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-The Project Gutenberg EBook of Sam Lawson's Oldtown Fireside Stories, by
-Harriet Beecher Stowe
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-Title: Sam Lawson's Oldtown Fireside Stories
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-SAM LAWSON'S OLDTOWN FIRESIDE STORIES
-
-By Harriet Beecher Stowe
-
-With Illustrations
-
-Houghton, Mifflin And Company
-
-1881.
-
-
-
-
-OLDTOWN FIRESIDE STORIES
-
-
-
-
-THE GHOST IN THE MILL.
-
-
-[Illustration: 9013]
-
-OME, Sam, tell us a story,” said I, as Hariet and I crept to his knees,
-in the glow of the bright evening firelight; while Aunt Lois was
-busily rattling the tea-things, and grandmamma, at the other end of the
-fireplace, was quietly setting the heel of a blue-mixed yarn stocking.
-
-In those days we had no magazines and daily papers, each reeling off
-a serial story. Once a week, “The Columbian Sentinel” came from Boston
-with its slender stock of news and editorial; but all the multiform
-devices--pictorial, narrative, and poetical--which keep the mind of
-the present generation ablaze with excitement, had not then even an
-existence. There was no theatre, no opera; there were in Oldtown no
-parties or balls, except, perhaps, the annual election, or Thanksgiving
-festival; and when winter came, and the sun went down at half-past four
-o'clock, and left the long, dark hours of evening to be provided
-for, the necessity of amusement became urgent. Hence, in those days,
-chimney-corner story-telling became an art and an accomplishment.
-Society then was full of traditions and narratives which had all the
-uncertain glow and shifting mystery of the firelit hearth upon them.
-They were told to sympathetic audiences, by the rising and falling light
-of the solemn embers, with the hearth-crickets filling up every pause.
-
-[Illustration: 0015]
-
-Then the aged told their stories to the young,--tales of early life;
-tales of war and adventure, of forest-days, of Indian captivities
-and escapes, of bears and wild-cats and panthers, of rattlesnakes, of
-witches and wizards, and strange and wonderful dreams and appearances
-and providences.
-
-In those days of early Massachusetts, faith and credence were in the
-very air. Two-thirds of New England was then dark, unbroken forests,
-through whose tangled paths the mysterious winter wind groaned and
-shrieked and howled with weird noises and unaccountable clamors. Along
-the iron-bound shore, the stormful Atlantic raved and thundered, and
-dashed its moaning waters, as if to deaden and deafen any voice that
-might tell of the settled life of the old civilized world, and shut us
-forever into the wilderness. A good story-teller, in those days, was
-always sure of a warm seat at the hearthstone, and the delighted homage
-of children; and in all Oldtown there was no better story-teller than
-Sam Lawson.
-
-“Do, do, tell us a story,” said Harry, pressing upon him, and opening
-very wide blue eyes, in which undoubting faith shone as in a mirror;
-“and let it be something strange, and different from common.”
-
-“Wal, I know lots o' strange things,” said Sam, looking
-mysteriously into the fire. “Why, I know things, that ef I should
-tell,--why, people might say they wa'n't so; but then they _is so_ for
-all that.”
-
-“Oh, _do_, do, tell us!”
-
-“Why, I should scare ye to death, mebbe,” said Sam doubtingly.
-
-“Oh, pooh! no, you wouldn't,” we both burst out at once.
-
-But Sam was possessed by a reticent spirit, and loved dearly to be wooed
-and importuned; and so he only took up the great kitchen-tongs, and
-smote on the hickory forestick, when it flew apart in the middle, and
-scattered a shower of clear bright coals all over the hearth.
-
-“Mercy on us, Sam Lawson!” said Aunt Lois in an indignant voice,
-spinning round from her dishwashing.
-
-“Don't you worry a grain, Miss Lois,” said Sam composedly. “I see that
-are stick was e'en a'most in two, and I thought I'd jest settle it. I 'll
-sweep up the coals now,” he added, vigorously applying a turkey-wing to
-the purpose, as he knelt on the hearth, his spare, lean figure glowing
-in the blaze of the firelight, and getting quite flashed with exertion.
-
-“There, now!” he said, when he had brushed over and under and between
-the fire-irons, and pursued the retreating ashes so far into the red,
-fiery citadel, that his finger-ends were burning and tingling, “that
-'are's done now as well as Hepsy herself could 'a' done it. I allers
-sweeps up the haarth: I think it's part o' the man's bisness when he
-makes the fire. But Hepsy's so used to seein' me a-doin' on't, that she
-don't see no kind o' merit in't. It's just as Parson Lothrop said in his
-sermon,--folks allers overlook their common marcies”--
-
-“But come, Sam, that story,” said Harry and I coaxingly, pressing upon
-him, and pulling him down into his seat in the corner.
-
-“Lordy massy, these'ere young uns!” said Sam.
-
-“There's never no contentin' on 'em: ye tell 'em one story, and they
-jest swallows it as a dog does a gob o' meat; and they're all ready for
-another. What do ye want to hear now?”
-
-Now, the fact was, that Sam's stories had been told us so often, that
-they were all arranged and ticketed in our minds. We knew every word in
-them, and could set him right if he varied a hair from the usual track;
-and still the interest in them was unabated.
-
-Still we shivered, and clung to his knee, at the mysterious parts, and
-felt gentle, cold chills run down our spines at appropriate places. We
-were always in the most receptive and sympathetic condition. To-night,
-in particular, was one of those thundering stormy ones, when the winds
-appeared to be holding a perfect mad carnival over my grandfather's
-house. They yelled and squealed round the corners; they collected in
-troops, and came tumbling and roaring down chimney; they shook and
-rattled the buttery-door and the sinkroom-door and the cellar-door and
-the chamber-door, with a constant undertone of squeak and clatter, as
-if at every door were a cold, discontented spirit, tired of the chill
-outside, and longing for the warmth and comfort within.
-
-“Wal, boys,” said Sam confidentially, “what 'll ye have?”
-
-“Tell us 'Come down, come down!'” we both shouted with one voice. This
-was, in our mind, an “A No. 1” among Sam's stories.
-
-“Ye mus'n't be frightened now,” said Sam paternally.
-
-“Oh, no! we ar'n't frightened _ever_,” said we both in one breath.
-
-“Not when ye go down the cellar arter cider?” said Sam with severe
-scrutiny. “Ef ye should be down cellar, and the candle should go out,
-now?”
-
-“I ain't,” said I: “I ain't afraid of any thing. I never knew what it
-was to be afraid in my life.”
-
-“Wal, then,” said Sam, “I 'll tell ye. This'ere's what Cap'n Eb Sawin
-told me when I was a boy about your bigness, I reckon.
-
-“Cap'n Eb Sawin was a most respectable man. Your gran'ther knew him very
-well; and he was a deacon in the church in Dedham afore he died. He was
-at Lexington when the fust gun was fired agin the British. He was a
-dreffle smart man, Cap'n Eb was, and driv team a good many years atween
-here and Boston. He married Lois Peabody, that was cousin to your
-gran'ther then. Lois was a rael sensible woman; and I've heard her tell
-the story as he told her, and it was jest as he told it to me,--jest
-exactly; and I shall never forget it if I live to be nine hundred years
-old, like Mathuselah.
-
-“Ye see, along back in them times, there used to be a fellow come round
-these'ere parts, spring and fall, a-peddlin' goods, with his pack on his
-back; and his name was Jehiel Lommedieu. Nobody rightly knew where he
-come from. He wasn't much of a talker; but the women rather liked him,
-and kind o' liked to have him round. Women will like some fellows, when
-men can't see no sort o' reason why they should; and they liked this'ere
-Lommedieu, though he was kind o' mournful and thin and shad-bellied, and
-hadn't nothin' to say for himself. But it got to be so, that the women
-would count and calculate so many weeks afore 'twas time for Lommedieu
-to be along; and they'd make up ginger-snaps and preserves and pies, and
-make him stay to tea at the houses, and feed him up on the best there
-was: and the story went round, that he was a-courtin' Phebe Ann Parker,
-or Phebe Ann was a-courtin' him,--folks didn't rightly know which.
-Wal, all of a sudden, Lommedieu stopped comin' round; and nobody knew
-why,--only jest he didn't come. It turned out that Phebe Ann Parker had
-got a letter from him, sayin' he'd be along afore Thanksgiving; but he
-didn't come, neither afore nor at Thanksgiving time, nor arter, nor next
-spring: and finally the women they gin up lookin' for him. Some said
-he was dead; some said he was gone to Canada; and some said he hed gone
-over to the Old Country.
-
-“Wal, as to Phebe Ann, she acted like a gal o' sense, and married 'Bijah
-Moss, and thought no more 'bout it. She took the right view on't, and
-said she was sartin that all things was ordered out for the best; and
-it was jest as well folks couldn't always have their own way. And so,
-in time, Lommedieu was gone out o' folks's minds, much as a last year's
-apple-blossom.
-
-“It's relly affectin' to think how little these'ere folks is missed
-that's so much sot by. There ain't nobody, ef they's ever so important,
-but what the world gets to goin' on without 'em, pretty much as it did
-with 'em, though there's some little flurry at fust. Wal, the last
-thing that was in anybody's mind was, that they ever should hear from
-Lommedieu agin. But there ain't nothin' but what has its time o' turnin'
-up; and it seems his turn was to come.
-
-“Wal, ye see, 'twas the 19th o' March, when Cap'n Eb Sawin started with
-a team for Boston. That day, there come on about the biggest
-snow-storm that there'd been in them parts sence the oldest man could
-remember.'Twas this'ere fine, siftin' snow, that drives in your face
-like needles, with a wind to cut your nose off: it made teamin' pretty
-tedious work. Cap'n Eb was about the toughest man in them parts. He'd
-spent days in the woods a-loggin', and he'd been up to the deestrict o'
-Maine a-lumberin', and was about up to any sort o' thing a man gen'ally
-could be up to; but these'ere March winds sometimes does set on a fellow
-so, that neither natur' nor grace can stan' 'em. The cap'n used to say,
-he could stan' any wind that blew one way 't time for five minutes; but
-come to winds that blew all four p'ints at the same minit,--why, they
-flustered him.
-
-“Wal, that was the sort o' weather it was all day: and by sundown Cap'n
-Eb he got clean bewildered, so that he lost his road; and, when night
-came on, he didn't know nothin' where he was. Ye see the country was all
-under drift, and the air so thick with snow, that he couldn't see a foot
-afore him; and the fact was, he got off the Boston road without knowin'
-it, and came out at a pair o' bars nigh upon Sherburn, where old Cack
-Sparrock's mill is.
-
-“Your gran'ther used to know old Cack, boys. He was a drefful drinkin'
-old crittur, that lived there all alone in the woods by himself
-a-tendin' saw and grist mill. He wa'n't allers jest what he was then.
-Time was that Cack was a pretty consid'ably likely young man, and his
-wife was a very respectable woman,--Deacon Amos Petengall's dater from
-Sherburn.
-
-“But ye see, the year arter his wife died, Cack he gin up goin' to
-meetin' Sundays, and, all the tithing-men and selectmen could do, they
-couldn't get him out to meetin'; and, when a man neglects means o' grace
-and sanctuary privileges, there ain't no sayin' _what_ he 'll do next.
-Why, boys, jist think on't!--an immortal crittur lyin' round loose
-all day Sunday, and not puttin' on so much as a clean shirt, when
-all 'spectable folks has on their best close, and is to meetin'
-worshippin' the Lord! What can you spect to come of it, when he lies
-idlin' round in his old week-day close, fishing, or some sich, but what
-the Devil should be arter him at last, as he was arter old Cack?”
-
-Here Sam winked impressively to my grandfather in the opposite corner,
-to call his attention to the moral which he was interweaving with his
-narrative.
-
-“Wal, ye see, Cap'n Eb he told me, that when he come to them bars and
-looked up, and saw the dark a-comin' down, and the storm a-thickenin'
-up, he felt that things was gettin' pretty consid'able serious. There
-was a dark piece o' woods on ahead of him inside the bars; and he knew,
-come to get in there, the light would give out clean. So he jest thought
-he'd take the hoss out o' the team, and go ahead a little, and see where
-he was. So he driv his oxen up ag'in the fence, and took out the hoss,
-and got on him, and pushed along through the woods, not rightly knowin'
-where he was goin'.
-
-“Wal, afore long he see a light through the trees; and, sure enough, he
-come out to Cack Sparrock's old mill.
-
-“It was a pretty consid'able gloomy sort of a place, that are old mill
-was. There was a great fall of water that come rushin' down the rocks,
-and fell in a deep pool; and it sounded sort o' wild and lonesome: but
-Cap'n Eb he knocked on the door with his whip-handle, and got in.
-
-“There, to be sure, sot old Cack beside a great blazin' fire, with his
-rum-jug at his elbow. He was a drefful fellow to drink, Cack was! For
-all that, there was some good in him, for he was pleasant-spoken and
-'bliging; and he made the cap'n welcome.
-
-“'Ye see, Cack,' said Cap'n Eb, 'I'm off my road, and got snowed up down
-by your bars,' says he.
-
-“'Want ter know!' says Cack. 'Calculate you 'll jest have to camp down
-here till mornin',' says he.
-
-“Wal, so old Cack he got out his tin lantern, and went with Cap'n Eb
-back to the bars to help him fetch along his critturs. He told him he
-could put 'em under the mill-shed. So they got the critturs up to the
-shed, and got the cart under; and by that time the storm was awful.
-
-“But Cack he made a great roarin' fire, 'cause, ye see, Cack allers had
-slab-wood a plenty from his mill; and a roarin' fire is jest so much
-company. It sort o' keeps a fellow's spirits up, a good fire does. So
-Cack he sot on his old teakettle, and made a swingeing lot o' toddy; and
-he and Cap'n Eb were havin' a tol'able comfortable time there. Cack was
-a pretty good hand to tell stories; and Cap'n Eb warn't no way backward
-in that line, and kep' up his end pretty well: and pretty soon they was
-a-roarin' and haw-hawin' inside about as loud as the storm outside; when
-all of a sudden, 'bout midnight, there come a loud rap on the door.
-
-“'Lordy massy! what's that?' says Cack. Folks is rather startled allers
-to be checked up sudden when they are a-carryin' on and laughin'; and
-it was such an awful blowy night, it was a little scary to have a rap on
-the door.
-
-“Wal, they waited a minit, and didn't hear nothin' but the wind
-a-screechin' round the chimbley; and old Cack was jest goin' on with his
-story, when the rap come ag'in, harder'n ever, as if it'd shook the door
-open.
-
-“'Wal,' says old Cack, 'if 'tis the Devil, we'd jest as good's open, and
-have it out with him to onst,' says he; and so he got up and opened the
-door, and, sure enough, there was old Ketury there. Expect you've
-heard your grandma tell about old Ketury. She used to come to meetin's
-sometimes, and her husband was one o' the prayin' Indians; but Ketury
-was one of the rael wild sort, and you couldn't no more convert _her_
-than you could convert a wild-cat or a painter [panther]. Lordy massy!
-Ketury used to come to meetin', and sit there on them Indian benches;
-and when the second bell was a-tollin', and when Parson Lothrop and his
-wife was comin' up the broad aisle, and everybody in the house ris' up
-and stood, Ketury would sit there, and look at 'em out o' the corner
-o' her eyes; and folks used to say she rattled them necklaces o'
-rattlesnakes' tails and wild-cat teeth, and sich like heathen trumpery,
-and looked for all the world as if the spirit of the old Sarpent himself
-was in her. I've seen her sit and look at Lady Lothrop out o' the corner
-o' her eyes; and her old brown baggy neck would kind o' twist and work;
-and her eyes they looked so, that 'twas enough to scare a body. For all
-the world, she looked jest as if she was a-workin' up to spring at her.
-Lady Lothrop was jest as kind to Ketury as she always was to every poor
-crittur. She'd bow and smile as gracious to her when meetin'
-was over, and she come down the aisle, passin' out o, meetin'; but
-Ketury never took no notice. Ye see, Ketury's father was one o' them
-great powwows down to Martha's Vineyard; and people used to say she was
-set apart, when she was a child, to the sarvice o' the Devil: any way,
-she never could be made nothin' of in a Christian way. She come down to
-Parson Lothrop's study once or twice to be catechised; but he couldn't
-get a word out o' her, and she kind o' seemed to sit scornful while he
-was a-talkin'. Folks said, if it was in old times, Ketury wouldn't have
-been allowed to go on so; but Parson Lothrop's so sort o' mild, he let
-her take pretty much her own way. Everybody thought that Ketury was a
-witch: at least, she knew consid'able more'n she ought to know, and so
-they was kind o' 'fraid on her. Cap'n Eb says he never see a fellow seem
-scareder than Cack did when he see Ketury a-standin' there.
-
-“Why, ye see, boys, she was as withered and wrinkled and brown as an old
-frosted punkin-vine; and her little snaky eyes sparkled and snapped, and
-it made yer head kind o' dizzy to look at 'em; and folks used to say that
-anybody that Ketury got mad at was sure to get the worst of it fust or
-last. And so, no matter what day or hour Ketury had a mind to rap at
-anybody's door, folks gen 'lly thought it was best to let her in; but
-then, they never thought her coming was for any good, for she was just
-like the wind,--she came when the fit was on her, she staid jest so long
-as it pleased her, and went when she got ready, and not before. Ketury
-understood English, and could talk it well enough, but always seemed to
-scorn it, and was allers mowin' and mutterin' to herself in Indian, and
-winkin' and blinkin' as if she saw more folks round than you did, so
-that she wa'n't no way pleasant company; and yet everybody took good
-care to be polite to her.
-
-“So old Cack asked her to come in, and didn't make no question where she
-come from, or what she come on; but he knew it was twelve good miles
-from where she lived to his hut, and the snow was drifted above her
-middle: and Cap'n Eb declared that there wa'n't no track, nor sign o' a
-track, of anybody's coming through that snow next morning.”
-
-“How did she get there, then?” said I.
-
-“Didn't ye never see brown leaves a-ridin' on the wind? Well,' Cap'n Eb
-he says, 'she came on the wind,' and I'm sure it was strong enough to
-fetch her. But Cack he got her down into the warm corner, and he poured
-her out a mug o' hot toddy, and give her: but ye see her bein' there
-sort o' stopped the conversation; for she sot there a-rockin' back'ards
-and for'ards, a-sippin her toddy, and a-mutterin', and lookin' up
-chimbley.
-
-“Cap'n Eb says in all his born days he never hearn such screeches
-and yells as the wind give over that chimbley; and old Cack got so
-frightened, you could fairly hear his teeth chatter.
-
-“But Cap'n Eb he was a putty brave man, and he wa'n't goin' to have
-conversation stopped by no woman, witch or no witch; and so, when he see
-her mutterin', and lookin' up chimbley, he spoke up, and says he, 'Well,
-Ketury, what do you see?' says he. 'Come, out with it; don't keep it to
-yourself.' Ye see Cap'n Eb was a hearty fellow, and then he was a leetle
-warmed up with the toddy.
-
-“Then he said he see an evil kind o' smile on Ketury's face, and she
-rattled her necklace o' bones and snakes' tails; and her eyes seemed to
-snap; and she looked up the chimbley, and called out, 'Come down, come
-down! let's see who ye be.'
-
-“Then there was a scratchin' and a rumblin' and a groan; and a pair
-of feet come down the chimbley, and stood right in the middle of
-the haarth, the toes pi'ntin' out'rds, with shoes and silver buckles
-a-shinin' in the firelight. Cap'n Eb says he never come so near bein'
-scared in his life; and, as to old Cack, he jest wilted right down in
-his chair.
-
-“Then old Ketury got up, and reached her stick up chimbley, and called
-out louder, 'Come down, come down! let's see who ye be.' And, sure
-enough, down came a pair o' legs, and j'ined right on to the feet: good
-fair legs they was, with ribbed stockings and leather breeches.
-
-“'Wal, we're in for it now,' says Cap'n Eb. 'Go it, Ketury, and let's
-have the rest on him.'
-
-“Ketury didn't seem to mind him: she stood there as stiff as a stake,
-and kep' callin' out, 'Come down, come down! let's see who ye be.' And
-then come down the body of a man with a brown coat and yellow vest, and
-j'ined right on to the legs; but there wa'n't no arms to it. Then Ketury
-shook her stick up chimbley, and called, '_Come down, come down!_' And
-there came down a pair o' arms, and went on each side o' the body; and
-there stood a man all finished, only there wa'n't no head on him.
-
-“'Wal, Ketury,' says Cap'n Eb, 'this 'ere's getting serious. I 'spec' you
-must finish him up, and let's see what he wants of us.'
-
-“Then Ketury called out once more, louder'n ever, 'Come down, come down!
-let's see who ye be.' And, sure enough, down comes a man's head, and
-settled on the shoulders straight enough; and Cap'n Eb, the minit he sot
-eyes on him, knew he was Jehiel Lommedieu.
-
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-
-“Old Cack knew him too; and he fell flat on his face, and prayed the
-Lord to have mercy on his soul: but Cap'n Eb he was for gettin' to the
-bottom of matters, and not have his scare for nothin'; so he says to
-him, 'What do you want, now you hev come?'
-
-“The man he didn't speak; he only sort o' moaned, and p'inted to the
-chimbley. He seemed to try to speak, but couldn't; for ye see it isn't
-often that his sort o' folks is permitted to speak: but just then there
-came a screechin' blast o' wind, and blowed the door open, and blowed
-the smoke and fire all out into the room, and there seemed to be a
-whirlwind and darkness and moans and screeches; and, when it all cleared
-up, Ketury and the man was both gone, and only old Cack lay on the
-ground, rolling and moaning as if he'd die.
-
-“Wal, Cap'n Eb he picked him up, and built up the fire, and sort o'
-comforted him up, 'cause the crittur was in distress o' mind that was
-drefful. The awful Providence, ye see, had awakened him, and his sin had
-been set home to his soul; and he was under such conviction, that it all
-had to come out,--how old Cack's father had murdered poor Lommedieu for
-his money, and Cack had been privy to it, and helped his father build
-the body up in that very chimbley; and he said that he hadn't had
-neither peace nor rest since then, and that was what had driv' him
-away from ordinances; for ye know sinnin' will always make a man leave
-prayin'. Wal, Cack didn't live but a day or two. Cap'n Eb he got the
-minister o' Sherburn and one o' the selectmen down to see him; and they
-took his deposition. He seemed railly quite penitent; and Parson Carryl
-he prayed with him, and was faithful in settin' home the providence to
-his soul: and so, at the eleventh hour, poor old Cack might have got
-in; at least it looks a leetle like it. He was distressed to think he
-couldn't live to be hung. He sort o' seemed to think, that if he was
-fairly tried, and hung, it would make it all square. He made Parson
-Carryl promise to have the old mill pulled down, and bury the body; and,
-after he was dead, they did it.
-
-“Cap'n Eb he was one of a party o' eight that pulled down the chimbley;
-and there, sure enough, was the skeleton of poor Lommedieu.
-
-“So there you see, boys, there can't be no iniquity so hid but what
-it 'll come out. The wild Indians of the forest, and the stormy winds and
-tempests, j'ined together to bring out this'ere.”
-
-“For my part,” said Aunt Lois sharply, “I never believed that story.”
-
-“Why, Lois,” said my grandmother, “Cap'n Eb Sawin was a regular
-church-member, and a most respectable man.”
-
-“Law, mother! I don't doubt he thought so. I suppose he and Cack got
-drinking toddy together, till he got asleep, and dreamed it. I wouldn't
-believe such a thing if it did happen right before my face and eyes. I
-should only think I was crazy, that's all.”
-
-“Come, Lois, if I was you, I wouldn't talk so like a Sadducee,” said
-my grandmother. “What would become of all the accounts in Dr. Cotton
-Mather's 'Magnilly' if folks were like you?”
-
-“Wal,” said Sam Lawson, drooping contemplatively over the coals, and
-gazing into the fire, “there's a putty consid'able sight o' things in
-this world that's true; and then ag'in there's a sight o' things that
-ain't true. Now, my old gran'ther used to say, 'Boys, says he, 'if ye
-want to lead a pleasant and prosperous life, ye must contrive allers
-to keep jest the _happy medium_ between truth and falsehood.' Now, that
-are's my doctrine.”
-
-Aunt Lois knit severely.
-
-“Boys,” said Sam, “don't you want ter go down with me and get a mug o'
-cider?”
-
-Of course we did, and took down a basket to bring up some apples to
-roast.
-
-“Boys,” says Sam mysteriously, while he was drawing the cider, “you jest
-ask your Aunt Lois to tell you what she knows 'bout Ruth Sullivan.”
-
-“Why, what is it?”
-
-“Oh! you must ask _her_. These 'ere folks that's so kind o' toppin'
-about sperits and sich, come sift 'em down, you gen 'lly find they knows
-one story that kind o' puzzles 'em. Now you mind, and jist ask your Aunt
-Lois about Ruth Sullivan.”
-
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-
-
-
-THE SULLIVAN LOOKING-GLASS
-
-
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-
-UNT LOIS,” said I, “what was that story about Ruth Sullivan?”
-
-Aunt Lois's quick black eyes gave a surprised flash; and she and my
-grandmother looked at each other a minute significantly.
-
-“Who told you any thing about Ruth Sullivan,” she said sharply.
-
-“Nobody. Somebody said _you_ knew something about her,” said I.
-
-I was holding a skein of yarn for Aunt Lois; and she went on winding in
-silence, putting the ball through loops and tangled places.
-
-“Little boys shouldn't ask questions,” she concluded at last
-sententiously. “Little boys that ask too many questions get sent to
-bed.”
-
-I knew that of old, and rather wondered at my own hardihood.
-
-Aunt Lois wound on in silence; but, looking in her face, I could see
-plainly that I had started an exciting topic.
-
-“I should think,” pursued my grandmother in her corner, “that Ruth's
-case might show you, Lois, that a good many things may happen,--more
-than you believe.”
-
-“Oh, well, mother! Ruth's was a strange case; but I suppose there are
-ways of accounting for it.”
-
-“You believed Ruth, didn't you?”
-
-“Oh, certainly, I believed Ruth! Why shouldn't I? Ruth was one of my
-best friends, and as true a girl as lives: there wasn't any nonsense
-about Ruth. She was one of the sort,” said Aunt Lois reflectively, “that
-I'd as soon trust as myself: when she said a thing was so and so, I knew
-it was so.”
-
-“Then, if you think Ruth's story was true,” pursued my grandmother,
-“what's the reason you are always cavilling at things just 'cause you
-can't understand how they came to be so?”
-
-Aunt Lois set her lips firmly, and wound with grim resolve. She was the
-very impersonation of that obstinate rationalism that grew up at the
-New-England fireside, close alongside of the most undoubting faith in
-the supernatural.
-
-“I don't believe such things,” at last she snapped out, “and I don't
-disbelieve them. I just let 'em alone. What do I know about 'em? Ruth
-tells me a story; and I believe her. I know what she saw beforehand,
-came true in a most remarkable way. Well, I'm sure I've no objection.
-One thing may be true, or another, for all me; but, just because I
-believe Ruth Sullivan, I'm not going to believe, right and left, all the
-stories in Cotton Mather, and all that anybody can hawk up to tell. Not
-I.” This whole conversation made me all the more curious to get at the
-story thus dimly indicated; and so we beset Sam for information.
-
-“So your Aunt Lois wouldn't tell ye nothin',” said Sam. “Wanter know,
-neow! sho!”
-
-“No: she said we must go to bed if we asked her.”
-
-“That 'are's a way folks has; but, ye see, boys,” said Sam, while a
-droll confidential expression crossed the lack-lustre dolefulness of
-his visage, “ye see, I put ye up to it, 'cause Miss Lois is so large and
-commandin' in her ways, and so kind o' up and down in all her doin's,
-that I like once and a while to sort o' gravel her; and I knowed enough
-to know that that 'are question would git her in a tight place.
-
-“Ye see, yer Aunt Lois was knowin' to all this 'ere about Ruth, so
-there wer'n't no gettin' away from it; and it's about as remarkable a
-providence as any o' them of Mister Cotton Marther's 'Magnilly.' So if
-you 'll come up in the barn-chamber this arternoon, where I've got a lot
-o' flax to hatchel out, I 'll tell ye all about it.”
-
-So that afternoon beheld Sam arranged at full length on a pile of
-top-tow in the barn-chamber, hatchelling by proxy by putting Harry and
-myself to the service.
-
-“Wal, now, boys, it's kind o' refreshing to see how wal ye take hold,”
- he observed. “Nothin' like bein' industrious while ye'r young: gret
-sight better now than loafin off, down in them medders.
-
- “'In books and work and useful play
-
- Let my fust years be past:
-
- So shall I give for every day
-
- Some good account at last.'”
-
-“But, Sam, if we work for you, you must tell us that story about Ruth
-Sullivan.”
-
-“Lordy massy! yis,--course I will. I've had the best kind o' chances
-of knowin' all about that 'are. Wal, you see there was old Gineral
-Sullivan, he lived in state and grande'r in the old Sullivan house out
-to Roxberry. I been to Roxberry, and seen that 'are house o' Gineral
-Sullivan's. There was one time that I was a consid'able spell lookin'
-round in Roxberry, a kind o' seein' how things wuz there, and whether
-or no there mightn't be some sort o' providential openin' or suthin'. I
-used to stay with Aunt Polly Ginger. She was sister to Mehitable Ginger,
-Gineral Sullivan's housekeeper, and hed the in and out o' the Sullivan
-house, and kind o' kept the run o' how things went and came in it. Polly
-she was a kind o' cousin o' my mother's, and allers glad to see me. Fact
-was, I was putty handy round house; and she used to save up her broken
-things and sich till I come round in the fall; and then I'd mend 'em up,
-and put the clock right, and split her up a lot o' kindlings, and board
-up the cellar-windows, and kind o' make her sort o' comfortable,--she
-bein' a lone body, and no man round. As I said, it was sort o'
-convenient to hev me; and so I jest got the run o' things in the
-Sullivan house pretty much as ef I was one on 'em. Gineral Sullivan he
-kept a grand house, I tell you. You see, he cum from the old country,
-and felt sort o' lordly and grand; and they used to hev the gretest kind
-o' doin's there to the Sullivan house. Ye ought ter a seen that 'are
-house,--gret big front hall and gret wide stairs; none o' your steep
-kind that breaks a feller's neck to get up and down, but gret broad
-stairs with easy risers, so they used to say you could a cantered a pony
-up that 'are stairway easy as not. Then there was gret wide rooms, and
-sofys, and curtains, and gret curtained bedsteads that looked sort o'
-like fortifications, and pictur's that was got in Italy and Rome and all
-them 'are heathen places. Ye see, the Gineral was a drefful worldly
-old critter, and was all for the pomps and the vanities. Lordy massy!
-I wonder what the poor old critter thinks about it all now, when his
-body's all gone to dust and ashes in the graveyard, and his soul's gone
-to 'tarnity! Wal, that are ain't none o' my business; only it shows the
-vanity o' riches in a kind o' strikin' light, and makes me content that
-I never hed none.”
-
-“But, Sam, I hope General Sullivan wasn't a wicked man, _was_ he?”
-
-“Wal, I wouldn't say he was railly wickeder than the run; but he was
-one o' these 'ere high-stepping, big-feeling fellers, that seem to be
-a hevin' their portion in this life. Drefful proud he was; and he was
-pretty much sot on this world, and kep' a sort o' court goin' on round
-him. Wal, I don't jedge him nor nobody: folks that hes the world is apt
-to get sot on it. Don't none on us do more than middlin' well.”
-
-“But, Sam, what about Ruth Sullivan?”
-
-“Ruth?--Oh, yis!--Ruth--.
-
-“Wal, ye see, the only crook in the old Gineral's lot was he didn't hev
-no children. Mis' Sullivan, she was a beautiful woman, as handsome as a
-pictur'; but she never had but one child; and he was a son who died when
-he was a baby, and about broke her heart. And then this 'ere Ruth was
-her sister's child, that was born about the same time; and, when the boy
-died, they took Ruth home to sort o' fill his place, and kind o' comfort
-up Mis' Sullivan. And then Ruth's father and mother died; and they
-adopted her for their own, and brought her up.
-
-“Wal, she grew up to be amazin' handsome. Why, everybody said that she
-was jest the light and glory of that 'are old Sullivan place, and worth
-more'n all the pictur's and the silver and the jewels, and all there was
-in the house; and she was jest so innercent and sweet, that you never
-see nothing to beat it. Wal, your Aunt Lois she got acquainted with Ruth
-one summer when she was up to Old Town a visitin' at Parson Lothrop's.
-Your Aunt Lois was a gal then, and a pretty good-lookin' one too; and,
-somehow or other, she took to Ruth, and Ruth took to her. And when Ruth
-went home, they used to be a writin' backwards and forads; and I guess
-the fact was, Ruth thought about as much of your Aunt Lois as she did o'
-anybody. Ye see, your aunt was a kind o' strong up-and-down woman that
-always knew certain jest what she did know; and Ruth, she was one o'
-them gals that seems sort o' like a stray lamb or a dove that's sort o'
-lost their way in the world, and wants some one to show 'em where to go
-next. For, ye see, the fact was, the old Gineral and Madam, they
-didn't agree very well. He wa'n't well pleased that she didn't have no
-children; and she was sort o' jealous o' him 'cause she got hold o' some
-sort of story about how he was to a married somebody else over there in
-England: so she got sort o' riled up, jest as wimmen will, the best on
-'em; and they was pretty apt to have spats, and one could give t'other
-as good as they sent; and, by all accounts, they fit putty lively
-sometimes. And, between the two, Ruth she was sort o' scared, and
-fluttered like a dove that didn't know jest where to settle. Ye see,
-there she was in that 'are great wide house, where they was a feastin'
-and a prancin' and a dancin', and a goin' on like Ahashuerus and
-Herodias and all them old Scriptur' days. There was a comin' and goin,'
-and there was gret dinners and gret doin's, but no love; and, you know,
-the Scriptur' says, 'Better is a dinner o' yarbs, where love is, than a
-stalled ox, and hatred therewith.'
-
-“Wal, I don't orter say _hatred_, arter all. I kind o reckon, the old
-Gineral did the best he could: the fact is, when a woman gits a kink
-in her head agin a man, the best on us don't allers do jest the right
-thing.
-
-“Any way, Ruth, she was sort o' forlorn, and didn't seem to take no
-comfort in the goin's on. The Gineral he was mighty fond on her,
-and proud on her; and there wa'n't nothin' too good for Ruth. He was
-free-handed, the Gineral wuz. He dressed her up in silks and satins, and
-she hed a maid to wait on her, and she hed sets o' pearl and dimond; and
-Madam Sullivan she thought all the world on her, and kind o' worshipped
-the ground she trod on. And yet Ruth was sort o' lonesome.
-
-“Ye see, Ruth wa'n't calculated for grande'r. Some folks ain't.
-
-“Why, that 'are summer she spent out to Old Town, she was jest as chirk
-and chipper as a wren, a wearin' her little sun-bunnet, and goin' a
-huckle-berryin' and a black-berryin' and diggin' sweet-flag, and gettin
-cowslops and dandelions; and she hed a word for everybody. And everybody
-liked Ruth, and wished her well. Wal, she was sent for her health; and
-she got that, and more too: she got a sweetheart.
-
-“Ye see, there was a Cap'n Oliver a visitin' at the minister's that
-summer,--a nice, handsome young man as ever was. He and Ruth and your
-Aunt Lois, they was together a good deal; and they was a ramblin' and
-a ridin' and a sailin': and so Ruth and the Capting went the way o' all
-the airth, and fell dead in love with each other. Your Aunt Lois she
-was knowing to it and all about it, 'cause Ruth she was jest one of them
-that couldn't take a step without somebody to talk to.
-
-“Captain Oliver was of a good family in England; and so, when he made
-bold to ask the old Gineral for Ruth, he didn't say him nay: and it was
-agreed, as they was young, they should wait a year or two. If he and
-she was of the same mind, he should be free to marry her. Jest right on
-that, the Captain's regiment was ordered home, and he had to go; and,
-the next they heard, it was sent off to India. And poor little Ruth she
-kind o' drooped and pined; but she kept true, and wouldn't have nothin'
-to say to nobody that came arter her, for there was lots and cords o'
-fellows as did come arter her. Ye see, Ruth had a takin' way with her;
-and then she had the name of bein' a great heiress, and that allers
-draws fellers, as molasses does flies.
-
-“Wal, then the news came, that Captain Oliver was comin' home to
-England, and the ship was took by the Algerenes, and he was gone into
-slavery there among them heathen Mahomedans and what not.
-
-“Folks seemed to think it was all over with him, and Ruth might jest as
-well give up fust as last. And the old Gineral he'd come to think she
-might do better; and he kep' a introducin' one and another, and tryin'
-to marry her off; but Ruth she wouldn't. She used to write sheets and
-sheets to your Aunt Lois about it; and I think Aunt Lois she kep' her
-grit up. Your Aunt Lois she'd a stuck by a man to the end o' time ef't
-ben her case; and so she told Ruth.
-
-“Wal, then there was young Jeff Sullivan, the Gineral's nephew, he
-turned up; and the Gineral he took a gret fancy to him. He was next heir
-to the Gineral; but he'd ben a pretty rackety youngster in his young
-days,--off to sea, and what not, and sowed a consid'able crop o' wild
-oats. People said he'd been a pirating off there in South Ameriky. Lordy
-massy! nobody rightly knew where he hed ben or where he hadn't: all was,
-he turned up at last all alive, and chipper as a skunk blackbird. Wal,
-of course he made his court to Ruth; and the Gineral, he rather backed
-him up in it; but Ruth she wouldn't have nothin' to say to him. Wal,
-he come and took up his lodgin' at the Gineral's; and he was jest as
-slippery as an eel, and sort o' slid into every thing, that was a goin'
-on in the house and about it. He was here, and he was there, and he
-was everywhere, and a havin' his say about this and that; and he got
-everybody putty much under his thumb. And they used to say, he wound the
-Gineral round and round like a skein o' yarn; but he couldn't come it
-round Ruth.
-
-“Wal, the Gineral said she shouldn't be forced; and Jeff, he was smooth
-as satin, and said he'd be willing to wait as long as Jacob did for
-Rachel. And so there he sot down, a watchin' as patient as a cat at a
-mousehole; 'cause the Gineral he was thick-set and shortnecked, and drank
-pretty free, and was one o' the sort that might pop off any time.
-
-“Wal, Mis' Sullivan, she beset the Gineral to make a provision for
-Ruth; 'cause she told him very sensible, that he'd brought her up in
-luxury, and that it wa'n't fair not to settle somethin' on her; and
-so the Gineral he said he'd make a will, and part the property equally
-between them. And he says to Jeff, that, if he played his part as
-a young fellow oughter know how, it would all come to him in the
-end; 'cause they hadn't heard nothing from Captain Oliver for three or
-four years, and folks about settled it that he must, be dead.
-
-“Wal, the Gineral he got a letter about an estate that had come to him
-in England; and he had to go over. Wal, livin' on the next estate, was
-the very cousin of the Gineral's that he was to a married when they was
-both young: the lands joined so that the grounds run together. What came
-between them two nobody knows; but she never married, and there she was.
-There was high words between the Gineral and Madam Sullivan about his
-goin' over. She said there wa'n't no sort o' need on't, and he said
-there was; and she said she hoped _she_ should be in her grave afore he
-come back; and he said she might suit herself about that for all him.
-That 'are was the story that the housekeeper told to Aunt Polly; and
-Aunt Polly she told me. These 'ere squabbles somehow allers does kind o'
-leak out one way or t'other. Anyhow, it was a house divided agin itself
-at the Gineral's, when he was a fixin' out for the voyage. There was
-Ruth a goin' fust to one, and then to t'other, and tryin' all she could
-to keep peace beteen 'em; and there was this 'ere Master Slick Tongue
-talkin' this way to one side, and that way to t'other, and the old
-Gineral kind o' like a shuttle-cock atween 'em.
-
-“Wal, then, the night afore he sailed, the Gineral he hed his lawyer
-up in his library there, a lookin' over all his papers and bonds and
-things, and a witnessing his will; and Master Jeff was there, as lively
-as a cricket, a goin' into all affairs, and offerin' to take precious
-good care while he was gone; and the Gineral he had his papers and
-letters out, a sortin' on 'em over, which was to be took to the old
-country, and which was to be put in a trunk to go back to Lawyer
-Dennis's office.
-
-“Wal, Abner Ginger, Polly's boy, he that was footman and waiter then
-at the Gineral's, he told me, that, about eight o'clock that evening he
-went up with hot water and lemons and sperits and sich, and he see the
-gret green table in the library all strewed and covered with piles o'
-papers; and there was tin boxes a standin' round; and the Gineral a
-packin' a trunk, and young Master Jeff, as lively and helpful as a rat
-that smells cheese. And then the Gineral he says, 'Abner,' says he, 'can
-you write your name?'--'I should hope so, Gineral.' says Abner.--'Wal,
-then, Abner,' says he, 'this is my last will; and I want you to witness
-it,' and so Abner he put down his name opposite to a place with a wafer
-and a seal; and then the Gineral, he says, 'Abner, you tell Ginger to
-come here.' That, you see, was his housekeeper, my Aunt Polly's sister,
-and a likely woman as ever was. And so they had her up, and she put
-down her name to the will; and then Aunt Polly she was had up (she was
-drinking tea there that night), and she put down her name. And all of
-'em did it with good heart, 'cause it had got about among 'em that the
-will was to provide for Miss Ruth; for everybody loved Ruth, ye see, and
-there was consid'ble many stories kind o' goin' the rounds about Master
-Jeff and his doin's. And they did say he sort o' kep' up the strife
-atween the Gineral and my lady, and so they didn't think none too well
-o' him; and, as he was next o' kin, and Miss Ruth wa'n't none o' the
-Gineral's blood (ye see, she was Mis' Sullivan's sister's child), of
-course there wouldn't nothin' go to Miss Ruth in way o' law, and so that
-was why the signin' o' that 'are will was so much talked about
-among 'em.”
-
-“Wal, you see, the Gineral he sailed the next day; and Jeff he staid by
-to keep watch o' things.
-
-“Wal, the old Gineral he got over safe; for Miss Sullivan, she had a
-letter from him all right. When he got away, his conscience sort o'
-nagged him, and he was minded to be a good husband. At any rate, he
-wrote a good loving letter to her, and sent his love to Ruth, and sent
-over lots o' little keepsakes and things for her, and told her that he
-left her under good protection, and wanted her to try and make up her
-mind to marry Jeff, as that would keep the property together.
-
-“Wal, now there couldn't be no sort o' sugar sweeter than Jeff was to
-them lone wimmen. Jeff was one o' the sort that could be all things to
-all wimmen. He waited and he tended, and he was as humble as any snake
-in the grass that ever ye see and the old lady, she clean fell in with
-him, but Ruth, she seemed to have a regular spite agin him. And she that
-war as gentle as a lamb, that never had so much as a hard thought of a
-mortal critter, and wouldn't tread on a worm, she was so set agin Jeff,
-that she wouldn't so much as touch his hand when she got out o' her
-kerridge.
-
-“Wal, now comes the strange part o' my story: Ruth was one o' the kind
-that _hes the gift o' seein'. She was born with a veil over her face!_”
-
-This mysterious piece of physiological information about Ruth was given
-with a look and air that announced something very profound and awful;
-and we both took up the inquiry, “Born with a veil over her face? How
-should _that_ make her see?”
-
-“Wal, boys, how should I know? But the fact _is so_. There's those as is
-wal known as lies the gift o' seein' what others can't see: they can
-see through walls and houses; they can see people's hearts; they can
-see what's to come. They don't know nothin' how 'tis, but this 'ere
-knowledge comes to 'em: it's a gret gift; and that sort's born with the
-veil over their faces. Ruth was o' these 'ere. Old Granny Badger she
-was the knowingest old nuss in all these parts; and she was with Ruth's
-mother when she was born, and she told Lady Lothrop all about it. Says
-she, 'You may depend upon it that child 'll have the “_second-sight_,”'
-says she. Oh, that 'are fact was wal known! Wal, that was the reason
-why Jeff Sullivan couldn't come it round Ruth tho' he was silkier than
-a milkweed-pod, and jest about as patient as a spider in his hole a
-watchin' to got his grip on a fly. Ruth wouldn't argue with him, and she
-wouldn't flout him; but she jest shut herself up in herself, and kept a
-lookout on him; but she told your Aunt Lois jest what she thought about
-him.
-
-“Wal, in about six months, come the news that the Gineral was dead. He
-dropped right down in his tracks, dead with apoplexy, as if he had been
-shot; and Lady Maxwell she writ a long letter to my lady and Ruth. Ye
-see, he'd got to be Sir Thomas Sullivan over there; and he was a comin'
-home to take 'em all over to England to live in grande'r. Wal, my Lady
-Sullivan (she was then, ye see) she took it drefful hard. Ef they'd a
-been the lovingest couple in the world, she couldn't a took it harder.
-Aunt Polly, she said it was all 'cause she thought so much of him, that
-she fit him so. There's women that thinks so much o' their husbands,
-that they won't let 'em hev no peace o' their life; and I expect it war
-so with her poor soul! Any way, she went right down smack when she heard
-he was dead. She was abed, sick, when the news come; and she never spoke
-nor smiled, jest turned her back to everybody, and kinder wilted and
-wilted, and was dead in a week. And there was poor little Ruth left all
-alone in the world, with neither kith nor kin but Jeff.
-
-“Wal, when the funeral was over, and the time app'inted to read the will
-and settle up matters, there wa'n't no will to be found nowhere, high
-nor low.
-
-“Lawyer Dean he flew round like a parched pea on a shovel. He said he
-thought he could a gone in the darkest night, and put his hand on that
-'ere will; but when he went where he thought it was, he found it warn't
-there, and he knowed he'd kep' it under lock and key. What he thought
-was the will turned out to be an old mortgage. Wal, there was an awful
-row and a to-do about it, you may be sure. Ruth, she jist said nothin'
-good or bad. And her not speakin' made Jeff a sight more uncomfortable
-than ef she'd a hed it out with him. He told her it shouldn't make no
-sort o' difference; that he should allers stand ready to give her all he
-hed, if she'd only take him with it. And when it came to that she only
-gin him a look, and went out o' the room.
-
-“Jeff he flared and flounced and talked, and went round and round a
-rumpussin' among the papers, but no will was forthcoming high or low.
-Wal, now here comes what's remarkable. Ruth she told this 'ere, all the
-particulars, to yer Aunt Lois and Lady Lothrop. She said that the night
-after the funeral she went up to her chamber. Ruth had the gret
-front chamber, opposite to Mis' Sullivan's. I've been in it; it was a
-monstrous big room, with outlandish furniture in it, that the Gineral
-brought over from an old palace out to Italy. And there was a great big
-lookin'-glass over the dressin'-table, that they said come from Venice,
-that swung so that you could see the whole room in it. Wal, she was a
-standin' front o' this, jist goin' to undress herself, a hearin' the
-rain drip on the leaves and the wind a whishin' and whisperin' in the
-old elm-trees, and jist a thinkin' over her lot, and what should she
-do now, all alone in the world, when of a sudden she felt a kind o'
-lightness in her head, and she thought she seemed to see somebody in the
-glass a movin'. And she looked behind, and there wa'n't nobody there.
-Then she looked forward in the glass, and saw a strange big room, that
-she'd never seen before, with a long painted winder in it; and along
-side o' this stood a tall cabinet with a good many drawers in it. And
-she saw herself, and knew that it was herself, in this room, along with
-another woman whose back was turned towards her. She saw herself speak
-to this woman, and p'int to the cabinet. She saw the woman nod her head.
-She saw herself go to the cabinet, and open the middle drawer, and take
-out a bundle o' papers from the very back end on't. She saw her take out
-a paper from the middle, and open it, and hold it up; and she knew that
-there was the missin' will. Wal, it all overcome her so that she fainted
-clean away. And her maid found her a lyin' front o' the dressin'-table
-on the floor.
-
-“She was sick of a fever for a week or fortnight a'ter; and your Aunt
-Lois she was down takin' care of her; and, as soon as she got able to be
-moved, she was took out to Lady Lothrop's. Jeff he was jist as attentive
-and good as he could be; but she wouldn't bear him near her room. If he
-so much as set a foot on the stairs that led to it she'd know it, and
-got so wild that he hed to be kept from comin' into the front o' the
-house. But he was doin' his best to buy up good words from everybody. He
-paid all the servants double; he kept every one in their places, and
-did so well by 'em all that the gen'l word among 'em was that Miss Ruth
-couldn't do better than to marry such a nice, open-handed gentleman.
-
-“Wal, Lady Lothrop she wrote to Lady Maxwell all that hed happened; and
-Lady Maxwell, she sent over for Ruth to come over and be a companion for
-her, and said she'd adopt her, and be as a mother to her.
-
-“Wal, then Ruth she went over with some gentlefolks that was goin' back
-to England, and offered to see her safe and sound; and so she was set
-down at Lady Maxwell's manor. It was a grand place, she said, and such
-as she never see before,--like them old gentry places in England. And
-Lady Maxwell she made much of her, and cosseted her up for the sake of
-what the old Gineral had said about her. And Ruth she told her all her
-story, and how she believed that the will was to be found somewhere, and
-that she should be led to see it yet.
-
-“She told her, too, that she felt it in her that Cap'n Oliver wasn't
-dead, and that he'd come back yet. And Lady Maxwell she took up for her
-with might and main, and said she'd stand by her. But then, ye see, so
-long as there warn't no will to be found, there warn't nothin' to be
-done. Jeff was the next heir; and he'd got every thing, stock, and lot,
-and the estate in England into the bargain. And folks was beginnin' to
-think putty well of him, as folks allers does when a body is up in the
-world, and hes houses and lands. Lordy massy! riches allers covers a
-multitude o' sins.
-
-“Finally, when Ruth hed ben six months with her, one day Lady Maxwell
-got to tellin' her all about her history, and what hed ben atween her
-and her cousin, when they was young, and how they hed a quarrel and he
-flung off to Ameriky, and all them things that it don't do folks no good
-to remember when it's all over and can't be helped. But she was a lone
-body, and it seemed to do her good to talk about it.
-
-“Finally, she says to Ruth, says she, 'I 'll show you a room in this
-house you han't seen before. It was the room where we hed that quarrel,'
-says she; 'and the last I saw of him was there, till he come back to
-die,' says she.
-
-“So she took a gret key out of her bunch; and she led Ruth along a
-long passage-way to the other end of the house, and opened on a great
-library. And the minute Ruth came in, she threw up her hands and gin a
-great cry. 'Oh!' says she, 'this is the room! and there is the window!
-and there is the cabinet I and _there in that middle drawer at the back
-end in a bundle of papers is the will!_
-
-“And Lady Maxwell she said, quite dazed, 'Go look,' says she. And Ruth
-went, jest as she seed herself do, and opened the drawer, and drew forth
-from the back part a yellow pile of old letters. And in the middle of
-those was the will, sure enough. Ruth drew it out, and opened it, and
-showed it to her.
-
-“Wal, you see that will give Ruth the whole of the Gineral's property in
-America, tho' it did leave the English estate to Jeff.
-
-“Wal, the end on't was like a story-book.
-
-“Jeff he made believe be mighty glad. And he said it must a ben that the
-Gineral hed got flustered with the sperit and water, and put that
-'ere will in among his letters that he was a doin' up to take back to
-England. For it was in among Lady Maxwell's letters that she writ him
-when they was young, and that he'd a kep' all these years and was a
-takin' back to her.
-
-“Wal, Lawyer Dean said he was sure that Jeff made himself quite busy and
-useful that night, a tyin' up the papers with red tape, and a packin'
-the Gin-eral's trunk; and that, when Jeff gin him his bundle to lock up
-in his box, he never mistrusted but what he'd got it all right.
-
-“Wal, you see it was jest one of them things that can't be known to the
-jedgment-day. It might a ben an accident, and then agin it might not;
-and folks settled it one way or t'other, 'cordin' to their 'pinion
-o' Jeff; but ye see how 'mazin' handy for him it happened! Why, ef it
-hadn't ben for the providence I've ben a tellin' about, there it might a
-lain in them old letters, that Lady Maxwell said she never hed the heart
-to look over! it never would a turned up in the world.”
-
-“Well,” said I, “what became of Ruth?”
-
-“Oh! Cap'n Oliver he came back all alive, and escaped from the
-Algerines; and they was married in King's Chapel, and lived in the old
-Sullivan House, in peace and prosperity. That's jest how the story was;
-and now Aunt Lois can make what she's a mind ter out on't.”
-
-“And what became of Jeff?”
-
-“Oh! he started to go over to England, and the ship was wrecked off
-the Irish coast, and that was the last of him. He never got to his
-property.”
-
-“Good enough for him,” said both of us.
-
-“Wal, I don't know: 'twas pretty hard on Jeff. Mebbe he did, and mebbe
-he didn't. I'm glad I warn't in his shoes, tho' I'd rather never hed
-nothin'. This 'ere hastin' to be rich is sich a drefful temptation.
-
-“Wal, now, boys, ye've done a nice lot o' flax, and I guess we 'll go up
-to yer grand'ther's cellar and git a mug o' cyder. Talkin' always gits
-me dry.”
-
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-THE MINISTER'S HOUSEKEEPER
-
-
-_Scene.--The shady side of a blueberry-pasture.--Sam Lawson with the
-boys, picking blueberries.--Sam, loq._
-
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-
-AL, you see, boys, 'twas just here,--Parson Carryl's wife, she died along
-in the forepart o' March: my cousin Huldy, she undertook to keep house
-for him. The way on't was, that Huldy, she went to take care o' Mis'
-Carryl in the fust on't, when she fust took sick. Huldy was a tailoress
-by trade; but then she was one o' these 'ere facultised persons that has
-a gift for most any thing, and that was how Mis' Carryl come to set sech
-store by her, that, when she was sick, nothin' would do for her but she
-must have Huldy round all the time: and the minister, he said he'd make
-it good to her all the same, and she shouldn't lose nothin' by it. And
-so Huldy, she staid with Mis' Carryl full three months afore she died,
-and got to seein' to every thing pretty much round the place.
-
-“Wal, arter Mis' Carryl died, Parson Carryl, he'd got so kind o' used to
-hevin' on her 'round, takin' care o' things, that he wanted her to stay
-along a spell; and so Huldy, she staid along a spell, and poured out
-his tea, and mended his close, and made pies and cakes, and cooked and
-washed and ironed, and kep' every thing as neat as a pin. Huldy was a
-drefful chipper sort o' gal; and work sort o' rolled off from her like
-water off a duck's back. There warn't no gal in Sherburne that could
-put sich a sight o' work through as Huldy; and yet, Sunday mornin', she
-always come out in the singers' seat like one o' these 'ere June roses,
-lookin' so fresh and smilin', and her voice was jest as clear and sweet
-as a meadow lark's--Lordy massy! I 'member how she used to sing some o'
-them 'are places where the treble and counter used to go together: her
-voice kind o trembled a little, and it sort o' went thro' and thro' a
-feller! tuck him right where he lived!”
-
-Here Sam leaned contemplatively back with his head in a clump of sweet
-fern, and refreshed himself with a chew of young wintergreen. “This'ere
-young wintergreen, boys, is jest like a feller's thoughts o' things that
-happened when he was young: it comes up jest so fresh and tender every
-year, the longest time you hev to live; and you can't help chawin'
-on't tho' 'tis sort o' stingin'. I don't never get over likin' young
-wintergreen.”
-
-“But about Huldah, Sam?”
-
-“Oh, yes! about Huldy. Lordy massy! when a feller is Indianin' round,
-these 'ere pleasant summer days, a feller's thoughts gits like a flock
-o' young partridges: they's up and down and everywhere; 'cause one place
-is jest about as good as another, when they's all so kind o' comfortable
-and nice. Wal, about Huldy,--as I was a sayin'. She was jest as
-handsome a gal to look at as a feller could have; and I think a nice,
-well-behaved young gal in the singers' seat of a Sunday is a means o'
-grace: it's sort o' drawin' to the unregenerate, you know.
-
-“Why, boys, in them days, I've walked ten miles over to Sherburne of a
-Sunday mornin', jest to play the bass-viol in the same singers' seat
-with Huldy. She was very much respected, Huldy was; and, when she went
-out to tailorin', she was allers bespoke six months ahead, and sent for
-in waggins up and down for ten miles round; for the young fellers was
-allers 'mazin' anxious to be sent after Huldy, and was quite free to
-offer to go for her. Wal, after Mis' Carryl died, Huldy got to be sort
-o' housekeeper at the minister's, and saw to every thing, and did every
-thing: so that there warn't a pin out o' the way.
-
-“But you know how 'tis in parishes: there allers is women that thinks
-the minister's affairs belongs to them, and they ought to have the
-rulin' and guidin' of 'em; and, if a minister's wife dies, there's folks
-that allers has their eyes open on providences,--lookin' out who's to be
-the next one.
-
-“Now, there was Mis' Amaziah Pipperidge, a widder with snappin' black
-eyes, and a hook nose,--kind o' like a hawk; and she was one o' them
-up-and-down commandin' sort o' women, that feel that they have a call to
-be seein' to every thing that goes on in the parish, and 'specially to
-the minister.
-
-“Folks did say that Mis' Pipperidge sort o' sot her eye on the parson
-for herself: wal, now that 'are might a been, or it might not. Some
-folks thought it was a very suitable connection. You see she hed a good
-property of her own, right nigh to the minister's lot, and was allers
-kind o' active and busy; so, takin' one thing with another, I shouldn't
-wonder if Mis' Pipperidge should a thought that Providence p'inted that
-way. At any rate, she went up to Deakin Blodgett's wife, and they two
-sort o' put their heads together a mournin' and condolin' about the way.
-things was likely to go on at the minister's now Mis' Carryl was dead.
-Ye see, the parson's wife, she was one of them women who hed their eyes
-everywhere and on every thing. She was a little thin woman, but tough as
-Inger rubber, and smart as a steel trap; and there warn't a hen laid an
-egg, or cackled, but Mis' Carryl was right there to see about it; and
-she hed the garden made in the spring, and the medders mowed in summer,
-and the cider made, and the corn husked, and the apples got in the
-fall; and the doctor, he hedn't nothin' to do but jest sit stock still a
-meditatin' on Jerusalem and Jericho and them things that ministers think
-about. But Lordy massy! he didn't know nothin' about where any thing he
-eat or drunk or wore come from or went to: his wife jest led him 'round
-in temporal things and took care on him like a baby.
-
-“Wal, to be sure, Mis' Carryl looked up to him in spirituals, and
-thought all the world on him; for there warn't a smarter minister no
-where 'round. Why, when he preached on decrees and election, they used
-to come clear over from South Parish, and West Sherburne, and Old Town
-to hear him; and there was sich a row o' waggins tied along by the
-meetin'-house that the stables was all full, and all the hitchin'-posts
-was full clean up to the tavern, so that folks said the doctor made the
-town look like a gineral trainin'-day a Sunday.
-
-“He was gret on texts, the doctor was. When he hed a p'int to prove,
-he'd jest go thro' the Bible, and drive all the texts ahead o' him like
-a flock o' sheep; and then, if there was a text that seemed gin him,
-why, he'd come out with his Greek and Hebrew, and kind o' chase it
-'round a spell, jest as ye see a fellar chase a contrary bell-wether,
-and make him jump the fence arter the rest. I tell you, there wa'n't no
-text in the Bible that could stand agin the doctor when his blood was
-up. The year arter the doctor was app'inted to preach the 'lection
-sermon in Boston, he made such a figger that the Brattlestreet Church
-sent a committee right down to see if they couldn't get him to Boston;
-and then the Sherburne folks, they up and raised his salary; ye see,
-there ain't nothin' wakes folks up like somebody else's wantin' what
-you've got. Wal, that fall they made him a Doctor o' Divinity at
-Cambridge College, and so they sot more by him than ever. Wal, you see,
-the doctor, of course he felt kind o' lonesome and afflicted when Mis'
-Carryl was gone; but railly and truly, Huldy was so up to every thing
-about house, that the doctor didn't miss nothin' in a temporal way.
-His shirt-bosoms was pleated finer than they ever was, and them ruffles
-'round his wrists was kep' like the driven snow; and there warn't a
-brack in his silk stockin's, and his shoe buckles was kep' polished up,
-and his coats brushed; and then there warn't no bread and biscuit like
-Huldy's; and her butter was like solid lumps o' gold; and there wern't
-no pies to equal hers; and so the doctor never felt the loss o' Miss
-Carryl at table. Then there was Huldy allers oppisite to him, with
-her blue eyes and her cheeks like two fresh peaches. She was kind o'
-pleasant to look at; and the more the doctor looked at her the better
-he liked her; and so things seemed to be goin' on quite quiet and
-comfortable ef it hadn't been that Mis' Pipperidge and Mis' Deakin
-Blodgett and Mis' Sawin got their heads together a talkin' about things.
-
-“'Poor man,' says Mis' Pipperidge, 'what can that child that he's got
-there do towards takin' the care of all that place? It takes a mature
-woman,' she says, 'to tread in Mis' Carryl's shoes.'
-
-“'That it does,' said Mis' Blodgett; 'and, when things once get to
-runnin' down hill, there ain't no stoppin' on 'em,' says she.
-
-“Then Mis' Sawin she took it up. (Ye see, Mis' Sawin used to go out to
-dress-makin', and was sort o' jealous, 'cause folks sot more by Huldy
-than they did by her). 'Well,' says she, 'Huldy Peters is well enough at
-her trade. I never denied that, though I do say I never did believe in
-her way o' makin' button-holes; and I must say, if 'twas the dearest
-friend I hed, that I thought Huldy tryin' to fit Mis' Kittridge's
-plumb-colored silk was a clear piece o' presumption; the silk was jist
-spiled, so 'twarn't fit to come into the meetin'-house. I must say,
-Huldy's a gal that's always too ventersome about takin' 'spon-sibilities
-she don't know nothin' about.'
-
-“'Of course she don't,' said Mis' Deakin Blodgett. 'What does she know
-about all the lookin' and see-in' to that there ought to be in guidin'
-the minister's house. Huldy's well meanin', and she's good at her work,
-and good in the singers' seat; but Lordy massy I she hain't got no
-experience. Parson Carryl ought to have an experienced woman to
-keep house for him. There's the spring house-cleanin' and the fall
-house-cleanin' to be seen to, and the things to be put away from the
-moths; and then the gettin' ready for the association and all the
-ministers' meetin's; and the makin' the soap and the candles, and
-settin' the hens and turkeys, watchin' the calves, and seein' after the
-'hired men and the garden; and there that 'are blessed man jist sets
-there at home as serene, and has nobody 'round but that 'are gal, and
-don't even know how things must be a runnin' to waste!'
-
-“Wal, the upshot on't was, they fussed and fuzzled and wuzzled till
-they'd drinked up all the tea in the teapot; and then they went down and
-called on the parson, and wuzzled him all up talkin' about this, that,
-and t'other that wanted lookin' to, and that it was no way to leave
-every thing to a young chit like Huldy, and that he ought to be lookin'
-about for an experienced woman. The parson he thanked 'em kindly, and
-said he believed their motives was good, but he didn't go no further.
-He didn't ask Mis' Pipperidge to come and stay there and help him, nor
-nothin' o' that kind; but he said he'd attend to matters himself. The
-fact was, the parson had got such a likin' for havin' Huldy 'round, that
-he couldn't think o' such a thing as swappin' her off for the Widder
-Pipperidge.
-
-“But he thought to himself, 'Huldy is a good girl; but I oughtn't to
-be a leavin' every thing to her,--it's too hard on her. I ought to
-be instructin' and guidin' and helpin' of her; 'cause 'tain't everybody
-could be expected to know and do what Mis' Carryl did;' and so at it he
-went; and Lordy massy! didn't Huldy hev a time on't when the minister
-began to come out of his study, and want to tew 'round and see to
-things? Huldy, you see, thought all the world of the minister, and she
-was 'most afraid to laugh; but she told me she couldn't, for the life of
-her, help it when his back was turned, for he wuzzled things up in the
-most singular way. But Huldy she'd jest say 'Yes, sir,' and get him off
-into his study, and go on her own way.
-
-“'Huldy,' says the minister one day, 'you ain't experienced out doors;
-and, when you want to know any thing, you must come to me.'
-
-“'Yes, sir,' says Huldy.
-
-“'Now, Huldy,' says the parson,' you must be sure to save the
-turkey-eggs, so that we can have a lot of turkeys for Thanksgiving.'
-
-“'Yes, sir,' says Huldy; and she opened the pantry-door, and showed
-him a nice dishful she'd been a savin' up. Wal, the very next day the
-parson's hen-turkey was found killed up to old Jim Scroggs's barn. Folks
-said Scroggs killed it; though Scroggs, he stood to it he didn't: at
-any rate, the Scroggses, they made a meal on't; and Huldy, she felt bad
-about it 'cause she'd set her heart on raisin' the turkeys; and says
-she, 'Oh, dear! I don't know what I shall do. I was just ready to set
-her.'
-
-“'Do, Huldy?' says the parson: 'why, there's the other turkey, out there
-by the door; and a fine bird, too, he is.'
-
-“Sure enough, there was the old tom-turkey a struttin' and a sidlin' and
-a quitterin,' and a floutin' his tail-feathers in the sun, like a lively
-young widower, all ready to begin life over agin.
-
-“'But,' says Huldy, 'you know _he_ can't set on eggs.'
-
-“'He can't? I'd like to know why,' says the parson. 'He _shall_ set on
-eggs, and hatch 'em too.'
-
-“'O doctor!' says Huldy, all in a tremble; 'cause, you know, she
-didn't want to contradict the minister, and she was afraid she should
-laugh,--'I never heard that a tom-turkey would set on eggs.'
-
-“'Why, they ought to,' said the parson, getting quite 'arnest: 'what
-else be they good for? you just bring out the eggs, now, and put 'em in
-the nest, and I 'll make him set on 'em.'
-
-“So Huldy she thought there wern't no way to convince him but to let him
-try: so she took the eggs out, and fixed 'em all nice in the nest;
-and then she come back and found old Tom a skirmishin' with the parson
-pretty lively, I tell ye. Ye see, old Tom he didn't take the idee at
-all; and he flopped and gobbled, and fit the parson; and the parson's
-wig got 'round so that his cue stuck straight out over his ear, but he'd
-got his blood up. Ye see, the old doctor was used to carryin' his p'ints
-o' doctrine; and he hadn't fit the Arminians and Socinians to be beat by
-a tom-turkey; so finally he made a dive, and ketched him by the neck
-in spite o' his floppin', and stroked him down, and put Huldy's apron
-'round him.
-
-“'There, Huldy,' he says, quite red in the face, 'we've got him now;'
-and he travelled off to the barn with him as lively as a cricket.
-
-“Huldy came behind jist chokin' with laugh, and afraid the minister
-would look 'round and see her.
-
-“'Now, Huldy, we 'll crook his legs, and set him down,' says the parson,
-when they got him to the nest: 'you see he is getting quiet, and he 'll
-set there all right.'
-
-“And the parson, he sot him down; and old Tom he sot there solemn
-enough, and held his head down all droopin', lookin' like a rail pious
-old cock, as long as the parson sot by him.
-
-“'There: you see how still he sets,' says the parson to Huldy.
-
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-
-“Huldy was 'most dyin' for fear she should laugh, 'I'm afraid he 'll get
-up,' says she, 'when you do.'
-
-“'Oh, no, he won't!' says the parson, quite confident. 'There, there,'
-says he, layin' his hands on him, as if pronouncin' a blessin'. But when
-the parson riz up, old Tom he riz up too, and began to march over the
-eggs.
-
-“'Stop, now!' says the parson. 'I 'll make him get down agin: hand me
-that corn-basket; we 'll put that over him.'
-
-“So he crooked old Tom's legs, and got him down agin; and they put the
-corn-basket over him, and then they both stood and waited.
-
-“'That 'll do the thing, Huldy,' said the parson.
-
-“'I don't know about it,' says Huldy.
-
-“'Oh, yes, it will, child! I understand,' says he.
-
-“Just as he spoke, the basket riz right up and stood, and they could see
-old Tom's long legs.
-
-“'I 'll make him stay down, confound him,' says the parson; for, ye see,
-parsons is men, like the rest on us, and the doctor had got his spunk
-up.
-
-“'You jist hold him a minute, and I 'll get something that 'll make him
-stay, I guess;' and out he went to the fence, and brought in a long,
-thin, flat stone, and laid it on old Tom's back.
-
-“Old Tom he wilted down considerable under this, and looked railly as if
-he was goin' to give in. He staid still there a good long spell, and
-the minister and Huldy left him there and come up to the house; but
-they hadn't more than got in the door before they see old Tom a hippin'
-along, as high-steppin' as ever, say in' 'Talk! talk! and quitter!
-quitter!' and struttin' and gobblin' as if he'd come through the Red
-Sea, and got the victory.
-
-“'Oh, my eggs!' says Huldy. 'I'm afraid he's smashed 'em!'
-
-“And sure enough, there they was, smashed flat enough under the stone.
-
-“'I 'll have him killed,' said the parson: 'we won't have such a critter
-'round.'
-
-“But the parson, he slep' on't, and then didn't do it: he only come
-out next Sunday with a tip-top sermon on the ''Riginal Cuss' that was
-pronounced on things in gineral, when Adam fell, and showed how every
-thing was allowed to go contrary ever since. There was pig-weed, and
-pusley, and Canady thistles, cut-worms, and bag-worms, and canker-worms,
-to say nothin' of rattlesnakes. The doctor made it very impressive and
-sort o' improvin'; but Huldy, she told me, goin' home, that she hardly
-could keep from laughin' two or three times in the sermon when she
-thought of old Tom a standin' up with the corn-basket on his back.
-
-“Wal, next week Huldy she jist borrowed the minister's horse
-and side-saddle, and rode over to South Parish to her Aunt
-Bascome's,--Widder Bascome's, you know, that lives there by the
-trout-brook,--and got a lot o' turkey-eggs o' her, and come back and set
-a hen on 'em, and said nothin'; and in good time there was as nice a lot
-o' turkey-chicks as ever ye see.
-
-“Huldy never said a word to the minister about his experiment, and he
-never said a word to her; but he sort o' kep' more to his books, and
-didn't take it on him to advise so much.
-
-“But not long arter he took it into his head that Huldy ought to have a
-pig to be a fattin' with the buttermilk. Mis' Pipperidge set him up to
-it; and jist then old Tim Bigelow, out to Juniper Hill, told him if he'd
-call over he'd give him a little pig.
-
-“So he sent for a man, and told him to build a pigpen right out by the
-well, and have it all ready when he came home with his pig.
-
-“Huldy she said she wished he might put a curb round the well out there,
-because in the dark, sometimes, a body might stumble into it; and the
-parson, he told him he might do that.
-
-“Wal, old Aikin, the carpenter, he didn't come till most the middle of
-the arternoon; and then he sort o' idled, so that he didn't get up the
-well-curb till sun down; and then he went off and said he'd come and do
-the pig-pen next day.
-
-“Wal, arter dark, Parson Carryl he driv into the yard, full chizel, with
-his pig. He'd tied up his mouth to keep him from squeelin'; and he see
-what he thought was the pig-pen,--he was rather near-sighted,--and so
-he ran and threw piggy over; and down he dropped into the water, and
-the minister put out his horse and pranced off into the house quite
-delighted.
-
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-
-“'There, Huldy, I've got you a nice little pig.'
-
-“'Dear me!' says Huldy: 'where have you put him?'
-
-“'Why, out there in the pig-pen, to be sure.'
-
-“'Oh, dear me!' says Huldy: 'that's the well-curb; there ain't no
-pig-pen built,' says she.
-
-“'Lordy massy!' says the parson: 'then I've thrown the pig in the well!'
-
-“Wal, Huldy she worked and worked, and finally she fished piggy out in
-the bucket, but he was dead as a door-nail; and she got him out o' the
-way quietly, and didn't say much; and the parson, he took to a
-great Hebrew book in his study; and says he, 'Huldy, I ain't much in
-temporals,' says he. Huldy says she kind o' felt her heart go out to
-him, he was so sort o' meek and helpless and larned; and says she, 'Wal,
-Parson Carryl, don't trouble your head no more about it; I 'll see
-to things;' and sure enough, a week arter there was a nice pen, all
-ship-shape, and two little white pigs that Huldy bought with the money
-for the butter she sold at the store.
-
-“'Wal, Huldy,' said the parson, 'you are a most amazin' child: you don't
-say nothin', but you do more than most folks.'
-
-“Arter that the parson set sich store by Huldy that he come to her and
-asked her about every thing, and it was amazin' how every thing she put
-her hand to prospered. Huldy planted marigolds and larkspurs, pinks and
-carnations, all up and down the path to the front door, and trained up
-mornin' glories and scar-, let-runners round the windows. And she
-was always a gettin' a root here, and a sprig there, and a seed from
-somebody else: for Huldy was one o' them that has the gift, so that ef
-you jist give 'em the leastest sprig of any thing they make a great
-bush out of it right away; so that in six months Huldy had roses and
-geraniums and lilies, sich as it would a took a gardener to raise. The
-parson, he took no notice at fust; but when the yard was all ablaze with
-flowers he used to come and stand in a kind o' maze at the front door,
-and say, 'Beautiful, beautiful: why, Huldy, I never see any thing like
-it.' And then when her work was done arternoons, Huldy would sit with
-her sewin' in the porch, and sing and trill away till she'd draw the
-meadow-larks and the bobolinks, and the orioles to answer her, and the
-great big elm-tree overhead would get perfectly rackety with the
-birds; and the parson, settin' there in his study, would git to kind o'
-dreamin' about the angels, and golden harps, and the New Jerusalem;
-but he wouldn't speak a word, 'cause Huldy she was jist like them
-wood-thrushes, she never could sing so well when she thought folks was
-hearin'. Folks noticed, about this time, that the parson's sermons got
-to be like Aaron's rod, that budded and blossomed: there was things
-in 'em about flowers and birds, and more 'special about the music o'
-heaven. And Huldy she noticed, that ef there was a hymn run in her head
-while she was 'round a workin' the minister was sure to give it out next
-Sunday. You see, Huldy was jist like a bee: she always sung when she was
-workin', and you could hear her trillin', now down in the corn-patch,
-while she was pickin' the corn; and now in the buttery, while she was
-workin' the butter; and now she'd go singin' down cellar, and then she'd
-be singin' up over head, so that she seemed to fill a house chock full
-o' music.
-
-“Huldy was so sort o' chipper and fair spoken, that she got the hired
-men all under her thumb: they come to her and took her orders jist
-as meek as so many calves; and she traded at the store, and kep' the
-accounts, and she hed her eyes everywhere, and tied up all the ends so
-tight that there want no get-tin' 'round her. She wouldn't let nobody
-put nothin' off on Parson Carryl, 'cause he was a minister. Huldy was
-allers up to anybody that wanted to make a hard bargain; and, afore he
-knew jist what he was about, she'd got the best end of it, and everybody
-said that Huldy was the most capable gal that they'd ever traded with.
-
-“Wal, come to the meetin' of the Association, Mis' Deakin Blodgett and
-Mis' Pipperidge come callin' up to the parson's, all in a stew, and
-offerin' their services to get the house ready; but the doctor, he jist
-thanked 'em quite quiet, and turned 'em over to Huldy; and Huldy she
-told 'em that she'd got every thing ready, and showed 'em her pantries,
-and her cakes and her pies and her puddin's, and took 'em all over the
-house; and they went peekin' and pokin', openin' cupboard-doors, and
-lookin' into drawers; and they couldn't find so much as a thread out o'
-the way, from garret to cellar, and so they went off quite discontented.
-Arter that the women set a new trouble a brewin'. Then they begun to
-talk that it was a year now since Mis' Carryl died; and it r'ally wasn't
-proper such a young gal to be stayin' there, who everybody could see was
-a settin' her cap for the minister.
-
-“Mis' Pipperidge said, that, so long as she looked on Huldy as the hired
-gal, she hadn't thought much about it; but Huldy was railly takin' on
-airs as an equal, and appearin' as mistress o' the house in a way that
-would make talk if it went on. And Mis' Pipperidge she driv 'round up to
-Deakin Abner Snow's, and down to Mis' 'Lijah Perry's, and asked them
-if they wasn't afraid that the way the parson and Huldy was a goin' on
-might make talk. And they said they hadn't thought on't before, but now,
-come to think on't, they was sure it would; and they all went and talked
-with somebody else, and asked them if they didn't think it would make
-talk. So come Sunday, between meetin's there warn't nothin' else talked
-about; and Huldy saw folks a noddin' and a winkin', and a lookin' arter
-her, and she begun to feel drefful sort o' disagreeable. Finally Mis'
-Sawin she says to her, 'My dear, didn't you, never think folk would talk
-about you and the minister?'
-
-“'No: why should they?' says Huldy, quite innocent.
-
-“Wal, dear,' says she, 'I think it's a shame; but they say you're tryin'
-to catch him, and that it's so bold and improper for you to be courtin'
-of him right in his own house,--you know folks will talk,--I thought I'd
-tell you 'cause I think so much of you,' says she.
-
-“Huldy was a gal of spirit, and she despised the talk, but it made her
-drefful uncomfortable; and when she got home at night she sat down in
-the mor-nin'-glory porch, quite quiet, and didn't sing a word.
-
-“The minister he had heard the same thing from one of his deakins that
-day; and, when he saw Huldy so kind o' silent, he says to her, 'Why
-don't you sing, my child?'
-
-“He hed a pleasant sort o' way with him, the minister had, and Huldy had
-got to likin' to be with him, and it all come over her that perhaps
-she ought to go away; and her throat kind o' filled up so she couldn't
-hardly speak; and, says she, 'I can't sing to-night.'
-
-“Says he, 'You don't know how much good you're singin' has done me, nor
-how much good _you_ have done me in all ways, Huldy. I wish I knew how
-to show my gratitude.'
-
-“'O sir!' says Huldy, '_is_ it improper for me to be here?'
-
-“'No, dear,' says the minister, 'but ill-natured folks will talk; but
-there is one way we can stop it, Huldy--if you will marry me. You 'll
-make me very happy, and I 'll do all I can to make you happy. Will you?'
-
-“Wal, Huldy never told me jist what she said to the minister,--gals
-never does give you the particulars of them 'are things jist as you'd
-like 'em,--only I know the upshot and the hull on't was, that Huldy she
-did a consid'able lot o' clear starchin' and ironin' the next two days;
-and the Friday o' next week the minister and she rode over together
-to Dr. Lothrop's in Old Town; and the doctor, he jist made 'em man and
-wife, 'spite of envy of the Jews,' as the hymn says. Wal, you'd better
-believe there was a starin' and a wonderin' next Sunday mornin' when the
-second bell was a tollin', and the minister walked up the broad aisle
-with Huldy, all in white, arm in arm with him, and he opened the
-minister's pew, and handed her in as if she was a princess; for, you
-see, Parson Carryl come of a good family, and was a born gentleman, and
-had a sort o' grand way o' bein' polite to women-folks. Wal, I guess
-there was a rus'lin' among the bunnets. Mis' Pipperidge gin a great
-bounce, like corn poppin' on a shovel, and her eyes glared through her
-glasses at Huldy as if they'd a sot her afire; and everybody in the
-meetin' house was a starin', I tell _yew_. But they couldn't none of
-'em say nothin' agin Huldy's looks; for there wa'n't a crimp nor a frill
-about her that wa'n't jis' _so_; and her frock was white as the driven
-snow, and she had her bunnet all trimmed up with white ribbins; and
-all the fellows said the old doctor had stole a march, and got the
-handsomest gal in the parish.
-
-“Wal, arter meetin' they all come 'round the parson and Huldy at the
-door, shakin' hands and laughin'; for by that time they was about agreed
-that they'd got to let putty well alone.
-
-“'Why, Parson Carryl,' says Mis' Deakin Blodgett, 'how you've come it
-over us.'
-
-“'Yes,' says the parson, with a kind o' twinkle in his eye. 'I thought,'
-says he, 'as folks wanted to talk about Huldy and me, I'd give 'em
-somethin' wuth talkin' about.'”
-
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-
-
-
-
-THE WIDOW'S BANDBOX.
-
-
-[Illustration: 9099]
-
-ORDY massy! Stick yer hat into the nor'east, Horace, and see 'f ye can't
-stop out this 'ere wind. I'm e'eny most used up with it.”
-
-So spake Sam Lawson, contemplating mournfully a new broad-brimmed straw
-hat in which my soul was rejoicing.
-
-It was the dripping end of a sour November afternoon, which closed up
-a “spell o' weather” that had been steadily driving wind and rain for a
-week past; and we boys sought the shelter and solace of his shop, and,
-opening the door, let in the wind aforesaid.
-
-Sam had been all day in one of his periodical fits of desperate
-industry. The smoke and sparks had been seen flying out of his
-shop-chimney in a frantic manner; and the blows of his hammer had
-resounded with a sort of feverish persistence, intermingled with a
-doleful wailing of psalm-tunes of the most lugubrious description.
-
-These fits of industry on Sam's part were an affliction to us boys,
-especially when they happened to come on Saturday: for Sam was as much a
-part of our Saturday-afternoon calculations as if we had a regular deed
-of property in him; and we had been all day hanging round his shop,
-looking in from time to time, in the vague hope that he would propose
-something to brighten up the dreary monotony of a holiday in which it
-had been impossible to go anywhere or do any thing.
-
-“Sam, ain't you coming over to tell us some stories to-night?”
-
-“Bless your soul and body, boys! life ain't made to be spent tellin'
-stories. Why, I shall hev to be up here workin' till arter twelve
-o'clock,” said Sam, who was suddenly possessed with a spirit of the most
-austere diligence. “Here I be up to my neck in work,--things kind o'
-comin' in a heap together.
-
-“There's Mis' Cap'n Broad's andirons, she sent word she must have 'em
-to-night; and there's Lady Lothrop, she wants her warmin'-pan right
-off; they can't non' on 'em wait a minit longer. I've ben a drivin' and
-workin' all day like a nigger-slave. Then there was Jeduth Pettybone,
-he brought down them colts to-day, and I worked the biggest part o' the
-mornin' shoein' on 'em; and then Jeduth he said he couldn't make change
-to pay me, so there wa'n't nothin' comin' in for 't; and then Hepsy she
-kep' a jawin' at me all dinner-time 'bout that. Why, I warn't to blame
-now, was I? I can't make everybody do jest right and pay regular, can
-I? So ye see it goes, boys, gettin' yer bread by the sweat o' your brow;
-and sometimes sweatin' and not gettin' yer bread. That 'ere's what I call
-the _cuss_, the 'riginal cuss, that come on man for hearkenin' to the
-voice o' his wife,--that 'ere was what did it. It allers kind o' riles
-me up with Mother Eve when I think on't. The women hain't no bisness to
-fret as they do, 'cause they sot this 'ere state o' things goin' in the
-fust place.”
-
-“But, Sam, Aunt Lois and Aunt Nabby are both going over to Mis'
-Mehitabel's to tea. Now, you just come over and eat supper with us and
-tell us a story, do.”
-
-“Gone out to tea, be they?” said Sam, relaxing his hammering, with a
-brightening gleam stealing gradually across his lanky visage. “Wal, that
-'ere looks like a providential openin', to be sure. Wal, I guess I 'll
-come. What's the use o' never havin' a good time? Ef you work yourself
-up into shoestrings you don't get no thanks for it, and things in this
-world's 'bout as broad as they is long: the women 'll scold, turn 'em
-which way ye will. A good mug o' cider and some cold victuals over to
-the Deakin's 'll kind o' comfort a feller up; and your granny she's
-sort o' merciful, she don't rub it into a fellow all the time like Miss
-Lois.”
-
-“Now, let's see, boys,” said Sam, when a comfortable meal of pork and
-beans had been disposed of, and a mug of cider was set down before the
-fire to warm. “I s'pect ye 'll like to hear a Down-East story to-night.”
-
-Of course we did, and tumbled over each other in our eagerness to get
-the nearest place to the narrator.
-
-Sam's method of telling a story was as leisurely as that of some modern
-novel-writers. He would take his time for it, and proceed by easy
-stages. It was like the course of a dreamy, slow-moving river through a
-tangled meadow-flat,--not a rush nor a bush but was reflected in it; in
-short, Sam gave his philosophy of matters and things in general as he
-went along, and was especially careful to impress an edifying moral.
-
-“Wal, ye see, boys, ye know I was born down to Newport,--there where
-it's all ships and shipping, and sich. My old mother she kep' a
-boardin'-house for sailors down there. Wal, ye see, I rolled and tumbled
-round the world pretty consid'able afore I got settled down here in
-Oldtown.
-
-“Ye see, my mother she wanted to bind me out to a blacksmith, but I kind
-o' sort o' didn't seem to take to it. It was kind o' hard work, and
-boys is apt to want to take life easy. Wal, I used to run off to the
-sea-shore, and lie stretched out on them rocks there, and look off on to
-the water; and it did use to look so sort o' blue and peaceful, and the
-ships come a sailin' in and out so sort o' easy and natural, that I felt
-as if that are 'd be jest the easiest kind o' life a fellow could have.
-All he had to do was to get aboard one o' them ships, and be off seekin'
-his fortin at t'other end o' the rainbow, where gold grows on bushes and
-there's valleys o' diamonds.
-
-“So, nothin' would do but I gin my old mother the slip; and away I went
-to sea, with my duds tied up in a han'kercher.
-
-“I tell ye what, boys, ef ye want to find an easy life, don't ye never
-go to sea. I tell ye, life on shipboard ain't what it looks to be on
-shore. I hadn't been aboard more'n three hours afore I was the sickest
-critter that ever ye did see; and I tell you, I didn't get no kind o'
-compassion. Cap'ns and mates they allers thinks boys hain't no kind o'
-business to have no bowels nor nothin', and they put it on 'em sick or
-well. It's jest a kick here, and a cuff there, and a twitch by the ear
-in t'other place; one a shovin' on 'em this way, and another hittin' on
-'em a clip, and all growlin' from mornin' to night. I believe the way my
-ears got so long was bein' hauled out o' my berth by 'em: that 'are's a
-sailor's regular way o' wakin' up a boy.
-
-“Wal, by time I got to the Penobscot country, all I wanted to know was
-how to get back agin. That 'are's jest the way folks go all their lives,
-boys. It's all fuss, fuss, and stew, stew, till ye get somewhere; and
-then it's fuss, fuss, and stew, stew, to get back agin; jump here and
-scratch yer eyes out, and jump there and scratch 'em in agin,--that
-'are's life'.
-
-“Wal, I kind o' poked round in Penobscot country till I got a berth on
-'The Brilliant' that was lyin' at Camden, goin' to sail to Boston.
-
-“Ye see, 'The Brilliant' she was a tight little sloop in the government
-service: 'twas in the war-times, ye see, and Commodore Tucker that is now
-(he was Cap'n Tucker then), he had the command on her,--used to run up
-and down all the coast takin' observations o' the British, and keepin'
-his eye out on 'em and givin' on 'em a nip here and a clip there,'
-cordin' as he got a good chance. Why, your grand'ther knew old Commodore
-Tucker. It was he that took Dr. Franklin over Minister, to France, and
-dodged all the British vessels, right in the middle o' the war I tell
-you that 'are was like runnin' through the drops in a thunder-shower. He
-got chased by the British ships pretty consid'able, but he was too spry
-for 'em. Arter the war was over, Commodore Tucker took over John Adams,
-our fust Minister to England. A drefful smart man the Commodore was, but
-he most like to 'a' ben took in this'ere time I'm a tellin' ye about,
-and all 'cause he was sort o' softhearted to the women. Tom Toothacre
-told me the story. Tom he was the one that got me the berth on the ship.
-Ye see, I used to know Tom at Newport; and once when he took sick there
-my mother nussed him up, and that was why Tom was friends with me and
-got me the berth, and kep' me warm in it too. Tom he was one of your
-rael Maine boys, that's hatched out, so to speak, in water like ducks.
-He was born away down there on Harpswell P'int; and they say, if ye
-throw one o' them Harpswell babies into the sea, he 'll take to it
-nateral, and swim like a cork: ef they hit their heads agin a rock
-it only dents the rock, but don't hurt the baby. Tom he was a great
-character on the ship. He could see further, and knew more 'bout wind
-and water, than most folks: the officers took Tom's judgment, and the
-men all went by his say. My mother she chalked a streak o' good luck for
-me when she nussed up Tom.
-
-“Wal, we wus a lyin' at Camden there, one arter-noon, goin' to sail for
-Boston that night. It was a sort o' soft, pleasant arternoon, kind
-o' still, and there wa'n't nothin' a goin' on but jest the hens a
-craw-crawin', and a histin' up one foot, and holdin' it a spell 'cause
-they didn't know when to set it down, and the geese a sissin' and a
-pickin' at the grass. Ye see, Camden wasn't nothin' of a place,--'twas
-jest as if somebody had emptied out a pocketful o' houses and forgot
-'em. There wer'n't nothin' a stirrin' or goin' on; and so we was all
-took aback, when 'bout four o'clock in the arternoon there come a
-boat alongside, with a tall, elegant lady in it, all dressed in deep
-mournin'. She rared up sort o' princess-like, and come aboard our ship,
-and wanted to speak to Cap 'll Tucker. Where she come from, or what she
-wanted, or where she was goin' to, we none on us knew: she kep' her veil
-down so we couldn't get sight o' her face. All was, she must see Cap'n
-Tucker alone right away.
-
-“Wal, Cap'n Tucker he was like the generality o' cap'ns. He was up to
-'bout every thing that any _man_ could do, but it was pretty easy for a
-woman to come it over him. Ye see, cap'ns, they don't see women as men
-do ashore. They don't have enough of 'em to get tired on 'em; and every
-woman's an angel to a sea-cap'n. Anyway, the cap'n he took her into his
-cabin, and he sot her a chair, and was her humble servant to command,
-and what would she have of him? And we was all a winkin', and a nudgin'
-each other, and a peekin' to see what was to come o' it. And she see
-it; and so she asks, in a sort o' princess' way, to speak to the cap'n
-alone; and so the doors was shut, and we was left to our own ideas, and
-a wonderin' what it was all to be about.
-
-“Wal, you see, it come out arterwards all about what went on; and things
-went this way. Jest as soon as the doors was shut, and she was left
-alone with the cap'n, she busted out a cryin' and a sobbin'. lit to
-break her heart.
-
-“Wal, the cap'n he tried to comfort her up: but no, she wouldn't be
-comforted, but went on a weepin' and a wailin,' and a wringin' on her
-hands, till the poor cap'n's heart was a'most broke; for the cap'n was
-the tenderest-hearted critter that could be, and couldn't bear to see a
-child or a woman in trouble noways.
-
-“'O cap'n!' said she, 'I'm the most unfortunate woman. I'm all alone
-in the world,' says she, 'and I don't know what 'll become of me ef you
-don't keep me,' says she.
-
-“Wal, the cap'n thought it was time to run up his colors; and so says
-he, 'Ma'am, I'm a married man, and love my wife,' says he, 'and so I can
-feel for all women in distress,' says he.
-
-“Oh, well, then!' says she, 'you can feel for me, and know how to pity
-me. My dear husband's just died suddenly when he was up the river. He
-was took with the fever in the woods. I nussed him day and night,'
-says she; 'but he died there in a mis'able little hut far from home
-and friends,' says she; 'and I've brought his body down with me, hopin'
-Providence would open some way to get it back to our home in Boston. And
-now, cap'n, you must help me.'
-
-“Then the cap'n see what she was up to: and he hated to do it, and tried
-to cut her off o' askin'; but she wa'n't to be put off.
-
-“'Now, cap'n,' says she, 'ef you 'll take me and the body o' my husband
-on board to-night, I'd be willin' to reward you to any amount. Money
-would be no object to me,' says she.
-
-“Wal, you see, the cap'n he kind o' hated to do it; and he hemmed and
-hawed, and he tried to 'pologize. He said 'twas a government vessel, and
-he didn't know as he had a right to use it. He said sailors was apt to
-be superstitious; and he didn't want 'em to know as there was a corpse
-on board.
-
-“'Wal,' says she, 'why need they know?' For, you see, she was up to
-every dodge; and she said she'd come along with it at dusk, in a box,
-and have it just carried to a state-room, and he needn't tell nobody
-what it was.
-
-“Wal, Cap'n Tucker he hung off; and he tried his best to persuade her
-to have a funeral, all quiet, there at Camden. He promised to get a
-minister, and 'tend to it, and wait a day till it was all over, and then
-take her on to Boston free gratis. But 'twas all no go. She wouldn't
-hear a word to 't. And she reeled off the talk to him by the yard. And,
-when talk failed, she took to her water-works again, till finally the
-cap'n said his resolution was clean washed away, and he jest give up
-hook and line; and so 'twas all settled and arranged, that, when evening
-come, she was to be alongside with her boat, and took aboard.
-
-“When she come out o' the cap'n's room to go off, I see Tom Toothacre a
-watchin' on her. He stood there by the railin's a shavin' up a plug o'
-baccy to put in his pipe. He didn't say a word; but he sort o' took the
-measure o' that 'are woman with his eye, and kept a follerin' on her.
-
-“She had a fine sort o' lively look, carried her head up and shoulders
-back, and stepped as if she had steel springs in her heels.
-
-“'Wal, Tom, what do ye say to her?' says Ben Bowdin.
-
-“'I don't _say_ nothin',' says Tom, and he lit his pipe; 'tain't _my_
-busness,' says he.
-
-“'Wal, what do you _think?_' says Ben. Tom gin a hist to his trousers.
-
-“'My thoughts is my own,' says he; 'and I calculate to keep 'em to
-myself,' says he. And then he jest walked to the side of the vessel,
-and watched the woman a gettin' ashore. There was a queer kind o look in
-Tom's eye.
-
-“Wal, the cap'n he was drefful sort o' oneasy arter she was gone. He had
-a long talk in the cabin with Mr. More, the fust officer; and there was
-a sort o' stir aboard as if somethin' was a goin' to happen, we couldn't
-jest say what it was.
-
-“Sometimes it seems as if, when things is goin' to happen, a body kind
-o' feels 'em comin' in the air. We boys was all that way: o' course we
-didn't know nothin' 'bout what the woman wanted, or what she come for,
-or whether she was comin' agin; 'n fact, we didn't know nothin' about it,
-and yet we sort o' expected suthin' to come o' it; and suthin' did come,
-sure enough.
-
-“Come on night, jest at dusk, we see a boat comin' alongside; and there,
-sure enough, was the lady in it.
-
-“'There, she's comin' agin,' says I to Tom Tooth acre.
-
-“'Yes, and brought her baggage with her,' says Tom; and he p'inted down
-to a long, narrow pine box that was in the boat beside her.
-
-“Jest then the cap'n called on Mr. More, and he called on Tom Toothacre;
-and among 'em they lowered a tackle, and swung the box aboard, and put
-it in the state-room right alongside the cap'n's cabin.
-
-“The lady she thanked the cap'n and Mr. More, and her voice was jest as
-sweet as any nightingale; and she went into the state-room arter they
-put the body in, and was gone ever so long with it. The cap'n and Mr.
-More they stood a whisperin' to each other, and every once in a while
-they'd kind o' nod at the door where the lady was.
-
-“Wal, by and by she come out with her han'ker-chief to her eyes, and
-come on deck, and begun talkin' to the cap'n and Mr. More, and a wishin'
-all kinds o' blessin's on their heads.
-
-“Wal, Tom Toothacre didn't say a word, good or bad; but he jest kep'
-a lookin' at her, watchin' her as a cat watches a mouse. Finally we up
-sail, and started with a fair breeze. The lady she kep' a walkin' up and
-down, up and down, and every time she turned on her heel, I saw Tom a
-lookin' arter her and kind o' noddin' to himself.
-
-“'What makes you look arter her so, Tom?' says I to him.
-
-“''Cause I think she _wants_ lookin' arter,' says Tom. 'What's more,'
-says he, 'if the cap'n don't look sharp arter her the devil 'll have
-us all afore mornin.' I tell ye, Sam, there's mischief under them
-petticuts.'
-
-“'Why, what do ye think?' says I.
-
-“'Think! I don't think, I knows! That 'are's no gal, nor widder neither,
-if my name's Tom Tooth-acre! Look at her walk; look at the way she turns
-on her heel! I've been a watchin' on her. There ain't no woman livin'
-with a step like that!' says he.
-
-“'Wal, who should the critter be, then?' says I.
-
-“'Wal,' says Tom, 'ef that 'are ain't a British naval officer, I lose
-my bet. I've been used to the ways on 'em, and I knows their build and
-their step.'
-
-“'And what do you suppose she's got in that long box?' says I.
-
-“'What has she got?' says Tom. 'Wal, folks might say none o' my bisness;
-but I s'pects it 'll turn out some o' my bisness, and yourn too, if
-he don't look sharp arter it,' says Tom. 'It's no good, that 'are box
-ain't.'
-
-“'Why don't you speak to Mr. More?' says I.
-
-“'Wal, you see she's a chipperin' round and a-makin' herself agreeable
-to both on 'em, you see; she don't mean to give nobody any chance for
-a talk with 'em; but I've got my eye on her, for all that. You see I
-hain't no sort o' disposition to sarve out a time on one o' them British
-prison-ships,' says Tom Toothacre. 'It might be almighty handy for them
-British to have “The Brilliant” for a coast-vessel,' says he; 'but, ye
-see, it can't be spared jest yet. So, madam,' says he, 'I've got my eye
-on you.'
-
-“Wal, Tom was as good as his word; for when Mr. More came towards him at
-the wheel, Tom he up and says to him, 'Mr. More,' says he, that 'are big
-box in the state-room yonder wants lookin' into.'
-
-“Tom was a sort o' privileged character, and had a way o' speakin' up
-that the officers took in good part, 'cause they knew he was a fust-rate
-hand.
-
-“Wal, Mr. More he looks mysterious; and says he, Tom, do the boys know
-what's in that 'are box?'
-
-“'I bet they don't,' says Tom. 'If they had, you wouldn't a got 'em to
-help it aboard.'
-
-“'Wal, you see, poor woman,' says Mr. More to Tom, 'she was so
-distressed. She wanted to get her husband's body to Boston; and there
-wa'n't no other way, and so the cap'n let it come aboard. He didn't want
-the boys to suspect what it really was.'
-
-“'Husband's body be hanged!' said Tom. 'Guess that 'are corpse ain't
-so dead but what there 'll be a resurrection afore mornin', if it ain't
-looked arter,' says he.
-
-“'Why, what do you mean, Tom?' said Mr. More, all in a blue maze.
-
-“'I mean, that 'are gal that's ben a switchin' her petticuts up and down
-our deck ain't no gal at all. That are's a British officer, Mr. More.
-You give my duty to the cap'n, and tell him to look into his widder's
-bandbox, and see what he 'll find there.'
-
-“Wal, the mate he went and had a talk with the cap'n; and they 'greed
-between 'em that Mr. More was to hold her in talk while the cap'n went
-and took observations in the state-room.
-
-“So, down the cap'n goes into the state-room to give a look at the box.
-Wal, he finds the stateroom door all locked to be sure, and my lady had
-the key in her pocket; but then the cap'n he had a master key to it; and
-so he puts it in, and opens the door quite softly, and begins to take
-observations.
-
-“Sure enough, he finds that the screws had been drawed from the top o'
-the box, showin' that the widder had been a tinkerin' on't when they
-thought she was a cryin' over it; and then, lookin' close, he sees a
-bit o' twine goin' from a crack in the box out o' the winder, and up on
-deck.
-
-“Wal, the cap'n he kind o' got in the sperit o' the thing; and he
-thought he'd jest let the widder play her play out, and see what it
-would come to. So he jest calls Tom Toothacre down to him and whispered
-to him. 'Tom,' says he, 'you jest crawl under the berth in that 'are
-state-room, and watch that 'are box.' And Tom said he would.
-
-“So Tom creeps under the berth, and lies there still as a mouse; and
-the cap'n he slips out and turns the key in the door, so that when madam
-comes down she shouldn't s'pect nothin'.
-
-“Putty soon, sure enough, Tom heard the lock rattle, and the young
-widder come in; and then he heard a bit o' conversation between her and
-the corpse.
-
-“'What time is it?' come in a kind o' hoarse whisper out o' the box.
-
-“'Well, 'bout nine o'clock,' says she.
-
-“'How long afore you 'll let me out?' says he.
-
-“'Oh! you must have patience,' says she, 'till they're all gone off to
-sleep; when there ain't but one man up. I can knock him down,' says she,
-'and then I 'll pull the string for you.'
-
-“'The devil you will, ma'am!' says Tom to himself, under the berth.
-
-“'Well, it's darned close here,' says the fellow in the box. He didn't
-say darned, boys; but he said a wickeder word that I can't repeat,
-noways,” said Sam, in a parenthesis: “these 'ere British officers was
-drefful swearin' critters.
-
-“'You must have patience a while longer,' says the lady, 'till I pull
-the string.' Tom Toothacre lay there on his back a laughin'.
-
-“'Is every thing goin' on right?' says the man in the box.
-
-“'All straight,' says she: 'there don't none of 'em suspect.'
-
-“'You bet,' says Tom Toothacre, under the berth; and he said he had the
-greatest mind to catch the critter by the feet as she was a standin'
-there, but somehow thought it would be better fun to see the thing
-through 'cording as they'd planned it.
-
-“Wal, then she went off switchin' and mincin' up to the deck agin, and a
-flirtin' with the cap'n; for you see 'twas 'greed to let 'em play their
-play out.
-
-“Wal, Tom he lay there a waitin'; and he waited and waited and waited,
-till he 'most got asleep; but finally he heard a stirrin' in the box,
-as if the fellah was a gettin' up. Tom he jest crawled out still and
-kerful, and stood up tight agin the wall. Putty soon he hears a grunt,
-and he sees the top o' the box a risin' up, and a man jest gettin' out
-on't mighty still.
-
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-
-“Wal, Tom he waited till he got fairly out on to the floor, and had his
-hand on the lock o' the door, when he jumps on him, and puts both arms
-round him, and gin him a regular bear's hug.
-
-“'Why, what's this?' says the man.
-
-“'Guess ye 'll find out, darn ye,' says Tom Tooth-acre. 'So, ye wanted
-our ship, did ye? Wal, ye jest can't have our ship,' says Tom, says he;
-and I tell you he jest run that 'are fellow up stairs lickety-split, for
-Tom was strong as a giant.
-
-“The fust thing they saw was Mr. More hed got the widder by both arms,
-and was tying on 'em behind her. 'Ye see, madam, your game's up,' says
-Mr. More, 'but we 'll give ye a free passage to Boston, tho',' says
-he: 'we wanted a couple o' prisoners about these days, and you 'll do
-nicely.'
-
-“The fellers they was putty chopfallen, to be sure, and the one in
-women's clothes 'specially: 'cause when he was found out, he felt
-foolish enough in his petticuts; but they was both took to Boston, and
-given over as prisoners.
-
-“Ye see, come to look into matters, they found these two young fellows,
-British officers, had formed a regular plot to take Cap'n Tucker's
-vessel, and run it into Halifax; and ye see, Cap'n Tucker he was so
-sort o' spry, and knew all the Maine coast so well, and was so 'cute at
-dodgin' in and out all them little bays and creeks and places all 'long
-shore, that he made the British considerable trouble, 'cause wherever
-they didn't want him, that's where he was sure to be.
-
-“So they'd hatched up this 'ere plan. There was one or two British
-sailors had been and shipped aboard 'The Brilliant' a week or two
-aforehand, and 'twas suspected they was to have helped in the plot if
-things had gone as they laid out; but I tell you, when the fellows see
-which way the cat jumped, they took pretty good care to say that they
-hadn't nothin' to do with it. Oh, no, by no manner o' means! Wal, o'
-course, ye know, it couldn't be proved on 'em, and so we let it go.
-
-“But I tell you, Cap'n Tucker he felt pretty cheap about his widder. The
-worst on't was, they do say Ma'am Tucker got hold of it; and you might
-know if a woman got hold of a thing like that she'd use it as handy as a
-cat would her claws. The women they can't no more help hittin' a fellow
-a clip and a rap when they've fairly got him, than a cat when she's
-ketched a mouse; and so I shouldn't wonder if the Commodore heard
-something about his widder every time he went home from his v'yages the
-longest day he had to live. I don't know nothin' 'bout it, ye know: I
-only kind o' jedge by what looks, as human natur' goes.
-
-“But, Lordy massy! boys,' 't wa'n't nothin' to be 'shamed of in the
-cap'n. Folks 'll have to answer for wus things at the last day than
-tryin' to do a kindness to a poor widder, now, I tell _you_. It's better
-to be took in doin' a good thing, than never try to do good; and it's my
-settled opinion,” said Sam, taking up his mug of cider and caressing it
-tenderly, “it's my humble opinion, that the best sort o' folks is the
-easiest took in, 'specially by the women. I reely don't think I should a
-done a bit better myself.”
-
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-
-
-
-
-CAPTAIN KIDD'S MONEY.
-
-
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-
-NE of our most favorite legendary resorts was the old barn.
-
-Sam Lawson preferred it on many accounts. It was quiet and retired, that
-is to say, at such distance from his own house, that he could not
-hear if Hepsy called ever so loudly, and farther off than it would be
-convenient for that industrious and painstaking woman to follow him.
-Then there was the soft fragrant cushion of hay, on which his length of
-limb could be easily bestowed.
-
-Our barn had an upper loft with a swinging outer door that commanded
-a view of the old mill, the waterfall, and the distant windings of the
-river, with its grassy green banks, its graceful elm draperies, and its
-white flocks of water-lilies; and then on this Saturday afternoon we had
-Sam all to ourselves. It was a drowsy, dreamy October day, when the hens
-were lazily “craw, crawing,” in a soft, conversational undertone with
-each other, as they scratched and picked the hay-seed under the barn
-windows. Below in the barn black Caesar sat quietly hatchelling flax,
-sometimes gurgling and giggling to himself with an overflow of that
-interior jollity with which he seemed to be always full. The African in
-New England was a curious contrast to everybody around him in the joy
-and satisfaction that he seemed to feel in the mere fact of being alive.
-Every white person was glad or sorry for some appreciable cause in the
-past, present, or future, which was capable of being definitely stated;
-but black Caesar was in an eternal giggle and frizzle and simmer of
-enjoyment for which he could give no earthly reason: he was an “embodied
-joy,” like Shelley's skylark.
-
-“Jest hear him,” said Sam Lawson, looking pensively over the hay-mow,
-and strewing hayseed down on his wool. “How that 'are critter seems to
-tickle and laugh all the while 'bout nothin'. Lordy massy! he don't seem
-never to consider that 'this life's a dream, an empty show.'”
-
-“Look here, Sam,” we broke in, anxious to cut short a threatened stream
-of morality, “you promised to tell us about Capt. Kidd, and how you dug
-for his money.”
-
-“Did I, now? Wal, boys, that 'are history o' Kidd's is a warnin' to
-fellers. Why, Kidd had pious parents and Bible and sanctuary privileges
-when he was a boy, and yet come to be hanged. It's all in this 'ere
-song I'm a goin' to sing ye. Lordy massy! I wish I had my bass-viol
-now.--Caesar,” he said, calling down from his perch, “can't you strike
-the pitch o' 'Cap'n Kidd,' on your fiddle?”
-
-Caesar's fiddle was never far from him. It was, in fact, tucked away in
-a nice little nook just over the manger; and he often caught an interval
-from his work to scrape a dancing-tune on it, keeping time with his
-heels, to our great delight.
-
-A most wailing minor-keyed tune was doled forth, which seemed quite
-refreshing to Sam's pathetic vein, as he sang in his most lugubrious
-tones,--
-
- “'My name was Robert Kidd
-
- As I sailed, as I sailed,
-
- My name was Robert Kidd;
-
- God's laws I did forbid,
-
- And so wickedly I did,
-
- As I sailed, as I sailed.'
-
-“Now ye see, boys, he's a goin' to tell how he abused his religious
-privileges; just hear now:--
-
- “'My father taught me well,
-
- As I sailed, as I sailed;
-
- My father taught me well
-
- To shun the gates of hell,
-
- But yet I did rebel,
-
- As I sailed, as I sailed.
-
-
- “'He put a Bible in my hand,
-
- As I sailed, as I sailed;
-
- He put a Bible in my hand,
-
- And I sunk it in the sand
-
- Before I left the strand,
-
- As I sailed, as I sailed.'
-
-“Did ye ever hear o' such a hardened, contrary critter, boys? It's awful
-to think on. Wal, ye see that 'are's the way fellers allers begin the
-ways o' sin, by turnin' their backs on the Bible and the advice o' pious
-parents. Now hear what he come to:--
-
- “'Then I murdered William More,
-
- As I sailed, as I sailed;
-
- I murdered William More,
-
- And left him in his gore,
-
- Not many leagues from shore,
-
- As I sailed, as I sailed.
-
-
- “'To execution dock
-
- I must go, I must go.
-
- To execution dock,
-
- While thousands round me flock,
-
- To see me on the block,
-
- I must go, I must go.
-
-“There was a good deal more on't,” said Sam, pausing, “but I don't seem
-to remember it; but it's real solemn and affectin'.”
-
-“Who was Capt. Kidd, Sam?” said I.
-
-“Wal, he was an officer in the British navy, and he got to bein' a
-pirate: used to take ships and sink 'em, and murder the folks; and so
-they say he got no end o' money,--gold and silver and precious stones,
-as many as the wise men in the East. But ye see, what good did it all do
-him? He couldn't use it, and dar'sn't keep it; so he used to bury it in
-spots round here and there in the awfullest heathen way ye ever heard
-of. Why, they say he allers used to kill one or two men or women or
-children of his prisoners, and bury with it, so that their sperits might
-keep watch on it ef anybody was to dig arter it. That 'are thing has
-been tried and tried and tried, but no man nor mother's son on 'em ever
-got a cent that dug. 'Twas tried here'n Oldtown; and they come pretty
-nigh gettin' on't, but it gin 'em the slip. Ye see, boys, _it's the
-Devil's money_, and he holds a pretty tight grip on't.”.
-
-“Well, how was it about digging for it? Tell us, did _you_ do it? Were
-_you_ there? Did you see it? And why couldn't they get it?” we both
-asked eagerly and in one breath.
-
-“Why, Lordy massy I boys, your questions tumbles over each other thick
-as martins out o' a martin-box. Now, you jest be moderate and let alone,
-and I 'll tell you all about it from the beginnin' to the end. I didn't
-railly have no hand in't, though I was knowin' to 't, as I be to most
-things that goes on round here; but my conscience wouldn't railly a let
-me start on no sich undertakin'.
-
-“Wal, the one that fust sot the thing a goin' was old Mother Hokum, that
-used to live up in that little tumble-down shed by the cranberry-pond up
-beyond the spring pastur'. They had a putty bad name, them Hokums. How
-they got a livin' nobody knew; for they didn't seem to pay no attention
-to raisin' nothin' but childun, but the duce knows, there was plenty o'
-them. Their old hut was like a rabbit-pen: there was a tow-head to every
-crack and cranny. 'Member what old Caesar said once when the word come
-to the store that old Hokum had got twins. 'S'pose de Lord knows best,'
-says Caesar, 'but _I_ thought dere was Hokums enough afore.' Wal, even
-poor workin' industrious folks like me finds it's hard gettin' along
-when there's so many mouths to feed. Lordy massy! there don't never seem
-to be no end on't, and so it ain't wonderful, come to think on't, ef
-folks like them Hokums gets tempted to help along in ways that ain't
-quite right. Anyhow, folks did use to think that old Hokum was too
-sort o' familiar with their wood-piles 'long in the night, though they
-couldn't never prove it on him; and when Mother Hokum come to houses
-round to wash, folks use sometimes to miss pieces, here and there,
-though they never could find 'em on her; then they was allers a gettin'
-in debt here and a gettin' in debt there. Why, they got to owin' two
-dollars to Joe Gidger for butcher's meat. Joe was sort o' good-natured
-and let 'em have meat, 'cause Hokum he promised so fair to pay; but he
-couldn't never get it out o' him. 'Member once Joe walked clear up to
-the cranberry-pond arter that 'are two dollars; but Mother Hokum she see
-him a comin' jest as he come past the juniper-bush on the corner.
-She says to Hokum, 'Get into bed, old man, quick, and let me tell the
-story,' says she. So she covered him up; and when Gidger come in she
-come up to him, and says she, 'Why, Mr. Gidger, I'm jest ashamed to see
-ye: why, Mr. Hokum was jest a comin' down to pay ye that 'are money last
-week, but ye see he was took down with the small-pox'--Joe didn't hear
-no more: he just turned round, and he streaked it out that 'are door
-with his coat-tails flyin' out straight ahind him; and old Mother Hokum
-she jest stood at the window holdin' her sides and laughin' fit to
-split, to see him run. That 'are's jest a sample o' the ways them Hokums
-cut up.
-
-“Wal, you see, boys, there's a queer kind o' rock down on the bank 'o the
-river, that looks sort o' like a grave-stone. The biggest part on't
-is sunk down under ground, and it's pretty well growed over with
-blackberry-vines; but, when you scratch the bushes away, they used to
-make out some queer marks on that 'are rock. They was sort o' lines and
-crosses; and folks would have it that them was Kidd's private marks, and
-that there was one o' the places where he hid his money.
-
-“Wal, there's no sayin' fairly how it come to be thought so; but fellers
-used to say so, and they used sometimes to talk it over to the tahvern,
-and kind o' wonder whether or no, if they should dig, they wouldn't come
-to suthin'.
-
-“Wal, old Mother Hokum she heard on't, and she was a sort o'
-enterprisin' old crittur: fact was, she had to be, 'cause the young
-Hokums was jest like bag-worms, the more they growed the more they eat,
-and I expect she found it pretty hard to fill their mouths; and so she
-said ef there _was_ any thing under that 'are rock, they'd as good's
-have it as the Devil; and so she didn't give old Hokum no peace o' his
-life, but he must see what there was there.
-
-“Wal, I was with 'em the night they was a talkin' on't up. Ye see, Hokum
-he got thirty-seven cents' worth o' lemons and sperit. I see him goin'
-by as I was out a splittin' kindlin's; and says he, 'Sam, you jest
-go 'long up to our house to-night,' says he: 'Toddy Whitney and Harry
-Wiggin's comin' up, and we're goin' to have a little suthin' hot,' says
-he; and he kind o' showed me the lemons and sperit. And I told him I
-guessed I would go 'long. Wal, I kind o' wanted to see what they'd be up
-to, ye know.
-
-“Wal, come to find out, they was a talkin' about Cap'n Kidd's treasures,
-and layin' out how they should get it, and a settin' one another on with
-gret stories about it.
-
-“'I've heard that there was whole chists full o gold guineas,' says one.
-
-“'And I've heard o' gold bracelets and ear-rings and finger-rings all
-sparklin' with diamonds,' says another.
-
-“'Maybe it's old silver plate from some o' them old West Indian
-grandees,' says another.
-
-“'Wal, whatever it is,' says Mother Hokum, 'I want to be into it,' says
-she.
-
-“'Wal, Sam, won't you jine?' says they.
-
-“'Wal, boys,' says I, 'I kind a' don't feel jest like j'inin'. I sort
-o' ain't clear about the rights on't: seems to me it's mighty nigh like
-goin' to the Devil for money.'
-
-“'Wal,' says Mother Hokum, 'what if 'tis? Money's money, get it how ye
-will; and the Devil's money 'll buy as much meat as any. I'd go to the
-Devil, if he gave good money.'
-
-“'Wal, I guess I wouldn't,' says I. 'Don't you 'member the sermon Parson
-Lothrop preached about hastin' to be rich, last sabba' day?'
-
-“'Parson Lothrop be hanged!' says she. 'Wal, now,' says she, 'I like
-to see a parson with his silk stockin's and great gold-headed cane, a
-lollopin' on his carriage behind his fat, prancin' hosses, comin' to
-meetin' to preach to us poor folks not to want to be rich! How'd he like
-it to have forty-'leven children, and nothin' to put onto 'em or into
-'em, I wonder? Guess if Lady Lothrop had to rub and scrub, and wear
-her fingers to the bone as I do, she'd want to be rich; and I guess the
-parson, if he couldn't get a bellyful for a week, would be for diggin'
-up Kidd's money, or doing 'most any thing else to make the pot bile.'
-
-“'Wal,' says I, 'I 'll kind o' go with ye, boys, and sort o' see how
-things turn out; but I guess I won't take no shere in't,' says I.
-
-“Wal, they got it all planned out. They was to wait till the full moon,
-and then they was to get Primus King to go with 'em and help do the
-diggin'. Ye see, Hokum and Toddy Whitney and Wiggin are all putty softly
-fellers, and hate dreffully to work; and I tell you the Kidd money ain't
-to be got without a pretty tough piece o' diggin'. Why, it's jest like
-diggin' a well to get at it. Now, Primus King was the master hand for
-diggin' wells, and so they said they'd get him by givin' on him a shere.
-
-“Harry Wiggin he didn't want no nigger a sherin in it, he said; but
-Toddy and Hokum they said that when there was such stiff diggin' to be
-done, they didn't care if they did go in with a nigger.
-
-“Wal, Wiggin he said he hadn't no objection to havin' the nigger do the
-diggin,' it was _alterin' the profits_ he objected to.
-
-“'Wal,' says Hokum, 'you can't get him without,' says he. 'Primus knows
-too much,' says he: 'you can't fool him.' Finally they 'greed that
-they was to give Primus twenty dollars, and shere the treasure 'mong
-themselves.
-
-“Come to talk with Primus, he wouldn't stick in a spade, unless they'd
-pay him aforehand. Ye see, Primus was up to 'em; he knowed about Gidger,
-and there wa'n't none on 'em that was particular good pay; and so they
-all jest hed to rake and scrape, and pay him down the twenty dollars
-among 'em; and they 'greed for the fust full moon, at twelve o'clock at
-night, the 9th of October.
-
-“Wal, ye see I had to tell Hepsy I was goin' out to watch. Wal, so I
-was; but not jest in the way she took it: but, Lordy massy! a feller has
-to tell his wife suthin' to keep her quiet, ye know, 'specially Hepsy.
-
-“Wal, wal, of all the moonlight nights that ever I did see, I never did
-see one equal to that. Why, you could see the color o' every thing. I
-'member I could see how the huckleberry-bushes on the rock was red as
-blood when the moonlight shone through 'em; 'cause the leaves, you see,
-had begun to turn.
-
-“Goin' on our way we got to talkin' about the sperits.
-
-“'I ain't afraid on 'em,' says Hokum. 'What harm can a sperit do me?'
-says he. 'I don't care ef there's a dozen on 'em;' and he took a swig at
-his bottle.
-
-“'Oh! there ain't no sperits,' says Harry Wiggin. 'That 'are talk's all
-nonsense;' and he took a swig at _his_ bottle.
-
-“'Wal,' says Toddy, 'I don't know 'bout that 'are. Me and Ike Sanders
-has seen the sperits in the Cap'n Brown house. We thought we'd jest have
-a peek into the window one night; and there was a whole flock o' black
-colts without no heads on come rushin' on us and knocked us flat.'
-
-“'I expect you'd been at the tahvern,' said Hokum.
-
-“'Wal, yes, we had; but them was sperits: we wa'n't drunk, now; we was
-jest as sober as ever we was.'
-
-“'Wal, they won't get away my money,' says Primus, for I put it safe
-away in Dinah's teapot afore I come out;' and then he showed all his
-ivories from ear to ear. 'I think all this 'are's sort o' foolishness,'
-says Primus.
-
-“'Wal,' says I, 'boys, I ain't a goin' to have no part or lot in this
-'ere matter, but I 'll jest lay it off to you how it's to be done. Ef
-Kidd's money is under this rock, there's _sperits_ that watch it, and
-you mustn't give 'em no advantage. There mustn't be a word spoke from
-the time ye get sight o' the treasure till ye get it safe up on to firm
-ground,' says I. 'Ef ye do, it 'll vanish right out o' sight. I've talked
-with them that has dug down to it and seen it; but they allers lost it,
-'cause they'd call out and say suthin'; and the minute they spoke, away
-it went.'
-
-“Wal, so they marked off the ground; and Primus he begun to dig, and the
-rest kind o' sot round. It was so still it was kind o' solemn. Ye see,
-it was past twelve o'clock, and every critter in Oldtown was asleep;
-and there was two whippoorwills on the great Cap'n Brown elm-trees, that
-kep' a answerin' each other back and forward sort o' solitary like; and
-then every once in a while there'd come a sort o' strange whisper up
-among the elm-tree leaves, jest as if there was talkin' goin' on; and
-every time Primus struck his spade into the ground it sounded sort
-o' holler, jest as if he'd been a diggin' a grave. 'It's kind o'
-melancholy,' says I, 'to think o' them poor critters that had to be
-killed and buried jest to keep this 'ere treasure. What awful things 'll
-be brought to light in the judgment day! Them poor critters they loved
-to live and hated to die as much as any on us; but no, they hed to die
-jest to satisfy that critter's wicked will. I've heard them as thought
-they could tell the Cap'n Kidd places by layin' their ear to the ground
-at midnight, and they'd hear groans and wailin's.”
-
-“Why, Sam! were there really people who could tell where Kidd's money
-was?” I here interposed.
-
-“'Oh, sartin! why, yis. There was Shebna Bascom, he was one. Shebna
-could always tell what was under the earth. He'd cut a hazel-stick, and
-hold it in his hand when folks was wantin' to know where to dig wells;
-and that 'are stick would jest turn in his hand, and p'int down till it
-would fairly grind the bark off; and ef you dug in that place you was
-sure to find a spring. Oh, yis! Shebna he's told many where the Kidd
-money was, and been with 'em when they dug for it; but the pester on't
-was they allers lost it, 'cause they would some on 'em speak afore they
-thought.”
-
-“But, Sam, what about this digging? Let's know what came of it,” said
-we, as Sam appeared to lose his way in his story.
-
-“Wal, ye see, they dug down about five feet, when Primus he struck his
-spade smack on something that chincked like iron.
-
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-
-“Wal, then Hokum and Toddy Whitney was into the hole in a minute: they
-made Primus get out, and they took the spade, 'cause they wanted to be
-sure to come on it themselves.
-
-“Wal, they begun, and they dug and he scraped, and sure enough they come
-to a gret iron pot as big as your granny's dinner-pot, with an iron bale
-to it.
-
-“Wal, then they put down a rope, and he put the rope through the handle;
-then Hokum and Toddy they clambered upon the bank, and all on 'em began
-to draw up jest as still and silent as could be. They drawed and they
-drawed, till they jest got it even with the ground, when Toddy spoke out
-all in a tremble, 'There,' says he, _we've got it!_' And the minit he
-spoke they was both struck by _suthin'_ that knocked 'em clean over; and
-the rope give a crack like a pistol-shot, and broke short off; and the
-pot went down, down, down, and they heard it goin', jink, jink, jink;
-and it went way down into the earth, and the ground closed over it; and
-then they heard the screechin'est laugh ye ever did hear.”
-
-“I want to know, Sam, did you see that pot?” I exclaimed at this part of
-the story.
-
-“Wal, no, I didn't. Ye see, I jest happened to drop asleep while they
-was diggin', I was so kind o' tired, and I didn't wake up till it was
-all over.
-
-“I was waked up, 'cause there was consid'able of a scuffle; for Hokum
-was so mad at Toddy for speakin', that he was a fistin' on him; and
-old Primus he jest haw-hawed and laughed. 'Wal, I got _my_ money safe,
-anyhow,' says he.
-
-“'Wal, come to,' says I. ''Tain't no use cryin' for spilt milk:
-you've jest got to turn in now and fill up this 'ere hole, else the
-selectmen 'll be down on ye.'
-
-“'Wal,' says Primus, 'I didn't engage to fill up no holes;' and he put
-his spade on his shoulder and trudged off.
-
-“Wal, it was putty hard work, fillin' in that hole; but Hokum and Toddy
-and Wiggin had to do it, 'cause they didn't want to have everybody a
-laughin' at 'em; and I kind o' tried to set it home to 'em, showin' on
-'em that 'twas all for the best.
-
-“'Ef you'd a been left to get that 'are money, there'd a come a cuss
-with it,' says I. 'It shows the vanity o' hastin' to be rich.'
-
-“'Oh, you shet up!' says Hokum, says he. 'You never hasted to any
-thing,' says he. Ye see, he was riled, that's why he spoke so.”
-
-“Sam,” said we, after maturely reflecting over the story, “what do you
-suppose was in that pot?”
-
-“Lordy massy! boys: ye never will be done askin' questions. Why, how
-should I know?”
-
-
-
-
-“MIS' ELDERKIN'S PITCHER.”
-
-
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-
-E see, boys,” said Sam Lawson, as we were gathering young wintergreen on
-a sunny hillside in June,--“ye see, folks don't allers know what their
-marcies is when they sees 'em. Folks is kind o' blinded; and, when a
-providence comes along, they don't seem to know how to take it, and
-they growl and grumble about what turns out the best things that ever
-happened to 'em in their lives. It's like Mis' Elderkin's pitcher.”
-
-“What about Mis' Elderkin's pitcher?” said both of us in one breath.
-
-“Didn't I never tell ye, now?” said Sam: “why, I wanter know?”
-
-No, we were sure he never had told us; and Sam as usual, began clearing
-the ground by a thorough introduction, with statistical expositions.
-
-“Wal, ye see, Mis' Elderkin she lives now over to Sherburne in about the
-handsomest house in Sherburne,--a high white house, with green blinds
-and white pillars in front,--and she rides out in her own kerridge; and
-Mr. Elderkin, he's a deakin in the church, and a colonel in the malitia,
-and a s'lectman, and pretty much atop every thing there is goin' in
-Sherburne, and it all come of that 'are pitcher.”
-
-“What pitcher?” we shouted in chorus.
-
-“Lordy massy! that 'are's jest what I'm a goin' to tell you about; but,
-ye see, a feller's jest got to make a beginnin' to all things.
-
-“Mis' Elderkin she thinks she's a gret lady nowadays, I s'pose; but
-I 'member when she was Miry Brown over here'n Oldtown, and I used to be
-waitin' on her to singing-school.
-
-“Miry and I was putty good friends along in them days,--we was putty
-consid'able kind o' intimate. Fact is, boys, there was times in them
-days when I thought whether or no I wouldn't _take_ Miry myself,” said
-Sam, his face growing luminous with the pleasing idea of his former
-masculine attractions and privileges. “Yis,” he continued, “there was
-a time when folks said I could a hed Miry ef I'd asked her; and I putty
-much think so myself, but I didn't say nothin': marriage is allers kind
-o'ventursome; an' Miry had such up-and-down kind o' ways, I was sort o'
-fraid on't.
-
-“But Lordy massy! boys, you mustn't never tell Hepsy I said so, 'cause
-she'd be mad enough to bite a shingle-nail in two. Not that she sets
-so very gret by me neither; but then women's backs is allers up ef they
-think anybody else could a hed you, whether they want you themselves or
-not.
-
-“Ye see, Miry she was old Black Hoss John Brown's da'ter, and lived up
-there in that 'are big brown house by the meetin'-house, that 'hes the
-red hollyhock in the front yard. Miry was about the handsomest gal that
-went into the singers' seat a Sunday.
-
-“I tell you she wa'n't none o' your milk-and-sugar gals neither,--she
-was 'mazin' strong built. She was the strongest gal in her arms that
-I ever see. Why, I've seen Miry take up a barrel o' flour, and lift it
-right into the kitchen; and it would jest make the pink come into her
-cheeks like two roses, but she never seemed to mind it a grain. She had
-a good strong back of her own, and she was straight as a poplar, with
-snappin' black eyes, and I tell you there was a snap to her tongue too.
-Nobody never got ahead o' Miry; she'd give every fellow as good as he
-sent, but for all that she was a gret favorite.
-
-“Miry was one o' your briery, scratchy gals, that seems to catch fellers
-in thorns. She allers fit and flouted her beaux, and the more she fit
-and flouted 'em the more they'd be arter her. There wa'n't a gal in all
-Oldtown that led such a string o' fellers arter her; 'cause, you see,
-she'd now and then throw 'em a good word over her shoulder, and then
-they'd all fight who should get it, and she'd jest laugh to see 'em do
-it.
-
-“Why, there was Tom Sawin, he was one o' her beaux, and Jim Moss, and
-Ike Bacon; and there was a Boston boy, Tom Beacon, he came up from
-Cambridge to rusticate with Parson Lothrop; he thought he must have his
-say with Miry, but he got pretty well come up with. You see, he thought
-'cause he was Boston born that he was kind o' aristocracy, and hed a
-right jest to pick and choose 'mong country gals; but the way he got
-come up with by Miry was too funny for any thing.”
-
-“Do tell us about it,” we said, as Sam made an artful pause, designed to
-draw forth solicitation.
-
-“Wal, ye see, Tom Beacon he told Ike Bacon about it, and Ike he told me.
-'Twas this way. Ye see, there was a quiltin' up to Mis' Cap'n Broad's,
-and Tom Beacon he was there; and come to goin' home with the gals, Tom
-he cut Ike out, and got Miry all to himself; and 'twas a putty long
-piece of a walk from Mis' Cap'n Broad's up past the swamp and the stone
-pastur' clear up to old Black Hoss John's.
-
-“Wal, Tom he was in high feather 'cause Miry took him, so that he didn't
-reelly know how to behave; and so, as they was walkin' along past Parson
-Lothrop's apple-orchard, Tom thought he'd try bein' familiar, and he
-undertook to put his arm round Miry. Wal, if she didn't jest take that
-little fellow by his two shoulders and whirl him over the fence into the
-orchard quicker'n no time. 'Why,' says Tom, 'the fust I knew I was lyin'
-on my back under the appletrees lookin' up at the stars.' Miry she jest
-walked off home and said nothin' to nobody,--it wa'n't her way to talk
-much about things; and, if it hedn't ben for Tom Beacon himself, nobody
-need 'a' known nothin' about it. Tom was a little fellow, you see, and
-'mazin' good-natured, and one o' the sort that couldn't keep nothin' to
-himself; and so he let the cat out o' the bag himself. Wal, there didn't
-nobody think the worse o' Miry. When fellers find a gal won't take saace
-from no man, they kind o' respect her; and then fellers allers thinks ef
-it hed ben _them_, now, things 'd 'a' been different. That's jest what
-Jim Moss and Ike Bacon said: they said, why Tom Beacon was a fool not
-to know better how to get along with Miry,--_they_ never had no trouble.
-The fun of it was, that Tom Beacon himself was more crazy after her than
-he was afore; and they say he made Miry a right up-and-down offer, and
-Miry she jest wouldn't have him.
-
-“Wal, you see, that went agin old Black Hoss John's idees: old Black
-Hoss was about as close as a nut and as contrairy as a pipperage-tree.
-You ought to 'a' seen him. Why, his face was all a perfect crisscross o'
-wrinkles. There wa'n't a spot where you could put a pin down that there
-wa'n't a wrinkle; and they used to say that he held on to every cent
-that went through his fingers till he'd pinched it into two. You
-couldn't say that his god was his belly, for he hedn't none, no more'n
-an old file: folks said that he'd starved himself till the moon'd shine
-through him.
-
-“Old Black Hoss was awfully grouty about Miry's refusin' Tom Beacon,
-'cause there was his houses and lots o' land in Boston. A drefful
-worldly old critter Black Hoss John was: he was like the rich fool in
-the gospel. Wal, he's dead and gone now, poor critter, and what good has
-it all done him? It's as the Scriptur' says, 'He heapeth up riches, and
-knoweth not who shall gather them.'
-
-“Miry hed a pretty hard row to hoe with old Black Hoss John. She was up
-early and down late, and kep' every thing a goin'. She made the cheese
-and made the butter, and between spells she braided herself handsome
-straw bunnets, and fixed up her clothes; and somehow she worked it so
-when she sold her butter and cheese that there was somethin' for
-ribbins and flowers. You know the Scriptur' says, 'Can a maid forget her
-ornaments?' Wal, Miry didn't. I 'member I used to lead the singin'
-in them days, and Miry she used to sing counter, so we sot putty near
-together in the singers' seats; and I used to think Sunday mornin's
-when she come to meetin' in her white dress and her red cheeks, and her
-bunnet all tipped off with laylock, that 'twas for all the world jest
-like sunshine to have her come into the singers' seats. Them was the
-days that I didn't improve my privileges, boys,” said Sam, sighing
-deeply. “There was times that ef I'd a spoke, there's no knowin' what
-mightn't 'a' happened, 'cause, you see, boys, I was better lookin' in
-them days than I be now. Now you mind, boys, when you grow up, ef you
-get to waitin' on a nice gal, and you're 'most a mind to speak up to her,
-don't you go and put it off, 'cause, ef you do, you may live to repent
-it.
-
-“Wal, you see, from the time that Bill Elderkin come and took the
-academy, I could see plain enough that it was time for me to hang up
-my fiddle. Bill he used to set in the singers' seats, too, and he
-would have it that he sung tenor. He no more sung tenor than a
-skunk-blackbird, but he made b'lieve he did, jest to git next to Miry
-in the singers' seats. They used to set there in the seats a writin'
-backward and forward to each other till they tore out all the leaves of
-the hymn-books, and the singin'-books besides. Wal, I never thought that
-the house o' the Lord was jest the place to be courtin' in, and I used
-to get consid'able shocked at the way things went on atween 'em. Why,
-they'd be a writin' all sermon-time; and I've seen him a lookin' at her
-all through the long prayer in a way that wa'n't right, considerin' they
-was both professors of religion. But then the fact was, old Black Hoss
-John was to blame for it, 'cause he never let 'em have no chance to hum.
-Ye see, old Black Hoss he was sot agin Elderkin 'cause he was poor.
-You see, his mother, the old Widdah Elderkin, she was jest about the
-poorest, peakedest old body over to Sherburne, and went out to days'
-works; and Bill Elderkin he was all for books and larnin', and old Black
-Hoss John he thought it was just shiftlessness: but Miry she thought
-he was a genius; and she got it sot in her mind that he was goin' to be
-President o' the United States, or some sich.
-
-“Wal, old Black Hoss he wa'n't none too polite to Miry's beaux in
-gineral, but when Elderkin used to come to see her he was snarlier than
-a saw: he hadn't a good word for him noways; and he'd rake up the
-fire right before his face and eyes, and rattle about fastenin' up the
-windows, and tramp up to bed, and call down the chamber-stairs to Miry
-to go to bed, and was sort o' aggravatin' every way.
-
-“Wal, ef folks wants to get a gal set on havin' a man, that 'ere's the
-way to go to work. Miry had a consid'able stiff will of her own; and, ef
-she didn't care about Tom Beacon before, she hated him now; and, if she
-liked Bill Elderkin before, she was clean gone over to him now. And
-so she took to 'goin' to the Wednesday-evenin' lecture, and the
-Friday-even-in' prayer-meetin', and the singin'-school, jest as regular
-as a clock, and so did he; and arterwards they allers walked home the
-longest way. Fathers may jest as well let their gals be courted in the
-house, peaceable, 'cause, if they can't be courted there, they 'll find
-places where they can be: it's jest human natur'.
-
-“Wal, come fall, Elderkin he went to college up to Brunswick; and then I
-used to see the letters as regular up to the store every week, comin' in
-from Brunswick, and old Black Hoss John he see 'em too, and got a way
-of droppin' on 'em in his coat-pocket when he come up to the store, and
-folks used to say that the letters that went into his coat-pocket didn't
-get to Miry. Anyhow, Miry she says to me one day, says she, 'Sam, you're
-up round the post-office a good deal,' says she. 'I wish, if you see any
-letters for me, you'd jest bring 'em along.' I see right into it, and I
-told her to be sure I would; and so I used to have the carryin' of great
-thick letters every week. Wal, I was waitin' on Hepsy' along about them
-times, and so Miry and I kind o' sympathized. Hepsy was a pretty gal,
-and I thought it was all best as 'twas; any way, I knew I couldn't get
-Miry, and I could get Hepsy, and that made all the difference in the
-world.
-
-“Wal, that next winter old Black Hoss was took down with rheumatism,
-and I tell you if Miry didn't have a time on't! He wa'n't noways
-sweet-tempered when he was well; but come to be crooked up with the
-rheumatis' and kep' awake nights, it seemed as if he was determined
-there shouldn't nobody have no peace so long as he couldn't.
-
-“He'd get Miry up and down with him night after night a makin' her
-heat flannels and vinegar, and then he'd jaw and scold so that she was
-eenymost beat out. He wouldn't have nobody set up with him, though
-there was offers made. No: he said Miry was his daughter, and 'twas her
-bisness to take care on him.
-
-“Miry was clear worked down: folks kind o' pitied her. She was a strong
-gal, but there's things that wears out the strongest. The worst
-on't was, it hung on so. Old Black Hoss had a most amazin' sight o'
-constitution. He'd go all down to death's door, and seem hardly to have
-the breath o' life in him, and then up he'd come agin! These 'ere old
-folks that nobody wants to have live allers hev such a sight o' wear
-in 'em, they jest last and last; and it really did seem as if he'd wear
-Miry out and get her into the grave fust, for she got a cough with bein'
-up so much in the cold, and grew thin as a shadder. 'Member one time I
-went up there to offer to watch jest in the spring o' the year, when the
-laylocks was jest a buddin' out, and Miry she come and talked with me
-over the fence; and the poor gal she fairly broke down, and sobbed as if
-her heart would break, a tellin' me her trouble.
-
-“Wal, it reelly affected me more to have Miry give up so than most gals,
-'cause she'd allers held her head up, and hed sich a sight o' grit and
-resolution; but she told me all about it.
-
-“It seems old Black Hoss he wa'n't content with worryin' on her,
-and gettin' on her up nights, but he kep' a hectorin' her about Bill
-Elderkin, and wantin' on her to promise that she wouldn't hev Bill when
-he was dead and gone; and Miry she wouldn't promise, and then the old
-man said she shouldn't have a cent from him if she didn't, and so they
-had it back and forth. Everybody in town was sayin' what a shame 'twas
-that he should sarve her so; for though he hed other children, they was
-married and gone, and there wa'n't none of them to do for him but jest
-Miry.
-
-“Wal, he hung on till jest as the pinys in the front yard was beginnin'
-to blow out, and then he began to feel he was a goin', and he sent for
-Parson Lothrop to know what was to be done about his soul.
-
-“'Wal,' says Parson Lothrop, 'you must settle up all your worldly
-affairs; you must be in peace and love with all mankind; and, if you've
-wronged anybody, you must make it good to 'em.'
-
-“Old Black Hoss he bounced right over in his bed with his back to the
-minister.
-
-“'The devil!' says he: ''twill take all I've got.' And he never spoke
-another word, though Parson Lothrop he prayed with him, and did what he
-could for him.
-
-“Wal, that night I sot up with him; and he went off 'tween two and three
-in the mornin', and I laid him out regular. Of all the racks o' bone
-I ever see, I never see a human critter so poor as he was. 'Twa'n't
-nothin' but his awful will kep' his soul in his body so long, as it was.
-
-“We had the funeral in the meetin'-house a Sunday; and Parson Lothrop he
-preached a sarmon on contentment on the text, 'We brought nothin' into
-the world, and it's sartin we can carry nothin' out; and having food and
-raiment, let us be therewith content.' Parson Lothrop he got round the
-subject about as handsome as he could: he didn't say what a skinflint
-old Black Hoss was, but he talked in a gineral way about the vanity o'
-worryin' an' scrapin to heap up riches. Ye see, Parson Lothrop he could
-say it all putty easy, too, 'cause since he married a rich wife he never
-hed no occasion to worry about temporal matters. Folks allers
-preaches better on the vanity o' riches when they's in tol'able easy
-circumstances. Ye see, when folks is pestered and worried to pay their
-bills, and don't know where the next dollar's to come from, it's a great
-temptation to be kind o' valooin' riches, and mebbe envyin' those that's
-got 'em; whereas when one's accounts all pays themselves, and the money
-comes jest when its wanted regular, a body feels sort o' composed like,
-and able to take the right view o' things, like Parson Lothrop.
-
-“Wal, arter sermon the relations all went over to the old house to hear
-the will read; and, as I was kind o' friend with the family, I jest
-slipped in along with the rest.
-
-“Squire Jones he had the will; and so when they all got sot round all
-solemn, he broke the seals and unfolded it, cracklin' it a good while
-afore he begun and it was so still you might a heard a pin drop when he
-begun to read. Fust, there was the farm and stock, he left to his son
-John Brown over in Sherburne. Then there was the household stuff and all
-them things, spoons and dishes, and beds and kiver-lids, and so on, to
-his da'ter Polly Blanchard. And then, last of all, he says, he left to
-his da'ter Miry _the pitcher that was on the top o' the shelf in his
-bed-room closet._
-
-“That' 'are was an old cracked pitcher that Miry allers hed hated the
-sight of, and spring and fall she used to beg her father to let her
-throw it away; but no, he wouldn't let her touch it, and so it stood
-gatherin' dust.
-
-“Some on 'em run and handed it down; and it seemed jest full o'
-scourin'-sand and nothin' else, and they handed it to Miry.
-
-“Wal, Miry she was wrathy then. She didn't so much mind bein' left out
-in the will, 'cause she expected that; but to have that 'are old pitcher
-poked at her so sort o' scornful was more'n she could bear.
-
-“She took it and gin it a throw across the room with all her might; and
-it hit agin the wall and broke into a thousand bits, when out rolled
-hundreds of gold pieces; great gold eagles and guineas flew round
-the kitchen jest as thick as dandelions in a meadow. I tell you, she
-scrabbled them up pretty quick, and we all helped her.
-
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-
-“Come to count 'em over, Miry had the best fortin of the whole, as
-'twas right and proper she should. Miry she was a sensible gal, and
-she invested her money well; and so, when Bill Elderkin got through his
-law-studies, he found a wife that could make a nice beginnin' with him.
-And that's the way, you see, they came to be doin' as well as they be.
-
-“So, boys, you jest mind and remember and allers see what there is in a
-providence afore you quarrel with it, 'cause there's a good many things
-in this world turns out like Mis' Elderkin's pitcher.”
-
-
-
-
-THE GHOST IN THE CAP'N BROWN HOUSE.
-
-
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-
-OW, Sam, tell us certain true, is there any such things as ghosts?”
-
-“Be there ghosts?” said Sam, immediately translating into his vernacular
-grammar: “wal, now, that are's jest the question, ye see.”
-
-“Well, grandma thinks there are, and Aunt Lois thinks it's all nonsense.
-Why, Aunt Lois don't even believe the stories in Cotton Mather's
-'Magnalia.'”
-
-“Wanter know?” said Sam, with a tone of slow, languid meditation.
-
-We were sitting on a bank of the Charles River, fishing. The soft
-melancholy red of evening was fading off in streaks on the glassy water,
-and the houses of Oldtown were beginning to loom through the gloom,
-solemn and ghostly. There are times and tones and moods of nature that
-make all the vulgar, daily real seem shadowy, vague, and supernatural,
-as if the outlines of this hard material present were fading into the
-invisible and unknown. So Oldtown, with its elm-trees, its great square
-white houses, its meeting-house and tavern and blacksmith's shop and
-mill, which at high noon seem as real and as commonplace as possible, at
-this hour of the evening were dreamy and solemn. They rose up blurred,
-indistinct, dark; here and there winking candles sent long lines of
-light through the shadows, and little drops of unforeseen rain rippled
-the sheeny darkness of the water.
-
-“Wal, you see, boys, in them things it's jest as well to mind your
-granny. There's a consid'able sight o' gumption in grandmas. You look at
-the folks that's allus tellin' you what they don't believe,--they don't
-believe this, and they don't believe that,--and what sort o' folks is
-they? Why, like yer Aunt Lois, sort o' stringy and dry. There ain't no
-'sorption got out o' not believin' nothin'.
-
-“Lord a massy! we don't know nothin' 'bout them things. We hain't ben
-there, and can't say that there ain't no ghosts and sich; can we, now?”
-
-We agreed to that fact, and sat a little closer to Sam in the gathering
-gloom.
-
-“Tell us about the Cap'n Brown house, Sam.”
-
-“Ye didn't never go over the Cap'n Brown house?”
-
-No, we had not that advantage.
-
-“Wal, yer see, Cap'n Brown he made all his money to sea, in furrin
-parts, and then come here to Oldtown to settle down.
-
-“Now, there ain't no knowin' 'bout these 'ere old ship-masters, where
-they's ben, or what they's ben a doin', or how they got their money. Ask
-me no questions, and I 'll tell ye no lies, is 'bout the best philosophy
-for them. Wal, it didn't do no good to ask Cap'n Brown questions too
-close, 'cause you didn't git no satisfaction. Nobody rightly knew 'bout
-who his folks was, or where they come from; and, ef a body asked him,
-he used to say that the very fust he know'd 'bout himself he was a young
-man walkin' the streets in London.
-
-“But, yer see, boys, he hed money, and that is about all folks wanter
-know when a man comes to settle down. And he bought that 'are place, and
-built that 'are house. He built it all sea-cap'n fashion, so's to feel
-as much at home as he could. The parlor was like a ship's cabin. The
-table and chairs was fastened down to the floor, and the closets was
-made with holes to set the casters and the decanters and bottles in,
-jest's they be at sea; and there was stanchions to hold on by; and they
-say that blowy nights the cap'n used to fire up pretty well with his
-grog, till he hed about all he could carry, and then he'd set and hold
-on, and hear the wind blow, and kind o' feel out to sea right there to
-hum. There wasn't no Mis' Cap'n Brown, and there didn't seem likely to
-be none. And whether there ever hed been one, nobody know'd. He hed an
-old black Guinea nigger-woman, named Quassia, that did his work. She was
-shaped pretty much like one o' these 'ere great crookneck-squashes. She
-wa'n't no gret beauty, I can tell you; and she used to wear a gret red
-turban and a yaller short gown and red petticoat, and a gret string o'
-gold beads round her neck, and gret big gold hoops in her ears, made
-right in the middle o' Africa among the heathen there. For all she
-was black, she thought a heap o' herself, and was consid'able sort o'
-predominative over the cap'n. Lordy massy! boys, it's alius so. Get a
-man and a woman together,--any sort o' woman you're a mind to, don't
-care who 'tis,--? and one way or another she gets the rule over him, and
-he jest has to train to her fife. Some does it one way, and some does it
-another; some does it by jawin', and some does it by 'kissin', and some
-does it by faculty and contrivance; but one way or another they allers
-does it. Old Cap'n Brown was a good stout, stocky kind o' John Bull sort
-o' fellow, and a good judge o' sperits, and allers kep' the best in them
-are cupboards o' his'n; but, fust and last, things in his house went
-pretty much as old Quassia said.
-
-“Folks got to kind o' respectin' Quassia. She come to meetin' Sunday
-regular, and sot all fixed up in red and yaller and green, with glass
-beads and what not, lookin' for all the world like one o' them ugly
-Indian idols; but she was well-behaved as any Christian. She was a
-master hand at cookin'. Her bread and biscuits couldn't be beat, and
-no couldn't her pies, and there wa'n't no such pound-cake as she made
-nowhere. Wal, this 'ere story I'm a goin' to tell you was told me by
-Cinthy Pendleton. There ain't a more respectable gal, old or young, than
-Cinthy nowheres. She lives over to Sherburne now, and I hear tell she's
-sot up a manty-makin' business; but then she used to do tailorin' in
-Oldtown. She was a member o' the church, and a good Christian as ever
-was. Wal, ye see, Quassia she got Cinthy to come up and spend a week to
-the Cap'n Brown house, a doin' tailorin' and a fixin' over his close:
-'twas along toward the fust o' March. Cinthy she sot by the fire in the
-front' parlor with her goose and her press-board and her work: for there
-wa'n't no company callin', and the snow was drifted four feet deep right
-across the front door; so there wa'n't much danger o' any body comin'
-in. And the cap'n he was a perlite man to wimmen; and Cinthy she liked
-it jest as well not to have company, 'cause the cap'n he'd make himself
-entertainin' tellin' on her sea-stories, and all about his adventures
-among the Ammonites, and Perresites, and Jebusites, and all sorts o'
-heathen people he'd been among.
-
-“Wal, that 'are week there come on the master snow-storm. Of all the
-snow-storms that hed ben, that 'are was the beater; and I tell you the
-wind blew as if 'twas the last chance it was ever goin' to hev.
-
-“Wal, it's kind o' scary like to be shet up in a lone house with all
-natur' a kind o' breakin' out, and goin' on so, and the snow a comin'
-down so thick ye can't see 'cross the street, and the wind a pipin' and
-a squeelin' and a rumblin' and a tumblin' fust down this chimney and
-then down that. I tell you, it sort o' sets a feller thinkin' o' the
-three great things,--death, judgment, and etarnaty; and I don't care
-who the folks is, nor how good they be, there's times when they must be
-feelin' putty consid'able solemn.
-
-“Wal, Cinthy she said she kind o' felt so along, and she hed a sort o'
-queer feelin' come over her as if there was somebody or somethin' round
-the house more'n appeared. She said she sort o' felt it in the air; but
-it seemed to her silly, and she tried to get over it. But two or three
-times, she said, when it got to be dusk, she felt somebody go by her up
-the stairs. The front entry wa'n't very light in the daytime, and in the
-storm, come five o'clock, it was so dark that all you could see was jest
-a gleam o' somethin', and two or three times when she started to go up
-stairs she see a soft white suthin' that seemed goin' up before her, and
-she stopped with her heart a beatin' like a trip-hammer, and she sort o'
-saw it go up and along the entry to the cap'n's door, and then it seemed
-to go right through, 'cause the door didn't open.
-
-“Wal, Cinthy says she to old Quassia, says she, 'Is there anybody lives
-in this house but us?'
-
-“'Anybody lives here?' says Quassia: 'what you mean?' says she.
-
-“Says Ointhy, 'I thought somebody went past me on the stairs last night
-and to-night.'
-
-“Lordy massy! how old Quassia did screech and laugh. 'Good Lord!' says
-she, 'how foolish white folks is! Somebody went past you? Was 't the
-capt'in?'
-
-“'No, it wa'n't the cap'n,' says she: 'it was somethin' soft and white,
-and moved very still; it was like somethin' in the air,' says she.
-Then Quassia she haw-hawed louder. Says she, 'It's hy-sterikes, Miss
-Cinthy; that's all it is.'
-
-“Wal, Cinthy she was kind o ' 'shamed, but for all that she couldn't help
-herself. Sometimes evenin's she'd be a settin' with the cap'n, and she'd
-think she'd hear somebody a movin' in his room overhead; and she knowed
-it wa'n't Quassia, 'cause Quassia was ironin' in the kitchen. She took
-pains once or twice to find out that 'are.
-
-“Wal, ye see, the cap'n's room was the gret front upper chamber over the
-parlor, and then right oppi-site to it was the gret spare chamber where
-Cinthy slept. It was jest as grand as could be, with a gret four-post
-mahogany bedstead and damask curtains brought over from England; but it
-was cold enough to freeze a white bear solid,--the way spare chambers
-allers is. Then there was the entry between, run straight through the
-house: one side was old Quassia's room, and the other was a sort o'
-storeroom, where the old cap'n kep' all sorts o' traps.
-
-“Wal, Cinthy she kep' a hevin' things happen and a seein' things, till
-she didn't railly know what was in it. Once when she come into the
-parlor jest at sundown, she was sure she see a white figure a vanishin'
-out o' the door that went towards the side entry. She said it was so
-dusk, that all she could see was jest this white figure, and it jest
-went out still as a cat as she come in.
-
-“Wal, Cinthy didn't like to speak to the cap'n about it. She was a close
-woman, putty prudent, Cinthy was.
-
-“But one night, 'bout the middle o' the week, this 'ere thing kind o'
-come to a crisis.
-
-“Cinthy said she'd ben up putty late a sewin' and a finishin' off down
-in the parlor; and the cap'n he sot up with her, and was consid'able
-cheerful and entertainin', tellin' her all about things over in the
-Bermudys, and off to Chiny and Japan, and round the world ginerally. The
-storm that hed been a blowin' all the week was about as furious as ever;
-and the cap'n he stirred up a mess o' flip, and hed it for her hot to
-go to bed on. He was a good-natured critter, and allers had feelin's for
-lone women; and I s'pose he knew 'twas sort o' desolate for Cinthy.
-
-“Wal, takin' the flip so right the last thing afore goin' to bed, she
-went right off to sleep as sound as a nut, and slep' on till somewhere
-about mornin', when she said somethin' waked her broad awake in a
-minute. Her eyes flew wide open like a spring, and the storm hed gone
-down and the moon come out; and there, standin' right in the moonlight
-by her bed, was a woman jest as white as a sheet, with black hair
-bangin' down to her waist, and the brightest, mourn fullest black eyes
-you ever see. She stood there lookin' right at Cinthy; and Cinthy thinks
-that was what waked her up; 'cause, you know, ef anybody stands and
-looks steady at folks asleep it's apt to wake 'em.
-
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-
-“Any way, Cinthy said she felt jest as ef she was turnin' to stone. She
-couldn't move nor speak. She lay a minute, and then she shut her eyes,
-and begun to say her prayers; and a minute after she opened 'em, and it
-was gone.
-
-“Cinthy was a sensible gal, and one that allers hed her thoughts about
-her; and she jest got up and put a shawl round her shoulders, and went
-first and looked at the doors, and they was both on 'em locked jest as
-she left 'em when she went to bed. Then she looked under the bed and in
-the closet, and felt all round the room: where she couldn't see she felt
-her way, and there wa'n't nothin' there.
-
-“Wal, next mornin' Cinthy got up and went home, and she kep' it to
-herself a good while. Finally, one day when she was workin' to our house
-she told Hepsy about it, and Hepsy she told me.”
-
-“Well, Sam,” we said, after a pause, in which we heard only the rustle
-of leaves and the ticking of branches against each other, “what do you
-suppose it was?”
-
-“Wal, there 'tis: you know jest as much about it as I do. Hepsy told
-Cinthy it might 'a' ben a dream; so it might, but Cinthy she was sure it
-wa'n't a dream, 'cause she remembers plain hearin' the old clock on the
-stairs strike four while she had her eyes open lookin' at the woman; and
-then she only shet 'em a minute, jest to say 'Now I lay me,' and opened
-'em and she was gone.
-
-“Wal, Cinthy told Hepsy, and Hepsy she kep' it putty close. She didn't
-tell it to nobody except Aunt Sally Dickerson and the Widder Bije Smith
-and your Grandma Badger and the minister's wife; and they every one o'
-'em 'greed it ought to be kep' close, 'cause it would make talk. Wal,
-come spring somehow or other it seemed to 'a' got all over Old town. I
-heard on't to the store and up to the tavern; and Jake Marshall he
-says to me one day, 'What's this 'ere about the cap'n's house?' And the
-Widder Loker she says to me, 'There's ben a ghost seen in the cap'n's
-house;' and I heard on 't clear over to Needham and Sherburne.
-
-“Some o' the women they drew themselves up putty stiff and proper. Your
-Aunt Lois was one on 'em.
-
-“'Ghost,' says she; 'don't tell me! Perhaps it would be best ef 'twas a
-ghost,' says she. She didn't think there ought to be no sich doin's
-in nobody's house; and your grandma she shet her up, and told her she
-didn't oughter talk so.”
-
-“Talk how?” said I, interrupting Sam with wonder. “What did Aunt Lois
-mean?”
-
-“Why, you see,” said Sam mysteriously, “there allers is folks in every
-town that's jest like the Sadducees in old times: they won't believe in
-angel nor sperit, no way you can fix it; and ef things is seen and done
-in a house, why, they say, it's 'cause there's somebody there; there's
-some sort o' deviltry or trick about it.
-
-“So the story got round that there was a woman kep' private in Cap'n
-Brown's house, and that he brought her from furrin parts; and it growed
-and growed, till there was all sorts o' ways o' tellin on 't.
-
-“Some said they'd seen her a settin' at an open winder. Some said that
-moonlight nights they'd seen her a walkin' out in the back garden kind
-o' in and out 'mong the bean-poles and squash-vines.
-
-“You see, it come on spring and summer; and the winders o' the Cap'n
-Brown house stood open, and folks was all a watchin' on 'em day and
-night. Aunt Sally Dickerson told the minister's wife that she'd seen in
-plain daylight a woman a settin' at the chamber winder atween four and
-five o'clock in the mornin',--jist a settin' a lookin' out and a doin'
-nothin', like anybody else. She was very white and pale, and had black
-eyes.
-
-“Some said that it was a nun the cap'n had brought away from a Roman
-Catholic convent in Spain, and some said he'd got her out o' the
-Inquisition.
-
-“Aunt Sally said she thought the minister ought to call and inquire why
-she didn't come to meetin', and who she was, and all about her: 'cause,
-you see, she said it might be all right enough ef folks only know'd jest
-how things was; but ef they didn't, why, folks will talk.”
-
-“Well, did the minister do it?”
-
-“What, Parson Lothrop? Wal, no, he didn't. He made a call on the cap'n
-in a regular way, and asked arter his health and all his family. But the
-cap'n he seemed jest as jolly and chipper as a spring robin, and he gin'
-the minister some o' his old Jamaiky; and the minister he come away and
-said he didn't see nothin'; and no he didn't. Folks---never does see
-nothin' when they aint' lookin' where 'tis. Fact is, Parson Lothrop
-wa'n't fond o' interferin'; he was a master hand to slick things over.
-Your grandma she used to mourn about it, 'cause she said he never gin no
-p'int to the doctrines; but 'twas all of a piece, he kind o' took every
-thing the smooth way.
-
-“But your grandma she believed in the ghost, and so did Lady Lothrop. I
-was up to her house t'other day fixin' a door-knob, and says she, 'Sam
-your wife told me a strange story about the Cap'n Brown house.'
-
-“'Yes, ma'am, she did,' says I.
-
-“'Well, what do you think of it?' says she.
-
-“'Wal, sometimes I think, and then agin I don't know,' says I. 'There's
-Cinthy she's a member o' the church and a good pious gal,' says I.
-
-“'Yes, Sam,' says Lady Lothrop, says she; 'and Sam,' says she, 'it is
-jest like something that happened once to my grandmother when she was
-livin' in the old Province House in Bostin.' Says she, 'These 'ere
-things is the mysteries of Providence, and it's jest as well not to have
-'em too much talked about.'
-
-“'Jest so,' says I,--'jest so. That 'are's what every woman I've talked
-with says; and I guess, fust and last, I've talked with twenty,--good,
-safe church-members,--and they's every one o' opinion that this 'ere
-oughtn't to be talked about. Why, over to the deakin's t'other night we
-went it all over as much as two or three hours, and we concluded that
-the best way was to keep quite still about it; and that's jest what they
-say over to Needham and Sherburne. I've been all round a hushin' this
-'ere up, and I hain't found but a few people that hedn't the particulars
-one way or another.' This 'ere was what I says to Lady Lothrop. The
-fact was, I never did see no report spread so, nor make sich sort o'
-sarchin's o' heart, as this 'ere. It railly did beat all; 'cause,
-ef 'twas a ghost, why there was the p'int proved, ye see. Cinthy's a
-church-member, and she _see_ it, and got right up and sarched the room:
-but then agin, ef 'twas a woman, why that 'are was kind o' awful; it
-give cause, ye see, for thinkin' all sorts o' things. There was Cap'n
-Brown, to be sure, he wa'n't a church-member; but yet he was as honest
-and regular a man as any goin', as fur as any on us could see. To be
-sure, nobody know'd where he come from, but that wa'n't no reason agin'
-him: this 'ere might a ben a crazy sister, or some poor critter that he
-took out o' the best o' motives; and the Scriptur' says, 'Charity hopeth
-all things.' But then, ye see, folks will talk,--that 'are's the pester
-o' all these things,--and they did some on 'em talk consid'able strong
-about the cap'n; but somehow or other, there didn't nobody come to the
-p'int o' facin' on him down, and sayin' square out, 'Cap'n Brown, have
-you got a woman in your house, or hain't you? or is it a ghost, or what
-is it?' Folks somehow never does come to that. Ye see, there was the
-cap'n so respectable, a settin' up every Sunday there in his pew, with
-his ruffles round his hands and his red broadcloth cloak and his cocked
-hat. Why, folks' hearts sort o' failed 'em when it come to sayin' any
-thing right to him. They thought and kind o' whispered round that the
-minister or the deakins oughter do it: but Lordy massy! ministers, I
-s'pose, has feelin's like the rest on us; they don't want to eat all the
-hard cheeses that nobody else won't eat. Anyhow, there wasn't nothin'
-said direct to the cap'n; and jest for want o' that all the folks in
-Oldtown kep' a bilin' and a bilin' like a kettle o' soap, till it seemed
-all the time as if they'd bile over.
-
-“Some o' the wimmen tried to get somethin' out o' Quassy. Lordy massy!
-you might as well 'a' tried to get it out an old tom-turkey, that 'll
-strut and gobble and quitter, and drag his wings on the ground, and fly
-at you, but won't say nothin'. Quassy she screeched her queer sort o'
-laugh; and she told 'em that they was a makin' fools o' themselves, and
-that the cap'n's matters wa'n't none o' their bisness; and that was true
-enough. As to goin' into Quassia's room, or into any o' the store-rooms
-or closets she kep' the keys of, you might as well hev gone into a
-lion's den. She kep' all her places locked up tight; and there was no
-gettin' at nothin' in the Cap'n Brown house, else I believe some o' the
-wim-men would 'a' sent a sarch-warrant.”
-
-“Well,” said I, “what came of it? Didn't anybody ever find out?”
-
-“Wal,” said Sam, “it come to an end sort o', and didn't come to an
-end. It was jest this 'ere way. You see, along in October, jest in the
-cider-makin' time, Abel Flint he was took down with dysentery and died.
-You 'member the Flint house: it stood on a little rise o' ground
-jest lookin' over towards the Brown house. Wal, there was Aunt Sally
-Dickerson and the Widder Bije Smith, they set up with the corpse. He was
-laid out in the back chamber, you see, over the milk-room and kitchen;
-but there was cold victuals and sich in the front chamber, where the
-watchers sot. Wal, now, Aunt Sally she told me that between three and
-four o'clock she heard wheels a rumblin', and she went to the winder,
-and it was clear starlight; and she see a coach come up to the Cap'n
-Brown house; and she see the cap'n come out bringin' a woman all wrapped
-in a cloak, and old Quassy came arter with her arms full o' bundles; and
-he put her into the kerridge, and shet her in, and it driv off; and she
-see old Quassy stand lookin' over the fence arter it. She tried to wake
-up the widder, but 'twas towards mornin', and the widder allers was a
-hard sleeper; so there wa'n't no witness but her.”
-
-“Well, then, it wasn't a ghost,” said I, “after all, and it _was_ a
-woman.”
-
-“Wal, there 'tis, you see. Folks don't know that 'are yit, 'cause there
-it's jest as broad as 'tis long. Now, look at it. There's Cinthy, she's
-a good, pious gal: she locks her chamber-doors, both on 'em, and goes
-to bed, and wakes up in the night, and there's a woman there. She jest
-shets her eyes, and the woman's gone. She gits up and looks, and both
-doors is locked jest as she left 'em. That 'ere woman wa'n't flesh and
-blood now, no way,--not such flesh and blood as we knows on; but then
-they say Cinthy might hev dreamed it!
-
-“Wal, now, look at it t'other way. There's Aunt Sally Dickerson; she's
-a good woman and a church-member: wal, she sees a woman in a cloak
-with all her bundles brought out o' Cap'n Brown's house, and put into
-a kerridge, and driv off, atween three and four o'clock in the mornin'.
-Wal, that 'ere shows there must 'a' ben a real live woman kep' there
-privately, and so what Cinthy saw wasn't a ghost.
-
-“Wal, now, Cinthy says Aunt Sally might 'a' dreamed it,--that she got
-her head so full o' stories about the Cap'n Brown house, and watched
-it till she got asleep, and hed this 'ere dream; and, as there didn't
-nobody else see it, it might 'a' ben, you know. Aunt Sally's clear she
-didn't dream, and then agin Cinthy's clear _she_ didn't dream; but which
-on 'em was awake, or which on 'em was asleep, is what ain't settled in
-Oldtown yet.”
-
-
-
-
-COLONEL EPH'S SHOE-BUCKLES.
-
-
-[Illustration: 9188]
-
-ES, this 'ere's Tekawampait's grave,” said Sam Lawson, sitting leisurely
-down on an ancient grass-grown mound, ornamented by a mossy black
-slate-stone slab, with a rudely-carved cherub head and wings on top.
-
-“And who was Tekawampait?”
-
-“I wanter know, now, if your granny hain't told you who Tekawampait
-was?” said Sam, pushing back his torn straw hat, and leaning against the
-old slanting gravestone.
-
-“No, she never told us.”
-
-“Wal, ye see, Tekawampait he was the fust Christian Indian minister o'
-the gospel there was in Old-town. He was a full-blooded Indian, but he
-was as good a Christian as there was goin'; and he was settled here over
-the church in Oldtown afore Parson Peabody; and Parson Peabody he come
-afore Parson Lothrop; and a very good minister Teka-wampait was too.
-Folks hes said that there couldn't nothin' be made o' Indians; that they
-was nothin' but sort o' bears and tigers a walkin' round on their hind
-legs, a seekin' whom they might devour; but Parson Eliot he didn't think
-so. 'Christ died for them as wal as for me,' says he; 'and jest give
-'em the gospel,' says he, 'and the rest 'll come along o' itself.' And so
-he come here to Oldtown, and sot up a sort o' log-hut right on the spot
-where the old Cap'n Brown house is now. Them two great elm-trees that's
-a grown now each side o' the front gate was two little switches then,
-that two Indians brought up over their shoulders, and planted there for
-friendship trees, as they called 'em; and now look what trees they
-be! He used to stand under that 'are big oak there, and preach to the
-Indians, long before there was any meetin'-house to speak in here in
-Oldtown.
-
-“Wal, now, I tell you, it took putty good courage in Parson Eliot to do
-that 'are. I tell you, in them days it took putty consid'able faith to
-see any thing in an Indian but jest a wild beast. Folks can't tell
-by seein' on 'em now days what they was in the old times when all the
-settlements was new, and the Indians was stark, starin' wild, a ravin'
-and tarin' round in the woods, and a fightin' each other and a fightin'
-the white folks. Lordy massy! the stories I've heard women tell in their
-chimbley-corners about the things that used to happen when they was
-little was enough to scare the very life out o' ye.”
-
-“Oh, do, do tell us some of them!” said Henry and I.
-
-“Lordy massy, boys: why, ye wouldn't sleep for a week. Why, ye don't
-know. Why, the Indians in them days wa'n't like no critter ye ever did
-see. They was jest the horridest, paintedest, screeehinest, cussedest
-critters you ever heard on. They was jest as artful as sarpents, and
-crueller than any tigers. Good Dr. Cotton Mather calls 'em divils, and
-he was a meek, good man, Dr. Cotton was; but they cut up so in his days,
-it's no wonder he thought they was divils, and not folks. Why, they kep'
-the whole country in a broil for years and years. Nobody knowed when
-they was safe; for they were so sly and cunnin', and always watchin'
-behind fences and bushes, and ready when a body was a least thinkin'
-on't to be down on 'em. I've heard Abiel Jones tell how his father's
-house was burnt down at the time the Indians burnt Deerfield. About
-every house in the settlement was burnt to the ground; and then another
-time they burnt thirty-two houses in Springfield,--the minister's house
-and all, with all his library (and books was sca'ce in them days);
-but the Indians made a clean sweep on't. They burnt all the houses in
-Wendham down to the ground; and they came down in Lancaster, and burnt
-ever so many houses, and carried off forty or fifty people with 'em into
-the woods.
-
-“There was Mr. Rolandson, the minister, they burnt his house, and
-carried off Mis' Rolandson and all the children. There was Jerushy
-Pierce used to work in his family and do washin' and chores, she's told
-me about it. Jerushy she was away to her uncle's that night, so she
-wa'n't took. Ye see, the Lancaster folks had been afeard the Indians'd
-be down on 'em, and so Parson Rolandson he'd gone on to Boston to get
-help for 'em; and when he come back the mischief was all done. Jerushy
-said in all her life she never see nothin' so pitiful as that 'are poor
-man's face when she met him, jest as he come to the place where the
-house stood. At fust he didn't say a word, she said, but he looked kind
-o' dazed. Then he sort o' put his hand to his forehead, and says he,
-'My God, my God, help me!' Then he tried to ask her about it, but he
-couldn't but jest speak. 'Jerushy,' says he, 'can't you tell me,--where
-be they?' 'Wal,' says Jerushy, 'they've been carried off.' And with
-that he fell right down and moaned and groaned. 'Oh!' says he, I'd rather
-heard that they were at peace with the Lord.' And then he'd wring his
-hands: 'What shall I do? What shall I do?'
-
-“Wal, 'twa'n't long after this that the Indians was down on Medford, and
-burnt half the houses in town, and killed fifty or sixty people there.
-Then they came down on Northampton, but got driv' back; but then they
-burnt up five houses, and killed four or five of the folks afore they
-got the better of 'em there. Then they burnt all the houses in Groton,
-meetin'-house and all; and the pisen critters they hollared and
-triumphed over the people, and called out to 'em, 'What will you do for
-a house to pray in now? we've burnt your meetin'-house.' The fightin'
-was goin' on all over the country at the same time. The Indians set
-Marlborough afire, and it was all blazin' at once, the same day that
-some others of 'em was down on Springfield, and the same day Cap'n
-Pierce, with forty-nine white men and twenty-six Christian Indians, got
-drawn into an ambush, and every one of 'em killed. Then a few days after
-this they burnt forty houses at Rehoboth, and a little while after they
-burnt thirty more at Providence. And then when good Cap'n Wadsworth went
-with seventy men to help the people in Sudbury, the Indians came pourin'
-round 'em in the woods like so many wolves, and killed all but four or
-five on 'em; and those poor fellows had better hev been killed, for the
-cruel critters jest tormented 'em to death, and mocked and jeered at
-their screeches and screams like so many divils. Then they went and
-broke loose on Andover; and they was so cruel they couldn't even let the
-dumb critters alone. They cut out the tongues of oxen and cows, and left
-'em bleedin', and some they fastened up in barns and burnt alive. There
-wa'n't no sort o' diviltry they wa'n't up to. Why, it got to be so in
-them days that folks couldn't go to bed in peace without startin' every
-time they turned over for fear o' the Indians. Ef they heard a noise in
-the night, or ef the wind squealed and howled, as the wind will, they'd
-think sure enough there was that horrid yell a comin' down chimbley.
-
-“There was Delily Severence; she says to me, speakin' about them times,
-says she, 'Why, Mr. Lawson, you've no idee! Why, that 'are screech,'
-says she, 'wa'n't like no other noise in heaven above, or earth beneath,
-or water under the earth,' says she. 'When it started ye out o' bed
-between two or three o'clock in the mornin', and all your children
-a cryin', and the Indians a screechin' and yellin' and a tossin' up
-firebrands, fust at one window and then at another, why,' says she, 'Mr.
-Lawson, it was more like hell upon earth than any thing I ever heard
-on.'
-
-“Ye see, they come down on Delily's house when she was but jest up arter
-her third baby. That 'are woman hed a handsome head o' hair as ever
-ye see, black as a crow's wing; and it turned jest as white as a
-table-cloth, with nothin' but the fright o' that night.”
-
-“What did they do with her?”
-
-“Oh! they took her and her poor little gal and boy, that wa'n't no older
-than you be, and went off with 'em to Canada. The troubles them poor
-critters went through! Her husband he was away that night; and well he
-was, else they'd a tied him to a tree and stuck pine slivers into him
-and sot 'em afire, and cut gret pieces out'o his flesh, and filled the
-places with hot coals and ashes, and all sich kind o' things they did to
-them men prisoners, when they catched 'em. Delily was thankful enough
-he was away; but they took her and the children off through the ice
-and snow, jest half clothed and shiverin'; and when her baby cried
-and worried, as it nat'rally would, the old Indian jest took it by its
-heels, and dashed its brains out agin a tree, and threw it into the
-crotch of a tree, and left it dangling there; and then they would mock
-and laugh at her, and mimic her baby's crying, and try every way they
-could to aggravate her. They used to beat and torment her children right
-before her eyes, and pull their hair out, and make believe that they
-was goin' to burn 'em alive, jest for nothin' but to frighten and worry
-her.”
-
-“I wonder,” said I, “she ever got back alive.”
-
-“Wal, the wimmen in them times hed a sight o' wear in 'em. They was
-resolute, strong, hard-workin' wimmen. They could all tackle a hoss,
-or load and fire a gun. They was brought up hard, and they was used to
-troubles and dangers. It's jest as folks gets used to things how they
-takes 'em. In them days folks was brought up to spect trouble; they
-didn't look for no less. Why, in them days the men allers took their
-guns into the field when they went to hoe corn, and took their guns with
-'em to meetin' Sundays; and the wimmen they kep' a gun loaded where
-they knew where to find it; and when trouble come it was jest what they
-spected, and they was put even with it. That's the sort o' wimmen they
-was. Wal, Delily and her children was brought safe through at last, but
-they hed a hard time on't.”
-
-“Tell us some more stories about Indians, Sam,” we said, with the usual
-hungry impatience of boys for a story.
-
-“Wal, let me see,” said Sam, with his hat pushed back and his eyes fixed
-dreamily on the top of Eliot's oak, which was now yellow with the sunset
-glory,--“let me see. I hain't never told ye about Col. Eph Miller, hev
-I?”
-
-“No, indeed. What about him?”
-
-“Wal, he was took prisoner by the Indians; and they was goin' to roast
-him alive arter their fashion, and he gin 'em the slip.”
-
-“Do tell us all about it.”
-
-“Wal, you see, Deliverance Scranton over to Sherburne, she's Col. Eph's
-daughter; and she used to hear her father tell about that, and she's
-told me time and agin about it. It was this way,--You see, there hedn't
-ben no alarm about Indians for some time, and folks hed got to feelin'
-kind o' easy, as folks will. When there don't nothin' happen for a good
-while, and it keeps a goin' on so, why, you think finally there won't
-nothin' happen; and so it was with Col. Eph and his wife. She told
-Deliverance that the day before she reely hed forgot all about that
-there was any Indians in the country; and she'd been out after spruce
-and wintergreen and hemlock, and got over her brass kettle to bile for
-beer; and the child'n they brought in lots o' wild grapes that they
-gathered out in the woods; and they said when they came home that they
-thought they see an Indian a lyin' all along squirmin' through the
-bushes, and peekin' out at 'em like a snake, but they wa'n't quite sure.
-Faith, the oldest gal, she was sure she see him quite plain; but 'Bijah
-(he was Col. Eph's oldest boy) he wa'n't so sure.
-
-“Anyway, they didn't think no more about it, and that night they hed
-prayers and went off to bed.
-
-“Arterwards, Col. Eph he said he remembered the passage o' Scriptur' he
-read that night; it was, 'The race is not to the swift nor the battle
-to the strong.' He didn't notice it much when he read it; but he allers
-spoke of it arterwards as a remarkable providence that that 'are passage
-should have come jest so that night.
-
-“Wal, atween twelve and one o'clock they was waked up by the most awful
-screechin' that ever you heard, as if twenty thousand devils was
-upon 'em. Mis' Miller she was out o' bed in a minit, all standin'. 'O
-husband, husband, the Indians are on us!' says she; and sure enough
-they was. The children, 'Bijah and Faith come a runnin' in. 'O father,
-father! what shall we do?'
-
-“Col. Eph was a man that allers knew in a minit what to do, and he kep'
-quite cool. 'My dear,' says he to his wife, 'you take the children, and
-jest run with 'em right out the buttery-door through the high corn, and
-run as fast as you can over to your father Stebbins', and tell him to
-rouse the town; and Bije,' says he to the boy, 'you jest get into the
-belfry window, and ring the bell with all your might,' says he. 'And
-I 'll stay and fight 'em off till the folks come.'
-
-“All this while the Indians was a yellin' and screechin' and a wavin'
-fire-brands front of the house. Col. Eph he stood a lookin' through a
-hole in the shutter and a sightin' his gun while he was a talkin'. He
-see that they'd been a pilin' up a great pile o' dry wood agin the door.
-But the fust Indian that came up to put fire to't was shot right down
-while he was a speakin'.
-
-“Wal, Mis' Miller and Faith and Bije wa'n't long a dressin', you may
-believe; and they jest put on dark cloaks, and they jest streaked it
-out through the buttery-door! There was thick pole-beans quite up to the
-buttery-door, and then a field o' high corn, so that they was hid, and
-the way they run wasn't slow, I tell you.
-
-“But Col. Eph he hed to stop so to load that they got the pile o' brush
-afire, though he shot down three or four on 'em, and that was some
-comfort. But the long and the short o' the matter was, that they driv
-the door in at last, and came a whoopin' and yellin' into the house.
-
-“Wal, they took Col. Eph, and then went search-in' round to find
-somebody else; but jest then the meetin'-house bell begun to ring, and
-that scart 'em, and they took Col. Eph and made off with him. He hedn't
-but jest time to get into his clothes and get his shoes on, when they
-hurried him off. They didn't do nothin' to him jest then, you see, these
-Indians was so cur'ous. If a man made a good fight, and killed three or
-four on 'em afore they could take him, they sot great store by him, and
-called him a brave man. And so they was 'mazin' careful of Col. Eph, and
-treated him quite polite for Indians; but he knew the ways on 'em well
-enough to know what it was all for. They wanted a real brave man to
-burn alive and stick slivers into and torment, and Col. Eph was jest the
-pattern for 'em, and his fight-in' so brave made him all the better for
-what they wanted.
-
-“Wal, he was in hopes the town would be roused in time for some of 'em
-to come arter him; but the Indians got the start of 'em, and got 'way
-off in the woods afore people hed fairly come together and found out
-what the matter was. There was Col. Eph's house a blazin' and a lightin'
-up all the country for miles round; and the colonel he said it come
-ruther hard on him to be lighted on his way through the woods by such a
-bonfire.
-
-“Wal, by mornin' they come to one o' their camps, and there they hed
-a great rejoicin' over him. They was going to hev a great feast, and
-a good time a burnin' on him; and they tied him to a tree, and sot an
-Indian to watch him while they went out to cut pine knots and slivers to
-do him with.
-
-“Wal, as I said, Col. Eph was a brave man, and a man that always kep'
-his thoughts about him; and so he kep' a workin' and a workin' with the
-withs that was round his hands, and a prayin' in his heart to the Lord,
-till he got his right hand free. Wal, he didn't make no move, but kep'
-a loosenin' and a loosenin' little by little, keepin' his eye on the
-Indian who sot there on the ground by him.
-
-“Now, Col. Eph hed slipped his feet into his Sunday shoes that stood
-there by the bed and hed great silver shoe-buckles; and there was a
-providence in his doin' so, for, ye see, Indians are 'mazin' fond o'
-shiny things.
-
-[Illustration: 0203]
-
-“And the old Indian he was took with the shine o' these shoe-buckles, and
-he thought he might as well hev 'em as anybody; so he jest laid down his
-tommyhawk, and got down on his knees, and was workin' away as earnest
-as could be to get off the buckles, and Col. Eph he jest made a dart
-forward and picked up the tommyhawk, and split open the Indian's skull
-with one blow: then he cut the withs that was round his legs, and in a
-minute he was off on the run with the tommyhawk in his hand. There was
-three Indians give chase to him, but Col. Eph he kep' ahead of 'em. He
-said while he was a runnin' he was cryin,' and callin' on the Lord with
-all his might, and the words come into his mind he read at prayers
-the night afore, 'The race is not to the swift, nor the battle to the
-strong.'
-
-“At last he see the Indians gained on him; and he faced round suddenly,
-and struck the nighest one smack on the head with his tommyhawk. Then
-when the next one come up he cut him down too; and the third one, when
-he see both the others cut down, and Col. Eph comin' full blaze towards
-him with his tommyhawk a swingin', he jest turned and run for dear life.
-Then Col. Eph he turned and cut for the settlement. He run, and he run,
-and he run, he didn't well know how long, till, finally, he was clear
-tuckered out, and he jest dropped down under a tree and slept; and he
-lay there all the rest of that day, and all night, and never woke till
-the next day about sundown.
-
-“Then he woke up, and found he was close by home, and John Stebbins, his
-wife's father, and a whole party, was out lookin' for him.
-
-“Old Col. Eph used to tell the story as long as he lived, and the tears
-used to run down his cheeks when he told it.
-
-“'There's a providence in every thing,' he used to say, 'even down to
-shoe-buckles. Ef my Sunday shoes hadn't happened to 'a' set there so
-I could 'a' slipped into 'em, I couldn't 'a' killed that Indian, and I
-shouldn't 'a' been here to-day.' Wal, boys, he was in the right on't.
-Some seem to think the Lord don't look out only for gret things, but, ye
-see, little things is kind o' hinges that gret ones turns on. They say,
-take care o' pennies, and dollars 'll take care o' themselves. It's jest
-so in every thing; and, ef the Lord don't look arter little things, he
-ain't so gret as they say, anyway.
-
-“Wal, wal,” said Sam in conclusion, “now, who'd 'a' thought that anybody
-could 'a' made any thing out o' Indians? Yet there 'twas. All them
-Martha Vineyard Indians turned Christians, and there was Indian
-preachers and Indian teachers; and they reely did settle down, and get
-to be quite like folks. But I tell you, boys, it took faith to start
-with.”
-
-
-
-
-THE BULL-FIGHT.
-
-
-[Illustration: 9207]
-
-T was Saturday afternoon,--time of blessed memory to boys,--and we were
-free for a ramble after huckleberries; and, with our pails in hand, were
-making the best of our way to a noted spot where that fruit was most
-abundant.
-
-Sam was with us, his long legs striding over the ground at a rate that
-kept us on a brisk trot, though he himself was only lounging leisurely,
-with his usual air of contemplation.
-
-“Look 'ere, boys,” he suddenly said, pausing and resting his elbow on
-the top of a rail-fence, “we shall jest hev to go back and go round by
-Deakin Blodgett's barn.”
-
-“Why so?” we both burst forth in eager tones.
-
-“Wal, don't ye see the deakin's turned in his bull into this 'ere lot?”
-
-“Who cares?” said I. “I ain't afraid.”
-
-“Nor I,” said Harry. “Look at him: he looks mild enough: he won't hurt
-us.”
-
-“Not as you knows on,” said Sam; “and then, agin, you don't
-know,--nobody never knows, what one o' them 'ere critters will do:
-they's jest the most contrary critters; and ef you think they're goin'
-to do one way they're sure to do t'other. I could tell ye a story now
-that'd jest make yer har stan' on eend.” Of course we wanted to have our
-hair stand on end, and beset Sam for the story; but he hung off.
-
-“Lordy massy! boys, jest let's wait till ye've got yer huckleberries:
-yer granny won't like it ef ye don't bring her none, and Hepsy she 'll
-be in my har,--what's left on't,” said Sam, taking off his old torn hat,
-and rubbing the loose shock of brash and grizzled hair.
-
-So we turned and made a _detour_, leaving the bull on the right, though
-we longed amazingly to have a bout with him, for the fun of the thing,
-and mentally resolved to try it when our mentor was not round.
-
-It all comes back to me again,--the image of that huckleberry-pasture,
-interwoven with fragrance of sweet-fern, and the ground under our feet
-embroidered with star-moss and wintergreen, or foamy patches of mossy
-frost-work, that crushed and crackled delightfully beneath our feet.
-Every now and then a tall, straight fire-lily--black, spotted in its
-centre--rose like a little jet of flame; and we gathered it
-eagerly, though the fierce August sun wilted it in our hands. The
-huckleberry-bushes, bending under their purple weight, we gathered in
-large armfuls, and took them under the shadow of the pine-trees, that we
-might strip them at our leisure, without being scorched by the intense
-glare of the sun. Armful after armful we carried and deposited in the
-shade, and then sat down to the task of picking them off into our pails.
-It was one of those New-England days hotter than the tropics, Not a
-breath of air was stirring, not a bird sang a note, not a sound was
-heard, except the drowsy grating of the locusts.
-
-“Well, now, Sam, now tell us that story about the bull.”
-
-“Lordy massy, how hot 'tis!” said Sam, lying back, and resting on the
-roots of a tree, with his hands folded under his head. “I'm all in a
-drip of sweat.”
-
-“Well, Sam, we 'll pick off your berries, if you 'll talk.”
-
-“Wall, wall, be kerful yer don't git no green ones in among 'em, else
-Hepsy 'll be down on me. She's drefful partikelar, she is. Every thing
-has to be jest so. Ef it ain't, you 'll hear on't. Lordy massy I boys,
-she's always telling me I don't do nothin' for the support of the
-family. I leave it to you if I didn't ketch her a nice mess o' fish a
-Tuesday. I tell her folks can't expect to roll in money, and allers to
-have every thing jess 'z they want it. We brought nothin' into the world
-with us, and it's sartain we ken carry nothin' out; and, having food
-and raiment, we ought to be content. We have ben better off'n we be now.
-Why, boys, I've seen the time that I've spent thirty-seven cents a week
-for nutmegs; but Hepsy hain't no gratitude: such folks hez to be brought
-down. Take care, now, yer ain't a-putting green ones in; be yer?”
-
-“Sam, we sha'n't put in any at all, if you don't tell us that story.”
-
-“Lordy massy! you young ones, there ain't never no contentin' yer, ef a
-fellow was to talk to the millennium. Wonder now if there is going to
-be any millennium. Wish I'd waited, and been born in them days, 'spect
-things would a sorter come along easier. Wall, I shall git through some
-way, I s'pose.”
-
-“Sam,” said I, sitting back, “we're putting all our berries into your
-pail; and, if you don't begin to tell us a story, we won't do it.”
-
-“Lordy massy! boys, I'm kind o' collectin' my idees. Ye have to talk
-a while to git a-goin', everybody does. Wal, about this 'ere story. Ye
-'member that old brown house, up on the hill there, that we saw when we
-come round the corner? That 'are was where old Mump Moss used to live.
-Old Mump was consid'able of a nice man: he took in Ike Sanders, Mis'
-Moss's sister's boy, to help him on the farm, and did by him pretty much
-ez, he did by his own. Bill Moss, Mump's boy, he was a con-trairy kind
-o' critter, and he was allers a-hectorin' Ike. He was allers puttin'
-off the heaviest end of every thing on to him. He'd shirk his work, and
-git it off on to Ike every way he could. And he allers threw it up at
-him that he was eatin' his father's bread; and he watched every mouthful
-he ate, as if he hated to see it go down. Wal, ye see, for all that.
-Ike he growed up tall and strong, and a real handsome young feller; and
-everybody liked him. And Bill he was so gritty and contrairy, that his
-own mother and sisters couldn't stan' him; and he was allers a-flingin'
-it up at 'em that they liked Ike more'n they did him. Finally his mother
-she said to him one day, 'Why shouldn't I,' sez she, 'when Ike's allers
-pleasant to me, and doin' every thing he ken fur me, and you don't do
-nothin' but scold.' That 'are, you see, was a kind o' home-thrust, and
-Bill he didn't like Ike a bit the better for that. He did every thing he
-could to plague him, and hector him, and sarcumvent him, and set people
-agin him.
-
-“Wal, ye see, 'twas the old story about Jacob and Laban over agin. Every
-thing that Ike put his hand to kind o' prospered. Everybody liked him,
-everybody hed a good word for him, everybody helped grease his wheels.
-Wal, come time when he was twenty-one, old Mump he gin him a settin'
-out. He gin him a freedom suit o' clothes, and he gin him a good cow,
-and Mis' Moss she knit him up a lot o' stockings, and the gals they made
-him up his shirts. Then, Ike he got a place with Squire Wells, and got
-good wages; and he bought a little bit o' land, with a house on it, on
-Squire Wells's place, and took a mortgage on't, to work off. He used
-to work his own land, late at night and early in the mornin', over and
-above givin' good days' works to the squire; and the old squire he sot
-all the world by him, and said he hedn't hed sich a man to work since he
-didn't know when.
-
-“Wal, a body might ha' thought that when Bill had a got him out o' the
-house, he might ha' ben satisfied, but he wasn't. He was an ugly fellow,
-Bill Moss was; and a body would ha' thought that every thing good that
-happened to Ike was jest so much took from him. Come to be young men,
-growed up together, and waitin' on the gals round, Ike he was pretty apt
-to cut Bill out. Yer see, though Bill was goin' to have the farm, and
-all old Mump's money, he warn't pleasant-spoken; and so, when the gals
-got a chance, they'd allers rather go with Ike than him. Finally, there
-was Delily Sawin, she was about the handsomest girl there was round,
-and she hed all the fellers arter her; and her way was to speak 'em all
-fair, and keep 'em all sort o' waitin' and hopin', till she got ready
-to make her mind up. She'd entertain Bill Saturday night, and she'd tell
-Ike he might come Sunday night; and so Ike he was well pleased, and Bill
-he growled.
-
-“Wal, there come along a gret cattle-show. Squire Wells he got it up: it
-was to be the gretest kind of a time, and Squire Wells he give money fur
-prizes. There was to be a prize on the best cow, and the best bull, and
-the best ox, and the best horse, and the biggest punkins and squashes
-and beets, and there was a prize for the best loaf o' bread, and the
-best pair o' stockin's, and the handsomest bed-quilt, and the rest
-o' women's work. Wal, yer see, there was a gret to-do about the
-cattle-show; and the wagons they came in from all around,--ten miles;
-and the gals all dressed up in their best bunnits, and they had a ball
-in the evenin'. Wal, ye see, it so happened that Bill and Ike each on
-'em sent a bull to the cattle-show; and Ike's bull took the prize. That
-put the cap-sheaf on for Bill. He was jest about as much riled as a
-feller could be; and that evenin' Delily she danced with Ike twice as
-many times ez she did with him. Wal, Bill he got it round among the
-fellers that the jedges hed been partial; and he said, if them bulls was
-put together, his bull would whip Ike's all to thunder. Wal, the fellers
-thought 'twould be kind o' fun to try 'em, and they put Ike up to it.
-And finally 'twas agreed that Ike's bull should be driv over to old
-Mump's; and the Monday after the cattle-show, they should let 'em out
-into the meadow together and see which was the strongest. So there was
-a Sunday the bulls they were both put up together in the same barn; and
-the 'greement was, they wasn't to be looked at nor touched till the time
-come to turn 'em out.
-
-“Come Sunday mornin', they got up the wagon to go to meetin'; and Mis'
-Moss and the gals and old Mump, they was all ready; and the old yaller
-dog he was standrn' waitin' by the wagon, and Bill warn't nowhere to be
-found. So they sent one o' the girls up chamber to see what'd got
-him; and there he was a-lyin' on the bed, and said he'd got a drefful
-headache, and didn't think he could go to meetin'. Wal, the second
-bell was a-tollin', and they had to drive off without him: they never
-mistrusted but what 'twas jest so. Wal, yer see, boys, 'twas that 'are
-kind o' Sunday headache that sort o' gets better when the folks is all
-fairly into meetin'. So, when the wagon was fairly out o' sight, Bill he
-thought he'd jest go and have a peek at them bulls. Wal, he looked
-and he peeked, and finally he thought they looked so sort o' innocent
-'twouldn't do no harm to jest let 'em have a little run in the cow-yard
-aforehand. He kind o' wanted to see how they was likely to cut up. Now,
-ye see, the mischief about bulls is, that a body never knows what they's
-goin' to do, 'cause whatever notion takes 'em allers comes into their
-heads so kind o' suddin, and it's jest a word and a blow with 'em. Wal,
-fust he let out his bull, and then he went in and let out Ike's. Wal,
-the very fust thing that critter did he run up to Bill's bull, full
-tilt, and jest gin one rip with his horns right in the side of him, and
-knocked him over and killed him. Didn't die right off, but he was done
-for; and Bill he gin a the old feller turned right round, and come at
-_him_. I tell you, Bill he turned and made a straight coattail, rippin'
-and peelin' it towards the house, and the bull tearin' on right arter
-him. Into the kitchen he went, and he hedn't no time to shut the door,
-and the bull arter him; and into the keepin'-room, and the bull arter
-him there. And he hedn't but jest time to git up the chamber-stairs,
-when he heard the old feller roarin' and tearin' round there like all
-natur. Fust he went to the lookin'-glass, and smashed that all to
-pieces. Then he histed the table over, and he rattled and smashed the
-chairs round, and made such a roaring and noise, ye'd ha' thought there
-was seven devils there; and in the midst of it Bill he looked out of the
-window, and see the wagon a-comin' back; and 'Lordy massy!' he thought
-to himself, 'the bull 'll kill every one on 'em,' and he run to the
-window and yelled and shouted, and they saw him, and thought the house
-must be afire.
-
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-
-“Finally, he bethought him of old Mump's gun, and he run round and got
-it, and poked it through a crack of the chamber-door, and fired off
-bang! and shot him dead, jest as Mis' Moss and the girls was comin' into
-the kitchen-door.
-
-“Wal, there was, to be sure, the 'bomination o' desolation when they
-come in and found every thing all up in a heap and broke to pieces, and
-the old critter a-kickin' and bleedin' all over the carpet, and Bill
-as pale as his shirt-tail on the chamber-stairs. They had an awful mess
-on't; and there was the two bulls dead and to be took care uv.
-
-“'Wal, Bill,” said his father, “'I hope yer satisfied now. All that comes
-o' stayin' to home from meetin', and keepin' temporal things in yer head
-all day Sunday. You've lost your own bull, you've got Ike's to pay for,
-and ye 'll have the laugh on yer all round the country.'
-
-“'I expect, father, we ken corn the meat,' says Mis' Moss, 'and maybe
-the hide 'll sell for something,' sez she; for she felt kind o' tender
-for Bill, and didn't want to bear down too hard on him.
-
-“Wal, the story got round, and everybody was a-throwin' it up at Bill;
-and Delily, in partikelar, hectored him about it till he wished the
-bulls had been in the Red Sea afore he'd ever seen one on 'em. Wal, it
-really driv him out o' town, and he went off out West to settle, and
-nobody missed him much; and Ike he married Delily, and they grew from
-better to better, till now they own jest about as pretty a farm as
-there is round. Yer remember that white house with green blinds, that we
-passed when we was goin' to the trout-brook? Wal, that 'ere's the one.”
-
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-
-
-
-
-HOW TO FIGHT THE DEVIL
-
-
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-
-OOK here, boys,” said Sam, “don't you want to go with me up to the
-Devil's Den this arternoon?”
-
-“Where is the Devil's Den,” said I, with a little awe.
-
-“Wal, it's a longer tramp than I've ever took ye. It's clear up past the
-pickerel pond, and beyond old Skunk John's pasture-lot. It's a 'mazin'
-good place for raspberries; shouldn't wonder if we should get two, three
-quarts there. Great rocks there higher'n yer head; kinder solemn, 'tis.”
-
-This was a delightful and seductive account, and we arranged for a walk
-that very afternoon.
-
-In almost every New-England village the personality of Satan has been
-acknowledged by calling by his name some particular rock or cave, or
-other natural object whose singularity would seem to suggest a more than
-mortal occupancy. “The Devil's Punchbowl,” “The Devil's Wash-bowl,” “The
-Devil's Kettle,” “The Devil's Pulpit,” and “The Devil's Den,” have been
-designations that marked places or objects of some striking natural
-peculiarity. Often these are found in the midst of the most beautiful
-and romantic scenery, and the sinister name seems to have no effect in
-lessening its attractions. To me, the very idea of going to the Devil's
-Den was full of a pleasing horror. When a boy, I always lived in the
-shadowy edge of that line which divides spirit land from mortal life,
-and it was my delight to walk among its half lights and shadows. The old
-graveyard where, side by side, mouldered the remains of Indian sachems
-and the ancients of English blood, was my favorite haunt. I loved to
-sit on the graves while the evening mists arose from them, and to fancy
-cloudy forms waving and beckoning. To me, this spirit land was my
-only refuge from the dry details of a hard, prosaic life. The
-schoolroom--with its hard seats rudely fashioned from slabs of
-rough wood, with its clumsy desks, hacked and ink-stained, with its
-unintelligible textbooks and its unsympathetic teacher--was to me
-a prison out of whose weary windows I watched the pomp and glory of
-nature,--the free birds singing, the clouds sailing, the trees waving
-and whispering,--and longed, as earnestly as ever did the Psalmist, to
-flee far away, and wander in the wilderness.
-
-Hence, no joy of after life--nothing that the world has now to give--can
-equal that joyous sense of freedom and full possession which came over
-me on Saturday afternoons, when I started off on a tramp with the
-world all before me,--the mighty, unexplored world of mysteries and
-possibilities, bounded only by the horizon. Ignorant alike of all
-science, neither botanist nor naturalist, I was studying at firsthand
-all that lore out of which science is made. Every plant and flower had a
-familiar face to me, and said something to my imagination. I knew where
-each was to be found, its time of coming and going, and met them year
-after year as returning friends.
-
-So it was with joyous freedom that we boys ram bled off with Sam this
-afternoon, intent to find the Devil's Den. It was a ledge of granite
-rocks rising in the midst of a grove of pines and white birches. The
-ground was yellow and slippery with the fallen needles of the pines of
-other days, and the glistening white stems of the birches shone through
-the shadows like ivory pillars. Underneath the great granite ledges, all
-sorts of roots and plants grappled and kept foothold; and whole armies
-of wild raspberries matured their fruit, rounder and juicier for growing
-in the shade.
-
-In one place yawned a great rift, or cavern, as if the rocks had been
-violently twisted and wrenched apart, and a mighty bowlder lodging in
-the rift had roofed it over, making a cavern of most seductive darkness
-and depth. This was the Devil's Den; and after we had picked our pail
-full of berries, we sat down there to rest.
-
-“Sam, do you suppose the Devil ever was here?” said I. “What do they
-call this his den for?”
-
-“Massy, child! that 'are was in old witch times. There used to be witch
-meetins' held here, and awful doins'; they used to have witch sabba'
-days and witch sacraments, and sell their souls to the old boy.”
-
-“What should they want to do that for?”
-
-“Wal, sure enough; what was it for? I can't make out that the Devil ever
-gin 'em any thing, any on 'em. They warn't no richer, nor didn't get no
-more'n this world than the rest; and they was took and hung; and then ef
-they went to torment after that, they hed a pretty bad bargain on't, I
-say.”
-
-“Well, people don't do such things any more, do they?” said I.
-
-“No,” said Sam. “Since the gret fuss and row-de-dow about it, it's kind
-o' died out; but there's those, I s'pose, that hez dealins' with the old
-boy. Folks du say that old Ketury was a witch, and that, ef't ben in old
-times, she'd a hed her neck stretched; but she lived and died in peace.”
-
-“But do you think,” said I, now proposing the question that lay nearest
-my heart, “that the Devil can hurt us?”
-
-“That depends consid'able on how you take him,” said Sam. “Ye see, come
-to a straight out-an'-out fight with him, he 'll git the better on yer.”
-
-“But,” said I, “Christian did fight Apollyon, and got him down too.”
-
-I had no more doubt in those days that this was an historic fact than I
-had of the existence of Romulus and Remus and the wolf.
-
-“Wal, that 'ere warn't jest like real things: they say that 'ere's an
-allegory. But I 'll tell ye how old Sarah Bunganuck fit the Devil,
-when he 'peared to her. Ye see, old Sarah she was one of the converted
-Injuns, and a good old critter she was too; worked hard, and got her
-livin' honest. She made baskets, and she made brooms, and she used to
-pick young wintergreen and tie it up in bunches, and dig sassafras
-and ginsing to make beer; and she got her a little bit o' land, right
-alongside o' Old Black Hoss John's white-birch wood-lot.
-
-“Now, I've heerd some o' these 'ere modern ministers that come down from
-Cambridge college, and are larnt about every thing in creation, they
-say there ain't no devil, and the reason on't is, 'cause there can't be
-none. These 'ere fellers is so sort o' green!--they don't mean no harm,
-but they don't know nothin' about nobody that does. If they'd ha' known
-old Black Hoss John, they'd ha' been putty sure there was a devil. He
-was jest the crossest, ugliest critter that ever ye see, and he was ugly
-jest for the sake o' ugliness. He couldn't bear to let the boys pick
-huckleberries in his paster lots, when he didn't pick 'em himself; and
-he was allers jawin' me 'cause I would go trout-fishin' in one o' his
-pasters. Jest ez if the trout that swims warn't, the Lord's, and jest ez
-much mine as his. He grudged every critter every thing; and if he'd ha'
-hed his will and way, every bird would ha' fell down dead that picked
-up a worm on his grounds. He was jest as nippin' as a black frost. Old
-Black Hoss didn't git drunk in a regerlar way, like Uncle Eph and Toddy
-Whitney, and the rest o' them boys. But he jest sot at home, a-soakin'
-on cider, till he was crosser'n a bear with a sore head. Old Black Hoss
-hed a special spite agin old Sarah. He said she was an old witch and an
-old thief, and that she stole things off'n his grounds, when everybody
-knew that she was a regerlar church-member, and as decent an old critter
-as there was goin'. As to her stealin', she didn't do nothin' but pick
-huckleberries and grapes, and git chesnuts and wannuts, and butternuts,
-and them 'ere wild things that's the Lord's, grow on whose land they
-will, and is free to all. I've hearn 'em tell that, over in the old
-country, the poor was kept under so, that they couldn't shoot a bird,
-nor ketch a fish, nor gather no nuts, nor do nothin' to keep from
-starvin', 'cause the quality folks they thought they owned every
-thing, 'way-down to the middle of the earth and clear up to the stars. We
-never hed no sech doin's this side of the water, thank the Lord! We've
-allers been free to have the chesnuts and the wannuts and the grapes and
-the huckleberries and the strawberries, ef we could git 'em, and ketch
-fish when and where we was a mind to. Lordy massy! your grandthur's
-old Cesar, he used to call the pond his pork-pot. He'd jest go down and
-throw in a line and ketch his dinner. Wal, Old Black Hoss he know'd the
-law was so, and he couldn't do nothin' agin her by law; but he sarved
-her out every mean trick he could think of. He used to go and stan'
-and lean over her garden-gate and jaw at her an hour at a time; but old
-Sarah she had the Injun in her; she didn't run to talk much: she used
-to jest keep on with her weedin and her work, jest's if he warn't there,
-and that made Old Black Hoss madder'n ever; and he thought he'd try and
-frighten her off'n the ground, by makin' on her believe he was the Devil.
-So one time, when he'd been killin' a beef critter, they took off the
-skin with the horns and all on; and Old Black Hoss he says to Toddy and
-Eph and Loker, 'You jest come up tonight, and see how I 'll frighten old
-Sarah Bunganuck.'
-
-“Wal, Toddy and Eph and Loker, they hedn't no better to do, and they
-thought they'd jest go round and see. Ye see 'twas a moonlight
-night, and old Sarah--she was an industrious critter--she was cuttin'
-white-birch brush for brooms in the paster-lot.
-
-“Wal, Old Black Hoss he wrapped the critter's skin round him, with the
-horns on his head, and come and stood by the fence, and begun to roar
-and make a noise.
-
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-
-“Old Sarah she kept right on with her work, cuttin' her brush and
-pilin' on't up, and jest let him roar. Wal, Old Black Hoss felt putty
-foolish, 'specially ez the fellers were waitin' to see how she took it.
-So he calls out in a grum voice,--
-
-“'Woman, don't yer know who I be?”
-
-“'No,' says she quite quiet, 'I don't know who yer be.'
-
-“'Wal, I'm the Devil,' sez he.
-
-“'Ye be?' says old Sarah. 'Poor old critter, how I pity ye!' and she
-never gin him another word, but jest bundled up her broom-stuff, and
-took it on her back and walked off, and Old Black Hoss he stood there
-mighty foolish with his skin and horns; and so he had the laugh agin
-him, 'cause Eph and Loker they went and told the story down to the
-tavern, and he felt awful cheap to think old Sarah had got the upper
-hands on him.
-
-“Wal, ye see, boys, that 'ere's jest the way to fight the Devil. Jest
-keep straight on with what ye're doin', and don't ye mind him, and he
-can't do nothin' to ye.”
-
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-
-
-
-
-LAUGHIN' IN MEETIN'
-
-
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-
-E were in disgrace, we boys; and the reason of it was this: we had
-laughed out in meeting-time! To be sure, the occasion was a trying one,
-even to more disciplined nerves. Parson Lothrop had exchanged pulpits
-with Parson Summeral, of North Wearem. Now, Parson Summeral was a man
-in the very outset likely to provoke the risibles of unspiritualized
-juveniles. He was a thin, wiry, frisky little man, in a powdered white
-wig, black tights, and silk stockings, with bright knee-buckles and
-shoe-buckles; with round, dark, snapping eyes; and a curious, high,
-cracked, squeaking voice, the very first tones of which made all the
-children stare and giggle. The news that Parson Summeral was going to
-preach in our village spread abroad among us as a prelude to something
-funny. It had a flavor like the charm of circus-acting; and, on the
-Sunday morning of our story, we went to the house of God in a very
-hilarious state, all ready to set off in a laugh on the slightest
-provocation.
-
-The occasion was not long wanting. Parson Lo-throp had a favorite dog
-yclept Trip, whose behavior in meeting was notoriously far from that
-edifying pattern which befits a minister's dog on Sundays. Trip was
-a nervous dog, and a dog that never could be taught to conceal his
-emotions or to respect conventionalities. If any thing about the
-performance in the singers' seat did not please him, he was apt to
-express himself in a lugubrious howl. If the sermon was longer than
-suited him, he would gape with such a loud creak of his jaws as would
-arouse everybody's attention. If the flies disturbed his afternoon's
-nap, he would give sudden snarls or snaps; or, if anything troubled his
-dreams, he would bark out in his sleep in a manner not only to dispel
-his own slumbers, but those of certain worthy deacons and old ladies,
-whose sanctuary repose was thereby sorely broken and troubled. For all
-these reasons, Madame Lo-throp had been forced, as a general thing, to
-deny Trip the usual sanctuary privileges of good family dogs in that
-age, and shut him up on Sundays to private meditation. Trip, of course,
-was only the more set on attendance, and would hide behind doors, jump
-out of windows, sneak through by-ways and alleys, and lie hid till the
-second bell had done tolling, when suddenly he would appear in the broad
-aisle, innocent and happy, and take his seat as composedly as any member
-of the congregation.
-
-Imagine us youngsters on the _qui vive_ with excitement at seeing Parson
-Summeral frisk up into the pulpit with all the vivacity of a black
-grasshopper. We looked at each other, and giggled very cautiously, with
-due respect to Aunt Lois's sharp observation.
-
-At first, there was only a mild, quiet simmering of giggle, compressed
-decorously within the bounds of propriety; and we pursed our muscles up
-with stringent resolution, whenever we caught the apprehensive eye of
-our elders.
-
-But when, directly after the closing notes of the tolling second bell,
-Master Trip walked gravely up the front aisle, and, seating himself
-squarely in front of the pulpit, raised his nose with a critical air
-toward the scene of the forthcoming performance, it was too much for us:
-the repression was almost convulsive. Trip wore an alert, attentive air,
-befitting a sound, orthodox dog, who smells a possible heresy, and deems
-it his duty to watch the performances narrowly.
-
-Evidently he felt called upon to see who and what were to occupy that
-pulpit in his master's absence.
-
-Up rose Parson Summeral; and up went Trip's nose, vibrating with intense
-attention.
-
-The parson began in his high-cracked voice to intone the hymn,--
-
- “Sing to the Lord aloud,”
-
-when Trip broke into a dismal howl.
-
-The parson went on to give directions to the deacon, in the same
-voice in which he had been reading, so that the whole effect of the
-performance was somewhat as follows:--
-
- “'Sing to the Lord aloud.'
-
-“(Please to turn out that dog),--
-
- “'And make a joyful noise.,”
-
-The dog was turned out, and the choir did their best to make a joyful
-noise; but we boys were upset for the day, delivered over to the
-temptations of Satan, and plunged in waves and billows of hysterical
-giggle, from which neither winks nor frowns from Aunt Lois, nor the
-awful fear of the tithing-man, nor the comforting bits of fennel and
-orange-peel passed us by grandmother, could recover us.
-
-Everybody felt, to be sure, that here was a trial that called for some
-indulgence. Hard faces, even among the stoniest saints, betrayed a
-transient quiver of the risible muscles; old ladies put up their fans;
-youths and maidens in the singers' seat laughed outright; and, for the
-moment, a general snicker among the children was pardoned. But I was one
-of that luckless kind, whose nerves, once set in vibration, could not be
-composed. When the reign of gravity and decorum had returned, Harry and
-I sat by each other, shaking with suppressed laughter. Every thing in
-the subsequent exercises took a funny turn; and in the long prayer, when
-everybody else was still and decorous, the whole scene came over me with
-such overpowering force, that I exploded with laughter, and had to
-be taken out of meeting and marched home by Aunt Lois, as a convicted
-criminal. What especially moved her indignation was, that, the more she
-rebuked and upbraided, the more I laughed, till the tears rolled down
-my cheeks; which Aunt Lois construed into wilful disrespect to her
-authority, and resented accordingly.
-
-By Sunday evening, as we gathered around the fire, the re-action from
-undue gayety to sobriety had taken place; and we were in a pensive and
-penitent state. Grandmother was gracious and forgiving; but Aunt Lois
-still preserved that frosty air of reprobation which she held to be a
-salutary means of quickening our consciences for the future. It was,
-therefore, with unusual delight that we saw our old friend Sam come in,
-and sit himself quietly down on the block in the chimney corner. With
-Sam we felt assured of indulgence and patronage; for, though always
-rigidly moral and instructive in his turn of mind, he had that
-fellow-feeling for transgressors which is characteristic of the
-loose-jointed, easy-going style of his individuality.
-
-“Lordy massy, boys--yis,” said Sam virtuously, in view of some of Aunt
-Lois's thrusts, “ye ought never to laugh nor cut up in meetin'; that
-'are's so: but then there is times when the best on us gets took down.
-We gets took unawares, ye see,--even ministers does. Yis, natur' will
-git the upper hand afore they know it.”
-
-“Why, Sam, _ministers_ don't ever laugh in meetin'! do they?”
-
-We put the question with wide eyes. Such a supposition bordered on
-profanity, we thought: it was approaching the sin of Uzzah, who unwarily
-touched the ark of the Lord.
-
-“Laws, yes. Why, heven't you never heard how there was a council held to
-try Parson Morrel for laughin' out in prayer-time?”
-
-“Laughing in prayer-time!” we both repeated, with uplifted hands and
-eyes.
-
-My grandfather's mild face became luminous with a suppressed smile,
-which brightened it as the moon does a cloud; but he said nothing.
-
-“Yes, yes,” said my grandmother, “that affair did make a dreadful
-scandal in the time on't! But Parson Morrel was a good man; and I'm glad
-the council wasn't hard on him.”
-
-“Wal,” said Sam Lawson, “after all, it was more Ike Babbit's fault than
-'twas anybody's. Ye see, Ike he was allers for gettin' what he could
-out o' the town; and he would feed his sheep on the meetin'-house
-green. Somehow or other, Ike's fences allers contrived to give out, come
-Sunday, and up would come his sheep; and Ike was too pious to drive 'em
-back Sunday, and so there they was. He was talked to enough about it:
-'cause, ye see, to hev sheep and lambs a ba-a-in' and a blatin'
-all prayer and sermon time wa'n't the thing. 'Member that 'are old
-meet-in'-house up to the North End, down under Blueberry Hill, the land
-sort o' sloped down, so as a body hed to come into the meetin'-house
-steppin' down instead o' up.
-
-“Fact was, they said 'twas put there 'cause the land wa'n't good for
-nothin' else; and the folks thought puttin' a meetin'-house on't would
-be a clear savin'. But Parson Morrel he didn't like it, and was free to
-tell 'em his mind on't,--that 'twas like bringin' the lame and the blind
-to the Lord's sarvice; but there 'twas.
-
-“There wa'n't a better minister, nor no one more set by in all the
-State, than Parson Morrel. His doctrines was right up and down, good and
-sharp; and he give saints and sinners their meat in due season; and for
-consolin' and comfortin' widders and orphans, Parson Morrel hedn't his
-match. The women sot lots by him; and he was allus' ready to take tea
-round, and make things pleasant and comfortable; and he hed a good story
-for every one, and a word for the children, and maybe an apple or a
-cookey in his pocket for 'em. Wal, you know there an't no pleasin'
-everybody; and ef Gabriel himself, right down out o' heaven, was to come
-and be a minister, I expect there'd be a pickin' at his wings, and sort
-o' fault-findin'. Now, Aunt Jerushy Scran and Aunt Polly Hokun they sed
-Parson Morrel wa'n't solemn enough. Ye see, there's them that thinks
-that a minister ought to be jest like the town hearse, so that ye think
-of death, judgment, and eternity, and nothin' else, when ye see him
-round; and ef they see a man rosy and chipper, and hevin' a pretty nice,
-sociable sort of a time, why they say he an't spiritooal minded. But, in
-my times, I've seen ministers the most awakenin' kind in the pulpit
-that was the liveliest when they was out on't. There is a time to laugh,
-Scriptur' says; tho' some folks never seem to remember that 'are.”
-
-“But, Sam, how came you to say it was Ike Babbit's fault? What was it
-about the sheep?”
-
-“Oh, wal, yis! I'm a comin' to that 'are. It was all about them sheep.
-I expect they was the instrument the Devil sot to work to tempt Parson
-Morrel to laugh in prayer-time.
-
-“Ye see, there was old Dick, Ike's bell-wether, was the fightin'est old
-crittur that ever yer see. Why, Dick would butt at his own shadder;
-and everybody said it was a shame the old crittur should be left to
-run loose, 'cause he run at the children, and scared the women half out
-their wits. Wal, I used to live out in that parish in them days. And
-Lem Sudoc and I used to go out sparkin' Sunday nights, to see the Larkin
-gals; and we had to go right 'cross the lot where Dick was: so we used
-to go and stand at the fence, and call. And Dick would see us, and put
-down his head, and run at us full chisel, and come bunt agin the fence;
-and then I'd ketch him by the horns, and hold him while Lem run and got
-over the fence t'other side the lot; and then I'd let go: and Lem would
-holler, and shake a stick at him, and away he'd go full butt at Lem; and
-Lem would ketch his horns, and hold him till I came over,--that was
-the way we managed Dick; but, I tell you, ef he come sudden up behind
-a fellow, he'd give him a butt in the small of his back that would make
-him run on all fours one while. He was a great rogue,--Dick was. Wal,
-that summer, I remember they hed old Deacon Titkins for tithing-man; and
-I tell you he give it to the boys lively. There wa'n't no sleepin' nor
-no playin'; for the deacon hed eyes like a gimblet, and he was quick as
-a cat, and the youngsters hed to look out for themselves. It did really
-seem as if the deacon was like them four beasts in the Revelations that
-was full o' eyes behind and before; for which ever way he was standin',
-if you gave only a wink, he was down on you, and hit you a tap with his
-stick. I know once Lem Sudoc jist wrote two words in the psalm-book and
-passed to Kesiah Larkin; and the deacon give him such a tap that Lem
-grew red as a beet, and vowed he'd be up with him some day for that.
-
-“Well, Lordy Massy, folks that is so chipper and high steppin' has to
-hev their come downs; and the deacon he hed to hev his.
-
-“That 'are Sunday,--I 'member it now jest as well as if 'twas
-yesterday,--the parson he give us his gre't sermon, reconcilin' decrees
-and free agency: everybody said that 'are sermon was a masterpiece.
-He preached it up to Cambridge at Commencement, that year. Wal, it so
-happened it was one o' them bilin' hot days that come in August, when
-you can fairly hear the huckleberries a sizzlin', and cookin' on the
-bushes, and the locust keeps a gratin' like a red-hot saw. Wal, such
-times, decrees or no decrees, the best on us will get sleepy. The old
-meetin'-house stood right down at the foot of a hill that kep' off all
-the wind; and the sun blazed away at them gre't west winders: and there
-was pretty sleepy times there. Wal, the deacon, he flew round a spell,
-and woke up the children, and tapped the boys on the head, and kep'
-every thing straight as he could, till the sermon was most through, when
-he railly got most tuckered out; and he took a chair, and he sot down
-in the door right opposite the minister, and fairly got asleep himself,
-jest as the minister got up to make the last prayer.
-
-“Wal, Parson Morrel hed a way o' prayin' with his eyes open. Folks said
-it wa'n't the best way: but it was Parson Morrel's way, anyhow; and so,
-as he was prayin', he couldn't help seein' that Deacon Tit-kins was a
-noddin' and a bobbin' out toward the place where old Dick was feedin'
-with the sheep, front o' the meetin'-house door.
-
-“Lem and me we was sittin' where we could look out; and we jest sees old
-Dick stop feedin' and look at the deacon. The deacon hed a little round
-head as smooth as an apple, with a nice powdered wig on it: and he sot
-there makin' bobs and bows; and Dick begun to think it was suthin sort
-o' pussonal. Lem and me was sittin' jest where we could look out and see
-the hull picter; and Lem was fit to split.
-
-“'Good, now,' says he: 'that crittur 'll pay the deacon off lively,
-pretty soon.'
-
-“The deacon bobbed his head a spell; and old Dick he shook his horns,
-and stamped at him sort o' threat-nin'. Finally the deacon he give a
-great bow, and brought his head right down at him; and old Dick he sot
-out full tilt and come down on him ker chunk, and knocked him head over
-heels into the broad aisle: and his wig flew one way and he t'other; and
-Dick made a lunge at it, as it flew, and carried it off on his horns.
-
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-
-“Wal, you may believe, that broke up the meetin' for one while: for
-Parson Morrel laughed out; and all the gals and boys they stomped and
-roared. And the old deacon he got up and begun rubbin' his shins, 'cause
-he didn't see the joke on't.
-
-“'You don't orter laugh,' says he: 'it's no laughin' matter; it's a
-solemn thing,' says he. 'I might hev been sent into 'tarnity by that
-darned crittur,' says he. Then they all roared and haw-hawed the more,
-to see the deacon dancin' round with his little shiny head, so smooth a
-fly would trip up on't. 'I believe, my soul, you'd laugh to see me in my
-grave,' says he.
-
-“Wal, the truth on't was, 'twas jist one of them bustin' up times that
-natur has, when there an't nothin' for it but to give in: 'twas jest
-like the ice breakin' up in the Charles River,--it all come at once,
-and no whoa to't. Sunday or no Sunday, sin or no sin, the most on 'em
-laughed till they cried, and couldn't help it.
-
-“But the deacon, he went home feelin' pretty sore about it. Lem Sudoc,
-he picked up his wig, and handed it to him. Says he, 'Old Dick was
-playin' tithin'-man, wa'n't he, deacon? Teach you to make allowance for
-other folks that get sleepy.'
-
-“Then Miss Titkins she went over to Aunt Jerushy Scran's and Aunt Polly
-Hokum's; and they hed a pot o' tea over it, and 'greed it was awful of
-Parson Morrel to set sich an example, and suthin' hed got to be done
-about it. Miss Hokum said she allers knew that Parson Morrel hedn't no
-spiritooality; and now it hed broke out into open sin, and led all the
-rest of 'em into it; and Miss Titkins, she said such a man wa'n't fit
-to preach; and Miss Hokum said she couldn't never hear him agin: and the
-next Sunday the deacon and his wife they hitched up and driv eight miles
-over to Parson Lothrop's and took Aunt Polly on the back seat.
-
-“Wal, the thing growed and growed, till it seemed as if there wa'n't
-nothin' else talked about, 'cause Aunt Polly and Miss Titkins and
-Jerushy Scran they didn't do nothin' but talk about it; and that sot
-everybody else a-talkin'.
-
-“Finally, it was 'greed they must hev a council to settle the hash. So
-all the wimmen they went to choppin' mince, and makin' up pumpkin
-pies and cranberry tarts, andb'ilin' doughnuts,--gettin' ready for the
-ministers and delegates; 'cause councils always eats powerful: and they
-hed quite a stir, like a gineral trainin'. The hosses they was hitched
-all up and down the stalls, a-stompin' and switchin' their tails;
-and all the wimmen was a-talkin'; and they hed up everybody round for
-witnesses. And finally Parson Morrel he says, 'Brethren,' says he, 'jest
-let me tell you the story jest as it happened; and, if you don't every
-one of you laugh as hard as I did, why, then, I 'll give up.'
-
-“The parson he was a master-hand at settin' off a story; and, afore he'd
-done, he got 'em all in sich a roar they didn't know where to leave off.
-Finally, they give sentence that there hedn't no temptation took him but
-such as is common to man; but they advised him afterwards allers to pray
-with his eyes shet; and the parson he confessed he orter 'a done it, and
-meant to do better in future: and so they settled it.
-
-“So, boys,” said Sam, who always drew a moral, “ye see, it larns you,
-you must take care what ye look at, ef ye want to keep from laughin' in
-meetin'”.
-
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-
-
-TOM TOOTHACHE'S GHOST STORY.
-
-
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-
-HAT is it about that old house in Sherbourne?” said Aunt Nabby to Sam
-Lawson, as he sat drooping over the coals of a great fire one October
-evening.
-
-Aunt Lois was gone to Boston on a visit; and, the smart spice of
-her scepticism being absent, we felt the more freedom to start our
-story-teller on one of his legends.
-
-Aunt Nabby sat trotting her knitting-needles on a blue-mixed yarn
-stocking. Grandmamma was knitting in unison at the other side of the
-fire. Grandfather sat studying “The Boston Courier.” The wind outside
-was sighing in fitful wails, creaking the pantry-doors, occasionally
-puffing in a vicious gust down the broad throat of the chimney. It was
-a drizzly, sleety evening; and the wet lilac-bushes now and then rattled
-and splashed against the window as the wind moaned and whispered through
-them.
-
-We boys had made preparation for a comfortable evening. We had enticed
-Sam to the chimney-corner, and drawn him a mug of cider. We had set down
-a row of apples to roast on the hearth, which even now were giving faint
-sighs and sputters as their plump sides burst in the genial heat. The
-big oak back-log simmered and bubbled, and distilled large drops down
-amid the ashes; and the great hickory forestick had just burned out into
-solid bright coals, faintly skimmed over with white ashes. The whole
-area of the big chimney was full of a sleepy warmth and brightness just
-calculated to call forth fancies and visions. It only wanted somebody
-now to set Sam off; and Aunt Nabby broached the ever-interesting subject
-of haunted houses.
-
-“Wal, now, Miss Badger,” said Sam, “I ben over there, and walked round
-that are house consid'able; and I talked with Granny Hokum and Aunt
-Polly, and they've putty much come to the conclusion that they 'll hev to
-move out on't. Ye see these 'ere noises, they keep 'em awake nights; and
-Aunt Polly, she gets 'stericky; and Hannah Jane, she says, ef they stay
-in the house, _she_ can't live with 'em no longer. And what can them
-lone women do without Hannah Jane? Why, Hannah Jane, she says these two
-months past she's seen a woman, regular, walking up and down the front
-hall between twelve and one o'clock at night; and it's jist the image
-and body of old Ma'am Tillotson, Parson Hokum's mother, that everybody
-know'd was a thunderin' kind o' woman, that kep' every thing in a muss
-while she was alive. What the old crittur's up to now there ain't no
-knowin'. Some folks seems to think it's a sign Granny Hokum's time's
-comin'. But Lordy massy! says she to me, says she, 'Why, Sam, I don't
-know nothin' what I've done, that Ma'am Tillotson should be set loose
-on me.' Anyway they've all got so narvy, that Jed Hokum has ben up from
-Needham, and is goin' to cart 'em all over to live with him. Jed,
-he's for hushin' on't up, 'cause he says it brings a bad name on the
-property.
-
-“Wal, I talked with Jed about it; and says I to Jed, says I, 'Now,
-ef you 'll take my advice, jist you give that are old house a regular
-overhaulin', and paint it over with tew coats o' paint, and that are 'll
-clear 'em out, if any thing will. Ghosts is like bedbugs,--they can't
-stan' fresh paint,' says I. 'They allers clear out. I've seen it tried
-on a ship that got haunted.'”
-
-“Why, Sam, do ships get haunted?”
-
-“To be sure they do!--haunted the wust kind. Why, I could tell ye a
-story'd make your har rise on e'end, only I'm 'fraid of frightening boys
-when they're jist going to bed.”
-
-“Oh! you can't frighten Horace,” said my grandmother. “He will go and
-sit out there in the graveyard till nine o'clock nights, spite of all I
-tell him.”
-
-“Do tell, Sam!” we urged. “What was it about the ship?”
-
-Sam lifted his mug of cider, deliberately turned it round and round in
-his hands, eyed it affectionately, took a long drink, and set it down in
-front of him on the hearth, and began:--
-
-“Ye 'member I telled you how I went to sea down East, when I was a boy,
-'long with Tom Toothacre. Wal, Tom, he reeled off a yarn one night
-that was 'bout the toughest I ever hed the pullin' on. And it come all
-straight, too, from Tom. 'Twa'n't none o' yer hearsay: 'twas what he
-seen with his own eyes. Now, there wa'n't no nonsense 'bout Tom, not a
-bit on't; and he wa'n't afeard o' the divil himse'f; and he ginally saw
-through things about as straight as things could be seen through.
-This 'ere happened when Tom was mate o' 'The Albatross,' and they was
-a-runnin' up to the Banks for a fare o' fish. 'The Albatross' was as
-handsome a craft as ever ye see; and Cap'n Sim Witherspoon, he was
-skipper--a rail nice likely man he was. I heard Tom tell this 'ere one
-night to the boys on 'The Brilliant,' when they was all a-settin'
-round the stove in the cabin one foggy night that we was to anchor in
-Frenchman's Bay, and all kind o' lavin' off loose.
-
-“Tom, he said they was having a famous run up to the Banks. There was a
-spankin' southerly, that blew 'em along like all natur'; and they was
-hevin' the best kind of a time, when this 'ere southerly brought a pesky
-fog down on 'em, and it grew thicker than hasty-puddin'. Ye see,
-that are's the pester o' these 'ere southerlies: they's the biggest
-fog-breeders there is goin'. And so, putty soon, you couldn't see half
-ship's length afore you.
-
-“Wal, they all was down to supper, except Dan Sawyer at the wheel, when
-there come sich a crash as if heaven and earth was a-splittin', and then
-a scrapin' and thump bumpin' under the ship, and gin 'em sich a h'ist
-that the pot o' beans went rollin', and brought up jam ag'in the
-bulk-head; and the fellers was keeled over,--men and pork and beans
-kinder permiscus.
-
-“'The divil!' says Tom Toothacre, 'we've run down somebody. Look out, up
-there!'
-
-“Dan, he shoved the helm hard down, and put her up to the wind, and sung
-out, 'Lordy massy! we've struck her right amidships!'
-
-“'Struck what?' they all yelled, and tumbled up on deck.
-
-“'Why, a little schooner,' says Dan. 'Didn't see her till we was right
-on her. She's gone down tack and sheet. Look! there's part o' the wreck
-a-floating off: don't ye see?'
-
-“Wal, they didn't see, 'cause it was so thick you couldn't hardly see
-your hand afore your face. But they put about, and sent out a boat, and
-kind o' sarched round; but, Lordy massy! ye might as well looked for a
-drop of water in the Atlantic Ocean. Whoever they was, it was all done
-gone and over with 'em for this life, poor critturs!
-
-“Tom says they felt confoundedly about it; but what could they do? Lordy
-massy! what can any on us do? There's places where folks jest lets go
-'cause they hes to. Things ain't as they want 'em, and they can't alter
-'em. Sailors ain't so rough as they look: they'z feelin' critturs, come
-to put things right to 'em. And there wasn't one on 'em who wouldn't 'a'
-worked all night for a chance o' saving some o' them poor fellows. But
-there 'twas, and 'twa'n't no use trying.
-
-“Wal, so they sailed on; and by'm by the wind kind o' chopped round
-no'theast, and then come round east, and sot in for one of them regular
-east blows and drizzles that takes the starch out o' fellers more'n a
-regular storm. So they concluded they might as well put into a little
-bay there, and come to anchor.
-
-“So they sot an anchor-watch, and all turned in.
-
-“Wal, now comes the particular curus part o' Tom's story: and it more
-curus 'cause Tom was one that wouldn't 'a' believed no other man that
-had told it. Tom was one o' your sort of philosophers. He was fer
-lookin' into things, and wa'n't in no hurry 'bout believin'; so that
-this 'un was more 'markablfe on account of it's bein' Tom that seen it
-than ef it had ben others.
-
-“Tom says that night he hed a pesky toothache that sort o' kep'
-grumblin' and jumpin' so he couldn't go to sleep; and he lay in his
-bunk, a-turnin' this way and that, till long past twelve o clock.
-
-“Tom had a'thwart-ship bunk where he could see into every bunk on board,
-except Bob Coffin's; and Bob was on the anchor-watch. Wal, he lay there,
-tryin' to go to sleep, hearin' the men snorin' like bull-frogs in a
-swamp, and watchin' the lantern a-swingin' back and forward; and the
-sou'westers and pea-jackets were kinder throwin' their long shadders
-up and down as the vessel sort o' rolled and pitched,--for there was a
-heavy swell on,--and then he'd hear Bob Coffin tramp, tramp, trampin'
-overhead,--for Bob had a pretty heavy foot of his own,--and all sort
-o' mixed up together with Tom's toothache, so he couldn't get to sleep.
-Finally, Tom, he bit off a great chaw o' 'baccy, and got it well sot in
-his cheek, and kind o' turned over to lie on't, and ease the pain. Wal,
-he says he laid a spell, and dropped off in a sort o' doze, when he woke
-in sich a chill his teeth chattered, and the pain come on like a 'knife,
-and he bounced over, thinking the fire had gone out in the stove.
-
-“Wal, sure enough, he see a man a-crouchin' over the stove, with
-his back to him, a-stretchin' out his hands to warm 'em. He had on a
-sou'wester and a pea-jacket, with a red tippet round his neck; and his
-clothes was drippin' as if he'd just come in from a rain.
-
-“'What the divil!' says Tom. And he riz right up, and rubbed his eyes.
-'Bill Bridges,' says he, 'what shine be you up to now?' For Bill was a
-master oneasy crittur, and allers a-gettin' up and walkin' nights; and
-Tom, he thought it was Bill. But in a minute he looked over, and there,
-sure enough, was Bill, fast asleep in his bunk, mouth wide open, snoring
-like a Jericho ram's-horn. Tom looked round, and counted every man in
-his bunk, and then says he, 'Who the devil is this? for there's Bob
-Coffin on deck, and the rest is all here.'
-
-“Wal, Tom wa'n't a man to be put under too easy. He hed his thoughts
-about him allers; and the fust he thought in every pinch was what to do.
-So he sot considerin' a minute, sort o' winkin' his eyes to be sure he
-saw straight, when, sure enough, there come another man backin' down the
-companion-way.
-
-“'Wal, there's Bob Coffin, anyhow,' says Tom to himself. But no, the
-other man, he turned: Tom see his face; and, sure as you live, it was
-the face of a dead corpse. Its eyes was sot, and it jest came as still
-across the cabin, and sot down by the stove, and kind o' shivered, and
-put out its hands as if it was gettin' warm.
-
-“Tom said that there was a cold air round in the cabin, as if an iceberg
-was comin' near, and he felt cold chills running down his back; but he
-jumped out of his bunk, and took a step forward. 'Speak!' says he. 'Who
-be you? and what do you want?'
-
-“They never spoke, nor looked up, but kept kind o' shivering and
-crouching over the stove.
-
-“'Wal,' says Tom, 'I 'll see who you be, anyhow.' And he walked right
-up to the last man that come in, and reached out to catch hold of his
-coat-collar; but his hand jest went through him like moonshine, and in
-a minute he all faded away; and when he turned round the other one was
-gone too. Tom stood there, looking this way and that; but there warn't
-nothing but the old stove, and the lantern swingin', and the men all
-snorin' round in their bunks. Tom, he sung out to Bob Coffin. 'Hullo,
-up there!' says he. But Bob never answered, and Tom, he went up, and
-found Bob down on his knees, his teeth a-chatterin' like a bag o' nails,
-trying to say his prayers; and all he could think of was, 'Now I lay
-me,' and he kep' going that over and over. Ye see, boys, Bob was a
-drefful wicked, swearin' crittur, and hadn't said no prayers since he
-was tew years old, and it didn't come natural to him. Tom give a grip on
-his collar, and shook him. 'Hold yer yawp,' said he. 'What you howlin'
-about? What's up?'
-
-“'Oh, Lordy massy!' says Bob, 'we're sent for,--all on us,--there's been
-two on 'em: both on 'em went right by me!'
-
-“Wal, Tom, he hed his own thoughts; but he was bound to get to the
-bottom of things, anyway. Ef 'twas the devil, well and good--he
-wanted to know it. Tom jest wanted to hev the matter settled one way or
-t'other: so he got Bob sort o' stroked down, and made him tell what he
-saw.
-
-“Bob, he stood to it that he was a-standin' right for'ard, a-leanin' on
-the windlass, and kind o' hummin' a tune, when he looked down, and see
-a sort o' queer light in the fog; and he went and took a look over the
-bows, when up came a man's head in a sort of sou'wester, and then a pair
-of hands, and catched at the bob-stay; and then the hull figger of a man
-riz right out o' the water, and clim up on the martingale till he could
-reach the jib-stay with his hands, and then he swung himself right up
-onto the bowsprit, and stepped aboard, and went past Bob, right aft,
-and down into the cabin. And he hadn't more'n got down, afore he turned
-round, and there was another comin' in over the bowsprit, and he went
-by him, and down below: so there was two on 'em, jest as Tom had seen in
-the cabin.
-
-“Tom he studied on it a spell, and finally says he, 'Bob, let you and me
-keep this 'ere to ourselves, and see ef it 'll come again. Ef it don't,
-well and good: ef it does--why, we 'll see about it.'
-
-“But Tom he told Cap'n Witherspoon, and the Cap'n he agreed to keep an
-eye out the next night. But there warn't nothing said to the rest o' the
-men.
-
-“Wal, the next night they put Bill Bridges on the watch. The fog had
-lifted, and they had a fair wind, and was going on steady. The men all
-turned in, and went fast asleep, except Cap'n Witherspoon, Tom, and Bob
-Coffin. Wal, sure enough, 'twixt twelve and one o'clock, the same thing
-came over, only there war four men 'stead o' two. They come in jes' so
-over the bowsprit, and they looked neither to right nor left, but dim
-down stairs, and sot down, and crouched and shivered over the stove
-jist like the others. Wal, Bill Bridges, he came tearin' down like a
-wild-cat, frightened half out o' his wits, screechin' 'Lord, have mercy!
-we're all goin' to the devil!' And then they all vanished.
-
-“'Now, Cap'n, what's to be done?' says Tom. 'Ef these 'ere fellows is to
-take passage, we can't do nothin' with the boys: that's clear.'
-
-“Wal, so it turned out; for, come next night, there was six on 'em come
-in, and the story got round, and the boys was all on eend. There wa'n't
-no doin' nothin' with 'em. Ye see, it's allers jest so. Not but what
-dead folks is jest as 'spectable as they was afore they's dead. These
-might 'a' been as good fellers as any aboard; but it's human natur'. The
-minute a feller's dead, why, you sort o' don't know 'bout him; and it's
-kind o' skeery hevin' on him round; and so 'twan't no wonder the boys
-didn't feel as if they could go on with the vy'ge, ef these 'ere fellers
-was all to take passage. Come to look, too, there war consid'able of a
-leak stove in the vessel; and the boys, they all stood to it, ef they
-went farther, that they'd all go to the bottom. For, ye see, once the
-story got a-goin', every one on 'em saw a new thing every night. One
-on 'em saw the bait-mill a-grindin', without no hands to grind it; and
-another saw fellers up aloft, workin' in the sails. Wal, the fact war,
-they jest had to put about,--run back to Castine.
-
-“Wal, the owners, they hushed up things the best they could; and they
-put the vessel on the stocks, and worked her over, and put a new coat o'
-paint on her, and called her 'The Betsey Ann;' and she went a good vy'ge
-to the Banks, and brought home the biggest fare o' fish that had been
-for a long time; and she's made good vy'ges ever since; and that jest
-proves what I've been a-saying,--that there's nothin' to drive out
-ghosts like fresh paint.”
-
-
-
-
-THE PARSON'S HORSE-RACE.
-
-
-[Illustration: 9268]
-
-AL, now, this 'ere does beat all! I wouldn't 'a' thought it o' the
-deacon.
-
-So spoke Sam Lawson, drooping in a discouraged, contemplative attitude
-in front of an equally discouraged looking horse, that had just been
-brought to him by the Widow Simpkins for medical treatment. Among Sam's
-many accomplishments he was reckoned in the neighborhood an oracle in
-all matters of this kind, especially by women, whose helplessness in
-meeting such emergencies found unfailing solace under his compassionate
-willingness to attend to any business that did not strictly belong to
-him, and from which no pecuniary return was to be expected.
-
-The Widow Simpkins had bought this horse of Deacon Atkins, apparently
-a fairly well-appointed brute, and capable as he was good-looking. A
-short, easy drive, when the deacon held the reins, had shown off his
-points to advantage; and the widow's small stock of ready savings had
-come forth freely in payment for what she thought was a bargain. When,
-soon after coming into possession, she discovered that her horse, if
-driven with any haste, panted in a fearful manner, and that he appeared
-to be growing lame, she waxed wroth, and went to the deacon in anger, to
-be met only with the smooth reminder that the animal was all right when
-she took him; that she had seen him tried herself. The widow was of a
-nature somewhat spicy, and expressed herself warmly: “It's a cheat and a
-shame, and I 'll take the law on ye!”
-
-“What law will you take?” said the unmoved deacon. “Wasn't it a fair
-bargain?”
-
-“I 'll take the law of God,” said the widow with impotent indignation;
-and she departed to pour her cares and trials into the ever ready ear of
-Sam. Having assumed the care of the animal, he now sat contemplating it
-in a sort of trance of melancholy reflection.
-
-“Why, boys!” he broke out, “why didn't she come to me afore she bought
-this crittur? Why, I knew all about him! That 'are crittur was jest
-ruined a year ago last summer, when Tom, the deacon's boy there, come
-home from college. Tom driv him over to Sherburn and back that 'are hot
-Fourth of July. 'Member it, 'cause I saw the crittur when he come home.
-I sot up with Tom takin' care of him all night. That 'are crittur had
-the thumps all night, and he hain't never been good for nothin' since.
-I telled the deacon he was a gone hoss then, and wouldn't never be
-good for nothin'. The deacon, he took off his shoes, and let him run to
-pastur' all summer, and he's ben a-feedin' and nussin' on him up; and
-now he's put him off on the widder. I wouldn't 'a' thought it o' the
-deacon! Why, this hoss 'll never be no good to her! That 'are's a used-up
-crittur, any fool may see! He 'll mabbe do for about a quarter of an hour
-on a smooth road; but come to drive him as a body wants to drive, why,
-he blows like my bellowsis; and the deacon knew it--must 'a' known it!”
-
-“Why, Sam!” we exclaimed, “ain't the deacon a good man?”
-
-“Wal, now, there's where the shoe pinches! In a gin'al way the deacon
-_is_ a good man--he's con-sid'able more than middlin' good: gin'ally
-he adorns his perfession. On most p'ints I don't hev nothin' agin the
-deacon; and this 'ere ain't a bit like him. But there 'tis! Come to
-hosses, there's where the unsanctified natur' comes out. Folks will
-cheat about hosses when they won't about 'most nothin' else.” And Sam
-leaned back on his cold forge, now empty of coal, and seemed to deliver
-himself to a mournful train of general reflection. “Yes, hosses does
-seem to be sort o' unregenerate critturs,” he broke out: “there's
-suthin' about hosses that deceives the very elect. The best o' folks
-gets tripped up when they come to deal in hosses.”
-
-“Why, Sam, is there any thing bad in horses?” we interjected timidly.
-
-“'Tain't the hosses, boys,” said Sam with solemnity. “Lordy massy! the
-hosses is all right enough! Hosses is scriptural animals. Elijah went up
-to heaven in a chari't with hosses; and then all them lots o' hosses in
-the Ravelations,--black and white and red, and all sorts o' colors. That
-'are shows hosses goes to heaven; but it's more'n the folks that hev 'em
-is likely to, ef they don't look out.
-
-“Ministers, now,” continued Sam in a soliloquizing vein--“folks allers
-thinks it's suthin' sort o' shaky in a minister to hev much to do with
-hosses,--sure to get 'em into trouble. There was old Parson Williams
-of North Billriky got into a drefful mess about a hoss. Lordy massy! he
-warn't to blame, neither; but he got into the dreffulest scrape you ever
-heard on--come nigh to unsettlin' him.”
-
-“O Sam! tell us all about it,” we boys shouted, delighted with the
-prospect of a story.
-
-“Wal, wait now till I get off this crittur's shoes, and we 'll take him
-up to pastur', and then we can kind o' set by the river, and fish. Hepsy
-wanted a mess o' fish for supper, and I was cal'latin' to git some for
-her. You boys go and be digging bait, and git yer lines.”
-
-And so, as we were sitting tranquilly beside the Charles River, watching
-our lines, Sam's narrative began:--
-
-“Ye see, boys, Parson Williams--he's dead now, but when I was a boy he
-was one of the gret men round here. He writ books. He writ a tract
-agin the Armenians, and put 'em down; and he writ a big book on the
-millennium (I've got that 'are book now); and he was a smart preacher.
-Folks said he had invitations to settle in Boston, and there ain't no
-doubt he might 'a' hed a Boston parish ef he'd 'a' ben a mind ter
-take it; but he'd got a good settlement and a handsome farm in North
-Billriky, and didn't care to move: thought, I s'pose, that 'twas better
-to be number one in a little place than number two in a big un. Anyway,
-he carried all before him where he was.
-
-“Parson Williams was a tall, straight, personable man; come of good
-family--father and grand'ther before him all ministers. He was putty up
-and down, and commandin' in his ways, and things had to go putty much
-as he said. He was a good deal sot by, Parson Williams was, and his wife
-was a Derby,--one o' them rich Salem Derbys,--and brought him a lot
-o' money; and so they lived putty easy and comfortable so fur as this
-world's goods goes. Well, now, the parson wan't reely what you call
-worldly-minded; but then he was one o' them folks that _knows what's
-good_ in temporals as well as sperituals, and allers liked to hev the
-best that there was goin'; and he allers had an eye to a good boss.
-
-“Now, there was Parson Adams and Parson Scranton, and most of the other
-ministers: they didn't know and didn't care what hoss they hed; jest
-jogged round with these 'ere poundin', potbellied, sleepy critturs
-that ministers mostly hes,--good enough to crawl round to funerals and
-ministers' meetin's and associations and sich; but Parson Williams, he
-allers would hev a hoss as was a hoss. He looked out for _blood_;
-and, when these 'ere Vermont fellers would come down with a drove, the
-parson, he hed his eyes open, and knew what was what. Couldn't none of
-'em cheat him on hoss flesh. And so one time when Zach Buel was down
-with a drove, the doctor, he bought the best hoss in the lot. Zach said
-he never see a parson afore that he couldn't cheat; but he said the
-doctor reely knew as much as he did, and got the very one he'd meant to
-'a' kept for himself.
-
-“This 'ere hoss was a peeler, I 'll tell you! They'd called him
-Tamerlane, from some heathen feller or other: the boys called him Tam,
-for short. Tam was a gret character. All the fellers for miles round
-knew the doctor's Tam, and used to come clear over from the other
-parishes to see him.
-
-“Wal, this 'ere sot up Cuff's back high, I tell you! Cuff was the
-doctor's nigger man, and he was nat 'lly a drefful proud crittur. The way
-he would swell and strut and brag about the doctor and his folks and
-his things! The doctor used to give Cuff his cast-off clothes; and Cuff
-would prance round in 'em, and seem to think he was a doctor of divinity
-himself, and had the charge of all natur'.
-
-“Well, Cuff he reely made an idol o' that 'are hoss,--a reg'lar graven
-image, and bowed down and worshipped him. He didn't think nothin' was
-too good for him. He washed and brushed and curried him, and rubbed
-him down till he shone like a lady's satin dress; and he took pride
-in ridin' and drivin' him, 'cause it was what the doctor wouldn't let
-nobody else do but himself. You see, Tam warn't no lady's hoss. Miss
-Williams was 'fraid as death of him; and the parson, he hed to git her a
-sort o' low-sperited crittur that she could drive herself. But he liked
-to drive Tam; and he liked to go round the country on his back, and a
-fine figure of a man he was on him too. He didn't let nobody else back
-him, or handle the reins, but Cuff; and Cuff was drefful set up about
-it, and he swelled and bragged about that ar boss all round the country.
-Nobody couldn't put in a word 'bout any other hoss, without Cuff's
-feathers would be all up, stiff as a tom-turkey's tail; and that's how
-Cuff got the doctor into trouble.
-
-“Ye see, there nat 'lly was others that thought they'd got horses, and
-didn't want to be crowed over. There was Bill Atkins out to the west
-parish, and Ike Sanders, that kep' a stable up to Pequot Holler: they
-was down a-lookin' at the parson's hoss, and a-bettin' on their'n, and
-a-darin' Cuff to race with 'em.
-
-“Wal, Cuff, he couldn't stan' it, and, when the doctor's back was
-turned, he'd be off on the sly, and they'd hev their race; and Tam, he
-beat 'em all. Tam, ye see, boys, was a hoss that couldn't and wouldn't
-hev a hoss ahead of him--he jest _wouldn't!_ Ef he dropped down dead in
-his tracks the next minit, he _would_ be ahead; and he allers got ahead.
-And so his name got up, and fellers kep' comin' to try their horses;
-and Cuff'd take Tam out to race with fust one and then another till this
-'ere got to be a reg'lar thing, and begun to be talked about.
-
-“Folks sort o' wondered if the doctor knew; but Cuff was sly as a
-weasel, and allers had a story ready for every turn. Cuff was one of
-them fellers that could talk a bird off a bush,--master hand he was to
-slick things over!
-
-“There was folks as said they believed the doctor was knowin' to it, and
-that he felt a sort o' carnal pride sech as a minister oughtn't fer to
-hev, and so shet his eyes to what was a-goin' on. Aunt Sally Nickerson
-said she was sure on't.'Twas all talked over down to old Miss Bummiger's
-funeral, and Aunt Sally, she said the church ought to look into't. But
-everybody knew Aunt Sally: she was allers watchin' for folks' haltin's,
-and settin' on herself up to jedge her neighbors.
-
-“Wal, I never believed nothin' agin Parson Williams: it was all Cuff's
-contrivances. But the fact was, the fellers all got their blood up, and
-there was hoss-racin' in all the parishes; and it got so they'd even
-race hosses a Sunday.
-
-“Wal, of course they never got the doctor's hoss out a Sunday. Cuff
-wouldn't 'a', durst to do that, Lordy massy, no! He was allers there
-in church, settin' up in the doctor's clothes, rollin' up his eyes,
-and lookin' as pious as ef he never thought o' racin' hosses. He was an
-awful solemn-lookin' nigger in church, Cuff was.
-
-“But there was a lot o' them fellers up to Pequot Holler--Bill Atkins,
-and Ike Sanders, and Tom Peters, and them Hokum boys--used to go out
-arter meetin' Sunday arternoon, and race hosses. Ye see, it was jest
-close to the State-line, and, if the s'lectmen was to come down on 'em,
-they could jest whip over the line, and they couldn't take 'em.
-
-“Wal, it got to be a great scandal. The fellers talked about it up to
-the tavern, and the deacons and the tithingman, they took it up and went
-to Parson Williams about it; and the parson he told 'em jest to keep
-still, not let the fellers know that they was bein' watched, and next
-Sunday he and the tithingman and the constable, they'd ride over, and
-catch 'em in the very act.
-
-“So next Sunday arternoon Parson Williams and Deacon Popkins and Ben
-Bradley (he was constable that year), they got on to their hosses, and
-rode over to Pequot Holler. The doctor's blood was up, and he meant to
-come down on 'em strong; for that was his way of doin' in his parish.
-And they was in a sort o' day o'-jedgment frame o' mind, and jogged along
-solemn as a hearse, till, come to rise the hill above the holler, they
-see three or four fellers with their hosses gittin' ready to race; and
-the parson says he, 'Let's come on quiet, and get behind these bushes,
-and we 'll see what they're up to, and catch 'em in the act.'
-
-“But the mischief on't was, that Ike Sanders see 'em comin', and he
-knowed Tam in a minit,--Ike knowed Tam of old,--and he jest tipped the
-wink to the rest. 'Wait, boys,' says he: 'let 'em git close up, and
-then I 'll give the word, and the doctor's hoss will be racin' ahead like
-thunder.'
-
-“Wal, so the doctor and his folks, they drew up behind the bushes, and
-stood there innocent as could be, and saw 'em gittin' ready to start.
-Tam, he begun to snuffle and paw; but the doctor never mistrusted
-what he was up to till Ike sung out, 'Go it, boys!' and the hosses all
-started, when, sure as you live, boys! Tam give one fly, and was over
-the bushes, and in among 'em, goin' it like chain-lightnin' ahead of 'em
-all.
-
-“Deacon Popkins and Ben Bradley jest stood and held their breath to see
-em all goin' it so like thunder; and the doctor, he was took so sudden
-it was all he could do to jest hold on anyway: so away he went, and
-trees and bushes and fences streaked by him like ribbins. His hat flew
-off behind him, and his wig arter, and got catched in a barberry-bush;
-but Lordy massy! he couldn't stop to think o' them. He jest leaned down,
-and caught Tam round the neck, and held on for dear life till they come
-to the stopping-place.
-
-“Wal, Tam was ahead of them all, sure enough, and was snorting and
-snuffling as if he'd got the very old boy in him, and was up to racing
-some more on the spot.
-
-“That 'ere Ike Sanders was the impudentest feller that ever you see, and
-he roared and rawhawed at the doctor. 'Good for you, parson!' says he.
-'You beat us all holler,' says he. 'Takes a parson for that, don't it,
-boys?' he said. And then he and Ike and Ton; and the two Hokum boys,
-they jest roared, and danced round like wild critturs. Wal, now, only
-think on't, boys, what a situation that 'are was for a minister,--a
-man that had come out with the best of motives to put a stop to
-sabbath-breakin' I There he was all rumpled up and dusty, and his wig
-hangin' in the bushes, and these 'ere ungodly fellers gettin' the laugh
-on him, and all acause o' that 'are hoss. There's times, boys, when
-ministers must be tempted to swear if there ain't preventin' grace, and
-this was one o' them times to Parson Williams. They say he got red in
-the face, and looked as if he should bust, but he didn't say nothin': he
-scorned to answer. The sons o' Zeruiah was too hard for him, and he let
-'em hev their say. But when they'd got through, and Ben had brought him
-his hat and wig, and brushed and settled him ag'in, the parson, he says,
-'Well, boys, ye've had your say and your laugh; but I warn you now
-I won't have this thing going on here any more,' says he: 'so mind
-yourselves.'
-
-“Wal, the boys see that the doctor's blood was up, and they rode off
-pretty quiet; and I believe they never raced no more in that spot.
-
-“But there ain't no tellin' the talk this 'ere thing made. Folks will
-talk, you know; and there warn't a house in all Billriky, nor in the
-south parish nor centre, where it warn't had over and discussed. There
-was the deacon, and Ben Bradley was there, to witness and show jest how
-the thing was, and that the doctor was jest in the way of his duty; but
-folks said it made a great scandal; that a minister hadn't no business
-to hev that kind o' hoss, and that he'd give the enemy occasion to speak
-reproachfully. It reely did seem as if Tam's sins was imputed to the
-doctor; and folks said he ought to sell Tam right away, and get a sober
-minister's hoss.
-
-“But others said it was Cuff that had got Tam into bad ways, and they
-do say that Cuff had to catch it pretty lively when the doctor come to
-settle with him. Cuff thought his time had come, sure enough, and was
-so scairt that he turned blacker'n ever: he got enough to cure him o'
-hoss-racin' for one while. But Cuff got over it arter a while, and so
-did the doctor. Lordy massy! there ain't nothin' lasts forever! Wait
-long enough, and 'most every thing blows over. So it turned out about the
-doctor. There was a rumpus and a fuss, and folks talked and talked, and
-advised; everybody had their say: but the doctor kep' right straight on,
-and kep' his hoss all the same.
-
-“The ministers, they took it up in the association; but, come to tell
-the story, it sot 'em all a-laughin', so they couldn't be very hard on
-the doctor.
-
-“The doctor felt sort o' streaked at fust when they told the story on
-him; he didn't jest like it: but he got used to it, and finally, when
-he was twitted on't, he'd sort o' smile, and say, 'Anyway, Tam beat 'em:
-that's one comfort.'”
-
-
-
-
-OLDTOWN FIRESIDE TALKS OF THE REVOLUTION.
-
-
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-
-HE sacred work of preparation for Thanksgiving was at hand. Our kitchen
-was fragrant with the smell of cinnamon, cloves, and allspice which we
-boys were daily set to pound in the great lignum-vitae mortar. Daily the
-great oven flamed without cessation; and the splitting of oven-wood kept
-us youngsters so busy, that we scarce had a moment to play: yet we
-did it with a cheerful mind, inspired by the general aroma of coming
-festivity abroad in the house.
-
-Behold us this evening around the kitchen-fire, which crackled and
-roared up the wide chimney, brightening with its fluttering radiance the
-farthest corner of the ample room. A tub of rosy-cheeked apples, another
-of golden quinces, and a bushel-basket filled with ruby cranberries,
-stood in the midst of the circle. All hands were busy. Grandmother in
-one corner was superintending us boys as we peeled and quartered the
-fruit,--an operation in which grandfather took a helping hand; Aunt Lois
-was busily looking over and sorting cranberries, when a knock at the
-door announced a visitor.
-
-“Well, now, I s'pose that's Sam Lawson, of course,” snapped Aunt Lois.
-
-
-Aunt Lois generally spoke with a snap; but about Thanksgiving time it
-had a cheery ring, like the snapping of our brisk kitchen-fire.
-
-“Good-evenin', Miss Badger and Miss Lois,” said Sam. “I see yer winders
-so bright, I couldn't help wantin' to come in and help ye pare apples,
-or suthin'.”
-
-We boys made haste to give Sam the warmest welcome, and warmest place
-in the chimney-corner, and to accommodate him with a tin pan full of
-quinces, and a knife, when he was soon settled among us.
-
-“Wal, this 'ere does look cheerful,--looks like Thanksgiving,” he began.
-“Wal, Lordy massy! we've got a great deal to be thankful for in this
-'ere land o' privileges; hain't we, deacon? I was a-comin' 'round by
-Mis' Lothrop's to-day; and her Dinah, she told me the Doctor was gettin'
-a great sermon out on the hundred and twenty-fourth Psalm: 'If it had
-not been the Lord who was on our side when men rose up against us, then
-they had swallowed us up.' He's a-goin' to show all our deliverances
-in the war. I expect it 'll be a whale of a sermon, 'cause, when our
-minister sets out to do a thing, he mos' generally does it up to the
-handle. Tell ye what, boys, you must listen with all your ears: you 'll
-never know what times them was if you don't--you don't know what liberty
-cost us all. There's your gran'ther, now, he could tell ye: he 'members
-when he went off to Lexington with his gun on his shoulders.”
-
-“Why, grandfather! did _you_ go?” we both exclaimed with wide eyes.
-
-“Well, boys,” said my grandfather, “'tain't worth talkin' about what I
-did. I was in my mill that day, minding my business, when brother Con,
-he burst in, and says he, 'Look here, Bill, the regulars are goin' up to
-Concord to destroy our stores, and we must all go. Come, get your gun.'
-Well, I said I was a miller, and millers were exempt from duty; but
-Con wouldn't let me alone. 'Get down your gun,' says he. 'Suppose we're
-going to let them British fellers walk over us?' says he. Well, Con
-always had his way of me; and I got my gun, and we started out through
-the woods over to Concord. We lived at Weston then, ye see. Well, when
-we got on the brow of the hill, we looked over, and, sure enough, there
-on burying-ground hill was the British regulars. The hill was all alive
-with 'em, marching here and there in their scarlet coats like so many
-bees out of a hive.
-
-“'Con,' says I, 'jest look there. What are you going to do?'
-
-“'Shoot some of 'em, I know,' says Con.
-
-“And so we ran along, hiding behind trees and bushes and stone walls,
-till we got near enough to get a shot at 'em. You see, they broke up
-into companies, and went here and there about town, looking for the
-stores; and then, as we got a chance here and there, we marked our men,
-and popped, and then we'd run, and take aim somewhere else.”
-
-“Wal, now, that are wa'n't the hull on't,” said Sam. “Why, there
-was hundreds of fellers doin' just the same all round: it was jest
-pop-pop-pop! from every barn, and every bush, and clump o' trees, all
-along the way. Men was picked off all the time; and they couldn't
-see who did it, and it made 'em mad as fury. Why, I 'member Mis' Tom
-Bigelow, she that was Sary Jones, told me how they sot her mother's
-house afire and burnt it down, 'cause their nigger man Caesar popped at
-'em out o' the buttery window. They didn't tell him to; but Caesar, he
-was full of fight, like all the rest on 'em. Lordy massy! the niggers
-went for suthin' in them times! Their blood was up as quick as
-anybody's. Why, there was old Pompey Lovejoy lived over by Pomp's pond
-in Andover, he hitched up his wagon, and driv over with two barrels o'
-cider and some tin dippers, and was round all day givin' drinks o' cider
-to our men when they got het and thirsty and tired. It was a pretty warm
-day for April, that was. Pomp has told me the story many a time. 'Twas
-all the cider he had; but cider goes for suthin', as well as gunpowder
-in its place, and Pomp's cider come jest right that day.”
-
-“But grandfather,” said I, “what happened to you over there?”
-
-“Well, you see,” said grandfather placidly, “I wasn't killed; but I come
-pretty nigh it. You see, they sent into Boston for re-enforcements; and,
-by the time we got to Lexington, Earl Percy was marching out with fresh
-troops and cannon. Con and I were standing on the meetin'-house steps,
-when there come a terrible bang, and something struck right over our
-heads, and went into the meetin'-house. 'Why, Bill!' says Con, 'what's
-that?'--'They've got cannon: that's what that is,' says I. 'Let's run
-'round the other side.' So we did; but just as we got round there, there
-come another bang, and a ball crashed right through the meetin'-house,
-and come out of the pulpit window. Well, we saw there was no staying
-there: so we run then, and got into a little clump of trees behind a
-stone wall; and there we saw 'em go by,--Earl Percy on his horse, and
-all his troops, ever so grand. He went on up to Concord. Fact is, if it
-hadn't been for him and his men, those regulars would all have been cut
-off: they wouldn't one of 'em have got back, for the whole country was
-up and fighting. The militia came pouring in from Weston and Acton and
-Billriky,--all the towns round. Then their Col. Smith was wounded, and
-a good many others, and lots of 'em killed, and our minute-men coming
-on 'em before and behind, and all around. But ye see, we couldn't stand
-regular troops and cannon; and so, when they come on, we had to give
-back. Earl Percy came up, and formed a hollow square, and they marched
-into it, and so gave 'em time to rest.”
-
-“Wal, there was need enough on't,” said Sam. “The regulars had been
-hectored and picked, and driv 'round so from piller to post, that they
-was dog tired. Jimmy Irwin, he was a little chap then; but he telled
-me how he see the men jest threw 'emselves down on the ground, their
-tongues trailing out o' their mouths like hunting-dogs. You see, they
-had about two hundred wounded, and twenty eight or nine was taken
-prisoners, and sixty-four killed outright: so Lord Percy had his hands
-full o' takin' care o' the mess they'd got up.”
-
-“Yes,” said my grandfather, “there were dead men lying all around the
-road as we came back. There, boys!” he said, pointing to a gun and
-powder-horn over the chimney, “we picked up these when we were coming
-home. We found them on a poor fellow who lay there dead in the road:
-there's some blood of his on it to this day. We couldn't help feeling it
-was most too bad too.”
-
-“Poor fellow! he wa'n't to blame,” said my grand-mother. “Soldiers have
-to go as they're bid. War's an awful thing.”
-
-“Then they shouldn't have begun it,” interposed Aunt Lois. “'They that
-take the sword shall perish by the sword.'”
-
-“Well, grandpapa,” said I, “what were the stores they went up to get?”
-
-“They were stores laid up to enable us to go to war, and they were
-'round in different places. There were two twenty-four-pounders that
-they spiked, and they threw about five hundred pounds of ball into the
-river or wells, and broke up sixty barrels of flour, and scattered it
-about.”
-
-“Wal,” said Sam triumphantly, “there was one lot they didn't get. Cap'n
-Tim Wheeler had about the biggest lot o' wheat, and rye-flour, and
-corn-meal stored up in his barn, with some barrels of his own. So when
-this 'ere fine jay-bird of an officer came to him all so grand, and told
-him to open his barn and let him look in, the cap'n, he took his key,
-and walked right out, and opened the barndoor; and the officer was
-tickled to pieces. He thought he'd got such a haul!
-
-“'If you please, sir,' says the cap'n, 'I'm a miller, and got my living
-by grinding grain. I'm a poor man. You can see my mill out there. I
-grind up a lot o' grain in the winter, and get it ready to sell in the
-spring. Some's wheat, and some's rye, and some's corn-meal; and this
-wheat is mine, and this rye is mine, and this corn-meal is mine;' and,
-when he spoke, he put his hand on his own barrels.
-
-“'Oh! if this is your private property,' says the officer, 'we sha'n't
-touch that: we don't meddle with private property.' And so he turned on
-his heel, and the cap'n, he locked up his barn.”
-
-“Was that telling the truth?” said I.
-
-“Wal, you see it was true what he said,” said Sam. “Them bar'ls he laid
-his hands on was hisn.”
-
-“But Aunt Lois told me yesterday it was as bad to act a lie as to speak
-one,” said I.
-
-“Well, so I did,” said Aunt Lois. “The truth is the truth, and I 'll
-stick to it.”
-
-“But, Aunt Lois, would you have told him, and let him break up all those
-barrels?”
-
-“No, I shouldn't,” said Aunt Lois. “I should have done just as Cap'n Tim
-did; but I should have done _wrong_. Right is right, and wrong is wrong,
-even if I can't come up to it always.”
-
-“What would you have done, grandfather?” said I.
-
-My grandfather's mild face slowly irradiated, as when moonbeams pass
-over a rock.
-
-“Well, boys,” he said, “I don't think I should have let him break up
-those barrels. If it was wrong to do as Cap'n Wheeler did, I think most
-likely I should 'a' done it. I don't suppose I'm any better than he
-was.”
-
-“Well, at any rate,” said Aunt Lois, “what folks' do in war time is no
-rule for ordinary times: every thing is upset then. There ain't any of
-the things they do in war time that are according to gospel teaching;
-but, if you boys were to do just as Cap'n Wheeler did, I should say you
-lied by speaking the truth.”
-
-“Well, well,” said my grandmother, “those were dreadful times. Thank the
-Lord that they are past and gone, and we don't have such awful cases of
-conscience as we did then. I never could quite see how we did right to
-resist the king at all.”
-
-“Why, the Bible says, 'Resist the devil,'” said Aunt Lois.
-
-A general laugh followed this sally.
-
-“I always heard,” said my grandfather, by way of changing the subject,
-“that they meant to have taken Mr. Adams and Mr. Hancock and hung 'em.”
-
-“Wal, to be sure they did,” said Sam Lawson. “I know all about that are.
-Sapphira Clark, up to Lexington, she told me all about that are, one day
-when I was to her house puttin' down her best parlor carpet. Sapphira
-wa'n't but ten or eleven years old when the war broke out; but she
-remembered all about it. Ye see, Mr. Hancock and Mr. Adams was a-staying
-hid up at their house. Her father, Mr. Jonas Clark, was minister of
-Lexington; and he kep' 'em quite private, and didn't let nobody know
-they was there. Wal, Sapphira said they was all a-settin' at supper,
-when her father, he heard a great rapping at the front-door; and her
-father got up and went and opened it; and she looked after him into the
-entry, and could just see a man in a scarlet uniform standing at the
-door, and she heard him ask, 'Are Sam Adams and John Hancock here?'
-And her father answered, 'Oh, hush! Don't mention those names
-here.'--'Then,' says the man, 'I come to tell you the British troops
-will be along by sunrise; and, if they are in your house, they'd better
-escape right away.'”
-
-“That must have been Col. Paul Revere,” said Aunt Lois. “He went all
-through the country, from Boston to Concord, rousing up people, and
-telling 'em to be ready.”
-
-“Well, what did Mr. Adams and Hancock do?”
-
-“Wal, they got ready right away, and slipped quietly out the back-door,
-and made their way over to Burlington, and staid in the minister's house
-over there out of the way of the battle.”
-
-“What would the British have done with 'em, if they had caught them?”
- said I.
-
-“Hung 'em--high as Haman,” said my Aunt Lois sententiously. “That's
-what they'd have done. That's what they'd 'a' done to them, and to Gen.
-Washington, and lots more, if they'd had their way.”
-
-“Oh, yes!” said grandfather, “they were mighty high-stepping at first.
-They thought they had only to come over and show themselves, and they
-could walk through the land, and hang and burn and slay just whom they'd
-a mind to.”
-
-“Wal, they found 'twas like jumping into a hornets' nest,” said Sam
-Lawson. “They found that out at Lexington and Bunker Hill.”
-
-“Brother Con was in those trenches at Bunker Hill,” said grandfather.
-“There they dug away at the breastworks, with the bom'-shells firing
-round 'em. They didn't mind them more than if they'd been hickory-nuts.
-They kep' fellows ready to pour water on 'em as they fell.”
-
-“Well, I never want to feel again as I did that day,” said grandmother.
-“I was in Boston, visiting cousin Jemima Russel, and we were all out on
-the roof of the house. The roofs everywhere were all alive with people
-looking through spy-glasses; and we could hear the firing, but couldn't
-tell how the day was going. And then they set Charlestown on fire; and
-the blaze and smoke and flame rose up, and there was such a snapping and
-crackling, and we could hear roofs and timbers falling, and see people
-running this way and that with their children--women scared half to
-death a-flying; and we knew all the time there was cousin Jane Wilkinson
-in that town sick in bed, with a baby only a few days old. It's a wonder
-how Jane ever lived through it; but they did get her through alive, and
-her baby too. That burning Charlestown settled to fight it through: it
-was so mean and cruel needless.”
-
-“Yes,” said my grandfather, “that day settled the question that we would
-be free and independent, or die; and, though our men had to retreat,
-yet it was as good as a defeat to the British. They lost ten hundred and
-fifty-four in point with a good many. They determined then killed and
-wounded, and we only four hundred and fifty-three; and our men learned
-that they could fight as well as the British. Congress went right to
-work to raise an army, and appointed Gen. Washington commander. Your
-gran'ther Stowe, boys, was orderly of the day when Gen. Washington took
-the command at Cambridge.”
-
-“Wal,” said Sam, “I was in Cambridge that day and saw it all. Ye see,
-the army was drawn up under the big elm there; and Ike Newel and I, we
-clim up into a tree, and got a place where we could look down and see.
-I wa'n't but ten year old then; but, if ever a mortal man looked like
-the angel of the Lord, the gineral looked like it that day.”
-
-“Some said that there was trouble about having Gen. Ward give up the
-command to a Southern man,” said my grandfather. “Gen. Ward was a brave
-man and very popular; but everybody was satisfied when they came to know
-Gen. Washington.”
-
-“There couldn't no minister have seemed more godly than he did that
-day,” said Sam. “He read out of the hymn-book the hundred and first
-Psalm.”
-
-“What is that psalm?” said I.
-
-“Laws, boys! I know it by heart,” said Sam, “I was so impressed hearin'
-on him read it. I can say it to you:--
-
- '”Mercy and judgment are my song,
-
- And since they both to thee belong,
-
- My gracious God, my righteous King,
-
- To thee my songs and vows I bring.
-
- If I am raised to bear the sword,
-
- I 'll take my counsels from thy word.
-
- Thy justice and thy heavenly grace
-
- Shall be the pattern of my ways.
-
- I 'll search the land, and raise the just
-
- To posts of honor, wealth, and trust:
-
- The men who work thy righteous will
-
- Shall be my friends and favorites still.
-
- The impious crew, the factious band,
-
- Shall hold their peace, or quit the land;
-
- And all who break the public rest,
-
- Where I have power, shall be suppressed.'”
-
-“And he did it too,” remarked Aunt Lois.
-
-“He trusted in the Lord, and the Lord brought him to honor,” said my
-grandmother. “When he took the army, every thing was agin' us: it didn't
-seem possible we should succeed.”
-
-“Wal, he was awful put to it sometimes,” said Sam Lawson. “I 'member
-Uncle David Morse was a-tellin' me 'bout that are time down in New York
-when the' Massachusetts and Connecticut boys all broke and run.”
-
-“Massachusetts boys run? How came that Sam?” said I.
-
-“Wal, you see, sometimes fellows will get a-runnin'; and it jest goes
-from one to another like fire, and ye can't stop it. It was after the
-battle of Long Island, when our men had been fighting day after day, and
-had to retreat. A good many were wounded, and a good many of 'em were
-sick and half-sick; and they'd got sort o' tired and discouraged.
-
-“Well, Lord Howe and the British came to make a landing at Kipp's Bay
-round by New York; and the troops set to guard the landing began to run,
-and the Massachusetts and Connecticut men were sent to help 'em. Uncle
-David says that the fellows that run spread the panic among 'em; and
-they looked ahead, and saw an ox-drag on top of a hill they was to pass,
-and they thought 'twas a cannon pintin' right at 'em; and the boys, they
-jest broke and run,--cut right across the road, and cleared over the
-fence, and streaked it off cross-lots and up hill like a flock o' sheep.
-Uncle David, he run too; but he'd been sick o' dysentary, and was so
-weak he couldn't climb the fence: so he stopped and looked back, and
-saw Gineral Washington cantering up behind 'em, shouting, and waving
-his sword, looking like a flamin' fire. Oh, he was thunderin' mad, the
-gineral was! And, when he see the fellows skittering off cross-lots, he
-jest slammed his hat down on the ground, and give up. 'Great heavens!'
-says he, 'are these the men I've got to fight this battle with?'
-
-“Wal, Uncle David, he picked up the gineral's hat, and come up and made
-his bow, and said, 'Gineral, here's your hat.'
-
-“'Thank you, sir!' said the gineral. 'I'm glad to see one brave fellow
-that can stand his ground. _You_ didn't run.'
-
-“Uncle David said he felt pretty cheap, 'cause he know'd in his own
-heart that he would 'a' run, only he was too weak to git over the fence;
-but he didn't tell the gineral that, I bet He put the compliment in his
-pocket, and said nothing; for now the gineral's aides came riding up
-full drive, and told him they must be off out of the field in a minute,
-or the British would have 'em, and so one on 'em took Uncle David up
-behind him, and away they cantered. It was a pretty close shave too: the
-British was only a few rods behind 'em.
-
-“Oh, dear, if they had caught him!” said I. “Only think!”
-
-“Well, they would have hung him; but we should have had another in his
-place,” said Aunt Lois. “The war wouldn't 'a' stopped.”
-
-“Well, 'twas to be as 'twas,” said my grandmother. “The Lord had respect
-to the prayers of our fathers, and he'd decreed that America should be
-free.”
-
-“Yes,” said Sam: “Parson Badger said in one o' his sermons, that men
-always was safe when they was goin' in the line o' God's decrees: I
-guess that are was about it. But, massy! is that are the nine o'clock
-bell? I must make haste home, or I dun' know what Hetty 'll say to me.”
-
-
-
-
-A STUDENT'S SEA STORY.
-
-
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-
-MONG the pleasantest of my recollections of old Bowdoin is the salt-air
-flavor of its sea experiences. The site of Brunswick is a sandy plain,
-on which the college buildings seem to have been dropped for the good
-old Yankee economic reason of using land for public buildings that could
-not be used for any thing else. The soil was a fathomless depth of
-dry, sharp, barren sand, out of whose bosom nothing but pitch-pines
-and blueberry-bushes emerged, or ever could emerge without superhuman
-efforts of cultivation. But these sandy plains, these pine forests, were
-neighbors to the great, lively, musical blue ocean, whose life-giving
-presence made itself seen, heard, and felt every hour of the day and
-night. The beautiful peculiarity of the Maine coast, where the sea
-interpenetrates the land in picturesque fiords and lakes, brought a
-constant romantic element into the landscape. White-winged ships from
-India or China came gliding into the forest recesses bringing news from
-strange lands, and tidings of wild adventure, into secluded farmhouses,
-that, for the most part, seemed to be dreaming in woodland solitude. In
-the early days of my college life the shipping interest of Maine gave it
-an outlook into all the countries of the earth. Ships and ship-building
-and ship-launching were the drift of the popular thought; and the very
-minds of the people by this commerce had apparently
-
- “Suffered a sea change
-
- Into something rare and strange.”
-
-There was a quaintness, shrewdness, and vivacity of lonely solitude
-about these men, (half skipper, half farmer!) that half skip was piquant
-and enlivening.
-
-It was in the auspicious period of approaching Thanksgiving that my chum
-and I resolved to antedate for a few days our vacation, and take passage
-on the little sloop “Brilliant,” that lay courtesying and teetering on
-the bright waters of Maquoit Bay, loading up to make her Thanksgiving
-trip to Boston.
-
-It was a bright Indian-summer afternoon that saw us all on board the
-little craft. She was laden deep with dainties and rarities for the
-festal appetites of Boston nabobs,--loads of those mealy potatoes
-for which the fields of Maine were justly famed, barrels of ruby
-cranberries, boxes of solid golden butter (ventures of a thrifty
-housemother emulous to gather kindred gold in the Boston market). Then
-there were dressed chickens, turkeys, and geese, all going the same
-way, on the same errand; and there were sides and saddles of that choice
-mutton for which the sea islands of Maine were as famous as the South
-Downs of England.
-
-Every thing in such a stowage was suggestive of good cheer. The little
-craft itself had a sociable, friendly, domestic air. The captain and
-mate were cousins: the men were all neighbors, sons of families who had
-grown up together. There was a kindly home flavor in the very stowage of
-the cargo. Here were Melissa's cranberries, and by many a joke and wink
-we were apprised that the mate had a tender interest in that venture.
-There was Widder Toothacre's butter, concerning which there were various
-comments and speculations, but which was handled and cared for with the
-consideration the Maine sailor-boy always gives to “the widder.” There
-was a private keg of very choice eggs, over which the name of Lucindy
-Ann was breathed by a bright-eyed, lively youngster, who had promised
-to bring her back the change, and as to the precise particulars of this
-change many a witticism was expended.
-
-Our mode of living on the “Brilliant” was of the simplest and most
-primitive kind. On each side the staircase that led down to the cabin,
-hooped strongly to the partition, was a barrel, which on the one side
-contained salt beef, and on the other salt pork. A piece out of each
-barrel, delivered regularly to the cook, formed the foundation of our
-daily meals; and sea-biscuit and potatoes, with the sauce of salt-water
-appetites, made this a feast for a king. I make no mention here of
-gingerbread and doughnuts, and such like ornamental accessories, which
-were not wanting, nor of nuts and sweet cider, which were to be had for
-the asking. At meal-times a swing-shelf, which at other seasons hung
-flat against the wall, was propped up, and our meals were eaten thereon
-in joyous satisfaction.
-
-A joyous, rollicking set we were, and the whole expedition was a
-frolic of the first water. One of the drollest features of these little
-impromptu voyages often was the woe-begone aspect of some unsuspecting
-land-lubber, who had been beguiled into thinking that he would like
-a trip to Boston by seeing the pretty “Brilliant” courtesying in the
-smooth waters of Maquoit, and so had embarked, in innocent ignorance of
-the physiological resets of such enterprises.
-
-I remember the first morning out. As we were driving ahead, under a
-stiff breeze, I came on deck, and found the respectable Deacon Muggins,
-who in his Sunday coat had serenely embarked the day before, now
-desolately clinging to the railing, very white about the gills, and
-contemplating the sea with a most suggestive expression of disgust and
-horror.
-
-“Why, deacon, good-morning! How are you? Splendid morning!” said I
-maliciously.
-
-He drew a deep breath, surveyed me with a mixture of indignation and
-despair, and then gave vent to his feelings: “Tell ye what: there was
-one darned old fool up to Brunswick yesterday! but he ain't there now:
-he's _here_.” The deacon, in the weekly prayer-meeting at Brunswick,
-used to talk of the necessity of being “emptied of self:” he seemed to
-be in the way of it in the most literal manner at the present moment.
-In a few minutes he was extended on the deck, the most utterly limp and
-dejected of deacons, and vowing with energy, if he ever got out o' this
-'ere, you wouldn't catch him again. Of course, my chum and I were not
-seasick. We were prosperous young sophomores in Bowdoin College, and
-would have scorned to acknowledge such a weakness. In fact, we were
-in that happy state of self-opinion where we surveyed every thing
-in creation, as birds do, from above, and were disposed to patronize
-everybody we met, with a pleasing conviction that there was nothing
-worth knowing, but what we were likely to know, or worth doing, but what
-we could do.
-
-Capt. Stanwood liked us, and we liked him: we patronized him, and he was
-quietly amused at our patronage, and returned it in kind. He was a
-good specimen of the sea-captain in those early days in Maine: a man in
-middle life, tall, thin, wiry, and active, full of resource and shrewd
-mother-wit; a man very confident in his opinions, because his knowledge
-was all got at first-hand,--the result of a careful use of his own five
-senses. From his childhood he had followed the seas, and, as he grew
-older, made voyages to Archangel, to Messina, to the West Indies, and
-finally round the Horn; and, having carried a very sharp and careful
-pair of eyes, he had acquired not only a snug competency of worldly
-goods, but a large stock of facts and inductions, which stood him in
-stead of an education. He was master of a thriving farm at Harpswell,
-and, being tethered somewhat by love of wife and children, was mostly
-stationary there, yet solaced himself by running a little schooner to
-Boston, and driving a thriving bit of trade by the means. With that
-reverence for learning' which never deserts the New-Englander, he liked
-us the better for being collegians, and amiably conceded that there were
-things quite worth knowing taught “up to Brunswick there,” though he
-delighted now and then to show his superiority in talking about what he
-knew better than we.
-
-Jim Larned, the mate, was a lusty youngster, a sister's son whom he had
-taken in training in the way he should go. Jim had already made a
-voyage to Liverpool and the East Indies, and felt himself also quite an
-authority in his own way.
-
-The evenings were raw and cool; and we generally gathered round the
-cabin stove, cracking walnuts, smoking, and telling stories, and having
-a jolly time generally. It is but due to those old days to say that a
-most respectable Puritan flavor penetrated even the recesses of those
-coasters,--a sort of gentle Bible and psalm-book aroma, so that there
-was not a word or a joke among the men to annoy the susceptibilities
-even of a deacon. Our deacon, somewhat consoled and amended, lay serene
-in his berth, rather enjoying the yarns that we were spinning. The web,
-of course, was many-colored,--of quaint and strange and wonderful;
-and, as the night wore on, it was dyed in certain weird tints of the
-supernatural.
-
-“Well,” said Jim Larned, “folks may say what they're a mind to: there
-are things that there's no sort o' way o' 'countin' for,--things you've
-jist got to say. Well, here's suthin' to work that I don't know nothin'
-about; and, come to question any man up sharp, you 'll find he's seen
-_one_ thing o' that sort' himself; and this 'ere I'm going to tell's
-_my_ story:--
-
-“Four years ago I went down to aunt Jerushy's at Fair Haven. Her
-husband's in the oysterin' business, and I used to go out with him
-considerable. Well, there was Bill Jones there,--a real bright fellow,
-one of your open-handed, lively fellows,--and he took a fancy to me, and
-I to him, and he and I struck up a friendship. He run an oyster-smack
-to New York, and did a considerable good business for a young man. Well,
-Bill had a fellow on his smack that I never looks of. He was from the
-Malays, or foreign crittur, or other; spoke broken English; had eyes
-set kind o' edgeways 'n his head: homely as sin he was, and I always
-mistrusted him. 'Bill,' I used to say, 'you look out for that fellow:
-don't you trust him. If I was you, I'd ship him off short metre.' But
-Bill, he only laughed. 'Why,' says he, 'I can get double work for the
-same pay out o' that fellow; and what do I care if he ain't handsome?'
-I remember how chipper an' cheery Bill looked when he was sayin' that,
-just as he was going down to New York with his load o' oysters. Well,
-the next night I was sound asleep in aunt Jerusha's front-chamber that
-opens towards the Sound, and I was waked right clear out o' sleep by
-Bill's voice screaming to me. I got up and run to the window, and looked
-liked the some out, and I heard it again, plain as any thing: 'Jim, Jim!
-Help, help!' It wasn't a common cry, neither: it was screeched out, as
-if somebody was murdering him. I tell you, it rung through my head for
-weeks afterwards.”
-
-“Well, what came of it?” said my chum, as the narrator made a pause, and
-we all looked at him in silence.
-
-“Well, as nigh as we can make it out, that very night poor Bill _was_
-murdered by that very Malay feller: leastways, his body was found in his
-boat. He'd been stabbed, and all his money and watch and things taken,
-and this Malay was gone nobody knew where. That's all that was ever
-known about it.”
-
-“But surely,” said my chum, who was of a very literal and rationalistic
-turn of mind, “it couldn't have been his voice you heard: he must have
-been down to the other end of the Sound, close by New York, by that
-time.”
-
-“Well,” said the mate, “all I know is, that I was waked out of sleep by
-Bill's voice calling my name, screaming in a real agony. It went through
-me like lightning; and then I find he was murdered that night. Now, I
-don't know any thing about it. I know I heard him calling me; I know
-he was murdered: but _how_ it was, or _what_ it was, or _why_ it was, I
-don't know.”
-
-“These 'ere college boys can tell ye,” said the captain. “Of course,
-they've got into sophomore year, and there ain't nothing in heaven or
-earth that they don't know.”
-
-“No,” said I, “I say with Hamlet, 'There are more things in heaven and
-earth, Horatio, than are dreamed of in your philosophy.'”
-
-“Well,” said my chum, with the air of a philosopher, “what shakes
-my faith in all supernatural stories is, that I can't see any use or
-purpose in them.”
-
-“Wal, if there couldn't nothin' happen nor be except what _you_ could
-see a use in, there wouldn't _much_ happen nor be,” quoth the captain.
-
-A laugh went round at the expense of my friend.
-
-“Wal, now, I 'll tell ye what, boys,” piped the thin voice of the deacon,
-“folks mustn't be too presumptuous: there is providences permitted that
-we don't see no use in; but they do happen,--yes, they do. Now, what Jim
-Larned's been a-tell-in' is a good deal like what happened to me once,
-when I was up to Umbagog, in the lumberin' business.”
-
-“Halloo!” called out Jim, “here's the deacon's story! I told you every
-man had one.--Give it to us, deacon! Speak out, and don't be bashful!”
-
-“Wal, really, it ain't what I like to talk about,” said the deacon, in a
-quavering, uncertain voice; “but I don't know but I may as well, though.
-
-“It was that winter I was up to Umbagog. I was clerk, and kep'
-the 'counts and books, and all that; and Tom Huly,--he was surveyor and
-marker,--he was there with me, and we chummed together. And there
-was Jack Cutter; he was jest out o' college: he was there practising
-surveyin' with him. We three had a kind o' pine-board sort o' shanty,
-built out on a plain near by the camp: it had a fire-place, and two
-windows, and our bunks, and each of us had our tables and books and
-things.
-
-“Well, Huly, he started with a party of three or four to go up through
-the woods to look out a new tract. It was two or three days' journey
-through the woods; and jest about that time the Indians up there was
-getting sort o' uneasy, and we all thought mabbe 'twas sort o' risky:
-howsomdever, Tom had gone off in high spirits, and told us to be sure
-and take care of his books and papers. Tom had a lot of books, and
-thought every thing of 'em, and was sort o' particular and nice about
-his papers. His table sot up one side, by the winder, where he could see
-to read and write. Well, he'd been gone four days, when one night--it
-was a bright 'moonlight night--Jack and I were sitting by the fire,
-reading, and between nine and ten o'clock there came a strong, regular
-knock on the window over by Tom's table. We were sitting with our backs
-to the window. 'Halloo!' says Jack, 'who's that?' We both jumped up, and
-went to the window and looked out, and see there warn't nobody there.
-
-“'This is curus,' said I.
-
-“'Some of the boys trying to trick us,' says he. 'Let's keep watch:
-perhaps they 'll do it again,' says he.
-
-“We sot down by the fire, and 'fore long it came again.
-
-“Then Jack and I both cut out the door, and run round the house,--he one
-way, and I the other. It was light as day, and nothin' for anybody to
-hide behind, and there warn't a critter in sight. Well, we come in and
-sot down, and looked at each other kind o' puzzled, when it come agin,
-harder'n ever; and Jack looked to the window, and got as white as a
-sheet.
-
-“'For the Lord's sake, do look!' says he. And you may believe me or not;
-but I tell you it's a solemn fact: Tom's books was movin',--jest as if
-somebody was pickin' 'em up, and putting 'em down again, jest as I've
-seen him do a hundred times.
-
-“'Jack,' says I, 'something's happened to Tom.'
-
-“Wal, there had. That very night Tom was murdered by the Indians. We put
-down the date, and a week arter the news came.”
-
-“Come now, captain,” said I, breaking the pause that followed the
-deacon's story, “give us your story. You've been all over the world, in
-all times and all weathers, and you ain't a man to be taken in. Did you
-ever see any thing of this sort?”
-
-“Well, now, boys, since you put it straight at me, I don't care if I say
-I have,--on these 'ere very waters we're a-sailin' over now, on board
-this very schooner, in this very cabin.”
-
-This was bringing matters close home. We felt an agreeable shiver, and
-looked over our shoulders: the deacon, in his berth, raised up on his
-elbow, and ejaculated, “Dew tell! ye don't say so!”
-
-“Tell us about it, captain,” we both insisted. “We 'll take your word for
-most any thing.”
-
-“Well, it happened about five years ago. It's goin' on now eight years
-ago that my father died. He sailed out of Gloucester: had his house
-there; and, after he died, mother, she jest kep' on in the old place.
-I went down at first to see her fixed up about right, and after that
-I went now and then, and now and then I sent money. Well, it was about
-Thanksgiving time, as it is now, and I'd ben down to Boston, and was
-coming back pretty well loaded with the things I'd been buying in Boston
-for Thanksgiving at home,--raisins and sugar, and all sorts of West Ingy
-goods, for the folks in Harpswell. Well, I meant to have gone down to
-Gloucester to see mother; but I had so many ways to run, and so much to
-do, I was afraid I wouldn't be back on time; and so I didn't see her.
-
-“Well, we was driving back with a good stiff breeze, and we'd got past
-Cape Ann, and I'd gone down and turned in, and was fast asleep in my
-berth. It was past midnight: every one on the schooner asleep, except
-the mate, who was up on the watch. I was sleepin' as sound as ever I
-slept in my life,--not a dream, nor a feelin', no more'n if I had been
-dead,--when suddenly I waked square up. My eyes flew open like a spring,
-with my mind clear and wide awake, and, sure as I ever see any thing, I
-see my father standing right in the middle of the cabin, looking right
-at me. I rose right up in my berth, and says I,--
-
-“'Father, is that you?'
-
-“'Yes,' says he, 'it is me.'
-
-“'Father,' says I, 'what do you come for?'
-
-“'Sam,' says he, 'do you go right back to Gloucester, and take your
-mother home with you, and keep her there as long as she lives.'
-
-“And says I, 'Father, I will.' And as I said this he faded out and was
-gone. I got right up, and run up on deck, and called out, ''Bout ship!'
-Mr. More--he was my mate then--stared at me as if he didn't believe his
-ears. ''Bout ship!' says I. 'I'm going to Gloucester.'
-
-“Well, he put the ship about, and then came to me, and says, 'What the
-devil does this mean? We're way past Cape Ann. It's forty miles right
-back to Gloucester.'
-
-“'Can't help it,' I said. 'To Gloucester I must go as quick as wind and
-water will carry me. I've thought of matters there that I _must_ attend
-to, no matter what happens.'
-
-“Well, Ben More and I were good friends always; but I tell you all that
-day he watched me, in a curious kind of way, to see if I weren't took
-with a fever, or suthin; and the men, they whispered and talked among
-themselves. You see, they all had their own reasons for wanting to be
-back to Thanksgiving, and it was hard on 'em.
-
-“Well, it was just about sun up we got into Gloucester, and I went
-ashore. And there was mother, looking pretty poorly, jest making her
-fire, and getting on her kettle. When she saw me, she held up her hands,
-and burst out crying,--
-
-“'Why, Sam, the Lord must 'a' sent you! I've time, and I've felt as if I
-couldn't hold our much longer.'
-
-“'Well,' says I, 'mother, pack up your things, and come right aboard the
-sloop; for I've come to take you home, and take care of you: so put up
-your things.'
-
-“Well, I took hold and helped her, and we put ben sick and all alone,
-having a drefful hard things together lively, and packed up her
-trunks, and tied up the bed and pillows and bedclothes, and took her
-rocking-chair and bureau and tables and chairs down to the sloop. And
-when I came down, bringing her and all her things, Ben More seemed to
-see what I was after; but how or why the idea came into my head I never
-told him. There's things that a man feels shy of tellin',' and I didn't
-want to talk about it.
-
-“Well, when we was all aboard, the wind sprung up fair and steady, and
-we went on at a right spanking pace; and the fellows said the Harpswell
-girls had got hold of our rope, and was pulling us with all their might;
-and we came in all right the very day before Thanksgiving. And my wife
-was as glad to see mother as if she'd expected her, and fixed up the
-front-chamber for her, with a stove in't, and plenty of kindlings. And
-the children was all so glad to see grandma, and we had the best kind of
-a Thanksgiving!”
-
-“Well,” said I, “nobody could say there wasn't any use in _that_
-spirit's coming (if spirit it was): it had a most practical purpose.”
-
-“Well,” said the captain, “I've been all round the world, in all sorts
-of countries, seen all sorts of queer, strange things, and seen so many
-things that I never could have believed if I hadn't seen 'em, that I
-never say I won't believe this or that. If I see a thing right straight
-under my eyes, I don't say it couldn't 'a' ben there 'cause
-college-folks say there ain't no such things.”
-
-“How do you know it wasn't all a dream?” said my chum.
-
-“How do I know?' Cause I was broad awake, and I gen 'lly know when I'm
-awake and when I'm asleep. I think Mr. More found me pretty wide awake.”
-
-It was now time to turn in, and we slept soundly while the “Brilliant”
- ploughed her way. By daybreak the dome of the State House was in sight.
-
-“I've settled the captain's story,” said my chum to me. “It can all be
-accounted for on the theory of cerebral hallucination.”
-
-“All right,” said I; “but it answered the purpose beautifully for the
-old mother.”
-
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- <div style="height: 8em;">
- <br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h1>
- SAM LAWSON'S OLDTOWN FIRESIDE STORIES
- </h1>
- <h2>
- By Harriet Beecher Stowe
- </h2>
- <h3>
- With Illustrations
- </h3>
- <h4>
- Houghton, Mifflin And Company
- </h4>
- <h5>
- 1881
- </h5>
- <div class="fig" style="width:65%;">
- <img src="images/0001.jpg" alt="0015m " width="100%" /><br />
- </div>
- <h5>
- <a href="images/0001.jpg"><img src="images/enlarge.jpg" alt="" /> </a>
- </h5>
- <div class="fig" style="width:65%;">
- <img src="images/0008.jpg" alt="0015m " width="100%" /><br />
- </div>
- <h5>
- <a href="images/0008.jpg"><img src="images/enlarge.jpg" alt="" /> </a>
- </h5>
- <div class="fig" style="width:65%;">
- <img src="images/0009.jpg" alt="0015m " width="100%" /><br />
- </div>
- <h5>
- <a href="images/0009.jpg"><img src="images/enlarge.jpg" alt="" /> </a>
- </h5>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>CONTENTS</b>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2H_4_0001"> <b>OLDTOWN FIRESIDE STORIES</b> </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2H_4_0002"> THE GHOST IN THE MILL. </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2H_4_0003"> THE SULLIVAN LOOKING-GLASS </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2H_4_0004"> THE MINISTER'S HOUSEKEEPER </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2H_4_0005"> THE WIDOW'S BANDBOX. </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2H_4_0006"> CAPTAIN KIDD'S MONEY. </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2H_4_0007"> &ldquo;MIS' ELDERKIN'S PITCHER.&rdquo; </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2H_4_0008"> THE GHOST IN THE CAP'N BROWN HOUSE. </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2H_4_0009"> COLONEL EPH'S SHOE-BUCKLES. </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2H_4_0010"> THE BULL-FIGHT. </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2H_4_0011"> HOW TO FIGHT THE DEVIL </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2H_4_0012"> LAUGHIN' IN MEETIN' </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2H_4_0013"> TOM TOOTHACHE'S GHOST STORY. </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2H_4_0014"> THE PARSON'S HORSE-RACE. </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2H_4_0015"> OLDTOWN FIRESIDE TALKS OF THE REVOLUTION. </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2H_4_0016"> A STUDENT'S SEA STORY. </a>
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
- <a name="link2H_4_0001" id="link2H_4_0001"> </a>
- </p>
- <div style="height: 4em;">
- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h1>
- OLDTOWN FIRESIDE STORIES
- </h1>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
- <a name="link2H_4_0002" id="link2H_4_0002"> </a>
- </p>
- <div style="height: 4em;">
- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- THE GHOST IN THE MILL.
- </h2>
- <p>
- <br /><br /><a name="linkimage-0001" id="linkimage-0001"> </a>
- </p>
- <div class="figleft" style="width:20%;">
- <img src="images/9013.jpg" alt="9013 " width="100%" /><br /><a
- href="images/9013.jpg"><img src="images/enlarge.jpg" alt="" /> </a>
- </div>
- <p>
- OME, Sam, tell us a story,&rdquo; said I, as Hariet and I crept to his knees, in
- the glow of the bright evening firelight; while Aunt Lois was busily
- rattling the tea-things, and grandmamma, at the other end of the
- fireplace, was quietly setting the heel of a blue-mixed yarn stocking.
- </p>
- <p>
- In those days we had no magazines and daily papers, each reeling off a
- serial story. Once a week, &ldquo;The Columbian Sentinel&rdquo; came from Boston with
- its slender stock of news and editorial; but all the multiform devices&mdash;pictorial,
- narrative, and poetical&mdash;which keep the mind of the present
- generation ablaze with excitement, had not then even an existence. There
- was no theatre, no opera; there were in Oldtown no parties or balls,
- except, perhaps, the annual election, or Thanksgiving festival; and when
- winter came, and the sun went down at half-past four o'clock, and left the
- long, dark hours of evening to be provided for, the necessity of amusement
- became urgent. Hence, in those days, chimney-corner story-telling became
- an art and an accomplishment. Society then was full of traditions and
- narratives which had all the uncertain glow and shifting mystery of the
- firelit hearth upon them. They were told to sympathetic audiences, by the
- rising and falling light of the solemn embers, with the hearth-crickets
- filling up every pause.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br /><a name="linkimage-0002" id="linkimage-0002"> </a>
- </p>
- <div class="fig" style="width:65%;">
- <img src="images/0015.jpg" alt="0015m " width="100%" /><br />
- </div>
- <h5>
- <a href="images/0015.jpg"><img src="images/enlarge.jpg" alt="" /> </a>
- </h5>
- <p>
- Then the aged told their stories to the young,&mdash;tales of early life;
- tales of war and adventure, of forest-days, of Indian captivities and
- escapes, of bears and wild-cats and panthers, of rattlesnakes, of witches
- and wizards, and strange and wonderful dreams and appearances and
- providences.
- </p>
- <p>
- In those days of early Massachusetts, faith and credence were in the very
- air. Two-thirds of New England was then dark, unbroken forests, through
- whose tangled paths the mysterious winter wind groaned and shrieked and
- howled with weird noises and unaccountable clamors. Along the iron-bound
- shore, the stormful Atlantic raved and thundered, and dashed its moaning
- waters, as if to deaden and deafen any voice that might tell of the
- settled life of the old civilized world, and shut us forever into the
- wilderness. A good story-teller, in those days, was always sure of a warm
- seat at the hearthstone, and the delighted homage of children; and in all
- Oldtown there was no better story-teller than Sam Lawson.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Do, do, tell us a story,&rdquo; said Harry, pressing upon him, and opening very
- wide blue eyes, in which undoubting faith shone as in a mirror; &ldquo;and let
- it be something strange, and different from common.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, I know lots o' strange things,&rdquo; said Sam, looking mysteriously into
- the fire. &ldquo;Why, I know things, that ef I should tell,&mdash;why, people
- might say they wa'n't so; but then they <i>is so</i> for all that.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh, <i>do</i>, do, tell us!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Why, I should scare ye to death, mebbe,&rdquo; said Sam doubtingly.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh, pooh! no, you wouldn't,&rdquo; we both burst out at once.
- </p>
- <p>
- But Sam was possessed by a reticent spirit, and loved dearly to be wooed
- and importuned; and so he only took up the great kitchen-tongs, and smote
- on the hickory forestick, when it flew apart in the middle, and scattered
- a shower of clear bright coals all over the hearth.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Mercy on us, Sam Lawson!&rdquo; said Aunt Lois in an indignant voice, spinning
- round from her dishwashing.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Don't you worry a grain, Miss Lois,&rdquo; said Sam composedly. &ldquo;I see that are
- stick was e'en a'most in two, and I thought I'd jest settle it. I 'll
- sweep up the coals now,&rdquo; he added, vigorously applying a turkey-wing to
- the purpose, as he knelt on the hearth, his spare, lean figure glowing in
- the blaze of the firelight, and getting quite flashed with exertion.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;There, now!&rdquo; he said, when he had brushed over and under and between the
- fire-irons, and pursued the retreating ashes so far into the red, fiery
- citadel, that his finger-ends were burning and tingling, &ldquo;that 'are's done
- now as well as Hepsy herself could 'a' done it. I allers sweeps up the
- haarth: I think it's part o' the man's bisness when he makes the fire. But
- Hepsy's so used to seein' me a-doin' on't, that she don't see no kind o'
- merit in't. It's just as Parson Lothrop said in his sermon,&mdash;folks
- allers overlook their common marcies&rdquo;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;But come, Sam, that story,&rdquo; said Harry and I coaxingly, pressing upon
- him, and pulling him down into his seat in the corner.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Lordy massy, these'ere young uns!&rdquo; said Sam.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;There's never no contentin' on 'em: ye tell 'em one story, and they jest
- swallows it as a dog does a gob o' meat; and they're all ready for
- another. What do ye want to hear now?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Now, the fact was, that Sam's stories had been told us so often, that they
- were all arranged and ticketed in our minds. We knew every word in them,
- and could set him right if he varied a hair from the usual track; and
- still the interest in them was unabated.
- </p>
- <p>
- Still we shivered, and clung to his knee, at the mysterious parts, and
- felt gentle, cold chills run down our spines at appropriate places. We
- were always in the most receptive and sympathetic condition. To-night, in
- particular, was one of those thundering stormy ones, when the winds
- appeared to be holding a perfect mad carnival over my grandfather's house.
- They yelled and squealed round the corners; they collected in troops, and
- came tumbling and roaring down chimney; they shook and rattled the
- buttery-door and the sinkroom-door and the cellar-door and the
- chamber-door, with a constant undertone of squeak and clatter, as if at
- every door were a cold, discontented spirit, tired of the chill outside,
- and longing for the warmth and comfort within.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, boys,&rdquo; said Sam confidentially, &ldquo;what 'll ye have?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Tell us 'Come down, come down!'&rdquo; we both shouted with one voice. This
- was, in our mind, an &ldquo;A No. 1&rdquo; among Sam's stories.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Ye mus'n't be frightened now,&rdquo; said Sam paternally.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh, no! we ar'n't frightened <i>ever</i>,&rdquo; said we both in one breath.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Not when ye go down the cellar arter cider?&rdquo; said Sam with severe
- scrutiny. &ldquo;Ef ye should be down cellar, and the candle should go out,
- now?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I ain't,&rdquo; said I: &ldquo;I ain't afraid of any thing. I never knew what it was
- to be afraid in my life.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, then,&rdquo; said Sam, &ldquo;I 'll tell ye. This'ere's what Cap'n Eb Sawin told
- me when I was a boy about your bigness, I reckon.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Cap'n Eb Sawin was a most respectable man. Your gran'ther knew him very
- well; and he was a deacon in the church in Dedham afore he died. He was at
- Lexington when the fust gun was fired agin the British. He was a dreffle
- smart man, Cap'n Eb was, and driv team a good many years atween here and
- Boston. He married Lois Peabody, that was cousin to your gran'ther then.
- Lois was a rael sensible woman; and I've heard her tell the story as he
- told her, and it was jest as he told it to me,&mdash;jest exactly; and I
- shall never forget it if I live to be nine hundred years old, like
- Mathuselah.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Ye see, along back in them times, there used to be a fellow come round
- these'ere parts, spring and fall, a-peddlin' goods, with his pack on his
- back; and his name was Jehiel Lommedieu. Nobody rightly knew where he come
- from. He wasn't much of a talker; but the women rather liked him, and kind
- o' liked to have him round. Women will like some fellows, when men can't
- see no sort o' reason why they should; and they liked this'ere Lommedieu,
- though he was kind o' mournful and thin and shad-bellied, and hadn't
- nothin' to say for himself. But it got to be so, that the women would
- count and calculate so many weeks afore 'twas time for Lommedieu to be
- along; and they'd make up ginger-snaps and preserves and pies, and make
- him stay to tea at the houses, and feed him up on the best there was: and
- the story went round, that he was a-courtin' Phebe Ann Parker, or Phebe
- Ann was a-courtin' him,&mdash;folks didn't rightly know which. Wal, all of
- a sudden, Lommedieu stopped comin' round; and nobody knew why,&mdash;only
- jest he didn't come. It turned out that Phebe Ann Parker had got a letter
- from him, sayin' he'd be along afore Thanksgiving; but he didn't come,
- neither afore nor at Thanksgiving time, nor arter, nor next spring: and
- finally the women they gin up lookin' for him. Some said he was dead; some
- said he was gone to Canada; and some said he hed gone over to the Old
- Country.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, as to Phebe Ann, she acted like a gal o' sense, and married 'Bijah
- Moss, and thought no more 'bout it. She took the right view on't, and said
- she was sartin that all things was ordered out for the best; and it was
- jest as well folks couldn't always have their own way. And so, in time,
- Lommedieu was gone out o' folks's minds, much as a last year's
- apple-blossom.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It's relly affectin' to think how little these'ere folks is missed that's
- so much sot by. There ain't nobody, ef they's ever so important, but what
- the world gets to goin' on without 'em, pretty much as it did with 'em,
- though there's some little flurry at fust. Wal, the last thing that was in
- anybody's mind was, that they ever should hear from Lommedieu agin. But
- there ain't nothin' but what has its time o' turnin' up; and it seems his
- turn was to come.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, ye see, 'twas the 19th o' March, when Cap'n Eb Sawin started with a
- team for Boston. That day, there come on about the biggest snow-storm that
- there'd been in them parts sence the oldest man could remember.'Twas
- this'ere fine, siftin' snow, that drives in your face like needles, with a
- wind to cut your nose off: it made teamin' pretty tedious work. Cap'n Eb
- was about the toughest man in them parts. He'd spent days in the woods
- a-loggin', and he'd been up to the deestrict o' Maine a-lumberin', and was
- about up to any sort o' thing a man gen'ally could be up to; but these'ere
- March winds sometimes does set on a fellow so, that neither natur' nor
- grace can stan' 'em. The cap'n used to say, he could stan' any wind that
- blew one way 't time for five minutes; but come to winds that blew all
- four p'ints at the same minit,&mdash;why, they flustered him.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, that was the sort o' weather it was all day: and by sundown Cap'n Eb
- he got clean bewildered, so that he lost his road; and, when night came
- on, he didn't know nothin' where he was. Ye see the country was all under
- drift, and the air so thick with snow, that he couldn't see a foot afore
- him; and the fact was, he got off the Boston road without knowin' it, and
- came out at a pair o' bars nigh upon Sherburn, where old Cack Sparrock's
- mill is.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Your gran'ther used to know old Cack, boys. He was a drefful drinkin' old
- crittur, that lived there all alone in the woods by himself a-tendin' saw
- and grist mill. He wa'n't allers jest what he was then. Time was that Cack
- was a pretty consid'ably likely young man, and his wife was a very
- respectable woman,&mdash;Deacon Amos Petengall's dater from Sherburn.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;But ye see, the year arter his wife died, Cack he gin up goin' to meetin'
- Sundays, and, all the tithing-men and selectmen could do, they couldn't
- get him out to meetin'; and, when a man neglects means o' grace and
- sanctuary privileges, there ain't no sayin' <i>what</i> he 'll do next.
- Why, boys, jist think on't!&mdash;an immortal crittur lyin' round loose
- all day Sunday, and not puttin' on so much as a clean shirt, when all
- 'spectable folks has on their best close, and is to meetin' worshippin'
- the Lord! What can you spect to come of it, when he lies idlin' round in
- his old week-day close, fishing, or some sich, but what the Devil should
- be arter him at last, as he was arter old Cack?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Here Sam winked impressively to my grandfather in the opposite corner, to
- call his attention to the moral which he was interweaving with his
- narrative.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, ye see, Cap'n Eb he told me, that when he come to them bars and
- looked up, and saw the dark a-comin' down, and the storm a-thickenin' up,
- he felt that things was gettin' pretty consid'able serious. There was a
- dark piece o' woods on ahead of him inside the bars; and he knew, come to
- get in there, the light would give out clean. So he jest thought he'd take
- the hoss out o' the team, and go ahead a little, and see where he was. So
- he driv his oxen up ag'in the fence, and took out the hoss, and got on
- him, and pushed along through the woods, not rightly knowin' where he was
- goin'.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, afore long he see a light through the trees; and, sure enough, he
- come out to Cack Sparrock's old mill.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It was a pretty consid'able gloomy sort of a place, that are old mill
- was. There was a great fall of water that come rushin' down the rocks, and
- fell in a deep pool; and it sounded sort o' wild and lonesome: but Cap'n
- Eb he knocked on the door with his whip-handle, and got in.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;There, to be sure, sot old Cack beside a great blazin' fire, with his
- rum-jug at his elbow. He was a drefful fellow to drink, Cack was! For all
- that, there was some good in him, for he was pleasant-spoken and 'bliging;
- and he made the cap'n welcome.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Ye see, Cack,' said Cap'n Eb, 'I'm off my road, and got snowed up down
- by your bars,' says he.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Want ter know!' says Cack. 'Calculate you 'll jest have to camp down
- here till mornin',' says he.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, so old Cack he got out his tin lantern, and went with Cap'n Eb back
- to the bars to help him fetch along his critturs. He told him he could put
- 'em under the mill-shed. So they got the critturs up to the shed, and got
- the cart under; and by that time the storm was awful.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;But Cack he made a great roarin' fire, 'cause, ye see, Cack allers had
- slab-wood a plenty from his mill; and a roarin' fire is jest so much
- company. It sort o' keeps a fellow's spirits up, a good fire does. So Cack
- he sot on his old teakettle, and made a swingeing lot o' toddy; and he and
- Cap'n Eb were havin' a tol'able comfortable time there. Cack was a pretty
- good hand to tell stories; and Cap'n Eb warn't no way backward in that
- line, and kep' up his end pretty well: and pretty soon they was a-roarin'
- and haw-hawin' inside about as loud as the storm outside; when all of a
- sudden, 'bout midnight, there come a loud rap on the door.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Lordy massy! what's that?' says Cack. Folks is rather startled allers to
- be checked up sudden when they are a-carryin' on and laughin'; and it was
- such an awful blowy night, it was a little scary to have a rap on the
- door.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, they waited a minit, and didn't hear nothin' but the wind
- a-screechin' round the chimbley; and old Cack was jest goin' on with his
- story, when the rap come ag'in, harder'n ever, as if it'd shook the door
- open.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Wal,' says old Cack, 'if 'tis the Devil, we'd jest as good's open, and
- have it out with him to onst,' says he; and so he got up and opened the
- door, and, sure enough, there was old Ketury there. Expect you've heard
- your grandma tell about old Ketury. She used to come to meetin's
- sometimes, and her husband was one o' the prayin' Indians; but Ketury was
- one of the rael wild sort, and you couldn't no more convert <i>her</i>
- than you could convert a wild-cat or a painter [panther]. Lordy massy!
- Ketury used to come to meetin', and sit there on them Indian benches; and
- when the second bell was a-tollin', and when Parson Lothrop and his wife
- was comin' up the broad aisle, and everybody in the house ris' up and
- stood, Ketury would sit there, and look at 'em out o' the corner o' her
- eyes; and folks used to say she rattled them necklaces o' rattlesnakes'
- tails and wild-cat teeth, and sich like heathen trumpery, and looked for
- all the world as if the spirit of the old Sarpent himself was in her. I've
- seen her sit and look at Lady Lothrop out o' the corner o' her eyes; and
- her old brown baggy neck would kind o' twist and work; and her eyes they
- looked so, that 'twas enough to scare a body. For all the world, she
- looked jest as if she was a-workin' up to spring at her. Lady Lothrop was
- jest as kind to Ketury as she always was to every poor crittur. She'd bow
- and smile as gracious to her when meetin' was over, and she come down the
- aisle, passin' out o, meetin'; but Ketury never took no notice. Ye see,
- Ketury's father was one o' them great powwows down to Martha's Vineyard;
- and people used to say she was set apart, when she was a child, to the
- sarvice o' the Devil: any way, she never could be made nothin' of in a
- Christian way. She come down to Parson Lothrop's study once or twice to be
- catechised; but he couldn't get a word out o' her, and she kind o' seemed
- to sit scornful while he was a-talkin'. Folks said, if it was in old
- times, Ketury wouldn't have been allowed to go on so; but Parson Lothrop's
- so sort o' mild, he let her take pretty much her own way. Everybody
- thought that Ketury was a witch: at least, she knew consid'able more'n she
- ought to know, and so they was kind o' 'fraid on her. Cap'n Eb says he
- never see a fellow seem scareder than Cack did when he see Ketury
- a-standin' there.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Why, ye see, boys, she was as withered and wrinkled and brown as an old
- frosted punkin-vine; and her little snaky eyes sparkled and snapped, and
- it made yer head kind o' dizzy to look at 'em; and folks used to say that
- anybody that Ketury got mad at was sure to get the worst of it fust or
- last. And so, no matter what day or hour Ketury had a mind to rap at
- anybody's door, folks gen 'lly thought it was best to let her in; but
- then, they never thought her coming was for any good, for she was just
- like the wind,&mdash;she came when the fit was on her, she staid jest so
- long as it pleased her, and went when she got ready, and not before.
- Ketury understood English, and could talk it well enough, but always
- seemed to scorn it, and was allers mowin' and mutterin' to herself in
- Indian, and winkin' and blinkin' as if she saw more folks round than you
- did, so that she wa'n't no way pleasant company; and yet everybody took
- good care to be polite to her.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;So old Cack asked her to come in, and didn't make no question where she
- come from, or what she come on; but he knew it was twelve good miles from
- where she lived to his hut, and the snow was drifted above her middle: and
- Cap'n Eb declared that there wa'n't no track, nor sign o' a track, of
- anybody's coming through that snow next morning.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;How did she get there, then?&rdquo; said I.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Didn't ye never see brown leaves a-ridin' on the wind? Well,' Cap'n Eb he
- says, 'she came on the wind,' and I'm sure it was strong enough to fetch
- her. But Cack he got her down into the warm corner, and he poured her out
- a mug o' hot toddy, and give her: but ye see her bein' there sort o'
- stopped the conversation; for she sot there a-rockin' back'ards and
- for'ards, a-sippin her toddy, and a-mutterin', and lookin' up chimbley.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Cap'n Eb says in all his born days he never hearn such screeches and
- yells as the wind give over that chimbley; and old Cack got so frightened,
- you could fairly hear his teeth chatter.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;But Cap'n Eb he was a putty brave man, and he wa'n't goin' to have
- conversation stopped by no woman, witch or no witch; and so, when he see
- her mutterin', and lookin' up chimbley, he spoke up, and says he, 'Well,
- Ketury, what do you see?' says he. 'Come, out with it; don't keep it to
- yourself.' Ye see Cap'n Eb was a hearty fellow, and then he was a leetle
- warmed up with the toddy.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Then he said he see an evil kind o' smile on Ketury's face, and she
- rattled her necklace o' bones and snakes' tails; and her eyes seemed to
- snap; and she looked up the chimbley, and called out, 'Come down, come
- down! let's see who ye be.'
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Then there was a scratchin' and a rumblin' and a groan; and a pair of
- feet come down the chimbley, and stood right in the middle of the haarth,
- the toes pi'ntin' out'rds, with shoes and silver buckles a-shinin' in the
- firelight. Cap'n Eb says he never come so near bein' scared in his life;
- and, as to old Cack, he jest wilted right down in his chair.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Then old Ketury got up, and reached her stick up chimbley, and called out
- louder, 'Come down, come down! let's see who ye be.' And, sure enough,
- down came a pair o' legs, and j'ined right on to the feet: good fair legs
- they was, with ribbed stockings and leather breeches.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Wal, we're in for it now,' says Cap'n Eb. 'Go it, Ketury, and let's have
- the rest on him.'
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Ketury didn't seem to mind him: she stood there as stiff as a stake, and
- kep' callin' out, 'Come down, come down! let's see who ye be.' And then
- come down the body of a man with a brown coat and yellow vest, and j'ined
- right on to the legs; but there wa'n't no arms to it. Then Ketury shook
- her stick up chimbley, and called, '<i>Come down, come down!</i>' And
- there came down a pair o' arms, and went on each side o' the body; and
- there stood a man all finished, only there wa'n't no head on him.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Wal, Ketury,' says Cap'n Eb, 'this 'ere's getting serious. I 'spec' you
- must finish him up, and let's see what he wants of us.'
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Then Ketury called out once more, louder'n ever, 'Come down, come down!
- let's see who ye be.' And, sure enough, down comes a man's head, and
- settled on the shoulders straight enough; and Cap'n Eb, the minit he sot
- eyes on him, knew he was Jehiel Lommedieu.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br /><a name="linkimage-0003" id="linkimage-0003"> </a>
- </p>
- <div class="fig" style="width:65%;">
- <img src="images/0035.jpg" alt="0035m " width="100%" /><br />
- </div>
- <h5>
- <a href="images/0035.jpg"><img src="images/enlarge.jpg" alt="" /> </a>
- </h5>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Old Cack knew him too; and he fell flat on his face, and prayed the Lord
- to have mercy on his soul: but Cap'n Eb he was for gettin' to the bottom
- of matters, and not have his scare for nothin'; so he says to him, 'What
- do you want, now you hev come?'
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;The man he didn't speak; he only sort o' moaned, and p'inted to the
- chimbley. He seemed to try to speak, but couldn't; for ye see it isn't
- often that his sort o' folks is permitted to speak: but just then there
- came a screechin' blast o' wind, and blowed the door open, and blowed the
- smoke and fire all out into the room, and there seemed to be a whirlwind
- and darkness and moans and screeches; and, when it all cleared up, Ketury
- and the man was both gone, and only old Cack lay on the ground, rolling
- and moaning as if he'd die.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, Cap'n Eb he picked him up, and built up the fire, and sort o'
- comforted him up, 'cause the crittur was in distress o' mind that was
- drefful. The awful Providence, ye see, had awakened him, and his sin had
- been set home to his soul; and he was under such conviction, that it all
- had to come out,&mdash;how old Cack's father had murdered poor Lommedieu
- for his money, and Cack had been privy to it, and helped his father build
- the body up in that very chimbley; and he said that he hadn't had neither
- peace nor rest since then, and that was what had driv' him away from
- ordinances; for ye know sinnin' will always make a man leave prayin'. Wal,
- Cack didn't live but a day or two. Cap'n Eb he got the minister o'
- Sherburn and one o' the selectmen down to see him; and they took his
- deposition. He seemed railly quite penitent; and Parson Carryl he prayed
- with him, and was faithful in settin' home the providence to his soul: and
- so, at the eleventh hour, poor old Cack might have got in; at least it
- looks a leetle like it. He was distressed to think he couldn't live to be
- hung. He sort o' seemed to think, that if he was fairly tried, and hung,
- it would make it all square. He made Parson Carryl promise to have the old
- mill pulled down, and bury the body; and, after he was dead, they did it.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Cap'n Eb he was one of a party o' eight that pulled down the chimbley;
- and there, sure enough, was the skeleton of poor Lommedieu.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;So there you see, boys, there can't be no iniquity so hid but what it 'll
- come out. The wild Indians of the forest, and the stormy winds and
- tempests, j'ined together to bring out this'ere.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;For my part,&rdquo; said Aunt Lois sharply, &ldquo;I never believed that story.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Why, Lois,&rdquo; said my grandmother, &ldquo;Cap'n Eb Sawin was a regular
- church-member, and a most respectable man.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Law, mother! I don't doubt he thought so. I suppose he and Cack got
- drinking toddy together, till he got asleep, and dreamed it. I wouldn't
- believe such a thing if it did happen right before my face and eyes. I
- should only think I was crazy, that's all.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Come, Lois, if I was you, I wouldn't talk so like a Sadducee,&rdquo; said my
- grandmother. &ldquo;What would become of all the accounts in Dr. Cotton Mather's
- 'Magnilly' if folks were like you?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal,&rdquo; said Sam Lawson, drooping contemplatively over the coals, and
- gazing into the fire, &ldquo;there's a putty consid'able sight o' things in this
- world that's true; and then ag'in there's a sight o' things that ain't
- true. Now, my old gran'ther used to say, 'Boys, says he, 'if ye want to
- lead a pleasant and prosperous life, ye must contrive allers to keep jest
- the <i>happy medium</i> between truth and falsehood.' Now, that are's my
- doctrine.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Aunt Lois knit severely.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Boys,&rdquo; said Sam, &ldquo;don't you want ter go down with me and get a mug o'
- cider?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Of course we did, and took down a basket to bring up some apples to roast.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Boys,&rdquo; says Sam mysteriously, while he was drawing the cider, &ldquo;you jest
- ask your Aunt Lois to tell you what she knows 'bout Ruth Sullivan.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Why, what is it?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh! you must ask <i>her</i>. These 'ere folks that's so kind o' toppin'
- about sperits and sich, come sift 'em down, you gen 'lly find they knows
- one story that kind o' puzzles 'em. Now you mind, and jist ask your Aunt
- Lois about Ruth Sullivan.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br /><a name="linkimage-0004" id="linkimage-0004"> </a>
- </p>
- <div class="fig" style="width:20%;">
- <img src="images/5040.jpg" alt="5040 " width="100%" /><br /><a
- href="images/5040.jpg"><img src="images/enlarge.jpg" alt="" /> </a>
- </div>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
- <a name="link2H_4_0003" id="link2H_4_0003"> </a>
- </p>
- <div style="height: 4em;">
- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- THE SULLIVAN LOOKING-GLASS
- </h2>
- <p>
- <br /><br /><a name="linkimage-0005" id="linkimage-0005"> </a>
- </p>
- <div class="figleft" style="width:20%;">
- <img src="images/9041.jpg" alt="9041 " width="100%" /><br /><a
- href="images/9041.jpg"><img src="images/enlarge.jpg" alt="" /> </a>
- </div>
- <p>
- UNT LOIS,&rdquo; said I, &ldquo;what was that story about Ruth Sullivan?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Aunt Lois's quick black eyes gave a surprised flash; and she and my
- grandmother looked at each other a minute significantly.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Who told you any thing about Ruth Sullivan,&rdquo; she said sharply.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Nobody. Somebody said <i>you</i> knew something about her,&rdquo; said I.
- </p>
- <p>
- I was holding a skein of yarn for Aunt Lois; and she went on winding in
- silence, putting the ball through loops and tangled places.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Little boys shouldn't ask questions,&rdquo; she concluded at last
- sententiously. &ldquo;Little boys that ask too many questions get sent to bed.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- I knew that of old, and rather wondered at my own hardihood.
- </p>
- <p>
- Aunt Lois wound on in silence; but, looking in her face, I could see
- plainly that I had started an exciting topic.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I should think,&rdquo; pursued my grandmother in her corner, &ldquo;that Ruth's case
- might show you, Lois, that a good many things may happen,&mdash;more than
- you believe.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh, well, mother! Ruth's was a strange case; but I suppose there are ways
- of accounting for it.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You believed Ruth, didn't you?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh, certainly, I believed Ruth! Why shouldn't I? Ruth was one of my best
- friends, and as true a girl as lives: there wasn't any nonsense about
- Ruth. She was one of the sort,&rdquo; said Aunt Lois reflectively, &ldquo;that I'd as
- soon trust as myself: when she said a thing was so and so, I knew it was
- so.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Then, if you think Ruth's story was true,&rdquo; pursued my grandmother,
- &ldquo;what's the reason you are always cavilling at things just 'cause you
- can't understand how they came to be so?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Aunt Lois set her lips firmly, and wound with grim resolve. She was the
- very impersonation of that obstinate rationalism that grew up at the
- New-England fireside, close alongside of the most undoubting faith in the
- supernatural.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I don't believe such things,&rdquo; at last she snapped out, &ldquo;and I don't
- disbelieve them. I just let 'em alone. What do I know about 'em? Ruth
- tells me a story; and I believe her. I know what she saw beforehand, came
- true in a most remarkable way. Well, I'm sure I've no objection. One thing
- may be true, or another, for all me; but, just because I believe Ruth
- Sullivan, I'm not going to believe, right and left, all the stories in
- Cotton Mather, and all that anybody can hawk up to tell. Not I.&rdquo; This
- whole conversation made me all the more curious to get at the story thus
- dimly indicated; and so we beset Sam for information.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;So your Aunt Lois wouldn't tell ye nothin',&rdquo; said Sam. &ldquo;Wanter know,
- neow! sho!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;No: she said we must go to bed if we asked her.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;That 'are's a way folks has; but, ye see, boys,&rdquo; said Sam, while a droll
- confidential expression crossed the lack-lustre dolefulness of his visage,
- &ldquo;ye see, I put ye up to it, 'cause Miss Lois is so large and commandin' in
- her ways, and so kind o' up and down in all her doin's, that I like once
- and a while to sort o' gravel her; and I knowed enough to know that that
- 'are question would git her in a tight place.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Ye see, yer Aunt Lois was knowin' to all this 'ere about Ruth, so there
- wer'n't no gettin' away from it; and it's about as remarkable a providence
- as any o' them of Mister Cotton Marther's 'Magnilly.' So if you 'll come
- up in the barn-chamber this arternoon, where I've got a lot o' flax to
- hatchel out, I 'll tell ye all about it.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- So that afternoon beheld Sam arranged at full length on a pile of top-tow
- in the barn-chamber, hatchelling by proxy by putting Harry and myself to
- the service.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, now, boys, it's kind o' refreshing to see how wal ye take hold,&rdquo; he
- observed. &ldquo;Nothin' like bein' industrious while ye'r young: gret sight
- better now than loafin off, down in them medders.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br />
- </p>
- <p class="indent15">
- &ldquo;'In books and work and useful play
- </p>
- <p class="indent20">
- Let my fust years be past:
- </p>
- <p class="indent15">
- So shall I give for every day
- </p>
- <p class="indent20">
- Some good account at last.'&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;But, Sam, if we work for you, you must tell us that story about Ruth
- Sullivan.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Lordy massy! yis,&mdash;course I will. I've had the best kind o' chances
- of knowin' all about that 'are. Wal, you see there was old Gineral
- Sullivan, he lived in state and grande'r in the old Sullivan house out to
- Roxberry. I been to Roxberry, and seen that 'are house o' Gineral
- Sullivan's. There was one time that I was a consid'able spell lookin'
- round in Roxberry, a kind o' seein' how things wuz there, and whether or
- no there mightn't be some sort o' providential openin' or suthin'. I used
- to stay with Aunt Polly Ginger. She was sister to Mehitable Ginger,
- Gineral Sullivan's housekeeper, and hed the in and out o' the Sullivan
- house, and kind o' kept the run o' how things went and came in it. Polly
- she was a kind o' cousin o' my mother's, and allers glad to see me. Fact
- was, I was putty handy round house; and she used to save up her broken
- things and sich till I come round in the fall; and then I'd mend 'em up,
- and put the clock right, and split her up a lot o' kindlings, and board up
- the cellar-windows, and kind o' make her sort o' comfortable,&mdash;she
- bein' a lone body, and no man round. As I said, it was sort o' convenient
- to hev me; and so I jest got the run o' things in the Sullivan house
- pretty much as ef I was one on 'em. Gineral Sullivan he kept a grand
- house, I tell you. You see, he cum from the old country, and felt sort o'
- lordly and grand; and they used to hev the gretest kind o' doin's there to
- the Sullivan house. Ye ought ter a seen that 'are house,&mdash;gret big
- front hall and gret wide stairs; none o' your steep kind that breaks a
- feller's neck to get up and down, but gret broad stairs with easy risers,
- so they used to say you could a cantered a pony up that 'are stairway easy
- as not. Then there was gret wide rooms, and sofys, and curtains, and gret
- curtained bedsteads that looked sort o' like fortifications, and pictur's
- that was got in Italy and Rome and all them 'are heathen places. Ye see,
- the Gineral was a drefful worldly old critter, and was all for the pomps
- and the vanities. Lordy massy! I wonder what the poor old critter thinks
- about it all now, when his body's all gone to dust and ashes in the
- graveyard, and his soul's gone to 'tarnity! Wal, that are ain't none o' my
- business; only it shows the vanity o' riches in a kind o' strikin' light,
- and makes me content that I never hed none.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;But, Sam, I hope General Sullivan wasn't a wicked man, <i>was</i> he?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, I wouldn't say he was railly wickeder than the run; but he was one
- o' these 'ere high-stepping, big-feeling fellers, that seem to be a hevin'
- their portion in this life. Drefful proud he was; and he was pretty much
- sot on this world, and kep' a sort o' court goin' on round him. Wal, I
- don't jedge him nor nobody: folks that hes the world is apt to get sot on
- it. Don't none on us do more than middlin' well.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;But, Sam, what about Ruth Sullivan?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Ruth?&mdash;Oh, yis!&mdash;Ruth&mdash;.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, ye see, the only crook in the old Gineral's lot was he didn't hev no
- children. Mis' Sullivan, she was a beautiful woman, as handsome as a
- pictur'; but she never had but one child; and he was a son who died when
- he was a baby, and about broke her heart. And then this 'ere Ruth was her
- sister's child, that was born about the same time; and, when the boy died,
- they took Ruth home to sort o' fill his place, and kind o' comfort up Mis'
- Sullivan. And then Ruth's father and mother died; and they adopted her for
- their own, and brought her up.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, she grew up to be amazin' handsome. Why, everybody said that she was
- jest the light and glory of that 'are old Sullivan place, and worth more'n
- all the pictur's and the silver and the jewels, and all there was in the
- house; and she was jest so innercent and sweet, that you never see nothing
- to beat it. Wal, your Aunt Lois she got acquainted with Ruth one summer
- when she was up to Old Town a visitin' at Parson Lothrop's. Your Aunt Lois
- was a gal then, and a pretty good-lookin' one too; and, somehow or other,
- she took to Ruth, and Ruth took to her. And when Ruth went home, they used
- to be a writin' backwards and forads; and I guess the fact was, Ruth
- thought about as much of your Aunt Lois as she did o' anybody. Ye see,
- your aunt was a kind o' strong up-and-down woman that always knew certain
- jest what she did know; and Ruth, she was one o' them gals that seems sort
- o' like a stray lamb or a dove that's sort o' lost their way in the world,
- and wants some one to show 'em where to go next. For, ye see, the fact
- was, the old Gineral and Madam, they didn't agree very well. He wa'n't
- well pleased that she didn't have no children; and she was sort o' jealous
- o' him 'cause she got hold o' some sort of story about how he was to a
- married somebody else over there in England: so she got sort o' riled up,
- jest as wimmen will, the best on 'em; and they was pretty apt to have
- spats, and one could give t'other as good as they sent; and, by all
- accounts, they fit putty lively sometimes. And, between the two, Ruth she
- was sort o' scared, and fluttered like a dove that didn't know jest where
- to settle. Ye see, there she was in that 'are great wide house, where they
- was a feastin' and a prancin' and a dancin', and a goin' on like
- Ahashuerus and Herodias and all them old Scriptur' days. There was a
- comin' and goin,' and there was gret dinners and gret doin's, but no love;
- and, you know, the Scriptur' says, 'Better is a dinner o' yarbs, where
- love is, than a stalled ox, and hatred therewith.'
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, I don't orter say <i>hatred</i>, arter all. I kind o reckon, the old
- Gineral did the best he could: the fact is, when a woman gits a kink in
- her head agin a man, the best on us don't allers do jest the right thing.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Any way, Ruth, she was sort o' forlorn, and didn't seem to take no
- comfort in the goin's on. The Gineral he was mighty fond on her, and proud
- on her; and there wa'n't nothin' too good for Ruth. He was free-handed,
- the Gineral wuz. He dressed her up in silks and satins, and she hed a maid
- to wait on her, and she hed sets o' pearl and dimond; and Madam Sullivan
- she thought all the world on her, and kind o' worshipped the ground she
- trod on. And yet Ruth was sort o' lonesome.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Ye see, Ruth wa'n't calculated for grande'r. Some folks ain't.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Why, that 'are summer she spent out to Old Town, she was jest as chirk
- and chipper as a wren, a wearin' her little sun-bunnet, and goin' a
- huckle-berryin' and a black-berryin' and diggin' sweet-flag, and gettin
- cowslops and dandelions; and she hed a word for everybody. And everybody
- liked Ruth, and wished her well. Wal, she was sent for her health; and she
- got that, and more too: she got a sweetheart.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Ye see, there was a Cap'n Oliver a visitin' at the minister's that
- summer,&mdash;a nice, handsome young man as ever was. He and Ruth and your
- Aunt Lois, they was together a good deal; and they was a ramblin' and a
- ridin' and a sailin': and so Ruth and the Capting went the way o' all the
- airth, and fell dead in love with each other. Your Aunt Lois she was
- knowing to it and all about it, 'cause Ruth she was jest one of them that
- couldn't take a step without somebody to talk to.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Captain Oliver was of a good family in England; and so, when he made bold
- to ask the old Gineral for Ruth, he didn't say him nay: and it was agreed,
- as they was young, they should wait a year or two. If he and she was of
- the same mind, he should be free to marry her. Jest right on that, the
- Captain's regiment was ordered home, and he had to go; and, the next they
- heard, it was sent off to India. And poor little Ruth she kind o' drooped
- and pined; but she kept true, and wouldn't have nothin' to say to nobody
- that came arter her, for there was lots and cords o' fellows as did come
- arter her. Ye see, Ruth had a takin' way with her; and then she had the
- name of bein' a great heiress, and that allers draws fellers, as molasses
- does flies.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, then the news came, that Captain Oliver was comin' home to England,
- and the ship was took by the Algerenes, and he was gone into slavery there
- among them heathen Mahomedans and what not.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Folks seemed to think it was all over with him, and Ruth might jest as
- well give up fust as last. And the old Gineral he'd come to think she
- might do better; and he kep' a introducin' one and another, and tryin' to
- marry her off; but Ruth she wouldn't. She used to write sheets and sheets
- to your Aunt Lois about it; and I think Aunt Lois she kep' her grit up.
- Your Aunt Lois she'd a stuck by a man to the end o' time ef't ben her
- case; and so she told Ruth.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, then there was young Jeff Sullivan, the Gineral's nephew, he turned
- up; and the Gineral he took a gret fancy to him. He was next heir to the
- Gineral; but he'd ben a pretty rackety youngster in his young days,&mdash;off
- to sea, and what not, and sowed a consid'able crop o' wild oats. People
- said he'd been a pirating off there in South Ameriky. Lordy massy! nobody
- rightly knew where he hed ben or where he hadn't: all was, he turned up at
- last all alive, and chipper as a skunk blackbird. Wal, of course he made
- his court to Ruth; and the Gineral, he rather backed him up in it; but
- Ruth she wouldn't have nothin' to say to him. Wal, he come and took up his
- lodgin' at the Gineral's; and he was jest as slippery as an eel, and sort
- o' slid into every thing, that was a goin' on in the house and about it.
- He was here, and he was there, and he was everywhere, and a havin' his say
- about this and that; and he got everybody putty much under his thumb. And
- they used to say, he wound the Gineral round and round like a skein o'
- yarn; but he couldn't come it round Ruth.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, the Gineral said she shouldn't be forced; and Jeff, he was smooth as
- satin, and said he'd be willing to wait as long as Jacob did for Rachel.
- And so there he sot down, a watchin' as patient as a cat at a
- mousehole; 'cause the Gineral he was thick-set and shortnecked, and drank
- pretty free, and was one o' the sort that might pop off any time.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, Mis' Sullivan, she beset the Gineral to make a provision for
- Ruth; 'cause she told him very sensible, that he'd brought her up in
- luxury, and that it wa'n't fair not to settle somethin' on her; and so the
- Gineral he said he'd make a will, and part the property equally between
- them. And he says to Jeff, that, if he played his part as a young fellow
- oughter know how, it would all come to him in the end; 'cause they hadn't
- heard nothing from Captain Oliver for three or four years, and folks about
- settled it that he must, be dead.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, the Gineral he got a letter about an estate that had come to him in
- England; and he had to go over. Wal, livin' on the next estate, was the
- very cousin of the Gineral's that he was to a married when they was both
- young: the lands joined so that the grounds run together. What came
- between them two nobody knows; but she never married, and there she was.
- There was high words between the Gineral and Madam Sullivan about his
- goin' over. She said there wa'n't no sort o' need on't, and he said there
- was; and she said she hoped <i>she</i> should be in her grave afore he
- come back; and he said she might suit herself about that for all him. That
- 'are was the story that the housekeeper told to Aunt Polly; and Aunt Polly
- she told me. These 'ere squabbles somehow allers does kind o' leak out one
- way or t'other. Anyhow, it was a house divided agin itself at the
- Gineral's, when he was a fixin' out for the voyage. There was Ruth a goin'
- fust to one, and then to t'other, and tryin' all she could to keep peace
- beteen 'em; and there was this 'ere Master Slick Tongue talkin' this way
- to one side, and that way to t'other, and the old Gineral kind o' like a
- shuttle-cock atween 'em.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, then, the night afore he sailed, the Gineral he hed his lawyer up in
- his library there, a lookin' over all his papers and bonds and things, and
- a witnessing his will; and Master Jeff was there, as lively as a cricket,
- a goin' into all affairs, and offerin' to take precious good care while he
- was gone; and the Gineral he had his papers and letters out, a sortin' on
- 'em over, which was to be took to the old country, and which was to be put
- in a trunk to go back to Lawyer Dennis's office.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, Abner Ginger, Polly's boy, he that was footman and waiter then at
- the Gineral's, he told me, that, about eight o'clock that evening he went
- up with hot water and lemons and sperits and sich, and he see the gret
- green table in the library all strewed and covered with piles o' papers;
- and there was tin boxes a standin' round; and the Gineral a packin' a
- trunk, and young Master Jeff, as lively and helpful as a rat that smells
- cheese. And then the Gineral he says, 'Abner,' says he, 'can you write
- your name?'&mdash;'I should hope so, Gineral.' says Abner.&mdash;'Wal,
- then, Abner,' says he, 'this is my last will; and I want you to witness
- it,' and so Abner he put down his name opposite to a place with a wafer
- and a seal; and then the Gineral, he says, 'Abner, you tell Ginger to come
- here.' That, you see, was his housekeeper, my Aunt Polly's sister, and a
- likely woman as ever was. And so they had her up, and she put down her
- name to the will; and then Aunt Polly she was had up (she was drinking tea
- there that night), and she put down her name. And all of 'em did it with
- good heart, 'cause it had got about among 'em that the will was to provide
- for Miss Ruth; for everybody loved Ruth, ye see, and there was consid'ble
- many stories kind o' goin' the rounds about Master Jeff and his doin's.
- And they did say he sort o' kep' up the strife atween the Gineral and my
- lady, and so they didn't think none too well o' him; and, as he was next
- o' kin, and Miss Ruth wa'n't none o' the Gineral's blood (ye see, she was
- Mis' Sullivan's sister's child), of course there wouldn't nothin' go to
- Miss Ruth in way o' law, and so that was why the signin' o' that 'are will
- was so much talked about among 'em.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, you see, the Gineral he sailed the next day; and Jeff he staid by to
- keep watch o' things.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, the old Gineral he got over safe; for Miss Sullivan, she had a
- letter from him all right. When he got away, his conscience sort o' nagged
- him, and he was minded to be a good husband. At any rate, he wrote a good
- loving letter to her, and sent his love to Ruth, and sent over lots o'
- little keepsakes and things for her, and told her that he left her under
- good protection, and wanted her to try and make up her mind to marry Jeff,
- as that would keep the property together.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, now there couldn't be no sort o' sugar sweeter than Jeff was to them
- lone wimmen. Jeff was one o' the sort that could be all things to all
- wimmen. He waited and he tended, and he was as humble as any snake in the
- grass that ever ye see and the old lady, she clean fell in with him, but
- Ruth, she seemed to have a regular spite agin him. And she that war as
- gentle as a lamb, that never had so much as a hard thought of a mortal
- critter, and wouldn't tread on a worm, she was so set agin Jeff, that she
- wouldn't so much as touch his hand when she got out o' her kerridge.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, now comes the strange part o' my story: Ruth was one o' the kind
- that <i>hes the gift o' seein'. She was born with a veil over her face!</i>&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- This mysterious piece of physiological information about Ruth was given
- with a look and air that announced something very profound and awful; and
- we both took up the inquiry, &ldquo;Born with a veil over her face? How should
- <i>that</i> make her see?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, boys, how should I know? But the fact <i>is so</i>. There's those as
- is wal known as lies the gift o' seein' what others can't see: they can
- see through walls and houses; they can see people's hearts; they can see
- what's to come. They don't know nothin' how 'tis, but this 'ere knowledge
- comes to 'em: it's a gret gift; and that sort's born with the veil over
- their faces. Ruth was o' these 'ere. Old Granny Badger she was the
- knowingest old nuss in all these parts; and she was with Ruth's mother
- when she was born, and she told Lady Lothrop all about it. Says she, 'You
- may depend upon it that child 'll have the &ldquo;<i>second-sight</i>,&rdquo;' says
- she. Oh, that 'are fact was wal known! Wal, that was the reason why Jeff
- Sullivan couldn't come it round Ruth tho' he was silkier than a
- milkweed-pod, and jest about as patient as a spider in his hole a watchin'
- to got his grip on a fly. Ruth wouldn't argue with him, and she wouldn't
- flout him; but she jest shut herself up in herself, and kept a lookout on
- him; but she told your Aunt Lois jest what she thought about him.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, in about six months, come the news that the Gineral was dead. He
- dropped right down in his tracks, dead with apoplexy, as if he had been
- shot; and Lady Maxwell she writ a long letter to my lady and Ruth. Ye see,
- he'd got to be Sir Thomas Sullivan over there; and he was a comin' home to
- take 'em all over to England to live in grande'r. Wal, my Lady Sullivan
- (she was then, ye see) she took it drefful hard. Ef they'd a been the
- lovingest couple in the world, she couldn't a took it harder. Aunt Polly,
- she said it was all 'cause she thought so much of him, that she fit him
- so. There's women that thinks so much o' their husbands, that they won't
- let 'em hev no peace o' their life; and I expect it war so with her poor
- soul! Any way, she went right down smack when she heard he was dead. She
- was abed, sick, when the news come; and she never spoke nor smiled, jest
- turned her back to everybody, and kinder wilted and wilted, and was dead
- in a week. And there was poor little Ruth left all alone in the world,
- with neither kith nor kin but Jeff.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, when the funeral was over, and the time app'inted to read the will
- and settle up matters, there wa'n't no will to be found nowhere, high nor
- low.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Lawyer Dean he flew round like a parched pea on a shovel. He said he
- thought he could a gone in the darkest night, and put his hand on that
- 'ere will; but when he went where he thought it was, he found it warn't
- there, and he knowed he'd kep' it under lock and key. What he thought was
- the will turned out to be an old mortgage. Wal, there was an awful row and
- a to-do about it, you may be sure. Ruth, she jist said nothin' good or
- bad. And her not speakin' made Jeff a sight more uncomfortable than ef
- she'd a hed it out with him. He told her it shouldn't make no sort o'
- difference; that he should allers stand ready to give her all he hed, if
- she'd only take him with it. And when it came to that she only gin him a
- look, and went out o' the room.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Jeff he flared and flounced and talked, and went round and round a
- rumpussin' among the papers, but no will was forthcoming high or low. Wal,
- now here comes what's remarkable. Ruth she told this 'ere, all the
- particulars, to yer Aunt Lois and Lady Lothrop. She said that the night
- after the funeral she went up to her chamber. Ruth had the gret front
- chamber, opposite to Mis' Sullivan's. I've been in it; it was a monstrous
- big room, with outlandish furniture in it, that the Gineral brought over
- from an old palace out to Italy. And there was a great big lookin'-glass
- over the dressin'-table, that they said come from Venice, that swung so
- that you could see the whole room in it. Wal, she was a standin' front o'
- this, jist goin' to undress herself, a hearin' the rain drip on the leaves
- and the wind a whishin' and whisperin' in the old elm-trees, and jist a
- thinkin' over her lot, and what should she do now, all alone in the world,
- when of a sudden she felt a kind o' lightness in her head, and she thought
- she seemed to see somebody in the glass a movin'. And she looked behind,
- and there wa'n't nobody there. Then she looked forward in the glass, and
- saw a strange big room, that she'd never seen before, with a long painted
- winder in it; and along side o' this stood a tall cabinet with a good many
- drawers in it. And she saw herself, and knew that it was herself, in this
- room, along with another woman whose back was turned towards her. She saw
- herself speak to this woman, and p'int to the cabinet. She saw the woman
- nod her head. She saw herself go to the cabinet, and open the middle
- drawer, and take out a bundle o' papers from the very back end on't. She
- saw her take out a paper from the middle, and open it, and hold it up; and
- she knew that there was the missin' will. Wal, it all overcome her so that
- she fainted clean away. And her maid found her a lyin' front o' the
- dressin'-table on the floor.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;She was sick of a fever for a week or fortnight a'ter; and your Aunt Lois
- she was down takin' care of her; and, as soon as she got able to be moved,
- she was took out to Lady Lothrop's. Jeff he was jist as attentive and good
- as he could be; but she wouldn't bear him near her room. If he so much as
- set a foot on the stairs that led to it she'd know it, and got so wild
- that he hed to be kept from comin' into the front o' the house. But he was
- doin' his best to buy up good words from everybody. He paid all the
- servants double; he kept every one in their places, and did so well by 'em
- all that the gen'l word among 'em was that Miss Ruth couldn't do better
- than to marry such a nice, open-handed gentleman.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, Lady Lothrop she wrote to Lady Maxwell all that hed happened; and
- Lady Maxwell, she sent over for Ruth to come over and be a companion for
- her, and said she'd adopt her, and be as a mother to her.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, then Ruth she went over with some gentlefolks that was goin' back to
- England, and offered to see her safe and sound; and so she was set down at
- Lady Maxwell's manor. It was a grand place, she said, and such as she
- never see before,&mdash;like them old gentry places in England. And Lady
- Maxwell she made much of her, and cosseted her up for the sake of what the
- old Gineral had said about her. And Ruth she told her all her story, and
- how she believed that the will was to be found somewhere, and that she
- should be led to see it yet.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;She told her, too, that she felt it in her that Cap'n Oliver wasn't dead,
- and that he'd come back yet. And Lady Maxwell she took up for her with
- might and main, and said she'd stand by her. But then, ye see, so long as
- there warn't no will to be found, there warn't nothin' to be done. Jeff
- was the next heir; and he'd got every thing, stock, and lot, and the
- estate in England into the bargain. And folks was beginnin' to think putty
- well of him, as folks allers does when a body is up in the world, and hes
- houses and lands. Lordy massy! riches allers covers a multitude o' sins.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Finally, when Ruth hed ben six months with her, one day Lady Maxwell got
- to tellin' her all about her history, and what hed ben atween her and her
- cousin, when they was young, and how they hed a quarrel and he flung off
- to Ameriky, and all them things that it don't do folks no good to remember
- when it's all over and can't be helped. But she was a lone body, and it
- seemed to do her good to talk about it.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Finally, she says to Ruth, says she, 'I 'll show you a room in this house
- you han't seen before. It was the room where we hed that quarrel,' says
- she; 'and the last I saw of him was there, till he come back to die,' says
- she.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;So she took a gret key out of her bunch; and she led Ruth along a long
- passage-way to the other end of the house, and opened on a great library.
- And the minute Ruth came in, she threw up her hands and gin a great cry.
- 'Oh!' says she, 'this is the room! and there is the window! and there is
- the cabinet I and <i>there in that middle drawer at the back end in a
- bundle of papers is the will!</i>
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;And Lady Maxwell she said, quite dazed, 'Go look,' says she. And Ruth
- went, jest as she seed herself do, and opened the drawer, and drew forth
- from the back part a yellow pile of old letters. And in the middle of
- those was the will, sure enough. Ruth drew it out, and opened it, and
- showed it to her.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, you see that will give Ruth the whole of the Gineral's property in
- America, tho' it did leave the English estate to Jeff.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, the end on't was like a story-book.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Jeff he made believe be mighty glad. And he said it must a ben that the
- Gineral hed got flustered with the sperit and water, and put that 'ere
- will in among his letters that he was a doin' up to take back to England.
- For it was in among Lady Maxwell's letters that she writ him when they was
- young, and that he'd a kep' all these years and was a takin' back to her.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, Lawyer Dean said he was sure that Jeff made himself quite busy and
- useful that night, a tyin' up the papers with red tape, and a packin' the
- Gin-eral's trunk; and that, when Jeff gin him his bundle to lock up in his
- box, he never mistrusted but what he'd got it all right.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, you see it was jest one of them things that can't be known to the
- jedgment-day. It might a ben an accident, and then agin it might not; and
- folks settled it one way or t'other, 'cordin' to their 'pinion o' Jeff;
- but ye see how 'mazin' handy for him it happened! Why, ef it hadn't ben
- for the providence I've ben a tellin' about, there it might a lain in them
- old letters, that Lady Maxwell said she never hed the heart to look over!
- it never would a turned up in the world.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well,&rdquo; said I, &ldquo;what became of Ruth?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh! Cap'n Oliver he came back all alive, and escaped from the Algerines;
- and they was married in King's Chapel, and lived in the old Sullivan
- House, in peace and prosperity. That's jest how the story was; and now
- Aunt Lois can make what she's a mind ter out on't.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;And what became of Jeff?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh! he started to go over to England, and the ship was wrecked off the
- Irish coast, and that was the last of him. He never got to his property.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Good enough for him,&rdquo; said both of us.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, I don't know: 'twas pretty hard on Jeff. Mebbe he did, and mebbe he
- didn't. I'm glad I warn't in his shoes, tho' I'd rather never hed nothin'.
- This 'ere hastin' to be rich is sich a drefful temptation.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, now, boys, ye've done a nice lot o' flax, and I guess we 'll go up
- to yer grand'ther's cellar and git a mug o' cyder. Talkin' always gits me
- dry.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br /><a name="linkimage-0006" id="linkimage-0006"> </a>
- </p>
- <div class="fig" style="width:20%;">
- <img src="images/5068.jpg" alt="5068 " width="100%" /><br /><a
- href="images/5068.jpg"><img src="images/enlarge.jpg" alt="" /> </a>
- </div>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
- <a name="link2H_4_0004" id="link2H_4_0004"> </a>
- </p>
- <div style="height: 4em;">
- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- THE MINISTER'S HOUSEKEEPER
- </h2>
- <p>
- <i>Scene.&mdash;The shady side of a blueberry-pasture.&mdash;Sam Lawson
- with the boys, picking blueberries.&mdash;Sam, loq.</i>
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br /><a name="linkimage-0007" id="linkimage-0007"> </a>
- </p>
- <div class="figleft" style="width:20%;">
- <img src="images/9069.jpg" alt="9069 " width="100%" /><br /><a
- href="images/9069.jpg"><img src="images/enlarge.jpg" alt="" /> </a>
- </div>
- <p>
- AL, you see, boys, 'twas just here,&mdash;Parson Carryl's wife, she died
- along in the forepart o' March: my cousin Huldy, she undertook to keep
- house for him. The way on't was, that Huldy, she went to take care o' Mis'
- Carryl in the fust on't, when she fust took sick. Huldy was a tailoress by
- trade; but then she was one o' these 'ere facultised persons that has a
- gift for most any thing, and that was how Mis' Carryl come to set sech
- store by her, that, when she was sick, nothin' would do for her but she
- must have Huldy round all the time: and the minister, he said he'd make it
- good to her all the same, and she shouldn't lose nothin' by it. And so
- Huldy, she staid with Mis' Carryl full three months afore she died, and
- got to seein' to every thing pretty much round the place.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, arter Mis' Carryl died, Parson Carryl, he'd got so kind o' used to
- hevin' on her 'round, takin' care o' things, that he wanted her to stay
- along a spell; and so Huldy, she staid along a spell, and poured out his
- tea, and mended his close, and made pies and cakes, and cooked and washed
- and ironed, and kep' every thing as neat as a pin. Huldy was a drefful
- chipper sort o' gal; and work sort o' rolled off from her like water off a
- duck's back. There warn't no gal in Sherburne that could put sich a sight
- o' work through as Huldy; and yet, Sunday mornin', she always come out in
- the singers' seat like one o' these 'ere June roses, lookin' so fresh and
- smilin', and her voice was jest as clear and sweet as a meadow lark's&mdash;Lordy
- massy! I 'member how she used to sing some o' them 'are places where the
- treble and counter used to go together: her voice kind o trembled a
- little, and it sort o' went thro' and thro' a feller! tuck him right where
- he lived!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Here Sam leaned contemplatively back with his head in a clump of sweet
- fern, and refreshed himself with a chew of young wintergreen. &ldquo;This'ere
- young wintergreen, boys, is jest like a feller's thoughts o' things that
- happened when he was young: it comes up jest so fresh and tender every
- year, the longest time you hev to live; and you can't help chawin' on't
- tho' 'tis sort o' stingin'. I don't never get over likin' young
- wintergreen.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;But about Huldah, Sam?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh, yes! about Huldy. Lordy massy! when a feller is Indianin' round,
- these 'ere pleasant summer days, a feller's thoughts gits like a flock o'
- young partridges: they's up and down and everywhere; 'cause one place is
- jest about as good as another, when they's all so kind o' comfortable and
- nice. Wal, about Huldy,&mdash;as I was a sayin'. She was jest as handsome
- a gal to look at as a feller could have; and I think a nice, well-behaved
- young gal in the singers' seat of a Sunday is a means o' grace: it's sort
- o' drawin' to the unregenerate, you know.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Why, boys, in them days, I've walked ten miles over to Sherburne of a
- Sunday mornin', jest to play the bass-viol in the same singers' seat with
- Huldy. She was very much respected, Huldy was; and, when she went out to
- tailorin', she was allers bespoke six months ahead, and sent for in
- waggins up and down for ten miles round; for the young fellers was allers
- 'mazin' anxious to be sent after Huldy, and was quite free to offer to go
- for her. Wal, after Mis' Carryl died, Huldy got to be sort o' housekeeper
- at the minister's, and saw to every thing, and did every thing: so that
- there warn't a pin out o' the way.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;But you know how 'tis in parishes: there allers is women that thinks the
- minister's affairs belongs to them, and they ought to have the rulin' and
- guidin' of 'em; and, if a minister's wife dies, there's folks that allers
- has their eyes open on providences,&mdash;lookin' out who's to be the next
- one.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Now, there was Mis' Amaziah Pipperidge, a widder with snappin' black
- eyes, and a hook nose,&mdash;kind o' like a hawk; and she was one o' them
- up-and-down commandin' sort o' women, that feel that they have a call to
- be seein' to every thing that goes on in the parish, and 'specially to the
- minister.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Folks did say that Mis' Pipperidge sort o' sot her eye on the parson for
- herself: wal, now that 'are might a been, or it might not. Some folks
- thought it was a very suitable connection. You see she hed a good property
- of her own, right nigh to the minister's lot, and was allers kind o'
- active and busy; so, takin' one thing with another, I shouldn't wonder if
- Mis' Pipperidge should a thought that Providence p'inted that way. At any
- rate, she went up to Deakin Blodgett's wife, and they two sort o' put
- their heads together a mournin' and condolin' about the way. things was
- likely to go on at the minister's now Mis' Carryl was dead. Ye see, the
- parson's wife, she was one of them women who hed their eyes everywhere and
- on every thing. She was a little thin woman, but tough as Inger rubber,
- and smart as a steel trap; and there warn't a hen laid an egg, or cackled,
- but Mis' Carryl was right there to see about it; and she hed the garden
- made in the spring, and the medders mowed in summer, and the cider made,
- and the corn husked, and the apples got in the fall; and the doctor, he
- hedn't nothin' to do but jest sit stock still a meditatin' on Jerusalem
- and Jericho and them things that ministers think about. But Lordy massy!
- he didn't know nothin' about where any thing he eat or drunk or wore come
- from or went to: his wife jest led him 'round in temporal things and took
- care on him like a baby.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, to be sure, Mis' Carryl looked up to him in spirituals, and thought
- all the world on him; for there warn't a smarter minister no where 'round.
- Why, when he preached on decrees and election, they used to come clear
- over from South Parish, and West Sherburne, and Old Town to hear him; and
- there was sich a row o' waggins tied along by the meetin'-house that the
- stables was all full, and all the hitchin'-posts was full clean up to the
- tavern, so that folks said the doctor made the town look like a gineral
- trainin'-day a Sunday.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;He was gret on texts, the doctor was. When he hed a p'int to prove, he'd
- jest go thro' the Bible, and drive all the texts ahead o' him like a flock
- o' sheep; and then, if there was a text that seemed gin him, why, he'd
- come out with his Greek and Hebrew, and kind o' chase it 'round a spell,
- jest as ye see a fellar chase a contrary bell-wether, and make him jump
- the fence arter the rest. I tell you, there wa'n't no text in the Bible
- that could stand agin the doctor when his blood was up. The year arter the
- doctor was app'inted to preach the 'lection sermon in Boston, he made such
- a figger that the Brattlestreet Church sent a committee right down to see
- if they couldn't get him to Boston; and then the Sherburne folks, they up
- and raised his salary; ye see, there ain't nothin' wakes folks up like
- somebody else's wantin' what you've got. Wal, that fall they made him a
- Doctor o' Divinity at Cambridge College, and so they sot more by him than
- ever. Wal, you see, the doctor, of course he felt kind o' lonesome and
- afflicted when Mis' Carryl was gone; but railly and truly, Huldy was so up
- to every thing about house, that the doctor didn't miss nothin' in a
- temporal way. His shirt-bosoms was pleated finer than they ever was, and
- them ruffles 'round his wrists was kep' like the driven snow; and there
- warn't a brack in his silk stockin's, and his shoe buckles was kep'
- polished up, and his coats brushed; and then there warn't no bread and
- biscuit like Huldy's; and her butter was like solid lumps o' gold; and
- there wern't no pies to equal hers; and so the doctor never felt the loss
- o' Miss Carryl at table. Then there was Huldy allers oppisite to him, with
- her blue eyes and her cheeks like two fresh peaches. She was kind o'
- pleasant to look at; and the more the doctor looked at her the better he
- liked her; and so things seemed to be goin' on quite quiet and comfortable
- ef it hadn't been that Mis' Pipperidge and Mis' Deakin Blodgett and Mis'
- Sawin got their heads together a talkin' about things.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Poor man,' says Mis' Pipperidge, 'what can that child that he's got
- there do towards takin' the care of all that place? It takes a mature
- woman,' she says, 'to tread in Mis' Carryl's shoes.'
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'That it does,' said Mis' Blodgett; 'and, when things once get to runnin'
- down hill, there ain't no stoppin' on 'em,' says she.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Then Mis' Sawin she took it up. (Ye see, Mis' Sawin used to go out to
- dress-makin', and was sort o' jealous, 'cause folks sot more by Huldy than
- they did by her). 'Well,' says she, 'Huldy Peters is well enough at her
- trade. I never denied that, though I do say I never did believe in her way
- o' makin' button-holes; and I must say, if 'twas the dearest friend I hed,
- that I thought Huldy tryin' to fit Mis' Kittridge's plumb-colored silk was
- a clear piece o' presumption; the silk was jist spiled, so 'twarn't fit to
- come into the meetin'-house. I must say, Huldy's a gal that's always too
- ventersome about takin' 'spon-sibilities she don't know nothin' about.'
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Of course she don't,' said Mis' Deakin Blodgett. 'What does she know
- about all the lookin' and see-in' to that there ought to be in guidin' the
- minister's house. Huldy's well meanin', and she's good at her work, and
- good in the singers' seat; but Lordy massy I she hain't got no experience.
- Parson Carryl ought to have an experienced woman to keep house for him.
- There's the spring house-cleanin' and the fall house-cleanin' to be seen
- to, and the things to be put away from the moths; and then the gettin'
- ready for the association and all the ministers' meetin's; and the makin'
- the soap and the candles, and settin' the hens and turkeys, watchin' the
- calves, and seein' after the 'hired men and the garden; and there that
- 'are blessed man jist sets there at home as serene, and has nobody 'round
- but that 'are gal, and don't even know how things must be a runnin' to
- waste!'
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, the upshot on't was, they fussed and fuzzled and wuzzled till they'd
- drinked up all the tea in the teapot; and then they went down and called
- on the parson, and wuzzled him all up talkin' about this, that, and
- t'other that wanted lookin' to, and that it was no way to leave every
- thing to a young chit like Huldy, and that he ought to be lookin' about
- for an experienced woman. The parson he thanked 'em kindly, and said he
- believed their motives was good, but he didn't go no further. He didn't
- ask Mis' Pipperidge to come and stay there and help him, nor nothin' o'
- that kind; but he said he'd attend to matters himself. The fact was, the
- parson had got such a likin' for havin' Huldy 'round, that he couldn't
- think o' such a thing as swappin' her off for the Widder Pipperidge.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;But he thought to himself, 'Huldy is a good girl; but I oughtn't to be a
- leavin' every thing to her,&mdash;it's too hard on her. I ought to be
- instructin' and guidin' and helpin' of her; 'cause 'tain't everybody could
- be expected to know and do what Mis' Carryl did;' and so at it he went;
- and Lordy massy! didn't Huldy hev a time on't when the minister began to
- come out of his study, and want to tew 'round and see to things? Huldy,
- you see, thought all the world of the minister, and she was 'most afraid
- to laugh; but she told me she couldn't, for the life of her, help it when
- his back was turned, for he wuzzled things up in the most singular way.
- But Huldy she'd jest say 'Yes, sir,' and get him off into his study, and
- go on her own way.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Huldy,' says the minister one day, 'you ain't experienced out doors;
- and, when you want to know any thing, you must come to me.'
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Yes, sir,' says Huldy.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Now, Huldy,' says the parson,' you must be sure to save the turkey-eggs,
- so that we can have a lot of turkeys for Thanksgiving.'
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Yes, sir,' says Huldy; and she opened the pantry-door, and showed him a
- nice dishful she'd been a savin' up. Wal, the very next day the parson's
- hen-turkey was found killed up to old Jim Scroggs's barn. Folks said
- Scroggs killed it; though Scroggs, he stood to it he didn't: at any rate,
- the Scroggses, they made a meal on't; and Huldy, she felt bad about it
- 'cause she'd set her heart on raisin' the turkeys; and says she, 'Oh,
- dear! I don't know what I shall do. I was just ready to set her.'
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Do, Huldy?' says the parson: 'why, there's the other turkey, out there
- by the door; and a fine bird, too, he is.'
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Sure enough, there was the old tom-turkey a struttin' and a sidlin' and a
- quitterin,' and a floutin' his tail-feathers in the sun, like a lively
- young widower, all ready to begin life over agin.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'But,' says Huldy, 'you know <i>he</i> can't set on eggs.'
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'He can't? I'd like to know why,' says the parson. 'He <i>shall</i> set
- on eggs, and hatch 'em too.'
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'O doctor!' says Huldy, all in a tremble; 'cause, you know, she didn't
- want to contradict the minister, and she was afraid she should laugh,&mdash;'I
- never heard that a tom-turkey would set on eggs.'
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Why, they ought to,' said the parson, getting quite 'arnest: 'what else
- be they good for? you just bring out the eggs, now, and put 'em in the
- nest, and I 'll make him set on 'em.'
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;So Huldy she thought there wern't no way to convince him but to let him
- try: so she took the eggs out, and fixed 'em all nice in the nest; and
- then she come back and found old Tom a skirmishin' with the parson pretty
- lively, I tell ye. Ye see, old Tom he didn't take the idee at all; and he
- flopped and gobbled, and fit the parson; and the parson's wig got 'round
- so that his cue stuck straight out over his ear, but he'd got his blood
- up. Ye see, the old doctor was used to carryin' his p'ints o' doctrine;
- and he hadn't fit the Arminians and Socinians to be beat by a tom-turkey;
- so finally he made a dive, and ketched him by the neck in spite o' his
- floppin', and stroked him down, and put Huldy's apron 'round him.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'There, Huldy,' he says, quite red in the face, 'we've got him now;' and
- he travelled off to the barn with him as lively as a cricket.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Huldy came behind jist chokin' with laugh, and afraid the minister would
- look 'round and see her.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Now, Huldy, we 'll crook his legs, and set him down,' says the parson,
- when they got him to the nest: 'you see he is getting quiet, and he 'll
- set there all right.'
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;And the parson, he sot him down; and old Tom he sot there solemn enough,
- and held his head down all droopin', lookin' like a rail pious old cock,
- as long as the parson sot by him.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'There: you see how still he sets,' says the parson to Huldy.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br /><a name="linkimage-0008" id="linkimage-0008"> </a>
- </p>
- <div class="fig" style="width:65%;">
- <img src="images/0083.jpg" alt="0083m " width="100%" /><br />
- </div>
- <h5>
- <a href="images/0083.jpg"><img src="images/enlarge.jpg" alt="" /> </a>
- </h5>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Huldy was 'most dyin' for fear she should laugh, 'I'm afraid he 'll get
- up,' says she, 'when you do.'
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Oh, no, he won't!' says the parson, quite confident. 'There, there,'
- says he, layin' his hands on him, as if pronouncin' a blessin'. But when
- the parson riz up, old Tom he riz up too, and began to march over the
- eggs.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Stop, now!' says the parson. 'I 'll make him get down agin: hand me that
- corn-basket; we 'll put that over him.'
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;So he crooked old Tom's legs, and got him down agin; and they put the
- corn-basket over him, and then they both stood and waited.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'That 'll do the thing, Huldy,' said the parson.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'I don't know about it,' says Huldy.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Oh, yes, it will, child! I understand,' says he.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Just as he spoke, the basket riz right up and stood, and they could see
- old Tom's long legs.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'I 'll make him stay down, confound him,' says the parson; for, ye see,
- parsons is men, like the rest on us, and the doctor had got his spunk up.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'You jist hold him a minute, and I 'll get something that 'll make him
- stay, I guess;' and out he went to the fence, and brought in a long, thin,
- flat stone, and laid it on old Tom's back.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Old Tom he wilted down considerable under this, and looked railly as if
- he was goin' to give in. He staid still there a good long spell, and the
- minister and Huldy left him there and come up to the house; but they
- hadn't more than got in the door before they see old Tom a hippin' along,
- as high-steppin' as ever, say in' 'Talk! talk! and quitter! quitter!' and
- struttin' and gobblin' as if he'd come through the Red Sea, and got the
- victory.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Oh, my eggs!' says Huldy. 'I'm afraid he's smashed 'em!'
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;And sure enough, there they was, smashed flat enough under the stone.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'I 'll have him killed,' said the parson: 'we won't have such a critter
- 'round.'
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;But the parson, he slep' on't, and then didn't do it: he only come out
- next Sunday with a tip-top sermon on the ''Riginal Cuss' that was
- pronounced on things in gineral, when Adam fell, and showed how every
- thing was allowed to go contrary ever since. There was pig-weed, and
- pusley, and Canady thistles, cut-worms, and bag-worms, and canker-worms,
- to say nothin' of rattlesnakes. The doctor made it very impressive and
- sort o' improvin'; but Huldy, she told me, goin' home, that she hardly
- could keep from laughin' two or three times in the sermon when she thought
- of old Tom a standin' up with the corn-basket on his back.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, next week Huldy she jist borrowed the minister's horse and
- side-saddle, and rode over to South Parish to her Aunt Bascome's,&mdash;Widder
- Bascome's, you know, that lives there by the trout-brook,&mdash;and got a
- lot o' turkey-eggs o' her, and come back and set a hen on 'em, and said
- nothin'; and in good time there was as nice a lot o' turkey-chicks as ever
- ye see.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Huldy never said a word to the minister about his experiment, and he
- never said a word to her; but he sort o' kep' more to his books, and
- didn't take it on him to advise so much.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;But not long arter he took it into his head that Huldy ought to have a
- pig to be a fattin' with the buttermilk. Mis' Pipperidge set him up to it;
- and jist then old Tim Bigelow, out to Juniper Hill, told him if he'd call
- over he'd give him a little pig.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;So he sent for a man, and told him to build a pigpen right out by the
- well, and have it all ready when he came home with his pig.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Huldy she said she wished he might put a curb round the well out there,
- because in the dark, sometimes, a body might stumble into it; and the
- parson, he told him he might do that.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, old Aikin, the carpenter, he didn't come till most the middle of the
- arternoon; and then he sort o' idled, so that he didn't get up the
- well-curb till sun down; and then he went off and said he'd come and do
- the pig-pen next day.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, arter dark, Parson Carryl he driv into the yard, full chizel, with
- his pig. He'd tied up his mouth to keep him from squeelin'; and he see
- what he thought was the pig-pen,&mdash;he was rather near-sighted,&mdash;and
- so he ran and threw piggy over; and down he dropped into the water, and
- the minister put out his horse and pranced off into the house quite
- delighted.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br /><a name="linkimage-0009" id="linkimage-0009"> </a>
- </p>
- <div class="fig" style="width:65%;">
- <img src="images/0089.jpg" alt="0089m " width="100%" /><br />
- </div>
- <h5>
- <a href="images/0089.jpg"><img src="images/enlarge.jpg" alt="" /> </a>
- </h5>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'There, Huldy, I've got you a nice little pig.'
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Dear me!' says Huldy: 'where have you put him?'
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Why, out there in the pig-pen, to be sure.'
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Oh, dear me!' says Huldy: 'that's the well-curb; there ain't no pig-pen
- built,' says she.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Lordy massy!' says the parson: 'then I've thrown the pig in the well!'
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, Huldy she worked and worked, and finally she fished piggy out in the
- bucket, but he was dead as a door-nail; and she got him out o' the way
- quietly, and didn't say much; and the parson, he took to a great Hebrew
- book in his study; and says he, 'Huldy, I ain't much in temporals,' says
- he. Huldy says she kind o' felt her heart go out to him, he was so sort o'
- meek and helpless and larned; and says she, 'Wal, Parson Carryl, don't
- trouble your head no more about it; I 'll see to things;' and sure enough,
- a week arter there was a nice pen, all ship-shape, and two little white
- pigs that Huldy bought with the money for the butter she sold at the
- store.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Wal, Huldy,' said the parson, 'you are a most amazin' child: you don't
- say nothin', but you do more than most folks.'
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Arter that the parson set sich store by Huldy that he come to her and
- asked her about every thing, and it was amazin' how every thing she put
- her hand to prospered. Huldy planted marigolds and larkspurs, pinks and
- carnations, all up and down the path to the front door, and trained up
- mornin' glories and scar-, let-runners round the windows. And she was
- always a gettin' a root here, and a sprig there, and a seed from somebody
- else: for Huldy was one o' them that has the gift, so that ef you jist
- give 'em the leastest sprig of any thing they make a great bush out of it
- right away; so that in six months Huldy had roses and geraniums and
- lilies, sich as it would a took a gardener to raise. The parson, he took
- no notice at fust; but when the yard was all ablaze with flowers he used
- to come and stand in a kind o' maze at the front door, and say,
- 'Beautiful, beautiful: why, Huldy, I never see any thing like it.' And
- then when her work was done arternoons, Huldy would sit with her sewin' in
- the porch, and sing and trill away till she'd draw the meadow-larks and
- the bobolinks, and the orioles to answer her, and the great big elm-tree
- overhead would get perfectly rackety with the birds; and the parson,
- settin' there in his study, would git to kind o' dreamin' about the
- angels, and golden harps, and the New Jerusalem; but he wouldn't speak a
- word, 'cause Huldy she was jist like them wood-thrushes, she never could
- sing so well when she thought folks was hearin'. Folks noticed, about this
- time, that the parson's sermons got to be like Aaron's rod, that budded
- and blossomed: there was things in 'em about flowers and birds, and more
- 'special about the music o' heaven. And Huldy she noticed, that ef there
- was a hymn run in her head while she was 'round a workin' the minister was
- sure to give it out next Sunday. You see, Huldy was jist like a bee: she
- always sung when she was workin', and you could hear her trillin', now
- down in the corn-patch, while she was pickin' the corn; and now in the
- buttery, while she was workin' the butter; and now she'd go singin' down
- cellar, and then she'd be singin' up over head, so that she seemed to fill
- a house chock full o' music.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Huldy was so sort o' chipper and fair spoken, that she got the hired men
- all under her thumb: they come to her and took her orders jist as meek as
- so many calves; and she traded at the store, and kep' the accounts, and
- she hed her eyes everywhere, and tied up all the ends so tight that there
- want no get-tin' 'round her. She wouldn't let nobody put nothin' off on
- Parson Carryl, 'cause he was a minister. Huldy was allers up to anybody
- that wanted to make a hard bargain; and, afore he knew jist what he was
- about, she'd got the best end of it, and everybody said that Huldy was the
- most capable gal that they'd ever traded with.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, come to the meetin' of the Association, Mis' Deakin Blodgett and
- Mis' Pipperidge come callin' up to the parson's, all in a stew, and
- offerin' their services to get the house ready; but the doctor, he jist
- thanked 'em quite quiet, and turned 'em over to Huldy; and Huldy she told
- 'em that she'd got every thing ready, and showed 'em her pantries, and her
- cakes and her pies and her puddin's, and took 'em all over the house; and
- they went peekin' and pokin', openin' cupboard-doors, and lookin' into
- drawers; and they couldn't find so much as a thread out o' the way, from
- garret to cellar, and so they went off quite discontented. Arter that the
- women set a new trouble a brewin'. Then they begun to talk that it was a
- year now since Mis' Carryl died; and it r'ally wasn't proper such a young
- gal to be stayin' there, who everybody could see was a settin' her cap for
- the minister.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Mis' Pipperidge said, that, so long as she looked on Huldy as the hired
- gal, she hadn't thought much about it; but Huldy was railly takin' on airs
- as an equal, and appearin' as mistress o' the house in a way that would
- make talk if it went on. And Mis' Pipperidge she driv 'round up to Deakin
- Abner Snow's, and down to Mis' 'Lijah Perry's, and asked them if they
- wasn't afraid that the way the parson and Huldy was a goin' on might make
- talk. And they said they hadn't thought on't before, but now, come to
- think on't, they was sure it would; and they all went and talked with
- somebody else, and asked them if they didn't think it would make talk. So
- come Sunday, between meetin's there warn't nothin' else talked about; and
- Huldy saw folks a noddin' and a winkin', and a lookin' arter her, and she
- begun to feel drefful sort o' disagreeable. Finally Mis' Sawin she says to
- her, 'My dear, didn't you, never think folk would talk about you and the
- minister?'
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'No: why should they?' says Huldy, quite innocent.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, dear,' says she, 'I think it's a shame; but they say you're tryin'
- to catch him, and that it's so bold and improper for you to be courtin' of
- him right in his own house,&mdash;you know folks will talk,&mdash;I
- thought I'd tell you 'cause I think so much of you,' says she.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Huldy was a gal of spirit, and she despised the talk, but it made her
- drefful uncomfortable; and when she got home at night she sat down in the
- mor-nin'-glory porch, quite quiet, and didn't sing a word.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;The minister he had heard the same thing from one of his deakins that
- day; and, when he saw Huldy so kind o' silent, he says to her, 'Why don't
- you sing, my child?'
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;He hed a pleasant sort o' way with him, the minister had, and Huldy had
- got to likin' to be with him, and it all come over her that perhaps she
- ought to go away; and her throat kind o' filled up so she couldn't hardly
- speak; and, says she, 'I can't sing to-night.'
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Says he, 'You don't know how much good you're singin' has done me, nor
- how much good <i>you</i> have done me in all ways, Huldy. I wish I knew
- how to show my gratitude.'
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'O sir!' says Huldy, '<i>is</i> it improper for me to be here?'
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'No, dear,' says the minister, 'but ill-natured folks will talk; but
- there is one way we can stop it, Huldy&mdash;if you will marry me. You 'll
- make me very happy, and I 'll do all I can to make you happy. Will you?'
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, Huldy never told me jist what she said to the minister,&mdash;gals
- never does give you the particulars of them 'are things jist as you'd like
- 'em,&mdash;only I know the upshot and the hull on't was, that Huldy she
- did a consid'able lot o' clear starchin' and ironin' the next two days;
- and the Friday o' next week the minister and she rode over together to Dr.
- Lothrop's in Old Town; and the doctor, he jist made 'em man and wife,
- 'spite of envy of the Jews,' as the hymn says. Wal, you'd better believe
- there was a starin' and a wonderin' next Sunday mornin' when the second
- bell was a tollin', and the minister walked up the broad aisle with Huldy,
- all in white, arm in arm with him, and he opened the minister's pew, and
- handed her in as if she was a princess; for, you see, Parson Carryl come
- of a good family, and was a born gentleman, and had a sort o' grand way o'
- bein' polite to women-folks. Wal, I guess there was a rus'lin' among the
- bunnets. Mis' Pipperidge gin a great bounce, like corn poppin' on a
- shovel, and her eyes glared through her glasses at Huldy as if they'd a
- sot her afire; and everybody in the meetin' house was a starin', I tell <i>yew</i>.
- But they couldn't none of 'em say nothin' agin Huldy's looks; for there
- wa'n't a crimp nor a frill about her that wa'n't jis' <i>so</i>; and her
- frock was white as the driven snow, and she had her bunnet all trimmed up
- with white ribbins; and all the fellows said the old doctor had stole a
- march, and got the handsomest gal in the parish.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, arter meetin' they all come 'round the parson and Huldy at the door,
- shakin' hands and laughin'; for by that time they was about agreed that
- they'd got to let putty well alone.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Why, Parson Carryl,' says Mis' Deakin Blodgett, 'how you've come it over
- us.'
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Yes,' says the parson, with a kind o' twinkle in his eye. 'I thought,'
- says he, 'as folks wanted to talk about Huldy and me, I'd give 'em
- somethin' wuth talkin' about.'&rdquo;
- </p>
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- THE WIDOW'S BANDBOX.
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- <p>
- ORDY massy! Stick yer hat into the nor'east, Horace, and see 'f ye can't
- stop out this 'ere wind. I'm e'eny most used up with it.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- So spake Sam Lawson, contemplating mournfully a new broad-brimmed straw
- hat in which my soul was rejoicing.
- </p>
- <p>
- It was the dripping end of a sour November afternoon, which closed up a
- &ldquo;spell o' weather&rdquo; that had been steadily driving wind and rain for a week
- past; and we boys sought the shelter and solace of his shop, and, opening
- the door, let in the wind aforesaid.
- </p>
- <p>
- Sam had been all day in one of his periodical fits of desperate industry.
- The smoke and sparks had been seen flying out of his shop-chimney in a
- frantic manner; and the blows of his hammer had resounded with a sort of
- feverish persistence, intermingled with a doleful wailing of psalm-tunes
- of the most lugubrious description.
- </p>
- <p>
- These fits of industry on Sam's part were an affliction to us boys,
- especially when they happened to come on Saturday: for Sam was as much a
- part of our Saturday-afternoon calculations as if we had a regular deed of
- property in him; and we had been all day hanging round his shop, looking
- in from time to time, in the vague hope that he would propose something to
- brighten up the dreary monotony of a holiday in which it had been
- impossible to go anywhere or do any thing.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Sam, ain't you coming over to tell us some stories to-night?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Bless your soul and body, boys! life ain't made to be spent tellin'
- stories. Why, I shall hev to be up here workin' till arter twelve
- o'clock,&rdquo; said Sam, who was suddenly possessed with a spirit of the most
- austere diligence. &ldquo;Here I be up to my neck in work,&mdash;things kind o'
- comin' in a heap together.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;There's Mis' Cap'n Broad's andirons, she sent word she must have 'em
- to-night; and there's Lady Lothrop, she wants her warmin'-pan right off;
- they can't non' on 'em wait a minit longer. I've ben a drivin' and workin'
- all day like a nigger-slave. Then there was Jeduth Pettybone, he brought
- down them colts to-day, and I worked the biggest part o' the mornin'
- shoein' on 'em; and then Jeduth he said he couldn't make change to pay me,
- so there wa'n't nothin' comin' in for 't; and then Hepsy she kep' a jawin'
- at me all dinner-time 'bout that. Why, I warn't to blame now, was I? I
- can't make everybody do jest right and pay regular, can I? So ye see it
- goes, boys, gettin' yer bread by the sweat o' your brow; and sometimes
- sweatin' and not gettin' yer bread. That 'ere's what I call the <i>cuss</i>,
- the 'riginal cuss, that come on man for hearkenin' to the voice o' his
- wife,&mdash;that 'ere was what did it. It allers kind o' riles me up with
- Mother Eve when I think on't. The women hain't no bisness to fret as they
- do, 'cause they sot this 'ere state o' things goin' in the fust place.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;But, Sam, Aunt Lois and Aunt Nabby are both going over to Mis'
- Mehitabel's to tea. Now, you just come over and eat supper with us and
- tell us a story, do.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Gone out to tea, be they?&rdquo; said Sam, relaxing his hammering, with a
- brightening gleam stealing gradually across his lanky visage. &ldquo;Wal, that
- 'ere looks like a providential openin', to be sure. Wal, I guess I 'll
- come. What's the use o' never havin' a good time? Ef you work yourself up
- into shoestrings you don't get no thanks for it, and things in this
- world's 'bout as broad as they is long: the women 'll scold, turn 'em
- which way ye will. A good mug o' cider and some cold victuals over to the
- Deakin's 'll kind o' comfort a feller up; and your granny she's sort o'
- merciful, she don't rub it into a fellow all the time like Miss Lois.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Now, let's see, boys,&rdquo; said Sam, when a comfortable meal of pork and
- beans had been disposed of, and a mug of cider was set down before the
- fire to warm. &ldquo;I s'pect ye 'll like to hear a Down-East story to-night.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Of course we did, and tumbled over each other in our eagerness to get the
- nearest place to the narrator.
- </p>
- <p>
- Sam's method of telling a story was as leisurely as that of some modern
- novel-writers. He would take his time for it, and proceed by easy stages.
- It was like the course of a dreamy, slow-moving river through a tangled
- meadow-flat,&mdash;not a rush nor a bush but was reflected in it; in
- short, Sam gave his philosophy of matters and things in general as he went
- along, and was especially careful to impress an edifying moral.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, ye see, boys, ye know I was born down to Newport,&mdash;there where
- it's all ships and shipping, and sich. My old mother she kep' a
- boardin'-house for sailors down there. Wal, ye see, I rolled and tumbled
- round the world pretty consid'able afore I got settled down here in
- Oldtown.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Ye see, my mother she wanted to bind me out to a blacksmith, but I kind
- o' sort o' didn't seem to take to it. It was kind o' hard work, and boys
- is apt to want to take life easy. Wal, I used to run off to the sea-shore,
- and lie stretched out on them rocks there, and look off on to the water;
- and it did use to look so sort o' blue and peaceful, and the ships come a
- sailin' in and out so sort o' easy and natural, that I felt as if that are
- 'd be jest the easiest kind o' life a fellow could have. All he had to do
- was to get aboard one o' them ships, and be off seekin' his fortin at
- t'other end o' the rainbow, where gold grows on bushes and there's valleys
- o' diamonds.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;So, nothin' would do but I gin my old mother the slip; and away I went to
- sea, with my duds tied up in a han'kercher.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I tell ye what, boys, ef ye want to find an easy life, don't ye never go
- to sea. I tell ye, life on shipboard ain't what it looks to be on shore. I
- hadn't been aboard more'n three hours afore I was the sickest critter that
- ever ye did see; and I tell you, I didn't get no kind o' compassion.
- Cap'ns and mates they allers thinks boys hain't no kind o' business to
- have no bowels nor nothin', and they put it on 'em sick or well. It's jest
- a kick here, and a cuff there, and a twitch by the ear in t'other place;
- one a shovin' on 'em this way, and another hittin' on 'em a clip, and all
- growlin' from mornin' to night. I believe the way my ears got so long was
- bein' hauled out o' my berth by 'em: that 'are's a sailor's regular way o'
- wakin' up a boy.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, by time I got to the Penobscot country, all I wanted to know was how
- to get back agin. That 'are's jest the way folks go all their lives, boys.
- It's all fuss, fuss, and stew, stew, till ye get somewhere; and then it's
- fuss, fuss, and stew, stew, to get back agin; jump here and scratch yer
- eyes out, and jump there and scratch 'em in agin,&mdash;that 'are's life'.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, I kind o' poked round in Penobscot country till I got a berth on
- 'The Brilliant' that was lyin' at Camden, goin' to sail to Boston.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Ye see, 'The Brilliant' she was a tight little sloop in the government
- service: 'twas in the war-times, ye see, and Commodore Tucker that is now
- (he was Cap'n Tucker then), he had the command on her,&mdash;used to run
- up and down all the coast takin' observations o' the British, and keepin'
- his eye out on 'em and givin' on 'em a nip here and a clip there,' cordin'
- as he got a good chance. Why, your grand'ther knew old Commodore Tucker.
- It was he that took Dr. Franklin over Minister, to France, and dodged all
- the British vessels, right in the middle o' the war I tell you that 'are
- was like runnin' through the drops in a thunder-shower. He got chased by
- the British ships pretty consid'able, but he was too spry for 'em. Arter
- the war was over, Commodore Tucker took over John Adams, our fust Minister
- to England. A drefful smart man the Commodore was, but he most like to 'a'
- ben took in this'ere time I'm a tellin' ye about, and all 'cause he was
- sort o' softhearted to the women. Tom Toothacre told me the story. Tom he
- was the one that got me the berth on the ship. Ye see, I used to know Tom
- at Newport; and once when he took sick there my mother nussed him up, and
- that was why Tom was friends with me and got me the berth, and kep' me
- warm in it too. Tom he was one of your rael Maine boys, that's hatched
- out, so to speak, in water like ducks. He was born away down there on
- Harpswell P'int; and they say, if ye throw one o' them Harpswell babies
- into the sea, he 'll take to it nateral, and swim like a cork: ef they hit
- their heads agin a rock it only dents the rock, but don't hurt the baby.
- Tom he was a great character on the ship. He could see further, and knew
- more 'bout wind and water, than most folks: the officers took Tom's
- judgment, and the men all went by his say. My mother she chalked a streak
- o' good luck for me when she nussed up Tom.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, we wus a lyin' at Camden there, one arter-noon, goin' to sail for
- Boston that night. It was a sort o' soft, pleasant arternoon, kind o'
- still, and there wa'n't nothin' a goin' on but jest the hens a
- craw-crawin', and a histin' up one foot, and holdin' it a spell 'cause
- they didn't know when to set it down, and the geese a sissin' and a
- pickin' at the grass. Ye see, Camden wasn't nothin' of a place,&mdash;'twas
- jest as if somebody had emptied out a pocketful o' houses and forgot 'em.
- There wer'n't nothin' a stirrin' or goin' on; and so we was all took
- aback, when 'bout four o'clock in the arternoon there come a boat
- alongside, with a tall, elegant lady in it, all dressed in deep mournin'.
- She rared up sort o' princess-like, and come aboard our ship, and wanted
- to speak to Cap 'll Tucker. Where she come from, or what she wanted, or
- where she was goin' to, we none on us knew: she kep' her veil down so we
- couldn't get sight o' her face. All was, she must see Cap'n Tucker alone
- right away.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, Cap'n Tucker he was like the generality o' cap'ns. He was up to
- 'bout every thing that any <i>man</i> could do, but it was pretty easy for
- a woman to come it over him. Ye see, cap'ns, they don't see women as men
- do ashore. They don't have enough of 'em to get tired on 'em; and every
- woman's an angel to a sea-cap'n. Anyway, the cap'n he took her into his
- cabin, and he sot her a chair, and was her humble servant to command, and
- what would she have of him? And we was all a winkin', and a nudgin' each
- other, and a peekin' to see what was to come o' it. And she see it; and so
- she asks, in a sort o' princess' way, to speak to the cap'n alone; and so
- the doors was shut, and we was left to our own ideas, and a wonderin' what
- it was all to be about.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, you see, it come out arterwards all about what went on; and things
- went this way. Jest as soon as the doors was shut, and she was left alone
- with the cap'n, she busted out a cryin' and a sobbin'. lit to break her
- heart.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, the cap'n he tried to comfort her up: but no, she wouldn't be
- comforted, but went on a weepin' and a wailin,' and a wringin' on her
- hands, till the poor cap'n's heart was a'most broke; for the cap'n was the
- tenderest-hearted critter that could be, and couldn't bear to see a child
- or a woman in trouble noways.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'O cap'n!' said she, 'I'm the most unfortunate woman. I'm all alone in
- the world,' says she, 'and I don't know what 'll become of me ef you don't
- keep me,' says she.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, the cap'n thought it was time to run up his colors; and so says he,
- 'Ma'am, I'm a married man, and love my wife,' says he, 'and so I can feel
- for all women in distress,' says he.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh, well, then!' says she, 'you can feel for me, and know how to pity me.
- My dear husband's just died suddenly when he was up the river. He was took
- with the fever in the woods. I nussed him day and night,' says she; 'but
- he died there in a mis'able little hut far from home and friends,' says
- she; 'and I've brought his body down with me, hopin' Providence would open
- some way to get it back to our home in Boston. And now, cap'n, you must
- help me.'
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Then the cap'n see what she was up to: and he hated to do it, and tried
- to cut her off o' askin'; but she wa'n't to be put off.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Now, cap'n,' says she, 'ef you 'll take me and the body o' my husband on
- board to-night, I'd be willin' to reward you to any amount. Money would be
- no object to me,' says she.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, you see, the cap'n he kind o' hated to do it; and he hemmed and
- hawed, and he tried to 'pologize. He said 'twas a government vessel, and
- he didn't know as he had a right to use it. He said sailors was apt to be
- superstitious; and he didn't want 'em to know as there was a corpse on
- board.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Wal,' says she, 'why need they know?' For, you see, she was up to every
- dodge; and she said she'd come along with it at dusk, in a box, and have
- it just carried to a state-room, and he needn't tell nobody what it was.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, Cap'n Tucker he hung off; and he tried his best to persuade her to
- have a funeral, all quiet, there at Camden. He promised to get a minister,
- and 'tend to it, and wait a day till it was all over, and then take her on
- to Boston free gratis. But 'twas all no go. She wouldn't hear a word to
- 't. And she reeled off the talk to him by the yard. And, when talk failed,
- she took to her water-works again, till finally the cap'n said his
- resolution was clean washed away, and he jest give up hook and line; and
- so 'twas all settled and arranged, that, when evening come, she was to be
- alongside with her boat, and took aboard.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;When she come out o' the cap'n's room to go off, I see Tom Toothacre a
- watchin' on her. He stood there by the railin's a shavin' up a plug o'
- baccy to put in his pipe. He didn't say a word; but he sort o' took the
- measure o' that 'are woman with his eye, and kept a follerin' on her.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;She had a fine sort o' lively look, carried her head up and shoulders
- back, and stepped as if she had steel springs in her heels.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Wal, Tom, what do ye say to her?' says Ben Bowdin.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'I don't <i>say</i> nothin',' says Tom, and he lit his pipe; 'tain't <i>my</i>
- busness,' says he.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Wal, what do you <i>think?</i>' says Ben. Tom gin a hist to his
- trousers.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'My thoughts is my own,' says he; 'and I calculate to keep 'em to
- myself,' says he. And then he jest walked to the side of the vessel, and
- watched the woman a gettin' ashore. There was a queer kind o look in Tom's
- eye.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, the cap'n he was drefful sort o' oneasy arter she was gone. He had a
- long talk in the cabin with Mr. More, the fust officer; and there was a
- sort o' stir aboard as if somethin' was a goin' to happen, we couldn't
- jest say what it was.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Sometimes it seems as if, when things is goin' to happen, a body kind o'
- feels 'em comin' in the air. We boys was all that way: o' course we didn't
- know nothin' 'bout what the woman wanted, or what she come for, or whether
- she was comin' agin; 'n fact, we didn't know nothin' about it, and yet we
- sort o' expected suthin' to come o' it; and suthin' did come, sure enough.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Come on night, jest at dusk, we see a boat comin' alongside; and there,
- sure enough, was the lady in it.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'There, she's comin' agin,' says I to Tom Tooth acre.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Yes, and brought her baggage with her,' says Tom; and he p'inted down to
- a long, narrow pine box that was in the boat beside her.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Jest then the cap'n called on Mr. More, and he called on Tom Toothacre;
- and among 'em they lowered a tackle, and swung the box aboard, and put it
- in the state-room right alongside the cap'n's cabin.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;The lady she thanked the cap'n and Mr. More, and her voice was jest as
- sweet as any nightingale; and she went into the state-room arter they put
- the body in, and was gone ever so long with it. The cap'n and Mr. More
- they stood a whisperin' to each other, and every once in a while they'd
- kind o' nod at the door where the lady was.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, by and by she come out with her han'ker-chief to her eyes, and come
- on deck, and begun talkin' to the cap'n and Mr. More, and a wishin' all
- kinds o' blessin's on their heads.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, Tom Toothacre didn't say a word, good or bad; but he jest kep' a
- lookin' at her, watchin' her as a cat watches a mouse. Finally we up sail,
- and started with a fair breeze. The lady she kep' a walkin' up and down,
- up and down, and every time she turned on her heel, I saw Tom a lookin'
- arter her and kind o' noddin' to himself.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'What makes you look arter her so, Tom?' says I to him.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;''Cause I think she <i>wants</i> lookin' arter,' says Tom. 'What's more,'
- says he, 'if the cap'n don't look sharp arter her the devil 'll have us
- all afore mornin.' I tell ye, Sam, there's mischief under them petticuts.'
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Why, what do ye think?' says I.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Think! I don't think, I knows! That 'are's no gal, nor widder neither,
- if my name's Tom Tooth-acre! Look at her walk; look at the way she turns
- on her heel! I've been a watchin' on her. There ain't no woman livin' with
- a step like that!' says he.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Wal, who should the critter be, then?' says I.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Wal,' says Tom, 'ef that 'are ain't a British naval officer, I lose my
- bet. I've been used to the ways on 'em, and I knows their build and their
- step.'
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'And what do you suppose she's got in that long box?' says I.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'What has she got?' says Tom. 'Wal, folks might say none o' my bisness;
- but I s'pects it 'll turn out some o' my bisness, and yourn too, if he
- don't look sharp arter it,' says Tom. 'It's no good, that 'are box ain't.'
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Why don't you speak to Mr. More?' says I.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Wal, you see she's a chipperin' round and a-makin' herself agreeable to
- both on 'em, you see; she don't mean to give nobody any chance for a talk
- with 'em; but I've got my eye on her, for all that. You see I hain't no
- sort o' disposition to sarve out a time on one o' them British
- prison-ships,' says Tom Toothacre. 'It might be almighty handy for them
- British to have &ldquo;The Brilliant&rdquo; for a coast-vessel,' says he; 'but, ye
- see, it can't be spared jest yet. So, madam,' says he, 'I've got my eye on
- you.'
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, Tom was as good as his word; for when Mr. More came towards him at
- the wheel, Tom he up and says to him, 'Mr. More,' says he, that 'are big
- box in the state-room yonder wants lookin' into.'
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Tom was a sort o' privileged character, and had a way o' speakin' up that
- the officers took in good part, 'cause they knew he was a fust-rate hand.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, Mr. More he looks mysterious; and says he, Tom, do the boys know
- what's in that 'are box?'
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'I bet they don't,' says Tom. 'If they had, you wouldn't a got 'em to
- help it aboard.'
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Wal, you see, poor woman,' says Mr. More to Tom, 'she was so distressed.
- She wanted to get her husband's body to Boston; and there wa'n't no other
- way, and so the cap'n let it come aboard. He didn't want the boys to
- suspect what it really was.'
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Husband's body be hanged!' said Tom. 'Guess that 'are corpse ain't so
- dead but what there 'll be a resurrection afore mornin', if it ain't
- looked arter,' says he.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Why, what do you mean, Tom?' said Mr. More, all in a blue maze.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'I mean, that 'are gal that's ben a switchin' her petticuts up and down
- our deck ain't no gal at all. That are's a British officer, Mr. More. You
- give my duty to the cap'n, and tell him to look into his widder's bandbox,
- and see what he 'll find there.'
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, the mate he went and had a talk with the cap'n; and they 'greed
- between 'em that Mr. More was to hold her in talk while the cap'n went and
- took observations in the state-room.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;So, down the cap'n goes into the state-room to give a look at the box.
- Wal, he finds the stateroom door all locked to be sure, and my lady had
- the key in her pocket; but then the cap'n he had a master key to it; and
- so he puts it in, and opens the door quite softly, and begins to take
- observations.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Sure enough, he finds that the screws had been drawed from the top o' the
- box, showin' that the widder had been a tinkerin' on't when they thought
- she was a cryin' over it; and then, lookin' close, he sees a bit o' twine
- goin' from a crack in the box out o' the winder, and up on deck.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, the cap'n he kind o' got in the sperit o' the thing; and he thought
- he'd jest let the widder play her play out, and see what it would come to.
- So he jest calls Tom Toothacre down to him and whispered to him. 'Tom,'
- says he, 'you jest crawl under the berth in that 'are state-room, and
- watch that 'are box.' And Tom said he would.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;So Tom creeps under the berth, and lies there still as a mouse; and the
- cap'n he slips out and turns the key in the door, so that when madam comes
- down she shouldn't s'pect nothin'.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Putty soon, sure enough, Tom heard the lock rattle, and the young widder
- come in; and then he heard a bit o' conversation between her and the
- corpse.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'What time is it?' come in a kind o' hoarse whisper out o' the box.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Well, 'bout nine o'clock,' says she.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'How long afore you 'll let me out?' says he.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Oh! you must have patience,' says she, 'till they're all gone off to
- sleep; when there ain't but one man up. I can knock him down,' says she,
- 'and then I 'll pull the string for you.'
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'The devil you will, ma'am!' says Tom to himself, under the berth.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Well, it's darned close here,' says the fellow in the box. He didn't say
- darned, boys; but he said a wickeder word that I can't repeat, noways,&rdquo;
- said Sam, in a parenthesis: &ldquo;these 'ere British officers was drefful
- swearin' critters.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'You must have patience a while longer,' says the lady, 'till I pull the
- string.' Tom Toothacre lay there on his back a laughin'.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Is every thing goin' on right?' says the man in the box.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'All straight,' says she: 'there don't none of 'em suspect.'
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'You bet,' says Tom Toothacre, under the berth; and he said he had the
- greatest mind to catch the critter by the feet as she was a standin'
- there, but somehow thought it would be better fun to see the thing through
- 'cording as they'd planned it.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, then she went off switchin' and mincin' up to the deck agin, and a
- flirtin' with the cap'n; for you see 'twas 'greed to let 'em play their
- play out.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, Tom he lay there a waitin'; and he waited and waited and waited,
- till he 'most got asleep; but finally he heard a stirrin' in the box, as
- if the fellah was a gettin' up. Tom he jest crawled out still and kerful,
- and stood up tight agin the wall. Putty soon he hears a grunt, and he sees
- the top o' the box a risin' up, and a man jest gettin' out on't mighty
- still.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br /><a name="linkimage-0012" id="linkimage-0012"> </a>
- </p>
- <div class="fig" style="width:65%;">
- <img src="images/0119.jpg" alt="0119m " width="100%" /><br />
- </div>
- <h5>
- <a href="images/0119.jpg"><img src="images/enlarge.jpg" alt="" /> </a>
- </h5>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, Tom he waited till he got fairly out on to the floor, and had his
- hand on the lock o' the door, when he jumps on him, and puts both arms
- round him, and gin him a regular bear's hug.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Why, what's this?' says the man.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Guess ye 'll find out, darn ye,' says Tom Tooth-acre. 'So, ye wanted our
- ship, did ye? Wal, ye jest can't have our ship,' says Tom, says he; and I
- tell you he jest run that 'are fellow up stairs lickety-split, for Tom was
- strong as a giant.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;The fust thing they saw was Mr. More hed got the widder by both arms, and
- was tying on 'em behind her. 'Ye see, madam, your game's up,' says Mr.
- More, 'but we 'll give ye a free passage to Boston, tho',' says he: 'we
- wanted a couple o' prisoners about these days, and you 'll do nicely.'
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;The fellers they was putty chopfallen, to be sure, and the one in women's
- clothes 'specially: 'cause when he was found out, he felt foolish enough
- in his petticuts; but they was both took to Boston, and given over as
- prisoners.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Ye see, come to look into matters, they found these two young fellows,
- British officers, had formed a regular plot to take Cap'n Tucker's vessel,
- and run it into Halifax; and ye see, Cap'n Tucker he was so sort o' spry,
- and knew all the Maine coast so well, and was so 'cute at dodgin' in and
- out all them little bays and creeks and places all 'long shore, that he
- made the British considerable trouble, 'cause wherever they didn't want
- him, that's where he was sure to be.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;So they'd hatched up this 'ere plan. There was one or two British sailors
- had been and shipped aboard 'The Brilliant' a week or two aforehand, and
- 'twas suspected they was to have helped in the plot if things had gone as
- they laid out; but I tell you, when the fellows see which way the cat
- jumped, they took pretty good care to say that they hadn't nothin' to do
- with it. Oh, no, by no manner o' means! Wal, o' course, ye know, it
- couldn't be proved on 'em, and so we let it go.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;But I tell you, Cap'n Tucker he felt pretty cheap about his widder. The
- worst on't was, they do say Ma'am Tucker got hold of it; and you might
- know if a woman got hold of a thing like that she'd use it as handy as a
- cat would her claws. The women they can't no more help hittin' a fellow a
- clip and a rap when they've fairly got him, than a cat when she's ketched
- a mouse; and so I shouldn't wonder if the Commodore heard something about
- his widder every time he went home from his v'yages the longest day he had
- to live. I don't know nothin' 'bout it, ye know: I only kind o' jedge by
- what looks, as human natur' goes.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;But, Lordy massy! boys,' 't wa'n't nothin' to be 'shamed of in the cap'n.
- Folks 'll have to answer for wus things at the last day than tryin' to do
- a kindness to a poor widder, now, I tell <i>you</i>. It's better to be
- took in doin' a good thing, than never try to do good; and it's my settled
- opinion,&rdquo; said Sam, taking up his mug of cider and caressing it tenderly,
- &ldquo;it's my humble opinion, that the best sort o' folks is the easiest took
- in, 'specially by the women. I reely don't think I should a done a bit
- better myself.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br /><a name="linkimage-0013" id="linkimage-0013"> </a>
- </p>
- <div class="fig" style="width:20%;">
- <img src="images/5124.jpg" alt="5124 " width="100%" /><br /><a
- href="images/5124.jpg"><img src="images/enlarge.jpg" alt="" /> </a>
- </div>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
- <a name="link2H_4_0006" id="link2H_4_0006"> </a>
- </p>
- <div style="height: 4em;">
- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- CAPTAIN KIDD'S MONEY.
- </h2>
- <p>
- <br /><br /><a name="linkimage-0014" id="linkimage-0014"> </a>
- </p>
- <div class="figleft" style="width:20%;">
- <img src="images/9125.jpg" alt="9125 " width="100%" /><br /><a
- href="images/9125.jpg"><img src="images/enlarge.jpg" alt="" /> </a>
- </div>
- <p>
- NE of our most favorite legendary resorts was the old barn.
- </p>
- <p>
- Sam Lawson preferred it on many accounts. It was quiet and retired, that
- is to say, at such distance from his own house, that he could not hear if
- Hepsy called ever so loudly, and farther off than it would be convenient
- for that industrious and painstaking woman to follow him. Then there was
- the soft fragrant cushion of hay, on which his length of limb could be
- easily bestowed.
- </p>
- <p>
- Our barn had an upper loft with a swinging outer door that commanded a
- view of the old mill, the waterfall, and the distant windings of the
- river, with its grassy green banks, its graceful elm draperies, and its
- white flocks of water-lilies; and then on this Saturday afternoon we had
- Sam all to ourselves. It was a drowsy, dreamy October day, when the hens
- were lazily &ldquo;craw, crawing,&rdquo; in a soft, conversational undertone with each
- other, as they scratched and picked the hay-seed under the barn windows.
- Below in the barn black Cæsar sat quietly hatchelling flax, sometimes
- gurgling and giggling to himself with an overflow of that interior jollity
- with which he seemed to be always full. The African in New England was a
- curious contrast to everybody around him in the joy and satisfaction that
- he seemed to feel in the mere fact of being alive. Every white person was
- glad or sorry for some appreciable cause in the past, present, or future,
- which was capable of being definitely stated; but black Cæsar was in an
- eternal giggle and frizzle and simmer of enjoyment for which he could give
- no earthly reason: he was an &ldquo;embodied joy,&rdquo; like Shelley's skylark.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Jest hear him,&rdquo; said Sam Lawson, looking pensively over the hay-mow, and
- strewing hayseed down on his wool. &ldquo;How that 'are critter seems to tickle
- and laugh all the while 'bout nothin'. Lordy massy! he don't seem never to
- consider that 'this life's a dream, an empty show.'&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Look here, Sam,&rdquo; we broke in, anxious to cut short a threatened stream of
- morality, &ldquo;you promised to tell us about Capt. Kidd, and how you dug for
- his money.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Did I, now? Wal, boys, that 'are history o' Kidd's is a warnin' to
- fellers. Why, Kidd had pious parents and Bible and sanctuary privileges
- when he was a boy, and yet come to be hanged. It's all in this 'ere song
- I'm a goin' to sing ye. Lordy massy! I wish I had my bass-viol now.&mdash;Cæsar,&rdquo;
- he said, calling down from his perch, &ldquo;can't you strike the pitch o'
- 'Cap'n Kidd,' on your fiddle?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Cæsar's fiddle was never far from him. It was, in fact, tucked away in a
- nice little nook just over the manger; and he often caught an interval
- from his work to scrape a dancing-tune on it, keeping time with his heels,
- to our great delight.
- </p>
- <p>
- A most wailing minor-keyed tune was doled forth, which seemed quite
- refreshing to Sam's pathetic vein, as he sang in his most lugubrious
- tones,&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- <br />
- </p>
- <p class="indent20">
- &ldquo;'My name was Robert Kidd
- </p>
- <p class="indent30">
- As I sailed, as I sailed,
- </p>
- <p class="indent20">
- My name was Robert Kidd;
- </p>
- <p class="indent20">
- God's laws I did forbid,
- </p>
- <p class="indent20">
- And so wickedly I did,
- </p>
- <p class="indent30">
- As I sailed, as I sailed.'
- </p>
- <p>
- <br />
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Now ye see, boys, he's a goin' to tell how he abused his religious
- privileges; just hear now:&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- <br />
- </p>
- <p class="indent20">
- &ldquo;'My father taught me well,
- </p>
- <p class="indent30">
- As I sailed, as I sailed;
- </p>
- <p class="indent20">
- My father taught me well
- </p>
- <p class="indent20">
- To shun the gates of hell,
- </p>
- <p class="indent20">
- But yet I did rebel,
- </p>
- <p class="indent30">
- As I sailed, as I sailed.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br />
- </p>
- <p class="indent20">
- &ldquo;'He put a Bible in my hand,
- </p>
- <p class="indent30">
- As I sailed, as I sailed;
- </p>
- <p class="indent20">
- He put a Bible in my hand,
- </p>
- <p class="indent20">
- And I sunk it in the sand
- </p>
- <p class="indent20">
- Before I left the strand,
- </p>
- <p class="indent30">
- As I sailed, as I sailed.'
- </p>
- <p>
- <br />
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Did ye ever hear o' such a hardened, contrary critter, boys? It's awful
- to think on. Wal, ye see that 'are's the way fellers allers begin the ways
- o' sin, by turnin' their backs on the Bible and the advice o' pious
- parents. Now hear what he come to:&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- <br />
- </p>
- <p class="indent20">
- &ldquo;'Then I murdered William More,
- </p>
- <p class="indent30">
- As I sailed, as I sailed;
- </p>
- <p class="indent20">
- I murdered William More,
- </p>
- <p class="indent20">
- And left him in his gore,
- </p>
- <p class="indent20">
- Not many leagues from shore,
- </p>
- <p class="indent30">
- As I sailed, as I sailed.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br />
- </p>
- <p class="indent20">
- &ldquo;'To execution dock
- </p>
- <p class="indent30">
- I must go, I must go.
- </p>
- <p class="indent20">
- To execution dock,
- </p>
- <p class="indent20">
- While thousands round me flock,
- </p>
- <p class="indent20">
- To see me on the block,
- </p>
- <p class="indent30">
- I must go, I must go.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br />
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;There was a good deal more on't,&rdquo; said Sam, pausing, &ldquo;but I don't seem to
- remember it; but it's real solemn and affectin'.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Who was Capt. Kidd, Sam?&rdquo; said I.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, he was an officer in the British navy, and he got to bein' a pirate:
- used to take ships and sink 'em, and murder the folks; and so they say he
- got no end o' money,&mdash;gold and silver and precious stones, as many as
- the wise men in the East. But ye see, what good did it all do him? He
- couldn't use it, and dar'sn't keep it; so he used to bury it in spots
- round here and there in the awfullest heathen way ye ever heard of. Why,
- they say he allers used to kill one or two men or women or children of his
- prisoners, and bury with it, so that their sperits might keep watch on it
- ef anybody was to dig arter it. That 'are thing has been tried and tried
- and tried, but no man nor mother's son on 'em ever got a cent that dug.
- 'Twas tried here'n Oldtown; and they come pretty nigh gettin' on't, but it
- gin 'em the slip. Ye see, boys, <i>it's the Devil's money</i>, and he
- holds a pretty tight grip on't.&rdquo;.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well, how was it about digging for it? Tell us, did <i>you</i> do it?
- Were <i>you</i> there? Did you see it? And why couldn't they get it?&rdquo; we
- both asked eagerly and in one breath.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Why, Lordy massy I boys, your questions tumbles over each other thick as
- martins out o' a martin-box. Now, you jest be moderate and let alone, and
- I 'll tell you all about it from the beginnin' to the end. I didn't railly
- have no hand in't, though I was knowin' to 't, as I be to most things that
- goes on round here; but my conscience wouldn't railly a let me start on no
- sich undertakin'.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, the one that fust sot the thing a goin' was old Mother Hokum, that
- used to live up in that little tumble-down shed by the cranberry-pond up
- beyond the spring pastur'. They had a putty bad name, them Hokums. How
- they got a livin' nobody knew; for they didn't seem to pay no attention to
- raisin' nothin' but childun, but the duce knows, there was plenty o' them.
- Their old hut was like a rabbit-pen: there was a tow-head to every crack
- and cranny. 'Member what old Cæsar said once when the word come to the
- store that old Hokum had got twins. 'S'pose de Lord knows best,' says
- Cæsar, 'but <i>I</i> thought dere was Hokums enough afore.' Wal, even poor
- workin' industrious folks like me finds it's hard gettin' along when
- there's so many mouths to feed. Lordy massy! there don't never seem to be
- no end on't, and so it ain't wonderful, come to think on't, ef folks like
- them Hokums gets tempted to help along in ways that ain't quite right.
- Anyhow, folks did use to think that old Hokum was too sort o' familiar
- with their wood-piles 'long in the night, though they couldn't never prove
- it on him; and when Mother Hokum come to houses round to wash, folks use
- sometimes to miss pieces, here and there, though they never could find 'em
- on her; then they was allers a gettin' in debt here and a gettin' in debt
- there. Why, they got to owin' two dollars to Joe Gidger for butcher's
- meat. Joe was sort o' good-natured and let 'em have meat, 'cause Hokum he
- promised so fair to pay; but he couldn't never get it out o' him. 'Member
- once Joe walked clear up to the cranberry-pond arter that 'are two
- dollars; but Mother Hokum she see him a comin' jest as he come past the
- juniper-bush on the corner. She says to Hokum, 'Get into bed, old man,
- quick, and let me tell the story,' says she. So she covered him up; and
- when Gidger come in she come up to him, and says she, 'Why, Mr. Gidger,
- I'm jest ashamed to see ye: why, Mr. Hokum was jest a comin' down to pay
- ye that 'are money last week, but ye see he was took down with the
- small-pox'&mdash;Joe didn't hear no more: he just turned round, and he
- streaked it out that 'are door with his coat-tails flyin' out straight
- ahind him; and old Mother Hokum she jest stood at the window holdin' her
- sides and laughin' fit to split, to see him run. That 'are's jest a sample
- o' the ways them Hokums cut up.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, you see, boys, there's a queer kind o' rock down on the bank 'o the
- river, that looks sort o' like a grave-stone. The biggest part on't is
- sunk down under ground, and it's pretty well growed over with
- blackberry-vines; but, when you scratch the bushes away, they used to make
- out some queer marks on that 'are rock. They was sort o' lines and
- crosses; and folks would have it that them was Kidd's private marks, and
- that there was one o' the places where he hid his money.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, there's no sayin' fairly how it come to be thought so; but fellers
- used to say so, and they used sometimes to talk it over to the tahvern,
- and kind o' wonder whether or no, if they should dig, they wouldn't come
- to suthin'.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, old Mother Hokum she heard on't, and she was a sort o' enterprisin'
- old crittur: fact was, she had to be, 'cause the young Hokums was jest
- like bag-worms, the more they growed the more they eat, and I expect she
- found it pretty hard to fill their mouths; and so she said ef there <i>was</i>
- any thing under that 'are rock, they'd as good's have it as the Devil; and
- so she didn't give old Hokum no peace o' his life, but he must see what
- there was there.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, I was with 'em the night they was a talkin' on't up. Ye see, Hokum
- he got thirty-seven cents' worth o' lemons and sperit. I see him goin' by
- as I was out a splittin' kindlin's; and says he, 'Sam, you jest go 'long
- up to our house to-night,' says he: 'Toddy Whitney and Harry Wiggin's
- comin' up, and we're goin' to have a little suthin' hot,' says he; and he
- kind o' showed me the lemons and sperit. And I told him I guessed I would
- go 'long. Wal, I kind o' wanted to see what they'd be up to, ye know.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, come to find out, they was a talkin' about Cap'n Kidd's treasures,
- and layin' out how they should get it, and a settin' one another on with
- gret stories about it.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'I've heard that there was whole chists full o gold guineas,' says one.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'And I've heard o' gold bracelets and ear-rings and finger-rings all
- sparklin' with diamonds,' says another.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Maybe it's old silver plate from some o' them old West Indian grandees,'
- says another.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Wal, whatever it is,' says Mother Hokum, 'I want to be into it,' says
- she.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Wal, Sam, won't you jine?' says they.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Wal, boys,' says I, 'I kind a' don't feel jest like j'inin'. I sort o'
- ain't clear about the rights on't: seems to me it's mighty nigh like goin'
- to the Devil for money.'
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Wal,' says Mother Hokum, 'what if 'tis? Money's money, get it how ye
- will; and the Devil's money 'll buy as much meat as any. I'd go to the
- Devil, if he gave good money.'
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Wal, I guess I wouldn't,' says I. 'Don't you 'member the sermon Parson
- Lothrop preached about hastin' to be rich, last sabba' day?'
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Parson Lothrop be hanged!' says she. 'Wal, now,' says she, 'I like to
- see a parson with his silk stockin's and great gold-headed cane, a
- lollopin' on his carriage behind his fat, prancin' hosses, comin' to
- meetin' to preach to us poor folks not to want to be rich! How'd he like
- it to have forty-'leven children, and nothin' to put onto 'em or into 'em,
- I wonder? Guess if Lady Lothrop had to rub and scrub, and wear her fingers
- to the bone as I do, she'd want to be rich; and I guess the parson, if he
- couldn't get a bellyful for a week, would be for diggin' up Kidd's money,
- or doing 'most any thing else to make the pot bile.'
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Wal,' says I, 'I 'll kind o' go with ye, boys, and sort o' see how
- things turn out; but I guess I won't take no shere in't,' says I.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, they got it all planned out. They was to wait till the full moon,
- and then they was to get Primus King to go with 'em and help do the
- diggin'. Ye see, Hokum and Toddy Whitney and Wiggin are all putty softly
- fellers, and hate dreffully to work; and I tell you the Kidd money ain't
- to be got without a pretty tough piece o' diggin'. Why, it's jest like
- diggin' a well to get at it. Now, Primus King was the master hand for
- diggin' wells, and so they said they'd get him by givin' on him a shere.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Harry Wiggin he didn't want no nigger a sherin in it, he said; but Toddy
- and Hokum they said that when there was such stiff diggin' to be done,
- they didn't care if they did go in with a nigger.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, Wiggin he said he hadn't no objection to havin' the nigger do the
- diggin,' it was <i>alterin' the profits</i> he objected to.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Wal,' says Hokum, 'you can't get him without,' says he. 'Primus knows
- too much,' says he: 'you can't fool him.' Finally they 'greed that they
- was to give Primus twenty dollars, and shere the treasure 'mong
- themselves.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Come to talk with Primus, he wouldn't stick in a spade, unless they'd pay
- him aforehand. Ye see, Primus was up to 'em; he knowed about Gidger, and
- there wa'n't none on 'em that was particular good pay; and so they all
- jest hed to rake and scrape, and pay him down the twenty dollars among
- 'em; and they 'greed for the fust full moon, at twelve o'clock at night,
- the 9th of October.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, ye see I had to tell Hepsy I was goin' out to watch. Wal, so I was;
- but not jest in the way she took it: but, Lordy massy! a feller has to
- tell his wife suthin' to keep her quiet, ye know, 'specially Hepsy.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, wal, of all the moonlight nights that ever I did see, I never did
- see one equal to that. Why, you could see the color o' every thing. I
- 'member I could see how the huckleberry-bushes on the rock was red as
- blood when the moonlight shone through 'em; 'cause the leaves, you see,
- had begun to turn.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Goin' on our way we got to talkin' about the sperits.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'I ain't afraid on 'em,' says Hokum. 'What harm can a sperit do me?' says
- he. 'I don't care ef there's a dozen on 'em;' and he took a swig at his
- bottle.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Oh! there ain't no sperits,' says Harry Wiggin. 'That 'are talk's all
- nonsense;' and he took a swig at <i>his</i> bottle.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Wal,' says Toddy, 'I don't know 'bout that 'are. Me and Ike Sanders has
- seen the sperits in the Cap'n Brown house. We thought we'd jest have a
- peek into the window one night; and there was a whole flock o' black colts
- without no heads on come rushin' on us and knocked us flat.'
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'I expect you'd been at the tahvern,' said Hokum.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Wal, yes, we had; but them was sperits: we wa'n't drunk, now; we was
- jest as sober as ever we was.'
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Wal, they won't get away my money,' says Primus, for I put it safe away
- in Dinah's teapot afore I come out;' and then he showed all his ivories
- from ear to ear. 'I think all this 'are's sort o' foolishness,' says
- Primus.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Wal,' says I, 'boys, I ain't a goin' to have no part or lot in this 'ere
- matter, but I 'll jest lay it off to you how it's to be done. Ef Kidd's
- money is under this rock, there's <i>sperits</i> that watch it, and you
- mustn't give 'em no advantage. There mustn't be a word spoke from the time
- ye get sight o' the treasure till ye get it safe up on to firm ground,'
- says I. 'Ef ye do, it 'll vanish right out o' sight. I've talked with them
- that has dug down to it and seen it; but they allers lost it, 'cause
- they'd call out and say suthin'; and the minute they spoke, away it went.'
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, so they marked off the ground; and Primus he begun to dig, and the
- rest kind o' sot round. It was so still it was kind o' solemn. Ye see, it
- was past twelve o'clock, and every critter in Oldtown was asleep; and
- there was two whippoorwills on the great Cap'n Brown elm-trees, that kep'
- a answerin' each other back and forward sort o' solitary like; and then
- every once in a while there'd come a sort o' strange whisper up among the
- elm-tree leaves, jest as if there was talkin' goin' on; and every time
- Primus struck his spade into the ground it sounded sort o' holler, jest as
- if he'd been a diggin' a grave. 'It's kind o' melancholy,' says I, 'to
- think o' them poor critters that had to be killed and buried jest to keep
- this 'ere treasure. What awful things 'll be brought to light in the
- judgment day! Them poor critters they loved to live and hated to die as
- much as any on us; but no, they hed to die jest to satisfy that critter's
- wicked will. I've heard them as thought they could tell the Cap'n Kidd
- places by layin' their ear to the ground at midnight, and they'd hear
- groans and wailin's.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Why, Sam! were there really people who could tell where Kidd's money
- was?&rdquo; I here interposed.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Oh, sartin! why, yis. There was Shebna Bascom, he was one. Shebna could
- always tell what was under the earth. He'd cut a hazel-stick, and hold it
- in his hand when folks was wantin' to know where to dig wells; and that
- 'are stick would jest turn in his hand, and p'int down till it would
- fairly grind the bark off; and ef you dug in that place you was sure to
- find a spring. Oh, yis! Shebna he's told many where the Kidd money was,
- and been with 'em when they dug for it; but the pester on't was they
- allers lost it, 'cause they would some on 'em speak afore they thought.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;But, Sam, what about this digging? Let's know what came of it,&rdquo; said we,
- as Sam appeared to lose his way in his story.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, ye see, they dug down about five feet, when Primus he struck his
- spade smack on something that chincked like iron.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br /><a name="linkimage-0015" id="linkimage-0015"> </a>
- </p>
- <div class="fig" style="width:65%;">
- <img src="images/0141.jpg" alt="0141m " width="100%" /><br />
- </div>
- <h5>
- <a href="images/0141.jpg"><img src="images/enlarge.jpg" alt="" /> </a>
- </h5>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, then Hokum and Toddy Whitney was into the hole in a minute: they
- made Primus get out, and they took the spade, 'cause they wanted to be
- sure to come on it themselves.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, they begun, and they dug and he scraped, and sure enough they come
- to a gret iron pot as big as your granny's dinner-pot, with an iron bale
- to it.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, then they put down a rope, and he put the rope through the handle;
- then Hokum and Toddy they clambered upon the bank, and all on 'em began to
- draw up jest as still and silent as could be. They drawed and they drawed,
- till they jest got it even with the ground, when Toddy spoke out all in a
- tremble, 'There,' says he, <i>we've got it!</i>' And the minit he spoke
- they was both struck by <i>suthin''</i> that knocked 'em clean over; and
- the rope give a crack like a pistol-shot, and broke short off; and the pot
- went down, down, down, and they heard it goin', jink, jink, jink; and it
- went way down into the earth, and the ground closed over it; and then they
- heard the screechin'est laugh ye ever did hear.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I want to know, Sam, did you see that pot?&rdquo; I exclaimed at this part of
- the story.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, no, I didn't. Ye see, I jest happened to drop asleep while they was
- diggin', I was so kind o' tired, and I didn't wake up till it was all
- over.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I was waked up, 'cause there was consid'able of a scuffle; for Hokum was
- so mad at Toddy for speakin', that he was a fistin' on him; and old Primus
- he jest haw-hawed and laughed. 'Wal, I got <i>my</i> money safe, anyhow,'
- says he.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Wal, come to,' says I. ''Tain't no use cryin' for spilt milk: you've
- jest got to turn in now and fill up this 'ere hole, else the selectmen 'll
- be down on ye.'
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Wal,' says Primus, 'I didn't engage to fill up no holes;' and he put his
- spade on his shoulder and trudged off.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, it was putty hard work, fillin' in that hole; but Hokum and Toddy
- and Wiggin had to do it, 'cause they didn't want to have everybody a
- laughin' at 'em; and I kind o' tried to set it home to 'em, showin' on 'em
- that 'twas all for the best.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Ef you'd a been left to get that 'are money, there'd a come a cuss with
- it,' says I. 'It shows the vanity o' hastin' to be rich.'
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Oh, you shet up!' says Hokum, says he. 'You never hasted to any thing,'
- says he. Ye see, he was riled, that's why he spoke so.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Sam,&rdquo; said we, after maturely reflecting over the story, &ldquo;what do you
- suppose was in that pot?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Lordy massy! boys: ye never will be done askin' questions. Why, how
- should I know?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
- <a name="link2H_4_0007" id="link2H_4_0007"> </a>
- </p>
- <div style="height: 4em;">
- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- &ldquo;MIS' ELDERKIN'S PITCHER.&rdquo;
- </h2>
- <p>
- <br /><br /><a name="linkimage-0016" id="linkimage-0016"> </a>
- </p>
- <div class="figleft" style="width:20%;">
- <img src="images/9146.jpg" alt="9146 " width="100%" /><br /><a
- href="images/9146.jpg"><img src="images/enlarge.jpg" alt="" /> </a>
- </div>
- <p>
- E see, boys,&rdquo; said Sam Lawson, as we were gathering young wintergreen on a
- sunny hillside in June,&mdash;&ldquo;ye see, folks don't allers know what their
- marcies is when they sees 'em. Folks is kind o' blinded; and, when a
- providence comes along, they don't seem to know how to take it, and they
- growl and grumble about what turns out the best things that ever happened
- to 'em in their lives. It's like Mis' Elderkin's pitcher.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What about Mis' Elderkin's pitcher?&rdquo; said both of us in one breath.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Didn't I never tell ye, now?&rdquo; said Sam: &ldquo;why, I wanter know?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- No, we were sure he never had told us; and Sam as usual, began clearing
- the ground by a thorough introduction, with statistical expositions.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, ye see, Mis' Elderkin she lives now over to Sherburne in about the
- handsomest house in Sherburne,&mdash;a high white house, with green blinds
- and white pillars in front,&mdash;and she rides out in her own kerridge;
- and Mr. Elderkin, he's a deakin in the church, and a colonel in the
- malitia, and a s'lectman, and pretty much atop every thing there is goin'
- in Sherburne, and it all come of that 'are pitcher.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What pitcher?&rdquo; we shouted in chorus.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Lordy massy! that 'are's jest what I'm a goin' to tell you about; but, ye
- see, a feller's jest got to make a beginnin' to all things.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Mis' Elderkin she thinks she's a gret lady nowadays, I s'pose; but I
- 'member when she was Miry Brown over here'n Oldtown, and I used to be
- waitin' on her to singing-school.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Miry and I was putty good friends along in them days,&mdash;we was putty
- consid'able kind o' intimate. Fact is, boys, there was times in them days
- when I thought whether or no I wouldn't <i>take</i> Miry myself,&rdquo; said
- Sam, his face growing luminous with the pleasing idea of his former
- masculine attractions and privileges. &ldquo;Yis,&rdquo; he continued, &ldquo;there was a
- time when folks said I could a hed Miry ef I'd asked her; and I putty much
- think so myself, but I didn't say nothin': marriage is allers kind
- o'ventursome; an' Miry had such up-and-down kind o' ways, I was sort o'
- fraid on't.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;But Lordy massy! boys, you mustn't never tell Hepsy I said so, 'cause
- she'd be mad enough to bite a shingle-nail in two. Not that she sets so
- very gret by me neither; but then women's backs is allers up ef they think
- anybody else could a hed you, whether they want you themselves or not.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Ye see, Miry she was old Black Hoss John Brown's da'ter, and lived up
- there in that 'are big brown house by the meetin'-house, that 'hes the red
- hollyhock in the front yard. Miry was about the handsomest gal that went
- into the singers' seat a Sunday.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I tell you she wa'n't none o' your milk-and-sugar gals neither,&mdash;she
- was 'mazin' strong built. She was the strongest gal in her arms that I
- ever see. Why, I've seen Miry take up a barrel o' flour, and lift it right
- into the kitchen; and it would jest make the pink come into her cheeks
- like two roses, but she never seemed to mind it a grain. She had a good
- strong back of her own, and she was straight as a poplar, with snappin'
- black eyes, and I tell you there was a snap to her tongue too. Nobody
- never got ahead o' Miry; she'd give every fellow as good as he sent, but
- for all that she was a gret favorite.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Miry was one o' your briery, scratchy gals, that seems to catch fellers
- in thorns. She allers fit and flouted her beaux, and the more she fit and
- flouted 'em the more they'd be arter her. There wa'n't a gal in all
- Oldtown that led such a string o' fellers arter her; 'cause, you see,
- she'd now and then throw 'em a good word over her shoulder, and then
- they'd all fight who should get it, and she'd jest laugh to see 'em do it.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Why, there was Tom Sawin, he was one o' her beaux, and Jim Moss, and Ike
- Bacon; and there was a Boston boy, Tom Beacon, he came up from Cambridge
- to rusticate with Parson Lothrop; he thought he must have his say with
- Miry, but he got pretty well come up with. You see, he thought 'cause he
- was Boston born that he was kind o' aristocracy, and hed a right jest to
- pick and choose 'mong country gals; but the way he got come up with by
- Miry was too funny for any thing.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Do tell us about it,&rdquo; we said, as Sam made an artful pause, designed to
- draw forth solicitation.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, ye see, Tom Beacon he told Ike Bacon about it, and Ike he told me.
- 'Twas this way. Ye see, there was a quiltin' up to Mis' Cap'n Broad's, and
- Tom Beacon he was there; and come to goin' home with the gals, Tom he cut
- Ike out, and got Miry all to himself; and 'twas a putty long piece of a
- walk from Mis' Cap'n Broad's up past the swamp and the stone pastur' clear
- up to old Black Hoss John's.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, Tom he was in high feather 'cause Miry took him, so that he didn't
- reelly know how to behave; and so, as they was walkin' along past Parson
- Lothrop's apple-orchard, Tom thought he'd try bein' familiar, and he
- undertook to put his arm round Miry. Wal, if she didn't jest take that
- little fellow by his two shoulders and whirl him over the fence into the
- orchard quicker'n no time. 'Why,' says Tom, 'the fust I knew I was lyin'
- on my back under the appletrees lookin' up at the stars.' Miry she jest
- walked off home and said nothin' to nobody,&mdash;it wa'n't her way to
- talk much about things; and, if it hedn't ben for Tom Beacon himself,
- nobody need 'a' known nothin' about it. Tom was a little fellow, you see,
- and 'mazin' good-natured, and one o' the sort that couldn't keep nothin'
- to himself; and so he let the cat out o' the bag himself. Wal, there
- didn't nobody think the worse o' Miry. When fellers find a gal won't take
- saace from no man, they kind o' respect her; and then fellers allers
- thinks ef it hed ben <i>them</i>, now, things 'd 'a' been different.
- That's jest what Jim Moss and Ike Bacon said: they said, why Tom Beacon
- was a fool not to know better how to get along with Miry,&mdash;<i>they</i>
- never had no trouble. The fun of it was, that Tom Beacon himself was more
- crazy after her than he was afore; and they say he made Miry a right
- up-and-down offer, and Miry she jest wouldn't have him.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, you see, that went agin old Black Hoss John's idees: old Black Hoss
- was about as close as a nut and as contrairy as a pipperage-tree. You
- ought to 'a' seen him. Why, his face was all a perfect crisscross o'
- wrinkles. There wa'n't a spot where you could put a pin down that there
- wa'n't a wrinkle; and they used to say that he held on to every cent that
- went through his fingers till he'd pinched it into two. You couldn't say
- that his god was his belly, for he hedn't none, no more'n an old file:
- folks said that he'd starved himself till the moon'd shine through him.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Old Black Hoss was awfully grouty about Miry's refusin' Tom Beacon,
- 'cause there was his houses and lots o' land in Boston. A drefful worldly
- old critter Black Hoss John was: he was like the rich fool in the gospel.
- Wal, he's dead and gone now, poor critter, and what good has it all done
- him? It's as the Scriptur' says, 'He heapeth up riches, and knoweth not
- who shall gather them.'
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Miry hed a pretty hard row to hoe with old Black Hoss John. She was up
- early and down late, and kep' every thing a goin'. She made the cheese and
- made the butter, and between spells she braided herself handsome straw
- bunnets, and fixed up her clothes; and somehow she worked it so when she
- sold her butter and cheese that there was somethin' for ribbins and
- flowers. You know the Scriptur' says, 'Can a maid forget her ornaments?'
- Wal, Miry didn't. I 'member I used to lead the singin' in them days, and
- Miry she used to sing counter, so we sot putty near together in the
- singers' seats; and I used to think Sunday mornin's when she come to
- meetin' in her white dress and her red cheeks, and her bunnet all tipped
- off with laylock, that 'twas for all the world jest like sunshine to have
- her come into the singers' seats. Them was the days that I didn't improve
- my privileges, boys,&rdquo; said Sam, sighing deeply. &ldquo;There was times that ef
- I'd a spoke, there's no knowin' what mightn't 'a' happened, 'cause, you
- see, boys, I was better lookin' in them days than I be now. Now you mind,
- boys, when you grow up, ef you get to waitin' on a nice gal, and you're
- 'most a mind to speak up to her, don't you go and put it off, 'cause, ef
- you do, you may live to repent it.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, you see, from the time that Bill Elderkin come and took the academy,
- I could see plain enough that it was time for me to hang up my fiddle.
- Bill he used to set in the singers' seats, too, and he would have it that
- he sung tenor. He no more sung tenor than a skunk-blackbird, but he made
- b'lieve he did, jest to git next to Miry in the singers' seats. They used
- to set there in the seats a writin' backward and forward to each other
- till they tore out all the leaves of the hymn-books, and the singin'-books
- besides. Wal, I never thought that the house o' the Lord was jest the
- place to be courtin' in, and I used to get consid'able shocked at the way
- things went on atween 'em. Why, they'd be a writin' all sermon-time; and
- I've seen him a lookin' at her all through the long prayer in a way that
- wa'n't right, considerin' they was both professors of religion. But then
- the fact was, old Black Hoss John was to blame for it, 'cause he never let
- 'em have no chance to hum. Ye see, old Black Hoss he was sot agin Elderkin
- 'cause he was poor. You see, his mother, the old Widdah Elderkin, she was
- jest about the poorest, peakedest old body over to Sherburne, and went out
- to days' works; and Bill Elderkin he was all for books and larnin', and
- old Black Hoss John he thought it was just shiftlessness: but Miry she
- thought he was a genius; and she got it sot in her mind that he was goin'
- to be President o' the United States, or some sich.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, old Black Hoss he wa'n't none too polite to Miry's beaux in gineral,
- but when Elderkin used to come to see her he was snarlier than a saw: he
- hadn't a good word for him noways; and he'd rake up the fire right before
- his face and eyes, and rattle about fastenin' up the windows, and tramp up
- to bed, and call down the chamber-stairs to Miry to go to bed, and was
- sort o' aggravatin' every way.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, ef folks wants to get a gal set on havin' a man, that 'ere's the way
- to go to work. Miry had a consid'able stiff will of her own; and, ef she
- didn't care about Tom Beacon before, she hated him now; and, if she liked
- Bill Elderkin before, she was clean gone over to him now. And so she took
- to 'goin' to the Wednesday-evenin' lecture, and the Friday-even-in'
- prayer-meetin', and the singin'-school, jest as regular as a clock, and so
- did he; and arterwards they allers walked home the longest way. Fathers
- may jest as well let their gals be courted in the house, peaceable,
- 'cause, if they can't be courted there, they 'll find places where they
- can be: it's jest human natur'.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, come fall, Elderkin he went to college up to Brunswick; and then I
- used to see the letters as regular up to the store every week, comin' in
- from Brunswick, and old Black Hoss John he see 'em too, and got a way of
- droppin' on 'em in his coat-pocket when he come up to the store, and folks
- used to say that the letters that went into his coat-pocket didn't get to
- Miry. Anyhow, Miry she says to me one day, says she, 'Sam, you're up round
- the post-office a good deal,' says she. 'I wish, if you see any letters
- for me, you'd jest bring 'em along.' I see right into it, and I told her
- to be sure I would; and so I used to have the carryin' of great thick
- letters every week. Wal, I was waitin' on Hepsy' along about them times,
- and so Miry and I kind o' sympathized. Hepsy was a pretty gal, and I
- thought it was all best as 'twas; any way, I knew I couldn't get Miry, and
- I could get Hepsy, and that made all the difference in the world.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, that next winter old Black Hoss was took down with rheumatism, and I
- tell you if Miry didn't have a time on't! He wa'n't noways sweet-tempered
- when he was well; but come to be crooked up with the rheumatis' and kep'
- awake nights, it seemed as if he was determined there shouldn't nobody
- have no peace so long as he couldn't.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;He'd get Miry up and down with him night after night a makin' her heat
- flannels and vinegar, and then he'd jaw and scold so that she was eenymost
- beat out. He wouldn't have nobody set up with him, though there was offers
- made. No: he said Miry was his daughter, and 'twas her bisness to take
- care on him.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Miry was clear worked down: folks kind o' pitied her. She was a strong
- gal, but there's things that wears out the strongest. The worst on't was,
- it hung on so. Old Black Hoss had a most amazin' sight o' constitution.
- He'd go all down to death's door, and seem hardly to have the breath o'
- life in him, and then up he'd come agin! These 'ere old folks that nobody
- wants to have live allers hev such a sight o' wear in 'em, they jest last
- and last; and it really did seem as if he'd wear Miry out and get her into
- the grave fust, for she got a cough with bein' up so much in the cold, and
- grew thin as a shadder. 'Member one time I went up there to offer to watch
- jest in the spring o' the year, when the laylocks was jest a buddin' out,
- and Miry she come and talked with me over the fence; and the poor gal she
- fairly broke down, and sobbed as if her heart would break, a tellin' me
- her trouble.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, it reelly affected me more to have Miry give up so than most gals,
- 'cause she'd allers held her head up, and hed sich a sight o' grit and
- resolution; but she told me all about it.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It seems old Black Hoss he wa'n't content with worryin' on her, and
- gettin' on her up nights, but he kep' a hectorin' her about Bill Elderkin,
- and wantin' on her to promise that she wouldn't hev Bill when he was dead
- and gone; and Miry she wouldn't promise, and then the old man said she
- shouldn't have a cent from him if she didn't, and so they had it back and
- forth. Everybody in town was sayin' what a shame 'twas that he should
- sarve her so; for though he hed other children, they was married and gone,
- and there wa'n't none of them to do for him but jest Miry.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, he hung on till jest as the pinys in the front yard was beginnin' to
- blow out, and then he began to feel he was a goin', and he sent for Parson
- Lothrop to know what was to be done about his soul.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Wal,' says Parson Lothrop, 'you must settle up all your worldly affairs;
- you must be in peace and love with all mankind; and, if you've wronged
- anybody, you must make it good to 'em.'
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Old Black Hoss he bounced right over in his bed with his back to the
- minister.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'The devil!' says he: ''twill take all I've got.' And he never spoke
- another word, though Parson Lothrop he prayed with him, and did what he
- could for him.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, that night I sot up with him; and he went off 'tween two and three
- in the mornin', and I laid him out regular. Of all the racks o' bone I
- ever see, I never see a human critter so poor as he was. 'Twa'n't nothin'
- but his awful will kep' his soul in his body so long, as it was.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;We had the funeral in the meetin'-house a Sunday; and Parson Lothrop he
- preached a sarmon on contentment on the text, 'We brought nothin' into the
- world, and it's sartin we can carry nothin' out; and having food and
- raiment, let us be therewith content.' Parson Lothrop he got round the
- subject about as handsome as he could: he didn't say what a skinflint old
- Black Hoss was, but he talked in a gineral way about the vanity o'
- worryin' an' scrapin to heap up riches. Ye see, Parson Lothrop he could
- say it all putty easy, too, 'cause since he married a rich wife he never
- hed no occasion to worry about temporal matters. Folks allers preaches
- better on the vanity o' riches when they's in tol'able easy circumstances.
- Ye see, when folks is pestered and worried to pay their bills, and don't
- know where the next dollar's to come from, it's a great temptation to be
- kind o' valooin' riches, and mebbe envyin' those that's got 'em; whereas
- when one's accounts all pays themselves, and the money comes jest when its
- wanted regular, a body feels sort o' composed like, and able to take the
- right view o' things, like Parson Lothrop.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, arter sermon the relations all went over to the old house to hear
- the will read; and, as I was kind o' friend with the family, I jest
- slipped in along with the rest.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Squire Jones he had the will; and so when they all got sot round all
- solemn, he broke the seals and unfolded it, cracklin' it a good while
- afore he begun and it was so still you might a heard a pin drop when he
- begun to read. Fust, there was the farm and stock, he left to his son John
- Brown over in Sherburne. Then there was the household stuff and all them
- things, spoons and dishes, and beds and kiver-lids, and so on, to his
- da'ter Polly Blanchard. And then, last of all, he says, he left to his
- da'ter Miry <i>the pitcher that was on the top o' the shelf in his
- bed-room closet.</i>
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;That' 'are was an old cracked pitcher that Miry allers hed hated the
- sight of, and spring and fall she used to beg her father to let her throw
- it away; but no, he wouldn't let her touch it, and so it stood gatherin'
- dust.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Some on 'em run and handed it down; and it seemed jest full o'
- scourin'-sand and nothin' else, and they handed it to Miry.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, Miry she was wrathy then. She didn't so much mind bein' left out in
- the will, 'cause she expected that; but to have that 'are old pitcher
- poked at her so sort o' scornful was more'n she could bear.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;She took it and gin it a throw across the room with all her might; and it
- hit agin the wall and broke into a thousand bits, when out rolled hundreds
- of gold pieces; great gold eagles and guineas flew round the kitchen jest
- as thick as dandelions in a meadow. I tell you, she scrabbled them up
- pretty quick, and we all helped her.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br /><a name="linkimage-0017" id="linkimage-0017"> </a>
- </p>
- <div class="fig" style="width:65%;">
- <img src="images/0163.jpg" alt="0163m " width="100%" /><br />
- </div>
- <h5>
- <a href="images/0163.jpg"><img src="images/enlarge.jpg" alt="" /> </a>
- </h5>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Come to count 'em over, Miry had the best fortin of the whole, as 'twas
- right and proper she should. Miry she was a sensible gal, and she invested
- her money well; and so, when Bill Elderkin got through his law-studies, he
- found a wife that could make a nice beginnin' with him. And that's the
- way, you see, they came to be doin' as well as they be.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;So, boys, you jest mind and remember and allers see what there is in a
- providence afore you quarrel with it, 'cause there's a good many things in
- this world turns out like Mis' Elderkin's pitcher.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
- <a name="link2H_4_0008" id="link2H_4_0008"> </a>
- </p>
- <div style="height: 4em;">
- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- THE GHOST IN THE CAP'N BROWN HOUSE.
- </h2>
- <p>
- <br /><br /><a name="linkimage-0018" id="linkimage-0018"> </a>
- </p>
- <div class="figleft" style="width:20%;">
- <img src="images/9165.jpg" alt="9165 " width="100%" /><br /><a
- href="images/9165.jpg"><img src="images/enlarge.jpg" alt="" /> </a>
- </div>
- <p>
- OW, Sam, tell us certain true, is there any such things as ghosts?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Be there ghosts?&rdquo; said Sam, immediately translating into his vernacular
- grammar: &ldquo;wal, now, that are's jest the question, ye see.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well, grandma thinks there are, and Aunt Lois thinks it's all nonsense.
- Why, Aunt Lois don't even believe the stories in Cotton Mather's
- 'Magnalia.'&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wanter know?&rdquo; said Sam, with a tone of slow, languid meditation.
- </p>
- <p>
- We were sitting on a bank of the Charles River, fishing. The soft
- melancholy red of evening was fading off in streaks on the glassy water,
- and the houses of Oldtown were beginning to loom through the gloom, solemn
- and ghostly. There are times and tones and moods of nature that make all
- the vulgar, daily real seem shadowy, vague, and supernatural, as if the
- outlines of this hard material present were fading into the invisible and
- unknown. So Oldtown, with its elm-trees, its great square white houses,
- its meeting-house and tavern and blacksmith's shop and mill, which at high
- noon seem as real and as commonplace as possible, at this hour of the
- evening were dreamy and solemn. They rose up blurred, indistinct, dark;
- here and there winking candles sent long lines of light through the
- shadows, and little drops of unforeseen rain rippled the sheeny darkness
- of the water.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, you see, boys, in them things it's jest as well to mind your granny.
- There's a consid'able sight o' gumption in grandmas. You look at the folks
- that's allus tellin' you what they don't believe,&mdash;they don't believe
- this, and they don't believe that,&mdash;and what sort o' folks is they?
- Why, like yer Aunt Lois, sort o' stringy and dry. There ain't no 'sorption
- got out o' not believin' nothin'.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Lord a massy! we don't know nothin' 'bout them things. We hain't ben
- there, and can't say that there ain't no ghosts and sich; can we, now?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- We agreed to that fact, and sat a little closer to Sam in the gathering
- gloom.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Tell us about the Cap'n Brown house, Sam.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Ye didn't never go over the Cap'n Brown house?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- No, we had not that advantage.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, yer see, Cap'n Brown he made all his money to sea, in furrin parts,
- and then come here to Oldtown to settle down.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Now, there ain't no knowin' 'bout these 'ere old ship-masters, where
- they's ben, or what they's ben a doin', or how they got their money. Ask
- me no questions, and I 'll tell ye no lies, is 'bout the best philosophy
- for them. Wal, it didn't do no good to ask Cap'n Brown questions too
- close, 'cause you didn't git no satisfaction. Nobody rightly knew 'bout
- who his folks was, or where they come from; and, ef a body asked him, he
- used to say that the very fust he know'd 'bout himself he was a young man
- walkin' the streets in London.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;But, yer see, boys, he hed money, and that is about all folks wanter know
- when a man comes to settle down. And he bought that 'are place, and built
- that 'are house. He built it all sea-cap'n fashion, so's to feel as much
- at home as he could. The parlor was like a ship's cabin. The table and
- chairs was fastened down to the floor, and the closets was made with holes
- to set the casters and the decanters and bottles in, jest's they be at
- sea; and there was stanchions to hold on by; and they say that blowy
- nights the cap'n used to fire up pretty well with his grog, till he hed
- about all he could carry, and then he'd set and hold on, and hear the wind
- blow, and kind o' feel out to sea right there to hum. There wasn't no Mis'
- Cap'n Brown, and there didn't seem likely to be none. And whether there
- ever hed been one, nobody know'd. He hed an old black Guinea nigger-woman,
- named Quassia, that did his work. She was shaped pretty much like one o'
- these 'ere great crookneck-squashes. She wa'n't no gret beauty, I can tell
- you; and she used to wear a gret red turban and a yaller short gown and
- red petticoat, and a gret string o' gold beads round her neck, and gret
- big gold hoops in her ears, made right in the middle o' Africa among the
- heathen there. For all she was black, she thought a heap o' herself, and
- was consid'able sort o' predominative over the cap'n. Lordy massy! boys,
- it's alius so. Get a man and a woman together,&mdash;any sort o' woman
- you're a mind to, don't care who 'tis,&mdash;? and one way or another she
- gets the rule over him, and he jest has to train to her fife. Some does it
- one way, and some does it another; some does it by jawin', and some does
- it by 'kissin', and some does it by faculty and contrivance; but one way
- or another they allers does it. Old Cap'n Brown was a good stout, stocky
- kind o' John Bull sort o' fellow, and a good judge o' sperits, and allers
- kep' the best in them are cupboards o' his'n; but, fust and last, things
- in his house went pretty much as old Quassia said.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Folks got to kind o' respectin' Quassia. She come to meetin' Sunday
- regular, and sot all fixed up in red and yaller and green, with glass
- beads and what not, lookin' for all the world like one o' them ugly Indian
- idols; but she was well-behaved as any Christian. She was a master hand at
- cookin'. Her bread and biscuits couldn't be beat, and no couldn't her
- pies, and there wa'n't no such pound-cake as she made nowhere. Wal, this
- 'ere story I'm a goin' to tell you was told me by Cinthy Pendleton. There
- ain't a more respectable gal, old or young, than Cinthy nowheres. She
- lives over to Sherburne now, and I hear tell she's sot up a manty-makin'
- business; but then she used to do tailorin' in Oldtown. She was a member
- o' the church, and a good Christian as ever was. Wal, ye see, Quassia she
- got Cinthy to come up and spend a week to the Cap'n Brown house, a doin'
- tailorin' and a fixin' over his close: 'twas along toward the fust o'
- March. Cinthy she sot by the fire in the front' parlor with her goose and
- her press-board and her work: for there wa'n't no company callin', and the
- snow was drifted four feet deep right across the front door; so there
- wa'n't much danger o' any body comin' in. And the cap'n he was a perlite
- man to wimmen; and Cinthy she liked it jest as well not to have company,
- 'cause the cap'n he'd make himself entertainin' tellin' on her
- sea-stories, and all about his adventures among the Ammonites, and
- Perresites, and Jebusites, and all sorts o' heathen people he'd been
- among.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, that 'are week there come on the master snow-storm. Of all the
- snow-storms that hed ben, that 'are was the beater; and I tell you the
- wind blew as if 'twas the last chance it was ever goin' to hev.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, it's kind o' scary like to be shet up in a lone house with all
- natur' a kind o' breakin' out, and goin' on so, and the snow a comin' down
- so thick ye can't see 'cross the street, and the wind a pipin' and a
- squeelin' and a rumblin' and a tumblin' fust down this chimney and then
- down that. I tell you, it sort o' sets a feller thinkin' o' the three
- great things,&mdash;death, judgment, and etarnaty; and I don't care who
- the folks is, nor how good they be, there's times when they must be
- feelin' putty consid'able solemn.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, Cinthy she said she kind o' felt so along, and she hed a sort o'
- queer feelin' come over her as if there was somebody or somethin' round
- the house more'n appeared. She said she sort o' felt it in the air; but it
- seemed to her silly, and she tried to get over it. But two or three times,
- she said, when it got to be dusk, she felt somebody go by her up the
- stairs. The front entry wa'n't very light in the daytime, and in the
- storm, come five o'clock, it was so dark that all you could see was jest a
- gleam o' somethin', and two or three times when she started to go up
- stairs she see a soft white suthin' that seemed goin' up before her, and
- she stopped with her heart a beatin' like a trip-hammer, and she sort o'
- saw it go up and along the entry to the cap'n's door, and then it seemed
- to go right through, 'cause the door didn't open.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, Cinthy says she to old Quassia, says she, 'Is there anybody lives in
- this house but us?'
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Anybody lives here?' says Quassia: 'what you mean?' says she.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Says Ointhy, 'I thought somebody went past me on the stairs last night
- and to-night.'
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Lordy massy! how old Quassia did screech and laugh. 'Good Lord!' says
- she, 'how foolish white folks is! Somebody went past you? Was 't the
- capt'in?'
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'No, it wa'n't the cap'n,' says she: 'it was somethin' soft and white,
- and moved very still; it was like somethin' in the air,' says she. Then
- Quassia she haw-hawed louder. Says she, 'It's hy-sterikes, Miss Cinthy;
- that's all it is.'
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, Cinthy she was kind o ' 'shamed, but for all that she couldn't help
- herself. Sometimes evenin's she'd be a settin' with the cap'n, and she'd
- think she'd hear somebody a movin' in his room overhead; and she knowed it
- wa'n't Quassia, 'cause Quassia was ironin' in the kitchen. She took pains
- once or twice to find out that 'are.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, ye see, the cap'n's room was the gret front upper chamber over the
- parlor, and then right oppi-site to it was the gret spare chamber where
- Cinthy slept. It was jest as grand as could be, with a gret four-post
- mahogany bedstead and damask curtains brought over from England; but it
- was cold enough to freeze a white bear solid,&mdash;the way spare chambers
- allers is. Then there was the entry between, run straight through the
- house: one side was old Quassia's room, and the other was a sort o'
- storeroom, where the old cap'n kep' all sorts o' traps.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, Cinthy she kep' a hevin' things happen and a seein' things, till she
- didn't railly know what was in it. Once when she come into the parlor jest
- at sundown, she was sure she see a white figure a vanishin' out o' the
- door that went towards the side entry. She said it was so dusk, that all
- she could see was jest this white figure, and it jest went out still as a
- cat as she come in.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, Cinthy didn't like to speak to the cap'n about it. She was a close
- woman, putty prudent, Cinthy was.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;But one night, 'bout the middle o' the week, this 'ere thing kind o' come
- to a crisis.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Cinthy said she'd ben up putty late a sewin' and a finishin' off down in
- the parlor; and the cap'n he sot up with her, and was consid'able cheerful
- and entertainin', tellin' her all about things over in the Bermudys, and
- off to Chiny and Japan, and round the world ginerally. The storm that hed
- been a blowin' all the week was about as furious as ever; and the cap'n he
- stirred up a mess o' flip, and hed it for her hot to go to bed on. He was
- a good-natured critter, and allers had feelin's for lone women; and I
- s'pose he knew 'twas sort o' desolate for Cinthy.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, takin' the flip so right the last thing afore goin' to bed, she went
- right off to sleep as sound as a nut, and slep' on till somewhere about
- mornin', when she said somethin' waked her broad awake in a minute. Her
- eyes flew wide open like a spring, and the storm hed gone down and the
- moon come out; and there, standin' right in the moonlight by her bed, was
- a woman jest as white as a sheet, with black hair bangin' down to her
- waist, and the brightest, mourn fullest black eyes you ever see. She stood
- there lookin' right at Cinthy; and Cinthy thinks that was what waked her
- up; 'cause, you know, ef anybody stands and looks steady at folks asleep
- it's apt to wake 'em.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br /><a name="linkimage-0019" id="linkimage-0019"> </a>
- </p>
- <div class="fig" style="width:65%;">
- <img src="images/0175.jpg" alt="0175m " width="100%" /><br />
- </div>
- <h5>
- <a href="images/0175.jpg"><img src="images/enlarge.jpg" alt="" /> </a>
- </h5>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Any way, Cinthy said she felt jest as ef she was turnin' to stone. She
- couldn't move nor speak. She lay a minute, and then she shut her eyes, and
- begun to say her prayers; and a minute after she opened 'em, and it was
- gone.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Cinthy was a sensible gal, and one that allers hed her thoughts about
- her; and she jest got up and put a shawl round her shoulders, and went
- first and looked at the doors, and they was both on 'em locked jest as she
- left 'em when she went to bed. Then she looked under the bed and in the
- closet, and felt all round the room: where she couldn't see she felt her
- way, and there wa'n't nothin' there.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, next mornin' Cinthy got up and went home, and she kep' it to herself
- a good while. Finally, one day when she was workin' to our house she told
- Hepsy about it, and Hepsy she told me.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well, Sam,&rdquo; we said, after a pause, in which we heard only the rustle of
- leaves and the ticking of branches against each other, &ldquo;what do you
- suppose it was?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, there 'tis: you know jest as much about it as I do. Hepsy told
- Cinthy it might 'a' ben a dream; so it might, but Cinthy she was sure it
- wa'n't a dream, 'cause she remembers plain hearin' the old clock on the
- stairs strike four while she had her eyes open lookin' at the woman; and
- then she only shet 'em a minute, jest to say 'Now I lay me,' and opened
- 'em and she was gone.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, Cinthy told Hepsy, and Hepsy she kep' it putty close. She didn't
- tell it to nobody except Aunt Sally Dickerson and the Widder Bije Smith
- and your Grandma Badger and the minister's wife; and they every one o' 'em
- 'greed it ought to be kep' close, 'cause it would make talk. Wal, come
- spring somehow or other it seemed to 'a' got all over Old town. I heard
- on't to the store and up to the tavern; and Jake Marshall he says to me
- one day, 'What's this 'ere about the cap'n's house?' And the Widder Loker
- she says to me, 'There's ben a ghost seen in the cap'n's house;' and I
- heard on 't clear over to Needham and Sherburne.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Some o' the women they drew themselves up putty stiff and proper. Your
- Aunt Lois was one on 'em.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Ghost,' says she; 'don't tell me! Perhaps it would be best ef 'twas a
- ghost,' says she. She didn't think there ought to be no sich doin's in
- nobody's house; and your grandma she shet her up, and told her she didn't
- oughter talk so.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Talk how?&rdquo; said I, interrupting Sam with wonder. &ldquo;What did Aunt Lois
- mean?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Why, you see,&rdquo; said Sam mysteriously, &ldquo;there allers is folks in every
- town that's jest like the Sadducees in old times: they won't believe in
- angel nor sperit, no way you can fix it; and ef things is seen and done in
- a house, why, they say, it's 'cause there's somebody there; there's some
- sort o' deviltry or trick about it.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;So the story got round that there was a woman kep' private in Cap'n
- Brown's house, and that he brought her from furrin parts; and it growed
- and growed, till there was all sorts o' ways o' tellin on 't.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Some said they'd seen her a settin' at an open winder. Some said that
- moonlight nights they'd seen her a walkin' out in the back garden kind o'
- in and out 'mong the bean-poles and squash-vines.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You see, it come on spring and summer; and the winders o' the Cap'n Brown
- house stood open, and folks was all a watchin' on 'em day and night. Aunt
- Sally Dickerson told the minister's wife that she'd seen in plain daylight
- a woman a settin' at the chamber winder atween four and five o'clock in
- the mornin',&mdash;jist a settin' a lookin' out and a doin' nothin', like
- anybody else. She was very white and pale, and had black eyes.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Some said that it was a nun the cap'n had brought away from a Roman
- Catholic convent in Spain, and some said he'd got her out o' the
- Inquisition.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Aunt Sally said she thought the minister ought to call and inquire why
- she didn't come to meetin', and who she was, and all about her: 'cause,
- you see, she said it might be all right enough ef folks only know'd jest
- how things was; but ef they didn't, why, folks will talk.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well, did the minister do it?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What, Parson Lothrop? Wal, no, he didn't. He made a call on the cap'n in
- a regular way, and asked arter his health and all his family. But the
- cap'n he seemed jest as jolly and chipper as a spring robin, and he gin'
- the minister some o' his old Jamaiky; and the minister he come away and
- said he didn't see nothin'; and no he didn't. Folks&mdash;-never does see
- nothin' when they aint' lookin' where 'tis. Fact is, Parson Lothrop wa'n't
- fond o' interferin'; he was a master hand to slick things over. Your
- grandma she used to mourn about it, 'cause she said he never gin no p'int
- to the doctrines; but 'twas all of a piece, he kind o' took every thing
- the smooth way.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;But your grandma she believed in the ghost, and so did Lady Lothrop. I
- was up to her house t'other day fixin' a door-knob, and says she, 'Sam
- your wife told me a strange story about the Cap'n Brown house.'
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Yes, ma'am, she did,' says I.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Well, what do you think of it?' says she.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Wal, sometimes I think, and then agin I don't know,' says I. 'There's
- Cinthy she's a member o' the church and a good pious gal,' says I.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Yes, Sam,' says Lady Lothrop, says she; 'and Sam,' says she, 'it is jest
- like something that happened once to my grandmother when she was livin' in
- the old Province House in Bostin.' Says she, 'These 'ere things is the
- mysteries of Providence, and it's jest as well not to have 'em too much
- talked about.'
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Jest so,' says I,&mdash;'jest so. That 'are's what every woman I've
- talked with says; and I guess, fust and last, I've talked with twenty,&mdash;good,
- safe church-members,&mdash;and they's every one o' opinion that this 'ere
- oughtn't to be talked about. Why, over to the deakin's t'other night we
- went it all over as much as two or three hours, and we concluded that the
- best way was to keep quite still about it; and that's jest what they say
- over to Needham and Sherburne. I've been all round a hushin' this 'ere up,
- and I hain't found but a few people that hedn't the particulars one way or
- another.' This 'ere was what I says to Lady Lothrop. The fact was, I never
- did see no report spread so, nor make sich sort o' sarchin's o' heart, as
- this 'ere. It railly did beat all; 'cause, ef 'twas a ghost, why there was
- the p'int proved, ye see. Cinthy's a church-member, and she <i>see</i> it,
- and got right up and sarched the room: but then agin, ef 'twas a woman,
- why that 'are was kind o' awful; it give cause, ye see, for thinkin' all
- sorts o' things. There was Cap'n Brown, to be sure, he wa'n't a
- church-member; but yet he was as honest and regular a man as any goin', as
- fur as any on us could see. To be sure, nobody know'd where he come from,
- but that wa'n't no reason agin' him: this 'ere might a ben a crazy sister,
- or some poor critter that he took out o' the best o' motives; and the
- Scriptur' says, 'Charity hopeth all things.' But then, ye see, folks will
- talk,&mdash;that 'are's the pester o' all these things,&mdash;and they did
- some on 'em talk consid'able strong about the cap'n; but somehow or other,
- there didn't nobody come to the p'int o' facin' on him down, and sayin'
- square out, 'Cap'n Brown, have you got a woman in your house, or hain't
- you? or is it a ghost, or what is it?' Folks somehow never does come to
- that. Ye see, there was the cap'n so respectable, a settin' up every
- Sunday there in his pew, with his ruffles round his hands and his red
- broadcloth cloak and his cocked hat. Why, folks' hearts sort o' failed 'em
- when it come to sayin' any thing right to him. They thought and kind o'
- whispered round that the minister or the deakins oughter do it: but Lordy
- massy! ministers, I s'pose, has feelin's like the rest on us; they don't
- want to eat all the hard cheeses that nobody else won't eat. Anyhow, there
- wasn't nothin' said direct to the cap'n; and jest for want o' that all the
- folks in Oldtown kep' a bilin' and a bilin' like a kettle o' soap, till it
- seemed all the time as if they'd bile over.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Some o' the wimmen tried to get somethin' out o' Quassy. Lordy massy! you
- might as well 'a' tried to get it out an old tom-turkey, that 'll strut
- and gobble and quitter, and drag his wings on the ground, and fly at you,
- but won't say nothin'. Quassy she screeched her queer sort o' laugh; and
- she told 'em that they was a makin' fools o' themselves, and that the
- cap'n's matters wa'n't none o' their bisness; and that was true enough. As
- to goin' into Quassia's room, or into any o' the store-rooms or closets
- she kep' the keys of, you might as well hev gone into a lion's den. She
- kep' all her places locked up tight; and there was no gettin' at nothin'
- in the Cap'n Brown house, else I believe some o' the wim-men would 'a'
- sent a sarch-warrant.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well,&rdquo; said I, &ldquo;what came of it? Didn't anybody ever find out?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal,&rdquo; said Sam, &ldquo;it come to an end sort o', and didn't come to an end. It
- was jest this 'ere way. You see, along in October, jest in the
- cider-makin' time, Abel Flint he was took down with dysentery and died.
- You 'member the Flint house: it stood on a little rise o' ground jest
- lookin' over towards the Brown house. Wal, there was Aunt Sally Dickerson
- and the Widder Bije Smith, they set up with the corpse. He was laid out in
- the back chamber, you see, over the milk-room and kitchen; but there was
- cold victuals and sich in the front chamber, where the watchers sot. Wal,
- now, Aunt Sally she told me that between three and four o'clock she heard
- wheels a rumblin', and she went to the winder, and it was clear starlight;
- and she see a coach come up to the Cap'n Brown house; and she see the
- cap'n come out bringin' a woman all wrapped in a cloak, and old Quassy
- came arter with her arms full o' bundles; and he put her into the
- kerridge, and shet her in, and it driv off; and she see old Quassy stand
- lookin' over the fence arter it. She tried to wake up the widder, but
- 'twas towards mornin', and the widder allers was a hard sleeper; so there
- wa'n't no witness but her.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well, then, it wasn't a ghost,&rdquo; said I, &ldquo;after all, and it <i>was</i> a
- woman.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, there 'tis, you see. Folks don't know that 'are yit, 'cause there
- it's jest as broad as 'tis long. Now, look at it. There's Cinthy, she's a
- good, pious gal: she locks her chamber-doors, both on 'em, and goes to
- bed, and wakes up in the night, and there's a woman there. She jest shets
- her eyes, and the woman's gone. She gits up and looks, and both doors is
- locked jest as she left 'em. That 'ere woman wa'n't flesh and blood now,
- no way,&mdash;not such flesh and blood as we knows on; but then they say
- Cinthy might hev dreamed it!
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, now, look at it t'other way. There's Aunt Sally Dickerson; she's a
- good woman and a church-member: wal, she sees a woman in a cloak with all
- her bundles brought out o' Cap'n Brown's house, and put into a kerridge,
- and driv off, atween three and four o'clock in the mornin'. Wal, that 'ere
- shows there must 'a' ben a real live woman kep' there privately, and so
- what Cinthy saw wasn't a ghost.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, now, Cinthy says Aunt Sally might 'a' dreamed it,&mdash;that she got
- her head so full o' stories about the Cap'n Brown house, and watched it
- till she got asleep, and hed this 'ere dream; and, as there didn't nobody
- else see it, it might 'a' ben, you know. Aunt Sally's clear she didn't
- dream, and then agin Cinthy's clear <i>she</i> didn't dream; but which on
- 'em was awake, or which on 'em was asleep, is what ain't settled in
- Oldtown yet.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
- <a name="link2H_4_0009" id="link2H_4_0009"> </a>
- </p>
- <div style="height: 4em;">
- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- COLONEL EPH'S SHOE-BUCKLES.
- </h2>
- <p>
- <br /><br /><a name="linkimage-0020" id="linkimage-0020"> </a>
- </p>
- <div class="figleft" style="width:20%;">
- <img src="images/9188.jpg" alt="9188 " width="100%" /><br /><a
- href="images/9188.jpg"><img src="images/enlarge.jpg" alt="" /> </a>
- </div>
- <p>
- ES, this 'ere's Tekawampait's grave,&rdquo; said Sam Lawson, sitting leisurely
- down on an ancient grass-grown mound, ornamented by a mossy black
- slate-stone slab, with a rudely-carved cherub head and wings on top.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;And who was Tekawampait?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I wanter know, now, if your granny hain't told you who Tekawampait was?&rdquo;
- said Sam, pushing back his torn straw hat, and leaning against the old
- slanting gravestone.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;No, she never told us.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, ye see, Tekawampait he was the fust Christian Indian minister o' the
- gospel there was in Old-town. He was a full-blooded Indian, but he was as
- good a Christian as there was goin'; and he was settled here over the
- church in Oldtown afore Parson Peabody; and Parson Peabody he come afore
- Parson Lothrop; and a very good minister Teka-wampait was too. Folks hes
- said that there couldn't nothin' be made o' Indians; that they was nothin'
- but sort o' bears and tigers a walkin' round on their hind legs, a seekin'
- whom they might devour; but Parson Eliot he didn't think so. 'Christ died
- for them as wal as for me,' says he; 'and jest give 'em the gospel,' says
- he, 'and the rest 'll come along o' itself.' And so he come here to
- Oldtown, and sot up a sort o' log-hut right on the spot where the old
- Cap'n Brown house is now. Them two great elm-trees that's a grown now each
- side o' the front gate was two little switches then, that two Indians
- brought up over their shoulders, and planted there for friendship trees,
- as they called 'em; and now look what trees they be! He used to stand
- under that 'are big oak there, and preach to the Indians, long before
- there was any meetin'-house to speak in here in Oldtown.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, now, I tell you, it took putty good courage in Parson Eliot to do
- that 'are. I tell you, in them days it took putty consid'able faith to see
- any thing in an Indian but jest a wild beast. Folks can't tell by seein'
- on 'em now days what they was in the old times when all the settlements
- was new, and the Indians was stark, starin' wild, a ravin' and tarin'
- round in the woods, and a fightin' each other and a fightin' the white
- folks. Lordy massy! the stories I've heard women tell in their
- chimbley-corners about the things that used to happen when they was little
- was enough to scare the very life out o' ye.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh, do, do tell us some of them!&rdquo; said Henry and I.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Lordy massy, boys: why, ye wouldn't sleep for a week. Why, ye don't know.
- Why, the Indians in them days wa'n't like no critter ye ever did see. They
- was jest the horridest, paintedest, screeehinest, cussedest critters you
- ever heard on. They was jest as artful as sarpents, and crueller than any
- tigers. Good Dr. Cotton Mather calls 'em divils, and he was a meek, good
- man, Dr. Cotton was; but they cut up so in his days, it's no wonder he
- thought they was divils, and not folks. Why, they kep' the whole country
- in a broil for years and years. Nobody knowed when they was safe; for they
- were so sly and cunnin', and always watchin' behind fences and bushes, and
- ready when a body was a least thinkin' on't to be down on 'em. I've heard
- Abiel Jones tell how his father's house was burnt down at the time the
- Indians burnt Deerfield. About every house in the settlement was burnt to
- the ground; and then another time they burnt thirty-two houses in
- Springfield,&mdash;the minister's house and all, with all his library (and
- books was sca'ce in them days); but the Indians made a clean sweep on't.
- They burnt all the houses in Wendham down to the ground; and they came
- down in Lancaster, and burnt ever so many houses, and carried off forty or
- fifty people with 'em into the woods.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;There was Mr. Rolandson, the minister, they burnt his house, and carried
- off Mis' Rolandson and all the children. There was Jerushy Pierce used to
- work in his family and do washin' and chores, she's told me about it.
- Jerushy she was away to her uncle's that night, so she wa'n't took. Ye
- see, the Lancaster folks had been afeard the Indians'd be down on 'em, and
- so Parson Rolandson he'd gone on to Boston to get help for 'em; and when
- he come back the mischief was all done. Jerushy said in all her life she
- never see nothin' so pitiful as that 'are poor man's face when she met
- him, jest as he come to the place where the house stood. At fust he didn't
- say a word, she said, but he looked kind o' dazed. Then he sort o' put his
- hand to his forehead, and says he, 'My God, my God, help me!' Then he
- tried to ask her about it, but he couldn't but jest speak. 'Jerushy,' says
- he, 'can't you tell me,&mdash;where be they?' 'Wal,' says Jerushy,
- 'they've been carried off.' And with that he fell right down and moaned
- and groaned. 'Oh!' says he, I'd rather heard that they were at peace with
- the Lord.' And then he'd wring his hands: 'What shall I do? What shall I
- do?'
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, 'twa'n't long after this that the Indians was down on Medford, and
- burnt half the houses in town, and killed fifty or sixty people there.
- Then they came down on Northampton, but got driv' back; but then they
- burnt up five houses, and killed four or five of the folks afore they got
- the better of 'em there. Then they burnt all the houses in Groton,
- meetin'-house and all; and the pisen critters they hollared and triumphed
- over the people, and called out to 'em, 'What will you do for a house to
- pray in now? we've burnt your meetin'-house.' The fightin' was goin' on
- all over the country at the same time. The Indians set Marlborough afire,
- and it was all blazin' at once, the same day that some others of 'em was
- down on Springfield, and the same day Cap'n Pierce, with forty-nine white
- men and twenty-six Christian Indians, got drawn into an ambush, and every
- one of 'em killed. Then a few days after this they burnt forty houses at
- Rehoboth, and a little while after they burnt thirty more at Providence.
- And then when good Cap'n Wadsworth went with seventy men to help the
- people in Sudbury, the Indians came pourin' round 'em in the woods like so
- many wolves, and killed all but four or five on 'em; and those poor
- fellows had better hev been killed, for the cruel critters jest tormented
- 'em to death, and mocked and jeered at their screeches and screams like so
- many divils. Then they went and broke loose on Andover; and they was so
- cruel they couldn't even let the dumb critters alone. They cut out the
- tongues of oxen and cows, and left 'em bleedin', and some they fastened up
- in barns and burnt alive. There wa'n't no sort o' diviltry they wa'n't up
- to. Why, it got to be so in them days that folks couldn't go to bed in
- peace without startin' every time they turned over for fear o' the
- Indians. Ef they heard a noise in the night, or ef the wind squealed and
- howled, as the wind will, they'd think sure enough there was that horrid
- yell a comin' down chimbley.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;There was Delily Severence; she says to me, speakin' about them times,
- says she, 'Why, Mr. Lawson, you've no idee! Why, that 'are screech,' says
- she, 'wa'n't like no other noise in heaven above, or earth beneath, or
- water under the earth,' says she. 'When it started ye out o' bed between
- two or three o'clock in the mornin', and all your children a cryin', and
- the Indians a screechin' and yellin' and a tossin' up firebrands, fust at
- one window and then at another, why,' says she, 'Mr. Lawson, it was more
- like hell upon earth than any thing I ever heard on.'
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Ye see, they come down on Delily's house when she was but jest up arter
- her third baby. That 'are woman hed a handsome head o' hair as ever ye
- see, black as a crow's wing; and it turned jest as white as a table-cloth,
- with nothin' but the fright o' that night.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What did they do with her?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh! they took her and her poor little gal and boy, that wa'n't no older
- than you be, and went off with 'em to Canada. The troubles them poor
- critters went through! Her husband he was away that night; and well he
- was, else they'd a tied him to a tree and stuck pine slivers into him and
- sot 'em afire, and cut gret pieces out'o his flesh, and filled the places
- with hot coals and ashes, and all sich kind o' things they did to them men
- prisoners, when they catched 'em. Delily was thankful enough he was away;
- but they took her and the children off through the ice and snow, jest half
- clothed and shiverin'; and when her baby cried and worried, as it
- nat'rally would, the old Indian jest took it by its heels, and dashed its
- brains out agin a tree, and threw it into the crotch of a tree, and left
- it dangling there; and then they would mock and laugh at her, and mimic
- her baby's crying, and try every way they could to aggravate her. They
- used to beat and torment her children right before her eyes, and pull
- their hair out, and make believe that they was goin' to burn 'em alive,
- jest for nothin' but to frighten and worry her.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I wonder,&rdquo; said I, &ldquo;she ever got back alive.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, the wimmen in them times hed a sight o' wear in 'em. They was
- resolute, strong, hard-workin' wimmen. They could all tackle a hoss, or
- load and fire a gun. They was brought up hard, and they was used to
- troubles and dangers. It's jest as folks gets used to things how they
- takes 'em. In them days folks was brought up to spect trouble; they didn't
- look for no less. Why, in them days the men allers took their guns into
- the field when they went to hoe corn, and took their guns with 'em to
- meetin' Sundays; and the wimmen they kep' a gun loaded where they knew
- where to find it; and when trouble come it was jest what they spected, and
- they was put even with it. That's the sort o' wimmen they was. Wal, Delily
- and her children was brought safe through at last, but they hed a hard
- time on't.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Tell us some more stories about Indians, Sam,&rdquo; we said, with the usual
- hungry impatience of boys for a story.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, let me see,&rdquo; said Sam, with his hat pushed back and his eyes fixed
- dreamily on the top of Eliot's oak, which was now yellow with the sunset
- glory,&mdash;&ldquo;let me see. I hain't never told ye about Col. Eph Miller,
- hev I?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;No, indeed. What about him?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, he was took prisoner by the Indians; and they was goin' to roast him
- alive arter their fashion, and he gin 'em the slip.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Do tell us all about it.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, you see, Deliverance Scranton over to Sherburne, she's Col. Eph's
- daughter; and she used to hear her father tell about that, and she's told
- me time and agin about it. It was this way,&mdash;You see, there hedn't
- ben no alarm about Indians for some time, and folks hed got to feelin'
- kind o' easy, as folks will. When there don't nothin' happen for a good
- while, and it keeps a goin' on so, why, you think finally there won't
- nothin' happen; and so it was with Col. Eph and his wife. She told
- Deliverance that the day before she reely hed forgot all about that there
- was any Indians in the country; and she'd been out after spruce and
- wintergreen and hemlock, and got over her brass kettle to bile for beer;
- and the child'n they brought in lots o' wild grapes that they gathered out
- in the woods; and they said when they came home that they thought they see
- an Indian a lyin' all along squirmin' through the bushes, and peekin' out
- at 'em like a snake, but they wa'n't quite sure. Faith, the oldest gal,
- she was sure she see him quite plain; but 'Bijah (he was Col. Eph's oldest
- boy) he wa'n't so sure.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Anyway, they didn't think no more about it, and that night they hed
- prayers and went off to bed.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Arterwards, Col. Eph he said he remembered the passage o' Scriptur' he
- read that night; it was, 'The race is not to the swift nor the battle to
- the strong.' He didn't notice it much when he read it; but he allers spoke
- of it arterwards as a remarkable providence that that 'are passage should
- have come jest so that night.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, atween twelve and one o'clock they was waked up by the most awful
- screechin' that ever you heard, as if twenty thousand devils was upon 'em.
- Mis' Miller she was out o' bed in a minit, all standin'. 'O husband,
- husband, the Indians are on us!' says she; and sure enough they was. The
- children, 'Bijah and Faith come a runnin' in. 'O father, father! what
- shall we do?'
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Col. Eph was a man that allers knew in a minit what to do, and he kep'
- quite cool. 'My dear,' says he to his wife, 'you take the children, and
- jest run with 'em right out the buttery-door through the high corn, and
- run as fast as you can over to your father Stebbins', and tell him to
- rouse the town; and Bije,' says he to the boy, 'you jest get into the
- belfry window, and ring the bell with all your might,' says he. 'And I 'll
- stay and fight 'em off till the folks come.'
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;All this while the Indians was a yellin' and screechin' and a wavin'
- fire-brands front of the house. Col. Eph he stood a lookin' through a hole
- in the shutter and a sightin' his gun while he was a talkin'. He see that
- they'd been a pilin' up a great pile o' dry wood agin the door. But the
- fust Indian that came up to put fire to't was shot right down while he was
- a speakin'.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, Mis' Miller and Faith and Bije wa'n't long a dressin', you may
- believe; and they jest put on dark cloaks, and they jest streaked it out
- through the buttery-door! There was thick pole-beans quite up to the
- buttery-door, and then a field o' high corn, so that they was hid, and the
- way they run wasn't slow, I tell you.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;But Col. Eph he hed to stop so to load that they got the pile o' brush
- afire, though he shot down three or four on 'em, and that was some
- comfort. But the long and the short o' the matter was, that they driv the
- door in at last, and came a whoopin' and yellin' into the house.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, they took Col. Eph, and then went search-in' round to find somebody
- else; but jest then the meetin'-house bell begun to ring, and that scart
- 'em, and they took Col. Eph and made off with him. He hedn't but jest time
- to get into his clothes and get his shoes on, when they hurried him off.
- They didn't do nothin' to him jest then, you see, these Indians was so
- cur'ous. If a man made a good fight, and killed three or four on 'em afore
- they could take him, they sot great store by him, and called him a brave
- man. And so they was 'mazin' careful of Col. Eph, and treated him quite
- polite for Indians; but he knew the ways on 'em well enough to know what
- it was all for. They wanted a real brave man to burn alive and stick
- slivers into and torment, and Col. Eph was jest the pattern for 'em, and
- his fight-in' so brave made him all the better for what they wanted.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, he was in hopes the town would be roused in time for some of 'em to
- come arter him; but the Indians got the start of 'em, and got 'way off in
- the woods afore people hed fairly come together and found out what the
- matter was. There was Col. Eph's house a blazin' and a lightin' up all the
- country for miles round; and the colonel he said it come ruther hard on
- him to be lighted on his way through the woods by such a bonfire.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, by mornin' they come to one o' their camps, and there they hed a
- great rejoicin' over him. They was going to hev a great feast, and a good
- time a burnin' on him; and they tied him to a tree, and sot an Indian to
- watch him while they went out to cut pine knots and slivers to do him
- with.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, as I said, Col. Eph was a brave man, and a man that always kep' his
- thoughts about him; and so he kep' a workin' and a workin' with the withs
- that was round his hands, and a prayin' in his heart to the Lord, till he
- got his right hand free. Wal, he didn't make no move, but kep' a loosenin'
- and a loosenin' little by little, keepin' his eye on the Indian who sot
- there on the ground by him.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Now, Col. Eph hed slipped his feet into his Sunday shoes that stood there
- by the bed and hed great silver shoe-buckles; and there was a providence
- in his doin' so, for, ye see, Indians are 'mazin' fond o' shiny things.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br /><a name="linkimage-0021" id="linkimage-0021"> </a>
- </p>
- <div class="fig" style="width:65%;">
- <img src="images/0203.jpg" alt="0203m " width="100%" /><br />
- </div>
- <h5>
- <a href="images/0203.jpg"><img src="images/enlarge.jpg" alt="" /> </a>
- </h5>
- <p>
- &ldquo;And the old Indian he was took with the shine o' these shoe-buckles, and
- he thought he might as well hev 'em as anybody; so he jest laid down his
- tommyhawk, and got down on his knees, and was workin' away as earnest as
- could be to get off the buckles, and Col. Eph he jest made a dart forward
- and picked up the tommyhawk, and split open the Indian's skull with one
- blow: then he cut the withs that was round his legs, and in a minute he
- was off on the run with the tommyhawk in his hand. There was three Indians
- give chase to him, but Col. Eph he kep' ahead of 'em. He said while he was
- a runnin' he was cryin,' and callin' on the Lord with all his might, and
- the words come into his mind he read at prayers the night afore, 'The race
- is not to the swift, nor the battle to the strong.'
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;At last he see the Indians gained on him; and he faced round suddenly,
- and struck the nighest one smack on the head with his tommyhawk. Then when
- the next one come up he cut him down too; and the third one, when he see
- both the others cut down, and Col. Eph comin' full blaze towards him with
- his tommyhawk a swingin', he jest turned and run for dear life. Then Col.
- Eph he turned and cut for the settlement. He run, and he run, and he run,
- he didn't well know how long, till, finally, he was clear tuckered out,
- and he jest dropped down under a tree and slept; and he lay there all the
- rest of that day, and all night, and never woke till the next day about
- sundown.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Then he woke up, and found he was close by home, and John Stebbins, his
- wife's father, and a whole party, was out lookin' for him.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Old Col. Eph used to tell the story as long as he lived, and the tears
- used to run down his cheeks when he told it.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'There's a providence in every thing,' he used to say, 'even down to
- shoe-buckles. Ef my Sunday shoes hadn't happened to 'a' set there so I
- could 'a' slipped into 'em, I couldn't 'a' killed that Indian, and I
- shouldn't 'a' been here to-day.' Wal, boys, he was in the right on't. Some
- seem to think the Lord don't look out only for gret things, but, ye see,
- little things is kind o' hinges that gret ones turns on. They say, take
- care o' pennies, and dollars 'll take care o' themselves. It's jest so in
- every thing; and, ef the Lord don't look arter little things, he ain't so
- gret as they say, anyway.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, wal,&rdquo; said Sam in conclusion, &ldquo;now, who'd 'a' thought that anybody
- could 'a' made any thing out o' Indians? Yet there 'twas. All them Martha
- Vineyard Indians turned Christians, and there was Indian preachers and
- Indian teachers; and they reely did settle down, and get to be quite like
- folks. But I tell you, boys, it took faith to start with.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
- <a name="link2H_4_0010" id="link2H_4_0010"> </a>
- </p>
- <div style="height: 4em;">
- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- THE BULL-FIGHT.
- </h2>
- <p>
- <br /><br /><a name="linkimage-0022" id="linkimage-0022"> </a>
- </p>
- <div class="figleft" style="width:20%;">
- <img src="images/9207.jpg" alt="9207 " width="100%" /><br /><a
- href="images/9207.jpg"><img src="images/enlarge.jpg" alt="" /> </a>
- </div>
- <p>
- T was Saturday afternoon,&mdash;time of blessed memory to boys,&mdash;and
- we were free for a ramble after huckleberries; and, with our pails in
- hand, were making the best of our way to a noted spot where that fruit was
- most abundant.
- </p>
- <p>
- Sam was with us, his long legs striding over the ground at a rate that
- kept us on a brisk trot, though he himself was only lounging leisurely,
- with his usual air of contemplation.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Look 'ere, boys,&rdquo; he suddenly said, pausing and resting his elbow on the
- top of a rail-fence, &ldquo;we shall jest hev to go back and go round by Deakin
- Blodgett's barn.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Why so?&rdquo; we both burst forth in eager tones.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, don't ye see the deakin's turned in his bull into this 'ere lot?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Who cares?&rdquo; said I. &ldquo;I ain't afraid.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Nor I,&rdquo; said Harry. &ldquo;Look at him: he looks mild enough: he won't hurt
- us.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Not as you knows on,&rdquo; said Sam; &ldquo;and then, agin, you don't know,&mdash;nobody
- never knows, what one o' them 'ere critters will do: they's jest the most
- contrary critters; and ef you think they're goin' to do one way they're
- sure to do t'other. I could tell ye a story now that'd jest make yer har
- stan' on eend.&rdquo; Of course we wanted to have our hair stand on end, and
- beset Sam for the story; but he hung off.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Lordy massy! boys, jest let's wait till ye've got yer huckleberries: yer
- granny won't like it ef ye don't bring her none, and Hepsy she 'll be in
- my har,&mdash;what's left on't,&rdquo; said Sam, taking off his old torn hat,
- and rubbing the loose shock of brash and grizzled hair.
- </p>
- <p>
- So we turned and made a <i>détour</i>, leaving the bull on the right,
- though we longed amazingly to have a bout with him, for the fun of the
- thing, and mentally resolved to try it when our mentor was not round.
- </p>
- <p>
- It all comes back to me again,&mdash;the image of that
- huckleberry-pasture, interwoven with fragrance of sweet-fern, and the
- ground under our feet embroidered with star-moss and wintergreen, or foamy
- patches of mossy frost-work, that crushed and crackled delightfully
- beneath our feet. Every now and then a tall, straight fire-lily&mdash;black,
- spotted in its centre&mdash;rose like a little jet of flame; and we
- gathered it eagerly, though the fierce August sun wilted it in our hands.
- The huckleberry-bushes, bending under their purple weight, we gathered in
- large armfuls, and took them under the shadow of the pine-trees, that we
- might strip them at our leisure, without being scorched by the intense
- glare of the sun. Armful after armful we carried and deposited in the
- shade, and then sat down to the task of picking them off into our pails.
- It was one of those New-England days hotter than the tropics, Not a breath
- of air was stirring, not a bird sang a note, not a sound was heard, except
- the drowsy grating of the locusts.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well, now, Sam, now tell us that story about the bull.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Lordy massy, how hot 'tis!&rdquo; said Sam, lying back, and resting on the
- roots of a tree, with his hands folded under his head. &ldquo;I'm all in a drip
- of sweat.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well, Sam, we 'll pick off your berries, if you 'll talk.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wall, wall, be kerful yer don't git no green ones in among 'em, else
- Hepsy 'll be down on me. She's drefful partikelar, she is. Every thing has
- to be jest so. Ef it ain't, you 'll hear on't. Lordy massy I boys, she's
- always telling me I don't do nothin' for the support of the family. I
- leave it to you if I didn't ketch her a nice mess o' fish a Tuesday. I
- tell her folks can't expect to roll in money, and allers to have every
- thing jess 'z they want it. We brought nothin' into the world with us, and
- it's sartain we ken carry nothin' out; and, having food and raiment, we
- ought to be content. We have ben better off'n we be now. Why, boys, I've
- seen the time that I've spent thirty-seven cents a week for nutmegs; but
- Hepsy hain't no gratitude: such folks hez to be brought down. Take care,
- now, yer ain't a-putting green ones in; be yer?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Sam, we sha'n't put in any at all, if you don't tell us that story.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Lordy massy! you young ones, there ain't never no contentin' yer, ef a
- fellow was to talk to the millennium. Wonder now if there is going to be
- any millennium. Wish I'd waited, and been born in them days, 'spect things
- would a sorter come along easier. Wall, I shall git through some way, I
- s'pose.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Sam,&rdquo; said I, sitting back, &ldquo;we're putting all our berries into your
- pail; and, if you don't begin to tell us a story, we won't do it.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Lordy massy! boys, I'm kind o' collectin' my idees. Ye have to talk a
- while to git a-goin', everybody does. Wal, about this 'ere story. Ye
- 'member that old brown house, up on the hill there, that we saw when we
- come round the corner? That 'are was where old Mump Moss used to live. Old
- Mump was consid'able of a nice man: he took in Ike Sanders, Mis' Moss's
- sister's boy, to help him on the farm, and did by him pretty much ez, he
- did by his own. Bill Moss, Mump's boy, he was a con-trairy kind o'
- critter, and he was allers a-hectorin' Ike. He was allers puttin' off the
- heaviest end of every thing on to him. He'd shirk his work, and git it off
- on to Ike every way he could. And he allers threw it up at him that he was
- eatin' his father's bread; and he watched every mouthful he ate, as if he
- hated to see it go down. Wal, ye see, for all that. Ike he growed up tall
- and strong, and a real handsome young feller; and everybody liked him. And
- Bill he was so gritty and contrairy, that his own mother and sisters
- couldn't stan' him; and he was allers a-flingin' it up at 'em that they
- liked Ike more'n they did him. Finally his mother she said to him one day,
- 'Why shouldn't I,' sez she, 'when Ike's allers pleasant to me, and doin'
- every thing he ken fur me, and you don't do nothin' but scold.' That 'are,
- you see, was a kind o' home-thrust, and Bill he didn't like Ike a bit the
- better for that. He did every thing he could to plague him, and hector
- him, and sarcumvent him, and set people agin him.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, ye see, 'twas the old story about Jacob and Laban over agin. Every
- thing that Ike put his hand to kind o' prospered. Everybody liked him,
- everybody hed a good word for him, everybody helped grease his wheels.
- Wal, come time when he was twenty-one, old Mump he gin him a settin' out.
- He gin him a freedom suit o' clothes, and he gin him a good cow, and Mis'
- Moss she knit him up a lot o' stockings, and the gals they made him up his
- shirts. Then, Ike he got a place with Squire Wells, and got good wages;
- and he bought a little bit o' land, with a house on it, on Squire Wells's
- place, and took a mortgage on't, to work off. He used to work his own
- land, late at night and early in the mornin', over and above givin' good
- days' works to the squire; and the old squire he sot all the world by him,
- and said he hedn't hed sich a man to work since he didn't know when.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, a body might ha' thought that when Bill had a got him out o' the
- house, he might ha' ben satisfied, but he wasn't. He was an ugly fellow,
- Bill Moss was; and a body would ha' thought that every thing good that
- happened to Ike was jest so much took from him. Come to be young men,
- growed up together, and waitin' on the gals round, Ike he was pretty apt
- to cut Bill out. Yer see, though Bill was goin' to have the farm, and all
- old Mump's money, he warn't pleasant-spoken; and so, when the gals got a
- chance, they'd allers rather go with Ike than him. Finally, there was
- Delily Sawin, she was about the handsomest girl there was round, and she
- hed all the fellers arter her; and her way was to speak 'em all fair, and
- keep 'em all sort o' waitin' and hopin', till she got ready to make her
- mind up. She'd entertain Bill Saturday night, and she'd tell Ike he might
- come Sunday night; and so Ike he was well pleased, and Bill he growled.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, there come along a gret cattle-show. Squire Wells he got it up: it
- was to be the gretest kind of a time, and Squire Wells he give money fur
- prizes. There was to be a prize on the best cow, and the best bull, and
- the best ox, and the best horse, and the biggest punkins and squashes and
- beets, and there was a prize for the best loaf o' bread, and the best pair
- o' stockin's, and the handsomest bed-quilt, and the rest o' women's work.
- Wal, yer see, there was a gret to-do about the cattle-show; and the wagons
- they came in from all around,&mdash;ten miles; and the gals all dressed up
- in their best bunnits, and they had a ball in the evenin'. Wal, ye see, it
- so happened that Bill and Ike each on 'em sent a bull to the cattle-show;
- and Ike's bull took the prize. That put the cap-sheaf on for Bill. He was
- jest about as much riled as a feller could be; and that evenin' Delily she
- danced with Ike twice as many times ez she did with him. Wal, Bill he got
- it round among the fellers that the jedges hed been partial; and he said,
- if them bulls was put together, his bull would whip Ike's all to thunder.
- Wal, the fellers thought 'twould be kind o' fun to try 'em, and they put
- Ike up to it. And finally 'twas agreed that Ike's bull should be driv over
- to old Mump's; and the Monday after the cattle-show, they should let 'em
- out into the meadow together and see which was the strongest. So there was
- a Sunday the bulls they were both put up together in the same barn; and
- the 'greement was, they wasn't to be looked at nor touched till the time
- come to turn 'em out.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Come Sunday mornin', they got up the wagon to go to meetin'; and Mis'
- Moss and the gals and old Mump, they was all ready; and the old yaller dog
- he was standrn' waitin' by the wagon, and Bill warn't nowhere to be found.
- So they sent one o' the girls up chamber to see what'd got him; and there
- he was a-lyin' on the bed, and said he'd got a drefful headache, and
- didn't think he could go to meetin'. Wal, the second bell was a-tollin',
- and they had to drive off without him: they never mistrusted but what
- 'twas jest so. Wal, yer see, boys, 'twas that 'are kind o' Sunday headache
- that sort o' gets better when the folks is all fairly into meetin'. So,
- when the wagon was fairly out o' sight, Bill he thought he'd jest go and
- have a peek at them bulls. Wal, he looked and he peeked, and finally he
- thought they looked so sort o' innocent 'twouldn't do no harm to jest let
- 'em have a little run in the cow-yard aforehand. He kind o' wanted to see
- how they was likely to cut up. Now, ye see, the mischief about bulls is,
- that a body never knows what they's goin' to do, 'cause whatever notion
- takes 'em allers comes into their heads so kind o' suddin, and it's jest a
- word and a blow with 'em. Wal, fust he let out his bull, and then he went
- in and let out Ike's. Wal, the very fust thing that critter did he run up
- to Bill's bull, full tilt, and jest gin one rip with his horns right in
- the side of him, and knocked him over and killed him. Didn't die right
- off, but he was done for; and Bill he gin a the old feller turned right
- round, and come at <i>him</i>. I tell you, Bill he turned and made a
- straight coattail, rippin' and peelin' it towards the house, and the bull
- tearin' on right arter him. Into the kitchen he went, and he hedn't no
- time to shut the door, and the bull arter him; and into the keepin'-room,
- and the bull arter him there. And he hedn't but jest time to git up the
- chamber-stairs, when he heard the old feller roarin' and tearin' round
- there like all natur. Fust he went to the lookin'-glass, and smashed that
- all to pieces. Then he histed the table over, and he rattled and smashed
- the chairs round, and made such a roaring and noise, ye'd ha' thought
- there was seven devils there; and in the midst of it Bill he looked out of
- the window, and see the wagon a-comin' back; and 'Lordy massy!' he thought
- to himself, 'the bull 'll kill every one on 'em,' and he run to the window
- and yelled and shouted, and they saw him, and thought the house must be
- afire.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br /><a name="linkimage-0023" id="linkimage-0023"> </a>
- </p>
- <div class="fig" style="width:65%;">
- <img src="images/0217.jpg" alt="0217m " width="100%" /><br />
- </div>
- <h5>
- <a href="images/0217.jpg"><img src="images/enlarge.jpg" alt="" /> </a>
- </h5>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Finally, he bethought him of old Mump's gun, and he run round and got it,
- and poked it through a crack of the chamber-door, and fired off bang! and
- shot him dead, jest as Mis' Moss and the girls was comin' into the
- kitchen-door.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, there was, to be sure, the 'bomination o' desolation when they come
- in and found every thing all up in a heap and broke to pieces, and the old
- critter a-kickin' and bleedin' all over the carpet, and Bill as pale as
- his shirt-tail on the chamber-stairs. They had an awful mess on't; and
- there was the two bulls dead and to be took care uv.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Wal, Bill,&rdquo; said his father, &ldquo;'I hope yer satisfied now. All that comes
- o' stayin' to home from meetin', and keepin' temporal things in yer head
- all day Sunday. You've lost your own bull, you've got Ike's to pay for,
- and ye 'll have the laugh on yer all round the country.'
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'I expect, father, we ken corn the meat,' says Mis' Moss, 'and maybe the
- hide 'll sell for something,' sez she; for she felt kind o' tender for
- Bill, and didn't want to bear down too hard on him.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, the story got round, and everybody was a-throwin' it up at Bill; and
- Delily, in partikelar, hectored him about it till he wished the bulls had
- been in the Red Sea afore he'd ever seen one on 'em. Wal, it really driv
- him out o' town, and he went off out West to settle, and nobody missed him
- much; and Ike he married Delily, and they grew from better to better, till
- now they own jest about as pretty a farm as there is round. Yer remember
- that white house with green blinds, that we passed when we was goin' to
- the trout-brook? Wal, that 'ere's the one.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br /><a name="linkimage-0024" id="linkimage-0024"> </a>
- </p>
- <div class="fig" style="width:20%;">
- <img src="images/5221.jpg" alt="5221 " width="100%" /><br /><a
- href="images/5221.jpg"><img src="images/enlarge.jpg" alt="" /> </a>
- </div>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
- <a name="link2H_4_0011" id="link2H_4_0011"> </a>
- </p>
- <div style="height: 4em;">
- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- HOW TO FIGHT THE DEVIL
- </h2>
- <p>
- <br /><br /><a name="linkimage-0025" id="linkimage-0025"> </a>
- </p>
- <div class="figleft" style="width:20%;">
- <img src="images/9222.jpg" alt="9222 " width="100%" /><br /><a
- href="images/9222.jpg"><img src="images/enlarge.jpg" alt="" /> </a>
- </div>
- <p>
- OOK here, boys,&rdquo; said Sam, &ldquo;don't you want to go with me up to the Devil's
- Den this arternoon?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Where is the Devil's Den,&rdquo; said I, with a little awe.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, it's a longer tramp than I've ever took ye. It's clear up past the
- pickerel pond, and beyond old Skunk John's pasture-lot. It's a 'mazin'
- good place for raspberries; shouldn't wonder if we should get two, three
- quarts there. Great rocks there higher'n yer head; kinder solemn, 'tis.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- This was a delightful and seductive account, and we arranged for a walk
- that very afternoon.
- </p>
- <p>
- In almost every New-England village the personality of Satan has been
- acknowledged by calling by his name some particular rock or cave, or other
- natural object whose singularity would seem to suggest a more than mortal
- occupancy. &ldquo;The Devil's Punchbowl,&rdquo; &ldquo;The Devil's Wash-bowl,&rdquo; &ldquo;The Devil's
- Kettle,&rdquo; &ldquo;The Devil's Pulpit,&rdquo; and &ldquo;The Devil's Den,&rdquo; have been
- designations that marked places or objects of some striking natural
- peculiarity. Often these are found in the midst of the most beautiful and
- romantic scenery, and the sinister name seems to have no effect in
- lessening its attractions. To me, the very idea of going to the Devil's
- Den was full of a pleasing horror. When a boy, I always lived in the
- shadowy edge of that line which divides spirit land from mortal life, and
- it was my delight to walk among its half lights and shadows. The old
- graveyard where, side by side, mouldered the remains of Indian sachems and
- the ancients of English blood, was my favorite haunt. I loved to sit on
- the graves while the evening mists arose from them, and to fancy cloudy
- forms waving and beckoning. To me, this spirit land was my only refuge
- from the dry details of a hard, prosaic life. The schoolroom&mdash;with
- its hard seats rudely fashioned from slabs of rough wood, with its clumsy
- desks, hacked and ink-stained, with its unintelligible textbooks and its
- unsympathetic teacher&mdash;was to me a prison out of whose weary windows
- I watched the pomp and glory of nature,&mdash;the free birds singing, the
- clouds sailing, the trees waving and whispering,&mdash;and longed, as
- earnestly as ever did the Psalmist, to flee far away, and wander in the
- wilderness.
- </p>
- <p>
- Hence, no joy of after life&mdash;nothing that the world has now to give&mdash;can
- equal that joyous sense of freedom and full possession which came over me
- on Saturday afternoons, when I started off on a tramp with the world all
- before me,&mdash;the mighty, unexplored world of mysteries and
- possibilities, bounded only by the horizon. Ignorant alike of all science,
- neither botanist nor naturalist, I was studying at firsthand all that lore
- out of which science is made. Every plant and flower had a familiar face
- to me, and said something to my imagination. I knew where each was to be
- found, its time of coming and going, and met them year after year as
- returning friends.
- </p>
- <p>
- So it was with joyous freedom that we boys ram bled off with Sam this
- afternoon, intent to find the Devil's Den. It was a ledge of granite rocks
- rising in the midst of a grove of pines and white birches. The ground was
- yellow and slippery with the fallen needles of the pines of other days,
- and the glistening white stems of the birches shone through the shadows
- like ivory pillars. Underneath the great granite ledges, all sorts of
- roots and plants grappled and kept foothold; and whole armies of wild
- raspberries matured their fruit, rounder and juicier for growing in the
- shade.
- </p>
- <p>
- In one place yawned a great rift, or cavern, as if the rocks had been
- violently twisted and wrenched apart, and a mighty bowlder lodging in the
- rift had roofed it over, making a cavern of most seductive darkness and
- depth. This was the Devil's Den; and after we had picked our pail full of
- berries, we sat down there to rest.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Sam, do you suppose the Devil ever was here?&rdquo; said I. &ldquo;What do they call
- this his den for?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Massy, child! that 'are was in old witch times. There used to be witch
- meetins' held here, and awful doins'; they used to have witch sabba' days
- and witch sacraments, and sell their souls to the old boy.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What should they want to do that for?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, sure enough; what was it for? I can't make out that the Devil ever
- gin 'em any thing, any on 'em. They warn't no richer, nor didn't get no
- more'n this world than the rest; and they was took and hung; and then ef
- they went to torment after that, they hed a pretty bad bargain on't, I
- say.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well, people don't do such things any more, do they?&rdquo; said I.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;No,&rdquo; said Sam. &ldquo;Since the gret fuss and row-de-dow about it, it's kind o'
- died out; but there's those, I s'pose, that hez dealins' with the old boy.
- Folks du say that old Ketury was a witch, and that, ef't ben in old times,
- she'd a hed her neck stretched; but she lived and died in peace.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;But do you think,&rdquo; said I, now proposing the question that lay nearest my
- heart, &ldquo;that the Devil can hurt us?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;That depends consid'able on how you take him,&rdquo; said Sam. &ldquo;Ye see, come to
- a straight out-an'-out fight with him, he 'll git the better on yer.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;But,&rdquo; said I, &ldquo;Christian did fight Apollyon, and got him down too.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- I had no more doubt in those days that this was an historic fact than I
- had of the existence of Romulus and Remus and the wolf.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, that 'ere warn't jest like real things: they say that 'ere's an
- allegory. But I 'll tell ye how old Sarah Bunganuck fit the Devil, when he
- 'peared to her. Ye see, old Sarah she was one of the converted Injuns, and
- a good old critter she was too; worked hard, and got her livin' honest.
- She made baskets, and she made brooms, and she used to pick young
- wintergreen and tie it up in bunches, and dig sassafras and ginsing to
- make beer; and she got her a little bit o' land, right alongside o' Old
- Black Hoss John's white-birch wood-lot.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Now, I've heerd some o' these 'ere modern ministers that come down from
- Cambridge college, and are larnt about every thing in creation, they say
- there ain't no devil, and the reason on't is, 'cause there can't be none.
- These 'ere fellers is so sort o' green!&mdash;they don't mean no harm, but
- they don't know nothin' about nobody that does. If they'd ha' known old
- Black Hoss John, they'd ha' been putty sure there was a devil. He was jest
- the crossest, ugliest critter that ever ye see, and he was ugly jest for
- the sake o' ugliness. He couldn't bear to let the boys pick huckleberries
- in his paster lots, when he didn't pick 'em himself; and he was allers
- jawin' me 'cause I would go trout-fishin' in one o' his pasters. Jest ez
- if the trout that swims warn't, the Lord's, and jest ez much mine as his.
- He grudged every critter every thing; and if he'd ha' hed his will and
- way, every bird would ha' fell down dead that picked up a worm on his
- grounds. He was jest as nippin' as a black frost. Old Black Hoss didn't
- git drunk in a regerlar way, like Uncle Eph and Toddy Whitney, and the
- rest o' them boys. But he jest sot at home, a-soakin' on cider, till he
- was crosser'n a bear with a sore head. Old Black Hoss hed a special spite
- agin old Sarah. He said she was an old witch and an old thief, and that
- she stole things off'n his grounds, when everybody knew that she was a
- regerlar church-member, and as decent an old critter as there was goin'.
- As to her stealin', she didn't do nothin' but pick huckleberries and
- grapes, and git chesnuts and wannuts, and butternuts, and them 'ere wild
- things that's the Lord's, grow on whose land they will, and is free to
- all. I've hearn 'em tell that, over in the old country, the poor was kept
- under so, that they couldn't shoot a bird, nor ketch a fish, nor gather no
- nuts, nor do nothin' to keep from starvin', 'cause the quality folks they
- thought they owned every thing, 'way-down to the middle of the earth and
- clear up to the stars. We never hed no sech doin's this side of the water,
- thank the Lord! We've allers been free to have the chesnuts and the
- wannuts and the grapes and the huckleberries and the strawberries, ef we
- could git 'em, and ketch fish when and where we was a mind to. Lordy
- massy! your grandthur's old Cesar, he used to call the pond his pork-pot.
- He'd jest go down and throw in a line and ketch his dinner. Wal, Old Black
- Hoss he know'd the law was so, and he couldn't do nothin' agin her by law;
- but he sarved her out every mean trick he could think of. He used to go
- and stan' and lean over her garden-gate and jaw at her an hour at a time;
- but old Sarah she had the Injun in her; she didn't run to talk much: she
- used to jest keep on with her weedin and her work, jest's if he warn't
- there, and that made Old Black Hoss madder'n ever; and he thought he'd try
- and frighten her off'n the ground, by makin' on her believe he was the
- Devil. So one time, when he'd been killin' a beef critter, they took off
- the skin with the horns and all on; and Old Black Hoss he says to Toddy
- and Eph and Loker, 'You jest come up tonight, and see how I 'll frighten
- old Sarah Bunganuck.'
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, Toddy and Eph and Loker, they hedn't no better to do, and they
- thought they'd jest go round and see. Ye see 'twas a moonlight night, and
- old Sarah&mdash;she was an industrious critter&mdash;she was cuttin'
- white-birch brush for brooms in the paster-lot.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, Old Black Hoss he wrapped the critter's skin round him, with the
- horns on his head, and come and stood by the fence, and begun to roar and
- make a noise.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br /><a name="linkimage-0026" id="linkimage-0026"> </a>
- </p>
- <div class="fig" style="width:65%;">
- <img src="images/0223.jpg" alt="0223m " width="100%" /><br />
- </div>
- <h5>
- <a href="images/0223.jpg"><img src="images/enlarge.jpg" alt="" /> </a>
- </h5>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Old Sarah she kept right on with her work, cuttin' her brush and pilin'
- on't up, and jest let him roar. Wal, Old Black Hoss felt putty
- foolish, 'specially ez the fellers were waitin' to see how she took it. So
- he calls out in a grum voice,&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Woman, don't yer know who I be?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'No,' says she quite quiet, 'I don't know who yer be.'
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Wal, I'm the Devil,' sez he.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Ye be?' says old Sarah. 'Poor old critter, how I pity ye!' and she never
- gin him another word, but jest bundled up her broom-stuff, and took it on
- her back and walked off, and Old Black Hoss he stood there mighty foolish
- with his skin and horns; and so he had the laugh agin him, 'cause Eph and
- Loker they went and told the story down to the tavern, and he felt awful
- cheap to think old Sarah had got the upper hands on him.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, ye see, boys, that 'ere's jest the way to fight the Devil. Jest keep
- straight on with what ye're doin', and don't ye mind him, and he can't do
- nothin' to ye.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br /><a name="linkimage-0027" id="linkimage-0027"> </a>
- </p>
- <div class="fig" style="width:20%;">
- <img src="images/5233.jpg" alt="5233 " width="100%" /><br /><a
- href="images/5233.jpg"><img src="images/enlarge.jpg" alt="" /> </a>
- </div>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
- <a name="link2H_4_0012" id="link2H_4_0012"> </a>
- </p>
- <div style="height: 4em;">
- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- LAUGHIN' IN MEETIN'
- </h2>
- <p>
- <br /><br /><a name="linkimage-0028" id="linkimage-0028"> </a>
- </p>
- <div class="figleft" style="width:20%;">
- <img src="images/9234.jpg" alt="9234 " width="100%" /><br /><a
- href="images/9234.jpg"><img src="images/enlarge.jpg" alt="" /> </a>
- </div>
- <p>
- E were in disgrace, we boys; and the reason of it was this: we had laughed
- out in meeting-time! To be sure, the occasion was a trying one, even to
- more disciplined nerves. Parson Lothrop had exchanged pulpits with Parson
- Summeral, of North Wearem. Now, Parson Summeral was a man in the very
- outset likely to provoke the risibles of unspiritualized juveniles. He was
- a thin, wiry, frisky little man, in a powdered white wig, black tights,
- and silk stockings, with bright knee-buckles and shoe-buckles; with round,
- dark, snapping eyes; and a curious, high, cracked, squeaking voice, the
- very first tones of which made all the children stare and giggle. The news
- that Parson Summeral was going to preach in our village spread abroad
- among us as a prelude to something funny. It had a flavor like the charm
- of circus-acting; and, on the Sunday morning of our story, we went to the
- house of God in a very hilarious state, all ready to set off in a laugh on
- the slightest provocation.
- </p>
- <p>
- The occasion was not long wanting. Parson Lo-throp had a favorite dog
- yclept Trip, whose behavior in meeting was notoriously far from that
- edifying pattern which befits a minister's dog on Sundays. Trip was a
- nervous dog, and a dog that never could be taught to conceal his emotions
- or to respect conventionalities. If any thing about the performance in the
- singers' seat did not please him, he was apt to express himself in a
- lugubrious howl. If the sermon was longer than suited him, he would gape
- with such a loud creak of his jaws as would arouse everybody's attention.
- If the flies disturbed his afternoon's nap, he would give sudden snarls or
- snaps; or, if anything troubled his dreams, he would bark out in his sleep
- in a manner not only to dispel his own slumbers, but those of certain
- worthy deacons and old ladies, whose sanctuary repose was thereby sorely
- broken and troubled. For all these reasons, Madame Lo-throp had been
- forced, as a general thing, to deny Trip the usual sanctuary privileges of
- good family dogs in that age, and shut him up on Sundays to private
- meditation. Trip, of course, was only the more set on attendance, and
- would hide behind doors, jump out of windows, sneak through by-ways and
- alleys, and lie hid till the second bell had done tolling, when suddenly
- he would appear in the broad aisle, innocent and happy, and take his seat
- as composedly as any member of the congregation.
- </p>
- <p>
- Imagine us youngsters on the <i>qui vive</i> with excitement at seeing
- Parson Summeral frisk up into the pulpit with all the vivacity of a black
- grasshopper. We looked at each other, and giggled very cautiously, with
- due respect to Aunt Lois's sharp observation.
- </p>
- <p>
- At first, there was only a mild, quiet simmering of giggle, compressed
- decorously within the bounds of propriety; and we pursed our muscles up
- with stringent resolution, whenever we caught the apprehensive eye of our
- elders.
- </p>
- <p>
- But when, directly after the closing notes of the tolling second bell,
- Master Trip walked gravely up the front aisle, and, seating himself
- squarely in front of the pulpit, raised his nose with a critical air
- toward the scene of the forthcoming performance, it was too much for us:
- the repression was almost convulsive. Trip wore an alert, attentive air,
- befitting a sound, orthodox dog, who smells a possible heresy, and deems
- it his duty to watch the performances narrowly.
- </p>
- <p>
- Evidently he felt called upon to see who and what were to occupy that
- pulpit in his master's absence.
- </p>
- <p>
- Up rose Parson Summeral; and up went Trip's nose, vibrating with intense
- attention.
- </p>
- <p>
- The parson began in his high-cracked voice to intone the hymn,&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- <br />
- </p>
- <p class="indent20">
- &ldquo;Sing to the Lord aloud,&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- <br />
- </p>
- <p>
- when Trip broke into a dismal howl.
- </p>
- <p>
- The parson went on to give directions to the deacon, in the same voice in
- which he had been reading, so that the whole effect of the performance was
- somewhat as follows:&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- <br />
- </p>
- <p class="indent20">
- &ldquo;'Sing to the Lord aloud.'
- </p>
- <p>
- <br />
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;(Please to turn out that dog),&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- <br />
- </p>
- <p class="indent20">
- &ldquo;'And make a joyful noise.,&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- <br />
- </p>
- <p>
- The dog was turned out, and the choir did their best to make a joyful
- noise; but we boys were upset for the day, delivered over to the
- temptations of Satan, and plunged in waves and billows of hysterical
- giggle, from which neither winks nor frowns from Aunt Lois, nor the awful
- fear of the tithing-man, nor the comforting bits of fennel and orange-peel
- passed us by grandmother, could recover us.
- </p>
- <p>
- Everybody felt, to be sure, that here was a trial that called for some
- indulgence. Hard faces, even among the stoniest saints, betrayed a
- transient quiver of the risible muscles; old ladies put up their fans;
- youths and maidens in the singers' seat laughed outright; and, for the
- moment, a general snicker among the children was pardoned. But I was one
- of that luckless kind, whose nerves, once set in vibration, could not be
- composed. When the reign of gravity and decorum had returned, Harry and I
- sat by each other, shaking with suppressed laughter. Every thing in the
- subsequent exercises took a funny turn; and in the long prayer, when
- everybody else was still and decorous, the whole scene came over me with
- such overpowering force, that I exploded with laughter, and had to be
- taken out of meeting and marched home by Aunt Lois, as a convicted
- criminal. What especially moved her indignation was, that, the more she
- rebuked and upbraided, the more I laughed, till the tears rolled down my
- cheeks; which Aunt Lois construed into wilful disrespect to her authority,
- and resented accordingly.
- </p>
- <p>
- By Sunday evening, as we gathered around the fire, the re-action from
- undue gayety to sobriety had taken place; and we were in a pensive and
- penitent state. Grandmother was gracious and forgiving; but Aunt Lois
- still preserved that frosty air of reprobation which she held to be a
- salutary means of quickening our consciences for the future. It was,
- therefore, with unusual delight that we saw our old friend Sam come in,
- and sit himself quietly down on the block in the chimney corner. With Sam
- we felt assured of indulgence and patronage; for, though always rigidly
- moral and instructive in his turn of mind, he had that fellow-feeling for
- transgressors which is characteristic of the loose-jointed, easy-going
- style of his individuality.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Lordy massy, boys&mdash;yis,&rdquo; said Sam virtuously, in view of some of
- Aunt Lois's thrusts, &ldquo;ye ought never to laugh nor cut up in meetin'; that
- 'are's so: but then there is times when the best on us gets took down. We
- gets took unawares, ye see,&mdash;even ministers does. Yis, natur' will
- git the upper hand afore they know it.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Why, Sam, <i>ministers</i> don't ever laugh in meetin'! do they?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- We put the question with wide eyes. Such a supposition bordered on
- profanity, we thought: it was approaching the sin of Uzzah, who unwarily
- touched the ark of the Lord.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Laws, yes. Why, heven't you never heard how there was a council held to
- try Parson Morrel for laughin' out in prayer-time?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Laughing in prayer-time!&rdquo; we both repeated, with uplifted hands and eyes.
- </p>
- <p>
- My grandfather's mild face became luminous with a suppressed smile, which
- brightened it as the moon does a cloud; but he said nothing.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Yes, yes,&rdquo; said my grandmother, &ldquo;that affair did make a dreadful scandal
- in the time on't! But Parson Morrel was a good man; and I'm glad the
- council wasn't hard on him.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal,&rdquo; said Sam Lawson, &ldquo;after all, it was more Ike Babbit's fault than
- 'twas anybody's. Ye see, Ike he was allers for gettin' what he could out
- o' the town; and he would feed his sheep on the meetin'-house green.
- Somehow or other, Ike's fences allers contrived to give out, come Sunday,
- and up would come his sheep; and Ike was too pious to drive 'em back
- Sunday, and so there they was. He was talked to enough about it: 'cause,
- ye see, to hev sheep and lambs a ba-a-in' and a blatin' all prayer and
- sermon time wa'n't the thing. 'Member that 'are old meet-in'-house up to
- the North End, down under Blueberry Hill, the land sort o' sloped down, so
- as a body hed to come into the meetin'-house steppin' down instead o' up.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Fact was, they said 'twas put there 'cause the land wa'n't good for
- nothin' else; and the folks thought puttin' a meetin'-house on't would be
- a clear savin'. But Parson Morrel he didn't like it, and was free to tell
- 'em his mind on't,&mdash;that 'twas like bringin' the lame and the blind
- to the Lord's sarvice; but there 'twas.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;There wa'n't a better minister, nor no one more set by in all the State,
- than Parson Morrel. His doctrines was right up and down, good and sharp;
- and he give saints and sinners their meat in due season; and for consolin'
- and comfortin' widders and orphans, Parson Morrel hedn't his match. The
- women sot lots by him; and he was allus' ready to take tea round, and make
- things pleasant and comfortable; and he hed a good story for every one,
- and a word for the children, and maybe an apple or a cookey in his pocket
- for 'em. Wal, you know there an't no pleasin' everybody; and ef Gabriel
- himself, right down out o' heaven, was to come and be a minister, I expect
- there'd be a pickin' at his wings, and sort o' fault-findin'. Now, Aunt
- Jerushy Scran and Aunt Polly Hokun they sed Parson Morrel wa'n't solemn
- enough. Ye see, there's them that thinks that a minister ought to be jest
- like the town hearse, so that ye think of death, judgment, and eternity,
- and nothin' else, when ye see him round; and ef they see a man rosy and
- chipper, and hevin' a pretty nice, sociable sort of a time, why they say
- he an't spiritooal minded. But, in my times, I've seen ministers the most
- awakenin' kind in the pulpit that was the liveliest when they was out
- on't. There is a time to laugh, Scriptur' says; tho' some folks never seem
- to remember that 'are.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;But, Sam, how came you to say it was Ike Babbit's fault? What was it
- about the sheep?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh, wal, yis! I'm a comin' to that 'are. It was all about them sheep. I
- expect they was the instrument the Devil sot to work to tempt Parson
- Morrel to laugh in prayer-time.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Ye see, there was old Dick, Ike's bell-wether, was the fightin'est old
- crittur that ever yer see. Why, Dick would butt at his own shadder; and
- everybody said it was a shame the old crittur should be left to run loose,
- 'cause he run at the children, and scared the women half out their wits.
- Wal, I used to live out in that parish in them days. And Lem Sudoc and I
- used to go out sparkin' Sunday nights, to see the Larkin gals; and we had
- to go right 'cross the lot where Dick was: so we used to go and stand at
- the fence, and call. And Dick would see us, and put down his head, and run
- at us full chisel, and come bunt agin the fence; and then I'd ketch him by
- the horns, and hold him while Lem run and got over the fence t'other side
- the lot; and then I'd let go: and Lem would holler, and shake a stick at
- him, and away he'd go full butt at Lem; and Lem would ketch his horns, and
- hold him till I came over,&mdash;that was the way we managed Dick; but, I
- tell you, ef he come sudden up behind a fellow, he'd give him a butt in
- the small of his back that would make him run on all fours one while. He
- was a great rogue,&mdash;Dick was. Wal, that summer, I remember they hed
- old Deacon Titkins for tithing-man; and I tell you he give it to the boys
- lively. There wa'n't no sleepin' nor no playin'; for the deacon hed eyes
- like a gimblet, and he was quick as a cat, and the youngsters hed to look
- out for themselves. It did really seem as if the deacon was like them four
- beasts in the Revelations that was full o' eyes behind and before; for
- which ever way he was standin', if you gave only a wink, he was down on
- you, and hit you a tap with his stick. I know once Lem Sudoc jist wrote
- two words in the psalm-book and passed to Kesiah Larkin; and the deacon
- give him such a tap that Lem grew red as a beet, and vowed he'd be up with
- him some day for that.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well, Lordy Massy, folks that is so chipper and high steppin' has to hev
- their come downs; and the deacon he hed to hev his.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;That 'are Sunday,&mdash;I 'member it now jest as well as if 'twas
- yesterday,&mdash;the parson he give us his gre't sermon, reconcilin'
- decrees and free agency: everybody said that 'are sermon was a
- masterpiece. He preached it up to Cambridge at Commencement, that year.
- Wal, it so happened it was one o' them bilin' hot days that come in
- August, when you can fairly hear the huckleberries a sizzlin', and cookin'
- on the bushes, and the locust keeps a gratin' like a red-hot saw. Wal,
- such times, decrees or no decrees, the best on us will get sleepy. The old
- meetin'-house stood right down at the foot of a hill that kep' off all the
- wind; and the sun blazed away at them gre't west winders: and there was
- pretty sleepy times there. Wal, the deacon, he flew round a spell, and
- woke up the children, and tapped the boys on the head, and kep' every
- thing straight as he could, till the sermon was most through, when he
- railly got most tuckered out; and he took a chair, and he sot down in the
- door right opposite the minister, and fairly got asleep himself, jest as
- the minister got up to make the last prayer.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, Parson Morrel hed a way o' prayin' with his eyes open. Folks said it
- wa'n't the best way: but it was Parson Morrel's way, anyhow; and so, as he
- was prayin', he couldn't help seein' that Deacon Tit-kins was a noddin'
- and a bobbin' out toward the place where old Dick was feedin' with the
- sheep, front o' the meetin'-house door.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Lem and me we was sittin' where we could look out; and we jest sees old
- Dick stop feedin' and look at the deacon. The deacon hed a little round
- head as smooth as an apple, with a nice powdered wig on it: and he sot
- there makin' bobs and bows; and Dick begun to think it was suthin sort o'
- pussonal. Lem and me was sittin' jest where we could look out and see the
- hull picter; and Lem was fit to split.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Good, now,' says he: 'that crittur 'll pay the deacon off lively, pretty
- soon.'
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;The deacon bobbed his head a spell; and old Dick he shook his horns, and
- stamped at him sort o' threat-nin'. Finally the deacon he give a great
- bow, and brought his head right down at him; and old Dick he sot out full
- tilt and come down on him ker chunk, and knocked him head over heels into
- the broad aisle: and his wig flew one way and he t'other; and Dick made a
- lunge at it, as it flew, and carried it off on his horns.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br /><a name="linkimage-0029" id="linkimage-0029"> </a>
- </p>
- <div class="fig" style="width:65%;">
- <img src="images/0247.jpg" alt="0247m " width="100%" /><br />
- </div>
- <h5>
- <a href="images/0247.jpg"><img src="images/enlarge.jpg" alt="" /> </a>
- </h5>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, you may believe, that broke up the meetin' for one while: for Parson
- Morrel laughed out; and all the gals and boys they stomped and roared. And
- the old deacon he got up and begun rubbin' his shins, 'cause he didn't see
- the joke on't.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'You don't orter laugh,' says he: 'it's no laughin' matter; it's a solemn
- thing,' says he. 'I might hev been sent into 'tarnity by that darned
- crittur,' says he. Then they all roared and haw-hawed the more, to see the
- deacon dancin' round with his little shiny head, so smooth a fly would
- trip up on't. 'I believe, my soul, you'd laugh to see me in my grave,'
- says he.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, the truth on't was, 'twas jist one of them bustin' up times that
- natur has, when there an't nothin' for it but to give in: 'twas jest like
- the ice breakin' up in the Charles River,&mdash;it all come at once, and
- no whoa to't. Sunday or no Sunday, sin or no sin, the most on 'em laughed
- till they cried, and couldn't help it.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;But the deacon, he went home feelin' pretty sore about it. Lem Sudoc, he
- picked up his wig, and handed it to him. Says he, 'Old Dick was playin'
- tithin'-man, wa'n't he, deacon? Teach you to make allowance for other
- folks that get sleepy.'
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Then Miss Titkins she went over to Aunt Jerushy Scran's and Aunt Polly
- Hokum's; and they hed a pot o' tea over it, and 'greed it was awful of
- Parson Morrel to set sich an example, and suthin' hed got to be done about
- it. Miss Hokum said she allers knew that Parson Morrel hedn't no
- spiritooality; and now it hed broke out into open sin, and led all the
- rest of 'em into it; and Miss Titkins, she said such a man wa'n't fit to
- preach; and Miss Hokum said she couldn't never hear him agin: and the next
- Sunday the deacon and his wife they hitched up and driv eight miles over
- to Parson Lothrop's and took Aunt Polly on the back seat.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, the thing growed and growed, till it seemed as if there wa'n't
- nothin' else talked about, 'cause Aunt Polly and Miss Titkins and Jerushy
- Scran they didn't do nothin' but talk about it; and that sot everybody
- else a-talkin'.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Finally, it was 'greed they must hev a council to settle the hash. So all
- the wimmen they went to choppin' mince, and makin' up pumpkin pies and
- cranberry tarts, andb'ilin' doughnuts,&mdash;gettin' ready for the
- ministers and delegates; 'cause councils always eats powerful: and they
- hed quite a stir, like a gineral trainin'. The hosses they was hitched all
- up and down the stalls, a-stompin' and switchin' their tails; and all the
- wimmen was a-talkin'; and they hed up everybody round for witnesses. And
- finally Parson Morrel he says, 'Brethren,' says he, 'jest let me tell you
- the story jest as it happened; and, if you don't every one of you laugh as
- hard as I did, why, then, I 'll give up.'
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;The parson he was a master-hand at settin' off a story; and, afore he'd
- done, he got 'em all in sich a roar they didn't know where to leave off.
- Finally, they give sentence that there hedn't no temptation took him but
- such as is common to man; but they advised him afterwards allers to pray
- with his eyes shet; and the parson he confessed he orter 'a done it, and
- meant to do better in future: and so they settled it.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;So, boys,&rdquo; said Sam, who always drew a moral, &ldquo;ye see, it larns you, you
- must take care what ye look at, ef ye want to keep from laughin' in
- meetin'&rdquo;.
- </p>
- <p>
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- </p>
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- <img src="images/5252.jpg" alt="5252 " width="100%" /><br /><a
- href="images/5252.jpg"><img src="images/enlarge.jpg" alt="" /> </a>
- </div>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
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- </p>
- <div style="height: 4em;">
- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- TOM TOOTHACHE'S GHOST STORY.
- </h2>
- <p>
- <br /><br /><a name="linkimage-0031" id="linkimage-0031"> </a>
- </p>
- <div class="figleft" style="width:20%;">
- <img src="images/9253.jpg" alt="9253 " width="100%" /><br /><a
- href="images/9253.jpg"><img src="images/enlarge.jpg" alt="" /> </a>
- </div>
- <p>
- HAT is it about that old house in Sherbourne?&rdquo; said Aunt Nabby to Sam
- Lawson, as he sat drooping over the coals of a great fire one October
- evening.
- </p>
- <p>
- Aunt Lois was gone to Boston on a visit; and, the smart spice of her
- scepticism being absent, we felt the more freedom to start our
- story-teller on one of his legends.
- </p>
- <p>
- Aunt Nabby sat trotting her knitting-needles on a blue-mixed yarn
- stocking. Grandmamma was knitting in unison at the other side of the fire.
- Grandfather sat studying &ldquo;The Boston Courier.&rdquo; The wind outside was
- sighing in fitful wails, creaking the pantry-doors, occasionally puffing
- in a vicious gust down the broad throat of the chimney. It was a drizzly,
- sleety evening; and the wet lilac-bushes now and then rattled and splashed
- against the window as the wind moaned and whispered through them.
- </p>
- <p>
- We boys had made preparation for a comfortable evening. We had enticed Sam
- to the chimney-corner, and drawn him a mug of cider. We had set down a row
- of apples to roast on the hearth, which even now were giving faint sighs
- and sputters as their plump sides burst in the genial heat. The big oak
- back-log simmered and bubbled, and distilled large drops down amid the
- ashes; and the great hickory forestick had just burned out into solid
- bright coals, faintly skimmed over with white ashes. The whole area of the
- big chimney was full of a sleepy warmth and brightness just calculated to
- call forth fancies and visions. It only wanted somebody now to set Sam
- off; and Aunt Nabby broached the ever-interesting subject of haunted
- houses.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, now, Miss Badger,&rdquo; said Sam, &ldquo;I ben over there, and walked round
- that are house consid'able; and I talked with Granny Hokum and Aunt Polly,
- and they've putty much come to the conclusion that they 'll hev to move
- out on't. Ye see these 'ere noises, they keep 'em awake nights; and Aunt
- Polly, she gets 'stericky; and Hannah Jane, she says, ef they stay in the
- house, <i>she</i> can't live with 'em no longer. And what can them lone
- women do without Hannah Jane? Why, Hannah Jane, she says these two months
- past she's seen a woman, regular, walking up and down the front hall
- between twelve and one o'clock at night; and it's jist the image and body
- of old Ma'am Tillotson, Parson Hokum's mother, that everybody know'd was a
- thunderin' kind o' woman, that kep' every thing in a muss while she was
- alive. What the old crittur's up to now there ain't no knowin'. Some folks
- seems to think it's a sign Granny Hokum's time's comin'. But Lordy massy!
- says she to me, says she, 'Why, Sam, I don't know nothin' what I've done,
- that Ma'am Tillotson should be set loose on me.' Anyway they've all got so
- narvy, that Jed Hokum has ben up from Needham, and is goin' to cart 'em
- all over to live with him. Jed, he's for hushin' on't up, 'cause he says
- it brings a bad name on the property.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, I talked with Jed about it; and says I to Jed, says I, 'Now, ef you
- 'll take my advice, jist you give that are old house a regular
- overhaulin', and paint it over with tew coats o' paint, and that are 'll
- clear 'em out, if any thing will. Ghosts is like bedbugs,&mdash;they can't
- stan' fresh paint,' says I. 'They allers clear out. I've seen it tried on
- a ship that got haunted.'&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Why, Sam, do ships get haunted?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;To be sure they do!&mdash;haunted the wust kind. Why, I could tell ye a
- story'd make your har rise on e'end, only I'm 'fraid of frightening boys
- when they're jist going to bed.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh! you can't frighten Horace,&rdquo; said my grandmother. &ldquo;He will go and sit
- out there in the graveyard till nine o'clock nights, spite of all I tell
- him.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Do tell, Sam!&rdquo; we urged. &ldquo;What was it about the ship?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Sam lifted his mug of cider, deliberately turned it round and round in his
- hands, eyed it affectionately, took a long drink, and set it down in front
- of him on the hearth, and began:&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Ye 'member I telled you how I went to sea down East, when I was a boy,
- 'long with Tom Toothacre. Wal, Tom, he reeled off a yarn one night that
- was 'bout the toughest I ever hed the pullin' on. And it come all
- straight, too, from Tom. 'Twa'n't none o' yer hearsay: 'twas what he seen
- with his own eyes. Now, there wa'n't no nonsense 'bout Tom, not a bit
- on't; and he wa'n't afeard o' the divil himse'f; and he ginally saw
- through things about as straight as things could be seen through. This
- 'ere happened when Tom was mate o' 'The Albatross,' and they was a-runnin'
- up to the Banks for a fare o' fish. 'The Albatross' was as handsome a
- craft as ever ye see; and Cap'n Sim Witherspoon, he was skipper&mdash;a
- rail nice likely man he was. I heard Tom tell this 'ere one night to the
- boys on 'The Brilliant,' when they was all a-settin' round the stove in
- the cabin one foggy night that we was to anchor in Frenchman's Bay, and
- all kind o' lavin' off loose.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Tom, he said they was having a famous run up to the Banks. There was a
- spankin' southerly, that blew 'em along like all natur'; and they was
- hevin' the best kind of a time, when this 'ere southerly brought a pesky
- fog down on 'em, and it grew thicker than hasty-puddin'. Ye see, that
- are's the pester o' these 'ere southerlies: they's the biggest
- fog-breeders there is goin'. And so, putty soon, you couldn't see half
- ship's length afore you.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, they all was down to supper, except Dan Sawyer at the wheel, when
- there come sich a crash as if heaven and earth was a-splittin', and then a
- scrapin' and thump bumpin' under the ship, and gin 'em sich a h'ist that
- the pot o' beans went rollin', and brought up jam ag'in the bulk-head; and
- the fellers was keeled over,&mdash;men and pork and beans kinder
- permiscus.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'The divil!' says Tom Toothacre, 'we've run down somebody. Look out, up
- there!'
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Dan, he shoved the helm hard down, and put her up to the wind, and sung
- out, 'Lordy massy! we've struck her right amidships!'
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Struck what?' they all yelled, and tumbled up on deck.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Why, a little schooner,' says Dan. 'Didn't see her till we was right on
- her. She's gone down tack and sheet. Look! there's part o' the wreck
- a-floating off: don't ye see?'
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, they didn't see, 'cause it was so thick you couldn't hardly see your
- hand afore your face. But they put about, and sent out a boat, and kind o'
- sarched round; but, Lordy massy! ye might as well looked for a drop of
- water in the Atlantic Ocean. Whoever they was, it was all done gone and
- over with 'em for this life, poor critturs!
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Tom says they felt confoundedly about it; but what could they do? Lordy
- massy! what can any on us do? There's places where folks jest lets go
- 'cause they hes to. Things ain't as they want 'em, and they can't alter
- 'em. Sailors ain't so rough as they look: they'z feelin' critturs, come to
- put things right to 'em. And there wasn't one on 'em who wouldn't 'a'
- worked all night for a chance o' saving some o' them poor fellows. But
- there 'twas, and 'twa'n't no use trying.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, so they sailed on; and by'm by the wind kind o' chopped round
- no'theast, and then come round east, and sot in for one of them regular
- east blows and drizzles that takes the starch out o' fellers more'n a
- regular storm. So they concluded they might as well put into a little bay
- there, and come to anchor.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;So they sot an anchor-watch, and all turned in.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, now comes the particular curus part o' Tom's story: and it more
- curus 'cause Tom was one that wouldn't 'a' believed no other man that had
- told it. Tom was one o' your sort of philosophers. He was fer lookin' into
- things, and wa'n't in no hurry 'bout believin'; so that this 'un was more
- 'markablfe on account of it's bein' Tom that seen it than ef it had ben
- others.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Tom says that night he hed a pesky toothache that sort o' kep' grumblin'
- and jumpin' so he couldn't go to sleep; and he lay in his bunk, a-turnin'
- this way and that, till long past twelve o clock.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Tom had a'thwart-ship bunk where he could see into every bunk on board,
- except Bob Coffin's; and Bob was on the anchor-watch. Wal, he lay there,
- tryin' to go to sleep, hearin' the men snorin' like bull-frogs in a swamp,
- and watchin' the lantern a-swingin' back and forward; and the sou'westers
- and pea-jackets were kinder throwin' their long shadders up and down as
- the vessel sort o' rolled and pitched,&mdash;for there was a heavy swell
- on,&mdash;and then he'd hear Bob Coffin tramp, tramp, trampin' overhead,&mdash;for
- Bob had a pretty heavy foot of his own,&mdash;and all sort o' mixed up
- together with Tom's toothache, so he couldn't get to sleep. Finally, Tom,
- he bit off a great chaw o' 'baccy, and got it well sot in his cheek, and
- kind o' turned over to lie on't, and ease the pain. Wal, he says he laid a
- spell, and dropped off in a sort o' doze, when he woke in sich a chill his
- teeth chattered, and the pain come on like a 'knife, and he bounced over,
- thinking the fire had gone out in the stove.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, sure enough, he see a man a-crouchin' over the stove, with his back
- to him, a-stretchin' out his hands to warm 'em. He had on a sou'wester and
- a pea-jacket, with a red tippet round his neck; and his clothes was
- drippin' as if he'd just come in from a rain.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'What the divil!' says Tom. And he riz right up, and rubbed his eyes.
- 'Bill Bridges,' says he, 'what shine be you up to now?' For Bill was a
- master oneasy crittur, and allers a-gettin' up and walkin' nights; and
- Tom, he thought it was Bill. But in a minute he looked over, and there,
- sure enough, was Bill, fast asleep in his bunk, mouth wide open, snoring
- like a Jericho ram's-horn. Tom looked round, and counted every man in his
- bunk, and then says he, 'Who the devil is this? for there's Bob Coffin on
- deck, and the rest is all here.'
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, Tom wa'n't a man to be put under too easy. He hed his thoughts about
- him allers; and the fust he thought in every pinch was what to do. So he
- sot considerin' a minute, sort o' winkin' his eyes to be sure he saw
- straight, when, sure enough, there come another man backin' down the
- companion-way.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Wal, there's Bob Coffin, anyhow,' says Tom to himself. But no, the other
- man, he turned: Tom see his face; and, sure as you live, it was the face
- of a dead corpse. Its eyes was sot, and it jest came as still across the
- cabin, and sot down by the stove, and kind o' shivered, and put out its
- hands as if it was gettin' warm.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Tom said that there was a cold air round in the cabin, as if an iceberg
- was comin' near, and he felt cold chills running down his back; but he
- jumped out of his bunk, and took a step forward. 'Speak!' says he. 'Who be
- you? and what do you want?'
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;They never spoke, nor looked up, but kept kind o' shivering and crouching
- over the stove.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Wal,' says Tom, 'I 'll see who you be, anyhow.' And he walked right up
- to the last man that come in, and reached out to catch hold of his
- coat-collar; but his hand jest went through him like moonshine, and in a
- minute he all faded away; and when he turned round the other one was gone
- too. Tom stood there, looking this way and that; but there warn't nothing
- but the old stove, and the lantern swingin', and the men all snorin' round
- in their bunks. Tom, he sung out to Bob Coffin. 'Hullo, up there!' says
- he. But Bob never answered, and Tom, he went up, and found Bob down on his
- knees, his teeth a-chatterin' like a bag o' nails, trying to say his
- prayers; and all he could think of was, 'Now I lay me,' and he kep' going
- that over and over. Ye see, boys, Bob was a drefful wicked, swearin'
- crittur, and hadn't said no prayers since he was tew years old, and it
- didn't come natural to him. Tom give a grip on his collar, and shook him.
- 'Hold yer yawp,' said he. 'What you howlin' about? What's up?'
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Oh, Lordy massy!' says Bob, 'we're sent for,&mdash;all on us,&mdash;there's
- been two on 'em: both on 'em went right by me!'
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, Tom, he hed his own thoughts; but he was bound to get to the bottom
- of things, anyway. Ef 'twas the devil, well and good&mdash;he wanted to
- know it. Tom jest wanted to hev the matter settled one way or t'other: so
- he got Bob sort o' stroked down, and made him tell what he saw.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Bob, he stood to it that he was a-standin' right for'ard, a-leanin' on
- the windlass, and kind o' hummin' a tune, when he looked down, and see a
- sort o' queer light in the fog; and he went and took a look over the bows,
- when up came a man's head in a sort of sou'wester, and then a pair of
- hands, and catched at the bob-stay; and then the hull figger of a man riz
- right out o' the water, and clim up on the martingale till he could reach
- the jib-stay with his hands, and then he swung himself right up onto the
- bowsprit, and stepped aboard, and went past Bob, right aft, and down into
- the cabin. And he hadn't more'n got down, afore he turned round, and there
- was another comin' in over the bowsprit, and he went by him, and down
- below: so there was two on 'em, jest as Tom had seen in the cabin.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Tom he studied on it a spell, and finally says he, 'Bob, let you and me
- keep this 'ere to ourselves, and see ef it 'll come again. Ef it don't,
- well and good: ef it does&mdash;why, we 'll see about it.'
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;But Tom he told Cap'n Witherspoon, and the Cap'n he agreed to keep an eye
- out the next night. But there warn't nothing said to the rest o' the men.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, the next night they put Bill Bridges on the watch. The fog had
- lifted, and they had a fair wind, and was going on steady. The men all
- turned in, and went fast asleep, except Cap'n Witherspoon, Tom, and Bob
- Coffin. Wal, sure enough, 'twixt twelve and one o'clock, the same thing
- came over, only there war four men 'stead o' two. They come in jes' so
- over the bowsprit, and they looked neither to right nor left, but dim down
- stairs, and sot down, and crouched and shivered over the stove jist like
- the others. Wal, Bill Bridges, he came tearin' down like a wild-cat,
- frightened half out o' his wits, screechin' 'Lord, have mercy! we're all
- goin' to the devil!' And then they all vanished.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Now, Cap'n, what's to be done?' says Tom. 'Ef these 'ere fellows is to
- take passage, we can't do nothin' with the boys: that's clear.'
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, so it turned out; for, come next night, there was six on 'em come
- in, and the story got round, and the boys was all on eend. There wa'n't no
- doin' nothin' with 'em. Ye see, it's allers jest so. Not but what dead
- folks is jest as 'spectable as they was afore they's dead. These might 'a'
- been as good fellers as any aboard; but it's human natur'. The minute a
- feller's dead, why, you sort o' don't know 'bout him; and it's kind o'
- skeery hevin' on him round; and so 'twan't no wonder the boys didn't feel
- as if they could go on with the vy'ge, ef these 'ere fellers was all to
- take passage. Come to look, too, there war consid'able of a leak stove in
- the vessel; and the boys, they all stood to it, ef they went farther, that
- they'd all go to the bottom. For, ye see, once the story got a-goin',
- every one on 'em saw a new thing every night. One on 'em saw the bait-mill
- a-grindin', without no hands to grind it; and another saw fellers up
- aloft, workin' in the sails. Wal, the fact war, they jest had to put
- about,&mdash;run back to Castine.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, the owners, they hushed up things the best they could; and they put
- the vessel on the stocks, and worked her over, and put a new coat o' paint
- on her, and called her 'The Betsey Ann;' and she went a good vy'ge to the
- Banks, and brought home the biggest fare o' fish that had been for a long
- time; and she's made good vy'ges ever since; and that jest proves what
- I've been a-saying,&mdash;that there's nothin' to drive out ghosts like
- fresh paint.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
- <a name="link2H_4_0014" id="link2H_4_0014"> </a>
- </p>
- <div style="height: 4em;">
- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- THE PARSON'S HORSE-RACE.
- </h2>
- <p>
- <br /><br /><a name="linkimage-0032" id="linkimage-0032"> </a>
- </p>
- <div class="figleft" style="width:20%;">
- <img src="images/9268.jpg" alt="9268 " width="100%" /><br /><a
- href="images/9268.jpg"><img src="images/enlarge.jpg" alt="" /> </a>
- </div>
- <p>
- AL, now, this 'ere does beat all! I wouldn't 'a' thought it o' the deacon.
- </p>
- <p>
- So spoke Sam Lawson, drooping in a discouraged, contemplative attitude in
- front of an equally discouraged looking horse, that had just been brought
- to him by the Widow Simpkins for medical treatment. Among Sam's many
- accomplishments he was reckoned in the neighborhood an oracle in all
- matters of this kind, especially by women, whose helplessness in meeting
- such emergencies found unfailing solace under his compassionate
- willingness to attend to any business that did not strictly belong to him,
- and from which no pecuniary return was to be expected.
- </p>
- <p>
- The Widow Simpkins had bought this horse of Deacon Atkins, apparently a
- fairly well-appointed brute, and capable as he was good-looking. A short,
- easy drive, when the deacon held the reins, had shown off his points to
- advantage; and the widow's small stock of ready savings had come forth
- freely in payment for what she thought was a bargain. When, soon after
- coming into possession, she discovered that her horse, if driven with any
- haste, panted in a fearful manner, and that he appeared to be growing
- lame, she waxed wroth, and went to the deacon in anger, to be met only
- with the smooth reminder that the animal was all right when she took him;
- that she had seen him tried herself. The widow was of a nature somewhat
- spicy, and expressed herself warmly: &ldquo;It's a cheat and a shame, and I 'll
- take the law on ye!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What law will you take?&rdquo; said the unmoved deacon. &ldquo;Wasn't it a fair
- bargain?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I 'll take the law of God,&rdquo; said the widow with impotent indignation; and
- she departed to pour her cares and trials into the ever ready ear of Sam.
- Having assumed the care of the animal, he now sat contemplating it in a
- sort of trance of melancholy reflection.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Why, boys!&rdquo; he broke out, &ldquo;why didn't she come to me afore she bought
- this crittur? Why, I knew all about him! That 'are crittur was jest ruined
- a year ago last summer, when Tom, the deacon's boy there, come home from
- college. Tom driv him over to Sherburn and back that 'are hot Fourth of
- July. 'Member it, 'cause I saw the crittur when he come home. I sot up
- with Tom takin' care of him all night. That 'are crittur had the thumps
- all night, and he hain't never been good for nothin' since. I telled the
- deacon he was a gone hoss then, and wouldn't never be good for nothin'.
- The deacon, he took off his shoes, and let him run to pastur' all summer,
- and he's ben a-feedin' and nussin' on him up; and now he's put him off on
- the widder. I wouldn't 'a' thought it o' the deacon! Why, this hoss 'll
- never be no good to her! That 'are's a used-up crittur, any fool may see!
- He 'll mabbe do for about a quarter of an hour on a smooth road; but come
- to drive him as a body wants to drive, why, he blows like my bellowsis;
- and the deacon knew it&mdash;must 'a' known it!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Why, Sam!&rdquo; we exclaimed, &ldquo;ain't the deacon a good man?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, now, there's where the shoe pinches! In a gin'al way the deacon <i>is</i>
- a good man&mdash;he's con-sid'able more than middlin' good: gin'ally he
- adorns his perfession. On most p'ints I don't hev nothin' agin the deacon;
- and this 'ere ain't a bit like him. But there 'tis! Come to hosses,
- there's where the unsanctified natur' comes out. Folks will cheat about
- hosses when they won't about 'most nothin' else.&rdquo; And Sam leaned back on
- his cold forge, now empty of coal, and seemed to deliver himself to a
- mournful train of general reflection. &ldquo;Yes, hosses does seem to be sort o'
- unregenerate critturs,&rdquo; he broke out: &ldquo;there's suthin' about hosses that
- deceives the very elect. The best o' folks gets tripped up when they come
- to deal in hosses.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Why, Sam, is there any thing bad in horses?&rdquo; we interjected timidly.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Tain't the hosses, boys,&rdquo; said Sam with solemnity. &ldquo;Lordy massy! the
- hosses is all right enough! Hosses is scriptural animals. Elijah went up
- to heaven in a chari't with hosses; and then all them lots o' hosses in
- the Ravelations,&mdash;black and white and red, and all sorts o' colors.
- That 'are shows hosses goes to heaven; but it's more'n the folks that hev
- 'em is likely to, ef they don't look out.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Ministers, now,&rdquo; continued Sam in a soliloquizing vein&mdash;&ldquo;folks
- allers thinks it's suthin' sort o' shaky in a minister to hev much to do
- with hosses,&mdash;sure to get 'em into trouble. There was old Parson
- Williams of North Billriky got into a drefful mess about a hoss. Lordy
- massy! he warn't to blame, neither; but he got into the dreffulest scrape
- you ever heard on&mdash;come nigh to unsettlin' him.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;O Sam! tell us all about it,&rdquo; we boys shouted, delighted with the
- prospect of a story.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, wait now till I get off this crittur's shoes, and we 'll take him up
- to pastur', and then we can kind o' set by the river, and fish. Hepsy
- wanted a mess o' fish for supper, and I was cal'latin' to git some for
- her. You boys go and be digging bait, and git yer lines.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- And so, as we were sitting tranquilly beside the Charles River, watching
- our lines, Sam's narrative began:&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Ye see, boys, Parson Williams&mdash;he's dead now, but when I was a boy
- he was one of the gret men round here. He writ books. He writ a tract agin
- the Armenians, and put 'em down; and he writ a big book on the millennium
- (I've got that 'are book now); and he was a smart preacher. Folks said he
- had invitations to settle in Boston, and there ain't no doubt he might 'a'
- hed a Boston parish ef he'd 'a' ben a mind ter take it; but he'd got a
- good settlement and a handsome farm in North Billriky, and didn't care to
- move: thought, I s'pose, that 'twas better to be number one in a little
- place than number two in a big un. Anyway, he carried all before him where
- he was.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Parson Williams was a tall, straight, personable man; come of good family&mdash;father
- and grand'ther before him all ministers. He was putty up and down, and
- commandin' in his ways, and things had to go putty much as he said. He was
- a good deal sot by, Parson Williams was, and his wife was a Derby,&mdash;one
- o' them rich Salem Derbys,&mdash;and brought him a lot o' money; and so
- they lived putty easy and comfortable so fur as this world's goods goes.
- Well, now, the parson wan't reely what you call worldly-minded; but then
- he was one o' them folks that <i>knows what's good</i> in temporals as
- well as sperituals, and allers liked to hev the best that there was goin';
- and he allers had an eye to a good boss.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Now, there was Parson Adams and Parson Scranton, and most of the other
- ministers: they didn't know and didn't care what hoss they hed; jest
- jogged round with these 'ere poundin', potbellied, sleepy critturs that
- ministers mostly hes,&mdash;good enough to crawl round to funerals and
- ministers' meetin's and associations and sich; but Parson Williams, he
- allers would hev a hoss as was a hoss. He looked out for <i>blood</i>;
- and, when these 'ere Vermont fellers would come down with a drove, the
- parson, he hed his eyes open, and knew what was what. Couldn't none of 'em
- cheat him on hoss flesh. And so one time when Zach Buel was down with a
- drove, the doctor, he bought the best hoss in the lot. Zach said he never
- see a parson afore that he couldn't cheat; but he said the doctor reely
- knew as much as he did, and got the very one he'd meant to 'a' kept for
- himself.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;This 'ere hoss was a peeler, I 'll tell you! They'd called him Tamerlane,
- from some heathen feller or other: the boys called him Tam, for short. Tam
- was a gret character. All the fellers for miles round knew the doctor's
- Tam, and used to come clear over from the other parishes to see him.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, this 'ere sot up Cuff's back high, I tell you! Cuff was the doctor's
- nigger man, and he was nat 'lly a drefful proud crittur. The way he would
- swell and strut and brag about the doctor and his folks and his things!
- The doctor used to give Cuff his cast-off clothes; and Cuff would prance
- round in 'em, and seem to think he was a doctor of divinity himself, and
- had the charge of all natur'.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well, Cuff he reely made an idol o' that 'are hoss,&mdash;a reg'lar
- graven image, and bowed down and worshipped him. He didn't think nothin'
- was too good for him. He washed and brushed and curried him, and rubbed
- him down till he shone like a lady's satin dress; and he took pride in
- ridin' and drivin' him, 'cause it was what the doctor wouldn't let nobody
- else do but himself. You see, Tam warn't no lady's hoss. Miss Williams was
- 'fraid as death of him; and the parson, he hed to git her a sort o'
- low-sperited crittur that she could drive herself. But he liked to drive
- Tam; and he liked to go round the country on his back, and a fine figure
- of a man he was on him too. He didn't let nobody else back him, or handle
- the reins, but Cuff; and Cuff was drefful set up about it, and he swelled
- and bragged about that ar boss all round the country. Nobody couldn't put
- in a word 'bout any other hoss, without Cuff's feathers would be all up,
- stiff as a tom-turkey's tail; and that's how Cuff got the doctor into
- trouble.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Ye see, there nat 'lly was others that thought they'd got horses, and
- didn't want to be crowed over. There was Bill Atkins out to the west
- parish, and Ike Sanders, that kep' a stable up to Pequot Holler: they was
- down a-lookin' at the parson's hoss, and a-bettin' on their'n, and
- a-darin' Cuff to race with 'em.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, Cuff, he couldn't stan' it, and, when the doctor's back was turned,
- he'd be off on the sly, and they'd hev their race; and Tam, he beat 'em
- all. Tam, ye see, boys, was a hoss that couldn't and wouldn't hev a hoss
- ahead of him&mdash;he jest <i>wouldn't!</i> Ef he dropped down dead in his
- tracks the next minit, he <i>would</i> be ahead; and he allers got ahead.
- And so his name got up, and fellers kep' comin' to try their horses; and
- Cuff'd take Tam out to race with fust one and then another till this 'ere
- got to be a reg'lar thing, and begun to be talked about.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Folks sort o' wondered if the doctor knew; but Cuff was sly as a weasel,
- and allers had a story ready for every turn. Cuff was one of them fellers
- that could talk a bird off a bush,&mdash;master hand he was to slick
- things over!
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;There was folks as said they believed the doctor was knowin' to it, and
- that he felt a sort o' carnal pride sech as a minister oughtn't fer to
- hev, and so shet his eyes to what was a-goin' on. Aunt Sally Nickerson
- said she was sure on't.'Twas all talked over down to old Miss Bummiger's
- funeral, and Aunt Sally, she said the church ought to look into't. But
- everybody knew Aunt Sally: she was allers watchin' for folks' haltin's,
- and settin' on herself up to jedge her neighbors.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, I never believed nothin' agin Parson Williams: it was all Cuff's
- contrivances. But the fact was, the fellers all got their blood up, and
- there was hoss-racin' in all the parishes; and it got so they'd even race
- hosses a Sunday.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, of course they never got the doctor's hoss out a Sunday. Cuff
- wouldn't 'a', durst to do that, Lordy massy, no! He was allers there in
- church, settin' up in the doctor's clothes, rollin' up his eyes, and
- lookin' as pious as ef he never thought o' racin' hosses. He was an awful
- solemn-lookin' nigger in church, Cuff was.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;But there was a lot o' them fellers up to Pequot Holler&mdash;Bill
- Atkins, and Ike Sanders, and Tom Peters, and them Hokum boys&mdash;used to
- go out arter meetin' Sunday arternoon, and race hosses. Ye see, it was
- jest close to the State-line, and, if the s'lectmen was to come down on
- 'em, they could jest whip over the line, and they couldn't take 'em.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, it got to be a great scandal. The fellers talked about it up to the
- tavern, and the deacons and the tithingman, they took it up and went to
- Parson Williams about it; and the parson he told 'em jest to keep still,
- not let the fellers know that they was bein' watched, and next Sunday he
- and the tithingman and the constable, they'd ride over, and catch 'em in
- the very act.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;So next Sunday arternoon Parson Williams and Deacon Popkins and Ben
- Bradley (he was constable that year), they got on to their hosses, and
- rode over to Pequot Holler. The doctor's blood was up, and he meant to
- come down on 'em strong; for that was his way of doin' in his parish. And
- they was in a sort o' day o'-jedgment frame o' mind, and jogged along
- solemn as a hearse, till, come to rise the hill above the holler, they see
- three or four fellers with their hosses gittin' ready to race; and the
- parson says he, 'Let's come on quiet, and get behind these bushes, and we
- 'll see what they're up to, and catch 'em in the act.'
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;But the mischief on't was, that Ike Sanders see 'em comin', and he knowed
- Tam in a minit,&mdash;Ike knowed Tam of old,&mdash;and he jest tipped the
- wink to the rest. 'Wait, boys,' says he: 'let 'em git close up, and then I
- 'll give the word, and the doctor's hoss will be racin' ahead like
- thunder.'
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, so the doctor and his folks, they drew up behind the bushes, and
- stood there innocent as could be, and saw 'em gittin' ready to start. Tam,
- he begun to snuffle and paw; but the doctor never mistrusted what he was
- up to till Ike sung out, 'Go it, boys!' and the hosses all started, when,
- sure as you live, boys! Tam give one fly, and was over the bushes, and in
- among 'em, goin' it like chain-lightnin' ahead of 'em all.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Deacon Popkins and Ben Bradley jest stood and held their breath to see em
- all goin' it so like thunder; and the doctor, he was took so sudden it was
- all he could do to jest hold on anyway: so away he went, and trees and
- bushes and fences streaked by him like ribbins. His hat flew off behind
- him, and his wig arter, and got catched in a barberry-bush; but Lordy
- massy! he couldn't stop to think o' them. He jest leaned down, and caught
- Tam round the neck, and held on for dear life till they come to the
- stopping-place.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, Tam was ahead of them all, sure enough, and was snorting and
- snuffling as if he'd got the very old boy in him, and was up to racing
- some more on the spot.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;That 'ere Ike Sanders was the impudentest feller that ever you see, and
- he roared and rawhawed at the doctor. 'Good for you, parson!' says he.
- 'You beat us all holler,' says he. 'Takes a parson for that, don't it,
- boys?' he said. And then he and Ike and Ton; and the two Hokum boys, they
- jest roared, and danced round like wild critturs. Wal, now, only think
- on't, boys, what a situation that 'are was for a minister,&mdash;a man
- that had come out with the best of motives to put a stop to
- sabbath-breakin' I There he was all rumpled up and dusty, and his wig
- hangin' in the bushes, and these 'ere ungodly fellers gettin' the laugh on
- him, and all acause o' that 'are hoss. There's times, boys, when ministers
- must be tempted to swear if there ain't preventin' grace, and this was one
- o' them times to Parson Williams. They say he got red in the face, and
- looked as if he should bust, but he didn't say nothin': he scorned to
- answer. The sons o' Zeruiah was too hard for him, and he let 'em hev their
- say. But when they'd got through, and Ben had brought him his hat and wig,
- and brushed and settled him ag'in, the parson, he says, 'Well, boys, ye've
- had your say and your laugh; but I warn you now I won't have this thing
- going on here any more,' says he: 'so mind yourselves.'
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, the boys see that the doctor's blood was up, and they rode off
- pretty quiet; and I believe they never raced no more in that spot.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;But there ain't no tellin' the talk this 'ere thing made. Folks will
- talk, you know; and there warn't a house in all Billriky, nor in the south
- parish nor centre, where it warn't had over and discussed. There was the
- deacon, and Ben Bradley was there, to witness and show jest how the thing
- was, and that the doctor was jest in the way of his duty; but folks said
- it made a great scandal; that a minister hadn't no business to hev that
- kind o' hoss, and that he'd give the enemy occasion to speak
- reproachfully. It reely did seem as if Tam's sins was imputed to the
- doctor; and folks said he ought to sell Tam right away, and get a sober
- minister's hoss.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;But others said it was Cuff that had got Tam into bad ways, and they do
- say that Cuff had to catch it pretty lively when the doctor come to settle
- with him. Cuff thought his time had come, sure enough, and was so scairt
- that he turned blacker'n ever: he got enough to cure him o' hoss-racin'
- for one while. But Cuff got over it arter a while, and so did the doctor.
- Lordy massy! there ain't nothin' lasts forever! Wait long enough, and
- 'most every thing blows over. So it turned out about the doctor. There was
- a rumpus and a fuss, and folks talked and talked, and advised; everybody
- had their say: but the doctor kep' right straight on, and kep' his hoss
- all the same.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;The ministers, they took it up in the association; but, come to tell the
- story, it sot 'em all a-laughin', so they couldn't be very hard on the
- doctor.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;The doctor felt sort o' streaked at fust when they told the story on him;
- he didn't jest like it: but he got used to it, and finally, when he was
- twitted on't, he'd sort o' smile, and say, 'Anyway, Tam beat 'em: that's
- one comfort.'&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
- <a name="link2H_4_0015" id="link2H_4_0015"> </a>
- </p>
- <div style="height: 4em;">
- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- OLDTOWN FIRESIDE TALKS OF THE REVOLUTION.
- </h2>
- <p>
- <br /><br /><a name="linkimage-0033" id="linkimage-0033"> </a>
- </p>
- <div class="figleft" style="width:20%;">
- <img src="images/9284.jpg" alt="9284 " width="100%" /><br /><a
- href="images/9284.jpg"><img src="images/enlarge.jpg" alt="" /> </a>
- </div>
- <p>
- HE sacred work of preparation for Thanksgiving was at hand. Our kitchen
- was fragrant with the smell of cinnamon, cloves, and allspice which we
- boys were daily set to pound in the great lignum-vitæ mortar. Daily the
- great oven flamed without cessation; and the splitting of oven-wood kept
- us youngsters so busy, that we scarce had a moment to play: yet we did it
- with a cheerful mind, inspired by the general aroma of coming festivity
- abroad in the house.
- </p>
- <p>
- Behold us this evening around the kitchen-fire, which crackled and roared
- up the wide chimney, brightening with its fluttering radiance the farthest
- corner of the ample room. A tub of rosy-cheeked apples, another of golden
- quinces, and a bushel-basket filled with ruby cranberries, stood in the
- midst of the circle. All hands were busy. Grandmother in one corner was
- superintending us boys as we peeled and quartered the fruit,&mdash;an
- operation in which grandfather took a helping hand; Aunt Lois was busily
- looking over and sorting cranberries, when a knock at the door announced a
- visitor.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well, now, I s'pose that's Sam Lawson, of course,&rdquo; snapped Aunt Lois.
- </p>
- <p>
- Aunt Lois generally spoke with a snap; but about Thanksgiving time it had
- a cheery ring, like the snapping of our brisk kitchen-fire.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Good-evenin', Miss Badger and Miss Lois,&rdquo; said Sam. &ldquo;I see yer winders so
- bright, I couldn't help wantin' to come in and help ye pare apples, or
- suthin'.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- We boys made haste to give Sam the warmest welcome, and warmest place in
- the chimney-corner, and to accommodate him with a tin pan full of quinces,
- and a knife, when he was soon settled among us.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, this 'ere does look cheerful,&mdash;looks like Thanksgiving,&rdquo; he
- began. &ldquo;Wal, Lordy massy! we've got a great deal to be thankful for in
- this 'ere land o' privileges; hain't we, deacon? I was a-comin' 'round by
- Mis' Lothrop's to-day; and her Dinah, she told me the Doctor was gettin' a
- great sermon out on the hundred and twenty-fourth Psalm: 'If it had not
- been the Lord who was on our side when men rose up against us, then they
- had swallowed us up.' He's a-goin' to show all our deliverances in the
- war. I expect it 'll be a whale of a sermon, 'cause, when our minister
- sets out to do a thing, he mos' generally does it up to the handle. Tell
- ye what, boys, you must listen with all your ears: you 'll never know what
- times them was if you don't&mdash;you don't know what liberty cost us all.
- There's your gran'ther, now, he could tell ye: he 'members when he went
- off to Lexington with his gun on his shoulders.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Why, grandfather! did <i>you</i> go?&rdquo; we both exclaimed with wide eyes.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well, boys,&rdquo; said my grandfather, &ldquo;'tain't worth talkin' about what I
- did. I was in my mill that day, minding my business, when brother Con, he
- burst in, and says he, 'Look here, Bill, the regulars are goin' up to
- Concord to destroy our stores, and we must all go. Come, get your gun.'
- Well, I said I was a miller, and millers were exempt from duty; but Con
- wouldn't let me alone. 'Get down your gun,' says he. 'Suppose we're going
- to let them British fellers walk over us?' says he. Well, Con always had
- his way of me; and I got my gun, and we started out through the woods over
- to Concord. We lived at Weston then, ye see. Well, when we got on the brow
- of the hill, we looked over, and, sure enough, there on burying-ground
- hill was the British regulars. The hill was all alive with 'em, marching
- here and there in their scarlet coats like so many bees out of a hive.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Con,' says I, 'jest look there. What are you going to do?'
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Shoot some of 'em, I know,' says Con.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;And so we ran along, hiding behind trees and bushes and stone walls, till
- we got near enough to get a shot at 'em. You see, they broke up into
- companies, and went here and there about town, looking for the stores; and
- then, as we got a chance here and there, we marked our men, and popped,
- and then we'd run, and take aim somewhere else.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, now, that are wa'n't the hull on't,&rdquo; said Sam. &ldquo;Why, there was
- hundreds of fellers doin' just the same all round: it was jest
- pop-pop-pop! from every barn, and every bush, and clump o' trees, all
- along the way. Men was picked off all the time; and they couldn't see who
- did it, and it made 'em mad as fury. Why, I 'member Mis' Tom Bigelow, she
- that was Sary Jones, told me how they sot her mother's house afire and
- burnt it down, 'cause their nigger man Cæsar popped at 'em out o' the
- buttery window. They didn't tell him to; but Cæsar, he was full of fight,
- like all the rest on 'em. Lordy massy! the niggers went for suthin' in
- them times! Their blood was up as quick as anybody's. Why, there was old
- Pompey Lovejoy lived over by Pomp's pond in Andover, he hitched up his
- wagon, and driv over with two barrels o' cider and some tin dippers, and
- was round all day givin' drinks o' cider to our men when they got het and
- thirsty and tired. It was a pretty warm day for April, that was. Pomp has
- told me the story many a time. 'Twas all the cider he had; but cider goes
- for suthin', as well as gunpowder in its place, and Pomp's cider come jest
- right that day.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;But grandfather,&rdquo; said I, &ldquo;what happened to you over there?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well, you see,&rdquo; said grandfather placidly, &ldquo;I wasn't killed; but I come
- pretty nigh it. You see, they sent into Boston for re-enforcements; and,
- by the time we got to Lexington, Earl Percy was marching out with fresh
- troops and cannon. Con and I were standing on the meetin'-house steps,
- when there come a terrible bang, and something struck right over our
- heads, and went into the meetin'-house. 'Why, Bill!' says Con, 'what's
- that?'&mdash;'They've got cannon: that's what that is,' says I. 'Let's run
- 'round the other side.' So we did; but just as we got round there, there
- come another bang, and a ball crashed right through the meetin'-house, and
- come out of the pulpit window. Well, we saw there was no staying there: so
- we run then, and got into a little clump of trees behind a stone wall; and
- there we saw 'em go by,&mdash;Earl Percy on his horse, and all his troops,
- ever so grand. He went on up to Concord. Fact is, if it hadn't been for
- him and his men, those regulars would all have been cut off: they wouldn't
- one of 'em have got back, for the whole country was up and fighting. The
- militia came pouring in from Weston and Acton and Billriky,&mdash;all the
- towns round. Then their Col. Smith was wounded, and a good many others,
- and lots of 'em killed, and our minute-men coming on 'em before and
- behind, and all around. But ye see, we couldn't stand regular troops and
- cannon; and so, when they come on, we had to give back. Earl Percy came
- up, and formed a hollow square, and they marched into it, and so gave 'em
- time to rest.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, there was need enough on't,&rdquo; said Sam. &ldquo;The regulars had been
- hectored and picked, and driv 'round so from piller to post, that they was
- dog tired. Jimmy Irwin, he was a little chap then; but he telled me how he
- see the men jest threw 'emselves down on the ground, their tongues
- trailing out o' their mouths like hunting-dogs. You see, they had about
- two hundred wounded, and twenty eight or nine was taken prisoners, and
- sixty-four killed outright: so Lord Percy had his hands full o' takin'
- care o' the mess they'd got up.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Yes,&rdquo; said my grandfather, &ldquo;there were dead men lying all around the road
- as we came back. There, boys!&rdquo; he said, pointing to a gun and powder-horn
- over the chimney, &ldquo;we picked up these when we were coming home. We found
- them on a poor fellow who lay there dead in the road: there's some blood
- of his on it to this day. We couldn't help feeling it was most too bad
- too.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Poor fellow! he wa'n't to blame,&rdquo; said my grand-mother. &ldquo;Soldiers have to
- go as they're bid. War's an awful thing.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Then they shouldn't have begun it,&rdquo; interposed Aunt Lois. &ldquo;'They that
- take the sword shall perish by the sword.'&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well, grandpapa,&rdquo; said I, &ldquo;what were the stores they went up to get?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;They were stores laid up to enable us to go to war, and they were 'round
- in different places. There were two twenty-four-pounders that they spiked,
- and they threw about five hundred pounds of ball into the river or wells,
- and broke up sixty barrels of flour, and scattered it about.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal,&rdquo; said Sam triumphantly, &ldquo;there was one lot they didn't get. Cap'n
- Tim Wheeler had about the biggest lot o' wheat, and rye-flour, and
- corn-meal stored up in his barn, with some barrels of his own. So when
- this 'ere fine jay-bird of an officer came to him all so grand, and told
- him to open his barn and let him look in, the cap'n, he took his key, and
- walked right out, and opened the barndoor; and the officer was tickled to
- pieces. He thought he'd got such a haul!
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'If you please, sir,' says the cap'n, 'I'm a miller, and got my living by
- grinding grain. I'm a poor man. You can see my mill out there. I grind up
- a lot o' grain in the winter, and get it ready to sell in the spring.
- Some's wheat, and some's rye, and some's corn-meal; and this wheat is
- mine, and this rye is mine, and this corn-meal is mine;' and, when he
- spoke, he put his hand on his own barrels.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Oh! if this is your private property,' says the officer, 'we sha'n't
- touch that: we don't meddle with private property.' And so he turned on
- his heel, and the cap'n, he locked up his barn.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Was that telling the truth?&rdquo; said I.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, you see it was true what he said,&rdquo; said Sam. &ldquo;Them bar'ls he laid
- his hands on was hisn.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;But Aunt Lois told me yesterday it was as bad to act a lie as to speak
- one,&rdquo; said I.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well, so I did,&rdquo; said Aunt Lois. &ldquo;The truth is the truth, and I 'll stick
- to it.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;But, Aunt Lois, would you have told him, and let him break up all those
- barrels?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;No, I shouldn't,&rdquo; said Aunt Lois. &ldquo;I should have done just as Cap'n Tim
- did; but I should have done <i>wrong</i>. Right is right, and wrong is
- wrong, even if I can't come up to it always.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What would you have done, grandfather?&rdquo; said I.
- </p>
- <p>
- My grandfather's mild face slowly irradiated, as when moonbeams pass over
- a rock.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well, boys,&rdquo; he said, &ldquo;I don't think I should have let him break up those
- barrels. If it was wrong to do as Cap'n Wheeler did, I think most likely I
- should 'a' done it. I don't suppose I'm any better than he was.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well, at any rate,&rdquo; said Aunt Lois, &ldquo;what folks' do in war time is no
- rule for ordinary times: every thing is upset then. There ain't any of the
- things they do in war time that are according to gospel teaching; but, if
- you boys were to do just as Cap'n Wheeler did, I should say you lied by
- speaking the truth.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well, well,&rdquo; said my grandmother, &ldquo;those were dreadful times. Thank the
- Lord that they are past and gone, and we don't have such awful cases of
- conscience as we did then. I never could quite see how we did right to
- resist the king at all.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Why, the Bible says, 'Resist the devil,'&rdquo; said Aunt Lois.
- </p>
- <p>
- A general laugh followed this sally.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I always heard,&rdquo; said my grandfather, by way of changing the subject,
- &ldquo;that they meant to have taken Mr. Adams and Mr. Hancock and hung 'em.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, to be sure they did,&rdquo; said Sam Lawson. &ldquo;I know all about that are.
- Sapphira Clark, up to Lexington, she told me all about that are, one day
- when I was to her house puttin' down her best parlor carpet. Sapphira
- wa'n't but ten or eleven years old when the war broke out; but she
- remembered all about it. Ye see, Mr. Hancock and Mr. Adams was a-staying
- hid up at their house. Her father, Mr. Jonas Clark, was minister of
- Lexington; and he kep' 'em quite private, and didn't let nobody know they
- was there. Wal, Sapphira said they was all a-settin' at supper, when her
- father, he heard a great rapping at the front-door; and her father got up
- and went and opened it; and she looked after him into the entry, and could
- just see a man in a scarlet uniform standing at the door, and she heard
- him ask, 'Are Sam Adams and John Hancock here?' And her father answered,
- 'Oh, hush! Don't mention those names here.'&mdash;'Then,' says the man, 'I
- come to tell you the British troops will be along by sunrise; and, if they
- are in your house, they'd better escape right away.'&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;That must have been Col. Paul Revere,&rdquo; said Aunt Lois. &ldquo;He went all
- through the country, from Boston to Concord, rousing up people, and
- telling 'em to be ready.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well, what did Mr. Adams and Hancock do?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, they got ready right away, and slipped quietly out the back-door,
- and made their way over to Burlington, and staid in the minister's house
- over there out of the way of the battle.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What would the British have done with 'em, if they had caught them?&rdquo; said
- I.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Hung 'em&mdash;high as Haman,&rdquo; said my Aunt Lois sententiously. &ldquo;That's
- what they'd have done. That's what they'd 'a' done to them, and to Gen.
- Washington, and lots more, if they'd had their way.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh, yes!&rdquo; said grandfather, &ldquo;they were mighty high-stepping at first.
- They thought they had only to come over and show themselves, and they
- could walk through the land, and hang and burn and slay just whom they'd a
- mind to.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, they found 'twas like jumping into a hornets' nest,&rdquo; said Sam
- Lawson. &ldquo;They found that out at Lexington and Bunker Hill.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Brother Con was in those trenches at Bunker Hill,&rdquo; said grandfather.
- &ldquo;There they dug away at the breastworks, with the bom'-shells firing round
- 'em. They didn't mind them more than if they'd been hickory-nuts. They
- kep' fellows ready to pour water on 'em as they fell.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well, I never want to feel again as I did that day,&rdquo; said grandmother. &ldquo;I
- was in Boston, visiting cousin Jemima Russel, and we were all out on the
- roof of the house. The roofs everywhere were all alive with people looking
- through spy-glasses; and we could hear the firing, but couldn't tell how
- the day was going. And then they set Charlestown on fire; and the blaze
- and smoke and flame rose up, and there was such a snapping and crackling,
- and we could hear roofs and timbers falling, and see people running this
- way and that with their children&mdash;women scared half to death
- a-flying; and we knew all the time there was cousin Jane Wilkinson in that
- town sick in bed, with a baby only a few days old. It's a wonder how Jane
- ever lived through it; but they did get her through alive, and her baby
- too. That burning Charlestown settled to fight it through: it was so mean
- and cruel needless.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Yes,&rdquo; said my grandfather, &ldquo;that day settled the question that we would
- be free and independent, or die; and, though our men had to retreat, yet
- it was as good as a defeat to the British. They lost ten hundred and
- fifty-four in point with a good many. They determined then killed and
- wounded, and we only four hundred and fifty-three; and our men learned
- that they could fight as well as the British. Congress went right to work
- to raise an army, and appointed Gen. Washington commander. Your gran'ther
- Stowe, boys, was orderly of the day when Gen. Washington took the command
- at Cambridge.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal,&rdquo; said Sam, &ldquo;I was in Cambridge that day and saw it all. Ye see, the
- army was drawn up under the big elm there; and Ike Newel and I, we clim up
- into a tree, and got a place where we could look down and see. I wa'n't
- but ten year old then; but, if ever a mortal man looked like the angel of
- the Lord, the gineral looked like it that day.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Some said that there was trouble about having Gen. Ward give up the
- command to a Southern man,&rdquo; said my grandfather. &ldquo;Gen. Ward was a brave
- man and very popular; but everybody was satisfied when they came to know
- Gen. Washington.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;There couldn't no minister have seemed more godly than he did that day,&rdquo;
- said Sam. &ldquo;He read out of the hymn-book the hundred and first Psalm.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What is that psalm?&rdquo; said I.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Laws, boys! I know it by heart,&rdquo; said Sam, &ldquo;I was so impressed hearin' on
- him read it. I can say it to you:&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- <br />
- </p>
- <p class="indent20">
- '&ldquo;Mercy and judgment are my song,
- </p>
- <p class="indent20">
- And since they both to thee belong,
- </p>
- <p class="indent20">
- My gracious God, my righteous King,
- </p>
- <p class="indent20">
- To thee my songs and vows I bring.
- </p>
- <p class="indent20">
- If I am raised to bear the sword,
- </p>
- <p class="indent20">
- I 'll take my counsels from thy word.
- </p>
- <p class="indent20">
- Thy justice and thy heavenly grace
- </p>
- <p class="indent20">
- Shall be the pattern of my ways.
- </p>
- <p class="indent20">
- I 'll search the land, and raise the just
- </p>
- <p class="indent20">
- To posts of honor, wealth, and trust:
- </p>
- <p class="indent15">
- The men who work thy righteous will
- </p>
- <p class="indent20">
- Shall be my friends and favorites still.
- </p>
- <p class="indent15">
- The impious crew, the factious band,
- </p>
- <p class="indent20">
- Shall hold their peace, or quit the land;
- </p>
- <p class="indent20">
- And all who break the public rest,
- </p>
- <p class="indent20">
- Where I have power, shall be suppressed.'&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- <br />
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;And he did it too,&rdquo; remarked Aunt Lois.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;He trusted in the Lord, and the Lord brought him to honor,&rdquo; said my
- grandmother. &ldquo;When he took the army, every thing was agin' us: it didn't
- seem possible we should succeed.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, he was awful put to it sometimes,&rdquo; said Sam Lawson. &ldquo;I 'member Uncle
- David Morse was a-tellin' me 'bout that are time down in New York when
- the' Massachusetts and Connecticut boys all broke and run.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Massachusetts boys run? How came that Sam?&rdquo; said I.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, you see, sometimes fellows will get a-runnin'; and it jest goes from
- one to another like fire, and ye can't stop it. It was after the battle of
- Long Island, when our men had been fighting day after day, and had to
- retreat. A good many were wounded, and a good many of 'em were sick and
- half-sick; and they'd got sort o' tired and discouraged.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well, Lord Howe and the British came to make a landing at Kipp's Bay
- round by New York; and the troops set to guard the landing began to run,
- and the Massachusetts and Connecticut men were sent to help 'em. Uncle
- David says that the fellows that run spread the panic among 'em; and they
- looked ahead, and saw an ox-drag on top of a hill they was to pass, and
- they thought 'twas a cannon pintin' right at 'em; and the boys, they jest
- broke and run,&mdash;cut right across the road, and cleared over the
- fence, and streaked it off cross-lots and up hill like a flock o' sheep.
- Uncle David, he run too; but he'd been sick o' dysentary, and was so weak
- he couldn't climb the fence: so he stopped and looked back, and saw
- Gineral Washington cantering up behind 'em, shouting, and waving his
- sword, looking like a flamin' fire. Oh, he was thunderin' mad, the gineral
- was! And, when he see the fellows skittering off cross-lots, he jest
- slammed his hat down on the ground, and give up. 'Great heavens!' says he,
- 'are these the men I've got to fight this battle with?'
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, Uncle David, he picked up the gineral's hat, and come up and made
- his bow, and said, 'Gineral, here's your hat.'
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Thank you, sir!' said the gineral. 'I'm glad to see one brave fellow
- that can stand his ground. <i>You</i> didn't run.'
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Uncle David said he felt pretty cheap, 'cause he know'd in his own heart
- that he would 'a' run, only he was too weak to git over the fence; but he
- didn't tell the gineral that, I bet He put the compliment in his pocket,
- and said nothing; for now the gineral's aides came riding up full drive,
- and told him they must be off out of the field in a minute, or the British
- would have 'em, and so one on 'em took Uncle David up behind him, and away
- they cantered. It was a pretty close shave too: the British was only a few
- rods behind 'em.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh, dear, if they had caught him!&rdquo; said I. &ldquo;Only think!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well, they would have hung him; but we should have had another in his
- place,&rdquo; said Aunt Lois. &ldquo;The war wouldn't 'a' stopped.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well, 'twas to be as 'twas,&rdquo; said my grandmother. &ldquo;The Lord had respect
- to the prayers of our fathers, and he'd decreed that America should be
- free.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Yes,&rdquo; said Sam: &ldquo;Parson Badger said in one o' his sermons, that men
- always was safe when they was goin' in the line o' God's decrees: I guess
- that are was about it. But, massy! is that are the nine o'clock bell? I
- must make haste home, or I dun' know what Hetty 'll say to me.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
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- </p>
- <div style="height: 4em;">
- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- A STUDENT'S SEA STORY.
- </h2>
- <p>
- <br /><br /><a name="linkimage-0034" id="linkimage-0034"> </a>
- </p>
- <div class="figleft" style="width:20%;">
- <img src="images/9303.jpg" alt="9303 " width="100%" /><br /><a
- href="images/9303.jpg"><img src="images/enlarge.jpg" alt="" /> </a>
- </div>
- <p>
- MONG the pleasantest of my recollections of old Bowdoin is the salt-air
- flavor of its sea experiences. The site of Brunswick is a sandy plain, on
- which the college buildings seem to have been dropped for the good old
- Yankee economic reason of using land for public buildings that could not
- be used for any thing else. The soil was a fathomless depth of dry, sharp,
- barren sand, out of whose bosom nothing but pitch-pines and
- blueberry-bushes emerged, or ever could emerge without superhuman efforts
- of cultivation. But these sandy plains, these pine forests, were neighbors
- to the great, lively, musical blue ocean, whose life-giving presence made
- itself seen, heard, and felt every hour of the day and night. The
- beautiful peculiarity of the Maine coast, where the sea interpenetrates
- the land in picturesque fiords and lakes, brought a constant romantic
- element into the landscape. White-winged ships from India or China came
- gliding into the forest recesses bringing news from strange lands, and
- tidings of wild adventure, into secluded farmhouses, that, for the most
- part, seemed to be dreaming in woodland solitude. In the early days of my
- college life the shipping interest of Maine gave it an outlook into all
- the countries of the earth. Ships and ship-building and ship-launching
- were the drift of the popular thought; and the very minds of the people by
- this commerce had apparently
- </p>
- <p>
- <br />
- </p>
- <p class="indent30">
- &ldquo;Suffered a sea change
- </p>
- <p class="indent20">
- Into something rare and strange.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- <br />
- </p>
- <p>
- There was a quaintness, shrewdness, and vivacity of lonely solitude about
- these men, (half skipper, half farmer!) that half skip was piquant and
- enlivening.
- </p>
- <p>
- It was in the auspicious period of approaching Thanksgiving that my chum
- and I resolved to antedate for a few days our vacation, and take passage
- on the little sloop &ldquo;Brilliant,&rdquo; that lay courtesying and teetering on the
- bright waters of Maquoit Bay, loading up to make her Thanksgiving trip to
- Boston.
- </p>
- <p>
- It was a bright Indian-summer afternoon that saw us all on board the
- little craft. She was laden deep with dainties and rarities for the festal
- appetites of Boston nabobs,&mdash;loads of those mealy potatoes for which
- the fields of Maine were justly famed, barrels of ruby cranberries, boxes
- of solid golden butter (ventures of a thrifty housemother emulous to
- gather kindred gold in the Boston market). Then there were dressed
- chickens, turkeys, and geese, all going the same way, on the same errand;
- and there were sides and saddles of that choice mutton for which the sea
- islands of Maine were as famous as the South Downs of England.
- </p>
- <p>
- Every thing in such a stowage was suggestive of good cheer. The little
- craft itself had a sociable, friendly, domestic air. The captain and mate
- were cousins: the men were all neighbors, sons of families who had grown
- up together. There was a kindly home flavor in the very stowage of the
- cargo. Here were Melissa's cranberries, and by many a joke and wink we
- were apprised that the mate had a tender interest in that venture. There
- was Widder Toothacre's butter, concerning which there were various
- comments and speculations, but which was handled and cared for with the
- consideration the Maine sailor-boy always gives to &ldquo;the widder.&rdquo; There was
- a private keg of very choice eggs, over which the name of Lucindy Ann was
- breathed by a bright-eyed, lively youngster, who had promised to bring her
- back the change, and as to the precise particulars of this change many a
- witticism was expended.
- </p>
- <p>
- Our mode of living on the &ldquo;Brilliant&rdquo; was of the simplest and most
- primitive kind. On each side the staircase that led down to the cabin,
- hooped strongly to the partition, was a barrel, which on the one side
- contained salt beef, and on the other salt pork. A piece out of each
- barrel, delivered regularly to the cook, formed the foundation of our
- daily meals; and sea-biscuit and potatoes, with the sauce of salt-water
- appetites, made this a feast for a king. I make no mention here of
- gingerbread and doughnuts, and such like ornamental accessories, which
- were not wanting, nor of nuts and sweet cider, which were to be had for
- the asking. At meal-times a swing-shelf, which at other seasons hung flat
- against the wall, was propped up, and our meals were eaten thereon in
- joyous satisfaction.
- </p>
- <p>
- A joyous, rollicking set we were, and the whole expedition was a frolic of
- the first water. One of the drollest features of these little impromptu
- voyages often was the woe-begone aspect of some unsuspecting land-lubber,
- who had been beguiled into thinking that he would like a trip to Boston by
- seeing the pretty &ldquo;Brilliant&rdquo; courtesying in the smooth waters of Maquoit,
- and so had embarked, in innocent ignorance of the physiological resets of
- such enterprises.
- </p>
- <p>
- I remember the first morning out. As we were driving ahead, under a stiff
- breeze, I came on deck, and found the respectable Deacon Muggins, who in
- his Sunday coat had serenely embarked the day before, now desolately
- clinging to the railing, very white about the gills, and contemplating the
- sea with a most suggestive expression of disgust and horror.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Why, deacon, good-morning! How are you? Splendid morning!&rdquo; said I
- maliciously.
- </p>
- <p>
- He drew a deep breath, surveyed me with a mixture of indignation and
- despair, and then gave vent to his feelings: &ldquo;Tell ye what: there was one
- darned old fool up to Brunswick yesterday! but he ain't there now: he's <i>here</i>.&rdquo;
- The deacon, in the weekly prayer-meeting at Brunswick, used to talk of the
- necessity of being &ldquo;emptied of self:&rdquo; he seemed to be in the way of it in
- the most literal manner at the present moment. In a few minutes he was
- extended on the deck, the most utterly limp and dejected of deacons, and
- vowing with energy, if he ever got out o' this 'ere, you wouldn't catch
- him again. Of course, my chum and I were not seasick. We were prosperous
- young sophomores in Bowdoin College, and would have scorned to acknowledge
- such a weakness. In fact, we were in that happy state of self-opinion
- where we surveyed every thing in creation, as birds do, from above, and
- were disposed to patronize everybody we met, with a pleasing conviction
- that there was nothing worth knowing, but what we were likely to know, or
- worth doing, but what we could do.
- </p>
- <p>
- Capt. Stanwood liked us, and we liked him: we patronized him, and he was
- quietly amused at our patronage, and returned it in kind. He was a good
- specimen of the sea-captain in those early days in Maine: a man in middle
- life, tall, thin, wiry, and active, full of resource and shrewd
- mother-wit; a man very confident in his opinions, because his knowledge
- was all got at first-hand,&mdash;the result of a careful use of his own
- five senses. From his childhood he had followed the seas, and, as he grew
- older, made voyages to Archangel, to Messina, to the West Indies, and
- finally round the Horn; and, having carried a very sharp and careful pair
- of eyes, he had acquired not only a snug competency of worldly goods, but
- a large stock of facts and inductions, which stood him in stead of an
- education. He was master of a thriving farm at Harpswell, and, being
- tethered somewhat by love of wife and children, was mostly stationary
- there, yet solaced himself by running a little schooner to Boston, and
- driving a thriving bit of trade by the means. With that reverence for
- learning' which never deserts the New-Englander, he liked us the better
- for being collegians, and amiably conceded that there were things quite
- worth knowing taught &ldquo;up to Brunswick there,&rdquo; though he delighted now and
- then to show his superiority in talking about what he knew better than we.
- </p>
- <p>
- Jim Larned, the mate, was a lusty youngster, a sister's son whom he had
- taken in training in the way he should go. Jim had already made a voyage
- to Liverpool and the East Indies, and felt himself also quite an authority
- in his own way.
- </p>
- <p>
- The evenings were raw and cool; and we generally gathered round the cabin
- stove, cracking walnuts, smoking, and telling stories, and having a jolly
- time generally. It is but due to those old days to say that a most
- respectable Puritan flavor penetrated even the recesses of those coasters,&mdash;a
- sort of gentle Bible and psalm-book aroma, so that there was not a word or
- a joke among the men to annoy the susceptibilities even of a deacon. Our
- deacon, somewhat consoled and amended, lay serene in his berth, rather
- enjoying the yarns that we were spinning. The web, of course, was
- many-colored,&mdash;of quaint and strange and wonderful; and, as the night
- wore on, it was dyed in certain weird tints of the supernatural.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well,&rdquo; said Jim Larned, &ldquo;folks may say what they're a mind to: there are
- things that there's no sort o' way o' 'countin' for,&mdash;things you've
- jist got to say. Well, here's suthin' to work that I don't know nothin'
- about; and, come to question any man up sharp, you 'll find he's seen <i>one</i>
- thing o' that sort' himself; and this 'ere I'm going to tell's <i>my</i>
- story:&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Four years ago I went down to aunt Jerushy's at Fair Haven. Her husband's
- in the oysterin' business, and I used to go out with him considerable.
- Well, there was Bill Jones there,&mdash;a real bright fellow, one of your
- open-handed, lively fellows,&mdash;and he took a fancy to me, and I to
- him, and he and I struck up a friendship. He run an oyster-smack to New
- York, and did a considerable good business for a young man. Well, Bill had
- a fellow on his smack that I never looks of. He was from the Malays, or
- foreign crittur, or other; spoke broken English; had eyes set kind o'
- edgeways 'n his head: homely as sin he was, and I always mistrusted him.
- 'Bill,' I used to say, 'you look out for that fellow: don't you trust him.
- If I was you, I'd ship him off short metre.' But Bill, he only laughed.
- 'Why,' says he, 'I can get double work for the same pay out o' that
- fellow; and what do I care if he ain't handsome?' I remember how chipper
- an' cheery Bill looked when he was sayin' that, just as he was going down
- to New York with his load o' oysters. Well, the next night I was sound
- asleep in aunt Jerusha's front-chamber that opens towards the Sound, and I
- was waked right clear out o' sleep by Bill's voice screaming to me. I got
- up and run to the window, and looked liked the some out, and I heard it
- again, plain as any thing: 'Jim, Jim! Help, help!' It wasn't a common cry,
- neither: it was screeched out, as if somebody was murdering him. I tell
- you, it rung through my head for weeks afterwards.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well, what came of it?&rdquo; said my chum, as the narrator made a pause, and
- we all looked at him in silence.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well, as nigh as we can make it out, that very night poor Bill <i>was</i>
- murdered by that very Malay feller: leastways, his body was found in his
- boat. He'd been stabbed, and all his money and watch and things taken, and
- this Malay was gone nobody knew where. That's all that was ever known
- about it.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;But surely,&rdquo; said my chum, who was of a very literal and rationalistic
- turn of mind, &ldquo;it couldn't have been his voice you heard: he must have
- been down to the other end of the Sound, close by New York, by that time.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well,&rdquo; said the mate, &ldquo;all I know is, that I was waked out of sleep by
- Bill's voice calling my name, screaming in a real agony. It went through
- me like lightning; and then I find he was murdered that night. Now, I
- don't know any thing about it. I know I heard him calling me; I know he
- was murdered: but <i>how</i> it was, or <i>what</i> it was, or <i>why</i>
- it was, I don't know.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;These 'ere college boys can tell ye,&rdquo; said the captain. &ldquo;Of course,
- they've got into sophomore year, and there ain't nothing in heaven or
- earth that they don't know.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;No,&rdquo; said I, &ldquo;I say with Hamlet, 'There are more things in heaven and
- earth, Horatio, than are dreamed of in your philosophy.'&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well,&rdquo; said my chum, with the air of a philosopher, &ldquo;what shakes my faith
- in all supernatural stories is, that I can't see any use or purpose in
- them.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, if there couldn't nothin' happen nor be except what <i>you</i> could
- see a use in, there wouldn't <i>much</i> happen nor be,&rdquo; quoth the
- captain.
- </p>
- <p>
- A laugh went round at the expense of my friend.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, now, I 'll tell ye what, boys,&rdquo; piped the thin voice of the deacon,
- &ldquo;folks mustn't be too presumptuous: there is providences permitted that we
- don't see no use in; but they do happen,&mdash;yes, they do. Now, what Jim
- Larned's been a-tell-in' is a good deal like what happened to me once,
- when I was up to Umbagog, in the lumberin' business.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Halloo!&rdquo; called out Jim, &ldquo;here's the deacon's story! I told you every man
- had one.&mdash;Give it to us, deacon! Speak out, and don't be bashful!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, really, it ain't what I like to talk about,&rdquo; said the deacon, in a
- quavering, uncertain voice; &ldquo;but I don't know but I may as well, though.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It was that winter I was up to Umbagog. I was clerk, and kep' the 'counts
- and books, and all that; and Tom Huly,&mdash;he was surveyor and marker,&mdash;he
- was there with me, and we chummed together. And there was Jack Cutter; he
- was jest out o' college: he was there practising surveyin' with him. We
- three had a kind o' pine-board sort o' shanty, built out on a plain near
- by the camp: it had a fire-place, and two windows, and our bunks, and each
- of us had our tables and books and things.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well, Huly, he started with a party of three or four to go up through the
- woods to look out a new tract. It was two or three days' journey through
- the woods; and jest about that time the Indians up there was getting sort
- o' uneasy, and we all thought mabbe 'twas sort o' risky: howsomdever, Tom
- had gone off in high spirits, and told us to be sure and take care of his
- books and papers. Tom had a lot of books, and thought every thing of 'em,
- and was sort o' particular and nice about his papers. His table sot up one
- side, by the winder, where he could see to read and write. Well, he'd been
- gone four days, when one night&mdash;it was a bright 'moonlight night&mdash;Jack
- and I were sitting by the fire, reading, and between nine and ten o'clock
- there came a strong, regular knock on the window over by Tom's table. We
- were sitting with our backs to the window. 'Halloo!' says Jack, 'who's
- that?' We both jumped up, and went to the window and looked out, and see
- there warn't nobody there.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'This is curus,' said I.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Some of the boys trying to trick us,' says he. 'Let's keep watch:
- perhaps they 'll do it again,' says he.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;We sot down by the fire, and 'fore long it came again.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Then Jack and I both cut out the door, and run round the house,&mdash;he
- one way, and I the other. It was light as day, and nothin' for anybody to
- hide behind, and there warn't a critter in sight. Well, we come in and sot
- down, and looked at each other kind o' puzzled, when it come agin,
- harder'n ever; and Jack looked to the window, and got as white as a sheet.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'For the Lord's sake, do look!' says he. And you may believe me or not;
- but I tell you it's a solemn fact: Tom's books was movin',&mdash;jest as
- if somebody was pickin' 'em up, and putting 'em down again, jest as I've
- seen him do a hundred times.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Jack,' says I, 'something's happened to Tom.'
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, there had. That very night Tom was murdered by the Indians. We put
- down the date, and a week arter the news came.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Come now, captain,&rdquo; said I, breaking the pause that followed the deacon's
- story, &ldquo;give us your story. You've been all over the world, in all times
- and all weathers, and you ain't a man to be taken in. Did you ever see any
- thing of this sort?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well, now, boys, since you put it straight at me, I don't care if I say I
- have,&mdash;on these 'ere very waters we're a-sailin' over now, on board
- this very schooner, in this very cabin.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- This was bringing matters close home. We felt an agreeable shiver, and
- looked over our shoulders: the deacon, in his berth, raised up on his
- elbow, and ejaculated, &ldquo;Dew tell! ye don't say so!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Tell us about it, captain,&rdquo; we both insisted. &ldquo;We 'll take your word for
- most any thing.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well, it happened about five years ago. It's goin' on now eight years ago
- that my father died. He sailed out of Gloucester: had his house there;
- and, after he died, mother, she jest kep' on in the old place. I went down
- at first to see her fixed up about right, and after that I went now and
- then, and now and then I sent money. Well, it was about Thanksgiving time,
- as it is now, and I'd ben down to Boston, and was coming back pretty well
- loaded with the things I'd been buying in Boston for Thanksgiving at home,&mdash;raisins
- and sugar, and all sorts of West Ingy goods, for the folks in Harpswell.
- Well, I meant to have gone down to Gloucester to see mother; but I had so
- many ways to run, and so much to do, I was afraid I wouldn't be back on
- time; and so I didn't see her.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well, we was driving back with a good stiff breeze, and we'd got past
- Cape Ann, and I'd gone down and turned in, and was fast asleep in my
- berth. It was past midnight: every one on the schooner asleep, except the
- mate, who was up on the watch. I was sleepin' as sound as ever I slept in
- my life,&mdash;not a dream, nor a feelin', no more'n if I had been dead,&mdash;when
- suddenly I waked square up. My eyes flew open like a spring, with my mind
- clear and wide awake, and, sure as I ever see any thing, I see my father
- standing right in the middle of the cabin, looking right at me. I rose
- right up in my berth, and says I,&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Father, is that you?'
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Yes,' says he, 'it is me.'
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Father,' says I, 'what do you come for?'
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Sam,' says he, 'do you go right back to Gloucester, and take your mother
- home with you, and keep her there as long as she lives.'
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;And says I, 'Father, I will.' And as I said this he faded out and was
- gone. I got right up, and run up on deck, and called out, ''Bout ship!'
- Mr. More&mdash;he was my mate then&mdash;stared at me as if he didn't
- believe his ears. ''Bout ship!' says I. 'I'm going to Gloucester.'
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well, he put the ship about, and then came to me, and says, 'What the
- devil does this mean? We're way past Cape Ann. It's forty miles right back
- to Gloucester.'
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Can't help it,' I said. 'To Gloucester I must go as quick as wind and
- water will carry me. I've thought of matters there that I <i>must</i>
- attend to, no matter what happens.'
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well, Ben More and I were good friends always; but I tell you all that
- day he watched me, in a curious kind of way, to see if I weren't took with
- a fever, or suthin; and the men, they whispered and talked among
- themselves. You see, they all had their own reasons for wanting to be back
- to Thanksgiving, and it was hard on 'em.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well, it was just about sun up we got into Gloucester, and I went ashore.
- And there was mother, looking pretty poorly, jest making her fire, and
- getting on her kettle. When she saw me, she held up her hands, and burst
- out crying,&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Why, Sam, the Lord must 'a' sent you! I've time, and I've felt as if I
- couldn't hold our much longer.'
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Well,' says I, 'mother, pack up your things, and come right aboard the
- sloop; for I've come to take you home, and take care of you: so put up
- your things.'
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well, I took hold and helped her, and we put ben sick and all alone,
- having a drefful hard things together lively, and packed up her trunks,
- and tied up the bed and pillows and bedclothes, and took her rocking-chair
- and bureau and tables and chairs down to the sloop. And when I came down,
- bringing her and all her things, Ben More seemed to see what I was after;
- but how or why the idea came into my head I never told him. There's things
- that a man feels shy of tellin',' and I didn't want to talk about it.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well, when we was all aboard, the wind sprung up fair and steady, and we
- went on at a right spanking pace; and the fellows said the Harpswell girls
- had got hold of our rope, and was pulling us with all their might; and we
- came in all right the very day before Thanksgiving. And my wife was as
- glad to see mother as if she'd expected her, and fixed up the
- front-chamber for her, with a stove in't, and plenty of kindlings. And the
- children was all so glad to see grandma, and we had the best kind of a
- Thanksgiving!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well,&rdquo; said I, &ldquo;nobody could say there wasn't any use in <i>that</i>
- spirit's coming (if spirit it was): it had a most practical purpose.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well,&rdquo; said the captain, &ldquo;I've been all round the world, in all sorts of
- countries, seen all sorts of queer, strange things, and seen so many
- things that I never could have believed if I hadn't seen 'em, that I never
- say I won't believe this or that. If I see a thing right straight under my
- eyes, I don't say it couldn't 'a' ben there 'cause college-folks say there
- ain't no such things.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;How do you know it wasn't all a dream?&rdquo; said my chum.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;How do I know?' Cause I was broad awake, and I gen 'lly know when I'm
- awake and when I'm asleep. I think Mr. More found me pretty wide awake.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- It was now time to turn in, and we slept soundly while the &ldquo;Brilliant&rdquo;
- ploughed her way. By daybreak the dome of the State House was in sight.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I've settled the captain's story,&rdquo; said my chum to me. &ldquo;It can all be
- accounted for on the theory of cerebral hallucination.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;All right,&rdquo; said I; &ldquo;but it answered the purpose beautifully for the old
- mother.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <div style="height: 6em;">
- <br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
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- <div style="height: 8em;">
- <br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h1>
- SAM LAWSON'S OLDTOWN FIRESIDE STORIES
- </h1>
- <h2>
- By Harriet Beecher Stowe
- </h2>
- <h3>
- With Illustrations
- </h3>
- <h4>
- Houghton, Mifflin And Company
- </h4>
- <h5>
- 1881
- </h5>
- <div class="fig" style="width:65%;">
- <img src="images/0001.jpg" alt="0015m " width="100%" /><br />
- </div>
- <h5>
- <a href="images/0001.jpg"><img src="images/enlarge.jpg" alt="" /> </a>
- </h5>
- <div class="fig" style="width:65%;">
- <img src="images/0008.jpg" alt="0015m " width="100%" /><br />
- </div>
- <h5>
- <a href="images/0008.jpg"><img src="images/enlarge.jpg" alt="" /> </a>
- </h5>
- <div class="fig" style="width:65%;">
- <img src="images/0009.jpg" alt="0015m " width="100%" /><br />
- </div>
- <h5>
- <a href="images/0009.jpg"><img src="images/enlarge.jpg" alt="" /> </a>
- </h5>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <p>
- <b>CONTENTS</b>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2H_4_0001"> <b>OLDTOWN FIRESIDE STORIES</b> </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2H_4_0002"> THE GHOST IN THE MILL. </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2H_4_0003"> THE SULLIVAN LOOKING-GLASS </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2H_4_0004"> THE MINISTER'S HOUSEKEEPER </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2H_4_0005"> THE WIDOW'S BANDBOX. </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2H_4_0006"> CAPTAIN KIDD'S MONEY. </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2H_4_0007"> &ldquo;MIS' ELDERKIN'S PITCHER.&rdquo; </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2H_4_0008"> THE GHOST IN THE CAP'N BROWN HOUSE. </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2H_4_0009"> COLONEL EPH'S SHOE-BUCKLES. </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2H_4_0010"> THE BULL-FIGHT. </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2H_4_0011"> HOW TO FIGHT THE DEVIL </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2H_4_0012"> LAUGHIN' IN MEETIN' </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2H_4_0013"> TOM TOOTHACHE'S GHOST STORY. </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2H_4_0014"> THE PARSON'S HORSE-RACE. </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2H_4_0015"> OLDTOWN FIRESIDE TALKS OF THE REVOLUTION. </a>
- </p>
- <p class="toc">
- <a href="#link2H_4_0016"> A STUDENT'S SEA STORY. </a>
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
- <a name="link2H_4_0001" id="link2H_4_0001"> </a>
- </p>
- <div style="height: 4em;">
- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h1>
- OLDTOWN FIRESIDE STORIES
- </h1>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
- <a name="link2H_4_0002" id="link2H_4_0002"> </a>
- </p>
- <div style="height: 4em;">
- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- THE GHOST IN THE MILL.
- </h2>
- <p>
- <br /><br /><a name="linkimage-0001" id="linkimage-0001"> </a>
- </p>
- <div class="figleft" style="width:20%;">
- <img src="images/9013.jpg" alt="9013 " width="100%" /><br /><a
- href="images/9013.jpg"><img src="images/enlarge.jpg" alt="" /> </a>
- </div>
- <p>
- OME, Sam, tell us a story,&rdquo; said I, as Hariet and I crept to his knees, in
- the glow of the bright evening firelight; while Aunt Lois was busily
- rattling the tea-things, and grandmamma, at the other end of the
- fireplace, was quietly setting the heel of a blue-mixed yarn stocking.
- </p>
- <p>
- In those days we had no magazines and daily papers, each reeling off a
- serial story. Once a week, &ldquo;The Columbian Sentinel&rdquo; came from Boston with
- its slender stock of news and editorial; but all the multiform devices&mdash;pictorial,
- narrative, and poetical&mdash;which keep the mind of the present
- generation ablaze with excitement, had not then even an existence. There
- was no theatre, no opera; there were in Oldtown no parties or balls,
- except, perhaps, the annual election, or Thanksgiving festival; and when
- winter came, and the sun went down at half-past four o'clock, and left the
- long, dark hours of evening to be provided for, the necessity of amusement
- became urgent. Hence, in those days, chimney-corner story-telling became
- an art and an accomplishment. Society then was full of traditions and
- narratives which had all the uncertain glow and shifting mystery of the
- firelit hearth upon them. They were told to sympathetic audiences, by the
- rising and falling light of the solemn embers, with the hearth-crickets
- filling up every pause.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br /><a name="linkimage-0002" id="linkimage-0002"> </a>
- </p>
- <div class="fig" style="width:65%;">
- <img src="images/0015.jpg" alt="0015m " width="100%" /><br />
- </div>
- <h5>
- <a href="images/0015.jpg"><img src="images/enlarge.jpg" alt="" /> </a>
- </h5>
- <p>
- Then the aged told their stories to the young,&mdash;tales of early life;
- tales of war and adventure, of forest-days, of Indian captivities and
- escapes, of bears and wild-cats and panthers, of rattlesnakes, of witches
- and wizards, and strange and wonderful dreams and appearances and
- providences.
- </p>
- <p>
- In those days of early Massachusetts, faith and credence were in the very
- air. Two-thirds of New England was then dark, unbroken forests, through
- whose tangled paths the mysterious winter wind groaned and shrieked and
- howled with weird noises and unaccountable clamors. Along the iron-bound
- shore, the stormful Atlantic raved and thundered, and dashed its moaning
- waters, as if to deaden and deafen any voice that might tell of the
- settled life of the old civilized world, and shut us forever into the
- wilderness. A good story-teller, in those days, was always sure of a warm
- seat at the hearthstone, and the delighted homage of children; and in all
- Oldtown there was no better story-teller than Sam Lawson.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Do, do, tell us a story,&rdquo; said Harry, pressing upon him, and opening very
- wide blue eyes, in which undoubting faith shone as in a mirror; &ldquo;and let
- it be something strange, and different from common.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, I know lots o' strange things,&rdquo; said Sam, looking mysteriously into
- the fire. &ldquo;Why, I know things, that ef I should tell,&mdash;why, people
- might say they wa'n't so; but then they <i>is so</i> for all that.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh, <i>do</i>, do, tell us!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Why, I should scare ye to death, mebbe,&rdquo; said Sam doubtingly.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh, pooh! no, you wouldn't,&rdquo; we both burst out at once.
- </p>
- <p>
- But Sam was possessed by a reticent spirit, and loved dearly to be wooed
- and importuned; and so he only took up the great kitchen-tongs, and smote
- on the hickory forestick, when it flew apart in the middle, and scattered
- a shower of clear bright coals all over the hearth.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Mercy on us, Sam Lawson!&rdquo; said Aunt Lois in an indignant voice, spinning
- round from her dishwashing.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Don't you worry a grain, Miss Lois,&rdquo; said Sam composedly. &ldquo;I see that are
- stick was e'en a'most in two, and I thought I'd jest settle it. I 'll
- sweep up the coals now,&rdquo; he added, vigorously applying a turkey-wing to
- the purpose, as he knelt on the hearth, his spare, lean figure glowing in
- the blaze of the firelight, and getting quite flashed with exertion.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;There, now!&rdquo; he said, when he had brushed over and under and between the
- fire-irons, and pursued the retreating ashes so far into the red, fiery
- citadel, that his finger-ends were burning and tingling, &ldquo;that 'are's done
- now as well as Hepsy herself could 'a' done it. I allers sweeps up the
- haarth: I think it's part o' the man's bisness when he makes the fire. But
- Hepsy's so used to seein' me a-doin' on't, that she don't see no kind o'
- merit in't. It's just as Parson Lothrop said in his sermon,&mdash;folks
- allers overlook their common marcies&rdquo;&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;But come, Sam, that story,&rdquo; said Harry and I coaxingly, pressing upon
- him, and pulling him down into his seat in the corner.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Lordy massy, these'ere young uns!&rdquo; said Sam.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;There's never no contentin' on 'em: ye tell 'em one story, and they jest
- swallows it as a dog does a gob o' meat; and they're all ready for
- another. What do ye want to hear now?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Now, the fact was, that Sam's stories had been told us so often, that they
- were all arranged and ticketed in our minds. We knew every word in them,
- and could set him right if he varied a hair from the usual track; and
- still the interest in them was unabated.
- </p>
- <p>
- Still we shivered, and clung to his knee, at the mysterious parts, and
- felt gentle, cold chills run down our spines at appropriate places. We
- were always in the most receptive and sympathetic condition. To-night, in
- particular, was one of those thundering stormy ones, when the winds
- appeared to be holding a perfect mad carnival over my grandfather's house.
- They yelled and squealed round the corners; they collected in troops, and
- came tumbling and roaring down chimney; they shook and rattled the
- buttery-door and the sinkroom-door and the cellar-door and the
- chamber-door, with a constant undertone of squeak and clatter, as if at
- every door were a cold, discontented spirit, tired of the chill outside,
- and longing for the warmth and comfort within.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, boys,&rdquo; said Sam confidentially, &ldquo;what 'll ye have?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Tell us 'Come down, come down!'&rdquo; we both shouted with one voice. This
- was, in our mind, an &ldquo;A No. 1&rdquo; among Sam's stories.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Ye mus'n't be frightened now,&rdquo; said Sam paternally.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh, no! we ar'n't frightened <i>ever</i>,&rdquo; said we both in one breath.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Not when ye go down the cellar arter cider?&rdquo; said Sam with severe
- scrutiny. &ldquo;Ef ye should be down cellar, and the candle should go out,
- now?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I ain't,&rdquo; said I: &ldquo;I ain't afraid of any thing. I never knew what it was
- to be afraid in my life.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, then,&rdquo; said Sam, &ldquo;I 'll tell ye. This'ere's what Cap'n Eb Sawin told
- me when I was a boy about your bigness, I reckon.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Cap'n Eb Sawin was a most respectable man. Your gran'ther knew him very
- well; and he was a deacon in the church in Dedham afore he died. He was at
- Lexington when the fust gun was fired agin the British. He was a dreffle
- smart man, Cap'n Eb was, and driv team a good many years atween here and
- Boston. He married Lois Peabody, that was cousin to your gran'ther then.
- Lois was a rael sensible woman; and I've heard her tell the story as he
- told her, and it was jest as he told it to me,&mdash;jest exactly; and I
- shall never forget it if I live to be nine hundred years old, like
- Mathuselah.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Ye see, along back in them times, there used to be a fellow come round
- these'ere parts, spring and fall, a-peddlin' goods, with his pack on his
- back; and his name was Jehiel Lommedieu. Nobody rightly knew where he come
- from. He wasn't much of a talker; but the women rather liked him, and kind
- o' liked to have him round. Women will like some fellows, when men can't
- see no sort o' reason why they should; and they liked this'ere Lommedieu,
- though he was kind o' mournful and thin and shad-bellied, and hadn't
- nothin' to say for himself. But it got to be so, that the women would
- count and calculate so many weeks afore 'twas time for Lommedieu to be
- along; and they'd make up ginger-snaps and preserves and pies, and make
- him stay to tea at the houses, and feed him up on the best there was: and
- the story went round, that he was a-courtin' Phebe Ann Parker, or Phebe
- Ann was a-courtin' him,&mdash;folks didn't rightly know which. Wal, all of
- a sudden, Lommedieu stopped comin' round; and nobody knew why,&mdash;only
- jest he didn't come. It turned out that Phebe Ann Parker had got a letter
- from him, sayin' he'd be along afore Thanksgiving; but he didn't come,
- neither afore nor at Thanksgiving time, nor arter, nor next spring: and
- finally the women they gin up lookin' for him. Some said he was dead; some
- said he was gone to Canada; and some said he hed gone over to the Old
- Country.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, as to Phebe Ann, she acted like a gal o' sense, and married 'Bijah
- Moss, and thought no more 'bout it. She took the right view on't, and said
- she was sartin that all things was ordered out for the best; and it was
- jest as well folks couldn't always have their own way. And so, in time,
- Lommedieu was gone out o' folks's minds, much as a last year's
- apple-blossom.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It's relly affectin' to think how little these'ere folks is missed that's
- so much sot by. There ain't nobody, ef they's ever so important, but what
- the world gets to goin' on without 'em, pretty much as it did with 'em,
- though there's some little flurry at fust. Wal, the last thing that was in
- anybody's mind was, that they ever should hear from Lommedieu agin. But
- there ain't nothin' but what has its time o' turnin' up; and it seems his
- turn was to come.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, ye see, 'twas the 19th o' March, when Cap'n Eb Sawin started with a
- team for Boston. That day, there come on about the biggest snow-storm that
- there'd been in them parts sence the oldest man could remember.'Twas
- this'ere fine, siftin' snow, that drives in your face like needles, with a
- wind to cut your nose off: it made teamin' pretty tedious work. Cap'n Eb
- was about the toughest man in them parts. He'd spent days in the woods
- a-loggin', and he'd been up to the deestrict o' Maine a-lumberin', and was
- about up to any sort o' thing a man gen'ally could be up to; but these'ere
- March winds sometimes does set on a fellow so, that neither natur' nor
- grace can stan' 'em. The cap'n used to say, he could stan' any wind that
- blew one way 't time for five minutes; but come to winds that blew all
- four p'ints at the same minit,&mdash;why, they flustered him.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, that was the sort o' weather it was all day: and by sundown Cap'n Eb
- he got clean bewildered, so that he lost his road; and, when night came
- on, he didn't know nothin' where he was. Ye see the country was all under
- drift, and the air so thick with snow, that he couldn't see a foot afore
- him; and the fact was, he got off the Boston road without knowin' it, and
- came out at a pair o' bars nigh upon Sherburn, where old Cack Sparrock's
- mill is.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Your gran'ther used to know old Cack, boys. He was a drefful drinkin' old
- crittur, that lived there all alone in the woods by himself a-tendin' saw
- and grist mill. He wa'n't allers jest what he was then. Time was that Cack
- was a pretty consid'ably likely young man, and his wife was a very
- respectable woman,&mdash;Deacon Amos Petengall's dater from Sherburn.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;But ye see, the year arter his wife died, Cack he gin up goin' to meetin'
- Sundays, and, all the tithing-men and selectmen could do, they couldn't
- get him out to meetin'; and, when a man neglects means o' grace and
- sanctuary privileges, there ain't no sayin' <i>what</i> he 'll do next.
- Why, boys, jist think on't!&mdash;an immortal crittur lyin' round loose
- all day Sunday, and not puttin' on so much as a clean shirt, when all
- 'spectable folks has on their best close, and is to meetin' worshippin'
- the Lord! What can you spect to come of it, when he lies idlin' round in
- his old week-day close, fishing, or some sich, but what the Devil should
- be arter him at last, as he was arter old Cack?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Here Sam winked impressively to my grandfather in the opposite corner, to
- call his attention to the moral which he was interweaving with his
- narrative.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, ye see, Cap'n Eb he told me, that when he come to them bars and
- looked up, and saw the dark a-comin' down, and the storm a-thickenin' up,
- he felt that things was gettin' pretty consid'able serious. There was a
- dark piece o' woods on ahead of him inside the bars; and he knew, come to
- get in there, the light would give out clean. So he jest thought he'd take
- the hoss out o' the team, and go ahead a little, and see where he was. So
- he driv his oxen up ag'in the fence, and took out the hoss, and got on
- him, and pushed along through the woods, not rightly knowin' where he was
- goin'.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, afore long he see a light through the trees; and, sure enough, he
- come out to Cack Sparrock's old mill.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It was a pretty consid'able gloomy sort of a place, that are old mill
- was. There was a great fall of water that come rushin' down the rocks, and
- fell in a deep pool; and it sounded sort o' wild and lonesome: but Cap'n
- Eb he knocked on the door with his whip-handle, and got in.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;There, to be sure, sot old Cack beside a great blazin' fire, with his
- rum-jug at his elbow. He was a drefful fellow to drink, Cack was! For all
- that, there was some good in him, for he was pleasant-spoken and 'bliging;
- and he made the cap'n welcome.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Ye see, Cack,' said Cap'n Eb, 'I'm off my road, and got snowed up down
- by your bars,' says he.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Want ter know!' says Cack. 'Calculate you 'll jest have to camp down
- here till mornin',' says he.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, so old Cack he got out his tin lantern, and went with Cap'n Eb back
- to the bars to help him fetch along his critturs. He told him he could put
- 'em under the mill-shed. So they got the critturs up to the shed, and got
- the cart under; and by that time the storm was awful.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;But Cack he made a great roarin' fire, 'cause, ye see, Cack allers had
- slab-wood a plenty from his mill; and a roarin' fire is jest so much
- company. It sort o' keeps a fellow's spirits up, a good fire does. So Cack
- he sot on his old teakettle, and made a swingeing lot o' toddy; and he and
- Cap'n Eb were havin' a tol'able comfortable time there. Cack was a pretty
- good hand to tell stories; and Cap'n Eb warn't no way backward in that
- line, and kep' up his end pretty well: and pretty soon they was a-roarin'
- and haw-hawin' inside about as loud as the storm outside; when all of a
- sudden, 'bout midnight, there come a loud rap on the door.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Lordy massy! what's that?' says Cack. Folks is rather startled allers to
- be checked up sudden when they are a-carryin' on and laughin'; and it was
- such an awful blowy night, it was a little scary to have a rap on the
- door.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, they waited a minit, and didn't hear nothin' but the wind
- a-screechin' round the chimbley; and old Cack was jest goin' on with his
- story, when the rap come ag'in, harder'n ever, as if it'd shook the door
- open.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Wal,' says old Cack, 'if 'tis the Devil, we'd jest as good's open, and
- have it out with him to onst,' says he; and so he got up and opened the
- door, and, sure enough, there was old Ketury there. Expect you've heard
- your grandma tell about old Ketury. She used to come to meetin's
- sometimes, and her husband was one o' the prayin' Indians; but Ketury was
- one of the rael wild sort, and you couldn't no more convert <i>her</i>
- than you could convert a wild-cat or a painter [panther]. Lordy massy!
- Ketury used to come to meetin', and sit there on them Indian benches; and
- when the second bell was a-tollin', and when Parson Lothrop and his wife
- was comin' up the broad aisle, and everybody in the house ris' up and
- stood, Ketury would sit there, and look at 'em out o' the corner o' her
- eyes; and folks used to say she rattled them necklaces o' rattlesnakes'
- tails and wild-cat teeth, and sich like heathen trumpery, and looked for
- all the world as if the spirit of the old Sarpent himself was in her. I've
- seen her sit and look at Lady Lothrop out o' the corner o' her eyes; and
- her old brown baggy neck would kind o' twist and work; and her eyes they
- looked so, that 'twas enough to scare a body. For all the world, she
- looked jest as if she was a-workin' up to spring at her. Lady Lothrop was
- jest as kind to Ketury as she always was to every poor crittur. She'd bow
- and smile as gracious to her when meetin' was over, and she come down the
- aisle, passin' out o, meetin'; but Ketury never took no notice. Ye see,
- Ketury's father was one o' them great powwows down to Martha's Vineyard;
- and people used to say she was set apart, when she was a child, to the
- sarvice o' the Devil: any way, she never could be made nothin' of in a
- Christian way. She come down to Parson Lothrop's study once or twice to be
- catechised; but he couldn't get a word out o' her, and she kind o' seemed
- to sit scornful while he was a-talkin'. Folks said, if it was in old
- times, Ketury wouldn't have been allowed to go on so; but Parson Lothrop's
- so sort o' mild, he let her take pretty much her own way. Everybody
- thought that Ketury was a witch: at least, she knew consid'able more'n she
- ought to know, and so they was kind o' 'fraid on her. Cap'n Eb says he
- never see a fellow seem scareder than Cack did when he see Ketury
- a-standin' there.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Why, ye see, boys, she was as withered and wrinkled and brown as an old
- frosted punkin-vine; and her little snaky eyes sparkled and snapped, and
- it made yer head kind o' dizzy to look at 'em; and folks used to say that
- anybody that Ketury got mad at was sure to get the worst of it fust or
- last. And so, no matter what day or hour Ketury had a mind to rap at
- anybody's door, folks gen 'lly thought it was best to let her in; but
- then, they never thought her coming was for any good, for she was just
- like the wind,&mdash;she came when the fit was on her, she staid jest so
- long as it pleased her, and went when she got ready, and not before.
- Ketury understood English, and could talk it well enough, but always
- seemed to scorn it, and was allers mowin' and mutterin' to herself in
- Indian, and winkin' and blinkin' as if she saw more folks round than you
- did, so that she wa'n't no way pleasant company; and yet everybody took
- good care to be polite to her.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;So old Cack asked her to come in, and didn't make no question where she
- come from, or what she come on; but he knew it was twelve good miles from
- where she lived to his hut, and the snow was drifted above her middle: and
- Cap'n Eb declared that there wa'n't no track, nor sign o' a track, of
- anybody's coming through that snow next morning.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;How did she get there, then?&rdquo; said I.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Didn't ye never see brown leaves a-ridin' on the wind? Well,' Cap'n Eb he
- says, 'she came on the wind,' and I'm sure it was strong enough to fetch
- her. But Cack he got her down into the warm corner, and he poured her out
- a mug o' hot toddy, and give her: but ye see her bein' there sort o'
- stopped the conversation; for she sot there a-rockin' back'ards and
- for'ards, a-sippin her toddy, and a-mutterin', and lookin' up chimbley.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Cap'n Eb says in all his born days he never hearn such screeches and
- yells as the wind give over that chimbley; and old Cack got so frightened,
- you could fairly hear his teeth chatter.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;But Cap'n Eb he was a putty brave man, and he wa'n't goin' to have
- conversation stopped by no woman, witch or no witch; and so, when he see
- her mutterin', and lookin' up chimbley, he spoke up, and says he, 'Well,
- Ketury, what do you see?' says he. 'Come, out with it; don't keep it to
- yourself.' Ye see Cap'n Eb was a hearty fellow, and then he was a leetle
- warmed up with the toddy.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Then he said he see an evil kind o' smile on Ketury's face, and she
- rattled her necklace o' bones and snakes' tails; and her eyes seemed to
- snap; and she looked up the chimbley, and called out, 'Come down, come
- down! let's see who ye be.'
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Then there was a scratchin' and a rumblin' and a groan; and a pair of
- feet come down the chimbley, and stood right in the middle of the haarth,
- the toes pi'ntin' out'rds, with shoes and silver buckles a-shinin' in the
- firelight. Cap'n Eb says he never come so near bein' scared in his life;
- and, as to old Cack, he jest wilted right down in his chair.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Then old Ketury got up, and reached her stick up chimbley, and called out
- louder, 'Come down, come down! let's see who ye be.' And, sure enough,
- down came a pair o' legs, and j'ined right on to the feet: good fair legs
- they was, with ribbed stockings and leather breeches.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Wal, we're in for it now,' says Cap'n Eb. 'Go it, Ketury, and let's have
- the rest on him.'
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Ketury didn't seem to mind him: she stood there as stiff as a stake, and
- kep' callin' out, 'Come down, come down! let's see who ye be.' And then
- come down the body of a man with a brown coat and yellow vest, and j'ined
- right on to the legs; but there wa'n't no arms to it. Then Ketury shook
- her stick up chimbley, and called, '<i>Come down, come down!</i>' And
- there came down a pair o' arms, and went on each side o' the body; and
- there stood a man all finished, only there wa'n't no head on him.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Wal, Ketury,' says Cap'n Eb, 'this 'ere's getting serious. I 'spec' you
- must finish him up, and let's see what he wants of us.'
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Then Ketury called out once more, louder'n ever, 'Come down, come down!
- let's see who ye be.' And, sure enough, down comes a man's head, and
- settled on the shoulders straight enough; and Cap'n Eb, the minit he sot
- eyes on him, knew he was Jehiel Lommedieu.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br /><a name="linkimage-0003" id="linkimage-0003"> </a>
- </p>
- <div class="fig" style="width:65%;">
- <img src="images/0035.jpg" alt="0035m " width="100%" /><br />
- </div>
- <h5>
- <a href="images/0035.jpg"><img src="images/enlarge.jpg" alt="" /> </a>
- </h5>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Old Cack knew him too; and he fell flat on his face, and prayed the Lord
- to have mercy on his soul: but Cap'n Eb he was for gettin' to the bottom
- of matters, and not have his scare for nothin'; so he says to him, 'What
- do you want, now you hev come?'
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;The man he didn't speak; he only sort o' moaned, and p'inted to the
- chimbley. He seemed to try to speak, but couldn't; for ye see it isn't
- often that his sort o' folks is permitted to speak: but just then there
- came a screechin' blast o' wind, and blowed the door open, and blowed the
- smoke and fire all out into the room, and there seemed to be a whirlwind
- and darkness and moans and screeches; and, when it all cleared up, Ketury
- and the man was both gone, and only old Cack lay on the ground, rolling
- and moaning as if he'd die.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, Cap'n Eb he picked him up, and built up the fire, and sort o'
- comforted him up, 'cause the crittur was in distress o' mind that was
- drefful. The awful Providence, ye see, had awakened him, and his sin had
- been set home to his soul; and he was under such conviction, that it all
- had to come out,&mdash;how old Cack's father had murdered poor Lommedieu
- for his money, and Cack had been privy to it, and helped his father build
- the body up in that very chimbley; and he said that he hadn't had neither
- peace nor rest since then, and that was what had driv' him away from
- ordinances; for ye know sinnin' will always make a man leave prayin'. Wal,
- Cack didn't live but a day or two. Cap'n Eb he got the minister o'
- Sherburn and one o' the selectmen down to see him; and they took his
- deposition. He seemed railly quite penitent; and Parson Carryl he prayed
- with him, and was faithful in settin' home the providence to his soul: and
- so, at the eleventh hour, poor old Cack might have got in; at least it
- looks a leetle like it. He was distressed to think he couldn't live to be
- hung. He sort o' seemed to think, that if he was fairly tried, and hung,
- it would make it all square. He made Parson Carryl promise to have the old
- mill pulled down, and bury the body; and, after he was dead, they did it.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Cap'n Eb he was one of a party o' eight that pulled down the chimbley;
- and there, sure enough, was the skeleton of poor Lommedieu.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;So there you see, boys, there can't be no iniquity so hid but what it 'll
- come out. The wild Indians of the forest, and the stormy winds and
- tempests, j'ined together to bring out this'ere.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;For my part,&rdquo; said Aunt Lois sharply, &ldquo;I never believed that story.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Why, Lois,&rdquo; said my grandmother, &ldquo;Cap'n Eb Sawin was a regular
- church-member, and a most respectable man.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Law, mother! I don't doubt he thought so. I suppose he and Cack got
- drinking toddy together, till he got asleep, and dreamed it. I wouldn't
- believe such a thing if it did happen right before my face and eyes. I
- should only think I was crazy, that's all.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Come, Lois, if I was you, I wouldn't talk so like a Sadducee,&rdquo; said my
- grandmother. &ldquo;What would become of all the accounts in Dr. Cotton Mather's
- 'Magnilly' if folks were like you?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal,&rdquo; said Sam Lawson, drooping contemplatively over the coals, and
- gazing into the fire, &ldquo;there's a putty consid'able sight o' things in this
- world that's true; and then ag'in there's a sight o' things that ain't
- true. Now, my old gran'ther used to say, 'Boys, says he, 'if ye want to
- lead a pleasant and prosperous life, ye must contrive allers to keep jest
- the <i>happy medium</i> between truth and falsehood.' Now, that are's my
- doctrine.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Aunt Lois knit severely.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Boys,&rdquo; said Sam, &ldquo;don't you want ter go down with me and get a mug o'
- cider?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Of course we did, and took down a basket to bring up some apples to roast.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Boys,&rdquo; says Sam mysteriously, while he was drawing the cider, &ldquo;you jest
- ask your Aunt Lois to tell you what she knows 'bout Ruth Sullivan.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Why, what is it?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh! you must ask <i>her</i>. These 'ere folks that's so kind o' toppin'
- about sperits and sich, come sift 'em down, you gen 'lly find they knows
- one story that kind o' puzzles 'em. Now you mind, and jist ask your Aunt
- Lois about Ruth Sullivan.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br /><a name="linkimage-0004" id="linkimage-0004"> </a>
- </p>
- <div class="fig" style="width:20%;">
- <img src="images/5040.jpg" alt="5040 " width="100%" /><br /><a
- href="images/5040.jpg"><img src="images/enlarge.jpg" alt="" /> </a>
- </div>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
- <a name="link2H_4_0003" id="link2H_4_0003"> </a>
- </p>
- <div style="height: 4em;">
- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- THE SULLIVAN LOOKING-GLASS
- </h2>
- <p>
- <br /><br /><a name="linkimage-0005" id="linkimage-0005"> </a>
- </p>
- <div class="figleft" style="width:20%;">
- <img src="images/9041.jpg" alt="9041 " width="100%" /><br /><a
- href="images/9041.jpg"><img src="images/enlarge.jpg" alt="" /> </a>
- </div>
- <p>
- UNT LOIS,&rdquo; said I, &ldquo;what was that story about Ruth Sullivan?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Aunt Lois's quick black eyes gave a surprised flash; and she and my
- grandmother looked at each other a minute significantly.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Who told you any thing about Ruth Sullivan,&rdquo; she said sharply.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Nobody. Somebody said <i>you</i> knew something about her,&rdquo; said I.
- </p>
- <p>
- I was holding a skein of yarn for Aunt Lois; and she went on winding in
- silence, putting the ball through loops and tangled places.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Little boys shouldn't ask questions,&rdquo; she concluded at last
- sententiously. &ldquo;Little boys that ask too many questions get sent to bed.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- I knew that of old, and rather wondered at my own hardihood.
- </p>
- <p>
- Aunt Lois wound on in silence; but, looking in her face, I could see
- plainly that I had started an exciting topic.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I should think,&rdquo; pursued my grandmother in her corner, &ldquo;that Ruth's case
- might show you, Lois, that a good many things may happen,&mdash;more than
- you believe.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh, well, mother! Ruth's was a strange case; but I suppose there are ways
- of accounting for it.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You believed Ruth, didn't you?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh, certainly, I believed Ruth! Why shouldn't I? Ruth was one of my best
- friends, and as true a girl as lives: there wasn't any nonsense about
- Ruth. She was one of the sort,&rdquo; said Aunt Lois reflectively, &ldquo;that I'd as
- soon trust as myself: when she said a thing was so and so, I knew it was
- so.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Then, if you think Ruth's story was true,&rdquo; pursued my grandmother,
- &ldquo;what's the reason you are always cavilling at things just 'cause you
- can't understand how they came to be so?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Aunt Lois set her lips firmly, and wound with grim resolve. She was the
- very impersonation of that obstinate rationalism that grew up at the
- New-England fireside, close alongside of the most undoubting faith in the
- supernatural.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I don't believe such things,&rdquo; at last she snapped out, &ldquo;and I don't
- disbelieve them. I just let 'em alone. What do I know about 'em? Ruth
- tells me a story; and I believe her. I know what she saw beforehand, came
- true in a most remarkable way. Well, I'm sure I've no objection. One thing
- may be true, or another, for all me; but, just because I believe Ruth
- Sullivan, I'm not going to believe, right and left, all the stories in
- Cotton Mather, and all that anybody can hawk up to tell. Not I.&rdquo; This
- whole conversation made me all the more curious to get at the story thus
- dimly indicated; and so we beset Sam for information.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;So your Aunt Lois wouldn't tell ye nothin',&rdquo; said Sam. &ldquo;Wanter know,
- neow! sho!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;No: she said we must go to bed if we asked her.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;That 'are's a way folks has; but, ye see, boys,&rdquo; said Sam, while a droll
- confidential expression crossed the lack-lustre dolefulness of his visage,
- &ldquo;ye see, I put ye up to it, 'cause Miss Lois is so large and commandin' in
- her ways, and so kind o' up and down in all her doin's, that I like once
- and a while to sort o' gravel her; and I knowed enough to know that that
- 'are question would git her in a tight place.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Ye see, yer Aunt Lois was knowin' to all this 'ere about Ruth, so there
- wer'n't no gettin' away from it; and it's about as remarkable a providence
- as any o' them of Mister Cotton Marther's 'Magnilly.' So if you 'll come
- up in the barn-chamber this arternoon, where I've got a lot o' flax to
- hatchel out, I 'll tell ye all about it.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- So that afternoon beheld Sam arranged at full length on a pile of top-tow
- in the barn-chamber, hatchelling by proxy by putting Harry and myself to
- the service.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, now, boys, it's kind o' refreshing to see how wal ye take hold,&rdquo; he
- observed. &ldquo;Nothin' like bein' industrious while ye'r young: gret sight
- better now than loafin off, down in them medders.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br />
- </p>
- <p class="indent15">
- &ldquo;'In books and work and useful play
- </p>
- <p class="indent20">
- Let my fust years be past:
- </p>
- <p class="indent15">
- So shall I give for every day
- </p>
- <p class="indent20">
- Some good account at last.'&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;But, Sam, if we work for you, you must tell us that story about Ruth
- Sullivan.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Lordy massy! yis,&mdash;course I will. I've had the best kind o' chances
- of knowin' all about that 'are. Wal, you see there was old Gineral
- Sullivan, he lived in state and grande'r in the old Sullivan house out to
- Roxberry. I been to Roxberry, and seen that 'are house o' Gineral
- Sullivan's. There was one time that I was a consid'able spell lookin'
- round in Roxberry, a kind o' seein' how things wuz there, and whether or
- no there mightn't be some sort o' providential openin' or suthin'. I used
- to stay with Aunt Polly Ginger. She was sister to Mehitable Ginger,
- Gineral Sullivan's housekeeper, and hed the in and out o' the Sullivan
- house, and kind o' kept the run o' how things went and came in it. Polly
- she was a kind o' cousin o' my mother's, and allers glad to see me. Fact
- was, I was putty handy round house; and she used to save up her broken
- things and sich till I come round in the fall; and then I'd mend 'em up,
- and put the clock right, and split her up a lot o' kindlings, and board up
- the cellar-windows, and kind o' make her sort o' comfortable,&mdash;she
- bein' a lone body, and no man round. As I said, it was sort o' convenient
- to hev me; and so I jest got the run o' things in the Sullivan house
- pretty much as ef I was one on 'em. Gineral Sullivan he kept a grand
- house, I tell you. You see, he cum from the old country, and felt sort o'
- lordly and grand; and they used to hev the gretest kind o' doin's there to
- the Sullivan house. Ye ought ter a seen that 'are house,&mdash;gret big
- front hall and gret wide stairs; none o' your steep kind that breaks a
- feller's neck to get up and down, but gret broad stairs with easy risers,
- so they used to say you could a cantered a pony up that 'are stairway easy
- as not. Then there was gret wide rooms, and sofys, and curtains, and gret
- curtained bedsteads that looked sort o' like fortifications, and pictur's
- that was got in Italy and Rome and all them 'are heathen places. Ye see,
- the Gineral was a drefful worldly old critter, and was all for the pomps
- and the vanities. Lordy massy! I wonder what the poor old critter thinks
- about it all now, when his body's all gone to dust and ashes in the
- graveyard, and his soul's gone to 'tarnity! Wal, that are ain't none o' my
- business; only it shows the vanity o' riches in a kind o' strikin' light,
- and makes me content that I never hed none.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;But, Sam, I hope General Sullivan wasn't a wicked man, <i>was</i> he?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, I wouldn't say he was railly wickeder than the run; but he was one
- o' these 'ere high-stepping, big-feeling fellers, that seem to be a hevin'
- their portion in this life. Drefful proud he was; and he was pretty much
- sot on this world, and kep' a sort o' court goin' on round him. Wal, I
- don't jedge him nor nobody: folks that hes the world is apt to get sot on
- it. Don't none on us do more than middlin' well.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;But, Sam, what about Ruth Sullivan?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Ruth?&mdash;Oh, yis!&mdash;Ruth&mdash;.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, ye see, the only crook in the old Gineral's lot was he didn't hev no
- children. Mis' Sullivan, she was a beautiful woman, as handsome as a
- pictur'; but she never had but one child; and he was a son who died when
- he was a baby, and about broke her heart. And then this 'ere Ruth was her
- sister's child, that was born about the same time; and, when the boy died,
- they took Ruth home to sort o' fill his place, and kind o' comfort up Mis'
- Sullivan. And then Ruth's father and mother died; and they adopted her for
- their own, and brought her up.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, she grew up to be amazin' handsome. Why, everybody said that she was
- jest the light and glory of that 'are old Sullivan place, and worth more'n
- all the pictur's and the silver and the jewels, and all there was in the
- house; and she was jest so innercent and sweet, that you never see nothing
- to beat it. Wal, your Aunt Lois she got acquainted with Ruth one summer
- when she was up to Old Town a visitin' at Parson Lothrop's. Your Aunt Lois
- was a gal then, and a pretty good-lookin' one too; and, somehow or other,
- she took to Ruth, and Ruth took to her. And when Ruth went home, they used
- to be a writin' backwards and forads; and I guess the fact was, Ruth
- thought about as much of your Aunt Lois as she did o' anybody. Ye see,
- your aunt was a kind o' strong up-and-down woman that always knew certain
- jest what she did know; and Ruth, she was one o' them gals that seems sort
- o' like a stray lamb or a dove that's sort o' lost their way in the world,
- and wants some one to show 'em where to go next. For, ye see, the fact
- was, the old Gineral and Madam, they didn't agree very well. He wa'n't
- well pleased that she didn't have no children; and she was sort o' jealous
- o' him 'cause she got hold o' some sort of story about how he was to a
- married somebody else over there in England: so she got sort o' riled up,
- jest as wimmen will, the best on 'em; and they was pretty apt to have
- spats, and one could give t'other as good as they sent; and, by all
- accounts, they fit putty lively sometimes. And, between the two, Ruth she
- was sort o' scared, and fluttered like a dove that didn't know jest where
- to settle. Ye see, there she was in that 'are great wide house, where they
- was a feastin' and a prancin' and a dancin', and a goin' on like
- Ahashuerus and Herodias and all them old Scriptur' days. There was a
- comin' and goin,' and there was gret dinners and gret doin's, but no love;
- and, you know, the Scriptur' says, 'Better is a dinner o' yarbs, where
- love is, than a stalled ox, and hatred therewith.'
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, I don't orter say <i>hatred</i>, arter all. I kind o reckon, the old
- Gineral did the best he could: the fact is, when a woman gits a kink in
- her head agin a man, the best on us don't allers do jest the right thing.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Any way, Ruth, she was sort o' forlorn, and didn't seem to take no
- comfort in the goin's on. The Gineral he was mighty fond on her, and proud
- on her; and there wa'n't nothin' too good for Ruth. He was free-handed,
- the Gineral wuz. He dressed her up in silks and satins, and she hed a maid
- to wait on her, and she hed sets o' pearl and dimond; and Madam Sullivan
- she thought all the world on her, and kind o' worshipped the ground she
- trod on. And yet Ruth was sort o' lonesome.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Ye see, Ruth wa'n't calculated for grande'r. Some folks ain't.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Why, that 'are summer she spent out to Old Town, she was jest as chirk
- and chipper as a wren, a wearin' her little sun-bunnet, and goin' a
- huckle-berryin' and a black-berryin' and diggin' sweet-flag, and gettin
- cowslops and dandelions; and she hed a word for everybody. And everybody
- liked Ruth, and wished her well. Wal, she was sent for her health; and she
- got that, and more too: she got a sweetheart.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Ye see, there was a Cap'n Oliver a visitin' at the minister's that
- summer,&mdash;a nice, handsome young man as ever was. He and Ruth and your
- Aunt Lois, they was together a good deal; and they was a ramblin' and a
- ridin' and a sailin': and so Ruth and the Capting went the way o' all the
- airth, and fell dead in love with each other. Your Aunt Lois she was
- knowing to it and all about it, 'cause Ruth she was jest one of them that
- couldn't take a step without somebody to talk to.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Captain Oliver was of a good family in England; and so, when he made bold
- to ask the old Gineral for Ruth, he didn't say him nay: and it was agreed,
- as they was young, they should wait a year or two. If he and she was of
- the same mind, he should be free to marry her. Jest right on that, the
- Captain's regiment was ordered home, and he had to go; and, the next they
- heard, it was sent off to India. And poor little Ruth she kind o' drooped
- and pined; but she kept true, and wouldn't have nothin' to say to nobody
- that came arter her, for there was lots and cords o' fellows as did come
- arter her. Ye see, Ruth had a takin' way with her; and then she had the
- name of bein' a great heiress, and that allers draws fellers, as molasses
- does flies.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, then the news came, that Captain Oliver was comin' home to England,
- and the ship was took by the Algerenes, and he was gone into slavery there
- among them heathen Mahomedans and what not.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Folks seemed to think it was all over with him, and Ruth might jest as
- well give up fust as last. And the old Gineral he'd come to think she
- might do better; and he kep' a introducin' one and another, and tryin' to
- marry her off; but Ruth she wouldn't. She used to write sheets and sheets
- to your Aunt Lois about it; and I think Aunt Lois she kep' her grit up.
- Your Aunt Lois she'd a stuck by a man to the end o' time ef't ben her
- case; and so she told Ruth.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, then there was young Jeff Sullivan, the Gineral's nephew, he turned
- up; and the Gineral he took a gret fancy to him. He was next heir to the
- Gineral; but he'd ben a pretty rackety youngster in his young days,&mdash;off
- to sea, and what not, and sowed a consid'able crop o' wild oats. People
- said he'd been a pirating off there in South Ameriky. Lordy massy! nobody
- rightly knew where he hed ben or where he hadn't: all was, he turned up at
- last all alive, and chipper as a skunk blackbird. Wal, of course he made
- his court to Ruth; and the Gineral, he rather backed him up in it; but
- Ruth she wouldn't have nothin' to say to him. Wal, he come and took up his
- lodgin' at the Gineral's; and he was jest as slippery as an eel, and sort
- o' slid into every thing, that was a goin' on in the house and about it.
- He was here, and he was there, and he was everywhere, and a havin' his say
- about this and that; and he got everybody putty much under his thumb. And
- they used to say, he wound the Gineral round and round like a skein o'
- yarn; but he couldn't come it round Ruth.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, the Gineral said she shouldn't be forced; and Jeff, he was smooth as
- satin, and said he'd be willing to wait as long as Jacob did for Rachel.
- And so there he sot down, a watchin' as patient as a cat at a
- mousehole; 'cause the Gineral he was thick-set and shortnecked, and drank
- pretty free, and was one o' the sort that might pop off any time.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, Mis' Sullivan, she beset the Gineral to make a provision for
- Ruth; 'cause she told him very sensible, that he'd brought her up in
- luxury, and that it wa'n't fair not to settle somethin' on her; and so the
- Gineral he said he'd make a will, and part the property equally between
- them. And he says to Jeff, that, if he played his part as a young fellow
- oughter know how, it would all come to him in the end; 'cause they hadn't
- heard nothing from Captain Oliver for three or four years, and folks about
- settled it that he must, be dead.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, the Gineral he got a letter about an estate that had come to him in
- England; and he had to go over. Wal, livin' on the next estate, was the
- very cousin of the Gineral's that he was to a married when they was both
- young: the lands joined so that the grounds run together. What came
- between them two nobody knows; but she never married, and there she was.
- There was high words between the Gineral and Madam Sullivan about his
- goin' over. She said there wa'n't no sort o' need on't, and he said there
- was; and she said she hoped <i>she</i> should be in her grave afore he
- come back; and he said she might suit herself about that for all him. That
- 'are was the story that the housekeeper told to Aunt Polly; and Aunt Polly
- she told me. These 'ere squabbles somehow allers does kind o' leak out one
- way or t'other. Anyhow, it was a house divided agin itself at the
- Gineral's, when he was a fixin' out for the voyage. There was Ruth a goin'
- fust to one, and then to t'other, and tryin' all she could to keep peace
- beteen 'em; and there was this 'ere Master Slick Tongue talkin' this way
- to one side, and that way to t'other, and the old Gineral kind o' like a
- shuttle-cock atween 'em.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, then, the night afore he sailed, the Gineral he hed his lawyer up in
- his library there, a lookin' over all his papers and bonds and things, and
- a witnessing his will; and Master Jeff was there, as lively as a cricket,
- a goin' into all affairs, and offerin' to take precious good care while he
- was gone; and the Gineral he had his papers and letters out, a sortin' on
- 'em over, which was to be took to the old country, and which was to be put
- in a trunk to go back to Lawyer Dennis's office.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, Abner Ginger, Polly's boy, he that was footman and waiter then at
- the Gineral's, he told me, that, about eight o'clock that evening he went
- up with hot water and lemons and sperits and sich, and he see the gret
- green table in the library all strewed and covered with piles o' papers;
- and there was tin boxes a standin' round; and the Gineral a packin' a
- trunk, and young Master Jeff, as lively and helpful as a rat that smells
- cheese. And then the Gineral he says, 'Abner,' says he, 'can you write
- your name?'&mdash;'I should hope so, Gineral.' says Abner.&mdash;'Wal,
- then, Abner,' says he, 'this is my last will; and I want you to witness
- it,' and so Abner he put down his name opposite to a place with a wafer
- and a seal; and then the Gineral, he says, 'Abner, you tell Ginger to come
- here.' That, you see, was his housekeeper, my Aunt Polly's sister, and a
- likely woman as ever was. And so they had her up, and she put down her
- name to the will; and then Aunt Polly she was had up (she was drinking tea
- there that night), and she put down her name. And all of 'em did it with
- good heart, 'cause it had got about among 'em that the will was to provide
- for Miss Ruth; for everybody loved Ruth, ye see, and there was consid'ble
- many stories kind o' goin' the rounds about Master Jeff and his doin's.
- And they did say he sort o' kep' up the strife atween the Gineral and my
- lady, and so they didn't think none too well o' him; and, as he was next
- o' kin, and Miss Ruth wa'n't none o' the Gineral's blood (ye see, she was
- Mis' Sullivan's sister's child), of course there wouldn't nothin' go to
- Miss Ruth in way o' law, and so that was why the signin' o' that 'are will
- was so much talked about among 'em.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, you see, the Gineral he sailed the next day; and Jeff he staid by to
- keep watch o' things.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, the old Gineral he got over safe; for Miss Sullivan, she had a
- letter from him all right. When he got away, his conscience sort o' nagged
- him, and he was minded to be a good husband. At any rate, he wrote a good
- loving letter to her, and sent his love to Ruth, and sent over lots o'
- little keepsakes and things for her, and told her that he left her under
- good protection, and wanted her to try and make up her mind to marry Jeff,
- as that would keep the property together.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, now there couldn't be no sort o' sugar sweeter than Jeff was to them
- lone wimmen. Jeff was one o' the sort that could be all things to all
- wimmen. He waited and he tended, and he was as humble as any snake in the
- grass that ever ye see and the old lady, she clean fell in with him, but
- Ruth, she seemed to have a regular spite agin him. And she that war as
- gentle as a lamb, that never had so much as a hard thought of a mortal
- critter, and wouldn't tread on a worm, she was so set agin Jeff, that she
- wouldn't so much as touch his hand when she got out o' her kerridge.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, now comes the strange part o' my story: Ruth was one o' the kind
- that <i>hes the gift o' seein'. She was born with a veil over her face!</i>&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- This mysterious piece of physiological information about Ruth was given
- with a look and air that announced something very profound and awful; and
- we both took up the inquiry, &ldquo;Born with a veil over her face? How should
- <i>that</i> make her see?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, boys, how should I know? But the fact <i>is so</i>. There's those as
- is wal known as lies the gift o' seein' what others can't see: they can
- see through walls and houses; they can see people's hearts; they can see
- what's to come. They don't know nothin' how 'tis, but this 'ere knowledge
- comes to 'em: it's a gret gift; and that sort's born with the veil over
- their faces. Ruth was o' these 'ere. Old Granny Badger she was the
- knowingest old nuss in all these parts; and she was with Ruth's mother
- when she was born, and she told Lady Lothrop all about it. Says she, 'You
- may depend upon it that child 'll have the &ldquo;<i>second-sight</i>,&rdquo;' says
- she. Oh, that 'are fact was wal known! Wal, that was the reason why Jeff
- Sullivan couldn't come it round Ruth tho' he was silkier than a
- milkweed-pod, and jest about as patient as a spider in his hole a watchin'
- to got his grip on a fly. Ruth wouldn't argue with him, and she wouldn't
- flout him; but she jest shut herself up in herself, and kept a lookout on
- him; but she told your Aunt Lois jest what she thought about him.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, in about six months, come the news that the Gineral was dead. He
- dropped right down in his tracks, dead with apoplexy, as if he had been
- shot; and Lady Maxwell she writ a long letter to my lady and Ruth. Ye see,
- he'd got to be Sir Thomas Sullivan over there; and he was a comin' home to
- take 'em all over to England to live in grande'r. Wal, my Lady Sullivan
- (she was then, ye see) she took it drefful hard. Ef they'd a been the
- lovingest couple in the world, she couldn't a took it harder. Aunt Polly,
- she said it was all 'cause she thought so much of him, that she fit him
- so. There's women that thinks so much o' their husbands, that they won't
- let 'em hev no peace o' their life; and I expect it war so with her poor
- soul! Any way, she went right down smack when she heard he was dead. She
- was abed, sick, when the news come; and she never spoke nor smiled, jest
- turned her back to everybody, and kinder wilted and wilted, and was dead
- in a week. And there was poor little Ruth left all alone in the world,
- with neither kith nor kin but Jeff.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, when the funeral was over, and the time app'inted to read the will
- and settle up matters, there wa'n't no will to be found nowhere, high nor
- low.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Lawyer Dean he flew round like a parched pea on a shovel. He said he
- thought he could a gone in the darkest night, and put his hand on that
- 'ere will; but when he went where he thought it was, he found it warn't
- there, and he knowed he'd kep' it under lock and key. What he thought was
- the will turned out to be an old mortgage. Wal, there was an awful row and
- a to-do about it, you may be sure. Ruth, she jist said nothin' good or
- bad. And her not speakin' made Jeff a sight more uncomfortable than ef
- she'd a hed it out with him. He told her it shouldn't make no sort o'
- difference; that he should allers stand ready to give her all he hed, if
- she'd only take him with it. And when it came to that she only gin him a
- look, and went out o' the room.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Jeff he flared and flounced and talked, and went round and round a
- rumpussin' among the papers, but no will was forthcoming high or low. Wal,
- now here comes what's remarkable. Ruth she told this 'ere, all the
- particulars, to yer Aunt Lois and Lady Lothrop. She said that the night
- after the funeral she went up to her chamber. Ruth had the gret front
- chamber, opposite to Mis' Sullivan's. I've been in it; it was a monstrous
- big room, with outlandish furniture in it, that the Gineral brought over
- from an old palace out to Italy. And there was a great big lookin'-glass
- over the dressin'-table, that they said come from Venice, that swung so
- that you could see the whole room in it. Wal, she was a standin' front o'
- this, jist goin' to undress herself, a hearin' the rain drip on the leaves
- and the wind a whishin' and whisperin' in the old elm-trees, and jist a
- thinkin' over her lot, and what should she do now, all alone in the world,
- when of a sudden she felt a kind o' lightness in her head, and she thought
- she seemed to see somebody in the glass a movin'. And she looked behind,
- and there wa'n't nobody there. Then she looked forward in the glass, and
- saw a strange big room, that she'd never seen before, with a long painted
- winder in it; and along side o' this stood a tall cabinet with a good many
- drawers in it. And she saw herself, and knew that it was herself, in this
- room, along with another woman whose back was turned towards her. She saw
- herself speak to this woman, and p'int to the cabinet. She saw the woman
- nod her head. She saw herself go to the cabinet, and open the middle
- drawer, and take out a bundle o' papers from the very back end on't. She
- saw her take out a paper from the middle, and open it, and hold it up; and
- she knew that there was the missin' will. Wal, it all overcome her so that
- she fainted clean away. And her maid found her a lyin' front o' the
- dressin'-table on the floor.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;She was sick of a fever for a week or fortnight a'ter; and your Aunt Lois
- she was down takin' care of her; and, as soon as she got able to be moved,
- she was took out to Lady Lothrop's. Jeff he was jist as attentive and good
- as he could be; but she wouldn't bear him near her room. If he so much as
- set a foot on the stairs that led to it she'd know it, and got so wild
- that he hed to be kept from comin' into the front o' the house. But he was
- doin' his best to buy up good words from everybody. He paid all the
- servants double; he kept every one in their places, and did so well by 'em
- all that the gen'l word among 'em was that Miss Ruth couldn't do better
- than to marry such a nice, open-handed gentleman.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, Lady Lothrop she wrote to Lady Maxwell all that hed happened; and
- Lady Maxwell, she sent over for Ruth to come over and be a companion for
- her, and said she'd adopt her, and be as a mother to her.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, then Ruth she went over with some gentlefolks that was goin' back to
- England, and offered to see her safe and sound; and so she was set down at
- Lady Maxwell's manor. It was a grand place, she said, and such as she
- never see before,&mdash;like them old gentry places in England. And Lady
- Maxwell she made much of her, and cosseted her up for the sake of what the
- old Gineral had said about her. And Ruth she told her all her story, and
- how she believed that the will was to be found somewhere, and that she
- should be led to see it yet.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;She told her, too, that she felt it in her that Cap'n Oliver wasn't dead,
- and that he'd come back yet. And Lady Maxwell she took up for her with
- might and main, and said she'd stand by her. But then, ye see, so long as
- there warn't no will to be found, there warn't nothin' to be done. Jeff
- was the next heir; and he'd got every thing, stock, and lot, and the
- estate in England into the bargain. And folks was beginnin' to think putty
- well of him, as folks allers does when a body is up in the world, and hes
- houses and lands. Lordy massy! riches allers covers a multitude o' sins.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Finally, when Ruth hed ben six months with her, one day Lady Maxwell got
- to tellin' her all about her history, and what hed ben atween her and her
- cousin, when they was young, and how they hed a quarrel and he flung off
- to Ameriky, and all them things that it don't do folks no good to remember
- when it's all over and can't be helped. But she was a lone body, and it
- seemed to do her good to talk about it.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Finally, she says to Ruth, says she, 'I 'll show you a room in this house
- you han't seen before. It was the room where we hed that quarrel,' says
- she; 'and the last I saw of him was there, till he come back to die,' says
- she.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;So she took a gret key out of her bunch; and she led Ruth along a long
- passage-way to the other end of the house, and opened on a great library.
- And the minute Ruth came in, she threw up her hands and gin a great cry.
- 'Oh!' says she, 'this is the room! and there is the window! and there is
- the cabinet I and <i>there in that middle drawer at the back end in a
- bundle of papers is the will!</i>
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;And Lady Maxwell she said, quite dazed, 'Go look,' says she. And Ruth
- went, jest as she seed herself do, and opened the drawer, and drew forth
- from the back part a yellow pile of old letters. And in the middle of
- those was the will, sure enough. Ruth drew it out, and opened it, and
- showed it to her.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, you see that will give Ruth the whole of the Gineral's property in
- America, tho' it did leave the English estate to Jeff.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, the end on't was like a story-book.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Jeff he made believe be mighty glad. And he said it must a ben that the
- Gineral hed got flustered with the sperit and water, and put that 'ere
- will in among his letters that he was a doin' up to take back to England.
- For it was in among Lady Maxwell's letters that she writ him when they was
- young, and that he'd a kep' all these years and was a takin' back to her.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, Lawyer Dean said he was sure that Jeff made himself quite busy and
- useful that night, a tyin' up the papers with red tape, and a packin' the
- Gin-eral's trunk; and that, when Jeff gin him his bundle to lock up in his
- box, he never mistrusted but what he'd got it all right.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, you see it was jest one of them things that can't be known to the
- jedgment-day. It might a ben an accident, and then agin it might not; and
- folks settled it one way or t'other, 'cordin' to their 'pinion o' Jeff;
- but ye see how 'mazin' handy for him it happened! Why, ef it hadn't ben
- for the providence I've ben a tellin' about, there it might a lain in them
- old letters, that Lady Maxwell said she never hed the heart to look over!
- it never would a turned up in the world.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well,&rdquo; said I, &ldquo;what became of Ruth?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh! Cap'n Oliver he came back all alive, and escaped from the Algerines;
- and they was married in King's Chapel, and lived in the old Sullivan
- House, in peace and prosperity. That's jest how the story was; and now
- Aunt Lois can make what she's a mind ter out on't.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;And what became of Jeff?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh! he started to go over to England, and the ship was wrecked off the
- Irish coast, and that was the last of him. He never got to his property.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Good enough for him,&rdquo; said both of us.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, I don't know: 'twas pretty hard on Jeff. Mebbe he did, and mebbe he
- didn't. I'm glad I warn't in his shoes, tho' I'd rather never hed nothin'.
- This 'ere hastin' to be rich is sich a drefful temptation.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, now, boys, ye've done a nice lot o' flax, and I guess we 'll go up
- to yer grand'ther's cellar and git a mug o' cyder. Talkin' always gits me
- dry.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
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- <h2>
- THE MINISTER'S HOUSEKEEPER
- </h2>
- <p>
- <i>Scene.&mdash;The shady side of a blueberry-pasture.&mdash;Sam Lawson
- with the boys, picking blueberries.&mdash;Sam, loq.</i>
- </p>
- <p>
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- <p>
- AL, you see, boys, 'twas just here,&mdash;Parson Carryl's wife, she died
- along in the forepart o' March: my cousin Huldy, she undertook to keep
- house for him. The way on't was, that Huldy, she went to take care o' Mis'
- Carryl in the fust on't, when she fust took sick. Huldy was a tailoress by
- trade; but then she was one o' these 'ere facultised persons that has a
- gift for most any thing, and that was how Mis' Carryl come to set sech
- store by her, that, when she was sick, nothin' would do for her but she
- must have Huldy round all the time: and the minister, he said he'd make it
- good to her all the same, and she shouldn't lose nothin' by it. And so
- Huldy, she staid with Mis' Carryl full three months afore she died, and
- got to seein' to every thing pretty much round the place.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, arter Mis' Carryl died, Parson Carryl, he'd got so kind o' used to
- hevin' on her 'round, takin' care o' things, that he wanted her to stay
- along a spell; and so Huldy, she staid along a spell, and poured out his
- tea, and mended his close, and made pies and cakes, and cooked and washed
- and ironed, and kep' every thing as neat as a pin. Huldy was a drefful
- chipper sort o' gal; and work sort o' rolled off from her like water off a
- duck's back. There warn't no gal in Sherburne that could put sich a sight
- o' work through as Huldy; and yet, Sunday mornin', she always come out in
- the singers' seat like one o' these 'ere June roses, lookin' so fresh and
- smilin', and her voice was jest as clear and sweet as a meadow lark's&mdash;Lordy
- massy! I 'member how she used to sing some o' them 'are places where the
- treble and counter used to go together: her voice kind o trembled a
- little, and it sort o' went thro' and thro' a feller! tuck him right where
- he lived!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Here Sam leaned contemplatively back with his head in a clump of sweet
- fern, and refreshed himself with a chew of young wintergreen. &ldquo;This'ere
- young wintergreen, boys, is jest like a feller's thoughts o' things that
- happened when he was young: it comes up jest so fresh and tender every
- year, the longest time you hev to live; and you can't help chawin' on't
- tho' 'tis sort o' stingin'. I don't never get over likin' young
- wintergreen.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;But about Huldah, Sam?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh, yes! about Huldy. Lordy massy! when a feller is Indianin' round,
- these 'ere pleasant summer days, a feller's thoughts gits like a flock o'
- young partridges: they's up and down and everywhere; 'cause one place is
- jest about as good as another, when they's all so kind o' comfortable and
- nice. Wal, about Huldy,&mdash;as I was a sayin'. She was jest as handsome
- a gal to look at as a feller could have; and I think a nice, well-behaved
- young gal in the singers' seat of a Sunday is a means o' grace: it's sort
- o' drawin' to the unregenerate, you know.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Why, boys, in them days, I've walked ten miles over to Sherburne of a
- Sunday mornin', jest to play the bass-viol in the same singers' seat with
- Huldy. She was very much respected, Huldy was; and, when she went out to
- tailorin', she was allers bespoke six months ahead, and sent for in
- waggins up and down for ten miles round; for the young fellers was allers
- 'mazin' anxious to be sent after Huldy, and was quite free to offer to go
- for her. Wal, after Mis' Carryl died, Huldy got to be sort o' housekeeper
- at the minister's, and saw to every thing, and did every thing: so that
- there warn't a pin out o' the way.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;But you know how 'tis in parishes: there allers is women that thinks the
- minister's affairs belongs to them, and they ought to have the rulin' and
- guidin' of 'em; and, if a minister's wife dies, there's folks that allers
- has their eyes open on providences,&mdash;lookin' out who's to be the next
- one.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Now, there was Mis' Amaziah Pipperidge, a widder with snappin' black
- eyes, and a hook nose,&mdash;kind o' like a hawk; and she was one o' them
- up-and-down commandin' sort o' women, that feel that they have a call to
- be seein' to every thing that goes on in the parish, and 'specially to the
- minister.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Folks did say that Mis' Pipperidge sort o' sot her eye on the parson for
- herself: wal, now that 'are might a been, or it might not. Some folks
- thought it was a very suitable connection. You see she hed a good property
- of her own, right nigh to the minister's lot, and was allers kind o'
- active and busy; so, takin' one thing with another, I shouldn't wonder if
- Mis' Pipperidge should a thought that Providence p'inted that way. At any
- rate, she went up to Deakin Blodgett's wife, and they two sort o' put
- their heads together a mournin' and condolin' about the way. things was
- likely to go on at the minister's now Mis' Carryl was dead. Ye see, the
- parson's wife, she was one of them women who hed their eyes everywhere and
- on every thing. She was a little thin woman, but tough as Inger rubber,
- and smart as a steel trap; and there warn't a hen laid an egg, or cackled,
- but Mis' Carryl was right there to see about it; and she hed the garden
- made in the spring, and the medders mowed in summer, and the cider made,
- and the corn husked, and the apples got in the fall; and the doctor, he
- hedn't nothin' to do but jest sit stock still a meditatin' on Jerusalem
- and Jericho and them things that ministers think about. But Lordy massy!
- he didn't know nothin' about where any thing he eat or drunk or wore come
- from or went to: his wife jest led him 'round in temporal things and took
- care on him like a baby.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, to be sure, Mis' Carryl looked up to him in spirituals, and thought
- all the world on him; for there warn't a smarter minister no where 'round.
- Why, when he preached on decrees and election, they used to come clear
- over from South Parish, and West Sherburne, and Old Town to hear him; and
- there was sich a row o' waggins tied along by the meetin'-house that the
- stables was all full, and all the hitchin'-posts was full clean up to the
- tavern, so that folks said the doctor made the town look like a gineral
- trainin'-day a Sunday.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;He was gret on texts, the doctor was. When he hed a p'int to prove, he'd
- jest go thro' the Bible, and drive all the texts ahead o' him like a flock
- o' sheep; and then, if there was a text that seemed gin him, why, he'd
- come out with his Greek and Hebrew, and kind o' chase it 'round a spell,
- jest as ye see a fellar chase a contrary bell-wether, and make him jump
- the fence arter the rest. I tell you, there wa'n't no text in the Bible
- that could stand agin the doctor when his blood was up. The year arter the
- doctor was app'inted to preach the 'lection sermon in Boston, he made such
- a figger that the Brattlestreet Church sent a committee right down to see
- if they couldn't get him to Boston; and then the Sherburne folks, they up
- and raised his salary; ye see, there ain't nothin' wakes folks up like
- somebody else's wantin' what you've got. Wal, that fall they made him a
- Doctor o' Divinity at Cambridge College, and so they sot more by him than
- ever. Wal, you see, the doctor, of course he felt kind o' lonesome and
- afflicted when Mis' Carryl was gone; but railly and truly, Huldy was so up
- to every thing about house, that the doctor didn't miss nothin' in a
- temporal way. His shirt-bosoms was pleated finer than they ever was, and
- them ruffles 'round his wrists was kep' like the driven snow; and there
- warn't a brack in his silk stockin's, and his shoe buckles was kep'
- polished up, and his coats brushed; and then there warn't no bread and
- biscuit like Huldy's; and her butter was like solid lumps o' gold; and
- there wern't no pies to equal hers; and so the doctor never felt the loss
- o' Miss Carryl at table. Then there was Huldy allers oppisite to him, with
- her blue eyes and her cheeks like two fresh peaches. She was kind o'
- pleasant to look at; and the more the doctor looked at her the better he
- liked her; and so things seemed to be goin' on quite quiet and comfortable
- ef it hadn't been that Mis' Pipperidge and Mis' Deakin Blodgett and Mis'
- Sawin got their heads together a talkin' about things.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Poor man,' says Mis' Pipperidge, 'what can that child that he's got
- there do towards takin' the care of all that place? It takes a mature
- woman,' she says, 'to tread in Mis' Carryl's shoes.'
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'That it does,' said Mis' Blodgett; 'and, when things once get to runnin'
- down hill, there ain't no stoppin' on 'em,' says she.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Then Mis' Sawin she took it up. (Ye see, Mis' Sawin used to go out to
- dress-makin', and was sort o' jealous, 'cause folks sot more by Huldy than
- they did by her). 'Well,' says she, 'Huldy Peters is well enough at her
- trade. I never denied that, though I do say I never did believe in her way
- o' makin' button-holes; and I must say, if 'twas the dearest friend I hed,
- that I thought Huldy tryin' to fit Mis' Kittridge's plumb-colored silk was
- a clear piece o' presumption; the silk was jist spiled, so 'twarn't fit to
- come into the meetin'-house. I must say, Huldy's a gal that's always too
- ventersome about takin' 'spon-sibilities she don't know nothin' about.'
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Of course she don't,' said Mis' Deakin Blodgett. 'What does she know
- about all the lookin' and see-in' to that there ought to be in guidin' the
- minister's house. Huldy's well meanin', and she's good at her work, and
- good in the singers' seat; but Lordy massy I she hain't got no experience.
- Parson Carryl ought to have an experienced woman to keep house for him.
- There's the spring house-cleanin' and the fall house-cleanin' to be seen
- to, and the things to be put away from the moths; and then the gettin'
- ready for the association and all the ministers' meetin's; and the makin'
- the soap and the candles, and settin' the hens and turkeys, watchin' the
- calves, and seein' after the 'hired men and the garden; and there that
- 'are blessed man jist sets there at home as serene, and has nobody 'round
- but that 'are gal, and don't even know how things must be a runnin' to
- waste!'
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, the upshot on't was, they fussed and fuzzled and wuzzled till they'd
- drinked up all the tea in the teapot; and then they went down and called
- on the parson, and wuzzled him all up talkin' about this, that, and
- t'other that wanted lookin' to, and that it was no way to leave every
- thing to a young chit like Huldy, and that he ought to be lookin' about
- for an experienced woman. The parson he thanked 'em kindly, and said he
- believed their motives was good, but he didn't go no further. He didn't
- ask Mis' Pipperidge to come and stay there and help him, nor nothin' o'
- that kind; but he said he'd attend to matters himself. The fact was, the
- parson had got such a likin' for havin' Huldy 'round, that he couldn't
- think o' such a thing as swappin' her off for the Widder Pipperidge.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;But he thought to himself, 'Huldy is a good girl; but I oughtn't to be a
- leavin' every thing to her,&mdash;it's too hard on her. I ought to be
- instructin' and guidin' and helpin' of her; 'cause 'tain't everybody could
- be expected to know and do what Mis' Carryl did;' and so at it he went;
- and Lordy massy! didn't Huldy hev a time on't when the minister began to
- come out of his study, and want to tew 'round and see to things? Huldy,
- you see, thought all the world of the minister, and she was 'most afraid
- to laugh; but she told me she couldn't, for the life of her, help it when
- his back was turned, for he wuzzled things up in the most singular way.
- But Huldy she'd jest say 'Yes, sir,' and get him off into his study, and
- go on her own way.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Huldy,' says the minister one day, 'you ain't experienced out doors;
- and, when you want to know any thing, you must come to me.'
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Yes, sir,' says Huldy.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Now, Huldy,' says the parson,' you must be sure to save the turkey-eggs,
- so that we can have a lot of turkeys for Thanksgiving.'
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Yes, sir,' says Huldy; and she opened the pantry-door, and showed him a
- nice dishful she'd been a savin' up. Wal, the very next day the parson's
- hen-turkey was found killed up to old Jim Scroggs's barn. Folks said
- Scroggs killed it; though Scroggs, he stood to it he didn't: at any rate,
- the Scroggses, they made a meal on't; and Huldy, she felt bad about it
- 'cause she'd set her heart on raisin' the turkeys; and says she, 'Oh,
- dear! I don't know what I shall do. I was just ready to set her.'
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Do, Huldy?' says the parson: 'why, there's the other turkey, out there
- by the door; and a fine bird, too, he is.'
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Sure enough, there was the old tom-turkey a struttin' and a sidlin' and a
- quitterin,' and a floutin' his tail-feathers in the sun, like a lively
- young widower, all ready to begin life over agin.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'But,' says Huldy, 'you know <i>he</i> can't set on eggs.'
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'He can't? I'd like to know why,' says the parson. 'He <i>shall</i> set
- on eggs, and hatch 'em too.'
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'O doctor!' says Huldy, all in a tremble; 'cause, you know, she didn't
- want to contradict the minister, and she was afraid she should laugh,&mdash;'I
- never heard that a tom-turkey would set on eggs.'
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Why, they ought to,' said the parson, getting quite 'arnest: 'what else
- be they good for? you just bring out the eggs, now, and put 'em in the
- nest, and I 'll make him set on 'em.'
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;So Huldy she thought there wern't no way to convince him but to let him
- try: so she took the eggs out, and fixed 'em all nice in the nest; and
- then she come back and found old Tom a skirmishin' with the parson pretty
- lively, I tell ye. Ye see, old Tom he didn't take the idee at all; and he
- flopped and gobbled, and fit the parson; and the parson's wig got 'round
- so that his cue stuck straight out over his ear, but he'd got his blood
- up. Ye see, the old doctor was used to carryin' his p'ints o' doctrine;
- and he hadn't fit the Arminians and Socinians to be beat by a tom-turkey;
- so finally he made a dive, and ketched him by the neck in spite o' his
- floppin', and stroked him down, and put Huldy's apron 'round him.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'There, Huldy,' he says, quite red in the face, 'we've got him now;' and
- he travelled off to the barn with him as lively as a cricket.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Huldy came behind jist chokin' with laugh, and afraid the minister would
- look 'round and see her.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Now, Huldy, we 'll crook his legs, and set him down,' says the parson,
- when they got him to the nest: 'you see he is getting quiet, and he 'll
- set there all right.'
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;And the parson, he sot him down; and old Tom he sot there solemn enough,
- and held his head down all droopin', lookin' like a rail pious old cock,
- as long as the parson sot by him.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'There: you see how still he sets,' says the parson to Huldy.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br /><a name="linkimage-0008" id="linkimage-0008"> </a>
- </p>
- <div class="fig" style="width:65%;">
- <img src="images/0083.jpg" alt="0083m " width="100%" /><br />
- </div>
- <h5>
- <a href="images/0083.jpg"><img src="images/enlarge.jpg" alt="" /> </a>
- </h5>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Huldy was 'most dyin' for fear she should laugh, 'I'm afraid he 'll get
- up,' says she, 'when you do.'
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Oh, no, he won't!' says the parson, quite confident. 'There, there,'
- says he, layin' his hands on him, as if pronouncin' a blessin'. But when
- the parson riz up, old Tom he riz up too, and began to march over the
- eggs.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Stop, now!' says the parson. 'I 'll make him get down agin: hand me that
- corn-basket; we 'll put that over him.'
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;So he crooked old Tom's legs, and got him down agin; and they put the
- corn-basket over him, and then they both stood and waited.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'That 'll do the thing, Huldy,' said the parson.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'I don't know about it,' says Huldy.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Oh, yes, it will, child! I understand,' says he.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Just as he spoke, the basket riz right up and stood, and they could see
- old Tom's long legs.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'I 'll make him stay down, confound him,' says the parson; for, ye see,
- parsons is men, like the rest on us, and the doctor had got his spunk up.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'You jist hold him a minute, and I 'll get something that 'll make him
- stay, I guess;' and out he went to the fence, and brought in a long, thin,
- flat stone, and laid it on old Tom's back.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Old Tom he wilted down considerable under this, and looked railly as if
- he was goin' to give in. He staid still there a good long spell, and the
- minister and Huldy left him there and come up to the house; but they
- hadn't more than got in the door before they see old Tom a hippin' along,
- as high-steppin' as ever, say in' 'Talk! talk! and quitter! quitter!' and
- struttin' and gobblin' as if he'd come through the Red Sea, and got the
- victory.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Oh, my eggs!' says Huldy. 'I'm afraid he's smashed 'em!'
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;And sure enough, there they was, smashed flat enough under the stone.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'I 'll have him killed,' said the parson: 'we won't have such a critter
- 'round.'
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;But the parson, he slep' on't, and then didn't do it: he only come out
- next Sunday with a tip-top sermon on the ''Riginal Cuss' that was
- pronounced on things in gineral, when Adam fell, and showed how every
- thing was allowed to go contrary ever since. There was pig-weed, and
- pusley, and Canady thistles, cut-worms, and bag-worms, and canker-worms,
- to say nothin' of rattlesnakes. The doctor made it very impressive and
- sort o' improvin'; but Huldy, she told me, goin' home, that she hardly
- could keep from laughin' two or three times in the sermon when she thought
- of old Tom a standin' up with the corn-basket on his back.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, next week Huldy she jist borrowed the minister's horse and
- side-saddle, and rode over to South Parish to her Aunt Bascome's,&mdash;Widder
- Bascome's, you know, that lives there by the trout-brook,&mdash;and got a
- lot o' turkey-eggs o' her, and come back and set a hen on 'em, and said
- nothin'; and in good time there was as nice a lot o' turkey-chicks as ever
- ye see.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Huldy never said a word to the minister about his experiment, and he
- never said a word to her; but he sort o' kep' more to his books, and
- didn't take it on him to advise so much.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;But not long arter he took it into his head that Huldy ought to have a
- pig to be a fattin' with the buttermilk. Mis' Pipperidge set him up to it;
- and jist then old Tim Bigelow, out to Juniper Hill, told him if he'd call
- over he'd give him a little pig.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;So he sent for a man, and told him to build a pigpen right out by the
- well, and have it all ready when he came home with his pig.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Huldy she said she wished he might put a curb round the well out there,
- because in the dark, sometimes, a body might stumble into it; and the
- parson, he told him he might do that.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, old Aikin, the carpenter, he didn't come till most the middle of the
- arternoon; and then he sort o' idled, so that he didn't get up the
- well-curb till sun down; and then he went off and said he'd come and do
- the pig-pen next day.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, arter dark, Parson Carryl he driv into the yard, full chizel, with
- his pig. He'd tied up his mouth to keep him from squeelin'; and he see
- what he thought was the pig-pen,&mdash;he was rather near-sighted,&mdash;and
- so he ran and threw piggy over; and down he dropped into the water, and
- the minister put out his horse and pranced off into the house quite
- delighted.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br /><a name="linkimage-0009" id="linkimage-0009"> </a>
- </p>
- <div class="fig" style="width:65%;">
- <img src="images/0089.jpg" alt="0089m " width="100%" /><br />
- </div>
- <h5>
- <a href="images/0089.jpg"><img src="images/enlarge.jpg" alt="" /> </a>
- </h5>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'There, Huldy, I've got you a nice little pig.'
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Dear me!' says Huldy: 'where have you put him?'
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Why, out there in the pig-pen, to be sure.'
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Oh, dear me!' says Huldy: 'that's the well-curb; there ain't no pig-pen
- built,' says she.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Lordy massy!' says the parson: 'then I've thrown the pig in the well!'
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, Huldy she worked and worked, and finally she fished piggy out in the
- bucket, but he was dead as a door-nail; and she got him out o' the way
- quietly, and didn't say much; and the parson, he took to a great Hebrew
- book in his study; and says he, 'Huldy, I ain't much in temporals,' says
- he. Huldy says she kind o' felt her heart go out to him, he was so sort o'
- meek and helpless and larned; and says she, 'Wal, Parson Carryl, don't
- trouble your head no more about it; I 'll see to things;' and sure enough,
- a week arter there was a nice pen, all ship-shape, and two little white
- pigs that Huldy bought with the money for the butter she sold at the
- store.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Wal, Huldy,' said the parson, 'you are a most amazin' child: you don't
- say nothin', but you do more than most folks.'
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Arter that the parson set sich store by Huldy that he come to her and
- asked her about every thing, and it was amazin' how every thing she put
- her hand to prospered. Huldy planted marigolds and larkspurs, pinks and
- carnations, all up and down the path to the front door, and trained up
- mornin' glories and scar-, let-runners round the windows. And she was
- always a gettin' a root here, and a sprig there, and a seed from somebody
- else: for Huldy was one o' them that has the gift, so that ef you jist
- give 'em the leastest sprig of any thing they make a great bush out of it
- right away; so that in six months Huldy had roses and geraniums and
- lilies, sich as it would a took a gardener to raise. The parson, he took
- no notice at fust; but when the yard was all ablaze with flowers he used
- to come and stand in a kind o' maze at the front door, and say,
- 'Beautiful, beautiful: why, Huldy, I never see any thing like it.' And
- then when her work was done arternoons, Huldy would sit with her sewin' in
- the porch, and sing and trill away till she'd draw the meadow-larks and
- the bobolinks, and the orioles to answer her, and the great big elm-tree
- overhead would get perfectly rackety with the birds; and the parson,
- settin' there in his study, would git to kind o' dreamin' about the
- angels, and golden harps, and the New Jerusalem; but he wouldn't speak a
- word, 'cause Huldy she was jist like them wood-thrushes, she never could
- sing so well when she thought folks was hearin'. Folks noticed, about this
- time, that the parson's sermons got to be like Aaron's rod, that budded
- and blossomed: there was things in 'em about flowers and birds, and more
- 'special about the music o' heaven. And Huldy she noticed, that ef there
- was a hymn run in her head while she was 'round a workin' the minister was
- sure to give it out next Sunday. You see, Huldy was jist like a bee: she
- always sung when she was workin', and you could hear her trillin', now
- down in the corn-patch, while she was pickin' the corn; and now in the
- buttery, while she was workin' the butter; and now she'd go singin' down
- cellar, and then she'd be singin' up over head, so that she seemed to fill
- a house chock full o' music.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Huldy was so sort o' chipper and fair spoken, that she got the hired men
- all under her thumb: they come to her and took her orders jist as meek as
- so many calves; and she traded at the store, and kep' the accounts, and
- she hed her eyes everywhere, and tied up all the ends so tight that there
- want no get-tin' 'round her. She wouldn't let nobody put nothin' off on
- Parson Carryl, 'cause he was a minister. Huldy was allers up to anybody
- that wanted to make a hard bargain; and, afore he knew jist what he was
- about, she'd got the best end of it, and everybody said that Huldy was the
- most capable gal that they'd ever traded with.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, come to the meetin' of the Association, Mis' Deakin Blodgett and
- Mis' Pipperidge come callin' up to the parson's, all in a stew, and
- offerin' their services to get the house ready; but the doctor, he jist
- thanked 'em quite quiet, and turned 'em over to Huldy; and Huldy she told
- 'em that she'd got every thing ready, and showed 'em her pantries, and her
- cakes and her pies and her puddin's, and took 'em all over the house; and
- they went peekin' and pokin', openin' cupboard-doors, and lookin' into
- drawers; and they couldn't find so much as a thread out o' the way, from
- garret to cellar, and so they went off quite discontented. Arter that the
- women set a new trouble a brewin'. Then they begun to talk that it was a
- year now since Mis' Carryl died; and it r'ally wasn't proper such a young
- gal to be stayin' there, who everybody could see was a settin' her cap for
- the minister.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Mis' Pipperidge said, that, so long as she looked on Huldy as the hired
- gal, she hadn't thought much about it; but Huldy was railly takin' on airs
- as an equal, and appearin' as mistress o' the house in a way that would
- make talk if it went on. And Mis' Pipperidge she driv 'round up to Deakin
- Abner Snow's, and down to Mis' 'Lijah Perry's, and asked them if they
- wasn't afraid that the way the parson and Huldy was a goin' on might make
- talk. And they said they hadn't thought on't before, but now, come to
- think on't, they was sure it would; and they all went and talked with
- somebody else, and asked them if they didn't think it would make talk. So
- come Sunday, between meetin's there warn't nothin' else talked about; and
- Huldy saw folks a noddin' and a winkin', and a lookin' arter her, and she
- begun to feel drefful sort o' disagreeable. Finally Mis' Sawin she says to
- her, 'My dear, didn't you, never think folk would talk about you and the
- minister?'
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'No: why should they?' says Huldy, quite innocent.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, dear,' says she, 'I think it's a shame; but they say you're tryin'
- to catch him, and that it's so bold and improper for you to be courtin' of
- him right in his own house,&mdash;you know folks will talk,&mdash;I
- thought I'd tell you 'cause I think so much of you,' says she.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Huldy was a gal of spirit, and she despised the talk, but it made her
- drefful uncomfortable; and when she got home at night she sat down in the
- mor-nin'-glory porch, quite quiet, and didn't sing a word.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;The minister he had heard the same thing from one of his deakins that
- day; and, when he saw Huldy so kind o' silent, he says to her, 'Why don't
- you sing, my child?'
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;He hed a pleasant sort o' way with him, the minister had, and Huldy had
- got to likin' to be with him, and it all come over her that perhaps she
- ought to go away; and her throat kind o' filled up so she couldn't hardly
- speak; and, says she, 'I can't sing to-night.'
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Says he, 'You don't know how much good you're singin' has done me, nor
- how much good <i>you</i> have done me in all ways, Huldy. I wish I knew
- how to show my gratitude.'
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'O sir!' says Huldy, '<i>is</i> it improper for me to be here?'
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'No, dear,' says the minister, 'but ill-natured folks will talk; but
- there is one way we can stop it, Huldy&mdash;if you will marry me. You 'll
- make me very happy, and I 'll do all I can to make you happy. Will you?'
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, Huldy never told me jist what she said to the minister,&mdash;gals
- never does give you the particulars of them 'are things jist as you'd like
- 'em,&mdash;only I know the upshot and the hull on't was, that Huldy she
- did a consid'able lot o' clear starchin' and ironin' the next two days;
- and the Friday o' next week the minister and she rode over together to Dr.
- Lothrop's in Old Town; and the doctor, he jist made 'em man and wife,
- 'spite of envy of the Jews,' as the hymn says. Wal, you'd better believe
- there was a starin' and a wonderin' next Sunday mornin' when the second
- bell was a tollin', and the minister walked up the broad aisle with Huldy,
- all in white, arm in arm with him, and he opened the minister's pew, and
- handed her in as if she was a princess; for, you see, Parson Carryl come
- of a good family, and was a born gentleman, and had a sort o' grand way o'
- bein' polite to women-folks. Wal, I guess there was a rus'lin' among the
- bunnets. Mis' Pipperidge gin a great bounce, like corn poppin' on a
- shovel, and her eyes glared through her glasses at Huldy as if they'd a
- sot her afire; and everybody in the meetin' house was a starin', I tell <i>yew</i>.
- But they couldn't none of 'em say nothin' agin Huldy's looks; for there
- wa'n't a crimp nor a frill about her that wa'n't jis' <i>so</i>; and her
- frock was white as the driven snow, and she had her bunnet all trimmed up
- with white ribbins; and all the fellows said the old doctor had stole a
- march, and got the handsomest gal in the parish.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, arter meetin' they all come 'round the parson and Huldy at the door,
- shakin' hands and laughin'; for by that time they was about agreed that
- they'd got to let putty well alone.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Why, Parson Carryl,' says Mis' Deakin Blodgett, 'how you've come it over
- us.'
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Yes,' says the parson, with a kind o' twinkle in his eye. 'I thought,'
- says he, 'as folks wanted to talk about Huldy and me, I'd give 'em
- somethin' wuth talkin' about.'&rdquo;
- </p>
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- THE WIDOW'S BANDBOX.
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- <p>
- ORDY massy! Stick yer hat into the nor'east, Horace, and see 'f ye can't
- stop out this 'ere wind. I'm e'eny most used up with it.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- So spake Sam Lawson, contemplating mournfully a new broad-brimmed straw
- hat in which my soul was rejoicing.
- </p>
- <p>
- It was the dripping end of a sour November afternoon, which closed up a
- &ldquo;spell o' weather&rdquo; that had been steadily driving wind and rain for a week
- past; and we boys sought the shelter and solace of his shop, and, opening
- the door, let in the wind aforesaid.
- </p>
- <p>
- Sam had been all day in one of his periodical fits of desperate industry.
- The smoke and sparks had been seen flying out of his shop-chimney in a
- frantic manner; and the blows of his hammer had resounded with a sort of
- feverish persistence, intermingled with a doleful wailing of psalm-tunes
- of the most lugubrious description.
- </p>
- <p>
- These fits of industry on Sam's part were an affliction to us boys,
- especially when they happened to come on Saturday: for Sam was as much a
- part of our Saturday-afternoon calculations as if we had a regular deed of
- property in him; and we had been all day hanging round his shop, looking
- in from time to time, in the vague hope that he would propose something to
- brighten up the dreary monotony of a holiday in which it had been
- impossible to go anywhere or do any thing.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Sam, ain't you coming over to tell us some stories to-night?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Bless your soul and body, boys! life ain't made to be spent tellin'
- stories. Why, I shall hev to be up here workin' till arter twelve
- o'clock,&rdquo; said Sam, who was suddenly possessed with a spirit of the most
- austere diligence. &ldquo;Here I be up to my neck in work,&mdash;things kind o'
- comin' in a heap together.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;There's Mis' Cap'n Broad's andirons, she sent word she must have 'em
- to-night; and there's Lady Lothrop, she wants her warmin'-pan right off;
- they can't non' on 'em wait a minit longer. I've ben a drivin' and workin'
- all day like a nigger-slave. Then there was Jeduth Pettybone, he brought
- down them colts to-day, and I worked the biggest part o' the mornin'
- shoein' on 'em; and then Jeduth he said he couldn't make change to pay me,
- so there wa'n't nothin' comin' in for 't; and then Hepsy she kep' a jawin'
- at me all dinner-time 'bout that. Why, I warn't to blame now, was I? I
- can't make everybody do jest right and pay regular, can I? So ye see it
- goes, boys, gettin' yer bread by the sweat o' your brow; and sometimes
- sweatin' and not gettin' yer bread. That 'ere's what I call the <i>cuss</i>,
- the 'riginal cuss, that come on man for hearkenin' to the voice o' his
- wife,&mdash;that 'ere was what did it. It allers kind o' riles me up with
- Mother Eve when I think on't. The women hain't no bisness to fret as they
- do, 'cause they sot this 'ere state o' things goin' in the fust place.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;But, Sam, Aunt Lois and Aunt Nabby are both going over to Mis'
- Mehitabel's to tea. Now, you just come over and eat supper with us and
- tell us a story, do.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Gone out to tea, be they?&rdquo; said Sam, relaxing his hammering, with a
- brightening gleam stealing gradually across his lanky visage. &ldquo;Wal, that
- 'ere looks like a providential openin', to be sure. Wal, I guess I 'll
- come. What's the use o' never havin' a good time? Ef you work yourself up
- into shoestrings you don't get no thanks for it, and things in this
- world's 'bout as broad as they is long: the women 'll scold, turn 'em
- which way ye will. A good mug o' cider and some cold victuals over to the
- Deakin's 'll kind o' comfort a feller up; and your granny she's sort o'
- merciful, she don't rub it into a fellow all the time like Miss Lois.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Now, let's see, boys,&rdquo; said Sam, when a comfortable meal of pork and
- beans had been disposed of, and a mug of cider was set down before the
- fire to warm. &ldquo;I s'pect ye 'll like to hear a Down-East story to-night.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Of course we did, and tumbled over each other in our eagerness to get the
- nearest place to the narrator.
- </p>
- <p>
- Sam's method of telling a story was as leisurely as that of some modern
- novel-writers. He would take his time for it, and proceed by easy stages.
- It was like the course of a dreamy, slow-moving river through a tangled
- meadow-flat,&mdash;not a rush nor a bush but was reflected in it; in
- short, Sam gave his philosophy of matters and things in general as he went
- along, and was especially careful to impress an edifying moral.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, ye see, boys, ye know I was born down to Newport,&mdash;there where
- it's all ships and shipping, and sich. My old mother she kep' a
- boardin'-house for sailors down there. Wal, ye see, I rolled and tumbled
- round the world pretty consid'able afore I got settled down here in
- Oldtown.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Ye see, my mother she wanted to bind me out to a blacksmith, but I kind
- o' sort o' didn't seem to take to it. It was kind o' hard work, and boys
- is apt to want to take life easy. Wal, I used to run off to the sea-shore,
- and lie stretched out on them rocks there, and look off on to the water;
- and it did use to look so sort o' blue and peaceful, and the ships come a
- sailin' in and out so sort o' easy and natural, that I felt as if that are
- 'd be jest the easiest kind o' life a fellow could have. All he had to do
- was to get aboard one o' them ships, and be off seekin' his fortin at
- t'other end o' the rainbow, where gold grows on bushes and there's valleys
- o' diamonds.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;So, nothin' would do but I gin my old mother the slip; and away I went to
- sea, with my duds tied up in a han'kercher.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I tell ye what, boys, ef ye want to find an easy life, don't ye never go
- to sea. I tell ye, life on shipboard ain't what it looks to be on shore. I
- hadn't been aboard more'n three hours afore I was the sickest critter that
- ever ye did see; and I tell you, I didn't get no kind o' compassion.
- Cap'ns and mates they allers thinks boys hain't no kind o' business to
- have no bowels nor nothin', and they put it on 'em sick or well. It's jest
- a kick here, and a cuff there, and a twitch by the ear in t'other place;
- one a shovin' on 'em this way, and another hittin' on 'em a clip, and all
- growlin' from mornin' to night. I believe the way my ears got so long was
- bein' hauled out o' my berth by 'em: that 'are's a sailor's regular way o'
- wakin' up a boy.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, by time I got to the Penobscot country, all I wanted to know was how
- to get back agin. That 'are's jest the way folks go all their lives, boys.
- It's all fuss, fuss, and stew, stew, till ye get somewhere; and then it's
- fuss, fuss, and stew, stew, to get back agin; jump here and scratch yer
- eyes out, and jump there and scratch 'em in agin,&mdash;that 'are's life'.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, I kind o' poked round in Penobscot country till I got a berth on
- 'The Brilliant' that was lyin' at Camden, goin' to sail to Boston.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Ye see, 'The Brilliant' she was a tight little sloop in the government
- service: 'twas in the war-times, ye see, and Commodore Tucker that is now
- (he was Cap'n Tucker then), he had the command on her,&mdash;used to run
- up and down all the coast takin' observations o' the British, and keepin'
- his eye out on 'em and givin' on 'em a nip here and a clip there,' cordin'
- as he got a good chance. Why, your grand'ther knew old Commodore Tucker.
- It was he that took Dr. Franklin over Minister, to France, and dodged all
- the British vessels, right in the middle o' the war I tell you that 'are
- was like runnin' through the drops in a thunder-shower. He got chased by
- the British ships pretty consid'able, but he was too spry for 'em. Arter
- the war was over, Commodore Tucker took over John Adams, our fust Minister
- to England. A drefful smart man the Commodore was, but he most like to 'a'
- ben took in this'ere time I'm a tellin' ye about, and all 'cause he was
- sort o' softhearted to the women. Tom Toothacre told me the story. Tom he
- was the one that got me the berth on the ship. Ye see, I used to know Tom
- at Newport; and once when he took sick there my mother nussed him up, and
- that was why Tom was friends with me and got me the berth, and kep' me
- warm in it too. Tom he was one of your rael Maine boys, that's hatched
- out, so to speak, in water like ducks. He was born away down there on
- Harpswell P'int; and they say, if ye throw one o' them Harpswell babies
- into the sea, he 'll take to it nateral, and swim like a cork: ef they hit
- their heads agin a rock it only dents the rock, but don't hurt the baby.
- Tom he was a great character on the ship. He could see further, and knew
- more 'bout wind and water, than most folks: the officers took Tom's
- judgment, and the men all went by his say. My mother she chalked a streak
- o' good luck for me when she nussed up Tom.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, we wus a lyin' at Camden there, one arter-noon, goin' to sail for
- Boston that night. It was a sort o' soft, pleasant arternoon, kind o'
- still, and there wa'n't nothin' a goin' on but jest the hens a
- craw-crawin', and a histin' up one foot, and holdin' it a spell 'cause
- they didn't know when to set it down, and the geese a sissin' and a
- pickin' at the grass. Ye see, Camden wasn't nothin' of a place,&mdash;'twas
- jest as if somebody had emptied out a pocketful o' houses and forgot 'em.
- There wer'n't nothin' a stirrin' or goin' on; and so we was all took
- aback, when 'bout four o'clock in the arternoon there come a boat
- alongside, with a tall, elegant lady in it, all dressed in deep mournin'.
- She rared up sort o' princess-like, and come aboard our ship, and wanted
- to speak to Cap 'll Tucker. Where she come from, or what she wanted, or
- where she was goin' to, we none on us knew: she kep' her veil down so we
- couldn't get sight o' her face. All was, she must see Cap'n Tucker alone
- right away.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, Cap'n Tucker he was like the generality o' cap'ns. He was up to
- 'bout every thing that any <i>man</i> could do, but it was pretty easy for
- a woman to come it over him. Ye see, cap'ns, they don't see women as men
- do ashore. They don't have enough of 'em to get tired on 'em; and every
- woman's an angel to a sea-cap'n. Anyway, the cap'n he took her into his
- cabin, and he sot her a chair, and was her humble servant to command, and
- what would she have of him? And we was all a winkin', and a nudgin' each
- other, and a peekin' to see what was to come o' it. And she see it; and so
- she asks, in a sort o' princess' way, to speak to the cap'n alone; and so
- the doors was shut, and we was left to our own ideas, and a wonderin' what
- it was all to be about.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, you see, it come out arterwards all about what went on; and things
- went this way. Jest as soon as the doors was shut, and she was left alone
- with the cap'n, she busted out a cryin' and a sobbin'. lit to break her
- heart.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, the cap'n he tried to comfort her up: but no, she wouldn't be
- comforted, but went on a weepin' and a wailin,' and a wringin' on her
- hands, till the poor cap'n's heart was a'most broke; for the cap'n was the
- tenderest-hearted critter that could be, and couldn't bear to see a child
- or a woman in trouble noways.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'O cap'n!' said she, 'I'm the most unfortunate woman. I'm all alone in
- the world,' says she, 'and I don't know what 'll become of me ef you don't
- keep me,' says she.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, the cap'n thought it was time to run up his colors; and so says he,
- 'Ma'am, I'm a married man, and love my wife,' says he, 'and so I can feel
- for all women in distress,' says he.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh, well, then!' says she, 'you can feel for me, and know how to pity me.
- My dear husband's just died suddenly when he was up the river. He was took
- with the fever in the woods. I nussed him day and night,' says she; 'but
- he died there in a mis'able little hut far from home and friends,' says
- she; 'and I've brought his body down with me, hopin' Providence would open
- some way to get it back to our home in Boston. And now, cap'n, you must
- help me.'
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Then the cap'n see what she was up to: and he hated to do it, and tried
- to cut her off o' askin'; but she wa'n't to be put off.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Now, cap'n,' says she, 'ef you 'll take me and the body o' my husband on
- board to-night, I'd be willin' to reward you to any amount. Money would be
- no object to me,' says she.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, you see, the cap'n he kind o' hated to do it; and he hemmed and
- hawed, and he tried to 'pologize. He said 'twas a government vessel, and
- he didn't know as he had a right to use it. He said sailors was apt to be
- superstitious; and he didn't want 'em to know as there was a corpse on
- board.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Wal,' says she, 'why need they know?' For, you see, she was up to every
- dodge; and she said she'd come along with it at dusk, in a box, and have
- it just carried to a state-room, and he needn't tell nobody what it was.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, Cap'n Tucker he hung off; and he tried his best to persuade her to
- have a funeral, all quiet, there at Camden. He promised to get a minister,
- and 'tend to it, and wait a day till it was all over, and then take her on
- to Boston free gratis. But 'twas all no go. She wouldn't hear a word to
- 't. And she reeled off the talk to him by the yard. And, when talk failed,
- she took to her water-works again, till finally the cap'n said his
- resolution was clean washed away, and he jest give up hook and line; and
- so 'twas all settled and arranged, that, when evening come, she was to be
- alongside with her boat, and took aboard.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;When she come out o' the cap'n's room to go off, I see Tom Toothacre a
- watchin' on her. He stood there by the railin's a shavin' up a plug o'
- baccy to put in his pipe. He didn't say a word; but he sort o' took the
- measure o' that 'are woman with his eye, and kept a follerin' on her.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;She had a fine sort o' lively look, carried her head up and shoulders
- back, and stepped as if she had steel springs in her heels.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Wal, Tom, what do ye say to her?' says Ben Bowdin.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'I don't <i>say</i> nothin',' says Tom, and he lit his pipe; 'tain't <i>my</i>
- busness,' says he.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Wal, what do you <i>think?</i>' says Ben. Tom gin a hist to his
- trousers.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'My thoughts is my own,' says he; 'and I calculate to keep 'em to
- myself,' says he. And then he jest walked to the side of the vessel, and
- watched the woman a gettin' ashore. There was a queer kind o look in Tom's
- eye.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, the cap'n he was drefful sort o' oneasy arter she was gone. He had a
- long talk in the cabin with Mr. More, the fust officer; and there was a
- sort o' stir aboard as if somethin' was a goin' to happen, we couldn't
- jest say what it was.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Sometimes it seems as if, when things is goin' to happen, a body kind o'
- feels 'em comin' in the air. We boys was all that way: o' course we didn't
- know nothin' 'bout what the woman wanted, or what she come for, or whether
- she was comin' agin; 'n fact, we didn't know nothin' about it, and yet we
- sort o' expected suthin' to come o' it; and suthin' did come, sure enough.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Come on night, jest at dusk, we see a boat comin' alongside; and there,
- sure enough, was the lady in it.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'There, she's comin' agin,' says I to Tom Tooth acre.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Yes, and brought her baggage with her,' says Tom; and he p'inted down to
- a long, narrow pine box that was in the boat beside her.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Jest then the cap'n called on Mr. More, and he called on Tom Toothacre;
- and among 'em they lowered a tackle, and swung the box aboard, and put it
- in the state-room right alongside the cap'n's cabin.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;The lady she thanked the cap'n and Mr. More, and her voice was jest as
- sweet as any nightingale; and she went into the state-room arter they put
- the body in, and was gone ever so long with it. The cap'n and Mr. More
- they stood a whisperin' to each other, and every once in a while they'd
- kind o' nod at the door where the lady was.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, by and by she come out with her han'ker-chief to her eyes, and come
- on deck, and begun talkin' to the cap'n and Mr. More, and a wishin' all
- kinds o' blessin's on their heads.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, Tom Toothacre didn't say a word, good or bad; but he jest kep' a
- lookin' at her, watchin' her as a cat watches a mouse. Finally we up sail,
- and started with a fair breeze. The lady she kep' a walkin' up and down,
- up and down, and every time she turned on her heel, I saw Tom a lookin'
- arter her and kind o' noddin' to himself.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'What makes you look arter her so, Tom?' says I to him.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;''Cause I think she <i>wants</i> lookin' arter,' says Tom. 'What's more,'
- says he, 'if the cap'n don't look sharp arter her the devil 'll have us
- all afore mornin.' I tell ye, Sam, there's mischief under them petticuts.'
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Why, what do ye think?' says I.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Think! I don't think, I knows! That 'are's no gal, nor widder neither,
- if my name's Tom Tooth-acre! Look at her walk; look at the way she turns
- on her heel! I've been a watchin' on her. There ain't no woman livin' with
- a step like that!' says he.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Wal, who should the critter be, then?' says I.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Wal,' says Tom, 'ef that 'are ain't a British naval officer, I lose my
- bet. I've been used to the ways on 'em, and I knows their build and their
- step.'
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'And what do you suppose she's got in that long box?' says I.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'What has she got?' says Tom. 'Wal, folks might say none o' my bisness;
- but I s'pects it 'll turn out some o' my bisness, and yourn too, if he
- don't look sharp arter it,' says Tom. 'It's no good, that 'are box ain't.'
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Why don't you speak to Mr. More?' says I.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Wal, you see she's a chipperin' round and a-makin' herself agreeable to
- both on 'em, you see; she don't mean to give nobody any chance for a talk
- with 'em; but I've got my eye on her, for all that. You see I hain't no
- sort o' disposition to sarve out a time on one o' them British
- prison-ships,' says Tom Toothacre. 'It might be almighty handy for them
- British to have &ldquo;The Brilliant&rdquo; for a coast-vessel,' says he; 'but, ye
- see, it can't be spared jest yet. So, madam,' says he, 'I've got my eye on
- you.'
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, Tom was as good as his word; for when Mr. More came towards him at
- the wheel, Tom he up and says to him, 'Mr. More,' says he, that 'are big
- box in the state-room yonder wants lookin' into.'
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Tom was a sort o' privileged character, and had a way o' speakin' up that
- the officers took in good part, 'cause they knew he was a fust-rate hand.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, Mr. More he looks mysterious; and says he, Tom, do the boys know
- what's in that 'are box?'
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'I bet they don't,' says Tom. 'If they had, you wouldn't a got 'em to
- help it aboard.'
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Wal, you see, poor woman,' says Mr. More to Tom, 'she was so distressed.
- She wanted to get her husband's body to Boston; and there wa'n't no other
- way, and so the cap'n let it come aboard. He didn't want the boys to
- suspect what it really was.'
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Husband's body be hanged!' said Tom. 'Guess that 'are corpse ain't so
- dead but what there 'll be a resurrection afore mornin', if it ain't
- looked arter,' says he.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Why, what do you mean, Tom?' said Mr. More, all in a blue maze.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'I mean, that 'are gal that's ben a switchin' her petticuts up and down
- our deck ain't no gal at all. That are's a British officer, Mr. More. You
- give my duty to the cap'n, and tell him to look into his widder's bandbox,
- and see what he 'll find there.'
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, the mate he went and had a talk with the cap'n; and they 'greed
- between 'em that Mr. More was to hold her in talk while the cap'n went and
- took observations in the state-room.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;So, down the cap'n goes into the state-room to give a look at the box.
- Wal, he finds the stateroom door all locked to be sure, and my lady had
- the key in her pocket; but then the cap'n he had a master key to it; and
- so he puts it in, and opens the door quite softly, and begins to take
- observations.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Sure enough, he finds that the screws had been drawed from the top o' the
- box, showin' that the widder had been a tinkerin' on't when they thought
- she was a cryin' over it; and then, lookin' close, he sees a bit o' twine
- goin' from a crack in the box out o' the winder, and up on deck.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, the cap'n he kind o' got in the sperit o' the thing; and he thought
- he'd jest let the widder play her play out, and see what it would come to.
- So he jest calls Tom Toothacre down to him and whispered to him. 'Tom,'
- says he, 'you jest crawl under the berth in that 'are state-room, and
- watch that 'are box.' And Tom said he would.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;So Tom creeps under the berth, and lies there still as a mouse; and the
- cap'n he slips out and turns the key in the door, so that when madam comes
- down she shouldn't s'pect nothin'.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Putty soon, sure enough, Tom heard the lock rattle, and the young widder
- come in; and then he heard a bit o' conversation between her and the
- corpse.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'What time is it?' come in a kind o' hoarse whisper out o' the box.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Well, 'bout nine o'clock,' says she.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'How long afore you 'll let me out?' says he.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Oh! you must have patience,' says she, 'till they're all gone off to
- sleep; when there ain't but one man up. I can knock him down,' says she,
- 'and then I 'll pull the string for you.'
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'The devil you will, ma'am!' says Tom to himself, under the berth.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Well, it's darned close here,' says the fellow in the box. He didn't say
- darned, boys; but he said a wickeder word that I can't repeat, noways,&rdquo;
- said Sam, in a parenthesis: &ldquo;these 'ere British officers was drefful
- swearin' critters.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'You must have patience a while longer,' says the lady, 'till I pull the
- string.' Tom Toothacre lay there on his back a laughin'.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Is every thing goin' on right?' says the man in the box.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'All straight,' says she: 'there don't none of 'em suspect.'
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'You bet,' says Tom Toothacre, under the berth; and he said he had the
- greatest mind to catch the critter by the feet as she was a standin'
- there, but somehow thought it would be better fun to see the thing through
- 'cording as they'd planned it.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, then she went off switchin' and mincin' up to the deck agin, and a
- flirtin' with the cap'n; for you see 'twas 'greed to let 'em play their
- play out.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, Tom he lay there a waitin'; and he waited and waited and waited,
- till he 'most got asleep; but finally he heard a stirrin' in the box, as
- if the fellah was a gettin' up. Tom he jest crawled out still and kerful,
- and stood up tight agin the wall. Putty soon he hears a grunt, and he sees
- the top o' the box a risin' up, and a man jest gettin' out on't mighty
- still.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br /><a name="linkimage-0012" id="linkimage-0012"> </a>
- </p>
- <div class="fig" style="width:65%;">
- <img src="images/0119.jpg" alt="0119m " width="100%" /><br />
- </div>
- <h5>
- <a href="images/0119.jpg"><img src="images/enlarge.jpg" alt="" /> </a>
- </h5>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, Tom he waited till he got fairly out on to the floor, and had his
- hand on the lock o' the door, when he jumps on him, and puts both arms
- round him, and gin him a regular bear's hug.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Why, what's this?' says the man.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Guess ye 'll find out, darn ye,' says Tom Tooth-acre. 'So, ye wanted our
- ship, did ye? Wal, ye jest can't have our ship,' says Tom, says he; and I
- tell you he jest run that 'are fellow up stairs lickety-split, for Tom was
- strong as a giant.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;The fust thing they saw was Mr. More hed got the widder by both arms, and
- was tying on 'em behind her. 'Ye see, madam, your game's up,' says Mr.
- More, 'but we 'll give ye a free passage to Boston, tho',' says he: 'we
- wanted a couple o' prisoners about these days, and you 'll do nicely.'
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;The fellers they was putty chopfallen, to be sure, and the one in women's
- clothes 'specially: 'cause when he was found out, he felt foolish enough
- in his petticuts; but they was both took to Boston, and given over as
- prisoners.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Ye see, come to look into matters, they found these two young fellows,
- British officers, had formed a regular plot to take Cap'n Tucker's vessel,
- and run it into Halifax; and ye see, Cap'n Tucker he was so sort o' spry,
- and knew all the Maine coast so well, and was so 'cute at dodgin' in and
- out all them little bays and creeks and places all 'long shore, that he
- made the British considerable trouble, 'cause wherever they didn't want
- him, that's where he was sure to be.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;So they'd hatched up this 'ere plan. There was one or two British sailors
- had been and shipped aboard 'The Brilliant' a week or two aforehand, and
- 'twas suspected they was to have helped in the plot if things had gone as
- they laid out; but I tell you, when the fellows see which way the cat
- jumped, they took pretty good care to say that they hadn't nothin' to do
- with it. Oh, no, by no manner o' means! Wal, o' course, ye know, it
- couldn't be proved on 'em, and so we let it go.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;But I tell you, Cap'n Tucker he felt pretty cheap about his widder. The
- worst on't was, they do say Ma'am Tucker got hold of it; and you might
- know if a woman got hold of a thing like that she'd use it as handy as a
- cat would her claws. The women they can't no more help hittin' a fellow a
- clip and a rap when they've fairly got him, than a cat when she's ketched
- a mouse; and so I shouldn't wonder if the Commodore heard something about
- his widder every time he went home from his v'yages the longest day he had
- to live. I don't know nothin' 'bout it, ye know: I only kind o' jedge by
- what looks, as human natur' goes.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;But, Lordy massy! boys,' 't wa'n't nothin' to be 'shamed of in the cap'n.
- Folks 'll have to answer for wus things at the last day than tryin' to do
- a kindness to a poor widder, now, I tell <i>you</i>. It's better to be
- took in doin' a good thing, than never try to do good; and it's my settled
- opinion,&rdquo; said Sam, taking up his mug of cider and caressing it tenderly,
- &ldquo;it's my humble opinion, that the best sort o' folks is the easiest took
- in, 'specially by the women. I reely don't think I should a done a bit
- better myself.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br /><a name="linkimage-0013" id="linkimage-0013"> </a>
- </p>
- <div class="fig" style="width:20%;">
- <img src="images/5124.jpg" alt="5124 " width="100%" /><br /><a
- href="images/5124.jpg"><img src="images/enlarge.jpg" alt="" /> </a>
- </div>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
- <a name="link2H_4_0006" id="link2H_4_0006"> </a>
- </p>
- <div style="height: 4em;">
- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- CAPTAIN KIDD'S MONEY.
- </h2>
- <p>
- <br /><br /><a name="linkimage-0014" id="linkimage-0014"> </a>
- </p>
- <div class="figleft" style="width:20%;">
- <img src="images/9125.jpg" alt="9125 " width="100%" /><br /><a
- href="images/9125.jpg"><img src="images/enlarge.jpg" alt="" /> </a>
- </div>
- <p>
- NE of our most favorite legendary resorts was the old barn.
- </p>
- <p>
- Sam Lawson preferred it on many accounts. It was quiet and retired, that
- is to say, at such distance from his own house, that he could not hear if
- Hepsy called ever so loudly, and farther off than it would be convenient
- for that industrious and painstaking woman to follow him. Then there was
- the soft fragrant cushion of hay, on which his length of limb could be
- easily bestowed.
- </p>
- <p>
- Our barn had an upper loft with a swinging outer door that commanded a
- view of the old mill, the waterfall, and the distant windings of the
- river, with its grassy green banks, its graceful elm draperies, and its
- white flocks of water-lilies; and then on this Saturday afternoon we had
- Sam all to ourselves. It was a drowsy, dreamy October day, when the hens
- were lazily &ldquo;craw, crawing,&rdquo; in a soft, conversational undertone with each
- other, as they scratched and picked the hay-seed under the barn windows.
- Below in the barn black Cæsar sat quietly hatchelling flax, sometimes
- gurgling and giggling to himself with an overflow of that interior jollity
- with which he seemed to be always full. The African in New England was a
- curious contrast to everybody around him in the joy and satisfaction that
- he seemed to feel in the mere fact of being alive. Every white person was
- glad or sorry for some appreciable cause in the past, present, or future,
- which was capable of being definitely stated; but black Cæsar was in an
- eternal giggle and frizzle and simmer of enjoyment for which he could give
- no earthly reason: he was an &ldquo;embodied joy,&rdquo; like Shelley's skylark.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Jest hear him,&rdquo; said Sam Lawson, looking pensively over the hay-mow, and
- strewing hayseed down on his wool. &ldquo;How that 'are critter seems to tickle
- and laugh all the while 'bout nothin'. Lordy massy! he don't seem never to
- consider that 'this life's a dream, an empty show.'&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Look here, Sam,&rdquo; we broke in, anxious to cut short a threatened stream of
- morality, &ldquo;you promised to tell us about Capt. Kidd, and how you dug for
- his money.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Did I, now? Wal, boys, that 'are history o' Kidd's is a warnin' to
- fellers. Why, Kidd had pious parents and Bible and sanctuary privileges
- when he was a boy, and yet come to be hanged. It's all in this 'ere song
- I'm a goin' to sing ye. Lordy massy! I wish I had my bass-viol now.&mdash;Cæsar,&rdquo;
- he said, calling down from his perch, &ldquo;can't you strike the pitch o'
- 'Cap'n Kidd,' on your fiddle?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Cæsar's fiddle was never far from him. It was, in fact, tucked away in a
- nice little nook just over the manger; and he often caught an interval
- from his work to scrape a dancing-tune on it, keeping time with his heels,
- to our great delight.
- </p>
- <p>
- A most wailing minor-keyed tune was doled forth, which seemed quite
- refreshing to Sam's pathetic vein, as he sang in his most lugubrious
- tones,&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- <br />
- </p>
- <p class="indent20">
- &ldquo;'My name was Robert Kidd
- </p>
- <p class="indent30">
- As I sailed, as I sailed,
- </p>
- <p class="indent20">
- My name was Robert Kidd;
- </p>
- <p class="indent20">
- God's laws I did forbid,
- </p>
- <p class="indent20">
- And so wickedly I did,
- </p>
- <p class="indent30">
- As I sailed, as I sailed.'
- </p>
- <p>
- <br />
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Now ye see, boys, he's a goin' to tell how he abused his religious
- privileges; just hear now:&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- <br />
- </p>
- <p class="indent20">
- &ldquo;'My father taught me well,
- </p>
- <p class="indent30">
- As I sailed, as I sailed;
- </p>
- <p class="indent20">
- My father taught me well
- </p>
- <p class="indent20">
- To shun the gates of hell,
- </p>
- <p class="indent20">
- But yet I did rebel,
- </p>
- <p class="indent30">
- As I sailed, as I sailed.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br />
- </p>
- <p class="indent20">
- &ldquo;'He put a Bible in my hand,
- </p>
- <p class="indent30">
- As I sailed, as I sailed;
- </p>
- <p class="indent20">
- He put a Bible in my hand,
- </p>
- <p class="indent20">
- And I sunk it in the sand
- </p>
- <p class="indent20">
- Before I left the strand,
- </p>
- <p class="indent30">
- As I sailed, as I sailed.'
- </p>
- <p>
- <br />
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Did ye ever hear o' such a hardened, contrary critter, boys? It's awful
- to think on. Wal, ye see that 'are's the way fellers allers begin the ways
- o' sin, by turnin' their backs on the Bible and the advice o' pious
- parents. Now hear what he come to:&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- <br />
- </p>
- <p class="indent20">
- &ldquo;'Then I murdered William More,
- </p>
- <p class="indent30">
- As I sailed, as I sailed;
- </p>
- <p class="indent20">
- I murdered William More,
- </p>
- <p class="indent20">
- And left him in his gore,
- </p>
- <p class="indent20">
- Not many leagues from shore,
- </p>
- <p class="indent30">
- As I sailed, as I sailed.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br />
- </p>
- <p class="indent20">
- &ldquo;'To execution dock
- </p>
- <p class="indent30">
- I must go, I must go.
- </p>
- <p class="indent20">
- To execution dock,
- </p>
- <p class="indent20">
- While thousands round me flock,
- </p>
- <p class="indent20">
- To see me on the block,
- </p>
- <p class="indent30">
- I must go, I must go.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br />
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;There was a good deal more on't,&rdquo; said Sam, pausing, &ldquo;but I don't seem to
- remember it; but it's real solemn and affectin'.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Who was Capt. Kidd, Sam?&rdquo; said I.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, he was an officer in the British navy, and he got to bein' a pirate:
- used to take ships and sink 'em, and murder the folks; and so they say he
- got no end o' money,&mdash;gold and silver and precious stones, as many as
- the wise men in the East. But ye see, what good did it all do him? He
- couldn't use it, and dar'sn't keep it; so he used to bury it in spots
- round here and there in the awfullest heathen way ye ever heard of. Why,
- they say he allers used to kill one or two men or women or children of his
- prisoners, and bury with it, so that their sperits might keep watch on it
- ef anybody was to dig arter it. That 'are thing has been tried and tried
- and tried, but no man nor mother's son on 'em ever got a cent that dug.
- 'Twas tried here'n Oldtown; and they come pretty nigh gettin' on't, but it
- gin 'em the slip. Ye see, boys, <i>it's the Devil's money</i>, and he
- holds a pretty tight grip on't.&rdquo;.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well, how was it about digging for it? Tell us, did <i>you</i> do it?
- Were <i>you</i> there? Did you see it? And why couldn't they get it?&rdquo; we
- both asked eagerly and in one breath.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Why, Lordy massy I boys, your questions tumbles over each other thick as
- martins out o' a martin-box. Now, you jest be moderate and let alone, and
- I 'll tell you all about it from the beginnin' to the end. I didn't railly
- have no hand in't, though I was knowin' to 't, as I be to most things that
- goes on round here; but my conscience wouldn't railly a let me start on no
- sich undertakin'.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, the one that fust sot the thing a goin' was old Mother Hokum, that
- used to live up in that little tumble-down shed by the cranberry-pond up
- beyond the spring pastur'. They had a putty bad name, them Hokums. How
- they got a livin' nobody knew; for they didn't seem to pay no attention to
- raisin' nothin' but childun, but the duce knows, there was plenty o' them.
- Their old hut was like a rabbit-pen: there was a tow-head to every crack
- and cranny. 'Member what old Cæsar said once when the word come to the
- store that old Hokum had got twins. 'S'pose de Lord knows best,' says
- Cæsar, 'but <i>I</i> thought dere was Hokums enough afore.' Wal, even poor
- workin' industrious folks like me finds it's hard gettin' along when
- there's so many mouths to feed. Lordy massy! there don't never seem to be
- no end on't, and so it ain't wonderful, come to think on't, ef folks like
- them Hokums gets tempted to help along in ways that ain't quite right.
- Anyhow, folks did use to think that old Hokum was too sort o' familiar
- with their wood-piles 'long in the night, though they couldn't never prove
- it on him; and when Mother Hokum come to houses round to wash, folks use
- sometimes to miss pieces, here and there, though they never could find 'em
- on her; then they was allers a gettin' in debt here and a gettin' in debt
- there. Why, they got to owin' two dollars to Joe Gidger for butcher's
- meat. Joe was sort o' good-natured and let 'em have meat, 'cause Hokum he
- promised so fair to pay; but he couldn't never get it out o' him. 'Member
- once Joe walked clear up to the cranberry-pond arter that 'are two
- dollars; but Mother Hokum she see him a comin' jest as he come past the
- juniper-bush on the corner. She says to Hokum, 'Get into bed, old man,
- quick, and let me tell the story,' says she. So she covered him up; and
- when Gidger come in she come up to him, and says she, 'Why, Mr. Gidger,
- I'm jest ashamed to see ye: why, Mr. Hokum was jest a comin' down to pay
- ye that 'are money last week, but ye see he was took down with the
- small-pox'&mdash;Joe didn't hear no more: he just turned round, and he
- streaked it out that 'are door with his coat-tails flyin' out straight
- ahind him; and old Mother Hokum she jest stood at the window holdin' her
- sides and laughin' fit to split, to see him run. That 'are's jest a sample
- o' the ways them Hokums cut up.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, you see, boys, there's a queer kind o' rock down on the bank 'o the
- river, that looks sort o' like a grave-stone. The biggest part on't is
- sunk down under ground, and it's pretty well growed over with
- blackberry-vines; but, when you scratch the bushes away, they used to make
- out some queer marks on that 'are rock. They was sort o' lines and
- crosses; and folks would have it that them was Kidd's private marks, and
- that there was one o' the places where he hid his money.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, there's no sayin' fairly how it come to be thought so; but fellers
- used to say so, and they used sometimes to talk it over to the tahvern,
- and kind o' wonder whether or no, if they should dig, they wouldn't come
- to suthin'.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, old Mother Hokum she heard on't, and she was a sort o' enterprisin'
- old crittur: fact was, she had to be, 'cause the young Hokums was jest
- like bag-worms, the more they growed the more they eat, and I expect she
- found it pretty hard to fill their mouths; and so she said ef there <i>was</i>
- any thing under that 'are rock, they'd as good's have it as the Devil; and
- so she didn't give old Hokum no peace o' his life, but he must see what
- there was there.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, I was with 'em the night they was a talkin' on't up. Ye see, Hokum
- he got thirty-seven cents' worth o' lemons and sperit. I see him goin' by
- as I was out a splittin' kindlin's; and says he, 'Sam, you jest go 'long
- up to our house to-night,' says he: 'Toddy Whitney and Harry Wiggin's
- comin' up, and we're goin' to have a little suthin' hot,' says he; and he
- kind o' showed me the lemons and sperit. And I told him I guessed I would
- go 'long. Wal, I kind o' wanted to see what they'd be up to, ye know.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, come to find out, they was a talkin' about Cap'n Kidd's treasures,
- and layin' out how they should get it, and a settin' one another on with
- gret stories about it.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'I've heard that there was whole chists full o gold guineas,' says one.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'And I've heard o' gold bracelets and ear-rings and finger-rings all
- sparklin' with diamonds,' says another.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Maybe it's old silver plate from some o' them old West Indian grandees,'
- says another.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Wal, whatever it is,' says Mother Hokum, 'I want to be into it,' says
- she.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Wal, Sam, won't you jine?' says they.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Wal, boys,' says I, 'I kind a' don't feel jest like j'inin'. I sort o'
- ain't clear about the rights on't: seems to me it's mighty nigh like goin'
- to the Devil for money.'
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Wal,' says Mother Hokum, 'what if 'tis? Money's money, get it how ye
- will; and the Devil's money 'll buy as much meat as any. I'd go to the
- Devil, if he gave good money.'
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Wal, I guess I wouldn't,' says I. 'Don't you 'member the sermon Parson
- Lothrop preached about hastin' to be rich, last sabba' day?'
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Parson Lothrop be hanged!' says she. 'Wal, now,' says she, 'I like to
- see a parson with his silk stockin's and great gold-headed cane, a
- lollopin' on his carriage behind his fat, prancin' hosses, comin' to
- meetin' to preach to us poor folks not to want to be rich! How'd he like
- it to have forty-'leven children, and nothin' to put onto 'em or into 'em,
- I wonder? Guess if Lady Lothrop had to rub and scrub, and wear her fingers
- to the bone as I do, she'd want to be rich; and I guess the parson, if he
- couldn't get a bellyful for a week, would be for diggin' up Kidd's money,
- or doing 'most any thing else to make the pot bile.'
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Wal,' says I, 'I 'll kind o' go with ye, boys, and sort o' see how
- things turn out; but I guess I won't take no shere in't,' says I.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, they got it all planned out. They was to wait till the full moon,
- and then they was to get Primus King to go with 'em and help do the
- diggin'. Ye see, Hokum and Toddy Whitney and Wiggin are all putty softly
- fellers, and hate dreffully to work; and I tell you the Kidd money ain't
- to be got without a pretty tough piece o' diggin'. Why, it's jest like
- diggin' a well to get at it. Now, Primus King was the master hand for
- diggin' wells, and so they said they'd get him by givin' on him a shere.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Harry Wiggin he didn't want no nigger a sherin in it, he said; but Toddy
- and Hokum they said that when there was such stiff diggin' to be done,
- they didn't care if they did go in with a nigger.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, Wiggin he said he hadn't no objection to havin' the nigger do the
- diggin,' it was <i>alterin' the profits</i> he objected to.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Wal,' says Hokum, 'you can't get him without,' says he. 'Primus knows
- too much,' says he: 'you can't fool him.' Finally they 'greed that they
- was to give Primus twenty dollars, and shere the treasure 'mong
- themselves.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Come to talk with Primus, he wouldn't stick in a spade, unless they'd pay
- him aforehand. Ye see, Primus was up to 'em; he knowed about Gidger, and
- there wa'n't none on 'em that was particular good pay; and so they all
- jest hed to rake and scrape, and pay him down the twenty dollars among
- 'em; and they 'greed for the fust full moon, at twelve o'clock at night,
- the 9th of October.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, ye see I had to tell Hepsy I was goin' out to watch. Wal, so I was;
- but not jest in the way she took it: but, Lordy massy! a feller has to
- tell his wife suthin' to keep her quiet, ye know, 'specially Hepsy.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, wal, of all the moonlight nights that ever I did see, I never did
- see one equal to that. Why, you could see the color o' every thing. I
- 'member I could see how the huckleberry-bushes on the rock was red as
- blood when the moonlight shone through 'em; 'cause the leaves, you see,
- had begun to turn.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Goin' on our way we got to talkin' about the sperits.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'I ain't afraid on 'em,' says Hokum. 'What harm can a sperit do me?' says
- he. 'I don't care ef there's a dozen on 'em;' and he took a swig at his
- bottle.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Oh! there ain't no sperits,' says Harry Wiggin. 'That 'are talk's all
- nonsense;' and he took a swig at <i>his</i> bottle.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Wal,' says Toddy, 'I don't know 'bout that 'are. Me and Ike Sanders has
- seen the sperits in the Cap'n Brown house. We thought we'd jest have a
- peek into the window one night; and there was a whole flock o' black colts
- without no heads on come rushin' on us and knocked us flat.'
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'I expect you'd been at the tahvern,' said Hokum.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Wal, yes, we had; but them was sperits: we wa'n't drunk, now; we was
- jest as sober as ever we was.'
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Wal, they won't get away my money,' says Primus, for I put it safe away
- in Dinah's teapot afore I come out;' and then he showed all his ivories
- from ear to ear. 'I think all this 'are's sort o' foolishness,' says
- Primus.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Wal,' says I, 'boys, I ain't a goin' to have no part or lot in this 'ere
- matter, but I 'll jest lay it off to you how it's to be done. Ef Kidd's
- money is under this rock, there's <i>sperits</i> that watch it, and you
- mustn't give 'em no advantage. There mustn't be a word spoke from the time
- ye get sight o' the treasure till ye get it safe up on to firm ground,'
- says I. 'Ef ye do, it 'll vanish right out o' sight. I've talked with them
- that has dug down to it and seen it; but they allers lost it, 'cause
- they'd call out and say suthin'; and the minute they spoke, away it went.'
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, so they marked off the ground; and Primus he begun to dig, and the
- rest kind o' sot round. It was so still it was kind o' solemn. Ye see, it
- was past twelve o'clock, and every critter in Oldtown was asleep; and
- there was two whippoorwills on the great Cap'n Brown elm-trees, that kep'
- a answerin' each other back and forward sort o' solitary like; and then
- every once in a while there'd come a sort o' strange whisper up among the
- elm-tree leaves, jest as if there was talkin' goin' on; and every time
- Primus struck his spade into the ground it sounded sort o' holler, jest as
- if he'd been a diggin' a grave. 'It's kind o' melancholy,' says I, 'to
- think o' them poor critters that had to be killed and buried jest to keep
- this 'ere treasure. What awful things 'll be brought to light in the
- judgment day! Them poor critters they loved to live and hated to die as
- much as any on us; but no, they hed to die jest to satisfy that critter's
- wicked will. I've heard them as thought they could tell the Cap'n Kidd
- places by layin' their ear to the ground at midnight, and they'd hear
- groans and wailin's.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Why, Sam! were there really people who could tell where Kidd's money
- was?&rdquo; I here interposed.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Oh, sartin! why, yis. There was Shebna Bascom, he was one. Shebna could
- always tell what was under the earth. He'd cut a hazel-stick, and hold it
- in his hand when folks was wantin' to know where to dig wells; and that
- 'are stick would jest turn in his hand, and p'int down till it would
- fairly grind the bark off; and ef you dug in that place you was sure to
- find a spring. Oh, yis! Shebna he's told many where the Kidd money was,
- and been with 'em when they dug for it; but the pester on't was they
- allers lost it, 'cause they would some on 'em speak afore they thought.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;But, Sam, what about this digging? Let's know what came of it,&rdquo; said we,
- as Sam appeared to lose his way in his story.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, ye see, they dug down about five feet, when Primus he struck his
- spade smack on something that chincked like iron.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br /><a name="linkimage-0015" id="linkimage-0015"> </a>
- </p>
- <div class="fig" style="width:65%;">
- <img src="images/0141.jpg" alt="0141m " width="100%" /><br />
- </div>
- <h5>
- <a href="images/0141.jpg"><img src="images/enlarge.jpg" alt="" /> </a>
- </h5>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, then Hokum and Toddy Whitney was into the hole in a minute: they
- made Primus get out, and they took the spade, 'cause they wanted to be
- sure to come on it themselves.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, they begun, and they dug and he scraped, and sure enough they come
- to a gret iron pot as big as your granny's dinner-pot, with an iron bale
- to it.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, then they put down a rope, and he put the rope through the handle;
- then Hokum and Toddy they clambered upon the bank, and all on 'em began to
- draw up jest as still and silent as could be. They drawed and they drawed,
- till they jest got it even with the ground, when Toddy spoke out all in a
- tremble, 'There,' says he, <i>we've got it!</i>' And the minit he spoke
- they was both struck by <i>suthin''</i> that knocked 'em clean over; and
- the rope give a crack like a pistol-shot, and broke short off; and the pot
- went down, down, down, and they heard it goin', jink, jink, jink; and it
- went way down into the earth, and the ground closed over it; and then they
- heard the screechin'est laugh ye ever did hear.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I want to know, Sam, did you see that pot?&rdquo; I exclaimed at this part of
- the story.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, no, I didn't. Ye see, I jest happened to drop asleep while they was
- diggin', I was so kind o' tired, and I didn't wake up till it was all
- over.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I was waked up, 'cause there was consid'able of a scuffle; for Hokum was
- so mad at Toddy for speakin', that he was a fistin' on him; and old Primus
- he jest haw-hawed and laughed. 'Wal, I got <i>my</i> money safe, anyhow,'
- says he.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Wal, come to,' says I. ''Tain't no use cryin' for spilt milk: you've
- jest got to turn in now and fill up this 'ere hole, else the selectmen 'll
- be down on ye.'
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Wal,' says Primus, 'I didn't engage to fill up no holes;' and he put his
- spade on his shoulder and trudged off.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, it was putty hard work, fillin' in that hole; but Hokum and Toddy
- and Wiggin had to do it, 'cause they didn't want to have everybody a
- laughin' at 'em; and I kind o' tried to set it home to 'em, showin' on 'em
- that 'twas all for the best.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Ef you'd a been left to get that 'are money, there'd a come a cuss with
- it,' says I. 'It shows the vanity o' hastin' to be rich.'
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Oh, you shet up!' says Hokum, says he. 'You never hasted to any thing,'
- says he. Ye see, he was riled, that's why he spoke so.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Sam,&rdquo; said we, after maturely reflecting over the story, &ldquo;what do you
- suppose was in that pot?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Lordy massy! boys: ye never will be done askin' questions. Why, how
- should I know?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
- <a name="link2H_4_0007" id="link2H_4_0007"> </a>
- </p>
- <div style="height: 4em;">
- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- &ldquo;MIS' ELDERKIN'S PITCHER.&rdquo;
- </h2>
- <p>
- <br /><br /><a name="linkimage-0016" id="linkimage-0016"> </a>
- </p>
- <div class="figleft" style="width:20%;">
- <img src="images/9146.jpg" alt="9146 " width="100%" /><br /><a
- href="images/9146.jpg"><img src="images/enlarge.jpg" alt="" /> </a>
- </div>
- <p>
- E see, boys,&rdquo; said Sam Lawson, as we were gathering young wintergreen on a
- sunny hillside in June,&mdash;&ldquo;ye see, folks don't allers know what their
- marcies is when they sees 'em. Folks is kind o' blinded; and, when a
- providence comes along, they don't seem to know how to take it, and they
- growl and grumble about what turns out the best things that ever happened
- to 'em in their lives. It's like Mis' Elderkin's pitcher.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What about Mis' Elderkin's pitcher?&rdquo; said both of us in one breath.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Didn't I never tell ye, now?&rdquo; said Sam: &ldquo;why, I wanter know?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- No, we were sure he never had told us; and Sam as usual, began clearing
- the ground by a thorough introduction, with statistical expositions.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, ye see, Mis' Elderkin she lives now over to Sherburne in about the
- handsomest house in Sherburne,&mdash;a high white house, with green blinds
- and white pillars in front,&mdash;and she rides out in her own kerridge;
- and Mr. Elderkin, he's a deakin in the church, and a colonel in the
- malitia, and a s'lectman, and pretty much atop every thing there is goin'
- in Sherburne, and it all come of that 'are pitcher.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What pitcher?&rdquo; we shouted in chorus.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Lordy massy! that 'are's jest what I'm a goin' to tell you about; but, ye
- see, a feller's jest got to make a beginnin' to all things.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Mis' Elderkin she thinks she's a gret lady nowadays, I s'pose; but I
- 'member when she was Miry Brown over here'n Oldtown, and I used to be
- waitin' on her to singing-school.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Miry and I was putty good friends along in them days,&mdash;we was putty
- consid'able kind o' intimate. Fact is, boys, there was times in them days
- when I thought whether or no I wouldn't <i>take</i> Miry myself,&rdquo; said
- Sam, his face growing luminous with the pleasing idea of his former
- masculine attractions and privileges. &ldquo;Yis,&rdquo; he continued, &ldquo;there was a
- time when folks said I could a hed Miry ef I'd asked her; and I putty much
- think so myself, but I didn't say nothin': marriage is allers kind
- o'ventursome; an' Miry had such up-and-down kind o' ways, I was sort o'
- fraid on't.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;But Lordy massy! boys, you mustn't never tell Hepsy I said so, 'cause
- she'd be mad enough to bite a shingle-nail in two. Not that she sets so
- very gret by me neither; but then women's backs is allers up ef they think
- anybody else could a hed you, whether they want you themselves or not.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Ye see, Miry she was old Black Hoss John Brown's da'ter, and lived up
- there in that 'are big brown house by the meetin'-house, that 'hes the red
- hollyhock in the front yard. Miry was about the handsomest gal that went
- into the singers' seat a Sunday.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I tell you she wa'n't none o' your milk-and-sugar gals neither,&mdash;she
- was 'mazin' strong built. She was the strongest gal in her arms that I
- ever see. Why, I've seen Miry take up a barrel o' flour, and lift it right
- into the kitchen; and it would jest make the pink come into her cheeks
- like two roses, but she never seemed to mind it a grain. She had a good
- strong back of her own, and she was straight as a poplar, with snappin'
- black eyes, and I tell you there was a snap to her tongue too. Nobody
- never got ahead o' Miry; she'd give every fellow as good as he sent, but
- for all that she was a gret favorite.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Miry was one o' your briery, scratchy gals, that seems to catch fellers
- in thorns. She allers fit and flouted her beaux, and the more she fit and
- flouted 'em the more they'd be arter her. There wa'n't a gal in all
- Oldtown that led such a string o' fellers arter her; 'cause, you see,
- she'd now and then throw 'em a good word over her shoulder, and then
- they'd all fight who should get it, and she'd jest laugh to see 'em do it.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Why, there was Tom Sawin, he was one o' her beaux, and Jim Moss, and Ike
- Bacon; and there was a Boston boy, Tom Beacon, he came up from Cambridge
- to rusticate with Parson Lothrop; he thought he must have his say with
- Miry, but he got pretty well come up with. You see, he thought 'cause he
- was Boston born that he was kind o' aristocracy, and hed a right jest to
- pick and choose 'mong country gals; but the way he got come up with by
- Miry was too funny for any thing.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Do tell us about it,&rdquo; we said, as Sam made an artful pause, designed to
- draw forth solicitation.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, ye see, Tom Beacon he told Ike Bacon about it, and Ike he told me.
- 'Twas this way. Ye see, there was a quiltin' up to Mis' Cap'n Broad's, and
- Tom Beacon he was there; and come to goin' home with the gals, Tom he cut
- Ike out, and got Miry all to himself; and 'twas a putty long piece of a
- walk from Mis' Cap'n Broad's up past the swamp and the stone pastur' clear
- up to old Black Hoss John's.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, Tom he was in high feather 'cause Miry took him, so that he didn't
- reelly know how to behave; and so, as they was walkin' along past Parson
- Lothrop's apple-orchard, Tom thought he'd try bein' familiar, and he
- undertook to put his arm round Miry. Wal, if she didn't jest take that
- little fellow by his two shoulders and whirl him over the fence into the
- orchard quicker'n no time. 'Why,' says Tom, 'the fust I knew I was lyin'
- on my back under the appletrees lookin' up at the stars.' Miry she jest
- walked off home and said nothin' to nobody,&mdash;it wa'n't her way to
- talk much about things; and, if it hedn't ben for Tom Beacon himself,
- nobody need 'a' known nothin' about it. Tom was a little fellow, you see,
- and 'mazin' good-natured, and one o' the sort that couldn't keep nothin'
- to himself; and so he let the cat out o' the bag himself. Wal, there
- didn't nobody think the worse o' Miry. When fellers find a gal won't take
- saace from no man, they kind o' respect her; and then fellers allers
- thinks ef it hed ben <i>them</i>, now, things 'd 'a' been different.
- That's jest what Jim Moss and Ike Bacon said: they said, why Tom Beacon
- was a fool not to know better how to get along with Miry,&mdash;<i>they</i>
- never had no trouble. The fun of it was, that Tom Beacon himself was more
- crazy after her than he was afore; and they say he made Miry a right
- up-and-down offer, and Miry she jest wouldn't have him.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, you see, that went agin old Black Hoss John's idees: old Black Hoss
- was about as close as a nut and as contrairy as a pipperage-tree. You
- ought to 'a' seen him. Why, his face was all a perfect crisscross o'
- wrinkles. There wa'n't a spot where you could put a pin down that there
- wa'n't a wrinkle; and they used to say that he held on to every cent that
- went through his fingers till he'd pinched it into two. You couldn't say
- that his god was his belly, for he hedn't none, no more'n an old file:
- folks said that he'd starved himself till the moon'd shine through him.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Old Black Hoss was awfully grouty about Miry's refusin' Tom Beacon,
- 'cause there was his houses and lots o' land in Boston. A drefful worldly
- old critter Black Hoss John was: he was like the rich fool in the gospel.
- Wal, he's dead and gone now, poor critter, and what good has it all done
- him? It's as the Scriptur' says, 'He heapeth up riches, and knoweth not
- who shall gather them.'
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Miry hed a pretty hard row to hoe with old Black Hoss John. She was up
- early and down late, and kep' every thing a goin'. She made the cheese and
- made the butter, and between spells she braided herself handsome straw
- bunnets, and fixed up her clothes; and somehow she worked it so when she
- sold her butter and cheese that there was somethin' for ribbins and
- flowers. You know the Scriptur' says, 'Can a maid forget her ornaments?'
- Wal, Miry didn't. I 'member I used to lead the singin' in them days, and
- Miry she used to sing counter, so we sot putty near together in the
- singers' seats; and I used to think Sunday mornin's when she come to
- meetin' in her white dress and her red cheeks, and her bunnet all tipped
- off with laylock, that 'twas for all the world jest like sunshine to have
- her come into the singers' seats. Them was the days that I didn't improve
- my privileges, boys,&rdquo; said Sam, sighing deeply. &ldquo;There was times that ef
- I'd a spoke, there's no knowin' what mightn't 'a' happened, 'cause, you
- see, boys, I was better lookin' in them days than I be now. Now you mind,
- boys, when you grow up, ef you get to waitin' on a nice gal, and you're
- 'most a mind to speak up to her, don't you go and put it off, 'cause, ef
- you do, you may live to repent it.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, you see, from the time that Bill Elderkin come and took the academy,
- I could see plain enough that it was time for me to hang up my fiddle.
- Bill he used to set in the singers' seats, too, and he would have it that
- he sung tenor. He no more sung tenor than a skunk-blackbird, but he made
- b'lieve he did, jest to git next to Miry in the singers' seats. They used
- to set there in the seats a writin' backward and forward to each other
- till they tore out all the leaves of the hymn-books, and the singin'-books
- besides. Wal, I never thought that the house o' the Lord was jest the
- place to be courtin' in, and I used to get consid'able shocked at the way
- things went on atween 'em. Why, they'd be a writin' all sermon-time; and
- I've seen him a lookin' at her all through the long prayer in a way that
- wa'n't right, considerin' they was both professors of religion. But then
- the fact was, old Black Hoss John was to blame for it, 'cause he never let
- 'em have no chance to hum. Ye see, old Black Hoss he was sot agin Elderkin
- 'cause he was poor. You see, his mother, the old Widdah Elderkin, she was
- jest about the poorest, peakedest old body over to Sherburne, and went out
- to days' works; and Bill Elderkin he was all for books and larnin', and
- old Black Hoss John he thought it was just shiftlessness: but Miry she
- thought he was a genius; and she got it sot in her mind that he was goin'
- to be President o' the United States, or some sich.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, old Black Hoss he wa'n't none too polite to Miry's beaux in gineral,
- but when Elderkin used to come to see her he was snarlier than a saw: he
- hadn't a good word for him noways; and he'd rake up the fire right before
- his face and eyes, and rattle about fastenin' up the windows, and tramp up
- to bed, and call down the chamber-stairs to Miry to go to bed, and was
- sort o' aggravatin' every way.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, ef folks wants to get a gal set on havin' a man, that 'ere's the way
- to go to work. Miry had a consid'able stiff will of her own; and, ef she
- didn't care about Tom Beacon before, she hated him now; and, if she liked
- Bill Elderkin before, she was clean gone over to him now. And so she took
- to 'goin' to the Wednesday-evenin' lecture, and the Friday-even-in'
- prayer-meetin', and the singin'-school, jest as regular as a clock, and so
- did he; and arterwards they allers walked home the longest way. Fathers
- may jest as well let their gals be courted in the house, peaceable,
- 'cause, if they can't be courted there, they 'll find places where they
- can be: it's jest human natur'.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, come fall, Elderkin he went to college up to Brunswick; and then I
- used to see the letters as regular up to the store every week, comin' in
- from Brunswick, and old Black Hoss John he see 'em too, and got a way of
- droppin' on 'em in his coat-pocket when he come up to the store, and folks
- used to say that the letters that went into his coat-pocket didn't get to
- Miry. Anyhow, Miry she says to me one day, says she, 'Sam, you're up round
- the post-office a good deal,' says she. 'I wish, if you see any letters
- for me, you'd jest bring 'em along.' I see right into it, and I told her
- to be sure I would; and so I used to have the carryin' of great thick
- letters every week. Wal, I was waitin' on Hepsy' along about them times,
- and so Miry and I kind o' sympathized. Hepsy was a pretty gal, and I
- thought it was all best as 'twas; any way, I knew I couldn't get Miry, and
- I could get Hepsy, and that made all the difference in the world.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, that next winter old Black Hoss was took down with rheumatism, and I
- tell you if Miry didn't have a time on't! He wa'n't noways sweet-tempered
- when he was well; but come to be crooked up with the rheumatis' and kep'
- awake nights, it seemed as if he was determined there shouldn't nobody
- have no peace so long as he couldn't.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;He'd get Miry up and down with him night after night a makin' her heat
- flannels and vinegar, and then he'd jaw and scold so that she was eenymost
- beat out. He wouldn't have nobody set up with him, though there was offers
- made. No: he said Miry was his daughter, and 'twas her bisness to take
- care on him.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Miry was clear worked down: folks kind o' pitied her. She was a strong
- gal, but there's things that wears out the strongest. The worst on't was,
- it hung on so. Old Black Hoss had a most amazin' sight o' constitution.
- He'd go all down to death's door, and seem hardly to have the breath o'
- life in him, and then up he'd come agin! These 'ere old folks that nobody
- wants to have live allers hev such a sight o' wear in 'em, they jest last
- and last; and it really did seem as if he'd wear Miry out and get her into
- the grave fust, for she got a cough with bein' up so much in the cold, and
- grew thin as a shadder. 'Member one time I went up there to offer to watch
- jest in the spring o' the year, when the laylocks was jest a buddin' out,
- and Miry she come and talked with me over the fence; and the poor gal she
- fairly broke down, and sobbed as if her heart would break, a tellin' me
- her trouble.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, it reelly affected me more to have Miry give up so than most gals,
- 'cause she'd allers held her head up, and hed sich a sight o' grit and
- resolution; but she told me all about it.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It seems old Black Hoss he wa'n't content with worryin' on her, and
- gettin' on her up nights, but he kep' a hectorin' her about Bill Elderkin,
- and wantin' on her to promise that she wouldn't hev Bill when he was dead
- and gone; and Miry she wouldn't promise, and then the old man said she
- shouldn't have a cent from him if she didn't, and so they had it back and
- forth. Everybody in town was sayin' what a shame 'twas that he should
- sarve her so; for though he hed other children, they was married and gone,
- and there wa'n't none of them to do for him but jest Miry.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, he hung on till jest as the pinys in the front yard was beginnin' to
- blow out, and then he began to feel he was a goin', and he sent for Parson
- Lothrop to know what was to be done about his soul.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Wal,' says Parson Lothrop, 'you must settle up all your worldly affairs;
- you must be in peace and love with all mankind; and, if you've wronged
- anybody, you must make it good to 'em.'
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Old Black Hoss he bounced right over in his bed with his back to the
- minister.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'The devil!' says he: ''twill take all I've got.' And he never spoke
- another word, though Parson Lothrop he prayed with him, and did what he
- could for him.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, that night I sot up with him; and he went off 'tween two and three
- in the mornin', and I laid him out regular. Of all the racks o' bone I
- ever see, I never see a human critter so poor as he was. 'Twa'n't nothin'
- but his awful will kep' his soul in his body so long, as it was.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;We had the funeral in the meetin'-house a Sunday; and Parson Lothrop he
- preached a sarmon on contentment on the text, 'We brought nothin' into the
- world, and it's sartin we can carry nothin' out; and having food and
- raiment, let us be therewith content.' Parson Lothrop he got round the
- subject about as handsome as he could: he didn't say what a skinflint old
- Black Hoss was, but he talked in a gineral way about the vanity o'
- worryin' an' scrapin to heap up riches. Ye see, Parson Lothrop he could
- say it all putty easy, too, 'cause since he married a rich wife he never
- hed no occasion to worry about temporal matters. Folks allers preaches
- better on the vanity o' riches when they's in tol'able easy circumstances.
- Ye see, when folks is pestered and worried to pay their bills, and don't
- know where the next dollar's to come from, it's a great temptation to be
- kind o' valooin' riches, and mebbe envyin' those that's got 'em; whereas
- when one's accounts all pays themselves, and the money comes jest when its
- wanted regular, a body feels sort o' composed like, and able to take the
- right view o' things, like Parson Lothrop.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, arter sermon the relations all went over to the old house to hear
- the will read; and, as I was kind o' friend with the family, I jest
- slipped in along with the rest.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Squire Jones he had the will; and so when they all got sot round all
- solemn, he broke the seals and unfolded it, cracklin' it a good while
- afore he begun and it was so still you might a heard a pin drop when he
- begun to read. Fust, there was the farm and stock, he left to his son John
- Brown over in Sherburne. Then there was the household stuff and all them
- things, spoons and dishes, and beds and kiver-lids, and so on, to his
- da'ter Polly Blanchard. And then, last of all, he says, he left to his
- da'ter Miry <i>the pitcher that was on the top o' the shelf in his
- bed-room closet.</i>
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;That' 'are was an old cracked pitcher that Miry allers hed hated the
- sight of, and spring and fall she used to beg her father to let her throw
- it away; but no, he wouldn't let her touch it, and so it stood gatherin'
- dust.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Some on 'em run and handed it down; and it seemed jest full o'
- scourin'-sand and nothin' else, and they handed it to Miry.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, Miry she was wrathy then. She didn't so much mind bein' left out in
- the will, 'cause she expected that; but to have that 'are old pitcher
- poked at her so sort o' scornful was more'n she could bear.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;She took it and gin it a throw across the room with all her might; and it
- hit agin the wall and broke into a thousand bits, when out rolled hundreds
- of gold pieces; great gold eagles and guineas flew round the kitchen jest
- as thick as dandelions in a meadow. I tell you, she scrabbled them up
- pretty quick, and we all helped her.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br /><a name="linkimage-0017" id="linkimage-0017"> </a>
- </p>
- <div class="fig" style="width:65%;">
- <img src="images/0163.jpg" alt="0163m " width="100%" /><br />
- </div>
- <h5>
- <a href="images/0163.jpg"><img src="images/enlarge.jpg" alt="" /> </a>
- </h5>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Come to count 'em over, Miry had the best fortin of the whole, as 'twas
- right and proper she should. Miry she was a sensible gal, and she invested
- her money well; and so, when Bill Elderkin got through his law-studies, he
- found a wife that could make a nice beginnin' with him. And that's the
- way, you see, they came to be doin' as well as they be.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;So, boys, you jest mind and remember and allers see what there is in a
- providence afore you quarrel with it, 'cause there's a good many things in
- this world turns out like Mis' Elderkin's pitcher.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
- <a name="link2H_4_0008" id="link2H_4_0008"> </a>
- </p>
- <div style="height: 4em;">
- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- THE GHOST IN THE CAP'N BROWN HOUSE.
- </h2>
- <p>
- <br /><br /><a name="linkimage-0018" id="linkimage-0018"> </a>
- </p>
- <div class="figleft" style="width:20%;">
- <img src="images/9165.jpg" alt="9165 " width="100%" /><br /><a
- href="images/9165.jpg"><img src="images/enlarge.jpg" alt="" /> </a>
- </div>
- <p>
- OW, Sam, tell us certain true, is there any such things as ghosts?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Be there ghosts?&rdquo; said Sam, immediately translating into his vernacular
- grammar: &ldquo;wal, now, that are's jest the question, ye see.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well, grandma thinks there are, and Aunt Lois thinks it's all nonsense.
- Why, Aunt Lois don't even believe the stories in Cotton Mather's
- 'Magnalia.'&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wanter know?&rdquo; said Sam, with a tone of slow, languid meditation.
- </p>
- <p>
- We were sitting on a bank of the Charles River, fishing. The soft
- melancholy red of evening was fading off in streaks on the glassy water,
- and the houses of Oldtown were beginning to loom through the gloom, solemn
- and ghostly. There are times and tones and moods of nature that make all
- the vulgar, daily real seem shadowy, vague, and supernatural, as if the
- outlines of this hard material present were fading into the invisible and
- unknown. So Oldtown, with its elm-trees, its great square white houses,
- its meeting-house and tavern and blacksmith's shop and mill, which at high
- noon seem as real and as commonplace as possible, at this hour of the
- evening were dreamy and solemn. They rose up blurred, indistinct, dark;
- here and there winking candles sent long lines of light through the
- shadows, and little drops of unforeseen rain rippled the sheeny darkness
- of the water.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, you see, boys, in them things it's jest as well to mind your granny.
- There's a consid'able sight o' gumption in grandmas. You look at the folks
- that's allus tellin' you what they don't believe,&mdash;they don't believe
- this, and they don't believe that,&mdash;and what sort o' folks is they?
- Why, like yer Aunt Lois, sort o' stringy and dry. There ain't no 'sorption
- got out o' not believin' nothin'.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Lord a massy! we don't know nothin' 'bout them things. We hain't ben
- there, and can't say that there ain't no ghosts and sich; can we, now?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- We agreed to that fact, and sat a little closer to Sam in the gathering
- gloom.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Tell us about the Cap'n Brown house, Sam.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Ye didn't never go over the Cap'n Brown house?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- No, we had not that advantage.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, yer see, Cap'n Brown he made all his money to sea, in furrin parts,
- and then come here to Oldtown to settle down.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Now, there ain't no knowin' 'bout these 'ere old ship-masters, where
- they's ben, or what they's ben a doin', or how they got their money. Ask
- me no questions, and I 'll tell ye no lies, is 'bout the best philosophy
- for them. Wal, it didn't do no good to ask Cap'n Brown questions too
- close, 'cause you didn't git no satisfaction. Nobody rightly knew 'bout
- who his folks was, or where they come from; and, ef a body asked him, he
- used to say that the very fust he know'd 'bout himself he was a young man
- walkin' the streets in London.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;But, yer see, boys, he hed money, and that is about all folks wanter know
- when a man comes to settle down. And he bought that 'are place, and built
- that 'are house. He built it all sea-cap'n fashion, so's to feel as much
- at home as he could. The parlor was like a ship's cabin. The table and
- chairs was fastened down to the floor, and the closets was made with holes
- to set the casters and the decanters and bottles in, jest's they be at
- sea; and there was stanchions to hold on by; and they say that blowy
- nights the cap'n used to fire up pretty well with his grog, till he hed
- about all he could carry, and then he'd set and hold on, and hear the wind
- blow, and kind o' feel out to sea right there to hum. There wasn't no Mis'
- Cap'n Brown, and there didn't seem likely to be none. And whether there
- ever hed been one, nobody know'd. He hed an old black Guinea nigger-woman,
- named Quassia, that did his work. She was shaped pretty much like one o'
- these 'ere great crookneck-squashes. She wa'n't no gret beauty, I can tell
- you; and she used to wear a gret red turban and a yaller short gown and
- red petticoat, and a gret string o' gold beads round her neck, and gret
- big gold hoops in her ears, made right in the middle o' Africa among the
- heathen there. For all she was black, she thought a heap o' herself, and
- was consid'able sort o' predominative over the cap'n. Lordy massy! boys,
- it's alius so. Get a man and a woman together,&mdash;any sort o' woman
- you're a mind to, don't care who 'tis,&mdash;? and one way or another she
- gets the rule over him, and he jest has to train to her fife. Some does it
- one way, and some does it another; some does it by jawin', and some does
- it by 'kissin', and some does it by faculty and contrivance; but one way
- or another they allers does it. Old Cap'n Brown was a good stout, stocky
- kind o' John Bull sort o' fellow, and a good judge o' sperits, and allers
- kep' the best in them are cupboards o' his'n; but, fust and last, things
- in his house went pretty much as old Quassia said.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Folks got to kind o' respectin' Quassia. She come to meetin' Sunday
- regular, and sot all fixed up in red and yaller and green, with glass
- beads and what not, lookin' for all the world like one o' them ugly Indian
- idols; but she was well-behaved as any Christian. She was a master hand at
- cookin'. Her bread and biscuits couldn't be beat, and no couldn't her
- pies, and there wa'n't no such pound-cake as she made nowhere. Wal, this
- 'ere story I'm a goin' to tell you was told me by Cinthy Pendleton. There
- ain't a more respectable gal, old or young, than Cinthy nowheres. She
- lives over to Sherburne now, and I hear tell she's sot up a manty-makin'
- business; but then she used to do tailorin' in Oldtown. She was a member
- o' the church, and a good Christian as ever was. Wal, ye see, Quassia she
- got Cinthy to come up and spend a week to the Cap'n Brown house, a doin'
- tailorin' and a fixin' over his close: 'twas along toward the fust o'
- March. Cinthy she sot by the fire in the front' parlor with her goose and
- her press-board and her work: for there wa'n't no company callin', and the
- snow was drifted four feet deep right across the front door; so there
- wa'n't much danger o' any body comin' in. And the cap'n he was a perlite
- man to wimmen; and Cinthy she liked it jest as well not to have company,
- 'cause the cap'n he'd make himself entertainin' tellin' on her
- sea-stories, and all about his adventures among the Ammonites, and
- Perresites, and Jebusites, and all sorts o' heathen people he'd been
- among.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, that 'are week there come on the master snow-storm. Of all the
- snow-storms that hed ben, that 'are was the beater; and I tell you the
- wind blew as if 'twas the last chance it was ever goin' to hev.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, it's kind o' scary like to be shet up in a lone house with all
- natur' a kind o' breakin' out, and goin' on so, and the snow a comin' down
- so thick ye can't see 'cross the street, and the wind a pipin' and a
- squeelin' and a rumblin' and a tumblin' fust down this chimney and then
- down that. I tell you, it sort o' sets a feller thinkin' o' the three
- great things,&mdash;death, judgment, and etarnaty; and I don't care who
- the folks is, nor how good they be, there's times when they must be
- feelin' putty consid'able solemn.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, Cinthy she said she kind o' felt so along, and she hed a sort o'
- queer feelin' come over her as if there was somebody or somethin' round
- the house more'n appeared. She said she sort o' felt it in the air; but it
- seemed to her silly, and she tried to get over it. But two or three times,
- she said, when it got to be dusk, she felt somebody go by her up the
- stairs. The front entry wa'n't very light in the daytime, and in the
- storm, come five o'clock, it was so dark that all you could see was jest a
- gleam o' somethin', and two or three times when she started to go up
- stairs she see a soft white suthin' that seemed goin' up before her, and
- she stopped with her heart a beatin' like a trip-hammer, and she sort o'
- saw it go up and along the entry to the cap'n's door, and then it seemed
- to go right through, 'cause the door didn't open.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, Cinthy says she to old Quassia, says she, 'Is there anybody lives in
- this house but us?'
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Anybody lives here?' says Quassia: 'what you mean?' says she.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Says Ointhy, 'I thought somebody went past me on the stairs last night
- and to-night.'
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Lordy massy! how old Quassia did screech and laugh. 'Good Lord!' says
- she, 'how foolish white folks is! Somebody went past you? Was 't the
- capt'in?'
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'No, it wa'n't the cap'n,' says she: 'it was somethin' soft and white,
- and moved very still; it was like somethin' in the air,' says she. Then
- Quassia she haw-hawed louder. Says she, 'It's hy-sterikes, Miss Cinthy;
- that's all it is.'
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, Cinthy she was kind o ' 'shamed, but for all that she couldn't help
- herself. Sometimes evenin's she'd be a settin' with the cap'n, and she'd
- think she'd hear somebody a movin' in his room overhead; and she knowed it
- wa'n't Quassia, 'cause Quassia was ironin' in the kitchen. She took pains
- once or twice to find out that 'are.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, ye see, the cap'n's room was the gret front upper chamber over the
- parlor, and then right oppi-site to it was the gret spare chamber where
- Cinthy slept. It was jest as grand as could be, with a gret four-post
- mahogany bedstead and damask curtains brought over from England; but it
- was cold enough to freeze a white bear solid,&mdash;the way spare chambers
- allers is. Then there was the entry between, run straight through the
- house: one side was old Quassia's room, and the other was a sort o'
- storeroom, where the old cap'n kep' all sorts o' traps.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, Cinthy she kep' a hevin' things happen and a seein' things, till she
- didn't railly know what was in it. Once when she come into the parlor jest
- at sundown, she was sure she see a white figure a vanishin' out o' the
- door that went towards the side entry. She said it was so dusk, that all
- she could see was jest this white figure, and it jest went out still as a
- cat as she come in.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, Cinthy didn't like to speak to the cap'n about it. She was a close
- woman, putty prudent, Cinthy was.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;But one night, 'bout the middle o' the week, this 'ere thing kind o' come
- to a crisis.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Cinthy said she'd ben up putty late a sewin' and a finishin' off down in
- the parlor; and the cap'n he sot up with her, and was consid'able cheerful
- and entertainin', tellin' her all about things over in the Bermudys, and
- off to Chiny and Japan, and round the world ginerally. The storm that hed
- been a blowin' all the week was about as furious as ever; and the cap'n he
- stirred up a mess o' flip, and hed it for her hot to go to bed on. He was
- a good-natured critter, and allers had feelin's for lone women; and I
- s'pose he knew 'twas sort o' desolate for Cinthy.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, takin' the flip so right the last thing afore goin' to bed, she went
- right off to sleep as sound as a nut, and slep' on till somewhere about
- mornin', when she said somethin' waked her broad awake in a minute. Her
- eyes flew wide open like a spring, and the storm hed gone down and the
- moon come out; and there, standin' right in the moonlight by her bed, was
- a woman jest as white as a sheet, with black hair bangin' down to her
- waist, and the brightest, mourn fullest black eyes you ever see. She stood
- there lookin' right at Cinthy; and Cinthy thinks that was what waked her
- up; 'cause, you know, ef anybody stands and looks steady at folks asleep
- it's apt to wake 'em.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br /><a name="linkimage-0019" id="linkimage-0019"> </a>
- </p>
- <div class="fig" style="width:65%;">
- <img src="images/0175.jpg" alt="0175m " width="100%" /><br />
- </div>
- <h5>
- <a href="images/0175.jpg"><img src="images/enlarge.jpg" alt="" /> </a>
- </h5>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Any way, Cinthy said she felt jest as ef she was turnin' to stone. She
- couldn't move nor speak. She lay a minute, and then she shut her eyes, and
- begun to say her prayers; and a minute after she opened 'em, and it was
- gone.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Cinthy was a sensible gal, and one that allers hed her thoughts about
- her; and she jest got up and put a shawl round her shoulders, and went
- first and looked at the doors, and they was both on 'em locked jest as she
- left 'em when she went to bed. Then she looked under the bed and in the
- closet, and felt all round the room: where she couldn't see she felt her
- way, and there wa'n't nothin' there.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, next mornin' Cinthy got up and went home, and she kep' it to herself
- a good while. Finally, one day when she was workin' to our house she told
- Hepsy about it, and Hepsy she told me.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well, Sam,&rdquo; we said, after a pause, in which we heard only the rustle of
- leaves and the ticking of branches against each other, &ldquo;what do you
- suppose it was?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, there 'tis: you know jest as much about it as I do. Hepsy told
- Cinthy it might 'a' ben a dream; so it might, but Cinthy she was sure it
- wa'n't a dream, 'cause she remembers plain hearin' the old clock on the
- stairs strike four while she had her eyes open lookin' at the woman; and
- then she only shet 'em a minute, jest to say 'Now I lay me,' and opened
- 'em and she was gone.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, Cinthy told Hepsy, and Hepsy she kep' it putty close. She didn't
- tell it to nobody except Aunt Sally Dickerson and the Widder Bije Smith
- and your Grandma Badger and the minister's wife; and they every one o' 'em
- 'greed it ought to be kep' close, 'cause it would make talk. Wal, come
- spring somehow or other it seemed to 'a' got all over Old town. I heard
- on't to the store and up to the tavern; and Jake Marshall he says to me
- one day, 'What's this 'ere about the cap'n's house?' And the Widder Loker
- she says to me, 'There's ben a ghost seen in the cap'n's house;' and I
- heard on 't clear over to Needham and Sherburne.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Some o' the women they drew themselves up putty stiff and proper. Your
- Aunt Lois was one on 'em.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Ghost,' says she; 'don't tell me! Perhaps it would be best ef 'twas a
- ghost,' says she. She didn't think there ought to be no sich doin's in
- nobody's house; and your grandma she shet her up, and told her she didn't
- oughter talk so.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Talk how?&rdquo; said I, interrupting Sam with wonder. &ldquo;What did Aunt Lois
- mean?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Why, you see,&rdquo; said Sam mysteriously, &ldquo;there allers is folks in every
- town that's jest like the Sadducees in old times: they won't believe in
- angel nor sperit, no way you can fix it; and ef things is seen and done in
- a house, why, they say, it's 'cause there's somebody there; there's some
- sort o' deviltry or trick about it.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;So the story got round that there was a woman kep' private in Cap'n
- Brown's house, and that he brought her from furrin parts; and it growed
- and growed, till there was all sorts o' ways o' tellin on 't.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Some said they'd seen her a settin' at an open winder. Some said that
- moonlight nights they'd seen her a walkin' out in the back garden kind o'
- in and out 'mong the bean-poles and squash-vines.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;You see, it come on spring and summer; and the winders o' the Cap'n Brown
- house stood open, and folks was all a watchin' on 'em day and night. Aunt
- Sally Dickerson told the minister's wife that she'd seen in plain daylight
- a woman a settin' at the chamber winder atween four and five o'clock in
- the mornin',&mdash;jist a settin' a lookin' out and a doin' nothin', like
- anybody else. She was very white and pale, and had black eyes.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Some said that it was a nun the cap'n had brought away from a Roman
- Catholic convent in Spain, and some said he'd got her out o' the
- Inquisition.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Aunt Sally said she thought the minister ought to call and inquire why
- she didn't come to meetin', and who she was, and all about her: 'cause,
- you see, she said it might be all right enough ef folks only know'd jest
- how things was; but ef they didn't, why, folks will talk.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well, did the minister do it?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What, Parson Lothrop? Wal, no, he didn't. He made a call on the cap'n in
- a regular way, and asked arter his health and all his family. But the
- cap'n he seemed jest as jolly and chipper as a spring robin, and he gin'
- the minister some o' his old Jamaiky; and the minister he come away and
- said he didn't see nothin'; and no he didn't. Folks&mdash;-never does see
- nothin' when they aint' lookin' where 'tis. Fact is, Parson Lothrop wa'n't
- fond o' interferin'; he was a master hand to slick things over. Your
- grandma she used to mourn about it, 'cause she said he never gin no p'int
- to the doctrines; but 'twas all of a piece, he kind o' took every thing
- the smooth way.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;But your grandma she believed in the ghost, and so did Lady Lothrop. I
- was up to her house t'other day fixin' a door-knob, and says she, 'Sam
- your wife told me a strange story about the Cap'n Brown house.'
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Yes, ma'am, she did,' says I.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Well, what do you think of it?' says she.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Wal, sometimes I think, and then agin I don't know,' says I. 'There's
- Cinthy she's a member o' the church and a good pious gal,' says I.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Yes, Sam,' says Lady Lothrop, says she; 'and Sam,' says she, 'it is jest
- like something that happened once to my grandmother when she was livin' in
- the old Province House in Bostin.' Says she, 'These 'ere things is the
- mysteries of Providence, and it's jest as well not to have 'em too much
- talked about.'
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Jest so,' says I,&mdash;'jest so. That 'are's what every woman I've
- talked with says; and I guess, fust and last, I've talked with twenty,&mdash;good,
- safe church-members,&mdash;and they's every one o' opinion that this 'ere
- oughtn't to be talked about. Why, over to the deakin's t'other night we
- went it all over as much as two or three hours, and we concluded that the
- best way was to keep quite still about it; and that's jest what they say
- over to Needham and Sherburne. I've been all round a hushin' this 'ere up,
- and I hain't found but a few people that hedn't the particulars one way or
- another.' This 'ere was what I says to Lady Lothrop. The fact was, I never
- did see no report spread so, nor make sich sort o' sarchin's o' heart, as
- this 'ere. It railly did beat all; 'cause, ef 'twas a ghost, why there was
- the p'int proved, ye see. Cinthy's a church-member, and she <i>see</i> it,
- and got right up and sarched the room: but then agin, ef 'twas a woman,
- why that 'are was kind o' awful; it give cause, ye see, for thinkin' all
- sorts o' things. There was Cap'n Brown, to be sure, he wa'n't a
- church-member; but yet he was as honest and regular a man as any goin', as
- fur as any on us could see. To be sure, nobody know'd where he come from,
- but that wa'n't no reason agin' him: this 'ere might a ben a crazy sister,
- or some poor critter that he took out o' the best o' motives; and the
- Scriptur' says, 'Charity hopeth all things.' But then, ye see, folks will
- talk,&mdash;that 'are's the pester o' all these things,&mdash;and they did
- some on 'em talk consid'able strong about the cap'n; but somehow or other,
- there didn't nobody come to the p'int o' facin' on him down, and sayin'
- square out, 'Cap'n Brown, have you got a woman in your house, or hain't
- you? or is it a ghost, or what is it?' Folks somehow never does come to
- that. Ye see, there was the cap'n so respectable, a settin' up every
- Sunday there in his pew, with his ruffles round his hands and his red
- broadcloth cloak and his cocked hat. Why, folks' hearts sort o' failed 'em
- when it come to sayin' any thing right to him. They thought and kind o'
- whispered round that the minister or the deakins oughter do it: but Lordy
- massy! ministers, I s'pose, has feelin's like the rest on us; they don't
- want to eat all the hard cheeses that nobody else won't eat. Anyhow, there
- wasn't nothin' said direct to the cap'n; and jest for want o' that all the
- folks in Oldtown kep' a bilin' and a bilin' like a kettle o' soap, till it
- seemed all the time as if they'd bile over.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Some o' the wimmen tried to get somethin' out o' Quassy. Lordy massy! you
- might as well 'a' tried to get it out an old tom-turkey, that 'll strut
- and gobble and quitter, and drag his wings on the ground, and fly at you,
- but won't say nothin'. Quassy she screeched her queer sort o' laugh; and
- she told 'em that they was a makin' fools o' themselves, and that the
- cap'n's matters wa'n't none o' their bisness; and that was true enough. As
- to goin' into Quassia's room, or into any o' the store-rooms or closets
- she kep' the keys of, you might as well hev gone into a lion's den. She
- kep' all her places locked up tight; and there was no gettin' at nothin'
- in the Cap'n Brown house, else I believe some o' the wim-men would 'a'
- sent a sarch-warrant.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well,&rdquo; said I, &ldquo;what came of it? Didn't anybody ever find out?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal,&rdquo; said Sam, &ldquo;it come to an end sort o', and didn't come to an end. It
- was jest this 'ere way. You see, along in October, jest in the
- cider-makin' time, Abel Flint he was took down with dysentery and died.
- You 'member the Flint house: it stood on a little rise o' ground jest
- lookin' over towards the Brown house. Wal, there was Aunt Sally Dickerson
- and the Widder Bije Smith, they set up with the corpse. He was laid out in
- the back chamber, you see, over the milk-room and kitchen; but there was
- cold victuals and sich in the front chamber, where the watchers sot. Wal,
- now, Aunt Sally she told me that between three and four o'clock she heard
- wheels a rumblin', and she went to the winder, and it was clear starlight;
- and she see a coach come up to the Cap'n Brown house; and she see the
- cap'n come out bringin' a woman all wrapped in a cloak, and old Quassy
- came arter with her arms full o' bundles; and he put her into the
- kerridge, and shet her in, and it driv off; and she see old Quassy stand
- lookin' over the fence arter it. She tried to wake up the widder, but
- 'twas towards mornin', and the widder allers was a hard sleeper; so there
- wa'n't no witness but her.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well, then, it wasn't a ghost,&rdquo; said I, &ldquo;after all, and it <i>was</i> a
- woman.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, there 'tis, you see. Folks don't know that 'are yit, 'cause there
- it's jest as broad as 'tis long. Now, look at it. There's Cinthy, she's a
- good, pious gal: she locks her chamber-doors, both on 'em, and goes to
- bed, and wakes up in the night, and there's a woman there. She jest shets
- her eyes, and the woman's gone. She gits up and looks, and both doors is
- locked jest as she left 'em. That 'ere woman wa'n't flesh and blood now,
- no way,&mdash;not such flesh and blood as we knows on; but then they say
- Cinthy might hev dreamed it!
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, now, look at it t'other way. There's Aunt Sally Dickerson; she's a
- good woman and a church-member: wal, she sees a woman in a cloak with all
- her bundles brought out o' Cap'n Brown's house, and put into a kerridge,
- and driv off, atween three and four o'clock in the mornin'. Wal, that 'ere
- shows there must 'a' ben a real live woman kep' there privately, and so
- what Cinthy saw wasn't a ghost.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, now, Cinthy says Aunt Sally might 'a' dreamed it,&mdash;that she got
- her head so full o' stories about the Cap'n Brown house, and watched it
- till she got asleep, and hed this 'ere dream; and, as there didn't nobody
- else see it, it might 'a' ben, you know. Aunt Sally's clear she didn't
- dream, and then agin Cinthy's clear <i>she</i> didn't dream; but which on
- 'em was awake, or which on 'em was asleep, is what ain't settled in
- Oldtown yet.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
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- </div>
- <h2>
- COLONEL EPH'S SHOE-BUCKLES.
- </h2>
- <p>
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- <div class="figleft" style="width:20%;">
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- <p>
- ES, this 'ere's Tekawampait's grave,&rdquo; said Sam Lawson, sitting leisurely
- down on an ancient grass-grown mound, ornamented by a mossy black
- slate-stone slab, with a rudely-carved cherub head and wings on top.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;And who was Tekawampait?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I wanter know, now, if your granny hain't told you who Tekawampait was?&rdquo;
- said Sam, pushing back his torn straw hat, and leaning against the old
- slanting gravestone.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;No, she never told us.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, ye see, Tekawampait he was the fust Christian Indian minister o' the
- gospel there was in Old-town. He was a full-blooded Indian, but he was as
- good a Christian as there was goin'; and he was settled here over the
- church in Oldtown afore Parson Peabody; and Parson Peabody he come afore
- Parson Lothrop; and a very good minister Teka-wampait was too. Folks hes
- said that there couldn't nothin' be made o' Indians; that they was nothin'
- but sort o' bears and tigers a walkin' round on their hind legs, a seekin'
- whom they might devour; but Parson Eliot he didn't think so. 'Christ died
- for them as wal as for me,' says he; 'and jest give 'em the gospel,' says
- he, 'and the rest 'll come along o' itself.' And so he come here to
- Oldtown, and sot up a sort o' log-hut right on the spot where the old
- Cap'n Brown house is now. Them two great elm-trees that's a grown now each
- side o' the front gate was two little switches then, that two Indians
- brought up over their shoulders, and planted there for friendship trees,
- as they called 'em; and now look what trees they be! He used to stand
- under that 'are big oak there, and preach to the Indians, long before
- there was any meetin'-house to speak in here in Oldtown.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, now, I tell you, it took putty good courage in Parson Eliot to do
- that 'are. I tell you, in them days it took putty consid'able faith to see
- any thing in an Indian but jest a wild beast. Folks can't tell by seein'
- on 'em now days what they was in the old times when all the settlements
- was new, and the Indians was stark, starin' wild, a ravin' and tarin'
- round in the woods, and a fightin' each other and a fightin' the white
- folks. Lordy massy! the stories I've heard women tell in their
- chimbley-corners about the things that used to happen when they was little
- was enough to scare the very life out o' ye.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh, do, do tell us some of them!&rdquo; said Henry and I.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Lordy massy, boys: why, ye wouldn't sleep for a week. Why, ye don't know.
- Why, the Indians in them days wa'n't like no critter ye ever did see. They
- was jest the horridest, paintedest, screeehinest, cussedest critters you
- ever heard on. They was jest as artful as sarpents, and crueller than any
- tigers. Good Dr. Cotton Mather calls 'em divils, and he was a meek, good
- man, Dr. Cotton was; but they cut up so in his days, it's no wonder he
- thought they was divils, and not folks. Why, they kep' the whole country
- in a broil for years and years. Nobody knowed when they was safe; for they
- were so sly and cunnin', and always watchin' behind fences and bushes, and
- ready when a body was a least thinkin' on't to be down on 'em. I've heard
- Abiel Jones tell how his father's house was burnt down at the time the
- Indians burnt Deerfield. About every house in the settlement was burnt to
- the ground; and then another time they burnt thirty-two houses in
- Springfield,&mdash;the minister's house and all, with all his library (and
- books was sca'ce in them days); but the Indians made a clean sweep on't.
- They burnt all the houses in Wendham down to the ground; and they came
- down in Lancaster, and burnt ever so many houses, and carried off forty or
- fifty people with 'em into the woods.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;There was Mr. Rolandson, the minister, they burnt his house, and carried
- off Mis' Rolandson and all the children. There was Jerushy Pierce used to
- work in his family and do washin' and chores, she's told me about it.
- Jerushy she was away to her uncle's that night, so she wa'n't took. Ye
- see, the Lancaster folks had been afeard the Indians'd be down on 'em, and
- so Parson Rolandson he'd gone on to Boston to get help for 'em; and when
- he come back the mischief was all done. Jerushy said in all her life she
- never see nothin' so pitiful as that 'are poor man's face when she met
- him, jest as he come to the place where the house stood. At fust he didn't
- say a word, she said, but he looked kind o' dazed. Then he sort o' put his
- hand to his forehead, and says he, 'My God, my God, help me!' Then he
- tried to ask her about it, but he couldn't but jest speak. 'Jerushy,' says
- he, 'can't you tell me,&mdash;where be they?' 'Wal,' says Jerushy,
- 'they've been carried off.' And with that he fell right down and moaned
- and groaned. 'Oh!' says he, I'd rather heard that they were at peace with
- the Lord.' And then he'd wring his hands: 'What shall I do? What shall I
- do?'
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, 'twa'n't long after this that the Indians was down on Medford, and
- burnt half the houses in town, and killed fifty or sixty people there.
- Then they came down on Northampton, but got driv' back; but then they
- burnt up five houses, and killed four or five of the folks afore they got
- the better of 'em there. Then they burnt all the houses in Groton,
- meetin'-house and all; and the pisen critters they hollared and triumphed
- over the people, and called out to 'em, 'What will you do for a house to
- pray in now? we've burnt your meetin'-house.' The fightin' was goin' on
- all over the country at the same time. The Indians set Marlborough afire,
- and it was all blazin' at once, the same day that some others of 'em was
- down on Springfield, and the same day Cap'n Pierce, with forty-nine white
- men and twenty-six Christian Indians, got drawn into an ambush, and every
- one of 'em killed. Then a few days after this they burnt forty houses at
- Rehoboth, and a little while after they burnt thirty more at Providence.
- And then when good Cap'n Wadsworth went with seventy men to help the
- people in Sudbury, the Indians came pourin' round 'em in the woods like so
- many wolves, and killed all but four or five on 'em; and those poor
- fellows had better hev been killed, for the cruel critters jest tormented
- 'em to death, and mocked and jeered at their screeches and screams like so
- many divils. Then they went and broke loose on Andover; and they was so
- cruel they couldn't even let the dumb critters alone. They cut out the
- tongues of oxen and cows, and left 'em bleedin', and some they fastened up
- in barns and burnt alive. There wa'n't no sort o' diviltry they wa'n't up
- to. Why, it got to be so in them days that folks couldn't go to bed in
- peace without startin' every time they turned over for fear o' the
- Indians. Ef they heard a noise in the night, or ef the wind squealed and
- howled, as the wind will, they'd think sure enough there was that horrid
- yell a comin' down chimbley.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;There was Delily Severence; she says to me, speakin' about them times,
- says she, 'Why, Mr. Lawson, you've no idee! Why, that 'are screech,' says
- she, 'wa'n't like no other noise in heaven above, or earth beneath, or
- water under the earth,' says she. 'When it started ye out o' bed between
- two or three o'clock in the mornin', and all your children a cryin', and
- the Indians a screechin' and yellin' and a tossin' up firebrands, fust at
- one window and then at another, why,' says she, 'Mr. Lawson, it was more
- like hell upon earth than any thing I ever heard on.'
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Ye see, they come down on Delily's house when she was but jest up arter
- her third baby. That 'are woman hed a handsome head o' hair as ever ye
- see, black as a crow's wing; and it turned jest as white as a table-cloth,
- with nothin' but the fright o' that night.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What did they do with her?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh! they took her and her poor little gal and boy, that wa'n't no older
- than you be, and went off with 'em to Canada. The troubles them poor
- critters went through! Her husband he was away that night; and well he
- was, else they'd a tied him to a tree and stuck pine slivers into him and
- sot 'em afire, and cut gret pieces out'o his flesh, and filled the places
- with hot coals and ashes, and all sich kind o' things they did to them men
- prisoners, when they catched 'em. Delily was thankful enough he was away;
- but they took her and the children off through the ice and snow, jest half
- clothed and shiverin'; and when her baby cried and worried, as it
- nat'rally would, the old Indian jest took it by its heels, and dashed its
- brains out agin a tree, and threw it into the crotch of a tree, and left
- it dangling there; and then they would mock and laugh at her, and mimic
- her baby's crying, and try every way they could to aggravate her. They
- used to beat and torment her children right before her eyes, and pull
- their hair out, and make believe that they was goin' to burn 'em alive,
- jest for nothin' but to frighten and worry her.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I wonder,&rdquo; said I, &ldquo;she ever got back alive.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, the wimmen in them times hed a sight o' wear in 'em. They was
- resolute, strong, hard-workin' wimmen. They could all tackle a hoss, or
- load and fire a gun. They was brought up hard, and they was used to
- troubles and dangers. It's jest as folks gets used to things how they
- takes 'em. In them days folks was brought up to spect trouble; they didn't
- look for no less. Why, in them days the men allers took their guns into
- the field when they went to hoe corn, and took their guns with 'em to
- meetin' Sundays; and the wimmen they kep' a gun loaded where they knew
- where to find it; and when trouble come it was jest what they spected, and
- they was put even with it. That's the sort o' wimmen they was. Wal, Delily
- and her children was brought safe through at last, but they hed a hard
- time on't.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Tell us some more stories about Indians, Sam,&rdquo; we said, with the usual
- hungry impatience of boys for a story.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, let me see,&rdquo; said Sam, with his hat pushed back and his eyes fixed
- dreamily on the top of Eliot's oak, which was now yellow with the sunset
- glory,&mdash;&ldquo;let me see. I hain't never told ye about Col. Eph Miller,
- hev I?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;No, indeed. What about him?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, he was took prisoner by the Indians; and they was goin' to roast him
- alive arter their fashion, and he gin 'em the slip.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Do tell us all about it.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, you see, Deliverance Scranton over to Sherburne, she's Col. Eph's
- daughter; and she used to hear her father tell about that, and she's told
- me time and agin about it. It was this way,&mdash;You see, there hedn't
- ben no alarm about Indians for some time, and folks hed got to feelin'
- kind o' easy, as folks will. When there don't nothin' happen for a good
- while, and it keeps a goin' on so, why, you think finally there won't
- nothin' happen; and so it was with Col. Eph and his wife. She told
- Deliverance that the day before she reely hed forgot all about that there
- was any Indians in the country; and she'd been out after spruce and
- wintergreen and hemlock, and got over her brass kettle to bile for beer;
- and the child'n they brought in lots o' wild grapes that they gathered out
- in the woods; and they said when they came home that they thought they see
- an Indian a lyin' all along squirmin' through the bushes, and peekin' out
- at 'em like a snake, but they wa'n't quite sure. Faith, the oldest gal,
- she was sure she see him quite plain; but 'Bijah (he was Col. Eph's oldest
- boy) he wa'n't so sure.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Anyway, they didn't think no more about it, and that night they hed
- prayers and went off to bed.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Arterwards, Col. Eph he said he remembered the passage o' Scriptur' he
- read that night; it was, 'The race is not to the swift nor the battle to
- the strong.' He didn't notice it much when he read it; but he allers spoke
- of it arterwards as a remarkable providence that that 'are passage should
- have come jest so that night.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, atween twelve and one o'clock they was waked up by the most awful
- screechin' that ever you heard, as if twenty thousand devils was upon 'em.
- Mis' Miller she was out o' bed in a minit, all standin'. 'O husband,
- husband, the Indians are on us!' says she; and sure enough they was. The
- children, 'Bijah and Faith come a runnin' in. 'O father, father! what
- shall we do?'
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Col. Eph was a man that allers knew in a minit what to do, and he kep'
- quite cool. 'My dear,' says he to his wife, 'you take the children, and
- jest run with 'em right out the buttery-door through the high corn, and
- run as fast as you can over to your father Stebbins', and tell him to
- rouse the town; and Bije,' says he to the boy, 'you jest get into the
- belfry window, and ring the bell with all your might,' says he. 'And I 'll
- stay and fight 'em off till the folks come.'
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;All this while the Indians was a yellin' and screechin' and a wavin'
- fire-brands front of the house. Col. Eph he stood a lookin' through a hole
- in the shutter and a sightin' his gun while he was a talkin'. He see that
- they'd been a pilin' up a great pile o' dry wood agin the door. But the
- fust Indian that came up to put fire to't was shot right down while he was
- a speakin'.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, Mis' Miller and Faith and Bije wa'n't long a dressin', you may
- believe; and they jest put on dark cloaks, and they jest streaked it out
- through the buttery-door! There was thick pole-beans quite up to the
- buttery-door, and then a field o' high corn, so that they was hid, and the
- way they run wasn't slow, I tell you.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;But Col. Eph he hed to stop so to load that they got the pile o' brush
- afire, though he shot down three or four on 'em, and that was some
- comfort. But the long and the short o' the matter was, that they driv the
- door in at last, and came a whoopin' and yellin' into the house.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, they took Col. Eph, and then went search-in' round to find somebody
- else; but jest then the meetin'-house bell begun to ring, and that scart
- 'em, and they took Col. Eph and made off with him. He hedn't but jest time
- to get into his clothes and get his shoes on, when they hurried him off.
- They didn't do nothin' to him jest then, you see, these Indians was so
- cur'ous. If a man made a good fight, and killed three or four on 'em afore
- they could take him, they sot great store by him, and called him a brave
- man. And so they was 'mazin' careful of Col. Eph, and treated him quite
- polite for Indians; but he knew the ways on 'em well enough to know what
- it was all for. They wanted a real brave man to burn alive and stick
- slivers into and torment, and Col. Eph was jest the pattern for 'em, and
- his fight-in' so brave made him all the better for what they wanted.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, he was in hopes the town would be roused in time for some of 'em to
- come arter him; but the Indians got the start of 'em, and got 'way off in
- the woods afore people hed fairly come together and found out what the
- matter was. There was Col. Eph's house a blazin' and a lightin' up all the
- country for miles round; and the colonel he said it come ruther hard on
- him to be lighted on his way through the woods by such a bonfire.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, by mornin' they come to one o' their camps, and there they hed a
- great rejoicin' over him. They was going to hev a great feast, and a good
- time a burnin' on him; and they tied him to a tree, and sot an Indian to
- watch him while they went out to cut pine knots and slivers to do him
- with.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, as I said, Col. Eph was a brave man, and a man that always kep' his
- thoughts about him; and so he kep' a workin' and a workin' with the withs
- that was round his hands, and a prayin' in his heart to the Lord, till he
- got his right hand free. Wal, he didn't make no move, but kep' a loosenin'
- and a loosenin' little by little, keepin' his eye on the Indian who sot
- there on the ground by him.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Now, Col. Eph hed slipped his feet into his Sunday shoes that stood there
- by the bed and hed great silver shoe-buckles; and there was a providence
- in his doin' so, for, ye see, Indians are 'mazin' fond o' shiny things.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br /><a name="linkimage-0021" id="linkimage-0021"> </a>
- </p>
- <div class="fig" style="width:65%;">
- <img src="images/0203.jpg" alt="0203m " width="100%" /><br />
- </div>
- <h5>
- <a href="images/0203.jpg"><img src="images/enlarge.jpg" alt="" /> </a>
- </h5>
- <p>
- &ldquo;And the old Indian he was took with the shine o' these shoe-buckles, and
- he thought he might as well hev 'em as anybody; so he jest laid down his
- tommyhawk, and got down on his knees, and was workin' away as earnest as
- could be to get off the buckles, and Col. Eph he jest made a dart forward
- and picked up the tommyhawk, and split open the Indian's skull with one
- blow: then he cut the withs that was round his legs, and in a minute he
- was off on the run with the tommyhawk in his hand. There was three Indians
- give chase to him, but Col. Eph he kep' ahead of 'em. He said while he was
- a runnin' he was cryin,' and callin' on the Lord with all his might, and
- the words come into his mind he read at prayers the night afore, 'The race
- is not to the swift, nor the battle to the strong.'
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;At last he see the Indians gained on him; and he faced round suddenly,
- and struck the nighest one smack on the head with his tommyhawk. Then when
- the next one come up he cut him down too; and the third one, when he see
- both the others cut down, and Col. Eph comin' full blaze towards him with
- his tommyhawk a swingin', he jest turned and run for dear life. Then Col.
- Eph he turned and cut for the settlement. He run, and he run, and he run,
- he didn't well know how long, till, finally, he was clear tuckered out,
- and he jest dropped down under a tree and slept; and he lay there all the
- rest of that day, and all night, and never woke till the next day about
- sundown.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Then he woke up, and found he was close by home, and John Stebbins, his
- wife's father, and a whole party, was out lookin' for him.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Old Col. Eph used to tell the story as long as he lived, and the tears
- used to run down his cheeks when he told it.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'There's a providence in every thing,' he used to say, 'even down to
- shoe-buckles. Ef my Sunday shoes hadn't happened to 'a' set there so I
- could 'a' slipped into 'em, I couldn't 'a' killed that Indian, and I
- shouldn't 'a' been here to-day.' Wal, boys, he was in the right on't. Some
- seem to think the Lord don't look out only for gret things, but, ye see,
- little things is kind o' hinges that gret ones turns on. They say, take
- care o' pennies, and dollars 'll take care o' themselves. It's jest so in
- every thing; and, ef the Lord don't look arter little things, he ain't so
- gret as they say, anyway.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, wal,&rdquo; said Sam in conclusion, &ldquo;now, who'd 'a' thought that anybody
- could 'a' made any thing out o' Indians? Yet there 'twas. All them Martha
- Vineyard Indians turned Christians, and there was Indian preachers and
- Indian teachers; and they reely did settle down, and get to be quite like
- folks. But I tell you, boys, it took faith to start with.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
- <a name="link2H_4_0010" id="link2H_4_0010"> </a>
- </p>
- <div style="height: 4em;">
- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- THE BULL-FIGHT.
- </h2>
- <p>
- <br /><br /><a name="linkimage-0022" id="linkimage-0022"> </a>
- </p>
- <div class="figleft" style="width:20%;">
- <img src="images/9207.jpg" alt="9207 " width="100%" /><br /><a
- href="images/9207.jpg"><img src="images/enlarge.jpg" alt="" /> </a>
- </div>
- <p>
- T was Saturday afternoon,&mdash;time of blessed memory to boys,&mdash;and
- we were free for a ramble after huckleberries; and, with our pails in
- hand, were making the best of our way to a noted spot where that fruit was
- most abundant.
- </p>
- <p>
- Sam was with us, his long legs striding over the ground at a rate that
- kept us on a brisk trot, though he himself was only lounging leisurely,
- with his usual air of contemplation.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Look 'ere, boys,&rdquo; he suddenly said, pausing and resting his elbow on the
- top of a rail-fence, &ldquo;we shall jest hev to go back and go round by Deakin
- Blodgett's barn.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Why so?&rdquo; we both burst forth in eager tones.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, don't ye see the deakin's turned in his bull into this 'ere lot?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Who cares?&rdquo; said I. &ldquo;I ain't afraid.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Nor I,&rdquo; said Harry. &ldquo;Look at him: he looks mild enough: he won't hurt
- us.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Not as you knows on,&rdquo; said Sam; &ldquo;and then, agin, you don't know,&mdash;nobody
- never knows, what one o' them 'ere critters will do: they's jest the most
- contrary critters; and ef you think they're goin' to do one way they're
- sure to do t'other. I could tell ye a story now that'd jest make yer har
- stan' on eend.&rdquo; Of course we wanted to have our hair stand on end, and
- beset Sam for the story; but he hung off.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Lordy massy! boys, jest let's wait till ye've got yer huckleberries: yer
- granny won't like it ef ye don't bring her none, and Hepsy she 'll be in
- my har,&mdash;what's left on't,&rdquo; said Sam, taking off his old torn hat,
- and rubbing the loose shock of brash and grizzled hair.
- </p>
- <p>
- So we turned and made a <i>détour</i>, leaving the bull on the right,
- though we longed amazingly to have a bout with him, for the fun of the
- thing, and mentally resolved to try it when our mentor was not round.
- </p>
- <p>
- It all comes back to me again,&mdash;the image of that
- huckleberry-pasture, interwoven with fragrance of sweet-fern, and the
- ground under our feet embroidered with star-moss and wintergreen, or foamy
- patches of mossy frost-work, that crushed and crackled delightfully
- beneath our feet. Every now and then a tall, straight fire-lily&mdash;black,
- spotted in its centre&mdash;rose like a little jet of flame; and we
- gathered it eagerly, though the fierce August sun wilted it in our hands.
- The huckleberry-bushes, bending under their purple weight, we gathered in
- large armfuls, and took them under the shadow of the pine-trees, that we
- might strip them at our leisure, without being scorched by the intense
- glare of the sun. Armful after armful we carried and deposited in the
- shade, and then sat down to the task of picking them off into our pails.
- It was one of those New-England days hotter than the tropics, Not a breath
- of air was stirring, not a bird sang a note, not a sound was heard, except
- the drowsy grating of the locusts.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well, now, Sam, now tell us that story about the bull.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Lordy massy, how hot 'tis!&rdquo; said Sam, lying back, and resting on the
- roots of a tree, with his hands folded under his head. &ldquo;I'm all in a drip
- of sweat.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well, Sam, we 'll pick off your berries, if you 'll talk.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wall, wall, be kerful yer don't git no green ones in among 'em, else
- Hepsy 'll be down on me. She's drefful partikelar, she is. Every thing has
- to be jest so. Ef it ain't, you 'll hear on't. Lordy massy I boys, she's
- always telling me I don't do nothin' for the support of the family. I
- leave it to you if I didn't ketch her a nice mess o' fish a Tuesday. I
- tell her folks can't expect to roll in money, and allers to have every
- thing jess 'z they want it. We brought nothin' into the world with us, and
- it's sartain we ken carry nothin' out; and, having food and raiment, we
- ought to be content. We have ben better off'n we be now. Why, boys, I've
- seen the time that I've spent thirty-seven cents a week for nutmegs; but
- Hepsy hain't no gratitude: such folks hez to be brought down. Take care,
- now, yer ain't a-putting green ones in; be yer?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Sam, we sha'n't put in any at all, if you don't tell us that story.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Lordy massy! you young ones, there ain't never no contentin' yer, ef a
- fellow was to talk to the millennium. Wonder now if there is going to be
- any millennium. Wish I'd waited, and been born in them days, 'spect things
- would a sorter come along easier. Wall, I shall git through some way, I
- s'pose.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Sam,&rdquo; said I, sitting back, &ldquo;we're putting all our berries into your
- pail; and, if you don't begin to tell us a story, we won't do it.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Lordy massy! boys, I'm kind o' collectin' my idees. Ye have to talk a
- while to git a-goin', everybody does. Wal, about this 'ere story. Ye
- 'member that old brown house, up on the hill there, that we saw when we
- come round the corner? That 'are was where old Mump Moss used to live. Old
- Mump was consid'able of a nice man: he took in Ike Sanders, Mis' Moss's
- sister's boy, to help him on the farm, and did by him pretty much ez, he
- did by his own. Bill Moss, Mump's boy, he was a con-trairy kind o'
- critter, and he was allers a-hectorin' Ike. He was allers puttin' off the
- heaviest end of every thing on to him. He'd shirk his work, and git it off
- on to Ike every way he could. And he allers threw it up at him that he was
- eatin' his father's bread; and he watched every mouthful he ate, as if he
- hated to see it go down. Wal, ye see, for all that. Ike he growed up tall
- and strong, and a real handsome young feller; and everybody liked him. And
- Bill he was so gritty and contrairy, that his own mother and sisters
- couldn't stan' him; and he was allers a-flingin' it up at 'em that they
- liked Ike more'n they did him. Finally his mother she said to him one day,
- 'Why shouldn't I,' sez she, 'when Ike's allers pleasant to me, and doin'
- every thing he ken fur me, and you don't do nothin' but scold.' That 'are,
- you see, was a kind o' home-thrust, and Bill he didn't like Ike a bit the
- better for that. He did every thing he could to plague him, and hector
- him, and sarcumvent him, and set people agin him.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, ye see, 'twas the old story about Jacob and Laban over agin. Every
- thing that Ike put his hand to kind o' prospered. Everybody liked him,
- everybody hed a good word for him, everybody helped grease his wheels.
- Wal, come time when he was twenty-one, old Mump he gin him a settin' out.
- He gin him a freedom suit o' clothes, and he gin him a good cow, and Mis'
- Moss she knit him up a lot o' stockings, and the gals they made him up his
- shirts. Then, Ike he got a place with Squire Wells, and got good wages;
- and he bought a little bit o' land, with a house on it, on Squire Wells's
- place, and took a mortgage on't, to work off. He used to work his own
- land, late at night and early in the mornin', over and above givin' good
- days' works to the squire; and the old squire he sot all the world by him,
- and said he hedn't hed sich a man to work since he didn't know when.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, a body might ha' thought that when Bill had a got him out o' the
- house, he might ha' ben satisfied, but he wasn't. He was an ugly fellow,
- Bill Moss was; and a body would ha' thought that every thing good that
- happened to Ike was jest so much took from him. Come to be young men,
- growed up together, and waitin' on the gals round, Ike he was pretty apt
- to cut Bill out. Yer see, though Bill was goin' to have the farm, and all
- old Mump's money, he warn't pleasant-spoken; and so, when the gals got a
- chance, they'd allers rather go with Ike than him. Finally, there was
- Delily Sawin, she was about the handsomest girl there was round, and she
- hed all the fellers arter her; and her way was to speak 'em all fair, and
- keep 'em all sort o' waitin' and hopin', till she got ready to make her
- mind up. She'd entertain Bill Saturday night, and she'd tell Ike he might
- come Sunday night; and so Ike he was well pleased, and Bill he growled.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, there come along a gret cattle-show. Squire Wells he got it up: it
- was to be the gretest kind of a time, and Squire Wells he give money fur
- prizes. There was to be a prize on the best cow, and the best bull, and
- the best ox, and the best horse, and the biggest punkins and squashes and
- beets, and there was a prize for the best loaf o' bread, and the best pair
- o' stockin's, and the handsomest bed-quilt, and the rest o' women's work.
- Wal, yer see, there was a gret to-do about the cattle-show; and the wagons
- they came in from all around,&mdash;ten miles; and the gals all dressed up
- in their best bunnits, and they had a ball in the evenin'. Wal, ye see, it
- so happened that Bill and Ike each on 'em sent a bull to the cattle-show;
- and Ike's bull took the prize. That put the cap-sheaf on for Bill. He was
- jest about as much riled as a feller could be; and that evenin' Delily she
- danced with Ike twice as many times ez she did with him. Wal, Bill he got
- it round among the fellers that the jedges hed been partial; and he said,
- if them bulls was put together, his bull would whip Ike's all to thunder.
- Wal, the fellers thought 'twould be kind o' fun to try 'em, and they put
- Ike up to it. And finally 'twas agreed that Ike's bull should be driv over
- to old Mump's; and the Monday after the cattle-show, they should let 'em
- out into the meadow together and see which was the strongest. So there was
- a Sunday the bulls they were both put up together in the same barn; and
- the 'greement was, they wasn't to be looked at nor touched till the time
- come to turn 'em out.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Come Sunday mornin', they got up the wagon to go to meetin'; and Mis'
- Moss and the gals and old Mump, they was all ready; and the old yaller dog
- he was standrn' waitin' by the wagon, and Bill warn't nowhere to be found.
- So they sent one o' the girls up chamber to see what'd got him; and there
- he was a-lyin' on the bed, and said he'd got a drefful headache, and
- didn't think he could go to meetin'. Wal, the second bell was a-tollin',
- and they had to drive off without him: they never mistrusted but what
- 'twas jest so. Wal, yer see, boys, 'twas that 'are kind o' Sunday headache
- that sort o' gets better when the folks is all fairly into meetin'. So,
- when the wagon was fairly out o' sight, Bill he thought he'd jest go and
- have a peek at them bulls. Wal, he looked and he peeked, and finally he
- thought they looked so sort o' innocent 'twouldn't do no harm to jest let
- 'em have a little run in the cow-yard aforehand. He kind o' wanted to see
- how they was likely to cut up. Now, ye see, the mischief about bulls is,
- that a body never knows what they's goin' to do, 'cause whatever notion
- takes 'em allers comes into their heads so kind o' suddin, and it's jest a
- word and a blow with 'em. Wal, fust he let out his bull, and then he went
- in and let out Ike's. Wal, the very fust thing that critter did he run up
- to Bill's bull, full tilt, and jest gin one rip with his horns right in
- the side of him, and knocked him over and killed him. Didn't die right
- off, but he was done for; and Bill he gin a the old feller turned right
- round, and come at <i>him</i>. I tell you, Bill he turned and made a
- straight coattail, rippin' and peelin' it towards the house, and the bull
- tearin' on right arter him. Into the kitchen he went, and he hedn't no
- time to shut the door, and the bull arter him; and into the keepin'-room,
- and the bull arter him there. And he hedn't but jest time to git up the
- chamber-stairs, when he heard the old feller roarin' and tearin' round
- there like all natur. Fust he went to the lookin'-glass, and smashed that
- all to pieces. Then he histed the table over, and he rattled and smashed
- the chairs round, and made such a roaring and noise, ye'd ha' thought
- there was seven devils there; and in the midst of it Bill he looked out of
- the window, and see the wagon a-comin' back; and 'Lordy massy!' he thought
- to himself, 'the bull 'll kill every one on 'em,' and he run to the window
- and yelled and shouted, and they saw him, and thought the house must be
- afire.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br /><a name="linkimage-0023" id="linkimage-0023"> </a>
- </p>
- <div class="fig" style="width:65%;">
- <img src="images/0217.jpg" alt="0217m " width="100%" /><br />
- </div>
- <h5>
- <a href="images/0217.jpg"><img src="images/enlarge.jpg" alt="" /> </a>
- </h5>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Finally, he bethought him of old Mump's gun, and he run round and got it,
- and poked it through a crack of the chamber-door, and fired off bang! and
- shot him dead, jest as Mis' Moss and the girls was comin' into the
- kitchen-door.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, there was, to be sure, the 'bomination o' desolation when they come
- in and found every thing all up in a heap and broke to pieces, and the old
- critter a-kickin' and bleedin' all over the carpet, and Bill as pale as
- his shirt-tail on the chamber-stairs. They had an awful mess on't; and
- there was the two bulls dead and to be took care uv.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Wal, Bill,&rdquo; said his father, &ldquo;'I hope yer satisfied now. All that comes
- o' stayin' to home from meetin', and keepin' temporal things in yer head
- all day Sunday. You've lost your own bull, you've got Ike's to pay for,
- and ye 'll have the laugh on yer all round the country.'
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'I expect, father, we ken corn the meat,' says Mis' Moss, 'and maybe the
- hide 'll sell for something,' sez she; for she felt kind o' tender for
- Bill, and didn't want to bear down too hard on him.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, the story got round, and everybody was a-throwin' it up at Bill; and
- Delily, in partikelar, hectored him about it till he wished the bulls had
- been in the Red Sea afore he'd ever seen one on 'em. Wal, it really driv
- him out o' town, and he went off out West to settle, and nobody missed him
- much; and Ike he married Delily, and they grew from better to better, till
- now they own jest about as pretty a farm as there is round. Yer remember
- that white house with green blinds, that we passed when we was goin' to
- the trout-brook? Wal, that 'ere's the one.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br /><a name="linkimage-0024" id="linkimage-0024"> </a>
- </p>
- <div class="fig" style="width:20%;">
- <img src="images/5221.jpg" alt="5221 " width="100%" /><br /><a
- href="images/5221.jpg"><img src="images/enlarge.jpg" alt="" /> </a>
- </div>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
- <a name="link2H_4_0011" id="link2H_4_0011"> </a>
- </p>
- <div style="height: 4em;">
- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- HOW TO FIGHT THE DEVIL
- </h2>
- <p>
- <br /><br /><a name="linkimage-0025" id="linkimage-0025"> </a>
- </p>
- <div class="figleft" style="width:20%;">
- <img src="images/9222.jpg" alt="9222 " width="100%" /><br /><a
- href="images/9222.jpg"><img src="images/enlarge.jpg" alt="" /> </a>
- </div>
- <p>
- OOK here, boys,&rdquo; said Sam, &ldquo;don't you want to go with me up to the Devil's
- Den this arternoon?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Where is the Devil's Den,&rdquo; said I, with a little awe.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, it's a longer tramp than I've ever took ye. It's clear up past the
- pickerel pond, and beyond old Skunk John's pasture-lot. It's a 'mazin'
- good place for raspberries; shouldn't wonder if we should get two, three
- quarts there. Great rocks there higher'n yer head; kinder solemn, 'tis.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- This was a delightful and seductive account, and we arranged for a walk
- that very afternoon.
- </p>
- <p>
- In almost every New-England village the personality of Satan has been
- acknowledged by calling by his name some particular rock or cave, or other
- natural object whose singularity would seem to suggest a more than mortal
- occupancy. &ldquo;The Devil's Punchbowl,&rdquo; &ldquo;The Devil's Wash-bowl,&rdquo; &ldquo;The Devil's
- Kettle,&rdquo; &ldquo;The Devil's Pulpit,&rdquo; and &ldquo;The Devil's Den,&rdquo; have been
- designations that marked places or objects of some striking natural
- peculiarity. Often these are found in the midst of the most beautiful and
- romantic scenery, and the sinister name seems to have no effect in
- lessening its attractions. To me, the very idea of going to the Devil's
- Den was full of a pleasing horror. When a boy, I always lived in the
- shadowy edge of that line which divides spirit land from mortal life, and
- it was my delight to walk among its half lights and shadows. The old
- graveyard where, side by side, mouldered the remains of Indian sachems and
- the ancients of English blood, was my favorite haunt. I loved to sit on
- the graves while the evening mists arose from them, and to fancy cloudy
- forms waving and beckoning. To me, this spirit land was my only refuge
- from the dry details of a hard, prosaic life. The schoolroom&mdash;with
- its hard seats rudely fashioned from slabs of rough wood, with its clumsy
- desks, hacked and ink-stained, with its unintelligible textbooks and its
- unsympathetic teacher&mdash;was to me a prison out of whose weary windows
- I watched the pomp and glory of nature,&mdash;the free birds singing, the
- clouds sailing, the trees waving and whispering,&mdash;and longed, as
- earnestly as ever did the Psalmist, to flee far away, and wander in the
- wilderness.
- </p>
- <p>
- Hence, no joy of after life&mdash;nothing that the world has now to give&mdash;can
- equal that joyous sense of freedom and full possession which came over me
- on Saturday afternoons, when I started off on a tramp with the world all
- before me,&mdash;the mighty, unexplored world of mysteries and
- possibilities, bounded only by the horizon. Ignorant alike of all science,
- neither botanist nor naturalist, I was studying at firsthand all that lore
- out of which science is made. Every plant and flower had a familiar face
- to me, and said something to my imagination. I knew where each was to be
- found, its time of coming and going, and met them year after year as
- returning friends.
- </p>
- <p>
- So it was with joyous freedom that we boys ram bled off with Sam this
- afternoon, intent to find the Devil's Den. It was a ledge of granite rocks
- rising in the midst of a grove of pines and white birches. The ground was
- yellow and slippery with the fallen needles of the pines of other days,
- and the glistening white stems of the birches shone through the shadows
- like ivory pillars. Underneath the great granite ledges, all sorts of
- roots and plants grappled and kept foothold; and whole armies of wild
- raspberries matured their fruit, rounder and juicier for growing in the
- shade.
- </p>
- <p>
- In one place yawned a great rift, or cavern, as if the rocks had been
- violently twisted and wrenched apart, and a mighty bowlder lodging in the
- rift had roofed it over, making a cavern of most seductive darkness and
- depth. This was the Devil's Den; and after we had picked our pail full of
- berries, we sat down there to rest.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Sam, do you suppose the Devil ever was here?&rdquo; said I. &ldquo;What do they call
- this his den for?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Massy, child! that 'are was in old witch times. There used to be witch
- meetins' held here, and awful doins'; they used to have witch sabba' days
- and witch sacraments, and sell their souls to the old boy.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What should they want to do that for?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, sure enough; what was it for? I can't make out that the Devil ever
- gin 'em any thing, any on 'em. They warn't no richer, nor didn't get no
- more'n this world than the rest; and they was took and hung; and then ef
- they went to torment after that, they hed a pretty bad bargain on't, I
- say.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well, people don't do such things any more, do they?&rdquo; said I.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;No,&rdquo; said Sam. &ldquo;Since the gret fuss and row-de-dow about it, it's kind o'
- died out; but there's those, I s'pose, that hez dealins' with the old boy.
- Folks du say that old Ketury was a witch, and that, ef't ben in old times,
- she'd a hed her neck stretched; but she lived and died in peace.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;But do you think,&rdquo; said I, now proposing the question that lay nearest my
- heart, &ldquo;that the Devil can hurt us?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;That depends consid'able on how you take him,&rdquo; said Sam. &ldquo;Ye see, come to
- a straight out-an'-out fight with him, he 'll git the better on yer.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;But,&rdquo; said I, &ldquo;Christian did fight Apollyon, and got him down too.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- I had no more doubt in those days that this was an historic fact than I
- had of the existence of Romulus and Remus and the wolf.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, that 'ere warn't jest like real things: they say that 'ere's an
- allegory. But I 'll tell ye how old Sarah Bunganuck fit the Devil, when he
- 'peared to her. Ye see, old Sarah she was one of the converted Injuns, and
- a good old critter she was too; worked hard, and got her livin' honest.
- She made baskets, and she made brooms, and she used to pick young
- wintergreen and tie it up in bunches, and dig sassafras and ginsing to
- make beer; and she got her a little bit o' land, right alongside o' Old
- Black Hoss John's white-birch wood-lot.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Now, I've heerd some o' these 'ere modern ministers that come down from
- Cambridge college, and are larnt about every thing in creation, they say
- there ain't no devil, and the reason on't is, 'cause there can't be none.
- These 'ere fellers is so sort o' green!&mdash;they don't mean no harm, but
- they don't know nothin' about nobody that does. If they'd ha' known old
- Black Hoss John, they'd ha' been putty sure there was a devil. He was jest
- the crossest, ugliest critter that ever ye see, and he was ugly jest for
- the sake o' ugliness. He couldn't bear to let the boys pick huckleberries
- in his paster lots, when he didn't pick 'em himself; and he was allers
- jawin' me 'cause I would go trout-fishin' in one o' his pasters. Jest ez
- if the trout that swims warn't, the Lord's, and jest ez much mine as his.
- He grudged every critter every thing; and if he'd ha' hed his will and
- way, every bird would ha' fell down dead that picked up a worm on his
- grounds. He was jest as nippin' as a black frost. Old Black Hoss didn't
- git drunk in a regerlar way, like Uncle Eph and Toddy Whitney, and the
- rest o' them boys. But he jest sot at home, a-soakin' on cider, till he
- was crosser'n a bear with a sore head. Old Black Hoss hed a special spite
- agin old Sarah. He said she was an old witch and an old thief, and that
- she stole things off'n his grounds, when everybody knew that she was a
- regerlar church-member, and as decent an old critter as there was goin'.
- As to her stealin', she didn't do nothin' but pick huckleberries and
- grapes, and git chesnuts and wannuts, and butternuts, and them 'ere wild
- things that's the Lord's, grow on whose land they will, and is free to
- all. I've hearn 'em tell that, over in the old country, the poor was kept
- under so, that they couldn't shoot a bird, nor ketch a fish, nor gather no
- nuts, nor do nothin' to keep from starvin', 'cause the quality folks they
- thought they owned every thing, 'way-down to the middle of the earth and
- clear up to the stars. We never hed no sech doin's this side of the water,
- thank the Lord! We've allers been free to have the chesnuts and the
- wannuts and the grapes and the huckleberries and the strawberries, ef we
- could git 'em, and ketch fish when and where we was a mind to. Lordy
- massy! your grandthur's old Cesar, he used to call the pond his pork-pot.
- He'd jest go down and throw in a line and ketch his dinner. Wal, Old Black
- Hoss he know'd the law was so, and he couldn't do nothin' agin her by law;
- but he sarved her out every mean trick he could think of. He used to go
- and stan' and lean over her garden-gate and jaw at her an hour at a time;
- but old Sarah she had the Injun in her; she didn't run to talk much: she
- used to jest keep on with her weedin and her work, jest's if he warn't
- there, and that made Old Black Hoss madder'n ever; and he thought he'd try
- and frighten her off'n the ground, by makin' on her believe he was the
- Devil. So one time, when he'd been killin' a beef critter, they took off
- the skin with the horns and all on; and Old Black Hoss he says to Toddy
- and Eph and Loker, 'You jest come up tonight, and see how I 'll frighten
- old Sarah Bunganuck.'
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, Toddy and Eph and Loker, they hedn't no better to do, and they
- thought they'd jest go round and see. Ye see 'twas a moonlight night, and
- old Sarah&mdash;she was an industrious critter&mdash;she was cuttin'
- white-birch brush for brooms in the paster-lot.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, Old Black Hoss he wrapped the critter's skin round him, with the
- horns on his head, and come and stood by the fence, and begun to roar and
- make a noise.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br /><a name="linkimage-0026" id="linkimage-0026"> </a>
- </p>
- <div class="fig" style="width:65%;">
- <img src="images/0223.jpg" alt="0223m " width="100%" /><br />
- </div>
- <h5>
- <a href="images/0223.jpg"><img src="images/enlarge.jpg" alt="" /> </a>
- </h5>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Old Sarah she kept right on with her work, cuttin' her brush and pilin'
- on't up, and jest let him roar. Wal, Old Black Hoss felt putty
- foolish, 'specially ez the fellers were waitin' to see how she took it. So
- he calls out in a grum voice,&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Woman, don't yer know who I be?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'No,' says she quite quiet, 'I don't know who yer be.'
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Wal, I'm the Devil,' sez he.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Ye be?' says old Sarah. 'Poor old critter, how I pity ye!' and she never
- gin him another word, but jest bundled up her broom-stuff, and took it on
- her back and walked off, and Old Black Hoss he stood there mighty foolish
- with his skin and horns; and so he had the laugh agin him, 'cause Eph and
- Loker they went and told the story down to the tavern, and he felt awful
- cheap to think old Sarah had got the upper hands on him.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, ye see, boys, that 'ere's jest the way to fight the Devil. Jest keep
- straight on with what ye're doin', and don't ye mind him, and he can't do
- nothin' to ye.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br /><a name="linkimage-0027" id="linkimage-0027"> </a>
- </p>
- <div class="fig" style="width:20%;">
- <img src="images/5233.jpg" alt="5233 " width="100%" /><br /><a
- href="images/5233.jpg"><img src="images/enlarge.jpg" alt="" /> </a>
- </div>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
- <a name="link2H_4_0012" id="link2H_4_0012"> </a>
- </p>
- <div style="height: 4em;">
- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- LAUGHIN' IN MEETIN'
- </h2>
- <p>
- <br /><br /><a name="linkimage-0028" id="linkimage-0028"> </a>
- </p>
- <div class="figleft" style="width:20%;">
- <img src="images/9234.jpg" alt="9234 " width="100%" /><br /><a
- href="images/9234.jpg"><img src="images/enlarge.jpg" alt="" /> </a>
- </div>
- <p>
- E were in disgrace, we boys; and the reason of it was this: we had laughed
- out in meeting-time! To be sure, the occasion was a trying one, even to
- more disciplined nerves. Parson Lothrop had exchanged pulpits with Parson
- Summeral, of North Wearem. Now, Parson Summeral was a man in the very
- outset likely to provoke the risibles of unspiritualized juveniles. He was
- a thin, wiry, frisky little man, in a powdered white wig, black tights,
- and silk stockings, with bright knee-buckles and shoe-buckles; with round,
- dark, snapping eyes; and a curious, high, cracked, squeaking voice, the
- very first tones of which made all the children stare and giggle. The news
- that Parson Summeral was going to preach in our village spread abroad
- among us as a prelude to something funny. It had a flavor like the charm
- of circus-acting; and, on the Sunday morning of our story, we went to the
- house of God in a very hilarious state, all ready to set off in a laugh on
- the slightest provocation.
- </p>
- <p>
- The occasion was not long wanting. Parson Lo-throp had a favorite dog
- yclept Trip, whose behavior in meeting was notoriously far from that
- edifying pattern which befits a minister's dog on Sundays. Trip was a
- nervous dog, and a dog that never could be taught to conceal his emotions
- or to respect conventionalities. If any thing about the performance in the
- singers' seat did not please him, he was apt to express himself in a
- lugubrious howl. If the sermon was longer than suited him, he would gape
- with such a loud creak of his jaws as would arouse everybody's attention.
- If the flies disturbed his afternoon's nap, he would give sudden snarls or
- snaps; or, if anything troubled his dreams, he would bark out in his sleep
- in a manner not only to dispel his own slumbers, but those of certain
- worthy deacons and old ladies, whose sanctuary repose was thereby sorely
- broken and troubled. For all these reasons, Madame Lo-throp had been
- forced, as a general thing, to deny Trip the usual sanctuary privileges of
- good family dogs in that age, and shut him up on Sundays to private
- meditation. Trip, of course, was only the more set on attendance, and
- would hide behind doors, jump out of windows, sneak through by-ways and
- alleys, and lie hid till the second bell had done tolling, when suddenly
- he would appear in the broad aisle, innocent and happy, and take his seat
- as composedly as any member of the congregation.
- </p>
- <p>
- Imagine us youngsters on the <i>qui vive</i> with excitement at seeing
- Parson Summeral frisk up into the pulpit with all the vivacity of a black
- grasshopper. We looked at each other, and giggled very cautiously, with
- due respect to Aunt Lois's sharp observation.
- </p>
- <p>
- At first, there was only a mild, quiet simmering of giggle, compressed
- decorously within the bounds of propriety; and we pursed our muscles up
- with stringent resolution, whenever we caught the apprehensive eye of our
- elders.
- </p>
- <p>
- But when, directly after the closing notes of the tolling second bell,
- Master Trip walked gravely up the front aisle, and, seating himself
- squarely in front of the pulpit, raised his nose with a critical air
- toward the scene of the forthcoming performance, it was too much for us:
- the repression was almost convulsive. Trip wore an alert, attentive air,
- befitting a sound, orthodox dog, who smells a possible heresy, and deems
- it his duty to watch the performances narrowly.
- </p>
- <p>
- Evidently he felt called upon to see who and what were to occupy that
- pulpit in his master's absence.
- </p>
- <p>
- Up rose Parson Summeral; and up went Trip's nose, vibrating with intense
- attention.
- </p>
- <p>
- The parson began in his high-cracked voice to intone the hymn,&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- <br />
- </p>
- <p class="indent20">
- &ldquo;Sing to the Lord aloud,&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- <br />
- </p>
- <p>
- when Trip broke into a dismal howl.
- </p>
- <p>
- The parson went on to give directions to the deacon, in the same voice in
- which he had been reading, so that the whole effect of the performance was
- somewhat as follows:&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- <br />
- </p>
- <p class="indent20">
- &ldquo;'Sing to the Lord aloud.'
- </p>
- <p>
- <br />
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;(Please to turn out that dog),&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- <br />
- </p>
- <p class="indent20">
- &ldquo;'And make a joyful noise.,&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- <br />
- </p>
- <p>
- The dog was turned out, and the choir did their best to make a joyful
- noise; but we boys were upset for the day, delivered over to the
- temptations of Satan, and plunged in waves and billows of hysterical
- giggle, from which neither winks nor frowns from Aunt Lois, nor the awful
- fear of the tithing-man, nor the comforting bits of fennel and orange-peel
- passed us by grandmother, could recover us.
- </p>
- <p>
- Everybody felt, to be sure, that here was a trial that called for some
- indulgence. Hard faces, even among the stoniest saints, betrayed a
- transient quiver of the risible muscles; old ladies put up their fans;
- youths and maidens in the singers' seat laughed outright; and, for the
- moment, a general snicker among the children was pardoned. But I was one
- of that luckless kind, whose nerves, once set in vibration, could not be
- composed. When the reign of gravity and decorum had returned, Harry and I
- sat by each other, shaking with suppressed laughter. Every thing in the
- subsequent exercises took a funny turn; and in the long prayer, when
- everybody else was still and decorous, the whole scene came over me with
- such overpowering force, that I exploded with laughter, and had to be
- taken out of meeting and marched home by Aunt Lois, as a convicted
- criminal. What especially moved her indignation was, that, the more she
- rebuked and upbraided, the more I laughed, till the tears rolled down my
- cheeks; which Aunt Lois construed into wilful disrespect to her authority,
- and resented accordingly.
- </p>
- <p>
- By Sunday evening, as we gathered around the fire, the re-action from
- undue gayety to sobriety had taken place; and we were in a pensive and
- penitent state. Grandmother was gracious and forgiving; but Aunt Lois
- still preserved that frosty air of reprobation which she held to be a
- salutary means of quickening our consciences for the future. It was,
- therefore, with unusual delight that we saw our old friend Sam come in,
- and sit himself quietly down on the block in the chimney corner. With Sam
- we felt assured of indulgence and patronage; for, though always rigidly
- moral and instructive in his turn of mind, he had that fellow-feeling for
- transgressors which is characteristic of the loose-jointed, easy-going
- style of his individuality.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Lordy massy, boys&mdash;yis,&rdquo; said Sam virtuously, in view of some of
- Aunt Lois's thrusts, &ldquo;ye ought never to laugh nor cut up in meetin'; that
- 'are's so: but then there is times when the best on us gets took down. We
- gets took unawares, ye see,&mdash;even ministers does. Yis, natur' will
- git the upper hand afore they know it.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Why, Sam, <i>ministers</i> don't ever laugh in meetin'! do they?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- We put the question with wide eyes. Such a supposition bordered on
- profanity, we thought: it was approaching the sin of Uzzah, who unwarily
- touched the ark of the Lord.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Laws, yes. Why, heven't you never heard how there was a council held to
- try Parson Morrel for laughin' out in prayer-time?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Laughing in prayer-time!&rdquo; we both repeated, with uplifted hands and eyes.
- </p>
- <p>
- My grandfather's mild face became luminous with a suppressed smile, which
- brightened it as the moon does a cloud; but he said nothing.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Yes, yes,&rdquo; said my grandmother, &ldquo;that affair did make a dreadful scandal
- in the time on't! But Parson Morrel was a good man; and I'm glad the
- council wasn't hard on him.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal,&rdquo; said Sam Lawson, &ldquo;after all, it was more Ike Babbit's fault than
- 'twas anybody's. Ye see, Ike he was allers for gettin' what he could out
- o' the town; and he would feed his sheep on the meetin'-house green.
- Somehow or other, Ike's fences allers contrived to give out, come Sunday,
- and up would come his sheep; and Ike was too pious to drive 'em back
- Sunday, and so there they was. He was talked to enough about it: 'cause,
- ye see, to hev sheep and lambs a ba-a-in' and a blatin' all prayer and
- sermon time wa'n't the thing. 'Member that 'are old meet-in'-house up to
- the North End, down under Blueberry Hill, the land sort o' sloped down, so
- as a body hed to come into the meetin'-house steppin' down instead o' up.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Fact was, they said 'twas put there 'cause the land wa'n't good for
- nothin' else; and the folks thought puttin' a meetin'-house on't would be
- a clear savin'. But Parson Morrel he didn't like it, and was free to tell
- 'em his mind on't,&mdash;that 'twas like bringin' the lame and the blind
- to the Lord's sarvice; but there 'twas.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;There wa'n't a better minister, nor no one more set by in all the State,
- than Parson Morrel. His doctrines was right up and down, good and sharp;
- and he give saints and sinners their meat in due season; and for consolin'
- and comfortin' widders and orphans, Parson Morrel hedn't his match. The
- women sot lots by him; and he was allus' ready to take tea round, and make
- things pleasant and comfortable; and he hed a good story for every one,
- and a word for the children, and maybe an apple or a cookey in his pocket
- for 'em. Wal, you know there an't no pleasin' everybody; and ef Gabriel
- himself, right down out o' heaven, was to come and be a minister, I expect
- there'd be a pickin' at his wings, and sort o' fault-findin'. Now, Aunt
- Jerushy Scran and Aunt Polly Hokun they sed Parson Morrel wa'n't solemn
- enough. Ye see, there's them that thinks that a minister ought to be jest
- like the town hearse, so that ye think of death, judgment, and eternity,
- and nothin' else, when ye see him round; and ef they see a man rosy and
- chipper, and hevin' a pretty nice, sociable sort of a time, why they say
- he an't spiritooal minded. But, in my times, I've seen ministers the most
- awakenin' kind in the pulpit that was the liveliest when they was out
- on't. There is a time to laugh, Scriptur' says; tho' some folks never seem
- to remember that 'are.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;But, Sam, how came you to say it was Ike Babbit's fault? What was it
- about the sheep?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh, wal, yis! I'm a comin' to that 'are. It was all about them sheep. I
- expect they was the instrument the Devil sot to work to tempt Parson
- Morrel to laugh in prayer-time.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Ye see, there was old Dick, Ike's bell-wether, was the fightin'est old
- crittur that ever yer see. Why, Dick would butt at his own shadder; and
- everybody said it was a shame the old crittur should be left to run loose,
- 'cause he run at the children, and scared the women half out their wits.
- Wal, I used to live out in that parish in them days. And Lem Sudoc and I
- used to go out sparkin' Sunday nights, to see the Larkin gals; and we had
- to go right 'cross the lot where Dick was: so we used to go and stand at
- the fence, and call. And Dick would see us, and put down his head, and run
- at us full chisel, and come bunt agin the fence; and then I'd ketch him by
- the horns, and hold him while Lem run and got over the fence t'other side
- the lot; and then I'd let go: and Lem would holler, and shake a stick at
- him, and away he'd go full butt at Lem; and Lem would ketch his horns, and
- hold him till I came over,&mdash;that was the way we managed Dick; but, I
- tell you, ef he come sudden up behind a fellow, he'd give him a butt in
- the small of his back that would make him run on all fours one while. He
- was a great rogue,&mdash;Dick was. Wal, that summer, I remember they hed
- old Deacon Titkins for tithing-man; and I tell you he give it to the boys
- lively. There wa'n't no sleepin' nor no playin'; for the deacon hed eyes
- like a gimblet, and he was quick as a cat, and the youngsters hed to look
- out for themselves. It did really seem as if the deacon was like them four
- beasts in the Revelations that was full o' eyes behind and before; for
- which ever way he was standin', if you gave only a wink, he was down on
- you, and hit you a tap with his stick. I know once Lem Sudoc jist wrote
- two words in the psalm-book and passed to Kesiah Larkin; and the deacon
- give him such a tap that Lem grew red as a beet, and vowed he'd be up with
- him some day for that.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well, Lordy Massy, folks that is so chipper and high steppin' has to hev
- their come downs; and the deacon he hed to hev his.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;That 'are Sunday,&mdash;I 'member it now jest as well as if 'twas
- yesterday,&mdash;the parson he give us his gre't sermon, reconcilin'
- decrees and free agency: everybody said that 'are sermon was a
- masterpiece. He preached it up to Cambridge at Commencement, that year.
- Wal, it so happened it was one o' them bilin' hot days that come in
- August, when you can fairly hear the huckleberries a sizzlin', and cookin'
- on the bushes, and the locust keeps a gratin' like a red-hot saw. Wal,
- such times, decrees or no decrees, the best on us will get sleepy. The old
- meetin'-house stood right down at the foot of a hill that kep' off all the
- wind; and the sun blazed away at them gre't west winders: and there was
- pretty sleepy times there. Wal, the deacon, he flew round a spell, and
- woke up the children, and tapped the boys on the head, and kep' every
- thing straight as he could, till the sermon was most through, when he
- railly got most tuckered out; and he took a chair, and he sot down in the
- door right opposite the minister, and fairly got asleep himself, jest as
- the minister got up to make the last prayer.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, Parson Morrel hed a way o' prayin' with his eyes open. Folks said it
- wa'n't the best way: but it was Parson Morrel's way, anyhow; and so, as he
- was prayin', he couldn't help seein' that Deacon Tit-kins was a noddin'
- and a bobbin' out toward the place where old Dick was feedin' with the
- sheep, front o' the meetin'-house door.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Lem and me we was sittin' where we could look out; and we jest sees old
- Dick stop feedin' and look at the deacon. The deacon hed a little round
- head as smooth as an apple, with a nice powdered wig on it: and he sot
- there makin' bobs and bows; and Dick begun to think it was suthin sort o'
- pussonal. Lem and me was sittin' jest where we could look out and see the
- hull picter; and Lem was fit to split.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Good, now,' says he: 'that crittur 'll pay the deacon off lively, pretty
- soon.'
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;The deacon bobbed his head a spell; and old Dick he shook his horns, and
- stamped at him sort o' threat-nin'. Finally the deacon he give a great
- bow, and brought his head right down at him; and old Dick he sot out full
- tilt and come down on him ker chunk, and knocked him head over heels into
- the broad aisle: and his wig flew one way and he t'other; and Dick made a
- lunge at it, as it flew, and carried it off on his horns.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br /><a name="linkimage-0029" id="linkimage-0029"> </a>
- </p>
- <div class="fig" style="width:65%;">
- <img src="images/0247.jpg" alt="0247m " width="100%" /><br />
- </div>
- <h5>
- <a href="images/0247.jpg"><img src="images/enlarge.jpg" alt="" /> </a>
- </h5>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, you may believe, that broke up the meetin' for one while: for Parson
- Morrel laughed out; and all the gals and boys they stomped and roared. And
- the old deacon he got up and begun rubbin' his shins, 'cause he didn't see
- the joke on't.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'You don't orter laugh,' says he: 'it's no laughin' matter; it's a solemn
- thing,' says he. 'I might hev been sent into 'tarnity by that darned
- crittur,' says he. Then they all roared and haw-hawed the more, to see the
- deacon dancin' round with his little shiny head, so smooth a fly would
- trip up on't. 'I believe, my soul, you'd laugh to see me in my grave,'
- says he.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, the truth on't was, 'twas jist one of them bustin' up times that
- natur has, when there an't nothin' for it but to give in: 'twas jest like
- the ice breakin' up in the Charles River,&mdash;it all come at once, and
- no whoa to't. Sunday or no Sunday, sin or no sin, the most on 'em laughed
- till they cried, and couldn't help it.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;But the deacon, he went home feelin' pretty sore about it. Lem Sudoc, he
- picked up his wig, and handed it to him. Says he, 'Old Dick was playin'
- tithin'-man, wa'n't he, deacon? Teach you to make allowance for other
- folks that get sleepy.'
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Then Miss Titkins she went over to Aunt Jerushy Scran's and Aunt Polly
- Hokum's; and they hed a pot o' tea over it, and 'greed it was awful of
- Parson Morrel to set sich an example, and suthin' hed got to be done about
- it. Miss Hokum said she allers knew that Parson Morrel hedn't no
- spiritooality; and now it hed broke out into open sin, and led all the
- rest of 'em into it; and Miss Titkins, she said such a man wa'n't fit to
- preach; and Miss Hokum said she couldn't never hear him agin: and the next
- Sunday the deacon and his wife they hitched up and driv eight miles over
- to Parson Lothrop's and took Aunt Polly on the back seat.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, the thing growed and growed, till it seemed as if there wa'n't
- nothin' else talked about, 'cause Aunt Polly and Miss Titkins and Jerushy
- Scran they didn't do nothin' but talk about it; and that sot everybody
- else a-talkin'.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Finally, it was 'greed they must hev a council to settle the hash. So all
- the wimmen they went to choppin' mince, and makin' up pumpkin pies and
- cranberry tarts, andb'ilin' doughnuts,&mdash;gettin' ready for the
- ministers and delegates; 'cause councils always eats powerful: and they
- hed quite a stir, like a gineral trainin'. The hosses they was hitched all
- up and down the stalls, a-stompin' and switchin' their tails; and all the
- wimmen was a-talkin'; and they hed up everybody round for witnesses. And
- finally Parson Morrel he says, 'Brethren,' says he, 'jest let me tell you
- the story jest as it happened; and, if you don't every one of you laugh as
- hard as I did, why, then, I 'll give up.'
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;The parson he was a master-hand at settin' off a story; and, afore he'd
- done, he got 'em all in sich a roar they didn't know where to leave off.
- Finally, they give sentence that there hedn't no temptation took him but
- such as is common to man; but they advised him afterwards allers to pray
- with his eyes shet; and the parson he confessed he orter 'a done it, and
- meant to do better in future: and so they settled it.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;So, boys,&rdquo; said Sam, who always drew a moral, &ldquo;ye see, it larns you, you
- must take care what ye look at, ef ye want to keep from laughin' in
- meetin'&rdquo;.
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br /><a name="linkimage-0030" id="linkimage-0030"> </a>
- </p>
- <div class="fig" style="width:20%;">
- <img src="images/5252.jpg" alt="5252 " width="100%" /><br /><a
- href="images/5252.jpg"><img src="images/enlarge.jpg" alt="" /> </a>
- </div>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
- <a name="link2H_4_0013" id="link2H_4_0013"> </a>
- </p>
- <div style="height: 4em;">
- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- TOM TOOTHACHE'S GHOST STORY.
- </h2>
- <p>
- <br /><br /><a name="linkimage-0031" id="linkimage-0031"> </a>
- </p>
- <div class="figleft" style="width:20%;">
- <img src="images/9253.jpg" alt="9253 " width="100%" /><br /><a
- href="images/9253.jpg"><img src="images/enlarge.jpg" alt="" /> </a>
- </div>
- <p>
- HAT is it about that old house in Sherbourne?&rdquo; said Aunt Nabby to Sam
- Lawson, as he sat drooping over the coals of a great fire one October
- evening.
- </p>
- <p>
- Aunt Lois was gone to Boston on a visit; and, the smart spice of her
- scepticism being absent, we felt the more freedom to start our
- story-teller on one of his legends.
- </p>
- <p>
- Aunt Nabby sat trotting her knitting-needles on a blue-mixed yarn
- stocking. Grandmamma was knitting in unison at the other side of the fire.
- Grandfather sat studying &ldquo;The Boston Courier.&rdquo; The wind outside was
- sighing in fitful wails, creaking the pantry-doors, occasionally puffing
- in a vicious gust down the broad throat of the chimney. It was a drizzly,
- sleety evening; and the wet lilac-bushes now and then rattled and splashed
- against the window as the wind moaned and whispered through them.
- </p>
- <p>
- We boys had made preparation for a comfortable evening. We had enticed Sam
- to the chimney-corner, and drawn him a mug of cider. We had set down a row
- of apples to roast on the hearth, which even now were giving faint sighs
- and sputters as their plump sides burst in the genial heat. The big oak
- back-log simmered and bubbled, and distilled large drops down amid the
- ashes; and the great hickory forestick had just burned out into solid
- bright coals, faintly skimmed over with white ashes. The whole area of the
- big chimney was full of a sleepy warmth and brightness just calculated to
- call forth fancies and visions. It only wanted somebody now to set Sam
- off; and Aunt Nabby broached the ever-interesting subject of haunted
- houses.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, now, Miss Badger,&rdquo; said Sam, &ldquo;I ben over there, and walked round
- that are house consid'able; and I talked with Granny Hokum and Aunt Polly,
- and they've putty much come to the conclusion that they 'll hev to move
- out on't. Ye see these 'ere noises, they keep 'em awake nights; and Aunt
- Polly, she gets 'stericky; and Hannah Jane, she says, ef they stay in the
- house, <i>she</i> can't live with 'em no longer. And what can them lone
- women do without Hannah Jane? Why, Hannah Jane, she says these two months
- past she's seen a woman, regular, walking up and down the front hall
- between twelve and one o'clock at night; and it's jist the image and body
- of old Ma'am Tillotson, Parson Hokum's mother, that everybody know'd was a
- thunderin' kind o' woman, that kep' every thing in a muss while she was
- alive. What the old crittur's up to now there ain't no knowin'. Some folks
- seems to think it's a sign Granny Hokum's time's comin'. But Lordy massy!
- says she to me, says she, 'Why, Sam, I don't know nothin' what I've done,
- that Ma'am Tillotson should be set loose on me.' Anyway they've all got so
- narvy, that Jed Hokum has ben up from Needham, and is goin' to cart 'em
- all over to live with him. Jed, he's for hushin' on't up, 'cause he says
- it brings a bad name on the property.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, I talked with Jed about it; and says I to Jed, says I, 'Now, ef you
- 'll take my advice, jist you give that are old house a regular
- overhaulin', and paint it over with tew coats o' paint, and that are 'll
- clear 'em out, if any thing will. Ghosts is like bedbugs,&mdash;they can't
- stan' fresh paint,' says I. 'They allers clear out. I've seen it tried on
- a ship that got haunted.'&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Why, Sam, do ships get haunted?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;To be sure they do!&mdash;haunted the wust kind. Why, I could tell ye a
- story'd make your har rise on e'end, only I'm 'fraid of frightening boys
- when they're jist going to bed.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh! you can't frighten Horace,&rdquo; said my grandmother. &ldquo;He will go and sit
- out there in the graveyard till nine o'clock nights, spite of all I tell
- him.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Do tell, Sam!&rdquo; we urged. &ldquo;What was it about the ship?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- Sam lifted his mug of cider, deliberately turned it round and round in his
- hands, eyed it affectionately, took a long drink, and set it down in front
- of him on the hearth, and began:&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Ye 'member I telled you how I went to sea down East, when I was a boy,
- 'long with Tom Toothacre. Wal, Tom, he reeled off a yarn one night that
- was 'bout the toughest I ever hed the pullin' on. And it come all
- straight, too, from Tom. 'Twa'n't none o' yer hearsay: 'twas what he seen
- with his own eyes. Now, there wa'n't no nonsense 'bout Tom, not a bit
- on't; and he wa'n't afeard o' the divil himse'f; and he ginally saw
- through things about as straight as things could be seen through. This
- 'ere happened when Tom was mate o' 'The Albatross,' and they was a-runnin'
- up to the Banks for a fare o' fish. 'The Albatross' was as handsome a
- craft as ever ye see; and Cap'n Sim Witherspoon, he was skipper&mdash;a
- rail nice likely man he was. I heard Tom tell this 'ere one night to the
- boys on 'The Brilliant,' when they was all a-settin' round the stove in
- the cabin one foggy night that we was to anchor in Frenchman's Bay, and
- all kind o' lavin' off loose.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Tom, he said they was having a famous run up to the Banks. There was a
- spankin' southerly, that blew 'em along like all natur'; and they was
- hevin' the best kind of a time, when this 'ere southerly brought a pesky
- fog down on 'em, and it grew thicker than hasty-puddin'. Ye see, that
- are's the pester o' these 'ere southerlies: they's the biggest
- fog-breeders there is goin'. And so, putty soon, you couldn't see half
- ship's length afore you.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, they all was down to supper, except Dan Sawyer at the wheel, when
- there come sich a crash as if heaven and earth was a-splittin', and then a
- scrapin' and thump bumpin' under the ship, and gin 'em sich a h'ist that
- the pot o' beans went rollin', and brought up jam ag'in the bulk-head; and
- the fellers was keeled over,&mdash;men and pork and beans kinder
- permiscus.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'The divil!' says Tom Toothacre, 'we've run down somebody. Look out, up
- there!'
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Dan, he shoved the helm hard down, and put her up to the wind, and sung
- out, 'Lordy massy! we've struck her right amidships!'
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Struck what?' they all yelled, and tumbled up on deck.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Why, a little schooner,' says Dan. 'Didn't see her till we was right on
- her. She's gone down tack and sheet. Look! there's part o' the wreck
- a-floating off: don't ye see?'
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, they didn't see, 'cause it was so thick you couldn't hardly see your
- hand afore your face. But they put about, and sent out a boat, and kind o'
- sarched round; but, Lordy massy! ye might as well looked for a drop of
- water in the Atlantic Ocean. Whoever they was, it was all done gone and
- over with 'em for this life, poor critturs!
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Tom says they felt confoundedly about it; but what could they do? Lordy
- massy! what can any on us do? There's places where folks jest lets go
- 'cause they hes to. Things ain't as they want 'em, and they can't alter
- 'em. Sailors ain't so rough as they look: they'z feelin' critturs, come to
- put things right to 'em. And there wasn't one on 'em who wouldn't 'a'
- worked all night for a chance o' saving some o' them poor fellows. But
- there 'twas, and 'twa'n't no use trying.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, so they sailed on; and by'm by the wind kind o' chopped round
- no'theast, and then come round east, and sot in for one of them regular
- east blows and drizzles that takes the starch out o' fellers more'n a
- regular storm. So they concluded they might as well put into a little bay
- there, and come to anchor.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;So they sot an anchor-watch, and all turned in.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, now comes the particular curus part o' Tom's story: and it more
- curus 'cause Tom was one that wouldn't 'a' believed no other man that had
- told it. Tom was one o' your sort of philosophers. He was fer lookin' into
- things, and wa'n't in no hurry 'bout believin'; so that this 'un was more
- 'markablfe on account of it's bein' Tom that seen it than ef it had ben
- others.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Tom says that night he hed a pesky toothache that sort o' kep' grumblin'
- and jumpin' so he couldn't go to sleep; and he lay in his bunk, a-turnin'
- this way and that, till long past twelve o clock.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Tom had a'thwart-ship bunk where he could see into every bunk on board,
- except Bob Coffin's; and Bob was on the anchor-watch. Wal, he lay there,
- tryin' to go to sleep, hearin' the men snorin' like bull-frogs in a swamp,
- and watchin' the lantern a-swingin' back and forward; and the sou'westers
- and pea-jackets were kinder throwin' their long shadders up and down as
- the vessel sort o' rolled and pitched,&mdash;for there was a heavy swell
- on,&mdash;and then he'd hear Bob Coffin tramp, tramp, trampin' overhead,&mdash;for
- Bob had a pretty heavy foot of his own,&mdash;and all sort o' mixed up
- together with Tom's toothache, so he couldn't get to sleep. Finally, Tom,
- he bit off a great chaw o' 'baccy, and got it well sot in his cheek, and
- kind o' turned over to lie on't, and ease the pain. Wal, he says he laid a
- spell, and dropped off in a sort o' doze, when he woke in sich a chill his
- teeth chattered, and the pain come on like a 'knife, and he bounced over,
- thinking the fire had gone out in the stove.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, sure enough, he see a man a-crouchin' over the stove, with his back
- to him, a-stretchin' out his hands to warm 'em. He had on a sou'wester and
- a pea-jacket, with a red tippet round his neck; and his clothes was
- drippin' as if he'd just come in from a rain.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'What the divil!' says Tom. And he riz right up, and rubbed his eyes.
- 'Bill Bridges,' says he, 'what shine be you up to now?' For Bill was a
- master oneasy crittur, and allers a-gettin' up and walkin' nights; and
- Tom, he thought it was Bill. But in a minute he looked over, and there,
- sure enough, was Bill, fast asleep in his bunk, mouth wide open, snoring
- like a Jericho ram's-horn. Tom looked round, and counted every man in his
- bunk, and then says he, 'Who the devil is this? for there's Bob Coffin on
- deck, and the rest is all here.'
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, Tom wa'n't a man to be put under too easy. He hed his thoughts about
- him allers; and the fust he thought in every pinch was what to do. So he
- sot considerin' a minute, sort o' winkin' his eyes to be sure he saw
- straight, when, sure enough, there come another man backin' down the
- companion-way.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Wal, there's Bob Coffin, anyhow,' says Tom to himself. But no, the other
- man, he turned: Tom see his face; and, sure as you live, it was the face
- of a dead corpse. Its eyes was sot, and it jest came as still across the
- cabin, and sot down by the stove, and kind o' shivered, and put out its
- hands as if it was gettin' warm.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Tom said that there was a cold air round in the cabin, as if an iceberg
- was comin' near, and he felt cold chills running down his back; but he
- jumped out of his bunk, and took a step forward. 'Speak!' says he. 'Who be
- you? and what do you want?'
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;They never spoke, nor looked up, but kept kind o' shivering and crouching
- over the stove.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Wal,' says Tom, 'I 'll see who you be, anyhow.' And he walked right up
- to the last man that come in, and reached out to catch hold of his
- coat-collar; but his hand jest went through him like moonshine, and in a
- minute he all faded away; and when he turned round the other one was gone
- too. Tom stood there, looking this way and that; but there warn't nothing
- but the old stove, and the lantern swingin', and the men all snorin' round
- in their bunks. Tom, he sung out to Bob Coffin. 'Hullo, up there!' says
- he. But Bob never answered, and Tom, he went up, and found Bob down on his
- knees, his teeth a-chatterin' like a bag o' nails, trying to say his
- prayers; and all he could think of was, 'Now I lay me,' and he kep' going
- that over and over. Ye see, boys, Bob was a drefful wicked, swearin'
- crittur, and hadn't said no prayers since he was tew years old, and it
- didn't come natural to him. Tom give a grip on his collar, and shook him.
- 'Hold yer yawp,' said he. 'What you howlin' about? What's up?'
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Oh, Lordy massy!' says Bob, 'we're sent for,&mdash;all on us,&mdash;there's
- been two on 'em: both on 'em went right by me!'
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, Tom, he hed his own thoughts; but he was bound to get to the bottom
- of things, anyway. Ef 'twas the devil, well and good&mdash;he wanted to
- know it. Tom jest wanted to hev the matter settled one way or t'other: so
- he got Bob sort o' stroked down, and made him tell what he saw.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Bob, he stood to it that he was a-standin' right for'ard, a-leanin' on
- the windlass, and kind o' hummin' a tune, when he looked down, and see a
- sort o' queer light in the fog; and he went and took a look over the bows,
- when up came a man's head in a sort of sou'wester, and then a pair of
- hands, and catched at the bob-stay; and then the hull figger of a man riz
- right out o' the water, and clim up on the martingale till he could reach
- the jib-stay with his hands, and then he swung himself right up onto the
- bowsprit, and stepped aboard, and went past Bob, right aft, and down into
- the cabin. And he hadn't more'n got down, afore he turned round, and there
- was another comin' in over the bowsprit, and he went by him, and down
- below: so there was two on 'em, jest as Tom had seen in the cabin.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Tom he studied on it a spell, and finally says he, 'Bob, let you and me
- keep this 'ere to ourselves, and see ef it 'll come again. Ef it don't,
- well and good: ef it does&mdash;why, we 'll see about it.'
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;But Tom he told Cap'n Witherspoon, and the Cap'n he agreed to keep an eye
- out the next night. But there warn't nothing said to the rest o' the men.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, the next night they put Bill Bridges on the watch. The fog had
- lifted, and they had a fair wind, and was going on steady. The men all
- turned in, and went fast asleep, except Cap'n Witherspoon, Tom, and Bob
- Coffin. Wal, sure enough, 'twixt twelve and one o'clock, the same thing
- came over, only there war four men 'stead o' two. They come in jes' so
- over the bowsprit, and they looked neither to right nor left, but dim down
- stairs, and sot down, and crouched and shivered over the stove jist like
- the others. Wal, Bill Bridges, he came tearin' down like a wild-cat,
- frightened half out o' his wits, screechin' 'Lord, have mercy! we're all
- goin' to the devil!' And then they all vanished.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Now, Cap'n, what's to be done?' says Tom. 'Ef these 'ere fellows is to
- take passage, we can't do nothin' with the boys: that's clear.'
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, so it turned out; for, come next night, there was six on 'em come
- in, and the story got round, and the boys was all on eend. There wa'n't no
- doin' nothin' with 'em. Ye see, it's allers jest so. Not but what dead
- folks is jest as 'spectable as they was afore they's dead. These might 'a'
- been as good fellers as any aboard; but it's human natur'. The minute a
- feller's dead, why, you sort o' don't know 'bout him; and it's kind o'
- skeery hevin' on him round; and so 'twan't no wonder the boys didn't feel
- as if they could go on with the vy'ge, ef these 'ere fellers was all to
- take passage. Come to look, too, there war consid'able of a leak stove in
- the vessel; and the boys, they all stood to it, ef they went farther, that
- they'd all go to the bottom. For, ye see, once the story got a-goin',
- every one on 'em saw a new thing every night. One on 'em saw the bait-mill
- a-grindin', without no hands to grind it; and another saw fellers up
- aloft, workin' in the sails. Wal, the fact war, they jest had to put
- about,&mdash;run back to Castine.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, the owners, they hushed up things the best they could; and they put
- the vessel on the stocks, and worked her over, and put a new coat o' paint
- on her, and called her 'The Betsey Ann;' and she went a good vy'ge to the
- Banks, and brought home the biggest fare o' fish that had been for a long
- time; and she's made good vy'ges ever since; and that jest proves what
- I've been a-saying,&mdash;that there's nothin' to drive out ghosts like
- fresh paint.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
- <a name="link2H_4_0014" id="link2H_4_0014"> </a>
- </p>
- <div style="height: 4em;">
- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- THE PARSON'S HORSE-RACE.
- </h2>
- <p>
- <br /><br /><a name="linkimage-0032" id="linkimage-0032"> </a>
- </p>
- <div class="figleft" style="width:20%;">
- <img src="images/9268.jpg" alt="9268 " width="100%" /><br /><a
- href="images/9268.jpg"><img src="images/enlarge.jpg" alt="" /> </a>
- </div>
- <p>
- AL, now, this 'ere does beat all! I wouldn't 'a' thought it o' the deacon.
- </p>
- <p>
- So spoke Sam Lawson, drooping in a discouraged, contemplative attitude in
- front of an equally discouraged looking horse, that had just been brought
- to him by the Widow Simpkins for medical treatment. Among Sam's many
- accomplishments he was reckoned in the neighborhood an oracle in all
- matters of this kind, especially by women, whose helplessness in meeting
- such emergencies found unfailing solace under his compassionate
- willingness to attend to any business that did not strictly belong to him,
- and from which no pecuniary return was to be expected.
- </p>
- <p>
- The Widow Simpkins had bought this horse of Deacon Atkins, apparently a
- fairly well-appointed brute, and capable as he was good-looking. A short,
- easy drive, when the deacon held the reins, had shown off his points to
- advantage; and the widow's small stock of ready savings had come forth
- freely in payment for what she thought was a bargain. When, soon after
- coming into possession, she discovered that her horse, if driven with any
- haste, panted in a fearful manner, and that he appeared to be growing
- lame, she waxed wroth, and went to the deacon in anger, to be met only
- with the smooth reminder that the animal was all right when she took him;
- that she had seen him tried herself. The widow was of a nature somewhat
- spicy, and expressed herself warmly: &ldquo;It's a cheat and a shame, and I 'll
- take the law on ye!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What law will you take?&rdquo; said the unmoved deacon. &ldquo;Wasn't it a fair
- bargain?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I 'll take the law of God,&rdquo; said the widow with impotent indignation; and
- she departed to pour her cares and trials into the ever ready ear of Sam.
- Having assumed the care of the animal, he now sat contemplating it in a
- sort of trance of melancholy reflection.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Why, boys!&rdquo; he broke out, &ldquo;why didn't she come to me afore she bought
- this crittur? Why, I knew all about him! That 'are crittur was jest ruined
- a year ago last summer, when Tom, the deacon's boy there, come home from
- college. Tom driv him over to Sherburn and back that 'are hot Fourth of
- July. 'Member it, 'cause I saw the crittur when he come home. I sot up
- with Tom takin' care of him all night. That 'are crittur had the thumps
- all night, and he hain't never been good for nothin' since. I telled the
- deacon he was a gone hoss then, and wouldn't never be good for nothin'.
- The deacon, he took off his shoes, and let him run to pastur' all summer,
- and he's ben a-feedin' and nussin' on him up; and now he's put him off on
- the widder. I wouldn't 'a' thought it o' the deacon! Why, this hoss 'll
- never be no good to her! That 'are's a used-up crittur, any fool may see!
- He 'll mabbe do for about a quarter of an hour on a smooth road; but come
- to drive him as a body wants to drive, why, he blows like my bellowsis;
- and the deacon knew it&mdash;must 'a' known it!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Why, Sam!&rdquo; we exclaimed, &ldquo;ain't the deacon a good man?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, now, there's where the shoe pinches! In a gin'al way the deacon <i>is</i>
- a good man&mdash;he's con-sid'able more than middlin' good: gin'ally he
- adorns his perfession. On most p'ints I don't hev nothin' agin the deacon;
- and this 'ere ain't a bit like him. But there 'tis! Come to hosses,
- there's where the unsanctified natur' comes out. Folks will cheat about
- hosses when they won't about 'most nothin' else.&rdquo; And Sam leaned back on
- his cold forge, now empty of coal, and seemed to deliver himself to a
- mournful train of general reflection. &ldquo;Yes, hosses does seem to be sort o'
- unregenerate critturs,&rdquo; he broke out: &ldquo;there's suthin' about hosses that
- deceives the very elect. The best o' folks gets tripped up when they come
- to deal in hosses.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Why, Sam, is there any thing bad in horses?&rdquo; we interjected timidly.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Tain't the hosses, boys,&rdquo; said Sam with solemnity. &ldquo;Lordy massy! the
- hosses is all right enough! Hosses is scriptural animals. Elijah went up
- to heaven in a chari't with hosses; and then all them lots o' hosses in
- the Ravelations,&mdash;black and white and red, and all sorts o' colors.
- That 'are shows hosses goes to heaven; but it's more'n the folks that hev
- 'em is likely to, ef they don't look out.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Ministers, now,&rdquo; continued Sam in a soliloquizing vein&mdash;&ldquo;folks
- allers thinks it's suthin' sort o' shaky in a minister to hev much to do
- with hosses,&mdash;sure to get 'em into trouble. There was old Parson
- Williams of North Billriky got into a drefful mess about a hoss. Lordy
- massy! he warn't to blame, neither; but he got into the dreffulest scrape
- you ever heard on&mdash;come nigh to unsettlin' him.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;O Sam! tell us all about it,&rdquo; we boys shouted, delighted with the
- prospect of a story.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, wait now till I get off this crittur's shoes, and we 'll take him up
- to pastur', and then we can kind o' set by the river, and fish. Hepsy
- wanted a mess o' fish for supper, and I was cal'latin' to git some for
- her. You boys go and be digging bait, and git yer lines.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- And so, as we were sitting tranquilly beside the Charles River, watching
- our lines, Sam's narrative began:&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Ye see, boys, Parson Williams&mdash;he's dead now, but when I was a boy
- he was one of the gret men round here. He writ books. He writ a tract agin
- the Armenians, and put 'em down; and he writ a big book on the millennium
- (I've got that 'are book now); and he was a smart preacher. Folks said he
- had invitations to settle in Boston, and there ain't no doubt he might 'a'
- hed a Boston parish ef he'd 'a' ben a mind ter take it; but he'd got a
- good settlement and a handsome farm in North Billriky, and didn't care to
- move: thought, I s'pose, that 'twas better to be number one in a little
- place than number two in a big un. Anyway, he carried all before him where
- he was.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Parson Williams was a tall, straight, personable man; come of good family&mdash;father
- and grand'ther before him all ministers. He was putty up and down, and
- commandin' in his ways, and things had to go putty much as he said. He was
- a good deal sot by, Parson Williams was, and his wife was a Derby,&mdash;one
- o' them rich Salem Derbys,&mdash;and brought him a lot o' money; and so
- they lived putty easy and comfortable so fur as this world's goods goes.
- Well, now, the parson wan't reely what you call worldly-minded; but then
- he was one o' them folks that <i>knows what's good</i> in temporals as
- well as sperituals, and allers liked to hev the best that there was goin';
- and he allers had an eye to a good boss.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Now, there was Parson Adams and Parson Scranton, and most of the other
- ministers: they didn't know and didn't care what hoss they hed; jest
- jogged round with these 'ere poundin', potbellied, sleepy critturs that
- ministers mostly hes,&mdash;good enough to crawl round to funerals and
- ministers' meetin's and associations and sich; but Parson Williams, he
- allers would hev a hoss as was a hoss. He looked out for <i>blood</i>;
- and, when these 'ere Vermont fellers would come down with a drove, the
- parson, he hed his eyes open, and knew what was what. Couldn't none of 'em
- cheat him on hoss flesh. And so one time when Zach Buel was down with a
- drove, the doctor, he bought the best hoss in the lot. Zach said he never
- see a parson afore that he couldn't cheat; but he said the doctor reely
- knew as much as he did, and got the very one he'd meant to 'a' kept for
- himself.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;This 'ere hoss was a peeler, I 'll tell you! They'd called him Tamerlane,
- from some heathen feller or other: the boys called him Tam, for short. Tam
- was a gret character. All the fellers for miles round knew the doctor's
- Tam, and used to come clear over from the other parishes to see him.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, this 'ere sot up Cuff's back high, I tell you! Cuff was the doctor's
- nigger man, and he was nat 'lly a drefful proud crittur. The way he would
- swell and strut and brag about the doctor and his folks and his things!
- The doctor used to give Cuff his cast-off clothes; and Cuff would prance
- round in 'em, and seem to think he was a doctor of divinity himself, and
- had the charge of all natur'.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well, Cuff he reely made an idol o' that 'are hoss,&mdash;a reg'lar
- graven image, and bowed down and worshipped him. He didn't think nothin'
- was too good for him. He washed and brushed and curried him, and rubbed
- him down till he shone like a lady's satin dress; and he took pride in
- ridin' and drivin' him, 'cause it was what the doctor wouldn't let nobody
- else do but himself. You see, Tam warn't no lady's hoss. Miss Williams was
- 'fraid as death of him; and the parson, he hed to git her a sort o'
- low-sperited crittur that she could drive herself. But he liked to drive
- Tam; and he liked to go round the country on his back, and a fine figure
- of a man he was on him too. He didn't let nobody else back him, or handle
- the reins, but Cuff; and Cuff was drefful set up about it, and he swelled
- and bragged about that ar boss all round the country. Nobody couldn't put
- in a word 'bout any other hoss, without Cuff's feathers would be all up,
- stiff as a tom-turkey's tail; and that's how Cuff got the doctor into
- trouble.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Ye see, there nat 'lly was others that thought they'd got horses, and
- didn't want to be crowed over. There was Bill Atkins out to the west
- parish, and Ike Sanders, that kep' a stable up to Pequot Holler: they was
- down a-lookin' at the parson's hoss, and a-bettin' on their'n, and
- a-darin' Cuff to race with 'em.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, Cuff, he couldn't stan' it, and, when the doctor's back was turned,
- he'd be off on the sly, and they'd hev their race; and Tam, he beat 'em
- all. Tam, ye see, boys, was a hoss that couldn't and wouldn't hev a hoss
- ahead of him&mdash;he jest <i>wouldn't!</i> Ef he dropped down dead in his
- tracks the next minit, he <i>would</i> be ahead; and he allers got ahead.
- And so his name got up, and fellers kep' comin' to try their horses; and
- Cuff'd take Tam out to race with fust one and then another till this 'ere
- got to be a reg'lar thing, and begun to be talked about.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Folks sort o' wondered if the doctor knew; but Cuff was sly as a weasel,
- and allers had a story ready for every turn. Cuff was one of them fellers
- that could talk a bird off a bush,&mdash;master hand he was to slick
- things over!
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;There was folks as said they believed the doctor was knowin' to it, and
- that he felt a sort o' carnal pride sech as a minister oughtn't fer to
- hev, and so shet his eyes to what was a-goin' on. Aunt Sally Nickerson
- said she was sure on't.'Twas all talked over down to old Miss Bummiger's
- funeral, and Aunt Sally, she said the church ought to look into't. But
- everybody knew Aunt Sally: she was allers watchin' for folks' haltin's,
- and settin' on herself up to jedge her neighbors.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, I never believed nothin' agin Parson Williams: it was all Cuff's
- contrivances. But the fact was, the fellers all got their blood up, and
- there was hoss-racin' in all the parishes; and it got so they'd even race
- hosses a Sunday.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, of course they never got the doctor's hoss out a Sunday. Cuff
- wouldn't 'a', durst to do that, Lordy massy, no! He was allers there in
- church, settin' up in the doctor's clothes, rollin' up his eyes, and
- lookin' as pious as ef he never thought o' racin' hosses. He was an awful
- solemn-lookin' nigger in church, Cuff was.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;But there was a lot o' them fellers up to Pequot Holler&mdash;Bill
- Atkins, and Ike Sanders, and Tom Peters, and them Hokum boys&mdash;used to
- go out arter meetin' Sunday arternoon, and race hosses. Ye see, it was
- jest close to the State-line, and, if the s'lectmen was to come down on
- 'em, they could jest whip over the line, and they couldn't take 'em.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, it got to be a great scandal. The fellers talked about it up to the
- tavern, and the deacons and the tithingman, they took it up and went to
- Parson Williams about it; and the parson he told 'em jest to keep still,
- not let the fellers know that they was bein' watched, and next Sunday he
- and the tithingman and the constable, they'd ride over, and catch 'em in
- the very act.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;So next Sunday arternoon Parson Williams and Deacon Popkins and Ben
- Bradley (he was constable that year), they got on to their hosses, and
- rode over to Pequot Holler. The doctor's blood was up, and he meant to
- come down on 'em strong; for that was his way of doin' in his parish. And
- they was in a sort o' day o'-jedgment frame o' mind, and jogged along
- solemn as a hearse, till, come to rise the hill above the holler, they see
- three or four fellers with their hosses gittin' ready to race; and the
- parson says he, 'Let's come on quiet, and get behind these bushes, and we
- 'll see what they're up to, and catch 'em in the act.'
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;But the mischief on't was, that Ike Sanders see 'em comin', and he knowed
- Tam in a minit,&mdash;Ike knowed Tam of old,&mdash;and he jest tipped the
- wink to the rest. 'Wait, boys,' says he: 'let 'em git close up, and then I
- 'll give the word, and the doctor's hoss will be racin' ahead like
- thunder.'
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, so the doctor and his folks, they drew up behind the bushes, and
- stood there innocent as could be, and saw 'em gittin' ready to start. Tam,
- he begun to snuffle and paw; but the doctor never mistrusted what he was
- up to till Ike sung out, 'Go it, boys!' and the hosses all started, when,
- sure as you live, boys! Tam give one fly, and was over the bushes, and in
- among 'em, goin' it like chain-lightnin' ahead of 'em all.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Deacon Popkins and Ben Bradley jest stood and held their breath to see em
- all goin' it so like thunder; and the doctor, he was took so sudden it was
- all he could do to jest hold on anyway: so away he went, and trees and
- bushes and fences streaked by him like ribbins. His hat flew off behind
- him, and his wig arter, and got catched in a barberry-bush; but Lordy
- massy! he couldn't stop to think o' them. He jest leaned down, and caught
- Tam round the neck, and held on for dear life till they come to the
- stopping-place.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, Tam was ahead of them all, sure enough, and was snorting and
- snuffling as if he'd got the very old boy in him, and was up to racing
- some more on the spot.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;That 'ere Ike Sanders was the impudentest feller that ever you see, and
- he roared and rawhawed at the doctor. 'Good for you, parson!' says he.
- 'You beat us all holler,' says he. 'Takes a parson for that, don't it,
- boys?' he said. And then he and Ike and Ton; and the two Hokum boys, they
- jest roared, and danced round like wild critturs. Wal, now, only think
- on't, boys, what a situation that 'are was for a minister,&mdash;a man
- that had come out with the best of motives to put a stop to
- sabbath-breakin' I There he was all rumpled up and dusty, and his wig
- hangin' in the bushes, and these 'ere ungodly fellers gettin' the laugh on
- him, and all acause o' that 'are hoss. There's times, boys, when ministers
- must be tempted to swear if there ain't preventin' grace, and this was one
- o' them times to Parson Williams. They say he got red in the face, and
- looked as if he should bust, but he didn't say nothin': he scorned to
- answer. The sons o' Zeruiah was too hard for him, and he let 'em hev their
- say. But when they'd got through, and Ben had brought him his hat and wig,
- and brushed and settled him ag'in, the parson, he says, 'Well, boys, ye've
- had your say and your laugh; but I warn you now I won't have this thing
- going on here any more,' says he: 'so mind yourselves.'
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, the boys see that the doctor's blood was up, and they rode off
- pretty quiet; and I believe they never raced no more in that spot.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;But there ain't no tellin' the talk this 'ere thing made. Folks will
- talk, you know; and there warn't a house in all Billriky, nor in the south
- parish nor centre, where it warn't had over and discussed. There was the
- deacon, and Ben Bradley was there, to witness and show jest how the thing
- was, and that the doctor was jest in the way of his duty; but folks said
- it made a great scandal; that a minister hadn't no business to hev that
- kind o' hoss, and that he'd give the enemy occasion to speak
- reproachfully. It reely did seem as if Tam's sins was imputed to the
- doctor; and folks said he ought to sell Tam right away, and get a sober
- minister's hoss.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;But others said it was Cuff that had got Tam into bad ways, and they do
- say that Cuff had to catch it pretty lively when the doctor come to settle
- with him. Cuff thought his time had come, sure enough, and was so scairt
- that he turned blacker'n ever: he got enough to cure him o' hoss-racin'
- for one while. But Cuff got over it arter a while, and so did the doctor.
- Lordy massy! there ain't nothin' lasts forever! Wait long enough, and
- 'most every thing blows over. So it turned out about the doctor. There was
- a rumpus and a fuss, and folks talked and talked, and advised; everybody
- had their say: but the doctor kep' right straight on, and kep' his hoss
- all the same.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;The ministers, they took it up in the association; but, come to tell the
- story, it sot 'em all a-laughin', so they couldn't be very hard on the
- doctor.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;The doctor felt sort o' streaked at fust when they told the story on him;
- he didn't jest like it: but he got used to it, and finally, when he was
- twitted on't, he'd sort o' smile, and say, 'Anyway, Tam beat 'em: that's
- one comfort.'&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
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- OLDTOWN FIRESIDE TALKS OF THE REVOLUTION.
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- <p>
- HE sacred work of preparation for Thanksgiving was at hand. Our kitchen
- was fragrant with the smell of cinnamon, cloves, and allspice which we
- boys were daily set to pound in the great lignum-vitæ mortar. Daily the
- great oven flamed without cessation; and the splitting of oven-wood kept
- us youngsters so busy, that we scarce had a moment to play: yet we did it
- with a cheerful mind, inspired by the general aroma of coming festivity
- abroad in the house.
- </p>
- <p>
- Behold us this evening around the kitchen-fire, which crackled and roared
- up the wide chimney, brightening with its fluttering radiance the farthest
- corner of the ample room. A tub of rosy-cheeked apples, another of golden
- quinces, and a bushel-basket filled with ruby cranberries, stood in the
- midst of the circle. All hands were busy. Grandmother in one corner was
- superintending us boys as we peeled and quartered the fruit,&mdash;an
- operation in which grandfather took a helping hand; Aunt Lois was busily
- looking over and sorting cranberries, when a knock at the door announced a
- visitor.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well, now, I s'pose that's Sam Lawson, of course,&rdquo; snapped Aunt Lois.
- </p>
- <p>
- Aunt Lois generally spoke with a snap; but about Thanksgiving time it had
- a cheery ring, like the snapping of our brisk kitchen-fire.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Good-evenin', Miss Badger and Miss Lois,&rdquo; said Sam. &ldquo;I see yer winders so
- bright, I couldn't help wantin' to come in and help ye pare apples, or
- suthin'.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- We boys made haste to give Sam the warmest welcome, and warmest place in
- the chimney-corner, and to accommodate him with a tin pan full of quinces,
- and a knife, when he was soon settled among us.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, this 'ere does look cheerful,&mdash;looks like Thanksgiving,&rdquo; he
- began. &ldquo;Wal, Lordy massy! we've got a great deal to be thankful for in
- this 'ere land o' privileges; hain't we, deacon? I was a-comin' 'round by
- Mis' Lothrop's to-day; and her Dinah, she told me the Doctor was gettin' a
- great sermon out on the hundred and twenty-fourth Psalm: 'If it had not
- been the Lord who was on our side when men rose up against us, then they
- had swallowed us up.' He's a-goin' to show all our deliverances in the
- war. I expect it 'll be a whale of a sermon, 'cause, when our minister
- sets out to do a thing, he mos' generally does it up to the handle. Tell
- ye what, boys, you must listen with all your ears: you 'll never know what
- times them was if you don't&mdash;you don't know what liberty cost us all.
- There's your gran'ther, now, he could tell ye: he 'members when he went
- off to Lexington with his gun on his shoulders.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Why, grandfather! did <i>you</i> go?&rdquo; we both exclaimed with wide eyes.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well, boys,&rdquo; said my grandfather, &ldquo;'tain't worth talkin' about what I
- did. I was in my mill that day, minding my business, when brother Con, he
- burst in, and says he, 'Look here, Bill, the regulars are goin' up to
- Concord to destroy our stores, and we must all go. Come, get your gun.'
- Well, I said I was a miller, and millers were exempt from duty; but Con
- wouldn't let me alone. 'Get down your gun,' says he. 'Suppose we're going
- to let them British fellers walk over us?' says he. Well, Con always had
- his way of me; and I got my gun, and we started out through the woods over
- to Concord. We lived at Weston then, ye see. Well, when we got on the brow
- of the hill, we looked over, and, sure enough, there on burying-ground
- hill was the British regulars. The hill was all alive with 'em, marching
- here and there in their scarlet coats like so many bees out of a hive.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Con,' says I, 'jest look there. What are you going to do?'
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Shoot some of 'em, I know,' says Con.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;And so we ran along, hiding behind trees and bushes and stone walls, till
- we got near enough to get a shot at 'em. You see, they broke up into
- companies, and went here and there about town, looking for the stores; and
- then, as we got a chance here and there, we marked our men, and popped,
- and then we'd run, and take aim somewhere else.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, now, that are wa'n't the hull on't,&rdquo; said Sam. &ldquo;Why, there was
- hundreds of fellers doin' just the same all round: it was jest
- pop-pop-pop! from every barn, and every bush, and clump o' trees, all
- along the way. Men was picked off all the time; and they couldn't see who
- did it, and it made 'em mad as fury. Why, I 'member Mis' Tom Bigelow, she
- that was Sary Jones, told me how they sot her mother's house afire and
- burnt it down, 'cause their nigger man Cæsar popped at 'em out o' the
- buttery window. They didn't tell him to; but Cæsar, he was full of fight,
- like all the rest on 'em. Lordy massy! the niggers went for suthin' in
- them times! Their blood was up as quick as anybody's. Why, there was old
- Pompey Lovejoy lived over by Pomp's pond in Andover, he hitched up his
- wagon, and driv over with two barrels o' cider and some tin dippers, and
- was round all day givin' drinks o' cider to our men when they got het and
- thirsty and tired. It was a pretty warm day for April, that was. Pomp has
- told me the story many a time. 'Twas all the cider he had; but cider goes
- for suthin', as well as gunpowder in its place, and Pomp's cider come jest
- right that day.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;But grandfather,&rdquo; said I, &ldquo;what happened to you over there?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well, you see,&rdquo; said grandfather placidly, &ldquo;I wasn't killed; but I come
- pretty nigh it. You see, they sent into Boston for re-enforcements; and,
- by the time we got to Lexington, Earl Percy was marching out with fresh
- troops and cannon. Con and I were standing on the meetin'-house steps,
- when there come a terrible bang, and something struck right over our
- heads, and went into the meetin'-house. 'Why, Bill!' says Con, 'what's
- that?'&mdash;'They've got cannon: that's what that is,' says I. 'Let's run
- 'round the other side.' So we did; but just as we got round there, there
- come another bang, and a ball crashed right through the meetin'-house, and
- come out of the pulpit window. Well, we saw there was no staying there: so
- we run then, and got into a little clump of trees behind a stone wall; and
- there we saw 'em go by,&mdash;Earl Percy on his horse, and all his troops,
- ever so grand. He went on up to Concord. Fact is, if it hadn't been for
- him and his men, those regulars would all have been cut off: they wouldn't
- one of 'em have got back, for the whole country was up and fighting. The
- militia came pouring in from Weston and Acton and Billriky,&mdash;all the
- towns round. Then their Col. Smith was wounded, and a good many others,
- and lots of 'em killed, and our minute-men coming on 'em before and
- behind, and all around. But ye see, we couldn't stand regular troops and
- cannon; and so, when they come on, we had to give back. Earl Percy came
- up, and formed a hollow square, and they marched into it, and so gave 'em
- time to rest.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, there was need enough on't,&rdquo; said Sam. &ldquo;The regulars had been
- hectored and picked, and driv 'round so from piller to post, that they was
- dog tired. Jimmy Irwin, he was a little chap then; but he telled me how he
- see the men jest threw 'emselves down on the ground, their tongues
- trailing out o' their mouths like hunting-dogs. You see, they had about
- two hundred wounded, and twenty eight or nine was taken prisoners, and
- sixty-four killed outright: so Lord Percy had his hands full o' takin'
- care o' the mess they'd got up.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Yes,&rdquo; said my grandfather, &ldquo;there were dead men lying all around the road
- as we came back. There, boys!&rdquo; he said, pointing to a gun and powder-horn
- over the chimney, &ldquo;we picked up these when we were coming home. We found
- them on a poor fellow who lay there dead in the road: there's some blood
- of his on it to this day. We couldn't help feeling it was most too bad
- too.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Poor fellow! he wa'n't to blame,&rdquo; said my grand-mother. &ldquo;Soldiers have to
- go as they're bid. War's an awful thing.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Then they shouldn't have begun it,&rdquo; interposed Aunt Lois. &ldquo;'They that
- take the sword shall perish by the sword.'&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well, grandpapa,&rdquo; said I, &ldquo;what were the stores they went up to get?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;They were stores laid up to enable us to go to war, and they were 'round
- in different places. There were two twenty-four-pounders that they spiked,
- and they threw about five hundred pounds of ball into the river or wells,
- and broke up sixty barrels of flour, and scattered it about.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal,&rdquo; said Sam triumphantly, &ldquo;there was one lot they didn't get. Cap'n
- Tim Wheeler had about the biggest lot o' wheat, and rye-flour, and
- corn-meal stored up in his barn, with some barrels of his own. So when
- this 'ere fine jay-bird of an officer came to him all so grand, and told
- him to open his barn and let him look in, the cap'n, he took his key, and
- walked right out, and opened the barndoor; and the officer was tickled to
- pieces. He thought he'd got such a haul!
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'If you please, sir,' says the cap'n, 'I'm a miller, and got my living by
- grinding grain. I'm a poor man. You can see my mill out there. I grind up
- a lot o' grain in the winter, and get it ready to sell in the spring.
- Some's wheat, and some's rye, and some's corn-meal; and this wheat is
- mine, and this rye is mine, and this corn-meal is mine;' and, when he
- spoke, he put his hand on his own barrels.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Oh! if this is your private property,' says the officer, 'we sha'n't
- touch that: we don't meddle with private property.' And so he turned on
- his heel, and the cap'n, he locked up his barn.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Was that telling the truth?&rdquo; said I.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, you see it was true what he said,&rdquo; said Sam. &ldquo;Them bar'ls he laid
- his hands on was hisn.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;But Aunt Lois told me yesterday it was as bad to act a lie as to speak
- one,&rdquo; said I.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well, so I did,&rdquo; said Aunt Lois. &ldquo;The truth is the truth, and I 'll stick
- to it.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;But, Aunt Lois, would you have told him, and let him break up all those
- barrels?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;No, I shouldn't,&rdquo; said Aunt Lois. &ldquo;I should have done just as Cap'n Tim
- did; but I should have done <i>wrong</i>. Right is right, and wrong is
- wrong, even if I can't come up to it always.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What would you have done, grandfather?&rdquo; said I.
- </p>
- <p>
- My grandfather's mild face slowly irradiated, as when moonbeams pass over
- a rock.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well, boys,&rdquo; he said, &ldquo;I don't think I should have let him break up those
- barrels. If it was wrong to do as Cap'n Wheeler did, I think most likely I
- should 'a' done it. I don't suppose I'm any better than he was.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well, at any rate,&rdquo; said Aunt Lois, &ldquo;what folks' do in war time is no
- rule for ordinary times: every thing is upset then. There ain't any of the
- things they do in war time that are according to gospel teaching; but, if
- you boys were to do just as Cap'n Wheeler did, I should say you lied by
- speaking the truth.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well, well,&rdquo; said my grandmother, &ldquo;those were dreadful times. Thank the
- Lord that they are past and gone, and we don't have such awful cases of
- conscience as we did then. I never could quite see how we did right to
- resist the king at all.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Why, the Bible says, 'Resist the devil,'&rdquo; said Aunt Lois.
- </p>
- <p>
- A general laugh followed this sally.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I always heard,&rdquo; said my grandfather, by way of changing the subject,
- &ldquo;that they meant to have taken Mr. Adams and Mr. Hancock and hung 'em.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, to be sure they did,&rdquo; said Sam Lawson. &ldquo;I know all about that are.
- Sapphira Clark, up to Lexington, she told me all about that are, one day
- when I was to her house puttin' down her best parlor carpet. Sapphira
- wa'n't but ten or eleven years old when the war broke out; but she
- remembered all about it. Ye see, Mr. Hancock and Mr. Adams was a-staying
- hid up at their house. Her father, Mr. Jonas Clark, was minister of
- Lexington; and he kep' 'em quite private, and didn't let nobody know they
- was there. Wal, Sapphira said they was all a-settin' at supper, when her
- father, he heard a great rapping at the front-door; and her father got up
- and went and opened it; and she looked after him into the entry, and could
- just see a man in a scarlet uniform standing at the door, and she heard
- him ask, 'Are Sam Adams and John Hancock here?' And her father answered,
- 'Oh, hush! Don't mention those names here.'&mdash;'Then,' says the man, 'I
- come to tell you the British troops will be along by sunrise; and, if they
- are in your house, they'd better escape right away.'&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;That must have been Col. Paul Revere,&rdquo; said Aunt Lois. &ldquo;He went all
- through the country, from Boston to Concord, rousing up people, and
- telling 'em to be ready.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well, what did Mr. Adams and Hancock do?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, they got ready right away, and slipped quietly out the back-door,
- and made their way over to Burlington, and staid in the minister's house
- over there out of the way of the battle.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What would the British have done with 'em, if they had caught them?&rdquo; said
- I.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Hung 'em&mdash;high as Haman,&rdquo; said my Aunt Lois sententiously. &ldquo;That's
- what they'd have done. That's what they'd 'a' done to them, and to Gen.
- Washington, and lots more, if they'd had their way.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh, yes!&rdquo; said grandfather, &ldquo;they were mighty high-stepping at first.
- They thought they had only to come over and show themselves, and they
- could walk through the land, and hang and burn and slay just whom they'd a
- mind to.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, they found 'twas like jumping into a hornets' nest,&rdquo; said Sam
- Lawson. &ldquo;They found that out at Lexington and Bunker Hill.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Brother Con was in those trenches at Bunker Hill,&rdquo; said grandfather.
- &ldquo;There they dug away at the breastworks, with the bom'-shells firing round
- 'em. They didn't mind them more than if they'd been hickory-nuts. They
- kep' fellows ready to pour water on 'em as they fell.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well, I never want to feel again as I did that day,&rdquo; said grandmother. &ldquo;I
- was in Boston, visiting cousin Jemima Russel, and we were all out on the
- roof of the house. The roofs everywhere were all alive with people looking
- through spy-glasses; and we could hear the firing, but couldn't tell how
- the day was going. And then they set Charlestown on fire; and the blaze
- and smoke and flame rose up, and there was such a snapping and crackling,
- and we could hear roofs and timbers falling, and see people running this
- way and that with their children&mdash;women scared half to death
- a-flying; and we knew all the time there was cousin Jane Wilkinson in that
- town sick in bed, with a baby only a few days old. It's a wonder how Jane
- ever lived through it; but they did get her through alive, and her baby
- too. That burning Charlestown settled to fight it through: it was so mean
- and cruel needless.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Yes,&rdquo; said my grandfather, &ldquo;that day settled the question that we would
- be free and independent, or die; and, though our men had to retreat, yet
- it was as good as a defeat to the British. They lost ten hundred and
- fifty-four in point with a good many. They determined then killed and
- wounded, and we only four hundred and fifty-three; and our men learned
- that they could fight as well as the British. Congress went right to work
- to raise an army, and appointed Gen. Washington commander. Your gran'ther
- Stowe, boys, was orderly of the day when Gen. Washington took the command
- at Cambridge.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal,&rdquo; said Sam, &ldquo;I was in Cambridge that day and saw it all. Ye see, the
- army was drawn up under the big elm there; and Ike Newel and I, we clim up
- into a tree, and got a place where we could look down and see. I wa'n't
- but ten year old then; but, if ever a mortal man looked like the angel of
- the Lord, the gineral looked like it that day.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Some said that there was trouble about having Gen. Ward give up the
- command to a Southern man,&rdquo; said my grandfather. &ldquo;Gen. Ward was a brave
- man and very popular; but everybody was satisfied when they came to know
- Gen. Washington.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;There couldn't no minister have seemed more godly than he did that day,&rdquo;
- said Sam. &ldquo;He read out of the hymn-book the hundred and first Psalm.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;What is that psalm?&rdquo; said I.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Laws, boys! I know it by heart,&rdquo; said Sam, &ldquo;I was so impressed hearin' on
- him read it. I can say it to you:&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- <br />
- </p>
- <p class="indent20">
- '&ldquo;Mercy and judgment are my song,
- </p>
- <p class="indent20">
- And since they both to thee belong,
- </p>
- <p class="indent20">
- My gracious God, my righteous King,
- </p>
- <p class="indent20">
- To thee my songs and vows I bring.
- </p>
- <p class="indent20">
- If I am raised to bear the sword,
- </p>
- <p class="indent20">
- I 'll take my counsels from thy word.
- </p>
- <p class="indent20">
- Thy justice and thy heavenly grace
- </p>
- <p class="indent20">
- Shall be the pattern of my ways.
- </p>
- <p class="indent20">
- I 'll search the land, and raise the just
- </p>
- <p class="indent20">
- To posts of honor, wealth, and trust:
- </p>
- <p class="indent15">
- The men who work thy righteous will
- </p>
- <p class="indent20">
- Shall be my friends and favorites still.
- </p>
- <p class="indent15">
- The impious crew, the factious band,
- </p>
- <p class="indent20">
- Shall hold their peace, or quit the land;
- </p>
- <p class="indent20">
- And all who break the public rest,
- </p>
- <p class="indent20">
- Where I have power, shall be suppressed.'&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- <br />
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;And he did it too,&rdquo; remarked Aunt Lois.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;He trusted in the Lord, and the Lord brought him to honor,&rdquo; said my
- grandmother. &ldquo;When he took the army, every thing was agin' us: it didn't
- seem possible we should succeed.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, he was awful put to it sometimes,&rdquo; said Sam Lawson. &ldquo;I 'member Uncle
- David Morse was a-tellin' me 'bout that are time down in New York when
- the' Massachusetts and Connecticut boys all broke and run.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Massachusetts boys run? How came that Sam?&rdquo; said I.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, you see, sometimes fellows will get a-runnin'; and it jest goes from
- one to another like fire, and ye can't stop it. It was after the battle of
- Long Island, when our men had been fighting day after day, and had to
- retreat. A good many were wounded, and a good many of 'em were sick and
- half-sick; and they'd got sort o' tired and discouraged.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well, Lord Howe and the British came to make a landing at Kipp's Bay
- round by New York; and the troops set to guard the landing began to run,
- and the Massachusetts and Connecticut men were sent to help 'em. Uncle
- David says that the fellows that run spread the panic among 'em; and they
- looked ahead, and saw an ox-drag on top of a hill they was to pass, and
- they thought 'twas a cannon pintin' right at 'em; and the boys, they jest
- broke and run,&mdash;cut right across the road, and cleared over the
- fence, and streaked it off cross-lots and up hill like a flock o' sheep.
- Uncle David, he run too; but he'd been sick o' dysentary, and was so weak
- he couldn't climb the fence: so he stopped and looked back, and saw
- Gineral Washington cantering up behind 'em, shouting, and waving his
- sword, looking like a flamin' fire. Oh, he was thunderin' mad, the gineral
- was! And, when he see the fellows skittering off cross-lots, he jest
- slammed his hat down on the ground, and give up. 'Great heavens!' says he,
- 'are these the men I've got to fight this battle with?'
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, Uncle David, he picked up the gineral's hat, and come up and made
- his bow, and said, 'Gineral, here's your hat.'
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Thank you, sir!' said the gineral. 'I'm glad to see one brave fellow
- that can stand his ground. <i>You</i> didn't run.'
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Uncle David said he felt pretty cheap, 'cause he know'd in his own heart
- that he would 'a' run, only he was too weak to git over the fence; but he
- didn't tell the gineral that, I bet He put the compliment in his pocket,
- and said nothing; for now the gineral's aides came riding up full drive,
- and told him they must be off out of the field in a minute, or the British
- would have 'em, and so one on 'em took Uncle David up behind him, and away
- they cantered. It was a pretty close shave too: the British was only a few
- rods behind 'em.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Oh, dear, if they had caught him!&rdquo; said I. &ldquo;Only think!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well, they would have hung him; but we should have had another in his
- place,&rdquo; said Aunt Lois. &ldquo;The war wouldn't 'a' stopped.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well, 'twas to be as 'twas,&rdquo; said my grandmother. &ldquo;The Lord had respect
- to the prayers of our fathers, and he'd decreed that America should be
- free.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Yes,&rdquo; said Sam: &ldquo;Parson Badger said in one o' his sermons, that men
- always was safe when they was goin' in the line o' God's decrees: I guess
- that are was about it. But, massy! is that are the nine o'clock bell? I
- must make haste home, or I dun' know what Hetty 'll say to me.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- <br /><br />
- </p>
- <hr />
- <p>
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- </p>
- <div style="height: 4em;">
- <br /><br /><br /><br />
- </div>
- <h2>
- A STUDENT'S SEA STORY.
- </h2>
- <p>
- <br /><br /><a name="linkimage-0034" id="linkimage-0034"> </a>
- </p>
- <div class="figleft" style="width:20%;">
- <img src="images/9303.jpg" alt="9303 " width="100%" /><br /><a
- href="images/9303.jpg"><img src="images/enlarge.jpg" alt="" /> </a>
- </div>
- <p>
- MONG the pleasantest of my recollections of old Bowdoin is the salt-air
- flavor of its sea experiences. The site of Brunswick is a sandy plain, on
- which the college buildings seem to have been dropped for the good old
- Yankee economic reason of using land for public buildings that could not
- be used for any thing else. The soil was a fathomless depth of dry, sharp,
- barren sand, out of whose bosom nothing but pitch-pines and
- blueberry-bushes emerged, or ever could emerge without superhuman efforts
- of cultivation. But these sandy plains, these pine forests, were neighbors
- to the great, lively, musical blue ocean, whose life-giving presence made
- itself seen, heard, and felt every hour of the day and night. The
- beautiful peculiarity of the Maine coast, where the sea interpenetrates
- the land in picturesque fiords and lakes, brought a constant romantic
- element into the landscape. White-winged ships from India or China came
- gliding into the forest recesses bringing news from strange lands, and
- tidings of wild adventure, into secluded farmhouses, that, for the most
- part, seemed to be dreaming in woodland solitude. In the early days of my
- college life the shipping interest of Maine gave it an outlook into all
- the countries of the earth. Ships and ship-building and ship-launching
- were the drift of the popular thought; and the very minds of the people by
- this commerce had apparently
- </p>
- <p>
- <br />
- </p>
- <p class="indent30">
- &ldquo;Suffered a sea change
- </p>
- <p class="indent20">
- Into something rare and strange.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- <br />
- </p>
- <p>
- There was a quaintness, shrewdness, and vivacity of lonely solitude about
- these men, (half skipper, half farmer!) that half skip was piquant and
- enlivening.
- </p>
- <p>
- It was in the auspicious period of approaching Thanksgiving that my chum
- and I resolved to antedate for a few days our vacation, and take passage
- on the little sloop &ldquo;Brilliant,&rdquo; that lay courtesying and teetering on the
- bright waters of Maquoit Bay, loading up to make her Thanksgiving trip to
- Boston.
- </p>
- <p>
- It was a bright Indian-summer afternoon that saw us all on board the
- little craft. She was laden deep with dainties and rarities for the festal
- appetites of Boston nabobs,&mdash;loads of those mealy potatoes for which
- the fields of Maine were justly famed, barrels of ruby cranberries, boxes
- of solid golden butter (ventures of a thrifty housemother emulous to
- gather kindred gold in the Boston market). Then there were dressed
- chickens, turkeys, and geese, all going the same way, on the same errand;
- and there were sides and saddles of that choice mutton for which the sea
- islands of Maine were as famous as the South Downs of England.
- </p>
- <p>
- Every thing in such a stowage was suggestive of good cheer. The little
- craft itself had a sociable, friendly, domestic air. The captain and mate
- were cousins: the men were all neighbors, sons of families who had grown
- up together. There was a kindly home flavor in the very stowage of the
- cargo. Here were Melissa's cranberries, and by many a joke and wink we
- were apprised that the mate had a tender interest in that venture. There
- was Widder Toothacre's butter, concerning which there were various
- comments and speculations, but which was handled and cared for with the
- consideration the Maine sailor-boy always gives to &ldquo;the widder.&rdquo; There was
- a private keg of very choice eggs, over which the name of Lucindy Ann was
- breathed by a bright-eyed, lively youngster, who had promised to bring her
- back the change, and as to the precise particulars of this change many a
- witticism was expended.
- </p>
- <p>
- Our mode of living on the &ldquo;Brilliant&rdquo; was of the simplest and most
- primitive kind. On each side the staircase that led down to the cabin,
- hooped strongly to the partition, was a barrel, which on the one side
- contained salt beef, and on the other salt pork. A piece out of each
- barrel, delivered regularly to the cook, formed the foundation of our
- daily meals; and sea-biscuit and potatoes, with the sauce of salt-water
- appetites, made this a feast for a king. I make no mention here of
- gingerbread and doughnuts, and such like ornamental accessories, which
- were not wanting, nor of nuts and sweet cider, which were to be had for
- the asking. At meal-times a swing-shelf, which at other seasons hung flat
- against the wall, was propped up, and our meals were eaten thereon in
- joyous satisfaction.
- </p>
- <p>
- A joyous, rollicking set we were, and the whole expedition was a frolic of
- the first water. One of the drollest features of these little impromptu
- voyages often was the woe-begone aspect of some unsuspecting land-lubber,
- who had been beguiled into thinking that he would like a trip to Boston by
- seeing the pretty &ldquo;Brilliant&rdquo; courtesying in the smooth waters of Maquoit,
- and so had embarked, in innocent ignorance of the physiological resets of
- such enterprises.
- </p>
- <p>
- I remember the first morning out. As we were driving ahead, under a stiff
- breeze, I came on deck, and found the respectable Deacon Muggins, who in
- his Sunday coat had serenely embarked the day before, now desolately
- clinging to the railing, very white about the gills, and contemplating the
- sea with a most suggestive expression of disgust and horror.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Why, deacon, good-morning! How are you? Splendid morning!&rdquo; said I
- maliciously.
- </p>
- <p>
- He drew a deep breath, surveyed me with a mixture of indignation and
- despair, and then gave vent to his feelings: &ldquo;Tell ye what: there was one
- darned old fool up to Brunswick yesterday! but he ain't there now: he's <i>here</i>.&rdquo;
- The deacon, in the weekly prayer-meeting at Brunswick, used to talk of the
- necessity of being &ldquo;emptied of self:&rdquo; he seemed to be in the way of it in
- the most literal manner at the present moment. In a few minutes he was
- extended on the deck, the most utterly limp and dejected of deacons, and
- vowing with energy, if he ever got out o' this 'ere, you wouldn't catch
- him again. Of course, my chum and I were not seasick. We were prosperous
- young sophomores in Bowdoin College, and would have scorned to acknowledge
- such a weakness. In fact, we were in that happy state of self-opinion
- where we surveyed every thing in creation, as birds do, from above, and
- were disposed to patronize everybody we met, with a pleasing conviction
- that there was nothing worth knowing, but what we were likely to know, or
- worth doing, but what we could do.
- </p>
- <p>
- Capt. Stanwood liked us, and we liked him: we patronized him, and he was
- quietly amused at our patronage, and returned it in kind. He was a good
- specimen of the sea-captain in those early days in Maine: a man in middle
- life, tall, thin, wiry, and active, full of resource and shrewd
- mother-wit; a man very confident in his opinions, because his knowledge
- was all got at first-hand,&mdash;the result of a careful use of his own
- five senses. From his childhood he had followed the seas, and, as he grew
- older, made voyages to Archangel, to Messina, to the West Indies, and
- finally round the Horn; and, having carried a very sharp and careful pair
- of eyes, he had acquired not only a snug competency of worldly goods, but
- a large stock of facts and inductions, which stood him in stead of an
- education. He was master of a thriving farm at Harpswell, and, being
- tethered somewhat by love of wife and children, was mostly stationary
- there, yet solaced himself by running a little schooner to Boston, and
- driving a thriving bit of trade by the means. With that reverence for
- learning' which never deserts the New-Englander, he liked us the better
- for being collegians, and amiably conceded that there were things quite
- worth knowing taught &ldquo;up to Brunswick there,&rdquo; though he delighted now and
- then to show his superiority in talking about what he knew better than we.
- </p>
- <p>
- Jim Larned, the mate, was a lusty youngster, a sister's son whom he had
- taken in training in the way he should go. Jim had already made a voyage
- to Liverpool and the East Indies, and felt himself also quite an authority
- in his own way.
- </p>
- <p>
- The evenings were raw and cool; and we generally gathered round the cabin
- stove, cracking walnuts, smoking, and telling stories, and having a jolly
- time generally. It is but due to those old days to say that a most
- respectable Puritan flavor penetrated even the recesses of those coasters,&mdash;a
- sort of gentle Bible and psalm-book aroma, so that there was not a word or
- a joke among the men to annoy the susceptibilities even of a deacon. Our
- deacon, somewhat consoled and amended, lay serene in his berth, rather
- enjoying the yarns that we were spinning. The web, of course, was
- many-colored,&mdash;of quaint and strange and wonderful; and, as the night
- wore on, it was dyed in certain weird tints of the supernatural.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well,&rdquo; said Jim Larned, &ldquo;folks may say what they're a mind to: there are
- things that there's no sort o' way o' 'countin' for,&mdash;things you've
- jist got to say. Well, here's suthin' to work that I don't know nothin'
- about; and, come to question any man up sharp, you 'll find he's seen <i>one</i>
- thing o' that sort' himself; and this 'ere I'm going to tell's <i>my</i>
- story:&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Four years ago I went down to aunt Jerushy's at Fair Haven. Her husband's
- in the oysterin' business, and I used to go out with him considerable.
- Well, there was Bill Jones there,&mdash;a real bright fellow, one of your
- open-handed, lively fellows,&mdash;and he took a fancy to me, and I to
- him, and he and I struck up a friendship. He run an oyster-smack to New
- York, and did a considerable good business for a young man. Well, Bill had
- a fellow on his smack that I never looks of. He was from the Malays, or
- foreign crittur, or other; spoke broken English; had eyes set kind o'
- edgeways 'n his head: homely as sin he was, and I always mistrusted him.
- 'Bill,' I used to say, 'you look out for that fellow: don't you trust him.
- If I was you, I'd ship him off short metre.' But Bill, he only laughed.
- 'Why,' says he, 'I can get double work for the same pay out o' that
- fellow; and what do I care if he ain't handsome?' I remember how chipper
- an' cheery Bill looked when he was sayin' that, just as he was going down
- to New York with his load o' oysters. Well, the next night I was sound
- asleep in aunt Jerusha's front-chamber that opens towards the Sound, and I
- was waked right clear out o' sleep by Bill's voice screaming to me. I got
- up and run to the window, and looked liked the some out, and I heard it
- again, plain as any thing: 'Jim, Jim! Help, help!' It wasn't a common cry,
- neither: it was screeched out, as if somebody was murdering him. I tell
- you, it rung through my head for weeks afterwards.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well, what came of it?&rdquo; said my chum, as the narrator made a pause, and
- we all looked at him in silence.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well, as nigh as we can make it out, that very night poor Bill <i>was</i>
- murdered by that very Malay feller: leastways, his body was found in his
- boat. He'd been stabbed, and all his money and watch and things taken, and
- this Malay was gone nobody knew where. That's all that was ever known
- about it.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;But surely,&rdquo; said my chum, who was of a very literal and rationalistic
- turn of mind, &ldquo;it couldn't have been his voice you heard: he must have
- been down to the other end of the Sound, close by New York, by that time.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well,&rdquo; said the mate, &ldquo;all I know is, that I was waked out of sleep by
- Bill's voice calling my name, screaming in a real agony. It went through
- me like lightning; and then I find he was murdered that night. Now, I
- don't know any thing about it. I know I heard him calling me; I know he
- was murdered: but <i>how</i> it was, or <i>what</i> it was, or <i>why</i>
- it was, I don't know.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;These 'ere college boys can tell ye,&rdquo; said the captain. &ldquo;Of course,
- they've got into sophomore year, and there ain't nothing in heaven or
- earth that they don't know.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;No,&rdquo; said I, &ldquo;I say with Hamlet, 'There are more things in heaven and
- earth, Horatio, than are dreamed of in your philosophy.'&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well,&rdquo; said my chum, with the air of a philosopher, &ldquo;what shakes my faith
- in all supernatural stories is, that I can't see any use or purpose in
- them.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, if there couldn't nothin' happen nor be except what <i>you</i> could
- see a use in, there wouldn't <i>much</i> happen nor be,&rdquo; quoth the
- captain.
- </p>
- <p>
- A laugh went round at the expense of my friend.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, now, I 'll tell ye what, boys,&rdquo; piped the thin voice of the deacon,
- &ldquo;folks mustn't be too presumptuous: there is providences permitted that we
- don't see no use in; but they do happen,&mdash;yes, they do. Now, what Jim
- Larned's been a-tell-in' is a good deal like what happened to me once,
- when I was up to Umbagog, in the lumberin' business.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Halloo!&rdquo; called out Jim, &ldquo;here's the deacon's story! I told you every man
- had one.&mdash;Give it to us, deacon! Speak out, and don't be bashful!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, really, it ain't what I like to talk about,&rdquo; said the deacon, in a
- quavering, uncertain voice; &ldquo;but I don't know but I may as well, though.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;It was that winter I was up to Umbagog. I was clerk, and kep' the 'counts
- and books, and all that; and Tom Huly,&mdash;he was surveyor and marker,&mdash;he
- was there with me, and we chummed together. And there was Jack Cutter; he
- was jest out o' college: he was there practising surveyin' with him. We
- three had a kind o' pine-board sort o' shanty, built out on a plain near
- by the camp: it had a fire-place, and two windows, and our bunks, and each
- of us had our tables and books and things.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well, Huly, he started with a party of three or four to go up through the
- woods to look out a new tract. It was two or three days' journey through
- the woods; and jest about that time the Indians up there was getting sort
- o' uneasy, and we all thought mabbe 'twas sort o' risky: howsomdever, Tom
- had gone off in high spirits, and told us to be sure and take care of his
- books and papers. Tom had a lot of books, and thought every thing of 'em,
- and was sort o' particular and nice about his papers. His table sot up one
- side, by the winder, where he could see to read and write. Well, he'd been
- gone four days, when one night&mdash;it was a bright 'moonlight night&mdash;Jack
- and I were sitting by the fire, reading, and between nine and ten o'clock
- there came a strong, regular knock on the window over by Tom's table. We
- were sitting with our backs to the window. 'Halloo!' says Jack, 'who's
- that?' We both jumped up, and went to the window and looked out, and see
- there warn't nobody there.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'This is curus,' said I.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Some of the boys trying to trick us,' says he. 'Let's keep watch:
- perhaps they 'll do it again,' says he.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;We sot down by the fire, and 'fore long it came again.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Then Jack and I both cut out the door, and run round the house,&mdash;he
- one way, and I the other. It was light as day, and nothin' for anybody to
- hide behind, and there warn't a critter in sight. Well, we come in and sot
- down, and looked at each other kind o' puzzled, when it come agin,
- harder'n ever; and Jack looked to the window, and got as white as a sheet.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'For the Lord's sake, do look!' says he. And you may believe me or not;
- but I tell you it's a solemn fact: Tom's books was movin',&mdash;jest as
- if somebody was pickin' 'em up, and putting 'em down again, jest as I've
- seen him do a hundred times.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Jack,' says I, 'something's happened to Tom.'
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Wal, there had. That very night Tom was murdered by the Indians. We put
- down the date, and a week arter the news came.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Come now, captain,&rdquo; said I, breaking the pause that followed the deacon's
- story, &ldquo;give us your story. You've been all over the world, in all times
- and all weathers, and you ain't a man to be taken in. Did you ever see any
- thing of this sort?&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well, now, boys, since you put it straight at me, I don't care if I say I
- have,&mdash;on these 'ere very waters we're a-sailin' over now, on board
- this very schooner, in this very cabin.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- This was bringing matters close home. We felt an agreeable shiver, and
- looked over our shoulders: the deacon, in his berth, raised up on his
- elbow, and ejaculated, &ldquo;Dew tell! ye don't say so!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Tell us about it, captain,&rdquo; we both insisted. &ldquo;We 'll take your word for
- most any thing.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well, it happened about five years ago. It's goin' on now eight years ago
- that my father died. He sailed out of Gloucester: had his house there;
- and, after he died, mother, she jest kep' on in the old place. I went down
- at first to see her fixed up about right, and after that I went now and
- then, and now and then I sent money. Well, it was about Thanksgiving time,
- as it is now, and I'd ben down to Boston, and was coming back pretty well
- loaded with the things I'd been buying in Boston for Thanksgiving at home,&mdash;raisins
- and sugar, and all sorts of West Ingy goods, for the folks in Harpswell.
- Well, I meant to have gone down to Gloucester to see mother; but I had so
- many ways to run, and so much to do, I was afraid I wouldn't be back on
- time; and so I didn't see her.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well, we was driving back with a good stiff breeze, and we'd got past
- Cape Ann, and I'd gone down and turned in, and was fast asleep in my
- berth. It was past midnight: every one on the schooner asleep, except the
- mate, who was up on the watch. I was sleepin' as sound as ever I slept in
- my life,&mdash;not a dream, nor a feelin', no more'n if I had been dead,&mdash;when
- suddenly I waked square up. My eyes flew open like a spring, with my mind
- clear and wide awake, and, sure as I ever see any thing, I see my father
- standing right in the middle of the cabin, looking right at me. I rose
- right up in my berth, and says I,&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Father, is that you?'
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Yes,' says he, 'it is me.'
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Father,' says I, 'what do you come for?'
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Sam,' says he, 'do you go right back to Gloucester, and take your mother
- home with you, and keep her there as long as she lives.'
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;And says I, 'Father, I will.' And as I said this he faded out and was
- gone. I got right up, and run up on deck, and called out, ''Bout ship!'
- Mr. More&mdash;he was my mate then&mdash;stared at me as if he didn't
- believe his ears. ''Bout ship!' says I. 'I'm going to Gloucester.'
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well, he put the ship about, and then came to me, and says, 'What the
- devil does this mean? We're way past Cape Ann. It's forty miles right back
- to Gloucester.'
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Can't help it,' I said. 'To Gloucester I must go as quick as wind and
- water will carry me. I've thought of matters there that I <i>must</i>
- attend to, no matter what happens.'
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well, Ben More and I were good friends always; but I tell you all that
- day he watched me, in a curious kind of way, to see if I weren't took with
- a fever, or suthin; and the men, they whispered and talked among
- themselves. You see, they all had their own reasons for wanting to be back
- to Thanksgiving, and it was hard on 'em.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well, it was just about sun up we got into Gloucester, and I went ashore.
- And there was mother, looking pretty poorly, jest making her fire, and
- getting on her kettle. When she saw me, she held up her hands, and burst
- out crying,&mdash;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Why, Sam, the Lord must 'a' sent you! I've time, and I've felt as if I
- couldn't hold our much longer.'
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;'Well,' says I, 'mother, pack up your things, and come right aboard the
- sloop; for I've come to take you home, and take care of you: so put up
- your things.'
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well, I took hold and helped her, and we put ben sick and all alone,
- having a drefful hard things together lively, and packed up her trunks,
- and tied up the bed and pillows and bedclothes, and took her rocking-chair
- and bureau and tables and chairs down to the sloop. And when I came down,
- bringing her and all her things, Ben More seemed to see what I was after;
- but how or why the idea came into my head I never told him. There's things
- that a man feels shy of tellin',' and I didn't want to talk about it.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well, when we was all aboard, the wind sprung up fair and steady, and we
- went on at a right spanking pace; and the fellows said the Harpswell girls
- had got hold of our rope, and was pulling us with all their might; and we
- came in all right the very day before Thanksgiving. And my wife was as
- glad to see mother as if she'd expected her, and fixed up the
- front-chamber for her, with a stove in't, and plenty of kindlings. And the
- children was all so glad to see grandma, and we had the best kind of a
- Thanksgiving!&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well,&rdquo; said I, &ldquo;nobody could say there wasn't any use in <i>that</i>
- spirit's coming (if spirit it was): it had a most practical purpose.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;Well,&rdquo; said the captain, &ldquo;I've been all round the world, in all sorts of
- countries, seen all sorts of queer, strange things, and seen so many
- things that I never could have believed if I hadn't seen 'em, that I never
- say I won't believe this or that. If I see a thing right straight under my
- eyes, I don't say it couldn't 'a' ben there 'cause college-folks say there
- ain't no such things.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;How do you know it wasn't all a dream?&rdquo; said my chum.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;How do I know?' Cause I was broad awake, and I gen 'lly know when I'm
- awake and when I'm asleep. I think Mr. More found me pretty wide awake.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- It was now time to turn in, and we slept soundly while the &ldquo;Brilliant&rdquo;
- ploughed her way. By daybreak the dome of the State House was in sight.
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;I've settled the captain's story,&rdquo; said my chum to me. &ldquo;It can all be
- accounted for on the theory of cerebral hallucination.&rdquo;
- </p>
- <p>
- &ldquo;All right,&rdquo; said I; &ldquo;but it answered the purpose beautifully for the old
- mother.&rdquo;
- </p>
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- </div>
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