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+
+THE
+Story of
+DOCTOR DOLITTLE
+BEING THE
+HISTORY OF HIS PECULIAR LIFE
+AT HOME AND ASTONISHING ADVENTURES
+IN FOREIGN PARTS NEVER BEFORE PRINTED.
+
+TO
+ALL CHILDREN
+CHILDREN IN YEARS AND CHILDREN IN HEART
+I DEDICATE THIS STORY
+
+
+
+
+
+There are some of us now reaching
+middle age who discover themselves to be
+lamenting the past in one respect if in none other,
+that there are no books written now for children
+comparable with those of thirty years ago. I
+say written FOR children because the new
+psychological business of writing ABOUT them as though
+they were small pills or hatched in some
+especially scientific method is extremely popular
+today. Writing for children rather than about
+them is very difficult as everybody who has tried
+it knows. It can only be done, I am convinced,
+by somebody having a great deal of the child
+in his own outlook and sensibilities. Such was
+the author of "The Little Duke" and "The
+Dove in the Eagle's Nest," such the author of
+"A Flatiron for a Farthing," and "The Story
+of a Short Life." Such, above all, the author of
+"Alice in Wonderland." Grownups imagine
+that they can do the trick by adopting baby
+language and talking down to their very critical
+audience. There never was a greater mistake.
+The imagination of the author must be a child's
+imagination and yet maturely consistent, so that
+the White Queen in "Alice," for instance, is
+seen just as a child would see her, but she
+continues always herself through all her distressing
+adventures. The supreme touch of the white
+rabbit pulling on his white gloves as he hastens
+is again absolutely the child's vision, but the
+white rabbit as guide and introducer of Alice's
+adventures belongs to mature grown insight.
+
+Geniuses are rare and, without being at all
+an undue praiser of times past, one can say without
+hesitation that until the appearance of Hugh
+Lofting, the successor of Miss Yonge, Mrs.
+Ewing, Mrs. Gatty and Lewis Carroll had not
+appeared. I remember the delight with which
+some six months ago I picked up the first
+"Dolittle" book in the Hampshire bookshop at
+Smith College in Northampton. One of Mr.
+Lofting's pictures was quite enough for me.
+The picture that I lighted upon when I first
+opened the book was the one of the monkeys
+making a chain with their arms across the gulf.
+Then I looked further and discovered Bumpo
+reading fairy stories to himself. And then
+looked again and there was a picture of John
+Dolittle's house.
+
+But pictures are not enough although most
+authors draw so badly that if one of them happens
+to have the genius for line that Mr. Lofting
+shows there must be, one feels, something in his
+writing as well. There is. You cannot read the
+first paragraph of the book, which begins in the
+right way "Once upon a time" without knowing
+that Mr. Lofting believes in his story quite
+as much as he expects you to. That is the first
+essential for a story teller. Then you discover
+as you read on that he has the right eye for the
+right detail. What child-inquiring mind could
+resist this intriguing sentence to be found on the
+second page of the book:
+
+
+"Besides the gold-fish in the pond at the bottom
+of his garden, he had rabbits in the pantry,
+white mice in his piano, a squirrel in the linen
+closet and a hedgehog in the cellar."
+
+And then when you read a little further you
+will discover that the Doctor is not merely a
+peg on whom to hang exciting and various
+adventures but that he is himself a man of original
+and lively character. He is a very kindly,
+generous man, and anyone who has ever written
+stories will know that it is much more difficult
+to make kindly, generous characters interesting
+than unkindly and mean ones. But Dolittle is
+interesting. It is not only that he is quaint but
+that he is wise and knows what he is about. The
+reader, however young, who meets him gets very
+soon a sense that if he were in trouble, not
+necessarily medical, he would go to Dolittle and ask
+his advice about it. Dolittle seems to extend
+his hand from the page and grasp that of his
+reader, and I can see him going down the
+centuries a kind of Pied Piper with thousands of
+children at his heels. But not only is he a
+darling and alive and credible but his creator has
+also managed to invest everybody else in the
+book with the same kind of life.
+
+Now this business of giving life to animals,
+making them talk and behave like human
+beings, is an extremely difficult one. Lewis Carroll
+absolutely conquered the difficulties, but I
+am not sure that anyone after him until Hugh
+Lofting has really managed the trick; even in
+such a masterpiece as "The Wind in the Willows"
+we are not quite convinced. John Dolittle's
+friends are convincing because their creator
+never forces them to desert their own
+characteristics. Polynesia, for instance, is natural
+from first to last. She really does care about
+the Doctor but she cares as a bird would care,
+having always some place to which she is going
+when her business with her friends is over. And
+when Mr. Lofting invents fantastic animals he
+gives them a kind of credible possibility which
+is extraordinarily convincing. It will be
+impossible for anyone who has read this book not
+to believe in the existence of the pushmi-pullyu,
+who would be credible enough even were there
+no drawing of it, but the picture on page 145
+settles the matter of his truth once and for all.
+
+In fact this book is a work of genius and, as
+always with works of genius, it is difficult to
+analyze the elements that have gone to make
+it. There is poetry here and fantasy and humor,
+a little pathos but, above all, a number of
+creations in whose existence everybody must believe
+whether they be children of four or old men of
+ninety or prosperous bankers of forty-five. I
+don't know how Mr. Lofting has done it; I
+don't suppose that he knows himself. There it
+is--the first real children's classic since "Alice."
+HUGH WALPOLE.
+
+
+
+CONTENTS
+
+INTRODUCTION
+
+I PUDDLEBY
+II ANIMAL LANGUAGE
+III MORE MONEY TROUBLES
+IV A MESSAGE FROM AFRICA
+V THE GREAT JOURNEY
+VI POLYNESIA AND THE KING
+VII THE BRIDGE OF APES
+VIII THE LEADER OF THE LIONS
+IX THE MONKEYS COUNCIL
+X THE RAREST ANIMAL OF ALL
+XI THE BLACK PRINCE
+XII MEDICINE AND MAGIC
+XIII RED SAILS AND BLUE WINGS
+XIV THE RATS WARNING
+XV THE BARBARY DRAGON
+XVI TOO-TOO, THE LISTENER
+XVII THE OCEAN GOSSIPS
+XVIII SMELLS
+XIX THE ROCK
+XX THE FISHERMAN'S TOWN
+XXI HOME AGAIN
+
+
+
+
+THE STORY OF DOCTOR DOLITTLE
+
+
+
+THE STORY OF
+DOCTOR DOLITTLE
+
+THE FIRST CHAPTER
+
+PUDDLEBY
+
+ONCE upon a time, many years ago when our grandfathers were
+little children--there was a doctor; and his name was Dolittle--
+John Dolittle, M.D. "M.D." means that he was a proper doctor
+and knew a whole lot.
+
+He lived in a little town called, Puddleby-
+on-the-Marsh. All the folks, young and old,
+knew him well by sight. And whenever he
+walked down the street in his high hat everyone
+would say, "There goes the Doctor!--He's
+a clever man." And the dogs and the children
+would all run up and follow behind him; and
+even the crows that lived in the church-tower
+would caw and nod their heads.
+
+The house he lived in, on the edge of the
+town, was quite small; but his garden was very
+large and had a wide lawn and stone seats and
+weeping-willows hanging over. His sister,
+Sarah Dolittle, was housekeeper for him; but
+the Doctor looked after the garden himself.
+
+He was very fond of animals and kept many
+kinds of pets. Besides the gold-fish in the pond
+at the bottom of his garden, he had rabbits in
+the pantry, white mice in his piano, a squirrel
+in the linen closet and a hedgehog in the cellar.
+He had a cow with a calf too, and an old lame
+horse-twenty-five years of age--and chickens,
+and pigeons, and two lambs, and many other
+animals. But his favorite pets were Dab-Dab
+the duck, Jip the dog, Gub-Gub the baby pig,
+Polynesia the parrot, and the owl Too-Too.
+
+His sister used to grumble about all these
+animals and said they made the house untidy.
+And one day when an old lady with rheumatism
+came to see the Doctor, she sat on the hedgehog
+who was sleeping on the sofa and never came
+to see him any more, but drove every Saturday
+all the way to Oxenthorpe, another town ten
+miles off, to see a different doctor.
+
+Then his sister, Sarah Dolittle, came to him
+and said,
+
+"John, how can you expect sick people to
+come and see you when you keep all these animals
+in the house? It's a fine doctor would have
+his parlor full of hedgehogs and mice! That's
+the fourth personage these animals have driven
+away. Squire Jenkins and the Parson say they
+wouldn't come near your house again--no matter
+how sick they are. We are getting poorer
+every day. If you go on like this, none of the
+best people will have you for a doctor."
+
+"But I like the animals better than the `best
+people'," said the Doctor.
+
+"You are ridiculous," said his sister, and
+walked out of the room.
+
+So, as time went on, the Doctor got more and
+more animals; and the people who came to see
+him got less and less. Till at last he had no one
+left--except the Cat's-meat-Man, who didn't
+mind any kind of animals. But the Cat's-meat
+Man wasn't very rich and he only got sick once
+a year--at Christmas-time, when he used to give
+the Doctor sixpence for a bottle of medicine.
+
+Sixpence a year wasn't enough to live on--
+even in those days, long ago; and if the Doctor
+hadn't had some money saved up in his money-
+box, no one knows what would have happened.
+
+And he kept on getting still more pets; and of
+course it cost a lot to feed them. And the money
+he had saved up grew littler and littler.
+
+Then he sold his piano, and let the mice live
+in a bureau-drawer. But the money he got for
+that too began to go, so he sold the brown suit
+he wore on Sundays and went on becoming
+poorer and poorer.
+
+And now, when he walked down the street
+in his high hat, people would say to one another,
+"There goes John Dolittle, M.D.! There was a
+time when he was the best known doctor in the
+West Country--Look at him now--He hasn't
+any money and his stockings are full of holes!"
+
+But the dogs and the cats and the children
+still ran up and followed him through the town
+--the same as they had done when he was rich.
+
+
+
+THE SECOND CHAPTER
+
+ANIMAL LANGUAGE
+
+IT happened one day that the Doctor was sitting in his kitchen talking
+with the Cat's-meat-Man who had come to see him with a stomach-ache.
+
+"Why don't you give up being a people's doctor, and be an animal-doctor?"
+asked the Cat's-meat-Man.
+
+The parrot, Polynesia, was sitting in the window
+looking out at the rain and singing a sailor-song to herself.
+She stopped singing and started to listen.
+
+"You see, Doctor," the Cat's-meat-Man went
+on, "you know all about animals--much more
+than what these here vets do. That book you
+wrote--about cats, why, it's wonderful! I can't
+read or write myself--or maybe _I_'D write some
+books. But my wife, Theodosia, she's a scholar,
+she is. And she read your book to me. Well,
+it's wonderful--that's all can be said--wonderful.
+You might have been a cat yourself. You
+know the way they think. And listen: you can
+make a lot of money doctoring animals. Do
+you know that? You see, I'd send all the old
+women who had sick cats or dogs to you. And
+if they didn't get sick fast enough, I could put
+something in the meat I sell 'em to make 'em
+sick, see?"
+
+"Oh, no," said the Doctor quickly. "You
+mustn't do that. That wouldn't be right."
+
+"Oh, I didn't mean real sick," answered the
+Cat's-meat-Man. "Just a little something to
+make them droopy-like was what I had reference
+to. But as you say, maybe it ain't quite
+fair on the animals. But they'll get sick
+anyway, because the old women always give 'em too
+much to eat. And look, all the farmers 'round
+about who had lame horses and weak lambs--
+they'd come. Be an animal-doctor."
+
+When the Cat's-meat-Man had gone the
+parrot flew off the window on to the Doctor's table
+and said,
+
+"That man's got sense. That's what you
+ought to do. Be an animal-doctor. Give the
+silly people up--if they haven't brains enough
+to see you're the best doctor in the world. Take
+care of animals instead--THEY'll soon find it out.
+Be an animal-doctor."
+
+"Oh, there are plenty of animal-doctors," said
+John Dolittle, putting the flower-pots outside on
+the window-sill to get the rain.
+
+"Yes, there ARE plenty," said Polynesia. "But
+none of them are any good at all. Now listen,
+Doctor, and I'll tell you something. Did you
+know that animals can talk?"
+
+"I knew that parrots can talk," said the Doctor.
+
+"Oh, we parrots can talk in two languages--
+people's language and bird-language," said
+Polynesia proudly. "If I say, `Polly wants a
+cracker,' you understand me. But hear this:
+Ka-ka oi-ee, fee-fee?"
+
+"Good Gracious!" cried the Doctor. "What
+does that mean?"
+
+"That means, `Is the porridge hot yet?'--in
+bird-language."
+
+"My! You don't say so!" said the Doctor.
+"You never talked that way to me before."
+
+"What would have been the good?" said
+Polynesia, dusting some cracker-crumbs off her
+left wing. "You wouldn't have understood me
+if I had."
+
+"Tell me some more," said the Doctor, all
+excited; and he rushed over to the dresser-drawer
+and came back with the butcher's book and a
+pencil. "Now don't go too fast--and I'll write
+it down. This is interesting--very interesting
+--something quite new. Give me the Birds'
+A.B.C. first--slowly now."
+
+So that was the way the Doctor came to know
+that animals had a language of their own and
+could talk to one another. And all that afternoon,
+while it was raining, Polynesia sat on the
+kitchen table giving him bird words to put down
+in the book.
+
+At tea-time, when the dog, Jip, came in, the
+parrot said to the Doctor, "See, HE'S talking to
+you."
+
+"Looks to me as though he were scratching
+his ear," said the Doctor.
+
+"But animals don't always speak with their
+mouths," said the parrot in a high voice, raising
+her eyebrows. "They talk with their ears,
+with their feet, with their tails--with everything.
+Sometimes they don't WANT to make a
+noise. Do you see now the way he's twitching
+up one side of his nose?"
+
+"What's that mean?" asked the Doctor.
+
+"That means, `Can't you see that it has
+stopped raining?'" Polynesia answered. "He
+is asking you a question. Dogs nearly always
+use their noses for asking questions."
+
+After a while, with the parrot's help, the
+Doctor got to learn the language of the animals
+so well that he could talk to them himself and
+understand everything they said. Then he gave
+up being a people's doctor altogether.
+
+As soon as the Cat's-meat-Man had told every
+one that John Dolittle was going to become an
+animal-doctor, old ladies began to bring him
+their pet pugs and poodles who had eaten too
+much cake; and farmers came many miles to
+show him sick cows and sheep.
+
+One day a plow-horse was brought to him;
+and the poor thing was terribly glad to find a
+man who could talk in horse-language.
+
+"You know, Doctor," said the horse, "that
+vet over the hill knows nothing at all. He has
+been treating me six weeks now--for spavins.
+What I need is SPECTACLES. I am going blind
+in one eye. There's no reason why horses
+shouldn't wear glasses, the same as people. But
+that stupid man over the hill never even looked
+at my eyes. He kept on giving me big pills.
+I tried to tell him; but he couldn't understand
+a word of horse-language. What I need is
+spectacles."
+
+"Of course--of course," said the Doctor.
+"I'll get you some at once."
+
+"I would like a pair like yours," said the
+horse--"only green. They'll keep the sun out
+of my eyes while I'm plowing the Fifty-Acre
+Field."
+
+"Certainly," said the Doctor. "Green ones
+you shall have."
+
+"You know, the trouble is, Sir," said the
+plow-horse as the Doctor opened the front door
+to let him out--"the trouble is that ANYBODY
+thinks he can doctor animals--just because the
+animals don't complain. As a matter of fact
+it takes a much cleverer man to be a really good
+animal-doctor than it does to be a good people's
+doctor. My farmer's boy thinks he knows all
+about horses. I wish you could see him--his
+face is so fat he looks as though he had no eyes
+--and he has got as much brain as a potato-bug.
+He tried to put a mustard-plaster on me last
+week."
+
+"Where did he put it?" asked the Doctor.
+
+"Oh, he didn't put it anywhere--on me," said
+the horse. "He only tried to. I kicked him
+into the duck-pond."
+
+"Well, well!" said the Doctor.
+
+"I'm a pretty quiet creature as a rule," said
+the horse--"very patient with people--don't
+make much fuss. But it was bad enough to
+have that vet giving me the wrong medicine.
+And when that red-faced booby started to
+monkey with me, I just couldn't bear it any
+more."
+
+"Did you hurt the boy much?" asked the Doctor.
+
+"Oh, no," said the horse. "I kicked him in
+the right place. The vet's looking after him
+now. When will my glasses be ready?"
+
+"I'll have them for you next week," said
+the Doctor. "Come in again Tuesday--Good
+morning!"
+
+Then John Dolittle got a fine, big pair of
+green spectacles; and the plow-horse stopped
+going blind in one eye and could see as well as
+ever.
+
+And soon it became a common sight to see
+farm-animals wearing glasses in the country
+round Puddleby; and a blind horse was a thing
+unknown.
+
+And so it was with all the other animals that
+were brought to him. As soon as they found
+that he could talk their language, they told him
+where the pain was and how they felt, and of
+course it was easy for him to cure them.
+
+Now all these animals went back and told
+their brothers and friends that there was a doctor
+in the little house with the big garden who
+really WAS a doctor. And whenever any creatures
+got sick--not only horses and cows and
+dogs--but all the little things of the fields, like
+harvest-mice and water-voles, badgers and bats,
+they came at once to his house on the edge of the
+town, so that his big garden was nearly always
+crowded with animals trying to get in to see him.
+
+There were so many that came that he had to
+have special doors made for the different kinds.
+He wrote "HORSES" over the front door,
+"COWS" over the side door, and "SHEEP" on
+the kitchen door. Each kind of animal had a
+separate door--even the mice had a tiny tunnel
+made for them into the cellar, where they
+waited patiently in rows for the Doctor to come
+round to them.
+
+And so, in a few years' time, every living
+thing for miles and miles got to know about
+John Dolittle, M.D. And the birds who flew
+to other countries in the winter told the animals
+in foreign lands of the wonderful doctor
+of Puddleby-on-the-Marsh, who could understand
+their talk and help them in their troubles.
+In this way he became famous among the animals--
+all over the world--better known even
+than he had been among the folks of the West
+Country. And he was happy and liked his life
+very much.
+
+One afternoon when the Doctor was busy
+writing in a book, Polynesia sat in the window--
+as she nearly always did--looking out at
+the leaves blowing about in the garden.
+Presently she laughed aloud.
+
+"What is it, Polynesia?" asked the Doctor,
+looking up from his book.
+
+"I was just thinking," said the parrot; and
+she went on looking at the leaves.
+
+"What were you thinking?"
+
+"I was thinking about people," said Polynesia.
+"People make me sick. They think they're so
+wonderful. The world has been going on now
+for thousands of years, hasn't it? And the only
+thing in animal-language that PEOPLE have
+learned to understand is that when a dog wags
+his tail he means `I'm glad!'--It's funny, isn't
+it? You are the very first man to talk like us.
+Oh, sometimes people annoy me dreadfully--
+such airs they put on--talking about `the dumb
+animals.' DUMB!--Huh! Why I knew a
+macaw once who could say `Good morning!' in
+seven different ways without once opening his
+mouth. He could talk every language--and
+Greek. An old professor with a gray beard
+bought him. But he didn't stay. He said the
+old man didn't talk Greek right, and he couldn't
+stand listening to him teach the language wrong.
+I often wonder what's become of him. That
+bird knew more geography than people will ever
+know.--PEOPLE, Golly! I suppose if people
+ever learn to fly--like any common hedge-
+sparrow--we shall never hear the end of it!"
+
+"You're a wise old bird," said the Doctor.
+"How old are you really? I know that parrots
+and elephants sometimes live to be very, very old."
+
+"I can never be quite sure of my age," said
+Polynesia. "It's either a hundred and eighty-
+three or a hundred and eighty-two. But I
+know that when I first came here from Africa,
+King Charles was still hiding in the oak-tree--
+because I saw him. He looked scared to death."
+
+
+
+THE THIRD CHAPTER
+
+MORE MONEY TROUBLES
+
+AND soon now the Doctor began to make money
+again; and his sister, Sarah, bought a new
+dress and was happy. Some of the animals
+who came to see him were so sick that they had
+to stay at the Doctor's house for a week. And
+when they were getting better they used to sit in
+chairs on the lawn.
+
+And often even after they got well, they did
+not want to go away--they liked the Doctor
+and his house so much. And he never had the
+heart to refuse them when they asked if they
+could stay with him. So in this way he went
+on getting more and more pets.
+
+Once when he was sitting on his garden wall,
+smoking a pipe in the evening, an Italian organ-
+grinder came round with a monkey on a string.
+The Doctor saw at once that the monkey's collar
+was too tight and that he was dirty and
+unhappy. So he took the monkey away from the
+Italian, gave the man a shilling and told him
+to go. The organ-grinder got awfully angry
+and said that he wanted to keep the monkey.
+But the Doctor told him that if he didn't go
+away he would punch him on the nose. John
+Dolittle was a strong man, though he wasn't
+very tall. So the Italian went away saying rude
+things and the monkey stayed with Doctor
+Dolittle and had a good home. The other
+animals in the house called him "Chee-Chee"--
+which is a common word in monkey-language,
+meaning "ginger."
+
+And another time, when the circus came to
+Puddleby, the crocodile who had a bad tooth-
+ache escaped at night and came into the Doctor's
+garden. The Doctor talked to him in
+crocodile-language and took him into the house
+and made his tooth better. But when the crocodile
+saw what a nice house it was--with all the
+different places for the different kinds of
+animals--he too wanted to live with the Doctor.
+He asked couldn't he sleep in the fish-pond at
+the bottom of the garden, if he promised not
+to eat the fish. When the circus-men came to
+take him back he got so wild and savage that
+he frightened them away. But to every one in
+the house he was always as gentle as a kitten.
+
+But now the old ladies grew afraid to send
+their lap-dogs to Doctor Dolittle because of the
+crocodile; and the farmers wouldn't believe that
+he would not eat the lambs and sick calves they
+brought to be cured. So the Doctor went to
+the crocodile and told him he must go back
+to his circus. But he wept such big tears, and
+begged so hard to be allowed to stay, that the
+Doctor hadn't the heart to turn him out.
+
+So then the Doctor's sister came to him and said,
+"John, you must send that creature away.
+Now the farmers and the old ladies are afraid
+to send their animals to you--just as we were
+beginning to be well off again. Now we shall
+be ruined entirely. This is the last straw. I
+will no longer be housekeeper for you if you
+don't send away that alligator."
+
+"It isn't an alligator," said the Doctor--"it's
+a crocodile."
+
+"I don't care what you call it," said his sister.
+"It's a nasty thing to find under the bed. I
+won't have it in the house."
+
+"But he has promised me," the Doctor
+answered, "that he will not bite any one. He
+doesn't like the circus; and I haven't the money
+to send him back to Africa where he comes
+from. He minds his own business and on the
+whole is very well behaved. Don't be so fussy."
+
+"I tell you I WILL NOT have him around," said
+Sarah. "He eats the linoleum. If you don't send
+him away this minute I'll--I'll go and get married!"
+
+"All right," said the Doctor, "go and get
+married. It can't be helped." And he took
+down his hat and went out into the garden.
+
+So Sarah Dolittle packed up her things and
+went off; and the Doctor was left all alone with
+his animal family.
+
+And very soon he was poorer than he had
+ever been before. With all these mouths to fill,
+and the house to look after, and no one to do
+the mending, and no money coming in to pay
+the butcher's bill, things began to look very
+difficult. But the Doctor didn't worry at all.
+
+"Money is a nuisance," he used to say.
+"We'd all be much better off if it had never
+been invented. What does money matter, so
+long as we are happy?"
+
+But soon the animals themselves began to get
+worried. And one evening when the Doctor
+was asleep in his chair before the kitchen-fire
+they began talking it over among themselves in
+whispers. And the owl, Too-Too, who was
+good at arithmetic, figured it out that there was
+only money enough left to last another week--
+if they each had one meal a day and no more.
+
+Then the parrot said, "I think we all ought
+to do the housework ourselves. At least we can
+do that much. After all, it is for our sakes that
+the old man finds himself so lonely and so poor."
+
+So it was agreed that the monkey, Chee-Chee,
+was to do the cooking and mending; the dog
+was to sweep the floors; the duck was to dust
+and make the beds; the owl, Too-Too, was to
+keep the accounts, and the pig was to do the
+gardening. They made Polynesia, the parrot,
+housekeeper and laundress, because she was the oldest.
+
+Of course at first they all found their new
+jobs very hard to do--all except Chee-Chee, who
+had hands, and could do things like a man. But
+they soon got used to it; and they used to think
+it great fun to watch Jip, the dog, sweeping
+his tail over the floor with a rag tied onto it for
+a broom. After a little they got to do the work
+so well that the Doctor said that he had never
+had his house kept so tidy or so clean before.
+
+In this way things went along all right for a
+while; but without money they found it very hard.
+
+Then the animals made a vegetable and flower
+stall outside the garden-gate and sold radishes
+and roses to the people that passed by along the road.
+
+But still they didn't seem to make enough
+money to pay all the bills--and still the Doctor
+wouldn't worry. When the parrot came to
+him and told him that the fishmonger wouldn't
+give them any more fish, he said,
+
+"Never mind. So long as the hens lay eggs
+and the cow gives milk we can have omelettes
+and junket. And there are plenty of vegetables
+left in the garden. The Winter is still a long
+way off. Don't fuss. That was the trouble
+with Sarah--she would fuss. I wonder how
+Sarah's getting on--an excellent woman--in
+some ways--Well, well!"
+
+But the snow came earlier than usual that
+year; and although the old lame horse hauled
+in plenty of wood from the forest outside the
+town, so they could have a big fire in the kitchen,
+most of the vegetables in the garden were gone,
+and the rest were covered with snow; and many
+of the animals were really hungry.
+
+
+
+THE FOURTH CHAPTER
+
+A MESSAGE FROM AFRICA
+
+THAT Winter was a very cold one. And one night in December,
+when they were all sitting round the warm fire in the
+kitchen, and the Doctor was reading aloud to them out of
+books he had written himself in animal-language, the owl,
+Too-Too, suddenly said, "Sh! What's that noise outside?"
+
+They all listened; and presently they heard
+the sound of some one running. Then the door
+flew open and the monkey, Chee-Chee, ran in,
+badly out of breath.
+
+"Doctor!" he cried, "I've just had a message
+from a cousin of mine in Africa. There is a
+terrible sickness among the monkeys out there.
+They are all catching it--and they are dying
+in hundreds. They have heard of you, and beg
+you to come to Africa to stop the sickness."
+
+"Who brought the message?" asked the Doctor,
+taking off his spectacles and laying down
+his book.
+
+"A swallow," said Chee-Chee. "She is
+outside on the rain-butt."
+
+"Bring her in by the fire," said the Doctor.
+"She must be perished with the cold. The swallows
+flew South six weeks ago!"
+
+So the swallow was brought in, all huddled
+and shivering; and although she was a little
+afraid at first, she soon got warmed up and sat
+on the edge of the mantelpiece and began to talk.
+
+When she had finished the Doctor said,
+
+"I would gladly go to Africa--especially in
+this bitter weather. But I'm afraid we haven't
+money enough to buy the tickets. Get me the
+money-box, Chee-Chee."
+
+So the monkey climbed up and got it off the
+top shelf of the dresser.
+
+There was nothing in it--not one single penny!
+
+"I felt sure there was twopence left," said the Doctor.
+
+"There WAS," said the owl. "But you spent
+it on a rattle for that badger's baby when he
+was teething."
+
+"Did I?" said the Doctor--"dear me, dear
+me! What a nuisance money is, to be sure!
+Well, never mind. Perhaps if I go down to
+the seaside I shall be able to borrow a boat that
+will take us to Africa. I knew a seaman once
+who brought his baby to me with measles.
+Maybe he'll lend us his boat--the baby got well."
+
+So early the next morning the Doctor went
+down to the seashore. And when he came back
+he told the animals it was all right--the sailor
+was going to lend them the boat.
+
+Then the crocodile and the monkey and the
+parrot were very glad and began to sing,
+because they were going back to Africa, their real
+home. And the Doctor said,
+
+"I shall only be able to take you three--with
+Jip the dog, Dab-Dab the duck, Gub-Gub the
+pig and the owl, Too-Too. The rest of the animals,
+like the dormice and the water-voles and
+the bats, they will have to go back and live in
+the fields where they were born till we come
+home again. But as most of them sleep through
+the Winter, they won't mind that--and besides,
+it wouldn't be good for them to go to Africa."
+
+So then the parrot, who had been on long sea-
+voyages before, began telling the Doctor all the
+things he would have to take with him on the ship.
+
+"You must have plenty of pilot-bread," she
+said--"`hard tack' they call it. And you must
+have beef in cans--and an anchor."
+
+"I expect the ship will have its own anchor,"
+said the Doctor.
+
+"Well, make sure," said Polynesia. "Because
+it's very important. You can't stop if you
+haven't got an anchor. And you'll need a bell."
+
+"What's that for?" asked the Doctor.
+
+"To tell the time by," said the parrot. "You
+go and ring it every half-hour and then you
+know what time it is. And bring a whole lot of
+rope--it always comes in handy on voyages."
+
+Then they began to wonder where they were
+going to get the money from to buy all the
+things they needed.
+
+"Oh, bother it! Money again," cried the
+Doctor. "Goodness! I shall be glad to get to
+Africa where we don't have to have any! I'll
+go and ask the grocer if he will wait for his
+money till I get back--No, I'll send the sailor
+to ask him."
+
+So the sailor went to see the grocer. And presently
+he came back with all the things they wanted.
+
+Then the animals packed up; and after they
+had turned off the water so the pipes wouldn't
+freeze, and put up the shutters, they closed the
+house and gave the key to the old horse who
+lived in the stable. And when they had seen
+that there was plenty of hay in the loft to last
+the horse through the Winter, they carried all
+their luggage down to the seashore and got on
+to the boat.
+
+The Cat's-meat-Man was there to see them
+off; and he brought a large suet-pudding as a
+present for the Doctor because, he said he had
+been told, you couldn't get suet-puddings in
+foreign parts.
+
+As soon as they were on the ship, Gub-Gub,
+the pig, asked where the beds were, for it was
+four o'clock in the afternoon and he wanted
+his nap. So Polynesia took him downstairs into
+the inside of the ship and showed him the beds,
+set all on top of one another like book-shelves
+against a wall.
+
+"Why, that isn't a bed!" cried Gub-Gub.
+"That's a shelf!"
+
+"Beds are always like that on ships," said the
+parrot. "It isn't a shelf. Climb up into it and
+go to sleep. That's what you call `a bunk.'"
+
+"I don't think I'll go to bed yet," said Gub-
+Gub. "I'm too excited. I want to go upstairs
+again and see them start."
+
+"Well, this is your first trip," said Polynesia.
+"You will get used to the life after a while."
+And she went back up the stairs of the ship,
+humming this song to herself,
+
+
+I've seen the Black Sea and the Red Sea;
+ I rounded the Isle of Wight;
+I discovered the Yellow River,
+ And the Orange too by night.
+Now Greenland drops behind again,
+ And I sail the ocean Blue.
+I'm tired of all these colors, Jane,
+ So I'm coming back to you.
+
+
+They were just going to start on their journey,
+when the Doctor said he would have to go back
+and ask the sailor the way to Africa.
+
+But the swallow said she had been to that
+country many times and would show them how
+to get there.
+
+So the Doctor told Chee-Chee to pull up the
+anchor and the voyage began.
+
+
+
+THE FIFTH CHAPTER
+
+THE GREAT JOURNEY
+
+NOW for six whole weeks they went sailing on and on, over
+the rolling sea, following the swallow who flew before the
+ship to show them the way. At night she carried a tiny
+lantern, so they should not miss her in the dark;
+and the people on the other ships that passed
+said that the light must be a shooting star.
+
+As they sailed further and further into the
+South, it got warmer and warmer. Polynesia,
+Chee-Chee and the crocodile enjoyed the hot
+sun no end. They ran about laughing and looking
+over the side of the ship to see if they could
+see Africa yet.
+
+But the pig and the dog and the owl, Too-
+Too, could do nothing in such weather, but
+sat at the end of the ship in the shade of a big
+barrel, with their tongues hanging out, drinking
+lemonade.
+
+Dab-Dab, the duck, used to keep herself cool
+by jumping into the sea and swimming behind
+the ship. And every once in a while, when
+the top of her head got too hot, she would dive
+under the ship and come up on the other side.
+In this way, too, she used to catch herrings on
+Tuesdays and Fridays--when everybody on the
+boat ate fish to make the beef last longer.
+
+When they got near to the Equator they saw
+some flying-fishes coming towards them. And
+the fishes asked the parrot if this was Doctor
+Dolittle's ship. When she told them it was, they
+said they were glad, because the monkeys in
+Africa were getting worried that he would never
+come. Polynesia asked them how many miles
+they had yet to go; and the flying-fishes said
+it was only fifty-five miles now to the coast of
+Africa.
+
+And another time a whole school of porpoises
+came dancing through the waves; and they too
+asked Polynesia if this was the ship of the fa-
+mous doctor. And when they heard that it was,
+they asked the parrot if the Doctor wanted
+anything for his journey.
+
+And Polynesia said, "Yes. We have run
+short of onions."
+
+"There is an island not far from here," said
+the porpoises, "where the wild onions grow tall
+and strong. Keep straight on--we will get
+some and catch up to you."
+
+So the porpoises dashed away through the
+sea. And very soon the parrot saw them again,
+coming up behind, dragging the onions through
+the waves in big nets made of seaweed.
+
+The next evening, as the sun was going down
+the Doctor said,
+
+"Get me the telescope, Chee-Chee. Our
+journey is nearly ended. Very soon we should
+be able to see the shores of Africa."
+
+And about half an hour later, sure enough,
+they thought they could see something in front
+that might be land. But it began to get darker
+and darker and they couldn't be sure.
+Then a great storm came up, with thunder
+and lightning. The wind howled; the rain
+came down in torrents; and the waves got so
+high they splashed right over the boat.
+
+Presently there was a big BANG! The ship
+stopped and rolled over on its side.
+
+"What's happened?" asked the Doctor,
+coming up from downstairs.
+
+"I'm not sure," said the parrot; "but I think
+we're ship-wrecked. Tell the duck to get out
+and see."
+
+So Dab-Dab dived right down under the
+waves. And when she came up she said they
+had struck a rock; there was a big hole in the
+bottom of the ship; the water was coming in;
+and they were sinking fast.
+
+"We must have run into Africa," said the
+Doctor. "Dear me, dear me!--Well--we must
+all swim to land."
+
+But Chee-Chee and Gub-Gub did not know
+how to swim.
+
+"Get the rope!" said Polynesia. "I told you
+it would come in handy. Where's that duck?
+Come here, Dab-Dab. Take this end of the
+rope, fly to the shore and tie it on to a palm-
+tree; and we'll hold the other end on the ship
+here. Then those that can't swim must climb
+along the rope till they reach the land. That's
+what you call a `life-line.'"
+
+So they all got safely to the shore--some
+swimming, some flying; and those that climbed
+along the rope brought the Doctor's trunk and
+handbag with them.
+
+But the ship was no good any more--with the
+big hole in the bottom; and presently the rough
+sea beat it to pieces on the rocks and the timbers
+floated away.
+
+Then they all took shelter in a nice dry cave
+they found, high up in the cliffs, till the storm
+was over.
+
+When the sun came out next morning they
+went down to the sandy beach to dry themselves.
+
+"Dear old Africa!" sighed Polynesia. "It's
+good to get back. Just think--it'll be a
+hundred and sixty-nine years to-morrow since I was
+here! And it hasn't changed a bit! Same old
+palm-trees; same old red earth; same old black
+ants! There's no place like home!"
+
+And the others noticed she had tears in her eyes--
+she was so pleased to see her country once again.
+
+Then the Doctor missed his high hat; for it
+had been blown into the sea during the storm.
+So Dab-Dab went out to look for it. And presently
+she saw it, a long way off, floating on the
+water like a toy-boat.
+
+When she flew down to get it, she found one
+of the white mice, very frightened, sitting
+inside it.
+
+"What are you doing here?" asked the duck.
+"You were told to stay behind in Puddleby."
+
+"I didn't want to be left behind," said the
+mouse. "I wanted to see what Africa was like
+--I have relatives there. So I hid in the baggage
+and was brought on to the ship with the
+hard-tack. When the ship sank I was terribly
+frightened--because I cannot swim far. I
+swam as long as I could, but I soon got all
+exhausted and thought I was going to sink. And
+then, just at that moment, the old man's hat came
+floating by; and I got into it because I did not
+want to be drowned."
+
+So the duck took up the hat with the mouse in
+it and brought it to the Doctor on the shore.
+And they all gathered round to have a look.
+
+"That's what you call a `stowaway,'" said the parrot.
+
+Presently, when they were looking for a place
+in the trunk where the white mouse could travel
+comfortably, the monkey, Chee-Chee, suddenly said,
+
+"Sh! I hear footsteps in the jungle!"
+
+They all stopped talking and listened. And
+soon a black man came down out of the woods
+and asked them what they were doing there.
+
+"My name is John Dolittle--M. D.," said the
+Doctor. "I have been asked to come to Africa
+to cure the monkeys who are sick."
+
+"You must all come before the King," said
+the black man.
+
+"What king?" asked the Doctor, who didn't
+want to waste any time.
+
+"The King of the Jolliginki," the man
+answered. "All these lands belong to him; and all
+strangers must be brought before him. Follow me."
+
+So they gathered up their baggage and went
+off, following the man through the jungle.
+
+
+
+THE SIXTH CHAPTER
+
+POLYNESIA AND THE KING
+
+WHEN they had gone a little way through
+the thick forest they came to a wide, clear
+space; and they saw the King's palace which
+was made of mud.
+
+This was where the King lived with his
+Queen, Ermintrude, and their son, Prince
+Bumpo. The Prince was away fishing for salmon
+in the river. But the King and Queen
+were sitting under an umbrella before the palace
+door. And Queen Ermintrude was asleep.
+
+When the Doctor had come up to the palace
+the King asked him his business; and the Doctor
+told him why he had come to Africa.
+
+"You may not travel through my lands," said
+the King. "Many years ago a white man came
+to these shores; and I was very kind to him.
+But after he had dug holes in the ground to get
+the gold, and killed all the elephants to get their
+ivory tusks, he went away secretly in his ship--
+without so much as saying `Thank you.' Never
+again shall a white man travel through the lands
+of Jolliginki."
+
+Then the King turned to some of the black
+men who were standing near and said, "Take
+away this medicine-man--with all his animals,
+and lock them up in my strongest prison."
+
+So six of the black men led the Doctor and
+all his pets away and shut them up in a stone
+dungeon. The dungeon had only one little window,
+high up in the wall, with bars in it; and
+the door was strong and thick.
+
+Then they all grew very sad; and Gub-Gub,
+the pig, began to cry. But Chee-Chee said he
+would spank him if he didn't stop that horrible
+noise; and he kept quiet.
+
+"Are we all here?" asked the Doctor, after
+he had got used to the dim light.
+
+"Yes, I think so," said the duck and started
+to count them.
+
+"Where's Polynesia?" asked the crocodile.
+"She isn't here."
+
+"Are you sure?" said the Doctor. "Look again.
+Polynesia! Polynesia! Where are you?"
+
+"I suppose she escaped," grumbled the crocodile.
+"Well, that's just like her!--Sneaked off into
+the jungle as soon as her friends got into trouble."
+
+"I'm not that kind of a bird," said the parrot,
+climbing out of the pocket in the tail of the
+Doctor's coat. "You see, I'm small enough to
+get through the bars of that window; and I was
+afraid they would put me in a cage instead.
+So while the King was busy talking, I hid in
+the Doctor's pocket--and here I am! That's
+what you call a `ruse,'" she said, smoothing
+down her feathers with her beak.
+
+"Good Gracious!" cried the Doctor.
+"You're lucky I didn't sit on you."
+
+"Now listen," said Polynesia, "to-night, as
+soon as it gets dark, I am going to creep through
+the bars of that window and fly over to the
+palace. And then--you'll see--I'll soon find
+a way to make the King let us all out of prison."
+
+"Oh, what can YOU do?" said Gub-Gub,
+turning up his nose and beginning to cry again.
+"You're only a bird!"
+
+"Quite true," said the parrot. "But do not
+forget that although I am only a bird, I CAN TALK
+LIKE A MAN--and I know these people."
+
+So that night, when the moon was shining
+through the palm-trees and all the King's men
+were asleep, the parrot slipped out through the
+bars of the prison and flew across to the palace.
+The pantry window had been broken by a tennis
+ball the week before; and Polynesia popped
+in through the hole in the glass.
+
+She heard Prince Bumpo snoring in his bed-
+room at the back of the palace. Then she tip-
+toed up the stairs till she came to the King's
+bedroom. She opened the door gently and
+peeped in.
+
+The Queen was away at a dance that night
+at her cousin's; but the King was in bed fast
+asleep.
+
+Polynesia crept in, very softly, and got under
+the bed.
+
+Then she coughed--just the way Doctor
+Dolittle used to cough. Polynesia could mimic
+any one.
+
+The King opened his eyes and said sleepily:
+"Is that you, Ermintrude?" (He thought it
+was the Queen come back from the dance.)
+
+Then the parrot coughed again--loud, like a
+man. And the King sat up, wide awake, and
+said, "Who's that?"
+
+"I am Doctor Dolittle," said the parrot--just
+the way the Doctor would have said it.
+
+"What are you doing in my bedroom?" cried
+the King. "How dare you get out of prison!
+Where are you?--I don't see you."
+
+But the parrot just laughed--a long, deep
+jolly laugh, like the Doctor's.
+
+"Stop laughing and come here at once, so I
+can see you," said the King.
+
+"Foolish King!" answered Polynesia. "Have
+you forgotten that you are talking to John
+Dolittle, M.D.--the most wonderful man on earth?
+Of course you cannot see me. I have made myself
+invisible. There is nothing I cannot do.
+Now listen: I have come here to-night to warn
+you. If you don't let me and my animals travel
+through your kingdom, I will make you and all
+your people sick like the monkeys. For I can
+make people well: and I can make people ill--
+just by raising my little finger. Send your
+soldiers at once to open the dungeon door, or you
+shall have mumps before the morning sun has
+risen on the hills of Jolliginki."
+
+Then the King began to tremble and was
+very much afraid.
+
+"Doctor," he cried, "it shall be as you say.
+Do not raise your little finger, please!" And he
+jumped out of bed and ran to tell the soldiers
+to open the prison door.
+
+As soon as he was gone, Polynesia crept
+downstairs and left the palace by the pantry window.
+
+But the Queen, who was just letting herself
+in at the backdoor with a latch-key, saw the par-
+rot getting out through the broken glass. And
+when the King came back to bed she told him
+what she had seen.
+
+Then the King understood that he had been
+tricked, and he was dreadfully angry. He hurried
+back to the prison at once
+
+But he was too late. The door stood open.
+The dungeon was empty. The Doctor and all
+his animals were gone.
+
+
+
+THE SEVENTH CHAPTER
+
+THE BRIDGE OF APES
+
+QUEEN ERMINTRUDE had never in her life seen her husband
+so terrible as he got that night. He gnashed his teeth
+with rage. He called everybody a fool. He threw his
+tooth-brush at the palace cat. He rushed round
+in his night-shirt and woke up all his army and
+sent them into the jungle to catch the Doctor.
+Then he made all his servants go too--his cooks
+and his gardeners and his barber and Prince
+Bumpo's tutor--even the Queen, who was tired
+from dancing in a pair of tight shoes, was packed
+off to help the soldiers in their search.
+
+All this time the Doctor and his animals were
+running through the forest towards the Land of
+the Monkeys as fast as they could go.
+
+Gub-Gub, with his short legs, soon got tired;
+and the Doctor had to carry him--which made
+it pretty hard when they had the trunk and the
+hand-bag with them as well.
+
+The King of the Jolliginki thought it would
+be easy for his army to find them, because the
+Doctor was in a strange land and would not
+know his way. But he was wrong; because the
+monkey, Chee-Chee, knew all the paths through
+the jungle--better even than the King's men
+did. And he led the Doctor and his pets to the
+very thickest part of the forest--a place where
+no man had ever been before--and hid them all
+in a big hollow tree between high rocks.
+
+"We had better wait here," said Chee-Chee,
+"till the soldiers have gone back to bed. Then
+we can go on into the Land of the Monkeys."
+
+So there they stayed the whole night through.
+
+They often heard the King's men searching
+and talking in the jungle round about. But
+they were quite safe, for no one knew of that
+hiding-place but Chee-Chee--not even the
+other monkeys.
+
+At last, when daylight began to come through
+the thick leaves overhead, they heard Queen
+Ermintrude saying in a very tired voice that it
+was no use looking any more--that they might
+as well go back and get some sleep.
+
+As soon as the soldiers had all gone home,
+Chee-Chee brought the Doctor and his animals
+out of the hiding-place and they set off for the
+Land of the Monkeys.
+
+It was a long, long way; and they often got
+very tired--especially Gub-Gub. But when he
+cried they gave him milk out of the cocoanuts
+which he was very fond of.
+
+They always had plenty to eat and drink;
+because Chee-Chee and Polynesia knew all the
+different kinds of fruits and vegetables that grow
+in the jungle, and where to find them--like
+dates and figs and ground-nuts and ginger and
+yams. They used to make their lemonade out of
+the juice of wild oranges, sweetened with honey
+which they got from the bees' nests in hollow
+trees. No matter what it was they asked for,
+Chee-Chee and Polynesia always seemed to be
+able to get it for them--or something like it.
+They even got the Doctor some tobacco one day,
+when he had finished what he had brought with
+him and wanted to smoke.
+
+At night they slept in tents made of palm-
+leaves, on thick, soft beds of dried grass. And
+after a while they got used to walking such a lot
+and did not get so tired and enjoyed the life of
+travel very much.
+
+But they were always glad when the night
+came and they stopped for their resting-time.
+Then the Doctor used to make a little fire of
+sticks; and after they had had their supper, they
+would sit round it in a ring, listening to
+Polynesia singing songs about the sea, or to Chee-
+Chee telling stories of the jungle.
+
+And many of the tales that Chee-Chee told
+were very interesting. Because although the
+monkeys had no history-books of their own
+before Doctor Dolittle came to write them for
+them, they remember everything that happens by
+telling stories to their children. And Chee-Chee
+spoke of many things his grandmother had told
+him--tales of long, long, long ago, before Noah
+and the Flood--of the days when men dressed
+in bear-skins and lived in holes in the rock and
+ate their mutton raw, because they did not know
+what cooking was--having never seen a fire.
+And he told them of the Great Mammoths and
+Lizards, as long as a train, that wandered over
+the mountains in those times, nibbling from the
+tree-tops. And often they got so interested
+listening, that when he had finished they found
+their fire had gone right out; and they had to
+scurry round to get more sticks and build a new
+one.
+
+Now when the King's army had gone back
+and told the King that they couldn't find the
+Doctor, the King sent them out again and told
+them they must stay in the jungle till they caught
+him. So all this time, while the Doctor and his
+animals were going along towards the Land of
+the Monkeys, thinking themselves quite safe,
+they were still being followed by the King's men.
+If Chee-Chee had known this, he would most
+likely have hidden them again. But he didn't
+know it.
+
+One day Chee-Chee climbed up a high rock
+and looked out over the tree-tops. And when
+he came down he said they were now quite close
+to the Land of the Monkeys and would soon
+be there.
+
+And that same evening, sure enough, they saw
+Chee-Chee's cousin and a lot of other monkeys,
+who had not yet got sick, sitting in the trees by
+the edge of a swamp, looking and waiting for
+them. And when they saw the famous doctor
+really come, these monkeys made a tremendous
+noise, cheering and waving leaves and swinging
+out of the branches to greet him.
+
+They wanted to carry his bag and his trunk
+and everything he had--and one of the bigger
+ones even carried Gub-Gub who had got tired
+again. Then two of them rushed on in front to
+tell the sick monkeys that the great doctor had
+come at last.
+
+But the King's men, who were still following,
+had heard the noise of the monkeys cheering;
+and they at last knew where the Doctor was,
+and hastened on to catch him.
+
+The big monkey carrying Gub-Gub was coming
+along behind slowly, and he saw the Captain
+of the army sneaking through the trees.
+So he hurried after the Doctor and told him to
+run.
+
+Then they all ran harder than they had ever
+run in their lives; and the King's men, coming
+after them, began to run too; and the Captain
+ran hardest of all.
+
+Then the Doctor tripped over his medicine-
+bag and fell down in the mud, and the Captain
+thought he would surely catch him this time.
+
+But the Captain had very long ears--though
+his hair was very short. And as he sprang forward
+to take hold of the Doctor, one of his ears
+caught fast in a tree; and the rest of the army
+had to stop and help him.
+
+By this time the Doctor had picked himself
+up, and on they went again, running and running.
+And Chee-Chee shouted,
+
+"It's all right! We haven't far to go now!"
+
+But before they could get into the Land of
+the Monkeys, they came to a steep cliff with a
+river flowing below. This was the end of the
+Kingdom of Jolliginki; and the Land of the
+Monkeys was on the other side--across the
+river.
+
+And Jip, the dog, looked down over the edge
+of the steep, steep cliff and said,
+
+"Golly! How are we ever going to get across?"
+
+"Oh, dear!" said Gub-Gub. "The King's
+men are quite close now--Look at them! I am
+afraid we are going to be taken back to prison
+again." And he began to weep.
+
+But the big monkey who was carrying the
+pig dropped him on the ground and cried out
+to the other monkeys.
+
+"Boys--a bridge! Quick!--Make a bridge!
+We've only a minute to do it. They've got the
+Captain loose, and he's coming on like a deer.
+Get lively! A bridge! A bridge!"
+
+The Doctor began to wonder what they were going
+to make a bridge out of, and he gazed around
+to see if they had any boards hidden any place.
+
+But when he looked back at the cliff, there,
+hanging across the river, was a bridge all ready
+for him--made of living monkeys! For while
+his back was turned, the monkeys--quick as a
+flash--had made themselves into a bridge, just
+by holding hands and feet.
+
+And the big one shouted to the Doctor, "Walk
+over! Walk over--all of you--hurry!"
+
+Gub-Gub was a bit scared, walking on such
+a narrow bridge at that dizzy height above the
+river. But he got over all right; and so did all
+of them.
+
+John Dolittle was the last to cross. And just
+as he was getting to the other side, the King's
+men came rushing up to the edge of the cliff.
+
+Then they shook their fists and yelled with
+rage. For they saw they were too late. The
+Doctor and all his animals were safe in the Land
+of the Monkeys and the bridge was pulled across
+to the other side.
+
+Then Chee-Chee turned to the Doctor and
+said,
+
+"Many great explorers and gray-bearded
+naturalists have lain long weeks hidden in the
+jungle waiting to see the monkeys do that trick.
+But we never let a white man get a glimpse of it
+before. You are the first to see the famous
+`Bridge of Apes.'"
+
+And the Doctor felt very pleased.
+
+
+
+THE EIGHTH CHAPTER
+
+THE LEADER OF THE LIONS
+
+JOHN DOLITTLE now became dreadfully, awfully busy.
+He found hundreds and thousands of monkeys sick--gorillas,
+orangoutangs, chimpanzees, dog-faced baboons, marmosettes,
+gray monkeys, red ones--all kinds. And many had died.
+
+The first thing he did was to separate the
+sick ones from the well ones. Then he got
+Chee-Chee and his cousin to build him a little
+house of grass. The next thing: he made all
+the monkeys who were still well come and be
+vaccinated.
+
+And for three days and three nights the
+monkeys kept coming from the jungles and the
+valleys and the hills to the little house of grass,
+where the Doctor sat all day and all night,
+vaccinating and vaccinating.
+
+Then he had another house made--a big one,
+with a lot of beds in it; and he put all the sick
+ones in this house.
+
+But so many were sick, there were not enough
+well ones to do the nursing. So he sent
+messages to the other animals, like the lions and the
+leopards and the antelopes, to come and help
+with the nursing.
+
+But the Leader of the Lions was a very proud
+creature. And when he came to the Doctor's
+big house full of beds he seemed angry and
+scornful.
+
+"Do you dare to ask me, Sir?" he said, glaring
+at the Doctor. "Do you dare to ask me--ME,
+THE KING OF BEASTS, to wait on a lot of dirty
+monkeys? Why, I wouldn't even eat them
+between meals!"
+
+Although the lion looked very terrible, the
+Doctor tried hard not to seem afraid of him.
+
+"I didn't ask you to eat them," he said quietly.
+"And besides, they're not dirty. They've all
+had a bath this morning. YOUR coat looks as
+though it needed brushing--badly. Now
+listen, and I'll tell you something: the day may
+come when the lions get sick. And if you don't
+help the other animals now, the lions may
+find themselves left all alone when THEY are
+in trouble. That often happens to proud people."
+
+"The lions are never IN trouble--they only
+MAKE trouble," said the Leader, turning up his
+nose. And he stalked away into the jungle, feeling
+he had been rather smart and clever.
+
+Then the leopards got proud too and said
+they wouldn't help. And then of course the
+antelopes--although they were too shy and timid
+to be rude to the Doctor like the lion--THEY
+pawed the ground, and smiled foolishly, and said
+they had never been nurses before.
+
+And now the poor Doctor was worried frantic,
+wondering where he could get help enough
+to take care of all these thousands of monkeys
+in bed.
+
+But the Leader of the Lions, when he got
+back to his den, saw his wife, the Queen Lioness,
+come running out to meet him with her hair
+untidy.
+
+"One of the cubs won't eat," she said. "I
+don't know WHAT to do with him. He hasn't
+taken a thing since last night."
+
+And she began to cry and shake with nervousness--
+for she was a good mother, even though
+she was a lioness.
+
+So the Leader went into his den and looked
+at his children--two very cunning little cubs,
+lying on the floor. And one of them seemed
+quite poorly.
+
+Then the lion told his wife, quite proudly,
+just what he had said to the Doctor. And she got
+so angry she nearly drove him out of the den.
+"You never DID have a grain of sense!" she
+screamed. "All the animals from here to the
+Indian Ocean are talking about this wonderful
+man, and how he can cure any kind of sickness,
+and how kind he is--the only man in the whole
+world who can talk the language of the animals!
+And now, NOW--when we have a sick baby on
+our hands, you must go and offend him! You
+great booby! Nobody but a fool is ever rude
+to a GOOD doctor. You--," and she started pulling
+her husband's hair.
+
+"Go back to that white man at once," she
+yelled, "and tell him you're sorry. And take
+all the other empty-headed lions with you--
+and those stupid leopards and antelopes. Then
+do everything the Doctor tells you. Work
+hard! And perhaps he will be kind enough
+to come and see the cub later. Now be off!--
+HURRY, I tell you! You're not fit to be a father!"
+
+And she went into the den next door, where another
+mother-lion lived, and told her all about it.
+
+So the Leader of the Lions went back to the
+Doctor and said, "I happened to be passing this
+way and thought I'd look in. Got any help yet?"
+
+"No," said the Doctor. "I haven't.
+And I'm dreadfully worried."
+
+"Help's pretty hard to get these days," said
+the lion. "Animals don't seem to want to work
+any more. You can't blame them--in a way.
+...Well, seeing you're in difficulties, I don't
+mind doing what I can--just to oblige you--
+so long as I don't have to wash the creatures.
+And I have told all the other hunting animals
+to come and do their share. The leopards
+should be here any minute now.... Oh, and
+by the way, we've got a sick cub at home. I
+don't think there's much the matter with him
+myself. But the wife is anxious. If you are
+around that way this evening, you might take
+a look at him, will you?"
+
+Then the Doctor was very happy; for all the
+lions and the leopards and the antelopes and
+the giraffes and the zebras--all the animals of
+the forests and the mountains and the plains
+--came to help him in his work. There were
+so many of them that he had to send some away,
+and only kept the cleverest.
+
+And now very soon the monkeys began to
+get better. At the end of a week the big house
+full of beds was half empty. And at the end
+of the second week the last monkey had got well.
+
+Then the Doctor's work was done; and he
+was so tired he went to bed and slept for three
+days without even turning over.
+
+
+
+THE NINTH CHAPTER
+
+THE MONKEYS' COUNCIL
+
+CHEE-CHEE stood outside the Doctor's door, keeping everybody
+away till he woke up. Then John Dolittle told the
+monkeys that he must now go back to Puddleby.
+
+They were very surprised at this; for they
+had thought that he was going to stay with them
+forever. And that night all the monkeys got
+together in the jungle to talk it over.
+
+And the Chief Chimpanzee rose up and said,
+
+"Why is it the good man is going away? Is
+he not happy here with us?"
+
+But none of them could answer him.
+
+Then the Grand Gorilla got up and said,
+
+"I think we all should go to him and ask him
+to stay. Perhaps if we make him a new house
+and a bigger bed, and promise him plenty of
+monkey-servants to work for him and to make
+life pleasant for him--perhaps then he will
+not wish to go."
+
+
+Then Chee-Chee got up; and all the others
+whispered, "Sh! Look! Chee-Chee, the great
+Traveler, is about to speak!"
+
+And Chee-Chee said to the other monkeys,
+
+"My friends, I am afraid it is useless to ask
+the Doctor to stay. He owes money in Puddleby;
+and he says he must go back and pay it."
+
+And the monkeys asked him, "What is MONEY?"
+
+
+Then Chee-Chee told them that in the Land of the
+White Men you could get nothing without money;
+you could DO nothing without money--that it was
+almost impossible to LIVE without money.
+
+And some of them asked, "But can you not
+even eat and drink without paying?"
+
+But Chee-Chee shook his head. And then he
+told them that even he, when he was with the
+organ-grinder, had been made to ask the
+children for money.
+
+And the Chief Chimpanzee turned to the Oldest
+Orangoutang and said, "Cousin, surely these Men
+be strange creatures! Who would wish to live
+in such a land? My gracious, how paltry!"
+
+Then Chee-Chee said,
+
+"When we were coming to you we had no
+boat to cross the sea in and no money to buy
+food to eat on our journey. So a man lent us
+some biscuits; and we said we would pay him
+when we came back. And we borrowed a boat
+from a sailor; but it was broken on the rocks
+when we reached the shores of Africa. Now
+the Doctor says he must go back and get the
+sailor another boat--because the man was poor
+and his ship was all he had."
+
+And the monkeys were all silent for a while,
+sitting quite still upon the ground and thinking
+hard.
+
+At last the Biggest Baboon got up and said,
+
+"I do not think we ought to let this good man
+leave our land till we have given him a fine
+present to take with him, so that he may know
+we are grateful for all that he has done for us."
+
+And a little, tiny red monkey who was
+sitting up in a tree shouted down,
+
+"I think that too!"
+
+And then they all cried out, making a great
+noise, "Yes, yes. Let us give him the finest
+present a White Man ever had!"
+
+Now they began to wonder and ask one another
+what would be the best thing to give him.
+And one said, "Fifty bags of cocoanuts!"
+And another--"A hundred bunches of bananas!--
+At least he shall not have to buy his fruit in the
+Land Where You Pay to Eat!"
+
+But Chee-Chee told them that all these
+things would be too heavy to carry so far and
+would go bad before half was eaten.
+
+"If you want to please him," he said, "give
+him an animal. You may be sure he will be
+kind to it. Give him some rare animal they
+have not got in the menageries."
+
+And the monkeys asked him, "What are
+MENAGERIES?"
+
+Then Chee-Chee explained to them that
+menageries were places in the Land of the
+White Men, where animals were put in cages
+for people to come and look at. And the
+monkeys were very shocked and said to one
+another,
+
+"These Men are like thoughtless young ones--stupid
+and easily amused. Sh! It is a prison he means."
+
+So then they asked Chee-Chee what rare
+animal it could be that they should give the
+Doctor--one the White Men had not seen before.
+And the Major of the Marmosettes asked,
+
+"Have they an iguana over there?"
+
+But Chee-Chee said, "Yes, there is one in the
+London Zoo."
+
+And another asked, "Have they an okapi?"
+
+But Chee-Chee said, "Yes. In Belgium,
+where my organ-grinder took me five years ago,
+they had an okapi in a big city they call Antwerp."
+
+And another asked, "Have they a pushmi-pullyu?"
+
+Then Chee-Chee said, "No. No White Man
+has ever seen a pushmi-pullyu. Let us
+give him that."
+
+
+
+THE TENTH CHAPTER
+
+THE RAREST ANIMAL OF ALL
+
+PUSHMI-PULLYUS are now extinct. That means, there aren't
+any more. But long ago, when Doctor Dolittle was alive,
+there were some of them still left in the deepest jungles
+of Africa; and even then they were very, very scarce.
+They had no tail, *but a head at each end,
+and sharp horns on each head. They were very
+shy and terribly hard to catch. The black men
+get most of their animals by sneaking up behind
+them while they are not looking. But you could
+not do this with the pushmi-pullyu--because,
+no matter which way you came towards him, he
+was always facing you. And besides, only one
+half of him slept at a time. The other head
+was always awake--and watching. This was
+why they were never caught and never seen in
+Zoos. Though many of the greatest huntsmen
+and the cleverest menagerie-keepers spent years
+of their lives searching through the jungles
+in all weathers for pushmi-pullyus, not a single
+one had ever been caught. Even then, years
+ago, he was the only animal in the world with
+two heads.
+
+Well, the monkeys set out hunting for this
+animal through the forest. And after they had
+gone a good many miles, one of them found
+peculiar footprints near the edge of a river;
+and they knew that a pushmi-pullyu must be
+very near that spot.
+
+Then they went along the bank of the river
+a little way and they saw a place where the
+grass was high and thick; and they guessed that
+he was in there.
+
+So they all joined hands and made a great
+circle round the high grass. The pushmi-
+pullyu heard them coming; and he tried hard
+to break through the ring of monkeys. But he
+couldn't do it. When he saw that it was no
+use trying to escape, he sat down and waited to
+see what they wanted.
+
+They asked him if he would go with Doctor Dolittle
+and be put on show in the Land of the White Men.
+
+But he shook both his heads hard and said,
+"Certainly not!"
+
+They explained to him that he would not be
+shut up in a menagerie but would just be looked
+at. They told him that the Doctor was a very
+kind man but hadn't any money; and people
+would pay to see a two-headed animal and the
+Doctor would get rich and could pay for the
+boat he had borrowed to come to Africa in.
+
+But he answered, "No. You know how shy
+I am--I hate being stared at." And he almost
+began to cry.
+
+Then for three days they tried to persuade
+him.
+
+And at the end of the third day he said he
+would come with them and see what kind of a
+man the Doctor was, first.
+
+So the monkeys traveled back with the
+pushmi-pullyu. And when they came to where
+the Doctor's little house of grass was, they
+knocked on the door.
+
+The duck, who was packing the trunk, said,
+"Come in!"
+
+And Chee-Chee very proudly took the animal
+inside and showed him to the Doctor.
+
+"What in the world is it?" asked John
+Dolittle, gazing at the strange creature.
+
+"Lord save us!" cried the duck. "How does
+it make up its mind?"
+
+"It doesn't look to me as though it had any,"
+said Jip, the dog.
+
+"This, Doctor," said Chee-Chee, "is the
+pushmi-pullyu--the rarest animal of the African
+jungles, the only two-headed beast in the
+world! Take him home with you and your
+fortune's made. People will pay any money to
+see him."
+
+"But I don't want any money," said the Doctor.
+
+"Yes, you do," said Dab-Dab, the duck.
+"Don't you remember how we had to pinch
+and scrape to pay the butcher's bill in
+Puddleby? And how are you going to get the
+sailor the new boat you spoke of--unless we
+have the money to buy it?"
+
+
+"I was going to make him one," said the Doctor.
+
+"Oh, do be sensible!" cried Dab-Dab.
+"Where would you get all the wood and the
+nails to make one with?--And besides, what are
+we going to live on? We shall be poorer than
+ever when we get back. Chee-Chee's perfectly
+right: take the funny-looking thing along, do!"
+
+"Well, perhaps there is something in what you say,"
+murmured the Doctor. "It certainly would make
+a nice new kind of pet. But does the er--
+what-do-you-call-it really want to go abroad?"
+
+"Yes, I'll go," said the pushmi-pullyu who
+saw at once, from the Doctor's face, that he was
+a man to be trusted. "You have been so kind
+to the animals here--and the monkeys tell me
+that I am the only one who will do. But you
+must promise me that if I do not like it in the
+Land of the White Men you will send me
+back."
+
+"Why, certainly--of course, of course," said
+the Doctor. "Excuse me, surely you are
+related to the Deer Family, are you not?"
+
+"Yes," said the pushmi-pullyu--"to the
+Abyssinian Gazelles and the Asiatic Chamois
+--on my mother's side. My father's great-
+grandfather was the last of the Unicorns."
+
+"Most interesting!" murmured the Doctor;
+and he took a book out of the trunk which Dab-
+Dab was packing and began turning the pages.
+"Let us see if Buffon says anything--"
+
+"I notice," said the duck, "that you only talk
+with one of your mouths. Can't the other head
+talk as well?"
+
+"Oh, yes," said the pushmi-pullyu. "But I
+keep the other mouth for eating--mostly. In
+that way I can talk while I am eating without
+being rude. Our people have always been very
+polite."
+
+When the packing was finished and everything
+was ready to start, the monkeys gave a
+grand party for the Doctor, and all the animals
+of the jungle came. And they had pineapples
+and mangoes and honey and all sorts of good
+things to eat and drink.
+
+After they had all finished eating, the Doctor
+got up and said,
+
+"My friends: I am not clever at speaking
+long words after dinner, like some men; and I
+have just eaten many fruits and much honey.
+But I wish to tell you that I am very sad at
+leaving your beautiful country. Because I have
+things to do in the Land of the White Men, I
+must go. After I have gone, remember never
+to let the flies settle on your food before you
+eat it; and do not sleep on the ground when the
+rains are coming. I--er--er--I hope you will
+all live happily ever after."
+
+When the Doctor stopped speaking and sat
+down, all the monkeys clapped their hands a
+long time and said to one another, "Let it be
+remembered always among our people that he
+sat and ate with us, here, under the trees.
+For surely he is the Greatest of Men!"
+
+And the Grand Gorilla, who had the strength
+of seven horses in his hairy arms, rolled a great
+rock up to the head of the table and said,
+
+"This stone for all time shall mark the spot."
+
+And even to this day, in the heart of the
+Jungle, that stone still is there. And monkey-
+mothers, passing through the forest with their
+families, still point down at it from the branches
+and whisper to their children, "Sh! There it is--
+look--where the Good White Man sat and ate food
+with us in the Year of the Great Sickness!"
+
+Then, when the party was over, the Doctor
+and his pets started out to go back to the seashore.
+And all the monkeys went with him as
+far as the edge of their country, carrying his
+trunk and bags, to see him off.
+
+
+
+THE ELEVENTH CHAPTER
+
+THE BLACK PRINCE
+
+BY the edge of the river they stopped and said farewell.
+
+This took a long time, because all those thousands
+of monkeys wanted to shake John Dolittle by the hand.
+
+Afterwards, when the Doctor and his pets
+were going on alone, Polynesia said,
+
+"We must tread softly and talk low as we
+go through the land of the Jolliginki. If the
+King should hear us, he will send his soldiers
+to catch us again; for I am sure he is still very
+angry over the trick I played on him."
+
+"What I am wondering," said the Doctor,
+"is where we are going to get another boat to
+go home in.... Oh well, perhaps we'll find
+one lying about on the beach that nobody is
+using. `Never lift your foot till you come to
+the stile.'"
+
+One day, while they were passing through
+a very thick part of the forest, Chee-Chee went
+ahead of them to look for cocoanuts. And
+while he was away, the Doctor and the rest of
+the animals, who did not know the jungle-paths
+so well, got lost in the deep woods. They wandered
+around and around but could not find
+their way down to the seashore.
+
+Chee-Chee, when he could not see them
+anywhere, was terribly upset. He climbed high
+trees and looked out from the top branches to
+try and see the Doctor's high hat; he waved and
+shouted; he called to all the animals by name.
+But it was no use. They seemed to have
+disappeared altogether.
+
+Indeed they had lost their way very badly.
+They had strayed a long way off the path, and
+the jungle was so thick with bushes and
+creepers and vines that sometimes they could hardly
+move at all, and the Doctor had to take out
+his pocket-knife and cut his way along. They
+stumbled into wet, boggy places; they got all
+tangled up in thick convolvulus-runners; they
+scratched themselves on thorns, and twice they
+nearly lost the medicine-bag in the under-brush.
+There seemed no end to their troubles; and
+nowhere could they come upon a path.
+
+At last, after blundering about like this for
+many days, getting their clothes torn and their
+faces covered with mud, they walked right into
+the King's back-garden by mistake. The King's
+men came running up at once and caught them.
+
+But Polynesia flew into a tree in the garden,
+without anybody seeing her, and hid herself.
+The Doctor and the rest were taken before the King.
+
+"Ha, ha!" cried the King. "So you are
+caught again! This time you shall not escape.
+Take them all back to prison and put double
+locks on the door. This White Man shall scrub
+my kitchen-floor for the rest of his life!"
+
+So the Doctor and his pets were led back to
+prison and locked up. And the Doctor was told
+that in the morning he must begin scrubbing the
+kitchen-floor.
+
+They were all very unhappy.
+
+"This is a great nuisance," said the Doctor.
+"I really must get back to Puddleby. That
+poor sailor will think I've stolen his ship if I
+don't get home soon.... I wonder if those
+hinges are loose."
+
+But the door was very strong and firmly
+locked. There seemed no chance of getting out.
+Then Gub-Gub began to cry again.
+
+All this time Polynesia was still sitting in the
+tree in the palace-garden. She was saying nothing
+and blinking her eyes.
+
+This was always a very bad sign with
+Polynesia. Whenever she said nothing and blinked
+her eyes, it meant that somebody had been making
+trouble, and she was thinking out some way
+to put things right. People who made trouble
+for Polynesia or her friends were nearly always
+sorry for it afterwards.
+
+Presently she spied Chee-Chee swinging
+through the trees still looking for the Doctor.
+When Chee-Chee saw her, he came into her
+tree and asked her what had become of him.
+
+"The Doctor and all the animals have been
+caught by the King's men and locked up again,"
+whispered Polynesia. "We lost our way in the
+jungle and blundered into the palace-garden by
+mistake."
+
+"But couldn't you guide them?" asked Chee-
+Chee; and he began to scold the parrot for
+letting them get lost while he was away looking
+for the cocoanuts.
+
+"It was all that stupid pig's fault," said
+Polynesia. "He would keep running off the
+path hunting for ginger-roots. And I was kept
+so busy catching him and bringing him back,
+that I turned to the left, instead of the right,
+when we reached the swamp.--Sh!--Look!
+There's Prince Bumpo coming into the garden!
+He must not see us.--Don't move, whatever you do!"
+
+And there, sure enough, was Prince Bumpo,
+the King's son, opening the garden-gate. He
+carried a book of fairy-tales under his arm. He
+came strolling down the gravel-walk, humming
+a sad song, till he reached a stone seat right
+under the tree where the parrot and the monkey
+were hiding. Then he lay down on the seat
+and began reading the fairy-stories to himself.
+
+Chee-Chee and Polynesia watched him,
+keeping very quiet and still.
+
+After a while the King's son laid the book
+down and sighed a weary sigh.
+
+"If I were only a WHITE prince!" said he, with
+a dreamy, far-away look in his eyes.
+
+Then the parrot, talking in a small, high
+voice like a little girl, said aloud,
+
+"Bumpo, some one might turn thee into a
+white prince perchance."
+
+The King's son started up off the seat and
+looked all around.
+
+"What is this I hear?" he cried. "Methought
+the sweet music of a fairy's silver voice rang
+from yonder bower! Strange!"
+
+"Worthy Prince," said Polynesia, keeping
+very still so Bumpo couldn't see her, "thou sayest
+winged words of truth. For 'tis I, Tripsitinka,
+the Queen of the Fairies, that speak to
+thee. I am hiding in a rose-bud."
+
+"Oh tell me, Fairy-Queen," cried Bumpo,
+clasping his hands in joy, "who is it can turn
+me white?"
+
+"In thy father's prison," said the parrot,
+"there lies a famous wizard, John Dolittle by
+name. Many things he knows of medicine and
+magic, and mighty deeds has he performed.
+Yet thy kingly father leaves him languishing
+long and lingering hours. Go to him, brave
+Bumpo, secretly, when the sun has set; and
+behold, thou shalt be made the whitest prince that
+ever won fair lady! I have said enough. I
+must now go back to Fairyland. Farewell!"
+
+"Farewell!" cried the Prince. "A thousand thanks,
+good Tripsitinka!"
+
+And he sat down on the seat again with a
+smile upon his face, waiting for the sun to set.
+
+
+
+THE TWELFTH CHAPTER
+
+MEDICINE AND MAGIC
+
+VERY, very quietly, making sure that no one should see
+her, Polynesia then slipped out at the back of the tree
+and flew across to the prison.
+
+She found Gub-Gub poking his nose through
+the bars of the window, trying to sniff the
+cooking-smells that came from the palace-
+kitchen. She told the pig to bring the Doctor
+to the window because she wanted to speak to
+him. So Gub-Gub went and woke the Doctor
+who was taking a nap.
+
+"Listen," whispered the parrot, when John
+Dolittle's face appeared: "Prince Bumpo is
+coming here to-night to see you. And you've
+got to find some way to turn him white. But
+be sure to make him promise you first that he
+will open the prison-door and find a ship for
+you to cross the sea in."
+
+"This is all very well," said the Doctor.
+"But it isn't so easy to turn a black man white.
+You speak as though he were a dress to be re-
+dyed. It's not so simple. `Shall the leopard
+change his spots, or the Ethiopian his skin,' you
+know?"
+
+"I don't know anything about that," said
+Polynesia impatiently. "But you MUST turn this
+man white. Think of a way--think hard.
+You've got plenty of medicines left in the bag.
+He'll do anything for you if you change his
+color. It is your only chance to get out of
+prison."
+
+"Well, I suppose it MIGHT be possible," said
+the Doctor. "Let me see--," and he went over
+to his medicine-bag, murmuring something
+about "liberated chlorine on animal-pigment--
+perhaps zinc-ointment, as a temporary measure,
+spread thick--"
+
+Well, that night Prince Bumpo came secretly
+to the Doctor in prison and said to him,
+
+"White Man, I am an unhappy prince.
+Years ago I went in search of The Sleeping
+Beauty, whom I had read of in a book. And
+having traveled through the world many days,
+I at last found her and kissed the lady very
+gently to awaken her--as the book said I should.
+'Tis true indeed that she awoke. But when
+she saw my face she cried out, `Oh, he's black!'
+And she ran away and wouldn't marry me--but
+went to sleep again somewhere else. So I came
+back, full of sadness, to my father's kingdom.
+Now I hear that you are a wonderful magician
+and have many powerful potions. So I come to
+you for help. If you will turn me white, so
+that I may go back to The Sleeping Beauty, I
+will give you half my kingdom and anything
+besides you ask."
+
+"Prince Bumpo," said the Doctor, looking
+thoughtfully at the bottles in his medicine-bag,
+"supposing I made your hair a nice blonde
+color--would not that do instead to make you
+happy?"
+
+"No," said Bumpo. "Nothing else will
+satisfy me. I must be a white prince."
+
+"You know it is very hard to change the color
+of a prince," said the Doctor--"one of the hardest
+things a magician can do. You only want
+your face white, do you not?"
+
+"Yes, that is all," said Bumpo. "Because I
+shall wear shining armor and gauntlets of steel,
+like the other white princes, and ride on a
+horse."
+
+"Must your face be white all over?" asked the Doctor.
+
+"Yes, all over," said Bumpo--"and I would
+like my eyes blue too, but I suppose that would
+be very hard to do."
+
+"Yes, it would," said the Doctor quickly.
+"Well, I will do what I can for you. You will
+have to be very patient though--you know with
+some medicines you can never be very sure. I
+might have to try two or three times. You have
+a strong skin--yes? Well that's all right.
+Now come over here by the light--Oh, but before
+I do anything, you must first go down to
+the beach and get a ship ready, with food in it,
+to take me across the sea. Do not speak a word
+of this to any one. And when I have done as
+you ask, you must let me and all my animals
+out of prison. Promise--by the crown of Jolliginki!"
+
+So the Prince promised and went away to get
+a ship ready at the seashore.
+
+When he came back and said that it was done,
+the Doctor asked Dab-Dab to bring a basin.
+Then he mixed a lot of medicines in the basin
+and told Bumpo to dip his face in it.
+
+The Prince leaned down and put his face in
+--right up to the ears.
+
+He held it there a long time--so long that
+the Doctor seemed to get dreadfully anxious
+and fidgety, standing first on one leg and then
+on the other, looking at all the bottles he had
+used for the mixture, and reading the labels on
+them again and again. A strong smell filled
+the prison, like the smell of brown paper
+burning.
+
+At last the Prince lifted his face up out of the
+basin, breathing very hard. And all the animals
+cried out in surprise.
+
+For the Prince's face had turned as white as
+snow, and his eyes, which had been mud-colored,
+were a manly gray!
+
+When John Dolittle lent him a little looking-
+glass to see himself in, he sang for joy and
+began dancing around the prison. But the
+Doctor asked him not to make so much noise
+about it; and when he had closed his medicine-bag
+in a hurry he told him to open the prison-door.
+
+Bumpo begged that he might keep the looking-
+glass, as it was the only one in the Kingdom
+of Jolliginki, and he wanted to look at himself
+all day long. But the Doctor said he needed
+it to shave with.
+
+Then the Prince, taking a bunch of copper
+keys from his pocket, undid the great double
+locks. And the Doctor with all his animals ran
+as fast as they could down to the seashore; while
+Bumpo leaned against the wall of the empty
+dungeon, smiling after them happily, his big
+face shining like polished ivory in the light of
+the moon.
+
+When they came to the beach they saw
+Polynesia and Chee-Chee waiting for them on the
+rocks near the ship.
+
+"I feel sorry about Bumpo," said the Doctor.
+
+"I am afraid that medicine I used will never
+last. Most likely he will be as black as ever
+when he wakes up in the morning--that's one
+reason why I didn't like to leave the mirror with
+him. But then again, he MIGHT stay white--I
+had never used that mixture before. To tell the
+truth, I was surprised, myself, that it worked
+so well. But I had to do something, didn't I?
+--I couldn't possibly scrub the King's kitchen
+for the rest of my life. It was such a dirty
+kitchen!--I could see it from the prison-
+window.--Well, well!--Poor Bumpo!"
+
+"Oh, of course he will know we were just
+joking with him," said the parrot.
+
+"They had no business to lock us up," said Dab-Dab,
+waggling her tail angrily. "We never did them any harm.
+Serve him right, if he does turn black again! I hope it's
+a dark black."
+
+"But HE didn't have anything to do with it,"
+said the Doctor. "It was the King, his father,
+who had us locked up--it wasn't Bumpo's fault.
+...I wonder if I ought to go back and apologize--
+Oh, well--I'll send him some candy
+when I get to Puddleby. And who knows?--
+he may stay white after all."
+
+"The Sleeping Beauty would never have him,
+even if he did," said Dab-Dab. "He looked
+better the way he was, I thought. But he'd
+never be anything but ugly, no matter what
+color he was made."
+
+"Still, he had a good heart," said the Doctor
+--"romantic, of course--but a good heart.
+After all, `handsome is as handsome does.'"
+
+"I don't believe the poor booby found The
+Sleeping Beauty at all," said Jip, the dog.
+"Most likely he kissed some farmer's fat wife
+who was taking a snooze under an apple-tree.
+Can't blame her for getting scared! I wonder
+who he'll go and kiss this time. Silly business!"
+
+Then the pushmi-pullyu, the white mouse,
+Gub-Gub, Dab-Dab, Jip and the owl, Too-Too,
+went on to the ship with the Doctor. But Chee-
+Chee, Polynesia and the crocodile stayed behind,
+because Africa was their proper home, the land
+where they were born.
+
+And when the Doctor stood upon the boat, he
+looked over the side across the water. And then
+he remembered that they had no one with them
+to guide them back to Puddleby.
+
+The wide, wide sea looked terribly big and
+lonesome in the moonlight; and he began to
+wonder if they would lose their way when they
+passed out of sight of land.
+
+But even while he was wondering, they heard
+a strange whispering noise, high in the air,
+coming through the night. And the animals all
+stopped saying Good-by and listened.
+
+The noise grew louder and bigger. It seemed
+to be coming nearer to them--a sound like the
+Autumn wind blowing through the leaves of a
+poplar-tree, or a great, great rain beating down
+upon a roof.
+
+And Jip, with his nose pointing and his tail
+quite straight, said,
+
+"Birds!--millions of them--flying fast--that's it!"
+
+And then they all looked up. And there,
+streaming across the face of the moon, like a
+huge swarm of tiny ants, they could see thousands
+and thousands of little birds. Soon the
+whole sky seemed full of them, and still more
+kept coming--more and more. There were so
+many that for a little they covered the whole
+moon so it could not shine, and the sea grew
+dark and black--like when a storm-cloud passes
+over the sun.
+
+And presently all these birds came down close,
+skimming over the water and the land; and the
+night-sky was left clear above, and the moon
+shone as before. Still never a call nor a cry
+nor a song they made--no sound but this great
+rustling of feathers which grew greater now
+than ever. When they began to settle on the
+sands, along the ropes of the ship--anywhere
+and everywhere except the trees--the Doctor
+could see that they had blue wings and white
+breasts and very short, feathered legs. As soon
+as they had all found a place to sit, suddenly,
+there was no noise left anywhere--all was quiet;
+all was still.
+
+And in the silent moonlight John Dolittle
+spoke:
+
+"I had no idea that we had been in Africa
+so long. It will be nearly Summer when we
+get home. For these are the swallows going
+back. Swallows, I thank you for waiting for
+us. It is very thoughtful of you. Now we need
+not be afraid that we will lose our way upon the
+sea.... Pull up the anchor and set the sail!"
+
+When the ship moved out upon the water,
+those who stayed behind, Chee-Chee, Polynesia
+and the crocodile, grew terribly sad. For never
+in their lives had they known any one they liked
+so well as Doctor John Dolittle of Puddleby-on-
+the-Marsh.
+
+And after they had called Good-by to him
+again and again and again, they still stood there
+upon the rocks, crying bitterly and waving till
+the ship was out of sight.
+
+
+
+THE THIRTEENTH CHAPTER
+
+RED SAILS AND BLUE WINGS
+
+SAILING homeward, the Doctor's ship had to pass the coast
+of Barbary. This coast is the seashore of the Great Desert.
+It is a wild, lonely place--all sand and stones. And it was
+here that the Barbary pirates lived.
+
+These pirates, a bad lot of men, used to wait
+for sailors to be shipwrecked on their shores.
+And often, if they saw a boat passing, they would
+come out in their fast sailing-ships and chase it.
+When they caught a boat like this at sea, they
+would steal everything on it; and after they had
+taken the people off they would sink the ship
+and sail back to Barbary singing songs and feeling
+proud of the mischief they had done. Then
+they used to make the people they had caught
+write home to their friends for money. And if
+the friends sent no money, the pirates often
+threw the people into the sea.
+
+Now one sunshiny day the Doctor and Dab-
+Dab were walking up and down on the ship
+for exercise; a nice fresh wind was blowing the
+boat along, and everybody was happy. Presently
+Dab-Dab saw the sail of another ship a
+long way behind them on the edge of the sea.
+It was a red sail.
+
+"I don't like the look of that sail," said Dab-
+Dab. "I have a feeling it isn't a friendly ship.
+I am afraid there is more trouble coming to us."
+
+Jip, who was lying near taking a nap in the
+sun, began to growl and talk in his sleep.
+
+"I smell roast beef cooking," he mumbled--
+"underdone roast beef--with brown gravy over it."
+
+"Good gracious!" cried the Doctor. "What's
+the matter with the dog? Is he SMELLING in his
+sleep--as well as talking?"
+
+"I suppose he is," said Dab-Dab. "All dogs
+can smell in their sleep."
+
+"But what is he smelling?" asked the Doctor.
+
+"There is no roast beef cooking on our ship."
+"No," said Dab-Dab. "The roast beef must
+be on that other ship over there."
+
+"But that's ten miles away," said the Doctor.
+"He couldn't smell that far surely!"
+
+"Oh, yes, he could," said Dab-Dab. "You ask him."
+
+Then Jip, still fast asleep, began to growl
+again and his lip curled up angrily, showing
+his clean, white teeth.
+
+"I smell bad men," he growled--"the worst
+men I ever smelt. I smell trouble. I smell a
+fight--six bad scoundrels fighting against one
+brave man. I want to help him. Woof--oo--WOOF!"
+Then he barked, loud, and woke himself up with
+a surprised look on his face.
+
+"See!" cried Dab-Dab. "That boat is nearer now.
+You can count its three big sails--all red.
+Whoever it is, they are coming after us....
+I wonder who they are."
+
+"They are bad sailors," said Jip; "and their
+ship is very swift. They are surely the pirates
+of Barbary."
+
+"Well, we must put up more sails on our
+boat," said the Doctor, "so we can go faster and
+get away from them. Run downstairs, Jip, and
+fetch me all the sails you see."
+
+The dog hurried downstairs and dragged up
+every sail he could find.
+
+But even when all these were put up on the
+masts to catch the wind, the boat did not go
+nearly as fast as the pirates'--which kept coming
+on behind, closer and closer.
+
+"This is a poor ship the Prince gave us," said
+Gub-Gub, the pig--"the slowest he could find,
+I should think. Might as well try to win a race
+in a soup-tureen as hope to get away from them
+in this old barge. Look how near they are now!
+--You can see the mustaches on the faces of the
+men--six of them. What are we going to do?"
+
+Then the Doctor asked Dab-Dab to fly up and
+tell the swallows that pirates were coming after
+them in a swift ship, and what should he do
+about it.
+
+When the swallows heard this, they all came
+down on to the Doctor's ship; and they told him
+to unravel some pieces of long rope and make
+them into a lot of thin strings as quickly as he
+could. Then the ends of these strings were tied
+on to the front of the ship; and the swallows
+took hold of the strings with their feet and flew
+off, pulling the boat along.
+
+And although swallows are not very strong
+when only one or two are by themselves, it is
+different when there are a great lot of them
+together. And there, tied to the Doctor's ship,
+were a thousand strings; and two thousand
+swallows were pulling on each string--all terribly
+swift fliers.
+
+And in a moment the Doctor found himself
+traveling so fast he had to hold his hat on with
+both hands; for he felt as though the ship itself
+were flying through waves that frothed and
+boiled with speed.
+
+And all the animals on the ship began to
+laugh and dance about in the rushing air, for
+when they looked back at the pirates' ship, they
+could see that it was growing smaller now,
+instead of bigger. The red sails were being left
+far, far behind.
+
+
+
+THE FOURTEENTH CHAPTER
+
+THE RATS' WARNING
+
+DRAGGING a ship through the sea is hard work. And after
+two or three hours the swallows began to get tired in the
+wings and short of breath. Then they sent a message
+down to the Doctor to say that they would have
+to take a rest soon; and that they would pull the
+boat over to an island not far off, and hide it in
+a deep bay till they had got breath enough to go on.
+
+And presently the Doctor saw the island they
+had spoken of. It had a very beautiful, high,
+green mountain in the middle of it.
+
+When the ship had sailed safely into the bay
+where it could not be seen from the open sea,
+the Doctor said he would get off on to the island
+to look for water--because there was none left
+to drink on his ship. And he told all the animals
+to get out too and romp on the grass to
+stretch their legs.
+
+Now as they were getting off, the Doctor
+noticed that a whole lot of rats were coming up
+from downstairs and leaving the ship as well.
+Jip started to run after them, because chasing
+rats had always been his favorite game. But
+the Doctor told him to stop.
+
+And one big black rat, who seemed to want
+to say something to the Doctor, now crept forward
+timidly along the rail, watching the dog
+out of the corner of his eye. And after he had
+coughed nervously two or three times, and
+cleaned his whiskers and wiped his mouth, he
+said,
+
+"Ahem--er--you know of course that all
+ships have rats in them, Doctor, do you not?"
+
+And the Doctor said, "Yes."
+
+"And you have heard that rats always leave
+a sinking ship?"
+
+"Yes," said the Doctor--"so I've been told."
+
+"People," said the rat, "always speak of it
+with a sneer--as though it were something dis-
+graceful. But you can't blame us, can you?
+After all, who WOULD stay on a sinking ship, if
+he could get off it?"
+
+"It's very natural," said the Doctor--"very
+natural. I quite understand.... Was there--
+Was there anything else you wished to say?"
+
+"Yes," said the rat. "I've come to tell you
+that we are leaving this one. But we wanted to
+warn you before we go. This is a bad ship
+you have here. It isn't safe. The sides aren't
+strong enough. Its boards are rotten. Before
+to-morrow night it will sink to the bottom of
+the sea."
+
+"But how do you know?" asked the Doctor.
+
+"We always know," answered the rat. "The
+tips of our tails get that tingly feeling--like
+when your foot's asleep. This morning, at six
+o'clock, while I was getting breakfast, my tail
+suddenly began to tingle. At first I thought it
+was my rheumatism coming back. So I went
+and asked my aunt how she felt--you remember
+her?--the long, piebald rat, rather skinny, who
+came to see you in Puddleby last Spring with
+jaundice? Well--and she said HER tail was
+tingling like everything! Then we knew, for
+sure, that this boat was going to sink in less than
+two days; and we all made up our minds to
+leave it as soon as we got near enough to any
+land. It's a bad ship, Doctor. Don't sail in
+it any more, or you'll be surely drowned....
+Good-by! We are now going to look for a good
+place to live on this island."
+
+"Good-by!" said the Doctor. "And thank
+you very much for coming to tell me. Very
+considerate of you--very! Give my regards to
+your aunt. I remember her perfectly....
+Leave that rat alone, Jip! Come here! Lie down!"
+
+So then the Doctor and all his animals went
+off, carrying pails and saucepans, to look for
+water on the island, while the swallows took
+their rest.
+
+"I wonder what is the name of this island,"
+said the Doctor, as he was climbing up the
+mountainside. "It seems a pleasant place.
+What a lot of birds there are!"
+
+"Why, these are the Canary Islands," said
+Dab-Dab. "Don't you hear the canaries singing?"
+
+The Doctor stopped and listened.
+
+"Why, to be sure--of course!" he said.
+"How stupid of me! I wonder if they can tell
+us where to find water."
+
+And presently the canaries, who had heard all
+about Doctor Dolittle from birds of passage,
+came and led him to a beautiful spring of cool,
+clear water where the canaries used to take their
+bath; and they showed him lovely meadows
+where the bird-seed grew and all the other
+sights of their island.
+
+And the pushmi-pullyu was glad they had
+come; because he liked the green grass so much
+better than the dried apples he had been eating
+on the ship. And Gub-Gub squeaked for joy
+when he found a whole valley full of wild
+sugarcane.
+
+A little later, when they had all had plenty
+to eat and drink, and were lying on their backs
+while the canaries sang for them, two of the swallows
+came hurrying up, very flustered and excited.
+
+"Doctor!" they cried, "the pirates have come
+into the bay; and they've all got on to your ship.
+They are downstairs looking for things to steal.
+They have left their own ship with nobody on
+it. If you hurry and come down to the shore,
+you can get on to their ship--which is very fast
+--and escape. But you'll have to hurry."
+
+"That's a good idea," said the Doctor--"splendid!"
+
+And he called his animals together at once,
+said Good-by to the canaries and ran down to the beach.
+
+When they reached the shore they saw the
+pirate-ship, with the three red sails, standing in
+the water; and--just as the swallows had said
+--there was nobody on it; all the pirates were
+downstairs in the Doctor's ship, looking for
+things to steal.
+
+So John Dolittle told his animals to walk very
+softly and they all crept on to the pirate-ship.
+
+
+
+THE FIFTEENTH CHAPTER
+
+THE BARBARY DRAGON
+
+EVERYTHING would have gone all right if the pig had not caught
+a cold in his head while eating the damp sugar-cane on the
+island. This is what happened:
+
+After they had pulled up the anchor without a sound,
+and were moving the ship very, very carefully out of the bay,
+Gub-Gub suddenly sneezed so loud that the pirates
+on the other ship came rushing upstairs to see
+what the noise was.
+
+As soon as they saw that the Doctor was
+escaping, they sailed the other boat right across
+the entrance to the bay so that the Doctor could
+not get out into the open sea.
+
+Then the leader of these bad men (who called
+himself "Ben Ali, The Dragon") shook his fist
+at the Doctor and shouted across the water,
+
+"Ha! Ha! You are caught, my fine friend!
+You were going to run off in my ship, eh? But
+you are not a good enough sailor to beat Ben
+Ali, the Barbary Dragon. I want that duck
+you've got--and the pig too. We'll have pork-
+chops and roast duck for supper to-night. And
+before I let you go home, you must make your
+friends send me a trunk-full of gold."
+
+Poor Gub-Gub began to weep; and Dab-Dab
+made ready to fly to save her life. But the owl,
+Too-Too, whispered to the Doctor,
+
+"Keep him talking, Doctor. Be pleasant to
+him. Our old ship is bound to sink soon--the
+rats said it would be at the bottom of the sea
+before to-morrow night--and the rats are never
+wrong. Be pleasant, till the ship sinks under
+him. Keep him talking."
+
+"What, until to-morrow night!" said the Doctor.
+"Well, I'll do my best.... Let me see--
+What shall I talk about?"
+
+"Oh, let them come on," said Jip. "We can
+fight the dirty rascals. There are only six of
+them. Let them come on. I'd love to tell that
+collie next door, when we get home, that I had bitten
+a real pirate. Let 'em come. We can fight them."
+
+"But they have pistols and swords," said the
+Doctor. "No, that would never do. I must
+talk to him.... Look here, Ben Ali--"
+
+But before the Doctor could say any more,
+the pirates began to sail the ship nearer, laughing
+with glee, and saying one to another, "Who
+shall be the first to catch the pig?"
+
+Poor Gub-Gub was dreadfully frightened;
+and the pushmi-pullyu began to sharpen his
+horns for a fight by rubbing them on the mast
+of the ship; while Jip kept springing into the
+air and barking and calling Ben Ali bad names
+in dog-language.
+
+But presently something seemed to go wrong
+with the pirates; they stopped laughing and
+cracking jokes; they looked puzzled; something
+was making them uneasy.
+
+Then Ben Ali, staring down at his feet,
+suddenly bellowed out,
+
+"Thunder and Lightning!--Men, THE BOAT'S LEAKING!"
+
+And then the other pirates peered over the
+side and they saw that the boat was indeed getting
+lower and lower in the water. And one
+of them said to Ben Ali,
+
+"But surely if this old boat were sinking we
+should see the rats leaving it."
+
+And Jip shouted across from the other ship,
+
+"You great duffers, there are no rats there
+to leave! They left two hours ago! `Ha, ha,'
+to you, `my fine friends!'"
+
+But of course the men did not understand him.
+Soon the front end of the ship began to go
+down and down, faster and faster--till the boat
+looked almost as though it were standing on its
+head; and the pirates had to cling to the rails
+and the masts and the ropes and anything to
+keep from sliding off. Then the sea rushed
+roaring in and through all the windows and the
+doors. And at last the ship plunged right down
+to the bottom of the sea, making a dreadful
+gurgling sound; and the six bad men were left
+bobbing about in the deep water of the bay.
+
+Some of them started to swim for the shores
+of the island; while others came and tried to get
+on to the boat where the Doctor was. But Jip
+kept snapping at their noses, so they were afraid
+to climb up the side of the ship.
+
+Then suddenly they all cried out in great fear,
+
+"THE SHARKS! The sharks are coming! Let us
+get on to the ship before they eat us! Help,
+help!--The sharks! The sharks!"
+
+And now the Doctor could see, all over the
+bay, the backs of big fishes swimming swiftly
+through the water.
+
+And one great shark came near to the ship,
+and poking his nose out of the water he said to
+the Doctor,
+
+"Are you John Dolittle, the famous animal- doctor?"
+
+"Yes," said Doctor Dolittle. "That is my
+name."
+
+"Well," said the shark, "we know these
+pirates to be a bad lot--especially Ben Ali. If they
+are annoying you, we will gladly eat them up
+for you--and then you won't be troubled any
+more."
+
+"Thank you," said the Doctor. "This is
+really most attentive. But I don't think it will
+be necessary to eat them. Don't let any of them
+reach the shore until I tell you--just keep them
+swimming about, will you? And please make
+Ben Ali swim over here that I may talk to
+him."
+
+So the shark went off and chased Ben Ali over
+to the Doctor.
+
+"Listen, Ben Ali," said John Dolittle,
+leaning over the side. "You have been a very bad
+man; and I understand that you have killed
+many people. These good sharks here have just
+offered to eat you up for me--and 'twould
+indeed be a good thing if the seas were rid of you.
+But if you will promise to do as I tell you, I
+well let you go in safety."
+
+"What must I do?" asked the pirate, looking
+down sideways at the big shark who was smelling
+his leg under the water.
+
+"You must kill no more people," said the
+Doctor; "you must stop stealing; you must
+never sink another ship; you must give up being
+a pirate altogether."
+
+"But what shall I do then?" asked Ben Ali.
+"How shall I live?"
+
+"You and all your men must go on to this
+island and be bird-seed-farmers," the Doctor
+answered. "You must grow bird-seed for the
+canaries."
+
+The Barbary Dragon turned pale with anger.
+"GROW BIRD-SEED!" he groaned in disgust.
+"Can't I be a sailor?"
+
+"No," said the Doctor, "you cannot. You
+have been a sailor long enough--and sent many
+stout ships and good men to the bottom of the
+sea. For the rest of your life you must be la
+peaceful farmer. The shark is waiting. Do
+not waste any more of his time. Make up your
+mind."
+
+"Thunder and Lightning!" Ben Ali
+muttered--"BIRD-SEED!" Then he looked down
+into the water again and saw the great fish
+smelling his other leg.
+
+"Very well," he said sadly. "We'll be
+farmers."
+
+"And remember," said the Doctor, "that if
+you do not keep your promise--if you start
+killing and stealing again, I shall hear of it,
+because the canaries will come and tell me.
+And be very sure that I will find a way to punish
+you. For though I may not be able to sail
+a ship as well as you, so long as the birds and
+the beasts and the fishes are my friends, I do not
+have to be afraid of a pirate chief--even though
+he call himself `The Dragon of Barbary.' Now
+go and be a good farmer and live in peace."
+
+Then the Doctor turned to the big shark, and
+waving his hand he said,
+
+"All right. Let them swim safely to the land."
+
+
+
+THE SIXTEENTH CHAPTER
+
+TOO-TOO, THE LISTENER
+
+HAVING thanked the sharks again for their kindness,
+the Doctor and his pets set off once more on their
+journey home in the swift ship with the three red sails.
+
+As they moved out into the open sea, the
+animals all went downstairs to see what their new
+boat was like inside; while the Doctor leant on
+the rail at the back of the ship with a pipe in his
+mouth, watching the Canary Islands fade away
+in the blue dusk of the evening.
+
+While he was standing there, wondering how
+the monkeys were getting on--and what his
+garden would look like when he got back to
+Puddleby, Dab-Dab came tumbling up the
+stairs, all smiles and full of news.
+
+"Doctor!" she cried. "This ship of the pi-
+rates is simply beautiful--absolutely. The beds
+downstairs are made of primrose silk--with
+hundreds of big pillows and cushions; there are
+thick, soft carpets on the floors; the dishes are
+made of silver; and there are all sorts of good
+things to eat and drink--special things; the
+larder--well, it's just like a shop, that's all.
+You never saw anything like it in your life--
+Just think--they kept five different kinds of
+sardines, those men! Come and look.... Oh,
+and we found a little room down there with the
+door locked; and we are all crazy to get in and
+see what's inside. Jip says it must be where the
+pirates kept their treasure. But we can't open
+the door. Come down and see if you can let
+us in."
+
+So the Doctor went downstairs and he saw
+that it was indeed a beautiful ship. He found
+the animals gathered round a little door, all
+talking at once, trying to guess what was inside.
+The Doctor turned the handle but it wouldn't
+open. Then they all started to hunt for the key.
+They looked under the mat; they looked under
+all the carpets; they looked in all the cupboards
+and drawers and lockers--in the big chests in the
+ship's dining-room; they looked everywhere.
+
+While they were doing this they discovered
+a lot of new and wonderful things that the
+pirates must have stolen from other ships: Kashmir
+shawls as thin as a cobweb, embroidered
+with flowers of gold; jars of fine tobacco from
+Jamaica; carved ivory boxes full of Russian
+tea; an old violin with a string broken and a
+picture on the back; a set of big chess-men,
+carved out of coral and amber; a walking-stick
+which had a sword inside it when you pulled
+the handle; six wine-glasses with turquoise
+and silver round the rims; and a lovely great
+sugar-bowl, made of mother o' pearl. But
+nowhere in the whole boat could they find a key to
+fit that lock.
+
+So they all came back to the door, and Jip
+peered through the key-hole. But something
+had been stood against the wall on the inside
+and he could see nothing.
+
+While they were standing around, wondering
+what they should do, the owl, Too-Too,
+suddenly said,
+
+"Sh!--Listen!--I do believe there's some
+one in there!"
+
+They all kept still a moment. Then the
+Doctor said,
+
+"You must be mistaken, Too-Too. I don't
+hear anything."
+
+"I'm sure of it," said the owl. "Sh!--There
+it is again--Don't you hear that?"
+
+"No, I do not," said the Doctor. "What
+kind of a sound is it?"
+
+"I hear the noise of some one putting his
+hand in his pocket," said the owl.
+
+"But that makes hardly any sound at all," said
+the Doctor. "You couldn't hear that out here."
+
+"Pardon me, but I can," said Too-Too. "I
+tell you there is some one on the other side of
+that door putting his hand in his pocket. Almost
+everything makes SOME noise--if your ears
+are only sharp enough to catch it. Bats can hear
+a mole walking in his tunnel under the earth
+--and they think they're good hearers. But we
+owls can tell you, using only one ear, the color
+of a kitten from the way it winks in the dark."
+
+"Well, well!" said the Doctor. "You
+surprise me. That's very interesting.... Listen
+again and tell me what he's doing now."
+
+"I'm not sure yet," said Too-Too, "if it's a
+man at all. Maybe it's a woman. Lift me up
+and let me listen at the key-hole and I'll soon
+tell you."
+
+So the Doctor lifted the owl up and held him
+close to the lock of the door.
+
+After a moment Too-Too said,
+
+"Now he's rubbing his face with his left
+hand. It is a small hand and a small face.
+It MIGHT be a woman--No. Now he pushes his
+hair back off his forehead--It's a man all right."
+
+"Women sometimes do that," said the Doctor.
+
+"True," said the owl. "But when they do,
+their long hair makes quite a different sound.
+... Sh! Make that fidgety pig keep still.
+Now all hold your breath a moment so I can
+listen well. This is very difficult, what I'm
+doing now--and the pesky door is so thick! Sh!
+Everybody quite still--shut your eyes and don't breathe."
+
+Too-Too leaned down and listened again
+very hard and long.
+
+At last he looked up into the Doctor's face
+and said,
+
+"The man in there is unhappy. He weeps.
+He has taken care not to blubber or sniffle, lest
+we should find out that he is crying. But I
+heard--quite distinctly--the sound of a tear
+falling on his sleeve."
+
+"How do you know it wasn't a drop of water
+falling off the ceiling on him?" asked Gub-Gub.
+"Pshaw!--Such ignorance!" sniffed Too-
+Too. "A drop of water falling off the ceiling
+would have made ten times as much noise!"
+
+"Well," said the Doctor, "if the poor
+fellow's unhappy, we've got to get in and see
+what's the matter with him. Find me an axe,
+and I'll chop the door down."
+
+
+
+
+THE SEVENTEENTH CHAPTER
+
+THE OCEAN GOSSIPS
+
+RIGHT away an axe was found. And the Doctor soon chopped a
+hole in the door big enough to clamber through.
+
+At first he could see nothing at all, it was so dark inside.
+So he struck a match.
+
+The room was quite small; no window; the
+ceiling, low. For furniture there was only one
+little stool. All round the room big barrels
+stood against the walls, fastened at the bottom
+so they wouldn't tumble with the rolling of the
+ship; and above the barrels, pewter jugs of all
+sizes hung from wooden pegs. There was a
+strong, winey smell. And in the middle of the
+floor sat a little boy, about eight years old,
+crying bitterly.
+
+"I declare, it is the pirates' rum-room!"
+said Jip in a whisper.
+
+"Yes. Very rum!" said Gub-Gub.
+"The smell makes me giddy."
+
+The little boy seemed rather frightened to
+find a man standing there before him and all
+those animals staring in through the hole in the
+broken door. But as soon as he saw John
+Dolittle's face by the light of the match, he stopped
+crying and got up.
+
+"You aren't one of the pirates, are you?" he asked.
+
+And when the Doctor threw back his head
+and laughed long and loud, the little boy smiled
+too and came and took his hand.
+
+"You laugh like a friend," he said--"not
+like a pirate. Could you tell me where my
+uncle is?"
+
+"I am afraid I can't," said the Doctor.
+"When did you see him last?"
+
+"It was the day before yesterday," said the
+boy. "I and my uncle were out fishing in our
+little boat, when the pirates came and caught
+us. They sunk our fishing-boat and brought us
+both on to this ship. They told my uncle that
+they wanted him to be a pirate like them--for
+he was clever at sailing a ship in all weathers.
+But he said he didn't want to be a pirate,
+because killing people and stealing was no work
+for a good fisherman to do. Then the leader,
+Ben Ali, got very angry and gnashed his teeth,
+and said they would throw my uncle into the
+sea if he didn't do as they said. They sent me
+downstairs; and I heard the noise of a fight
+going on above. And when they let me come up
+again next day, my uncle was nowhere to be
+seen. I asked the pirates where he was; but
+they wouldn't tell me. I am very much afraid
+they threw him into the sea and drowned him."
+
+And the little boy began to cry again.
+
+"Well now--wait a minute," said the Doctor.
+"Don't cry. Let's go and have tea in the dining-
+room, and we'll talk it over. Maybe your
+uncle is quite safe all the time. You don't KNOW
+that he was drowned, do you? And that's
+something. Perhaps we can find him for you. First
+we'll go and have tea--with strawberry-jam;
+and then we will see what can be done."
+
+All the animals had been standing around
+listening with great curiosity. And when they
+had gone into the ship's dining-room and were
+having tea, Dab-Dab came up behind the
+Doctor's chair and whispered.
+
+"Ask the porpoises if the boy's uncle was
+drowned--they'll know."
+
+"All right," said the Doctor, taking a second
+piece of bread-and-jam.
+
+"What are those funny, clicking noises you
+are making with your tongue?" asked the boy.
+
+"Oh, I just said a couple of words in duck-
+language," the Doctor answered. "This is
+Dab-Dab, one of my pets."
+
+"I didn't even know that ducks had a
+language," said the boy. "Are all these other
+animals your pets, too? What is that strange-
+looking thing with two heads?"
+
+"Sh!" the Doctor whispered. "That is the
+pushmi-pullyu. Don't let him see we're talking
+about him--he gets so dreadfully embarrassed....
+Tell me, how did you come to be
+locked up in that little room?"
+
+"The pirates shut me in there when they
+were going off to steal things from another ship.
+When I heard some one chopping on the door,
+I didn't know who it could be. I was very
+glad to find it was you. Do you think you will
+be able to find my uncle for me?"
+
+"Well, we are going to try very hard," said
+the Doctor. "Now what was your uncle like to
+look at?"
+
+"He had red hair," the boy answered--"very
+red hair, and the picture of an anchor tattooed
+on his arm. He was a strong man, a kind uncle
+and the best sailor in the South Atlantic. His
+fishing-boat was called The Saucy Sally--a
+cutter-rigged sloop."
+
+"What's `cutterigsloop'?" whispered Gub-
+Gub, turning to Jip.
+
+"Sh!--That's the kind of a ship the man had,"
+said Jip. "Keep still, can't you?"
+
+"Oh," said the pig, "is that all? I thought
+it was something to drink."
+
+So the Doctor left the boy to play with the
+animals in the dining-room, and went upstairs
+to look for passing porpoises.
+
+And soon a whole school came dancing and
+jumping through the water, on their way to
+Brazil.
+
+When they saw the Doctor leaning on the
+rail of his ship, they came over to see how he
+was getting on.
+
+And the Doctor asked them if they had seen
+anything of a man with red hair and an anchor
+tattooed on his arm.
+
+"Do you mean the master of The Saucy Sally?"
+asked the porpoises.
+
+"Yes," said the Doctor. "That's the man.
+Has he been drowned?"
+
+"His fishing-sloop was sunk," said the
+porpoises--"for we saw it lying on the bottom of
+the sea. But there was nobody inside it, because
+we went and looked."
+
+"His little nephew is on the ship with me
+here," said the Doctor. "And he is terribly
+afraid that the pirates threw his uncle into the
+sea. Would you be so good as to find out for
+me, for sure, whether he has been drowned or
+not?"
+
+"Oh, he isn't drowned," said the porpoises.
+"If he were, we would be sure to have heard of
+it from the deep-sea Decapods. We hear all
+the salt-water news. The shell-fish call us `The
+Ocean Gossips.' No--tell the little boy we are
+sorry we do not know where his uncle is; but
+we are quite certain he hasn't been drowned in
+the sea."
+
+So the Doctor ran downstairs with the news
+and told the nephew, who clapped his hands
+with happiness. And the pushmi-pullyu took the
+little boy on his back and gave him a ride round
+the dining-room table; while all the other animals
+followed behind, beating the dish-covers
+with spoons, pretending it was a parade.
+
+
+
+THE EIGHTEENTH CHAPTER
+
+SMELLS
+
+YOUR uncle must now be FOUND," said the Doctor--"that is the
+next thing--now that we know he wasn't thrown into the sea."
+
+Then Dab-Dab came up to him again and whispered,
+
+"Ask the eagles to look for the man. No living
+creature can see better than an eagle. When they
+are miles high in the air they can count the ants
+crawling on the ground. Ask the eagles."
+
+So the Doctor sent one of the swallows off
+to get some eagles.
+
+And in about an hour the little bird came
+back with six different kinds of eagles: a Black
+Eagle, a Bald Eagle, a Fish Eagle, a Golden
+Eagle, an Eagle-Vulture, and a White-tailed
+Sea Eagle. Twice as high as the boy they were,
+each one of them. And they stood on the rail
+of the ship, like round-shouldered soldiers all
+in a row, stern and still and stiff; while their
+great, gleaming, black eyes shot darting glances
+here and there and everywhere.
+
+Gub-Gub was scared of them and got
+behind a barrel. He said he felt as though those
+terrible eyes were looking right inside of him
+to see what he had stolen for lunch.
+
+And the Doctor said to the eagles,
+
+"A man has been lost--a fisherman with red
+hair and an anchor marked on his arm. Would
+you be so kind as to see if you can find him for
+us? This boy is the man's nephew."
+
+Eagles do not talk very much. And all they
+answered in their husky voices was,
+
+"You may be sure that we will do our best
+--for John Dolittle."
+
+Then they flew off--and Gub-Gub came out
+from behind his barrel to see them go. Up and
+up and up they went--higher and higher and
+higher still. Then, when the Doctor could only
+just see them, they parted company and started
+going off all different ways--North, East,
+South and West, looking like tiny grains of
+black sand creeping across the wide, blue sky.
+
+"My gracious!" said Gub-Gub in a hushed
+voice. "What a height! I wonder they don't
+scorch their feathers--so near the sun!"
+
+They were gone a long time. And when
+they came back it was almost night.
+
+And the eagles said to the Doctor,
+
+"We have searched all the seas and all the
+countries and all the islands and all the cities
+and all the villages in this half of the world.
+But we have failed. In the main street of
+Gibraltar we saw three red hairs lying on a wheel-
+barrow before a baker's door. But they were
+not the hairs of a man--they were the hairs out
+of a fur-coat. Nowhere, on land or water, could
+we see any sign of this boy's uncle. And if WE
+could not see him, then he is not to be seen....
+For John Dolittle--we have done our best."
+
+Then the six great birds flapped their big
+wings and flew back to their homes in the
+mountains and the rocks.
+
+"Well," said Dab-Dab, after they had gone,
+"what are we going to do now? The boy's
+uncle MUST be found--there's no two ways about
+that. The lad isn't old enough to be knocking
+around the world by himself. Boys aren't like
+ducklings--they have to be taken care of till
+they're quite old.... I wish Chee-Chee were
+here. He would soon find the man. Good old
+Chee-Chee! I wonder how he's getting on!"
+
+"If we only had Polynesia with us," said the
+white mouse. "SHE would soon think of some
+way. Do you remember how she got us all
+out of prison--the second time? My, but she
+was a clever one!"
+
+"I don't think so much of those eagle-
+fellows,"said Jip. "They're just conceited. They
+may have very good eyesight and all that; but
+when you ask them to find a man for you, they
+can't do it--and they have the cheek to come
+back and say that nobody else could do it.
+They're just conceited--like that collie in
+Puddleby. And I don't think a whole lot of those
+gossipy old porpoises either. All they could tell
+us was that the man isn't in the sea. We don't
+want to know where he ISN'T--we want to know
+where he IS."
+
+"Oh, don't talk so much," said Gub-Gub.
+"It's easy to talk; but it isn't so easy to find a
+man when you have got the whole world to hunt
+him in. Maybe the fisherman's hair has turned
+white, worrying about the boy; and that was
+why the eagles didn't find him. You don't
+know everything. You're just talking. You
+are not doing anything to help. You couldn't
+find the boy's uncle any more than the eagles
+could--you couldn't do as well."
+
+"Couldn't I?" said the dog. "That's all you
+know, you stupid piece of warm bacon! I haven't
+begun to try yet, have I? You wait and see!"
+
+Then Jip went to the Doctor and said,
+
+"Ask the boy if he has anything in his pockets
+that belonged to his uncle, will you, please?"
+
+So the Doctor asked him. And the boy
+showed them a gold ring which he wore on a
+piece of string around his neck because it was
+too big for his finger. He said his uncle gave
+it to him when they saw the pirates coming.
+
+Jip smelt the ring and said,
+
+"That's no good. Ask him if he has
+anything else that belonged to his uncle."
+
+Then the boy took from his pocket a great,
+big red handkerchief and said, "This was my
+uncle's too."
+
+As soon as the boy pulled it out, Jip shouted,
+
+"SNUFF, by Jingo!--Black Rappee snuff.
+Don't you smell it? His uncle took snuff--
+Ask him, Doctor."
+
+The Doctor questioned the boy again;
+and he said, "Yes. My uncle took a lot of
+snuff."
+
+"Fine!" said Jip. "The man's as good as
+found. 'Twill be as easy as stealing milk from
+a kitten. Tell the boy I'll find his uncle for
+him in less than a week. Let us go upstairs
+and see which way the wind is blowing."
+
+"But it is dark now," said the Doctor. "You
+can't find him in the dark!"
+
+"I don't need any light to look for a man who
+smells of Black Rappee snuff," said Jip as he
+climbed the stairs. "If the man had a hard
+smell, like string, now--or hot water, it would
+be different. But SNUFF!--Tut, tut!"
+
+"Does hot water have a smell?" asked the Doctor.
+
+"Certainly it has," said Jip. "Hot water
+smells quite different from cold water. It is
+warm water--or ice--that has the really difficult
+smell. Why, I once followed a man for
+ten miles on a dark night by the smell of the
+hot water he had used to shave with--for the
+poor fellow had no soap.... Now then, let
+us see which way the wind is blowing. Wind is
+very important in long-distance smelling. It
+mustn't be too fierce a wind--and of course it
+must blow the right way. A nice, steady, damp
+breeze is the best of all.... Ha!--This wind
+is from the North."
+
+Then Jip went up to the front of the ship
+and smelt the wind; and he started muttering
+to himself,
+
+"Tar; Spanish onions; kerosene oil; wet
+raincoats; crushed laurel-leaves; rubber burning;
+lace-curtains being washed--No, my mistake,
+lace-curtains hanging out to dry; and foxes--
+hundreds of 'em--cubs; and--"
+
+"Can you really smell all those different
+things in this one wind?" asked the Doctor.
+
+"Why, of course!" said Jip. "And those are
+only a few of the easy smells--the strong ones.
+Any mongrel could smell those with a cold in
+the head. Wait now, and I'll tell you some of
+the harder scents that are coming on this wind
+--a few of the dainty ones."
+
+Then the dog shut his eyes tight, poked his
+nose straight up in the air and sniffed hard with
+his mouth half-open.
+
+For a long time he said nothing. He kept as
+still as a stone. He hardly seemed to be breathing
+at all. When at last he began to speak, it
+sounded almost as though he were singing, sadly,
+in a dream.
+
+"Bricks," he whispered, very low--"old
+yellow bricks, crumbling with age in a garden-
+wall; the sweet breath of young cows standing
+in a mountain-stream; the lead roof of a dove-
+cote--or perhaps a granary--with the mid-day
+sun on it; black kid gloves lying in a bureau-
+drawer of walnut-wood; a dusty road with a
+horses' drinking-trough beneath the sycamores;
+little mushrooms bursting through the rotting
+leaves; and--and--and--"
+
+"Any parsnips?" asked Gub-Gub.
+
+"No," said Jip. "You always think of things
+to eat. No parsnips whatever. And no snuff--
+plenty of pipes and cigarettes, and a few cigars.
+But no snuff. We must wait till the wind
+changes to the South."
+
+"Yes, it's a poor wind, that," said Gub-Gub.
+"I think you're a fake, Jip. Who ever heard of
+finding a man in the middle of the ocean just by
+smell! I told you you couldn't do it."
+
+"Look here," said Jip, getting really angry.
+"You're going to get a bite on the nose in a min-
+ute! You needn't think that just because the
+Doctor won't let us give you what you deserve,
+that you can be as cheeky as you like!"
+
+"Stop quarreling!" said the Doctor--"Stop
+it! Life's too short. Tell me, Jip, where do
+you think those smells are coming from?"
+
+"From Devon and Wales--most of them,"
+said Jip--"The wind is coming that way."
+
+"Well, well!" said the Doctor. "You know
+that's really quite remarkable--quite. I must
+make a note of that for my new book. I wonder
+if you could train me to smell as well as that....
+But no--perhaps I'm better off the way I am.
+`Enough is as good as a feast,' they say.
+Let's go down to supper. I'm quite hungry."
+
+"So am I," said Gub-Gub.
+
+
+
+THE NINETEENTH CHAPTER
+
+THE ROCK
+
+UP they got, early next morning, out of the silken beds;
+and they saw that the sun was shining brightly and that
+the wind was blowing from the South.
+
+Jip smelt the South wind for half an hour. Then he came
+to the Doctor, shaking his head.
+
+"I smell no snuff as yet," he said. "We must wait
+till the wind changes to the East."
+
+But even when the East wind came, at three o'clock
+that afternoon, the dog could not catch the smell of snuff.
+
+The little boy was terribly disappointed and
+began to cry again, saying that no one seemed
+to be able to find his uncle for him. But all Jip
+said to the Doctor was,
+
+"Tell him that when the wind changes to
+the West, I'll find his uncle even though he be
+in China--so long as he is still taking Black
+Rappee snuff."
+
+Three days they had to wait before the West
+wind came. This was on a Friday morning,
+early--just as it was getting light. A fine rainy
+mist lay on the sea like a thin fog. And the
+wind was soft and warm and wet.
+
+As soon as Jip awoke he ran upstairs and
+poked his nose in the air. Then he got most
+frightfully excited and rushed down again to
+wake the Doctor up.
+
+"Doctor!" he cried. "I've got it! Doctor!
+Doctor! Wake up! Listen! I've got it!
+The wind's from the West and it smells of nothing
+but snuff. Come upstairs and start the ship--quick!"
+
+So the Doctor tumbled out of bed and went
+to the rudder to steer the ship.
+
+"Now I'll go up to the front," said Jip; "and
+you watch my nose--whichever way I point it,
+you turn the ship the same way. The man cannot
+be far off--with the smell as strong as
+this. And the wind's all lovely and wet. Now
+watch me!"
+
+So all that morning Jip stood in the front
+part of the ship, sniffing the wind and pointing
+the way for the Doctor to steer; while all the
+animals and the little boy stood round with their
+eyes wide open, watching the dog in wonder.
+
+About lunch-time Jip asked Dab-Dab to tell
+the Doctor that he was getting worried and
+wanted to speak to him. So Dab-Dab went and
+fetched the Doctor from the other end of the
+ship and Jip said to him,
+
+"The boy's uncle is starving. We must make
+the ship go as fast as we can."
+
+"How do you know he is starving?" asked the Doctor.
+
+"Because there is no other smell in the West
+wind but snuff," said Jip. "If the man were
+cooking or eating food of any kind, I would
+be bound to smell it too. But he hasn't even
+fresh water to drink. All he is taking is snuff
+--in large pinches. We are getting nearer to
+him all the time, because the smell grows
+stronger every minute. But make the ship go
+as fast as you can, for I am certain that the
+man is starving."
+
+"All right," said the Doctor; and he sent
+Dab-Dab to ask the swallows to pull the ship,
+the same as they had done when the pirates were
+chasing them.
+
+So the stout little birds came down and once
+more harnessed themselves to the ship.
+
+And now the boat went bounding through the
+waves at a terrible speed. It went so fast that
+the fishes in the sea had to jump for their lives
+to get out of the way and not be run over.
+
+And all the animals got tremendously excited;
+and they gave up looking at Jip and turned to
+watch the sea in front, to spy out any land or
+islands where the starving man might be.
+
+But hour after hour went by and still the ship
+went rushing on, over the same flat, flat sea; and
+no land anywhere came in sight.
+
+And now the animals gave up chattering and
+sat around silent, anxious and miserable. The
+little boy again grew sad. And on Jip's face
+there was a worried look.
+
+At last, late in the afternoon, just as the sun
+was going down, the owl, Too-Too, who
+was perched on the tip of the mast, suddenly
+startled them all by crying out at the top of his
+voice,
+
+"Jip! Jip! I see a great, great rock in front
+of us--look--way out there where the sky and
+the water meet. See the sun shine on it--like
+gold! Is the smell coming from there?"
+
+And Jip called back,
+
+"Yes. That's it. That is where the man is.
+--At last, at last!"
+
+And when they got nearer they could see that
+the rock was very large--as large as a big field.
+No trees grew on it, no grass--nothing. The
+great rock was as smooth and as bare as the back
+of a tortoise.
+
+Then the Doctor sailed the ship right round
+the rock. But nowhere on it could a man be
+seen. All the animals screwed up their eyes
+and looked as hard as they could; and John
+Dolittle got a telescope from downstairs.
+
+But not one living thing could they spy--
+not even a gull, nor a star-fish, nor a shred of
+sea-weed.
+
+They all stood still and listened, straining
+their ears for any sound. But the only noise
+they heard was the gentle lapping of the little
+waves against the sides of their ship.
+
+Then they all started calling, "Hulloa, there!
+--HULLOA!" till their voices were hoarse.
+But only the echo came back from the rock.
+
+And the little boy burst into tears and said,
+
+"I am afraid I shall never see my uncle any
+more! What shall I tell them when I get home!"
+
+But Jip called to the Doctor,
+
+"He must be there--he must--HE MUST!
+The smell goes on no further. He must be
+there, I tell you! Sail the ship close to the rock
+and let me jump out on it."
+
+So the Doctor brought the ship as close as
+he could and let down the anchor. Then he
+and Jip got out of the ship on to the rock.
+
+Jip at once put his nose down close to the
+ground and began to run all over the place. Up
+and down he went, back and forth--zig-zagging,
+twisting, doubling and turning. And
+everywhere he went, the Doctor ran behind him,
+close at his heels--till he was terribly out of
+breath.
+
+At last Jip let out a great bark and sat down.
+And when the Doctor came running up to him,
+he found the dog staring into a big, deep hole in
+the middle of the rock.
+
+"The boy's uncle is down there," said Jip
+quietly. "No wonder those silly eagles couldn't
+see him!--It takes a dog to find a man."
+
+So the Doctor got down into the hole, which
+seemed to be a kind of cave, or tunnel, running
+a long way under the ground. Then he struck
+a match and started to make his way along the
+dark passage with Jip following behind.
+
+The Doctor's match soon went out; and he
+had to strike another and another and another.
+
+At last the passage came to an end; and the
+Doctor found himself in a kind of tiny room
+with walls of rock.
+
+And there, in the middle of the room, his
+head resting on his arms, lay a man with very
+red hair--fast asleep!
+
+Jip went up and sniffed at something lying
+on the ground beside him. The Doctor stooped
+and picked it up. It was an enormous snuff-
+box. And it was full of Black Rappee!
+
+
+
+
+THE TWENTIETH CHAPTER
+
+THE FISHERMAN'S TOWN
+
+GENTLY then--very gently, the Doctor woke the man up.
+
+But just at that moment the match went out again.
+And the man thought it was Ben Ali coming back,
+and he began to punch the Doctor in the dark.
+
+But when John Dolittle told him who it was,
+and that he had his little nephew safe on his
+ship, the man was tremendously glad, and said
+he was sorry he had fought the Doctor. He
+had not hurt him much though--because it was
+too dark to punch properly. Then he gave the
+Doctor a pinch of snuff.
+
+And the man told how the Barbary Dragon
+had put him on to this rock and left him there,
+when he wouldn't promise to become a pirate;
+and how he used to sleep down in this hole
+because there was no house on the rock to keep
+him warm.
+
+And then he said,
+
+"For four days I have had nothing to eat or
+drink. I have lived on snuff."
+
+"There you are!" said Jip. "What did I tell you?"
+
+So they struck some more matches and made
+their way out through the passage into the daylight;
+and the Doctor hurried the man down to
+the boat to get some soup.
+
+When the animals and the little boy saw the
+Doctor and Jip coming back to the ship with
+a red-headed man, they began to cheer and yell
+and dance about the boat. And the swallows
+up above started whistling at the top of their
+voices--thousands and millions of them--to
+show that they too were glad that the boy's brave
+uncle had been found. The noise they made
+was so great that sailors far out at sea thought
+that a terrible storm was coming. "Hark to
+that gale howling in the East!" they said.
+
+And Jip was awfully proud of himself--
+though he tried hard not to look conceited.
+When Dab-Dab came to him and said, "Jip, I
+had no idea you were so clever!" he just tossed
+his head and answered,
+
+"Oh, that's nothing special. But it takes a
+dog to find a man, you know. Birds are no good
+for a game like that."
+
+Then the Doctor asked the red-haired fisherman
+where his home was. And when he had
+told him, the Doctor asked the swallows to guide
+the ship there first.
+
+And when they had come to the land which
+the man had spoken of, they saw a little fishing-
+town at the foot of a rocky mountain; and the
+man pointed out the house where he lived.
+
+And while they were letting down the anchor,
+the little boy's mother (who was also the man's
+sister) came running down to the shore to meet
+them, laughing and crying at the same time.
+She had been sitting on a hill for twenty days,
+watching the sea and waiting for them to
+return.
+
+And she kissed the Doctor many times, so that
+he giggled and blushed like a school-girl. And
+she tried to kiss Jip too; but he ran away and
+hid inside the ship.
+
+"It's a silly business, this kissing," he said.
+"I don't hold by it. Let her go and kiss Gub-
+Gub--if she MUST kiss something."
+
+The fisherman and his sister didn't want the
+Doctor to go away again in a hurry. They
+begged him to spend a few days with them. So
+John Dolittle and his animals had to stay at
+their house a whole Saturday and Sunday and
+half of Monday.
+
+And all the little boys of the fishing-village
+went down to the beach and pointed at the great
+ship anchored there, and said to one another in
+whispers,
+
+"Look! That was a pirate-ship--Ben Ali's
+--the most terrible pirate that ever sailed the
+Seven Seas! That old gentleman with the high
+hat, who's staying up at Mrs. Trevelyan's, HE
+took the ship away from The Barbary Dragon
+--and made him into a farmer. Who'd have
+thought it of him--him so gentle--like and all!
+... Look at the great red sails! Ain't she the
+wicked-looking ship--and fast?--My!"
+
+All those two days and a half that the Doctor
+stayed at the little fishing-town the people kept
+asking him out to teas and luncheons and dinners
+and parties; all the ladies sent him boxes
+of flowers and candies; and the village-band
+played tunes under his window every night.
+
+At last the Doctor said,
+
+"Good people, I must go home now. You
+have really been most kind. I shall always
+remember it. But I must go home--for I have
+things to do."
+
+Then, just as the Doctor was about to leave,
+the Mayor of the town came down the street
+and a lot of other people in grand clothes with
+him. And the Mayor stopped before the house
+where the Doctor was living; and everybody in
+the village gathered round to see what was going
+to happen.
+
+After six page-boys had blown on shining
+trumpets to make the people stop talking, the
+Doctor came out on to the steps and the Mayor
+spoke.
+
+"Doctor John Dolittle," said he: "It is a
+great pleasure for me to present to the man who
+rid the seas of the Dragon of Barbary this little
+token from the grateful people of our worthy
+Town."
+
+And the Mayor took from his pocket a little
+tissue-paper packet, and opening it, he handed
+to the Doctor a perfectly beautiful watch with
+real diamonds in the back.
+
+Then the Mayor pulled out of his pocket a
+still larger parcel and said,
+
+"Where is the dog?"
+
+Then everybody started to hunt for Jip. And
+at last Dab-Dab found him on the other side
+of the village in a stable-yard, where all the
+dogs of the country-side were standing round
+him speechless with admiration and respect.
+
+When Jip was brought to the Doctor's side,
+the Mayor opened the larger parcel; and inside
+was a dog-collar made of solid gold! And a
+great murmur of wonder went up from the village-
+folk as the Mayor bent down and fastened
+it round the dog's neck with his own hands.
+
+For written on the collar in big letters were
+these words: "JIP-THE CLEVEREST DOG IN THE WORLD."
+
+Then the whole crowd moved down to the
+beach to see them off. And after the red-haired
+fisherman and his sister and the little boy had
+thanked the Doctor and his dog over and over
+and over again, the great, swift ship with the
+red sails was turned once more towards Puddleby
+and they sailed out to sea, while the village-
+band played music on the shore.
+
+
+
+THE LAST CHAPTER
+
+HOME AGAIN
+
+MARCH winds had come and gone; April's showers were
+over; May's buds had opened into flower; and the June sun
+was shining on the pleasant fields, when John Dolittle at
+last got back to his own country.
+
+But he did not yet go home to Puddleby.
+First he went traveling through the land with
+the pushmi-pullyu in a gipsy-wagon, stopping at
+all the country-fairs. And there, with the acrobats
+on one side of them and the Punch-and-
+Judy show on the other, they would hang out
+a big sign which read, "COME AND SEE THE
+MARVELOUS TWO-HEADED ANIMAL FROM THE
+JUNGLES OF AFRICA. Admission SIXPENCE."
+
+And the pushmi-pullyu would stay inside the
+wagon, while the other animals would lie about
+underneath. The Doctor sat in a chair in front
+taking the sixpences and smiling on the people
+as they went in; and Dab-Dab was kept busy
+all the time scolding him because he would
+let the children in for nothing when she wasn't
+looking.
+
+And menagerie-keepers and circus-men came
+and asked the Doctor to sell them the strange
+creature, saying they would pay a tremendous
+lot of money for him. But the Doctor always
+shook his head and said.
+
+"No. The pushmi-pullyu shall never be shut
+up in a cage. He shall be free always to come
+and go, like you and me."
+
+Many curious sights and happenings they saw
+in this wandering life; but they all seemed quite
+ordinary after the great things they had seen
+and done in foreign lands. It was very interesting
+at first, being sort of part of a circus;
+but after a few weeks they all got dreadfully
+tired of it and the Doctor and all of them were
+longing to go home.
+
+But so many people came flocking to the
+little wagon and paid the sixpence to go inside and
+see the pushmi-pullyu that very soon the Doctor
+was able to give up being a showman.
+
+And one fine day, when the hollyhocks were
+in full bloom, he came back to Puddleby a rich
+man, to live in the little house with the big
+garden.
+
+And the old lame horse in the stable was glad
+to see him; and so were the swallows who had
+already built their nests under the eaves of his
+roof and had young ones. And Dab-Dab was
+glad, too, to get back to the house she knew so
+well--although there was a terrible lot of dusting
+to be done, with cobwebs everywhere.
+
+And after Jip had gone and shown his golden
+collar to the conceited collie next-door, he came
+back and began running round the garden like
+a crazy thing, looking for the bones he had
+buried long ago, and chasing the rats out of the
+tool-shed; while Gub-Gub dug up the horseradish
+which had grown three feet high in the
+corner by the garden-wall.
+
+And the Doctor went and saw the sailor who
+had lent him the boat, and he bought two new
+ships for him and a rubber-doll for his baby;
+and he paid the grocer for the food he had lent
+him for the journey to Africa. And he bought
+another piano and put the white mice back in
+it--because they said the bureau-drawer was
+drafty.
+
+Even when the Doctor had filled the old
+money-box on the dresser-shelf, he still had a
+lot of money left; and he had to get three more
+money-boxes, just as big, to put the rest in.
+
+"Money," he said, "is a terrible nuisance.
+But it's nice not to have to worry."
+
+"Yes," said Dab-Dab, who was toasting
+muffins for his tea, "it is indeed!"
+
+And when the Winter came again, and the
+snow flew against the kitchen-window, the Doctor
+and his animals would sit round the big,
+warm fire after supper; and he would read aloud
+to them out of his books.
+
+But far away in Africa, where the monkeys
+chattered in the palm-trees before they went to
+bed under the big yellow moon, they would say
+to one another,
+
+"I wonder what The Good Man's doing now
+--over there, in the Land of the White Men!
+Do you think he ever will come back?"
+
+And Polynesia would squeak out from the vines,
+
+"I think he will--I guess he will--I hope he will!"
+
+And then the crocodile would grunt up at
+them from the black mud of the river,
+
+"I'm SURE he will--Go to sleep!"
+
+
+
+
+End of The Project Gutenberg Etext of Doctor Dolittle
+