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+The Project Gutenberg eBook, The Gypsy's Parson, by George Hall,
+Illustrated by Fred Shaw
+
+
+This eBook is for the use of anyone anywhere at no cost and with
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+Title: The Gypsy's Parson
+ his experiences and adventures
+
+
+Author: George Hall
+
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+
+Release Date: June 17, 2014 [eBook #46015]
+
+Language: English
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+***START OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK THE GYPSY'S PARSON***
+
+
+Transcribed from the J. B. Lippincott edition by David Price, email
+ccx074@pglaf.org
+
+ [Picture: The Rev. George Hall. Photo: Brigham]
+
+
+
+
+
+ THE
+ GYPSY’S PARSON
+
+
+ HIS EXPERIENCES AND ADVENTURES
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ BY
+
+ THE REV. GEORGE HALL
+
+ RECTOR OF RUCKLAND, LINCOLNSHIRE
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ _ILLUSTRATED_
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ PHILADELPHIA
+ J. B. LIPPINCOTT COMPANY
+
+ LONDON: SAMPSON LOW, MARSTON & CO. LTD.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ TO
+ MY WIFE
+ MY COMPANION
+ ON MANY A GYPSY-JAUNT
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ “_They cast the glamour o’er him_.”
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ “YOU must forgive us. We are barbarians. . . . We are ruffians of
+ the sun . . . and we must be forgiven everything.”
+
+ “It is easy to forgive in the sun,” Domini said.
+
+ “Madame, it is impossible to be anything but lenient in the sun.
+ That is my experience. . . . But, as I was saying, the sun teaches
+ one a lesson of charity. When I first came to live in Africa in the
+ midst of the sand-rascals—eh, Madame, I suppose as a priest I ought
+ to have been shocked by their goings-on. And, indeed I tried to be,
+ I conscientiously did my best, but it was no good. I couldn’t be
+ shocked. The sunshine drove it all out of me. I could only say, ‘It
+ is not for me to question le bon Dieu, and le bon Dieu has created
+ these people and set them here in the sand to behave as they do.
+ What is my business? I can’t convert them. I can’t change their
+ morals—I must just be a friend to them, cheer them up in their
+ sorrows, give them a bit if they’re starving, doctor them a
+ little—I’m a first-rate hand at making an Arab take a pill or a
+ powder—when they are ill, and I make them at home with the white
+ marabout.’ That’s what the sun has taught me, and every sand-rascal
+ and sand-rascal’s child in Amara is a friend of mine.”
+
+ “You are fond of the Arabs, then?” she said.
+
+ “Of course I am, Madame. I can speak their language, and I’m as much
+ at home in their tents, and more, than I ever should be at the
+ Vatican—with all respect to the Holy Father.”
+
+(Conversation between Domini and Father Beret in _The Garden of Allah_,
+quoted here by the kind permission of Mr. Robert Hichens.)
+
+
+
+
+PREFACE
+
+
+NOT a few writers have essayed to study the Gypsies in dusty libraries.
+I have companioned with them on fell and common, racecourse and
+fairground, on the turfy wayside and in the city’s heart. In my book,
+which is a record of actual experiences, I have tried to present the
+Gypsies just as I have found them, without minimising their faults or
+magnifying their virtues. Most of the Gypsies mentioned in the following
+pages have now passed away, and of those who remain, many have, for
+obvious reasons, been renamed.
+
+For the majority of the pictures adorning my book, I owe a profound debt
+of gratitude to my friend, Mr. Fred Shaw; also, for their kind permission
+to include several pictures in my “Romany Gallery,” my cordial thanks are
+due to Mrs. Johnson, of Yatton, Rev. H. H. Malleson, Mr. William
+Ferguson, Mr. T. J. Lewis, Mr. H. Stimpson, and Mr. F. Wilkinson.
+
+The phonetics contained in this work are based upon a system invented by
+my friend, Mr. R. A. Scott Macfie, of the Gypsy Lore Society, whose
+innumerable kindnesses I most gratefully acknowledge.
+
+ G. H.
+
+RUCKLAND RECTORY,
+ NEAR LOUTH,
+ LINCOLNSHIRE.
+
+
+
+
+CONTENTS
+
+ CHAP. PAGE
+ I. GYPSY COURT—MY INITIATION INTO GYPSYDOM 1
+ II. CHARACTERS OF THE COURT—READING BORROW 16
+ III. NORTH-COUNTRY GYPSIES 32
+ IV. MY POACHING PUSSY—A ROMANY BENISON—MY FIRST TASTE 41
+ OF HEDGEHOG
+ V. A GYPSY BAPTISM—ROMANY NAMES 52
+ VI. I MAKE A NEW ACQUAINTANCE 57
+ VII. THE BLACKPOOL GYPSYRY 71
+ VIII. A TRENTSIDE FAIR 89
+ IX. TAKEN FOR TRAMPS—AN EAST ANGLIAN FAMILY 99
+ X. PETERBOROUGH FAIR 118
+ XI. A FORGOTTEN HIGHWAY—“ON THE ROAD” WITH 134
+ JONATHAN—THE PATRIN—THE GHOST OF THE HAYSTACK
+ XII. THE GYPSY OF THE TOWN 152
+ XIII. WITH THE YORKSHIRE GYPSIES 172
+ XIV. A NIGHT WITH THE GYPSIES—THE SWEEP OF LYNN—LONDON 186
+ GYPSIES—ON EPSOM DOWNS
+ XV. TINKERS AND GRINDERS 205
+ XVI. THE INN ON THE RIDGEWAY—TALES BY THE FIRESIDE 213
+ XVII. HORNCASTLE FAIR 229
+ XVIII. A GYPSY SEPULCHRE—BURIAL LORE—THE PASSING OF 238
+ JONATHAN
+ XIX. _BITSHADO PAWDEL_ (TRANSPORTED) 247
+ XX. A ROMANY MUNCHAUSEN 256
+ XXI. THE GYPSY OF THE HILLS—IN THE HEART OF WALES—A 262
+ WESTMORLAND HORSE FAIR
+ XXII. FURZEMOOR 278
+ GLOSSARY OF ROMANY WORDS 291
+ GYPSY FORE OR CHRISTIAN NAMES 299
+ INDEX 303
+
+LIST OF ILLUSTRATIONS
+
+THE GYPSY’S PARSON _Frontispiece_
+ FACING PAGE
+A ROMANY LASS 6
+THE CAMP IN THE LANE 20
+A DAUGHTER OF “JASPER PETULENGRO” 28
+ON THE MOORLAND 36
+A NORTH-COUNTRY GYPSY GIRL 36
+ROUND THE CAMP-FIRE 48
+A CHILD OF THE CARAVAN 48
+A REST BY THE WAY 62
+A WAYSIDE IDYL 68
+CHILDREN OF THE OPEN AIR 68
+ON THE LOOK-OUT 72
+THE GYPSY’S PARSON WITH HIS FRIENDS 86
+FRIENDS AT THE FAIR 86
+A MAID OF THE TENTS 112
+ON THE EVE OF THE FAIR 118
+MIDLAND GYPSIES 128
+SOUTH-COUNTRY GYPSIES 128
+NETTING RABBITS 139
+’NEATH THE HEDGEROW 139
+THE GYPSY’S PARSON ON THE ROAD 142
+GYPSIES AT HOME 146
+COMRADES 146
+“A MOTHER IN EGYPT” 160
+HOUSE-DWELLING GYPSIES 172
+A GYPSY LAD 184
+ON THE RACECOURSE 202
+A TINKER OF THE OLDEN TIMES 208
+A WELSH GYPSY TINKER 208
+A ROMANY FIDDLER 222
+HORNCASTLE HORSE FAIR 230
+READY FOR THE FAIR 232
+YARD OF THE “GEORGE” INN, HORNCASTLE 232
+A LONDON GYPSY 246
+“BLACK AS A BOZ’LL” 258
+OLI PURUM 264
+A GYPSY HARPIST 264
+A HAPPY PAIR 268
+A CHAT BY THE GATE 268
+’NEATH CAUTLEY CRAG 272
+A BOTTOMLESS POOL 272
+A WANDERING MINSTREL 274
+BROUGH HILL HORSE FAIR 276
+GYPSY CHILDREN 280
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER I
+GYPSY COURT—MY INITIATION INTO GYPSYDOM
+
+
+A TANGLE of sequestered streets lying around a triple-towered cathedral;
+red roofs and gables massed under the ramparts of an ancient castle; a
+grey Roman arch lit up every spring-time by the wallflower’s mimic gold;
+an old-world Bailgate over whose tavern yards drifted the sleepy music of
+the minster chimes; a crooked by-lane leading down to a wide common loved
+by the winds of heaven—these were the surroundings of my childhood’s home
+in that hilltop portion of Lincoln which has never quite thrown off its
+medieval drowsiness.
+
+Not far from my father’s doorstep, as you looked towards the common, lay
+a narrow court lined with poor tenements, and terminating in a bare yard
+bounded by a squat wall. Every detail of this alley stands out in my
+memory with the sharpness of a photograph; the cramped perspective of the
+place as you entered it from our lane, the dreary-looking houses with
+their mud-floored living-rooms fronting upon the roadway, the paintless
+doors and windows, the blackened chimneys showing rakish against the sky,
+all combined to make a picture of dun-coloured misery. There were, it is
+true, a few redeeming features gilding the prevailing drabness of the
+scene. The entrance to the court had a southerly outlook upon green
+fields stretching up to the verge of the Castle Dyking, or, to revive its
+more gruesome name, “Hangman’s Ditch,” so called from the grim
+associations of a bygone day. From these fields a clean air blew through
+the court, rendering it a less unwholesome haunt for the strange folk who
+dwelt within its precincts; while not half a mile distant lay the breezy
+common, a glorious playground for the children of Upper Lincoln.
+
+Seeing that this court and its denizens were destined in the order of
+things to make a profound impression upon my childish imagination, I may
+as well develop the picture rising so vividly before my mind’s eye.
+
+It was somewhere in the fifties of the last century, a few years, that is
+to say, before my entrance into the world, that several families of
+dark-featured “travellers” had pitched upon the court for their Gypsyry,
+a proceeding at which our quiet lane at first shrugged its shoulders,
+then focussed an interested gaze upon the intruders and their ways, and
+finally lapsed into an indulgent toleration of them. Thus from day to
+day throughout my early years, there might have been seen emerging from
+the recesses of Gypsy Court swarthy men in twos and threes accompanied by
+the poacher’s useful lurcher; nut-brown girls with their black hair
+carelessly caught up in orange or crimson kerchiefs; wrinkled crones
+smoking short clays, as gaily they drove forth in their rickety
+donkey-carts; buxom mothers carrying babies slung, Indian fashion, across
+their shoulders, and bearing on their arms baskets replete with pegs,
+skewers, and small tin-ware of home manufacture. As for children, troops
+of the brown imps were generally in evidence, their eldritch shrieks
+rending the air between the portals of the little court and the gate
+opening upon the common.
+
+No observes could possibly miss the fighting scenes and the ringing
+shouts which made the court echo again. A passionate folk are the
+Gypsies, a provoking word being at any time sufficient to call forth a
+blow. Even as I write these words, visions of gory fists and faces
+obtrude themselves through the mists of past days.
+
+However, the Gypsies were never reported to be otherwise than polite
+towards the outsider who ventured into the alley. Diplomats rather than
+hooligans were they. “Let’s ’eave ’alf a brick at ’im,” is not the
+Gypsy’s way with a stranger who happens to stroll into the camp. At the
+same time I would not have it imagined that the inhabitants of the
+squalid court were of the best black Romany breed; far from it, they were
+mostly of diluted blood, else how came they to turn sedentary at all?
+For pure Gypsies (or _Romanitshelaw_, as they call themselves), the
+aristocrats of their race, abhor settled life, preferring to die on the
+road rather than wither inside four walls.
+
+On the occasion of a horse fair in the city, our lane would resound with
+the clanging of hoofs beyond the ordinary, and in front of the taverns
+there was much rattling of whipstocks on the insides of hard hats, in
+order to enliven some weedy “screw,” and so reward its owner for hours of
+patient “doctoring” in a corner well screened from prying eyes. Then
+when the autumnal rains set in, and the leaves began to flutter down in
+showers, there would come from afar the rumbling of Romany “homes on
+wheels,” driven townwards by the oncoming of winter. To me it was always
+a saddening sight to watch the travel-stained wanderers hying to their
+winter quarters through miry streets heavy with mist and gloom.
+_Staruben sî gav_ (town is a prison), an ancient vagabond was heard to
+remark on a like occasion.
+
+A spectacle far more inspiriting was the departure of a Gypsy cavalcade
+from the city on a gay spring morning. For into the dingy purlieus where
+the travellers had wintered more or less cheerlessly, stray sunbeams and
+soft airs had begun to penetrate. Tidings had reached them that away in
+the open something had stirred, or called, or breathed along the furzy
+lanes and among the tree boughs, and forthwith every Romany sojourner
+within the ash-strewn yards of the city became eager to resume the free,
+roving life of the roads. How often have I longed for the brush of an
+artist to depict the company of merry Gypsies—men, women, and bairns,
+horses, dogs, and donkeys, jingling pot-carts and living-wagons bedizened
+with new paint, starting from the top of our lane for the open country,
+just when the wind-rocked woods were burgeoning and every green
+hedge-bottom had a sprinkling of purple violets.
+
+Now until my eleventh year I had seen no more than the mere outside of
+Romany life, and I might never have had any Gypsy experiences to relate
+but for a trivial blood-spilling, which, as I look back upon it, may well
+be called my initiation into Gypsydom. Indeed, the small incident I am
+about to mention had for me a most important result, insomuch as it made
+me akin to Gypsies for the rest of my life.
+
+My earliest schools were dames’ academies—there were two of these
+old-time institutions in our lane. Approached by a dark passage, the
+second of these had for its lecture-hall a large brick-floored room,
+whose presiding spirit was a dwarfish lady of sixty-five or more, before
+whom we sat in rows at long desks. The school consisted of about a score
+of children who were awed into subjection by a threatening rod of supple
+ash, half as long again as the tapering stick around which the
+scarlet-runners in your kitchen garden love to entwine themselves. This
+dread implement of discipline, reared in a recess near our mistress’s
+desk, would oft descend upon the head of a chattering boy or girl, and to
+the tip of that rod my own pate was no stranger.
+
+ [Picture: A Romany Lass. Photo: Valentine & Sons]
+
+Among my acquaintances at this school was a Gypsy girl whose parents
+dwelt at the sunny end of the aforementioned court. A year or two my
+senior, Sibby Smith was a shapely lass, having soft hazel eyes and a
+wealth of dark hair crowning an olive-tinted face. Lissom as whalebone,
+she had a pretty way of capering along the lanes with hedgerow berries or
+leaves of autumn’s painting in her hair, and I, a silent, retiring boy,
+would watch her movements with admiring eyes. Fittingly upon that lithe
+form sat a garb of tawny-brown, with here a wisp of red and there a tag
+of yellow, mingled as on the wings of a butterfly. The girl had a
+harum-scarum brother, Snakey by name and slippery by nature, a little
+older than herself, with whom out of school hours she would be off and
+away searching the bushes for birds’ nests, or ransacking the thickets
+for nuts; and one day in school I remember how she pulled out
+inadvertently with her handkerchief a catapult—a Gypsy can bring down a
+pheasant with the like—and falling with a clatter at our teacher’s feet,
+the unholy weapon was straightway confiscated, whereat Sibby’s face grew
+darker by a shade, as with her pen-nib she savagely stabbed the desk on
+which our copybooks were outspread. A roamer in all the copses and lanes
+around our city, and enjoying the freedom of the camps which tarried for
+little or for long in the old brickyards fringing the common, this
+schoolmate of mine expressed the out-of-door spirit in her very gait, and
+as she pirouetted along the causeway, you caught from her flying figure
+the smell of wood smoke and the mossy odour of deep dingles.
+
+In all the world it is hard to find the elusive Gypsy’s compeer.
+Whimsical as the wind, and brimful of mischief as an elf of the wilds,
+Sibby was to me the embodiment of bewitching mystery. From a hillock by
+the hedge I have watched her seize a skittish pony by the mane and,
+leaping astride its back, gallop madly along a lane, to return a few
+moments later, breathless and dishevelled. This was her frolicsome mood.
+
+Never very far below the surface of the Gypsy nature lurks a feeling of
+disdain, waxing fierce at times towards everything and everybody outside
+the Romany world. To this mood the Gypsy life appears to be the only
+life worth living, and the Gypsy is the only real man in the world. All
+other ways and all alien folk are suspect. There were times therefore
+when Sibby’s eyes would pierce me through with arrows of detestation as
+though one had hailed from beneath the eaves of a constabulary. Yet the
+next day, every shred of this dark feeling would be flung to the winds,
+as under a scented may-bush the girl was romancing merrily or instructing
+me in the peculiar whistle giving warning of the approach of Velveteens
+or a policeman.
+
+Is there in the whole bag of humanity, I wonder, a nut harder to crack
+than the Gypsy?
+
+One afternoon in turning a corner sharply on my way home from school, it
+happened that I ran full tilt into Sibby Smith, and before I could say
+“Jack Robinson” I received such a blow on the mouth as sent me sprawling
+all my length on the road. There was, I suppose, something ludicrous in
+the sight of a prostrate boy with his legs in the air; so at least the
+girl seemed to think, for immediately she burst into laughter, and her
+merriment being ever of an infectious sort, I found myself laughing too,
+though inwardly I thought my punishment unmerited. A moment later,
+however, as I stood wiping the blood from my lips, the puzzle was
+explained. There in the dust lay a half-eaten, red-cheeked apple which
+the Gypsy had been munching when the shock of the collision sent it
+flying from her hand; hence the blow that descended upon me so swiftly.
+Nor after the lapse of nearly forty years have I forgotten the forceful
+stroke that laid me low on that autumn afternoon.
+
+On stormy days, when the loud-lunged gusts made a fanfaronade in the
+chimney-stacks at home, it was my delight as a boy to seek the brow of
+the grassy escarpment overlooking our common, and at that time I knew
+nothing more glorious than a tussle with the wind roaring over the
+hilltop. Leaping on the springy turf, hatless and bare-armed, fighting a
+make-believe giant of sonorous voice, what high glee of spirit was mine!
+
+In those days the escarpment boasted a row of windmills, old-fashioned
+structures, built partly of timber and partly of brick and stone, and
+loud was the whirring of sails thereabouts in a brisk wind. At the head
+of a cleft in the hillside, known as “Hobbler’s Hole,” was a mill which
+had fallen into desuetude, and its great sails, shattered by a tempest,
+lay in tangled heaps on the thistle-grown plot around the building. To
+the tall thistles, tufted with downy seed, came goldfinches, dainty
+little fellows, shy as fairies. Hitherward came also visitors of another
+kind, for, as might be expected, the unwritten invitation to such a
+harvest of firewood had duly spread to Gypsy Court. More than once in
+the twilight Sibby got me to help her in carrying off fragments of
+timber, and to a boy with _Tiger Tom the Pirate_ secreted in the lining
+of his jacket, these small adventures were not without a tang of the
+picaresque. As time went on, the door in the basement of the mill and
+most of the window-frames were dragged piecemeal from their places to
+boil Gypsy kettles, but there still remained the massive ladder giving
+access to the dusty chambers wherein nestled the strangest of shadows.
+Every youngster who came to play in Hobbler’s Hole knew quite well that
+the mill was haunted. Readily enough we climbed the worm-eaten ladder in
+broad daylight, and scampered about the resounding floors, or sat at the
+frameless windows pelting bits of plaster at the jackdaws flitting to and
+fro, but to think of invading the mouldering mill in the dusk hour when
+hollow and common were visioned away into shadowy night was another
+matter. Ah, then the mill took on an eeriness befitting a very
+borderland of goblindom.
+
+Picturing the crumbling ruin and the wrinkled declivity dipping below it
+towards the common, I recall how Snakey Smith said one day to me, “I
+likes to sit afore a fire on the ground. You don’t feel nothing like so
+lonesome as you keeps pushing sticks into the fire and watching ’em burn
+away.” The words aptly express a Gypsy’s joy in a fire for its own sake,
+regardless of utilitarian considerations. At the moment there may be no
+kettle waiting to be boiled, no black stockpot demanding to be slung on
+the crooked kettle-prop, yet, for the pure pleasure of the thing, a Gypsy
+will light a small pile of dead sticks, and, lounging near, will gaze
+wistfully at the spiral of thin, sweet smoke upcurling between the trees
+in the lane.
+
+Without a doubt, if “you’s been a bit onlucky,” or, if your sky is cloudy
+with sorrow, there is solace in a fire, as in a folk-tale and in the
+voice of a violin. Did not Provost M‘Cormick, lawyer and lover of
+Gypsies, find his Border Tinklers, amid their brown tents and shaggy
+“cuddies,” reciting traditional tales to banish gloom? “Whenever he saw
+me dull he wad say, ‘Come on, Mary, and I’ll tell ye a fairy tale,’ and
+wi’ his gestures, girns, and granes, he wadna be lang till he had us a’
+roarin’.”
+
+A Gypsy who resided in a derelict railway carriage on a Cheshire common,
+having lost a dear child, refused to be comforted and even declined to
+take food. To his old fiddle he confided his grief, his body swaying to
+and fro as he drew forth plaintive airs from the strings.
+
+Wandering one evening in cowslip-time below the decrepit windmill, I came
+to a stile in the hedge, and, passing into the lane, I found Sibby and
+Snakey heaping dead wood upon a fire on the margin of the common.
+
+“There!” exclaimed the Gypsy girl, “I know’d somebody was a-thinking of
+me, ’cos my boots kept coming unlaced.”
+
+“Well, well, you made me jump, _baw_ (mate), you did,” put in her
+brother. “How did you _jin_ we were _akai_?” (know we were here).
+
+“See,” said I, “what a pother you are making. I caught a whiff of your
+smoke right on top of the hill.”
+
+With that I dropped down beside the fire, and, yielding the soul to the
+witchery of red-gold flames dancing against the dark, it was easy enough
+to glide into the realm of Faerie. Sibby, who had been lying at full
+length before the fire, now gathered herself into a cross-legged posture,
+and, lapsing into meditation, sat twisting a black elf-lock round her
+forefinger. A touch of the “creepy” world seemed also to have fallen
+upon Snakey, for he lay in silence staring into the beyond as though he
+had sighted fairy faces peering between the brier sprays; or was it that
+the knotted tree-bole leaning from the hedge had begun to make grimaces?
+At last the boy awoke with a start. By his side lay a maiden ash-plant
+with numerous hearts and rings neatly cut on its green bark, and,
+whipping out a knife, he proceeded to add further touches to his _kosht_
+(stick). This led me to talk of my own achievement of that day in
+carving my initials on a beech tree not far from where we were sitting.
+Whereat Sibby remarked—
+
+“Why, it was only last week that me and mother went in our cart past
+Dalton Brook, and we pulled up to look at the old tree what has _dui
+vastaw_ (two hands) cut into it by Orferus Herren, and there they were
+right enough. It was his brother Evergreen who broke his neck by
+tumbling headlong into a stone-pit, wasn’t it, Snakey?”
+
+“For sure it was, _pen_ (sister), and our uncles Fennix and Euri were
+well-nigh killed the same way right up agen Scotland, as I’ve heard dad
+say times and agen.”
+
+“How was that?” I asked.
+
+Then followed Snakey’s story, which, as well as I remember, ran (in his
+own words) something like this—
+
+“One night my uncles Fennix and Euri was crossing a moor among the
+mountains, a long way up into the North Country. They’d been sitting all
+the day in a _kitshima_ (tavern) and at last they begins to think it were
+time to be marching to their stopping-place, some five miles away across
+the moor, a wery nasty country with deep pits and ponds in it. It was
+getting dark and the teeny stars were shining above the mountains. Well,
+my uncles made off with a deal of bustle at first along a beaten track,
+but after going a mile or two, down comes a fog—a clear thick ’un it
+was—and they soon got off the path and were lost. It looked like ’em
+having to _besh avrí_ (lie out) all night, as poor Jacob did. Only my
+uncles didn’t see no silver ladder with angels dancing up and down on it,
+and _mi dîri Duvel_ (God) sitting atop of it. But just as they were
+about dead beat after poddling up and down for I can’t tell you how long,
+they walked as nigh as nothing over the edge of a deep pit. It were a
+narrow shave, for they only managed to save theirselves by clutching at
+the bushes atop of the pit. Then what do you think, _baw_? They just
+turned round, and there afore ’em stood a terrible crittur rearing itself
+up and groaning loud. Their hearts was in their mouths. They thought
+their time had come.
+
+“‘If that ain’t a _mulo_ (ghost), my name’s not Fennix,’ whispered my
+uncle.
+
+“‘_Keka_’ (No); ‘it’s the wery _Beng_ (Devil) hisself,’ says Euri.
+
+“And there they stands a-dithering like leaves, till at last my uncle
+Fennix pulls hisself together and walks on a yard or two, staring hard
+afore him, and weren’t Euri glad above a bit to hear his brother say in
+his nat’ral voice, ‘Come on, it’s nobbut a blessed _dunnock_ (steer)
+after all.’ And with that the crittur kicked up its heels and galloped
+away, and by a bit of luck my uncles stumbled right on to a cartway as
+led ’em straight to the tents.”
+
+Among Gypsies, when the tale-telling mood is on, story will follow story,
+often until drowsiness supervenes; for these folk dearly love a tale, and
+are themselves possessed of no small store of family legends and
+folk-narratives.
+
+“Now, it’s your turn, sister. Let’s have that tale about Old Ruzlam
+Boz’ll’s boy.”
+
+Without stopping for a moment to think, Sibby began to reel off what was
+evidently a well-known and favourite story, punctuating her sentences by
+picking from her gown and flinging at me sundry prickly balls of burdock
+seed, telling of what prowlings in the woods!
+
+“It’s donkey’s ears (_i.e._ long years) since Ruzlam Boz’ll’s wife had a
+baby boy born’d in a tent near a spring what bubbled out betwixt two
+rocks, and every summer they used to _besh_ (rest) by the same spring.
+By and by, when the dear little boy grew big enough, his mammy sent him
+every morning to fill the kettle. But one day he got a surprise. There
+on the grass by the spring what should he see but a new silver shilling.
+Of course he picked it up and put it into his pocket, and never said
+nothing about it when he got back to the tent. Next morning he found
+double the money at the spring-head, and so it went on until his pockets
+were chinking full of silver, and for all that he never breathed no word
+about his luck. But one day Old Ruzlam heard the boy rattling the money
+in his pockets, and forced him to tell where he got it from. Next
+morning the daddy went off, laughing to hisself and thinking of the nice
+heap of silver he was going to pick up, but after he had looked up and
+down and all over, he found just nothing at all, leastways he saw no
+money; but as he stood scratting his head, puzzled-like, there, on one
+side of the spring, he saw a dear little teeny old man, and on the other
+side a dear little teeny old woman, and, saying never a word, they
+stooped down and flung water right into Ruzlam’s eyes. So away he ran
+home, and there, if he didn’t find his boy had gone cross-eyed. What’s
+more, he never came right agen.”
+
+Thus, by pleasant steps amid scenes not lacking in glamour, I advanced
+little by little in my knowledge of these fascinating straylings with
+whom no stranger ever yet found it easy to mingle as one of themselves.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER II
+CHARACTERS OF THE COURT—READING BORROW
+
+
+A FEW miles outside my native city, there stands on the bank of the Roman
+Fossdyke a lonely house known as “Drinsey Nook,” formerly a tavern with
+bowling greens, swings, and skittle alleys, a resort of wagonette and
+boating parties out for a frolic in the sunshine. Often on bygone summer
+eves have I loitered about the old inn gleaming white amid its guardian
+trees, but best of all I loved to see the beechen boughs drop their fiery
+leaves upon its mossy roof in the fading of the year.
+
+To-day, as of yore, the brown-sailed barges, laden with grain or scented
+fir-planks, glide lazily past the place, and a motor-boat will at times
+go racing by, to the alarm of the waterhens which had almost come to look
+on the sleepy canal as their own.
+
+Does it ever dream of its gay past, I wonder—this old forgotten house
+fronting upon the rush-fringed waterway?
+
+One golden October morning, my father, who had a passion for boating on
+our local waters, hired a small sailing craft, and, the breezes aiding
+us, we were wafted along the Fossdyke as far as the said riparian house
+of call. Hour after hour we wandered in the beech woods stretching
+behind the inn, resting now on some protruding snag or fallen bole to
+watch the squirrels at play, and again pushing our way breast-high
+through sheets of changing bracken to the hazel thickets where the nuts
+hung in clusters well within reach of our hooked sticks.
+
+Linked with this ramble in the time of the falling leaves is an
+impression I have never forgotten. “Look,” said my father, pointing to a
+decayed stump of a post almost buried amid dank moss, “this is all that
+remains of Tom Otter’s gibbet-tree.” I shuddered as he told how in other
+days he had heard the chains clanking in the wind, and he went on to
+relate that _his_ father was among the crowd of citizens who, starting
+from Lincoln Castle one March morning in the year 1806, followed the
+murderer’s corpse until it was hanged in irons on a post thirty feet high
+on Saxilby Moor. For several days after the event, the vicinity of the
+gibbet resembled a country fair with drinking booths, ballad singers,
+Gypsy fiddlers, and fortune-tellers.
+
+The impressions of childhood are enduring; and just as the smell of the
+wallflowers after an April shower will revive for you, dear fellow, the
+vision of a garden walk under a lichened wall, and the dainty step of
+your lady love by your side, so for me the wild scent of withering
+bracken in the red autumn glades prompts my fancy to envisage anew the
+gruesome scene as depicted by my father on that October day long gone by.
+Nor is this all.
+
+To mention the name of Tom Otter is to call up for me more than one
+swarthy inhabitant of Gypsy Court who lived to make old bones and sit by
+the fire telling tales and smoking black tobacco. I have but to close my
+eyes to behold a procession of these “characters” straggling out of the
+dark court, their faces and figures lingering for a moment in memory’s
+beam of light, then passing again into the shadows. And what strange
+stories are wrapped up in the names and lives of some of these folk;
+quaint comedy, grim tragedy, riotous passion, tales of love, laughter,
+and tears.
+
+There was old Tom, nicknamed “Tom o’ the Gibbet,” whose patronymic was
+_Petulengro_, which is Gypsy for Smith.
+
+Each of the great Romany clans, be it known, duplicates its surname, one
+form being used before the _gawjê_ (non-Gypsies, aliens); the other form,
+of cryptic import, is for the brotherhood of the blood.
+
+Old Tom Petulengro, further known as “Sneezing Tommy,” owing to his
+liking for snuff, carried on a thriving trade in wooden meat-skewers and
+pegs, and in his backyard you might see him with infinite patience
+cutting up willow rods or splitting blocks of close-grained elder-wood;
+and for years I never used to hear in church the familiar words of the
+Psalmist, “Our bones lie strewn before the pit, like as when one heweth
+wood upon the earth,” without seeing that narrow yard with its shining
+axe lying midst a litter of chips and splinters. Elder-wood is still in
+request for meat-skewers, and to this day not a few country butchers
+prefer to use the Gypsy-made article. Old Tom used to say, with a
+twinkle in his eye, that he _found_ nearly all his raw material on his
+journeys up and down the countryside. For, as you could not fail to
+observe, it was a habit with some of the dwellers in Gypsy Court to
+absent themselves periodically with their light carts and tents. Halcyon
+days were those for the court Gypsies.
+
+Let it be remembered that the County Council legend, “No camping
+allowed,” had not yet begun to hit you in the eye from among the bramble
+brakes on bits of wayside waste. The rural constable of that time had
+not the conveniences his successor enjoys in the bicycle and the village
+telephone. There were farmers who still retained a soft place in their
+hearts for the Gypsy, and many a country squire viewed the nomads of the
+grassy lanes with a kindly eye. If a carriage-horse grew restive in
+passing a roadside fire at twilight, up from the hedge-bottom sprang an
+obliging fellow who led the animal safely along and thereby won a cheery
+word from the squire or his lady. Even Velveteens would hob-nob with the
+jovial campers on the lord’s waste, and, quaffing a dram from their black
+bottle, would toss a rabbit into the lap of a Romany mother and go on his
+way. Here and there of course were tiresome believers in the hoary
+policy of harassment and oppression—
+
+ “Pack, and be out of this forthwith,
+ D’you know you have no business here?
+ ‘No, we hain’t got,’ said Samuel Smith,
+ ‘No business to be anywhere.’
+ So wearily they went away,
+ Yet soon were camped in t’other lane,
+ And soon they laughed as wild and gay,
+ And soon the kettle boiled again.”
+
+ [Picture: The Camp in the Lane. Photo: Fred Shaw]
+
+Reverting to Tom Petulengro’s sobriquet, I confess it provoked my
+curiosity not a little. Tom _o’ the Gibbet_—what could the strange “tag”
+mean? Time passed, even a few years, and one day its origin came to
+light during a talk with Ashena Brown, Tom’s married sister, an elderly
+Gypsy with a furrowed countenance and deep-set eyes which flashed with
+fire as she grew excited in her talk. I can see her bowed figure and
+long jetty curls, as in fancy I again stoop to enter the low-ceiled abode
+in the smoky court where I listened to her chatter to the persistent
+accompaniment of a donkey’s thump, thump, in an adjoining apartment.
+
+“Wonderful fond o’ the County o’ Nottingham was my people,” said the old
+lady. “They know’d every stick and stone along the Trentside, and i’ the
+Shirewood (Sherwood), and many’s the time we’ve stopped at Five Lane Ends
+nigh Drinsey Nook. Why, my poor dear mammy (Lord rest her soul) was once
+fired at by a foot-pad as she were coming outen the public upo’ the bank
+there. The man’s pistol had nobbut powder in it, for he only meant to
+_trash_ (frighten) her into handing up her _lova_ (money), but she had
+none about her, for her last _shukora_ (sixpence) had gone in _levina_
+(ale). And after that, my mammy allus wore a big _diklo_ (kerchief)
+round her head for to hide her cheek as were badly blued by the rascal’s
+powder.
+
+“Ay, and I minds how my daddy used to make teeny horseshoes, knife
+handles, and netting needles, outen the bits o’ wood he _tshin_’d (cut)
+off the gibbet post, and wery good oak it was. Mebbe you’s heard o’ Tom
+Otter’s post nigh to the woods? Ah, but p’raps you’s never been tell’d
+that our Tom was born’d under it? The night my mammy were took bad, our
+tents was a’most blown to bits. The wind banged the old irons agen the
+post all night long, as I’ve heard her say. And when they wanted to name
+the boy, they couldn’t think of no other name but Tom, for sure as they
+tried to get away from it, the name kept coming back again—Tom, Tom,
+Tom—till it sort o’ dinned itself into their heads. So at last my daddy
+says, ‘Let’s call him Tom and done with it,’ and i’ time, folks got
+a-calling him Tom o’ the Gibbet, and it stuck to him, it did. There,
+now, I must give that here _maila_ (donkey) a bite o’ summut.”
+
+But I have not done with Tom Otter.
+
+Here is a story even more “creepy” than the last. Ashena is again the
+speaker. “I’ them days I’d some delations as did funny things that folks
+wouldn’t never think o’ doing nowadays. I’d an uncle as used to talk to
+the _Beng_ (Devil). If anything went wrong wi’ a hoss, he’d say,
+‘_Beng_, do this, and _Beng_, do that,’ like we talks to the _Duvel_
+(God) when we says ’ur prayers. But he weren’t eddicated, you see, he
+didn’t know no better. And whenever uncle and aunt used to pass by Tom
+Otter’s gibbet, they’d stop and look up at the poor man hanging there,
+and they allus _wuser_’d (threw) him a bit o’ _hawben_ (food). They
+couldn’t let theirselves go by wi’out doing that.
+
+“And there was a baker from Harby, and whenever he passed by the place he
+would put a bread loaf on to the pointed end of a long rod and shove it
+into that part o’ the irons where poor Tom’s head was, and sure enough
+the bread allus went. The baker got hisself into trouble for doing that,
+as I’ve heard our old people say.”
+
+Commenting on a parallel instance, occurring about the year 1779, in
+which some women were wont to throw up to a gibbeted man a bunch of
+tallow candles for him to eat, the Rev. S. Baring-Gould, in his _Book of
+Folk-Lore_, writes: “Obviously the idea was still prevalent that life
+continued to exist in the body after execution.”
+
+In the procession of “characters” issuing from the dark court, I see two
+familiar figures, the parents of my Gypsy schoolmate, who would surely
+have arrested even a stranger’s gaze.
+
+Partly from age, and partly from the habit of his calling, Plato Smith
+the tinman stooped somewhat, yet his legs, which were long in comparison
+with his body, carried him over the ground fast enough. A nearer view of
+the old man’s countenance revealed certain scars concerning which tales
+were told to his credit as a fighter. True, he had on one occasion been
+worsted by an adversary, for the bridge of his nose diverged somewhat
+from the straight line, a record of a telling blow. Always alert, Plato
+looked the picture of spryness when soap and water had removed all traces
+of the workshop, and he had donned a green cutaway coat, a bright yellow
+neckcloth, and a felt “hat of antique shape,” high in the crown and broad
+of brim, which was pulled well over his eyes whenever he went out. It
+was whispered that none knew better than he how to whistle a horse out of
+a field, but in this art I fancy he had grown rusty of late years. To be
+sure, his long record as a poacher had brought him occasional lodgments
+in the local house of detention, yet so ingrained was this Gypsy habit
+that he could hardly refrain from chalking his gun-barrel and sallying
+forth on moonlit nights.
+
+A riverside incident associated with Sibby’s father is as fresh in my
+memory as if it happened but yesterday. A stream neither broad nor deep
+is our homely Witham, crawling onward through fenny flats to the North
+Sea. It was here that I learned on summer days to pull an oar in an old
+black coble, and to glide steel-shod over the ice in the Christmas
+holidays. Along a certain reach of the river, I was initiated by an
+elder brother into the mysteries of angling on those tranquil evenings
+when the bold perch showed their heads above water, like the fishes that
+listened to St. Anthony’s sermon. Now it fell upon a day that my brother
+and I were crossing the river by ferry-boat, a few miles outside the
+city, our companions being Plato Smith and an ecclesiastic from the
+minster-close—four happy anglers were we. At one end of the
+flat-bottomed ferry-boat stood the parson fingering his rod and whistling
+a lively tune, when, in midstream, there was a sudden hitch in the chain,
+flinging the perspiring ferryman upon his face, and at the same time
+precipitating our friend from the minster-close headlong into the river.
+Never have I seen a wild duck, or a white-pate coot, disappear more
+cleanly from sight than did our brother of “the cloth” into the liquid
+element. Thanks mainly to Gypsy Plato’s resourcefulness, he was
+extricated pretty quickly, and we left him in the care of an innkeeper,
+in whose parlour at dusk we met him in borrowed raiment, looking more
+than usually pallid of countenance beneath the broad eaves of our kindly
+host’s old-fashioned Sunday “topper” padded to fit with a vivid red
+handkerchief.
+
+A personality even more striking was Plato’s consort, Abigail, as you saw
+her sunning herself under the parapet of the Witham bridge hard by the
+“Three Magpies” Inn, her black eyes blinking as a gust from the river
+flapped the loose ends of her gay kerchiefs which she wore three or four
+deep, meeting on her bosom in old-time style. Hooked like a falcon’s
+beak, her nose drooped over her pursed lips towards a prominent chin,
+giving her a witchlike mien. Quadrupled strings of corals encircled her
+wizened neck, and a black velvet bodice bedecked with silver buttons, a
+skirt of bold check pattern, and a poke-bonnet formed her customary
+walking attire. Often, on her homeward way after her daily round with
+the basket, have I met her puffing a small black pipe as she shuffled
+along our lane. By _didakais_ (half-breeds) she was certainly feared,
+and they maintained it was bad luck to meet her first thing of a morning,
+and were known to turn back on seeing her in the street. “Her eyes make
+you feel that queer” was a common saying, and it follows that she ranked
+high as a fortune-teller. Seldom a fair passed but you met her in the
+noisy throng, chaffing the _gawjê_ (gentiles), or surrounded by a group
+of village Johnnies and Mollies eager to have their palms read. What a
+picture she made as she stooped to tighten the girths of her shaggy
+donkey at whose head stood the wild, dusky Sibby with a spring wind
+whisking her black locks about her cheeks, out on the open road beyond
+the town, for maid and mother were devoted companions on many a foray
+into the villages dotted over Lincoln Heath.
+
+Another conspicuous character of the court was a quaint little hunchback,
+a pedlar by trade, whose sad deformity and resentful temper caused him to
+become the butt of every street gamin’s joke. He would often be seen in
+company with Sammy Noble, a wooden-legged vendor of firewood. The pair,
+I regret to say, called too frequently at taverns, and more than once I
+have seen them assisted home by kindly policemen, or “peelers,” as they
+were then called, who if resurrected to-day in their long black coats and
+chimney-pot hats, would surely be taken for nothing short of cathedral
+dignitaries.
+
+The hero of the Gypsy colony was a tall athletic fellow, “Soldier”
+’Plisti (or Supplistia) Boswell, who also bore the nickname of “Jumping
+Jack,” of whom I give a reminiscence or two here.
+
+One day a country squire was driving a pony chaise along a lane, and,
+rounding a corner, he came upon a ring of Gypsies roasting hedgehogs.
+Imagine his astonishment to see a slender lad spring up, and, running a
+few yards, take a flying leap clear over the pony’s back, a feat so
+pleasing to the squire that he called the boy to his side and, presenting
+him with a bright crown-piece, offered—so the tale runs—“to keep him like
+a gentleman for life.” In return for which kindness, the Gypsy was
+expected to disown his people, a condition which was not jumped at by
+Jack.
+
+’Plisti’s home in Gypsy Court was one day the scene of a singular
+incident. A fox closely pursued by the hounds dashed through the open
+door of the living-room, where before the fire lay the Gypsy asleep and
+snoring. Reynard in his haste managed to sweep the sleeper’s face with
+his brush; and mighty was the yell that burst from ’Plisti’s throat on
+being thus disturbed, causing the fox to seek refuge in a hovel hard by,
+where the dogs fell upon him. A brother of mine who was in the court at
+the time obtained possession of the brush, and the trophy was given a
+conspicuous place in our home.
+
+In those days it was no unusual course for the Gypsy lads to enlist in
+the Militia, and ’Plisti looked every inch a soldier as he marched
+homeward from the morning’s drill on the common. In play he would level
+his musket at you, and laugh like a merry boy, if you caught his spirit
+and made believe that you were wounded. If he was proud of his scarlet
+jacket, his characteristic Gypsy vanity led him to glory in shirts of
+dyes so resplendent that in comparison the vaunted multi-coloured coat of
+Joseph would indeed have been thrown into the shade.
+
+The Gypsy spell cast upon me in childhood was now reinforced by my
+discovery of the autobiographical writings of George Borrow. It was in
+my teens that I devoured _Lavengro_ in its original three-volume form.
+By taper-light in an attic bedroom at home, or in some hollow on the
+common where the battered race-cards whitened the base of the gorse
+bushes—our old common is the annual scene of the Lincolnshire Handicap—I
+thrilled over the boy Borrow’s encounter with the Gypsies in the green
+lane at Norman Cross. I followed him through the crowded horse-fair at
+Norwich, and into the smoky tents pitched upon Mousehold Heath. But the
+episode which impressed me most of all was the fight with the Flaming
+Tinman. The _dramatis personæ_ of that narrative would pursue me even
+into my dreams. _The Romany Rye_, with its vivid picture of Horncastle
+Fair, was pleasant enough reading, though not nearly so fascinating as
+_Lavengro_. Little did I think that the coming days were to bring some
+of Borrows originals within my ken.
+
+ [Picture: A daughter of “Jasper Petulengro”]
+
+How far Borrow’s Gypsies are portraits of individuals, and to what extent
+we are able to identify them, are questions which have often been asked.
+Don Jorge would probably have denied the charge of individual
+portraiture, yet there is no doubt that he had definite prototypes in his
+mind’s eye when penning his narratives. Just as in _Guy Mannering_, Sir
+Walter Scott portrayed an actual Jean Gordon under the name of Meg
+Merrilies, so we know that Borrow has given us his old friend Ambrose
+Smith under the now famous cognomen of “Jasper Petulengro,” a fact made
+plain by Dr. Knapp in his monumental work {28} familiar to all Gypsy
+students. Shortly before his death at Dunbar in October, 1878, Ambrose
+Smith and his wife Sanspirela (a Heron before marriage), together with
+their family, had been noticed and befriended by Queen Victoria. To wit:
+the following entry in _More Leaves from the Journal of a Life in the
+Highlands_.
+
+ “_August_ 26_th_, 1878.—At half-past three started with Beatrice,
+ Leopold, and the Duchess in the landau, and four, the Duke, Lady Ely,
+ General Ponsonby, and Mr. Yorke, going in the second carriage, and
+ Lord Haddington riding all the way. We drove through the west part
+ of Dunbar, which was very full, and we were literally pelted with
+ small nosegays, till the carriage was full of them; then for some
+ distance past the village of Belheven, Knockendale Hill, where were
+ stationed in their best attire the queen of the gipsies, an oldish
+ woman [Sanspirela] with a yellow handkerchief on her head, and a
+ youngish, very dark, and truly gipsy-like woman in velvet and a red
+ shawl, and another woman. The queen is a thorough gipsy, with a
+ scarlet cloak and a yellow handkerchief around her head. Men in red
+ hunting-coats, all very dark, and all standing on a platform here,
+ bowed and waved their handkerchiefs.”
+
+In the seventh chapter of _The Romany Rye_, Borrow tells how he one day
+got his dinner “entirely off the body of a squirrel which had been shot
+the day before by a chal of the name of Piramus, who, besides being a
+good shot, was celebrated for his skill in playing on the fiddle.”
+
+Nieces of Piramus Gray, whom I know, have testified to their uncle’s
+excellence as a marksman, and on the authority of Sinfai, a daughter of
+Piramus, I have been told that Ambrose Smith’s praise of her father’s
+fiddling was well founded.
+
+ “About a week ago my people and myself” (the speaker is Ambrose,
+ _i.e._ Jasper Petulengro) “were encamped on a green by a plantation
+ in the neighbourhood of a great house. In the evening we were making
+ merry, the girls dancing, while Piramus was playing on the fiddle a
+ tune of his own composing, to which he had given his own name,
+ Piramus of Rome, and which is much celebrated amongst our people, and
+ from which I have been told one of the grand gorgio composers who
+ once heard it has taken several hints.”
+
+The gifted fiddler was at that time only a slim fellow of twenty-eight
+summers. Long years afterwards, when Piramus was a very old man and I a
+youth of twenty, I remember seeing him in our Lincolnshire town of Louth,
+where he was still tapping with his tinker’s hammer and fondling his
+violin in his cottage at the River Head. A story which the old man never
+tired of telling was that of his brother Jack’s heroism.
+
+Upon a day, many years ago, the children of Piramus were boating on a
+river, and, their craft capsizing, all were flung into the stream. Jack,
+who happened to be on the bank, leaped in and saved all but two, the
+oldest and the youngest, who were drowned. In his day Piramus had
+excelled as a fighter, and certainly the knotty fists of the aged tinman
+looked as if they had done service in the bruising line.
+
+Two visitors who loved to cheer the last days of Piramus were his
+daughter Sinfai and her husband, Isaac Heron, who have themselves now
+passed away. Whenever I think of the tall figure of Old Isaac, I recall
+one evening in the summer of 1876, when a camp of the Herons lay just
+outside of Lincoln. What appeared to be a Gypsy trial was in progress,
+and I remember the inward thrill on beholding those Herons in a ring,
+chattering like a flock of daws. Inside the circle stands a young man,
+bare-headed, stripped of coat and vest, and gesticulating wildly. Now he
+flings his arms about, and now he thrusts his fingers through his shaggy
+black hair. On his brow the sweat stands in beads. I can hear the name
+“Wilhelmina,” as it comes in a piercing shriek from his lips. The old
+men and women are muttering together as calmly they look on. In that
+throng were Isaac and Sinfai, along with some of the older Yorkshire
+Herons, Golias, Khulai, and others.
+
+In after years I came to know very intimately many members of the clan
+Heron, and among them a niece of that weird old hag, Mrs. Herne (to use
+Borrow’s spelling of the name), who sent the poisoned cake to Lavengro in
+Mumper’s Dingle.
+
+Having had a romantic interest in the Gypsies aroused in me thus early, I
+naturally looked forward to the days when I should leave home and meet
+the people of the _kawlo rat_ (black blood) in other parts of the
+country.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER III
+NORTH-COUNTRY GYPSIES
+
+
+A TYPICAL colliery village in a bleak northern county was the scene of my
+first curacy. Silhouettes of ugliness were its black pit buildings,
+dominated by a mountain of burning refuse exhaling night and day a
+poisonous breath which tarnished your brass candlesticks and rendered
+noxious the “long, unlovely street” of the parish. What in the name of
+wisdom induced me to pitch my tent in such a spot, I can scarcely say at
+this distance of time, unless perhaps it was a mad desire to rub against
+something rough and rude after having been reared in the drowsy
+atmosphere of pastoral Lincolnshire.
+
+But if the picture which met my gaze on parochial rounds possessed no
+inspiring feature, you may take my word for it that the setting of the
+picture was undeniably charming. Close at hand lay the valley of the
+Wear, by whose brown and amber waters, broken by frequent beds of gravel,
+I used to wander, trout-rod in hand, or, wading ankle-deep in bluebells,
+I added to my store of nature-knowledge by observing the ways of the
+wood-folk—the tawny squirrel on his fir-bough, the red-polled woodpecker
+hammering at a decayed elm-branch, or a lank heron standing stiff as a
+stake on the margin of a pool.
+
+Across the airy uplands at the back of the village runs a road which was
+ever a favourite walk of mine. Away in the distance, Durham’s towers
+lift their grey stones, and nearer across the fields, “like a roebuck at
+bay,” rises the castle, which together with the lordship of Brancepeth,
+Geoffrey, grandson of the Norman Gilbert de Nevil, received as dowry with
+Emma Bulmer, his Saxon bride. Right well I came to know the weathered
+walls of Brancepeth Castle, where in fancy I used to hear the blare of
+bugle (_not the motor-horn_), and to a dreamer it is still a place where
+“the swords shine and the armour rings.”
+
+One June day I took the byway over the hills, and as I leaned upon a gate
+looking towards the castle, a sound of wheels not far off was heard on
+the gritty roadway, and from round the corner a party of Gypsies hove in
+sight. There were two or three carts bearing the name of Watland, with
+several comely people aboard, and lagging in the rear came a pair of
+shaggy colts, whipped up by a shock-headed lad of fifteen. When I
+greeted these wanderers, they drew rein and descended from the carts, and
+standing there in the sunshine on the road, they appeared to me more than
+anything like a gang of prehistoric folk risen from some tumulus on the
+moor; features, garments, horses, vehicles—all were tinctured with Mother
+Earth’s reds and browns picked up from wild heaths, clay-pits, and sandy
+lanes. To my mind the sight was an agreeable variation from the daily
+procession of miners so black with coal-dust that you could not for the
+life of you distinguish Bill from Bob, or Jack from Jerry.
+
+“Are you stopping about here?” I asked, after an exchange of salutations.
+
+“Yes; come and see us to-night on top o’ the moor. We’ll be fixed up by
+then.” Turning to his wife, the leader of the party said—
+
+“Ay, doesn’t he remind you of that young priest up yonder by Newcastle,
+what used to come and take a cup of tea with us?”
+
+There was something about these Watlands which impressed me. Although
+obviously poor, they were light-hearted—I had caught the lilt of a song
+before they came in sight. A blithesome spirit of acceptance, a serenity
+drawn from Nature’s bosom was theirs, and I could imagine them whistling
+cheerily as they bent their heads to buffeting storms.
+
+“Take no thought for the morrow,” is the Gypsy’s own philosophy. Were
+real road-folk ever able to tell you the route of the morrow’s itinerary?
+Break of day will be time enough to discuss the next stage of the
+journey.
+
+Sundown’s fires burned redly behind the black pines, as I found myself on
+the moor, a wide expanse tracked by little paths worn by passing feet, a
+haunt of whin-chats, grasshoppers, and bright-eyed lizards—sun-lovers
+all.
+
+Knowing the whimsicalities of the Gypsy nature, I had half expected to
+draw a blank after dawdling through the afternoon at Brancepeth Castle.
+I wondered whether my luck would be the same as on a past occasion
+whereon it happened that down a green lane I had located a picturesque
+lot of Gypsies who might almost have stepped straight out of a Morland
+canvas, and most anxious I was to secure a few snapshots, but
+unfortunately my camera had been left at home.
+
+“You’ll be here all day, I expect?”
+
+“To be sure we shall, my _rai_, you’ll find us here _koliko sawla_
+(to-morrow morning), if you’s a mind to come.”
+
+Preferring to act upon the _carpe diem_ principle, I returned with my
+camera as expeditiously as I could, and though but an hour and a half had
+elapsed, alas! my birds had flown. Homewards I trudged, a joy-bereft
+soul for whom the world had suddenly grown empty.
+
+This leads me to remark that the Gypsies are far from easy to photograph.
+The degree of friendship does not enter into the problem. I have known
+strangers to pose readily, while old friends have doggedly refused to be
+“took.” Once a friend and I had talked one of the reticent Herons into a
+willingness to be photographed. Yes, on the morrow he would be “took.”
+But with the morrow his mood had changed. “No, _raia_, not for a
+thousand pounds.”
+
+I remember photographing a Gypsy girl under curious conditions. Said I,
+as she sat upon the grass—
+
+“You’ll allow me to take a little picture? Your hair is so pretty, and
+you have a happy face.”
+
+ [Picture: A North-Country Gypsy Girl. Photo. H. Stimpson]
+
+But, no, my words were wasted. Bad luck followed that sort of thing, a
+cousin of hers had died a fortnight after being “took.”
+
+“But isn’t there some charm for keeping off bad luck?”
+
+Looking thoughtful for a moment, she replied—
+
+“Oh yes, if you’ll give me a pair of bootlaces, you can _lel mi mui_
+(take my face) as many times as you _kom_” (like).
+
+I had a pair of laces, _but they were in my boots_. Nothing daunted,
+however, I went off to a shop in the village half a mile away, and was
+soon back again presenting the laces to the girl with an Oriental salaam.
+
+Then I got my picture.
+
+ [Picture: On the Moorland. Photo. Chas. Reid]
+
+Reverting to the Watlands, I was not disappointed. There in a hollow on
+the moor I found them squatting around their fires. Wearied by travel,
+some of the elders had retired for the night. “_Dik lesti_’s _pîro_”
+(look at his foot), said one of the boys, pointing to a man’s bare brown
+foot protruding from beneath a tent cover. Within view of Durham’s
+twinkling lights we sat, and my tobacco pouch having gone the round, we
+were soon deep in the sayings and doings of the Watlands of other days,
+for when business is off Gypsies ever talk of Gypsies. As I looked at
+these folk, it seemed as though behind them through the dusk peered the
+shades of Romanies of an older, weirder sort, who shunned contact with
+cities and hated _gawjê_ (non-Gypsies) with a bitterness unknown to-day.
+
+Here is a tale of the old times, obtained from grizzled “Durham” Mike
+Watland, and translated more or less into my own words.
+
+ “When I was a little fellow, I used to listen with delight to a
+ blood-curdling story which my grandfather used to tell as we sat
+ watching the red embers die out at night. One time he found himself
+ in a strange predicament, and got such a “gliff” as he had never
+ experienced before. This of course was many years ago, for my
+ grandfather lived to the age of ninety-four, and I am one of the
+ third generation of a long-lived family of Gypsies. The ways of our
+ people were a bit different then. In those days, you saw no harm in
+ taking anything you had a fancy for, if you could get it. My
+ grandfather was a young fellow, and on this particular morning he
+ crossed a moor and came to a hamlet containing three or four
+ straggling houses, and near one of these stood a cowshed and a low
+ barn. In passing the shed he saw hanging there a nice porker which
+ had been killed early that morning, and round it was wrapped a sack
+ to prevent dogs or cats from gnawing it. All this my grandfather
+ observed as he hawked his goods at the cottage door, inwardly
+ resolving to pay Mr. Piggy a visit by night. All was quiet when at a
+ late hour he re-crossed the moor and arrived at the shed, on entering
+ which he put out his hands and felt for the pig where he had seen it
+ hanging in the morning, but, no, it had been removed. It then
+ occurred to him that for greater safety it might have been carried
+ into the low-roofed barn, so in he went and felt all along the
+ cross-beam. He was right. Sure enough the pig’s face struck cold to
+ his hand. Quickly he cut the rope, and, slinging piggy across his
+ shoulder, was soon making his way back to the camping-place. But
+ crossing that rough land with a heavy load was no easy task, and you
+ may be sure that the farther he went the heavier it became. When
+ descending a slope, he caught his foot in a hole, and down he tumbled
+ with his burden. Now as he arose and laid hold of the rope in order
+ to hoist the pig once more, the moon came out from behind a cloud,
+ and revealed the face of—_a dead man_! For a moment he stood
+ mesmerized by fright, then sick at heart he proceeded to acquaint the
+ nearest constable with the fact. The corpse was identified as that
+ of a feeble-minded cottager who had hanged himself in the barn.”
+
+One day I was exploring the city of Durham, for my early life in Lincoln
+had imbued me with a love of old architecture, and the nave of Durham
+minster profoundly gratified my love of the sombre, when, lo, just over
+the way, I saw a weather-beaten _vâdo_ (living-van), and near it was the
+owner, looking up and down the street as if expecting someone to appear.
+Crossing the road, I greeted the Gypsy, who turned out to be one of the
+Winters, a North-Country family to whom has been applied (not without
+reason) the epithet “wild,” and I remembered how Hoyland, in his
+_Historical Survey of the Gypsies_, had written—
+
+ “The distinguished Northern poet, Walter Scott, who is Sheriff of
+ Selkirkshire, has in a very obliging manner communicated the
+ following statement—‘ . . . some of the most atrocious families have
+ been extirpated. I allude to the Winters, a Northumberland clan,
+ who, I fancy, are all buried by this time.’”
+
+But Sheriff Scott was wrong.
+
+The Winters had only changed their haunts, and on being driven out of the
+Border Country had moved southward.
+
+As I stood chatting with Mr. Winter, his handsome wife came up with a
+hawking-basket on her arm. I shall always remember her in connection
+with a story she told me.
+
+ “One day I was sitting on a bank under a garden hedge. It was a hot
+ day and I was very thirsty. I said aloud, ‘Oh, for a drink of beer.’
+ Just then a voice came over the hedge, a nice, clear, silvery voice
+ it was, like as if an angel from heaven was a-talking to me—‘You
+ shall have one, my dearie.’ And in a minute or two a kind lady came
+ down with a big jug of beer. How I did bless that lady for her
+ kindness to a poor Gypsy, and I drank the lot. About a month
+ afterwards, I heard of the death of that lady, and I vowed to myself
+ and to the _rawni_’s _muli_ (lady’s spirit) that I would never touch
+ another drop of beer as long as I lived, and I never have done and
+ never will no more.”
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER IV
+MY POACHING PUSSY—A ROMANY BENISON—MY FIRST TASTE OF HEDGEHOG
+
+
+MY clerical life has been spent for the most part in green country
+places, chiefly amid wind-swept hills. Consequently one has learned to
+delight in the creatures that run and fly, the wild things of wood and
+wold and brookside, and this love of Nature and her children has never
+left me; it has companioned with me throughout my wanderings. Give me
+now an elevated crest commanding a broad sweep of field and forest, with
+the swift rush of keen air over the furze bushes, a footpath among the
+thorn-scrub where the finches chatter, the sedgy bank of a moorland
+stream from which I can hear the “flup” of the trout, or the call of the
+peewits somersaulting in the sunlight: simple pleasures are these, yet
+they bring a world of happiness to a man who loves the wilds more than
+cities, and the windy wold better than the stifling street.
+
+Contrary to the popular notion that Lincolnshire is no more than a dreary
+expanse of black fenland soil intersected by drains of geometric
+straightness, I may point out that there are two well-defined hill ranges
+extending almost throughout the county—the chalk and greensand Wolds, and
+the limestone “Heights,” running parallel after the manner of the _duplex
+spina_ of Virgil’s well-bred horse.
+
+On the western edge of the Wolds, overlooking a richly varied landscape,
+nestles the hamlet where I made my first home after marriage, and the
+country lying around our hilltop parsonage was an ideal hunting-ground
+for a naturalist. Borne on the rude March gales the wild pipe of the
+curlew greeted the ear as you met the buffeting gusts along the
+unfrequented ridgeways, and over winter snows an observant eye might
+trace the badger’s spoor. On summer evenings when the far-away minster
+of Lincoln was a purple cameo upon an amber ground, and the shadows
+creeping out of the woods began to spread over the hills, a brown owl
+would sail by on noiseless wings, or Reynard might be seen trotting
+across the sheep-nibbled sward towards the warren below the clustering
+firs.
+
+Rambling along the wold one gleaming autumn afternoon, my attention was
+attracted by the rapid movements of some diminutive, fluffy-looking
+creature, which to a casual saunterer might have been a wren or a
+hedgesparrow; but after having stood quietly for a moment or two, a dark
+velvety ball of fur darted towards me, and in a most confiding manner ran
+over my boots, and sniffed at the stout ash-plant which I invariably
+carry with me along the lanes. For some time I stood watching the
+unconscious play of this tiny mouse. At last, however, I made a move and
+my wee friend fled like a thought to his retreat in the hedge.
+
+On another occasion, I was seated in my old oak stall in the village
+church. It was a harvest festival, and a college friend was in the midst
+of his sermon, when I distinctly felt something nibbling at the hem of my
+cassock. It was a plump grey mouse, and on moving my foot I saw him
+speed down the aisle like an arrow. As fortune had it, the ladies in the
+front pew, being properly rapt in the eloquent discourse, escaped the
+disquieting vision of my church mousie.
+
+These mice incidents, with a few more like them, were strung together and
+dispatched to the _Pall Mall Budget_, edited at that time by Mr. Charles
+Morley. My literary effort was duly printed, with pleasing sketches from
+the pencil of that peerless lover of pussies, Mr. Louis Wain, the then
+president of the Cat Club.
+
+It was in the same parish that I had a favourite pussy, “Tony” by name,
+who would daily follow me to church, and wait at the vestry door for my
+reappearance after matin-prayers. But, alas, he acquired the poaching
+habit, a sure path to destruction, as I learned one day to my sorrow in
+passing the keeper’s gibbet at the end of a woodland glade.
+
+One of my rambles with this pussy I recall quite vividly. One afternoon
+I set off across the wold intending to make pastoral visits upon a few
+outlying cottagers. I had got about half a mile from home, and, looking
+round, there was Tony just at my heels. I strolled along, and presently
+heard a squealing, and out of a clump of nettles came my cat dragging a
+plump rabbit. It was dead, and the cat, panting after his effort, looked
+up at me, as much as to say, “You’re not going to leave it here, are
+you?” Whereupon I remembered the saying of an old Gypsy, “If you had a
+dog that brought a hare or a rabbit to your feet, wouldn’t it be flying
+in the face of providence to refuse to take it?” So, picking up the
+rabbit, I put it in one of the roomy pockets of my long-tailed coat, and
+went on. The cat persisted in following. By and by, we drew near to a
+disused quarry, where the cat captured a second rabbit, which went into
+the other pocket of my long coat. By this time I began to feel the charm
+of the sport of that gentleman who sallies forth on “a shiny night at the
+season of the year.” The pastoral visits had now perforce to be
+abandoned, but on turning my face homeward, oh, horrors! there, not a
+hundred yards away, was a man on horseback, accompanied by a dog, and,
+seeing them, my cat scooted along a gulley up the hill, and was gone. I
+could not disappear quite so easily. However, as I did not altogether
+fancy a strange dog sniffing at my coat-tails, I made a detour, and the
+horseman passed a good way below me on the slope. You should have seen
+my wife smile as I plumped two nice bunnies on the kitchen table. We
+observed that those rabbits tasted quite as good as any you purchase at a
+game-dealer’s stall in the market.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+Gypsies, as all the world knows, are fond of the hedgehog.
+
+They do not keep him as a pet. They eat him, and roast hedgehog
+accompanied with sage and onions is a dish for an episcopal table. I
+never see one of these prickly fellows without being reminded of several
+experiences.
+
+Once in passing along a town street on my way to the Archdeacon’s
+Visitation, I noticed not far ahead of me an elderly woman stepping out
+with a swinging stride. Her face I could not see, but she wore a
+tattered shawl about her shoulders, and her black hair was done up in
+small plaits like a horse’s mane at fair-time. “Gypsy,” said I to
+myself, and, hastening alongside, I greeted her in the Romany tongue.
+The words had a magical effect. Instantly she wheeled round and scanned
+me up and down with a puzzled air. There before her, wearing an orthodox
+collar and black coat, stood a parson who nevertheless talked like a
+Gypsy. Now in common with some ladies of high degree, nearly all Gypsy
+women enjoy a whiff of tobacco smoke. This old lady, however, declined a
+gift of the weed on the ground that “the brantitus” had troubled her of
+late, but she gladly stepped with me into a snug coffeehouse close by,
+where over our steaming cups we conversed aloud in the Gypsy language, to
+the complete mystification of the prim-looking manageress whose curiosity
+kept her hovering near. What that good woman’s thoughts were, I have not
+the faintest idea. I only know that she seemed amazed at the sight of a
+Gypsy in easy intercourse with a simple-looking cleric who appeared to be
+enjoying himself. Both, too, were speaking a queer-sounding language
+understandable to each other, but utterly incomprehensible to the
+listener. What could it all mean? Well, Gypsies at anyrate are not
+without a sense of humour; indeed, no one enjoys a bit of fun more than
+they. Taking in the situation at a glance, my Gypsy companion gave me a
+sly look, and, waving her hand playfully, exclaimed, “Never mind him,
+missis, he’s nobbut an Irishman, and can’t a boy and his mither talk a
+word or two in their own language?”
+
+On my taking leave of the Gypsy mother, she bestowed this benison upon
+me: “The Lord love you, my son, and _may you always have a big hedgehog
+in your mouth_.”
+
+Hedgehog, as I have said, is a dainty dish with Gypsies, and the old
+woman was no more than kindly wishing that there might ever be a titbit
+ready to slip into my mouth.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+I am not likely to forget the occasion of my first actual taste of this
+Romany delicacy.
+
+Charley Watland (brother of “Durham” Mike), a wide traveller, had told me
+much of the delights of a certain old-fashioned Midland horse-fair,
+concluding one of his glowing descriptions by inviting me to meet him in
+mid-September at this fair. Thus it came to pass that I set out one fine
+morning with my face towards the distant hills of Leicestershire. Of the
+day-long journey, I am now concerned only with its closing scenes.
+Pushing up a long, tiring hill, I spied over a hedge in the dusk two or
+three _vâdê_ (living-vans), some low tents with flickering fires before
+them, and dark figures moving to and fro. With what energy I had left, I
+climbed over a fence and made straight for the Gypsy fires. A tall
+_Romanitshel_, leaning against a tree-bole, was singing snatches of a
+song in which I caught the words _Beng_ (Devil) and _puri-dai_
+(grandmother), but, on seeing a stranger approach, he ceased. The Romany
+greeting, which I flung on the evening air, caused a stoutish woman to
+thrust her head from the doorway of the nearest caravan.
+
+“He’s one o’ the Lees, I’ll be bound. He talks like ’em. He’s come back
+from over the _pâni_” (water). Which, being interpreted, meant that I
+was a “lag’s” boy returned from over-sea. The idea tickled me so that I
+laughed outright.
+
+Beside the fire which was burning brightly at the feet of the tall Gypsy
+man, children and dogs were rolling over one another in perfect
+happiness, and at my elbow a lad, peering into my face, exclaimed—
+
+“I’ll swop _diklo_s (kerchiefs) with you, _rai_.”
+
+“No, you won’t,” I replied; “mine’s silk and yours cotton.”
+
+“_Pen mandi_, _baw_” (Tell me, friend), I inquired of the tall man under
+the trees, “Is Charley Watland here this time?”
+
+“_Keka_, _mi pal_, the _puro_’s _poger_’d his _hĕro_ (No, my brother, the
+old man’s broken his leg) at Peterborough. He’s got kicked by a hoss,
+and he’s in the infirmary.” This was bad news, for I had hoped to meet
+my friend here and spend the night with him.
+
+ [Picture: Round the camp-fire. Photo. F. R. Hinkins]
+
+A little way across the fields the lights of a village gleamed through
+the darkness, and, making my way thither, I sought for a resting-place,
+but in vain. Every available bed was already engaged. In and out of the
+taverns passed horse-dealers and rollicking Gypsies. Groups of Romany
+lads and lasses stood talking in the lane. Burly women with foaming jugs
+bumped against you in the shadows. Between the barking of dogs and the
+whinnying of horses, a word or two of Romany floated now and then to
+one’s ear.
+
+ [Picture: A child of the caravan. Photo. Fred Shaw]
+
+Tired after my day in the open air, I turned into a by-lane to think
+matters over. A gentle wind rustled the leaves on the trees, and on the
+eastern horizon a growing light told of approaching moon-rise. I sat on
+a fence and watched Old Silver appear above the hills. Away from the
+village, I began to notice the sights and sounds of night. An owl on
+velvety wing fluttered by. Little birds cheeped in the thicket behind
+me. Field-mice squeaked in the grass on the bank. I began to feel cut
+off from the world. What was I to do? Walk about all night? Make a bed
+on the bracken in a neighbouring wood? Renew my search for a more
+civilized couch in one or other of the adjacent villages? Tramp down the
+long dusty road to a small town some few miles off, where I knew of more
+than one snug hostelry? Why indeed? Was I not out for adventure? I
+resolved to ask the Gypsies to give me a bed. Therefore, without further
+ado, I slipped through a gap in the hedge, and made tracks for the Gypsy
+fires already mentioned.
+
+“Hello, here’s the _rai_ back again.” It was the tall Gypsy’s wife who
+spoke. My tale was soon told, and I was promptly offered a corner under
+Arthur West’s tilt-hood placed tent-wise on the ground. Now that my mind
+was at ease, I sat me down by the fire near which a savoury smell of
+supper arose. It was astonishing how quickly we cleaned the bones of
+several bird-like objects set before us.
+
+“Did you ever taste of these little things afore?”
+
+“Well, whatever they are, I shouldn’t mind if they had been larger.”
+
+At this they all laughed aloud.
+
+“_Dawdi_, the _rai_ doesn’t _jin_ he’s _haw_’d _hotshwitshi_” (Fancy, the
+gentleman doesn’t know he’s eaten hedgehog).
+
+So this was the much-vaunted Romany dish, nor did it disappoint me. The
+blended flavours of pheasant and sucking-pig are still present to my
+memory as I recall that moonlit meal washed down by a jug of brown ale.
+
+On awaking next morning, I realized the truth of the saying, “Gypsies get
+something straight from heaven which is never known to people who sleep
+in stuffy houses and get up to wash in warm water.”
+
+When I recall awakenings in lodgings with the bedclothes, valances,
+curtains, falderals, antimacassars, all heavy with suggestions of
+humanity, I marvel no more at the Gypsy’s choice of a bed of crisp
+bracken or sweet straw, with maybe a wisp of dried river-mint or wild
+thyme mingled with it.
+
+Walking bare-foot in the dewy grass with the Gypsy children, we made our
+toilet together in the open, with the light airs of the wold playing
+about us. Then came breakfast by the wood fire, and during the meal my
+host’s donkey affectionately put his cold nose on the bare of my neck.
+In a little while we stood on the common where the fair was in full
+swing, and, strolling among the horses and dealers, I spied a
+curly-haired son of old Horace Boswell, just arrived from Leicester, who
+found time to tell me a funny tale about his father.
+
+Since early morn Horace had been riding a lively horse, and, dismounting,
+handed the reins to a pal and walked a few yards into the fair. As he
+was looking about him, he lighted upon George Smith of Coalville, who,
+arching his bushy eyebrows and stroking his great beard, stood shocked at
+the sight of a Gypsy walking unsteadily. As a matter of fact, Horace’s
+legs had not yet thrown off the cramp of many hours’ riding on a skittish
+animal. When solemn George opened his mouth it was to ask a question—
+
+“Do you drink beer, my good man?”
+
+“Well, my kind gentleman,” replied Horace, “afore I answers that
+question, I’d reely like to know whether it’s a simple inquiry or an
+inwitation.”
+
+This was too much for the worthy philanthropist who, turning swiftly on
+his heel, went his way swinging his Gladstone-bag and gingham.
+
+About the middle of the afternoon I sought out my hospitable friend
+Arthur West before quitting the fair, and, looking me straight in the
+eyes, he said, “Are you quite sure that you have enough _lova_ (money) to
+see you home? For if I thought you hadn’t, I should chuck a handful on
+the _drom_ (road) and leave it for you to pick up.”
+
+How shall we ever get you to understand the spirit of these wanderers;
+you who coddle yourselves in hot, close rooms; who are wedded to the life
+of a mill-horse jogging in convention’s dusty track, and whose souls are
+imprisoned within the dimensions of a red-ochred flower-pot?
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER V
+A GYPSY BAPTISM—ROMANY NAMES
+
+
+QUITTING the Wolds, described in the preceding chapter, I took up my
+abode in a large village situated on Lincoln Heath, where I had further
+opportunities of pursuing my Gypsy studies round about home.
+
+In a sinuous turfy lane which ran behind our house, the Gypsies would
+pitch their camp from time to time, and one of these wandering families
+conceived the notion of renting a cottage in the village. In my mind’s
+eye I can see that little house, wearing a lost, desolate air. It stood
+in a walled-in yard, where loose stones lay strewn, and the ridge of the
+red-tiled roof sunken in the middle threatened a collapse.
+
+Unaccustomed to sleeping under a roof, and a rickety one at that, the
+Gypsies fled in alarm from their chamber one wild, boisterous night,
+fearing lest the chimney-pots should tumble in upon them. Near by stood
+their green caravan, and snugly abed therein they felt secure from all
+harm. Next day a timid rap came at the Rectory door, and a black-eyed
+girl whispered in my ear that her mother would like the baby, a few hours
+old, to be christened. This I did, and a day or two afterwards I was
+agreeably surprised to meet the Gypsy mother with her baby taking the
+fresh air on the high road. What mother in any other rank of life could
+carry her child in the open so soon after its birth?
+
+“It’s a way we have,” said Walter Heron, when explaining to me that a
+plate, cup, and saucer are set apart for the mother’s use during the four
+weeks following the birth of a child. The vessels are then destroyed in
+accordance with an old puerperal tabu. This custom is still observed in
+all good Romany families.
+
+Tom Lee, an English Gypsy, broke up a loaf of bread and strewed the
+crumbs around his tent when his son Bendigo was born, for some of the
+old-time Gypsies hold the notion that bread possesses a protective magic
+against evil influences. Seated one day in the tent of Bendigo Lee on
+the South Shore at Blackpool, I questioned him about his father’s
+practice. “In the days when I was born,” he replied, “there were people
+that could do hurt by looking at you, and I s’pose my _dadus_ (father)
+sprinkled the crumbs lest any evil person going by should cast harm upon
+me.”
+
+A distinct survival of the belief in the evil eye.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+Romany “fore,” or Christian names, {53} are often peculiar, and afford
+much material for reflection.
+
+Whence come such names as Khulai, Maireni, Malini, Mori, Shuri? In these
+names Sir Richard Temple discerns Indian forms or terminations. The
+Anglo-Romany names, Fenela, Siari, and Trenit, have been identified by
+Mr. H. T. Crofton with the Continental forms, Vennel, Cihari, and
+Tranitza, the last being a common feminine Gypsy name in Hungary.
+
+Euphonious and out-of-the-way names are irresistible to the Gypsy.
+
+“What metal is that box made of, sir?” asked a Gypsy mother on seeing a
+gentleman’s cigarette-case.
+
+“Aluminium,” was the reply.
+
+“What a beautiful name for my gell’s baby!”
+
+According to Charles G. Leland, a Gypsy father, hearing two gentlemen
+talking about Mount Vesuvius, was greatly impressed by the name, and
+consulted with them as to the propriety of giving it to his little boy.
+
+Gypsies dislike to be addressed by their peculiar “fore” or Christian
+names in the presence of _gawjê_; hence to the postman, Ènos become Amos,
+Fèmi—Amy, and Poley—George, and so on. As a rule, you find a Gypsy is
+unwilling to impart his true name to a stranger. May not this reluctance
+be due to a lingering subconscious belief that the possession of one’s
+true name would enable a stranger to work harmful spells upon the owner?
+
+Time was when the belief was widely spread that the utterance of a man’s
+true name drew him to the speaker. Medieval records are full of
+legendary accounts of spirits who were summoned by the casual
+pronunciation of their names. Until lately there were peasants in the
+North of Ireland and Arran who absolutely refused to tell their names to
+a stranger because such knowledge, it was believed, would enable him to
+“call” them, no matter how far he was from them, and whenever he cared to
+do so. They also believed that any spell worked on the written name
+would have the same effect as if worked on the owner.
+
+It is a fact that not a few Gypsy surnames are identical with those of
+ancient noble families, _e.g._ Boswell, or Bosville (sometimes contracted
+to Boss), Gray, Heron, Hearne, or Herne, Lees, Lovells, and Stanleys. It
+has been surmised, by way of explanation, that the Gypsies soon after
+their arrival in this country adopted the surnames of the owners of the
+estates on which particular hordes usually encamped, or the names of
+those landed families who afforded protection to the persecuted
+wanderers.
+
+Speaking of the Gypsies, Gilbert White of Selborne, says, “One of these
+tribes calls itself by the noble name of Stanley.” This mention of the
+Stanleys reminds me that once on Gonerby Hill, near Grantham, on the
+Great North Road, I met a young man who looked like a mechanic out of
+work, yet his bearing was that of a Gypsy. In our talk he admitted that
+he was of Romany blood. He had been a horseman in Lord George Sanger’s
+circus, but something had gone wrong and he was thrown out of employ. At
+first he gave his name as Richardson (not a Gypsy name), but he
+afterwards told me that his grandfather, a Stanley, had been transported,
+for which reason the family assumed the name of Richardson.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER VI
+I MAKE A NEW ACQUAINTANCE
+
+
+FOR several years I was curate-in-charge of a parish abutting upon the
+Great North Road, and during that time I used to meet many Gypsies on the
+famous highway. There passed along it members of the Boswell clan,
+making their way from Edinburgh to London; the dark Herons, after
+spending the summer months in the Northern Counties, came by this route
+to their winter quarters at Nottingham; a lawless horde of Lovells also
+knew this road well. Sometimes these Gypsies would turn aside from the
+dusty highway for a brief rest in the green lanes across an adjacent
+river, but they rarely tarried longer than a day. With one of these
+Gypsies I became intimately acquainted, and this is how our friendship
+began.
+
+One May morning I had been strolling along the aforesaid road, and,
+turning towards the river where it is spanned by an old mill-bridge, I
+loitered there in expectation of the arrival of a pack of otter-hounds,
+visitors from another county; for complaints had long been accumulating
+to the effect that _Lutra_ had been making depredations among the fish,
+game, and poultry all along the reaches of the river. Adjoining the
+bridge was a watermill where often might be heard the humming of the
+great wheel and the roar of foam-flecked water. Mellowed by time’s
+gentle touch, the irregular outlines of the building seemed verily as if
+arranged to be imaged on canvas; timbers and weathered stones were
+everywhere mottled with rosettes of orange and grey lichen, and when the
+sunbeams warmed the tints and tones of the old mill into rich masses of
+colour you experienced a thrill which made you wish to repeat it.
+
+A little way off, our river was crossed by a shallow ford rarely used by
+vehicular traffic, which mostly passed by the bridge. Once a year,
+however, the miller closed the bridge in order to preserve a right-of-way
+through his yard, and on this occasion toll was taken of every cart,
+while a free way was allowed by the ford. But the astute fellow usually
+arranged that the closing of the bridge should coincide with a market day
+at the nearest town, and he would choose a time when the river was
+swollen by flood-water beyond its ordinary dimensions, thus rendering the
+ford a dangerous crossing.
+
+After waiting awhile, a murmur of deep voices broke upon my ear, as with
+a rush and a splash about a score of bonny, rough-coated dogs burst into
+view round a bend in the stream. It was not in my plans to follow the
+dogs, so when the pack and its excited companions had gone by, I
+proceeded leisurely along a lane leading towards the green uplands
+looking down upon the valley.
+
+A little way up the lane I came upon two dark-featured lads, and, going
+up to one of them who was tacking strips of straw-plait upon the top of a
+three-legged table, I said—
+
+“You seem very busy this morning.”
+
+“We must do something for a living.”
+
+“You’re certainly a good hand at your business. How long are you
+stopping here?”
+
+“That’s more nor I know.” (This with a shrewd look at me from top to
+toe.) “Ax grandfather, up yonder wi’ the hosses.”
+
+Higher up the lane, and almost hidden by outlying tangles of bramble and
+wild-rose, sat a man of sixty or more, puffing tobacco smoke from his
+black clay, and near him on the wayside three horses ripped the tender
+grasses.
+
+Looking up at me with a start, the man said—
+
+“Well, you fairly took me by surprise, sir. For a wonder I never heard
+you a-coming. I must be getting deaf.”
+
+“_Romanitshel_?” (Gypsy) I queried.
+
+“_Âvali_, _mi tshavo_” (Yes, my son), he replied; “you’s been among our
+people, that’s plain, or you wouldn’t talk like you do. Mebbe you’s
+heard tell o’ Jonathan Boswell—that’s me. But I must be off now with
+these here hosses to the smithy. We’s _besh_in _akai_ (stopping here)
+for a day or two. Our wagon’s in the _kitshima_ (tavern) yard just past
+the mill.”
+
+“Well, Jonathan, I want you to bring one of those Gypsy-tables the boys
+are making to my place this afternoon; don’t fail to come. I shall _dik
+avrî_ for _tîro mui_ about _trin ora_” (look out for your face about
+three o’clock).
+
+“Right, I’ll be there, _raia_.”
+
+In due course the Gypsy presented himself at my door in company with his
+two grandsons, and among them they carried three tables. I had only
+asked for one, but Jonathan was such a “find” that I gladly purchased all
+the articles and bade the little party follow me into the garden. The
+two grandsons displayed a remarkable knowledge of trees, which they were
+able to identify not merely by their foliage, but by the character of
+their bark. Wild birds they knew by note and flight as well as by
+plumage. There is so much a Gypsy boy knows about nature.
+
+How meagre, by contrast, is the information possessed by the average
+County Council schoolboy; which reminds me that I was once giving an
+object-lesson to a class of fifth-standard children attending our village
+school. We were seated on a river bank whose insect life and botanical
+treasures I had been pointing out to an interested group of listeners.
+As nothing had been said about the scaly denizens of the stream, I
+concluded my talk by putting a question to the entire class.
+
+“Hands up, those who can tell me the names of any fish to be found in
+this river.”
+
+Quickly a dozen pink palms were uplifted, and I could see that several
+lips were bursting with information. Imagine my surprise when I was
+informed—“red-herring, sprats, and mackerel.”
+
+On the following evening I went across the fields to see my friends by
+the watermill. The amber light of sunset was falling upon green hedge
+and rippling river. From a thorn bush a nightingale jug-jugged
+deliciously. There was poetry in the air. Nor was it dispelled by the
+discovery that my friends had drawn their “house on wheels” into the
+grassy lane leading down to the ford.
+
+Seated on a mound of sand, Jonathan was chatting with a stranger who had
+the looks of an Irishman. I joined them, but no sooner had I dropped a
+word or two of Romany than the stranger arose, saying, “I don’t
+understand your talk, so I’d better be going.” He then left us, and,
+seeing he had gone away, old Fazenti, Jonathan’s wife, stepped down from
+the living-wagon, and our discourse became considerably enlivened by her
+presence.
+
+Speaking of _duker_in (fortune-telling), she said, “It’ll go on while the
+world lasts,” which was Fazzy’s way of saying that the credulous will be
+in the world after the poor have left it. “It’s the hawking-basket that
+gi’s us our chance, don’t you _dik_ (see)? I takes care never to be
+without my licence, and the _muskro_ (policeman) would have to get up
+wery early to catch old Fazzy asleep. Did I ever have any _mulo-mas_?
+{61} Many’s the time I’ve had a bit. In spring, when lambs are about,
+that’s the time for _mulo-mas_.
+
+“A good country for hedgehogs is this, but we don’t eat ’em in the
+spring. The back end of the year is the best time for ’em; there’s a bit
+of flesh on ’em then. When you find one, if he’s rolled up in a ball,
+you rub his back with a stick right down his spine, and he’ll open out
+fast enough. Then you hit him hard on the nose, and he’s as dead as a
+door nail. The old way of cooking him was to cover him with clay and
+bake him in the fire. When he was cooked you tapped the clay ball, and
+the prickles and skin came away with the clay. Nowadays we burn down the
+bristles, then shave ’em off, draw and clean him and roast him on a spit
+before a hot fire. He’s wery good with _puvengri_s (potatoes), sage, and
+onions. _Bouri_s (snails) are good to eat in winter. You get them in a
+hard frost from behind old stumps of trees. You put salt on ’em and they
+make fine broth. Wery strengthening is _bouri-zimen_” (snail broth).
+
+ [Picture: A rest by the way. Photo. Fred Shaw]
+
+While we were conversing, Jonathan’s grandsons passed by with a lurcher.
+
+“A useful dog, that, I should think,” said I.
+
+“_Kushto yek sî dova_ for _shushiaw_ and _kanengrê_” (A good one is that
+for rabbits and hares), replied the old man. “I minds well the day I
+bought him off a man with a pot-cart as was stopping along with us. We’d
+got leave from a farmer to draw into a lane running between some clover
+fields, and we were just sitting down to a cup o’ tea when a keeper comes
+along and says—
+
+“‘I’m afraid some of you fellows have been up to mischief, because
+there’s a hare in a snare along this hedge.’
+
+“‘Then it’s somebody else’s snare, not ours,’ I says, ‘for we’s only just
+got here, and yon farmer as give us leave to stop will tell you the same
+if you ask him.’
+
+“‘Well, see here,’ says the keeper, ‘there’s a rabbit for your pot. Keep
+a sharp look out, and mind you let me know if anybody comes to fetch that
+hare. There’s my cottage up yonder.’
+
+“Then he went away, and would you believe it, a bit after the moon got up
+we see a man coming across the field and straight to that snare he went,
+and as he was taking the hare out of it, there was a tap on his shoulder
+from the keeper. Now, who do you think the man was that got catched so
+nicely? _It was the willage policeman_. And that night I bought that
+here _jukel_ (dog), I did, and me and the dog had a fine time among the
+_shushiaw_ (rabbits) after the keeper and the policeman had gone away.
+About a week after, the _muskro_ (policeman) had to appear in court, and
+a wery poor figure he cut afore the _pukinger_ (magistrate). You see, he
+was catched proper, and couldn’t get out of it no-how. The pot-cart man
+and me had to go up as witnesses.”
+
+“You’ll know this countryside well, I expect. Do you ever spend the
+night in Dark Lane, as I believe they call it?”
+
+“One time we used to stop there a lot, _rai_, but they won’t let us now.
+How’smiver, we _hatsh odoi_ (encamp there) for a _râti_ (night) at odd
+times, spite of everybody.”
+
+This remark was accompanied by a half-smothered chuckle from Jonathan,
+who, while filling his pipe from my tobacco pouch, seemed to be
+ruminating upon a reminiscence which presently came out.
+
+The said lane lies pleasantly between a neighbouring village and the
+river, and about the month of May the grass down there begins to be
+sweet, but woe to the Gypsies whom the constable finds encamped
+thereabouts.
+
+Jonathan went on to tell how he and his party once passed a night very
+happily there when the may-buds were bursting. And this is how it was
+done.
+
+In a wayside tavern the Gypsy had heard it whispered that the County
+Police had gone to the town for the annual inspection, which involved a
+temporary absence of the constables from their respective localities.
+But, to make quite sure of this, on arriving at the village of F—,
+Jonathan sought out a certain cottage and thus addressed himself to a
+constable’s wife—
+
+“Is the sergeant at home?”
+
+“No, my man. What do you want him for?”
+
+“A pony of mine has gone astray, and I want him to let me know if he
+hears anything about it. Perhaps he’ll be at home to-night?”
+
+“He won’t, I’m afraid.”
+
+“Thank you, ma’am.”
+
+Thus Jonathan camped down Dark Lane with impunity.
+
+One morning shortly after my meeting with Jonathan, a Gypsy mother called
+at my Rectory. She led her black-eyed, five-year-old boy by the hand.
+Brown as a berry, the handsome little fellow would have served admirably
+for an artist’s model, and his mother had many pleasing touches of Gypsy
+colour about her attire. From beneath a bright red _diklo_ (kerchief)
+which she wore, a few black curls straggled out on to her forehead, and a
+gay bodice showed under her green shawl. The woman said that she had
+heard so much of me from her father—Jonathan Boswell—that she had come on
+purpose to see me. I invited her into the kitchen, and over bread and
+cheese and ale we chatted.
+
+“Ain’t we all delated, _raia_, come to think of it? There’s a Man above
+as made us all.”
+
+Quickly I made friends with the little boy, and at my request his mother
+afforded our household no small delight by leaving her son with us for
+the day. The tiny lad was entirely unaccustomed to house ways, and his
+behaviour was a study. On seeing a Christmas card with the Christ-child
+lying in the manger guarded by a white-winged angel, he exclaimed, “I
+know what that is” (pointing to the heavenly visitant); “we often sees
+’em flying over the fields. _It’s a seagull_.”
+
+With great readiness he joined in the games of my children, such as
+shuttlecock and battledore, skipping, and the like. Sitting at a table
+for a meal was evidently a novel experience for the little chap, and it
+was amusing to see him slip off his chair and squat on the hearthrug,
+putting his plate on his knee as though a Gypsy boy ought not to do
+exactly as the _gawjê_, and he used his fingers freely in lieu of fork
+and spoon. After the meal we sat round the fire, and talked of his life
+on the road.
+
+“I found a hen’s nest in the hedge-bottom, this morning, I did.”
+
+“Any eggs in?” I asked.
+
+“Yes; three.”
+
+“Did you take them?”
+
+“No, I left ’em—_till there was more_.”
+
+Then I told him fairy tales of green woods, ghosts, and goblins, and he
+became excited, springing once or twice from his chair, as if he would
+like to have danced about the room.
+
+“Oh, I knows a lot about _mulo_s” (ghosts), said the little Gypsy.
+“There’s different sorts—milk-white ’uns and coal-black ’uns. When we’re
+abed at nights, they come screaming round our wagon and flapping at the
+windows. My daddy gets his gun and shoots, then we hears ’em no more for
+a bit. But they are soon back agen, and I’m that frit when I hears ’em,
+I can’t sleep. When mammy’s going out with her basket of a morning, and
+daddy’s gone somewhere to see about a hoss, I daren’t go far into the big
+wood agen our stopping-place, ’cos of the black pig what lives there.
+Daddy has seen it, and nobody can’t kill it, for you can bang a stick
+right through it without hurting it. Mammy allus says, ‘Don’t you never
+go into that wood, else the black pig’ll get you.’”
+
+We showed him picture books, and, pointing to an ass and a foal, he said,
+“My daddy’s got a little donkey just like that, three months old, and
+when it’s bigger I shall ride on it, like that man’s doing in the
+pictur’.”
+
+We rambled in the Rectory garden, and he quickly found a hedgehog in its
+nest. All the senses of this little fellow were extremely alert.
+
+In the early evening his mother returned for him, and their meeting was a
+pretty sight. Placing her hawking-basket on the ground, she picked up
+her laddie in her arms and kissed him. Slowly the pair walked away,
+casting more than one backward glance at the house.
+
+A few days later, news reached me of a Gypsy arrival in a green lane
+about a mile from my Rectory. I therefore hastened across the fields,
+and, long before sighting the party, whiffs of wood-smoke, which the
+breeze brought my way, told that they were already encamped. On reaching
+the spot, Farmer W—’s best bullock pasture, I spied Jonathan’s cart along
+with other vehicles drawn up with their backs towards a high hedge.
+There were fires on the grass, and from family groups merry voices rang
+out on the air. In the lane a troop of children were hovering around a
+little black donkey, a pretty young foal, which allowed them to fondle it
+to their hearts’ content. What a picture it was which greeted
+me—tree-boles, tilt-carts, and hedgerows lit up by the fading sunlight,
+and the blue smoke of the fires wafted about the undulating field dipping
+down to the river. Quickly I dropped into a corner by one of the fires,
+and the mirth was just at its height when up rode Farmer W— on his
+chestnut cob.
+
+ [Picture: A Wayside Idyl. Photo. Fred Shaw]
+
+“Where’s that scamp of a Boswell?” he shouted angrily.
+
+Jonathan stepped forward, hanging his head somewhat.
+
+“What does all this mean?” asked the farmer. “I thought it was only for
+yourself that you begged leave to stop here. Who the divil’s all this
+gang?”
+
+“I really couldn’t help it,” said Jonathan. “They stuck to me, and would
+come in. They’re all delations of mine, don’t you see, sir?”
+
+A look from the Gypsy made me step forward and plead for the party, which
+I did with success.
+
+ [Picture: Children of the Open Air. Photo. Fred Shaw]
+
+About the middle of June I was again in Old Boswell’s company. Under a
+hedge pink with wild-roses, we sat smoking and waiting for the fair to
+begin on Stow Green, a South Lincolnshire common. Already horses were
+assembling and dealers were beginning to arrive in all sorts of
+conveyances. Hot sunshine blazed down upon the common, whose only
+building was a wretched-looking lockup, around which lounged several
+representatives of the county constabulary. Wandering in and about the
+motley throng, I caught a whisper going the round that a fight was to
+take place before the end of the day. It had been explained to me that
+this fight was not the result of any quarrel arising at the fair. It had
+been arranged long beforehand. Whenever a difference arose between two
+families, champions were told off to fight the matter out at Stow Green
+Fair.
+
+Somewhere about the middle of the afternoon, as the business began to
+slacken, a number of people were seen to move to one corner of the
+common. Evidently something was afoot. I wandered across and found a
+crowd consisting mainly of Gypsies, and in order to get a better view, I
+climbed upon a trestle table outside a booth. In the middle of a ring of
+people stood two of the dark Grays, stripped to the waist, and, at a
+signal given by an elderly man, the combatants put up their “maulers” and
+the fight began. It was by no means a one-sided contest, the men being
+well matched with regard to weight and strength. Blow followed blow in
+quick succession, and at the first drawing of blood the Gypsy onlookers
+became excited, and the entire crowd began to surge to and fro. Of
+course, the police hurried up, but soon perceived that it was useless to
+interfere.
+
+“Let ’em have it out,” cried many voices. After a breathing space, the
+fighters again closed in, and, parting a little, one of them stepped back
+a pace or two and, springing towards his opponent, dealt him a heavy blow
+which determined the battle, and all was over. At this juncture, the
+table on which I and others stood suddenly gave way, and we were
+precipitated to the grass, but no harm was done, beyond a few bruises and
+the shattering of sundry jugs and glasses.
+
+An echo of a fighting song haunts me as I recall this Gypsy contest on
+Stow Green—
+
+ “Whack it on the grinders, thump it on the jaw,
+ Smack it on the tater-trap a dozen times or more.
+ Slap it on the snuff-box, make the claret fly,
+ Thump it on the jaw again, never say die.”
+
+After the fair was over I sat under a hedge and took tea with Jonathan
+and Fazenti.
+
+A hare’s back adorned my plate.
+
+“Why, mother, I didn’t know that this was in season.”
+
+“My _dinelo_ (simpleton), don’t you _jin_ (know) _it’s always in season
+with the likes of us_?”
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER VII
+THE BLACKPOOL GYPSYRY
+
+
+IT has been said that if an architect, a caterer, and a poet were
+commissioned to construct out of our existing south and east coast
+resorts a place which, in its appeal to the million, might compare with
+Blackpool, they would utterly fail, a saying not to be questioned for a
+moment.
+
+Yet the sight which thrilled me most, as I beheld it years ago, was not
+the cluster of gilded pleasure-palaces in the town, but the gay Gypsyry
+squatting on the sand-dunes at the extremity of the South Shore.
+Living-vans of green and gold with their flapping canvas covers; domed
+tents whose blankets of red and grey had faded at the touch of sun and
+wind; boarden porches and outgrowths of a fantastic character, the work
+of Romany carpenters; unabashed advertisements announcing Gypsy queens
+patronized by duchesses and lords; bevies of black-eyed, wheedling
+witches eager to pounce upon the stroller into Gypsydom; and troops of
+fine children, shock-headed and jolly—all these I beheld in the Gypsyry
+which is now no more. “Life enjoyed to the last” might well have been
+its epitaph.
+
+Those were the days of Old Sarah Boswell and her nephews Kenza and Oscar;
+Johnny and Wasti Gray; Elijah Heron and his son Poley; Bendigo and
+Morjiana Purum; the vivacious Robinsons; Dolferus Petulengro and Noarus
+Tâno; some of whom, alas, “have joined the people whom no true Romany
+will call by name.”
+
+ [Picture: On the Look-Out. Photo. T. J. Lewis]
+
+Hot June sunshine flooded the sandhills on the afternoon of my entry into
+the encampment, which, by the way, was made strategetically from the
+rear. Thus it was that I lighted upon the retired tent of the oldest
+occupants of the Gypsyry. Unlike the alert and expectant Romany mothers
+and maids who hovered about this Gypsy town’s front gate, Ned Boswell’s
+widow sat drowsing at the tent door, overpowered by the midsummer heat.
+I was about to turn away, intending to revisit the old lady later on,
+when her son Alma, the lynx-eyed, popped upon me from round the corner,
+and in a sandy hollow a little way off we were soon deep in conversation.
+
+“Now, _rashai_,” said Alma, after we had talked awhile, “there’s one
+thing I would like to ask you. Where do you think us _Romanitshel_s
+reely origin’d from?”
+
+Here I was confronted by a question which has been asked throughout the
+ages, and addressed to myself how many times?
+
+Who are the Gypsies, and where did they come from? Bulky tomes have been
+filled with scholarly speculations upon these questions, and so varied
+have been the conclusions arrived at that we appear to be no nearer to
+the solution of the mystery than when about the year 1777 the German
+Rudiger first made known to the world that the Gypsies spoke an Indian
+dialect, which discovery is said “to have injured more than it served in
+the quest after the origin of the Gypsies, because it has prevented
+scholars from searching for it.” Taking philology for our guide, we may
+believe that the ancestors of our Gypsies tarried for centuries in
+North-West India, a region which they quitted with their faces set
+towards the west not later than about 1000 A.D. To quote the words of an
+authority {73} on the linguistic side of the problem: “Their language
+proves that they once inhabited Northern India, but as no Indian writers
+have left any documents describing this people, their mode of life in
+India, and the most interesting point of all, why they emigrated, must
+for ever remain a matter for conjecture. It is, however, surprising what
+can be proved from our present knowledge of their language, which, it is
+generally admitted, must rank as an independent eighth among the seven
+modern Indian languages of the Aryan stock, based on Sanskrit. To begin
+with, the grammatical peculiarities of the language of the Gypsies
+resemble those of the modern Aryan languages of India so closely that it
+is impossible not to believe that they were developed side by side.
+Comparing Gypsy and Hindi, for example, we find that their declensions
+are based exactly on the same principle, that neither has a real genitive
+case, that both decline their adjectives only when used as nouns. Now it
+is generally held that these modern forms came slowly into existence
+throughout the eleventh century, when the old synthetical structure of
+the Sanskrit was broken up and thrown into confusion, but not quite lost,
+while the modern auxiliary verbs and prepositions were as yet hardly
+fully established in their stead. Therefore, it is extremely unlikely
+that the Gypsies left India before the tenth century, when they could
+have carried away with them, so to speak, the germs of the new
+construction, absorbed on Indian soil.”
+
+From the words they borrowed from Persia, Armenia, and Greece, we know
+that the wanderers passed through these countries on their way westward,
+but, since no Arabic or Coptic words are found in the Gypsy tongue, we
+infer that they were never in Egypt. The theory of the Egyptian origin
+of the _Romanitshel_s probably arose from legends which they themselves
+set afloat.
+
+Two stories were repeated by the Gypsies. They said that they were
+Egyptian penitents on a seven years’ pilgrimage. The Saracens had
+attacked them in Egypt, and, having surrendered to their enemies, they
+became Saracens themselves and denied Christ. Now, as a penance, they
+were ordered to travel for seven years without sleeping in a bed. A
+second story was that their exile was a punishment for the sin of having
+refused hospitality to Joseph and the Virgin Mary when they fled into
+Egypt with the newborn Christ-child to escape the anger of Herod.
+
+Associated with the Gypsies are other legends which may have been
+invented by them for similar purposes. An old tradition asserts that
+Caspar, one of the three Magi, was a Gypsy, and that it was he who (as
+their ruler) first converted them to the Christian religion. The
+Lithuanian Gypsies say that stealing has been permitted in their favour
+by God because the Gypsies, being present at the Crucifixion, stole one
+of the four nails, and therefore God allows them to steal, and it is not
+accounted a sin to them.
+
+Needless to say, the foregoing statements were not delivered to Alma
+Boswell. Of their actual history the Anglo-Romany folk know nothing, but
+this does not prevent them from holding some curious notions about
+themselves. So, in response to Alma’s question about the origin of the
+Gypsies, I replied that great scholars believed his race to have come
+from India.
+
+“Oh, I think they’re wrong,” said Alma. “Far more likely we came from
+the land of Bethlehem. Being a _rashai_ (parson), you’ll know the Bible,
+I suppose, from cover to cover. Well, you’ve heard of the man called
+Cain. Now, don’t the Old Book say that he went away and married a
+black-eyed camper-gal, one of our roving folks? I reckons we sprang from
+them. We was the first people what the dear Lord made, and mebbe we
+shall be the last on earth. When all the rest is wore out, there’ll
+still be a few of our folks travelling with tents and wagons.”
+
+Such was Alma’s idea of the origin of the Gypsies.
+
+“But there,” he continued, “you must read my Uncle Westarus’s big book
+all about our people. There was a doctor and a lawyer, wery kind
+gentlemen, real _bawrê raiaw_ (swells), who used to talk to my uncle for
+hours on end, and they wrote down every word he said, and then he wrote
+them a sight of letters, wery long ones, and they are all of ’em in
+print. So if you reads that book, you’ll larn all as is’ known about
+us.”
+
+Alma’s Uncle Westarus was certainly a remarkable Gypsy, possessing quite
+a library, which he carried about with him on his travels. It is on
+record that at the age of fifty-five his library included several volumes
+of fiction, history, poetry, and science, a large Bible, a Church of
+England Prayer Book, Burns’s _Justice_, as well as English, Greek, and
+Latin dictionaries.
+
+For the information of those who may not already know it, the volume
+designated by Alma “my uncle’s book” is a most valuable _vade mecum_ for
+Gypsy students entitled _The Dialect of the English Gypsies_, by Dr. Bath
+Smart and Mr. H. T. Crofton.
+
+There was a strong dash of Gypsy pride in Alma’s remark that the Boswells
+were the only real Gypsies left. “These others all about us are _kek
+tatsho_” (not genuine), he said, with a wave of the hand; “they’re only
+half-breeds.”
+
+“But,” I queried, “are not the Herons and Lees good Gypsies?” Then,
+veering from his first statement, he admitted that the families I had
+named might be allowed a place among the old roots.
+
+Then followed a discussion about grades of Gypsy blood. These were
+classified by Alma—
+
+1. The Black _Romanitshel_s, “the real thing.”
+
+2. The _Didakai_s, or half-breeds, who pronounce the Romany words _dik
+akai_ (look here) as _did akai_.
+
+3. Hedge-crawlers, or mumpers. “There’s a lot of ’em up London way,”
+said Alma. “We’d scorn to go near the likes of them—a _tshikli_ (dirty)
+lot, not Gypsies at all.”
+
+In his last remark Alma certainly hit the nail on the head. The
+distinction between the Gypsy and the mumper cannot be too strongly
+emphasized. Anyone who has known members of our old Gypsy families, such
+as the Boswells, Grays, Herons, Lees, Lovells, Smiths, Stanleys, and
+Woods, will never again make the grave error of confounding the Gypsy
+with the mumper.
+
+Rising from our hollow in the sand, we walked a little way between the
+tents, and when Alma took the railway crossing for a ramble in the town,
+I betook myself to his mother’s tent. Having just aroused from sleep,
+the old lady was somewhat absent-minded, but she was quickly on the alert
+at hearing my greeting in Romany.
+
+“What gibberish is it you’re talking, my gentleman?”
+
+“You understand it well enough, I’m thinking, mother.”
+
+So blank was her look, so well-feigned her ignorance, that for the nonce
+it seemed that after all the ancient language of the tents was a delusion
+and a dream.
+
+Then methought of a plan I had tried before. Having for many years made
+a study of Gypsy pedigrees, I have often been able to give a temporary
+shock to a Gypsy’s mind by telling him the names of his
+great-grandfathers and of his uncles and aunts, paternal and maternal.
+“How came you to know all this, Mr. Hall?” my Gypsy will ask. “You
+certainly don’t look an old man.”
+
+It was now my turn to pretend ignorance.
+
+“If it’s not being very inquisitive, Mrs. Boswell, I am wondering what
+your maiden-name may have been?”
+
+“That I won’t tell you, and nobody in this town knows what it was.”
+
+“Is that really so? Fancy, no one in Blackpool knows your maiden-name.”
+
+“Not a soul.” (This very solemnly.)
+
+“Then what if I can tell you?”
+
+“Well, what was it, my gentleman?” eyeing me curiously.
+
+“You are one of the Drapers—Old Israel’s daughter, if I’m not mistaken”
+(looking straight into her large eyes as though reading the information
+at the back of her brain), “and your two sisters were Rodi and Lani.”
+
+If a stone figure had spoken, she could scarcely have looked more amazed,
+and, quite forgetting herself, she exclaimed—
+
+“_Av adrê_, _mi tshavo_, and _besh tălê_” (Come inside, my son, and sit
+down).
+
+Mrs. Boswell’s manner was now so amiable, and her voice so soft, that as
+she handed me cake and tea, I felt as if I had known her all my life.
+All who have ever met a pure-bred Gypsy will know what Romany politeness
+is, and how charming a sense of the fitness of things these wanderers
+possess. As one who has worked hard at Gypsy genealogy, I have myself
+often been surprised at one thing. A member of the _kawlo rat_ (black
+blood) will betray no inquisitiveness in regard to his tiresome
+interlocutor who may be a perfect stranger to him. How many of us, I
+wonder, would care to be subjected to such an inquisition as we sometimes
+inflict upon a Gypsy by our interrogations as to his ancestry? Yet the
+Gypsy apparently takes it all with complacence and good humour.
+
+When taking mine ease behind the scenes in a Gypsy camp, it has often
+amused me to observe how extremes meet. After all, the tastes of the
+high and the low are not so very far removed. If the duchess is proud of
+her blue blood and her ancestral tree, so is the Gypsy of her black blood
+and lengthy pedigree. I have known “swells” who liked their game so
+“high” that it almost ran into the fields again, a taste akin to the
+Gypsy’s liking for _mulo-mas_. The Gypsy mother’s love for her black
+cutty joins hands with the after-dinner cigarette in my lady’s boudoir.
+It goes without saying that politeness is a stamp of both extremes.
+
+In the cool of the evening I wandered inland to a sequestered camp, where
+Isaac and Sinfai Heron, those aristocrats of their race, sat by their
+fire in an angle where two hedgerows met.
+
+“We likes a bit o’ quiet, you see,” said the slender, gracious Sinfai,
+when I asked why they had pitched on a spot so far from Blackpool’s South
+Shore.
+
+“Get the _rai_ one o’ the rugs to _besh oprê_” (sit upon), said Isaac to
+his grandson Walter, who trotted off briskly to a large tent, and
+reappeared with a smartly striped coverlet, which he spread for me
+beneath the hedge. A second grandson, with a similar alacrity, set off
+at Sinfai’s bidding to find sticks for the fire. The devotion of these
+lads to their grandparents seemed to spring from a sense of comradery
+rather than reverence, and the quaint deference paid in turn by the old
+people to the boys impressed me not a little—a thing I have often
+observed in Romany camps.
+
+Old Isaac’s memory carried him back to Mousehold Heath of the long ago,
+and, listening to his talk, one could see the brown tents and smoking
+fires amid the ling and fern. Among the Gypsies reclining by those fires
+were the Smiths, the Maces, the Pinfolds, and the Grays—Sinfai’s folk—and
+of course some of the old Herons. Niabai, Isaac’s father, would sit
+mending kettles, for, like many of the Gypsies of those days, he was a
+tinker by calling, and when on travel would carry his grindstone on his
+back. Sometimes of an evening, “Mister Burrow” would walk up on to the
+Heath for a chat with Niabai and his wife “Crowy,” so called by reason of
+her very dark features. Borrow picked up from Crowy many a Romany _lav_
+(word). Gypsy fights were common on the Heath, and at times the fern
+would be trampled down by the crowds who came from far and near to
+witness these thrilling scenes.
+
+Old Isaac had two uncles of whom he made mention—William Heron, always
+known as “the handsome man,” and Robert Heron, known as “the lame man.”
+Examples of a remarkable exactness of observation are Borrow’s
+pen-portraits of the two last-named brothers contained in the
+Introduction to _The Zincali_. The writer does not mention them by name,
+but when I submitted a memorized version of these word-pictures to my
+friend Isaac he at once recognized his uncles, William and Robert.
+
+Let us open _The Zincali_.
+
+Handsome William is standing by his horse. He is tall, as were all the
+men of his clan.
+
+ “Almost a giant, for his height could not have been less than six
+ feet three. It is impossible for the imagination to conceive
+ anything more perfectly beautiful than were the features of this man,
+ and the most skilful sculptor of Greece might have taken them as his
+ model for a hero and a god. The forehead was exceedingly lofty—a
+ rare thing in a Gypsy; the nose less Roman than Grecian—fine, yet
+ delicate; the eyes large, overhung with long, drooping lashes, giving
+ them almost a melancholy expression; it was only when the lashes were
+ elevated that the Gypsy glance was seen, if that can be called a
+ glance which is a strange stare, like nothing else in the world. His
+ complexion was a beautiful olive, and his teeth were of a brilliance
+ uncommon even amongst these people, who have all fine teeth. He was
+ dressed in a coarse wagoner’s slop, which, however, was unable to
+ conceal altogether his noble and Herculean figure. He might be about
+ twenty-eight.”
+
+William is said to have persisted in carrying his own silver mug in his
+coat pocket, and would drink out of no other vessel. “I’d scorn to wet
+my lips with a drop of drink out of a _gawjikeno kuro_,” meaning the
+publican’s mugs.
+
+Robert, William’s elder brother, remained on horseback, looking “more
+like a phantom than anything human. His complexion was the colour of
+pale dust, and of that same colour was all that pertained to him, hat and
+clothes. His boots were dusty of course, for it was midsummer, and his
+very horse was of a dusty dun. His features were whimsically ugly, most
+of his teeth were gone, and as to age, he might be thirty or sixty. He
+was somewhat lame and halt, but an unequalled rider when once upon his
+steed, which he was naturally not very solicitous to quit.”
+
+Robert was always considered the wizard of the clan. Never having been
+married, he dispensed with a tent, preferring, like some of the deep
+Woods of Wales, to sleep in a barn. He was nicknamed “Church” Robert,
+because he was a reader and had a wonderful memory, and sometimes going
+to church he listened to lessons and psalms and would afterwards reel
+them off like a _roker_in _tshiriklo_ (parrot).
+
+When I made a move to go, Old Isaac drew himself to his full height and
+said, “_Av akai apopli_, _rashai_” (Come here again, parson), and the
+boys to whom I had mentioned my roving experiences urged me to come and
+camp near them. “Let us put up a tent for you here next to ours.”
+Sinfai, who walked to the field-gate with me, slipped into my pocket a
+_bita delaben_ (small gift), a green wineglass.
+
+A sunset of rare beauty was reddening the sandhills when I returned to
+the Gypsyry on the South Shore. For a while I walked up and down in the
+miniature fair, and before I turned my face towards the town, lights
+began to appear in the tent baulks and the stars came out over the
+darkening sea.
+
+Next morning I was walking along the spacious sea-front with Archie Smith
+for companion, and in the distance appeared a little man pushing a
+grinding-barrow. Quickening our steps, we overtook him and found he was
+Elijah Heron on his morning round. I inquired where he was stopping, and
+promised to visit him later in the day. My companion, the lively Archie,
+was reeling off for my benefit a list of the inhabitants of the South
+Shore Gypsyry, and had just mentioned Bendigo Purum, when, rounding a
+corner, we met the man himself, a very swarthy Gypsy—almost black, one
+might say.
+
+“_Roker_ of the _Beng_,” whispered Archie, “and you’ll _dik lesti_” (see
+him).
+
+Farther along in a narrow thoroughfare we observed several Gypsy women
+out a-shopping, their gay _diklo_s and blouses making splashes of bright
+colour in the crowded street. It seemed to me that Blackpool was alive
+with Gypsies. In the afternoon I returned to the South Shore, and,
+hearing the strains of a violin proceeding from a gorgeous red blanket
+tent in a field near the railway, I made my way thither, and to my joy I
+discovered Eros and Lias Robinson at home.
+
+Here is a song which I heard from the lips of Lias—
+
+ “_Mandi’s tshori puri dai_
+ _Jaw_’d _adrê kongri_ to _shun_ the _rashai_;
+ The _gawjê saw sal_’d as _yoi besh_’d _talê_;
+ _Yoi dik_’d ’_drê_ the _lil_, but _yoi keka del-aprê_;
+ The _rashai roker_’d agen _duker_in, _pen_’d _dova sos_ a _laj_,
+ But _yov keka jin_’d _mandi duker_’d _yov_’s _tshai_,
+ _Puker_’d _yoi_’d _romer_ a _barvdo rai_.”
+
+_Translation_.
+
+ “My poor old mother
+ Went into church to hear the parson;
+ The gentiles all laughed as she sat down;
+ She looked into the book, but she could not read;
+ The parson talked against fortune-telling, said it was a shame,
+ But he never knew I had told his daughter’s fortune,
+ Told her she’d marry a wealthy squire.”
+
+Lias was full of reminiscences of wanderings through the heart of Wales,
+and I listened with keen interest to his talk about the deep Woods. In
+my readings of Leland’s writings I had come upon the mention of Mat Wood
+whom, in after years, I had the good fortune to meet in Wales. During
+his Welsh wanderings, Lias had met several sons of John Roberts, the
+harpist, concerning whom I had learned much from Groome’s delightful
+book, _In Gipsy Tents_. Here I may mention that Old John Roberts was an
+occasional visitor to Lincolnshire in days gone by. He travelled widely
+with his harp, on which he was a talented player. My wife, who hails
+from the Fen country, remembers John’s visits to her native village of
+Fleet, near Holbeach in Lincolnshire, where he would play on the parish
+green, as well as on the lawns of private houses. A venerable-looking,
+bearded man, who might have passed for a clergyman, he was a welcome
+guest in the home of my father-in-law, where he would play old airs to a
+pianoforte accompaniment.
+
+ [Picture: The gypsy’s parson with his friends. Photo. Fred Shaw]
+
+The afternoon and evening which followed my morning ramble were crowded
+with Gypsy experiences. At the back of a large tent sat Kenza Boswell
+fiddling, while his daughters danced with exceeding grace.
+
+Next, Noarus Tâno, in one of his skittish moods, kept me in fits of
+laughter for ten minutes. He was the humorist of the Blackpool camp.
+
+Entirely unaccustomed to controlling his imagination, Noarus will tell an
+extraordinary tale in which he himself plays a part, with no other object
+than to amuse his hearer, or to lift himself a little higher in your
+esteem. And just as no one is expected to believe the narratives of
+Baron Munchausen, so the Gypsy in telling his “lying tale” is perfectly
+content with the laughter of the listener. This gay spirit of
+exaggeration certainly stamps the following tale told by Old Tâno.
+
+ [Picture: Friends at the fair. Photo. Fred Shaw]
+
+The scene is the kitchen of the village inn, and poultry-lifting is the
+topic of conversation. It is Noarus who speaks—
+
+ “There’s a farmer’s wife up in the willage what’s been blaming a
+ two-legged fox for robbing her hen-roost. I say it’s some low dealer
+ what comes out of the town with a light cart on a shiny night when
+ the stormy winds are blowing, so as folks shan’t hear him at work.
+ You knows the sort, but us Gypsies has a different way. When did you
+ ever know any of us to meddle with anythink in these here parts?
+ Don’t your farmers buy ponies off us? Ain’t we highly respected by
+ the gentle-folk for miles round? Why, there was a squire up in
+ Yorkshire, a prize-poultry fancier, as know’d my people wery well.
+ We often camped on his land and never meddled with nothink. He
+ trusted us so much that he comes down to our tents one day and says
+ to my daddy—
+
+ “‘I want to beg a favour of you, Tâno. I’m going abroad for a while,
+ and I want you and your son to take charge of my poultry farm while
+ I’m away.’
+
+ “Well, my daddy and me took charge of his prize fowls, and when he
+ come back again, how do you think he found things, my gentlemen?”
+
+ The company, profoundly impressed by the speaker’s discourse,
+ exclaimed with one voice—
+
+ “All right to a feather.”
+
+ “Nay, that he never did. _We_’d _ate the hull blessed lot_!”
+
+Mindful of my promise to visit Elijah Heron, I sought out his tent, and I
+had to stoop very low to get in the doorway. In my pocket was a heavy,
+silver-mounted brier pipe possessing a large amber mouthpiece. This I
+presented to the old man, and it was good to see his face light up with
+pleasure. “_Tatsheni rup si kova_” (Real silver is this), he said,
+pointing to the mountings. “A _swêgler_’s _kek kushto_ without _tuvalo_”
+(A pipe’s no good without tobacco), I remarked, handing him a cake of
+Black Jack. He lighted up and looked as happy as a king.
+
+Noticing that I was slightly deaf, he recommended oil extracted from
+vipers as good for deafness. The mention of snakes took him back to his
+sojourn in the Antipodes. “I never talks of _saps_ (snakes) but I thinks
+of the days when I was travelling in ’Stralia. One night I got leave
+from a farmer to stop near a river, but I didn’t _hatsh odoi_ (remain
+there) for more than an hour or two, for I found there was _saps_
+about—nasty, hissing critturs. A black man as come down to the river to
+water some hosses told me that the _saps_ sometimes _maw_’d (killed)
+animals near the river, so I packed up my traps and kept on the road all
+night. Give me Old England, I say. I’m right glad to be back here.”
+
+ * * * * *
+
+In a little tent hard by, I heard Poley and his wife singing as I said
+“Good-night” to Elijah. Happy, twinkling eyes they were that looked out
+at me from that little tent door as I passed. I envy you that merry
+heart, Poley, that evergreen spirit of yours, and, recalling your face, I
+see again the array of Gypsy tents as twilight dropped its purple veil on
+Blackpool’s pleasant shore.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER VIII
+A TRENTSIDE FAIR
+
+
+OVERNIGHT a welcome rain had fallen upon a thirsty land, and morning
+broke cool and grey, with a lively breeze stirring the tree-tops, and
+shaking the raindrops from the grasses, as I strode along the banks of
+the river Trent, with my face set towards West Stockwith Horse Fair. The
+long, dry summer was drawing to a close, and there was an agreeable sense
+of novelty in the rain-drenched aspect of the countryside. After a
+harvest prematurely ripened by an exuberance of sunshine, brown-cheeked
+September was now hastening to splash here a leaf and there a spray with
+rich colour, and on this particular morning it seemed to me that reeds,
+flags, and willows were taking on autumnal tints earlier than usual.
+Occasionally, from the river bank, I spied a water-rat or a coot swimming
+amongst the sedges, and once on the path stretching before me a pert
+wagtail—the Gypsy bird—foretold, as the Gypsies say, a coming encounter
+with roving friends.
+
+Pleasantly enough my early morning walk terminated at the old-world
+Trentside village of my destination. By this time, between the vapours
+rolling overhead, the sun had appeared, and was gilding the barges moored
+to a primitive quay below the long line of straggling houses. On the
+Lincolnshire side of the Trent quite a colony of Gypsy vans had drawn up
+on a turfy plateau, and their owners were now to be seen crossing the
+river by ferry-boat, their laughter floating to me over the water. This
+was by no means my first visit to the riverside horse fair, and after
+refreshing at one of the inns, I went down the lane to the fair-ground
+occupying two fields, in the larger of which were already assembled
+horses and dealers in a state of lively commotion beyond a fringe of
+ale-booths and luncheon tents; while in the smaller field were gathered
+numerous Gypsy families with their carts and smoking fires.
+
+Never in my life do I remember to have witnessed such a horde of ancient
+vagabonds of both sexes as on this occasion, and with no little delight I
+stood and gazed upon the picture. What struck me in particular was the
+motley character of the party. Decrepit great-grandfolks mumbling
+together; grandfathers in ragged garb and battered hats; wizened
+grandmothers sucking their pipes; aged uncles and aunts in time-stained
+tatters; wives in their teens dandling babies; bright-eyed children
+drumming happily on the bottoms of inverted pots and pans; merry lads and
+lasses, interspersed amongst an assembly of the quaintest rag dolls it
+has ever been my fortune to behold. It seemed to me as if all the old
+Romany folk of several counties had met together for the last time in
+their lives.
+
+Moving into the larger field, I had not gone far before I felt a tug at
+my sleeve, and, looking round, I saw the two lads whom I had met with
+Jonathan by the watermill. They led me straight to a little covered cart
+drawn under the hedge where Boswell was conversing with ’Plisti Smith.
+
+As I have said elsewhere, the play-spirit is strong in the Gypsy, even in
+his latter years, and while talking with my two friends up came a
+comical-looking Gypsy, Charley Welch, who must have been nearer ninety
+than seventy, and, picking up a potato lying on the ground—the large
+field had grown a crop of potatoes that summer—he laughingly dropped it
+into Jonathan’s coat pocket.
+
+“There, don’t say that Old Charley never gave you nothink.”
+
+After that I walked with Jonathan among the horses, and we came upon
+Flash Arno and Black Înan, who found time to accompany us to one of the
+refreshment booths where the talk ranged through a variety of topics.
+Înan knew Mister Groome, the book-writer, up Edinburgh way. He had met
+him there not long before in company with my friend Frampton Boswell. I
+soon found that these Gypsies did not hold with folks writing books about
+their race and telling the _mumpli gawjê_ (nasty gentiles) about their
+ways.
+
+No one loves a little fun more than the Gypsy, and generally he means no
+harm by his playful romancing. After all, he is but a grown-up child,
+and loves to make-believe. The Gypsy’s world is a haphazard one, in
+which luck plays a large part. He knows nothing of the orderly cosmos of
+providence or science. I make these remarks by way of prelude to
+examples of this spirit.
+
+Who can help laughing inwardly as the Gypsy weaves a romantic tale about
+you, all for the benefit of a stranger? And in the course of my
+morning’s ramble through West Stockwith Fair I had several experiences of
+the kind.
+
+“See that little dealer over there?” said Peter Smith, indicating a small
+Gypsy man holding a tall black horse by a halter. The animal looked
+gigantic by the side of its owner.
+
+“Come along with me, and while I _roker_ (talk) to him, _maw puker_ a
+_lav_” (don’t speak a word). Then we both went up to the little Gypsy,
+and with the gravest of countenances Peter began to spin a long romance
+all about an imaginary sister of mine who lived at Brighton and was
+wanting just such a horse as the one before us. It really was a fine
+animal, and I could not refrain from stroking its glossy skin.
+
+Peter continued: “This here gentleman doesn’t ride hisself, you see, but
+his sister has asked him to look out for a horse, and this one ’ull just
+suit her.” I found it difficult to preserve silence, but somehow I
+managed to do so. Finally, Peter took me aside and talked mysteriously
+about nothing in particular, and quietly bade me walk away. A few
+minutes later I beheld Peter quaffing a large mug of ale evidently at the
+little man’s expense.
+
+Moving in and out among the throng, I presently walked out along the
+road, and there I came upon Hamalên Smith, who, after some talk,
+suggested a bit of fun. Pointing to a Gypsy camp down a lane, he said—
+
+“That’s Belinda Trickett sitting by the fire with her children. Go you
+down the lane and have a little game. I’ll stop here and see how you get
+on. You don’t know the woman, I suppose?”
+
+“Not I. She’s a stranger to me.”
+
+“That’s all right. Togged as you are, she’ll never take you for a
+parson, not she. Mind you look severe-like and say to Belinda, ‘Is your
+husband at home? What’s his name?’ It’s Harry, but she’s sure to say
+it’s something else.”
+
+Down the lane I went, and, approaching Mrs. Trickett and family, I drew
+out a notebook and pencil—a sure way to frighten a Gypsy. Why these
+things should suggest “police” I can scarcely say, but they do. The
+woman’s clay pipe dropped from her mouth and fell upon the grass, and
+beneath the brown of her cheeks a pallor crept. Mrs. Trickett was
+alarmed.
+
+“What is your husband’s name?”
+
+“George Smith.”
+
+“When will he be at home?”
+
+“I can’t say. He’s gone to the fair.”
+
+Under their mother’s shawl three tiny children huddled like little brown
+partridges beneath an outspread wing, a sight which caused me some
+pricking of heart. The biggest child kept saying, “What does the _gawjo_
+want, mammy?” Just then I looked up the lane and saw a man coming down,
+who by his jaunty air I guessed was the woman’s husband.
+
+“_Kushti sawla_ (Good morning), Mr. Trickett; take a little _tuvalo_.” I
+handed him my tobacco pouch. “I’ve come a long way to see you. Ask me
+to sit down a bit, now I’ve got here.”
+
+Mrs. Trickett’s face was a study in wonderment, as I sat down for a
+friendly chat. “_Dawdi_,” said she, “you did _trasher mandi_ (frighten
+me). I thought there was _tshumani oprê_” (something up).
+
+When Hamalên Smith, from the top of the lane, saw that the episode had
+arrived at a happy termination, he strolled down the lane and joined us.
+
+A far-travelled Gypsy is Hamalên, and many a tale can he unfold.
+
+ “One morning,” said he, “a policeman came up to my wagon and told me
+ as how twenty-four fowls was missing from the next field to where we
+ was stopping. Somebody had stole ’em in the night. ‘Of course you
+ suspects us,’ says I to the policeman, ‘but you’re wrong. We’ve
+ never touched a feather of ’em.’ However, nothing would do but the
+ man must search my wagon from top to bottom, and for all his trouble
+ he found nothing. I know’d very well I hadn’t touched ’em, and I was
+ telling him the truth.
+
+ “‘Wait a bit,’ says he. ‘Didn’t I see _three_ vans in this field
+ last night as I was going along the high road?’
+
+ “‘Yes,’ I replied. ‘My boys have gone on in front with the other
+ wagons.’
+
+ “Says he, ‘That looks suspicious. I must make haste and find them.
+ Where have they gone?’
+
+ “‘I can’t say, for I don’t know myself.’
+
+ “‘Well, I shall have to come with you, and you must show me where to
+ find them.’ The policeman jumped up and sat on the seat along with
+ me and my wife, and off we went to find the boys. Of course it was
+ plain to see by the wheel-marks just outside the gate which way they
+ had turned, but when we got to the cross-roads about three miles
+ furder on, the road was that hard and dry that no wheel-marks could
+ be seen. Now I could easily have misled the policeman, but I thought
+ it best to try to find the boys as quick as I could, for I didn’t
+ believe for a minute they had done it. Looking down the road, I saw
+ the boys’ _patrin_ (guiding sign). The policeman didn’t know what I
+ was looking at, and it wasn’t likely as I should show him our signs,
+ so I says we’ll take this road, and we turned off to the left.
+
+ “‘How did you know which way the boys had gone?’ asked the policeman.
+ ‘Was it some thing tied on that tree bough hanging over the road?’
+
+ “‘I never sees nothing on the tree bough,’ says I.
+
+ “I thought to myself the policeman must have been reading some tale
+ about the Gypsies. Anyway, he had heard something about _patrin_s
+ and such-like, but I wasn’t going to be the one to larn him our
+ signs, so I changed the subject.
+
+ “‘Yon’s my boys on in front,’ says I. The policeman began rubbing
+ his hands and smiling. At last we caught up with the boys, and the
+ policeman searched inside the two wagons and found nothing. Then he
+ says—
+
+ “‘I might as well look on the top,’ and he climbed on to the roofs of
+ the wagons.
+
+ “‘Hello, what have we here?’ says he, in a way that made me turn
+ warm. He lifted up a dead pigeon.
+
+ “‘Where did you get that from?’ I asked the boys.
+
+ “‘Picked it up a bit o’ way down the road. It had just killed itself
+ on the telegraph wires by the wood side.’
+
+ “After that, the disappointed policeman went away, and the thieves
+ were never found out.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ “Another time we draw’d into a rutted lane lying off the high road.
+ We had our three wagons, and at night we always covered the big one
+ up, because we didn’t sleep in it. It was a nice quiet lane, and we
+ thought there would be nobody to trouble us as there was no willage
+ near. But about midnight a man knocked on the wagon and woke us up.
+
+ “‘What are you doing here?’
+
+ “‘No harm, I hope. We’ll clear out first thing in the morning.’ He
+ said he’d been knocking at the big wagon what was covered up, and he
+ couldn’t make anybody hear.
+
+ “‘Well,’ says I, ‘whatever you do, don’t you touch that big wagon
+ agen.’
+
+ “‘Why, what’s in it?’
+
+ “‘Wild beasts, for sure—_a lion and a tiger_.’
+
+ “You’d ha’ laughed at the way that man made hisself scarce. Next
+ morning, as we draw’d out of the lane, we met a policeman.
+
+ “‘I hear you have some wild beasts in that big wagon of yours.
+ Wasn’t it a bit dangerous stopping so near the highway?’
+
+ “‘Well, we’re clearing out in good time.’
+
+ “‘Get along with you then.’
+
+ “A few miles furder on the road we come to a little town, and as it
+ was market day we pulled up in the big square, and I took the cover
+ off the big wagon. Just as I was doing this, who should come up but
+ the policeman we’d met in the early morning.
+
+ “‘Where’s those wild beasts of yours?’ says he.
+
+ “‘Oh,’ says I, ‘I’ll soon show you.’ And I went inside my brush and
+ carpet wagon and brought out two big rugs, and I showed him a tiger
+ skin and a lion skin, both lined with red. ‘There’s my wild beasts,’
+ said I.
+
+ “Talk about laughing, I thought that policeman would never ha’
+ stopped.”
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER IX
+TAKEN FOR TRAMPS—AN EAST ANGLIAN FAMILY
+
+
+DAY after day, in the woods around our village, the autumnal gales roared
+and ravened with unabated fury, snapping brittle boughs, cracking
+decrepit boles, and piling up drifts of brown leaves around grey roots
+protruding like half-buried bones through the mossy woodland floor. Then
+right in the midst of it all came a spell of calm weather, as if summer
+had stolen back to her former haunts in sylvan glade and ferny lane.
+Call it by what name you please, this brief season of sunny repose
+following upon the heels of the tempestuous equinoctials is a time when
+some of us are impelled, as by a primal instinct, to shake off the collar
+of routine and take the road leading over the hill into what realm of
+adventure beyond.
+
+Fully a week the summer-like interlude had held sway in the land. Upon
+the newly-turned furrows shimmered a golden light. A dreamy haze trailed
+its filmy skirts over hill and dale. In narrow lanes invisible threads
+of spiders’ silk stretched from hedge to hedge, and wayside tangles again
+were silvered over with a fine dust suggestive of July. Amid the
+lingering clover-flowers bees buzzed and blundered. Through the still
+air, leaves of maple and chestnut, like red-winged insects, twirled down
+to the grass, and the tall elms in the village churchyard littered their
+yellow foliage upon the graves. Everywhere, serenitude, repose, peace,
+save in restless hearts chafing at the humdrum of tasks grown monotonous
+by reason of long-continued performance. For who with a soul fully awake
+can resist the lure of the road at gossamer-time?
+
+Thus it came to pass one afternoon that my wife and I, slipping out of
+our drowsy village, took the upland way which after numerous windings
+brought us into the Great North Road. Our plans were of the flimsiest.
+It mattered little whether we went north or south, so long as we were
+absent for a few days. On reaching the far-famed highway we stood under
+the branching arms of a finger-post, and tossed pennies to determine the
+course of our itinerary. “North” having won the toss, we footed it gaily
+in that direction. To be sure, our semi-Gypsy garb, donned for this
+jaunt, was not long in taking on a coating of road dust, and we were
+about to shake off this clinging powder, when the rattle of wheels was
+heard behind us, and almost immediately a dogcart slowed down by our
+side, and the driver, a rubicund farmer, amicably invited us to take a
+lift, an offer which was gladly accepted, and we climbed aboard the
+conveyance.
+
+“I’ve allus had a feeling for folks like you, and I offens give ’em a
+lift as I’m passing back’ards and forrards on the ramper. Afore I pulled
+up just now I says to myself, ‘They’ve seen better days, I’ll be bound.’
+Maybe you’ve been in the army? Leastways, I thought you seemed to hold
+yourself up pretty straight in your walk. I’ve done a bit of soldiering
+myself. Once at a big do-ment in London, I was in the Queen’s Escort.
+Yes, I’ve been about a bit in my time. I dessay you two’s got a goodish
+way to go yet afore you come to your night’s lodgings.
+
+“Ay, dear me,” he went on, “we offens has your sort calling at our
+place—my farm’s a few miles farther along this way—and one day not long
+since a poor chap knocked at our door and asked for work. He was a
+parson’s son, so we gave him a lightish job and fed him well and bedded
+him in the barn for three or four nights, till his sore feet got right
+agen. Poor fellow, he worn’t much good at labouring work, but we liked
+to listen to his tales; he could tell you summut now.”
+
+Thus he rambled on after the manner of a garrulous Guardian of the Poor
+who had acquired an interest in tramps.
+
+“Yon’s my place among the trees, so I must leave you here.”
+
+We thanked him for his kindly lift, and, rounding a bend in the highway,
+were glad to relieve our pent-up feelings in laughter over the good man’s
+misconception.
+
+Now, as everyone knows, who has journeyed along it, the fine old turnpike
+abounds in travellers of every shade and grade. Not once or twice on its
+turfy wayside have I fraternized with “Weary Willies” boiling their tea
+in discarded treacle-tins. Even now as we went along, two or three
+tramps passed by, one of them coming up to beg a few matches, the others
+scarcely giving us a glance.
+
+Hearing the rumble of an approaching vehicle, we looked towards the bend
+of the road, and round it came what looked like a carrier’s cart drawn by
+a horse apparently old, for it proceeded slowly, and the cart creaked and
+jolted as if it, too, were ancient. As it jogged nearer, I saw it
+contained but a single occupant—a brown-faced little man who wore a faded
+yellow kerchief—and, stepping into the roadway, I greeted him with _sâ
+shan_ (how do?). Whereupon he pulled up. “I heard what you said just
+now, but you’ve made a mistake. I’m no Romany—I’m a showman, an Aunt
+Sally man, bound for Retford.”
+
+Now a Gypsy will frequently deny his blood. Knowing that his kind live
+under a ban, he has no desire to draw attention to himself. But, looking
+at this Aunt Sally man, I saw that he had told the truth. His face was
+freckled. No real Gypsy freckles. After all, as Groome says, “It is not
+the caravan that makes the Gypsy, any more than my cat becomes a dog if
+she takes to living in a kennel.”
+
+Our road now became a gradual descent into a clean, flower-loving
+village, where amid the trees we caught the gleam of a large canvas booth
+in a field, and there were knockings of a mallet to be heard. Nor was it
+long before we learned what was afoot. Within a tavern’s comfortable
+parlour, a coloured playbill informed the world that Harrison’s
+travelling theatre would that evening present a sensational drama—_Gypsy
+Jack_—and in due time we found ourselves seated among the cottagers and
+farm-hands, enjoying a highly entertaining, though garbled, version of
+Mr. G. R. Sims’s _Romany Rye_. Opening with a Gypsy encampment in which
+the gaily dressed Lees sat talking round a fire in a forest glade, we
+were successively shown Joe Hackett’s shop, the race-course at Epsom, the
+deck of the _Saratoga_, the cellar near Rotherhithe, and the Thames by
+night. The play seemed a not inappropriate episode in our Gypsy jaunt.
+
+Years afterwards, during one Derby week, I saw Mr. Sims’s _Romany Rye_
+remarkably well played at a South London theatre. In connection with
+this play an amusing story is told. The managers of the Princess’s
+Theatre in London were anxious that the new drama should be announced in
+the “Agony” column of _The Times_. Like many another one, the
+advertisement clerk at _The Times_ office could make nothing whatever of
+the mysterious words _Romany Rye_.
+
+“What the deuce is this _Romany Rye_?” he asked the bearer of the strange
+document.
+
+“If you please, sir,” said the messenger, whom the manager of the theatre
+had sworn to secrecy—“if you please, sir, I think it’s the name of a new
+liver-pad.”
+
+“Well,” remarked the official, “_The Times_ is a great paper and can do
+without padding. Take it away.”
+
+And the advertisement was declined.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+From the door of the canvas theatre it was an easy walk to the little
+town of Newark-on-Trent, at one of whose pleasant hostelries we spent the
+night, our window overlooking the ruined castle by the waterside. It had
+been in our minds to continue our walk next morning along the Great North
+Road, but at breakfast a small paragraph in a newspaper brought about a
+quick change in our plans. The item of news ran thus—
+
+ “_THE ROMANIES AGAIN_.
+
+ “Our friends, the gipsy Greys, are still with us in Grimsby, lamented
+ Mr. Councillor E— last evening, and he wanted to know whether
+ something could not be done to get them to clear out. The Town Clerk
+ had assisted them somewhat, and one or two had gone, but there were
+ still four families encamped at the back of T— Street, New Clee.
+ Inspector M— said he had visited the encampment and he must say that
+ the caravans were very clean. They could not be said to create a
+ nuisance. ‘It is not the tents that are a nuisance,’ replied the
+ lively representative of the H— Ward, ‘but the parties themselves,
+ who trespass in the backyards of the houses in that neighbourhood.
+ It is no uncommon thing on waking up in the morning to find a donkey
+ or a goat in your backyard or garden.’ The Inspector stated that
+ Eliza Grey, the owner of the vans, had informed him they would all be
+ going away in a few days.”
+
+It was the sight of the Romany family name which altered our plans. The
+East Anglian Grays are a good type of Gypsy not to be encountered every
+day, hence we decided to lose no time in taking the train for Grimsby.
+It was a crawling “ordinary” by which we travelled, and at a little
+wayside station a few miles out of Newark, a lithe, dark fellow carrying
+a pedlar’s basket stepped into our compartment, and at once I recognized
+in him my old friend Snakey Petulengro. How his face lit up on seeing
+me, for we had not met for years. I was so much struck by his altered
+bearing that I could scarcely believe my eyes. He seemed now as gentle
+in his manner as once he had been wild. The sight of him brought back
+Gypsy Court and all its associations. He said he had left the old home,
+his father and mother having passed away. On my inquiring about his
+sister Sibby, he said she had married a Gypsy and, tiring of Old England,
+had gone to ’Merikay. As Snakey quitted the carriage at Lincoln, an
+observant passenger remarked—
+
+“There goes one of Nature’s gentlemen.”
+
+By mid-afternoon the slender hydraulic tower glowed rosily in the
+sunlight above Grimsby Docks; and since the fishing-port had no
+particular charm for us, we proceeded to Cleethorpes, preferring the more
+airy shore and being eager to see the Gypsies. As might be expected, the
+summer-like day had brought a goodly number of late holiday-makers to the
+sands, and as we moved in and out among the groups near the pier foot, I
+heard a donkey-boy address someone not far away—
+
+“Would the lady like a ride?” The lad’s features, bearing, and tone of
+voice were distinctly Gypsy, and, seeing he was within hail, I looked
+towards him and said—
+
+“_Dova sî kushto maila odoi_” (That’s a good donkey there).
+
+His face beamed with delight, and from his lips sprang the question—
+
+“_Romano Rai_?” (Gypsy gentleman?)
+
+“_Âwa_; _kai shan tîro foki hatsh_in?” (Yes; where are your people
+camping?)
+
+In gratitude for the explicit directions he gave, I placed a sixpence in
+his hand, and his remark was “_Dova_’s too _kisi_, _raia_” (That’s too
+much, sir). “A _hora_ (penny) would have been _dosta_ (enough) for
+_mandi_” (me). This boy was one of the Grays, and, following his
+instructions, we had no difficulty in locating the Romany camp.
+
+It was early evening when we strolled forth upon an expanse of grass
+parcelled into building plots, where in a corner between the hedgerows
+were drawn up, with the doorways facing south, several substantial _vâdê_
+(caravans) near which some large tents had been erected. The Grays, who
+were silently moving to and fro, revealed by their interested
+side-glances that they had already heard of somebody’s inquiries
+concerning themselves, and when we advanced to offer our civil and
+friendly greetings to two women who were washing pots before an outside
+fire, every politeness was shown to us. They rose and spread a horse-rug
+for us upon the ground. “_Dai ta tshai_” (mother and daughter), thought
+I; nor was I wrong. The older woman, diminutive, lean, and somewhat bent
+with age, informed me that she was Eliza Gray, and the younger was her
+daughter Lena. As we talked by the fire, a goat appeared and rubbed its
+nose affectionately against Eliza’s knee. Said she: “This is an old pet
+of ours. We’s had it for years. I picked it up in Scotland.”
+
+In late September the sun goes down early, and a chilly wind now set in
+from the North Sea. In the baulk of the old lady’s tent a coke brazier
+was glowing invitingly, so we all moved under cover, and, seated on a
+dais of clean straw covered with rugs, listened to tales and talk, the
+brazier’s crimson gleam being our only light. After some discussion of
+mutual acquaintances, the conversation drifted towards _duker_in
+(fortune-telling), a subject never very far from the thoughts of a Gypsy
+woman.
+
+“How I’ve _sal_’d” (laughed), said Eliza, “at those _dinelê gawjê_
+(foolish gentiles) what come to our tent to be _duker_’d. One time I put
+a crystal on a little table covered with oilcloth, and I ax’d the young
+lady if she couldn’t see her sweetheart in it. ‘Yes, I can,’ she says,
+‘and it’s just like his face, but oh, lor, in this glass ball he’s got a
+tail.’ I nearly laughed straight out, for I’d sort of accidentally put
+the crystal on top of a monkey picture. The oilcloth was covered with
+all sorts of beastses, don’t you see?”
+
+A superstitious family, the Grays have a characteristic way of recounting
+their own traditions. Here is one of Eliza’s tales—
+
+ “Once we were stopping by a woodside. The back of our tent was nigh
+ agen a dry ditch full of dead leaves, and one night we lay abed
+ listening to sounds, a thing I can’t abide. Well, there was rummy
+ folk about in them days, so when we hears a footstep in the wood just
+ t’other side of that there ditch, I ups wi’ the kettle-prop and peeps
+ outen the tent, and listens, but no, never a sound could I catch; all
+ was still as the grave. Till long and by last there comes a rustling
+ in the leaves, and the bushes parts like something trying to make a
+ way through. Then I lifts up the kettle-prop, and I says to myself,
+ if blows are to be struck, Liza had better be the first to strike,
+ when there, straight afore me, stands a woman waving her poor thin
+ arms about, but saying nothing. At that I drops the kettle-prop and
+ screams, and my man Perun jumps straight up. ‘They’re killing my
+ Liza, they are.’ But by that the _muli_ (ghost) had gone like a
+ flash of lightning. Next morning we ax’d at the keeper’s house down
+ the lane, and the missis tell’d us as how a _rawni_ (lady) was once
+ _maw_’d (murdered) in that wood, so it would be her _muli_ as I saw
+ that night. Oh, yes, I believe in _mulê_, I do.”
+
+During the telling of this tale two of Eliza’s sons, Yoben and Poley,
+sauntered up and stood listening behind their sister Lena. It was Yoben
+who now added his contribution of ghost-lore.
+
+ “Why, yes, of course, mother, there’s _mulê_ (ghosts). Don’t you
+ remember after Dolferus died, his voice used to speak in the tent to
+ Delaia? She says it really was his voice as nat’ral as life, and it
+ made her shiver to hear it. One day she went to a parson for advice.
+ He told her the next time it spoke, to say: ‘I promise you nothing.
+ Begone!’ Well, sure enough, the voice came again, and she remembered
+ to say what the parson had told her, and she never heard the voice no
+ more. My Uncle Ike asked Delaia one day—
+
+ “‘I say, my gal, did you really hear Dolferus’s voice?’
+
+ “‘Yes; it was his and no one else’s.’
+
+ “‘Is that the _tatshipen_ (truth), my gal?’ Ike seemed anxious to
+ know the truth of the matter.”
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ “Dreams is funny things,” put in Poley, “and I’ve had some wery queer
+ ’uns in my time. Once I dreamt I was walking along a narrow shelf of
+ rock, and on one side of me was a stony wall like a cliff, and on the
+ other side the edge of the path hung over a terrible steep place.
+ Right away below was a river of fiery red stuff pouring along. You
+ could smell it. I thought this rocky road was the path to heaven,
+ and I was trying to get there, but, ’pon my word, it was no easy
+ matter. Now I see’d a tiger chained to the rocky wall on my left
+ hand, and a bit furder on a big lion was tied up. These here
+ critturs was hard to get past. I had to go wery near the dangerous
+ edge what looked down on to the burning river. What a fright I was
+ in; it made the sweat run off me. Sometimes I had to crawl on my
+ hands and knees to get round a big rock in the middle of the path. I
+ felt as if I never should get where I wanted to. Well, after a lot
+ of scrambling and slithering, for my feet gave way sometimes—I had
+ naily boots on—I got to the top of the path, and in the dazzling
+ light, like the sun itself on a summer day, there sat a grey-haired,
+ doubled-up man, a wery aged man, with his chin resting on his hand.
+ It was the _Duvel_ (God), and when he see’d me coming, he sat up and
+ held up his hand, forbidding me to go any furder. He didn’t speak a
+ word, but I knew that his uplifted hand meant ‘Go back.’ And just
+ then I woke. That’s my dream of trying to get to heaven.”
+
+ * * * * *
+
+ “There’s a lot about heaven and hell in God’s Book, isn’t there,
+ _rashai_?” said Old Eliza. “A _rawni_ (lady) used to read all about
+ them places to us on a Sunday, but that were years ago, and I used to
+ like to hear her talk about the blessed Saviour riding on a _maila_
+ (donkey) into the big town. She said they nailed him to a cross on
+ Good Friday, and when we was young I remember we all used to fast on
+ that day. We ate no flesh—nothing with blood in it—it would be a sin
+ to do that. If we took anything to stay our hunger it was nothing
+ but dry bread, and our drink was water. We didn’t _tuv_ (smoke), and
+ we didn’t _tov_ our _kokerê_ (wash ourselves) on that day. I don’t
+ know whether there be such places as heaven and hell. I reckons we
+ makes our own destiny. Heaven and hell’s inside us; that’s what I
+ think.”
+
+Lena, however, had her own ideas. “This life is everything there is, I
+reckons, and when we’re dead, that’s the end of us. Life is sweet, mind
+you, and we’s a right to be as happy as we can. Mother’s getting old,
+you see, and has had her fling. I mean to have a good time. Why, last
+Sunday me and Poley was going off to get some nuts in the woods, but
+mother stopped us—
+
+“It’s _Beng_’s work getting nuts on the dear Lord’s day.”
+
+“Yes,” says Yoben; “I’ve heard our old daddy say that the _Beng_ likes
+nuts, and I’d sartinly scorn to go getting them onlucky things on a
+Sunday; I wouldn’t like to put myself in the _Beng_’s power, like poor
+Zuba Lovell.”
+
+“What about Zuba?” asked my wife.
+
+Then Yoben told a weird tale.
+
+ [Picture: A Maid of the Tents]
+
+ “A handsome lass was Zuba, but bad luck dogged her like her own
+ shadow. One night she came back to the camp, for she lived with her
+ old people, and, throwing down a few coppers she had in her hand, she
+ said—
+
+ “‘There, mother, what do you think of that for a hard day’s work?’
+ She had done wery badly, you see. Luck never seemed to come her way
+ at all. And after supper she wandered out a little way from the
+ camp. The moon and stars was shining as she walked round and round
+ an old tree, a blasted old stump, black as a gallows-post. As she
+ kept on walking round it, she said aloud, ‘This game won’t do for me.
+ It’s money I want and money I’ll have. I’d sell my blood to the
+ _Beng_ to have plenty of money in my pocket always.’ The words was
+ hardly out of her mouth when a black thing, like the shadow of the
+ tree, rose up from the ground, and, lor, there was the wery _Beng_
+ hisself, and after he’d promised her what she had wished for, he
+ wanished. And after that no more grumbling from Zuba; no more
+ complaints about her bad luck. She always had plenty of money now,
+ and she bought herself trinkets and fine clothes till everybody was
+ ’mazed at her, and of course she had kept it to herself what took
+ place that night by the old tree. Days and weeks went by, till one
+ night Zuba was missing from the camp. Her old folks sat up by the
+ fire waiting for her, but no Zuba came. At last her daddy set out to
+ look for her, and there by the foot of the tree lay Zuba’s frock and
+ shawl, and when he took ’em back to his wife’s tent, the poor woman
+ screamed and fainted right away, and old man Lovell walked up and
+ down all night, saying, ‘Oh, my Zuba, my blessed gal, we shall never
+ see you no more,’ and they never did. The _Beng_ had fetched her.
+ That’s the end of Zuba Lovell.”
+
+While listening to these tales in the tent, the flight of the hours
+passed unobserved, till a distant clock boomed out the hour of ten.
+
+“You’ll _wel apopli_ (come again), my dears?” said Eliza, as we retired
+amid the smiles and bows of the Gypsy family.
+
+Next morning found us again in the camp. Already the Gypsies had
+breakfasted, and were making preparations for “_tov_in-_divus_”
+(washing-day). Sun and wind promised an ideal day for such a purpose.
+It was a thing to be noticed that the articles about to be dealt with lay
+in two heaps on the grass.
+
+Among the Gypsies there is a ceremonial rule which holds it to be
+_mokadi_ (unclean) to wash together in the same vessel “what you eat off
+with what you wear.” This was the meaning of the separated articles, and
+then I observed two zinc vessels lying ready on the ground. Said Old
+Eliza to Lena, “I’ll take this lot, and you take that lot.” To begin
+with, they both cleansed their hands and arms in hot water, and as they
+did this I remarked how brown were Lena’s arms, whereupon she replied
+with a laugh—
+
+“_Âwa_, _raia_ (Yes, sir), monkey soap won’t fetch that off”—a modern
+rendering, I take it, of Ferdousi’s saying, “No washing will turn a Gypsy
+white.”
+
+Now as our friends were about to become much occupied, we proposed to
+stroll round the camp and pay calls on the other Gypsies in the same
+field. “Stop a bit,” said Eliza, and, slipping into the tent, she came
+out with a black bottle. “You’ll take a drop of my elderberry wine and a
+bite o’ cake,” pouring out the claret-coloured liquid into two glasses
+fished out from an inner recess. While enjoying this snack on the grass,
+I took out from a breast pocket a white unused handkerchief which I
+spread on my knee. Presently Old Eliza slyly took it by the corner and
+twitched it away, giving me in place thereof a neatly folded napkin
+brought from the tent, and I saw that I had broken a Gypsy custom in
+converting a handkerchief into a crumbcloth. Said the old mother, “That
+_mol_ (wine) is old, and should be _kushto_ (good). It’s some we buried
+in a place till we came round again.”
+
+In another corner of the field were encamped Fennix Boswell and his
+stepson Shanny, and, going forward, we found the pair seated at their
+tent door handling fishing-rods. On seeing us they rose and invited us
+into the tent, where we sat down. Shanny showed us some of his pencil
+drawings.
+
+“I’ve got one of a parrot somewhere; I must find it,” said he.
+
+“_Âwali_, _muk man dik o roker_in-_tshiriklo_” (Yes, let me see the
+talking-bird), I replied, and in a minute or two he handed me a really
+clever sketch.
+
+These two Gypsies had just come down from Scotland, where they had been
+travelling during the summer months, and we got talking about Kirk
+Yetholm. The Blythes, related to old King Charley Faa, were
+acquaintances of theirs. It appears that one of the King’s sons named
+Robert, a rollicking fellow, was fond, as Gypsies are, of practical
+jokes, and some of his escapades are still remembered in the Border
+Country. One of Fennix’s tales about this fun-loving Faa may well find a
+place here.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+One spring morning Bobbie started off on a foray with some of his pals.
+The air was clear, and a soft wind was blowing over the Lammer-moors on
+whose slopes the lambs were gambolling. The Gypsies had walked a few
+miles, and the mountain air had sharpened the edge of their appetites.
+Looking round for a farmhouse or a cottage where they might ask for a
+kettle of boiling water to brew their tea in the can—such as few of the
+Faas would ever travel without—Bobbie was the first to espy some
+outbuildings, at the back of which stood a shepherd’s cottage, and,
+taking upon himself to be spokesman, he bravely started off for the
+cottage, the men resting meanwhile at the foot of the hill. As he
+approached the door, a fine savoury smell greeted Bobbie, making him feel
+ten times more hungry than before. He knocked gently at the door, which
+stood ajar, but no one came, and all was quiet within. He repeated his
+knock, and, taking a step forward, found the kitchen empty. Before the
+fire stood a tempting shepherds-pie of a most extraordinary size, and its
+appetizing steam quite overcame any scruples which otherwise might have
+lurked in the heart of Bobbie Faa. Not for one moment did he hesitate,
+but, nipping up the dish, he speedily ran down the hill with the pie
+under his arm. Not knowing how he had come by it, his mates could
+scarcely believe their eyes when he laid the pie on the grass, and they
+praised the gude-wife who had so kindly given them such a feast. When
+the dish was empty, he gave it to a pal, telling him to take it back to
+the gude woman and say how much they had enjoyed the pie. It happened to
+be a sheep-shearing day, and the shepherd’s wife had gone to call her
+husband and his fellows to their dinner. She had just returned to the
+kitchen when the Gypsy lad arrived with the empty dish, and on handing it
+back to her with smiles and thanks, a torrent of abuse was poured forth
+on the poor boy’s head, as the woman now grasped the situation and became
+aware of the fate of her pie. Just then her husband and the other
+shearers appeared round the corner, and, hearing what had befallen their
+dinner, the infuriated men seized the lad and gave him a sound drubbing.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER X
+PETERBOROUGH FAIR
+
+
+THE twentieth century has witnessed a remarkable revival of certain
+old-time pleasures in the form of pageants and pastoral plays,
+folk-songs, and dances, but it should not be overlooked that in our midst
+still linger those popular revels, tattered survivals of medieval mirth,
+called pleasure-fairs, held periodically in most of our old country
+towns. It is true, these ancient fairs are not what they were, Father
+Time having laid his hand heavily upon them, with the result that not a
+few of their features which were reckoned among our childhood’s joys have
+vanished.
+
+ [Picture: On the Eve of the Fair. Photo. Rev. H. H. Malleson]
+
+Gone are the marionettes, the wax-works, the ghost-shows. Departed, too,
+are many of the mysterious little booths, behind whose canvas walls queer
+freaks and abnormalities were wont to hide. Perhaps, however, when the
+travelling cinema has outworn its vogue, the older “mystery” shows will
+reappear by the side of the Alpine slide, the scenic railway, and the joy
+wheel.
+
+Still renowned for their wondrous gaiety are a few of our larger fairs,
+whither huge crowds flock by road and rail for a few hours of rollicking
+carnival. I have in mind such events as Barnet September Fair,
+Birmingham Onion Fair, the October merry-makings at Hull, Nottingham
+Goose Fair, and the like, but even these, owing to a variety of reasons,
+are now of shrunken dimensions.
+
+Fairs of whatever sort are generally occasions of friendly reunion, not
+only for show-people and _gawjê_ visitors, but also for Gypsies who love
+to forgather on the margins of the fair-ground, or upon an adjacent
+common, where they compare notes and discuss the happenings since their
+last meeting.
+
+Borne on the crisp October air, the chimes of Peterborough floated over
+the city roofs, reaching even to the fair-grounds, where I was one of the
+large holiday crowd which hustled and laughed and tossed confetti in
+mimic snow-showers. When in quest of Gypsies, the first half-hour you
+spend in wandering about a fair is a time of pleasurable excitement. Who
+can tell how many old friends you may meet, or what fresh dark faces you
+are about to encounter?
+
+As I was saying, the crowd was hilarious, and, having so far recognized
+no Romany countenance up and down the footways between the coco-nut shies
+and shooting-galleries, swing-boats and merry-go-rounds, it occurred to
+me that a little more breathing-space might be found upon the open
+pasture where horses were being bought and sold, and, pushing along in
+that direction, I was brought to a standstill at the foot of the steps
+leading down from a gilded show-front. Walking with the airs of a fine
+lady, there came down those steps a young Gypsy attired in a yellow gown
+and tartan blouse, with a blazing red scarf thrown over her shoulders
+upon which her hair fell in black curls. It was this coloured vision as
+much as the block in the footway that held me up for the nonce. Another
+moment, and Lena Gray, Old Eliza’s daughter, brushed against my shoulder,
+yet, as often happens in a crowd, she failed to see me. Therefore, into
+her ear I dropped a whispered Romany phrase at which she started, and,
+recognizing me, exclaimed—
+
+“_Dawdi_, _raia_, this _is_ a surprise!”
+
+It was but a few steps to the sheltered spot in a field opposite the
+horse-fair where her brother Yoben sat fiddling by the side of the
+living-van. Even before we came up to him, something arrested my
+attention—the unusual shape of his violin, which, as Lena informed me,
+her brother had made out of a cigar-box picked up in a public-house.
+
+Our field corner had a most agreeable outlook. Beyond a stretch of
+greenest turf, dotted with caravans and bounded by the reddening autumn
+hedgerows, lay the pleasure-fair, a sunlit fantasia of colour, from
+which, like feathery plumes, ascended puffs of white steam topping
+numerous whirling roundabouts. Pleasant it was to sit out here in the
+calm weather chatting with the Grays, whom I had so recently met on the
+Lincolnshire sea-border, and even while we conversed there passed by a
+little party of gaily-dressed Gypsies—two rather portly women of middle
+age and two slender girls.
+
+“Who are those people?” I asked.
+
+“Some of the _gozverê_ (cunning) Lovells,” replied Lena. Then I
+remembered that for some time past I had carried in my notebook several
+cuttings grown dingy with age, relating to traditional practices
+characteristic of this family. Two paragraphs will suffice as specimens.
+
+ “A domestic servant told a remarkable story yesterday before a West
+ London magistrate. She said that a gipsy called at the house and
+ asked her to buy some laces. She refused, and prisoner then offered
+ to tell her fortune for a shilling. Witness agreed, and the woman
+ told her fortune, and she (witness) gave her two shillings, and asked
+ her for the change. Prisoner said she would tell her young man’s
+ name by the planet. Witness had a half-sovereign and two half-crowns
+ in her purse, and prisoner asked her to let her have the coins to
+ cross the palm of her hand with. She handed her the coins, and the
+ woman crossed her palm. She then asked her to fetch a glass of
+ water, and, on her returning with it, told her to drink it.
+ Afterwards she told her to pray, and then, apparently putting the
+ 10s. and the two half-crowns in her pocket-handkerchief, placed the
+ handkerchief in her bodice, and told her not to take it out for
+ twenty minutes. After that the woman left.
+
+ “The magistrate: ‘Did you take the handkerchief out?’
+
+ “‘Well, I waited for twenty minutes or so, and then I took it out,
+ and instead of the 10s. and the two half-crowns I found two pennies
+ and a farthing.’ (Laughter.)”
+
+Obviously, the above is a variant of the ancient Gypsy trick known as the
+_hokano bawro_ (big swindle). Something equally Gypsy, as we shall see,
+clings to our second example.
+
+ “The local police have had their attention engaged during the week in
+ connection with an alleged extraordinary occurrence whereby a
+ shopgirl became, under supposed hypnotic influence, the dupe of two
+ gipsy women. From inquiry it appears that on Saturday afternoon two
+ gipsy women, having the appearance of mother and daughter, entered a
+ baby-linen shop, and seem to have exerted such a remarkable influence
+ over the girl that she was induced to hand over to them articles of
+ wear amounting in value to between £8 and £9. Before they left the
+ shop she recovered her self-possession sufficiently to express doubt
+ as to whether they would return with the goods or money, and her
+ fears were allayed somewhat by receiving from her visitors in the
+ shape of security a lady’s beautiful gold ring and chain.
+ Subsequently the young lady, suspecting the genuineness of the
+ pledges, took them to a jeweller, who declared the value of the ring
+ and chain to be not more than a couple of shillings. The shopgirl is
+ unable to account for her want of self-possession in the presence of
+ the gipsies, and states that she felt she might have given them
+ anything they asked for. There were a good many gipsies located in
+ the district, but on a visit to the encampment in company with the
+ police the girl did not recognize her two visitors. The remarkable
+ occurrence has given rise to much comment in the locality.”
+
+Here is something strangely akin to the Romany mesmerism to which
+allusion is made by “The Scholar-Gipsy,” whose
+
+ “. . . mates had arts to rule as they desir’d
+ The workings of men’s brains;
+ And they can bind them to what thoughts they will.”
+
+As is well known, Matthew Arnold’s poem is based upon the following
+passage in Joseph Glanvill’s _Vanity of Dogmatizing_:—
+
+ “That one man should be able to bind the thoughts of another, and
+ determine them to their particular objects, will be reckoned in the
+ first rank of Impossibles; Yet by the power of advanc’d Imagination
+ it may very probably be effected; and story abounds with Instances.
+ I’le trouble the Reader but with one; and the hands from which I had
+ it, make me secure of the truth on’t. There was very lately a lad in
+ the University of Oxford, who, being of very pregnant and ready
+ parts, and yet wanting the encouragement of preferment, was by his
+ poverty forced to leave his studies there, and to cast himself upon
+ the wide world for livelyhood. Now, his necessities growing daily on
+ him, and wanting the help of friends to relieve him; he was at last
+ forced to joyn himself to a company of Vagabond Gypsies, whom
+ occasionally he met with, and to follow their trade for a
+ maintenance. Among these extravagant people, by the insinuating
+ subtility of his carriage, he quickly got so much of their love and
+ esteem; that they discover’d to him their Mystery; in the practice of
+ which, by the pregnancy of his wit and partz he soon grew so good a
+ proficient, as to out-do his Instructours. After he had been a
+ pretty while well exercis’d in the Trade; there chanc’d to ride by a
+ couple of Scholars who had formerly bin of his acquaintance. The
+ Scholars had quickly spyed out their old friend, among the Gypsies;
+ and their amazement to see him among such society, had well-nigh
+ discover’d him; but by a sign he prevented their owning him before
+ that crew; and taking one of them aside privately, desir’d him with
+ his friend to go to an Inn, not far distant thence, promising there
+ to come to them. They accordingly went thither, and he follows;
+ after their first salutations, his friends enquire how he came to
+ live so odd a life as that was, and to joyn himself with such a
+ cheating beggerly company. The Scholar-Gypsy having given them an
+ account of the necessity, which drove him to that kind of life; told
+ them, that the people he went with were not such Impostours as they
+ were taken for, but that they had a traditional kind of learning
+ among them, and could do wonders by the power of Imagination, and
+ that himself had learned much of their Art, and improved it further
+ than themselves could. And to evince the truth of what he told them,
+ he said he’d remove into another room, leaving them to discourse
+ together; and upon his return tell them the sum of what they had
+ talked of; which accordingly he perform’d, giving them a full account
+ of what had pass’d between them in his absence. The Scholars being
+ amaz’d at so unexpected a discovery, earnestly desir’d him to
+ unriddle the mystery. In which he gave them satisfaction, by telling
+ them, that what he did was by the power of Imagination, his Phancy
+ binding theirs; and that himself had dictated to them the discourse
+ they held together, while he was from them: That there were
+ warrantable wayes of heightening the Imagination to that pitch, as to
+ bind another’s; and that when he had compass’d the whole secret, some
+ parts of which he said he was yet ignorant of, he intended to leave
+ their company, and give the world an account of what he had learned.”
+
+One sometimes wonders whether the world would have cared one jot about
+the revelations which the Oxford Scholar here promises, for to the
+majority the “Gypsies” are almost tabu.
+
+In a letter which I received from that perfect Scholar-Gypsy and
+Gypsy-Scholar, the late Francis Hindes Groome, he tells how he once
+stumbled upon a typical critic.
+
+ “Three or four years ago I gave a lecture on Gypsies at Greenock, and
+ a well-dressed man came up after it.
+
+ “‘There were some things,’ he remarked, ‘that I quite liked in your
+ lecture, but on a good many points _you were absolutely wrong_.’
+
+ “‘Of course you’ve studied the question?’ I asked him.
+
+ “‘Yes,’ he replied. ‘I looked up the article “Gypsies” in Dr.
+ Brewer’s _Dictionary of Fable_ just before coming along.’”
+
+Talking of critics reminds me how I once received something of a shock to
+the nerves during the opening sentences of a lecture on “Gypsy Customs.”
+Not far from the platform where I stood, there sat a well-to-do
+horse-dealer who, having married a pure-bred Gypsy, was presumably in
+possession of “inside information.” The vision of his face, all
+alertness and curiosity, caused me a momentary disturbance. What would
+this critic make of my disclosures? How would he take my revelations?
+Warming to my subject, however, I was made happy by my auditor
+interjecting such remarks as “That’s right.” “He’s got it.” “Where does
+the man get it all from?” Sometimes he would punctuate his exclamations
+by vigorously slapping his knee and laughing aloud. Certainly his
+ejaculations added a piquancy to my tales gathered from Gypsy tents.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+But to return to Peterborough Fair.
+
+About the middle of the afternoon, as I stood on a grassy mound
+overlooking the horses, I spied near a group of animals my old friend,
+Anselo Draper, flourishing a long-handled whip. This swart East Anglian
+roamer wore a dark brown coat of Newmarket cut, slouch hat of soft green
+felt, and crimson neckerchief neatly tied at the throat. Along an open
+space between the rows of horses sauntered his two pretty daughters,
+Jemima and Phœbe, bareheaded and bare-armed, their laughing voices
+ringing out merrily, while at their heels followed two little brothers
+cracking whips as became budding horse-dealers.
+
+Quite a head above the Gaskins and Brinkleys with whom she was talking
+loudly, stood Wythen, Anselo’s wife, who, happening to look my way,
+smiled and came towards me, holding out the empty bowl of her pipe.
+
+“Got a bit of _tuvalo_ (tobacco) about you, _rashai_ (parson)? I’m dying
+for a smoke.”
+
+“_So bok ke-divus_?” (What luck to-day?) I inquired, handing over my
+pouch.
+
+“_Bikin_’d _tshîtshî_” (Sold nothing), she replied, jerking her whip
+towards the ponies, “but I’ll _duker_ (tell fortunes) a bit this
+evening,” adjusting her black hat with its large ostrich feathers and
+gaudy orange bow set jauntily at the side.
+
+ [Picture: Midland Gypsies. Photo. Fred Shaw]
+
+On my pretending to ridicule _duker_in, she said—
+
+“Look here, now, what’s the difference between a Gypsy telling fortunes
+at a fair and a parson _roker_in (preaching) in church of a Sunday?”
+
+“If that’s a riddle,” said I, “it’s beyond me to answer it.”
+
+“Well, when folks do bad things, you foretell a bad future for them,
+don’t you? And when they do right, you promises ’em a good time? What’s
+the difference then between you and me? I’m a low-class fortune-teller
+and you’s a high-class fortune-teller. You’s had a deal of eddication.
+My only school has been the fairs, race-courses, and sich-like. But I
+bet I can tell a fortune as well as you any day. Let me tell yours.”
+
+And she did.
+
+ [Picture: South-Country Gypsies. Photo. Fred Shaw]
+
+As we stood there and talked, I noticed that the woman looked worried
+about something, and presently I heard her say to Anselo, “I haven’t
+found it yet.” It was a brooch that she had lost. Then I told how once
+I lost and found a ring. One Sunday morning just before service, I stood
+on the gravel swinging my arms in physical exercises as a freshener
+before going to church, and suddenly I heard the tinkle of my ring on the
+yellow gravel. As only a few minutes remained before church time, I
+thought of a child’s method of finding a thing quickly, and, turning
+myself round three times, I tossed upon the ground a smooth black pebble,
+and, going, forward, lo, there was the ring close to the pebble.
+
+Eyeing me curiously, Wythen remarked—
+
+“Do you know what we says about people as does that sort of thing? Well,
+we reckons they has dealings with the _Beng_ (Devil).
+
+“When I was a little ’un, my old granny would do things like that, and
+she used to say that when you sees a star falling you must wish a wish,
+and if you do it afore the _stari pogers_ (the star breaks) your wish
+will come true.”
+
+It seems that among Gypsies “wishing a wish” sometimes means a curse. It
+was at Peterborough Fair in 1872 that Groome saw a blind Gypsy child—made
+blind, he was told, through the father wishing a wish. Akin to this is
+the belief in the evil eye. A Battersea Gypsy mother would not let her
+baby be seen by its half-witted uncle, for fear his looking at it should
+turn its black hair red.
+
+After leaving Wythen, I sauntered along, making mental notes of Gypsies
+all around, among whom were local Brinkleys, the far-travelled Greens,
+some Loveridges, and other Midland Gypsies. I was about to move away
+towards the pleasure fair, when a dealer standing near some ponies caught
+my eye. I had never seen the man before, but as he looked a thorough
+Gypsy, I drew alongside and accosted him in Romany. For a moment he
+stared at my clerical frock-coat and broad-brimmed hat, and then calmly
+remarked—
+
+“I say, pal, you look born to them things you’ve got on, you do really.
+You reckons to attend fairs at these here cathedral places, don’t you?
+Didn’t I once see you at Ely, or was it Chester?”
+
+To this man I was nothing more than a Gypsy “dragsman” disguised in
+clerical garb. Accordingly, he lowered his voice as he said—
+
+“See this here pony? Will you sell it for me? You’ll do it easy enough
+with your experience. On my honour it ain’t a _bongo yek_ (wrong ’un),
+nor yet a _tshordo grai_” (stolen horse).
+
+“What about the price?” I asked.
+
+“If you get a tenner for it,” he replied, “there’ll be a _bâ_ (sovereign)
+for yourself. What say?”
+
+“_Saw tatsho_ (All right). _Jaw_ ’_vrî konaw_” (Go away now). And in
+less than ten minutes after taking my stand by the little animal, I had a
+bid from a young farmer of the small-holder type. His offer was
+accompanied by some adverse criticism. Who ever heard a man praise the
+horse he intended to buy?
+
+“Examine the pony for yourself,” said I.
+
+He looked at its teeth. He lifted its feet one by one. He pinched and
+punched it all over. The pony was next trotted to and fro, and so
+pleased was the farmer with the animal’s behaviour that he promptly
+handed over ten pounds and led the pony away. On seeing that I had
+completed the business, my Gypsy friend, who was just round the corner,
+came up, and on my giving up the money, he put one of the sovereigns into
+my hand. When I got away I had a good laugh to myself, and it took me
+some time to get my face straight.
+
+Walking back into the heart of the town, I saw a dusty, ill-clad party of
+Gypsies going slowly along with a light dray drawn by a young horse with
+flowing mane and long tail, and when they reached the corner where I was
+standing, I spoke to the woman who was at the horse’s head. She said she
+was a Smith, and when I pointed to the name Hardy on the dray, she
+remarked, “Oh, that’s nobbut a travelling name.” It may be noted that
+Gypsies are extremely careless about their names.
+
+At a later hour in a field behind the pleasure fair, I found the
+comfortable _vâdo_ of my friend, Anselo Draper, and tapped at the van
+door with the knob of my stick. Quickly the door opened, and thrusting
+out his dark, handsome head, Anselo shouted, “_Av adrê_, _baw_” (Come in,
+friend).
+
+What a contrast! Outside: a very babel of blaring sounds, a dark sky
+reflecting the glow of a myriad naphtha flares. Within: cosiness and
+warmth, red curtains, glittering mirrors, polished brasses, and a good
+fire. Over the best teacups (taken tenderly from a corner cupboard)
+Anselo and his wife talked of their travels. They had been as far north
+as Glasgow that summer, and had sold a good _vâdo_ (van) to one of the
+Boswells at Newcastle Fair. They had decided to winter at
+Southend-on-Sea. “We shall make a tent, a big one, and very jolly it
+will be with a _yog_ (fire) in the baulk. To be sure, there will be
+plenty of mumpers (low-class van-dwellers) around us, but we shall not be
+the only _tatshenê Romanitshel_s (real Gypsies) stopping there.”
+
+Next, Anselo plunged into an account of a low dealer’s trick at the horse
+fair. It seemed that this dealer had sold two horses to a farmer for
+forty pounds. A stranger coming up to the farmer offered to buy them at
+a higher price, so into a tavern they retired to talk things over.
+During drinks the stranger continually offered more money for the horses,
+and the farmer remained there a longer time than was good for him. At
+last when the man was hopelessly muddled the stranger disappeared. Nor
+had the horses so far been seen again.
+
+“But there’s not so much of that done as there was. My father knew a
+Gypsy who died up in Yorkshire, a desprit hand at _grai-tshor_in
+(horse-stealing), and to this day they say, ‘If you shake a bridle over
+his grave, he’ll jump up and steal a horse.’” Both Wythen and Anselo
+laughed merrily as I told a tale I once heard of a Gypsy who had been
+“away” for a space. Coming out of the prison gate, he was met by a
+fellow who asked him what he had been in there for.
+
+“For finding a horse,” was the reply.
+
+“But surely they would never jug you for finding a horse?”
+
+“Well, but you see I found this one before his owner had lost him.”
+
+Anselo admitted that this sort of thing was not at all uncommon in the
+old days, and two of his uncles had to take a trip across the water for
+similar practices.
+
+When I left my friends and hastened to catch my train, the pleasure fair
+was in full blast, noisy organs, cymbals and drums, shrieking whistles,
+and the dull muffled roar of innumerable human voices, sounds which long
+haunted my ears, and, looking back from the moving train, there still
+floated from the distance the din and rattle of the receding fair.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XI
+A FORGOTTEN HIGHWAY—“ON THE ROAD” WITH JONATHAN—THE PATRIN—THE GHOST OF
+THE HAYSTACK
+
+
+“WE was all brought up on this Old Dyke. We’s _hatsh_’d (camped) on it
+in all weathers. I knows every yard of it. Ay, the fine _kanengrê_
+(hares) we’s taken from these here fields.”
+
+The speaker was my old friend, Jonathan Boswell, who with his tilt-cart
+had overtaken me whilst strolling along the grass-grown Roman Ermine
+Street which traverses the broad Heath stretching southward of Lincoln.
+At the Gypsy’s cheery invitation, I joined him on his seat under the
+overarching tilt. Behind us were the diminishing towers of the old city,
+and right on ahead the chariot-way of the Imperial legions ran, straight
+as an arrow along the Heath. Not a wild expanse, mind you, like your
+Yorkshire moorland with its wimpling burns and leagues of heather, though
+I daresay our Heath, now so admirably tilled, was savage enough in the
+days when “the long, lone, level line of the well-kept warpath, marked at
+intervals with high stones or posts as a guiding-line in fog or snow,
+stretched through a solitude but rarely broken, except by the footfall of
+the legionaries and the plaint of the golden plover sounding sweet from
+off the moorland.” Turf-covered from hedge to hedge for many a mile, the
+High Dyke, as the old road is now called, may well be described as a
+forgotten highway. Indeed, I have tramped along it mile on mile without
+meeting a soul, unless mayhap it was a sun-tanned drover slouching at the
+heels of half a dozen bullocks, or a village lad asleep in a
+hedge-bottom, with a soft-eyed motherly cow or two grazing not far away.
+
+On this particular morning near the end of April, an unclouded sun lit up
+the verdant cornlands and larch spinneys. It shone upon the loins of the
+sturdy nag between the shafts. It touched into a brighter gold the
+gorse-bloom on the wayside bushes, and provoked the green-finches to
+fling their songs into the air from lichened palings and bramble sprays.
+Onward we journeyed, bumping and jolting over the uneven turfy road, and
+occasionally dodging the mounds of earth thrown up by the burrowing
+rabbits. What a picturesque figure my companion presented in his faded
+bottle-green coat adorned with large pearl buttons. His close-fitting
+dogskin cap imparted to his swarthy, sharply-cut features a not
+inappropriate poacher-like air, and I fancied the old man’s wrinkles had
+deepened on his brow since our last meeting, just after his wife’s death
+up in Yorkshire.
+
+Sitting back under the hood, Jonathan here burst out with a pretty little
+reminiscence.
+
+“D’ye know, my pal, what this here bit o’ the Old Dyke brings to my mind?
+Ay, deary me, it takes me back to times as’ll never, never come no
+more—the days when I were a lad along with my people, and our delations
+a-_besh_in (resting) on this here wery grass we’s passing over. See,
+there, under that warm bank topped with thick thorns: well, I’s slept
+there times on end with my dear mammy and daddy in our tent, and my
+uncles and aunts would be _hatsh_in (camping) right along this sheltered
+bit. I can see it all while I’s talking to you—the carts with their
+shafts propped up and the smook a-going up from the fires afore the
+tents, and the ponies and donkeys grazing under the trees yonder. Ay, my
+son, them were the times for the likes of us.
+
+“There’s one thing I minds” (this with a merry twinkle in his eye).
+“I’ll tell you about it. It were a fine summer morning, somewheres about
+six o’clock. My mammy and daddy was up making a fire to boil the kettle.
+I heard ’em bustling about, and I ought to ha’ been up to help, but I
+were lazy-like that morning. Then comes my daddy a-talking quick to
+hisself, and I know’d summut were the matter. He lifts up the _tan-kopa_
+(tent-blanket) and hollers at me as I lay stretched out upo’ the straw—
+
+“_Hatsh oprê_, _tshavo_, _kèr sig_. _De graiaw_ and _mailas saw
+praster_’d _avrî_. _Jaw_’_vrî_ an’ _dik_ for _len._’ (Get up, boy, make
+haste. The horses and donkeys have all run away. Go forth and look for
+them.)
+
+“I were out and off in a jiffey. I never stopped to get dressed. What’s
+more, me not thinking what I was a-doing, I throws away the only thing I
+had on my back—my shirt—just as you toss off your coat when you’s in a
+hurry, and away I goes down the long road to find the animals. Whilst I
+were away, all the family, my big brothers and sisters, and them
+delations as I spoke of, had gathered round the fires for _sawla-hawben_
+(breakfast), an’ they hadn’t finished when I got back with the hosses and
+donkeys. I’d clean forgot how I were fixed, an’, my gom, didn’t they
+laff when they set eyes on me; an’ my blessed mammy, she shouts—
+
+“‘_Kai sî tîro gad_, _m’o rinkeno tshavo_?’ (Where’s your shirt, my
+pretty boy?) Into the tent I dived, an’ I weren’t long dressing, for I
+wanted to be gitting my share o’ the _balovas_ an’ _yora_s (ham and
+eggs).”
+
+Occasionally the spinneys skirting the deserted road obscured the view of
+the far-off Wolds, but one could forgive these temporary interventions,
+for the sprays of larch and beech hanging out from the little woods were
+delicate in their new spring garb, and as the breezes caught them they
+rose and sank with a beautiful feathery droop. Now across the fields on
+our left hand there came into view a familiar landmark, Dunston Pillar,
+concerning which I once heard a story from the lips of Bishop Edward
+Trollope, a whilom neighbour of mine.
+
+At one time Lincoln Heath was a vast unenclosed rabbit warren dotted over
+with fir woods and quarries, and at times travellers lost their way upon
+it. So Dunston Pillar was erected, and a lantern was placed on top to
+guide benighted wayfarers over the Heath. Doubtless the old lighthouse
+served its purpose well, yet it did not always enable people to reach
+their own homes in safety, for the locality was infested with robbers on
+the look out for travelling gentry. Not far from the Pillar stood an old
+coaching inn, the “Green Man,” and one night, after assisting their
+driver to his box, two gentlemen who had been carousing there thought it
+prudent to remind their man thus: “John, be sure you keep the Pillar
+light upon your right, and then we shall reach Lincoln safely.” However,
+when the two awoke at daybreak and found themselves still near the
+Pillar, one of them called out, “Why, John, where are we?” Upon which,
+John replied drowsily from the box, “Oh, it’s a’ roight, sir, the
+Pillar’s on our roight.” And so it was, for he had been driving round it
+all night.
+
+As we jogged along, Jonathan would occasionally jerk his whip towards a
+rich pasture, and with a sly wink would say, “We’s _puv_’d _our graiaw_
+in that field more than once.” Let me explain. In order to give their
+horses a good feed, the Gypsies when camping on the High Dyke would turn
+their animals overnight into a nice fat pasture, taking care, of course,
+to remove them early in the morning.
+
+At this point we drew rein, and took a meal under the lee of a plantation
+in whose boughs thrushes fluted and willow-wrens made fairy music. Not
+far away, couch-grass fires sent their smoke across the level surface of
+a loamy field, making the air of the lane pungent with the scent of
+burning stalks. Seated there under the spreading trees, my Gypsy
+companion related a poaching incident with some gusto, for it is next to
+impossible to dispossess the Gypsy of the notion that the wild rabbits
+frisking about the moors and commons are as free to him as to the owner
+of the lands on which they happen to be playing.
+
+ [Picture: Netting Rabbits. Photo. F. R. Hinkins]
+
+ “One time when our folks was camping on the Dyke a keeper comes up to
+ the fire. It was evening, and we was having some stew, and the
+ keeper joined us. He were a pleasant, good-company fellow, wery
+ different from keepers nowadays, and after the meal was over, my old
+ mammy says to him, ‘There’s two things that’s wery good—a drop of
+ brandy to warm the cockles o’ your heart, and a bit o’ black ’bacca
+ to warm your snitch-end.’ And the keeper agreed. Then my daddy
+ brings out a black bottle and mixes him a drink in a teacup, and us
+ boys come peeping into the tent to listen to the tales what daddy and
+ the keeper got a-telling. I can see ’em all a-sitting there now, my
+ old mam a-puffing her _swêgler_ (pipe) and the keeper and daddy
+ blowing a big cloud till you couldn’t hardlins see across the tent
+ for smook. But mam never gave us boys nothink from the bottle, and
+ when the keeper began to get jolly, my dad tipped us a wink, and off
+ goes three of us wi’ the dogs, and we had a good time in the big
+ woods. Nobody came near us, and we didn’t carry the game home that
+ night lest we might meet a _gawjo_. We know’d a thing better than
+ that. We hid the game in a leafy hollow, and sent some of the big
+ gells in the morning with sacks, and they brought all home safe.”
+
+ [Picture: ’Neath the Hedgerow. Photo. Fred Shaw]
+
+Two miles onward we stopped a few minutes at Byard’s Leap to look at the
+large iron horseshoes embedded in the turf. It is these shoes that help
+to perpetuate the local legend which gives the hamlet its name. Here is
+the Gypsy version of the tradition.
+
+ “Hundreds and hundreds of years ago, there was a wicked witch what
+ lived in a stone-pit wi’ big dark trees hanging over it. This woman
+ did a lot of mischief on the farms all round, witching the stock in
+ the fields, and she cast sickness on people young and old. They say
+ the witch was once a beautiful girl who sold her blood to the _Beng_
+ (Devil), and that’s how she got her powers. At last she grew wery
+ ugly, and still went on working great harm. One day the folks of
+ that neighbourhood met together and tossed up to see who was to kill
+ the witch. It was a shepherd who had to do it, though it went
+ against his mind, as he had often played with the witch when she was
+ a beautiful girl. However, he promised to put an end to her, and set
+ off to choose a horse to ride on. All the horses on the farm were
+ driven down to a pond. One of them was a blind one, an old favourite
+ of the farmer’s, which he wouldn’t allow to be killed. Now, while
+ the horses were drinking, the shepherd was to _wuser_ a _bâ_ (throw a
+ stone) over the horses’ backs into the water, and the one that looked
+ up first was the one he was to ride. Well, if the poor old blind
+ horse didn’t lift up its head, so he saddled it and bridled it and
+ rode off to the stone-pit. When he got there he shouted, ‘Come out,
+ my lass, I want to speak to you.’
+
+ “‘I’m suckling my cubs;’—she had two bairns, and the shepherd was
+ said to be their father—‘wait till I’ve tied my shoe-strings, and
+ then I’ll come.’ Soon she came out, and, springing on to the horse’s
+ back behind the shepherd, she dug her claws into the animal’s flesh,
+ while the shepherd rode poor blind Bayard—that was the horse’s
+ name—towards the cross-roads, and on the way there the _grai_ (horse)
+ gave a tremendous jump—sixty feet—and both the riders were thrown
+ off; the witch was killed on the spot, the shepherd was lamed for
+ life, and the blind horse fell down dead.”
+
+Starting from the first set of four horseshoes in the turf, I measured
+the distance in strides to the next set of four, and, roughly speaking,
+found it to be sixty feet.
+
+Here our roads diverged, Jonathan going westward towards the “Cliff,”
+while I took the turn for Sleaford.
+
+Within three weeks from this meeting with Jonathan on the High Dyke, I
+had business calling me to the town of Newark-on-Trent, where, as luck
+had it, the May horse-fair was in full swing, and under the shadow of the
+Castle by the waterside I met my Gypsy friend once more. In a corner of
+the fairground, which was crowded with horses, I found Jonathan in
+company with one of the Smiths, and the two men were drinking ale out of
+big horn tumblers rimmed with silver. Petulengro had a nice _vâdo_, and,
+going up to it, I read the name “Bailey, Warrington.” He explained that
+he was breaking new ground, and therefore had taken a change of name.
+Like most Gypsies, he had some pets—two dogs, a bantam cock and hen, a
+jackdaw, and a canary. As Jonathan had absorbing business on hand, I did
+not see him again until evening, when I joined him in his tilt-cart, and
+we set off towards Ollerton. Underneath the vehicle were slung several
+tent rods, notched, or numbered, in order to facilitate the erection of
+the tent. Said he, “I’m expecting my nephew to join us to-morrow—that’s
+Charley—he’s promised to come after us, so I must lay the _patrin_s
+(signs) for him.”
+
+Let us see how this is done.
+
+At a crossing of two highways, a few miles out of the town, Jonathan went
+to the hedge-bottom and plucked a bunch of long grass, then upon a
+clearing among the tussocks on the wayside he divided the bunch into
+three portions, carefully placing these with their tips pointing in the
+direction which we were about to take.
+
+ [Picture: The Gypsy’s Parson on the Road. Photo. Fred Shaw]
+
+“There now,” said the old man, “I’ve got to do this at every cross-road,
+for there’s no telling exactly where we shall stop to-night. But Charley
+is bound to find us, for he’ll _dik avrî_ for _mandi_’s _patrin_” (look
+out for my sign).
+
+There are many varieties in the form of the _patrin_, for no two families
+use exactly the same sign. I have heard Gypsies who were about to
+separate into parties, discussing the particular form of _patrin_ to be
+used by the advance guard, so that those who were following would know
+exactly what to look for, and whereabouts on the roadside they might
+expect to find it.
+
+A Suffolk friend, whilst sitting unobserved on a fence in the twilight,
+watched some Gypsies laying a _patrin_ formed of small elm twigs, their
+tips indicating the direction taken. A peculiar form of _patrin_ I once
+saw was a wisp of grass tied round a sapling in the hedgerow.
+
+For myself, I never see a _patrin_ on the roadside without recalling
+Ursula’s pathetic story in _The Romany Rye_. Readers who know their
+Borrow will remember how the woman followed her husband for a great many
+miles by means of his signs left on the wayside.
+
+Between Kneesall and Wellow a halt was made, and, having lit a fire of
+sticks under the shadow of a wood, we warmed some stew in a black pot.
+As we sprawled on the grass, a fox dashed across the road with a rabbit
+dangling from its jaws, and Jonathan shouted in the hope of making
+Reynard drop the bunny, but in vain. Then I told him how once I saw a
+fox capture and kill a rabbit on the slope of a warren. He was about to
+trot off with his prey when I gave a lusty shout which made him halt and
+look round at me for a moment. Seeing that I was quite a hundred yards
+away, Reynard dropped the rabbit, scratched a hole, and buried his
+capture, carefully spreading the loose earth and stones over the place
+with his sharp nose. Then he made for the woods. Now, though I searched
+diligently for that buried rabbit, I could not for the life of me
+discover it, the entire surface of the warren-slope being so dotted over
+with recent rabbit-scratchings strewn with small stones.
+
+While Jonathan was making some small repair of the harness, I drew from
+my pocket a few newspaper cuttings and letters, in one of which was a
+dialogue between two Gypsies, a tiny boy and an aged man, who had met
+upon the road—
+
+ “BOY. _Sâ shan_, _baw_, has _tuti dik_’d _mi dadus ke-divus_?
+
+ MAN. _Keka_, _mi tshavo_, _mandi keka jin_s _tuti_’s _dadus_. _Sî
+ yov_ a _bawro mush_ wiv _kawlo bal_?
+
+ BOY. _Âwali_, _dova sî mi dadus_, _tatsho_.
+
+ MAN. Has _yov_ a pair o’ check _rokamiaw_?
+
+ BOY. _Âwa_, _dova_’s _mi dadus_.
+
+ MAN. Has _yov_ a _loli baiengri_ wiv _bawrê krafnê_?
+
+ BOY. _Âwa_, dat’s _mi dadus_, feth.
+
+ MAN. _Dawdi_, _mandi dik_’d _lesti tălê o drom odoi_ a-_mong_in a
+ _puri_ pair o’ _tshokaw_ to _tshiv oprê lesti_’s _nongê pîrê_.
+
+ BOY. _Dova sî keka mi dadus_, at all.”
+
+_Translation_.
+
+ “BOY. How do, mate. Have you seen my father to-day?
+
+ MAN. No, my boy, I don’t know your father. Is he a big man with
+ black hair?
+
+ BOY. Yes, that’s my father, sure.
+
+ MAN. Has he a pair of check trousers?
+
+ BOY. Yes, that’s my father.
+
+ MAN. Has he a red waistcoat with big buttons?
+
+ BOY. Yes, that’s my father, faith.
+
+ MAN. Lor, I saw him down the road there a-begging an old pair of
+ boots to put on his bare feet.
+
+ BOY. That’s not my father at all.”
+
+“A bit o’ the old style, I call that,” was my companion’s comment.
+
+After we had yoked in and were about to start off, my old Gypsy pulled
+out his handkerchief to catch a sneeze on the wing. He was successful,
+and, unnoticed by him, a little wooden animal fell to the grass. On
+picking it up, I handed back to him a dog with a tail broken off and one
+foot missing, and he grabbed at it excitedly, saying—
+
+“I wouldn’t _nasher_ (lose) that for a deal.”
+
+This little fetish I remembered to have seen on a former occasion.
+Jonathan had put it on the top of a gatepost and was talking to it, as he
+puffed a cloud of tobacco smoke. For some reason, he was never willing
+to discuss the subject.
+
+ [Picture: Comrades]
+
+Pursuing our journey, we came to the little town of Ollerton, and after a
+halt at one of the inns we travelled onward through Edwinstowe until we
+reached a tract of ferny, heathery country, where we drew up, unyoked and
+unharnessed the horse, and in wonderfully quick time had our little tent
+erected. You have sometimes heard people say, “Poor Gypsies,” yet if you
+had travelled with them, as I have, you would hear it said, “Poor _gawjê_
+(gentiles), we feels sorry for ’em, cooped up in their stuffy houses.”
+
+ [Picture: Gypsies at Home. Photo. Fred Shaw]
+
+There is nothing so healthy as a tent under the open sky, with the wind
+blowing freely around you and the birds singing their canticles in the
+woods hard by. I speak from experience in regard to tent life, for under
+Jonathan’s tuition I learned long ago how to construct a Gypsy’s tent of
+ash or hazel rods thrust into the ground and their tapering ends bent and
+fixed into a ridge-pole, the whole being covered with coarse brown
+blankets pinned on with stout 3-inch pins. (The Gypsies use the long
+thorns of the wild sloe, or thin elder skewers.) In such a tent I have
+slept nightly for many months in succession. It is grand to sit at your
+tent door, building castles in the air, which at any rate cost very
+little in upkeep.
+
+Bosky Sherwood with its oaks and birches and uncurling bracken stretched
+away towards the west, and, strolling along the unfenced road, lo, an old
+woman with her apron full of sticks was seen coming down a glade. She
+turned out to be Rachel Shaw, whom we accompanied to where, round a
+corner, the camp of the Gypsy Shaws lay within a secluded alcove. This
+was a pleasant surprise. Here, by the fire, sat Tiger Shaw and his three
+grown-up daughters, fine strapping girls. I had often heard of
+“Fiddling” Tiger, whose children were said to be excellent dancers. It
+was said of their father that he could play tunes by thumping with his
+fists upon his bare chest. We sat chatting with them till the moon rose,
+a full golden disk, over the woods. The night air was sweet with forest
+smells exhaling from bursting oak-buds and sheets of wood hyacinths. A
+rare place for owls is Sherwood, and more than once as we sat there, a
+broad-winged bird came out of the black shadows and flew away hooting
+down the road.
+
+Old Tiger, who hails from the Low Country between Lynn and St. Ives,
+remembers when the “Jack o’ Lantern” used to flicker by night in those
+parts in the days of his childhood, and of ghost tales he has a rich
+store. One of his best tales is the ghost of the haystack, which I give
+in my own words.
+
+ “One night a Gypsy and his wife went to take some hay from a stack at
+ the back of a mansion. As they were getting it, they looked up and
+ saw on the top of the stack a wizened old man wearing a
+ three-cornered hat, a cut-away coat with silver buttons,
+ knee-breeches, silk stockings, buckled shoes, and by his side hung a
+ curious sword. At this sight they stood amazed, then, gathering
+ courage, the Gypsy woman looked up and said—
+
+ “‘If this is your hay, sir, may we take a handful for our pony?’
+
+ “The figure on the stack never spoke, but nodded his head, so they
+ took a lot, and, departing, left a trail of hay reaching from the
+ stack to the camp. Next morning the squire of the mansion came
+ along.
+
+ “‘You rascally vagabonds, you thieving rogues, how dare you steal my
+ hay? If you had asked me, I’d have given you some.’
+
+ “‘But we _did_ get leave.’
+
+ “‘How so?’
+
+ “Then they described the gentleman on the stack, giving the details
+ as already told. At this the squire turned deathly pale, and laid
+ hold of a fence to steady himself.
+
+ “‘Why, you’ve seen my old grandfather who has been dead years and
+ years, and if he gave you leave, you can get as much of that hay as
+ you please.’
+
+ “And you may be sure they did.”
+
+The first grey light of dawn was creeping down the road and waking the
+life of the woods, when we were called from our slumbers by a cheery
+“Hello,” and Jonathan sprang up to receive his nephew, who had already
+drawn his _vâdo_ upon the grass; indeed, before we had dressed, Charley
+had gathered sticks for the breakfast fire, and by the time that our meal
+was finished, the sun was gilding the tree-tops. Now we were ready for
+the departure, and, moving along the road, we found the Shaws also taking
+the _drom_ (road). By the side of the _vâdo_ walked Tiger’s girls, their
+loosened hair blowing in the wind, and going along they gathered the
+yellow cowslips.
+
+Onward through the gorsy lanes we travelled together as far as Mansfield,
+where our merry party became divided, the Boswells taking the highway
+leading through North Derbyshire to Sheffield, the Shaws going westward
+towards Matlock, and myself setting off in a southerly direction.
+
+Just where Robin Hood’s Hills begin to rise beyond the red-stemmed pines
+of the Thieves’ Wood, I came upon a resplendent caravan of the Pulman
+type drawn up on the wayside turf a long way from any village. Near by
+sat two persons, a man past middle age, wearing a kilt and
+tam-o’-shanter, who had for companion a pretty lass in her teens, with
+long brown hair. On the ground between them stood a big crystal jar, and
+with long forks the two were spearing cubes of preserved ginger. Their
+backs being turned towards me, they gave a little start of surprise as I
+went up, and, raising my hat, inquired, “Dr. Gordon Stables?”
+
+“That’s my name,” said he, and, inviting me to join them on the grass, he
+dispatched the girl for another fork, with which very soon I, too, was
+spearing for ginger.
+
+Here before me was the “Gentleman Gypsy,” whose writings had been
+familiar to me since boyhood.
+
+“You’ll think it strange,” said he, “when I tell you that I have no
+memory for faces, but I rarely fail to remember the look of any tree I
+have once seen by the roadside.”
+
+When Gypsies were mentioned, the good doctor had grateful reminiscences
+of them. During many years of road-travel he had often come upon the
+wandering folk, and he liked them. They were cheerful people who never
+forgot a kindness. They were most obliging withal, and readily lent
+their horses to pull his somewhat heavy “house on wheels” up the stiff
+inclines. Altogether, he had a very good word for the Gypsies.
+
+By mid-afternoon I was standing in the churchyard at Selston, where lay
+the fragments of the headstone of a Romany chief, Dan Boswell. An
+irreverent bull was declared to have been responsible for the shattered
+condition of the stone upon which a quaint epitaph was now faintly
+visible. It ran as follows:—
+
+ “I’ve lodged in many a town,
+ I’ve travelled many a year,
+ But death at length hath brought me down
+ To my last lodging here.”
+
+My late father-in-law, formerly a curate of Selston, remembered how
+Gypsies paid visits to this grave and poured libations of ale upon it.
+The adjacent common, long since enclosed, was once much frequented by the
+nomad tribes.
+
+My resting-place that evening was the pleasant Midland town of
+Nottingham, and right soundly I slept after my long day on the road.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XII
+THE GYPSY OF THE TOWN
+
+
+IN the sunny forenoon I was walking in one of the airy suburbs of
+Nottingham, and, passing by the entrance to some livery stables, I
+noticed on a sign-board in prominent yellow letters on a black ground the
+surname of Boss. This it was that brought me to a standstill in front of
+the large doors in a high wall. “A Romany name,” I said to myself. “I
+ought to find a Gypsy here;” and, pushing open one of the doors, I saw
+before me an office with masses of brown wallflower abloom beneath a
+wide-open window.
+
+“Come in,” said a mellow voice, in response to my knock at the little
+door in the porch, and, entering, I was confronted by a handsome man of
+fifty, evidently the master of the establishment, neatly dressed, well
+groomed, and unmistakably Romany.
+
+“Mr. Boss?”
+
+“That’s so.”
+
+“_Romanitshel tu shan_?” (You are a Gypsy?)
+
+“_Âvali_, _baw_. _Av ta besh tălê_” (Yes, mate. Come and sit down.)
+The words were accompanied by a low, musical laugh that was pleasant to
+hear. He then conducted me to a garden seat where we sat and talked in
+the May sunshine. Generally my companion would use the inflected dialect
+of the old-time Gypsies, but at intervals he dropped into the _pogado
+tshib_, the “broken language,” as spoken by the average English Gypsy of
+to-day. For which lapses he apologized: “I wonder what my old dad would
+say to hear me _roker_in like a _posh-rat_?” (talking like a half-breed).
+“One of the old roots was my daddy, who could talk for hours in nothing
+but ‘double-words’” (_i.e._ inflected Romany). “There were the
+‘double-words’ and the other way—the broken language. Some of us young
+upstarts never picked up all the ‘double-words’ our parents used, and now
+the poor old language is fast going to pieces. What with these Gypsy
+novels and their bits of Romany talk—my girl reads them to me—why,
+everybody is getting to know it. I once heard a gentleman say that our
+language was a made-up gibberish. But he was wrong. It’s a real
+language, and an old one at that. But, as I was saying, it’s getting
+blown very much nowadays. Why, down in Kent, Surrey, and Sussex there
+are whole villages where you can hear Romany talked on all sides of you.
+The little shopkeepers know it. The publicans can _roker_ (talk Gypsy) a
+bit. The stable-boys throw it at one another. And you can’t stir in the
+lanes without meeting a kiddie with the eyes and hair of a Gypsy—blest if
+you can.”
+
+Noticing my flow of the _kawlo tshib_ (black language, _i.e._ Romany),
+Boss tapped me familiarly on the knee: “I can’t reckon you up at all,
+_rashai_ (parson). How have you picked it all up? Have you been sweet
+on a Gypsy girl, or have you _romer_’d _yek_?” (married one).
+
+Then with all a Gypsy’s restlessness, he sprang up and led me to his
+villa residence over the way, where, apologizing for the absence of his
+wife, he introduced me to his daughter, a tall girl of twenty or more,
+gentle, refined-looking, with fathomless Gypsy eyes and an olive tint in
+her cheeks.
+
+“I’m going to take the _rashai_ for a drive,” said he. “We’ll be back
+for tea.”
+
+In the tastefully ordered drawing-room I chatted with Miss Boss, whose
+Romany rippled melodiously. A piece of classical music stood open on the
+piano, and several recent novels lay scattered about. On her father’s
+return within a few moments, I caught the sound of a horse pawing
+impatiently outside, and presently I was seated with Jack Boss in a smart
+yellow gig behind a slim “blood” animal. As we drove through the town my
+companion pointed to a carriage-horse in passing: “_Wafodu grai sî dova_”
+(a trashy horse is that), and when I translated his words he chuckled
+merrily. “To think that you know _that_, and you don’t look a bit like a
+Gypsy. Not a drop of the blood in you, I should think. You puzzle me,
+you really do. Perhaps you’ve got it from books. I’ve heard of such
+works, but have never seen them. I suppose you priests can find it all
+in Latin somewhere? Now, to look at me you’d never think—would you?—that
+I’d been born in a little tent” (he bent his fingers in semblance of
+curved rods) “and had travelled on the roads. But that’s years ago, yet
+I like to think of those days. If they were rough times, we had plenty
+of fun. Don’t I remember going with my old dad to visit the Grays and
+Herons, Lovells and Stanleys, in their tents—real Gypsies if you like.
+You don’t often _dik_ a _tatsheno Romanitshel konaw_” (see a true Gypsy
+nowadays). “It gave me a deal of pleasure the other day to meet Ike
+Heron in his low-crowned topper and Newmarket coat. One of the old
+standards is Ike. Perhaps you know him?”
+
+ * * * * *
+
+By this time we were speeding between green hedgerows in the open
+country, and when at last we pulled up at a wayside hostelry, nothing
+would do but I must drink my Gypsy’s health. Then the horse’s head was
+turned for home. Romany topics being still to the fore, and having
+recently heard of the passing of George Smith of Coalville, I asked my
+companion if he had ever met the parent of the first “Moveable Dwellings’
+Bill.”
+
+“I can’t say that I ever crossed his path, and I don’t know that I
+particularly wanted to. His letters in the papers used to _rile my
+people terribly_. We weren’t quite so bad as he painted us. It was
+plain enough that he knew nothing of the real Romanies, nothing whatever.
+Why, his “gipsies” were nothing but the very poorest hedge-crawlers, with
+never a drop of our blood in their bodies. The man meant all right, very
+likely, but as for his methods—well, the less said about them the
+better.”
+
+As we parted after tea at his garden gate, I wished my Gypsy _kushto bok_
+(good luck).
+
+“A good thing _that_, Mr. Hall, and may we both have more of it.”
+
+I retain very pleasant memories of that afternoon spent in the genial
+company of Mr. Jack Boss, whom I have since met several times at
+horse-fairs in different parts of the country.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+It has fallen to my lot to know a number of Gypsies who have made their
+homes in our cities, and who, though moving in respectable circles, still
+retain the old secret tongue of the roads, as well as a marked spirit of
+detachment from most of the ideas of the people among whom they live.
+Pride of race remains. No matter how high he may climb, the pure Gypsy
+is proud of his birth and secretly despises all who are not of his blood.
+When talking of breezy commons, green woodsides, rabbits, pheasants, and
+the like, I have seen the eyes of a house-dwelling Gypsy grow wistful as
+he sighed at the visions and memories arising within him.
+
+The sedentary Gypsies are now largely in the preponderance. Not that the
+tendency to settle is entirely a thing of our times. Fifty years ago,
+the Gypsy colony hard by my childhood’s home told of a movement not then
+by any means new. Twenty years earlier, did not Ambrose (Jasper) Smith
+say to Lavengro?—“There is no living for the poor people, the
+_chokengris_ (police) pursue us from place to place, and the gorgios are
+becoming either so poor or miserly that they grudge our cattle a bite of
+grass by the wayside, and ourselves a yard of ground to light a fire
+upon.”
+
+Many years prior to this complaint, the wholesale enclosing of the
+commons, the harassing attentions of the press-gang, the flooding of our
+roads by Irish vagrants, the barbaric administration of “justice,” and
+the pressure of the times generally, had caused many a Gypsy to adopt a
+sedentary life. Numbers of old-fashioned Romany families, finding life
+no longer tolerable in England, were allured to the colonies by glowing
+accounts received from migrated friends of the freedom and manifold
+opportunities for making a living across the sea. All along since those
+times it may be said that no year has passed without witnessing the
+settlement of many Gypsies.
+
+Some of my happiest “finds” in the way of house-dwelling Gypsies were
+several aged members of the great Boswell clan, living in the town of
+Derby, and to them I owe many reminiscences of Gypsy life in bygone days.
+It was from Lincolnshire _Romanitshel_s of the same clan-name that I had
+first learned of the Derby colony whose Gypsy denizens were so
+entertaining that if ever I found myself within a few miles of their
+Midland town I could in no way resist going to see them. It must have
+been many years since first they settled there, and yet they would talk
+of Lincolnshire as though they had quitted its highways and byways but
+yesterday. Moreover, these Boswells were related to some of Borrow’s
+originals, a fact which in my eyes lent no small glamour to these folk.
+
+One cool spring evening I stood in a cramped yard in Derby, and, tapping
+at a cottage door, I heard a tremulous voice inviting me to enter.
+Within that little room my aged friend, Coralina Boswell, was warming her
+thin hands at a few glowing coals in the grate. A flickering candle on
+the chimney-piece cast a fitful yellow gleam on the old lady seated on
+the hearthrug not far from a truckle bed. Wrapped about her shawl-wise
+was a portion of a scarlet blanket throwing up her features, swarthy and
+deeply seamed, into strong relief. She begged me to take the only chair,
+which I drew up to the fire.
+
+“I am glad to see you, my son. I’m a lonely old woman. My _tshăvê_
+(children) are all far away.” Here she picked up a black pipe which she
+had laid down on my entering, and went on chatting about her family,
+mentioning a daughter named Froniga.
+
+“That sounds like Veronica.”
+
+“Yes, we name’t her after the one that wiped the dear Lord’s face wiv a
+_diklo_” (handkerchief).
+
+This set her thoughts a-wandering, and she went on to tell how last night
+she saw strange things.
+
+“I was in a _wesh_ (wood), thick and green, and I went on and on, and I
+felt wild beasts rubbing agen me, but they never hurted me, ’cos my
+blessed Saviour was a-sitting wiv His angels among the clouds just above
+the roundy tops o’ the big trees. It was beautiful to see Him there.
+And sometimes, as I sits here, I sees Him come into this room, as real as
+when you came in yourself.
+
+“What made you come so far to see the likes o’ me? It’s wery kind o’
+you. I’s travelled all through your country, and a nice part it is. I
+remembers the green fields all lying in the sun by the riverside.”
+(Clearly she was thinking of the Trentside haunts of her clan.)
+
+“Now, my son, will you _tshiv_ some _kosht_ on the _yog_ (put some wood
+on the fire) and light that _vâva mumeli_ (other candle) on the
+chimbly-shelf?”
+
+On the walls of the room were several black-framed funeral cards, in the
+midst of which was a blurred enlargement of a Romany _vâdo_ (cart), and,
+seeing my eyes wandering towards this picture, Coralina broke out again—
+
+“Ah, that’s my _rom_’s (husband) wagon there, as we’s travelled in many a
+year, and there he is on the steps a-looking at me so loving-like. I
+_roker_s (talk) to him sometimes, forgetting he’s been gone this many a
+year.
+
+“Mine’s a lonely life, and what would become of me I don’t know, if I
+hadn’t some kind delations living in this _gav_” (town).
+
+As I stepped out into the narrow yard, a bright moon silvered the
+battered door and the little crisscross window of Old Coralina’s abode,
+and, walking along a crooked street, I thought of the strange life of the
+woman I had just left, an existence in which dreams and visions passed
+for realities.
+
+ [Picture: A Mother in Egypt. Photo. Fred Shaw]
+
+In the same town lived another aged Gypsy, Eldi Boswell, whose days were
+chiefly spent on a couch-bed smoking and dreaming. Too decrepit to leave
+her cottage, she loved to bask in the glow of the fire, and I recall no
+more picturesque Gypsy figure than Old Eldi, with her furrowed face and
+her long, dark ringlets straggling out from beneath a once gorgeous
+_diklo_. It was easy to see that she had been a beauty in her time, and
+in confidential moments she would say that in her young days she had
+often been taken for her cousin, Sanspirela Heron (the lovely wife of
+Ambrose Smith), whose forename was (in _Lavengro_) changed by Borrow to
+Pakomovna. Certainly one could not help being struck by Old Eldi’s large
+eyes. Much has been written about the peculiarity of the Gypsy eye,
+Borrow and Leland in particular having enlarged upon this topic. Not of
+a soft, steady hue like that of a pool in the moorland peat, it is a
+changeful eye of glittering black endowed with a strange penetrative
+quality.
+
+Born about the year 1820 at Susworth, a hamlet on the Lincolnshire bank
+of the Trent, Eldi remembered not only the names, but a host of tales in
+which bygone Gypsies played a part.
+
+My father, a schoolmate of Thomas Miller at Gainsborough on the Trent,
+used to speak of the riverside Gypsies whom Miller presents in his
+writings: _e.g._ in _Gideon Giles the Roper_ he gives pictures of the
+Boswells, who were probably some of Old Eldi’s folk.
+
+For instance, if I had been reading in Borrow’s _Gypsy Word-Book_ about
+that famous old rascal, Ryley Boswell, I would say to Eldi—
+
+“Did you ever know Old Ryley?”
+
+“Sartinly, I minds him well enough. ‘Gentleman’ Ryley, they used to call
+him. He was a tinker, like the rest of our _mushaw_ (men), but he
+wouldn’t carry his creel (grinding-outfit) on his back like other people.
+He must have it on a little cart, and a pony to draw it.”
+
+“Is it true that he had more than one wife living with him at the same
+time?”
+
+“Well, yes, he had three wives. There was Yoki Shuri. You’s heard tell
+of her, sure-ly—a wery clever woman she was at getting money. Then there
+was Lucy Boswell, Old Tyso’s gell, a nicer woman never breathed, but
+Ryley was rough with her and made her sleep in a little tent with his
+dogs Musho and Ponto. Nobody blamed her when she left him and went to
+’Merikay with her six children. Then there was Charlotte Hammond as went
+away and took on with Zacky Lee. A lot of those Lees round London sprang
+from them. In his best days Ryley had heaps of money and travelled all
+over the country. He had a fine black mare, Bess Beldam, and he rode on
+her a-hunting with the gentry up in Yorkshire. He was partic’lar fond o’
+that country, was Ryley. I minds how fine he looked on his splendid mare
+as had silver shoes, and him in a coat with golden guineas for buttons.
+I’s heard of him riding slap-dash through a camp, springing over the
+tents and scutching the _nongê tshavê_ (naked children) with his
+_tshupni_ (whip): ‘I’ll let ’em know who I am—Ryley Boswell, King of the
+Gypsies.’ But at last his luck left him, and he took hisself off to
+London with his Yoki Shuri. Even to her as stuck to him through all, he
+was unkind. One day he tied her to a cart-wheel and leathered her, ’cos
+she told him of his ill-doings. At London, they lived in the Potteries,
+but he never did no good in the big city. One day, as he was skinning a
+rabbit, he scratched his hand and got blood-poisoning, and died in a
+little house underneath the railway arches. They buried him in Brompton
+Churchyard.”
+
+Thus she would spin on at great length about Ryley Boswell.
+
+Another time she would talk about the Herons. She was old enough to
+remember Niabai and Crowy (the parents of my aged friend, Ike Heron), as
+well as “handsome” William, “lame” Robert, Miller, Lusha, and other
+members of the same family. According to her account, these fellows were
+a tall, dark, big-boned, rough set.
+
+Asked if she had ever known any Gypsy called Reynolds, Eldi replied—
+
+“To be sure, there was Reynolds Heron as married my Aunt Peggy.”
+
+Then I understood how Ambrose Smith (_alias_ Reynolds) came in his last
+years to adopt for his own travelling surname the Christian name of his
+wife Sanspirela’s father, Reynolds Heron, concerning whom it is recorded
+that he used to fast on the five Fridays next after the season of Lent,
+in memory of the five wounds of the Saviour.
+
+I used to like to hear Eldi talk of the days when artists, squires, and
+their ladies would pay visits to the camp. “There was my husband’s Aunt
+‘Norna’—her proper name was Lucretia Boswell—she was a beautiful woman,
+and Mr. Oakley painted a picture of her wearing an orange shawl about her
+shoulders. She never married, and always travelled with her sister
+Deloraifi, who never married neither. Ay, when I was a barefooted gell
+with the wind a-blowing my hair about, the painting-gentlemen would get
+me to sit for my picture; and squires would stop us in the lanes and try
+to pick up our words.”
+
+Rascalities of which modern Gypsydom knows nothing would creep into
+Eldi’s memory-pictures. I mean the wayside robberies, the bloody fights,
+the sheep and horse stealing of the rough old days of her girlhood. She
+would get so rapt away in the past that she would speak of people dead
+and gone as though they were living still, and, awaking to the present,
+would remark with a deep-drawn sigh—“But, there, I’s seen none of ’em for
+a wery long time.”
+
+Under the heading of “A Modern Enchantress,” the following note,
+describing my Gypsy friend, was communicated by an Irish clergyman to
+_The Journal of the Gypsy Lore Society_ of the year 1890:—
+
+ “A short time since, a clergyman stopping at my house told me that
+ some time ago, when he was assisting in the work of All Saints’
+ Parish, Derby, he had residing in the parish a Gypsy family named
+ Boswell. One of the family was sick, and he found the greatest
+ difficulty in getting into the house; and when he did get in, the
+ sick man told him that the sooner he cleared out of the house the
+ better—if he came to talk about religion. In fact, it was only by
+ most judicious management, and by promises not to speak about
+ religion till the sick man spoke of it first, that he was able to
+ establish a footing in the house. But after a little time he got on
+ quite friendly terms with the family. He then discovered that when
+ any of the family were sick an old aunt came into the room and seemed
+ to perform a kind of incantation over them. His description of her
+ performance was very like what we read about Eastern Dervishes. She
+ gradually worked herself up into a species of frenzy, flinging her
+ arms about and muttering a kind of incantation or prayer, until her
+ voice ascended into a wild scream and descended again into a whisper
+ as the frenzy passed away, and she was left lying exhausted and
+ apparently in fainting condition on the floor. When she arrived at
+ this state she was immediately carried out of the sick-room by her
+ relatives.”
+
+A grey morning with a lowering sky and splashes of rain had given place
+in the early forenoon to a brilliant day, and sunbeams lit up the
+Humber’s wharves and shipping as I stepped from the steam ferry upon the
+Corporation Pier at Hull. Often before had I visited this busy seaport
+on Gypsy errands, and the cause of my present visit was to seek out the
+whereabouts of the descendants of Ryley Boswell, renowned in Gypsy
+history. From Borrow’s _Romany Word-Book_ I had gathered that Ryley
+hailed from Yorkshire, and Eldi Boswell of Derby, and the London
+relatives of Yoki Shuri had informed me that Hull was a likely place to
+locate some of Ryley’s offspring. A few inquiries brought me the
+information that a Gypsy and his wife kept a little grocery store in a
+back street, which I had no difficulty in finding, though, reconnoitring
+outside the shop, I saw in its exterior nothing suggestive of the Romany.
+Going inside, I rapped with my foot on the floor, and a middle-aged
+woman, only distantly resembling a Gypsy, responded to my summons.
+Pointing to a barrel of ruddy Canadians, I made request in Romany for two
+apples, and immediately a change came over her face. The sound of the
+Gypsy language produced a beaming smile where solemnity had sat. After
+making a further purchase, I was invited into the living-room, where I
+had no sooner sat down than the woman’s husband, looking still less like
+a Gypsy, entered, but on my giving him a _sâ shan_ (how do?) he laughed
+outright, and we had some fun. It tickled me not a little to hear the
+pair discussing my physiognomy.
+
+“Why, he’s got Newty’s _nok_ (nose), that he has now.” And the wife
+asked me if I had brought news of a fortune left to them by their Uncle
+Newty in Australia.
+
+“Newty—well, I _have_ heard of him. Wasn’t he _bitshado pawdel_
+(transported) to Hobart Town for horse-stealing? But for whom do you
+take me?”
+
+“One of Newty’s sons, for sure. And here’s your father’s photograph”
+(handing me a daguerreotype in velvet-lined case). “Now look at yourself
+in the glass. Why, you’re the wery spit of Uncle Newton.”
+
+So I found myself taken for a grandson of Old Ryley and Yoki Shuri, and
+my shopkeeping friends were themselves actual grandchildren of those
+Gypsies of renown. Here was a lucky find, and since I was out upon a
+genealogical errand, I availed myself of the present opportunity to scoop
+in a goodly store of facts for my increasing collection of Romany
+pedigrees.
+
+A few years after this visit to Hull, a correspondent in Australia
+imparted to me a number of facts relating to transported Gypsies. Here
+are a few of his personal recollections of Newton Boswell (or Boss), whom
+he had known as a travelling knife-grinder at Launceston in Tasmania.
+
+ “Newton, familiarly known as ‘Newty,’ seemed a nice quiet fellow,
+ tall and spare, with the remains of good looks. Polite and
+ well-spoken, he was not particularly Gypsy-looking, except for his
+ walk and build—not particularly dark. At the same time he _did_ look
+ like a Gypsy. His eyes were of a mild brown. He wore a big felt hat
+ and a coloured handkerchief. He told me that he had been popular
+ with ladies, that one lady who had a large house (in New South Wales,
+ I think), and with whom he worked as a servant or driver, took a
+ particular fancy to him, but he left that situation because he wanted
+ to be on the move. He said he did not like remaining long in one
+ place. Newton confirmed Borrow’s description of Ryley, in regard to
+ his wearing gold coins as buttons on his clothes, and other details.
+ When I read him parts of Borrow’s books, he was astonished to find in
+ print many facts familiar to himself. He once brought round his
+ fiddle for me to hear him play, which he did in the energetic,
+ spirited style peculiar to the race. He told me that he had
+ travelled all over Australia.
+
+ “Once, many years ago, there came up to Newton’s grinding-barrow in
+ Sydney a handsome, dark, beautifully dressed, young lady who, looking
+ him fixedly in the eyes, said—
+
+ “‘There’s a Romany look about you.’
+
+ “‘I beg your pardon, madam?’
+
+ “‘There’s a Romany look about you.’
+
+ “‘Why, madam, do I look any different from anybody else?’
+
+ “‘Well, you are wearing a yellow handkerchief round your neck.’
+
+ “‘Can’t anybody wear a coloured handkerchief, madam?’
+
+ “‘Yes, they can, but they don’t.’
+
+ “‘Well, madam, I _am_ a Gypsy—a pure-bred one too—my name is
+ Boswell.’
+
+ “‘And so am I a Gypsy—my name is Lovell.’
+
+ “She gave Newton a sovereign and invited him to call at her house.
+ He subsequently learned that she had married some well-to-do man (a
+ non-Gypsy) in England, who had brought her out to Australia, and that
+ on his returning suddenly from a trip to the Old Country, he shot her
+ in a passion of jealousy, and then shot himself.”
+
+Some weeks later I was again exploring Hull for Gypsies. To me few
+things are more agreeable than to hear Romany spoken unexpectedly.
+Walking along a city street, if suddenly amid the din of the traffic I
+hear a Gypsy greeting, I experience a very pleasant emotion.
+
+In passing along the Anlaby Road, I heard from behind me, “_Sâ shan_,
+_rashaia_?” (How do, parson?) and, looking round, I saw Mireli Heron’s
+son, a jovial, harum-scarum fellow who has found a permanent home in
+Hull. I remember him as a travelling Gypsy, and his garb was then
+characteristic and becoming, but he had now adopted a coat, collar, and
+tie of the prevailing fashion. The Gypsy of the town, I find, has no
+desire to attract attention to himself; hence he becomes subdued in
+appearance, more’s the pity. Having settled, he becomes “respectable,”
+drab-coloured, unpicturesque.
+
+At my request young Heron walked across with me to the Spring Bank, and
+on the way thither he pulled up at a photographers shop window, and,
+pointing to a picture, asked—
+
+“What would you call that in _Romanes_?” (Gypsy).
+
+“Why, a _kuskti-dik_in _rakli_ (a good-looking girl), to be sure.”
+
+“_Keka_, _keka_ (no, no), I don’t mean that. What’s our word for
+‘picture’?”
+
+“_Dikamengri_.”
+
+“_Keka_, that’s the word for a looking-glass.”
+
+“Well, what would _you_ say?”
+
+“_Stor-dui_-graph” (_Four_(4)-_two_(2)-graph, hence photograph).
+
+The Romany tongue is plastic, and a Gypsy will playfully coin new words
+in this fashion. As a Gypsy once said, “There’s always a way of saying a
+thing in _Romanes_, if you can find it out.” Certain it is, if a Gypsy
+has no old word for a thing, he will not be long in coining a new one.
+
+Entering the Spring Bank Cemetery together, my companion pointed out the
+grave of Yoki Shuri, the faithful consort of Ryley Boswell (or Boss), and
+upon the neat stone I read this inscription, “In memory of Shorensey
+Boss, who died Jan. 18, 1868, aged 65 years.” From a bush planted on the
+grave I plucked a sweet white rose.
+
+Further, I learned from my companion that Old Ryley’s son Isaac, commonly
+called “Haggi,” had died in Hull only a few years previously. Like his
+brother Newton, he too had visited Australia, and, returning to this
+country, had settled in Hull, and was daily seen in the streets with a
+grinding-barrow. A girl whom Haggi brought with him from Australia told
+me (this was a few years later) that when as a child she was naughty,
+Haggi would frighten her by saying, “If you’re not good, Old Ryley will
+get you, and he’ll _maw tut_” (kill you).
+
+One summer, when holidaying with my family at the breezy Yorkshire
+coast-town of Bridlington, I heard that there were Romanies living in a
+house at a little inland town, and, cycling over the hills, I spent a
+pleasant hour in the home of a Gypsy, who in a sweet voice sang the
+following ballad:—
+
+ “There were seven Gypsies all in a row,
+ And they sang blithe and bonny, O!
+ They sang until at last they came
+ Unto the yellow castle’s hall, O!
+
+ The yellow castle’s lady, she came out,
+ And gave to them some siller, O!
+ She gave to them a far better thing,
+ ’Twas the gold ring from her finger, O!
+
+ At ten o’clock o’ night her lord came home,
+ Enquiring for his lady, O!
+ The waiting-maid gave this reply,
+ She’s gone with the roving Gypsies, O!
+
+ Come saddle me my milk-white steed,
+ Come saddle for me my pony, O!
+ That I may go by the green-wood side,
+ Until I find my lady, O!
+
+ So all through the dark o’ night he rode,
+ Until the next day’s dawning, O!
+ He rode along the green-wood side,
+ And there he found his lady, O!
+
+ Last night you laid on a good feather bed,
+ Beside your own married lord, O!
+ To-night in the cold open fields you lie,
+ Along with the roving Gypsies, O!
+
+ What made you leave your home and your lands?
+ What made you leave your money, O!
+ What made you leave your own married lord,
+ To go with the roving Gypsies, O!
+
+ What cares I for my home and my lands,
+ What cares I for my money, O!
+ What cares I for my own married lord,
+ I’ll go with the roving Gypsies, O!”
+
+On leaving, I placed a silver coin in the singer’s tawny palm, whereupon
+she sprang from her stool by the fire and gave me a resounding kiss on
+the cheek.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XIII
+WITH THE YORKSHIRE GYPSIES
+
+
+AS I have said, Gypsies settled in houses now greatly outnumber their
+roving brethren. Hence it has come to pass that nearly every town in the
+land possesses a Bohemian quarter where you are met by dark faces and
+sidelong glances speaking of Gypsy blood. Nor can the student of Gypsy
+life and manners afford to neglect these haunts despite their dinginess,
+for as often as not they contain aged Gypsies whose memories are well
+worth ransacking for lore and legend, and in “working” these queer
+alleys, one has often picked up choice reminiscences of bygone Gypsy
+life.
+
+ [Picture: House-Dwelling Gypsies. Photo. Fred Shaw]
+
+One morning I was walking under the grey walls of Scarborough Castle,
+and, coming out upon the sparkling North Bay, I ran into the arms of a
+_mush-fakir_ (umbrella-mender), who looked as if there rolled in his
+veins a blend of Scottish and Irish blood, but I was mistaken, for he
+told me he was Welsh and bore the name of Evans. Far-travelled, his
+peregrinations had ranged from Aberdeen to Penzance, and seldom have I
+met a man of his class so overflowing with varied knowledge. He asked me
+if I knew William Street in Scarborough, but as a newcomer I admitted
+that I had not so much as heard of the locality, and made request for
+further information.
+
+“I reckon William Street ’ll just suit you,” he declared. “It’s full o’
+tinkers and grinders, Gypsies and sweeps, and the like.”
+
+“A regular Whitechapel,” I suggested.
+
+“Now you’ve hit it,” said he laughingly.
+
+I asked him where he was residing in that street.
+
+“At the Model, to be sure, and if you ax for Long Ambrose, you’ll find
+they all know me.”
+
+I further inquired of him as to the Gypsy inhabitants of that quarter,
+and he gave me a list of the “travellers” who had settled there. These I
+called upon leisurely during a holiday extending over three weeks. One
+day I would look up one or two of them, and a few days later I renewed my
+visitation by dropping in upon several others, and so on until this
+little gold-mine was exhausted.
+
+From the sea-front it was a change scarcely Aladdin-like to find oneself
+in smoky William Street, a byway shut in by dingy walls, which in the
+deepening dusk took on an air of mystery. A little way down the street,
+I knocked at the door of Inji Morrison, but as there was no response I
+lifted the latch, and, putting my head inside the room, I spake aloud,
+“_Putsh man te av adrê_” (Ask me to come inside). A sound of shuffling
+feet was heard, with tripping steps in the rear, and an old crone
+tottered forward, along with her granddaughter, dark-eyed and
+twenty-five. Following them into the kitchen, I saw the floor scattered
+with willow pegs in various stages of manufacture. The pair accorded me
+a genial welcome, though they scanned me curiously as if wondering what
+sort of Gypsy I might be. When I mentioned some black foreign
+_Romanitshel_s whom I had seen, the old mother remarked—
+
+“I shouldn’t like to _dik lendi_ (see them); they would make me think of
+the _Beng_.”
+
+Then, as the old lady was dull of hearing, her granddaughter (in an
+aside) said—
+
+“You mustn’t mind, _rai_, what granny says; she’s getting old. As for
+the _Beng_, there ain’t no sich pusson, I don’t think. There’s nothing
+bad comes from below. There’s the springs we drink from, and the dearie
+little flowers we love to gather. And there’s nothing but good comes
+from above; the blessed sunshine and the light o’ moon and the rain that
+falls—why, all of ’em’s good things, ain’t they? The badness is on’y
+what people makes.”
+
+Now through the open door leading to a cramped backyard came a hairy
+terrier, followed by a small boy with saucy eyes and long, black curls
+falling upon the shoulders of his ill-fitting coat. A great-grandson
+from a few doors lower down was this quicksilver pixy, who sat himself at
+our feet and cuddled the terrier near a few red embers in the grate.
+
+“Mend the fire, my gal,” said Old Inji. And when the wood blazed and lit
+up the room, granny filled her pipe from shavings cut from a cake of
+black tobacco.
+
+“I’ll never go to Seamer Fair no more now my man’s dead. ’Tain’t likely
+as I could. ’Twouldn’t be the same, would it?”
+
+“Seamer Fair, when is that?”
+
+“Why, next week. There’ll be _dosta Romanitshel_s _odoi_ (many Gypsies
+there) and music and dancing. Ay, and fighting too.”
+
+Then she fell to rambling about her former life on the road.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+Another day I sat with Vashti Boswell in her cottage down one of the
+numerous yards branching out of William Street. Handing me a rude stool,
+the work of some Gypsy carpenter, she sat herself on the fender. On her
+forehead was a deep indentation which she said was made by a blow from a
+poker at the hand of a mad relative. In vivid words she described the
+occasion of that blow, and one pictured the desperate struggle between
+the two women, till Vashti, fainting from loss of blood, fell in a heap
+on to the floor, but not before Izaria, a stalwart fellow, attracted by
+his mother’s screams, had rushed into the house and snatched the weapon
+from the mad woman’s hand.
+
+A little higher up the street lived this same son and Vashti’s nephew,
+Joel Boswell, who were sent for, a neighbour’s child acting as messenger.
+I have often noticed that Gypsies will call in their kinsfolk who live
+near to share in the pleasure and excitement, likewise in the “grist,”
+implied by a _rai_’s visit. Much to my surprise Vashti knew all about
+Gypsy Court at Lincoln, and little wonder when she presently told me that
+her husband was a half-brother of my old friend, Jumping Jack.
+
+Talking of the past, Vashti declared that very few Gypsies in her day
+went to church for marriage.
+
+“My man and me jumped the besom, we did. That’s how we was married.
+Like many more, we didn’t get _parson’d_, but we thought our old way just
+as binding as if we’d been to church. My man were a good ’un as long as
+he lived, and weren’t that enough for the likes o’ me?”
+
+“Then you remember Jumping Jack?” I asked.
+
+“_Âwa_ (yes), and he could jump too. He once cleared the backs of three
+horses standing side by side, and I’s seen him jump the common gate times
+and agen. When my husband was living, we used to travel Lincolnshire,
+and now lots of us are living in houses scattered all over the _tem_”
+(country).
+
+At this juncture, Joel disappeared for a few moments, and on his return
+bore a large jug of foaming brown ale, which was his way of welcoming the
+_rai_, and pipes were soon in full blast.
+
+It was from Joel’s lips that I heard about Mordecai Boswell, who died at
+Retford many years ago. Mordecai was a fine-looking man, his hair
+falling in long curls. He wore a dark green coat with big pearl buttons
+and a broad collar, while his low-crowned hat might well have been a
+family heirloom. He had a dancing booth at fairs, and would fiddle,
+while his sister Matilda danced and played the tambourine. Frampton
+Boswell used to join him at the St. Leger and other big races, and they
+didn’t do badly with the dancing booth.
+
+One day a _gawjo_ was chatting with Mordecai, and the talk turned upon
+_hotshiwitshi_ (hedgehog).
+
+“I couldn’t fancy eating that creature,” said the _gawjo_. “It makes me
+feel queer to think of it.”
+
+“Look here,” said Mordecai, “I’ll bet you a half-crown that before many
+days are past you’ll have had some.”
+
+The _gawjo_ grinned and shrugged his shoulders. Time went on, and the
+_gawjo_ one day came upon Mordecai and his family having dinner on the
+roadside.
+
+“Won’t you have a bite with us?” said Mordecai.
+
+“What’s that on the dish?” asked the _gawjo_.
+
+“Duck,” replied the Gypsy, with a grave face. The _gawjo_ sat down and
+was soon enjoying what looked remarkably like a duck’s leg. When the
+meal was over and pipes were brought out, Mordecai got a-talking.
+
+“Well, my pal, where have you been since I saw you last, and how have you
+been faring? Has any Gypsy got you to swallow a bit o’ _hotshiwitshi_?”
+
+“No, not likely. Didn’t I tell you that that nasty creature should never
+touch my lips?”
+
+“Then you’ve done it to-day. You’ve had _hotshi_ for dinner, and you
+seemed to enjoy one of the legs finely. You smacked your lips over it
+anyway. Hand up that half-crown.”
+
+He did so, and, turning pale, walked away.
+
+“I say, _rai_,” remarked Izaria, “did you know there’s some of the black
+Herrens (Herons) stopping at Robin Hood’s Bay, not far from here? I seen
+’em at Scarborough a little while back, and I shouldn’t wonder if some of
+’em’s at Seamer Fair next week.”
+
+Making a mental note of these two places, I resolved to visit them.
+Then, happening to mention the _mush-fakir_ whom I had encountered near
+the Castle, Joel said, “I once had an uncle as was very fond of this here
+town, I mean Elisha Blewitt, as married Mordecai’s sister Sybarina; my
+uncle was a _mush-fakir_, but he’s been dead for years. As for that
+there man you spoke of, I believe there’s a long-legged _gèro_ (man) in
+the same line o’ business living at the Model.”
+
+Next day in the same quarter I waylaid Fennix Smith in company with a
+Gypsy named Swales, who were about to set forth in a two-wheeled cart
+drawn by a thin-legged pony, their destination being Malton. On their
+way home they would call at “No Man’s Land,” where they expected to find
+some of their travelling friends drawing up for Seamer Fair. Between
+their legs I noticed a lurcher curled up, and, pointing to it, I said, “I
+see you mean to have some sport on the way.”
+
+“Yes, and we shan’t forget to bring you some-think, pass’n, if we has
+good luck.”
+
+After the pony-cart had rattled out of the street, I turned into the yard
+of the Model, where several grinding-barrows stood under a lean-to, but I
+failed to recognize Long Ambrose’s property among them, and, entering the
+house, I learned that my _mush-fakir_ might be expected home at any time.
+Walking up the street, I came upon a stalwart Gypsy woman standing at her
+open door. Her husband, I gathered, was a tinker, and not a prosperous
+one at that, judging by his wife’s tattered gown and woebegone air.
+During our talk about her relations who travelled Lincolnshire, two
+pretty little children continually tugged at her gown.
+
+“If you go to Seamer Fair, _rai_, you’ll be sure to find some of my
+folks, the Smiths, along with the Herrens and Youngs.”
+
+Just then I heard a man whistling, and round the corner appeared Long
+Ambrose pushing his barrow. In the yard of the Model we conversed, and
+on his referring to Gloucester, I asked if he knew any of the Carews,
+horse-dealers of that city.
+
+“Oh yes, there was one of them sold a dyed horse to match a black
+carriage-_grai_, and a wery ‘fly’ cove he was, but he got found out, and
+had to do ‘time’ for that affair.” My _mush-fakir seemed_ to have
+travelled everywhere.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+Mindful of the intimation let fall by Izaria Boswell that there were
+black Herons to be found at Robin Hood’s Bay, I made my way thither afoot
+one brilliant July morning. A cool air from the sea tempered the sun’s
+powerful rays, and it was good to inhale the sweetness of the summer
+meadows where the haymakers were busy. Overhead the bent-winged silvery
+gulls passed to and fro, and among the wayside bushes yellow-hammers
+trilled their song which in childhood we translated by the words, “a
+little bit of bread and no cheese.”
+
+Perched on the top of a lofty cliff overlooking the North Sea, the
+village of Robin Hood’s Bay seems almost to overhang a precipice, and on
+stormy nights the wind roaring up the cliff flings the salt spray far
+inland. The whole of the coast hereabouts is a delicious panorama of
+rock-bound bays and coves.
+
+On arriving at the village I had no difficulty in locating my Gypsies. A
+fisherman, sun-tanned and jovial, pointed a stubby finger towards a
+grassy plot whereon stood three caravans, and it was with a thrill of
+pleasure that I drew near. Yes, there on the short turf sat one-armed
+Josh and Nettie, his wife. Our greetings were hearty, and as we talked,
+up came one of the Youngs.
+
+“You are just the man I want to see, _rashai_,” and, taking out a
+crumpled newspaper, he said, “There’s something in here about stopping
+the Gypsies from camping at Scarborough.”
+
+After a hunt through the paper, I came upon a report of a meeting of the
+wiseacres of the town, and read their speeches about the “nuisances” said
+to be created by the Gypsies.
+
+“But there ain’t any Gypsies there now _we’s_ come away,” said Young.
+“The people stopping there are only poor _didakai_s (half-breeds) and
+_mumpari_. We don’t call _them_ Gypsies.”
+
+The speaker was one of the purest-bred English Gypsies I have ever met.
+
+Pure Gypsies draw a marked line between dirty, low-class van-dwellers and
+themselves; but unfortunately the world at large makes no such
+distinction, immensely to the detriment of the true _Romanitshel_.
+
+East Yorkshire is a favourite country with the Herons and Youngs. Both
+Josh and Nettie love it well, as did also some of their forelders. It
+was at Robin Hood’s Bay that Nettie’s Aunt Whipney died long years ago.
+I well remember a little tale about this old Gypsy. Tinker Ned, her
+husband, had “found” a _kani_ (hen) for the pot. It was a small one, and
+Whipney cooked it. When the tinker came home at a later hour than he had
+promised, he asked—
+
+“Where’s that _kani_? Have you cooked it?”
+
+His wife answered by putting two fingers into her mouth, meaning, that
+she had consumed the little fowl. Thereupon Tinker Ned picked up a loose
+tent rod and gave her a good thrashing.
+
+Close by sat Nettie’s daughter-in-law, Isabel, and her children, bonny
+bairns, tumbled happily on the grass. As I looked at these Gypsies, all
+of them pictures of blooming health—clear-eyed, clean-limbed, bare-headed
+in sun and breeze—I reflected not without sadness on the fact that the
+tendency of modern legislation is to curtail and render more difficult
+the free, roving life of these children of Nature.
+
+It was now late in the afternoon, and over tea we talked of other times
+and old Gypsy ways. Nettie told of her own mischievous tricks when she
+was a child, how she used to hide her mammy’s pipe in a tuft of grass
+near the tent, and then watch her hunt up and down for it; her sister
+Linda and she would have a good laugh to themselves over the trick, and
+then what tales their old mother would tell them by the fire o’ nights.
+One of these stories related to a horse belonging to some Irish Gypsies,
+the O’Neils.
+
+He was an aged animal and a favourite of the family. One day he fell
+down and broke his back. Quite still he lay, and, taking him for dead,
+they removed his skin, but in the morning he came and kicked at the
+_vâdo_. He was a sight awful to behold. Now it happened that near at
+hand lay a pile of sheepskins, so they hurriedly clapped some of these on
+the poor horse and bound them round and round with willow withies. In a
+little while the animal recovered, and the O’Neils used to clip a crop of
+wool off him every year. And since the willow sticks took root and grew,
+the Gypsies were able to cut materials sufficient to make many baskets.
+
+Folk-stories of this character are classified by lorists as “lying
+tales,” and in a subsequent chapter I shall give a sheaf of such stories
+familiar to all our Boswells and Herons, wherever you may light upon
+them.
+
+It was Nettie’s daughter-in-law who, after listening to a ghost tale from
+me, protested—
+
+“_Mulos_ (ghosts)—I’ll tell you what I thinks about ’em. Folks who die
+and go to the good place won’t never want to leave it, and as for people
+what go to the bad place, I reckons they’ll have to stop there. ’Tain’t
+likely they’ll ever have a chance to come back.”
+
+Looking up the footpath leading to the camp, I saw Isabel’s little boy
+dragging a dead bough behind him. Said Josh, waving his stump of an arm
+towards the approaching child—
+
+“The worst thing we Gypsies does nowadays is to pick up a dead stick or
+two for the fire, and if we goes into a _wesh_ (wood) for a little
+_shushi_ (rabbit) for the pot, well, I reckon there’s plenty left for
+them as has a deal too many. If we sets a snare, it ain’t so cruel as
+the keeper’s teethy traps, and the lord and lady as employs the keeper
+talks in the Town Hall agen cruelty to animals—so I hear. Oh dear, it
+makes me larf!”
+
+As I turned to take a farewell look at the group, I saw the Gypsies
+stretched at full length, puffing their pipes, while away beyond them lay
+the deep blue sea, and the rugged coast trending north and south in
+exquisite bays. It was a sight to cherish in the memory.
+
+A cool rain in the early hours had given place to a hot July morning, as
+I entered the village of Seamer already astir with its horse-fair.
+Making my way between knots of colts and droves of ponies at whose heels
+Gypsy boys were waving pink glazed calico flags, I went to where one of
+the North-Country Smiths stood gesticulating before a group of
+prospective buyers of colts, and discovered in him Elias Petulengro’s
+son, Vanlo, whom I had known at Lincoln. Presently he walked across to
+me and held out a hand of friendship. All around us were Yorkshire
+travelling folk, and while chatting with Vanlo I witnessed a curious
+thing. Three policemen stood talking together, and one of them had his
+hands behind his back. A Gypsy, sidling up, slipped a half-crown into
+this policeman’s hand. I saw his fingers close over the coin, yet he
+never by the slightest sign betrayed this act of the Gypsy, which passed
+unobserved by the other constables. Petulengro, who witnessed it,
+explained that this sort of thing is not uncommon. It obtains little
+privileges. “The _muskro_” (policeman), said he, “will turn a blind eye
+to that Gypsy’s fire on some wayside to-night.”
+
+ [Picture: A Gypsy Lad. Photo. Fred Shaw]
+
+Strolling through the fair, I spied old Clara Smith smoking a black clay
+under a stone wall, and by her side sat her daughter Tiena and one of her
+male relations, whom I had once met on a bleak fell in North-West
+Yorkshire. It was he who told me the following tale as he sat making
+pegs among the ling:—
+
+“When I was a boy, I was taking _puvengri_s (potatoes) from a field, and
+I looked up, and there stood a tall man staring at me over the hedge.
+
+“‘You come along with me,’ he shouted, and, taking him for a policeman in
+plain clothes, I obeyed, and went with him to a big building which I
+thought was the Sessions House. There were many people inside, and a
+gentleman was talking to them. At last he looked hard at me, and said,
+‘Thou art the man.’
+
+“So I jumped up and said, ‘Yes, I know I am, but I didn’t mean to do it.
+It was my uncle as made me go. I’ll never steal potatoes no more.’ And
+because I would keep on talking like a Philadelphia lawyer, they turned
+me out without passing sentence on me. Next day I was walking with my
+uncle, and the tall man as took me off to the place, passed by. ‘That’s
+the policeman as arrested me,’ says I.
+
+“‘Why, you silly boy,’ said my uncle, ‘that there man is the evangelist,
+and he took you to his chapel, he did.’”
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XIV
+A NIGHT WITH THE GYPSIES—THE SWEEP OF LYNN—LONDON GYPSIES—ON EPSOM DOWNS
+
+
+“IT ain’t fit to turn a dog out o’ doors, that it ain’t, so you’d better
+make up your mind to stop all night.”
+
+Saying this, Gypsy Ladin closed the porch door, but not without
+difficulty, for a gale was battering upon the wayside bungalow. Half an
+hour ago, as I hurried along the willow-fringed “ramper” on my way to see
+this old Romany pal, black rain-clouds, bulging low over the fenland
+wapentake, had foretold an approaching storm; and now with the descent of
+the May night the tempest had burst in full fury upon the land.
+Torrential rain, swift swelling rushes of wind, and brilliant flashes of
+lightning made me glad to be housed with my friend in his fire-lit room.
+
+Hidden by a dense hedge from the highway, this Gypsy abode stood back
+amid a cluster of apple trees, and a daylight view of the place would
+have revealed to you an entirely nondescript habitation, with here a
+home-made porch, and there a creeper-grown extension sheltering a green
+caravan in which Ladin and his wife Juli have travelled many a mile over
+the smooth causeways of the far-reaching flats.
+
+Let me picture for you the tiny apartment where we now sat happily
+blowing clouds of tobacco smoke. Over the wide fireplace, which occupied
+one side of the room, rose a high mantelpiece surrounded by coloured
+prints of Derby winners, divided one from another by glistening
+horse-bits and brass-bound whips. Opposite the fireplace a small
+casement looked out upon a bulb-garden aglow by day with hyacinths,
+tulips, and narcissi—a common sight in the Fens. The side walls were
+adorned with portraits of Gypsy relatives deceased and living, and the
+brazen ornaments on parts of a van-horse’s harness gleamed in the rays of
+the pendant lamp. Before the fire sat my friend and his wife, a tall,
+striking woman of the old-fashioned Draper clan, and along with us were
+two youthful sons of the house, Rinki and Zegul, smart, quick-eyed
+fellows, who occupied a home-made bench opposite my seat of honour in the
+chimney corner. At our feet lay a dark lurcher, a type of dog whose
+peculiar qualities are well appreciated by Gypsies.
+
+I have already spoken of my friend as “Gypsy” Ladin, but his ruddy
+complexion and grey eyes are scarcely suggestive of the pure Romany.
+About the good “black blood” of his wife, however, there can be no manner
+of doubt. Probably my friend would agree with the roving _gawjo_, who,
+having married a pure Gypsy, declared that the mingling of gentile and
+Romany crafts was a desirable blending of qualities. Did not Lazzy
+Smith, renowned in Gypsydom, once say—
+
+ “Ain’t it in the Bible that God’s people should multiply and be as
+ one? It ain’t no sort o’ use at all a-goin’ agen the dear blessed
+ Lord’s words. Why, a cross is good, even if it be only in wheat,
+ ain’t it, now?”
+
+Belonging to East Anglia, Ladin’s forelders have mingled a good deal with
+the Herons who formerly travelled the counties bordering upon the North
+Sea. Himself akin to the Chilcots and Smiths, Ladin has inherited not a
+few traditions of these families.
+
+“Do you remember Yoki Shuri Smith?” I asked.
+
+“You mean Old Ryley’s wife? Ay, I mind her well, but Ryley I don’t
+remember. Shuri”—Ladin shivered as he uttered the name—“was looked upon
+as a _tshovihawni_ (witch) by our folks. We allus thought it unlucky to
+meet her on the road of a morning. I’ve known my folks turn back,
+saying, ‘It ain’t no use going out to-day.’”
+
+After a discussion of Shuri’s “powers,” I ventured upon a tale of my own
+experience of a witch who lived in a parish of which I was formerly
+curate-in-charge.
+
+About a fortnight after my arrival at the Rectory, our aged gardener took
+me into his confidence.
+
+“Excuse me askin’ if you’ve seen Old Betty what lives agin the well at
+the bottom of the lane? You must mind you don’t never get across wi’
+that woman, or she’ll sartinly mek things awk’ard for you.”
+
+The man’s meaning was that Betty had “peculiar powers.” A widow of sixty
+or more, she attended no place of worship, and rarely covered her grey
+head with anything more than a shawl. Besides her allowance from the
+parish, she managed to make a little money by selling ointments for
+wounds and sores, and many a cure has been wrought by means of her
+home-made compounds. My first meeting with her was on the Feast of St.
+Thomas, called in those parts “Mumping Day.” At my door stood Old Betty
+asking for a bit of silver, and a few yards behind her came several other
+widows. Hesitatingly I stood just over the threshold, when suddenly,
+before I could step aside, a lot of soft snow slid from the house-roof
+with a splash upon my bare head, while Old Betty and her companions
+laughed loud and long. The village gossips duly spread it abroad that
+Betty had, by her “peculiar powers,” brought down the snow upon the
+parson’s head. Anyway, I resolved for the future to be more prompt in
+the exercise of that unfailing charm against Betty’s witchcraft—a silver
+shilling.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+“Did you ever see my Aunt Sarah at Blackpool?” said Juli.
+
+“Yes, I once had tea in her tent on the South Shore. Did she and her
+_rom_ (husband), Edward, ever travel on this side of England?”
+
+“Sartinly, they did. Ned’s daddy, Tyso, lies buried in your country.
+Poor old man, many’s the time I’ve heard the tale about him and the
+shepherd boy.”
+
+“What was that?”
+
+ * * * * *
+
+“Well, Tyso was once _hatsh_in (camping) on a Norfolk common and got
+a-talking with a boy tending sheep. Says the boy to Tyso—
+
+“‘I can tell you where there’s a buried box full o’ money.’
+
+“‘Show me the place,’ says Tyso.
+
+“The boy took him to a little low, green hill, and then they fetches a
+spade and digs into it. Sure enough they bared the lid of an old iron
+chest with a ring on top, and both of ’em tugged hard at the ring, but
+the box wouldn’t budge an inch. Just then Tyso swore, and the ring
+slipped outen their hands, and down went the box and they never see’d it
+no more.”
+
+ * * * * *
+
+“One time the Herrens (Herons) used to come about here a good deal.
+There was handsome William, a wery notified man he were. Then there was
+Old Niabai and Crowy. Their son Isaac had a boy born at Lynn close by
+here—that was Îza. You’ll know him sure-ly. I’ve often met Ike’s
+half-brother Manful in Lynn. I can see him now, a little doubled-up old
+man. I ’spects you’s heard tell of Manful’s diamond? One day in a
+public, he catch’d sight of something shining among the sand—they sanded
+the slab floors in them days—and, whatever the thing was, it shone like a
+bit of cut-glass, and at first he thought it wasn’t worth stooping for,
+but when the taproom was empty he picked it up, and _dawdi_! if it wasn’t
+a diamond as big as a cobnut. So away he takes it to a pawnbroker’s
+shop, and the head man told him it were worth hundreds of pounds. My
+dear old dad once saw it with his own eyes.”
+
+ * * * * *
+
+While the black trees shuddered outside in the tempest, Ladin next told a
+story I shall never forget.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+“When my uncle, Alfred Herren, and his wife Becky was a-travelling in
+Shropshire, they draw’d their wagon one night into a by-lane—so they
+thought—just outside the village, but daylight show’d ’em it were a
+gentleman’s drive leading up to a red mansion among the trees. Did my
+uncle pull out when he found he’d made a mistake? No, for a wery good
+reason he stopped where he was. His missis had been took ill in the
+night, and a little gell were born. The doctor gave no hopes at all for
+the wife, and just when things looked blackest, a groom on horseback came
+up from the mansion, and, slamming on the wagon-side with his whipstock,
+shouted—
+
+“‘Clear out of here, you rascally Gypsies, afore my master sees you.’
+
+“Uncle Alfred put his head outen the door, and said—
+
+“‘Stop it, my man. There’s a woman a-dying in here. I’d take it kind of
+you to go to the big house yonder and ask the good lady to come and pray
+by a dying Gypsy.’
+
+“Off goes the groom with the message, and soon the squire’s lady come
+along carrying a basket of good things, and did all she could for Becky,
+but the poor thing died. After that the parson came to christen the
+baby.
+
+“‘What name?’ he asks.
+
+“‘Flower o’ May,’ says my uncle. The wagon stood under a may-tree, and
+the flowers were dropping on the grass like snow. Now, the squire and
+his lady come along. Says he—
+
+“‘The Almighty has never given us the blessing of a child, so we would
+like to adopt this little girl of yours and bring her up as our own.
+Here’ (holding up a bag) ‘are one hundred sovereigns. Take them, my good
+man, and let us have the baby.’
+
+“‘Nay,’ says my uncle, ‘you may keep your bag of gold. I can’t never
+part wi’ my little gell.’
+
+“Years went by, and at last my uncle fell ill and died. Then my own
+parents took care of the little gell, and they changed her name to Rodi,
+for they couldn’t abide to hear the name Flower o’ May no more; it
+reminded ’em too sadly of them as had gone.”
+
+ * * * * *
+
+On arising from my couch next morning, it was a pleasure to find that the
+air was moderately quiet, and patches of blue were showing between the
+rolling clouds. Breakfast over, my friends showed me round their garden
+gay with flowering bulbs. Gypsy-like, they had numerous pets—a pair of
+long-eared owls, a jackdaw, a goldfinch, some dainty bantams, and two or
+three pheasants in a wired poultry-run. Now the Gypsies came as far as
+the highway to see me off. Tender leaves and twigs strewed the road, as
+I mounted my bicycle, and after pedalling through several villages, the
+roofs of King’s Lynn began to appear ahead. A turn in the road at last
+brought me to a bridge spanning the broad river Ouse discoloured by
+flood-water. In a yard of the tavern just across the river, the chimneys
+of several Gypsy vans were to be seen. I therefore dismounted to make
+inquiries. Sunning himself on a bench outside the inn, sat a tall Gypsy
+man emptying a mug of Norfolk ale.
+
+“_Sâ shan_, _baw_?” (How do, mate?) said I, sitting down beside him. He
+turned out to be one of the Kilthorpes, and his pals in the yard were
+Coopers from London.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+An hour or two later, as I was loitering at a street corner in Lynn, I
+observed not far away a two-wheeled hooded cart drawn by a tired horse.
+From under a dark archway they emerged, and, coming into the light, I
+noticed an old woman under the hood smoking a pipe, and just then, from
+behind the cart stepped a sweep, who disappeared into a coal-yard,
+carrying a sack in his hand. Following him, I heard him say—
+
+“Half a hundred-weight, missis.” A burly woman, having weighed out the
+coal, poured it into the sack—a bottomless receptacle—and the black lumps
+were scattered about the floor.
+
+“_Muk man peser_” (Let me pay), said I, from behind the sweep. Whereupon
+the grimy old fellow looked round with an amazed stare.
+
+“_Pariko tuti_, _rai_” (Thank you, sir), he stammered out, and, producing
+a piece of string, he tied the sack bottom securely, and the two of us
+picked up the littered coal.
+
+“Where are you living?” I asked.
+
+“_Pawdel_ the _pâni_” (Across the water) “in West Lynn. We’ve been away
+for three months, and we’re going round to our house now. Come across
+to-night. Anybody will tell you where Old Stivven lives.”
+
+When the yellow street-lamps were twinkling in the dusk, I groped my way
+down a long dark passage, and at the foot of a flight of slippery wet
+steps, found a black coble moored. For ten minutes or so I waited till a
+man in a jersey appeared and rowed me across the broad, rolling Ouse. At
+the “White Swan” inn I made inquiry for my sweep, and was given an
+address, and discovered a sweep, but, alas, he wasn’t my man at all, and
+I began to think Old Stephen had tricked me. But now I was given another
+address, where I found my man and his wife in their living-room, amid a
+spread of blankets and bedding airing in front of a bright fire. For a
+while we talked, and then at the sweep’s suggestion we moved across to
+the “White Swan.”
+
+Stephen had formerly travelled with Barney Mace, an uncle of Jem, the
+world-famed pugilist, who had a boxing booth which he took to country
+fairs up and down the land, and in order to _tâder_ the _gawjê_ (draw the
+gentiles), Stephen and Poley (Barney’s son) would engage in a few rounds
+just outside the booth.
+
+The sweep had known Old Ōseri Gray, commonly called “Sore-eyed Horsery,”
+who died some years ago at King’s Lynn. He was a renowned Gypsy fiddler.
+If he heard a band play a tune, he would go home and reproduce the air on
+his violin, putting in such variations, grace-notes, shakes, and runs,
+that none of his fellows could compare with him.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+Among the sweep’s reminiscences was a curious story about an eccentric
+Gypsy who had a fancy for carrying his coffin in his travelling van. The
+man had a daughter, a grown woman, who went about with him, his wife
+having died some years before. One afternoon while she was away with her
+basket in the village, her father took out the coffin and was busy
+repainting it when a thunderstorm descended. The Gypsy took shelter in
+his _vâdo_, which was drawn up near an elm tree on a bit of a common.
+Picture the grief and dismay of his daughter on returning to find her
+father a corpse, for a flash of lightning had struck the tree and the van
+and killed the old Romany. On the day of the Gypsy’s funeral, the vicar
+of the parish had the flag flying half-mast high on the church tower,
+which everybody said was a kindly feeling to show for one who was only a
+wandering Gypsy.
+
+On asking my sweep about the house-dwelling Gypsies of Lynn, he directed
+me to the abode of the aged widow of Louis Boss (son of the famous Ryley
+Boswell or Boss), and a charming reception she gave me in her spotless
+cottage in a retired court. The sweep had told me of this old lady’s
+liking for snuff, and a visit to a _tuvalo budika_ (tobacco shop) enabled
+me to give her a little pleasure. By the fireside she refilled her shiny
+metal box, and, having offered me a trial of the pungent dust, herself
+took deep, loving pinches, with the air of a connoisseur. Indeed, the
+snuff cemented our friendship forthwith. Here I am reminded of a story
+telling how Dr. Manning (of the Religious Tract Society) once employed
+snuff in a very different fashion. When visiting Granada in Spain, he
+was beset by a begging crew of swarthy men, women, and children, and as
+he stood in the middle of the clamouring horde, he took out his
+snuff-box. Immediately all the Gypsies wanted a pinch. He obliged them,
+so long as the snuff lasted, taking care to keep a tight hold of his
+silver box. Soon the Gypsies were all sneezing and laughing
+immoderately, and amid the commotion the good doctor managed to make his
+escape.
+
+The road from King’s Lynn to East Dereham led me through villages astir
+with Whitsuntide festivities. At one point I turned down a by-lane, and,
+resting at the foot of a tree within view of Borrow’s birthplace at
+Dumpling Green, I observed a party of donkey-folk trudging along with
+their animals towards Dereham. Local mumpers were these people, a
+draggle-tailed lot, and I could not help reflecting upon the difference
+between the poor wanderers who now pass for Gypsies and the Petulengros
+and Herons of Borrow’s time.
+
+In the church of East Dereham, one’s fancy pictured the boy Borrow in the
+corner of a pew fixing his eyes upon the dignified rector and parish
+clerk “from whose lips would roll many a portentous word descriptive of
+the wondrous works of the Most High.”
+
+It was like living in _Lavengro_ to wander about the alleys and lanes of
+old Norwich and through the ling and fern on breezy Mousehold above the
+town. Up there amid the camping sites and the fighting-pits, it was not
+without sadness that I read on a notice-board—“No Gypsy, squatter, or
+vagrant shall frequent, or resort to, or remain upon the Heath.” O
+shades of Jasper Petulengro and Tawno Chikno, changed indeed are the
+times since the days when ye loved and fought and trafficked within the
+precincts of beautiful old Norwich!
+
+Concerning my trip by boat from Yarmouth to London, which was entirely
+lacking in Gypsy interest, nothing need be said here.
+
+London is in parts strongly tinctured with Gypsy blood. Let anyone walk
+along the streets which have been built upon the sites of the old
+metropolitan Gypsyries, and he will surely see dark faces and black eyes
+telling how the Gypsies still cling to these localities. All around
+Latimer Road Station, which stands upon the Potteries, Gypsies are to be
+found living in narrow courts and dingy lanes.
+
+On my way to Epsom on the eve of the Derby, I passed a few happy moments
+with my aged pal, Robert Petulengro, in whose back room at Notting Hill I
+have often been regaled with racy stories and touching reminiscences of
+old-time Romany life. There is something suggestive of the cleric in
+Bob’s demeanour, and a stranger would never suspect that my
+placid-looking friend had led a wild, roving life. It is when he loses
+himself in a tale that his mild ministerial air gives place to a vivacity
+characteristically Gypsy.
+
+To the Gypsyry on the Potteries came nomads named Heron and Leatherlund
+in the year 1854. (Some of their descendants still reside at the backs
+of the mews in Notting Hill.) They were the survivors of a sad disaster
+which in the previous year had befallen a party of hop-pickers at Hadlow
+in Kent. Through the kindness of a Gypsy woman who was “saved from the
+flood,” I am able to reprint a portion of an old tract giving the Rev. R.
+Shindler’s version of “The Medway Disaster.”
+
+ “In Kent you may still be told of a sad catastrophe which befel a
+ party of hop-pickers, in the year 1853, as they were returning to
+ their temporary habitations after a day’s work. The scene of the
+ alarming event was in the parish of Hadlow, near Tunbridge, Kent. It
+ is well known that thousands of poor people flock down into Kent for
+ the hopping. Some of these are Gypsies; some may be described as
+ house-cart people, who travel from place to place for the greater
+ part of the year, selling their wares—brushes and brooms, tin-ware,
+ earthen-ware, and such-like; but by far the larger part emerge from
+ the lanes and alleys and courts of London. To the last especially,
+ but to the others also, the hopping proves, when the weather is fine
+ and the hops good, a pleasant recreation as well as a profitable
+ employment. A number of people of Gypsy character and habits were
+ employed by a farmer who resided in the parish of Tudely, and who had
+ hop gardens also in Hadlow parish. It is a good rule among the
+ hop-farmers, that when their gardens are any considerable distance
+ from the homes of the natives or the encampments of the strangers,
+ the pickers should be conveyed in wagons to and from the gardens. In
+ this case, the river Medway had to be crossed in going to and from
+ the gardens, and the only means of crossing was a wooden bridge of
+ considerable span, and high above the current. The bridge was
+ considered dangerous, especially for spirited horses, who were
+ alarmed at the noise made by their own feet. The bridge was rendered
+ even more dangerous by reason of the rather frail open wooden rails
+ which flanked it right and left.
+
+ “On the morning of the day on which the catastrophe occurred, several
+ parties passed over the bridge in safety, and in the evening parties
+ of natives, or ‘home-dwellers,’ had returned without any mishap; but
+ as a party of Gypsies and suchlike were being conveyed back, the
+ horses suddenly took fright, ran the wagon against the side of the
+ bridge, which gave way, and wagon, horses, and people were
+ precipitated into the strong current below, and no less than thirty
+ were drowned. I was then pastor in a neighbouring parish, and had
+ taken a deep interest in the religious condition of the hoppers,
+ preaching in fields and stackyards and elsewhere near their
+ encampments, and distributing tracts and New Testaments. The sad
+ event mentioned above stirred my heart a great deal, and I felt
+ impelled to write a short tract. The thirty hop-pickers were buried
+ in Hadlow churchyard in a common grave, the spot being marked by a
+ monument recording the names of those who perished in the waters of
+ the Medway.”
+
+There are in Battersea numerous “yards” under railway arches, where
+living-vans of “travellers” used to be seen all the year round. Very
+much diluted is the Gypsy blood to be found nowadays in these “yards.”
+It is these degenerates, mostly Londoners bred and born, who at times
+give so much trouble to the local authorities in Surrey.
+
+Upon Hampstead Heath, and at Wormwood Scrubbs, a sprinkling of Gypsy
+faces may be seen among the show-folk on a Bank Holiday, and at Edmonton,
+Mitcham, and near Southend-on-Sea, I have met Gypsies all the year round.
+
+If the Yorkshireman goes to see the St. Leger because he has an
+instinctive love of horse-flesh, the Cockney resorts to Epsom Downs on
+the Derby Day to smell the scent of green turf and to take part in the
+most stupendous picnic in the world.
+
+Not merely to see a crowd of nearly a million human beings, but to sample
+Epsom’s Gypsies, was the object of my visit to the Downs one
+unforgettable June day. London’s unyielding pavements mean for me, after
+a day or two of them, an unpleasant foot-soreness, hence it was a relief
+to step forth upon the springy sward outside the Downs Station. Like
+children let loose from school, my fellow-travellers from town laughed
+and joked, whistled and sang, as briskly they moved towards the course.
+
+It was among the gorse bushes on the sunlit hilltop that I caught my
+first glimpse of the Gypsies, and to one acquainted with the swart
+_Romanitshel_s of East Anglia and the Northern Counties, the folk of the
+ramshackle carts and tiny tents were distinctly disappointing. Ruddy,
+fair-haired, and poorly-clad, were many of them; what a falling off from
+the horde of dark Gypsies assembled at some of our North-Country fairs!
+
+While I was chatting with a metropolitan policeman, up came a tall Gypsy
+girl vending what purported to be tiny squares of cedar wood, though the
+specimen I purchased for threepence smelled a good deal more like the
+innermost layer of the red bark abounding in the strips of pine forest
+around Tunbridge Wells. When I inquired of the damsel as to what Gypsies
+were present on the Downs, she replied, with a low laugh, “You’s never
+got to go far in these parts for to catch an Ayre. My dad’s an Ayre, but
+my _dai_ (mother) was a Stevens. Over there” (pointing to a town of
+Gypsy caravans and a country fair combined opposite the Grand Stand)
+“you’ll find some of the Matthews, Penfolds, and maybe a few of the
+Bucklands.”
+
+ [Picture: On the Racecourse. Photo. Valentine]
+
+Crossing the course, I made my way to the part of the Downs indicated by
+Cinderella Ayre, and though I rubbed shoulders with a good many sunburnt
+travellers in corduroys, and show-women in gowns of red and green, the
+first real Gypsy it was my good fortune to meet was Davy Lee, the ancient
+vagabond who “planted” the _duker_in-_mokto_ (fortune-telling box) upon
+George Smith of Coalville. Although nearly blind, Davy managed to dodge
+in and out of the crowd, and, taking me up to his wagon, found time to
+chat about his father, the renowned Zacky Lee.
+
+“My daddy was stopping one night in a field, and before going to bed, he
+looked out and there was his white donkey—leastways so he fancied. It
+was roaming about, and he set off to catch and tether it, so as he
+shouldn’t lose it. But do whatever he would, he could never get up to
+the animal. The nearer he tried to come at it, the furder off it allus
+was, till at last he know’d that what he’d been chasing all night was not
+his donkey at all, but the Devil.”
+
+Lounging on the grass, I noticed that the great event of the afternoon
+had arrived. Sleek, lean horses cantered along the course and passed out
+of sight. Amid a confused hubbub of voices, several moments went by.
+Now the glasses were levelled, and a profound silence settled on the
+crowd. All eyes were turned upon a little knot of horses appearing round
+Tattenham Corner. Then the sound of many voices swelled into a roar and
+died down again when the numbers went up.
+
+Prominent at these races in days gone by was Matthias Cooper, a Gypsy to
+whom the late King Edward, when Prince of Wales, would toss a golden
+sovereign. A well-known figure was Matty, attired in white hat, yellow
+waistcoat, black cut-away coat, and white trousers. Hovering about this
+old Gypsy was an air of the Courts and the Wilderness, for had he not
+mingled with royalty nearly all his life, this old “Windsor Froggie”? It
+was from him that Charles G. Leland obtained most of the materials that
+went to make his work entitled _The English Gipsies and their Language_.
+Matty is now no more, but his sons, Anselo and Wacker, still attend the
+Epsom races year by year.
+
+The great carnival was at last subsiding when I found myself in the tent
+of Anselo Cooper and his wife, with whom I took tea. I am not likely to
+forget my ride from the course to Epsom Town. As the Coopers were not
+leaving till the end of the week, they begged a lift for me from some
+friends of theirs who were going to the town. Our “carriage,” a
+two-wheeled affair, was drawn by a gaunt, long-legged horse, and along
+with some strange dark Gypsies I sat upon a pile of smoky tent-covers.
+We sped along the Down-land in a fashion which rocked us terribly. The
+very policemen laughed as we went by, but we reached the town in safety.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XV
+TINKERS AND GRINDERS
+
+
+A PLAGUE of an incline to joints stiffened by age, the Steep Hill at
+Lincoln is for me aureoled by all the fair colours of youth. Have I not
+more than once rent my nether garments in gliding down the adjacent
+hand-rail? Likewise in the time of snow have I not, defiant of
+police-notices, made slides where the gradient is sharpest?
+
+Now it happened one day that under the shadow of the ancient, timbered
+houses just below the crown of the hill there stood at his workshop on
+wheels a Gypsy tinker whose wizened figure and general air of queerness
+would have charmed a Teniers, and I, a town boy with no small capacity
+for prying, hovered at his elbow, studying his operations. Suz-z-z-z-z
+went the tinker’s wheel, as the sparks scattered in a rosy shower from
+the edge of a deftly handled blade. Then of a sudden something happened,
+causing me to jump as one who had been shot. There was a dull thud of a
+falling body, followed immediately by a shrill cry issuing from the
+throat of a sprawling pedlar—
+
+“Stop my leg, stop my leg!”
+
+A glance at the poor fellow revealed the whole story. His wooden leg,
+having become detached from its moorings, was rolling down the paved
+incline. Several persons were passing at the time, and more than one
+made a dash to recover the defaulting limb, but, youth’s suppleness
+favouring me, I managed to capture the elusive treasure, and up the hill
+I bore it in triumph. With admirable agility the tinker reattached the
+limb, and the pedlar went on his way rejoicing.
+
+“Gimme yer knife, boy,” said the tinker.
+
+I had one resembling a saw, which he whisked from my hand and duly
+restored with a nice edge. He then resumed his work as though nothing
+worthy of remark had happened to stay the song of his wheel.
+
+A craft of hoary antiquity is that of the nomad metal-worker. An
+Austrian ecclesiastic, in the year 1200, describes the “calderari,” or
+tinkers, of that time: “They have no home or country. Everywhere they
+are found alike. They travel through the world abusing mankind with
+their knavery.”
+
+Four hundred years later, an Italian writer gives an account of the
+tinker who enchants the knives of the peasants by magnetizing them so as
+to pick up needles, and for this he accepts payment in the shape of a
+fowl or a pie. To this day in Eastern Europe, the smith, usually a
+Gypsy, is regarded as a semi-conjurer who has dealings with the Devil.
+
+In Scotland you will find numberless “Creenies, crinks, and tinklers” who
+roam in primitive Gypsy fashion, with donkeys, ramshackle carts, tents,
+and a tinker’s equipment. If you have dropped into the shepherd’s
+cottage in the heathery glen, or the lone farmhouse on the Lowland fell,
+you will have noticed the horn spoons and ladles, or the rude
+smoothing-irons. These are the handiwork of the tinklers of a bygone
+generation.
+
+Two or three generations ago most of our English Gypsies were wandering
+tinkers carrying their outfits on their backs.
+
+For my own part, I have everywhere found the caste of tinkers a cheerful,
+happy-go-lucky fellowship, and in talks with them I have observed that
+they generally know a few Gypsy words, even when it is clear that they do
+not belong to the dark race.
+
+Shakespeare’s Prince Hal, in _Henry IV_. (First Part, Act 2, Scene 4), is
+made to say, “I can drink with any tinker in his own language.” This
+language, or jargon, known as _Shelta_, {207} has been the subject of
+much learned writing.
+
+My first lesson in Shelta was taken near the Shire Bridge, where the
+Great North Road, approaching Newark-on-Trent from the south, quits
+Lincolnshire for the county of Nottingham. A favourite halting-place is
+this for wayfaring folk of all sorts. Seated on Mother Earth’s green
+carpet, a tinker and his wife were taking tea, and at their invitation I
+sat beside them for a chat. Presently I showed two bright new pennies to
+the tinker, saying—
+
+“If you’ll tell me what these are in _Shelta_, they’re yours.”
+
+ [Picture: A Tinker of the Olden Times. By permission of Mrs. Johnson]
+
+In a moment he replied, “_Od nyok_” (two heads), and I handed over the
+coins. With a comic gesture he queried—
+
+“Yer wouldn’t like to larn a bit more o’ thet langwidge, would yer?”
+
+ [Picture: A Welsh Gypsy Tinker. Photo. Fred Shaw]
+
+“Rat-tat-tat” went the old brass knocker one morning at the side-door of
+my house, and on being informed that a tinker was inquiring for me, I
+hastened to see what manner of man he was. Before me stood a battered
+specimen of the Romany of the roads, and with a view to testing his
+depth, I asked—
+
+“Do you ever _dik_ any _Romanitshel_s on the _drom_?” (see any Gypsies on
+the road).
+
+“You ’ave me there, mister,” said he. “Upon my soul, I dunno what you’re
+talkin’ about.”
+
+The man’s face was a study in innocence.
+
+“You know right enough what I’m saying,” I continued in Romany.
+
+My man could endure it no longer, and, exploding with mirth, he turned
+and shouted to his brother, who stood near a grinding-barrow on the road.
+
+“_Av akai_, Bill, ’ere’s a _rashai roker_in _Romanes_ as fast as we can”
+(Come here, Bill, here’s a parson talking Gypsy). “Bring that _shushi_
+(rabbit) out o’ the _guno_” (sack).
+
+With unaffected goodwill, the two Gypsies insisted on my accepting the
+rabbit as a token of friendship. This I did gladly, asking no questions
+as to how they had come by a newly-killed rabbit. After grinding my
+garden axe, they both set off whistling down the road.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+One day a Gypsy tinker, whom I had met a few times, took me aside,
+saying—
+
+“My sister lives in the next street” (he told me the number). “She has a
+pony, a poor, scraggy thing, which she wants to get rid of badly. Go you
+and say to her—
+
+“‘I hear you have a nice little cob to sell.’ And when she brings it
+round for you to look at, say—
+
+“‘Bless my soul, do you think I’d buy a hoppy _grai_ like _dova_?’” (a
+lame horse like that).
+
+Presently, at that sister’s threshold, I waited for the pony to be
+brought round, which on arriving proved to be a miserable-looking animal
+indeed. The woman looked first at me, then at the pony, which limped
+badly, while its bones showed through its skin.
+
+Said I, “Well, really, I didn’t expect to see quite such a _wafodu kova_”
+(wretched thing).
+
+Readily entering into the joke, she laughed heartily. She had taken me
+for a _dinelo gawjo_ (gentile simpleton), and to her astonishment I had
+turned out to be a Gypsy of a higher sort.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+At one time I used to have frequent visits from a travelling tinker, and
+when his grinding-barrow was standing in my yard, I would chat with him
+while he was doing some little job. He was an interesting fellow who had
+seen something of the world. He had a remarkable knowledge of the
+medicinal properties of wild herbs, and would spend hours by the chalk
+stream in our valley, grubbing up liverwort of which he would make
+decoctions. One morning he was in the tale-telling mood.
+
+“It was this very barrer what you’re looking at now. You notice there’s
+lots of bits of brass nailed on it for to catch the sunshine. I likes my
+barrer to look cheerful. Well, there was a fellow came to me with summut
+wrapped up in brown paper, a flat thing it was, and he says, ‘I want you
+to buy this here off me.’ Says I, ‘Let’s have a look at it,’ and when he
+opened it out, it was a fine bit of copper-plate with summut engraved on
+it. I asked him what the engraving was about, for you know I can’t read.
+He says, ‘It’s an architex business plate, that’s all, and you can have
+it for a shilling.’ So I bought it and nailed it on to my barrer among
+the other bits of brass and things. Well, happens that a parson was
+a-talking to me one day, and I noticed his eye lighted on this here
+copper-plate. Says he, looking wery serious, ‘I’m afraid this will get
+you into trouble, if a policeman sees it.’ ‘How’s that?’ I asked.
+‘What’s wrong with the copper-plate?’ ‘Well,’ says he, ‘it’s a plate for
+printing £5 notes. Where did you get it from?’ And I told him. You may
+be sure I soon had that plate off my barrer, and, turning to the parson,
+I says, ‘Perhaps you’ll buy it off me, for a sort of nicknack?’ And he
+gave me half-a-crown for it.”
+
+Looking slyly at me, the tinker remarked—
+
+“When that parson got home, being a man of eddication, he would know
+where to get the right sort of paper, and then he would make £5 notes
+cheap, you bet.”
+
+ * * * * *
+
+For several Christmas Eves past, this tinker’s boy and a little pal have
+walked some miles from a neighbouring town to sing carols at my Rectory
+door. They possess good voices and sing very tunefully some of the old
+carols, “God rest you, merry gentlemen,” and the like.
+
+One summer afternoon, in the market-place at Hull, I met two grinders
+coming out of a tavern, near which stood a tinker’s barrow belonging to
+one of them, Golias Gray, a Gypsy, whom I had seen before at fair-times
+in the seaport town. “Black as the ace of spades” is Golias, and he was,
+as usual, sporting a yellow shirt. His pale-faced companion, a stranger
+to me, after a little talk, waxed communicative, and, whilst his Gypsy
+pal resumed his grinding of knives, he gave me a short list of words in
+_Shelta_ (Tinker’s Talk).
+
+SHELTA. ENGLISH.
+Binni Little.
+Bog To get.
+Buer Woman, wife.
+Cam Son.
+Gap To kiss.
+Gosh To sit.
+Granni To know.
+Hin One.
+Ken House.
+Minkler Tinker.
+Mizzle To go.
+Monkeri Country.
+Mush Umbrella.
+Nyok Head.
+Od Two.
+Sonni To see.
+Stammer To spit.
+Stimmer Pipe.
+Sweebli Boy.
+Thari To speak.
+Tober Road.
+
+CHAPTER XVI
+THE INN ON THE RIDGEWAY—TALES BY THE FIRESIDE
+
+
+AT one time I had a great liking for long jaunts in search of
+fossils—cross-country rambles extending over two or three days. Thus I
+came to know many a deserted quarry and unfrequented byway of our county,
+as well as the bedchambers of sundry remote wayside inns—“hedge-taverns,”
+perhaps some would have described these lonely little houses of call.
+Occasionally, however, I lighted upon an inn which had seen better days,
+a sleepy old house with mullioned casements, a worn mounting-block of
+stone, and a rude iron ring still fixed in the wall near the deep porch
+before which an unfenced stretch of sward dipped towards the roadway.
+
+Let me recall one of my geologizing expeditions on an early March day. I
+had been successful in my quest, and my knapsack, laden with stony
+spoils, was not very light. But what matter? It was fine to be striding
+along a ridgeway with a roaring gale behind, and every wayside tree
+whistling like a ships rigging in a storm. Going along that road, I
+stretched out my limbs, and in so doing the very thews and sinews of the
+mind became more elastic. Straight from the reddening west blew the wild
+whirling wind, which, like some old giant, frolicsome yet kind, spread
+out its open palms upon my back, fairly shoving me along. This was
+living—this fine exaltation, this surging up of joyous emotions; and from
+a gnarled ash tree a storm-thrush with throbbing speckled throat told the
+same tale of a heart set free from every care. Such was my mood when at
+a turn of the road a red-shawled figure, surely a Gypsy, appeared for a
+moment and as suddenly was lost to sight down a gloomy yew-fringed drive
+leading to the rear of a low grey mansion. She’ll be out again
+presently, thought I; so I resolved to await the woman’s reappearance.
+
+Meanwhile, like a spreading forest fire, the sunset flung its flaming
+crimson far over the land. Tree boughs and boles caught the glow, and
+underfoot the very grasses burnt by winter frosts seemed dyed with blood.
+Across a riot of sundown colours, black rooks were heading for their
+resting-place in the upland woods rugged against a castle-phantasy of
+lurid cloud piled up in the east.
+
+Loitering there, methought of the wandering Gypsies who in other days had
+passed along this desolate road. I seemed again to behold a gang of
+slouching Herons, swarthy, black-eyed, secretive, accompanied by their
+pack-ponies and donkeys carrying tent-rods, pots, and pans. Who shall
+say what processions of old Romany souls, long departed, here visit the
+glimpses of the moon?
+
+The moments flew by, but no Gypsy came. A little longer I waited, pacing
+sharply up and down the roadway, then as the red shawl had not put in an
+appearance, visions of a cosy meal by the fire of a certain inn began to
+beckon alluringly, so I started on my way again. Soon I forgot all about
+the Gypsy, who by this time had probably done a good stroke in the
+_duker_in line among the servants of the mansion. However, a rutted,
+grassy lane turning off to the left drew one’s eye towards a gorsy corner
+where the chimney of a Gypsy van flung a drooping trail of smoke over the
+tangles, and, going forward, I shouted in the doorway, “Anybody at home?”
+
+A man’s scared face looked out. Perhaps he had expected a command to
+quit his corner and draw out into the windy night. A moment later in a
+tone of relief, he said—
+
+“Now I know who you are. You’ll be the _rashai_ I met wi’ Jonathan
+Boswell by the watermill. Don’t you remember I moved away when you began
+to _roker_ (talk)? My pal Boswell wanted to have you to himself. That’s
+why I took my hook. But come inside a bit. This wind’s enough to blow
+your wery _bal avrî_” (hair off).
+
+How strange it is that if a Gypsy has seen you anywhere for a few
+moments, he is able to identify your very shadow for ever after.
+
+Gladly I joined Old Frank in his cheery _vâdo_, which certainly suggested
+comfort and gaiety to this traveller on the wild March evening.
+
+“You gave me a bit of a shock,” said Frank. “At first I took you for a
+_muskro_ (constable), but as soon as the light of my lamp fell on your
+face I reckernized you in a minute.”
+
+We talked awhile of Old Jonathan, whose faithful consort Fazzy had passed
+away up in Yorkshire. This brought to mind the red-shawled woman whom I
+had seen down the road.
+
+“That’ll be my _monushni_ (wife). I expect her home di-rectly. When she
+comes, you pretend to be a _muskro_”—this with a broad grin. “Say
+roughish-like, ‘Wasn’t your name Liddy West afore you was married?’ Then
+draw out a bit of paper, a letter folded long or anythink like that’ll
+do, and say, ‘I’ve come to take you for fortune-telling.’”
+
+No one understands the whole art and mystery of practical joking better
+than the Gypsy, and he dearly loves to play pranks even upon his fellows.
+It is part and parcel of the Gypsy’s innate spirit of mischief, examples
+of which I have seen not a few in my time.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+Having acquiesced in the joke, our talk presently ran on _muskro_s.
+
+“_Muskro_s _sî jukel_s” (policemen are dogs), said the Gypsy.
+
+“There was a pal of mine who was up to card games [sharping?], and at
+Doncaster Races he happened to drop a word or two in _Romanes_ (Gypsy
+tongue) to a mate. A _muskro_ was standing near, and bless me if he
+didn’t _jin_ the _tshib_ (know the language), and of course my pal and
+his mate was _lel_’d _oprê_ (taken up). ’Pend upon it, _muskro_s is
+_jukel_s.”
+
+A good step farther along the road stood the tavern, the “Black Boy,”
+whose swinging sign of an Ethiopian countenance I was eager to see, since
+I was to spend the night there in order to resume my fossil-hunting on
+the morrow.
+
+“Come and see me a little later at the _kitshima_ (inn) down the road,
+and mind you bring the missis and your fiddle.” As I rose to go, I
+noticed Frank gave a sidelong glance at my bulging knapsack, and in order
+to satisfy his curiosity, I took out a fossil, a fine _gryphea incurva_,
+on seeing which he drew back, holding up his hands in real or mock
+horror, I could scarcely say which.
+
+“_Dâbla_, that be one of the Devil’s toe-nails, wery onlucky stuff to
+carry about you! Wherever did you get it from?”
+
+“Off the _Beng_’s _pîro_ (Devil’s foot), to be sure,” I said, with a
+laugh, and renewed my invitation pressingly. He promised to come.
+
+What a relief to stretch your limbs before a glowing fire inside an
+old-fashioned inn, when boisterous winds are shaking the window-panes and
+driving the loose straw from the cobbled yard into the hedge bottoms. No
+stranger at this house on the ridgeway, I know every nook of the room.
+There is the old gun still reared up in yonder corner. From nails in the
+cross-beams hang flitches of bacon and bulky hams. Plates and dishes
+arranged on racks glitter in the firelight. The pewter mugs on the
+dresser and the bright copper warming-pan hanging on the wall reflect the
+glow of the ruddy flames darting up the wide chimney. Here and there
+hang modern oleographs whose crude tints have been softened by smoke.
+
+Tea is set on a table over which a lamp hanging from a hook in the
+ceiling casts a pleasant radiance. During my meal the landlord, ruddy of
+countenance, looks in and greets me in a friendly way. From his talk
+with his wife, a slight, frail-looking woman of seventy who sits darning
+by the fire, I gather that a horse is very ill in the stable, and any
+moment the veterinary surgeon is expected. Presently, the barking of a
+dog in the front of the inn announces his arrival in a gig, and the
+landlord hurries out with a storm-lantern in his hand. In a few minutes,
+the two men enter, and before the fire the burly vet rubs his hands,
+talks in clear, sharp tones, then, tossing off a “scotch” smoking hot, he
+wishes us good-night. Whereupon the innkeeper goes off to the stable.
+
+Tea over, a small maid with chestnut hair and spotless pinafore clears
+the table, and I move to the high-backed settle opposite the landlady.
+In the fire-grate a huge chunk of wood burns brightly, and every now and
+then a puff of wood-smoke comes out into the room.
+
+Addressing the old lady, I inform her that I am expecting some visitors
+to see me to-night, and they are stopping in a little lane down the road.
+
+“Why, we had those Gypsies up here this morning. Their faces are well
+known round here, though we don’t have them so much as we used to do.
+You take an interest in Gypsies, don’t you, sir? At least I’ve heard it
+said that you do. They don’t often set foot inside your church, I should
+think?”
+
+“Sometimes they do, and their reverent behaviour would certainly put to
+shame some of the more regular attenders. If their unfamiliarity with
+print leads them to hold a borrowed book upside down, they do at anyrate
+kneel upon their knees instead of squatting upon the benches, and I have
+never once known them to go to sleep during sermon-time.”
+
+Speaking about Gypsies and churches, I am reminded of a funny experience
+I once had all through a Gypsy cabman’s mistake.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+I had promised to take an afternoon service at a village church miles
+away in the country, and the road to it was unfamiliar to me. On my
+naming the place, the driver said that he knew every inch of the road,
+and, trusting myself in his hands, we bowled along for several miles, and
+at last struck off into a tangle of green lanes. A few minutes before
+the hour of service—three o’clock—my driver put me down at an old grey
+stone church, saying, “Here we are, sir.” Entering the church, I found a
+congregation assembled, and, going into the belfry, I asked for the
+vestry wherein to robe.
+
+“We ain’t got one here. Our pass’n dresses hisself in his house and
+comes in at that little door.” The sexton then conducted me to a
+chantry-chapel full of dusty figures of knights and their ladies lying
+side by side with their feet resting upon their hounds. There I robed
+and awaited the ceasing of the bells. When they stopped, I stepped
+towards the prayer desk, when, to my astonishment, there appeared through
+the small door in the chancel a fully-robed parson, white-headed and
+bowed with age. We met and exchanged astonished glances.
+
+Said I, “I’m afraid there is some mistake.”
+
+He shook his head. “I’m deaf, and can’t hear a word you say.” He then
+went to his desk, and knelt before commencing evensong.
+
+It was an uncomfortable five minutes for me. I could hear the
+congregation tittering and the mixed choir giggling. In despair I went
+to the lady organist, and asked for the name of the church. Her reply
+made it clear that I had come to the wrong village, and, rushing out by
+the chancel door, I sought my cabby, whom I rated soundly for his
+blunder. Fortunately my destination was no more than a mile and a half
+farther on.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+In a little while, the tavern door opened noisily, admitting a rush of
+wind. There was a sound of naily boots on the threshold, and Gypsy Frank
+and his wife entered. In a few moments they were happy enough on the
+black settle with mugs of good Newark brew in front of them.
+
+Just before the Gypsies had arrived, I had been studying a pocket-map of
+the locality, and once again I had an old impression confirmed that many
+out-of-the-way country districts are dotted over with place-names bearing
+witness to the prevalence of Gypsy encampments in the past. I mean such
+names as “Gypsy Lane,” “Gypsy Nook,” “Gypsy Dale,” and the like. On the
+map I had noted a “Gypsy Corner,” “Gypsy Bridge,” and “Gypsy Ford.”
+
+It was about “Gypsy Ford” that I put a question to Old Frank sitting by
+my side, and he described the shallow crossing at a bend in the river
+over which before now I had passed by a narrow plank-bridge. According
+to my Gypsy, one night many years ago a quarrel arose in the Romany tents
+encamped near the ford, and in the course of a fight between two kinsmen,
+one of them was slain. Speedily a grave was dug, and, the corpse having
+been covered up, the Gypsies fled the spot. This affair became widely
+known, and little wonder that a legend arose about a “something” having
+been seen in the neighbourhood of the ford.
+
+“You’s mebbe heard,” said Frank, “about Gypsy Jack’s wife, ‘Flash’
+Rosabel, who was drownded at the ford on just such a wild night as this.”
+
+“‘Let’s camp in the lane on this side of the water,’ says Jack’s wife.
+
+“‘_Keka_’ (No), says he, ‘not in this _drom_ (road) where the _mulo_
+(ghost) walks. With a bright moon like this, our _grai_ (horse) will see
+to pull us through the river all right, never fear.’
+
+“Anyway, he whipped up the horse and steered straight into the ford. And
+then a sad thing happened. There had been a deal o’ rain and the stream
+was bigger and stronger than Jack had any idea of. Somewheres about the
+middle of the river, the hoss was swept off its feet, the wagon tumbled
+over on to its side, and poor old ‘Flash’ Rosabel was carried away and
+drownded. Jack allus said that the _grai_ must have _dik_’d the _mulo_”
+(the horse must have seen the ghost). “That’s a tale what’s been told by
+many a traveller’s fire.”
+
+ [Picture: A Romany Fiddler. Photo. Fred Shaw]
+
+Just then the publican came in, panting after a tussle with the wind,
+and, being on good terms with my Gypsy friends, he said, “I’m glad to see
+you’ve brought your music. Gi’ us a tune, Frank.” Then the Gypsy,
+taking his fiddle from its baize bag, screwed up the strings, and, having
+tuned them to his liking, gave us a merry air from memory’s repertoire.
+At the back of the clear cantabile of the air, you heard the deep roar of
+the storm. Once I went to the window and looked out into the night.
+Athwart the white moonlit road lay the sharp black shadows of the ash
+trees rising from the far hedgerow, and, as I watched the swaying,
+writhing boughs, a lonely horseman sped past, a phantom he seemed more
+than a living being, and, returning to my nook in the ingle, I heard in
+fancy all through the Gypsy’s music the haunting clatter of the
+night-rider’s horse, and wondered what mysterious mission had called him
+forth on this riotous March evening. Now the fiddler ceased, and his
+pewter was forthwith replenished. “Good ale, this,” says Frank, wiping
+his mouth with the back of his hand. “Why, yes,” put in the landlady,
+looking over her spectacles, and glad, if the truth be known, to give her
+darning a rest; “it’s Newark ale, and no better drink could any man wish
+for; we’ve sold nothing else for years.”
+
+Said the landlord, who by this time had recovered his breath—
+
+“That was a strange case as I see’d in the paper t’other day about the
+wise woman getting ‘trapped’ by the constable’s wife as went to have her
+fortune told. The paper said as how a crystal ball were used, but I’m
+blest if I knows how anybody can expect to see their future in a thing o’
+that sort.”
+
+“Dunno so much about that,” remarked Old Liddy, who had been dreaming
+over the fire. “A woman as had a crystal once told my dad he would go to
+prison in a fortnight, and sure enough he did, along wi’ a conjurer who’d
+been up to his tricks, and dad says to him when they was in jail, ‘A
+mighty poor conjurer you be, my fine fellow, if you can’t conjure us out
+of this place.’ I believes there _is_ summut in crystals.”
+
+ * * * * *
+
+And then I was tempted to tell how a clairvoyant’s crystal once did me a
+good turn. Let me explain that many years ago, when I was a curate on
+the Wolds, our Rector’s aged wife used to bring me rare wild-flowers to
+be named, and thus I won a place in the lady’s good books.
+
+Time passed, and the Rector’s wife died. Not long after, I moved away to
+another sphere of work. Then came the news of the decease of the old
+Rector himself. One morning, twenty years after quitting that Wold
+parish, a letter reached me, asking if I had been a curate with Canon A—
+in such and such years, and further inquiring whether my wife Elizabeth
+was still alive. Of course I had no difficulty in satisfying the writer
+of the letter, and his speedy reply brought an agreeable enclosure in the
+form of a cheque, a little legacy bequeathed to us by a codicil to the
+will of the old Rector’s wife who loved wild-flowers. But the strangest
+part of the story is yet to come. During a visit to London, the wife of
+the present parson of our old parish visited a clairvoyant who by the aid
+of a crystal declared that in the drawing-room of her home stood a small
+brass handled writing-table containing several drawers, in one of which
+would be found on examination a bundle of papers long neglected. On
+returning home, the writing-table was duly searched, with the result that
+the forgotten codicil was disclosed, and in it were mentioned some
+legacies bequeathed to friends, several of whom had since passed away,
+but my wife and I happened to be among the survivors. Thus there came to
+us, as I have said, an agreeable arrival by the morning post, so that if
+“seeing is believing,” my wife and I ought nevermore to scoff at
+clairvoyants and their crystals.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+“_Dawdi_!” (expression of surprise) exclaimed Liddy, with something of a
+gasp in her voice, while Old Frank looked wonder struck.
+
+“Well, that licks all I’ve ever heard,” said the publican, slapping his
+knee in punctuation of his surprise. “Now let’s have another tune,
+Frank.”
+
+Whereupon the fiddler broke into a Scottish air with variations, his body
+swaying to and fro the while. During several staves, the player laid his
+cheek on the violin in a fashion so comical that at the end of the tune I
+could not refrain from remarking—
+
+“You reminded me just now, my pal, of Wry-necked Charley the
+_boshomengro_” (fiddler). With a good-natured grin he replied—
+
+“So you know that tale about the fiddler?”
+
+And here it is, in my own words.
+
+Charley Lovell, a fiddler of renown, was returning one evening after a
+tiring day’s fiddling at a village feast. On the way to his tent, which
+was pitched in a disused quarry, the Gypsy took from his pocket a few
+coins he had received by way of payment. “Poor luck, I call it, to be
+paid like this for such hard work.” Thus commiserating himself, he
+trudged along the sunken lane leading to his tent. Imagine his surprise
+to find at the tent door a tall gentleman dressed in black broad-cloth.
+Dark of complexion, black-eyed, and polished in demeanour, the stranger
+turned to meet the Gypsy.
+
+“Good evening, sir,” said Charley, bowing low, for he had the sense to
+perceive that a gentleman stood before him. “Pray what can I do for
+you?”
+
+“A great kindness,” responded the stranger, “for I have heard of your
+skilful playing upon this wonderful instrument” (tapping Charley’s fiddle
+with his finger), “and I wish to know if you will come to play at a dance
+of mine to-morrow night.” The place and hour were named, and the Gypsy
+promised to be there.
+
+“Open your hands, my man;” and into them the stranger emptied a pocketful
+of silver coins, and departed, smiling over his shoulder at the perplexed
+Gypsy. All that night Charley tossed restlessly on his bed of straw. “A
+fore-handed payment, and generous too. Who can that dark gentleman be?”
+In the morning the Gypsy betook himself to a neighbouring priest, who, on
+hearing his story, looked grave.
+
+“You have made a bargain with the Devil.”
+
+“Then tell me how I can get out of it.”
+
+“You must keep your engagement, for, if you don’t, the Devil will fetch
+you.”
+
+“But what am I to do when I get there?”
+
+“If you do as I say, all will be well. When you are asked to strike up,
+you must be sure to play nothing but slow, solemn psalm tunes. Mind you
+do as I say.”
+
+At the appointed hour the trembling fiddler stood on the moonlit sward
+within the walls of a ruined castle. Awaiting his arrival was the tall
+dark gentleman surrounded by his guests, an array of lords and ladies in
+silks and satins. When the signal was given for the fiddler to commence
+his music, Charley drew his bow over the strings, evoking none but psalm
+tunes, solemn and slow, as the priest had advised. After a few moments
+of this sort of music, the Devil marched up to the Gypsy, and, fixing his
+large black eyes upon him, said—
+
+“Give us something more lively at once.”
+
+“I cannot,” said the Gypsy.
+
+“Then, take _that_!”—and the Devil struck Charley a smart blow on the
+cheek, twisting the poor fellow’s head on one side, and so it ever
+remained. After that, he was always known as “Wry-necked” Charley.
+
+As the clock was striking the hour of ten, the rural tavern’s
+closing-time, my Gypsy friends stepped out into the night.
+
+All through the long hours the wind howled in the chimney and rattled the
+casements, and one traveller at least slept but fitfully in his
+four-poster draped with curtains of red damask.
+
+In the morning the landlord informed me at breakfast that a tree had been
+blown down across the road, and, while “rembling” under his overturned
+straw-stack, a fine fox was found smothered, and, “See here,” he said, “I
+shall always think of last night whenever I look at this,” holding up a
+beautiful tawny brush.
+
+The storm-rack was still scudding overhead as I bade adieu to the quaint
+pair on the footworn doorstep of the “Black Boy” on the ridge way.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XVII
+HORNCASTLE FAIR
+
+
+LIKE Lincoln, York, and Chester, the town of Horncastle originated within
+the boundaries of a Roman _castrum_, and to this day an old-world
+atmosphere clings to its narrow, cobbled streets.
+
+Readers who know their Borrow will recall the visit of “The Romany Rye”
+to Horncastle in the August of 1825, in order to sell a horse which he
+had purchased by means of a loan from his Gypsy friend Jasper.
+
+Nowhere perhaps are the changes wrought by the passing years more plainly
+seen than at a horse-fair of ancient standing. Horncastle has
+inhabitants who remember when the great August Horse-Fair occupied fully
+a fortnight or three weeks, and was widely recognized as an event of the
+first rank. Within my own observation, this fair, like others of its
+kind, has declined with swift strides. In my time, buyers would be
+present from all parts of the country, as well as from the Continent, and
+members of our best Gypsy families invariably made a point of attending.
+In all these respects, however, the once famous fair has dwindled in a
+very marked manner.
+
+Let me describe a twentieth-century visit to the August horse-mart.
+
+Having approached the town along a bold ridgeway commanding a countryside
+yellowing to harvest, I arrive to find the place astir with dealers and
+horses. Though now but a one-day affair, the mart is not without its
+pleasing aspects to a lover of such scenes. The chief centre of business
+is known as the Bull Ring, where well-clad dealers from our English
+towns, horsey-looking men slapping their thighs with malacca canes, rub
+shoulders with rubicund farmers from Wold and Marsh, grooms and Gypsies.
+Not for the purpose of buying or selling horses have I come hither, but
+for no other reason than to meet the Gypsy families who usually turn up
+at the fair.
+
+ [Picture: Horncastle Horse Fair. Photo. Carlton]
+
+Behind the Parish Church of St. Mary, in a pasture pleasantly open to the
+sun, numerous caravans are drawn up under the hedges. It is here that
+the better sort of Gypsies congregate. Down Hemingby Lane lies an
+encampment of poorer travellers, and some of the same sort of people have
+drawn into the yard of the “New Inn.” In the course of the day I shall
+visit these three companies of Gypsies.
+
+Meanwhile, passing over the Bain Bridge, I step inside the old Parish
+Church and, taking out from my pocket a well-thumbed copy of _The Romany
+Rye_, I turn to the passage where Borrow talks with the sexton about the
+rusty scythes hanging on the wall. Just then a lady, evidently an
+American tourist, who has been looking up Tennyson’s footprints, which
+abound hereabouts, asks:—
+
+“Can you tell me anything about those strange-looking things on the
+wall?”
+
+Various theories have been advanced to account for the presence of these
+old scythe-blades within the sacred building, the popular opinion being
+that they were used as instruments of war at Winceby Fight on 11th
+October 1643. So much, indeed, Borrow seems to have gathered from the
+sexton, but the better-informed authorities of to-day think that they are
+relics of the rising known as the Pilgrimage of Grace in the year 1536.
+
+Quitting the fine old church, I passed out into the fair, and straightway
+met a Gypsy fingering a telegram. “Will you read it for me, please?”
+The message was from a popular Baroness who was desirous of borrowing a
+caravan for a bazaar; and as I pencilled a reply on the back of the
+telegram, the Gypsy declared that he would sleep in a tent till his
+“house on wheels” returned to him.
+
+I have always known that Gypsies readily help one another when in
+trouble. This man, before going off with his telegram, told me a
+pleasing thing. It appears that an aged Gypsy, whose horse had died
+suddenly, had no money to buy another with, but a pal of his, going round
+with a cap among the Gypsy dealers at the fair, had quickly taken ten
+pounds, which were handed up to the old man who was now able to buy
+himself an animal.
+
+In _The Romany Rye_, Borrow speaks of the inn where he put up as having a
+yard which opened into the principal street of the town. On entering
+that yard he was greeted by the ostlers with—“It is no use coming
+here—all full—no room whatever;” whilst one added in an undertone, “That
+’ere a’n’t a bad-looking horse.” In a large upstairs room overlooking a
+court, the newcomer dined with several people connected with the fair.
+
+ [Picture: The “George” Inn Yard at Horncastle. Photo. Carlton]
+
+During former visits to Horncastle I had tried to identify Borrow’s inn,
+but without result. Happily, on the present occasion, I came upon a
+local antiquary from whom I gathered that Borrow’s inn was undoubtedly
+the “George,” now converted into a post office. Strolling down the
+quondam inn-yard, my friend pointed out the bow-window through which the
+jockey so neatly pitched his bottle of pink champagne. Also, he told a
+good tale of the fair in its palmy days—
+
+ [Picture: Ready for the Fair. Photo. Fred Shaw]
+
+Public-houses, though very numerous in the town, were yet unable to
+supply the fair folk with all the drink they required, and any
+householder could take out what was called a Bough Licence on payment of
+seven shillings and sixpence. Having decided to take out such a licence,
+a man and his wife obtained a barrel of beer and displayed the customary
+green bough over their door. On the eve of the fair the husband said to
+his wife—
+
+“I’ll see if this beer is good.”
+
+“You won’t without paying for it.”
+
+“Very well, my dear, I’ll have three-pen’orth,” handing over the coins to
+his wife.
+
+He appeared to enjoy it so much that she said—
+
+“Let me have three-pen’orth,” handing the pence to her husband. Then he
+had another drink, passing the threepence back again. And the same
+coppers passed to and fro until the barrel was empty.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+It was to Horncastle Fair, years ago, that Jem Mace came with his master,
+Nat Langham, to whom he had been introduced at Lincoln Fair, where Nat
+had a sparring troupe which he had brought down from the metropolis. At
+Horncastle, Jem had a tremendous glove-fight with the local champion, who
+was the terror of the district. This fellow was bigger and older than
+Mace, who was then only in his eighteenth year, and for a long time the
+issue was doubtful, but at last the Horncastle champion was licked to a
+standstill, and had to give in.
+
+Walking down a crooked by-lane, past a shop where a chatty little tailor
+sat repairing a scarlet hunting-coat (the South Wolds Kennels lie a few
+miles outside the town), I found a camp of Gypsies in a field, and near
+one of the fires on the grass sat Liddy Brown, a crone of seventy years,
+puffing a black pipe, her curls peeping from beneath a gay _diklo_
+(kerchief). In the course of our talk, she spoke of our hilly country,
+and recalled the days when her folk had pack-donkeys and camped in the
+green lanes on the Wolds. A grand-daughter of Fowk Heron, she had some
+diverting reminiscences of her mother Mizereti, and her aunts Cinderella
+and Tiena. The last-named was bitten by a mad dog, and thereby came to
+an untimely end.
+
+Returning to the town, I looked into the “New Inn” yard and found a
+number of Gypsies stopping there. The women and girls had donned their
+smartest fair-going raiment. As I viewed these wanderers, it was not
+easy to realize that they were the lingering remnants of the once
+powerful tribes of Browns and Winters hailing from the Border country in
+the days of Sheriff Walter Scott.
+
+Passing through the archway of the inn, I mingle again with the crowd,
+but no thimblengro, no Irish Murtagh, no Jack Dale meet the eye, though,
+curiously enough, from the racing stables at Baumber, where the Derby
+winner of 1875—Prince Batthyany’s Galopin—was born, there are two or
+three jockeys looking more than usually diminutive among the burly
+dealers in the street.
+
+Towards the end of the afternoon the fair began to slacken. The few
+remaining groups of horses seemed to have gone to sleep in the sultry
+Bull Ring. Already farmers were moving off in their light traps, and
+dealers were making for the railway station. Going along the riverside
+path I saw a Gypsy man asleep at the foot of a tree, and, climbing a
+fence, I found myself in the encampment behind the church. The scene was
+enlivening. Seated around their fires most of the Gypsies were making
+ready for the evening meal. Near a little tent the aged Mrs. Petulengro,
+a veritable “Mother in Egypt,” was lighting her pipe. Her grand-daughter
+coming out of the tent offers her a stool to sit upon, but the old lady
+scorns the idea. “I should tumble off a thing like that. I’m better
+down here,” pointing to a sack spread by the fire beside which two
+kettles are hissing.
+
+In various parts of the field the Petulengros are gathered together.
+Here are tall Alfy and Hook-nosed Suki, “Rabbitskin” Bob, and
+“Ratcatcher” Charley. During supper, I had to listen to a disquisition
+on lying from Suki. Put into a nutshell, her ideas amount to this: Lying
+is of two kinds. There is lying for a living, else how could any sort of
+business be carried on. But business deceptions are not to be mentioned
+in the same breath with nasty lies which are meant to “hurt a body.”
+
+“Do you remember, _rashai_, that time we met you by Newark, when Elijah
+was with us? A jolly old fellow he were. He often got into _staruben_
+(prison) for fighting but never for stealing. He would go through an
+orchard, like that one there” (pointing to some apple-trees close by),
+“but do you think he’d ever pick up an apple? Not he, he’d never steal
+nothink, wouldn’t Elijah. He could stand hard knocks, and would only
+fight a better man than hisself. He was that tough, nothing ever hurt
+him. He would lay asleep under a wagon with never a shirt on him and
+take no harm.”
+
+Elijah was one of three brothers—tall, powerful fellows. Sometimes the
+trio, Elijah, Master, and Swallow, would enter a lonely tavern, and
+having ordered ale would depart without paying for it. When the publican
+protested, the Gypsies displayed their brawny arms and huge fists before
+his face. One day they had performed this favourite trick several times,
+and were paying an evening call at a village inn, where they sat a long
+time. Waxing quarrelsome, the brothers first brawled among themselves,
+and afterwards got at cross-purposes with a farmer in the tap-room. In
+the course of a tussle with this person, Swallow fell upon him as he lay
+on the floor, and, as they struggled there, a steel rush-threading needle
+of large size, used in mending chair bottoms, dropped from the Gypsy’s
+pocket. Seizing this, Elijah pricked the farmer in the ribs, and then
+flung the needle at the feet of Swallow, who picked it up. The farmer’s
+cries attracted the attention of a village constable who was going by.
+
+“Eh, what’s the matter here?” said the constable, stepping into the
+tap-room.
+
+“These Gypsies are trying to murder me,” said the farmer. “One of ’em’s
+stuck me with a long knife as he’s got about him.”
+
+The pockets of the Gypsies were searched, and the steel needle was found
+upon Swallow. As the constable held it up between his fingers, the
+farmer cried—“That’s it. That’s what he tried to kill me with.”
+
+The three brothers were arrested and underwent their trial, with the
+result that Elijah and Master were sent to prison for a year, but poor
+Swallow, although innocent of the charge made against him, was
+transported for fourteen years.
+
+By that Gypsy fire the evening meal passed pleasantly enough, and when at
+a later hour I returned to the town, the darkened houses were framing the
+cobbled street, and through the open window of a tavern I caught a soft
+Romany phrase along with the clinking of glasses. And then from under
+the archway of the inn yard a dwarfish Gypsy, mounted on a lean horse,
+rode off with a great clatter into the dusk.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XVIII
+A GYPSY SEPULCHRE—BURIAL LORE—THE PASSING OF JONATHAN
+
+
+IN Tetford churchyard, not far from my Rectory on the Lincolnshire Wolds,
+lies the grave of two celebrated Gypsies, Tyso Boswell and Edward, or “No
+Name,” Hearn (Heron), who were killed by lightning on 5th August 1831.
+The incident seems to have made a profound impression upon our Gypsies,
+and to this day it is everywhere remembered among the Anglo-Romany clans.
+A large company of the Boswells and Hearns (Herons) appear to have halted
+at Tetford on their way to Horncastle August Fair, at that time a
+horse-mart of great importance. Overtaken by a thunderstorm, Tyso and No
+Name were sheltering in a barn, whither they had gone for some straw,
+when a stroke of lightning descended fatally upon them.
+
+An aged Gypsy, Lucy Brown (born in the year 1807), once informed me that
+she remembered the incident quite clearly. Said she, “We were camping
+atop of Tetford Hill, just above Ruckland Valley, when the lightning
+struck the poor fellows. We were on our way to Horncastle Fair. I mind
+it all, _rashai_, as if it had happened only yesterday.”
+
+In Westarus Boswell’s autobiography, recorded (in his own words) by Smart
+and Crofton in their work _The Dialect of the English Gypsies_, are some
+references to this event—
+
+ “I was born at Dover. My father (Tyso) was a soldier, and I was born
+ in the army. My father, when I was born, was in charge of the great
+ gun (Queen Anne’s pocket-piece). After a while he came home, and
+ left the army. He came down into Yorkshire, and there he stayed for
+ many years, and all our family were brought up in that county, and
+ there we all stayed after he was killed in Lincolnshire. He died
+ when I was a lad. The lightning struck him and another, both
+ together. They were cousins. Our people put them both in one grave.
+ There I left them, poor fellows. I was much grieved at it. He
+ (Tyso) always dressed well. When he was buried, I took a wife, and
+ went all over the country. . . . His cousin’s name was called No
+ Name, because he was not christened till he was an old man, and then
+ they called him Edward.”
+
+A curious story attaches to “No Name” Hearn. His parents took him to
+church to be christened, and when the parson said, “Name this child,” the
+Gypsy mother answered, “It’s Jehovah, sir.” “I cannot give your child
+that name,” protested the clergyman. Whereupon the Gypsies stalked out
+of the church muttering, “He shall be called ‘No Name,’” and by this
+fore-name he was known all through his life, although in his old age, as
+Westarus Boswell has told us, he was baptized in the name of Edward.
+
+As might be expected, the funeral of Tyso and Edward was attended by many
+Gypsies from far and near, and for some years afterwards the grave was
+visited annually by relatives, who are said to have poured libations of
+ale upon it. A grandson of Tyso relates that he once found a hole “as
+big as a fire bucket” in the side of the grave. This he stuffed with
+hay, and to my own knowledge the hole is still there, the brickwork of
+the vault having fallen inward. Aged folk at Tetford tell how a witch
+formerly lived in a cottage near the churchyard. One of her cats
+kittened down the hole in the vault, and passers-by would shudder to see
+the kittens bolt like rabbits into the Gypsies’ grave.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+If the Gypsies possess any religion at all, it may be summed up in one
+sentence—reverence for the dead. In bygone ages the Gypsies buried their
+dead in wild lonely spots, and though for many years the wanderers have
+been granted Christian burial, yet now and then an aged _Romanitshel_ on
+his deathbed will express a desire to be laid to rest in the open and not
+in the churchyard. Moses Boswell, a Derbyshire Gypsy, requested that he
+might be buried “under the fireplace,” _i.e._ on the site of an
+encampment of his people. When dying, Isaac Heron said, “Bury me under a
+hedge,” a reminiscence of the earlier mode of sepulture. In his
+_Lavengro_, Borrow describes the burial of old Mrs. Herne: “The body was
+placed not in a coffin but on a bier, and carried not to the churchyard
+but to a deep dingle close by; and there it was buried beneath a rock,
+dressed just as I have told (in a red cloak and big bonnet of black
+beaver); and this was done at the bidding of Leonora, who had heard her
+_bebee_ (aunt) say that she wished to be buried, not in gorgeous fashion,
+but like a Roman woman of the old blood.”
+
+On the information of some East-Anglian Gypsies, my friend, Mr. T. W.
+Thompson, a good tsiganologue, writes: “It must have been somewhere about
+1830 when Borrow’s friend, Ambrose Smith (Jasper Petulengro), found one
+of the Hernes burying his wife in a ditch near Gorleston, took the body
+away and gave it a Christian burial to prevent further trouble befalling
+the old man.”
+
+In an entertaining volume entitled, _Caravanning and Camping Out_, Mr. J.
+Harris Stone describes a wayside Gypsy burial—
+
+“Some twenty years ago a Gypsy died in an encampment near Lulworth Cove
+in Dorset, and a friend of mine, who had become great friends with the
+tribe because he used to go and sing comic songs to them and perform
+simple conjuring tricks, was asked to the funeral. He told me that the
+coffin was black, and the burial took place at the cross-roads—not
+exactly in the centre of the roadway where the highways crossed, but on
+the patch of roadside waste at the angle of one of the roads. Water was
+sprinkled on the coffin and earth thrown on, in the course of the ritual
+in Romany, but no parson was present.”
+
+Near the grass-grown sand-dunes of an East Lincolnshire parish is a
+camping-place frequented by Gypsies for many years past. In turning up
+the soil thereabouts not long ago, some labourers came upon a human
+skeleton, probably that of a Gypsy who had been buried there.
+
+I give these instances because it has been strongly asserted that
+Christian burial only has been the Gypsies’ usage for the last two
+hundred years.
+
+Sometimes a careful watch is kept over the body between death and burial.
+A Welsh correspondent who had an opportunity of observing this practice,
+writes: “I found my Romany friends seated around a fire, and close by in
+a van lay the dead wife of one of the company, awaiting burial on the
+morrow. Gypsies about here do not go to bed from the time of a death
+till after the funeral. They sit in company around the fire, and now and
+again fall back and doze, but at least three must keep awake. If only
+two were awake, one might drop off to sleep and that would leave only
+one. Fear of the ghost is given as the reason why they sit in company by
+the fire.”
+
+As a rule, the corpse is attired in the best clothes worn during life.
+Sometimes the garments are turned inside out, a practice in Bulgarian
+mourning. When Zachariah Smith was buried in Yorkshire four years ago
+the following articles were enclosed in his coffin: a suit of clothes,
+besides the one he was wearing, watch and chain, a muffler, four pocket
+handkerchiefs, a hammer, a candle, and twopence.
+
+On the day after the funeral, old-fashioned Gypsies destroy the
+possessions of the dead, money excepted. All consumable belongings are
+burnt, while the crockery, iron utensils, and other articles are broken
+and dropped into a river, or buried, if no water is near. Jewellery is
+often disposed of in a similar manner. The horse of the deceased is
+either shot, or sold to the knackers to be destroyed. Fear of the ghost
+is the explanation of these ceremonies. So long as the possessions of
+the dead person remain intact, the ghost is believed to hover about them.
+In order, therefore, to dispel the ghost of the dead, his belongings are
+destroyed.
+
+Another observance, expressing in a striking manner the grief of the
+bereaved, is seen in their abstention for many years, or for ever, from
+the favourite food, beverage, or pastime of the loved one whom they have
+lost. One day Richard Petulengro called at my door and was offered
+refreshment in the kitchen—“Not any ale, thank you. My brother died a
+bit ago, and he was wery fond of it. I don’t touch it now.”
+
+It is recorded of Old Isaac Joule that he would often spend whole nights
+watching by his Gypsy wife’s tomb in Yatton churchyard. Her headstone,
+which may still be seen, bears the lines—
+
+ “Here lies Merily Joule
+ A beauty bright:
+ That left Isaac Joule
+ Her heart’s delight
+ 1827.”
+
+Sometimes unusual articles are laid on graves. Upon his boy’s grave,
+Bohemia Boswell deposited a little teapot from which the boy used to
+drink. Rodney Smith placed a breast-pin upon his mother’s grave in
+Norton churchyard.
+
+Gypsies shrink from uttering the names of the dead. Fear of invoking the
+ghost underlies this ancient tabu. One of the Herons had a child named
+Chasey, who died, and now he never utters that name. He even invented a
+nickname for a friend bearing the name of Chasey, in order to avoid
+pronouncing the name of his own dead child.
+
+One day, during conversation with Frampton Boswell, Groome asked—
+
+“How did you get your name, Frampton; was it your father’s?”
+
+“I can’t tell you that, but wait a minute.” And going to his mother’s
+caravan, he returned with a framed photograph of a gravestone.
+
+“That was my poor father’s name, but I’ve never spoken it since the day
+he died.”
+
+“He don’t want her to walk,” said my old friend, Frank Elliot, in
+explanation of a Gypsy’s reluctance to mention his dead sister’s name. A
+Gypsy boy was baptized Vyner Smith, but when his Uncle Vyner died, the
+boy was renamed Robert, because the name Vyner was too painful a reminder
+of the departed relation.
+
+A death-omen among Gypsies is the cry of the “death-hawk” heard over a
+camp by night. A Gypsy once told me how two crows and two yellow pigeons
+flew to and fro over him in a town street in the early morning. By these
+signs he knew that his wife had died in the hospital, and so it proved.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+Let me close this chapter with the passing of my old friend Jonathan
+Boswell. Not long ago tidings reached me that he had died in his
+travelling cart, in which I have spent some happy hours with him on the
+road. The last time I saw Jonathan alive he was seated by his fire on a
+little lonely common, and near him stood the old cart looking so very
+ramshackle that a gust of wind might almost have wrecked it. Among the
+tufted bog-rushes, the lambs were gambolling a few yards away. As I sat
+with him, my old friend talked of bygone jaunts we had taken together,
+and his grandson, who was present, recalled the day he once spent at our
+Rectory. With slow and feeble steps Jonathan walked with me to the edge
+of the common and waved his cap in farewell. I never saw him again. I
+like to think of the old man as, looking back, I saw him holding out his
+hand to fondle a lamb whose confidence he had won while camping on the
+common.
+
+ [Picture: A London Gypsy. Photo. Fred Shaw]
+
+About a month after receiving the news of the death of my old pal, I came
+upon his grandson, who told me that the _vâdo_ (cart) had been
+_hotsherdo_ (burnt). The fragments which remained after the fire were
+duly buried, and the faithful nag had been sent away to the hunt-kennels.
+Thus, with the ancient ceremonies of his race, my old friend had been
+laid to rest.
+
+ TO THE ENGLISH GIPSIES. {246}
+
+ “You soon will pass away;
+ Laid one by one below the village steeple
+ You face the East from which your fathers sprang,
+ Or sleep in moorland turf, beyond the clang
+ Of towns and fairs; your tribes have joined the people
+ Whom no true Romany will call by name,
+ The folk departed like the camp-fire flame
+ Of withered yesterday.”
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XIX
+_BITSHADO PAWDEL_ (TRANSPORTED)
+
+
+THICKLY sprinkled with Gypsy names are the “Transportation Lists”
+(1787–1867) reposing on the shelves of the Public Record Office in
+London; yet as your eye scans those lists of names, how dull and ordinary
+they look. It is not until you embark upon the arduous task of tracking
+individuals in old newspaper files that you realize the charm of
+unearthing buried romances in which the Gypsies played a part.
+
+If, on the one hand, the wildness and roughness of the times are fully
+impressed upon your mind, there arises also the unedifying spectacle of
+British justices vieing with one another in their ardour for dispatching
+Gypsies across the sea on the most trivial pretexts. In the
+Transportation Lists both sexes are well represented, and occasionally
+one obtains the _aliases_ borne by Gypsies at the time of their arrest.
+From a study of these _aliases_, it becomes possible to trace the origin
+of some of our modern Gypsy families, for it is quite in keeping with
+Romany usage for the children of an expatriated father to adopt his
+_alias_.
+
+I have never yet known an elderly Gypsy whose memory lacked a store of
+what may be called transportation tales, and, listening to their recital,
+I have sometimes been saddened, if not angered. What can we of the
+twentieth century think of the “justice” (!) which sent a Romany mother
+across the sea for stealing a lady’s comb valued at sixpence, or banished
+for seven years a middle-aged Gypsy man for the crime of appropriating
+three penny picture-books from a cottage doorway?
+
+Over a few crimson embers on the ground I listened one summer evening to
+tales from the lips of one of the old Herons, as we sat together under a
+thorn hedge. For a theft of harness Solli Heron (my informant’s uncle)
+was sentenced to a lengthy residence in an over-sea colony. The time
+came when he and a few Gypsy comrades were led out of prison and placed
+in chains on board the coach which was to convey them to the convict
+ship. By some means Solli had become possessed of a small file,
+wherewith, during the journey by coach, he managed to cut through his
+irons and make his escape into a wood. After an exciting chase through
+brake and brier, the Gypsy was recaptured and duly shipped across the
+sea.
+
+The following story shows that sometimes, when two Gypsies were
+implicated in a crime, one of them would endeavour to screen his
+companion. From the stables at Claremont House, Esher, during the period
+of the Princess (afterwards Queen) Victoria’s residence, a horse and a
+mare were stolen by two Gypsies, an elderly man and a younger one. Early
+one foggy morning these fellows broke open the stable door and took the
+animals away. A hue-and-cry was set up, and, within a few days of the
+theft, the red-breasted “Runners” had made an arrest. In court, the
+Princess’s coachman declared that he had seen two men near the stable,
+but the elder Gypsy persistently affirmed that he had done the business
+entirely alone, and his endeavour to screen his mate proved effectual.
+The young Gypsy was acquitted, but his companion was transported for life
+to Van Diemen’s Land.
+
+The same spirit of self-sacrifice is seen in another incident—
+
+A Gypsy tinker and a sweep were arrested for stealing a pony at a time
+when the penalty for horse-stealing was death. Said the sweep to the
+tinker—
+
+“Why need two of us be hanged for this job? I’ll swear that you know
+nothing about it.”
+
+When the two were brought up for trial, the sweep, while readily
+admitting his own guilt, asserted the tinker’s innocence with such
+vehemence that the judge and jury believed his tale. The tinker got
+twelve months in jail, but the sweep was hanged.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+In his _Romany Word-Book_, Borrow mentions the transportation of Fighting
+Jack Cooper, “once the terror of all the Light Weights of the English
+Ring, who knocked West Country Dick to pieces, and killed Paddy O’Leary,
+the fighting pot-boy, Jack Randall’s pet.” Jack Cooper and his brother
+Tom were transported under peculiar circumstances. Tom was the first to
+be sent away. It appears that the brothers went to a ball where, in the
+course of the evening, Jack “pinched” a silver snuff-box, and without
+meaning any harm dropped it into his brother’s pocket. Presently the
+snuff-box was missed by its owner, and suspicion fell upon the Gypsies.
+A policeman was called in, and, while conversing with Tom, offered him a
+pinch of snuff. As the Gypsy removed a handkerchief from his pocket, out
+flew the snuff-box to his great astonishment, for he was unaware of the
+trick played by his brother. Speedily the handcuffs were slipped upon
+Tom’s wrists, and in due course he was brought to trial. Before the
+judge, Jack swore that Tom was innocent, as indeed he was, but he was
+nevertheless sentenced to transportation.
+
+However, Jack’s fate was not long delayed. “Infatuated with love for his
+paramour,” (says Borrow), “he bore the blame of a crime which she had
+committed, and suffered transportation to save her.” On the expiration
+of his lengthy term, he preferred to stay in Australia, where he made
+money by teaching young gentlemen the pugilistic art.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+There are more stories of this kind showing that innocent persons were at
+times sent across the water.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+Well-known to the Gypsies of our Midland counties is the story of Absalom
+Boswell’s transportation. One night the Gypsy father and his two sons
+sat talking in their tent, and, in order to rest his weary feet, the old
+man removed his shoes and soon fell asleep on the straw. One of the lads
+donned his father’s footgear, and set off with his brother to _latsher_ a
+bit of _bokro-mas_, which, being interpreted, means that they went to
+steal “mutton.” Their errand was successful, but morning light brought a
+policeman to the camp, for the sheep had been missed and suspicion had
+fallen upon the Gypsies. An early riser, Absalom had put on his shoes
+and was walking abroad. He and his two sons were arrested. There were
+no witnesses to the theft, but a footprint had been discovered on a patch
+of clay in the farmer’s field from which the sheep had been taken, and
+Absalom’s shoe fitted the footprint exactly. On this shred of
+circumstantial evidence the old man was transported for seven years,
+while his sons were lodged in jail for twelve months.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+On Mitcham Common I once heard the following story from one of the
+Dightons. Seated on the wayside was a Gypsy making pegs, with his
+children playing around him, and, looking up from his work, he was
+surprised to see a well-dressed _gawji_ (non-Gypsy) woman staring hard at
+him. She stood there without saying a word, until at last she moved
+slowly away. Then came a policeman to where the peg-maker sat—
+
+“You must come along with me.”
+
+“What for?”
+
+“You’ll know when we get to the police station.”
+
+A report had been handed in that a young woman had been found
+half-murdered in a green lane. She said a Gypsy had done it, and
+described the man to a detail, giving the colour of his hair, particulars
+of his dress, and the number of his children. “I am an innocent man,”
+said the Gypsy, “and the Lord’ll make her tell the truth before she
+dies.” He was transported for seven years. Two years afterwards the
+lady fell ill, and confessed that the man was innocent. He was
+liberated, but on the homeward voyage he died.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+Yet another tale from the “tents of Egypt”—
+
+John Chilcot was _bitshado pawdel_ (transported), and his wife took it so
+much to heart that she would sit on the tent floor cutting up straw into
+pieces about an inch in length. At last she could endure it no longer.
+She craved for the sight of her husband, so she _tshor_’d _tshumani_
+(stole something), and was sent away too. The strange part of the story
+is, that the same farmer who employed Chilcot on his farm in Van Diemen’s
+Land, went and hired John’s wife when she was sent out there. The woman
+came to John’s cottage one day about sundown, and, looking through the
+open door, she saw him lacing his heavy boots, as he muttered to himself,
+“I must _tshiv mi tshokaw oprê_ an’ _jaw te __dik de bokrê_” (I must put
+my boots on and go to see the sheep).
+
+“_Âwa_, _mi mush_, _tshiv len oprê_ and _kèr sig_” (Yes, my man, put them
+on and make haste). John looked up, and, seeing his own wife standing
+there, opened his arms and she dropped into them. The two worked
+together for months without the farmer knowing who the woman was, then
+one day John told him that she was his lawful wife, and they lived
+together till their time expired, when they came back to England.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+A story is told of one of the old Herons who had been transported, and,
+his term having expired, he wrote to his wife and family in England
+asking them to send fifty pounds. This they did, and a reply was
+received announcing the time of his arrival at a certain port. As a
+means of identification, he promised, on landing, to carry a small bundle
+of sticks on his right shoulder. His sons met him, and according to his
+promise he had the sticks on his shoulder. Now these sons were only tiny
+children when their father had been sent away, and did not remember what
+his features were like, but of course they were willing to accept him as
+their father, and rejoiced accordingly. Then came the meeting between
+the old man and his wife. But so completely had his features changed
+during the long years of absence that she failed to recognize him as her
+husband, even though he pointed to his old bottle green coat still in her
+possession. It is said that he turned away sorrowfully, and died soon
+after of a broken heart.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+Moses Heron was on the Thames in a convict ship going to Australia for
+_grai-tshor_in (horse-stealing). Some of his relatives went out in a
+boat to see the last of him, as his ship was anchored off shore. Moses
+took out his knife and cut his _diklo_ (kerchief) from his neck and threw
+it overboard for them to take the knot back to his sweetheart. He cut
+the _diklo_ from under his ear so that the knot was undisturbed but
+remained just as he had tied it.
+
+Stories of this character might be multiplied indefinitely, but the
+instances given will suffice to show how pathetic are the annals of the
+Gypsies.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+In a lecture delivered before the Leeds Philosophical and Literary
+Society, my friend, Mr. R. A. Scott Macfie, has justly estimated the
+character of the Anglo-_Romanitshel_s of to-day.
+
+“In Great Britain the Gypsies are at present exposed to a petty
+persecution, inflicted ostensibly for their good by illogical persons,
+who pretend to believe that they live unnatural lives and should be
+driven into town slums for the benefit of their health and morals. They
+are harassed by prosecutions on such curious pretexts as sleeping-out,
+overcrowding (in tents every inch of which admits the free passage of
+God’s fresh air), possessing no dustbin, or neglecting to provide a
+proper water supply for their habitations. Yet, on the whole, in this
+country they have for the last century received less unpleasant attention
+and more sympathy than elsewhere, and it is very noteworthy that they
+have responded to this kindness by adopting the civilized conception of
+their duty towards their neighbour. I have many hundreds of press
+cuttings from British newspapers published during the last few years.
+They prove that the Gypsies of this country are never guilty of the
+greater crimes. The majority of the convictions are for almost
+inevitable offences, such as halting in the road or allowing horses to
+stray. Gypsies have, of course, rather primitive views as to rights of
+property, especially in respect of what grows or moves upon the earth in
+a more or less wild state, yet, while there are an appreciable number of
+instances of poaching, fortune-telling, and of certain traditional Gypsy
+swindles, most of the cases of so-called theft are very insignificant
+petty larcenies—a handful of fruit taken from an orchard, a few swedes
+from a field, or a stick or two from the hedge. So conspicuous is the
+law-abiding character of the British Gypsies in my records, and in my
+personal experience, that I do not hesitate to assert, that, in spite of
+their reputation, they are as superior in honesty to the lower classes of
+our native population as they are in morality and cleanliness.”
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XX
+A ROMANY MUNCHAUSEN
+
+
+THE Gypsies are an imaginative folk, delighting, like children, in
+romances and romancing; and if one may judge from the array of folk-tales
+{256} already collected from them, these wanderers appear to possess the
+gift of story-telling in generous measure. To this day, in Eastern
+Europe, the Gypsies still pursue their ancient rôle of tale-telling,
+mystifying their hearers with stories which perhaps they brought out of
+India many centuries ago. Here, in the West, no one can mingle
+intimately with members of the Gypsy clan of Wood, amid the mountains of
+Wales, without feeling the charm of the wonderful tales handed down to
+them from their forelders.
+
+Sometimes I have seen the beginning of a folktale in a fragment of
+narrative reeled off by a Gypsy on the spur of the moment.
+
+A London Gypsy had been fiddling for my delectation, and, when he ceased,
+I asked him quite casually why, being a Gypsy, his hair was fair?
+Without a moment’s reflection he replied, “I’ll tell you why my hair is
+fair. One winter night I slept with my head outside the tent, and of
+course my hair froze to the ground. When I woke in the morning I shouted
+for help, and my daddy poured boiling water on my hair to get it loose.
+That’s why my _bal_ is _pawni_” (my hair is fair).
+
+An impromptu “lying tale” intended to amuse.
+
+Groome, in his _Gypsy-Folk Tales_ (Introduction, p. lxxxi.), notices the
+same sort of thing in a fanciful outburst on the part of a Gypsy girl.
+“She had been to a pic-nic in a four-in-hand, with ‘a lot o’ real tiptop
+gentry’; and ‘_reia_’ (sir), she said to me afterwards, ‘I’ll tell you
+the comicalist thing that ever was. We’d pulled up to put the brake on,
+and there was a _puro hotchiwitchi_ (old hedgehog) come and looked at us
+through the hedge, looked at me hard. I could see he’d his eye on me.
+And home he’d go, that old hedgehog, to his wife, and “Missus,” he’d say,
+“what d’ye think? I seen a little Gypsy gal just now in a coach and four
+hosses,” and “_Dâbla_” she’d say, “_sawkûmi_ ’as _vâdê kenaw_” (Bless us,
+every one has carriages now).’”
+
+Years ago I used to hear our English Gypsies speak of a certain Happy
+Boz’ll, a Gypsy given to romancing about his own affairs. He was always
+the hero of his own stories, and to this day, among our Gypsies, a Happy
+Boz’ll tale is a synonym for a “crammer.”
+
+It was once my good fortune at Lincoln Fair to come upon a van-dwelling
+horse-dealer, close upon his eightieth year, whose early days were spent
+in the company of Happy Boz’ll, and from him I obtained the tales given
+below:—
+
+Old Happy had a donkey, and one day it was lost. Up and down the green
+lanes the Gypsy searched for the missing animal and found it not. At
+last, as he was wandering under some trees, he heard a familiar noise
+overhead. The sound came from the top of a big ash tree, and sure
+enough, when Happy looked up, there was the old donkey among the topmost
+boughs.
+
+“What are you doing there?” shouted Happy.
+
+“I’m gathering a bundle of sticks for your fire.”
+
+And saying this, the donkey climbed down with a bunch of nice ash sticks.
+
+ [Picture: Black as a Boz’ll. Photo. Fred Shaw]
+
+At one time Happy, who was a tinker and grinder by trade, possessed a
+grinding-barrow made out of a whole block of silver, and whenever he was
+thirsty he had only to chop off a lump of silver and go to the nearest
+inn to get as much ale as he could carry. In course of time his barrow
+grew smaller, and there came a day when Happy had no barrow at all. He
+had swallowed it.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+One day Happy’s wife, Becky, said to him—
+
+“Go and get a bucket of drinking water.” Away he went to the spring,
+and, having filled the bucket, he paused to take a drink from it, and
+going on again he stumbled and spilt the water. When he got home he
+appeared before his wife with an empty bucket in his hand.
+
+“Why haven’t you brought the water?” asked Becky.
+
+“Well, my blessed, I filled the bucket right enough, but on the way back
+the water started a-laughing at me, and I couldn’t carry it no furder.
+Ay, the water laughed itself out of the bucket, it did—every little drop
+of it. There, now I’ve told you.”
+
+ * * * * *
+
+Another time Happy was crossing a field, and seeing a sack filled with
+something he went up and examined it, and there, if it wasn’t full of
+eggs. He picked up the sack and carried it away on his back, and never
+cracked one of them.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+Happy was once walking beside a hedge, cracking nuts. He had pockets and
+pockets full of them, and he happened to fling a nutshell over the hedge,
+and it hit a wery fine hare and killed it. Wasn’t that strange now?
+
+ * * * * *
+
+Happy never owned a wagon. He and his wife travelled all their lives
+with a pack-donkey and a tent. One night their tent took fire, and in a
+little while they had nothing left in the world save the donkey and its
+blinkers. The next morning, as they crept out from under the hedge,
+Happy said to his wife, “We shall have to beg wery hard to-day.” By the
+evening they had done so well that they had provided themselves with an
+entirely new outfit. Under the hedge stood the finest tent you ever saw.
+Inside it were new blankets, new bedding, new everything.
+
+“Well, my Becky, how do you like it?”
+
+“We haven’t done so badly after all, my Happy. We’ve got a better tent
+and a better supper than we had last night.”
+
+“And I’m thinking, my Becky,” said Happy, laughing softly, “that it’s
+wonderful like getting married again.”
+
+ * * * * *
+
+Happy was once going along a road over the Peak o’ Derby. He hadn’t gone
+far before he saw a cart full of the very best china, delicate stuff all
+coloured and gilded, and between the shafts stood a fine horse with
+silver-plated harness. There they were on the wayside grass and nobody
+with them. Happy lit his pipe and waited a bit to see if their owner
+came along. But nobody came. So he led the horse and cart to an inn
+just round the bend of the road, and asked the landlord if he knew who
+was the owner, but he didn’t know. On and on went Happy, up hill and
+down dale, inquiring everywhere for the owner of the horse and pot-cart,
+but nowhere could he light on the gentleman, though he nearly broke his
+heart with anxiety in trying his best to find him.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+Happy one day took his dog a-hunting. Two hares started up, but the dog
+couldn’t run after both of them at once. Just then, however, the dog ran
+against a scythe-blade and cut itself in two. One half of the dog ran
+after one hare and caught it. The other half of the dog ran after the
+second hare and caught it. The hares were brought to Happy’s feet. Then
+the two halves of the dog came together again. And the dog died. Happy
+took off the skin and patched his knee-breeches with it. Just a year
+afterwards, to the very day, his breeches burst open and barked at him.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XXI
+THE GYPSY OF THE HILLS—IN THE HEART OF WALES—A WESTMORLAND HORSE-FAIR
+
+
+I
+
+
+_May_ 12.—Just as I stepped out of the train at Corwen, thick vapours,
+blotting out the mountains, made up their minds to let down rain. Five
+years before, on landing at the same station, it was only to find a
+tornado howling over the land and heavy rain falling. That wild night
+I’m not likely to forget in a hurry. . . .
+
+At last, after an hour’s wait in a snug hostelry, I set off along the
+Holyhead Road, having a certain encampment in my mind’s eye. At the
+“Goat” Inn, where the by-road turns off for Bettws-Gwerfil-Goch, I made
+inquiry for the said camp, but the landlord only shook his head. One of
+his daughters, however, hearing my question, said she knew where it was,
+and coming with me to the door indicated the whereabouts of the caravans
+of my quest. By now the rain had ceased, and, in a few moments, round a
+bend in the highway, the outline of a Gypsy tent, with a caravan and a
+tilt-cart standing near it, caught my eye against a row of twisted oaks
+in a wayside field. On entering the camp there were hearty greetings
+from Gilderoy Gray and Oli Purum, his travelling pal. The ruddy glow in
+the fire-bucket made the tent’s interior an inviting spot for tea, and
+there was plenty of fun that evening. Outside: the dark night with a
+roaring wind in the oak trees. Within: a wood-fire lit up the red
+blankets stretched over the curved tent-rods, and upon a well-made couch
+of straw (covered with rugs) we reclined. Oli was in fine form for
+tale-telling, and his pipe often went out. Gilderoy, too, had heaps of
+things to tell. Was ever a lover of the road better stocked with
+anecdotes than he?
+
+In the tilt-cart I made my bed, and slept as soundly as a dormouse.
+
+_May_ 13.—At 5 a.m. the sun was shining gloriously upon the mountains.
+Wash and breakfast in the open air. In the forenoon we three took the
+hilly road leading to Bettws-Gwerfil-Goch. A light breeze from off the
+mountains carried the smell of spring everywhere. The birds were all
+a-twitter in the leafing woods. Blue speedwells, white stars of
+stitchwort, bee-haunted gorse bloom—all turned to salute the sovereign
+sun glowing down upon the land. Gilderoy, ever a good walker, was soon
+pegging on ahead; then at a stile in a hedge he would wait until Oli and
+I came up. Just below the village of Bettws-Gwerfil-Goch, we stood on
+the _puri porj_ (old bridge) and watched the trout leap in the
+vandyke-brown pools of the river Alwen. On to the “Hand” tavern, my
+ideal village inn. George Borrow saw the interiors of many such houses
+during his tramps through “Wild Wales.” Nor are we likely to forget the
+kindness we received at the home of a certain great Scholar-Gypsy and
+Gypsy-Scholar, perched upon a high point commanding a magnificent
+landscape.
+
+ [Picture: Oli Purum. Photo. Fred Shaw]
+
+About tea-time a jolly face appeared at our tent door, announcing the
+arrival of Gil’roy’s brother Jim, and, just as dusk was enfolding the
+scene, a merry boy came bounding into the camp. This was Deborah Purum’s
+Willy, who told us that Bala Fair was to take place on the morrow.
+Lively indeed was our camp this evening, for had not our company
+increased by two? Resolving to set off in good time toward Bala in the
+morning, we slipped into our beds about midnight, and soon forgot to
+listen to the owls hooting mournfully in the woods.
+
+ [Picture: A Gypsy Harpist. Photo. W. Ferguson]
+
+_May_ 14.—A white mist on the mountains foretold a fine day, and by 6.30
+we were breakfasting on trout and bacon done over a wood fire. Then
+harnessing the mare to the tilt-cart, we all climbed aboard, and away we
+rattled towards Bala. The wayside woods were empurpled with hyacinths,
+and on the hedge-banks little bushes of bilberry hung out their crimson
+flowers. Oli Purum, who is half a Welsh Gypsy, could tell us the very
+names of the families who had camped round the black patches on the
+roadsides. Springing off the cart, he would examine the heaps of
+willow-peelings with a critical eye. “_Âwa_, (yes) I thought so. It’s
+some of the Klisons (Locks) that’s been _hatsh_in _akai_ (stopping
+here).” A splendid trotter, our mare made light work of pulling the
+tilt-cart over those seventeen miles down the vale to Bala. Of course we
+were all wondering as to the Gypsies we might see at the fair. What a
+crowd of farm-folk we found filling the streets on our arrival. Just in
+front of the “White Lion” hostelry, I saw a potter-woman standing before
+a spread of crockery of all shapes and sizes on the side of the road,
+and, curiously enough, I had once met her son, Orlando Fox, at Bristol.
+
+Little did we dream, however, of the surprise awaiting us here in Bala.
+Elbowing our way through the dense crowd, it was Gilderoy who was the
+first to exclaim, “_Dik odoi_” (Look there), and turning our gaze that
+way, there, sure enough, was a very dark old Gypsy with grizzled locks
+and glittering black eyes. His garments were weathered by long wear amid
+the mountains, and in him I recognized the patriarchal Matthew (a
+descendant of Abraham Wood) whom I had met some years before.
+
+The Woods preserve many stories of Abraham, their earliest known
+progenitor, who flourished about the beginning of the eighteenth century.
+Entering Wales from Somerset, he brought with him a violin, and is
+supposed to have been the first to play upon one in the Principality.
+According to tradition, “He always rode on a blood-horse, would not sleep
+in the open but in barns, wore a three-cocked hat with gold lace, a red
+silk coat, a waistcoat embroidered with green leaves, had half-crowns for
+buttons on his coat, sported white breeches gaily decked with ribbons,
+pumps with silver buckles and spurs, a gold watch and chain, and two gold
+rings.” Many of Abraham’s descendants are excellent players on the harp,
+and all, without exception, speak pure, deep, inflected Romany, akin to
+the beautiful musical dialect spoken by the Gypsies of Eastern Europe.
+Angling all summer, fiddling or harping all winter, such is the life of
+the Gypsy Woods of Wales.
+
+It was with joy that we rambled with Matty along the shore of Bala Llyn,
+a glittering mirror in the sunshine broken only by rings made by rising
+fish. The windless day of summerlike quality induced our little party to
+loiter by the lake, and when at length we turned to come away, there on
+the road stood a Romany lass with her little brother, as merry a pair as
+ever wore Gypsy togs. To me it was very delightful to hear their fluent
+Welsh Romany.
+
+There was no difficulty in persuading Matty to accompany us to our camp
+at Maerdy. He seemed only too glad to escape into the sweet open country
+after the close atmosphere of the town streets. And how the mare did
+travel after her feed and rest! On and on up the mountain road we went,
+startling the horned sheep on the unfenced roadsides. Now and then Matty
+would point out the spots where his old folks used to camp. Well away
+from the town, we took a bite of bread and cheese at a tiny white inn
+backed by a strip of pine forest, from whose shadows darted a grey
+sheep-dog almost wolf-like in its leanness of figure and sharpness of
+nose. What a penetrating bark it had too!
+
+A few more miles of rough road, with here a lone farm and there a cottage
+with lumps of white spar on its window-ledges, brought us once again to
+the “Cymro,” Maerdy, where we encountered a funny horse-breaker,
+reminding one of Borrow’s gossipy ostlers. Oli Purum’s tricks here “took
+the cake,” and to the delight of his audience he kept up a constant
+stream of them.
+
+To-night we felt that fate had been extraordinarily kind to us, as by the
+fire we sat listening to Matty’s weird tales and to Oli’s rendering of
+“The Shepherd of Snowdon” and other Welsh airs on his violin. A rare
+stock of tales has Matty—stories replete with enchanted castles, green
+dragons, witches, ghosts, and the hero is nearly always a clever Gypsy
+named Jack. Matty is Oli’s cousin, and it is charming to see how happy
+they are together.
+
+To me this is a holiday indeed. The utter absence of conventionality,
+and the diversions of the Gypsy life, are as balm to one’s nerves.
+
+_May_ 15.—To-day is another blue and golden foretaste of summer. Along
+the banks of the Alwen, dodging in and out among huge boulders, climbing
+fences, scrambling through the masses of flowering gorse and broom,
+Gilderoy, Matty, and I made our way to Bettws-Gwerfil-Goch. In the old
+inn, a cool retreat after the broiling sunshine in the wooded valley, we
+sat awhile. Years ago I saw Matty and his sons dance on the blue-stone
+floor of this room, just after the New Year had come in—a time when all
+Welsh folk are merry with fiddle and song.
+
+ [Picture: A Happy Pair. Photo. W. Ferguson]
+
+On getting back to our camp in the early evening, all hands set to work,
+some gathering sticks, others fetching water, and soon the supper was
+spread inside the roomy tent. Tales and talk till the late-rising moon
+glinted through the holes nibbled by field-mice in the tent blankets.
+Then to dreamland.
+
+ [Picture: A Chat by the Gate. Photo. W. Ferguson]
+
+_May_ 16.—This morning I find thin ice on a pail of water standing in the
+open. How bracing to complete your toilet in the cool air from the
+mountains. See with what tenderness the sunlight colours the rocks up
+there by the hillside farmstead. For the first time since coming into
+Wales I hear the cuckoo calling in the woods. High up on the slope I see
+a black horse dragging a hurdle with thorn boughs weighted by stones—a
+primitive harrow. I’ll have a scamper down the road through the keen air
+of morn, before the sun has drunk up all the dew.
+
+After breakfast I go a-fishing. Home in the afternoon to find some of
+the Gypsy Locks coming down the Holyhead Road with their carts and
+ponies; a delightful party, and much _rokerben_ (conversation) followed.
+
+A little later Gilderoy and I drive in the tilt-cart to Corwen to fetch
+Fred o’ the Bawro Gav. This means more fun for us round the evening
+fire. When depressed in days to come, I want to remember that flow of
+Gypsy mirth away there under the shadow of Cader Dinmael, while the
+oak-groves outside our tent whispered in the rising wind of night.
+
+_May_ 17.—Farewell, tent and caravan and tilt-cart. Farewell, old pals
+beside your smoking fires. Farewell, sweet Wales and your beautiful
+mountains. To-day I return to civilization.
+
+Oli Purum drove me to Corwen station, and by night I am at home again on
+the Wolds of Lincolnshire.
+
+
+
+II
+
+
+_September_ 27.—We are at Sedbergh, a little grey town at the foot of the
+Yorkshire Fells. Stone walls, narrow streets, old inns—all have their
+outlines softened by the mellow shadows, half-golden, half-brown,
+stealing over the place this afternoon. Looking out from a tavern window
+I experience a thrill. There in the street stand two vehicles, a _vâdo_
+and a tilt-cart, with sleek horses between their shafts. That tilt-cart
+I should know anywhere, for under its weathered hood I have dreamt happy
+dreams.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+“I say, pals, we must be stirring. Come along,” exclaims Gilderoy Gray,
+rising from his corner on the smooth-worn settle. We follow our leader
+into the street, and, boarding those vehicles, we are not long in getting
+clear of Sedbergh town. Bound for Brough Hill Horse-Fair, our party of
+six never had a gayer prospect. Here we are on the road again—Gil’roy,
+Merry Jim, Fred o’ the Bawro Gav, Oli Purum, his son Willy, and the
+Gypsy’s Parson. . . .
+
+But even the brightest of September days must wane, and soon to right and
+left of us dark ridges lift themselves against the fading light. Our
+first stage is a short one. Nightfall sees us pull up at Cautley Crag,
+where we seek a stopping-place in the small croft adjoining the lonely
+white inn on the roadside. However, the gate proves too narrow to admit
+our carts, so we draw upon the wayside turf, under the shelter of a stone
+wall. Nimble as ever, Oli erects the red blanket tent in the croft, and
+Willy busies himself in building a good fire. When an abundance of brown
+bracken has been laid down in the tent (no fresh straw is to be had), the
+customary rugs are spread and we sit down to supper. Pipes and chatter
+make the evening hours fly. There is so much Gypsy news to talk over.
+At last, having placed a warning lantern, like a pendant star, on one of
+the carts, we tumble into our beds and quickly fall asleep.
+
+_September_ 28.—A keen, clear autumn morn making you feel how good it is
+to be alive. After pottering about the camp, Gilderoy and I wander along
+the bank of the roaring Rawthey, while Jim and Fred, lured by the shine
+and glamour of the sunlit mountains, set off across the dewy moor for a
+closer look at the “Spout,” as the waterfall up the dingle is described
+on the map. Down by the plank-bridge I stand and look at the fells all
+a-shimmer in the sun. Far up beyond the region of stone walls, built
+(says our Oli) in the days when labourers received a wage of a penny a
+day, one’s eye follows the forms of mountain ponies, horned sheep, and a
+couple of shepherds roaming with their dogs. Nearer, on the river-bank,
+are small companies of geese preening their feathers in the sunshine. I
+hear from our landlord that prowling hill-foxes sometimes snap up a goose
+on the moor. . . .
+
+Breakfast over, we were busy packing when some of the Whartons (Oli’s
+relations) passed by in their light accommodation carts _en route_ for
+Brough Fair, so Oli and Willy must needs rush out to gather the latest
+news of the road. This meant a trifling delay in our getting off, for
+Gypsies are loquacious. However, by 9.30 we were once more “on travel,”
+feeling blithe as larks. Rumble-rumble went the wheels on the road, and
+all was going as merry as a marriage bell until a single magpie flitted
+across our track. Observing the bird of ill-omen, I quoted the old-time
+ditty—
+
+ “One for sorrow, two for mirth,
+ Three for a wedding, four for a birth.”
+
+“That’s only an old woman’s tale,” quoth the Gypsy, flicking the horse’s
+glossy back with the ends of the reins. Yet, a mile or so farther on,
+Oli was the first to discover that the horse had cast a shoe. Handing
+over the reins, the lithe Gypsy went off at a trot, and not long after he
+came up flaunting the lost shoe, just as the smith at Court Common was
+ready, tools in hand, to put it on.
+
+ [Picture: ’Neath Cautley Crag. Photo. Fred Shaw]
+
+Under the lee of a wood of bronzed beeches we made a stick fire to warm
+the stew-pot, while the smith replaced the shoe amid an interested group
+of yokels who had popped up from goodness knows where.
+
+The wonderfully transparent atmosphere of this region appears to possess
+magnifying powers, for even the poultry on the distant knolls assume the
+forms of huge birds, and as for the gaunt lady who sat “taking the air”
+on a lonesome bench half a mile away, she would have passed right enough
+for the wife of Goliath, if that celebrity ever possessed a missis.
+
+In a locality like this, romance and poetry meet one at every turn. A
+commonplace duck-pond in a grassy hollow does not, perhaps, suggest the
+glamorous things of life; yet the small tarn lying before us in the
+sunshine is the subject of a curious local legend. Here, says tradition,
+you are treading upon fairy ground, for in this dimple in front of the
+beech wood you have a _bottomless pool_!
+
+ [Picture: A Bottomless Pool. Photo. Fred Shaw]
+
+As for yon grey house amid the trees on the common’s upper edge, well,
+the man for whom it was built lived in it but a day and died, and over
+the doorway somebody has inscribed the text, “Occupy till I come.”
+
+Soon after quitting the common, Wild Boar Fell begins to mark the skyline
+on our right, and now all around us lies a realm of strewn rocks—
+
+ “Crags, knolls, and mounds, confusedly hurled,
+ The fragments of an earlier world.”
+
+A stiff push up the inclines brought us at last to the high point from
+whence the road dipped into the long straggling town of Kirkby-Stephen.
+Verily the place seemed to have dropped asleep in the September sun.
+With as little delay as possible we held on our way until, by 5 p.m., we
+had made Warcop and had pitched behind the farmhouse where we had stayed
+on previous happy occasions.
+
+With all hands to work, the tent was put up in record time, and as the
+ruddy sundown tinged the tree boles near our camp, we gathered round the
+fire for the evening meal. Thus closed a superb summerlike day.
+
+_September_ 29.—Somewhere about 7 a.m. a whiff of tobacco smoke comes
+curling pleasantly round the edge of our bunk in the tilt-cart, and I
+become aware that my bedmate, Fred o’ the Bawro Gav, is dressing.
+“There’s a heavy dew this morning,” says he, turning back the coverings
+at the entrance of the cart; and in a little while I am up and washing
+outside, and perceive for myself that the cobwebs on the hedge are
+delicately jewelled with drops of dew. “Look at the calves,” says Fred,
+“pretty fellows, aren’t they?” My companion has quite a farmer’s eye for
+things, and as a weather-prophet he rarely makes a mistake. Overhead low
+clouds are rolling, or rather masses of dove-coloured mist, with patches
+of blue sky showing between, and already the mountains rising to the
+north are richly bathed in sunshine.
+
+During the forenoon Gilderoy, Fred, and I stretch our legs in a stroll
+upon the sunlit “Hill,” where the Gypsies are encamped in considerable
+numbers for the morrow’s great horse-fair. Many familiar faces greet us
+on every hand. Now it is Pat Lee who springs out from a group and nearly
+twists off Fred’s hand, so vigorous is the shaking it receives, and now I
+am honoured by an invitation to test the weight of Femi Coleman’s new
+baby. From the doorway of a gorgeous _vâdo_ Sophia Lovell thrusts out
+her black poll and inquires after our Oli. In this manner, with many
+variations, we make our way between the camps, and our ramble proves
+enjoyable in every way.
+
+ [Picture: A Wandering Minstrel. Photo. Fred Shaw]
+
+Going back to the wagons at Warcop, we drop into an inn, and by a bit of
+luck it happens that a “character” is present in the person of “Fiddling”
+Billy Williams, the wandering minstrel, who at our request takes his
+brown violin from a bag on his back and plays some lively airs, and Oli
+and Willy Purum, who have turned up, dance cleverly to a tune or two on
+the smooth-worn, blue-stone floor. But Old Billy—I cannot take my eyes
+off him. Look at his weathered coat (a gift from Lord Lonsdale) which in
+the course of years has lost its nap and shows here and there patches of
+a ruddy lower layer; surely the nondescript garment suits the grizzled
+old wanderer to perfection. Watching him closely, I observe that he has
+a very passable acquaintance with the Gypsy tongue, so, edging towards
+him, I drop a deep sentence into his ear. How he starts! “You know
+something,” says he. Then he goes on to tell me that as a boy he
+travelled with no less renowned a personage than John Roberts, the Welsh
+Gypsy harpist. Here’s a find. Who ever expected to meet a pupil of Old
+Janik’s in a remote Westmorland inn? Billy says that Roberts taught him
+how to “scrape music off these things,” twanging the fiddle-strings with
+a forefinger, and smiling sweetly as he does it. For myself, I count
+this meeting with Fiddling Billy one of the “events” of our trip.
+
+In the evening we again rambled on the “Hill” to see a memorable
+sight—hundreds of Gypsy fires with rings of dark figures squatting around
+the blazing logs. A feast for the eyes of a lover of the nomads was this
+array of firelit faces set against a background of caravans, stone walls,
+and mountains.
+
+_September_ 30.—A fine morning with a cool wind blowing from the east.
+As we sat at breakfast, a clatter of hoofs on the road announced belated
+arrivals for the fair. Early in the forenoon we found ourselves in the
+thick of the crowd, which, to me, seemed as big as ever on Brough Hill.
+Once upon a time this fair used to last a whole week, much more indeed
+for the Gypsy element, but nowadays the last day of September and the
+first day of October are the only recognized dates. Droves of fell
+ponies took up a large space on the fair-ground. A few heavy horses and
+a sprinkling of “bloods” met the eye at times. For one thing we could
+see our Gypsy friends busy upon their “native heath,” for where is a
+Gypsy at home if it is not at a horse-fair?
+
+As evening approached, an ugly bank of inky-black cloud came over the
+mountains, and the wind in rude gusts began to wail, Valkyrie-like, in
+the tree-tops, and to shake our wagons in a way that reminded one of a
+night at sea. Thus the day which had opened so gaily ended in real
+“Brough weather.”
+
+An authority on that local phenomenon known as the “Helm” wind writes:
+“The field of its operation extends from near Brough for a distance of
+perhaps thirty miles down the Eden Valley towards Carlisle, and is
+sharply restricted to the belt lying between the Pennines and the river;
+never, on the one hand, being encountered on the actual summit of the
+range, and never, on the other, crossing the water. Bitterly cold, it
+rushes like a tornado down the slope, and works havoc in the valley
+below. If the “Helm” happens to blow during the fair, the proprietors of
+scores of refreshment tents may usually bid farewell to all the canvas
+they possess.”
+
+ [Picture: Brough Hill Horse Fair. Photo. Valentine]
+
+The Gypsies, to whom I have ever mentioned the “Helm” wind at Brough,
+invariably shrug their shoulders, as if it were an old friend, and not a
+very welcome one at that.
+
+_October_ 1.—We were all afoot in good time this morning, six o’clock or
+thereabouts, and right glad we were to see the sun breaking through the
+mists over Brough Fox Tower. Taking a halter apiece, Fred and I went to
+fetch the horses. Breakfast; then we packed, and away we went.
+“Good-bye, old camping-place,” we said, as the wagons reached the
+Musgrave ramper, for very pleasant had been our sojourn by the spreading
+trees beyond the old farmhouse. On the way to Kirkby-Stephen, many light
+carts rattled past, going south, and, after the stiff pull out of the
+town, it was good to be once more on the open road with the keen mountain
+air blowing on our faces from over wide leagues of rocks and heather.
+
+By early evening we had reached Cautley, where, as before, we drew on to
+the strip of wayside turf, and in quick time a couple of plump fowls were
+roasting in the black pot over a wood fire. To watch Oli prepare and
+cook those fowls was an object-lesson to be remembered. Bravo, Oli, our
+Romany chef!
+
+Realizing that this was our last evening in the wilds, we were in no
+hurry to get between the blankets. So we stretched out the tales, and
+meandered leisurely through the fields of reminiscence, while the cloud
+of tobacco smoke grew denser around us, and the stars o’ night shone more
+and more brightly over Cautley’s black crag.
+
+_October_ 2.—Up at seven to find the sky almost free from clouds and
+holding out the promise of a brilliant wind-up. After breakfast we set
+off for Lancaster, near whose castle we parted; and now, over fireside
+pipes, my notebook and its jottings possess the power to make every sight
+and sound of the journey live again.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XXII
+FURZEMOOR
+
+
+ARE you seeking a recipe for youth? Go a-Gypsying. Forth to the winding
+road under the open sky, the Gypsies are calling you. Scorning our
+hurrying mode of life, these folk are content to loiter beneath the green
+beeches, or in the shadow of some old inn on the fringe of a windy
+common. Like Nature herself, these wildlings of hers overflow with the
+play-spirit and therefore remain ever youthful. To rub shoulders with
+them, I have found, is to acquire a laughing indifference to dull care
+and all its melancholy train. Whoever then would grow light-hearted and
+become just a happy child of sun and star and stream, let him respond to
+the call of the road: let him go a-Gypsying.
+
+Long ago I observed that during the pleasanter months of the year a few
+families of wanderers were generally to be found encamped upon a secluded
+waste—which I will call Furzemoor—where, by the courtesy of the owner,
+they were allowed to remain as long as they pleased. They resorted
+thither, so it seemed to me, to recuperate from the effects of their
+winter’s sojourn upon the city ash-patches hemmed in by unsavoury gas-lit
+streets.
+
+One April afternoon, following close upon a lengthy stay in London, I
+remember how blithely I tramped along the grassy cart-track, which, after
+winding between hedgerows full of green sprays, sweet odours and tinkling
+bird-notes, emerged upon rugged Furzemoor—one of those few places which
+in after years become for you backgrounds of dream-like delight by reason
+of the memories associated with them. Is it not to such spots that the
+fancy turns when the mood of the commonplace hangs heavily upon you, and
+any shred of adventure would be more stirring to the heart than “the
+cackle of our burg,” which is too often mistaken for “the murmur of the
+world”?
+
+No matter how often I came, the moor had ever the power to stir one’s
+imagination anew by its suggestive atmosphere of the remote, the aloof,
+the wild; and having paused at the end of the lane to renew old
+recollections, I went forward and peered over the edge of a declivity
+fringed with bushes of furze in golden flower. Ah! there below the
+slope, kissed by the warm sun and fanned by the breath of spring from off
+the heath, lay the brown tents, tilt-carts, and smouldering fires of a
+Romany camp, looking strangely deserted save for a girlish figure
+reclining near one of the fires over which a kettle was slung. Pushing
+between the bushes, my blundering feet loosened some large stones which
+rolled down the bank with a rattle, causing the girl to look sharply over
+her shoulder, and simultaneously from her red lips came a warning
+whistle, a shrill penetrating note first ascending then dropping again.
+I had heard that whistle of old and knew well its significance. In
+response thereto a Gypsy man appeared from behind the tents, his keen
+eyes gleaming with recognition. “Hey, _rashai_, we’s been a-talking
+about you lately. Only last night I was saying, p’raps our pass’n will
+be coming to see us one of these days, and here you are!”
+
+Such was the greeting I got from Gypsy Sam, who now wheeled about and
+walked me off to a sandy hollow where his wife Lottie and her bairns sat
+by the fire. On catching sight of me, the children—a black-eyed
+troop—raised a shout of welcome, and, like little savages, soon began
+tugging at my coat tails. After an absence of several months from the
+camping-place this was a joyful meeting, and I guessed that my friends
+had much news to tell.
+
+ [Picture: Gypsy Children. Photo. Illustrations Bureau]
+
+“It’s no use pretending to offer you a chair,” said Lottie, giving my
+hand a hearty shake, “for we haven’t got one. If there’s anything I does
+detest, it’s chairs. The nasty things make sich draughts about ’ur
+legs.” So, squatting on the ground, I awaited the unfolding of the
+family budget.
+
+There was a touch of the Orient on every side. Stuck in the wind-rippled
+sand under a bold wall of rock were curved tent-rods with brown blankets
+pinned round them. Between the golden furze clumps a lean horse and a
+shaggy ass ripped the grasses. A greyhound lay asleep under a tilt-cart
+upon the shafts of which sundry gay garments were hanging to dry. Upon
+this picture my eye rested with pleasure.
+
+Now Gypsy Sam ignites his tobacco by scooping up a red ember with the
+bowl of his pipe. His wife does the same, and I follow suit.
+
+“A prettier place is this,” quoth Lottie, “than when you see’d us under
+that ugly railway bank at Hull.”
+
+Verily the Gypsies are possessed of an æsthetic sense, and their roving
+eyes grow wistful as they take in the beauty of the distant hills and the
+sun-gleams lighting up grassy knolls and spindly fir-trees rising from
+patches of sand.
+
+“You remember that _pawno grai_ (white horse) of ours?” says Sam. “Well,
+we lost him a little while back. A bit of _wafro bok_ (bad luck) that
+was for us. We was stopping at a place with nasty bogs around us, and
+one stormy night the _grai_ got into one of ’em unbeknown to we, and i’
+the morning we found him with no more than his nose sticking out. Of
+course he were dead as a stone. Then there was that _kawlo jukel_ (black
+dog) what you saw at Hull—brother to this one under the cart—he got
+poisoned up yonder by Rotherham. I reckon a keeper done it as had a
+spite agen us. I wouldn’t ha’ parted with that dog for a good deal; he’s
+got us many a rabbit.”
+
+The steaming splutter of the kettle suggests a meal, which is soon spread
+in winsome style. Meanwhile, from another fire hard by, a black pot is
+brought, and a savoury stew is followed by tea and slices of buttered
+bread with green cresses fresh from the brook. As Lottie lifts the
+silver teapot to pour out tea, I cannot help admiring the lovely old
+thing, and the Gypsy sees my appreciation.
+
+“Yes,” (holding it up in the sunlight), “it’s a beauty, ain’t it? Did
+you ever hear of my Aunt Jōni’s quart silver teapot? Squire Shandres
+used to fix greedy eyes on it whenever he come down to the camp, but my
+aunt wouldn’t part with it, not likely. You won’t remember Jōni, of
+course. A funny old woman she were, to be sure. There was one thing I
+minds her a-telling of us. She’d been out with her _kipsi_ (basket) but
+it weren’t one of her good days, and by night her basket was nearly as
+heavy as when she’d set out. Twopence was all she’d made, as she passed
+through three or four willages, tumble-down sort of places, where the
+house walls were bent and the thatches of the cottages were sinking into
+the rooms underneath ’em. At one of these cottages as stood in an odd
+corner, Jōni stopped to knock. Two steps led up to a green door with a
+bird-cage hanging outside. She waited a minute, but as nobody came she
+gave two more raps and tried the door. It was bolted. After that she
+heard sounds inside, a muttering voice came nearer, and slip-slap went
+the shoes, as an old woman opened the door. Talk about ugly, she was
+that, if you like; and there was hair growing on her lip and chin.
+Fixing her black eyes on Jōni, she scowled and scolded, and, pointing a
+finger at her, she cursed poor Jōni, and for ten days afterwards my aunt
+couldn’t speak proper. Whenever she tried to talk, she could only groan
+and bark and moo like the beastses, and it wasn’t till after the tenth
+day that she were herself at all.”
+
+From witches it was not a long leap to wise men.
+
+Said Lottie, “Did I ever tell you about the wise man of Northampton?
+Well, it was one time as I’d had wery bad luck indeed with my basket. I
+couldn’t sell nothing at all in the willages agen that town, but I know’d
+a _gozvero mush_ (wise man) as lived there, so I went to see him, and he
+give me a rabbit’s head and a cake of bread. ‘Now,’ says he, ‘go you and
+call at the places where you’ve took nothing, and you’ll take money at
+all of ’em.’
+
+“And what he told me came true, every word of it. I’ll take my sacrium
+oath it did. That there _gozvero mush_ (wise man) could tell the names
+of folks as had stolen things, and he could _dûker_ (tell fortunes) like
+one of us. He could tell folk a lot about theirselves by rubbing his
+hand over the bumps on their heads, and he could read the stars like a
+book, and find out things by the cards and by the crystal. He was sort
+of friendly with our people, and they liked him, but they would never go
+near a witch if they knew it.”
+
+It has been truly said, “No one is fond of Gypsies, but is fonder of
+Gypsy children.” Grave-eyed pixies, at once bold and reserved, these
+quaint little sprites are simply irresistible. When the meal is over, I
+stroll off with a party of these romping rascals towards a gorsy hollow
+which the sun warms into a gayer gold. Asking the children if they would
+like a tale, and what sort? Answer comes, “A _muleno gudlo_” (fairy
+tale).
+
+“How long?”
+
+“A mile long, in course.”
+
+Into my tale creeps a ghost, and when I had done, little Reuben says—
+
+“I know something about _mulos_ (ghosts). One time a man was killed by a
+bull at the corner of the lane down yonder, and we allus hurries past
+that place for fear of _dik_in his _mulo_” (seeing his ghost). “And then
+there was two Gypsies as father once know’d. They begged some straw from
+a farmer and put it in a little shed for to sleep on. Then they went
+into the willage to buy a loaf, and when they got back they found the
+straw had gone. A little ways off they see’d a woman running away with
+the straw, but ’stid of follering her they went straight to the farmhouse
+where they’d got leave to sleep in the shed, and they told the farmer
+about the woman, and he says—
+
+“‘Why, that’s my old woman as died ten year ago.’ My word, those Gypsies
+soon began to look out for a sleeping-place somewhere else. Yes, we
+knows a lot about _mulo_s.”
+
+“What’s that noise?” asked one of the girls, springing up.
+
+“Come away _tshavê_ (children). Come away, sir. Don’t you hear that
+nasty little _sap_” (snake)?
+
+From among the mossy stones near at hand came a hissing sound, and there,
+sure enough, was a small viper wagging his black-forked tongue at us. We
+got up and moved nearer the camp.
+
+“Norfolk’s the place for sarpints,” said one of the boys; “I once see one
+with a frog in its mouth. Lor, how the poor thing did squeal. There’s
+lots of lizards about here, and they say that a _hotshi_ (hedgehog) will
+eat ’em, but if I thought _that_ I’d never touch no more _hotshi_ s’long
+as I live.”
+
+I told the children of a little incident which had happened on my way to
+Furzemoor, how I had cycled into a family of weasels crossing the road
+but didn’t run over any of them, and, dismounting, I banged one of the
+little fellows with my hat. He lay still, and I thought he was dead, but
+when I turned my head for a moment he was gone like a flash. Lottie, who
+had drawn near and was listening, remarked—
+
+“It’s bad luck to meet a wezzel on the _drom_ (road), but if there’s
+anything we does like to meet, it’s the Romany _tshiriklo_ (bird),” which
+I knew to be the pied wagtail, the foreteller of coming Gypsies.
+
+“When we sees our _tshiriklo_ on the road, and it flies, we knows we are
+going to meet Gypsies who’ll be akin to us, but if it only runs away, the
+travellers coming will be strangers. One day me and my man was on the
+_drom_ and we see a young hare tumbling over and over in front of us.
+That’s a sign as means ill, and, sure enough, a few days after we heard
+tell of the death of my man’s uncle ’Lijah. Talking about meeting
+things, I’ve heard it said that if you meet two carts, one tied behind
+t’other, you’ll soon go to prison.”
+
+The strains of a fiddle now proceeded from where Sam sat alone by the
+fire, and we joined him. As the sun was going down one of the girls
+proposed a dance, and soon a merry whirl of Gypsy elves enlivened the
+camp. By the fireside, reminiscences came crowding into Sam’s brain.
+
+“Many’s the time, as you know, we’ve draw’d on to this place, and I takes
+good care to be friendly with all the keepers round here. I never
+meddles wi’ nothink, you see, so we never gets across wi’ ’em. Ay, but I
+minds when I didn’t used to be so pertikler. See that oak wood up
+yonder? In my young days me and my old mammy got leave from a keeper to
+gather acorns in that wood. Us used to take ’ur sacks and fill ’em with
+acorns and sell ’em to a man as we know’d. And mam ’ud warn me not to
+meddle with the rabbits, lest we should be forbid to stop on here. One
+afternoon mam had half-filled her sack, and when her back was turned, I
+tumbled the acorns out, and slipped into the sack three rabbits as I’d
+knocked over, and I put the acorns back on the top of ’em. I was a good
+big lad then, and, my, wasn’t I frit when I see the keeper coming with
+his dog. When he got up to us, he and mam got a-talking, and I see the
+dog sniffing round the bag. The keeper, thinking that there was only
+acorns in it, shouts to the dog, “Come away there.” But the dog stuck
+there, and I was trembling in my boots for fear we should get into
+trouble. Howsiver, the keeper kept calling the dog off, and soon they
+goes away. Then I nips up the bag and trots off home with it, and when I
+told mam about it afterwards she gave me a downright good scolding and
+begged me never to do it no more.
+
+“Our old folks allus travelled with pack-donkeys, and they had one donkey
+as was a wery knowing animal. I’ll tell you one thing it did. We was
+stopping in a lane of a summer’s evening, and our _foki_ (people) was
+smoking afore the fire under a hedge with the children playing round, and
+everybody was as happy as the Lord in Heaven, but all at once our _maila_
+(donkey) comes and pokes its head atween daddy and me, and I taps it on
+the nose, playful-like, to send it away, but it comes back, and it was
+that restless and fidgety, poking and pulling at us—it wouldn’t be druv
+off. My mammy had been watching it from the tent, and she come up and
+says—
+
+“‘That _maila_ knows summut, I reckons.’
+
+“‘Ay, it’s a sign sure enough,’ says daddy. And the donkey still kep’ on
+poking and pulling at us. Long and by last dad says—
+
+“‘We’d better clear out of here,’ for he thought there was summut queer
+about the donkey’s goings on. Well, we pulled up the tent rods and
+packed ’ur things, and we’d only just got out of the lane when two
+horsemen come along and began inquiring about a little pig as was missing
+from a farm. They made us unpack, and they searched through everythink,
+but, of course, they couldn’t find nothink agen us, and they goes their
+way and we goes ours. And that night, after we had settled down in an
+old quarry a bit furder on, my daddy beckoned me and took me to a deep
+hollow full o’ dead leaves, and, scrabbling among ’em, he takes out—what
+do you think? The nicest little _bawlo_ (porker) you ever see’d, and we
+gets it safe home. That donkey _did_ know summut after all. Ay, them
+were the old times. Things is wery different now.
+
+“If you come here to-morrow you’ll mebbe walk up with me to the planting
+on t’other side of yon beck. The _rai_ as this land belongs to lets me
+_tshin_ (cut) all the _wuzen_ (elder) I wants. My old daddy used to say—
+
+“‘You should never lay a chopper to a tree wi’out first axing the
+fairies’ leave,’ but folks forgets to do it now.”
+
+The eyes of my friends here began to turn frequently in the direction of
+the cart-track. Indeed, when their eyes were not looking that way it
+seemed to me that their minds still were. Nor was this expectancy to go
+long unsatisfied, for soon there appeared in the sunken lane a black
+chimney topping a green-hooded vehicle, a light cart bringing up the
+rear. These Gypsies turned out to be a married son of Sam, with his wife
+and family. Here was a jolly arrival. With surprising rapidity the
+horses were unyoked, and the newcomers were gathered round their parents
+on the grass. Off to a well-known spring run the girls to fill the
+kettle and a bucket or two, and the boys scamper off towards a spinney to
+return with an abundance of dead wood. Then how the fires crackle and
+spurt, and in next to no time the steam is puffing from kettle spouts.
+
+Feeling ten years younger for my visit to the Furzemoor Gypsies, I
+climbed up the deeply-rutted lane on the way to the distant railway
+station, and, as I turned for a last look, brown hands were waving, and
+_kushto bok_ (good luck), which is the Gypsy’s “good-bye,” was shouted
+after me. On my part I felt a strong tugging at the heart when, at a
+bend in the lane, I caught a farewell glimpse of the domed tents,
+upcurling blue smoke, and happy Gypsies among the golden gorse.
+
+
+
+
+GLOSSARY
+
+
+PRONUNCIATION {291}
+
+
+I. VOWEL-SOUNDS
+
+ AS IN
+â alms (âms).
+a aloe (alô).
+aw all (awl).
+ê ale (êl).
+è air (èr).
+e ell (el).
+î eel (îl).
+i ill (il).
+ô old (ôld).
+o olive (oliv).
+û ooze (ûz).
+u book (buk).
+ù ulcer (ùlsa).
+
+II. DIPHTHONGS
+
+ AS IN
+ai aisle (ail).
+oi oyster (oista).
+ou ounce (ouns).
+
+III. CONSONANTS
+
+
+The following are pronounced as in English:—
+
+ b, d, f, h, k, l, m, n, p, t, v, w.
+
+v and w are, as a rule, easily interchangeable.
+
+ AS IN
+y yes (yes).
+r roam (rôm).
+ch loch (Scottish loch).
+s ass (as).
+sh shin (shin).
+tsh chin (tshin).
+z zest (zest).
+zh pleasure (plezhur).
+j (dzh) jest (jest).
+g gate (gêt).
+ng singer (singa).
+ngg finger (fingga).
+th thin (thin).
+dh then (dhen).
+
+VOCABULARY.
+
+ ROMANY. ENGLISH.
+Adrê In, into, within.
+Akai Here.
+Apopli Again.
+Aprê On, upon.
+Av Come.
+Âva, âvali, âwa, âwali Yes, certainly, verily
+Avrî Away, out.
+
+Bâ Stone, sovereign (£1).
+Baiengri Waistcoat.
+Bal Hair.
+Balovas Bacon, ham.
+Barvelo Rich.
+Baw Comrade, mate.
+Bawlo Pig.
+Bawro Great, large.
+Bawro-Gav London.
+Beng Devil.
+Besh Sit, rest, lie.
+Bîbi Aunt.
+Biken Sell.
+Bita Little.
+Bitshado Sent.
+Bitshado-pawdel Sent over, transported.
+Bok Luck.
+Bokro Sheep.
+Bokro-mas Mutton.
+Bongo Crooked, lame, wrong.
+Boshomengro Fiddler.
+Bouri Snail.
+Bouri-zimen Snail-broth.
+Bûdika Shop.
+
+Dâbla Exclamation of surprise.
+Dadus Father.
+Dai Mother.
+Dawdi Exclamation of surprise.
+Delaben Gift.
+Del-aprê Read.
+Didakai Half-breed Gypsy.
+Dik See, look.
+Dikamengri Picture, looking-glass.
+Diklo Kerchief.
+Dinelo Fool, simpleton.
+Diri Dear.
+Divus Day.
+Dosta Enough, plenty.
+Dova That.
+Drom Road.
+Dûi Two.
+Dûker Tell fortunes.
+Dûkeripen Fortune.
+Dûvel God.
+
+Fôki People.
+
+Gad Shirt.
+Gawjikeno Belonging to gentiles.
+Gawjo Alien, gentile, anyone who is not a Gypsy.
+Gav Town.
+Gèro Man.
+Gozvero Cunning.
+Grai Horse.
+Gudlo Tale, noise.
+Guno Bag, sack.
+Hatsh Stop, camp.
+Hatsh-oprê Arise, get up.
+Haw Eat.
+Hawben A meal, food.
+Hĕro Leg, wheel.
+Hokano Lie, trick, swindle.
+Hora Penny.
+Hotsherdo Burnt.
+Hotshiwitshi Hedgehog.
+
+Jaw Go.
+Jin Know.
+Jiv Live.
+Jukel Dog.
+
+Kai Where.
+Kanengro Hare.
+Kani Hen.
+Kawlo Black.
+Ke-divus To-day.
+Kek, keka No, not, never.
+Kel, kèr Do, make.
+Kèr House.
+Kipsi Basket.
+Kisi Much.
+Kitshima Tavern, public-house.
+Klîsin Lock.
+Kokero Self.
+Koliko To-morrow.
+Kom Love, like.
+Kon Who.
+Konaw Now.
+Kongri Church.
+Kopa Blanket.
+Kosht Stick, wood.
+Kova This, thing.
+Krafni Button.
+Kuro Cup, glass, mug.
+Kushto Good.
+Laj Shame.
+Latsher Find, pick up.
+Lav Word.
+Lavengro Word-man, linguist.
+Lel Get, take.
+Len, lendi Them, their.
+Lesti Him, his.
+Levina Beer.
+Lil Book, paper.
+Loli Red.
+Lova Money.
+
+Maila Donkey.
+Man, mandi I, me.
+Mas Meat.
+Masengro Butcher.
+Maw Don’t.
+Maw Kill, slay, murder.
+Mî, mîro, m’o My, mine.
+Mokado Unclean.
+Mokto Box.
+Mol Wine.
+Mong Beg, pray, request.
+Monûshni Woman, wife.
+Mûi Mouth, face.
+Mûk Let, allow, leave, lend.
+Mûleno Ghostly, fairy, supernatural.
+Mûlo Dead, ghost.
+Mûlo-mas Carrion.
+Mûmeli Candle.
+Mumpari, mumper Low-class traveller.
+Mumpli Nasty.
+Mûsh Man.
+Mûskro Policeman.
+
+Nasher Lose, waste.
+Nongo Naked, bald, bare.
+
+O The.
+Odoi There.
+Oprê On, up, upon.
+Ora Hour, watch.
+
+Pal Brother.
+Pâni Water.
+Pariko Thank.
+Patrin Trail, sign, leaf.
+Pawdel Across, over, beyond.
+Pawni Fair, white.
+Pen Sister.
+Pen Say.
+Peser Pay.
+Petulengro Smith.
+Pîro Foot.
+Pogado Broken.
+Poger Break.
+Porj Bridge.
+Posh Half.
+Praster Run.
+Pûker Tell.
+Pûkinger Magistrate.
+Pûri-dai Grandmother.
+Pûro Old.
+Pûrum Leek.
+Pûtsh Ask.
+Pûv Field.
+Pûvengri Potato.
+
+Rai, raia Gentleman, sir.
+Rakli Girl.
+Rashai Priest, parson.
+Rat Blood.
+Rat, rati Night.
+Rawni Lady.
+Rinkeno Beautiful.
+Rokamiaw Trousers.
+Roker Talk, speak.
+Rokerben Conversation, speech.
+Rom Husband.
+Romanes Gypsy-wise, Gypsy language.
+Romanitshel Gypsy.
+Romano Gypsy.
+Romer Marry
+Rûp Silver.
+
+Sâ How.
+Sal Laugh.
+Sap Snake.
+Saw All, everything.
+Sawkûmi Everybody.
+Sawla Morning.
+Shan Are.
+Shûkora Sixpence.
+Shûn Hear.
+Shushi Rabbit.
+Sî Is.
+Sig Quickly, soon, early.
+Sô What.
+Sos Was.
+Stari Star.
+Staruben Prison.
+Stor Four.
+Swêgler Pipe.
+
+Ta And.
+Tâder Draw.
+Tălê Down.
+Tan Tent.
+Tâno Young.
+Tatsheno True, genuine.
+Tatshipen Truth.
+Tatsho True.
+Te To.
+Tem Country, land.
+Tîro Your.
+Tôv Wash.
+Trash Frighten.
+Trin Three.
+Tshai Lass, daughter, girl.
+Tshavo Son.
+Tshib Tongue, language.
+Tshikli Dirty, foul.
+Tshin Cut.
+Tshiriklo Bird.
+Tshitshi Nothing.
+Tshiv Put.
+Tshokaw Boots.
+Tshor Steal.
+Tshordo Stolen.
+Tshori Poor.
+Tshovihawni Witch.
+Tshûmani Something.
+Tshûpni Whip.
+Tû, tût, tûti You.
+Tûv Smoke.
+Tûvalo Tobacco.
+
+Vâdo Caravan, cart.
+Vâva Another.
+Vast Hand.
+Vel, wel Come.
+
+Wafodû, wafro Bad.
+Wesh, vesh Wood, forest.
+Wûser Throw.
+Wûzen Elder.
+
+Yek One.
+Yog Fire.
+Yoi She.
+Yôra Egg.
+Yov He.
+
+Zimen Broth
+
+MUMPER’S PATTER
+
+Dunnock Steer.
+Mush-fakir Umbrella-mender.
+
+GYPSY “FORE” OR CHRISTIAN NAMES.
+
+
+MASCULINE NAMES.
+
+
+Airant.
+
+Aniel.
+
+Artelus.
+
+Baius.
+
+Barendon.
+
+Bartholoways.
+
+Bohemia.
+
+Bosko.
+
+Boufi.
+
+Buzi.
+
+Craimia.
+
+Credi.
+
+Dimiti.
+
+Dinki.
+
+Doval.
+
+Dud.
+
+Duraia.
+
+Dusti.
+
+Eros.
+
+Evergreen.
+
+Feli.
+
+Fennix.
+
+Fowk.
+
+Ganation.
+
+Glympton.
+
+Golias.
+
+Gōni.
+
+Gui.
+
+Haini.
+
+Harkles.
+
+Harodain.
+
+Hedji.
+
+Înan.
+
+Îthil.
+
+Îza.
+
+Jaina.
+
+Kaivela.
+
+Kashi.
+
+Khulai.
+
+Ladin.
+
+Lamerok.
+
+Leshi.
+
+Liberty.
+
+Logan.
+
+Loni.
+
+Lumas.
+
+Lusha.
+
+Mairik.
+
+Manabel.
+
+Manfri.
+
+Manful.
+
+Mantis.
+
+Meriful.
+
+Moelus.
+
+Morpus.
+
+Moti.
+
+Motsha.
+
+Motshan.
+
+Motshus.
+
+Muldobrai.
+
+Nelus.
+
+Niabai.
+
+Nipkin.
+
+Nitshel.
+
+Northalion.
+
+Ōbi.
+
+Ōki.
+
+Ŏlbi.
+
+Ŏli.
+
+Orferus.
+
+Ōseri.
+
+Ōthi.
+
+Ōti.
+
+Penderbela.
+
+Persuvius.
+
+Perun.
+
+Pesulia.
+
+Piramus.
+
+Polius.
+
+Potamus.
+
+Rabai.
+
+Raito.
+
+Renda.
+
+Righteous.
+
+Rinki.
+
+Ruslo.
+
+Sairenda.
+
+Santabelphijum.
+
+Santalina.
+
+Santanoa.
+
+Seki.
+
+Seneptune.
+
+Shandres.
+
+Shani.
+
+Shiva.
+
+Silus.
+
+Simpronius.
+
+Solivaino.
+
+Studivares.
+
+Swallow.
+
+Taimi.
+
+Taiso.
+
+Teni.
+
+Thurles.
+
+Tudlin.
+
+Tuti.
+
+Vaina.
+
+Wacka.
+
+Waimore.
+
+Wantelo.
+
+Wingi.
+
+Woodlock.
+
+Yoben.
+
+Zegul.
+
+Zezil.
+
+
+
+FEMININE NAMES.
+
+
+Acorn.
+
+Alamina.
+
+Andelia.
+
+Angelis.
+
+Anis.
+
+Ashena.
+
+Ashila.
+
+Aslog.
+
+Begonia.
+
+Bidi.
+
+Biti.
+
+Bobum.
+
+Boina.
+
+Consuleti.
+
+Daiena.
+
+Darklis.
+
+Delaia.
+
+Delenda.
+
+Deleta.
+
+Deloreni.
+
+Dorenia.
+
+Edingel.
+
+Eldorai.
+
+Elophia.
+
+Elvaira.
+
+Emanaia.
+
+Erosabel.
+
+Everilda.
+
+Ezi.
+
+Fazenti.
+
+Femi.
+
+Fernet.
+
+Fianci.
+
+Fili.
+
+Florentia.
+
+Fluenzi.
+
+Froniga.
+
+Genti.
+
+Glorina.
+
+Graveleni.
+
+Idadê.
+
+Inji.
+
+Jeta.
+
+Jōni.
+
+Kadilia.
+
+Kerlenda.
+
+Kiomi.
+
+Kodi.
+
+Kraisini.
+
+Laini.
+
+Lavaina.
+
+Leanabel.
+
+Lenda.
+
+Leondra.
+
+Levaithen.
+
+Lidi.
+
+Linji.
+
+Liti.
+
+Lurina.
+
+Lusana.
+
+Lwaiden.
+
+Madona.
+
+Maiburi.
+
+Maireni.
+
+Mandra.
+
+Marbeleni.
+
+Melvinia.
+
+Memberensi.
+
+Mezi.
+
+Million.
+
+Mino.
+
+Mireli.
+
+Miselda.
+
+Mitoreni.
+
+Mizereti.
+
+Modiwench.
+
+Morjiana.
+
+Nareli.
+
+Olovina.
+
+Omi.
+
+Oshina.
+
+Paizeni.
+
+Paizi.
+
+Pamela.
+
+Penhela.
+
+Perpagelion.
+
+Piki.
+
+Plenti.
+
+Polovine.
+
+Pomona.
+
+Queenation.
+
+Reni.
+
+Repentance.
+
+Repriona.
+
+Richenda.
+
+Rodi.
+
+Romania.
+
+Saibarini.
+
+Saiera.
+
+Saifi.
+
+Saiforela.
+
+Saiki.
+
+Sanspirela.
+
+Savaina.
+
+Sedinia.
+
+Seluna.
+
+Seni.
+
+Separi.
+
+Shorensi.
+
+Shuri.
+
+Sibela.
+
+Siberensi.
+
+Sibereti.
+
+Sinaminta.
+
+Sinfai.
+
+Spidi.
+
+Stari.
+
+Suti.
+
+Taishan.
+
+Telaitha.
+
+Tiena.
+
+Traienti.
+
+Treci.
+
+Treli.
+
+Trenit.
+
+Vashti.
+
+Wadi.
+
+Waini.
+
+Wasti.
+
+Wenti.
+
+Weson.
+
+Whipni.
+
+Widens.
+
+Wigi.
+
+Wuzi.
+
+Yunakrai.
+
+Zebra.
+
+Zina.
+
+Zuba.
+
+
+
+
+INDEX
+
+
+Arnold, Matthew, _The Scholar-Gipsy_, 123.
+
+Articles enclosed in coffin, 243.
+
+Aryan languages of India and the Gypsy language, 73–74.
+
+Australia, Gypsies in, 167–168.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+Baring-Gould, S., _Book of Folk-Lore_, 22.
+
+Borrow, George, 27, 81, 197, 264; Dumpling Green (Borrow’s birthplace),
+197; _Lavengro_, 27, 28, 160, 197, 241; Borrow’s originals, 28–31, 158;
+_The Romany Rye_, 28–30, 143, 230, 232; _Romany_ (Gypsy) _Word-Book_,
+161, 165, 249; _The Zincali_, 81–83.
+
+Bottomless pool, a, 272.
+
+Brancepeth Castle, 33, 35.
+
+Bread crumbled to ward off evil, 53.
+
+Brewer, Dr., _Dictionary of Fable_, 126.
+
+Burning possessions of the departed, 243, 246.
+
+Byard’s Leap, a witch legend, 140–141.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+_Caian_, _The_ (quoted), 73–74.
+
+Calderari, the, 206.
+
+Charm, a Gypsy, 36.
+
+Childbirth tabu, 53.
+
+Coining words, 170.
+
+Creel (portable grinding-machine), 161.
+
+Creenies, 206.
+
+Crinks, 207.
+
+Crofton, H. T., on continental origin of certain Anglo-Romany Christian
+names, 54; _The Dialect of the English Gypsies_. See Smart.
+
+Crystal-gazing, 108, 223–225.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+Dancing booth, 177.
+
+_Dark Ages_, _The_, by “L.,” 246.
+
+Death-hawk, 245.
+
+Devil and nuts, 111.
+
+_Dialect of the English Gypsies_, _The_, by Dr. Bath Smart and H. T.
+Crofton, 76, 239.
+
+Dialects, modern Indian, 73.
+
+Dialogue between two Gypsies, 144–145.
+
+Diamond, Manful Heron’s, 190–191.
+
+_Didakais_ (half-breeds), 25, 77.
+
+Drinking-vessels of aliens avoided, 82.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+East Anglian Gypsy family, an, 104–117.
+
+Egyptian origin of the Gypsies, legend of, 74–75.
+
+Ermine Street (High Dyke), a Roman road, 134.
+
+Evil eye, 53, 129.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+Fairies, 15, 288.
+
+Fairs—Bala, 265; Brough Hill, 275; Horncastle, 229–237; Leicestershire
+Fair, a, 47; Lincoln, 257; Newark-on-Trent, 141–142; Peterborough,
+118–133; Seamer, 184–185; Stow Green, 68–70; West Stockwith, 89–98.
+
+Fasting, 111, 163.
+
+Fear of ghost, 243.
+
+Feeding a gibbeted man, 22.
+
+Ferdousi (quoted), 114.
+
+Fight between Gypsies, a, 69–70.
+
+Fighting song, a, 70.
+
+Flaming, Tinman, the, 28.
+
+Fortune-telling, 61, 107–108, 128.
+
+Fossdyke, a Roman canal, 16–17.
+
+Freckles and Gypsies, 102.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+Gamekeepers and Gypsies, 19, 63, 139, 286–287.
+
+Gentleman Gypsy, the. See Stables, Dr. Gordon.
+
+Ghosts, 66–67, 108–109, 183, 284.
+
+Gibberish, 78, 153.
+
+Gilliat-Smith, B., on the Gypsy language, 73–74.
+
+Glanvill, Joseph, _The Vanity of Dogmatizing_, 123–125.
+
+Gordon, Jean, prototype of Meg Merrilies, 28.
+
+Great North Road, the, 55, 57, 100, 104, 207.
+
+Groome, F. H., 91, 102, 129; _Gypsy Folk-Tales_, 257; _In Gipsy Tents_,
+85; letter (quoted), 126.
+
+Gypsy baptism, a, 52–53.
+
+„ benison, a, 46.
+
+„ bird (pied wagtail), 89, 285.
+
+,, blood, grades of, 77.
+
+„ burial lore, 240–246.
+
+„ carelessness about names, 131.
+
+,, cheerfulness, 34.
+
+Gypsy, Christian or “fore” names, 53–54, 299–302.
+
+„ church-going, 219.
+
+„ cookery, 277.
+
+„ Court, its characters, 18–27, 105, 176.
+
+„ crimes, 254–255.
+
+„ curse, 129.
+
+„ dreams, 109–110, 159.
+
+„ enchantress, a, 164–165.
+
+„ epitaphs, 150, 244.
+
+„ eye, the, 160–161.
+
+„ fetish, 145–146.
+
+„ fiddlers, 10–11, 29–30, 84, 86, 120, 195, 222, 266–267, 274–275.
+
+„ fighters, 3, 30, 69–70.
+
+„ graves, 150, 170, 238, 240.
+
+„ guiding-signs (_patrin_s), 95–96, 142–143.
+
+„ harpist, 85–86, 275.
+
+„ heroism, 30.
+
+„ hospitality, 49–51.
+
+„ incantation over sick person, 164–165.
+
+_Gypsy Jack_, a drama, 103.
+
+,, _Laddie_, the, a ballad, 171.
+
+Gypsy language, the, 73–74, 153.
+
+„ Lore Society (note), 254.
+
+„ love of extraordinary names, 54.
+
+„ love of a fire, 10.
+
+„ marriage, 176.
+
+,, mesmerism, 122–125.
+
+,, migrations, 157.
+
+,, moods, 7.
+
+,, morals, 255.
+
+,, name-changes, 244–245.
+
+,, origins, 72–76.
+
+„ pedigrees, 78–79, 167.
+
+,, pets, 142, 192–193.
+
+,, play-spirit, 91–94, 216.
+
+,, politeness, 3, 79.
+
+„ pride, 76, 156.
+
+,, queens, 71.
+
+,, reverence for the dead, 240.
+
+,, sense of beauty, 281.
+
+„ snuff-taking, 18, 196.
+
+,, soldier, a, 27.
+
+„ song, a, 84–85.
+
+„ surnames, 55–56.
+
+„ tent, construction of, 146.
+
+,, tinkers, 205–212.
+
+„ trial, a, 31.
+
+„ tricks, 121–123, 132, 236.
+
+„ unwillingness to impart names, 54–55.
+
+,, warning whistle, 7, 280.
+
+,, washing rules, 113–114.
+
+Gypsyries—Blackpool, 71–88; Derby, 157–165; Lincoln, 2–4; London, 162,
+198–201; Scarborough, 173–179.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+Half-breeds, 77, 181.
+
+Hangman’s Ditch, 2.
+
+Hedge-crawlers, 77, 156.
+
+Hedgehog, 26, 45, 49–50, 62, 67, 177–178, 257.
+
+“Helm” wind (at Brough Hill), 276.
+
+_Henry IV_. (Shakespeare), quoted, 207.
+
+High Dyke, or Ermine Street, 134–141.
+
+Hindi, 73.
+
+_Hokano Bawro_, a traditional swindle, 121–122.
+
+Holyhead Road, the, 262, 268.
+
+Horse of deceased Gypsy shot or sold, 243, 246.
+
+Horse-stealing, 132.
+
+Hoyland, _Historical Survey of the Gypsies_, 39.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+Irish vagrants, 157.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+Jack o’ Lantern, 147.
+
+Jewellery of deceased Gypsy dropped into river, 243.
+
+_Journal of the Gypsy Lore Society_, _The_, 164–165.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+King Edward the VII. (when Prince of Wales), 203.
+
+Kirk Yetholm, 115.
+
+Knapp, Dr. W. I., _The Life_, _Writings_, _and Correspondence of George
+Borrow_, 28.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+Legends and folk-tales—
+
+ Caspar, one of the Magi, a Gypsy, 75.
+
+ Ghost of the Haystack, the, 147–148.
+
+ Ghost of the Ford, the, 222.
+
+ Happy Boz’ll’s Tales, 257–261.
+
+ Nails at the Crucifixion, a legend, 75.
+
+ O’Neil’s Horse, 182.
+
+ Romanitshels hail from Egypt, a legend, 74–75.
+
+ Ruzlam Boz’ll’s Boy and the Fairies, 14–15.
+
+ Witch of Byard’s Leap, the, 140–141.
+
+ Wry-necked Fiddler, the, and the Devil, 225–227.
+
+ Zuba Lovell sells herself to the Devil, 112–113.
+
+Leland, Charles G., 54; _The English Gipsies and their Language_, 203;
+his discovery of Shelta (note), 208.
+
+Libation on Gypsy graves, 151, 240.
+
+Lincoln, Upper (described), 1–2.
+
+Lithuanian Gypsies, 75.
+
+Loan-words, 74.
+
+Lying tales, 86–87, 257–261.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+Mace, Jem, the pugilist, 195, 233.
+
+M‘Cormick, Provost, his _Tinkler Gypsies_ (quoted), 10.
+
+Macfie, R. A. Scott, lecture (quoted), 254–255; _System of Anglo-Romany
+Spelling for English Readers and British Printers_, 291–292.
+
+Magi, the, a Gypsy legend, 75.
+
+Merrilies, Meg, 28.
+
+Meyer, Kuno, on Shelta (note), 207.
+
+Miller, Thomas, _Gideon Giles the Roper_, 161.
+
+_Mokadi_ (unclean), 113–114.
+
+Mousehold Heath, 28, 80–81, 197.
+
+Moveable Dwellings Bill, the, 155.
+
+_Mulo-mas_ (note), 61, 62.
+
+Mumper’s Dingle, 31.
+
+Mumpers and Gypsies contrasted, 77.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+Name-changes, 192, 244–245.
+
+Newark ale, 221, 223.
+
+No Man’s Land, 178.
+
+Nomenclature, Gypsy, 299–302.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+Oakley (an artist), 163.
+
+Omens, 245, 285–286.
+
+Oppression of Gypsies, 20.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+_Pall Mall Budget_, the, 43.
+
+“Peelers,” 26.
+
+Petulengro Jasper (Ambrose Smith), 28, 30, 157, 197, 229, 241.
+
+Public Record Office, the, 247.
+
+_Puvin Graiaw_, the illegal pasturing of horses, 138.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+Recipe for youth, a, 278.
+
+Robin Hood’s Bay, Gypsies at, 178, 180–183.
+
+„ „ Hills, 149.
+
+Romany Language, its pronunciation, 291–292.
+
+„ Vocabulary, a, 292–298.
+
+Rudiger, 73.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+Sampson, Dr. John, on Shelta (note), 207–208.
+
+Sanskrit, 73–74.
+
+Scott, Sir Walter, 28; _Guy Mannering_, 28; Sheriff of Selkirkshire, 39,
+234.
+
+Scythe blades in Horncastle Church, 230–231.
+
+Self-sacrifice of a sweep, 249.
+
+Shelta (tinkers’ talk), its Celtic origin (note), 207–208; short
+vocabulary of, 212.
+
+Sims, G. R., _The Romany Rye_ (a drama), 103–104.
+
+Smart, Dr. Bath, and Crofton, H. T., _The Dialect of the English
+Gypsies_, 76, 239.
+
+Smith, George, of Coalville (philanthropist), 51, 155–156.
+
+Snail broth, 62.
+
+Snakes, 88, 285.
+
+Spanish Gypsies, 196.
+
+Spirits summoned by the spoken name, 54–55.
+
+Stables, Dr. Gordon, 149–150.
+
+Stone, J. Harris, _Caravanning and Camping Out_, 241.
+
+Stories—
+
+ Bishop Trollope’s Story of Dunston Pillar, 137–138.
+
+ Bobby Faa and the Shepherd’s Pie, 115–117.
+
+ Dunnock (steer), a Tale about, 12–13.
+
+ Eliza Gray’s Tale of a Ghost, 108–109.
+
+ “Finding” a Horse, 132–133.
+
+ Poaching Policeman, a, 63.
+
+ The Bough Licence, 232–233.
+
+ The Donkey that knew Something, 287–288.
+
+ The Gypsy’s Surprise, 37–38.
+
+ Tyso Boswell and the Buried Treasure, 190.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+Tabu, childbirth, 53.
+
+„ on food and drink of the dead, 39–40, 243.
+
+„ on names of the dead, 244–245.
+
+Tales. See Legends, Lying Tales, Stories, Transportation.
+
+Temple, Sir Richard, on Gypsy Christian names, 54.
+
+Theatre, Harrison’s, 103.
+
+Thompson, T. W., on Gypsy burial, 241.
+
+_Times_, the, 103–104.
+
+Tinkers, 205–212, 249.
+
+Tinkers’ talk. See Shelta.
+
+Tinklers, 10, 207.
+
+Transportation of Gypsies, 247–254.
+
+,, tales, 247–254.
+
+Trollope, Bishop E., 137.
+
+Turning garments of dead inside out, 242–243.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+Victoria, Queen, _More Leaves from the Journal of a Life in the
+Highlands_ (quoted), 29.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+Watching the corpse, 242.
+
+„ the grave, 243–244.
+
+Wayside burial, 240–242.
+
+Welsh Gypsies, 262–269.
+
+White, Gilbert, of Selborne, 55.
+
+Wine buried, 114.
+
+Wise man, a, 283.
+
+,, woman, a, 223.
+
+Wishing a wish, 129.
+
+Witches, 188, 240, 282–283.
+
+Wood, Abraham, 265–266.
+
+
+
+
+Footnotes
+
+
+{28} _The Life_, _Writings_, _and Correspondence of George Borrow_, by
+Prof. Wm. I. Knapp. London, 1899.
+
+{53} See list of masculine and feminine names, pp. 299–302.
+
+{61} _Mulo-mas_, the flesh of an animal which has died without the aid
+of a butcher. “Isn’t what the _diri Duvel_ (God) kills as good as
+anything killed by a _masengro_?” (butcher).
+
+{73} “Gypsies,” by B. Gilliat-Smith (_The Caian_, vol. xvi. No. 3).
+
+{207} “Shelta is a secret language of great antiquity . . . in Irish
+MSS. we have mentions and records of it under various names . . . though
+now confined to tinkers, its knowledge was once possessed by Irish poets
+and scholars, who, probably, were its original framers” (Professor Kuno
+Meyer).
+
+“The language of the tinkers is a dialect or jargon exclusively of Celtic
+origin, though, like one of their own stolen asses, it is so docked and
+disguised as to be scarcely recognizable. . . . A large number of Shelta
+words are formed by transposing the principal letters of the Gaelic word.
+This species of back-slang is, of course, purely phonetic, differing in
+this respect from the more artificial letter-reversing back-slang of
+costers and cabmen. . . . It is indeed strange that the existence of a
+tongue so ancient and widespread as Shelta should have remained entirely
+unsuspected until Mr. Leland, with whom the undivided honour of this
+discovery rests, first made it public in the pages of _Macmillan’s
+Magazine_” (Dr. John Sampson).
+
+{246} _The Dark Ages and Other Poems_. By L.
+
+{256} _Gypsy Folk-Tales_, by Francis Hindes Groome (London, 1899).
+
+{291} Taken from _A System of Anglo-Romani Spelling for English Readers
+and British Printers_, by R. A. Scott Macfie.
+
+
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