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- A NAVAL VENTURE
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-
-Title: A Naval Venture
- The War Story of an Armoured Cruiser
-Author: T. T. Jeans
-Release Date: June 13, 2014 [EBook #45960]
-Language: English
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-*** START OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK A NAVAL VENTURE ***
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-Produced by Al Haines.
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-
-[Illustration: "AIM LOW, SONNY! AIM LOW. YOU WILL SEE YOUR
-BULLET-SPLASHES"]
-
-
-
-
- A Naval Venture
-
- The War Story of an
- Armoured Cruiser
-
-
- BY
-
- FLEET-SURGEON T. T. JEANS, R.N.
-
- Author of "Gunboat and Gun-runner"
- "John Graham, Sub-Lieutenant, R.N."
- "Ford of H.M.S. Vigilant"
- &c.
-
-
-
- _Illustrated by Frank Gillett, R.I._
-
-
-
- BLACKIE AND SON LIMITED
- LONDON GLASGOW AND BOMBAY
- 1917
-
-
-
-
- *Preface*
-
-
-In this book I have endeavoured to write a gun-room tale which will give
-a general impression of the part played by the Royal Navy during the
-Dardanelles operations, and of gun-room life under these conditions.
-
-In writing it I have been greatly assisted by many shipmates--officers,
-petty officers, and men--who have been employed away from the ship, on
-various occasions, either on shore or in steamboats, tugs, or
-motor-lighters. From their accounts it has been possible to bring into
-the book descriptions of some interesting incidents and operations which
-did not come under my personal observation.
-
-My thanks are due, more especially, to Lieutenant H. A. D. Keate, R.N.,
-and to Lieutenant V. E. Kemball, R.N., of this ship, who have read
-laboriously through the manuscript as it progressed, corrected many
-errors of fact and detail, and suggested very many improvements to the
-story as a whole.
-
-T. T. JEANS,
-Fleet-Surgeon, R.N.
-
-H.M.S. _SWIFTSURE_,
- _27th April, 1916._
-
-
-
-
- *Contents*
-
-CHAP.
-
- I. The "*Achates*" goes to Sea
- II. The Gun-Room of the "*Achates*"
- III. Ordered to the Mediterranean
- IV. The Bombardment of Smyrna Forts
- V. The "*Achates*" is Shelled
- VI. A Night's Adventure
- VII. Off to the Dardanelles
- VIII. The Landing on Gallipoli
- IX. The "River Clyde"
- X. A Night Attack
- XI. The Beach Party
- XII. Off Cape Helles
- XIII. The Army comes to a Standstill
- XIV. Submarines Appear
- XV. A Peaceful Month
- XVI. A Glorious Picnic
- XVII. A "Cutting-out" Expedition
- XVIII. Bombarding at Suvla Bay
- XIX. The Army again comes to a Standstill
- XX. Hard Work at Mudros
- XXI. The Evacuation of Suvla Bay
- XXII. A Terrible Night
- XXIII. In "Dug-outs" at Cape Helles
- XXIV. The Evacuation of Cape Helles
- XXV. The "*Achates*" Returns to Malta
-
-
-
-
- *Illustrations*
-
-
-"'Aim low, sonny! Aim low! You will see your bullet-splashes'" . . .
-Frontispiece
-
-"The Gunnery Lieutenant now flew about, jumping from voice pipes to
-range-finder and back again"
-
-"The Lamp-post jumped up, seized the box, hoisted it on his shoulder,
-and disappeared ahead"
-
-"'Look! what an extraordinary ship!'"
-
-"Screened lanterns!"
-
-The Gun-room Court Martial on the China Doll
-
-Sketch Map of Gallipoli and the Dardanelles
-
-
-
-
- *A NAVAL VENTURE*
-
-
-
- *CHAPTER I*
-
- *The "*_*Achates*_*" goes to Sea*
-
-
-On one miserably wet and cheerless afternoon of February, 1915, the
-picket-boat of H.M.S. _Achates_ lay alongside the King's Stairs at
-Portsmouth Dockyard, whilst her crew, with their boat-hooks, kept her
-from bumping herself against the lowest steps. The rain trickled down
-their glistening oilskins, and dark, angry clouds sweeping up from
-behind Gosport Town on the opposite side of the harbour, and scudding
-overhead, one after the other, in endless battalions, made it certain
-that a south-westerly gale was raging in the Channel.
-
-At the top of the steps, with his back to the wind and rain, his feet
-wide apart, and his hands in his pockets, was the midshipman of the
-boat, in oilskin, sou'wester, and sea-boots. This was Mr. Vincent
-Orpen--commonly known as the Orphan--not very tall, but sturdy and
-broad-shouldered in his bulky oilskins. Between the brim of his
-dripping sou'wester and his turned-up collar showed a pair of very
-humorous eyes, a determined-looking nose and mouth, and a pair of large
-ears reddened by the cold and rain.
-
-He was waiting to take the Captain--Captain Donald Macfarlane--off to
-Spithead, where the _Achates_ lay, ready for sea, but this absent-minded
-officer had very probably forgotten the time or place where the boat was
-to meet him.
-
-Near by, taking shelter in the lee of the signalman's shelter-box, the
-marine postman and a massive, friendly dockyard policeman were standing
-with the rain dripping off them.
-
-Presently the midshipman splashed across to them and spoke to the
-postman.
-
-"The Captain did say King's Stairs; didn't he?"
-
-"King's Stairs at two o'clock, sir; I heard him myself; King's Stairs at
-two o'clock, and it's now past the half-hour. He was only a-going up to
-the Admiral's office, he said; just time for me to slip outside to the
-post office and back again, sir."
-
-Down below, in the picket-boat, Jarvis, the coxswain, an old, bearded
-petty officer--a Naval Reserve man--was grumbling to one of the crew:
-"The Cap'n can't never remember nothink--he'll forget hisself one o'
-these fine days."
-
-"This ain't a fine day," the young A.B.--Plunky Bill--answered cheekily.
-
-"Stow it! I'll give yer 'fine day' when we gets aboard: I knows it
-ain't. We'll get a fair dusting-down going out to Spithead, and a good
-many of you youngsters'll wish you'd never come to sea when we gets out
-in the Channel to-night."
-
-"I 'opes we ain't going back to the mine-bumping 'bizz' in the North
-Sea, a-waiting for to be terpadoed," Plunky Bill said presently,
-viciously shoving the picket-boat's dancing stern off the wall with his
-dripping boat-hook.
-
-"That's about our job," growled Jarvis. "Better blow up yer
-swimmin'-collar when you gets aboard, and tie it around yer bloomin'
-neck."
-
-"A precious lot of good they collars be--with sea-boots and oilskins on,
-and the water as cold as charity."
-
-"Nobody's askin' you to wear it. When you feels you wants to drown,
-quick, just 'and it over to me--I don't. Dare say you ain't got no one
-to miss yer; I 'ave--a missus and six kids," growled the coxswain.
-
-Just then the trap hatch of the stokehold flapped up, and out of the
-small square opening emerged the bare head of the stoker of the
-picket-boat--an old, grey-headed Naval Reserve man, who actually wore
-gold spectacles, the effect of which on his coal-begrimed face was very
-quaint. He looked round him in a patient, dignified manner, and sniffed
-at the wind and rain.
-
-There was a shout from the top of the steps, and Mr. Orpen, with his
-hands to his mouth, called down: "Keep out of the rain, Fletcher--don't
-be an ass!"
-
-The old man did not hear; but one of the boat's crew for'ard bawled out
-to him: "'Ere, close down yer blooming 'atch--chuck it, grandpa--shut
-yer face in--the Orphan's a-singing out to yer--'e's nuts on yer 'ealth,
-'e is." The old stoker, wiping his rain-spotted spectacles, meekly
-obeyed, pulled the hatch over his head, and disappeared from view.
-
-Then the postman, with his big, leather letter-bag, clattered down,
-splashing the puddles on the steps. "The Cap'n's coming at last," he
-said, and stowed himself away under the fore peak.
-
-Down came Mr. Orpen, jumped aboard, and took the steering-wheel. A
-moment later, and after him came the tall, gaunt figure of the Captain,
-the rain trickling off the gold oak-leaves on the peak of his cap,
-dripping off his long, thin nose and running down his yellowish-red
-moustache and pointed beard. His greatcoat was glistening with
-raindrops, and his trousers beneath it were soaked and sticking to his
-thin shins.
-
-"I forgot to bring my waterproof," he said. "I'm not late, am I?" and
-nodding cheerfully, he stepped into the boat.
-
-Mr. Orpen saluted. "Shall I carry on, sir?"
-
-The Captain nodded again; Jarvis shouted out orders; the boat's bows
-were shoved off, the engines thumped, and the picket-boat, starting on
-her stormy passage to Spithead, bumped the steps with her stern--the
-last time, had she known it, that she would ever touch England.
-
-The crew dived down below under the fore peak and shut the hatch on top
-of them, for they knew well what was coming. It came right enough.
-
-Directly the picket-boat left the shelter of the harbour mouth she began
-to reel and stagger as she steamed along Southsea beach, past the ends
-of the deserted piers, with the sea on her beam, washing over her and
-jostling her. Then she turned round the Spit Buoy, and head on to the
-wind and rain, plunged her way through the short seas, diving and
-lifting, throwing up clouds of spray which smacked loudly against the
-oilskins of the midshipman at the wheel and the coxswain hanging on by
-his side.
-
-As one wave came over the bows, rushed aft along the engine-room sides
-and swirled round their feet, and its spray, tossed up by the fo'c'sle
-gun-mounting and by the funnel, covered them from head to foot, Jarvis
-roared: "Better ease her a bit, sir."
-
-But the Orphan was enjoying himself hugely. He knew the old boat; he
-knew exactly what she could "stand", and he was not going to ease down
-until it was absolutely necessary, or until Captain Macfarlane made him;
-and the Captain was still sitting in the stern-sheets, tugging,
-absent-mindedly, at his pointed yellow beard, apparently having
-forgotten where he was, and that if only he went into the cabin he could
-keep dry.
-
-The picket-boat throbbed and trembled and shook herself, butted into a
-wave which seemed to bring her up "all standing", swept through it or
-over it, then charged into another; and as the battered remnants of the
-waves flung themselves in the Orphan's face and smacked loudly against
-his oilskins he only grinned, shook his head, and peered ahead from
-beneath the turned-down brim of his sou'wester.
-
-Jarvis, the coxswain, was not enjoying himself. He hated getting
-wet--that meant "a bout of rheumatics", and he had a "missus and six
-kids".
-
-Gradually the picket-boat fought her way out to the black-and-white
-chequered mass of the Spit Fort, until the four funnels and long, grey
-hull of the _Achates_ showed through the rain squalls beyond.
-
-A solitary steamboat, on her way ashore, came rushing towards them--a
-smother of foam, smoke, and spray; and as she staggered past, only a few
-yards away, with the following seas surging round her stern, Orpen waved
-a hand to the solitary figure in glistening oilskins at her wheel--a
-midshipman "pal" of his from another ship--who waved back cheerily and
-disappeared to leeward as a squall swept down between the two boats.
-
-"A nice little trip he'll have, off, sir--if he don't come back soon,"
-the coxswain shouted when the last wave's spray had run off the brim of
-his sou'wester and he'd caught his breath. "It's breezin' up every
-minute, sir!"
-
-Once past the Spit Fort, the picket-boat was in deeper water; the seas
-became longer, not so steep, and she took them more easily. Orpen
-needed only one hand now to keep her on her course, and in ten minutes
-he steered her under the stern of the _Achates_, and brought her
-alongside the starboard quarter.
-
-The Captain, dripping with water, jumped on the foot of the ladder as a
-wave swung the picket-boat's stern close to it. Half-way up the ladder
-a sudden humorous thought struck him, and, bending down, he called out:
-"You did not ease down all the time, did you, Mr. Orpen?"
-
-"No, sir," Orpen sang back, grinning with the happiness of everything.
-He didn't worry in the least--so long as the Captain didn't mind--that
-he had, by forcing his boat through the seas, wetted him to the skin,
-and kept him wet for the last twenty minutes.
-
-The officer of the watch shouted "Hook on!" and the picket-boat was
-hauled ahead under the main derrick, until the big hook dangling from
-the "purchase" swung above the boat. The crew made the bow and stern
-lines fast; Fletcher, the old stoker, drew himself up on deck and
-lowered the funnel, steam roared away from the "escape"; one seaman
-struggled with the ring of the boat's slings, holding it chest-high;
-another waited his opportunity, when a wave lifted the picket-boat, to
-seize the big hook hanging above him; the ring was slipped over it; the
-midshipman waved his hand and shouted; the slings tautened as the order
-"up purchase and topping lift" was given; a last wave lopped over the
-bows, and with a jerk she was hoisted clear of the water and quickly
-swung inboard.
-
-Up on the quarter-deck the Captain was talking to the Commander--a wiry
-little man with a weather-beaten face and a grim, hard mouth. "Same old
-job, sir?" he asked.
-
-The Captain nodded ruefully. "It's all the poor old _Achates_ is fit
-for."
-
-"You're pretty well soaked, sir. Rather a wet passage off?"
-
-"I forgot to go into the cabin," the Captain laughed.
-
-"We're ready for sea, sir. I shortened in, as you were rather late."
-
-"Was I?" the Captain's eyes twinkled. "Right you are! I'll be up again
-in a minute. I must get into dry things, or the Fleet Surgeon will be
-on my tracks"--and he disappeared below.
-
-In half an hour the _Achates_ was under way and steaming out into the
-Channel and the gale.
-
-This ended her week's "rest"--the second "rest" since the war broke out,
-six months before. Now she was off again to the North Sea, with its
-constant gales, its mine-fields, its enemy submarines, and the grim
-delight of frequent hurried coalings.
-
-It was not a very pleasing prospect.
-
-
-
-
- *CHAPTER II*
-
- *The Gun-room of the "Achates"*
-
-
-Having seen his picket-boat safely landed in her crutches on the booms,
-the Orphan dived down below to the gun-room to dry himself in front of
-the blazing stove there.
-
-The gun-room was a long, untidy place on the starboard side of the
-main-deck, just for'ard of the after 6-inch-gun casemate. A long table,
-covered with a red cloth, of the usual Service pattern, and rather more
-than usually torn and stained with grease, occupied most of the deck
-space, and was now laden with plates, cups and saucers, and, down the
-middle, in one gorgeous line, tins of jam, loaves of bread, fat pats of
-butter, and slabs of splendidly indigestible cake.
-
-Long benches, covered with leather cushions, were fixed each side of it,
-whilst a few chairs, in various stages of decay, were drawn up round the
-stove and the upset copper coal-box. The after bulkhead of this
-sumptuous abode was occupied by midshipmen's lockers--rows of them one
-above the other--and from the half-open locker doors peeped boots and
-books, woollen helmets, sweaters, and safety waistcoats.
-
-Along the foremost bulkhead was a corticine-covered sideboard with
-drawers for knives, forks, and spoons, cupboards for bottles, and a cosy
-gap for a barrel of beer. Above the sideboard, at either end of it,
-there were two little sliding-doors in the bulkhead, for the plates and
-food to be passed in from the pantry beyond, and for the dirty plates to
-be passed out. Between these two sliding-hatches, pictures of beautiful
-ladies taken from the last Christmas Number of the Sketch had been
-gummed on to the bare expanse of dirty-white paint, and gave an air of
-brightness and refinement to an otherwise somewhat depressing interior.
-
-The outer bulkhead--the outer side--the ship's side--had been
-white--once. Along it were five scuttles, at present closely screwed
-up, and the tail ends of waves occasionally swished angrily across them.
-In the spaces between these scuttles, war maps, most of them torn and
-ragged, had been pasted to the iron-work, and one or two pin-flags still
-managed to hold fast, though the vast array that had once fluttered
-across them had long since disappeared.
-
-At each end of the inner bulkhead was a door leading out into the
-"half-deck", and between them were more lockers, the roaring, smoking
-stove, its brass chimney, and the upset coal-box. Behind the brass
-chimney hung a tattered green-baize notice-board on which were pinned a
-few dusty long-forgotten gun-room orders; whilst from hooks above it
-hung a cheap alarum clock and five damaged wrist-watches, each in its
-strap, and each labelled with an official report of the "scrap" during
-which it had met its honourable fate.
-
-Newspapers and magazines littered untidily the corticine-covered deck; a
-gramophone box, a couple of greatcoats, and a green cricket bag lay
-piled in one corner near the lockers; some sextant boxes and two pairs
-of sea-boots filled another.
-
-Overhead, between the deck beams, wooden battens were fixed, and above
-them squeezed a motley assortment of greatcoats, golf-bags, cricket
-pads, and oilskins. Almost anywhere in the gun-room you could put up
-your hand without looking, and pull down an oilskin or a greatcoat,
-which, of course, was most convenient, unless you pulled down half a
-dozen golf-clubs on your head at the same time, when naturally the
-convenience was not so noticeable.
-
-When the Orphan came in, throwing his wet sou-wester and oilskin into
-the corner on top of the gramophone box, the only other gun-room officer
-there was the "China Doll"--the Assistant Clerk. Only just "caught" he
-was, a very youthful young gentleman of, so far, unblemished reputation,
-with a pink-and-white face, and a trick of opening and shutting his very
-big and very blue eyes so exactly like a doll that he had been
-christened "China Doll" directly he had joined the Honourable Mess.
-
-He was engaged busily toasting bread in front of the stove with the long
-gun-room toasting-fork, and this was probably his most important duty on
-board--the duty of making toast for seven-bell tea; the first piece for
-the Sub-lieutenant, the second for the senior snotty, and the third for
-that very senior officer--his very senior officer--the Clerk--Uncle
-Podger.
-
-He had just finished the first piece as the Orphan entered, and looked
-up, blinking his eyes excitedly.
-
-"What's the news, Orphan? Did the Captain tell you what we're going to
-do?"
-
-"Late again, China Doll; five minutes after seven bells, and only one
-piece of toast ready; you'll catch it when the others come along."
-
-In spite of his protests the Orphan grabbed that piece of toast,
-buttered it and began eating it, standing in front of the stove whilst
-the China Doll hurriedly began to toast another slice, between the
-Orphan's legs, and implored him for news of where the ship was going,
-and what she was to do. But the Orphan was much too busy eating to take
-any notice; and just as the first slice disappeared and he was licking
-his fingers, he heard a clattering of sea-boots down the ladder from the
-deck, and as four dripping snotties poured in, he seized the
-toasting-fork, pushed the China Doll on one side, and calmly finished
-toasting the second slice.
-
-These four new-comers were the "Pink Rat", "Bubbles", the "Hun", and
-Rawlins. The Pink Rat was the senior snotty--a small-sized youngster
-whom anyone could spot as the Pink Rat, because he had a thin, sharp,
-ferrety-looking face, very pink complexion, beady eyes, prominent teeth,
-and long mouse-coloured hair brushed straight back from his forehead and
-plastered down with grease. Bubbles was half as big again as the Pink
-Rat, with a fat, red, honest face, creased with continual chuckling, and
-a fat, red neck which always seemed to swell over his collars. He had
-something wrong with his nose, and couldn't breathe through it very
-well, so that when he was laughing--he generally was--he used to throw
-his head back, open his mouth to breathe, and make the most
-extraordinary bubbling noises. The Hun, the third to enter, looked a
-very gentle snotty, very refined and quiet--quiet, that is, compared
-with the others. He was not big or strong; but when he once was
-"roused" he would always join the weaker side in a "scrap", and then
-became so violently excited that whatever he gripped he gripped with all
-his might--like a wild cat. He had nearly choked Bubbles once; and the
-Pink Rat never forgot how, at another time, he had nearly pulled out a
-handful of his hair. He always apologized afterwards. Rawlins, whose
-proper name was Rawlinson--the last of these four--was a brawny youth
-with an odd hatchet-shaped head, quite as good-natured as Bubbles, and
-the least talkative member of the Honourable Mess. He was always
-willing to look out for a pal's "watch" or boat duty, in itself enough
-to make anyone very popular.
-
-The Pink Rat, Bubbles, and Rawlins, seeing no toast waiting for them,
-dashed at the China Doll, charged him into a corner, threw their wet
-oilskins over him, and fell in a heap on top.
-
-"Toast must be ready!" they yelled as they allowed him to get up.
-
-"I can't make it fast enough when the Orphan's here, alone; look at
-him--that's his second."
-
-The Orphan had just taken a huge bite out of the new piece; with a rush
-they threw themselves on him; in the melee of feet, legs, and chairs the
-China Doll captured the toasting-fork, stuck another bit of bread on it,
-and crouched in front of the fire again.
-
-The general scramble was terminated by the noise of the pantry hatch
-sliding back, and an enormous, purple-faced marine servant, in his
-shirt-sleeves, pushed in a big teapot.
-
-"Come along, Barnes, cut us some more bread; open a tin of 'sharks';
-where've you put my biscuits?" they called at him.
-
-By this time the third piece of toast was done to a turn; and the Pink
-Rat, in the absence of the Sub, on watch, was just going to claim it,
-when in came Uncle Podger--the Clerk--a broad-shouldered, squat youth,
-with a breezy, cheery countenance, and ruffled hair, who had been
-promoted to the exalted rank of Clerk exactly three weeks before, and
-had, therefore, been just a year and three weeks in the Service.
-
-His arrival was greeted with shouts of "Uncle Podger, your minion is
-slack again at the toast business. The China Doll must be beaten."
-
-The Assistant Clerk dodged the Pink Rat and wriggled free, squealing out
-that this piece was for the Sub.
-
-"He'll beat me if it isn't ready. He'll be down from the bridge in a
-minute," he laughed, and took shelter behind his superior officer,
-explaining that "he'd done one for the Sub, and the Orphan ate that;
-another for the Pink Rat, and the Orphan had eaten that too; the Sub
-must have this, mustn't he?"
-
-"Then this is the third," Uncle Podger said with mock gravity. "You
-were wrong, my young subordinate, very wrong indeed, to give away those
-other pieces; this one is mine." He gently removed the beautifully
-browned bread from the prongs of the fork.
-
-"Yes--sir," said the China Doll, dropping his eyelids and pretending to
-be very humble.
-
-"By the King's Regulations and Gun-room Instructions, there can be no
-doubt about it, can there?"
-
-"No--sir; no possible doubt whatever--no possible, probable, possible
-doubt whatever."
-
-The Clerk, glaring majestically at his subordinate officer's
-familiarity, promptly proceeded to butter and then to eat the slice;
-whilst the others, crowding round the stove with bits of bread on the
-ends of knives, tried their best to toast them.
-
-Then the Sub did come in--a man of medium height, shoulders broader than
-Uncle Podger's, a complexion tanned by exposure to the wind and rain,
-black hair over a broad forehead, thick black eyebrows over deep-set
-grey eyes which had a knack of looking through and through anyone he
-spoke to, a thin Roman nose with a bridge that generally had a bit of
-the skin off (the remains of his last "scrap"), firm upper lip, a
-tremendous lower jaw, and a neck like a bull. He came in with his
-swaggering gait and aggressive shoulders, unbuttoning his dripping
-oilskin and roaring loudly.
-
-"What ho! without! bring hither the toasted crumpet, the congealed juice
-of the cow, and we will toy with them anon! Varlets, disrobe me, for I
-am weary with much watching."
-
-"Hast a savoury dish prepared for me, you pen-driving incubus, you blot
-on the landscape?" he roared again at the China Doll, who stood with
-eyes opening and shutting and mouth wide open, watching two of the
-snotties hauling off the Sub's oilskin.
-
-"Where's my toast?" he roared ferociously.
-
-"Here, sir," and the Assistant Clerk patted the Orphan's stomach, and
-fled for safety to the ship's office, where he knew he would be safe
-from instant death, because the Fleet Paymaster, though he would "scrap"
-with anyone, at any time, anywhere else, would not allow any skylarking
-there; nor would the stern Chief Writer, whose sanctum it was; and they
-had to keep friends with the Chief Writer, or never a pen-nib or a piece
-of blotting-paper would they get when they ran short of these things.
-
-Two more snotties came into the gun-room after the China Doll had
-escaped.
-
-These were the "Lamp-post" and the "Pimple", the tallest and the
-shortest in the Mess--the Pimple a little chap with a broad flat face,
-and a tiny red nose in the middle of it. He was the Navigator's
-"doggy", and that communicative and ingenious officer was always giving
-him the latest news--news which he, more often than not, invented
-himself. The joy of the Pimple's existence was to have some "news" to
-tell the others. He was a bully in a very small way, and extremely
-deferential to the Sub and the ward-room officers.
-
-The Lamp-post was a tall, stooping snotty with sloping shoulders; his
-clothes were always too small for him, and his long thin arms and legs
-were always in his own way and in that of everyone else. Set him down
-at a piano and he was marvellous; the joy of his life was to be asked to
-play the ward-room piano. He could play anything he had ever heard; and
-inside his aristocratic head were more brains than the rest of the
-snotties possessed between them, the only one who did not know that
-being himself.
-
-The whole of the Honourable Mess--with the exception of the escaped
-China Doll--being now assembled, seven-bell tea pursued its usual
-course--a cross between a picnic and a dog-fight--until the bugle
-sounded "man and arm ship", and there was a hurried scramble for
-oilskins and caps as all, except Uncle Podger, dashed away to their
-stations.
-
-The ship had now cleared the Isle of Wight and felt the force of the
-gale. She began to pitch and roll heavily as the heavy seas threw
-themselves against her starboard bow and rushed along her side.
-
-A minute or two after the "man and arm ship" bugle had sounded, the
-China Doll strolled jauntily in and started afresh with his afternoon
-tea.
-
-"When you, Mr. Assistant Clerk, have served as long as I have,"
-commenced Uncle Podger gravely, "you may perhaps learn to realize that
-cheeking your seniors is punishable by death, or such other punishment
-as is hereinafter mentioned."
-
-"Pass us the sugar, Podgy, there's a good chap," grinned that very
-insubordinate officer, as a lurch of the ship threw the sugar-basin into
-the Clerk's lap.
-
-"Man and arm ship" having passed off satisfactorily, the ship went to
-"night defence" stations, and the bugle sounded "darken ship".
-
-Barnes, the purple-faced marine servant, still in his shirt-sleeves,
-came in and solemnly closed down the dead-lights, screwing the steel
-plates over the glass scuttles, and then proceeded to clear away the
-debris of seven-bell tea.
-
-Most of the snotties now trooped down from the upper deck to warm
-themselves round the stove.
-
-
-
-
- *CHAPTER III*
-
- *Ordered to the Mediterranean*
-
-
-Up above, under the fore bridge, the Orphan, looking like an undersized
-elephant, with all his warm clothes under his oilskins, tramped from
-port to starboard, and back again round the conning-tower. The crews of
-his four 6-pounders were clustered round their guns, hunched up in all
-sorts of winter clothing. Many of them wore their duffel jackets with
-great gauntleted gloves drawn up over their sleeves, and had already
-pulled the hoods of their jackets over their heads, giving them the
-appearance of Eskimo or Arctic explorers; the others were in oilskins
-padded out with jerseys, jumpers, flannels, and thick vests.
-
-Once issue warm clothing to a bluejacket and never will he leave it off,
-whatever the temperature, unless he is made to do so.
-
-The chirpy little gunner's mate had reported "all correct, sir, guns
-cleared away, night-sight circuits switched on, sir, and four rounds a
-gun ready."
-
-The Orphan had reported himself to the officer of the watch, on the
-bridge above him, and now had nothing to do, for the best part of two
-hours, but walk up and down and keep warm.
-
-"They tells me that one of 'em submarines was nosing round these parts
-two days ago, sir," one of his petty officers said, as he stopped at one
-gun, looked through the telescope sight, and tested the electric
-circuit. "It ain't much weather for the poor murdering blighters."
-
-It was not. Darkness was rapidly closing in, and the gale howled
-angrily out of the west, driving masses of dark rain-clouds and a heavy
-sea before it.
-
-The _Achates_ dipped her fo'c'sle constantly, and when she lifted and
-shook herself, the spray shot up far above her bridge screens.
-
-The Orphan and his guns' crews on the wind'ard side would feel the ship
-quiver as a wave thudded against the casemate below them, and then had
-just time to duck their heads before millions of icy particles of spray
-soused viciously over them.
-
-Presently the Orphan took shelter in the lee of the conning-tower and
-leant moodily against it, thinking of the warmth and gaiety of the dance
-he had been at the night before, also of a certain little lady in white
-and blue.
-
-In peace time it is depressing enough to leave a cosy harbour, and face
-a wild winter's night in the Channel; but in war time the chance of
-blowing up on a mine and the risk of being torpedoed make the strain
-very considerable.
-
-For the first night and the first day or two, most people are inclined
-to be rather "jumpy"; though afterwards this feeling wears off quickly,
-and one leaves everything to "fate" and ceases to worry.
-
-Only a few days before, Germany had announced to the world the
-commencement of her submarine blockade of the English coast, so the
-Channel was probably already swarming with submarines; though even the
-Orphan, depressed and miserable as he was then, could not have imagined
-that these submarines had orders to sink merchant ships and mail
-steamers at sight and without warning, and that a civilized nation had
-sunk so low, nineteen hundred years after Christ was born into the
-world, as to plot the whole-sale murder of inoffensive women and
-children.
-
-But he was miserable enough without knowing that, and opening up his
-oilskin coat, practised blowing up his safety waistcoat. Then he
-wondered whether his guns' crews had their swimming-collars with
-them--as was ordered--and went from gun to gun, dodging the spray, to
-find out.
-
-It was quite dark now, the foc's'le and the turret below were invisible,
-and he had to grope his way along to find the guns' crews by hearing
-them talk or stumbling against them.
-
-One or two of the men had lost their collars; another had burst his
-trying how big he could blow it; others had left them down below in
-their kit-bags or lashed in their hammocks.
-
-Plunky Bill, the cheeky A.B. belonging to the picket-boat, was the only
-one who had his. The gunner's mate explained that "Plunky Bill 'ad a
-sweet'eart in Portsmouth what was fair gone on 'im, and 'ad made 'im
-promise to always wear 'is collar".
-
-Plunky Bill evidently thought he had a grievance, and growled out that
-"'E wasn't going to be bothered with young females, not 'im; a-making
-'im look so foolish-like".
-
-"Well, they ain't no use, nohow," the gunner's mate grunted, jerking a
-thumb towards the heavy sea.
-
-"Any news, sir?" the gunner's mate shouted, when he and the Orphan had
-regained the lee of the conning-tower, round which solid icy spray
-swished almost continuously. "The Ruskies are giving it to them
-Austrians in the neck, proper like, ain't they, sir?"
-
-"Didn't hear any," the miserable Orphan shouted back.
-
-"D'you know where we're off to?" the other asked.
-
-"North Sea again," the Orphan told him.
-
-The gunner's mate had no use for the North Sea--never wanted to see it
-again, and said so in blood-curdling language.
-
-"What about the Dardanelles, sir?" he asked a moment later. "That's the
-place I'd like to be in. There's a sight of old 'tubs' gone out there.
-Any news, sir?"
-
-But the Orphan had heard none, and climbed up on the bridge above to
-have a yarn with the midshipman of the watch--the Pimple.
-
-He was full of schemes for "ragging" the China Doll.
-
-"Patting your 'tummy', Orphan; that was cheek if you like! and the Sub
-didn't like it either."
-
-The Pimple was very deferential to the Sub--rather too much so; what the
-Sub did and what he said made up most of the Pimple's daily existence.
-"He'd like us to take it out of the China Doll, wouldn't he?"
-
-"Don't be an ass. Let the China Doll alone--it's too beastly wet and
-cold to bother about him. What about that cake you 'sharked' off the
-table?" So the Pimple, ever ready to ingratiate himself with anyone,
-produced a big wedge of gun-room cake out of his greatcoat pocket, and
-the two of them, crouching under the weather screens, munched away
-silently.
-
-It was so dark that they could not see the look-out man, who was holding
-the brim of his sou'wester over his eyes to shield him from the rain and
-the spray, and trying to pierce the blackness of the stormy night in
-front of him. Both snotties were startled by a sudden cry from him:
-"Something a-'ead, sir! on the starboard bow, sir!" Another look-out
-also spotted something; everyone tried to see it; the officer of the
-watch dashed to the end of the bridge and peered through his
-night-glasses; the gunner's mate, down below, could be heard shouting to
-the guns' crews to "close up"; the breeches of the guns snapped to as
-they were loaded; and the Orphan, stuffing the remnants of the cake in
-his pocket, scrambled down the ladder.
-
-"There it is, sir! There! there!--I can see it!' came excitedly out of
-the darkness. Everyone thought of submarines.
-
-"Just like one, sir!" a signalman bawled to the officer of the watch,
-who yelled to the Quartermaster "hard-a-port", and rushed into the
-wheel-house to see that he did it.
-
-At that moment a bobbing light began flickering out of the darkness
-ahead--a signal lamp.
-
-"It's the challenge, sir," the signalman shouted.
-
-"All right; reply; bring her on her course, Quartermaster. Starboard
-your helm, hard-a-starboard!" shouted the officer of the watch coolly;
-and as the _Achates'_ bows swung back again, she swerved past a long,
-black object down below in the water, with its twittering signal light
-tossed about like a spark from a chimney on a dark night, and by that
-faint light they could just see the outline of three funnels before the
-light was shut off and everything disappeared.
-
-It was only a patrolling destroyer. One could not see her rolling, or
-the seas breaking over her, but one could realize the horrible
-discomfort aboard her.
-
-"Poor devils!--a rotten night to be out in--we nearly bumped into her,"
-thought the officer of the watch, jumping to the telephone bell from the
-Captain's cabin, which was ringing excitedly.
-
-"Nothing, sir; a patrol destroyer; had to alter course to clear her.
-No, sir, the wind is steady, sir."
-
-It was six o'clock now--four bells clanged below--the first dog-watch
-was finished, and presently the Pink Rat came up to relieve the Orphan.
-
-"Jolly slack on it!" grumbled the Orphan as he bumped into him and dived
-down below.
-
-The easiest way aft was along the mess deck--the upper deck was so
-dark--and as the Orphan passed through one of the stokers' messes he saw
-Fletcher, the old stoker of his picket-boat, sitting at a mess table,
-all alone, under an electric light, his face buried in his hands, and a
-Bible before him.
-
-"What's the matter, Fletcher? you look jolly mouldy," he said, stopping
-at the end of the table. "What's the matter? Bad news?"
-
-"Yes, sir," he said gently, standing up, one hand pushing his gold
-spectacles back on his nose, the other marking the place in the book.
-"A letter from my wife. Our last boy's been killed in France, sir.
-That's the third; he was a corporal, sir."
-
-His old, refined, tired face looked so abjectly miserable that the
-Orphan did not know what to say. "Come and get a drink. That'll buck
-you up," he stuttered.
-
-But Fletcher shook his head. "I'm an abstainer, sir; thank you very
-much." And the snotty, muttering "I'm sorry", went away along the rest
-of the noisy, crowded mess deck towards the gun-room.
-
-There was comparative quiet there. The Sub and Uncle Podger were
-sitting in front of the stove, reading.
-
-"You know old Fletcher--the stoker of my boat; he's frightfully
-miserable; he's sitting down in his mess looking awful; he's just heard
-that his last son's been killed; I wish we could do something for him.
-The letter must have come when I brought off the postman."
-
-"How about a drink?" asked the Sub, scratching his head. "I _am_
-sorry."
-
-"Who's that?" asked Uncle Podger; "that old chap with the gold specs?"
-
-The Orphan nodded.
-
-"Fancy having to stick it out--all the misery of it--in a mess deck,
-with hundreds of chaps cursing and joking all round you," the Sub said.
-"I don't see what we can do to help him."
-
-"You've got a cabin," Uncle Podger suggested. "Get him down in it; shut
-him in for an hour. What he wants most is to be alone."
-
-"Right oh!" said the Sub, springing to his feet. "I've got the first
-watch; he can stay there till 'pipe down';" and he sent Barnes, the
-purple-faced marine, to find Fletcher and tell him that the
-Sub-lieutenant wanted him at once in his cabin.
-
-The Sub, swinging his mighty shoulders, stalked down to his cabin, and
-presently there was a knock outside, and Fletcher peered in. "Yes,
-sir?"
-
-"I've just heard, Fletcher," the Sub said, holding out his hand. "We
-are all very sorry; you'd like to be by yourself for a while. Stay here
-till 'pipe down'; no one shall come near you."
-
-He pushed the old man down in the chair, drew the door across, and went
-into the gun-room.
-
-A few minutes later the Pimple, who had been to his chest, outside the
-Sub's cabin, came in.
-
-"Old Fletcher's blubbing like anything," he said. "I heard him."
-
-"Get out of it, you little beast!" roared out the Sub. "Get out of the
-gun-room till dinnertime. Who told you to go sneaking round?" and Uncle
-Podger got in a well-judged kick which deposited the miserable Pimple on
-the deck outside.
-
-The Orphan had the "middle" watch that night, so he turned into his
-hammock early, and was roughly shaken before it seemed to him that he
-had been to sleep a minute.
-
-"Still raining?" he grunted to the corporal of the watch who had called
-him, as he climbed out and hunted round for his clothes.
-
-"Raining and blowing 'orrible!"
-
-He groped his way for'ard, only half awake, stumbling on the unsteady
-slippery deck-plates, barking his shins against a coaming, and bumping
-into the rest of the watch as they came up from the lighted mess deck
-like blind men. He "took over" from the snotty of the first watch, and,
-as soon as his sleepy eyes had become accustomed to the darkness, began
-pacing up and down across the narrow deck.
-
-The gale still howled wildly through the fore shrouds, the wet signal
-halyards still flapped noisily against each other, and the rain still
-came driving under the bridge; but by this time the _Achates_ had
-altered course and was running up-Channel, so had the seas on her
-starboard quarter, and though she was rolling heavily no spray came over
-her. That was one thing to be thankful for, the Orphan thought, as he
-looked into the utter blackness ahead of him.
-
-Presently he leant against the conning-tower. But there was nothing for
-his eyes to rest on, and the screaming of the gale and the roaring of
-the rushing seas mingling together to make one continual, tumultuous
-clamour in his ears, lulled him nearly to sleep.
-
-He started--he thought he was dancing with the little lady in white and
-blue--grinned to himself, and went up on the bridge to have a yarn with
-Bubbles, who was now the midshipman of the watch; tracked him by his
-laugh and his snorting noise; doubled up he was, at some yarn the
-Navigating Lieutenant was telling him--he always laughed long before a
-yarn came to an end!
-
-"The ass jumped on to the top of the conning-tower--got an arm round the
-periscope tube, and began banging away at the periscope with a hammer!"
-the Navigator was shouting as the Orphan came up. (Bubbles threw his
-head back and roared.) "He'd only got in a few whacks when the old
-submarine began to dive; down went the conning-tower and the periscope,
-and the last that was seen of him was a hand and a hammer giving one
-last whack!"
-
-Bubbles choked and snorted with laughter.
-
-"What was it--a German submarine--was he drowned--did they catch the
-submarine?" the Orphan asked.
-
-"Yes, they did. It had been badly hit before. We swept for it, and
-found it three days later, and the brave ass was still clinging to the
-periscope tube with his feet twisted round the conning-tower rail."
-
-"Who was he?" gasped Bubbles when he could stop laughing.
-
-"No one in particular, only the deck hand of a trawler," the Navigator
-said, in his cynical way.
-
-Mr. Meredith, the officer of the watch, a tall, good-looking Naval
-Reserve lieutenant with a weather-beaten face, and rather bald-headed,
-came up. "It's five bells, you fellows. How about some cocoa? I've
-got a tin of gingerbreads."
-
-"That's the ticket, old chap!" the Navigator cried, and Bubbles was sent
-off to make the cocoa and bring it up to the chart-house.
-
-Ten minutes later, the cheery chart-house was filled with the fragrant
-odour of cocoa, the Navigator's charts had been rolled aside; two were
-sitting on the table, the other on the settee which was the Navigator's
-bed at sea, all with steaming cups of cocoa in their hands.
-
-"Where's the 'War Baby'? Go and fetch the War Baby," the Navigator
-shouted; so off Bubbles went, the light going out as the door slid back,
-and coming on again as it closed and "made" the electric circuit.
-
-Presently, in came the youngest-looking thing in soldiers anyone ever
-saw, with a face as pink and white as the China Doll's, and the first
-buds of a tiny moustache on his upper lip.
-
-"It's perfectly damnable outside," he piped in his girlish voice, as he
-seized a biscuit and a cup of cocoa.
-
-"Hullo!" sang out the Navigator, as they all heard a knock on a door
-beneath them; "there's someone banging at the Skipper's door." (The
-Captain, when at sea, slept in a tiny cabin immediately beneath the
-chart-house and above the shelter deck.)
-
-They heard the Captain's voice calling "Come in"; and the Navigator,
-seizing his glasses, and singing out that "the Captain would be up on
-the bridge in a jiffy--he always does if anyone wakes him," went out,
-followed by the others.
-
-In a minute the Captain came up, shouting for him.
-
-"Here I am, sir."
-
-He seized the Navigator by the arm excitedly--the Captain was seldom
-anything but calm--and drew him into the chart-house. "Read this," he
-said, snapping his jaws together and sticking out his little pointed
-beard, as the door was closed and the light glared out.
-
-The Navigator read: "_Achates_ is to proceed with dispatch to Malta,
-calling at Gibraltar for coal if necessary."
-
-"That means the Dardanelles, sir! Finish North Sea, sir?"
-
-Captain Macfarlane looked down at him with twinkling eyes and smiled
-happily.
-
-In five minutes' time the _Achates_ had ported her helm and was on her
-new course; the news had flown round the bridge, been bellowed down
-below to the guns' crews, and shouted down the voice-pipes to the
-engine-room.
-
-"We're off to Malta!--the Dardanelles!" and everyone who passed the good
-news added, "Finish North Sea. Thank God!"
-
-The sober, obsolete old _Achates_ seemed to know where she was bound.
-On her new course she once more faced the gale and the seas, diving and
-pitching, shaking and trembling, throwing the wild spray crashing
-against the weather screens, flying over the bridge and pattering
-against the funnels.
-
-What cared she, or anyone aboard her, however wildly the gale blew!
-
-
-
-
- *CHAPTER IV*
-
- *The Bombardment of Smyrna Forts*
-
-
-The _Achates_ arrived at Gibraltar on the fourth morning out from
-Spithead, and went alongside the South Mole to coal, just as the warm
-Mediterranean sun rose above the top of the grand old rock.
-
-The gun-room officers---everybody, in fact--were in the highest spirits.
-It was grand to have left behind the dreary, cold English winter, and it
-was grander still to be on the way to the Dardanelles. Best of all,
-they could now go to sea without worrying about submarines and mines.
-
-Two days from Gibraltar the daily wireless telegram from England told
-them that the forts at the entrance to the Dardanelles had been
-silenced, and that landing-parties were being sent ashore to demolish
-them.
-
-"Why couldn't they have waited? We shall be too late; we shall miss all
-the fun," they cried sadly, down in the gun-room; "just come in for the
-tail end of everything; they'll be up at Constantinople by the time we
-get there; what sickening rot!"
-
-"If you'd seen as much fighting as I have," Uncle Podger said
-solemnly--he'd only been a year in the Service, and seen
-none--"you'd----"
-
-But he wasn't allowed to finish. They shouted:
-
-"Dogs of war! Out, Accountant Branch!" and rolled him and the China
-Doll on the deck until Barnes banged the trap-door with the
-porridge-spoon to let them know that breakfast was ready.
-
-At Malta there was another hurried coaling.
-
-It was here they heard that the _Bacchante_, their chummy ship--a sister
-ship--the ship which had been next to them in the North Sea patrol--had
-already passed through Malta bound for the Dardanelles.
-
-It was, of course, the Pimple who heard this first, and who climbed down
-into a coal lighter alongside to tell the Sub. The Sub, black and
-grimy, grinned. "We'll get a chance to knock spots out of them at
-'soccer', somewhere or other," he said, joyfully rubbing some of the
-coal-dust on his sleeve over the Pimple's excited and fairly clean face.
-
-"I hope they haven't found out about the sea-gulls," the Pimple said;
-but the Sub hadn't any more time to talk to him.
-
-The sea-gull incident was rather a sore point with the _Bacchante_
-gun-room.
-
-That ship had not yet fired a gun; the _Achates_ had, and the
-_Bacchante_ snotties were jealous and didn't believe it. All they could
-find out was that their rival's after 9.2-inch gun had fired at a
-submarine early one morning.
-
-"What happened?" they would ask. "Did you hit it?"
-
-"Well, we didn't see it again," the _Achates_ gun-room would answer.
-"We must have hit it."
-
-They always forgot to mention that this submarine had turned out to be a
-dozen or more sea-gulls sitting close together; and they had told the
-story so often--of course leaving out the sea-gull part--that they very
-much hoped that their chummy ship would never get hold of the proper
-yarn. If once they knew, their legs would be pulled unmercifully.
-
-It would not have mattered so much if one of the Lieutenants or the
-Commander had made the mistake; but the worst of it was that the Sub had
-been on watch at the time, so the snotties, the China Doll, and Uncle
-Podger would have perjured themselves for ever, rather than give away
-the secret.
-
-At Malta a passenger came on board, a tortoise about eight inches long.
-Who brought him no one knew, but in a day or two old Fletcher the stoker
-had adopted him as his own. The old man loved to sit on the boat deck
-by the hour in the sun, with "Kaiser Bill"--as the men called the
-tortoise--and feed the ungainly wrinkled brute with bits of cabbage.
-
-Malta was left behind; the weather grew hot; white trousers were ordered
-to be worn, and were scarce--no one had expected to be sent to a warm
-climate--but those who had them shared with those who hadn't; the China
-Doll borrowed a pair, much too big for him, from Uncle Podger; those who
-had none, and would not borrow, wore their flannel trousers. Of course
-the Pink Rat turned out in beautifully creased white ducks and spotless
-shoes; the Pink Rat always carried about with him a very extensive
-wardrobe, though where he stowed it all, no one could imagine.
-
-But no one bothered about clothes. It was so glorious to be warm again,
-and to be on their way to "do" something and fire their guns.
-
-"At something better than sea-gulls!" said the Orphan, grinning with
-delight. "We'll have shells coming all round us; you'll get plenty of
-them, up in your old foretop, China Doll; you and your range-finder will
-be blown sky-high in no time. Won't that be fun?"
-
-The China Doll opened and shut his eyes, and simply trembled with
-excitement.
-
-"The China Doll has his legs blown off!" shouted the Pink Rat--the
-senior snotty. "First aid on the China Doll!"
-
-With a rush the snotties tumbled him on his back. "Lie still!" they
-yelled. "Stop kicking--your legs are blown off--you haven't got any!"
-
-"If I haven't got any, you won't feel me kicking!" the China Doll
-squeaked, lashing out with his feet.
-
-Whilst two ran for a bamboo stretcher, the others captured his legs and
-tied them together with handkerchiefs and table napkins, so tightly that
-the victim cried for mercy. The stretcher was brought; they lashed him
-in it; lashed his arms in, to prevent him grabbing at the furniture and
-shouting and yelling, ran him aft along the deck to lower him down into
-the Gunner's store-room, below the armoured deck, where the doctors set
-up their operating table at "Action" station.
-
-Fortunately for the China Doll the armoured hatch leading down to it was
-shut down and must not be opened.
-
-On the way back to the gun-room with him, they had to pass the Surgeon's
-cabin, where Doctor Crayshaw Gordon was sitting, busy censoring letters.
-Dr. Crayshaw Gordon, R.N.V.R.--in private life he had a big consulting
-practice in London--hearing the noise and seeing the stretcher, thought
-there had been an accident, so jumped out of his cabin. "Hello!" he
-sung out, in his funny chuckling way of talking--fixing his gold
-eyeglasses on his nose, opening his mouth wide, and pulling nervously at
-his little pointed tawny beard. "Hello! what's the matter?"
-
-"The China Doll, sir!" they shouted, dropping him on the deck. "Both
-legs blown off!--he can't kick you, sir, we've lashed him up too
-tightly."
-
-"It's very painful," the China Doll bleated, all the pink gone out of
-his face.
-
-Dr. Gordon went down on his knees and began to unlash him.
-
-"Rather too much--too much," he said in his agitated manner, when he
-found how tightly the handkerchiefs had been fastened, and cried out
-with alarm when the China Doll's head suddenly dropped back.
-
-"He's fainted, you silly fellows!"
-
-They unbuckled the straps and untied the handkerchiefs in double-quick
-time.
-
-"Put him on my bunk," Dr. Gordon told them; and, very frightened, they
-laid him there.
-
-The China Doll's eyes opened, and he looked round not knowing what had
-happened. "Don't play ass tricks; get out of it; leave him here!" Dr.
-Gordon ordered gently; and they trooped away, dragging the stretcher
-along after them--rather sobered for the moment--to get a lecture from
-the Sub and Uncle Podger when they crowded into the gun-room and told
-what had happened.
-
-In half an hour the China Doll was back again--none the worse, except
-that the pink had not all come back in his doll's face--rather pleased
-with himself than otherwise.
-
-That happened on a Wednesday afternoon. On the Thursday, orders came by
-wireless for the _Achates_ to rendezvous off the Gulf of Smyrna; and as
-dawn broke on Friday, the 5th March, she found herself half-way between
-the islands of Mytilene and Chios.
-
-No one knew what was going to happen except, perhaps, Captain
-Macfarlane. "And he's probably forgotten," the irrepressible Orphan
-said.
-
-This young gentleman was on watch with his guns, under the fore bridge,
-when the rendezvous was reached, and spotted some puffs of smoke rising
-above the horizon to the north'ard. Presently he saw through his
-glasses the masts of two battleships.
-
-"What are they?" he asked excitedly of one of his petty officers, who
-was training a gun in their direction and looking through the telescopic
-sight.
-
-"I know them, sir!" he cried. "The _Swiftsure_ and _Triumph_. Look at
-their cranes--boat cranes--amidships, sir; there can't be any mistaking
-them, sir."
-
-As the Orphan had never seen them before, he had to take his word for
-it.
-
-"Trawlers behind 'em, sir--half a dozen or more," the petty officer
-called out.
-
-In half an hour the very graceful outlines of these two battleships
-could be seen without glasses--easily distinguished from any other ship
-in the Navy by their hydraulic cranes for hoisting boats in and out.
-
-The Orphan looked at them with all the more interest, because he knew
-that they had just come from the Dardanelles, and he peered at them
-through his glasses to try and discover any shell-marks. They looked as
-if they had just come out of dockyard hands, and he felt disappointed.
-
-The trawlers followed, like ducklings out for a morning paddle with
-their father and mother. Very homely they looked.
-
-Signal hoists fluttered and were hauled down, and soon the three big
-ships, with the little trawlers clustered at a respectful distance, lay
-with engines stopped.
-
-The Captains of the battleships came across to the _Achates_, and an
-R.N.R. Lieutenant--in charge of the trawlers--bobbed alongside in a
-trawler's dinghy and scrambled on board. All three went below to the
-Captain's cabin.
-
-It was a perfect morning, the breeze a little chilly, the sea calm, and
-just beginning to catch the light of the sun as it rose behind the
-misty, grey mountains of Asia Minor.
-
-The two spotless gigs and the disreputable dinghy lay alongside, and
-their crews were soon busy answering questions, as the quarter-deck men
-left off their scrubbing decks and bawled down to know the news, and how
-things were going, and what was to be done here. "Have you been hit?"
-was the chief question.
-
-"We got an 8-inch in the quarter-deck," the _Swiftsure's_ boat's crew
-called up. "Knocked the ward-room about cruel;" and the _Triumphs_,
-jealous, told them: "It ain't nothin' compared to Kiao Chau--we got our
-foretop knocked out bombarding the forts there; a 12-inch shell what did
-that. It's not near so bad here as what it was out there."
-
-In the hubbub of voices the Commander, splashing out of the battery in
-his sea-boots, sent the men back to their holystones and squeegees.
-
-The Captains and the R.N.R. Lieutenant went back to their ships and
-trawlers, and then the three big ships commenced steaming in line ahead
-up the Gulf of Smyrna, the _Achates_ leading, the _Swiftsure_ astern of
-her, and the _Triumph_ astern of the _Swiftsure_. The little trawlers
-were left behind.
-
-By breakfast-time everyone in the gun-room knew that the forts of Smyrna
-were to be bombarded. The Navigator's "doggy"--the Pimple--came down
-bursting with this information. "The Navigator says we shall be in
-range just after dinner. I heard the Captain tell him they had a big
-fort there with 9- or 10-inch guns, and a mine-field in front of it--any
-amount of mines."
-
-"We shall get first smack at them, shan't we?" the others said, beaming.
-"Our Captain is the senior one, isn't he?" and they hurried through
-breakfast and clattered up on the quarter-deck to have a look at the
-land.
-
-By this time the ships were well inside the Gulf of Smyrna, steaming
-along its southern shore. Green olive-clad hills, rising from the
-sparkling, sunlit sea, sloped upwards until their sides, becoming
-barren, towered ragged into the cloudless sky. For two hours they
-steamed along, until, in front of them, the mountain barrier which
-circled the head of the Gulf, and sheltered the town of Smyrna itself,
-loomed ahead fourteen miles away.
-
-The three ships were quite close inshore now, and every officer and man
-who had no special duties was on deck looking ashore, yarning in the
-glorious warm sunshine, pointing out villages, eagerly scanning every
-projecting point of land, and wondering whether the Vali of Smyrna knew
-they were coming and was prepared.
-
-They were not long in doubt. The tall, aristocratic Major of Marines,
-soaked in Eastern lore by many years spent among Arabs and Sudanese,
-suddenly spotted a little pillar of grey smoke rising from the shore.
-He pointed it out, saying it was a signal, and was much chaffed by the
-other ward-room officers, until even they realized that he was right,
-when more curled up from projecting points of land as they steamed past.
-The news of their approach was being passed along to Smyrna.
-
-"Isn't it exciting? I do feel ripping, inside," the Orphan told the
-Lamp-post as they both watched the shore and the signals. "Isn't it an
-adventure? my hat!"
-
-"The Greek galleys and the Roman galleys came along just as we are
-coming," the learned Lamp-post said excitedly. "I bet the poor
-galley-slaves' backs were tired before they fetched up!"
-
-"It must have been beastly for them not to be able to see where they
-were going and not to take part in the fighting."
-
-"They didn't want to," the Lamp-post told him. "Let's come for'ard."
-
-So they went along the boat deck, and from there they soon were able to
-see a little square shape rising out of the water. It was the fort of
-Yeni Kali, which commanded the approach to the Bay of Smyrna and the
-town. It was jutting out on low-lying land from the southern shore of
-the bay, which here made a broad sweep along the foot of some very high
-hills.
-
-Up above, on the bridge, the Navigator was pointing out to the Pimple a
-buoy with a flag on it. "That marks the end of the mine-field. I'll
-bet anything they've forgotten to remove it, or haven't had time. You
-see that low ground to the right of it--all covered with bushes and
-things--they've got batteries somewhere there, and there are more of
-them half-way up the hills."
-
-The Pimple nervously followed the Navigator's finger as he pointed out
-the places, and expected every moment that a gun would open fire. He
-had felt very brave at breakfast when he talked about them, but he was
-not quite sure whether he was enjoying himself so much as he expected.
-
-The ships stopped engines whilst still out of range, and went to dinner
-at seven bells. An excited cheery dinner it was, and the mess deck
-hummed like a wasps' nest, the hoary old grandfathers among the men--and
-there were many of them--in as high spirits as anybody.
-
-Punctually at half-past twelve Captain Macfarlane went for'ard to the
-bridge, the ships commenced to go ahead, and the bugles blared out
-"Action stations"--the ordinary General Quarters bugle without the
-preliminary two "G" blasts, but what a difference when heard for the
-first time!
-
-The China Doll, clambering up the fore shrouds to his dizzy perch in the
-for'ard fire-control top, found his little heart thumping so much that
-he had to have a "stand easy" half-way up, gripping the ratlines and
-getting his breath.
-
-Captain Macfarlane--on the bridge--saw him stop, and guessed the reason.
-He had had much experience of shells coming his way--during the Boer
-War--and knew how he had hated them, so felt sorry for the youngster.
-
-"A lot depends on you, Mr. Stokes" (that was the China Doll's name), he
-called up to him encouragingly; and the China Doll was up the rigging
-like a redshank, tremendously proud and happy, clambered into the top,
-and began helping the seamen, already there, take the canvas cover off
-the range-finder and unlash the canvas screens.
-
-The Gunnery-Lieutenant climbed up after him, and snubbed him for asking
-foolish questions. "Were they going to fire? Who was going to fire?
-How do I know? You'll know soon enough. Just hang on to those
-voice-pipes and don't talk."
-
-So for some time the China Doll, humbled again, had nothing to do but
-look round him. Right ahead was the fort, standing square and bold at
-the end of the low-lying land. Three miles or so behind it, sloping up
-the mountains, were the white houses of Smyrna; over to the northern
-shore, to his left, long heaps lay dazzling in the sun--salt heaps these
-were; and on the right, the high hills with their concealed batteries.
-He looked behind at the two ships following astern, and down below at
-the _Achates_ beneath him, and wondered, if the mast were shot away,
-whether he would fall clear of her in the water or on top of the boats.
-The "top" where he was, looked so small from down below, but when he was
-actually in it, it seemed so big that he thought shells couldn't
-possibly miss it.
-
-He looked down at the bridge, and saw the Pimple shadowing the tall
-Navigator as he dodged from side to side of the bridge--they would both
-go into the conning-tower presently; he saw Mr. Meredith's bald head
-showing out of the turret on the fo'c'sle, and Rawlinson squeezed his
-head out too. For a moment he rather wished he could change places with
-them.
-
-But then the orders came up through the voice-pipes. The Captain wanted
-the range of the fort. The seaman at the range-finder fumbled about with
-the thumb-screws and sang out: "One--six--nine--five--o" (the o is
-sounded as a letter, not as a figure). These were yards. The China Doll
-shouted down his voice-pipe: "One--six--nine--five--o". Nothing more
-came up for a quarter of an hour; he noticed how the "top" shook with
-the vibration of the engines. Then he had to sing down his voice-pipe:
-"One--five--five--o--o"; another interval; the range came down:
-"One--four--one--o--o", and the Gunnery-Lieutenant began shouting orders
-through his voice-pipes about degrees of elevation and the kind of shell
-to be used.
-
-A bell tinkled close to him, and the red disk showed that the
-transmitting-room was calling him. Uncle Podger was there, he knew,
-sitting in the little padded room below the armoured deck and the
-water-line, with his head almost inside a huge voice-pipe shaped like
-the end of a gramophone, listening for orders, and waiting to pass them
-on to the various guns. And it was Uncle Podger's voice which came to
-him: "What's happening? Are we getting close in? It's beastly hot down
-here; aren't we going to fire soon?"
-
-Before he could answer, a long signal hoist nearly knocked off his cap,
-flicking against the side of the "top" as it went up to the mast-head.
-Down it came again; a corner of a yellow-and-red pendant caught in a
-voice-pipe; he released it, and saw the signalman haul the flags down,
-in a gaily coloured heap, on the bridge below him. When he looked
-astern again, the two ships were spreading out; the vibration of the
-"top" ceased. He knew that the engines had stopped, and presently all
-three ships lay in line, with their starboard broadsides turned towards
-the old fort.
-
-The Gunnery-Lieutenant now flew about, jumping from voice-pipes to
-range-finder and back again, reporting to the Captain. "Aye, aye, sir!"
-he shouted, and then called down, "Fore turret!--fore turret! try a
-ranging shot--common shell--one--four--o--five--o, at the left edge of
-the fort. Fire when you are ready!"
-
-[Illustration: "THE GUNNERY LIEUTENANT NOW FLEW ABOUT, JUMPING FROM
-VOICE PIPES TO RANGE-FINDER AND BACK AGAIN"]
-
-The China Doll felt funny thrills running up and down his backbone as he
-watched the fore turret move round, and the long chase of the 9.2-inch
-gun cock itself in the air. Mr. Meredith's bald head disappeared
-through the sighting hood. He heard the snap of the breech-block and
-the cheery sound of "Ready!" Mr. Meredith's head came out of his hood
-as he gazed at the distant fort through his glasses. He heard the word
-"Fire!" and at the same moment the fighting-top swayed as if a squall
-had struck the mast, a great cloud of yellowish smoke blotted out the
-foc's'le, and the _Achates_ had fired a gun for the second time in the
-war--on this occasion not at sea-gulls!
-
-In a few seconds a column of water leapt into the air behind the
-fort--the shell had fallen in the bay beyond. The Gunnery-Lieutenant
-roared down: "One--three--eight--five--o; fire as soon as you are
-ready!"
-
-Off went the gun again; another wait, and a black-reddish splash
-appeared on the face of the fort, and up shot a cloud of dirty smoke.
-"Hit, sir!"
-
-After that he was too busy to notice anything; he only remembered, later
-on, that the Turks had not fired back. More signals were hoisted; the
-_Swiftsure_ and _Triumph_ commenced firing, and in a very short space of
-time hits were being rapidly made on Yeni Kali fort.
-
-Then the after turret of the _Achates_ opened fire, and with her second
-round landed a lyddite shell square on one corner of the fort--brick
-dust and masonry going sky-high.
-
-The Turks did not return the fire.
-
-When, eventually, the bugle sounded the "secure", the China Doll could
-hardly believe that he had been there for two and a half hours, and at
-the order to "pack up" he climbed down below, and ran to the gun-room,
-where Barnes, the big marine, in his shirt-sleeves, was already laying
-the table for afternoon tea.
-
-The snotties and Uncle Podger came trooping in, jabbering like magpies;
-the Pink Rat, who was in the after turret, and Rawlinson, who had the
-foremost one, each claiming that his own gun had made most hits. They
-both were getting angry--the Pink Rat cool and cynical, Rawlinson's
-temper getting the better of him.
-
-They seized the China Doll. "You saw; which gun did best?" but the
-Assistant Clerk was much too wily to take sides, and wriggled away.
-
-They pounced on the Pimple, who had been on the bridge all the time.
-He, flattered to have his opinion asked, thought that Rawlinson's gun
-had made more hits.
-
-"That rotten, worn-out pipe of a gun of yours," the Pink Rat sneered,
-"couldn't hit a haystack at a mile; yours were dropping short all the
-time!"
-
-"Yours may be the slightly better gun" (it was more modern), "but if you
-had anything to do with it, it wouldn't hit the Crystal Palace, a
-hundred yards away," Rawlinson snorted, getting red in the face. "Ours
-_didn't_ go short."
-
-"Contradiction is no argument," the Pink Rat said loftily; and
-Rawlinson, who was half as big again as the senior snotty (that was why
-the Pimple had backed him), would have given him a hiding, had not the
-Sub come in and stopped them.
-
-"What the dickens does it matter? We've given old Yeni Kali a fair
-'beano'; its own mother wouldn't know it. Hurry up with the tea booze;
-I've to go on watch; out, both of you, if you can't keep quiet!"
-
-Barnes brought in the big teapot, slices of bread and jam and butter
-disappeared marvellously as they all ate and gabbled. "Why didn't they
-shoot back?--the mean beggars--I expect we've knocked out all their
-guns," Rawlinson gurgled with his mouth full. "You didn't, anyway,"
-sneered the Pink Rat.
-
-"I wish we'd gone straight in--don't put your sleeve in my butter--I
-don't believe those mines would have gone off--wouldn't they?--a bally
-lot you know about mines--you pig, Pimple, you've taken half that tin of
-jam--the Captain knows all about them--that's what those trawlers are
-for--shove across the bread--they'll sweep a passage through them--why
-didn't they let us fire more of our 6-inch--your old guns, Orphan--they
-ain't as much good as a sick headache--look at that slice of cake the
-Pink Rat's cut--put the Pink Rat down for two slices, Barnes, and bring
-along the teapot."
-
-The Hun put his head in at the door. "Twenty-five minutes past four,
-sir."
-
-"All right! Curse it! I'm coming," and gulping down what was left of
-his tea, and grabbing his telescope and cap, the Sub went up to relieve
-the watch amidst a babel of "Hun! Hun! hold on a jiffy! You were on
-the bridge all the time; which 9.2 made the most hits? What did the
-Captain say?"
-
-"The after gun; that's what the Captain said," he told them, and went
-out again.
-
-"I told you so!" laughed the Pink Rat; and Rawlinson, crestfallen and
-angry, shouted "that he didn't believe it, and if it was true, that it
-was all due to the China Doll passing down the wrong ranges".
-
-The poor Assistant Clerk flushed with mortification, and squeaked out:
-"I know I didn't make any mistake--I just repeated the figures after the
-Gunnery-Lieutenant--they were right at my end of the voice-pipe."
-
-"Well, don't cry!" Rawlinson growled. "You've got such a silly
-voice--you can't help it--the figures must have come wrong at our end."
-
-They seized the luckless China Doll, stuck him on a bench at one end of
-the mess, twisted one of the long white table-cloths into a rope, and
-made him hold one end, whilst the Orphan held the other to his ear and
-pretended to listen.
-
-"Now pass the range," they laughed; "try one--five--nine--o--o."
-
-"One--five--nine--o--o," the China Doll called into the end of the
-table-cloth, not quite certain that he was enjoying himself.
-
-"One--four--seven--six--and a half," repeated the Orphan very solemnly.
-
-"There you are! China! try again!" and they made him give the order.
-"Train seventeen degrees on the port beam."
-
-The Orphan, thinking hard, shook his head and shouted back "Repeat!"
-
-"Train seventeen degrees on the port beam," the China Doll repeated.
-
-As solemn as a judge, the Orphan sang out, "Tame seven clean fleas in
-the cream;" and as the poor Assistant Clerk squeaked, "Don't be silly!"
-there were yells of "He called you silly, Orphan; you aren't going to
-stand that. Go for him, Orphan. We'll hold him; he shan't hurt you."
-But Uncle Podger told them all to stop fooling and smooth out the
-table-cloth. "We can't get things washed properly on board," he said.
-
-
-
-
- *CHAPTER V*
-
- *The "Achates" is Shelled*
-
-
-Next morning, the 6th March--a glorious sunny morning it was--the three
-ships and the trawlers again moved in towards battered Yeni Kali. The
-trawlers went ahead to sweep through the mine-field under the protection
-of the _Triumph_, whilst the _Achates_ and _Swiftsure_ followed astern.
-
-Breakfast was at seven o'clock--a hurried meal--and everyone bolted down
-his food in order to get on deck quickly and see the fun.
-
-"Rotten bad form of 'em not to fire at us yesterday," Uncle Podger
-remarked, emptying half the sugar basin on his porridge. "In all the
-wars I've been in, we've fired first, then the enemy fired back; we
-spotted their guns and knocked them out."
-
-"And landed for a picnic afterwards," suggested his neighbour, skilfully
-bagging the sugar basin.
-
-"Generally," replied the Clerk.
-
-"In the last war I was in," began the China Doll, "we generally asked
-the enemy to lunch. The Captain said that made them so happy."
-
-"If we're to have breakfast at this silly time," Bubbles chuckled, "I
-call it a rotten war."
-
-They heard shouts on deck. The half-deck sweeper put his head in to
-tell them that the Turks were firing, and they all stampeded on deck.
-
-Right ahead, the little trawlers could be seen, in pairs, close in to
-the old fort and the low-lying land to the right of it. Right on top of
-the mine-field they were, and spurts of water were splashing up, every
-other second, among them. Flashes twinkled out from the scrub on the
-low-lying ground, three, four, five at a time, and the splashes of their
-shells sprang up, one after the other, between the trawlers.
-
-Everyone held his breath and expected to see a trawler hit, directly.
-
-There was a shout of "The _Triumph's_ started!" A yellowish cloud shot
-out from her, then another; they shot out all along her broadside, and,
-right in among the scrub, where the Turkish guns had been firing, burst
-her 7.5 lyddite shells.
-
-Then splashes began falling close to the _Triumph_
-herself--short--short--far over her--right under her stern. "Hit under
-the fore bridge!" someone shouted. The "Action" bugle blared out in the
-_Achates_; officers and men rushed to their stations; and the last thing
-Uncle Podger and the Lamp-post saw was the trawlers turning round and
-scuttling back, followed by columns of water leaping up close to them.
-
-Uncle Podger, sedately excited, and the long, thin Lamp-post made their
-way along the mess deck, pushing through the crowds of men scurrying to
-and fro; guns' crews squeezing into the casemates and closing the
-armoured doors behind them; the stoker fire-parties bustling along with
-their hoses, and the lamp trimmers coming round and lighting the candle
-lanterns in case the electric light failed.
-
-To get to the "transmitting-room", which was their station, they had to
-go down the ammunition hoist of "B2" casemate--the for'ard one on the
-port side of the main deck,--and so many men of the ammunition supply
-parties had to go down it that there was a squash of men squeezing
-through the casemate door.
-
-"Early doors, sixpence extra," Uncle Podger grinned, as they waited
-whilst man after man climbed down the rope-ladder in the hoist. This
-hoist was simply a steel tube some fifteen feet long, big enough for a
-broad-shouldered man to crawl through, and the rope ladder dangled down
-inside it. When the bottom rung of the ladder was reached, there was a
-jump down of some five feet or so into the "fore cross passage"--a broad
-space, from side to side across the ship, under the dome of the armoured
-deck. The magazines were below this fore cross passage, and men
-standing in them handed up the six-inch cordite charges through open
-hatches.
-
-Into this space ran the ammunition passages, running aft along each side
-under the slope of the armoured deck, with the boiler-room bulkheads on
-the inner sides, and the bulkheads of the lower wing bunkers on the
-outer. When, as was now the case, the shells in their red canvas bags
-hung in rows along both these bulkheads, there was precious little room
-for two people to pass side by side.
-
-The ammunition hoists from all the 6-inch guns, farther aft, opened into
-these passages, and under each hoist an electric motor and winding drum
-was placed to run the charges and shells up to the casemate which it
-"fed". All these spaces and passages were very dimly lighted by
-electric lights and candle lanterns.
-
-As Uncle Podger and the Lamp-post crawled down the tube and dropped into
-the "fore cross passage", they were hustled by men dashing out of the
-ammunition passages, seizing charges and shells from the men standing in
-the magazine hatches, and dashing back again to their own hoists. These
-were the "powder-monkeys" of the old days, most of them, now, big
-bearded men; one, the biggest down there, a man nearly fifty years of
-age, had been earning five pounds a week, as a diver, before the
-outbreak of war brought him back to the Navy. And no one was more
-cheery than he, as he dashed backwards and forwards from his hoist to
-the magazine, laughing and joking, and wiping the sweat off his face.
-It was very warm down there, and the smell of sweating men soon made the
-air heavy.
-
-A bearded ship's corporal came down with the key of the
-transmitting-room, opened the thick padded wooden door in the bulkhead,
-and went in. The Fleet-Paymaster and the tall, depressed Fleet-Surgeon
-followed him down the tube. They scuttled out of the way of the
-trampling men.
-
-"A nice little place for you to work in, P.M.O.," chuckled the Pay as
-they wormed themselves into a corner.
-
-"Rats in a trap!" grunted the P.M.O., and drew in his feet and cursed as
-a seaman trod on them.
-
-The chief sick-berth steward and his assistants had already come down,
-but vainly looked for a place to stow their surgical dressings. They
-had to hang them from hooks in the bulkheads.
-
-Uncle Podger and the Lamp-post stood waiting for the Chaplain, the Rev.
-Horace Gibbons; and when they saw his shoes and scarlet socks dangling
-from the lower end of the ammunition hoist from "B2" casemate in a
-helpless, pathetic way, they dashed to his assistance; each seized a
-foot and guided it to safety on top of a convenient motor-hoist, and as
-the Padre let go the ladder and jumped feebly, they softened his fall.
-This was always their first job, for he hated that rope-ladder and that
-hoist with a deadly hatred, and, most of all, hated falling those last
-few feet, suddenly dropping, as it were, from heaven, and appearing in
-an undignified manner among all the men there.
-
-The Lamp-post and Uncle Podger dusted down the little pasty-faced Padre
-and put his hat on straight.
-
-"Thank you so much! I'm afraid I've broken my pipe in that hoist."
-
-"Hallo, Angel Gabriel!" grinned the Pay, as the three of them passed
-into the transmitting-room. "Paying a call in the infernal region?"
-
-As they shut the felted door they shut out all the noise.
-
-This transmitting-room was a tiny little place, perhaps fifteen feet
-long and five wide, with four camp-stools, and rows of telephones and
-brass indicator boxes with their little red and white figures showing
-through the slits in them. Voice-pipes, too, everywhere, and in one
-corner, over a camp-stool--Uncle Podger's camp-stool--projected an
-enormous brass voice-pipe with a gramophone-shaped end.
-
-Every instrument had its label above it: Conning-tower--After
-Turret--Starboard 6-inch--Y group--X group--scores of them; and in front
-of the Padre's camp-stool was a little table, like a school table, with
-paper lying on it and a pencil chained to it.
-
-"Nothing happened yet, sir," the ship's corporal sang out, as they
-closed the door and seated themselves on their camp-stools with their
-backs against the after bulkhead and the door.
-
-Uncle Podger, sitting with his head in his gramophone trumpet, could
-hear people talking in the conning-tower. "Signal to the _Swiftsure_ to
-stop engines"--that was Captain Macfarlane's clear, incisive voice; then
-the Navigator's infectious laugh, "The trawlers are safe, sir; out of
-range, sir. They've had the fright of their lives, sir."--"Port it is,
-sir," came the gruff voice of the quartermaster at the wheel. "Steady it
-is, sir."
-
-He rang up the fore-control top, where the China Doll was perched, and a
-bell at his side tinkled. "What's going on, China Doll?" he called into
-his loud-speaking navyphone, giving the mouthpiece a shake.
-
-"Stop that confounded ringing!" it bleated out, in the peculiar nasal
-tone these navyphones always have. That was the Gunnery-Lieutenant's
-irritated voice, so Uncle Podger kept silent.
-
-Then he heard, loud and clear through the trumpet mouth:
-"Transmitting-room! Transmitting-room! Tell the Major and Mr.
-Meiklejohn" (one of the Lieutenants) "that the port 6-inch will fire
-first."
-
-"Aye, aye, sir! Port guns will fire first."
-
-He passed on the message to the Lamp-post, and the Lamp-post, who was in
-charge of the port broadside gun instruments, commenced telephoning to
-the Major, aft, and Mr. Meiklejohn, up in B1 casemate, above them.
-
-Then more orders came down, rapidly, one after the other; ranges, worked
-from the foretop, ticked themselves off in the slits of the little brass
-boxes, were verified, and passed on to the port guns and the turrets.
-
-"Commence with common shell," sounded the trumpet mouth. Uncle Podger
-repeated it.
-
-"It's showing all right on my dial," the Lamp-post said, a little
-bothered with so many telephones asking him questions.
-
-"All right, Lampy. Don't lose your wool. Pass it on to the guns."
-
-"What range is showing?" called the trumpet.
-
-"One--two--nine--five--o." "One--two--nine--five--o."
-"One--two--nine--five--o," the Lamp-post, the Padre, and the ship's
-corporal told Uncle Podger.
-
-"One--two--nine--five--o," he spoke into his navyphone.
-
-"What range are the guns showing?" asked the trumpet. It was the
-Gunnery-Lieutenant, anxious to know, at the last moment, whether all the
-instruments were recording properly.
-
-This meant ringing up each gun, and took time. Presently all the replies
-were received.
-
-"Y3 shows One--two--nine--o--o, sir," Uncle Podger telephoned. "The
-others are correct."
-
-"Confound Y3!" he heard the Gunnery-Lieutenant say angrily.
-
-Then the figures in the slits in the brass boxes began to move--the
-"five" gave way to "o", the "nine" disappeared and "eight" took its
-place; the range was decreasing. The little labels bearing the types of
-shell to be used--armour-piercing, common, lyddite--revolved, and came
-to a standstill with "common" showing.
-
-All these changes down in the transmitting-room repeated themselves in
-similar instruments at the different guns, but to make doubly sure that
-they were correctly known there, the order "Common shell" was also
-passed by telephone. "Tell B1 to stand by to fire," bawled the big
-trumpet, and the Lamp-post calmly passed on the order.
-
-"Fire!" yelled the trumpet mouth. The Lamp-post pressed the key which
-rang the fire-gong in B1 casemate. There was a dull thud from above,
-and B1 had fired.
-
-Then orders came down one after the other; the whole battery began
-firing. The two turrets started, the fore-turret gun making the
-transmitting-room rattle, whilst the after 9.2 only made it wriggle.
-
-The Padre was busy jotting down times and ranges, the ship's corporal
-was helping the Lamp-post with his instruments, and Uncle Podger was
-taking in and passing orders to them all. They had no time to think of
-what was going on elsewhere.
-
-Outside, in the "fore cross passage", the noise of the for'ard guns, B1
-and B2, coming straight down their hoists was very loud. The breeze,
-too, blew the cordite smoke down the hoists when the breeches of the
-guns were opened to reload, and made the air and stench more
-disagreeable than ever. The ammunition supply parties were busy; empty
-red shell-bags were brought back and flung into the magazines; filled
-ones were handed up, and the men ran away with them.
-
-The Fleet-Surgeon and the Fleet-Paymaster flattened themselves out of
-the way.
-
-"Cheer up, P.M.O.! We'll all be dead soon," the Pay chuckled.
-
-"Indeed and we shall," snarled the P.M.O. "Listen to those beastly
-engines--they've been going ahead for the last hour--we'll be hitting
-the mines in a minute."
-
-"Well, we shan't know much about that, old chap; we're right on top of
-the magazines. You'd be an angel before you could say 'knife'."
-
-"Rats in a trap! Dry up!" growled the P.M.O. "Rats in a trap! That's
-what we are."
-
-"A-climbing up de golden stairs," hummed the Pay, pointing to the end of
-the rope-ladder dangling from the hoist above them. "Hullo! That's
-something new," the Paymaster broke in cheerfully, as there was a noise
-just behind them--on the outer side of the coal bunker--a different
-noise to any they had heard before.
-
-"Do you hear the coal jumping about?"
-
-"That's summat 'it the harmour," men shouted gleefully.
-
-"Two more!" Called out a gunner's mate as two more crashes came, a
-little farther aft, and the coal jumped and rattled behind the bulkhead.
-
-A cloud of black smoke poured down one of the hoists. "Black powder,"
-said the men, sniffing, as it drifted along the passage and made them
-cough. "A shell's burst somewhere."
-
-A man from B3 slid down the rope of his hoist, and sang out that one had
-just burst against the side of the gun port. "No one hurt," he added,
-with a little tinge of regret.
-
-A few seconds later a very cheery voice bawled down one of the starboard
-hoists to say that shells had come into the mess deck and burst there.
-
-The men were genuinely pleased that their old ship had at last been hit.
-
-"Anyone killed?" they shouted up.
-
-"Don't know yet. The whole blooming place is on fire; port side, half a
-dozen knocked out. Old Cooky got one in his leg. No one badly hurt."
-
-Rumours flew up and down these hoists. No one knew what had actually
-happened. A lot more smoke came down the hoists. The Fleet-Surgeon
-fidgeted lest he ought to go up, but he had to wait for orders, and stay
-there until he was sent for.
-
-"They're giving it 'em back, a fair treat," the men sang out, as the
-guns up above fired very rapidly and the whole ship shook.
-
-The engines had stopped their rumbling during this time, but now they
-started again. No more crashes came against the armoured side, the guns
-ceased firing, and presently a message came down: "The Captain wants the
-Fleet-Surgeon."
-
-"Now for it," growled the Fleet-Surgeon, and swung himself awkwardly up
-the dangling ladder through the hoist up into the casemate, and so out
-to the wrecked mess deck.
-
-Two shells--5.9-inch shells--had come in through the ship's side and
-made a terrible mess of things. The first one had burst in the stokers'
-mess deck, smashing mess tables and stools and setting fire to them.
-Flying fragments had wounded the chief cook, who, against all orders,
-was in the galley, and five men belonging to the "fire" and "repair"
-parties. The rest had dashed along with their hoses, and, whilst they
-were putting out this fire, the second shell had burst in the next mess
-aft on the other side of a bulkhead, and without fuss or worry they had
-dragged their hoses along and put this out too.
-
-Both messes were now ankle-deep in black water, the blackened and
-smashed wooden tables and benches lying higgledy-piggledy all over the
-deck; pipes and stanchions were torn and twisted; the iron cap and
-ditty-box racks hung down fantastically from the blackened beams and
-plates overhead, and the whole place was littered with the men's
-crockery smashed into the tiniest pieces.
-
-"I'll give you an hour and a half for the wounded, and then we're going
-in again," the Fleet-Surgeon was told, when he found the Captain and
-Commander wading about among the wreckage.
-
-Off went the Fleet-Surgeon to find his wounded; they had already been
-dragged into cosy corners and roughly bandaged.
-
-Dr. Gordon came along, from his station aft, to help him.
-
-By this time all the ships had withdrawn out of range. The "Secure" and
-the "Disperse" were sounded, and everyone hurriedly dashed down to see
-the damage and hunt for bits of shell.
-
-"And there's another on the boat deck," the Pimple, absolutely off his
-head with excitement, screamed to the Lamp-post and Uncle Podger as they
-came out of B2 casemate, up the hoist of which they had just climbed.
-
-He dragged them up to see the damage done, and even Uncle Podger went
-into raptures when he saw the beautiful hole in the wooden deck, and the
-fifty or more small holes which fragments of shell had made in the
-engine-room uptakes and in one of the funnels.
-
-"It doesn't matter if the _Bacchante_ does find out about the sea-gulls,
-now," he said, and gloated at the lovely sight.
-
-The Orphan came up, anxious lest any of the flying pieces had hit his
-beloved picket boat; Bubbles came along, chuckling and laughing, and
-they all craned their necks over the side to see the holes where two
-shells had come in, and where those that had struck the armour had
-knocked off the wood sheathing and the paint.
-
-"Come along or we'll miss lunch," Bubbles gurgled; and they romped aft,
-passing old Fletcher, the stoker, coming up, grimy and unwashed, from
-his watch below.
-
-"I've just brought 'Kaiser Bill' up for an airing, sir," he said, as the
-Orphan stopped to speak to him. "I took him down out of mischief," and
-he carefully placed the idiotic tortoise down on the iron plates, and
-tried to tempt him with a piece of cabbage leaf to put out his ugly
-head.
-
-Lunch in the gun-room was a very rowdy meal. If the Sub hadn't been
-pretty severe, precious little more crockery would have been left there
-than in those two stokers' mess decks.
-
-"Just fancy! Six times hit--no, eight times--I counted them--all right,
-eight times--so much the better--and six wounded. Fancy old Cooky being
-knocked out--jolly hard luck; he oughtn't to have been there. You
-should have been in B3 when the shell hit the gun port, it did make a
-noise. They did make a funny noise all round (this from the China
-Doll). I had my cap blown off--one went between my turret and the
-shelter deck (this from Rawlinson).
-
-"We're going back again," the Pimple, who had had to go back to the
-bridge and now came down, shouted. "I've just heard the Skipper tell
-the Navigator. Give me some soup, Barnes, quick--I say, you chaps,
-leave me a bit of pudding. We did get it hot. You should have been on
-the bridge."
-
-"Bet you were safe and sound in the conning-tower," the others cried.
-
-"I was only there part of the time. They kicked me out--it was too
-crowded. When that shell burst on the boat deck, bits came right over
-me. A bit hit a signal locker and dropped quite close to me. I've got
-it here," and the Pimple produced a bit of scrap iron out of his pocket
-and held it up.
-
-"That isn't a bit of shell," they laughed, as they handed it round;
-"it's a bit of a deck plate."
-
-"Well, it was jolly hot when I picked it up," said the Pimple, rather
-distressed. "I say, Barnes, do hurry up with some grub."
-
-"Oh, you chaps, did you hear?" and the Pimple brightened again. "That
-shell which hit the _Triumph_ killed a snotty."
-
-At first they thought, and rather hoped, he might be someone they knew;
-but the Pimple, who got all his news from the talkative Navigator, told
-them he was an R.N.R. midshipman, so they were a little disappointed,
-because they could not possibly have known him.
-
-That afternoon the ships again steamed in almost to the edge of the
-mine-field, and all of them opened a very heavy fire on the Turkish
-guns; but these were so widely dispersed, and so cleverly hidden in the
-scrub of the low-lying ground, that hitting them was a matter of pure
-luck.
-
-Two trawlers also made another plucky attempt to sweep through the
-mine-field, but had to retire when more guns fired at them--guns which
-it was impossible to locate from the ship.
-
-It was evidently hopeless to clear the mine-field during daylight, so
-ships and trawlers retired again.
-
-A small steamer--the _Aennie Rickmers_--(she had been captured from the
-Germans) met them outside. She carried some scouting hydroplanes, and as
-she turned out suitable to accommodate the wounded, these were sent
-across to her.
-
-On the Sunday and Monday the ships bombarded Yeni Kali and also a
-battery on a ridge, without doing much damage. The hydroplanes went up
-on both these days, and circled over the low ground where the batteries
-lay hidden, and also over the bay inside. No one in the _Achates_ had as
-yet seen air-craft reconnoitring an enemy position, so everybody came up
-to have a look when the first one left the water with its pilot and
-observer and commenced to climb higher and higher in huge spirals.
-
-When it had risen sufficiently high, it flew away towards Yeni Kali with
-its hydroplane floats beneath it, looking, for all the world, like a big
-bluebottle which had stuck its feet in something sticky and could not
-fly well for the weight of it.
-
-As they eagerly watched it, suddenly a puff-ball of white smoke showed
-against the blue sky--below it--then another nearer, two more a long way
-behind; field-guns were firing shrapnel at it.
-
-Not a soul on board had seen anything like this; everyone simply stood
-and held his breath, and watched the hydroplane and the white puff-balls
-following it.
-
-"Gosh! I'd like to be those chaps, young Orphan," the Sub roared. "My
-jumping Jimmy! There's excitement for you! Ten minutes of it worth a
-life-time. Eh, you jam-stuffing sybarite?"
-
-"Very pretty to watch, but give me dry land," Uncle Podger declared
-solemnly.
-
-The little Padre, sucking a big pipe, his face twitching with
-excitement, muttered "bother"--a fearful swear-word for him--and spat
-out the end of his mouthpiece. He had bitten it off in his agitation.
-
-The China Doll stood with his pink-and-white face gazing upwards, his
-mouth wide open, and his big eyes opening and shutting.
-
-"My jumping Jimmy! Life! Life! We're seeing life, my jumping Doll,"
-and the Sub lifted the Assistant Clerk off the deck and dropped him
-again.
-
-"Do you want to go back to the North Sea patrol--my young Blot on the
-Landscape?"
-
-"No, sir;" and the China Doll curtseyed disrespectfully, and bolted
-behind the stolid figure of Uncle Podger.
-
-"By the King's Regulations and Gun-room instructions, disrespect to
-superior officers is punishable by death or such other punishment as is
-hereinafter--" began the Clerk, but was interrupted by a shout of "Look!
-She's coming down now!"
-
-The hydroplane was coming back, the puff-balls had ceased, and with long
-spiral swoops she slid down on the water and spun along the surface to
-the _Aennie Rickmers_.
-
-"Old Yellow Beard wants you, sir," a young A.B.--it was Plunky
-Bill--interrupted, saluting the Sub.
-
-"What! Who?" roared the Sub, glaring at him.
-
-"Beg pardon, sir; I forgot myself, sir. I means the Captain, sir.
-Wants you in his cabin, he does."
-
-The Sub, with a glare which froze poor Plunky Bill, stalked aft.
-
-Some half-hour later, the half-deck sentry put his head into the
-gun-room: "The Sub-lootenant wants Mr. Orphan--in his cabin."
-
-That young gentleman had wagered that he could drink a bottle of soda
-water more quickly than Bubbles could, and happened to be employed in
-the process of deciding this. The first trial had resulted in a dead
-heat, but the second had ended rather disastrously for both; and though
-the others patted him on the back with any heavy, unsuitable article
-they could find, he had not quite recovered himself when he burst into
-the Sub's cabin.
-
-The Sub was excited again. When he was excited his eyes burnt like
-coals and his mouth was a slit, tightly shut--shut like a rat-trap.
-
-"Orphan! my jumping Orphan! we've got it--you and I and your rotten old
-picket-boat. Guess what we've got to do, my 'JJ.'! It's simply too
-grand!"
-
-He lighted his pipe. The cabin was already so full of smoke that the
-Orphan was coughing.
-
-"What is it?" he gasped--the soda water inside him still busy.
-
-"Have a cigarette?" the Sub said, shoving a box towards him.
-
-"I'm not eighteen yet!" the Orphan said, thinking that the Sub perhaps
-had forgotten and might beat him afterwards.
-
-"You'll have to be twenty-eight to-night, my jumping Son--thirty-eight;
-you've got the chance of a lifetime. Squat down on the wash-stand."
-
-"Jumping Moses!--you and I have to go in to-night and stick a light on a
-mark-buoy--a Turkish mark-buoy they've fixed in the wrong place, close
-inshore it is, under the old fort. What do you think of that?"
-
-"What mark-buoy?" asked the Orphan. "How ripping!"
-
-The Sub drew a few rough outlines on a piece of paper. "There's the
-fort, and that's the line of the low bit of land sweeping away to the
-right. It sticks out a bit farther along, and just off the 'stick out'
-place the mark-buoy should mark a shoal, but the Turks have shifted it
-farther in--just about there"--and he marked a cross on the paper--"to
-bother us. And we've got to find it to-night, and stick a red light on
-it. How's that for 'good'?"
-
-"They'll see us, won't they?" the Orphan said, catching his breath
-again, for he knew that at least three search-lights swept the approach
-and the minefield--a big one on Yeni Kali itself, "Glaring Gertrude",
-and two this side of the mine-field, from somewhere down by the water's
-edge--"Peeping Tom" and "Squinting Susan"; two much less powerful lights
-these were.
-
-"I bet they'll see us. If they don't before, they will after we've
-fixed up that red light. The trawlers are going to sweep through behind
-us, and that light's to guide 'em," and the Sub smote the table with his
-great clenched fist. "What price that for a good night's work? Better
-than boarding ships in the North Sea, eh?"
-
-"Right in under the fort we'll have to go?" asked the Orphan, his breath
-still rather short; "and right in under all those guns along the beach?"
-
-"Right in, my jumping Orphan! Rifle range! pistol range! biscuit range!
-The _Swiftsure's_ coming in to have a bang at "Peeping Tom" and his pal.
-My jumping O.! what a job!"
-
-"When d'we shove off?" asked the Orphan, his eyes blazing.
-
-"Seven o'clock--seven sharp. You bring the grub--shark sandwiches--and
-a couple bottles of beer. You're not rattled, my young Orphan?" he said,
-springing up and clutching the midshipman's shoulders.
-
-As a matter of fact the Orphan was rather taken aback, and though he did
-his best to look frightfully happy, it was not an absolute success.
-
-The Sub altered his voice. "Look here. Those confounded trawler
-fellows have done their job two days running, under heavy shell-fire,
-whilst we've been behind armour. It's time we showed them the
-way--understand? It's our turn to-night, yours and mine."
-
-"I'm all right," the Orphan said. "It was rather a startler, that's
-all. I'd been getting up a sing-song, and we were going to court
-martial the China Doll."
-
-"Warn your boat's crew," the Sub continued, perfectly satisfied and
-absolutely happy. "Tell 'em to take some grub."
-
-"How about old Fletcher?" the Orphan asked. "He's rather old for the
-job."
-
-"You know him best. Sound him. Off you go!"
-
-So Fletcher was sent for and told all that was going to happen.
-
-"If you'd rather a younger man----" the Orphan began, not knowing how to
-best say what he meant.
-
-"Me, sir! Don't leave me behind. I'm as strong as a horse," the old
-stoker broke in.
-
-"Right oh! The boat will be 'turned out' about six-thirty. Don't
-forget to bring some grub."
-
-"I won't, sir, thank you," and Fletcher went for'ard.
-
-"I don't think we'll court-martial the China Doll after all," the Orphan
-said when he went back to the gun-room.
-
-"Oh! Rather! What rot! Of course we will! Mustn't we, China Doll?"
-the others cried.
-
-"Well, I'm not going to be there, anyway. You'll have to find someone
-else for prisoner's friend."
-
-"What's up?" they asked. "Got the blight?"
-
-"Oh, I've got a bit of a job on this evening, you chaps!" And the
-Orphan did his best to look unconcerned, but they saw that he was
-bubbling over with excitement, and dragged the news out of him.
-
-"He might be captured, if they don't kill the poor little chap first,"
-Bubbles gurgled. "Fancy the Orphan being a prisoner," the others
-shouted. "Poor old Turks--hard luck on them--you'll have to wear a
-fez--and be able to smoke all day--a nubbly-bubbly--won't that be
-nice?--and have a dozen wives--and get sixpence a day to keep them"
-(this was from Uncle Podger).
-
-And when it was time for him to prepare the picket-boat, they called
-after him: "If you don't come back we'll finish your ginger nuts--oh,
-you pig, you're taking them with you--that's not playing the game--we'll
-write such a nice letter home--how we all loved you--with all our names
-to it--p'raps your daddy will send us a present--wouldn't a barrel of
-beer be nice--good-bye, Orphan, we'll never forget you--if he does send
-us one--not till it's finished."
-
-Then they settled down to revise the list of officials at the China
-Doll's coming court martial. Bubbles would have to do prisoner's
-friend, although he was not much good at it, because when he did think
-of something funny to say, he couldn't say it for laughing at what
-somebody else had just said.
-
-
-
-
- *CHAPTER VI*
-
- *A Night's Adventure*
-
-
-The Orphan went up on the "booms" and found Jarvis, the bearded
-coxswain, and Plunky Bill busy touching up with black paint any bits of
-brasswork on the picket-boat which might show in the searchlights. They
-had already done this once, and were making certain, by the aid of a
-lantern, that no shiny place had been missed.
-
-As he climbed into her he heard Plunky Bill say saucily: "'Ow about the
-missus and the six kids? Ain't you going to back out of this 'ere lark
-in the dark?"
-
-"'Ere, get on with yer black paint," growled Jarvis. "'Ow about yer
-sweet'earts--five of 'em as I knows on. You ain't going to get yerself
-killed, are you, and break five bleeding 'earts? Eh, young
-feller-my-lad?"
-
-They were so cheery that the Orphan lost that funny feeling in his
-inside that had been so uncomfortable. He climbed on board and went
-for'ard to have a yarn with old Fletcher, who was busy in the stokehold
-getting up steam.
-
-"No sparks out of the funnels to-night," he said, stooping down.
-
-"I'll take good care of that, sir," Fletcher answered.
-
-It was a very dark night, with a gentle breeze blowing in towards
-Smyrna, and as the Orphan straightened himself he saw the glare of the
-search-lights over the mine-field, and that unpleasant sensation in his
-stomach would come back. He tried to pretend it was only indigestion,
-but knew it wasn't.
-
-"Peeping Tom", the nearest, was flickering here, there, and everywhere,
-but it was a very poor light, and he didn't mind that one; "Squinting
-Susan" shone, twice as brightly as her brother, right across where the
-picket-boat must pass; occasionally she swept round to help him, as if
-she knew he wasn't of much use.
-
-Then right behind these two was that beastly "Glaring Gertrude"--a
-splendid light. She was lighting up the salt-heaps on the opposite
-shore most of the time; but when she did turn to have a look out
-seawards, her beam lighted up the _Achates_, although the ship was at
-least five miles away, making the men's faces quite plain to see, and
-outlining the masts and funnels and rigging in a most unpleasant manner.
-
-A signalman came along with the lantern and some "cod" line. "That will
-be strong enough, sir, to lash it to the buoy," and he held out the cod
-line in the dark for the Orphan to feel.
-
-Everything being ready, the picket-boat was lifted out of her crutches,
-dangled over the side of the ship, and lowered into the water. At seven
-o'clock she was alongside the darkened ship, and the Sub, in
-monkey-jacket, blue trousers, and sea boots, climbed down and gave the
-order to "shove off".
-
-"What ho! my Explorer of Mine-fields--my Lighter of Beacons--this beats
-the band!" the Sub shouted, as the picket-boat left the shadow of the
-ship's side, cleared her bow, and headed for the glare of the
-search-lights and the mine-field.
-
-Close to the _Achates_ lay two trawlers and the _Swiftsure's_
-picket-boat--the Orphan could just make out their obscure shadows.
-
-"They're going in to sweep," the Sub told him. "The _Swiftsure's_
-picket-boat is going to show them the way. My jumping Jimmy!" he
-roared, unable to suppress his boisterous excitement. "Isn't this a
-grand show?"
-
-The steamboat pushed her way along, and soon the dark mass of the
-_Triumph_ loomed up against the blackness of the high hills behind her.
-
-On she went towards where they knew the _Swiftsure_ herself was lying,
-and as the Orphan strained his eyes to pierce the darkness in towards
-the land to find her, a match was struck in the bows, and a splutter of
-tobacco sparks trailed down over the side. Jarvis shouted angrily: "Put
-out that pipe!"
-
-"No smoking, you fools!" barked the Sub to the men crouching in the
-bows; and Jarvis growled: "It's that 'ere Plunky Bill, 'e's a fair
-terror. 'E's been an' gone an' blacked 'Kaiser Bill'," he added after a
-pause. "'E said 'e was that shiny 'e'd give the show away. 'E's a
-comic, that Plunky Bill."
-
-"You haven't brought the tortoise?" the Orphan asked incredulously.
-
-"Grandpa 'as; 'e's got'im down in the stoke'old, the old 'umbug; 'e's
-fair wild with Plunky Bill; 'arf an 'our it took 'im to get the paint
-off 'im with a drop of turps and a sweat-rag."
-
-"Hullo! There's the _Swiftsure_, sir," and the Orphan saw her masts and
-funnels and cranes ahead of him lighted up for a moment by a quick flash
-from "Peeping Tom". Almost immediately a flame shot out from her
-side--a roar--and a shell burst with another splash of flame close to
-the shore end of that search-light.
-
-"Peeping Tom" disappeared at once.
-
-Then "Squinting Susan" twisted round to see what had fired at her little
-brother; waggle waggle went her beam trying to find the battleship.
-
-Bang! Flash! Another gun--another shell blazed up somewhere near her,
-and she too disappeared. "They've doused their glim for 'em," Jarvis
-grunted.
-
-"My jumping Jimmy! that's good work," the Sub muttered joyously.
-
-But in a second or two out shot "Peeping Tom" and hunted about
-nervously, to switch off again as another shell burst somewhere near
-him.
-
-As he switched off, "Sister Susan" switched on again, only to vanish as
-still another shell came along her way.
-
-"What a jest, my Galloping Orphan! We'll get past them both and not be
-seen."
-
-And so they did. "Peeping Tom's" beam flashed on them once, and they
-held their breath, but it swept astern and left them in darkness, and
-before it worked back the _Swiftsure's_ gun had blazed out, and it was
-switched off even before the shell burst.
-
-"Squinting Susan" was much too anxious to help her brother to find the
-_Swiftsure_, and didn't bother her head about anything else; her crew,
-too, had nerves--very badly.
-
-"We're past them both," the Sub said, chuckling quietly, shaking his
-huge fist at them, and guffawing loudly as he watched first one and then
-the other switching on and then switching off--out would shoot one light
-from shore--bang would go a gun--off switched the light--darkness--the
-other light would try--and disappear again. "Peeping Tom's" crew were
-even more flustered than "Squinting Susan's"; they hardly waited to be
-fired on before switching off.
-
-It was the funniest sight in the world.
-
-"Bet Bubbles is nearly choking himself," the Sub said, "and Uncle Podger
-making funny remarks."
-
-"They're 'court-martialling' the China Doll in the gun-room," the Orphan
-told him.
-
-"Oh, of course; I forgot that."
-
-The picket-boat was now steaming in darkness, made more intense by the
-glare, two miles ahead of her, of "Glaring Gertrude's" huge beam. This
-light, by a lucky chance that night, never seemed to leave the white
-salt-heaps on the opposite shore.
-
-"We're right on top of the mines now, sonny. Feeling gay?"
-
-"Ra--ther!" answered the Orphan, the uncomfortable feeling in his
-stomach entirely forgotten.
-
-"Worth a guinea a minute! My jumping Jimmy, it is!" the Sub kept saying
-to himself. "Starboard a little! That's the ticket. Keep her as you
-go. We're nearly past the mines now."
-
-Presently the Orphan could see a dark line to starboard--perhaps a
-thousand yards away--and knew that this was the low-lying ground which
-swept along to the right of Yeni Kali fort, the land from which the guns
-had fired on the trawlers last Saturday.
-
-If only "Glaring Gertrude" would stay where she was and amuse herself
-counting the salt-heaps all would be well. Once or twice she swept away
-from them, and the Orphan caught his breath lest she would swing right
-round on the picket-boat; but every time, just at the critical moment,
-back she would go to see if the salt-heaps were still there.
-
-The picket-boat throbbed along; hardly any smoke was coming out of her
-funnel, and only very seldom a spark; old Fletcher might be a humbug, as
-Jarvis said, but he _could_ stoke.
-
-Then the Sub pointed out, right ahead, the square dark shape of Yeni
-Kali itself, its upper edge--broken and jagged where shells had crumbled
-it--silhouetted against "Glaring Gertrude's" beam.
-
-"They're working it from somewhere in the fort itself," he said,
-speaking very quietly, "and the fort gives us a shadow. Splendid!"
-
-"We've come too far; port your helm and ease her a bit, Orphan. Get
-that lantern ready--stand by to light it," he told the signalman.
-
-The picket-boat turned in towards the darkness of the land, and moved
-through the black water with just a little rippling gurgle under her
-bows, whilst the crew, for'ard, strained their eyes to find the
-mark-buoy--the mark-buoy which the Turks had shifted.
-
-"We ought to see it--it's white," muttered the Sub impatiently, but
-their eyes were rather blinded by looking at "Glaring Gertrude", and
-they could not pick it up.
-
-The Sub kept his eyes shut for a minute, and then looked again.
-
-No result.
-
-The line of shore was very close now, and it was inconceivable that the
-Turkish look-outs at their guns, all along it, could not see the
-picket-boat. Round and round, first this way and then that, she
-steamed, hunting everywhere for that mark-buoy--without success.
-
-To seaward the _Swiftsure_, "Peeping Tom" and his sister were still
-keeping up their noisy game of "Peep Bo", I spot you!--Bang! No, you
-don't!
-
-But for that, and the gurgling under the bows, and the soft grating of
-the engines, there wasn't a sound. Not a sound came from the shore close
-to them, not even a dog barked.
-
-The Sub grew restless. He knew that the two trawlers and the
-_Swiftsure's_ picket-boat must already be sweeping through the
-mine-field and expecting to see the red light to guide them.
-
-He swore at the Turks, cursed himself, and above all he cursed "Glaring
-Gertrude" and the fort for making the darkness so pitch black round the
-picket-boat.
-
-He steered out towards the opposite shore until he almost ran into the
-big search-light's beam, swung her round, and made another "cast", but
-the blackness away from the glare and in the shadow of the fort was
-absolutely inky.
-
-No buoy could he find.
-
-He looked at the luminous face of his wrist watch. "It's getting on for
-eleven," he said bitterly. "The trawlers must have nearly finished."
-
-"There's a light, sir! Look, sir! To seaward!" a man called excitedly.
-
-"Keep quiet, you fool," growled Jarvis, "or you'll wake them Turks."
-
-They all looked back towards the mine-field, and saw a small white
-light--like a small star twinkling low down on the water--between them
-and the _Swiftsure_.
-
-"The trawlers have finished--that's the signal," the Sub swore angrily,
-"and we've not helped them. Go back to the ship, Orphan. Curse it
-all!"
-
-And then at last the Turks woke up. Flash! Bang! Flash! Bang! Guns
-began firing one after the other, and the Orphan ducked as he heard
-shells whistling through the darkness.
-
-He could have kicked himself for ducking, because the shells were not
-really coming his way, but bursting hundreds of yards beyond the little
-white light. It was that the Turks had seen, not the picket-boat. She
-had, however, to pass it on her way back.
-
-"Which side shall I pass the light?" he asked nervously.
-
-"Keep inside; they won't see us, and they won't hit us if they do--I
-almost wish they would," the Sub growled miserably. "Shove her along!"
-
-As the picket-boat increased speed and approached the light the noise of
-shells came much nearer. One especially seemed to be very close, and
-burst in the water not a hundred yards ahead.
-
-"Confound you! Keep your head still; you aren't a jumping marionette,"
-swore the Sub as the Orphan ducked again.
-
-"Sorry!" he stuttered. "I try, but I can't help it."
-
-"Shove her along! Open her out! Let her rip!" roared the Sub. He was
-more happy now that there was some danger.
-
-The picket-boat dashed through the water. She came abreast the white
-light, swinging from a pole on a buoy quite unconcernedly.
-
-"That marks the end of the channel they've swept," the Sub bellowed; but
-the Sub was much too interested in the shells which were humming and
-shrieking, right over the boat now, some of them bursting as they struck
-the sea, others falling in with a "flomp". Another moment and the white
-light was left behind, wriggling excitedly as the wash of the steamboat
-made the buoy dance. Another hundred yards and they were out of the
-line of fire.
-
-There was a sudden shout from the bows: "Something ahead, sir!" and out
-of the darkness came cries and shouts for help. They steered towards
-them, stopping engines, and found two men in an almost sinking dinghy--a
-trawler's dinghy--one of them trying to paddle with bits of bottom
-board.
-
-They hauled them in and left the boat behind.
-
-The men were numbed and half dazed. One, a signalman, had a cut on his
-head and was bleeding freely.
-
-"285's blown up, sir; we're the only ones left."
-
-Neither knew anything, except that there had been a great heave under
-their trawler and they'd found themselves in the water, swum about,
-found the dinghy, and got into her. One man had started feebly baling
-her out with his hands, whilst the other had ripped up one of her bottom
-boards and tried to paddle to the ships.
-
-"She was only a-goin' round in circles and a-drifting inshore," he said.
-
-They hadn't seen any more of the crew, but the Sub stopped engines and
-halloed into the darkness. No answer coming back, he returned to the
-_Achates_ at full speed. "Squinting Susan" and "Peeping Tom" had to be
-passed, but they and the _Swiftsure_ were still busy with their little
-game, and so no one bothered about them.
-
-Until the Sub brought the news, no one knew of the disaster to trawler
-No. 285--not even the second trawler, which had already returned. Some
-of the crew of the _Swiftsure's_ picket-boat had seen a sudden glare on
-the water---like a flash running along the surface--which they thought
-was a shell bursting. Nobody had heard any explosion.
-
-In case there were any more survivors, the _Swiftsure's_ picket-boat
-went back to search the mine-field, and luckily found the skipper of the
-trawler and two more men drifting about on wreckage. Even they could
-give no definite account of what happened. One thought he heard a
-noise; another that he'd seen a flash; they all remembered a great heave
-under them and finding themselves in the water.
-
-And so, in this sad way, the night's adventure ended; and the
-picket-boat having been hoisted in, the Orphan, very miserable,
-undressed and turned in to his hammock.
-
-The Sub was wretched. He had not found the mark-buoy, and had done
-nothing to help in any way, and he cursed himself for not searching the
-mine-field area thoroughly, and for leaving the trawler skipper and
-those two men.
-
-He wished someone would kick him very hard.
-
-
-Next forenoon the Orphan was busy in his picket-boat collecting the
-crews of the other trawlers--some men from each--and bringing them
-aboard the _Achates_. He also had to fetch from the _Aennie Rickmers_
-her captain--a positively enormous man--and the flying officers, one of
-whom was a jovial burly Frenchman with a red beard, very proud of being
-called "Ginger".
-
-On the quarter-deck, officers and men fell in, bare-headed, whilst the
-little pale-faced Padre read the burial service for those missing from
-the blown-up trawler.
-
-Nothing more happened that day, but on the Wednesday the wind rose, and
-by nightfall was blowing hard--a very black night it was--and at about
-two o'clock in the morning an explosion occurred under the bows of the
-_Aennie Rickmers_.
-
-She made signals of distress, and began to sink rapidly by the head.
-There had been rumours for some days that two Austrian submarines had
-escaped from the Adriatic; it might be a torpedo from one of them, or
-perhaps from some Turkish torpedo-boat. Some suggested floating mines;
-others that an explosion had occurred inside the _Aennie Rickmers_
-herself. No one knew exactly what had happened. All that anyone did
-know, when Captain Macfarlane took the _Achates_ close to her, was that
-she was sinking; that her "dago" crew of Levantine nondescripts had
-deserted in all her boats; and that her English officers, the flying
-officers, their men, and the four wounded from the _Achates_ were left
-without any means of saving themselves.
-
-A most unpleasant hour-and-a-half followed.
-
-The first the China Doll knew of it was being roughly punched in the
-ribs and shaken. He woke to hear men passing from hammock to hammock,
-singing out: "Turn out, sir, turn out; submarines about; all hands on
-deck, sir!"
-
-He didn't lie long after that. He was down, had pulled on his trousers,
-found a coat and cap, fumbled in his chest until he found his
-swimming-collar, and was blowing it up round his neck before he was
-really awake.
-
-Bubbles, whose hammock was slung next to his, had gone to sleep again.
-He prodded him feverishly. "Submarines, Bubbles! All hands on deck!
-Get your swimming-collar!" he squeaked.
-
-"Oh, bother! Curse you!" grunted Bubbles. "You aren't pulling my leg?
-Oh, hang it!" he grumbled, as he saw all the other snotties tumbling
-into their clothes, officers coming out of their cabins into the dark,
-crowded "half-deck", and heard the banging down of armoured hatches. "I
-do hate this beastly war. Breakfast at seven; then a cold bath at two
-in the morning. Beastly!"
-
-The China Doll went up on the dark quarter-deck and hunted round for
-someone to talk to. His teeth were chattering and his knees were
-trembling--it was so dark and cold.
-
-"What's happened?" he asked, stumbling across Uncle Podger.
-
-"Something blown a hole in the _Aennie Rickmers_, and the Sub's gone
-across in the cutter to bring back our wounded."
-
-"What did it? Was it a submarine?"
-
-"Don't bother; no one knows. Come and have a look at her."
-
-He took him round to the other side of the turret, into the wind, and
-out in the pitch-black night they could just make out the darker mass of
-the hydroplane ship, apparently tipped up by the stern, and a
-signal-lamp flashing on board her. They heard shrieks coming from her,
-and the China Doll's heart beat fearfully fast.
-
-Near them, on the quarter-deck, the querulous voice of Dr. O'Neill, the
-Fleet-Surgeon, was lamenting that he had ever come to sea. "Mother of
-Moses!" he groaned, as "Glaring Gertrude" turned her light towards the
-_Achates_ and everybody's face showed up, and the turret and the
-superstructure, the masts and the funnels, stood out clearly against it.
-"Mother of Moses, they'll torpedo us next if we wait here much longer!
-They _must_ see the ship every time that beastly thing passes across
-us."
-
-As "Glaring Gertrude" swept away, and everybody and everything was left
-in darkness again, the Fleet-Paymaster's loud, cheery voice bellowed:
-"Cheer up, old 'C.D.'; if you have to take to the water, you won't find
-any whisky in it!"
-
-The officers and men standing by tittered, for they well knew that Dr.
-O'Neill was a rabid teetotaler, and that "C.D." stood for "Converted
-Drunkard".
-
-"I've never tasted the beastly stuff in my life, and know it you do!"
-snapped the Doctor furiously.
-
-"Sadly lacking in the sense of humour you are, old C.D. What could be
-funnier than the whole seven hundred and fifty of us to go drifting
-ashore, under those salt-heaps, with swimming-collars round our necks?"
-
-The Fleet-Surgeon stalked away, muttering angrily: "I hate fools."
-
-By this time everything that could be done to make the _Achates_ safe,
-in case she was attacked, had been done; water-tight doors and hatches
-were all closed; the Orphan was under the fore-bridge with his 6-pounder
-guns' crews; Bubbles was on the after-shelter deck with his; look-out
-men, all round the quarter-deck and fo'c'sle, peered into the darkness;
-the Sub had gone across to rescue the wounded men and, if need be, bring
-back everybody from the _Aennie Rickmers_, and all the officers and men
-who had no jobs to do stood waiting for whatever was going to happen.
-
-To those who realized what might happen, and who thought it more than
-probable that whatever had fired a torpedo at the hydroplane ship--and
-by now everybody said it was a torpedo which had blown a hole in
-her--would come back out of the darkness, wait for that search-light to
-show up the _Achates_, and then take a pot-shot at her;--to those, that
-next hour-and-a-half was probably the most trying, and longest, in their
-lives. The wind blew so fiercely, and the water was so cold and dark,
-that there was very little chance of anyone being picked up once the
-_Achates_ did sink, as there was every prospect of her doing--the poor
-old ship--once a torpedo got home.
-
-Fortunately most people have not vivid imaginations, and to go into the
-battery during this time no one would have imagined that anything at all
-out of the way was happening. The men crowded there, just discernible
-by the blue-stained fighting-lights, walked up and down or stood in
-knots, smoking, and talking quietly about everything under the sun
-except what was going on. It was only when that hateful search-light
-passed along the ship, and one saw that practically all these men had
-their swimming-collars blown up round their necks, that one realized
-that they did know what the next few moments might bring them, and that,
-knowing this, they did not worry about it.
-
-All had been done that could be done; of course, the _Aennie Rickmers_
-and their own wounded messmates aboard her could not be left in danger,
-and old "Yellow Beard", as they called Captain Macfarlane, was on the
-bridge up there above them.
-
-So why bother?--and they didn't.
-
-Uncle Podger, going up on the boat deck--really to get away from the
-China Doll, who would worry him with questions--stumbled against someone
-crawling on his hands and knees. The search-light sweeping round just
-then, he saw that it was Fletcher. "What are you hunting about there
-for?" he asked him.
-
-"I can't find the tortoise, sir," the old man said. "I did not want to
-leave him behind if anything happened."
-
-"He can swim, can't he? You'll be able to hold on to him, and he'll tow
-you ashore!" Uncle Podger laughed, and tried to help find "Kaiser Bill",
-waiting for "Glaring Gertrude" to come back again and throw a little
-light into the corners the "savage" beast most frequented. He left
-Fletcher still looking for him, and on his way for'ard to pass the time
-with the Orphan, collided with the Pimple stumbling along from the
-bridge.
-
-"She's safe--she's only got her fore compartment flooded---the
-bulkhead's holding. Our wounded are coming across in the cutter. The
-Captain's sent me to tell the Fleet-Surgeon," and away the Pimple
-dashed.
-
-A few minutes later the cutter with the wounded splashed alongside.
-They were hoisted in and taken to the sick-bay. Two of these--Cookey,
-the chief cook, and the leading stoker--both of whom had had their legs
-smashed, were very big men indeed; and no one who has not had to do it
-can imagine the difficulty of handling helpless men of that great size
-and weight, and lowering them into, or hoisting them out of small boats
-even in daylight. In darkness it is much more tedious and awkward; yet,
-abandoned by their crew, and with the ship apparently sinking under
-them, the first thing the officers of the _Aennie Rickmers_ and the
-French and English flying officers and men did, after they had been
-thrown out of their bunks by the force of the explosion, was to get the
-wounded ready to be lowered over the side, and, directly the _Achates'_
-cutter had come alongside, to lower them safely into it. This was an
-incident of quiet, unostentatious coolness and courage which deserves
-recording. It is, perhaps, easy to be courageous at 2 p.m.; at 2 a.m.
-it is a very different matter.
-
-And another thing must be put down. As the first of those two helpless
-men was being carried for'ard, an officer--the first he met, and it was
-not the Fleet-Surgeon--took off his own swimming-collar, pushed it into
-his hands, and disappeared in the dark before he could give it back.
-
-Shortly afterwards the miserable "dago" crew came screaming alongside
-and begged to be taken on board. They were; and they'll never forget
-the "feel" of the ammunition boots of the tender-hearted marines who
-shepherded them that night into a casemate and locked them up inside.
-Then off went the _Achates_ to get out of the limit of "Glaring
-Gertrude's" range of vision, and to lose herself in the pitch-black
-night, where neither torpedo-boat nor submarine could find her.
-
-The Sub had been left behind in the damaged ship, to shore up that fore
-bulkhead and to keep an eye on it all night. He was as happy as a
-"fiddler" to be able to make a good job of it and "wash out" the
-recollection of his bad luck and judgment two nights previously.
-
-The remainder of the Honourable Mess crowded down into the gun-room with
-the joyous relief of danger past, demanding sardines, onions, and beer.
-They got them, too, at that unearthly hour of half-past three in the
-morning, for the purple-faced Barnes and the miserable little messman
-knew from long experience what would be wanted, and had spent the last
-half-hour preparing for them. It all went down as "extras", so the
-messman didn't mind.
-
-The Pimple brought the news that it was a torpedo-boat that had attacked
-the _Aennie Rickmers_. "A signalman saw her dropping astern directly
-after the noise--the Navigator says he saw it too," he told them.
-
-"Have an onion, Pimple?" they jeered.
-
-The China Doll, at the first rumour of "sharks and onions", had dashed
-down from the quarter-deck, entirely forgetting that his swimming-collar
-was still round his neck; and they made him keep it there--blown up,
-too--so that he had the very greatest difficulty to swallow his fair
-share of the food--as for his glass of beer, Rawlinson drank half
-that--before the Commander sent the sentry to tell the Pink Rat to "'out
-lights' in the gun-room and stop that confounded noise!"
-
-Then they crept noisily to their hammocks in the half-deck, and,
-marvellous to relate, slept like tops.
-
-
-This finally concluded the operations off Smyrna--they were only
-intended temporarily to divert the Turks' attention--and a few days
-later the _Swiftsure_ and _Triumph_, with the trawlers, were recalled to
-the Dardanelles, and the _Achates_ ordered to Port Said to repair her
-small damages, leaving "Peeping Tom" and "Squinting Susan" to play "I
-spy you" by themselves, and "Glaring Gertrude" to go on counting her
-salt-heaps on the opposite shore or not, just as she pleased.
-
-
-
-
- *CHAPTER VII*
-
- *Off to the Dardanelles*
-
-
-The _Achates_ arrived at Port Said on the 18th March and made fast, head
-and stern, to the Senior Naval Officer's buoys, off Navy House.
-
-It was on this date that the combined French and British fleet made the
-attack on The Narrows--the attack which ended so disastrously with the
-loss of the _Ocean_, _Irresistible_, and _Bouvet_, and the crippling of
-the _Inflexible_ and _Gaulois_.
-
-A very bad day it was, only relieved by some daring acts of bravery, of
-which none so roused the admiration of the whole fleet as the courage
-displayed by those destroyers which went alongside the mortally wounded
-_Ocean_ and _Irresistible_, and removed their crews under a concentrated
-fire from many heavy guns.
-
-It was magnificent.
-
-But the _Achates_ lay comfortably at Port Said all that tragic day,
-making preparations for repairing the damage caused by the Smyrna
-shells, and talking by wireless to her chummy ship the _Bacchante_,
-anchored off Suez, at the other end of the Canal.
-
-Barely six weeks ago the Turks had made their feeble attack on the Suez
-Canal, and of course the first thing that the Honourable Mess decided to
-do was to visit Kantara and Tussum, where the fighting had taken place.
-The Lamp-post had an elder brother on the staff at Ismailia, the Pimple
-had a long-lost cousin in an Indian regiment at Kantara, and by dint of
-much worrying of these two unfortunate young soldiers, everyone had the
-opportunity of visiting these places and picking up a few bullets.
-
-Anyhow, they had a very joyous three weeks, only slightly damped by the
-almost entire disappearance of the damage done by the Smyrna shells; but
-a few holes remained in one funnel, and they looked forward intensely to
-showing these to their chums in the _Bacchante_. Eventually that ship
-came back through the Canal, the _Achates_ followed her outside, and
-both of them steamed away to join the Eastern Mediterranean Squadron at
-its base at Mudros, the harbour in the island of Lemnos, sixty miles or
-so from the end of the Gallipoli Peninsula and the commencement of the
-Dardanelles. At last they were to take a hand in "The Great Adventure".
-
-At two o'clock in the afternoon of the 12th April they both slipped
-through the "gate" in the submarine net, and anchored in that great
-land-locked harbour.
-
-It was extraordinarily impressive to see the enormous assemblage of
-ships there--both French and British ships of every kind--battleships,
-cruisers, destroyers, submarines, huge transports, store ships,
-colliers, auxiliaries of all sorts, two white-painted hospital ships,
-trawlers, and tugs.
-
-At the top of the harbour lay the little white town of Mudros, with its
-white twin-towered Greek church, and its row of spidery windmills on the
-ridge behind it; though the Honourable Mess had not much time to gaze
-open-mouthed at all these things, and to grin with pleasure when the
-_Bacchante_ anchored in the wrong place and was obliged to shift billet;
-because a collier came alongside almost immediately, and down they had
-to go, get into "coaling rig", and, for the rest of that bright sunny
-afternoon, "coal ship".
-
-
-Everybody knew that the next attack on the Dardanelles would be a
-combined naval and military operation, and as transport after transport
-came steaming into Mudros harbour, the enthusiasm and excitement
-increased.
-
-Also the Honourable Mess dined their pals of the _Bacchante_, and
-proudly showed them the few traces still remaining of the damage done to
-the ship at Smyrna. This was a beautiful occasion, because it washed
-out all memory of the incident of the "sea-gulls"--not one of them
-mentioned it--and also because the _Bacchante_ snotties introduced a
-delightful new form of "drag" hunt round the "half-deck", the "drag"
-being a piece of decomposed cheese (which they brought with them) and
-some Tabasco sauce and Chile vinegar dropped discreetly at intervals.
-As a special privilege, the "War Baby" was invited to the "meet", and
-the "Youngest Thing in Marine Subalterns" joyfully left the exalted
-atmosphere of the ward-room, unbuttoned the trouser-straps under the
-soles of his boots--the straps which kept his trousers and their broad
-scarlet stripes so beautifully straight--and prepared for the fray.
-
-Blindfolded, and on hands and knees, these young gentlemen enjoyed a
-famous "run"; and though the Padre did object to the "drag" being placed
-on the pillow in his cabin bunk, even that did not seriously diminish
-their enjoyment. As a matter of fact, it slightly added to it.
-
-Exactly what part the Navy would take in the approaching "landing" on
-the Gallipoli Peninsula no one exactly knew; but when the news came that
-men were being told off for "beach parties", and then when the Pink Rat,
-Bubbles, and the Lamp-post were ordered to be prepared to land with them
-and provide themselves with some sort of khaki uniform, excitement rose
-to fever pitch.
-
-Within half an hour the Pink Rat appeared in the mess in proper
-soldiers' kit--beautifully fitting--which, he explained, "he'd brought
-out with him in case of accident".
-
-"If you went to Heaven you'd turn up at the gate, and sign your name in
-old Peter's book with a pair of wings on and a mouth-organ!" the Sub
-snorted when he saw him; and Uncle Podger suggested that "he probably
-had a tail, with a sting on it, and a brand-new shovel, stowed away
-somewhere on board, lest, "in case of accident", he found himself in the
-other place."
-
-The whole Honourable Mess concerned themselves with the fitting out of
-Bubbles and the Lamp-post. Proper khaki was unobtainable--at that
-time--so they dyed their white uniform in Condy's fluid, and as it
-shrunk in the process, and the resulting colour was a dirty yellow,
-streaked with brown, the effect was not good.
-
-"Most unsatisfactory!" said Uncle Podger, when they first tried it on
-and he saw the Lamp-post's ankles and wrists sticking out far beyond the
-ends of trousers and sleeves, and Bubbles hardly able to breathe in his.
-"Most unsatisfactory! It will be an insult to the Honourable Mess if
-either of you are found 'corpsed'."
-
-"You mustn't tell them you belong to the _Achates_ when they come to
-bury you," the others shouted. "You must promise that!"
-
-"You're perfect scarecrows," roared the Sub when he saw them--"a pair of
-confounded convicts!"
-
-Everybody laughed at them and devoutly envied them--and they laughed at
-each other.
-
-Rawlinson, who prided himself on being a really great poet, burst out
-with:
-
- "Two little convicts going out to fight,
- One had his clothes too short, the other much too tight!"
-
-
-There was a roar of laughter as the Honourable Mess lifted up their
-voices, chanting this, and dancing round the quaint pair, whilst
-Rawlinson, exhausted with the production of this exquisite couplet,
-retired to a corner to think out something which would rhyme with khaki.
-
-The Lamp-post, grimacing, and trying to twist himself so that he could
-get a back view, didn't know or care what he looked like, but said he
-felt "like a prize idiot".
-
-"How nice to feel natural for once, Lampy!" that insubordinate officer,
-the China Doll, squeaked.
-
-This was simply asking for trouble. The two convicts chased him round
-the table, just missing him as he dashed out into the half-deck.
-Piercing shrieks for help followed, and the others rushed out to rescue
-him.
-
-A glorious scrap followed.
-
-"At any rate," said the Sub, when they'd come back again to repair
-damages, and the Hun had apologized for tearing the Pink Rat's
-coat-collar, "you'll both frighten the old Turks. That's one comfort."
-
-
-There were so many things to keep up the excitement during those days of
-preparation. The transports, with their cheering loads of British,
-Australians, New Zealanders, French, and Algerian troops; the quaint old
-battleships from home, the dear old "mine bursters", with their clumsy,
-projecting spars and tackle, over the bow, for booming off mines; the
-balloon ship practising its funny, yellow gas-bag at the outer
-anchorage, and the enemy aeroplanes and their bombs. These last were,
-at first, a source of immense delight to the Honourable Mess, but
-eventually they became a little sorry for them--they flew so high and
-dropped their bombs so very unsuccessfully.
-
-"How very disappointing!" said the Lamp-post one day. "Just fancy
-having brought along those bombs, to drop 'em harmlessly, and then have
-to fly back, all that way, without having done any damage."
-
-He was quite serious about it, and, as a matter of fact, one could not
-but feel sorry for the poor chap, up there in his Taube, who, having
-expended all his four bombs uselessly, found he had to fly back some
-sixty miles to wind'ard, before he could go and "turn in" and try to
-forget about it.
-
-Then, one day, they heard that their old friend the torpedo-boat, down
-at Smyrna, had come out to sea and fired three torpedoes at a crowded
-transport without hitting her; and by nightfall came the news that she
-had been chased, driven ashore, and destroyed by gun-fire. That was
-very good "business".
-
-Next came the order that steel plates were to be built round the
-steering-wheels of the steam pinnace and the picket-boat, to protect the
-midshipmen and coxswains from rifle-fire. Almost at the same time the
-Orphan and the Hun (who was in charge of the steam pinnace) had been
-ordered to provide themselves with khaki, and told that their boats
-would be required to tow the soldiers to the beaches, on the day of the
-grand attack.
-
-It was a great moment for both of them; and what a mess they made of
-their hands and clothes with Condy's fluid, and what prize burglars they
-looked when at last they showed themselves arrayed for war!
-
-Every ship had to supply one or more steamboats, and each ship devised
-its own rifle protection. The _Achates'_ boats had a steel plate about
-five feet high bolted to the deck, in front of their steering-wheels,
-with a narrow, horizontal slit just below the upper edge, so that when
-those behind it stooped down under cover they could steer through this.
-The ends of the plates curved back a couple of feet, so as to give side
-protection.
-
-Some ships built regular steel boxes with "all round" protection, others
-carried the side plates so far aft that they protected men standing in
-the stern-sheets; and the snotties in the boats with the least
-protection made great fun of those who had more. Probably, among the
-hundred thousand men in that harbour, during the days prior to the
-landing, the twenty or thirty snotties in charge of these steamboats
-were the most supremely happy of all.
-
-
-The Hun and the Orphan went away, several times, and practised towing
-the transports' boats. Each steamboat had to tow four of these, one
-behind the other. On one day the 1st Lancashire Fusiliers came on board
-the _Achates_, and practised climbing down into the boats, down
-specially constructed wooden ladders, and were then towed ashore in
-twenty-four packed boats, each four being towed by a steamboat, and all
-six steamboats steaming in line abreast.
-
-On another day all the snotties and men "told off" to land as beach
-parties, or as crews of boats, were fallen in on the quarter-deck, and
-Dr. Crayshaw Gordon, mounting the after capstan, gave them a few words
-of advice and instruction in case any of them were hit.
-
-"Don't frighten them, Doc," the Commander had hinted previously--and he
-didn't. He had such a funny way of "putting" things that he had the men
-laughing in no time.
-
-He explained how the little first-aid dressing should be used, tearing
-open the cover, showing them the pads to go next the wounds, the pieces
-of waterproof to cover the pads, and the bandage to wrap round all. He
-held up the safety-pin which is in every packet--held it so that all
-could see--and finished up with: "You men will probably come under heavy
-fire; some of you will get bullets through you; but if any of you come
-back wounded _without_ your safety-pins, there will be the devil's own
-row." He had such a quaint, nervous, amusing way of talking, and was so
-kind-hearted and so popular with the men, that they grinned and guffawed
-with amusement.
-
-Of those men who stood there that afternoon, fifteen were killed on the
-day of landing, and some twenty-five or thirty wounded.
-
-"Thank God, they have no imagination," Dr. Gordon told the Commander,
-"and can't realize what is in front of them!"
-
-"They simply don't bother to think about it, Doc."
-
-
-On the 23rd April the first move began. Transports crammed with
-cheering troops, cruisers, and battleships slipped out through the
-"gate" in the net. The _Achates_ spent the night at sea, and anchored
-off Tenedos Island next morning. Here were gathered the men-of-war,
-transports, fleet sweepers, and trawlers told off for the landings at
-the end of the Peninsula. It was a dull, grey-looking day, and a fresh
-breeze rising in the morning made the sea choppy, and must have caused
-intense anxiety to those in command, because the great landing was to
-take place next morning, and unless the sea was absolutely smooth,
-boat-work would be much more difficult.
-
-That afternoon the Sub was ordered to go in the Orphan's picket-boat as
-"second in command" of the six steamboats which were to tow the
-battalion ashore. He was dumb with delight, and the Orphan almost as
-pleased.
-
-In the afternoon the breeze did die down, and the Turks sent an
-aeroplane to see what was going on. It dropped a few bombs from a great
-height into the water between the ships, and flew back again.
-
-Later on, the _River Clyde_ came along and anchored close to the
-_Achates_. Poor old _River Clyde_! She was to make her last voyage
-that night, with 2000 troops on board, to run herself aground under the
-mediaeval castle of Sedd-el-Bahr early next morning, and make her name
-famous in the annals of the British Navy and Army for many ages.
-
-Large square openings had been cut in her side, and under these ran
-plank gangways, meeting at the bows, where a hinged platform was all
-ready to be lowered into the hopper and the lighters which were to fill
-the gap between her stem and the shore.
-
-Her soldiers were intended to pour out of these openings, along the
-planks, down into the hopper and lighters, and so ashore.
-
-At dusk the 1st Battalion Lancashire Fusiliers came on board--old
-soldiers all of them. Very silently and quietly they "fell in" on the
-quarter-deck and in the batteries, unslung their packs, laid their
-rifles alongside them, and were dismissed.
-
-This was the moment for which the bluejackets were waiting. They had a
-great feast prepared on the mess deck, and hustled them down to it.
-
-Five of the subalterns were grabbed by the Honourable Mess and brought
-down to the gun-room; the remaining officers were entertained in the
-ward-room.
-
-"Thank God!" roared the Sub, "I'm coming in with you chaps to-morrow, or
-I couldn't face you. Buy up the place--beat the China Doll--break the
-blooming furniture--chuck your gear on the deck outside. Bless you,
-we'll give you a better dinner than you had in that old transport of
-yours. And there's my cabin for two of you--the bunk for one, and a
-shake-down for another. Barnes! Barnes! Bring round the sherry, and
-tell 'em to hurry up with the dinner."
-
-Every delicacy the gun-room store possessed appeared on the table. The
-soldiers swore it was the best dinner they'd had since they left
-England; and the Honourable Mess spun them yarns about Smyrna--by order
-of the Sub, who had forbidden them to mention the morrow.
-
-Dinner over, Uncle Podger took charge or the five subalterns, and
-piloted them into the crowded ward-room, where a "sing-song" had already
-been started. The Sub, the Pink Rat, Bubbles, the Lamp-post, the Orphan,
-and the Hun changed quietly into their war gear. The Sub, the Orphan,
-and the Hun climbed down into the two steamboats, went across and made
-fast to the trawler which was to tow them and their eight transport
-boats (empty) across to the Peninsula during the night. The other three
-snotties, laden with leather gear, water-bottles, field-glasses,
-revolvers, ammunition-pouches, haversacks with food for twenty-four
-hours, and blankets rolled up in their straps, were taken across to the
-_Newmarket_--fleet sweeper--along with all the men of the beach parties.
-
-The sing-song in the ward-room was in full swing as the last crowded
-boat pushed off, and up through the open ward-room skylights came the
-rousing, roaring chorus of "John Peel", following them in the darkness
-until they were almost alongside the _Newmarket_. Many of those who
-sang it were singing it for the last time.
-
-
-At ten o'clock the _Achates_ weighed anchor.
-
-The sing-song went on until nearly eleven, but breakfast had been
-ordered at a quarter to four, so older heads suggested sleep. The
-"Lancashire" officers were stowed away in cabins, beds were made up for
-them on the deck; the ward-room cushions and arm-chairs all helped, and
-the men of the battalion lay down on the upper deck, with their heads on
-their packs.
-
-At 3.15 everyone turned out, and half an hour later breakfast was ready
-for the soldiers--eggs and a good helping of bacon, bread and jam and
-butter to fill up corners, and as much coffee, tea, or cocoa as they
-wanted to wash it down.
-
-This was all the _Achates_ could do for them, and, little though it was,
-everyone felt happy that each officer and man of that grand battalion
-started on The Great Adventure with a good breakfast under his belt.
-
-The little Padre, whose gentle soul had been in anguish all that night,
-was not the only one who wished that their mothers and wives could know
-this.
-
-At half-past four the _Achates_ stopped engines; the Lancashire
-Fusiliers "fell in", and out of the darkness covering an absolute calm,
-almost unruffled sea, came the six steamboats and the twenty-four
-transports' boats, each with its crew of five bluejackets.
-
-Into these the soldiers filed, down the long ladders, and in twenty
-minutes the last boats had been filled and towed away.
-
-There are no words which will properly and soberly describe the
-admiration felt by the officers and men of the _Achates_ for that
-battalion. When the last boat had shoved off, and the transports' boats
-and their six steamboats had taken up their stations in line abreast and
-began to move slowly away, Captain Macfarlane turned to the Commander
-and said gravely: "I've seen, Commander, a good deal of war on shore,
-but I have never seen anything which has stirred me so greatly as the
-quietness and discipline of those fellows--as the majesty of their
-bearing."
-
-He went up on the bridge, and the _Achates'_ engines rumbled slowly
-ahead.
-
-It was now a quarter to five on Sunday morning, the 25th April, the
-greyest of shadowy dawns--the formless clouds were grey--a darker streak
-of grey, where grey sea and sky met, was the Gallipoli Peninsula; and
-three grey patches, darker still, were the _Swiftsure_, _Cornwallis_,
-and _Albion_, close inshore, waiting for the moment to commence
-bombarding.
-
-Behind the _Achates_, like a shoal of minnows, followed the steamboats
-and their twenty-four transports' boats; behind them were fleet
-sweepers, and looming indistinctly in the distance, as wide as the eye
-could pierce, came transports and store-ships in great numbers, the
-_River Clyde_ among them.
-
-On board the _Achates_ the fo'c'sle and after shelter deck were crowded
-with officers and men anxiously gazing ahead.
-
-"You know that R.H.A. officer," the China Doll kept on telling anyone
-who would listen to him--"that cheery chap who's going in with them to
-make signals. He promised to send me off a Turk's rifle. Wasn't that
-decent of him?"
-
-On the bridge Captain Macfarlane, tugging nervously at his pointed
-beard, and standing next to the Commander, muttered to himself: "Thank
-God! they had a good breakfast."
-
-"Every one of them, sir," the Commander jerked out, in the most
-matter-of-fact way.
-
-"There's nothing like having your stomach full to keep up your pluck,
-Commander. It makes all the difference."
-
-"I expect it does, sir. The books say so, at any rate."
-
-"I know it does," the Captain said, thinking of what he had been through
-himself, and turning to speak to the Navigator, busy taking bearings.
-
-
-The thudding of heavy guns broke the stillness, and splashes of flames
-lighted up the greyness of the daybreak.
-
-"Hullo! they've started!" said the Commander. "They're three minutes
-late by my watch. I expect the blessed thing is losing again. I'm
-hanged if I know what's wrong with it."
-
-The Great Adventure[#] had commenced.
-
-
-[#] The Australian and New Zealand Army Corps had already effected a
-landing beyond Gaba Tepe, 15 miles to the north-east.
-
-
-
-
- *CHAPTER VIII*
-
- *The Landing on Gallipoli*
-
-
-For half an hour there was one constant rumbling of guns fired by the
-_Swiftsure_, _Cornwallis_, _Albion_, _Prince George_, _Lord Nelson_, and
-_Agamemnon_; and shells from the first two of these, bursting in scores
-on the last half-mile of the Peninsula, hid it almost continuously under
-a cloud of lyddite smoke.
-
-The six picket-boats steamed in steadily towards this smoke cloud with
-the Lancashire Fusiliers behind them, not advancing very rapidly because
-the current, flowing out of the Dardanelles, was against them, and the
-transports' boats were so heavily laden.
-
-The crews of these boats had already tossed their oars--four in each
-boat--in readiness to pull in to the land when the steamboats should
-cast them off.
-
-The Orphan steered his picket-boat--the fifth boat from the left--with
-one hand; in the other he held a half-eaten sandwich. Jarvis stood one
-side of him, the Sub the other, all three behind the bullet-proof
-protecting shield. Jarvis had slept a little through the night; the
-other two had not.
-
-"Practise stooping and steering through the slit," the Sub ordered. "If
-you keep standing up and looking over the top, you'll get a bullet in
-your head when the time comes."
-
-"But there can't possibly be anyone left alive there," the Orphan
-protested, as he watched the shells bursting.
-
-"Just wait! You'll soon find out!" the Sub answered grimly, and
-noticing that the picket-boat was forging ahead of the line, sung out to
-the stoker petty officer to "ease her". This man was looking out of the
-engine-room hatch, just in front of the bullet-proof screen, and popped
-his head down to give another twist to the steam-valve. Old Fletcher,
-peering out of the stokehold hatch, farther for'ard, thought he, too,
-had been told to do so, and also bobbed his head down.
-
-"Has the tortoise come along with us this time?" the Sub asked. The
-Orphan did not know; but Jarvis snorted: "Yes, 'Kaiser Bill's' 'ere all
-right; the old 'umbug!"--though whether he meant the tortoise was a
-humbug, or the old stoker, he didn't say.
-
-The picket-boat fell back into line, and the Hun, standing behind his
-bullet-proof screen in the pinnace on the right, waved cheerfully across
-to the Orphan.
-
-It was now clear daylight--about a quarter-past five.
-
-The battleships still pounded the end of the Peninsula, and the six
-steamboats drew ahead of the _Achates_, which had now stopped engines.
-Behind them followed the trawlers, and the _Newmarket_, fleet sweeper,
-with the Pink Rat, Bubbles, the Lamp-post, and their beach parties, and
-behind her--far behind--came many transports.
-
-"There's the _River Clyde_," called the Orphan, pointing away over the
-starboard quarter to where she was coming along, very slowly, towing the
-hopper and lighters which were presently to bridge the gap between her
-bows and the shore. After her, and with difficulty keeping pace with
-her, more ships' steamboats towed half a battalion of the Dublin
-Fusiliers.
-
-"That's Cape Tekke--that high end bit, and that's Cape Helles--the
-higher cliff to the right, with the white lighthouse 'affair' on top,"
-the Sub explained. "We've to land in between them. There's a bay
-there--'W' beach--underneath that smoke."
-
-The sun itself had not yet been visible, but now it shot up from behind
-a distant ridge, humped like the back of a huge pig, and blazed straight
-in their faces.
-
-"Old Achi Baba," said the Sub, shielding his eyes. "If they get as far
-as that to-night, they'll be able to look down on the Narrows and on the
-forts there."
-
-"The Navigator told the Pimple that the soldiers expect to have dinner
-at Achi Baba," the Orphan said. "I jolly well hope they will. Isn't
-this sun beastly? I can't see where I'm going."
-
-"Well, don't get too far ahead, and don't look into it," the Sub
-growled. "This isn't a race; ease down and give the pinnace a chance."
-
-They were now about a thousand yards off the smoke cloud which concealed
-"W" beach, and the incessant crash of high-explosive shells bursting
-there, and on the high ground above it, made the most infernal din. At
-this point the two left-hand steamboats diverged from the other four and
-steamed towards the rocks under the actual end of the Peninsula; the
-Sub, with the remainder, maintained the original course. But "W" beach,
-and the scooped-out gully which led upwards to the high ground, and the
-cliffs at each side of it were hidden in dense clouds of lyddite smoke
-and by a thick morning haze which lay on the water. Unfortunately the
-sun, shining over Achi Baba, shone full on this smoke and mist, and
-lighted it up to such a dazzling extent that from the boats one could
-see nothing whatever of the shore, and judging distances was impossible.
-
-The boats were now drawing very near their destination, and the Sub had
-all the responsibility on his shoulders of judging the moment when to
-slip them. A blast from his steam-whistle was to be the signal for all
-to be cast off, and Jarvis picked up the whistle lanyard and only waited
-the order to tug it. Plunky Bill, in the bows, kept a sharp look-out
-for'ard, and every now and then dipped the boat-hook in the water to
-find its depth.
-
-The Sub, his face set and anxious, seized a megaphone and shouted: "Out
-oars!"
-
-The transports' boats' crews immediately dropped their tossed oars into
-the rowlocks, and the soldiers in these boats turned round to have a
-look where they were going. They had, until then, been sitting stolidly
-in the boats with only their packs and the backs of their caps visible,
-and this sudden swinging round of heads as the oars dropped, and the
-almost simultaneous appearance of five hundred faces, made an
-unforgettable sight. Nothing could be seen through the dazzling smoke
-and mist.
-
-"It's twenty to six," the Sub jerked out, looking at his wrist watch.
-"We're a few minutes late. We ought to be right there now."
-
-Not a shot had been fired from shore, and the ship's shells were still
-bursting--very close the explosions seemed to be. "They must be able to
-see us," the Orphan whispered, nervously peering through the steering
-slit.
-
-Then there was a yell from Plunky Bill: "Stakes right ahead, sir! Only
-four foot of water, sir!" Others took up the cry--the crew of the Hun's
-steam pinnace had seen them and were shouting and pointing.
-
-The Sub looked under the bows and saw them himself.
-
-"We're there!" he roared. "Pull, Jarvis; one long blast! Let go aft!
-Full speed astern! Hard a-starboard!"
-
-The steam spluttered out for a moment--the Orphan thought the whistle
-would never clear itself--then it shrieked--the echo came back from the
-shore almost immediately, proving how close they must be--splash went
-the tow-rope into the water--the other steamboats slipped their
-tow-ropes--the stern of the picket-boat swerved to port and trembled as
-the screw went full speed astern, and the oars of the transports' boats
-splashed madly in the water.
-
-Not a rifle-shot came from the shore.
-
-As the picket-boat gathered stern-way, the crowded transports' boats
-splashed past on either side; their coxswains, perched in the sterns,
-yelling: "Go it: give way! Pull hard! Shove your backs into it!"
-
-"Good luck to you all!" the picket-boat's crew shouted.
-
-The soldiers turned round with grim, set faces, their hands on the
-gunwales gripping very tightly, ready for the moment when they would
-have to jump out. The leading boat wavered; she had come up against the
-stakes and the barbed-wire netting stretched between them. These
-checked her for a moment, but her weight carried her through, and she
-almost disappeared in the very thick and dazzling haze. The other boats
-dashed after her.
-
-In the bows of one--with his machine-gun--was a very cheery subaltern
-who had dined in the gun-room the night before, and also his equally
-cheery chum the subaltern of Royal Horse Artillery--the brigade
-signaller. The latter, as he passed, called out: "Tell your China Doll
-I won't forget his rifle." "Good luck!" shouted the Sub, "I'll tell the
-little beggar."
-
-"Turn her round! Take her out to the trawlers!" he roared to the
-Orphan. Round the picket-boat swung, and just as she commenced to steam
-out there was a shout of "The first one's beached herself, sir! The
-soldiers are scrambling out, sir!" And then from behind the haze and
-smoke clouds, from both sides and above, there burst out the most
-terrific rattle of maxims, and rifles and the bark of something heavier
-than either.[#]
-
-
-[#] One-inch Nordenfeldts.
-
-
-The picket-boat steamed out at full speed, whilst stray bullets hit the
-water near her and others pinged overhead. The Orphan and the Sub
-looked back. They could only see indistinctly through the haze with the
-sun on it; they could not see what was happening, but neither of
-them--down inside them--could imagine that any men in those crowded
-boats could pass through that fire and live. The Orphan held his breath
-and gripped the steering-wheel. His heart seemed to stop beating: the
-Sub's face was set, and he had bitten his lip. "They're getting it in
-the neck--my God, they are!" Jarvis said, as the awful rattling and
-banging went on without a moment's pause.
-
-The steamboats reached the trawlers, a thousand yards or more from that
-glare of mist and smoke which hid "W" beach and its tragedy, and there
-they waited until, suddenly, first one and then another, then half a
-dozen--a dozen transports' boats, some with three oars working, others
-with only two, one with only one, scarcely any had all four, came into
-view, emerging from the mist, and bullet splashes leapt up in hundreds
-around and among them.
-
-For one horrible second they thought that the boats had been beaten off,
-but then they saw that they had no soldiers in them, and knew that, at
-any rate, the soldiers had managed to land; the haze still made it
-impossible to see what had happened to them.
-
-Breathlessly the crews of the steamboats, clustering round the two
-trawlers, watched these boats struggling off. The boat with only one
-oar working, and no coxswain, was turning circles, but drifting slowly
-out with the current. The man himself was evidently sitting on the
-bottom boards, because only his hands appeared above the gunwales, and
-he kept changing the oar from side to side.
-
-Another boat near this one had two oars working, and they watched the
-coxswain in the stern crouching down and trying with his free hand to
-make these two keep time.
-
-Just picture to yourself a stream with a tin floating some ten yards
-from the bank, and half a dozen boys, with their caps full of stones,
-throwing stones at it as fast as they can. Picture to yourself that tin
-with the splashes round it, and you will be able to realize something of
-what the Sub and the Orphan saw; only, instead of one tin, there were
-sixteen crippled boats--some of them already half filled with dead and
-wounded--and the bullet splashes leapt six feet and more out of the
-water.
-
-Then imagine that, instead of a tin, it was a struggling cat the boys
-were trying to drown with their stones, and that you were making up your
-mind to slip off your clothes, swim in, and rescue it, knowing that the
-boys on the banks would throw stones faster than ever, and bigger ones
-too, which would really hurt.
-
-Well, at this moment the Sub decided to steam into the hail of bullets
-and rescue those boats.
-
-He roared out: "We can't sit here doing nothing. Go in and help them!"
-
-The Orphan, pale and staring, rang "full speed ahead", turned the
-picket-boat's bows round, and dashed back towards the boats. The Hun,
-yelling and half mad with excitement, followed in the pinnace, and so
-did some of the other steamboats. The Orphan hardly knew what happened.
-Bullets hit the protecting screen, a chip of wood from the gunwale hit
-his cap; splashes leapt up all round him; his ears hummed with the
-whistling noise. He remembered hearing the Sub roar: "Go for those two
-over there!" and feeling him grip his hand on the steering-wheel to turn
-towards the two most crippled boats. He got alongside one--saw Plunky
-Bill and another hand get hold of her--had a picture of grey faces
-looking up at him from the bottom of her, and a muddle of khaki lying
-there across her thwarts; towed her across to the boat with only one
-man; saw the Sub get hold of her painter, and then found himself, dazed
-and horribly shaky and sick, back again at the trawler. Plunky Bill
-came aft, grinning: "There's a 'ole in the funnel, sir, slap-bang
-through!" and proudly showed a bullet which he had found lying on the
-deck.
-
-No one who looked into those transports' boats as they were towed
-alongside the trawlers will ever forget what he saw: men dead, dying,
-and wounded, all huddled and jumbled together on the thwarts of the
-boats and on the bottom boards, with legs and arms twisted strangely;
-wounded unable to free themselves from the weight of dead bodies on top
-of them--those grey, placid faces and sightless eyes which, ten minutes
-before, had glowed with excitement as they turned them to the sun; the
-blood-stained, torn khaki; the blood-stained water lapping round them,
-and the one, two, and in some boats three bluejackets, in their
-Condy's-fluid-dyed jumpers, sitting among them, flopping, exhausted,
-over their oars.
-
-In one boat there was a Scotsman, in gold spectacles--not unlike
-Fletcher the stoker--a St. John's Ambulance man, and now a Territorial
-ambulance orderly. He had already dressed all the wounded in his boat,
-and now stepped into another, working away quietly, as if he was doing
-it in the accident-room of a hospital.
-
-"We must get a doctor," he told the Sub; and as the trawlers had not
-one, the boats requiring most urgent assistance were towed across to the
-_Newmarket_ anchored near. Here the wounded--most of them--received
-further treatment.
-
-There was no time for sentiment. The boats were all urgently required
-to take more men ashore; three of them, those with the most dead and
-wounded, were told off to take on board the wounded from the others;
-bluejackets were told off to take the places of those of the crews who
-had been killed and wounded; and then the beach parties, Bubbles, the
-Pink Rat, and the Lamp-post, tumbled down into them. Bullets began
-flying round them and the _Newmarket_, but no one was hit. "Shove off!"
-was shouted; "land them under the rocks to the left of the beach;" and
-the Sub and the Orphan towed them inshore.
-
-There was much less rifle-firing now, but many bullets came over and
-splashed round the picket-boat. The mist and smoke had cleared away, and
-the _Swiftsure_ was still firing very rapidly at the Turks' trenches on
-the edge of the cliff, to the right of the beach, the _Achates_
-assisting with her small guns. Their shells burst along it one after
-the other, all along the dark line which marked the trenches, and
-scarcely a Turk dare expose himself to fire down at the beach.
-
-The Sub, as he approached, saw through his glasses two Turks close
-together, leaning over and pointing their rifles down at the beach, and
-saw spurts of sand fly up where the bullets struck among a line of men
-lying prone, half in and half out of the water, in front of lines of
-barbed wire. One of the shells from the _Achates_ burst close to them,
-and when the smoke had drifted away the two Turks were still
-there--motionless--in exactly the same attitude, but their rifles were
-sliding down the rocks. He cast off the boats with the beach parties,
-and waved to them as they pulled past him inshore. The three snotties
-crowded in the stern, and looking up at the cliffs with eyes wide open,
-were, however, too excited to take any notice of the Orphan's shout of
-"Good luck, you chaps!"
-
-Back he went to the _Newmarket_, meeting steamboats towing in boats
-packed with more troops. Another trip ashore with sappers and "details",
-and then he towed those three boats with the wounded to the _Achates_,
-where they were taken on board.
-
-It was exactly half-past seven when he got alongside her, busy firing
-her small guns in the port battery, and her for'ard 9.2 turret-gun.
-
-The Captain wanted to see the Sub, so he climbed up and went for'ard to
-the bridge.
-
-The Orphan, left to himself, was sent off to a transport to tow more
-soldiers ashore; and on the way to her he saw, over against the Asiatic
-shore and the fort of Kum Kali, the French fleet, the _Jeanne d'Arc_
-with her six quaint, squat funnels, and the Russian _Askold_ with her
-five thin, tall ones, and two battleships, all firing very rapidly.
-
-Behind them lay big transports, and dozens of boats loaded with
-dark-coated infantry on their way ashore.
-
-He reached the transport, got his orders, and steamed back to "W" beach
-with a long string of crowded boats behind him.
-
-It was then, whilst he waited for them to be emptied, that he had the
-first clear view of "W" beach and the broad gully leading up to the
-green ridge above it.
-
-No bullets--or only very few--came near him, and he could look on
-undisturbed. On the right, where the barbed wire was thickest, a row of
-dead Lancashire Fusiliers lay as if they had all been swept by the same
-torrent of maxim bullets. He knew that they were dead, because other
-men, springing into the water and wading ashore, stepped over them,
-looked down at them, and left them.
-
-Higher up the beach, men were hanging on the barbed wire itself. At
-first he thought it was only clothes hanging there; then he saw that
-they had been men. Fresh troops were scaling the cliffs; soldiers
-advanced up the green slope above, singly and in little groups. Away to
-the left, under the rocks, more men clustered; and as some of them
-limped along to the boats, some with bandages, some without, he knew
-that these were wounded waiting to be dressed. They crowded into the
-boats he had just brought ashore, and many were carried down--among
-these being a wounded Brigadier shot through the leg. He saw nothing of
-Bubbles, the Pink Rat, or the tall, lanky Lamp-post; but he did feel
-certain that the landing had been made good.
-
-Trawlers, loaded with stores, approached as close inshore as they could
-get; boats of every description were flocking in, and already the
-sappers were lashing pontoons together on the left, under the rocks, to
-make a temporary pier.
-
-Then the boats he had towed in came out to him, and he towed them and
-their wounded back to the _Achates_. For the remainder of that morning
-the Orphan was employed taking Staff Officers backwards and forwards
-between the ship and "W" beach.
-
-The beach parties had laid down six buoys at about ten yards apart and
-some fifty yards from the beach, and had led ropes from these to the
-same number of stakes driven into the beach opposite to them. The
-intervals between these ropes made waterways into which the big lighters
-could haul themselves ashore without colliding with each other. But
-there was a certain amount of jostling just beyond the buoys, and the
-Orphan had his work cut out, whenever he went near the beach, to prevent
-his boat being damaged by the crowds of steamboats "mothering" the big
-lighters into position. She had a big rope fender projecting across her
-bows, another lashed across her stern, and two lengths of six-inch
-"grass" hawser secured all round her side to protect her from bumps;
-but, in spite of these, she soon had one corner of her stern crushed,
-and her steering gear was jammed. The Orphan managed to take her back to
-the _Achates_ safely, and, very sad about it, reported the damage to the
-Commander.
-
-The Commander, at his wits' end for boats, was very angry.
-
-"I'll take you out of her, Mr. Orpen, if you can't manage her," he said
-angrily, but then sent him away to get his boat coaled and watered
-whilst the repairs were being made. "You and your crew can come
-in-board and get some food," he called after the miserable Orphan.
-
-So presently he was able to dash down to the gun-room, where Barnes had
-some cold meat and pickles waiting for him. He had had nothing to eat,
-except a couple of sandwiches, since the previous night, and the sight
-of food made him realize that he was ravenously hungry. It was now
-half-past one. The China Doll--the only one there--lay fast asleep on
-one of the cushioned benches; and he ate his food in peace, with the
-burly Barnes waiting on him. He was nearly as hungry for news as he was
-for food; but the old marine would not talk or tell him anything. "Just
-you go on with your food; there ain't no time for talking," and he gave
-him a cup of strong coffee afterwards. "That'll keep you awake," he
-said, as he cleared away.
-
-The Orphan looked at the China Doll and longed to throw himself down on
-a cushion and sleep; but heavy firing broke out again, and, too excited
-to think of doing so, he went up on the quarter-deck to see what was
-going on.
-
-"Your boat will be ready in half an hour," the officer of the watch told
-him.
-
-The _Cornwallis_, _Swiftsure_, and _Albion_ were now firing at a small
-knoll which showed up above Cape Helles, the big cliff half-way between
-"W" beach and Sedd-el-Bahr. This knoll was known as Hill 138, and
-barbed-wire entanglements round its slopes were plainly visible through
-the Orphan's telescope.
-
-He asked the Fleet-Paymaster and the Navigator, standing on the
-quarter-deck and looking through their glasses, what was happening.
-
-"The Turks still hold it," the Navigator said. "Our chaps are preparing
-to rush it when the ships have finished their bit of work."
-
-"How are they going on down in the _River Clyde_?" he asked.
-
-"Badly; they've been terribly cut up; haven't landed a man since nine
-this morning; something went wrong when they tried to get the lighters
-in position under her bows. Look through your glass! You see those
-chaps there under the little bank on top of the beach, this side of her;
-those are all who are left of some six or seven hundred who tried to get
-ashore early this morning. They can't budge; they have been there all
-the time. And those are their dead, those brownish lumps scattered
-along the beach. Those two transports' boats, stranded under Cape
-Helles, drifted there. Every man aboard them was killed before they got
-near the shore. They've been drifting about all the morning, and
-fetched up on the rocks. Look at that splash jumping up close to the
-_River Clyde_--that's another 8-inch shell from the Asiatic shore. They
-hit her three times before she took the ground, but have missed her ever
-since. Ah! There goes a salvo from the _Prince George_--she's looking
-after the Asiatic guns--that'll quiet 'em."
-
-"Any news from the Australians, sir?" the Orphan asked, feeling horribly
-miserable.
-
-"They and the New Zealanders have done grandly," the Fleet-Paymaster
-answered cheerily. "Pushed inland a devil of a way. They'll be across
-the Peninsula in no time--with luck."
-
-No news had come from the French on the Asiatic side. "They seem to be
-doing all right," the Navigator said; "but it's precious difficult to
-make out what's happening there."
-
-Some men came through the battery door carrying a stretcher with a man
-on it, his face covered with a cloth. They bore it right aft on the
-quarter-deck, lifted back a tarpaulin, which the Orphan then noticed for
-the first time, laid the body on the deck, drew the tarpaulin over it,
-and went for'ard.
-
-"That's the seventeenth," the Navigator told him; "most of them
-soldiers."
-
-Dr. O'Neill, capless and haggard, came up the after hatchway. "By the
-powers that be, but the General has a bad leg!" he said as he hurried
-past them on his way to the sick-bay.
-
-"That's the General you brought off this morning," the Fleet-Paymaster
-explained.
-
-The Sub and the China Doll came up from below, the China Doll just
-wakened by the heavy firing.
-
-"That R.H.A. chap promised to send you off your rifle, China Doll; he
-called out to us just before he landed," the Orphan said; but the
-Assistant Clerk shook his head sorrowfully. "No, he's dead; he died as
-they brought him on board; he and that chum of his are both there," and
-he pointed to the tarpaulin.
-
-"Someone told me," said the Sub, "that the R.H.A. chap got ashore all
-right, fixed up his signal things, and sent off one or two messages
-before he was knocked over. He was more lucky than a good many of those
-there; they never got out of the boats."
-
-"Why did the Captain want you?" asked the Orphan.
-
-The Sub took him aside, his eyes very bright. "He'd forgotten why he
-sent for me, but then wanted to know if we'd had orders to go after
-those crippled boats that time. I told him that we hadn't, but that I
-couldn't stand by and do nothing. I thought he was angry; he said that
-if the steamboats had been disabled it would have meant a serious delay.
-I told him we'd only had a bullet through the funnel and a bit chipped
-out of the gunwale. He looked me up and down, tugged at his beard, and
-I saw that he was smiling. So that's all right, my jumping Orphan!"
-
-"Did he know that the Hun went in too?"
-
-"I told him."
-
-"What did he say?"
-
-"Oh, you know that funny, slow way he has of talking when he's trying to
-be humorous. He just tugged his beard and said: 'I thought I noticed
-that young officer's boat'. Gosh! what a morning it's been!"
-
-The picket-boat's steering gear having been reported repaired, the
-Orphan was sent away again, and kept busy until nightfall, backwards and
-forwards between "W" beach and the ships. Once he took Captain
-Macfarlane on board the _Queen Elisabeth_, now anchored off the _River
-Clyde_, and waited for him whilst the big ship fired salvoes of 6-inch
-shell into Sedd-el-Bahr village and the earthwork on Hill 141 above it.
-Another time he went alongside the sappers' pontoons, and Bubbles dashed
-down to speak to him. "My dear chap, it's a great game; we're having a
-ripping time!" he gurgled and snorted, looking a terrible brigand in his
-clothes--already very dirty. "Oh, that's nothing!" he laughed, as he saw
-the Orphan smile. "We lay in the old Turks' trenches for two blessed
-hours this morning. It was a great time. If you get a chance, bring us
-in some butter and some sausages--and, my hat! old chap, I'm dry--dry as
-a lime-kiln, and my water-bottle's been empty for the last three hours."
-
-The Orphan had some water in the boat and gave it to him. The next time
-he went back to the ship he got a barricoe filled and took it inshore;
-but there was too much of a crush for him to go alongside, so the
-Lamp-post waded in up to his waist and fetched it. "We've almost run
-out of it; all our people gave their water to the wounded, and there are
-any amount more coming down now. We've just heard that the Worcesters
-have rushed Hill 138, and they and the Lancashires are going to try and
-take Hill 141. Yes, there they come," and he pointed up the gully, down
-which many stretchers were being carried. He shouted to a couple of the
-beach party, and seizing the barricoe of water, they ran it up the beach
-towards a little tent under the rocks to the left, with a Red Cross flag
-flying near it, and crowds of men in every attitude of weariness
-gathered round it. These were all wounded men.
-
-At this time, about a quarter to five, there was a period of comparative
-quiet. The Worcesters had cleared the Turks out of Hill 138, so that
-"W" beach was practically free from rifle-fire; and now they and the
-Lancashire Fusiliers were forming up to attack the earthwork on Hill
-141. This dominated both Hill 138 and "V" beach, where the _River
-Clyde_ lay, so that, until it was captured, it was impossible to join
-hands with the remnants of the Dublins on "V" beach. A very brave
-attempt was made about half-past five to take this earthwork; but the
-two gallant regiments were almost exhausted after their hard day's
-fighting under a hot sun, and they met more wire entanglements, so
-thickly laid, and commanded by such a heavy fire, that they were unable
-to advance farther. At nightfall the Turks still held Hill 141, and
-separated the troops who had landed on "W" beach from those who had
-landed on "V" beach.
-
-These poor chaps had suffered terribly all day, and still remained
-crouched under the low cliff or bank there, unable to move.
-
-During the fighting for this last hill, the Orphan towed in two
-horse-boats with two field-guns and their limbers. They were covered up
-with tarpaulins, and he was not certain whether they were English
-18-pounders or French 75's. At any rate, the beach parties soon got
-hold of them with hook-ropes and drag-ropes, hauled them ashore, and
-"man-handled" them up the gully. The Orphan knew, in a general sort of
-way, that things were not "going" as well as had been hoped, but he was
-kept so busy, and was so fatigued, that by sunset he could hardly keep
-his eyes open. Several times he had to hand over the wheel to Jarvis;
-but at last, after having spent nearly an hour hunting in the dark for
-an important transport which had anchored in the wrong place, he found
-himself at nine o'clock back again alongside the _Achates_.
-
-The Sub, on watch, told him that he would not be wanted for some time.
-"Go and get something to eat, and a rest," he said; "you've had a pretty
-hard day of it."
-
-He stumbled down into the gun-room, where he found the Hun fast asleep
-with his head on the table. Barnes brought him a glass of beer, and he
-swallowed it in one draught. "Give me a biscuit--anything--I'm too
-sleepy to eat."
-
-But Barnes had some sandwiches ready. "Plenty of mustard on 'em--made
-'em myself--mustard'll ginger you up. Just you lie down on the
-cushions, and I'll stick the plate alongside you."
-
-The Pimple found him, and wanted to tell him the latest news. The
-Orphan told him to "chuck it". The China Doll came in and would have
-asked him questions, but the Orphan pretended to be asleep, so he
-tiptoed out again like a mouse. Uncle Podger strolled in, smoking his
-pipe, and began to play patience. He watched him shuffling and dealing
-the cards, and then fell asleep.
-
-He woke. The corporal of the gangway was shaking him.
-
-"The Commander wants you, sir."
-
-He dragged himself up. The gun-room was empty. The alarum-clock on the
-notice-board showed a quarter to eleven, and he went up to the dark
-quarter-deck, where he found the Commander and reported himself.
-
-"Oh! there you are, are you? I've been sending all over the ship for
-you. The 'wounded' launch is going down to the _River Clyde_; I've no
-one else to send with her; Rawlinson has gone away in a cutter and I
-can't trust anyone else; the steam pinnace will tow you down, and the
-doctors are going with you. I've sent four hands into the launch
-already, and she's at the starboard boom; drop her astern and alongside
-the port gangway. Hurry up!"
-
-Still half asleep, the Orphan found this big pulling boat (fitted to
-transport wounded, she had been), dropped into her, and five minutes
-later brought her alongside.
-
-The Hun, in the pinnace, came along out of the dark, bumped into her,
-and got her painter made fast to the towing-cleat. "They're having a
-jolly lively time down at the _River Clyde_!" the Hun called across.
-
-The Orphan, turning his sleepy head in that direction, listened, and
-heard a good deal of rifle-firing, and occasionally the spluttering of a
-maxim.
-
-"Right into it," he thought, and forgot his tiredness.
-
-Dr. O'Neill and Dr. Gordon scrambled down the ship's side into the
-launch; the big chief sick-berth steward came down after them. Bags of
-dressings were passed down; and Dr. O'Neill cursed irritably when a bag,
-fumbled owing to the darkness, slipped through the hands of the people
-on the gangway above, fell into the boat, and only just missed falling
-overboard.
-
-The Commander called down to the Doctor: "Keep the steam pinnace if you
-want her." The Sub roared out orders to the Hun, and he started his
-engines and towed the launch away from the ship's dark side.
-
-Six bells struck on board her--it was just eleven o'clock.
-
-
-
-
- *CHAPTER IX*
-
- *The "River Clyde"*
-
-
-The night was not very dark, a pale moon--past the quarter--appeared
-occasionally between slowly drifting clouds, and the sea was still quite
-smooth. The Peninsula showed as a dark wall rising gradually from Cape
-Tekke to the high cliffs at Cape Helles, beyond and under which the
-_River Clyde_ lay.
-
-The Orphan--wide awake now--steered the big clumsy launch, and listened
-to the two weary doctors talking of their day's work and the job in
-front of them. Dr. O'Neill, the Fleet-Surgeon, had a grievance--he
-generally had. This time it was with the Padre and the Fleet-Paymaster.
-They had tried to make out a list of the men killed and wounded--the men
-who had been brought on board the _Achates_--but the sights and sounds
-in that crowded sick-bay, with the for'ard turret-gun firing directly
-over it, every two or three minutes, had been too much for them. Their
-stomachs would not "stick it".
-
-"The only job they have, and they can't do it," he growled. "It took me
-another two hours getting in all the names and the official numbers on
-their identity disks."
-
-"It was pretty beastly in there, P.M.O., and they've never seen anything
-like it," Dr. Gordon said soothingly. "They did their best; the Padre
-fainted outside, and the Fleet-Paymaster was sick."
-
-"Never seen anything like it before! Nonsense! Nor have I! Did you get
-them all safely to the hospital ship?"
-
-Dr. Gordon told him that he had only just returned from doing so. "The
-whole thing's silly, confoundedly silly, and this is the stupidest of
-all--this trip of ours," the Fleet-Surgeon snapped.
-
-"It's not much of a joy ride, is it? You must be awfully tired," Dr.
-Gordon said in his nervous, self-disparaging manner, as if he too had
-not been hard at work the whole day.
-
-Silence followed for some time, until the steam pinnace, swerving
-suddenly to port to pass two trawlers, indistinct in the darkness,
-jerked the launch after her and waked the Fleet-Surgeon. "Why the devil
-can't that young imp in the pinnace steer properly?"
-
-The noise of furious rifle-firing coming from Sedd-el-Bahr stopped him
-for a moment, but then he went on again with his dismal groan. "A nice
-little job at this time of night. Running straight into it we are."
-
-As the boats had altered course so much to port, they presently found
-themselves close under the high cliffs, and whilst being towed along in
-front of them, the moon, peeping out for a few moments, made them
-conspicuous.
-
-Dr. O'Neill had just asked angrily: "Why the devil they wanted to go in
-so close! Didn't they know the Turks still held the end of them!" when
-ping! went a bullet over the stern of the boat and plunked into the
-water.
-
-Another came, and another.
-
-"Keep down, under cover!" growled Dr. O'Neill, more savagely than ever,
-and he and Dr. Gordon, the chief sick-berth steward and the four men of
-the crew, sat themselves down in the bottom of the boat. The Orphan,
-sitting exposed in the stern-sheets, wished he was ten sizes smaller.
-
-They were close to the _River Clyde_ now; its dark shape loomed just
-ahead of them, and the noise of firing crackled fiercely, tiny spurts of
-flame from hundreds of rifles lighting up the water's edge.
-
-They ran under the starboard quarter and gained shelter; the launch
-scraped against a rough wooden ladder and stopped; the doctors scrambled
-up it, followed by the chief sick-berth steward; their surgical
-dressings and lantern were handed up to them, and they disappeared
-through the dark gangway port in the ship's side--one of those ports
-which had been cut to allow her troops to pour out quickly. The Orphan
-and his crew in the launch, and the Hun in his steam pinnace, were left
-to themselves.
-
-A maxim rattled--fired somewhere from the _River Clyde_ herself; and
-when it stopped, Dr. O'Neill's harsh voice could be heard asking: "Where
-the wounded were; what he could be expected to do in that damnable
-darkness! and calling for a match to light the lantern." A head peeped
-out from the gangway port, and a voice called down: "That's not a very
-'ealthy spot, mate. The trawlers, what comed for the wounded, were
-sniped something 'orrid down there. They 'ad to shove off out of it."
-
-"We've come for the wounded," the Orphan sang out.
-
-"Well, you bally well won't get 'em. All that are left are hup on the
-hupper deck, and can't be got down whilst this 'ere shooting's going
-on--they're quite all right up there--be'ind the bulwarks they are."
-
-From inside the ship came shouts of: "Put out that light! Curse you!
-We don't want any light here!" Evidently Dr. O'Neill had managed to
-light it, and was looking round for wounded.
-
-"They'll begin sniping again--they starts directly they sees a
-light--better keep down in those boats. Off they go--I'm 'opping it!"
-sang out the man above.
-
-Ping! Ping! Ping! Three twinkles from somewhere to the right--a
-bullet hit the water, another clanged against the pinnace's steel
-wheel-screen, another hit the side of the ship just under the ladder,
-slid down and fell into the water.
-
-The Hun, from behind his shield, sang out to the Orphan to know if he
-was enjoying himself. The shouts from inside grew louder; then there
-was silence. Evidently the lamp had been extinguished.
-
-The voice from the gangway called down: "'Ave they stopped? Hany one
-got a souvenir in 'im?"
-
-"Where are they firing from?" asked the Orphan.
-
-"That old castle sticks hout in the sea, this 'ere side," called back
-the voice, "and them there snipers 'ave been doin' themselves something
-proud."
-
-The Orphan strained his eyes and could just distinguish, about two
-hundred yards away--ahead of the _River Clyde_--the battlemented outline
-of the castle walls and, farther to the right, a much more indistinct
-and blurred mass sticking out into the sea. This was actually the sea
-walls of Sedd-el-Bahr castle, jutting out on a reef.
-
-No more shots came from there, and there was quietness everywhere for a
-few minutes. He began to feel sleepy, but then one or two solitary
-rifles rang out on the cliff side of the ship, five or six followed,
-thirty or forty seemed to chip in, and, almost before he knew it, a
-perfect pandemonium of rifle-fire burst out, making a ruddy glow against
-which the stern of the ship and the masts stood out quite plainly.
-Presently maxims started on shore, whether English or Turkish he could
-not know; and then, up above, from the foc's'le of the ship herself,
-several maxims added their voices to the din. The snipers from the sea
-walls did not take part in this "show". It died down after a while; a
-few crashes of musketry, then a few scattered shots apparently answering
-each other, and silence--silence which seemed absolutely
-extraordinary--as if it was something tangible.
-
-What had happened, the Orphan had not the faintest idea. He could only
-stay where he was, and hope that Dr. O'Neill would decide something
-shortly.
-
-Presently he heard the Doctor's voice in the darkness: "Steam pinnace!
-Steam pinnace!" and the Hun calling back "Aye, aye, sir!" "Go back to
-the ship and ask the Commander to send for me half an hour after the
-next attack ceases."
-
-"Right, sir!" and jeering at his pal, the Hun, shoved off and
-disappeared back to the _Achates_, drawing a solitary twinkle from the
-sea wall of the castle and a solitary bullet which hit the ship's side,
-above the Orphan's head.
-
-In a few minutes a voice called down: "You've got to make fast and come
-along inside 'ere--you and your crew," so he clambered up the wooden
-steps with his four men. Very willingly he did this, for he was anxious
-to be able to say that he had been aboard the _River Clyde_, and he felt
-lonely and very exposed, waiting alongside.
-
-Inside her was absolutely pitch dark; a man who bumped against him could
-not be seen. The Orphan heard Dr. O'Neill's voice, and elbowed his way
-towards him, stumbling across something which he knew was a stretcher,
-but evidently not waking the man asleep on it.
-
-"Sit down, and keep out of the gangway," Dr. O'Neill snapped, "unless
-you want a bullet in you. There's nothing any of us can do. There they
-go again, curse them!" as more rifle-firing started, just as it had done
-before--one or two shots, then more, then apparently a whole line
-blazing away as if they had millions of rounds of ammunition to spare.
-This time he heard hundreds of bullets pattering against the opposite
-side of the ship, and the glare showed him another gangway port opposite
-the one by which he had just entered.
-
-"It's blocked up with boards, and you can see the light between them,"
-someone sitting next him said; "and those blighted Turks can see a light
-inside here, through them, too."
-
-This burst of firing died away very rapidly; and as he sat there, jammed
-among a lot of soldiers, his eyes gradually became accustomed to the
-darkness, and he made out that he was close to a big hatch leading down
-into absolute blackness--the hold probably--and that above him was
-another hatchway, with a coaming round it, the edges of which stood out
-quite clearly against the clouds. A broad wooden ladder--the foot of it
-quite close to him--led up to this and, as he knew it must, to the upper
-deck, where the remaining wounded lay. The gangway port through which
-he had come, showed as a lighter patch than the ship's side, and anybody
-moving across it could be just distinguished; but people did not move
-across it more than they could help, because a lot of bullets had
-already come through it from the sea wall. Under this, his launch
-lay--at the foot of the ladder he had just climbed up. Dr. Gordon kept
-on talking, evidently trying to pacify Dr. O'Neill, and a man near him
-kept rattling something--a ship's lantern it sounded like--so he guessed
-that the chief sick-berth steward sat quite near. People conversed all
-round him, in a drowsy sort of way, as if to prevent themselves being
-nervous or of going to sleep; farther away, hundreds of people seemed to
-be snoring. A soldier leant against his back; he knew it was a soldier
-because a bayonet kept pressing against his thigh; someone slid down
-across his legs, snoring loudly; he pulled up his knees, and the man
-went on snoring peacefully; out from a distant corner came the sound of
-a man in pain, in his sleep.
-
-Some men were sitting at the foot of the ladder, and, because he heard
-Dr. O'Neill talking to them, he guessed that they were officers. He was
-evidently suggesting the possibility of getting down the wounded now
-that the firing had died away, but they kept on saying: "They'll start
-off again in a minute! It can't be done." Every now and then came the
-noise of heavy boots trampling hurriedly across the deck above; a figure
-would appear over the coaming, silhouetted against the clouds for a
-moment, and then someone would come hastily clattering down the ladder
-as if he were glad to get away from there. The whistle of an occasional
-bullet over that hatch explained this.
-
-Another burst of firing broke out, swelled to a perfect fury of noise,
-and then subsided just as the others had done.
-
-During a comparatively quiet interval which followed, several men
-scrambled down the ladders. They called out: "Worcesters to go ashore at
-once!" and then went back again, screwing themselves over the coaming
-and disappearing along the deck. The group of officers stirred
-themselves and stood up wearily--a tired, lackadaisical voice kept
-repeating "Sergeant-Major! Sergeant-Major!" then seemed to wake
-properly, and yelled it out.
-
-Men began to stir. '"Ere, wake up, Major! You're wanted," came out of
-the dark; the sound of a man waking irritably from his sleep, scrambling
-to his feet, a long yawn, and then a sharp, decisive "Yes, sir!
-Sergeant-Major, sir!"
-
-"Fall in, the Worcesters! Worcesters! The Worcesters have to go
-ashore," the officer shouted.
-
-"Fall in, Worcesters! Fall in, Worcesters! Fall in! Fall in round the
-ladder!" Men all round took up the cry, waking those asleep. Men
-cursed and yawned, and yawned and cursed again.
-
-"Who are you a-shaking of? I ain't a ruddy Worcester," growled someone.
-The darkness was full of bustle and noise as the Worcesters dragged
-themselves to their feet and groped round for their packs and rifles.
-Rifles clattered to the deck; men jostled, cursing, against each other,
-and the Sergeant-Major's voice kept calling out: "Come along, lads!
-We've got to go ashore! Hurry up, Worcesters! This way, Worcesters!
-Fall in near the ladder!"
-
-Men began humping on their packs. The Orphan--by this time on his feet,
-to keep out of the way--had a rifle shoved into his hands. "'Old on to
-it, mate, while I shoves my blooming pack on." He helped the man whilst
-he secured the webbing-straps. Then a plaintive voice came out of the
-dark: "I cawn't find me pack! Where's me pack?"
-
-There was a titter of amusement as the Sergeant-Major yelled for the men
-to help him find it.
-
-"'Ere it is, you blighted idiot!" someone shouted. "You was a-sittin' on
-it."
-
-"'Elp me on! 'Elp me on!" the idiot pleaded.
-
-"You'll 'ave to 'ave a lady's maid, that's what you'll 'ave to 'ave. We
-cawn't go waiting for you, Bill 'Awkins," bawled the Sergeant-Major; and
-to judge by the silly cries of Bill Hawkins, they were strapping him up
-too tightly.
-
-"Where's me rifle? I 'ad it in me 'ands, and now I cawn't find 'e," the
-company idiot stammered helplessly; and the man whom the Orphan was
-helping chuckled: "'E's a fair treat, that 'ere 'Awkins; 'e can never
-find nothink."
-
-The rifle had to be found. The Captain with the lackadaisical voice was
-getting impatient. Matches were struck to look for it.
-
-"Come along, Worcesters! Get up on deck!" shouted the Captain; and they
-began clattering up the wooden ladder, actually bandying jokes as they
-disappeared over the coaming, and went pattering along the deck. The
-company idiot, who was in a pitiable state of terror lest he should be
-left behind, found his rifle at last, and, clutching it, he rushed up
-the ladder after them.
-
-"Now 'old on to it, and don't let it out o' yer 'ands. You'll 'ave to
-look arter yerself now," said the Sergeant-Major kindly, as he followed
-him.
-
-Whilst these men had been getting ready, another outburst of firing had
-commenced, and the fusillade on shore sputtered furiously.
-
-"I shouldn't care to have to go ashore, out into that," Dr. Gordon said;
-and Dr. O'Neill answered: "I wouldn't go as cheerfully as they seemed
-to. Grand chaps those!"
-
-"That's the first time I've heard him praise anyone," thought the
-Orphan.
-
-Firing died away again, until only an occasional shot broke the silence;
-and with that company of Worcesters gone, there was much more room.
-
-The two doctors talked in a low voice. The Orphan heard Dr. O'Neill say
-cynically: "You can't get a night like this in Harley Street;" and the
-volunteer reserve doctor laughed, in his funny, nervous manner: "No, I
-can't. I expect my old butler wouldn't sleep much if he knew how I was
-spending my night. He looks after me as though I were a baby."
-
-Someone came down the ladder--the Orphan thought he had on a naval
-cap--sat with his back against a stanchion, and went to sleep. A man
-coming down presently, knocked against him and woke him--a perfect
-torrent of oaths, in a very childish voice, following.
-
-"Why, that's old Piggy Carter from the _Queen Elizabeth_," thought the
-Orphan. "I'd know his voice anywhere." He went across and shook him,
-for he had fallen fast asleep again. "Carter! You are Piggy Carter,
-ar'n't you? I'm Orpen; you remember me?"
-
-He did; and listened sleepily to the Orphan telling him all about the
-shell and splinter holes in the _Achates_ deck and funnel, until Dr.
-O'Neill called out irritably: "Stop chattering!"
-
-"Look here, Piggy, I want to go up on deck and have a look round," the
-Orphan whispered; but Piggy said he'd spent all day there, and in the
-water, with the lighters, and if the Orphan wanted to go along, more
-fool he, and he could go by himself. He--Carter--wanted to sleep, and
-didn't want to hear any more of "W" beach, or "X", or "Y", or "A", "B",
-or "C", or the whole tomfool alphabet of beaches.
-
-And he went to sleep, with his back against the stanchion; and the
-Orphan, left to himself, sat on some sacks, watched the clouds moving
-across the open hatchway, and listened to the firing ashore, the
-pattering of bullets against the ship's side, and the snoring of tired
-men.
-
-He went to sleep, and woke in the midst of a tremendous din. There was
-a perfect scream of rifle- and maxim-firing. He longed to go on deck,
-and wondered whether Dr. O'Neill would see him. Perhaps he was asleep
-too.
-
-There was a new noise now--a much louder boom following a glare which
-lighted up the clouds, and then a smaller glare and a lesser sound;
-nearer they were, much nearer. "Those are field-guns," he said to
-himself; and after listening to them for some minutes, judging the
-distances of the different sounds, realized that they were our own guns.
-They began firing two shots, one after the other. "Two guns," he
-thought; and then felt certain that these were the very same guns which
-he had towed ashore that afternoon at "W" beach. He _must_ see what was
-going on.
-
-He wriggled cautiously to the foot of the ladder--Dr. O'Neill's voice
-didn't call out to him--he went up it on hands and feet. As he reached
-the top a bullet whistled by; he ducked, and threw himself over the
-coaming, clung there, found himself on deck--the noise seemed louder
-there--and doubled himself up as he ran across to the shelter of the
-bulwark. He waited for half a minute to pull himself together, and then
-drew himself up and peered over.
-
-Right in front of him was the dark mass of the cliffs--they seemed to be
-not 200 yards away--and twinkles of flame sparkled out all along the
-tops of them. As he looked, there was the glare of a field-gun flash
-which outlined the whole cliffs--the crash--and then a glare farther
-inland, and a fainter report of a shrapnel bursting. For an instant he
-saw before him a narrow strip of beach with a dark shadow above it.
-Then it was dark again; but all along it, all the time, spurts of
-rifle-flame, ten times as distinct and large as those twinkles of the
-Turks' rifles on the cliff, marked an irregular, uneven line, where he
-knew our own troops must be--those Worcesters, who had just landed,
-probably among them.
-
-A little to the right, down in the centre of that spluttering line of
-flashes, there was a regular spout of flame--a maxim was rattling;
-farther away inland, twinkles darted out everywhere--the whole air
-seemed full of noises. Then he jumped nervously, for suddenly two or
-three maxims at the other end--from the bows of the _River
-Clyde_--opened fire at something or other, just as they had done before.
-He could see nothing moving; it was all very uncanny, and fearfully
-exciting. He forgot that bullets occasionally pinged overhead or
-splattered against the side of the ship, and waited there until that
-attack had been beaten off--or perhaps, after all, it had been a false
-alarm--and gradually first the maxims, then the volleys, then the
-individual firing died down, and left only a few snipers trying to find
-each other.
-
-Then he had time to look round the deck. Close to him he saw
-something--some queer shape--moving in the shadow of the bulwark, and he
-put out his hand and felt the rough hair and the long, smooth ears which
-could only have belonged to a donkey. There were two of them, both tied
-up behind a little deck-house. They were glad for anyone to touch them;
-they nosed at him, as if he gave them comfort, and stamped their little
-feet on the deck to show their pleasure, and to make him understand how
-they wanted to be taken on shore.
-
-He gave them each a friendly pat and scratched their ears, wondering
-what they were doing there.
-
-But what he wanted to see were those maxims, away at the other end of
-the ship; to be actually behind them when they next opened fire, and to
-find out what was happening, and what they were firing at. So he crept
-along the deck, along a row of stretchers, with shapeless forms on them,
-lying close under the bulwark. One or two groaned, but they all seemed
-to be asleep, and then he gained the entrance to the dark passage or
-alley-way under the superstructure. In it a man was smoking--he saw the
-glowing end of his cigarette.
-
-"Can I get along here?" the Orphan asked. "I want to get to the
-maxims."
-
-A rough Yorkshire voice told him the passage was full of people asleep.
-"You'd be doing better to go up along; keep away t'other side, it's
-safer so."
-
-So the Orphan retreated, crossed the open deck in front of the mast and
-cargo winch, found the ladder leading to the superstructure, and was
-just going up it, to the shelter of the starboard side of the
-deck-house, when he saw a stooping figure bending over a stretcher, and
-Dr. O'Neill's harsh voice growled out: "Here, you! come and lend a hand.
-Lift that corner of the stretcher."
-
-A wounded man lay on it, very heavily asleep; and as the Orphan lifted,
-the Doctor pulled free a blanket which had caught under the stretcher,
-and spread it over him.
-
-He had not recognized the Orphan, who promptly darted up the ladder lest
-he should do so, and stop him going to find those maxims. He groped his
-way to the ladder, which he knew must lead down to the for'ard "well"
-deck; found it, climbed down, and then the fo'c'sle itself was in front
-of him, and an iron ladder to climb up. He was up it like a redshank,
-and at last found himself right in the bows of the _River Clyde_.
-
-Two almost simultaneous glares from the field-guns lighted the clouds
-and showed up, for a moment, the high battlemented curtain-walls and the
-bastions of Sedd-el-Bahr castle, and showed the fo'c'sle he stood on,
-the cables, the capstan winch, some sand-bags piled up in the bows, some
-men standing behind them, and three box-shaped structures--two on the
-port side and one on the starboard.
-
-He did not know what these were.
-
-
-
-
- *CHAPTER X*
-
- *A Night Attack*
-
-
-The Orphan, holding his breath, crept forward to look over the sand-bags
-in the bows, treading on hundreds of empty cartridge-cases which rolled
-about the deck.
-
-Another glare from the field-guns, and he saw that one of the men
-standing there, peering through his glasses into the gloom below, was an
-officer of the Royal Naval Division--the "R.N.D."--a Sub-lieutenant,
-wearing a naval cap with the silver anchor badge. (He actually belonged
-to the Armoured Car Section.)
-
-"Hello! Who are you? Where've you sprung from?" this officer called
-out.
-
-The Orphan told him, and, thirsting for information, asked what was
-happening. "What's going on, sir?"
-
-"I'm hanged if I know."
-
-"But what were you firing at? Those maxims were firing a minute ago,
-weren't they?" he asked, disappointed.
-
-"Were they?" the Sub-lieutenant repeated to the figure next to him, who
-replied dryly: "I fancy I heard them."
-
-"I feel sure I heard some little noise too, now I come to think of it,"
-said the Sub-lieutenant jocularly.
-
-"What are those things?" the Orphan asked, pointing to the two dark,
-square, box-like structures along the port side of the fo'c'sle.
-
-"Come along and see," said his new friend; took him to one, slid back an
-iron plate, and pushed him into a little space where three men crouched,
-in the darkness, round the breech of a maxim whose barrel stuck out
-through a loophole in the front.
-
-"Quiet little cosy place, that," he heard the Sub-lieutenant say from
-the outside. "Come along and we'll shut them in again, or they'll catch
-cold."
-
-He slid the rear plate into place, and led the Orphan back to the maxim
-in the bows. "They're comfortable enough in their little boxes, aren't
-they? Steel plates all round them, and a steel plate on top--all home
-comforts!"
-
-"But what's going on? Do tell me," the Orphan begged, looking down over
-the bows.
-
-"Would you like to start a battle? I bet you would;" and before the
-excited Orphan had time to think what he meant, he sang out: "Get hold
-of that gun," and pushed him down astride the tripod.
-
-Mechanically the bewildered and flustered midshipman gripped the two
-handles, and stood by to press his thumbs on the firing-button.
-
-"Now don't be in a hurry; point the thing over there. No, not there;
-that's where our chaps are; they wouldn't like it--beastly 'touchy' they
-are; point the other way; that's better."
-
-The Orphan found himself training the gun towards where he could just
-distinguish the biggest and nearest of all the bastions, straight ahead
-of the ship.
-
-"There's the front door of the castle, down there," continued his
-friend. "Turks are always coming in or out--lazy beggars they are--they
-want 'gingering up'. Wait till those field-guns, up beyond Cape Helles,
-fire; then you'll see it; the front door-steps show up white. Ah! there
-they go! That's about right! Keep her there! Let her rip!"
-
-The Orphan, not really realizing what he was doing, pointed the gun
-towards a white patch, and jerked both his thumbs against the button.
-His eyes were blinded as "tut! tut! tut! tut!" flashed the gun, and the
-jar on his unaccustomed thumbs and wrists took off the pressure.
-
-"Keep her going!" he heard his new friend shout; and setting his teeth
-and pressing with all his might, he tried to keep the maxim gun pointing
-in the right direction as it shook and rattled, and the empty
-cartridge-cases tumbled on to others upon the deck.
-
-Immediately there were answering twinkles and sparks of rifles--a maxim
-somewhere above the castle doorway flamed out--the firing rang along the
-length of the beach, was taken on up above the cliffs; hundreds,
-thousands of shots were fired, and bullets whizzed over the fo'c'sle of
-the _River Clyde_, one or two thudding against the sand-bags.
-
-"All right; let 'em go to sleep again," the Sub-lieutenant laughed, as
-the Orphan's tired thumbs and wrists refused to press the button any
-longer and the maxim stopped. In two minutes there was absolute
-silence.
-
-"Well! Enjoy your battle?"
-
-"Thank you very much!" the Orphan answered, tremendously pleased, and
-picking up a couple of the cartridge-cases he had fired, to keep as
-curios.
-
-"What did happen?" he asked as he stood up again.
-
-"A strong attack on the _River Clyde_ was beaten off with heavy loss,
-thanks to the brilliant handling of the maxims under the charge of--what
-did you say your name is?"
-
-"Orpen of the _Achates_."
-
-"----under the charge of Midshipman Orpen of H.M.S. _Achates_."
-
-"But there wasn't any attack, was there, sir?"
-
-"Not as I know of; but it sounds better, and we'll leave it at that,"
-laughed the Sub-lieutenant.
-
-He kept on peering into the darkness; he seemed a little anxious, taking
-advantage of the frequent glares from the field-guns to look very
-closely through his glasses.
-
-"There's something going on down there--I'm blest if I know what! You
-have a look," and he handed the glasses to the midshipman. The Orphan
-peered through them, waited for the sudden coming of a glare, thought he
-saw figures moving, and said so.
-
-"So do I; but I can't make out whether they are our fellows or not."
-
-"Where are our men?" the Orphan asked.
-
-"More to the left, along the beach--there's no cover just in front of
-the bows down there. You see those dark shadows under the bows; they're
-the lighters your chaps fixed up. The Turks have some maxims in one of
-the bastions of that old castle; they're the guns which did all the
-mischief this morning. We've been trying to knock 'em out all day, but
-can't seem to get hold of 'em."
-
-"Was it very bad this morning?"
-
-"Bad! My God! it was awful. You see those pontoons or lighters--wait
-for a flash from the field-guns. Ah! now you see them! By half-past
-eight this morning they were actually heaped with our men--dead and
-wounded. If a wounded man moved a finger, they filled him with bullets.
-Not one man out of three got ashore. They're still lying on them; thank
-God, the night hides them! Keep your eyes skinned; I'm certain there's
-something going on down there," he added sharply.
-
-A messenger came from the bridge, climbing the fo'c'sle ladder, and
-calling out: "The officer! Where's the machine-guns officer?"
-
-"Here I am."
-
-"The Colonel thinks the Turks are going to try and rush the pontoons.
-He wants you to 'stand by' with your maxims."
-
-"All right; let 'em try," and he calmly filled his pipe, struck a match,
-the flare of which seemed to the excited Orphan to illuminate the whole
-fo'c'sle, and proceeded very slowly to light it; whilst the Orphan
-hardly knew whether he was standing on his head or his heels for
-excitement.
-
-"Tell those two guns in the 'boxes' to train on the shore, near the
-pontoons, and 'stand by' to fire," the Sub-lieutenant said, casually
-giving the order, and sucking at his pipe as though he was thoroughly
-enjoying it.
-
-"I'm certain there are some chaps down there, but we've landed nearly
-twelve hundred more since dark, and those may be some of them. I'm
-hanged if I know!"
-
-"Ah, look!" he said quietly, as a glare from the field-guns showed,
-unmistakably, a figure approaching the end of the pontoons. "What kind
-of a cap has he? The Turks wear a shapeless thing, almost like one of
-our Balaclava helmets."
-
-The Orphan, hugely excited, had caught a glimpse of him, but could not
-see the shape of his cap. He was scrambling from one pontoon to the
-next, moving about and then disappearing in a particularly dark shadow.
-It struck him that the man seemed to be putting his feet down very
-cautiously, almost as if he were looking for something and was afraid of
-treading on it.
-
-"He has to move carefully, there are so many dead lying there," his
-friend explained.
-
-"He's going back now," the Orphan whispered.
-
-"That's rummy; so he is! and there are a lot more other chaps--a whole
-mass of them--coming towards him."
-
-As he spoke a tremendous fusillade broke out on shore, above where the
-dark line of pontoons ended and these dark figures were moving, and the
-air over their heads seemed to be filled with whistling bullets. Bullets
-rattled up against the bows of the ship and smacked into the sand-bags,
-one or two pinged against the plates in front of the other two maxims;
-rifles began firing from the other side of the ship, from the lower sea
-walls. An answering crackle of musketry broke out along the shore to
-the left; and as the Orphan ducked his head below the sand-bags, his
-friend the officer, not waiting for any further orders, opened fire with
-all three maxims, and two more, down on the port side of the fo'c'sle
-well deck, joined in as well.
-
-It was the most furious firing the Orphan had heard since he came aboard
-the _River Clyde_. He pushed his hand and arm between the sand-bags,
-and tried to look through the gap. Rifles began firing below him, close
-to him, and _towards_ him; the men firing them must be on the pontoons
-themselves. The Sub-lieutenant saw them; jumped to the gun, yelling,
-"Depress! depress! fire on the last two pontoons." A sand-bag was
-pulled away to allow the maxim to depress, and it spurted fire and
-bullets; left off to correct the depression, and started again. The
-Orphan thought he heard shrieks (afterwards he swore he did); those
-rifles on the pontoons dropped from twenty or more to three--then to
-one--then to none; but the firing behind, up above the bank, went on
-more furiously than ever, and the bigger flashes of the English rifles,
-along the beach to the left, seemed to be blazing all the time. Two
-maxims among them made spouts of flame quite three feet long.
-
-The din was so terrific that the Orphan could only just hear what his
-friend yelled in his ears: "Pretty to watch, sonny; but you'd better
-scoot back aft--they may come on again, and that doctor of yours may
-want you. Keep your head down, well down, as you go."
-
-The Orphan, who had entirely forgotten Dr. O'Neill, and would have given
-his soul to stay and see the end of this, found himself stumbling down
-the ladder from. the fo'c'sle, up again and along the superstructure,
-down and along the line of stretchers; bumped into the donkeys at the
-top of the hatch, crawled over the coaming, and very gently went down
-the ladder, hoping that Dr. O'Neill had not missed him and would not see
-him coming back.
-
-He need not have bothered himself about that. There was a great deal of
-confusion down there; orders were being yelled out, men were gathering
-at each side of the gangway port, rifle-butts were banging on the deck,
-and bayonets snapping on the muzzles. He was pushed out of the way, and
-found himself next to Dr. O'Neill and the chief sick-berth steward. He
-expected to get a "wigging", but Dr. O'Neill only snarled: "They've
-started a silly yarn that the Turks are trying to board along the
-platforms--all this silly, stupid fuss--it's confounded nonsense.
-You've slept through the last two hours, you lucky little devil!"
-
-The Orphan was just going to say that it wasn't nonsense, that he had
-seen the Turks trying to get across the pontoons to the platform, but he
-thought it wiser to keep quiet. He asked the chief sick-berth steward
-where Dr. Gordon was.
-
-"Gone back, sir, an hour ago; a steamboat came along, and the
-Fleet-Surgeon sent him back to the ship. I wish he'd sent me. I'd be
-just as happy there, sir."
-
-That snotty--Piggy Carter--was still sitting with his back to the
-stanchion, at the foot of the ladder, his chin on his chest, and
-snoring. The Orphan thinking that he would love to know that the Turks
-were trying to board through the gangway port (about twenty feet away
-from him), shook him till he woke, asking: "What's the matter?"
-
-The Orphan told him excitedly.
-
-"Oh, bother the Turks! I don't care a tuppenny curse for them; what
-d'you want to wake me for?" and promptly went to sleep again.
-
-For a few minutes everyone was in a state of nerves, expecting at any
-moment to see the heads of Turks appearing at that big opening in the
-ship's side; the noise of firing, on the other side of the ship, rose to
-a perfect frenzy.
-
-Although the Orphan had seen the first attempt crumpled up, he could not
-know what would happen to a second, and felt very jumpy, too; but
-presently the firing gradually subsided, and word was passed down that
-all the soldiers there were to go ashore. These men unfixed bayonets,
-strapped on their packs, and went on deck, knocking against the sleeping
-midshipman, who cursed them in his juvenile voice. That was about three
-o'clock, and for some time afterwards things were very quiet. The
-Fleet-Surgeon, the Orphan, the chief sick-berth steward, and Piggy
-Carter snoring against his stanchion, were alone, as far as they could
-see although from the dark recesses of the space round them they heard a
-great multitude of snores of every variety. The Orphan's launch's crew
-had not been seen since they had come inboard, and no doubt four of
-those snores belonged to them.
-
-The Orphan himself dozed off once or twice, but kept on being awakened
-by bursts of firing. He did not want to go to sleep, for fear of
-missing any of the excitement, so went and leant up against the edge of
-the gangway port, only putting his nose out, because bullets were still
-coming along from those snipers on the low sea walls which jutted into
-the sea on this side. A cool breeze blew in through the port and made a
-pleasant "popple" against his launch, which was bumping gently against
-the side of the _River Clyde_. It was raining a little, and the cool
-drops on his forehead were jolly refreshing.
-
-Even standing there he could not keep awake; his brain began to lull
-itself with the burbling noise of the sea and the boat, until suddenly
-the most appalling, panic-stricken shrieks came from overhead, and the
-noise of heavy boots trampling along the deck.
-
-The Orphan, with his heart in his mouth, dashed to the foot of the
-ladder, just in time to see a half-naked figure, his chest and neck
-swathed in blood-stained bandages, throw himself over the coaming of the
-hatchway above him; dragging a blanket after him he came scrambling down
-the ladder, yelling that the Turks had boarded the ship and were
-bayoneting everyone on deck. There happened to be the sound of many
-feet running about overhead at the time, and for a moment the Orphan was
-entirely terror-struck--his heart really seemed to stop beating; but the
-Fleet-Surgeon, jumping to his feet, seized the man, who was still
-yelling, "Save me! save me! the Turks will get me; they're bayoneting
-everyone!" cursed him, and told him to lie down in a corner and cover
-himself with his blanket.
-
-With another yell the man tore himself away, shrieked out that "it
-wasn't safe anywhere in the ship"; and before the Orphan could stop him,
-he dashed to the big gangway port and half-fell, half-slid down the
-ladder into the launch. There, in the stern-sheets, he coiled himself
-up, covered himself with his blanket, and appeared to go to sleep.
-
-"Nightmare, that's what's the matter with him," the Fleet-Surgeon said,
-a little shakily. "If he prefers to lie there in the rain and the
-sniping, he can. Phew! it gave me a bit of a fright."
-
-Piggy Carter snored peacefully--even through this incident.
-
-After it, nothing exciting happened for a long time. Occasionally a few
-solitary rifle-shots rang out, and sometimes there were rapid bursts of
-heavy musketry and volleys. Those two field-guns kept on, at intervals,
-all through the night, but by now they were accustomed to them. Dr.
-O'Neill, who was trying to sleep, would curse whenever he heard three or
-four sniping shots, and then perhaps a volley in reply. "Curse those
-snipers!" he would growl; "they'll start the whole lot of them off
-again, and I can't sleep."
-
-Eventually the Orphan must have fallen asleep, for the next time he
-remembered anything it was growing dimly light. He looked out of that
-big opening in the side, away over the grey water--absolutely still
-now--and made out the obscure shape of a battleship, the _Albion_, he
-knew. To the left he saw, gradually becoming distinct, the lower walls
-and fantastically crumbled ruins of the Sedd-el-Bahr castle stretching
-out into the Straits. Putting his head out and looking for'ard, along
-the side of the _River Clyde_--rather nervously, because he did not know
-that the snipers behind those projecting ruins had been withdrawn--he
-saw two great round bastions and a huge curtain-wall with its
-battlemented parapet--the main "keep" of the old castle. Down at his
-feet the "nightmare" man lay in the launch's stern-sheets fast asleep.
-
-Inside the _River Clyde_ there was now sufficient light to see that they
-had spent the night in a big cargo space, littered with boxes of stores
-and ammunition, and quite a hundred men lay there soundly sleeping. By
-the Red Cross badges and by the Red Cross marks on the panniers and
-store boxes among them, he knew that they were R.A.M.C. orderlies. Two
-men with blood-stained bandages lay on stretchers--also asleep--and near
-them his launch's crew. On the opposite side of the ship he saw the
-planks which filled in the opposite gangway, and close to it a heap of
-"something" covered with a tarpaulin.
-
-Piggy Carter had gone, and so had Dr. O'Neill and the chief sick-berth
-steward.
-
-Everything seemed quiet and peaceful, except for some solitary
-rifle-shots which came, every now and again, from the direction of the
-cliffs.
-
-A man walked down the ladder smoking a pipe, and winding a woollen scarf
-round his head in turban fashion. The Orphan recognized him as his
-R.N.D. friend of the maxims.
-
-"Hullo, youngster! want a smoke? Try one of my 'gaspers'."
-
-The Orphan, who was dying for a cigarette, took one and lighted it.
-"Did the Turks try again?" he asked.
-
-The Sub-lieutenant shook his head. "Come over here," he said, and
-showed him the holes made by three 8-inch shells in the deck above, and
-in the side of the ship where they had gone out.
-
-"That was when we were coming along here. Lucky they didn't burst, for
-our chaps were packed as thick as thieves. One had his head taken clean
-off--nothing left of it; two others were killed--we stuck 'em down there
-in the hold."
-
-The Orphan, looking down through the hatch, was glad he couldn't see
-them.
-
-"There are a lot more 'deaders' under that tarpaulin. Come on
-deck--your Doctor is 'nosing round' there."
-
-When they went up the ladder, the Orphan concealed his cigarette in his
-hand. But Dr. O'Neill was not worrying about a midshipman, under
-eighteen years of age, smoking; he was examining the wounded on the
-stretchers lying under the bulwarks, and looked very old and haggard in
-the dim light of the dawn.
-
-The two donkeys seemed horribly miserable, nosing wearily at some dirty
-straw and cabbage-leaves on the deck. "Poor little blighters!" said the
-Sub-lieutenant. "They've not been really happy since one of those shells
-went through the deck between them--look at the hole it made. We've
-brought them along with us, from Port Said, to carry ammunition--poor
-little chaps!" and he fondled them as they put up their noses to be
-petted.
-
-He was a very restless individual, and seemed not in the least affected
-by the strain of the last twenty-four hours. He pointed out the grey
-cliffs of Cape Helles. They seemed uncomfortably close, and looked
-right down upon the deck.
-
-"That's where those snipers are--they're there still--I thought
-so--d'you hear that?" (a bullet pinged past); "you needn't worry--they
-can't shoot for toffee. If we move about and show ourselves, some more
-of them will start potting at us. Let's try!"
-
-The Orphan found himself crouching behind one of the donkeys, but stood
-up again as his extremely cool friend laughed at him.
-
-Dr. O'Neill now sent him to collect a dozen of those sleeping orderlies
-and start handing the wounded men, in their stretchers, down the ladder
-from the upper deck, and then down into the launch. They were very
-sleepy, and not too inclined to stir themselves; but he found a
-weather-beaten R.A.M.C. sergeant--a regular "terror"--who soon began
-"rousting them up". For the next hour this job kept him busy, his
-maxim-gun friend sitting all the time on top of the hatchway, smoking
-his pipe contentedly and warning him whenever the snipers from the cliff
-became too busy. "Better keep under cover for a bit, sonny," he would
-sing out; "your chaps are getting on their nerves." He never shifted
-his own position, although he was entirely in view; and after a few
-minutes, would call down: "All right; you can carry on!", and the Orphan
-and the orderlies would rush up, and start moving more men down. It was
-quite safe moving them along, under the bulwarks; but what the Orphan
-did not like was taking them across the deck, and lifting them over the
-coaming, with the delay there, whilst men standing on the steps of the
-ladder took charge of the stretcher. Those cliffs seemed so horribly
-near.
-
-At last they had all been struck down below, and the Orphan was
-listening to a very humorous dissertation from his loquacious friend, on
-the merits of different kinds of rifles (they were both standing at the
-foot of the ladder, and it was broad daylight), when suddenly there was
-a roaring noise, followed immediately afterwards by a most terrific
-explosion, which made them both quail, and made the _River Clyde_
-tremble as though a mine had exploded under her bows. The youthful
-orderlies handing the stretchers down into the launch dashed for cover,
-their nerves much "rattled"; but the Orphan and his friend, recovering
-themselves, jumped across to the gangway port to see what had happened.
-As they did so, the _Albion_--perhaps a thousand yards away--fired one
-of the 12-inch guns in her fore turret, and another terrific
-thunder-clap crashed out as a lyddite shell burst against one of the big
-bastions of the castle. When the smoke cleared away, they saw that the
-top half of it had been almost destroyed.
-
-The R.N.D. Sub-lieutenant grinned. "'Finished' that battery of maxims
-they had up there all day yesterday; we couldn't turn them out." The
-_Albion_ continued to fire her big shells, and the bursting of the high
-explosive against the solid masonry of the castle, not more than 250
-yards from the _River Clyde_, made the most overwhelming and
-overpowering noise inside the poor old ship. Some of those youthful
-orderlies were very nerve-shaken indeed.
-
-A steamboat came alongside soon afterwards, and Dr. O'Neill, singing out
-that he would borrow her to tow away the wounded, went up on deck.
-
-The Orphan, very anxious to have another look round, followed him to the
-superstructure deck, and there he left him talking to a white-haired
-naval Captain in khaki--the Beach-master of "V" beach--and a big, burly,
-red-faced man, in very much stained khaki, with Commander's
-shoulder-straps. This was Commander Unwin, who had won the Victoria
-Cross the day before.
-
-The midshipman went for'ard to where some army officers and signalmen
-were standing watching the shore. From there he saw the foc's'le, the
-maxims, and the sand-bags behind which he had crouched. He could not see
-the lighters and pontoons because they were hidden by the fo'c'sle, but
-right in front of him was the great mediaeval castle of Sedd-el-Bahr,
-with its bastion towers--one of which he had just seen demolished--its
-curtain-walls, and arched gateway at which he had fired that maxim.
-Farther to the right, the height of the walls decreased as they jutted
-out into the Straits; they were much battered about, and, in several
-places, huge breaches had been blown in them by the ships' guns. Fallen
-masonry sloped down from these breaches into the sea itself. Scrambling
-along the rocks below the walls, and wading through the shallow water
-round the masses of fallen masonry, he saw many of our soldiers.
-Officers were evidently forming them up below the breaches; men were
-crawling up these slopes and kneeling down in front of barbed-wire
-entanglements, which he could plainly see across the top of one breach;
-somewhere close by a maxim spluttered, and a few single shots--whether
-English or Turkish he did not know--rang out. The _Albion's_ shells
-were now bursting some way in rear of these breaches.
-
-Close to the water's edge, sheltered by some rocks, a dark-blue army
-signal-flag began waving to and fro. The Orphan could "take in" Morse,
-and spelt out "R-E-A-D-Y T-O A-D-V-A-N-C-E". He heard one of the
-signallers standing behind him repeat this, and a tired, weary voice
-called out: "Signal to the _Albion_ to cease fire." He heard the rustle
-of the Morse flag signalling to the ship; a minute later the signaller
-called out: "They've taken it in, sir."
-
-The weary voice sang out again, in the most matter-of-fact way: "Tell
-Colonel Doughty-Wylie to carry on the advance--as arranged;" and,
-fearfully excited, he heard the blue flag behind him whipping backwards
-and forwards, and saw the blue flag on shore answering.
-
-Then men seemed to appear in hundreds; they swarmed at the feet of those
-breaches, and began dodging and climbing up them. Rifle-fire burst out,
-maxims rattled, and the Orphan held his breath to watch what was
-happening; but then he was pulled away, and Dr. O'Neill, savage with
-rage, ordered him back to the boat. "I've been looking for you
-everywhere; now's our chance to get away to the hospital ship." So,
-very reluctantly, he went back to the launch.
-
-As he and Dr. O'Neill were going down the ladder, at the foot of which
-they had spent most of such an exciting night, a big man, his face
-wrapped in bandages, rushed down after them, and wanted to know if it
-was necessary for him to go off to a hospital ship. His tunic was
-soaked in blood.
-
-"I feel all right; I don't want to go," he said.
-
-"Take off those bandages," Dr. O'Neill snapped, and he rapidly unwound
-them.
-
-Dr. O'Neill sniffed.
-
-"It's my nose, I think, sir."
-
-"Hang it, man! you've not got a wound anywhere. Who was the fool who
-wrapped you up like that and sent you back?"
-
-"One of the ambulance men. Can I go back?"
-
-"Of course you can. Get out of it!" and, intensely relieved, the man, a
-magnificently built sapper of the West Riding Field Company, darted up
-the ladder on his way ashore.
-
-"That comes of having half-trained idiots," Dr. O'Neill snapped, as he
-went down into the launch. "A stone thrown up by a bullet must have hit
-his nose and made it bleed. He looked confoundedly pleased to get
-another chance of being killed--the fool. Shove off? Of course you
-can! D'you think I want to stay here all day? Tell the steamboat to
-take us to the hospital ship."
-
-So off they went with their wounded, and as the boats cleared the stern
-of the _River Clyde_, and the high cliffs came into view, a sniper up
-there sent a last bullet pinging over them. He did not fire again, and
-in a couple of minutes or so they were out of range, and being towed
-towards the crowds of ships of all sorts which were lying off the end of
-the Peninsula; the noise of the rifle-firing gradually fading away as
-they left it behind.
-
-It was a perfectly glorious morning--about six o'clock--and the Orphan
-was fearfully hungry--too excited still to feel sleepy. As they were
-towed across the bows of the _Cornwallis_, she saw the wounded lying in
-the launch, and waited for them to pass before firing her fore turret
-again--she was shelling Achi Baba. In twenty minutes the steamboat
-towed the launch alongside the hospital ship _Sicilia_, and left her
-there.
-
-Dr. O'Neill scrambled up the ladder, and told the Orphan he could come
-too. "We may get a cup of coffee," he said, less harshly than usual.
-
-After the scenes they had just left, the _Sicilia_ was so quiet and
-peaceful that when they were taken into her saloon, trod on the thick
-carpet, and sank on soft, plush-covered settees, the Orphan fell asleep,
-even before his cup of coffee was brought.
-
-It was after half-past eight when the launch, now emptied, reached the
-_Achates_. The Sub was on watch. "You won't be wanted until the
-afternoon; go and have a bath, something to eat, and turn into my bunk,"
-he said.
-
-Down in the gun-room Uncle Podger, the Pimple, Rawlinson, and the China
-Doll were just finishing breakfast. They all shouted questions at him,
-and he was also talking and answering them when the Sub came down and
-cleared them all out.
-
-"Leave him alone!" he roared angrily. "Let him have his food in peace
-and turn in; he hasn't had any sleep for forty-eight hours."
-
-"I had a bit last night," the Orphan expostulated; he rather wanted to
-tell them about firing the maxim.
-
-"Do as I tell you."
-
-"Are things going on all right?" he ventured to ask.
-
-"I don't know," growled the Sub. "Go on with your breakfast."
-
-
-
-
- *CHAPTER XI*
-
- *The Beach Party*
-
-
-We must now follow the adventures of the Pink Rat, Bubbles, the
-Lamp-post, and the fifty men of their beach party whom we had left being
-towed across to the _Newmarket_ on Saturday night.
-
-On board her had embarked details of Royal Engineers, Army Service
-Corps, and a weak company of the "Anson" Battalion, Royal Naval
-Division; also a Commander (from another ship) who took charge of the
-beach party, and a naval Captain to take charge of "W" beach--to act as
-Beach-master there--as soon as the landing commenced.
-
-This little steamer slowly steamed across from Tenedos Island during
-Saturday night, and on Sunday, at daybreak, anchored about twelve
-hundred yards from "W" beach, just as the first of the Lancashires
-jumped out of their boats on to the shore. Almost immediately
-afterwards, stray bullets began to whistle over her or splash in the
-water round her.
-
-The three midshipmen, almost too excited to notice these, stood with
-their hands shading the sun from their eyes, trying to pierce the cloud
-of smoke and haze over "W" beach and see what was happening beneath it.
-
-The _Swiftsure_, quite close to them, fired her 7.5-inch guns very
-rapidly, and they were spectators of a most beautiful bit of gunnery
-work. This ship had already cleared the Turks away from the trenches
-running along the edges of the lower cliffs, on the left of "W" beach,
-and had driven them over the ridge above; now she began bursting shells
-on the higher cliffs, to the right of the beach, and as the smoke cloud
-melted and gave her a clear view of them and the little groups of
-Lancashires forming up beneath them, her shells, which had been
-searching those cliffs in a blind, indeterminate way, began bursting
-with the most marvellous accuracy, first in the galleries the Turks had
-cut in the cliff face, and when these were cleared, in the trenches
-above. Shells from the _Achates_ helped her; but the _Swiftsure_ was
-within shorter range and could enfilade them, so that most of the credit
-of stopping the murderous fire of rifles, maxims, and nordenfeldts from
-this position, and of driving the Turks away, is due to her. This made
-it possible for the Lancashires, who had already gained possession of
-the top of the low cliffs to the left, to press on across the head of
-the gully, and for those still on the beach to advance up it.
-
-As they advanced, the three tongue-tied midshipmen could see them
-plainly, and as they gained ground, so did those shells drop farther
-along, always some fifty or seventy yards in front of them. It was
-grand and most efficient gunnery, a remarkably fine example of the
-co-operation of supporting guns and advancing troops. To realize this
-thoroughly, you must put yourself in the place of the men who were
-actually firing her guns, and who, looking through their telescopic
-sights, could actually see the Lancashires in the lower half of the
-field of vision. The slightest unsteadiness, the lowering of a sight by
-a hair's-breadth, at the moment when they pressed their triggers, would
-have sent a 200-lb. lyddite shell to burst right among them. If there
-had been the slightest roll on the ship this feat would have been
-impossible, but, as you know, the sea was absolutely calm.
-
-All the three midshipmen could do was to gaze, open-mouthed, and burst
-out with excited "Oh's!" and "Look at that one!" "Look at them there--up
-there; those are our fellows!" "There's another shell, just in front of
-them! Isn't that grand!"
-
-Then the emptied transports' boats were towed alongside by the Orphan,
-and down into them they and their beach party had to scramble. The boat
-in which they found themselves had a pool of blood in her stern-sheets,
-and the thwarts and gunwales were smeared with it. They were too
-excited to pay any attention to this, because bullets were flying round
-the _Newmarket_ pretty thickly at that time, and they had to shove off
-as quickly as possible, being towed inshore with the _Swiftsure's_
-shells passing over their heads.
-
-This beach party was actually the second unit to land, and Bubbles said
-afterwards that it was exactly ten minutes past six when he scrambled
-out on to a large boulder, and found himself at last in the enemy's
-country. As a matter of fact, his watch must have been nearly twenty
-minutes slow.
-
-They landed, without casualties, among the rocks and under the low
-cliffs to the left of the sandy stretch of "W" beach, the calmness of
-the sea enabling the boats to run alongside, and shove themselves
-between the boulders scattered there, without damage. This place was
-hardly exposed to fire, and the whole of the beach party scrambled
-ashore and reached the foot of the low cliffs without loss.
-
-Here they were met by a Staff officer, who ordered the Commander in
-charge of them to scale the cliff and occupy the trenches along the top.
-
-The men had brought their rifles; were extremely pleased at the prospect
-of getting a shot at the Turks, and climbed up eagerly, throwing
-themselves into a broad, shallow trench running along the top. They
-waited for a few stragglers and for the men of the "Anson" Battalion,
-and then the little party of perhaps a hundred and fifty men trotted up
-the slope and towards the right, passing across one or two communication
-trenches, many craters made by the ships' shells, and one or two dead
-Lancashires. No one was hit in this little "jaunt", although many
-bullets were flying past. At last they were told to lie down in a
-trench--a deeper one--and remain there.
-
-It was interesting to see the different behaviour of the three
-midshipmen. Bubbles, big and burly, bustled along with his elbows bent,
-his head thrown back, a laugh on his face, and his mouth wide open as
-usual, his red face perspiring and the collar of his tunic unbuttoned,
-charging through the little scrub bushes and running straight, never
-looking behind. The Pink Rat, with his eyes bulging out of his head,
-dodged and stooped, and set his teeth, very obviously conscious of the
-bullets; whilst the Lamp-post trotted along, swinging his long legs, and
-looking as little discomposed as if he was at some silly
-manoeuvres--possibly he was setting the noise of the bullets and the
-ships' shells to music. He was the only one of the three who looked
-back, at all, to see how the men were coming along, and to keep his
-section in something like order, preventing them from bunching
-together--as sailors always will--and steadying those who wanted to run
-too fast.
-
-Once in this trench, the Pink Rat was sent along to make the men spread
-out and take cover properly, for again they were "bunching". The
-"Ansons", though they were mostly sailors, had had six months' military
-training, and so did not want telling what to do.
-
-Next to where Bubbles sprawled, panting and blowing, was a bluejacket
-who, even at this time, had begun collecting "curios", and now showed
-with pride a Turkish bayonet and a trenching tool which he had picked up
-on his way. "If I'd left 'em there," he told Bubbles, "I'd 'ave never
-seed them again."
-
-From the moment he had commenced to scramble up the low cliffs and then
-to trot along the slope above them, Bubbles had been entirely oblivious
-of anything except pushing on and saving his breath, but now he was able
-to look about him and see what was happening.
-
-The trench in which he knelt ran almost at right angles to the sea and
-the cliff they had just climbed, and whilst the lower portion dipped
-into the gully which led down to the sandy portion of "W" beach, the
-upper part reached the sky-line formed by the ridge which extended from
-the end of the Peninsula, parallel to the sea, above the cliffs.
-
-He, Bubbles, was almost in the middle of the trench, with most of the
-beach party lower down, and the "Ansons" above him. Looking along it
-and up the slope, he saw that the sky-line was, here and there, dotted
-by soldiers lying prone, and apparently firing inland. Straight in
-front of him the ground sloped a little downwards to the gully, to the
-ruins of a little house--a farm-building, perhaps--and then gradually
-rose again, rising with the higher cliffs beyond "W" beach, till it
-reached the spot where the white lighthouse buildings of Cape Helles
-stood very conspicuously. There it made another sky-line, perhaps eight
-hundred yards away from Bubbles, joining up with the sky-line of the
-ridge on his left. Behind, where these two sky-lines met, was a small
-eminence, and through his glasses he could see the barbed-wire which
-surrounded it. This was Hill 138, still strongly held by the Turks, and
-had to be taken before "W" beach could be used in comfort. Looking
-downwards to the right--where the gully sloped to the sea--a strip of
-"W" beach showed at the foot of the steep cliffs facing him there, with
-the galleries and the trenches along the upper edge, from which the
-_Swiftsure's_ lyddite and the shells from the _Achates_ had driven the
-Turks only three-quarters of an hour ago.
-
-The green slopes were brown with a maze and network of trenches,
-rifle-pits, and shell craters; and beyond these the Lancashire Fusiliers
-still advanced towards the lighthouse--pressing forward by rushes of
-little groups; men running a few yards, throwing themselves down among
-the bushes, and firing; springing up and advancing again. When Bubbles
-saw a man fall, he could not know whether he was hit--so naturally did
-he fall--unless the line of scattered khaki figures went on and left him
-lying there. The _Swiftsure's_ shells screeching over the trench in
-which Bubbles knelt, burst continually just in front of them. Firing was
-very brisk at this time, both on the ridge to his left and also from the
-sky-line near the lighthouse, and the crackling of musketry and the
-angry swish of bullets over the trench were almost continuous--minor
-noises among the deep, thundering bellow of the ships' guns and the rush
-of their shells. The Pink Rat came along the trench, stooping well down.
-
-"What's going on? What are we supposed to be doing?" Bubbles asked as
-he stopped for a moment.
-
-"Doing support to the firing-line," he squeaked, and hurried along with
-a message for the "Ansons".
-
-Left to himself again, Bubbles looked out across the blue waters of the
-Straits to the Asiatic shore and its high mountains fading away in the
-distance. The reddish ridge showing on the Asiatic shore was Kum Kali
-fort, and under it the French fleet was hammering away at the shore, the
-most conspicuous ships being the _Jeanne d'Arc_, with her six funnels,
-and the curiously shaped _Henri IV_. Not far from them was the lighter
-grey of the Russian _Askold_ and her five tall, thin funnels, lighted by
-continuous flashes from her guns--the "Packet of Woodbines" the sailors
-called her. Farther away lay the big Messageries Maritimes transports,
-the huge _La Provence_, and rows of boats being towed inshore.
-Destroyers and French torpedo-boats dashed about; the whole surface of
-the sea was a mass of ships--one solitary white-painted hospital ship
-among them; and away beyond the lighthouse on Cape Helles--far up the
-Straits--Bubbles could hear the heavy guns of the _Lord Nelson_ and
-_Agamemnon_, and the 6-inch salvoes of the _Queen Elizabeth_. He could
-not see these ships because the cliffs hid them from sight.
-
-Firing died down, and the Lamp-post came sauntering along, looking
-bored, and sat down beside him, with his long, thin legs drawn up,
-resting his chin on his knees. "Those are the Plains of Troy," he said,
-pointing across the Straits to the belt of green pastures lying behind
-Kum Kali fort. "We should be able to see the ruins of Troy itself," and
-he got out his glasses, and looked disappointed when he failed to find
-them.
-
-Bubbles watched him with amusement. "Go it, old Lampy, keep your head
-in the clouds, and get a bullet in it! Who wants to see your silly old
-Troy! let's have some grub. I'm terribly hungry."
-
-They pulled some stale sandwiches from their haversacks, and commenced
-munching them contentedly.
-
-"I'm jolly glad I'm not the Orphan--out there," said Bubbles, talking
-with his mouth full, and waving a half-eaten sandwich across beyond "W"
-beach--"pegging away in his old steam bus. I wouldn't be him for
-anything."
-
-"Jolly hard luck on Rawlins to be left in the ship," added the
-Lamp-post.
-
-"Hello! there's a chap badly knocked about--look--dragging himself
-towards us through the grass!" The Lamp-post had "spotted" him about a
-hundred yards away from the trench.
-
-"Let's go and give him a hand," suggested Bubbles.
-
-"Right oh!" said the Lamp-post, pushing his field-glasses back into
-their case, and together these two midshipmen stepped out of the trench
-and walked towards the man. Only a few stray bullets were coming along
-just then. "Hullo! What's up?" they asked the soldier when they
-reached him.
-
-"Got me in the knee," he said--his face ghastly white--as he turned over
-on his back, with one leg helpless and that trouser-leg soaked in blood.
-
-The Lamp-post knew all about "First Aid"--there were not many things he
-did not know something about--and the two midshipmen, kneeling down
-beside him, lashed his two legs together with his puttees, and began to
-carry him back.
-
-On the way the Lamp-post stumbled once, and the wounded man let out a
-groan: "For God's sake be careful!"--but they got him into the trench
-and laid him down. Then the Lamp-post crumpled up. "Something gave me
-an awful whack when I stumbled," he said; "I believe I'm hit," and put
-his hand to his side.
-
-Bubbles, frightened, made him lie down, and examined him. "There's no
-blood outside--I can't find any--oh! but look here!" and he lifted up
-the field-glass case. It had a slanting hole right across it, and when
-he wrenched out the glasses themselves, the "joining" piece had a ragged
-notch in it, and a small piece of torn white metal had been caught in
-it.
-
-"My aunt! Old chap, that's a bit of nickel casing--a bullet hit it--you
-_are_ a lucky chap! If you hadn't put those glasses away you'd have
-been a 'deader'."
-
-The two snotties examined the field-glasses eagerly, and passed them to
-the men close by. They all looked at the Lamp-post as if they envied
-him very much, and Bubbles kept on gurgling: "You are a lucky chap,
-Lampy!"
-
-They hunted to see if there was a bruise under the Lamp-post's shirt,
-and were disappointed when they found none.
-
-"It feels jolly sore," the Lamp-post said as he felt the place.
-
-"There'll sure to be a bruise to-morrow," Bubbles gurgled excitedly;
-"you _are_ a lucky beggar."
-
-By this time the stretcher-parties were already out, and they handed
-over their wounded "knee" man to some of them. The others went up past
-the trench towards the firing-line, searching the grass and bushes. The
-two snotties watched them moving about. They would go across to a bush,
-stoop down, and Bubbles and the Lamp-post would know that a man was
-lying hidden there. If someone sat up between them, or they put down
-and opened out their stretcher, they knew they had found a wounded man.
-If nothing happened, and they went on with their stretcher, still
-folded, they knew that it was a dead man who was lying there.
-
-More soldiers now began coming up the gully, extending in long lines as
-they debouched at the top of it. They turned to the left, coming over
-the trench, and marching up to the slope behind and to the left. A
-bluejacket shouted out: "Who are you, matey?" "Essex!" they called back
-as they scrambled past, panting beneath their heavy packs. A youthful
-subaltern, struggling under the weight of his, stopped a moment to get
-Bubbles and the Lamp-post to hold it up, whilst he pulled the
-webbing-straps more tightly.
-
-"Thanks! that's better," and off he went.
-
-"Good luck!" they sang out after him.
-
-Almost directly after this, the order came for the "Ansons" and the
-beach party to fall back to the beach. "That finishes soldiering; now
-we've got to be labourers," the men grumbled as they straggled down the
-gully, helping any wounded they met on the way.
-
-And now they saw that horrible line of dead, lying at the water's edge,
-with the sea lapping round their legs and bodies, and the men hanging
-over the rows of barbed wire.
-
-"It's rotten. It spoils all the fun," said the Lamp-post, as he stepped
-across the body of a very finely-made man lying face downwards in the
-sand, one hand still gripping his rifle, and the fingers of the other
-still dug into the sand. "Look at those bits of firewood in the straps
-of his pack. Poor chap! He'll never want them to cook his food with.
-It's rather rotten, isn't it?"
-
-"Don't be an ass," Bubbles said comfortingly. He wasn't much of a
-philosopher, and these sights did not affect him.
-
-It was now about half-past nine, and by this time a large number of
-boats, full of stores, had wedged themselves among the rocks--farther
-along, where the beach party had landed--and the crews were throwing
-them out, shoving off, and going back for more. Army Service Corps men
-were already taking charge of them and taking them higher up the beach;
-the Sappers were already busy building a pier with casks and pontoons;
-and among all this hustle and bustle, the wounded sat or lay huddled up
-against the foot of the cliffs, waiting whilst the army doctors went
-from one to the other. The first thing that the Lamp-post and Bubbles
-had to do was to drive six stakes into the beach whilst six buoys were
-being moored, some sixty yards out, in the sea, and then stretch hawsers
-from each stake to its opposite buoy--as you have read before. That
-took a good hour, and when the big lighters came hauling themselves into
-these rope "gangways" they and their men had to unload them.
-
-Whenever there was not a boat to unload, there were wounded men to carry
-down to the empty boats. They were not idle for a moment, and all the
-time stray bullets were falling on the beach and occasionally wounding
-some of the men there. One of the Lamp-post's "section" got a bullet in
-his side and had to be sent off to the _Achates_, but no other of the
-beach party was hit that day. However, they were all much too busy to
-worry about, or even notice, these bullets, and never had a "stand easy"
-until about two o'clock, when they watched the shells from the _Albion_
-and _Cornwallis_ bursting round Hill 138, beyond the lighthouse ridge,
-and listened to the _Swiftsure's_ shells screaming overhead again to
-burst in front of the advancing Worcesters. They hastily munched a bit
-of biscuit and tore off a bit of bully beef, had a pull at their nearly
-empty water-bottles; but more lighters coming in, crammed with stores,
-they went on with their work. Much heavy firing went on, stray bullets
-flipped about in all directions, and by half-past three they heard that
-the Worcesters had captured the hill; and, half an hour later still, had
-to help the wounded who streamed back down the gully from that gallant
-little assault.
-
-The Orphan brought them in a barricoe of water about this time, but that
-the wounded drank. Fortunately, a water lighter was brought ashore and
-beached shortly afterwards, and the Sappers pumped the water into a
-canvas tank they set up at the water's edge, so they didn't really want
-for long. It was rather unpleasant to go and get it, because you had to
-pass along and step across those dead men lying there. There was no
-time to move these, and they lay where they had fallen, when scrambling
-out of the boats, all that day and all the night, until next morning.
-
-After the Worcesters captured Hill 138, there was very little firing for
-some time. Later on, before sunset, the beach party had the joy of
-helping to run two field-guns out of horse-boats, and helped to haul
-them up the gully with hook-ropes--hauling them almost as high as the
-trench they had occupied in the early morning, then hurrying back for
-their limbers.
-
-"What a thing to remember!" the Lamp-post said, patting the
-tarpaulin-covered gun, and panting with the exertion of hauling it up
-the steep gully. "Fancy helping with the very first gun to land!"
-
-Dusk came, and night fell grey and calm. Flares--oil flares, the same
-as those one sees over a green-grocer's barrow, in a market, at
-home--were lighted and placed along the beach. No one had a "stand
-easy".
-
-"What have you got?" would be shouted as a loaded boat crept in through
-the dark. "Come over this way--haul on that rope under your
-bows--that's better--there's room here."
-
-Perhaps they were Ordnance stores or Army Service stores--each had to be
-kept apart--the coloured stripes on the boxes would be scanned by the
-light of a lantern or of the flares. The bluejackets hoisted them on to
-the shore, and placed them in separate heaps for the soldier
-working-parties to take away to their proper "depots", already formed,
-one on one side of the gully, the other on the other side. Hour after
-hour this work went on; the men commenced to realize that they were
-almost "played out", and, without thinking, would throw themselves down
-and rest whenever there was the chance. Rifle-fire grew as the night
-went on, and wounded came back with stories of strong Turkish
-counter-attacks on the ridge beyond the cliffs. If they had had time to
-notice it they would have heard one continuous splutter of musketry, but
-they were too tired to do anything except go on working mechanically.
-
-At about midnight things became serious. Several men on the beach had
-been hit by stray bullets, and word was passed round to put out all the
-flares; news came that the troops up above were exhausted and running
-short of ammunition, and eventually the order ran along the beach:
-"Everyone with a rifle to fall in!"
-
-The bluejacket beach party dropped their boxes and groped for their
-rifles, fell in, and were marched by the Lamp-post and Bubbles up the
-gully again. The Pink Rat dashed about carrying orders from the
-Commander and the Beach-master.
-
-Those who had no rifles were told to get hold of ammunition-boxes and
-find their way up to the firing-line. The position was really serious at
-this time, though Bubbles and the Lamp-post were much too stupefied with
-fatigue to realize this.
-
-Once up at the top of the gully, someone gave the order to turn to the
-left, and led the beach party up the slope. Things were evidently
-pretty lively; the air seemed alive with bullets, and the ridge was
-outlined by spurts of flame. They came to a trench running parallel
-with, and below, this ridge, and were told to lie down in it. "Line
-out, men! You may be wanted to reinforce the firing-trench in front.
-Don't fire unless you get the order," and the officer, whoever he was,
-disappeared in the dark, leaving Bubbles and the Lamp-post--now
-thoroughly awake--to spread their men along the trench. Some of their
-friends--the Ansons--joined them, and presently the Beach-master, the
-Commander, and the Pink Rat found them too.
-
-For an hour they lay there doing nothing, Bubbles and the Lamp-post
-lying flat on their stomachs, next to a Staff officer at a telephone,
-who told them from time to time how things were "going". They both
-hoped that the front trench _would_ require reinforcing.
-
-Then they were taken out of that trench, and brought back to one still
-farther in the rear--almost on the edge of the cliffs. The men, losing
-interest, coiled up and went to sleep.
-
-Some time afterwards there were calls for "volunteers to carry up
-ammunition"--the firing-line was "shrieking" for more cartridges.
-
-"Let's go!" the Lamp-post suggested. "We're not doing any good here; we
-can carry boxes all right."
-
-They found the Commander, who gave them leave. "Be careful," he said;
-"and you're not to stop up there."
-
-They scrambled to their right, to the foot of the gully, and found the
-stacked ammunition-boxes by marking the line of men who came from them
-carrying boxes on their shoulders.
-
-They seized a box between them. A small man--it was the Beach-master's
-servant--was trying to lift one on his shoulder. The three of them took
-the two between them--Bubbles gripping a loop of each box--and together
-they "lugged" them up the gully.
-
-At the top stood someone shouting out: "You go straight on along the
-edge of the cliff.--Keep along the Turks' trench there, as far as you
-can go; that'll take you right.--You go straight up the slope, away from
-the sea.--You get along to the left, as far as you can go--keep going
-uphill."
-
-As the Lamp-post, Bubbles, and the little servant came panting up, he
-sent them along the edge of the cliff, in the lighthouse direction.
-"Hurry along!" he called after them. "Keep along the trench."
-
-Off they went as fast as they could; an ill-assorted trio, for the
-Lamp-post's long legs and the servant's short ones did not keep step.
-The little man panted in the rear, but kept on bravely; Bubbles's two
-hands soon began to be cramped.
-
-They found the trench and followed it. The night was almost pitch-dark;
-but the rifle-firing ahead, to the left of them, gave an unsteady light,
-just sufficient for them to see the dark line of the trench. On their
-right, the cool wind blew gently up from the sea and the edge of the
-cliffs; it seemed to be humming with bullets. People kept meeting
-them--appearing out of the darkness, bumping into them, and
-disappearing; all had the same cry--"Hurry up!" as they dashed down for
-more ammunition.
-
-"How much farther?" Bubbles, whose hands were so cramped that he could
-not now feel his fingers, called to a passing soldier.
-
-"A hundred yards," the man shouted as he ran past.
-
-The Lamp-post caught his foot in something and fell; the box of
-ammunition fell out of Bubbles's cramped fingers--fell on something
-soft--a dead man. The Lamp-post jumped up, seized the box, hoisted it on
-his shoulder, and disappeared ahead; Bubbles and the servant followed
-with the other.
-
-[Illustration: "THE LAMP-POST JUMPED UP, SEIZED THE BOX, HOISTED IT ON
-HIS SHOULDER, AND DISAPPEARED AHEAD"]
-
-They were very near the front trench now; the whole ridge near the
-lighthouse and to the left of them was almost continuously outlined by
-the flashes of incessant musketry.
-
-Bubbles panted--his ear-drums were splitting--the little servant was
-catching his breath with half-frightened gulps. Then they cannoned
-against a bend in the trench, and were going on, when a gruff voice sang
-out: "Put it down here! Keep your heads down, damn you! Cut away back
-for more!"
-
-The Lamp-post joined them, breathing hard, and together, empty-handed,
-they ran back as fast as the narrowness of the trench and the darkness
-would allow them; the noise of the bullets coming along from behind, and
-pinging round their ears, making them go faster.
-
-Those two field-guns began firing just about then, lighting up the whole
-place with the glare of their flash, so that they could see, every time
-they fired, the trench in front of them, and the "drawn" faces of the
-men coming along it with more ammunition-boxes.
-
-The noise of these guns and their bursting shrapnel was most comforting.
-They realized then why it is that soldiers so love the sound of
-supporting guns.
-
-They regained the gully, dashed down it, and got hold of more
-ammunition. Each of the midshipmen put a box on his shoulder this time,
-and left the little servant to bring up a case by himself as best he
-could. On their way along the trench, at a place where it was deep and
-narrow, they had to push past two men crouching together.
-
-"What's the matter? What are you doing?" they asked, taking a breather.
-
-"We're wounded," they answered in a dull, stupid way.
-
-"Can you walk?"
-
-"Yes."
-
-"Well, don't block up the place. Get away back to the beach."
-
-When they returned, these two were still there.
-
-The Lamp-post had tripped over their feet and their rifles, and they
-blocked the trench.
-
-"Where are you wounded?" he asked savagely.
-
-"In the arm," one said, holding his right arm; the other growled
-sullenly that he'd been hit in the shoulder.
-
-Like lightning the Lamp-post pulled up the man's sleeve and his
-shirt-sleeve, and ran his fingers up the arm. He tore open the other
-man's tunic, and passed his hand under his shirt and over his
-shoulder--felt nothing--felt no blood on his hands--looked at them as a
-field-gun flashed, and found none.
-
-"Get out of it!" he yelled at them. "You're neither of you touched."
-
-"We ain't 'ad nothink to eat since last night," one of them whined.
-
-"Get out of it!" the Lamp-post kept yelling. "Go back to your
-regiment," and losing his temper completely, as the two men never
-attempted to move, struck one in the face--hard; but he was so
-absolutely cowed and exhausted that he only uttered a pitiful moan, and
-sunk a little farther down in the trench.
-
-"If you are here when I come back," the Lamp-post hissed, "I'll shoot
-the two of you!" and the two snotties doubled back for more ammunition,
-passing the little servant staggering along under his load. "I'm all
-right, sir!" he gasped as they passed along the trench. When they did
-come back for the third time, those two men had disappeared, they never
-knew where. They were the only panic-stricken men they saw that day or
-night.
-
-On their third return journey the volume of fire was appreciably
-lessening, and they brought back word that no more ammunition was wanted
-in that direction. They were sent back to the beach party, and wandered
-about for a long time on the exposed slope above the gully until they
-stumbled across them, and reported themselves to the Commander. "We took
-up six cases between us, and the Captain's servant--that little
-chap--took up two at least." Then they flung themselves down beside
-their friend with the telephone, who told them that "all was gay".
-
-Most of the men in that trench were sound asleep, and the two tired
-snotties would have fallen asleep too, had not the Pink Rat glided along
-the trench to ask them where they'd been and what they'd done.
-
-"I should have loved it," he kept on saying, "only the Commander
-wouldn't let me go."
-
-They did not altogether believe him.
-
-Rifle-firing had now dwindled to an occasional shot from some nervous
-rifle. The Turks by this time had given up any idea of pushing our
-people back into the sea, and only the two field-guns kept up a
-monotonous barking all night through.
-
-Just before dawn the beach party was withdrawn, and staggered down to
-"W" beach to commence another day's work; and, later on, Bubbles
-overheard one horny A.B. explain to a fat A.S.C. sergeant: "If those
-soldier chaps 'ad given way a bit, us chaps would 'ave 'ad a chawnce;
-but they 'eld on--the silly blighters!"
-
-That beach party, ever afterwards, had a grievance.
-
-Before the men "set to" again, they were given a little time to get
-food. Then they started to unload more stores. Stores simply poured
-ashore: clumsy bulky things like water-carts--more guns--two 60-pounder
-"heavy" guns and their limbers (these were placed in position behind the
-ridge, almost at the end of the Peninsula)--reels of telephone
-cable--tents for stores--hundreds and hundreds of boxes of
-ammunition--balks of timber for piers.
-
-Horses began to arrive--big fellows for the heavy guns--Clydesdales
-perhaps--great lovable fellows with a roguish eye for the beach, which
-made the sailors love them all the more. These last they handled as no
-one else in the world can handle them. Give a bluejacket anything on
-four feet, from an elephant to a pig, and he'll get it ashore all right.
-They've got "a way with them", and can coax a nervous horse or an
-obstinate mule better than anyone else--or think they can, which is more
-than half the battle. Perhaps the whole secret lies in the fact that
-they are so accustomed to shifting heavy weights that, if a beast
-resists all their blandishments, they know that hauling on to a rope
-passed round their "sterns" will work the oracle.
-
-Luckily, by the time they reached the shore in horse-boats, these poor,
-patient creatures had gone through so many extraordinary experiences
-that they did not worry much what happened to them. It was grand to see
-their pleasure when they felt firm ground once more under their feet
-and, when they were taken up the gully, saw grass growing once again.
-Mules came--mules in hundreds; but nobody can be really fond of a
-mule--not in a passing acquaintance, anyway.
-
-The Sappers made great headway with their pier of trestles, casks, and
-planks--No. 3 Pier--some way to the east of the pontoons they had placed
-in position, the day before, and called No. 2 Pier. They also
-discovered a freshwater spring at the foot of the cliffs, about two
-hundred yards beyond "W" beach. The discovery of this seems now a
-little matter, hardly worth recording; but quite possibly it was the
-most important event of the twenty-four hours.
-
-That day, also, the few Turkish prisoners who had been captured,
-unwounded, set to work with a will to build a small breakwater, which
-eventually became the base of No. 1 Pier.
-
-The "Howe" Battalion, R.N.D., also began making roadways.
-
-Work for the beach party became slacker towards night, not because there
-was less to do, but because the men were absolutely "played out".
-Officers and men had a regular "stand off", after dark, and a proper
-meal. They also had time to peg off the site for the naval camp with
-ropes, just below the Ordnance Store Depots, and to lay down some strips
-of canvas on the sandy ground. They were also put in two "watches",
-half of them working for four hours, and the other half working for the
-next four, and so on.
-
-Bubbles, who had the first watch "off", crept under his bit of canvas
-and fell asleep in a "brace of shakes", whilst the Lamp-post stalked
-back to the beach with his own section of men, and went on working. If
-it had been light enough to see that young officer's face, you would
-have noticed that his eyes seemed to have sunk back into his head, and
-that he kept on biting his lips to keep himself awake.
-
-
-
-
- *CHAPTER XII*
-
- *Off Cape Helles*
-
-
-The movements of the transports, store ships, and auxiliaries of all
-kinds were controlled from the _Achates_, and to cope with this work
-additional officers had been attached to her. An Admiral hoisted his
-flag in her, and brought his Staff, including two Assistant Clerks;
-three Captains joined as Naval Transport Officers--"N.T.O.'s"--and round
-her gangways hovered, night and day, a restless crowd of steamboats,
-picket-boats, and pinnaces--lent for various purposes from other ships.
-Each of these steamboats had its midshipman--some of them two, working
-watch and watch, twenty-four hours "on", and twenty-four hours "off"
-duty--with the result that the Honourable Mess was completely overrun
-with strangers.
-
-With the Pink Rat, the Lamp-post, and Bubbles away _all_ the time, the
-Orphan, the Hun, and Rawlins--who relieved these, two in turn--away
-_most_ of the time, and the Pimple spending most of his days and a good
-many of his nights visiting transports with the Navigator, when that
-officer went away to anchor them in their proper places, there was
-practically no one left except Uncle Podger, the China Doll, and the
-Sub. Now the Sub was in charge of all steamboats; it was his duty to
-hoist them out of the water when they required repairs, to get the
-repairs carried out as quickly as possible, and then hoist them into the
-water again. He also was in charge of all the coaling and watering of
-these boats. These duties kept him so constantly employed that he very
-seldom spent much time in the gun-room. In fact, Barnes generally left
-something in his cabin for him to eat, whenever the opportunity
-permitted.
-
-Of all the Honourable Mess, practically only Uncle Podger and the China
-Doll remained and came to meals as before. The result was that,
-twenty-four hours after the _Achates_ had anchored off "W" beach, the
-mess groaned under the weight of the Barbarians, and the Midianites, in
-the guise of tired, hungry snotties from other ships, and the Admiral's
-two Assistant Clerks had descended, pretty completely, on the fruitful
-land of her gun-room. They crowded down into it in their
-Condy's-fluid-stained "ducks"; they lay on the cushions and slept; lay
-in the one easy-chair and slept; came in at all hours of the day and
-night, demanding food, and drove the patient Barnes and the little
-messman nearly off their heads.
-
-The miserable little rat of a messman, thoughtless of the morrow, and
-eager to turn an honest penny just as quickly as he could, produced all
-the stores he had laid in at Portsmouth and again at Malta--stores which
-had been intended to delight the stomachs of the Honourable Mess for
-many "moons": tins of dainty biscuits, cakes, boxes of chocolate and
-preserved fruit, bottles of anchovies, jars of bloater and anchovy
-paste, jars of Oxford marmalade, and tins of Oxford sausages and of
-tongue--and many other rare delicacies, impossible now to replace; and
-this insatiable crowd of sojourners realized, like one man, that though
-their work was hard and the hours long, their feet were indeed cast in
-fruitful and pleasing places. Now the Pimple and the China Doll
-worshipped their stomachs with an unswerving devotion, unalloyed by the
-pangs of indigestion, so watched these intruders working havoc among the
-gun-room stores with feelings of keen agony. They realized, only too
-well, the barrenness which would soon fall to their lot, and they
-implored the Sub to stop these devastating demands on luxuries and
-"extras" before it was too late. Worst blow of all: that one last barrel
-of beer wouldn't drip another drop, however hard you blew down the vent.
-
-But the Sub was so seldom in the gun-room that he did not, for the first
-few days, realize the impending danger. It was on the third day, just
-as he had received an imploring, urgent order from the Commander, "to
-hoist in the General's picket-boat and hack away a coil of rope which
-had wrapped itself round the screw and shaft, and get her into the water
-again as quickly as ever he could", that he was waylaid by these two
-young gentlemen, who rushed to him with anxious faces. "Can't something
-be done? It's simply awful! One of the _Lord Nelson's_ snotties has
-just had his second box--his second box to-day--of those "chocs" with
-walnuts on the top!"
-
-They ran back much faster than they came; but that very day the Sub had
-the whole tragedy brought vividly before him, when, later on, going down
-to his cabin for a cup of tea, and feeling he wanted something "tasty",
-he ordered a pot of anchovy paste.
-
-Barnes came back with a long face. "That 'ere rat of a messman, 'e's
-been and gone and let all of 'em strange young gen'l'men 'ave all the
-han-chovy, sir. 'E ain't got none left, sir, but 'e 'as just one pot of
-chicken-and-'am what's gone an' got a bit mouldy. There won't be 'ardly
-nothink left of nothink, what with them strange young gen'l'men, and the
-young gen'l'men what's gone with the beach parties a-sending off chits
-for this and chits for that, as if this 'ere ship was a Lipton's
-store-shop."
-
-"It's just as bad along in the canteen, for'ard, sir," he added
-dolefully; "beach parties and all of these stranger boats' crews,
-they've just been and gone and raided it, that they 'ave; nothink there
-now, scarcely, but penny bottles of Worcester sauce and tins of
-blackin'. It ain't 'ardly fair; no, nor it isn't."
-
-Even Uncle Podger thought things were going too far when one day a
-midshipman from one of these ships ordered four tins of Oxford sausages
-to be sent down to his boat's crew.
-
-"It may be very pretty to watch," he said, finding the Sub in his cabin,
-"but it's rotten bad luck on us."
-
-The Sub was worried. "You see, it's like this," he answered; "they're
-rather like guests, and we can't be rude to them. But I'll write out a
-notice which won't hurt their feelings, and may be some good; we'll
-stick it on the notice board."
-
-He wrote out several; he didn't like any of them, and tore them up,
-saying: "We can't be rude, can we?" And then, getting impatient, tore
-up the last, and burst out with: "Well, let the blessed things go, and
-don't let's worry, Uncle, old chap! You and I aren't particular."
-
-So things took their course unchecked, till the messman, at the end of
-ten days or so, announced to the rapacious throng, and the miserable
-Pimple and China Doll, that he had nothing left in his private store
-except one bottle of pickles and a bottle of Eno's fruit salt. Even that
-pot of mouldy "chicken-and-ham" had been "taken up".
-
-It is certain that if the Pimple or the China Doll were asked, now, what
-went on during the days following the landing of "The Great Adventure",
-and what struck them most forcibly, both of them would tell of the
-snotty who had eaten two boxes of "walnut chocolates" in one day--the
-two last boxes in the messman's store.
-
-The China Doll would also recount days of unaccustomed toil, when he was
-attached to one of the Naval Transport Officers as Clerk, and had to
-copy out sailing orders and check lists of arrivals and sailings of
-ships; work which frequently interfered with his great delight of
-climbing to the main-top, and looking through the range-finder there
-(against all orders, it may be said) at the shells bursting on the
-slopes of Achi Baba and among the windmills and houses of the village of
-Krithia. For the first few days he had felt very proud of his new job,
-carried a big correspondence book about with him, and felt himself as
-important as those very important young officers, the Admiral's
-Assistant Clerks; but as the days wore on, it became monotonous and
-irksome. The Captain whom he thus "assisted" was none too gentle with
-his mistakes--which were many--and he wished that the old days would
-return, when he had nothing to do but sit on the office stool in front
-of a ship's ledger, and kick his feet against the bulkhead until Uncle
-Podger told him to clear out of it. If only he kicked that bulkhead
-hard enough and often enough, Uncle Podger would never keep him long.
-It had been such a pleasant kind of a life, and in those days he had
-only to run into the gun-room and make some cheeky remark, to be rolled
-on the deck and be ragged; but even that was finished; the gun-room was
-no longer like home nowadays, for the snotties were mostly strangers,
-who took no notice of him if they were awake; and even if the Orphan,
-Rawlins, or the Hun happened to be there, they were much too tired to
-skylark. With the Pimple, who was more often available, he did not like
-skylarking, for the Pimple generally hurt him--intentionally.
-
-So, what with one thing and another, the China Doll was not entirely
-happy whilst he copied out these "silly" orders, and guns thudded from
-the ships all round him--guns whose shells he could not always run up on
-deck to see burst.
-
-There was so much to see, and it was so irritating to come out all this
-way to the Dardanelles, and then to find that he had to stick in a
-stupid office just when some of the most exciting things were going on.
-However, he could always make sure of watching a duel between the
-howitzers on the Asiatic shore--somewhere behind Kum Kali fort--and the
-ship told off to keep them quiet--the _Prince George_ or the _Albion_,
-sometimes the _Agamemnon_. At almost any hour of the day he went on
-deck, he could make certain of soon seeing a splash leap up, close to
-whichever ship was on duty, and then see her fire her 12-inch guns, and
-watch till the brownish-red or black clouds flew up behind Kum Kali
-ridge as the shells burst, hoping intensely that bits of "Asiatic Annie"
-were flying up in it, and wondering what the spotting aeroplane,
-circling high above in the blue sky like a hawk, had seen and signalled.
-
-Then there were the shrapnel bursting behind "W" beach, and the little
-shells which sometimes burst there, but, more often than not, only
-buried themselves with a little spurt of dust. He would wonder whether
-Bubbles or the Lamp-post had been hit, and hoped they had not, because
-they had promised to send him off a shell, or anything interesting, as a
-curio. And, later on, there were the high-explosive shells, which
-sometimes burst in the air over that beach, and at other times burst on
-the ground with a horrid noise which frightened him, even where he was,
-in the ship, and made him rather alter his mind about going ashore to
-see the fun.
-
-The Turkish aeroplanes, or German most probably--the "Taubes" he had
-heard so much of--they came often; and at the first news of "hostile
-aeroplane approaching from the north-east" he would dash on deck, and
-try to spot them as they appeared over the top of Achi Baba--little
-moving spots which he lost sight of, if he was not very careful, until
-they came nearer and nearer, and the sun made their wings glisten like
-silver. He knew that each carried bombs, and often he could actually
-see these little things at the moment they were released from the body
-of the aeroplane, to burst somewhere near "W" beach, raising a cloud of
-dust and smoke, or drop in the sea among the ships, sending up a rather
-silly splash--such a waste of energy. And it was so "ripping" to hear
-guns firing at the aeroplane and see the shrapnel bursting. He did so
-long to see one crumple up and come tumbling down, but he was always
-being disappointed; and when that particular aeroplane had seen what it
-wanted, dropped all its bombs--seldom where it wanted--and turned back
-up the Straits, the China Doll felt rather miserable.
-
-Sometimes British and French aeroplanes went up after the Taube, and
-chased him to his home up above the Narrows, whilst the Turkish shrapnel
-burst round them just as they had done at Smyrna, only making better
-shooting as the days went on and their practice improved.
-
-At first the British and French aeroplanes had their home at Tenedos;
-and if they rested, slid down on the open ground close to Helles
-lighthouse, flighting back to their island before dark to spend the
-night. That, too, was always "pretty to watch", as Uncle Podger would
-have said.
-
-Then the bombardments of Achi Baba and Krithia, on the days that the
-troops attacked, gave him intense enjoyment; and sometimes, though not
-often, the China Doll, from his post up aloft in the main-top, could
-see, through the forbidden range-finder, little groups of khaki figures
-darting about among the scrub and the ravines which intersected that
-plain, though he could never be sure whether they were British or Turks.
-But what excited him most, and kept him in some quiet corner for hours,
-holding on to the rigging or a stanchion, stretching his head out in the
-dark, and hardly daring to breathe, were the night attacks by the Turks.
-The noise of them would wake him, and up on to the after shelter deck he
-would slip, in his ragged pyjamas, and watch the glare of the
-field-guns, the bursts of shrapnel-flame, the bright star-shells as they
-sunk in graceful curves of dazzling white light, and would listen to the
-rattle of the musketry and the Maxims, and the fierce barking of the
-guns--especially of the French "75's".
-
-On one of these nights Mr. Meredith found his funny little figure
-squeezed up against the rails, close to the life-buoy.
-
-"Hullo, youngster!" he said cheerfully. "Would you like to be right in
-among it all--there on shore?"
-
-"No, sir! I mean yes, sir! No, sir!"
-
-"Which do you mean?" he asked.
-
-"I don't know, sir. It sounds so awful."
-
-"Well, you'd better turn in. They're packing up for the night now."
-
-And so the China Doll would patter down the ladder in his bare feet,
-listen for a moment at the top of the hatchway to make sure that they
-had stopped fighting, and then go back to the dark half-deck and his
-hammock, and lie listening until he could not keep awake any longer.
-
-
-In the picket-boat and steam pinnace the Orphan, the Hun, and Rawlins
-(who first relieved one and then the other) had never, all that first
-week or ten days, six hours' consecutive sleep.
-
-Steamboats! Why! fifty more would have found plenty to do; and of those
-which were actually available, so many were constantly in the Sub's
-hands being repaired, or back on board their own ships being repaired,
-that those remaining were running practically day and night
-continuously. The Hun's pinnace smashed in her stem and stove in her
-bows against a trawler on the Thursday, and that laid her up for two
-whole days whilst she was being patched. On one of these two days he
-took charge of a boat whose midshipman had been killed by a stray bullet
-at another beach--"X" beach--round the corner, and on the second he and
-the Orphan kept "watch and watch" in the picket-boat. For all practical
-purposes their only chance of a rest was when their boats ran short of
-coal and water and had to go back to the _Achates_. The job of filling
-up with water and coal often took half an hour--time enough to get some
-food, sometimes even a bath; more often, all they wanted was sleep.
-Occasionally they had a stroke of luck after getting back to the ship,
-and might be told that they would not be wanted for an hour, perhaps
-longer. Then the Orphan, Rawlins, or the Hun--whoever it was who had
-such luck--would coil up on a cushion in the gun-room and sleep, or lie
-down on the Sub's bunk--if he was not there--which was more peaceful.
-More often than not, something would happen: an urgent signal would come
-from somewhere or other, to take a Staff officer "off" from "W" beach to
-the _Arcadia_--the General Head-quarters Staff ship---or to tow inshore
-a lighter full of stores, urgently needed--bombs, barbed wire, empty
-sandbags, whatever it might be; his boat might be the only one
-available, and away he would have to go.
-
-This used to happen day and night, for during those first ten days there
-was no relaxation of effort whatever, all the twenty-four hours round
-the clock.
-
-Very often the Orphan had to take his boat alongside hospital ships, and
-several times it happened that men climbed down their tall, white sides
-and asked for a passage ashore. One of these, on one occasion, was a
-stretcher-bearer of the Worcesters, an old soldier evidently. The air,
-just about this time, was full of rumours of Turkish atrocities, and
-these caused much anger until they were contradicted--as they generally
-were--although the contradictions never went the rounds as did the
-original rumours. The Orphan had just heard one particular story,
-vouched for, of four English--evidently prisoners--having been found
-burnt to death in Sedd-el-Bahr castle. So, thinking this man might know
-something about it, he asked him.
-
-"Know about them? I should think I did; all nonsense, that story. They
-were burnt right enough--I saw them myself--but so was the wooden
-storehouse the Turks had put them in. Everything was burnt, and there
-was the base of a 6-inch lyddite shell lying close by them; one of our
-ships' shells which had set the place on fire during the bombardment."
-
-He told him of his own experiences. "Why, sir," he said, "twice the
-Worcesters have had to fall back a bit at night, and leave wounded
-behind; and at daybreak we got back the ground again and found them all
-right, though we never expected they would be alive. 'We thought to
-find you scuppered,' we told them--at first, that was; not afterwards.
-I remember one--the Sergeant-Major of my company. We found him in the
-morning, and we asked him how he'd managed to keep clear of the Turks.
-'Keep clear of 'em,' he says; 'keep clear of 'em! why, they crept up
-after you'd fallen back, found me in the dark, and gave me water; pulled
-me along behind some cover--your firing being so hot--and covered me
-with a blanket.'"
-
-"Then haven't you seen anything wrong?" the Orphan asked.
-
-"Well, I wouldn't exactly say that; there's a young chap in there"--and
-he pointed to the hospital ship--"what has some thirty-five bayonet
-wounds--just pricks--in him. They caught him in a trench and did handle
-him pretty rough, till he pretended to be dead; then they left him.
-He'll be up and about in ten days' time. Then I saw two of those
-Senegalese chaps see 'blue murder' one day; but what can you expect?"
-
-"Are our fellows playing the game?" the Orphan asked.
-
-"You don't know Bert Smith, he's in my section. Well, he and I was
-carrying a wounded Turk in our stretcher, he taking the head, and me
-going along in front with his feet, and I notices that he starts
-a-jerking his end up and down pretty violent, so I says to him: 'Here,
-Bert, what are you a-doing of? you'll hurt the poor blighter!' and he up
-and says: 'Poor blighter be darned; he's only a blooming Turk!'"
-
-"What did you do?" asked the Orphan, smiling at the man's so very
-transparent earnestness.
-
-"I just told him that, Turk or no Turk, he was a-fighting for his home
-and country, and it wasn't for us to say he was doing wrong--us who was
-trying to drive him out of it--and to go a-hurting of him."
-
-"He carried him proper like after that, but of course, sir, you don't
-know Bert Smith; he's a fair 'card'."
-
-The Orphan, noticing that he had a blood-stained bandage round his neck,
-asked him what he had been doing aboard the hospital ship.
-
-"They sent me off," the man said indignantly. "Just had a bit of a
-clip--went in in front--came out at the back--under the skin--nothing.
-I stayed aboard there a little, and then, when the doctors were too busy
-to notice, I skipped into the first boat that would take me ashore, and
-am off back again. I can do all the doctoring I wants, and they're
-getting pretty short of chaps like me up there," and he jerked his thumb
-Krithia way.
-
-During these days the Orphan allowed a good many men to scramble down
-from the hospital ships into his picket-boat--men slightly wounded, and
-who wanted to go back to their regiments. Many of these were
-Australians and New Zealanders, a brigade of whom had been brought round
-from Anzac, and had suffered extremely heavy losses in a most gallant
-but unsuccessful endeavour to capture Krithia.
-
-He often had to take his picket-boat into "W" beach when shells were
-dropping on it or into the water close by; and these were times when he
-had to pull himself together, so that Jarvis and the crew should not
-know that he hated it; especially did he dislike the buzzing noise which
-just gave him sufficient warning to make him wonder where _that_ shell
-was going to hit. He also had an extremely narrow escape one day when
-he was taking a General and his Staff officers to "V" beach. As he
-approached the _River Clyde_ he saw that some big shells were dropping
-close to her, and just before he reached her, swish--sh--sh came along
-the noise of one and it flopped into the sea just ahead, fortunately
-without bursting. It heaved the bows of his boat right clear of the
-water, and the splash that fell over them fell on the deck, the General,
-and on his Staff officers. The Orphan's breath came very fast then; but
-he could not help laughing as he saw Plunky Bill, who'd been standing in
-the bows with his boat-hook all ready for going alongside the _River
-Clyde_, turn a complete somersault and disappear, head first, down the
-little hatch there. It was such a relief to have something to laugh at.
-
-One day he was sent to the French flagship--she was probably the
-_Suffren_--with a note to the French Admiral, and had to wait on her
-quarter-deck for an answer. The Admiral brought it up himself; a dapper
-little man he was--all springs--and when he saw the Orphan standing
-stiffly to attention, he darted across, laid both his thin, aristocratic
-hands on his shoulders, gave him a friendly, encouraging shake, and
-talked French to him, the only words the Orphan was able to understand
-and remember being: "Ah, mon petit brave! mon pauvre petit garcon!"
-
-On the way back with the answer he told Jarvis about this. "He called
-me lots of things, and he called me 'his poor little boy'--rather cheek,
-wasn't it?" In fact, the Orphan rather thought that his dignity had
-been hurt.
-
-"A funny old bird, that 'ere Gay Pratty, sir," Jarvis said. "D'you know
-Porter--'Frenchy' Porter, they calls him now--that 'ere leading
-signalman what comed from the _Swiftsure_? 'E was lent to that 'ere
-French ship for the 18th March--when the _Bouvet_ and _Ocean_ and
-_Irresistible_ were 'outed'. 'E tells me that that 'ere little ladylike
-gen'l'man was on the bridge all the time, a 'opping about like a
-bloomin' sparrow, and wouldn't go down in the conning-tower nohow. They
-had shells all over 'em and all round 'em, and Frenchy Porter couldn't
-'elp ducking 'is 'ead. Just as a big one come sloshing along--right
-over the bridge, it seemed--an' Frenchy 'ad ducked--that 'ere little
-box-of-tricks comes up to 'im, a-smiling and as jaunty as you please,
-and says to 'im, a-jerkin' 'is arms and 'is 'ands: 'When the noise come,
-you duck your 'ead--but then she 'as gone--you are too late'--it ain't
-no bloomin' use, or words to that heffect. A great, little gen'l'man,
-that be, sir."
-
-After hearing this story, the Orphan was jolly glad the Admiral _had_
-spoken to him.
-
-During the days whilst the piers were being built, the weather was
-magnificent and the sea quite calm. It never blew at all until the 3rd
-May, when a breeze got up from the north-east and swept clouds of sand
-off the ridge above "W" beach--a regular sandstorm, which hid it from
-the view of the ships for several hours. This fact is very good proof
-of the enormous amount of trampling which had converted the green ridge
-and gully into a waste of dry sand in only nine days. The wind
-increased all the night of the 3rd May, and blew quite hard on the 4th;
-and though "W" beach gave a "lee", a very unpleasant swell swept round
-the end of the Peninsula, and made the going alongside the pontoon and
-trestle pier very tricky work. Lighters empty and lighters loaded broke
-adrift, and the Orphan had the job of rescuing several; and in doing so
-knocked his picket-boat about a good deal, and stove a hole in her side,
-abreast the engine-room, which made it absolutely necessary for her to
-be hoisted in and patched. The Commander cursed him for his
-carelessness, and made the poor Orphan miserable until Captain
-Macfarlane happened to see him. "A day off to-day, Mr. Orpen?" he
-asked, with a twinkle in his eye, for he knew what had happened.
-
-"I knocked a hole in the picket-boat, sir," the Orphan answered
-gloomily.
-
-"Only one?" the Captain said, tugging at his yellow, pointed beard.
-"Only one? Why, when I was a midshipman---- Oh! Here comes the
-Admiral! I have not time to tell you what I could do in those days in
-the way of breaking up boats. Come to my cabin and have tea with me in
-half an hour." The Orphan felt a different "man" after that.
-
-He took the opportunity of his boat being inboard to give her a coat of
-paint, which hardly had time to dry before she was hoisted out and back
-again in the water.
-
-Now all this time the Orphan had scarcely set foot on shore, because
-whenever he took his picket-boat alongside one or other of the piers at
-"W" beach, there was so much risk of her being damaged that he dare not
-leave her. He was as wild and harum-scarum a young officer as could be
-met with, when not in his beloved picket-boat; but once he took charge
-of her he never forgot that he _was_ in charge of her, and responsible
-for her safety; and this not because he feared the Commander's sharp
-tongue or the displeasure of Captain Macfarlane, but from a very firm
-sense of duty, which he would probably have most indignantly denied if
-told that that was the reason.
-
-"Hang it all!" he often said, when Bubbles tempted him "to just leave
-your old boat and come along and see our dug-out"; "but, old Bubbles, I
-can't, that's all, I'd love to, but I can't."
-
-However, virtue was rewarded, for when the _Achates_ became "bombarding"
-ship, he and his picket-boat were placed under the orders of the
-Beach-master at "W" beach. Nothing could have given him greater
-pleasure. Whenever she was not actually required for duty, and could
-safely anchor off the beach, he lived ashore with Bubbles and the
-Lamp-post, and shared their tent, or their "dug-out" if they were being
-shelled. He had a splendid time: the best time of the three of them,
-for he was away in his boat most of the day, so escaped nearly all the
-heavy shells and the abominable pestilential flies; had every other
-night "in"--often two or three "running"--and could wrap himself up in
-his blanket and sleep splendidly, outside the tent and under the open
-sky, with his picket-boat safely anchored a hundred yards off the beach,
-with Jarvis in charge of her.
-
-Probably of all the Honourable Mess, the Orphan enjoyed himself the most
-thoroughly.
-
-
-
-
- *CHAPTER XIII*
-
- *The Army comes to a Standstill*
-
-
-On the day after the landing--the Monday--the French troops who had been
-disembarked on the Asiatic shore and had captured 500 prisoners were
-re-embarked, and the whole of the French Expeditionary Force commenced
-to land on "V" beach, where the poor old _River Clyde_ lay, aground,
-under the castle.
-
-On Tuesday the whole Allied forces advanced for two miles along the
-plain towards the white village of Krithia and the high ridge of Achi
-Baba, which barred their way. They met with very little resistance.
-
-On the Wednesday a further advance was made; but at the end of the day
-the Turks counter-attacked so fiercely that it became necessary for our
-troops to dig themselves in, when they were yet a mile from the village.
-The Allied army was now "up against" the position which the Turks had so
-carefully prepared with all the ingenuity and skill their German
-instructors had taught them, and, for all practical purposes, no real
-further impression was made on this position during the remainder of
-"The Great Adventure".
-
-It was on the Tuesday afternoon that Bubbles and the Lamp-post first
-came under shrapnel-fire. They had obtained leave, for half an hour, to
-climb up the ridge above "W" beach, and watch the progress of the
-advance in the plain below them; and whilst there, the Turks began
-bursting shrapnel above and all around it. This they took all as part
-of the game, and were rather pleased than otherwise when one shell,
-bursting not very far above and in front of them, scattered bullets in
-the ground close by.
-
-Bubbles burst out with a loud guffaw of enjoyment, and would have
-remained standing where he was--on the sky-line; but the Lamp-post, who
-had a very old head on his young shoulders, made him take cover in the
-Turkish trench there--a trench which our Sappers had already begun to
-deepen.
-
-"It's no use for us to be knocked out," he said; "and it's a rotten kind
-of bravery not to take cover when you aren't doing anyone any good by
-making a target of yourself."
-
-It was on that afternoon that Captain Macfarlane, coming ashore to
-stretch his long legs and to see how things were going with the beach
-party, happened to find Bubbles and the Lamp-post. The Beach-master's
-servant had just made them a cup of tea, so they, rather nervously,
-asked him if he would have one. Of course he would; so they sent the
-little man away to borrow the Pink Rat's enamelled mug. The Captain had
-just walked back from the lighthouse, and along the trench up which the
-midshipmen had carried those boxes of ammunition on the Sunday night.
-He had heard of this, and was speaking about it when the servant came
-back. Frightened out of his life he was, the miserable-looking little
-man, to wait upon so important an officer as Captain Macfarlane. The
-sight of a strange naval Captain simply terrified him, and made him
-quite incoherent.
-
-"He helped us," they said. "He took up two by himself, and then helped
-with another. He was jolly plucky, sir!"
-
-"You must have found them very heavy, didn't you?" the Captain said
-kindly. "It was a very plucky thing to do, under those conditions.
-What is your name? I must remember it."
-
-But the little man looked more frightened than ever, dropped the cup he
-was carrying, opened his mouth, couldn't speak a word, and simply fled.
-
-Captain Macfarlane smiled and pulled his beard. "A strange thing is
-courage," he said. "It comes at times to the most unlikely people. You
-can't legislate for it. Now, that little chap probably deserves the
-D.C.M.[#], if anybody does; and if he had it he would very likely suffer
-agonies all his life, dreading lest he should have to 'live up to it'."
-
-
-[#] D.C.M. = Distinguished Conduct Medal.
-
-
-Before he went away, the Captain advised them to dig "dug-outs" for
-themselves.
-
-"But the shrapnel hardly comes as far as the ridge," they said; "and
-they tried to reach the beach this morning from the Asiatic side and
-couldn't. We saw the shells falling three or four hundred yards
-short--four of them. Nothing but a few bullets come near here."
-
-"Young gentlemen,"--he smiled, with that kindly, humorous expression of
-his--"the Turks will bring up more guns in a few days, mark my word, and
-probably advance those they have. When they do, it won't be only
-shrapnel and small stuff, so you had better be ready."
-
-But they thought this rather useless waste of time; they didn't mind
-what came--or thought they didn't--and besides, the soldiers would
-capture Achi Baba in a few days, and then no Turkish guns could reach
-them.
-
-"We _shall_ capture that hill in a day or two, shan't we, sir?" they
-asked; but he only smiled his inscrutable smile, and added: "Young
-gentlemen, take my advice."
-
-He took them round to select a spot, but nowhere within the limits which
-the Navy had pegged out as its camp was the ground anywhere steep enough
-to dig a cave, which, as he told them, "was of course the best of all."
-He tugged at his beard and smiled again as he looked at a very suitable
-place just to the left and below the Naval Camp boundary. "Well, you
-will have to do your best--where you are: the Navy cannot poach, can
-it?--not on these occasions."
-
-So that very night, whenever they had any time to spare, they began to
-dig a hole for themselves in the gentle slope on the left of the gully,
-just behind where the naval mess-tent was eventually put up. Spades
-were plentiful, and they thought it great fun, although they were rather
-shy of being the first to do this. However, everyone followed their
-example--in fact the Beach-master ordered some form of protection to be
-dug for everyone.
-
-They scooped a place away about four feet wide, and by digging
-downwards, and nibbling, and broadening it, they soon had a "funk-hole"
-where all three of them could squeeze uncomfortably. They did try, by
-undermining the slope, to get some protection overhead; but the slope
-was too gentle for this to be a success, and the top kept falling in,
-especially if someone happened to walk near it. No timber was as yet
-available, so their "dug-out" had really no cover at all, but was simply
-a deep furrow, deeper at one end than the other.
-
-Though they did this at first for fun, and because Captain Macfarlane
-had advised them to do it, they were very glad they had taken his advice
-when, a few days later, the Turks did advance their field-guns and
-peppered the ridge, the gully leading to it, and "W" beach itself very
-liberally, not only with shrapnel, but also with common shell. Few of
-these common shell burst, and when they did, seldom hurt anyone; but no
-one, however brave or however small, can stand in a place which is being
-shelled, without feeling that he is the biggest thing there--for miles
-round--or the most conspicuous person, however many others are round
-him. The casualties from this first day of thoughtful and thorough
-shelling were very slight, considering the crowded state of the area,
-and the men's principal anxiety was to obtain fragments of shells or
-intact unexploded ones, digging those out before they had time to get
-cool. However, the competition in making "dug-outs" certainly became
-much more keen afterwards.
-
-Neither the periods of being shelled nor the making of "dug-outs" was
-allowed to interfere with the work of the beach parties.
-
-Those men who happened to be off duty crawled into their "funk-holes",
-but the others went on working; and of course, as most of them were
-employed below the cliffs, they really were not--as were the soldiers'
-working-parties stacking stores on the slopes--exposed the whole of the
-time.
-
-In those first four days an enormous amount of work was done; mountains
-of stores were piled on either side of the gully, mules and horses in
-hundreds were landed, guns and their limbers--18-pounders, long
-60-pounders, heavy guns and squat 6-inch howitzers--water carts,
-transport carts, and ambulance wagons. Hundreds of light two-wheeled
-carts were brought ashore, in readiness to follow the Army when the
-advance, which was fated never to take place, commenced; and by the end
-of the first week the slope between the ridge and the cliff, from the
-end of the Peninsula to Cape Helles lighthouse, was one orderly mass of
-mule and horse lines, transport "parks" and stores, and the ground which
-had been so covered with grass and scrubby bushes had been worn bare, as
-barren as the beach and the cliffs themselves.
-
-Until the fifth day the beach parties had lived in the open, but on that
-day several marquees and tents were brought ashore and pitched for them.
-Quite a cosy little collection of white tents they made, at the bottom
-of the left-hand slope of the gully.
-
-On the Thursday and Friday very little happened. The Army was digging
-itself in a mile and a half from Krithia, and about three miles from the
-ridge over "W" beach; practically all guns had been landed; the whole of
-the Royal Naval Division and other reinforcements had disembarked; and
-several thousand wounded had been safely sent on board the hospital
-ships, and transports used as hospital carriers.
-
-On the Saturday night the Turks, at about ten o'clock, commenced a
-desperate effort, first to pierce our lines (which they did,
-momentarily, but only momentarily), and afterwards to drive the French
-into the sea.
-
-The Lamp-post had a night "in" that night; and when the noise of firing
-woke him, was comfortably snuggled in a corner of the mess marquee,
-rolled in his blanket. The crackling of rifle-firing broke out on the
-left at first, and grew so fierce and incessant that he realized this
-was something quite different to anything he had heard before.
-
-That counter-attack on the first Sunday, when he and Bubbles had helped
-to take up ammunition, was as nothing compared to it, and had not made
-him feel nervous--or perhaps anxious is a better word--as this did. He
-then had had something to do; but now, after a very hard day's work, and
-two spells of being shelled, he had nothing to do but lie there and
-listen to the really appalling din of musketry, field-guns, and the roar
-of the two 60-pounders on the end of the Peninsula, above him, which,
-every time they fired, lighted up the inside of the marquee and shook
-the ground beneath him.
-
-As he lay, undecided as to whether or no he should get up and see what
-was happening, the intensity of the firing grew, until it reached such a
-pitch of frenzy that he felt certain that this must be the prelude to
-hand-to-hand fighting. He could not help but feel nervous. He was not
-blessed with a dull imagination, and he could not prevent himself
-picturing what was happening beyond the ridge, and what _would_ happen
-if the Turks drove in our thin lines and forced them back to the sea
-below. He worked himself into such a state of nerves that at last, when
-the French "75's" broke into rapid firing--one continuous screech--he
-could stand it no longer, pulled on his boots, and went outside the
-marquee. Out over the Straits the sea was all a glitter of transports'
-lights as usual, and the row of "flares" along the beach lighted up the
-beach parties unloading boats, and the working parties wearily carrying
-stores towards the two flares which marked the depots on the slopes of
-the gully--all went on just as usual. But horse teams with their
-limbers were coming down from the ridge, past him, towards the
-ammunition depots, at the bottom of the gully--coming down at an
-unaccustomed speed; and he heard their drivers shouting impatiently for
-their limbers to be filled.
-
-He ran to one of these, who had swung round his limber and was now
-trying to calm the big horse he was sitting--the "near leader" of the
-team.
-
-"What's going on?" the Lamp-post asked.
-
-"They've broken through the 86th," the man told him; "came on without
-firing a shot--the beggars!" But the midshipman could get nothing more
-out of him.
-
-"I don't know nothing more. Curse this darned horse! Keep still, can't
-you? My job's to get more of the stuff up to the guns. I don't know
-nothink. Chuck it, yer blighted fools! Ain't yer been long enough
-together? Cawn't yer smell who you've got next yer?"
-
-The two horses were nosing each other, one trying to bite, and both
-fretting.
-
-"They ain't worked together afore," he said, as the Lamp-post, who loved
-horses, separated their heads and rubbed their noses soothingly. "I 'ad
-to get a fresh 'off leader' this morning; the other was killed just
-t'other side of that 'ere ridge--shrapnel summat cruel there, all
-day--cawn't move a team but bang bursts a shrapnel--and they've been
-bursting shrapnel now, all along the road we've just come and have to go
-back by--curse them! This darned fool brute--chuck it, you
-blighter!"--as the horse he was sitting slyly bit the neck of the new
-"off leader", who sidled and trembled--"'e cawn't abide a stranger.
-'Ere, stop that kicking! 'Old yer 'eads up, cawn't yer?"
-
-He jerked the two horses apart as the two "wheelers" behind them began
-to plunge, and their driver to curse as he steadied them.
-
-"'Struth! Ain't they fair cautions? Almost 'uman," growled the
-Lamp-post's friend.
-
-Someone in the rear of the limber banged down the limber covers and
-shouted: "Right away, Bob!"
-
-"Stand clear! Get up, you brutes!" and the drivers cracked their whips;
-but the wheels of the limber had stuck in the sand, and the four horses,
-excited and plunging, and not pulling together, could not move them.
-
-"Clap on, you chaps! Give us a start!" shouted the drivers; and the
-Lamp-post and some more men hauled on the spokes of the wheels; the
-whips cracked, and this time the horses moved the limber, and away it
-went, jolting up the gully, on its way back with more shells for its
-battery, somewhere in the valley.
-
-The Lamp-post followed it up the ridge, and there, for two hours and
-more, he watched the battle in the dark, hundreds of men standing near
-him. Compared to that Sunday night fight, the noise was as the inside
-of a boiler-shop, with work in full swing, to the noise of a country
-blacksmith's forge; and the sight of it like a Crystal Palace firework
-night, to the five or six shillings' worth of squibs and rockets he and
-his brothers used to have at home on the 5th November.
-
-He had read of the famous French "75's", but he had thought the
-descriptions probably more picturesque than real. Now, as he listened
-to their extraordinarily determined voices, they seemed so
-self-confident, so absolutely sure of themselves, that he no longer
-wondered why the French almost worshipped them; and when they started
-rapid fire, as they did occasionally, a whole battery, sometimes two
-together, he realized that this was the glorious _rafale_ he had heard
-so much about.
-
-More empty limbers came toiling up from the valley, unable to go fast
-because of the darkness, and only dashing across the area over which
-shrapnel were bursting. The drivers of these passed the word, as they
-went down the gully, that the Turks had been driven back again, and the
-line made good. That was reassuring.
-
-He heard Bubbles laughing and guffawing somewhere near, and found him.
-"The Commander let me come along for half an hour. Isn't it a grand
-show?"
-
-Whilst they stood there, many tilted wagons passed down into the valley,
-their wheels creaking and the mule chains jangling; and as those
-60-pounders fired, their glare lighted up the white patches and the red
-crosses painted on them.
-
-A regiment (it had only come back from the trenches the previous
-afternoon) came up the gully, the men dragging their shuffling feet
-through the sand, and voices calling wearily: "Step out, men! Don't go
-to sleep, lads! Close up, lads! Pull yourselves together!" The head
-of it bent over the ridge and trailed down into the valley, till, like a
-long snake, it disappeared in the darkness.
-
-When the half-hour which Bubbles had been allowed was "up", the
-Lamp-post went back with him. The Turks had evidently broken
-themselves, and their attack was weakening; also, he was dead tired. He
-threw himself down in the marquee and slept till daybreak, not even
-wakened by a still more furious attack delivered, later on, against the
-French flank--an attack which was only repulsed after very heavy losses.
-
-The ambulance wagons came back in the morning crammed; wounded who could
-walk, stumbled down to the beach, lay down, and slept; also, a large
-batch of Turkish prisoners came along with a grinning escort. That day
-there was another general advance, with heavy casualties but little
-progress; and on the following night the Turks attacked again, more
-impetuously than the night before. This time they threw their whole
-weight against the French flank and against the section held by the
-Senegalese troops, who had been very severely punished already. These
-troops are not suited for defensive night-work, and again they gave way.
-The Lamp-post--on duty this time--down on the beach, could be almost
-certain that they had given way, by the continuous roar of the
-_rafales_, and again he could not help being anxious until news came
-that all was well.
-
-These two nights completely cured him of the nervousness which is only
-natural for anyone who has had no previous experience; and though there
-were countless attacks and counter-attacks in the nights to come, they
-never worried him, nor, if he were asleep, was he often wakened when
-those 60-pounders "chipped in" and shook the ground under him.
-
-In the early mornings, after these nights, the tired, haggard,
-earth-stained "working-parties" came back from the trenches, where they
-had been fighting all night, bringing tales of creeping bombing-parties,
-of furious rushes right up to their parapets, and of encounters between
-their night patrols, helping back the wounded, and perhaps escorting a
-few Turkish prisoners. These tales made each night's fighting a little
-epic of its own.
-
-To Bubbles, the Lamp-post never confided his ideas or emotions, because
-that fat, joyous midshipman looked upon the whole thing as one vast
-"spree", with a spice of danger that only added to its attractions.
-Each wounded man who was sent off to the ships, he envied his honourable
-wound, and the fact that many of them were maimed for life never entered
-his mind, nor the tragedy of the women and children dependent on them.
-
-The day after that second big counter-attack, during a bout of shelling
-from some field-guns concealed below Achi Baba, a shell came into a
-"dug-out" where a petty officer and two men of the beach party were
-sitting, and killed all three. After this, more spare time than ever
-was spent on deepening these "dug-outs". Then followed two more days of
-desperate fighting for the capture of Krithia village, and ghastly,
-never-ending streams of wounded came down the gully to the casualty
-clearing-station, whose white tents had been pitched above the cliffs,
-to the right of it. Our losses were terrific, and our gains practically
-nil. As a set-off to the splendid failure of the centre, the Gurkhas
-captured a commanding cliff on the left flank--Gurkha Bluff--and under
-protection of fire from the _Talbot_ and _Dublin_, dug themselves in so
-securely that these gallant little men never let go their hold on it.
-
-
-The continual strain of those first two weeks was already beginning to
-tell on the three snotties--hardly noticeable, perhaps, in the case of
-Bubbles, though he was undoubtedly thinner; but the Pink Rat was one
-mass of nerves--he jumped if anyone spoke to him suddenly--and he lost
-his appetite. The Lamp-post became more silent and thoughtful than
-before, and his nerves, too, were very "rocky", but he had such strong
-control over himself that no one could have thought that this was so.
-
-Their clothes were stained with good honest dirt, and torn and ragged
-from honest hard work. They became such unpresentable scarecrows that
-at last the Beach-master suggested that an improvement was desirable.
-So they went across to the Ordnance Stores and hunted out the stock
-sizes of the soldiers suits in store, which would fit them best. They
-also obtained puttees, and after those first ten days or two weeks the
-only thing "naval" about them was their caps.
-
-On the 12th May--a most perfect day it was--the three snotties were
-sitting outside their tent after lunch, smoking cigarettes, and watching
-an aeroplane, circling gracefully above them, looking for a good
-landing-place on the cliffs, close to the lighthouse Suddenly a great,
-tearing, rending noise seemed to fill all space. Everyone dropped,
-automatically, what was in his hand and bent his head; then, looking up,
-saw a cloud, black and oily--a hellish-looking balloon of
-smoke--suspended in the air above the ridge.
-
-This was the first high-explosive shell which burst near "W" beach.
-"Gallipoli Bill"--a stumpy 6-inch howitzer--fired it, and fired many
-more that afternoon and again an hour before sunset, some of his shells
-bursting on impact, others in the air--all with that rending,
-awe-inspiring crash.
-
-There was by this time, on top of the ridge, a broad sandy track, which
-must have been most conspicuous from Achi Baba. On each side of it, six
-or eight hundred horses and as many mules had been picketted, and those
-poor creatures suffered most. The snotties had fled to their dug-out;
-the Pink Rat lying flat on his face with his hands over his ears, whilst
-the other two peered over the edge, watching where the shells dropped.
-They did not--not even Bubbles--want to see them, but the terrible roar
-fascinated them, and they were obliged to do so. They would hear the
-noise of another approaching, and, three or four seconds later, up would
-go a cloud of black smoke and that thunderclap of an explosion--not one
-farther away than three hundred yards. "Right among the horses!" the
-Lamp-post would say, with a catch in his breath; and when the smoke
-drifted clear, there would they see six, a dozen--often more--of these
-gallant animals lying dead, or feebly trying to regain their feet
-horribly mutilated.
-
-Other shells burst in open spaces, doing no harm; others among the mules
-and transport-wagon "parks". After every explosion, men would leave
-their "dug-outs" and rush to the place, a couple of stretcher-men would
-perhaps dash down from the casualty clearing-station; and then the noise
-of another approaching shell would send them scurrying back--scurrying
-fast, all of them, except the stretcher-men, who if they had found an
-injured man had to bear him slowly and steadily.
-
-One shell, on that first day, fell right among a warren of crowded
-"dug-outs", and the Lamp-post turned away his head with a shudder, so as
-not to see what would come to view when the smoke cleared away. When he
-did turn round--it was so horribly fascinating--he saw men scrambling
-from those "dug-outs", jostling each other in the crater just made among
-them, shouting and laughing, and squabbling and searching for
-"souvenirs".
-
-Farce and tragedy are, thank God! perpetually associated; if they were
-not, and only tragedy stared one continually in the face, human brains
-could not endure the strain of modern warfare as they do.
-
-Writing of "dug-outs", it did not really make much difference where one
-took shelter, for those "funk-holes" gave no protection from a direct
-hit, only from sideways-flying splinters and fragments; a hare crouching
-on its "form" is no more protected from being trodden under foot than a
-man in one of these from the actual shell itself.
-
-All through these periods when high-explosive shells burst on the ridge
-and the slopes down to the gully, the empty limbers, water-carts, and
-transport wagons would jolt down to the depots, fill up, and go back
-again, up the slopes through the area where those shells were falling,
-up that broad road between those huddled masses of quivering mules and
-horses, just as though nothing unusual was happening.
-
-"Gallipoli Bill" at first fired for half an hour in the middle of the
-day, and again for another half an hour before the close of it; but
-presently, when he had received a more plentiful supply of ammunition,
-often gave an additional "hate" in the forenoon.
-
-The one thing in his favour, as compared to the field-guns, was that
-after he had fired his ten or twelve rounds, you knew he would not fire
-again for several hours. With the field-guns it was different--their
-little shells fell at all hours and all through the day.
-
-To add to the attractiveness of "W" beach--or "Lancashire Landing", as
-it was afterwards called--as a health resort, hostile aeroplanes often
-dropped bombs there. Nobody attempted to take cover when these
-aeroplanes flew past, for the simple reason that no "cover" existed,
-except actually underneath the very foot of the cliffs. They had to
-carry on their work, wait until they heard the rushing noise of the
-bomb, and when the explosion followed, wait for the second one which
-almost invariably followed it. Afterwards they knew that this "show"
-was concluded, and that "Cuthbert", as they called the aeroplane, would
-not drop any more on that trip. "Cuthbert's" average "bag" in three
-days would seldom exceed two men wounded and one killed, and perhaps
-three or four horses or mules killed, or so much injured that they had
-to be shot. Generally, at about seven o'clock in the morning the first
-aeroplane would come, on its way to wake the General Head-quarters Staff
-aboard the _Arcadia_, anchored close by; and then occasionally in the
-evening, when he was off to see if he really couldn't--this time--manage
-to flop a bomb on top of the captive balloon or its parent ship.
-
-This last was one of the pleasures of the day, and the Lamp-post and
-Bubbles would often sit and watch "Cuthbert" flying towards the big
-yellow balloon--flying well above it to keep out of range.
-
-The parent ship would haul the balloon down just as fast as she
-could--"to lessen the bump if it was hit", as Bubbles used to gurgle.
-Then the Lamp-post, through his glasses, would see first one, then
-another bomb drop from the aeroplane; would shout: "He's dropped
-one--two!" and in a few seconds, whilst they held their breath and
-watched, up would go the splashes these explosions made. Never did they
-hit either balloon or parent ship. It really became a perfect farce;
-though, as Uncle Podger told them, when one day, coming ashore to pay
-the beach party, a small shell had buried itself quite close to him and
-his money-bags, and a bomb had dropped and burst not fifty yards away:
-"It's all very pretty to watch, but I prefer watching it from the ship."
-
-Directly it became evident that "Gallipoli Bill" had come to stay, all
-those horses and mules were brought down and placed in safety beneath
-the cliffs, and along ledges which the Turkish prisoners and a large
-number of imported Greek labourers cut for them in the face of the
-cliffs.
-
-When they were all safely stowed away, the end of the Peninsula
-presented a most extraordinary sight, and if only the crippled _Goeben_
-could have come out and had half an hour's practice, she would have
-killed them all. Magazines also were dug beneath the cliffs, and the
-vast stores of small-arm ammunition, shells, charges, bombs, grenades,
-and explosives of all sorts were placed out of danger.
-
-Water, or rather the scarcity of it, made life still more unpleasant;
-water for drinking was sufficient, but had to be used carefully; the
-amount allowed for washing was entirely inadequate. However, whenever
-the snotties had the chance, they would scramble along to the rocks
-right at the end of the Peninsula, under Cape Tekke, and have a bathe.
-
-Many a grand hour they put in down there, and forgot, for a time, the
-discomforts and perils of the day which had passed, or of the days which
-were to come.
-
-But now, worse than the bombs, the field-guns' shells, or those roaring,
-rending high-explosives, came the flies. A fortnight after the landing
-they had been a nuisance; at the end of the third week, bred in the
-horse and mule lines, they became an unbearable plague. The food on
-one's plate was covered with them, they crawled over it; they crawled
-over hands and faces; rest during the day was almost impossible. It was
-horrid to see a man asleep, with his lips, nostrils, and eyelids hidden
-in a dense mass of them, clinging there and sucking the moisture. At
-night, and only at night, was one free from these beastly things, and
-then they gathered in countless millions on the upper parts of the
-insides of the tents, waiting till the warmth of next day's sun woke
-them to start their intolerable persecution.
-
-The mental torture caused by these was infinitely greater than the total
-effect of the shells and bombs; worst of all, they brought dysentery.
-
-The Pink Rat was the first one to go down. He had worked hard and well,
-but the strain of the shells had, very evidently, upset his nerves; he
-had been moody and depressed for some days, and the flies finished him.
-He had to be sent on board to Dr. O'Neill, thinner, and more like a rat
-than ever. He was quickly followed by six or seven of the men; but
-Bubbles and the Lamp-post, though both were affected by a mild form of
-dysentery--as was practically everyone--and their hands were covered
-with small "chipped-out" bits which would not heal, "stuck it out" until
-they, and all who remained of the original beach party, were replaced by
-officers and men from the sunken _Ocean_ and _Irresistible_.
-
-The same day on which the Pink Rat left them, the Orphan joined the
-little naval camp at the foot of the gully, with its marquees and tents,
-and boundaries marked neatly with white-washed stones.
-
-"My aunt! Isn't this splendid?" he said, as Plunky Bill gave him a hand
-up the beach with his uniform tin case.
-
-His coming was a great event, just what the other two snotties required
-to cheer them up. There was so much to show him, and so much to do when
-all three happened to be off duty--the bathes among the rocks at the
-foot of Cape Tekke, the 60-pounders above it to show him, the trenches
-down in the plain, the trench up which they had carried ammunition, the
-big Turkish guns on Hill 138; and one afternoon they all three had time
-to walk across to "V" beach, and wander about the neat, orderly French
-camp, ingratiate themselves with the sentries to let them pass forbidden
-places, and to look over the old castle itself. The Orphan proudly took
-them to the "front door", as his friend the Royal Naval Division
-Sub-lieutenant had called the great arched entrance, and explained to
-them how he had fired at the Turks coming through it, with a maxim, and
-started a battle "on his own", pointing to the bows of the _River Clyde_
-to show where he and his maxim actually had been.
-
-"You _do_ come in for all the tit-bits; you are a lucky chap!" Bubbles
-gurgled excitedly.
-
-The late afternoon was not the most pleasant time to choose for such an
-excursion, because "V" beach was seldom "healthy" at that time of day,
-and proved to be more than usually "unhealthy" on this particular
-occasion, for "Asiatic Annie" plumped fourteen or fifteen big 8-inch
-shells among the stores and the camps whilst they were there.
-
-They all took shelter behind a small mountain of corned-meat
-packing-cases, in company with a couple of gaily dressed, shiny-black
-Senegalese, who were not in the least happy, and a young, equally
-gaudily dressed "Foreign Legion" soldier, who was quite happy--a slim,
-sunburnt, laughing man in a red fez with a long tassel, a grey-blue
-embroidered Zouave jacket, a blue sash, and baggy scarlet trousers. One
-shell came very near them, and burst with a terrific crash on the other
-side of the packing-cases, blowing in two or three, so that the
-meat-tins showed through the cracks, but only covering the three
-midshipmen with dust. This was the first high-explosive shell which had
-burst near the Orphan, and he did not like it a little bit. Bubbles and
-the Lamp-post, who had had more experience of them, liked it still less;
-but the Zouave only smiled: "Mon Dieu! le mechant! le misereble!" and
-offered them little twisted cigarettes of black tobacco. They were not
-in the least miserable when a long pause ensued after one shell, and a
-bugle sounded to tell everyone that "Asiatic Annie" had "packed up", and
-they were able to leave the protection of their tinned-meat
-packing-cases.
-
-
-On the afternoon when the first German submarine arrived, and sent the
-old _Achates_ flying to Mudros in the scurry of transports and
-store-ships, they watched her go without any real regrets. The Orphan
-and Bubbles certainly preferred to stay where they were; and though,
-perhaps, the Lamp-post, at the bottom of his heart, longed to get away
-from the flies and shells, they could never get him to admit it.
-
-Then, three days later, the _Triumph_ was sunk--along the coast, off
-Anzac--and all the battleships left Cape Helles; all except the old
-_Majestic_, who came along and anchored so close to "W" beach that you
-could almost throw a stone on board her from the casualty
-clearing-station tents on top of the cliffs.
-
-"They won't 'get' her there, not with all those trawlers and little
-steamers round her," Bubbles said. But on Friday morning, just as they
-were turning to work, and the Orphan was "standing by" in his
-picket-boat to "run an errand", they heard a rumbling explosion, looked
-round, saw a huge column of water spout up alongside her, close to her
-after bridge, and heard and felt another explosion.
-
-"They've got her!" everyone sang out as she began to turn over very
-rapidly; and the Orphan, shouting to Plunky Bill to shove off, dashed
-towards her to pick up men already jumping from her sloping deck into
-the sea. She heeled over so extraordinarily rapidly that the Orphan
-never had a chance of going alongside, but stood off, and with other
-steamboats, with trawlers, drifters, a French torpedo-boat, and any
-number of other boats of all descriptions, made a ring round the doomed
-ship, to which her crew swam. The Orphan pushed his boat so close that
-he had to back out to prevent her fore mast-head and "wireless" gear
-fouling him as it heeled down to the water's edge. It was a horrid and
-sad sight; but the Orphan was too busily engaged pulling people out of
-the water to pay much attention to that; and when his picket-boat could
-hold no more, he turned them over to a small coasting steamer anchored
-near, and went back again. By this time she was bottom up.
-
-The sinking of this ship had a most depressing effect on everyone; and
-even the casual Orphan and thoughtless Bubbles wondered what "Gallipoli
-Bill" would do, now that there was no ship left with guns big enough to
-annoy him. However, that elusive howitzer had evidently very little
-ammunition to spare--probably one of our "E" submarines in the Sea of
-Marmora had sunk a steamer with a supply she was expecting--so six
-shells, twice a day, were as much as he could allow himself.
-
-You will notice that no mention is now made of the small shells. They
-still fell on "W" beach and in the sea, close to the piers, at all hours
-of the day; but unless they came in numbers, no one took any notice of
-them. Their fuses were so poor that they seldom burst, and when they
-did, they seldom did any harm.
-
-
-The three midshipmen's time ashore was now drawing to a close, and four
-days after the _Majestic_ had been sunk--how they did wish her ram
-wouldn't stick out of the water and remind them of her!--a signalman
-brought down a signal: "Officers and men of _Achates_ beach party will
-embark in Trawler 370 at 11.30 to-day. Trawler will take _Achates_
-picket-boat in tow."
-
-It was not until they had embarked, and the Orphan had made "fast" a
-hundred feet of rope from his picket-boat to the trawler's stern, that
-they learnt that the _Achates_ had been sent to Mytilene, and that they
-were to join her there.
-
-They waved good-bye to "W" beach just as "Gallipoli Bill" dropped a big
-shell half-way down the gully, and the Lamp-post and Bubbles realized
-the relief of not having to wonder where the next one would come.
-
-"Well, we've had a jolly good time--take it all round--but for the
-flies," Bubbles said. "It will be a good thing to get back to the ship
-for a while."
-
-"Won't we have a bath, and won't it be grand to get into uniform--clean
-uniform and under-things again!" said the Lamp-post; and Bubbles
-gurgled: "Won't I have a grand feed!" forgetting what the Orphan had
-told him of the state of the gun-room stores.
-
-
-
-
- *CHAPTER XIV*
-
- *Submarines Appear*
-
-
-Down in the gun-room of the _Achates_, during this month after the
-landing, the air was full of rumours--buzzes of all sorts and little
-"titbits" of information, gleaned haphazard everywhere and anywhere.
-Every snotty--the Orphan, the Hun, Rawlins, or any of the "stranger"
-midshipmen--who took his boat alongside a transport or man-of-war, or to
-one of the piers at "W" or "V" beaches, came back stuffed with yarns
-which lost nothing by the telling: the Dublins had lost every officer;
-the Worcesters all but two; the Turks were torturing prisoners; there
-was a fearful shortage of doctors; the beaches were simply crowded with
-wounded, and there was nowhere to put them; Krithia had fallen--the yarn
-spread after every attack; the _Prince George_ had a huge hole made in
-her by one of "Asiatic Annie's" 8-in shells; the poor old _River Clyde_
-would have to be abandoned--she was being hit so often; the _Goeben_ and
-two Turkish battleships were just above The Narrows--the aeroplane had
-seen them--and they might come down at any moment; the _Agamemnon_ had
-knocked out three "Asiatic Annies" in one afternoon; the _Queen
-Elizabeth_ had fired three of her big 15-inch shells across the
-Peninsula--the first had sunk two big lighters filled with ammunition,
-the second had dropped short and only wiped out a regiment on the march,
-and the third had sunk a nine-thousand-ton steamer, anchored above
-Nagara, crowded with troops, none of whom was saved. The Pimple, who
-brought this last piece of news, knew it was true, because the Navigator
-had heard it from a man, who had heard it from the friend of a man, who
-had been told by the "observing" officer in the captive balloon which
-"spotted" for the _Queen Elisabeth_.
-
-Then there was the constant rumour that "last night's counter-attack by
-the Turks was just their last final effort; they were going to make
-peace now it had failed". Poor old Turks! they had nothing to gain by
-being so obstinate, and they had no food and were short of
-ammunition--everything; they were simply longing to "throw up the
-sponge" if only the Germans would let them.
-
-Russia intended landing five hundred thousand troops quite close to
-Constantinople; Italy was about to declare war and send fifty thousand
-to help in the Peninsula; the French had a hundred thousand already on
-the way; and Kitchener, good old Kitchener, had made up his mind to send
-out two hundred thousand. Shan't we walk through them?
-
-Another snotty would burst in with the news that he had heard, on good
-authority, that directly all the mines had been swept up, the ships were
-to make another dash up The Narrows, this time towing pontoon "things"
-alongside them to stop torpedoes. Another heard that all destroyers had
-been ordered to rush through one night, steam up the Sea of Marmora, and
-bombard Constantinople.
-
-There was no limit to the inventive genius of the "rumour spreaders",
-and the appetite for fresh, spicy news became so keen that anybody who
-brought back no titbit was thought a "hopeless rotter".
-
-But one day, on the 12th May, Uncle Podger came into the gun-room with a
-long face: "Two German submarines have been reported passing Malta," he
-said. This yarn was too incredible to be believed by the young warriors
-coiled there, on the cushions, in their dirty Condy's-fluid-stained
-clothes; and they greeted it with such derisive yells, shouting, "Go
-away and make up something else, Fatty!" that Uncle Podger, who did not
-appreciate any such familiarity from strangers, did not bother to tell
-them that it happened to be the simple truth. This was the first day on
-which it became generally known that German submarines were approaching;
-and the certain fact caused much consternation to all, especially to
-those who had previously buoyed themselves with the hope that these
-craft could not make such a long voyage in time of war.
-
-A very general feeling of uneasiness made itself felt.
-
-That same day the first high-explosive to burst on "W" beach had brought
-everyone on deck, drawn there by the sound of its mighty thunder-clap;
-and sent them down again wondering whether it would be possible to hold
-"W" beach under such conditions much longer. The most optimistic looked
-grave, and even the cheery, irresponsible Navigator realized that this
-was not the occasion to invent yarns and send them rolling.
-
-Discussion in the ward-room that night was carried on fitfully and in
-low tones, and whenever the door opened everyone would turn to see if
-the newcomer's face showed that he had heard anything "fresh". Among
-all brooded a very pervading feeling of depression. The tall,
-aristocratic, and also pessimistic Major of Marines explained in a low
-voice to the anxious little Padre, sucking nervously at his big pipe,
-the terrible anxieties of a General whose army has no secure base and
-whose lines of communication--in this special case, the sea--are
-threatened; the Navigator, on the other side, pointed out to the
-Fleet-Paymaster how impossible it would be for the battleships to stay
-where they were, when the submarines did put in an appearance. The
-cheery Fleet-Paymaster kept on saying: "But, my dear chap, we've got
-plenty of destroyers and trawlers; they ought to keep them away at
-night-time, and surely we can look after ourselves in the daylight."
-
-The Fleet-Surgeon, more gloomy and querulous than ever, growled: "What
-the dickens d'you know about it? They'll come right enough. We're just
-like sheep waiting for the little dog that's coming across the field to
-worry them; they pretend they'll stick together and show a bold front,
-and know all the time they'll be off like redshanks directly he gets
-near. We're rats in a trap, that's what we are." He seemed to obtain
-great satisfaction from the last idea.
-
-The Gunnery-Lieutenant, stamping nervously from one end of the ward-room
-to the other, joined in all the conversations, and kept on bursting out
-with: "We must have a 'go' at that high-explosive chap to-morrow, and
-try and knock him out before they come;" they being, of course, the
-submarines.
-
-The War Baby--that youngest thing in subalterns of Royal
-Marines--sprawled over the ward-room table, with his chin on his fists,
-anxiously listening to everybody, hoping to glean something or other
-which would point a way out of the difficulties and comfort him. The
-Commander, coming down from making certain that the ship had been
-darkened properly, snapped out: "I can't get those transports to 'darken
-ship'. The Admiral has ordered everything, big or little, not to show a
-single light; and there they are, many of them, showing a blaze of
-lights as bright as the Strand by night." He rang the bell and sent the
-sentry to find Mr. Orpen. Presently that young officer appeared, and
-was ordered "to go round every ship in that darned anchorage and make
-'em put out their lights--and don't let me catch any of your boat's crew
-smoking alongside the ship, as they were this morning, or I'll----" But
-the Orphan didn't wait for the penalty to be mentioned, answered "Very
-good, sir," exchanged undetected winks with the War Baby, and went out
-again.
-
-Everybody turned in, that night, with their thoughts full of submarines.
-
-An hour after midnight the poor old _Goliath_ was struck by three
-torpedoes, and sank. She had anchored only that afternoon, up beyond
-Sedd-el-Bahr and opposite a promontory known as "De Tott's Battery" to
-protect the left flank of the French army and she lay farther up the
-Straits and nearer to Chanak Fort--the big fort at the entrance to The
-Narrows--than any other ship. Beyond this fort a Turkish destroyer was
-known to be lying, just above The Narrows; and to prevent her making a
-sortie, four of our destroyers patrolled the waters between Chanak Fort
-and De Tott's Battery, dodging a very brilliant search-light on Chanak
-Fort which lighted up this area night after night.
-
-Now the previous evening, just before sunset, a heavy and most unusual
-bank of fog had rolled slowly out of The Narrows, and made the night so
-dark that the look-outs on board the patrolling destroyers and on board
-the _Goliath_ could hardly see a cable's length in front of them. It
-was just the night that that Turkish destroyer would be waiting for; and
-when Chanak search-light was not switched on at all, and the Straits
-were shrouded in thick, ominous darkness, the _Goliath's_ people had a
-suspicion that "something" would happen, and kept a more ready
-watchfulness.
-
-Shortly after one o'clock the "look-outs" on her bridge, and round the
-guns on the fore shelter-deck, sighted a dark mass on her starboard bow,
-and made it out to be a destroyer, drifting, stern first, with the
-current, towards the ship, just as our own patrolling destroyers had
-been accustomed to do. They used to steam towards Chanak and its
-search-light, stop engines, and drift back with the current which always
-flowed down through The Narrows, drift down until they were abreast De
-Tott's Battery, and then steam back again.
-
-At first she was thought to be a British destroyer, but something roused
-suspicions, the "challenge" was flashed across; she flashed back, but
-incorrectly; and, realizing that she was an enemy, orders were given to
-open fire on her. Two shots blazed out, but they were too late; she let
-fly three torpedoes, one after the other, all of which struck "home";
-and in four minutes the _Goliath_ had rolled over, taking down with her
-more than five hundred of her officers and men.
-
-Those on deck in the _Achates_ had heard the muffled explosions, and
-seen the search-lights from the other battleships above Sedd-el-Bahr
-searching the surface of the water there; but not for some time did
-anyone know what had really happened--not until a signal flashed across
-to say that the _Goliath_ had been sunk, and to ask for steamboats to be
-sent to search for survivors.
-
-The Orphan, who had only just returned from his long job of making all
-the obstinate transports and other ships "darken ship" properly, was
-immediately sent up to the scene of the catastrophe, and the Hun, with
-his steam pinnace, followed. They picked up and brought back one dead
-body and a mere handful of very much shaken men. As you know, everyone
-had turned in that night with "submarines on the brain"; so when Dr.
-Gordon went to the Fleet-Surgeon's cabin and woke him with "Get up, turn
-out, P.M.O., the _Goliath_ has been sunk, and our boats have gone for
-survivors!" you can imagine that the Fleet-Surgeon naturally thought
-that a submarine had done this, so was none too happy. "It'll be our
-turn next; rats in a trap! My God! I wish I'd never come to sea," he
-kept groaning as he slipped into his clothes, found his
-swimming-belt,[#] and hurried on deck.
-
-
-[#] By this time the swimming-collars had been replaced by belts with
-greatly increased buoyancy.
-
-
-The news, when it came at last, that she had been sunk by a destroyer
-came almost as a relief, because, in spite of the official signal to the
-contrary, everyone hoped, down at the back of his brain, that perhaps a
-mistake had been made, and that those submarines reported from Malta
-would turn out to be a myth.
-
-In fact, next morning at breakfast, the Torpedo-Lieutenant was quite
-bright and cheery. He was a destroyer expert, and always pooh-poohed
-submarines as much overrated craft, so now never tired of saying
-"Destroyers are some good after all, you see," and seemed to take as
-much pride in the success of the Turkish destroyer, as if it had been an
-English one which had sunk a Turkish battleship.
-
-Without a doubt, everyone admired the pluck and cunning of this
-destroyer and its German crew (it was known afterwards that the crew was
-German), however much--or little--the loss of the _Goliath_ affected
-him; and, truth to tell, it was not the loss of the ship nor of the men
-that affected most people, but the moral effect and the addition to the
-general feeling of depression and uneasiness--uneasiness which, it must
-be remembered, was not by any means chiefly caused by fear for the
-actual safety of the ships and themselves, but by the dread of what
-would happen to the Army when left unsupported in its very insecure
-position on the Peninsula, with the difficulties of supplying itself
-with stores and reinforcements so enormously increased. Those
-howitzers, too, might render the position untenable, especially as,
-given time, there was no reason why the Turks should not bring up more
-and still heavier guns.
-
-Some of the surviving officers lived on board the _Achates_ for a few
-days, and slept in hammocks on the half-deck, close to the China Doll.
-He will never forget those nights when he turned in--always nervous of
-submarines, and with his swimming-belt all ready round his chest, in
-case of need--and then had to listen to them relating their gruesome
-experiences before and after the old ship rolled over and they had
-jumped into the water. They were suffering the after effects of their
-shock, and could talk of nothing else all day long, and most of the
-night as well.
-
-The China Doll would hear, out of the dark, coming from one of them:
-"You remember when that second explosion came--you were standing close
-to me--in the battery--the one that shot up that column of water which
-cut the cutter in half--you remember--it fell on old Tompkins--it was
-old Tompkins, wasn't it?--it crushed him--don't you remember him
-howling?--just for a second--and then, not answering when you sung out
-to him."
-
-Another voice--a big, gruff one--would "chip in": "I'd just said to the
-Gunner, 'That's not one of our destroyers--look at her funnels--you mark
-my word--that's not one of ours'--just before we fired that first
-shot--it didn't hit--I swear I heard a torpedo fired--the first one--the
-one that hit us under the bridge--and I'm certain I heard someone sing
-out: 'Gut! sehr gut!'--he must have been a German--he sang it out after
-each torpedo hit us."
-
-Another voice out of the darkness, from a hammock close to the China
-Doll, broke in with: "My word! she did topple over--I could never have
-believed it I was in my cabin--just had time to rush up to the
-gangway--the water was pouring over the coaming--couldn't stand on the
-quarter-deck--I don't know how I got to the rails--I dragged myself up
-somehow, and crawled right round her--oh, my God! the cries inside
-her--men who couldn't get out."
-
-The big, gruff voice, which had stopped to listen, interrupted again: "I
-got out through a gun-port, crawled along the side--when she turned over
-the bilge keel caught me and dragged me under--I never knew how I came
-up again--a man close to me--swimming in the water--had his face smashed
-in by a plank which shot up from below--I got hold of the plank--it kept
-me up till the _Lord Nelson's_ picket-boat found me."
-
-It was not as if these disjointed remarks were made only once, but they
-were repeated over and over again; just as if the thoughts they
-expressed had been fixed so indelibly in their brains, to the exclusion
-of everything else, that when night and darkness came they were again so
-vivid that they had to be given utterance to.
-
-The poor China Doll, with his swimming-belt round his chest, would
-listen, with hair on end, until he could stand it no longer; then he
-would jump out, and run up on deck and wait, perhaps for an hour, until
-they were silent. How grateful he was to wake up and see daylight
-coming through the gaps in the hatchway awning-cover, and to know that
-another night was over! A good many more were as thankful as he was.
-
-Next day the early morning "air" reconnaissance--made by
-aeroplane--reported having seen five submarines travelling past Kephez
-Point.
-
-"That puts the hat on it," moaned the Fleet-Surgeon when he heard of
-them; and everybody marvelled how they had managed to elude the scouting
-trawlers and destroyers. But most people felt a sense of relief that
-the days of waiting for their coming were now over, and that whatever
-was going to happen would do so soon. However, the evening "air
-reconnaissance" reported that these five submarines were still there,
-but had now turned out to be buoys which we ourselves had moored--so the
-grim tension was relieved for a little while.
-
-On that day "Gallipoli Bill" burst very many high-explosive shells on
-"W" beach, apparently chiefly out of bravado, to express his glee at the
-sinking of the _Goliath_. Next day the _Agamemnon_, the _Swiftsure_,
-and the heavy batteries on shore "went" for him, but could not hit him.
-The "spotting" aeroplanes did their best to locate him and to direct the
-firing; but a dummy gun is so easily put somewhere, where it can be seen
-from above, and a real gun can so easily be shifted and hidden, where it
-cannot be seen, that quite possibly the ships and the shore batteries
-were never firing at the real gun. At any rate, directly they ceased
-fire, "Gallipoli Bill" threw half a dozen more shells along the ridge
-above "W" beach, and "pulled their legs" pretty thoroughly.
-
-Things went on quietly for the next two or three days, although the
-howitzers did a lot of mischief on shore. Rumours came that a trawler
-had sighted a periscope off Imbros island, thirteen miles away, and it
-seemed definitely ascertained that two submarines had arrived at Smyrna.
-
-
-On the 18th May the _Achates_ relieved the _Swiftsure_, and from this
-date, until driven away by submarines, she became a "bombarding" ship.
-She once more ceased to fly a flag; the Admiral left her, taking with
-him his two Assistant Clerks; best of all, the devouring host of strange
-snotties and their steamboats also departed, and quietness and peace
-reigned in the gun-room. But, like Old Mother Hubbard's cupboard, the
-gun-room store was bare--a fact which brought bitter grief to the Pimple
-and the China Doll.
-
-There was another submarine scare that night. A trawler fired two
-Very's lights, which meant "have sighted a hostile submarine", and
-things "hummed" considerably until it turned out that she had mistaken
-E11, on her way up the Straits, from Mudros, for an enemy submarine.
-
-Also, during that same night the Turks commenced their desperate
-thirty-six-hour attack on Anzac, and for all that period an almost
-incessant roar of heavy guns came down wind from there. This attack
-ended most disastrously for the enemy, who lost more than three thousand
-men killed. The Honourable Mess heard afterwards many yarns of this
-fight--yarns of the Turks pressing through gullies against the
-Australian and New Zealand trenches, pouring through in dense masses,
-shouting "Allah! Allah!" and never ceasing that cry, because they
-believed that no bullet would touch them with the sacred name on their
-lips, and being shot down in hundreds and hundreds, until, in fact, some
-of the Australians, who had clambered on top of their parapets the
-better to shoot, refused to shoot any longer. Pressed along by the
-masses behind them, the front ranks could not retreat--some, throwing
-away their rifles, ran towards the trenches with their hands above their
-heads, apparently demented, shouting "Allah! Allah!"
-
-Perhaps they thought that God would give them victory over the "infidel"
-with their bare hands; perhaps they wanted to surrender; but none
-reached those trenches. In front of one maxim alone, 380 dead were
-counted when at last the attacks had melted away, and the Turks had
-obtained an armistice to bury their dead.
-
-
-Now that she was "bombarding" ship, the _Achates_ had the job of looking
-after "Gallipoli Bill", and often an aeroplane would fly up to "spot"
-for her whilst she tried to knock him out.
-
-Such a day's firing would be arranged and start something like this.
-
-Perhaps Captain Macfarlane had been ashore the afternoon before, to
-stretch his long legs, and on coming back to the ship would send for the
-Gunnery-Lieutenant. "Oh, look here, I've been ashore this afternoon.
-That 6-inch howitzer is bothering everyone a good deal; it dropped one
-near me--it may not have known I was there--but I thought it distinctly
-rude; the Left Flank Observation Post--I was up there this
-afternoon--think they have spotted him--just to the left of that single
-tree near the windmills--you know it--the place where those dummy
-field-guns used to be; how about having a try for it in the morning?"
-
-"Yes, sir! Certainly, sir! We had better ask for an aeroplane, I
-suppose," the very "strict-service" Gunnery-Lieutenant would suggest.
-
-"Certainly! Certainly! Ask them to send a specially nice one this
-time, perhaps a white one with blue spots would look pretty."
-
-The Gunnery-Lieutenant, who was absolutely devoid of all sense of
-humour, would look up startled, only to see the Captain thoughtfully
-tugging at his pointed yellow beard.
-
-"I don't think there are any like that, sir. They have tried various
-colours, but none are invisible. I think they have none like that, sir."
-
-"Oh! Very well, we must just take our chance. Perhaps they will send us
-one with pretty red, white, and blue rings," the Captain would reply
-gravely, without a tremor of an eyelid; and off would go the bewildered
-Gunnery-Lieutenant to write out a signal "requesting permission to
-bombard Target 159G7", or whatever was the dot on the military map
-nearest to "Gallipoli Bill", and wonder whether Captain Macfarlane was
-going "off his head". Whilst waiting a reply from the Admiral, he might
-run across the Fleet-Surgeon and tell him what the Captain had said. "I
-suppose there's nothing the matter with him, Doc.? You don't think the
-strain is telling on him?"
-
-"Nothing the matter with him! Of course not," would snap Dr. O'Neill.
-"It's yourself, you fool; your silly noddle's so stuffed with wretched
-gunnery, you haven't room for a joke. He was pulling your leg."
-
-"But where's the joke about 'white with blue spots'--I've never seen one
-like that?" and the Gunnery-Lieutenant would scratch his head.
-
-"Oh! get out of it; you're hopeless!" Dr. O'Neill would growl.
-
-Presently the signal would come that the proposed bombarding had been
-approved by the Admiral, who would make arrangements for a "spotting"
-aeroplane at ten o'clock.
-
-Thus were details fixed for another attempt to destroy "Bill".
-
-In the morning the Gunnery-Lieutenant waited to see how the current, or
-the breeze, or both together, made the ship swing. Perhaps that
-especial morning she swung with her stern inshore, so that "X" group of
-6-inch guns--the group on the starboard side, aft--bore most easily.
-So, after breakfast, the Gunnery-Lieutenant sent for the War Baby--in
-charge of these guns--and showed him the exact spot on the map and,
-taking him up into the main-top, the special tree close to which "Bill"
-had last been seen--the tree on which he had to train his guns.
-
-The aeroplane with its pilot, the "observer" and his wireless apparatus,
-started away from the "advanced" aerodrome near Helles lighthouse,
-commenced to climb up into the "blue", and, when ready, signalled "Ready
-to Commence".
-
-By this time the Gunnery-Lieutenant in the fore-top, the Captain on the
-bridge, the War Baby in the sighting hood of X1, and the guns' crews in
-X1 and X2 beneath it, just abaft the gun-room, were all ready and
-waiting. "Ranging shot at eight--five--o--o, common shell," the
-Gunnery-Lieutenant sang down through his voice-pipe; and watched, as X1
-fired, away along to the right of Krithia, between the last of the
-windmills and that single tree, where he hoped that the aeroplane could
-see "Bill", although he could not do so himself. Up went the
-cloud-burst, and in perhaps fifty seconds the voice-pipe from the
-"wireless" room called "Short 200"--the signal that had just come from
-the aeroplane.
-
-Frequently, on these occasions, the enemy "wireless" stations would
-"block" the "wireless" signals from the aeroplane, or make "spotting"
-signals of their own, to confuse the annoyed Gunnery-Lieutenant. Always
-if the aeroplane ventured too near "Bill", the Turks burst shrapnel
-round her.
-
-Sights were corrected, and another shot fired; out of the "blue" came
-the signal "Right, one hundred and fifty yards". That meant altering
-the training or, if the gun was kept on that single tree all the time,
-altering the deflection scale on the sight.
-
-And so, for perhaps twenty rounds, firing went on. "Bill", wherever he
-was, had never spoken a word; the aeroplane signalled "O.K.", the
-interpretation of which being that, as far as she could see, the last
-shell had made a direct hit; and presently the Gunnery-Lieutenant, who
-generally had the idea that the aeroplane "spotter" didn't know his left
-hand from his right, or "overs" from "shorts", and also was as blind as
-any bat, thought it was about time to finish, and would climb down and
-ask the Captain if he should "pack-up".
-
-The War Baby's guns' crews were then ordered to secure and "sponge out"
-their guns, and a searchlight signal was made to the aeroplane that the
-firing was finished. Down she would circle to her aerodrome, and if she
-had anything exciting to tell, would signal it across from the Naval
-Signal Station close at hand.
-
-After such a proceeding it often happened that, almost before the
-aeroplane had come down to land, "Bill" would plump three or four
-high-explosive shells on "W" beach or in the soldiers' "rest" camp. He
-was a facetious fellow, very wanting in tact, and most elusive.
-
-To understand the difficulties of hitting him, you must try and imagine
-yourself on the deck of an ordinary steamer, standing somewhere about
-twenty feet above the level of the water. The distance of the sea
-horizon is then just a little over five miles. If you now imagine that,
-instead of a continuous, uninterrupted curved line, the curve of the
-horizon is broken up by small gullies and ravines and depressions, in
-any one of which "Gallipoli Bill" may be concealed--in fact, _is_
-absolutely hidden from you--and all you know is that he is supposed to
-be in line with, perhaps, a particular tree which you can see; that up
-above, there is an aeroplane quite possibly "spotting" on a dummy gun,
-and that only a direct hit will destroy "Bill", you obtain a good idea
-of the difficulties of hitting him from where you are--standing in your
-steamer.
-
-One day, in order to reduce the range, the _Achates_ anchored in another
-billet, off "X" beach, farther along the "outside" coast of the
-Peninsula, and had hardly dropped her anchor before a cheeky battery of
-4.1-inch guns began dropping their shells all round her. It was
-impossible to locate the battery, and there was no option but to shove
-off again, out of range. Again, you must bear in mind that the flashes
-these guns make when fired are very slight, and quite momentary, also
-that dummy flashes were also fired some distance away. The only sure
-proof that the actual position of the firing gun had been located was by
-observing the cloud of dust blown up from the ground in front of the
-gun. The size and density of this depends naturally upon the kind of
-ground, and also, of course, a position behind ground thickly covered
-with bushes is generally chosen to reduce the dust to a minimum; so
-that, at a range of five miles, what dust is thrown up is very, very
-seldom visible.
-
-In the course of the campaign many of the Turks' guns were knocked out
-by the ships; but every shell must fall somewhere, and if you fire a
-sufficient number, sooner or later a lucky one may do the "trick" and
-fall on the exact spot required.
-
-But a ship's magazines are not inexhaustible; with very little effort
-she could empty them in an hour, and be as useless as a Thames barge
-until they were refilled. If there had been an inexhaustible supply in
-the ammunition ships at Mudros, and if a ship had made full use of it,
-she would have worn out her guns in next to no time; accurate firing
-would be impossible, and the ship again practically useless.
-
-Knowing all these things, you should now be able to realize the
-extraordinary difficulties of hitting a single gun from ships at those
-necessarily long ranges, and be able to understand their comparative
-failure to do so.
-
-
-To return to the submarines. It was on a Saturday, the 22nd May, that
-the first German submarine actually made its appearance off the
-Peninsula. Just as the Honourable Mess had finished their meagre lunch,
-a signalman brought the Sub a signal, just received from the _Triumph_,
-at anchor off Anzac. The Sub read it aloud: "Hostile submarine sighted
-N.E. of Gaba Tepe".
-
-"Well, it's a good thing to get the show over," the Sub said; and Uncle
-Podger remarked that "At any rate it will be pretty to watch." They all
-went on deck; and the sight of a long line of transports, store ships,
-and hospital ships hurrying across from Anzac to the little protected
-harbour of Kephalo, in the island of Imbros, made it certain that they
-evidently did not doubt that a submarine had been seen.
-
-"They're in earnest, at any rate; there's a pretty picture for you,"
-said Uncle Podger as he watched them, the smoke simply pouring out of
-their funnels as they made haste to get out of danger. All ships round
-Cape Helles--some forty or fifty ships of all kinds--were ordered to
-raise steam, and the _Achates_, shortening in her cable, waited for
-whatever would turn up. Close to her lay the _Swiftsure_; and both had
-to rely for protection on the keenness of their "look-outs" and the
-quickness of their guns' crews, because neither ship had
-torpedo-nets--the _Achates_ never possessed any; the _Swiftsure's_ were
-lying in a store-house in Bombay Dockyard, where she had left them a
-year before war broke out.
-
-Everyone felt sure that "something" would happen shortly, and actually
-experienced a sense of relief to at last be faced with the danger which
-had so long threatened. Very many took good care--very good care--to
-secure their swimming-belts under their tunics, in readiness to blow
-them up should the necessity arise.
-
-It was a glorious day, with a very slight "ruffle" on the sea; and, as
-Uncle Podger told the nervous China Doll: "My dear chap, you couldn't
-want a better day for a swim."
-
-At half-past one the _Prince George_, in a new coat of paint, steamed
-under the _Achates'_ stern. She had returned from a twenty-four-hours
-"spell" up the Straits, looking after the Asiatic howitzers, and as she
-turned slowly into position, to anchor, she suddenly began to blaze away
-with her small guns, for'ard, and went full speed ahead. At the same
-moment the cruiser _Talbot_, about a mile away, hoisted the signal
-"hostile submarine in sight", and fired a blank charge to draw attention
-to it. "Close water-tight doors" was piped along the decks; the crew
-dashed down below; and the China Doll, trembling with excitement, made
-his way for'ard, and saw the splashes of the _Prince George's_ shells
-following and bursting all round what looked like the swirl and heave of
-water which a big fish would make when swimming just below the surface.
-One of the gun's crews near him shouted that he saw a periscope;
-another, an obvious liar, swore that he could see the tail rudders.
-
-Two destroyers came dashing down--a smother of black smoke and white
-foam--dashing right in among the shell splashes--or so it seemed to the
-nervous Assistant Clerk--and then began scurrying round and round in
-circles, seeking something to pounce upon.
-
-But the submarine had dived, and, whatever her skipper's intentions
-were, she never showed herself again that day.
-
-The _Prince George_ came solemnly back and let go her anchor, like some
-half-worn-out old watch-dog who had gone barking round to drive off
-intruders and then returned to his kennel door; whilst the _Swiftsure_
-started off to join the destroyers in their search.
-
-But then commenced a most extraordinary exodus of shipping from Cape
-Helles. Transports and store ships hove up their anchors and started
-off on their sixty-mile journey to Mudros to seek safety behind the
-submarine net across the entrance. The _Achates_ received orders to
-proceed there too, and, you may be sure, was not long getting under way,
-steaming on a straight course until a signal came from the Admiral,
-"_Achates_ zigzag". The sea from Cape Helles was one long line of
-hurrying steamers. Two big "crack" French liners, the _France_ and _La
-Provence_, the first of which had only arrived that morning, and had not
-yet begun to disembark the four thousand troops on board, lingered at
-anchor for nearly an hour. They were such huge ships, and were such
-tempting submarine targets, that everyone wondered why they delayed.
-Presently, however, they joined in the race for safety, and catching up
-the _Achates_, steamed past her as though she had been at anchor.
-
-Was not the China Doll, and many more, too, aboard her, delighted when
-the _Achates_ slipped through the "gate" in that submarine net!
-
-That night the _Albion_ and _Canopus_, off Anzac, remained under way,
-for safety. During the night the _Albion_ "took" the ground off Gaba
-Tepe, and, not being able to get off, was exposed to a very heavy fire
-at daybreak from howitzers, field-batteries, and also from the 12-inch
-guns of a Turkish ironclad, somewhere above The Narrows, and firing
-across the land. Fortunately, this fire was as inaccurate as it was
-heavy; but the situation was most dangerous and unpleasant until the
-_Canopus_ came along, in the thick of the shells, laid out some hawsers
-to her, and at the second attempt towed her clear, with a total loss of
-only one man killed and nine wounded.
-
-The next two days passed quietly; no submarines were seen or heard of,
-until on the second morning, at half-past eight, a periscope was
-suddenly observed passing along between the _Swiftsure_ and _Agamemnon_,
-at anchor off Cape Helles not six hundred yards from each other. Fire
-was opened immediately, and down dipped the periscope, to appear again
-just ahead and on the _Swiftsure's_ starboard bow. The _Swiftsure's_
-14-pounders blazed away, under went the periscope and did not appear
-again.
-
-It is a mystery why she did not fire a torpedo; presumably she had no
-time to get into position to make a good shot. A signal sent to the
-ships off Gaba Tepe and Anzac warned them; but just before half-past
-twelve the _Triumph_ there was struck by two torpedoes. The news that
-she had a list brought all the _Swiftsure's_ officers and men on deck.
-Sure enough, they could see her through telescopes listing heavily, and
-two destroyers standing by. In twenty minutes the red composition on
-her bottom showed above the water; she rapidly fell over, remained
-bottom upwards for some eight minutes, and then disappeared.
-Fortunately, very few of her crew were lost.
-
-Another exodus of ships followed, and only the poor old _Majestic_ and
-the _Henri IV_, that quaint old Frenchman--with the Captain who feared
-neither mine nor torpedo--remained off the Peninsula. Three days' grace
-the _Majestic_ received, and then she too met her fate, a submarine
-creeping up, with her periscope just showing, and firing two torpedoes
-at her through a gap between two small store ships. At 6.45 a.m. on
-Friday, 28th May, the poor old ship received her death-blows, and seven
-and a half minutes later capsized. For months her ram just appeared
-above the water off "W" beach, until the autumn gales made her settle
-farther down and mercifully hid her from sight.
-
-It is not surprising that the general feeling of uncertainty and
-uneasiness due to the approach or German submarines should, now that
-they had arrived, sunk two big ships, and driven the others away, give
-place to one of foreboding and depression.
-
-The army, which had landed with such proud hopes of opening the gates of
-The Narrows for the fleet to pass through, had fought itself to a
-standstill at Helles and Anzac; its supply beaches were constantly under
-shell-fire, and even the "rest" camps daily gave up their toll of dead
-and wounded from shells shrapnel or high-explosive.
-
-The big ships could not use the narrow waters with freedom or safety;
-and if one, two, three, or five submarines, whatever their number was at
-this time, had already made the long voyage from Germany, ten, fifteen,
-or twenty might follow; and even if the big ships forced their way to
-Constantinople, these submarines could make it impossible for them to
-stay there.
-
-Everyone wondered what would be the next move--what would happen next.
-
-There were two bright patches of cheerful sky between the dark clouds:
-our own submarines, working with unparalleled daring and skill, passed
-up and down The Narrows, through the nets laid across to catch them,
-almost at their ease, and prevented the Turks from using the Sea of
-Marmora to bring up troops or stores; the Commander-in-Chief himself
-remained optimistic, in spite of all.
-
-Dr. O'Neill, meeting Captain Macfarlane, who had just returned from the
-yacht _Triad_, which now flew the Commander-in-Chief's flag, asked him:
-"How about the Admiral, sir? I suppose he is even more depressed than
-we are?"
-
-"Not a bit of it," Captain Macfarlane told him. "He is quite cheery; he
-has a lot 'up his sleeve' yet."
-
-From now onwards, the battleships remained behind the nets at Mudros or
-Kephalo. From these, every now and again, one or other of them would
-dash out with escorts of destroyers; an aeroplane would circle overhead
-to 'spot' for her; and she would bombard the Asiatic guns, Achi Baba,
-Sari Bair, above Anzac, or the Olive Grove, near Gaba Tepe, where the
-Turks always had several guns. Having done as much damage as possible,
-back she would steam, zigzagging all the way into safety.
-
-And from this time all stores, ammunition, and reinforcements were
-carried across to the Peninsula at night in trawlers, small coasting
-steamers, and what were termed "fleet sweepers"; these being small
-steamers, of a thousand to fifteen hundred tons, which had--most of
-them, at any rate--previous to the war, been employed in the passenger
-and freight traffic on the cross-Channel, Irish, or Channel Island
-services.
-
-Splendidly did they carry out their work--very frequently under fire.
-
-
-
-
- *CHAPTER XV*
-
- *A Peaceful Month*
-
-
-The day after the _Triumph_ had been torpedoed, and two days before the
-_Majestic_ met the same fate, the _Achates_ left Mudros for the island
-of Mytilene, zigzagging all the way, because Mytilene lay at the mouth
-of the Gulf of Smyrna, and Smyrna harboured several submarines which
-might possibly be in wait for her.
-
-A grand day it was, the sun shining out of an almost cloudless sky, the
-sea bluer than the sky, and ruffled pleasantly by a gentle breeze. In
-the evening she passed through a narrow channel between tree-clad
-heights, and anchored in the land-locked harbour.
-
-For the last month it had not been possible to go on deck without seeing
-a gun fired or a shell burst. Down below, in cabin, ward-room, or
-gun-room, you did escape the sight of them--and the sight of those high
-explosives bursting among men and horses on the beaches can never be
-forgotten--but you could not escape the sound of them. Each time the
-air, coming through scuttle, doorway, skylight, or hatchway, thudded
-against your ears, the shock, big or little, from far or near, made you
-wince, and made your mind stop momentarily to picture the actual
-explosion; your ears tingled, alert and braced, to receive the next
-shock, until the constant, expectant waiting and wincing became a strain
-which affected many people, even those who were not then exposed to
-personal danger. It made them irritable or taciturn, or brought about
-little alterations of character and disposition, not sufficiently
-definite, perhaps, to state in words, but real enough to notice at the
-time. In addition, the constant sight of trawlers and boats full of
-wounded, passing the _Achates_ on their way to hospital ships, had a
-constant depressing effect, not perhaps fully realized at the moment.
-
-Later, when there came the more imminent personal danger from submarine
-attack, culminating in the capsizing of two battleships, torpedoed in
-broad daylight and in full view of thousands, in circumstances which
-showed how impossible it was, under those conditions of service, to meet
-submarine attack successfully, the effect of the strain became more
-pronounced.
-
-Above all, there lacked the success of the expedition, which alone could
-act as an antidote to the strain.
-
-When, therefore, the _Achates_ wound her way through the tortuous
-channel into Ieros harbour, her yards almost touching the thick
-brushwood which clothed the cliffs, and these cliffs, shutting out all
-sight of the sea, opened out to give a view of an inland lake surrounded
-by olive-clad hills fading away in the distance, and glowing at the warm
-touch of the evening sun, their many-tinted green slopes reflected in
-its placid waters; of villages, quiet little peaceful villages, with the
-peasants clustering along the water's edge as the ship floated past, or
-white-sailed boats crowded with smiling, gaily-welcoming Greek men and
-women, it seemed as though a magician's wand had suddenly guided and
-wafted her into some fairy harbour, where war and the brutalities of
-bloodshed could never have been known and would never dare to intrude.
-
-Officers and men stood, drinking in, in their various ways, the beauty,
-the peace, and the overwhelming quietness of it all.
-
-"Old 'Gallipoli Bill' will drop one among those people in a moment;
-they're exposing themselves terribly," the Hun grinned.
-
-"They've got 'dug-outs' all handy, somewhere close by; you bet they
-have!" Rawlins said.
-
-"I wonder how our three chaps are getting on at 'W' beach;" said the
-Sub, smacking the open-mouthed and staring China Doll on his back, so
-that his doll's eyes nearly fell out. "My jumping Jimmy, what a place!
-My blessed stars! What a bathe we'll have when we've dropped the
-'killick'. I'll ask the Commander," and stalked away to find him,
-banging every member of the Honourable Mess he met with his fist, with
-shouts of "My jumping Jupiter, what a place!" The Pimple pointed out to
-the China Doll one of the boats they passed. Half full of oranges and
-bananas it was; and their mouths watered and their eyes brightened as
-they thought of the feast they would have if it came alongside and the
-ward-room messman did not buy them all.
-
-The ship slowly turned round another bluff, and a collier with two
-English submarines lying alongside her came into view.
-
-"They rather spoil the picture," Uncle Podger said, "but we needn't look
-at 'em."
-
-Then the _Achates_ let go her anchor, the cable rattled noisily,
-stopped, and the ship lay still.
-
-A quarter of an hour later, "hands to bathe" was "piped", and in less
-than ten minutes, at least five hundred officers and men were bobbing in
-the water alongside, and the air was alive with their cheery shouts.
-The men dived off the booms, the nettings, out of the gangways, or
-climbed down her sides; the water for'ard was so thick with black heads
-and white shoulders, that when another man and yet another, a constant
-stream of them, dived in, one could not help wondering if there was a
-clear space for them to dive into, though the others always did manage
-to "open out" and let the newcomer in without accident.
-
-Aft, some of the Honourable Mess were diving off the top of the
-accommodation ladder; others, the more cautious ones, preferred to drop
-off the foot of it. The Hun went off the top, so did Rawlins. Uncle
-Podger walked sedately down the ladder, turned a back somersault, and
-bobbed up again, in time to see the Pimple make a show of diving off the
-top, decide that it was too high, and walk down it. The China Doll,
-trying to attract attention, wouldn't even dive from the foot of the
-ladder. "You'll promise not to duck me, won't you?" he squeaked, and
-lowered himself down, holding on to a rope. The Sub, with his gnarled
-muscles showing under his bathing dress, and disdaining the twenty-foot
-dive from the ladder top, climbed to the edge of the after bridge with a
-water polo ball under his arm, threw it far out from the ship, climbed
-the rails, balanced himself for a moment, roared out "Look out, you
-jumping shrimps!" and dived forty feet into the water, cutting it like a
-knife, and coming to the surface some thirty yards farther away. The
-more sedate ward-room officers, disrobing in their cabins, heard his
-stentorian, roaring shouts of, "My jumping Jimmies! What a place!"
-Presently they too appeared on deck, twisting their towels round the
-quarter-deck rails before they joined the merry splashing throng; the
-little Padre had his swimming-belt round his chest, and his everlasting
-pipe in his mouth. The Hun and Uncle Podger, seeing him come down the
-ladder, winked at each other, and waited to see what would happen when
-he jumped into the water; but were disappointed, for he lowered himself
-carefully; the swimming-belt kept his head well above water, and he
-paddled about, still smoking.
-
-Around and among all these swimmers paddled the Greeks in their quaint,
-picturesque boats, watching them and smiling with amusement.
-
-The Hun and Rawlins, slightly out of breath, after having disappeared
-for a few brief moments below the surface of the water in their efforts
-to decide which had ducked the other, caught hold of the stern of a boat
-which happened to be near, and drawing themselves half out of the water,
-grinned happily at a bevy of plump young damsels sitting there. The
-girls, laughing merrily, gave them each an orange; whereupon they
-slipped back into the water and proceeded to eat them. But the sight of
-these two lying placidly on their backs and devouring their oranges was
-too much for the others. Uncle Podger with his trudgeon stroke reached
-the unsuspecting Rawlins first, seized his orange, ducked him, and
-dived, only to come up among the enemy--the Pimple, the Sub, and the
-outraged Rawlins. The War Baby threw himself into the melee; the Hun,
-swallowing the rest of his orange, joined in too; and the life of Uncle
-Podger was only saved by a shower of oranges, and peals of girlish
-laughter from the boat.
-
-Securing their prizes they shouted, "Thanks, awfully! Merci beaucoup!"
-hoping that they might understand French; and the War Baby, who knew a
-few words of Spanish, called out, "Gratia! Senoritas!" hoping they could
-understand that. But language did not matter; they knew what was meant
-to be expressed, and shrieked with laughter.
-
-The Fleet-Paymaster, puffing along by the side of Dr. Gordon, who looked
-exactly like a walrus in the water, grunted out: "We're too old, I
-suppose, for 'em to chuck oranges at us? Let's try!"
-
-And they did; and each got his orange, and his shriek of laughter when
-he tried to eat it without spoiling the taste with sea water.
-
-All this time the China Doll, who could only swim a few strokes, did not
-venture far from the foot of the ladder, very miserable that everybody
-seemed to have forgotten him, and knowing that if he did venture out
-among the others he would certainly be ducked--which he hated--and very
-probably drowned.
-
-Up on deck, Captain Macfarlane, grimly looking on, met the
-Gunnery-Lieutenant coming up from performing his trick of tossing a hoop
-off the top of the ladder, and then diving through it as it lay on the
-surface of the water--he had done this about ten times already, as if he
-were carrying out some drill or religious exercise.
-
-"Mr. Gunnery-Lieutenant," Captain Macfarlane said, tugging thoughtfully
-at his beard; "the Great War is still on, is it not?" and the startled
-Gunnery-Lieutenant, the hoop in one hand, the other raised to his
-dripping hair in wild salute, replied: "Oh! Yes, sir! As far as I know,
-sir!" and, later on, gave it as his opinion that "the Skipper must be
-going off his head".
-
-Presently the bugle sounded the "retire", and everyone splashed back to
-the ship, the members of the Honourable Mess going down to the
-half-deck, chattering like magpies round the Pink Rat's cot whilst they
-rubbed themselves down and dressed.
-
-"I never got an orange. I do think you chaps might have brought me
-one," the China Doll squeaked, a little upset because no one had taken
-any notice of him; so they chased him round the half-deck with their wet
-towels, till he shrieked for mercy and was happy again.
-
-Then they rushed up on deck, because the Hun and Bubbles meant to ask
-those girls on board to show them the holes made by the Smyrna shells,
-as some little "return" for the oranges.
-
-The others had "dared" them to do this; and they would have asked them,
-but were too late--their boat had paddled back to the village.
-
-What a dinner they had that night!
-
-The miserable little messman, for once, had risen to the occasion, and
-bought potatoes, cabbages, lettuce, and onions, and fruit--oranges and
-bananas--which of course were "extras".
-
-"I'm jolly sorry that the other three aren't here," Uncle Podger
-remarked, as he skinned his fourth orange. "Wouldn't old Bubbles have
-loved them? Wouldn't he have been pretty to watch?"
-
-On these occasions, when "extras" had been provided, a comic scene
-always followed in the pantry. In order that the messman could know who
-devoured his precious "extras", and could put the names down in his
-book, he had to keep a very smart "look-out" through the sliding doors
-in the pantry bulkhead; and Barnes, who hated him like poison, would
-block one and then the other with his huge head and shoulders, so that
-he should not see which of the "young gen'l'men" had taken an orange or
-banana. As Uncle Podger always said on such occasions: "It was pretty
-to watch him and Barnes dodging each other backwards and forwards, from
-side to side."
-
-Barnes would slide across one of the trap-doors, then block up the
-other; across would dart the little messman, slide back the one which
-had just been closed, and peep through it. Bang would go the other, and
-Barnes would be seen pushing the messman aside, muttering "'Ere you;
-you're getting in the way, you are", reaching through, and making
-pretence of drawing back any dirty plates or dishes which stood on the
-sideboard. And so this game went on; whilst the Pimple and the China
-Doll, keeping their eyes about them, would seize fruit at the most
-favourable moment, drop the skins on someone else's plate if possible,
-and if not, throw them far under the table.
-
-Barnes, afterwards, when he cleared the table and swept up the deck,
-would do it to a muttered accompaniment of: "That nawsty little beggar,
-a-countin' up and a-puttin' down everythink of 'is beastly hextras.
-'Umph!" (bang would go the broom against a leg of the table). "And who
-eats 'em? 'Umph! the nawsty, slimy toad. I'll learn 'im, me as what
-'as a pub of 'is own at 'ome--or 'ad, afore this 'ere war a-started."
-
-
-The days which followed were days of real delight, never to be forgotten
-by the Honourable Mess, who revelled in them and in the noiseless,
-peaceful nights when they slept on the quarter-deck, and woke to slip
-off their pyjamas and plunge over the side into the transparent water.
-
-In a week's time, very early one morning, up the harbour came the grey
-picket-boat with the Orphan; behind her followed Trawler No. 370 with
-Bubbles, the Lamp-post, and all that was left of their beach party.
-
-"Come along, you chaps!" called Uncle Podger, waving his towel, when at
-last they came aboard. "My! but you do look scarecrows! Off with your
-grubby clothes and flop in. It's simply splendid!" They did flop in;
-and that morning's bathe, when the Honourable Mess was once more united,
-was a memorable one, especially to the "War Baby"--the officer of the
-watch--who could not make them come out of the water until long after
-the regulation time, and until the Commander had twice sent for him to
-know why he didn't stop that confounded noise round the foot of the
-ladder.
-
-They arranged a grand picnic next day, and hired two of the little Greek
-sailing-boats which ferried people across from one side of the harbour
-to the other. They bought a basketful of oranges from the Greek boats
-alongside--it was cheaper to do this than to get them through the
-messman--they took a kettle of water, tins of jam, milk, and butter,
-loaves of bread; and away they went, with a merry breeze, the whole
-crowd of them, the Sub, Uncle Podger, the Orphan, Rawlins, and Bubbles
-in one, the Lamp-post and the remainder in the other. They raced the
-two boats to a tiny island at the mouth of the entrance of the harbour,
-beached them without rubbing off much paint, stripped, and larked in the
-water and out of it, on the grass under some trees.
-
-Then the China Doll and the Pimple were appointed "cooks of the mess",
-and wandered off to collect driftwood to make a fire on the beach,
-whilst the others stretched themselves on the grass to dry themselves
-until they were too hot, then plunged in again till they were cool. By
-the time the fire had begun to crackle famously the Sub, Uncle Podger,
-and two of the snotties--the Lamp-post and Bubbles, who were over
-eighteen years old--had found their pipes, lighted them, and were
-puffing away luxuriously. The Sub, whose heart warmed benevolently
-within him, called out: "Carry on smoking, my bouncing beauties--every
-mother's son of you--so long as you aren't sick!" So off dashed the
-others to their clothes, and produced the well-worn pipes which they had
-brought with them, hoping that the Sub would be in a good temper. Even
-the China Doll produced a cigarette case, and made a great fuss of
-lighting a "Virginian", puffing at it like a girl, then holding it in
-his fingers because the smoke made his eyes water. "No 'stinkers'! No
-'gaspers' here! Phew. What a horrible smell!" the others shouted. The
-Orphan pretended to faint, Bubbles threw himself down in the grass and
-groaned.
-
-"I haven't any 'Gyppies'," pleaded the Assistant Clerk. "You smoke
-'stinkers' yourselves sometimes.
-
-"Only on board, China Doll, to drown the smell of the gun-room, when
-you're in it," Bubbles gurgled. "Get to leeward, you little stink-pot!"
-The Pimple and Rawlins made a rush for him; he dodged them, and waded
-into the water.
-
-"Come back!" they shouted as they followed him. "We're getting wet; we
-can't swim a stroke," and drove him out until only his head and neck
-were above the water. They made him smoke it there, throwing clods of
-earth at him whenever he attempted to take it out of his mouth to
-prevent his eyes watering.
-
-"Nice, quiet, gentlemanly lads," said Uncle Podger from the grass.
-"Very pretty to watch, aren't they?"
-
-But the Pimple--earnestly occupied in keeping the China Doll and the
-"overpowering" smell of his tiny cigarette from destroying the aroma
-from nine fairly foul pipes loaded with "ship's" tobacco--and the China
-Doll thus engaged, with only his head above water, were neglecting their
-duty as cooks to the Honourable Mess. The kettle was trying to lift off
-its lid, and threatened to fall over.
-
-It was saved just in time, and the Pimple, violently seized by the Hun
-and Rawlins, escorted back to his duties, whilst the China Doll waded
-out with his cigarette damped and "dead".
-
-The Sub, Uncle Podger, and the Lamp-post lay and smoked, and watched the
-others carrying all the paraphernalia of tea from the two boats to a
-little place under a shady tree, cutting slices of bread, and opening
-the tins of milk, butter, and jam.
-
-"Isn't this an extraordinary change from ten days ago?" said Uncle
-Podger presently, with a great sigh of enjoyment. "The whole place
-looks as if it had never even heard of such a thing as war."
-
-"It may look like it, Uncle, but you'd be nearer the mark if you said
-that it had never really known peace," the Lamp-post said. "Why,
-Mytilene, and the other islands round about here, have seen fighting all
-through history--history was made in these parts--right away from the
-year one--five hundred years before it, too, and they haven't known
-peace--not for any length of time--ever since. The Phoenicians,
-Athenians, Carthaginians, Romans, Persians, Syrians, Turks, and
-Greeks--they've all had a "go" at it--landed and killed the men,
-garrisoned the place for a few years, till they were "booted" out or
-killed by the next little lot to come along.
-
-"I was only asking the Interpreter[#] this morning, and he told me that
-there are villages up there" (and the Lamp-post pointed across the
-harbour to the slopes of the hills) "which are full of Turks, and they
-daren't come down to the Greek villages except in numbers and in the
-daylight--nor dare the Greeks go up to them--for fear of being killed.
-He told me that the Greeks and Turks are always fighting on these
-islands, and on the mainland right along the coast to Smyrna. The Greek
-chaps get on their nerves; they work hard, are smarter business men,
-lend money, which makes them very unpopular; and there are so many of
-them in the coast towns that the Turks are really frightened of them, so
-they kill them whenever they get a comfortable opportunity and can raise
-the energy. Hereditary enemies they are, and vendettas go on just as
-they have done for centuries; but the Turk has generally got an old
-rifle, of sorts, so it's the Greek who gets killed in the long run.
-
-
-[#] The _Achates_ had a Syrian interpreter on board.
-
-
-"You see," went on the Lamp-post, "all the Turkish soldiers who used to
-keep the peace--sometimes--in the villages and small towns have been
-withdrawn to Smyrna or the Dardanelles, and now they are away the Turks
-and Greeks are at each other's throats hammer and tongs. The
-Interpreter told me that there are more than thirty thousand refugees
-from the coast in Mytilene alone, and thousands more are trying to
-escape before they are killed."
-
-"That's why the Greeks here are giving the Turks in the hills such a
-rotten time, I suppose?" the Sub asked.
-
-"It rather spoils the picture," Uncle Podger said; "I wish you hadn't
-told us."
-
-"Let us go, some day, and see the castle at Mytilene," the Lamp-post
-suggested. "The Interpreter says that it was started five hundred years
-B.C.--by the Phoenicians or someone like them, and has been added on to
-by everybody else ever since. He says you can see some parts which are
-Roman and some which the Persians built. I'm frightfully keen on things
-like that," he added apologetically:
-
-"Come along, you chaps! Everything's ready!" the others shouted,
-carrying up the kettle of boiling water.
-
-A grand tea they had, although the Orphan upset a good deal of the only
-tin of milk over himself. That did not matter much, for they managed to
-save most of it with spoons.
-
-"Pass the Orphan, please," one or other would say, "I want some more
-milk;" and whoever was sitting next to him, Bubbles or Rawlins, would
-sing "He's too heavy," and pretend to scrape more milk off his
-bathing-suit.
-
-The China Doll and the Pimple, however, felt that there were two things
-lacking to make the picnic a complete success--sardines and some tinned
-sausages to cook over the fire; but, of course--and they sighed
-heavily--the gun-room store was empty.
-
-The China Doll, presently, blinked and blushed, and suggested that they
-should ask the War Baby to the next picnic. There was a shout of "He's
-all right, but he doesn't belong to the gun-room--this is a gun-room
-picnic."
-
-"But, if he came, he might bring some sardines and 'bangers'. I know
-they have some in the ward-room--I asked their messman."
-
-"You're a perfect marvel, China Doll; fancy thinking all that out in
-your noddle!" the Pimple said admiringly. "I votes we do ask him."
-
-Then the Orphan, catching sight of the wet remains of that "Virginian"
-cigarette lying in the grass, pretended to faint; and when he'd been
-revived by a convenient twig twirled round inside his nose, groaned:
-"I'm awfully sorry, you chaps, but didn't you notice that awful smell
-again," and pointed to that unhappy cigarette end.
-
-"Don't be silly," the China Doll kept on saying, blushing and trying to
-hide it; but they sent him twenty yards along the beach, made him scrape
-with his hands a hole, a foot deep, in the muddy sand, and bury it
-there. "You've eaten all the oranges," he almost "blubbed" when he
-returned. "My back's all sunburnt, and my feet are tingling. I've been
-treading on something which hurts."
-
-They threw some oranges at him and made him happy, but he kept on
-looking at the soles of his feet.
-
-"Well, if you will tread on sea-urchins' eggs you can't expect anything
-else," the Lamp-post said, having a look at them himself.
-
-"Lend us a knife, somebody; he's got thirty or forty of the spikes in
-his feet." But the pain of having them extracted with a pocket-knife
-was too much for the Assistant Clerk; he said he'd get Dr. Gordon to
-take them out when they went back to the ship. He ate his oranges, and
-looked rather miserable whilst he dressed, slowly.
-
-The others played the newly invented "submarine game", standing in a
-ring with the water up to their chins, their legs wide apart, and stones
-in their hands; whilst the Orphan, who took the part of a submarine,
-started in the middle, dived, and had not to come to the surface before
-he had torpedoed somebody by swimming between his legs. If any part of
-him showed up above the surface, or he came up to breathe, the others
-threw stones at him; and if he was hit he had lost, and started again.
-The torpedoed one had to change places with the "submarine"; and when
-the fat Bubbles was at last torpedoed and had to take this leading part,
-you can imagine that parts of him showed very often, and he laughed so
-much that he couldn't keep his head under for ten seconds at a time.
-
-"Very pretty to watch," remarked Uncle Podger. Then they all scrambled
-out, dried themselves in the sun, dressed; stowed away all the tea
-"gear" in the boats--the kettle, teacups, knives, spoons, and plates;
-carried the China Doll down to the boat to the tune of "John Brown's
-body lies a-mouldering in the grave"; had a search for a missing spoon;
-found it; shoved off, and raced back to the ship, the losing boat's crew
-to pay for the oranges.
-
-"Off you go to Dr. Gordon," the Sub told the China Doll, "and just
-pretend those feet of yours don't hurt you. If you go limping about
-looking like a dying duck in a thunderstorm, you won't get the kind of
-sympathy you want--not from me!"
-
-"That youth behaves like a little girl. He always wants people to take
-notice of him and pet him. Whatever will he be like when he grows up?"
-the Sub said afterwards to Uncle Podger.
-
-"A good beating twice a week would make a man of him," advised the
-Clerk. "He is a good enough little chap, but he does want beating."
-
-"I'll see what can be done," answered the Sub thoughtfully.
-
-At that time the Greek population was extremely polite, and glad to see
-British Naval uniforms. Everyone who passed took off his hat, the girls
-were all smiles, and the children flocked round, holding out flowers,
-though their homage was slightly diminished by insistent demands for
-"one pen-ny". In fact, they became a beastly nuisance after a while.
-
-Now you must understand that the _Achates_ had not been sent to Ieros
-for the purpose of providing entertainment for the gun-room officers,
-but to superintend the blockade of Smyrna. To make this blockade
-effective, she had under her orders two mine-layers, some destroyers,
-and some submarines. These were always going out or coming in through
-the picturesque entrance, and the submarine off duty used to make fast
-alongside the _Achates_. Naturally she proved a great attraction to the
-gun-room officers, who used to bother the lives out of the
-sub-lieutenants--seconds in command--to show them round.
-
-One of these, a cheery sportsman, burst out with: "Oh, hang it all!
-Come along, every one of you; four at a time, and I'll work through the
-whole blooming Mess and get it over and done with."
-
-He did get it 'over', though the last four, the China Doll among them,
-were rather a trial.
-
-"But if," bleated the Assistant Clerk, standing on the plates below the
-open conning-tower, "if you did happen to dive when the lid was open,
-wouldn't the water come in?"
-
-There was a roar of laughter from the others (which he wanted); but the
-second in command, whose patience had not yet quite vanished, said: "Oh,
-that's nothing! that often happens. We just stand down here, puff out
-our cheeks, and blow up through the conning-tower--blow very hard until
-someone climbs up and puts the lid on again."
-
-"Is that really true?" gasped the China Doll, not quite certain whether
-he was being made a fool.
-
-
-Much as the officers appreciated the change of scene at Ieros, the men
-appreciated it still more. All except the beach party and the boats'
-crews (a very small proportion) had been cooped up in the noisy, crowded
-mess-decks ever since leaving Port Said. They to could now go ashore
-occasionally; twice a day they could jump overboard and swim in the
-glorious, buoyant water alongside, and once a week route marches took
-place early in the morning, before the sun became too hot. These route
-marches, however, were not very popular.
-
-You may be certain that the first time Fletcher the stoker went ashore,
-he took "Kaiser Bill" with him.
-
-"You should have seen him nipping off the bits of grass," he told the
-Orphan later on; "he did enjoy himself, sir!"
-
-Whilst here, the wireless press news came each morning, and was not
-reassuring, for the Germans had commenced their advance through Galicia
-and into Poland, and nothing seemed able to stop them. News, too, from
-the Peninsula was bad--nearly a thousand men had been lost when the
-transport _Royal Edward_ was sunk by a submarine, and another desperate
-attempt to capture Krithia had failed with heavy losses.
-
-As a set-off against all these dismal tales there were rumours of
-mysterious monitors on their way out with heavy guns, of reinforcements
-pouring eastwards, and of the brilliant exploits of our own submarines
-above the Dardanelles, in the Sea of Marmora.
-
-
-
-
- *CHAPTER XVI*
-
- *A Glorious Picnic*
-
-
-Among the many queer characters they met at Ieros, none was more quaint
-than a Mr. M'Andrew, who appeared on the scene in a very smart, rakish
-little motor yacht with two masts and a gay awning, very reminiscent of
-the River Thames. Sometimes he appeared flying the Greek flag, and
-bringing the rubicund military governor of Mytilene to "protest" against
-the British having done "this" or "that"; with a cheery "Au revoir,
-Messieurs; a Constantinople!" when he left the ship. At other times he
-flew the red ensign, and took Captain Macfarlane and the Commander
-for--as far as the gun-room knew--pleasant little sea trips. Generally
-he flew no flag at all, and had a most motley crew of picturesque
-brigands with him.
-
-Occasionally the yacht used to lie alongside the _Achates_, and once or
-twice the Sub tempted Mr. M'Andrew down into the gun-room to take a
-glass of iced soda-water, of which he seemed excessively fond. He never
-touched alcohol.
-
-He looked like a retired bank-manager who possibly devoted his leisure
-to teaching in a Sunday or "ragged" school; he was broad and plump, and
-perhaps fifty years of age--a most placid-looking individual who always
-wore an old, but not shabby, blue suit, across the ample waistcoat of
-which stretched a very thick gold watch and chain. He talked very
-simply--as if talking was mere waste of breath--and his conversation was
-chiefly about soda-water and the places he remembered where you could
-buy it cheapest. He always carried a bunch of raisins in one of his
-side-pockets, and ate them deliberately, one at a time, whenever he was
-not smoking a very old briar pipe. The Sub used to ask him to dinner or
-lunch, but he would refuse. "No, thank you; I never have meals; I just
-go on munching raisins, and have some bread occasionally."
-
-Rumour had told the Honourable Mess that he was really a daring pirate,
-and led forays against the Turks in the little bays on the
-mainland--over against Mytilene--though never a word could they get from
-him about his adventures--about anything, in fact, except soda-water,
-the merits of dried raisins, and the unfortunate family troubles of his
-crew.
-
-There was one old man who used to sit on the top of the deck-house all
-day long without saying a word to a soul--a shrunken old Greek with very
-sharp features and black eyes which seemed to blaze from their deep
-sockets in the most startling way. When you first saw him he looked a
-poor, withered, feeble old "dodderer", in spite of the Winchester rifle
-he always gripped across his knees, and the two filled bandoliers of
-cartridges round his waist and shoulders; but when he turned to look at
-you the fierceness of his eyes gave him a most extraordinary appearance.
-Mr. M'Andrew used to take him down a loaf of bread--provided by the
-gun-room--pat him on the shoulder, and say a few words to him. "Poor
-old man!" Mr. M'Andrew told them, "poor old man; he's rather miserable.
-You see, he and his three sons kept a flock of sheep on some little
-island near the coast, and the Turks came along, killed his sons and the
-sheep, and tried to kill him, but he managed to escape. He knew of a
-crack in a rock, where he hid by day--for three days--crawling out at
-night to suck the grass and eat berries and leaves, until the Turks gave
-up looking for him and went away--thought he must be dead. I just
-happened to be going past there yesterday, saw him wave, and brought him
-along. He won't be really happy again until he's killed a Turk for each
-of his sons; he thinks I'll give him the chance soon, so won't leave
-me."
-
-"But shall you?" the Honourable Mess cried with one accord.
-
-"This really is not at all bad soda-water," Mr. M'Andrew went on in his
-slow, deliberate way. "I remember when I was in Mexico--no, it reminds
-me of some I got at Haiti during the revolution, the one of 1901. As I
-was saying, most of my crew have had a good deal of family trouble one
-way or the other. There's that little lad who cleans the brasswork.
-He's the only one left of a family of twelve--father, mother, brothers,
-and sisters. He hid in the roof when the Turks cut the throats of the
-others one night. He came along here--no, I don't know how--and wants
-me to let him have a rifle. Oh, those other chaps; nice, gentle-looking
-fellows, aren't they? They can't bear the Turks--more or less for the
-same reason! Some of their relatives have been killed by them, or
-they've been driven away from the mainland and have nothing left of
-farms, or shops, or flocks, wives or children. They just come along to
-me, and I lend them some old rifles I just happen to have."
-
-"Have they had a chance of using them?" the snotties asked. "Most of
-them say they have killed a Turk or two; tell me so when they come
-first. And I expect they have," went on Mr. M'Andrew in his placid
-voice, feeling in his pocket for another raisin, and fumbling with the
-fob of his gold watch-chain.
-
-The China Doll, in fact all the gun-room officers, spent a good deal of
-time watching him moving about among the fierce, black-eyed ruffians,
-who sat about the deck of the smart little motor-yacht with their
-bandoliers across their shoulders, their rifles (which Mr. M'Andrew just
-happened to have lent them) gripped firmly in their hands. They cleaned
-these interminably, and Mr. M'Andrew walked about and spoke a few words
-to each, just as you could picture him walking about the boys in his
-Ragged School in Glasgow, distributing raisins and bread to them just as
-he might have done to his boys.
-
-One day the motor-yacht towed in a clumsy, old, local trading schooner,
-and anchored her abreast the _Achates_. She turned out to be a Turkish
-trading ship which had been becalmed off some Greek village. The Greeks
-captured her, and had killed at least one of her crew, for his body
-still lay on the deck, just at the break of the poop.
-
-"Oh, no!" said Mr. M'Andrew, in genuine surprise, "I had nothing to do
-with it. I simply found her a derelict and towed her in here. The rest
-of the crew were probably killed as well, but thrown overboard. Oh, no!
-that's nothing unusual."
-
-The dead Turk was handed over to the authorities, and this lumbering old
-derelict--she looked at least fifty years old, and was probably a
-hundred--swung at anchor, close to the _Achates_, for some days.
-
-The Sub had a brilliant "brain wave", and suggested that the gun-room
-should commission her, one day, for a picnic. Captain Macfarlane gave
-permission, and then came the question of asking the War Baby. Finally
-it was unanimously decided to do so; and--"Well", as Bubbles said when
-he gave the invitation, "if you can bring some sardines and sausages
-along with you, so much the better." They asked Mr. Meredith, the
-R.N.R. Lieutenant, and Dr. Gordon, the R.N.V.R. Surgeon, and they asked
-the Padre too; and, wonderful to relate, that pale-faced little man
-jumped at the offer--"so long as he could smoke his pipe all the time".
-The other two of course accepted.
-
-After dinner, and after considerable deliberation and more noise, the
-following notice appeared on the board in the gun-room, under the
-alarum-clock and the five broken-down wrist-watches:--
-
-
- NOTICE
-
- To-morrow, Thursday, 17th June, H.M. Schooner *What's Her
- Name* will be commissioned, at 1.30 p.m.
-
- The following appointments have been made to her:--
-
- Captain ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... The Sub.
- First-class Passenger ... ... ... ... Mr. Meredith.
- First Lieutenant and Boatswain ... ... The Pink Rat.
- Officer of Marines and Master-at-Arms The War Baby.
- Surgeon and Captain of the Main-top ... Dr. Gordon.
- Chaplain and Official Photographer ... The Rev. Horace Gibbons.
- Paymaster and Man-of-all-Work ... ... Uncle Podger.
- Captain of the Fore-top ... ... ... ... The Lamp-post.
- Foretopmen ... ... ... ... ... ... ... The Hun, The Orphan,
- Rawlins
- Maintopmen ... ... ... ... ... ... ... Bubbles, The Pimple.
- Cabin Boy ... ... ... ... ... ... ... The China Doll.
- Second Cabin Boy ... ... ... ... ... Barnes.
- The Ancient Mariner ... ... ... ... ... Fletcher the Stoker.
- The Albatross ... ... ... ... ... ... "Kaiser Bill".
-
- *Uniform of the day--Pirate Rig.*
-
- Coloured shirt, vest, or jersey.
- Trousers or shorts.
- Head-dress--any old thing, as long as it's hideous.
-
-
-Fletcher they asked because they thought the old man would enjoy "a bit
-of an outing", and "Kaiser Bill" was asked because Fletcher wouldn't
-enjoy it without him.
-
-Barnes, on reading the notice and seeing his own appointment, growled to
-the messman: "What did them young gen'l'men a-think they was a-doin' of;
-no, 'e wasn't a-goin' a-sailorisin' in that 'ere craft what murder 'ad
-been done in, an' the blood-stain on 'er deck an' all--not 'e;" but he
-changed his mind and went aboard with the Pirate Crew, grinning like a
-huge schoolboy, with his big basket of food (including the War Baby's
-sardines and sausages), a bucket of coal and wood to make a fire, a
-kettle, frying-pan, and a barricoe of water. They climbed aboard,
-handed up all the "gear" and their towels, and the Sub ran a boat's
-ensign, which he had borrowed, up to the main masthead.
-
-"Hello, Doc! brought your Harley Street bag with you, I see." Dr.
-Gordon laughed. "Yes," he twinkled, "it might be useful." The little
-Padre, beaming, passed aboard his camera, and climbed up after it.
-
-To give you an idea of what this piratical crew looked like, the Orphan
-wore a red tam-o'-shanter, a yellow-and-black sweater, running "shorts",
-and gymnasium shoes; and Bubbles had an old kicked-in bowler hat on the
-back of his head, a green football shirt stuffed into striped bathing
-drawers, and a pair of sea-boots. He made a picturesque villain,
-especially when he gripped a captured Turkish bayonet between his teeth
-and gurgled at the China Doll. Most of them started with naked Turkish
-bayonets tucked into their belts; but, on Uncle Podger's advice, the Sub
-sent these back in the boat which had taken them all to the _What's Her
-Name_. What a funny old-fashioned tub she was, and what stories she
-could have told of all the years she had been toiling round the coast,
-among the islands! Her high poop had rails round it, some of the wooden
-posts beautifully carved, but most of them of rough wood, which showed
-that she had "come down in the world" in her old age. Between the poop
-and the still higher fo'c'sle was a "well" deck, with its dark
-blood-stain, the foremast right amidships, and two big open hatchways,
-one for'ard and one abaft the mast. Round her fo'c'sle were more rails,
-some handsomely carved, and on it was an antediluvian windlass for
-hoisting the anchor. The cable was so rusted and worn that it seemed
-hardly possible that she could trust to it to ride out even the lightest
-of gales.
-
-Her masts--the lower masts at any rate--and the wide-spreading foreyard
-were good, sound bits of timber, but the top-masts and fore-tops'l yards
-looked anything but sound, and her "standing" rigging was so chafed and
-so badly "set up" that her murdered crew must have been "past masters"
-in the art of sailing her gently to prevent her masts carrying away.
-
-"Well, what about it?" the Sub asked Mr. Meredith, with a note of
-anxiety in his voice. "The breeze is blowing straight out of the
-harbour; if we run to lee'ard, 'twill be too narrow there to beat back,
-won't it? We'd best start beating to wind'ard, hadn't we? Look here,"
-he said, "this is rather out of my line; you'd best run the show. You'd
-better start a mutiny right away."
-
-As Mr. Meredith had been in sailing-ships for years, and had been
-Captain of a full-rigged ship before he was thirty, what he didn't know
-about sailing wasn't worth knowing. "All right," he smiled, "I'm game;"
-and seizing the unresisting Sub by the neck of his coloured jersey,
-hurled him to the deck with fierce yells, and planting one foot on his
-chest, roared: "Clear lower deck! I'm now the Captain of the _What's
-Her Name_. Now, you dog," he hissed, as the pirate crew "fell in", "get
-up and 'fall in' among those rascals; another word and you'll walk the
-plank, and your bones shall bleach on the coral islands of the Spanish
-Main. Ha! ha!"
-
-The crew, overawed by his daring, and the ferocity of his appearance in
-a Turkish fez, a red shirt, Sam Browne belt, and khaki riding-breeches,
-gave three cheers for the new Captain; old Fletcher, who had put "Kaiser
-Bill" in a safe place where he could not fall down the hatchways, smiled
-indulgently; and Barnes, trying to enter into the spirit of the game,
-grumbled in an undertone: "This 'ere 'clear lower deck' and 'fall in'
-sounds too much like the real thing," and "'e didn't see quite where the
-fun came in."
-
-Then the Lamp-post and his foretopmen, the Hun, the Orphan, and Rawlins,
-were sent off to clear the jibs and slack away the tops'l gaskets up
-aloft, and to learn where their proper halyards "ran"; Dr. Gordon, the
-Pimple, and Bubbles went aft to get the big spanker ready for setting;
-Barnes and the China Doll were ordered to explore the little cook-house,
-just under the fo'c'sle; Fletcher had strict orders to keep alight the
-cigar which the Sub had brought him, and enjoy himself at all costs, and
-all the others followed Mr. Meredith up on the fo'c'sle to heave up the
-cable.
-
-In five minutes after getting on board, the Orphan and Rawlins were
-climbing out along the bowsprit and jib-boom, and the Lamp-post and the
-Hun were up aloft, out along the tops'l-yard, unlashing the gaskets and
-having a grand time; whilst the crowd on the fo'c'sle began levering
-round the old horizontal windlass ("wild cat", Mr. Meredith told them,
-was its proper name) with two long levers, like crowbars, stuck in the
-holes at each end of it.
-
-"Let's have a 'chanty'," they called, and the Sub started "We'll rant
-and we'll roar"; but that did not "fit in", so Mr. Meredith gave them a
-very old one:
-
- "For the times are hard, and the wages low;
- Leave her, Johnny, leave her.
- Last night I heard the Old Man say,
- 'Tis time for us to leave her."
-
-
-Whilst he sung the first line to a mournful dirge, they shifted the
-crowbars into fresh holes, and then, hauling aft on them, joined in the
-chorus: "Leave her, Johnny, leave her"; shifted them again whilst he
-chanted the third line, and pulled to "'Tis time for us to leave her";
-and each time they pulled the "wild cat" round, the links of the old
-rusty cable came creaking in through the hawse-pipe, and the metal pawls
-of the "wild cat" fell, "clink-clank", into the ratchet notches.
-
-In a minute everybody had joined in the chanty, the Orphan and Rawlins
-out beyond the fo'c'sle on the bowsprit, the Lamp-post and the Hun busy
-aloft, Dr. Gordon and his "hands" aft. The China Doll, dashing up to
-have one pull at the levers, chipped in too; whilst Barnes bellowed
-"Leave her, Johnny, leave her" (thinking it was something about a girl)
-from inside the cook-house; and old Fletcher, busy with his cigar,
-beamed at everyone through his gold spectacles.
-
-Presently Mr. Meredith, leaning over the bows, sang out: "She's 'up and
-down'. Heave away, my hearties! 'Leave her, Johnny, leave her'," and
-ran aft to take the wheel; the Orphan and Rawlins, scrambling back on
-the fo'c'sle, hoisted the jib, and in a few more turns of the "wild cat"
-the clumsy old "tub" began to pay off before the breeze.
-
-Dr. Gordon, the Pink Rat, and the Pimple set the spanker, hauled taut
-the clumsy "sheet", and the poor old _What's Her Name_ slowly pushed her
-way through the water.
-
-"Stand by aloft!" Mr. Meredith hailed the fore-top. "Let go gaskets!
-Overhaul buntlines! Come down from aloft! You on deck, there! Sheet
-home! Sheet home! Haul taut lee braces! Right you are!" as, somewhat
-confused and muddled, the foretopmen managed at last to set that tops'l.
-"Belay all!"
-
-Mr. Meredith made a wry face. "She won't reach to wind'ard much, Doc,
-with that old fore-tops'l drawing.
-
-"Haul taut your lee braces, lads! Hoist your fore stays'l! Ease off
-jib sheets!"
-
-The foretopmen were having all the sport, so the maintopmen dashed
-for'ard to help them; and by the time the anchor had been catted and
-secured, the _What's Her Name_ was, as Mr. Meredith said, "moving as
-fast as a snail and as sideways as a crab". "We shan't get far to-day,
-Doc."
-
-Nor did they; though what mattered that? They were as happy as kings;
-the "going about" was such fun; everybody had something to do,
-especially when the Padre, the China Doll, or the War Baby slacked off a
-wrong rope at the right time or a right rope at the wrong time. It was
-grand fun, and old Fletcher, sitting on the poop yarning with Uncle
-Podger, thoroughly enjoyed himself; whilst from for'ard a little column
-of grey smoke, and an occasional bellow of "Leave her, Johnny, leave
-her", showed that Barnes, getting tea ready, was also quite happy.
-
-The China Doll stole aft and called up to the Pimple, standing on the
-main "cross-trees", above the spanker "jaws": "Pimple, I say, Pimple,
-there are five tins of sausages. Isn't that grand?"
-
-Suddenly, from for'ard, there came shrieks and agonized yells for
-Fletcher.
-
-"Fletcher! Hurry! Come quickly! Help! Help!"
-
-The Orphan and the Hun flew up the rigging, yelling "that 'Kaiser Bill'
-had broken loose, and was attacking them"; Bubbles, bursting with
-laughter, climbed the dangerously weak ratlines after them; the
-Lamp-post and Rawlins swarmed up the rigging on the other side, and even
-the little Padre, catching the infection, sprang up as well.
-
-"We won't come down till he's chained up. Look at him! Careering round
-and snapping at everything. Save us, Fletcher! Save us!"
-
-Old Fletcher, smiling kindly, came along from the poop, asking: "Where
-is he?"
-
-"There; there--near the water-butt! Do be careful! Get at him from
-behind. Wave a lettuce leaf in front of him. We've brought a lettuce
-in case he attacked us. Barnes! Barnes! Bring the lettuce! 'Kaiser
-Bill' has broken out!"
-
-The old stoker, peering about for the tortoise, found him just where he
-had left him--his legs and head well tucked "inside"---picked him up,
-placed him inside his "jumper"; got a lettuce from Barnes, who grunted
-"they young gen'l'men will be a-breaking their blooming necks afore
-long, I reckon"; and went aft again, to try and tempt the tortoise to
-put his head out, and show some interest in the picnic.
-
-Then the Padre and some of the snotties ventured on deck, again, though
-most of them preferred to lie out on the tops'l-yard, which was so
-frail, and its "lifts" so badly "set up", that it bent ominously, as did
-the fore-topmast itself.
-
-"Come down off that yard!" Mr. Meredith shouted. "Only two of you are to
-be there at a time."
-
-They begged him to let them set the upper tops'l, but that yard was more
-like a broom-handle than anything else.
-
-"The Hun can do it; no one else. The mast is rotten, and the yard too,"
-Mr. Meredith shouted. (The Hun was the lightest of all the midshipmen.)
-So the others gathered in the "top" and watched the Hun swarm up the
-topmast, and so out on that tiny yard, casting off the gaskets of the
-tiny sail.
-
-Then they dashed down on deck, before Mr. Meredith's voice bellowed out:
-"Let fall upper tops'l gaskets; overhaul your buntlines; sheet home,
-sheet home. Belay all!"
-
-Then came the "pipe": "Clear lower deck! All hands 'bout ship'!"
-
-When once the ship had tacked away from the shore, most of them made
-some excuse or other to find their way aloft again or out on the
-bowsprit; and though it may have looked curious to see the _What's Her
-Name_ slowly beating to wind'ard, backwards and forwards, across the
-harbour, with most of her crew up aloft or clinging to the bowsprit all
-the time, what did anything matter? They all enjoyed themselves hugely;
-those up aloft sniffing as the fragrant odour of cooking sausages
-floated up to them from the cook-house.
-
-Tea-time came before they knew it.
-
-"Seven bells, Bos'n," Mr. Meredith called out. The Pink Rat found an old
-tin and beat it. Everybody sang out for Barnes, came down from the mast,
-the bowsprit, or the poop, and rushed to help bring aft all the
-luxuries.
-
-Old Fletcher fidgeted and looked at the Sub.
-
-"Right you are, Fletcher!" he said, knowing that the old stoker would
-enjoy his tea more with Barnes than with them; so whilst they all sat
-round the poop and had a gorgeous tea--what a tea!--Barnes and Fletcher
-and "Kaiser Bill" had tea by themselves at the break of the fo'c'sle,
-and Bubbles, good-natured Bubbles, steered. However, there was so
-little breeze that it did not much matter whether anybody steered or
-not; and Dr. Gordon, finishing his meal quickly, relieved him.
-
-"Where are we going to have our bathe?" Bubbles asked.
-
-"Nowhere, my jumping Jimmy! I'm not going to weigh that anchor again,
-it is too much like work; we'll just sail about," the Sub said.
-
-When nothing but empty plates, empty tins, and an empty teapot remained,
-and they were just going to fill their pipes, Dr. Gordon at the wheel
-called out: "Fetch my surgical bag, someone. I knew it would be
-wanted."
-
-The Hun fetched it, opened it, and inside were three tins of pine-apple.
-
-"You _are_ splendid, sir," they shouted, as they opened the tins and cut
-the pine-apples into fat slices. "Won't these fill up odd corners?"
-
-What a grand feast that was!
-
-Then it was time to go back. The breeze had fallen still more, so the
-helm was put up, sheets were eased, the foretops'l and its little upper
-tops'l squared away, and the _What's Her Name_ wafted slowly back to her
-anchorage, whilst everybody lay back, contentedly smoking and thoroughly
-happy.
-
-They came abreast the _Achates_; sail was taken off her; the anchor let
-go; the "wild cat" whirled round (they knew then why it was called a
-"wild cat"); and there was nothing to do except pack up and stow away
-everything "shipshape", and wait until the Officer of the Watch sent the
-cutter across for them.
-
-She came. They were taken back to the _Achates_, and the poor old
-_What's Her Name_ left desolate. Never could she have made a more happy
-voyage or borne a merrier crew than she did that afternoon--not in all
-her long life.
-
-
-They had noticed that the motor-yacht had come in and run alongside the
-_Achates_ soon after they had started on their picnic; and when they
-went on board, the Officer of the Watch told the Sub that Captain
-Macfarlane wanted to see him directly he had shifted into uniform. In
-ten minutes he was ready, went aft, and found the Captain in
-conversation with Mr. M'Andrew.
-
-"Oh! Come in!" the Captain said. "Had a good picnic? No lives lost?
-Your crew seemed to spend most of their time aloft. I was afraid that
-you'd kill someone before you'd finished."
-
-"Everyone all right, sir. We had a grand time."
-
-"Well, we have a job for you. Mr. M'Andrew has brought in two refugees,
-escaped from a place called Ajano, a little village, up a creek, not far
-from Smyrna. They say that there is a Turkish patrol-boat hiding up
-there. I want you to take the picket-boat and "cut her out" to-morrow
-morning at dawn."
-
-The Sub grinned with delight, and forgetting where he was, burst out
-with: "My jumping Jimmy! what a show!--I beg pardon, sir. I meant 'what
-a splendid job.' Thank you, sir, I'd love to go;" whilst the Captain
-crossed his thin knees, tugged at his beard, and smiled at his
-eagerness. In ten minutes he had given him all instructions; and the
-Sub, going out, found the Orphan waiting for him outside his cabin in a
-great state of excitement.
-
-"What is it? What's going to happen? They're sticking the maxim in the
-picket-boat, and bolting on those shields in front of the wheel. Jarvis
-tells me that they are going to fix steel plates all round the
-stern-sheets as well."
-
-"My perishing Orphan! What a show it's going to be!" And the Sub
-pulled the Orphan inside his cabin, shoved him down on top of the
-wash-stand, and spread out the rough chart which Captain Macfarlane had
-just given him.
-
-"It beats the band, Sonny. We've to go out at midnight. The
-motor-yacht is coming along with us, and we have to rendezvous with the
-_Kennet_ at about three o'clock. She will take us to the mouth of the
-creek--here," and the Sub pointed to the creek marked on the chart.
-"Two refugees from the village are coming with us to show the way in--up
-we sprint--cut out a Turkish patrol-boat hiding up there in front of the
-village--tow her out to the destroyer, and bring her back--a prize.
-What d'you say to that, my guzzling Orphan? What d'you say to that for
-a job? Fancy catching them asleep, waking them up, and banging them on
-the head if they don't hand over their old junk quietly."
-
-"Or toppling them overboard," gasped the Orphan, wild with delight. In
-his wildest dreams he had never imagined such a grand adventure.
-
-"Well, off you go. See that the boat is all right. Oh," the Sub called,
-as the midshipman began to run off, "we're to take four more 'hands'.
-I'll choose 'em. I've got 'em in my mind. Everybody has to take rifle
-and cutlass. You'd better take a pistol, but don't shoot me with it.
-That's all. I'll arrange about the grub. Off you go."
-
-The Orphan dashed away to supervise the fitting out of the picket-boat.
-
-
-
-
- *CHAPTER XVII*
-
- *A "Cutting-out" Expedition*
-
-
-Down in the picket-boat the Orphan found armourers and blacksmiths
-busily fitting the additional plates all round the stern-sheets.
-
-"That'll make a snug place aft, sir," Jarvis said sarcastically, as the
-midshipman climbed down into the boat. "What's in the wind now?"
-
-"That's 'summat' like a job," he grinned, when he had been told; "summat
-like a cutting-out job in the old days--that."
-
-The motor-yacht lay alongside the picket-boat, her crew looking very
-fierce with their rifles and bandoliers and long knives, and as though
-they were wildly keen to go and slay Turks, especially so when Mr.
-M'Andrew spoke a few words to each of them, and set on fire their
-passionate hatred of the enemy.
-
-He brought the two refugees across to the steamboat, and explained to
-them that they would have to lie one on each side of the maxim
-gun-mounting in the bows, and guide the boat in through the creek of
-Ajano by pointing their hands in the direction of the channel. One of
-these two the Orphan called "the Bandit"--an oldish man in a fez, dirty
-white shirt, black voluminous trousers, a black cloth wound round his
-waist, blue cloth wrapped round his legs puttee-fashion, and clumsy
-leather boots. He had an honest face, which the other man had not. In
-fact, the Orphan immediately dubbed this one "the Hired Assassin". His
-swarthy face, glittering black eyes, and bushy eyebrows gave him an
-exceedingly treacherous appearance. He was, at any rate, a picturesque
-scoundrel, with his knives sticking out of the folds of a dirty red
-sash, and the sunburnt skin of his neck and chest showing through the
-open, dirty shirt he wore.
-
-"You are going in first," Mr. M'Andrew said, "and, if necessary, I shall
-come along afterwards. I expect that it will be difficult to keep back
-my chaps. Watch that old 'grandfather man'."
-
-The old Greek with the burning eyes sat under the motor-yacht's awning,
-with his rifle across his knees, and his wizened old head turning from
-side to side, looking exactly like a vulture that has sighted some
-likely carrion.
-
-The Sub, coming down, sent the Orphan and Plunky Bill aboard with the
-cutlasses, to have them sharpened on the grindstone.
-
-That was a grand job--with half the crew looking on.
-
-"I pity the poor Turk who gets that on 'is 'napper'," Plunky Bill
-grinned, as he felt, with his great horny thumb, the new edge on one of
-them.
-
-By eight o'clock everything had been done, so the Orphan went down to
-the gun-room to get a "watch" dinner, and ate it amidst a babel of
-gramophone tunes and noisy horse-play as the Honourable Mess wound up
-the day, after their joyous picnic in the _What's Her Name_.
-
-"You've got a job in front of you. Come along with me," said the Sub
-when he had finished. He took him to his cabin, gave him a rug and a
-pillow to lay on the deck, climbed on his bunk, and turned out the
-light. "Now coil down and go to sleep," he growled.
-
-The Orphan did sleep after a while--slept until the sentry banged on the
-door and sang out: "Seven bells just gone, sir!"
-
-"Come along, my jumping Orphan! Come along! Wake up! Show a leg!" the
-Sub cried, turning up the light. "Now we're off for our picnic."
-
-They pulled on their boots, buckled their revolver-belts round them--the
-Orphan feeling a funny sensation of emptiness under his belt, just at
-first--and went on deck, creeping under the hammocks in the half-deck,
-and hearing Bubbles snoring luxuriously.
-
-They climbed down into the picket-boat and found Jarvis.
-
-"Everything ready, sir! Old Fletcher 'as just gone up to bring down
-that there hanimile of 'is--the old 'umbug. 'E'll be along in a minute.
-I've got some 'ot cocoa for you two officers--down in the cabin."
-
-Alongside, in the motor-yacht, the Greeks were coiled up asleep, and Mr.
-M'Andrew could be seen, walking round in his usual ponderous way, waking
-them. A little oil-lamp in her engine-room showed the Greek engineer
-overhauling the motors.
-
-The Bandit and the Hired Assassin, with rifles and bandoliers, were
-brought across and taken down into the forepeak.
-
-From the dark gangway above them the Captain's voice called down:
-"Everything ready to start?"
-
-"Yes, sir," the Sub called back.
-
-"Well, good luck to you! I hope you'll bring back a prize by
-breakfast-time."
-
-"We'll have a jolly good try, sir," the Sub answered.
-
-"It's time for you to shove off, Mr. M'Andrew," the Captain sang out.
-"Good luck to you!"
-
-The motor-yacht let go her ropes; there was a smell of petrol, and a
-tut-tut-tut from her stern, and off she went in the dark.
-
-"That there old 'umbug ain't come back yet," Jarvis told the Sub. But
-just as he was about to send a "hand" to look for him, Fletcher came
-climbing down.
-
-"Very sorry, sir, but I can't find 'Kaiser Bill' anywhere. The picnic
-must have made him so giddy that he's started climbing over the boat
-deck."
-
-"Bad luck, Fletcher!" the Sub said sympathetically.
-
-"Well, he did seem a bit of a mascot--as the saying goes."
-
-"The old 'umbug!" snorted Jarvis. "'E ain't no blooming mascot."
-
-"Well, off you go! Good luck!" called the Captain.
-
-"Shove off for'ard!" cried the Sub.
-
-The Orphan rang "ahead" to the engine-room, and the picket-boat followed
-the motor-yacht out through the narrow, very dark channel into the open
-sea. The two boats then changed places, the picket-boat leading and the
-motor-yacht following, because Mr. M'Andrew's compass could not be
-trusted. This was the first time that the Orphan had ever had a
-twenty-mile "run" in a picket-boat before him, and, with no lights
-showing (except the tiny little glow in the compass-box), on such a dark
-night it was rather eerie work.
-
-By half-past twelve they were clear of the harbour. In a couple of hours
-they expected to pick up the destroyer _Kennet_. By twenty past three
-there ought to be enough light to see a mile and a half ahead, and by
-that time they hoped to be close in to the mouth of the creek. By
-half-past four the job might be over--should be finished--and they ought
-to be on the way home, with the Turkish patrol-boat in tow.
-
-"My jumping Orphan! It's a grand show, isn't it?" said the Sub,
-swallowing some of the cocoa. "Nothing like ship's cocoa to stand by
-one's stomach."
-
-The Orphan, awed by the solemnity of the night and the blackness and
-emptiness of everything, and too excited to talk, gripped the
-steering-wheel and peered into the compass-box.
-
-
-A little before half-past two the black outline of a destroyer loomed
-up. The signalman in the picket-boat, Bostock--a thick-set,
-criminal-looking man whom the Sub had chosen--flashed across with a
-shaded lamp. The _Kennet_ flashed back, stopped, and took both boats in
-tow, then very slowly steamed ahead. By a quarter-past three the
-coast-line became faintly visible, with a break in it--the creek of
-Ajano. The destroyer stopped, the towing hawser was cast off, and then
-the Orphan knew that their time had come. How his heart beat!
-
-"Shove along in!" called the Captain of the _Kennet_, coming aft. "I'll
-keep an eye on you. Get back as soon as you can. Good luck to you!"
-
-The Orphan had a glimpse of Mr. M'Andrew fumbling with his watch-chain,
-and of the Greeks springing about and fingering their rifles as though
-they wanted to let them off then and there; and then the destroyer was
-left behind, and he was steering for the mouth of the little creek, with
-the picket-boat throbbing and panting under him.
-
-"You've got your revolver? Yes, that's right. For goodness' sake don't
-fire it unless you are obliged," the Sub said in a low voice.
-
-Jarvis had already buckled on his cutlass. He, too, had a revolver.
-The Bandit and the Hired Assassin crept out of the forepeak and lay down
-on each side of the maxim--they looked very keen on their job. Plunky
-Bill went for'ard to the maxim, opened a belt-box, and slipped the end
-of the belt through the breech. The other "hands", including Bostock
-the signalman and the three extra men--great horny chaps--stirred
-themselves, and buckled their cutlass-belts round them--they would
-probably find these more useful than rifles, though rifles also lay
-handy.
-
-"I'd better have one of these cutlasses," the Sub said. "Got a spare
-one down there?"
-
-They passed up one and its belt, and he fastened it round him, drawing
-the cutlass half out of the scabbard to make certain that it would not
-stick. "Clumsy things," he said, "but mighty good in a scrap; can knock
-a chap's teeth down his throat with the hilt--fine."
-
-"You men all ready?" he asked. "Two of you go for'ard, abaft the maxim.
-The others keep down below the plates; and when we run alongside the
-patrol-boat, and you hear me "sing out", out you jump and give 'em
-'beans'." It was almost daylight now, and the picket-boat had entered
-the mouth of the creek--some four hundred yards wide. The Bandit and
-the Hired Assassin, lying with their hands pointing straight ahead, were
-very excited.
-
-"Keep your eye on them," the Sub snapped. "Hello! there's the village;
-you can see it over the land--masts there too, lots of them."
-
-Everything was absolutely quiet, except for the noise of the engines and
-the rush of water under the bows. The creek began to narrow rapidly;
-they were approaching a bend in it, and the two Greeks pointed their
-hands over one bow, and made a hissing noise to draw attention. "All
-right; we see you; don't lose your 'wool'. Follow the 'pointer',
-Orphan."
-
-He touched the wheel, the picket-boat swerved into the channel, and the
-Sub rang for half speed. Five hundred yards ahead they saw a small
-building standing some fifty yards back from the bank. It looked like a
-ferryman's house, or perhaps a small toll-house. The Bandit cried out
-"Turko! Turko!" but no one could be seen moving about there. He kept
-pointing away to the left--away from the toll-house--and so did the
-Hired Assassin.
-
-The Orphan followed the direction they indicated.
-
-"They're taking us mighty close to the other bank," the Sub said
-anxiously, and sent Jarvis for'ard to look out for the water shoaling.
-The boat was now not fifty yards from the left bank when, just as Jarvis
-threw his hand up and waved for the helm to be "ported", she suddenly
-slowed, the bows gave a heave, she pushed on for some ten feet, and then
-came to a standstill.
-
-"We're stuck," the Sub muttered tragically, seized a boat-hook, and
-sounded.
-
-"Deep water ahead," Jarvis, coming aft, reported.
-
-"Turko! Turko!" the Greeks whispered hoarsely.
-
-The Sub ordered the engines full speed astern, then full speed ahead,
-then astern again, but the boat did not shift an inch.
-
-"Turko! Turko!" the Greeks hissed.
-
-The engines were stopped. "Everyone overboard," the Sub sang out
-softly, and slid over the side into the water, up to his waist. "It's
-only soft mud, we'll push her through."
-
-The Orphan let himself down into some sticky mud, and all the men,
-except the two Greeks, Fletcher in the stokehold, and the stoker petty
-officer in the engine-room, followed.
-
-"Now get hold of her and shove her ahead."
-
-Nobody required to be told what to do; they shoved hard, but with no
-result. Then the Sub made them keep time together. "One! two! three!
-shove!" he called in a low voice. "Ah! she moved then; now another.
-There she goes!"
-
-She glided off; the black mud swirled up under her stern, and the crew,
-clinging to the life-lines, dragged themselves on board.
-
-"Phew! I didn't like that," the Sub said, as the black mud dripped off
-his clothes. He put the engines "easy ahead", and the two Greeks
-pointed towards the toll-house, whining "Turko, Turko," and looking
-frightened. The picket-boat now headed almost straight for the
-toll-house, some three hundred yards away; and just as the Orphan caught
-sight of someone moving close to it, crack went a rifle, and "ping" came
-a bullet overhead.
-
-"Phew! we're discovered; we must chance it now; full speed ahead! We
-must hurry if there's to be a chance of surprising that patrol-boat.
-Confound those Greeks; they're pointing to the other bank, again," the
-Sub said.
-
-The picket-boat increased speed; one or two more bullets came whizzing
-past--one hit the new plates round the stern-sheets. Plunky Bill swung
-his maxim towards the toll-house, but could see nothing to fire at. The
-two Greeks squirmed on the deck, their faces pressed against it, and
-their hands pointing away from the toll-house. The head of the creek
-opened out; the little white village of Ajano came into view, with some
-sailing craft anchored close inshore, but never a sign of any
-patrol-boat. Another minute, and they saw that the mud-bank on which
-they had run ashore was part of an island, and that, some eighty yards
-farther on, a narrow channel ran between the mainland and the end of it.
-
-"Port your helm!" the Sub cried, "we're getting too close; these Greeks
-are terrified; we'll be ashore again in a minute;" and hardly had he
-said this, before the picket-boat pushed into something soft, her bows
-came up out of the water, her stern swung round, in towards the bank,
-not forty yards away, and she came to a dead stop.
-
-"Full speed astern!" the Sub yelled; and full speed astern went the
-engines, her stern shook, and the black mud, churned up from the bottom,
-swirled for'ard. But not a movement did she make.
-
-"She's right in it, sir," Jarvis, rushing aft, told the Sub; "there's
-not a foot of water for'ard."
-
-The Sub jumped overboard abreast the wheel.
-
-There was not two feet of water there, and he walked round her bows,
-pulling his feet out of the sticky mud. He could walk all round her
-except at the stern. That last swerve she had made had turned the stern
-right in to the shore, and the dark back of another mud-bank showed not
-six yards away, just under the surface of the water. He knew, perfectly
-well, that she would never get off without assistance.
-
-Bullets kept flicking past--Zip! Zip! Ping! Ping! Some struck the
-water quite close to the boat; another smacked against those new plates
-round the stern-sheets. Someone was certain to be hit in a moment or
-two; and the first was the Hired Assassin, who got a bullet through his
-left arm, and scrambled aft, behind the plates, bleeding like a pig and
-whimpering with fright.
-
-The engines were still going astern, but quite uselessly. Everybody had
-to scramble out; most of them did so on the protected side, the side
-away from the toll-house. "Some of you come this side," the Sub shouted
-angrily; and the Orphan, Jarvis, and Plunky Bill followed him round.
-"Now shove her astern! One! two! three! Altogether--one! two! three!
-Heave!"
-
-They tried a dozen times, but not an inch did she move. It was
-terrible. Some bullets now began coming from the side opposite to the
-toll-house, from beyond that gap of water which separated the island on
-which they were aground from the mainland. They could see some men
-creeping among some low, scrubby bushes there, and some puffs of rifle
-smoke. Plunky Bill was ordered to turn the maxim on to them, so climbed
-on board, swung the gun round, and let "rip" some fifty rounds. Those
-kept them quiet for a few minutes.
-
-"If Mr. M'Andrew came in, he could tow us on," the Orphan suggested; but
-the Sub, although he felt sure that it was helpless to think of getting
-off without assistance, would not signal to ask for it, not yet. He
-tried making the engines go full speed ahead and then full speed astern,
-the men all pushing and shoving at the same time. Then they all climbed
-on board, crowded as far aft as they could, and tried jumping, up and
-down, in time, whilst the engines went full speed astern. But you might
-as well have expected to move a house. The picket-boat showed not the
-slightest sign of coming off.
-
-All this time some ten or twelve rifles were being constantly fired at
-them from different points in the direction of the toll-house, only
-about two hundred and fifty or three hundred yards away. Some of these
-rifles were evidently mausers--they recognized their sharp crack; but
-several were old-fashioned ones which gave a duller noise when they
-fired, and their bullets, coming almost simultaneously with the report,
-made a bigger splash when they hit the water. Also, every now and then,
-little white wisps of powder smoke drifted up from behind some of those
-bushes. Those wisps were practically the only "targets" Plunky Bill had
-to fire at, but occasionally he caught sight of something creeping about
-among the bushes.
-
-The shooting of these Turks was, of course, execrable; otherwise
-everyone in the picket-boat must have been killed.
-
-Soon some of those rifle "cracks" began to sound appreciably nearer.
-
-"The Turks have come down to the bank, near the toll-house," the Orphan
-gasped out. "I think they're trying to creep along the bank towards
-us."
-
-The Sub, wading round the bows, climbed on board and told Bostock to
-signal to the _Kennet_, "Have run aground, send motor-boat"; and whilst
-Bostock, jumping on the top of the cabin, where he was entirely exposed,
-wagged his semaphore flags, Plunky Bill searched the opposite bank with
-his maxim.
-
-"Scramble aboard, all of you!" the Sub shouted to those still over the
-side. "Get down behind the shields. Four of you, fire your rifles at
-the bank near that white house, and two at those Turks beyond the
-island."
-
-They scrambled behind the cover of the plates, picked up their rifles,
-and tried to find something to aim at.
-
-Bostock now took in the reply to that signal: "Am sending in
-motor-boat". The Sub, looking out to sea, saw that the destroyer was
-about twelve hundred yards away, and that the motor-yacht was at that
-time alongside her.
-
-"Mr. M'Andrew will be here in a few minutes; we'll get off all right
-then," he said confidently.
-
-There was a yell from Plunky Bill, crouched behind the maxim-gun shield
-looking for a target. He put his hand to his face, and found it covered
-with blood. He cursed horribly, swung round the maxim towards the scrub
-bushes beyond the island, and let off a dozen rounds "into the brown".
-Splashes kept jumping up out of the water on both sides; the cracks of
-the rifles and the "ping" "flop" as the bullets struck the side of the
-boat or the water, or whipped overhead, being almost simultaneous.
-Within the protecting shields round the stern, people were practically
-safe. Everyone was there now except Plunky Bill, Fletcher in the
-stokehold, and the man in the engine-room. Theoretically, these last
-two were not safe at such short range, though, actually, no bullets did
-penetrate the sides of the picket-boat--none that were noticed.
-
-"That motor-yacht has not shoved off yet," the Sub cried, looking over
-the edge of the plates. "I wonder what has happened. Motors have
-broken down, I expect. Phew! that's rotten; we'll never get off without
-her."
-
-Jarvis, much excited, shouted: "A lot more men have come along to that
-white house, sir; they are coming this way, but I can't see them now."
-
-"Ask the _Kennet_ to open fire on the white house, and to search the
-banks near it," the Sub told Bostock, who jumped on top of the cabin
-again, and, though bullets were "zipping" past every few moments, made
-the signal quite unconcernedly, then slowly climbed down into safety
-under cover of the steel plates, grinning as he spread out one of the
-flags and showed a bullet-hole in it.
-
-A minute later the destroyer's for'ard 12-pounder fired, and a shell
-burst just in front of the toll-house. Others came in quick succession,
-searching the banks between it and the picket-boat.
-
-Rifle-fire died down at once; one or two men could be seen crawling
-away. A seaman down aft fired his rifle, and swore that he had hit one
-of them; the others fired whenever they saw a chance, and so did Plunky
-Bill with his maxim.
-
-The motor-boat had not yet cast off from the destroyer.
-
-There was a shout from Plunky Bill, and they saw a ferry-boat crowded
-with men start across the creek from the toll-house side. Two of the
-bluejackets fired at this boat, and the maxim was turned on it; but
-before there was time to steady it the men in the ferry had scrambled
-out, and were hidden among those thick bushes there.
-
-"They'll be trying to wade across that gap to the island presently,"
-Jarvis growled. "If they do get across, they'll be able to crawl up to
-within fifty yards of the boat without us being able to touch them. Bad
-show this, sir!"
-
-"Curse that motor-boat!" the Sub growled. "Why doesn't she come along?"
-
-Then came a warning shout from for'ard; and the Orphan, looking over the
-edge of the shield in front of the wheel, saw that some twenty or thirty
-men with rifles were commencing to wade across the gap to the island.
-At the same moment Plunky Bill fell on his face. Without thinking, the
-Orphan dashed out of his cover and ran to him; but before he reached him
-he had risen to his knees, and was endeavouring to swing his maxim round
-to fire on them.
-
-He was streaming with blood, both from a wound in his cheek and from
-another through the right shoulder.
-
-"I can't hold it, sir; you take it."
-
-The Orphan's hands trembled, and his head felt as though it were
-bursting; but he gripped the handles, looked along the sights, and
-somehow or other got them in line with the cluster of men who had begun
-to wade across the gap, and pressed the firing-button with all his
-might. Plunky Bill, with one hand, "fed" the cartridge-belt.
-
-The Orphan did not feel the recoil nor notice the jar on his wrists. He
-saw the splashes his bullets were making, swung the muzzle of the gun a
-little to the left, depressed the handles ever so little, until these
-splashes flew up right among the Turks. His shaking hands made the
-bullets spread from side to side.
-
-Six or seven of the men disappeared under the water; most of the others
-began hurrying back to the cover of those "scrubby" bushes, but two,
-three, five pressed on, and in twenty more paces would have gained the
-cover of the end of the island. Once there, they would crawl along till
-they could fire right into the picket-boat at point-blank range.
-
-The Orphan gave a yell; something had hit his left foot, and the pain
-shot up his leg; but he held on to those handles, swung the maxim back,
-and pressed the button.
-
-"A little more to the left, sir," came from Plunky Bill. "Quick, sir!"
-
-And how he did manage to do it he never could explain, but those five
-men all fell; and it was not till Plunky Bill called out "Cease firing,
-sir!" that he looked, and saw nothing but a shapeless kind of a hat
-floating on the water.
-
-"Got the whole bag of tricks, sir."
-
-"They're going to try again; they're gathering behind the bushes." The
-Orphan looked up, and saw the Sub standing behind him. "Steady, sonny;
-wait a minute; they'll be in sight directly. That blessed motor-boat
-hasn't started to shove off yet. Ah! there they come! there they are!
-Now, let her 'rip'!"
-
-"The Orphan noticed the Sub kneel down behind the maxim shield, on the
-opposite side to Plunky Bill, who was still tending the belt with his
-left hand. A bullet, then another, smacked against the little shield,
-and through the sighting slit he saw a line of men creeping towards the
-ford where those others had attempted to wade across. His left foot
-pained--horribly.
-
-"Aim low, sonny! aim low! You will see your bullet-splashes." He
-pressed the firing-button, and the gun spluttered out a dozen rounds,
-their splashes jumping out of the water below the bank along which the
-Turks were creeping.
-
-"Now, up a bit! Good! Now you've got into them! Keep as you are!"
-The Sub was speaking quite quietly as the midshipman held on to the
-jerking, shaking maxim. "Now, down a bit! That's the ticket!
-Splendid! Phew! they won't try that again," the Sub said, and yelled
-aft for another belt.
-
-Old Fletcher, dragging himself up from the stokehold hatch, ran aft,
-seized a new box which someone held over the edge of the shield in front
-of the wheel, brought it for'ard, knelt down and opened it. The Sub
-ordered Plunky Bill to go aft. He staggered back under the protecting
-plates round the stern-sheets holding up his right arm with his left
-hand.
-
-All this time the _Kennet's_ shells were bursting along the bank on the
-toll-house side, and these and the rifle-fire from the seamen in the
-stern-sheets kept the Turks fairly quiet in that direction. Then Jarvis
-shouted: "Here comes the _Kennet's_ whaler, sir. She's quite close. The
-_Kennet's_ making a signal."
-
-Bostock, waving his flags, took it in. "Abandon steamboat--am sending
-in whaler for you." He shouted this to the Sub.
-
-"I can't, I can't!" the Sub moaned. "Orphan, I can't do it! You look
-after those chaps; keep your eye on them. My aunt! your left boot's
-nearly torn off. Keep them from getting across to the island;" and he
-dashed aft just as the black whaler ran alongside.
-
-A Royal Naval Reserve lieutenant was in charge of her, and called out:
-"You've got to abandon her. Take everything you can get into the
-whaler--and come back. It's been pretty warm work coming in here;
-they've been potting at us all the way."
-
-"Why doesn't that motor-yacht come in? She could tow us off. What's
-the matter with her?" the Sub asked angrily.
-
-"Her crew won't face it; they refused to come, and the engineer won't
-start the motors. He's disabled them in some way or other, and we can't
-make them work. Get your gear in here quickly."
-
-The Sub raved and cursed. He couldn't make up his mind to abandon the
-boat.
-
-There came a low, sobbing "Oh" from the stern-sheets, and the other
-Greek fell forward--the Bandit. A bullet had come in through a gap
-between two of the steel plates, and he had been shot through the body.
-
-"It's the Captain's order," the _Kennet's_ officer cried impatiently.
-"You'd best hurry up; we can see any number of men coming along from the
-village. None of us will get away unless you 'get a move on.'"
-
-Sullenly the Sub gave the order to abandon the picket-boat.
-
-Plunky Bill crawled into the whaler; the two Greeks were lowered into
-her. Everything that could be taken was taken--the box of
-ball-cartridge, the compass box, the rifles and cutlasses, signal-book,
-even the first-aid bag.
-
-The Orphan, still for'ard with Fletcher, who was reeving the new maxim
-belt through the feed-block, saw more men start to wade towards the
-island. He opened fire on them; but then the Sub and Jarvis came
-rushing for'ard, told him to "cease fire", and commenced dismounting the
-maxim, slinging out the belt, lifting the gun and its shield off its
-pedestal, and carrying it aft between them. The Orphan tried to pick up
-the empty belt-box, but couldn't stand, and had to crawl aft without it.
-Fletcher brought along the almost full box, then ran back and jumped
-down into the stokehold. Everyone except him was already in the whaler.
-They shouted for him. He did not come, but a black cloud of smoke
-belched out of the picket-boat's funnel. Bullets were splashing all
-round them. Those Turks were half across to the island--in another five
-minutes they would be able to fire right down into the crowded whaler.
-Another cloud of smoke came from the funnel.
-
-"He must have gone off his head," the Sub cried, and yelled "Fletcher!
-Fletcher!"
-
-The old man appeared, dragged himself up, and scrambled down into the
-boat.
-
-"What the devil were you doing? Shove off! Shove off! Give way!"
-
-"I put on a few shovelfuls of coal, sir, and closed down all the
-valves--thought she might blow herself up presently."
-
-"Shove off! Get hold of your rifles; half of you blaze away at one
-side, half of you on the other--at anything you see!" yelled the Sub as
-the very heavily laden whaler pulled away from the poor old picket-boat
-and made for mid-stream.
-
-The _Kennet_, out beyond the mouth of the creek, still kept up a
-continuous fire to cover the retreat of the crowded whaler as it pushed
-along out to her, with the picket-boat's crew blazing away at anything
-they saw which looked like a man's head. She must have seen the people
-wading across to the island, for she opened fire on them from another
-gun, and its shells whistled over the whaler and burst above the bank
-alongside the abandoned boat.
-
-The Orphan, huddled down at the bottom of the boat between two thwarts,
-felt sick and faint. His left foot was quite numb. He looked at it.
-The toe and front part of the sole of his boot was all ripped up and
-torn, and his sock was dripping with blood. He did not know what had
-happened. The two Greeks lay under the thwarts--very silent. Fletcher,
-near him, kept on saying: "If only I'd found 'Kaiser Bill' and brought
-him along with us, it wouldn't have happened."
-
-Although a few bullets followed them, no one was hit, and in ten minutes
-they were alongside the destroyer, and the Orphan was being hoisted up
-the side. They wanted to carry him, but he would not let them; he
-hobbled on his left heel to the ward-room hatch, and got down it
-somehow; found a chair, and sat on it. He heard the _Kennet's_
-12-pounder still firing, and guessed what she was firing at--his beloved
-picket-boat--the poor old lady. She had shared so many adventures with
-him, and now was being ripped open by the _Kennet's_ shells, even if her
-own boiler did not burst with the added fuel and the screwed-down
-valves. It was better than that she should fall "alive" into the hands
-of the Turks, and the Orphan hoped she understood.
-
-A chief stoker belonging to the _Kennet_ came along presently, cut away
-his boot, and took it off (how it did pain!), and cut away the sock. He
-knew how to dress wounds, and did his work well.
-
-"A bullet, sir, right along the top of the boot, then through that toe;
-broken the bone, I think--it's all 'wobbly'. I've a lot of doctoring to
-do this morning. That there young Greek chap has a bad smash, my word!
-but I don't rightly know about the other. Stomachs are rather beyond my
-'line'. That there seaman--he'll be all right."
-
-By the time the foot had been dressed, the guns had left off firing, and
-the _Kennet's_ engines began to make the whole stern rattle. The Sub
-came down, looking haggard, but trying to be cheerful. "We did our
-best, sonny; don't bother. It was all my fault. If we hadn't been
-steaming so fast, we might have got her off. So you've got a bullet
-through your foot, have you? I thought I saw the sole of the boot all
-ripped off. When did that happen?"
-
-"Just after Plunky Bill was hit the second time. Just after I'd started
-firing the maxim."
-
-"So you kept going, did you?" said the Sub. "Good for you, Orphan! If
-you hadn't, those chaps might have got across, and we should have been
-'in the soup' in next to no time. There wasn't a sign of a patrol-boat
-there," the Sub went on. "The _Kennet's_ skipper, from her bridge,
-could see every square yard of the creek. You remember how those
-confounded Greeks kept pointing over to port directly after they began
-singing out 'Turko', 'Turko'. So long as they kept away from the
-toll-house, where they had seen them, and gave them a wide berth, they
-didn't care a 'fish's tail' what happened to the picket-boat--never
-thought of the channel. That chap you call the Hired Assassin--I expect
-he came along with that 'cock and bull' yarn just to get us to go in
-there and smash up the village--a girl had jilted him, or something like
-that, I expect. Oh, if only that motor-yacht had come in!"
-
-"Have you seen Mr. M'Andrew?" the Orphan asked.
-
-"Yes! He wouldn't speak. He wouldn't look at me. He was fumbling with
-his watch-chain. He looked as if he'd been blubbing. That Greek
-engineer found out what was wrong with the motors directly everything
-was over. Curse the chicken-livered swine!"
-
-"Did they smash her up? The Turks won't be able to use her?" the Orphan
-asked.
-
-"Yes, old sonny; either her boiler blew up or a shell burst there.
-She's done for."
-
-The Orphan bit his lip--hard.
-
-
-There happened to be a spare cabin aboard the _Achates_, and, after Dr.
-O'Neill had dressed the wounded foot, the Orphan was placed in the bunk
-there.
-
-"The toe may have to come off, or it mayn't," Dr. O'Neill growled. "It
-won't be any use to you, whichever happens."
-
-Captain Macfarlane came to see him, looking grave, but smiling at him in
-his kind, fatherly way. "The Sub tells me you cleared off a lot of
-Turks with that maxim after you'd been hit."
-
-"I didn't really know I had been, sir."
-
-He tugged at his beard, and then began to talk, as though what he had to
-say was not pleasant. "I have some news for you. It will be a great
-disappointment, I fear, to you, but you will understand why I wish you
-to know this before the others. I may as well tell you that I
-recommended the Sub and you, in the picket-boat, and the midshipman of
-the steam pinnace for the Distinguished Service Cross."
-
-"Did you, sir? Really, sir!" The Orphan's heart beat fast. "The old
-Hun, too, sir?"
-
-"Yes, I did. It was for taking your steamboats in and bringing off the
-crippled transports' boats, after the Lancashire Fusiliers had landed.
-The Sub and the Hun, as you call him, have been granted it, but I am
-very sorry indeed" (the Orphan knew what was coming and caught his
-breath) "that you have not. The Sub was in charge of your boat at the
-time, and you were not. You see, that makes a difference, I suppose."
-
-The Orphan, biting his lips, nodded. He could not trust himself to
-speak.
-
-Captain Macfarlane, putting his hand gently on his shoulder, said: "Now
-you know how the land lies. I only heard last night, and thought you
-yourself should give the news to the other two. I hope that will rather
-soften the blow. Won't it, Mr. Orpen?"
-
-"Right, sir! Thank you very much for telling me first, and for telling
-me yourself," the Orphan managed to say. "And thank you very much for
-recommending me. None of us knew anything about it."
-
-"Well, good-bye! Perhaps you'd like to tell the news now; I'll send
-them along."
-
-So, in a minute or two, the Sub and the Hun arrived.
-
-"Hello! my jumping Orphan! Patched you up, have they, my wounded
-warrior! The Skipper says you want to see us."
-
-"You both have got the D.S.C. The Captain's just told me. Isn't that
-grand?"
-
-They didn't believe him for a moment. Then the Sub, roaring like a
-bull, threw the Hun on the deck and nearly strangled him. "And you?
-What about you?" he sang out, letting the Hun get up; and seeing by the
-Orphan's face that he had had no such luck, became quiet.
-
-"Whatever for?" they both asked. "What did they give it to us for?"
-
-"For going in and fetching the boats back from 'W' beach that first
-time."
-
-"Oh! that!" growled the Sub. "What a rotten shame! You did as much as
-I, or the Hun, did. That's the rottenest thing I ever heard of. Well,
-old chap, I'm confoundedly sorry," said the Sub, gripping the Orphan's
-arm; "confoundedly sorry."
-
-The Orphan, left to himself, felt about as miserable as he could be.
-Dr. Gordon came in to give him an injection of morphia, just as Barnes
-came to the cabin carrying a tray with his breakfast.
-
-"Which will you have for breakfast?" Dr. Gordon asked, in his funny
-way--"a little morphia or some bacon and eggs?"
-
-"I think I'd rather have the bacon and eggs," said the Orphan.
-
-
-
-
- *CHAPTER XVIII*
-
- *Bombarding at Suvla Bay*
-
-
-The Orphan's wound gave a great deal of trouble, and for the next
-fortnight--a "precious" long fortnight--he remained in his bunk. The
-Honourable Mess looked after him, and kept up his spirits. Captain
-Macfarlane occasionally came in and talked to him, sitting with his long
-thin legs crossed, smoking his inevitable cigarette, and tugging gently
-at his pointed beard. He told him of the transports pouring
-reinforcements into Mudros in great numbers; of the old "Edgars" coming
-East, and of the newly built monitors which had begun to arrive--big
-ones with 14-inch guns, and practically unsinkable; small ones with a
-6-inch or 9.2-inch gun in the bows, and drawing so little water, that a
-submarine would stand but little chance of torpedoing them. "There is
-no doubt, Mr. Orpen," he would say in his quiet, humorous manner, "they
-are only waiting for you to be on your feet again to begin a great
-advance."
-
-Mr. Meredith, Dr. Gordon, the little Padre, and the cheery
-Fleet-Paymaster often came to see him; so did Plunky Bill, with his face
-and shoulder swathed in bandages, extremely proud of himself. "If it
-wasn't for the Fleet-Surgeon a-saying they'd to be dressed twice a day,
-and 'im a-poking round and 'urting somethink 'orrid, I wouldn't care a
-blow--not me!"
-
-Fletcher brought him "Kaiser Bill" to play with. "He brings luck, does
-that tortoise; if we'd only had him with us last time, things would have
-been different, sir. Well, well, the picket-boat has gone, poor thing;
-but I was getting too old for her. My eyes aren't what they were; for
-the last month I could hardly read the gauge-glass in her stokehold--not
-even with my spectacles."
-
-He liked to talk to the Orphan about his sons who had been killed in
-France, and, what was most unusual, could talk about them without
-worrying him.
-
-However, the Orphan was presently allowed to hobble about on crutches;
-and one morning shortly afterwards the weekly trawler from Mudros
-brought down all the gun-room stores which the messman had ordered from
-Malta.
-
-"We needn't ask the War Baby to our picnics now, need we?" the Pimple
-and the China Doll burst out excitedly, as they saw the piles of
-sardines and sausages, tins of biscuits, jars of bloater paste, and all
-the luxuries their souls craved.
-
-By the end of July the Orphan returned to duty with a slight limp, which
-he kept up rather longer, perhaps, than was absolutely necessary.
-
-The air was full of rumours once again, many of them more ridiculous
-than ever; and at last, on the 7th August, came the news that nearly
-sixty thousand men had been thrown ashore at Anzac, and at Suvla to the
-north of it. "The new landing", stated the message, "took the enemy
-partially by surprise"--and from that the most optimistic conjectures
-were made.
-
-Also came the news that E11 had sunk the _Barbarossa_, an old German
-battleship bought by Turkey some years back--sunk her in the Sea of
-Marmora. You can guess what a noisy, rowdy night that was down in the
-gun-room.
-
-Four days later the _Achates_ received orders to proceed to Suvla
-herself, and, after her six weeks of "heavenly" rest, everyone felt
-greatly pleased to be "up and doing" something again. She wound her way
-out through the tortuous channel between those beautiful green cliffs,
-past "Picnic" Island, and zigzagged her way towards the Gallipoli
-Peninsula.
-
-At dawn of Thursday, 12th August, she passed through a line of trawlers
-patrolling between Imbros and Samothrace islands, and presently heard
-once more the booming of guns.
-
-No information whatever had been received of the actual progress and
-state of affairs; everyone expected--at any rate, hoped--to find the
-army established more than half-way across the Peninsula, and still
-advancing; so that when Captain Macfarlane saw a big shell bursting on
-the very shore itself, he groaned: "Did you see that, Navigator?
-Stalemate again, I fear."
-
-"A pretty big one, that shell, sir. It may have come from a ship
-anchored in The Narrows," the Navigator suggested; but even as he did
-so, three puff-balls of cotton-wool, shrapnel-bursts, appeared against
-the sky, only just behind the line of the shore.
-
-"That makes it certain," the Captain said very gravely; "they can't
-burst shrapnel at long ranges."
-
-A cloud of cordite smoke shot out from the side of a cruiser at anchor
-there--the _Talbot_; and both of them watched to see where the shell
-burst. "There it is, sir, just in front of that village," the Navigator
-called out, pointing to a village five miles inland, in a dip in the
-great semicircular sweep of hills which shut in the whole bay. "I
-thought they had gained those hills," exclaimed the Captain, keenly
-disappointed. "Well!"--and he sighed; "if they haven't by this time they
-will never get them. This means 'finish'."
-
-A submarine net had been laid across the mouth of Suvla Bay; and by the
-time the _Achates_ passed through the narrow "gate" between the
-supporting buoys, most of the Honourable Mess were gathered on the after
-shelter-deck, gazing ashore at the bursting shells, and eagerly trying
-to make out the state of affairs. Even to the most unskilled of these
-young officers it was evident that the Army could not have advanced very
-far.
-
-The _Achates_ anchored just to the south of Suvla Point, and about
-twelve hundred yards from the shore. As she swung to the breeze and the
-tide, the most extraordinary-looking "freak" ship came into view, lying
-close inshore, with a squat funnel, and an enormous turret with two huge
-guns sticking out of it. She looked almost as broad as she was long,
-and the Honourable Mess burst out laughing when they saw her. "That's
-one of the new big monitors," Bubbles grunted. "Look! What an
-extraordinary ship!"
-
-[Illustration: "LOOK! WHAT AN EXTRAORDINARY SHIP!"]
-
-This was the _Havelock_, and farther out lay several of the new small
-monitors with a single 9.2-inch gun in the bows or a 6-inch at each end.
-Inside the line of black buoys which marked the submarine net were also
-some twenty transports and store ships, a collier, a water-distilling
-steamer, and many trawlers. Picket-boats, tugs, and little motor-boats
-dashed about the harbour; a picket-boat towed a long string of
-transports' boats out towards a hospital ship lying farther away; but
-the strangest of all the craft there were the "water-beetles", which
-they now saw for the first time. These were lighters, painted black,
-with hinged gangways projecting over their bows, circular shields round
-their steering-wheels, and square box-shaped structures aft, each with a
-small funnel projecting from its roof, and the official number of the
-lighter painted, in huge white figures, on the side. One went grunting
-and thumping past, leaving a track of smoke and a smell of burning oil
-behind it, carrying perhaps five hundred soldiers inshore. Another lay
-alongside the nearest store ship, and the bales of hay which they were
-loading into her made her look like a huge haystack. Another, flying a
-Red Cross flag, grunted past from shore, filled with wounded.
-"Water-beetles" made a most appropriate name for them.
-
-The only other men-of-war at anchor inside the "net" were the
-_Swiftsure_, _Talbot,_ and _Cornwall_; but farther down the coast, off
-Anzac and Gabe Tepe, they could see their "sister" ship, the
-_Bacchante_, looking very much "out in the cold" as far as protection
-from submarines went, in spite of numerous trawlers and several
-destroyers patrolling round her.
-
-Steamboats began to come alongside, and from their midshipmen the
-Honourable Mess soon learnt the news.
-
-One midshipman told them "that the soldiers held the first two miles of
-the hill beyond Suvla Point, but could not get on any farther". "Have
-they joined up with Anzac and away to the right?" they asked. "I don't
-think so--not properly. We haven't advanced for the last two days." "I
-don't know how many wounded I have taken off," said one wornout-looking
-midshipman. "That's my job, and I've been at it almost day and night
-for the last five days--nearly eight thousand have been taken off
-altogether, I fancy."
-
-Another snotty told them of the awful shortage of water during the first
-two fateful days, and how terribly the troops had suffered. "They
-couldn't stand it," he said. "It was frightfully hot, and by Saturday
-afternoon (they landed at 11 p.m. on Friday night) men were rushing down
-to the shore and dashing into the sea, quite delirious."
-
-The Hun in his steam pinnace came back from a trip ashore, with a story
-of two shells which had fallen close to him. "It's like old times," he
-said excitedly.
-
-It was--exactly; exactly as it had been at Helles, in front of Krithia
-and Achi Baba.
-
-All that morning, at every opportunity, everyone went up on the after
-shelter-deck, or climbed up to the main-top, to try and find the exact
-position occupied by our troops and how far they had advanced. They
-gazed through their glasses at a huge amphitheatre extending from Suvla
-Point right down to Anzac--six and a half miles away--shut in by that
-semi-circular rampart of hills which barred the way to the other side of
-the Peninsula and the Dardanelles. Down at Anzac they could trace the
-maze of trenches along the slopes and spurs at that end of the rampart
-of hills, and could also trace the Turkish trenches on the crest and
-upper slopes. At first they thought that these last trenches were
-British; but they soon knew, by watching the shells from the _Bacchante_
-bursting among them, that they were not. Sweeping their glasses to the
-left, they followed the ridge of hills as it bent round in a huge curve
-some five miles and a half from shore, until they came to a dip, in
-front of which was Anafarta---just such another village as Krithia--with
-its white houses and its row of windmills. At the left end of this
-village a tall minaret showed up very distinctly. Sweeping still
-farther to the left, the hills became higher, and then bent towards the
-sea, until they reached within a mile of Suvla Point itself as a ridge
-some 650 feet high. From this point--known as the Bench Mark--the ridge
-dropped in a series of shoulders, until nothing but a gigantic backbone
-of almost bare rock remained to jut out into the sea and form Suvla
-Point itself. Our men had at one time reached this Bench Mark, but had
-been driven back to the top of the next depression, which they still
-held. In fact, from the ship that morning the little khaki figures of
-our men were very clearly seen up there on the sky-line, two and a half
-miles from Suvla Point. This advanced post was known as Jephson's Post,
-and on the land side of it the scrub-covered ground sloped down in
-ridges and gullies to the plain, whilst behind, and away out of sight of
-the ships, it fell very abruptly to the sea, and ended in lofty, barren
-cliffs.
-
-The coast-line from Suvla Point swept round in a deep curve to another
-point known as Nebuchadnezzar Point[#]--a mile and a half farther
-towards Anzac--and thus made Suvla Bay. Behind Nebuchadnezzar Point lay
-the little hill "Lala Baba", some 120 feet high, and just round the
-corner the shore stretched in an almost straight line right down to
-Anzac.
-
-
-[#] Its actual name is Niebruniessi Point.
-
-
-It was the aristocratic Major of Marines, who had been studying the
-military map, who pointed all these places out to them. He pointed out
-the guns already in position behind Lala Baba, and he showed them
-"Chocolate Hill", another elevation some 160 feet high and about three
-miles inland, where our people could be seen busy digging trenches, and
-every now and again being sprayed with shrapnel. Between these two
-little hills lay a broad, flat area, looking like dry mud. "That is the
-Salt Lake," the Major told them. "It is dry all the summer."
-
-Except for the people who could be seen up at Jephson's Post, more men
-moving behind a line of trenches running down the slope from that
-position, and the people digging on Chocolate Hill, the only indication
-of the general line we held was to be gained by watching where the
-Turkish shrapnel occasionally burst.
-
-By this time--the 12th August--after having seen so much of operations
-ashore, every officer in the gun-room and ward-room had become an expert
-military strategist and tactician--as you can imagine; so it was quite
-unnecessary for the gallant Major of Marines--who, of course, was the
-leading expert of all ("because he wore a red stripe down his trousers,"
-Bubbles said)--to explain that "Anafarta village must be captured; that
-this was the first thing to be done".
-
-"I guessed that--in once," bleated the China Doll in an undertone.
-
-"The whole success of this new operation depended on capturing Anafarta,
-and the ridge behind it, by a _coup de main_," went on the Major, as
-though addressing a class at Sandhurst. "The whole situation now
-demands an entire reconsideration of plans. I must say that I feel
-doubtful of ultimate success unless very heavy reinforcements arrive."
-Whereupon he shut his old-fashioned telescope with a snap, and went
-below, as if, from his point of view, he had washed his hands of the
-matter.
-
-Uncle Podger, the Sub, Bubbles, the Orphan, and the China Doll remained
-to watch the ambulance wagons slowly trailing across the Salt Lake
-towards the cluster of hospital tents to the left of Lala Baba--the
-First Casualty Clearing-station--at "Wounded A" beach, and to watch the
-battalions in reserve enjoying a rest under some low cliffs this side of
-Lala Baba, many hundreds of men splashing merrily in the sea, undeterred
-by shrapnel bursting over them at intervals.
-
-The _Havelock_ lay at anchor quite close to these men.
-
-"If I were running the show," the China Doll suggested confidently, "I
-should----" But how success could have been achieved will never be
-known, for "eight bells" struck, lunch waited down in the gun-room, and
-the China Doll knew the disadvantage of a late start, so flew away like
-a "rigger".
-
-Many of the gun-room officers came up again after a hasty meal, and
-began examining the details of the extraordinary _Havelock_, when, all
-of a sudden, a spout of water flew up close to her.
-
-"Hello! What's that? There goes another! Someone's having a "go" at
-her. Look! Look at those two puffs of smoke amidships! She's been
-hit! Ah! She's getting under way--about time too."
-
-Her cable came in, and she slowly moved out of the way, signalling that
-three men had been wounded. One or two more spouts of water sprang up,
-but then they let her alone, and the water spouts began creeping towards
-the _Cornwall_--past her--over--back again--short. The _Cornwall_
-hastily got her anchor up, and circled away from that unpleasant spot;
-and then the little shells began falling quite close to the _Swiftsure_,
-at anchor only some four hundred yards away from the _Achates_.
-
-"Short! Short again! Hello! that hit--on her starboard quarter! I saw
-it bounce off--it's close to her ward-room! There's another! That went
-in! Look! you can see the hole--close to the water-line."
-
-"Look! Look! Look!" cries came from all round--it was getting exciting
-now--as three shells, one after the other, burst close to her for'ard
-funnel and the smoke of them drifted away.
-
-"She's getting it hot. She'll be off in a minute. Ah, she's shortening
-in!"
-
-They heard the _Swiftsure's_ buglers sounding "Action".
-
-"It will be our turn next," they laughed--a little nervously, as the
-_Swiftsure_ circled away towards the line of submarine-net buoys; and,
-sure enough, in a couple of minutes there came a loud, wailing, rushing
-noise, which seemed to pass between the foremast and next funnel, and a
-"flomp" as a shell fell into the water on the other side, some sixty
-yards away.
-
-They ducked and went down below, but not before another drawn-out wail
-ended in a "flomp" a hundred yards short of the ship. "Action Stations"
-sounded, and everyone cleared away to their quarters; the China Doll,
-very pale, and not enjoying himself at all, having to climb up the
-rigging to the fore-control top. He heard a shell coming, caught his
-breath, clung to the ratlines, and knew it would hit him. He heard it
-"flomp" into the sea behind him; and the irritated Gunnery-Lieutenant,
-coming up after him, hurried him up the rigging with angry oaths. "Get
-that range-finder uncovered. What's the range of that village? Quick!
-Quick! Quick! I've got nothing to fire at. There are no orders yet."
-
-Down on the foc's'le the Commander, the Bos'n, and a few men were
-getting up the anchor as fast as possible, and in five minutes off went
-the _Achates_.
-
-Directly these four ships began moving about, the Turks left off firing
-at them and threw shells at the transports lying farther out; but these
-lay at the extreme range of their guns, and that afternoon, at any rate,
-they made no hits. After a while they ceased firing, and the ships came
-back and anchored. The Hun, who had been away all this time in his
-steamboat, came down into the gun-room in a great state of excitement,
-as a shell had fallen within ten feet of his boat. The _Swiftsure_
-presently signalled that she had five men killed and fourteen wounded.
-News came from the _Grafton_, out beyond Suvla, round the northern
-corner, that she too had been shelled, and had lost nine men killed and
-twenty wounded--all these casualties caused by one small shell which
-came down a hatchway and burst among a crowd of men gathered there.
-
-"What a change, after six weeks of peace at Ieros!" Bubbles gurgled. "I
-don't think much of this war. I call it rotten."
-
-"Jolly uncivil of them--and our first day, too!" Uncle Podger said.
-
-"Whatever rhymes with _Achates_?" asked Rawlins, whose poetical genius
-had once more been roused. "'Not afraid is,' would do, but I can't fit
-it in; or 'What a day 'tis'--that's jolly difficult to fit in too."
-
-The rest of the afternoon passed quietly, and that evening the
-reconnoitring aeroplane which flew over from the island of Imbros--from
-the aerodrome at Kephalo--reported that she had seen the Turks digging
-emplacements for four big guns on the top of the ridge.
-
-"Well, that's not very cheering," Uncle Podger grimaced as he smoked a
-pipe in the Sub's cabin after dinner. "If they can make us shift about
-and keep under way with those small things, as they did this afternoon,
-they'll drive us out altogether with their big guns--and submarines will
-be waiting for us there."
-
-"We shall have to knock 'em out," the Sub said; "that's all."
-
-"We couldn't do it at Helles; I don't see how we are going to do it
-here," Uncle Podger said. "Did anyone see the guns that were firing at
-us?"
-
-The Sub shook his head. "I don't think so."
-
-They went back into the gun-room just in time to hear the China Doll
-plaintively saying: "I didn't like going up to the top one bit; a shell
-came very close to me;" and the others singing out: "What does your
-carcass matter? Wind up the gramophone and let's have a noise!"
-
-A most perfect night followed, and nearly everyone slept on deck; but
-hardly had they been turned off the quarter-deck next morning, when
-shells began whistling across the _Achates_, and off she had to go again
-to get away from them. These shells came from a 4.1-inch high-velocity
-gun, and gave about three seconds "notice" before they arrived. That
-morning, for the first time, the Turks turned a 5.9-inch gun on the
-shore--the same calibre gun as "Gallipoli Bill"--bursting high
-explosives with their tremendous roar, abreast the ship, on what was
-known as "New A" beach, a convenient little split in the rocks where
-most of the boats ran in, and close to where "Kangaroo Pier" was being
-built. These shells fell almost vertically and did very little harm,
-but their noise was extremely disconcerting.
-
-That evening the battleship _Venerable_ arrived, and next day the
-_Achates_ became more or less of a depot ship for the Naval transport
-officers, the Harbour-master, the surveying officers, and (as Uncle
-Podger said, when their midshipmen "assistants" and the midshipmen of
-all the "stray" pickets came to live in her)--a "home for lost dogs".
-The gun-room was again invaded by tired, weary snotties, in their grimy
-Condy's-fluid-stained uniforms, who, when they were not eating, lay
-about on the leather cushions and odd corners, and slept. The Pimple
-and the China Doll were almost reduced to tears when they thought how
-the gun-room stores would disappear once more.
-
-It was a depressing day; they could not call the gun-room their own.
-They heard of the fall of Warsaw; nothing seemed able to stop the German
-advance through Poland and Galicia; and this new landing gave not any
-hope of success.
-
-"Oh, bother it all! Stick another needle in, China Doll, and start that
-rotten gramophone," they said.
-
-At the mention of gramophone the Lamp-post would always slink out of the
-Mess.
-
-The Turks had left them alone that day--as far as shells were concerned;
-but Fritz, the submarine, evading the patrolling trawlers, let go a
-torpedo at the balloon ship--the _Manica_--outside, beyond the nets.
-
-A plaintive signal came from her that a torpedo had passed underneath
-her, and a submarine had been seen from the balloon--that yellow
-monstrosity waggling above her. That meant another interval for
-excitement, and a manning of the small guns in case Fritz took it into
-his head to pop up his periscope anywhere near. The balloon was hauled
-down, and off went the _Manica_ to seek protection behind the "net" at
-Kephalo, in Imbros Island.
-
-More shells came along on the Sunday morning, just when the Honourable
-Mess, clothed only in towels, clamoured for "next turn" at the little
-baths. Again the ships had to get under way, and the _Swiftsure_
-reported one hit, without casualties. It was a quaint crowd of undraped
-young officers who gathered behind the six inches of armour round Y1
-casemate, and waited for the "sh--sh--plonk" of the Turks' shells to
-cease, and the bugle to sound the "carry on", before they rushed back to
-complete their toilet. Don't imagine that the ships took their insults
-"lying down". They blazed away at where the guns were reported to be, or
-where they thought they were; but as you should know by now, it was
-practically impossible to spot them; and, in time, everybody learnt that
-the best thing to do was to plug a few shells into Anafarta village
-(keeping clear of the Red Crescent flags which decorated it), where one
-shrewdly expected that the Turkish Head-quarters Staff and its German
-"pals" had comfortable "diggings". A few shells there, delicately
-placed, generally had the desired effect. One could almost imagine the
-German Staff Officer (when shells began knocking down the houses round
-him) cursing: "Gott im Himmel! it's not good enough being bothered like
-this. Telephone to that confounded battery to leave 'em alone, till
-I've finished my breakfast; it's not doing any good, anyway."
-
-That Sunday afternoon our troops tried to advance along the ridge beyond
-Suvla Point, and did make some headway; but they came up against a
-wretched redoubt, a thousand yards from Jephson's Post, crammed with
-machine-guns, and were brought to a standstill.
-
-The _Talbot_ and the _Swiftsure_ did most of the covering work; but the
-Turkish trenches up there, and that redoubt, were so protected by the
-folds and curvatures of the hills that their high-velocity guns were
-very ineffective.
-
-When this business was finished, "Cuthbert", the hostile aeroplane, came
-over from Maidos, and made a "bee-line" for the balloon ship once more.
-As he approached, the _Manica_ commenced hauling down the balloon and
-its observers, and simply screeched at "Cuthbert" with her maxims; but
-the aeroplane did not take anything seriously, plumped down two bombs
-within half a mile of her--not nearer--appeared to be perfectly content,
-and went home again, followed by some very pretty shrapnel from the
-_Talbot_.
-
-There was very heavy firing on shore on the extreme left that night--all
-through the night--and by the morning the soldiers had lost the ground
-they had gained the day before.
-
-In the usual "strafe" that morning, two shells hit the _Achates_ without
-causing any casualties; but by now it had become thoroughly understood
-that if the ships remained where they were, and did not get up anchor
-and move about, the Turks would soon leave off shooting at them. So,
-from now onwards, ships seldom shifted billet during these frequent
-shellings. This may have spoilt the Turks' amusement--for it must have
-been most amusing to the Turkish gunners to see them scurrying about the
-harbour--but the constant shifting became too boring altogether. The
-poor old distilling ship--the _Bacchus_--and the _Ajax_, a store ship,
-came in for the worst time. The Turks had a special "down" on them
-both, and seldom a day went by without them being hit, first of all with
-small "stuff", and, later on, by 5.9-inch shells.
-
-Fritz put in another appearance that Monday morning, and had another
-"go" at the balloon ship--the _Hector_ this time--but something had gone
-wrong, as before, with the "balance chamber" of his torpedo, and it
-gracefully dived underneath her. However, she hauled down the balloon
-in a hurry--she thought the "balance chamber" of the next torpedo might
-be in better working order--and inside the submarine net she came, only
-to be driven out again by shells which flew chirpily over the _Achates_,
-and dropped all round her. A lucky shot in the balloon--and "finish"
-that--so up came her anchor, and she pushed across to Kephalo.
-
-On the Tuesday everyone became heartily sick of the "retire" bugle. The
-Turks seemed unusually generous that day. They shelled the _Achates_ at
-half-past six; they rested until the Honourable Mess had commenced their
-breakfast, when "swish--sh--sh--flomp" went a shell just alongside, and
-the wretched bugle sounded again. At ten o'clock, at half-past twelve,
-and twice during the afternoon they disturbed everyone; and when they
-had packed up for the day, "Cuthbert" came along and made a most
-deliberate attempt to bomb her. She circled overhead twice, and on each
-occasion dropped bombs which fell with the sounds of express trains and
-burst, one about a hundred yards and the other about forty yards away.
-
-"It's not very restful, is it?" the little Padre said wistfully, as he
-joined, for the fifth time that day, the little crowd of "idlers" who
-were taking cover behind the after turret during the last spell of
-shelling.
-
-It wasn't. The continued strain became most intensely wearisome, and
-affected a great many people very noticeably. For more than three weeks
-the _Achates_ had these wretched shells coming round and over her, at
-intervals, practically every day. It was the noise of them which became
-so trying--the noise, and the wondering where "that one" would hit.
-
-Perhaps, in the gun-room, the most marked effect was the smartness with
-which everyone "turned out" in the morning (they slept on the
-quarter-deck), looked to see if the sun had risen behind Anafarta, and
-scampered down to get his bath and be dressed before those beastly
-shells came round. Breakfast became a remarkably punctual meal, for the
-Turks liked to have their little joke at half-past eight; and no one in
-the gun-room, except the Sub, Bubbles, and sometimes Uncle Podger, could
-stay and enjoy their food if that side of the ship swung to the shore,
-and the "swish--sh--sh--flomp" of those shells came through the scuttles
-in her thin side.
-
-"Divisions", at half-past nine, had to be held out of sight, in the
-battery, for the temptation always proved too great for the Turks when
-they saw men falling in on the quarter-deck or fo'c'sle.
-
-On one memorable occasion when, "divisions" having been reported correct
-to Captain Macfarlane, the men were all marched aft on to the
-quarter-deck for prayers, the ship's company made one almighty "duck" as
-a shell came over them and burst not ten yards away in the water. If
-eye-witnesses speak the truth, the only people who did not "duck" on
-that occasion were Captain Macfarlane--who made the excuse that "he had
-been rather deaf for the last few days"--and the little Padre, who
-apologized most profusely that he had been so busy trying to prevent the
-wind blowing his surplice round his neck, that he hadn't noticed it.
-
-At any rate, after that, "divisions" and prayers were held in the
-battery out of sight.
-
-The people who had the most unpleasant time were the signalmen on the
-fore-bridge, the telegraphist in the "wireless" room on the
-shelter-deck, and the people on watch on the quarter-deck.
-
-"What am I to do?" the Sub growled to Uncle Podger one day. "Here we
-have half a dozen boats round the gangways, a couple of hundred men
-working about the upper deck, and along comes a jumping Jimmy of a shell
-and flops fifty yards short of the ship--then another, a hundred or a
-couple of hundred over. It may be all a mistake--they may be coaxing
-them along to the distilling ship--and the next may fall a thousand
-yards over. How am I to know? What am I to do? If I don't stop work
-and sound the 'retire', then the next one will probably come 'splosh'
-into our chaps and lay half a dozen of them out. Then what will the
-Commander say?--losing his best hands perhaps; and the Skipper will want
-to know why I didn't clear 'em all off the upper deck. It's worrying;
-that's what it is!"
-
-"My dear chap," said Uncle Podger, "I'll tell you exactly what I feel.
-When I go on deck I am certain that those Turkish gunner chaps over
-there on the hills sing out 'Hello! here comes the most valuable clerk
-in the whole British Navy; any of you chaps got a spare round to have a
-'pot' at him?' I walk up and down the quarter-deck with my ears cocked
-towards the shore to hear that beastly whining swish--a shell or two
-will fall in the water--those big chaps, with their infernal
-thunder-clap, burst on the shore--and I gradually find myself edging
-away to the hatchway, and going down to the office or the gun-room,
-where I can't hear the things so plainly. It gets on my nerves, I can
-tell you that."
-
-Whatever happens, the routine of the ship's work must be carried on: the
-decks are scrubbed; the hands fall in; they work about the upper deck,
-splicing wires, scraping paintwork, repairing boats, overhauling
-gear--all the thousand-and-one jobs which have to be done; boats have to
-be called away, and go about their business; the meat, potatoes, and
-bread have to be served out; the office work has to go on just the same;
-the sick have to be attended and treated; the signalmen and upper-deck
-watch keepers have to keep their watches; the men have to have their
-meals and scrub the mess-decks; the cooks have to cook the ship's
-company's food; and all these routine duties go on, either without any
-protection whatever, in the open, or behind a half-inch of steel which
-won't "look at" a shell of any sort or description. A battleship or
-cruiser is designed to fight an action which may last for an hour or for
-five hours, but, at the end of that time, life on board reverts to its
-ordinary routine--as far as it may. She is not intended or designed to
-be constantly under shell-fire for weeks at a time.
-
-The Pink Rat, whose nerves had never recovered from his experience at
-"W" beach, frankly could not stand the spells of shelling; the China
-Doll grew restless and more baby-like than ever; the Pimple was nearly
-as bad; the Lamp-post hated the shells perhaps more than anyone, for he
-had a most vivid imagination, but he controlled his feelings
-wonderfully, and never showed the least outward sign of "nerves", except
-that he became more than usually boisterous after sunset--when all was
-peace. Rawlins and Bubbles treated the whole thing as a joke. "Don't
-think about 'em," Bubbles gurgled to the Pink Rat, "and then you won't
-worry." The Hun did not seem to trouble so long as he had something to
-do in his steam pinnace; he had to remember to live up to his D.S.C.,
-too. The Orphan, who felt he also had a reputation to keep up, worried
-very little either.
-
-The midshipmen in the boats and their crews had to carry on their usual
-work at all times. It sounds simple enough when talked about in a
-comfortable chair at home; but just put yourself in the place of a
-midshipman in a steamboat, with perhaps a lighter in tow, who is coming
-off from shore and sees a shell burst in the water fifty yards ahead of
-him, knows that another will come along in a few seconds, and has to
-take his boat through the swirl made by the first shell! Or, again, he
-sees a ship hit, or shells falling all round her, and has to take his
-boat alongside her, and, worse still, wait alongside her. This is what
-these midshipmen and their crews had constantly to do; and when they
-went inshore, shells were constantly dropping close to them, not only
-the small 4.1-inch, but the big high-explosives.
-
-The strain and the long hours caused many of these midshipmen to break
-down, but there was no instance that can be brought to mind when any of
-them showed the slightest sign of treating shells too "respectfully"
-when on duty.
-
-Don't imagine that the ships themselves remained idle all this time.
-One or other constantly fired at known gun positions, on enemy working
-parties, at convoys, at the enemy observation posts and trenches at
-Anafarta--in fact, at every target they could find or the Army point out
-to them. The monitors with long-range guns fired across at the Turkish
-transports and store ships anchored in The Narrows; the big ships
-constantly bombarded enemy camps and depots behind the hills, helped by
-spotting aeroplanes, for, of course, they could not see where their
-shells fell. Destroyers and the "Edgar" class constantly harassed the
-Turks along the coast.
-
-
-
-
- *CHAPTER XIX*
-
- *The Army again comes to a Standstill*
-
-
-Nearly every night, for the first week after the arrival of the
-_Achates_ at Suvla, reinforcements poured across from Mudros in
-"troop-carriers", fleet-sweepers, destroyers, and small cruisers. Among
-these came the veteran 29th Division--which had been brought up to fair
-strength by constant drafts from England--and also the 2nd Mounted
-Division--yeomanry who came to fight as infantry. These yeomen were men
-of such magnificent physique that the Syrian interpreter on board the
-_Achates_ told the Orphan that, though the pick of the Greek, Serbian,
-Bulgarian, and Turkish armies had come frequently under his observation,
-he had never seen such fine troops as these.
-
-One more attempt was to be made to advance and, if possible, gain
-possession of Anafarta.
-
-But to reach Anafarta, and the gap in the great semicircle of hills
-behind it, a whole series of smaller slopes and ridges, spurs and
-shoulders of the main hills, had to be seized first. Even without
-preparation for defence they formed a tremendous obstacle, and by this
-time the Turks had been digging and burrowing and wiring them, day and
-night, for a whole fortnight.
-
-From the main-top of the _Achates_, on the 20th August, these small
-ridges and slopes looked as though a huge colony of moles had been at
-work on them, and when the sun sank low over Imbros the barbed wire in
-front of these "mole runs" made glittering streaks along them.
-
-A terrible task it was, as everyone knew.
-
-However, one little hill, somewhat detached from the main line of
-defence, projected into the plain towards Chocolate Hill. This was Hill
-70, perhaps better known as "Scimitar Hill" from a broad, sweeping,
-burnt patch running up the near slope. If this hill could be stormed
-and held, it would assist further attacks on the main position.
-
-The 29th Division were told off to capture it.
-
-On Saturday, the 21st August, all dispositions were completed, and a
-little before two o'clock in the afternoon the four ships, the
-_Venerable_, _Swiftsure_, _Talbot_, and _Achates_, which had previously
-anchored in single line ahead, as close to the shore as possible,
-bombarded Scimitar Hill, "W" ridge beyond it, and every known or
-probable enemy gun position. The Army heavy guns assisted.
-
-In a very short time the Turks had to abandon many of their trenches;
-and if only it had been possible to continue bombarding until the
-attacking infantry had almost reached those trenches, the 29th Division
-might have stormed them without much loss.
-
-But this was not possible. For one thing, the range was too great--over
-four miles--to make certain of not hitting our own troops. The ships
-had to cease fire, and thus gave time for the Turks to rush back to
-their trenches and bring their machine-guns along with them.
-
-As the 29th Division advanced, some thirty or forty enemy guns opened on
-them with shrapnel and high explosives; and though a brigade stormed
-Scimitar Hill, its losses were so great that the remnant who gained the
-crest could not hold it against the tremendous whirlwind of fire from
-the higher ridges beyond and a fierce counter-attack.
-
-Farther along, to the right, the remainder of the 29th Division and the
-11th Division, attacking the southerly spurs of "W" ridge, gained a
-footing on them, but could not reach the crest.
-
-The flat ground over which they had just advanced with such heavy loss
-was thickly covered with scrub and trees, and the high-explosive shells
-bursting among them quickly set this scrub alight in several places.
-These fires much hampered the rapid bringing up of supports.
-
-At the commencement of the action, that division of dismounted yeomanry
-whose physique and bearing had so roused the admiration of all, was held
-in reserve behind Lala Baba, and rested there, in full view from the
-ships. At about half-past two or three o'clock these yeomen fell in,
-circled round the flank of Lala Baba, extended as they gained the open
-mud-flats of the Salt Lake, and commenced to advance across it towards
-Chocolate Hill. The Turkish gunners saw them almost immediately, and
-burst hundreds of shrapnel over their heads. No "gunners" could ask for
-a better target than these poor fellows made, and for twenty minutes
-they suffered terribly, without any hesitation or faltering in their
-ranks. To those who watched them from the main-top of the _Achates_, it
-was a wonderful relief when they gained the cover of the trees and thick
-scrub near Chocolate Hill and the shrapnel began to leave them alone.
-
-Abreast the _Achates_, and some half-mile from the beach, was a little
-green mound, dignified with the name of "Hill 10" on the military map.
-On the rear slope of this, a field-gun battery had been very active all
-the afternoon, and presently the Turks thought it about time to put a
-stop to this. They turned one or two 5.9-inch guns on to Hill 10, and
-simply plastered it with high-explosive shells, bursting them with their
-horrid, rending thunder-claps every few seconds among the field-guns and
-the limbers in rear. For half an hour those field-guns pluckily went on
-firing, but they did not know where the big shells were coming
-from--nobody did--so none of the ships could help them, and at length
-they were compelled to cease fire and the gunners to take shelter.
-
-"What are they? New Army or Territorials?" asked Uncle Podger. None
-knew; but, whoever they were, they put up a most plucky fight.
-
-By five o'clock the smoke from the bush fires obscured the whole field
-of battle between Chocolate and Scimitar Hills, and, though the rattle
-of musketry and machine-guns went on continuously, no more of the fight
-could be seen from the _Achates_--only the ambulance wagons coming
-across the Salt Lake, and the stretcher-parties clearing away the
-wounded yeomanry.
-
-By dusk the flames of these bush fires showed up plainly, and as
-darkness fell on that fateful day they lighted up the whole plain,
-Chocolate Hill and Lala Baba standing out black against them. They
-burnt fiercely, the flames eating their way along the plain, running
-this way, then that; and on board ship one could only grimly conjecture
-what was happening to the helpless wounded cut off by them--and keep the
-horrors of one's thoughts to oneself, if one could.
-
-Fighting went on all that night; and by dawn the attacking divisions had
-fallen back to their original positions in front of Chocolate Hill,
-except on the right, where the 11th Division maintained a point some six
-hundred yards in advance.
-
-From that day no serious attempt was made to advance, and the idea of
-forcing a way across to the Dardanelles was for all practical purposes
-abandoned. From now onwards, trench warfare commenced, and continued
-until the definite abandonment of The Great Adventure.
-
-All that Saturday afternoon and all that Saturday night a continual
-stream of wounded were brought to "Wounded A" beach, attended to, and as
-fast as possible sent off to hospital ships. The Hun with his steam
-pinnace, and a couple of boats in tow, helped cope with the enormous
-amount of work. At dawn next morning the Orphan relieved him, and by
-Sunday night very nearly six thousand wounded had been evacuated. They
-all went to hospital ships, but only the serious cases and the severe
-leg injuries stayed there. The others, who could walk, crossed over the
-hospital ships from one side to the other, and went down into trawlers
-waiting alongside. These, when full, steamed across to Kephalo, on
-Imbros Island, and landed them there.
-
-It now became generally understood that the Germans and Austrians
-intended to break through Serbia, march across Bulgaria, and join hands
-with the Turks. The Bulgarians were much more likely to assist than
-resist them; and it did not require any great strain on the mental
-powers of the military experts in the gun-room to enable them to realize
-that, once the Turks obtained heavy guns and an ample supply of
-ammunition, they could drive us and the French off the Peninsula.
-
-It was anything but a pleasant prospect, especially with the autumn fast
-approaching, and the fierce winter gales which would make the landing of
-stores impossible.
-
-A peaceful three days followed this battle of the 21st August. The
-Turks had probably expended all their ammunition and were busy
-replenishing their magazines. At any rate, three days later they
-shelled the harbour and the ships very lavishly. The _Venerable_ had a
-man killed and some wounded, and the _Swiftsure_ had a man wounded by a
-fragment of a shell which burst on the _Venerable's_ fo'c'sle. From
-this date they always managed to spare the ships a few rounds--at the
-usual hours--every day. They killed an unfortunate stoker in the
-_Achates_ soon after this. The crew were at "Action Stations", and he
-had gone on to the mess-deck to make certain that his fire-hose had been
-screwed on properly, when a shell coming in through the side (it
-actually burst on the edge of a scuttle) took off his head.
-
-They then attempted a night attack on our left flank. Firing burst out
-suddenly one night just after eight o'clock, and though the Honourable
-Mess had not yet reached the "pudding" stage of their dinner they rushed
-up on deck to see what was happening--all of them. That fact alone
-proves that the noise of rifles, machine-guns, and shells must have been
-considerable.
-
-A most brilliant spectacle this firing made. Many young officers in the
-trenches, on both sides, kindly contributed hundreds of pretty star
-shells; the Turks burst a very large number of shrapnel most
-picturesquely; the destroyer _Grampus_, out beyond the bay, lighted up
-the ridge near the Bench Mark with her search-light; the army field-guns
-did what they could to aid the display, and the _Swiftsure_ obliged with
-four rounds of 7.5-inch shrapnel to give _eclat_ to the occasion.
-
-From a pyrotechnic point of view the scene from the quarter-deck of the
-_Achates_ could not have been improved, nor could the orchestra of
-rifles, field-guns, maxims, and trench bombs.
-
-But the attack evidently lacked backbone. Rifle-firing raged up and
-down the lines, but it never reached the pitch of inarticulate firing
-and determination which marked those night attacks at Helles. As a
-matter of fact, the Turks never left their trenches; and even before the
-laconic signal came from shore: "Situation well in hand", that
-well-known military expert, the China Doll, not seeing in the dark that
-Captain Macfarlane happened to be standing next to him, lisped out:
-"That's nothing; it's nothing like those other shows at "W" beach; they
-don't mean anything; I'm going down to finish dinner." Captain
-Macfarlane thanked him very gravely: "I am much obliged to you, Mr.
-Stokes" (which perhaps you remember was the China Doll's name), "you
-have relieved my anxieties immensely." The wretched China Doll
-disappeared down the hatchway like a shot rabbit.
-
-Now there was a cocksure young subaltern of the New Army at Suvla to
-whom the whole art of warfare had become an open book. He claimed
-relationship with the Lamp-post, and, on the strength of that, came off
-at times to get a decent meal and a bath. There was also a certain
-5.9-inch gun hidden away somewhere near Anafarta which enjoyed throwing
-high-explosive shells into the "so-called" "Rest Camp", and this young
-officer had suffered frequent annoyance from them. He became a little
-peevish, and made sarcastic remarks about naval gunnery not much to the
-liking of the Honourable Mess, especially one day when the _Swiftsure_
-had nearly broken her Gunnery-Lieutenant's susceptible heart by not
-knocking out this particular gun after some fifteen rounds. They
-explained gently to him that the gun could not be seen from the ships,
-and that, at five and a half miles, firing at
-"where-it-was-thought-to-be" did not give much chance of hitting it.
-
-One afternoon, when he happened to be aboard, a French aeroplane, with
-engine troubles, planed down to the beach beyond Lala Baba, and could
-not get away. She had not been there for ten minutes when the Turks
-commenced dropping shell round her.
-
-"Now you'll see how easy it is," the Lamp-post said ironically.
-"Remember, the Turks can see that aeroplane--they can see it with the
-naked eye. We can't see 'Anafarta Annie' through a telescope." Well,
-they counted more than a hundred and fifty shell--shrapnel and
-common--fired within the next thirty-five minutes, and the aeroplane
-appeared not to have been touched.
-
-At least they thought the "Young Friend" might apologize, but he only
-laughed: "Well, at any rate, you Navy chaps aren't the rottenest shots
-in the world."
-
-"I do hope 'Annie' drops one in his 'dug-out'," the Hun said angrily,
-when he went ashore. "Don't you ever ask him off again, Lamp-post, or
-we'll work the gramophone at meals."
-
-"I never do ask him; he comes," the Lamp-post smiled.
-
-"Annie", so the Observation Post nearest to Anafarta reported, lived in
-a tunnel or deep gully, and when her crew wanted to do a "hate" they ran
-her out on rails, fired her, and ran her back again. It was also said
-that if shells fell anywhere near her, the crew used to run across to a
-little white house about a hundred and fifty yards away, and take cover
-there. So one morning the Gunnery-Lieutenant of the _Swiftsure_, always
-ready to woo a fair lady, "went" for her; and when he thought her crew
-had probably run her back into her tunnel and gone across to their cosy
-little white house, he peppered that with 14-pounder shells. No one can
-go on with this game--at five and a half miles--for ever; and when the
-_Swiftsure_ ceased firing, "Annie's" crew, appreciating the humour of it
-all, ran back to her, fetched her out (presumably), and dropped half a
-dozen high-explosive shells among the mules and stacks of bully-beef
-boxes above "A" beach.
-
-They were full of noisy humour, these Turks; but what did jar on their
-nerves was the sight of a battleship or cruiser coaling. They objected
-most strongly, and always burst shrapnel over, and dropped shell at the
-"coaling" ship directly the collier had come alongside and she had
-commenced that dirty job.
-
-They also had a rooted objection to the _Arno_, a trim little destroyer
-attached to the General Headquarters Staff; and whenever she anchored
-inside the "net" they did their best to make her feel uncomfortable.
-She might have always had the General Head-quarters Staff on board, to
-judge by the persistent way they plugged at her.
-
-And as for Jephson's Post, up there on the top of the ridge, on the
-left, they took a positive dislike to it and to the Naval Observation
-Station, just below it. This Observation Station was manned by some
-naval ratings and two naval officers--a gaunt, hawk-like Commander and a
-Lieutenant-Commander belonging to other ships. These two took duty in
-turns--three days "on" and three days "off". The three days "off" they
-spent on board the _Achates_, sleeping most of the time.
-
-This post was constantly under fire from heavy and light guns. It also
-received all the "overs" and the stray bullets fired from the Turks,
-farther along the ridge, at Jephson's Post and the trenches in front of
-it, so it was not at all a "health" resort.
-
-"The view in the early morning is charming," said one of the Observation
-officers; "and but for the fact that I'm certain there's a dead mule or
-a dead 'something' among the bushes somewhere near--has been there for
-the last fortnight--and that we get something like thirty to forty shell
-over it every day--often more--it wouldn't be half bad."
-
-Another Naval Observation Station had been established on Chocolate
-Hill, and to visit either of these positions made exciting afternoon
-walks and climbs, whenever any of the Honourable Mess ventured ashore.
-On one occasion the Lamp-post and the Orphan landed at "A West" beach
-one afternoon, and walked up to the Observation Post near Jephson's
-Post. Pretty hard going it was, under the hot sun and along the sandy
-mule-track which wound up the lower slopes among the concealed
-field-guns. Then they had to climb along a steep path, with a parapet on
-the enemy side, till they came to the second line of trenches, and heard
-the intermittent sniping close to them. In the morning the Post had
-been severely shelled, and they found the Commander lying flat on the
-ridge, some forty yards away from it, behind a natural parapet of rocks,
-reinforced by some sand-bags, his telephone box close to him.
-
-"You must have had a warm time of it this morning, sir," they said
-admiringly.
-
-"That was all right. I was here all the time. There wouldn't have been
-much left of me if I had stayed there. Come along and see." He took
-them back below the ridge, climbed up to the rear of the Post--a little
-three-sided affair, partly made out of large stones and sand-bags piled
-on each other, partly of natural rocks, with a timber and sand-bag roof
-over it all.
-
-"Pretty untidy, isn't it, here? You can have the base of that
-shell--one of this morning's little lot; if you hunt round, you'll find
-another somewhere, I expect. They keep their eye on this place; I
-shouldn't wonder if they are watching us now. Let's put back some of
-these rock things."
-
-The front parapet had been partially knocked down that morning, so that
-the "observing" loophole was now four or five feet wide. If they could
-see him when there was only a small loophole, thought the Lamp-post,
-they'll be able to see us, all right, now. They had just finished piling
-up the last of the stones and sand-bags in their old places---more or
-less--when the accustomed ears of the Commander caught the sound of a
-Turkish gun.
-
-"That's my gun!" he cried, throwing himself down. "Lie down. That will
-be short," he said coolly, as they heard the "swish--h--h" of an
-approaching shell. "Short, not very; keep down, some of the bits may
-come in."
-
-"Whump" burst the shell about thirty yards below them, and something
-rattled against the parapet they had just built up. The stinging smell
-of smoke came in through the crevices.
-
-"Scoot out of it!" the Commander said, scrambling to his feet, and
-taking them down to where they had found him at first--soldiers dashing
-for cover all along the ridge. "Keep close in behind those rocks," he
-said, as they lay down, and he peered out between his sand-bags.
-
-"I thought so. The same two old guns, on the far side of the 'Rectory
-Field'. They've shifted 'em since the morning. They've fired again.
-They keep those two especially for my benefit."
-
-"Whump" burst a shell, then another, up along the ridge, somewhere close
-to the Observation Post, whilst the hawk-like Commander rapidly took
-"angles" with his sextant, and examined the squares and dots on his
-military map.
-
-Then he rang up the Naval Observation Post, and giving them the new
-position of the guns told them to ask _Swiftsure_ to try a few rounds.
-
-"Keep down!" he sang out to the two boys. "Snuggle up to those rocks.
-Those chaps sometimes try lower down the slope."
-
-During the next quarter of an hour some fifteen or sixteen shells burst
-close to the old Observation Post, and the Orphan wriggled to a place
-where he could look down, across the harbour, to where the _Swiftsure_,
-_Venerable_, and _Achates_ lay. They did look small.
-
-"Hello! there goes one from the _Swiftsure_," he cried, and wriggled
-farther round to see if its shell went anywhere near those guns that had
-been firing.
-
-"Twenty yards short--good shot!" the Commander sang out. "They'll fire
-another, if either of the guns are loaded---- Yes--there they go--keep
-down! Then they'll pack up."
-
-"B-r-r--whomp" burst a shell, just as the _Swiftsure_ fired again, and
-they watched for her shell to burst. "I believe that's a hit; if it
-wasn't, it was jolly close. Go up and see what damage they have done;
-it's perfectly safe now."
-
-The two midshipmen scrambled to their feet and made their way up to the
-old Observation Post, whilst the Commander busied himself with the
-telephone.
-
-"My aunt! Look, Lampy!" sang out the Orphan, who reached it first.
-"Jolly lucky that we didn't stay!"
-
-They had a difficulty in crawling in, because two of the balks of timber
-had been blown down at one end. All those stones and sand-bags they had
-replaced twenty minutes ago lay scattered on the ground--some outside
-among the bushes, others inside. In one torn and half-emptied sand-bag
-they found the fuse of the shell which had apparently done the damage.
-It was still warm.
-
-"Oh, look! there's your stick! You must have left it. Look! That will
-be a bit of a curio, won't it?"
-
-"It isn't mine; it's the Pink Rat's," the Lamp-post grinned, as he
-picked up the two pieces. "I wish it had been mine."
-
-They took the broken pieces and went back to the Commander. "They've
-knocked it about no end, sir. It's lucky we didn't stay there. You'll
-have to give it up, won't you, sir?"
-
-"Oh no! rather not. I shall use it again to-morrow; but I shan't touch
-it--leave it just as it is. Probably I'll put some sand-bags here,
-where they can see them, and let them pot at this place instead. Come
-along, we'll give you a drop of tea, down in my 'dug-out'. The
-_Swiftsure_ has finished firing."
-
-"Did she hit either of them?" they asked.
-
-"Went jolly close," he said. "I rather fancy she did hit one, but it's
-very difficult to say for certain."
-
-The Commander's "dug-out" was some fifty yards below the crest of the
-ridge, and out of sight of Suvla Bay and the plain of Anafarta. From it
-the Lamp-post looked over the Gulf of Zeros, the Bulgarian and Turkish
-coast-lines, and, on the left, the lofty island of Samothrace, rearing
-its crest above the clouds. Down in the sea at his feet--some five
-hundred feet below him--the _Grampus_, destroyer, steamed slowly along
-to protect the extreme left flank of the army, which extended from
-behind Jephson's Post to the actual beach. Beyond her, either the
-_Grafton_ or the _Theseus_ came slowly along towards Suvla Point,
-pushing through the glittering water. Trawlers and drifters, with their
-reddish-brown mizzen-sails giving a peaceful and home-like appearance to
-the beautiful view, patrolled very, very slowly the stretches of the
-Gulf between Samothrace and the Peninsula.
-
-From this "dug-out" the ground sloped very abruptly to the sea, its
-surface composed of scattered rocks interspersed with coarse bushes.
-The bivouacs of the brigade in reserve were here, and hundreds of men
-lay about smoking, talking, and mending their clothes, or fast asleep.
-Bathing parties went down to the sea, chattering noisily, or scrambled
-back, half naked, to dry themselves in the sun.
-
-As the two snotties drank their tea, two men on stretchers were carried
-past, on their way to a Dressing Station, a little way below and to the
-left. One man smoked a cigarette and looked quite cheery; the head of
-the other lay back oddly on the stretcher, with that horrid grey colour
-on his face--he was dead.
-
-"Have another cup of tea? I'm sorry there's no cake," the Commander
-said. "Those infernal snipers get some fifteen or twenty of our chaps
-up here every day. They paint themselves green--their hands and
-faces--dress up in green clothes, or fix themselves up in twigs and
-leaves. They're plucky chaps, I must say. We found one chap, down in
-the plain, the other day, over there"--and he jerked his thumb up the
-ridge towards Anafarta--"we found him half a mile inside our lines, up a
-tree, lashed to a branch. One of our chaps happened to be walking back
-from the trenches, and walked right under the tree; thought he heard a
-noise, looked up and saw him. Luckily he had his rifle, so he shot him,
-but had to climb the tree and cut him clear before the body fell to the
-ground. On one side of that Turk hung a basket with a few figs in it,
-and on the other side a basket full of cartridge cases. Most of them
-were empty, so that he must have had a pretty good 'run' for his money."
-
-A messenger came to say that the Turks were commencing their usual
-evening "hate" on the beaches and ships. "Well, you'd better get along
-back," he said. "Now, don't play the fool. For the first few hundred
-yards past the Observation Post you will be in full view of their
-firing-trench along the ridge; so don't loiter. I must be off to see
-whether any of those guns have shifted since yesterday. Good-bye!"
-
-So back they went, with the base of one shell, the fuse of another, and
-that broken stick belonging to the Pink Rat. As they neared the beach,
-big shells kept dropping on it, so they waited a little while before
-going down to "A West". A friendly A.S.C. sergeant invited them into
-his roomy "dug-out"; and luckily they did go in, for shrapnel began
-bursting very close, and an empty case buried itself in some ground
-between two lines of mules, not twenty yards away.
-
-Flies had been bad up in the Commander's "dug-out". Here they were ten
-times worse--worse even than they had been before they left "W" beach at
-Cape Helles.
-
-Having added to their trophies that empty shrapnel case (the A.S.C.
-sergeant had sent across a couple of Indians belonging to his transport
-column to dig it up), and the firing having ceased, they presently found
-themselves in the Hun's steam pinnace, on their way off to the ship.
-
-You can imagine that these two young officers had a good deal to talk
-about when they did get on board. Neither of them had much chance of
-going ashore, because, after the first few days, so many of the original
-midshipmen of the "stray" boats broke down and had to be sent back to
-their ships, that they were almost constantly employed in steam-boats.
-
-There were the "night patrols", when they steamed, up and down, along
-the line of submarine-net buoys, from sunset to sunrise--fearfully
-tedious and monotonous work, only enlivened by the very occasional
-submarine "scares". Some trawler or drifter--out beyond--would think
-she had seen one, and fire two Very's lights; and then there would be a
-hustle and a bustle, and the patrolling picket-boats with their maxims
-would dash up and down, in case Fritz came along, and they could get a
-shot at his periscope. For some days the Orphan had to take charge of
-the Harbour-master's picket-boat, and used to spend most of his nights
-outside the nets, often in a lumpy, unpleasant sea, meeting
-troop-carriers coming across with reinforcements, or store ships--all
-according to programme--and imploring their Captains to go _between_ the
-two lights on the buoys at the submarine-net "gate"; not that the
-troop-carriers ever made mistakes--they had had too much practice--but
-some of these store ships seemed incapable of coming in without fouling
-the net, picking up some of it with their screws, and giving twenty-four
-hours' work hacking it clear and then repairing it. Most of the
-daylight hours during that time the Orphan spent in sleep, but not all
-by a long chalk, for things were always going wrong with a line of
-lighters supporting some borrowed torpedo-nets, and the Harbour-master
-was always wanting to go along and see what could be done. As these
-lighters were constantly being shelled, this was a most unpleasant job.
-
-One evening, after snatching a couple of hours' sleep, he found that a
-3-pounder gun had been mounted in the bows of his boat, and the usual
-maxim taken away.
-
-"Hello!" he said to the coxswain. "What's this for?"
-
-"I fancy we're going to hunt for Fritz to-night, sir."
-
-"Why, has he been round to-day?"
-
-"He fired a torpedo at the _Jonquil_ this afternoon, sir; somewhere
-round the left flank, sir."
-
-When the Orphan climbed on board to find out more news, he ran across
-the Sub on the quarterdeck.
-
-"Hello, my jumping Jimmy! I was looking for you. We've got to go away
-to-night and see if Fritz goes to sleep in Ejelmar Bay--about seven
-miles along the coast, round Suvla Point. He's been making a nuisance
-of himself again. What kind of a coxswain have you?"
-
-"Not particularly good," the Orphan said. "He's not very fond of
-shells."
-
-"Hum! I suppose we can't change him," the Sub said, scratching his
-head. "I've got Bowditch, the gunner's mate, coming along to run the
-3-pounder, so that will be all right." Then, bursting with excitement,
-he thumped the Orphan's chest. "My perishing Orphan! Just fancy if we
-bag a submarine!"
-
-"Promotion for you, too," grinned the Orphan.
-
-"I hadn't thought of that," beamed the Sub. "Wouldn't that be grand?"
-
-They were interrupted by a signalman running aft. "Hostile aeroplane,
-sir!" he called out. The "guard call" sounded, and the marines began
-tumbling up the hatchways with their rifles.
-
-It was "Cuthbert", the aeroplane, coming along for his evening visit;
-but this time he was not bothering his head about the ships at Suvla,
-but flew past at a great height, evidently off to Kephalo, in Imbros
-Island, twelve miles across the water, to try and drop a bomb on the
-aerodromes there, or on the General Headquarters Camp.
-
-"We aren't going away until nearly midnight," the Sub said, as they
-watched "Cuthbert" growing smaller and smaller. Suddenly there was a
-shout of "Hello! One of ours is after him! Look! He's heading him
-off!"
-
-Sure enough, they saw another dot against the blue sky rapidly closing
-"Cuthbert", who had evidently seen him and swerved to the right.
-
-As far as they could see, the English aeroplane was the higher of the
-two, though a long distance separated them.
-
-"Hello! Look there! He's coming back! Look! He's dropped his bombs"
-(two spouts of water flew up on the sea). "He'll get away now!"
-
-With the weight of the bombs "off" him, "Cuthbert" came back very fast,
-and presently the English machine gave up the long, stern chase and
-turned back to Kephalo.
-
-"Well, they stopped him dropping bombs there," the Orphan grinned.
-
-Just before midnight--pitch-dark it was--the Sub, the Orphan, and
-Bowditch, the gunner's mate, climbed down into the picket-boat and
-pushed off. They steamed outside, turned to the right, and, half an hour
-later, met the _Grampus_ destroyer--the left-flank-guard destroyer--who
-piloted them along the coast-line for some seven miles. Then she
-stopped. Her skipper shouted across, through a megaphone: "We're right
-opposite it now. Off you go. I'll wait for you."
-
-In they went--very slowly, to prevent making a noise, and so as not to
-bump anything in the dark--eventually finding themselves in a bay, with
-high cliffs all round it. Here the darkness was more intense than ever,
-and all was absolutely silent. They "felt" round the cliffs at one
-side, going dead slow, but not a trace of Fritz could they find. Then
-they pushed across to the opposite cliff, where there was a lighter
-patch--probably a break in the cliffs--and just as they had searched
-this other side, a most startling crackling of musketry burst out from
-the direction of that lighter patch, and bullets fairly hummed round
-their ears. The coxswain put his helm hard over as the Sub roared for
-the engines to go full speed ahead, and the picket-boat naturally began
-turning a circle, and would have headed for the foot of the cliffs in a
-moment or two, had not the Orphan swung the helm back again. The Sub,
-coming back from the bows, where he and Bowditch had been "standing by"
-the 3-pounder and looking for Fritz, took the wheel from him, and
-steered out into the open.
-
-"My! but that was warm," the Sub said, drawing a deep breath. "That was
-the hottest bit of fire I've had yet; it beats Ajano. I've never heard
-so many bullets at the same time. Phew! One lucky shot, and the boat
-might have been disabled."
-
-"We don't have much luck, do we?" the Orphan said, when he had recovered
-his normal state of mind.
-
-"No, we don't. Still, there wasn't a submarine there--of that I'm
-certain. We were sent to find that out--so never mind. Phew! That was
-hotter than I liked it--it was. I can't think how they missed us."
-
-The _Grampus_ escorted the picket-boat back to Suvla Point, and just
-after the sun had risen and the hands had been turned out, she ran under
-the stern of the _Achates_, and the Sub and the Orphan climbed up the
-"jumping-ladder".
-
-The Lamp-post, with a relief crew, stood waiting to take over the
-picket-boat.
-
-"No luck, Lampy; nothing doing," the Orphan said. But his pal was too
-interested watching the colour effect of the sunrise on the mountain top
-of Samothrace--to the right of Imbros--and made the tired Orphan look at
-it too. "Bother old Samothrace, Lampy! I want something to eat. I
-hope they won't start shelling _us_" (a big shell had just burst on the
-beach, opposite the ship) "till I've had a bath and my breakfast. Where
-are you going?"
-
-"They ran a lighter ashore at 'C' beach last night, and I've to go and
-clear her, and try to get her off."
-
-"C" beach was round Nebuchadnezzar Point, out of sight behind Lala Baba,
-and the Turks shelled most things that went there--at any odd hour of
-the day.
-
-"Poor old Lampy! They'll start shelling you directly you go there--they
-did me yesterday. Bath--breakfast--sleep--that's what I'm going to do.
-Nighty! Nighty!"
-
-"Swish-sh-sh--flom-p" went a shell, half-way between the distilling ship
-and the _Achates_.
-
-"R-r-r-omp" burst a high explosive on the beach. Another shell, falling
-into the water close to the _Achates_, burst, and the smoke drifted
-along the surface to her bows.
-
-"Bugler! Bugler! Sound the 'Retire'!" sang out Mr. Meredith, on watch.
-"Get away in that boat of yours," he told the Lamp-post, as the old crew
-came up the jumping-ladder, and the relief crew waited to take their
-place. "Coal and water her when this 'show's' finished."
-
-"Good luck to 'C' beach and the lighter, old Lampy! Don't duck when
-they come along. Nighty! Nighty!" the Orphan called out to him, and
-went below, as another wailing swish sighed through the air over the
-ship.
-
-Outside X2 casemate the China Doll leant against the thin armour, with
-his sponge and soap in his hand and a towel round him. "Where are those
-horrid shell dropping? Anywhere near us?" he asked, blinking his eyes.
-
-The Pink Rat, inside the casemate, looked very miserable. "Any luck,
-Orphan?" he asked nervously.
-
-"I'm going to 'bag' your baths. I'm so sleepy I can't wait till these
-silly old Turks have finished," the Orphan said, and sang out for Barnes
-to get him a cup of tea.
-
-
-It was now four weeks since the night of the Suvla landing, and, as you
-have heard, flies were more of a plague on shore than they had been when
-the _Achates'_ midshipmen left "W" beach. They swarmed on board the
-ships. Bubbles declared that you could see them sitting along the
-gunwales of every boat that came off from the beach, and that directly
-it got alongside they flew on board and made themselves at home. The
-Honourable Mess presented the China Doll with a "swatter", and made him
-spend most of his waking hours killing flies in the gun-room, but the
-more he killed the more flew in through the scuttles or from the
-mess-deck. Both in the ward-room and the gun-room the noise of the fly
-"swatters" went on continuously all through the daylight hours.
-
-Dysentery commenced to rage throughout the Army; and whether the flies
-brought it off from shore or whether they did not, dysentery commenced
-to break out among the ships' companies, especially among those men who
-worked in boats, or those living ashore--signalmen and beach-party
-men--all who were frequently in contact with the soldiers. The Pink
-Rat, grown visibly thinner, and the Hun both went on the sick-list.
-They lay in cots on the half-deck, but had often to turn out and get
-behind the armour, on one or other of the casemates, when the Turks'
-shells began whistling over the skylight above them. They lived chiefly
-on condensed milk--"poor brutes", as the China Doll said
-sympathetically.
-
-So many of those "stray" snotties who had lodged in the _Achates_ had by
-now been sent back to their own ships, ill, that the Honourable Mess had
-the gun-room almost to themselves again. Nor had those precious stores
-been seriously raided this time, so they had no real grievance.
-
-At last the _Achates_ herself received orders to return to Mudros to
-coal and "rest"; and on the 6th September she slipped out through the
-submarine "gate" after dark, left the twinkling camp-fires of Suvla
-behind her, and steamed through the double row of submarine nets at
-Mudros early next morning.
-
-
-
-
- *CHAPTER XX*
-
- *Hard Work at Mudros*
-
-
-The _Achates_ had not been at Mudros for nearly three months and a half,
-and during this period the appearance of the shores on either side of
-the harbour had changed very greatly indeed. Where, previously, fifty
-tents or marquees had stood, there were now thousands--multitudes of
-them--the French on the east, the British on the west side. The French,
-anticipating a winter campaign, had already built rows of wooden
-barrack-huts; the British had begun to do so.
-
-Stone and brick buildings for offices, workshops, and store-houses, a
-narrow-gauge railway with petrol-driven engines, electric generating
-stations, half a dozen substantial piers, and miles and miles of
-roads--all had been built since the end of April. In the harbour itself
-lay more transports, store ships, colliers, oil ships, and water-tank
-ships than before the first landing. A line of French battleships faced
-a line of British. Monitors big and monitors little, cruisers, scouts,
-and sloops off duty, coaled, provisioned, and rested prior to returning
-to their bombarding or submarine-hunting jobs. Up in a corner, near
-Mudros West, and opposite Turkish Pier, lay the _Blenheim_, the mother
-ship of destroyers, surrounded by those of her children off duty. At
-another part of the harbour the submarines, resting after having come
-down from the Sea of Marmora through the nets across the Dardanelles, or
-preparing calmly to go up there again, nestled alongside the _Adamant_.
-Two or three white hospital ships were at anchor inside the harbour;
-eight or nine out beyond the nets at the entrance. Among all these
-puffed and snorted a great number of motor-lighters, the
-"water-beetles"--doing all the work of moving troops and stores, and
-doing it marvellously well. In fact, it is difficult to imagine how the
-work would have gone on without them.
-
-The first day of her "rest" the _Achates_ coaled, and on the second took
-in provisions from the little _Dago_. This little steamer ran between
-Malta and Mudros with frozen meat and vegetables for the fleet. She
-also at times brought the private stores ordered by the gun-room
-messman, so that the Honourable Mess had a warm spot in their hearts for
-her.
-
-That week's rest extended for nearly two months and a half. During this
-time, so many of the officers and men were employed away from the ship
-that the _Achates_ became immobilized, and did not take her turn for
-"guard" duties or as "emergency" ship. Every morning sometimes as many
-as two hundred and fifty of her men were called for by the
-"water-beetles", and taken away to coal leviathan transports, or to dig
-up rubble and load it into some steamers which were being prepared to be
-sunk as breakwaters off the various beaches on the Peninsula. The big
-steamer _Oruba_ presently arrived, and the _Achates_ had the job of
-dismantling her and preparing her to be sunk at Kephalo.
-
-Those coaling jobs did not appeal to the snotties, though even they had
-their compensations, as the Orphan proved when he came back from coaling
-the _Mauretania_ for three whole days, dirty and tired, but with tales
-of pleasant meals on board her, and hugely proud because he had managed
-to buy two boxes of kippers and one of haddock.
-
-For a whole week, each of the Honourable Mess had a kipper or a haddock
-for breakfast, and Bubbles considered that "it wasn't such a rotten war
-after all".
-
-The Pink Rat about this time finally broke down, and had to be sent to
-the naval hospital ship _Soudan_ with a recurrence of his old "W beach"
-dysentery. He never rejoined the _Achates_, and on the broad shoulders
-of Bubbles devolved his light duties as "senior snotty".
-
-Flies were troublesome, but not so bad as at Suvla, and the weather
-remained gloriously fine until the end of October.
-
-Every evening after "seven-bell" tea, whenever it was possible to obtain
-a boat--a whaler or a gig--as many of the Honourable Mess as could get
-away would pull or sail down to the harbour entrance, land, cross over a
-narrow neck of land near the wireless station, and bathe in a delightful
-little cove; afterwards they would kick a football about on some level
-ground there, and sail or pull back with grand appetites for dinner.
-Why the China Doll was never drowned on those expeditions it is
-difficult to explain.
-
-Two football grounds had been made, quite close to this "wireless"
-station, and the use of them was given to each ship in turn--two matches
-a day on each. So, often the ward-room and gun-room combined to play the
-officers of other ships; often, too, the men arranged matches between
-different parts of the ship--Bubbles and his fo'c'sle men--the Orphan
-and the Sub with their foretop men--the War Baby and his marines--the
-Lamp-post and Rawlins with their quarter-deck men.
-
-Many good games they had, and if only there had been any cheering news,
-this period would have been a very pleasant one. But nothing went well
-anywhere. The great "push" in Flanders and France had come to a full
-stop; the Russians only just managed to keep the Germans from
-advancing--in fact, but for the approach of winter, people wondered
-whether they could keep them out of Petrograd (no one could get used to
-that name), and whilst the Germans and Austrians swept across the Danube
-into Serbia, the Bulgarians poured across the eastern frontier. Troops
-in thousands, French and British, had been rushed across to Salonica,
-but Greece still "sat on the fence"; she would not help, and the French
-and British arrived too late to prevent Serbia being overwhelmed. No
-attempt had been made on the Peninsula to advance; and dysentery raged
-in the army--thousands of cases being taken away every week. The number
-of German submarines in the Mediterranean had become more numerous, and
-the area to patrol with trawlers, destroyers, scouts, and sloops was so
-vast that the difficulties of suppressing them grew enormously. One
-thing alone was satisfactory: enough stores had been landed on the
-various beaches to maintain the army there, at a "pinch", for six
-weeks--long enough to tide over any probable period of bad weather, when
-landing might be impossible. There was also a certain satisfaction in
-seeing the constant stream of ships which came in through the harbour
-entrance every morning, and to know that they had safely run the
-gauntlet of the submarines; but everyone realized that "The Great
-Adventure" had failed, and that to maintain the army in its present
-precarious footing on the Peninsula was causing an immense drain on the
-resources of British shipping, without any apparent disadvantage to the
-enemy.
-
-One bright spot cheered everyone--the deeds of our own submarines in the
-Sea of Marmora. But for them, the prestige of the Allies in the East
-would have fallen to a very low ebb at that time.
-
-By the middle of October "all white" uniform changed to "all blue", and
-this marked the commencement of cooler weather.
-
-Lord Kitchener arrived early in November, inspected all the army
-"positions", and went away again.
-
-Till his coming, there had been some speculations as to the possibility
-of evacuating the Peninsula; but the extraordinary difficulties of this
-operation had been so evident, that those two military experts, the
-China Doll and the Pimple, had long since decided that it could not be
-accomplished without tremendous loss of life, a huge number of men left
-behind as prisoners, and most of the guns abandoned.
-
-Now, again, everyone wondered what Lord Kitchener thought, and what
-would happen.
-
-After his departure the weather broke up temporarily, and a
-south-westerly gale--only a mild one--left Suvla and Anzac and Cape
-Helles beaches strewn with wrecked or stranded picket-boats, lighters,
-and "water-beetles".
-
-In the third week of November the _Achates_ received the welcome order
-to proceed to Kephalo. The full moon shone brilliantly as she slipped
-out through the nets, and off she went. Two hours after leaving Mudros
-the track of one torpedo shot across her bows, and half a minute later
-another passed some eighty yards astern of her--Fritz, or one of his
-brothers, had fired two torpedoes--so she increased speed and
-"zig-zagged".
-
-The danger had vanished by the time it had been realized; and all that
-the Honourable Mess and the gramophone knew about it, was the sudden
-rushing down of men to close those water-tight doors and hatchways which
-remained open, and a lurid description from the Pimple afterwards. It
-did not interrupt the delightful concert with worn-out records and
-blunted needles.
-
-By three o'clock she entered the submarine-net "gate" at Kephalo; and
-when the sun rose next morning it shot up from behind Achi Baba, and
-once again they heard the distant booming of guns.
-
-Kephalo, at the corner of Imbros Island nearest to the Peninsula, is a
-narrow harbour with high hills on one side and a narrow spit of land on
-the other. It is entirely open to the north-east--the quarter from which
-the worst of the winter gales blow--so three ships, including the big
-_Oruba_, had been sunk across it, higher up, to give protection to the
-little piers built there, and to the picket-boats, motor-lighters, and
-ordinary lighters which worked round them.
-
-Kephalo had become the advanced base of Anzac and Suvla, ten and twelve
-miles away respectively, and it was absolutely necessary that troops and
-stores should be able to be landed or embarked at all times. Here, too,
-were the aerodromes which "Cuthbert" and his brothers so delighted to
-bomb. One of these was stationed on the low spit of ground; and the
-Orphan, who had the knack of making friends with everyone, and the knack
-of generally being in the right place at the right moment, managed one
-afternoon to be taken "up" in a reconnoitring aeroplane. He and Bubbles
-had strolled along to the aerodrome, wandered round until someone
-invited them to tea in the "mess"; and whilst in the middle of it, the
-"Flying Officer" on duty received an urgent signal: "Hostile submarine
-reported off Gaba Tepe, steering S.W.; please send aeroplane
-reconnaissance to search".
-
-"Confounded nuisance!" exclaimed the Flying Officer. "I wanted to write
-some letters; the mail goes to-morrow morning. Well, you chaps can tell
-a submarine from a shark, I suppose; which of you would like to come
-along and spot old Fritz?"
-
-They both grinned with delight; but Bubbles carried too much weight--at
-least a stone and a half more than the Orphan--so the Orphan was chosen.
-
-The emergency aeroplane--a biplane--rested on its wheels outside the
-sheds. They walked across to it.
-
-"Climb in!" said the Flying Officer. "No, you won't want a coat; stick
-on this cap and goggles--pull the flap down over your ears--and get in
-as you are; we shan't be away more than an hour. Sit down behind; I've
-altered the control gear--can work it from the front seat."
-
-The Orphan had never been in an aeroplane before, and tingled with
-excitement. He sat down and winked at the disappointed Bubbles whilst
-his new friend climbed up in front of him and began to play about with
-levers and switches. "If you do see Fritz, signal with your hand--bang
-me on the back--it's no good shouting: I shan't be able to hear you."
-
-The blades began whizzing round as the engine buzzed; men gave the
-machine a shove and a push; the blades went so fast that they only made
-a mist in front of the Orphan's eyes; the ground dropped away, and he
-shouted to Bubbles to wait for him--though it wasn't much use shouting,
-because of the noise of the engines.
-
-Up they went, passing over the _Swiftsure_, the _Achates_, and the other
-ships in the harbour, and out beyond the line of submarine-net buoys.
-
-They headed right over the sea, first of all towards Helles; passed it,
-swept round, and the Orphan clutched at the sides of the "body" as the
-aeroplane altered course, for he thought she was slipping sideways. Not
-a sign of Fritz did he see, but below him lay the end of the Peninsula,
-its white tents, "W" beach, the hull of the poor old _Majestic_ showing
-clearly under the sea, Achi Baba and the streaks which represented the
-Turkish trenches. In another ten minutes he looked down on Gaba Tepe,
-at one of the "Edgar" class firing shells which he could see bursting
-among the streaks on top of the hills there. Up the coast the aeroplane
-sped, passed Suvla with its black submarine-net buoys--he counted one
-hundred and fifty-two of them; the two battleships inside them looked
-tiny, so did the tents on shore. Then, with another wide sweep over the
-sea, and bending to the right, he was carried along the left-flank coast
-till he could see the little gap of Ejelmar Bay, where he and the Sub
-had tried, that night three months ago, to find Fritz; and beyond it,
-with some humpy hills between, the sun glittered on a broad sheet of
-water and a silver streak which came in sight, in and out beyond the
-hills--the Sea of Marmora and The Narrows.
-
-Round swept the aeroplane; he clutched the sides; she steadied and flew
-back towards Helles again, but not a sign of a submarine could he see;
-and in fifty-five minutes from the time he had started, he was landed
-with a gentle bump outside the aerodrome, and found Bubbles waiting for
-him.
-
-"You _are_ a lucky chap," he bubbled. "Did you see Fritz?"
-
-The Orphan shook his head. "But I saw The Narrows and old Marmora;
-wasn't that splendid?"
-
-"Anybody fire at you?" Bubbles asked.
-
-"Oh no!" explained the Flying Officer; "there was a bit of a haze over
-the sea, so I could not go very high--shouldn't have seen Fritz if I
-had--so it was dangerous to go too near land. We never climbed above
-2500 feet."
-
-They only just had time to catch the evening boat off to the _Achates_,
-so they had to wish their new friend good-bye and hurry back along the
-beach, the Orphan talking thirteen to the dozen.
-
-Pride filled the bosom of this young officer, for he was the only one in
-the ship who had seen either The Narrows or the Sea of Marmora. "It
-looks so near to The Narrows!" he said to the Sub that night. "It
-doesn't look more than an hour's walk. Things have turned out rottenly,
-haven't they?"
-
-"It _is_ rather tragic--really," the Sub said.
-
-The first job the _Achates_ had, after arriving at Kephalo, was to send
-working parties across to Anzac to help salve some lighters, a tug, and
-two picket-boats, driven ashore by the first of those gales from the
-south-west. The first of the fierce gales from the north-east followed,
-after two days of calm, and drove such heavy seas into Kephalo harbour
-that the ship had to put to sea, and anchor round the corner of the
-island, behind another row of submarine nets, in Aliki Bay. She came
-back as soon as that gale had blown itself out; but on the 27th of
-November another north-easterly gale commenced, and next day she again
-had to shift round to Aliki Bay. Here she and all the other ships that
-had come round for shelter rode out that three days of blizzard which
-caused such horrible suffering to the troops at Suvla--to British and
-Turk alike. The temperature on board ship never fell below 30 degrees,
-but at Suvla it fell to something like 15 or 18, even lower. First of
-all, before the gale it rained in torrents, and as the water collected
-and flowed down from the hills behind Anafarta into the valley, it
-washed over the Turkish trenches, levelling them, and carrying drowned
-Turks, drowned mules, barbed wire and their posts right over a long
-section of the British lines, drowning a large number of the British,
-flooding their trenches, and carrying everything before it till the Salt
-Lake was reached. When the rain ceased the bitter north-east gale flung
-itself down from the hills, bringing at first heavy snow; then the
-terrible cold froze the water in the trenches, and hundreds of our men,
-up to their middles in it, died of exposure, and very many hundreds
-suffered from frost-bite.
-
-During those three days the troops at Suvla experienced the climax of
-hardship and exposure. The Turks suffered even more than our own
-people; and when daylight broke after the worst night, they were left
-exposed in the open with their trenches swept away, and our men--those
-whose hands were not too numbed to fire a rifle--shot them down like
-rabbits. Afterwards, a gentle breeze sprang up from the south-west, and,
-almost as if in pity, a warm sun shone down on those much-tried armies.
-
-On the Tuesday the ships trailed back to Kephalo again, getting a
-glimpse of Samothrace with its snow-clad peak glittering in the sun--a
-most gorgeous, exquisite spectacle.
-
-They found that the centre one of those three breakwater ships had
-disappeared entirely, and the head of the harbour behind them, close to
-the piers, was absolutely littered with wreckage. This centre ship had
-broken in half on the Sunday night, and the seas sweeping through the
-gap had hurled all the picket-boats and lighters sheltering behind her
-on to the shore, in one jumbled, tumbled mass.
-
-They presented a most extraordinary sight piled on top of each other,
-and half buried in a huge mass of seaweed swept in with them. A big
-distilling steamer, with her rudder gone and her rudder-post smashed,
-had been driven ashore farther along the bay; beyond her lay a
-"water-beetle" high and dry, and, still farther along the shore, one of
-those small provisioning "coaster" steamers which ran between Kephalo
-and the Peninsula.
-
-Salvage work commenced immediately. The Lamp-post and Rawlins took
-fifty men ashore, and worked, day after day, digging away the seaweed
-which blocked the little piers, and trying to refloat the least damaged
-of the steamboats; the Sub, with a number of men, had to rig shears to
-lift out the engines and boilers of those which were hopelessly
-smashed--all very unpleasant work, because that seaweed decomposed
-quickly under a hot sun and gave out the most unpleasant odour.
-
-A more pleasing job had Bubbles and the Orphan. With a large working
-party they commenced to dig a channel through the sand--good, honest,
-clean sand--in order to refloat a stranded "water-beetle". They paddled
-about all day and had a huge lark.
-
-On the second morning, as they prepared to go ashore, Uncle Podger, on
-his way to his bath, sang out: "Take your little buckets and spades and
-go down to the beach, dears, but promise Mummy not to get wet."
-
-"We'll promise Uncle a jolly 'thick ear' when we do come back," they
-laughed. "Come along by the seven-bell boat, bring a basket and some
-tea 'grub', and we'll have a picnic there."
-
-"Cuthbert" came over from Maidos once or twice, just to make "kind
-enquiries", find out how the salvage operations progressed, and see
-whether three or four bombs would be of any assistance. They were not;
-none of them dropped near enough to help, and all much too far away to
-do any damage.
-
-The weather became simply perfect, and after a week's hard work the
-_Swiftsure_ had hauled off the distilling ship and one of the
-"water-beetles", the _Achates_ had towed off that small steam "coaster",
-and Bubbles and the Orphan had dug a channel sufficiently deep for a tug
-to come along and tow off their stranded motor-lighter.
-
-That especial job being finished, these two midshipmen again had time to
-look round and see what life would bring. It brought news of woodcock
-and partridge--woodcock in the deep sheltered valleys, and partridge on
-the slopes of the hills. The little Padre lent them his shot-gun, and
-away they tramped one day, taking the China Doll to "beat" for them and
-to carry home all the birds. They swore a solemn oath that each should
-fire alternate shots, an arrangement which made a "right and left"
-difficult to get when frightened coveys were put up. Bubbles fired the
-deadly shot which eventually killed a partridge, and, of course, by the
-time the Orphan had seized the gun the rest of that covey had swooped
-out of range.
-
-They sent the China Doll to retrieve the bird, and sat down to smoke
-their pipes and shout good advice at him; for the hill-side was covered
-with boulders and thick scrub, and the China Doll had a big job in front
-of him. "Keep it up, China Doll; never despair!" they shouted
-encouragingly as he came back with his hands and knees scratched and
-bleeding. "'If at first you don't succeed, try, try, try again.' We've
-got another hour to wait for you. Off you go!"
-
-At last the bird was picked up; and in the gun-room that night they held
-an inquest on it, and found that "it had been well and truly killed by
-one or more missiles discharged from an explosive weapon, and that no
-trace of foul play, such as bludgeoning or being strangled, could be
-discovered".
-
-Then came the question as to how it should be "hung", and for how long.
-The China Doll said that "the proper thing to do was to hang it by the
-head, and when the corpse dropped off, then it would be just right."
-They thought of trying the experiment on him, but desisted on the urgent
-representation of Uncle Podger that, if the China Doll's body dropped
-off his head, the work of the Ship's Office would be seriously delayed
-whilst he, Uncle Podger, attended the funeral as chief mourner--and,
-besides, he had no _crepe_ band to go round his arm.
-
-Eventually Bubbles and the Orphan ate that bird on the second day--after
-innumerable visits to the gun-room galley to see how it progressed--and
-it was as tough as tough could be. They gave the China Doll the
-gizzard.
-
-A week later the little Padre mildly suggested that next time they
-borrowed his gun they might clean it before they put it back in the
-case. "It doesn't get quite so rusty," he said apologetically.
-
-For many months the southern portion of Anzac--Brighton Beach and
-Watson's Pier there--had practically been abandoned, because "Beachy
-Bill", a high-velocity 4.1-inch gun, somewhere up in the Olive Grove,
-above Gaba Tepe, had the range of the pier so exactly that he would hit
-the end of it, or lighters lying alongside, with his very first shot of
-the day, and his fire at night was almost as accurate. Several attempts
-had been made to destroy him (probably he had several brothers), but
-these had not been successful.
-
-One day--the 10th December--the _Bacchante_, an "Edgar" cruiser, and two
-monitors went across from Kephalo, and fired a great number of rounds
-into the Olive Grove. Whether "Beachy Bill" or his brothers were hit or
-not, no one could actually say; but only one gun fired after that day,
-and it made such inaccurate shooting as not to interfere with work
-either on the pier or the beach. It did not fire at all at night.
-
-At the time no one, except perhaps Captain Macfarlane, knew the meaning
-of this great expenditure of ammunition; but two days later, "all hands
-and the cook" were told off for various jobs, either at Suvla or Anzac,
-in motor-lighters or picket-boats, or actually on the beaches
-themselves; and it dawned on the enthusiastic Honourable Mess that,
-after all, an attempt was to be made to evacuate those places, and that
-the last prodigal bombardment of the Olive Grove had been for the
-purpose of finally destroying the guns there, and making it possible to
-use Brighton Beach and Watson's Pier for the embarkation.
-
-
-So secretly had everything been carried out, that no one in the gun-room
-knew that most of the stores and the greater part of the guns, horses,
-and mules had already been withdrawn.
-
-They had seen fleet-sweepers and the troop-carriers--the _Osmanieh_, the
-_Ermine_, _Reindeer_, _Redbreast_, _Abassiah_, and several
-others--crowded with troops on their way to Suvla or Anzac; but they had
-not seen them returning still more densely packed with men, nor the
-transports with horses, guns, and stores. This had all been done by
-night.
-
-Rumours flew round that though Suvla and Anzac were to be abandoned, the
-end of the Peninsula, in front of Achi Baba, was to be reinforced by all
-that remained of the 29th Division, and maintained at all costs.
-
-The Lamp-post and Rawlins, ordered to take charge of two
-"water-beetles", donned their dirty old khaki delightedly, and took over
-their "commands". The Lamp-post had K26, a single-screw lighter driven
-by one big motor. K67 belonged to Rawlins, and possessed two little
-motors driving twin screws. For the first day they were employed in
-Kephalo harbour, and had a great argument that night as to which would
-prove the faster. The Lamp-post bet Rawlins a dinner at the club at
-Malta, or at the first civilized place the _Achates_ went to, that his
-one big engine would beat the two small ones.
-
-Next day they had the opportunity of deciding, for they were ordered to
-Suvla. The Lamp-post led the way through the "gate" in the submarine
-net, and waited outside for Rawlins to come abreast and make a fair
-start.
-
-"The first one through Suvla 'gate' to win!" he shouted. "Off we go!"
-and they raced each other across the twelve miles of sea, the Lamp-post
-winning his dinner very easily.
-
-Now, though the chief stokers--old pensioners--in these two lighters
-pretended to be just as excited about the race as the midshipmen
-themselves, actually they were much too wise to press their motors hard,
-knowing full well that two hours driving at top speed would probably
-disable them for days. However, the Lamp-post and Rawlins did not know
-this--they thought they were having a "ding-dong" race--so it did not
-matter.
-
-They arrived there at dusk, just as the usual high-explosive shells
-dropped on "'A' West" beach, and some little ones fell into the harbour
-near the _Cornwallis_, others near the poor old distilling ship.
-
-Off "'A' West" pier there was now quite a comfortable little harbour,
-made by two steamers which had been sunk at right angles to each other,
-with a gap between them just sufficiently wide for two "water-beetles"
-to pass through side by side.
-
-They had helped to fill these two steamers with stones and rubble at
-Mudros two months ago, so recognized them--the _Fieramosca_ and the
-_Pina_.
-
-On this same day, Bubbles and the Orphan rigged themselves in khaki,
-joyfully packed away a few things in their battered, old tin cases, and
-took charge of two picket-boats--the Orphan of one belonging to the
-_Swiftsure_ (this ship had no midshipmen), and Bubbles of one which had
-belonged to the ill-fated _Majestic_. The unfortunate Hun looked very
-miserable as he waved "good-bye" to them. He had not regained strength
-after his attack of dysentery, and Dr. O'Neill would not let him take
-any job on shore.
-
-"You've got your D.S.C., old Hun; so don't worry," the Orphan consoled
-him. "I only wish that I could get it!"
-
-
-
-
- *CHAPTER XXI*
-
- *The Evacuation of Suvla Bay*
-
-
-In a little wooden hut, perched on a mound just above the landing-places
-at Kephalo, lived two naval Captains--the Fierce One and the Not So
-Fierce One.
-
-Bubbles, the Orphan, and eight other snotties, with their picket-boats,
-found themselves handed over to the anything but tender mercies of the
-Fierce One; and the morning after Rawlins and the Lamp-post had raced
-their "water-beetles" (or thought they had raced them) across to Suvla,
-these ten gathered, expectantly, outside this wooden hut, and waited
-whilst the Captains finished their breakfast and smoked their pipes.
-
-All these ten midshipmen were dressed in some sort of khaki except the
-two _Lord Nelsons_, who wore ordinary blue uniform, and grinned and
-nudged each other as though they shared some secret joke which they
-couldn't possibly divulge.
-
-Presently the Fierce One came out, and they all stiffened to attention.
-He gave a preliminary roar--just to clear his throat and make way for
-what was coming--rapidly casting his eye over them. "Who's the senior
-snotty here? Why the--the--the--don't you report to me?"
-
-The ten had never thought of that. They muttered, and looked at each
-other, and at last the very microscopic _Lord Nelson's_ midshipman
-(known generally as the Cheese-mite) nervously reported: "All midshipmen
-present, sir."
-
-"What's your name?" he growled.
-
-"The Cheese-m---- Morrison, I mean, sir."
-
-"Morrison be hanged! I don't care a tuppenny biscuit what you were
-christened. What's your boat?"
-
-"_Lord Nelson's_ first picket-boat, sir."
-
-"Um! _Lord Nelson_ No. 1. That's your name. What in the name of
-goodness d'you mean by it? This isn't a fancy-dress ball; what are all
-these individuals doing, coming along here like a lot of dysenteric
-soldiers?" and he shook his fist at the eight disconcerted midshipmen in
-khaki. "If I see 'em dressed again except in uniform, I'll--I'll--wring
-their necks!"
-
-Then he went from one to the other, to learn the names of their
-steamboats, glaring at each, and "sizing" them up as he did so.
-
-Bubbles became _Majestic_, the Orphan _Swiftsure_. This having been
-concluded, he went through them again to make certain that he knew their
-boats, and from that moment never made a mistake.
-
-"_Lord Nelson_ No. 1 and No. 2, _Swiftsure_, and _Majestic_ fall in on
-the right--make a gap between you and the others. You four will work at
-Suvla--the other six at Anzac. You'll all get more orders presently,
-but remember this. Your job is to take off stragglers on Saturday and
-Sunday nights--those are the two nights of the evacuation. You'll have
-some pulling boats in tow, and you are not to leave behind a single man
-who gets down to the shore. Remember that. Saturday night ought not to
-be difficult; but on Sunday night, when the last few men rush down with
-the Turks after 'em, you'll have your work cut out. You'll have to
-'wash out' any idea of bullets and nonsense like that, and if any one of
-you doesn't do his job, I'll--I'll--wring his neck! Oh!" he roared,
-"you'll wish you'd never met me."
-
-A good many of the young officers had begun to wish that already.
-
-He went on: "The boats you'll have to tow will come round in a day or
-two--those that aren't here now; and here's a list of things to be done,
-one for each of you. Away you go!"
-
-He handed them each a paper, and stalked back to the wooden hut, but
-turned and growled fiercely: "Remember this: every man Jack who is on
-the Peninsula now is useless to England; every man who gets away is one
-to the good. Remember that, and do your job, or by the--the--the--I'll
-wring your necks! Off you go, and don't let me see any more of you in
-those dirty ragamuffin clothes of yours."
-
-They made their way down to the little piers and the wrecked boats which
-still littered the shore.
-
-"You _are_ a rotter, Cheese-mite. You might have told us. You knew it
-all the time," they said. "We thought we must come in khaki."
-
-"I couldn't tell that you were coming like that, and it was a jolly
-sight too late for you to go back and shift," the Cheese-mite explained.
-
-"My aunt!" the Orphan said to Bubbles as he read his paper; "wooden
-boards to be fitted inside the glass windows of cabins. Whatever's that
-for?"
-
-"Splinters, I expect. When we're chock-full of Tommies, some will have
-to crowd below, and a bullet coming in and smashing the glass would
-fling the bits all round."
-
-"They don't expect us to have a warm time--do they?"
-
-"Not half!" Bubbles grinned.
-
-[Illustration: "SCREENED LANTERNS!"]
-
-They soon stowed away their khaki and shifted into blue uniform, and for
-the next two days fitted out their boats with maxims, two boxes of
-belts, towing-spans[#] over the sterns (as on the occasion of the first
-landing), fitting shields round the steering-wheels of those boats which
-had none, making screens for hand-lanterns, testing their steam-pumps,
-and seeing that the thirty or forty items down on their "lists" were on
-board.
-
-
-[#] Towing-span, a rope or wire passing all round a boat under her
-gunwales, with a hook secured to the bight at the stern. The painter or
-tow-rope of a boat to be towed is secured to this hook.
-
-
-On the Thursday morning the Fierce One came out in his fussy little "Z"
-motor-boat, and all the ten picket-boats followed him, making a circle
-round him whilst he inspected them.
-
-The maxims--he could see them; anchors--he could see them too; but when
-he shouted through his megaphone "Screened lanterns!" every snotty had
-to hold up his lantern with one hand and the canvas screen in the other.
-The same with the semaphore flags, boats' signal-books, axes,
-compass-boxes, and ammunition-boxes.
-
-"Work your pumps!" he roared; and after a furious interval all ten
-picket-boats began squirting jets of water.
-
-Then he bellowed "Megaphones!" and all held up their megaphones except
-the Cheese-mite.
-
-He dashed alongside _Lord Nelson_ No. 1, and seized the Cheese-mite by
-his coat collar.
-
-"Where's your megaphone? you--you--you----"
-
-"Please, sir, I had it this morning; but when that destroyer went past
-just now the picket-boat rolled, and it went overboard."
-
-"I'll roll you overboard," he growled, holding up the Cheese-mite as
-though he were a kitten. "You'll get another before night, or
-I'll--I'll----"
-
-"Knives!" he shouted.
-
-Now nearly all the snotties had taken for granted that every man aboard
-would have one. But only a few had them, and the Fierce One flew in a
-towering rage.
-
-Eventually he took all the picket-boats outside the submarine net to
-make certain that those maxims would fire; and it can be easily imagined
-what happened when ten strange maxims were worked by ten not very
-experienced "hands", in ten bobbing picket-boats, under the supervision
-of ten much less experienced snotties.
-
-A bullet hit the gunwale not two feet from where the Orphan stood, and
-goodness only knows why there were no casualties. Little, though, cared
-the Fierce One, so long as he made certain that every machine-gun was in
-working order.
-
-That day they practised towing their pulling-boats--four to each of the
-Suvla boats, three to each of the Anzac ones.
-
-A very busy day they had, for in the evening a transport came into
-harbour loaded with mules from Suvla, and tried the simple plan of
-slinging them overboard and letting them swim to the shore.
-
-The Orphan and Bubbles were sent away in pulling-cutters to shepherd
-them in the right direction, and had the time of their lives chasing
-silly, obstinate mules who wanted to swim out to sea. Eventually they
-headed them off, and they made a "bee-line" for a battleship, lying with
-her torpedo-nets "out". It was the funniest sight in the world to see
-half a dozen mules with their heads looking over the edge of the
-torpedo-nets, "digging out for daylight", and really quite happy. After
-a lot of shouting and laughing they were all induced to swim shorewards,
-and soon scrambled on the beach, shaking themselves like big dogs,
-rolling in the sand, and looking for the nearest eating-place.
-
-During these few days the ten midshipmen heard hundreds of yarns about
-the preparations for evacuation--how the front trenches had been mined,
-and many of the reserve and communicating trenches as well; that the
-only guns to be left behind, if all went well, were a few condemned
-18-pounders and 6-inch howitzers. To deceive the Turks on the Sunday
-night, many rifles were being fixed up in the front trenches with tins
-lashed to their triggers, and, above these empty tins, others with a
-hole in the bottom of each. When the last of the troops left the
-firing-trenches, they would load the rifles, fill the top tins full of
-water; the water would drip slowly or fast--according to the size of the
-holes--into the other tins fixed to the triggers, and when these became
-full, off would go the rifles--at different times. The few
-motor-lorries and ambulances still remaining kept dashing about in full
-view of the Turks, to make them think that they were just as numerous as
-ever; and the few troops in reserve, instead of hiding behind Lala Baba
-or Chocolate Hill, made themselves more conspicuous in the open.
-
-You can understand, as the week went by and that fateful Saturday
-approached, how tense the excitement grew, and how eagerly everyone
-watched the barometer and the sky for any change from the gorgeous calm
-days which succeeded each other. Such a spell of fine weather could not
-possibly last much longer, and the fate of perhaps fifty thousand men
-depended much upon it lasting until early Monday morning.
-
-The Turks had not yet given any sign that they realized what had been
-happening or what was about to happen. They still shelled the ships,
-the beaches, the old empty gun positions just as they used to do, and
-generally at the same old times; but no one, knowing the ease with which
-they had previously seemed able to obtain information of our doings,
-thought it possible that they could actually still be in ignorance.
-
-In the middle watch, on Friday night, a huge fire broke out at Anzac.
-Actually some of the most inflammatory stores prepared for burning on
-the Sunday night had been set alight accidentally, and made a tremendous
-blaze.
-
-On board the _Achates_ Mr. Meredith, whose watch it was, stood, with the
-Quartermaster, watching the glare--ten miles away across the sea--and
-knew that something had gone wrong.
-
-"That will give the show away," the Quartermaster muttered sadly.
-
-"I'm afraid it will," Mr. Meredith answered, desperately anxious.
-
-That fire burnt all night, but in the morning the Turks never showed the
-least sign of activity beyond the usual normal sniping and shelling.
-
-Saturday dawned absolutely calm--a few flaky, almost stationary clouds
-showed against the blue sky.
-
-"Can it hold until Monday morning?"--that was what everyone thought and
-hoped and prayed.
-
-Again the ten midshipmen "fell in" outside the little wooden hut--this
-time all in their proper blue uniform--and received their orders in
-writing, each order beginning with the well-known formula: "Being in all
-respects ready for sea, you will proceed forthwith..." Then followed
-long detailed orders for every eventuality.
-
-Drawing two days' provisions for his own crew and the twenty-four men in
-his four pulling-boats occupied the rest of the Orphan's morning.
-
-At half-past four he shoved off from the _Achates_--the Hun, looking
-wistfully after him, waved "good luck"--and he towed his four boats to
-the trawler told off to tow him to Suvla. Bubbles, coming along with
-his boats, made fast to another. Before dusk all the trawlers left
-Kephalo, each with its picket-boat and string of pulling-boats behind
-it; four headed for Suvla, and the other six towards Anzac.
-
-The sea was calm, and the sky gave not the slightest indication of any
-change in the weather, so that the Orphan and his coxswain--a wiry,
-active petty officer named Marchant, belonging to the _Swiftsure_--were
-in the highest spirits.
-
-"If it only keeps like this, sir!" the coxswain kept on saying.
-
-Before it grew too dark to see properly, they both inspected all the
-boat's gear to make certain that nothing was out of its place. Down in
-the cabin the Orphan found some green leaves--cabbage leaves.
-
-"Heave them overboard," he said. "Whatever are they doing down here?"
-
-"I thought they were for you, sir. An old stoker brought 'em down; told
-me to hand 'em over to you, very carefully, and he brought this box
-too." He picked up a small wooden box about a foot square, with a lot
-of holes bored in the top and the sides; and the Orphan burst out
-laughing, for he knew he would find "Kaiser Bill" inside it.
-
-"That's 'Kaiser Bill'," he said, as he raised the lid and saw the
-tortoise lying there. "He brings good luck. He came in our boat when
-the Lancashire Fusiliers landed, so I suppose old Fletcher thinks he
-ought to take a hand in this job as well--the funny old man!"
-
-"He's a rum-looking beast for a mascot, isn't he!" Marchant grinned,
-holding up "Kaiser Bill" with his legs sprawling beneath his shell, and
-his head peeping slyly out as though he knew all about everything.
-
-The Orphan put him and his box down below the water-line, where no
-bullets could reach him.
-
-A nearly full moon rose and gave sufficient light to avoid any other
-craft on their way across, and in a little over an hour and a half they
-had almost reached the nets outside Suvla.
-
-The Orphan slipped his tow-rope, and so did Bubbles, and both of them
-steamed round to a little pier which had been constructed on the north
-side of Suvla Point--a pier called Saunders Pier.
-
-They reported themselves to the naval Pier-master; and the Orphan,
-leaving his two big boats--a launch and pinnace--alongside this pier,
-towed the other two--two cutters--along the left-flank coast, and
-anchored them close inshore. Their crews knew the countersign and
-password, and if any men hailed them properly from shore, they were
-ordered to pull in and take them off.
-
-For the next three hours the Orphan was employed taking off officers and
-their baggage from "'A' West", going in through the gap between the
-sunken _Fieramosca_ and _Pina_, and steaming out again, dodging empty
-motor-lighters being warped in through the gap, and full motor-lighters
-being warped out. He took them to the _Redbreast_, lying out near the
-nets, and then returned to Saunders Pier and found his two big boats
-loaded with rifles and baggage of all sorts.
-
-These he towed off to two trawlers anchored close by, waited for them to
-be emptied, and brought them back again to Saunders Pier. After that he
-lay off the pier for nearly an hour, and had some food and a smoke. The
-men boiled some water and made cocoa over a bogey, and he had a jolly,
-happy, exciting time yarning with Marchant, and listening to occasional
-rifle-shots which came from farther away towards the left
-flank--Jephson's Post way. Bubbles came back from patrolling the coast,
-and lay alongside him. "It's all quiet there along the coast, just a
-rifle-shot every now and then; no one along the beach. Isn't it a
-perfect night?"
-
-It was actually the most perfect night imaginable; hardly a breath of
-wind, hardly a ripple on the water, and the moon lighted up the cliffs
-and Suvla Point as distinctly as in day-time. Hardly a sound reached
-them, and the rocks of Suvla Point prevented them seeing anything going
-on inside the bay. It was all as peaceful as a picnic.
-
-But about half-past one those two trawlers, to which the Orphan had
-taken his boats with the baggage, went aground; and the Orphan was sent
-round to "'A' West", inside the bay, to bring out the Senior
-Beach-master. For nearly four hours he worked, laying out anchors and
-taking wires across to a big tug.
-
-Some time after six o'clock, just before the moon actually disappeared,
-and before the two trawlers floated off, he had to go along the coast,
-pick up his two cutters--they had seen or heard nothing--then pick up
-the big launch and pinnace, and tow them back to Kephalo. It was only
-when he went back to Saunders Pier for those two big boats that the
-Orphan heard that everything had "gone off" without a single hitch, and
-without the Turks having shown the least sign that their suspicions had
-been aroused.
-
-Hearing this, you can imagine how joyfully he and Marchant, the
-coxswain, started on their twelve-mile journey back to Kephalo. Those
-tows of boats must be away, out of sight, before daylight; so they put
-their "best leg foremost", and steamed in through the harbour just after
-seven o'clock, finding a large captured German steamer anchored there,
-and simply packed with troops from Suvla.
-
-Most of the other ten picket-boats had arrived back previously, because
-the night's job at Anzac had been successfully completed by half-past
-one in the morning, and the six boats on duty there had started back not
-very long afterwards.
-
-The excitement and the enthusiasm of everyone, due to the successful
-accomplishment of the first night's work, kept the midshipmen awake.
-Most of the picket-boats gathered close together under the lee of the
-sunken _Oruba_. The crews cooked their breakfasts, ate them--jolly good
-rations of army bacon, any amount of bread and jam--yarned, and laughed,
-and smoked. They fetched "Kaiser Bill" out of his box and tempted him
-with a cabbage leaf, but he turned up his nose at it. Then Bubbles and
-the Orphan went alongside the _Achates_ to coal and water; rushed
-inboard to get a wash and a bit more breakfast, to tell everyone down in
-the gun-room--the Hun, the China Doll, Uncle Podger, and the
-Pimple--everything that had happened, and go back to their boats again.
-
-"You didn't mind me sending you 'Kaiser Bill'?" Fletcher, waiting
-outside the gun-room, asked the Orphan.
-
-"Rather not; it was jolly good of you to lend him to us. He brought us
-good luck the first night, at any rate."
-
-"I'm sure he'll bring you luck to-night as well, sir."
-
-Precious little "stand easy" did the Orphan and his crew get that day.
-The _Swiftsure's_ picket-boat was about the best-steaming boat of the
-ten, and the Fierce One used her all day, going about the harbour and
-supervising everything that went on. He and his crew managed to get a
-meal in the middle of the day, and then were employed disembarking and
-clearing the transport of all the troops she had brought across the
-previous night.
-
-At half-past four on that Sunday afternoon, the 19th December, all ten
-picket-boats, towed by as many trawlers, and their pulling-boats behind
-them, started off again for Anzac and Suvla.
-
-The weather showed not a sign of changing, and before they reached Suvla
-the darkness disappeared under a moon almost more perfect than the night
-before. It really was more perfect, because a few thin clouds floated
-slowly across it; and though they hardly lessened the light it gave,
-they prevented shadows.
-
-When they neared Suvla the picket-boat slipped, and did just as she had
-done the night before: anchored her two cutters along the cliffs beyond
-Suvla Point, and left the two big boats alongside Saunders Pier. The
-Orphan then patrolled very slowly along the coast, but everything was
-quiet except for a very few solitary rifle-shots; and these, he thought,
-were probably the rifles with the tin cans tied to their triggers going
-"off" when their tins filled. No stragglers showed on top of the cliffs
-nor down on the beach, and it was almost impossible to realize that up
-above him the trenches were being silently evacuated, and that the
-soldiers had already commenced, sections at a time, to file down that
-sandy, steep path which he and the Lamp-post had followed, on their way
-back from the Naval Observation Post, that ripping afternoon in
-September.
-
-At about ten o'clock Bubbles, almost incoherent with excitement, came
-along in the old _Majestic's_ picket-boat and relieved him.
-
-"You have to go back to Saunders Pier," he stuttered and burbled, "and
-take back your cutters. I've to do a bit of patrolling."
-
-The Orphan, picking up his anchored cutters and their crews, towed them
-to this pier, found his two big boats already crowded with troops, and
-took them off to two trawlers lying outside (those two which had run
-aground the previous night had been refloated shortly after daylight).
-For the next three hours he went backwards and forwards between trawlers
-and pier, and then, leaving his boats for Bubbles to carry on the good
-work, was ordered round to "'A' West", inside the Bay. On the way, he
-and the coxswain and the crew had some food--bread and meat sandwiches,
-water to wash them down. No food could be cooked and no cocoa made this
-night, because strict orders had been given that not a light had to be
-shown--not even the cooking bogey could be lighted.
-
-Here, at "'A' West", he was in the thick of everything, jostling and
-nosing his way in and out among the picket-boats and motor-lighters
-struggling to get in or out by that gap between the _Fieramosca_ and the
-_Pina_.
-
-On the pier they told him that everything was "going all right", and
-that the Turks showed no signs of leaving their trenches. The
-excitement as boatloads of men, horses, and stores went off to the
-ships, and as he helped with officers and their baggage, kept him
-oblivious of time or fatigue.
-
-By four o'clock that morning the evacuation had been successfully
-accomplished. He happened to have gone to the Beach-master's office at
-about that time with a message. As he entered, the Beach-master put
-down his telephone and smiled grimly to a military officer there.
-"They've just telephoned from 'C' beach to say they are finished, and
-the naval beach-party is now embarking. Not a soldier left behind."
-
-"I expected to be on my way to Constantinople by this time--a prisoner,"
-the weary officer replied.
-
-"It's about time we packed up too. There's only a little more big
-baggage, and perhaps a hundred and fifty men of the beach parties,
-military landing-officers, and your people to go off from here, and that
-finishes the bag of tricks. Haven't we pulled their legs? Listen!
-they're sniping just as usual, up there. I'm just going round to get
-those stores properly started burning, and then pack up. I'm really
-sorry to leave, for some reasons," he said, glancing round his tiny
-little office "dug-out", with the bare rock on one side and the sand-bag
-walls.
-
-He sent the Orphan, with one of the Pier-masters, to make a last search
-of the left flank. Off they went, rounded Suvla Point, and worked
-slowly along under the foot of the cliffs again, the Pier-master hailing
-the shore occasionally through a megaphone. Not a sound came back,
-except the echo from the face of the cliffs. They went some two miles
-along the coast, turned, and steamed back quickly, because they saw the
-glare of the burning fires, and thought that now, at any rate, the Turks
-would realize what had happened, and would come tearing down. Suvla
-Point and Saunders Pier were lighted up by the crackling, leaping
-flames, and in his four boats, still lying alongside the pier, the last
-of the people to leave Suvla had crowded. Four or five army officers
-came across to the less crowded picket-boat, and then, with an
-extraordinary feeling of exhilaration, he towed them off to the waiting
-trawlers, and stood off whilst those last people crowded into them.
-
-This accomplished, he received orders to anchor his boats, and, with
-that same Pier-master, to make another last search along the cliffs on
-the left flank.
-
-Away he went, and perhaps not more than half a mile--certainly not a
-mile--from the end of Suvla Point they saw a small group of dark figures
-on top of the cliffs. The Pier-master, a lusty naval lieutenant, hailed
-them through his megaphone; and a voice shouted back: "We're English!
-We're English!"
-
-"That's funny," said the Pier-master. "Edge in a little closer; get
-your maxim ready."
-
-The coxswain steered in towards the shore, and again the Pier-master
-hailed, and again a single voice called back: "We're English! We're
-English!"
-
-"Well, if they _were_ English, they would _all_ shout," he said. "Keep
-her out! They are Turks, those chaps; probably a patrol which has
-pushed along the edge of the cliffs and does not know what to make of
-things. They would make a 'hullabaloo', right enough, if they were our
-chaps left behind."
-
-The picket-boat steamed along under the cliffs, hailing every now and
-then, until they had passed the place where the left-flank trenches,
-coming down from Jephson's Post, touched the shore. Not a man could be
-seen, nor did any answer come back in response to the hails through the
-megaphone.
-
-"That's finish!" the Pier-master told the Orphan. "Turn her round."
-Over went the wheel, round twisted the picket-boat, back she steamed to
-where the four boats lay, out beyond Suvla Point; and although the moon
-had disappeared by this time, there was not the slightest difficulty in
-finding them, for the whole water reflected the flames of the burning
-stores, and the boats and the men's faces showed up plainly.
-
-The picket-boat took them in tow, and commenced to steam across to
-Kephalo. Behind her the flames leapt fiercely along the sweep of the
-bay, and every now and again explosions took place, hurling masses of
-flame and sparks high in the air. Silhouetted black against these fires
-was the _Cornwallis_ battleship, left behind to keep the fires burning
-with her shells--if necessary--and to destroy in the morning the few
-wooden lighters which had been left behind.
-
-Down along the coast at Anzac the sea was ruddy with the huge fires
-burning there.
-
-"Well, if they've only been as successful down there, it's been a mighty
-good show," the Pier-master said as they watched them. "We've only left
-four condemned guns--blown them up, too--and not a single man, horse, or
-mule; and we've even taken off the goats belonging to the Indian
-Transport Column. My hat! it's simply wonderful; I'm going to coil up
-and do a little 'shut eye' down in the cabin. I have not slept for
-nearly four days."
-
-"'Kaiser Bill' is down there. I do believe he has brought luck," the
-Orphan burst out; and then had to explain who "Kaiser Bill" was.
-
-The coxswain, sweeping his hand astern towards Anafarta, called down:
-"Look, sir, there comes the dawn. We wondered if the weather would hold
-till Monday, and, thank God! it has."
-
-The Orphan looked, and, hardly noticeable behind the bright glare of the
-fires, saw the pale light of dawn behind the Anafarta hills.
-
-There was no longer any need for precautions. The "bogey" on the
-engine-room casings soon burnt brightly, and soon he and Marchant were
-sharing a big bowl of cocoa, and ravenously eating some more clumsy
-sandwiches which the men cut for them. Neither of them as yet felt
-sleepy, because the excitement of success kept them wide awake, though
-neither had slept for two whole days and nights.
-
-By seven-thirty it became light enough for them to see, ahead of them,
-on their way from Suvla or Anzac, ten or twelve "water-beetles", a dozen
-or more trawlers, with long strings of transports' boats, pontoons, and
-lighters towing behind them; some twenty steamboats, also with their
-"tows", and several small tugs. The Suvla distilling steamer--the
-_Bacchus_--which for four months had been constantly shelled, was
-steaming on her way to Mudros; and patrolling destroyers, trawlers, and
-drifters swept the sea just as they always had done, and just as though
-nothing had happened.
-
-Boom! Boom! came the rumble and thud of the firing of two big guns.
-
-"The _Cornwallis_, sir, at Suvla," the coxswain said, turning to look,
-and making the Orphan turn to watch Turkish shells bursting down by the
-water's edge--just as usual. They had commenced their early morning
-"hate"--on empty beaches.
-
-"By all that is wonderful, sir!" said the coxswain.
-
-At half-past eight the picket-boat entered Kephalo harbour; and the
-Orphan knew, by the cheering which greeted him from the troops packed
-together aboard two large transports anchored inside, that the
-evacuation of Anzac had been completed as successfully as that at Suvla.
-
-He turned over his four boats to a battleship, and threaded his way
-through the throng of steamboats, trawlers, and motor-lighters which
-jostled each other in the harbour, eventually reached the shore, and
-landed to report himself.
-
-He found the Fierce One, who had only just returned from Suvla, and the
-Not So Fierce One at breakfast in their little wooden hut.
-
-"Hum! You've come back, have you?" growled the Fierce One. "A very
-good two nights' work; very good, indeed!"
-
-The Not So Fierce One, looking at the Orphan, said: "You look pretty
-well fagged out; have a cup of tea, or something."
-
-
-
-
- *CHAPTER XXII*
-
- *A Terrible Night*
-
-
-The Orphan had returned to Kephalo at nine o'clock in the morning--that
-Monday morning after the evacuation of Suvla. He had had no sleep for
-forty-eight hours, and was allowed none now. In the afternoon the
-largest tug received orders to tow four picket-boats and a steam pinnace
-to Mudros--the two picket-boats belonging to the _Lord Nelson_, the boat
-belonging to the _Swiftsure_, another, and the steam pinnace.
-
-The Orphan thought this would be rather a "spree", and did not notice
-that the north-easterly breeze which had held all that past week had
-backed to the south-west.
-
-At half-past four in the afternoon, he and the other boats followed the
-tug out of harbour under their own steam. Beyond the "nets" the tug
-waited for them to come along and make fast, one behind the other.
-
-"This is just the time when it's best to be last," Marchant, his
-coxswain, suggested. "I don't feel quite certain of the weather, and if
-we are the last boat we can slip whenever we want to."
-
-The Orphan agreed, and wasted a good deal of time--on purpose--going out
-of harbour, and found the other boats all secured to each other, in one
-long line, by the time he joined them. The captain of the tug was not
-very polite to him, but he did not worry about that, and made fast his
-tow-rope to the last boat--the _Lord Nelson's_ No. 1 picket-boat.
-
-The Cheese-mite shouted across: "I say, Orphan, you've cut me out of the
-stern billet--I wanted that."
-
-"So did I," the Orphan laughed.
-
-Away they all went, one after another, the tug steaming very slowly; and
-outside Suvla Point they found quite a fresh breeze, blowing straight in
-their faces, and the sea which had been so calm had already begun to
-cover itself with little "white horses".
-
-Four "water-beetles" joined company, puffing along with them as fast as
-they could.
-
-Fires were allowed to die out gradually in all the steamboats, and there
-was nothing to do but steer them.
-
-The crew now lighted the bogey, made tea, and fried some bacon.
-Everyone had a good meal; and after it the Orphan felt much too
-comfortable and sleepy to chaff the Cheese-mite ahead of him through his
-megaphone. "I'm going to have a bit of sleep," he told Marchant, and
-snuggled down below in the little cabin, with a rolled-up overcoat as
-pillow.
-
-It was bright moonlight when he woke up, and he felt the picket-boat
-bumping into waves every other second. He rubbed his eyes, and jumped
-on deck to the wheel.
-
-"Hullo, what's that?" he said, noticing smoke coming up out of the
-funnel.
-
-"I didn't wake you, sir; there's nothing to worry about--not yet; but I
-don't like the look of the weather, so I'm raising steam in case
-anything happens. You'd better get an oilskin on, sir," he added, as
-the bows bumped into a wave and the spray came over them.
-
-But the Orphan had not one, so he took the wheel whilst Marchant went
-for his.
-
-The breeze had indeed risen, and the sea too. The picket-boats ahead of
-him were going up and down like the boats at a circus roundabout; and
-behind him those motor-lighters, looking more like "water-beetles" than
-ever, in the moonlight, were slowly falling astern, yawing from side to
-side and covered with spray.
-
-He saw Kephalo South Point light and the fires over at Anzac, which
-still burnt furiously, and knew that the boats had only just got past
-Aliki Bay. He could not have been asleep for long.
-
-The wind and sea increased every minute, and made the steering of the
-picket-boat quite a hard job. Marchant came back and took the wheel from
-him. "I've known this boat for nearly three years, sir," he said; and
-the Orphan, knowing how he hated letting anyone steer his own old
-picket-boat, knew what he meant.
-
-"What extraordinary luck, sir!" Marchant said presently. "Fancy if it
-had blown like this last night! Right on shore it would have been, and
-not a boat could have gone near it. We could not possibly have taken
-the soldiers off, to say nothing about their guns."
-
-In half an hour the motor-lighters were evidently in difficulties. In
-order to keep their screws in the water they had to be much ballasted
-down by the stern. This made their bluff bows come right out of the
-water; and every sea hitting them, besides almost stopping their way,
-tended to throw them off their course. They could not steer properly,
-yawing this way, yawing that; and it was impossible for them to keep up
-with the five and a half knots of the tug, which was then about the
-speed she was towing the picket-boats.
-
-She stopped and, as the motor-lighters struggled towards her, hailed
-them, and made two come alongside, abreast each other, on each side of
-her. She made them fast, and with them working their motors and doing
-their best to steer, she went on again. But you can imagine what a
-terribly clumsy "tow" they made, bumping into each other, bumping into
-the tug, simply covered with spray minute after minute.
-
-"Look here, sir," said Marchant presently, as the weather rapidly grew
-worse; "if those lighters break adrift, they'll come down on us and
-finish us."
-
-"What d'you want to do?"
-
-"I'd like to slip, and try and get along by ourselves. We can do it,
-sir; she's a very good steamer."
-
-The Orphan didn't know quite what to do. He realized the danger, but he
-didn't relish the idea of steaming nearly fifty miles to wind'ard, in
-the teeth of the rapidly rising wind.
-
-However, he realized that Marchant probably knew, better than he did,
-what the boat could or could not do; so he agreed.
-
-He seized the megaphone and yelled to the Cheese-mite to slip his
-tow-rope. The Cheese-mite, who also had raised steam, wanted to know
-where he was going.
-
-"Make for Mudros!" yelled the Orphan.
-
-"D'you know the way?"
-
-"The coxswain does."
-
-"I'll follow you," the Cheese-mite shouted, as the tow-rope fell into
-the water.
-
-The two of them swerved outside the clumsy motor-lighters and gradually
-forged ahead, lost sight of them, and went plunging into the head seas,
-steering by compass and by the glow of the fires of Anzac. In a very
-short time they had to batten down everything--the forepeak hatch, the
-engine-room, and the stokehold hatches. The Orphan and Marchant (who
-had taken off his boots and oilskin) were wet through, waves washed a
-foot deep over the picket-boat, and she made very little progress.
-
-For two hours they struggled on; but by that time a regular gale was
-blowing, driving a short steep sea in front of it so fiercely that the
-picket-boat not only made scarcely any way, but could hardly keep her
-bows to it.
-
-"We can't do it, sir," Marchant at last said, when, at one extra lurch,
-two of the spare water-barricoes (full they were) tore themselves from
-their lashings round the engine-room casings and went overboard. "We
-haven't enough water now--to say nothing of coal."
-
-"We'll have to go back, sir!" he shouted.
-
-"Right-o!" yelled the Orphan, clinging to the rail round the cabin, and
-not at all liking the idea of turning the boat round in such a sea.
-
-Very gently Marchant edged her round; a wave buried her bows and threw
-her over; she righted herself, and the next wave, catching her almost
-broadside on, simply flung her on her beam-ends. For a moment the
-Orphan thought she would never right herself; then she did with a jerk,
-a wave came green almost over the wheel, the picket-boat lurched more
-heavily than before. The Orphan, swept off his feet, clung to the rail,
-and by the time he had gained his feet again she was round, and going
-ahead with the waves roaring after her, lifting her stern, foaming over
-the counter and trying to fling it round. He groped his way aft,
-clinging to the cabin rail, and found that already there were two feet
-of water in the stern-sheets.
-
-He suddenly remembered "Kaiser Bill", jumped down into the water, went
-into the cabin, and found his box floating about. He took it out into
-the moonlight, and was much relieved when the tortoise peeped out of his
-shell to see what all the "bobbery" was about. He jammed the box in a
-rack inside the cabin, near the top of it, and went back to the wheel.
-
-"Much, sir?" Marchant asked anxiously.
-
-"Two feet!" the Orphan shouted, and told him about rescuing "Kaiser
-Bill".
-
-"I'd forgotten all about him, sir. We're all right now, he'll bring us
-through. We must get that water out of her."
-
-The Orphan knew that the ejector was choked, so he made his way for'ard,
-clinging to the wire round the engine-room casings, the funnel-stays,
-and the gun-mounting, to call two of the men, huddled down under the
-forepeak, to come aft and bale the water out with buckets.
-
-They came and worked hard, but the waves constantly lopped in, and the
-amount of water diminished very slowly. He knew that if her stern swung
-round and she "broached to", the seas would fill the big stern-sheets
-completely, and as he could not trust to the engine-room bulkhead being
-watertight, she would probably sink. He understood then why Marchant
-had taken off his boots and oilskin.
-
-He went back to the steering-wheel.
-
-Just then the stokehold hatch opened, the stoker drew himself out, and
-scrambled cautiously aft. He began unlashing one of the two remaining
-barricoes of water, when a sudden lurch of the boat threw him off his
-feet, and he slid overboard.
-
-Like lightning Marchant, shouting "Take the wheel, sir!" jumped in front
-of the protecting shield, flung himself down, gripping the wire round
-the engine-room casing with one hand, leant over the gunwale, and seized
-the stoker almost before he had fallen completely over the side. There
-was the crash of something being overturned, the sizzle of red-hot
-cinders falling in the water, and Marchant, with a jerk, wrenched the
-man against the boat's side. He gripped the life-line; Marchant gave a
-heave, and he climbed on board again. It all happened in the twinkling
-of an eye.
-
-Marchant came back and took the wheel.
-
-"Pretty quick work, that!" the Orphan said. "He'd have been drowned; we
-couldn't have turned round to pick him up."
-
-"No; it wouldn't have been safe," Marchant shouted back, meeting a
-vicious swerve of the stern with a touch of helm.
-
-"Look at my hands and face, sir," he said, when the picket-boat had
-quieted herself. "I knocked over that bogey; it hadn't gone out, and
-the cinders burnt me or scalded me when they fell into the water."
-
-By the moonlight the Orphan saw that his face and hands were very red.
-
-"I can't see that _Lord Nelson's_ boat, sir," Marchant shouted in a
-minute or two. "She ought to have seen us turn and followed. I can't
-see her now."
-
-The Orphan looked astern and could see nothing. In ordinary
-circumstances he would have gone back to look for her; but with that
-raging, roaring, steep sea racing after them, both he and Marchant knew
-this was now out of the question.
-
-The only thing they could do they did; Marchant going aft, lighting a
-lantern, and lashing it to show astern.
-
-He left the wheel to the Orphan.
-
-By the time Marchant came back the tug hove in sight, tossing and
-tumbling in the white foaming seas, evidently standing by two
-motor-lighters which had broken adrift and were almost hidden in spray,
-broadside-on to the waves. They saw nothing of the other two.
-
-They passed them, and caught up with one of the other picket-boats.
-Marchant roared through his megaphone for her to keep Kephalo Light well
-clear to port because of the "submarine detector" nets. He knew where
-they were, and this steamboat seemed to be steering for them.
-
-"There's one caught in them, over there, sir!" Marchant shouted,
-pointing far away to port. "She'll probably drift on to the rocks."
-
-"Can't we go and help?" the Orphan shouted, knowing full well that this
-was impossible, for once the propeller fouled those nets his picket-boat
-would be helpless, and drift on the rocks herself when the waves tore
-her out of the nets.
-
-Marchant shook his head.
-
-In half an hour they had Kephalo Light a couple of miles on their port
-beam; half an hour later they had edged the picket-boat into
-comparatively smooth water, and by eleven o'clock that night they went
-in through the gate in the submarine net at Kephalo, and ran alongside
-the _Achates_.
-
-By this time Marchant's face and hands had begun to swell and blister
-from that scald or burn, and were very painful.
-
-The Orphan sent him inboard to Dr. Gordon, and took his steamboat round
-the sunken breakwater ships alongside the landing-place. Then he
-stumbled, wet through and fearfully tired, up to the wooden hut, woke
-the Fierce One, and reported himself.
-
-He became horribly unpopular, and was ordered to report in the morning.
-So back he went to the picket-boat, tied her up alongside the sunken
-Oruba; and he and his crew went to sleep, and would have slept for ever,
-if the crew of another picket-boat, tied up close to them, had not given
-them a "shake" next morning.
-
-In the forenoon the Orphan was sent outside the harbour to search for
-the other picket-boats which had not arrived. He saw the Cheese-mite's
-boat hard and fast on shore, and another breaking up not far from her.
-He expected that the crews had swum or scrambled ashore (they had done
-so); but the seas ran much too high for him to go in and give
-assistance, so back he came into harbour and reported this.
-
-"Hum!" growled the Fierce One. "You don't belong to me any more; go
-back to your ship."
-
-The tired midshipman, thinking that he had disgraced himself, went back.
-
-Bubbles met him at the top of the gangway--his face redder, and his
-chuckling, snorting noises louder than ever. "Orphan! Orphan!" he
-blurted out; "you and I are off to 'W' beach. The Sub went there
-yesterday, and we're going to-night. Really--honour bright!" as he saw
-that the Orphan thought that his leg was being "pulled".
-
-"Phew! That's grand! My word, what luck!" the Orphan burst out, his
-tired eyes lighting up as he realized that Bubbles meant it.
-
-Marchant, with his left hand bandaged up and his face all oily and red,
-was waiting to go down into the boat.
-
-"Good-bye!" the Orphan said. "We've had a splendid time together,
-haven't we? Good luck to you!" and darted away to see the Commander and
-get his orders; but then, remembering "Kaiser Bill", ran back again.
-
-"He's all right; they're bringing him up along with your gear," Bubbles
-told him. "I'll look after everything. You do look a prize burglar!"
-
-He found the Commander. "Yes, you are to go across in a trawler--about
-five o'clock. The Captain wishes to see you."
-
-So aft he went, and found Captain Macfarlane in his cabin smoking a
-cigarette, as usual.
-
-"Hum!" he said, smiling when he saw how unkempt the Orphan looked, his
-face dirty, and his clothes hardly dry from last night's soaking. "Hum,
-Mr. Orpen! We don't seem to be able to carry on this war without you,
-do we? You have to go across to 'W' beach to-night, and you'll probably
-be there for some time."
-
-"Are they going to evacuate Helles, sir?" the Orphan asked.
-
-"I expect you will be able to tell me that, when you've been there a few
-days. You were out in that gale last night, I hear, and the only one of
-those five boats to get back. Hum! You seem lucky."
-
-"We had 'Kaiser Bill' on board. Old Fletcher, the stoker, made me take
-him."
-
-"Oh! was that it?" smiled the Captain, tugging his beard. "Well, off
-you go, and good luck to you! You'll have plenty of shells to
-dodge--over there. You'd better take 'Kaiser Bill' with you."
-
-"I will, sir, if Fletcher lets me." And the Orphan, hugely happy and
-delighted, went away to the gun-room to tell all his adventures.
-
-At four o'clock that afternoon Bubbles and the Orphan stood at the top
-of the accommodation ladder, with all the clothes and gear they wanted
-in two ordinary sailor's kit-bags, and their bedding made up in two
-bundles. On top of the bundles rested "Kaiser Bill's" wooden box, with
-the tortoise inside. Old Fletcher had come aft, and was "fussing" round
-him.
-
-"We'll look after him all right. Thank you for lending him!" they
-called out as they went down into the Hun's steam pinnace. "Kaiser
-Bill" and their gear were carried down after them, and the Hun took them
-across to the waiting trawler.
-
-By five o'clock the _Achates_ was once more out of sight, and the
-trawler was steaming towards Cape Helles with the remnants of last
-night's gale on her starboard beam. The two midshipmen both wore once
-again the khaki which the Fierce One had forbidden, the same clothes
-they had worn when they left "W" beach at the end of May, six months and
-a half ago; and they felt supremely happy, crouching in the lee of the
-trawler's galley, and watching the island of Kephalo gradually fading
-out of sight till darkness hid it altogether.
-
-At half-past six the trawler ran alongside a sunken steamer--the outer
-hulk of Pier No. 1; a steamboat came for them, and landed them and their
-gear at No. 3 Pier--the pier they had watched being commenced by the
-Sappers the very day of the landing. By the light of a single lantern
-they found the Pier-master--a Sub-lieutenant, R.N.R.--and were ordered
-to report themselves to the Naval Transport Officer.
-
-"You'd better go up to the Mess," the R.N.R. Sub told them. "You'll
-probably find him up there."
-
-He gave them two men to carry their gear, and with "Kaiser Bill" under
-the Orphan's arm they stumbled along the pier in the dark till their
-feet scrunched into the sand on "W" beach.
-
-"What a time since we were here!" Bubbles blurted out; and: "Isn't it
-grand to get back again?" the Orphan chuckled.
-
-There were no flares now, the shore was absolutely dark.
-
-They started off along the beach towards where the main gully road used
-to be; but everything had so changed, and it was so dark, that they soon
-had to let the two seamen with their bundles lead the way--off that
-beach, up a broad, firm road, turning to the left along a narrow path,
-then down some wooden steps, and so to a dark "cutting" in the side of
-the slope, at the end of which a glow of light showed through
-half-opened folding-doors.
-
-"Here's the Officers' Mess, sir. Glad to see you on shore, sir," said
-one of the seamen; and the Orphan recognized Plunky Bill's voice.
-
-"Hello! You here? How are things going?"
-
-"Pretty quiet, sir; nothing much doing."
-
-"Are they going to evacuate the place?"
-
-"I ain't 'eard nothing. We've been landing a good many of the soldiers
-round from Suvla--a good show--down there, sir. I ain't 'eard nothing
-about nobody going off."
-
-Bubbles, looking in through the doors and seeing no one inside, asked
-him where the Sub was.
-
-"Don't see much of him, sir. I works down at No. 1 Pier--mostly. Well,
-we'll stick your gear 'ere. Some of the officers will be a-coming up
-soon."
-
-"'Kaiser Bill' has come along--for luck," the Orphan said; and Plunky
-Bill stepped into the lamp-light from the half-open door to have a look
-at him in his box.
-
-"'E will bring luck all right, sir. I wish we'd 'ad 'im at that there
-Ajano place."
-
-Then they were left alone, went inside through the door--evidently the
-folding-doors from the saloon of one of the sunken steamers--into a
-pantry sort of place, through it into a long room some 9 feet high, 20
-feet long, and 12 feet broad, with a wooden floor and a wooden ceiling,
-from which an oil-lamp hung--the lamp which had glowed through the
-doorway--over a long wooden table littered with newspapers, and with a
-wooden bench on either side of it. At the far end was a
-fire-place--alight and burning cosily--some deck chairs round it, a
-packing-case full of coal in the corner, and a very dilapidated
-card-table.
-
-"Look how they make cupboards!" said Bubbles excitedly, and pointed to
-two shell-boxes let into the clay walls. "Isn't that 'cute'?"
-
-Then from outside came a loud voice. "My jumping Jimmy! D'you think
-I'm going to land a hundred tons of hay a night like this? Not if I
-know it. It would all get soaked. Tell him to wait till the morning;
-the sea will have gone down by then."
-
-The Sub came in, calling out: "Outside! Outside! Pantry! Pantry!
-Bring me a bottle of beer!" And seeing the two midshipmen, burst out
-with: "Yoicks, my merry kippers! My bubbling Bubbles! My perishing
-Orphan! Pantry! Pantry! Bring three bottles!"
-
-"They've sent you two here, have they? Good egg! Well, you'll have
-lots to do, and a lot of shell-dodging. They've got a better brand in
-stock now--burst every time. Hello! There goes one!" he said, as the
-roaring thud of a bursting shell came from somewhere up the ridge, and
-some bits of dried clay broke away from the walls and rattled down on
-the wooden floor. "That fell in the Ordnance Stores. They've had a lot
-there lately."
-
-"Where's it from? Achi Baba?" asked the Orphan.
-
-"Old 'Asiatic Annie'--a 6-inch. She's a confounded nuisance. What
-d'you think of my 'dug-out'? Come and see where I 'pig' it;" and the
-Sub took them past the fire-place into a little room beyond, and,
-flashing his electric torch, showed them two beds, a small table,
-cupboard places in the mud walls, a stove, and two little
-wash-stands--evidently taken out of a ship. "We've got lots of stuff
-from these sunken hulks. Snug little place, isn't it?--especially when
-we light the stove in the corner."
-
-"Are we going to live here?" the midshipmen asked.
-
-"Good heavens, no, my wriggling worms! You won't live with the
-aristocracy. Come along, and I'll show you your 'pigsty'--another
-'dug-out', which we call the dormitory."
-
-A fine-looking old Leading Seaman, an old Naval Reserve man named
-Richards--he may have been fifty, he may have been sixty--came in with
-the three glasses of beer, just as another tremendous roar shook the
-wooden beams overhead and made the tin lamp-shade rattle--it sounded not
-twenty yards away.
-
-"In the Sappers' place, that one, sir; they're starting early to-night,"
-the old chap said, putting the tray on the table.
-
-"Send these officers' gear round to the dormitory; you'll find it
-outside," the Sub told him.
-
-"They've gone already, sir," Richards said.
-
-"What's on top of those beams?" the Orphan asked, a little anxiously, as
-another roaring explosion thudded the air, not quite so near as the
-last.
-
-"A new tarpaulin, my Orphan! I stole it yesterday. It's waterproof,
-too!"
-
-"Can those things come in here?"
-
-"There's nothing to prevent 'em," grinned the Sub. "Come along, and
-we'll peg out a claim for you two in the dormitory. Hello! what the
-devil have you got there?" he said, seeing "Kaiser Bill's" box on the
-table, and opening it, roared with laughter. "Old Fletcher made you
-bring him?"
-
-"He made me take him for Suvla evacuation--for luck--and the Captain
-told me I'd better bring him here, as he'd brought luck there."
-
-"Are they going to evacuate this place?" they both asked at the same
-time.
-
-The Sub shook his head. "I don't think so. So you were at Suvla? Of
-course you were; you'll have to tell me all about it. What a splendid
-show that was! Our chaps here made a pretence of advancing that same
-day--lost a lot of people."
-
-By now he had taken them through the cutting. "That's the kitchen," he
-said, as he took them out of the mess and they passed a place with a
-light in it; "old Richards looks after it, and us, like a mother." He
-led them through another deep cutting, and through an opening closed by
-a door--evidently a door taken from the cabin of one of the sunken
-hulks. "More loot," the Sub said, switching on his torch and leading
-the way into a long place with a few planks laid over the clayey earth,
-with earth walls and a timber roof. Six beds were already there, with
-bags between them, and their own bundles lay, lonely, in the middle.
-
-He showed them a corner where they could spread out their beds. "I'll
-get some planks put there in the morning," he told them. "You'd better
-come along and see the Captain now; he'll be up in his 'dug-out' by this
-time, I expect."
-
-As they went out on to the open slope, climbed up to a road which ran
-immediately at the back of the dormitory, another high-explosive shell
-burst high up the ridge, lighting up a few white tents.
-
-The Orphan winced and Bubbles chuckled.
-
-Then it was all dark again. "Mind those steps; keep close to me; here
-we are," and the Sub took them along another cutting to the Naval
-Transport Officer's "dug-out".
-
-They found this naval Captain there, washing the sand off his face.
-
-"Two of our midshipmen, sir; the two we expected."
-
-He turned round--a short, thick-set man with a bullet-shaped, closely
-cropped head--and he wiped the soap-suds off his mahogany-coloured face.
-
-"All right; the Sub will show you where to go; glad to have you," and he
-waved them away.
-
-They went back towards the Mess.
-
-"You'll have to take charge of a picket-boat," the Sub told Bubbles;
-"and you, Orphan, will have to do odd jobs under me--all sorts of
-things: cleaning up the camp, fetching coal, any old thing. Ah! look
-out! here comes another!"
-
-They heard the whistling swish of a shell, and then another glare, and
-another tremendous explosion burst, just the other side of the Naval
-Mess.
-
-Instinctively they had thrown themselves down on the ground; something
-hurtled past and buried itself in the sand close by; and as they
-scrambled to their feet the Sub said angrily: "Confound them! Come
-along back to the Mess; you can have a wash in my basin, and then it
-will be time for dinner."
-
-Two soldiers--a Major and a subaltern, the Military Landing Officers--a
-R.N.R. lieutenant, and two R.N.R. sub-lieutenants came in at odd times
-for dinner. The Sub hurried through his meal, put on a thick coat, and
-warmed himself in front of the fire before going down to the beach.
-
-"Is there much to do to-night?" asked one of the soldier officers--the
-subaltern.
-
-"Absolutely nothing, old chap, except to get off a tug, two steamboats,
-something like half a dozen lighters driven ashore last night; try and
-repair about twenty feet of No. 1 Pier washed away by the other gale,
-and see what can be done with the 'Inner Hulk'--she broke her back when
-the pier 'went', and we'll have to try and get a gangway across the gap;
-otherwise I can't think of anything."
-
-Two of the R.N.R. officers went with him, but he sent the two midshipmen
-to turn in. Neither of them had had any proper sleep for three days,
-and they both had been nodding and yawning, and looking stupidly tired
-all through that meal.
-
-So they turned in, put "Kaiser Bill" between them for luck, and slept
-like "tops".
-
-
-
-
- *CHAPTER XXIII*
-
- *"In 'Dug-outs' at Cape Helles"*
-
-
-Richards, that splendid old Leading Seaman who "ran" the Mess, brought
-them both a cup of tea in the morning. "Four bells just struck, sirs;
-breeze gone round to the north-east, pretty nippy outside it is, but
-fine. Hands 'fall in' at half-past six." He lighted an oil-lamp and
-left them.
-
-Bubbles snuggled down under the blankets and would have gone to sleep
-again, had not the Orphan pulled them off him and made him turn out.
-
-They dressed hurriedly, saw that "Kaiser Bill" was safe in his corner;
-and by seven o'clock, just before the dawn commenced, Bubbles had taken
-charge of a very much battered, old picket-boat lying alongside No. 3
-Pier; and the Orphan, with a party of five stokers, was sent up behind
-the Mess to deepen a shallow gutter-way between it and the road, to
-prevent rain washing off the road on to the top of the dormitory and
-that new tarpaulin which the Sub had stolen.
-
-He met the Sub coming back from his night's work on the beach, wet
-through and very fagged. "I got some of those lighters off, but there's
-another week's work down there at that job," he said.
-
-When daylight came, the Orphan found that "W" beach had altered very
-much since he had been there, six months and a half ago. The cliffs
-beyond were crowned by a vast number of hospital tents and marquees;
-where, previously, the horse and mule "lines" had been, tents and
-marquees, and huge masses of stores, protected by tarpaulins, now
-occupied these spaces, and the irregular sandy track up the gully to the
-ridge had become a wide well-made road with well-metalled roads
-branching away to left and right. Everywhere there were "dug-outs", not
-open ones as in those early days, but covered with wooden or
-galvanized-iron roofs, over which at least one protecting layer of
-sand-bags had been laid. Motor-lorries dashed along the roads
-continuously, and seemed to have taken the place of horses and mules
-almost entirely.
-
-Along the face of the steep cliff, on the far side of the gully from
-where those one-inch Nordenfeldts and maxims had played such havoc among
-the Lancashire Fusiliers on the day of the landing, a steep road had
-been cut in the face of it, and the Orphan saw hundreds of "dug-outs" up
-there.
-
-Fifty yards below him was the beach itself, with its four little
-piers--No. 1 Pier to his right, with a gap in it made by the first of
-the south-west gales; beyond it the "Inner Hulk", a sunken steamer with
-her back broken; and beyond her, at right angles, another sunken
-steamer, the "Outer Hulk". At his feet was No. 2 Pier, the first pier
-the Sappers had begun on the 25th April; and beyond this the longer No.
-3 Pier, with its end curving towards the "Outer Hulk", so that a small
-harbour[#] had been formed in which now lay two little "coaster"
-steamers, several lighters, and a trawler.
-
-
-[#] This harbour was called Port Talbot after the Captain of the poor
-old _Majestic_.
-
-
-Beyond and to the left, under the high cliff, was No. 4 Pier, more of a
-mole or jetty than a pier, protected a little from the east by a reef of
-rocks. It was on this pier that the Orphan, later on, had so much work
-to do. Farther along still, several lighters had stranded, and one or
-two were already broken up.
-
-Out towards Tenedos and over against the Asiatic shore the usual
-trawlers and drifters and a couple of destroyers patrolled for
-submarines.
-
-But what struck the Orphan most vividly was the emptiness of the Straits
-between him and the Asiatic shore. In May they had been almost crowded
-with battleships, transports, hospital ships, ships of all sorts and
-sizes; now a solitary hospital ship lay off Helles, and only two or
-three small craft and tugs were anchored inshore.
-
-The Turks fired no shells that morning until the breakfast hour, when
-two fell among the Sappers' stores and tents, without, however, doing
-any damage.
-
-After breakfast the Orphan and his stokers had more digging to do,
-extending the beach party's "dug-outs" at the foot of the low cliff,
-below the Mess "dug-out", and commencing others. Shells came over every
-now and then all the morning, but none burst near the Orphan's party.
-When they knocked off work and started dinner, the Turks over on the
-Asiatic shore fired many big 6-inch high explosives, which did very
-little material damage, though they racked his nerves exceedingly.
-
-The Orphan never even pretended that he did not hate those shells; and
-when, that afternoon, he received orders to take twenty men, embark in a
-tug, and go down to Rabbit Island to draw coal, he felt extremely
-pleased to get away from them. Rabbit Island is a tiny little island at
-the mouth of the Straits, and when he arrived there he found two small
-monitors with long-range guns busily bombarding the Asiatic guns. The
-Turks were firing back, and when he went alongside the collier to get
-his filled coal-bags, one of their wretched shells fell so close to the
-tug as to splash the bows. The Orphan loaded his coal-bags and started
-back to "W" beach, realizing that the only thing to do, if he meant to
-enjoy himself, was simply not to think of shells at all. Of course, in
-twenty-four hours he had made friends with Richards, that Leading
-Seaman; and the old man could not help noticing that he flinched
-whenever a big shell moaned through the air, and burst with its horrid,
-rending roar. "Look here, sir," he said; "it's just like this: don't
-you worry about them--it's no use worrying. If you're meant to be
-killed, killed you will be, wherever you go or whatever you do; so just
-pay no attention to them."
-
-It is difficult for a youngster to take comfort from such a fatalistic
-conviction; but by the end of the week the Orphan was able to tell
-Bubbles that he had not "ducked" once during the last twenty-four hours.
-"That shows I'm not such a duffer, doesn't it, old chap?" he said
-proudly.
-
-During those first few days a good deal of mysterious landing and
-embarking of troops went on, which nobody seemed able to
-explain--though, as far as anyone in the Naval Mess knew, many more were
-coming than going. Also, it became known that the new-comers were
-taking over--gradually--the French section of the line, and that French
-troops and guns embarked every night. The Turks naturally knew that our
-men were occupying the French trenches immediately opposite them, so
-that there was no need for secrecy, and many of the French guns were
-towed away from "V" beach in broad daylight. A tug would take away a
-heavily loaded lighter at the end of a very long tow-rope, and "Asiatic
-Annie" and her sisters often made "towing-target" practice at this
-lighter and its guns--though without ever hitting them.
-
-The Orphan himself never went to "V" beach, but Bubbles often did so,
-and found quite a good harbour there, made by a big Messageries
-Maritimes steamer sunk this side of the _River Clyde_ (apparently none
-the worse for her seven months of being shelled), and an obsolete old
-French battleship hulk--the _Massena_--sunk almost to close the gap
-between them. Whenever the French happened to have a slack night, most
-of the British nightly reinforcements (from the 9th Corps, which had
-been at Suvla) landed there.
-
-Christmas Day arrived, and the Turks greeted it with a more than usually
-heavy shelling of both beaches, the Sappers' and Ordnance Store Depots
-suffering considerably. This, and an extra good dinner that night--when
-Richards produced two turkeys, obtained from one of the Greek islands,
-and several officers contributed Christmas puddings and mince-pies, sent
-from home by the Christmas mail--marked the day. Otherwise all work
-went on as usual.
-
-Every now and again the French battleship _Suffren_ came along up the
-Straits, with her protecting destroyers and trawlers and her "spotting"
-aeroplane, and bombarded the Asiatic guns for a couple of hours or so.
-At other times a British battleship repeated the performance with even
-greater zest; but though those annoying guns remained quiet whilst they
-were being bombarded, they always opened a very vigorous fire on the
-beaches directly the battleships had left.
-
-On the other side of the Peninsula, round the "left flank" coast,
-assisting destroyers very frequently harassed the Turkish trenches on
-the Achi Baba right flank, and a big monitor almost daily bombarded Achi
-Baba or Chanak Fort with her big 14-inch guns.
-
-Everything went on as usual, and as though we intended to hold the end
-of the Peninsula for ever.
-
-Everyone in the Naval Mess was far too busy embarking and disembarking
-troops and stores by night, preparing for the winter, strengthening
-their "dug-outs", repairing piers, and patching damaged boats by day, to
-know exactly what was happening up in the front-line trenches.
-Intermittent artillery duels, at all hours of every day, went on in the
-usual manner, and without any apparent especial military object. At
-night, when working on the piers, they often heard furious bursts of
-rifle and machine-gun firing, sometimes the bursting of trench bombs; at
-times field-guns also used to "chip in" at night; but everyone had
-become so accustomed to all this that no one paid any attention to it or
-remarked about it.
-
-Shells fell on the beaches and above them just as usual; 6-inch high
-explosives came from the Asiatic side--two or three an hour--from
-daylight until two o'clock next morning, at which time the Turkish
-gunners "packed up". During the men's "stand easy", in the middle of
-the day, perhaps twenty would come along; and again, at nine o'clock at
-night, they would start fairly brisk firing for three-quarters of an
-hour.
-
-The Naval Camp, lying as it did just below the R.E. "Park", and not far
-from the Ordnance Stores--both favourite targets of "Asiatic Annie
-"--received a good many of her misses, and most of the "shorts" fell on
-the beach itself. By this time the men working within this shell area
-had become so accustomed and hardened to these intermittent noises of
-shells shrieking towards them and bursting, that work was seldom
-interrupted. At night, sentries along the beach would watch for the
-glare made by the flash of the Asiatic howitzers, and would call out
-"Take cover!" Eighteen seconds afterwards the shell, if fired at "V"
-beach, would burst there; but if fired at "W" beach twenty seconds
-elapsed, after the warning shout, before the shell could be heard
-rushing through the night air with a rapidly increasing "swishing"
-noise. In twenty-five seconds it arrived, burst with a very vivid flash
-and that nerve-shaking, rending roar, and did whatever damage it had
-found to do.
-
-Sometimes, in the silence which followed, would be heard the melancholy
-call, "Stretcher! Stretcher!" but most frequently a hole in the ground,
-or a few scattered boxes of stores or bundles of fodder, alone marked
-where it had fallen and burst.
-
-From Achi Baba came the little 4.1-inch shells at all hours of the day.
-
-People told the Orphan that some ten days after the
-Belgrade-Nish-Constantinople railway had been reopened through conquered
-Serbia, it became evident that the Turks were much more lavish with
-their ammunition.
-
-They must have received ample additional supplies, and, what was still
-more noticeable, the new shells nearly always burst.
-
-The Orphan gradually grew accustomed to these shells, but he was always
-"mighty" glad when the two big "hates" of the day were finished.
-
-Everyone had marvellous escapes; in fact, marvellous escapes were so
-common that the recounting of them soon failed to interest others.
-
-One morning the Orphan was sleeping soundly in the dormitory, and at
-about ten o'clock Bubbles, who had somehow or other fallen overboard
-from his picket-boat, ran up to shift his wet clothes, and could not
-resist the temptation of waking up the Orphan. He had just commenced to
-get some sense into him and make him take an interest in his accident,
-when in through the roof smashed a shell, passed between the Orphan
-sitting on his bed and Bubbles standing over him, buried itself in the
-ground, and burst. Bubbles was thrown to the other side of the
-dormitory, the Orphan found himself on top of an awakened and angry
-R.N.R. Lieutenant, and all three, covered with dust, dashed through the
-smoke out into the open air.
-
-"Kaiser Bill!" the Orphan cried, darted back again, and brought out the
-tortoise.
-
-"He was under my bed, he wasn't quite buried; he doesn't seem to have
-been hit."
-
-They tried anxiously to make him put out his head, but he wouldn't.
-Bubbles, seizing him, looked inside the shell. "He's all right," he
-said, much relieved; "I saw his mouth move."
-
-"I bet that he got the fright of his life,", Bubbles gurgled; and then
-noticed that the Orphan's wrist, the right one, was bleeding, and that
-blood was coming through his own soaked trousers. They found a small
-cut on the Orphan's right wrist, and that Bubbles had a little gash
-behind the left knee--quite trivial things, only requiring a bandage
-round each. Actually, that was all the damage done to those two
-midshipmen, although the shell had burst immediately behind and between
-them.
-
-"Fancy what might have happened if 'Kaiser Bill' had not been there,"
-the superstitious Orphan, a little "shaken", kept saying.
-
-The R.N.R. Lieutenant, having fixed them up with bandages, took them
-inside the dormitory to dig their things out again and get the place
-tidied up. They shook the sand and clay from their bedding; dug out the
-clothes which had been lying on the floor; found some of the fragments
-of the shell, probably a 4.1-inch from Achi Baba; looked at the jagged
-hole in the wooden roof; and when Bubbles, having changed his wet
-clothes, went away, limping a little, to take charge of his picket-boat
-again, the other two turned in and slept until midday. Directly the
-Orphan woke he hunted round for the tortoise, and felt greatly relieved
-when he saw "Kaiser Bill's" cunning old head peeping out.
-
-On the next night it blew hard from the north-east--away from the end of
-the Peninsula. Unfortunately for Bubbles, he had the job, that night,
-of towing a big Malta lighter, full of mules, out to a transport, and
-when away from the shelter of the land something went wrong with the
-tow-rope, and it fouled the screw of his picket-boat. Both lighter and
-picket-boat drifted helplessly out to sea, and eventually became
-separated. It was a bitterly cold night--so dark that you could not see
-fifty yards in front of you, and two miles from the end of the Peninsula
-a very unpleasant sea was running. The lighter full of mules drifted
-away, but by some lucky chance stranded on Rabbit Island, and Bubbles in
-his helpless, waterlogged picket-boat had the luck to be found and
-picked up by a patrolling trawler, which towed him into safety.
-
-He did not get back to "W" beach until long after daylight, and was then
-sent up to get his breakfast and some sleep. For some reason or other,
-his bed had been moved into the small "sleeping 'dug-out'" at the side
-of the Mess opposite to the dormitory, and almost at the same hour as
-the day before, a big shell from "Asiatic Annie" came in and completely
-wrecked it. No one else slept there that morning, and he had a most
-marvellous escape. The three empty beds, the wash-stands, and little
-stove were destroyed, and a macintosh which he had pulled over his
-blankets had several gashes torn in it, but he himself had not a
-scratch. Old Richards, running in through the Mess, and unable to see
-owing to the dust and smoke, switched on an electric torch and called
-out "Are you all right, sir?" never thinking that he could possibly be
-alive.
-
-"I woke up," said Bubbles afterwards, bubbling over with excitement,
-"and found the whole place blooming dark; everything seemed to be
-tumbling down on top of me, and my hair was full of sand and stuff. I
-couldn't think what was the matter, and the smell of the place was
-simply beastly. It wasn't till old Richards came in, flashed his torch,
-wanted to know whether I was alive or not, and told me a shell had come
-in, that I knew what had happened. It spoilt that new macintosh I paid
-one pound ten for yesterday up at the Ordnance, confound it!"
-
-The rest of the morning Bubbles and Richards spent digging out his
-"gear". They found his watch some two feet under the sand, still going,
-but the glass cracked. The "dug-out" was completely wrecked and quite
-uninhabitable.
-
-He shifted back again into the dormitory, but had no more time for
-sleep. "I'll stick nearer to old 'Kaiser Bill' another time," he told
-the Orphan, poking fun at him and his superstitions.
-
-The very next day, when on his way to the Mess for a hasty lunch, he
-stopped to speak to Richards, the Leading Seaman, who had just come out
-of the kitchen. At that moment a shell came past them, fell through the
-open kitchen door, and burst inside. Richards calmly put down the tureen
-of pea soup which he was carrying, and together they went in through the
-smoke to see if anyone had been injured. One man lay dead, and another
-had been badly cut about the shoulder by a splinter. He was carried
-away immediately to the Casualty Clearing-station beyond the gully, and
-the dead man covered up and removed. "Poor chap!" Richards muttered,
-"he only landed two hours ago for the first time. It's a strange thing
-how some get picked off, sir, isn't it?"
-
-"Well, that's the third close shave for me--in three days too. I'll
-tell the Orphan that. He'll think it tremendously lucky," Bubbles said.
-
-"I shouldn't like to say that it isn't, sir," Richards replied
-thoughtfully.
-
-These three "experiences" seemed to have absolutely no effect on this
-midshipman's nerves, and the Orphan marvelled at him, and despised
-himself for hating and dreading shells so much.
-
-
-By now they had made themselves quite cosy in their corner of the
-dormitory; a sand-bag was placed over the shell hole in the roof; their
-beds were raised from the ground on some planks; they looted a washstand
-and a looking-glass from one of the hulks, and had much fun digging
-"cupboards" for themselves in the clay walls.
-
-"Kaiser Bill", too, seemed quite at home, and enjoyed his occasional
-exercises on the slope below the Mess, waking up, sprinting gaily for
-three or four yards, and then sulking because nothing green grew there.
-However, they managed to get him green stuff occasionally, and in the
-evenings, whenever they were off duty, they took him into the Mess after
-dinner, and he became quite frisky in the warmth of the fire. Those
-evenings were very jolly after a hard day's work and a good dinner,
-sitting in "deck" chairs in front of the cheerful fire, yarning, and not
-worrying much about the shells which, every now and then, burst along
-the ridge and made the dry "clayey" walls shake bits down on the wooden
-floor--not worrying about them, in spite of the fact that if one fell on
-top of the Mess the Sub's tarpaulin and the timber roof would not keep
-it out, nor would the long skylight hatchway, taken bodily out of one of
-the hulks and now fitted into the roof of the Mess.
-
-It was one of their amusements to see "Kaiser Bill" "duck" when he heard
-a shell burst. He might be scampering over the floor--or the table--at
-the rate of two feet a minute, with his head and neck stretched out, or
-be nibbling enthusiastically at a piece of fresh cabbage leaf or onion
-stalk; but directly he heard the thud and roar of a shell bursting,
-however far away, in would go his head and legs, and nothing would
-entice him to put them out again for at least half an hour.
-
-Bubbles and the Orphan always placed him down between their bunks when
-they turned in--for luck.
-
-Food was good and plentiful--the army cheese simply grand; water was
-fairly plentiful from wells and springs; as for the Ordnance stores,
-they could supply everything from an electric torch to a stove, from a
-wheelbarrow to a motor bicycle, from a pair of trench gloves to a pair
-of india-rubber trench boots coming half-way up your thigh.
-
-In fact, everything went on comfortably, and a week after the two
-midshipmen had landed they had entirely forgotten about "evacuation",
-and only thought it a joke when a Turkish aeroplane dropped the message:
-"Good-bye, British soldiers; we know you are going, and are sorry to
-lose you".
-
-Flies had of course disappeared with the cold weather--disappeared long
-ago, and the only bothering live things were rats--great, fat, sleek
-fellows, who ran hurdle races round the dormitory at night to keep
-themselves in good condition, jumping over the sleeping midshipmen and
-the other officers there.
-
-
-One night the Orphan met Bubbles, and saw by his face that something
-unusual had occurred.
-
-"What is it? Any news?"
-
-"They're sending every one of those Greek labourers[#] away to-night.
-They've given them two hours to pack up, and you and I have to embark
-them. What does that mean, I wonder?"
-
-
-[#] Some two hundred Greek labourers had been employed ever since the
-landing, and had, for the most part, worked well; constantly under fire.
-
-
-"Perhaps they've caught them spying; making signals or getting
-information across to the Turks,' the Orphan suggested.
-
-"I don't know; it's jolly rummy."
-
-"There's a lot of ammunition to be landed to-night, some time after ten
-o'clock," the Sub said, joining them. "You'll have to go out in the
-lighter, Orphan, so you'll have a busy time."
-
-Well, just before ten o'clock, when the Orphan had started to warp the
-empty lighter away from No. 4 Pier, a messenger came down from the
-N.T.O. to tell him that this ammunition was not to be landed, and he
-heard afterwards that it went back to Mudros immediately.
-
-This roused their curiosity; and when, next night, three lieutenants and
-many more bluejackets arrived, and half a dozen of those motor-lighters
-(the "water-beetles") and many more picket-boats came across from
-Kephalo, everyone guessed that the final evacuation had been determined
-upon.
-
-And, on the last day of the year, Captain Macfarlane came to take charge
-of the elaborate organization required to embark all the troops, guns,
-horses, and stores without the knowledge of the Turks. He became Senior
-Naval Transport Officer, and lived in his big "dug-out" along a path cut
-in the cliff beyond the Naval Mess, and known as "Park Lane" because all
-the senior officers had their "dug-outs" there.
-
-The Sub, Bubbles, and the Orphan were immensely pleased that he had
-come--he had such a kind, good-humoured way of giving orders, and
-nothing ever flustered him.
-
-From now onward, there were no more troops or stores to disembark; but
-the work of sending away the enormous accumulation of stores, and of
-gradually withdrawing troops, guns, horses, and mules, went on at high
-pressure. This took place at night. After dark, transports and store
-ships would come across from Kephalo or Mudros, anchor off "W" beach or
-"V" beach (which now had been handed over by the French to the British),
-and all through the dark hours large "soldier" working parties and the
-Naval beach parties would toil, carrying down the most valuable of the
-Ordnance and Sappers' and Commissariat stores, and loading them in
-lighters (wooden lighters, which had to be towed, or motor-lighters).
-When full, these would be sent off to the store ships, unloaded, and
-sent back again. Every night a troop-carrier would come slowly
-alongside the "Outer Hulk", make fast, and battalions of infantry, with
-their baggage and their maxims, would be taken across to her in
-motor-lighters from No. 3 Pier. Every night, too, many horses and many
-mules went off to the big transports anchored farther out, and were
-hoisted on board.
-
-An hour and a half before dawn, every steamship, transport, and
-troop-carrier had to be away and out of sight; and if, as the time for
-departure arrived, any still had half-emptied lighters alongside, tugs
-would dash out and bring them back. Nothing whatever was allowed to
-delay these big ships, because upon their arrival and departure being
-absolutely hidden from the Turks the whole success of the operation
-depended.
-
-At one time, before the first of those south-west gales had broken a gap
-in No. 1 Pier, it had been possible to walk along it, then up a gangway
-on board the "Inner Hulk", and from her to the "Outer Hulk", and so on
-board anything lying alongside her. This had made the embarking and
-disembarking of troops a very simple and rapid process; and as
-simplicity and rapidity would be so necessary on the last night of the
-evacuation, attempts were made to bridge the gap. The Orphan took part
-in this, working in the day-time under the orders of the Pier-master, a
-Naval lieutenant named Armstrong, a great solid man who always spoke
-extremely deliberately, weighing every syllable, and never appearing to
-get even mildly excited.
-
-First of all a big pontoon was wedged in the gap, but did not quite fill
-it; the vacant intervals were then closed by means of barrels lashed
-stoutly together and held in place by wires and hawsers. If anything
-did go wrong, Mr. Armstrong would fill his pipe and say: "I
-say--my--blooming--oath--you--blokes--
-will--have--to--reeve--another--pretty--big--wire--there"; or,
-"I--say--Orpen--we--shall--have--to--
-lay--out--another--anchor--go--round--and--find--
-a--thundering--big--chap".
-
-When at last these were all fixed to his liking, a broad wooden gangway
-platform was laid over all, between the broken-away ends of the gap.
-
-This business occupied two whole days, during which time the Orphan had
-generally more wet clothes than dry.
-"If--you--don't--take--care--you'll--get --your--feet--wet," Mr.
-Armstrong told him one day, after he had been wading up to his waist in
-the shallow water, on and off for an hour.
-
-Troops now could march straight on board the "Inner Hulk", then across
-to the "Outer Hulk", and so to whatever troop-carrier happened to be
-alongside her. This naturally relieved the congestion at No. 2 and No.
-3 Piers, from which horses and stores were embarked.
-
-But the job which the Orphan liked best was down at No. 4 Pier, working
-with the Sub and a very energetic warrant officer, getting off guns,
-motor-lorries, motor field-workshops, "caterpillar" traction engines,
-and motor ambulances.
-
-Before dark they would get a couple of lighters alongside this pier,
-make them fast to the wall, then dash up to the Mess for a rapid dinner,
-and down again about an hour after dark, when the guns would commence to
-come rumbling down the ridge to the beach--field-guns, stumpy howitzers,
-and long 60-pounders.
-
-Horse teams or "caterpillar" tractors dragged them through the sand to
-just above No. 4 Pier, unhitched, and left them there with their
-"crews". Then the beach party on the pier would make "fast" hook-ropes,
-and hauling on them, whilst the artillerymen man-handled the spokes of
-gun and limber wheels, along would come the gun and its limber, jolting
-aboard the lighter.
-
-One after the other the guns would be coaxed aboard until the lighter
-could hold no more. Then the artillerymen, picking up their rifles and
-kits, would scramble on board, squat down between the gun wheels, cling
-on to the spokes, stow themselves away anywhere so long as they did not
-get in the way of the lighter's crew, who now hauled on a warp-rope,
-made "fast" to the end of No. 3 Pier, and warped the heavily laden
-lighter away from the wall of No. 4 Pier.
-
-A picket-boat, waiting there, would get hold of her, and tow her out to
-the plucky and beautifully handled little tug T1. Then away she would
-be towed by that tug to search for the transport which had anchored off
-Cape Helles after dark. Presently the big ship would loom up, the
-lighter would be towed alongside, made "fast" under a derrick, and left
-there to unload. If any very heavy guns, or heavy, cumbrous things such
-as motor-lorries or "caterpillar" tractors, went off, the Sub or the
-Gunner always took charge of the lighter; but if the load consisted of
-field-guns, or such things as "general service" wagons, he sent the
-Orphan.
-
-This was just the job the Orphan enjoyed--the taking charge of the
-soldier officers and their artillerymen, the warping off from No. 4
-Pier, the tow-out in the darkness of those very dark nights, the job of
-getting his lighter safely secured to the big ship, and the delicate
-business of safely slinging each gun and limber or wagon to the ship's
-derrick "purchase". The purchase would be lowered with its great hook,
-the slings of one gun slipped over it, the Orphan would shout "Hoist
-away!" and whilst that gun dangled overhead in the dark, would busily
-secure the slings to the next, so that time should not be wasted when
-the purchase-hook came down again. It sometimes took a couple of hours
-to unload a lighter, but this depended entirely upon the officers and
-crew of the transport ship. One ship--the _Queen Louise_--would do the
-work in half the time which some others occupied.
-
-The Orphan always felt so happy when the last wagon or the last gun of
-any particular load had been hoisted out of the lighter. It was so
-grand to know that "that little lot" would not fall into the hands of
-the Turks. Best of all, it was such fun to be hoodwinking "the old
-Turk" all this while.
-
-Generally, from the time a loaded lighter shoved off from No. 4 Pier
-until she returned alongside, empty, at least two hours had elapsed, and
-as it often took an hour--sometimes a good deal more--to load up again,
-each lighter seldom made more than two trips a night.
-
-Practically all this work went on in complete darkness. There was no
-moonlight, and the only lights allowed to be shown were small oil-lamps,
-one on each pier, and one on the far end of the "Outer Hulk".
-Fortunately, what breeze blew during the first nine nights came from the
-north-east, and did not interfere with the work; on most of these nights
-the air was absolutely still and the sea absolutely calm.
-
-Before leaving off work in the morning, they would see that any guns
-remaining on the beach or in the lighters were carefully covered up with
-tarpaulins, so that the Turks could not see them from their inquisitive
-aeroplanes, which constantly came circling over, trying to find out what
-the British really intended to do.
-
-Then, perhaps at half-past seven in the morning, thoroughly worn out,
-probably nearly wet through, back they would drag themselves up to the
-Mess, find Richards always ready for them with cocoa or coffee, bacon,
-sometimes eggs, and have their breakfast. Afterwards they would "turn
-in".
-
-"My perishing Orphan!" the Sub would say, as he threw himself on his
-bed. "That's not a bad night's work--twelve guns, and any number of
-wagons and things. But I'm pretty well fagged out, and you look 'done
-to a turn'."
-
-They would sleep till the middle of the day, get up, wash, have lunch,
-and probably go to sleep again till four or half-past. Then a good
-"high tea" Richards would provide for them; and, after that, all those
-who were on night duty--nearly all in fact--gathered in the Mess, smoked
-and yarned, and told how things were "going"--how many troops, how many
-guns, how many horses and mules, and how much stores had been safely
-sent away the night before.
-
-Everyone knew and felt that every man, every gun, horse or mule, every
-motor-lorry, every ton of stores and ammunition sent off was so much to
-the good; and everyone--especially as the day for the final evacuation
-drew nearer--grew anxious lest the Turks should find out what was
-happening, and lest the gentle north-east breeze should give place to a
-south-westerly wind, which would drive seas against the different
-beaches, and delay--perhaps fatally delay--the final embarkation.
-
-There was always the chance of this, and of the two or three thousand
-last troops to come marching back from the empty trenches being hotly
-pressed by the Turks, and of them and the whole of the beach parties
-finding it impossible to get off. To the Orphan, and to many more; it
-also seemed so absolutely unbelievable that the Turks could be deceived
-again; and they thought that they must really know about what was going
-on, and were only waiting until the trenches were so weakly held that
-they could make a successful assault, drive all that remained down to
-the sea, and capture them.
-
-
-
-
- *CHAPTER XXIV*
-
- *The Evacuation of Cape Helles*
-
-
-Friday morning, the 7th January, came, and the Turks had given no sign
-whatever that they guessed what was going on. Shells burst as usual,
-and "Cuthbert", the aeroplane, circled overhead, saw what he could,
-dropped a few bombs on the ridge above "W" beach and near the old _River
-Clyde_, and went home again before our own pursuing aeroplanes could
-catch him.
-
-At two o'clock that afternoon the Turks commenced a fierce bombardment
-of the whole front-line trenches. The Asiatic guns tried to enfilade
-them, too, and for nearly three hours every gun they possessed blazed
-away for all it was worth.
-
-The few guns we had remaining did their utmost to conceal the smallness
-of their numbers by the rapidity of their fire, though, naturally,
-everyone imagined that the Turks must realize how few they were.
-
-At five o'clock the Turks evidently intended to storm the front which
-they had battered so severely, but, except on our extreme left, their
-men could not be induced to leave their trenches.
-
-But here some five or six hundred did advance, and, unfortunately for
-them, came in full view of a battleship which had but lately come out
-from England, fearfully keen to fire her guns, and now happened to be
-zigzagging along the coast, attracted by the continual roar of the
-Turkish artillery. Eagerly looking for something to fire at, she saw,
-all at once, these poor devils of Turks streaming out of their trenches
-across open ground, and let go salvo after salvo into the middle of
-them. Not two hundred came anywhere near our thinly held trenches; some
-twenty reached them, and were promptly bayoneted; perhaps a dozen got
-back to their own. After this no further attack was made, and all
-firing died down at dusk.
-
-The "last night but one" commenced.
-
-All night long the work went on; more troops (after their nerve-shaking
-experience of that afternoon's three hours' bombardment) marched down
-with their baggage and their maxims, filed along No. 1 Pier across the
-"hulks" into the _Ermine_ and other troop-carriers, and were taken away.
-Many of the still remaining guns came back and were sent off from No. 4
-Pier; very many horses were embarked from No. 3 Pier; and soldiers, like
-ants, streamed backwards and forwards between the beach and those store
-depots, bringing down stores and hurrying back for more.
-
-All night long the Orphan listened with tingling ears for the sound of
-anything more than the customary sniping and passing bursts of nervous
-rifle-firing. But the Turks had had a sufficiently severe handling in
-the afternoon; they made no attempt to attack, and the night passed
-absolutely quietly, daylight on Saturday morning coming with everything
-going on just as usual. The troop-carriers, horse-transports, and store
-ships were long since hidden in Kephalo, or below the horizon on their
-way to Mudros; and though the aeroplane came over to reconnoitre and be
-driven home again, there was nothing unusual for it to report.
-
-Exactly how many troops remained or how many guns, neither Bubbles nor
-the Orphan knew; but they did know that the very scantiest number of
-troops held the first-line trenches, and that the guns could almost be
-counted on fingers and toes. All these troops had to be got off that
-night, and almost all the guns.
-
-"Would the weather hold for the last night?" That was what everyone
-asked himself. The sun rose behind Achi Baba not quite so clearly as it
-had done throughout the past week, but the breeze still blew gently from
-the north-east, and hardly a cloud flecked the blue sky.
-
-Captain Macfarlane, tugging at his pointed beard, looked satisfied, and
-went up to his "dug-out" for breakfast and to turn in, after his
-all-night's work, and sleep for a few hours.
-
-Bubbles, who had spent the night at "V" beach in his picket-boat, pulled
-the sleepy Orphan along the path to the Mess. "What d'you think I had
-last night? A bath--a hot bath--aboard the _River Clyde_! It was the
-last drop of hot water she had aboard her, for a shell came in half an
-hour before and cut a steam-pipe or something. Wasn't I lucky?"
-
-They had this their last breakfast in Gallipoli, and then lay down on
-their beds and slept.
-
-At midday they were called, turned out--horribly sleepy--and began to
-roll up their bedding and pack up the rest of their "gear", ready to be
-taken down to the beach. Most of the officers spent the morning doing
-the same.
-
-The barometer had now begun to fall--ever so slightly---and some clouds
-to gather in the west, low down in the horizon, behind the island of
-Tenedos.
-
-Everyone felt a little anxious.
-
-At three o'clock in the afternoon the breeze definitely shifted round to
-the south-west--the dangerous quarter--and all knew that if it increased
-much it would drive seas right on to the beaches, and add tremendously
-to the difficulties of this last night's work.
-
-At five o'clock that afternoon many of the officers gathered in the
-Mess, which they were leaving for ever, and drank to the success of the
-evacuation. "Kaiser Bill" was taken out of his box, placed on the table,
-and drank a little milk out of a saucer for "good luck"; then Bubbles
-took him away to his picket-boat to make certain that he would not be
-left behind, _whatever happened_; and everybody went down to the beach
-and their different jobs, looking doubtfully and anxiously at the sun
-setting behind a gloomy bank of clouds, and the little "white horses"
-which already ruffled the surface of the sea.
-
-"It will be all right," the Orphan told the Sub confidently as they
-walked down to No. 4 Pier. "If "Kaiser Bill" hadn't drunk his milk we
-might have been rather miserable."
-
-"You _are_ a silly ass," the Sub laughed.
-
-Night fell. The breeze freshened steadily, and the two lighters
-alongside No. 4 Pier already banged up against the stone wall in a very
-uncomfortable manner.
-
-Presently some of those remaining guns began rumbling over the ridge to
-the beach, and their teams went round to No. 3 Pier, or cantered back
-over the ridge, with a jangle of harness and thudding of hoofs, to fetch
-more.
-
-When the first lighter had been loaded--with field-guns mostly--her crew
-hauled her off by the warps, the south-west breeze blowing freshly in
-their faces, and the little waves already splashing against her bows. A
-picket-boat took hold of her and handed her over to tug T1, which towed
-her away to sea.
-
-The Orphan went with this first load, and found it a very different
-matter to-night. Though the breeze had not yet attained any great
-strength, a slight, lumpy sea and swell ran, outside, and when he at
-last reached the transport's huge side he had much difficulty in
-bringing the clumsy, heavily loaded lighter alongside and making her
-"fast". As it was, she bumped and rose and fell so much that it took
-nearly two hours to hoist out all those guns, and their "crews", laden
-with their heavy kits, and most of them sea-sick, could hardly climb the
-awkward Jacob's ladders dangling down the ship's dark side.
-
-At last the lighter was cleared, and the tug, lurching out of the
-darkness, brought off the Gunner with another heavily laden lighter,
-left him alongside, and towed the Orphan back.
-
-It was now nearly eleven o'clock; the breeze had become a strong wind,
-and meeting the current flowing out of the Dardanelles, raised an angry,
-steep sea. This immensely increased the difficulties of handling the
-motor-lighters, steamboats, and small tugs which simply swarmed off "W"
-beach and its piers. The clumsy motor-lighters were a danger to
-themselves and a terror to others, for they often refused to answer
-their helms when they left the lee of the sunken hulks and their bows
-first met the seas. It required much skilful seamanship for the
-steamboats to get hold of them in the pitchy darkness and turn them in
-the right way.
-
-The Orphan found more guns waiting to be taken off, and he was about to
-commence to haul them on board his lighter when an order came that they
-were to be destroyed where they stood. Some Sappers arrived, and began
-fixing gun-cotton charges in them.
-
-"They are the last of the guns to be sent off," said the officer in
-charge of them. "It does seem rough luck, doesn't it?"
-
-"What was it like when you left?" asked the Orphan.
-
-"Perfectly quiet; that was an hour ago," he told him.
-
-The Orphan had nothing to do now but wait for further orders.
-
-There was so much wind blowing inshore, towards the trenches, that
-though he strained his ears he could not hear the sound of the usual
-sniping, rifle-firing--in fact he could hear nothing from the direction
-of the trenches. Every now and then a momentary flash showed out behind
-the ridge on the Asiatic shore, and one of "Asiatic Annie's" shells came
-along; to-night they nearly all burst on the ridge close to Cape Helles
-lighthouse, and absolutely harmlessly. Occasionally a big monitor,
-half-way across the Straits, fired a 12-inch gun, and then everything
-round "W" beach, and the white tents above it, were lighted up
-momentarily--like the click of a camera shutter--and the Orphan would
-catch a sudden glimpse of motor-lighters and picket-boats, horses and
-men, on No. 3 Pier, perhaps long lines of troops coming down the road
-from the ridge, or a motor-lorry or motor-ambulance coming down to the
-beach. Then the blackness shut down again, except for the tiny flicker
-of the oil-lamp tied to a post at one corner of the pier.
-
-The Orphan passed this time of waiting talking to the disappointed
-Gunner officer, who told him yarns of yesterday's fierce bombardment,
-and said how annoyed they had been when that battleship had wiped out
-their beautiful "target" of advancing Turks. "You'll hear, all right, if
-the Turks do get into our trenches to-night, after our chaps have left
-them," he said. "They are all mined, and most of the communication
-trenches too. There will be the most infernal noise."
-
-Then out of the darkness came Captain Macfarlane and the Sub. The
-Orphan heard the Captain say: "All right, you can try and take those
-guns off. If you can't manage it, blow them up in the lighter."
-
-Then he was sent round to No. 1 Pier to find out why two motor-lighters
-could not get off. He scrambled along the beach, past the end of No. 3
-Pier, where a large number of gun- and limber-teams were waiting to
-embark in lighters--the horses waiting much more patiently and quietly
-than "humans" would have done--and then past a regiment which had just
-marched in from the trenches, most of the men lying down to relieve the
-weight of their heavy packs. The Orphan guessed correctly that most of
-these packs had a Turkish shell--or two--in them as "curios".
-
-By the time he reached No. 1 Pier and found Mr. Armstrong, things were
-in a bad way. Two crowded motor-lighters lay there, lashed side by
-side, bumping uneasily, and the new platform over the pontoon and those
-barrels which filled the gap in it was swaying and creaking in a most
-unpleasant manner, waves thudding against it every moment.
-
-"Curse--the--lighters--curse--everything!" swore the Lieutenant,
-pronouncing each syllable very deliberately, and without the faintest
-trace of excitement. "The--whole--show--will--go--in--a--minute--
-barrels--pontoon--and--lighters--as--well. One--
-of--the--con-founded--lighters--can't--start--her--
-engines--and--the--other--one--has--smashed--hers."
-
-"The Captain is sending a tug in to help," the Orphan shouted
-loudly--one had to shout because of the creaking and grinding of the
-pontoon and barrels, the noise of the wind and waves, and the bumping of
-the motor-lighters.
-
-Then a tug did back gingerly in, passed a tow-rope aboard the lighters,
-and started to tow them out; but the rope "parted" as it took the
-strain, and the two crowded motor-lighters, catching an eddy of the
-strong wind and current, began drifting helplessly back again on to the
-damaged pier. In another half-minute they would have been hopelessly
-crushed against it; but, in the nick of time, the engine of one of them
-took it into its head to start, and just managed to move the two of them
-sufficiently to give the tug a chance of getting hold of them and towing
-them out to sea and safety.
-
-"My--blooming--oath!" said Mr. Armstrong; "that--was--a--near--thing,"
-and he sucked hard at his pipe.
-
-A man, coming from the "Inner Hulk" over the straining pontoon, shouted
-to him: "A destroyer has just made 'fast' inside the 'Outer Hulk', sir."
-
-"All--right; I'll--send--the--troops--along.
-Go--along--and--fetch--'em," he told the Orphan;
-"those--blokes--sitting--along--the--thundering--beach.
-Tell--'em--to--thundering--well--get--a
---move--on--if--they--don't--want--to--be--left--behind.
-Con-found--this--pipe!" As the Orphan darted away he heard the rending
-sound of timber cracking and ropes "parting". He found some officers;
-they passed the "word" along; gave orders, and No. 1 Company of that
-battalion rose to their feet, picked up their rifles, and commenced to
-straggle down to the pier. As the Orphan and the first of them reached
-it, there came a loud crashing of smashing woodwork, loud shouts of
-"She's carried away, sir!" people came running back from where the
-pontoon had been; and Mr. Armstrong, walking slowly up to him, said:
-"The--thundering--thing's--carried --away--al-to-gether.
-It's--the--very--devil. Go--and--tell--the--N.-T.-O.
-See--if--you--can--find-- me--a--bit--of--wire--my--pipe's--choked."
-
-Back went the Orphan to No. 4 Pier, but Captain Macfarlane was not
-there, nor at No. 3 Pier. Someone took him to the new office "dug-out"
-at the top of the beach; and there he found him, sitting at a table with
-an oil-lamp hanging above it, smoking a cigarette, tugging at his beard,
-and looking quaintly amused at a number of officers who were all asking
-him questions at the same time.
-
-The Orphan wriggled his way through them, and burst out with: "The
-'barrel pier' has gone, sir--washed away!"
-
-"How very annoying, Mr. Orpen; very annoying indeed!" he said, smiling
-grimly. "We shall have to send the soldiers off from No. 3 Pier. Go
-down and tell the pier-master to embark them on the two 'stand-by'
-motor-lighters, and tell Mr. Armstrong to go down and help him."
-
-The Orphan, noticing that the lamp was hanging by a piece of wire,
-thought that there might be some more somewhere about, looked round, and
-saw a piece lying under the table--just what Mr. Armstrong would like.
-He picked it up, and was just wriggling his way out again when the
-Captain wanted to know what he was doing.
-
-"Mr. Armstrong's pipe is choked, sir, and I saw this bit of wire."
-
-"Dear me! dear me!" smiled the Captain. "Misfortunes never come singly;
-do they, Mr. Open?"
-
-"No, sir," said the Orphan, not knowing what else to say, and dashed
-off; found the Pier-master--another Naval Lieutenant--and gave his
-message. Then he went off with his piece of wire to clear Mr.
-Armstrong's pipe, and tell him to go down to No. 3 Pier.
-
-"All--right--hold--this--thundering--megaphone--
-whilst--I--clean--my--pipe."
-
-At No. 3 Pier these latest arrived troops were already marching down
-into the "stand-by" motor-lighters, with a scuffling of tired feet, a
-clatter of rifle-butts, and the continual, monotonous, weary sound of
-"Form two deep! Form two deep!" as more infantry neared the shore end
-of the pier.
-
-They were tired and dirty and trench-stained, and they cursed as they
-stumbled against each other in the dark, but they were very cheerful.
-As soon as one lighter had taken as many as she could hold, she shoved
-off, and grunted and snorted across to the "Outer Hulk".
-
-"Nip over there; jump into that steamboat," the Pier-master called out.
-"Find out how many more men that destroyer can take."
-
-The Orphan jumped down into a picket-boat lying alongside, and found
-Bubbles there.
-
-As he took him across to the destroyer, the Orphan asked him what he had
-been doing all night.
-
-"Generals, and their Staffs," Bubbles shouted happily. "You've no idea
-what a lot of trouble I've had with them. Some of them have actually
-started giving me orders. I've 'told 'em off' properly. They get quite
-tame then. I've taken some off from 'V' beach as well; everything's
-going on well down there. This sea running in is pretty beastly, isn't
-it?"
-
-The Orphan climbed up the destroyer's side, and found her deck crammed
-with soldiers. He pushed his way up to the fore bridge, and heard her
-Captain yelling down to the men on the "Outer Hulk": "Get some more
-fenders along. Slack off that hawser." He was told that "If you don't
-'get out of it' in a 'brace of shakes' you'll get a sea-passage, for
-nothing. I'm just going to shove off out of it. I can't take another
-soldier, and I'll stove my side in if I stay here much longer."
-
-The Orphan went back to the steamboat, across to the pier, and reported
-that the destroyer was just shoving off.
-
-"I can see that for myself," grumbled the Pier-master, as a flash from
-the monitor's gun suddenly showed the destroyer backing out.
-
-This same flash also showed a heavily-laden lighter being warped off
-from No. 4 Pier, so the Orphan knew that the Sub had managed to start
-his journey with those last guns.
-
-Then two teams of horses came jangling down to the pier unexpectedly,
-and the irritated Pier-master sent Bubbles to try and find a horse-boat
-or lighter alongside the "Inner Hulk". He came back with one; was
-nearly run down by another destroyer; got it alongside. Those twelve
-horses walked down into it as if they knew all about the business, and
-the very last horse to be taken off from "W" beach was towed away into
-the darkness.
-
-Captain Macfarlane came down and told them that he had received a
-telephone message from Headquarters Office that the trenches had been
-finally evacuated, and the covering brigades withdrawn. "Everything IS
-absolutely quiet up there," he said.
-
-The Orphan and Bubbles were greatly excited at that news. They tried to
-picture these last troops stealthily creeping out of their long line of
-trenches--extending from Ghurka Bluff and the Nullah, across the plain
-in front of Krithia, along the lower slopes of Achi Baba, and across and
-along the ravines past Sedd-el-Bahr--coming down the communication
-trenches, treading softly, and not making a sound, expecting all the
-time that Turkish patrols would give the alarm, and that the Turks would
-only be waiting for that moment to light the plain with star shells and
-rush down on them.
-
-"We should hear the mines blow up, anyway," the Orphan said, as both
-snotties stood and listened, hearing nothing but the howling of the wind
-and the lapping of the waves, and the bumping of the picket-boat against
-the pier.
-
-"It must be exciting for them," Bubbles said, bubbling with excitement.
-
-After having secured several empty motor-lighters alongside, in
-readiness to embark the last troops, there was nothing to do.
-
-"Have--a--sand-wich?" said Mr. Armstrong, producing a bulky package
-which Richards had prepared for him. They ate them sitting on the top
-of the picket-boat's cabin, as she bobbed and bumped against the side of
-the pier. Mr. Armstrong told them that one of the Generals coming down
-was a cousin of his named Bailey, and that if he did come down to this
-pier he wasn't to go off without seeing him. General Bailey had a
-brother who had been a Sub in charge of a gun-room when Mr. Armstrong
-was a midshipman in it. "A--thundering--good--chap," Mr. Armstrong
-said. "He--used--to--beat--me--
-thundering--hard--have--an-other--sandwich."
-
-Before the sandwiches were finished, the Orphan had to go up to the
-Captain's beach office. The Senior Military Landing Officer, rather
-upset about something, was talking nervously.
-
-"Oh, Mr. Orpen, there are some men who can't be taken off from Gully
-Beach, round by the left flank, on account of the heavy sea," the
-Captain said calmly. "They are starting to march this way. Go down and
-tell the Pier-master and Mr. Armstrong to collect as many empty
-motor-lighters as possible. Come back here when you have given this
-message."
-
-When he returned, the Captain gave him a signal to take up to the
-temporary "wireless" station, a little way along the top of the cliff.
-
-"You had better hurry," he said, good-humouredly, looking at his watch,
-"if you really don't mind, or they'll be packed up before you get
-there."
-
-The Orphan dashed off up the main road, and then along the branch path
-to where he knew the "wireless" station had been "put up".
-
-"You're just in time," the Naval Lieutenant in charge of it said; "I was
-just going to give the order to 'pack up'."
-
-"Here!" he shouted to the operator. "Call up those two destroyers;
-they'll be wanted to come alongside the 'Outer Hulk'."
-
-"The N.T.O. says you can pack up when you get those signals through,
-sir," the Orphan said.
-
-"All right; those destroyers will have the deuce of a time getting
-alongside if the wind goes on increasing as it's been doing for the last
-half-hour," the Lieu-tenant said. "What d'they want 'em for? anything
-gone wrong?"
-
-The Orphan told him, and as he turned back he ran into some soldiers
-carrying heavy square tins.
-
-"What are you doing?" he asked one of them.
-
-"Going off to soak the stores with petrol," he said, and hurried on up
-to the Ordnance Depot.
-
-Down the main road were now coming the first of the "covering
-parties"--some of the men who had actually stayed in the trenches till
-the last moment, many of them limping heavily, most of them talking
-cheerily. Some had maxim guns on their shoulders, others carried the
-tripod-stands, others maxim belt-boxes.
-
-"Which way for the Margate steamer?" a Cockney voice called out.
-
-"Turn to your right when you get on the beach," the Orphan shouted as he
-passed them; and the same voice called back: "Hi, Guv'nor! I've lost me
-return ticket. I ain't got no money, and I don't want to be left
-behind--I ain't 'ankering after a trip to Constantinople."
-
-The tired men began to laugh.
-
-The midshipman found Captain Macfarlane in his office, and told him that
-these men were coming down. He went out and stood at the top of the
-beach as they went past, their feet scrunching on the stones and
-shuffling through the sand as they marched down to No. 3 Pier, straight
-aboard the motor-lighters waiting for them.
-
-A little officer came past, walking with a very tall one.
-
-"Is that General Bailey?" called Captain Macfarlane.
-
-"Hullo, Macfarlane! I knew your voice," he replied, stopping.
-
-"Everything all right?" asked the Captain; and the Orphan remembered
-that this was Mr. Armstrong's cousin, and listened eagerly for what the
-General, who had just gone through this terribly anxious time, had to
-say.
-
-"A pipeful of ship's tobacco, and I should be a happy man," was what he
-actually did say.
-
-"I know where I can get some, sir," the Orphan interrupted. "Mr.
-Armstrong has plenty down at No. 3 Pier."
-
-"There's a picket-boat waiting for you there, General. Mr. Orpen will
-show you the way. Everything all quiet when you left?"
-
-"Everything. The Turks haven't stirred from their trenches; have hardly
-fired a shot all night. We've brought everyone back."
-
-The Orphan piloted the General and his Staff Officer through the crowd
-of men round No. 3 Pier, and found Mr. Armstrong.
-
-"General Bailey, sir; he wants a pipeful of ship's tobacco," he said,
-and left them there; hearing Mr. Armstrong's funny drawl:
-"You're--a--sort--of --cousin--of--mine--sir--your--brother--in--the--
-Navy--used--to--beat--me--thundering--hard--a--
-thundering--good--chap--take--the--whole-- blessed--pouchful."
-
-"Bubbles!" the Orphan called, as he found the picket-boat, "I've brought
-you another General."
-
-"Put him down below in the cabin with 'Kaiser Bill'," Bubbles sang out
-laughingly. "What 'Kaiser Bill' doesn't know about looking after
-Generals isn't worth knowing."
-
-The wind by now had increased to almost the force of a gale, and a most
-unpleasant sea was swirling in through the gap in No. 1 Pier--where the
-pontoon had been--and round and between the ends of the sunken "hulks".
-In spite of this, those "covering parties" were safely taken off; the
-clumsy motor-lighters pushed and shoved out past the "Outer Hulk" by
-tugs and picket-boats, and then there was nothing much to do until those
-men marching back from the left flank and Gully Beach arrived. The
-Orphan was sent with some of the beach party to bring down the "gear"
-from the "wireless" station, and when he came back he found a
-white-painted hospital motor-lighter alongside No. 3 Pier. The Army
-doctor in charge had asked to be given an opportunity of trying to save
-the most valuable of the surgical stores still left in the Casualty
-Clearing-stations, and now was up there with nearly a hundred R.A.M.C.
-orderlies, bringing down cases of surgical instruments and expensive
-apparatus as fast as they could. They had already filled two big
-ambulance wagons, and man-handled them down on to the beach, and
-everyone was helping to unload them.
-
-As a matter of fact, the last night of the evacuation had gone off so
-smoothly, in spite of the unfortunate change of weather, that people
-hardly realized that the original scheme had been drafted under the
-impression that the "covering parties" would probably have to fight
-their way back. The maxims in the picket-boats had been placed in them
-so that the picket-boats should try and cover the embarkation of those
-last few people who would rush down to the beach; the white-painted
-hospital lighter was there to, if possible, take off any wounded who
-could crawl or hobble to it.
-
-In the complete absence of any interference by the Turks this fact had
-been almost forgotten.
-
-The Sapper working-parties, who had been sprinkling petrol over the
-Ordnance and Commissariat stores, now began to return, and set to work
-with pick-axes to smash the engines of some motor-lorries which had to
-be left behind, and rip their tyres to shreds.
-
-The Orphan having nothing whatever to do, and feeling very tired,
-wandered down to No. 3 Pier and found Bubbles and his picket-boat.
-
-"I say, Bubbles, got anything to eat?"
-
-Bubbles had. He produced a packet of sandwiches out of a haversack, and
-the crew brought the two of them a bowl of hot cocoa. They sat on the
-top of the picket-boat's cabin, and whilst they were munching away
-happily, they heard someone singing out: "'Ave you seen Mr. Orpen
-about?"
-
-It was Plunky Bill's voice.
-
-"Hello! What d'you want?" the Orphan called; "I'm here."
-
-Plunky Bill came aboard. "Beg pardon, sir; I thought as 'ow you and
-t'other young gen'l'man could do with a couple of army macintoshes.
-I've just 'appened to come across two;" and he added confidentially: "If
-you'd like any more, I knows where I might be able to lay me 'ands on
-'em."
-
-"Where did you get them?" they asked; but Plunky Bill only told them
-that "he'd been looking round a bit". "I'll just stick 'em alongside
-'Kaiser Bill', and then they'll be safe. You'll find a couple of them
-there 'lectric torches in the pockets."
-
-"Whatever else have you got?" Bubbles laughed, seeing that he was bulged
-out with things.
-
-"Nothin' much, sir; nothin' but a few pairs of them injy-rubber trench
-boots, sir. It do seem such a shame to leave 'em for the Turks, and
-they'll come in 'andy on board."
-
-He put these boots down below under the forepeak, and went away again,
-towards the beach.
-
-"That makes up for the macintosh spoilt by that shell the other day,"
-Bubbles said. "They're jolly good things; you can wear them in plain
-clothes."
-
-They did think of calling him back and asking, him to bring down some
-more for the rest of the gun-room, but a picket-boat came lurching
-alongside with the Sub in it, and in their eagerness to know whether he
-had managed to get off the last of those guns they forgot about
-macintoshes.
-
-"They're half-way to Mudros by this time," the Sub shouted happily.
-"I'm off to tell the Skipper. What's the delay? What are we waiting
-for?"
-
-They told him of the men from the left flank, and away he went.
-
-At about three o'clock the first destroyer came alongside the "Outer
-Hulk" and made fast. This would have been a difficult job in daylight,
-on account of the heavy sea which was running, the strong wind, a very
-strong current swirling down from the Dardanelles, the very limited
-space for manoeuvring, and the dangerous proximity of the lee shore. In
-the pitchy darkness of the night it was ten times as difficult.
-
-Thank goodness, just about this time, the first of those men began to
-tramp down the road from the ridge, footsore and weary after their long
-and anxious march--long march, that is, for men who had spent so many
-weeks continually in trenches. The Orphan helped to guide them down to
-No. 3 Pier, and they limped into the waiting motor-lighters, and were
-taken across to the destroyer.
-
-By a quarter to four, not a single soldier remained on the Gallipoli
-Peninsula except a Sapper "demolition" party busy setting fire to the
-petrol-soaked stores, and waiting to ignite the fuses which should blow
-up the magazines containing all the ammunition and explosives which had
-to be abandoned.
-
-By four o'clock these Sappers had come back to the beach and embarked
-aboard a motor-lighter. The whole circle of the ridge above "W" beach
-and the slopes of the gully now began to flicker with little flames, and
-in an incredibly short time the strong wind fanned them until the whole
-place was a mass of roaring, crackling fire.
-
-Captain Macfarlane, the few of his officers who had not yet gone off,
-and a few of his men, now collected at the end of No. 3 Pier, alongside
-which lay two steamboats and that white-painted motor-lighter laden with
-medical and surgical stores, a few injured men (including two soldiers
-with sprained ankles--actually the two last men to come down to "W"
-beach), and some R.A.M.C. orderlies. Bubbles, with his last load of
-military officers, with "Kaiser Bill" and the two macintoshes, had
-already gone out to sea, and was steaming across to Kephalo.
-
-Those flames lighted up the whole of "W" beach in the most extraordinary
-manner, and everything all round was visible--the little group on the
-pier, the stones on the beach, a white-tilted ambulance wagon with its
-Red Cross, half-way down the beach, the broad road running up between
-the huge masses of flame, the white hospital tents, an abandoned
-motor-lorry with its engines destroyed and its tyres hacked to pieces,
-the white stones which marked the boundary of the Naval Camp, and even
-the two "cuttings" which led to the Naval Mess "dug-out". Out by the
-"hulks" some of those last soldiers could be seen still scrambling
-aboard the destroyer.
-
-Captain Macfarlane gave the order for the hospital-lighter to shove off,
-and for everyone to embark, so the Sub, the Orphan, Mr. Armstrong, and
-many more crowded into one of those steamboats and started away. The
-time was now about ten minutes past four, and before they had gone a
-hundred yards the magazine on shore blew up. It contained all the
-explosives which it had not been possible to take off, and made the most
-earth-rending, stupendous noise, sending up a huge mass of flame like a
-volcano, and flaming masses flew gyrating and twisting like huge
-gigantic Chinese crackers high up into the sky and spreading far and
-wide in every direction.
-
-"My--blooming--oath--what--price--that--for--fireworks!" drawled Mr.
-Armstrong.
-
-"Keep down! Keep down!" people shouted, as masses of rock came
-splashing into the water all round the steamboat, but none hit her; and
-as she turned round the end of the "Outer Hulk", on the inner side of
-which the destroyer and several motor-lighters still lay, crowded with
-troops, and faced the sea, the Orphan saw the other steamboat following,
-with Captain Macfarlane and the rest of his officers and men, and the
-white hospital lighter struggling out, with the water splashing up all
-round her, just as though she were under a heavy fire. A tremendous
-crackle of musketry broke out from the beach, and for a moment the
-Orphan thought that the Turks had come down to the ridge at last; but a
-Sapper officer in the boat told him that this was only the abandoned
-small-arm ammunition exploding.
-
-Captain Macfarlane, passing them in his steamboat, sent them back to
-assist the hospital lighter if necessary; but she managed to make her
-way out safely, so in a few minutes they followed him.
-
-Another destroyer waited for them outside; they saw her, steamed
-alongside, and climbed aboard with some difficulty owing to the heavy
-sea. The huge blaze on shore lighted up every face, and the first
-person the Orphan recognized was Dr. Gordon, the Volunteer Surgeon of
-the _Achates_.
-
-"We've just had some pieces of rock fall on board," he said, "but no one
-is hurt. How about you? They were falling all round your boat."
-
-"What are you doing here, sir?" the Orphan asked.
-
-"They've sent a doctor to every destroyer to-night. Thank God, everyone
-has got off safely! You go and lie down; you look absolutely 'played
-out'."
-
-"We got off all the men and the last guns--the very last they intended
-to take off," the Orphan said. "Isn't that grand?" But he would not go
-and lie down. He stood watching the flames and the destroyer silhouetted
-against them, as she backed out to let another take her place and empty
-the remaining motor-lighters. The motor-lighters came out and headed
-into the heavy sea; the destroyer backed out and went ahead into safety,
-and the last that the Orphan saw was a solitary little picket-boat
-pushing her way in towards No. 3 Pier and the flames, to make a final
-search for anyone left there, and then coming out again.
-
-It was now about a quarter to five in the morning, and the marvellous
-evacuation had been successfully completed.
-
-Then the Orphan staggered aft, crawled below, almost fell on to one of
-the leather cushions down in the ward-room, and went fast asleep.
-
-Dr. Gordon, coming down a few minutes later, found him there, and felt
-his clothes. They were wet through, so he pulled a couple of blankets
-off a bunk and covered him up.
-
-By this time there were very few of the beach party or its officers who
-had not found somewhere to stretch themselves and go to sleep. The
-strain of those last ten days and nights had been very great--fourteen
-hours of hard work day and night for most of them; for some a great deal
-more--and even the Sub, strong as he was, could not have "stood" many
-more such days and nights without a rest.
-
-But the destroyer they were aboard had not finished her job. She and a
-cruiser now had to shepherd every tug, motor-lighter, trawler, and
-steamboat safely on its way across to Kephalo--especially those
-troublesome motor-lighters, which behaved so badly in a heavy sea. She
-went up the Straits, past "V" beach, where the fires blazing there
-showed up the castle walls of Sedd-el-Bahr and the poor old _River
-Clyde_; steamed up as far as Morto Bay to see that no craft of any kind
-had been left behind; and it was not until nearly seven o'clock, and
-after the Turks had been shelling the beaches for nearly two hours, both
-from Achi Baba and the Asiatic shore, that she started away for Kephalo.
-By eight o'clock she ran into that crowded harbour.
-
-The _Achates_ had left for Mudros several days previously, and thither
-Dr. Gordon, the Sub, Bubbles, the Orphan, and "Kaiser Bill" followed her
-late that afternoon in the troop-carrier _Ermine_. As this plucky
-little steamer passed Cape Tekke and Cape Helles the fires still raged,
-and a cruiser, a monitor, and two destroyers were bombarding the shore.
-
-When the Orphan looked his last at Gallipoli Peninsula, as the _Ermine_
-steamed away to the west, the cliffs of Cape Tekke glowed in the rays of
-the setting sun, with a great pall of black smoke above them, the masts
-of the sunken hulks at their feet, our own shells were bursting on the
-beaches, and a huge splash leapt up under the stern of the cruiser as a
-shell from "Asiatic Annie" fell into the sea close to her.
-
-By nine o'clock, after a wet and "bumpy" passage through the head sea
-left by last night's gale, the Sub, Bubbles, and the Orphan found
-themselves once more in the Honourable Mess, where everybody asked
-hundreds of questions at the same time, and where Barnes soon had a
-glorious "feed" waiting for them. Fletcher, the stoker, had come aft
-directly they reached the ship, to find out whether they had brought the
-tortoise back safely.
-
-"It was all due to him," the Orphan told Fletcher joyfully. "You said
-he would bring good luck, and he has."
-
-"Kaiser Bill", however, did not show the slightest interest in getting
-back to the ship or his owner, and refused even to put out his head.
-
-"His nerves are a bit out of order, I expect," Uncle Podger suggested.
-
-"You should have seen him 'duck' when he heard the shells burst!" the
-Orphan laughed. "You're a bigger funk than I am; aren't you, old
-'Kaiser Bill'?"
-
-
-
-
- *CHAPTER XXV*
-
- *The "Achates" Returns to Malta*
-
-
-At nine o'clock on Sunday morning, the 9th January, a general "wireless"
-signal was made by the Naval Commander-in-Chief--"Helles evacuated
-successfully"; and every battleship, scout, sloop, and destroyer
-scattered widely over the Eastern Mediterranean received the welcome
-news at the same moment.
-
-The greatest enthusiasm prevailed among the whole fleet, for everyone
-realized that though the evacuation was actually a retreat, yet it had
-been a wonderful achievement in the face of difficulties which had at
-one time seemed insuperable; moreover, it set free a large and seasoned
-army for employment elsewhere.
-
-When, later on in the day, the officers and men who had taken part in
-the evacuation returned to their own ships at Mudros with yarns of last
-night's adventures, everyone marvelled how it had been possible to
-hoodwink the wily Turk a second time so completely, and to do so in the
-teeth of that south-west gale.
-
-In the gun-room of the _Achates_ that night, the Sub, Bubbles, and the
-Orphan tried to answer questions and eat at the same time.
-
-"It was that south-west wind that sprang up," the Lamp-post said.
-"Directly it started blowing, the Turks thought to themselves, 'Well,
-they won't try to slip away to-night, at any rate', got out their
-hubble-bubble pipes, and began playing 'patience'."
-
-"You must have been there, old Lampy," Uncle Podger laughed. "Was it
-pretty to watch? What kind of patience did they play?"
-
-"You know what I mean," the Lamp-post said. "Don't try to be funny."
-
-"I believe he's right," the Sub said, with his mouth full. "My jumping
-Jimmies, didn't we have luck?"
-
-The China Doll sat listening, with his eyes opening and shutting, and
-his mouth wide open, fearfully excited, especially when the Orphan, in
-the interval of "Another helping, please, Barnes!" told them all about
-the shells coming into the "dug-outs", and the third one which just
-missed Bubbles outside the kitchen door.
-
-In the middle of all this, the Pimple rushed in, shouting: "We're off to
-Malta! Off to Malta to refit! The signal has just come through! As
-soon as ever we get back all our men, off we go! You can't say I don't
-bring you news, can you?"
-
-In a moment the evacuation, and the bursting shells, and all the
-thrilling adventures--even the two macintoshes and electric torches
-looted by Plunky Bill--had been entirely forgotten. They all yelled
-with joy, and wondered how long the _Achates_ would remain at Malta,
-where she would go afterwards, and what ships would be there for them to
-challenge at cricket or hockey.
-
-"You'll have to give me that dinner there, Rawlins, old chap," grinned
-the Lamp-post, referring to the "race" in their "water-beetles".
-
-"Ra-ther!" said Rawlins. "We'll have a regular slap-up
-'eat-till-you-burst' show at the Club, won't we?"
-
-Dr. Gordon put his head into the gun-room to see whether Bubbles and the
-Orphan had finished "feeding" and were ready to come for'ard to the
-sick-bay and have their slight wounds properly dressed. But no one
-could worry about little things like that--now.
-
-"Come in, sir! Come in!" they shouted. "Isn't it grand about Malta?
-Where do you think we'll go afterwards?"
-
-"I don't know; I haven't the faintest idea," Dr. Gordon answered in his
-nervous way.
-
-"Hadn't we better have a bath first, sir?" the two wounded warriors
-asked him. "We want one frightfully badly."
-
-"All right," Dr. Gordon smiled. "I'll get the bandages and things into
-my cabin. Come along there, afterwards."
-
-They had their baths, they had their scratches dressed; and then it was
-simply no use to try--they could not keep awake any longer, and they
-turned into their hammocks--on the half-deck--and slept like logs;
-though not before the Pimple, shaking Bubbles, told him that he must
-keep the forenoon watch next day. "I've been keeping double watches
-ever since you went skylarking over at Helles," he complained.
-
-"Oh, bother you!" Bubbles groaned, and went to sleep.
-
-Next morning, as Bubbles kept his "forenoon", the Orphan came to talk to
-him. He had a great idea of doing something for "Kaiser Bill", "so that
-he should always remember how he'd brought luck wherever he went, and
-all the righting and things he'd been through". They had a very long
-and secret conversation, and then the Orphan, saying: "I'm certain I can
-get it made on board--there's a stoker petty officer who says he can do
-it--I'll go and see him now," went away again.
-
-
-Three days later, just before sunset, the _Achates_ steamed out through
-the "gate" in the double row of submarine nets, left Mudros for the last
-time, and commenced to zigzag her way to Malta.
-
-In the ward-room that night the Sub dined with Mr. Meredith, and the
-Orphan dined with the War Baby, sitting next to Dr. O'Neill, the
-Fleet-Surgeon, who was so delighted at getting away from the Dardanelles
-that he actually made himself quite agreeable.
-
-"Not so much of the 'rats-in-a-trap' now, Doc," the cheery
-Fleet-Paymaster called across the table. "More of the
-'bird-in-a-gilded-cage', eh? Don't cheer up too soon; we shall be right
-in the thick of the submarines to-night and to-morrow. You'd better
-blow up your safety waistcoat."
-
-"That's all right, Pay. It's hanging up in my cabin, blown up tight."
-
-"Good! I'll know where to steal it," grinned the Fleet-Paymaster.
-
-After dinner the other gun-room officers were invited to come along and
-start a "sing-song". They came in, and the Lamp-post, itching to get at
-the piano, was stuck down in front of it and told to play.
-
-As his fingers drew music from the battered, uncared-for old instrument,
-he lost himself in another world altogether. He didn't hear the
-Navigator asking why the China Doll had not come; or the Pimple and
-Rawlins say: "Oh, we forgot him; we left him in the gun-room"; nor
-notice them rush away with the Orphan, Bubbles, and the War Baby, and
-bring back the Assistant Clerk lashed in a bamboo stretcher, with a big
-cardboard label--pointing the wrong way--"This side up. Fragile--with
-care."
-
-They rushed him through the ward-room door, his squeals drowned by their
-shouts and the Lamp-posts music, and stood him upside down on his head,
-against the table.
-
-"He's frightfully fragile! Listen how he cracks if you touch him!" And
-the Pimple nipped his ankle, the poor China Doll giving a squeak of
-pain.
-
-"That's hardly comfortable, is it?" Dr. Gordon suggested.
-
-"Well, look at the label, sir. 'This side up', so it must be right,"
-they laughed. But Dr. Gordon made them unbuckle the stretcher and take
-it away, whilst the China Doll was "stood up" the right way, blinking
-his eyes, and opening and shutting his mouth. "Look at his lovely pink
-socks!" they cried, pulling up his trouser legs. "Aren't they pretty?"
-But the Assistant Clerk, with a frightened look at the Sub, who had
-forbidden him to wear them in uniform, tried to hide them.
-
-The Lamp-post stopped playing and "came to earth" again.
-
-"It's simply marvellous how you do it, old Lampy," said Uncle Podger,
-who had listened to every note. "That right hand of yours gave those
-black notes the time of their life; your left hand simply wasn't in
-it--never had a look in. You ought to give it a good start next time."
-
-"Don't be an ass!" the Lamp-post smiled.
-
-Then Mr. Meredith had to sing, and everyone joined in the chorus. After
-that the China Doll, pretending to be very shy, was pulled forward, and
-bleated some song like "Put me among the Girls", and received such an
-ovation for his silly performance, and became so highly delighted with
-himself and his popularity, that he thought he'd brave the Sub's
-displeasure, and not creep away and change those pink socks as he had
-intended to do.
-
-The Commander went off to bed very soon; but just as the last chorus of
-"The Midshipmite" came to a tremendous end, the door opened, and in came
-Captain Macfarlane, smoking a cigar.
-
-Everyone stood up.
-
-"Have a whisky and soda, sir?" the Fleet-Paymaster and Navigator asked
-him. "We're having a sing-song."
-
-"I thought I heard a slight noise," smiled the Captain tugging at his
-pointed, yellow beard. "May I ask what _you_ are doing, Mr. Chaplain?"
-The little Padre happened to be taking lessons from the Sub as to how
-best to crawl through the back of one of the ward-room chairs, and had
-just got himself firmly wedged in, unable to move the chair up or down.
-
-"I can _nearly_ do it, sir," he said, standing up with the back of the
-chair round his chest, and his usually pale face almost purple.
-
-"Nearly do it, Mr. Chaplain! nearly do it! How long have you been in
-the Service? I'll show you how to do it properly;" and throwing off his
-mess-jacket, and placing his cigar in safety, Captain Macfarlane
-wriggled his head and shoulders through the back of another chair, and
-slipped it down to his feet in half a minute.
-
-"It's very easily done, Mr. Chaplain," he said, just a little out of
-breath, as he resumed his cigar.
-
-"It's all very well for you, sir. You are thin all the way down--the
-Padre's only thin 'up topsides'." the Navigator laughed.
-
-The Captain sang a song, and joined in the choruses of others till the
-time came for his usual visit to the bridge. Then he put on his
-mess-jacket and wished them all "good night".
-
-"Good night, sir!" everyone said, standing up as he went away.
-
-After this the sing-song became a little more boisterous, until finally
-the climax came when the Fleet-Paymaster, bursting in with a cushion he
-had borrowed from the Padre's cabin, endeavoured to score a "try"
-between the legs of the piano. He was forced into touch, banged against
-the ship's side, the cushion seized, and a most delightful game of Rugby
-football followed.
-
-Dr. Gordon had a little work to do--mending people--afterwards, whilst
-the sing-song gradually broke up, the clamour subsided, and one after
-the other all went away to turn in, and peace and quietness reigned once
-more.
-
-On the way back to the gun-room the Sub asked Uncle Podger to come into
-his cabin.
-
-"Look here, Uncle, that youngster of yours took advantage of my dining
-in the ward-room to-night to wear those pink socks. I don't care a
-tinker's curse if he wears all the colours of the rainbow _out_ of
-uniform, but I had told him not to do so _in_ uniform. It's just this:
-the snotties--all of us--are spoiling him, treating him like a plaything
-or a little girl. He can't even talk sensibly now, or make an ordinary
-remark without saying something silly to try and make us laugh at him.
-He wore those socks to-night to make the snotties laugh at him and "rag"
-him; and that silly song he sang, and that silly blinking of his eyes
-when the ward-room officers clapped him--well, it's got to be stopped.
-What a horrible time he will have, when he goes to another ship and
-tries his baby tricks there! and what will he be like when he grows up?
-He's a good little chap, really, and as plucky as paint at sports. We
-_must_ do something."
-
-"I don't know," Uncle Podger reflected. "I feel just as you do. He's
-being absolutely spoiled. He's absolutely useless in the office; I do
-believe he spends his time thinking of what he can do next to make them
-laugh at him. They were talking at dinner to-night of getting up a
-gun-room court martial and trying him one night before we get to Malta.
-The snotties knew you had ordered him not to wear those socks, and
-thought of trying him for that. The China Doll thinks he's going to
-have the time of his life."
-
-"Right," said the Sub, "and I'll take 'President'; he _shall_ have the
-time of his life."
-
-"You won't be too hard on him?" Uncle Podger asked, a little anxiously.
-
-"Right-o, old chap! Good night! I won't break him."
-
-
-By the next morning the _Achates_ had passed through the narrow Doro
-channel, where so many ships had been attacked by submarines, and
-zigzagged her way along the coast of Greece. In the gun-room, great
-preparations were made for the China Doll's court martial, which would
-be really done "top-hole" fashion now that the Sub had offered to be
-"President". All details were settled that afternoon. The Orphan must
-be "Prisoner's Friend", and Uncle Podger "Judge-Advocate". The War Baby
-had been asked to dine as the guest of the Honourable Mess, and
-afterwards to act as "Provost-Marshal", "Master-at-Arms", "Second
-Executioner", and "Prisoner's Escort". The Pimple appointed himself
-"First Executioner", and Rawlins and the Hun appointed themselves "Comic
-Jailers". But the Hun, who had not been well for some days, had again
-to be put on the sick-list and be slung in a cot on the half-deck, so
-that Bubbles took his place as "Second Jailer". The Lamp-post, of
-course, would be the "Prosecutor", and make up a really funny speech.
-
-Before dinner they shifted the Hun in his cot, and slung him just
-outside the gun-room door so that he could look in and see the fun.
-"You'll have to be the 'crowd'," they told him, "and groan and hoot when
-the 'Prisoner' is dragged in or out--that is, if you feel well enough,
-old Hun."
-
-They had a grand, cheery dinner, the most cheery and noisy since the
-ship had left Ieros; they entirely forgot Cape Helles or Suvla, the
-shells or the submarines. The China Doll simply giggled with excitement
-all the time. He longed for the trial to begin, and for himself to be
-the central figure and be able to "answer back" so cheekily.
-
-When the meal was at last finished and everything cleared away, he
-helped to carry in the Master-at-Arms' table, and stood it across the
-top of the Mess, in front of the sideboard, for the Sub to sit behind as
-"Judge" and "President"; he helped bring in the Padre's reading-desk to
-make the witness-box, and he cleared all the litter of coats and boots
-from the brass "beading", or fender, which surrounded the place where
-the stove had stood in the old days. This was to be the Bar, and he
-would have to stand in the middle of it, facing the witness-box, with a
-"Jailer" on each side of him, and the War Baby, with his very long
-sword, behind him.
-
-He himself had no sword, and would not be entitled to one until he
-reached the exalted rank of Clerk, so he was ordered to provide himself
-with a pen from the ship's office to take its place.
-
-Directly after "Commander's rounds" at nine o'clock, the "Court" was
-"cleared", and the China Doll, trembling with excitement, was sent to
-stand by his sea-chest until the "Jailers" and the "Master-at-Arms" came
-for him.
-
-Punctually at ten past nine the War Baby, in helmet, tunic, and those
-beautiful scarlet-striped trousers of his, his long sword at the
-"carry", did the "goose step" solemnly along the half-deck, followed by
-Bubbles and Rawlins, their helmets on, the wrong way round, their
-monkey-jackets stuffed out with swimming-belts to make them look more
-"funny", and their drawn dirks in their hands. They dragged behind them
-the chain from one of the hatchway ladders, and having snapped a pair of
-handcuffs round the China Doll's wrists, lashed his arms to his side
-with the chain.
-
-Then they escorted him solemnly back to the gun-room, amidst derisive
-shouts of "Go it, pickpocket! Wearer of Pink Socks! Booh! Pooh!
-Booh!" from the "crowd"--the Hun in his cot outside the gun-room door.
-
-Behind the little table sat the Sub, smoking his pipe--that office pen,
-which represented the "Prisoner's" sword, and the gun-room cane in front
-of him. On his left, at the end of the little table, sat Uncle Podger
-with his "cocked" hat on, his sword between his knees, and a roll of
-papers in his hands. In front and on the right of the "Judge" was the
-stove fender for the "Prisoner at the Bar", and in front and on the
-left, the Padre's reading-desk, laden with a pile of volumes of
-Chambers's _Encyclopaedia_, borrowed from the ward-room. The Lamp-post,
-as "Prosecutor", leant "gracefully" against it.
-
-Behind the "Judge" stood the Pimple--a black mask hiding most of his
-face--brandishing a huge meat-chopper, kindly lent by the marine
-butcher.
-
-The Orphan had vanished.
-
-The China Doll was now marched to the Bar.
-
-"Attention! Silence in Court!" shouted the War Baby in a shrill
-falsetto; and the two "Jailers", standing on each side of the China
-Doll, repeated it after him, trying to make funny faces, and jerking the
-ends of the chain coiled round the "Prisoner's" chest, whilst that
-luckless youth opened and shut his eyes, and kept saying: "Shut up!
-you're hurting!"
-
-Silence, or comparative silence, having been obtained, Uncle Podger
-gravely read, from a long roll of paper, the horrible charge: "Whereas,
-Mr. Charles Stokes, commonly known as the China Doll, did, after being
-duly warned and cautioned not to wear pink socks"--(loud "booing" from
-the "crowd", and a request from the "crowd" for his cot to be shifted a
-little farther for'ard, so that he could see better).
-
-After this interruption, and the Court had settled down again, the
-"Judge-Advocate" resumed: "pink socks, not in accordance with the
-Uniform Regulations of His Majesty's Navy, and also infringing the
-customs of the Honourable Mess, and being distasteful to the Honourable
-Members thereof, and did indulge this noxious habit on sundry and divers
-occasions, to wit, notably at dinner on the thirteenth day of the first
-month of the year nineteen hundred and sixteen; therefore, the aforesaid
-Mr. Charles Stokes be now brought before a Court Martial, duly
-assembled, and his crime diligently, and with all due formality,
-examined into, and death or other such punishment as be deemed
-necessary, awarded."
-
-"Prisoner at the Bar," the "Judge-Advocate" began sternly--("Tremble,
-China Doll," Rawlins implored in a whisper. "Shake the chain and the
-handcuffs.")--"having heard the grave charge, do you plead guilty or not
-guilty?"
-
-"Guilty, my Lord," squeaked the "Prisoner", knowing that this was just
-what no one would want him to say.
-
-"The 'Prisoner at the Bar' pleads 'Not guilty'--not guilty, my Lord!'"
-shrieked the "Provost-Marshal", "Master-at-Arms", "Second Executioner",
-and "Prisoner's Escort", all rolled in one, waving his long sword; the
-two comic "Jailers" joined in to drown the "Prisoner's" voice.
-
-There was now heard, from the deck outside, shouts of "Justice!
-Justice!" and a rather mild "booing" from the "crowd"; in rushed the
-Orphan and struck an attitude. "Am I too late to save my young friend's
-life?" he cried tragically, holding one hand against the front of his
-monkey-jacket, beneath which something bulged out. "The prisoner pleads
-'Not guilty, my Lord!' and I am here to prove his innocence. Fleeing
-from the Dardanelles, flying from the post of danger, I--I--I---- Oh,
-hang it all; I can't remember any more!"
-
-So down the Orphan sat, amidst groans from the "Jailers", the "First and
-Second Executioners", and the "crowd" outside.
-
-"The 'Prisoner at the Bar' having pleaded 'Not guilty, my Lord!'"
-continued the "Judge-Advocate", "I will now request my honourable
-friend, 'Mr. Prosecutor', to proceed."
-
-So the Lamp-post, having cleared his throat several times, and fixed the
-"Prisoner" with an "eagle glance", before which the China Doll's knees
-shook in the most realistic manner, proceeded: "My Lord, in my
-researches among my legal books" (here he rested his hand on the
-Encyclopaedia) "I find but little mention of socks, and none of pink
-socks, which is sufficient proof that the crime, of which the 'Prisoner
-at the Bar' is charged, is one of a unique and most dangerous character.
-But" (and he banged the reading-desk) "in the article on 'Dyes' I find
-this: 'Pink dye is produced from coal-tar'"--(great sensation in Court;
-Bubbles pretended to faint against the bulkhead; the Pimple waved the
-meat-chopper so close to the "Judge's" head that he was told to put it
-down in the corner; and there was prolonged hissing from the "crowd").
-
-Then the "Prosecutor", lightly touching on coal-tar soap, tarred
-roads--their advantage to motors and disadvantage to the fish in the
-streams which ran alongside them, briefly mentioned the good old custom
-of "tar and feathering", which he trusted the Court would inflict on the
-wretched "Prisoner at the Bar". "These," he said, suddenly holding aloft
-the two incriminating socks, "are the abominated vestments or
-'what-nots' owned and worn by that trembling, terrified tadpole, that
-cringing criminal in the dock. I will now, my Lord, proceed to call my
-witnesses."
-
-"You're doing it spiffingly!" whispered Rawlins to the China Doll. "If
-you could only wink up a tear, and shake the chains a bit more!"
-
-One by one, Uncle Podger, the "Jailers", and Barnes (in his
-shirt-sleeves) were called to the reading-desk, sworn on the office copy
-of the King's Regulations and Admiralty Instructions, and each
-identified those socks as having been worn by the "Prisoner" on the
-occasion in question. The War Baby further gave evidence that he had
-found them that night concealed in the "Prisoner's" chest.
-
-The Orphan, with some hazy idea of judicial procedure, tried
-unsuccessfully to obtain a hearing. At last he was heard to say: "That
-the 'Prisoner at the Bar' denied ever having seen them before; that
-having been brought up from the tenderest age on 'Pink Pills for Pale
-Piccaninnies', he so abominated that colour that he invariably fainted
-on seeing it". Here, with his free hand (for the other hand still
-clasped the bulge beneath his monkey-jacket), he seized the pink socks
-from the "Prosecutor" and held them in front of the "Prisoner's" face.
-
-[Illustration: THE GUN-ROOM COURT MARTIAL ON THE CHINA DOLL.]
-
-The China Doll promptly fell back into the arms of the "Jailers" and
-"Provost-Marshal".
-
-"See, my Lord!" and the Orphan pointed triumphantly (as Rawlins
-whispered, "Keep on fainting--I'll tell you when to stop"); "can the
-Court require further proof of his innocence?"
-
-("Yes! Yes! Booh! Booh! Yah!" from the "crowd" and the Pimple.)
-
-"Then I will produce the real criminal, the owner of those hateful
-socks;" and putting his hand inside his monkey-jacket, the Orphan drew
-out "Kaiser Bill", with his head out and legs dangling from his shell.
-
-"There he is! Come to save the innocent life of that young officer--at
-the risk of his own shell!" (Tremendous sensation in Court; the
-"Jailers" flung their arms round each other and wept loudly--even the
-"Judge" smiled as he refilled his pipe.)
-
-"I will now confront him with those socks, and the Court will see him
-recognize them," went on the Orphan, and dangled a sock in front of
-"Kaiser Bill". Unfortunately, just at that moment the Pimple dropped the
-meat-chopper, and "Kaiser Bill", thinking, probably, that "Asiatic
-Annie" was getting busy again, promptly "ducked" inside his shell, and
-nothing would induce him to come out again.
-
-The Lamp-post banged the reading-desk. "My Lord, you have seen for
-yourself that the Witness for the Defence refuses to perjure himself:
-the case is clear; I submit that the charge is proved."
-
-In the general clamour and booing which followed, the China Doll
-endeavoured to make himself heard; but every time he opened his mouth,
-Rawlins or Bubbles slapped a wet sponge (thoughtfully provided by the
-Pimple) over his mouth, and the War Baby sawed gently at his neck with
-his sword.
-
-Amid the general uproar, the Orphan was understood to be pleading for
-the clemency of the Court. "The 'Prisoner at the Bar'," he was heard to
-say, "resolved, at a tender age, to devote his life to his King and
-Country, and, leaving several disconsolate, doting wives and children to
-mourn his loss, had come to sea to make toast for the Honourable Mess."
-
-"But he doesn't make it now; he never did! He always ate it himself!"
-yelled the "Jailers", the "First Executioner", and the "crowd".
-
-"I look to the justice of the Court to acquit the miserable little
-worm--I mean, this gallant and impetuous officer--of the foul charge
-which--which--which---- Oh, hang it all! I've forgotten what comes
-next," the Orphan said, and, amidst "loud and prolonged cheering" from
-the Hun in his cot outside, sat down on the gun-room table with "Kaiser
-Bill" on his knees.
-
-The Sub banged the table. "Has the 'Prisoner at the Bar' anything to
-say in his defence?"
-
-The China Doll, thinking that at last the time had come for him to make
-the funny remarks he expected everyone to laugh at, began, in his most
-squeaky voice, his eyes opening and shutting: "My Lord, old Lampy
-is----"
-
-"The Prosecutor! the Prosecutor!" they all shouted, whilst the "Jailers"
-clapped the sponge over his mouth.
-
-"Is an ass!" shrieked the China Doll, struggling free.
-
-"Muzzle the 'Prisoner'! Shove the sponge in his mouth! Cut his head
-off!" shouted the "Jailers", the "Provost-Marshal", the "First
-Executioner", and the "crowd".
-
-The Sub banged the table for silence, and roared: "'Provost-Marshal',
-remove the 'Prisoner', and send back the 'Jailers'!" Whereupon the
-China Doll was lifted up, kicking and squeaking, and taken out into the
-half-deck, the War Baby keeping guard whilst the two "Comic Jailers"
-came back.
-
-"Now look here," began the Sub, "we've had too much of this fooling of
-the Assistant Clerk. He's not a bad little chap, and we're simply
-spoiling him. He thinks of nothing but how he can make us laugh at him.
-When he goes to another ship he'll have a rotten time, and grow up to be
-a 'rotter'. He wore those pink socks after I had told him not to do so,
-and to make you laugh at him all the more. Now all this 'rot' has to
-stop--from this very moment. He is not to be called China Doll any
-longer--the name will stick to him, and sooner or later spoil him.
-Stokes is his name, and Stokes--and nothing else--nothing else, do you
-understand?--you will call him in future. You can 'scrap' with him as
-much as you like, but you are to talk sensibly to him--and you are never
-again to call him China Doll. Go and fetch the 'Prisoner'."
-
-The snotties never expected any ending like this, and, rather
-bewildered, brought back the excited Mr. Stokes.
-
-"Take off those handcuffs and foolhardy chains," the Sub called out,
-"and bring Mr. Stokes over here."
-
-The Assistant Clerk stood opposite the Sub, wondering why the others
-didn't giggle at the abject look of silly fright he tried to show.
-
-"Stand up when I speak to you!" growled the Sub, and the Assistant Clerk
-straightened himself and looked frightened--naturally; he didn't know
-what was the matter.
-
-"I have taken 'President of the Court' to-night, Mr. Stokes," the Sub
-began sternly, "and let you have your fun out of it, but I am going to
-say a few things to you which you are to remember. If you intend to
-become a credit to yourself and the Navy you must learn to obey
-orders--that is the first thing. Then you must learn to be manly, which
-you are not trying to do here. If you hadn't been just a silly, little
-puppy I should have beaten you; but from now on, you are to be called by
-your proper name--Stokes--and by nothing else--and--and--dash it
-all--come with me to my cabin and talk it over."
-
-Ten minutes later they both came back, the Assistant Clerk looking as if
-he had shed tears.
-
-The Sub put his hand on his shoulder. "Have a drink, Stokes?" and Mr.
-Stokes looking up, with a suspicion of a tremble on his lips, said:
-"Thank you, sir, I should like a ginger beer."
-
-"Barnes!" called the Sub; "bring me a whisky and soda, and a ginger beer
-for Mr. Stokes."
-
-The others kept very quiet.
-
-
-The evening after that court martial had taken place, and just before
-dinner, Bubbles and the Orphan, vastly excited, knocked at the door of
-the Sub's cabin.
-
-"We've had this made for 'Kaiser Bill'," they both began saying,
-bursting in. "Could we get Fletcher and the tortoise down to the
-gun-room after dinner, and present it to him--properly?" and they pulled
-out a brass cross, shaped like a German "Iron Cross", suspended on a
-piece of coloured ribbon with a proper brooch and four "clasps".
-
-The Sub examined it, smiling as he read on one side of the cross "Kaiser
-Bill--the Tortoise", on the other "Good Luck"; and on the clasps:
-"_Achates_, 1915-16"--"Smyrna"--"'W' beach"--and on the fourth--a very
-broad one: "Evacuation, Suvla--Helles".
-
-"We got it made on board," they said. "Haven't they done it well?"
-
-"Where did you get the ribbon?" he asked.
-
-"Off the War Baby's straw hat. He'll never want it. Can we tell
-Fletcher to come down after dinner, and will you give 'Kaiser Bill' the
-medal? It would be best to come from you."
-
-"All right; tell him to come to the gun-room after 'rounds'."
-
-So off they rushed.
-
-Just after nine o'clock old Fletcher came aft with the tortoise. They
-all met him outside, escorted him into the gun-room, and made him sit
-down in the one easy-chair, with the tortoise on his knees.
-
-Then the Sub said: "We've had a medal made for 'Kaiser Bill', Fletcher;
-we thought you'd like to have it, just to remember what he had been
-through, and remind you about it later on."
-
-The old stoker took the medal and its clasps, pulled his gold spectacles
-out of their case from inside his "jumper", fixed them on his nose, and
-beamed when he read the inscriptions. "Thank you very much, gentlemen!
-Thank you all, very much! I'll take it home with me, and I hope I'll
-take 'Kaiser Bill' home too. He did bring luck, didn't he? If we'd
-only had him with us, that last time in the picket-boat, we shouldn't
-have lost her. Should we, sir?"
-
-Then Stokes, very nervous because this was his first public appearance
-under his real name, stuttered: "And, Fletcher, the Sub wants me to give
-you this box of cigars; he thinks 'Kaiser Bill' likes the smell of cigar
-smoke!"
-
-"It's very kind of you all; thank you very much, gentlemen;" and the old
-stoker, beaming at them through his gold spectacles, added, artlessly:
-"If 'Kaiser Bill' doesn't enjoy the smell of them, I know someone who
-does. Thank you all, very much indeed!"
-
-
-Next morning, just after daybreak, every one of the midshipmen (except
-the Hun in his cot) came on deck to see the old walls of Malta standing
-up out of the glittering sea, ahead of the ship.
-
-As they watched, and chaffed Rawlins about the dinner he had to "stand"
-the Lamp-post at the Club, the messenger-boy from the "wireless" room
-brought aft the usual morning "Wireless Press News".
-
-"Beg pardon, sir, but there's something about you this morning," he
-said, coming up to the Orphan.
-
-"About me! What d'you mean?"
-
-"There, sir," and the messenger-boy pointed to the end of the last page.
-
-They all crowded round the Orphan, who read: "The following additional
-Naval honours appeared in last night's _Gazette_", and at the end of the
-list came--and the Orphan's head buzzed--"Distinguished Service
-Cross--Midshipman Vincent Orpen".
-
-For a minute he wondered whether it was possible that there could be
-another midshipman of the same name; but whilst the others thumped him
-on the back and congratulated him, another messenger came flying down
-from the bridge: "The Captain wants you, sir, at once."
-
-Not knowing whether he was on his head or his heels, the Orphan flew up
-to the fore bridge.
-
-Captain Macfarlane smiled at him and tugged his beard.
-
-"Is it really true, sir?"
-
-"I imagine so; I sent your name in."
-
-"What's it for, sir?"
-
-"I think, Mr. Orpen, for working that maxim in your picket-boat, at
-Ajano."
-
-"Thank you awfully, sir! but Plunky Bill was wounded twice, sir."
-
-"Was he the seaman who fired it before you 'took on'?" asked the
-Captain.
-
-"Yes, sir; he was hit twice before he gave up."
-
-"I think, Mr. Orpen, you'll find that he has not been forgotten."
-
-"Thank you, sir, awfully! I--I--must go and tell the Hun and the
-Sub--won't they be pleased?"
-
-The Orphan thereupon dashed down the bridge ladder.
-
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