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-<title>A NAVAL VENTURE</title>
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-almost no restrictions whatsoever. You may copy it, give it away or
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-<p class="noindent pfirst"><span>Title: A Naval Venture
-<br /> The War Story of an Armoured Cruiser
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-<br />Author: T. T. Jeans
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-<p class="center pfirst"><span class="medium">BY</span></p>
-<p class="center pnext"><span class="large">FLEET-SURGEON T. T. JEANS, R.N.</span></p>
-<p class="center pnext"><span class="small">Author of "Gunboat and Gun-runner"
-<br />"John Graham, Sub-Lieutenant, R.N."
-<br />"Ford of H.M.S. Vigilant"
-<br />&amp;c.</span></p>
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-<p class="center pfirst"><em class="italics medium">Illustrated by Frank Gillett, R.I.</em></p>
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-<p class="center pfirst"><span class="medium">BLACKIE AND SON LIMITED
-<br />LONDON GLASGOW AND BOMBAY
-<br />1917</span></p>
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-gun-room tale which will give a general impression of
-the part played by the Royal Navy during the
-Dardanelles operations, and of gun-room life under these
-conditions.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>In writing it I have been greatly assisted by many
-shipmates—officers, petty officers, and men—who
-have been employed away from the ship, on various
-occasions, either on shore or in steamboats, tugs, or
-motor-lighters. From their accounts it has been
-possible to bring into the book descriptions of some
-interesting incidents and operations which did not
-come under my personal observation.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>My thanks are due, more especially, to Lieutenant
-H. A. D. Keate, R.N., and to Lieutenant V. E. Kemball,
-R.N., of this ship, who have read laboriously
-through the manuscript as it progressed, corrected
-many errors of fact and detail, and suggested very
-many improvements to the story as a whole.</span></p>
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-<p class="noindent pfirst"><span>T. T. JEANS,
-<br />Fleet-Surgeon, R.N.</span></p>
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-<dt class="noindent"><span>H.M.S. </span><em class="italics">SWIFTSURE</em><span>,</span></dt>
-<dd><p class="first last noindent pfirst"><em class="italics">27th April, 1916.</em></p>
-</dd>
-</dl>
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-<p class="center pfirst"><span class="bold large">Contents</span></p>
-<p class="noindent pnext"><span class="small">CHAP.</span></p>
-<ol class="upperroman simple">
-<li><p class="first noindent pfirst"><a class="reference internal" href="#the-achates-goes-to-sea">The "*Achates*" goes to Sea</a></p>
-</li>
-<li><p class="first noindent pfirst"><a class="reference internal" href="#the-gun-room-of-the-achates">The Gun-Room of the "*Achates*"</a></p>
-</li>
-<li><p class="first noindent pfirst"><a class="reference internal" href="#ordered-to-the-mediterranean">Ordered to the Mediterranean</a></p>
-</li>
-<li><p class="first noindent pfirst"><a class="reference internal" href="#the-bombardment-of-smyrna-forts">The Bombardment of Smyrna Forts</a></p>
-</li>
-<li><p class="first noindent pfirst"><a class="reference internal" href="#the-achates-is-shelled">The "*Achates*" is Shelled</a></p>
-</li>
-<li><p class="first noindent pfirst"><a class="reference internal" href="#a-night-s-adventure">A Night's Adventure</a></p>
-</li>
-<li><p class="first noindent pfirst"><a class="reference internal" href="#off-to-the-dardanelles">Off to the Dardanelles</a></p>
-</li>
-<li><p class="first noindent pfirst"><a class="reference internal" href="#the-landing-on-gallipoli">The Landing on Gallipoli</a></p>
-</li>
-<li><p class="first noindent pfirst"><a class="reference internal" href="#the-river-clyde">The "River Clyde"</a></p>
-</li>
-<li><p class="first noindent pfirst"><a class="reference internal" href="#a-night-attack">A Night Attack</a></p>
-</li>
-<li><p class="first noindent pfirst"><a class="reference internal" href="#the-beach-party">The Beach Party</a></p>
-</li>
-<li><p class="first noindent pfirst"><a class="reference internal" href="#off-cape-helles">Off Cape Helles</a></p>
-</li>
-<li><p class="first noindent pfirst"><a class="reference internal" href="#the-army-comes-to-a-standstill">The Army comes to a Standstill</a></p>
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-<li><p class="first noindent pfirst"><a class="reference internal" href="#submarines-appear">Submarines Appear</a></p>
-</li>
-<li><p class="first noindent pfirst"><a class="reference internal" href="#a-peaceful-month">A Peaceful Month</a></p>
-</li>
-<li><p class="first noindent pfirst"><a class="reference internal" href="#a-glorious-picnic">A Glorious Picnic</a></p>
-</li>
-<li><p class="first noindent pfirst"><a class="reference internal" href="#a-cutting-out-expedition">A "Cutting-out" Expedition</a></p>
-</li>
-<li><p class="first noindent pfirst"><a class="reference internal" href="#bombarding-at-suvla-bay">Bombarding at Suvla Bay</a></p>
-</li>
-<li><p class="first noindent pfirst"><a class="reference internal" href="#the-army-again-comes-to-a-standstill">The Army again comes to a Standstill</a></p>
-</li>
-<li><p class="first noindent pfirst"><a class="reference internal" href="#hard-work-at-mudros">Hard Work at Mudros</a></p>
-</li>
-<li><p class="first noindent pfirst"><a class="reference internal" href="#the-evacuation-of-suvla-bay">The Evacuation of Suvla Bay</a></p>
-</li>
-<li><p class="first noindent pfirst"><a class="reference internal" href="#a-terrible-night">A Terrible Night</a></p>
-</li>
-<li><p class="first noindent pfirst"><a class="reference internal" href="#in-dug-outs-at-cape-helles">In "Dug-outs" at Cape Helles</a></p>
-</li>
-<li><p class="first noindent pfirst"><a class="reference internal" href="#the-evacuation-of-cape-helles">The Evacuation of Cape Helles</a></p>
-</li>
-<li><p class="first noindent pfirst"><a class="reference internal" href="#the-achates-returns-to-malta">The "*Achates*" Returns to Malta</a></p>
-</li>
-</ol>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 4em">
-</div>
-<p class="center pfirst"><span class="bold large">Illustrations</span></p>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 2em">
-</div>
-<p class="pfirst"><a class="reference internal" href="#aim-low-sonny-aim-low-you-will-see-your-bullet-splashes">"'Aim low, sonny! Aim low! You will see your
-bullet-splashes'"</a><span> . . . Frontispiece</span></p>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 1em">
-</div>
-<p class="pfirst"><a class="reference internal" href="#the-gunnery-lieutenant-now-flew-about-jumping-from-voice-pipes-to-range-finder-and-back-again">"The Gunnery Lieutenant now flew about, jumping
-from voice pipes to range-finder and back again"</a></p>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 1em">
-</div>
-<p class="pfirst"><a class="reference internal" href="#the-lamp-post-jumped-up-seized-the-box-hoisted-it-on-his-shoulder-and-disappeared-ahead">"The Lamp-post jumped up, seized the box, hoisted
-it on his shoulder, and disappeared ahead"</a></p>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 1em">
-</div>
-<p class="pfirst"><a class="reference internal" href="#look-what-an-extraordinary-ship">"'Look! what an extraordinary ship!'"</a></p>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 1em">
-</div>
-<p class="pfirst"><a class="reference internal" href="#screened-lanterns">"Screened lanterns!"</a></p>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 1em">
-</div>
-<p class="pfirst"><a class="reference internal" href="#the-gun-room-court-martial-on-the-china-doll">The Gun-room Court Martial on the China Doll</a></p>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 1em">
-</div>
-<p class="pfirst"><a class="reference internal" href="#sketch-map-of-gallipoli-and-the-dardanelles">Sketch Map of Gallipoli and the Dardanelles</a></p>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 4em">
-</div>
-<p class="center pfirst" id="the-achates-goes-to-sea"><span class="bold x-large">A NAVAL VENTURE</span></p>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 3em">
-</div>
-<p class="center pfirst"><span class="bold large">CHAPTER I</span></p>
-<p class="center pnext"><span class="bold large">The "</span><em class="bold italics large">Achates</em><span class="bold large">" goes to Sea</span></p>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 2em">
-</div>
-<p class="pfirst"><span>On one miserably wet and cheerless afternoon of
-February, 1915, the picket-boat of H.M.S. </span><em class="italics">Achates</em><span>
-lay alongside the King's Stairs at Portsmouth
-Dockyard, whilst her crew, with their boat-hooks, kept her
-from bumping herself against the lowest steps. The
-rain trickled down their glistening oilskins, and dark,
-angry clouds sweeping up from behind Gosport Town
-on the opposite side of the harbour, and scudding
-overhead, one after the other, in endless battalions,
-made it certain that a south-westerly gale was raging
-in the Channel.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>At the top of the steps, with his back to the wind
-and rain, his feet wide apart, and his hands in his
-pockets, was the midshipman of the boat, in oilskin,
-sou'wester, and sea-boots. This was Mr. Vincent
-Orpen—commonly known as the Orphan—not very
-tall, but sturdy and broad-shouldered in his bulky
-oilskins. Between the brim of his dripping sou'wester
-and his turned-up collar showed a pair of very
-humorous eyes, a determined-looking nose and
-mouth, and a pair of large ears reddened by the cold
-and rain.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>He was waiting to take the Captain—Captain
-Donald Macfarlane—off to Spithead, where the
-</span><em class="italics">Achates</em><span> lay, ready for sea, but this absent-minded
-officer had very probably forgotten the time or place
-where the boat was to meet him.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Near by, taking shelter in the lee of the signalman's
-shelter-box, the marine postman and a massive,
-friendly dockyard policeman were standing with the
-rain dripping off them.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Presently the midshipman splashed across to them
-and spoke to the postman.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"The Captain did say King's Stairs; didn't he?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"King's Stairs at two o'clock, sir; I heard him
-myself; King's Stairs at two o'clock, and it's now
-past the half-hour. He was only a-going up to the
-Admiral's office, he said; just time for me to slip
-outside to the post office and back again, sir."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Down below, in the picket-boat, Jarvis, the coxswain,
-an old, bearded petty officer—a Naval Reserve
-man—was grumbling to one of the crew: "The Cap'n
-can't never remember nothink—he'll forget hisself one
-o' these fine days."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"This ain't a fine day," the young A.B.—Plunky
-Bill—answered cheekily.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Stow it! I'll give yer 'fine day' when we gets
-aboard: I knows it ain't. We'll get a fair
-dusting-down going out to Spithead, and a good many of you
-youngsters'll wish you'd never come to sea when we
-gets out in the Channel to-night."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"I 'opes we ain't going back to the mine-bumping
-'bizz' in the North Sea, a-waiting for to be
-terpadoed," Plunky Bill said presently, viciously
-shoving the picket-boat's dancing stern off the wall with
-his dripping boat-hook.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"That's about our job," growled Jarvis. "Better
-blow up yer swimmin'-collar when you gets aboard,
-and tie it around yer bloomin' neck."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"A precious lot of good they collars be—with
-sea-boots and oilskins on, and the water as cold as
-charity."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Nobody's askin' you to wear it. When you feels
-you wants to drown, quick, just 'and it over to me—I
-don't. Dare say you ain't got no one to miss yer;
-I 'ave—a missus and six kids," growled the coxswain.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Just then the trap hatch of the stokehold flapped up,
-and out of the small square opening emerged the bare
-head of the stoker of the picket-boat—an old,
-grey-headed Naval Reserve man, who actually wore gold
-spectacles, the effect of which on his coal-begrimed
-face was very quaint. He looked round him in a
-patient, dignified manner, and sniffed at the wind and
-rain.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>There was a shout from the top of the steps, and
-Mr. Orpen, with his hands to his mouth, called down:
-"Keep out of the rain, Fletcher—don't be an ass!"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The old man did not hear; but one of the boat's
-crew for'ard bawled out to him: "'Ere, close down
-yer blooming 'atch—chuck it, grandpa—shut yer face
-in—the Orphan's a-singing out to yer—'e's nuts on
-yer 'ealth, 'e is." The old stoker, wiping his
-rain-spotted spectacles, meekly obeyed, pulled the hatch
-over his head, and disappeared from view.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Then the postman, with his big, leather letter-bag,
-clattered down, splashing the puddles on the steps.
-"The Cap'n's coming at last," he said, and stowed
-himself away under the fore peak.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Down came Mr. Orpen, jumped aboard, and took
-the steering-wheel. A moment later, and after him
-came the tall, gaunt figure of the Captain, the rain
-trickling off the gold oak-leaves on the peak of his
-cap, dripping off his long, thin nose and running
-down his yellowish-red moustache and pointed beard.
-His greatcoat was glistening with raindrops, and his
-trousers beneath it were soaked and sticking to his
-thin shins.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"I forgot to bring my waterproof," he said. "I'm
-not late, am I?" and nodding cheerfully, he stepped
-into the boat.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Mr. Orpen saluted. "Shall I carry on, sir?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The Captain nodded again; Jarvis shouted out
-orders; the boat's bows were shoved off, the engines
-thumped, and the picket-boat, starting on her stormy
-passage to Spithead, bumped the steps with her stern—the
-last time, had she known it, that she would ever
-touch England.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The crew dived down below under the fore peak
-and shut the hatch on top of them, for they knew well
-what was coming. It came right enough.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Directly the picket-boat left the shelter of the
-harbour mouth she began to reel and stagger as she
-steamed along Southsea beach, past the ends of the
-deserted piers, with the sea on her beam, washing over
-her and jostling her. Then she turned round the
-Spit Buoy, and head on to the wind and rain, plunged
-her way through the short seas, diving and lifting,
-throwing up clouds of spray which smacked loudly
-against the oilskins of the midshipman at the wheel
-and the coxswain hanging on by his side.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>As one wave came over the bows, rushed aft along
-the engine-room sides and swirled round their feet,
-and its spray, tossed up by the fo'c'sle gun-mounting
-and by the funnel, covered them from head to foot,
-Jarvis roared: "Better ease her a bit, sir."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>But the Orphan was enjoying himself hugely. He
-knew the old boat; he knew exactly what she could
-"stand", and he was not going to ease down until it
-was absolutely necessary, or until Captain Macfarlane
-made him; and the Captain was still sitting in the
-stern-sheets, tugging, absent-mindedly, at his pointed
-yellow beard, apparently having forgotten where he
-was, and that if only he went into the cabin he could
-keep dry.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The picket-boat throbbed and trembled and shook
-herself, butted into a wave which seemed to bring her
-up "all standing", swept through it or over it, then
-charged into another; and as the battered remnants of
-the waves flung themselves in the Orphan's face and
-smacked loudly against his oilskins he only grinned,
-shook his head, and peered ahead from beneath the
-turned-down brim of his sou'wester.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Jarvis, the coxswain, was not enjoying himself.
-He hated getting wet—that meant "a bout of
-rheumatics", and he had a "missus and six kids".</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Gradually the picket-boat fought her way out to the
-black-and-white chequered mass of the Spit Fort, until
-the four funnels and long, grey hull of the </span><em class="italics">Achates</em><span>
-showed through the rain squalls beyond.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>A solitary steamboat, on her way ashore, came
-rushing towards them—a smother of foam, smoke, and
-spray; and as she staggered past, only a few yards
-away, with the following seas surging round her stern,
-Orpen waved a hand to the solitary figure in glistening
-oilskins at her wheel—a midshipman "pal" of his
-from another ship—who waved back cheerily and
-disappeared to leeward as a squall swept down between
-the two boats.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"A nice little trip he'll have, off, sir—if he don't
-come back soon," the coxswain shouted when the last
-wave's spray had run off the brim of his sou'wester
-and he'd caught his breath. "It's breezin' up every
-minute, sir!"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Once past the Spit Fort, the picket-boat was in
-deeper water; the seas became longer, not so steep,
-and she took them more easily. Orpen needed only
-one hand now to keep her on her course, and in ten
-minutes he steered her under the stern of the </span><em class="italics">Achates</em><span>,
-and brought her alongside the starboard quarter.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The Captain, dripping with water, jumped on the
-foot of the ladder as a wave swung the picket-boat's
-stern close to it. Half-way up the ladder a sudden
-humorous thought struck him, and, bending down,
-he called out: "You did not ease down all the time,
-did you, Mr. Orpen?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"No, sir," Orpen sang back, grinning with the
-happiness of everything. He didn't worry in the
-least—so long as the Captain didn't mind—that he had,
-by forcing his boat through the seas, wetted him to the
-skin, and kept him wet for the last twenty minutes.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The officer of the watch shouted "Hook on!" and
-the picket-boat was hauled ahead under the main
-derrick, until the big hook dangling from the
-"purchase" swung above the boat. The crew made the
-bow and stern lines fast; Fletcher, the old stoker,
-drew himself up on deck and lowered the funnel,
-steam roared away from the "escape"; one seaman
-struggled with the ring of the boat's slings, holding
-it chest-high; another waited his opportunity, when a
-wave lifted the picket-boat, to seize the big hook
-hanging above him; the ring was slipped over it; the
-midshipman waved his hand and shouted; the slings
-tautened as the order "up purchase and topping lift"
-was given; a last wave lopped over the bows, and
-with a jerk she was hoisted clear of the water and
-quickly swung inboard.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Up on the quarter-deck the Captain was talking to
-the Commander—a wiry little man with a weather-beaten
-face and a grim, hard mouth. "Same old job,
-sir?" he asked.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The Captain nodded ruefully. "It's all the poor
-old </span><em class="italics">Achates</em><span> is fit for."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"You're pretty well soaked, sir. Rather a wet
-passage off?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"I forgot to go into the cabin," the Captain laughed.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"We're ready for sea, sir. I shortened in, as you
-were rather late."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Was I?" the Captain's eyes twinkled. "Right
-you are! I'll be up again in a minute. I must get into
-dry things, or the Fleet Surgeon will be on my
-tracks"—and he disappeared below.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>In half an hour the </span><em class="italics">Achates</em><span> was under way and
-steaming out into the Channel and the gale.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>This ended her week's "rest"—the second "rest"
-since the war broke out, six months before. Now she
-was off again to the North Sea, with its constant gales,
-its mine-fields, its enemy submarines, and the grim
-delight of frequent hurried coalings.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>It was not a very pleasing prospect.</span></p>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 4em">
-</div>
-<p class="center pfirst" id="the-gun-room-of-the-achates"><span class="bold large">CHAPTER II</span></p>
-<p class="center pnext"><span class="bold large">The Gun-room of the "Achates"</span></p>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 2em">
-</div>
-<p class="pfirst"><span>Having seen his picket-boat safely landed in her
-crutches on the booms, the Orphan dived down below
-to the gun-room to dry himself in front of the blazing
-stove there.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The gun-room was a long, untidy place on the starboard
-side of the main-deck, just for'ard of the after
-6-inch-gun casemate. A long table, covered with a
-red cloth, of the usual Service pattern, and rather more
-than usually torn and stained with grease, occupied
-most of the deck space, and was now laden with plates,
-cups and saucers, and, down the middle, in one
-gorgeous line, tins of jam, loaves of bread, fat pats of
-butter, and slabs of splendidly indigestible cake.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Long benches, covered with leather cushions, were
-fixed each side of it, whilst a few chairs, in various
-stages of decay, were drawn up round the stove and
-the upset copper coal-box. The after bulkhead of
-this sumptuous abode was occupied by midshipmen's
-lockers—rows of them one above the other—and from
-the half-open locker doors peeped boots and books,
-woollen helmets, sweaters, and safety waistcoats.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Along the foremost bulkhead was a corticine-covered
-sideboard with drawers for knives, forks, and spoons,
-cupboards for bottles, and a cosy gap for a barrel of
-beer. Above the sideboard, at either end of it, there
-were two little sliding-doors in the bulkhead, for the
-plates and food to be passed in from the pantry beyond,
-and for the dirty plates to be passed out. Between
-these two sliding-hatches, pictures of beautiful ladies
-taken from the last Christmas Number of the Sketch
-had been gummed on to the bare expanse of
-dirty-white paint, and gave an air of brightness and
-refinement to an otherwise somewhat depressing interior.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The outer bulkhead—the outer side—the ship's
-side—had been white—once. Along it were five scuttles,
-at present closely screwed up, and the tail ends of
-waves occasionally swished angrily across them. In
-the spaces between these scuttles, war maps, most of
-them torn and ragged, had been pasted to the iron-work,
-and one or two pin-flags still managed to hold
-fast, though the vast array that had once fluttered
-across them had long since disappeared.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>At each end of the inner bulkhead was a door
-leading out into the "half-deck", and between them were
-more lockers, the roaring, smoking stove, its brass
-chimney, and the upset coal-box. Behind the brass
-chimney hung a tattered green-baize notice-board on
-which were pinned a few dusty long-forgotten
-gun-room orders; whilst from hooks above it hung a cheap
-alarum clock and five damaged wrist-watches, each in
-its strap, and each labelled with an official report of
-the "scrap" during which it had met its honourable
-fate.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Newspapers and magazines littered untidily the
-corticine-covered deck; a gramophone box, a couple
-of greatcoats, and a green cricket bag lay piled in one
-corner near the lockers; some sextant boxes and two
-pairs of sea-boots filled another.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Overhead, between the deck beams, wooden battens
-were fixed, and above them squeezed a motley
-assortment of greatcoats, golf-bags, cricket pads, and
-oilskins. Almost anywhere in the gun-room you could
-put up your hand without looking, and pull down an
-oilskin or a greatcoat, which, of course, was most
-convenient, unless you pulled down half a dozen
-golf-clubs on your head at the same time, when naturally
-the convenience was not so noticeable.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>When the Orphan came in, throwing his wet sou-wester
-and oilskin into the corner on top of the gramophone
-box, the only other gun-room officer there was
-the "China Doll"—the Assistant Clerk. Only just
-"caught" he was, a very youthful young gentleman
-of, so far, unblemished reputation, with a pink-and-white
-face, and a trick of opening and shutting his
-very big and very blue eyes so exactly like a doll that
-he had been christened "China Doll" directly he had
-joined the Honourable Mess.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>He was engaged busily toasting bread in front of
-the stove with the long gun-room toasting-fork, and
-this was probably his most important duty on board—the
-duty of making toast for seven-bell tea; the first
-piece for the Sub-lieutenant, the second for the senior
-snotty, and the third for that very senior officer—his
-very senior officer—the Clerk—Uncle Podger.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>He had just finished the first piece as the Orphan
-entered, and looked up, blinking his eyes excitedly.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"What's the news, Orphan? Did the Captain tell
-you what we're going to do?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Late again, China Doll; five minutes after seven
-bells, and only one piece of toast ready; you'll catch it
-when the others come along."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>In spite of his protests the Orphan grabbed that
-piece of toast, buttered it and began eating it, standing
-in front of the stove whilst the China Doll hurriedly
-began to toast another slice, between the Orphan's
-legs, and implored him for news of where the ship
-was going, and what she was to do. But the Orphan
-was much too busy eating to take any notice; and just
-as the first slice disappeared and he was licking his
-fingers, he heard a clattering of sea-boots down the
-ladder from the deck, and as four dripping snotties
-poured in, he seized the toasting-fork, pushed the
-China Doll on one side, and calmly finished toasting
-the second slice.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>These four new-comers were the "Pink Rat",
-"Bubbles", the "Hun", and Rawlins. The Pink
-Rat was the senior snotty—a small-sized youngster
-whom anyone could spot as the Pink Rat, because he
-had a thin, sharp, ferrety-looking face, very pink
-complexion, beady eyes, prominent teeth, and long
-mouse-coloured hair brushed straight back from his forehead
-and plastered down with grease. Bubbles was half as
-big again as the Pink Rat, with a fat, red, honest face,
-creased with continual chuckling, and a fat, red neck
-which always seemed to swell over his collars. He
-had something wrong with his nose, and couldn't
-breathe through it very well, so that when he was
-laughing—he generally was—he used to throw his head
-back, open his mouth to breathe, and make the most
-extraordinary bubbling noises. The Hun, the third
-to enter, looked a very gentle snotty, very refined and
-quiet—quiet, that is, compared with the others. He
-was not big or strong; but when he once was "roused"
-he would always join the weaker side in a "scrap",
-and then became so violently excited that whatever he
-gripped he gripped with all his might—like a wild
-cat. He had nearly choked Bubbles once; and the
-Pink Rat never forgot how, at another time, he had
-nearly pulled out a handful of his hair. He always
-apologized afterwards. Rawlins, whose proper name
-was Rawlinson—the last of these four—was a brawny
-youth with an odd hatchet-shaped head, quite as
-good-natured as Bubbles, and the least talkative
-member of the Honourable Mess. He was always willing
-to look out for a pal's "watch" or boat duty, in itself
-enough to make anyone very popular.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The Pink Rat, Bubbles, and Rawlins, seeing no
-toast waiting for them, dashed at the China Doll,
-charged him into a corner, threw their wet oilskins
-over him, and fell in a heap on top.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Toast must be ready!" they yelled as they allowed
-him to get up.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"I can't make it fast enough when the Orphan's
-here, alone; look at him—that's his second."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The Orphan had just taken a huge bite out of the
-new piece; with a rush they threw themselves on
-him; in the mêlée of feet, legs, and chairs the China
-Doll captured the toasting-fork, stuck another bit of
-bread on it, and crouched in front of the fire again.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The general scramble was terminated by the noise
-of the pantry hatch sliding back, and an enormous,
-purple-faced marine servant, in his shirt-sleeves,
-pushed in a big teapot.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Come along, Barnes, cut us some more bread;
-open a tin of 'sharks'; where've you put my biscuits?"
-they called at him.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>By this time the third piece of toast was done to a
-turn; and the Pink Rat, in the absence of the Sub, on
-watch, was just going to claim it, when in came Uncle
-Podger—the Clerk—a broad-shouldered, squat youth,
-with a breezy, cheery countenance, and ruffled hair,
-who had been promoted to the exalted rank of Clerk
-exactly three weeks before, and had, therefore, been
-just a year and three weeks in the Service.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>His arrival was greeted with shouts of "Uncle
-Podger, your minion is slack again at the toast
-business. The China Doll must be beaten."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The Assistant Clerk dodged the Pink Rat and
-wriggled free, squealing out that this piece was for the
-Sub.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"He'll beat me if it isn't ready. He'll be down
-from the bridge in a minute," he laughed, and took
-shelter behind his superior officer, explaining that
-"he'd done one for the Sub, and the Orphan ate that;
-another for the Pink Rat, and the Orphan had eaten
-that too; the Sub must have this, mustn't he?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Then this is the third," Uncle Podger said with
-mock gravity. "You were wrong, my young
-subordinate, very wrong indeed, to give away those other
-pieces; this one is mine." He gently removed the
-beautifully browned bread from the prongs of the fork.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Yes—sir," said the China Doll, dropping his
-eyelids and pretending to be very humble.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"By the King's Regulations and Gun-room Instructions,
-there can be no doubt about it, can there?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"No—sir; no possible doubt whatever—no
-possible, probable, possible doubt whatever."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The Clerk, glaring majestically at his subordinate
-officer's familiarity, promptly proceeded to butter and
-then to eat the slice; whilst the others, crowding round
-the stove with bits of bread on the ends of knives,
-tried their best to toast them.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Then the Sub did come in—a man of medium
-height, shoulders broader than Uncle Podger's, a
-complexion tanned by exposure to the wind and rain,
-black hair over a broad forehead, thick black eyebrows
-over deep-set grey eyes which had a knack of looking
-through and through anyone he spoke to, a thin
-Roman nose with a bridge that generally had a bit of
-the skin off (the remains of his last "scrap"), firm upper
-lip, a tremendous lower jaw, and a neck like a bull.
-He came in with his swaggering gait and aggressive
-shoulders, unbuttoning his dripping oilskin and
-roaring loudly.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"What ho! without! bring hither the toasted
-crumpet, the congealed juice of the cow, and we will
-toy with them anon! Varlets, disrobe me, for I am
-weary with much watching."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Hast a savoury dish prepared for me, you
-pen-driving incubus, you blot on the landscape?" he
-roared again at the China Doll, who stood with eyes
-opening and shutting and mouth wide open, watching
-two of the snotties hauling off the Sub's oilskin.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Where's my toast?" he roared ferociously.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Here, sir," and the Assistant Clerk patted the
-Orphan's stomach, and fled for safety to the ship's
-office, where he knew he would be safe from instant
-death, because the Fleet Paymaster, though he would
-"scrap" with anyone, at any time, anywhere else,
-would not allow any skylarking there; nor would the
-stern Chief Writer, whose sanctum it was; and they
-had to keep friends with the Chief Writer, or never
-a pen-nib or a piece of blotting-paper would they get
-when they ran short of these things.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Two more snotties came into the gun-room after
-the China Doll had escaped.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>These were the "Lamp-post" and the "Pimple",
-the tallest and the shortest in the Mess—the Pimple a
-little chap with a broad flat face, and a tiny red nose
-in the middle of it. He was the Navigator's "doggy",
-and that communicative and ingenious officer was
-always giving him the latest news—news which he,
-more often than not, invented himself. The joy of
-the Pimple's existence was to have some "news" to
-tell the others. He was a bully in a very small way,
-and extremely deferential to the Sub and the
-ward-room officers.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The Lamp-post was a tall, stooping snotty with
-sloping shoulders; his clothes were always too small
-for him, and his long thin arms and legs were always
-in his own way and in that of everyone else. Set
-him down at a piano and he was marvellous; the joy
-of his life was to be asked to play the ward-room
-piano. He could play anything he had ever heard;
-and inside his aristocratic head were more brains than
-the rest of the snotties possessed between them, the
-only one who did not know that being himself.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The whole of the Honourable Mess—with the exception
-of the escaped China Doll—being now assembled,
-seven-bell tea pursued its usual course—a cross
-between a picnic and a dog-fight—until the bugle
-sounded "man and arm ship", and there was a
-hurried scramble for oilskins and caps as all, except
-Uncle Podger, dashed away to their stations.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The ship had now cleared the Isle of Wight and
-felt the force of the gale. She began to pitch and
-roll heavily as the heavy seas threw themselves
-against her starboard bow and rushed along her side.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>A minute or two after the "man and arm ship"
-bugle had sounded, the China Doll strolled jauntily
-in and started afresh with his afternoon tea.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"When you, Mr. Assistant Clerk, have served as
-long as I have," commenced Uncle Podger gravely,
-"you may perhaps learn to realize that cheeking
-your seniors is punishable by death, or such other
-punishment as is hereinafter mentioned."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Pass us the sugar, Podgy, there's a good chap,"
-grinned that very insubordinate officer, as a lurch of
-the ship threw the sugar-basin into the Clerk's lap.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Man and arm ship" having passed off satisfactorily,
-the ship went to "night defence" stations, and
-the bugle sounded "darken ship".</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Barnes, the purple-faced marine servant, still in his
-shirt-sleeves, came in and solemnly closed down the
-dead-lights, screwing the steel plates over the glass
-scuttles, and then proceeded to clear away the debris
-of seven-bell tea.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Most of the snotties now trooped down from the
-upper deck to warm themselves round the stove.</span></p>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 4em">
-</div>
-<p class="center pfirst" id="ordered-to-the-mediterranean"><span class="bold large">CHAPTER III</span></p>
-<p class="center pnext"><span class="bold large">Ordered to the Mediterranean</span></p>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 2em">
-</div>
-<p class="pfirst"><span>Up above, under the fore bridge, the Orphan, looking
-like an undersized elephant, with all his warm clothes
-under his oilskins, tramped from port to starboard,
-and back again round the conning-tower. The crews
-of his four 6-pounders were clustered round their
-guns, hunched up in all sorts of winter clothing.
-Many of them wore their duffel jackets with great
-gauntleted gloves drawn up over their sleeves, and
-had already pulled the hoods of their jackets over
-their heads, giving them the appearance of Eskimo
-or Arctic explorers; the others were in oilskins padded
-out with jerseys, jumpers, flannels, and thick vests.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Once issue warm clothing to a bluejacket and never
-will he leave it off, whatever the temperature, unless
-he is made to do so.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The chirpy little gunner's mate had reported "all
-correct, sir, guns cleared away, night-sight circuits
-switched on, sir, and four rounds a gun ready."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The Orphan had reported himself to the officer of
-the watch, on the bridge above him, and now had
-nothing to do, for the best part of two hours, but walk
-up and down and keep warm.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"They tells me that one of 'em submarines was
-nosing round these parts two days ago, sir," one of
-his petty officers said, as he stopped at one gun,
-looked through the telescope sight, and tested the
-electric circuit. "It ain't much weather for the poor
-murdering blighters."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>It was not. Darkness was rapidly closing in, and
-the gale howled angrily out of the west, driving
-masses of dark rain-clouds and a heavy sea before it.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The </span><em class="italics">Achates</em><span> dipped her fo'c'sle constantly, and
-when she lifted and shook herself, the spray shot up
-far above her bridge screens.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The Orphan and his guns' crews on the wind'ard
-side would feel the ship quiver as a wave thudded
-against the casemate below them, and then had just
-time to duck their heads before millions of icy particles
-of spray soused viciously over them.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Presently the Orphan took shelter in the lee of the
-conning-tower and leant moodily against it, thinking
-of the warmth and gaiety of the dance he had been
-at the night before, also of a certain little lady in
-white and blue.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>In peace time it is depressing enough to leave a
-cosy harbour, and face a wild winter's night in the
-Channel; but in war time the chance of blowing up
-on a mine and the risk of being torpedoed make the
-strain very considerable.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>For the first night and the first day or two, most
-people are inclined to be rather "jumpy"; though
-afterwards this feeling wears off quickly, and one
-leaves everything to "fate" and ceases to worry.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Only a few days before, Germany had announced
-to the world the commencement of her submarine
-blockade of the English coast, so the Channel was
-probably already swarming with submarines; though
-even the Orphan, depressed and miserable as he was
-then, could not have imagined that these submarines
-had orders to sink merchant ships and mail steamers
-at sight and without warning, and that a civilized
-nation had sunk so low, nineteen hundred years after
-Christ was born into the world, as to plot the
-whole-sale murder of inoffensive women and children.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>But he was miserable enough without knowing
-that, and opening up his oilskin coat, practised
-blowing up his safety waistcoat. Then he wondered
-whether his guns' crews had their swimming-collars
-with them—as was ordered—and went from gun to
-gun, dodging the spray, to find out.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>It was quite dark now, the foc's'le and the turret
-below were invisible, and he had to grope his way
-along to find the guns' crews by hearing them talk
-or stumbling against them.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>One or two of the men had lost their collars;
-another had burst his trying how big he could blow
-it; others had left them down below in their kit-bags
-or lashed in their hammocks.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Plunky Bill, the cheeky A.B. belonging to the
-picket-boat, was the only one who had his. The
-gunner's mate explained that "Plunky Bill 'ad a
-sweet'eart in Portsmouth what was fair gone on
-'im, and 'ad made 'im promise to always wear 'is
-collar".</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Plunky Bill evidently thought he had a grievance,
-and growled out that "'E wasn't going to be bothered
-with young females, not 'im; a-making 'im look so
-foolish-like".</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Well, they ain't no use, nohow," the gunner's
-mate grunted, jerking a thumb towards the heavy sea.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Any news, sir?" the gunner's mate shouted, when
-he and the Orphan had regained the lee of the
-conning-tower, round which solid icy spray swished almost
-continuously. "The Ruskies are giving it to them
-Austrians in the neck, proper like, ain't they, sir?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Didn't hear any," the miserable Orphan shouted back.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"D'you know where we're off to?" the other asked.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"North Sea again," the Orphan told him.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The gunner's mate had no use for the North Sea—never
-wanted to see it again, and said so in
-blood-curdling language.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"What about the Dardanelles, sir?" he asked a
-moment later. "That's the place I'd like to be in.
-There's a sight of old 'tubs' gone out there. Any
-news, sir?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>But the Orphan had heard none, and climbed up on
-the bridge above to have a yarn with the midshipman
-of the watch—the Pimple.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>He was full of schemes for "ragging" the China Doll.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Patting your 'tummy', Orphan; that was cheek
-if you like! and the Sub didn't like it either."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The Pimple was very deferential to the Sub—rather
-too much so; what the Sub did and what he said
-made up most of the Pimple's daily existence. "He'd
-like us to take it out of the China Doll, wouldn't he?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Don't be an ass. Let the China Doll alone—it's
-too beastly wet and cold to bother about him. What
-about that cake you 'sharked' off the table?" So the
-Pimple, ever ready to ingratiate himself with anyone,
-produced a big wedge of gun-room cake out of his
-greatcoat pocket, and the two of them, crouching
-under the weather screens, munched away silently.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>It was so dark that they could not see the look-out
-man, who was holding the brim of his sou'wester over
-his eyes to shield him from the rain and the spray,
-and trying to pierce the blackness of the stormy night
-in front of him. Both snotties were startled by a
-sudden cry from him: "Something a-'ead, sir! on
-the starboard bow, sir!" Another look-out also
-spotted something; everyone tried to see it; the
-officer of the watch dashed to the end of the bridge
-and peered through his night-glasses; the gunner's
-mate, down below, could be heard shouting to the
-guns' crews to "close up"; the breeches of the guns
-snapped to as they were loaded; and the Orphan,
-stuffing the remnants of the cake in his pocket,
-scrambled down the ladder.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"There it is, sir! There! there!—I can see it!'
-came excitedly out of the darkness. Everyone thought
-of submarines.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Just like one, sir!" a signalman bawled to the
-officer of the watch, who yelled to the Quartermaster
-"hard-a-port", and rushed into the wheel-house to
-see that he did it.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>At that moment a bobbing light began flickering
-out of the darkness ahead—a signal lamp.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"It's the challenge, sir," the signalman shouted.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"All right; reply; bring her on her course,
-Quartermaster. Starboard your helm, hard-a-starboard!"
-shouted the officer of the watch coolly; and as the
-</span><em class="italics">Achates'</em><span> bows swung back again, she swerved past
-a long, black object down below in the water, with
-its twittering signal light tossed about like a spark
-from a chimney on a dark night, and by that faint
-light they could just see the outline of three funnels
-before the light was shut off and everything disappeared.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>It was only a patrolling destroyer. One could not
-see her rolling, or the seas breaking over her, but one
-could realize the horrible discomfort aboard her.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Poor devils!—a rotten night to be out in—we
-nearly bumped into her," thought the officer of the
-watch, jumping to the telephone bell from the
-Captain's cabin, which was ringing excitedly.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Nothing, sir; a patrol destroyer; had to alter
-course to clear her. No, sir, the wind is steady, sir."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>It was six o'clock now—four bells clanged below—the
-first dog-watch was finished, and presently the
-Pink Rat came up to relieve the Orphan.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Jolly slack on it!" grumbled the Orphan as he
-bumped into him and dived down below.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The easiest way aft was along the mess deck—the
-upper deck was so dark—and as the Orphan passed
-through one of the stokers' messes he saw Fletcher,
-the old stoker of his picket-boat, sitting at a mess
-table, all alone, under an electric light, his face buried
-in his hands, and a Bible before him.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"What's the matter, Fletcher? you look jolly
-mouldy," he said, stopping at the end of the table.
-"What's the matter? Bad news?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Yes, sir," he said gently, standing up, one hand
-pushing his gold spectacles back on his nose, the
-other marking the place in the book. "A letter from
-my wife. Our last boy's been killed in France, sir.
-That's the third; he was a corporal, sir."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>His old, refined, tired face looked so abjectly
-miserable that the Orphan did not know what to say.
-"Come and get a drink. That'll buck you up," he
-stuttered.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>But Fletcher shook his head. "I'm an abstainer,
-sir; thank you very much." And the snotty,
-muttering "I'm sorry", went away along the rest of the
-noisy, crowded mess deck towards the gun-room.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>There was comparative quiet there. The Sub and
-Uncle Podger were sitting in front of the stove,
-reading.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"You know old Fletcher—the stoker of my boat;
-he's frightfully miserable; he's sitting down in his
-mess looking awful; he's just heard that his last son's
-been killed; I wish we could do something for him.
-The letter must have come when I brought off the
-postman."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"How about a drink?" asked the Sub, scratching
-his head. "I </span><em class="italics">am</em><span> sorry."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Who's that?" asked Uncle Podger; "that old
-chap with the gold specs?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The Orphan nodded.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Fancy having to stick it out—all the misery of
-it—in a mess deck, with hundreds of chaps cursing
-and joking all round you," the Sub said. "I don't
-see what we can do to help him."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"You've got a cabin," Uncle Podger suggested.
-"Get him down in it; shut him in for an hour.
-What he wants most is to be alone."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Right oh!" said the Sub, springing to his feet.
-"I've got the first watch; he can stay there till 'pipe
-down';" and he sent Barnes, the purple-faced marine,
-to find Fletcher and tell him that the Sub-lieutenant
-wanted him at once in his cabin.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The Sub, swinging his mighty shoulders, stalked
-down to his cabin, and presently there was a knock
-outside, and Fletcher peered in. "Yes, sir?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"I've just heard, Fletcher," the Sub said, holding
-out his hand. "We are all very sorry; you'd like
-to be by yourself for a while. Stay here till 'pipe
-down'; no one shall come near you."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>He pushed the old man down in the chair, drew
-the door across, and went into the gun-room.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>A few minutes later the Pimple, who had been to
-his chest, outside the Sub's cabin, came in.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Old Fletcher's blubbing like anything," he said.
-"I heard him."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Get out of it, you little beast!" roared out the Sub.
-"Get out of the gun-room till dinnertime. Who told
-you to go sneaking round?" and Uncle Podger got
-in a well-judged kick which deposited the miserable
-Pimple on the deck outside.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The Orphan had the "middle" watch that night,
-so he turned into his hammock early, and was
-roughly shaken before it seemed to him that he had
-been to sleep a minute.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Still raining?" he grunted to the corporal of the
-watch who had called him, as he climbed out and
-hunted round for his clothes.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Raining and blowing 'orrible!"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>He groped his way for'ard, only half awake,
-stumbling on the unsteady slippery deck-plates, barking
-his shins against a coaming, and bumping into the
-rest of the watch as they came up from the lighted
-mess deck like blind men. He "took over" from
-the snotty of the first watch, and, as soon as his
-sleepy eyes had become accustomed to the darkness,
-began pacing up and down across the narrow deck.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The gale still howled wildly through the fore
-shrouds, the wet signal halyards still flapped noisily
-against each other, and the rain still came driving
-under the bridge; but by this time the </span><em class="italics">Achates</em><span> had
-altered course and was running up-Channel, so had
-the seas on her starboard quarter, and though she
-was rolling heavily no spray came over her. That
-was one thing to be thankful for, the Orphan
-thought, as he looked into the utter blackness ahead
-of him.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Presently he leant against the conning-tower. But
-there was nothing for his eyes to rest on, and the
-screaming of the gale and the roaring of the rushing
-seas mingling together to make one continual,
-tumultuous clamour in his ears, lulled him nearly to
-sleep.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>He started—he thought he was dancing with the
-little lady in white and blue—grinned to himself, and
-went up on the bridge to have a yarn with Bubbles,
-who was now the midshipman of the watch; tracked
-him by his laugh and his snorting noise; doubled up
-he was, at some yarn the Navigating Lieutenant was
-telling him—he always laughed long before a yarn
-came to an end!</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"The ass jumped on to the top of the
-conning-tower—got an arm round the periscope tube, and
-began banging away at the periscope with a hammer!"
-the Navigator was shouting as the Orphan came up.
-(Bubbles threw his head back and roared.) "He'd
-only got in a few whacks when the old submarine
-began to dive; down went the conning-tower and the
-periscope, and the last that was seen of him was a
-hand and a hammer giving one last whack!"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Bubbles choked and snorted with laughter.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"What was it—a German submarine—was he
-drowned—did they catch the submarine?" the Orphan
-asked.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Yes, they did. It had been badly hit before.
-We swept for it, and found it three days later, and
-the brave ass was still clinging to the periscope tube
-with his feet twisted round the conning-tower rail."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Who was he?" gasped Bubbles when he could
-stop laughing.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"No one in particular, only the deck hand of a
-trawler," the Navigator said, in his cynical way.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Mr. Meredith, the officer of the watch, a tall,
-good-looking Naval Reserve lieutenant with a weather-beaten
-face, and rather bald-headed, came up. "It's
-five bells, you fellows. How about some cocoa? I've
-got a tin of gingerbreads."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"That's the ticket, old chap!" the Navigator cried,
-and Bubbles was sent off to make the cocoa and bring
-it up to the chart-house.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Ten minutes later, the cheery chart-house was filled
-with the fragrant odour of cocoa, the Navigator's
-charts had been rolled aside; two were sitting on the
-table, the other on the settee which was the Navigator's
-bed at sea, all with steaming cups of cocoa
-in their hands.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Where's the 'War Baby'? Go and fetch the
-War Baby," the Navigator shouted; so off Bubbles
-went, the light going out as the door slid back, and
-coming on again as it closed and "made" the electric
-circuit.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Presently, in came the youngest-looking thing in
-soldiers anyone ever saw, with a face as pink and
-white as the China Doll's, and the first buds of a tiny
-moustache on his upper lip.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"It's perfectly damnable outside," he piped in his
-girlish voice, as he seized a biscuit and a cup of
-cocoa.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Hullo!" sang out the Navigator, as they all heard
-a knock on a door beneath them; "there's someone
-banging at the Skipper's door." (The Captain, when
-at sea, slept in a tiny cabin immediately beneath the
-chart-house and above the shelter deck.)</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>They heard the Captain's voice calling "Come in";
-and the Navigator, seizing his glasses, and singing
-out that "the Captain would be up on the bridge in a
-jiffy—he always does if anyone wakes him," went
-out, followed by the others.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>In a minute the Captain came up, shouting for him.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Here I am, sir."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>He seized the Navigator by the arm excitedly—the
-Captain was seldom anything but calm—and drew
-him into the chart-house. "Read this," he said,
-snapping his jaws together and sticking out his little
-pointed beard, as the door was closed and the light
-glared out.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The Navigator read: "</span><em class="italics">Achates</em><span> is to proceed with
-dispatch to Malta, calling at Gibraltar for coal if
-necessary."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"That means the Dardanelles, sir! Finish North
-Sea, sir?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Captain Macfarlane looked down at him with
-twinkling eyes and smiled happily.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>In five minutes' time the </span><em class="italics">Achates</em><span> had ported her
-helm and was on her new course; the news had flown
-round the bridge, been bellowed down below to the
-guns' crews, and shouted down the voice-pipes to the
-engine-room.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"We're off to Malta!—the Dardanelles!" and everyone
-who passed the good news added, "Finish North
-Sea. Thank God!"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The sober, obsolete old </span><em class="italics">Achates</em><span> seemed to know
-where she was bound. On her new course she once
-more faced the gale and the seas, diving and pitching,
-shaking and trembling, throwing the wild spray crashing
-against the weather screens, flying over the bridge
-and pattering against the funnels.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>What cared she, or anyone aboard her, however
-wildly the gale blew!</span></p>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 4em">
-</div>
-<p class="center pfirst" id="the-bombardment-of-smyrna-forts"><span class="bold large">CHAPTER IV</span></p>
-<p class="center pnext"><span class="bold large">The Bombardment of Smyrna Forts</span></p>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 2em">
-</div>
-<p class="pfirst"><span>The </span><em class="italics">Achates</em><span> arrived at Gibraltar on the fourth
-morning out from Spithead, and went alongside the South
-Mole to coal, just as the warm Mediterranean sun rose
-above the top of the grand old rock.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The gun-room officers—-everybody, in fact—were in
-the highest spirits. It was grand to have left behind
-the dreary, cold English winter, and it was grander
-still to be on the way to the Dardanelles. Best of
-all, they could now go to sea without worrying about
-submarines and mines.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Two days from Gibraltar the daily wireless telegram
-from England told them that the forts at the entrance
-to the Dardanelles had been silenced, and that
-landing-parties were being sent ashore to demolish them.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Why couldn't they have waited? We shall be
-too late; we shall miss all the fun," they cried sadly,
-down in the gun-room; "just come in for the tail end
-of everything; they'll be up at Constantinople by the
-time we get there; what sickening rot!"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"If you'd seen as much fighting as I have," Uncle
-Podger said solemnly—he'd only been a year in the
-Service, and seen none—"you'd——"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>But he wasn't allowed to finish. They shouted:</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Dogs of war! Out, Accountant Branch!" and rolled
-him and the China Doll on the deck until Barnes
-banged the trap-door with the porridge-spoon to let
-them know that breakfast was ready.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>At Malta there was another hurried coaling.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>It was here they heard that the </span><em class="italics">Bacchante</em><span>, their
-chummy ship—a sister ship—the ship which had been
-next to them in the North Sea patrol—had already
-passed through Malta bound for the Dardanelles.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>It was, of course, the Pimple who heard this first,
-and who climbed down into a coal lighter alongside
-to tell the Sub. The Sub, black and grimy, grinned.
-"We'll get a chance to knock spots out of them at
-'soccer', somewhere or other," he said, joyfully
-rubbing some of the coal-dust on his sleeve over the
-Pimple's excited and fairly clean face.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"I hope they haven't found out about the sea-gulls,"
-the Pimple said; but the Sub hadn't any more time to
-talk to him.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The sea-gull incident was rather a sore point with
-the </span><em class="italics">Bacchante</em><span> gun-room.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>That ship had not yet fired a gun; the </span><em class="italics">Achates</em><span> had,
-and the </span><em class="italics">Bacchante</em><span> snotties were jealous and didn't
-believe it. All they could find out was that their
-rival's after 9.2-inch gun had fired at a submarine
-early one morning.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"What happened?" they would ask. "Did you
-hit it?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Well, we didn't see it again," the </span><em class="italics">Achates</em><span> gun-room
-would answer. "We must have hit it."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>They always forgot to mention that this submarine
-had turned out to be a dozen or more sea-gulls sitting
-close together; and they had told the story so often—of
-course leaving out the sea-gull part—that they very
-much hoped that their chummy ship would never get
-hold of the proper yarn. If once they knew, their
-legs would be pulled unmercifully.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>It would not have mattered so much if one of the
-Lieutenants or the Commander had made the mistake;
-but the worst of it was that the Sub had been on watch
-at the time, so the snotties, the China Doll, and Uncle
-Podger would have perjured themselves for ever,
-rather than give away the secret.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>At Malta a passenger came on board, a tortoise
-about eight inches long. Who brought him no one
-knew, but in a day or two old Fletcher the stoker had
-adopted him as his own. The old man loved to sit on
-the boat deck by the hour in the sun, with "Kaiser
-Bill"—as the men called the tortoise—and feed the
-ungainly wrinkled brute with bits of cabbage.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Malta was left behind; the weather grew hot; white
-trousers were ordered to be worn, and were scarce—no
-one had expected to be sent to a warm climate—but
-those who had them shared with those who hadn't;
-the China Doll borrowed a pair, much too big for him,
-from Uncle Podger; those who had none, and would
-not borrow, wore their flannel trousers. Of course the
-Pink Rat turned out in beautifully creased white ducks
-and spotless shoes; the Pink Rat always carried about
-with him a very extensive wardrobe, though where he
-stowed it all, no one could imagine.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>But no one bothered about clothes. It was so
-glorious to be warm again, and to be on their way to
-"do" something and fire their guns.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"At something better than sea-gulls!" said the
-Orphan, grinning with delight. "We'll have shells
-coming all round us; you'll get plenty of them, up in
-your old foretop, China Doll; you and your range-finder
-will be blown sky-high in no time. Won't that
-be fun?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The China Doll opened and shut his eyes, and
-simply trembled with excitement.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"The China Doll has his legs blown off!" shouted
-the Pink Rat—the senior snotty. "First aid on the
-China Doll!"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>With a rush the snotties tumbled him on his back.
-"Lie still!" they yelled. "Stop kicking—your legs
-are blown off—you haven't got any!"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"If I haven't got any, you won't feel me kicking!"
-the China Doll squeaked, lashing out with his feet.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Whilst two ran for a bamboo stretcher, the others
-captured his legs and tied them together with
-handkerchiefs and table napkins, so tightly that the victim
-cried for mercy. The stretcher was brought; they
-lashed him in it; lashed his arms in, to prevent him
-grabbing at the furniture and shouting and yelling,
-ran him aft along the deck to lower him down into the
-Gunner's store-room, below the armoured deck, where
-the doctors set up their operating table at "Action"
-station.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Fortunately for the China Doll the armoured hatch
-leading down to it was shut down and must not be
-opened.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>On the way back to the gun-room with him, they
-had to pass the Surgeon's cabin, where Doctor
-Crayshaw Gordon was sitting, busy censoring letters.
-Dr. Crayshaw Gordon, R.N.V.R.—in private life he had
-a big consulting practice in London—hearing the
-noise and seeing the stretcher, thought there had been
-an accident, so jumped out of his cabin. "Hello!" he
-sung out, in his funny chuckling way of talking—fixing
-his gold eyeglasses on his nose, opening his
-mouth wide, and pulling nervously at his little pointed
-tawny beard. "Hello! what's the matter?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"The China Doll, sir!" they shouted, dropping
-him on the deck. "Both legs blown off!—he can't
-kick you, sir, we've lashed him up too tightly."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"It's very painful," the China Doll bleated, all the
-pink gone out of his face.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Dr. Gordon went down on his knees and began to
-unlash him.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Rather too much—too much," he said in his
-agitated manner, when he found how tightly the
-handkerchiefs had been fastened, and cried out with
-alarm when the China Doll's head suddenly dropped
-back.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"He's fainted, you silly fellows!"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>They unbuckled the straps and untied the handkerchiefs
-in double-quick time.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Put him on my bunk," Dr. Gordon told them;
-and, very frightened, they laid him there.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The China Doll's eyes opened, and he looked round
-not knowing what had happened. "Don't play ass
-tricks; get out of it; leave him here!" Dr. Gordon
-ordered gently; and they trooped away, dragging the
-stretcher along after them—rather sobered for the
-moment—to get a lecture from the Sub and Uncle
-Podger when they crowded into the gun-room and
-told what had happened.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>In half an hour the China Doll was back again—none
-the worse, except that the pink had not all come
-back in his doll's face—rather pleased with himself
-than otherwise.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>That happened on a Wednesday afternoon. On
-the Thursday, orders came by wireless for the </span><em class="italics">Achates</em><span>
-to rendezvous off the Gulf of Smyrna; and as dawn
-broke on Friday, the 5th March, she found herself
-half-way between the islands of Mytilene and Chios.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>No one knew what was going to happen except,
-perhaps, Captain Macfarlane. "And he's probably
-forgotten," the irrepressible Orphan said.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>This young gentleman was on watch with his
-guns, under the fore bridge, when the rendezvous
-was reached, and spotted some puffs of smoke rising
-above the horizon to the north'ard. Presently he
-saw through his glasses the masts of two battleships.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"What are they?" he asked excitedly of one of his
-petty officers, who was training a gun in their
-direction and looking through the telescopic sight.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"I know them, sir!" he cried. "The </span><em class="italics">Swiftsure</em><span>
-and </span><em class="italics">Triumph</em><span>. Look at their cranes—boat
-cranes—amidships, sir; there can't be any mistaking them,
-sir."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>As the Orphan had never seen them before, he had
-to take his word for it.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Trawlers behind 'em, sir—half a dozen or more,"
-the petty officer called out.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>In half an hour the very graceful outlines of these
-two battleships could be seen without glasses—easily
-distinguished from any other ship in the Navy by
-their hydraulic cranes for hoisting boats in and out.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The Orphan looked at them with all the more interest,
-because he knew that they had just come from
-the Dardanelles, and he peered at them through his
-glasses to try and discover any shell-marks. They
-looked as if they had just come out of dockyard hands,
-and he felt disappointed.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The trawlers followed, like ducklings out for a
-morning paddle with their father and mother. Very homely
-they looked.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Signal hoists fluttered and were hauled down, and
-soon the three big ships, with the little trawlers
-clustered at a respectful distance, lay with engines stopped.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The Captains of the battleships came across to the
-</span><em class="italics">Achates</em><span>, and an R.N.R. Lieutenant—in charge of the
-trawlers—bobbed alongside in a trawler's dinghy and
-scrambled on board. All three went below to the
-Captain's cabin.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>It was a perfect morning, the breeze a little chilly,
-the sea calm, and just beginning to catch the light of
-the sun as it rose behind the misty, grey mountains of
-Asia Minor.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The two spotless gigs and the disreputable dinghy
-lay alongside, and their crews were soon busy
-answering questions, as the quarter-deck men left off their
-scrubbing decks and bawled down to know the news,
-and how things were going, and what was to be done
-here. "Have you been hit?" was the chief question.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"We got an 8-inch in the quarter-deck," the
-</span><em class="italics">Swiftsure's</em><span> boat's crew called up. "Knocked the
-ward-room about cruel;" and the </span><em class="italics">Triumphs</em><span>, jealous, told
-them: "It ain't nothin' compared to Kiao Chau—we
-got our foretop knocked out bombarding the forts
-there; a 12-inch shell what did that. It's not near so
-bad here as what it was out there."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>In the hubbub of voices the Commander, splashing
-out of the battery in his sea-boots, sent the men back
-to their holystones and squeegees.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The Captains and the R.N.R. Lieutenant went
-back to their ships and trawlers, and then the three
-big ships commenced steaming in line ahead up the
-Gulf of Smyrna, the </span><em class="italics">Achates</em><span> leading, the </span><em class="italics">Swiftsure</em><span>
-astern of her, and the </span><em class="italics">Triumph</em><span> astern of the </span><em class="italics">Swiftsure</em><span>.
-The little trawlers were left behind.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>By breakfast-time everyone in the gun-room knew
-that the forts of Smyrna were to be bombarded. The
-Navigator's "doggy"—the Pimple—came down
-bursting with this information. "The Navigator
-says we shall be in range just after dinner. I heard
-the Captain tell him they had a big fort there with
-9- or 10-inch guns, and a mine-field in front of
-it—any amount of mines."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"We shall get first smack at them, shan't we?"
-the others said, beaming. "Our Captain is the
-senior one, isn't he?" and they hurried through
-breakfast and clattered up on the quarter-deck to
-have a look at the land.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>By this time the ships were well inside the Gulf
-of Smyrna, steaming along its southern shore. Green
-olive-clad hills, rising from the sparkling, sunlit sea,
-sloped upwards until their sides, becoming barren,
-towered ragged into the cloudless sky. For two
-hours they steamed along, until, in front of them,
-the mountain barrier which circled the head of the
-Gulf, and sheltered the town of Smyrna itself, loomed
-ahead fourteen miles away.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The three ships were quite close inshore now, and
-every officer and man who had no special duties was
-on deck looking ashore, yarning in the glorious warm
-sunshine, pointing out villages, eagerly scanning
-every projecting point of land, and wondering whether
-the Vali of Smyrna knew they were coming and was
-prepared.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>They were not long in doubt. The tall, aristocratic
-Major of Marines, soaked in Eastern lore by many
-years spent among Arabs and Sudanese, suddenly
-spotted a little pillar of grey smoke rising from the
-shore. He pointed it out, saying it was a signal,
-and was much chaffed by the other ward-room officers,
-until even they realized that he was right, when more
-curled up from projecting points of land as they
-steamed past. The news of their approach was being
-passed along to Smyrna.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Isn't it exciting? I do feel ripping, inside," the
-Orphan told the Lamp-post as they both watched the
-shore and the signals. "Isn't it an adventure? my hat!"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"The Greek galleys and the Roman galleys came
-along just as we are coming," the learned Lamp-post
-said excitedly. "I bet the poor galley-slaves' backs
-were tired before they fetched up!"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"It must have been beastly for them not to be able
-to see where they were going and not to take part in
-the fighting."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"They didn't want to," the Lamp-post told him.
-"Let's come for'ard."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>So they went along the boat deck, and from there
-they soon were able to see a little square shape rising
-out of the water. It was the fort of Yeni Kali, which
-commanded the approach to the Bay of Smyrna and
-the town. It was jutting out on low-lying land from
-the southern shore of the bay, which here made a
-broad sweep along the foot of some very high hills.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Up above, on the bridge, the Navigator was pointing
-out to the Pimple a buoy with a flag on it. "That
-marks the end of the mine-field. I'll bet anything
-they've forgotten to remove it, or haven't had time.
-You see that low ground to the right of it—all
-covered with bushes and things—they've got batteries
-somewhere there, and there are more of them half-way
-up the hills."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The Pimple nervously followed the Navigator's
-finger as he pointed out the places, and expected
-every moment that a gun would open fire. He had
-felt very brave at breakfast when he talked about
-them, but he was not quite sure whether he was
-enjoying himself so much as he expected.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The ships stopped engines whilst still out of range,
-and went to dinner at seven bells. An excited cheery
-dinner it was, and the mess deck hummed like a
-wasps' nest, the hoary old grandfathers among the
-men—and there were many of them—in as high spirits
-as anybody.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Punctually at half-past twelve Captain Macfarlane
-went for'ard to the bridge, the ships commenced to
-go ahead, and the bugles blared out "Action
-stations"—the ordinary General Quarters bugle without the
-preliminary two "G" blasts, but what a difference
-when heard for the first time!</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The China Doll, clambering up the fore shrouds to
-his dizzy perch in the for'ard fire-control top, found
-his little heart thumping so much that he had to have
-a "stand easy" half-way up, gripping the ratlines
-and getting his breath.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Captain Macfarlane—on the bridge—saw him stop,
-and guessed the reason. He had had much experience
-of shells coming his way—during the Boer
-War—and knew how he had hated them, so felt sorry for
-the youngster.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"A lot depends on you, Mr. Stokes" (that was the
-China Doll's name), he called up to him encouragingly;
-and the China Doll was up the rigging like a
-redshank, tremendously proud and happy, clambered
-into the top, and began helping the seamen, already
-there, take the canvas cover off the range-finder and
-unlash the canvas screens.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The Gunnery-Lieutenant climbed up after him, and
-snubbed him for asking foolish questions. "Were
-they going to fire? Who was going to fire? How
-do I know? You'll know soon enough. Just hang
-on to those voice-pipes and don't talk."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>So for some time the China Doll, humbled again,
-had nothing to do but look round him. Right ahead
-was the fort, standing square and bold at the end
-of the low-lying land. Three miles or so behind it,
-sloping up the mountains, were the white houses of
-Smyrna; over to the northern shore, to his left, long
-heaps lay dazzling in the sun—salt heaps these were;
-and on the right, the high hills with their concealed
-batteries. He looked behind at the two ships following
-astern, and down below at the </span><em class="italics">Achates</em><span> beneath
-him, and wondered, if the mast were shot away,
-whether he would fall clear of her in the water or on
-top of the boats. The "top" where he was, looked
-so small from down below, but when he was actually
-in it, it seemed so big that he thought shells couldn't
-possibly miss it.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>He looked down at the bridge, and saw the Pimple
-shadowing the tall Navigator as he dodged from side
-to side of the bridge—they would both go into the
-conning-tower presently; he saw Mr. Meredith's bald
-head showing out of the turret on the fo'c'sle, and
-Rawlinson squeezed his head out too. For a moment
-he rather wished he could change places with them.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>But then the orders came up through the voice-pipes.
-The Captain wanted the range of the fort.
-The seaman at the range-finder fumbled about with
-the thumb-screws and sang out: "One—six—nine—five—o"
-(the o is sounded as a letter, not as a figure).
-These were yards. The China Doll shouted down his
-voice-pipe: "One—six—nine—five—o". Nothing
-more came up for a quarter of an hour; he noticed
-how the "top" shook with the vibration of the
-engines. Then he had to sing down his voice-pipe:
-"One—five—five—o—o"; another interval; the range
-came down: "One—four—one—o—o", and the
-Gunnery-Lieutenant began shouting orders through his
-voice-pipes about degrees of elevation and the kind
-of shell to be used.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>A bell tinkled close to him, and the red disk showed
-that the transmitting-room was calling him. Uncle
-Podger was there, he knew, sitting in the little padded
-room below the armoured deck and the water-line,
-with his head almost inside a huge voice-pipe shaped
-like the end of a gramophone, listening for orders, and
-waiting to pass them on to the various guns. And
-it was Uncle Podger's voice which came to him:
-"What's happening? Are we getting close in? It's
-beastly hot down here; aren't we going to fire soon?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Before he could answer, a long signal hoist nearly
-knocked off his cap, flicking against the side of the
-"top" as it went up to the mast-head. Down it
-came again; a corner of a yellow-and-red pendant
-caught in a voice-pipe; he released it, and saw the
-signalman haul the flags down, in a gaily coloured
-heap, on the bridge below him. When he looked
-astern again, the two ships were spreading out; the
-vibration of the "top" ceased. He knew that the
-engines had stopped, and presently all three ships
-lay in line, with their starboard broadsides turned
-towards the old fort.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The Gunnery-Lieutenant now flew about, jumping
-from voice-pipes to range-finder and back again,
-reporting to the Captain. "Aye, aye, sir!" he shouted,
-and then called down, "Fore turret!—fore turret! try a
-ranging shot—common shell—one—four—o—five—o,
-at the left edge of the fort. Fire when you are ready!"</span></p>
-<div class="align-center auto-scaled figure margin" style="width: 66%" id="figure-65">
-<span id="the-gunnery-lieutenant-now-flew-about-jumping-from-voice-pipes-to-range-finder-and-back-again"></span><img class="align-center block" style="display: block; width: 100%" alt="&quot;THE GUNNERY LIEUTENANT NOW FLEW ABOUT, JUMPING FROM VOICE PIPES TO RANGE-FINDER AND BACK AGAIN&quot;" src="images/img-046.jpg" />
-<div class="caption centerleft figure-caption margin">
-<span class="italics">"THE GUNNERY LIEUTENANT NOW FLEW ABOUT, JUMPING FROM VOICE PIPES TO RANGE-FINDER AND BACK AGAIN"</span></div>
-</div>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The China Doll felt funny thrills running up and
-down his backbone as he watched the fore turret move
-round, and the long chase of the 9.2-inch gun cock
-itself in the air. Mr. Meredith's bald head disappeared
-through the sighting hood. He heard the snap of
-the breech-block and the cheery sound of
-"Ready!" Mr. Meredith's head came out of his hood as he gazed
-at the distant fort through his glasses. He heard the
-word "Fire!" and at the same moment the fighting-top
-swayed as if a squall had struck the mast, a great
-cloud of yellowish smoke blotted out the foc's'le, and
-the </span><em class="italics">Achates</em><span> had fired a gun for the second time in the
-war—on this occasion not at sea-gulls!</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>In a few seconds a column of water leapt into the air
-behind the fort—the shell had fallen in the bay beyond.
-The Gunnery-Lieutenant roared down:
-"One—three—eight—five—o; fire as soon as you are ready!"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Off went the gun again; another wait, and a black-reddish
-splash appeared on the face of the fort, and up
-shot a cloud of dirty smoke. "Hit, sir!"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>After that he was too busy to notice anything; he
-only remembered, later on, that the Turks had not
-fired back. More signals were hoisted; the </span><em class="italics">Swiftsure</em><span>
-and </span><em class="italics">Triumph</em><span> commenced firing, and in a very short
-space of time hits were being rapidly made on Yeni
-Kali fort.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Then the after turret of the </span><em class="italics">Achates</em><span> opened fire, and
-with her second round landed a lyddite shell square
-on one corner of the fort—brick dust and masonry
-going sky-high.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The Turks did not return the fire.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>When, eventually, the bugle sounded the "secure",
-the China Doll could hardly believe that he had been
-there for two and a half hours, and at the order to
-"pack up" he climbed down below, and ran to the
-gun-room, where Barnes, the big marine, in his shirt-sleeves,
-was already laying the table for afternoon tea.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The snotties and Uncle Podger came trooping in,
-jabbering like magpies; the Pink Rat, who was in the
-after turret, and Rawlinson, who had the foremost one,
-each claiming that his own gun had made most hits.
-They both were getting angry—the Pink Rat cool and
-cynical, Rawlinson's temper getting the better of him.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>They seized the China Doll. "You saw; which
-gun did best?" but the Assistant Clerk was much too
-wily to take sides, and wriggled away.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>They pounced on the Pimple, who had been on the
-bridge all the time. He, flattered to have his opinion
-asked, thought that Rawlinson's gun had made more
-hits.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"That rotten, worn-out pipe of a gun of yours,"
-the Pink Rat sneered, "couldn't hit a haystack at a
-mile; yours were dropping short all the time!"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Yours may be the slightly better gun" (it was
-more modern), "but if you had anything to do with it,
-it wouldn't hit the Crystal Palace, a hundred yards
-away," Rawlinson snorted, getting red in the face.
-"Ours </span><em class="italics">didn't</em><span> go short."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Contradiction is no argument," the Pink Rat said
-loftily; and Rawlinson, who was half as big again as
-the senior snotty (that was why the Pimple had backed
-him), would have given him a hiding, had not the Sub
-come in and stopped them.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"What the dickens does it matter? We've given
-old Yeni Kali a fair 'beano'; its own mother wouldn't
-know it. Hurry up with the tea booze; I've to go on
-watch; out, both of you, if you can't keep quiet!"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Barnes brought in the big teapot, slices of bread
-and jam and butter disappeared marvellously as
-they all ate and gabbled. "Why didn't they shoot
-back?—the mean beggars—I expect we've knocked
-out all their guns," Rawlinson gurgled with his
-mouth full. "You didn't, anyway," sneered the
-Pink Rat.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"I wish we'd gone straight in—don't put your
-sleeve in my butter—I don't believe those mines would
-have gone off—wouldn't they?—a bally lot you know
-about mines—you pig, Pimple, you've taken half that
-tin of jam—the Captain knows all about them—that's
-what those trawlers are for—shove across the bread—they'll
-sweep a passage through them—why didn't
-they let us fire more of our 6-inch—your old guns,
-Orphan—they ain't as much good as a sick headache—look
-at that slice of cake the Pink Rat's cut—put
-the Pink Rat down for two slices, Barnes, and bring
-along the teapot."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The Hun put his head in at the door. "Twenty-five
-minutes past four, sir."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"All right! Curse it! I'm coming," and gulping
-down what was left of his tea, and grabbing his
-telescope and cap, the Sub went up to relieve the watch
-amidst a babel of "Hun! Hun! hold on a jiffy! You
-were on the bridge all the time; which 9.2 made the
-most hits? What did the Captain say?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"The after gun; that's what the Captain said," he
-told them, and went out again.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"I told you so!" laughed the Pink Rat; and Rawlinson,
-crestfallen and angry, shouted "that he didn't
-believe it, and if it was true, that it was all due to the
-China Doll passing down the wrong ranges".</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The poor Assistant Clerk flushed with mortification,
-and squeaked out: "I know I didn't make any mistake—I
-just repeated the figures after the Gunnery-Lieutenant—they
-were right at my end of the voice-pipe."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Well, don't cry!" Rawlinson growled. "You've
-got such a silly voice—you can't help it—the figures
-must have come wrong at our end."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>They seized the luckless China Doll, stuck him on a
-bench at one end of the mess, twisted one of the long
-white table-cloths into a rope, and made him hold one
-end, whilst the Orphan held the other to his ear and
-pretended to listen.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Now pass the range," they laughed; "try
-one—five—nine—o—o."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"One—five—nine—o—o," the China Doll called
-into the end of the table-cloth, not quite certain that he
-was enjoying himself.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"One—four—seven—six—and a half," repeated the
-Orphan very solemnly.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"There you are! China! try again!" and they
-made him give the order. "Train seventeen degrees
-on the port beam."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The Orphan, thinking hard, shook his head and
-shouted back "Repeat!"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Train seventeen degrees on the port beam," the
-China Doll repeated.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>As solemn as a judge, the Orphan sang out, "Tame
-seven clean fleas in the cream;" and as the poor
-Assistant Clerk squeaked, "Don't be silly!" there were
-yells of "He called you silly, Orphan; you aren't going
-to stand that. Go for him, Orphan. We'll hold him;
-he shan't hurt you." But Uncle Podger told them all
-to stop fooling and smooth out the table-cloth. "We
-can't get things washed properly on board," he said.</span></p>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 4em">
-</div>
-<p class="center pfirst" id="the-achates-is-shelled"><span class="bold large">CHAPTER V</span></p>
-<p class="center pnext"><span class="bold large">The "Achates" is Shelled</span></p>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 2em">
-</div>
-<p class="pfirst"><span>Next morning, the 6th March—a glorious sunny
-morning it was—the three ships and the trawlers
-again moved in towards battered Yeni Kali. The
-trawlers went ahead to sweep through the mine-field
-under the protection of the </span><em class="italics">Triumph</em><span>, whilst the
-</span><em class="italics">Achates</em><span> and </span><em class="italics">Swiftsure</em><span> followed astern.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Breakfast was at seven o'clock—a hurried meal—and
-everyone bolted down his food in order to get on deck
-quickly and see the fun.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Rotten bad form of 'em not to fire at us yesterday,"
-Uncle Podger remarked, emptying half the
-sugar basin on his porridge. "In all the wars I've
-been in, we've fired first, then the enemy fired back;
-we spotted their guns and knocked them out."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"And landed for a picnic afterwards," suggested
-his neighbour, skilfully bagging the sugar basin.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Generally," replied the Clerk.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"In the last war I was in," began the China Doll,
-"we generally asked the enemy to lunch. The
-Captain said that made them so happy."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"If we're to have breakfast at this silly time,"
-Bubbles chuckled, "I call it a rotten war."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>They heard shouts on deck. The half-deck sweeper
-put his head in to tell them that the Turks were
-firing, and they all stampeded on deck.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Right ahead, the little trawlers could be seen, in
-pairs, close in to the old fort and the low-lying land to
-the right of it. Right on top of the mine-field they
-were, and spurts of water were splashing up, every
-other second, among them. Flashes twinkled out
-from the scrub on the low-lying ground, three, four,
-five at a time, and the splashes of their shells sprang
-up, one after the other, between the trawlers.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Everyone held his breath and expected to see a
-trawler hit, directly.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>There was a shout of "The </span><em class="italics">Triumph's</em><span> started!" A
-yellowish cloud shot out from her, then another;
-they shot out all along her broadside, and, right in
-among the scrub, where the Turkish guns had been
-firing, burst her 7.5 lyddite shells.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Then splashes began falling close to the </span><em class="italics">Triumph</em><span>
-herself—short—short—far over her—right under her
-stern. "Hit under the fore bridge!" someone shouted.
-The "Action" bugle blared out in the </span><em class="italics">Achates</em><span>;
-officers and men rushed to their stations; and the last
-thing Uncle Podger and the Lamp-post saw was the
-trawlers turning round and scuttling back, followed
-by columns of water leaping up close to them.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Uncle Podger, sedately excited, and the long, thin
-Lamp-post made their way along the mess deck,
-pushing through the crowds of men scurrying to and
-fro; guns' crews squeezing into the casemates and
-closing the armoured doors behind them; the stoker
-fire-parties bustling along with their hoses, and the
-lamp trimmers coming round and lighting the candle
-lanterns in case the electric light failed.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>To get to the "transmitting-room", which was their
-station, they had to go down the ammunition hoist of
-"B2" casemate—the for'ard one on the port side of
-the main deck,—and so many men of the ammunition
-supply parties had to go down it that there was
-a squash of men squeezing through the casemate door.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Early doors, sixpence extra," Uncle Podger
-grinned, as they waited whilst man after man climbed
-down the rope-ladder in the hoist. This hoist was
-simply a steel tube some fifteen feet long, big enough
-for a broad-shouldered man to crawl through, and the
-rope ladder dangled down inside it. When the bottom
-rung of the ladder was reached, there was a jump
-down of some five feet or so into the "fore cross
-passage"—a broad space, from side to side across the
-ship, under the dome of the armoured deck. The
-magazines were below this fore cross passage, and
-men standing in them handed up the six-inch cordite
-charges through open hatches.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Into this space ran the ammunition passages,
-running aft along each side under the slope of the
-armoured deck, with the boiler-room bulkheads on the
-inner sides, and the bulkheads of the lower wing
-bunkers on the outer. When, as was now the case,
-the shells in their red canvas bags hung in rows
-along both these bulkheads, there was precious little
-room for two people to pass side by side.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The ammunition hoists from all the 6-inch guns,
-farther aft, opened into these passages, and under
-each hoist an electric motor and winding drum was
-placed to run the charges and shells up to the
-casemate which it "fed". All these spaces and passages
-were very dimly lighted by electric lights and candle
-lanterns.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>As Uncle Podger and the Lamp-post crawled down
-the tube and dropped into the "fore cross passage",
-they were hustled by men dashing out of the
-ammunition passages, seizing charges and shells from the
-men standing in the magazine hatches, and dashing
-back again to their own hoists. These were the
-"powder-monkeys" of the old days, most of them,
-now, big bearded men; one, the biggest down there,
-a man nearly fifty years of age, had been earning five
-pounds a week, as a diver, before the outbreak of war
-brought him back to the Navy. And no one was more
-cheery than he, as he dashed backwards and forwards
-from his hoist to the magazine, laughing and joking,
-and wiping the sweat off his face. It was very warm
-down there, and the smell of sweating men soon made
-the air heavy.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>A bearded ship's corporal came down with the key
-of the transmitting-room, opened the thick padded
-wooden door in the bulkhead, and went in. The
-Fleet-Paymaster and the tall, depressed Fleet-Surgeon
-followed him down the tube. They scuttled out of
-the way of the trampling men.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"A nice little place for you to work in, P.M.O.,"
-chuckled the Pay as they wormed themselves into a
-corner.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Rats in a trap!" grunted the P.M.O., and drew
-in his feet and cursed as a seaman trod on them.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The chief sick-berth steward and his assistants had
-already come down, but vainly looked for a place to
-stow their surgical dressings. They had to hang
-them from hooks in the bulkheads.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Uncle Podger and the Lamp-post stood waiting for
-the Chaplain, the Rev. Horace Gibbons; and when
-they saw his shoes and scarlet socks dangling from
-the lower end of the ammunition hoist from "B2"
-casemate in a helpless, pathetic way, they dashed to
-his assistance; each seized a foot and guided it to
-safety on top of a convenient motor-hoist, and as the
-Padre let go the ladder and jumped feebly, they
-softened his fall. This was always their first job, for
-he hated that rope-ladder and that hoist with a deadly
-hatred, and, most of all, hated falling those last few
-feet, suddenly dropping, as it were, from heaven, and
-appearing in an undignified manner among all the
-men there.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The Lamp-post and Uncle Podger dusted down
-the little pasty-faced Padre and put his hat on
-straight.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Thank you so much! I'm afraid I've broken my
-pipe in that hoist."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Hallo, Angel Gabriel!" grinned the Pay, as the
-three of them passed into the transmitting-room.
-"Paying a call in the infernal region?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>As they shut the felted door they shut out all the
-noise.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>This transmitting-room was a tiny little place,
-perhaps fifteen feet long and five wide, with four
-camp-stools, and rows of telephones and brass indicator
-boxes with their little red and white figures showing
-through the slits in them. Voice-pipes, too,
-everywhere, and in one corner, over a camp-stool—Uncle
-Podger's camp-stool—projected an enormous brass
-voice-pipe with a gramophone-shaped end.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Every instrument had its label above it:
-Conning-tower—After Turret—Starboard 6-inch—Y
-group—X group—scores of them; and in front of the
-Padre's camp-stool was a little table, like a school
-table, with paper lying on it and a pencil chained
-to it.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Nothing happened yet, sir," the ship's corporal
-sang out, as they closed the door and seated
-themselves on their camp-stools with their backs against
-the after bulkhead and the door.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Uncle Podger, sitting with his head in his
-gramophone trumpet, could hear people talking in the
-conning-tower. "Signal to the </span><em class="italics">Swiftsure</em><span> to stop
-engines"—that was Captain Macfarlane's clear, incisive
-voice; then the Navigator's infectious laugh, "The
-trawlers are safe, sir; out of range, sir. They've had
-the fright of their lives, sir."—"Port it is, sir," came
-the gruff voice of the quartermaster at the wheel.
-"Steady it is, sir."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>He rang up the fore-control top, where the China
-Doll was perched, and a bell at his side tinkled.
-"What's going on, China Doll?" he called into his
-loud-speaking navyphone, giving the mouthpiece a
-shake.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Stop that confounded ringing!" it bleated out, in
-the peculiar nasal tone these navyphones always have.
-That was the Gunnery-Lieutenant's irritated voice, so
-Uncle Podger kept silent.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Then he heard, loud and clear through the trumpet
-mouth: "Transmitting-room! Transmitting-room!
-Tell the Major and Mr. Meiklejohn" (one of the
-Lieutenants) "that the port 6-inch will fire first."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Aye, aye, sir! Port guns will fire first."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>He passed on the message to the Lamp-post, and
-the Lamp-post, who was in charge of the port broadside
-gun instruments, commenced telephoning to the
-Major, aft, and Mr. Meiklejohn, up in B1 casemate,
-above them.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Then more orders came down, rapidly, one after the
-other; ranges, worked from the foretop, ticked
-themselves off in the slits of the little brass boxes, were
-verified, and passed on to the port guns and the
-turrets.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Commence with common shell," sounded the
-trumpet mouth. Uncle Podger repeated it.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"It's showing all right on my dial," the Lamp-post
-said, a little bothered with so many telephones
-asking him questions.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"All right, Lampy. Don't lose your wool. Pass
-it on to the guns."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"What range is showing?" called the trumpet.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"One—two—nine—five—o." "One—two—nine—five—o."
-"One—two—nine—five—o," the Lamp-post,
-the Padre, and the ship's corporal told Uncle
-Podger.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"One—two—nine—five—o," he spoke into his
-navyphone.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"What range are the guns showing?" asked the
-trumpet. It was the Gunnery-Lieutenant, anxious to
-know, at the last moment, whether all the instruments
-were recording properly.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>This meant ringing up each gun, and took time.
-Presently all the replies were received.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Y3 shows One—two—nine—o—o, sir," Uncle
-Podger telephoned. "The others are correct."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Confound Y3!" he heard the Gunnery-Lieutenant
-say angrily.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Then the figures in the slits in the brass boxes
-began to move—the "five" gave way to "o", the
-"nine" disappeared and "eight" took its place; the
-range was decreasing. The little labels bearing the
-types of shell to be used—armour-piercing, common,
-lyddite—revolved, and came to a standstill with
-"common" showing.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>All these changes down in the transmitting-room
-repeated themselves in similar instruments at the
-different guns, but to make doubly sure that they
-were correctly known there, the order "Common
-shell" was also passed by telephone. "Tell B1 to
-stand by to fire," bawled the big trumpet, and the
-Lamp-post calmly passed on the order.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Fire!" yelled the trumpet mouth. The Lamp-post
-pressed the key which rang the fire-gong in B1
-casemate. There was a dull thud from above, and
-B1 had fired.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Then orders came down one after the other; the
-whole battery began firing. The two turrets started,
-the fore-turret gun making the transmitting-room
-rattle, whilst the after 9.2 only made it wriggle.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The Padre was busy jotting down times and ranges,
-the ship's corporal was helping the Lamp-post with
-his instruments, and Uncle Podger was taking in and
-passing orders to them all. They had no time to
-think of what was going on elsewhere.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Outside, in the "fore cross passage", the noise of
-the for'ard guns, B1 and B2, coming straight down
-their hoists was very loud. The breeze, too, blew the
-cordite smoke down the hoists when the breeches of
-the guns were opened to reload, and made the air and
-stench more disagreeable than ever. The ammunition
-supply parties were busy; empty red shell-bags
-were brought back and flung into the magazines;
-filled ones were handed up, and the men ran away
-with them.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The Fleet-Surgeon and the Fleet-Paymaster flattened
-themselves out of the way.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Cheer up, P.M.O.! We'll all be dead soon," the
-Pay chuckled.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Indeed and we shall," snarled the P.M.O.
-"Listen to those beastly engines—they've been going
-ahead for the last hour—we'll be hitting the mines in
-a minute."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Well, we shan't know much about that, old chap;
-we're right on top of the magazines. You'd be an
-angel before you could say 'knife'."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Rats in a trap! Dry up!" growled the P.M.O.
-"Rats in a trap! That's what we are."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"A-climbing up de golden stairs," hummed the
-Pay, pointing to the end of the rope-ladder dangling
-from the hoist above them. "Hullo! That's
-something new," the Paymaster broke in cheerfully, as
-there was a noise just behind them—on the outer side
-of the coal bunker—a different noise to any they had
-heard before.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Do you hear the coal jumping about?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"That's summat 'it the harmour," men shouted
-gleefully.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Two more!" Called out a gunner's mate as two
-more crashes came, a little farther aft, and the coal
-jumped and rattled behind the bulkhead.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>A cloud of black smoke poured down one of the
-hoists. "Black powder," said the men, sniffing, as it
-drifted along the passage and made them cough. "A
-shell's burst somewhere."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>A man from B3 slid down the rope of his hoist, and
-sang out that one had just burst against the side of the
-gun port. "No one hurt," he added, with a little
-tinge of regret.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>A few seconds later a very cheery voice bawled
-down one of the starboard hoists to say that shells had
-come into the mess deck and burst there.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The men were genuinely pleased that their old ship
-had at last been hit.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Anyone killed?" they shouted up.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Don't know yet. The whole blooming place is
-on fire; port side, half a dozen knocked out. Old
-Cooky got one in his leg. No one badly hurt."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Rumours flew up and down these hoists. No one
-knew what had actually happened. A lot more smoke
-came down the hoists. The Fleet-Surgeon fidgeted
-lest he ought to go up, but he had to wait for orders,
-and stay there until he was sent for.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"They're giving it 'em back, a fair treat," the men
-sang out, as the guns up above fired very rapidly and
-the whole ship shook.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The engines had stopped their rumbling during this
-time, but now they started again. No more crashes
-came against the armoured side, the guns ceased
-firing, and presently a message came down: "The
-Captain wants the Fleet-Surgeon."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Now for it," growled the Fleet-Surgeon, and
-swung himself awkwardly up the dangling ladder
-through the hoist up into the casemate, and so out to
-the wrecked mess deck.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Two shells—5.9-inch shells—had come in through
-the ship's side and made a terrible mess of things.
-The first one had burst in the stokers' mess deck,
-smashing mess tables and stools and setting fire to
-them. Flying fragments had wounded the chief cook,
-who, against all orders, was in the galley, and five
-men belonging to the "fire" and "repair" parties.
-The rest had dashed along with their hoses, and,
-whilst they were putting out this fire, the second shell
-had burst in the next mess aft on the other side of a
-bulkhead, and without fuss or worry they had dragged
-their hoses along and put this out too.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Both messes were now ankle-deep in black water,
-the blackened and smashed wooden tables and benches
-lying higgledy-piggledy all over the deck; pipes and
-stanchions were torn and twisted; the iron cap and
-ditty-box racks hung down fantastically from the
-blackened beams and plates overhead, and the whole
-place was littered with the men's crockery smashed
-into the tiniest pieces.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"I'll give you an hour and a half for the wounded,
-and then we're going in again," the Fleet-Surgeon
-was told, when he found the Captain and Commander
-wading about among the wreckage.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Off went the Fleet-Surgeon to find his wounded;
-they had already been dragged into cosy corners and
-roughly bandaged.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Dr. Gordon came along, from his station aft, to help him.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>By this time all the ships had withdrawn out of
-range. The "Secure" and the "Disperse" were
-sounded, and everyone hurriedly dashed down to see
-the damage and hunt for bits of shell.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"And there's another on the boat deck," the
-Pimple, absolutely off his head with excitement,
-screamed to the Lamp-post and Uncle Podger as they
-came out of B2 casemate, up the hoist of which they
-had just climbed.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>He dragged them up to see the damage done, and
-even Uncle Podger went into raptures when he saw
-the beautiful hole in the wooden deck, and the fifty
-or more small holes which fragments of shell had
-made in the engine-room uptakes and in one of the
-funnels.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"It doesn't matter if the </span><em class="italics">Bacchante</em><span> does find out
-about the sea-gulls, now," he said, and gloated at the
-lovely sight.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The Orphan came up, anxious lest any of the flying
-pieces had hit his beloved picket boat; Bubbles came
-along, chuckling and laughing, and they all craned
-their necks over the side to see the holes where two
-shells had come in, and where those that had struck
-the armour had knocked off the wood sheathing and
-the paint.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Come along or we'll miss lunch," Bubbles gurgled;
-and they romped aft, passing old Fletcher, the stoker,
-coming up, grimy and unwashed, from his watch
-below.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"I've just brought 'Kaiser Bill' up for an airing,
-sir," he said, as the Orphan stopped to speak to him.
-"I took him down out of mischief," and he carefully
-placed the idiotic tortoise down on the iron plates, and
-tried to tempt him with a piece of cabbage leaf to put
-out his ugly head.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Lunch in the gun-room was a very rowdy meal. If
-the Sub hadn't been pretty severe, precious little more
-crockery would have been left there than in those two
-stokers' mess decks.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Just fancy! Six times hit—no, eight times—I
-counted them—all right, eight times—so much the
-better—and six wounded. Fancy old Cooky being
-knocked out—jolly hard luck; he oughtn't to have
-been there. You should have been in B3 when the
-shell hit the gun port, it did make a noise. They did
-make a funny noise all round (this from the China
-Doll). I had my cap blown off—one went between
-my turret and the shelter deck (this from Rawlinson).</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"We're going back again," the Pimple, who had
-had to go back to the bridge and now came down,
-shouted. "I've just heard the Skipper tell the
-Navigator. Give me some soup, Barnes, quick—I say, you
-chaps, leave me a bit of pudding. We did get it
-hot. You should have been on the bridge."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Bet you were safe and sound in the conning-tower,"
-the others cried.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"I was only there part of the time. They kicked
-me out—it was too crowded. When that shell burst
-on the boat deck, bits came right over me. A bit hit
-a signal locker and dropped quite close to me. I've
-got it here," and the Pimple produced a bit of scrap
-iron out of his pocket and held it up.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"That isn't a bit of shell," they laughed, as they
-handed it round; "it's a bit of a deck plate."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Well, it was jolly hot when I picked it up," said
-the Pimple, rather distressed. "I say, Barnes, do
-hurry up with some grub."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Oh, you chaps, did you hear?" and the Pimple
-brightened again. "That shell which hit the </span><em class="italics">Triumph</em><span>
-killed a snotty."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>At first they thought, and rather hoped, he might
-be someone they knew; but the Pimple, who got all
-his news from the talkative Navigator, told them he
-was an R.N.R. midshipman, so they were a little
-disappointed, because they could not possibly have known
-him.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>That afternoon the ships again steamed in almost
-to the edge of the mine-field, and all of them opened a
-very heavy fire on the Turkish guns; but these were so
-widely dispersed, and so cleverly hidden in the scrub
-of the low-lying ground, that hitting them was a
-matter of pure luck.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Two trawlers also made another plucky attempt to
-sweep through the mine-field, but had to retire when
-more guns fired at them—guns which it was impossible
-to locate from the ship.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>It was evidently hopeless to clear the mine-field
-during daylight, so ships and trawlers retired again.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>A small steamer—the </span><em class="italics">Aennie Rickmers</em><span>—(she had
-been captured from the Germans) met them outside.
-She carried some scouting hydroplanes, and as she
-turned out suitable to accommodate the wounded,
-these were sent across to her.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>On the Sunday and Monday the ships bombarded
-Yeni Kali and also a battery on a ridge, without doing
-much damage. The hydroplanes went up on both
-these days, and circled over the low ground where the
-batteries lay hidden, and also over the bay inside.
-No one in the </span><em class="italics">Achates</em><span> had as yet seen air-craft
-reconnoitring an enemy position, so everybody came
-up to have a look when the first one left the water
-with its pilot and observer and commenced to climb
-higher and higher in huge spirals.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>When it had risen sufficiently high, it flew away
-towards Yeni Kali with its hydroplane floats beneath
-it, looking, for all the world, like a big bluebottle
-which had stuck its feet in something sticky and could
-not fly well for the weight of it.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>As they eagerly watched it, suddenly a puff-ball of
-white smoke showed against the blue sky—below it—then
-another nearer, two more a long way behind;
-field-guns were firing shrapnel at it.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Not a soul on board had seen anything like this;
-everyone simply stood and held his breath, and watched
-the hydroplane and the white puff-balls following it.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Gosh! I'd like to be those chaps, young Orphan,"
-the Sub roared. "My jumping Jimmy! There's
-excitement for you! Ten minutes of it worth a
-life-time. Eh, you jam-stuffing sybarite?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Very pretty to watch, but give me dry land,"
-Uncle Podger declared solemnly.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The little Padre, sucking a big pipe, his face
-twitching with excitement, muttered "bother"—a fearful
-swear-word for him—and spat out the end of his
-mouthpiece. He had bitten it off in his agitation.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The China Doll stood with his pink-and-white face
-gazing upwards, his mouth wide open, and his big
-eyes opening and shutting.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"My jumping Jimmy! Life! Life! We're seeing
-life, my jumping Doll," and the Sub lifted the
-Assistant Clerk off the deck and dropped him again.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Do you want to go back to the North Sea
-patrol—my young Blot on the Landscape?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"No, sir;" and the China Doll curtseyed disrespectfully,
-and bolted behind the stolid figure of Uncle
-Podger.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"By the King's Regulations and Gun-room instructions,
-disrespect to superior officers is punishable
-by death or such other punishment as is hereinafter—" began
-the Clerk, but was interrupted by a shout of
-"Look! She's coming down now!"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The hydroplane was coming back, the puff-balls
-had ceased, and with long spiral swoops she slid down
-on the water and spun along the surface to the </span><em class="italics">Aennie
-Rickmers</em><span>.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Old Yellow Beard wants you, sir," a young A.B.—it
-was Plunky Bill—interrupted, saluting the Sub.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"What! Who?" roared the Sub, glaring at him.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Beg pardon, sir; I forgot myself, sir. I means
-the Captain, sir. Wants you in his cabin, he does."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The Sub, with a glare which froze poor Plunky
-Bill, stalked aft.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Some half-hour later, the half-deck sentry put his
-head into the gun-room: "The Sub-lootenant wants
-Mr. Orphan—in his cabin."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>That young gentleman had wagered that he could
-drink a bottle of soda water more quickly than Bubbles
-could, and happened to be employed in the process of
-deciding this. The first trial had resulted in a dead
-heat, but the second had ended rather disastrously for
-both; and though the others patted him on the back
-with any heavy, unsuitable article they could find, he
-had not quite recovered himself when he burst into
-the Sub's cabin.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The Sub was excited again. When he was excited
-his eyes burnt like coals and his mouth was a slit,
-tightly shut—shut like a rat-trap.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Orphan! my jumping Orphan! we've got it—you
-and I and your rotten old picket-boat. Guess what
-we've got to do, my 'JJ.'! It's simply too grand!"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>He lighted his pipe. The cabin was already so full
-of smoke that the Orphan was coughing.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"What is it?" he gasped—the soda water inside
-him still busy.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Have a cigarette?" the Sub said, shoving a box
-towards him.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"I'm not eighteen yet!" the Orphan said, thinking
-that the Sub perhaps had forgotten and might beat
-him afterwards.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"You'll have to be twenty-eight to-night, my
-jumping Son—thirty-eight; you've got the chance of
-a lifetime. Squat down on the wash-stand."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Jumping Moses!—you and I have to go in to-night
-and stick a light on a mark-buoy—a Turkish mark-buoy
-they've fixed in the wrong place, close inshore it
-is, under the old fort. What do you think of that?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"What mark-buoy?" asked the Orphan. "How ripping!"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The Sub drew a few rough outlines on a piece of
-paper. "There's the fort, and that's the line of the
-low bit of land sweeping away to the right. It sticks
-out a bit farther along, and just off the 'stick out'
-place the mark-buoy should mark a shoal, but the
-Turks have shifted it farther in—just about there"—and
-he marked a cross on the paper—"to bother us.
-And we've got to find it to-night, and stick a red light
-on it. How's that for 'good'?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"They'll see us, won't they?" the Orphan said,
-catching his breath again, for he knew that at least
-three search-lights swept the approach and the
-minefield—a big one on Yeni Kali itself, "Glaring
-Gertrude", and two this side of the mine-field, from
-somewhere down by the water's edge—"Peeping Tom"
-and "Squinting Susan"; two much less powerful
-lights these were.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"I bet they'll see us. If they don't before, they will
-after we've fixed up that red light. The trawlers are
-going to sweep through behind us, and that light's to
-guide 'em," and the Sub smote the table with his great
-clenched fist. "What price that for a good night's
-work? Better than boarding ships in the North Sea, eh?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Right in under the fort we'll have to go?" asked
-the Orphan, his breath still rather short; "and right
-in under all those guns along the beach?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Right in, my jumping Orphan! Rifle range! pistol
-range! biscuit range! The </span><em class="italics">Swiftsure's</em><span> coming
-in to have a bang at "Peeping Tom" and his pal.
-My jumping O.! what a job!"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"When d'we shove off?" asked the Orphan, his
-eyes blazing.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Seven o'clock—seven sharp. You bring the
-grub—shark sandwiches—and a couple bottles of beer.
-You're not rattled, my young Orphan?" he said,
-springing up and clutching the midshipman's
-shoulders.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>As a matter of fact the Orphan was rather taken
-aback, and though he did his best to look frightfully
-happy, it was not an absolute success.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The Sub altered his voice. "Look here. Those
-confounded trawler fellows have done their job two
-days running, under heavy shell-fire, whilst we've
-been behind armour. It's time we showed them the
-way—understand? It's our turn to-night, yours and
-mine."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"I'm all right," the Orphan said. "It was rather
-a startler, that's all. I'd been getting up a sing-song,
-and we were going to court martial the China Doll."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Warn your boat's crew," the Sub continued, perfectly
-satisfied and absolutely happy. "Tell 'em to
-take some grub."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"How about old Fletcher?" the Orphan asked.
-"He's rather old for the job."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"You know him best. Sound him. Off you go!"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>So Fletcher was sent for and told all that was
-going to happen.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"If you'd rather a younger man——" the Orphan
-began, not knowing how to best say what he meant.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Me, sir! Don't leave me behind. I'm as strong
-as a horse," the old stoker broke in.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Right oh! The boat will be 'turned out' about
-six-thirty. Don't forget to bring some grub."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"I won't, sir, thank you," and Fletcher went for'ard.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"I don't think we'll court-martial the China Doll
-after all," the Orphan said when he went back to the
-gun-room.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Oh! Rather! What rot! Of course we will!
-Mustn't we, China Doll?" the others cried.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Well, I'm not going to be there, anyway. You'll
-have to find someone else for prisoner's friend."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"What's up?" they asked. "Got the blight?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Oh, I've got a bit of a job on this evening, you
-chaps!" And the Orphan did his best to look
-unconcerned, but they saw that he was bubbling over with
-excitement, and dragged the news out of him.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"He might be captured, if they don't kill the poor
-little chap first," Bubbles gurgled. "Fancy the
-Orphan being a prisoner," the others shouted. "Poor
-old Turks—hard luck on them—you'll have to wear
-a fez—and be able to smoke all day—a nubbly-bubbly—won't
-that be nice?—and have a dozen wives—and
-get sixpence a day to keep them" (this was from
-Uncle Podger).</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>And when it was time for him to prepare the picket-boat,
-they called after him: "If you don't come back
-we'll finish your ginger nuts—oh, you pig, you're
-taking them with you—that's not playing the game—we'll
-write such a nice letter home—how we all loved
-you—with all our names to it—p'raps your daddy
-will send us a present—wouldn't a barrel of beer be
-nice—good-bye, Orphan, we'll never forget you—if
-he does send us one—not till it's finished."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Then they settled down to revise the list of officials
-at the China Doll's coming court martial. Bubbles
-would have to do prisoner's friend, although he was
-not much good at it, because when he did think of
-something funny to say, he couldn't say it for
-laughing at what somebody else had just said.</span></p>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 4em">
-</div>
-<p class="center pfirst" id="a-night-s-adventure"><span class="bold large">CHAPTER VI</span></p>
-<p class="center pnext"><span class="bold large">A Night's Adventure</span></p>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 2em">
-</div>
-<p class="pfirst"><span>The Orphan went up on the "booms" and found
-Jarvis, the bearded coxswain, and Plunky Bill busy
-touching up with black paint any bits of brasswork
-on the picket-boat which might show in the searchlights.
-They had already done this once, and were
-making certain, by the aid of a lantern, that no shiny
-place had been missed.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>As he climbed into her he heard Plunky Bill say
-saucily: "'Ow about the missus and the six kids?
-Ain't you going to back out of this 'ere lark in the
-dark?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"'Ere, get on with yer black paint," growled Jarvis.
-"'Ow about yer sweet'earts—five of 'em as I knows
-on. You ain't going to get yerself killed, are you,
-and break five bleeding 'earts? Eh, young feller-my-lad?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>They were so cheery that the Orphan lost that
-funny feeling in his inside that had been so
-uncomfortable. He climbed on board and went for'ard to
-have a yarn with old Fletcher, who was busy in the
-stokehold getting up steam.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"No sparks out of the funnels to-night," he said,
-stooping down.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"I'll take good care of that, sir," Fletcher answered.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>It was a very dark night, with a gentle breeze
-blowing in towards Smyrna, and as the Orphan straightened
-himself he saw the glare of the search-lights over
-the mine-field, and that unpleasant sensation in his
-stomach would come back. He tried to pretend it
-was only indigestion, but knew it wasn't.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Peeping Tom", the nearest, was flickering here,
-there, and everywhere, but it was a very poor light,
-and he didn't mind that one; "Squinting Susan"
-shone, twice as brightly as her brother, right across
-where the picket-boat must pass; occasionally she
-swept round to help him, as if she knew he wasn't of
-much use.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Then right behind these two was that beastly
-"Glaring Gertrude"—a splendid light. She was
-lighting up the salt-heaps on the opposite shore most
-of the time; but when she did turn to have a look out
-seawards, her beam lighted up the </span><em class="italics">Achates</em><span>, although
-the ship was at least five miles away, making the
-men's faces quite plain to see, and outlining the
-masts and funnels and rigging in a most unpleasant
-manner.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>A signalman came along with the lantern and some
-"cod" line. "That will be strong enough, sir, to
-lash it to the buoy," and he held out the cod line in
-the dark for the Orphan to feel.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Everything being ready, the picket-boat was lifted
-out of her crutches, dangled over the side of the ship,
-and lowered into the water. At seven o'clock she was
-alongside the darkened ship, and the Sub, in monkey-jacket,
-blue trousers, and sea boots, climbed down
-and gave the order to "shove off".</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"What ho! my Explorer of Mine-fields—my
-Lighter of Beacons—this beats the band!" the Sub
-shouted, as the picket-boat left the shadow of the
-ship's side, cleared her bow, and headed for the glare
-of the search-lights and the mine-field.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Close to the </span><em class="italics">Achates</em><span> lay two trawlers and the
-</span><em class="italics">Swiftsure's</em><span> picket-boat—the Orphan could just make out
-their obscure shadows.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"They're going in to sweep," the Sub told him.
-"The </span><em class="italics">Swiftsure's</em><span> picket-boat is going to show them
-the way. My jumping Jimmy!" he roared, unable
-to suppress his boisterous excitement. "Isn't this a
-grand show?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The steamboat pushed her way along, and soon
-the dark mass of the </span><em class="italics">Triumph</em><span> loomed up against
-the blackness of the high hills behind her.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>On she went towards where they knew the </span><em class="italics">Swiftsure</em><span>
-herself was lying, and as the Orphan strained his
-eyes to pierce the darkness in towards the land to find
-her, a match was struck in the bows, and a splutter of
-tobacco sparks trailed down over the side. Jarvis
-shouted angrily: "Put out that pipe!"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"No smoking, you fools!" barked the Sub to the
-men crouching in the bows; and Jarvis growled:
-"It's that 'ere Plunky Bill, 'e's a fair terror. 'E's
-been an' gone an' blacked 'Kaiser Bill'," he added
-after a pause. "'E said 'e was that shiny 'e'd give
-the show away. 'E's a comic, that Plunky Bill."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"You haven't brought the tortoise?" the Orphan
-asked incredulously.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Grandpa 'as; 'e's got'im down in the stoke'old,
-the old 'umbug; 'e's fair wild with Plunky Bill; 'arf
-an 'our it took 'im to get the paint off 'im with a drop
-of turps and a sweat-rag."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Hullo! There's the </span><em class="italics">Swiftsure</em><span>, sir," and the
-Orphan saw her masts and funnels and cranes ahead
-of him lighted up for a moment by a quick flash from
-"Peeping Tom". Almost immediately a flame shot
-out from her side—a roar—and a shell burst with
-another splash of flame close to the shore end of that
-search-light.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Peeping Tom" disappeared at once.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Then "Squinting Susan" twisted round to see what
-had fired at her little brother; waggle waggle went
-her beam trying to find the battleship.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Bang! Flash! Another gun—another shell blazed
-up somewhere near her, and she too disappeared.
-"They've doused their glim for 'em," Jarvis grunted.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"My jumping Jimmy! that's good work," the Sub
-muttered joyously.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>But in a second or two out shot "Peeping Tom"
-and hunted about nervously, to switch off again as
-another shell burst somewhere near him.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>As he switched off, "Sister Susan" switched on
-again, only to vanish as still another shell came along
-her way.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"What a jest, my Galloping Orphan! We'll get
-past them both and not be seen."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>And so they did. "Peeping Tom's" beam flashed
-on them once, and they held their breath, but it swept
-astern and left them in darkness, and before it worked
-back the </span><em class="italics">Swiftsure's</em><span> gun had blazed out, and it was
-switched off even before the shell burst.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Squinting Susan" was much too anxious to help
-her brother to find the </span><em class="italics">Swiftsure</em><span>, and didn't bother her
-head about anything else; her crew, too, had
-nerves—very badly.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"We're past them both," the Sub said, chuckling
-quietly, shaking his huge fist at them, and guffawing
-loudly as he watched first one and then the other
-switching on and then switching off—out would shoot
-one light from shore—bang would go a gun—off
-switched the light—darkness—the other light would
-try—and disappear again. "Peeping Tom's" crew
-were even more flustered than "Squinting Susan's";
-they hardly waited to be fired on before switching off.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>It was the funniest sight in the world.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Bet Bubbles is nearly choking himself," the Sub
-said, "and Uncle Podger making funny remarks."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"They're 'court-martialling' the China Doll in the
-gun-room," the Orphan told him.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Oh, of course; I forgot that."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The picket-boat was now steaming in darkness,
-made more intense by the glare, two miles ahead of
-her, of "Glaring Gertrude's" huge beam. This light,
-by a lucky chance that night, never seemed to leave
-the white salt-heaps on the opposite shore.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"We're right on top of the mines now, sonny.
-Feeling gay?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Ra—ther!" answered the Orphan, the uncomfortable
-feeling in his stomach entirely forgotten.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Worth a guinea a minute! My jumping Jimmy,
-it is!" the Sub kept saying to himself. "Starboard
-a little! That's the ticket. Keep her as you go.
-We're nearly past the mines now."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Presently the Orphan could see a dark line to
-starboard—perhaps a thousand yards away—and knew
-that this was the low-lying ground which swept along
-to the right of Yeni Kali fort, the land from which
-the guns had fired on the trawlers last Saturday.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>If only "Glaring Gertrude" would stay where she
-was and amuse herself counting the salt-heaps all
-would be well. Once or twice she swept away from
-them, and the Orphan caught his breath lest she
-would swing right round on the picket-boat; but
-every time, just at the critical moment, back she
-would go to see if the salt-heaps were still there.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The picket-boat throbbed along; hardly any smoke
-was coming out of her funnel, and only very seldom
-a spark; old Fletcher might be a humbug, as Jarvis
-said, but he </span><em class="italics">could</em><span> stoke.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Then the Sub pointed out, right ahead, the square
-dark shape of Yeni Kali itself, its upper edge—broken
-and jagged where shells had crumbled it—silhouetted
-against "Glaring Gertrude's" beam.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"They're working it from somewhere in the fort
-itself," he said, speaking very quietly, "and the fort
-gives us a shadow. Splendid!"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"We've come too far; port your helm and ease her
-a bit, Orphan. Get that lantern ready—stand by to
-light it," he told the signalman.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The picket-boat turned in towards the darkness of
-the land, and moved through the black water with
-just a little rippling gurgle under her bows, whilst
-the crew, for'ard, strained their eyes to find the
-mark-buoy—the mark-buoy which the Turks had shifted.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"We ought to see it—it's white," muttered the Sub
-impatiently, but their eyes were rather blinded by
-looking at "Glaring Gertrude", and they could not
-pick it up.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The Sub kept his eyes shut for a minute, and then
-looked again.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>No result.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The line of shore was very close now, and it was
-inconceivable that the Turkish look-outs at their guns,
-all along it, could not see the picket-boat. Round and
-round, first this way and then that, she steamed,
-hunting everywhere for that mark-buoy—without
-success.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>To seaward the </span><em class="italics">Swiftsure</em><span>, "Peeping Tom" and
-his sister were still keeping up their noisy game of
-"Peep Bo", I spot you!—Bang! No, you don't!</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>But for that, and the gurgling under the bows, and
-the soft grating of the engines, there wasn't a sound.
-Not a sound came from the shore close to them, not
-even a dog barked.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The Sub grew restless. He knew that the two
-trawlers and the </span><em class="italics">Swiftsure's</em><span> picket-boat must already
-be sweeping through the mine-field and expecting to
-see the red light to guide them.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>He swore at the Turks, cursed himself, and above
-all he cursed "Glaring Gertrude" and the fort for
-making the darkness so pitch black round the picket-boat.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>He steered out towards the opposite shore until he
-almost ran into the big search-light's beam, swung
-her round, and made another "cast", but the blackness
-away from the glare and in the shadow of the
-fort was absolutely inky.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>No buoy could he find.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>He looked at the luminous face of his wrist watch.
-"It's getting on for eleven," he said bitterly. "The
-trawlers must have nearly finished."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"There's a light, sir! Look, sir! To seaward!"
-a man called excitedly.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Keep quiet, you fool," growled Jarvis, "or you'll
-wake them Turks."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>They all looked back towards the mine-field, and saw
-a small white light—like a small star twinkling low
-down on the water—between them and the </span><em class="italics">Swiftsure</em><span>.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"The trawlers have finished—that's the signal," the
-Sub swore angrily, "and we've not helped them. Go
-back to the ship, Orphan. Curse it all!"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>And then at last the Turks woke up. Flash! Bang!
-Flash! Bang! Guns began firing one after the
-other, and the Orphan ducked as he heard shells
-whistling through the darkness.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>He could have kicked himself for ducking, because
-the shells were not really coming his way, but
-bursting hundreds of yards beyond the little white light.
-It was that the Turks had seen, not the picket-boat.
-She had, however, to pass it on her way back.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Which side shall I pass the light?" he asked
-nervously.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Keep inside; they won't see us, and they won't hit
-us if they do—I almost wish they would," the Sub
-growled miserably. "Shove her along!"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>As the picket-boat increased speed and approached
-the light the noise of shells came much nearer. One
-especially seemed to be very close, and burst in the
-water not a hundred yards ahead.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Confound you! Keep your head still; you aren't
-a jumping marionette," swore the Sub as the Orphan
-ducked again.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Sorry!" he stuttered. "I try, but I can't help it."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Shove her along! Open her out! Let her rip!"
-roared the Sub. He was more happy now that there
-was some danger.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The picket-boat dashed through the water. She
-came abreast the white light, swinging from a pole on
-a buoy quite unconcernedly.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"That marks the end of the channel they've swept,"
-the Sub bellowed; but the Sub was much too interested
-in the shells which were humming and shrieking,
-right over the boat now, some of them bursting as
-they struck the sea, others falling in with a "flomp".
-Another moment and the white light was left behind,
-wriggling excitedly as the wash of the steamboat made
-the buoy dance. Another hundred yards and they
-were out of the line of fire.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>There was a sudden shout from the bows: "Something
-ahead, sir!" and out of the darkness came cries
-and shouts for help. They steered towards them,
-stopping engines, and found two men in an almost
-sinking dinghy—a trawler's dinghy—one of them trying
-to paddle with bits of bottom board.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>They hauled them in and left the boat behind.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The men were numbed and half dazed. One, a
-signalman, had a cut on his head and was bleeding
-freely.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"285's blown up, sir; we're the only ones left."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Neither knew anything, except that there had been a
-great heave under their trawler and they'd found
-themselves in the water, swum about, found the dinghy, and
-got into her. One man had started feebly baling her
-out with his hands, whilst the other had ripped up one
-of her bottom boards and tried to paddle to the ships.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"She was only a-goin' round in circles and a-drifting
-inshore," he said.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>They hadn't seen any more of the crew, but the Sub
-stopped engines and halloed into the darkness. No
-answer coming back, he returned to the </span><em class="italics">Achates</em><span> at
-full speed. "Squinting Susan" and "Peeping Tom"
-had to be passed, but they and the </span><em class="italics">Swiftsure</em><span> were still
-busy with their little game, and so no one bothered
-about them.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Until the Sub brought the news, no one knew of the
-disaster to trawler No. 285—not even the second trawler,
-which had already returned. Some of the crew of the
-</span><em class="italics">Swiftsure's</em><span> picket-boat had seen a sudden glare on the
-water—-like a flash running along the surface—which
-they thought was a shell bursting. Nobody had heard
-any explosion.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>In case there were any more survivors, the </span><em class="italics">Swiftsure's</em><span>
-picket-boat went back to search the mine-field,
-and luckily found the skipper of the trawler and two
-more men drifting about on wreckage. Even they
-could give no definite account of what happened. One
-thought he heard a noise; another that he'd seen a
-flash; they all remembered a great heave under them
-and finding themselves in the water.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>And so, in this sad way, the night's adventure ended;
-and the picket-boat having been hoisted in, the Orphan,
-very miserable, undressed and turned in to his hammock.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The Sub was wretched. He had not found the
-mark-buoy, and had done nothing to help in any way,
-and he cursed himself for not searching the mine-field
-area thoroughly, and for leaving the trawler skipper
-and those two men.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>He wished someone would kick him very hard.</span></p>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 2em">
-</div>
-<p class="pfirst"><span>Next forenoon the Orphan was busy in his picket-boat
-collecting the crews of the other trawlers—some
-men from each—and bringing them aboard the
-</span><em class="italics">Achates</em><span>. He also had to fetch from the </span><em class="italics">Aennie
-Rickmers</em><span> her captain—a positively enormous man—and
-the flying officers, one of whom was a jovial burly
-Frenchman with a red beard, very proud of being
-called "Ginger".</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>On the quarter-deck, officers and men fell in,
-bare-headed, whilst the little pale-faced Padre read the
-burial service for those missing from the blown-up
-trawler.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Nothing more happened that day, but on the
-Wednesday the wind rose, and by nightfall was blowing
-hard—a very black night it was—and at about two
-o'clock in the morning an explosion occurred under
-the bows of the </span><em class="italics">Aennie Rickmers</em><span>.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>She made signals of distress, and began to sink
-rapidly by the head. There had been rumours for
-some days that two Austrian submarines had escaped
-from the Adriatic; it might be a torpedo from one of
-them, or perhaps from some Turkish torpedo-boat.
-Some suggested floating mines; others that an
-explosion had occurred inside the </span><em class="italics">Aennie Rickmers</em><span>
-herself. No one knew exactly what had happened. All
-that anyone did know, when Captain Macfarlane took
-the </span><em class="italics">Achates</em><span> close to her, was that she was sinking;
-that her "dago" crew of Levantine nondescripts had
-deserted in all her boats; and that her English officers,
-the flying officers, their men, and the four wounded
-from the </span><em class="italics">Achates</em><span> were left without any means of
-saving themselves.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>A most unpleasant hour-and-a-half followed.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The first the China Doll knew of it was being
-roughly punched in the ribs and shaken. He woke
-to hear men passing from hammock to hammock,
-singing out: "Turn out, sir, turn out; submarines
-about; all hands on deck, sir!"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>He didn't lie long after that. He was down, had
-pulled on his trousers, found a coat and cap, fumbled
-in his chest until he found his swimming-collar, and
-was blowing it up round his neck before he was really
-awake.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Bubbles, whose hammock was slung next to his,
-had gone to sleep again. He prodded him feverishly.
-"Submarines, Bubbles! All hands on deck! Get your
-swimming-collar!" he squeaked.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Oh, bother! Curse you!" grunted Bubbles.
-"You aren't pulling my leg? Oh, hang it!" he
-grumbled, as he saw all the other snotties tumbling
-into their clothes, officers coming out of their cabins
-into the dark, crowded "half-deck", and heard the
-banging down of armoured hatches. "I do hate this
-beastly war. Breakfast at seven; then a cold bath at
-two in the morning. Beastly!"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The China Doll went up on the dark quarter-deck
-and hunted round for someone to talk to. His teeth
-were chattering and his knees were trembling—it was
-so dark and cold.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"What's happened?" he asked, stumbling across
-Uncle Podger.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Something blown a hole in the </span><em class="italics">Aennie Rickmers</em><span>,
-and the Sub's gone across in the cutter to bring back
-our wounded."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"What did it? Was it a submarine?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Don't bother; no one knows. Come and have a
-look at her."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>He took him round to the other side of the turret,
-into the wind, and out in the pitch-black night they
-could just make out the darker mass of the hydroplane
-ship, apparently tipped up by the stern, and
-a signal-lamp flashing on board her. They heard
-shrieks coming from her, and the China Doll's heart
-beat fearfully fast.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Near them, on the quarter-deck, the querulous voice
-of Dr. O'Neill, the Fleet-Surgeon, was lamenting that
-he had ever come to sea. "Mother of Moses!" he
-groaned, as "Glaring Gertrude" turned her light
-towards the </span><em class="italics">Achates</em><span> and everybody's face showed up,
-and the turret and the superstructure, the masts and
-the funnels, stood out clearly against it. "Mother of
-Moses, they'll torpedo us next if we wait here much
-longer! They </span><em class="italics">must</em><span> see the ship every time that
-beastly thing passes across us."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>As "Glaring Gertrude" swept away, and everybody
-and everything was left in darkness again, the
-Fleet-Paymaster's loud, cheery voice bellowed: "Cheer
-up, old 'C.D.'; if you have to take to the water, you
-won't find any whisky in it!"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The officers and men standing by tittered, for they
-well knew that Dr. O'Neill was a rabid teetotaler, and
-that "C.D." stood for "Converted Drunkard".</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"I've never tasted the beastly stuff in my life, and
-know it you do!" snapped the Doctor furiously.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Sadly lacking in the sense of humour you are,
-old C.D. What could be funnier than the whole
-seven hundred and fifty of us to go drifting ashore,
-under those salt-heaps, with swimming-collars round
-our necks?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The Fleet-Surgeon stalked away, muttering angrily:
-"I hate fools."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>By this time everything that could be done to make
-the </span><em class="italics">Achates</em><span> safe, in case she was attacked, had been
-done; water-tight doors and hatches were all closed;
-the Orphan was under the fore-bridge with his
-6-pounder guns' crews; Bubbles was on the
-after-shelter deck with his; look-out men, all round the
-quarter-deck and fo'c'sle, peered into the darkness;
-the Sub had gone across to rescue the wounded men
-and, if need be, bring back everybody from the
-</span><em class="italics">Aennie Rickmers</em><span>, and all the officers and men who
-had no jobs to do stood waiting for whatever was
-going to happen.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>To those who realized what might happen, and
-who thought it more than probable that whatever
-had fired a torpedo at the hydroplane ship—and by
-now everybody said it was a torpedo which had blown
-a hole in her—would come back out of the darkness,
-wait for that search-light to show up the </span><em class="italics">Achates</em><span>, and
-then take a pot-shot at her;—to those, that next
-hour-and-a-half was probably the most trying, and longest,
-in their lives. The wind blew so fiercely, and the
-water was so cold and dark, that there was very
-little chance of anyone being picked up once the
-</span><em class="italics">Achates</em><span> did sink, as there was every prospect of her
-doing—the poor old ship—once a torpedo got home.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Fortunately most people have not vivid
-imaginations, and to go into the battery during this time no
-one would have imagined that anything at all out of
-the way was happening. The men crowded there, just
-discernible by the blue-stained fighting-lights, walked
-up and down or stood in knots, smoking, and talking
-quietly about everything under the sun except what
-was going on. It was only when that hateful
-search-light passed along the ship, and one saw that
-practically all these men had their swimming-collars blown
-up round their necks, that one realized that they did
-know what the next few moments might bring them,
-and that, knowing this, they did not worry about it.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>All had been done that could be done; of course,
-the </span><em class="italics">Aennie Rickmers</em><span> and their own wounded messmates
-aboard her could not be left in danger, and old
-"Yellow Beard", as they called Captain Macfarlane,
-was on the bridge up there above them.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>So why bother?—and they didn't.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Uncle Podger, going up on the boat deck—really
-to get away from the China Doll, who would worry
-him with questions—stumbled against someone
-crawling on his hands and knees. The search-light
-sweeping round just then, he saw that it was Fletcher.
-"What are you hunting about there for?" he asked him.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"I can't find the tortoise, sir," the old man said.
-"I did not want to leave him behind if anything
-happened."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"He can swim, can't he? You'll be able to hold
-on to him, and he'll tow you ashore!" Uncle Podger
-laughed, and tried to help find "Kaiser Bill", waiting
-for "Glaring Gertrude" to come back again and
-throw a little light into the corners the "savage"
-beast most frequented. He left Fletcher still looking
-for him, and on his way for'ard to pass the time with
-the Orphan, collided with the Pimple stumbling
-along from the bridge.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"She's safe—she's only got her fore compartment
-flooded—-the bulkhead's holding. Our wounded are
-coming across in the cutter. The Captain's sent me
-to tell the Fleet-Surgeon," and away the Pimple
-dashed.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>A few minutes later the cutter with the wounded
-splashed alongside. They were hoisted in and taken
-to the sick-bay. Two of these—Cookey, the chief
-cook, and the leading stoker—both of whom had had
-their legs smashed, were very big men indeed; and
-no one who has not had to do it can imagine the
-difficulty of handling helpless men of that great size and
-weight, and lowering them into, or hoisting them out
-of small boats even in daylight. In darkness it is
-much more tedious and awkward; yet, abandoned by
-their crew, and with the ship apparently sinking under
-them, the first thing the officers of the </span><em class="italics">Aennie
-Rickmers</em><span> and the French and English flying officers and
-men did, after they had been thrown out of their
-bunks by the force of the explosion, was to get the
-wounded ready to be lowered over the side, and,
-directly the </span><em class="italics">Achates'</em><span> cutter had come alongside, to
-lower them safely into it. This was an incident of
-quiet, unostentatious coolness and courage which
-deserves recording. It is, perhaps, easy to be courageous
-at 2 p.m.; at 2 a.m. it is a very different matter.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>And another thing must be put down. As the first
-of those two helpless men was being carried for'ard,
-an officer—the first he met, and it was not the
-Fleet-Surgeon—took off his own swimming-collar, pushed
-it into his hands, and disappeared in the dark before
-he could give it back.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Shortly afterwards the miserable "dago" crew
-came screaming alongside and begged to be taken
-on board. They were; and they'll never forget the
-"feel" of the ammunition boots of the tender-hearted
-marines who shepherded them that night into a
-casemate and locked them up inside. Then off went the
-</span><em class="italics">Achates</em><span> to get out of the limit of "Glaring Gertrude's"
-range of vision, and to lose herself in the pitch-black
-night, where neither torpedo-boat nor submarine could
-find her.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The Sub had been left behind in the damaged ship,
-to shore up that fore bulkhead and to keep an eye on
-it all night. He was as happy as a "fiddler" to be
-able to make a good job of it and "wash out" the
-recollection of his bad luck and judgment two nights
-previously.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The remainder of the Honourable Mess crowded
-down into the gun-room with the joyous relief of
-danger past, demanding sardines, onions, and beer.
-They got them, too, at that unearthly hour of half-past
-three in the morning, for the purple-faced Barnes
-and the miserable little messman knew from long
-experience what would be wanted, and had spent the
-last half-hour preparing for them. It all went down
-as "extras", so the messman didn't mind.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The Pimple brought the news that it was a torpedo-boat
-that had attacked the </span><em class="italics">Aennie Rickmers</em><span>. "A
-signalman saw her dropping astern directly after the
-noise—the Navigator says he saw it too," he told them.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Have an onion, Pimple?" they jeered.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The China Doll, at the first rumour of "sharks and
-onions", had dashed down from the quarter-deck,
-entirely forgetting that his swimming-collar was still
-round his neck; and they made him keep it there—blown
-up, too—so that he had the very greatest difficulty
-to swallow his fair share of the food—as for his
-glass of beer, Rawlinson drank half that—before the
-Commander sent the sentry to tell the Pink Rat to
-"'out lights' in the gun-room and stop that
-confounded noise!"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Then they crept noisily to their hammocks in the
-half-deck, and, marvellous to relate, slept like tops.</span></p>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 2em">
-</div>
-<p class="pfirst"><span>This finally concluded the operations off Smyrna—they
-were only intended temporarily to divert the
-Turks' attention—and a few days later the </span><em class="italics">Swiftsure</em><span>
-and </span><em class="italics">Triumph</em><span>, with the trawlers, were recalled to the
-Dardanelles, and the </span><em class="italics">Achates</em><span> ordered to Port Said to
-repair her small damages, leaving "Peeping Tom"
-and "Squinting Susan" to play "I spy you" by
-themselves, and "Glaring Gertrude" to go on counting
-her salt-heaps on the opposite shore or not, just
-as she pleased.</span></p>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 4em">
-</div>
-<p class="center pfirst" id="off-to-the-dardanelles"><span class="bold large">CHAPTER VII</span></p>
-<p class="center pnext"><span class="bold large">Off to the Dardanelles</span></p>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 2em">
-</div>
-<p class="pfirst"><span>The </span><em class="italics">Achates</em><span> arrived at Port Said on the 18th March
-and made fast, head and stern, to the Senior Naval
-Officer's buoys, off Navy House.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>It was on this date that the combined French and
-British fleet made the attack on The Narrows—the
-attack which ended so disastrously with the loss of the
-</span><em class="italics">Ocean</em><span>, </span><em class="italics">Irresistible</em><span>, and </span><em class="italics">Bouvet</em><span>, and the crippling of
-the </span><em class="italics">Inflexible</em><span> and </span><em class="italics">Gaulois</em><span>.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>A very bad day it was, only relieved by some daring
-acts of bravery, of which none so roused the
-admiration of the whole fleet as the courage displayed by
-those destroyers which went alongside the mortally
-wounded </span><em class="italics">Ocean</em><span> and </span><em class="italics">Irresistible</em><span>, and removed their
-crews under a concentrated fire from many heavy guns.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>It was magnificent.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>But the </span><em class="italics">Achates</em><span> lay comfortably at Port Said all
-that tragic day, making preparations for repairing the
-damage caused by the Smyrna shells, and talking by
-wireless to her chummy ship the </span><em class="italics">Bacchante</em><span>, anchored
-off Suez, at the other end of the Canal.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Barely six weeks ago the Turks had made their
-feeble attack on the Suez Canal, and of course the
-first thing that the Honourable Mess decided to do
-was to visit Kantara and Tussum, where the fighting
-had taken place. The Lamp-post had an elder brother
-on the staff at Ismailia, the Pimple had a long-lost
-cousin in an Indian regiment at Kantara, and by dint
-of much worrying of these two unfortunate young
-soldiers, everyone had the opportunity of visiting these
-places and picking up a few bullets.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Anyhow, they had a very joyous three weeks, only
-slightly damped by the almost entire disappearance of
-the damage done by the Smyrna shells; but a few
-holes remained in one funnel, and they looked forward
-intensely to showing these to their chums in the
-</span><em class="italics">Bacchante</em><span>. Eventually that ship came back through
-the Canal, the </span><em class="italics">Achates</em><span> followed her outside, and both
-of them steamed away to join the Eastern Mediterranean
-Squadron at its base at Mudros, the harbour
-in the island of Lemnos, sixty miles or so from the
-end of the Gallipoli Peninsula and the commencement
-of the Dardanelles. At last they were to take a hand
-in "The Great Adventure".</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>At two o'clock in the afternoon of the 12th April
-they both slipped through the "gate" in the submarine
-net, and anchored in that great land-locked
-harbour.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>It was extraordinarily impressive to see the enormous
-assemblage of ships there—both French and British
-ships of every kind—battleships, cruisers, destroyers,
-submarines, huge transports, store ships, colliers,
-auxiliaries of all sorts, two white-painted hospital
-ships, trawlers, and tugs.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>At the top of the harbour lay the little white town
-of Mudros, with its white twin-towered Greek church,
-and its row of spidery windmills on the ridge behind
-it; though the Honourable Mess had not much time
-to gaze open-mouthed at all these things, and to grin
-with pleasure when the </span><em class="italics">Bacchante</em><span> anchored in the
-wrong place and was obliged to shift billet; because a
-collier came alongside almost immediately, and down
-they had to go, get into "coaling rig", and, for the
-rest of that bright sunny afternoon, "coal ship".</span></p>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 2em">
-</div>
-<p class="pfirst"><span>Everybody knew that the next attack on the
-Dardanelles would be a combined naval and military
-operation, and as transport after transport came steaming
-into Mudros harbour, the enthusiasm and excitement
-increased.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Also the Honourable Mess dined their pals of the
-</span><em class="italics">Bacchante</em><span>, and proudly showed them the few traces
-still remaining of the damage done to the ship at
-Smyrna. This was a beautiful occasion, because it
-washed out all memory of the incident of the
-"sea-gulls"—not one of them mentioned it—and also
-because the </span><em class="italics">Bacchante</em><span> snotties introduced a delightful
-new form of "drag" hunt round the "half-deck", the
-"drag" being a piece of decomposed cheese (which
-they brought with them) and some Tabasco sauce and
-Chile vinegar dropped discreetly at intervals. As a
-special privilege, the "War Baby" was invited to
-the "meet", and the "Youngest Thing in Marine
-Subalterns" joyfully left the exalted atmosphere of
-the ward-room, unbuttoned the trouser-straps under
-the soles of his boots—the straps which kept his
-trousers and their broad scarlet stripes so beautifully
-straight—and prepared for the fray.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Blindfolded, and on hands and knees, these young
-gentlemen enjoyed a famous "run"; and though the
-Padre did object to the "drag" being placed on the
-pillow in his cabin bunk, even that did not seriously
-diminish their enjoyment. As a matter of fact, it
-slightly added to it.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Exactly what part the Navy would take in the
-approaching "landing" on the Gallipoli Peninsula
-no one exactly knew; but when the news came that
-men were being told off for "beach parties", and then
-when the Pink Rat, Bubbles, and the Lamp-post
-were ordered to be prepared to land with them and
-provide themselves with some sort of khaki uniform,
-excitement rose to fever pitch.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Within half an hour the Pink Rat appeared in the
-mess in proper soldiers' kit—beautifully fitting—which,
-he explained, "he'd brought out with him in case of
-accident".</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"If you went to Heaven you'd turn up at the gate,
-and sign your name in old Peter's book with a pair
-of wings on and a mouth-organ!" the Sub snorted
-when he saw him; and Uncle Podger suggested that
-"he probably had a tail, with a sting on it, and a
-brand-new shovel, stowed away somewhere on board,
-lest, "in case of accident", he found himself in the
-other place."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The whole Honourable Mess concerned themselves
-with the fitting out of Bubbles and the Lamp-post.
-Proper khaki was unobtainable—at that time—so they
-dyed their white uniform in Condy's fluid, and as it
-shrunk in the process, and the resulting colour was a
-dirty yellow, streaked with brown, the effect was not
-good.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Most unsatisfactory!" said Uncle Podger, when
-they first tried it on and he saw the Lamp-post's ankles
-and wrists sticking out far beyond the ends of trousers
-and sleeves, and Bubbles hardly able to breathe in his.
-"Most unsatisfactory! It will be an insult to the
-Honourable Mess if either of you are found 'corpsed'."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"You mustn't tell them you belong to the </span><em class="italics">Achates</em><span>
-when they come to bury you," the others shouted.
-"You must promise that!"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"You're perfect scarecrows," roared the Sub when
-he saw them—"a pair of confounded convicts!"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Everybody laughed at them and devoutly envied
-them—and they laughed at each other.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Rawlinson, who prided himself on being a really
-great poet, burst out with:</span></p>
-<blockquote>
-<div>
-<div class="line-block outermost">
-<div class="line"><span>"Two little convicts going out to fight,</span></div>
-<div class="line"><span>One had his clothes too short, the other much too tight!"</span></div>
-<div class="line"> </div>
-</div>
-</div>
-</blockquote>
-<p class="pfirst"><span>There was a roar of laughter as the Honourable
-Mess lifted up their voices, chanting this, and dancing
-round the quaint pair, whilst Rawlinson, exhausted
-with the production of this exquisite couplet, retired
-to a corner to think out something which would rhyme
-with khaki.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The Lamp-post, grimacing, and trying to twist
-himself so that he could get a back view, didn't know or
-care what he looked like, but said he felt "like a
-prize idiot".</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"How nice to feel natural for once, Lampy!" that
-insubordinate officer, the China Doll, squeaked.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>This was simply asking for trouble. The two
-convicts chased him round the table, just missing him as
-he dashed out into the half-deck. Piercing shrieks
-for help followed, and the others rushed out to rescue
-him.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>A glorious scrap followed.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"At any rate," said the Sub, when they'd come
-back again to repair damages, and the Hun had
-apologized for tearing the Pink Rat's coat-collar, "you'll
-both frighten the old Turks. That's one comfort."</span></p>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 2em">
-</div>
-<p class="pfirst"><span>There were so many things to keep up the excitement
-during those days of preparation. The transports,
-with their cheering loads of British, Australians,
-New Zealanders, French, and Algerian troops; the
-quaint old battleships from home, the dear old "mine
-bursters", with their clumsy, projecting spars and
-tackle, over the bow, for booming off mines; the
-balloon ship practising its funny, yellow gas-bag at the
-outer anchorage, and the enemy aeroplanes and their
-bombs. These last were, at first, a source of immense
-delight to the Honourable Mess, but eventually they
-became a little sorry for them—they flew so high and
-dropped their bombs so very unsuccessfully.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"How very disappointing!" said the Lamp-post
-one day. "Just fancy having brought along those
-bombs, to drop 'em harmlessly, and then have to fly
-back, all that way, without having done any damage."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>He was quite serious about it, and, as a matter of
-fact, one could not but feel sorry for the poor chap,
-up there in his Taube, who, having expended all his
-four bombs uselessly, found he had to fly back some
-sixty miles to wind'ard, before he could go and "turn
-in" and try to forget about it.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Then, one day, they heard that their old friend the
-torpedo-boat, down at Smyrna, had come out to sea
-and fired three torpedoes at a crowded transport
-without hitting her; and by nightfall came the news that
-she had been chased, driven ashore, and destroyed by
-gun-fire. That was very good "business".</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Next came the order that steel plates were to be
-built round the steering-wheels of the steam pinnace
-and the picket-boat, to protect the midshipmen and
-coxswains from rifle-fire. Almost at the same time
-the Orphan and the Hun (who was in charge of the
-steam pinnace) had been ordered to provide themselves
-with khaki, and told that their boats would be
-required to tow the soldiers to the beaches, on the day
-of the grand attack.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>It was a great moment for both of them; and what
-a mess they made of their hands and clothes with
-Condy's fluid, and what prize burglars they looked
-when at last they showed themselves arrayed for war!</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Every ship had to supply one or more steamboats,
-and each ship devised its own rifle protection. The
-</span><em class="italics">Achates'</em><span> boats had a steel plate about five feet high
-bolted to the deck, in front of their steering-wheels,
-with a narrow, horizontal slit just below the upper
-edge, so that when those behind it stooped down
-under cover they could steer through this. The ends
-of the plates curved back a couple of feet, so as to give
-side protection.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Some ships built regular steel boxes with "all
-round" protection, others carried the side plates so
-far aft that they protected men standing in the
-stern-sheets; and the snotties in the boats with the least
-protection made great fun of those who had more.
-Probably, among the hundred thousand men in that
-harbour, during the days prior to the landing, the twenty
-or thirty snotties in charge of these steamboats were
-the most supremely happy of all.</span></p>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 2em">
-</div>
-<p class="pfirst"><span>The Hun and the Orphan went away, several times,
-and practised towing the transports' boats. Each
-steamboat had to tow four of these, one behind the
-other. On one day the 1st Lancashire Fusiliers came
-on board the </span><em class="italics">Achates</em><span>, and practised climbing down into
-the boats, down specially constructed wooden ladders,
-and were then towed ashore in twenty-four packed
-boats, each four being towed by a steamboat, and all
-six steamboats steaming in line abreast.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>On another day all the snotties and men "told off"
-to land as beach parties, or as crews of boats, were
-fallen in on the quarter-deck, and Dr. Crayshaw
-Gordon, mounting the after capstan, gave them a few
-words of advice and instruction in case any of them
-were hit.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Don't frighten them, Doc," the Commander had
-hinted previously—and he didn't. He had such a
-funny way of "putting" things that he had the men
-laughing in no time.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>He explained how the little first-aid dressing should
-be used, tearing open the cover, showing them the
-pads to go next the wounds, the pieces of waterproof
-to cover the pads, and the bandage to wrap round all.
-He held up the safety-pin which is in every packet—held
-it so that all could see—and finished up with:
-"You men will probably come under heavy fire;
-some of you will get bullets through you; but if any
-of you come back wounded </span><em class="italics">without</em><span> your safety-pins,
-there will be the devil's own row." He had such a
-quaint, nervous, amusing way of talking, and was so
-kind-hearted and so popular with the men, that they
-grinned and guffawed with amusement.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Of those men who stood there that afternoon, fifteen
-were killed on the day of landing, and some
-twenty-five or thirty wounded.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Thank God, they have no imagination," Dr. Gordon
-told the Commander, "and can't realize what
-is in front of them!"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"They simply don't bother to think about it, Doc."</span></p>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 2em">
-</div>
-<p class="pfirst"><span>On the 23rd April the first move began. Transports
-crammed with cheering troops, cruisers, and
-battleships slipped out through the "gate" in the
-net. The </span><em class="italics">Achates</em><span> spent the night at sea, and
-anchored off Tenedos Island next morning. Here
-were gathered the men-of-war, transports, fleet
-sweepers, and trawlers told off for the landings at the
-end of the Peninsula. It was a dull, grey-looking
-day, and a fresh breeze rising in the morning made
-the sea choppy, and must have caused intense anxiety
-to those in command, because the great landing was
-to take place next morning, and unless the sea was
-absolutely smooth, boat-work would be much more
-difficult.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>That afternoon the Sub was ordered to go in the
-Orphan's picket-boat as "second in command" of the
-six steamboats which were to tow the battalion ashore.
-He was dumb with delight, and the Orphan almost
-as pleased.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>In the afternoon the breeze did die down, and the
-Turks sent an aeroplane to see what was going on.
-It dropped a few bombs from a great height into the
-water between the ships, and flew back again.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Later on, the </span><em class="italics">River Clyde</em><span> came along and anchored
-close to the </span><em class="italics">Achates</em><span>. Poor old </span><em class="italics">River Clyde</em><span>! She
-was to make her last voyage that night, with 2000
-troops on board, to run herself aground under the
-mediæval castle of Sedd-el-Bahr early next morning,
-and make her name famous in the annals of the
-British Navy and Army for many ages.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Large square openings had been cut in her side,
-and under these ran plank gangways, meeting at the
-bows, where a hinged platform was all ready to be
-lowered into the hopper and the lighters which were
-to fill the gap between her stem and the shore.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Her soldiers were intended to pour out of these
-openings, along the planks, down into the hopper
-and lighters, and so ashore.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>At dusk the 1st Battalion Lancashire Fusiliers came
-on board—old soldiers all of them. Very silently and
-quietly they "fell in" on the quarter-deck and in the
-batteries, unslung their packs, laid their rifles
-alongside them, and were dismissed.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>This was the moment for which the bluejackets were
-waiting. They had a great feast prepared on the
-mess deck, and hustled them down to it.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Five of the subalterns were grabbed by the Honourable
-Mess and brought down to the gun-room; the
-remaining officers were entertained in the ward-room.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Thank God!" roared the Sub, "I'm coming in
-with you chaps to-morrow, or I couldn't face you.
-Buy up the place—beat the China Doll—break the
-blooming furniture—chuck your gear on the deck
-outside. Bless you, we'll give you a better dinner
-than you had in that old transport of yours. And
-there's my cabin for two of you—the bunk for one,
-and a shake-down for another. Barnes! Barnes!
-Bring round the sherry, and tell 'em to hurry up with
-the dinner."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Every delicacy the gun-room store possessed
-appeared on the table. The soldiers swore it was the
-best dinner they'd had since they left England; and
-the Honourable Mess spun them yarns about Smyrna—by
-order of the Sub, who had forbidden them to
-mention the morrow.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Dinner over, Uncle Podger took charge or the five
-subalterns, and piloted them into the crowded
-ward-room, where a "sing-song" had already been started.
-The Sub, the Pink Rat, Bubbles, the Lamp-post,
-the Orphan, and the Hun changed quietly into their
-war gear. The Sub, the Orphan, and the Hun
-climbed down into the two steamboats, went across
-and made fast to the trawler which was to tow them
-and their eight transport boats (empty) across to the
-Peninsula during the night. The other three snotties,
-laden with leather gear, water-bottles, field-glasses,
-revolvers, ammunition-pouches, haversacks with food
-for twenty-four hours, and blankets rolled up in their
-straps, were taken across to the </span><em class="italics">Newmarket</em><span>—fleet
-sweeper—along with all the men of the beach parties.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The sing-song in the ward-room was in full swing
-as the last crowded boat pushed off, and up through
-the open ward-room skylights came the rousing,
-roaring chorus of "John Peel", following them in the
-darkness until they were almost alongside the
-</span><em class="italics">Newmarket</em><span>. Many of those who sang it were singing it
-for the last time.</span></p>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 2em">
-</div>
-<p class="pfirst"><span>At ten o'clock the </span><em class="italics">Achates</em><span> weighed anchor.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The sing-song went on until nearly eleven, but
-breakfast had been ordered at a quarter to four, so
-older heads suggested sleep. The "Lancashire"
-officers were stowed away in cabins, beds were made up
-for them on the deck; the ward-room cushions and
-arm-chairs all helped, and the men of the battalion
-lay down on the upper deck, with their heads on their
-packs.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>At 3.15 everyone turned out, and half an hour later
-breakfast was ready for the soldiers—eggs and a good
-helping of bacon, bread and jam and butter to fill up
-corners, and as much coffee, tea, or cocoa as they
-wanted to wash it down.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>This was all the </span><em class="italics">Achates</em><span> could do for them, and,
-little though it was, everyone felt happy that each
-officer and man of that grand battalion started on
-The Great Adventure with a good breakfast under
-his belt.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The little Padre, whose gentle soul had been in
-anguish all that night, was not the only one who
-wished that their mothers and wives could know this.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>At half-past four the </span><em class="italics">Achates</em><span> stopped engines; the
-Lancashire Fusiliers "fell in", and out of the darkness
-covering an absolute calm, almost unruffled sea, came
-the six steamboats and the twenty-four transports'
-boats, each with its crew of five bluejackets.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Into these the soldiers filed, down the long ladders,
-and in twenty minutes the last boats had been filled
-and towed away.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>There are no words which will properly and soberly
-describe the admiration felt by the officers and men of
-the </span><em class="italics">Achates</em><span> for that battalion. When the last boat
-had shoved off, and the transports' boats and their
-six steamboats had taken up their stations in line
-abreast and began to move slowly away, Captain
-Macfarlane turned to the Commander and said gravely:
-"I've seen, Commander, a good deal of war on shore,
-but I have never seen anything which has stirred
-me so greatly as the quietness and discipline of those
-fellows—as the majesty of their bearing."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>He went up on the bridge, and the </span><em class="italics">Achates'</em><span>
-engines rumbled slowly ahead.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>It was now a quarter to five on Sunday morning,
-the 25th April, the greyest of shadowy dawns—the
-formless clouds were grey—a darker streak of grey,
-where grey sea and sky met, was the Gallipoli
-Peninsula; and three grey patches, darker still, were the
-</span><em class="italics">Swiftsure</em><span>, </span><em class="italics">Cornwallis</em><span>, and </span><em class="italics">Albion</em><span>, close inshore,
-waiting for the moment to commence bombarding.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Behind the </span><em class="italics">Achates</em><span>, like a shoal of minnows,
-followed the steamboats and their twenty-four transports'
-boats; behind them were fleet sweepers, and looming
-indistinctly in the distance, as wide as the eye could
-pierce, came transports and store-ships in great
-numbers, the </span><em class="italics">River Clyde</em><span> among them.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>On board the </span><em class="italics">Achates</em><span> the fo'c'sle and after shelter
-deck were crowded with officers and men anxiously
-gazing ahead.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"You know that R.H.A. officer," the China Doll
-kept on telling anyone who would listen to him—"that
-cheery chap who's going in with them to make
-signals. He promised to send me off a Turk's rifle.
-Wasn't that decent of him?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>On the bridge Captain Macfarlane, tugging nervously
-at his pointed beard, and standing next to the
-Commander, muttered to himself: "Thank God! they
-had a good breakfast."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Every one of them, sir," the Commander jerked
-out, in the most matter-of-fact way.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"There's nothing like having your stomach full to
-keep up your pluck, Commander. It makes all the
-difference."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"I expect it does, sir. The books say so, at any rate."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"I know it does," the Captain said, thinking of
-what he had been through himself, and turning to
-speak to the Navigator, busy taking bearings.</span></p>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 2em">
-</div>
-<p class="pfirst"><span>The thudding of heavy guns broke the stillness,
-and splashes of flames lighted up the greyness of
-the daybreak.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Hullo! they've started!" said the Commander.
-"They're three minutes late by my watch. I expect
-the blessed thing is losing again. I'm hanged if I
-know what's wrong with it."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The Great Adventure[#] had commenced.</span></p>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 2em">
-</div>
-<p class="noindent pfirst"><span class="small">[#] The Australian and New Zealand Army Corps
-had already effected a
-landing beyond Gaba Tepe, 15 miles to the north-east.</span></p>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 4em">
-</div>
-<p class="center pfirst" id="the-landing-on-gallipoli"><span class="bold large">CHAPTER VIII</span></p>
-<p class="center pnext"><span class="bold large">The Landing on Gallipoli</span></p>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 2em">
-</div>
-<p class="pfirst"><span>For half an hour there was one constant rumbling of
-guns fired by the </span><em class="italics">Swiftsure</em><span>, </span><em class="italics">Cornwallis</em><span>, </span><em class="italics">Albion</em><span>, </span><em class="italics">Prince
-George</em><span>, </span><em class="italics">Lord Nelson</em><span>, and </span><em class="italics">Agamemnon</em><span>; and shells
-from the first two of these, bursting in scores on the
-last half-mile of the Peninsula, hid it almost
-continuously under a cloud of lyddite smoke.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The six picket-boats steamed in steadily towards this
-smoke cloud with the Lancashire Fusiliers behind
-them, not advancing very rapidly because the current,
-flowing out of the Dardanelles, was against them, and
-the transports' boats were so heavily laden.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The crews of these boats had already tossed their
-oars—four in each boat—in readiness to pull in to the
-land when the steamboats should cast them off.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The Orphan steered his picket-boat—the fifth boat
-from the left—with one hand; in the other he held a
-half-eaten sandwich. Jarvis stood one side of him,
-the Sub the other, all three behind the bullet-proof
-protecting shield. Jarvis had slept a little through
-the night; the other two had not.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Practise stooping and steering through the slit,"
-the Sub ordered. "If you keep standing up and
-looking over the top, you'll get a bullet in your head
-when the time comes."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"But there can't possibly be anyone left alive
-there," the Orphan protested, as he watched the shells
-bursting.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Just wait! You'll soon find out!" the Sub answered
-grimly, and noticing that the picket-boat was
-forging ahead of the line, sung out to the stoker petty
-officer to "ease her". This man was looking out of
-the engine-room hatch, just in front of the bullet-proof
-screen, and popped his head down to give another
-twist to the steam-valve. Old Fletcher, peering out
-of the stokehold hatch, farther for'ard, thought he, too,
-had been told to do so, and also bobbed his head
-down.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Has the tortoise come along with us this time?"
-the Sub asked. The Orphan did not know; but Jarvis
-snorted: "Yes, 'Kaiser Bill's' 'ere all right; the old
-'umbug!"—though whether he meant the tortoise was
-a humbug, or the old stoker, he didn't say.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The picket-boat fell back into line, and the Hun,
-standing behind his bullet-proof screen in the pinnace
-on the right, waved cheerfully across to the Orphan.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>It was now clear daylight—about a quarter-past five.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The battleships still pounded the end of the
-Peninsula, and the six steamboats drew ahead of the
-</span><em class="italics">Achates</em><span>, which had now stopped engines. Behind
-them followed the trawlers, and the </span><em class="italics">Newmarket</em><span>, fleet
-sweeper, with the Pink Rat, Bubbles, the Lamp-post,
-and their beach parties, and behind her—far
-behind—came many transports.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"There's the </span><em class="italics">River Clyde</em><span>," called the Orphan,
-pointing away over the starboard quarter to where she
-was coming along, very slowly, towing the hopper
-and lighters which were presently to bridge the gap
-between her bows and the shore. After her, and with
-difficulty keeping pace with her, more ships'
-steamboats towed half a battalion of the Dublin Fusiliers.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"That's Cape Tekke—that high end bit, and that's
-Cape Helles—the higher cliff to the right, with the
-white lighthouse 'affair' on top," the Sub explained.
-"We've to land in between them. There's a bay
-there—'W' beach—underneath that smoke."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The sun itself had not yet been visible, but now it
-shot up from behind a distant ridge, humped like the
-back of a huge pig, and blazed straight in their faces.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Old Achi Baba," said the Sub, shielding his eyes.
-"If they get as far as that to-night, they'll be able to
-look down on the Narrows and on the forts there."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"The Navigator told the Pimple that the soldiers
-expect to have dinner at Achi Baba," the Orphan
-said. "I jolly well hope they will. Isn't this sun
-beastly? I can't see where I'm going."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Well, don't get too far ahead, and don't look into
-it," the Sub growled. "This isn't a race; ease down
-and give the pinnace a chance."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>They were now about a thousand yards off the
-smoke cloud which concealed "W" beach, and the
-incessant crash of high-explosive shells bursting there,
-and on the high ground above it, made the most
-infernal din. At this point the two left-hand
-steamboats diverged from the other four and steamed
-towards the rocks under the actual end of the Peninsula;
-the Sub, with the remainder, maintained the original
-course. But "W" beach, and the scooped-out gully
-which led upwards to the high ground, and the cliffs
-at each side of it were hidden in dense clouds of lyddite
-smoke and by a thick morning haze which lay on the
-water. Unfortunately the sun, shining over Achi Baba,
-shone full on this smoke and mist, and lighted it up to
-such a dazzling extent that from the boats one could
-see nothing whatever of the shore, and judging
-distances was impossible.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The boats were now drawing very near their destination,
-and the Sub had all the responsibility on his
-shoulders of judging the moment when to slip them.
-A blast from his steam-whistle was to be the signal
-for all to be cast off, and Jarvis picked up the whistle
-lanyard and only waited the order to tug it. Plunky
-Bill, in the bows, kept a sharp look-out for'ard, and
-every now and then dipped the boat-hook in the water
-to find its depth.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The Sub, his face set and anxious, seized a
-megaphone and shouted: "Out oars!"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The transports' boats' crews immediately dropped
-their tossed oars into the rowlocks, and the soldiers in
-these boats turned round to have a look where they
-were going. They had, until then, been sitting
-stolidly in the boats with only their packs and the
-backs of their caps visible, and this sudden swinging
-round of heads as the oars dropped, and the almost
-simultaneous appearance of five hundred faces, made
-an unforgettable sight. Nothing could be seen through
-the dazzling smoke and mist.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"It's twenty to six," the Sub jerked out, looking at
-his wrist watch. "We're a few minutes late. We
-ought to be right there now."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Not a shot had been fired from shore, and the ship's
-shells were still bursting—very close the explosions
-seemed to be. "They must be able to see us," the
-Orphan whispered, nervously peering through the
-steering slit.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Then there was a yell from Plunky Bill: "Stakes
-right ahead, sir! Only four foot of water, sir!"
-Others took up the cry—the crew of the Hun's steam
-pinnace had seen them and were shouting and pointing.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The Sub looked under the bows and saw them himself.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"We're there!" he roared. "Pull, Jarvis; one
-long blast! Let go aft! Full speed astern! Hard
-a-starboard!"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The steam spluttered out for a moment—the Orphan
-thought the whistle would never clear itself—then it
-shrieked—the echo came back from the shore almost
-immediately, proving how close they must be—splash
-went the tow-rope into the water—the other steamboats
-slipped their tow-ropes—the stern of the
-picket-boat swerved to port and trembled as the screw went
-full speed astern, and the oars of the transports' boats
-splashed madly in the water.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Not a rifle-shot came from the shore.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>As the picket-boat gathered stern-way, the crowded
-transports' boats splashed past on either side; their
-coxswains, perched in the sterns, yelling: "Go it:
-give way! Pull hard! Shove your backs into it!"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Good luck to you all!" the picket-boat's crew
-shouted.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The soldiers turned round with grim, set faces, their
-hands on the gunwales gripping very tightly, ready
-for the moment when they would have to jump out.
-The leading boat wavered; she had come up against
-the stakes and the barbed-wire netting stretched
-between them. These checked her for a moment, but
-her weight carried her through, and she almost
-disappeared in the very thick and dazzling haze. The
-other boats dashed after her.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>In the bows of one—with his machine-gun—was a
-very cheery subaltern who had dined in the gun-room
-the night before, and also his equally cheery chum the
-subaltern of Royal Horse Artillery—the brigade
-signaller. The latter, as he passed, called out: "Tell
-your China Doll I won't forget his rifle." "Good
-luck!" shouted the Sub, "I'll tell the little beggar."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Turn her round! Take her out to the trawlers!"
-he roared to the Orphan. Round the picket-boat
-swung, and just as she commenced to steam out there
-was a shout of "The first one's beached herself, sir!
-The soldiers are scrambling out, sir!" And then from
-behind the haze and smoke clouds, from both sides
-and above, there burst out the most terrific rattle of
-maxims, and rifles and the bark of something heavier
-than either.[#]</span></p>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 2em">
-</div>
-<!-- class noindent small -->
-<p class="pfirst"><span>[#] One-inch Nordenfeldts.</span></p>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 2em">
-</div>
-<p class="pfirst"><span>The picket-boat steamed out at full speed, whilst
-stray bullets hit the water near her and others pinged
-overhead. The Orphan and the Sub looked back.
-They could only see indistinctly through the haze with
-the sun on it; they could not see what was happening,
-but neither of them—down inside them—could
-imagine that any men in those crowded boats could
-pass through that fire and live. The Orphan held
-his breath and gripped the steering-wheel. His heart
-seemed to stop beating: the Sub's face was set, and he
-had bitten his lip. "They're getting it in the neck—my
-God, they are!" Jarvis said, as the awful rattling
-and banging went on without a moment's pause.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The steamboats reached the trawlers, a thousand
-yards or more from that glare of mist and smoke which
-hid "W" beach and its tragedy, and there they
-waited until, suddenly, first one and then another, then
-half a dozen—a dozen transports' boats, some with
-three oars working, others with only two, one with
-only one, scarcely any had all four, came into view,
-emerging from the mist, and bullet splashes leapt up
-in hundreds around and among them.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>For one horrible second they thought that the
-boats had been beaten off, but then they saw that they
-had no soldiers in them, and knew that, at any rate,
-the soldiers had managed to land; the haze still made
-it impossible to see what had happened to them.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Breathlessly the crews of the steamboats, clustering
-round the two trawlers, watched these boats struggling
-off. The boat with only one oar working, and no
-coxswain, was turning circles, but drifting slowly out with
-the current. The man himself was evidently sitting
-on the bottom boards, because only his hands appeared
-above the gunwales, and he kept changing the oar
-from side to side.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Another boat near this one had two oars working,
-and they watched the coxswain in the stern crouching
-down and trying with his free hand to make these two
-keep time.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Just picture to yourself a stream with a tin floating
-some ten yards from the bank, and half a dozen boys,
-with their caps full of stones, throwing stones at it as
-fast as they can. Picture to yourself that tin with the
-splashes round it, and you will be able to realize
-something of what the Sub and the Orphan saw; only,
-instead of one tin, there were sixteen crippled
-boats—some of them already half filled with dead and
-wounded—and the bullet splashes leapt six feet and more out
-of the water.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Then imagine that, instead of a tin, it was a struggling
-cat the boys were trying to drown with their
-stones, and that you were making up your mind to
-slip off your clothes, swim in, and rescue it, knowing
-that the boys on the banks would throw stones faster
-than ever, and bigger ones too, which would really
-hurt.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Well, at this moment the Sub decided to steam into
-the hail of bullets and rescue those boats.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>He roared out: "We can't sit here doing nothing.
-Go in and help them!"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The Orphan, pale and staring, rang "full speed
-ahead", turned the picket-boat's bows round, and
-dashed back towards the boats. The Hun, yelling
-and half mad with excitement, followed in the pinnace,
-and so did some of the other steamboats. The Orphan
-hardly knew what happened. Bullets hit the
-protecting screen, a chip of wood from the gunwale hit
-his cap; splashes leapt up all round him; his ears
-hummed with the whistling noise. He remembered
-hearing the Sub roar: "Go for those two over there!"
-and feeling him grip his hand on the steering-wheel
-to turn towards the two most crippled boats. He got
-alongside one—saw Plunky Bill and another hand get
-hold of her—had a picture of grey faces looking up at
-him from the bottom of her, and a muddle of khaki
-lying there across her thwarts; towed her across to
-the boat with only one man; saw the Sub get hold of
-her painter, and then found himself, dazed and horribly
-shaky and sick, back again at the trawler. Plunky
-Bill came aft, grinning: "There's a 'ole in the funnel,
-sir, slap-bang through!" and proudly showed a bullet
-which he had found lying on the deck.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>No one who looked into those transports' boats as
-they were towed alongside the trawlers will ever forget
-what he saw: men dead, dying, and wounded, all
-huddled and jumbled together on the thwarts of the
-boats and on the bottom boards, with legs and arms
-twisted strangely; wounded unable to free themselves
-from the weight of dead bodies on top of them—those
-grey, placid faces and sightless eyes which, ten minutes
-before, had glowed with excitement as they turned
-them to the sun; the blood-stained, torn khaki; the
-blood-stained water lapping round them, and the one,
-two, and in some boats three bluejackets, in their
-Condy's-fluid-dyed jumpers, sitting among them,
-flopping, exhausted, over their oars.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>In one boat there was a Scotsman, in gold
-spectacles—not unlike Fletcher the stoker—a St. John's
-Ambulance man, and now a Territorial ambulance
-orderly. He had already dressed all the wounded in
-his boat, and now stepped into another, working away
-quietly, as if he was doing it in the accident-room of a
-hospital.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"We must get a doctor," he told the Sub; and as
-the trawlers had not one, the boats requiring most
-urgent assistance were towed across to the </span><em class="italics">Newmarket</em><span>
-anchored near. Here the wounded—most of
-them—received further treatment.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>There was no time for sentiment. The boats were
-all urgently required to take more men ashore; three
-of them, those with the most dead and wounded, were
-told off to take on board the wounded from the others;
-bluejackets were told off to take the places of those of
-the crews who had been killed and wounded; and then
-the beach parties, Bubbles, the Pink Rat, and the
-Lamp-post, tumbled down into them. Bullets began
-flying round them and the </span><em class="italics">Newmarket</em><span>, but no one
-was hit. "Shove off!" was shouted; "land them
-under the rocks to the left of the beach;" and the Sub
-and the Orphan towed them inshore.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>There was much less rifle-firing now, but many
-bullets came over and splashed round the picket-boat.
-The mist and smoke had cleared away, and the </span><em class="italics">Swiftsure</em><span>
-was still firing very rapidly at the Turks' trenches
-on the edge of the cliff, to the right of the beach, the
-</span><em class="italics">Achates</em><span> assisting with her small guns. Their shells
-burst along it one after the other, all along the dark
-line which marked the trenches, and scarcely a Turk
-dare expose himself to fire down at the beach.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The Sub, as he approached, saw through his glasses
-two Turks close together, leaning over and pointing
-their rifles down at the beach, and saw spurts of sand
-fly up where the bullets struck among a line of men
-lying prone, half in and half out of the water, in front
-of lines of barbed wire. One of the shells from the
-</span><em class="italics">Achates</em><span> burst close to them, and when the smoke had
-drifted away the two Turks were still there—motionless—in
-exactly the same attitude, but their rifles were
-sliding down the rocks. He cast off the boats with
-the beach parties, and waved to them as they pulled
-past him inshore. The three snotties crowded in the
-stern, and looking up at the cliffs with eyes wide open,
-were, however, too excited to take any notice of the
-Orphan's shout of "Good luck, you chaps!"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Back he went to the </span><em class="italics">Newmarket</em><span>, meeting
-steamboats towing in boats packed with more troops.
-Another trip ashore with sappers and "details", and
-then he towed those three boats with the wounded to
-the </span><em class="italics">Achates</em><span>, where they were taken on board.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>It was exactly half-past seven when he got alongside
-her, busy firing her small guns in the port
-battery, and her for'ard 9.2 turret-gun.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The Captain wanted to see the Sub, so he climbed
-up and went for'ard to the bridge.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The Orphan, left to himself, was sent off to a
-transport to tow more soldiers ashore; and on the way to
-her he saw, over against the Asiatic shore and the
-fort of Kum Kali, the French fleet, the </span><em class="italics">Jeanne d'Arc</em><span>
-with her six quaint, squat funnels, and the Russian
-</span><em class="italics">Askold</em><span> with her five thin, tall ones, and two
-battleships, all firing very rapidly.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Behind them lay big transports, and dozens of
-boats loaded with dark-coated infantry on their way
-ashore.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>He reached the transport, got his orders, and
-steamed back to "W" beach with a long string of
-crowded boats behind him.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>It was then, whilst he waited for them to be emptied,
-that he had the first clear view of "W" beach and
-the broad gully leading up to the green ridge above it.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>No bullets—or only very few—came near him, and
-he could look on undisturbed. On the right, where
-the barbed wire was thickest, a row of dead Lancashire
-Fusiliers lay as if they had all been swept by
-the same torrent of maxim bullets. He knew that
-they were dead, because other men, springing into
-the water and wading ashore, stepped over them,
-looked down at them, and left them.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Higher up the beach, men were hanging on the
-barbed wire itself. At first he thought it was only
-clothes hanging there; then he saw that they had
-been men. Fresh troops were scaling the cliffs;
-soldiers advanced up the green slope above, singly
-and in little groups. Away to the left, under the
-rocks, more men clustered; and as some of them
-limped along to the boats, some with bandages, some
-without, he knew that these were wounded waiting to
-be dressed. They crowded into the boats he had just
-brought ashore, and many were carried down—among
-these being a wounded Brigadier shot through the
-leg. He saw nothing of Bubbles, the Pink Rat, or
-the tall, lanky Lamp-post; but he did feel certain that
-the landing had been made good.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Trawlers, loaded with stores, approached as close
-inshore as they could get; boats of every description
-were flocking in, and already the sappers were lashing
-pontoons together on the left, under the rocks, to
-make a temporary pier.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Then the boats he had towed in came out to him, and
-he towed them and their wounded back to the </span><em class="italics">Achates</em><span>.
-For the remainder of that morning the Orphan was
-employed taking Staff Officers backwards and
-forwards between the ship and "W" beach.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The beach parties had laid down six buoys at about
-ten yards apart and some fifty yards from the beach,
-and had led ropes from these to the same number of
-stakes driven into the beach opposite to them. The
-intervals between these ropes made waterways into
-which the big lighters could haul themselves ashore
-without colliding with each other. But there was a
-certain amount of jostling just beyond the buoys, and
-the Orphan had his work cut out, whenever he went
-near the beach, to prevent his boat being damaged
-by the crowds of steamboats "mothering" the big
-lighters into position. She had a big rope fender
-projecting across her bows, another lashed across her
-stern, and two lengths of six-inch "grass" hawser
-secured all round her side to protect her from bumps;
-but, in spite of these, she soon had one corner of her
-stern crushed, and her steering gear was jammed.
-The Orphan managed to take her back to the </span><em class="italics">Achates</em><span>
-safely, and, very sad about it, reported the damage to
-the Commander.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The Commander, at his wits' end for boats, was
-very angry.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"I'll take you out of her, Mr. Orpen, if you can't
-manage her," he said angrily, but then sent him away
-to get his boat coaled and watered whilst the repairs
-were being made. "You and your crew can come
-in-board and get some food," he called after the miserable
-Orphan.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>So presently he was able to dash down to the
-gun-room, where Barnes had some cold meat and pickles
-waiting for him. He had had nothing to eat, except
-a couple of sandwiches, since the previous night, and
-the sight of food made him realize that he was
-ravenously hungry. It was now half-past one. The China
-Doll—the only one there—lay fast asleep on one of
-the cushioned benches; and he ate his food in peace,
-with the burly Barnes waiting on him. He was
-nearly as hungry for news as he was for food; but
-the old marine would not talk or tell him anything.
-"Just you go on with your food; there ain't no time
-for talking," and he gave him a cup of strong coffee
-afterwards. "That'll keep you awake," he said, as
-he cleared away.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The Orphan looked at the China Doll and longed
-to throw himself down on a cushion and sleep; but
-heavy firing broke out again, and, too excited to think
-of doing so, he went up on the quarter-deck to see
-what was going on.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Your boat will be ready in half an hour," the
-officer of the watch told him.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The </span><em class="italics">Cornwallis</em><span>, </span><em class="italics">Swiftsure</em><span>, and </span><em class="italics">Albion</em><span> were now
-firing at a small knoll which showed up above Cape
-Helles, the big cliff half-way between "W" beach
-and Sedd-el-Bahr. This knoll was known as Hill 138,
-and barbed-wire entanglements round its slopes were
-plainly visible through the Orphan's telescope.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>He asked the Fleet-Paymaster and the Navigator,
-standing on the quarter-deck and looking through
-their glasses, what was happening.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"The Turks still hold it," the Navigator said.
-"Our chaps are preparing to rush it when the ships
-have finished their bit of work."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"How are they going on down in the </span><em class="italics">River Clyde</em><span>?"
-he asked.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Badly; they've been terribly cut up; haven't
-landed a man since nine this morning; something
-went wrong when they tried to get the lighters in
-position under her bows. Look through your glass!
-You see those chaps there under the little bank
-on top of the beach, this side of her; those are all
-who are left of some six or seven hundred who tried
-to get ashore early this morning. They can't budge;
-they have been there all the time. And those are
-their dead, those brownish lumps scattered along the
-beach. Those two transports' boats, stranded under
-Cape Helles, drifted there. Every man aboard them
-was killed before they got near the shore. They've
-been drifting about all the morning, and fetched up
-on the rocks. Look at that splash jumping up close
-to the </span><em class="italics">River Clyde</em><span>—that's another 8-inch shell from
-the Asiatic shore. They hit her three times before
-she took the ground, but have missed her ever since.
-Ah! There goes a salvo from the </span><em class="italics">Prince George</em><span>—she's
-looking after the Asiatic guns—that'll quiet 'em."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Any news from the Australians, sir?" the Orphan
-asked, feeling horribly miserable.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"They and the New Zealanders have done grandly,"
-the Fleet-Paymaster answered cheerily. "Pushed
-inland a devil of a way. They'll be across the
-Peninsula in no time—with luck."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>No news had come from the French on the Asiatic
-side. "They seem to be doing all right," the
-Navigator said; "but it's precious difficult to make out
-what's happening there."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Some men came through the battery door carrying
-a stretcher with a man on it, his face covered with
-a cloth. They bore it right aft on the quarter-deck,
-lifted back a tarpaulin, which the Orphan then noticed
-for the first time, laid the body on the deck, drew the
-tarpaulin over it, and went for'ard.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"That's the seventeenth," the Navigator told him;
-"most of them soldiers."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Dr. O'Neill, capless and haggard, came up the
-after hatchway. "By the powers that be, but the
-General has a bad leg!" he said as he hurried past
-them on his way to the sick-bay.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"That's the General you brought off this morning,"
-the Fleet-Paymaster explained.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The Sub and the China Doll came up from below,
-the China Doll just wakened by the heavy firing.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"That R.H.A. chap promised to send you off your
-rifle, China Doll; he called out to us just before he
-landed," the Orphan said; but the Assistant Clerk
-shook his head sorrowfully. "No, he's dead; he
-died as they brought him on board; he and that chum
-of his are both there," and he pointed to the tarpaulin.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Someone told me," said the Sub, "that the
-R.H.A. chap got ashore all right, fixed up his signal
-things, and sent off one or two messages before he
-was knocked over. He was more lucky than a good
-many of those there; they never got out of the boats."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Why did the Captain want you?" asked the
-Orphan.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The Sub took him aside, his eyes very bright.
-"He'd forgotten why he sent for me, but then wanted
-to know if we'd had orders to go after those crippled
-boats that time. I told him that we hadn't, but that
-I couldn't stand by and do nothing. I thought he
-was angry; he said that if the steamboats had been
-disabled it would have meant a serious delay. I told
-him we'd only had a bullet through the funnel and
-a bit chipped out of the gunwale. He looked me up
-and down, tugged at his beard, and I saw that he was
-smiling. So that's all right, my jumping Orphan!"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Did he know that the Hun went in too?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"I told him."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"What did he say?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Oh, you know that funny, slow way he has of
-talking when he's trying to be humorous. He just
-tugged his beard and said: 'I thought I noticed that
-young officer's boat'. Gosh! what a morning it's
-been!"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The picket-boat's steering gear having been
-reported repaired, the Orphan was sent away again,
-and kept busy until nightfall, backwards and forwards
-between "W" beach and the ships. Once he took
-Captain Macfarlane on board the </span><em class="italics">Queen Elisabeth</em><span>,
-now anchored off the </span><em class="italics">River Clyde</em><span>, and waited for him
-whilst the big ship fired salvoes of 6-inch shell into
-Sedd-el-Bahr village and the earthwork on Hill 141
-above it. Another time he went alongside the sappers'
-pontoons, and Bubbles dashed down to speak to him.
-"My dear chap, it's a great game; we're having a
-ripping time!" he gurgled and snorted, looking a
-terrible brigand in his clothes—already very dirty.
-"Oh, that's nothing!" he laughed, as he saw the
-Orphan smile. "We lay in the old Turks' trenches
-for two blessed hours this morning. It was a great
-time. If you get a chance, bring us in some butter
-and some sausages—and, my hat! old chap, I'm
-dry—dry as a lime-kiln, and my water-bottle's been
-empty for the last three hours."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The Orphan had some water in the boat and gave
-it to him. The next time he went back to the ship
-he got a barricoe filled and took it inshore; but there
-was too much of a crush for him to go alongside, so
-the Lamp-post waded in up to his waist and fetched
-it. "We've almost run out of it; all our people gave
-their water to the wounded, and there are any amount
-more coming down now. We've just heard that the
-Worcesters have rushed Hill 138, and they and the
-Lancashires are going to try and take Hill 141. Yes,
-there they come," and he pointed up the gully, down
-which many stretchers were being carried. He
-shouted to a couple of the beach party, and seizing
-the barricoe of water, they ran it up the beach towards
-a little tent under the rocks to the left, with a Red
-Cross flag flying near it, and crowds of men in every
-attitude of weariness gathered round it. These were
-all wounded men.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>At this time, about a quarter to five, there was a
-period of comparative quiet. The Worcesters had
-cleared the Turks out of Hill 138, so that "W" beach
-was practically free from rifle-fire; and now they and
-the Lancashire Fusiliers were forming up to attack
-the earthwork on Hill 141. This dominated both
-Hill 138 and "V" beach, where the </span><em class="italics">River Clyde</em><span> lay,
-so that, until it was captured, it was impossible to
-join hands with the remnants of the Dublins on "V"
-beach. A very brave attempt was made about half-past
-five to take this earthwork; but the two gallant
-regiments were almost exhausted after their hard day's
-fighting under a hot sun, and they met more wire
-entanglements, so thickly laid, and commanded by
-such a heavy fire, that they were unable to advance
-farther. At nightfall the Turks still held Hill 141,
-and separated the troops who had landed on "W"
-beach from those who had landed on "V" beach.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>These poor chaps had suffered terribly all day, and
-still remained crouched under the low cliff or bank
-there, unable to move.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>During the fighting for this last hill, the Orphan
-towed in two horse-boats with two field-guns and
-their limbers. They were covered up with tarpaulins,
-and he was not certain whether they were English
-18-pounders or French 75's. At any rate, the beach
-parties soon got hold of them with hook-ropes and
-drag-ropes, hauled them ashore, and "man-handled"
-them up the gully. The Orphan knew, in a general
-sort of way, that things were not "going" as well as
-had been hoped, but he was kept so busy, and was
-so fatigued, that by sunset he could hardly keep his
-eyes open. Several times he had to hand over the
-wheel to Jarvis; but at last, after having spent nearly
-an hour hunting in the dark for an important
-transport which had anchored in the wrong place, he found
-himself at nine o'clock back again alongside the
-</span><em class="italics">Achates</em><span>.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The Sub, on watch, told him that he would not be
-wanted for some time. "Go and get something to
-eat, and a rest," he said; "you've had a pretty hard
-day of it."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>He stumbled down into the gun-room, where he
-found the Hun fast asleep with his head on the table.
-Barnes brought him a glass of beer, and he swallowed
-it in one draught. "Give me a biscuit—anything—I'm
-too sleepy to eat."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>But Barnes had some sandwiches ready. "Plenty
-of mustard on 'em—made 'em myself—mustard'll
-ginger you up. Just you lie down on the cushions,
-and I'll stick the plate alongside you."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The Pimple found him, and wanted to tell him the
-latest news. The Orphan told him to "chuck it".
-The China Doll came in and would have asked him
-questions, but the Orphan pretended to be asleep, so
-he tiptoed out again like a mouse. Uncle Podger
-strolled in, smoking his pipe, and began to play
-patience. He watched him shuffling and dealing the
-cards, and then fell asleep.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>He woke. The corporal of the gangway was shaking him.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"The Commander wants you, sir."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>He dragged himself up. The gun-room was empty.
-The alarum-clock on the notice-board showed a quarter
-to eleven, and he went up to the dark quarter-deck,
-where he found the Commander and reported himself.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Oh! there you are, are you? I've been sending
-all over the ship for you. The 'wounded' launch
-is going down to the </span><em class="italics">River Clyde</em><span>; I've no one else to
-send with her; Rawlinson has gone away in a cutter
-and I can't trust anyone else; the steam pinnace will
-tow you down, and the doctors are going with you.
-I've sent four hands into the launch already, and she's
-at the starboard boom; drop her astern and alongside
-the port gangway. Hurry up!"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Still half asleep, the Orphan found this big pulling
-boat (fitted to transport wounded, she had been),
-dropped into her, and five minutes later brought her
-alongside.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The Hun, in the pinnace, came along out of the dark,
-bumped into her, and got her painter made fast to the
-towing-cleat. "They're having a jolly lively time
-down at the </span><em class="italics">River Clyde</em><span>!" the Hun called across.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The Orphan, turning his sleepy head in that direction,
-listened, and heard a good deal of rifle-firing, and
-occasionally the spluttering of a maxim.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Right into it," he thought, and forgot his tiredness.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Dr. O'Neill and Dr. Gordon scrambled down the
-ship's side into the launch; the big chief sick-berth
-steward came down after them. Bags of dressings
-were passed down; and Dr. O'Neill cursed irritably
-when a bag, fumbled owing to the darkness, slipped
-through the hands of the people on the gangway
-above, fell into the boat, and only just missed falling
-overboard.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The Commander called down to the Doctor: "Keep
-the steam pinnace if you want her." The Sub roared
-out orders to the Hun, and he started his engines and
-towed the launch away from the ship's dark side.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Six bells struck on board her—it was just eleven
-o'clock.</span></p>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 4em">
-</div>
-<p class="center pfirst" id="the-river-clyde"><span class="bold large">CHAPTER IX</span></p>
-<p class="center pnext"><span class="bold large">The "River Clyde"</span></p>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 2em">
-</div>
-<p class="pfirst"><span>The night was not very dark, a pale moon—past the
-quarter—appeared occasionally between slowly drifting
-clouds, and the sea was still quite smooth. The
-Peninsula showed as a dark wall rising gradually from
-Cape Tekke to the high cliffs at Cape Helles, beyond
-and under which the </span><em class="italics">River Clyde</em><span> lay.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The Orphan—wide awake now—steered the big
-clumsy launch, and listened to the two weary doctors
-talking of their day's work and the job in front of them.
-Dr. O'Neill, the Fleet-Surgeon, had a grievance—he
-generally had. This time it was with the Padre
-and the Fleet-Paymaster. They had tried to make
-out a list of the men killed and wounded—the men
-who had been brought on board the </span><em class="italics">Achates</em><span>—but the
-sights and sounds in that crowded sick-bay, with the
-for'ard turret-gun firing directly over it, every two or
-three minutes, had been too much for them. Their
-stomachs would not "stick it".</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"The only job they have, and they can't do it," he
-growled. "It took me another two hours getting in
-all the names and the official numbers on their identity
-disks."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"It was pretty beastly in there, P.M.O., and they've
-never seen anything like it," Dr. Gordon said
-soothingly. "They did their best; the Padre fainted
-outside, and the Fleet-Paymaster was sick."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Never seen anything like it before! Nonsense!
-Nor have I! Did you get them all safely to the
-hospital ship?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Dr. Gordon told him that he had only just returned
-from doing so. "The whole thing's silly, confoundedly
-silly, and this is the stupidest of all—this
-trip of ours," the Fleet-Surgeon snapped.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"It's not much of a joy ride, is it? You must be
-awfully tired," Dr. Gordon said in his nervous,
-self-disparaging manner, as if he too had not been hard at
-work the whole day.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Silence followed for some time, until the steam
-pinnace, swerving suddenly to port to pass two
-trawlers, indistinct in the darkness, jerked the launch
-after her and waked the Fleet-Surgeon. "Why the
-devil can't that young imp in the pinnace steer
-properly?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The noise of furious rifle-firing coming from
-Sedd-el-Bahr stopped him for a moment, but then he went
-on again with his dismal groan. "A nice little job at
-this time of night. Running straight into it we are."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>As the boats had altered course so much to port,
-they presently found themselves close under the high
-cliffs, and whilst being towed along in front of them,
-the moon, peeping out for a few moments, made them
-conspicuous.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Dr. O'Neill had just asked angrily: "Why the
-devil they wanted to go in so close! Didn't they know
-the Turks still held the end of them!" when ping! went
-a bullet over the stern of the boat and plunked
-into the water.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Another came, and another.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Keep down, under cover!" growled Dr. O'Neill,
-more savagely than ever, and he and Dr. Gordon, the
-chief sick-berth steward and the four men of the
-crew, sat themselves down in the bottom of the boat.
-The Orphan, sitting exposed in the stern-sheets,
-wished he was ten sizes smaller.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>They were close to the </span><em class="italics">River Clyde</em><span> now; its dark
-shape loomed just ahead of them, and the noise of
-firing crackled fiercely, tiny spurts of flame from
-hundreds of rifles lighting up the water's edge.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>They ran under the starboard quarter and gained
-shelter; the launch scraped against a rough wooden
-ladder and stopped; the doctors scrambled up it,
-followed by the chief sick-berth steward; their surgical
-dressings and lantern were handed up to them, and
-they disappeared through the dark gangway port in
-the ship's side—one of those ports which had been cut
-to allow her troops to pour out quickly. The Orphan
-and his crew in the launch, and the Hun in his steam
-pinnace, were left to themselves.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>A maxim rattled—fired somewhere from the </span><em class="italics">River
-Clyde</em><span> herself; and when it stopped, Dr. O'Neill's harsh
-voice could be heard asking: "Where the wounded
-were; what he could be expected to do in that
-damnable darkness! and calling for a match to light the
-lantern." A head peeped out from the gangway port,
-and a voice called down: "That's not a very 'ealthy
-spot, mate. The trawlers, what comed for the wounded,
-were sniped something 'orrid down there. They 'ad
-to shove off out of it."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"We've come for the wounded," the Orphan sang out.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Well, you bally well won't get 'em. All that are
-left are hup on the hupper deck, and can't be got down
-whilst this 'ere shooting's going on—they're quite all
-right up there—be'ind the bulwarks they are."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>From inside the ship came shouts of: "Put out that
-light! Curse you! We don't want any light here!"
-Evidently Dr. O'Neill had managed to light it, and
-was looking round for wounded.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"They'll begin sniping again—they starts directly
-they sees a light—better keep down in those boats.
-Off they go—I'm 'opping it!" sang out the man above.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Ping! Ping! Ping! Three twinkles from somewhere
-to the right—a bullet hit the water, another
-clanged against the pinnace's steel wheel-screen,
-another hit the side of the ship just under the ladder,
-slid down and fell into the water.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The Hun, from behind his shield, sang out to the
-Orphan to know if he was enjoying himself. The
-shouts from inside grew louder; then there was
-silence. Evidently the lamp had been extinguished.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The voice from the gangway called down: "'Ave they
-stopped? Hany one got a souvenir in 'im?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Where are they firing from?" asked the Orphan.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"That old castle sticks hout in the sea, this 'ere
-side," called back the voice, "and them there snipers
-'ave been doin' themselves something proud."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The Orphan strained his eyes and could just
-distinguish, about two hundred yards away—ahead of the
-</span><em class="italics">River Clyde</em><span>—the battlemented outline of the castle
-walls and, farther to the right, a much more indistinct
-and blurred mass sticking out into the sea. This was
-actually the sea walls of Sedd-el-Bahr castle, jutting
-out on a reef.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>No more shots came from there, and there was
-quietness everywhere for a few minutes. He began
-to feel sleepy, but then one or two solitary rifles rang
-out on the cliff side of the ship, five or six followed,
-thirty or forty seemed to chip in, and, almost before he
-knew it, a perfect pandemonium of rifle-fire burst out,
-making a ruddy glow against which the stern of the
-ship and the masts stood out quite plainly. Presently
-maxims started on shore, whether English or Turkish
-he could not know; and then, up above, from the
-foc's'le of the ship herself, several maxims added their
-voices to the din. The snipers from the sea walls did
-not take part in this "show". It died down after a
-while; a few crashes of musketry, then a few scattered
-shots apparently answering each other, and silence—silence
-which seemed absolutely extraordinary—as if
-it was something tangible.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>What had happened, the Orphan had not the
-faintest idea. He could only stay where he was, and
-hope that Dr. O'Neill would decide something shortly.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Presently he heard the Doctor's voice in the
-darkness: "Steam pinnace! Steam pinnace!" and the
-Hun calling back "Aye, aye, sir!" "Go back to
-the ship and ask the Commander to send for me half
-an hour after the next attack ceases."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Right, sir!" and jeering at his pal, the Hun,
-shoved off and disappeared back to the </span><em class="italics">Achates</em><span>,
-drawing a solitary twinkle from the sea wall of the castle
-and a solitary bullet which hit the ship's side, above
-the Orphan's head.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>In a few minutes a voice called down: "You've
-got to make fast and come along inside 'ere—you and
-your crew," so he clambered up the wooden steps with
-his four men. Very willingly he did this, for he was
-anxious to be able to say that he had been aboard the
-</span><em class="italics">River Clyde</em><span>, and he felt lonely and very exposed,
-waiting alongside.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Inside her was absolutely pitch dark; a man who
-bumped against him could not be seen. The Orphan
-heard Dr. O'Neill's voice, and elbowed his way
-towards him, stumbling across something which he
-knew was a stretcher, but evidently not waking the
-man asleep on it.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Sit down, and keep out of the gangway," Dr. O'Neill
-snapped, "unless you want a bullet in you.
-There's nothing any of us can do. There they go
-again, curse them!" as more rifle-firing started, just
-as it had done before—one or two shots, then more,
-then apparently a whole line blazing away as if they
-had millions of rounds of ammunition to spare. This
-time he heard hundreds of bullets pattering against
-the opposite side of the ship, and the glare showed him
-another gangway port opposite the one by which he
-had just entered.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"It's blocked up with boards, and you can see the
-light between them," someone sitting next him said;
-"and those blighted Turks can see a light inside
-here, through them, too."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>This burst of firing died away very rapidly; and as
-he sat there, jammed among a lot of soldiers, his eyes
-gradually became accustomed to the darkness, and he
-made out that he was close to a big hatch leading
-down into absolute blackness—the hold probably—and
-that above him was another hatchway, with a
-coaming round it, the edges of which stood out quite
-clearly against the clouds. A broad wooden ladder—the
-foot of it quite close to him—led up to this and,
-as he knew it must, to the upper deck, where the
-remaining wounded lay. The gangway port through
-which he had come, showed as a lighter patch than
-the ship's side, and anybody moving across it could
-be just distinguished; but people did not move across
-it more than they could help, because a lot of bullets
-had already come through it from the sea wall. Under
-this, his launch lay—at the foot of the ladder he had
-just climbed up. Dr. Gordon kept on talking,
-evidently trying to pacify Dr. O'Neill, and a man near
-him kept rattling something—a ship's lantern it
-sounded like—so he guessed that the chief sick-berth
-steward sat quite near. People conversed all round
-him, in a drowsy sort of way, as if to prevent
-themselves being nervous or of going to sleep; farther
-away, hundreds of people seemed to be snoring. A
-soldier leant against his back; he knew it was a
-soldier because a bayonet kept pressing against his
-thigh; someone slid down across his legs, snoring
-loudly; he pulled up his knees, and the man went on
-snoring peacefully; out from a distant corner came
-the sound of a man in pain, in his sleep.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Some men were sitting at the foot of the ladder, and,
-because he heard Dr. O'Neill talking to them, he
-guessed that they were officers. He was evidently
-suggesting the possibility of getting down the wounded
-now that the firing had died away, but they kept on
-saying: "They'll start off again in a minute! It can't
-be done." Every now and then came the noise of
-heavy boots trampling hurriedly across the deck above;
-a figure would appear over the coaming, silhouetted
-against the clouds for a moment, and then someone
-would come hastily clattering down the ladder as if he
-were glad to get away from there. The whistle of an
-occasional bullet over that hatch explained this.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Another burst of firing broke out, swelled to a perfect
-fury of noise, and then subsided just as the others
-had done.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>During a comparatively quiet interval which
-followed, several men scrambled down the ladders.
-They called out: "Worcesters to go ashore at once!"
-and then went back again, screwing themselves over
-the coaming and disappearing along the deck. The
-group of officers stirred themselves and stood up
-wearily—a tired, lackadaisical voice kept repeating
-"Sergeant-Major! Sergeant-Major!" then seemed to
-wake properly, and yelled it out.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Men began to stir. '"Ere, wake up, Major!
-You're wanted," came out of the dark; the sound
-of a man waking irritably from his sleep, scrambling
-to his feet, a long yawn, and then a sharp, decisive
-"Yes, sir! Sergeant-Major, sir!"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Fall in, the Worcesters! Worcesters! The
-Worcesters have to go ashore," the officer shouted.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Fall in, Worcesters! Fall in, Worcesters! Fall
-in! Fall in round the ladder!" Men all round took
-up the cry, waking those asleep. Men cursed and
-yawned, and yawned and cursed again.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Who are you a-shaking of? I ain't a ruddy
-Worcester," growled someone. The darkness was
-full of bustle and noise as the Worcesters dragged
-themselves to their feet and groped round for their
-packs and rifles. Rifles clattered to the deck; men
-jostled, cursing, against each other, and the
-Sergeant-Major's voice kept calling out: "Come along, lads!
-We've got to go ashore! Hurry up, Worcesters!
-This way, Worcesters! Fall in near the ladder!"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Men began humping on their packs. The Orphan—by
-this time on his feet, to keep out of the way—had
-a rifle shoved into his hands. "'Old on to it, mate,
-while I shoves my blooming pack on." He helped
-the man whilst he secured the webbing-straps. Then
-a plaintive voice came out of the dark: "I cawn't
-find me pack! Where's me pack?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>There was a titter of amusement as the Sergeant-Major
-yelled for the men to help him find it.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"'Ere it is, you blighted idiot!" someone shouted.
-"You was a-sittin' on it."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"'Elp me on! 'Elp me on!" the idiot pleaded.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"You'll 'ave to 'ave a lady's maid, that's what you'll
-'ave to 'ave. We cawn't go waiting for you, Bill
-'Awkins," bawled the Sergeant-Major; and to judge
-by the silly cries of Bill Hawkins, they were strapping
-him up too tightly.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Where's me rifle? I 'ad it in me 'ands, and now
-I cawn't find 'e," the company idiot stammered
-helplessly; and the man whom the Orphan was helping
-chuckled: "'E's a fair treat, that 'ere 'Awkins; 'e
-can never find nothink."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The rifle had to be found. The Captain with the
-lackadaisical voice was getting impatient. Matches
-were struck to look for it.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Come along, Worcesters! Get up on deck!"
-shouted the Captain; and they began clattering up
-the wooden ladder, actually bandying jokes as they
-disappeared over the coaming, and went pattering
-along the deck. The company idiot, who was in a
-pitiable state of terror lest he should be left behind,
-found his rifle at last, and, clutching it, he rushed
-up the ladder after them.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Now 'old on to it, and don't let it out o' yer 'ands.
-You'll 'ave to look arter yerself now," said the
-Sergeant-Major kindly, as he followed him.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Whilst these men had been getting ready, another
-outburst of firing had commenced, and the fusillade
-on shore sputtered furiously.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"I shouldn't care to have to go ashore, out into
-that," Dr. Gordon said; and Dr. O'Neill answered:
-"I wouldn't go as cheerfully as they seemed to.
-Grand chaps those!"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"That's the first time I've heard him praise
-anyone," thought the Orphan.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Firing died away again, until only an occasional
-shot broke the silence; and with that company of
-Worcesters gone, there was much more room.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The two doctors talked in a low voice. The
-Orphan heard Dr. O'Neill say cynically: "You can't
-get a night like this in Harley Street;" and the
-volunteer reserve doctor laughed, in his funny,
-nervous manner: "No, I can't. I expect my old butler
-wouldn't sleep much if he knew how I was spending
-my night. He looks after me as though I were a baby."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Someone came down the ladder—the Orphan
-thought he had on a naval cap—sat with his back
-against a stanchion, and went to sleep. A man
-coming down presently, knocked against him and woke
-him—a perfect torrent of oaths, in a very childish
-voice, following.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Why, that's old Piggy Carter from the </span><em class="italics">Queen
-Elizabeth</em><span>," thought the Orphan. "I'd know his
-voice anywhere." He went across and shook him,
-for he had fallen fast asleep again. "Carter! You
-are Piggy Carter, ar'n't you? I'm Orpen; you
-remember me?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>He did; and listened sleepily to the Orphan telling
-him all about the shell and splinter holes in the
-</span><em class="italics">Achates</em><span> deck and funnel, until Dr. O'Neill called
-out irritably: "Stop chattering!"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Look here, Piggy, I want to go up on deck and
-have a look round," the Orphan whispered; but
-Piggy said he'd spent all day there, and in the water,
-with the lighters, and if the Orphan wanted to go
-along, more fool he, and he could go by himself.
-He—Carter—wanted to sleep, and didn't want to hear
-any more of "W" beach, or "X", or "Y", or "A",
-"B", or "C", or the whole tomfool alphabet of
-beaches.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>And he went to sleep, with his back against the
-stanchion; and the Orphan, left to himself, sat on
-some sacks, watched the clouds moving across the
-open hatchway, and listened to the firing ashore, the
-pattering of bullets against the ship's side, and the
-snoring of tired men.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>He went to sleep, and woke in the midst of a
-tremendous din. There was a perfect scream of
-rifle- and maxim-firing. He longed to go on deck, and
-wondered whether Dr. O'Neill would see him. Perhaps
-he was asleep too.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>There was a new noise now—a much louder boom
-following a glare which lighted up the clouds, and
-then a smaller glare and a lesser sound; nearer they
-were, much nearer. "Those are field-guns," he said
-to himself; and after listening to them for some
-minutes, judging the distances of the different sounds,
-realized that they were our own guns. They began
-firing two shots, one after the other. "Two guns,"
-he thought; and then felt certain that these were the
-very same guns which he had towed ashore that
-afternoon at "W" beach. He </span><em class="italics">must</em><span> see what was going on.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>He wriggled cautiously to the foot of the
-ladder—Dr. O'Neill's voice didn't call out to him—he went up
-it on hands and feet. As he reached the top a bullet
-whistled by; he ducked, and threw himself over the
-coaming, clung there, found himself on deck—the
-noise seemed louder there—and doubled himself up
-as he ran across to the shelter of the bulwark. He
-waited for half a minute to pull himself together, and
-then drew himself up and peered over.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Right in front of him was the dark mass of the
-cliffs—they seemed to be not 200 yards away—and
-twinkles of flame sparkled out all along the tops of
-them. As he looked, there was the glare of a field-gun
-flash which outlined the whole cliffs—the crash—and
-then a glare farther inland, and a fainter report
-of a shrapnel bursting. For an instant he saw before
-him a narrow strip of beach with a dark shadow above
-it. Then it was dark again; but all along it, all the
-time, spurts of rifle-flame, ten times as distinct and
-large as those twinkles of the Turks' rifles on the
-cliff, marked an irregular, uneven line, where he
-knew our own troops must be—those Worcesters, who
-had just landed, probably among them.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>A little to the right, down in the centre of that
-spluttering line of flashes, there was a regular spout
-of flame—a maxim was rattling; farther away inland,
-twinkles darted out everywhere—the whole air seemed
-full of noises. Then he jumped nervously, for
-suddenly two or three maxims at the other end—from the
-bows of the </span><em class="italics">River Clyde</em><span>—opened fire at something
-or other, just as they had done before. He could see
-nothing moving; it was all very uncanny, and fearfully
-exciting. He forgot that bullets occasionally pinged
-overhead or splattered against the side of the ship,
-and waited there until that attack had been beaten
-off—or perhaps, after all, it had been a false alarm—and
-gradually first the maxims, then the volleys, then
-the individual firing died down, and left only a few
-snipers trying to find each other.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Then he had time to look round the deck. Close to
-him he saw something—some queer shape—moving
-in the shadow of the bulwark, and he put out his
-hand and felt the rough hair and the long, smooth
-ears which could only have belonged to a donkey.
-There were two of them, both tied up behind a little
-deck-house. They were glad for anyone to touch
-them; they nosed at him, as if he gave them comfort,
-and stamped their little feet on the deck to show their
-pleasure, and to make him understand how they
-wanted to be taken on shore.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>He gave them each a friendly pat and scratched
-their ears, wondering what they were doing there.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>But what he wanted to see were those maxims,
-away at the other end of the ship; to be actually
-behind them when they next opened fire, and to find
-out what was happening, and what they were firing
-at. So he crept along the deck, along a row of
-stretchers, with shapeless forms on them, lying close
-under the bulwark. One or two groaned, but they
-all seemed to be asleep, and then he gained the
-entrance to the dark passage or alley-way under the
-superstructure. In it a man was smoking—he saw
-the glowing end of his cigarette.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Can I get along here?" the Orphan asked. "I
-want to get to the maxims."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>A rough Yorkshire voice told him the passage was
-full of people asleep. "You'd be doing better to go
-up along; keep away t'other side, it's safer so."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>So the Orphan retreated, crossed the open deck in
-front of the mast and cargo winch, found the ladder
-leading to the superstructure, and was just going up
-it, to the shelter of the starboard side of the
-deck-house, when he saw a stooping figure bending over
-a stretcher, and Dr. O'Neill's harsh voice growled out:
-"Here, you! come and lend a hand. Lift that corner
-of the stretcher."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>A wounded man lay on it, very heavily asleep; and
-as the Orphan lifted, the Doctor pulled free a blanket
-which had caught under the stretcher, and spread it
-over him.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>He had not recognized the Orphan, who promptly
-darted up the ladder lest he should do so, and stop
-him going to find those maxims. He groped his
-way to the ladder, which he knew must lead down
-to the for'ard "well" deck; found it, climbed down,
-and then the fo'c'sle itself was in front of him, and
-an iron ladder to climb up. He was up it like a
-redshank, and at last found himself right in the bows
-of the </span><em class="italics">River Clyde</em><span>.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Two almost simultaneous glares from the field-guns
-lighted the clouds and showed up, for a moment, the
-high battlemented curtain-walls and the bastions of
-Sedd-el-Bahr castle, and showed the fo'c'sle he stood
-on, the cables, the capstan winch, some sand-bags
-piled up in the bows, some men standing behind
-them, and three box-shaped structures—two on the
-port side and one on the starboard.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>He did not know what these were.</span></p>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 4em">
-</div>
-<p class="center pfirst" id="a-night-attack"><span class="bold large">CHAPTER X</span></p>
-<p class="center pnext"><span class="bold large">A Night Attack</span></p>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 2em">
-</div>
-<p class="pfirst"><span>The Orphan, holding his breath, crept forward to
-look over the sand-bags in the bows, treading on
-hundreds of empty cartridge-cases which rolled about
-the deck.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Another glare from the field-guns, and he saw that
-one of the men standing there, peering through his
-glasses into the gloom below, was an officer of the
-Royal Naval Division—the "R.N.D."—a Sub-lieutenant,
-wearing a naval cap with the silver anchor
-badge. (He actually belonged to the Armoured Car
-Section.)</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Hello! Who are you? Where've you sprung
-from?" this officer called out.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The Orphan told him, and, thirsting for information,
-asked what was happening. "What's going
-on, sir?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"I'm hanged if I know."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"But what were you firing at? Those maxims were
-firing a minute ago, weren't they?" he asked,
-disappointed.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Were they?" the Sub-lieutenant repeated to the
-figure next to him, who replied dryly: "I fancy I
-heard them."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"I feel sure I heard some little noise too, now I
-come to think of it," said the Sub-lieutenant
-jocularly.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"What are those things?" the Orphan asked,
-pointing to the two dark, square, box-like structures
-along the port side of the fo'c'sle.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Come along and see," said his new friend; took
-him to one, slid back an iron plate, and pushed him
-into a little space where three men crouched, in the
-darkness, round the breech of a maxim whose barrel
-stuck out through a loophole in the front.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Quiet little cosy place, that," he heard the
-Sub-lieutenant say from the outside. "Come along and
-we'll shut them in again, or they'll catch cold."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>He slid the rear plate into place, and led the Orphan
-back to the maxim in the bows. "They're comfortable
-enough in their little boxes, aren't they? Steel
-plates all round them, and a steel plate on top—all
-home comforts!"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"But what's going on? Do tell me," the Orphan
-begged, looking down over the bows.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Would you like to start a battle? I bet you
-would;" and before the excited Orphan had time to
-think what he meant, he sang out: "Get hold of that
-gun," and pushed him down astride the tripod.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Mechanically the bewildered and flustered
-midshipman gripped the two handles, and stood by to
-press his thumbs on the firing-button.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Now don't be in a hurry; point the thing over
-there. No, not there; that's where our chaps are; they
-wouldn't like it—beastly 'touchy' they are; point the
-other way; that's better."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The Orphan found himself training the gun towards
-where he could just distinguish the biggest and nearest
-of all the bastions, straight ahead of the ship.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"There's the front door of the castle, down there,"
-continued his friend. "Turks are always coming in
-or out—lazy beggars they are—they want 'gingering
-up'. Wait till those field-guns, up beyond Cape
-Helles, fire; then you'll see it; the front door-steps
-show up white. Ah! there they go! That's about
-right! Keep her there! Let her rip!"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The Orphan, not really realizing what he was doing,
-pointed the gun towards a white patch, and jerked
-both his thumbs against the button. His eyes were
-blinded as "tut! tut! tut! tut!" flashed the gun, and
-the jar on his unaccustomed thumbs and wrists took
-off the pressure.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Keep her going!" he heard his new friend shout;
-and setting his teeth and pressing with all his might,
-he tried to keep the maxim gun pointing in the right
-direction as it shook and rattled, and the empty
-cartridge-cases tumbled on to others upon the deck.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Immediately there were answering twinkles and
-sparks of rifles—a maxim somewhere above the castle
-doorway flamed out—the firing rang along the length
-of the beach, was taken on up above the cliffs;
-hundreds, thousands of shots were fired, and bullets
-whizzed over the fo'c'sle of the </span><em class="italics">River Clyde</em><span>, one or
-two thudding against the sand-bags.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"All right; let 'em go to sleep again," the
-Sub-lieutenant laughed, as the Orphan's tired thumbs and
-wrists refused to press the button any longer and the
-maxim stopped. In two minutes there was absolute
-silence.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Well! Enjoy your battle?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Thank you very much!" the Orphan answered,
-tremendously pleased, and picking up a couple of the
-cartridge-cases he had fired, to keep as curios.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"What did happen?" he asked as he stood up again.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"A strong attack on the </span><em class="italics">River Clyde</em><span> was beaten off
-with heavy loss, thanks to the brilliant handling of the
-maxims under the charge of—what did you say your
-name is?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Orpen of the </span><em class="italics">Achates</em><span>."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"——under the charge of Midshipman Orpen of
-H.M.S. </span><em class="italics">Achates</em><span>."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"But there wasn't any attack, was there, sir?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Not as I know of; but it sounds better, and we'll
-leave it at that," laughed the Sub-lieutenant.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>He kept on peering into the darkness; he seemed a
-little anxious, taking advantage of the frequent glares
-from the field-guns to look very closely through his
-glasses.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"There's something going on down there—I'm
-blest if I know what! You have a look," and he
-handed the glasses to the midshipman. The Orphan
-peered through them, waited for the sudden coming
-of a glare, thought he saw figures moving, and said so.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"So do I; but I can't make out whether they are our
-fellows or not."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Where are our men?" the Orphan asked.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"More to the left, along the beach—there's no cover
-just in front of the bows down there. You see those
-dark shadows under the bows; they're the lighters
-your chaps fixed up. The Turks have some maxims
-in one of the bastions of that old castle; they're the
-guns which did all the mischief this morning. We've
-been trying to knock 'em out all day, but can't seem
-to get hold of 'em."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Was it very bad this morning?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Bad! My God! it was awful. You see those
-pontoons or lighters—wait for a flash from the
-field-guns. Ah! now you see them! By half-past eight
-this morning they were actually heaped with our
-men—dead and wounded. If a wounded man moved a
-finger, they filled him with bullets. Not one man out
-of three got ashore. They're still lying on them;
-thank God, the night hides them! Keep your eyes
-skinned; I'm certain there's something going on down
-there," he added sharply.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>A messenger came from the bridge, climbing the
-fo'c'sle ladder, and calling out: "The officer! Where's
-the machine-guns officer?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Here I am."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"The Colonel thinks the Turks are going to try and
-rush the pontoons. He wants you to 'stand by' with
-your maxims."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"All right; let 'em try," and he calmly filled his
-pipe, struck a match, the flare of which seemed to the
-excited Orphan to illuminate the whole fo'c'sle, and
-proceeded very slowly to light it; whilst the Orphan
-hardly knew whether he was standing on his head or
-his heels for excitement.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Tell those two guns in the 'boxes' to train on the
-shore, near the pontoons, and 'stand by' to fire," the
-Sub-lieutenant said, casually giving the order, and
-sucking at his pipe as though he was thoroughly
-enjoying it.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"I'm certain there are some chaps down there, but
-we've landed nearly twelve hundred more since dark,
-and those may be some of them. I'm hanged if I know!"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Ah, look!" he said quietly, as a glare from the
-field-guns showed, unmistakably, a figure approaching
-the end of the pontoons. "What kind of a cap has
-he? The Turks wear a shapeless thing, almost like
-one of our Balaclava helmets."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The Orphan, hugely excited, had caught a glimpse
-of him, but could not see the shape of his cap. He
-was scrambling from one pontoon to the next, moving
-about and then disappearing in a particularly dark
-shadow. It struck him that the man seemed to be
-putting his feet down very cautiously, almost as if he
-were looking for something and was afraid of treading
-on it.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"He has to move carefully, there are so many dead
-lying there," his friend explained.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"He's going back now," the Orphan whispered.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"That's rummy; so he is! and there are a lot more
-other chaps—a whole mass of them—coming towards
-him."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>As he spoke a tremendous fusillade broke out on
-shore, above where the dark line of pontoons ended
-and these dark figures were moving, and the air over
-their heads seemed to be filled with whistling bullets.
-Bullets rattled up against the bows of the ship and
-smacked into the sand-bags, one or two pinged against
-the plates in front of the other two maxims; rifles
-began firing from the other side of the ship, from the
-lower sea walls. An answering crackle of musketry
-broke out along the shore to the left; and as the Orphan
-ducked his head below the sand-bags, his friend the
-officer, not waiting for any further orders, opened fire
-with all three maxims, and two more, down on the
-port side of the fo'c'sle well deck, joined in as well.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>It was the most furious firing the Orphan had heard
-since he came aboard the </span><em class="italics">River Clyde</em><span>. He pushed
-his hand and arm between the sand-bags, and tried to
-look through the gap. Rifles began firing below him,
-close to him, and </span><em class="italics">towards</em><span> him; the men firing them
-must be on the pontoons themselves. The
-Sub-lieutenant saw them; jumped to the gun, yelling,
-"Depress! depress! fire on the last two pontoons." A
-sand-bag was pulled away to allow the maxim to
-depress, and it spurted fire and bullets; left off to
-correct the depression, and started again. The Orphan
-thought he heard shrieks (afterwards he swore he did);
-those rifles on the pontoons dropped from twenty or
-more to three—then to one—then to none; but the
-firing behind, up above the bank, went on more
-furiously than ever, and the bigger flashes of the
-English rifles, along the beach to the left, seemed to be
-blazing all the time. Two maxims among them made
-spouts of flame quite three feet long.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The din was so terrific that the Orphan could only
-just hear what his friend yelled in his ears: "Pretty
-to watch, sonny; but you'd better scoot back aft—they
-may come on again, and that doctor of yours may
-want you. Keep your head down, well down, as you go."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The Orphan, who had entirely forgotten Dr. O'Neill,
-and would have given his soul to stay and see the end
-of this, found himself stumbling down the ladder from.
-the fo'c'sle, up again and along the superstructure,
-down and along the line of stretchers; bumped into
-the donkeys at the top of the hatch, crawled over the
-coaming, and very gently went down the ladder, hoping
-that Dr. O'Neill had not missed him and would not
-see him coming back.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>He need not have bothered himself about that.
-There was a great deal of confusion down there; orders
-were being yelled out, men were gathering at each
-side of the gangway port, rifle-butts were banging on
-the deck, and bayonets snapping on the muzzles. He
-was pushed out of the way, and found himself next to
-Dr. O'Neill and the chief sick-berth steward. He
-expected to get a "wigging", but Dr. O'Neill only
-snarled: "They've started a silly yarn that the Turks
-are trying to board along the platforms—all this silly,
-stupid fuss—it's confounded nonsense. You've slept
-through the last two hours, you lucky little devil!"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The Orphan was just going to say that it wasn't
-nonsense, that he had seen the Turks trying to get
-across the pontoons to the platform, but he thought it
-wiser to keep quiet. He asked the chief sick-berth
-steward where Dr. Gordon was.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Gone back, sir, an hour ago; a steamboat came
-along, and the Fleet-Surgeon sent him back to the
-ship. I wish he'd sent me. I'd be just as happy
-there, sir."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>That snotty—Piggy Carter—was still sitting with
-his back to the stanchion, at the foot of the ladder, his
-chin on his chest, and snoring. The Orphan thinking
-that he would love to know that the Turks were trying
-to board through the gangway port (about twenty
-feet away from him), shook him till he woke, asking:
-"What's the matter?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The Orphan told him excitedly.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Oh, bother the Turks! I don't care a tuppenny
-curse for them; what d'you want to wake me for?"
-and promptly went to sleep again.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>For a few minutes everyone was in a state of nerves,
-expecting at any moment to see the heads of Turks
-appearing at that big opening in the ship's side; the
-noise of firing, on the other side of the ship, rose to
-a perfect frenzy.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Although the Orphan had seen the first attempt
-crumpled up, he could not know what would happen
-to a second, and felt very jumpy, too; but presently
-the firing gradually subsided, and word was passed
-down that all the soldiers there were to go ashore.
-These men unfixed bayonets, strapped on their packs,
-and went on deck, knocking against the sleeping
-midshipman, who cursed them in his juvenile voice. That
-was about three o'clock, and for some time afterwards
-things were very quiet. The Fleet-Surgeon, the
-Orphan, the chief sick-berth steward, and Piggy
-Carter snoring against his stanchion, were alone, as
-far as they could see although from the dark recesses
-of the space round them they heard a great multitude
-of snores of every variety. The Orphan's launch's
-crew had not been seen since they had come inboard,
-and no doubt four of those snores belonged to
-them.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The Orphan himself dozed off once or twice, but
-kept on being awakened by bursts of firing. He did
-not want to go to sleep, for fear of missing any of the
-excitement, so went and leant up against the edge of
-the gangway port, only putting his nose out, because
-bullets were still coming along from those snipers
-on the low sea walls which jutted into the sea on this
-side. A cool breeze blew in through the port and
-made a pleasant "popple" against his launch, which
-was bumping gently against the side of the </span><em class="italics">River
-Clyde</em><span>. It was raining a little, and the cool drops on
-his forehead were jolly refreshing.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Even standing there he could not keep awake; his
-brain began to lull itself with the burbling noise of the
-sea and the boat, until suddenly the most appalling,
-panic-stricken shrieks came from overhead, and the
-noise of heavy boots trampling along the deck.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The Orphan, with his heart in his mouth, dashed to
-the foot of the ladder, just in time to see a half-naked
-figure, his chest and neck swathed in blood-stained
-bandages, throw himself over the coaming of the
-hatchway above him; dragging a blanket after him
-he came scrambling down the ladder, yelling that the
-Turks had boarded the ship and were bayoneting
-everyone on deck. There happened to be the sound
-of many feet running about overhead at the time, and
-for a moment the Orphan was entirely terror-struck—his
-heart really seemed to stop beating; but the
-Fleet-Surgeon, jumping to his feet, seized the man, who
-was still yelling, "Save me! save me! the Turks will
-get me; they're bayoneting everyone!" cursed him,
-and told him to lie down in a corner and cover himself
-with his blanket.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>With another yell the man tore himself away,
-shrieked out that "it wasn't safe anywhere in the ship";
-and before the Orphan could stop him, he dashed to
-the big gangway port and half-fell, half-slid down the
-ladder into the launch. There, in the stern-sheets, he
-coiled himself up, covered himself with his blanket,
-and appeared to go to sleep.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Nightmare, that's what's the matter with him,"
-the Fleet-Surgeon said, a little shakily. "If he prefers
-to lie there in the rain and the sniping, he can.
-Phew! it gave me a bit of a fright."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Piggy Carter snored peacefully—even through this
-incident.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>After it, nothing exciting happened for a long time.
-Occasionally a few solitary rifle-shots rang out, and
-sometimes there were rapid bursts of heavy musketry
-and volleys. Those two field-guns kept on, at
-intervals, all through the night, but by now they were
-accustomed to them. Dr. O'Neill, who was trying to
-sleep, would curse whenever he heard three or four
-sniping shots, and then perhaps a volley in reply.
-"Curse those snipers!" he would growl; "they'll
-start the whole lot of them off again, and I can't
-sleep."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Eventually the Orphan must have fallen asleep, for
-the next time he remembered anything it was growing
-dimly light. He looked out of that big opening
-in the side, away over the grey water—absolutely still
-now—and made out the obscure shape of a battleship,
-the </span><em class="italics">Albion</em><span>, he knew. To the left he saw, gradually
-becoming distinct, the lower walls and fantastically
-crumbled ruins of the Sedd-el-Bahr castle stretching
-out into the Straits. Putting his head out and looking
-for'ard, along the side of the </span><em class="italics">River Clyde</em><span>—rather
-nervously, because he did not know that the snipers
-behind those projecting ruins had been withdrawn—he
-saw two great round bastions and a huge curtain-wall
-with its battlemented parapet—the main "keep"
-of the old castle. Down at his feet the "nightmare"
-man lay in the launch's stern-sheets fast asleep.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Inside the </span><em class="italics">River Clyde</em><span> there was now sufficient
-light to see that they had spent the night in a big
-cargo space, littered with boxes of stores and
-ammunition, and quite a hundred men lay there soundly
-sleeping. By the Red Cross badges and by the Red
-Cross marks on the panniers and store boxes among
-them, he knew that they were R.A.M.C. orderlies.
-Two men with blood-stained bandages lay on stretchers—also
-asleep—and near them his launch's crew. On
-the opposite side of the ship he saw the planks which
-filled in the opposite gangway, and close to it a heap
-of "something" covered with a tarpaulin.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Piggy Carter had gone, and so had Dr. O'Neill and
-the chief sick-berth steward.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Everything seemed quiet and peaceful, except for
-some solitary rifle-shots which came, every now and
-again, from the direction of the cliffs.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>A man walked down the ladder smoking a pipe, and
-winding a woollen scarf round his head in turban
-fashion. The Orphan recognized him as his
-R.N.D. friend of the maxims.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Hullo, youngster! want a smoke? Try one of my
-'gaspers'."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The Orphan, who was dying for a cigarette, took
-one and lighted it. "Did the Turks try again?" he
-asked.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The Sub-lieutenant shook his head. "Come over
-here," he said, and showed him the holes made by
-three 8-inch shells in the deck above, and in the side
-of the ship where they had gone out.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"That was when we were coming along here.
-Lucky they didn't burst, for our chaps were packed
-as thick as thieves. One had his head taken clean
-off—nothing left of it; two others were killed—we stuck
-'em down there in the hold."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The Orphan, looking down through the hatch, was
-glad he couldn't see them.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"There are a lot more 'deaders' under that
-tarpaulin. Come on deck—your Doctor is 'nosing
-round' there."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>When they went up the ladder, the Orphan concealed
-his cigarette in his hand. But Dr. O'Neill
-was not worrying about a midshipman, under eighteen
-years of age, smoking; he was examining the wounded
-on the stretchers lying under the bulwarks, and looked
-very old and haggard in the dim light of the dawn.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The two donkeys seemed horribly miserable, nosing
-wearily at some dirty straw and cabbage-leaves on the
-deck. "Poor little blighters!" said the Sub-lieutenant.
-"They've not been really happy since one of those
-shells went through the deck between them—look at
-the hole it made. We've brought them along with
-us, from Port Said, to carry ammunition—poor little
-chaps!" and he fondled them as they put up their
-noses to be petted.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>He was a very restless individual, and seemed not
-in the least affected by the strain of the last
-twenty-four hours. He pointed out the grey cliffs of Cape
-Helles. They seemed uncomfortably close, and looked
-right down upon the deck.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"That's where those snipers are—they're there still—I
-thought so—d'you hear that?" (a bullet pinged
-past); "you needn't worry—they can't shoot for toffee.
-If we move about and show ourselves, some more of
-them will start potting at us. Let's try!"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The Orphan found himself crouching behind one of
-the donkeys, but stood up again as his extremely cool
-friend laughed at him.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Dr. O'Neill now sent him to collect a dozen of those
-sleeping orderlies and start handing the wounded
-men, in their stretchers, down the ladder from the
-upper deck, and then down into the launch. They
-were very sleepy, and not too inclined to stir
-themselves; but he found a weather-beaten
-R.A.M.C. sergeant—a regular "terror"—who soon began
-"rousting them up". For the next hour this job
-kept him busy, his maxim-gun friend sitting all the
-time on top of the hatchway, smoking his pipe
-contentedly and warning him whenever the snipers from
-the cliff became too busy. "Better keep under cover
-for a bit, sonny," he would sing out; "your chaps are
-getting on their nerves." He never shifted his own
-position, although he was entirely in view; and after
-a few minutes, would call down: "All right; you can
-carry on!", and the Orphan and the orderlies would
-rush up, and start moving more men down. It was
-quite safe moving them along, under the bulwarks;
-but what the Orphan did not like was taking them
-across the deck, and lifting them over the coaming,
-with the delay there, whilst men standing on the
-steps of the ladder took charge of the stretcher.
-Those cliffs seemed so horribly near.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>At last they had all been struck down below, and
-the Orphan was listening to a very humorous
-dissertation from his loquacious friend, on the merits of
-different kinds of rifles (they were both standing at
-the foot of the ladder, and it was broad daylight),
-when suddenly there was a roaring noise, followed
-immediately afterwards by a most terrific explosion,
-which made them both quail, and made the </span><em class="italics">River
-Clyde</em><span> tremble as though a mine had exploded under
-her bows. The youthful orderlies handing the
-stretchers down into the launch dashed for cover,
-their nerves much "rattled"; but the Orphan and
-his friend, recovering themselves, jumped across to
-the gangway port to see what had happened. As
-they did so, the </span><em class="italics">Albion</em><span>—perhaps a thousand yards
-away—fired one of the 12-inch guns in her fore turret,
-and another terrific thunder-clap crashed out as a
-lyddite shell burst against one of the big bastions of
-the castle. When the smoke cleared away, they saw
-that the top half of it had been almost destroyed.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The R.N.D. Sub-lieutenant grinned. "'Finished'
-that battery of maxims they had up there all day
-yesterday; we couldn't turn them out." The </span><em class="italics">Albion</em><span>
-continued to fire her big shells, and the bursting of the
-high explosive against the solid masonry of the castle,
-not more than 250 yards from the </span><em class="italics">River Clyde</em><span>, made
-the most overwhelming and overpowering noise
-inside the poor old ship. Some of those youthful
-orderlies were very nerve-shaken indeed.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>A steamboat came alongside soon afterwards, and
-Dr. O'Neill, singing out that he would borrow her to
-tow away the wounded, went up on deck.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The Orphan, very anxious to have another look
-round, followed him to the superstructure deck, and
-there he left him talking to a white-haired naval
-Captain in khaki—the Beach-master of "V" beach—and
-a big, burly, red-faced man, in very much stained
-khaki, with Commander's shoulder-straps. This was
-Commander Unwin, who had won the Victoria Cross
-the day before.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The midshipman went for'ard to where some army
-officers and signalmen were standing watching the
-shore. From there he saw the foc's'le, the maxims,
-and the sand-bags behind which he had crouched.
-He could not see the lighters and pontoons because
-they were hidden by the fo'c'sle, but right in front of
-him was the great mediæval castle of Sedd-el-Bahr,
-with its bastion towers—one of which he had just
-seen demolished—its curtain-walls, and arched
-gateway at which he had fired that maxim. Farther to
-the right, the height of the walls decreased as they
-jutted out into the Straits; they were much battered
-about, and, in several places, huge breaches had been
-blown in them by the ships' guns. Fallen masonry
-sloped down from these breaches into the sea itself.
-Scrambling along the rocks below the walls, and
-wading through the shallow water round the masses
-of fallen masonry, he saw many of our soldiers.
-Officers were evidently forming them up below the
-breaches; men were crawling up these slopes and
-kneeling down in front of barbed-wire entanglements,
-which he could plainly see across the top of one
-breach; somewhere close by a maxim spluttered, and
-a few single shots—whether English or Turkish he
-did not know—rang out. The </span><em class="italics">Albion's</em><span> shells were
-now bursting some way in rear of these breaches.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Close to the water's edge, sheltered by some rocks,
-a dark-blue army signal-flag began waving to and fro.
-The Orphan could "take in" Morse, and spelt out
-"R-E-A-D-Y T-O A-D-V-A-N-C-E". He heard
-one of the signallers standing behind him repeat this,
-and a tired, weary voice called out: "Signal to the
-</span><em class="italics">Albion</em><span> to cease fire." He heard the rustle of the
-Morse flag signalling to the ship; a minute later the
-signaller called out: "They've taken it in, sir."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The weary voice sang out again, in the most
-matter-of-fact way: "Tell Colonel Doughty-Wylie to carry
-on the advance—as arranged;" and, fearfully excited,
-he heard the blue flag behind him whipping backwards
-and forwards, and saw the blue flag on shore
-answering.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Then men seemed to appear in hundreds; they
-swarmed at the feet of those breaches, and began
-dodging and climbing up them. Rifle-fire burst out,
-maxims rattled, and the Orphan held his breath to
-watch what was happening; but then he was pulled
-away, and Dr. O'Neill, savage with rage, ordered
-him back to the boat. "I've been looking for you
-everywhere; now's our chance to get away to the
-hospital ship." So, very reluctantly, he went back
-to the launch.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>As he and Dr. O'Neill were going down the ladder,
-at the foot of which they had spent most of such an
-exciting night, a big man, his face wrapped in
-bandages, rushed down after them, and wanted to know
-if it was necessary for him to go off to a hospital
-ship. His tunic was soaked in blood.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"I feel all right; I don't want to go," he said.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Take off those bandages," Dr. O'Neill snapped,
-and he rapidly unwound them.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Dr. O'Neill sniffed.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"It's my nose, I think, sir."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Hang it, man! you've not got a wound anywhere.
-Who was the fool who wrapped you up like that and
-sent you back?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"One of the ambulance men. Can I go back?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Of course you can. Get out of it!" and, intensely
-relieved, the man, a magnificently built sapper of the
-West Riding Field Company, darted up the ladder
-on his way ashore.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"That comes of having half-trained idiots,"
-Dr. O'Neill snapped, as he went down into the launch.
-"A stone thrown up by a bullet must have hit his
-nose and made it bleed. He looked confoundedly
-pleased to get another chance of being killed—the
-fool. Shove off? Of course you can! D'you think
-I want to stay here all day? Tell the steamboat to
-take us to the hospital ship."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>So off they went with their wounded, and as the
-boats cleared the stern of the </span><em class="italics">River Clyde</em><span>, and the
-high cliffs came into view, a sniper up there sent a
-last bullet pinging over them. He did not fire again,
-and in a couple of minutes or so they were out of
-range, and being towed towards the crowds of ships
-of all sorts which were lying off the end of the
-Peninsula; the noise of the rifle-firing gradually fading
-away as they left it behind.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>It was a perfectly glorious morning—about six
-o'clock—and the Orphan was fearfully hungry—too
-excited still to feel sleepy. As they were towed across
-the bows of the </span><em class="italics">Cornwallis</em><span>, she saw the wounded
-lying in the launch, and waited for them to pass
-before firing her fore turret again—she was shelling
-Achi Baba. In twenty minutes the steamboat towed
-the launch alongside the hospital ship </span><em class="italics">Sicilia</em><span>, and
-left her there.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Dr. O'Neill scrambled up the ladder, and told the
-Orphan he could come too. "We may get a cup of
-coffee," he said, less harshly than usual.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>After the scenes they had just left, the </span><em class="italics">Sicilia</em><span> was
-so quiet and peaceful that when they were taken into
-her saloon, trod on the thick carpet, and sank on
-soft, plush-covered settees, the Orphan fell asleep,
-even before his cup of coffee was brought.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>It was after half-past eight when the launch, now
-emptied, reached the </span><em class="italics">Achates</em><span>. The Sub was on
-watch. "You won't be wanted until the afternoon;
-go and have a bath, something to eat, and turn into
-my bunk," he said.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Down in the gun-room Uncle Podger, the Pimple,
-Rawlinson, and the China Doll were just finishing
-breakfast. They all shouted questions at him, and
-he was also talking and answering them when the
-Sub came down and cleared them all out.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Leave him alone!" he roared angrily. "Let
-him have his food in peace and turn in; he hasn't
-had any sleep for forty-eight hours."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"I had a bit last night," the Orphan expostulated;
-he rather wanted to tell them about firing the maxim.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Do as I tell you."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Are things going on all right?" he ventured to ask.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"I don't know," growled the Sub. "Go on with
-your breakfast."</span></p>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 4em">
-</div>
-<p class="center pfirst" id="the-beach-party"><span class="bold large">CHAPTER XI</span></p>
-<p class="center pnext"><span class="bold large">The Beach Party</span></p>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 2em">
-</div>
-<p class="pfirst"><span>We must now follow the adventures of the Pink Rat,
-Bubbles, the Lamp-post, and the fifty men of their
-beach party whom we had left being towed across to
-the </span><em class="italics">Newmarket</em><span> on Saturday night.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>On board her had embarked details of Royal
-Engineers, Army Service Corps, and a weak company
-of the "Anson" Battalion, Royal Naval Division;
-also a Commander (from another ship) who took
-charge of the beach party, and a naval Captain to
-take charge of "W" beach—to act as Beach-master
-there—as soon as the landing commenced.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>This little steamer slowly steamed across from
-Tenedos Island during Saturday night, and on Sunday,
-at daybreak, anchored about twelve hundred yards
-from "W" beach, just as the first of the Lancashires
-jumped out of their boats on to the shore. Almost
-immediately afterwards, stray bullets began to whistle
-over her or splash in the water round her.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The three midshipmen, almost too excited to notice
-these, stood with their hands shading the sun from
-their eyes, trying to pierce the cloud of smoke and
-haze over "W" beach and see what was happening
-beneath it.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The </span><em class="italics">Swiftsure</em><span>, quite close to them, fired her 7.5-inch
-guns very rapidly, and they were spectators of a most
-beautiful bit of gunnery work. This ship had already
-cleared the Turks away from the trenches running
-along the edges of the lower cliffs, on the left of
-"W" beach, and had driven them over the ridge
-above; now she began bursting shells on the higher
-cliffs, to the right of the beach, and as the smoke
-cloud melted and gave her a clear view of them and
-the little groups of Lancashires forming up beneath
-them, her shells, which had been searching those cliffs
-in a blind, indeterminate way, began bursting with
-the most marvellous accuracy, first in the galleries
-the Turks had cut in the cliff face, and when these
-were cleared, in the trenches above. Shells from the
-</span><em class="italics">Achates</em><span> helped her; but the </span><em class="italics">Swiftsure</em><span> was within
-shorter range and could enfilade them, so that most
-of the credit of stopping the murderous fire of rifles,
-maxims, and nordenfeldts from this position, and of
-driving the Turks away, is due to her. This made it
-possible for the Lancashires, who had already gained
-possession of the top of the low cliffs to the left, to
-press on across the head of the gully, and for those
-still on the beach to advance up it.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>As they advanced, the three tongue-tied midshipmen
-could see them plainly, and as they gained ground,
-so did those shells drop farther along, always some
-fifty or seventy yards in front of them. It was grand
-and most efficient gunnery, a remarkably fine example
-of the co-operation of supporting guns and advancing
-troops. To realize this thoroughly, you must put
-yourself in the place of the men who were actually
-firing her guns, and who, looking through their
-telescopic sights, could actually see the Lancashires in
-the lower half of the field of vision. The slightest
-unsteadiness, the lowering of a sight by a
-hair's-breadth, at the moment when they pressed their
-triggers, would have sent a 200-lb. lyddite shell to
-burst right among them. If there had been the
-slightest roll on the ship this feat would have been
-impossible, but, as you know, the sea was absolutely
-calm.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>All the three midshipmen could do was to gaze,
-open-mouthed, and burst out with excited "Oh's!"
-and "Look at that one!" "Look at them there—up
-there; those are our fellows!" "There's another
-shell, just in front of them! Isn't that grand!"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Then the emptied transports' boats were towed
-alongside by the Orphan, and down into them they
-and their beach party had to scramble. The boat in
-which they found themselves had a pool of blood in
-her stern-sheets, and the thwarts and gunwales were
-smeared with it. They were too excited to pay any
-attention to this, because bullets were flying round
-the </span><em class="italics">Newmarket</em><span> pretty thickly at that time, and they
-had to shove off as quickly as possible, being towed
-inshore with the </span><em class="italics">Swiftsure's</em><span> shells passing over their
-heads.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>This beach party was actually the second unit to
-land, and Bubbles said afterwards that it was exactly
-ten minutes past six when he scrambled out on to a
-large boulder, and found himself at last in the enemy's
-country. As a matter of fact, his watch must have
-been nearly twenty minutes slow.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>They landed, without casualties, among the rocks
-and under the low cliffs to the left of the sandy stretch
-of "W" beach, the calmness of the sea enabling the
-boats to run alongside, and shove themselves between
-the boulders scattered there, without damage. This
-place was hardly exposed to fire, and the whole of the
-beach party scrambled ashore and reached the foot of
-the low cliffs without loss.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Here they were met by a Staff officer, who ordered
-the Commander in charge of them to scale the cliff
-and occupy the trenches along the top.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The men had brought their rifles; were extremely
-pleased at the prospect of getting a shot at the Turks,
-and climbed up eagerly, throwing themselves into a
-broad, shallow trench running along the top. They
-waited for a few stragglers and for the men of the
-"Anson" Battalion, and then the little party of
-perhaps a hundred and fifty men trotted up the slope
-and towards the right, passing across one or two
-communication trenches, many craters made by the ships'
-shells, and one or two dead Lancashires. No one was
-hit in this little "jaunt", although many bullets were
-flying past. At last they were told to lie down in a
-trench—a deeper one—and remain there.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>It was interesting to see the different behaviour of
-the three midshipmen. Bubbles, big and burly,
-bustled along with his elbows bent, his head thrown
-back, a laugh on his face, and his mouth wide open
-as usual, his red face perspiring and the collar of his
-tunic unbuttoned, charging through the little scrub
-bushes and running straight, never looking behind.
-The Pink Rat, with his eyes bulging out of his head,
-dodged and stooped, and set his teeth, very obviously
-conscious of the bullets; whilst the Lamp-post trotted
-along, swinging his long legs, and looking as little
-discomposed as if he was at some silly manoeuvres—possibly
-he was setting the noise of the bullets and
-the ships' shells to music. He was the only one of the
-three who looked back, at all, to see how the men were
-coming along, and to keep his section in something
-like order, preventing them from bunching together—as
-sailors always will—and steadying those who wanted
-to run too fast.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Once in this trench, the Pink Rat was sent along
-to make the men spread out and take cover properly,
-for again they were "bunching". The "Ansons",
-though they were mostly sailors, had had six months'
-military training, and so did not want telling what to do.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Next to where Bubbles sprawled, panting and blowing,
-was a bluejacket who, even at this time, had begun
-collecting "curios", and now showed with pride a
-Turkish bayonet and a trenching tool which he had
-picked up on his way. "If I'd left 'em there," he told
-Bubbles, "I'd 'ave never seed them again."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>From the moment he had commenced to scramble
-up the low cliffs and then to trot along the slope above
-them, Bubbles had been entirely oblivious of anything
-except pushing on and saving his breath, but now he
-was able to look about him and see what was happening.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The trench in which he knelt ran almost at right
-angles to the sea and the cliff they had just climbed,
-and whilst the lower portion dipped into the gully
-which led down to the sandy portion of "W" beach,
-the upper part reached the sky-line formed by the
-ridge which extended from the end of the Peninsula,
-parallel to the sea, above the cliffs.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>He, Bubbles, was almost in the middle of the trench,
-with most of the beach party lower down, and the
-"Ansons" above him. Looking along it and up the
-slope, he saw that the sky-line was, here and there,
-dotted by soldiers lying prone, and apparently firing
-inland. Straight in front of him the ground sloped
-a little downwards to the gully, to the ruins of a little
-house—a farm-building, perhaps—and then gradually
-rose again, rising with the higher cliffs beyond "W"
-beach, till it reached the spot where the white
-lighthouse buildings of Cape Helles stood very
-conspicuously. There it made another sky-line, perhaps
-eight hundred yards away from Bubbles, joining up
-with the sky-line of the ridge on his left. Behind,
-where these two sky-lines met, was a small eminence,
-and through his glasses he could see the barbed-wire
-which surrounded it. This was Hill 138, still strongly
-held by the Turks, and had to be taken before "W"
-beach could be used in comfort. Looking downwards
-to the right—where the gully sloped to the sea—a
-strip of "W" beach showed at the foot of the steep
-cliffs facing him there, with the galleries and the
-trenches along the upper edge, from which the </span><em class="italics">Swiftsure's</em><span>
-lyddite and the shells from the </span><em class="italics">Achates</em><span> had
-driven the Turks only three-quarters of an hour ago.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The green slopes were brown with a maze and network
-of trenches, rifle-pits, and shell craters; and
-beyond these the Lancashire Fusiliers still advanced
-towards the lighthouse—pressing forward by rushes
-of little groups; men running a few yards, throwing
-themselves down among the bushes, and firing;
-springing up and advancing again. When Bubbles saw
-a man fall, he could not know whether he was hit—so
-naturally did he fall—unless the line of scattered khaki
-figures went on and left him lying there. The
-</span><em class="italics">Swiftsure's</em><span> shells screeching over the trench in which
-Bubbles knelt, burst continually just in front of them.
-Firing was very brisk at this time, both on the ridge
-to his left and also from the sky-line near the
-lighthouse, and the crackling of musketry and the angry
-swish of bullets over the trench were almost
-continuous—minor noises among the deep, thundering
-bellow of the ships' guns and the rush of their shells.
-The Pink Rat came along the trench, stooping well down.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"What's going on? What are we supposed to be
-doing?" Bubbles asked as he stopped for a moment.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Doing support to the firing-line," he squeaked,
-and hurried along with a message for the "Ansons".</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Left to himself again, Bubbles looked out across the
-blue waters of the Straits to the Asiatic shore and its
-high mountains fading away in the distance. The
-reddish ridge showing on the Asiatic shore was Kum
-Kali fort, and under it the French fleet was
-hammering away at the shore, the most conspicuous ships
-being the </span><em class="italics">Jeanne d'Arc</em><span>, with her six funnels, and the
-curiously shaped </span><em class="italics">Henri IV</em><span>. Not far from them was
-the lighter grey of the Russian </span><em class="italics">Askold</em><span> and her five
-tall, thin funnels, lighted by continuous flashes from
-her guns—the "Packet of Woodbines" the sailors
-called her. Farther away lay the big Messageries
-Maritimes transports, the huge </span><em class="italics">La Provence</em><span>, and rows of
-boats being towed inshore. Destroyers and French
-torpedo-boats dashed about; the whole surface of the
-sea was a mass of ships—one solitary white-painted
-hospital ship among them; and away beyond the
-lighthouse on Cape Helles—far up the Straits—Bubbles
-could hear the heavy guns of the </span><em class="italics">Lord Nelson</em><span> and
-</span><em class="italics">Agamemnon</em><span>, and the 6-inch salvoes of the </span><em class="italics">Queen
-Elizabeth</em><span>. He could not see these ships because the
-cliffs hid them from sight.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Firing died down, and the Lamp-post came sauntering
-along, looking bored, and sat down beside him,
-with his long, thin legs drawn up, resting his chin on
-his knees. "Those are the Plains of Troy," he said,
-pointing across the Straits to the belt of green pastures
-lying behind Kum Kali fort. "We should be able
-to see the ruins of Troy itself," and he got out his
-glasses, and looked disappointed when he failed to find
-them.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Bubbles watched him with amusement. "Go it,
-old Lampy, keep your head in the clouds, and get a
-bullet in it! Who wants to see your silly old Troy!
-let's have some grub. I'm terribly hungry."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>They pulled some stale sandwiches from their
-haversacks, and commenced munching them contentedly.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"I'm jolly glad I'm not the Orphan—out there,"
-said Bubbles, talking with his mouth full, and waving
-a half-eaten sandwich across beyond "W" beach—"pegging
-away in his old steam bus. I wouldn't be
-him for anything."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Jolly hard luck on Rawlins to be left in the ship,"
-added the Lamp-post.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Hello! there's a chap badly knocked
-about—look—dragging himself towards us through the
-grass!" The Lamp-post had "spotted" him about a hundred
-yards away from the trench.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Let's go and give him a hand," suggested Bubbles.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Right oh!" said the Lamp-post, pushing his field-glasses
-back into their case, and together these two
-midshipmen stepped out of the trench and walked
-towards the man. Only a few stray bullets were
-coming along just then. "Hullo! What's up?" they
-asked the soldier when they reached him.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Got me in the knee," he said—his face ghastly
-white—as he turned over on his back, with one leg
-helpless and that trouser-leg soaked in blood.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The Lamp-post knew all about "First Aid"—there
-were not many things he did not know something
-about—and the two midshipmen, kneeling down
-beside him, lashed his two legs together with his
-puttees, and began to carry him back.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>On the way the Lamp-post stumbled once, and the
-wounded man let out a groan: "For God's sake be
-careful!"—but they got him into the trench and laid
-him down. Then the Lamp-post crumpled up.
-"Something gave me an awful whack when I stumbled,"
-he said; "I believe I'm hit," and put his hand
-to his side.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Bubbles, frightened, made him lie down, and examined
-him. "There's no blood outside—I can't find
-any—oh! but look here!" and he lifted up the field-glass
-case. It had a slanting hole right across it, and
-when he wrenched out the glasses themselves, the
-"joining" piece had a ragged notch in it, and a small
-piece of torn white metal had been caught in it.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"My aunt! Old chap, that's a bit of nickel casing—a
-bullet hit it—you </span><em class="italics">are</em><span> a lucky chap! If you hadn't
-put those glasses away you'd have been a 'deader'."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The two snotties examined the field-glasses eagerly,
-and passed them to the men close by. They all
-looked at the Lamp-post as if they envied him very
-much, and Bubbles kept on gurgling: "You are a
-lucky chap, Lampy!"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>They hunted to see if there was a bruise under the
-Lamp-post's shirt, and were disappointed when they
-found none.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"It feels jolly sore," the Lamp-post said as he felt
-the place.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"There'll sure to be a bruise to-morrow," Bubbles
-gurgled excitedly; "you </span><em class="italics">are</em><span> a lucky beggar."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>By this time the stretcher-parties were already out,
-and they handed over their wounded "knee" man to
-some of them. The others went up past the trench
-towards the firing-line, searching the grass and bushes.
-The two snotties watched them moving about. They
-would go across to a bush, stoop down, and Bubbles
-and the Lamp-post would know that a man was lying
-hidden there. If someone sat up between them, or
-they put down and opened out their stretcher, they
-knew they had found a wounded man. If nothing
-happened, and they went on with their stretcher, still
-folded, they knew that it was a dead man who was
-lying there.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>More soldiers now began coming up the gully, extending
-in long lines as they debouched at the top of
-it. They turned to the left, coming over the trench,
-and marching up to the slope behind and to the left.
-A bluejacket shouted out: "Who are you, matey?" "Essex!"
-they called back as they scrambled past,
-panting beneath their heavy packs. A youthful
-subaltern, struggling under the weight of his, stopped a
-moment to get Bubbles and the Lamp-post to hold it
-up, whilst he pulled the webbing-straps more tightly.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Thanks! that's better," and off he went.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Good luck!" they sang out after him.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Almost directly after this, the order came for the
-"Ansons" and the beach party to fall back to the
-beach. "That finishes soldiering; now we've got to
-be labourers," the men grumbled as they straggled
-down the gully, helping any wounded they met on
-the way.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>And now they saw that horrible line of dead, lying
-at the water's edge, with the sea lapping round their
-legs and bodies, and the men hanging over the rows
-of barbed wire.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"It's rotten. It spoils all the fun," said the
-Lamp-post, as he stepped across the body of a very
-finely-made man lying face downwards in the sand, one
-hand still gripping his rifle, and the fingers of the
-other still dug into the sand. "Look at those bits of
-firewood in the straps of his pack. Poor chap! He'll
-never want them to cook his food with. It's rather
-rotten, isn't it?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Don't be an ass," Bubbles said comfortingly. He
-wasn't much of a philosopher, and these sights did
-not affect him.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>It was now about half-past nine, and by this time a
-large number of boats, full of stores, had wedged
-themselves among the rocks—farther along, where the
-beach party had landed—and the crews were throwing
-them out, shoving off, and going back for more.
-Army Service Corps men were already taking charge
-of them and taking them higher up the beach; the
-Sappers were already busy building a pier with casks
-and pontoons; and among all this hustle and bustle,
-the wounded sat or lay huddled up against the foot of
-the cliffs, waiting whilst the army doctors went from
-one to the other. The first thing that the Lamp-post
-and Bubbles had to do was to drive six stakes into the
-beach whilst six buoys were being moored, some sixty
-yards out, in the sea, and then stretch hawsers from
-each stake to its opposite buoy—as you have read
-before. That took a good hour, and when the big
-lighters came hauling themselves into these rope
-"gangways" they and their men had to unload them.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Whenever there was not a boat to unload, there
-were wounded men to carry down to the empty boats.
-They were not idle for a moment, and all the time
-stray bullets were falling on the beach and occasionally
-wounding some of the men there. One of the
-Lamp-post's "section" got a bullet in his side and
-had to be sent off to the </span><em class="italics">Achates</em><span>, but no other of the
-beach party was hit that day. However, they were
-all much too busy to worry about, or even notice, these
-bullets, and never had a "stand easy" until about two
-o'clock, when they watched the shells from the </span><em class="italics">Albion</em><span>
-and </span><em class="italics">Cornwallis</em><span> bursting round Hill 138, beyond the
-lighthouse ridge, and listened to the </span><em class="italics">Swiftsure's</em><span> shells
-screaming overhead again to burst in front of the
-advancing Worcesters. They hastily munched a bit
-of biscuit and tore off a bit of bully beef, had a pull at
-their nearly empty water-bottles; but more lighters
-coming in, crammed with stores, they went on with
-their work. Much heavy firing went on, stray bullets
-flipped about in all directions, and by half-past three
-they heard that the Worcesters had captured the hill;
-and, half an hour later still, had to help the wounded
-who streamed back down the gully from that gallant
-little assault.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The Orphan brought them in a barricoe of water
-about this time, but that the wounded drank.
-Fortunately, a water lighter was brought ashore and
-beached shortly afterwards, and the Sappers pumped
-the water into a canvas tank they set up at the water's
-edge, so they didn't really want for long. It was
-rather unpleasant to go and get it, because you had
-to pass along and step across those dead men lying
-there. There was no time to move these, and they
-lay where they had fallen, when scrambling out of
-the boats, all that day and all the night, until next
-morning.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>After the Worcesters captured Hill 138, there was
-very little firing for some time. Later on, before
-sunset, the beach party had the joy of helping to run two
-field-guns out of horse-boats, and helped to haul them
-up the gully with hook-ropes—hauling them almost
-as high as the trench they had occupied in the early
-morning, then hurrying back for their limbers.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"What a thing to remember!" the Lamp-post said,
-patting the tarpaulin-covered gun, and panting with
-the exertion of hauling it up the steep gully. "Fancy
-helping with the very first gun to land!"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Dusk came, and night fell grey and calm. Flares—oil
-flares, the same as those one sees over a green-grocer's
-barrow, in a market, at home—were lighted and
-placed along the beach. No one had a "stand easy".</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"What have you got?" would be shouted as a
-loaded boat crept in through the dark. "Come over
-this way—haul on that rope under your bows—that's
-better—there's room here."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Perhaps they were Ordnance stores or Army Service
-stores—each had to be kept apart—the coloured
-stripes on the boxes would be scanned by the light of
-a lantern or of the flares. The bluejackets hoisted
-them on to the shore, and placed them in separate
-heaps for the soldier working-parties to take away to
-their proper "depots", already formed, one on one
-side of the gully, the other on the other side. Hour
-after hour this work went on; the men commenced to
-realize that they were almost "played out", and,
-without thinking, would throw themselves down and
-rest whenever there was the chance. Rifle-fire grew
-as the night went on, and wounded came back with
-stories of strong Turkish counter-attacks on the ridge
-beyond the cliffs. If they had had time to notice it
-they would have heard one continuous splutter of
-musketry, but they were too tired to do anything
-except go on working mechanically.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>At about midnight things became serious. Several
-men on the beach had been hit by stray bullets, and
-word was passed round to put out all the flares; news
-came that the troops up above were exhausted and
-running short of ammunition, and eventually the
-order ran along the beach: "Everyone with a rifle
-to fall in!"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The bluejacket beach party dropped their boxes
-and groped for their rifles, fell in, and were marched
-by the Lamp-post and Bubbles up the gully again.
-The Pink Rat dashed about carrying orders from the
-Commander and the Beach-master.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Those who had no rifles were told to get hold of
-ammunition-boxes and find their way up to the firing-line.
-The position was really serious at this time,
-though Bubbles and the Lamp-post were much too
-stupefied with fatigue to realize this.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Once up at the top of the gully, someone gave the
-order to turn to the left, and led the beach party up
-the slope. Things were evidently pretty lively; the
-air seemed alive with bullets, and the ridge was
-outlined by spurts of flame. They came to a trench
-running parallel with, and below, this ridge, and were
-told to lie down in it. "Line out, men! You may be
-wanted to reinforce the firing-trench in front. Don't
-fire unless you get the order," and the officer,
-whoever he was, disappeared in the dark, leaving Bubbles
-and the Lamp-post—now thoroughly awake—to spread
-their men along the trench. Some of their friends—the
-Ansons—joined them, and presently the
-Beach-master, the Commander, and the Pink Rat found
-them too.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>For an hour they lay there doing nothing, Bubbles
-and the Lamp-post lying flat on their stomachs, next
-to a Staff officer at a telephone, who told them from
-time to time how things were "going". They both
-hoped that the front trench </span><em class="italics">would</em><span> require reinforcing.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Then they were taken out of that trench, and
-brought back to one still farther in the rear—almost
-on the edge of the cliffs. The men, losing interest,
-coiled up and went to sleep.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Some time afterwards there were calls for "volunteers
-to carry up ammunition"—the firing-line was
-"shrieking" for more cartridges.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Let's go!" the Lamp-post suggested. "We're
-not doing any good here; we can carry boxes all right."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>They found the Commander, who gave them leave.
-"Be careful," he said; "and you're not to stop up
-there."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>They scrambled to their right, to the foot of the
-gully, and found the stacked ammunition-boxes by
-marking the line of men who came from them
-carrying boxes on their shoulders.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>They seized a box between them. A small man—it
-was the Beach-master's servant—was trying to lift
-one on his shoulder. The three of them took the two
-between them—Bubbles gripping a loop of each
-box—and together they "lugged" them up the gully.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>At the top stood someone shouting out: "You go
-straight on along the edge of the cliff.—Keep along
-the Turks' trench there, as far as you can go; that'll
-take you right.—You go straight up the slope, away
-from the sea.—You get along to the left, as far as you
-can go—keep going uphill."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>As the Lamp-post, Bubbles, and the little servant
-came panting up, he sent them along the edge of the
-cliff, in the lighthouse direction. "Hurry along!"
-he called after them. "Keep along the trench."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Off they went as fast as they could; an ill-assorted
-trio, for the Lamp-post's long legs and the servant's
-short ones did not keep step. The little man panted
-in the rear, but kept on bravely; Bubbles's two hands
-soon began to be cramped.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>They found the trench and followed it. The night
-was almost pitch-dark; but the rifle-firing ahead, to
-the left of them, gave an unsteady light, just sufficient
-for them to see the dark line of the trench. On their
-right, the cool wind blew gently up from the sea and
-the edge of the cliffs; it seemed to be humming with
-bullets. People kept meeting them—appearing out
-of the darkness, bumping into them, and disappearing;
-all had the same cry—"Hurry up!" as they
-dashed down for more ammunition.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"How much farther?" Bubbles, whose hands were
-so cramped that he could not now feel his fingers,
-called to a passing soldier.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"A hundred yards," the man shouted as he ran past.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The Lamp-post caught his foot in something and
-fell; the box of ammunition fell out of Bubbles's
-cramped fingers—fell on something soft—a dead man.
-The Lamp-post jumped up, seized the box, hoisted it
-on his shoulder, and disappeared ahead; Bubbles and
-the servant followed with the other.</span></p>
-<div class="align-center auto-scaled figure margin" style="width: 65%" id="figure-66">
-<span id="the-lamp-post-jumped-up-seized-the-box-hoisted-it-on-his-shoulder-and-disappeared-ahead"></span><img class="align-center block" style="display: block; width: 100%" alt="&quot;THE LAMP-POST JUMPED UP, SEIZED THE BOX, HOISTED IT ON HIS SHOULDER, AND DISAPPEARED AHEAD&quot;" src="images/img-158.jpg" />
-<div class="caption centerleft figure-caption margin">
-<span class="italics">"THE LAMP-POST JUMPED UP, SEIZED THE BOX, HOISTED IT ON HIS SHOULDER, AND DISAPPEARED AHEAD"</span></div>
-</div>
-<p class="pnext"><span>They were very near the front trench now; the
-whole ridge near the lighthouse and to the left of
-them was almost continuously outlined by the flashes
-of incessant musketry.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Bubbles panted—his ear-drums were splitting—the
-little servant was catching his breath with
-half-frightened gulps. Then they cannoned against a
-bend in the trench, and were going on, when a gruff
-voice sang out: "Put it down here! Keep your
-heads down, damn you! Cut away back for more!"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The Lamp-post joined them, breathing hard, and
-together, empty-handed, they ran back as fast as the
-narrowness of the trench and the darkness would
-allow them; the noise of the bullets coming along
-from behind, and pinging round their ears, making
-them go faster.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Those two field-guns began firing just about then,
-lighting up the whole place with the glare of their
-flash, so that they could see, every time they fired,
-the trench in front of them, and the "drawn" faces
-of the men coming along it with more ammunition-boxes.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The noise of these guns and their bursting shrapnel
-was most comforting. They realized then why it is
-that soldiers so love the sound of supporting guns.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>They regained the gully, dashed down it, and got
-hold of more ammunition. Each of the midshipmen
-put a box on his shoulder this time, and left the little
-servant to bring up a case by himself as best he could.
-On their way along the trench, at a place where it
-was deep and narrow, they had to push past two men
-crouching together.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"What's the matter? What are you doing?" they
-asked, taking a breather.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"We're wounded," they answered in a dull, stupid way.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Can you walk?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Yes."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Well, don't block up the place. Get away back
-to the beach."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>When they returned, these two were still there.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The Lamp-post had tripped over their feet and
-their rifles, and they blocked the trench.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Where are you wounded?" he asked savagely.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"In the arm," one said, holding his right arm;
-the other growled sullenly that he'd been hit in the
-shoulder.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Like lightning the Lamp-post pulled up the man's
-sleeve and his shirt-sleeve, and ran his fingers up the
-arm. He tore open the other man's tunic, and passed
-his hand under his shirt and over his shoulder—felt
-nothing—felt no blood on his hands—looked at them
-as a field-gun flashed, and found none.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Get out of it!" he yelled at them. "You're
-neither of you touched."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"We ain't 'ad nothink to eat since last night," one
-of them whined.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Get out of it!" the Lamp-post kept yelling. "Go
-back to your regiment," and losing his temper
-completely, as the two men never attempted to move,
-struck one in the face—hard; but he was so absolutely
-cowed and exhausted that he only uttered a pitiful
-moan, and sunk a little farther down in the trench.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"If you are here when I come back," the Lamp-post
-hissed, "I'll shoot the two of you!" and the two
-snotties doubled back for more ammunition, passing
-the little servant staggering along under his load.
-"I'm all right, sir!" he gasped as they passed along
-the trench. When they did come back for the third
-time, those two men had disappeared, they never
-knew where. They were the only panic-stricken men
-they saw that day or night.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>On their third return journey the volume of fire
-was appreciably lessening, and they brought back
-word that no more ammunition was wanted in that
-direction. They were sent back to the beach party,
-and wandered about for a long time on the exposed
-slope above the gully until they stumbled across
-them, and reported themselves to the Commander.
-"We took up six cases between us, and the Captain's
-servant—that little chap—took up two at least." Then
-they flung themselves down beside their friend with
-the telephone, who told them that "all was gay".</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Most of the men in that trench were sound asleep,
-and the two tired snotties would have fallen asleep
-too, had not the Pink Rat glided along the trench to
-ask them where they'd been and what they'd done.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"I should have loved it," he kept on saying, "only
-the Commander wouldn't let me go."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>They did not altogether believe him.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Rifle-firing had now dwindled to an occasional shot
-from some nervous rifle. The Turks by this time had
-given up any idea of pushing our people back into
-the sea, and only the two field-guns kept up a
-monotonous barking all night through.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Just before dawn the beach party was withdrawn,
-and staggered down to "W" beach to commence
-another day's work; and, later on, Bubbles overheard
-one horny A.B. explain to a fat A.S.C. sergeant:
-"If those soldier chaps 'ad given way a bit, us chaps
-would 'ave 'ad a chawnce; but they 'eld on—the silly
-blighters!"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>That beach party, ever afterwards, had a grievance.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Before the men "set to" again, they were given a
-little time to get food. Then they started to unload
-more stores. Stores simply poured ashore: clumsy
-bulky things like water-carts—more guns—two
-60-pounder "heavy" guns and their limbers (these were
-placed in position behind the ridge, almost at the end
-of the Peninsula)—reels of telephone cable—tents for
-stores—hundreds and hundreds of boxes of
-ammunition—balks of timber for piers.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Horses began to arrive—big fellows for the heavy
-guns—Clydesdales perhaps—great lovable fellows
-with a roguish eye for the beach, which made the
-sailors love them all the more. These last they
-handled as no one else in the world can handle them.
-Give a bluejacket anything on four feet, from an
-elephant to a pig, and he'll get it ashore all right.
-They've got "a way with them", and can coax a
-nervous horse or an obstinate mule better than
-anyone else—or think they can, which is more than half
-the battle. Perhaps the whole secret lies in the fact
-that they are so accustomed to shifting heavy weights
-that, if a beast resists all their blandishments, they
-know that hauling on to a rope passed round their
-"sterns" will work the oracle.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Luckily, by the time they reached the shore in
-horse-boats, these poor, patient creatures had gone
-through so many extraordinary experiences that they
-did not worry much what happened to them. It was
-grand to see their pleasure when they felt firm ground
-once more under their feet and, when they were taken
-up the gully, saw grass growing once again. Mules
-came—mules in hundreds; but nobody can be really
-fond of a mule—not in a passing acquaintance, anyway.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The Sappers made great headway with their pier of
-trestles, casks, and planks—No. 3 Pier—some way to
-the east of the pontoons they had placed in position,
-the day before, and called No. 2 Pier. They also
-discovered a freshwater spring at the foot of the cliffs,
-about two hundred yards beyond "W" beach. The
-discovery of this seems now a little matter, hardly
-worth recording; but quite possibly it was the most
-important event of the twenty-four hours.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>That day, also, the few Turkish prisoners who had
-been captured, unwounded, set to work with a will to
-build a small breakwater, which eventually became
-the base of No. 1 Pier.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The "Howe" Battalion, R.N.D., also began
-making roadways.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Work for the beach party became slacker towards
-night, not because there was less to do, but because
-the men were absolutely "played out". Officers and
-men had a regular "stand off", after dark, and a
-proper meal. They also had time to peg off the site
-for the naval camp with ropes, just below the Ordnance
-Store Depots, and to lay down some strips of canvas
-on the sandy ground. They were also put in two
-"watches", half of them working for four hours, and
-the other half working for the next four, and so on.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Bubbles, who had the first watch "off", crept under
-his bit of canvas and fell asleep in a "brace of shakes",
-whilst the Lamp-post stalked back to the beach with
-his own section of men, and went on working. If it
-had been light enough to see that young officer's face,
-you would have noticed that his eyes seemed to have
-sunk back into his head, and that he kept on biting
-his lips to keep himself awake.</span></p>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 4em">
-</div>
-<p class="center pfirst" id="off-cape-helles"><span class="bold large">CHAPTER XII</span></p>
-<p class="center pnext"><span class="bold large">Off Cape Helles</span></p>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 2em">
-</div>
-<p class="pfirst"><span>The movements of the transports, store ships, and
-auxiliaries of all kinds were controlled from the
-</span><em class="italics">Achates</em><span>, and to cope with this work additional officers
-had been attached to her. An Admiral hoisted his
-flag in her, and brought his Staff, including two
-Assistant Clerks; three Captains joined as Naval Transport
-Officers—"N.T.O.'s"—and round her gangways
-hovered, night and day, a restless crowd of steamboats,
-picket-boats, and pinnaces—lent for various purposes
-from other ships. Each of these steamboats had its
-midshipman—some of them two, working watch and
-watch, twenty-four hours "on", and twenty-four hours
-"off" duty—with the result that the Honourable Mess
-was completely overrun with strangers.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>With the Pink Rat, the Lamp-post, and Bubbles
-away </span><em class="italics">all</em><span> the time, the Orphan, the Hun, and
-Rawlins—who relieved these, two in turn—away </span><em class="italics">most</em><span> of the
-time, and the Pimple spending most of his days and
-a good many of his nights visiting transports with the
-Navigator, when that officer went away to anchor them
-in their proper places, there was practically no one
-left except Uncle Podger, the China Doll, and the Sub.
-Now the Sub was in charge of all steamboats; it was
-his duty to hoist them out of the water when they
-required repairs, to get the repairs carried out as quickly
-as possible, and then hoist them into the water again.
-He also was in charge of all the coaling and watering
-of these boats. These duties kept him so constantly
-employed that he very seldom spent much time in the
-gun-room. In fact, Barnes generally left something
-in his cabin for him to eat, whenever the opportunity
-permitted.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Of all the Honourable Mess, practically only Uncle
-Podger and the China Doll remained and came to
-meals as before. The result was that, twenty-four
-hours after the </span><em class="italics">Achates</em><span> had anchored off "W" beach,
-the mess groaned under the weight of the Barbarians,
-and the Midianites, in the guise of tired, hungry
-snotties from other ships, and the Admiral's two
-Assistant Clerks had descended, pretty completely,
-on the fruitful land of her gun-room. They crowded
-down into it in their Condy's-fluid-stained "ducks";
-they lay on the cushions and slept; lay in the one
-easy-chair and slept; came in at all hours of the day
-and night, demanding food, and drove the patient
-Barnes and the little messman nearly off their heads.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The miserable little rat of a messman, thoughtless
-of the morrow, and eager to turn an honest penny just
-as quickly as he could, produced all the stores he had
-laid in at Portsmouth and again at Malta—stores
-which had been intended to delight the stomachs of the
-Honourable Mess for many "moons": tins of dainty
-biscuits, cakes, boxes of chocolate and preserved
-fruit, bottles of anchovies, jars of bloater and anchovy
-paste, jars of Oxford marmalade, and tins of Oxford
-sausages and of tongue—and many other rare delicacies,
-impossible now to replace; and this insatiable
-crowd of sojourners realized, like one man, that though
-their work was hard and the hours long, their feet
-were indeed cast in fruitful and pleasing places. Now
-the Pimple and the China Doll worshipped their
-stomachs with an unswerving devotion, unalloyed by
-the pangs of indigestion, so watched these intruders
-working havoc among the gun-room stores with feelings
-of keen agony. They realized, only too well, the
-barrenness which would soon fall to their lot, and they
-implored the Sub to stop these devastating demands
-on luxuries and "extras" before it was too late.
-Worst blow of all: that one last barrel of beer wouldn't
-drip another drop, however hard you blew down the vent.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>But the Sub was so seldom in the gun-room that he
-did not, for the first few days, realize the impending
-danger. It was on the third day, just as he had
-received an imploring, urgent order from the
-Commander, "to hoist in the General's picket-boat and
-hack away a coil of rope which had wrapped itself
-round the screw and shaft, and get her into the water
-again as quickly as ever he could", that he was waylaid
-by these two young gentlemen, who rushed to him
-with anxious faces. "Can't something be done? It's
-simply awful! One of the </span><em class="italics">Lord Nelson's</em><span> snotties has
-just had his second box—his second box to-day—of
-those "chocs" with walnuts on the top!"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>They ran back much faster than they came; but that
-very day the Sub had the whole tragedy brought
-vividly before him, when, later on, going down to his
-cabin for a cup of tea, and feeling he wanted something
-"tasty", he ordered a pot of anchovy paste.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Barnes came back with a long face. "That 'ere rat
-of a messman, 'e's been and gone and let all of 'em
-strange young gen'l'men 'ave all the han-chovy, sir.
-'E ain't got none left, sir, but 'e 'as just one pot of
-chicken-and-'am what's gone an' got a bit mouldy.
-There won't be 'ardly nothink left of nothink, what
-with them strange young gen'l'men, and the young
-gen'l'men what's gone with the beach parties a-sending
-off chits for this and chits for that, as if this 'ere
-ship was a Lipton's store-shop."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"It's just as bad along in the canteen, for'ard, sir,"
-he added dolefully; "beach parties and all of these
-stranger boats' crews, they've just been and gone and
-raided it, that they 'ave; nothink there now, scarcely,
-but penny bottles of Worcester sauce and tins of
-blackin'. It ain't 'ardly fair; no, nor it isn't."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Even Uncle Podger thought things were going too
-far when one day a midshipman from one of these
-ships ordered four tins of Oxford sausages to be sent
-down to his boat's crew.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"It may be very pretty to watch," he said, finding
-the Sub in his cabin, "but it's rotten bad luck on us."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The Sub was worried. "You see, it's like this," he
-answered; "they're rather like guests, and we can't be
-rude to them. But I'll write out a notice which won't
-hurt their feelings, and may be some good; we'll stick
-it on the notice board."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>He wrote out several; he didn't like any of them,
-and tore them up, saying: "We can't be rude, can
-we?" And then, getting impatient, tore up the last,
-and burst out with: "Well, let the blessed things go,
-and don't let's worry, Uncle, old chap! You and
-I aren't particular."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>So things took their course unchecked, till the
-messman, at the end of ten days or so, announced to the
-rapacious throng, and the miserable Pimple and China
-Doll, that he had nothing left in his private store except
-one bottle of pickles and a bottle of Eno's fruit salt.
-Even that pot of mouldy "chicken-and-ham" had
-been "taken up".</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>It is certain that if the Pimple or the China Doll
-were asked, now, what went on during the days
-following the landing of "The Great Adventure", and what
-struck them most forcibly, both of them would tell of
-the snotty who had eaten two boxes of "walnut chocolates"
-in one day—the two last boxes in the messman's
-store.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The China Doll would also recount days of
-unaccustomed toil, when he was attached to one of the
-Naval Transport Officers as Clerk, and had to copy
-out sailing orders and check lists of arrivals and
-sailings of ships; work which frequently interfered with
-his great delight of climbing to the main-top, and
-looking through the range-finder there (against all orders,
-it may be said) at the shells bursting on the slopes of
-Achi Baba and among the windmills and houses of
-the village of Krithia. For the first few days he had
-felt very proud of his new job, carried a big
-correspondence book about with him, and felt himself as
-important as those very important young officers, the
-Admiral's Assistant Clerks; but as the days wore on,
-it became monotonous and irksome. The Captain
-whom he thus "assisted" was none too gentle with
-his mistakes—which were many—and he wished that
-the old days would return, when he had nothing to do
-but sit on the office stool in front of a ship's ledger, and
-kick his feet against the bulkhead until Uncle Podger
-told him to clear out of it. If only he kicked that
-bulkhead hard enough and often enough, Uncle Podger
-would never keep him long. It had been such a
-pleasant kind of a life, and in those days he had only
-to run into the gun-room and make some cheeky
-remark, to be rolled on the deck and be ragged; but
-even that was finished; the gun-room was no longer
-like home nowadays, for the snotties were mostly
-strangers, who took no notice of him if they were awake;
-and even if the Orphan, Rawlins, or the Hun happened
-to be there, they were much too tired to skylark. With
-the Pimple, who was more often available, he did not
-like skylarking, for the Pimple generally hurt
-him—intentionally.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>So, what with one thing and another, the China
-Doll was not entirely happy whilst he copied out
-these "silly" orders, and guns thudded from the ships
-all round him—guns whose shells he could not always
-run up on deck to see burst.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>There was so much to see, and it was so irritating
-to come out all this way to the Dardanelles, and then
-to find that he had to stick in a stupid office just when
-some of the most exciting things were going on.
-However, he could always make sure of watching a
-duel between the howitzers on the Asiatic
-shore—somewhere behind Kum Kali fort—and the ship told
-off to keep them quiet—the </span><em class="italics">Prince George</em><span> or the
-</span><em class="italics">Albion</em><span>, sometimes the </span><em class="italics">Agamemnon</em><span>. At almost any
-hour of the day he went on deck, he could make
-certain of soon seeing a splash leap up, close to
-whichever ship was on duty, and then see her fire
-her 12-inch guns, and watch till the brownish-red or
-black clouds flew up behind Kum Kali ridge as the
-shells burst, hoping intensely that bits of "Asiatic
-Annie" were flying up in it, and wondering what the
-spotting aeroplane, circling high above in the blue
-sky like a hawk, had seen and signalled.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Then there were the shrapnel bursting behind "W"
-beach, and the little shells which sometimes burst
-there, but, more often than not, only buried themselves
-with a little spurt of dust. He would wonder whether
-Bubbles or the Lamp-post had been hit, and hoped
-they had not, because they had promised to send him
-off a shell, or anything interesting, as a curio. And,
-later on, there were the high-explosive shells, which
-sometimes burst in the air over that beach, and at
-other times burst on the ground with a horrid noise
-which frightened him, even where he was, in the
-ship, and made him rather alter his mind about going
-ashore to see the fun.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The Turkish aeroplanes, or German most probably—the
-"Taubes" he had heard so much of—they came
-often; and at the first news of "hostile aeroplane
-approaching from the north-east" he would dash on
-deck, and try to spot them as they appeared over the
-top of Achi Baba—little moving spots which he lost
-sight of, if he was not very careful, until they came
-nearer and nearer, and the sun made their wings
-glisten like silver. He knew that each carried bombs,
-and often he could actually see these little things at
-the moment they were released from the body of the
-aeroplane, to burst somewhere near "W" beach,
-raising a cloud of dust and smoke, or drop in the sea
-among the ships, sending up a rather silly splash—such
-a waste of energy. And it was so "ripping" to
-hear guns firing at the aeroplane and see the shrapnel
-bursting. He did so long to see one crumple up and
-come tumbling down, but he was always being
-disappointed; and when that particular aeroplane had
-seen what it wanted, dropped all its bombs—seldom
-where it wanted—and turned back up the Straits, the
-China Doll felt rather miserable.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Sometimes British and French aeroplanes went up
-after the Taube, and chased him to his home up above
-the Narrows, whilst the Turkish shrapnel burst round
-them just as they had done at Smyrna, only making
-better shooting as the days went on and their practice
-improved.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>At first the British and French aeroplanes had
-their home at Tenedos; and if they rested, slid down
-on the open ground close to Helles lighthouse,
-flighting back to their island before dark to spend the
-night. That, too, was always "pretty to watch", as
-Uncle Podger would have said.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Then the bombardments of Achi Baba and Krithia,
-on the days that the troops attacked, gave him intense
-enjoyment; and sometimes, though not often, the
-China Doll, from his post up aloft in the main-top,
-could see, through the forbidden range-finder, little
-groups of khaki figures darting about among the
-scrub and the ravines which intersected that plain,
-though he could never be sure whether they were
-British or Turks. But what excited him most, and
-kept him in some quiet corner for hours, holding
-on to the rigging or a stanchion, stretching his head
-out in the dark, and hardly daring to breathe, were
-the night attacks by the Turks. The noise of them
-would wake him, and up on to the after shelter deck
-he would slip, in his ragged pyjamas, and watch the
-glare of the field-guns, the bursts of shrapnel-flame,
-the bright star-shells as they sunk in graceful curves
-of dazzling white light, and would listen to the rattle
-of the musketry and the Maxims, and the fierce barking
-of the guns—especially of the French "75's".</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>On one of these nights Mr. Meredith found his
-funny little figure squeezed up against the rails, close
-to the life-buoy.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Hullo, youngster!" he said cheerfully. "Would
-you like to be right in among it all—there on shore?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"No, sir! I mean yes, sir! No, sir!"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Which do you mean?" he asked.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"I don't know, sir. It sounds so awful."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Well, you'd better turn in. They're packing up
-for the night now."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>And so the China Doll would patter down the
-ladder in his bare feet, listen for a moment at the top
-of the hatchway to make sure that they had stopped
-fighting, and then go back to the dark half-deck and
-his hammock, and lie listening until he could not
-keep awake any longer.</span></p>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 2em">
-</div>
-<p class="pfirst"><span>In the picket-boat and steam pinnace the Orphan,
-the Hun, and Rawlins (who first relieved one and
-then the other) had never, all that first week or ten
-days, six hours' consecutive sleep.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Steamboats! Why! fifty more would have found
-plenty to do; and of those which were actually
-available, so many were constantly in the Sub's hands
-being repaired, or back on board their own ships
-being repaired, that those remaining were running
-practically day and night continuously. The Hun's
-pinnace smashed in her stem and stove in her bows
-against a trawler on the Thursday, and that laid her
-up for two whole days whilst she was being patched.
-On one of these two days he took charge of a boat
-whose midshipman had been killed by a stray bullet
-at another beach—"X" beach—round the corner,
-and on the second he and the Orphan kept "watch
-and watch" in the picket-boat. For all practical
-purposes their only chance of a rest was when their boats
-ran short of coal and water and had to go back to the
-</span><em class="italics">Achates</em><span>. The job of filling up with water and coal
-often took half an hour—time enough to get some
-food, sometimes even a bath; more often, all they
-wanted was sleep. Occasionally they had a stroke of
-luck after getting back to the ship, and might be told
-that they would not be wanted for an hour, perhaps
-longer. Then the Orphan, Rawlins, or the Hun—whoever
-it was who had such luck—would coil up on
-a cushion in the gun-room and sleep, or lie down on
-the Sub's bunk—if he was not there—which was more
-peaceful. More often than not, something would
-happen: an urgent signal would come from somewhere
-or other, to take a Staff officer "off" from "W"
-beach to the </span><em class="italics">Arcadia</em><span>—the General Head-quarters
-Staff ship—-or to tow inshore a lighter full of stores,
-urgently needed—bombs, barbed wire, empty sandbags,
-whatever it might be; his boat might be the
-only one available, and away he would have to go.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>This used to happen day and night, for during
-those first ten days there was no relaxation of effort
-whatever, all the twenty-four hours round the clock.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Very often the Orphan had to take his boat alongside
-hospital ships, and several times it happened that
-men climbed down their tall, white sides and asked
-for a passage ashore. One of these, on one occasion,
-was a stretcher-bearer of the Worcesters, an old
-soldier evidently. The air, just about this time, was
-full of rumours of Turkish atrocities, and these caused
-much anger until they were contradicted—as they
-generally were—although the contradictions never
-went the rounds as did the original rumours. The
-Orphan had just heard one particular story, vouched
-for, of four English—evidently prisoners—having been
-found burnt to death in Sedd-el-Bahr castle. So,
-thinking this man might know something about it,
-he asked him.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Know about them? I should think I did; all nonsense,
-that story. They were burnt right enough—I saw
-them myself—but so was the wooden storehouse the
-Turks had put them in. Everything was burnt, and
-there was the base of a 6-inch lyddite shell lying close
-by them; one of our ships' shells which had set the
-place on fire during the bombardment."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>He told him of his own experiences. "Why, sir,"
-he said, "twice the Worcesters have had to fall back
-a bit at night, and leave wounded behind; and at
-daybreak we got back the ground again and found
-them all right, though we never expected they would be
-alive. 'We thought to find you scuppered,' we told
-them—at first, that was; not afterwards. I
-remember one—the Sergeant-Major of my company. We
-found him in the morning, and we asked him how
-he'd managed to keep clear of the Turks. 'Keep
-clear of 'em,' he says; 'keep clear of 'em! why,
-they crept up after you'd fallen back, found me in the
-dark, and gave me water; pulled me along behind
-some cover—your firing being so hot—and covered
-me with a blanket.'"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Then haven't you seen anything wrong?" the
-Orphan asked.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Well, I wouldn't exactly say that; there's a young
-chap in there"—and he pointed to the hospital
-ship—"what has some thirty-five bayonet wounds—just
-pricks—in him. They caught him in a trench and
-did handle him pretty rough, till he pretended to be
-dead; then they left him. He'll be up and about in
-ten days' time. Then I saw two of those Senegalese
-chaps see 'blue murder' one day; but what can you
-expect?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Are our fellows playing the game?" the Orphan asked.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"You don't know Bert Smith, he's in my section.
-Well, he and I was carrying a wounded Turk in our
-stretcher, he taking the head, and me going along in
-front with his feet, and I notices that he starts
-a-jerking his end up and down pretty violent, so I says to
-him: 'Here, Bert, what are you a-doing of? you'll
-hurt the poor blighter!' and he up and says: 'Poor
-blighter be darned; he's only a blooming Turk!'"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"What did you do?" asked the Orphan, smiling at
-the man's so very transparent earnestness.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"I just told him that, Turk or no Turk, he was
-a-fighting for his home and country, and it wasn't for
-us to say he was doing wrong—us who was trying to
-drive him out of it—and to go a-hurting of him."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"He carried him proper like after that, but of
-course, sir, you don't know Bert Smith; he's a fair
-'card'."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The Orphan, noticing that he had a blood-stained
-bandage round his neck, asked him what he had been
-doing aboard the hospital ship.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"They sent me off," the man said indignantly.
-"Just had a bit of a clip—went in in front—came out
-at the back—under the skin—nothing. I stayed
-aboard there a little, and then, when the doctors were
-too busy to notice, I skipped into the first boat that
-would take me ashore, and am off back again. I can
-do all the doctoring I wants, and they're getting pretty
-short of chaps like me up there," and he jerked his
-thumb Krithia way.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>During these days the Orphan allowed a good
-many men to scramble down from the hospital ships
-into his picket-boat—men slightly wounded, and who
-wanted to go back to their regiments. Many of these
-were Australians and New Zealanders, a brigade of
-whom had been brought round from Anzac, and had
-suffered extremely heavy losses in a most gallant
-but unsuccessful endeavour to capture Krithia.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>He often had to take his picket-boat into "W"
-beach when shells were dropping on it or into the
-water close by; and these were times when he had
-to pull himself together, so that Jarvis and the crew
-should not know that he hated it; especially did he
-dislike the buzzing noise which just gave him
-sufficient warning to make him wonder where </span><em class="italics">that</em><span> shell
-was going to hit. He also had an extremely narrow
-escape one day when he was taking a General and his
-Staff officers to "V" beach. As he approached the
-</span><em class="italics">River Clyde</em><span> he saw that some big shells were
-dropping close to her, and just before he reached her,
-swish—sh—sh came along the noise of one and
-it flopped into the sea just ahead, fortunately without
-bursting. It heaved the bows of his boat right clear
-of the water, and the splash that fell over them fell
-on the deck, the General, and on his Staff officers.
-The Orphan's breath came very fast then; but he
-could not help laughing as he saw Plunky Bill, who'd
-been standing in the bows with his boat-hook all
-ready for going alongside the </span><em class="italics">River Clyde</em><span>, turn a
-complete somersault and disappear, head first, down
-the little hatch there. It was such a relief to have
-something to laugh at.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>One day he was sent to the French flagship—she
-was probably the </span><em class="italics">Suffren</em><span>—with a note to the French
-Admiral, and had to wait on her quarter-deck for an
-answer. The Admiral brought it up himself; a dapper
-little man he was—all springs—and when he saw the
-Orphan standing stiffly to attention, he darted across,
-laid both his thin, aristocratic hands on his shoulders,
-gave him a friendly, encouraging shake, and talked
-French to him, the only words the Orphan was able
-to understand and remember being: "Ah, mon petit
-brave! mon pauvre petit garçon!"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>On the way back with the answer he told Jarvis
-about this. "He called me lots of things, and he
-called me 'his poor little boy'—rather cheek, wasn't
-it?" In fact, the Orphan rather thought that his
-dignity had been hurt.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"A funny old bird, that 'ere Gay Pratty, sir," Jarvis
-said. "D'you know Porter—'Frenchy' Porter, they
-calls him now—that 'ere leading signalman what
-comed from the </span><em class="italics">Swiftsure</em><span>? 'E was lent to that 'ere
-French ship for the 18th March—when the </span><em class="italics">Bouvet</em><span>
-and </span><em class="italics">Ocean</em><span> and </span><em class="italics">Irresistible</em><span> were 'outed'. 'E tells me
-that that 'ere little ladylike gen'l'man was on the
-bridge all the time, a 'opping about like a bloomin'
-sparrow, and wouldn't go down in the conning-tower
-nohow. They had shells all over 'em and all round
-'em, and Frenchy Porter couldn't 'elp ducking 'is
-'ead. Just as a big one come sloshing along—right
-over the bridge, it seemed—an' Frenchy 'ad ducked—that
-'ere little box-of-tricks comes up to 'im, a-smiling
-and as jaunty as you please, and says to 'im, a-jerkin'
-'is arms and 'is 'ands: 'When the noise come, you
-duck your 'ead—but then she 'as gone—you are too
-late'—it ain't no bloomin' use, or words to that heffect.
-A great, little gen'l'man, that be, sir."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>After hearing this story, the Orphan was jolly glad
-the Admiral </span><em class="italics">had</em><span> spoken to him.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>During the days whilst the piers were being built,
-the weather was magnificent and the sea quite calm.
-It never blew at all until the 3rd May, when a breeze
-got up from the north-east and swept clouds of sand
-off the ridge above "W" beach—a regular sandstorm,
-which hid it from the view of the ships for
-several hours. This fact is very good proof of the
-enormous amount of trampling which had converted
-the green ridge and gully into a waste of dry sand in
-only nine days. The wind increased all the night
-of the 3rd May, and blew quite hard on the 4th; and
-though "W" beach gave a "lee", a very unpleasant
-swell swept round the end of the Peninsula, and made
-the going alongside the pontoon and trestle pier very
-tricky work. Lighters empty and lighters loaded
-broke adrift, and the Orphan had the job of rescuing
-several; and in doing so knocked his picket-boat about
-a good deal, and stove a hole in her side, abreast the
-engine-room, which made it absolutely necessary for
-her to be hoisted in and patched. The Commander
-cursed him for his carelessness, and made the poor
-Orphan miserable until Captain Macfarlane happened
-to see him. "A day off to-day, Mr. Orpen?" he asked,
-with a twinkle in his eye, for he knew what had happened.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"I knocked a hole in the picket-boat, sir," the
-Orphan answered gloomily.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Only one?" the Captain said, tugging at his
-yellow, pointed beard. "Only one? Why, when I
-was a midshipman—— Oh! Here comes the Admiral!
-I have not time to tell you what I could do
-in those days in the way of breaking up boats. Come
-to my cabin and have tea with me in half an hour." The
-Orphan felt a different "man" after that.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>He took the opportunity of his boat being inboard
-to give her a coat of paint, which hardly had time to
-dry before she was hoisted out and back again in the
-water.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Now all this time the Orphan had scarcely set foot
-on shore, because whenever he took his picket-boat
-alongside one or other of the piers at "W" beach,
-there was so much risk of her being damaged that he
-dare not leave her. He was as wild and harum-scarum
-a young officer as could be met with, when not in his
-beloved picket-boat; but once he took charge of her
-he never forgot that he </span><em class="italics">was</em><span> in charge of her, and
-responsible for her safety; and this not because he
-feared the Commander's sharp tongue or the
-displeasure of Captain Macfarlane, but from a very firm
-sense of duty, which he would probably have most
-indignantly denied if told that that was the reason.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Hang it all!" he often said, when Bubbles tempted
-him "to just leave your old boat and come along and
-see our dug-out"; "but, old Bubbles, I can't, that's
-all, I'd love to, but I can't."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>However, virtue was rewarded, for when the </span><em class="italics">Achates</em><span>
-became "bombarding" ship, he and his picket-boat
-were placed under the orders of the Beach-master at
-"W" beach. Nothing could have given him greater
-pleasure. Whenever she was not actually required
-for duty, and could safely anchor off the beach, he
-lived ashore with Bubbles and the Lamp-post, and
-shared their tent, or their "dug-out" if they were
-being shelled. He had a splendid time: the best time
-of the three of them, for he was away in his boat most
-of the day, so escaped nearly all the heavy shells and
-the abominable pestilential flies; had every other
-night "in"—often two or three "running"—and
-could wrap himself up in his blanket and sleep
-splendidly, outside the tent and under the open sky, with
-his picket-boat safely anchored a hundred yards off
-the beach, with Jarvis in charge of her.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Probably of all the Honourable Mess, the Orphan
-enjoyed himself the most thoroughly.</span></p>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 4em">
-</div>
-<p class="center pfirst" id="the-army-comes-to-a-standstill"><span class="bold large">CHAPTER XIII</span></p>
-<p class="center pnext"><span class="bold large">The Army comes to a Standstill</span></p>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 2em">
-</div>
-<p class="pfirst"><span>On the day after the landing—the Monday—the
-French troops who had been disembarked on the
-Asiatic shore and had captured 500 prisoners were
-re-embarked, and the whole of the French
-Expeditionary Force commenced to land on "V" beach,
-where the poor old </span><em class="italics">River Clyde</em><span> lay, aground, under
-the castle.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>On Tuesday the whole Allied forces advanced for
-two miles along the plain towards the white village
-of Krithia and the high ridge of Achi Baba, which
-barred their way. They met with very little resistance.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>On the Wednesday a further advance was made;
-but at the end of the day the Turks counter-attacked
-so fiercely that it became necessary for our troops to
-dig themselves in, when they were yet a mile from the
-village. The Allied army was now "up against" the
-position which the Turks had so carefully prepared
-with all the ingenuity and skill their German
-instructors had taught them, and, for all practical
-purposes, no real further impression was made on this
-position during the remainder of "The Great Adventure".</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>It was on the Tuesday afternoon that Bubbles and
-the Lamp-post first came under shrapnel-fire. They
-had obtained leave, for half an hour, to climb up the
-ridge above "W" beach, and watch the progress of
-the advance in the plain below them; and whilst there,
-the Turks began bursting shrapnel above and all
-around it. This they took all as part of the game,
-and were rather pleased than otherwise when one
-shell, bursting not very far above and in front of
-them, scattered bullets in the ground close by.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Bubbles burst out with a loud guffaw of enjoyment,
-and would have remained standing where he was—on
-the sky-line; but the Lamp-post, who had a very old
-head on his young shoulders, made him take cover
-in the Turkish trench there—a trench which our
-Sappers had already begun to deepen.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"It's no use for us to be knocked out," he said;
-"and it's a rotten kind of bravery not to take cover
-when you aren't doing anyone any good by making
-a target of yourself."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>It was on that afternoon that Captain Macfarlane,
-coming ashore to stretch his long legs and to see
-how things were going with the beach party,
-happened to find Bubbles and the Lamp-post. The
-Beach-master's servant had just made them a cup of
-tea, so they, rather nervously, asked him if he would
-have one. Of course he would; so they sent the little
-man away to borrow the Pink Rat's enamelled mug.
-The Captain had just walked back from the lighthouse,
-and along the trench up which the midshipmen
-had carried those boxes of ammunition on the Sunday
-night. He had heard of this, and was speaking
-about it when the servant came back. Frightened out
-of his life he was, the miserable-looking little man,
-to wait upon so important an officer as Captain
-Macfarlane. The sight of a strange naval Captain simply
-terrified him, and made him quite incoherent.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"He helped us," they said. "He took up two by
-himself, and then helped with another. He was jolly
-plucky, sir!"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"You must have found them very heavy, didn't
-you?" the Captain said kindly. "It was a very
-plucky thing to do, under those conditions. What
-is your name? I must remember it."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>But the little man looked more frightened than
-ever, dropped the cup he was carrying, opened his
-mouth, couldn't speak a word, and simply fled.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Captain Macfarlane smiled and pulled his beard.
-"A strange thing is courage," he said. "It comes
-at times to the most unlikely people. You can't
-legislate for it. Now, that little chap probably
-deserves the D.C.M.[#], if anybody does; and if he had
-it he would very likely suffer agonies all his life,
-dreading lest he should have to 'live up to it'."</span></p>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 2em">
-</div>
-<p class="noindent pfirst"><span class="small">[#] D.C.M. = Distinguished Conduct Medal.</span></p>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 2em">
-</div>
-<p class="pfirst"><span>Before he went away, the Captain advised them to
-dig "dug-outs" for themselves.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"But the shrapnel hardly comes as far as the ridge,"
-they said; "and they tried to reach the beach this
-morning from the Asiatic side and couldn't. We saw
-the shells falling three or four hundred yards
-short—four of them. Nothing but a few bullets come near
-here."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Young gentlemen,"—he smiled, with that kindly,
-humorous expression of his—"the Turks will bring
-up more guns in a few days, mark my word, and
-probably advance those they have. When they do, it
-won't be only shrapnel and small stuff, so you had
-better be ready."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>But they thought this rather useless waste of time;
-they didn't mind what came—or thought they didn't—and
-besides, the soldiers would capture Achi Baba in
-a few days, and then no Turkish guns could reach them.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"We </span><em class="italics">shall</em><span> capture that hill in a day or two, shan't
-we, sir?" they asked; but he only smiled his inscrutable
-smile, and added: "Young gentlemen, take my advice."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>He took them round to select a spot, but nowhere
-within the limits which the Navy had pegged out as its
-camp was the ground anywhere steep enough to dig
-a cave, which, as he told them, "was of course the
-best of all." He tugged at his beard and smiled again
-as he looked at a very suitable place just to the left
-and below the Naval Camp boundary. "Well, you
-will have to do your best—where you are: the Navy
-cannot poach, can it?—not on these occasions."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>So that very night, whenever they had any time to
-spare, they began to dig a hole for themselves in the
-gentle slope on the left of the gully, just behind where
-the naval mess-tent was eventually put up. Spades
-were plentiful, and they thought it great fun, although
-they were rather shy of being the first to do this.
-However, everyone followed their example—in fact
-the Beach-master ordered some form of protection to
-be dug for everyone.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>They scooped a place away about four feet wide, and
-by digging downwards, and nibbling, and broadening
-it, they soon had a "funk-hole" where all three of
-them could squeeze uncomfortably. They did try, by
-undermining the slope, to get some protection
-overhead; but the slope was too gentle for this to be a
-success, and the top kept falling in, especially if
-someone happened to walk near it. No timber was as yet
-available, so their "dug-out" had really no cover at
-all, but was simply a deep furrow, deeper at one end
-than the other.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Though they did this at first for fun, and because
-Captain Macfarlane had advised them to do it, they
-were very glad they had taken his advice when, a few
-days later, the Turks did advance their field-guns and
-peppered the ridge, the gully leading to it, and "W"
-beach itself very liberally, not only with shrapnel, but
-also with common shell. Few of these common shell
-burst, and when they did, seldom hurt anyone; but
-no one, however brave or however small, can stand in
-a place which is being shelled, without feeling that he
-is the biggest thing there—for miles round—or the
-most conspicuous person, however many others are
-round him. The casualties from this first day of
-thoughtful and thorough shelling were very slight,
-considering the crowded state of the area, and the
-men's principal anxiety was to obtain fragments of
-shells or intact unexploded ones, digging those out
-before they had time to get cool. However, the
-competition in making "dug-outs" certainly became much
-more keen afterwards.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Neither the periods of being shelled nor the making
-of "dug-outs" was allowed to interfere with the work
-of the beach parties.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Those men who happened to be off duty crawled
-into their "funk-holes", but the others went on
-working; and of course, as most of them were employed
-below the cliffs, they really were not—as were the
-soldiers' working-parties stacking stores on the
-slopes—exposed the whole of the time.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>In those first four days an enormous amount of work
-was done; mountains of stores were piled on either
-side of the gully, mules and horses in hundreds were
-landed, guns and their limbers—18-pounders, long
-60-pounders, heavy guns and squat 6-inch howitzers—water
-carts, transport carts, and ambulance wagons.
-Hundreds of light two-wheeled carts were brought
-ashore, in readiness to follow the Army when the
-advance, which was fated never to take place,
-commenced; and by the end of the first week the slope
-between the ridge and the cliff, from the end of the
-Peninsula to Cape Helles lighthouse, was one orderly
-mass of mule and horse lines, transport "parks" and
-stores, and the ground which had been so covered
-with grass and scrubby bushes had been worn bare,
-as barren as the beach and the cliffs themselves.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Until the fifth day the beach parties had lived in
-the open, but on that day several marquees and tents
-were brought ashore and pitched for them. Quite a
-cosy little collection of white tents they made, at the
-bottom of the left-hand slope of the gully.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>On the Thursday and Friday very little happened.
-The Army was digging itself in a mile and a half from
-Krithia, and about three miles from the ridge over
-"W" beach; practically all guns had been landed;
-the whole of the Royal Naval Division and other
-reinforcements had disembarked; and several thousand
-wounded had been safely sent on board the hospital
-ships, and transports used as hospital carriers.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>On the Saturday night the Turks, at about ten
-o'clock, commenced a desperate effort, first to pierce
-our lines (which they did, momentarily, but only
-momentarily), and afterwards to drive the French into the
-sea.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The Lamp-post had a night "in" that night; and
-when the noise of firing woke him, was comfortably
-snuggled in a corner of the mess marquee, rolled in
-his blanket. The crackling of rifle-firing broke out
-on the left at first, and grew so fierce and incessant
-that he realized this was something quite different to
-anything he had heard before.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>That counter-attack on the first Sunday, when he
-and Bubbles had helped to take up ammunition, was
-as nothing compared to it, and had not made him feel
-nervous—or perhaps anxious is a better word—as this
-did. He then had had something to do; but now, after
-a very hard day's work, and two spells of being shelled,
-he had nothing to do but lie there and listen to the
-really appalling din of musketry, field-guns, and the
-roar of the two 60-pounders on the end of the Peninsula,
-above him, which, every time they fired, lighted
-up the inside of the marquee and shook the ground
-beneath him.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>As he lay, undecided as to whether or no he should
-get up and see what was happening, the intensity of
-the firing grew, until it reached such a pitch of frenzy
-that he felt certain that this must be the prelude to
-hand-to-hand fighting. He could not help but feel
-nervous. He was not blessed with a dull imagination,
-and he could not prevent himself picturing what was
-happening beyond the ridge, and what </span><em class="italics">would</em><span> happen
-if the Turks drove in our thin lines and forced them
-back to the sea below. He worked himself into such
-a state of nerves that at last, when the French "75's"
-broke into rapid firing—one continuous screech—he
-could stand it no longer, pulled on his boots, and
-went outside the marquee. Out over the Straits the
-sea was all a glitter of transports' lights as usual, and
-the row of "flares" along the beach lighted up the
-beach parties unloading boats, and the working parties
-wearily carrying stores towards the two flares which
-marked the depots on the slopes of the gully—all went
-on just as usual. But horse teams with their limbers
-were coming down from the ridge, past him, towards
-the ammunition depots, at the bottom of the
-gully—coming down at an unaccustomed speed; and he heard
-their drivers shouting impatiently for their limbers to
-be filled.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>He ran to one of these, who had swung round his
-limber and was now trying to calm the big horse he
-was sitting—the "near leader" of the team.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"What's going on?" the Lamp-post asked.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"They've broken through the 86th," the man told
-him; "came on without firing a shot—the beggars!" But
-the midshipman could get nothing more out of him.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"I don't know nothing more. Curse this darned
-horse! Keep still, can't you? My job's to get more
-of the stuff up to the guns. I don't know nothink.
-Chuck it, yer blighted fools! Ain't yer been long
-enough together? Cawn't yer smell who you've got
-next yer?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The two horses were nosing each other, one trying
-to bite, and both fretting.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"They ain't worked together afore," he said, as the
-Lamp-post, who loved horses, separated their heads
-and rubbed their noses soothingly. "I 'ad to get a
-fresh 'off leader' this morning; the other was killed
-just t'other side of that 'ere ridge—shrapnel summat
-cruel there, all day—cawn't move a team but bang
-bursts a shrapnel—and they've been bursting shrapnel
-now, all along the road we've just come and have to
-go back by—curse them! This darned fool brute—chuck
-it, you blighter!"—as the horse he was sitting
-slyly bit the neck of the new "off leader", who sidled
-and trembled—"'e cawn't abide a stranger. 'Ere, stop
-that kicking! 'Old yer 'eads up, cawn't yer?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>He jerked the two horses apart as the two
-"wheelers" behind them began to plunge, and their
-driver to curse as he steadied them.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"'Struth! Ain't they fair cautions? Almost 'uman,"
-growled the Lamp-post's friend.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Someone in the rear of the limber banged down
-the limber covers and shouted: "Right away, Bob!"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Stand clear! Get up, you brutes!" and the
-drivers cracked their whips; but the wheels of the
-limber had stuck in the sand, and the four horses,
-excited and plunging, and not pulling together, could
-not move them.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Clap on, you chaps! Give us a start!" shouted
-the drivers; and the Lamp-post and some more men
-hauled on the spokes of the wheels; the whips
-cracked, and this time the horses moved the limber,
-and away it went, jolting up the gully, on its way
-back with more shells for its battery, somewhere in
-the valley.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The Lamp-post followed it up the ridge, and there,
-for two hours and more, he watched the battle in the
-dark, hundreds of men standing near him. Compared
-to that Sunday night fight, the noise was as the inside
-of a boiler-shop, with work in full swing, to the noise
-of a country blacksmith's forge; and the sight of it
-like a Crystal Palace firework night, to the five or six
-shillings' worth of squibs and rockets he and his
-brothers used to have at home on the 5th November.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>He had read of the famous French "75's", but
-he had thought the descriptions probably more
-picturesque than real. Now, as he listened to their
-extraordinarily determined voices, they seemed so
-self-confident, so absolutely sure of themselves, that he
-no longer wondered why the French almost worshipped
-them; and when they started rapid fire, as
-they did occasionally, a whole battery, sometimes two
-together, he realized that this was the glorious </span><em class="italics">rafale</em><span>
-he had heard so much about.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>More empty limbers came toiling up from the
-valley, unable to go fast because of the darkness, and
-only dashing across the area over which shrapnel
-were bursting. The drivers of these passed the word,
-as they went down the gully, that the Turks had been
-driven back again, and the line made good. That was
-reassuring.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>He heard Bubbles laughing and guffawing
-somewhere near, and found him. "The Commander let
-me come along for half an hour. Isn't it a grand
-show?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Whilst they stood there, many tilted wagons passed
-down into the valley, their wheels creaking and the
-mule chains jangling; and as those 60-pounders fired,
-their glare lighted up the white patches and the red
-crosses painted on them.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>A regiment (it had only come back from the trenches
-the previous afternoon) came up the gully, the men
-dragging their shuffling feet through the sand, and
-voices calling wearily: "Step out, men! Don't go
-to sleep, lads! Close up, lads! Pull yourselves
-together!" The head of it bent over the ridge and
-trailed down into the valley, till, like a long snake,
-it disappeared in the darkness.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>When the half-hour which Bubbles had been
-allowed was "up", the Lamp-post went back with
-him. The Turks had evidently broken themselves,
-and their attack was weakening; also, he was dead
-tired. He threw himself down in the marquee and
-slept till daybreak, not even wakened by a still more
-furious attack delivered, later on, against the French
-flank—an attack which was only repulsed after very
-heavy losses.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The ambulance wagons came back in the morning
-crammed; wounded who could walk, stumbled down
-to the beach, lay down, and slept; also, a large batch of
-Turkish prisoners came along with a grinning escort.
-That day there was another general advance, with
-heavy casualties but little progress; and on the
-following night the Turks attacked again, more
-impetuously than the night before. This time they threw
-their whole weight against the French flank and
-against the section held by the Senegalese troops,
-who had been very severely punished already. These
-troops are not suited for defensive night-work, and
-again they gave way. The Lamp-post—on duty this
-time—down on the beach, could be almost certain that
-they had given way, by the continuous roar of the
-</span><em class="italics">rafales</em><span>, and again he could not help being anxious
-until news came that all was well.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>These two nights completely cured him of the
-nervousness which is only natural for anyone who has
-had no previous experience; and though there were
-countless attacks and counter-attacks in the nights to
-come, they never worried him, nor, if he were asleep,
-was he often wakened when those 60-pounders
-"chipped in" and shook the ground under him.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>In the early mornings, after these nights, the tired,
-haggard, earth-stained "working-parties" came back
-from the trenches, where they had been fighting all
-night, bringing tales of creeping bombing-parties, of
-furious rushes right up to their parapets, and of
-encounters between their night patrols, helping back
-the wounded, and perhaps escorting a few Turkish
-prisoners. These tales made each night's fighting
-a little epic of its own.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>To Bubbles, the Lamp-post never confided his ideas
-or emotions, because that fat, joyous midshipman
-looked upon the whole thing as one vast "spree",
-with a spice of danger that only added to its
-attractions. Each wounded man who was sent off to the
-ships, he envied his honourable wound, and the fact
-that many of them were maimed for life never entered
-his mind, nor the tragedy of the women and children
-dependent on them.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The day after that second big counter-attack, during
-a bout of shelling from some field-guns concealed
-below Achi Baba, a shell came into a "dug-out"
-where a petty officer and two men of the beach party
-were sitting, and killed all three. After this, more
-spare time than ever was spent on deepening these
-"dug-outs". Then followed two more days of desperate
-fighting for the capture of Krithia village, and
-ghastly, never-ending streams of wounded came down
-the gully to the casualty clearing-station, whose white
-tents had been pitched above the cliffs, to the right of
-it. Our losses were terrific, and our gains practically
-nil. As a set-off to the splendid failure of the centre,
-the Gurkhas captured a commanding cliff on the left
-flank—Gurkha Bluff—and under protection of fire
-from the </span><em class="italics">Talbot</em><span> and </span><em class="italics">Dublin</em><span>, dug themselves in so
-securely that these gallant little men never let go their
-hold on it.</span></p>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 2em">
-</div>
-<p class="pfirst"><span>The continual strain of those first two weeks was
-already beginning to tell on the three snotties—hardly
-noticeable, perhaps, in the case of Bubbles, though he
-was undoubtedly thinner; but the Pink Rat was one
-mass of nerves—he jumped if anyone spoke to him
-suddenly—and he lost his appetite. The Lamp-post
-became more silent and thoughtful than before, and
-his nerves, too, were very "rocky", but he had such
-strong control over himself that no one could have
-thought that this was so.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Their clothes were stained with good honest dirt,
-and torn and ragged from honest hard work. They
-became such unpresentable scarecrows that at last
-the Beach-master suggested that an improvement
-was desirable. So they went across to the Ordnance
-Stores and hunted out the stock sizes of the soldiers
-suits in store, which would fit them best. They also
-obtained puttees, and after those first ten days or two
-weeks the only thing "naval" about them was their caps.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>On the 12th May—a most perfect day it was—the
-three snotties were sitting outside their tent after
-lunch, smoking cigarettes, and watching an aeroplane,
-circling gracefully above them, looking for a good
-landing-place on the cliffs, close to the lighthouse
-Suddenly a great, tearing, rending noise seemed to fill
-all space. Everyone dropped, automatically, what was
-in his hand and bent his head; then, looking up, saw
-a cloud, black and oily—a hellish-looking balloon of
-smoke—suspended in the air above the ridge.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>This was the first high-explosive shell which burst
-near "W" beach. "Gallipoli Bill"—a stumpy 6-inch
-howitzer—fired it, and fired many more that afternoon
-and again an hour before sunset, some of his shells
-bursting on impact, others in the air—all with that
-rending, awe-inspiring crash.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>There was by this time, on top of the ridge, a broad
-sandy track, which must have been most conspicuous
-from Achi Baba. On each side of it, six or eight
-hundred horses and as many mules had been picketted,
-and those poor creatures suffered most. The snotties
-had fled to their dug-out; the Pink Rat lying flat on
-his face with his hands over his ears, whilst the other
-two peered over the edge, watching where the shells
-dropped. They did not—not even Bubbles—want to
-see them, but the terrible roar fascinated them, and
-they were obliged to do so. They would hear the noise
-of another approaching, and, three or four seconds
-later, up would go a cloud of black smoke and that
-thunderclap of an explosion—not one farther away
-than three hundred yards. "Right among the
-horses!" the Lamp-post would say, with a catch in
-his breath; and when the smoke drifted clear, there
-would they see six, a dozen—often more—of these
-gallant animals lying dead, or feebly trying to regain
-their feet horribly mutilated.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Other shells burst in open spaces, doing no harm;
-others among the mules and transport-wagon "parks".
-After every explosion, men would leave their
-"dug-outs" and rush to the place, a couple of
-stretcher-men would perhaps dash down from the casualty
-clearing-station; and then the noise of another
-approaching shell would send them scurrying
-back—scurrying fast, all of them, except the stretcher-men,
-who if they had found an injured man had to bear
-him slowly and steadily.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>One shell, on that first day, fell right among a
-warren of crowded "dug-outs", and the Lamp-post
-turned away his head with a shudder, so as not to see
-what would come to view when the smoke cleared
-away. When he did turn round—it was so horribly
-fascinating—he saw men scrambling from those
-"dug-outs", jostling each other in the crater just made
-among them, shouting and laughing, and squabbling
-and searching for "souvenirs".</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Farce and tragedy are, thank God! perpetually
-associated; if they were not, and only tragedy stared
-one continually in the face, human brains could not
-endure the strain of modern warfare as they do.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Writing of "dug-outs", it did not really make much
-difference where one took shelter, for those "funk-holes"
-gave no protection from a direct hit, only from
-sideways-flying splinters and fragments; a hare
-crouching on its "form" is no more protected from
-being trodden under foot than a man in one of these
-from the actual shell itself.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>All through these periods when high-explosive shells
-burst on the ridge and the slopes down to the gully,
-the empty limbers, water-carts, and transport wagons
-would jolt down to the depots, fill up, and go back
-again, up the slopes through the area where those
-shells were falling, up that broad road between those
-huddled masses of quivering mules and horses, just
-as though nothing unusual was happening.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Gallipoli Bill" at first fired for half an hour in
-the middle of the day, and again for another half an
-hour before the close of it; but presently, when he had
-received a more plentiful supply of ammunition, often
-gave an additional "hate" in the forenoon.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The one thing in his favour, as compared to the
-field-guns, was that after he had fired his ten or twelve
-rounds, you knew he would not fire again for several
-hours. With the field-guns it was different—their
-little shells fell at all hours and all through the day.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>To add to the attractiveness of "W" beach—or
-"Lancashire Landing", as it was afterwards called—as
-a health resort, hostile aeroplanes often dropped
-bombs there. Nobody attempted to take cover when
-these aeroplanes flew past, for the simple reason that no
-"cover" existed, except actually underneath the very
-foot of the cliffs. They had to carry on their work,
-wait until they heard the rushing noise of the bomb,
-and when the explosion followed, wait for the second
-one which almost invariably followed it. Afterwards
-they knew that this "show" was concluded, and that
-"Cuthbert", as they called the aeroplane, would not
-drop any more on that trip. "Cuthbert's" average
-"bag" in three days would seldom exceed two men
-wounded and one killed, and perhaps three or four
-horses or mules killed, or so much injured that they
-had to be shot. Generally, at about seven o'clock in
-the morning the first aeroplane would come, on its
-way to wake the General Head-quarters Staff aboard
-the </span><em class="italics">Arcadia</em><span>, anchored close by; and then occasionally
-in the evening, when he was off to see if he really
-couldn't—this time—manage to flop a bomb on top of
-the captive balloon or its parent ship.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>This last was one of the pleasures of the day, and
-the Lamp-post and Bubbles would often sit and watch
-"Cuthbert" flying towards the big yellow balloon—flying
-well above it to keep out of range.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The parent ship would haul the balloon down just
-as fast as she could—"to lessen the bump if it was
-hit", as Bubbles used to gurgle. Then the Lamp-post,
-through his glasses, would see first one, then
-another bomb drop from the aeroplane; would shout:
-"He's dropped one—two!" and in a few seconds,
-whilst they held their breath and watched, up would
-go the splashes these explosions made. Never did
-they hit either balloon or parent ship. It really
-became a perfect farce; though, as Uncle Podger told
-them, when one day, coming ashore to pay the beach
-party, a small shell had buried itself quite close to
-him and his money-bags, and a bomb had dropped
-and burst not fifty yards away: "It's all very pretty
-to watch, but I prefer watching it from the ship."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Directly it became evident that "Gallipoli Bill"
-had come to stay, all those horses and mules were
-brought down and placed in safety beneath the cliffs,
-and along ledges which the Turkish prisoners and
-a large number of imported Greek labourers cut for
-them in the face of the cliffs.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>When they were all safely stowed away, the end of
-the Peninsula presented a most extraordinary sight,
-and if only the crippled </span><em class="italics">Goeben</em><span> could have come out
-and had half an hour's practice, she would have killed
-them all. Magazines also were dug beneath the cliffs,
-and the vast stores of small-arm ammunition, shells,
-charges, bombs, grenades, and explosives of all sorts
-were placed out of danger.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Water, or rather the scarcity of it, made life still
-more unpleasant; water for drinking was sufficient,
-but had to be used carefully; the amount allowed for
-washing was entirely inadequate. However, whenever
-the snotties had the chance, they would scramble
-along to the rocks right at the end of the Peninsula,
-under Cape Tekke, and have a bathe.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Many a grand hour they put in down there, and
-forgot, for a time, the discomforts and perils of the
-day which had passed, or of the days which were
-to come.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>But now, worse than the bombs, the field-guns'
-shells, or those roaring, rending high-explosives,
-came the flies. A fortnight after the landing they
-had been a nuisance; at the end of the third week,
-bred in the horse and mule lines, they became an
-unbearable plague. The food on one's plate was
-covered with them, they crawled over it; they crawled
-over hands and faces; rest during the day was almost
-impossible. It was horrid to see a man asleep, with
-his lips, nostrils, and eyelids hidden in a dense mass
-of them, clinging there and sucking the moisture.
-At night, and only at night, was one free from these
-beastly things, and then they gathered in countless
-millions on the upper parts of the insides of the tents,
-waiting till the warmth of next day's sun woke them
-to start their intolerable persecution.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The mental torture caused by these was infinitely
-greater than the total effect of the shells and bombs;
-worst of all, they brought dysentery.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The Pink Rat was the first one to go down. He
-had worked hard and well, but the strain of the shells
-had, very evidently, upset his nerves; he had been
-moody and depressed for some days, and the flies
-finished him. He had to be sent on board to
-Dr. O'Neill, thinner, and more like a rat than ever. He
-was quickly followed by six or seven of the men;
-but Bubbles and the Lamp-post, though both were
-affected by a mild form of dysentery—as was
-practically everyone—and their hands were covered with
-small "chipped-out" bits which would not heal, "stuck
-it out" until they, and all who remained of the
-original beach party, were replaced by officers and men
-from the sunken </span><em class="italics">Ocean</em><span> and </span><em class="italics">Irresistible</em><span>.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The same day on which the Pink Rat left them,
-the Orphan joined the little naval camp at the foot of
-the gully, with its marquees and tents, and boundaries
-marked neatly with white-washed stones.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"My aunt! Isn't this splendid?" he said, as
-Plunky Bill gave him a hand up the beach with his
-uniform tin case.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>His coming was a great event, just what the other
-two snotties required to cheer them up. There was so
-much to show him, and so much to do when all three
-happened to be off duty—the bathes among the rocks
-at the foot of Cape Tekke, the 60-pounders above it
-to show him, the trenches down in the plain, the
-trench up which they had carried ammunition, the
-big Turkish guns on Hill 138; and one afternoon
-they all three had time to walk across to "V" beach,
-and wander about the neat, orderly French camp,
-ingratiate themselves with the sentries to let them
-pass forbidden places, and to look over the old castle
-itself. The Orphan proudly took them to the "front
-door", as his friend the Royal Naval Division
-Sub-lieutenant had called the great arched entrance, and
-explained to them how he had fired at the Turks
-coming through it, with a maxim, and started a battle
-"on his own", pointing to the bows of the </span><em class="italics">River
-Clyde</em><span> to show where he and his maxim actually had been.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"You </span><em class="italics">do</em><span> come in for all the tit-bits; you are a
-lucky chap!" Bubbles gurgled excitedly.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The late afternoon was not the most pleasant time
-to choose for such an excursion, because "V" beach
-was seldom "healthy" at that time of day, and
-proved to be more than usually "unhealthy" on this
-particular occasion, for "Asiatic Annie" plumped
-fourteen or fifteen big 8-inch shells among the stores
-and the camps whilst they were there.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>They all took shelter behind a small mountain of
-corned-meat packing-cases, in company with a couple
-of gaily dressed, shiny-black Senegalese, who were
-not in the least happy, and a young, equally gaudily
-dressed "Foreign Legion" soldier, who was quite
-happy—a slim, sunburnt, laughing man in a red fez
-with a long tassel, a grey-blue embroidered Zouave
-jacket, a blue sash, and baggy scarlet trousers. One
-shell came very near them, and burst with a terrific
-crash on the other side of the packing-cases, blowing
-in two or three, so that the meat-tins showed through
-the cracks, but only covering the three midshipmen
-with dust. This was the first high-explosive shell
-which had burst near the Orphan, and he did not like
-it a little bit. Bubbles and the Lamp-post, who had
-had more experience of them, liked it still less; but
-the Zouave only smiled: "Mon Dieu! le méchant! le
-miseréble!" and offered them little twisted cigarettes
-of black tobacco. They were not in the least
-miserable when a long pause ensued after one shell, and
-a bugle sounded to tell everyone that "Asiatic Annie"
-had "packed up", and they were able to leave the
-protection of their tinned-meat packing-cases.</span></p>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 2em">
-</div>
-<p class="pfirst"><span>On the afternoon when the first German submarine
-arrived, and sent the old </span><em class="italics">Achates</em><span> flying to Mudros
-in the scurry of transports and store-ships, they
-watched her go without any real regrets. The Orphan
-and Bubbles certainly preferred to stay where they
-were; and though, perhaps, the Lamp-post, at the
-bottom of his heart, longed to get away from the flies
-and shells, they could never get him to admit it.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Then, three days later, the </span><em class="italics">Triumph</em><span> was sunk—along
-the coast, off Anzac—and all the battleships
-left Cape Helles; all except the old </span><em class="italics">Majestic</em><span>, who
-came along and anchored so close to "W" beach
-that you could almost throw a stone on board her
-from the casualty clearing-station tents on top of the
-cliffs.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"They won't 'get' her there, not with all those
-trawlers and little steamers round her," Bubbles said.
-But on Friday morning, just as they were turning to
-work, and the Orphan was "standing by" in his
-picket-boat to "run an errand", they heard a
-rumbling explosion, looked round, saw a huge column
-of water spout up alongside her, close to her after
-bridge, and heard and felt another explosion.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"They've got her!" everyone sang out as she began
-to turn over very rapidly; and the Orphan, shouting to
-Plunky Bill to shove off, dashed towards her to pick
-up men already jumping from her sloping deck into
-the sea. She heeled over so extraordinarily rapidly
-that the Orphan never had a chance of going alongside,
-but stood off, and with other steamboats, with
-trawlers, drifters, a French torpedo-boat, and any
-number of other boats of all descriptions, made a ring
-round the doomed ship, to which her crew swam.
-The Orphan pushed his boat so close that he had to
-back out to prevent her fore mast-head and "wireless"
-gear fouling him as it heeled down to the water's edge.
-It was a horrid and sad sight; but the Orphan was too
-busily engaged pulling people out of the water to pay
-much attention to that; and when his picket-boat could
-hold no more, he turned them over to a small coasting
-steamer anchored near, and went back again. By this
-time she was bottom up.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The sinking of this ship had a most depressing
-effect on everyone; and even the casual Orphan and
-thoughtless Bubbles wondered what "Gallipoli Bill"
-would do, now that there was no ship left with guns
-big enough to annoy him. However, that elusive
-howitzer had evidently very little ammunition to
-spare—probably one of our "E" submarines in the Sea of
-Marmora had sunk a steamer with a supply she was
-expecting—so six shells, twice a day, were as much as
-he could allow himself.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>You will notice that no mention is now made of the
-small shells. They still fell on "W" beach and in
-the sea, close to the piers, at all hours of the day; but
-unless they came in numbers, no one took any notice
-of them. Their fuses were so poor that they seldom
-burst, and when they did, they seldom did any harm.</span></p>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 2em">
-</div>
-<p class="pfirst"><span>The three midshipmen's time ashore was now drawing
-to a close, and four days after the </span><em class="italics">Majestic</em><span> had
-been sunk—how they did wish her ram wouldn't stick
-out of the water and remind them of her!—a signalman
-brought down a signal: "Officers and men of </span><em class="italics">Achates</em><span>
-beach party will embark in Trawler 370 at 11.30
-to-day. Trawler will take </span><em class="italics">Achates</em><span> picket-boat in tow."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>It was not until they had embarked, and the Orphan
-had made "fast" a hundred feet of rope from his
-picket-boat to the trawler's stern, that they learnt that
-the </span><em class="italics">Achates</em><span> had been sent to Mytilene, and that they
-were to join her there.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>They waved good-bye to "W" beach just as "Gallipoli
-Bill" dropped a big shell half-way down the gully,
-and the Lamp-post and Bubbles realized the relief of
-not having to wonder where the next one would come.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Well, we've had a jolly good time—take it all
-round—but for the flies," Bubbles said. "It will be
-a good thing to get back to the ship for a while."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Won't we have a bath, and won't it be grand to
-get into uniform—clean uniform and under-things
-again!" said the Lamp-post; and Bubbles gurgled:
-"Won't I have a grand feed!" forgetting what the
-Orphan had told him of the state of the gun-room
-stores.</span></p>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 4em">
-</div>
-<p class="center pfirst" id="submarines-appear"><span class="bold large">CHAPTER XIV</span></p>
-<p class="center pnext"><span class="bold large">Submarines Appear</span></p>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 2em">
-</div>
-<p class="pfirst"><span>Down in the gun-room of the </span><em class="italics">Achates</em><span>, during this
-month after the landing, the air was full of rumours—buzzes
-of all sorts and little "titbits" of information,
-gleaned haphazard everywhere and anywhere.
-Every snotty—the Orphan, the Hun, Rawlins, or any
-of the "stranger" midshipmen—who took his boat
-alongside a transport or man-of-war, or to one of the
-piers at "W" or "V" beaches, came back stuffed
-with yarns which lost nothing by the telling: the
-Dublins had lost every officer; the Worcesters all but
-two; the Turks were torturing prisoners; there was
-a fearful shortage of doctors; the beaches were simply
-crowded with wounded, and there was nowhere to put
-them; Krithia had fallen—the yarn spread after every
-attack; the </span><em class="italics">Prince George</em><span> had a huge hole made in
-her by one of "Asiatic Annie's" 8-in shells; the
-poor old </span><em class="italics">River Clyde</em><span> would have to be abandoned—she
-was being hit so often; the </span><em class="italics">Goeben</em><span> and two
-Turkish battleships were just above The Narrows—the
-aeroplane had seen them—and they might come down
-at any moment; the </span><em class="italics">Agamemnon</em><span> had knocked out
-three "Asiatic Annies" in one afternoon; the </span><em class="italics">Queen
-Elizabeth</em><span> had fired three of her big 15-inch shells
-across the Peninsula—the first had sunk two big
-lighters filled with ammunition, the second had
-dropped short and only wiped out a regiment on the
-march, and the third had sunk a nine-thousand-ton
-steamer, anchored above Nagara, crowded with troops,
-none of whom was saved. The Pimple, who brought
-this last piece of news, knew it was true, because the
-Navigator had heard it from a man, who had heard it
-from the friend of a man, who had been told by the
-"observing" officer in the captive balloon which
-"spotted" for the </span><em class="italics">Queen Elisabeth</em><span>.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Then there was the constant rumour that "last
-night's counter-attack by the Turks was just their last
-final effort; they were going to make peace now it
-had failed". Poor old Turks! they had nothing to
-gain by being so obstinate, and they had no food
-and were short of ammunition—everything; they were
-simply longing to "throw up the sponge" if only the
-Germans would let them.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Russia intended landing five hundred thousand
-troops quite close to Constantinople; Italy was about
-to declare war and send fifty thousand to help in the
-Peninsula; the French had a hundred thousand already
-on the way; and Kitchener, good old Kitchener, had
-made up his mind to send out two hundred thousand.
-Shan't we walk through them?</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Another snotty would burst in with the news that
-he had heard, on good authority, that directly all the
-mines had been swept up, the ships were to make
-another dash up The Narrows, this time towing
-pontoon "things" alongside them to stop torpedoes.
-Another heard that all destroyers had been ordered
-to rush through one night, steam up the Sea of
-Marmora, and bombard Constantinople.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>There was no limit to the inventive genius of the
-"rumour spreaders", and the appetite for fresh, spicy
-news became so keen that anybody who brought back
-no titbit was thought a "hopeless rotter".</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>But one day, on the 12th May, Uncle Podger came
-into the gun-room with a long face: "Two German
-submarines have been reported passing Malta," he
-said. This yarn was too incredible to be believed
-by the young warriors coiled there, on the cushions,
-in their dirty Condy's-fluid-stained clothes; and they
-greeted it with such derisive yells, shouting, "Go
-away and make up something else, Fatty!" that
-Uncle Podger, who did not appreciate any such
-familiarity from strangers, did not bother to tell them
-that it happened to be the simple truth. This was
-the first day on which it became generally known
-that German submarines were approaching; and the
-certain fact caused much consternation to all,
-especially to those who had previously buoyed themselves
-with the hope that these craft could not make such
-a long voyage in time of war.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>A very general feeling of uneasiness made itself felt.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>That same day the first high-explosive to burst on
-"W" beach had brought everyone on deck, drawn
-there by the sound of its mighty thunder-clap; and
-sent them down again wondering whether it would
-be possible to hold "W" beach under such
-conditions much longer. The most optimistic looked
-grave, and even the cheery, irresponsible Navigator
-realized that this was not the occasion to invent yarns
-and send them rolling.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Discussion in the ward-room that night was
-carried on fitfully and in low tones, and whenever
-the door opened everyone would turn to see if the
-newcomer's face showed that he had heard anything
-"fresh". Among all brooded a very pervading feeling
-of depression. The tall, aristocratic, and also
-pessimistic Major of Marines explained in a low
-voice to the anxious little Padre, sucking nervously
-at his big pipe, the terrible anxieties of a General
-whose army has no secure base and whose lines of
-communication—in this special case, the sea—are
-threatened; the Navigator, on the other side, pointed
-out to the Fleet-Paymaster how impossible it would
-be for the battleships to stay where they were, when
-the submarines did put in an appearance. The
-cheery Fleet-Paymaster kept on saying: "But, my
-dear chap, we've got plenty of destroyers and
-trawlers; they ought to keep them away at night-time,
-and surely we can look after ourselves in the
-daylight."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The Fleet-Surgeon, more gloomy and querulous
-than ever, growled: "What the dickens d'you know
-about it? They'll come right enough. We're just like
-sheep waiting for the little dog that's coming across
-the field to worry them; they pretend they'll stick
-together and show a bold front, and know all the
-time they'll be off like redshanks directly he gets
-near. We're rats in a trap, that's what we are." He
-seemed to obtain great satisfaction from the last idea.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The Gunnery-Lieutenant, stamping nervously from
-one end of the ward-room to the other, joined in
-all the conversations, and kept on bursting out with:
-"We must have a 'go' at that high-explosive chap
-to-morrow, and try and knock him out before they
-come;" they being, of course, the submarines.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The War Baby—that youngest thing in subalterns
-of Royal Marines—sprawled over the ward-room table,
-with his chin on his fists, anxiously listening to
-everybody, hoping to glean something or other which
-would point a way out of the difficulties and comfort
-him. The Commander, coming down from making
-certain that the ship had been darkened properly,
-snapped out: "I can't get those transports to 'darken
-ship'. The Admiral has ordered everything, big or
-little, not to show a single light; and there they are,
-many of them, showing a blaze of lights as bright
-as the Strand by night." He rang the bell and sent
-the sentry to find Mr. Orpen. Presently that young
-officer appeared, and was ordered "to go round every
-ship in that darned anchorage and make 'em put out
-their lights—and don't let me catch any of your boat's
-crew smoking alongside the ship, as they were this
-morning, or I'll——" But the Orphan didn't wait
-for the penalty to be mentioned, answered "Very
-good, sir," exchanged undetected winks with the War
-Baby, and went out again.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Everybody turned in, that night, with their thoughts
-full of submarines.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>An hour after midnight the poor old </span><em class="italics">Goliath</em><span> was
-struck by three torpedoes, and sank. She had
-anchored only that afternoon, up beyond Sedd-el-Bahr
-and opposite a promontory known as "De Tott's
-Battery" to protect the left flank of the French
-army and she lay farther up the Straits and nearer
-to Chanak Fort—the big fort at the entrance to The
-Narrows—than any other ship. Beyond this fort a
-Turkish destroyer was known to be lying, just above
-The Narrows; and to prevent her making a sortie,
-four of our destroyers patrolled the waters between
-Chanak Fort and De Tott's Battery, dodging a very
-brilliant search-light on Chanak Fort which lighted
-up this area night after night.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Now the previous evening, just before sunset, a
-heavy and most unusual bank of fog had rolled slowly
-out of The Narrows, and made the night so dark that
-the look-outs on board the patrolling destroyers
-and on board the </span><em class="italics">Goliath</em><span> could hardly see a cable's
-length in front of them. It was just the night that
-that Turkish destroyer would be waiting for; and
-when Chanak search-light was not switched on at
-all, and the Straits were shrouded in thick, ominous
-darkness, the </span><em class="italics">Goliath's</em><span> people had a suspicion that
-"something" would happen, and kept a more ready
-watchfulness.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Shortly after one o'clock the "look-outs" on her
-bridge, and round the guns on the fore shelter-deck,
-sighted a dark mass on her starboard bow, and made
-it out to be a destroyer, drifting, stern first, with the
-current, towards the ship, just as our own patrolling
-destroyers had been accustomed to do. They used
-to steam towards Chanak and its search-light, stop
-engines, and drift back with the current which always
-flowed down through The Narrows, drift down until
-they were abreast De Tott's Battery, and then steam
-back again.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>At first she was thought to be a British destroyer,
-but something roused suspicions, the "challenge" was
-flashed across; she flashed back, but incorrectly; and,
-realizing that she was an enemy, orders were given
-to open fire on her. Two shots blazed out, but they
-were too late; she let fly three torpedoes, one after
-the other, all of which struck "home"; and in four
-minutes the </span><em class="italics">Goliath</em><span> had rolled over, taking down
-with her more than five hundred of her officers and men.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Those on deck in the </span><em class="italics">Achates</em><span> had heard the muffled
-explosions, and seen the search-lights from the other
-battleships above Sedd-el-Bahr searching the surface
-of the water there; but not for some time did anyone
-know what had really happened—not until a signal
-flashed across to say that the </span><em class="italics">Goliath</em><span> had been sunk,
-and to ask for steamboats to be sent to search for
-survivors.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The Orphan, who had only just returned from his
-long job of making all the obstinate transports and
-other ships "darken ship" properly, was immediately
-sent up to the scene of the catastrophe, and the Hun,
-with his steam pinnace, followed. They picked up
-and brought back one dead body and a mere handful
-of very much shaken men. As you know, everyone
-had turned in that night with "submarines on the
-brain"; so when Dr. Gordon went to the Fleet-Surgeon's
-cabin and woke him with "Get up, turn out,
-P.M.O., the </span><em class="italics">Goliath</em><span> has been sunk, and our boats
-have gone for survivors!" you can imagine that the
-Fleet-Surgeon naturally thought that a submarine
-had done this, so was none too happy. "It'll be our
-turn next; rats in a trap! My God! I wish I'd never
-come to sea," he kept groaning as he slipped into his
-clothes, found his swimming-belt,[#] and hurried on deck.</span></p>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 2em">
-</div>
-<p class="noindent pfirst"><span class="small">[#] By this time the swimming-collars had been
-replaced by belts with greatly increased buoyancy.</span></p>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 2em">
-</div>
-<p class="pfirst"><span>The news, when it came at last, that she had been
-sunk by a destroyer came almost as a relief, because,
-in spite of the official signal to the contrary, everyone
-hoped, down at the back of his brain, that perhaps a
-mistake had been made, and that those submarines
-reported from Malta would turn out to be a myth.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>In fact, next morning at breakfast, the Torpedo-Lieutenant
-was quite bright and cheery. He was a
-destroyer expert, and always pooh-poohed submarines
-as much overrated craft, so now never tired of saying
-"Destroyers are some good after all, you see," and
-seemed to take as much pride in the success of the
-Turkish destroyer, as if it had been an English one
-which had sunk a Turkish battleship.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Without a doubt, everyone admired the pluck and
-cunning of this destroyer and its German crew (it was
-known afterwards that the crew was German), however
-much—or little—the loss of the </span><em class="italics">Goliath</em><span> affected
-him; and, truth to tell, it was not the loss of the ship
-nor of the men that affected most people, but the
-moral effect and the addition to the general feeling
-of depression and uneasiness—uneasiness which, it
-must be remembered, was not by any means chiefly
-caused by fear for the actual safety of the ships and
-themselves, but by the dread of what would happen
-to the Army when left unsupported in its very
-insecure position on the Peninsula, with the difficulties
-of supplying itself with stores and reinforcements so
-enormously increased. Those howitzers, too, might
-render the position untenable, especially as, given
-time, there was no reason why the Turks should not
-bring up more and still heavier guns.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Some of the surviving officers lived on board the
-</span><em class="italics">Achates</em><span> for a few days, and slept in hammocks on
-the half-deck, close to the China Doll. He will
-never forget those nights when he turned in—always
-nervous of submarines, and with his swimming-belt
-all ready round his chest, in case of need—and then
-had to listen to them relating their gruesome
-experiences before and after the old ship rolled over and
-they had jumped into the water. They were suffering
-the after effects of their shock, and could talk of
-nothing else all day long, and most of the night as well.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The China Doll would hear, out of the dark, coming
-from one of them: "You remember when that second
-explosion came—you were standing close to me—in
-the battery—the one that shot up that column of water
-which cut the cutter in half—you remember—it fell on
-old Tompkins—it was old Tompkins, wasn't it?—it
-crushed him—don't you remember him howling?—just
-for a second—and then, not answering when you
-sung out to him."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Another voice—a big, gruff one—would "chip in":
-"I'd just said to the Gunner, 'That's not one of our
-destroyers—look at her funnels—you mark my
-word—that's not one of ours'—just before we fired that first
-shot—it didn't hit—I swear I heard a torpedo fired—the
-first one—the one that hit us under the bridge—and
-I'm certain I heard someone sing out: 'Gut! sehr
-gut!'—he must have been a German—he sang
-it out after each torpedo hit us."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Another voice out of the darkness, from a hammock
-close to the China Doll, broke in with: "My word! she
-did topple over—I could never have believed it
-I was in my cabin—just had time to rush up to the
-gangway—the water was pouring over the coaming—couldn't
-stand on the quarter-deck—I don't know how
-I got to the rails—I dragged myself up somehow,
-and crawled right round her—oh, my God! the cries
-inside her—men who couldn't get out."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The big, gruff voice, which had stopped to listen,
-interrupted again: "I got out through a gun-port,
-crawled along the side—when she turned over the
-bilge keel caught me and dragged me under—I never
-knew how I came up again—a man close to
-me—swimming in the water—had his face smashed in by
-a plank which shot up from below—I got hold of the
-plank—it kept me up till the </span><em class="italics">Lord Nelson's</em><span> picket-boat
-found me."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>It was not as if these disjointed remarks were made
-only once, but they were repeated over and over
-again; just as if the thoughts they expressed had been
-fixed so indelibly in their brains, to the exclusion of
-everything else, that when night and darkness came
-they were again so vivid that they had to be given
-utterance to.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The poor China Doll, with his swimming-belt
-round his chest, would listen, with hair on end, until
-he could stand it no longer; then he would jump out,
-and run up on deck and wait, perhaps for an hour,
-until they were silent. How grateful he was to wake
-up and see daylight coming through the gaps in the
-hatchway awning-cover, and to know that another
-night was over! A good many more were as thankful
-as he was.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Next day the early morning "air" reconnaissance—made
-by aeroplane—reported having seen five submarines
-travelling past Kephez Point.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"That puts the hat on it," moaned the Fleet-Surgeon
-when he heard of them; and everybody marvelled
-how they had managed to elude the scouting
-trawlers and destroyers. But most people felt a sense
-of relief that the days of waiting for their coming were
-now over, and that whatever was going to happen
-would do so soon. However, the evening "air
-reconnaissance" reported that these five submarines were still
-there, but had now turned out to be buoys which we
-ourselves had moored—so the grim tension was
-relieved for a little while.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>On that day "Gallipoli Bill" burst very many
-high-explosive shells on "W" beach, apparently chiefly
-out of bravado, to express his glee at the sinking of
-the </span><em class="italics">Goliath</em><span>. Next day the </span><em class="italics">Agamemnon</em><span>, the
-</span><em class="italics">Swiftsure</em><span>, and the heavy batteries on shore "went" for
-him, but could not hit him. The "spotting" aeroplanes
-did their best to locate him and to direct the
-firing; but a dummy gun is so easily put somewhere,
-where it can be seen from above, and a real gun can
-so easily be shifted and hidden, where it cannot be
-seen, that quite possibly the ships and the shore
-batteries were never firing at the real gun. At any
-rate, directly they ceased fire, "Gallipoli Bill" threw
-half a dozen more shells along the ridge above "W"
-beach, and "pulled their legs" pretty thoroughly.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Things went on quietly for the next two or three
-days, although the howitzers did a lot of mischief on
-shore. Rumours came that a trawler had sighted a
-periscope off Imbros island, thirteen miles away, and
-it seemed definitely ascertained that two submarines
-had arrived at Smyrna.</span></p>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 2em">
-</div>
-<p class="pfirst"><span>On the 18th May the </span><em class="italics">Achates</em><span> relieved the </span><em class="italics">Swiftsure</em><span>,
-and from this date, until driven away by
-submarines, she became a "bombarding" ship. She
-once more ceased to fly a flag; the Admiral left her,
-taking with him his two Assistant Clerks; best of all,
-the devouring host of strange snotties and their
-steamboats also departed, and quietness and peace reigned
-in the gun-room. But, like Old Mother Hubbard's
-cupboard, the gun-room store was bare—a fact which
-brought bitter grief to the Pimple and the China Doll.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>There was another submarine scare that night. A
-trawler fired two Very's lights, which meant "have
-sighted a hostile submarine", and things "hummed"
-considerably until it turned out that she had mistaken
-E11, on her way up the Straits, from Mudros, for an
-enemy submarine.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Also, during that same night the Turks commenced
-their desperate thirty-six-hour attack on Anzac, and
-for all that period an almost incessant roar of heavy
-guns came down wind from there. This attack ended
-most disastrously for the enemy, who lost more than
-three thousand men killed. The Honourable Mess
-heard afterwards many yarns of this fight—yarns of
-the Turks pressing through gullies against the
-Australian and New Zealand trenches, pouring through
-in dense masses, shouting "Allah! Allah!" and never
-ceasing that cry, because they believed that no bullet
-would touch them with the sacred name on their lips,
-and being shot down in hundreds and hundreds, until,
-in fact, some of the Australians, who had clambered
-on top of their parapets the better to shoot, refused to
-shoot any longer. Pressed along by the masses
-behind them, the front ranks could not retreat—some,
-throwing away their rifles, ran towards the trenches
-with their hands above their heads, apparently
-demented, shouting "Allah! Allah!"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Perhaps they thought that God would give them
-victory over the "infidel" with their bare hands;
-perhaps they wanted to surrender; but none reached
-those trenches. In front of one maxim alone, 380
-dead were counted when at last the attacks had melted
-away, and the Turks had obtained an armistice to
-bury their dead.</span></p>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 2em">
-</div>
-<p class="pfirst"><span>Now that she was "bombarding" ship, the </span><em class="italics">Achates</em><span>
-had the job of looking after "Gallipoli Bill", and
-often an aeroplane would fly up to "spot" for her
-whilst she tried to knock him out.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Such a day's firing would be arranged and start
-something like this.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Perhaps Captain Macfarlane had been ashore the
-afternoon before, to stretch his long legs, and on
-coming back to the ship would send for the
-Gunnery-Lieutenant. "Oh, look here, I've been ashore this
-afternoon. That 6-inch howitzer is bothering
-everyone a good deal; it dropped one near me—it may not
-have known I was there—but I thought it distinctly
-rude; the Left Flank Observation Post—I was up
-there this afternoon—think they have spotted him—just
-to the left of that single tree near the windmills—you
-know it—the place where those dummy field-guns
-used to be; how about having a try for it in the
-morning?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Yes, sir! Certainly, sir! We had better ask for
-an aeroplane, I suppose," the very "strict-service"
-Gunnery-Lieutenant would suggest.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Certainly! Certainly! Ask them to send a
-specially nice one this time, perhaps a white one with
-blue spots would look pretty."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The Gunnery-Lieutenant, who was absolutely devoid
-of all sense of humour, would look up startled,
-only to see the Captain thoughtfully tugging at his
-pointed yellow beard.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"I don't think there are any like that, sir. They
-have tried various colours, but none are invisible.
-I think they have none like that, sir."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Oh! Very well, we must just take our chance.
-Perhaps they will send us one with pretty red, white,
-and blue rings," the Captain would reply gravely,
-without a tremor of an eyelid; and off would go the
-bewildered Gunnery-Lieutenant to write out a signal
-"requesting permission to bombard Target 159G7",
-or whatever was the dot on the military map nearest
-to "Gallipoli Bill", and wonder whether Captain
-Macfarlane was going "off his head". Whilst
-waiting a reply from the Admiral, he might run across
-the Fleet-Surgeon and tell him what the Captain had
-said. "I suppose there's nothing the matter with
-him, Doc.? You don't think the strain is telling on
-him?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Nothing the matter with him! Of course not,"
-would snap Dr. O'Neill. "It's yourself, you fool;
-your silly noddle's so stuffed with wretched gunnery,
-you haven't room for a joke. He was pulling your leg."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"But where's the joke about 'white with blue spots'—I've
-never seen one like that?" and the Gunnery-Lieutenant
-would scratch his head.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Oh! get out of it; you're hopeless!" Dr. O'Neill
-would growl.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Presently the signal would come that the proposed
-bombarding had been approved by the Admiral, who
-would make arrangements for a "spotting" aeroplane
-at ten o'clock.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Thus were details fixed for another attempt to
-destroy "Bill".</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>In the morning the Gunnery-Lieutenant waited to
-see how the current, or the breeze, or both together,
-made the ship swing. Perhaps that especial morning
-she swung with her stern inshore, so that "X"
-group of 6-inch guns—the group on the starboard
-side, aft—bore most easily. So, after breakfast, the
-Gunnery-Lieutenant sent for the War Baby—in charge
-of these guns—and showed him the exact spot on the
-map and, taking him up into the main-top, the
-special tree close to which "Bill" had last been
-seen—the tree on which he had to train his guns.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The aeroplane with its pilot, the "observer" and
-his wireless apparatus, started away from the
-"advanced" aerodrome near Helles lighthouse,
-commenced to climb up into the "blue", and, when
-ready, signalled "Ready to Commence".</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>By this time the Gunnery-Lieutenant in the fore-top,
-the Captain on the bridge, the War Baby in the
-sighting hood of X1, and the guns' crews in X1 and
-X2 beneath it, just abaft the gun-room, were all ready
-and waiting. "Ranging shot at eight—five—o—o,
-common shell," the Gunnery-Lieutenant sang down
-through his voice-pipe; and watched, as X1 fired,
-away along to the right of Krithia, between the last of
-the windmills and that single tree, where he hoped that
-the aeroplane could see "Bill", although he could
-not do so himself. Up went the cloud-burst, and in
-perhaps fifty seconds the voice-pipe from the
-"wireless" room called "Short 200"—the signal that had
-just come from the aeroplane.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Frequently, on these occasions, the enemy "wireless"
-stations would "block" the "wireless" signals
-from the aeroplane, or make "spotting" signals of
-their own, to confuse the annoyed Gunnery-Lieutenant.
-Always if the aeroplane ventured too near
-"Bill", the Turks burst shrapnel round her.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Sights were corrected, and another shot fired; out
-of the "blue" came the signal "Right, one hundred
-and fifty yards". That meant altering the training
-or, if the gun was kept on that single tree all the
-time, altering the deflection scale on the sight.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>And so, for perhaps twenty rounds, firing went on.
-"Bill", wherever he was, had never spoken a word;
-the aeroplane signalled "O.K.", the interpretation
-of which being that, as far as she could see, the last
-shell had made a direct hit; and presently the
-Gunnery-Lieutenant, who generally had the idea that the
-aeroplane "spotter" didn't know his left hand from
-his right, or "overs" from "shorts", and also was as
-blind as any bat, thought it was about time to finish,
-and would climb down and ask the Captain if he
-should "pack-up".</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The War Baby's guns' crews were then ordered to
-secure and "sponge out" their guns, and a searchlight
-signal was made to the aeroplane that the firing
-was finished. Down she would circle to her aerodrome,
-and if she had anything exciting to tell, would
-signal it across from the Naval Signal Station close at
-hand.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>After such a proceeding it often happened that,
-almost before the aeroplane had come down to land,
-"Bill" would plump three or four high-explosive
-shells on "W" beach or in the soldiers' "rest"
-camp. He was a facetious fellow, very wanting in
-tact, and most elusive.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>To understand the difficulties of hitting him, you
-must try and imagine yourself on the deck of an
-ordinary steamer, standing somewhere about twenty
-feet above the level of the water. The distance of the
-sea horizon is then just a little over five miles. If you
-now imagine that, instead of a continuous, uninterrupted
-curved line, the curve of the horizon is broken
-up by small gullies and ravines and depressions, in
-any one of which "Gallipoli Bill" may be concealed—in
-fact, </span><em class="italics">is</em><span> absolutely hidden from you—and all you
-know is that he is supposed to be in line with,
-perhaps, a particular tree which you can see; that up
-above, there is an aeroplane quite possibly "spotting"
-on a dummy gun, and that only a direct hit will
-destroy "Bill", you obtain a good idea of the difficulties
-of hitting him from where you are—standing in
-your steamer.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>One day, in order to reduce the range, the </span><em class="italics">Achates</em><span>
-anchored in another billet, off "X" beach, farther
-along the "outside" coast of the Peninsula, and had
-hardly dropped her anchor before a cheeky battery of
-4.1-inch guns began dropping their shells all round
-her. It was impossible to locate the battery, and there
-was no option but to shove off again, out of range.
-Again, you must bear in mind that the flashes these
-guns make when fired are very slight, and quite
-momentary, also that dummy flashes were also fired
-some distance away. The only sure proof that the
-actual position of the firing gun had been located was
-by observing the cloud of dust blown up from the
-ground in front of the gun. The size and density
-of this depends naturally upon the kind of ground,
-and also, of course, a position behind ground thickly
-covered with bushes is generally chosen to reduce
-the dust to a minimum; so that, at a range of five
-miles, what dust is thrown up is very, very seldom
-visible.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>In the course of the campaign many of the Turks'
-guns were knocked out by the ships; but every shell
-must fall somewhere, and if you fire a sufficient
-number, sooner or later a lucky one may do the "trick"
-and fall on the exact spot required.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>But a ship's magazines are not inexhaustible; with
-very little effort she could empty them in an hour,
-and be as useless as a Thames barge until they were
-refilled. If there had been an inexhaustible supply
-in the ammunition ships at Mudros, and if a ship had
-made full use of it, she would have worn out her guns
-in next to no time; accurate firing would be impossible,
-and the ship again practically useless.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Knowing all these things, you should now be able
-to realize the extraordinary difficulties of hitting a
-single gun from ships at those necessarily long ranges,
-and be able to understand their comparative failure to
-do so.</span></p>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 2em">
-</div>
-<p class="pfirst"><span>To return to the submarines. It was on a Saturday,
-the 22nd May, that the first German submarine
-actually made its appearance off the Peninsula. Just as
-the Honourable Mess had finished their meagre lunch,
-a signalman brought the Sub a signal, just received
-from the </span><em class="italics">Triumph</em><span>, at anchor off Anzac. The Sub
-read it aloud: "Hostile submarine sighted N.E. of
-Gaba Tepe".</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Well, it's a good thing to get the show over," the
-Sub said; and Uncle Podger remarked that "At any
-rate it will be pretty to watch." They all went on
-deck; and the sight of a long line of transports, store
-ships, and hospital ships hurrying across from Anzac
-to the little protected harbour of Kephalo, in the
-island of Imbros, made it certain that they evidently
-did not doubt that a submarine had been seen.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"They're in earnest, at any rate; there's a pretty
-picture for you," said Uncle Podger as he watched
-them, the smoke simply pouring out of their funnels
-as they made haste to get out of danger. All ships
-round Cape Helles—some forty or fifty ships of all
-kinds—were ordered to raise steam, and the </span><em class="italics">Achates</em><span>,
-shortening in her cable, waited for whatever would
-turn up. Close to her lay the </span><em class="italics">Swiftsure</em><span>; and both
-had to rely for protection on the keenness of their
-"look-outs" and the quickness of their guns' crews,
-because neither ship had torpedo-nets—the </span><em class="italics">Achates</em><span>
-never possessed any; the </span><em class="italics">Swiftsure's</em><span> were lying in a
-store-house in Bombay Dockyard, where she had left
-them a year before war broke out.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Everyone felt sure that "something" would happen
-shortly, and actually experienced a sense of relief to
-at last be faced with the danger which had so long
-threatened. Very many took good care—very good
-care—to secure their swimming-belts under their
-tunics, in readiness to blow them up should the
-necessity arise.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>It was a glorious day, with a very slight "ruffle"
-on the sea; and, as Uncle Podger told the nervous
-China Doll: "My dear chap, you couldn't want a
-better day for a swim."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>At half-past one the </span><em class="italics">Prince George</em><span>, in a new coat
-of paint, steamed under the </span><em class="italics">Achates'</em><span> stern. She had
-returned from a twenty-four-hours "spell" up the
-Straits, looking after the Asiatic howitzers, and as she
-turned slowly into position, to anchor, she suddenly
-began to blaze away with her small guns, for'ard,
-and went full speed ahead. At the same moment
-the cruiser </span><em class="italics">Talbot</em><span>, about a mile away, hoisted the
-signal "hostile submarine in sight", and fired a blank
-charge to draw attention to it. "Close water-tight
-doors" was piped along the decks; the crew dashed
-down below; and the China Doll, trembling with
-excitement, made his way for'ard, and saw the splashes
-of the </span><em class="italics">Prince George's</em><span> shells following and bursting
-all round what looked like the swirl and heave of
-water which a big fish would make when swimming
-just below the surface. One of the gun's crews near
-him shouted that he saw a periscope; another, an
-obvious liar, swore that he could see the tail rudders.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Two destroyers came dashing down—a smother of
-black smoke and white foam—dashing right in among
-the shell splashes—or so it seemed to the nervous
-Assistant Clerk—and then began scurrying round and
-round in circles, seeking something to pounce upon.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>But the submarine had dived, and, whatever her
-skipper's intentions were, she never showed herself
-again that day.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The </span><em class="italics">Prince George</em><span> came solemnly back and let go
-her anchor, like some half-worn-out old watch-dog
-who had gone barking round to drive off intruders and
-then returned to his kennel door; whilst the </span><em class="italics">Swiftsure</em><span>
-started off to join the destroyers in their search.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>But then commenced a most extraordinary exodus
-of shipping from Cape Helles. Transports and store
-ships hove up their anchors and started off on their
-sixty-mile journey to Mudros to seek safety behind
-the submarine net across the entrance. The </span><em class="italics">Achates</em><span>
-received orders to proceed there too, and, you may
-be sure, was not long getting under way, steaming
-on a straight course until a signal came from the
-Admiral, "</span><em class="italics">Achates</em><span> zigzag". The sea from Cape
-Helles was one long line of hurrying steamers.
-Two big "crack" French liners, the </span><em class="italics">France</em><span> and
-</span><em class="italics">La Provence</em><span>, the first of which had only arrived that
-morning, and had not yet begun to disembark the
-four thousand troops on board, lingered at anchor
-for nearly an hour. They were such huge ships, and
-were such tempting submarine targets, that everyone
-wondered why they delayed. Presently, however,
-they joined in the race for safety, and catching up the
-</span><em class="italics">Achates</em><span>, steamed past her as though she had been
-at anchor.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Was not the China Doll, and many more, too,
-aboard her, delighted when the </span><em class="italics">Achates</em><span> slipped
-through the "gate" in that submarine net!</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>That night the </span><em class="italics">Albion</em><span> and </span><em class="italics">Canopus</em><span>, off Anzac,
-remained under way, for safety. During the night the
-</span><em class="italics">Albion</em><span> "took" the ground off Gaba Tepe, and, not
-being able to get off, was exposed to a very heavy
-fire at daybreak from howitzers, field-batteries, and
-also from the 12-inch guns of a Turkish ironclad,
-somewhere above The Narrows, and firing across the
-land. Fortunately, this fire was as inaccurate as it
-was heavy; but the situation was most dangerous and
-unpleasant until the </span><em class="italics">Canopus</em><span> came along, in the thick
-of the shells, laid out some hawsers to her, and at the
-second attempt towed her clear, with a total loss of
-only one man killed and nine wounded.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The next two days passed quietly; no submarines
-were seen or heard of, until on the second morning,
-at half-past eight, a periscope was suddenly observed
-passing along between the </span><em class="italics">Swiftsure</em><span> and </span><em class="italics">Agamemnon</em><span>,
-at anchor off Cape Helles not six hundred yards from
-each other. Fire was opened immediately, and down
-dipped the periscope, to appear again just ahead and
-on the </span><em class="italics">Swiftsure's</em><span> starboard bow. The </span><em class="italics">Swiftsure's</em><span>
-14-pounders blazed away, under went the periscope
-and did not appear again.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>It is a mystery why she did not fire a torpedo;
-presumably she had no time to get into position to make
-a good shot. A signal sent to the ships off Gaba
-Tepe and Anzac warned them; but just before
-half-past twelve the </span><em class="italics">Triumph</em><span> there was struck by two
-torpedoes. The news that she had a list brought
-all the </span><em class="italics">Swiftsure's</em><span> officers and men on deck. Sure
-enough, they could see her through telescopes listing
-heavily, and two destroyers standing by. In twenty
-minutes the red composition on her bottom showed
-above the water; she rapidly fell over, remained
-bottom upwards for some eight minutes, and then
-disappeared. Fortunately, very few of her crew were
-lost.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Another exodus of ships followed, and only the
-poor old </span><em class="italics">Majestic</em><span> and the </span><em class="italics">Henri IV</em><span>, that quaint old
-Frenchman—with the Captain who feared neither
-mine nor torpedo—remained off the Peninsula. Three
-days' grace the </span><em class="italics">Majestic</em><span> received, and then she too
-met her fate, a submarine creeping up, with her
-periscope just showing, and firing two torpedoes at her
-through a gap between two small store ships. At
-6.45 a.m. on Friday, 28th May, the poor old ship
-received her death-blows, and seven and a half
-minutes later capsized. For months her ram just
-appeared above the water off "W" beach, until the
-autumn gales made her settle farther down and
-mercifully hid her from sight.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>It is not surprising that the general feeling of
-uncertainty and uneasiness due to the approach or
-German submarines should, now that they had arrived,
-sunk two big ships, and driven the others away, give
-place to one of foreboding and depression.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The army, which had landed with such proud hopes
-of opening the gates of The Narrows for the fleet to
-pass through, had fought itself to a standstill at
-Helles and Anzac; its supply beaches were constantly
-under shell-fire, and even the "rest" camps daily
-gave up their toll of dead and wounded from shells
-shrapnel or high-explosive.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The big ships could not use the narrow waters with
-freedom or safety; and if one, two, three, or five
-submarines, whatever their number was at this time, had
-already made the long voyage from Germany, ten,
-fifteen, or twenty might follow; and even if the big
-ships forced their way to Constantinople, these
-submarines could make it impossible for them to stay
-there.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Everyone wondered what would be the next move—what
-would happen next.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>There were two bright patches of cheerful sky
-between the dark clouds: our own submarines, working
-with unparalleled daring and skill, passed up and down
-The Narrows, through the nets laid across to catch
-them, almost at their ease, and prevented the Turks
-from using the Sea of Marmora to bring up troops or
-stores; the Commander-in-Chief himself remained
-optimistic, in spite of all.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Dr. O'Neill, meeting Captain Macfarlane, who had
-just returned from the yacht </span><em class="italics">Triad</em><span>, which now flew
-the Commander-in-Chief's flag, asked him: "How
-about the Admiral, sir? I suppose he is even more
-depressed than we are?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Not a bit of it," Captain Macfarlane told him.
-"He is quite cheery; he has a lot 'up his sleeve' yet."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>From now onwards, the battleships remained
-behind the nets at Mudros or Kephalo. From these,
-every now and again, one or other of them would dash
-out with escorts of destroyers; an aeroplane would circle
-overhead to 'spot' for her; and she would bombard
-the Asiatic guns, Achi Baba, Sari Bair, above Anzac,
-or the Olive Grove, near Gaba Tepe, where the Turks
-always had several guns. Having done as much
-damage as possible, back she would steam, zigzagging
-all the way into safety.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>And from this time all stores, ammunition, and
-reinforcements were carried across to the Peninsula
-at night in trawlers, small coasting steamers, and
-what were termed "fleet sweepers"; these being small
-steamers, of a thousand to fifteen hundred tons, which
-had—most of them, at any rate—previous to the war,
-been employed in the passenger and freight traffic on
-the cross-Channel, Irish, or Channel Island services.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Splendidly did they carry out their work—very
-frequently under fire.</span></p>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 4em">
-</div>
-<p class="center pfirst" id="a-peaceful-month"><span class="bold large">CHAPTER XV</span></p>
-<p class="center pnext"><span class="bold large">A Peaceful Month</span></p>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 2em">
-</div>
-<p class="pfirst"><span>The day after the </span><em class="italics">Triumph</em><span> had been torpedoed, and
-two days before the </span><em class="italics">Majestic</em><span> met the same fate, the
-</span><em class="italics">Achates</em><span> left Mudros for the island of Mytilene,
-zigzagging all the way, because Mytilene lay at the
-mouth of the Gulf of Smyrna, and Smyrna harboured
-several submarines which might possibly be in wait
-for her.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>A grand day it was, the sun shining out of an
-almost cloudless sky, the sea bluer than the sky, and
-ruffled pleasantly by a gentle breeze. In the evening
-she passed through a narrow channel between tree-clad
-heights, and anchored in the land-locked harbour.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>For the last month it had not been possible to go
-on deck without seeing a gun fired or a shell burst.
-Down below, in cabin, ward-room, or gun-room, you
-did escape the sight of them—and the sight of those
-high explosives bursting among men and horses on
-the beaches can never be forgotten—but you could not
-escape the sound of them. Each time the air, coming
-through scuttle, doorway, skylight, or hatchway,
-thudded against your ears, the shock, big or little,
-from far or near, made you wince, and made your
-mind stop momentarily to picture the actual explosion;
-your ears tingled, alert and braced, to receive the
-next shock, until the constant, expectant waiting and
-wincing became a strain which affected many people,
-even those who were not then exposed to personal
-danger. It made them irritable or taciturn, or brought
-about little alterations of character and disposition, not
-sufficiently definite, perhaps, to state in words, but
-real enough to notice at the time. In addition, the
-constant sight of trawlers and boats full of wounded,
-passing the </span><em class="italics">Achates</em><span> on their way to hospital ships,
-had a constant depressing effect, not perhaps fully
-realized at the moment.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Later, when there came the more imminent personal
-danger from submarine attack, culminating in the
-capsizing of two battleships, torpedoed in broad
-daylight and in full view of thousands, in circumstances
-which showed how impossible it was, under those
-conditions of service, to meet submarine attack
-successfully, the effect of the strain became more
-pronounced.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Above all, there lacked the success of the expedition,
-which alone could act as an antidote to the strain.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>When, therefore, the </span><em class="italics">Achates</em><span> wound her way
-through the tortuous channel into Ieros harbour, her
-yards almost touching the thick brushwood which
-clothed the cliffs, and these cliffs, shutting out all sight
-of the sea, opened out to give a view of an inland lake
-surrounded by olive-clad hills fading away in the
-distance, and glowing at the warm touch of the evening
-sun, their many-tinted green slopes reflected in its
-placid waters; of villages, quiet little peaceful villages,
-with the peasants clustering along the water's edge as
-the ship floated past, or white-sailed boats crowded
-with smiling, gaily-welcoming Greek men and women,
-it seemed as though a magician's wand had suddenly
-guided and wafted her into some fairy harbour, where
-war and the brutalities of bloodshed could never have
-been known and would never dare to intrude.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Officers and men stood, drinking in, in their various
-ways, the beauty, the peace, and the overwhelming
-quietness of it all.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Old 'Gallipoli Bill' will drop one among those
-people in a moment; they're exposing themselves
-terribly," the Hun grinned.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"They've got 'dug-outs' all handy, somewhere close
-by; you bet they have!" Rawlins said.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"I wonder how our three chaps are getting on at
-'W' beach;" said the Sub, smacking the open-mouthed
-and staring China Doll on his back, so that his doll's
-eyes nearly fell out. "My jumping Jimmy, what a
-place! My blessed stars! What a bathe we'll have
-when we've dropped the 'killick'. I'll ask the
-Commander," and stalked away to find him, banging
-every member of the Honourable Mess he met with
-his fist, with shouts of "My jumping Jupiter, what a
-place!" The Pimple pointed out to the China Doll
-one of the boats they passed. Half full of oranges
-and bananas it was; and their mouths watered and
-their eyes brightened as they thought of the feast they
-would have if it came alongside and the ward-room
-messman did not buy them all.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The ship slowly turned round another bluff, and
-a collier with two English submarines lying alongside
-her came into view.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"They rather spoil the picture," Uncle Podger
-said, "but we needn't look at 'em."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Then the </span><em class="italics">Achates</em><span> let go her anchor, the cable
-rattled noisily, stopped, and the ship lay still.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>A quarter of an hour later, "hands to bathe" was
-"piped", and in less than ten minutes, at least five
-hundred officers and men were bobbing in the water
-alongside, and the air was alive with their cheery
-shouts. The men dived off the booms, the nettings,
-out of the gangways, or climbed down her sides;
-the water for'ard was so thick with black heads and
-white shoulders, that when another man and yet
-another, a constant stream of them, dived in, one
-could not help wondering if there was a clear space
-for them to dive into, though the others always did
-manage to "open out" and let the newcomer in
-without accident.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Aft, some of the Honourable Mess were diving off
-the top of the accommodation ladder; others, the
-more cautious ones, preferred to drop off the foot
-of it. The Hun went off the top, so did Rawlins.
-Uncle Podger walked sedately down the ladder,
-turned a back somersault, and bobbed up again,
-in time to see the Pimple make a show of diving
-off the top, decide that it was too high, and walk
-down it. The China Doll, trying to attract attention,
-wouldn't even dive from the foot of the ladder.
-"You'll promise not to duck me, won't you?" he
-squeaked, and lowered himself down, holding on to
-a rope. The Sub, with his gnarled muscles showing
-under his bathing dress, and disdaining the twenty-foot
-dive from the ladder top, climbed to the edge
-of the after bridge with a water polo ball under his
-arm, threw it far out from the ship, climbed the rails,
-balanced himself for a moment, roared out "Look
-out, you jumping shrimps!" and dived forty feet
-into the water, cutting it like a knife, and coming
-to the surface some thirty yards farther away. The
-more sedate ward-room officers, disrobing in their
-cabins, heard his stentorian, roaring shouts of, "My
-jumping Jimmies! What a place!" Presently they
-too appeared on deck, twisting their towels round
-the quarter-deck rails before they joined the merry
-splashing throng; the little Padre had his
-swimming-belt round his chest, and his everlasting pipe
-in his mouth. The Hun and Uncle Podger, seeing
-him come down the ladder, winked at each other,
-and waited to see what would happen when he
-jumped into the water; but were disappointed, for
-he lowered himself carefully; the swimming-belt kept
-his head well above water, and he paddled about,
-still smoking.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Around and among all these swimmers paddled the
-Greeks in their quaint, picturesque boats, watching
-them and smiling with amusement.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The Hun and Rawlins, slightly out of breath, after
-having disappeared for a few brief moments below
-the surface of the water in their efforts to decide which
-had ducked the other, caught hold of the stern of a
-boat which happened to be near, and drawing themselves
-half out of the water, grinned happily at a bevy
-of plump young damsels sitting there. The girls,
-laughing merrily, gave them each an orange; whereupon
-they slipped back into the water and proceeded
-to eat them. But the sight of these two lying placidly
-on their backs and devouring their oranges was too
-much for the others. Uncle Podger with his trudgeon
-stroke reached the unsuspecting Rawlins first, seized
-his orange, ducked him, and dived, only to come up
-among the enemy—the Pimple, the Sub, and the
-outraged Rawlins. The War Baby threw himself into
-the mêlée; the Hun, swallowing the rest of his orange,
-joined in too; and the life of Uncle Podger was only
-saved by a shower of oranges, and peals of girlish
-laughter from the boat.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Securing their prizes they shouted, "Thanks,
-awfully! Merci beaucoup!" hoping that they might
-understand French; and the War Baby, who knew
-a few words of Spanish, called out, "Gratia!
-Señoritas!" hoping they could understand that. But
-language did not matter; they knew what was meant
-to be expressed, and shrieked with laughter.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The Fleet-Paymaster, puffing along by the side
-of Dr. Gordon, who looked exactly like a walrus in
-the water, grunted out: "We're too old, I suppose,
-for 'em to chuck oranges at us? Let's try!"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>And they did; and each got his orange, and his
-shriek of laughter when he tried to eat it without
-spoiling the taste with sea water.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>All this time the China Doll, who could only swim
-a few strokes, did not venture far from the foot of the
-ladder, very miserable that everybody seemed to have
-forgotten him, and knowing that if he did venture out
-among the others he would certainly be ducked—which
-he hated—and very probably drowned.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Up on deck, Captain Macfarlane, grimly looking
-on, met the Gunnery-Lieutenant coming up from
-performing his trick of tossing a hoop off the top of
-the ladder, and then diving through it as it lay on
-the surface of the water—he had done this about ten
-times already, as if he were carrying out some drill or
-religious exercise.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Mr. Gunnery-Lieutenant," Captain Macfarlane
-said, tugging thoughtfully at his beard; "the Great
-War is still on, is it not?" and the startled
-Gunnery-Lieutenant, the hoop in one hand, the other raised
-to his dripping hair in wild salute, replied: "Oh!
-Yes, sir! As far as I know, sir!" and, later on, gave
-it as his opinion that "the Skipper must be going off
-his head".</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Presently the bugle sounded the "retire", and
-everyone splashed back to the ship, the members of
-the Honourable Mess going down to the half-deck,
-chattering like magpies round the Pink Rat's cot
-whilst they rubbed themselves down and dressed.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"I never got an orange. I do think you chaps
-might have brought me one," the China Doll
-squeaked, a little upset because no one had taken
-any notice of him; so they chased him round the
-half-deck with their wet towels, till he shrieked for mercy
-and was happy again.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Then they rushed up on deck, because the Hun and
-Bubbles meant to ask those girls on board to show
-them the holes made by the Smyrna shells, as some
-little "return" for the oranges.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The others had "dared" them to do this; and they
-would have asked them, but were too late—their boat
-had paddled back to the village.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>What a dinner they had that night!</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The miserable little messman, for once, had risen
-to the occasion, and bought potatoes, cabbages,
-lettuce, and onions, and fruit—oranges and
-bananas—which of course were "extras".</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"I'm jolly sorry that the other three aren't here,"
-Uncle Podger remarked, as he skinned his fourth
-orange. "Wouldn't old Bubbles have loved them?
-Wouldn't he have been pretty to watch?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>On these occasions, when "extras" had been
-provided, a comic scene always followed in the pantry.
-In order that the messman could know who devoured
-his precious "extras", and could put the names down
-in his book, he had to keep a very smart "look-out"
-through the sliding doors in the pantry bulkhead; and
-Barnes, who hated him like poison, would block one
-and then the other with his huge head and shoulders,
-so that he should not see which of the "young
-gen'l'men" had taken an orange or banana. As
-Uncle Podger always said on such occasions: "It
-was pretty to watch him and Barnes dodging each
-other backwards and forwards, from side to side."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Barnes would slide across one of the trap-doors,
-then block up the other; across would dart the little
-messman, slide back the one which had just been
-closed, and peep through it. Bang would go the
-other, and Barnes would be seen pushing the
-messman aside, muttering "'Ere you; you're getting in
-the way, you are", reaching through, and making
-pretence of drawing back any dirty plates or dishes
-which stood on the sideboard. And so this game
-went on; whilst the Pimple and the China Doll,
-keeping their eyes about them, would seize fruit at the
-most favourable moment, drop the skins on someone
-else's plate if possible, and if not, throw them far
-under the table.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Barnes, afterwards, when he cleared the table and
-swept up the deck, would do it to a muttered
-accompaniment of: "That nawsty little beggar, a-countin'
-up and a-puttin' down everythink of 'is beastly
-hextras. 'Umph!" (bang would go the broom against a
-leg of the table). "And who eats 'em? 'Umph! the
-nawsty, slimy toad. I'll learn 'im, me as what 'as a
-pub of 'is own at 'ome—or 'ad, afore this 'ere war
-a-started."</span></p>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 2em">
-</div>
-<p class="pfirst"><span>The days which followed were days of real delight,
-never to be forgotten by the Honourable Mess, who
-revelled in them and in the noiseless, peaceful nights
-when they slept on the quarter-deck, and woke to slip
-off their pyjamas and plunge over the side into the
-transparent water.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>In a week's time, very early one morning, up the
-harbour came the grey picket-boat with the Orphan;
-behind her followed Trawler No. 370 with Bubbles,
-the Lamp-post, and all that was left of their beach
-party.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Come along, you chaps!" called Uncle Podger,
-waving his towel, when at last they came aboard.
-"My! but you do look scarecrows! Off with your
-grubby clothes and flop in. It's simply splendid!" They
-did flop in; and that morning's bathe, when the
-Honourable Mess was once more united, was a memorable
-one, especially to the "War Baby"—the officer
-of the watch—who could not make them come out of
-the water until long after the regulation time, and
-until the Commander had twice sent for him to know
-why he didn't stop that confounded noise round the
-foot of the ladder.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>They arranged a grand picnic next day, and hired
-two of the little Greek sailing-boats which ferried
-people across from one side of the harbour to the
-other. They bought a basketful of oranges from the
-Greek boats alongside—it was cheaper to do this than
-to get them through the messman—they took a kettle
-of water, tins of jam, milk, and butter, loaves of bread;
-and away they went, with a merry breeze, the whole
-crowd of them, the Sub, Uncle Podger, the Orphan,
-Rawlins, and Bubbles in one, the Lamp-post and the
-remainder in the other. They raced the two boats to
-a tiny island at the mouth of the entrance of the
-harbour, beached them without rubbing off much paint,
-stripped, and larked in the water and out of it, on the
-grass under some trees.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Then the China Doll and the Pimple were appointed
-"cooks of the mess", and wandered off to collect
-driftwood to make a fire on the beach, whilst the others
-stretched themselves on the grass to dry themselves
-until they were too hot, then plunged in again till
-they were cool. By the time the fire had begun to
-crackle famously the Sub, Uncle Podger, and two of
-the snotties—the Lamp-post and Bubbles, who were
-over eighteen years old—had found their pipes,
-lighted them, and were puffing away luxuriously.
-The Sub, whose heart warmed benevolently within
-him, called out: "Carry on smoking, my bouncing
-beauties—every mother's son of you—so long as you
-aren't sick!" So off dashed the others to their clothes,
-and produced the well-worn pipes which they had
-brought with them, hoping that the Sub would be in
-a good temper. Even the China Doll produced a
-cigarette case, and made a great fuss of lighting a
-"Virginian", puffing at it like a girl, then holding
-it in his fingers because the smoke made his eyes
-water. "No 'stinkers'! No 'gaspers' here! Phew.
-What a horrible smell!" the others shouted. The
-Orphan pretended to faint, Bubbles threw himself down
-in the grass and groaned.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"I haven't any 'Gyppies'," pleaded the Assistant
-Clerk. "You smoke 'stinkers' yourselves sometimes.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Only on board, China Doll, to drown the smell of
-the gun-room, when you're in it," Bubbles gurgled.
-"Get to leeward, you little stink-pot!" The Pimple
-and Rawlins made a rush for him; he dodged them,
-and waded into the water.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Come back!" they shouted as they followed him.
-"We're getting wet; we can't swim a stroke," and
-drove him out until only his head and neck were
-above the water. They made him smoke it there,
-throwing clods of earth at him whenever he attempted
-to take it out of his mouth to prevent his eyes watering.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Nice, quiet, gentlemanly lads," said Uncle Podger
-from the grass. "Very pretty to watch, aren't they?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>But the Pimple—earnestly occupied in keeping the
-China Doll and the "overpowering" smell of his tiny
-cigarette from destroying the aroma from nine fairly
-foul pipes loaded with "ship's" tobacco—and the
-China Doll thus engaged, with only his head above
-water, were neglecting their duty as cooks to the
-Honourable Mess. The kettle was trying to lift off
-its lid, and threatened to fall over.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>It was saved just in time, and the Pimple, violently
-seized by the Hun and Rawlins, escorted back to his
-duties, whilst the China Doll waded out with his
-cigarette damped and "dead".</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The Sub, Uncle Podger, and the Lamp-post lay
-and smoked, and watched the others carrying all the
-paraphernalia of tea from the two boats to a little place
-under a shady tree, cutting slices of bread, and
-opening the tins of milk, butter, and jam.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Isn't this an extraordinary change from ten days
-ago?" said Uncle Podger presently, with a great sigh
-of enjoyment. "The whole place looks as if it had
-never even heard of such a thing as war."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"It may look like it, Uncle, but you'd be nearer
-the mark if you said that it had never really known
-peace," the Lamp-post said. "Why, Mytilene, and
-the other islands round about here, have seen fighting
-all through history—history was made in these
-parts—right away from the year one—five hundred years
-before it, too, and they haven't known peace—not for
-any length of time—ever since. The Phoenicians,
-Athenians, Carthaginians, Romans, Persians,
-Syrians, Turks, and Greeks—they've all had a "go" at
-it—landed and killed the men, garrisoned the place
-for a few years, till they were "booted" out or killed
-by the next little lot to come along.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"I was only asking the Interpreter[#] this morning,
-and he told me that there are villages up there" (and
-the Lamp-post pointed across the harbour to the
-slopes of the hills) "which are full of Turks, and they
-daren't come down to the Greek villages except in
-numbers and in the daylight—nor dare the Greeks go
-up to them—for fear of being killed. He told me
-that the Greeks and Turks are always fighting on
-these islands, and on the mainland right along the
-coast to Smyrna. The Greek chaps get on their
-nerves; they work hard, are smarter business men,
-lend money, which makes them very unpopular; and
-there are so many of them in the coast towns that the
-Turks are really frightened of them, so they kill them
-whenever they get a comfortable opportunity and
-can raise the energy. Hereditary enemies they are,
-and vendettas go on just as they have done for
-centuries; but the Turk has generally got an old
-rifle, of sorts, so it's the Greek who gets killed in
-the long run.</span></p>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 2em">
-</div>
-<p class="noindent pfirst"><span class="small">[#] The </span><em class="italics small">Achates</em><span class="small"> had a Syrian interpreter on board.</span></p>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 2em">
-</div>
-<p class="pfirst"><span>"You see," went on the Lamp-post, "all the
-Turkish soldiers who used to keep the peace—sometimes—in
-the villages and small towns have been
-withdrawn to Smyrna or the Dardanelles, and now
-they are away the Turks and Greeks are at each
-other's throats hammer and tongs. The Interpreter
-told me that there are more than thirty thousand
-refugees from the coast in Mytilene alone, and
-thousands more are trying to escape before they are
-killed."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"That's why the Greeks here are giving the Turks
-in the hills such a rotten time, I suppose?" the Sub
-asked.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"It rather spoils the picture," Uncle Podger said;
-"I wish you hadn't told us."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Let us go, some day, and see the castle at
-Mytilene," the Lamp-post suggested. "The Interpreter
-says that it was started five hundred years B.C.—by
-the Phoenicians or someone like them, and has been
-added on to by everybody else ever since. He says
-you can see some parts which are Roman and some
-which the Persians built. I'm frightfully keen on
-things like that," he added apologetically:</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Come along, you chaps! Everything's ready!"
-the others shouted, carrying up the kettle of boiling
-water.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>A grand tea they had, although the Orphan upset
-a good deal of the only tin of milk over himself. That
-did not matter much, for they managed to save most
-of it with spoons.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Pass the Orphan, please," one or other would
-say, "I want some more milk;" and whoever was
-sitting next to him, Bubbles or Rawlins, would sing
-"He's too heavy," and pretend to scrape more
-milk off his bathing-suit.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The China Doll and the Pimple, however, felt
-that there were two things lacking to make the
-picnic a complete success—sardines and some tinned
-sausages to cook over the fire; but, of course—and
-they sighed heavily—the gun-room store was empty.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The China Doll, presently, blinked and blushed,
-and suggested that they should ask the War Baby to
-the next picnic. There was a shout of "He's all
-right, but he doesn't belong to the gun-room—this is
-a gun-room picnic."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"But, if he came, he might bring some sardines
-and 'bangers'. I know they have some in the
-ward-room—I asked their messman."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"You're a perfect marvel, China Doll; fancy thinking
-all that out in your noddle!" the Pimple said
-admiringly. "I votes we do ask him."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Then the Orphan, catching sight of the wet
-remains of that "Virginian" cigarette lying in the
-grass, pretended to faint; and when he'd been revived
-by a convenient twig twirled round inside his nose,
-groaned: "I'm awfully sorry, you chaps, but didn't
-you notice that awful smell again," and pointed to
-that unhappy cigarette end.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Don't be silly," the China Doll kept on saying,
-blushing and trying to hide it; but they sent him
-twenty yards along the beach, made him scrape with
-his hands a hole, a foot deep, in the muddy sand,
-and bury it there. "You've eaten all the oranges,"
-he almost "blubbed" when he returned. "My back's
-all sunburnt, and my feet are tingling. I've been
-treading on something which hurts."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>They threw some oranges at him and made him
-happy, but he kept on looking at the soles of his
-feet.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Well, if you will tread on sea-urchins' eggs you
-can't expect anything else," the Lamp-post said,
-having a look at them himself.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Lend us a knife, somebody; he's got thirty or
-forty of the spikes in his feet." But the pain of
-having them extracted with a pocket-knife was too much
-for the Assistant Clerk; he said he'd get Dr. Gordon
-to take them out when they went back to the ship.
-He ate his oranges, and looked rather miserable
-whilst he dressed, slowly.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The others played the newly invented "submarine
-game", standing in a ring with the water up to their
-chins, their legs wide apart, and stones in their hands;
-whilst the Orphan, who took the part of a submarine,
-started in the middle, dived, and had not to come
-to the surface before he had torpedoed somebody
-by swimming between his legs. If any part of him
-showed up above the surface, or he came up to
-breathe, the others threw stones at him; and if he was
-hit he had lost, and started again. The torpedoed
-one had to change places with the "submarine"; and
-when the fat Bubbles was at last torpedoed and had
-to take this leading part, you can imagine that parts
-of him showed very often, and he laughed so much
-that he couldn't keep his head under for ten seconds
-at a time.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Very pretty to watch," remarked Uncle Podger.
-Then they all scrambled out, dried themselves in the
-sun, dressed; stowed away all the tea "gear" in the
-boats—the kettle, teacups, knives, spoons, and plates;
-carried the China Doll down to the boat to the tune of
-"John Brown's body lies a-mouldering in the grave";
-had a search for a missing spoon; found it; shoved off,
-and raced back to the ship, the losing boat's crew to
-pay for the oranges.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Off you go to Dr. Gordon," the Sub told the
-China Doll, "and just pretend those feet of yours
-don't hurt you. If you go limping about looking like
-a dying duck in a thunderstorm, you won't get the
-kind of sympathy you want—not from me!"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"That youth behaves like a little girl. He always
-wants people to take notice of him and pet him.
-Whatever will he be like when he grows up?" the
-Sub said afterwards to Uncle Podger.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"A good beating twice a week would make a man
-of him," advised the Clerk. "He is a good enough
-little chap, but he does want beating."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"I'll see what can be done," answered the Sub
-thoughtfully.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>At that time the Greek population was extremely
-polite, and glad to see British Naval uniforms.
-Everyone who passed took off his hat, the girls were all
-smiles, and the children flocked round, holding out
-flowers, though their homage was slightly diminished
-by insistent demands for "one pen-ny". In fact,
-they became a beastly nuisance after a while.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Now you must understand that the </span><em class="italics">Achates</em><span> had not
-been sent to Ieros for the purpose of providing
-entertainment for the gun-room officers, but to superintend
-the blockade of Smyrna. To make this blockade
-effective, she had under her orders two mine-layers,
-some destroyers, and some submarines. These were
-always going out or coming in through the picturesque
-entrance, and the submarine off duty used to make
-fast alongside the </span><em class="italics">Achates</em><span>. Naturally she proved
-a great attraction to the gun-room officers, who used
-to bother the lives out of the sub-lieutenants—seconds
-in command—to show them round.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>One of these, a cheery sportsman, burst out with:
-"Oh, hang it all! Come along, every one of you;
-four at a time, and I'll work through the whole
-blooming Mess and get it over and done with."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>He did get it 'over', though the last four, the China
-Doll among them, were rather a trial.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"But if," bleated the Assistant Clerk, standing on
-the plates below the open conning-tower, "if you did
-happen to dive when the lid was open, wouldn't the
-water come in?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>There was a roar of laughter from the others (which
-he wanted); but the second in command, whose
-patience had not yet quite vanished, said: "Oh,
-that's nothing! that often happens. We just stand
-down here, puff out our cheeks, and blow up through
-the conning-tower—blow very hard until someone
-climbs up and puts the lid on again."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Is that really true?" gasped the China Doll, not
-quite certain whether he was being made a fool.</span></p>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 2em">
-</div>
-<p class="pfirst"><span>Much as the officers appreciated the change of scene
-at Ieros, the men appreciated it still more. All except
-the beach party and the boats' crews (a very small
-proportion) had been cooped up in the noisy, crowded
-mess-decks ever since leaving Port Said. They to
-could now go ashore occasionally; twice a day they
-could jump overboard and swim in the glorious,
-buoyant water alongside, and once a week route
-marches took place early in the morning, before the
-sun became too hot. These route marches, however,
-were not very popular.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>You may be certain that the first time Fletcher the
-stoker went ashore, he took "Kaiser Bill" with him.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"You should have seen him nipping off the bits of
-grass," he told the Orphan later on; "he did enjoy
-himself, sir!"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Whilst here, the wireless press news came each
-morning, and was not reassuring, for the Germans had
-commenced their advance through Galicia and into
-Poland, and nothing seemed able to stop them.
-News, too, from the Peninsula was bad—nearly a
-thousand men had been lost when the transport </span><em class="italics">Royal
-Edward</em><span> was sunk by a submarine, and another desperate
-attempt to capture Krithia had failed with heavy
-losses.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>As a set-off against all these dismal tales there
-were rumours of mysterious monitors on their way
-out with heavy guns, of reinforcements pouring
-eastwards, and of the brilliant exploits of our own
-submarines above the Dardanelles, in the Sea of Marmora.</span></p>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 4em">
-</div>
-<p class="center pfirst" id="a-glorious-picnic"><span class="bold large">CHAPTER XVI</span></p>
-<p class="center pnext"><span class="bold large">A Glorious Picnic</span></p>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 2em">
-</div>
-<p class="pfirst"><span>Among the many queer characters they met at Ieros,
-none was more quaint than a Mr. M'Andrew, who
-appeared on the scene in a very smart, rakish little
-motor yacht with two masts and a gay awning, very
-reminiscent of the River Thames. Sometimes he
-appeared flying the Greek flag, and bringing the
-rubicund military governor of Mytilene to "protest"
-against the British having done "this" or "that";
-with a cheery "Au revoir, Messieurs; à Constantinople!"
-when he left the ship. At other times he flew
-the red ensign, and took Captain Macfarlane and the
-Commander for—as far as the gun-room knew—pleasant
-little sea trips. Generally he flew no flag
-at all, and had a most motley crew of picturesque
-brigands with him.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Occasionally the yacht used to lie alongside the
-</span><em class="italics">Achates</em><span>, and once or twice the Sub tempted
-Mr. M'Andrew down into the gun-room to take a glass of
-iced soda-water, of which he seemed excessively fond.
-He never touched alcohol.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>He looked like a retired bank-manager who possibly
-devoted his leisure to teaching in a Sunday or
-"ragged" school; he was broad and plump, and
-perhaps fifty years of age—a most placid-looking
-individual who always wore an old, but not shabby, blue
-suit, across the ample waistcoat of which stretched
-a very thick gold watch and chain. He talked very
-simply—as if talking was mere waste of breath—and
-his conversation was chiefly about soda-water and the
-places he remembered where you could buy it cheapest.
-He always carried a bunch of raisins in one of his
-side-pockets, and ate them deliberately, one at a
-time, whenever he was not smoking a very old briar
-pipe. The Sub used to ask him to dinner or lunch,
-but he would refuse. "No, thank you; I never have
-meals; I just go on munching raisins, and have some
-bread occasionally."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Rumour had told the Honourable Mess that he was
-really a daring pirate, and led forays against the Turks
-in the little bays on the mainland—over against
-Mytilene—though never a word could they get from him
-about his adventures—about anything, in fact, except
-soda-water, the merits of dried raisins, and the
-unfortunate family troubles of his crew.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>There was one old man who used to sit on the top
-of the deck-house all day long without saying a word
-to a soul—a shrunken old Greek with very sharp
-features and black eyes which seemed to blaze from
-their deep sockets in the most startling way. When
-you first saw him he looked a poor, withered, feeble
-old "dodderer", in spite of the Winchester rifle he
-always gripped across his knees, and the two filled
-bandoliers of cartridges round his waist and shoulders;
-but when he turned to look at you the fierceness of
-his eyes gave him a most extraordinary appearance.
-Mr. M'Andrew used to take him down a loaf of
-bread—provided by the gun-room—pat him on the shoulder,
-and say a few words to him. "Poor old man!"
-Mr. M'Andrew told them, "poor old man; he's rather
-miserable. You see, he and his three sons kept a
-flock of sheep on some little island near the coast, and
-the Turks came along, killed his sons and the sheep,
-and tried to kill him, but he managed to escape. He
-knew of a crack in a rock, where he hid by day—for
-three days—crawling out at night to suck the grass
-and eat berries and leaves, until the Turks gave up
-looking for him and went away—thought he must be
-dead. I just happened to be going past there
-yesterday, saw him wave, and brought him along. He
-won't be really happy again until he's killed a Turk
-for each of his sons; he thinks I'll give him the chance
-soon, so won't leave me."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"But shall you?" the Honourable Mess cried with
-one accord.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"This really is not at all bad soda-water,"
-Mr. M'Andrew went on in his slow, deliberate way. "I
-remember when I was in Mexico—no, it reminds me of
-some I got at Haiti during the revolution, the one of
-1901. As I was saying, most of my crew have had a
-good deal of family trouble one way or the other.
-There's that little lad who cleans the brasswork. He's
-the only one left of a family of twelve—father, mother,
-brothers, and sisters. He hid in the roof when the
-Turks cut the throats of the others one night. He
-came along here—no, I don't know how—and wants
-me to let him have a rifle. Oh, those other chaps;
-nice, gentle-looking fellows, aren't they? They can't
-bear the Turks—more or less for the same reason!
-Some of their relatives have been killed by them, or
-they've been driven away from the mainland and have
-nothing left of farms, or shops, or flocks, wives or
-children. They just come along to me, and I lend them
-some old rifles I just happen to have."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Have they had a chance of using them?" the
-snotties asked. "Most of them say they have killed
-a Turk or two; tell me so when they come first. And
-I expect they have," went on Mr. M'Andrew in his
-placid voice, feeling in his pocket for another raisin,
-and fumbling with the fob of his gold watch-chain.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The China Doll, in fact all the gun-room officers,
-spent a good deal of time watching him moving about
-among the fierce, black-eyed ruffians, who sat about
-the deck of the smart little motor-yacht with their
-bandoliers across their shoulders, their rifles (which
-Mr. M'Andrew just happened to have lent them)
-gripped firmly in their hands. They cleaned these
-interminably, and Mr. M'Andrew walked about and
-spoke a few words to each, just as you could picture
-him walking about the boys in his Ragged School in
-Glasgow, distributing raisins and bread to them just
-as he might have done to his boys.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>One day the motor-yacht towed in a clumsy, old,
-local trading schooner, and anchored her abreast the
-</span><em class="italics">Achates</em><span>. She turned out to be a Turkish trading
-ship which had been becalmed off some Greek village.
-The Greeks captured her, and had killed at least one
-of her crew, for his body still lay on the deck, just at
-the break of the poop.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Oh, no!" said Mr. M'Andrew, in genuine surprise,
-"I had nothing to do with it. I simply found her a
-derelict and towed her in here. The rest of the crew
-were probably killed as well, but thrown overboard.
-Oh, no! that's nothing unusual."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The dead Turk was handed over to the authorities,
-and this lumbering old derelict—she looked at least
-fifty years old, and was probably a hundred—swung
-at anchor, close to the </span><em class="italics">Achates</em><span>, for some days.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The Sub had a brilliant "brain wave", and
-suggested that the gun-room should commission her, one
-day, for a picnic. Captain Macfarlane gave permission,
-and then came the question of asking the War Baby.
-Finally it was unanimously decided to do so; and—"Well",
-as Bubbles said when he gave the invitation,
-"if you can bring some sardines and sausages along
-with you, so much the better." They asked
-Mr. Meredith, the R.N.R. Lieutenant, and Dr. Gordon,
-the R.N.V.R. Surgeon, and they asked the Padre too;
-and, wonderful to relate, that pale-faced little man
-jumped at the offer—"so long as he could smoke his
-pipe all the time". The other two of course accepted.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>After dinner, and after considerable deliberation
-and more noise, the following notice appeared on the
-board in the gun-room, under the alarum-clock and
-the five broken-down wrist-watches:—</span></p>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 2em">
-</div>
-<pre class="literal-block">
-<span>NOTICE
-
-To-morrow, Thursday, 17th June, H.M. Schooner *What's Her
-Name* will be commissioned, at 1.30 p.m.
-
-The following appointments have been made to her:—
-
-Captain ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... The Sub.
-First-class Passenger ... ... ... ... Mr. Meredith.
-First Lieutenant and Boatswain ... ... The Pink Rat.
-Officer of Marines and Master-at-Arms The War Baby.
-Surgeon and Captain of the Main-top ... Dr. Gordon.
-Chaplain and Official Photographer ... The Rev. Horace Gibbons.
-Paymaster and Man-of-all-Work ... ... Uncle Podger.
-Captain of the Fore-top ... ... ... ... The Lamp-post.
-Foretopmen ... ... ... ... ... ... ... The Hun, The Orphan,
- Rawlins
-Maintopmen ... ... ... ... ... ... ... Bubbles, The Pimple.
-Cabin Boy ... ... ... ... ... ... ... The China Doll.
-Second Cabin Boy ... ... ... ... ... Barnes.
-The Ancient Mariner ... ... ... ... ... Fletcher the Stoker.
-The Albatross ... ... ... ... ... ... "Kaiser Bill".
-
-*Uniform of the day—Pirate Rig.*
-
-Coloured shirt, vest, or jersey.
-Trousers or shorts.
-Head-dress—any old thing, as long as it's hideous.</span>
-</pre>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 2em">
-</div>
-<p class="pfirst"><span>Fletcher they asked because they thought the old
-man would enjoy "a bit of an outing", and "Kaiser
-Bill" was asked because Fletcher wouldn't enjoy it
-without him.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Barnes, on reading the notice and seeing his own
-appointment, growled to the messman: "What did
-them young gen'l'men a-think they was a-doin' of; no,
-'e wasn't a-goin' a-sailorisin' in that 'ere craft what
-murder 'ad been done in, an' the blood-stain on 'er
-deck an' all—not 'e;" but he changed his mind and
-went aboard with the Pirate Crew, grinning like a
-huge schoolboy, with his big basket of food (including
-the War Baby's sardines and sausages), a bucket of
-coal and wood to make a fire, a kettle, frying-pan,
-and a barricoe of water. They climbed aboard, handed
-up all the "gear" and their towels, and the Sub ran
-a boat's ensign, which he had borrowed, up to the
-main masthead.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Hello, Doc! brought your Harley Street bag with
-you, I see." Dr. Gordon laughed. "Yes," he
-twinkled, "it might be useful." The little Padre,
-beaming, passed aboard his camera, and climbed up
-after it.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>To give you an idea of what this piratical crew
-looked like, the Orphan wore a red tam-o'-shanter, a
-yellow-and-black sweater, running "shorts", and
-gymnasium shoes; and Bubbles had an old kicked-in
-bowler hat on the back of his head, a green football
-shirt stuffed into striped bathing drawers, and a pair
-of sea-boots. He made a picturesque villain,
-especially when he gripped a captured Turkish bayonet
-between his teeth and gurgled at the China Doll.
-Most of them started with naked Turkish bayonets
-tucked into their belts; but, on Uncle Podger's advice,
-the Sub sent these back in the boat which had taken
-them all to the </span><em class="italics">What's Her Name</em><span>. What a funny
-old-fashioned tub she was, and what stories she could
-have told of all the years she had been toiling round
-the coast, among the islands! Her high poop had
-rails round it, some of the wooden posts beautifully
-carved, but most of them of rough wood, which
-showed that she had "come down in the world" in
-her old age. Between the poop and the still higher
-fo'c'sle was a "well" deck, with its dark blood-stain,
-the foremast right amidships, and two big open
-hatchways, one for'ard and one abaft the mast. Round
-her fo'c'sle were more rails, some handsomely carved,
-and on it was an antediluvian windlass for hoisting
-the anchor. The cable was so rusted and worn that
-it seemed hardly possible that she could trust to it to
-ride out even the lightest of gales.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Her masts—the lower masts at any rate—and the
-wide-spreading foreyard were good, sound bits of
-timber, but the top-masts and fore-tops'l yards looked
-anything but sound, and her "standing" rigging was
-so chafed and so badly "set up" that her murdered
-crew must have been "past masters" in the art of
-sailing her gently to prevent her masts carrying away.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Well, what about it?" the Sub asked Mr. Meredith,
-with a note of anxiety in his voice. "The breeze
-is blowing straight out of the harbour; if we run to
-lee'ard, 'twill be too narrow there to beat back, won't
-it? We'd best start beating to wind'ard, hadn't we?
-Look here," he said, "this is rather out of my line;
-you'd best run the show. You'd better start a mutiny
-right away."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>As Mr. Meredith had been in sailing-ships for
-years, and had been Captain of a full-rigged ship
-before he was thirty, what he didn't know about
-sailing wasn't worth knowing. "All right," he smiled,
-"I'm game;" and seizing the unresisting Sub by the
-neck of his coloured jersey, hurled him to the deck
-with fierce yells, and planting one foot on his chest,
-roared: "Clear lower deck! I'm now the Captain of
-the </span><em class="italics">What's Her Name</em><span>. Now, you dog," he hissed,
-as the pirate crew "fell in", "get up and 'fall in'
-among those rascals; another word and you'll walk
-the plank, and your bones shall bleach on the coral
-islands of the Spanish Main. Ha! ha!"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The crew, overawed by his daring, and the ferocity
-of his appearance in a Turkish fez, a red shirt, Sam
-Browne belt, and khaki riding-breeches, gave three
-cheers for the new Captain; old Fletcher, who had
-put "Kaiser Bill" in a safe place where he could not
-fall down the hatchways, smiled indulgently; and
-Barnes, trying to enter into the spirit of the game,
-grumbled in an undertone: "This 'ere 'clear lower
-deck' and 'fall in' sounds too much like the real
-thing," and "'e didn't see quite where the fun came in."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Then the Lamp-post and his foretopmen, the Hun,
-the Orphan, and Rawlins, were sent off to clear the
-jibs and slack away the tops'l gaskets up aloft, and to
-learn where their proper halyards "ran"; Dr. Gordon,
-the Pimple, and Bubbles went aft to get the big
-spanker ready for setting; Barnes and the China
-Doll were ordered to explore the little cook-house,
-just under the fo'c'sle; Fletcher had strict orders to
-keep alight the cigar which the Sub had brought
-him, and enjoy himself at all costs, and all the others
-followed Mr. Meredith up on the fo'c'sle to heave up
-the cable.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>In five minutes after getting on board, the Orphan
-and Rawlins were climbing out along the bowsprit
-and jib-boom, and the Lamp-post and the Hun were
-up aloft, out along the tops'l-yard, unlashing the
-gaskets and having a grand time; whilst the crowd
-on the fo'c'sle began levering round the old horizontal
-windlass ("wild cat", Mr. Meredith told them, was
-its proper name) with two long levers, like crowbars,
-stuck in the holes at each end of it.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Let's have a 'chanty'," they called, and the Sub
-started "We'll rant and we'll roar"; but that did not
-"fit in", so Mr. Meredith gave them a very old one:</span></p>
-<blockquote>
-<div>
-<div class="line-block outermost">
-<div class="line"><span>"For the times are hard, and the wages low;</span></div>
-<div class="inner line-block">
-<div class="line"><span>Leave her, Johnny, leave her.</span></div>
-</div>
-<div class="line"><span>Last night I heard the Old Man say,</span></div>
-<div class="inner line-block">
-<div class="line"><span>'Tis time for us to leave her."</span></div>
-<div class="line"> </div>
-</div>
-</div>
-</div>
-</blockquote>
-<p class="pfirst"><span>Whilst he sung the first line to a mournful dirge,
-they shifted the crowbars into fresh holes, and then,
-hauling aft on them, joined in the chorus: "Leave
-her, Johnny, leave her"; shifted them again whilst he
-chanted the third line, and pulled to "'Tis time for
-us to leave her"; and each time they pulled the "wild
-cat" round, the links of the old rusty cable came
-creaking in through the hawse-pipe, and the metal
-pawls of the "wild cat" fell, "clink-clank", into the
-ratchet notches.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>In a minute everybody had joined in the chanty,
-the Orphan and Rawlins out beyond the fo'c'sle on
-the bowsprit, the Lamp-post and the Hun busy aloft,
-Dr. Gordon and his "hands" aft. The China Doll,
-dashing up to have one pull at the levers, chipped
-in too; whilst Barnes bellowed "Leave her, Johnny,
-leave her" (thinking it was something about a girl)
-from inside the cook-house; and old Fletcher, busy
-with his cigar, beamed at everyone through his gold
-spectacles.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Presently Mr. Meredith, leaning over the bows,
-sang out: "She's 'up and down'. Heave away, my
-hearties! 'Leave her, Johnny, leave her'," and ran
-aft to take the wheel; the Orphan and Rawlins,
-scrambling back on the fo'c'sle, hoisted the jib, and
-in a few more turns of the "wild cat" the clumsy old
-"tub" began to pay off before the breeze.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Dr. Gordon, the Pink Rat, and the Pimple set the
-spanker, hauled taut the clumsy "sheet", and the
-poor old </span><em class="italics">What's Her Name</em><span> slowly pushed her way
-through the water.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Stand by aloft!" Mr. Meredith hailed the fore-top.
-"Let go gaskets! Overhaul buntlines! Come down
-from aloft! You on deck, there! Sheet home! Sheet
-home! Haul taut lee braces! Right you are!" as,
-somewhat confused and muddled, the foretopmen
-managed at last to set that tops'l. "Belay all!"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Mr. Meredith made a wry face. "She won't reach
-to wind'ard much, Doc, with that old fore-tops'l
-drawing.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Haul taut your lee braces, lads! Hoist your fore
-stays'l! Ease off jib sheets!"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The foretopmen were having all the sport, so the
-maintopmen dashed for'ard to help them; and by
-the time the anchor had been catted and secured, the
-</span><em class="italics">What's Her Name</em><span> was, as Mr. Meredith said, "moving
-as fast as a snail and as sideways as a crab".
-"We shan't get far to-day, Doc."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Nor did they; though what mattered that? They
-were as happy as kings; the "going about" was
-such fun; everybody had something to do, especially
-when the Padre, the China Doll, or the War Baby
-slacked off a wrong rope at the right time or a right
-rope at the wrong time. It was grand fun, and old
-Fletcher, sitting on the poop yarning with Uncle
-Podger, thoroughly enjoyed himself; whilst from
-for'ard a little column of grey smoke, and an
-occasional bellow of "Leave her, Johnny, leave her",
-showed that Barnes, getting tea ready, was also quite
-happy.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The China Doll stole aft and called up to the
-Pimple, standing on the main "cross-trees", above
-the spanker "jaws": "Pimple, I say, Pimple, there
-are five tins of sausages. Isn't that grand?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Suddenly, from for'ard, there came shrieks and
-agonized yells for Fletcher.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Fletcher! Hurry! Come quickly! Help! Help!"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The Orphan and the Hun flew up the rigging,
-yelling "that 'Kaiser Bill' had broken loose, and was
-attacking them"; Bubbles, bursting with laughter,
-climbed the dangerously weak ratlines after them; the
-Lamp-post and Rawlins swarmed up the rigging on
-the other side, and even the little Padre, catching the
-infection, sprang up as well.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"We won't come down till he's chained up. Look
-at him! Careering round and snapping at
-everything. Save us, Fletcher! Save us!"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Old Fletcher, smiling kindly, came along from the
-poop, asking: "Where is he?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"There; there—near the water-butt! Do be careful!
-Get at him from behind. Wave a lettuce leaf in front
-of him. We've brought a lettuce in case he attacked
-us. Barnes! Barnes! Bring the lettuce! 'Kaiser
-Bill' has broken out!"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The old stoker, peering about for the tortoise, found
-him just where he had left him—his legs and head
-well tucked "inside"—-picked him up, placed him
-inside his "jumper"; got a lettuce from Barnes, who
-grunted "they young gen'l'men will be a-breaking
-their blooming necks afore long, I reckon"; and went
-aft again, to try and tempt the tortoise to put his head
-out, and show some interest in the picnic.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Then the Padre and some of the snotties ventured
-on deck, again, though most of them preferred to lie
-out on the tops'l-yard, which was so frail, and its
-"lifts" so badly "set up", that it bent ominously,
-as did the fore-topmast itself.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Come down off that yard!" Mr. Meredith shouted.
-"Only two of you are to be there at a time."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>They begged him to let them set the upper tops'l,
-but that yard was more like a broom-handle than
-anything else.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"The Hun can do it; no one else. The mast is
-rotten, and the yard too," Mr. Meredith shouted.
-(The Hun was the lightest of all the midshipmen.) So
-the others gathered in the "top" and watched
-the Hun swarm up the topmast, and so out on
-that tiny yard, casting off the gaskets of the tiny
-sail.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Then they dashed down on deck, before Mr. Meredith's
-voice bellowed out: "Let fall upper tops'l
-gaskets; overhaul your buntlines; sheet home, sheet
-home. Belay all!"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Then came the "pipe": "Clear lower deck! All
-hands 'bout ship'!"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>When once the ship had tacked away from the
-shore, most of them made some excuse or other to
-find their way aloft again or out on the bowsprit;
-and though it may have looked curious to see the
-</span><em class="italics">What's Her Name</em><span> slowly beating to wind'ard,
-backwards and forwards, across the harbour, with
-most of her crew up aloft or clinging to the bowsprit
-all the time, what did anything matter? They all
-enjoyed themselves hugely; those up aloft sniffing
-as the fragrant odour of cooking sausages floated up
-to them from the cook-house.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Tea-time came before they knew it.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Seven bells, Bos'n," Mr. Meredith called out.
-The Pink Rat found an old tin and beat it.
-Everybody sang out for Barnes, came down from the mast,
-the bowsprit, or the poop, and rushed to help bring
-aft all the luxuries.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Old Fletcher fidgeted and looked at the Sub.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Right you are, Fletcher!" he said, knowing that
-the old stoker would enjoy his tea more with Barnes
-than with them; so whilst they all sat round the poop
-and had a gorgeous tea—what a tea!—Barnes and
-Fletcher and "Kaiser Bill" had tea by themselves
-at the break of the fo'c'sle, and Bubbles,
-good-natured Bubbles, steered. However, there was so
-little breeze that it did not much matter whether
-anybody steered or not; and Dr. Gordon, finishing his
-meal quickly, relieved him.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Where are we going to have our bathe?" Bubbles asked.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Nowhere, my jumping Jimmy! I'm not going to
-weigh that anchor again, it is too much like work;
-we'll just sail about," the Sub said.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>When nothing but empty plates, empty tins, and
-an empty teapot remained, and they were just going
-to fill their pipes, Dr. Gordon at the wheel called out:
-"Fetch my surgical bag, someone. I knew it would
-be wanted."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The Hun fetched it, opened it, and inside were
-three tins of pine-apple.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"You </span><em class="italics">are</em><span> splendid, sir," they shouted, as they
-opened the tins and cut the pine-apples into fat slices.
-"Won't these fill up odd corners?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>What a grand feast that was!</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Then it was time to go back. The breeze had fallen
-still more, so the helm was put up, sheets were eased,
-the foretops'l and its little upper tops'l squared away,
-and the </span><em class="italics">What's Her Name</em><span> wafted slowly back to her
-anchorage, whilst everybody lay back, contentedly
-smoking and thoroughly happy.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>They came abreast the </span><em class="italics">Achates</em><span>; sail was taken off
-her; the anchor let go; the "wild cat" whirled round
-(they knew then why it was called a "wild cat"); and
-there was nothing to do except pack up and stow away
-everything "shipshape", and wait until the Officer of
-the Watch sent the cutter across for them.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>She came. They were taken back to the </span><em class="italics">Achates</em><span>,
-and the poor old </span><em class="italics">What's Her Name</em><span> left desolate.
-Never could she have made a more happy voyage or
-borne a merrier crew than she did that afternoon—not
-in all her long life.</span></p>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 2em">
-</div>
-<p class="pfirst"><span>They had noticed that the motor-yacht had come
-in and run alongside the </span><em class="italics">Achates</em><span> soon after they had
-started on their picnic; and when they went on board,
-the Officer of the Watch told the Sub that Captain
-Macfarlane wanted to see him directly he had shifted
-into uniform. In ten minutes he was ready, went
-aft, and found the Captain in conversation with
-Mr. M'Andrew.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Oh! Come in!" the Captain said. "Had a
-good picnic? No lives lost? Your crew seemed to
-spend most of their time aloft. I was afraid that you'd
-kill someone before you'd finished."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Everyone all right, sir. We had a grand time."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Well, we have a job for you. Mr. M'Andrew
-has brought in two refugees, escaped from a place
-called Ajano, a little village, up a creek, not far from
-Smyrna. They say that there is a Turkish
-patrol-boat hiding up there. I want you to take the
-picket-boat and "cut her out" to-morrow morning at dawn."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The Sub grinned with delight, and forgetting where
-he was, burst out with: "My jumping Jimmy! what
-a show!—I beg pardon, sir. I meant 'what a splendid
-job.' Thank you, sir, I'd love to go;" whilst the
-Captain crossed his thin knees, tugged at his beard,
-and smiled at his eagerness. In ten minutes he had
-given him all instructions; and the Sub, going out,
-found the Orphan waiting for him outside his cabin
-in a great state of excitement.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"What is it? What's going to happen? They're
-sticking the maxim in the picket-boat, and bolting on
-those shields in front of the wheel. Jarvis tells me
-that they are going to fix steel plates all round the
-stern-sheets as well."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"My perishing Orphan! What a show it's going
-to be!" And the Sub pulled the Orphan inside his
-cabin, shoved him down on top of the wash-stand,
-and spread out the rough chart which Captain
-Macfarlane had just given him.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"It beats the band, Sonny. We've to go out at
-midnight. The motor-yacht is coming along with
-us, and we have to rendezvous with the </span><em class="italics">Kennet</em><span> at
-about three o'clock. She will take us to the mouth
-of the creek—here," and the Sub pointed to the
-creek marked on the chart. "Two refugees from the
-village are coming with us to show the way in—up
-we sprint—cut out a Turkish patrol-boat hiding up
-there in front of the village—tow her out to the
-destroyer, and bring her back—a prize. What d'you
-say to that, my guzzling Orphan? What d'you say to
-that for a job? Fancy catching them asleep, waking
-them up, and banging them on the head if they don't
-hand over their old junk quietly."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Or toppling them overboard," gasped the Orphan,
-wild with delight. In his wildest dreams he had
-never imagined such a grand adventure.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Well, off you go. See that the boat is all right.
-Oh," the Sub called, as the midshipman began to run
-off, "we're to take four more 'hands'. I'll choose
-'em. I've got 'em in my mind. Everybody has to
-take rifle and cutlass. You'd better take a pistol, but
-don't shoot me with it. That's all. I'll arrange
-about the grub. Off you go."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The Orphan dashed away to supervise the fitting
-out of the picket-boat.</span></p>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 4em">
-</div>
-<p class="center pfirst" id="a-cutting-out-expedition"><span class="bold large">CHAPTER XVII</span></p>
-<p class="center pnext"><span class="bold large">A "Cutting-out" Expedition</span></p>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 2em">
-</div>
-<p class="pfirst"><span>Down in the picket-boat the Orphan found armourers
-and blacksmiths busily fitting the additional plates all
-round the stern-sheets.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"That'll make a snug place aft, sir," Jarvis said
-sarcastically, as the midshipman climbed down into
-the boat. "What's in the wind now?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"That's 'summat' like a job," he grinned, when
-he had been told; "summat like a cutting-out job
-in the old days—that."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The motor-yacht lay alongside the picket-boat, her
-crew looking very fierce with their rifles and bandoliers
-and long knives, and as though they were wildly
-keen to go and slay Turks, especially so when
-Mr. M'Andrew spoke a few words to each of them, and
-set on fire their passionate hatred of the enemy.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>He brought the two refugees across to the steamboat,
-and explained to them that they would have to
-lie one on each side of the maxim gun-mounting in
-the bows, and guide the boat in through the creek of
-Ajano by pointing their hands in the direction of
-the channel. One of these two the Orphan called
-"the Bandit"—an oldish man in a fez, dirty white
-shirt, black voluminous trousers, a black cloth wound
-round his waist, blue cloth wrapped round his legs
-puttee-fashion, and clumsy leather boots. He had an
-honest face, which the other man had not. In fact,
-the Orphan immediately dubbed this one "the Hired
-Assassin". His swarthy face, glittering black eyes,
-and bushy eyebrows gave him an exceedingly treacherous
-appearance. He was, at any rate, a picturesque
-scoundrel, with his knives sticking out of the folds of
-a dirty red sash, and the sunburnt skin of his neck
-and chest showing through the open, dirty shirt he
-wore.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"You are going in first," Mr. M'Andrew said,
-"and, if necessary, I shall come along afterwards. I
-expect that it will be difficult to keep back my chaps.
-Watch that old 'grandfather man'."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The old Greek with the burning eyes sat under the
-motor-yacht's awning, with his rifle across his knees,
-and his wizened old head turning from side to side,
-looking exactly like a vulture that has sighted some
-likely carrion.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The Sub, coming down, sent the Orphan and
-Plunky Bill aboard with the cutlasses, to have them
-sharpened on the grindstone.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>That was a grand job—with half the crew looking on.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"I pity the poor Turk who gets that on 'is 'napper',"
-Plunky Bill grinned, as he felt, with his great
-horny thumb, the new edge on one of them.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>By eight o'clock everything had been done, so the
-Orphan went down to the gun-room to get a "watch"
-dinner, and ate it amidst a babel of gramophone tunes
-and noisy horse-play as the Honourable Mess wound
-up the day, after their joyous picnic in the </span><em class="italics">What's
-Her Name</em><span>.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"You've got a job in front of you. Come along
-with me," said the Sub when he had finished. He
-took him to his cabin, gave him a rug and a pillow to
-lay on the deck, climbed on his bunk, and turned out
-the light. "Now coil down and go to sleep," he
-growled.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The Orphan did sleep after a while—slept until the
-sentry banged on the door and sang out: "Seven
-bells just gone, sir!"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Come along, my jumping Orphan! Come along!
-Wake up! Show a leg!" the Sub cried, turning up
-the light. "Now we're off for our picnic."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>They pulled on their boots, buckled their
-revolver-belts round them—the Orphan feeling a funny
-sensation of emptiness under his belt, just at first—and
-went on deck, creeping under the hammocks in
-the half-deck, and hearing Bubbles snoring luxuriously.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>They climbed down into the picket-boat and found
-Jarvis.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Everything ready, sir! Old Fletcher 'as just
-gone up to bring down that there hanimile of 'is—the
-old 'umbug. 'E'll be along in a minute. I've got
-some 'ot cocoa for you two officers—down in the
-cabin."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Alongside, in the motor-yacht, the Greeks were
-coiled up asleep, and Mr. M'Andrew could be seen,
-walking round in his usual ponderous way, waking
-them. A little oil-lamp in her engine-room showed
-the Greek engineer overhauling the motors.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The Bandit and the Hired Assassin, with rifles and
-bandoliers, were brought across and taken down into
-the forepeak.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>From the dark gangway above them the Captain's
-voice called down: "Everything ready to start?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Yes, sir," the Sub called back.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Well, good luck to you! I hope you'll bring
-back a prize by breakfast-time."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"We'll have a jolly good try, sir," the Sub
-answered.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"It's time for you to shove off, Mr. M'Andrew,"
-the Captain sang out. "Good luck to you!"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The motor-yacht let go her ropes; there was a smell
-of petrol, and a tut-tut-tut from her stern, and off she
-went in the dark.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"That there old 'umbug ain't come back yet,"
-Jarvis told the Sub. But just as he was about to
-send a "hand" to look for him, Fletcher came climbing down.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Very sorry, sir, but I can't find 'Kaiser Bill'
-anywhere. The picnic must have made him so giddy
-that he's started climbing over the boat deck."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Bad luck, Fletcher!" the Sub said sympathetically.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Well, he did seem a bit of a mascot—as the saying goes."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"The old 'umbug!" snorted Jarvis. "'E ain't no
-blooming mascot."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Well, off you go! Good luck!" called the Captain.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Shove off for'ard!" cried the Sub.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The Orphan rang "ahead" to the engine-room,
-and the picket-boat followed the motor-yacht out
-through the narrow, very dark channel into the open
-sea. The two boats then changed places, the
-picket-boat leading and the motor-yacht following, because
-Mr. M'Andrew's compass could not be trusted. This
-was the first time that the Orphan had ever had a
-twenty-mile "run" in a picket-boat before him, and,
-with no lights showing (except the tiny little glow in
-the compass-box), on such a dark night it was rather
-eerie work.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>By half-past twelve they were clear of the harbour.
-In a couple of hours they expected to pick up the
-destroyer </span><em class="italics">Kennet</em><span>. By twenty past three there ought
-to be enough light to see a mile and a half ahead, and
-by that time they hoped to be close in to the mouth of
-the creek. By half-past four the job might be
-over—should be finished—and they ought to be on the way
-home, with the Turkish patrol-boat in tow.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"My jumping Orphan! It's a grand show, isn't
-it?" said the Sub, swallowing some of the cocoa.
-"Nothing like ship's cocoa to stand by one's
-stomach."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The Orphan, awed by the solemnity of the night
-and the blackness and emptiness of everything, and
-too excited to talk, gripped the steering-wheel and
-peered into the compass-box.</span></p>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 2em">
-</div>
-<p class="pfirst"><span>A little before half-past two the black outline of a
-destroyer loomed up. The signalman in the picket-boat,
-Bostock—a thick-set, criminal-looking man
-whom the Sub had chosen—flashed across with a
-shaded lamp. The </span><em class="italics">Kennet</em><span> flashed back, stopped, and
-took both boats in tow, then very slowly steamed ahead.
-By a quarter-past three the coast-line became faintly
-visible, with a break in it—the creek of Ajano. The
-destroyer stopped, the towing hawser was cast off, and
-then the Orphan knew that their time had come. How
-his heart beat!</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Shove along in!" called the Captain of the </span><em class="italics">Kennet</em><span>,
-coming aft. "I'll keep an eye on you. Get back as
-soon as you can. Good luck to you!"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The Orphan had a glimpse of Mr. M'Andrew
-fumbling with his watch-chain, and of the Greeks
-springing about and fingering their rifles as though
-they wanted to let them off then and there; and then
-the destroyer was left behind, and he was steering
-for the mouth of the little creek, with the picket-boat
-throbbing and panting under him.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"You've got your revolver? Yes, that's right.
-For goodness' sake don't fire it unless you are
-obliged," the Sub said in a low voice.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Jarvis had already buckled on his cutlass. He,
-too, had a revolver. The Bandit and the Hired
-Assassin crept out of the forepeak and lay down on
-each side of the maxim—they looked very keen on
-their job. Plunky Bill went for'ard to the maxim,
-opened a belt-box, and slipped the end of the belt
-through the breech. The other "hands", including
-Bostock the signalman and the three extra men—great
-horny chaps—stirred themselves, and buckled
-their cutlass-belts round them—they would probably
-find these more useful than rifles, though rifles also
-lay handy.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"I'd better have one of these cutlasses," the Sub
-said. "Got a spare one down there?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>They passed up one and its belt, and he fastened it
-round him, drawing the cutlass half out of the scabbard
-to make certain that it would not stick. "Clumsy
-things," he said, "but mighty good in a scrap; can
-knock a chap's teeth down his throat with the
-hilt—fine."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"You men all ready?" he asked. "Two of you
-go for'ard, abaft the maxim. The others keep down
-below the plates; and when we run alongside the
-patrol-boat, and you hear me "sing out", out you
-jump and give 'em 'beans'." It was almost daylight
-now, and the picket-boat had entered the mouth of the
-creek—some four hundred yards wide. The Bandit
-and the Hired Assassin, lying with their hands
-pointing straight ahead, were very excited.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Keep your eye on them," the Sub snapped.
-"Hello! there's the village; you can see it over the
-land—masts there too, lots of them."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Everything was absolutely quiet, except for the
-noise of the engines and the rush of water under the
-bows. The creek began to narrow rapidly; they were
-approaching a bend in it, and the two Greeks pointed
-their hands over one bow, and made a hissing noise
-to draw attention. "All right; we see you; don't lose
-your 'wool'. Follow the 'pointer', Orphan."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>He touched the wheel, the picket-boat swerved into
-the channel, and the Sub rang for half speed. Five
-hundred yards ahead they saw a small building
-standing some fifty yards back from the bank. It
-looked like a ferryman's house, or perhaps a small
-toll-house. The Bandit cried out "Turko! Turko!"
-but no one could be seen moving about there. He
-kept pointing away to the left—away from the
-toll-house—and so did the Hired Assassin.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The Orphan followed the direction they indicated.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"They're taking us mighty close to the other bank,"
-the Sub said anxiously, and sent Jarvis for'ard to look
-out for the water shoaling. The boat was now not
-fifty yards from the left bank when, just as Jarvis
-threw his hand up and waved for the helm to be
-"ported", she suddenly slowed, the bows gave a
-heave, she pushed on for some ten feet, and then
-came to a standstill.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"We're stuck," the Sub muttered tragically, seized
-a boat-hook, and sounded.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Deep water ahead," Jarvis, coming aft, reported.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Turko! Turko!" the Greeks whispered hoarsely.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The Sub ordered the engines full speed astern, then
-full speed ahead, then astern again, but the boat did
-not shift an inch.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Turko! Turko!" the Greeks hissed.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The engines were stopped. "Everyone overboard,"
-the Sub sang out softly, and slid over the side
-into the water, up to his waist. "It's only soft mud,
-we'll push her through."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The Orphan let himself down into some sticky
-mud, and all the men, except the two Greeks, Fletcher
-in the stokehold, and the stoker petty officer in the
-engine-room, followed.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Now get hold of her and shove her ahead."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Nobody required to be told what to do; they shoved
-hard, but with no result. Then the Sub made them
-keep time together. "One! two! three! shove!" he
-called in a low voice. "Ah! she moved then; now
-another. There she goes!"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>She glided off; the black mud swirled up under her
-stern, and the crew, clinging to the life-lines, dragged
-themselves on board.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Phew! I didn't like that," the Sub said, as the
-black mud dripped off his clothes. He put the engines
-"easy ahead", and the two Greeks pointed towards
-the toll-house, whining "Turko, Turko," and looking
-frightened. The picket-boat now headed almost
-straight for the toll-house, some three hundred yards
-away; and just as the Orphan caught sight of someone
-moving close to it, crack went a rifle, and "ping"
-came a bullet overhead.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Phew! we're discovered; we must chance it now;
-full speed ahead! We must hurry if there's to be a
-chance of surprising that patrol-boat. Confound those
-Greeks; they're pointing to the other bank, again," the
-Sub said.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The picket-boat increased speed; one or two more
-bullets came whizzing past—one hit the new plates
-round the stern-sheets. Plunky Bill swung his maxim
-towards the toll-house, but could see nothing to fire
-at. The two Greeks squirmed on the deck, their faces
-pressed against it, and their hands pointing away from
-the toll-house. The head of the creek opened out;
-the little white village of Ajano came into view, with
-some sailing craft anchored close inshore, but never
-a sign of any patrol-boat. Another minute, and they
-saw that the mud-bank on which they had run ashore
-was part of an island, and that, some eighty yards
-farther on, a narrow channel ran between the mainland
-and the end of it.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Port your helm!" the Sub cried, "we're getting too
-close; these Greeks are terrified; we'll be ashore again
-in a minute;" and hardly had he said this, before the
-picket-boat pushed into something soft, her bows
-came up out of the water, her stern swung round, in
-towards the bank, not forty yards away, and she came
-to a dead stop.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Full speed astern!" the Sub yelled; and full speed
-astern went the engines, her stern shook, and the
-black mud, churned up from the bottom, swirled
-for'ard. But not a movement did she make.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"She's right in it, sir," Jarvis, rushing aft, told the
-Sub; "there's not a foot of water for'ard."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The Sub jumped overboard abreast the wheel.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>There was not two feet of water there, and he walked
-round her bows, pulling his feet out of the sticky mud.
-He could walk all round her except at the stern.
-That last swerve she had made had turned the stern
-right in to the shore, and the dark back of another
-mud-bank showed not six yards away, just under the
-surface of the water. He knew, perfectly well, that
-she would never get off without assistance.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Bullets kept flicking past—Zip! Zip! Ping! Ping!
-Some struck the water quite close to the boat; another
-smacked against those new plates round the
-stern-sheets. Someone was certain to be hit in a moment
-or two; and the first was the Hired Assassin, who
-got a bullet through his left arm, and scrambled aft,
-behind the plates, bleeding like a pig and whimpering
-with fright.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The engines were still going astern, but quite
-uselessly. Everybody had to scramble out; most of them
-did so on the protected side, the side away from the
-toll-house. "Some of you come this side," the Sub
-shouted angrily; and the Orphan, Jarvis, and Plunky
-Bill followed him round. "Now shove her astern!
-One! two! three! Altogether—one! two! three!
-Heave!"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>They tried a dozen times, but not an inch did she
-move. It was terrible. Some bullets now began
-coming from the side opposite to the toll-house,
-from beyond that gap of water which separated the
-island on which they were aground from the
-mainland. They could see some men creeping among
-some low, scrubby bushes there, and some puffs of
-rifle smoke. Plunky Bill was ordered to turn the
-maxim on to them, so climbed on board, swung the
-gun round, and let "rip" some fifty rounds. Those
-kept them quiet for a few minutes.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"If Mr. M'Andrew came in, he could tow us on,"
-the Orphan suggested; but the Sub, although he felt
-sure that it was helpless to think of getting off without
-assistance, would not signal to ask for it, not yet. He
-tried making the engines go full speed ahead and then
-full speed astern, the men all pushing and shoving at
-the same time. Then they all climbed on board,
-crowded as far aft as they could, and tried jumping,
-up and down, in time, whilst the engines went full
-speed astern. But you might as well have expected
-to move a house. The picket-boat showed not the
-slightest sign of coming off.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>All this time some ten or twelve rifles were being
-constantly fired at them from different points in the
-direction of the toll-house, only about two hundred and
-fifty or three hundred yards away. Some of these rifles
-were evidently mausers—they recognized their sharp
-crack; but several were old-fashioned ones which gave
-a duller noise when they fired, and their bullets,
-coming almost simultaneously with the report, made
-a bigger splash when they hit the water. Also,
-every now and then, little white wisps of powder
-smoke drifted up from behind some of those bushes.
-Those wisps were practically the only "targets"
-Plunky Bill had to fire at, but occasionally he
-caught sight of something creeping about among
-the bushes.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The shooting of these Turks was, of course,
-execrable; otherwise everyone in the picket-boat must
-have been killed.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Soon some of those rifle "cracks" began to sound
-appreciably nearer.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"The Turks have come down to the bank, near the
-toll-house," the Orphan gasped out. "I think they're
-trying to creep along the bank towards us."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The Sub, wading round the bows, climbed on board
-and told Bostock to signal to the </span><em class="italics">Kennet</em><span>, "Have run
-aground, send motor-boat"; and whilst Bostock,
-jumping on the top of the cabin, where he was entirely
-exposed, wagged his semaphore flags, Plunky Bill
-searched the opposite bank with his maxim.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Scramble aboard, all of you!" the Sub shouted
-to those still over the side. "Get down behind the
-shields. Four of you, fire your rifles at the bank near
-that white house, and two at those Turks beyond the
-island."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>They scrambled behind the cover of the plates,
-picked up their rifles, and tried to find something
-to aim at.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Bostock now took in the reply to that signal: "Am
-sending in motor-boat". The Sub, looking out to
-sea, saw that the destroyer was about twelve hundred
-yards away, and that the motor-yacht was at that time
-alongside her.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Mr. M'Andrew will be here in a few minutes;
-we'll get off all right then," he said confidently.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>There was a yell from Plunky Bill, crouched behind
-the maxim-gun shield looking for a target. He put
-his hand to his face, and found it covered with blood.
-He cursed horribly, swung round the maxim towards
-the scrub bushes beyond the island, and let off a
-dozen rounds "into the brown". Splashes kept
-jumping up out of the water on both sides; the cracks
-of the rifles and the "ping" "flop" as the bullets
-struck the side of the boat or the water, or whipped
-overhead, being almost simultaneous. Within the
-protecting shields round the stern, people were
-practically safe. Everyone was there now except Plunky
-Bill, Fletcher in the stokehold, and the man in the
-engine-room. Theoretically, these last two were not
-safe at such short range, though, actually, no bullets
-did penetrate the sides of the picket-boat—none that
-were noticed.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"That motor-yacht has not shoved off yet," the Sub
-cried, looking over the edge of the plates. "I wonder
-what has happened. Motors have broken down, I
-expect. Phew! that's rotten; we'll never get off
-without her."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Jarvis, much excited, shouted: "A lot more men
-have come along to that white house, sir; they are
-coming this way, but I can't see them now."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Ask the </span><em class="italics">Kennet</em><span> to open fire on the white house,
-and to search the banks near it," the Sub told Bostock,
-who jumped on top of the cabin again, and, though
-bullets were "zipping" past every few moments,
-made the signal quite unconcernedly, then slowly
-climbed down into safety under cover of the steel
-plates, grinning as he spread out one of the flags and
-showed a bullet-hole in it.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>A minute later the destroyer's for'ard 12-pounder
-fired, and a shell burst just in front of the toll-house.
-Others came in quick succession, searching the banks
-between it and the picket-boat.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Rifle-fire died down at once; one or two men could
-be seen crawling away. A seaman down aft fired his
-rifle, and swore that he had hit one of them; the
-others fired whenever they saw a chance, and so did
-Plunky Bill with his maxim.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The motor-boat had not yet cast off from the destroyer.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>There was a shout from Plunky Bill, and they saw
-a ferry-boat crowded with men start across the creek
-from the toll-house side. Two of the bluejackets
-fired at this boat, and the maxim was turned on it;
-but before there was time to steady it the men in the
-ferry had scrambled out, and were hidden among
-those thick bushes there.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"They'll be trying to wade across that gap to the
-island presently," Jarvis growled. "If they do get
-across, they'll be able to crawl up to within fifty yards
-of the boat without us being able to touch them. Bad
-show this, sir!"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Curse that motor-boat!" the Sub growled. "Why
-doesn't she come along?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Then came a warning shout from for'ard; and the
-Orphan, looking over the edge of the shield in front
-of the wheel, saw that some twenty or thirty men with
-rifles were commencing to wade across the gap to the
-island. At the same moment Plunky Bill fell on his
-face. Without thinking, the Orphan dashed out of
-his cover and ran to him; but before he reached him
-he had risen to his knees, and was endeavouring to
-swing his maxim round to fire on them.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>He was streaming with blood, both from a wound
-in his cheek and from another through the right
-shoulder.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"I can't hold it, sir; you take it."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The Orphan's hands trembled, and his head felt as
-though it were bursting; but he gripped the handles,
-looked along the sights, and somehow or other got
-them in line with the cluster of men who had begun
-to wade across the gap, and pressed the firing-button
-with all his might. Plunky Bill, with one hand, "fed"
-the cartridge-belt.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The Orphan did not feel the recoil nor notice the
-jar on his wrists. He saw the splashes his bullets were
-making, swung the muzzle of the gun a little to the
-left, depressed the handles ever so little, until these
-splashes flew up right among the Turks. His shaking
-hands made the bullets spread from side to side.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Six or seven of the men disappeared under the
-water; most of the others began hurrying back to the
-cover of those "scrubby" bushes, but two, three, five
-pressed on, and in twenty more paces would have
-gained the cover of the end of the island. Once there,
-they would crawl along till they could fire right into
-the picket-boat at point-blank range.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The Orphan gave a yell; something had hit his left
-foot, and the pain shot up his leg; but he held on to
-those handles, swung the maxim back, and pressed
-the button.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"A little more to the left, sir," came from Plunky
-Bill. "Quick, sir!"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>And how he did manage to do it he never could
-explain, but those five men all fell; and it was not till
-Plunky Bill called out "Cease firing, sir!" that he
-looked, and saw nothing but a shapeless kind of a hat
-floating on the water.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Got the whole bag of tricks, sir."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"They're going to try again; they're gathering
-behind the bushes." The Orphan looked up, and saw
-the Sub standing behind him. "Steady, sonny;
-wait a minute; they'll be in sight directly. That
-blessed motor-boat hasn't started to shove off yet.
-Ah! there they come! there they are! Now, let her 'rip'!"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"The Orphan noticed the Sub kneel down behind
-the maxim shield, on the opposite side to Plunky Bill,
-who was still tending the belt with his left hand. A
-bullet, then another, smacked against the little shield,
-and through the sighting slit he saw a line of men
-creeping towards the ford where those others had
-attempted to wade across. His left foot
-pained—horribly.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Aim low, sonny! aim low! You will see your
-bullet-splashes." He pressed the firing-button, and
-the gun spluttered out a dozen rounds, their splashes
-jumping out of the water below the bank along which
-the Turks were creeping.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Now, up a bit! Good! Now you've got into
-them! Keep as you are!" The Sub was speaking
-quite quietly as the midshipman held on to the jerking,
-shaking maxim. "Now, down a bit! That's the
-ticket! Splendid! Phew! they won't try that again,"
-the Sub said, and yelled aft for another belt.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Old Fletcher, dragging himself up from the stokehold
-hatch, ran aft, seized a new box which someone
-held over the edge of the shield in front of the wheel,
-brought it for'ard, knelt down and opened it. The
-Sub ordered Plunky Bill to go aft. He staggered
-back under the protecting plates round the
-stern-sheets holding up his right arm with his left hand.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>All this time the </span><em class="italics">Kennet's</em><span> shells were bursting along
-the bank on the toll-house side, and these and the
-rifle-fire from the seamen in the stern-sheets kept the
-Turks fairly quiet in that direction. Then Jarvis
-shouted: "Here comes the </span><em class="italics">Kennet's</em><span> whaler, sir.
-She's quite close. The </span><em class="italics">Kennet's</em><span> making a signal."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Bostock, waving his flags, took it in. "Abandon
-steamboat—am sending in whaler for you." He
-shouted this to the Sub.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"I can't, I can't!" the Sub moaned. "Orphan, I
-can't do it! You look after those chaps; keep your
-eye on them. My aunt! your left boot's nearly torn
-off. Keep them from getting across to the island;"
-and he dashed aft just as the black whaler ran alongside.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>A Royal Naval Reserve lieutenant was in charge
-of her, and called out: "You've got to abandon her.
-Take everything you can get into the whaler—and
-come back. It's been pretty warm work coming in
-here; they've been potting at us all the way."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Why doesn't that motor-yacht come in? She
-could tow us off. What's the matter with her?" the
-Sub asked angrily.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Her crew won't face it; they refused to come, and
-the engineer won't start the motors. He's disabled
-them in some way or other, and we can't make them
-work. Get your gear in here quickly."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The Sub raved and cursed. He couldn't make up
-his mind to abandon the boat.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>There came a low, sobbing "Oh" from the stern-sheets,
-and the other Greek fell forward—the Bandit.
-A bullet had come in through a gap between two of
-the steel plates, and he had been shot through the
-body.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"It's the Captain's order," the </span><em class="italics">Kennet's</em><span> officer cried
-impatiently. "You'd best hurry up; we can see any
-number of men coming along from the village. None
-of us will get away unless you 'get a move on.'"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Sullenly the Sub gave the order to abandon the
-picket-boat.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Plunky Bill crawled into the whaler; the two Greeks
-were lowered into her. Everything that could be
-taken was taken—the box of ball-cartridge, the
-compass box, the rifles and cutlasses, signal-book, even
-the first-aid bag.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The Orphan, still for'ard with Fletcher, who was
-reeving the new maxim belt through the feed-block,
-saw more men start to wade towards the island. He
-opened fire on them; but then the Sub and Jarvis
-came rushing for'ard, told him to "cease fire", and
-commenced dismounting the maxim, slinging out the
-belt, lifting the gun and its shield off its pedestal, and
-carrying it aft between them. The Orphan tried to
-pick up the empty belt-box, but couldn't stand, and
-had to crawl aft without it. Fletcher brought along
-the almost full box, then ran back and jumped down
-into the stokehold. Everyone except him was already
-in the whaler. They shouted for him. He did not
-come, but a black cloud of smoke belched out of the
-picket-boat's funnel. Bullets were splashing all round
-them. Those Turks were half across to the island—in
-another five minutes they would be able to fire
-right down into the crowded whaler. Another cloud
-of smoke came from the funnel.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"He must have gone off his head," the Sub cried,
-and yelled "Fletcher! Fletcher!"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The old man appeared, dragged himself up, and
-scrambled down into the boat.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"What the devil were you doing? Shove off!
-Shove off! Give way!"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"I put on a few shovelfuls of coal, sir, and closed
-down all the valves—thought she might blow herself
-up presently."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Shove off! Get hold of your rifles; half of you
-blaze away at one side, half of you on the other—at
-anything you see!" yelled the Sub as the very heavily
-laden whaler pulled away from the poor old picket-boat
-and made for mid-stream.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The </span><em class="italics">Kennet</em><span>, out beyond the mouth of the creek,
-still kept up a continuous fire to cover the retreat of
-the crowded whaler as it pushed along out to her,
-with the picket-boat's crew blazing away at anything
-they saw which looked like a man's head. She must
-have seen the people wading across to the island,
-for she opened fire on them from another gun, and
-its shells whistled over the whaler and burst above
-the bank alongside the abandoned boat.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The Orphan, huddled down at the bottom of the
-boat between two thwarts, felt sick and faint. His
-left foot was quite numb. He looked at it. The toe
-and front part of the sole of his boot was all ripped
-up and torn, and his sock was dripping with blood.
-He did not know what had happened. The two
-Greeks lay under the thwarts—very silent. Fletcher,
-near him, kept on saying: "If only I'd found 'Kaiser
-Bill' and brought him along with us, it wouldn't
-have happened."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Although a few bullets followed them, no one was
-hit, and in ten minutes they were alongside the
-destroyer, and the Orphan was being hoisted up the
-side. They wanted to carry him, but he would not
-let them; he hobbled on his left heel to the ward-room
-hatch, and got down it somehow; found a chair, and
-sat on it. He heard the </span><em class="italics">Kennet's</em><span> 12-pounder still
-firing, and guessed what she was firing at—his beloved
-picket-boat—the poor old lady. She had shared so
-many adventures with him, and now was being ripped
-open by the </span><em class="italics">Kennet's</em><span> shells, even if her own boiler
-did not burst with the added fuel and the screwed-down
-valves. It was better than that she should fall
-"alive" into the hands of the Turks, and the Orphan
-hoped she understood.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>A chief stoker belonging to the </span><em class="italics">Kennet</em><span> came along
-presently, cut away his boot, and took it off (how it
-did pain!), and cut away the sock. He knew how to
-dress wounds, and did his work well.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"A bullet, sir, right along the top of the boot, then
-through that toe; broken the bone, I think—it's all
-'wobbly'. I've a lot of doctoring to do this morning.
-That there young Greek chap has a bad smash, my
-word! but I don't rightly know about the other.
-Stomachs are rather beyond my 'line'. That there
-seaman—he'll be all right."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>By the time the foot had been dressed, the guns had
-left off firing, and the </span><em class="italics">Kennet's</em><span> engines began to
-make the whole stern rattle. The Sub came down,
-looking haggard, but trying to be cheerful. "We
-did our best, sonny; don't bother. It was all my
-fault. If we hadn't been steaming so fast, we might
-have got her off. So you've got a bullet through
-your foot, have you? I thought I saw the sole of the
-boot all ripped off. When did that happen?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Just after Plunky Bill was hit the second time.
-Just after I'd started firing the maxim."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"So you kept going, did you?" said the Sub.
-"Good for you, Orphan! If you hadn't, those chaps
-might have got across, and we should have been 'in
-the soup' in next to no time. There wasn't a sign of
-a patrol-boat there," the Sub went on. "The </span><em class="italics">Kennet's</em><span>
-skipper, from her bridge, could see every square
-yard of the creek. You remember how those
-confounded Greeks kept pointing over to port directly
-after they began singing out 'Turko', 'Turko'. So
-long as they kept away from the toll-house, where
-they had seen them, and gave them a wide berth, they
-didn't care a 'fish's tail' what happened to the
-picket-boat—never thought of the channel. That chap you
-call the Hired Assassin—I expect he came along with
-that 'cock and bull' yarn just to get us to go in there
-and smash up the village—a girl had jilted him, or
-something like that, I expect. Oh, if only that
-motor-yacht had come in!"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Have you seen Mr. M'Andrew?" the Orphan asked.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Yes! He wouldn't speak. He wouldn't look at
-me. He was fumbling with his watch-chain. He
-looked as if he'd been blubbing. That Greek
-engineer found out what was wrong with the motors
-directly everything was over. Curse the
-chicken-livered swine!"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Did they smash her up? The Turks won't be
-able to use her?" the Orphan asked.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Yes, old sonny; either her boiler blew up or a
-shell burst there. She's done for."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The Orphan bit his lip—hard.</span></p>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 2em">
-</div>
-<p class="pfirst"><span>There happened to be a spare cabin aboard the
-</span><em class="italics">Achates</em><span>, and, after Dr. O'Neill had dressed the
-wounded foot, the Orphan was placed in the bunk
-there.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"The toe may have to come off, or it mayn't,"
-Dr. O'Neill growled. "It won't be any use to you,
-whichever happens."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Captain Macfarlane came to see him, looking grave,
-but smiling at him in his kind, fatherly way. "The
-Sub tells me you cleared off a lot of Turks with that
-maxim after you'd been hit."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"I didn't really know I had been, sir."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>He tugged at his beard, and then began to talk, as
-though what he had to say was not pleasant. "I
-have some news for you. It will be a great
-disappointment, I fear, to you, but you will understand
-why I wish you to know this before the others. I
-may as well tell you that I recommended the Sub
-and you, in the picket-boat, and the midshipman of
-the steam pinnace for the Distinguished Service
-Cross."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Did you, sir? Really, sir!" The Orphan's heart
-beat fast. "The old Hun, too, sir?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Yes, I did. It was for taking your steamboats
-in and bringing off the crippled transports' boats, after
-the Lancashire Fusiliers had landed. The Sub and
-the Hun, as you call him, have been granted it, but
-I am very sorry indeed" (the Orphan knew what was
-coming and caught his breath) "that you have not.
-The Sub was in charge of your boat at the time, and
-you were not. You see, that makes a difference, I
-suppose."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The Orphan, biting his lips, nodded. He could
-not trust himself to speak.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Captain Macfarlane, putting his hand gently on his
-shoulder, said: "Now you know how the land lies.
-I only heard last night, and thought you yourself
-should give the news to the other two. I hope that
-will rather soften the blow. Won't it, Mr. Orpen?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Right, sir! Thank you very much for telling me
-first, and for telling me yourself," the Orphan managed
-to say. "And thank you very much for recommending
-me. None of us knew anything about it."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Well, good-bye! Perhaps you'd like to tell the
-news now; I'll send them along."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>So, in a minute or two, the Sub and the Hun
-arrived.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Hello! my jumping Orphan! Patched you up,
-have they, my wounded warrior! The Skipper says
-you want to see us."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"You both have got the D.S.C. The Captain's
-just told me. Isn't that grand?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>They didn't believe him for a moment. Then the
-Sub, roaring like a bull, threw the Hun on the deck
-and nearly strangled him. "And you? What about
-you?" he sang out, letting the Hun get up; and
-seeing by the Orphan's face that he had had no such
-luck, became quiet.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Whatever for?" they both asked. "What did
-they give it to us for?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"For going in and fetching the boats back from
-'W' beach that first time."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Oh! that!" growled the Sub. "What a rotten
-shame! You did as much as I, or the Hun, did.
-That's the rottenest thing I ever heard of. Well, old
-chap, I'm confoundedly sorry," said the Sub, gripping
-the Orphan's arm; "confoundedly sorry."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The Orphan, left to himself, felt about as miserable
-as he could be. Dr. Gordon came in to give him an
-injection of morphia, just as Barnes came to the cabin
-carrying a tray with his breakfast.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Which will you have for breakfast?" Dr. Gordon
-asked, in his funny way—"a little morphia or some
-bacon and eggs?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"I think I'd rather have the bacon and eggs," said
-the Orphan.</span></p>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 4em">
-</div>
-<p class="center pfirst" id="bombarding-at-suvla-bay"><span class="bold large">CHAPTER XVIII</span></p>
-<p class="center pnext"><span class="bold large">Bombarding at Suvla Bay</span></p>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 2em">
-</div>
-<p class="pfirst"><span>The Orphan's wound gave a great deal of trouble,
-and for the next fortnight—a "precious" long
-fortnight—he remained in his bunk. The Honourable
-Mess looked after him, and kept up his spirits.
-Captain Macfarlane occasionally came in and talked to
-him, sitting with his long thin legs crossed, smoking
-his inevitable cigarette, and tugging gently at his
-pointed beard. He told him of the transports
-pouring reinforcements into Mudros in great numbers; of
-the old "Edgars" coming East, and of the newly
-built monitors which had begun to arrive—big ones
-with 14-inch guns, and practically unsinkable; small
-ones with a 6-inch or 9.2-inch gun in the bows, and
-drawing so little water, that a submarine would stand
-but little chance of torpedoing them. "There is no
-doubt, Mr. Orpen," he would say in his quiet,
-humorous manner, "they are only waiting for you
-to be on your feet again to begin a great advance."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Mr. Meredith, Dr. Gordon, the little Padre, and
-the cheery Fleet-Paymaster often came to see him; so
-did Plunky Bill, with his face and shoulder swathed
-in bandages, extremely proud of himself. "If it
-wasn't for the Fleet-Surgeon a-saying they'd to be
-dressed twice a day, and 'im a-poking round and
-'urting somethink 'orrid, I wouldn't care a
-blow—not me!"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Fletcher brought him "Kaiser Bill" to play with.
-"He brings luck, does that tortoise; if we'd only had
-him with us last time, things would have been different,
-sir. Well, well, the picket-boat has gone, poor
-thing; but I was getting too old for her. My eyes
-aren't what they were; for the last month I could
-hardly read the gauge-glass in her stokehold—not
-even with my spectacles."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>He liked to talk to the Orphan about his sons who
-had been killed in France, and, what was most
-unusual, could talk about them without worrying him.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>However, the Orphan was presently allowed to
-hobble about on crutches; and one morning shortly
-afterwards the weekly trawler from Mudros brought
-down all the gun-room stores which the messman had
-ordered from Malta.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"We needn't ask the War Baby to our picnics
-now, need we?" the Pimple and the China Doll burst
-out excitedly, as they saw the piles of sardines and
-sausages, tins of biscuits, jars of bloater paste, and
-all the luxuries their souls craved.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>By the end of July the Orphan returned to duty
-with a slight limp, which he kept up rather longer,
-perhaps, than was absolutely necessary.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The air was full of rumours once again, many of
-them more ridiculous than ever; and at last, on the
-7th August, came the news that nearly sixty thousand
-men had been thrown ashore at Anzac, and at Suvla
-to the north of it. "The new landing", stated the
-message, "took the enemy partially by surprise"—and
-from that the most optimistic conjectures were made.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Also came the news that E11 had sunk the </span><em class="italics">Barbarossa</em><span>,
-an old German battleship bought by Turkey
-some years back—sunk her in the Sea of Marmora.
-You can guess what a noisy, rowdy night that was
-down in the gun-room.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Four days later the </span><em class="italics">Achates</em><span> received orders to
-proceed to Suvla herself, and, after her six weeks of
-"heavenly" rest, everyone felt greatly pleased to be
-"up and doing" something again. She wound her
-way out through the tortuous channel between those
-beautiful green cliffs, past "Picnic" Island, and
-zigzagged her way towards the Gallipoli Peninsula.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>At dawn of Thursday, 12th August, she passed
-through a line of trawlers patrolling between Imbros
-and Samothrace islands, and presently heard once
-more the booming of guns.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>No information whatever had been received of the
-actual progress and state of affairs; everyone
-expected—at any rate, hoped—to find the army
-established more than half-way across the Peninsula, and
-still advancing; so that when Captain Macfarlane
-saw a big shell bursting on the very shore itself, he
-groaned: "Did you see that, Navigator? Stalemate
-again, I fear."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"A pretty big one, that shell, sir. It may have
-come from a ship anchored in The Narrows," the
-Navigator suggested; but even as he did so, three
-puff-balls of cotton-wool, shrapnel-bursts, appeared
-against the sky, only just behind the line of the
-shore.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"That makes it certain," the Captain said very
-gravely; "they can't burst shrapnel at long ranges."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>A cloud of cordite smoke shot out from the side of
-a cruiser at anchor there—the </span><em class="italics">Talbot</em><span>; and both of
-them watched to see where the shell burst. "There
-it is, sir, just in front of that village," the Navigator
-called out, pointing to a village five miles inland, in a
-dip in the great semicircular sweep of hills which shut
-in the whole bay. "I thought they had gained those
-hills," exclaimed the Captain, keenly disappointed.
-"Well!"—and he sighed; "if they haven't by this
-time they will never get them. This means 'finish'."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>A submarine net had been laid across the mouth of
-Suvla Bay; and by the time the </span><em class="italics">Achates</em><span> passed
-through the narrow "gate" between the supporting
-buoys, most of the Honourable Mess were gathered
-on the after shelter-deck, gazing ashore at the bursting
-shells, and eagerly trying to make out the state of
-affairs. Even to the most unskilled of these young
-officers it was evident that the Army could not have
-advanced very far.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The </span><em class="italics">Achates</em><span> anchored just to the south of Suvla
-Point, and about twelve hundred yards from the
-shore. As she swung to the breeze and the tide,
-the most extraordinary-looking "freak" ship came
-into view, lying close inshore, with a squat funnel,
-and an enormous turret with two huge guns sticking
-out of it. She looked almost as broad as she was
-long, and the Honourable Mess burst out laughing
-when they saw her. "That's one of the new big
-monitors," Bubbles grunted. "Look! What an
-extraordinary ship!"</span></p>
-<div class="align-center auto-scaled figure margin" style="width: 65%" id="figure-67">
-<span id="look-what-an-extraordinary-ship"></span><img class="align-center block" style="display: block; width: 100%" alt="&quot;LOOK! WHAT AN EXTRAORDINARY SHIP!&quot;" src="images/img-274.jpg" />
-<div class="caption centerleft figure-caption margin">
-<span class="italics">"LOOK! WHAT AN EXTRAORDINARY SHIP!"</span></div>
-</div>
-<p class="pnext"><span>This was the </span><em class="italics">Havelock</em><span>, and farther out lay several
-of the new small monitors with a single 9.2-inch gun
-in the bows or a 6-inch at each end. Inside the line
-of black buoys which marked the submarine net were
-also some twenty transports and store ships, a collier,
-a water-distilling steamer, and many trawlers.
-Picket-boats, tugs, and little motor-boats dashed about the
-harbour; a picket-boat towed a long string of
-transports' boats out towards a hospital ship lying farther
-away; but the strangest of all the craft there were
-the "water-beetles", which they now saw for the first
-time. These were lighters, painted black, with hinged
-gangways projecting over their bows, circular shields
-round their steering-wheels, and square box-shaped
-structures aft, each with a small funnel projecting from
-its roof, and the official number of the lighter painted,
-in huge white figures, on the side. One went
-grunting and thumping past, leaving a track of smoke and
-a smell of burning oil behind it, carrying perhaps five
-hundred soldiers inshore. Another lay alongside the
-nearest store ship, and the bales of hay which they
-were loading into her made her look like a huge
-haystack. Another, flying a Red Cross flag, grunted
-past from shore, filled with wounded. "Water-beetles"
-made a most appropriate name for them.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The only other men-of-war at anchor inside the
-"net" were the </span><em class="italics">Swiftsure</em><span>, </span><em class="italics">Talbot,</em><span> and </span><em class="italics">Cornwall</em><span>; but
-farther down the coast, off Anzac and Gabe Tepe,
-they could see their "sister" ship, the </span><em class="italics">Bacchante</em><span>,
-looking very much "out in the cold" as far as
-protection from submarines went, in spite of numerous
-trawlers and several destroyers patrolling round her.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Steamboats began to come alongside, and from
-their midshipmen the Honourable Mess soon learnt
-the news.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>One midshipman told them "that the soldiers held
-the first two miles of the hill beyond Suvla Point, but
-could not get on any farther". "Have they joined up
-with Anzac and away to the right?" they asked. "I
-don't think so—not properly. We haven't advanced
-for the last two days." "I don't know how many
-wounded I have taken off," said one wornout-looking
-midshipman. "That's my job, and I've been at it
-almost day and night for the last five days—nearly
-eight thousand have been taken off altogether, I
-fancy."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Another snotty told them of the awful shortage of
-water during the first two fateful days, and how
-terribly the troops had suffered. "They couldn't stand
-it," he said. "It was frightfully hot, and by
-Saturday afternoon (they landed at 11 p.m. on Friday night)
-men were rushing down to the shore and dashing into
-the sea, quite delirious."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The Hun in his steam pinnace came back from a
-trip ashore, with a story of two shells which had fallen
-close to him. "It's like old times," he said excitedly.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>It was—exactly; exactly as it had been at Helles, in
-front of Krithia and Achi Baba.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>All that morning, at every opportunity, everyone
-went up on the after shelter-deck, or climbed up to the
-main-top, to try and find the exact position occupied
-by our troops and how far they had advanced. They
-gazed through their glasses at a huge amphitheatre
-extending from Suvla Point right down to Anzac—six
-and a half miles away—shut in by that semi-circular
-rampart of hills which barred the way to the
-other side of the Peninsula and the Dardanelles.
-Down at Anzac they could trace the maze of trenches
-along the slopes and spurs at that end of the rampart
-of hills, and could also trace the Turkish trenches on
-the crest and upper slopes. At first they thought that
-these last trenches were British; but they soon knew,
-by watching the shells from the </span><em class="italics">Bacchante</em><span> bursting
-among them, that they were not. Sweeping their
-glasses to the left, they followed the ridge of hills as
-it bent round in a huge curve some five miles and
-a half from shore, until they came to a dip, in front
-of which was Anafarta—-just such another village as
-Krithia—with its white houses and its row of
-windmills. At the left end of this village a tall minaret
-showed up very distinctly. Sweeping still farther to
-the left, the hills became higher, and then bent
-towards the sea, until they reached within a mile of
-Suvla Point itself as a ridge some 650 feet high.
-From this point—known as the Bench Mark—the
-ridge dropped in a series of shoulders, until nothing
-but a gigantic backbone of almost bare rock remained
-to jut out into the sea and form Suvla Point itself.
-Our men had at one time reached this Bench Mark,
-but had been driven back to the top of the next
-depression, which they still held. In fact, from the
-ship that morning the little khaki figures of our
-men were very clearly seen up there on the sky-line,
-two and a half miles from Suvla Point. This advanced
-post was known as Jephson's Post, and on the land
-side of it the scrub-covered ground sloped down in
-ridges and gullies to the plain, whilst behind, and
-away out of sight of the ships, it fell very abruptly to
-the sea, and ended in lofty, barren cliffs.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The coast-line from Suvla Point swept round in a
-deep curve to another point known as Nebuchadnezzar
-Point[#]—a mile and a half farther towards
-Anzac—and thus made Suvla Bay. Behind
-Nebuchadnezzar Point lay the little hill "Lala Baba",
-some 120 feet high, and just round the corner the
-shore stretched in an almost straight line right down
-to Anzac.</span></p>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 2em">
-</div>
-<p class="noindent pfirst"><span class="small">[#] Its actual name is Niebruniessi Point.</span></p>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 2em">
-</div>
-<p class="pfirst"><span>It was the aristocratic Major of Marines, who had
-been studying the military map, who pointed all these
-places out to them. He pointed out the guns already
-in position behind Lala Baba, and he showed them
-"Chocolate Hill", another elevation some 160 feet high
-and about three miles inland, where our people could
-be seen busy digging trenches, and every now and
-again being sprayed with shrapnel. Between these
-two little hills lay a broad, flat area, looking like dry
-mud. "That is the Salt Lake," the Major told them.
-"It is dry all the summer."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Except for the people who could be seen up at
-Jephson's Post, more men moving behind a line of trenches
-running down the slope from that position, and the
-people digging on Chocolate Hill, the only indication
-of the general line we held was to be gained by
-watching where the Turkish shrapnel occasionally burst.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>By this time—the 12th August—after having seen
-so much of operations ashore, every officer in the
-gun-room and ward-room had become an expert military
-strategist and tactician—as you can imagine; so it
-was quite unnecessary for the gallant Major of
-Marines—who, of course, was the leading expert of
-all ("because he wore a red stripe down his trousers,"
-Bubbles said)—to explain that "Anafarta village must
-be captured; that this was the first thing to be done".</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"I guessed that—in once," bleated the China Doll
-in an undertone.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"The whole success of this new operation depended
-on capturing Anafarta, and the ridge behind it, by a
-</span><em class="italics">coup de main</em><span>," went on the Major, as though addressing
-a class at Sandhurst. "The whole situation now
-demands an entire reconsideration of plans. I must
-say that I feel doubtful of ultimate success unless
-very heavy reinforcements arrive." Whereupon he
-shut his old-fashioned telescope with a snap, and
-went below, as if, from his point of view, he had
-washed his hands of the matter.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Uncle Podger, the Sub, Bubbles, the Orphan, and
-the China Doll remained to watch the ambulance
-wagons slowly trailing across the Salt Lake towards
-the cluster of hospital tents to the left of Lala
-Baba—the First Casualty Clearing-station—at "Wounded A"
-beach, and to watch the battalions in reserve enjoying
-a rest under some low cliffs this side of Lala Baba,
-many hundreds of men splashing merrily in the sea,
-undeterred by shrapnel bursting over them at intervals.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The </span><em class="italics">Havelock</em><span> lay at anchor quite close to these men.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"If I were running the show," the China Doll
-suggested confidently, "I should——" But how success
-could have been achieved will never be known, for
-"eight bells" struck, lunch waited down in the
-gun-room, and the China Doll knew the disadvantage of
-a late start, so flew away like a "rigger".</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Many of the gun-room officers came up again after
-a hasty meal, and began examining the details of the
-extraordinary </span><em class="italics">Havelock</em><span>, when, all of a sudden, a spout
-of water flew up close to her.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Hello! What's that? There goes another!
-Someone's having a "go" at her. Look! Look at
-those two puffs of smoke amidships! She's been hit!
-Ah! She's getting under way—about time too."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Her cable came in, and she slowly moved out of the
-way, signalling that three men had been wounded.
-One or two more spouts of water sprang up, but then
-they let her alone, and the water spouts began
-creeping towards the </span><em class="italics">Cornwall</em><span>—past her—over—back
-again—short. The </span><em class="italics">Cornwall</em><span> hastily got her anchor
-up, and circled away from that unpleasant spot; and
-then the little shells began falling quite close to the
-</span><em class="italics">Swiftsure</em><span>, at anchor only some four hundred yards
-away from the </span><em class="italics">Achates</em><span>.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Short! Short again! Hello! that hit—on her
-starboard quarter! I saw it bounce off—it's close to
-her ward-room! There's another! That went in!
-Look! you can see the hole—close to the water-line."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Look! Look! Look!" cries came from all round—it
-was getting exciting now—as three shells, one
-after the other, burst close to her for'ard funnel and
-the smoke of them drifted away.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"She's getting it hot. She'll be off in a minute.
-Ah, she's shortening in!"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>They heard the </span><em class="italics">Swiftsure's</em><span> buglers sounding "Action".</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"It will be our turn next," they laughed—a little
-nervously, as the </span><em class="italics">Swiftsure</em><span> circled away towards the
-line of submarine-net buoys; and, sure enough, in a
-couple of minutes there came a loud, wailing, rushing
-noise, which seemed to pass between the foremast and
-next funnel, and a "flomp" as a shell fell into the
-water on the other side, some sixty yards away.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>They ducked and went down below, but not before
-another drawn-out wail ended in a "flomp" a hundred
-yards short of the ship. "Action Stations" sounded,
-and everyone cleared away to their quarters; the China
-Doll, very pale, and not enjoying himself at all, having
-to climb up the rigging to the fore-control top. He
-heard a shell coming, caught his breath, clung to the
-ratlines, and knew it would hit him. He heard it
-"flomp" into the sea behind him; and the irritated
-Gunnery-Lieutenant, coming up after him, hurried
-him up the rigging with angry oaths. "Get that
-range-finder uncovered. What's the range of that
-village? Quick! Quick! Quick! I've got nothing
-to fire at. There are no orders yet."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Down on the foc's'le the Commander, the Bos'n,
-and a few men were getting up the anchor as fast as
-possible, and in five minutes off went the </span><em class="italics">Achates</em><span>.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Directly these four ships began moving about, the
-Turks left off firing at them and threw shells at the
-transports lying farther out; but these lay at the
-extreme range of their guns, and that afternoon, at
-any rate, they made no hits. After a while they
-ceased firing, and the ships came back and anchored.
-The Hun, who had been away all this time in his
-steamboat, came down into the gun-room in a great
-state of excitement, as a shell had fallen within ten
-feet of his boat. The </span><em class="italics">Swiftsure</em><span> presently signalled
-that she had five men killed and fourteen wounded.
-News came from the </span><em class="italics">Grafton</em><span>, out beyond Suvla,
-round the northern corner, that she too had been
-shelled, and had lost nine men killed and twenty
-wounded—all these casualties caused by one small
-shell which came down a hatchway and burst among
-a crowd of men gathered there.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"What a change, after six weeks of peace at Ieros!"
-Bubbles gurgled. "I don't think much of this war.
-I call it rotten."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Jolly uncivil of them—and our first day, too!"
-Uncle Podger said.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Whatever rhymes with </span><em class="italics">Achates</em><span>?" asked Rawlins,
-whose poetical genius had once more been roused.
-"'Not afraid is,' would do, but I can't fit it in; or
-'What a day 'tis'—that's jolly difficult to fit in
-too."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The rest of the afternoon passed quietly, and that
-evening the reconnoitring aeroplane which flew over
-from the island of Imbros—from the aerodrome at
-Kephalo—reported that she had seen the Turks
-digging emplacements for four big guns on the top of
-the ridge.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Well, that's not very cheering," Uncle Podger
-grimaced as he smoked a pipe in the Sub's cabin after
-dinner. "If they can make us shift about and keep
-under way with those small things, as they did this
-afternoon, they'll drive us out altogether with their
-big guns—and submarines will be waiting for us
-there."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"We shall have to knock 'em out," the Sub said;
-"that's all."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"We couldn't do it at Helles; I don't see how we
-are going to do it here," Uncle Podger said. "Did
-anyone see the guns that were firing at us?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The Sub shook his head. "I don't think so."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>They went back into the gun-room just in time to
-hear the China Doll plaintively saying: "I didn't like
-going up to the top one bit; a shell came very close
-to me;" and the others singing out: "What does your
-carcass matter? Wind up the gramophone and let's
-have a noise!"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>A most perfect night followed, and nearly everyone
-slept on deck; but hardly had they been turned off the
-quarter-deck next morning, when shells began whistling
-across the </span><em class="italics">Achates</em><span>, and off she had to go again
-to get away from them. These shells came from a
-4.1-inch high-velocity gun, and gave about three
-seconds "notice" before they arrived. That morning,
-for the first time, the Turks turned a 5.9-inch gun on
-the shore—the same calibre gun as "Gallipoli
-Bill"—bursting high explosives with their tremendous roar,
-abreast the ship, on what was known as "New A"
-beach, a convenient little split in the rocks where most
-of the boats ran in, and close to where "Kangaroo
-Pier" was being built. These shells fell almost
-vertically and did very little harm, but their noise was
-extremely disconcerting.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>That evening the battleship </span><em class="italics">Venerable</em><span> arrived, and
-next day the </span><em class="italics">Achates</em><span> became more or less of a depot
-ship for the Naval transport officers, the Harbour-master,
-the surveying officers, and (as Uncle Podger
-said, when their midshipmen "assistants" and the
-midshipmen of all the "stray" pickets came to live in
-her)—a "home for lost dogs". The gun-room was
-again invaded by tired, weary snotties, in their grimy
-Condy's-fluid-stained uniforms, who, when they were
-not eating, lay about on the leather cushions and odd
-corners, and slept. The Pimple and the China Doll
-were almost reduced to tears when they thought how
-the gun-room stores would disappear once more.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>It was a depressing day; they could not call the
-gun-room their own. They heard of the fall of
-Warsaw; nothing seemed able to stop the German
-advance through Poland and Galicia; and this new
-landing gave not any hope of success.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Oh, bother it all! Stick another needle in, China
-Doll, and start that rotten gramophone," they said.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>At the mention of gramophone the Lamp-post
-would always slink out of the Mess.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The Turks had left them alone that day—as far as
-shells were concerned; but Fritz, the submarine,
-evading the patrolling trawlers, let go a torpedo at
-the balloon ship—the </span><em class="italics">Manica</em><span>—outside, beyond the
-nets.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>A plaintive signal came from her that a torpedo had
-passed underneath her, and a submarine had been
-seen from the balloon—that yellow monstrosity
-waggling above her. That meant another interval for
-excitement, and a manning of the small guns in case
-Fritz took it into his head to pop up his periscope
-anywhere near. The balloon was hauled down, and
-off went the </span><em class="italics">Manica</em><span> to seek protection behind the
-"net" at Kephalo, in Imbros Island.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>More shells came along on the Sunday morning,
-just when the Honourable Mess, clothed only in
-towels, clamoured for "next turn" at the little baths.
-Again the ships had to get under way, and the </span><em class="italics">Swiftsure</em><span>
-reported one hit, without casualties. It was a
-quaint crowd of undraped young officers who gathered
-behind the six inches of armour round Y1 casemate,
-and waited for the "sh—sh—plonk" of the Turks'
-shells to cease, and the bugle to sound the "carry on",
-before they rushed back to complete their toilet. Don't
-imagine that the ships took their insults "lying down".
-They blazed away at where the guns were reported
-to be, or where they thought they were; but as you
-should know by now, it was practically impossible to
-spot them; and, in time, everybody learnt that the best
-thing to do was to plug a few shells into Anafarta
-village (keeping clear of the Red Crescent flags which
-decorated it), where one shrewdly expected that the
-Turkish Head-quarters Staff and its German "pals"
-had comfortable "diggings". A few shells there,
-delicately placed, generally had the desired effect.
-One could almost imagine the German Staff Officer
-(when shells began knocking down the houses round
-him) cursing: "Gott im Himmel! it's not good
-enough being bothered like this. Telephone to that
-confounded battery to leave 'em alone, till I've finished
-my breakfast; it's not doing any good, anyway."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>That Sunday afternoon our troops tried to advance
-along the ridge beyond Suvla Point, and did make
-some headway; but they came up against a wretched
-redoubt, a thousand yards from Jephson's Post,
-crammed with machine-guns, and were brought to a
-standstill.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The </span><em class="italics">Talbot</em><span> and the </span><em class="italics">Swiftsure</em><span> did most of the
-covering work; but the Turkish trenches up there, and that
-redoubt, were so protected by the folds and curvatures
-of the hills that their high-velocity guns were very
-ineffective.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>When this business was finished, "Cuthbert", the
-hostile aeroplane, came over from Maidos, and made
-a "bee-line" for the balloon ship once more. As he
-approached, the </span><em class="italics">Manica</em><span> commenced hauling down
-the balloon and its observers, and simply screeched at
-"Cuthbert" with her maxims; but the aeroplane did
-not take anything seriously, plumped down two
-bombs within half a mile of her—not nearer—appeared
-to be perfectly content, and went home again, followed
-by some very pretty shrapnel from the </span><em class="italics">Talbot</em><span>.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>There was very heavy firing on shore on the extreme
-left that night—all through the night—and by the
-morning the soldiers had lost the ground they had
-gained the day before.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>In the usual "strafe" that morning, two shells hit
-the </span><em class="italics">Achates</em><span> without causing any casualties; but by
-now it had become thoroughly understood that if the
-ships remained where they were, and did not get up
-anchor and move about, the Turks would soon leave
-off shooting at them. So, from now onwards, ships
-seldom shifted billet during these frequent shellings.
-This may have spoilt the Turks' amusement—for it
-must have been most amusing to the Turkish gunners
-to see them scurrying about the harbour—but the
-constant shifting became too boring altogether. The
-poor old distilling ship—the </span><em class="italics">Bacchus</em><span>—and the </span><em class="italics">Ajax</em><span>,
-a store ship, came in for the worst time. The Turks
-had a special "down" on them both, and seldom a
-day went by without them being hit, first of all with
-small "stuff", and, later on, by 5.9-inch shells.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Fritz put in another appearance that Monday
-morning, and had another "go" at the balloon ship—the
-</span><em class="italics">Hector</em><span> this time—but something had gone wrong, as
-before, with the "balance chamber" of his torpedo,
-and it gracefully dived underneath her. However, she
-hauled down the balloon in a hurry—she thought the
-"balance chamber" of the next torpedo might be in
-better working order—and inside the submarine net
-she came, only to be driven out again by shells which
-flew chirpily over the </span><em class="italics">Achates</em><span>, and dropped all round
-her. A lucky shot in the balloon—and "finish"
-that—so up came her anchor, and she pushed across to
-Kephalo.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>On the Tuesday everyone became heartily sick of
-the "retire" bugle. The Turks seemed unusually
-generous that day. They shelled the </span><em class="italics">Achates</em><span> at
-half-past six; they rested until the Honourable Mess had
-commenced their breakfast, when "swish—sh—sh—flomp"
-went a shell just alongside, and the wretched
-bugle sounded again. At ten o'clock, at half-past
-twelve, and twice during the afternoon they disturbed
-everyone; and when they had packed up for the day,
-"Cuthbert" came along and made a most deliberate
-attempt to bomb her. She circled overhead twice,
-and on each occasion dropped bombs which fell with
-the sounds of express trains and burst, one about a
-hundred yards and the other about forty yards away.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"It's not very restful, is it?" the little Padre said
-wistfully, as he joined, for the fifth time that day, the
-little crowd of "idlers" who were taking cover behind
-the after turret during the last spell of shelling.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>It wasn't. The continued strain became most
-intensely wearisome, and affected a great many people
-very noticeably. For more than three weeks the
-</span><em class="italics">Achates</em><span> had these wretched shells coming round and
-over her, at intervals, practically every day. It was
-the noise of them which became so trying—the noise,
-and the wondering where "that one" would hit.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Perhaps, in the gun-room, the most marked effect
-was the smartness with which everyone "turned out"
-in the morning (they slept on the quarter-deck), looked
-to see if the sun had risen behind Anafarta, and
-scampered down to get his bath and be dressed before those
-beastly shells came round. Breakfast became a
-remarkably punctual meal, for the Turks liked to have
-their little joke at half-past eight; and no one in the
-gun-room, except the Sub, Bubbles, and sometimes
-Uncle Podger, could stay and enjoy their food if that
-side of the ship swung to the shore, and the
-"swish—sh—sh—flomp" of those shells came through the
-scuttles in her thin side.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Divisions", at half-past nine, had to be held out
-of sight, in the battery, for the temptation always
-proved too great for the Turks when they saw men
-falling in on the quarter-deck or fo'c'sle.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>On one memorable occasion when, "divisions"
-having been reported correct to Captain Macfarlane,
-the men were all marched aft on to the quarter-deck
-for prayers, the ship's company made one almighty
-"duck" as a shell came over them and burst not ten
-yards away in the water. If eye-witnesses speak the
-truth, the only people who did not "duck" on that
-occasion were Captain Macfarlane—who made the
-excuse that "he had been rather deaf for the last few
-days"—and the little Padre, who apologized most
-profusely that he had been so busy trying to prevent
-the wind blowing his surplice round his neck, that he
-hadn't noticed it.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>At any rate, after that, "divisions" and prayers were
-held in the battery out of sight.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The people who had the most unpleasant time
-were the signalmen on the fore-bridge, the
-telegraphist in the "wireless" room on the shelter-deck,
-and the people on watch on the quarter-deck.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"What am I to do?" the Sub growled to Uncle
-Podger one day. "Here we have half a dozen boats
-round the gangways, a couple of hundred men working
-about the upper deck, and along comes a jumping
-Jimmy of a shell and flops fifty yards short of the
-ship—then another, a hundred or a couple of hundred
-over. It may be all a mistake—they may be coaxing
-them along to the distilling ship—and the next may
-fall a thousand yards over. How am I to know?
-What am I to do? If I don't stop work and sound
-the 'retire', then the next one will probably come
-'splosh' into our chaps and lay half a dozen of them
-out. Then what will the Commander say?—losing his
-best hands perhaps; and the Skipper will want to
-know why I didn't clear 'em all off the upper deck.
-It's worrying; that's what it is!"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"My dear chap," said Uncle Podger, "I'll tell you
-exactly what I feel. When I go on deck I am certain
-that those Turkish gunner chaps over there on the
-hills sing out 'Hello! here comes the most valuable
-clerk in the whole British Navy; any of you chaps got
-a spare round to have a 'pot' at him?' I walk up and
-down the quarter-deck with my ears cocked towards
-the shore to hear that beastly whining swish—a shell
-or two will fall in the water—those big chaps, with
-their infernal thunder-clap, burst on the shore—and I
-gradually find myself edging away to the hatchway,
-and going down to the office or the gun-room, where
-I can't hear the things so plainly. It gets on my
-nerves, I can tell you that."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Whatever happens, the routine of the ship's work
-must be carried on: the decks are scrubbed; the hands
-fall in; they work about the upper deck, splicing
-wires, scraping paintwork, repairing boats, overhauling
-gear—all the thousand-and-one jobs which have to
-be done; boats have to be called away, and go about
-their business; the meat, potatoes, and bread have to
-be served out; the office work has to go on just the
-same; the sick have to be attended and treated; the
-signalmen and upper-deck watch keepers have to keep
-their watches; the men have to have their meals and
-scrub the mess-decks; the cooks have to cook the ship's
-company's food; and all these routine duties go on,
-either without any protection whatever, in the open,
-or behind a half-inch of steel which won't "look at"
-a shell of any sort or description. A battleship or
-cruiser is designed to fight an action which may last
-for an hour or for five hours, but, at the end of that
-time, life on board reverts to its ordinary routine—as
-far as it may. She is not intended or designed to be
-constantly under shell-fire for weeks at a time.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The Pink Rat, whose nerves had never recovered
-from his experience at "W" beach, frankly could not
-stand the spells of shelling; the China Doll grew
-restless and more baby-like than ever; the Pimple was
-nearly as bad; the Lamp-post hated the shells perhaps
-more than anyone, for he had a most vivid imagination,
-but he controlled his feelings wonderfully, and
-never showed the least outward sign of "nerves",
-except that he became more than usually boisterous after
-sunset—when all was peace. Rawlins and Bubbles
-treated the whole thing as a joke. "Don't think about
-'em," Bubbles gurgled to the Pink Rat, "and then
-you won't worry." The Hun did not seem to trouble
-so long as he had something to do in his steam
-pinnace; he had to remember to live up to his D.S.C.,
-too. The Orphan, who felt he also had a reputation
-to keep up, worried very little either.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The midshipmen in the boats and their crews had
-to carry on their usual work at all times. It sounds
-simple enough when talked about in a comfortable
-chair at home; but just put yourself in the place of a
-midshipman in a steamboat, with perhaps a lighter
-in tow, who is coming off from shore and sees a shell
-burst in the water fifty yards ahead of him, knows that
-another will come along in a few seconds, and has to
-take his boat through the swirl made by the first shell!
-Or, again, he sees a ship hit, or shells falling all
-round her, and has to take his boat alongside her, and,
-worse still, wait alongside her. This is what these
-midshipmen and their crews had constantly to do; and
-when they went inshore, shells were constantly dropping
-close to them, not only the small 4.1-inch, but
-the big high-explosives.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The strain and the long hours caused many of these
-midshipmen to break down, but there was no instance
-that can be brought to mind when any of them showed
-the slightest sign of treating shells too "respectfully"
-when on duty.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Don't imagine that the ships themselves remained
-idle all this time. One or other constantly fired at
-known gun positions, on enemy working parties, at
-convoys, at the enemy observation posts and trenches
-at Anafarta—in fact, at every target they could find
-or the Army point out to them. The monitors with
-long-range guns fired across at the Turkish transports
-and store ships anchored in The Narrows; the big ships
-constantly bombarded enemy camps and depots behind
-the hills, helped by spotting aeroplanes, for, of course,
-they could not see where their shells fell. Destroyers
-and the "Edgar" class constantly harassed the Turks
-along the coast.</span></p>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 4em">
-</div>
-<p class="center pfirst" id="the-army-again-comes-to-a-standstill"><span class="bold large">CHAPTER XIX</span></p>
-<p class="center pnext"><span class="bold large">The Army again comes to a Standstill</span></p>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 2em">
-</div>
-<p class="pfirst"><span>Nearly every night, for the first week after the arrival
-of the </span><em class="italics">Achates</em><span> at Suvla, reinforcements poured across
-from Mudros in "troop-carriers", fleet-sweepers,
-destroyers, and small cruisers. Among these came the
-veteran 29th Division—which had been brought up to
-fair strength by constant drafts from England—and
-also the 2nd Mounted Division—yeomanry who came
-to fight as infantry. These yeomen were men of such
-magnificent physique that the Syrian interpreter on
-board the </span><em class="italics">Achates</em><span> told the Orphan that, though the
-pick of the Greek, Serbian, Bulgarian, and Turkish
-armies had come frequently under his observation, he
-had never seen such fine troops as these.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>One more attempt was to be made to advance and,
-if possible, gain possession of Anafarta.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>But to reach Anafarta, and the gap in the great
-semicircle of hills behind it, a whole series of smaller
-slopes and ridges, spurs and shoulders of the main
-hills, had to be seized first. Even without preparation
-for defence they formed a tremendous obstacle, and by
-this time the Turks had been digging and burrowing
-and wiring them, day and night, for a whole fortnight.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>From the main-top of the </span><em class="italics">Achates</em><span>, on the 20th
-August, these small ridges and slopes looked as though
-a huge colony of moles had been at work on them,
-and when the sun sank low over Imbros the barbed
-wire in front of these "mole runs" made glittering
-streaks along them.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>A terrible task it was, as everyone knew.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>However, one little hill, somewhat detached from
-the main line of defence, projected into the plain
-towards Chocolate Hill. This was Hill 70, perhaps
-better known as "Scimitar Hill" from a broad, sweeping,
-burnt patch running up the near slope. If this
-hill could be stormed and held, it would assist further
-attacks on the main position.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The 29th Division were told off to capture it.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>On Saturday, the 21st August, all dispositions were
-completed, and a little before two o'clock in the afternoon
-the four ships, the </span><em class="italics">Venerable</em><span>, </span><em class="italics">Swiftsure</em><span>, </span><em class="italics">Talbot</em><span>,
-and </span><em class="italics">Achates</em><span>, which had previously anchored in single
-line ahead, as close to the shore as possible, bombarded
-Scimitar Hill, "W" ridge beyond it, and every known
-or probable enemy gun position. The Army heavy
-guns assisted.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>In a very short time the Turks had to abandon
-many of their trenches; and if only it had been possible
-to continue bombarding until the attacking infantry
-had almost reached those trenches, the 29th Division
-might have stormed them without much loss.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>But this was not possible. For one thing, the range
-was too great—over four miles—to make certain of
-not hitting our own troops. The ships had to cease
-fire, and thus gave time for the Turks to rush back to
-their trenches and bring their machine-guns along
-with them.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>As the 29th Division advanced, some thirty or forty
-enemy guns opened on them with shrapnel and high
-explosives; and though a brigade stormed Scimitar
-Hill, its losses were so great that the remnant who
-gained the crest could not hold it against the
-tremendous whirlwind of fire from the higher ridges beyond
-and a fierce counter-attack.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Farther along, to the right, the remainder of the
-29th Division and the 11th Division, attacking the
-southerly spurs of "W" ridge, gained a footing on
-them, but could not reach the crest.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The flat ground over which they had just advanced
-with such heavy loss was thickly covered with scrub
-and trees, and the high-explosive shells bursting
-among them quickly set this scrub alight in several
-places. These fires much hampered the rapid bringing
-up of supports.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>At the commencement of the action, that division
-of dismounted yeomanry whose physique and bearing
-had so roused the admiration of all, was held in
-reserve behind Lala Baba, and rested there, in full view
-from the ships. At about half-past two or three
-o'clock these yeomen fell in, circled round the flank
-of Lala Baba, extended as they gained the open
-mud-flats of the Salt Lake, and commenced to advance
-across it towards Chocolate Hill. The Turkish
-gunners saw them almost immediately, and burst hundreds
-of shrapnel over their heads. No "gunners" could
-ask for a better target than these poor fellows made,
-and for twenty minutes they suffered terribly, without
-any hesitation or faltering in their ranks. To those
-who watched them from the main-top of the </span><em class="italics">Achates</em><span>,
-it was a wonderful relief when they gained the cover
-of the trees and thick scrub near Chocolate Hill and
-the shrapnel began to leave them alone.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Abreast the </span><em class="italics">Achates</em><span>, and some half-mile from the
-beach, was a little green mound, dignified with the
-name of "Hill 10" on the military map. On the
-rear slope of this, a field-gun battery had been very
-active all the afternoon, and presently the Turks
-thought it about time to put a stop to this. They
-turned one or two 5.9-inch guns on to Hill 10, and
-simply plastered it with high-explosive shells,
-bursting them with their horrid, rending thunder-claps
-every few seconds among the field-guns and the
-limbers in rear. For half an hour those field-guns
-pluckily went on firing, but they did not know where
-the big shells were coming from—nobody did—so
-none of the ships could help them, and at length they
-were compelled to cease fire and the gunners to take
-shelter.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"What are they? New Army or Territorials?"
-asked Uncle Podger. None knew; but, whoever they
-were, they put up a most plucky fight.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>By five o'clock the smoke from the bush fires
-obscured the whole field of battle between Chocolate and
-Scimitar Hills, and, though the rattle of musketry
-and machine-guns went on continuously, no more of
-the fight could be seen from the </span><em class="italics">Achates</em><span>—only the
-ambulance wagons coming across the Salt Lake, and
-the stretcher-parties clearing away the wounded yeomanry.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>By dusk the flames of these bush fires showed up
-plainly, and as darkness fell on that fateful day they
-lighted up the whole plain, Chocolate Hill and Lala
-Baba standing out black against them. They burnt
-fiercely, the flames eating their way along the plain,
-running this way, then that; and on board ship one
-could only grimly conjecture what was happening to
-the helpless wounded cut off by them—and keep the
-horrors of one's thoughts to oneself, if one could.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Fighting went on all that night; and by dawn the
-attacking divisions had fallen back to their original
-positions in front of Chocolate Hill, except on the
-right, where the 11th Division maintained a point
-some six hundred yards in advance.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>From that day no serious attempt was made to
-advance, and the idea of forcing a way across to the
-Dardanelles was for all practical purposes abandoned.
-From now onwards, trench warfare commenced, and
-continued until the definite abandonment of The Great
-Adventure.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>All that Saturday afternoon and all that Saturday
-night a continual stream of wounded were brought
-to "Wounded A" beach, attended to, and as fast as
-possible sent off to hospital ships. The Hun with his
-steam pinnace, and a couple of boats in tow, helped
-cope with the enormous amount of work. At dawn
-next morning the Orphan relieved him, and by Sunday
-night very nearly six thousand wounded had been
-evacuated. They all went to hospital ships, but only
-the serious cases and the severe leg injuries stayed
-there. The others, who could walk, crossed over the
-hospital ships from one side to the other, and went
-down into trawlers waiting alongside. These, when
-full, steamed across to Kephalo, on Imbros Island,
-and landed them there.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>It now became generally understood that the
-Germans and Austrians intended to break through Serbia,
-march across Bulgaria, and join hands with the Turks.
-The Bulgarians were much more likely to assist than
-resist them; and it did not require any great strain on
-the mental powers of the military experts in the
-gun-room to enable them to realize that, once the Turks
-obtained heavy guns and an ample supply of ammunition,
-they could drive us and the French off the Peninsula.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>It was anything but a pleasant prospect, especially
-with the autumn fast approaching, and the fierce winter
-gales which would make the landing of stores impossible.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>A peaceful three days followed this battle of the
-21st August. The Turks had probably expended all
-their ammunition and were busy replenishing their
-magazines. At any rate, three days later they shelled
-the harbour and the ships very lavishly. The
-</span><em class="italics">Venerable</em><span> had a man killed and some wounded, and the
-</span><em class="italics">Swiftsure</em><span> had a man wounded by a fragment of a
-shell which burst on the </span><em class="italics">Venerable's</em><span> fo'c'sle. From
-this date they always managed to spare the ships a
-few rounds—at the usual hours—every day. They
-killed an unfortunate stoker in the </span><em class="italics">Achates</em><span> soon after
-this. The crew were at "Action Stations", and he
-had gone on to the mess-deck to make certain that
-his fire-hose had been screwed on properly, when a
-shell coming in through the side (it actually burst
-on the edge of a scuttle) took off his head.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>They then attempted a night attack on our left
-flank. Firing burst out suddenly one night just after
-eight o'clock, and though the Honourable Mess had
-not yet reached the "pudding" stage of their dinner
-they rushed up on deck to see what was happening—all
-of them. That fact alone proves that the noise of
-rifles, machine-guns, and shells must have been
-considerable.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>A most brilliant spectacle this firing made. Many
-young officers in the trenches, on both sides, kindly
-contributed hundreds of pretty star shells; the Turks
-burst a very large number of shrapnel most picturesquely;
-the destroyer </span><em class="italics">Grampus</em><span>, out beyond the bay,
-lighted up the ridge near the Bench Mark with her
-search-light; the army field-guns did what they could
-to aid the display, and the </span><em class="italics">Swiftsure</em><span> obliged with
-four rounds of 7.5-inch shrapnel to give </span><em class="italics">éclat</em><span> to the
-occasion.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>From a pyrotechnic point of view the scene from the
-quarter-deck of the </span><em class="italics">Achates</em><span> could not have been
-improved, nor could the orchestra of rifles, field-guns,
-maxims, and trench bombs.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>But the attack evidently lacked backbone. Rifle-firing
-raged up and down the lines, but it never
-reached the pitch of inarticulate firing and determination
-which marked those night attacks at Helles. As
-a matter of fact, the Turks never left their trenches;
-and even before the laconic signal came from shore:
-"Situation well in hand", that well-known military
-expert, the China Doll, not seeing in the dark that
-Captain Macfarlane happened to be standing next to
-him, lisped out: "That's nothing; it's nothing like
-those other shows at "W" beach; they don't mean
-anything; I'm going down to finish dinner." Captain
-Macfarlane thanked him very gravely: "I am much
-obliged to you, Mr. Stokes" (which perhaps you
-remember was the China Doll's name), "you have
-relieved my anxieties immensely." The wretched
-China Doll disappeared down the hatchway like a
-shot rabbit.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Now there was a cocksure young subaltern of the
-New Army at Suvla to whom the whole art of warfare
-had become an open book. He claimed relationship
-with the Lamp-post, and, on the strength of that, came
-off at times to get a decent meal and a bath. There
-was also a certain 5.9-inch gun hidden away
-somewhere near Anafarta which enjoyed throwing
-high-explosive shells into the "so-called" "Rest Camp",
-and this young officer had suffered frequent annoyance
-from them. He became a little peevish, and made
-sarcastic remarks about naval gunnery not much to
-the liking of the Honourable Mess, especially one day
-when the </span><em class="italics">Swiftsure</em><span> had nearly broken her
-Gunnery-Lieutenant's susceptible heart by not knocking out
-this particular gun after some fifteen rounds. They
-explained gently to him that the gun could not be
-seen from the ships, and that, at five and a half miles,
-firing at "where-it-was-thought-to-be" did not give
-much chance of hitting it.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>One afternoon, when he happened to be aboard, a
-French aeroplane, with engine troubles, planed down
-to the beach beyond Lala Baba, and could not get
-away. She had not been there for ten minutes when
-the Turks commenced dropping shell round her.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Now you'll see how easy it is," the Lamp-post
-said ironically. "Remember, the Turks can see
-that aeroplane—they can see it with the naked eye.
-We can't see 'Anafarta Annie' through a telescope." Well,
-they counted more than a hundred and fifty
-shell—shrapnel and common—fired within the next
-thirty-five minutes, and the aeroplane appeared not
-to have been touched.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>At least they thought the "Young Friend" might
-apologize, but he only laughed: "Well, at any rate,
-you Navy chaps aren't the rottenest shots in the
-world."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"I do hope 'Annie' drops one in his 'dug-out'," the
-Hun said angrily, when he went ashore. "Don't you
-ever ask him off again, Lamp-post, or we'll work the
-gramophone at meals."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"I never do ask him; he comes," the Lamp-post
-smiled.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Annie", so the Observation Post nearest to Anafarta
-reported, lived in a tunnel or deep gully, and
-when her crew wanted to do a "hate" they ran her
-out on rails, fired her, and ran her back again. It
-was also said that if shells fell anywhere near her,
-the crew used to run across to a little white house
-about a hundred and fifty yards away, and take cover
-there. So one morning the Gunnery-Lieutenant of
-the </span><em class="italics">Swiftsure</em><span>, always ready to woo a fair lady, "went"
-for her; and when he thought her crew had probably
-run her back into her tunnel and gone across to their
-cosy little white house, he peppered that with
-14-pounder shells. No one can go on with this
-game—at five and a half miles—for ever; and when the
-</span><em class="italics">Swiftsure</em><span> ceased firing, "Annie's" crew, appreciating the
-humour of it all, ran back to her, fetched her out
-(presumably), and dropped half a dozen high-explosive
-shells among the mules and stacks of bully-beef boxes
-above "A" beach.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>They were full of noisy humour, these Turks; but
-what did jar on their nerves was the sight of a
-battleship or cruiser coaling. They objected most strongly,
-and always burst shrapnel over, and dropped shell
-at the "coaling" ship directly the collier had come
-alongside and she had commenced that dirty job.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>They also had a rooted objection to the </span><em class="italics">Arno</em><span>, a
-trim little destroyer attached to the General
-Headquarters Staff; and whenever she anchored inside the
-"net" they did their best to make her feel
-uncomfortable. She might have always had the General
-Head-quarters Staff on board, to judge by the
-persistent way they plugged at her.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>And as for Jephson's Post, up there on the top of
-the ridge, on the left, they took a positive dislike
-to it and to the Naval Observation Station, just below
-it. This Observation Station was manned by some
-naval ratings and two naval officers—a gaunt,
-hawk-like Commander and a Lieutenant-Commander
-belonging to other ships. These two took duty in
-turns—three days "on" and three days "off". The three
-days "off" they spent on board the </span><em class="italics">Achates</em><span>, sleeping
-most of the time.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>This post was constantly under fire from heavy and
-light guns. It also received all the "overs" and the
-stray bullets fired from the Turks, farther along the
-ridge, at Jephson's Post and the trenches in front of
-it, so it was not at all a "health" resort.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"The view in the early morning is charming,"
-said one of the Observation officers; "and but for
-the fact that I'm certain there's a dead mule or a
-dead 'something' among the bushes somewhere
-near—has been there for the last fortnight—and that
-we get something like thirty to forty shell over it
-every day—often more—it wouldn't be half bad."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Another Naval Observation Station had been established
-on Chocolate Hill, and to visit either of these
-positions made exciting afternoon walks and climbs,
-whenever any of the Honourable Mess ventured
-ashore. On one occasion the Lamp-post and the
-Orphan landed at "A West" beach one afternoon,
-and walked up to the Observation Post near Jephson's
-Post. Pretty hard going it was, under the hot sun
-and along the sandy mule-track which wound up
-the lower slopes among the concealed field-guns.
-Then they had to climb along a steep path, with a
-parapet on the enemy side, till they came to the
-second line of trenches, and heard the intermittent
-sniping close to them. In the morning the Post had
-been severely shelled, and they found the Commander
-lying flat on the ridge, some forty yards away from
-it, behind a natural parapet of rocks, reinforced by
-some sand-bags, his telephone box close to him.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"You must have had a warm time of it this morning,
-sir," they said admiringly.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"That was all right. I was here all the time.
-There wouldn't have been much left of me if I had
-stayed there. Come along and see." He took them
-back below the ridge, climbed up to the rear of the
-Post—a little three-sided affair, partly made out of
-large stones and sand-bags piled on each other, partly
-of natural rocks, with a timber and sand-bag roof
-over it all.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Pretty untidy, isn't it, here? You can have the
-base of that shell—one of this morning's little lot;
-if you hunt round, you'll find another somewhere,
-I expect. They keep their eye on this place; I
-shouldn't wonder if they are watching us now. Let's
-put back some of these rock things."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The front parapet had been partially knocked down
-that morning, so that the "observing" loophole was
-now four or five feet wide. If they could see him
-when there was only a small loophole, thought the
-Lamp-post, they'll be able to see us, all right, now.
-They had just finished piling up the last of the
-stones and sand-bags in their old places—-more or
-less—when the accustomed ears of the Commander
-caught the sound of a Turkish gun.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"That's my gun!" he cried, throwing himself down.
-"Lie down. That will be short," he said coolly, as
-they heard the "swish—h—h" of an approaching
-shell. "Short, not very; keep down, some of the
-bits may come in."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Whump" burst the shell about thirty yards below
-them, and something rattled against the parapet they
-had just built up. The stinging smell of smoke came
-in through the crevices.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Scoot out of it!" the Commander said, scrambling
-to his feet, and taking them down to where they had
-found him at first—soldiers dashing for cover all
-along the ridge. "Keep close in behind those rocks,"
-he said, as they lay down, and he peered out between
-his sand-bags.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"I thought so. The same two old guns, on the
-far side of the 'Rectory Field'. They've shifted 'em
-since the morning. They've fired again. They keep
-those two especially for my benefit."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Whump" burst a shell, then another, up along
-the ridge, somewhere close to the Observation Post,
-whilst the hawk-like Commander rapidly took "angles"
-with his sextant, and examined the squares and dots
-on his military map.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Then he rang up the Naval Observation Post, and
-giving them the new position of the guns told them
-to ask </span><em class="italics">Swiftsure</em><span> to try a few rounds.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Keep down!" he sang out to the two boys.
-"Snuggle up to those rocks. Those chaps sometimes
-try lower down the slope."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>During the next quarter of an hour some fifteen or
-sixteen shells burst close to the old Observation Post,
-and the Orphan wriggled to a place where he could
-look down, across the harbour, to where the </span><em class="italics">Swiftsure</em><span>,
-</span><em class="italics">Venerable</em><span>, and </span><em class="italics">Achates</em><span> lay. They did look
-small.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Hello! there goes one from the </span><em class="italics">Swiftsure</em><span>," he
-cried, and wriggled farther round to see if its shell
-went anywhere near those guns that had been firing.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Twenty yards short—good shot!" the Commander
-sang out. "They'll fire another, if either of the guns
-are loaded—— Yes—there they go—keep down!
-Then they'll pack up."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"B-r-r—whomp" burst a shell, just as the </span><em class="italics">Swiftsure</em><span>
-fired again, and they watched for her shell to burst.
-"I believe that's a hit; if it wasn't, it was jolly close.
-Go up and see what damage they have done; it's
-perfectly safe now."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The two midshipmen scrambled to their feet and
-made their way up to the old Observation Post, whilst
-the Commander busied himself with the telephone.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"My aunt! Look, Lampy!" sang out the Orphan,
-who reached it first. "Jolly lucky that we didn't
-stay!"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>They had a difficulty in crawling in, because two
-of the balks of timber had been blown down at one
-end. All those stones and sand-bags they had
-replaced twenty minutes ago lay scattered on the
-ground—some outside among the bushes, others
-inside. In one torn and half-emptied sand-bag they
-found the fuse of the shell which had apparently done
-the damage. It was still warm.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Oh, look! there's your stick! You must have left
-it. Look! That will be a bit of a curio, won't it?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"It isn't mine; it's the Pink Rat's," the Lamp-post
-grinned, as he picked up the two pieces. "I wish it
-had been mine."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>They took the broken pieces and went back to the
-Commander. "They've knocked it about no end,
-sir. It's lucky we didn't stay there. You'll have to
-give it up, won't you, sir?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Oh no! rather not. I shall use it again to-morrow;
-but I shan't touch it—leave it just as it is. Probably
-I'll put some sand-bags here, where they can see
-them, and let them pot at this place instead. Come
-along, we'll give you a drop of tea, down in my
-'dug-out'. The </span><em class="italics">Swiftsure</em><span> has finished firing."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Did she hit either of them?" they asked.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Went jolly close," he said. "I rather fancy
-she did hit one, but it's very difficult to say for
-certain."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The Commander's "dug-out" was some fifty yards
-below the crest of the ridge, and out of sight of Suvla
-Bay and the plain of Anafarta. From it the Lamp-post
-looked over the Gulf of Zeros, the Bulgarian and
-Turkish coast-lines, and, on the left, the lofty island
-of Samothrace, rearing its crest above the clouds.
-Down in the sea at his feet—some five hundred feet
-below him—the </span><em class="italics">Grampus</em><span>, destroyer, steamed slowly
-along to protect the extreme left flank of the army,
-which extended from behind Jephson's Post to the
-actual beach. Beyond her, either the </span><em class="italics">Grafton</em><span> or the
-</span><em class="italics">Theseus</em><span> came slowly along towards Suvla Point,
-pushing through the glittering water. Trawlers and
-drifters, with their reddish-brown mizzen-sails giving
-a peaceful and home-like appearance to the beautiful
-view, patrolled very, very slowly the stretches of the
-Gulf between Samothrace and the Peninsula.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>From this "dug-out" the ground sloped very
-abruptly to the sea, its surface composed of scattered
-rocks interspersed with coarse bushes. The bivouacs
-of the brigade in reserve were here, and hundreds of
-men lay about smoking, talking, and mending their
-clothes, or fast asleep. Bathing parties went down to
-the sea, chattering noisily, or scrambled back, half
-naked, to dry themselves in the sun.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>As the two snotties drank their tea, two men on
-stretchers were carried past, on their way to a
-Dressing Station, a little way below and to the left. One
-man smoked a cigarette and looked quite cheery; the
-head of the other lay back oddly on the stretcher, with
-that horrid grey colour on his face—he was dead.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Have another cup of tea? I'm sorry there's no
-cake," the Commander said. "Those infernal snipers
-get some fifteen or twenty of our chaps up here every
-day. They paint themselves green—their hands and
-faces—dress up in green clothes, or fix themselves up
-in twigs and leaves. They're plucky chaps, I must say.
-We found one chap, down in the plain, the other day,
-over there"—and he jerked his thumb up the ridge
-towards Anafarta—"we found him half a mile inside
-our lines, up a tree, lashed to a branch. One of our
-chaps happened to be walking back from the trenches,
-and walked right under the tree; thought he heard
-a noise, looked up and saw him. Luckily he had his
-rifle, so he shot him, but had to climb the tree and
-cut him clear before the body fell to the ground. On
-one side of that Turk hung a basket with a few figs
-in it, and on the other side a basket full of cartridge
-cases. Most of them were empty, so that he must
-have had a pretty good 'run' for his money."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>A messenger came to say that the Turks were
-commencing their usual evening "hate" on the beaches
-and ships. "Well, you'd better get along back," he
-said. "Now, don't play the fool. For the first few
-hundred yards past the Observation Post you will be
-in full view of their firing-trench along the ridge; so
-don't loiter. I must be off to see whether any of those
-guns have shifted since yesterday. Good-bye!"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>So back they went, with the base of one shell, the
-fuse of another, and that broken stick belonging to
-the Pink Rat. As they neared the beach, big shells
-kept dropping on it, so they waited a little while
-before going down to "A West". A friendly
-A.S.C. sergeant invited them into his roomy "dug-out"; and
-luckily they did go in, for shrapnel began bursting
-very close, and an empty case buried itself in some
-ground between two lines of mules, not twenty yards away.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Flies had been bad up in the Commander's "dug-out".
-Here they were ten times worse—worse even
-than they had been before they left "W" beach at
-Cape Helles.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Having added to their trophies that empty shrapnel
-case (the A.S.C. sergeant had sent across a couple of
-Indians belonging to his transport column to dig
-it up), and the firing having ceased, they presently
-found themselves in the Hun's steam pinnace, on
-their way off to the ship.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>You can imagine that these two young officers had
-a good deal to talk about when they did get on board.
-Neither of them had much chance of going ashore,
-because, after the first few days, so many of the
-original midshipmen of the "stray" boats broke
-down and had to be sent back to their ships, that
-they were almost constantly employed in steam-boats.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>There were the "night patrols", when they steamed,
-up and down, along the line of submarine-net buoys,
-from sunset to sunrise—fearfully tedious and
-monotonous work, only enlivened by the very occasional
-submarine "scares". Some trawler or drifter—out
-beyond—would think she had seen one, and fire two
-Very's lights; and then there would be a hustle and
-a bustle, and the patrolling picket-boats with their
-maxims would dash up and down, in case Fritz
-came along, and they could get a shot at his
-periscope. For some days the Orphan had to take charge
-of the Harbour-master's picket-boat, and used to
-spend most of his nights outside the nets, often in a
-lumpy, unpleasant sea, meeting troop-carriers coming
-across with reinforcements, or store ships—all
-according to programme—and imploring their Captains to
-go </span><em class="italics">between</em><span> the two lights on the buoys at the
-submarine-net "gate"; not that the troop-carriers ever
-made mistakes—they had had too much practice—but
-some of these store ships seemed incapable of
-coming in without fouling the net, picking up some
-of it with their screws, and giving twenty-four hours'
-work hacking it clear and then repairing it. Most
-of the daylight hours during that time the Orphan
-spent in sleep, but not all by a long chalk, for things
-were always going wrong with a line of lighters
-supporting some borrowed torpedo-nets, and the
-Harbour-master was always wanting to go along and see what
-could be done. As these lighters were constantly
-being shelled, this was a most unpleasant job.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>One evening, after snatching a couple of hours'
-sleep, he found that a 3-pounder gun had been
-mounted in the bows of his boat, and the usual maxim
-taken away.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Hello!" he said to the coxswain. "What's this for?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"I fancy we're going to hunt for Fritz to-night, sir."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Why, has he been round to-day?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"He fired a torpedo at the </span><em class="italics">Jonquil</em><span> this afternoon,
-sir; somewhere round the left flank, sir."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>When the Orphan climbed on board to find out
-more news, he ran across the Sub on the quarterdeck.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Hello, my jumping Jimmy! I was looking for
-you. We've got to go away to-night and see if
-Fritz goes to sleep in Ejelmar Bay—about seven
-miles along the coast, round Suvla Point. He's been
-making a nuisance of himself again. What kind of a
-coxswain have you?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Not particularly good," the Orphan said. "He's
-not very fond of shells."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Hum! I suppose we can't change him," the Sub
-said, scratching his head. "I've got Bowditch, the
-gunner's mate, coming along to run the 3-pounder,
-so that will be all right." Then, bursting with
-excitement, he thumped the Orphan's chest. "My
-perishing Orphan! Just fancy if we bag a submarine!"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Promotion for you, too," grinned the Orphan.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"I hadn't thought of that," beamed the Sub.
-"Wouldn't that be grand?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>They were interrupted by a signalman running aft.
-"Hostile aeroplane, sir!" he called out. The "guard
-call" sounded, and the marines began tumbling up
-the hatchways with their rifles.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>It was "Cuthbert", the aeroplane, coming along
-for his evening visit; but this time he was not
-bothering his head about the ships at Suvla, but flew past
-at a great height, evidently off to Kephalo, in Imbros
-Island, twelve miles across the water, to try and drop
-a bomb on the aerodromes there, or on the General
-Headquarters Camp.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"We aren't going away until nearly midnight,"
-the Sub said, as they watched "Cuthbert" growing
-smaller and smaller. Suddenly there was a shout of
-"Hello! One of ours is after him! Look! He's
-heading him off!"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Sure enough, they saw another dot against the blue
-sky rapidly closing "Cuthbert", who had evidently
-seen him and swerved to the right.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>As far as they could see, the English aeroplane was
-the higher of the two, though a long distance separated
-them.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Hello! Look there! He's coming back! Look!
-He's dropped his bombs" (two spouts of water flew up
-on the sea). "He'll get away now!"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>With the weight of the bombs "off" him, "Cuthbert"
-came back very fast, and presently the English
-machine gave up the long, stern chase and turned
-back to Kephalo.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Well, they stopped him dropping bombs there,"
-the Orphan grinned.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Just before midnight—pitch-dark it was—the Sub,
-the Orphan, and Bowditch, the gunner's mate,
-climbed down into the picket-boat and pushed off.
-They steamed outside, turned to the right, and, half
-an hour later, met the </span><em class="italics">Grampus</em><span> destroyer—the
-left-flank-guard destroyer—who piloted them along the
-coast-line for some seven miles. Then she stopped.
-Her skipper shouted across, through a megaphone:
-"We're right opposite it now. Off you go. I'll wait
-for you."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>In they went—very slowly, to prevent making a
-noise, and so as not to bump anything in the
-dark—eventually finding themselves in a bay, with high
-cliffs all round it. Here the darkness was more
-intense than ever, and all was absolutely silent. They
-"felt" round the cliffs at one side, going dead slow,
-but not a trace of Fritz could they find. Then they
-pushed across to the opposite cliff, where there was a
-lighter patch—probably a break in the cliffs—and just
-as they had searched this other side, a most startling
-crackling of musketry burst out from the direction of
-that lighter patch, and bullets fairly hummed round
-their ears. The coxswain put his helm hard over as
-the Sub roared for the engines to go full speed ahead,
-and the picket-boat naturally began turning a circle,
-and would have headed for the foot of the cliffs in a
-moment or two, had not the Orphan swung the helm
-back again. The Sub, coming back from the bows,
-where he and Bowditch had been "standing by" the
-3-pounder and looking for Fritz, took the wheel from
-him, and steered out into the open.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"My! but that was warm," the Sub said, drawing
-a deep breath. "That was the hottest bit of fire I've
-had yet; it beats Ajano. I've never heard so many
-bullets at the same time. Phew! One lucky shot,
-and the boat might have been disabled."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"We don't have much luck, do we?" the Orphan
-said, when he had recovered his normal state of mind.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"No, we don't. Still, there wasn't a submarine
-there—of that I'm certain. We were sent to find that
-out—so never mind. Phew! That was hotter than
-I liked it—it was. I can't think how they missed us."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The </span><em class="italics">Grampus</em><span> escorted the picket-boat back to Suvla
-Point, and just after the sun had risen and the hands
-had been turned out, she ran under the stern of the
-</span><em class="italics">Achates</em><span>, and the Sub and the Orphan climbed up the
-"jumping-ladder".</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The Lamp-post, with a relief crew, stood waiting to
-take over the picket-boat.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"No luck, Lampy; nothing doing," the Orphan
-said. But his pal was too interested watching the
-colour effect of the sunrise on the mountain top of
-Samothrace—to the right of Imbros—and made the
-tired Orphan look at it too. "Bother old Samothrace,
-Lampy! I want something to eat. I hope
-they won't start shelling </span><em class="italics">us</em><span>" (a big shell had just
-burst on the beach, opposite the ship) "till I've had
-a bath and my breakfast. Where are you going?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"They ran a lighter ashore at 'C' beach last
-night, and I've to go and clear her, and try to get
-her off."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"C" beach was round Nebuchadnezzar Point, out
-of sight behind Lala Baba, and the Turks shelled
-most things that went there—at any odd hour of the
-day.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Poor old Lampy! They'll start shelling you
-directly you go there—they did me yesterday.
-Bath—breakfast—sleep—that's what I'm going to do.
-Nighty! Nighty!"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Swish-sh-sh—flom-p" went a shell, half-way
-between the distilling ship and the </span><em class="italics">Achates</em><span>.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"R-r-r-omp" burst a high explosive on the beach.
-Another shell, falling into the water close to the
-</span><em class="italics">Achates</em><span>, burst, and the smoke drifted along the
-surface to her bows.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Bugler! Bugler! Sound the 'Retire'!" sang out
-Mr. Meredith, on watch. "Get away in that boat of
-yours," he told the Lamp-post, as the old crew came
-up the jumping-ladder, and the relief crew waited to
-take their place. "Coal and water her when this
-'show's' finished."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Good luck to 'C' beach and the lighter, old
-Lampy! Don't duck when they come along. Nighty!
-Nighty!" the Orphan called out to him, and went
-below, as another wailing swish sighed through the air
-over the ship.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Outside X2 casemate the China Doll leant against
-the thin armour, with his sponge and soap in his
-hand and a towel round him. "Where are those
-horrid shell dropping? Anywhere near us?" he asked,
-blinking his eyes.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The Pink Rat, inside the casemate, looked very
-miserable. "Any luck, Orphan?" he asked nervously.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"I'm going to 'bag' your baths. I'm so sleepy I
-can't wait till these silly old Turks have finished," the
-Orphan said, and sang out for Barnes to get him a
-cup of tea.</span></p>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 2em">
-</div>
-<p class="pfirst"><span>It was now four weeks since the night of the Suvla
-landing, and, as you have heard, flies were more of a
-plague on shore than they had been when the </span><em class="italics">Achates'</em><span>
-midshipmen left "W" beach. They swarmed on
-board the ships. Bubbles declared that you could
-see them sitting along the gunwales of every boat
-that came off from the beach, and that directly it got
-alongside they flew on board and made themselves at
-home. The Honourable Mess presented the China
-Doll with a "swatter", and made him spend most of
-his waking hours killing flies in the gun-room, but
-the more he killed the more flew in through the scuttles
-or from the mess-deck. Both in the ward-room and
-the gun-room the noise of the fly "swatters" went on
-continuously all through the daylight hours.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Dysentery commenced to rage throughout the Army;
-and whether the flies brought it off from shore or
-whether they did not, dysentery commenced to break
-out among the ships' companies, especially among
-those men who worked in boats, or those living
-ashore—signalmen and beach-party men—all who were
-frequently in contact with the soldiers. The Pink Rat,
-grown visibly thinner, and the Hun both went on the
-sick-list. They lay in cots on the half-deck, but had
-often to turn out and get behind the armour, on one
-or other of the casemates, when the Turks' shells began
-whistling over the skylight above them. They lived
-chiefly on condensed milk—"poor brutes", as the
-China Doll said sympathetically.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>So many of those "stray" snotties who had lodged
-in the </span><em class="italics">Achates</em><span> had by now been sent back to their own
-ships, ill, that the Honourable Mess had the gun-room
-almost to themselves again. Nor had those precious
-stores been seriously raided this time, so they had no
-real grievance.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>At last the </span><em class="italics">Achates</em><span> herself received orders to return
-to Mudros to coal and "rest"; and on the 6th
-September she slipped out through the submarine "gate"
-after dark, left the twinkling camp-fires of Suvla
-behind her, and steamed through the double row of
-submarine nets at Mudros early next morning.</span></p>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 4em">
-</div>
-<p class="center pfirst" id="hard-work-at-mudros"><span class="bold large">CHAPTER XX</span></p>
-<p class="center pnext"><span class="bold large">Hard Work at Mudros</span></p>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 2em">
-</div>
-<p class="pfirst"><span>The </span><em class="italics">Achates</em><span> had not been at Mudros for nearly three
-months and a half, and during this period the
-appearance of the shores on either side of the harbour had
-changed very greatly indeed. Where, previously, fifty
-tents or marquees had stood, there were now
-thousands—multitudes of them—the French on the east,
-the British on the west side. The French, anticipating
-a winter campaign, had already built rows of
-wooden barrack-huts; the British had begun to do so.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Stone and brick buildings for offices, workshops,
-and store-houses, a narrow-gauge railway with
-petrol-driven engines, electric generating stations, half a
-dozen substantial piers, and miles and miles of
-roads—all had been built since the end of April. In the
-harbour itself lay more transports, store ships, colliers,
-oil ships, and water-tank ships than before the first
-landing. A line of French battleships faced a line of
-British. Monitors big and monitors little, cruisers,
-scouts, and sloops off duty, coaled, provisioned, and
-rested prior to returning to their bombarding or
-submarine-hunting jobs. Up in a corner, near Mudros
-West, and opposite Turkish Pier, lay the </span><em class="italics">Blenheim</em><span>,
-the mother ship of destroyers, surrounded by those
-of her children off duty. At another part of the
-harbour the submarines, resting after having come
-down from the Sea of Marmora through the nets
-across the Dardanelles, or preparing calmly to go up
-there again, nestled alongside the </span><em class="italics">Adamant</em><span>. Two
-or three white hospital ships were at anchor inside
-the harbour; eight or nine out beyond the nets at
-the entrance. Among all these puffed and snorted a
-great number of motor-lighters, the "water-beetles"—doing
-all the work of moving troops and stores, and
-doing it marvellously well. In fact, it is difficult to
-imagine how the work would have gone on without them.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The first day of her "rest" the </span><em class="italics">Achates</em><span> coaled, and
-on the second took in provisions from the little </span><em class="italics">Dago</em><span>.
-This little steamer ran between Malta and Mudros
-with frozen meat and vegetables for the fleet. She
-also at times brought the private stores ordered by
-the gun-room messman, so that the Honourable Mess
-had a warm spot in their hearts for her.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>That week's rest extended for nearly two months
-and a half. During this time, so many of the officers
-and men were employed away from the ship that the
-</span><em class="italics">Achates</em><span> became immobilized, and did not take her
-turn for "guard" duties or as "emergency" ship.
-Every morning sometimes as many as two hundred
-and fifty of her men were called for by the "water-beetles",
-and taken away to coal leviathan transports,
-or to dig up rubble and load it into some steamers
-which were being prepared to be sunk as breakwaters
-off the various beaches on the Peninsula. The big
-steamer </span><em class="italics">Oruba</em><span> presently arrived, and the </span><em class="italics">Achates</em><span> had
-the job of dismantling her and preparing her to be
-sunk at Kephalo.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Those coaling jobs did not appeal to the snotties,
-though even they had their compensations, as the
-Orphan proved when he came back from coaling the
-</span><em class="italics">Mauretania</em><span> for three whole days, dirty and tired, but
-with tales of pleasant meals on board her, and hugely
-proud because he had managed to buy two boxes of
-kippers and one of haddock.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>For a whole week, each of the Honourable Mess had
-a kipper or a haddock for breakfast, and Bubbles
-considered that "it wasn't such a rotten war after all".</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The Pink Rat about this time finally broke down,
-and had to be sent to the naval hospital ship </span><em class="italics">Soudan</em><span>
-with a recurrence of his old "W beach" dysentery.
-He never rejoined the </span><em class="italics">Achates</em><span>, and on the broad
-shoulders of Bubbles devolved his light duties as
-"senior snotty".</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Flies were troublesome, but not so bad as at Suvla,
-and the weather remained gloriously fine until the end
-of October.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Every evening after "seven-bell" tea, whenever it
-was possible to obtain a boat—a whaler or a gig—as
-many of the Honourable Mess as could get away
-would pull or sail down to the harbour entrance, land,
-cross over a narrow neck of land near the wireless
-station, and bathe in a delightful little cove;
-afterwards they would kick a football about on some level
-ground there, and sail or pull back with grand appetites
-for dinner. Why the China Doll was never drowned
-on those expeditions it is difficult to explain.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Two football grounds had been made, quite close to
-this "wireless" station, and the use of them was given
-to each ship in turn—two matches a day on each.
-So, often the ward-room and gun-room combined to
-play the officers of other ships; often, too, the men
-arranged matches between different parts of the
-ship—Bubbles and his fo'c'sle men—the Orphan and the
-Sub with their foretop men—the War Baby and his
-marines—the Lamp-post and Rawlins with their
-quarter-deck men.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Many good games they had, and if only there had
-been any cheering news, this period would have been
-a very pleasant one. But nothing went well
-anywhere. The great "push" in Flanders and France
-had come to a full stop; the Russians only just
-managed to keep the Germans from advancing—in
-fact, but for the approach of winter, people wondered
-whether they could keep them out of Petrograd (no
-one could get used to that name), and whilst the
-Germans and Austrians swept across the Danube into
-Serbia, the Bulgarians poured across the eastern
-frontier. Troops in thousands, French and British,
-had been rushed across to Salonica, but Greece still
-"sat on the fence"; she would not help, and the
-French and British arrived too late to prevent Serbia
-being overwhelmed. No attempt had been made on
-the Peninsula to advance; and dysentery raged in the
-army—thousands of cases being taken away every
-week. The number of German submarines in the
-Mediterranean had become more numerous, and the
-area to patrol with trawlers, destroyers, scouts, and
-sloops was so vast that the difficulties of suppressing
-them grew enormously. One thing alone was satisfactory:
-enough stores had been landed on the various
-beaches to maintain the army there, at a "pinch",
-for six weeks—long enough to tide over any probable
-period of bad weather, when landing might be impossible.
-There was also a certain satisfaction in seeing
-the constant stream of ships which came in through
-the harbour entrance every morning, and to know
-that they had safely run the gauntlet of the
-submarines; but everyone realized that "The Great
-Adventure" had failed, and that to maintain the army in
-its present precarious footing on the Peninsula was
-causing an immense drain on the resources of British
-shipping, without any apparent disadvantage to the
-enemy.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>One bright spot cheered everyone—the deeds of our
-own submarines in the Sea of Marmora. But for
-them, the prestige of the Allies in the East would
-have fallen to a very low ebb at that time.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>By the middle of October "all white" uniform
-changed to "all blue", and this marked the
-commencement of cooler weather.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Lord Kitchener arrived early in November,
-inspected all the army "positions", and went away
-again.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Till his coming, there had been some speculations
-as to the possibility of evacuating the Peninsula; but
-the extraordinary difficulties of this operation had
-been so evident, that those two military experts, the
-China Doll and the Pimple, had long since decided
-that it could not be accomplished without tremendous
-loss of life, a huge number of men left behind as
-prisoners, and most of the guns abandoned.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Now, again, everyone wondered what Lord Kitchener
-thought, and what would happen.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>After his departure the weather broke up temporarily,
-and a south-westerly gale—only a mild one—left
-Suvla and Anzac and Cape Helles beaches strewn
-with wrecked or stranded picket-boats, lighters, and
-"water-beetles".</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>In the third week of November the </span><em class="italics">Achates</em><span> received
-the welcome order to proceed to Kephalo. The full
-moon shone brilliantly as she slipped out through the
-nets, and off she went. Two hours after leaving
-Mudros the track of one torpedo shot across her bows,
-and half a minute later another passed some eighty
-yards astern of her—Fritz, or one of his brothers, had
-fired two torpedoes—so she increased speed and
-"zig-zagged".</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The danger had vanished by the time it had been
-realized; and all that the Honourable Mess and the
-gramophone knew about it, was the sudden rushing
-down of men to close those water-tight doors and
-hatchways which remained open, and a lurid description
-from the Pimple afterwards. It did not interrupt
-the delightful concert with worn-out records and
-blunted needles.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>By three o'clock she entered the submarine-net
-"gate" at Kephalo; and when the sun rose next
-morning it shot up from behind Achi Baba, and
-once again they heard the distant booming of guns.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Kephalo, at the corner of Imbros Island nearest to
-the Peninsula, is a narrow harbour with high hills
-on one side and a narrow spit of land on the other.
-It is entirely open to the north-east—the quarter from
-which the worst of the winter gales blow—so three
-ships, including the big </span><em class="italics">Oruba</em><span>, had been sunk across
-it, higher up, to give protection to the little piers
-built there, and to the picket-boats, motor-lighters,
-and ordinary lighters which worked round them.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Kephalo had become the advanced base of Anzac
-and Suvla, ten and twelve miles away respectively,
-and it was absolutely necessary that troops and stores
-should be able to be landed or embarked at all times.
-Here, too, were the aerodromes which "Cuthbert"
-and his brothers so delighted to bomb. One of these
-was stationed on the low spit of ground; and the
-Orphan, who had the knack of making friends with
-everyone, and the knack of generally being in the
-right place at the right moment, managed one
-afternoon to be taken "up" in a reconnoitring aeroplane.
-He and Bubbles had strolled along to the aerodrome,
-wandered round until someone invited them to tea
-in the "mess"; and whilst in the middle of it, the
-"Flying Officer" on duty received an urgent signal:
-"Hostile submarine reported off Gaba Tepe,
-steering S.W.; please send aeroplane reconnaissance to
-search".</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Confounded nuisance!" exclaimed the Flying
-Officer. "I wanted to write some letters; the mail
-goes to-morrow morning. Well, you chaps can tell
-a submarine from a shark, I suppose; which of you
-would like to come along and spot old Fritz?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>They both grinned with delight; but Bubbles carried
-too much weight—at least a stone and a half more
-than the Orphan—so the Orphan was chosen.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The emergency aeroplane—a biplane—rested on its
-wheels outside the sheds. They walked across to it.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Climb in!" said the Flying Officer. "No, you
-won't want a coat; stick on this cap and goggles—pull
-the flap down over your ears—and get in as you are;
-we shan't be away more than an hour. Sit down
-behind; I've altered the control gear—can work it from
-the front seat."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The Orphan had never been in an aeroplane before,
-and tingled with excitement. He sat down and winked
-at the disappointed Bubbles whilst his new friend
-climbed up in front of him and began to play about
-with levers and switches. "If you do see Fritz, signal
-with your hand—bang me on the back—it's no good
-shouting: I shan't be able to hear you."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The blades began whizzing round as the engine
-buzzed; men gave the machine a shove and a push;
-the blades went so fast that they only made a mist in
-front of the Orphan's eyes; the ground dropped away,
-and he shouted to Bubbles to wait for him—though it
-wasn't much use shouting, because of the noise of the
-engines.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Up they went, passing over the </span><em class="italics">Swiftsure</em><span>, the
-</span><em class="italics">Achates</em><span>, and the other ships in the harbour, and out
-beyond the line of submarine-net buoys.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>They headed right over the sea, first of all towards
-Helles; passed it, swept round, and the Orphan clutched
-at the sides of the "body" as the aeroplane altered
-course, for he thought she was slipping sideways.
-Not a sign of Fritz did he see, but below him lay the
-end of the Peninsula, its white tents, "W" beach,
-the hull of the poor old </span><em class="italics">Majestic</em><span> showing clearly
-under the sea, Achi Baba and the streaks which
-represented the Turkish trenches. In another ten minutes
-he looked down on Gaba Tepe, at one of the "Edgar"
-class firing shells which he could see bursting among
-the streaks on top of the hills there. Up the coast the
-aeroplane sped, passed Suvla with its black submarine-net
-buoys—he counted one hundred and fifty-two of
-them; the two battleships inside them looked tiny,
-so did the tents on shore. Then, with another wide
-sweep over the sea, and bending to the right, he was
-carried along the left-flank coast till he could see the
-little gap of Ejelmar Bay, where he and the Sub had
-tried, that night three months ago, to find Fritz; and
-beyond it, with some humpy hills between, the sun
-glittered on a broad sheet of water and a silver streak
-which came in sight, in and out beyond the hills—the
-Sea of Marmora and The Narrows.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Round swept the aeroplane; he clutched the sides;
-she steadied and flew back towards Helles again, but
-not a sign of a submarine could he see; and in fifty-five
-minutes from the time he had started, he was landed
-with a gentle bump outside the aerodrome, and found
-Bubbles waiting for him.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"You </span><em class="italics">are</em><span> a lucky chap," he bubbled. "Did you
-see Fritz?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The Orphan shook his head. "But I saw The
-Narrows and old Marmora; wasn't that splendid?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Anybody fire at you?" Bubbles asked.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Oh no!" explained the Flying Officer; "there
-was a bit of a haze over the sea, so I could not go
-very high—shouldn't have seen Fritz if I had—so
-it was dangerous to go too near land. We never
-climbed above 2500 feet."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>They only just had time to catch the evening boat
-off to the </span><em class="italics">Achates</em><span>, so they had to wish their new friend
-good-bye and hurry back along the beach, the Orphan
-talking thirteen to the dozen.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Pride filled the bosom of this young officer, for he
-was the only one in the ship who had seen either The
-Narrows or the Sea of Marmora. "It looks so near
-to The Narrows!" he said to the Sub that night. "It
-doesn't look more than an hour's walk. Things have
-turned out rottenly, haven't they?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"It </span><em class="italics">is</em><span> rather tragic—really," the Sub said.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The first job the </span><em class="italics">Achates</em><span> had, after arriving at
-Kephalo, was to send working parties across to Anzac
-to help salve some lighters, a tug, and two
-picket-boats, driven ashore by the first of those gales from
-the south-west. The first of the fierce gales from the
-north-east followed, after two days of calm, and drove
-such heavy seas into Kephalo harbour that the ship
-had to put to sea, and anchor round the corner of the
-island, behind another row of submarine nets, in
-Aliki Bay. She came back as soon as that gale had
-blown itself out; but on the 27th of November another
-north-easterly gale commenced, and next day she
-again had to shift round to Aliki Bay. Here she and
-all the other ships that had come round for shelter
-rode out that three days of blizzard which caused
-such horrible suffering to the troops at Suvla—to
-British and Turk alike. The temperature on board
-ship never fell below 30 degrees, but at Suvla it fell
-to something like 15 or 18, even lower. First of all,
-before the gale it rained in torrents, and as the water
-collected and flowed down from the hills behind
-Anafarta into the valley, it washed over the Turkish
-trenches, levelling them, and carrying drowned Turks,
-drowned mules, barbed wire and their posts right over
-a long section of the British lines, drowning a large
-number of the British, flooding their trenches, and
-carrying everything before it till the Salt Lake was
-reached. When the rain ceased the bitter north-east
-gale flung itself down from the hills, bringing at first
-heavy snow; then the terrible cold froze the water in
-the trenches, and hundreds of our men, up to their
-middles in it, died of exposure, and very many
-hundreds suffered from frost-bite.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>During those three days the troops at Suvla
-experienced the climax of hardship and exposure. The
-Turks suffered even more than our own people; and
-when daylight broke after the worst night, they were
-left exposed in the open with their trenches swept
-away, and our men—those whose hands were not too
-numbed to fire a rifle—shot them down like rabbits.
-Afterwards, a gentle breeze sprang up from the
-south-west, and, almost as if in pity, a warm sun shone down
-on those much-tried armies.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>On the Tuesday the ships trailed back to Kephalo
-again, getting a glimpse of Samothrace with its
-snow-clad peak glittering in the sun—a most gorgeous,
-exquisite spectacle.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>They found that the centre one of those three
-breakwater ships had disappeared entirely, and the head of
-the harbour behind them, close to the piers, was
-absolutely littered with wreckage. This centre ship had
-broken in half on the Sunday night, and the seas
-sweeping through the gap had hurled all the
-picket-boats and lighters sheltering behind her on to the
-shore, in one jumbled, tumbled mass.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>They presented a most extraordinary sight piled
-on top of each other, and half buried in a huge mass
-of seaweed swept in with them. A big distilling
-steamer, with her rudder gone and her rudder-post
-smashed, had been driven ashore farther along the
-bay; beyond her lay a "water-beetle" high and dry,
-and, still farther along the shore, one of those small
-provisioning "coaster" steamers which ran between
-Kephalo and the Peninsula.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Salvage work commenced immediately. The Lamp-post
-and Rawlins took fifty men ashore, and worked,
-day after day, digging away the seaweed which blocked
-the little piers, and trying to refloat the least damaged
-of the steamboats; the Sub, with a number of men,
-had to rig shears to lift out the engines and boilers
-of those which were hopelessly smashed—all very
-unpleasant work, because that seaweed decomposed
-quickly under a hot sun and gave out the most
-unpleasant odour.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>A more pleasing job had Bubbles and the Orphan.
-With a large working party they commenced to dig a
-channel through the sand—good, honest, clean sand—in
-order to refloat a stranded "water-beetle". They
-paddled about all day and had a huge lark.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>On the second morning, as they prepared to go
-ashore, Uncle Podger, on his way to his bath, sang out:
-"Take your little buckets and spades and go down to
-the beach, dears, but promise Mummy not to get wet."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"We'll promise Uncle a jolly 'thick ear' when we
-do come back," they laughed. "Come along by the
-seven-bell boat, bring a basket and some tea 'grub',
-and we'll have a picnic there."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Cuthbert" came over from Maidos once or twice,
-just to make "kind enquiries", find out how the
-salvage operations progressed, and see whether three or
-four bombs would be of any assistance. They were
-not; none of them dropped near enough to help, and
-all much too far away to do any damage.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The weather became simply perfect, and after a
-week's hard work the </span><em class="italics">Swiftsure</em><span> had hauled off the
-distilling ship and one of the "water-beetles", the
-</span><em class="italics">Achates</em><span> had towed off that small steam "coaster", and
-Bubbles and the Orphan had dug a channel sufficiently
-deep for a tug to come along and tow off their
-stranded motor-lighter.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>That especial job being finished, these two midshipmen
-again had time to look round and see what life
-would bring. It brought news of woodcock and
-partridge—woodcock in the deep sheltered valleys, and
-partridge on the slopes of the hills. The little Padre
-lent them his shot-gun, and away they tramped one
-day, taking the China Doll to "beat" for them and
-to carry home all the birds. They swore a solemn
-oath that each should fire alternate shots, an
-arrangement which made a "right and left" difficult
-to get when frightened coveys were put up. Bubbles
-fired the deadly shot which eventually killed a
-partridge, and, of course, by the time the Orphan had
-seized the gun the rest of that covey had swooped
-out of range.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>They sent the China Doll to retrieve the bird, and
-sat down to smoke their pipes and shout good advice
-at him; for the hill-side was covered with boulders and
-thick scrub, and the China Doll had a big job in
-front of him. "Keep it up, China Doll; never
-despair!" they shouted encouragingly as he came back
-with his hands and knees scratched and bleeding.
-"'If at first you don't succeed, try, try, try
-again.' We've got another hour to wait for you. Off you
-go!"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>At last the bird was picked up; and in the
-gun-room that night they held an inquest on it, and found
-that "it had been well and truly killed by one or
-more missiles discharged from an explosive weapon,
-and that no trace of foul play, such as bludgeoning
-or being strangled, could be discovered".</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Then came the question as to how it should be
-"hung", and for how long. The China Doll said
-that "the proper thing to do was to hang it by the
-head, and when the corpse dropped off, then it would
-be just right." They thought of trying the experiment
-on him, but desisted on the urgent representation
-of Uncle Podger that, if the China Doll's body
-dropped off his head, the work of the Ship's Office
-would be seriously delayed whilst he, Uncle Podger,
-attended the funeral as chief mourner—and, besides,
-he had no </span><em class="italics">crêpe</em><span> band to go round his arm.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Eventually Bubbles and the Orphan ate that bird
-on the second day—after innumerable visits to the
-gun-room galley to see how it progressed—and it was
-as tough as tough could be. They gave the China
-Doll the gizzard.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>A week later the little Padre mildly suggested that
-next time they borrowed his gun they might clean
-it before they put it back in the case. "It doesn't get
-quite so rusty," he said apologetically.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>For many months the southern portion of Anzac—Brighton
-Beach and Watson's Pier there—had practically
-been abandoned, because "Beachy Bill", a
-high-velocity 4.1-inch gun, somewhere up in the
-Olive Grove, above Gaba Tepe, had the range of
-the pier so exactly that he would hit the end of it,
-or lighters lying alongside, with his very first shot
-of the day, and his fire at night was almost as
-accurate. Several attempts had been made to destroy him
-(probably he had several brothers), but these had not
-been successful.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>One day—the 10th December—the </span><em class="italics">Bacchante</em><span>, an
-"Edgar" cruiser, and two monitors went across
-from Kephalo, and fired a great number of rounds
-into the Olive Grove. Whether "Beachy Bill" or
-his brothers were hit or not, no one could actually
-say; but only one gun fired after that day, and it
-made such inaccurate shooting as not to interfere
-with work either on the pier or the beach. It did
-not fire at all at night.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>At the time no one, except perhaps Captain
-Macfarlane, knew the meaning of this great expenditure
-of ammunition; but two days later, "all hands
-and the cook" were told off for various jobs, either
-at Suvla or Anzac, in motor-lighters or picket-boats,
-or actually on the beaches themselves; and it dawned
-on the enthusiastic Honourable Mess that, after all,
-an attempt was to be made to evacuate those places,
-and that the last prodigal bombardment of the Olive
-Grove had been for the purpose of finally destroying
-the guns there, and making it possible to use Brighton
-Beach and Watson's Pier for the embarkation.</span></p>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 2em">
-</div>
-<p class="pfirst"><span>So secretly had everything been carried out, that
-no one in the gun-room knew that most of the stores
-and the greater part of the guns, horses, and mules
-had already been withdrawn.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>They had seen fleet-sweepers and the troop-carriers—the
-</span><em class="italics">Osmanieh</em><span>, the </span><em class="italics">Ermine</em><span>, </span><em class="italics">Reindeer</em><span>, </span><em class="italics">Redbreast</em><span>,
-</span><em class="italics">Abassiah</em><span>, and several others—crowded with troops
-on their way to Suvla or Anzac; but they had not
-seen them returning still more densely packed with
-men, nor the transports with horses, guns, and stores.
-This had all been done by night.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Rumours flew round that though Suvla and Anzac
-were to be abandoned, the end of the Peninsula, in
-front of Achi Baba, was to be reinforced by all that
-remained of the 29th Division, and maintained at all
-costs.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The Lamp-post and Rawlins, ordered to take
-charge of two "water-beetles", donned their dirty old
-khaki delightedly, and took over their "commands".
-The Lamp-post had K26, a single-screw lighter
-driven by one big motor. K67 belonged to Rawlins,
-and possessed two little motors driving twin screws.
-For the first day they were employed in Kephalo
-harbour, and had a great argument that night as to
-which would prove the faster. The Lamp-post bet
-Rawlins a dinner at the club at Malta, or at the first
-civilized place the </span><em class="italics">Achates</em><span> went to, that his one big
-engine would beat the two small ones.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Next day they had the opportunity of deciding, for
-they were ordered to Suvla. The Lamp-post led the
-way through the "gate" in the submarine net, and
-waited outside for Rawlins to come abreast and make
-a fair start.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"The first one through Suvla 'gate' to win!" he
-shouted. "Off we go!" and they raced each other
-across the twelve miles of sea, the Lamp-post winning
-his dinner very easily.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Now, though the chief stokers—old pensioners—in
-these two lighters pretended to be just as excited
-about the race as the midshipmen themselves,
-actually they were much too wise to press their motors
-hard, knowing full well that two hours driving at top
-speed would probably disable them for days. However,
-the Lamp-post and Rawlins did not know this—they
-thought they were having a "ding-dong" race—so
-it did not matter.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>They arrived there at dusk, just as the usual
-high-explosive shells dropped on "'A' West" beach,
-and some little ones fell into the harbour near the
-</span><em class="italics">Cornwallis</em><span>, others near the poor old distilling ship.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Off "'A' West" pier there was now quite a
-comfortable little harbour, made by two steamers which
-had been sunk at right angles to each other, with
-a gap between them just sufficiently wide for two
-"water-beetles" to pass through side by side.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>They had helped to fill these two steamers with
-stones and rubble at Mudros two months ago, so
-recognized them—the </span><em class="italics">Fieramosca</em><span> and the </span><em class="italics">Pina</em><span>.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>On this same day, Bubbles and the Orphan rigged
-themselves in khaki, joyfully packed away a few
-things in their battered, old tin cases, and took charge
-of two picket-boats—the Orphan of one belonging to
-the </span><em class="italics">Swiftsure</em><span> (this ship had no midshipmen), and
-Bubbles of one which had belonged to the ill-fated
-</span><em class="italics">Majestic</em><span>. The unfortunate Hun looked very
-miserable as he waved "good-bye" to them. He had not
-regained strength after his attack of dysentery, and
-Dr. O'Neill would not let him take any job on shore.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"You've got your D.S.C., old Hun; so don't
-worry," the Orphan consoled him. "I only wish
-that I could get it!"</span></p>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 4em">
-</div>
-<p class="center pfirst" id="the-evacuation-of-suvla-bay"><span class="bold large">CHAPTER XXI</span></p>
-<p class="center pnext"><span class="bold large">The Evacuation of Suvla Bay</span></p>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 2em">
-</div>
-<p class="pfirst"><span>In a little wooden hut, perched on a mound just
-above the landing-places at Kephalo, lived two naval
-Captains—the Fierce One and the Not So Fierce
-One.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Bubbles, the Orphan, and eight other snotties, with
-their picket-boats, found themselves handed over to
-the anything but tender mercies of the Fierce One;
-and the morning after Rawlins and the Lamp-post
-had raced their "water-beetles" (or thought they had
-raced them) across to Suvla, these ten gathered,
-expectantly, outside this wooden hut, and waited whilst
-the Captains finished their breakfast and smoked their
-pipes.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>All these ten midshipmen were dressed in some
-sort of khaki except the two </span><em class="italics">Lord Nelsons</em><span>, who wore
-ordinary blue uniform, and grinned and nudged each
-other as though they shared some secret joke which
-they couldn't possibly divulge.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Presently the Fierce One came out, and they all
-stiffened to attention. He gave a preliminary
-roar—just to clear his throat and make way for what was
-coming—rapidly casting his eye over them. "Who's
-the senior snotty here? Why the—the—the—don't
-you report to me?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The ten had never thought of that. They muttered,
-and looked at each other, and at last the very
-microscopic </span><em class="italics">Lord Nelson's</em><span> midshipman (known generally
-as the Cheese-mite) nervously reported: "All
-midshipmen present, sir."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"What's your name?" he growled.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"The Cheese-m—— Morrison, I mean, sir."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Morrison be hanged! I don't care a tuppenny
-biscuit what you were christened. What's your boat?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"</span><em class="italics">Lord Nelson's</em><span> first picket-boat, sir."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Um! </span><em class="italics">Lord Nelson</em><span> No. 1. That's your name.
-What in the name of goodness d'you mean by it?
-This isn't a fancy-dress ball; what are all these
-individuals doing, coming along here like a lot of
-dysenteric soldiers?" and he shook his fist at the eight
-disconcerted midshipmen in khaki. "If I see 'em
-dressed again except in uniform, I'll—I'll—wring
-their necks!"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Then he went from one to the other, to learn the
-names of their steamboats, glaring at each, and
-"sizing" them up as he did so.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Bubbles became </span><em class="italics">Majestic</em><span>, the Orphan </span><em class="italics">Swiftsure</em><span>.
-This having been concluded, he went through them
-again to make certain that he knew their boats, and
-from that moment never made a mistake.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"</span><em class="italics">Lord Nelson</em><span> No. 1 and No. 2, </span><em class="italics">Swiftsure</em><span>, and
-</span><em class="italics">Majestic</em><span> fall in on the right—make a gap between
-you and the others. You four will work at Suvla—the
-other six at Anzac. You'll all get more orders
-presently, but remember this. Your job is to take off
-stragglers on Saturday and Sunday nights—those are
-the two nights of the evacuation. You'll have some
-pulling boats in tow, and you are not to leave behind
-a single man who gets down to the shore. Remember
-that. Saturday night ought not to be difficult; but
-on Sunday night, when the last few men rush down
-with the Turks after 'em, you'll have your work cut
-out. You'll have to 'wash out' any idea of bullets
-and nonsense like that, and if any one of you doesn't
-do his job, I'll—I'll—wring his neck! Oh!" he
-roared, "you'll wish you'd never met me."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>A good many of the young officers had begun to
-wish that already.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>He went on: "The boats you'll have to tow will
-come round in a day or two—those that aren't here
-now; and here's a list of things to be done, one for
-each of you. Away you go!"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>He handed them each a paper, and stalked back
-to the wooden hut, but turned and growled fiercely:
-"Remember this: every man Jack who is on the
-Peninsula now is useless to England; every man who
-gets away is one to the good. Remember that, and
-do your job, or by the—the—the—I'll wring your
-necks! Off you go, and don't let me see any more of
-you in those dirty ragamuffin clothes of yours."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>They made their way down to the little piers and
-the wrecked boats which still littered the shore.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"You </span><em class="italics">are</em><span> a rotter, Cheese-mite. You might have
-told us. You knew it all the time," they said. "We
-thought we must come in khaki."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"I couldn't tell that you were coming like that,
-and it was a jolly sight too late for you to go back
-and shift," the Cheese-mite explained.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"My aunt!" the Orphan said to Bubbles as he
-read his paper; "wooden boards to be fitted inside
-the glass windows of cabins. Whatever's that for?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Splinters, I expect. When we're chock-full of
-Tommies, some will have to crowd below, and a
-bullet coming in and smashing the glass would fling
-the bits all round."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"They don't expect us to have a warm time—do they?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Not half!" Bubbles grinned.</span></p>
-<div class="align-center auto-scaled figure margin" style="width: 66%" id="figure-68">
-<span id="screened-lanterns"></span><img class="align-center block" style="display: block; width: 100%" alt="&quot;SCREENED LANTERNS!&quot;" src="images/img-329.jpg" />
-<div class="caption centerleft figure-caption margin">
-<span class="italics">"SCREENED LANTERNS!"</span></div>
-</div>
-<p class="pnext"><span>They soon stowed away their khaki and shifted into
-blue uniform, and for the next two days fitted out their
-boats with maxims, two boxes of belts, towing-spans[#]
-over the sterns (as on the occasion of the first
-landing), fitting shields round the steering-wheels of those
-boats which had none, making screens for hand-lanterns,
-testing their steam-pumps, and seeing that
-the thirty or forty items down on their "lists" were
-on board.</span></p>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 2em">
-</div>
-<p class="noindent pfirst"><span class="small">[#] Towing-span, a rope or wire passing all
-round a boat under her gunwales,
-with a hook secured to the bight at the stern.
-The painter or tow-rope of a boat
-to be towed is secured to this hook.</span></p>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 2em">
-</div>
-<p class="pfirst"><span>On the Thursday morning the Fierce One came
-out in his fussy little "Z" motor-boat, and all the ten
-picket-boats followed him, making a circle round him
-whilst he inspected them.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The maxims—he could see them; anchors—he
-could see them too; but when he shouted through his
-megaphone "Screened lanterns!" every snotty had
-to hold up his lantern with one hand and the canvas
-screen in the other. The same with the semaphore
-flags, boats' signal-books, axes, compass-boxes, and
-ammunition-boxes.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Work your pumps!" he roared; and after a furious
-interval all ten picket-boats began squirting jets of
-water.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Then he bellowed "Megaphones!" and all held up
-their megaphones except the Cheese-mite.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>He dashed alongside </span><em class="italics">Lord Nelson</em><span> No. 1, and seized
-the Cheese-mite by his coat collar.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Where's your megaphone? you—you—you——"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Please, sir, I had it this morning; but when that
-destroyer went past just now the picket-boat rolled,
-and it went overboard."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"I'll roll you overboard," he growled, holding up
-the Cheese-mite as though he were a kitten. "You'll
-get another before night, or I'll—I'll——"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Knives!" he shouted.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Now nearly all the snotties had taken for granted
-that every man aboard would have one. But only
-a few had them, and the Fierce One flew in a
-towering rage.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Eventually he took all the picket-boats outside the
-submarine net to make certain that those maxims
-would fire; and it can be easily imagined what
-happened when ten strange maxims were worked by ten
-not very experienced "hands", in ten bobbing
-picket-boats, under the supervision of ten much less
-experienced snotties.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>A bullet hit the gunwale not two feet from where
-the Orphan stood, and goodness only knows why
-there were no casualties. Little, though, cared the
-Fierce One, so long as he made certain that every
-machine-gun was in working order.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>That day they practised towing their pulling-boats—four
-to each of the Suvla boats, three to each of the
-Anzac ones.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>A very busy day they had, for in the evening a
-transport came into harbour loaded with mules from
-Suvla, and tried the simple plan of slinging them
-overboard and letting them swim to the shore.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The Orphan and Bubbles were sent away in pulling-cutters
-to shepherd them in the right direction,
-and had the time of their lives chasing silly, obstinate
-mules who wanted to swim out to sea. Eventually
-they headed them off, and they made a "bee-line"
-for a battleship, lying with her torpedo-nets "out".
-It was the funniest sight in the world to see
-half a dozen mules with their heads looking over
-the edge of the torpedo-nets, "digging out for daylight",
-and really quite happy. After a lot of shouting
-and laughing they were all induced to swim
-shorewards, and soon scrambled on the beach, shaking
-themselves like big dogs, rolling in the sand, and
-looking for the nearest eating-place.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>During these few days the ten midshipmen heard
-hundreds of yarns about the preparations for
-evacuation—how the front trenches had been mined, and
-many of the reserve and communicating trenches as
-well; that the only guns to be left behind, if all went
-well, were a few condemned 18-pounders and 6-inch
-howitzers. To deceive the Turks on the Sunday
-night, many rifles were being fixed up in the front
-trenches with tins lashed to their triggers, and, above
-these empty tins, others with a hole in the bottom of
-each. When the last of the troops left the
-firing-trenches, they would load the rifles, fill the top tins
-full of water; the water would drip slowly or
-fast—according to the size of the holes—into the other tins
-fixed to the triggers, and when these became full, off
-would go the rifles—at different times. The few
-motor-lorries and ambulances still remaining kept dashing
-about in full view of the Turks, to make them think
-that they were just as numerous as ever; and the few
-troops in reserve, instead of hiding behind Lala Baba
-or Chocolate Hill, made themselves more conspicuous
-in the open.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>You can understand, as the week went by and that
-fateful Saturday approached, how tense the
-excitement grew, and how eagerly everyone watched the
-barometer and the sky for any change from the
-gorgeous calm days which succeeded each other. Such
-a spell of fine weather could not possibly last much
-longer, and the fate of perhaps fifty thousand men
-depended much upon it lasting until early Monday
-morning.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The Turks had not yet given any sign that they
-realized what had been happening or what was about
-to happen. They still shelled the ships, the beaches,
-the old empty gun positions just as they used to do,
-and generally at the same old times; but no one,
-knowing the ease with which they had previously
-seemed able to obtain information of our doings,
-thought it possible that they could actually still be in
-ignorance.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>In the middle watch, on Friday night, a huge fire
-broke out at Anzac. Actually some of the most
-inflammatory stores prepared for burning on the Sunday
-night had been set alight accidentally, and made a
-tremendous blaze.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>On board the </span><em class="italics">Achates</em><span> Mr. Meredith, whose watch
-it was, stood, with the Quartermaster, watching the
-glare—ten miles away across the sea—and knew that
-something had gone wrong.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"That will give the show away," the Quartermaster
-muttered sadly.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"I'm afraid it will," Mr. Meredith answered,
-desperately anxious.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>That fire burnt all night, but in the morning the
-Turks never showed the least sign of activity beyond
-the usual normal sniping and shelling.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Saturday dawned absolutely calm—a few flaky,
-almost stationary clouds showed against the blue sky.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Can it hold until Monday morning?"—that was
-what everyone thought and hoped and prayed.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Again the ten midshipmen "fell in" outside the
-little wooden hut—this time all in their proper blue
-uniform—and received their orders in writing, each
-order beginning with the well-known formula: "Being
-in all respects ready for sea, you will proceed
-forthwith..." Then followed long detailed orders for
-every eventuality.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Drawing two days' provisions for his own crew and
-the twenty-four men in his four pulling-boats occupied
-the rest of the Orphan's morning.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>At half-past four he shoved off from the </span><em class="italics">Achates</em><span>—the
-Hun, looking wistfully after him, waved "good
-luck"—and he towed his four boats to the trawler told
-off to tow him to Suvla. Bubbles, coming along with
-his boats, made fast to another. Before dusk all the
-trawlers left Kephalo, each with its picket-boat and
-string of pulling-boats behind it; four headed for
-Suvla, and the other six towards Anzac.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The sea was calm, and the sky gave not the slightest
-indication of any change in the weather, so that the
-Orphan and his coxswain—a wiry, active petty officer
-named Marchant, belonging to the </span><em class="italics">Swiftsure</em><span>—were in
-the highest spirits.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"If it only keeps like this, sir!" the coxswain kept
-on saying.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Before it grew too dark to see properly, they both
-inspected all the boat's gear to make certain that
-nothing was out of its place. Down in the cabin the
-Orphan found some green leaves—cabbage leaves.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Heave them overboard," he said. "Whatever
-are they doing down here?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"I thought they were for you, sir. An old stoker
-brought 'em down; told me to hand 'em over to you,
-very carefully, and he brought this box too." He
-picked up a small wooden box about a foot square,
-with a lot of holes bored in the top and the sides; and
-the Orphan burst out laughing, for he knew he would
-find "Kaiser Bill" inside it.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"That's 'Kaiser Bill'," he said, as he raised the
-lid and saw the tortoise lying there. "He brings
-good luck. He came in our boat when the Lancashire
-Fusiliers landed, so I suppose old Fletcher
-thinks he ought to take a hand in this job as
-well—the funny old man!"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"He's a rum-looking beast for a mascot, isn't he!"
-Marchant grinned, holding up "Kaiser Bill" with
-his legs sprawling beneath his shell, and his head
-peeping slyly out as though he knew all about
-everything.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The Orphan put him and his box down below the
-water-line, where no bullets could reach him.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>A nearly full moon rose and gave sufficient light
-to avoid any other craft on their way across, and in a
-little over an hour and a half they had almost reached
-the nets outside Suvla.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The Orphan slipped his tow-rope, and so did
-Bubbles, and both of them steamed round to a little
-pier which had been constructed on the north side of
-Suvla Point—a pier called Saunders Pier.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>They reported themselves to the naval Pier-master;
-and the Orphan, leaving his two big boats—a launch
-and pinnace—alongside this pier, towed the other
-two—two cutters—along the left-flank coast, and anchored
-them close inshore. Their crews knew the countersign
-and password, and if any men hailed them properly
-from shore, they were ordered to pull in and
-take them off.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>For the next three hours the Orphan was employed
-taking off officers and their baggage from "'A' West",
-going in through the gap between the sunken
-</span><em class="italics">Fieramosca</em><span> and </span><em class="italics">Pina</em><span>, and steaming out again, dodging
-empty motor-lighters being warped in through the
-gap, and full motor-lighters being warped out. He
-took them to the </span><em class="italics">Redbreast</em><span>, lying out near the nets,
-and then returned to Saunders Pier and found his two
-big boats loaded with rifles and baggage of all sorts.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>These he towed off to two trawlers anchored close
-by, waited for them to be emptied, and brought them
-back again to Saunders Pier. After that he lay off the
-pier for nearly an hour, and had some food and a
-smoke. The men boiled some water and made cocoa
-over a bogey, and he had a jolly, happy, exciting time
-yarning with Marchant, and listening to occasional
-rifle-shots which came from farther away towards the
-left flank—Jephson's Post way. Bubbles came back
-from patrolling the coast, and lay alongside him.
-"It's all quiet there along the coast, just a rifle-shot
-every now and then; no one along the beach. Isn't
-it a perfect night?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>It was actually the most perfect night imaginable;
-hardly a breath of wind, hardly a ripple on the water,
-and the moon lighted up the cliffs and Suvla Point
-as distinctly as in day-time. Hardly a sound reached
-them, and the rocks of Suvla Point prevented them
-seeing anything going on inside the bay. It was all
-as peaceful as a picnic.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>But about half-past one those two trawlers, to which
-the Orphan had taken his boats with the baggage, went
-aground; and the Orphan was sent round to "'A'
-West", inside the bay, to bring out the Senior
-Beach-master. For nearly four hours he worked, laying out
-anchors and taking wires across to a big tug.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Some time after six o'clock, just before the moon
-actually disappeared, and before the two trawlers
-floated off, he had to go along the coast, pick up his
-two cutters—they had seen or heard nothing—then
-pick up the big launch and pinnace, and tow them
-back to Kephalo. It was only when he went back to
-Saunders Pier for those two big boats that the Orphan
-heard that everything had "gone off" without a
-single hitch, and without the Turks having shown
-the least sign that their suspicions had been aroused.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Hearing this, you can imagine how joyfully he and
-Marchant, the coxswain, started on their twelve-mile
-journey back to Kephalo. Those tows of boats must
-be away, out of sight, before daylight; so they put
-their "best leg foremost", and steamed in through the
-harbour just after seven o'clock, finding a large
-captured German steamer anchored there, and simply
-packed with troops from Suvla.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Most of the other ten picket-boats had arrived back
-previously, because the night's job at Anzac had been
-successfully completed by half-past one in the morning,
-and the six boats on duty there had started back not
-very long afterwards.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The excitement and the enthusiasm of everyone, due
-to the successful accomplishment of the first night's
-work, kept the midshipmen awake. Most of the
-picket-boats gathered close together under the lee of
-the sunken </span><em class="italics">Oruba</em><span>. The crews cooked their breakfasts,
-ate them—jolly good rations of army bacon,
-any amount of bread and jam—yarned, and laughed,
-and smoked. They fetched "Kaiser Bill" out of his
-box and tempted him with a cabbage leaf, but he
-turned up his nose at it. Then Bubbles and the
-Orphan went alongside the </span><em class="italics">Achates</em><span> to coal and water;
-rushed inboard to get a wash and a bit more breakfast,
-to tell everyone down in the gun-room—the Hun, the
-China Doll, Uncle Podger, and the Pimple—everything
-that had happened, and go back to their boats
-again.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"You didn't mind me sending you 'Kaiser Bill'?"
-Fletcher, waiting outside the gun-room, asked the
-Orphan.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Rather not; it was jolly good of you to lend him
-to us. He brought us good luck the first night, at
-any rate."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"I'm sure he'll bring you luck to-night as well, sir."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Precious little "stand easy" did the Orphan and
-his crew get that day. The </span><em class="italics">Swiftsure's</em><span> picket-boat
-was about the best-steaming boat of the ten, and the
-Fierce One used her all day, going about the harbour
-and supervising everything that went on. He and
-his crew managed to get a meal in the middle of the
-day, and then were employed disembarking and clearing
-the transport of all the troops she had brought
-across the previous night.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>At half-past four on that Sunday afternoon, the 19th
-December, all ten picket-boats, towed by as many
-trawlers, and their pulling-boats behind them, started
-off again for Anzac and Suvla.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The weather showed not a sign of changing, and
-before they reached Suvla the darkness disappeared
-under a moon almost more perfect than the night
-before. It really was more perfect, because a few thin
-clouds floated slowly across it; and though they hardly
-lessened the light it gave, they prevented shadows.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>When they neared Suvla the picket-boat slipped, and
-did just as she had done the night before: anchored
-her two cutters along the cliffs beyond Suvla Point,
-and left the two big boats alongside Saunders Pier.
-The Orphan then patrolled very slowly along the
-coast, but everything was quiet except for a very few
-solitary rifle-shots; and these, he thought, were probably
-the rifles with the tin cans tied to their triggers
-going "off" when their tins filled. No stragglers
-showed on top of the cliffs nor down on the beach,
-and it was almost impossible to realize that up above
-him the trenches were being silently evacuated, and
-that the soldiers had already commenced, sections at
-a time, to file down that sandy, steep path which he
-and the Lamp-post had followed, on their way back
-from the Naval Observation Post, that ripping
-afternoon in September.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>At about ten o'clock Bubbles, almost incoherent
-with excitement, came along in the old </span><em class="italics">Majestic's</em><span>
-picket-boat and relieved him.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"You have to go back to Saunders Pier," he stuttered
-and burbled, "and take back your cutters. I've
-to do a bit of patrolling."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The Orphan, picking up his anchored cutters and
-their crews, towed them to this pier, found his two big
-boats already crowded with troops, and took them off
-to two trawlers lying outside (those two which had
-run aground the previous night had been refloated
-shortly after daylight). For the next three hours he
-went backwards and forwards between trawlers and
-pier, and then, leaving his boats for Bubbles to carry
-on the good work, was ordered round to "'A' West",
-inside the Bay. On the way, he and the coxswain
-and the crew had some food—bread and meat
-sandwiches, water to wash them down. No food could be
-cooked and no cocoa made this night, because strict
-orders had been given that not a light had to be
-shown—not even the cooking bogey could be lighted.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Here, at "'A' West", he was in the thick of everything,
-jostling and nosing his way in and out among
-the picket-boats and motor-lighters struggling to get
-in or out by that gap between the </span><em class="italics">Fieramosca</em><span> and
-the </span><em class="italics">Pina</em><span>.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>On the pier they told him that everything was
-"going all right", and that the Turks showed no
-signs of leaving their trenches. The excitement as
-boatloads of men, horses, and stores went off to the
-ships, and as he helped with officers and their
-baggage, kept him oblivious of time or fatigue.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>By four o'clock that morning the evacuation had
-been successfully accomplished. He happened to
-have gone to the Beach-master's office at about that
-time with a message. As he entered, the
-Beach-master put down his telephone and smiled grimly
-to a military officer there. "They've just telephoned
-from 'C' beach to say they are finished, and the
-naval beach-party is now embarking. Not a soldier
-left behind."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"I expected to be on my way to Constantinople by
-this time—a prisoner," the weary officer replied.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"It's about time we packed up too. There's only
-a little more big baggage, and perhaps a hundred
-and fifty men of the beach parties, military
-landing-officers, and your people to go off from here, and that
-finishes the bag of tricks. Haven't we pulled their
-legs? Listen! they're sniping just as usual, up there.
-I'm just going round to get those stores properly
-started burning, and then pack up. I'm really sorry
-to leave, for some reasons," he said, glancing round
-his tiny little office "dug-out", with the bare rock on
-one side and the sand-bag walls.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>He sent the Orphan, with one of the Pier-masters,
-to make a last search of the left flank. Off they went,
-rounded Suvla Point, and worked slowly along under
-the foot of the cliffs again, the Pier-master hailing the
-shore occasionally through a megaphone. Not a
-sound came back, except the echo from the face of the
-cliffs. They went some two miles along the coast,
-turned, and steamed back quickly, because they saw
-the glare of the burning fires, and thought that now,
-at any rate, the Turks would realize what had
-happened, and would come tearing down. Suvla Point
-and Saunders Pier were lighted up by the crackling,
-leaping flames, and in his four boats, still lying
-alongside the pier, the last of the people to leave Suvla had
-crowded. Four or five army officers came across to
-the less crowded picket-boat, and then, with an
-extraordinary feeling of exhilaration, he towed them off to
-the waiting trawlers, and stood off whilst those last
-people crowded into them.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>This accomplished, he received orders to anchor
-his boats, and, with that same Pier-master, to make
-another last search along the cliffs on the left flank.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Away he went, and perhaps not more than half a
-mile—certainly not a mile—from the end of Suvla
-Point they saw a small group of dark figures on top
-of the cliffs. The Pier-master, a lusty naval
-lieutenant, hailed them through his megaphone; and a
-voice shouted back: "We're English! We're English!"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"That's funny," said the Pier-master. "Edge in a
-little closer; get your maxim ready."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The coxswain steered in towards the shore, and
-again the Pier-master hailed, and again a single voice
-called back: "We're English! We're English!"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Well, if they </span><em class="italics">were</em><span> English, they would </span><em class="italics">all</em><span> shout,"
-he said. "Keep her out! They are Turks, those
-chaps; probably a patrol which has pushed along the
-edge of the cliffs and does not know what to make
-of things. They would make a 'hullabaloo', right
-enough, if they were our chaps left behind."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The picket-boat steamed along under the cliffs,
-hailing every now and then, until they had passed the
-place where the left-flank trenches, coming down from
-Jephson's Post, touched the shore. Not a man could
-be seen, nor did any answer come back in response to
-the hails through the megaphone.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"That's finish!" the Pier-master told the Orphan.
-"Turn her round." Over went the wheel, round
-twisted the picket-boat, back she steamed to where
-the four boats lay, out beyond Suvla Point; and
-although the moon had disappeared by this time, there
-was not the slightest difficulty in finding them, for
-the whole water reflected the flames of the burning
-stores, and the boats and the men's faces showed up
-plainly.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The picket-boat took them in tow, and commenced
-to steam across to Kephalo. Behind her the flames
-leapt fiercely along the sweep of the bay, and every
-now and again explosions took place, hurling masses
-of flame and sparks high in the air. Silhouetted black
-against these fires was the </span><em class="italics">Cornwallis</em><span> battleship, left
-behind to keep the fires burning with her shells—if
-necessary—and to destroy in the morning the few
-wooden lighters which had been left behind.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Down along the coast at Anzac the sea was ruddy
-with the huge fires burning there.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Well, if they've only been as successful down
-there, it's been a mighty good show," the Pier-master
-said as they watched them. "We've only left four
-condemned guns—blown them up, too—and not a
-single man, horse, or mule; and we've even taken off
-the goats belonging to the Indian Transport Column.
-My hat! it's simply wonderful; I'm going to coil up
-and do a little 'shut eye' down in the cabin. I have
-not slept for nearly four days."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"'Kaiser Bill' is down there. I do believe he has
-brought luck," the Orphan burst out; and then had to
-explain who "Kaiser Bill" was.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The coxswain, sweeping his hand astern towards
-Anafarta, called down: "Look, sir, there comes the
-dawn. We wondered if the weather would hold till
-Monday, and, thank God! it has."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The Orphan looked, and, hardly noticeable behind
-the bright glare of the fires, saw the pale light of
-dawn behind the Anafarta hills.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>There was no longer any need for precautions.
-The "bogey" on the engine-room casings soon burnt
-brightly, and soon he and Marchant were sharing
-a big bowl of cocoa, and ravenously eating some
-more clumsy sandwiches which the men cut for them.
-Neither of them as yet felt sleepy, because the
-excitement of success kept them wide awake, though
-neither had slept for two whole days and nights.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>By seven-thirty it became light enough for them
-to see, ahead of them, on their way from Suvla or
-Anzac, ten or twelve "water-beetles", a dozen or more
-trawlers, with long strings of transports' boats,
-pontoons, and lighters towing behind them; some twenty
-steamboats, also with their "tows", and several small
-tugs. The Suvla distilling steamer—the </span><em class="italics">Bacchus</em><span>—which
-for four months had been constantly shelled,
-was steaming on her way to Mudros; and patrolling
-destroyers, trawlers, and drifters swept the sea just as
-they always had done, and just as though nothing
-had happened.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Boom! Boom! came the rumble and thud of the
-firing of two big guns.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"The </span><em class="italics">Cornwallis</em><span>, sir, at Suvla," the coxswain said,
-turning to look, and making the Orphan turn to watch
-Turkish shells bursting down by the water's
-edge—just as usual. They had commenced their early
-morning "hate"—on empty beaches.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"By all that is wonderful, sir!" said the coxswain.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>At half-past eight the picket-boat entered Kephalo
-harbour; and the Orphan knew, by the cheering which
-greeted him from the troops packed together aboard
-two large transports anchored inside, that the
-evacuation of Anzac had been completed as successfully as
-that at Suvla.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>He turned over his four boats to a battleship, and
-threaded his way through the throng of steamboats,
-trawlers, and motor-lighters which jostled each other
-in the harbour, eventually reached the shore, and
-landed to report himself.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>He found the Fierce One, who had only just
-returned from Suvla, and the Not So Fierce One at
-breakfast in their little wooden hut.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Hum! You've come back, have you?" growled
-the Fierce One. "A very good two nights' work;
-very good, indeed!"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The Not So Fierce One, looking at the Orphan,
-said: "You look pretty well fagged out; have a cup
-of tea, or something."</span></p>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 4em">
-</div>
-<p class="center pfirst" id="a-terrible-night"><span class="bold large">CHAPTER XXII</span></p>
-<p class="center pnext"><span class="bold large">A Terrible Night</span></p>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 2em">
-</div>
-<p class="pfirst"><span>The Orphan had returned to Kephalo at nine o'clock
-in the morning—that Monday morning after the
-evacuation of Suvla. He had had no sleep for forty-eight
-hours, and was allowed none now. In the afternoon
-the largest tug received orders to tow four picket-boats
-and a steam pinnace to Mudros—the two picket-boats
-belonging to the </span><em class="italics">Lord Nelson</em><span>, the boat belonging
-to the </span><em class="italics">Swiftsure</em><span>, another, and the steam pinnace.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The Orphan thought this would be rather a "spree",
-and did not notice that the north-easterly breeze which
-had held all that past week had backed to the south-west.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>At half-past four in the afternoon, he and the other
-boats followed the tug out of harbour under their
-own steam. Beyond the "nets" the tug waited for
-them to come along and make fast, one behind the
-other.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"This is just the time when it's best to be last,"
-Marchant, his coxswain, suggested. "I don't feel
-quite certain of the weather, and if we are the last boat
-we can slip whenever we want to."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The Orphan agreed, and wasted a good deal of
-time—on purpose—going out of harbour, and found
-the other boats all secured to each other, in one long
-line, by the time he joined them. The captain of the
-tug was not very polite to him, but he did not worry
-about that, and made fast his tow-rope to the last
-boat—the </span><em class="italics">Lord Nelson's</em><span> No. 1 picket-boat.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The Cheese-mite shouted across: "I say, Orphan,
-you've cut me out of the stern billet—I wanted that."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"So did I," the Orphan laughed.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Away they all went, one after another, the tug
-steaming very slowly; and outside Suvla Point they
-found quite a fresh breeze, blowing straight in their
-faces, and the sea which had been so calm had already
-begun to cover itself with little "white horses".</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Four "water-beetles" joined company, puffing along
-with them as fast as they could.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Fires were allowed to die out gradually in all the
-steamboats, and there was nothing to do but steer
-them.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The crew now lighted the bogey, made tea, and
-fried some bacon. Everyone had a good meal; and
-after it the Orphan felt much too comfortable and
-sleepy to chaff the Cheese-mite ahead of him through
-his megaphone. "I'm going to have a bit of sleep,"
-he told Marchant, and snuggled down below in the
-little cabin, with a rolled-up overcoat as pillow.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>It was bright moonlight when he woke up, and he
-felt the picket-boat bumping into waves every other
-second. He rubbed his eyes, and jumped on deck to
-the wheel.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Hullo, what's that?" he said, noticing smoke
-coming up out of the funnel.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"I didn't wake you, sir; there's nothing to worry
-about—not yet; but I don't like the look of the weather,
-so I'm raising steam in case anything happens. You'd
-better get an oilskin on, sir," he added, as the bows
-bumped into a wave and the spray came over them.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>But the Orphan had not one, so he took the wheel
-whilst Marchant went for his.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The breeze had indeed risen, and the sea too. The
-picket-boats ahead of him were going up and down
-like the boats at a circus roundabout; and behind
-him those motor-lighters, looking more like
-"water-beetles" than ever, in the moonlight, were slowly
-falling astern, yawing from side to side and covered with
-spray.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>He saw Kephalo South Point light and the fires
-over at Anzac, which still burnt furiously, and knew
-that the boats had only just got past Aliki Bay. He
-could not have been asleep for long.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The wind and sea increased every minute, and made
-the steering of the picket-boat quite a hard job.
-Marchant came back and took the wheel from him.
-"I've known this boat for nearly three years, sir," he
-said; and the Orphan, knowing how he hated letting
-anyone steer his own old picket-boat, knew what he
-meant.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"What extraordinary luck, sir!" Marchant said
-presently. "Fancy if it had blown like this last night!
-Right on shore it would have been, and not a boat
-could have gone near it. We could not possibly have
-taken the soldiers off, to say nothing about their guns."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>In half an hour the motor-lighters were evidently in
-difficulties. In order to keep their screws in the water
-they had to be much ballasted down by the stern.
-This made their bluff bows come right out of the
-water; and every sea hitting them, besides almost
-stopping their way, tended to throw them off their
-course. They could not steer properly, yawing this
-way, yawing that; and it was impossible for them to
-keep up with the five and a half knots of the tug,
-which was then about the speed she was towing the
-picket-boats.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>She stopped and, as the motor-lighters struggled
-towards her, hailed them, and made two come alongside,
-abreast each other, on each side of her. She
-made them fast, and with them working their motors
-and doing their best to steer, she went on again. But
-you can imagine what a terribly clumsy "tow" they
-made, bumping into each other, bumping into the
-tug, simply covered with spray minute after minute.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Look here, sir," said Marchant presently, as the
-weather rapidly grew worse; "if those lighters break
-adrift, they'll come down on us and finish us."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"What d'you want to do?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"I'd like to slip, and try and get along by ourselves.
-We can do it, sir; she's a very good steamer."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The Orphan didn't know quite what to do. He
-realized the danger, but he didn't relish the idea of
-steaming nearly fifty miles to wind'ard, in the teeth of
-the rapidly rising wind.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>However, he realized that Marchant probably knew,
-better than he did, what the boat could or could not do;
-so he agreed.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>He seized the megaphone and yelled to the Cheese-mite
-to slip his tow-rope. The Cheese-mite, who
-also had raised steam, wanted to know where he was
-going.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Make for Mudros!" yelled the Orphan.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"D'you know the way?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"The coxswain does."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"I'll follow you," the Cheese-mite shouted, as the
-tow-rope fell into the water.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The two of them swerved outside the clumsy
-motor-lighters and gradually forged ahead, lost sight of
-them, and went plunging into the head seas, steering
-by compass and by the glow of the fires of Anzac. In
-a very short time they had to batten down everything—the
-forepeak hatch, the engine-room, and the
-stokehold hatches. The Orphan and Marchant (who had
-taken off his boots and oilskin) were wet through,
-waves washed a foot deep over the picket-boat, and
-she made very little progress.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>For two hours they struggled on; but by that time
-a regular gale was blowing, driving a short steep sea
-in front of it so fiercely that the picket-boat not only
-made scarcely any way, but could hardly keep her
-bows to it.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"We can't do it, sir," Marchant at last said, when,
-at one extra lurch, two of the spare water-barricoes
-(full they were) tore themselves from their lashings
-round the engine-room casings and went overboard.
-"We haven't enough water now—to say nothing of coal."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"We'll have to go back, sir!" he shouted.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Right-o!" yelled the Orphan, clinging to the rail
-round the cabin, and not at all liking the idea of
-turning the boat round in such a sea.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Very gently Marchant edged her round; a wave
-buried her bows and threw her over; she righted
-herself, and the next wave, catching her almost
-broadside on, simply flung her on her beam-ends. For a
-moment the Orphan thought she would never right
-herself; then she did with a jerk, a wave came green
-almost over the wheel, the picket-boat lurched more
-heavily than before. The Orphan, swept off his feet,
-clung to the rail, and by the time he had gained his
-feet again she was round, and going ahead with the
-waves roaring after her, lifting her stern, foaming over
-the counter and trying to fling it round. He groped
-his way aft, clinging to the cabin rail, and found that
-already there were two feet of water in the stern-sheets.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>He suddenly remembered "Kaiser Bill", jumped
-down into the water, went into the cabin, and found
-his box floating about. He took it out into the
-moonlight, and was much relieved when the tortoise peeped
-out of his shell to see what all the "bobbery" was
-about. He jammed the box in a rack inside the cabin,
-near the top of it, and went back to the wheel.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Much, sir?" Marchant asked anxiously.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Two feet!" the Orphan shouted, and told him
-about rescuing "Kaiser Bill".</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"I'd forgotten all about him, sir. We're all right
-now, he'll bring us through. We must get that water
-out of her."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The Orphan knew that the ejector was choked, so
-he made his way for'ard, clinging to the wire round
-the engine-room casings, the funnel-stays, and the
-gun-mounting, to call two of the men, huddled down
-under the forepeak, to come aft and bale the water out
-with buckets.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>They came and worked hard, but the waves constantly
-lopped in, and the amount of water diminished
-very slowly. He knew that if her stern swung round
-and she "broached to", the seas would fill the big
-stern-sheets completely, and as he could not trust to
-the engine-room bulkhead being watertight, she would
-probably sink. He understood then why Marchant
-had taken off his boots and oilskin.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>He went back to the steering-wheel.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Just then the stokehold hatch opened, the stoker
-drew himself out, and scrambled cautiously aft. He
-began unlashing one of the two remaining barricoes
-of water, when a sudden lurch of the boat threw him
-off his feet, and he slid overboard.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Like lightning Marchant, shouting "Take the
-wheel, sir!" jumped in front of the protecting shield,
-flung himself down, gripping the wire round the
-engine-room casing with one hand, leant over the
-gunwale, and seized the stoker almost before he had
-fallen completely over the side. There was the crash
-of something being overturned, the sizzle of red-hot
-cinders falling in the water, and Marchant, with a jerk,
-wrenched the man against the boat's side. He gripped
-the life-line; Marchant gave a heave, and he climbed
-on board again. It all happened in the twinkling of
-an eye.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Marchant came back and took the wheel.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Pretty quick work, that!" the Orphan said.
-"He'd have been drowned; we couldn't have turned
-round to pick him up."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"No; it wouldn't have been safe," Marchant shouted
-back, meeting a vicious swerve of the stern with a
-touch of helm.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Look at my hands and face, sir," he said, when
-the picket-boat had quieted herself. "I knocked
-over that bogey; it hadn't gone out, and the cinders
-burnt me or scalded me when they fell into the
-water."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>By the moonlight the Orphan saw that his face
-and hands were very red.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"I can't see that </span><em class="italics">Lord Nelson's</em><span> boat, sir,"
-Marchant shouted in a minute or two. "She ought
-to have seen us turn and followed. I can't see her
-now."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The Orphan looked astern and could see nothing.
-In ordinary circumstances he would have gone back
-to look for her; but with that raging, roaring, steep
-sea racing after them, both he and Marchant knew
-this was now out of the question.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The only thing they could do they did; Marchant
-going aft, lighting a lantern, and lashing it to show
-astern.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>He left the wheel to the Orphan.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>By the time Marchant came back the tug hove in
-sight, tossing and tumbling in the white foaming
-seas, evidently standing by two motor-lighters which
-had broken adrift and were almost hidden in spray,
-broadside-on to the waves. They saw nothing of the
-other two.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>They passed them, and caught up with one of the
-other picket-boats. Marchant roared through his
-megaphone for her to keep Kephalo Light well clear
-to port because of the "submarine detector" nets.
-He knew where they were, and this steamboat seemed
-to be steering for them.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"There's one caught in them, over there, sir!"
-Marchant shouted, pointing far away to port. "She'll
-probably drift on to the rocks."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Can't we go and help?" the Orphan shouted,
-knowing full well that this was impossible, for once
-the propeller fouled those nets his picket-boat would
-be helpless, and drift on the rocks herself when the
-waves tore her out of the nets.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Marchant shook his head.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>In half an hour they had Kephalo Light a couple
-of miles on their port beam; half an hour later they
-had edged the picket-boat into comparatively smooth
-water, and by eleven o'clock that night they went in
-through the gate in the submarine net at Kephalo,
-and ran alongside the </span><em class="italics">Achates</em><span>.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>By this time Marchant's face and hands had begun
-to swell and blister from that scald or burn, and were
-very painful.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The Orphan sent him inboard to Dr. Gordon, and
-took his steamboat round the sunken breakwater ships
-alongside the landing-place. Then he stumbled, wet
-through and fearfully tired, up to the wooden hut,
-woke the Fierce One, and reported himself.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>He became horribly unpopular, and was ordered to
-report in the morning. So back he went to the picket-boat,
-tied her up alongside the sunken Oruba; and he
-and his crew went to sleep, and would have slept for
-ever, if the crew of another picket-boat, tied up close
-to them, had not given them a "shake" next morning.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>In the forenoon the Orphan was sent outside the
-harbour to search for the other picket-boats which had
-not arrived. He saw the Cheese-mite's boat hard and
-fast on shore, and another breaking up not far from
-her. He expected that the crews had swum or
-scrambled ashore (they had done so); but the seas ran
-much too high for him to go in and give assistance,
-so back he came into harbour and reported this.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Hum!" growled the Fierce One. "You don't
-belong to me any more; go back to your ship."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The tired midshipman, thinking that he had
-disgraced himself, went back.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Bubbles met him at the top of the gangway—his
-face redder, and his chuckling, snorting noises louder
-than ever. "Orphan! Orphan!" he blurted out;
-"you and I are off to 'W' beach. The Sub went
-there yesterday, and we're going to-night. Really—honour
-bright!" as he saw that the Orphan thought
-that his leg was being "pulled".</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Phew! That's grand! My word, what luck!"
-the Orphan burst out, his tired eyes lighting up as he
-realized that Bubbles meant it.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Marchant, with his left hand bandaged up and his
-face all oily and red, was waiting to go down into the
-boat.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Good-bye!" the Orphan said. "We've had a
-splendid time together, haven't we? Good luck to
-you!" and darted away to see the Commander and get
-his orders; but then, remembering "Kaiser Bill", ran
-back again.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"He's all right; they're bringing him up along
-with your gear," Bubbles told him. "I'll look after
-everything. You do look a prize burglar!"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>He found the Commander. "Yes, you are to go
-across in a trawler—about five o'clock. The Captain
-wishes to see you."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>So aft he went, and found Captain Macfarlane in
-his cabin smoking a cigarette, as usual.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Hum!" he said, smiling when he saw how
-unkempt the Orphan looked, his face dirty, and his
-clothes hardly dry from last night's soaking. "Hum,
-Mr. Orpen! We don't seem to be able to carry on
-this war without you, do we? You have to go across
-to 'W' beach to-night, and you'll probably be there
-for some time."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Are they going to evacuate Helles, sir?" the
-Orphan asked.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"I expect you will be able to tell me that, when
-you've been there a few days. You were out in that
-gale last night, I hear, and the only one of those five
-boats to get back. Hum! You seem lucky."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"We had 'Kaiser Bill' on board. Old Fletcher,
-the stoker, made me take him."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Oh! was that it?" smiled the Captain, tugging
-his beard. "Well, off you go, and good luck to you!
-You'll have plenty of shells to dodge—over there.
-You'd better take 'Kaiser Bill' with you."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"I will, sir, if Fletcher lets me." And the Orphan,
-hugely happy and delighted, went away to the
-gun-room to tell all his adventures.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>At four o'clock that afternoon Bubbles and the
-Orphan stood at the top of the accommodation ladder,
-with all the clothes and gear they wanted in two
-ordinary sailor's kit-bags, and their bedding made up in
-two bundles. On top of the bundles rested "Kaiser
-Bill's" wooden box, with the tortoise inside. Old
-Fletcher had come aft, and was "fussing" round him.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"We'll look after him all right. Thank you for
-lending him!" they called out as they went down into
-the Hun's steam pinnace. "Kaiser Bill" and their
-gear were carried down after them, and the Hun took
-them across to the waiting trawler.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>By five o'clock the </span><em class="italics">Achates</em><span> was once more out of
-sight, and the trawler was steaming towards Cape
-Helles with the remnants of last night's gale on her
-starboard beam. The two midshipmen both wore
-once again the khaki which the Fierce One had
-forbidden, the same clothes they had worn when they
-left "W" beach at the end of May, six months and a
-half ago; and they felt supremely happy, crouching
-in the lee of the trawler's galley, and watching the
-island of Kephalo gradually fading out of sight till
-darkness hid it altogether.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>At half-past six the trawler ran alongside a sunken
-steamer—the outer hulk of Pier No. 1; a steamboat
-came for them, and landed them and their gear at
-No. 3 Pier—the pier they had watched being
-commenced by the Sappers the very day of the landing.
-By the light of a single lantern they found the
-Pier-master—a Sub-lieutenant, R.N.R.—and were ordered
-to report themselves to the Naval Transport Officer.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"You'd better go up to the Mess," the R.N.R. Sub
-told them. "You'll probably find him up there."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>He gave them two men to carry their gear, and
-with "Kaiser Bill" under the Orphan's arm they
-stumbled along the pier in the dark till their feet
-scrunched into the sand on "W" beach.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"What a time since we were here!" Bubbles blurted
-out; and: "Isn't it grand to get back again?" the
-Orphan chuckled.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>There were no flares now, the shore was absolutely dark.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>They started off along the beach towards where the
-main gully road used to be; but everything had so
-changed, and it was so dark, that they soon had to let
-the two seamen with their bundles lead the way—off
-that beach, up a broad, firm road, turning to the left
-along a narrow path, then down some wooden steps,
-and so to a dark "cutting" in the side of the slope, at
-the end of which a glow of light showed through
-half-opened folding-doors.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Here's the Officers' Mess, sir. Glad to see you on
-shore, sir," said one of the seamen; and the Orphan
-recognized Plunky Bill's voice.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Hello! You here? How are things going?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Pretty quiet, sir; nothing much doing."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Are they going to evacuate the place?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"I ain't 'eard nothing. We've been landing a good
-many of the soldiers round from Suvla—a good show—down
-there, sir. I ain't 'eard nothing about nobody
-going off."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Bubbles, looking in through the doors and seeing
-no one inside, asked him where the Sub was.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Don't see much of him, sir. I works down
-at No. 1 Pier—mostly. Well, we'll stick your gear
-'ere. Some of the officers will be a-coming up soon."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"'Kaiser Bill' has come along—for luck," the
-Orphan said; and Plunky Bill stepped into the
-lamp-light from the half-open door to have a look at him
-in his box.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"'E will bring luck all right, sir. I wish we'd 'ad
-'im at that there Ajano place."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Then they were left alone, went inside through the
-door—evidently the folding-doors from the saloon of
-one of the sunken steamers—into a pantry sort of
-place, through it into a long room some 9 feet high,
-20 feet long, and 12 feet broad, with a wooden floor
-and a wooden ceiling, from which an oil-lamp hung—the
-lamp which had glowed through the doorway—over
-a long wooden table littered with newspapers,
-and with a wooden bench on either side of it. At the
-far end was a fire-place—alight and burning cosily—some
-deck chairs round it, a packing-case full of coal
-in the corner, and a very dilapidated card-table.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Look how they make cupboards!" said Bubbles
-excitedly, and pointed to two shell-boxes let into the
-clay walls. "Isn't that 'cute'?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Then from outside came a loud voice. "My jumping
-Jimmy! D'you think I'm going to land a hundred
-tons of hay a night like this? Not if I know it. It
-would all get soaked. Tell him to wait till the
-morning; the sea will have gone down by then."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The Sub came in, calling out: "Outside! Outside!
-Pantry! Pantry! Bring me a bottle of beer!" And
-seeing the two midshipmen, burst out with: "Yoicks,
-my merry kippers! My bubbling Bubbles! My
-perishing Orphan! Pantry! Pantry! Bring three
-bottles!"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"They've sent you two here, have they? Good
-egg! Well, you'll have lots to do, and a lot of
-shell-dodging. They've got a better brand in stock
-now—burst every time. Hello! There goes one!" he said,
-as the roaring thud of a bursting shell came from
-somewhere up the ridge, and some bits of dried clay
-broke away from the walls and rattled down on the
-wooden floor. "That fell in the Ordnance Stores.
-They've had a lot there lately."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Where's it from? Achi Baba?" asked the Orphan.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Old 'Asiatic Annie'—a 6-inch. She's a
-confounded nuisance. What d'you think of my
-'dug-out'? Come and see where I 'pig' it;" and the Sub
-took them past the fire-place into a little room beyond,
-and, flashing his electric torch, showed them two
-beds, a small table, cupboard places in the mud walls,
-a stove, and two little wash-stands—evidently taken
-out of a ship. "We've got lots of stuff from these
-sunken hulks. Snug little place, isn't it?—especially
-when we light the stove in the corner."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Are we going to live here?" the midshipmen asked.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Good heavens, no, my wriggling worms! You
-won't live with the aristocracy. Come along, and I'll
-show you your 'pigsty'—another 'dug-out', which
-we call the dormitory."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>A fine-looking old Leading Seaman, an old Naval
-Reserve man named Richards—he may have been
-fifty, he may have been sixty—came in with the three
-glasses of beer, just as another tremendous roar shook
-the wooden beams overhead and made the tin lamp-shade
-rattle—it sounded not twenty yards away.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"In the Sappers' place, that one, sir; they're
-starting early to-night," the old chap said, putting the
-tray on the table.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Send these officers' gear round to the dormitory;
-you'll find it outside," the Sub told him.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"They've gone already, sir," Richards said.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"What's on top of those beams?" the Orphan
-asked, a little anxiously, as another roaring explosion
-thudded the air, not quite so near as the last.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"A new tarpaulin, my Orphan! I stole it yesterday.
-It's waterproof, too!"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Can those things come in here?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"There's nothing to prevent 'em," grinned the Sub.
-"Come along, and we'll peg out a claim for you two
-in the dormitory. Hello! what the devil have you
-got there?" he said, seeing "Kaiser Bill's" box on the
-table, and opening it, roared with laughter. "Old
-Fletcher made you bring him?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"He made me take him for Suvla evacuation—for
-luck—and the Captain told me I'd better bring him
-here, as he'd brought luck there."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Are they going to evacuate this place?" they both
-asked at the same time.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The Sub shook his head. "I don't think so. So
-you were at Suvla? Of course you were; you'll have
-to tell me all about it. What a splendid show that
-was! Our chaps here made a pretence of advancing
-that same day—lost a lot of people."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>By now he had taken them through the cutting.
-"That's the kitchen," he said, as he took them out of
-the mess and they passed a place with a light in it;
-"old Richards looks after it, and us, like a
-mother." He led them through another deep cutting, and
-through an opening closed by a door—evidently a
-door taken from the cabin of one of the sunken
-hulks. "More loot," the Sub said, switching on
-his torch and leading the way into a long place
-with a few planks laid over the clayey earth, with
-earth walls and a timber roof. Six beds were already
-there, with bags between them, and their own bundles
-lay, lonely, in the middle.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>He showed them a corner where they could spread
-out their beds. "I'll get some planks put there in
-the morning," he told them. "You'd better come
-along and see the Captain now; he'll be up in his
-'dug-out' by this time, I expect."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>As they went out on to the open slope, climbed up
-to a road which ran immediately at the back of the
-dormitory, another high-explosive shell burst high up
-the ridge, lighting up a few white tents.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The Orphan winced and Bubbles chuckled.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Then it was all dark again. "Mind those steps;
-keep close to me; here we are," and the Sub took
-them along another cutting to the Naval Transport
-Officer's "dug-out".</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>They found this naval Captain there, washing the
-sand off his face.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Two of our midshipmen, sir; the two we expected."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>He turned round—a short, thick-set man with a
-bullet-shaped, closely cropped head—and he wiped the
-soap-suds off his mahogany-coloured face.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"All right; the Sub will show you where to go;
-glad to have you," and he waved them away.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>They went back towards the Mess.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"You'll have to take charge of a picket-boat," the
-Sub told Bubbles; "and you, Orphan, will have to
-do odd jobs under me—all sorts of things: cleaning
-up the camp, fetching coal, any old thing. Ah! look
-out! here comes another!"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>They heard the whistling swish of a shell, and then
-another glare, and another tremendous explosion
-burst, just the other side of the Naval Mess.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Instinctively they had thrown themselves down on
-the ground; something hurtled past and buried itself
-in the sand close by; and as they scrambled to their
-feet the Sub said angrily: "Confound them! Come
-along back to the Mess; you can have a wash in my
-basin, and then it will be time for dinner."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Two soldiers—a Major and a subaltern, the Military
-Landing Officers—a R.N.R. lieutenant, and two
-R.N.R. sub-lieutenants came in at odd times for
-dinner. The Sub hurried through his meal, put on
-a thick coat, and warmed himself in front of the fire
-before going down to the beach.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Is there much to do to-night?" asked one of the
-soldier officers—the subaltern.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Absolutely nothing, old chap, except to get off a
-tug, two steamboats, something like half a dozen
-lighters driven ashore last night; try and repair about
-twenty feet of No. 1 Pier washed away by the other
-gale, and see what can be done with the 'Inner Hulk'—she
-broke her back when the pier 'went', and we'll
-have to try and get a gangway across the gap;
-otherwise I can't think of anything."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Two of the R.N.R. officers went with him, but he
-sent the two midshipmen to turn in. Neither of them
-had had any proper sleep for three days, and they
-both had been nodding and yawning, and looking
-stupidly tired all through that meal.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>So they turned in, put "Kaiser Bill" between
-them for luck, and slept like "tops".</span></p>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 4em">
-</div>
-<p class="center pfirst" id="in-dug-outs-at-cape-helles"><span class="bold large">CHAPTER XXIII</span></p>
-<p class="center pnext"><span class="bold large">"In 'Dug-outs' at Cape Helles"</span></p>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 2em">
-</div>
-<p class="pfirst"><span>Richards, that splendid old Leading Seaman who
-"ran" the Mess, brought them both a cup of tea in
-the morning. "Four bells just struck, sirs; breeze
-gone round to the north-east, pretty nippy outside it
-is, but fine. Hands 'fall in' at half-past six." He
-lighted an oil-lamp and left them.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Bubbles snuggled down under the blankets and
-would have gone to sleep again, had not the Orphan
-pulled them off him and made him turn out.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>They dressed hurriedly, saw that "Kaiser Bill"
-was safe in his corner; and by seven o'clock, just
-before the dawn commenced, Bubbles had taken
-charge of a very much battered, old picket-boat lying
-alongside No. 3 Pier; and the Orphan, with a party of
-five stokers, was sent up behind the Mess to deepen
-a shallow gutter-way between it and the road, to
-prevent rain washing off the road on to the top of the
-dormitory and that new tarpaulin which the Sub had
-stolen.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>He met the Sub coming back from his night's work
-on the beach, wet through and very fagged. "I got
-some of those lighters off, but there's another week's
-work down there at that job," he said.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>When daylight came, the Orphan found that "W"
-beach had altered very much since he had been there,
-six months and a half ago. The cliffs beyond were
-crowned by a vast number of hospital tents and
-marquees; where, previously, the horse and mule "lines"
-had been, tents and marquees, and huge masses of
-stores, protected by tarpaulins, now occupied these
-spaces, and the irregular sandy track up the gully
-to the ridge had become a wide well-made road
-with well-metalled roads branching away to left and
-right. Everywhere there were "dug-outs", not open
-ones as in those early days, but covered with wooden
-or galvanized-iron roofs, over which at least one
-protecting layer of sand-bags had been laid.
-Motor-lorries dashed along the roads continuously, and
-seemed to have taken the place of horses and mules
-almost entirely.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Along the face of the steep cliff, on the far side of
-the gully from where those one-inch Nordenfeldts and
-maxims had played such havoc among the Lancashire
-Fusiliers on the day of the landing, a steep
-road had been cut in the face of it, and the Orphan
-saw hundreds of "dug-outs" up there.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Fifty yards below him was the beach itself, with its
-four little piers—No. 1 Pier to his right, with a gap
-in it made by the first of the south-west gales; beyond
-it the "Inner Hulk", a sunken steamer with her back
-broken; and beyond her, at right angles, another
-sunken steamer, the "Outer Hulk". At his feet was
-No. 2 Pier, the first pier the Sappers had begun on
-the 25th April; and beyond this the longer No. 3 Pier,
-with its end curving towards the "Outer Hulk", so
-that a small harbour[#] had been formed in which now
-lay two little "coaster" steamers, several lighters, and
-a trawler.</span></p>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 2em">
-</div>
-<p class="noindent pfirst"><span class="small">[#] This harbour was called Port Talbot after the Captain
-of the poor old </span><em class="italics small">Majestic</em><span class="small">.</span></p>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 2em">
-</div>
-<p class="pfirst"><span>Beyond and to the left, under the high cliff, was
-No. 4 Pier, more of a mole or jetty than a pier,
-protected a little from the east by a reef of rocks. It was
-on this pier that the Orphan, later on, had so much
-work to do. Farther along still, several lighters
-had stranded, and one or two were already broken up.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Out towards Tenedos and over against the Asiatic
-shore the usual trawlers and drifters and a couple of
-destroyers patrolled for submarines.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>But what struck the Orphan most vividly was the
-emptiness of the Straits between him and the Asiatic
-shore. In May they had been almost crowded with
-battleships, transports, hospital ships, ships of all
-sorts and sizes; now a solitary hospital ship lay off
-Helles, and only two or three small craft and tugs
-were anchored inshore.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The Turks fired no shells that morning until the
-breakfast hour, when two fell among the Sappers'
-stores and tents, without, however, doing any damage.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>After breakfast the Orphan and his stokers had
-more digging to do, extending the beach party's
-"dug-outs" at the foot of the low cliff, below the
-Mess "dug-out", and commencing others. Shells
-came over every now and then all the morning, but
-none burst near the Orphan's party. When they
-knocked off work and started dinner, the Turks over
-on the Asiatic shore fired many big 6-inch high
-explosives, which did very little material damage,
-though they racked his nerves exceedingly.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The Orphan never even pretended that he did not
-hate those shells; and when, that afternoon, he
-received orders to take twenty men, embark in a tug,
-and go down to Rabbit Island to draw coal, he felt
-extremely pleased to get away from them. Rabbit
-Island is a tiny little island at the mouth of the
-Straits, and when he arrived there he found two small
-monitors with long-range guns busily bombarding
-the Asiatic guns. The Turks were firing back, and
-when he went alongside the collier to get his filled
-coal-bags, one of their wretched shells fell so close to
-the tug as to splash the bows. The Orphan loaded
-his coal-bags and started back to "W" beach,
-realizing that the only thing to do, if he meant to
-enjoy himself, was simply not to think of shells at all.
-Of course, in twenty-four hours he had made
-friends with Richards, that Leading Seaman; and the
-old man could not help noticing that he flinched
-whenever a big shell moaned through the air, and
-burst with its horrid, rending roar. "Look here,
-sir," he said; "it's just like this: don't you worry
-about them—it's no use worrying. If you're meant to
-be killed, killed you will be, wherever you go or
-whatever you do; so just pay no attention to them."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>It is difficult for a youngster to take comfort from
-such a fatalistic conviction; but by the end of the
-week the Orphan was able to tell Bubbles that he had
-not "ducked" once during the last twenty-four hours.
-"That shows I'm not such a duffer, doesn't it, old
-chap?" he said proudly.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>During those first few days a good deal of
-mysterious landing and embarking of troops went on,
-which nobody seemed able to explain—though, as
-far as anyone in the Naval Mess knew, many more
-were coming than going. Also, it became known
-that the new-comers were taking over—gradually—the
-French section of the line, and that French troops
-and guns embarked every night. The Turks
-naturally knew that our men were occupying the French
-trenches immediately opposite them, so that there
-was no need for secrecy, and many of the French
-guns were towed away from "V" beach in broad
-daylight. A tug would take away a heavily loaded
-lighter at the end of a very long tow-rope, and
-"Asiatic Annie" and her sisters often made "towing-target"
-practice at this lighter and its guns—though
-without ever hitting them.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The Orphan himself never went to "V" beach,
-but Bubbles often did so, and found quite a good
-harbour there, made by a big Messageries Maritimes
-steamer sunk this side of the </span><em class="italics">River Clyde</em><span> (apparently
-none the worse for her seven months of being shelled),
-and an obsolete old French battleship hulk—the
-</span><em class="italics">Massena</em><span>—sunk almost to close the gap between them.
-Whenever the French happened to have a slack night,
-most of the British nightly reinforcements (from the
-9th Corps, which had been at Suvla) landed there.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Christmas Day arrived, and the Turks greeted it
-with a more than usually heavy shelling of both
-beaches, the Sappers' and Ordnance Store Depots
-suffering considerably. This, and an extra good
-dinner that night—when Richards produced two
-turkeys, obtained from one of the Greek islands, and
-several officers contributed Christmas puddings and
-mince-pies, sent from home by the Christmas mail—marked
-the day. Otherwise all work went on as usual.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Every now and again the French battleship </span><em class="italics">Suffren</em><span>
-came along up the Straits, with her protecting
-destroyers and trawlers and her "spotting" aeroplane,
-and bombarded the Asiatic guns for a couple of
-hours or so. At other times a British battleship
-repeated the performance with even greater zest; but
-though those annoying guns remained quiet whilst
-they were being bombarded, they always opened a
-very vigorous fire on the beaches directly the
-battleships had left.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>On the other side of the Peninsula, round the
-"left flank" coast, assisting destroyers very
-frequently harassed the Turkish trenches on the Achi
-Baba right flank, and a big monitor almost daily
-bombarded Achi Baba or Chanak Fort with her big
-14-inch guns.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Everything went on as usual, and as though we
-intended to hold the end of the Peninsula for ever.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Everyone in the Naval Mess was far too busy
-embarking and disembarking troops and stores by night,
-preparing for the winter, strengthening their "dug-outs",
-repairing piers, and patching damaged boats
-by day, to know exactly what was happening up in
-the front-line trenches. Intermittent artillery duels,
-at all hours of every day, went on in the usual manner,
-and without any apparent especial military object.
-At night, when working on the piers, they often
-heard furious bursts of rifle and machine-gun firing,
-sometimes the bursting of trench bombs; at times
-field-guns also used to "chip in" at night; but
-everyone had become so accustomed to all this that no one
-paid any attention to it or remarked about it.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Shells fell on the beaches and above them just as
-usual; 6-inch high explosives came from the Asiatic
-side—two or three an hour—from daylight until two
-o'clock next morning, at which time the Turkish
-gunners "packed up". During the men's "stand
-easy", in the middle of the day, perhaps twenty would
-come along; and again, at nine o'clock at night, they
-would start fairly brisk firing for three-quarters of an
-hour.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The Naval Camp, lying as it did just below the
-R.E. "Park", and not far from the Ordnance Stores—both
-favourite targets of "Asiatic Annie "—received
-a good many of her misses, and most of the "shorts"
-fell on the beach itself. By this time the men
-working within this shell area had become so accustomed
-and hardened to these intermittent noises of shells
-shrieking towards them and bursting, that work was
-seldom interrupted. At night, sentries along the beach
-would watch for the glare made by the flash of the
-Asiatic howitzers, and would call out "Take cover!" Eighteen
-seconds afterwards the shell, if fired at "V"
-beach, would burst there; but if fired at "W" beach
-twenty seconds elapsed, after the warning shout, before
-the shell could be heard rushing through the night
-air with a rapidly increasing "swishing" noise. In
-twenty-five seconds it arrived, burst with a very vivid
-flash and that nerve-shaking, rending roar, and did
-whatever damage it had found to do.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Sometimes, in the silence which followed, would be
-heard the melancholy call, "Stretcher! Stretcher!"
-but most frequently a hole in the ground, or a few
-scattered boxes of stores or bundles of fodder, alone
-marked where it had fallen and burst.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>From Achi Baba came the little 4.1-inch shells at
-all hours of the day.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>People told the Orphan that some ten days after
-the Belgrade-Nish-Constantinople railway had been
-reopened through conquered Serbia, it became
-evident that the Turks were much more lavish with their
-ammunition.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>They must have received ample additional supplies,
-and, what was still more noticeable, the new shells
-nearly always burst.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The Orphan gradually grew accustomed to these
-shells, but he was always "mighty" glad when the
-two big "hates" of the day were finished.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Everyone had marvellous escapes; in fact, marvellous
-escapes were so common that the recounting
-of them soon failed to interest others.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>One morning the Orphan was sleeping soundly in
-the dormitory, and at about ten o'clock Bubbles, who
-had somehow or other fallen overboard from his
-picket-boat, ran up to shift his wet clothes, and could
-not resist the temptation of waking up the Orphan.
-He had just commenced to get some sense into him
-and make him take an interest in his accident, when
-in through the roof smashed a shell, passed between
-the Orphan sitting on his bed and Bubbles standing
-over him, buried itself in the ground, and burst.
-Bubbles was thrown to the other side of the dormitory,
-the Orphan found himself on top of an awakened and
-angry R.N.R. Lieutenant, and all three, covered with
-dust, dashed through the smoke out into the open air.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Kaiser Bill!" the Orphan cried, darted back
-again, and brought out the tortoise.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"He was under my bed, he wasn't quite buried;
-he doesn't seem to have been hit."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>They tried anxiously to make him put out his head,
-but he wouldn't. Bubbles, seizing him, looked inside
-the shell. "He's all right," he said, much relieved;
-"I saw his mouth move."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"I bet that he got the fright of his life,", Bubbles
-gurgled; and then noticed that the Orphan's wrist,
-the right one, was bleeding, and that blood was coming
-through his own soaked trousers. They found a small
-cut on the Orphan's right wrist, and that Bubbles had
-a little gash behind the left knee—quite trivial things,
-only requiring a bandage round each. Actually, that
-was all the damage done to those two midshipmen,
-although the shell had burst immediately behind and
-between them.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Fancy what might have happened if 'Kaiser Bill'
-had not been there," the superstitious Orphan, a little
-"shaken", kept saying.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The R.N.R. Lieutenant, having fixed them up with
-bandages, took them inside the dormitory to dig their
-things out again and get the place tidied up. They
-shook the sand and clay from their bedding; dug out
-the clothes which had been lying on the floor; found
-some of the fragments of the shell, probably a 4.1-inch
-from Achi Baba; looked at the jagged hole in the
-wooden roof; and when Bubbles, having changed his
-wet clothes, went away, limping a little, to take charge
-of his picket-boat again, the other two turned in and
-slept until midday. Directly the Orphan woke he
-hunted round for the tortoise, and felt greatly relieved
-when he saw "Kaiser Bill's" cunning old head
-peeping out.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>On the next night it blew hard from the north-east—away
-from the end of the Peninsula. Unfortunately
-for Bubbles, he had the job, that night, of towing a
-big Malta lighter, full of mules, out to a transport,
-and when away from the shelter of the land something
-went wrong with the tow-rope, and it fouled the screw
-of his picket-boat. Both lighter and picket-boat
-drifted helplessly out to sea, and eventually became
-separated. It was a bitterly cold night—so dark that
-you could not see fifty yards in front of you, and two
-miles from the end of the Peninsula a very unpleasant
-sea was running. The lighter full of mules drifted
-away, but by some lucky chance stranded on Rabbit
-Island, and Bubbles in his helpless, waterlogged
-picket-boat had the luck to be found and picked
-up by a patrolling trawler, which towed him into safety.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>He did not get back to "W" beach until long after
-daylight, and was then sent up to get his breakfast
-and some sleep. For some reason or other, his bed
-had been moved into the small "sleeping 'dug-out'"
-at the side of the Mess opposite to the dormitory, and
-almost at the same hour as the day before, a big shell
-from "Asiatic Annie" came in and completely
-wrecked it. No one else slept there that morning,
-and he had a most marvellous escape. The three
-empty beds, the wash-stands, and little stove were
-destroyed, and a macintosh which he had pulled over
-his blankets had several gashes torn in it, but he
-himself had not a scratch. Old Richards, running in
-through the Mess, and unable to see owing to the dust
-and smoke, switched on an electric torch and called
-out "Are you all right, sir?" never thinking that he
-could possibly be alive.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"I woke up," said Bubbles afterwards, bubbling
-over with excitement, "and found the whole place
-blooming dark; everything seemed to be tumbling
-down on top of me, and my hair was full of sand and
-stuff. I couldn't think what was the matter, and the
-smell of the place was simply beastly. It wasn't till
-old Richards came in, flashed his torch, wanted to
-know whether I was alive or not, and told me a shell
-had come in, that I knew what had happened. It
-spoilt that new macintosh I paid one pound ten for
-yesterday up at the Ordnance, confound it!"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The rest of the morning Bubbles and Richards
-spent digging out his "gear". They found his
-watch some two feet under the sand, still going, but
-the glass cracked. The "dug-out" was completely
-wrecked and quite uninhabitable.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>He shifted back again into the dormitory, but had
-no more time for sleep. "I'll stick nearer to old
-'Kaiser Bill' another time," he told the Orphan,
-poking fun at him and his superstitions.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The very next day, when on his way to the Mess
-for a hasty lunch, he stopped to speak to Richards,
-the Leading Seaman, who had just come out of the
-kitchen. At that moment a shell came past them,
-fell through the open kitchen door, and burst inside.
-Richards calmly put down the tureen of pea soup
-which he was carrying, and together they went in
-through the smoke to see if anyone had been injured.
-One man lay dead, and another had been badly cut
-about the shoulder by a splinter. He was carried
-away immediately to the Casualty Clearing-station
-beyond the gully, and the dead man covered up and
-removed. "Poor chap!" Richards muttered, "he
-only landed two hours ago for the first time. It's a
-strange thing how some get picked off, sir, isn't it?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Well, that's the third close shave for me—in three
-days too. I'll tell the Orphan that. He'll think it
-tremendously lucky," Bubbles said.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"I shouldn't like to say that it isn't, sir," Richards
-replied thoughtfully.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>These three "experiences" seemed to have absolutely
-no effect on this midshipman's nerves, and the
-Orphan marvelled at him, and despised himself for
-hating and dreading shells so much.</span></p>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 2em">
-</div>
-<p class="pfirst"><span>By now they had made themselves quite cosy in
-their corner of the dormitory; a sand-bag was placed
-over the shell hole in the roof; their beds were raised
-from the ground on some planks; they looted a washstand
-and a looking-glass from one of the hulks, and
-had much fun digging "cupboards" for themselves
-in the clay walls.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Kaiser Bill", too, seemed quite at home, and
-enjoyed his occasional exercises on the slope below the
-Mess, waking up, sprinting gaily for three or four
-yards, and then sulking because nothing green grew
-there. However, they managed to get him green stuff
-occasionally, and in the evenings, whenever they were
-off duty, they took him into the Mess after dinner,
-and he became quite frisky in the warmth of the fire.
-Those evenings were very jolly after a hard day's work
-and a good dinner, sitting in "deck" chairs in front
-of the cheerful fire, yarning, and not worrying much
-about the shells which, every now and then, burst
-along the ridge and made the dry "clayey" walls
-shake bits down on the wooden floor—not worrying
-about them, in spite of the fact that if one fell on top
-of the Mess the Sub's tarpaulin and the timber roof
-would not keep it out, nor would the long skylight
-hatchway, taken bodily out of one of the hulks and
-now fitted into the roof of the Mess.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>It was one of their amusements to see "Kaiser Bill"
-"duck" when he heard a shell burst. He might be
-scampering over the floor—or the table—at the rate of
-two feet a minute, with his head and neck stretched
-out, or be nibbling enthusiastically at a piece of fresh
-cabbage leaf or onion stalk; but directly he heard the
-thud and roar of a shell bursting, however far away,
-in would go his head and legs, and nothing would
-entice him to put them out again for at least half an
-hour.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Bubbles and the Orphan always placed him down
-between their bunks when they turned in—for luck.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Food was good and plentiful—the army cheese
-simply grand; water was fairly plentiful from wells
-and springs; as for the Ordnance stores, they could
-supply everything from an electric torch to a stove,
-from a wheelbarrow to a motor bicycle, from a pair of
-trench gloves to a pair of india-rubber trench boots
-coming half-way up your thigh.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>In fact, everything went on comfortably, and a week
-after the two midshipmen had landed they had entirely
-forgotten about "evacuation", and only thought it a
-joke when a Turkish aeroplane dropped the message:
-"Good-bye, British soldiers; we know you are going,
-and are sorry to lose you".</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Flies had of course disappeared with the cold
-weather—disappeared long ago, and the only bothering live
-things were rats—great, fat, sleek fellows, who ran
-hurdle races round the dormitory at night to keep
-themselves in good condition, jumping over the
-sleeping midshipmen and the other officers there.</span></p>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 2em">
-</div>
-<p class="pfirst"><span>One night the Orphan met Bubbles, and saw by
-his face that something unusual had occurred.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"What is it? Any news?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"They're sending every one of those Greek labourers[#]
-away to-night. They've given them two hours to
-pack up, and you and I have to embark them. What
-does that mean, I wonder?"</span></p>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 2em">
-</div>
-<p class="noindent pfirst"><span class="small">[#] Some two hundred Greek labourers had been
-employed ever since the landing, and had, for the most part,
-worked well; constantly under fire.</span></p>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 2em">
-</div>
-<p class="pfirst"><span>"Perhaps they've caught them spying; making
-signals or getting information across to the Turks,'
-the Orphan suggested.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"I don't know; it's jolly rummy."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"There's a lot of ammunition to be landed to-night,
-some time after ten o'clock," the Sub said, joining
-them. "You'll have to go out in the lighter, Orphan,
-so you'll have a busy time."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Well, just before ten o'clock, when the Orphan
-had started to warp the empty lighter away from
-No. 4 Pier, a messenger came down from the
-N.T.O. to tell him that this ammunition was not to be landed,
-and he heard afterwards that it went back to Mudros
-immediately.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>This roused their curiosity; and when, next night,
-three lieutenants and many more bluejackets arrived,
-and half a dozen of those motor-lighters (the
-"water-beetles") and many more picket-boats came across
-from Kephalo, everyone guessed that the final
-evacuation had been determined upon.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>And, on the last day of the year, Captain Macfarlane
-came to take charge of the elaborate organization
-required to embark all the troops, guns, horses, and
-stores without the knowledge of the Turks. He
-became Senior Naval Transport Officer, and lived in his
-big "dug-out" along a path cut in the cliff beyond
-the Naval Mess, and known as "Park Lane" because
-all the senior officers had their "dug-outs" there.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The Sub, Bubbles, and the Orphan were immensely
-pleased that he had come—he had such a kind,
-good-humoured way of giving orders, and nothing ever
-flustered him.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>From now onward, there were no more troops or
-stores to disembark; but the work of sending away the
-enormous accumulation of stores, and of gradually
-withdrawing troops, guns, horses, and mules, went on
-at high pressure. This took place at night. After
-dark, transports and store ships would come across
-from Kephalo or Mudros, anchor off "W" beach or
-"V" beach (which now had been handed over by the
-French to the British), and all through the dark hours
-large "soldier" working parties and the Naval beach
-parties would toil, carrying down the most valuable of
-the Ordnance and Sappers' and Commissariat stores,
-and loading them in lighters (wooden lighters, which
-had to be towed, or motor-lighters). When full,
-these would be sent off to the store ships, unloaded,
-and sent back again. Every night a troop-carrier
-would come slowly alongside the "Outer Hulk",
-make fast, and battalions of infantry, with their
-baggage and their maxims, would be taken across
-to her in motor-lighters from No. 3 Pier. Every
-night, too, many horses and many mules went off to
-the big transports anchored farther out, and were
-hoisted on board.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>An hour and a half before dawn, every steamship,
-transport, and troop-carrier had to be away and out
-of sight; and if, as the time for departure arrived, any
-still had half-emptied lighters alongside, tugs would
-dash out and bring them back. Nothing whatever
-was allowed to delay these big ships, because upon
-their arrival and departure being absolutely hidden
-from the Turks the whole success of the operation
-depended.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>At one time, before the first of those south-west
-gales had broken a gap in No. 1 Pier, it had been
-possible to walk along it, then up a gangway on board
-the "Inner Hulk", and from her to the "Outer
-Hulk", and so on board anything lying alongside
-her. This had made the embarking and disembarking
-of troops a very simple and rapid process; and as
-simplicity and rapidity would be so necessary on the
-last night of the evacuation, attempts were made to
-bridge the gap. The Orphan took part in this,
-working in the day-time under the orders of the
-Pier-master, a Naval lieutenant named Armstrong, a great
-solid man who always spoke extremely deliberately,
-weighing every syllable, and never appearing to get
-even mildly excited.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>First of all a big pontoon was wedged in the gap,
-but did not quite fill it; the vacant intervals were then
-closed by means of barrels lashed stoutly together
-and held in place by wires and hawsers. If anything
-did go wrong, Mr. Armstrong would fill his pipe and
-say: "I say—my—blooming—oath—you—blokes—
-will—have—to—reeve—another—pretty—big—wire—there";
-or, "I—say—Orpen—we—shall—have—to—
-lay—out—another—anchor—go—round—and—find—
-a—thundering—big—chap".</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>When at last these were all fixed to his liking, a
-broad wooden gangway platform was laid over all,
-between the broken-away ends of the gap.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>This business occupied two whole days, during
-which time the Orphan had generally more wet clothes
-than dry. "If—you—don't—take—care—you'll—get
-—your—feet—wet," Mr. Armstrong told him one day,
-after he had been wading up to his waist in the shallow
-water, on and off for an hour.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Troops now could march straight on board the
-"Inner Hulk", then across to the "Outer Hulk",
-and so to whatever troop-carrier happened to be
-alongside her. This naturally relieved the congestion at
-No. 2 and No. 3 Piers, from which horses and stores
-were embarked.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>But the job which the Orphan liked best was down
-at No. 4 Pier, working with the Sub and a very energetic
-warrant officer, getting off guns, motor-lorries,
-motor field-workshops, "caterpillar" traction engines,
-and motor ambulances.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Before dark they would get a couple of lighters
-alongside this pier, make them fast to the wall, then
-dash up to the Mess for a rapid dinner, and down again
-about an hour after dark, when the guns would
-commence to come rumbling down the ridge to the
-beach—field-guns, stumpy howitzers, and long 60-pounders.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Horse teams or "caterpillar" tractors dragged
-them through the sand to just above No. 4 Pier,
-unhitched, and left them there with their "crews".
-Then the beach party on the pier would make "fast"
-hook-ropes, and hauling on them, whilst the artillerymen
-man-handled the spokes of gun and limber
-wheels, along would come the gun and its limber,
-jolting aboard the lighter.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>One after the other the guns would be coaxed
-aboard until the lighter could hold no more. Then
-the artillerymen, picking up their rifles and kits,
-would scramble on board, squat down between the gun
-wheels, cling on to the spokes, stow themselves away
-anywhere so long as they did not get in the way of the
-lighter's crew, who now hauled on a warp-rope, made
-"fast" to the end of No. 3 Pier, and warped the
-heavily laden lighter away from the wall of No. 4 Pier.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>A picket-boat, waiting there, would get hold of her,
-and tow her out to the plucky and beautifully handled
-little tug T1. Then away she would be towed by
-that tug to search for the transport which had
-anchored off Cape Helles after dark. Presently the
-big ship would loom up, the lighter would be towed
-alongside, made "fast" under a derrick, and left
-there to unload. If any very heavy guns, or heavy,
-cumbrous things such as motor-lorries or "caterpillar"
-tractors, went off, the Sub or the Gunner
-always took charge of the lighter; but if the load
-consisted of field-guns, or such things as "general
-service" wagons, he sent the Orphan.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>This was just the job the Orphan enjoyed—the
-taking charge of the soldier officers and their artillerymen,
-the warping off from No. 4 Pier, the tow-out in
-the darkness of those very dark nights, the job of
-getting his lighter safely secured to the big ship, and
-the delicate business of safely slinging each gun and
-limber or wagon to the ship's derrick "purchase".
-The purchase would be lowered with its great hook,
-the slings of one gun slipped over it, the Orphan
-would shout "Hoist away!" and whilst that gun
-dangled overhead in the dark, would busily secure
-the slings to the next, so that time should not be
-wasted when the purchase-hook came down again.
-It sometimes took a couple of hours to unload a
-lighter, but this depended entirely upon the officers
-and crew of the transport ship. One ship—the </span><em class="italics">Queen
-Louise</em><span>—would do the work in half the time which
-some others occupied.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The Orphan always felt so happy when the last
-wagon or the last gun of any particular load had been
-hoisted out of the lighter. It was so grand to know
-that "that little lot" would not fall into the hands of
-the Turks. Best of all, it was such fun to be
-hoodwinking "the old Turk" all this while.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Generally, from the time a loaded lighter shoved
-off from No. 4 Pier until she returned alongside,
-empty, at least two hours had elapsed, and as it often
-took an hour—sometimes a good deal more—to load
-up again, each lighter seldom made more than two
-trips a night.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Practically all this work went on in complete
-darkness. There was no moonlight, and the only lights
-allowed to be shown were small oil-lamps, one on
-each pier, and one on the far end of the "Outer Hulk".
-Fortunately, what breeze blew during the first nine
-nights came from the north-east, and did not interfere
-with the work; on most of these nights the air was
-absolutely still and the sea absolutely calm.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Before leaving off work in the morning, they would
-see that any guns remaining on the beach or in the
-lighters were carefully covered up with tarpaulins, so
-that the Turks could not see them from their inquisitive
-aeroplanes, which constantly came circling over,
-trying to find out what the British really intended to do.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Then, perhaps at half-past seven in the morning,
-thoroughly worn out, probably nearly wet through,
-back they would drag themselves up to the Mess, find
-Richards always ready for them with cocoa or coffee,
-bacon, sometimes eggs, and have their breakfast.
-Afterwards they would "turn in".</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"My perishing Orphan!" the Sub would say, as
-he threw himself on his bed. "That's not a bad
-night's work—twelve guns, and any number of
-wagons and things. But I'm pretty well fagged out,
-and you look 'done to a turn'."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>They would sleep till the middle of the day, get up,
-wash, have lunch, and probably go to sleep again till
-four or half-past. Then a good "high tea" Richards
-would provide for them; and, after that, all those who
-were on night duty—nearly all in fact—gathered in
-the Mess, smoked and yarned, and told how things
-were "going"—how many troops, how many guns,
-how many horses and mules, and how much stores
-had been safely sent away the night before.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Everyone knew and felt that every man, every gun,
-horse or mule, every motor-lorry, every ton of stores
-and ammunition sent off was so much to the good;
-and everyone—especially as the day for the final
-evacuation drew nearer—grew anxious lest the Turks
-should find out what was happening, and lest the
-gentle north-east breeze should give place to a
-south-westerly wind, which would drive seas against the
-different beaches, and delay—perhaps fatally
-delay—the final embarkation.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>There was always the chance of this, and of the
-two or three thousand last troops to come marching
-back from the empty trenches being hotly pressed by
-the Turks, and of them and the whole of the beach
-parties finding it impossible to get off. To the Orphan,
-and to many more; it also seemed so absolutely
-unbelievable that the Turks could be deceived again; and
-they thought that they must really know about what
-was going on, and were only waiting until the trenches
-were so weakly held that they could make a successful
-assault, drive all that remained down to the sea, and
-capture them.</span></p>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 4em">
-</div>
-<p class="center pfirst" id="the-evacuation-of-cape-helles"><span class="bold large">CHAPTER XXIV</span></p>
-<p class="center pnext"><span class="bold large">The Evacuation of Cape Helles</span></p>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 2em">
-</div>
-<p class="pfirst"><span>Friday morning, the 7th January, came, and the
-Turks had given no sign whatever that they guessed
-what was going on. Shells burst as usual, and
-"Cuthbert", the aeroplane, circled overhead, saw
-what he could, dropped a few bombs on the ridge
-above "W" beach and near the old </span><em class="italics">River Clyde</em><span>, and
-went home again before our own pursuing aeroplanes
-could catch him.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>At two o'clock that afternoon the Turks commenced
-a fierce bombardment of the whole front-line trenches.
-The Asiatic guns tried to enfilade them, too, and for
-nearly three hours every gun they possessed blazed
-away for all it was worth.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The few guns we had remaining did their utmost to
-conceal the smallness of their numbers by the rapidity
-of their fire, though, naturally, everyone imagined
-that the Turks must realize how few they were.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>At five o'clock the Turks evidently intended to
-storm the front which they had battered so severely,
-but, except on our extreme left, their men could not
-be induced to leave their trenches.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>But here some five or six hundred did advance, and,
-unfortunately for them, came in full view of a
-battleship which had but lately come out from England,
-fearfully keen to fire her guns, and now happened to be
-zigzagging along the coast, attracted by the continual
-roar of the Turkish artillery. Eagerly looking for
-something to fire at, she saw, all at once, these poor
-devils of Turks streaming out of their trenches across
-open ground, and let go salvo after salvo into the
-middle of them. Not two hundred came anywhere
-near our thinly held trenches; some twenty reached
-them, and were promptly bayoneted; perhaps a dozen
-got back to their own. After this no further attack
-was made, and all firing died down at dusk.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The "last night but one" commenced.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>All night long the work went on; more troops
-(after their nerve-shaking experience of that
-afternoon's three hours' bombardment) marched down
-with their baggage and their maxims, filed along
-No. 1 Pier across the "hulks" into the </span><em class="italics">Ermine</em><span> and
-other troop-carriers, and were taken away. Many of
-the still remaining guns came back and were sent off
-from No. 4 Pier; very many horses were embarked
-from No. 3 Pier; and soldiers, like ants, streamed
-backwards and forwards between the beach and those
-store depots, bringing down stores and hurrying back
-for more.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>All night long the Orphan listened with tingling
-ears for the sound of anything more than the customary
-sniping and passing bursts of nervous rifle-firing.
-But the Turks had had a sufficiently severe handling
-in the afternoon; they made no attempt to attack, and
-the night passed absolutely quietly, daylight on
-Saturday morning coming with everything going on just as
-usual. The troop-carriers, horse-transports, and store
-ships were long since hidden in Kephalo, or below the
-horizon on their way to Mudros; and though the
-aeroplane came over to reconnoitre and be driven home
-again, there was nothing unusual for it to report.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Exactly how many troops remained or how many
-guns, neither Bubbles nor the Orphan knew; but they
-did know that the very scantiest number of troops held
-the first-line trenches, and that the guns could almost
-be counted on fingers and toes. All these troops
-had to be got off that night, and almost all the guns.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Would the weather hold for the last night?" That
-was what everyone asked himself. The sun rose
-behind Achi Baba not quite so clearly as it had done
-throughout the past week, but the breeze still blew
-gently from the north-east, and hardly a cloud flecked
-the blue sky.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Captain Macfarlane, tugging at his pointed beard,
-looked satisfied, and went up to his "dug-out" for
-breakfast and to turn in, after his all-night's work,
-and sleep for a few hours.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Bubbles, who had spent the night at "V" beach in
-his picket-boat, pulled the sleepy Orphan along the
-path to the Mess. "What d'you think I had last
-night? A bath—a hot bath—aboard the </span><em class="italics">River Clyde</em><span>!
-It was the last drop of hot water she had aboard her,
-for a shell came in half an hour before and cut a
-steam-pipe or something. Wasn't I lucky?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>They had this their last breakfast in Gallipoli, and
-then lay down on their beds and slept.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>At midday they were called, turned out—horribly
-sleepy—and began to roll up their bedding and pack
-up the rest of their "gear", ready to be taken down to
-the beach. Most of the officers spent the morning
-doing the same.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The barometer had now begun to fall—ever so
-slightly—-and some clouds to gather in the west, low
-down in the horizon, behind the island of Tenedos.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Everyone felt a little anxious.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>At three o'clock in the afternoon the breeze definitely
-shifted round to the south-west—the dangerous
-quarter—and all knew that if it increased much it would
-drive seas right on to the beaches, and add
-tremendously to the difficulties of this last night's
-work.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>At five o'clock that afternoon many of the officers
-gathered in the Mess, which they were leaving for
-ever, and drank to the success of the evacuation.
-"Kaiser Bill" was taken out of his box, placed on
-the table, and drank a little milk out of a saucer for
-"good luck"; then Bubbles took him away to his
-picket-boat to make certain that he would not be left
-behind, </span><em class="italics">whatever happened</em><span>; and everybody went down
-to the beach and their different jobs, looking
-doubtfully and anxiously at the sun setting behind a
-gloomy bank of clouds, and the little "white horses"
-which already ruffled the surface of the sea.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"It will be all right," the Orphan told the Sub
-confidently as they walked down to No. 4 Pier. "If
-"Kaiser Bill" hadn't drunk his milk we might have
-been rather miserable."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"You </span><em class="italics">are</em><span> a silly ass," the Sub laughed.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Night fell. The breeze freshened steadily, and the
-two lighters alongside No. 4 Pier already banged
-up against the stone wall in a very uncomfortable
-manner.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Presently some of those remaining guns began
-rumbling over the ridge to the beach, and their teams
-went round to No. 3 Pier, or cantered back over the
-ridge, with a jangle of harness and thudding of hoofs,
-to fetch more.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>When the first lighter had been loaded—with
-field-guns mostly—her crew hauled her off by the warps,
-the south-west breeze blowing freshly in their faces,
-and the little waves already splashing against her
-bows. A picket-boat took hold of her and handed her
-over to tug T1, which towed her away to sea.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The Orphan went with this first load, and found it
-a very different matter to-night. Though the breeze
-had not yet attained any great strength, a slight,
-lumpy sea and swell ran, outside, and when he at
-last reached the transport's huge side he had much
-difficulty in bringing the clumsy, heavily loaded
-lighter alongside and making her "fast". As it was,
-she bumped and rose and fell so much that it took
-nearly two hours to hoist out all those guns, and their
-"crews", laden with their heavy kits, and most of
-them sea-sick, could hardly climb the awkward Jacob's
-ladders dangling down the ship's dark side.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>At last the lighter was cleared, and the tug, lurching
-out of the darkness, brought off the Gunner with
-another heavily laden lighter, left him alongside, and
-towed the Orphan back.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>It was now nearly eleven o'clock; the breeze had
-become a strong wind, and meeting the current flowing
-out of the Dardanelles, raised an angry, steep sea.
-This immensely increased the difficulties of handling
-the motor-lighters, steamboats, and small tugs which
-simply swarmed off "W" beach and its piers. The
-clumsy motor-lighters were a danger to themselves and
-a terror to others, for they often refused to answer
-their helms when they left the lee of the sunken hulks
-and their bows first met the seas. It required much
-skilful seamanship for the steamboats to get hold of
-them in the pitchy darkness and turn them in the
-right way.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The Orphan found more guns waiting to be taken
-off, and he was about to commence to haul them on
-board his lighter when an order came that they were
-to be destroyed where they stood. Some Sappers
-arrived, and began fixing gun-cotton charges in them.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"They are the last of the guns to be sent off," said
-the officer in charge of them. "It does seem rough
-luck, doesn't it?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"What was it like when you left?" asked the Orphan.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Perfectly quiet; that was an hour ago," he told him.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The Orphan had nothing to do now but wait for
-further orders.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>There was so much wind blowing inshore, towards
-the trenches, that though he strained his ears he could
-not hear the sound of the usual sniping, rifle-firing—in
-fact he could hear nothing from the direction of the
-trenches. Every now and then a momentary flash
-showed out behind the ridge on the Asiatic shore,
-and one of "Asiatic Annie's" shells came along;
-to-night they nearly all burst on the ridge close to
-Cape Helles lighthouse, and absolutely harmlessly.
-Occasionally a big monitor, half-way across the
-Straits, fired a 12-inch gun, and then everything
-round "W" beach, and the white tents above it,
-were lighted up momentarily—like the click of a
-camera shutter—and the Orphan would catch a sudden
-glimpse of motor-lighters and picket-boats, horses
-and men, on No. 3 Pier, perhaps long lines of troops
-coming down the road from the ridge, or a motor-lorry
-or motor-ambulance coming down to the beach.
-Then the blackness shut down again, except for the
-tiny flicker of the oil-lamp tied to a post at one corner
-of the pier.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The Orphan passed this time of waiting talking to
-the disappointed Gunner officer, who told him yarns
-of yesterday's fierce bombardment, and said how
-annoyed they had been when that battleship had wiped
-out their beautiful "target" of advancing Turks.
-"You'll hear, all right, if the Turks do get into our
-trenches to-night, after our chaps have left them," he
-said. "They are all mined, and most of the
-communication trenches too. There will be the most
-infernal noise."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Then out of the darkness came Captain Macfarlane
-and the Sub. The Orphan heard the Captain say:
-"All right, you can try and take those guns off. If
-you can't manage it, blow them up in the lighter."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Then he was sent round to No. 1 Pier to find out
-why two motor-lighters could not get off. He
-scrambled along the beach, past the end of No. 3
-Pier, where a large number of gun- and limber-teams
-were waiting to embark in lighters—the horses
-waiting much more patiently and quietly than "humans"
-would have done—and then past a regiment which
-had just marched in from the trenches, most of the
-men lying down to relieve the weight of their heavy
-packs. The Orphan guessed correctly that most of
-these packs had a Turkish shell—or two—in them as
-"curios".</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>By the time he reached No. 1 Pier and found
-Mr. Armstrong, things were in a bad way. Two crowded
-motor-lighters lay there, lashed side by side, bumping
-uneasily, and the new platform over the pontoon and
-those barrels which filled the gap in it was swaying
-and creaking in a most unpleasant manner, waves
-thudding against it every moment.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Curse—the—lighters—curse—everything!" swore
-the Lieutenant, pronouncing each syllable very
-deliberately, and without the faintest trace of excitement.
-"The—whole—show—will—go—in—a—minute—
-barrels—pontoon—and—lighters—as—well. One—
-of—the—con-founded—lighters—can't—start—her—
-engines—and—the—other—one—has—smashed—hers."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"The Captain is sending a tug in to help," the
-Orphan shouted loudly—one had to shout because of
-the creaking and grinding of the pontoon and barrels,
-the noise of the wind and waves, and the bumping of
-the motor-lighters.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Then a tug did back gingerly in, passed a tow-rope
-aboard the lighters, and started to tow them out; but
-the rope "parted" as it took the strain, and the two
-crowded motor-lighters, catching an eddy of the
-strong wind and current, began drifting helplessly
-back again on to the damaged pier. In another
-half-minute they would have been hopelessly crushed
-against it; but, in the nick of time, the engine of
-one of them took it into its head to start, and just
-managed to move the two of them sufficiently to give
-the tug a chance of getting hold of them and towing
-them out to sea and safety.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"My—blooming—oath!" said Mr. Armstrong;
-"that—was—a—near—thing," and he sucked hard at
-his pipe.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>A man, coming from the "Inner Hulk" over the
-straining pontoon, shouted to him: "A destroyer has
-just made 'fast' inside the 'Outer Hulk', sir."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"All—right; I'll—send—the—troops—along.
-Go—along—and—fetch—'em," he told the Orphan;
-"those—blokes—sitting—along—the—thundering—beach.
-Tell—'em—to—thundering—well—get—a
-—move—on—if—they—don't—want—to—be—left—behind.
-Con-found—this—pipe!" As the Orphan
-darted away he heard the rending sound of timber
-cracking and ropes "parting". He found some
-officers; they passed the "word" along; gave orders,
-and No. 1 Company of that battalion rose to their
-feet, picked up their rifles, and commenced to straggle
-down to the pier. As the Orphan and the first of
-them reached it, there came a loud crashing of
-smashing woodwork, loud shouts of "She's carried away,
-sir!" people came running back from where the
-pontoon had been; and Mr. Armstrong, walking slowly
-up to him, said: "The—thundering—thing's—carried
-—away—al-to-gether. It's—the—very—devil.
-Go—and—tell—the—N.-T.-O. See—if—you—can—find—
-me—a—bit—of—wire—my—pipe's—choked."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Back went the Orphan to No. 4 Pier, but Captain
-Macfarlane was not there, nor at No. 3 Pier.
-Someone took him to the new office "dug-out" at the top
-of the beach; and there he found him, sitting at a
-table with an oil-lamp hanging above it, smoking
-a cigarette, tugging at his beard, and looking quaintly
-amused at a number of officers who were all asking
-him questions at the same time.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The Orphan wriggled his way through them, and
-burst out with: "The 'barrel pier' has gone,
-sir—washed away!"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"How very annoying, Mr. Orpen; very annoying
-indeed!" he said, smiling grimly. "We shall have
-to send the soldiers off from No. 3 Pier. Go down
-and tell the pier-master to embark them on the two
-'stand-by' motor-lighters, and tell Mr. Armstrong to
-go down and help him."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The Orphan, noticing that the lamp was hanging
-by a piece of wire, thought that there might be some
-more somewhere about, looked round, and saw a piece
-lying under the table—just what Mr. Armstrong
-would like. He picked it up, and was just wriggling
-his way out again when the Captain wanted to know
-what he was doing.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Mr. Armstrong's pipe is choked, sir, and I saw
-this bit of wire."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Dear me! dear me!" smiled the Captain. "Misfortunes
-never come singly; do they, Mr. Open?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"No, sir," said the Orphan, not knowing what else
-to say, and dashed off; found the Pier-master—another
-Naval Lieutenant—and gave his message. Then he
-went off with his piece of wire to clear Mr. Armstrong's
-pipe, and tell him to go down to No. 3 Pier.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"All—right—hold—this—thundering—megaphone—
-whilst—I—clean—my—pipe."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>At No. 3 Pier these latest arrived troops were
-already marching down into the "stand-by" motor-lighters,
-with a scuffling of tired feet, a clatter of rifle-butts,
-and the continual, monotonous, weary sound of
-"Form two deep! Form two deep!" as more infantry
-neared the shore end of the pier.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>They were tired and dirty and trench-stained, and
-they cursed as they stumbled against each other in
-the dark, but they were very cheerful. As soon as
-one lighter had taken as many as she could hold, she
-shoved off, and grunted and snorted across to the
-"Outer Hulk".</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Nip over there; jump into that steamboat," the
-Pier-master called out. "Find out how many more
-men that destroyer can take."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The Orphan jumped down into a picket-boat lying
-alongside, and found Bubbles there.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>As he took him across to the destroyer, the Orphan
-asked him what he had been doing all night.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Generals, and their Staffs," Bubbles shouted
-happily. "You've no idea what a lot of trouble I've
-had with them. Some of them have actually started
-giving me orders. I've 'told 'em off' properly. They
-get quite tame then. I've taken some off from 'V'
-beach as well; everything's going on well down there.
-This sea running in is pretty beastly, isn't it?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The Orphan climbed up the destroyer's side, and
-found her deck crammed with soldiers. He pushed
-his way up to the fore bridge, and heard her Captain
-yelling down to the men on the "Outer Hulk": "Get
-some more fenders along. Slack off that hawser." He
-was told that "If you don't 'get out of it' in a 'brace
-of shakes' you'll get a sea-passage, for nothing. I'm
-just going to shove off out of it. I can't take another
-soldier, and I'll stove my side in if I stay here much
-longer."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The Orphan went back to the steamboat, across to
-the pier, and reported that the destroyer was just
-shoving off.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"I can see that for myself," grumbled the Pier-master,
-as a flash from the monitor's gun suddenly
-showed the destroyer backing out.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>This same flash also showed a heavily-laden lighter
-being warped off from No. 4 Pier, so the Orphan
-knew that the Sub had managed to start his journey
-with those last guns.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Then two teams of horses came jangling down to
-the pier unexpectedly, and the irritated Pier-master
-sent Bubbles to try and find a horse-boat or lighter
-alongside the "Inner Hulk". He came back with
-one; was nearly run down by another destroyer; got
-it alongside. Those twelve horses walked down into
-it as if they knew all about the business, and the very
-last horse to be taken off from "W" beach was towed
-away into the darkness.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Captain Macfarlane came down and told them that
-he had received a telephone message from
-Headquarters Office that the trenches had been finally
-evacuated, and the covering brigades withdrawn.
-"Everything IS absolutely quiet up there," he said.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The Orphan and Bubbles were greatly excited at
-that news. They tried to picture these last troops
-stealthily creeping out of their long line of
-trenches—extending from Ghurka Bluff and the Nullah, across
-the plain in front of Krithia, along the lower slopes
-of Achi Baba, and across and along the ravines past
-Sedd-el-Bahr—coming down the communication
-trenches, treading softly, and not making a sound,
-expecting all the time that Turkish patrols would
-give the alarm, and that the Turks would only be
-waiting for that moment to light the plain with star
-shells and rush down on them.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"We should hear the mines blow up, anyway," the
-Orphan said, as both snotties stood and listened,
-hearing nothing but the howling of the wind and the
-lapping of the waves, and the bumping of the
-picket-boat against the pier.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"It must be exciting for them," Bubbles said,
-bubbling with excitement.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>After having secured several empty motor-lighters
-alongside, in readiness to embark the last troops,
-there was nothing to do.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Have—a—sand-wich?" said Mr. Armstrong,
-producing a bulky package which Richards had
-prepared for him. They ate them sitting on the top of
-the picket-boat's cabin, as she bobbed and bumped
-against the side of the pier. Mr. Armstrong told them
-that one of the Generals coming down was a cousin
-of his named Bailey, and that if he did come down
-to this pier he wasn't to go off without seeing him.
-General Bailey had a brother who had been a Sub
-in charge of a gun-room when Mr. Armstrong was a
-midshipman in it. "A—thundering—good—chap,"
-Mr. Armstrong said. "He—used—to—beat—me—
-thundering—hard—have—an-other—sandwich."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Before the sandwiches were finished, the Orphan
-had to go up to the Captain's beach office. The Senior
-Military Landing Officer, rather upset about
-something, was talking nervously.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Oh, Mr. Orpen, there are some men who can't
-be taken off from Gully Beach, round by the left
-flank, on account of the heavy sea," the Captain said
-calmly. "They are starting to march this way. Go
-down and tell the Pier-master and Mr. Armstrong
-to collect as many empty motor-lighters as
-possible. Come back here when you have given this
-message."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>When he returned, the Captain gave him a signal
-to take up to the temporary "wireless" station, a little
-way along the top of the cliff.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"You had better hurry," he said, good-humouredly,
-looking at his watch, "if you really don't mind, or
-they'll be packed up before you get there."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The Orphan dashed off up the main road, and then
-along the branch path to where he knew the
-"wireless" station had been "put up".</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"You're just in time," the Naval Lieutenant in
-charge of it said; "I was just going to give the order
-to 'pack up'."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Here!" he shouted to the operator. "Call up
-those two destroyers; they'll be wanted to come
-alongside the 'Outer Hulk'."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"The N.T.O. says you can pack up when you get
-those signals through, sir," the Orphan said.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"All right; those destroyers will have the deuce of
-a time getting alongside if the wind goes on increasing
-as it's been doing for the last half-hour," the
-Lieu-tenant said. "What d'they want 'em for? anything
-gone wrong?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The Orphan told him, and as he turned back he
-ran into some soldiers carrying heavy square tins.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"What are you doing?" he asked one of them.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Going off to soak the stores with petrol," he said,
-and hurried on up to the Ordnance Depot.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Down the main road were now coming the first of
-the "covering parties"—some of the men who had
-actually stayed in the trenches till the last moment,
-many of them limping heavily, most of them talking
-cheerily. Some had maxim guns on their shoulders,
-others carried the tripod-stands, others maxim
-belt-boxes.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Which way for the Margate steamer?" a Cockney
-voice called out.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Turn to your right when you get on the beach,"
-the Orphan shouted as he passed them; and the same
-voice called back: "Hi, Guv'nor! I've lost me return
-ticket. I ain't got no money, and I don't want to be
-left behind—I ain't 'ankering after a trip to
-Constantinople."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The tired men began to laugh.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The midshipman found Captain Macfarlane in his
-office, and told him that these men were coming down.
-He went out and stood at the top of the beach as they
-went past, their feet scrunching on the stones and
-shuffling through the sand as they marched down to
-No. 3 Pier, straight aboard the motor-lighters waiting
-for them.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>A little officer came past, walking with a very tall one.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Is that General Bailey?" called Captain Macfarlane.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Hullo, Macfarlane! I knew your voice," he
-replied, stopping.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Everything all right?" asked the Captain; and the
-Orphan remembered that this was Mr. Armstrong's
-cousin, and listened eagerly for what the General, who
-had just gone through this terribly anxious time, had
-to say.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"A pipeful of ship's tobacco, and I should be a
-happy man," was what he actually did say.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"I know where I can get some, sir," the Orphan
-interrupted. "Mr. Armstrong has plenty down at
-No. 3 Pier."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"There's a picket-boat waiting for you there,
-General. Mr. Orpen will show you the way.
-Everything all quiet when you left?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Everything. The Turks haven't stirred from their
-trenches; have hardly fired a shot all night. We've
-brought everyone back."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The Orphan piloted the General and his Staff Officer
-through the crowd of men round No. 3 Pier, and found
-Mr. Armstrong.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"General Bailey, sir; he wants a pipeful of ship's
-tobacco," he said, and left them there; hearing
-Mr. Armstrong's funny drawl: "You're—a—sort—of
-—cousin—of—mine—sir—your—brother—in—the—
-Navy—used—to—beat—me—thundering—hard—a—
-thundering—good—chap—take—the—whole—
-blessed—pouchful."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Bubbles!" the Orphan called, as he found the
-picket-boat, "I've brought you another General."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Put him down below in the cabin with 'Kaiser
-Bill'," Bubbles sang out laughingly. "What 'Kaiser
-Bill' doesn't know about looking after Generals isn't
-worth knowing."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The wind by now had increased to almost the force
-of a gale, and a most unpleasant sea was swirling in
-through the gap in No. 1 Pier—where the pontoon
-had been—and round and between the ends of the
-sunken "hulks". In spite of this, those "covering
-parties" were safely taken off; the clumsy
-motor-lighters pushed and shoved out past the "Outer
-Hulk" by tugs and picket-boats, and then there was
-nothing much to do until those men marching back
-from the left flank and Gully Beach arrived. The
-Orphan was sent with some of the beach party to
-bring down the "gear" from the "wireless" station,
-and when he came back he found a white-painted
-hospital motor-lighter alongside No. 3 Pier. The Army
-doctor in charge had asked to be given an opportunity
-of trying to save the most valuable of the surgical
-stores still left in the Casualty Clearing-stations, and
-now was up there with nearly a hundred R.A.M.C. orderlies,
-bringing down cases of surgical instruments
-and expensive apparatus as fast as they could. They
-had already filled two big ambulance wagons, and
-man-handled them down on to the beach, and
-everyone was helping to unload them.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>As a matter of fact, the last night of the evacuation
-had gone off so smoothly, in spite of the unfortunate
-change of weather, that people hardly realized that
-the original scheme had been drafted under the
-impression that the "covering parties" would probably
-have to fight their way back. The maxims in the
-picket-boats had been placed in them so that the
-picket-boats should try and cover the embarkation of
-those last few people who would rush down to the
-beach; the white-painted hospital lighter was there to,
-if possible, take off any wounded who could crawl or
-hobble to it.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>In the complete absence of any interference by the
-Turks this fact had been almost forgotten.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The Sapper working-parties, who had been sprinkling
-petrol over the Ordnance and Commissariat stores,
-now began to return, and set to work with pick-axes
-to smash the engines of some motor-lorries which had
-to be left behind, and rip their tyres to shreds.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The Orphan having nothing whatever to do, and
-feeling very tired, wandered down to No. 3 Pier and
-found Bubbles and his picket-boat.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"I say, Bubbles, got anything to eat?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Bubbles had. He produced a packet of sandwiches
-out of a haversack, and the crew brought the two of
-them a bowl of hot cocoa. They sat on the top of the
-picket-boat's cabin, and whilst they were munching
-away happily, they heard someone singing out: "'Ave
-you seen Mr. Orpen about?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>It was Plunky Bill's voice.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Hello! What d'you want?" the Orphan called;
-"I'm here."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Plunky Bill came aboard. "Beg pardon, sir; I
-thought as 'ow you and t'other young gen'l'man could
-do with a couple of army macintoshes. I've just
-'appened to come across two;" and he added
-confidentially: "If you'd like any more, I knows where I
-might be able to lay me 'ands on 'em."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Where did you get them?" they asked; but
-Plunky Bill only told them that "he'd been looking
-round a bit". "I'll just stick 'em alongside 'Kaiser
-Bill', and then they'll be safe. You'll find a couple
-of them there 'lectric torches in the pockets."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Whatever else have you got?" Bubbles laughed,
-seeing that he was bulged out with things.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Nothin' much, sir; nothin' but a few pairs of them
-injy-rubber trench boots, sir. It do seem such a
-shame to leave 'em for the Turks, and they'll come in
-'andy on board."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>He put these boots down below under the forepeak,
-and went away again, towards the beach.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"That makes up for the macintosh spoilt by
-that shell the other day," Bubbles said. "They're
-jolly good things; you can wear them in plain
-clothes."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>They did think of calling him back and asking, him
-to bring down some more for the rest of the gun-room,
-but a picket-boat came lurching alongside with the
-Sub in it, and in their eagerness to know whether he
-had managed to get off the last of those guns they
-forgot about macintoshes.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"They're half-way to Mudros by this time," the
-Sub shouted happily. "I'm off to tell the Skipper.
-What's the delay? What are we waiting for?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>They told him of the men from the left flank, and
-away he went.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>At about three o'clock the first destroyer came
-alongside the "Outer Hulk" and made fast. This
-would have been a difficult job in daylight, on account
-of the heavy sea which was running, the strong wind,
-a very strong current swirling down from the
-Dardanelles, the very limited space for manoeuvring, and
-the dangerous proximity of the lee shore. In the
-pitchy darkness of the night it was ten times as difficult.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Thank goodness, just about this time, the first of
-those men began to tramp down the road from the
-ridge, footsore and weary after their long and anxious
-march—long march, that is, for men who had spent
-so many weeks continually in trenches. The Orphan
-helped to guide them down to No. 3 Pier, and they
-limped into the waiting motor-lighters, and were
-taken across to the destroyer.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>By a quarter to four, not a single soldier remained
-on the Gallipoli Peninsula except a Sapper "demolition"
-party busy setting fire to the petrol-soaked
-stores, and waiting to ignite the fuses which should
-blow up the magazines containing all the ammunition
-and explosives which had to be abandoned.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>By four o'clock these Sappers had come back to the
-beach and embarked aboard a motor-lighter. The
-whole circle of the ridge above "W" beach and the
-slopes of the gully now began to flicker with little
-flames, and in an incredibly short time the strong
-wind fanned them until the whole place was a mass
-of roaring, crackling fire.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Captain Macfarlane, the few of his officers who had
-not yet gone off, and a few of his men, now collected
-at the end of No. 3 Pier, alongside which lay two
-steamboats and that white-painted motor-lighter laden
-with medical and surgical stores, a few injured men
-(including two soldiers with sprained ankles—actually
-the two last men to come down to "W" beach), and
-some R.A.M.C. orderlies. Bubbles, with his last load
-of military officers, with "Kaiser Bill" and the two
-macintoshes, had already gone out to sea, and was
-steaming across to Kephalo.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Those flames lighted up the whole of "W" beach
-in the most extraordinary manner, and everything all
-round was visible—the little group on the pier, the
-stones on the beach, a white-tilted ambulance wagon
-with its Red Cross, half-way down the beach, the broad
-road running up between the huge masses of flame,
-the white hospital tents, an abandoned motor-lorry
-with its engines destroyed and its tyres hacked to
-pieces, the white stones which marked the boundary
-of the Naval Camp, and even the two "cuttings"
-which led to the Naval Mess "dug-out". Out by
-the "hulks" some of those last soldiers could be
-seen still scrambling aboard the destroyer.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Captain Macfarlane gave the order for the hospital-lighter
-to shove off, and for everyone to embark, so
-the Sub, the Orphan, Mr. Armstrong, and many
-more crowded into one of those steamboats and started
-away. The time was now about ten minutes past
-four, and before they had gone a hundred yards the
-magazine on shore blew up. It contained all the
-explosives which it had not been possible to take off,
-and made the most earth-rending, stupendous noise,
-sending up a huge mass of flame like a volcano, and
-flaming masses flew gyrating and twisting like huge
-gigantic Chinese crackers high up into the sky and
-spreading far and wide in every direction.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"My—blooming—oath—what—price—that—for—fireworks!"
-drawled Mr. Armstrong.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Keep down! Keep down!" people shouted, as
-masses of rock came splashing into the water all round
-the steamboat, but none hit her; and as she turned
-round the end of the "Outer Hulk", on the inner side
-of which the destroyer and several motor-lighters
-still lay, crowded with troops, and faced the sea, the
-Orphan saw the other steamboat following, with
-Captain Macfarlane and the rest of his officers and
-men, and the white hospital lighter struggling out,
-with the water splashing up all round her, just as
-though she were under a heavy fire. A tremendous
-crackle of musketry broke out from the beach, and for
-a moment the Orphan thought that the Turks had
-come down to the ridge at last; but a Sapper officer
-in the boat told him that this was only the abandoned
-small-arm ammunition exploding.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Captain Macfarlane, passing them in his steamboat,
-sent them back to assist the hospital lighter if
-necessary; but she managed to make her way out safely, so
-in a few minutes they followed him.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Another destroyer waited for them outside; they
-saw her, steamed alongside, and climbed aboard with
-some difficulty owing to the heavy sea. The huge
-blaze on shore lighted up every face, and the first
-person the Orphan recognized was Dr. Gordon, the
-Volunteer Surgeon of the </span><em class="italics">Achates</em><span>.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"We've just had some pieces of rock fall on board,"
-he said, "but no one is hurt. How about you? They
-were falling all round your boat."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"What are you doing here, sir?" the Orphan asked.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"They've sent a doctor to every destroyer to-night.
-Thank God, everyone has got off safely! You go
-and lie down; you look absolutely 'played out'."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"We got off all the men and the last guns—the
-very last they intended to take off," the Orphan said.
-"Isn't that grand?" But he would not go and lie down.
-He stood watching the flames and the destroyer
-silhouetted against them, as she backed out to let another
-take her place and empty the remaining motor-lighters.
-The motor-lighters came out and headed into the
-heavy sea; the destroyer backed out and went ahead
-into safety, and the last that the Orphan saw was a
-solitary little picket-boat pushing her way in towards
-No. 3 Pier and the flames, to make a final search for
-anyone left there, and then coming out again.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>It was now about a quarter to five in the morning,
-and the marvellous evacuation had been successfully
-completed.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Then the Orphan staggered aft, crawled below,
-almost fell on to one of the leather cushions down in
-the ward-room, and went fast asleep.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Dr. Gordon, coming down a few minutes later,
-found him there, and felt his clothes. They were wet
-through, so he pulled a couple of blankets off a bunk
-and covered him up.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>By this time there were very few of the beach party
-or its officers who had not found somewhere to stretch
-themselves and go to sleep. The strain of those last
-ten days and nights had been very great—fourteen
-hours of hard work day and night for most of them;
-for some a great deal more—and even the Sub, strong
-as he was, could not have "stood" many more such
-days and nights without a rest.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>But the destroyer they were aboard had not finished
-her job. She and a cruiser now had to shepherd
-every tug, motor-lighter, trawler, and steamboat safely
-on its way across to Kephalo—especially those
-troublesome motor-lighters, which behaved so badly in a
-heavy sea. She went up the Straits, past "V" beach,
-where the fires blazing there showed up the castle
-walls of Sedd-el-Bahr and the poor old </span><em class="italics">River Clyde</em><span>;
-steamed up as far as Morto Bay to see that no craft of
-any kind had been left behind; and it was not until
-nearly seven o'clock, and after the Turks had been
-shelling the beaches for nearly two hours, both from
-Achi Baba and the Asiatic shore, that she started
-away for Kephalo. By eight o'clock she ran into
-that crowded harbour.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The </span><em class="italics">Achates</em><span> had left for Mudros several days
-previously, and thither Dr. Gordon, the Sub, Bubbles,
-the Orphan, and "Kaiser Bill" followed her late that
-afternoon in the troop-carrier </span><em class="italics">Ermine</em><span>. As this plucky
-little steamer passed Cape Tekke and Cape Helles the
-fires still raged, and a cruiser, a monitor, and two
-destroyers were bombarding the shore.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>When the Orphan looked his last at Gallipoli
-Peninsula, as the </span><em class="italics">Ermine</em><span> steamed away to the west, the
-cliffs of Cape Tekke glowed in the rays of the setting
-sun, with a great pall of black smoke above them, the
-masts of the sunken hulks at their feet, our own shells
-were bursting on the beaches, and a huge splash leapt
-up under the stern of the cruiser as a shell from
-"Asiatic Annie" fell into the sea close to her.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>By nine o'clock, after a wet and "bumpy" passage
-through the head sea left by last night's gale, the Sub,
-Bubbles, and the Orphan found themselves once more
-in the Honourable Mess, where everybody asked
-hundreds of questions at the same time, and where
-Barnes soon had a glorious "feed" waiting for them.
-Fletcher, the stoker, had come aft directly they reached
-the ship, to find out whether they had brought the
-tortoise back safely.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"It was all due to him," the Orphan told Fletcher
-joyfully. "You said he would bring good luck, and
-he has."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Kaiser Bill", however, did not show the slightest
-interest in getting back to the ship or his owner, and
-refused even to put out his head.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"His nerves are a bit out of order, I expect," Uncle
-Podger suggested.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"You should have seen him 'duck' when he heard
-the shells burst!" the Orphan laughed. "You're a
-bigger funk than I am; aren't you, old 'Kaiser Bill'?"</span></p>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 4em">
-</div>
-<p class="center pfirst" id="the-achates-returns-to-malta"><span class="bold large">CHAPTER XXV</span></p>
-<p class="center pnext"><span class="bold large">The "Achates" Returns to Malta</span></p>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 2em">
-</div>
-<p class="pfirst"><span>At nine o'clock on Sunday morning, the 9th January,
-a general "wireless" signal was made by the Naval
-Commander-in-Chief—"Helles evacuated successfully";
-and every battleship, scout, sloop, and destroyer
-scattered widely over the Eastern Mediterranean
-received the welcome news at the same moment.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The greatest enthusiasm prevailed among the whole
-fleet, for everyone realized that though the evacuation
-was actually a retreat, yet it had been a wonderful
-achievement in the face of difficulties which had at
-one time seemed insuperable; moreover, it set free a
-large and seasoned army for employment elsewhere.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>When, later on in the day, the officers and men
-who had taken part in the evacuation returned to their
-own ships at Mudros with yarns of last night's adventures,
-everyone marvelled how it had been possible to
-hoodwink the wily Turk a second time so completely,
-and to do so in the teeth of that south-west gale.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>In the gun-room of the </span><em class="italics">Achates</em><span> that night, the Sub,
-Bubbles, and the Orphan tried to answer questions
-and eat at the same time.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"It was that south-west wind that sprang up," the
-Lamp-post said. "Directly it started blowing, the
-Turks thought to themselves, 'Well, they won't try
-to slip away to-night, at any rate', got out their
-hubble-bubble pipes, and began playing 'patience'."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"You must have been there, old Lampy," Uncle
-Podger laughed. "Was it pretty to watch? What
-kind of patience did they play?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"You know what I mean," the Lamp-post said.
-"Don't try to be funny."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"I believe he's right," the Sub said, with his mouth
-full. "My jumping Jimmies, didn't we have luck?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The China Doll sat listening, with his eyes opening
-and shutting, and his mouth wide open, fearfully
-excited, especially when the Orphan, in the interval of
-"Another helping, please, Barnes!" told them all
-about the shells coming into the "dug-outs", and
-the third one which just missed Bubbles outside the
-kitchen door.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>In the middle of all this, the Pimple rushed in,
-shouting: "We're off to Malta! Off to Malta to
-refit! The signal has just come through! As soon
-as ever we get back all our men, off we go! You can't
-say I don't bring you news, can you?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>In a moment the evacuation, and the bursting shells,
-and all the thrilling adventures—even the two
-macintoshes and electric torches looted by Plunky
-Bill—had been entirely forgotten. They all yelled with joy,
-and wondered how long the </span><em class="italics">Achates</em><span> would remain at
-Malta, where she would go afterwards, and what ships
-would be there for them to challenge at cricket or
-hockey.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"You'll have to give me that dinner there, Rawlins,
-old chap," grinned the Lamp-post, referring to the
-"race" in their "water-beetles".</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Ra-ther!" said Rawlins. "We'll have a regular
-slap-up 'eat-till-you-burst' show at the Club, won't we?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Dr. Gordon put his head into the gun-room to see
-whether Bubbles and the Orphan had finished "feeding"
-and were ready to come for'ard to the sick-bay
-and have their slight wounds properly dressed. But
-no one could worry about little things like that—now.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Come in, sir! Come in!" they shouted. "Isn't
-it grand about Malta? Where do you think we'll go
-afterwards?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"I don't know; I haven't the faintest idea,"
-Dr. Gordon answered in his nervous way.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Hadn't we better have a bath first, sir?" the two
-wounded warriors asked him. "We want one
-frightfully badly."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"All right," Dr. Gordon smiled. "I'll get the
-bandages and things into my cabin. Come along
-there, afterwards."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>They had their baths, they had their scratches
-dressed; and then it was simply no use to try—they
-could not keep awake any longer, and they turned
-into their hammocks—on the half-deck—and slept like
-logs; though not before the Pimple, shaking Bubbles,
-told him that he must keep the forenoon watch next
-day. "I've been keeping double watches ever since
-you went skylarking over at Helles," he complained.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Oh, bother you!" Bubbles groaned, and went to sleep.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Next morning, as Bubbles kept his "forenoon",
-the Orphan came to talk to him. He had a great idea
-of doing something for "Kaiser Bill", "so that he
-should always remember how he'd brought luck
-wherever he went, and all the righting and things he'd
-been through". They had a very long and secret
-conversation, and then the Orphan, saying: "I'm
-certain I can get it made on board—there's a stoker
-petty officer who says he can do it—I'll go and see
-him now," went away again.</span></p>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 2em">
-</div>
-<p class="pfirst"><span>Three days later, just before sunset, the </span><em class="italics">Achates</em><span>
-steamed out through the "gate" in the double row of
-submarine nets, left Mudros for the last time, and
-commenced to zigzag her way to Malta.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>In the ward-room that night the Sub dined with
-Mr. Meredith, and the Orphan dined with the War
-Baby, sitting next to Dr. O'Neill, the Fleet-Surgeon,
-who was so delighted at getting away from the
-Dardanelles that he actually made himself quite agreeable.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Not so much of the 'rats-in-a-trap' now, Doc,"
-the cheery Fleet-Paymaster called across the table.
-"More of the 'bird-in-a-gilded-cage', eh? Don't
-cheer up too soon; we shall be right in the thick of
-the submarines to-night and to-morrow. You'd better
-blow up your safety waistcoat."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"That's all right, Pay. It's hanging up in my
-cabin, blown up tight."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Good! I'll know where to steal it," grinned the
-Fleet-Paymaster.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>After dinner the other gun-room officers were invited
-to come along and start a "sing-song". They came
-in, and the Lamp-post, itching to get at the piano,
-was stuck down in front of it and told to play.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>As his fingers drew music from the battered,
-uncared-for old instrument, he lost himself in another
-world altogether. He didn't hear the Navigator
-asking why the China Doll had not come; or the Pimple
-and Rawlins say: "Oh, we forgot him; we left him
-in the gun-room"; nor notice them rush away with
-the Orphan, Bubbles, and the War Baby, and bring
-back the Assistant Clerk lashed in a bamboo stretcher,
-with a big cardboard label—pointing the wrong
-way—"This side up. Fragile—with care."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>They rushed him through the ward-room door, his
-squeals drowned by their shouts and the Lamp-posts
-music, and stood him upside down on his head,
-against the table.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"He's frightfully fragile! Listen how he cracks if
-you touch him!" And the Pimple nipped his ankle,
-the poor China Doll giving a squeak of pain.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"That's hardly comfortable, is it?" Dr. Gordon
-suggested.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Well, look at the label, sir. 'This side up', so
-it must be right," they laughed. But Dr. Gordon
-made them unbuckle the stretcher and take it away,
-whilst the China Doll was "stood up" the right way,
-blinking his eyes, and opening and shutting his
-mouth. "Look at his lovely pink socks!" they cried,
-pulling up his trouser legs. "Aren't they pretty?" But
-the Assistant Clerk, with a frightened look at the
-Sub, who had forbidden him to wear them in uniform,
-tried to hide them.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The Lamp-post stopped playing and "came to
-earth" again.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"It's simply marvellous how you do it, old Lampy,"
-said Uncle Podger, who had listened to every note.
-"That right hand of yours gave those black notes the
-time of their life; your left hand simply wasn't in
-it—never had a look in. You ought to give it a good
-start next time."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Don't be an ass!" the Lamp-post smiled.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Then Mr. Meredith had to sing, and everyone
-joined in the chorus. After that the China Doll,
-pretending to be very shy, was pulled forward, and
-bleated some song like "Put me among the Girls",
-and received such an ovation for his silly performance,
-and became so highly delighted with himself and his
-popularity, that he thought he'd brave the Sub's
-displeasure, and not creep away and change those pink
-socks as he had intended to do.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The Commander went off to bed very soon; but just
-as the last chorus of "The Midshipmite" came to a
-tremendous end, the door opened, and in came Captain
-Macfarlane, smoking a cigar.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Everyone stood up.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Have a whisky and soda, sir?" the Fleet-Paymaster
-and Navigator asked him. "We're having
-a sing-song."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"I thought I heard a slight noise," smiled the
-Captain tugging at his pointed, yellow beard. "May I
-ask what </span><em class="italics">you</em><span> are doing, Mr. Chaplain?" The little
-Padre happened to be taking lessons from the Sub
-as to how best to crawl through the back of one of
-the ward-room chairs, and had just got himself
-firmly wedged in, unable to move the chair up or
-down.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"I can </span><em class="italics">nearly</em><span> do it, sir," he said, standing up with
-the back of the chair round his chest, and his usually
-pale face almost purple.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Nearly do it, Mr. Chaplain! nearly do it! How
-long have you been in the Service? I'll show you how
-to do it properly;" and throwing off his mess-jacket,
-and placing his cigar in safety, Captain Macfarlane
-wriggled his head and shoulders through the back of
-another chair, and slipped it down to his feet in half a
-minute.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"It's very easily done, Mr. Chaplain," he said, just
-a little out of breath, as he resumed his cigar.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"It's all very well for you, sir. You are thin all
-the way down—the Padre's only thin 'up topsides'."
-the Navigator laughed.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The Captain sang a song, and joined in the choruses
-of others till the time came for his usual visit to the
-bridge. Then he put on his mess-jacket and wished
-them all "good night".</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Good night, sir!" everyone said, standing up as
-he went away.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>After this the sing-song became a little more
-boisterous, until finally the climax came when the
-Fleet-Paymaster, bursting in with a cushion he had
-borrowed from the Padre's cabin, endeavoured to score
-a "try" between the legs of the piano. He was
-forced into touch, banged against the ship's side,
-the cushion seized, and a most delightful game of
-Rugby football followed.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Dr. Gordon had a little work to do—mending
-people—afterwards, whilst the sing-song gradually
-broke up, the clamour subsided, and one after the
-other all went away to turn in, and peace and
-quietness reigned once more.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>On the way back to the gun-room the Sub asked
-Uncle Podger to come into his cabin.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Look here, Uncle, that youngster of yours took
-advantage of my dining in the ward-room to-night to
-wear those pink socks. I don't care a tinker's curse
-if he wears all the colours of the rainbow </span><em class="italics">out</em><span> of
-uniform, but I had told him not to do so </span><em class="italics">in</em><span> uniform.
-It's just this: the snotties—all of us—are spoiling him,
-treating him like a plaything or a little girl. He
-can't even talk sensibly now, or make an ordinary
-remark without saying something silly to try and
-make us laugh at him. He wore those socks to-night
-to make the snotties laugh at him and "rag" him;
-and that silly song he sang, and that silly blinking of
-his eyes when the ward-room officers clapped him—well,
-it's got to be stopped. What a horrible time he
-will have, when he goes to another ship and tries his
-baby tricks there! and what will he be like when he
-grows up? He's a good little chap, really, and as
-plucky as paint at sports. We </span><em class="italics">must</em><span> do something."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"I don't know," Uncle Podger reflected. "I feel
-just as you do. He's being absolutely spoiled. He's
-absolutely useless in the office; I do believe he spends
-his time thinking of what he can do next to make
-them laugh at him. They were talking at dinner
-to-night of getting up a gun-room court martial and
-trying him one night before we get to Malta. The snotties
-knew you had ordered him not to wear those socks,
-and thought of trying him for that. The China
-Doll thinks he's going to have the time of his life."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Right," said the Sub, "and I'll take 'President';
-he </span><em class="italics">shall</em><span> have the time of his life."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"You won't be too hard on him?" Uncle Podger
-asked, a little anxiously.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Right-o, old chap! Good night! I won't break him."</span></p>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 2em">
-</div>
-<p class="pfirst"><span>By the next morning the </span><em class="italics">Achates</em><span> had passed
-through the narrow Doro channel, where so many
-ships had been attacked by submarines, and
-zigzagged her way along the coast of Greece. In the
-gun-room, great preparations were made for the China
-Doll's court martial, which would be really done
-"top-hole" fashion now that the Sub had offered to be
-"President". All details were settled that afternoon.
-The Orphan must be "Prisoner's Friend", and Uncle
-Podger "Judge-Advocate". The War Baby had
-been asked to dine as the guest of the Honourable
-Mess, and afterwards to act as "Provost-Marshal",
-"Master-at-Arms", "Second Executioner", and
-"Prisoner's Escort". The Pimple appointed himself
-"First Executioner", and Rawlins and the Hun
-appointed themselves "Comic Jailers". But the Hun,
-who had not been well for some days, had again to be
-put on the sick-list and be slung in a cot on the
-half-deck, so that Bubbles took his place as "Second
-Jailer". The Lamp-post, of course, would be the
-"Prosecutor", and make up a really funny speech.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Before dinner they shifted the Hun in his cot, and
-slung him just outside the gun-room door so that he
-could look in and see the fun. "You'll have to be
-the 'crowd'," they told him, "and groan and hoot
-when the 'Prisoner' is dragged in or out—that is,
-if you feel well enough, old Hun."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>They had a grand, cheery dinner, the most cheery
-and noisy since the ship had left Ieros; they entirely
-forgot Cape Helles or Suvla, the shells or the
-submarines. The China Doll simply giggled with
-excitement all the time. He longed for the trial to
-begin, and for himself to be the central figure and be
-able to "answer back" so cheekily.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>When the meal was at last finished and everything
-cleared away, he helped to carry in the Master-at-Arms'
-table, and stood it across the top of the Mess,
-in front of the sideboard, for the Sub to sit behind as
-"Judge" and "President"; he helped bring in the
-Padre's reading-desk to make the witness-box, and he
-cleared all the litter of coats and boots from the brass
-"beading", or fender, which surrounded the place
-where the stove had stood in the old days. This was
-to be the Bar, and he would have to stand in the
-middle of it, facing the witness-box, with a "Jailer"
-on each side of him, and the War Baby, with his
-very long sword, behind him.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>He himself had no sword, and would not be
-entitled to one until he reached the exalted rank of
-Clerk, so he was ordered to provide himself with a
-pen from the ship's office to take its place.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Directly after "Commander's rounds" at nine
-o'clock, the "Court" was "cleared", and the China
-Doll, trembling with excitement, was sent to stand
-by his sea-chest until the "Jailers" and the
-"Master-at-Arms" came for him.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Punctually at ten past nine the War Baby, in
-helmet, tunic, and those beautiful scarlet-striped
-trousers of his, his long sword at the "carry", did the
-"goose step" solemnly along the half-deck, followed
-by Bubbles and Rawlins, their helmets on, the wrong
-way round, their monkey-jackets stuffed out with
-swimming-belts to make them look more "funny", and
-their drawn dirks in their hands. They dragged
-behind them the chain from one of the hatchway
-ladders, and having snapped a pair of handcuffs
-round the China Doll's wrists, lashed his arms to his
-side with the chain.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Then they escorted him solemnly back to the
-gun-room, amidst derisive shouts of "Go it, pickpocket!
-Wearer of Pink Socks! Booh! Pooh! Booh!" from
-the "crowd"—the Hun in his cot outside the gun-room door.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Behind the little table sat the Sub, smoking his
-pipe—that office pen, which represented the "Prisoner's"
-sword, and the gun-room cane in front of him. On
-his left, at the end of the little table, sat Uncle Podger
-with his "cocked" hat on, his sword between his
-knees, and a roll of papers in his hands. In front
-and on the right of the "Judge" was the stove fender
-for the "Prisoner at the Bar", and in front and on
-the left, the Padre's reading-desk, laden with a pile of
-volumes of Chambers's </span><em class="italics">Encyclopædia</em><span>, borrowed from
-the ward-room. The Lamp-post, as "Prosecutor",
-leant "gracefully" against it.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Behind the "Judge" stood the Pimple—a black
-mask hiding most of his face—brandishing a huge
-meat-chopper, kindly lent by the marine butcher.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The Orphan had vanished.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The China Doll was now marched to the Bar.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Attention! Silence in Court!" shouted the War
-Baby in a shrill falsetto; and the two "Jailers",
-standing on each side of the China Doll, repeated it after
-him, trying to make funny faces, and jerking the ends
-of the chain coiled round the "Prisoner's" chest,
-whilst that luckless youth opened and shut his eyes,
-and kept saying: "Shut up! you're hurting!"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Silence, or comparative silence, having been
-obtained, Uncle Podger gravely read, from a long roll
-of paper, the horrible charge: "Whereas, Mr. Charles
-Stokes, commonly known as the China Doll, did,
-after being duly warned and cautioned not to wear
-pink socks"—(loud "booing" from the "crowd", and
-a request from the "crowd" for his cot to be shifted
-a little farther for'ard, so that he could see better).</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>After this interruption, and the Court had settled
-down again, the "Judge-Advocate" resumed: "pink
-socks, not in accordance with the Uniform Regulations
-of His Majesty's Navy, and also infringing the
-customs of the Honourable Mess, and being distasteful
-to the Honourable Members thereof, and did
-indulge this noxious habit on sundry and divers
-occasions, to wit, notably at dinner on the thirteenth day
-of the first month of the year nineteen hundred and
-sixteen; therefore, the aforesaid Mr. Charles Stokes be
-now brought before a Court Martial, duly assembled,
-and his crime diligently, and with all due formality,
-examined into, and death or other such punishment
-as be deemed necessary, awarded."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Prisoner at the Bar," the "Judge-Advocate" began
-sternly—("Tremble, China Doll," Rawlins implored
-in a whisper. "Shake the chain and the
-handcuffs.")—"having heard the grave charge, do you plead
-guilty or not guilty?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Guilty, my Lord," squeaked the "Prisoner",
-knowing that this was just what no one would want
-him to say.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"The 'Prisoner at the Bar' pleads 'Not guilty'—not
-guilty, my Lord!'" shrieked the "Provost-Marshal",
-"Master-at-Arms", "Second Executioner",
-and "Prisoner's Escort", all rolled in one, waving
-his long sword; the two comic "Jailers" joined in to
-drown the "Prisoner's" voice.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>There was now heard, from the deck outside, shouts
-of "Justice! Justice!" and a rather mild "booing"
-from the "crowd"; in rushed the Orphan and struck
-an attitude. "Am I too late to save my young
-friend's life?" he cried tragically, holding one hand
-against the front of his monkey-jacket, beneath which
-something bulged out. "The prisoner pleads 'Not
-guilty, my Lord!' and I am here to prove his innocence.
-Fleeing from the Dardanelles, flying from the
-post of danger, I—I—I—— Oh, hang it all; I can't
-remember any more!"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>So down the Orphan sat, amidst groans from the
-"Jailers", the "First and Second Executioners", and
-the "crowd" outside.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"The 'Prisoner at the Bar' having pleaded 'Not
-guilty, my Lord!'" continued the "Judge-Advocate",
-"I will now request my honourable friend,
-'Mr. Prosecutor', to proceed."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>So the Lamp-post, having cleared his throat several
-times, and fixed the "Prisoner" with an "eagle
-glance", before which the China Doll's knees shook
-in the most realistic manner, proceeded: "My Lord,
-in my researches among my legal books" (here he
-rested his hand on the Encyclopædia) "I find but little
-mention of socks, and none of pink socks, which is
-sufficient proof that the crime, of which the 'Prisoner
-at the Bar' is charged, is one of a unique and most
-dangerous character. But" (and he banged the
-reading-desk) "in the article on 'Dyes' I find this: 'Pink
-dye is produced from coal-tar'"—(great sensation in
-Court; Bubbles pretended to faint against the bulkhead;
-the Pimple waved the meat-chopper so close to
-the "Judge's" head that he was told to put it down in
-the corner; and there was prolonged hissing from the
-"crowd").</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Then the "Prosecutor", lightly touching on coal-tar
-soap, tarred roads—their advantage to motors and
-disadvantage to the fish in the streams which ran
-alongside them, briefly mentioned the good old custom
-of "tar and feathering", which he trusted the Court
-would inflict on the wretched "Prisoner at the Bar".
-"These," he said, suddenly holding aloft the two
-incriminating socks, "are the abominated vestments
-or 'what-nots' owned and worn by that trembling,
-terrified tadpole, that cringing criminal in the dock.
-I will now, my Lord, proceed to call my witnesses."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"You're doing it spiffingly!" whispered Rawlins
-to the China Doll. "If you could only wink up a
-tear, and shake the chains a bit more!"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>One by one, Uncle Podger, the "Jailers", and
-Barnes (in his shirt-sleeves) were called to the
-reading-desk, sworn on the office copy of the King's
-Regulations and Admiralty Instructions, and each
-identified those socks as having been worn by the
-"Prisoner" on the occasion in question. The War
-Baby further gave evidence that he had found them
-that night concealed in the "Prisoner's" chest.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The Orphan, with some hazy idea of judicial
-procedure, tried unsuccessfully to obtain a hearing. At
-last he was heard to say: "That the 'Prisoner at the
-Bar' denied ever having seen them before; that
-having been brought up from the tenderest age on 'Pink
-Pills for Pale Piccaninnies', he so abominated that
-colour that he invariably fainted on seeing it". Here,
-with his free hand (for the other hand still clasped
-the bulge beneath his monkey-jacket), he seized the
-pink socks from the "Prosecutor" and held them in
-front of the "Prisoner's" face.</span></p>
-<div class="align-center auto-scaled figure margin" style="width: 66%" id="figure-69">
-<span id="the-gun-room-court-martial-on-the-china-doll"></span><img class="align-center block" style="display: block; width: 100%" alt="THE GUN-ROOM COURT MARTIAL ON THE CHINA DOLL." src="images/img-410.jpg" />
-<div class="caption centerleft figure-caption margin">
-<span class="italics">THE GUN-ROOM COURT MARTIAL ON THE CHINA DOLL.</span></div>
-</div>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The China Doll promptly fell back into the arms
-of the "Jailers" and "Provost-Marshal".</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"See, my Lord!" and the Orphan pointed triumphantly
-(as Rawlins whispered, "Keep on fainting—I'll
-tell you when to stop"); "can the Court require
-further proof of his innocence?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>("Yes! Yes! Booh! Booh! Yah!" from the
-"crowd" and the Pimple.)</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Then I will produce the real criminal, the owner
-of those hateful socks;" and putting his hand inside
-his monkey-jacket, the Orphan drew out "Kaiser
-Bill", with his head out and legs dangling from his
-shell.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"There he is! Come to save the innocent life of
-that young officer—at the risk of his own shell!" (Tremendous
-sensation in Court; the "Jailers" flung their
-arms round each other and wept loudly—even the
-"Judge" smiled as he refilled his pipe.)</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"I will now confront him with those socks, and
-the Court will see him recognize them," went on the
-Orphan, and dangled a sock in front of "Kaiser Bill".
-Unfortunately, just at that moment the Pimple dropped
-the meat-chopper, and "Kaiser Bill", thinking,
-probably, that "Asiatic Annie" was getting busy again,
-promptly "ducked" inside his shell, and nothing
-would induce him to come out again.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The Lamp-post banged the reading-desk. "My
-Lord, you have seen for yourself that the Witness
-for the Defence refuses to perjure himself: the case is
-clear; I submit that the charge is proved."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>In the general clamour and booing which followed,
-the China Doll endeavoured to make himself heard;
-but every time he opened his mouth, Rawlins or
-Bubbles slapped a wet sponge (thoughtfully provided
-by the Pimple) over his mouth, and the War Baby
-sawed gently at his neck with his sword.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Amid the general uproar, the Orphan was understood
-to be pleading for the clemency of the Court.
-"The 'Prisoner at the Bar'," he was heard to say,
-"resolved, at a tender age, to devote his life to his
-King and Country, and, leaving several disconsolate,
-doting wives and children to mourn his loss, had come
-to sea to make toast for the Honourable Mess."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"But he doesn't make it now; he never did! He
-always ate it himself!" yelled the "Jailers", the
-"First Executioner", and the "crowd".</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"I look to the justice of the Court to acquit the
-miserable little worm—I mean, this gallant and
-impetuous officer—of the foul charge
-which—which—which—— Oh, hang it all! I've
-forgotten what comes
-next," the Orphan said, and, amidst "loud and
-prolonged cheering" from the Hun in his cot outside,
-sat down on the gun-room table with "Kaiser Bill"
-on his knees.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The Sub banged the table. "Has the 'Prisoner at
-the Bar' anything to say in his defence?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The China Doll, thinking that at last the time had
-come for him to make the funny remarks he expected
-everyone to laugh at, began, in his most squeaky
-voice, his eyes opening and shutting: "My Lord,
-old Lampy is——"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"The Prosecutor! the Prosecutor!" they all shouted,
-whilst the "Jailers" clapped the sponge over his
-mouth.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Is an ass!" shrieked the China Doll, struggling free.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Muzzle the 'Prisoner'! Shove the sponge in his
-mouth! Cut his head off!" shouted the "Jailers", the
-"Provost-Marshal", the "First Executioner", and the
-"crowd".</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The Sub banged the table for silence, and roared:
-"'Provost-Marshal', remove the 'Prisoner', and send
-back the 'Jailers'!" Whereupon the China Doll was
-lifted up, kicking and squeaking, and taken out into
-the half-deck, the War Baby keeping guard whilst
-the two "Comic Jailers" came back.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Now look here," began the Sub, "we've had too
-much of this fooling of the Assistant Clerk. He's not
-a bad little chap, and we're simply spoiling him. He
-thinks of nothing but how he can make us laugh at
-him. When he goes to another ship he'll have a
-rotten time, and grow up to be a 'rotter'. He wore
-those pink socks after I had told him not to do so, and
-to make you laugh at him all the more. Now all this
-'rot' has to stop—from this very moment. He is not
-to be called China Doll any longer—the name will
-stick to him, and sooner or later spoil him. Stokes
-is his name, and Stokes—and nothing else—nothing
-else, do you understand?—you will call him in future.
-You can 'scrap' with him as much as you like, but
-you are to talk sensibly to him—and you are never
-again to call him China Doll. Go and fetch the
-'Prisoner'."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The snotties never expected any ending like this,
-and, rather bewildered, brought back the excited
-Mr. Stokes.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Take off those handcuffs and foolhardy chains,"
-the Sub called out, "and bring Mr. Stokes over here."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The Assistant Clerk stood opposite the Sub, wondering
-why the others didn't giggle at the abject look
-of silly fright he tried to show.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Stand up when I speak to you!" growled the
-Sub, and the Assistant Clerk straightened himself and
-looked frightened—naturally; he didn't know what
-was the matter.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"I have taken 'President of the Court' to-night,
-Mr. Stokes," the Sub began sternly, "and let you have
-your fun out of it, but I am going to say a few things
-to you which you are to remember. If you intend to
-become a credit to yourself and the Navy you must
-learn to obey orders—that is the first thing. Then
-you must learn to be manly, which you are not trying
-to do here. If you hadn't been just a silly, little
-puppy I should have beaten you; but from now on,
-you are to be called by your proper name—Stokes—and
-by nothing else—and—and—dash it all—come
-with me to my cabin and talk it over."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Ten minutes later they both came back, the
-Assistant Clerk looking as if he had shed tears.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The Sub put his hand on his shoulder. "Have a
-drink, Stokes?" and Mr. Stokes looking up, with a
-suspicion of a tremble on his lips, said: "Thank you,
-sir, I should like a ginger beer."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Barnes!" called the Sub; "bring me a whisky
-and soda, and a ginger beer for Mr. Stokes."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The others kept very quiet.</span></p>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 2em">
-</div>
-<p class="pfirst"><span>The evening after that court martial had taken place,
-and just before dinner, Bubbles and the Orphan,
-vastly excited, knocked at the door of the Sub's cabin.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"We've had this made for 'Kaiser Bill'," they
-both began saying, bursting in. "Could we get
-Fletcher and the tortoise down to the gun-room after
-dinner, and present it to him—properly?" and they
-pulled out a brass cross, shaped like a German "Iron
-Cross", suspended on a piece of coloured ribbon with
-a proper brooch and four "clasps".</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The Sub examined it, smiling as he read on one
-side of the cross "Kaiser Bill—the Tortoise", on the
-other "Good Luck"; and on the clasps: "</span><em class="italics">Achates</em><span>,
-1915-16"—"Smyrna"—"'W' beach"—and on the
-fourth—a very broad one: "Evacuation, Suvla—Helles".</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"We got it made on board," they said. "Haven't
-they done it well?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Where did you get the ribbon?" he asked.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Off the War Baby's straw hat. He'll never want
-it. Can we tell Fletcher to come down after dinner,
-and will you give 'Kaiser Bill' the medal? It would
-be best to come from you."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"All right; tell him to come to the gun-room after
-'rounds'."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>So off they rushed.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Just after nine o'clock old Fletcher came aft with
-the tortoise. They all met him outside, escorted him
-into the gun-room, and made him sit down in the one
-easy-chair, with the tortoise on his knees.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Then the Sub said: "We've had a medal made for
-'Kaiser Bill', Fletcher; we thought you'd like to
-have it, just to remember what he had been through,
-and remind you about it later on."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The old stoker took the medal and its clasps, pulled
-his gold spectacles out of their case from inside his
-"jumper", fixed them on his nose, and beamed when
-he read the inscriptions. "Thank you very much,
-gentlemen! Thank you all, very much! I'll take it
-home with me, and I hope I'll take 'Kaiser Bill'
-home too. He did bring luck, didn't he? If we'd
-only had him with us, that last time in the picket-boat,
-we shouldn't have lost her. Should we, sir?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Then Stokes, very nervous because this was his
-first public appearance under his real name, stuttered:
-"And, Fletcher, the Sub wants me to give you this
-box of cigars; he thinks 'Kaiser Bill' likes the smell
-of cigar smoke!"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"It's very kind of you all; thank you very much,
-gentlemen;" and the old stoker, beaming at them
-through his gold spectacles, added, artlessly: "If
-'Kaiser Bill' doesn't enjoy the smell of them, I
-know someone who does. Thank you all, very much
-indeed!"</span></p>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 2em">
-</div>
-<p class="pfirst"><span>Next morning, just after daybreak, every one of the
-midshipmen (except the Hun in his cot) came on
-deck to see the old walls of Malta standing up out of
-the glittering sea, ahead of the ship.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>As they watched, and chaffed Rawlins about the
-dinner he had to "stand" the Lamp-post at the Club,
-the messenger-boy from the "wireless" room brought
-aft the usual morning "Wireless Press News".</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Beg pardon, sir, but there's something about you
-this morning," he said, coming up to the Orphan.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"About me! What d'you mean?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"There, sir," and the messenger-boy pointed to the
-end of the last page.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>They all crowded round the Orphan, who read:
-"The following additional Naval honours appeared
-in last night's </span><em class="italics">Gazette</em><span>", and at the end of the list
-came—and the Orphan's head buzzed—"Distinguished
-Service Cross—Midshipman Vincent Orpen".</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>For a minute he wondered whether it was possible
-that there could be another midshipman of the same
-name; but whilst the others thumped him on the back
-and congratulated him, another messenger came flying
-down from the bridge: "The Captain wants you, sir,
-at once."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Not knowing whether he was on his head or his
-heels, the Orphan flew up to the fore bridge.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Captain Macfarlane smiled at him and tugged his
-beard.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Is it really true, sir?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"I imagine so; I sent your name in."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"What's it for, sir?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"I think, Mr. Orpen, for working that maxim in
-your picket-boat, at Ajano."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Thank you awfully, sir! but Plunky Bill was
-wounded twice, sir."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Was he the seaman who fired it before you 'took
-on'?" asked the Captain.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Yes, sir; he was hit twice before he gave up."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"I think, Mr. Orpen, you'll find that he has not
-been forgotten."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Thank you, sir, awfully! I—I—must go and tell
-the Hun and the Sub—won't they be pleased?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The Orphan thereupon dashed down the bridge ladder.</span></p>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 4em">
-</div>
-<p class="center pfirst"><span class="small">PRINTED IN GREAT BRITAIN
-<br /></span><em class="italics small">At the Villafield Press, Glasgow, Scotland</em></p>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 4em">
-</div>
-<div class="align-center auto-scaled figure margin" style="width: 92%" id="figure-70">
-<span id="sketch-map-of-gallipoli-and-the-dardanelles"></span><img class="align-center block" style="display: block; width: 100%" alt="Sketch map of Gallipoli and The Dardanelles" src="images/img-416.jpg" />
-<div class="caption centerleft figure-caption margin">
-<span class="italics">Sketch map of Gallipoli and The Dardanelles</span></div>
-</div>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 4em">
-</div>
-<p class="center pfirst"><span>*      *      *      *      *      *      *      *</span></p>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 4em">
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