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+<div>*** START OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK 45712 ***</div>
+<h1>The Project Gutenberg eBook, A Leisurely Tour in England, by James John
+Hissey</h1>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<table border="0" style="background-color: #ccccff;margin: 0 auto;" cellpadding="10">
+ <tr>
+ <td valign="top">
+ Note:
+ </td>
+ <td>
+ Images of the original pages are available through
+ Internet Archive/American Libraries. See
+ <a href="https://archive.org/details/leisurelytourine00hiss">
+ https://archive.org/details/leisurelytourine00hiss</a>
+ </td>
+ </tr>
+</table>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<hr class="full" />
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<div class="body">
+<div class="figcenter">
+ <img src="images/cover.jpg" width="350" height="431" alt="" />
+</div>
+
+<hr class="chap" />
+
+<div class="break">
+
+<p class="pn center p2 giant">A LEISURELY<br />
+
+TOUR<br />
+
+<span class="small">IN</span><br />
+
+ENGLAND</p>
+
+
+<div class="figcenter">
+ <img src="images/ill-001a.jpg" width="200" height="39"
+ alt=""
+ title="" />
+</div>
+
+<p class="pn center xlarge">HISSEY</p>
+
+<div class="figcenter">
+ <img src="images/ill-001b.jpg" width="200" height="138"
+ alt=""
+ title="" />
+</div>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_i" id="Page_i">[Pg i]</a></span></p>
+
+</div>
+
+<div class="break">
+
+<div class="adv p4">
+
+<p class="pn center mid"><b>BY THE SAME AUTHOR</b></p>
+
+
+<p class="pa1 p2">THE CHARM OF THE ROAD.</p>
+<p class="pa2"><i>England and Wales.</i></p>
+
+<p class="pa1">AN ENGLISH HOLIDAY.</p>
+
+<p class="pa1">UNTRAVELLED ENGLAND.</p>
+
+<p class="pa1">OVER FEN AND WOLD.</p>
+<p class="pa2"><i>London to Lincolnshire and Back.</i></p>
+
+<p class="pa1">ON SOUTHERN ENGLISH ROADS.</p>
+
+<p class="pa1">THROUGH TEN ENGLISH COUNTIES.</p>
+
+<p class="pa1">ACROSS ENGLAND IN A DOG-CART.</p>
+<p class="pa2"><i>London to St. Davids and Back.</i></p>
+
+<p class="pa1">A TOUR IN A PHAETON.</p>
+<p class="pa2"><i>Through the Eastern Counties.</i></p>
+
+<p class="pa1">A HOLIDAY ON THE ROAD.</p>
+<p class="pa2"><i>Kent, Sussex, and Surrey.</i></p>
+
+<p class="pa1">ON THE BOX SEAT.</p>
+<p class="pa2"><i>London to Land's End and Back.</i></p>
+
+<p class="pa1">A DRIVE THROUGH ENGLAND.</p>
+<p class="pa2"><i>London to Scotland and Back.</i></p>
+
+<p class="pa1">AN OLD-FASHIONED JOURNEY.</p>
+
+<p class="pa2 p1">With T. HUSON, R.I., R.P.E.</p>
+
+<p class="pa1">ROUND ABOUT SNOWDON.</p>
+
+</div>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_ii" id="Page_ii">[Pg ii]</a></span></p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_iii" id="Page_iii">[Pg iii]</a></span></p>
+
+<p class="pn center p0 large">A LEISURELY TOUR IN ENGLAND</p>
+
+<div class="figcenter">
+ <img src="images/ill-008.jpg" width="200" height="55"
+ alt=""
+ title="" />
+</div>
+
+<p class="pn center reduct">
+MACMILLAN AND CO., <span class="smcap">Limited</span><br />
+<span class="reduct">LONDON · BOMBAY · CALCUTTA<br />
+MELBOURNE</span><br />
+<br />
+THE MACMILLAN COMPANY<br />
+<span class="reduct">NEW YORK · BOSTON · CHICAGO<br />
+DALLAS · SAN FRANCISCO</span><br />
+<br />
+THE MACMILLAN CO. OF CANADA, <span class="smcap">Ltd.</span><br />
+<span class="reduct">TORONTO</span><br /><br /></p>
+
+<div class="figcenter">
+ <img src="images/ill-010.jpg" width="400" height="231"
+ alt=""
+ title="" />
+ <div class="caption"><p class="pc4"><i>See page <a href="#Page_312">312.</a></i></p>
+</div></div>
+
+<p class="pn center">A MOATED MANOR-HOUSE.</p>
+
+<p class="pc1">
+"The place is silent and aware;<br />
+It has had its scenes, its joys and crimes,<br />
+But that is its own affair."<br />
+</p>
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_iv" id="Page_iv">[Pg iv]</a></span></p>
+
+</div>
+
+<div class="break">
+
+<h1 class="p4">
+A LEISURELY TOUR<br />
+IN ENGLAND</h1>
+
+<p class="pn center p4">BY</p>
+
+<p class="pn center p1 elarge">JAMES JOHN HISSEY</p>
+
+<p class="pn center p1 reduct">AUTHOR OF<br />
+'THE CHARM OF THE ROAD,' 'ON THE BOX SEAT,'<br />
+'AN ENGLISH HOLIDAY,' 'OVER FEN AND WOLD,' ETC.</p>
+
+<p class="pn center p4">WITH THIRTY FULL-PAGE ILLUSTRATIONS (AND FOUR SMALLER
+ONES) FROM DRAWINGS AND PHOTOGRAPHS BY THE AUTHOR
+ALSO A MAP</p>
+
+<p class="pn center p4 large">MACMILLAN AND CO., LIMITED<br />
+ST. MARTIN'S STREET, LONDON<br />
+1913
+</p>
+
+<hr class="chap" />
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_v" id="Page_v">[Pg v]</a></span></p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_vi" id="Page_vi">[Pg vi]</a></span></p>
+
+
+<p class="pn center p4 reduct">COPYRIGHT</p>
+
+<p class="pn center p4">
+<span class="reduct">TO</span><br />
+MY DAUGHTER<br />
+MRS. HERBERT MALPAS<br />
+</p>
+
+<hr class="chap" />
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_vii" id="Page_vii">[Pg vii]</a></span></p>
+
+<h2 class="p4">PREFACE</h2>
+
+<p class="pn p2">Stevenson once took a journey with a donkey,
+which animal gave him much trouble. I took my
+journey in a reliable little motor-car that happily
+gave me none. Though I went by car I went
+leisurely, stopping often by the way, for full well I
+realise the reward of loitering, and, as all wise
+wanderers can testify, there is such a thing as
+profitably loitering, and a joy in it. Had they been
+of his day Carlyle would probably have declared
+that motor-cars "are mostly employed for the
+transport of fools best left at home," at least he
+said so of railways. With a car, however, you can
+control the pace, and can stop at your pleasure;
+it is an excellent servant, though in truth a bad
+master.</p>
+
+<p>I went "in search of the picturesque" and I
+found it, also of the unfamiliar in a familiar land.
+If I came to an interesting place, or happened upon<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_viii" id="Page_viii">[Pg viii]</a></span>
+some curious character steeped in the traditions of
+the countryside, whose speech was perchance racy
+of the soil, the matter of time did not trouble me.
+Why should it? The day was mine and the
+promise of it, my object was not to cover so many
+miles and make them meaningless by undue haste,
+but to linger long enough in pleasant places, the
+more remote the more to my mind, so that they
+could make their appeal to me and I could gather
+something of the spirit of them&mdash;a something
+beyond what the eye merely sees.</p>
+
+<p>"Wise men," says Kingsley, "go a-fishing"; they
+also go a-travelling, and I can imagine no touring
+ground&mdash;I write this having wandered far and wide
+in foreign lands&mdash;more delightful than rural England,
+away from the ugliness of modern cities and all that
+has to do with them. By not confining myself to
+the high-road but by seeking the byway and the
+lane I got right into the heart of the real, unspoilt
+country, where pleasant pastoral scenery, time-honoured
+homes, quiet farmsteads, old coaching
+inns (I hope I have not talked too much of them),
+peaceful villages, each with their ancient churches,
+quaint little market-towns picturesquely unprogressive,
+and here and there a ruined abbey or crumbling<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_ix" id="Page_ix">[Pg ix]</a></span>
+castle, grey with years, gladden the eye of the
+pilgrim. Places and scenes to be remembered.</p>
+
+<p>Neither speed, by which we miss much, nor
+reliance on guide-books formed any part of my
+programme, for, as Sir Arthur Helps says, "in
+travel it is remarkable how much more pleasure we
+obtain from unexpected incidents than from deliberate
+sightseeing." I set forth for Anywhere by any
+roads, trusting to fortune for what I might see,
+content to know that I should arrive at a good
+many places.</p>
+
+<p>One confession, perhaps, I may make. My
+book was mainly written at odd times and in
+varying moods during the journey, when the
+impressions of people I came across, of places and
+scenes, were fresh upon me. It is a first-hand,
+unvarnished record of experiences, but little altered
+or mended since, and I have been minded to leave
+it so, for the like reason that I generally prefer an
+artist's rough sketch and the spirit of it to his
+finished picture&mdash;for polish is not always an improvement,
+sometimes it is but mere gloss.</p>
+
+<p>The route that eventually evolved itself is but
+roughly indicated in my Sketch Map, for I found
+it impossible, on a map of so small a scale, to trace<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_x" id="Page_x">[Pg x]</a></span>
+all our devious wanderings, or to note more than
+a few of the many places visited. As to the illustrations,
+in a few cases where my photographs
+unfortunately proved failures I have ventured to
+replace them with my own drawings; for these&mdash;they
+are but mere brush notes&mdash;I crave a kind
+indulgence.</p>
+
+<p>If I missed anything worth seeing on the way,
+I can only plead with Plato of old that "as it is
+the commendation of a good huntsman to find game
+in a wide wood, so it is no imputation if he hath
+not caught all."</p>
+
+<p class="pc2">
+J. J. HISSEY.</p>
+
+<p class="pc3"><span class="smcap">Trevin Towers,<br />
+Eastbourne.</span></p>
+
+<hr class="chap" />
+
+</div>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_xi" id="Page_xi">[Pg xi]</a></span></p>
+
+<div class="sum">
+
+<h2 class="p4">CONTENTS<br /></h2>
+
+<table id="toc1" summary="cont">
+
+ <tr>
+ <td colspan="2" class="tdc"><span class="mid">CHAPTER I</span></td>
+ </tr>
+
+ <tr>
+ <td>&nbsp;</td>
+ <td class="tdrl"><span class="small">PAGE</span></td>
+ </tr>
+
+
+ <tr>
+ <td class="tdtoc">Different methods of travel&mdash;The old coaching days&mdash;Maps
+ <i>versus</i> guide-books&mdash;The fortune of the road&mdash;The South
+ Downs&mdash;Hilly roads&mdash;The price of beauty&mdash;The sentimental
+ traveller&mdash;A lonely farmstead&mdash;Oxen at work&mdash;A
+ quaint old-world village</td>
+ <td class="tdrl"><a href="#Page_1">1</a></td>
+ </tr>
+
+ <tr>
+ <td colspan="2">&nbsp;</td>
+ </tr>
+
+ <tr>
+ <td colspan="2" class="tdc"><span class="mid">CHAPTER II</span></td>
+ </tr>
+
+ <tr>
+ <td class="tdtoc">A quiet valley&mdash;The importance of the unimportant&mdash;Moated
+ and haunted houses&mdash;Romances in stone&mdash;A farmhouse
+ holiday&mdash;A picture-book village&mdash;A matter of Fate&mdash;The
+ tomb of Gibbon the historian&mdash;A gruesome happening&mdash;Upright
+ burials&mdash;An interesting church&mdash;A curious
+ epitaph</td>
+ <td class="tdrl"><a href="#Page_17">17</a></td>
+ </tr>
+
+ <tr>
+ <td colspan="2">&nbsp;</td>
+ </tr>
+
+ <tr>
+ <td colspan="2" class="tdc"><span class="mid">CHAPTER III</span></td>
+ </tr>
+
+ <tr>
+ <td class="tdtoc">An old coaching inn&mdash;The resurrection of the road&mdash;Far from
+anywhere&mdash;The charm of the unexpected&mdash;A historic
+milestone&mdash;"Mine host" of past days&mdash;Our port-wine
+drinking ancestors&mdash;The lure of the lane&mdash;Village life&mdash;Miniature
+effigy of a knight&mdash;The tomb of "the good
+Archbishop Leighton"&mdash;A church clerk's story</td>
+ <td class="tdrl"><a href="#Page_40">40</a></td>
+ </tr>
+
+ <tr>
+ <td colspan="2">&nbsp;</td>
+ </tr>
+
+ <tr>
+ <td colspan="2" class="tdc"><span class="mid">CHAPTER IV</span></td>
+ </tr>
+
+ <tr>
+ <td class="tdtoc">Dane Hill&mdash;Epitaphs&mdash;A wild bit of country&mdash;Ashdown Forest&mdash;Exploring&mdash;The
+use of maps&mdash;Curious inn signs&mdash;A<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_xii" id="Page_xii">[Pg xii]</a></span>
+Tudor home&mdash;The Devil's door&mdash;A medieval priest and
+guest house&mdash;Old-fashioned flowers&mdash;An ancient interior&mdash;Curious
+carvings&mdash;Roads in the old times&mdash;The window
+and hearth tax</td>
+ <td class="tdrl"><a href="#Page_59">59</a></td>
+ </tr>
+
+ <tr>
+ <td colspan="2">&nbsp;</td>
+ </tr>
+
+ <tr>
+ <td colspan="2" class="tdc"><span class="mid">CHAPTER V</span></td>
+ </tr>
+
+ <tr>
+ <td class="tdtoc">"Great-upon-Little"&mdash;The woods of Sussex&mdash;A maze of lanes&mdash;Frensham
+Pond&mdash;A holiday haunt&mdash;The legend of the
+shivering reeds&mdash;Rural inns&mdash;Roughing it(?)&mdash;Waverley
+Abbey&mdash;The monks of old&mdash;The sites of abbeys&mdash;Quiet
+country towns&mdash;Stocks and whipping-post&mdash;A curious
+font&mdash;"A haven of rest"</td>
+ <td class="tdrl"><a href="#Page_80">80</a></td>
+ </tr>
+
+ <tr>
+ <td colspan="2">&nbsp;</td>
+ </tr>
+
+ <tr>
+ <td colspan="2" class="tdc"><span class="mid">CHAPTER VI</span></td>
+ </tr>
+
+ <tr>
+ <td class="tdtoc">"Mine ease in mine inn"&mdash;King John's Castle&mdash;Greywell&mdash;Country
+odours&mdash;Hidden beauty-spots&mdash;The valley of the
+Kennett&mdash;A remote spot&mdash;Our picturesque villages&mdash;The
+charm of ancientness&mdash;Solitude and genius&mdash;Coate&mdash;Richard
+Jefferies' birthplace</td>
+ <td class="tdrl"><a href="#Page_100">100</a></td>
+ </tr>
+
+ <tr>
+ <td colspan="2">&nbsp;</td>
+ </tr>
+
+ <tr>
+ <td colspan="2" class="tdc"><span class="mid">CHAPTER VII</span></td>
+ </tr>
+
+ <tr>
+ <td class="tdtoc">Wootton Bassett&mdash;A quaint market-hall&mdash;Old towns&mdash;A
+Roman road&mdash;The spirit of the past&mdash;A pre-Elizabethan
+gate-house&mdash;The Royal Agricultural College&mdash;Chat with
+an antiquary&mdash;Norman doorways&mdash;Second-hand book
+catalogues&mdash;Syde&mdash;Cotswold houses&mdash;Over the Cotswolds&mdash;At
+a Jacobean inn</td>
+ <td class="tdrl"><a href="#Page_121">121</a></td>
+ </tr>
+
+ <tr>
+ <td colspan="2">&nbsp;</td>
+ </tr>
+
+ <tr>
+ <td colspan="2" class="tdc"><span class="mid">CHAPTER VIII</span></td>
+ </tr>
+
+ <tr>
+ <td class="tdtoc">The Vale of Evesham&mdash;A stormy drive&mdash;An angler's inn&mdash;A
+big fish&mdash;Dating from "the flood"!&mdash;Fishermen's tales&mdash;The
+joys of "the gentle craft"&mdash;Hotel visitors' books&mdash;A
+"quiet day"&mdash;Burford church and its monuments&mdash;The
+golden age of travel&mdash;A fine old half-timber inn&mdash;Ludlow&mdash;A
+Saxon doorway</td>
+ <td class="tdrl"><a href="#Page_141">141</a></td>
+ </tr>
+
+ <tr>
+ <td colspan="2">&nbsp;</td>
+ </tr>
+
+ <tr>
+ <td colspan="2" class="tdc"><span class="mid">CHAPTER IX</span></td>
+ </tr>
+
+ <tr>
+ <td class="tdtoc">Place names&mdash;Bell ringing for lost travellers&mdash;A Robber's<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_xiii" id="Page_xiii">[Pg xiii]</a></span>
+Grave and its story&mdash;Wild Wales&mdash;A picturesque interior&mdash;The
+fascination of the moors&mdash;Machynlleth&mdash;A Royal
+and ancient house&mdash;Ten miles of beauty&mdash;Aberdovey&mdash;Tramps
+and their ways&mdash;The poetical tramp</td>
+ <td class="tdrl"><a href="#Page_161">161</a></td>
+ </tr>
+
+ <tr>
+ <td colspan="2">&nbsp;</td>
+ </tr>
+
+ <tr>
+ <td colspan="2" class="tdc"><span class="mid">CHAPTER X</span></td>
+ </tr>
+
+ <tr>
+ <td class="tdtoc">Mallwyd&mdash;Falling waters&mdash;Dinas Mawddwy&mdash;Amongst the
+moors and mountains&mdash;A wild drive&mdash;A farmer's logic&mdash;A
+famous old inn&mdash;A fisherman's tale&mdash;A Roman inscribed
+stone&mdash;Brass to old Thomas Parr&mdash;A cruel sport&mdash;Wem
+and its story&mdash;A chat with "mine host"&mdash;Hawkestone
+and its wonders</td>
+ <td class="tdrl"><a href="#Page_182">182</a></td>
+ </tr>
+
+ <tr>
+ <td colspan="2">&nbsp;</td>
+ </tr>
+
+ <tr>
+ <td colspan="2" class="tdc"><span class="mid">CHAPTER XI</span></td>
+ </tr>
+
+ <tr>
+ <td class="tdtoc">Red Castle&mdash;A stately ruin&mdash;Old houses and new owners&mdash;The
+joy of discovery&mdash;High Ercall and its story&mdash;Mills
+and millers&mdash;The life of a stone-breaker&mdash;Old folk-songs&mdash;Haughmond
+Abbey&mdash;Ancient tombs&mdash;A peaceful spot&mdash;A
+place for a pilgrimage</td>
+ <td class="tdrl"><a href="#Page_203">203</a></td>
+ </tr>
+
+ <tr>
+ <td colspan="2">&nbsp;</td>
+ </tr>
+
+ <tr>
+ <td colspan="2" class="tdc"><span class="mid">CHAPTER XII</span></td>
+ </tr>
+
+ <tr>
+ <td class="tdtoc">An angler's haunt&mdash;Ferries and stepping-stones&mdash;Curious old
+stained-glass window&mdash;The ruins of Uriconium&mdash;Watling
+Street&mdash;The Wrekin&mdash;Richard Baxter's old home&mdash;A
+Cabinet minister's story&mdash;A pretty village&mdash;Buildwas
+Abbey&mdash;Ironbridge&mdash;The "Methodists' Mecca"</td>
+ <td class="tdrl"><a href="#Page_221">221</a></td>
+ </tr>
+
+ <tr>
+ <td colspan="2">&nbsp;</td>
+ </tr>
+
+ <tr>
+ <td colspan="2" class="tdc"><span class="mid">CHAPTER XIII</span></td>
+ </tr>
+
+ <tr>
+ <td class="tdtoc">Madeley Court&mdash;Chat with a collier&mdash;The miner's rule of life&mdash;Charles
+II. in hiding&mdash;The building of Boscobel&mdash;The
+story of a moated house&mdash;A stirring episode&mdash;A startling<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_xiv" id="Page_xiv">[Pg xiv]</a></span>
+discovery&mdash;A curious planetarium&mdash;A wishing-well&mdash;Lilleshall
+Abbey&mdash;"The Westminster Abbey of Shropshire"&mdash;A
+freak in architecture&mdash;Tong Castle&mdash;Church
+clerk-hunting</td>
+ <td class="tdrl"><a href="#Page_234">234</a></td>
+ </tr>
+
+ <tr>
+ <td colspan="2">&nbsp;</td>
+ </tr>
+
+ <tr>
+ <td colspan="2" class="tdc"><span class="mid">CHAPTER XIV</span></td>
+ </tr>
+
+ <tr>
+ <td class="tdtoc">A wonderful collection of tombs&mdash;A tombstone inscription by
+Shakespeare&mdash;A leper's door&mdash;Relics&mdash;Manufacturing the
+antique&mdash;Curiosity shops&mdash;The Golden Chapel&mdash;"The
+Great Bell of Tong"&mdash;White Ladies Nunnery&mdash;The grave
+of Dame Joan&mdash;Boscobel and its story&mdash;A tradition about
+The "Royal Oak"</td>
+ <td class="tdrl"><a href="#Page_253">253</a></td>
+ </tr>
+
+ <tr>
+ <td colspan="2">&nbsp;</td>
+ </tr>
+
+ <tr>
+ <td colspan="2" class="tdc"><span class="mid">CHAPTER XV</span></td>
+ </tr>
+
+ <tr>
+ <td class="tdtoc">A town with two names&mdash;An amusing mistake&mdash;Abbot's
+Bromley and its quaint horn dance&mdash;Dr. Johnson doing
+penance at Uttoxeter&mdash;Burton-on-Trent&mdash;The "Hundreds
+All" milestone&mdash;Indoor wind-dials&mdash;Stone-milled flour&mdash;The
+old Globe Room at Banbury&mdash;Dick Turpin's pistol&mdash;A
+strange find</td>
+ <td class="tdrl"><a href="#Page_272">272</a></td>
+ </tr>
+
+ <tr>
+ <td colspan="2">&nbsp;</td>
+ </tr>
+
+ <tr>
+ <td colspan="2" class="tdc"><span class="mid">CHAPTER XVI</span></td>
+ </tr>
+
+ <tr>
+ <td class="tdtoc">A gruesome carving&mdash;Architectural tit-bits&mdash;An ancient and
+historic hostelry&mdash;Chipping Norton&mdash;Wychwood&mdash;A
+parson's story&mdash;"Timothying"&mdash;Shipton-under-Wychwood&mdash;On
+the Cotswolds&mdash;"The grey old town" of
+Burford&mdash;Two old manor-houses&mdash;A new profession&mdash;Highworth&mdash;Church
+relics</td>
+ <td class="tdrl"><a href="#Page_293">293</a></td>
+ </tr>
+
+ <tr>
+ <td colspan="2">&nbsp;</td>
+ </tr>
+
+ <tr>
+ <td colspan="2" class="tdc"><span class="mid">CHAPTER XVII</span></td>
+ </tr>
+
+ <tr>
+ <td class="tdtoc">Little country towns&mdash;The romance of the ferry&mdash;"The Bear"
+at Woodstock&mdash;Curious conditions of tenure&mdash;Where the
+Black Prince was born&mdash;Islip&mdash;The mystery of Joseph's<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_xv" id="Page_xv">[Pg xv]</a></span>
+Stone&mdash;An English Holland&mdash;Boarstall Tower&mdash;The
+ancient town of Brill&mdash;"Acres for Aeroplanes"&mdash;Stokenchurch&mdash;A
+quaint hiring fair</td>
+ <td class="tdrl"><a href="#Page_316">316</a></td>
+ </tr>
+
+ <tr>
+ <td colspan="2">&nbsp;</td>
+ </tr>
+
+ <tr>
+ <td colspan="2" class="tdc"><span class="mid">CHAPTER XVIII</span></td>
+ </tr>
+
+ <tr>
+ <td class="tdtoc">An inn of the old-fashioned sort&mdash;A chat with "mine host"&mdash;A
+weird experience&mdash;Ghost stories&mdash;An ancient rectory
+house&mdash;A quaint interior&mdash;A haunted passage&mdash;Lost in
+a fog&mdash;The game of bowls&mdash;An old posting bill&mdash;The
+siege of Alton church&mdash;Ants as weather prophets</td>
+ <td class="tdrl"><a href="#Page_334">334</a></td>
+ </tr>
+
+ <tr>
+ <td colspan="2">&nbsp;</td>
+ </tr>
+
+ <tr>
+ <td colspan="2" class="tdc"><span class="mid">CHAPTER XIX</span></td>
+ </tr>
+
+ <tr>
+ <td class="tdtoc">The Meon Valley&mdash;Warnford&mdash;A hidden church&mdash;A house "a
+million years old"!&mdash;A Saxon sun-dial&mdash;A ruined home&mdash;Corhampton
+and its Saxon church&mdash;A modern
+"Naboth's Vineyard"&mdash;An out-of-the-world village&mdash;A
+curious story&mdash;Quaint carvings and their legend&mdash;A
+church tower built by servants</td>
+ <td class="tdrl"><a href="#Page_349">349</a></td>
+ </tr>
+
+ <tr>
+ <td colspan="2">&nbsp;</td>
+ </tr>
+
+ <tr>
+ <td colspan="2" class="tdc"><span class="mid">CHAPTER XX</span></td>
+ </tr>
+
+ <tr>
+ <td class="tdtoc">A tramp's story&mdash;A relic of a famous sea-fight&mdash;A tame road&mdash;Inn
+gardens&mdash;New landlords and old traditions&mdash;Chichester
+market-cross&mdash;A wind-swept land&mdash;"Dull
+and dreary Bognor"&mdash;A forgotten poet&mdash;Littlehampton&mdash;Country
+sights and sounds&mdash;A lulling landscape</td>
+ <td class="tdrl"><a href="#Page_363">363</a></td>
+ </tr>
+
+ <tr>
+ <td colspan="2">&nbsp;</td>
+ </tr>
+
+ <tr>
+ <td colspan="2" class="tdc"><span class="mid">CHAPTER XXI</span></td>
+ </tr>
+
+ <tr>
+ <td class="tdtoc">Travel in the old days&mdash;Sequestered Sussex&mdash;Country homes&mdash;A
+mellow land&mdash;A gibbet post and its story&mdash;Chiddingly
+and its church&mdash;The Pelham buckle&mdash;Wayside crosses&mdash;St.
+Dunstan's tongs and his anvil&mdash;A curious brass&mdash;Iron
+Stocks&mdash;Home again</td>
+ <td class="tdrl"><a href="#Page_379">379</a></td>
+ </tr>
+
+ <tr>
+ <td colspan="2">&nbsp;</td>
+ </tr>
+
+ <tr>
+ <td class="tdtoc">INDEX</td>
+ <td class="tdrl"><a href="#Page_397">397</a></td>
+ </tr>
+
+</table>
+
+<hr class="chap" />
+
+</div>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_xvi" id="Page_xvi">[Pg xvi]</a><br /><a name="Page_xvii" id="Page_xvii">[Pg xvii]</a></span></p>
+
+<div class="sum">
+
+<h2 class="p4">ILLUSTRATIONS</h2>
+
+<table id="toc2" summary="ill">
+
+
+ <tr>
+ <td>&nbsp;</td>
+ <td class="tdrl"><span class="small">PAGE</span></td>
+ </tr>
+
+
+ <tr>
+ <td class="tdtoc"><span class="smcap">A Moated Manor-House</span></td>
+ <td class="tdrl"><a href="#Page_iii"><span class="small"><i>Frontispiece</i></span></a></td>
+ </tr>
+
+ <tr>
+ <td class="tdtoc"><span class="smcap">Haunted!</span></td>
+ <td class="tdrl"><a href="#Page_20">20</a></td>
+ </tr>
+
+ <tr>
+ <td class="tdtoc"><span class="smcap">A Sussex Farmstead</span></td>
+ <td class="tdrl"><a href="#Page_24">24</a></td>
+ </tr>
+
+ <tr>
+ <td class="tdtoc"><span class="smcap">Old Coaching Hostelry, Sheffield Park, Sussex</span></td>
+ <td class="tdrl"><a href="#Page_42">42</a></td>
+ </tr>
+
+ <tr>
+ <td class="tdtoc"><span class="smcap">An Angler's Modest Inn</span></td>
+ <td class="tdrl"><a href="#Page_42">42</a></td>
+ </tr>
+
+ <tr>
+ <td class="tdtoc"><span class="smcap">An Old Tudor Home, West Hoathly</span></td>
+ <td class="tdrl"><a href="#Page_67">67</a></td>
+ </tr>
+
+ <tr>
+ <td class="tdtoc"><span class="smcap">A Pre-Reformation Priest-House, West Hoathly</span></td>
+ <td class="tdrl"><a href="#Page_72">72</a></td>
+ </tr>
+
+ <tr>
+ <td class="tdtoc">"<span class="smcap">A Good Honest Alehouse</span>"</td>
+ <td class="tdrl"><a href="#Page_87">87</a></td>
+ </tr>
+
+ <tr>
+ <td class="tdtoc"><span class="smcap">At "The Queen's Head"</span></td>
+ <td class="tdrl"><a href="#Page_96">96</a></td>
+ </tr>
+
+ <tr>
+ <td class="tdtoc"><span class="smcap">An Old Mill</span></td>
+ <td class="tdrl"><a href="#Page_108">108</a></td>
+ </tr>
+
+ <tr>
+ <td class="tdtoc"><span class="smcap">Old Toll-House on Bath Road</span></td>
+ <td class="tdrl"><a href="#Page_111">111</a></td>
+ </tr>
+
+ <tr>
+ <td class="tdtoc"><span class="smcap">The Village Post Office</span></td>
+ <td class="tdrl"><a href="#Page_116">116</a></td>
+ </tr>
+
+ <tr>
+ <td class="tdtoc"><span class="smcap">Syde Church</span></td>
+ <td class="tdrl"><a href="#Page_133">133</a></td>
+ </tr>
+
+ <tr>
+ <td class="tdtoc"><span class="smcap">Gatehouse, Stanway</span></td>
+ <td class="tdrl"><a href="#Page_138">138</a></td>
+ </tr>
+
+ <tr>
+ <td class="tdtoc"><span class="smcap">Saxon Doorway, Stanton Lacy Church</span></td>
+ <td class="tdrl"><a href="#Page_159">159</a></td>
+ </tr>
+
+ <tr>
+ <td class="tdtoc"><span class="smcap">A Bit of Wild Wales</span></td>
+ <td class="tdrl"><a href="#Page_170">170</a></td>
+ </tr>
+
+ <tr>
+ <td class="tdtoc"><span class="smcap">Welsh Mountains and Moorlands</span></td>
+ <td class="tdrl"><a href="#Page_186">186</a></td>
+ </tr>
+
+ <tr>
+ <td class="tdtoc"><span class="smcap">The Ruined Hall of Moreton Corbet</span></td>
+ <td class="tdrl"><a href="#Page_208">208</a></td>
+ </tr>
+
+ <tr>
+ <td class="tdtoc"><span class="smcap">Haughmond Abbey, Church Doorway</span></td>
+ <td class="tdrl"><a href="#Page_217">217</a></td>
+ </tr>
+
+ <tr>
+ <td class="tdtoc"><span class="smcap">Haughmond Abbey, Chapter-House</span></td>
+ <td class="tdrl"><a href="#Page_218">218</a></td>
+ </tr>
+
+ <tr>
+ <td class="tdtoc"><span class="smcap">Buildwas Abbey, looking East</span></td>
+ <td class="tdrl"><a href="#Page_229">229</a></td>
+ </tr>
+
+ <tr>
+ <td class="tdtoc"><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_xviii" id="Page_xviii">[Pg xviii]</a></span><span class="smcap">Buildwas Abbey, looking West</span></td>
+ <td class="tdrl"><a href="#Page_230">230</a></td>
+ </tr>
+
+ <tr>
+ <td class="tdtoc"><span class="smcap">Madeley Court</span></td>
+ <td class="tdrl"><a href="#Page_236">236</a></td>
+ </tr>
+
+ <tr>
+ <td class="tdtoc"><span class="smcap">Madeley Court, Gatehouse</span></td>
+ <td class="tdrl"><a href="#Page_239">239</a></td>
+ </tr>
+
+ <tr>
+ <td class="tdtoc"><span class="smcap">Lilleshall Abbey</span></td>
+ <td class="tdrl"><a href="#Page_250">250</a></td>
+ </tr>
+
+ <tr>
+ <td class="tdtoc"><span class="smcap">Figure of Sir Arthur Vernon, Tong Church</span></td>
+ <td class="tdrl"><a href="#Page_257">257</a></td>
+ </tr>
+
+ <tr>
+ <td class="tdtoc"><span class="smcap">Boscobel</span></td>
+ <td class="tdrl"><a href="#Page_257">257</a></td>
+ </tr>
+
+ <tr>
+ <td class="tdtoc"><span class="smcap">The Priest's Doorway</span></td>
+ <td class="tdrl"><a href="#Page_296">296</a></td>
+ </tr>
+
+ <tr>
+ <td class="tdtoc"><span class="smcap">Doorway of the Crown Inn, Shipton-under-Wychwood</span></td>
+ <td class="tdrl"><a href="#Page_303">303</a></td>
+ </tr>
+
+ <tr>
+ <td class="tdtoc"><span class="smcap">Bablockhythe Ferry</span></td>
+ <td class="tdrl"><a href="#Page_318">318</a></td>
+ </tr>
+
+ <tr>
+ <td class="tdtoc"><span class="smcap">Boarstall Tower from the Moat</span></td>
+ <td class="tdrl"><a href="#Page_328">328</a></td>
+ </tr>
+
+ <tr>
+ <td class="tdtoc"><span class="smcap">A Fourteenth-Century Doorway</span></td>
+ <td class="tdrl"><a href="#Page_344">344</a></td>
+ </tr>
+
+ <tr>
+ <td class="tdtoc"><span class="smcap">An Old-time Home</span></td>
+ <td class="tdrl"><a href="#Page_367">367</a></td>
+ </tr>
+
+ <tr>
+ <td class="tdtoc"><span class="smcap">A Jacobean Doorway</span></td>
+ <td class="tdrl"><a href="#Page_383">383</a></td>
+ </tr>
+
+</table>
+
+<hr class="chap" />
+
+</div>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_1" id="Page_1">[Pg 1]</a></span></p>
+
+<div class="break">
+
+<p class="p4 center pn elarge">A LEISURELY TOUR IN ENGLAND</p>
+
+<h2 class="p2 mid">CHAPTER I</h2>
+
+<p class="pa3 p1">Different methods of travel&mdash;The old coaching days&mdash;Maps <i>versus</i>
+guide-books&mdash;The fortune of the road&mdash;The South Downs&mdash;Hilly
+roads&mdash;The price of beauty&mdash;The sentimental traveller&mdash;A
+lonely farmstead&mdash;Oxen at work&mdash;A quaint old-world village.</p>
+
+
+<p class="pn p2">There are many ways of exploring the country:
+one may walk, cycle, ride horseback, or drive a
+horse in some conveyance, go by crawling caravan
+or speedy motor-car&mdash;each to his fancy or opportunity.
+Perhaps there is no best way of travel. I
+say this after having sampled all the methods mentioned,
+excepting caravanning, for I have tramped
+it knapsack on back, and enjoyed the tramping,
+through Switzerland, Scotland, the Lake District,
+Wales, Cornwall, and Devon; I have taken long
+cycling tours; I have driven in a phaeton and
+dogcart from one end of our land to another; I
+have ridden about country on horseback with a
+pack; I have driven my own motor-car for more
+miles than I can remember, and without mishap&mdash;so
+I know, or ought to know, something about the<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_2" id="Page_2">[Pg 2]</a></span>
+subject, but I will not venture to lay down any
+dictum, for "What's one man's meat is another
+man's poison." The thing is to see the country,
+but what is worth seeing cannot be seen in a hurry.</p>
+
+<p>Walking enthusiasts declare that walking is the
+only way, and certainly the pace that binds the
+pedestrian permits of leisured observation, almost
+compels it indeed: therein much virtue lies. Still
+there are other ways, and the convenience of a
+conveyance is not to be despised, for there are born
+wanderers, like myself, who have grown old at the
+game, and have come to that time of life when they
+prefer to be comfortably carried than to carry a
+load. Then there is the further comfort of not
+being unduly stinted in the matter of luggage, for
+given a conveyance, even sundry luxuries such as a
+luncheon-basket, camera, rugs, sketching materials,
+fishing-tackle (should an opportunity for sport occur),
+a book or two to while away a possibly dull evening,
+and a plentiful supply of maps may be taken
+without inconvenience. To foot it does not enhance
+the scenic charms of the way.</p>
+
+<p>Stevenson, who was a great walker, confesses:
+"It must not be imagined that a walking tour, as
+some would have us fancy, is merely a better or
+worse way of seeing the country. There are many
+ways of seeing landscape quite as good." I am
+glad to quote Stevenson in this respect, for I have
+had it so frequently dinned into me that the only
+way really to see the country is afoot. Now I went
+not afoot, but travelled in my reliable little motor-car,
+conveniently little for exploring narrow lanes<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_3" id="Page_3">[Pg 3]</a></span>
+and crooked byways; and though I went by car
+I went leisurely.</p>
+
+<p>Truly there is no poetry about a motor-car; it
+has not existed long enough to have gained the
+halo of romance, so to write of a motor tour makes
+any appeal to sentiment impossible. This is a
+handicap; for sentiment does count, even in this
+matter-of-fact world, let wiseacres say what they
+will.</p>
+
+<p>Possibly our ancestors saw little romance in
+the stage-coach or postchaise; to them they were
+commonplace affairs; indeed they often complained
+bitterly about the former, the misery of the outside
+seats in stormy weather and in winter time; moreover,
+the inside passengers were generally sadly
+cramped for want of room; then the coaches sometimes
+overturned, and were frequently uncomfortably
+crowded. We view those days through rose-coloured
+spectacles&mdash;Time is the romancer. I wonder whether
+our descendants in the far future will ever look back
+longingly and lovingly to "the good old motoring
+days"? Granted that many motorists rush through
+the country gathering but "hurrygraphs" on the
+way&mdash;that is the fault of the man, not the car. It is
+unfortunate that at the very beginning of the
+chronicle of my tour I should feel a need, perhaps a
+fanciful one, to make excuse for the mode of taking
+it. The car was but a means to an end; let us
+forget all about it and consider only the journey
+wherein my pleasure lay.</p>
+
+<p>I had no programme, no previously prepared
+plan of route to follow, so happily escaped the<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_4" id="Page_4">[Pg 4]</a></span>
+tiresomeness of keeping or endeavouring to keep
+to one. All roads are good roads to me, provided
+they lead through a pleasant country, and so to
+enjoyment begotten of contentment: "I travel not
+to go anywhere but to go." In a definite itinerary
+I find no attraction. Freedom is the essence of a
+real holiday, and I would be as free to veer about
+as a weather-vane that the wind plays on, free to
+change my course at the call of any inviting byway
+or lane, the beckoning of a beautiful distance, or at
+any other passing prompting, or even at the unaccountable
+mood of the moment; and this without
+any feeling of reproach. As to guide-book compulsion
+to see this or that, I would have none of it.
+I took a supply of Bartholomew's Reduced Ordnance
+Survey Maps with me on a scale of four miles to the
+inch, covering all England and Wales, and these
+were all the guides I troubled about: unlike some
+guides they were reliable, I could do my own
+romancing. Thus provided I wandered careless of
+direction or destination; these and the distance done
+each day were but trivial details unworthy of consideration&mdash;the
+joy of the journey was the thing.</p>
+
+<p>I never knew when I started forth in the
+morning where the evening would find me, nor had
+I any concern so long as the needful inn for the
+night materialised; and if the first inn I came to was
+not to my liking, with a tireless car, being master of
+my Fate, I was enabled to drive on to another more
+to my mind. That is certainly one of the advantages
+of travelling by machine instead of by muscle.</p>
+
+<p>I trusted, as I travelled on, wholly to the fortune<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_5" id="Page_5">[Pg 5]</a></span>
+of the road, letting, so to say, the good things come
+to me, I did not go in search of them&mdash;a delightfully
+simple method of touring, but it served my
+purpose well and saved much map-consulting and
+asking of the way, and the vexation of sometimes
+losing it. My only care was, as far as possible, to
+find fresh roads to explore and taverns new wherein
+to take my ease.</p>
+
+<p>Certain motorists there be to whom speed and
+long distances accomplished alone appeal; these
+need a whole continent to travel over, whilst a
+modest portion of old England, with a bit of wild
+Wales thrown in for the sake of varying the scenery,
+sufficed me. Humboldt once remarked of a great
+wanderer that he had "travelled further and seen
+less than any one he knew." Now I trust to make
+clear that though I did not travel far, I saw a
+great deal.</p>
+
+<p>I was prepared for any adventures should Fortune
+so favour me, but adventures are hardly to be expected
+in settled lands, beyond, perhaps, the remote
+possibility of the motor breaking down at nightfall
+on some lonely moor far from human habitation;
+but nothing of the kind happened, for my car gave
+no sort of trouble&mdash;not even tyre trouble&mdash;from the
+start to the finish of the journey. But then it was
+driven at a moderate pace, and carefully. The
+journey was void of excitement: happily so, for
+though I have suffered sundry adventures in my
+life, I realise they are more enjoyable in the telling
+than in the experiencing.</p>
+
+<p>Says Hazlitt, "One of the pleasantest things<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_6" id="Page_6">[Pg 6]</a></span>
+in the world is going a journey." There I am
+wholly with him, but not when he adds, "I like to
+go by myself." I am afraid Hazlitt was a selfish
+man. Then he continues: "I can enjoy society
+in a room, but out of doors Nature is company
+enough for me.... Instead of a friend in a postchaise,
+or in a Tilbury, to exchange good things
+with, and vary the same stale topics over again, for
+once let me have a truce with impertinence." As
+to going alone, surely a sympathetic companion by
+your side, even though not a word be said at times,
+only a presence felt, can in no way lessen the joys
+of a journey? A companion does away with any
+sense of loneliness that is apt at times to come over
+the solitary wanderer like a cloud over the bright
+sunshine; for after all, in spite of certain philosophers,
+man is a communicative being. A beautiful
+scene, or an interesting place, doubly appeals to me
+when I have some one near by to express and share
+my delight in it. But, in truth, a sympathetic companion
+is not always to be had. Now it happened
+that my wife was prevented from taking her place
+in the car&mdash;"Excepto quod non simul esses, caetera
+laetus," I could only say. No one else was at the
+moment available; so perforce I had to take my
+journey companionless or forgo it to an indefinite
+future. The latter alternative was unthinkable; a
+lost opportunity is not always recoverable; I trust
+no future. "Elapsum semel non ipse possit Jupiter
+reprehendere," said Phaedrus a long while ago, to
+quote the ancients again, and a truth is a truth for
+all time.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_7" id="Page_7">[Pg 7]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>After all I did not go alone, for I took my
+faithful fox-terrier with me. A dog is the best
+substitute for a human companion; indeed, I would
+prefer to travel with a dog of the right sort to
+venturing with an untried human companion any
+day&mdash;at least you cannot fall out with a dog by the
+way. A dog never worries you with senseless
+prattle; he need never be entertained; he never
+complains of waiting; his patience is inexhaustible.
+On the other hand, he is ever ready and only too
+delighted to accompany you at any moment on a
+ramble afoot, or he will keep faithful guard over
+your car should you leave it alone by the wayside;
+and he will not grumble about his food or his
+quarters. I took dog-biscuits with me for my
+terrier in case of need, but generally the crumbs
+that fell from his master's table sufficed him. A
+dog is a most unselfish creature; a kind word or a
+pat perhaps now and then he craves, and how easily
+and gladly these are bestowed. One cannot ever
+be dull with a dog as companion; so with my dog
+I started on my journey. Now, to avoid the too
+frequent use of the personal and irritating "I," I
+crave permission at times to employ the less personal
+"we," even if I have to include the dog and the car
+to justify that term, or to do so forgetfully without.</p>
+
+<p>It was early one sunshiny morning towards the
+end of May, with the pleasant month of June to
+follow and the promise of it, that I mounted my
+car and was off without more ado. I had carefully
+packed it overnight to avoid any possible delay,
+and that nothing needful should be forgotten in the<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_8" id="Page_8">[Pg 8]</a></span>
+haste of departure. With my holiday only just
+begun, with the little world of all England before me,
+free to wander wherever I would, my mind full of
+anticipated pleasures, I fared forth in the most
+enviable of moods. From my home at the foot of
+the South Downs I climbed to their breezy summit,
+taking the old road that leads westwards over them,
+having the rolling green downs on one side, and
+the glittering sea visible, but a little way off, on the
+other. Here one breathes a lighter, purer air, so
+that the mere fact of breathing becomes a pleasure.</p>
+
+<p>My journey had a good beginning! By climbing
+the downs I had raised my horizon and looked
+down upon the world, not with a sensation of
+superiority, but with a sensation of relief, being
+lifted for a time above all its tiresome trivialities
+and commonplace conventions. I found myself
+alone with earth, and sky, and sea, rejoicing in my
+loneliness, and I felt the sense of spaciousness of
+the wide, bright, overarching sky, of the boundless
+waters, and of the vast panorama of rounded hills
+reaching far away into the dim and dreamy distance,
+where the solid land looked as unsubstantial as a
+cloud.</p>
+
+<p class="pp1 p1">Broad and bare to the skies<br />
+The great Down-country lies,<br />
+Green in the glance of the sun,</p>
+<p class="pp2">Fresh with the clean salt air.</p>
+
+<p class="p1">My road led me a little inland, for I avoided the
+tourist-haunted one that winds over Beachy Head,
+that grand headland that rises so sheer, white, and
+commandingly above the sounding sea. Would one<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_9" id="Page_9">[Pg 9]</a></span>
+could behold it in its ancient seclusion! Such spots
+demand solitude, or they cease to be impressive.
+"The fatal gift of fame" has been the headland's
+undoing, aided by its proximity to a fashionable
+watering-place, and the crowd it attracts from early
+morning till the sun is setting. They even sell
+picture post-cards there and bottled ginger-beer!
+Need more be said? Yet I recently read an article
+in a London paper upon "The Pleasant Solitude of
+Beachy Head." Was it written in Fleet Street,
+I wonder?</p>
+
+<p>All the roads over the downs are hilly ones;
+they are for ever either ascending or descending;
+their gradients are generally fairly severe, and their
+surfaces none of the best. Now and then you
+come upon a comparatively level stretch, but not
+for long. So we soon began a long descent, only
+to climb steeply again and to find ourselves on a
+wind-swept height with a tiny flint-built church
+crowning the topmost ridge of it. Friston church it
+was marked on our map&mdash;an unpretending building,
+yet not wanting in dignity, and simple dignity is a
+rare quality, as delightful as it is rare. Even some
+city-surrounded cathedrals do not attain it. Doubtless
+its elevated and lonely position gave the humble
+little fane a certain poetic charm, for it is not only
+the building but its place in the prospect that
+affects the observer. Stonehenge in a farm field,
+away from the wild and open plain that surrounds
+it, would lose much of its impressiveness; it has lost
+some of it already by being railed in. A castle in
+a hollow, as many were built to secure the services<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_10" id="Page_10">[Pg 10]</a></span>
+of a moat, is not the same to the eye as a castle
+boldly dominating the landscape from some overhanging
+crag. Bodiam's ruined Castle, set in a
+wooded valley, is beautiful but not impressive; on
+the other hand, Carreg Cennin Castle in South
+Wales, though inferior in size and much poorer a
+ruin, is singularly impressive, standing as it does
+isolated on the top of a perpendicular precipice of
+rock. That is the sort of castle I pictured to myself
+and used to draw in fancy when I was a boy.</p>
+
+<p>Facing the primitive church, with our road and
+a pond between, we noticed, what is fast becoming
+a thing of the past, an old wooden windmill, its sails
+hurtling round apace in the brisk breeze. The
+miller, white with flour dust, gazed lazily at us from
+out a window of his aged and picturesque mill:
+the wind was his willing slave doing his work for
+him and working hard that day, why therefore
+should he not laze and rejoice? The hum of his
+mill wheels grinding their best must have been as
+music to his ears. All winds that blow are good
+for the miller; the sailor is not so fortunate, but
+to the miller it matters not from what quarter the
+breezes come, so long as they come. I have been
+told by a meteorological authority that the wind
+average for England is eight hours out of the
+twenty-four. I should imagine that the winds upon
+the open downs greatly exceed that, and a good,
+refreshing, salt savour they bring with them, and
+so a sentiment of the sea and its mystery.</p>
+
+<p>The wide and restful greenery of the downs
+appeals to and gratifies the eye. In a less moist<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_11" id="Page_11">[Pg 11]</a></span>
+climate than ours the downs would be but parched
+and barren ground: blame our climate as we may,
+and the frequent rains that the prevailing west
+winds bring, it is these frequent rains that give
+our homeland its rich verdure and charming
+mellowness which so attracts the foreigner from
+sunnier climes. Beauty demands its price, and
+considering the wealth of beauty granted us I
+hardly think we ought greatly to begrudge the
+price of it.</p>
+
+<p>On the downs the eye is free to rove unchecked
+over miles and miles of this greenery even to the
+most distant horizon; that is another delight of
+them. Their rolling masses, no height being much
+greater than another, might be likened to some
+gigantic ocean suddenly arrested in a mighty storm
+and converted, by some magic, into good dry land,
+and here and there the white chalk showing might
+serve for the foam of crested waves arrested also:
+at least such a fancy came to me as I looked over
+their sloping sides, their gentle rises and falls,
+billowy down beyond billowy down in an apparently
+endless succession. The very green of them,
+though not translucent, distantly reminded me of
+the green of the mid-Atlantic rollers raised by a
+gale that for some time had ceased to blow so that
+their surface is comparatively smooth and not
+fretted by wind-driven lines. There is an indescribable
+vacancy about the downs that suggests
+the impressive vacancy of the sea, the boundlessness
+of it. But each man sees things with his own
+eyes, and to some my fancies may seem far-fetched;<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_12" id="Page_12">[Pg 12]</a></span>
+they were, but still they pleased me, for I am a
+sentimental traveller.</p>
+
+<p>From our elevated road, some distance on, the
+curious little village of West Dean was revealed
+to us, a huddle of roofs and a tiny fane hidden in
+a hollow of the hills&mdash;"a cup full of beauty." We
+looked right down upon it and over its grey church
+tower and over the lichen-laden uneven roofs of
+its few dwellings&mdash;roofs all covered with golden
+lichen, gloriously golden in the bright sunshine;
+I have never seen roofs so completely thus covered
+before, and then I realised what a beautifier, even
+on a large scale, the lowly lichen can be. The
+village had the rare look of remoteness, so detached
+was it from the outer world by the wide and folding
+downs, so far from rail and frequented road. We
+determined to visit it when we reached the valley
+by the long descent which followed and idle there
+a time.</p>
+
+<p>At the foot of the descent we found a large and
+lone old-fashioned farmstead surrounded by a
+colony of flint-built barns and out-houses; the
+little slothful river Cuckmere seeking its way to
+the sea, with many windings, ran close by. The
+grey old farmstead with its weather-stained walls,
+the tranquil, reedy river below, the bare and
+silent downs beyond, struck a note of intense
+quietness. A peacefulness profound brooded over
+this out-of-the-world spot: it might have been a
+hundred miles from anywhere. A picture, too, it
+made, effective in its breadth and simplicity. There
+we rested for an hour or more, just because it<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_13" id="Page_13">[Pg 13]</a></span>
+pleased us so to do. We travelled in search of
+peace and found it in a land</p>
+
+<p class="pp1 p1">Where little lost Down churches praise</p>
+<p class="pp2">The God who made the hills.</p>
+
+<p class="p1">Near to the old farm we noticed a yoke of black,
+long-horned, but meek-eyed oxen slowly drawing
+a waggon up the steep slope of the hillside.</p>
+
+<p class="pp1 p1">The slow, black oxen toiling through the day</p>
+<p class="pp2">Tireless, impassive still,<br />
+From dawning dusk and chill</p>
+<p class="pp1">To twilight grey.</p>
+
+<p class="p1">You seldom see such a sight nowadays, and only
+rarely on the South Downs or the lonely Cotswolds.
+Presently the oxen stopped for the waggon to be
+loaded, and we took the opportunity of having a
+chat with their driver, a sunburnt man clad in a
+faded grey suit, and having the soft speech and
+courteous manner that so often marks the Sussex
+folk. "Oxen," said he, "beat horses at work any
+day on these hills. I would not care to drive horses
+if I could drive oxen; they are a bit slow perhaps,
+but not lazy; they don't want so much urging as
+horses; I never has any trouble with them, I have
+just to give them a reminder with my stick now
+and then and that is all; you don't need a whip
+with oxen." I noticed that the stick he held was
+a long one of hazel, just a thin stick and nothing
+more, and I noticed that the yokes were fashioned
+of wood with a heavy cross-bar at the top, and
+these joined each pair of oxen together, being<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_14" id="Page_14">[Pg 14]</a></span>
+kept in position by a slight rounded wooden collar
+below.<a name="FNanchor_1_1" id="FNanchor_1_1"></a><a href="#Footnote_1_1" class="fnanchor">[1]</a></p>
+
+<p>Oxen, the driver explained to me, pull from the
+top of their necks and not by the collar as horses
+do; yet on lifting a yoke I saw no signs of worn
+hair, only a smoothness where the yoke touched.
+Oxen, I learnt, were broken in to draught work at
+two years old and kept at it from five to six years,
+after which they were fattened for the market.
+Their beef was somewhat tough, as might be
+expected, and chiefly bought by certain institutions.
+Oxen, I further learnt, were cheaper to keep than
+horses, as they were fed mainly on hay, chaff, and
+roots; whilst horses needed oats. So I travelled
+and picked up odd bits of information.</p>
+
+<p>Then we sought out West Dean, prepared to
+tramp there if no road were available, for West
+Dean we were determined to see. Unexpectedly
+we discovered a narrow lane that led to it, the
+downs rising sheer above on either hand, leaving
+just room for the lane and a little clear-running
+stream which we followed up to the village.</p>
+
+<p>A quaint village it proved to be, to use a term
+too often misapplied, one that surely has no
+counterpart in all the land. Picturesque it could
+hardly be called; but though I prize both the
+picturesque and quaint, the quaint pleases me the</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_15" id="Page_15">[Pg 15]</a></span></p>
+better because it is so much the rarer. Its tiny
+church has an uncommon tower&mdash;a strong structure,
+well suited to its purpose, but devoid of disturbing
+decoration that too often fails to decorate and serves
+but to vex the eye; otherwise, though ancient
+enough, the church is not noteworthy; still the
+simple shapely tower gives it a certain charm
+and character; and character, whether in man or
+building, is a thing to be desired.
+
+<p>Facing the churchyard we discovered a most
+interesting relic of past times when religion was
+more to the fore than it is to-day. This was a
+pre-Reformation priest-house of the fourteenth
+century or thereabouts, an austere building of thick
+rough masonry, deep and narrow arched windows,
+and a great chimney-stack at one end, a building
+probably erected in this remote spot by the travelling
+monks who had not to live in it. I have, here
+and there, come upon an ancient fourteenth or
+fifteenth-century priest-house, for they have not
+all been improved away. There is one at Alfriston,
+another at West Hoathly&mdash;both in Sussex,&mdash;and
+another at Muchelney in Somerset, but these are
+all half-timbered buildings fairly lighted, and have
+not the solid, gloomy look of the prison-like
+structure at West Dean, the windows of which were
+originally probably of horn, or even possibly mere
+open spaces with shutters.</p>
+
+<p>One would imagine, being so close to the sea
+with the river conveniently at hand, that West
+Dean must have its smuggling traditions: those
+free traders of old would hardly have overlooked<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_16" id="Page_16">[Pg 16]</a></span>
+so handy a spot; but if such traditions there be,
+we could glean nothing about them, for we saw not
+a soul in the place to speak to; the only living
+thing we observed was a chicken that apparently
+had lost itself. Never before have I been in a
+village with such a forgotten look; there the
+changeful centuries bring no change. Our car
+stood unnoticed by the side of a tall and broken
+flint wall that enclosed a weed-grown garden,
+wherein stood a great, round, and roofless pigeon-cote;
+not a face at a window did we see. West
+Dean took no note of our coming or our going.
+We drove into, and drove out of, a village asleep,
+and not even the hum of our engines or the sound
+of our horn awoke it. There brooded over all a
+sense of silence and solitude like that of the
+central sea.</p>
+
+<hr class="chap" />
+
+</div>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_17" id="Page_17">[Pg 17]</a></span></p>
+
+<div class="break">
+
+<h2 class="p4 mid">CHAPTER II</h2>
+
+<p class="pa3 p1">A quiet valley&mdash;The importance of the unimportant&mdash;Moated and
+haunted houses&mdash;Romances in stone&mdash;A farmhouse holiday&mdash;A
+picture-book village&mdash;A matter of Fate&mdash;The tomb of Gibbon
+the historian&mdash;A gruesome happening&mdash;Upright burials&mdash;An
+interesting church&mdash;A curious epitaph.</p>
+
+<p class="pn p2">Leaving West Dean we drove up the narrow and
+quiet Cuckmere valley, the smooth green hills
+rising steeply on either side and so preserving its
+seclusion to this present day. So quiet the valley
+seemed that the throbbing of our engines sounded
+reproachfully in our ears, as though a motor-car had
+no business to disturb its slumbrous tranquillity.
+We felt like trespassers! A snug and friendly little
+valley it is, through which the road and river run in
+close company. The Cuckmere is but a toy river;
+I should not have called it a river but that it is so
+marked on my map, and on its banks I saw a man
+with a gun shooting into the water. He was
+shooting fish, he said! I have never seen such
+sport before.</p>
+
+<p>Passing the hamlet of Litlington we caught a
+glimpse, on the other side of the valley, of ancient
+Alfriston, a little village that calls itself "the capital
+of the downs," and its modest flint-built church "the
+cathedral of the downs." So, by title, the unimportant<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_18" id="Page_18">[Pg 18]</a></span>
+assumes the rôle of the important. A
+village becomes a capital, a country church a
+cathedral, and a stream a river. One might
+imagine this was the land of Lilliput!</p>
+
+<p>Of Alfriston a halting couplet runs:</p>
+
+<p class="p1 pp1">
+Poor parson, poor people,<br />
+Sold their bells to repair their steeple.</p>
+
+<p class="pn p1">But that, I take it, was a long while ago&mdash;if it
+ever was, for I have heard similar couplets of many
+other places; a few may possibly have some foundation
+in fact, but I doubt the rest, and in some, alas,
+the word "drunken" is substituted for "poor"!
+After the Alfriston people had sold their bells,
+tradition, that unreliable jade, avers that the bell of a
+ship, wrecked on the coast, was purchased to take
+the place of the lost peal, and by the side of the
+ancient pilgrims' hostel in the same village stands a
+ship's figure-head in the shape of a boldly carved
+lion, fierce of countenance, said to have come from
+the same ship that provided the bell; this, as long
+as the oldest inhabitant can remember&mdash;and what
+memories these oldest inhabitants have&mdash;has rejoiced
+in a coat of brilliant vermilion, hence the local
+saying, apropos of what I know not, "As red as the
+Alfriston lion." Such, at least, were the tales told
+to me, and many were the tales I heard as I
+travelled on.</p>
+
+<p>Leaving the valley and the lonely downs regretfully
+behind, we entered upon a level country, and
+crossing the main Lewes road we proceeded straight
+forward into a tame land of flat fields. The scenery<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_19" id="Page_19">[Pg 19]</a></span>
+was featureless and void of interest, but I was in
+search of a moated house, so the quality of the
+scenery was a detail. A friend had told me of this
+house just before I started on the journey, and had
+kindly given me a written introduction to its owner,
+who by happy chance I found at home. So,
+learning from my map that I was passing close to
+the place, I determined to see it, if possible. Even
+with the aid of my map I had some difficulty in
+discovering the object of my search. Claverham, to
+give the moated home its title, stands within a few
+hundred yards of the road, yet so hidden by trees
+that no casual passer-by would dream of its
+existence. Thus many good things, though close
+to his way, may be missed by even the keenest
+observer, unless he has some hint of them and their
+whereabouts. I had gone this stretch of road once
+before and with open eyes, and yet had not discovered
+Claverham.</p>
+
+<p>A moated house is a graphic reminder of old
+times when every Englishman's house was in
+reality, not in words, his castle. Early in the
+seventeenth century Sir Edward Coke laid down
+the dictum that "the house of every one is to him
+as his castle and fortress," a dictum that passed into
+a law proverb, "Jura publica privata domus." In
+those benighted days there were no land taxers,
+or sanitary or other inspectors to demand entry into
+an Englishman's home. What, I wonder, in olden
+times would the master of his house have said to a
+sanitary inspector who demanded admission thereto?
+Perhaps it would not so much have mattered what<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_20" id="Page_20">[Pg 20]</a></span>
+he would have said as what he would have done to
+him&mdash;with a deep moat so handy.</p>
+
+<p>The very sound of the words "moated" or
+"haunted house" was as romance to my ears when
+I was a youth, and the sound has lost little of its
+glamour and suggestion of mystery since that long
+ago, for over such ancient homes there always seems
+to brood an abiding air of mystery. In my search
+after moated and haunted houses, many a ballad in
+building, many a romance in stone, seeming more
+like an artist's or a poet's dream than a happy
+reality, and many a legended home in remote places
+have I discovered&mdash;for a romantic spot is the
+mother of legends. In the troublesome days gone
+by the dwellers in a moated house must have felt a
+delightful sense of security with the drawbridge up
+and the outer windows iron-barred. Even to-day,
+when staying in a moated house, have I felt the
+sense of security that a moat affords. So much for
+sentiment.</p>
+
+<p>Claverham disappointed me, though the fault was
+mine in expecting too much. To cherish an ideal
+and trusting to find it is to court disillusion, and a
+seasoned traveller like myself should not have fallen
+into this error. The unexpected always charms,
+when it has the power to charm, more than the
+expected. "Oft expectation fails, and most oft there
+where most it promises," says Shakespeare, whom
+it is the privilege of all Englishmen to quote. The
+chief delight of travel lies in the surprise of the unforeseen,
+and the discoveries we make for ourselves
+of interesting places and beauty-spots: being unprepared
+beforehand for such revelations, no ideals
+have been formed. So the unknown attracts and
+becomes oftentimes memorable.<br /><br /></p>
+
+<div class="figcenter">
+ <img src="images/ill-047.jpg" width="400" height="239"
+ alt=""
+ title="" />
+ <div class="caption"><p class="pn center">HAUNTED!</p>
+</div></div>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_21" id="Page_21">[Pg 21]</a></span></p>
+
+<p class="p1">I always picture a moated house as a building
+grey with years, perhaps in parts a little ruinous and
+creeper overgrown, with ivied casements, a bent and
+mossy or lichen-laden roof, and with oftentimes a
+ghost thrown in. Such a house without its ghost
+seems incomplete to me. Now Claverham, excepting
+for one possibly original chimney and a lichen-laden
+roof, conformed in no way to my picture, for
+the house has been so altered and rebuilt that the
+greater part of it, though not of to-day, is comparatively
+of yesterday and not of centuries ago.
+The wide and weedy moat, enclosing nearly an acre
+of ground, is there as of yore, but the chief interest
+of the place is in its history. Still Claverham is
+picturesque: a pleasant, retired, and wholly delightful
+abode in the summer-time; in the winter&mdash;well, it
+was not winter-time then. Portions of the interior
+are quaint, especially the black oak-beamed and
+plastered hall that with its ingle-nook gives one
+a genuine old-world greeting. The beams of
+the hall are of the original building, and so, we
+were told, was the wide ingle-nook of the dining-room;
+the crane, fire-back, and andirons of this
+fireplace, though ancient, are doubtless of more
+recent date.</p>
+
+<p>This is the history of Claverham in brief as told
+me by its present possessor. The house was originally
+built in 1307; according to Volume XIV. of
+the Sussex Archaeological Society, the manor of<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_22" id="Page_22">[Pg 22]</a></span>
+Claverham "in 12 Edward II. was in the possession
+of Nicholas de la Beche. This personage appears
+to be identical with the Sir Nicholas de Beche who,
+according to a wardrobe account dated 27th March,
+1311, participated with Sir Humphery de Littlebury
+and Sir Thomas le Latimer in the reward of twenty
+pounds for the singular service of <i>dragging the King
+out of bed on Easter Monday</i>." So at any rate my
+visit there unearthed a curious bit of ancient history.
+The manor shortly afterwards came into the
+possession of a member of the then famous Fiennes
+family, a descendant of one of the Norman warriors
+who had come over with the Conqueror. A successor
+of his afterwards built Hurstmonceux Castle and
+went to live there in 1422, but Claverham was
+retained by the Fiennes until about 1600. My host
+told me that his father remembered when there was
+still a drawbridge over the moat; now where the
+bridge was is an embanked approach to the house,
+doubtless more convenient, but infinitely less
+romantic. So, here and there, these picturesque
+relics of the past disappear. A portion of the
+building was so old that it tumbled down some few
+years back. My host considered that the house was
+never really fortified in the sense of being able to
+resist a regular siege, but was rather intended to
+withstand a raid, or a sudden attack by the robber
+bands which infested the country; the moat, too,
+served the further useful purpose as a protection
+against wolves and other wild animals which at the
+time had free range over the unenclosed and wooded
+country around. To-day it serves as a fence to<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_23" id="Page_23">[Pg 23]</a></span>
+keep out straying sheep and cattle from the fields,
+so that the tree-shaded and pleasant garden it
+encloses can be enjoyed in as much peace and
+privacy as though it were walled about; at the same
+time the moat does not interrupt what view there is.</p>
+
+<p>Leaving Claverham we drove along a narrow
+lane that ended in a fair main road, and this took us
+for a space alongside of the wide Laughton Level,
+over which sea of waving grasses, once mere marshland,
+is to be had perhaps the best and most comprehensive
+panorama of the South Downs, ranging
+as it does almost from Beachy Head to close upon
+Lewes. There before us they stretched, bare and
+rounded to the sky, in their long and lordly array
+of golden greenery fading into grey: miles and
+miles of glorious greenery as beheld under the
+summer sunshine, only broken here and there below
+by the pale-blue shadows of their shallow recesses.
+From that distance and point of view, the downs
+that day looked almost mountainous; it was this
+view that caused Gilbert White to describe the
+South Downs as "that majestic chain of mountains"&mdash;perhaps
+a somewhat exaggerated description, but
+serving to show how impressive the downs may
+appear under certain conditions, for Gilbert White
+was not given to employ grandiloquent language.
+It is the impression that a scene makes upon the
+traveller that profits, not the vulgar record of mere
+height, for there is a grandeur of form and colour as
+well as of size, and for grandeur of rolling form I
+know nothing to compare with the South Downs
+seen from afar.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_24" id="Page_24">[Pg 24]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>Then, rounding a spur of the hills, we descended
+into ancient and homely Lewes, "sweetly environ'd
+by the daisied downs": a town, according to Cobbett,
+of "clean windows and pretty faces" (I am glad
+that Cobbett found something during his Rural
+Rides to admire in his own country, for he was
+generally on the grumble). We left Lewes by a
+main road leading northwards: hemmed in as the
+town is by the downs, there was no other road to
+take except the one to Brighton, and to Brighton
+we were not minded to go. Presently we struck a
+byway to our right which brought us to Barcombe,
+a village of no interest; after this we found ourselves
+in a tree-bordered lane of the delightful Devon
+type, and this we followed for several winding
+miles.</p>
+
+<p>At one spot we dropped down to a sheltered and
+wooded hollow where we espied a lonely, half-timbered,
+and rambling farmstead, such as painters
+put in their pictures&mdash;pictures that the wealthy man
+of taste hangs on the walls of his mansion purely for
+the pleasure of looking at them, though I am afraid
+few men realise the subtle charm of such old buildings
+until an artist has translated it on paper or
+canvas. They see their beauties through other
+eyes, for there is an art in seeing and discovering
+beauty not cultivated by the many. I was tempted
+to take a photograph of this ancient farmhouse, but
+could only secure a poor end view owing to the
+slope of the ground and obstructing trees. It would
+have made a delightful water-colour sketch, only
+had I stopped to sketch every pleasing spot by the
+way, my journey might have been prolonged to the
+winter. I had no trouble in finding subjects for the
+brush or camera; I came upon them in endless
+succession. So does rural England abound in beauty.
+My trouble was what to select out of the profusion
+of good things presented to me. I felt like one
+going through a vast picture-gallery of lovely landscapes,
+only the landscapes were real and living, and
+so the more delightful.<br /><br /></p>
+
+<div class="figcenter">
+ <img src="images/ill-053.jpg" width="400" height="284"
+ alt=""
+ title="" />
+ <div class="caption"><p class="pn center">A SUSSEX FARMSTEAD.</p>
+</div></div>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_25" id="Page_25">[Pg 25]</a></span></p>
+
+<p class="p1">The old-fashioned, age-mellowed farmsteads built
+in the spacious days gone by, when every yard of
+ground and inch of space was not considered, what
+pleasantly familiar features they form in the landscape,
+with their suggestion of contentment, and
+you come upon them everywhere. Familiar, and
+essentially English, but how unobtrusive they are,
+they seem like a natural growth and truly to belong
+to the soil; remove them from the countryside, and
+the eye, perhaps hardly knowing why, would feel
+that there was something missing. Times of late
+years have not been prosperous for the agriculturist,
+and I noticed during the journey at more than one
+picturesque and pleasantly situated old farmhouse a
+board displayed with "Apartments to let" thereon.
+From a passing glance they appeared very desirable
+quarters for those who love retirement, quietude, and
+purely rural surroundings.</p>
+
+<p>"It's an ill wind that blows nobody good." Probably
+in more prosperous times farmers would not
+dream of letting lodgings, but now here is an opportunity
+offering for hard-worked paterfamilias (whose
+purse is limited, and who is in search of pure air,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_26" id="Page_26">[Pg 26]</a></span>
+change of scene, and fresh surroundings for his
+youngsters) to spend his holiday in the real country
+far from crowds, where the children are free to
+wander over the fields, romp in the meadows, climb
+trees, play at haymaking, go a-blackberrying, a-bird-nesting,
+or whatever rural doing may at the moment
+take their fancy, when not intent upon watching the
+constant, interesting, and varied life about a farmstead.</p>
+
+<p>A holiday in a farmhouse, how delightful and
+restful is the thought of it to the town-tired man;
+what a refreshing and complete change it spells
+from the usually dull and dear seaside apartments,
+with the everlasting pier, the noisy band, or the
+inevitable nigger minstrels on the beach by way of
+insistent entertainment! At a farmhouse of the
+right and good old-fashioned sort you may obtain
+fresh fruits and vegetables from the garden, milk
+direct from the cow, real thick country cream, butter
+that you may see churned, home-cured bacon and
+perchance hams, to say nothing of newly-laid eggs,
+such as are unobtainable in cities. This is no fancy
+statement; I write from actual experience. The
+thing is, of course, to find the right sort of farmhouse
+and the farmer willing to take in lodgers, for
+though existing they naturally require discovering,
+or recommending by those who know them. For
+the busy man this detail of discovery does present a
+difficulty; to me driving haphazard about the country
+it presented none, as such desirable quarters, situated
+in pleasant spots, discovered themselves from time
+to time as the journey progressed.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_27" id="Page_27">[Pg 27]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>Once I tried the experiment of spending a month
+in a farmhouse with my wife and child, and it proved
+an unqualified success. In the matter of cost it was
+the cheapest holiday I ever took, and no holiday
+has given me more real pleasure, or lingers more delightfully
+in my memory. The farmhouse in question
+(I came upon it during a driving tour, and there I
+stayed instead of touring further) was situated in
+wild Wales and surrounded by beautiful scenery;
+there were wide and open moors at the back of it
+to ramble over, and mountains on the other side to
+climb, and not far away was a playful, tumbling little
+river that provided me with trout fishing.</p>
+
+<p class="pp3 p1">Much for my sport I cannot say,<br />
+Though, mind, I like the fun;</p>
+<p class="pp3">There have I been the livelong day<br />
+Without extracting one.</p>
+
+<p class="p1">Still, it was ever an excuse for a delightful ramble
+alongside the companionable river, for in the plashing
+and gurgling of its waters it almost seemed a
+living thing. At any unoccupied moment I could
+sally forth with my rod by its rocky banks, just as
+readily as I could start for a stroll with my stick,
+though sketching from nature was my favourite
+pastime when in a less lazy mood. So time never
+hung heavily.</p>
+
+<p>Still, perhaps a word of caution may be given:
+however otherwise desirable, farmhouse apartments
+in a purely agricultural country are apt to prove a
+disillusion to the elders if they have no resources in
+themselves, owing to the want of something more
+exciting to do than to watch the slow movements of<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_28" id="Page_28">[Pg 28]</a></span>
+farming operations. Pleasant surroundings are an
+essential, so a hilly country is to be desired; then
+places of interest in the neighbourhood may be made
+the excuse for occasional excursions, and there are
+few neighbourhoods where these may not be found.</p>
+
+<p>The farmer whose apartments I took let them
+every year, he told me; an artist and his family had
+taken them after my term was over, and from what
+I gathered the different lodgers practically paid the
+farmer's rent&mdash;a roundabout way of meeting agricultural
+depression. Though but a detail, the farmer
+sold us what little produce of his we consumed at
+full market value or over, yet this was considerably
+less than the usual tradesmen's charges, and every
+little helps. Besides fruit, vegetables, milk, butter,
+bacon, home-made jams, and countless eggs, we
+purchased fowls in quantities, and occasionally
+ducks. On fowls, indeed, we chiefly relied for the
+table, butcher's meat being difficult to obtain, and,
+truth to tell, tough when obtained. The fowls were
+not over-plump, not being especially fattened&mdash;or
+crammed, is it? Barn-door fowls, the farmer called
+them, as they picked up a good deal of their substance
+from the grain scattered about the outbuildings and
+ricks; so their food was varied, consequently their
+flesh, if there was not much of it, was tender and
+delicate of flavour.</p>
+
+<p>We had to rely upon ourselves for society, though
+we did get acquainted with one stranger, an artist,
+who had taken up his abode at a homely little inn
+some two miles away&mdash;an inn that had its uses in
+that it provided us with the bottled ale of Bass.<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_29" id="Page_29">[Pg 29]</a></span>
+We led a self-contained life and gloried in it. Our
+bread was home-baked, and I still pleasantly
+remember how excellent that bread was, though it
+had not the white colour one is accustomed to in
+the town variety. We had only one baking a week,
+but the bread kept sweet and palatable for the
+whole of that time; it did not dry hard on the cut
+surface as bought bread does; it was made from
+home-grown wheat ground at a water-mill near by,
+whose wheel was turned by the little, useful river&mdash;there
+was the romance of it. Great long loaves
+they were, with a generous allowance of crisp, rocky
+crust to crumb&mdash;loaves to be remembered.</p>
+
+<p>We stepped at once from the door of the house
+into the country, and that was the charm of it. Our
+water came direct from the lonely moors above, and
+was beyond suspicion pure and in superabundant
+supply; indeed at one end of the large kitchen there
+was a stone trough for washing purposes, and along
+this the water ran day and night; no tap was ever
+turned on&mdash;there was no tap to turn. Perhaps I
+was fortunate in finding such desirable quarters, but
+on comparing notes with an artist friend, who took
+farmhouse apartments in Cumberland, I found he
+fared as well as we did. A change in the method
+of taking a holiday lends an added zest to it, and
+those who are tired of expensive hotels, seaside
+lodgings, or constant travelling, with the everlasting
+packing and squeezing of the sponge, might do
+worse than try farmhouse apartments in some
+pleasant country. If rest be needed I cannot
+imagine a more restful form of holiday.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_30" id="Page_30">[Pg 30]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>Besides being a good cook our farmer's wife was
+skilled in the making of sundry jams, jellies, ginger-beer,
+and elderberry wine; of the last she was very
+proud, and mulled some for us to bring out its full
+flavour&mdash;I did not sample it a second time: such
+wine maketh the heart sad. One of her concoctions,
+however, commended itself to me, namely, a home-made
+kind of liquor that was fresh and pleasant to
+my palate which she called, curiously enough, "Job's
+Comforter." Who would have expected such a
+thing in a remote farmhouse? This is the recipe
+for the making of it as given to me: "Get a wide-mouthed
+stone jar and put in it as many good lemons
+as you can; stick as many cloves as possible into
+the skin of the lemons, pressing them well in, then
+place the prepared lemons in the jar and fill up with
+unsweetened gin; let the lemons remain in the gin
+for two or three days, after this strain the liquid off,
+add honey and a little sugar-candy to sweeten
+according to taste and to give a smoothness to the
+liquor, then bottle it." I give the recipe exactly as
+given to me. I had some trouble to obtain it, and
+should prefer more precise details as to quantities,
+but these old housewives are jealous of giving their
+recipes away. I took a bottle of this "Job's
+Comforter" home with me and friends of mine
+pronounced it excellent&mdash;"as good as Chartreuse"
+they declared, but perhaps this estimate was owing
+to the novelty of the thing. Still, it was undoubtedly
+good.</p>
+
+<p>Resuming our journey we followed the lonely
+lane for a long way without arriving anywhere, but<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_31" id="Page_31">[Pg 31]</a></span>
+"to travel hopefully is better than to arrive," and
+we were in no hurry. Still, the longest lane has
+ending, and ours ended at a wide, open, elevated
+space marked Pit Down on the map; this spot, I
+afterwards discovered, earned its title from the fact
+that there in pits were hastily buried the victims of
+the plague that once devastated the villages around,
+and in one of these villages, Fletching by name, we
+shortly afterwards found ourselves. A pretty village
+it proved to be of the picture-book sort, as clean
+and neat as though it were a Kate Greenaway's
+drawing materialised. The ancient church stands
+in precisely the right spot, around which are grouped,
+as an artist might group them, the many gabled
+houses of the village; the one thing wanting to
+perfect the picture was the village green, but "fortune
+seldom comes with both hands full." Fletching lies
+well out of the beaten track and is only to be
+reached by winding lanes, so that I should imagine
+a motorist is seldom seen there, unless he has
+fortunately lost his way to the finding of the village.
+Even then some motorists might not realise their
+good fortune.</p>
+
+<p>I stopped the car in the shade of one of its
+attractive houses, when a man approached me,
+evidently imagining I had come to see the church,
+and, desiring to be of service, exclaimed, "The
+rector will be delighted to show you over the church;
+there are a lot of curious old tombs inside that are
+well worth seeing. The rectory is just over the
+way"&mdash;pointing to it&mdash;"and I know the rector's at
+home." I explained that I had not come to see<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_32" id="Page_32">[Pg 32]</a></span>
+the church but had merely driven into the village
+accidentally. "But you really ought to see it now
+you are here," he continued; "the rector takes a
+great interest in it, and is always so pleased to show
+it to any stranger." Fate had brought me to
+Fletching, and Fate appeared determined I should
+see the church. Fate was kinder than I knew. The
+man stood there watching me, and after his civility
+I felt it would seem ungracious to disappoint
+him. So to the rectory I went, though somewhat
+reluctantly, for it was a fine, out-of-door day, but
+I did not wish to hurt the man's feelings.</p>
+
+<p>The grey-haired parson received me most
+cordially; I might have been a welcome guest instead
+of a stranger seeking a favour, but I have always
+found that in pleasant places you meet with pleasant
+people. Pleasant surroundings surely, to a certain
+extent, influence the temperament of man? They
+affect me, I know, and strongly. "Delighted to
+show you over our church," said the parson; "it
+possesses many features of interest that you might
+miss if you went alone." So I put myself under his
+guidance, for who should take a more intelligent
+interest in, or know more about, a church than its
+parson? He even appeared very desirous to show it.
+A parson's life in a village is often a dull one, and
+possibly the occasional meeting with a sympathetic
+stranger comes as a welcome relief to his round of
+monotonous days.</p>
+
+<p>Before entering the building I noticed a little
+"low-side" or "leper window" on the left of the
+porch. The purport of these so-called "leper<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_33" id="Page_33">[Pg 33]</a></span>
+windows," so frequently to be found in country
+churches, has perplexed many a learned archaeologist,
+and it seems passing strange to me why a
+window so usual should be a subject of such mystery.
+The once generally accepted theory was that they
+were provided for lepers, that those so unfortunately
+afflicted might view, from outside the church and
+safely apart from the congregation, the elevation of
+the Host, and thus participate, to some extent, in the
+service. But in the case of Fletching church, and
+many others, these peculiar windows are so placed
+that no one could possibly see the altar from them;
+moreover, as the rector remarked, lepers were never
+admitted into churchyards. So the leper theory
+fails. My personal impression is that these windows
+were never intended for looking into, but for looking
+out of the building, and for this purpose such a
+small window sufficed. From the number of leper
+windows I have inspected, and writing from recollection,
+I should imagine that the majority of them are
+suitably placed for watching the congregation entering
+the church, and so might be of service to the
+bell-ringers; but that, I take it, would be a
+secondary consideration and not the main object
+of them.</p>
+
+<p>On entering Fletching church my attention was
+called to the Norman arches under the tower showing
+that the building had been originally Norman.
+Now, owing to rebuildings and restorations, it is
+mainly Early English&mdash;the Early English of the
+Victorian era! On the west wall is a curious and
+well-preserved little brass, doubtless formerly on the<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_34" id="Page_34">[Pg 34]</a></span>
+floor. The inscription on this, beautifully cut, runs
+briefly as follows:</p>
+
+<p class="pp1 p1">
+Hic jacet Petrus Denot, glover:<br />
+Cujus aie ppicietur Deus. Amen.</p>
+
+<p class="pn p1">The brass is manifestly an ancient one, and the
+absence of a date is notable; there is plenty of space
+for it. Two gloves, crossed, are shown below.
+The English word "glover" looks strangely out of
+place in the midst of the Latin. Presumably the
+carver of the inscription, though doubtless familiar
+from frequent usage with the usual Latin employed
+on the memorials to the dead, its <i>Hic jacets</i>, its
+<i>Obiits</i>, and the rest that goes between, was in a
+quandary how to render "glover" in the classic
+tongue; his limited learning failing him, he boldly
+inserted it in English. At least I arrived at
+that conclusion. Who was this Petrus Denot, I
+wondered? The rector knew his story in part and
+enlightened me. He was an inhabitant of Fletching,
+a glover by trade, and was one of the unfortunates
+who took a part in the Cade rebellion; he was
+captured and hanged, but his body was recovered
+by his relations and was buried in the church. I
+query if that is the whole of the story, for it seems
+strange that a tradesman of the period, to say
+nothing of his being hanged for treason, should
+have the much-sought-for privilege of being buried
+within the church's hallowed walls, and honoured
+with a brass besides. Does the brass being dateless
+point to anything? I fancy that there is more in
+the simple terse inscription than meets the eye.<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_35" id="Page_35">[Pg 35]</a></span>
+At one time it appears Fletching was famous for
+its gloves made from hogs' skins imported from
+Holland, and it is supposed that the plague was
+conveyed to the village by these skins, and that
+brought the industry to an end, and the village
+nearly too.</p>
+
+<p>During one of the restorations, when the flooring
+of the church was removed, many skeletons were
+discovered beneath, all in an upright position&mdash;"pointing
+to Saxon burial," I was told. It may,
+however, be remembered that Wordsworth in "The
+White Doe of Rylstone" alludes to bodies in after-Saxon
+days being so buried in a vault at Bolton
+Priory:</p>
+
+<p class="pp1 p1">
+Pass, pass who will yon chantry door,<br />
+And through the chink in the fractured floor<br />
+Look down and see a grisly sight:<br />
+A vault where the bodies are buried upright!<br />
+There, face by face, and hand by hand,<br />
+The Claphams and Mauleverers stand.<br />
+</p>
+
+<p class="pn p1">"Possibly you are aware," exclaimed my parson
+guide, "that Gibbon the historian rests here in the
+Sheffield chapel amid the Sheffield family deceased,
+for the first earl was a great friend of his." I was
+not aware of the fact, but with Cicero I could say,
+"Non me pudet fateri nescire quod nesciam." The
+number of world-famous men is so large, and grows
+ever larger as the years roll on, that it is quite
+impossible to remember where but a scant few of
+the more famous of them were born, or died, or lie
+buried. What matters it? These details belong
+to Fate, not to genius; no genius can command<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_36" id="Page_36">[Pg 36]</a></span>
+them. So we went to the Sheffield chapel, which is
+approached by a narrow passage; facing this is a
+plain marble wall impressively devoid of any ornament,
+but covered with epitaphs to members of the
+Sheffield family; in the centre of these is one, in
+Latin, to Gibbon. He alone has the honour of
+Latin, the rest being in plain English. "Now,"
+said the rector, "I have a gruesome revelation to
+make. One evening when at her devotions in the
+church a nurse was startled by a loud report coming
+from the Sheffield chapel; she fled the building in
+terror: it afterwards turned out that the coffin in
+which Gibbon was laid to rest had burst and a
+new coffin had to be made. But this is not a lively
+subject; let me call your attention to those stained-glass
+windows. The glass of these was removed
+and buried in the churchyard for preservation during
+the period of the Puritan fury; some years ago it
+was unearthed and now is in its old place again. So
+Time brings about its revenge; what one generation
+would destroy another would preserve, only the
+glass being much broken, the pieces have got sadly
+mixed so as to resemble a mosaic, but not an unpleasing
+mosaic, revealing little of the old design,
+yet sufficient to show that the windows were to a
+royal personage, presumably the Duke of Lancaster."</p>
+
+<p>Next a well-preserved piscina was pointed out to
+me, having a bracket on the top presumably to
+support an image, "in which respect this piscina is
+almost, if not quite, unique in England." Then in
+turn we inspected some of the ancient monuments;
+reclining on the first altar tomb were two recumbent<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_37" id="Page_37">[Pg 37]</a></span>
+alabaster effigies side by side, one of a beruffled
+man in armour and warlike of countenance, the other
+of his wife. The inscription below runs: "Here
+lyeth buried the body of Richard Lache. Coming
+out of his office of High Sheriff for the counties of
+Sussex and Surrey, having no issue of his body
+living, he gave all his lands in the county of
+Sussex unto Catherine his wife, and made her sole
+executoress of his last will. In regard whereof
+... she of her own account caused this monument
+to be made, and herself living, to be pictured lying
+by him, as you see." Yet this disconsolate widow
+consoled herself the next year by marrying the
+Earl of Nottingham and lies buried elsewhere!
+Inconstant woman! Another fine altar tomb,
+though minus inscription, is supposed by the coat of
+arms remaining on it to be that of Sir Edward
+Dalyngruge, "who having amassed a large fortune
+by war, marriage, and court patronage, obtained the
+royal license to build upon the hereditary estate of
+his wife the castle of Bodiam." There were also
+other ancient tombs of lesser interest, one mutilated
+but apparently to a crusader and his wife; and a
+thirteenth-century slab with only the matrix of its
+brass remaining. In the transept I noticed, hung
+against the wall, two crested helmets, gilt and
+coloured, the gilding and colours being much age-dimmed,
+with rusty spurs and gauntlets suspended
+just below: the crests were those of the Abergavenny
+family. There were also other features of
+interest in the church&mdash;a penitent's window, a holy
+water stoup, and at a late restoration I learnt that<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_38" id="Page_38">[Pg 38]</a></span>
+one of the pillars by the chancel was found to be
+hollow and to contain the old steps intact leading
+to the rood-loft, and at the top of the steps an
+ancient green chasuble was discovered, left there in
+some haste or for concealment, it may be imagined.</p>
+
+<p>On leaving I asked the rector if he knew of any
+curious epitaph in the churchyard. Time, alas! has
+robbed us of many a one, and worse still, to my
+knowledge, certain men placed "in a little brief
+authority," not approving of such levity on sacred
+ground, have deliberately obliterated others. "But,"
+said the rector, "if I cannot show you any quaint
+epitaph, I can tell you of a singular one I came
+upon some time ago in ancient St. Mary's churchyard
+at Eastbourne; it ran, 'A virtuous woman is
+5/- to her husband.' This puzzled me at first, then
+I came to the conclusion that it should read, 'A
+virtuous woman is a crown to her husband.' Possibly
+the carver was an illiterate man, and, being apparently
+short of space, substituted 5/- for crown, deeming
+them synonymous. But whatever the explanation,
+that is how the epitaph read."</p>
+
+<p>Fletching church was one of the happy discoveries
+of the journey; though much restored it is
+of more than ordinary interest. There are, indeed,
+but few churches of ancient date that have not
+something noteworthy to reveal to the traveller;
+truly they are chapters of history in stone, and some
+of them are, in a sense, museums. It is well worth
+a wanderer's while to step aside now and then to
+inspect carefully and leisurely a country church
+(carefully, or he may miss much), especially those in<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_39" id="Page_39">[Pg 39]</a></span>
+remote spots where a want of pence has happily
+restrained the restorer's hand: blessed be their
+poverty, I say, for owing to it only needful reparation
+has been done, so ancient tombs and brasses
+have remained undisturbed, and the medieval craftsman's
+handiwork has not been improved away, to
+the joy of every lover of the never-returning and
+picturesque past.</p>
+
+<hr class="chap" />
+
+</div>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_40" id="Page_40">[Pg 40]</a></span></p>
+
+<div class="break">
+
+<h2 class="p4 mid">CHAPTER III</h2>
+
+<p class="pa3 p1">An old coaching inn&mdash;The resurrection of the road&mdash;Far from anywhere&mdash;The
+charm of the unexpected&mdash;A historic milestone&mdash;"Mine
+host" of past days&mdash;Our port-wine drinking ancestors&mdash;The
+lure of the lane&mdash;Village life&mdash;Miniature effigy of a
+knight&mdash;The tomb of "the good Archbishop Leighton"&mdash;A
+church clerk's story.</p>
+
+<p class="pn p2">Leaving Fletching by a leafy lane, we shortly came
+to a grass-margined highway, and where the lane
+and highway met, stood, somewhat back from the
+road, a lonely old inn&mdash;"The Sheffield Arms" to wit&mdash;a
+well-preserved example of a modest country
+hostelry of the easy-going Georgian era; one that
+externally shows no signs of alteration since it first
+was built, and few are the inns of the period that have
+not suffered some change during those changeful
+years. As our posting and coach-travelling forefathers
+saw "The Sheffield Arms" with its long
+range of stabling on one side, so it looks to-day, only
+a little more time-toned and weather-stained, with less
+life about it and, what life there is, less picturesque.</p>
+
+<p>There was no other building in sight on the long,
+straight, but undulating stretch of tree-bordered
+road fronting the inn, excepting one or two
+lowly cottages half hidden in woods, so out of
+direct observation that they did not lessen the<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_41" id="Page_41">[Pg 41]</a></span>
+impression of loneliness and the illusion of remoteness
+that the place gave. "Miles from Anywhere.
+No Hurry," is the legend displayed on the gable of
+another lonely inn at Upware in the Fens; it might
+as well be written on the signboard of "The
+Sheffield Arms."</p>
+
+<p>An ancient coaching hostelry of some pretence,
+that has seen better days and other ways, that has
+not been modernised, standing forlorn by the roadside,
+but still appearing too proud to mourn its long-lost
+prosperity, always makes its appeal to me, for it
+strikes a pathetic note. I do not need the building
+to be picturesque, though I would prefer it thus, so
+long as it be not too much decayed, only that it
+possess the glamour of age, has entertained travellers
+of the long ago, and so made its little history. Then
+I humour my fancy. Many an old inn of this kind
+has a sort of magnetic attraction for the few who
+indulge in that despised article, sentiment: Stevenson
+confessed that he could never get over his hankering
+after a room in a wayside tavern in which to start
+his tale. There is romance about a lonely and once
+flourishing inn, however plain that inn may be&mdash;romance
+that clings to it as surely as ivy clings to a
+crumbling ruin. I feel that, in the days gone by, some
+eventful happening only waiting to be revealed
+must have taken place within the walls of such a
+one, some romance unrecorded yet. For real
+romance lingered long into the coaching age, but
+steam and electricity have killed it. Now</p>
+
+<p class="pp3 p1">
+Romance beside his unstrung lute,<br />
+Lies stricken mute.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_42" id="Page_42">[Pg 42]</a></span></p>
+
+<p class="p1">Had "The Sheffield Arms" a tale to tell? To
+me it looked as though it had, but then it must be
+remembered the poetry of a place lies as much in
+the eyes of the beholder as in the place itself; what
+is a romance in building to one is but bricks and
+mortar to another. We do not all see alike; a
+Turner, a David Cox, a Constable would each
+render the same landscape differently. Once when
+admiring an old ivy-covered Tudor manor-house I
+ventured to remark to a native on the beauty of it;
+he scornfully rejoined, "I see nought in it, it wants
+pulling down." The eye is but a lens; it is the
+mind that really sees and interprets.</p>
+
+<p>"The Sheffield Arms" is well retired from the
+highway by a wide space of grassy ground whereon
+grows a flourishing clump of trees; on the roadside
+of this clump stands a large, two-pillared, crossed-top
+signpost; from this depends a swinging sign, in
+the good old-fashioned way as an inn-sign should&mdash;a
+sign that boldly proclaims the business of the
+house, so that even the rushing motorist could
+hardly pass it unheeded by. Without the needful
+sign one would hardly guess that the shy building
+was an inn, so little otherwise does it assert its
+purpose&mdash;and modesty becomes even a building!</p>
+
+<p>There I pulled up beneath the welcome shade of
+the trees, sought the cool interior of the hostel and
+called for a glass of ale, for the day was hot, and
+mortal man is sometimes thirsty. The ale was good,
+and brought to mind the poet's query:</p>
+
+<p class="pp1 p1">
+Say, for what were hop-yards meant,<br />
+Or why was Burton built on Trent?</p>
+
+<p class="pn p1">Why, to provide good ale, of course, such as I
+sampled there that day. Then I got a-chatting
+with the landlord in hopes of gleaning something of
+the old inn's past story. I found much civility, but
+to my disappointment the landlord (whose name of
+Weller, by the way, was a reminder of Dickens)
+had scant information of the kind I sought. Truly
+he said it once had been a coaching house: I could
+have told him that.<br /><br /></p>
+
+<div class="figcenter">
+ <img src="images/ill-073a.jpg" width="400" height="312"
+ alt=""
+ title="" />
+ <div class="caption"><p class="pn center">OLD COACHING HOSTELRY, SHEFFIELD PARK, SUSSEX.</p>
+</div></div>
+
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+
+<div class="figcenter">
+ <img src="images/ill-073b.jpg" width="400" height="295"
+ alt=""
+ title="" />
+ <div class="caption"><p class="pn center">AN ANGLER'S MODEST INN.</p>
+</div></div>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_43" id="Page_43">[Pg 43]</a></span></p>
+
+<p class="p1">The inn, I imagine, after the coming of the railway
+suffered from long neglect, left stranded high
+and dry, as it was, on a travel-forsaken road, its
+profitable posting and coaching custom gone, and
+with little else to depend upon: how it existed at all
+during that stagnant period is a wonder. Who
+would ever then have dreamt of the resurrection of the
+road that the motor-car has brought about? How
+the landlords of the half-forsaken country inns must
+have rubbed their hands with glee to find custom, and
+profitable custom too, come again their way. It was
+a miracle; so they refurbished their ancient houses
+and blessed the car that others cursed. In this
+respect, at any rate, the motor has done good service,
+for a quiet country inn is a boon to the traveller
+who does not always care to seek his rest in crowded
+noisy towns. There was a long time, after the
+coaches had disappeared, when it was the rarest
+thing to find a decent rural inn, and the best of
+these existed for the sake of fishermen; they were
+unfortunately few, but mostly excellent, for the fisherman
+loves good cheer&mdash;so does his fellow-sportsman
+the motorist.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_44" id="Page_44">[Pg 44]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>At the first glance the interior of the ancient
+hostelry did not appear inviting. I found my way
+into a large, cheerless apartment, erst, I imagined,
+the coffee-room; truly there were flowers on the
+table, and a door stood open wide on to a little
+garden where sweet-scented roses grew whose
+perfume was wafted into the chamber, but there
+was no carpet on the floor, and bare boards, though
+clean and stained a warm hue, are noisy to the tread
+and comfortless to the eye. I was not impressed,
+for though one despises luxury, one looks for
+comfort. Then I jokingly asked the maid, who
+put in a sudden appearance on the scene, if they
+ever had any visitors stopping there: thought I, it is
+a needless query. To my surprise she replied,
+"We often have motoring parties for the night, and
+sometimes they stay a day or two; would you like
+to see our rooms?" I thought I would; I expected
+to find musty chambers, four-poster beds, and forbidding
+antiquated furniture, but I found bedrooms
+scrupulously clean, neat, and simply but sufficiently
+furnished; I have slept in rooms less comfortable
+and less clean at expensive town hotels. There
+was, too, a large but cosy sitting-room supplied with
+really easy chairs, and&mdash;who would have thought
+it?&mdash;a good bathroom! Upstairs the old inn was
+clean and comfortable, and the not-too-exacting
+traveller might take his ease there with much content:
+indeed I almost wished I had been belated
+and compelled to do so.</p>
+
+<p>It is always a delight to me to stay at a real old-fashioned
+country inn, far from anywhere: I love<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_45" id="Page_45">[Pg 45]</a></span>
+the peace of it. The country is as tranquil as ever,
+but the towns are, alas! more noisy. Would Dr.
+Johnson care to "walk down" his beloved Fleet
+Street to-day, I wonder, with all the twentieth-century
+bustle of it? De Quincey, too, dearly
+loved the quiet country inn; writing in 1802, of a
+walking tour he took, he remarks, "Happier life I
+cannot imagine than this vagrancy ... and towards
+evening a courteous welcome in a rustic inn. It
+has often struck me that a world-wearied man, who
+sought for the peace of monasteries separated from
+their gloomy captivity&mdash;peace and silence such as
+theirs combined with the large liberty of nature&mdash;could
+not do better than revolve amongst these
+modest inns."</p>
+
+<p>At the rear of "The Sheffield Arms" the country
+looked inviting with its green meadows and big
+branching trees, and noticing a footpath I was
+tempted to take a stroll. I had not wandered far
+when to my surprise I came upon a deep, rock-girt,
+and shady glen of much charm; at the head of this
+I caught a glimpse of a large still sheet of silvery
+water, a lake in miniature, for it was perhaps a
+quarter of a mile in length or more, of generous
+width also, and from its sides rose, steeply and
+abruptly, hills, wooded to the skyline&mdash;wooded hills
+that doubled themselves on its mirror-like surface.
+I have seldom come so suddenly upon so lovely a
+spot without a hint of what was to be revealed; in
+truth the scenery gave no suggestion of this, and,
+as a rule, Sussex lacks the enlivening presence of
+water. There was a joy in the discovery of that<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_46" id="Page_46">[Pg 46]</a></span>
+beauty-spot; nothing more delicious of the kind have
+I ever seen.</p>
+
+<p class="pp1 p1">
+Good things that come of course far less do please<br />
+Than those that come by sweet contingencies.</p>
+
+<p class="p1">Possibly this sheet of water was artificial, though
+it had purely a natural look, for it may have been
+one of the numerous "hammer-ponds" constructed
+long ago for the service of an iron mill or mills in
+the now almost forgotten days when Sussex was the
+Black Country of England, when the present peaceful
+and pastoral land, as Camden says, "resounded
+with the noise of busy hammer-mills beating upon
+the iron," and its pure air was polluted with the
+smoke of many furnaces and forges of which
+Sheffield possessed its share. Sussex wood-smelted
+iron was reckoned the toughest in the world, and
+iron ore still abounds in the county; it was the
+failure of fuel for smelting, owing to the exhaustion
+of the forests and the near proximity of iron and
+coal in the North, that caused the decay of the
+extensive Sussex iron industry, not the lack of ore&mdash;a
+fortunate happening as far as the beauty of the
+land is concerned. Reminders of the period may
+be found in the many place-names on the map, such
+as "Steelforgeland," "Furnace Farm," "Cinder
+Hill," "Hammerfield," and numerous others of a
+similar nature. Those ancient iron-masters have
+left their gracious mark in the land by the many
+beautiful homes, standing yet, that they built for
+their convenience and enjoyment in the days of
+their prosperity: they built not only houses, they<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_47" id="Page_47">[Pg 47]</a></span>
+built pictures in stone, in brick, in half-timber,
+delightful to look upon; perhaps "they built
+better than they knew." Amongst the many
+in half-timber Middle House at Mayfield is a
+good example, and of those in stone Batemans,
+near Burwash, the home of Rudyard Kipling, is
+another.</p>
+
+<p>At the end of the lakelet I discovered a
+picturesque water-mill&mdash;grey and old, with a
+weatherboard upper story, and a red-tiled, lichen-laden,
+uneven roof, silvery and golden&mdash;its dark
+green wheel revolving round in a leisurely fashion
+to the droning of the ancient machinery within, and
+the quiet splash of water without. A ready-made
+picture awaiting the artist to paint it, if he has not
+already done so. Somehow the sounds of water
+and wind-driven machinery seem to me to be
+different in quality to that of steam-driven
+machinery with its insistent noise: water and
+wind are natural powers, and both water-mills
+and windmills with their adjuncts are picturesque
+objects to the eye, but I know no steam-mill that is
+not ugly. In the days before steam became the
+almost universal power, and the modern builder and
+engineer had not disfigured the country with their
+assertive erections, how doubly beautiful England
+must have been! Would that photography had
+been invented ages ago, then we might possibly
+have had photographs of Elizabethan England preserved
+to us, so that we might better judge of its
+picturesqueness than by descriptions and drawings
+not always to be trusted.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_48" id="Page_48">[Pg 48]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>I know of no other pleasanter stretch of highway
+in all England than those few miles on either hand
+of "The Sheffield Arms"; on both sides of it are
+spacious grassy margins left to nature, and they
+extend as far as the eye can see, and the sum of
+them would come to a considerable acreage. On
+these wide wastes grow big oaks and other trees;
+especially noticeable are numerous clumps of Scotch
+firs that, with their tall red trunks and twisted
+branches high above, give quite a character to the
+roadscape, if I may employ so odd a term; besides
+which brambles, heather, bracken, gorse, and other
+wild growing things flourish on them at their own
+sweet will. An ideal spot for a wayside picnic,
+where one might choose a secluded nook near to the
+road, yet hidden from it. Here at least no "hungry
+nobility have swallowed up all the land except the
+King's Highway." There was not a soul in sight;
+the vacant road impressed me with the same sense
+of loneliness as does a house deserted, for I looked
+for life and found none.</p>
+
+<p>On a slight rise, a little away from the road
+and not far from the inn, I espied a tall, shapely,
+solitary stone pillar, weather-stained and worn,
+backed by a tangle of greenery. This aroused
+my curiosity, so off I set to solve its purport&mdash;and
+discovered a glorified milestone, manifestly
+erected in days somewhat remote; the lettering
+on it was, in parts, wasted away and so difficult
+to decipher, but I managed to make out
+certain of the names and figures, and this is what
+I noted:</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_49" id="Page_49">[Pg 49]</a></span></p>
+
+<table id="t01" summary="t01">
+
+ <tr>
+ <td>&nbsp;</td>
+ <td class="tdc"><span class="reduct">Miles.</span></td>
+ </tr>
+
+ <tr>
+ <td>Westminster Bridge</td>
+ <td class="tdc">39</td>
+ </tr>
+
+ <tr>
+ <td>East Grinstead</td>
+ <td class="tdc">10</td>
+ </tr>
+
+ <tr>
+ <td>Lewes</td>
+ <td class="tdc">10</td>
+ </tr>
+
+ <tr>
+ <td>Brighthelmstone</td>
+ <td class="tdc">17</td>
+ </tr>
+
+</table>
+
+<p class="pn p1">There were further inscriptions, but these were all
+I copied. Brighton being given as Brighthelmstone
+shows how far back the stone was placed there&mdash;those
+were the days when people directed their
+letters "Brighthelmstone, near Lewes." I learnt
+afterwards that this milestone was erected by a
+former Earl Sheffield in order to settle the frequent
+disputes that arose with the postboys as to distances
+to his park and the inn. "Private travellers," as
+those who posted about country were called, had need
+of well-filled purses, for in addition to the charge for
+posting that ranged, according to Leigh's <i>Road
+Book</i> (sixth edition of 1837), from 1s. to 1s. 9d. per
+mile, the postillion expected and demanded a further
+3d. a mile for himself, and more if he could extort
+it; besides which the traveller frequently felt under
+the moral compunction "to take something for the
+good of the house" during the delay of changing
+horses.</p>
+
+<p>On the arrival and departure of the postchaise
+the old-fashioned landlord was always in polite
+evidence, willing to drink the traveller's health at
+the traveller's expense&mdash;it was the custom of the
+age. What constitutions the men of those days
+must have had, whether of high or low degree!
+Men then there were who could drink their two, or
+even three, bottles of port at night, and rise the next
+morning apparently none the worse for it. When I<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_50" id="Page_50">[Pg 50]</a></span>
+was a youth I visited a country squire, one of the
+last of the old race, and I well remember that after
+dinner he drank his two bottles of port, excepting a
+glass that was given to me; at the finish he was "as
+sober as a judge," and the next morning, early, he
+was out with the hounds.</p>
+
+<p>Leaving the old inn we took a narrow lane
+opposite to it, for it had a pleasant look; the highway
+too was pleasant enough, but we thought
+the lane the more likely to lead to some out-of-the-way
+spot and have more picturesque possibilities:
+the highways serve the towns, the byways the villages
+and the countryside, so always take to a lane when
+you can if you desire to discover the secreted beauty
+of the land. Our lane led us through a green and
+old-world country with no hint of modern ugliness
+or aught but tranquillity about it, a tranquillity that
+hardly seemed of our bustling day. The lane was
+long, but not too long for us, and very winding;
+possibly our lanes follow the old primitive tracks of
+past days when the early inhabitants, to avoid a
+swamp, soft ground, or a wood, simply deviated this
+way and that in search of firmer footing; even, it
+may be, these early inhabitants followed on the
+earlier track of wild animals. Small wonder our lanes
+are often so wandering&mdash;delightfully wandering, for
+therein lies their special charm: who can tell what
+a lane may do, or what surprise each bend of it may
+have in store for the traveller? Then a crooked
+lane controls the pace, you cannot go fast on it, so
+time is compulsorily afforded to see and absorb all
+that is worth seeing; the lane is for the loiterer,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_51" id="Page_51">[Pg 51]</a></span>
+though few there be who care to loiter nowadays,
+so the lane is almost forsaken except by country
+folk and rural lovers. Some one somewhere says,
+who or where I cannot now remember, nor am I
+sure if I have the quotation right, but this is the
+drift of it, "The lane is a work of genius, the highway
+that of the engineer." The lane is to the highway
+as old wine is to new; there is a finer flavour
+about it, a rarer charm; it leads to half-forgotten
+places and quiet scenes&mdash;</p>
+
+<p class="pp2 p1">
+Where the wheels of Life swing slow,<br />
+And over all there broods the peace</p>
+<p class="pp4">Of centuries ago.</p>
+
+<p class="p1">At last, after many windings and some climbings,
+our lane brought us to the remote and pleasant
+village of Horsted Keynes, set on a hill and
+surrounded by woods. If one goes in search of
+these out-of-the-way spots they are apt to escape
+one; it is the good fortune of the true wanderer to
+discover them&mdash;that is the reward of desultory travel.
+Stopping the car in the wide village street, a goodly
+portion of the youthful population promptly surrounded
+it. "A motor-car, a motor-car," I heard
+them call out to each other, as though the sight of
+one was somewhat rare; perhaps but few motorists
+find, or lose, their way there. To travel and escape
+other cars and the morning paper is a feat even in
+rural England. Then apropos of nothing one of
+the boys explained, "That's the way to the church,
+down that narrow road." "I did not ask the
+way to the church," I responded; "why did you
+point it out?" "Well, I thought as how you<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_52" id="Page_52">[Pg 52]</a></span>
+came to see it; there's nothing else to see here."
+There was not, except one or two rather pretty
+cottages.</p>
+
+<p>There before us, a little down a narrow road,
+stood the ancient church with its tall shingle steeple,
+curiously slight. I strolled up to the silent fane of
+Sunday devotion for the sake of a walk and to get
+a better glimpse of the old-fashioned cottages on
+the way, each with its little garden gay with flowers.
+Then I glanced inside the church. I had not been
+there more than a minute or two before the clerk
+made his appearance, somewhat out of breath in his
+haste to discover me before I departed. "I saw as
+how you were a stranger," said he, "and thought
+perhaps you would like me to show you over the
+church." So are strangers' movements noted in
+quiet places. In many an out-of-the-world village
+the coming of a stranger arouses an astonishing
+amount of interest; his coming, his movements, his
+business, his going, are subjects of discussion and
+watching. How uneventful and unexciting must the
+lives of the sleepy villagers be that so small a matter
+should claim their special attention; little wonder
+that the younger generation among them seeks the
+town as a relief from the dull monotony of its
+existence. How to make village life attractive is
+the problem, and a pretty stiff problem too. Village
+halls and reading-rooms do not solve it&mdash;the average
+villager scorns them; he, or she, much prefers
+to idle out-of-doors doing nothing, contentedly or
+discontentedly, varied by an occasional visit to the
+public-house. It is not an ideal existence. What<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_53" id="Page_53">[Pg 53]</a></span>
+the villager needs is a wider interest in life. "Back
+to the land" is a vain cry till country life is made
+less dull and more desirable; but if the country in
+the winter-time is dull to some, is not the town also
+dreary to others with its yellow fogs and muddy
+streets? I am writing of the poor man who throngs
+the town where labour is over-supplied and leaves
+the country where it is required. So the shires are
+deserted and the slums crowded. I am no politician,
+I detest politics as I do the devil&mdash;if they are not
+one and the same thing&mdash;but from what I have seen
+and heard, from the many talks I have had with the
+countryman lowest down in the social scale, I do
+feel that only the pride of possession of his freehold
+cottage with a little garden attached, or some
+small holding, will ever attract him back from the
+town to the land. A garden to tend keeps a man's
+idle hours pleasantly employed, and keeps him too
+away from the public-house. In the same way I
+still more strongly feel that the loss of the sturdy
+yeoman farmer, tilling his own little freehold, on
+which son succeeded father in the good old days, is
+a disaster to the country. To do "yeoman's
+service" had a pregnant meaning once; now it has
+none, for the yeoman has gone, gone to other lands
+to forward their prosperity. He was foremost in
+the fight on many a hard-fought field: he it was
+who helped to turn the scale at Crecy and Agincourt,
+and his reward has been to be improved (!)
+out of existence.</p>
+
+<p>But I have forgotten I was with the clerk in the
+church. I am afraid that at first I rather resented<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_54" id="Page_54">[Pg 54]</a></span>
+his intrusion, but after all he turned out an obliging
+fellow, amusing too without the thought of such a
+thing, so I forgave him. "It's an interesting old
+church," he exclaimed. How familiar I am with
+that phrase, so often have I heard it; it is the stock
+phrase of most clerks by which he introduces himself
+to you, with the inevitable tip in view. But
+there he was, not to be disregarded, and with a smile
+on his face; he might have looked more serious, I
+thought, for I fancy he was sexton too. I don't know
+why, but his smile annoyed me; however, I let him
+have his way. "It's a very old church," he went
+on, "but it has been restored." "Do you know,
+I've already discovered that," I retorted. "'Deed,
+sir, then I suppose you be one of those learned
+antiquated gentlemen who understands architecture.
+Now I think I can show you something
+that will interest you. I likes to meet learned
+antiquities; I'm a bit of an antiquity myself."
+He was!</p>
+
+<p>Then he led the way to the chancel, and there he
+pointed out to me on the north wall under a small
+canopied recess the miniature effigy of a cross-legged
+Knight-Templar, with his foot resting on the
+usual lion in miniature too&mdash;a very curious and
+interesting monument, the like of which I have not
+seen before; the recumbent figure is beautifully
+carved and in a good state of preservation. But
+why so brave and bold a knight&mdash;it is a matter of
+faith with me that those knights of old were all both
+brave and bold&mdash;should have such a miniature monument
+I could not conceive. It perplexed even the<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_55" id="Page_55">[Pg 55]</a></span>
+learned clerk to account for this strange departure
+from the usual life-sized effigies of warriors who are
+supposed to sleep peacefully below their "stone
+pictures." It could not have been want of pence,
+for the carving was too well done; it could hardly
+have been want of space. Why, then? There
+was, unfortunately, no inscription on the monument,
+so what the knight's name was, or what daring
+deeds he may have done, or when he died, I cannot
+say, but I guessed that the tomb was of about the
+time of Edward I. Then the clerk told me the tale
+of a learned "antiquity" who had come from
+afar especially to inspect this monument (so the fame
+of it has spread abroad, though I had never heard
+of it before), and this learned authority had declared,
+after carefully examining the belt of the effigy, that
+the date of the monument was 1227. How he
+could arrive at so exact a date I could not imagine,
+for after hearing this statement I critically examined
+the belt but could discover no figures thereon; and
+the carving in itself is surely not enough to go by.
+Still my guide stuck to his story.</p>
+
+<p>There were other things of minor interest the
+clerk pointed out to me&mdash;the headless brass to a
+woman, once on the floor but now on the wall; an
+old stone slab with a finely carved and raised cross,
+without inscription, also built into the wall; and a
+number of nail holes in the fine oak roof, showing
+where laths had at one period been nailed to it to
+support a plaster ceiling! But I discovered for
+myself a mural tablet on the chancel wall to a Mrs.
+Sapphira Lightmaker, "a devout woman and a<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_56" id="Page_56">[Pg 56]</a></span>
+mother in Israel, widow indeed, who notwithstanding
+sollicitations to a 2nd marriage, lived to 44 years."
+What was the import of this? Are unsought-for
+"sollicitations to a 2nd marriage" likely to
+shorten life?</p>
+
+<p>Then the clerk asked if I knew that "the good
+Archbishop Leighton is buried here?" I was not
+aware of it; the clerk knew more than I did, and
+the fact appeared to please him. "I thought
+perhaps I could tell you something you didn't
+know," said he. I felt complimented, for his
+remark showed that in his opinion I possibly was
+not wholly ignorant about other things. "Where
+is his tomb?" I asked. "Out in the churchyard,"
+was the reply; "but it was not always out
+in the cold; at one time the ground was covered
+by a chapel, but the chapel either fell or was pulled
+down." Wherever you go in England you come
+upon history: at Fletching I came upon the tomb
+of Gibbon; here, on that of Archbishop Leighton,
+and both in remote out-of-the-world villages reached
+only by devious lanes.</p>
+
+<p>We went without to see the tomb, a portion of
+the epitaph on which runs, "In an age of religious
+strife he adorned the doctrine of God." But the
+saintly Archbishop has a second, and an older,
+monument (it is not often, indeed I do not remember
+such a thing before, that one finds two monuments
+of different ages close together to the same person).
+The older monument is in the shape of a slab set
+against the chancel wall, and bears the following
+Latin inscription:</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_57" id="Page_57">[Pg 57]</a></span></p>
+
+
+
+<p class="pn center p1"><span class="reduct">
+Depositum<br />
+Roberti Leightvn<br />
+Archiepiscopi Glasguensis<br />
+Apud Scotas<br />
+Qui Obij xxv. die Junij<br />
+Anno Dmi 1684.<br />
+Aetatis suae 74.</span></p>
+
+<p class="p1">"Do you know," exclaimed the clerk, "I was
+showing this monument to an old lady one day who
+appeared to take a great interest in it, for she told
+me she had been recently reading about the Archbishop;
+then suddenly she said, 'I suppose you
+knew him well, being the clerk here. Do tell me
+exactly what he was like.' Now that's a true story."
+"What reply did you make?" queried I. "'Madam,'
+I said, 'do I really look over two hundred years
+old?'"</p>
+
+<p>It may be remembered that the Archbishop used
+often to say that he thought "an inn the fittest place
+to die in, it looking like a pilgrim going home, to
+whom the whole world was an inn, and who was
+weary of the noise and the confusion of it." And
+he had his wish, for he died at the Bell Inn, Warwick
+Lane, London. Curiously enough, Cicero, centuries
+before, expressed himself much in the same way,
+for thus he wrote: "Ex vita discedo, tanquam ex
+hospitio, non tanquam ex domo."</p>
+
+<p>As I was leaving, the clerk told me that about
+a mile away, in a wild and wooded country, was
+Broadhurst, where the good Archbishop spent the
+last years of his life. "It's a funny tumble-down
+old building," he said, "and it used to have a moat
+right round it, but that's filled up; the road to it is<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_58" id="Page_58">[Pg 58]</a></span>
+very rough and rutty; a farmer has it now." I
+know not how it was, but though an ancient and
+picturesque home has an unfailing attraction for me,
+yet in this case I somehow neglected going just
+that little out of my way to see what I understood
+to be one. Truly "a very rough and rutty road"
+is not good for tyres, or car, but I could have walked
+it: why this did not occur to me at the time now
+passes my comprehension; it must have been a
+temporary lapse of sanity. Even geniuses have
+such lapses, for it is recorded of Sir Isaac Newton
+that he cut two holes in his study door, a large and
+a small one, for a favourite cat and her kitten to
+enter by! As to Broadhurst, I can only console
+myself that possibly (as Dr. Johnson once remarked
+of a place) "it is worth seeing, but not going to see."</p>
+
+<hr class="chap" />
+
+</div>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_59" id="Page_59">[Pg 59]</a></span></p>
+
+<div class="break">
+
+<h2 class="p4 mid">CHAPTER IV</h2>
+
+<p class="pa3 p1">Dane Hill&mdash;Epitaphs&mdash;A wild bit of country&mdash;Ashdown Forest&mdash;Exploring&mdash;The
+use of maps&mdash;Curious inn signs&mdash;A Tudor
+home&mdash;The Devil's door&mdash;A medieval priest and guest house&mdash;Old-fashioned
+flowers&mdash;An ancient interior&mdash;Curious carvings&mdash;Roads
+in the old times&mdash;The window and hearth tax.</p>
+
+
+<p class="pn p2">Out of Horsted Keynes we followed a friendly lane
+that quickly dipped down into a deep and wooded
+valley and then rose steeply to Dane Hill, an
+elevated spot that probably derives its name from
+an early Danish camp, or from some forgotten
+battle taking place there during the Danish occupation;
+its commanding situation suggests it may
+have been a fortified post. Place-names, preserved
+through generations, often mark spots where some
+far-off and unrecorded event has taken place, and I
+am inclined to think Dane Hill is one of these. I
+hunted through several volumes of general and local
+history, but failed to find any mention of a battle
+there; sometimes, however, tradition is founded on
+fact, though one cannot accept any tradition as
+trustworthy; still, where probability and tradition
+go hand in hand, I am inclined to give ear to
+tradition. Some day perhaps some Archaeological
+Society may go digging about Dane Hill and make
+discoveries.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_60" id="Page_60">[Pg 60]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>Dane Hill is crowned by a fine, large church, not
+ancient, nor yet quite of recent days, for its stones
+have grown grey with years, however many or few
+those years may be. Access is afforded to the
+churchyard by some steps, and at the side of these
+stands a modern, tall-pillared, canopied cross; the
+carving and shaft of this are beautifully neat, a
+careful copy of old work, yet without even a hint of
+its spirit or vigour, it being all scraped and smoothed
+to a meaningless finish, as though any mark of
+handiwork was a thing to be ashamed of; the old
+monkish craftsmen knew their art better, for it is
+the human touch revealed upon it that gives meaning
+to the meaningless stone. There is no soul behind
+the modern workman's tool: how can we expect it
+when for long years we have been making a human
+machine of him? Look at his lifeless productions,
+however painstakingly carved, and compare them
+with the grotesque gargoyles that verily seem to
+breathe and to struggle of the medieval sculptor, or
+any other like work of his hands; the latter too
+was a creator, not a mere copyist. His creatures
+resemble nothing on earth or in water that has
+been as far as I know, yet they look like things that
+could live.</p>
+
+<p>Somehow the large churchyard looked strange
+to me, and for the moment I could not reason why;
+then suddenly I realised it was because there was
+not a gravestone in it, not even a grass-grown
+mound: did the people of the small hamlet never
+die? The harvest gathered in God's acre is generally
+so plentiful. Then I solved the mystery; on<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_61" id="Page_61">[Pg 61]</a></span>
+the opposite side of the road I discovered a little
+cemetery hidden by trees and where the gravestones
+were many, each with its loving tribute to the
+underlying dead. To judge by the tombstone
+inscriptions in our churchyards, what paragons of
+perfection lie sleeping there, what saintly virtues
+they possessed! Would that I had met them in the
+flesh! Why always of yesterday and not of to-day?
+Small wonder that a little girl who had been reading
+similar eulogies asked her father, "Where are all
+the bad people buried?" Only once have I come
+upon an epitaph that might possibly bear an unkind
+interpretation, and this read, "He was ...," leaving
+the rest to be filled in by the imagination. Solon,
+the great Athenian ruler, according to Plutarch,
+"laid down a justly commended law that no man
+must speak ill of the dead," and wisely ordered, for
+the dead cannot defend themselves nor can have
+any say upon what is inscribed above their dust,
+excepting in those few instances when the living
+have written their own epitaphs, not always laudatory
+by the way, and one cannot but admire their
+candour. For example, there is the much-quoted
+one that Dr. Lloyd, a dean of St. Asaph (deceased
+1663), wrote for himself, and it will bear quoting
+again:</p>
+
+<p class="pp1 p1">
+This is the epitaph<br />
+Of the Dean of St. Asaph,<br />
+Who, by keeping a table<br />
+Better than he was able,<br />
+Ran much into debt<br />
+Which is not paid yet.</p>
+
+<p class="p1">At Dane Hill we came upon a good main road<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_62" id="Page_62">[Pg 62]</a></span>
+that led us to a wild, open upland reaching far on
+either hand, a delightful bit of unsophisticated
+nature where the land is poor as land well can be,
+so poor that according to a local expression "it
+would make a crow cry to fly over it," yet beautiful
+in colour to look upon. A glorious stretch of wide
+and wild country bare to the sky and swept by all
+the winds that blow, and the absence of any bounding
+hedges or fences left the eye at liberty to rove
+over it unchecked to the furthermost horizon of
+distant hills "rolling in the blue," and to the fir-fringed
+heights ahead of Ashdown Forest darkly
+outlined against the sky. Glorious in colour with
+its masses of purple heather and golden gorse, and
+sweet was the odour of the gorse that came wafted
+to us on the soft west wind. All England is not
+tamed or cultivated, and I am thankful, in a scenic
+sense, that some portions of it, such as the moors
+and heaths, still resist the dominion of man, as they
+have done for ages past. Not so Cobbett, for thus
+he writes apparently of this very spot in his <i>Rural
+Rides</i>: "You cross Ashdown Forest ... verily
+the most villainously ugly spot I ever saw in
+England ... getting, if possible, uglier and uglier
+all the way, till at last you see some rising spots
+which instead of trees present you with some ragged,
+hideous rocks." But no land was beautiful in
+Cobbett's view, I take it, unless it would grow good
+wheat; he notices the rocks, "hideous" in his eyes,
+though romantic in others, but has not a word for
+the glowing gorse or purple heather that I presumed
+flourished there in his day, as now. What was<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_63" id="Page_63">[Pg 63]</a></span>
+gorse or heather or their rich colours to him? You
+cannot eat gorse or heather; mere beauty he considered
+not, but a well-grown field of turnips sent
+him into raptures. Ashdown Forest climbing the
+hillside, though it only grows trees, is to me with
+its green glades, its groves of pine and their dim
+pillared recesses, as delightfully shady and as silent
+a retreat as the heart of man could desire, yet
+Cobbett deems it a "most villainously ugly spot."
+Let no one trust Cobbett's <i>Rural Rides</i> as a touring
+guide. Nor by his own showing does he appear to
+have been a very gracious traveller, for thus he
+writes of one inn where he stopped the night and
+left the next morning early: "By making a great stir
+in rousing waiters and boots and maids, and leaving
+behind me the name of a 'noisy troublesome fellow,'
+I got clear." I read Cobbett's <i>Rural Rides</i> in the
+hopes of gaining some information about scenery&mdash;and
+the only information I could gain was about the
+qualities, good or bad, of agricultural land. Now
+the title <i>Rural Rides</i> suggests pleasant rovings, not
+lectures upon land and upon politics.</p>
+
+<p>We drove on to a spot right on the top of a hill
+overlooking Ashdown Forest, and there the road
+began a long and gradual descent, out of the sunshine
+into the green gloom of the woods. This
+descent we should have taken had we not espied a
+lonely byway to our left that appeared to keep on
+the high and open ground, so we chose the sunshine,
+the breezy upland, and the byway: a solitary signpost
+pointed down this with "West Hoathly" boldly
+displayed on its extended arm. Now West Hoathly<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_64" id="Page_64">[Pg 64]</a></span>
+was but a name to us, but to West Hoathly we would
+go; we might make discoveries there&mdash;which we did.</p>
+
+<p>Writing of signposts reminds me that when touring
+in Somerset some years ago I asked my way of
+a man by the roadside, and he said to me, "Go
+straight on to the next parson; he will direct you."
+"The next parson," I exclaimed in astonishment;
+"whatever do you mean? I may not meet a parson
+for miles, or at all." "I see you don't understand,"
+was the reply, "but us calls direction-posts parsons
+in these parts." "How is that?" I queried. "Well,
+I don't exactly know why, but us do." As I could
+glean nothing further I sought information elsewhere,
+and was fortunate enough to find a man who
+explained to me that "Some folks hereabouts calls
+direction-posts parsons, because they point the right
+way but don't go it. It's quite an old joke in these
+parts;" and he grinned as he repeated the joke to
+me. Old though it was I had not heard it before,
+though a Somerset clergyman to whom I told the
+story often had.</p>
+
+<p>A glance at our map showed that the byway
+would probably take us into a remote corner of the
+land, far from travelled ways and into a country of
+woods and wildness, for beyond West Hoathly,
+marked on the map, were Worth, Tilgate, and
+St. Leonard's forests, close upon each other and
+altogether of considerable extent, with narrow lanes
+winding through and round about them. There
+surely we should be well out of the beaten track.
+That is one profitable use and pleasure of a map,
+to trace, now and then, a rough course upon it<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_65" id="Page_65">[Pg 65]</a></span>
+remote from town or rail. Many a delightful hour
+have I spent with a map before me, travelling in
+imagination by its aid when the winter storms and
+snow forbade road wandering for pleasure: so I
+would go up hill and down dale, now following the
+course of a river for miles, now coming to a ferry
+across it, now to a ford, now to a mill, now to a
+bridge by which I reached the other side and
+climbed up to a wild moorland solitude; then I
+would descend to the lowlands and make my way
+by somnolent villages, by shady woods and pleasant
+parks; then I would come to a ruined abbey, anon
+to an ancient castle, then to an old battlefield, a
+prehistoric camp, and occasionally to a Druids'
+circle, and all this whilst seated comfortably in my
+arm-chair before a blazing log fire. I think it was
+Sir Thomas Browne who said, though I am not
+quite sure of my authority, that to travel with a
+book was "the pleasantest way of all of travelling";
+but I prefer a map, then in fancy I can go where I
+like, not where others take me. To show how
+useful a map may be to the discovering of interesting
+places that have not, generally, found their way
+into a guide-book, and to specialise in moated houses,
+I have now before me the Ordnance Survey Sheet
+of Stratford-on-Avon, No. 200, covering no great
+breadth of country, and I have just counted nine
+moated houses marked upon it, or "moats" at any
+rate; and these are they, being at, or close to, Inkberrow,
+Rose Lench, Wickhamford, Broom, Broad
+Marston, Clifford Chambers, and three around
+Throgmorton.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_66" id="Page_66">[Pg 66]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>Proceeding along the byway, at first we crossed
+a wild heath, a perfect sea of heather, gorse,
+brambles, and bracken, islanded here and there
+by dark clumps of pines, their tops being tossed
+about by the brisk breeze, a breeze that bent the
+bracken below and harassed and hurried along the
+white clouds above. There was movement everywhere;
+great gleams of golden sunshine and patches
+of grey shadow chased one another over the land
+and raked the distant hills, then, as our eyes followed
+them, lost themselves in space. We rejoiced in the
+open-air confusion and in the clearness of the wind-swept
+atmosphere that caused all objects in the
+view to be free from any obstructing haze or mist,
+and, to the vision, brought the distance so near.</p>
+
+<p>So, keeping still on the ridge of the hill, we came
+to West Hoathly standing high above the country
+around. Here we pulled up under the shelter of a
+yew-tree overhanging the churchyard, and opposite
+to a clean and creeper-covered little inn curiously
+entitled "The Cat"; and this reminds me that we
+observed some singular inn signs during the journey,
+and here are samples of a few of them: "The
+World turned upside Down," but unfortunately there
+were only those words on the signboard; I should
+have liked to see a pictured representation of the
+world shown thus. Then there was "The Devil's
+Elbow"&mdash;how did that originate, I wonder?&mdash;and
+"The Merry Mouth," showing a big mouth smiling
+a welcome on the sign; "The Labour in Vain"
+had pictured two white men endeavouring to scrub
+a black man white, truly a quaint idea. In Wales I
+noticed "The Aleppo Merchant," a sign I had not
+seen before, and of its significance I know nothing.
+"The End of the World" was realised by the world
+in flames; and there were others.<br /><br /></p>
+
+<div class="figcenter">
+ <img src="images/ill-100.jpg" width="400" height="282"
+ alt=""
+ title="" />
+ <div class="caption"><p class="pn center">AN OLD TUDOR HOME, WEST HOATHLY.</p>
+</div></div>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_67" id="Page_67">[Pg 67]</a></span></p>
+
+<p class="p1">Strolling about the ancient village, I espied, on
+the further side of the churchyard, a grey old home
+of the Tudor time, so substantially built those long
+years ago that to-day it looks, but for the time-toning
+of its stones and the slight crumbling of one
+here and there, almost as perfect as when first
+finished. Its mullion windows are without the
+usual transomes, and do not seem to need them;
+their leaden lattice-panes gleamed, just then, cheerfully
+in the light. Windows are the eyes of a house,
+in their way as expressive as those of a human being.
+I like to see a clear eye and a bright window. The
+old home was retired behind a high and buttressed
+wall, and in the centre of the wall was an arched
+outer doorway.</p>
+
+<p class="p1 pp1">
+Somewhat back from the village street<br />
+Stands the old-fashioned country seat.</p>
+
+<p class="pn p1">Its roof is of stone slates, the most lasting and
+the most lovely kind of roof imaginable, beautiful
+when new, and yet more beautiful when old; the
+stone slates in this case, as in every other I know,
+being carefully "sized down, the smaller ones to
+the top and the bigger towards the eaves, which
+gives one the same sort of pleasure in their orderly
+beauty as a fish's scales or a bird's feathers." There
+is no ornamentation at all about the building except
+some restrained carving at the top of the arched
+doorway in the garden wall; the charm of the<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_68" id="Page_68">[Pg 68]</a></span>
+building lies in its simplicity and goodly proportions,
+perhaps also in the feeling of lastingness in that it
+seems fitted to still stand unhurt, as in the past, all
+the winds and storms of heaven for years uncounted,
+without a thought of repairs. A modern builder's
+"desirable residence" never gives me such an impression&mdash;indeed,
+it does not appear to me even
+"desirable." We seem to have lost all love of
+building simply, let alone honestly. We too often
+seek after striking effect and even quaintness, so as
+to challenge attention, if not admiration, to the loss
+of all repose and the sentiment of home; for a
+man's dwelling-place should be first of all to him
+a home.</p>
+
+<p>Once I knew a country squire who desired to
+build himself a house on a fresh and more healthy
+site than that in which he lived, so he employed an
+up-to-date architect, full of ideas, to design him one.
+In due course the architect placed the elevation of
+the proposed house before the squire. It was a
+most unrestful production of needless gables for
+the sake of gables, tortured stone, and meaningless
+carvings, in all styles and no style at all, but
+intended to be impressive and to please. The
+architect said he thought it original and that it
+would "look well in stone." "Good gracious,"
+exclaimed the squire, "do you think I am going
+to take a chair and sit out-of-doors and look at my
+house? I want one to live in." "Those are the
+very words I said to him," the squire told me,
+adding, "I asked for a home, and he produced a
+nightmare!"</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_69" id="Page_69">[Pg 69]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>Modest in size though that old Tudor home at
+West Hoathly is, yet it suggests a certain sense of
+importance, just because it is so well built, with no
+pretence about it; and what a charm those two
+words, "no pretence," in an age of pretence and
+shams, convey. Pretence is an undesirable quality
+that threatens to submerge us all some day unless
+we cast it off, realising the utter nonsense and
+snobbishness of it. Modesty is a thing above most
+others to be desired, though a famous American
+once declared that "in our free country a man can
+get on very well without it." I quite believe that.
+But you cannot, architecturally speaking, in an
+ancient land "put new wine into old wine skins"
+successfully, or with any sense of artistic fitness&mdash;the
+new wine of novelty, I mean; that is best left
+for fresh lands that have no traditions.</p>
+
+<p>I took a photograph of the old Tudor house
+from the churchyard, and there I got a-chatting
+with a man in a faded tweed suit who had watched
+my proceedings with apparent interest. I took him
+to be a local inhabitant, but to use an antiquary's
+favourite expression, "I could not quite sum him
+up," nor did he enlighten me as to who or what he
+was; but, after all, it was no affair of mine. At
+first he talked about the weather, by way of introduction,
+I presume, for it is a topic that never fails
+amongst country folk. I really do not know what
+they would do in dull places without the weather to
+praise or abuse; even the tramp, whose sole object
+is to beg, invariably first starts upon the weather,
+and so he feels his way.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_70" id="Page_70">[Pg 70]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>"If you are interested in old places," said the
+stranger, "you should see the ancient priest-house
+a little lower down the road," pointing indefinitely
+into space. "It's well worth seeing; and you might
+like to take a glance at the church, it's very old
+too." I thanked him for the information. Then
+he led me to the porch and pointed out the oak
+door there that was grey, not dark, with age, begging
+me to notice the date upon it, marked in big studded
+nails, "March 31, 1626." "There's a Devil's door
+in the north wall; you might take a look at that
+now you're here, but it's built up," remarked my
+companion. "The Devil's door!" I exclaimed. "I
+never heard of such a thing. Surely the Devil
+does not go to church?" I was puzzled; I asked
+for enlightenment. "Well, you see," came the
+reply, "it's certainly not everybody nowadays
+who is aware of the fact, but in past times there
+used to be a small doorway on the north side of
+churches to let the Devil out when a child was
+baptized, and it was always kept open on such an
+occasion; but that's an ancient superstition." I
+was anxious to learn more about it. The stranger
+had become interesting, and I wished to chat longer
+with him; but he suddenly exclaimed, "I must be
+really getting home or the missus will wonder whatever
+has become of me. I promised to be home
+ten minutes ago; it don't do to offend my missus"&mdash;and
+I thought he laid a special and meaning emphasis
+on "my"; so he bade me a polite good-day and
+hurried off. He was a meek-looking man. I hope
+he did not get a scolding for the time he took talking<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_71" id="Page_71">[Pg 71]</a></span>
+to me. I wished his missus had been away from
+home that day, for I was anxious to learn more
+about the Devil's door; my curiosity was aroused.
+That call of the missus was most provoking. I
+nearly followed the stranger home to glean what
+further information on the way I could, but I thought
+he might not care for my company under the circumstances.
+Thus the traveller in out-of-the-way places
+picks up forgotten facts or fables, surprising traditions,
+and odd bits of local lore; but the chaff has to be
+winnowed from the corn.</p>
+
+<p>On my return home I hunted in every likely
+book for any information upon the Devil's doorway,
+but found no allusion to the subject. I sought out
+several parsons, presuming that one of them would
+surely be able to throw some light on the matter;
+but they all declared that they had never heard of
+such a thing, so I began to think that the stranger
+had made a fool of me, and that I was myself a fool
+to be so easily taken in. Yet when I recalled the
+stranger's face, it had an honest look; he seemed
+hardly a man to invent so poor a joke, and, provided
+it was a joke, I failed to see the humour of it.
+Then one day afterwards, when chatting with a
+learned antiquary, I suddenly remembered about
+the Devil's door; so I mentioned the tale about it
+I had been told, and he confirmed the truth of it.
+"Such doors in churches were quite common, if not
+universal, long ago," he said; "they were always
+on the north or Devil's side of the church, and may
+still be found in many churches, though their purport
+has long been forgotten. I even remember a certain<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_72" id="Page_72">[Pg 72]</a></span>
+parson who, only twenty odd years past, insisted on
+having this door kept wide open during a christening,
+so as to afford a ready escape for the Devil,
+who was supposed to be driven out of the child."
+Curiously enough, after making so many vain
+inquiries on the subject, I found friends to whom
+the former existence and use of the Devil's door
+was quite well known.</p>
+
+<p>Leaving the church I went down the village
+street to inspect the ancient priest-house. This
+proved to be a long, low, half-timber building; its
+roof was of stone slates, as most roofs of the period
+were; the house has manifestly been restored at
+some recent time, though carefully restored backwards,
+as far as I could judge, to the intention of
+the original builder. Unfortunately my photograph,
+here reproduced, gives no hint of the bloom of age
+that is upon it, or of the subtle curves of the
+weather-bleached timber caused by the stress of
+time. I have found in photographing many an
+ancient building, unless its walls are actually broken
+and decayed away, how little the photograph realises
+its antiquity. In my photograph of Boarstall Tower
+(that we shall come to later on), in spite of the years
+the tower has stood, and in spite of the battering of
+two sieges it has undergone, the ancient structure,
+hoary with the antiquity of over five centuries, looks
+almost as though the builder had but lately completed
+his work.</p>
+
+<p>The approach to the priest-house was by a
+stone-flagged footway across a garden gay and
+sweet-scented with old-fashioned flowers. "Scents
+are the souls of flowers," says an old writer whose
+name I have forgotten: if only these hardy, old-fashioned
+flowers were rare and difficult to grow,
+how we should prize them for their charm of colour
+and their sweetness, both so happily combined! But
+the modern highly-paid gardener despises them as
+common: well, the uncultivated foxglove is common
+enough flourishing in neglected spots, yet no
+pampered hothouse flower seems half so graceful,
+stately, or pleasing to my eye.<br /><br /></p>
+
+<div class="figcenter">
+ <img src="images/ill-107.jpg" width="400" height="287"
+ alt=""
+ title="" />
+ <div class="caption"><p class="pn center">A PRE-REFORMATION PRIEST-HOUSE, WEST HOATHLY.</p>
+</div></div>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_73" id="Page_73">[Pg 73]</a></span></p>
+
+<p class="p1">The door of the house was of oak and nail-studded,
+and there was a quaintly-shaped iron knocker on it
+of some antiquity; a gentle tap or two of this brought
+an old woman to me. "Could I see the house?" I
+queried. "Why, certainly," she replied; "that's what
+I be here for, to show it to any one, and to take care
+of it. I'm only too pleased to see a visitor, I don't
+see many; it be a bit dull living here alone, it makes
+me feel almost silly like at times. Come in, please."
+Fortune was kind; I hardly expected to see over the
+place, and I found not only ready admission but a
+guide at my service. The old body proved intelligent
+but talkative; she told me one thing after another
+about the place and its history in such breathless
+succession that I scarce could follow her; I begged
+for a little time just to jot down a note or two, but
+as soon as I started to do this she recommenced
+prattling harder than ever. I think I never before
+met a woman capable of getting in so many words
+to the minute, though I have met many very capable
+ones in that respect. The worst of it was, she had
+really much of interest to relate, but so eager and in<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_74" id="Page_74">[Pg 74]</a></span>
+so much haste was she to relate it that I could only
+secure stray items out of her hurricane of abundance.
+She had the history of the old place by heart, and
+was learnedly&mdash;would only that she had been
+leisurely&mdash;informative about its contents.</p>
+
+<p>First I was shown the living-room, or ancient
+kitchen, a picturesquely antique apartment with its
+low black-beamed ceiling, its red brick floor, its
+recessed lattice window, its door that opened with a
+wooden latch, its wide stone hearth fireplace, with
+andirons in position and logs of wood laid between
+them ready for the burning, not to forget the
+chimney crane with an iron pot suspended from it,
+nor the brick oven by the side for the baking of
+bread&mdash;and what superlatively excellent bread those
+old brick ovens produced! In some things we have
+progressed backwards, and one of these is the
+making and baking of bread. The iron fire-back, I
+noticed, had the royal arms cast in bold relief upon
+it, but in place of the unicorn was the Elizabethan
+griffin, and on the quarterings of the shield (I believe
+that is the correct heraldic expression) were only
+the three lions of England and the fleurs-de-lis of
+France, each repeated diagonally. On the big oak
+beam above the fireplace were carved sundry curious
+devices; they were but meaningless hieroglyphics to
+me, and the old body confessed that no one had
+been able to make anything of them; possibly they
+were "invented out of the carver's brain," with no
+other thought than to while away a dull hour or two.</p>
+
+<p>A good deal of what the old body told me might
+have been told to the winds for aught I could<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_75" id="Page_75">[Pg 75]</a></span>
+remember or make note of; even an American
+tourist devoting ten whole days "to do" England
+in somehow, and allowing out of this twenty minutes
+for Westminster Abbey, could not have complained
+of such a guide delaying him. Not that all, or
+even the majority of Americans are like this, for I
+have met many cultured Americans seeing the old
+country every whit as leisurely as I. Indeed, I knew
+an American party who came over to take a motoring
+tour through England, and were so fascinated by a
+remote English village they chanced upon, besides
+finding there a really comfortable, old-fashioned inn,
+that the party, with one consent, stopped a whole
+week in that village, contentedly exploring the
+country around; and one of the party wrote me
+afterwards that she had never spent such a pleasant
+or a profitable week in her life, and she thought
+she might safely say the same of the rest.</p>
+
+<p>Of the hurried notes I managed to make about
+the priest-house at the time, and those I set down
+from memory afterwards, I gathered that it was
+built not later than 1350, possibly earlier. Originally
+there was a large hall heated by a fire on a raised
+stone set in the centre, the smoke of which escaped
+through a hole in the roof, and the old plaster of the
+roof still shows the blackening caused by the smoke.
+At either end of the hall were doors leading to
+offices, the sleeping-rooms being above these. Such
+was its simple plan. About 1522 the present
+chimney was built on the site of the ancient open
+fire, and the hall divided into two compartments
+"as you now see it." "And how do you know all<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_76" id="Page_76">[Pg 76]</a></span>
+this?" queried I, when I could get a word in.
+"Well, you see, sir, at different times members of
+Archaeological Societies have been over to examine
+the building, and I always went over with them, and
+so I learnt a lot about it. The house was originally
+built by the Prior of Lewes as a hospital for invalid
+priests, and it also served the purpose of a guest-house
+for stray travellers; the roads in these parts
+were then but rough tracks through wild forests, full
+of wild beasts, they tell me. In the chimney a hiding
+hole was discovered, but it was only three feet
+square, and as a man could not get into it, it is
+supposed it was for hiding treasures, or perhaps
+books."</p>
+
+<p>The old house was full of ancient furniture and
+of odds and ends of curious things that served our
+ancestors. I remember there was a steel striker
+and a flint with a tinder-box; I tried my prentice
+hand with these, and after several attempts at last
+obtained a light, but with difficulty; it must have
+been trying and tedious work using this steel, flint,
+and tinder-box on a cold winter's morning. Little
+wonder so many houses in past times had their fires
+piled up at night so that they might keep in till
+the morning, when the smouldering ashes readily
+caused the fresh fuel put on them to become ignited.
+At one old manor-house I went over some years
+back, I was informed that the fire in the hall had
+not been out for two centuries; even in summer it
+was kept alight, day and night, for the walls of that
+house were thick, and the hall was only pleasantly
+warm on the fine August noon when I was there.<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_77" id="Page_77">[Pg 77]</a></span>
+A friend of mine told me that in 1908 he discovered
+a cottage at Huckaback, Castleton, Yorkshire,
+where the turf fire had not been out for sixty-eight
+years.</p>
+
+<p>Upstairs in the priest-house we noticed that the
+internal partitions were of wattle and daub; the
+daub, the old body said, consisting of pond slime
+combined with cow hair and chipped straw: pond
+slime does not sound nice, but the daub was lasting,
+to which fact my eye and the touch of my hand bore
+testimony. Then hanging on the walls we observed
+two parchment deeds framed, one being the original
+lease from "The Pryor of Lewes to T. Browne of
+Westhotheleigh, of the Parsonage House and barn."
+This was dated "9th yeare of Henry VIII." It did
+not escape my notice that, even so far back, this
+Brown rejoiced in an added "e." The other had
+two red seals attached, and related to the conveying
+of "the Rectory and Church of Westhotheley lately
+granted by Henry VIII. for her lyfe to Lady Anne
+Cleve." This was dated "Jan. 21st. 2nd of Elizabeth,
+1560." The lettering of both of these documents
+was as clear and as black as the day they
+were written, and so quite easy to read, more so
+than many a modern letter I receive. The world
+has revolved countless times on its axis since the
+date of those deeds; but the writing of to-day is not
+so good as it was then, not even typewriting.</p>
+
+<p>On the ceiling of one of the top rooms is a
+Dedication Cross, deeply cut, showing the religious
+nature of the house; also we noticed there, put on
+one side, some fine oak carving which I learnt<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_78" id="Page_78">[Pg 78]</a></span>
+formerly formed part of the chancel screen of the
+village church, it being torn down by the Puritans, who
+destroyed, or made a clearance of, "all carvings,
+images, and decorations" they found in the sacred
+edifice; and a rare clearance they appear to have made
+at West Hoathly. Besides this there was a large
+board showing signs of weathering, and plainly
+painted on it was "Cheese Room." "That," explained
+the guide, "did not belong to this place, but to a farmhouse
+near by. It is a relic of the window-tax days,
+when a window, used purely for trade purposes, was
+free of the tax, provided a notice of its use was
+placed above it. That is one of those notices.
+Possibly you may not have seen such a thing before."
+I had not. Indeed, I had almost forgotten that there
+had ever been such an iniquitous tax (and that there
+was a hearth-tax also), and was quite unaware of
+any such an exemption from it. I was always
+learning something on the road.</p>
+
+<p>Very interesting is the old priest-house at West
+Hoathly, the more so because it is not bare, but supplied
+with ancient, though not the original, furniture in
+keeping with the place, and with domestic appliances
+that were used in days remote. On my return home
+I sought for particulars of this house in two or three
+modern guide-books to the county, but could find
+no mention of it, although the church was briefly
+noticed, which shows that guide-book compilers
+miss many interesting features by the way, to the
+discovery of which the traveller must trust to his
+own devices; and do we not take a special personal
+pride and a greater delight in the good things that<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_79" id="Page_79">[Pg 79]</a></span>
+we discover for ourselves, than in those we first
+read of, or are told about? Much of the charm of a
+journey lies in making these discoveries, and in the
+delightful state of expectancy of mind knowing not
+what each day, or even hour, may reveal.</p>
+
+<hr class="chap" />
+
+</div>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_80" id="Page_80">[Pg 80]</a></span></p>
+
+<div class="break">
+
+<h2 class="p4 mid">CHAPTER V</h2>
+
+<p class="pa3 p1">"Great-upon-Little"&mdash;The woods of Sussex&mdash;A maze of lanes&mdash;Frensham
+Pond&mdash;A holiday haunt&mdash;The legend of the shivering
+reeds&mdash;Rural inns&mdash;Roughing it (?)&mdash;Waverley Abbey&mdash;The
+monks of old&mdash;The sites of abbeys&mdash;Quiet country towns&mdash;Stocks
+and whipping-post&mdash;A curious font&mdash;"A haven of
+rest."</p>
+
+
+<p class="pn p2">About a mile from West Hoathly, on the way we
+took, we were told of a local "lion" in the shape of
+a huge rock, firmly balanced on a very small one,
+which together have earned the title of "Great-upon-Little."
+The great top rock looks insecure
+enough, and as though a push of the hand would
+almost send it over. This curious rock stands in a
+romantic and deeply wooded glen some half a mile
+or so from the main road, and many other strangely
+shaped rocks are to be found there; shapes manifestly
+due to the erosion of the softer stone leaving
+the harder portions to stand out more or less
+prominently. To one who has beheld the wonderful
+rock formations of the Yellowstone Valley in
+America, this "Great-upon-Little" may appear but
+a trivial thing; still, in its way it is striking. But
+it was the rock-girt glen with its green woods, a
+glen steeply winding down the rough hillside, that
+charmed me infinitely more than this natural freak&mdash;a<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_81" id="Page_81">[Pg 81]</a></span>
+veritable fairies' glen that would have made the
+fortune of any watering-place were it only near to
+it. Cobbett in his <i>Rural Rides</i> thus discourses
+about this rock in his own peculiar way: "At this
+place there is a rock which they call 'Big-upon-Little,'
+that is to say, a rock upon another, the top
+one being longer and wider than the top of the one
+it lies on. This big rock is no trifling concern,
+being as big, perhaps, as a not very small house.
+How, then, came this big upon little? What lifted
+up the big? It balances itself naturally enough,
+but what tossed it up? I do not like to pay a
+parson for teaching me while I have God's own
+Word to teach me; but if any parson will tell me
+how big came upon little, I do not know that I shall
+grudge him a trifle. And if he cannot tell me this;
+if he say, 'All that we have to do is to admire and
+adore,' then I tell him that I can admire and adore
+without his aid, and that I will keep my money in
+my pocket." Which shows, however clever an agriculturist
+he may have been, Cobbett was woefully
+ignorant of geology, whilst little he cared for scenery.
+The reading of his <i>Rides</i>, allowing for much skipping,
+was a wearisome task to me, and glad was I
+when I came to the end of the book. After this
+dose of Cobbett and his grumblings, I had to take
+a course of genial Charles Lamb to put me in good
+humour again.</p>
+
+<p>Our road now took us by shadowy forests, which
+afforded us some shelter from the quiet rain which
+began to fall, and here and there we glimpsed, half
+drowned in foliage, a lowly cottage, with its film of<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_82" id="Page_82">[Pg 82]</a></span>
+ascending smoke, and now and then we caught a
+warm and fragrant whiff of burning wood that contrasted
+pleasantly with the cool scent of the many
+trees, their leaves rain-washed and shining. So we
+drove on through woods and woods again, with
+here and there a bit of wild waste, a patch of
+pasture, or a furrowed field, and here and there the
+gleam of water&mdash;driving first this way, then that, as
+it took our fancy. Some ways were wide and good,
+and some were narrow and bad, but the country had
+a remote and pleasant look; so with the roads I had
+no quarrel. The scenery concerns me more than
+the road. I never hesitate to desert the smooth
+highway for the rough and winding lane if the latter
+appear the more attractive. My mind is set on
+exploring, on seeking out odd nooks and corners,
+not on rushing from one town to another, though,
+when the highway suits my humour, along it I go
+contentedly enough.</p>
+
+<p>So we drove on till we came to a more open
+country of meadows and tilled fields and stray farmsteads,
+but with woods beyond again, and over these
+a peep of distant hills with misty clouds upon them.
+A mellow, home-like land it was, where wandering
+streams kept fresh the greenery of the fields, and
+ancient footpaths wound in and out, and tangled
+hedges that so beautify the land, though they show
+poor husbandry, bordered the roadside on either
+hand. Then we struck upon a fair main road,
+though there was little traffic on it; in time the road
+forked in two, and at the fork a signpost pointed
+with one arm the way "To Guildford," and with<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_83" id="Page_83">[Pg 83]</a></span>
+the other arm the way "To Godalming." We chose
+the road to Godalming because it looked the more
+inviting. Now we passed other woods that climbed
+the low hills to our right, then we began to climb
+the hills ourselves, to descend again into the valley
+on the other side; so on through a rough country,
+dotted with pleasant homes, both old and new, we
+reached the long-streeted town of Godalming. I
+had an idea&mdash;how I came by it I cannot say&mdash;that
+Godalming was a pleasant and a picturesque town;
+my drive through it effectually got rid of that idea.
+I saw nothing pleasant or picturesque about it, even
+allowing for the determined and depressing drizzle
+that dulled the outlook. Perhaps I saw things
+crookedly that day, but to me, certainly, Godalming
+looked a one-streeted affair of commonplace houses
+and shops, with not a feature amongst the lot worth
+noticing, not even its old market-house.</p>
+
+<p>The road we took out of the town chanced to be
+the famous Portsmouth road, much favoured by
+motorists and other vehicular traffic, and not caring
+for so much company, in due course we took a
+by-road to our right without a thought as to where
+it might lead. We soon got into a tangle of narrow,
+signpostless lanes; so narrow in one part, indeed,
+became our way that our hood actually at times
+brushed the hedges on either side, a lane where
+almost "two barrows might tremble when they
+meet." Indeed, had we met any cart, conveyance,
+or another motor I cannot imagine what we should
+have done, but we met nothing; for miles the tangle
+of lanes appeared to be endless, one as narrow as<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_84" id="Page_84">[Pg 84]</a></span>
+the other; then at last I espied a cottage and got
+down to ask where the lane led, for I felt like a man
+in a maze. Thrice I rapped loudly at the cottage
+door before I got an answer; then at the third
+emphatic rap an old woman appeared. "I be hard
+o' hearing," she remarked, by way of apology for
+her long coming. "The lane do lead to the pond.
+It's only about a mile farther on." "To the pond!"
+I exclaimed in astonishment. "What pond? We
+don't want to go to a pond!" "Why, <i>the</i> pond, to
+be sure," responded she; "but I've left my baking."
+And that was all I could get out of her, for, doubtless
+anxious about her baking, she rushed incontinently
+indoors and left me wondering. I could only presume
+that we were driving to a village pond, with the
+uncomfortable idea that there the narrow lane might
+end. There was nothing to do but to drive on&mdash;there
+was no space to turn; for miles we had not
+seen a soul, so unfrequented are some of the byways
+of populous England, but at last a man actually
+appeared trudging along the road. To him I
+repeated my query, and got the same reply!&mdash;"To
+the pond"&mdash;adding, "It be only a bit farther on." I
+was more puzzled than ever. "What pond?" asked
+I. "Why, Frensham Pond, to be sure." Then it
+dawned upon me that a friend of mine had spoken
+of Frensham Pond, to which he frequently went a-fishing,
+and where he told me was a good inn&mdash;"the
+very place for a quiet holiday," and he was an artist
+not likely to speak favourably of a spot that had no
+scenic attractions.</p>
+
+<p>Right glad were we to escape from the narrow<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_85" id="Page_85">[Pg 85]</a></span>
+lane and to find ourselves at Frensham Pond, where
+the road widened out beside the still water, and
+where the little balconied inn my friend had told
+me about stood facing it. Now Frensham Pond is
+a large and beautiful sheet of water over a hundred
+acres in extent, and to go round it means a good
+three miles' walk, so the term pond is somewhat of
+a misnomer; "mere," I think, would be a better
+and less misleading title, more picturesque besides.
+A good deal depends on a name; at least one does
+expect a pleasant spot to bear a pleasant name:
+now "pond" is not one to conjure with.</p>
+
+<p>It was raining again, so we pulled up under the
+shelter of a spreading tree opposite the hotel,
+whereupon the landlord appeared at the door and
+invited me within; but I explained that I was only
+halting there, as I thought the shower would soon
+be over, and I wished to admire the view. I was
+neither hungry nor thirsty, so what need had I of an
+inn? "It's a lovely spot," the landlord remarked,
+and as I looked over the little lonely lake with its
+near background of pines, of heathery hills beyond
+these, and nothing else in view, I fully agreed with
+him. Even in the rain the prospect pleased me;
+there was an individuality about it, it was fresh to my
+eye, nothing quite like it had I seen before. "You
+really should make up your mind to stop here," the
+landlord continued, doubtless with an eye to business.
+"There's fine fishing in the pond, and a boat at your
+service; there's plenty of big pike and perch that
+are willing to be caught"&mdash;which was very kind of
+the fish; I have not found them so obliging in other<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_86" id="Page_86">[Pg 86]</a></span>
+parts. There was a man in a boat on the water
+getting wet, but catching nothing, as far as I could
+make out, unless it were a cold. It seemed poor
+sport to me to sit thus patiently in a boat with the
+rain coming down, watching for the bob of a float
+on the chance of catching a fish not worth eating.
+Fly-fishing is quite another story. When you wander
+along the banks of some fair mountain river or
+stream, even if you have poor sport, you have a
+pleasant ramble over rock and boulder and amongst
+pleasant scenes; moreover, your time is ever agreeably
+occupied in casting your flies and watching
+them dance on the running water till comes a splash,
+a tug, and a tasteful trout good to look at, good
+to eat, and worth the basketing!</p>
+
+<p>Suddenly the rain stopped, the grey clouds
+vanished, the sun shone forth again out of a sky as
+blue as the summer sea; the erst leaden lake looked
+like molten gold, the hills became a burning purple,
+but the dark pines seemed darker still by the
+contrast with the brightness around. What wind
+there was had dropped, but all the reeds were
+quivering, and I thought of the legend of the
+shivering reeds.</p>
+
+<p>Leaving Frensham&mdash;where, by the way, in the
+tower of its church is preserved an ancient copper
+cauldron that tradition asserts once belonged to
+Mother Ludlam, a reputed local witch&mdash;we drove
+by devious roads through a sandy and heathery
+land, and into pine woods, the resinous odours of
+which filled pleasantly the air. We passed one or
+two lonely little inns on our way. To me a
+picturesque, though little regarded, feature of the
+roadside is the cosy country inn of the class that
+rises superior to the public-house but is less pretentious
+than an hotel, where I have found, during
+my old tramping days, humble doubtless, but
+sufficiently comfortable quarters, and where I got in
+touch with the simple and friendly country folk, and
+so could learn how the world treated them, and
+what they thought of it, and their ideas in general.
+The only way to do this is to mix with the country
+folk on their own ground, and clad in a suit of
+homely tweed, with often muddy boots, I was not
+looked upon as a superior person, so the talk I
+listened to was not curbed; only perhaps at times
+my speech, I feared, might betray me, for I could
+in no way manage the country accent, but I spoke
+little, whilst my ears did me silent service.</p>
+
+<p class="p1 pp1">
+Imagination fondly stoops to trace<br />
+The parlour splendours of that festive place;<br />
+The whitewash'd wall, the nicely sanded floor,<br />
+The varnish'd clock that click'd behind the door.<br /><br /></p>
+
+<div class="figcenter">
+ <img src="images/ill-124.jpg" width="400" height="275"
+ alt=""
+ title="" />
+ <div class="caption"><p class="pn center">"A GOOD HONEST ALEHOUSE."</p>
+</div></div>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_87" id="Page_87">[Pg 87]</a></span></p>
+
+<p class="p1">Dear old Izaak Walton called such an inn "a
+good honest ale-house," and that title takes my
+fancy. "I'll now lead you to a good honest ale-house,"
+says that rare old angler, "where we shall
+find a cleanly room, lavender in the windows, and
+twenty ballads stuck upon the walls.... Come,
+hostess, where are you? Is supper ready?... Be
+as quick as you can, for I believe we are all very
+hungry." That is the sort of inn for me; I do
+not desire luxury when I go a-touring. The more
+homely my hostelry the more to my taste, so long<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_88" id="Page_88">[Pg 88]</a></span>
+as I find cleanliness, civility, and reasonable comfort
+thereat. I even enjoy what some people might
+term "roughing it" at times; in truth I have spent
+many delightful red-letter days (some of the most
+healthful and enjoyable I have ever spent) "roughing
+it" in a log-hut on the wild far-off Californian
+mountains, and there I found a wealthy and a titled
+Englishman doing the same thing, purely for the
+pleasure of it. If in some remote parts and on rare
+occasions I was doubtful as to the cleanliness of my
+inn, I made a point of not unpacking the car before
+I had sampled the landlord and the accommodation
+offered. I am glad to say that never once, on this
+journey, did I find the inn I selected fail to satisfy
+my modest requirements.</p>
+
+<p>Loitering along we came at the foot of a long
+hill, passing first through gloomy woods, to a spot
+low down where the indolent winding Wey widened
+out into a quiet, clear-watered pool, and all around
+were pine-clad hills; an old water-mill and one or
+two ancient cottages completed the scene, just serving
+to humanise it and nothing more. It was a
+lovely spot, and there we pulled up to enjoy its
+beauties at our leisure. I know no other country in
+the wide world with spots so peace-bestowing as,
+here and there, one finds in England, and to come
+upon them unawares intensifies the charm of them;
+I cannot think of a word that precisely defines their
+special character, but "benign" is not far out.</p>
+
+<p>Then I consulted the map and traced on it the
+river's course, and so made out, roughly, where
+we were, and it chanced I noticed on the map<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_89" id="Page_89">[Pg 89]</a></span>
+"Waverley Abbey" marked apparently near by.
+Now I had a dim recollection, but nothing more,
+that there was such an abbey, ruined of course,
+somewhere in England, but as to where it stood I
+had not given a thought up till that moment; if I
+had to hazard a guess as to its location, I am afraid
+I should have guessed Yorkshire, though the fact
+came back to me that Waverley Abbey suggested
+to Scott the title of one of his famous novels.
+Ivinghoe in Bucks is also credited with having
+given him the slightly altered title of <i>Ivanhoe</i>.
+Rumour asserts that his attention was called to the
+uncommon name by the local rhyme:</p>
+
+<p class="p1 pp2">
+Tring, Wing, and Ivinghoe,<br />
+Hampden of Hampden did forego,<br />
+For striking ye Prynce a blow,<br />
+Glad that he might escape it so.</p>
+
+<p class="pn p1">"Ye Prynce" was the Black Prince, and Hampden
+an ancestor of John Hampden, so tradition says,
+and the blow was given over a dispute about a
+game of racquets that Hampden lost. I love these
+old local rhymes and sayings that the inquiring
+traveller so often comes upon, for they frequently
+relate to past historical or traditional happenings
+that have been wholly or half forgotten, and are
+only otherwise to be found in odd musty volumes
+that no one cares to read.</p>
+
+<p>We stopped the car in a sheltered corner not far
+from the lodge entrance to a pleasant park, and
+seeing no one around I ventured to ask at the lodge
+the whereabouts of the abbey. "You're close to it,"
+responded the young woman, who promptly and<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_90" id="Page_90">[Pg 90]</a></span>
+civilly came at my call; "it's only a short walk
+across the fields." Moreover, she came outside and
+pointed me out the way, bidding me keep to the
+path by the river till I came to a bridge, "then to
+your left you will see the ruins." Clearer instructions
+could no one give, and so I found the abbey.
+Pleasant indeed was the short stroll to it by the side
+of the lazy river, with the greenest of green meadows
+on one hand so soft to the tread, and wide spreading
+trees on the other that threw "tangles of light
+and shadow below." So listlessly the water flowed
+it hardly seemed to flow at all; manifestly the river
+was loth to leave so fair a spot to join the stormy
+sea, and fain would linger there in peace. I think
+it was Wordsworth who first endowed Nature with
+a living personality.</p>
+
+<p>Of Waverley's once stately pile little now is left
+but crumbling walls and vacant archways; still, its
+low, roofless remains cover much ground, a fact that
+attests its former size and glory. The quiet country
+around, I imagine, has not changed noticeably, if at
+all, since the abbey stood proudly there in its prime&mdash;to
+stand, as the early builders doubtless thought,
+till the Day of Doom; but the future was not at their
+command. As in the past the placid river flows by
+it without a murmur, the hills beyond rise boldly to
+the sky, the luscious meadows round about are the
+same luscious meadows that the old monks trod; but
+their erst lordly edifice is mostly dust, its stones
+having been basely used for other buildings, and for
+a long while to make and mend the roads; still, the
+country looks as green and fresh as ever, its youth<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_91" id="Page_91">[Pg 91]</a></span>
+renewed by every recurring summer. I can recall
+no spot of which so poignantly and so pregnantly
+may be said, "Sic transit gloria mundi."</p>
+
+<p>An almost saintly silence brooded there; I heard
+neither stir of leaf nor song of bird, nor caught
+I sight of any living thing to break the solitude.
+It was as though the monks had laid a spell of profound
+peace over all, a spell unbroken yet&mdash;and
+may it never be!</p>
+
+<p class="pp2 p1">
+A region of repose it seems,<br />
+A place of slumber and of dreams,<br />
+Remote among the wooded hills.</p>
+
+<p class="pn p1">The peace-bestowing silence and restful solitude
+of the spot will linger with me as long as my
+memory lasts. Great must have been the temptation,
+in a troublous age, to be a monk, so to escape
+from all the turmoil of it, and to live at peace and
+at ease in some such earthly paradise. Many a
+world-weary man to-day well might sigh for such a
+harbour of rest.</p>
+
+<p>Truly those monks of old had an eye for pleasant
+places; they built "in fair grounds," as the sites of
+their many abbeys prove. Father Gonzague, Prior
+of Storrington, puts it: "Some were built in the
+valley by the running stream, or on the jutting hill,
+overhanging the river bank, like St. Agatha's and
+Eggleston in Yorkshire; others close on the seashore,
+within hearing of the perpetual cadence of
+the waves, like Torre, the wealthiest of the English
+houses in Devonshire, on a spot the charm of which
+is not easily surpassed, backed by hills and uplands,
+with just room enough on the plain for the noble<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_92" id="Page_92">[Pg 92]</a></span>
+church, the monastery and its outbuildings, its
+gardens, its fish ponds, and its mill; or again among
+the deep and narrow dales of Derbyshire; or the
+gentle swell of the Kentish hills; in the forest
+land of Nottinghamshire, like Welbeck; or else in
+remote and wild retreats, speaking of penance and
+detachment, like the Abbey of Magdalen's Vale at
+Shap, in Westmoreland." Then there are others in
+situations quite as romantic and as gracious: there
+is Tintern by the winding Wye, Bolton by the
+tumbling Wharfe, Fountains sheltered amongst the
+woods, Rievaulx amongst the hills, Llanthony lone
+amongst the mountains, Cleeve secluded in the
+"Vale of Flowers," and many another&mdash;all in well-favoured
+spots and tranquil ones in ancient days,
+and some, like Waverley, as tranquil now.</p>
+
+<p>A better judge of scenery than the monk of old
+there could not be; where stood his abbey there was
+a pleasant land, well watered, overflowing with
+beauty, and not seldom "overflowing with milk and
+honey" too. If one could trust that rare romancer
+Time, the monks were a jovial lot&mdash;"peace to
+their ashes"&mdash;reaping where they had not sown, and
+garnering where they had not toiled; making sure
+of heaven above whilst also making sure of the good
+things of the world below, ay, and enjoying them to
+the full as much as any sinner. To make the best
+of both worlds, especially this one, that was their
+motto, and they lived up to it. Of the modern
+monks that I have seen, one half look fat and lazy,
+the other half lean and sour, with an aspect of piety
+that would not have disgraced the strictest Puritan.<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_93" id="Page_93">[Pg 93]</a></span>
+But I know not if one can fairly judge of the old
+by the new. "Tempora mutantur," and possibly
+monks with them, and this is all that need be said.</p>
+
+<p>Of the scant abbey ruins the only portion not
+wholly exposed to the weather is what looks like
+the crypt, with its fine and delicate Early English
+pillars and groined roof; but it has a fireplace, and
+from a label attached to its walls I learned it was
+the "Layman's Refectory." The rest of the ruins
+are roofless, and it is difficult to make out, with any
+certainty, even the site of the church&mdash;at least I
+found it so. On the greensward I noticed, level
+with the ground surface, a stone coffin vacant and
+exposed to the sky, presumably discovered there
+and left undisturbed save for the removal of its
+covering; this was hollowed out to the shape of a
+body, with a place for the head; probably it belonged
+to one of the stately abbots' dust and ashes long
+years ago, but the interior of the stone still preserves
+the chisel marks of the ancient mason, as sharp almost
+to-day as when first made. Somehow those marks so
+old, yet so clear, that but for the time-stains upon
+them might be of recent date, bridged over the
+centuries and brought the past quite close to me.</p>
+
+<p>Leaving the old abbey to its peaceful seclusion,
+we once more resumed our way and soon found ourselves
+at Farnham, far famed for its castle and its
+ancient coaching hostelry&mdash;"The Bush," to wit&mdash;and
+possibly also for hops and ale, but of these I
+am not so sure. "The Bush," says Thackeray in
+his <i>Virginians</i>, "is a famous inn which has stood
+in Farnham town for these three hundred years."<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_94" id="Page_94">[Pg 94]</a></span>
+But why I refer to this old house, in passing, is that
+its sign is the oldest of signs, which, in ancient days,
+consisted simply of a bush hung out at the end of a
+pole to show that wine, or ale, was sold there.
+Hence doubtless the saying of Shakespeare, "Good
+wine needs no bush."</p>
+
+<p>After Farnham we struck the Winchester highway,
+dusty with much traffic at the time, so to
+escape both the traffic and the dust we took the
+first lane we came to&mdash;a lane that led past hop-gardens,
+up hill and down again; next winding
+round a well-wooded park it brought us to the little
+out-of-the-world village of Crondall, where I noticed
+one or two quaint half-timber houses of sufficient
+charm to cause me to stop and sketch them. Then
+after a short stretch of tree-bordered road we arrived
+at Odiham, a sleepy, sunny, wide-streeted town to
+which "no noisy railway speeds"; perhaps because
+of this it retains unhurt so much of its past-time
+naturalness. On a previous journey we had driven
+through Odiham, without however stopping, even
+though it pleased us, but we reached it by a different
+way. There is often a great deal in the first impression
+of a place, and this frequently depends
+upon how you approach it. No doubt there is a
+certain charm in the first view of fresh places, when
+such places possess the power to please and present
+themselves under favourable aspects, but it is wisdom
+not to linger in them overlong lest the eye should
+discover imperfections, so their poetry lose much of
+its glamour, or wholly vanish like a dream that has
+passed.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_95" id="Page_95">[Pg 95]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>Before, when at Odiham, the "George" inn
+there, facing the roadway with its cheerful front and
+projecting sign, attracted my attention: a typical
+old coaching hostelry that looks as though it had
+seen more prosperous days, yet it had not retired
+from business but kept open wide its doors, bravely
+facing changed circumstances. "Posting House"
+in letters large is still boldly displayed on its front,
+but its posting is done to-day by the landlord's
+motor-car! <i>Paterson's Roads</i>, the Bradshaw of
+our ancestors, mentions the "George" as the inn
+of the place, and nearly every old roadside inn one
+comes across still retains the very title given to it
+in that rare eighteenth and early nineteenth-century
+road-book, according to which of its many editions
+one consults.</p>
+
+<p>Now being, by chance, at Odiham again, I
+thought I would put up at the "George" and
+sample its entertainment. Quarters in the real
+country best please me, but they do not always
+materialise; next I prefer a modest hostelry in some
+quiet little town, and here I had my desire. So
+beneath the sign of the "George" I slept that
+night, and there I found a pleasant garden in the
+rear, good fare of the simple sort, much civility, and
+a most moderate bill; so, when next morning I
+departed, I left it with my blessing. I discovered
+that the inn was, unfortunately, for sale; it may have
+been sold by now. I can only trust that the old
+house may fall into the hands of worthy successors,
+and that it will, for as long as it stands, and long
+may that be, retain its good old name; for it<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_96" id="Page_96">[Pg 96]</a></span>
+must be remembered it is the landlord makes
+the inn.</p>
+
+<p>Does not Alonzo of Aragon say that the recommendations
+of age are "old wood to burn, old wine
+to drink, old friends to trust, and old authors to
+read"? and I should like to add old inns to rest at,
+and by preference those inns of the candle or lamp,
+mahogany or oak furniture, and wood-fire-on-the-hearth
+period, and these, the Fates be praised, are
+still to be found by the diligent searcher, and when
+found the wise traveller will not tell everybody
+about them. In this respect selfishness is a virtue,
+a moral obligation for the benefit of other quiet-loving
+travellers; for it is so easy to convert the old into
+the new, but the new cannot be converted into the
+old. I was tempted to photograph one of these
+ancient little inns I chanced upon, on account of its
+artistic signboard, for it is rare to meet with such
+artistic creations, though a few may be found to
+delight the eye of the wayfarer. My photograph,
+here reproduced, will show the skilful and effective
+painting of this signboard.</p>
+
+<p>Having still an hour or two of daylight left, I
+took a stroll round the little town; it did not take
+me long; then I came to the church, and in the
+roadway before it I discovered, carefully roofed
+over, its ancient stocks and whipping-post; evidently
+the Odiham people prize these relics of "the good"
+or bad "old days." Then I took a glance within
+the church, where I found much to interest me;
+there I noticed seven old brasses in an excellent
+state of preservation&mdash;for old brasses&mdash;and these
+were kept both bright and clean; they were fixed
+against the south wall all in close order, being
+doubtless removed from the floor at some former
+restoration. Though removed thus from their proper
+place over the dust they commemorate, and where
+they should rightly be, they certainly are seen to
+better advantage where they are&mdash;and their dead
+owners are not far off. All the brasses but two
+happily retain their inscriptions; the earliest bears
+date of 1400; one to a priest in his vestments that
+of 1498; and there is one to a man in armour,
+roughly but effectively engraved. The piscina, I
+noticed, had an ornamented pillar support; I do not
+remember having seen such an arrangement before.
+I noticed also the finely carved Elizabethan or
+Jacobean pulpit, and besides, a thing you seldom
+nowadays see in churches, an oak gallery, of considerable
+antiquity, upheld by stout oak posts. Then I
+became aware that I was not alone in the building,
+for I heard quiet footsteps, and looking round
+observed a man at the font, apparently examining it
+with considerable interest, so too I needs must go
+and examine it. Said the stranger to me, "This is
+a curious font and a very ancient one." "It
+certainly looks it," I replied. "Perhaps you may not
+know," he continued, "but it possesses a peculiar
+feature only to be found in one other font in England,
+and that is at Youlgrave in Derbyshire. Permit
+me to point out to you the cup-like projection on
+the top; this is provided to drain back into the basin
+any drops of water that might be accidentally spilt at
+a christening." Some people delight to be informing,
+but the information they impart depends for its
+value on their special knowledge of special subjects.
+I observed that the stranger was carefully consulting
+a handbook when I approached him, which he put
+away in his pocket, and I thought to myself possibly
+the stranger has just read up about the font in that
+book, and is merely imparting to me second-hand
+information gleaned from it just for the self-importance
+of imparting it, and to show his cleverness. I
+might have done him an injustice, but he spoke in
+a manner so authoritative as to challenge criticism.
+Anyway I have not the implicit faith in handbooks
+most people have, for more than once I have found
+them wrong in facts beyond dispute. So I have
+examined for myself the "curious" projection, being
+a bit of an archaeologist, though not a learned one,
+and came to the conclusion that there was nothing
+curious about it, and that it had merely been intended
+to receive a hinge for a font cover. But such an
+explanation is perhaps too simple to be satisfactory
+to certain minds to which only the singular or
+mysterious appeals.<br /><br /></p>
+
+<div class="figcenter">
+ <img src="images/ill-135.jpg" width="400" height="563"
+ alt=""
+ title="" />
+ <div class="caption"><p class="pn center">AT "THE QUEEN'S HEAD."</p>
+</div></div>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_97" id="Page_97">[Pg 97]</a><br /><a name="Page_98" id="Page_98">[Pg 98]</a></span></p>
+
+<p class="p1">Round the top of the font runs a much-worn
+inscription in long Lombardic, or other early lettering,
+of which I could make nothing; no more could the
+stranger, but he made excuse that the light was very
+poor; so it was. "If we only had a guide-book," I
+said suggestively, but he failed to take the hint.</p>
+
+<p>Leaving the church I noticed some picturesque
+alms-houses adjoining its quiet "God's Acre,"
+built of brick but grey with age, of one story,
+uneven-roofed, with shapely chimney-stacks, which<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_99" id="Page_99">[Pg 99]</a></span>
+houses with their enclosed garden, full of flowers&mdash;and
+weeds&mdash;reminded me of Walker's famous picture
+"A Haven of Rest," though they were not the
+original of it. Then as the sun was setting I sought
+"mine inn."</p>
+
+<hr class="chap" />
+
+</div>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_100" id="Page_100">[Pg 100]</a></span></p>
+
+<div class="break">
+
+<h2 class="p4 mid">CHAPTER VI</h2>
+
+<p class="pa3 p1">"Mine ease in mine inn"&mdash;King John's Castle&mdash;Greywell&mdash;Country
+odours&mdash;Hidden beauty-spots&mdash;The valley of the
+Kennett&mdash;A remote spot&mdash;Our picturesque villages&mdash;The charm
+of ancientness&mdash;Solitude and genius&mdash;Coate&mdash;Richard Jefferies'
+birthplace.</p>
+
+<p class="pn p2">That evening in the coffee-room of the "George"
+there was only one other guest besides myself, and
+we sat apart at either end of a long table taking our
+meals in unfriendly silence. It was very stupid and
+very English. The other guest was an austere-looking,
+clean-shaven man neatly dressed in a tweed
+of grey; he might have been a lord (though it was
+hardly an inn that lords would patronise), or a
+commercial traveller of a superior type in his own
+opinion: I inclined to the latter view. However,
+what he was did not trouble me, but the silence did,
+so I ventured some ordinary remark about the
+weather, that being, as the chess handbooks have it,
+"a common, but a safe opening." The stranger
+agreed that it was a warm day, then relapsed into
+silence. Thought I, everybody golfs now; I will
+try him on that. His reply was brief and sarcastic:
+"I'm no golfer. I think, as a game, it's inferior
+to marbles." Then silence again. After that I
+mentioned motoring as a possible subject of<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_101" id="Page_101">[Pg 101]</a></span>
+interest, for so many people motor nowadays,
+either on their own, their friends', or on hired cars.
+"No, I don't motor," responded he; "only went on
+a motor once, and I don't want to go on one again."
+At this point I fancy most people would have given
+up the game, for when every card you play is
+promptly trumped it hardly seems worth going on,
+but I determined to try one last card. I played
+fishing. That was a failure too. "No, I'm no
+fisherman," said he; "never fished since I was a
+boy. I think it poor sport. A worm or a fly at
+one end of a line and a fool at the other, as the
+saying is." I never came upon so pronounced a
+specimen of a pessimist, and pessimism with the
+added acid of sarcasm is the devil's own special
+combination. Perhaps he did not like being disturbed
+at his meal; perhaps he was not well; perhaps
+his thoughts were occupied on some important
+matter. Even Carlyle, we are told, had his "bad
+days," when he would hardly speak to a soul, and
+only sharply and bluntly to one when he did. Now
+if a philosopher can act so, how is an ordinary
+mortal to be blamed for the same failing to be
+responsive? Writing of Carlyle reminds me of a
+story I was told the other day of a visitor who went
+to Ecclefechan to see the room in which the genial
+author of <i>Sartor Resartus</i> "first saw the light of
+day," as the newspaper reporters have it, when the
+woman who acted as guide as he was inspecting
+the room exclaimed, "And our Mary was born
+here too"!</p>
+
+<p>The atmosphere of the coffee-room being too<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_102" id="Page_102">[Pg 102]</a></span>
+freezing for my pleasure, I sought the smoke-room
+in search of more genial society, or the restfulness
+of none at all. Better an empty room than to feast
+with a pessimist. The smoke-room proved to be
+no ordinary apartment, for it was panelled, or
+partially so; and there my eye rested on a finely
+carved old oak fireplace, distinguished enough for a
+nobleman's mansion, and by the side of it was a
+cupboard, with shapely old-fashioned outside hinges,
+for the tidy holding of wood. How came so modest
+an inn to possess such a beautiful specimen of
+ancient carving? I wondered, for it was truly a work
+of art worthy of a museum, but better where it was.
+I had not to wonder long, for presently a man
+entered the room and seated himself opposite to me,
+first lighting his pipe and calling for a drink, and
+his manner showed he was quite at home there.
+In marked contrast with my coffee-room companion
+he was smiling sociability itself. "Fine old fireplace
+that," exclaimed he, in a right jovial voice,
+pointing to it with his pipe. "I'm never tired of
+admiring it." "I was admiring it too," I said; "do
+you know anything about it and how it came
+there?" "Well, I heard it came from Basing
+House when the place was sacked; they say that
+nearly every one round about on that occasion
+helped themselves to something from it, and so I
+suppose the owner of this house, at the time,
+appropriated that fireplace. He did not do so
+badly. I've heard that the freeholder has been
+offered £1300 for it and refused the offer, but I'm
+always expecting that some day some one will<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_103" id="Page_103">[Pg 103]</a></span>
+surely come along and buy it. It will be a great
+pity if they do, for it's a great attraction to the
+house. You are a stranger here, I expect?" I
+confessed I was. "Be you on business or pleasure,
+I wonder?" I felt at first inclined to reply that
+was my own affair; then, thought I, the man does not
+intend to be rude, but is only seeking to keep up the
+conversation by the first remark that comes handy.
+He explained himself: "If you be pleasure-touring
+I thought I might tell you that there is an old castle
+about a mile from the garden at the back of the
+hotel; it's a bit ruinous, but it's worth seeing. They
+call it King John's Castle, but I don't know much of
+its history; they say there's an underground passage
+from it to the town." How familiar I am with that
+underground passage, I meet it somewhere on
+every journey; but I was glad to hear of the old
+castle, for I had no idea there was one in the
+locality. Then jumping from one subject to another
+he went on: "Talking about fireplaces"&mdash;which we
+were not at the moment&mdash;"there's a lot of curious
+chimney corners in the cottages around," and so he
+gaily chatted on about this thing and that, much
+to his own pleasure, and would, I believe, have gone
+on chatting for an hour or more, had not some
+persons entered the room, townsfolk I took them to
+be, for they all seemed well acquainted; then others
+dropped in, so that soon there was a goodly
+company assembled there&mdash;mostly, if not all,
+tradesmen of the place, I gathered from their talk.
+After that I became a silent spectator, but I got
+plenty of entertainment out of the company by studying<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_104" id="Page_104">[Pg 104]</a></span>
+their various characters, and from their conversation
+I ascertained how the town was served; I even
+learned from one or two of them how the kingdom
+could be better governed if they only had the
+governing of it. Somehow it amused me to hear all
+this, and the pride of it. I think one of the speakers
+had missed his vocation; he should surely have been
+in Parliament; he spoke quite as wisely and more to
+the point than many of its paid members do. "It's
+as good as a play," remarked Charles II. once when
+listening to a long debate, and I thought the same
+that night of what I saw and heard; then how
+unconscious the actors were, and how well they
+performed their parts all unprepared!</p>
+
+<p>"It's a deep tankard that never requires refilling,"
+and I noticed that the glasses were fairly frequently
+replenished (for beer in the cellar quenches no man's
+thirst) and pipes recharged, whilst the conversation
+never flagged, not for a moment, but I liked the
+hum of it. Towards the end of the evening there
+was much laughter and merriment; many a joke
+was cracked; some were good, some were poor, and
+one or two were fresh to me, and one or two even
+good enough for <i>Punch</i>, I thought. So the hours
+passed in an atmosphere of good-fellowship and
+tobacco smoke. A merrier company never have I
+met, and little did that company know, I ween, how
+their merriment served to enliven my evening.
+Then, talking still, the guests departed by ones, and
+twos, and threes&mdash;and I was left alone.</p>
+
+<p>Next morning early I took leave of "mine
+hostess," who in the good old-fashioned manner of<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_105" id="Page_105">[Pg 105]</a></span>
+an earlier day, possibly a tradition of the house,
+came to the door to see me off, thanked me for my
+small custom, and wished me a pleasant journey&mdash;moreover,
+wished me it in a manner so hearty
+that showed she meant it. How pleasant these
+little civilities are; how they cheer the traveller on
+his way; how they oil the wheels of life so that
+they run smoothly, and yet they cost the bestower
+nothing! Alas, people nowadays do not seem to
+appreciate an article that can be had&mdash;for nothing!
+I like a smile of welcome when I arrive a stranger
+at a strange inn, though in truth I do not always
+get it&mdash;I expect I have to pay the penalty of many
+a grumpy traveller (how I despise him)&mdash;but this I
+will say, I seldom leave "mine inn" without the
+landlord or landlady, as the case may be, coming
+to see me off, and that with some gracious added
+remark or another; it is pleasant to part thus. I
+pay my reckonings, of course&mdash;I could not do otherwise&mdash;still,
+there was hardly an inn on the road, not
+one, in fact, but somehow I felt, on leaving it, I had
+received something more, and more valued, in the
+shape of thoughtful attentions and kind words, than
+what was set down on the bill. In truth, my bill
+mostly seemed to me more an accidental incident
+of my stay than a charge for accommodation and
+services rendered, and I fancy&mdash;it may be even more
+than fancy&mdash;that a gracious guest most times finds
+his reckoning on a modest scale. So, take it on the
+lowest, meanest standard, civility pays.</p>
+
+<p>I well remember when at an old country coaching
+inn&mdash;where I stayed for over a week, so pleasant a<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_106" id="Page_106">[Pg 106]</a></span>
+resting-place I found it, so pleased was I with mine
+host, mine hostess, and my surroundings&mdash;one day
+a coaching party on a hired coach arrived there,
+who blustered and fumed and gave themselves so
+many airs, and ordered the landlord about in so
+would-be a lordly manner as to make me ashamed
+of them, so much so that on their departure I went
+up to the landlord, a good sort if ever there was
+one, and heartily sympathised with him. I thought
+to ease his mind. "Bless you, sir," said he, "they
+didn't trouble me one bit; I saw they weren't
+gentle-folks; I charged them in the bill for their
+incivility."</p>
+
+<p>At first, for a mile or more, we followed a smooth
+highway, then we took to a little lonely lane to our
+left; a signpost at the corner of the roads told us
+it led to Greywell. Now Greywell had a pleasant
+sound; we soon came to it, and it proved to be a
+pleasant village in keeping with its name; some of
+the cottages there are old and of half timber, and
+no more picturesque or comfortable a cottage was
+ever built than in that style, with its projecting
+upper story that gives more room above than
+below, where room is mostly wanted, besides
+keeping the lower walls dry and causing an agreeable
+effect of light and shade. How I dislike the
+modern cottage built on the square and strictly
+economical pattern, a mere slate-roofed brick box
+with holes for windows in it. Sometimes you
+meet with rows of them as like one another as peas
+in a pod, only even perhaps more so. They ruin
+the prospect wherever they are.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_107" id="Page_107">[Pg 107]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>A footpath led from the entrance of the village
+to its tiny church, which, though restored, has not
+had all its interest restored away, for it can show
+some pre-Norman work, a curious old carved screen,
+and, what is rarer, a rood-loft; externally a simple
+wooden bell-turret gives a touch of character to the
+building.</p>
+
+<p>Beyond Greywell we entered upon a low-lying
+land of lazy willow-bordered streams, a green and
+quiet land of luscious meadows loved of cattle, a
+land of lanes</p>
+
+<p class="pp4 p1">
+where under the same wheel</p>
+<p class="pp1">The same old rut would deepen year by year.</p>
+
+<p class="pn p1">Now and then we caught the scent of new-mown
+hay, sweetening the air as we drove along under
+the shadow of leafy trees, and anon in the sunshine.
+The scent of new-mown hay or of a fragrant beanfield
+in blossom, how delightful a thing it is; shop-purchased
+perfumery is poor stuff indeed compared
+with it. For once we looked above rather than
+around for beauty, above to the windy, wide, white-clouded
+sky, with its ever-varying incident of
+passing and changeful form; for the skyscape has
+interests as well as the landscape, and there are
+times when it is the more interesting of the two.</p>
+
+<p>Even when you pass through a land of scant
+scenic attractions, you may often, by searching,
+discover unexpected and secluded beauty-spots, the
+charms of which, in a small way, are not readily
+outrivalled; but they need finding, for many lie
+unannounced though near the roadside. One day
+I was driving through an open country of flat fields<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_108" id="Page_108">[Pg 108]</a></span>
+and low bounding hedges, with only one little hill
+in all the prospect to break the level horizon of
+circling blue; a country not without its pleasantness,
+but tame and somewhat monotonous withal, though
+there was a fine fresh-air feeling about it, such as
+one finds on the far-reaching Fens. I was hungry,
+and so looking out for a likely spot in which to
+picnic, but it was some time before I could find one
+to my fancy; then it was not so retired as I could
+wish, and passing traffic robbed me of the privacy
+I desired. There were no grassy margins by the
+roadside to enjoy, and the fields did not look inviting.
+Having stopped the car I thought I heard the
+sound of falling water; it came from the direction of
+a little wood that had escaped my notice and to
+which a footpath went. Thereupon I determined
+to go exploring in the hope that I might find a
+secluded spot by some stream side for my midday
+halt and refreshment. The sound of running or
+falling water has always a fascination for me, it is as
+music to my ears, and who could be dull in the
+company of a gurgling or tumbling stream that
+almost seems to talk to you in the oldest language
+of the world?&mdash;"I chatter, chatter, as I flow," sings
+Tennyson of a brook. I was unexpectedly rewarded,
+for a few minutes' walk brought me to a little winding
+river that managed to conceal itself from the road,
+and by the river backed by trees stood an ancient
+water-mill with mossy roof and weather-stained
+walls, its great and somewhat broken, dripping,
+wooden wheel revolving round in so leisurely a
+fashion that its very movement suggested rest.
+The ancient mill, wood, and tumbling water, what a
+perfect picture they made! There on a grassy
+bank opposite I found an ideal place for my purpose,
+with the song of the mill-wheel, the swish and
+splash of the weir, the twittering of birds and the
+soothing cooing of pigeons to enliven that peace-bestowing
+solitude, a retired nook where one might
+"dream down hours to moments." Yet there was
+no hint from the roadway of mill or river, of anything
+else than a little wood. How much of quiet beauty
+that little wood conceals from the vulgar public gaze!
+How many of those who pass daily close by have
+discovered that charmed spot, I wonder?<br /><br /></p>
+
+<div class="figcenter">
+ <img src="images/ill-149.jpg" width="400" height="238"
+ alt=""
+ title="" />
+ <div class="caption"><p class="pn center">AN OLD MILL.</p>
+</div></div>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_109" id="Page_109">[Pg 109]</a></span></p>
+
+<p class="p1">Again on the road, after a time we sighted a
+signpost pointing the way to Basingstoke, then in
+a short distance another with the same legend;
+indeed, all the signposts we came to had "Basingstoke"
+writ large on their arms, as though there
+were a conspiracy amongst them to force the traveller
+to that town. Cobbett on one of his rides wanted
+to go from somewhere to Hindhead, and he was
+told he had better go through Liphook; but for
+some reason known to himself that obstinate farmer
+declared, "I won't go to Liphook." And he didn't.
+Just then a fit of like obstinacy came over me; I
+would not be dictated to by signposts, I would not
+go to Basingstoke. Basingstoke was a town; I
+would keep in the country. So whenever I came
+to a signpost with "To Basingstoke" upon it I went
+another way. It would have been better had I
+gone to Basingstoke, for the lanes I got on were
+tortuous, narrow, and rough, without any compensating<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_110" id="Page_110">[Pg 110]</a></span>
+virtues in the matter of scenery. However, I
+had a fit of travel temper strong on me, so I stuck
+to my whim and eventually discovered a decent
+road that led across a rolling open country, and
+from every height of our up-and-down progress we
+had extended views to distant hills, blue and undulating.
+The distances were glorious, the near
+scenery featureless, so our eyes feasted on the
+distances.</p>
+
+<p>So we arrived at Kingsclere, like Odiham a
+pleasant and a clean little town remote from rail,
+and it seems to get along, in a quiet way, exceedingly
+well without it. The place pleased me, not
+because it was specially agreeable, but owing to the
+absence of any aggressive modern ugliness. Its
+virtues are of the negative order, but even that
+negative quality counts for much. I noticed its
+large and fine old church&mdash;it was so large and close
+to the road I could not help but notice it; all the
+same I did not dally to go a clerk-hunting, so failed
+to inspect the interior: on that sunshiny day my
+antiquarian zeal did not run to church interiors,
+though I did not miss observing a rather good
+example of a Norman doorway unfortunately built
+up on its south wall. I noted, too, opposite the
+church, and pleasantly retired from the street,
+another of those clean little unpretentious inns I
+had so frequently come across&mdash;an inn that from
+a passing glance of it almost made me wish the
+day's journey ended there.</p>
+
+<p>After Kingsclere the country grew wilder, and
+presently crossing an extensive heath we dropped
+down into Newbury. I think it must have been
+market day there, for the streets of that pleasant
+town were thronged with carts and horses, to say
+nothing of pedestrians who would provokingly walk
+all over the roadway and not on the pavements.
+Some shouted to us, "Why don't you blow your
+horn?" and when we did others shouted, "Why do
+you keep blowing your horn; do you want all the
+road to yourself?" so we pleased no one, and made
+what haste we could to get out of the bustle, and
+to the London and Bath old mail road, smooth
+travelling and pleasant enough as far as Hungerford.<br /><br /></p>
+
+<div class="figcenter">
+ <img src="images/ill-154.jpg" width="400" height="564"
+ alt=""
+ title="" />
+ <div class="caption"><p class="pn center">OLD TOLL-HOUSE ON BATH ROAD.</p>
+</div></div>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_111" id="Page_111">[Pg 111]</a></span></p>
+
+<p class="p1">A little before Hungerford my curiosity was
+aroused by the sight of a lonely castellated building
+by the roadside which I stopped to photograph.
+Then a man appeared upon the scene: somehow
+whenever you start to take a photograph, even in
+apparently deserted places&mdash;and the highway there
+just then seemed deserted&mdash;some one is almost sure
+to put in an appearance. I asked the man about
+the building. "That were an old tollhouse,"
+answered he; "it used to mark the half-way between
+London and Bath." "Does it not to-day?" I
+queried. The man made no reply. I have frequently
+found that certain country-folk are curiously
+averse to jokes, however mild or innocent those
+jokes may be; they seem afraid lest you are poking
+fun at them. Taking no heed of my query he
+continued, for your true-born countryman loves to
+talk: "Travelling by motor-car, I sees; wonderful
+things them motor-cars be, to be sure, and they do
+put on the pace on this bit of road, I reckon; make<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_112" id="Page_112">[Pg 112]</a></span>
+a regular railway of it, that's what us say; fortunately
+there baint many housen on it," and so forth for a
+good five minutes, whilst I packed up my camera,
+and was therefore a perforced listener. I was
+somewhat surprised to hear, preserved to this day,
+the old Saxon plural of "en" in the word "housen"
+(though we still retain it in men, women, children,
+and oxen); the so-termed Yankee "I reckon" did
+not surprise me much, as I have frequently heard
+it thus employed in country districts, in Sussex
+especially.</p>
+
+<p>At Hungerford I noticed the ancient "Bear Inn"
+as we passed, and that is the only thing about the
+town that I can now remember: a comfortable-looking,
+time-mellowed, two-storied, old-fashioned
+building, a pleasing picture of a past-time coaching
+hostelry; now I believe its patrons are mostly
+motorists and anglers; for the latter there is a
+troutful river at hand, and troutful streams around.
+I noted two anglers with their rods leaning listlessly
+against the inn door, who looked as though they
+were on a lazy holiday bent, and that the wily trout
+must wait their turn. The town authorities still
+preserve an ancient horn inscribed as follows&mdash;by
+which horn they hold the right of fishing in the
+rivers and streams around&mdash;"I John a Gaunt doe
+giue and grant the riall of fishing to Hungerford
+toune, from Eldren Stub to Stil, excepting som
+seueral mil pond. Jehosphat Lucas, Constabl." A
+curious form of a deed of gift, that reminds one of
+the more famous Pusey horn, an even more ancient
+charter of rights. I fancy that name of "Jehosphat"<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_113" id="Page_113">[Pg 113]</a></span>
+for a constable; it has a genuinely ancient ring
+about it. Not being learned in old English script,
+I am not sure whether "riall" should read "right"
+or "royalty," but the intention of the sentence
+is clear.</p>
+
+<p>A curious old-world custom, dating from about
+1370, still prevails at Hungerford. I came upon
+an account of this in my morning paper, which I
+think of sufficient interest to quote here in full:</p>
+
+<div class="cit">
+
+<p class="p1">Hungerford was yesterday the scene of incidents reminiscent
+of the remote past. It was Hock-day, a day when Hungerford
+slips back into past centuries and revels in customs and privileges
+granted by John of Gaunt. One feature of the proceedings is
+the perambulation of the town by two "Tuttimen," represented
+on this occasion by Mr. F. Barnard and Mr. J. Tyler, whose
+interesting mission it is to kiss all women-folk and exact head-pence
+from men. Nor is the custom honoured only in the
+breach, with the result that the "Tuttimen" had a busy day.
+In exchange for kisses they give oranges.</p>
+
+<p>Particularly busy were the "Tuttimen" at the workhouse,
+where they found the women-folk insistent on the due observation
+of their privilege. Another interesting scene occurred at
+the laundry, where the female employés, their hair gaily decked
+with primroses, paraded before the kissing men, who, by special
+charter, were instructed to be discreet in their choice, and
+selected two of each as the recipients of their salute.</p>
+
+<p>While the "Tuttimen" were engaged in this mission the
+borough dignitaries, who form the Hocktide jury, were assembled
+in solemn conclave at the Court-house, whither they had been
+summoned in the early morning by blasts on John of Gaunt's
+historic horn. The ancient rules, regulations, and privileges
+were recited with due solemnity.</p>
+
+<p>The labours of the deliberate assembly being at an end, the
+members of the jury adjourned for the Hocktide luncheon,
+while pence and oranges were thrown from the window to the<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_114" id="Page_114">[Pg 114]</a></span>
+crowds of children who were granted a holiday in honour of the
+event. When the company separated the "Tuttimen" continued
+their mission.</p>
+
+</div>
+
+<p class="p1">It is astonishing how many of these quaint old
+customs are still preserved in various parts of the
+country, such as the curious horn-dance at Abbot's
+Bromley we came upon a little later in the journey.
+How few people seem to be aware of them or their
+surprising number.</p>
+
+<p>A little beyond Hungerford we bade good-bye
+to the Bath road, for espying a promising byway
+we followed it up the narrow Kennett valley. The
+quiet beauty of the scenery took us by surprise.
+As long as the river kept us welcome company the
+valley was as fair as a valley may be; truly we saw
+it under the inspiriting effect of the cheerful sunshine,
+but that only enhanced and did not cause
+its charms; the clouds had rolled away and the
+sky above was serenely blue, and all the land was
+bathed in golden light. When the English weather
+is really in a good humour, truly it can make things
+very pleasant. From one point of the road we
+had a delightful vision of the shallow river where
+it widened out and ran rippling merrily over its
+pebbly bed, silvery and sparkling and gold in the
+sunshine, with dark green woods rising above, low
+hills rising beyond these again; and the river sang
+its song as it ran to the music of the wind-stirred
+trees. So both eye and ear shared in the charm
+of the spot. When next I go a-fishing I should
+like to go a-fishing there, then, sport or no sport,
+it would be joy enough to be amongst such pleasant<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_115" id="Page_115">[Pg 115]</a></span>
+scenery, for I have an eye for a pretty river-side,
+an ear for rural sounds, as well as for that crowning
+delight&mdash;the exciting plash of a trout. Then we
+drove on between wooded hills that rose gently on
+either hand, passing near by to our left Littlecote
+House, that lonely, grey, ancient, and some people
+have it haunted, home, overshadowed by the gruesome
+story of "Wild" Darell, a tragedy too well
+known to need repeating here&mdash;an almost incredible
+tragedy, only that time has shown it to be true,
+and "truth is stranger than fiction," though some
+modern fiction is running truth uncommonly hard
+in this respect.</p>
+
+<p>Aldbourne, the first village we came to, with its
+fine old stately-towered church, its big round pond,
+and its antique houses grouped around it, pleased
+us vastly, for the village had such a remote and an
+unmistakable old-time air&mdash;a spot where we really
+seemed to have left the modern world wholly behind.
+For a moment we gave ourselves up to the illusion
+of the place, and were back in the seventeenth
+century. We pay the novelist to romance for us;
+why should not we do our own romancing at times?
+Therein lies the charm of old-fashioned places;
+they spur the imagination. As Laurence Sterne
+showed us, sentiment, after all, is not a bad thing.</p>
+
+<p>It may have been wholly imagination on my
+part, but I thought that the people there had a
+contented look and a quiet eye, as though they had
+no part in the stress of modern life and the wearisome
+struggle of it. For where striving ceases,
+there life runs smoothly; and where life runs<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_116" id="Page_116">[Pg 116]</a></span>
+smoothly, there contentment reigns. Truly, my
+impressions were purely those of a passer-by, who
+had no part in the life of the place. Perhaps the
+traveller chiefly sees what he desires to see. Now
+I set out to see the bright side of life&mdash;who would
+blame me for that?&mdash;and I happily found what I
+sought; at some places more than others, still,
+always the bright side. It is a mere matter of eye-training,
+the seeking the gold and leaving the
+dross.</p>
+
+<p>There is a Society for the Preservation of Ancient
+Buildings; I would there were a Society for the
+Preservation of Picturesque Villages, for many still
+there are, more than people imagine, that remain
+unspoilt, or almost so&mdash;villages that have not known
+the hand of the modern builder, bits of old England
+surviving in the midst of the new, and a gulf of
+centuries separates the two. Their churches stand
+on the same sites they did in the thirteenth or other
+early century; some of the Saxon times are of much
+earlier date; the continuity of the village and its
+life is astonishing. As in the days of old, there
+stands the snug rectory where it has stood for
+generations past; the humble inn with its swinging
+sign of "The Red Lion" as likely as not, though it
+may have suffered alteration, occupies the same spot
+where an inn has been "time out of memory." So
+with the cottages, one of which is generally the
+Post Office; and even in these democratic days the
+inhabitants are still divided into three classes&mdash;the
+squirearchy, the tradesfolk, and the labourers&mdash;and
+they seem to get along thus very well and contentedly,
+till the Socialist comes and scatters his
+tares.<br /><br /></p>
+
+<div class="figcenter">
+ <img src="images/ill-161.jpg" width="400" height="278"
+ alt=""
+ title="" />
+ <div class="caption"><p class="pn center">THE VILLAGE POST OFFICE.</p>
+</div></div>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_117" id="Page_117">[Pg 117]</a></span></p>
+
+<p class="p1">After Aldbourne the country had a wild and a
+deserted look, for we found ourselves traversing the
+open downs where the landmarks are few, our grey
+road winding before us miles away, with nothing
+else visible but bare, green, sun-flushed hills around.
+It was a glorious drive over those billowy downs,
+and bracing was the air of them, delightful too in
+its purity and in the delicate scent of the thymy
+turf that the breezes gathered on their way and
+brought to us. There one might indulge in</p>
+
+<p class="pp1 p1">
+The pleasure of believing what we see<br />
+Is boundless, as we wish our souls to be.</p>
+
+<p class="p1">The downs, bare to the skyline, looked lonely
+enough to satisfy an anchorite. It is refreshing
+now and again in this crowded England to come
+upon such silent yet friendly solitudes, for there is
+nothing frowning or austere about them; hardly
+does the sunshine cast a shadow upon their spacious
+slopes of greenery. The charm of English scenery
+generally lies in its rich detail and finish, the result
+of the tireless toil of centuries; but the downs afford
+us broad effects, and broadness of outlook begets
+broadness of thinking. Fortunately the downs are
+unblest with mineral deposits, so they will probably
+remain unspoilt for ages yet; they have no attraction
+for the tourist crowd, nor are they likely to be
+vulgarised by too ready railway accessibility, for
+their population is too scanty for that.</p>
+
+<p>Our solitary road ended its solitude in the small<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_118" id="Page_118">[Pg 118]</a></span>
+but straggling village of Coate, that, like Stratford-on-Avon,
+has a certain, though lesser, fame cast on
+it by being the birthplace and early home of Richard
+Jefferies; and there amongst the fields around and
+sequestered downs beyond he used to roam alone,
+neglecting, I am afraid, his father's farm, considered
+by the local people&mdash;and perhaps not without excuse
+according to their lights&mdash;a lazy, loafing, unsociable
+fellow, "with never a pipe in his mouth nor a glass
+in his hand." To be a genius is not always to reap
+a reward, for fame, as in poor Jefferies' case, frequently
+comes too late&mdash;for what profit is fame to
+the dead?</p>
+
+<p>Some years ago, when touring in Lincolnshire, I
+met an aged man, a Mr. Baker of Horncastle, now
+gone to his forefathers, who when a boy knew of
+Tennyson, for Somersby is near to Horncastle, and
+Mr. Baker told me "people around used to think
+Tennyson a wild sort of fellow, for ever wandering
+alone over the wolds a-muttering to himself"; and
+I believe much the same was said of Wordsworth,
+"a-booing to hisself" during his solitary rambles
+over the Cumberland Fells. Solitude is company
+enough for the majority of geniuses, it seems.
+Byron says, "In solitude I am least alone"; and
+Thoreau remarks, "I never found a companion that
+was half so companionable as solitude." Once
+when an acquaintance offered to go a walk with
+him, Thoreau ungraciously declined. "I have no
+walks to throw away on company," said he. At
+any rate, there are worse companions than solitude;
+yet, in spite of poets and philosophers, I am wholly<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_119" id="Page_119">[Pg 119]</a></span>
+with genial Charles Lamb in my love of sympathetic
+human company, but the sympathetic quality is
+not always to be discovered. Doubtless Richard
+Jefferies failed to find amongst the farmers around
+a suitable companion; their thoughts were not his
+thoughts, so he roamed the downs alone in close
+communion with the nature he loved so dearly and
+understood so well. It is said, and with some truth,
+of Thoreau that he found the freedom of the wilderness
+within the sound of Emerson's dinner-bell; so
+too Richard Jefferies found his freedom within a
+walk, if not within actual sight, of his home. Now
+solitude for the day, with a home, friends, fireside,
+and a welcome to come to at evening time, is solitude
+with the keen edge of it considerably blunted.</p>
+
+<p>Coate is a quiet village, not noteworthy in any
+way of itself. It is neither picturesque nor ugly,
+merely commonplace; like some worthy people in
+the world, it lacks character. Had it not been the
+birthplace of Richard Jefferies, I should have passed
+it unregarded by; but authors, poets, and other
+men who have earned fame for themselves in this
+world have no command over their birthplaces: that
+is the chance of circumstance. In the village I
+pulled up and asked the first man I met, a man
+apparently of average intelligence and as well clad
+as I, if he could point out Richard Jefferies' house.
+"Richard Jefferies," replied he thoughtfully; "I
+never heard of him. There's no one lives here of
+that name." Then after a moment's hesitation he
+exclaimed, "Maybe it's Mr. Dash the auctioneer
+you wants. He lives at yonder house to the left;<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_120" id="Page_120">[Pg 120]</a></span>
+it's the best house in the place." Why he imagined
+I wanted Mr. Dash the auctioneer, whose name
+was quite different, I could not understand. I
+asked the man if he lived there. "I do," responded
+he; "I've lived here some time." And yet he
+declared he had never heard of Richard Jefferies!
+"Perhaps he lives at Swindon," he suggested as I
+left; now Swindon is not far off Coate. Poor
+Richard Jefferies!</p>
+
+<p>Then I made my way to the house indicated.
+It seemed to be the most important house of the
+few unimportant houses there, a pleasant, long
+rather than square, two-storied dwelling, retired
+behind a bit of garden and walled in from the road;
+and there on the wall by the entrance gateway I
+espied a stone slab, plainly inscribed&mdash;</p>
+
+<p class="pn center p1"><span class="reduct">
+Birthplace<br />
+of<br />
+Richard Jefferies.<br />
+Born<br />
+November 6th, 1848.</span></p>
+
+<p class="pn p1">Yet even that tablet means nothing to the villager!</p>
+
+<hr class="chap" />
+
+</div>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_121" id="Page_121">[Pg 121]</a></span></p>
+
+<div class="break">
+
+<h2 class="p4 mid">CHAPTER VII</h2>
+
+<p class="pa3 p1">Wootton Bassett&mdash;A quaint market-hall&mdash;Old towns&mdash;A Roman
+road&mdash;The spirit of the past&mdash;A pre-Elizabethan gate-house&mdash;The
+Royal Agricultural College&mdash;Chat with an antiquary&mdash;Norman
+doorways&mdash;Second-hand book catalogues&mdash;Syde&mdash;Cotswold
+houses&mdash;Over the Cotswolds&mdash;At a Jacobean inn.</p>
+
+
+<p class="pn p2">Leaving Coate we soon reached the erst quiet little
+town of Swindon; it is no longer quiet or little, but
+looms large and ugly&mdash;seen from afar a blot on the
+fair landscape; the railway has made it prosperous
+and its name, once unknown to the outer world, "as
+familiar as a household word." Swindon does not
+appeal to the traveller who, like the famous Dr.
+Syntax, fares forth "in search of the picturesque."
+Of old, I have been told, it was a pleasant spot.
+We were fortunate enough to simply touch the edge
+of the bustling town and to get again on to an open
+country road, careless as to where it might lead; it
+might go to anywhere so long as we escaped smoky
+Swindon with its big works, tram-lines, and rows of
+mean buildings over which the smoke, in the still
+air, hung like a pall. That is the price it has to pay
+for its prosperity.</p>
+
+<p>Our road took us in a few miles to Wootton
+Bassett, a small, sleepy, clean market-town set high
+up on a hill, unprogressive yet not dull, and it<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_122" id="Page_122">[Pg 122]</a></span>
+greeted us with an air of restfulness and ancientness.
+It is a good road that takes you to a pleasant place.
+I was glad to discover Wootton Bassett, a long one-streeted
+town, and in the centre of its broad sunny
+street stands its quaint half-timber market-hall
+upheld by stone pillars, with its ancient stocks preserved
+in the covered space below. Why will they
+not build such useful and eye-pleasing structures
+to-day? This quaint old market-hall, so picturesquely
+prominent, gives a character to the whole place. I
+could not imagine Wootton Bassett without its
+market-hall any more than I could imagine a
+cathedral city without its cathedral. It seemed the
+centre of attraction of the little town, for around it
+were gathered many of its inhabitants, lazing,
+smoking, and gossiping; the wonder was how they
+could afford to idle time so, they hardly looked like
+men of independent means! Now when I desired
+to take a photograph of the building they, of one
+accord, stood up all in a formal row, like soldiers on
+parade, so as to effectually spoil my proposed photograph
+as a picture. If the good people had only
+been content not to have minded me, and stayed as
+they were naturally grouped, they would even have
+been of pictorial service; but standing each one
+stiffly facing the camera, the case was hopeless.
+Why will people always pose so "to be took," with
+no expectation of seeing "their pictures"? They
+provoked me almost into being angry, for I so
+desired to obtain a pleasing photograph of the
+quaint old structure. Still, I made a sketch of it,
+conveniently ignoring the figures; but it took me a<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_123" id="Page_123">[Pg 123]</a></span>
+good half-hour or more to make the sketch, and
+the photograph would only have needed a minute to
+take and been faithful to the minutest detail. Now it
+chanced that I was hungry, and a hungry man is not
+a good workman. I made a mistake; I ought to
+have satisfied my hunger and then made my sketch,
+but somehow at the moment I did not think of so
+simple a thing. Then I sought an inn, for I had
+forgotten to replenish my luncheon basket that
+morning.</p>
+
+<p>The first inn I saw looked clean and unpretending,
+so inviting, and there I obtained some bread
+and cheese and ale, as that could be had at once
+for the asking; moreover, it was nicely served in a
+cheerful little room, and a neat, be-ribboned maid
+waited quietly on me. I noted that the walls of the
+room were covered with grey canvas and not with
+paper; now canvas, after wood panelling and lordly
+tapestry, is the most artistic wall-covering imaginable.
+I never expected to find such a thing at a
+small country inn, where I am content with comfort
+and never look for the luxury of art. The landlord,
+anxious to be obliging, apologised that there was no
+cold meat, but, said he, I could have chops, only
+they would have to send for them. Fancy a famishing
+man waiting for the purchase and the cooking of
+chops; then possibly the chops might prove tough.
+Bread and cheese and ale, I explained, were good
+enough for me, and they could be had instanter.
+Now hunger is the best of sauces, and no meal ever
+I had did I relish more than my modest one that
+day. The table was spread with the whitest of<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_124" id="Page_124">[Pg 124]</a></span>
+cloths, flowers in a vase adorned it, and there is
+much in the manner a meal is served; the bread was
+crusty and the crust was crisp, the cheese excellent
+of flavour, the clear, nut-brown, frothing ale was, as
+Shakespeare puts it, "a dish for a king." Honestly,
+just then, I would not have exchanged the simple
+repast I had in that inn's tiny parlour for the most
+sumptuous lunch at the most expensive restaurant;
+and the civility and attention of the maid were more
+to my liking than the servile service of any black-coated
+waiter, with a tip in view according to his
+servility. Then my enjoyable lunch cost me exactly
+one shilling; no charge was made for stabling my
+car, and the attentive maid received my modest
+gratuity with such smiling thanks as though she
+expected no such thing. Even the landlord thanked
+me for my poor custom.</p>
+
+<p>Wherein lies the charm of these unprogressive
+little country towns, whilst modern cities, though
+they may be fine, are generally so uninteresting, is
+as difficult to explain as the attraction of personality
+or character. It is not in architectural merit, for
+they rarely have that, except perhaps in an odd
+building or two. One thing is, their buildings are
+low, and so their streets are sunny, which gives them
+an air of cheerfulness. But I think their real charm
+lies in their naturalness and welcome absence of all
+show, assertiveness, or pretence, and this causes a
+feeling of restfulness, for the eye is not called upon
+to admire anything; also they have a delightfully
+finished look&mdash;where the town ends there the
+country begins. The prosperous modern town<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_125" id="Page_125">[Pg 125]</a></span>
+never seems finished, and as it grows, it grows the
+more ugly.</p>
+
+<p>From Wootton Bassett on to Cricklade I have
+now no recollection of the road, beyond that we
+caught a glimpse on the way of a delightful old
+Tudor, or Elizabethan, home of many mullioned
+windows and a great porch that spoke a welcome&mdash;a
+picture rather than a place. Of Cricklade I have
+a pleasant memory of a stone-built, old, and grey-roofed
+town, with little of life about it, and of a tall
+canopied cross in the churchyard at the farther end
+of its long street. If Cricklade has more to show I
+missed seeing it. So quiet the town was, it looked
+like a town asleep and not anxious to wake again.
+Its long street was free of traffic, excepting for a
+solitary cart; not even a dog troubled to bark at us.
+But you cannot see or understand any place by
+simply driving through it; these, therefore, are but
+passing impressions. On a long journey you have
+not time to loiter everywhere you would, or the
+journey would take a whole year, perchance even
+more; already I had loitered long at Wootton Bassett,
+and Cricklade looked less attractive.</p>
+
+<p>After Cricklade we came upon a level, long
+stretch of straight road, so straight indeed that it
+suggested Roman origin, and on consulting my map
+I found it there marked "Roman road from Cirencester
+to Speen" (where the Speen alluded to is, or
+was, I am not sure, but there is one in Berkshire
+and one in Buckinghamshire, neither of importance
+nowadays). This straight road extending far as
+the eye could trace with all revealed ahead, nothing<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_126" id="Page_126">[Pg 126]</a></span>
+left to imagination, is not an attractive one, except,
+perhaps, to an engineer's eye, but it has a look of set
+purpose that impresses the mind; it concerns itself
+with nothing but its destination, turning not aside
+for this or that; a road of importance, or rather
+once it was. This very road, of old, the Roman
+Legions trod; that takes one back some centuries!
+The spirit of the past still seems to linger over it;
+it impressed itself on me. In this old land history
+greets you volumes deep; you cannot escape it.
+"Happy is the country that has no history," runs the
+ancient proverb; and true though the proverb may
+be, to travel in I prefer a country with a storied
+past&mdash;an eventful past that lends an interest to the
+present. When touring in California, in spite of its
+glorious scenery, I felt a vacancy; why, I could not
+imagine for some time; then I realised it was the
+absence of any ancient history, legend, or tradition
+connected with anything I saw beyond poor Indian
+legend, for something more than mere scenery is
+needed to satisfy the reflective mind.</p>
+
+<p>At the small hamlet of Latton we passed through,
+I noticed the worn steps and broken shaft of a
+wayside cross. How numerous these crosses must
+have been in the pre-Reformation days is proved
+by the number that still remain in their ruined state,
+in spite of the complete destruction of others during
+the Puritan time, and from the frequent and familiar
+name of "Stone Cross" or "Stony Cross" one
+finds on the maps, though no vestige of a cross can
+now be discovered at such spots. Then, to avoid
+the monotony of the straight road, we took to a lane<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_127" id="Page_127">[Pg 127]</a></span>
+that a signpost informed us led to Down Ampney,
+when I suddenly remembered having seen, at
+some picture gallery, a painting of a charming old
+house of that name; for I always note both the
+paintings and photographs I see of picturesque
+old houses, and when they bear a title keep it in
+memory&mdash;this in case Fate should some day bring
+me within reach of the originals; and here was my
+opportunity.</p>
+
+<p>A mile or so brought us to Down Ampney, once
+the stately home of the famous Hungerford family,
+and there the lane ended. What pleased me most
+about the place was not the mansion but its quaint
+and exceedingly interesting and picturesque arched
+gate-house of the pre-Elizabethan era, with its two
+octagonal embattled towers on either side of the
+archway. It was well worth while making the short
+detour to see that fine old gate-house, for a pre-Elizabethan
+gate-house is somewhat rare in the
+land, and, when found, forms such a pleasant roadside
+feature, besides taking the memory back to the days
+that are gone.</p>
+
+<p>Then we resumed our drive along the old Roman
+road, and this brought us to ancient Cirencester,
+where at "The King's Head," a flourishing inn
+before railways were invented, we found comfortable
+quarters for the night. Thrice before on my driving
+tours have I found myself by chance at Cirencester,
+for all the roads around centre on that town, like the
+spokes to the hub of a wheel, and take you there
+unawares; but I had not come to it by the Roman
+road before. I thought I had seen all Cirencester<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_128" id="Page_128">[Pg 128]</a></span>
+had to show, but I discovered a fresh interest on
+this visit in the shape of the Royal Agricultural
+College about a mile away, and the Principal most
+kindly showed me all over the building and took
+me a stroll through the grounds besides. This
+college, as many know, was established by Royal
+Charter in 1845, "to train land-owners, estate
+agents, surveyors, intending colonists, etc., in
+agriculture, forestry, and allied subjects." It is
+beautifully situated on high ground and admirably
+fulfils its purpose. I have often wondered why
+some of the number of men of limited income, of no
+occupation, and trained to no profession, instead of
+idling life unprofitably away without an object, do
+not study at the Royal Agricultural College, where
+all things are well ordered, and go in for farming;
+and what a pleasant and healthy life it is, in close
+touch with Nature: a man can be a farmer, a
+sportsman, and a gentleman. Better this, surely,
+than to lead an aimless, lazy existence?</p>
+
+<p>At Cirencester, going into a shop to replenish
+my tobacco supply, I got a-chatting with the owner,
+who appeared to have a soul superior to tobacco,
+for, to my surprise, I discovered him to be an
+enthusiastic and well-informed antiquary. Who
+would have thought it? He told me that round
+about Cirencester there were no fewer than fifteen
+churches with fine Norman doorways; he kindly
+gave a list of these, only to be lost! He also
+showed me a photograph of each one, so that I was
+able to judge what beautiful and well-preserved
+specimens of Norman masonry they were; in such<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_129" id="Page_129">[Pg 129]</a></span>
+instances photography asserts its usefulness. The
+only church of the number the name of which I can
+remember is Quennington, and this because I bought
+a picture-postcard of it, showing a most beautiful
+and richly sculptured doorway; judging from the
+photograph, nowhere have I seen so fine a one.
+The postcard has printed on it the following particulars:
+"The Norman doorways" (it appears there
+are two) "of Quennington church are noted for the
+beauty of their workmanship, and for the curious
+carved tympani they contain. The south door has
+elaborate carving, with beak heads around the top
+of the tympanum, which latter represents the mythical
+Coronation of the Virgin." Then he told me of a
+very old church not far away (he pointed out the
+position of it on the map, and on consulting my
+map again I feel fairly certain it is Daglingworth)
+where is a Saxon sun-dial, and where he had discovered
+in some of the stone-work of one of the
+windows portions of an ancient Roman inscription,
+proving that the monkish builders paid scant regard
+to the despised pagan altars and inscribed tablets
+that in early days were so plentiful at Cirencester,
+but used them as they would stone from a quarry;
+for Cirencester, or Corinium, was an important
+Roman military station. Fortunately many interesting
+relics of the time are now carefully preserved
+from further "base uses" in the Cirencester museum.
+In turn, to even matters, the monks' "graven
+images" and other "superstitious" work was ruthlessly
+destroyed by the stern Puritans. So the
+pagan was avenged!</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_130" id="Page_130">[Pg 130]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>For want of a better occupation that evening
+I amused myself by looking over some old local
+newspapers I discovered in the smoke-room, for in
+these papers you often come upon odd and interesting
+bits of information, possibly contributed by
+some resident antiquary; there I came upon the
+particulars of a curious bill that I thought worth
+noting, and this is the paragraph that caught my
+eye: "Below is an abstract from <i>The Annual
+Register</i>, 1771, page 140. 'Cirencester, August
+31st. The following is a true copy of a painter's
+bill of this place, delivered to the church-wardens
+of an adjacent parish: Mr. Charles Ferebee (churchwarden
+of Siddington) to Joseph Cook, Dr. To
+mending the Commandments, altering the Belieff,
+and making a new Lord's Prayer, or £1 : 1s.'" So
+curious is this that it really seems like an invention,
+only that it is given on the authority of <i>The Annual
+Register</i>, and vouched for as true; otherwise I
+should not have ventured to requote it, and the
+very names of the churchwarden, the painter, and
+the church are put down. Invention surely could
+not improve on that old bill&mdash;and invention is no
+laggard!</p>
+
+<p>At another inn I discovered some second-hand
+book catalogues left presumably by some former
+guest, and spent quite an interesting and profitable
+hour going over these. The various literature you
+chance upon when travelling oftentimes proves
+entertaining reading; the following extracts I made
+from four of these catalogues will, I think, prove
+my contention. In the first case an "Autograph<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_131" id="Page_131">[Pg 131]</a></span>
+Album" is offered for sale at the modest price of
+£25, but then it contains "A collection of over
+100 signatures, including those of Lord Tennyson"
+and other world-famous authors, "and an Autograph
+Poem by Lord Tennyson addressed to Lady Tennyson,"
+a sample verse of which is quoted, and thus
+it runs:</p>
+
+<p class="pp5 p1">
+"Here on this Terrace fifty years ago,<br />
+When I was in your June, you in your May,<br />
+Two words 'My Rose' set all your face a-glow;<br />
+And now that I am white and you are grey,<br />
+That blush of fifty years ago, my dear,<br />
+Lives in the past, but close to me to-day,<br />
+As this red rose upon the terrace here<br />
+Glows in the blue of fifty miles away."</p>
+
+<p class="p1">Then, curiously enough, in another second-hand
+book catalogue a volume of poems, privately
+printed, is offered, containing likewise "an unpublished
+sonnet by Tennyson, beginning</p>
+
+<p class="pp1 p1">Me my own Fate to lasting sorrow doometh,"</p>
+
+<p class="pn p1">but this is the only line of the sonnet given. Then
+another catalogue offered a book by John Wesley,
+dated 1770, and entitled <i>A Preservative against
+Unsettled Notions in Religion</i>, in which Wesley, in
+an open letter to Robert Barclay, says: "Friend, you
+have an honest heart, but a weak head. Once your
+zeal was against ungodliness, now it is against all
+forms of prayer&mdash;against saying 'you' to a single
+person, uncovering your head, or having too many
+buttons on your coat. O what a fall is there!
+What poor trifles are these that well-nigh engross
+your thoughts."</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_132" id="Page_132">[Pg 132]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>Still a further catalogue offers a "Black Letter
+book, printed in double columns, published about
+1555, 'Of the tragedies, gathered by Jhon Bochas,
+of all such Princes as fell from theyr estates throughe
+the mutability of Fortune since the creacion of
+Adam.' A fairly long history. This has a note
+written on the title-page as follows, 'This book was
+boughte in the yeare of Or Lorde God 1555.'"
+There were other volumes offered in these catalogues
+at a price, but they were of less interest.
+I think, however, I have quoted enough to show
+what an entertaining evening may be spent in
+simply conning over second-hand book catalogues.</p>
+
+<p>I am afraid I have wandered off the road, but
+such occasional digressions, in the absence of the
+usual added love-story, may serve to break any
+possible monotony in the chronicle of our tour. We
+left Cirencester betimes (to use a favourite expression
+of Samuel Pepys, of Diary renown), though not so
+early but that sundry country folk were astir on the
+road before us; and how inexpressibly fresh and
+sweet is the morning air, "before it has been braithed
+over," that was Iden's <i>elixir vitae</i> in <i>Amaryllis at
+the Fair</i>! We started forth, as usual, without any
+definite idea of where we were going or of our
+destination for the night, simply taking this road
+and that, rough, or smooth, or hilly, as seemed best
+in our eyes at the moment. Excepting perhaps in
+a flat country, such desultory travel is not wholly
+advisable unless you can rely upon your car mounting
+the worst of the hills that may be encountered, for
+now and then on these byways you may come unexpectedly
+to a hill that is startling in its steepness,
+and though it be short it has to be climbed, or you
+have to hark back ignominiously and not see what
+you set out to see. Fortunately I knew my car,
+my old and well-tried travelling companion that,
+when traversing some of the wild Welsh mountain
+and moorland tracks, had surmounted gradients of no
+ordinary severity. So I travelled on strange roads
+with a mind at ease. To go exploring cross-country
+roads in a hilly district you need a reliable car. It
+may have been the quality of my car, it may have
+been good fortune, it may have been careful driving,
+for careful driving counts, but the fact remains, in
+spite of many bad and stony roads, during the
+journey I suffered no breakdown, nor did I on a
+previous journey of some hundreds of miles.<br /><br /></p>
+
+<div class="figcenter">
+ <img src="images/ill-180.jpg" width="400" height="572"
+ alt=""
+ title="" />
+ <div class="caption"><p class="pn center">SYDE CHURCH.</p>
+</div></div>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_133" id="Page_133">[Pg 133]</a></span></p>
+
+<p class="p1">So, leaving Cirencester, where the church bells
+have little rest, for they were chiming the hours and
+quarters at length both day and night, we wandered
+about uneventfully till we found ourselves in the
+out-of-the-world hamlet of Syde, built on the slope
+of a hill, with a glorious rolling country around.
+I love these little remote hamlets and the placidity
+of them&mdash;hamlets where "the telegraph, the railway,
+and the thoughts that shake mankind" have never
+penetrated. I daresay dull care finds its way to
+them as elsewhere, but to the outward eye they
+suggest untold peace. Some one says that "care
+will come and climb even the side of a ship far out
+at sea in search of its victims."</p>
+
+<p>At Syde we discovered a tiny and charming
+church with a saddle-back tower, a tiny church,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_134" id="Page_134">[Pg 134]</a></span>
+pleasing in its simplicity, and close to it a fine old
+tithe-barn with a grand roof of open timber, and a
+delightfully quaint little Gothic window at one end
+of the building: the monks would have even a barn
+beautiful. From great beams of oak was the roof
+constructed, not sawn straight out of a tree regardless
+of grain in the manner of to-day that tends to weakness,
+but the natural bends of the wood were utilised
+so as to ensure the utmost strength of the material,
+and that made for lastingness and curves that unconsciously
+please the eye. The medieval craftsman
+knew the art of making the best use of raw
+products, and to his credit be it said, as far as I
+could note, the ancient roof shows no signs of
+weakness though constructed centuries ago, and
+apparently all those centuries left to take care of
+itself. Still such roofs, though strong in themselves,
+are heavy, and need substantial walls and a generous
+use of masonry to uphold them. The modern
+builder would probably construct at least two barns
+of the same size out of the materials employed in the
+construction of this one, and then have something
+to spare, but I greatly doubt if they would stand the
+stress of centuries as this one has done without
+constant renewals and repairs.</p>
+
+<p>Leaving Syde we wandered about the lonely
+Cotswolds for most of the day, leisurely and
+deviously, delighting in their breezy openness, their
+frequent solitudes, and the extensive prospects
+afforded to us of hills beyond hills rising out of the
+blue. Houses are few and scattered in the Cotswolds,
+and these are mostly farmsteads of past days, grey<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_135" id="Page_135">[Pg 135]</a></span>
+and old, well and strongly built of the native stone
+that has a pleasant tint. Simple and yet picturesque
+are these old houses with their great gables,
+mullioned windows, stone slate roofs, and big
+chimney-stacks. The Cotswold architecture is a
+style of its own, than which a better style for an
+Englishman's home, from cottage to mansion, there
+could not be, for it is a style equally suitable for a
+small dwelling as for a stately hall. I think the
+keynote to the attractiveness of the Cotswold houses,
+large or little, is that they are first of all homes;
+this is what impresses you about them. Iron or
+lead, in the pre-railway days when the roads were
+indifferent and transport expensive, was not readily
+available in this remote district, so the ancient
+craftsman designed his buildings to have as little
+guttering and metal work as possible; he used stone
+wherever he could, stone for his mullioned windows,
+stone slates for his roofs, stones for his porches,
+stones for his chimneys, and for all his copings, his
+ridges, and his cappings; so his houses form part
+and parcel of the rock on which they stand, as
+though they had grown up from it. Were I ever
+to build another home for myself I should go to the
+Cotswolds for inspiration; still, a good design might
+be spoilt in its realisation by unfeeling workmanship;
+you may command the design, but you cannot
+command the spirit in which it is carried out.
+Even such a simple thing as a plain stone wall may
+be built to be beautiful; in the Cotswolds, the mason
+of old laid his stones in straight courses, carefully
+keeping them of different sizes; he also varied these<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_136" id="Page_136">[Pg 136]</a></span>
+courses in width, thus escaping the monotony of
+uniformity; he laid the biggest stones at the base,
+making for strength, to the eye at least, but here
+and there he ran a band of big stones between the
+smaller ones above, so he secured breadth with
+variety, and this just because he took a pride and a
+joy in his work and regarded the look of it. I have
+yet to meet the modern workman whose pleasure is
+in his work; he calls it "a job." Here ends my
+amateur lecture on architecture&mdash;fortunately it is
+short.</p>
+
+<p>I made my midday halt at a lonely, elevated
+spot, with not a building or any other sign of man's
+handiwork in sight, excepting the long and winding
+road and the rugged stone walls that bounded and
+followed it in curving parallels, up hill and down
+dale for many a mile, till lost to vision in the haze
+of space. There on a soft grassy margin of the
+road, with the wall as shelter from the wayward
+wind that always seems to blow over the Cotswolds,
+I spread my rug, reclined at ease, and, free from
+care as a man can be, enjoyed my alfresco meal and
+contemplative pipe to follow, feeling in the best of
+humours with all the world and myself, envying
+none. I heard no sound but that of the wind gently
+surring among the tall grasses, and softly murmuring
+through the many crevices of that loose and broken
+wall. My eyes saw nothing but the sunlit and
+rolling land stretching far around, and the silent,
+spacious sky above. I was impressed with the
+sense of solitude and the peace of the spot. It is
+good for man to be alone at times with the wide<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_137" id="Page_137">[Pg 137]</a></span>
+earth and sky; it teaches him how small a thing he
+really is, for nature shows man neither respect nor
+attention; she treats the tramp and the lord the
+same. Even on the wild Canadian prairies, before
+the coming of the colonist, one could hardly find a
+solitude more apparently profound than mine that
+day, for the eye cannot see farther than the uttermost
+horizon; beyond might be the end of the world.</p>
+
+<p>Just to live in the present, content with the
+present, that was my mood of the moment, neither
+looking backwards nor forwards, being simply thankful
+to be alive without any pain of body&mdash;that is the
+true holiday spirit, that is the wine of life; then pure
+laziness is a virtue, for if a man would enjoy his
+holiday lazing, laze he should. The gospel of exertion
+has been preached overmuch. It was a fair spot I
+had found, and the world is very fair in fair places;
+and does not Ben Jonson say, "How near to good
+is what is fair!" Long I rested there, so long that
+the shadow thrown by the wall changed round like
+that of a dial, but the matter of time troubled me
+not, for my hours were not marked by the clock. I
+wished my mind to be fallow. Emerson says, "The
+hardest thing in the world is&mdash;to think." I cannot
+follow him, for I find it impossible not to do so. I
+would be</p>
+
+<p class="pp3 p1">
+At vacancy with Nature,<br />
+Acceptive and at ease,</p>
+<p class="pp3">Distilling the present hour<br />
+Whatever, wherever it is,</p>
+<p class="pp1">And over the past, oblivion.</p>
+
+<p class="p1">When I tired of my solitude there was my car,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_138" id="Page_138">[Pg 138]</a></span>
+ready at a moment's notice to whisk me back to the
+haunts of man. "Solitude hath its charms," but, to
+me, only when I know I can get away from it after
+having had my fill. One travels to escape for a
+while from man and town, from streets and houses,
+and then in turn one longs to get back again to
+despised humanity and neighbourship&mdash;at least I do,
+being no moody philosopher but a lover of my kind.</p>
+
+<p>Leaving my peaceful nook, after further lonely
+wandering, I struck upon a decent though hilly
+road, and eventually came to a long, steep descent,
+at the foot of which I found myself in the truly
+old-world village of Stanway, where is another fine
+specimen of a tithe-barn. An apology perhaps is
+needed for using the term "old-world" so often, but
+I came during the journey to so many quaint and
+ancient places that no other word will so well,
+tersely, and truthfully describe, so I feel bound to
+use it occasionally, even frequently, though not, I
+trust, without good cause.</p>
+
+<p>At the foot of the descent, facing me, stood a
+notable gate-house giving access to a time-greyed
+and noble mansion built in the Jacobean days; the
+former looks like the work of Inigo Jones. I was
+tempted to photograph this old gate-house, and any
+photograph here reproduced will serve to show what
+manner of building it is, for a picture of any kind
+appeals direct to the eye, thus conveying a better
+impression of a place than pages of printed
+description could: and be it said in favour of a
+photograph over a drawing that there is no romance
+about it, it simply records what is before the camera,
+whilst most artists are prone to treat their subjects
+with more or less poetic licence, so that one can
+never be quite sure how much of their work is faithful
+to fact or how much is fanciful.<br /><br /></p>
+
+<div class="figcenter">
+ <img src="images/ill-187.jpg" width="400" height="277"
+ alt=""
+ title="" />
+ <div class="caption"><p class="pn center">GATEHOUSE, STANWAY.</p>
+</div></div>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_139" id="Page_139">[Pg 139]</a></span></p>
+
+<p class="p1">Then, as the west was growing golden and the
+shadows lengthening, my thoughts turned to an inn
+for the night. It seems to me that an inn of the
+good old-fashioned sort, friendly, unpretentious,
+clean, and comfortable, deserves a warm corner in
+the heart of the wayfarer&mdash;for how would he fare
+without one? Whenever I come upon such an inn
+I make a note of it so as to keep it in memory,
+besides marking its site on my map for easy reference
+on the road. Many a time, and many a mile, have
+I gone out of my way, and gladly, to revisit such
+desirable quarters, sure, from past experience, of a
+welcome, civility, and a moderate reckoning, three
+qualities I mostly prize in the order given. Healthily
+hungry, agreeably tired after a long day's journey in
+the open air, how delightful it is to arrive at a good
+inn when the day is done&mdash;that is one of the joys of
+travel, and not the least of its joys. Suddenly I
+remembered that at the foot of the Cotswolds, and
+not very far away, was an ancient, many-gabled,
+Jacobean and storied hostelry of mullioned windows
+and panelled chambers where erst I had taken
+"mine ease"; thither would I go again, so I sped on
+my way, rejoicing, to the ancient "Whyte Harte" at
+Broadway, one of my ports of call when cruising
+on the road, and there I harboured for the night.</p>
+
+<p>In the smoke-room of my inn that evening,
+seated by its big ingle-nook before a blazing log-fire<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_140" id="Page_140">[Pg 140]</a></span>
+that threw a ruddy, cheerful glow on beamed ceiling,
+panelled wall, and antique furniture, I got a-chatting
+with the chance and friendly company gathered
+there. Amongst the company was a touring cyclist
+who talked interestingly about the country and the
+places he had passed through; another was a fellow-motorist
+who "talked motor," but he had an eye for
+scenery as well; still another had recently returned
+from a long voyage, but he had neither met the
+Flying Dutchman nor seen the sea-serpent, nor
+even an iceberg, and what worth is a tale of the sea
+without a little romance thrown in? I love to hear
+the good old-fashioned sailor spin his confidential
+yarn; salt is cheap, so you can allow him more than
+the proverbial grain. The last yarn I had was from
+a skipper aboard his ship out in the wide Atlantic,
+who told me positively that he had seen the sea-serpent
+"swimming in the sea." "I estimated that
+it was ninety feet long," said he, "judging from the
+length of the ship, but perhaps he was a young one:
+it was a sea-serpent or a snake of some kind sure
+enough, and much alive." "Did you record it in
+the Log?" was my response. "Not I," replied the
+skipper. "You see, another captain of our company
+had previously seen a sea-serpent, only a much
+bigger one than mine, and he noted the fact in his
+Log. Now when our people saw the Log they said
+to him, 'Captain, if you see any more sea-serpents
+you won't get another ship.' He never saw another."
+And this is an unvarnished tale as told to me by
+the well-known skipper of a famous liner, faithfully
+retold, word for word, as far as my memory serves.</p>
+
+<hr class="chap" />
+
+</div>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_141" id="Page_141">[Pg 141]</a></span></p>
+
+<div class="break">
+
+<h2 class="p4 mid">CHAPTER VIII</h2>
+
+<p class="pa3 p1">The Vale of Evesham&mdash;A stormy drive&mdash;An angler's inn&mdash;A big
+fish&mdash;Dating from "the flood"!&mdash;Fishermen's tales&mdash;The
+joys of "the gentle craft"&mdash;Hotel visitors' books&mdash;A "quiet
+day"&mdash;Burford church and its monuments&mdash;The golden age
+of travel&mdash;A fine old half-timber inn&mdash;Ludlow&mdash;A Saxon
+doorway.</p>
+
+<p class="pn p2">Leaving our ancient inn we proceeded westward
+along winding, hedge-bordered lanes that took us
+through the beautiful and fruitful Vale of Evesham,
+a very Land of Goshen. We had an uneventful
+drive to close upon Pershore, where we found ourselves
+on a good main road; then crossing a narrow
+bridge we drove into that quiet and ancient town,
+famous for its fine old abbey church, and for what
+else I know not; as for the town, it has a pleasant
+look. Then into the country again and into a
+storm of rain. By a signpost we learnt that the
+road led to Worcester, and, as it appeared to keep
+on high ground with the promise of fine views, we
+followed it.</p>
+
+<p>We had a stormy drive on to Worcester, for it
+rained the whole of the way; to our left the Malvern
+Hills loomed up a mass of purple-grey under the
+leaden sky, appearing almost mountainous, magnified
+in size to the eye by the mist and rain.<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_142" id="Page_142">[Pg 142]</a></span>
+Approaching Worcester it poured in torrents; if
+this keeps on, I said to myself, I shall seek the
+shelter of an inn. I was in ill-humour with the
+weather; I do not mind ordinary rain, but this was
+a deluge, and the roads were becoming rivers.
+The hint was not lost on the weather; as we
+drove into Worcester the rain ceased, or almost
+ceased, and ahead there even appeared a watery
+gleam of sunshine. Such are the surprises of the
+English climate. This was encouraging, so through
+Worcester we went without a stop; no inn I needed
+now, and to escape the main road and straggling
+houses I took a turning to the right at a venture,
+and we were soon in the open country again, wet
+and gleaming, but we drove into fairer weather.</p>
+
+<p>The country we passed through was pleasantly
+pastoral, the rain-washed air was wonderfully clear
+and fresh, the distances distinctly blue, and the
+moisture brought forth the pungent scent of the
+earth. Presently we passed a finely wooded park,
+in which we caught sight of a little lake mirroring
+the sky, the silvery water shining cheerfully bright.
+Soon after this we reached the village of Great
+Witley, not a large place, but perhaps "great" for
+a village, and it presented us with a pretty picture
+with its old houses, some of half-timber, climbing
+the hillside, for we were amongst the hills again,
+hills topped by wind-blown firs darkly outlined
+against the sky.</p>
+
+<p>Before arriving at Great Witley we asked a
+man, on the way, to where the road led. "To
+Witley," he replied; "there's a decent public in<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_143" id="Page_143">[Pg 143]</a></span>
+the village where they sell good beer." As though
+beer was man's chief desire in life&mdash;as perhaps it
+is with some! I did not take the hint, so instead
+of the usual twopence I simply tendered thanks
+for the information given. The man was disappointed;
+he looked reproachfully at me&mdash;at least
+so I thought. Now the "public" turned out to
+be a homely but an inviting-looking inn, "The
+Hundred House," to wit, and, judging of it from
+a passing glance, had I been benighted I would
+have claimed its hospitality, and deemed myself
+fortunate in having found such quiet, unpretending
+quarters. In truth I almost wished for the rain
+to come on again as an excuse to sample its
+entertainment. But as the sun was occasionally
+shining and the clouds were uplifting I was not
+inclined to stop, when I had half the day unspent
+before me for exploring. Somehow I fancy that
+the people I meet in such out-of-the-way places
+differ from other people; at least I know I get
+friendly with them quicker than with those who
+live where the pulse of the world beats faster&mdash;so
+I have that feeling strong upon me.</p>
+
+<p>After Great Witley we had for some miles a
+hilly drive; at once our road began to climb
+steeply, only to descend again; it was all up and
+down, and from the tops of the rises we obtained
+glorious views of the wild Welsh cloud-loving
+mountains, standing in rugged array where the
+remote distance met our gaze, here and there
+above the mists a peak clearly showing. Next
+we came to a welcome level stretch of country,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_144" id="Page_144">[Pg 144]</a></span>
+our road narrowing into a lane with fine high
+hedges on either side, Devon fashion; their one
+fault was that they effectually shut out the view&mdash;from
+leagues our vision was limited to yards.</p>
+
+<p>When, at last, the Devon-like lane ended, facing
+us stood "The Swan Inn" by the Teme side, an inn
+where anglers congregate, for the Teme is a troutful
+stream; there I put up for the night, and found
+comfortable quarters, good fare, and companionship.
+What more could the traveller desire? The landlord
+came forth to greet me in a manner after my
+own heart. "Glad to see you," said he; "you
+always bring me luck." I thought he had mistaken
+me, for, as I explained, I had not been to
+Tenbury till that day. "Well," responded he, "it
+was certainly not here I saw you last, but I well
+remember you coming to 'The Porth Arms' at Llandysill,
+when I was its landlord some few years ago,
+and just as you arrived one of my guests there had
+caught the fish of the season." Then, thinking back,
+I too remembered the circumstance. "Now," continued
+he, "I've a fisherman staying here who just
+before you came caught a splendid trout, as fine a
+trout as ever I've seen; I'll show it you. There's
+as good fish in the Teme as ever came out of a river;"
+and he brought the trout out on a dish for my inspection,
+a grand one in truth. At least, thought I, there
+are big trout in the Teme. When next I go a-fishing
+may I catch its like! There is a consoling old
+saying that "the worst anglers catch the biggest
+fish." Some of those old sayings appeal to me!</p>
+
+<p>Writing of big fish reminds me that once in an<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_145" id="Page_145">[Pg 145]</a></span>
+old curiosity shop I noticed, amongst the various odds
+and ends shown for sale there, a glass case with a fine
+fat trout stuffed and carefully preserved in it. I was
+surprised to find this marked at a high figure, as it
+appeared to me a somewhat unlikely article to find
+a purchaser. So I ventured to remark upon it.
+"Well," said the dealer in curiosities, "that's as
+good an article to sell as any I have in the shop,
+though you mightn't think it. You see, the landlord
+of some fishing inn is sure to buy it and hang it
+up in one of his rooms, as a sample of the sport
+to be had in his river. I'll get my price for it. I
+think I know where to place it as it is." Have
+I not seen the like at certain river-side inns I
+know!</p>
+
+<p>It is pleasant to be remembered thus on the road;
+twice during the journey when arriving at a strange
+inn in a strange place did the landlord of it remember
+me, he having moved from some other inn elsewhere
+which on a previous tour I had visited. Landlords
+and head waiters of country hostelries appear to have
+the faculty that kings are supposed to possess of
+recognising faces, and of even bearing names in
+mind. The waiter of "The King's Head" at
+Cirencester knew me from having waited on me at
+another inn on the road, "and that were over two
+years ago." "However do you manage to remember
+people and their names?" I queried, "for you must
+see so many different people coming and going in
+the course of the year." "I don't remember them
+all," he confessed, "only the nice people." I felt
+flattered, though perhaps he was thinking of his tip.<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_146" id="Page_146">[Pg 146]</a></span>
+A good memory is a valuable possession when used
+diplomatically.</p>
+
+<p>As there was still an hour or two of daylight left,
+I crossed the river by a patched-up stone bridge to
+inspect Tenbury, for the town lay on the other side
+of the Teme&mdash;a countrified little town, like those
+you find here and there in the heart of the shires,
+so I was the more surprised to discover it boasted
+of being a watering-place, though its reputation in
+this respect was unknown to me, for it possesses a
+Spa with a regulation pump-house where people
+drink and bathe in the waters, and around the
+pump-house are well-laid-out grounds with winding
+walks. No town that ever I was in gave me less
+the impression of being a watering-place where
+invalids congregate, for not even a Bath-chair did I
+see, nor was there a soul at the Spa. I take it that,
+up to the present, Tenbury is more famous for its
+fishing than for its waters; if the latter were only
+more pronounced, or more distasteful in flavour,
+possibly Tenbury might become renowned. "They
+ought to do me good," once I heard a visitor at
+Harrogate remark, "for the waters are nasty
+enough." Well, at any rate, Harrogate waters
+possess that virtue and Harrogate prospers, though
+I heard of one invalid who, having tasted those
+waters, declared he preferred his malady!</p>
+
+<p>Rain coming on I sought shelter in the church
+near by; I was glad I did so, for I found much to
+interest me there. For the second time this journey
+I discovered another curious, though unfortunately
+mutilated, miniature effigy to a knight of old in<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_147" id="Page_147">[Pg 147]</a></span>
+chain armour with his legs crossed; one hand is on
+his sword, the other holds a shield with a coat-of-arms
+carved upon it. This effigy is only a little
+over two feet in length and bears no inscription.</p>
+
+<p class="pp2 p1">
+The records of his name and race<br />
+Have faded from the stone.<br />
+</p>
+
+<p class="pn p1">A possible, but doubtful, explanation of these miniature
+monuments is that they are merely heart shrines;
+another even more doubtful is that they are to
+children of knightly parents, and so are represented
+in armour.</p>
+
+<p>Near to this modest memorial to a warrior, in
+startling contrast, is a stately altar-tomb with life-sized
+alabaster figures, beautifully sculptured, of a
+man in armour with his wife by his side, she being
+quaintly and picturesquely attired; the man's feet
+rest on a boar, his lady's on nothing, for the faithful
+hound that presumably once was there has disappeared.
+A portion of the long inscription in
+raised letters over this monument runs as follows:&mdash;</p>
+
+<p class="pp1 p1">
+Here lyeth Thomas Actone of Sutton Esqre<br />
+Who departed this lyfe in 1546<br />
+And Mary his wyfe who deceased on<br />
+The XXVIII Aprill 1564....</p>
+<p class="pc1">Ioyse</p>
+<p class="pp6">Their only daughter and heire being then of the<br />
+Adge of XII yeres was espoused to Sir Thomas LVCY<br />
+Of Charcot knight which Dame Ioyse in dutifull<br />
+Remembravnce of theis her loving parents<br />
+Hath erected this monument. Anno 1581.</p>
+
+<p class="p1">Here we have the knight whom Shakespeare
+ridicules under the title of Justice Shallow in <i>The
+Merry Wives of Windsor</i>. What caused the Bard<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_148" id="Page_148">[Pg 148]</a></span>
+to hold up this Sir Thomas Lucy thus to ridicule
+no one appears to have discovered; the ancient
+story that the knight prosecuted Shakespeare for
+poaching his deer in Charlecote Park is out of
+court, for in those days there was neither park nor
+deer there.</p>
+
+<p>As I was leaving the church I noticed a brass
+plate against the west wall about three feet from
+the pavement, bearing record that</p>
+
+<p class="pa4 p1">
+On May 14th, 1886<br />
+The River Teme overflowed its Banks<br />
+And rose to the height of the mark<br />
+Placed below.</p>
+
+<p class="pn p1">And to this day certain Tenbury folk date events
+"from the year of the flood," which to the unknowing
+sounds strangely of a period immeasurably
+remote.</p>
+
+<p>I dined well at "The Swan" that night in the
+pleasant company of two anglers, one of whom had
+caught the big trout already mentioned. The
+simple dinner was excellently cooked, and my fellow-guests
+indulged in a bottle of good red wine; so also
+did I for sociability. Not but that</p>
+
+<p class="pp2 p1">
+Pure water is the best of gifts<br />
+That man to man can bring;<br />
+But what am I that I should have<br />
+The best of everything?</p>
+
+<p class="pn p1">Dinner ended, in the spirit of the Roman of old I
+could say, "Fate cannot harm me, I have dined
+to-day."</p>
+
+<p>We three made merry over our meal (fishermen,
+sailors, and artists all seem to possess cheerful<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_149" id="Page_149">[Pg 149]</a></span>
+souls); we talked and we joked and "the good wine
+quaffed"; fishing stories went round the table, true
+every one of them&mdash;or at least they were not impossible.
+I scorn that cruel libel that declares "the
+angler goes out in the morning full of hope, returns
+at evening full of whisky, and the truth is not in
+him." But we did not talk of fishing alone; we
+talked of many charmed spots where tranquil rivers
+flow, of sleepy pools where the big trout lie, of
+mountain streams with their heathery banks, streams
+that gurgle and splash along their rocky beds; and
+I learnt that a trout rises to a fly either because he
+is hungry, or merely out of curiosity; if the former
+you may surely land him, if the latter it is a touch
+and go if you do. Many days the trout have
+had their fill, so they "rise short," being only
+curiously minded; then the angler changes his flies,
+but it is not a fresh fly that is needed, but a hungry
+trout.</p>
+
+<p>Much has been said of the joys of the gentle
+craft.</p>
+
+<p class="pp4 p1">
+Other joys<br />
+Are but toys,</p>
+
+<p class="pn p1">we are told, but I think there is another craft more
+gentle, fully as fascinating and as pleasure-giving&mdash;to
+some even more so, bold though the saying be&mdash;and
+that is sketching from Nature, "good, right,
+healthy work," Ruskin calls it, and the sketcher
+need never return home without something to show
+for his day in the open air. I do not exactly see
+the gentleness of taking a barbed hook out of a
+fish's mouth, or of impaling a wriggling worm on a<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_150" id="Page_150">[Pg 150]</a></span>
+hook, and to do this, mind you, "as though you
+loved him, that is, harm him as little as you may
+possibly, that he may live the longer"! which is
+the dictum laid down by gentle Izaak Walton.
+After all, may it not be that the term "gentle craft"
+came from the fact of the use of gentles as baits?
+But whether one goes a-fishing or fares forth with
+sketch-book and colours, much of the joy that either
+gentle craft gives its votaries is, I take it, the
+pleasant scenery they habitually find themselves
+amongst. Now I come to think of it, our table talk
+was of scenery as much as of fishing, so as a listener
+it struck me that to some wise men fishing after all
+is in the main an excuse for a delightful and restful
+holiday with an object, not the mere catching of fish
+the sole aim of it.</p>
+
+<p>In the coffee-room of mine inn I discovered a
+Visitors' Book, and I glanced through it in the faint
+hope of perhaps finding there some quaint or
+humorous effusion, but the day seems past for
+these things. Of old such men as Kingsley, Tom
+Taylor, Tom Hughes, and a host of other literary
+wits were not above making merry in these books;
+even such notables as Lord Byron, Sir Walter
+Scott, Samuel Pepys, to mention a few of the many,
+amused themselves by recording their names,
+scratched with diamonds, on the window-panes of
+some of the old inns and houses they visited, and in
+a few instances their signatures remain there to this
+day. I saw that of Sir Walter Scott in Shakespeare's
+birthplace not long ago. Seldom now
+either do I come across any quaint or notable<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_151" id="Page_151">[Pg 151]</a></span>
+epitaph in our churchyards, yet when I was young
+I came upon many a one. Indeed I had a notebook
+filled with them, and curious they were. As
+I have previously remarked, Time is not the only
+culprit responsible for their disappearance, though
+Time has had his hand in the matter, and there is
+now no Old Mortality to re-cut crumbling inscriptions.
+A case was brought to my notice where
+a quaint epitaph (quite harmlessly quaint, as a
+layman, I thought) was deliberately chiselled off a
+tombstone "by the parson's orders."</p>
+
+<p>In the Visitors' Book at "The Swan" I came
+upon the following:&mdash;</p>
+
+<p class="pp2 p1">
+In July a man came to the Swan<br />
+And the fat of the land lived upon,<br />
+"But," said he, in September<br />
+If I rightly remember,<br />
+"It's just about time I moved on."</p>
+
+<p class="pn p1">I copied this, not that the verse has any merit,
+but to show the temptation there is to linger on at
+a comfortable country hostelry, as I have been
+tempted to linger often for an extra day or two,
+instead of travelling on. In this respect a good
+inn is an enemy to travel. Twice have I had
+pointed opportunities of confirming this attraction
+of an inn. I remember spending the night at a
+cosy little Kentish hostelry, and there I met a man
+who told me he had come for a week-end only, but
+so pleased was he with his quarters that he had stayed
+on three weeks, even regretting that he was obliged
+to leave on the morrow. But an almost startling
+incident of the kind I came upon at a sequestered<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_152" id="Page_152">[Pg 152]</a></span>
+Sussex inn; a fellow-guest there confided in me that
+he arrived at the inn intending to spend one night
+only, but so comfortable was he that he decided to
+stop on from day to day, and the days had grown
+into three years. He was a homeless bachelor, and
+"here," said he, "I've found a home, no trouble
+about servants, no rent or taxes to pay, entertaining
+company at times without the cost of entertaining;
+I've only to order what I want to get it." I felt
+genuinely sorry for the man that he should have to
+make his home with strangers at an inn, but he did
+not appear sorry for himself. At that same inn I
+also stayed a week: the portly landlord of it was
+the best of fellows&mdash;may his shadow never grow
+less! The landlady as kindly an old soul as ever
+breathed&mdash;long life to her! The maid who waited on
+me thought nothing of her trouble, the rooms were
+clean, and there was a large and shady garden
+attached where I idled many an odd hour pleasantly
+away, lazily reading a favourite author whilst reclining
+in a hammock hung between the trees. But
+these old, unspoilt, home-like inns are not to be
+found every day, though I know of a few, but wild
+horses could not drag from me their whereabouts.
+"I have certainly spent some very enviable hours
+at inns," remarks Hazlitt. So have I. Do I talk
+too much of inns? Thackeray says, "It always
+seems to me very good talk." A big book could be
+written about inns of the good old-fashioned sort,
+and yet not exhaust the pleasant subject; but it
+needs be written lovingly, as Izaak Walton wrote of
+fishing, so that the two works may lie side by side<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_153" id="Page_153">[Pg 153]</a></span>
+and ready of reach amongst the treasures of a well-selected
+library.</p>
+
+<p>As I was leaving "The Swan" at Tenbury the
+landlord informed me that close to my road at
+Burford, and but a mile away, was a most lovely old
+church, beautifully decorated, and with some fine
+gilt and painted altar-tombs. "You really should
+not miss seeing it," said he. I know not why, but
+somehow it seemed strange to me for an innkeeper
+to be so keen about a church. As he was so pressing
+I promised the landlord I would see the church,
+and thither I went. I pulled up the car at the
+corner of a narrow lane that led to the building,
+proceeding the rest of the way on foot, and on my
+way I overtook two ladies slowly walking in front
+of me. I was bold enough to inquire of them, and
+as politely as I could, whether the church door were
+open, or if not where I might find the clerk. One
+of the ladies answered me in a low voice, and with
+so solemn a look that I felt I had made a mistake
+in addressing her; however, she said, "The doors
+are open. It is a quiet day." I thanked her and
+congratulated myself that I had come on a "quiet
+day," then I could inspect the church undisturbed
+and at leisure. I did not then know the significance
+of a "quiet day." Since I have learnt that a
+"quiet day" is one wholly devoted to silent prayer
+and meditation, in church and out of it, and that
+those taking part in such are supposed not to speak
+to one another during the day more words than are
+absolutely necessary. Further, I have been told
+the story of a parson who, in reply to his bishop<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_154" id="Page_154">[Pg 154]</a></span>
+offering to conduct "a quiet day" in his parish,
+declared that what his parishioners required was not
+"a quiet day" but an earthquake!</p>
+
+<p>The church proved to be richly adorned; there
+were several exceptionally fine altar-tombs in it,
+more suitable, I thought, to Westminster Abbey
+than to that little country fane; there too I noticed a
+beautiful rood-screen, and its fine timber roof had
+for supporters the carved figures of angels gracefully
+wrought; three lights, in hanging lamps, were
+burning before the "altar"; I quite expected to
+find a faint odour of incense, but this I failed to do.
+It was a Protestant church after all, though to me
+it hardly had the look of one. But to those who do
+not see "the mark of the beast" in an ornate church
+interior, and in burning lights before the "altar,"
+the effect and richness of such decoration is pleasing.
+What would one of Cromwell's stern Puritans, could
+he come to life again and see that church, think
+of it, I wonder? Without that resurrection it is
+enough to make him turn uneasily in his grave.</p>
+
+<p>One of the tombs against the north chancel wall has
+the recumbent effigy of Princess Elizabeth of Lancaster
+under a finely carved canopy; she is represented
+with longhair bound round with oak leaves; two kneeling
+angels hold her cushioned head. Her epitaph runs:</p>
+
+<p class="pa4 p1">
+Here lyeth the bodie of the<br />
+Most Noble Elizabeth,<br />
+daughter of John of Gaunt, Duke of Lancaster,<br />
+own sister to King Henry IV.<br />
+.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;.<br />
+She died the 4th yere of Henry VI.<br />
+An. Dni. 1426.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_155" id="Page_155">[Pg 155]</a></span></p>
+
+<p class="pn p1">So I picked up much unknown, or wholly forgotten,
+family history on the road.</p>
+
+<p>Another magnificent altar-tomb, glorious in gilt
+and colour, stands in the centre of the church; on
+this rests the effigy of Edmond Cornewalle, deceased
+1508; he is shown in plate armour, his head on his
+helmet; his feet with gilded spurs are supported by
+a crowned lion, painted red. If a dead man could
+behold his monument, this Edmond Cornewalle
+should be very proud of his. There are other
+interesting and beautiful tombs, including two heart
+shrines, but I had to content myself with a hurried
+glance at these, for people were silently arriving
+and kneeling in the pews, and some of them looked
+up so reproachfully at me for wandering about that
+I felt ashamed I was not like them; and what else
+could a sinner do, under the circumstances, but take
+his quiet departure? I had, however, time just to
+note a wonderfully fine and ancient decorative panel
+in perfect preservation and of large size in the
+chancel; this has figures of the apostles painted on
+it, with sundry coats-of-arms, all done in rich colouring,
+though what the apostles have to do with coats-of-arms
+I cannot imagine. As I was leaving the
+church I was surprised to find, standing just within
+the porch, an old grandfather's clock marking
+faithful time, for it looked curiously out of place,
+almost as much, it struck me, as would a lectern in
+a drawing-room. So hushed was the church that
+the subdued tick of the clock was plainly audible,
+mildly disturbing the Quaker-like quiet of the people
+gathered there. In the churchyard I observed a<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_156" id="Page_156">[Pg 156]</a></span>
+beautiful modern stone cross raised on the ancient
+and worn steps of a former one doubtless destroyed
+by the Puritans, to whom a cross of any kind was
+as a red rag to a bull; but there is a cross back in
+the old place again, as though there had been no
+such thing as the wrathful Puritan. "See how these
+Christians love one another," once exclaimed a
+gentle Japanese pagan when listening to a hot dispute
+between a Protestant and a Roman Catholic
+missionary in his own peaceful land. Now I
+suppose both the Roman Catholic and the Puritans
+called themselves Christians, but there was little of
+brotherly love between them!</p>
+
+<p>After Burford our road led us up a valley of
+clear streams and green pastures, bounded ahead
+by a long line of blue and undulating hills; we
+crossed one or two grey old stone bridges, so
+narrow that two vehicles could not pass over them
+at the same time. Perhaps this slight impediment
+to travel does not greatly trouble people in these
+parts, for we met little traffic on the way, only a
+cart for some miles, and a solitary tramp trudging
+along disconsolately. We had the country almost
+to ourselves until we came in sight of the grey old
+town of Ludlow, one of the most interesting and
+picturesque towns in England; but to see Ludlow
+at its best it needs to be approached, as we
+approached it, from the south, for to the north a
+collection of ugly modern brick houses has unhappily
+sprung up, and these are sadly out of harmony with
+the rest of the age-mellowed buildings. Before the
+railway was invented was the golden age of pleasure<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_157" id="Page_157">[Pg 157]</a></span>
+travel&mdash;for those who had money in their purses.
+Then Buggins the builder had done comparatively
+little harm in the matter of the uglification of the
+countryside; there was pleasure in posting across
+country in those picturesque, motorless days.</p>
+
+<p>Coming to it from the south, the castle-crowned
+town of Ludlow greets the traveller with a genuine
+flavour of antiquity. He enters it, as did the
+traveller of centuries ago, through a narrow, arched,
+stone gateway with round flanking towers. The
+gateway stands "massive and grim across the
+street," a graphic reminder of the feudal days when
+Ludlow was surrounded by fortified walls, broken
+and ruined now, but they can still be traced encircling
+the town. Then as we drove on we had a glimpse
+of the famous "Feathers Inn," with its nodding
+gables, as fine and as well-preserved a specimen of
+a half-timber hostelry as one may hope to look
+upon. The interior of this ancient house with its
+elaborately carved chimney-pieces and enriched
+plastered ceilings is even more interesting and
+picturesque than the exterior, and there are many
+other quaint and beautiful old houses in the town,
+notably the Reader's House. I should like to
+unearth the story of the "Feathers," for it looks
+like an inn with a storied past, else why those
+stately chambers? But though, on my return home,
+I searched for this in many books, I could discover
+nothing certain about it. Probably it was originally
+the home of some notable personage.</p>
+
+<p>We left Ludlow by the broad highway that
+leads to Shrewsbury, but we soon deserted it for<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_158" id="Page_158">[Pg 158]</a></span>
+a lane which took us across a wide and breezy
+common, with an open, shelterless country stretching
+for miles away in front. Then we observed great
+banks of louring clouds ahead rapidly approaching,
+leaving trailing lines of rain behind which blotted
+out all the distance. Suddenly the wind rose
+ominously, then followed a low growl of thunder;
+we were in for a storm, and our road was unpleasantly
+exposed. However, there was nothing
+to do but to drive on; then suddenly I espied, a
+little to the right of our open road, a village almost
+buried in leafy elms, that together, village and
+trees, stood out from the plain like a wooded island
+from the sea. Other shelter was there none, so
+to that village we sped on apace; it was a race
+between us and the storm, and we won by barely a
+minute. Stanton Lacy proved to be the name of
+the village, and I do not remember ever having
+been in one so buried in trees before&mdash;great
+branching trees that at one spot afforded us fair
+shelter from the worst of the storm. Fortunately
+the storm was short, though sharp, for I do not
+think our natural umbrella would have provided
+protection for long.<br /><br /></p>
+
+<div class="figcenter">
+ <img src="images/ill-210.jpg" width="400" height="568"
+ alt=""
+ title="" />
+ <div class="caption"><p class="pn center">SAXON DOORWAY, STANTON LACY CHURCH.</p>
+</div></div>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_159" id="Page_159">[Pg 159]</a></span></p>
+
+<p class="p1">Having taken shelter close to the church, I
+thought I would while away the time whilst the
+rain came down by taking a glance at it, though I
+had already seen one church that day; for there
+was nothing else to do but to sit in the car beneath
+the drip of the trees. After all it was a fortunate
+storm, for without it I should not have visited that
+village or its very ancient church, which proved of
+uncommon interest. A Saxon church of old, I
+discovered by the "long and short" projecting
+stone-work on a portion of the building, and by a
+very perfect though simple Saxon doorway in the
+north wall having a boldly carved raised cross on
+the top, and above this a curious bit of ornamentation
+of which I could make nothing. In the
+churchyard is an eighteenth-century tombstone to
+Thomas Davies, whose epitaph runs:</p>
+
+<p class="pp2 p1">
+Good-natur'd, generous, bold, and free<br />
+He always was in company;<br />
+He loved his bottle as a friend,<br />
+Which soon brought on his latter end.</p>
+
+<p class="p1">The storm over, we once more resumed our
+way. The open fields, after Nature's copious
+shower-bath, were freshly green and smiling; the
+distant hills of Wenlock Edge stood out shapely
+and sharply with their fringes of fir against the now
+bright sky; the air was enchantingly pure and
+fragrant with the scent of many growing things;
+the road was dustless, and the brisk breeze fluttered
+the foliage of the few trees by the way, and sported
+with the long grasses in the fields as it swept over
+them, giving a sense of joyous movement everywhere.
+It was well worth suffering the storm for
+the after glory of the day, the peaceful evening that
+followed it, and the clear starlit night succeeding
+that.</p>
+
+<p>The next village we came to was Culmington,
+a sleepy out-of-the-world spot on the Corve; the
+ancient church there attracts the eye on account of<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_160" id="Page_160">[Pg 160]</a></span>
+its fine and uncommon broach spire. There is little
+else of interest in the place. Next we turned up
+at the rapidly growing village of Craven Arms,
+curiously so named from a solitary inn of some
+pretence that stood there&mdash;and still stands, I
+believe&mdash;in the old coaching days, with a wonderful
+tall milestone in front of it, on which are recorded
+the names and distances of no less than thirty-six
+towns, near and afar, so important a centre of travel
+was the "Craven Arms"&mdash;the hostelry, that is&mdash;in
+past times. Now it is an important railway
+junction, and round about the once solitary inn has
+grown a large village that promises in turn and
+time to grow into a small town, though for the
+name of a village that of Craven Arms sounds
+strange in my ears.</p>
+
+<hr class="chap" />
+
+</div>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_161" id="Page_161">[Pg 161]</a></span></p>
+
+<div class="break">
+
+<h2 class="p4 mid">CHAPTER IX</h2>
+
+<p class="pa3 p1">Place names&mdash;Bell ringing for lost travellers&mdash;A Robber's Grave
+and its story&mdash;Wild Wales&mdash;A picturesque interior&mdash;The fascination
+of the moors&mdash;Machynlleth&mdash;A Royal and ancient house&mdash;Ten
+miles of beauty&mdash;Aberdovey&mdash;Tramps and their ways&mdash;The
+poetical tramp.</p>
+
+
+<p class="pn p2">Out of Craven Arms I took the fine old coach road
+that leads to Shrewsbury, intent on seeing Church
+Stretton on the way, for I had heard much in praise
+of the scenery round about that quiet little Shropshire
+town. From my map I gathered that the road for
+some miles went between high hills, and so promised
+me a pleasant drive, for I am a lover of hills.</p>
+
+<p>Of the ten miles or so on to Church Stretton one
+spot alone now comes back distinctly to my memory,
+a spot where I was sadly tempted to desert the broad
+highway for a tempting lane that led westward into
+a mystery of moorlands. I had some difficulty in
+resisting the temptation, but I desired to see Church
+Stretton. For once I had a definite destination
+before me, yet I almost wished I had not, for it
+robbed me of my freedom.</p>
+
+<p>First we came to Little Stretton, where we had
+for company the ancient Roman Watling Street with
+its parvenu follower, the railway. I wonder will the
+railway endure as long as the Roman road has done!<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_162" id="Page_162">[Pg 162]</a></span>
+Soon afterwards we found ourselves in Church
+Stretton, with the green hills rising grandly around
+and forming a pleasant background to the straggling,
+old-fashioned town built along the sides of the highway;
+hence, possibly, its name is derived from Street
+Town, but this is mere guessing, and in guessing you
+sometimes go sadly wrong, as I found out once when
+I deemed I was certainly right. In Sussex there
+are two villages not very far apart&mdash;one is called
+Friston, the other Alfriston. Now I jumped to the
+conclusion that Alfriston meant Old Friston, to distinguish
+it from the younger village; but a learned
+antiquary would have none of my guessing, he
+declaring that Alfriston stood for Alfric's tun or
+town, it having been given by the king to one
+Alfric, lord of the manor, who gave the place his
+name.</p>
+
+<p>At Church Stretton we tarried a time, but I am
+not going to describe the familiar; the guide-book
+writers have written fully of the place. I do not
+desire to enter into a needless competition with them.
+Merely will I say that those who love hill rambles
+and scrambles will not be disappointed with the
+country round about Church Stretton, for it is a
+pedestrian's paradise. The churchyard there contains
+one or more curious epitaphs; that to Ann
+Cook, who died in 1814, runs:</p>
+
+<p class="pp2 p1">
+On a Thursday she was born,<br />
+On a Thursday made a bride,<br />
+On a Thursday broke her leg,<br />
+And on a Thursday died.</p>
+
+<p class="p1">In old times I was told the church bell was rung<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_163" id="Page_163">[Pg 163]</a></span>
+on foggy days and nights, as a guide to the town
+for travellers who might be lost on the hills around;
+now they are not so thoughtful for the fate of befogged
+wayfarers. Not that I think that the ringing
+of a bell is really of much guidance under such circumstances,
+for once I lost myself on the South
+Downs in as dense a fog as well could be, and though
+I heard some church bells in the distance faintly
+ringing, I could not make out with any certainty
+from what direction the sound of the bells came;
+in truth they rather confused than helped me.</p>
+
+<p>On to Shrewsbury a change gradually came over
+the scenery; we left the hills behind and entered
+into a pleasantly undulating, pastoral country. We
+dallied not in Shrewsbury, but drove straight through
+that ancient and interesting town, for who that professes
+to know his own country knows not Shrewsbury
+by the winding Severn side? My object was
+not to revisit places I knew full well, however attractive
+these places might be; I was in search of the
+fresh and the unfamiliar.</p>
+
+<p>Being at Shrewsbury, after a glance at my map
+I suddenly made up my mind to strike from there
+right through the heart of Central Wales to Aberdovey
+and the sea, steering, roughly, a westerly
+course as the roads permitted. A longing to get a
+glimpse of wild Wales had taken possession of me,
+to refresh my eyes by a sight of its tumbling rivers,
+foaming falls, lone mountains, and heathery boulder-strewn
+moors. Then this portion of Wales being out
+of the general tourist beat, I looked forward to seeing
+it in its native simplicity. I would I could have<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_164" id="Page_164">[Pg 164]</a></span>
+seen North Wales in the days of David Cox before
+the railway and the cheap tripper had invaded and
+vulgarised it, the days when Bettws-y-Coed was a
+poor and primitive village, before the "Royal Oak"
+there&mdash;then the haunt of tweed-clad artists and
+cheery anglers&mdash;was converted from a homely little
+inn into a flourishing hotel where noisy tourists
+mostly congregate. I am afraid I am a selfish man,
+for, amongst the mountains, the only company I
+crave is the landscape painter, the honest angler,
+and the weather-beaten shepherd; these are in
+unobtrusive harmony with their surroundings, and
+claim their part in it from ancient right.</p>
+
+<p>Crossing the Welsh Bridge at Shrewsbury, we
+followed, for some long way, a winding road through
+a country given over to farming; a country of fields,
+hedgerows, and growing crops, of sleepy hamlets
+and stray farmsteads; idyllic but unexciting. Still,
+there were peeps of hills and the promise of wilder
+things in the vague beyond to which we were bound.
+No amount of disappointment robs the beyond of its
+glamour, for the unknown unfailingly attracts, the
+disenchantment of to-day may be followed by the
+surprise of to-morrow. Yet distance is but a gay
+deceiver; where we may be at any moment, is not
+that the delectable distance to others far away?
+"The delusion that distance creates contiguity
+destroys."</p>
+
+<p>We kept steering a westerly course to the best of
+our ability, and on the whole we succeeded in doing
+so fairly well, trusting to arrive somehow and at
+some time at Aberdovey. Who has not heard of the<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_165" id="Page_165">[Pg 165]</a></span>
+sweet bells of Aberdovey?&mdash;I know not whether
+they ring sweetly still, for no bells rang for us when
+we were there. For many miles the scenery, though
+pleasant enough, was devoid of special character, but
+as we progressed the country grew wilder and the
+villages lost their indefinable English look; we had
+not arrived in Wales, but we were nearing the
+borderland. Long Mountain rose grandly to our
+right, clear cut as a Grecian statue against the sky,
+and to our left the curiously-shaped range of hills
+known as the Stipperstones stood prominently forth,
+their summits broken by huge rugged rocks, "the
+fragments of an earlier world," that stand boldly
+forth from them. According to a local legend, at
+times on stormy nights "Wild Edric," an ancient
+warrior chief, may be seen riding in the air above
+the Stipperstones, and when he is seen it forebodes
+some calamity. Give me the West Country for
+legends! I have heard of ghostly huntsmen with
+their yeth-hounds being seen there; of ghostly highwaymen;
+of headless horsemen who pursue lone
+travellers at night on lonely roads; of the ghosts of
+men and horses who once a year, on the anniversary
+of the battle of Sedgemoor, may be heard a-galloping
+away from that fatal field; and of the Devil himself
+riding across country, whose horse once cast a shoe,
+when the Devil called at a blacksmith's to have it
+re-shod, and how the blacksmith declared he caught a
+glimpse of his Satanic majesty's cloven foot beneath
+his cloak&mdash;and this within the memory of living man!</p>
+
+<p>Most singular is the formation of the Stipperstones.
+Of course there are sundry legends to account for<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_166" id="Page_166">[Pg 166]</a></span>
+these gigantic rocks that strew the crests of the hills,
+as though some cyclopean city had been ruined there,
+and the Devil plays a prominent part in all. How
+busy the Devil appears to have been in England
+during the old days! I call to mind the Devil's
+Leap, the Devil's Dyke, the Devil's Bridge, the
+Devil's Punch Bowl, the Devil's Stone, the Devil's
+Den, the Devil's Frying-pan, and many another
+spot named after him. The one sin of idleness
+cannot be placed at his door. Then as we drove on
+Marton Mere, church, and village made a pleasant
+diversion, and shortly afterwards the tiny old town
+of Montgomery came into view, climbing the steep
+hillside, with its ruined castle above, and tumble
+of hills beyond. From this point Montgomery presents
+such a picture as Turner loved to paint&mdash;a
+prominent castle, grey and old, a sleepy little town
+below, with dreamy hills beyond, and a winding
+road leading the eye towards them.</p>
+
+<p>When last I was at Montgomery&mdash;let me see,
+that was over twenty long years ago. Alas, how
+time flies! Still, however I may have changed, the
+old town looks to me just as it did then; it is one of
+those delightful, remote places that never seem to
+change, let the outer world wag as it will&mdash;Well,
+twenty years or so ago the clerk (may he be alive
+and as well as I!) showed me the Robber's Grave in
+a quiet corner of the churchyard there, a grave on
+which no grass will grow, in proof of which the
+grave was pointed out to me, a bare spot roughly in
+the shape of a coffin, when all around was freshly
+green. Whether the grave be still bare I know not,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_167" id="Page_167">[Pg 167]</a></span>
+for my present road did not lead me into the town;
+I almost wish now I had gone the short distance out
+of my way to reinspect the spot. This is the story
+I noted down at the time of the Robber's Grave as
+told to me by the said clerk, only retold in brief.
+A certain John Newton, a long while ago, was
+accused of highway robbery, convicted and sentenced
+to be hanged, such an offence being then punished
+by death. On the scaffold Newton loudly proclaimed
+his innocence, exclaiming, "I have prayed
+God in proof of my innocence that no grass may
+grow on my grave." I forget now how many years
+the clerk told me he had been clerk there, but they
+were many, during which period he had carefully
+watched the grave, but not a blade of grass would
+grow upon it. Fresh sods had been laid there, but
+they withered away even in one night; the earth
+was dug up and grass seeds sown, but they would
+not come up, so the grave remained bare and brown.
+"I've been clerk here for all those long years," said
+he, "and I'm only telling you the truth." I cannot
+say why, but that clerk reminded me of another of
+the fraternity who exclaimed to a certain Dean he
+had shown over his church, "I've been clerk here
+for now over forty years and never missed a service,
+and, thank God, I'm still a Christian"!</p>
+
+<p>So small a town is Montgomery, though the
+capital of the shire, that a man, it is said, who once
+tramped there in search of work, inquired in the
+town how far it was to Montgomery, for he thought
+he was merely passing through a village on the way
+to that place.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_168" id="Page_168">[Pg 168]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>Now our road wound round the side of a wooded
+hill, from which there was a fine view of the country;
+and in this wood I sought shelter from the sultry
+sun and rested there awhile for refreshment, when
+the birds began to sing for my special entertainment,
+for there was no one else for them to sing to, and
+the "Wind, that grand old harper," struck his harp
+of pines by my side and played a soft accompaniment.
+Reclining at ease on a mossy bank I smoked
+a fragrant pipe, well pleased with my wayside
+hostelry, my comfortable couch, and the music provided
+with my meal. "The outer world, from
+which we cower into our houses, seems after all
+a gentle habitable place," says Stevenson. Only at
+night in the summer time do I desire to "cower"
+into a house, and that for the convenience of it;
+indeed the only room I can suffer on a summer day
+is a library walled round with a goodly company of
+books, and with just a picture here and there of
+a pleasant landscape for my eyes, when in a lazy
+mood, to rest upon. On winter days, when the wild
+Nor'-easter blows and the rain and hail descend, I
+grant it is good to be indoors; then give me a seat
+in a good old-fashioned ingle-nook with a blazing
+wood fire upon the wide hearth before me, the
+sweet incense of it reminiscent of the forest. As
+Richard Jefferies says, "The wood gives out as it
+burns the sweetness it has imbibed through its
+leaves from the atmosphere which floats above grass
+and flowers."</p>
+
+<p>Once more on the road we dropped down into
+a valley and soon came to the Severn again, here in<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_169" id="Page_169">[Pg 169]</a></span>
+its youth lashing and frolicking along&mdash;how good it
+is to be young and gay! So we followed the
+rejoicing river up to Newton, where I took the
+precaution of filling my petrol tank before making
+my dash across wild Wales. The man who sold
+me the petrol asked me where I was going&mdash;this, as
+he politely explained, in case he might give me any
+information as to the route. Such is the friendliness
+of the road. When I told him where I was bound,
+he exclaimed, "You've got a lovely drive before
+you, through the most beautiful scenery." I was
+glad to hear this, though I expected much of the
+country, and I was pleased to find that the vendor
+of petrol had a thought for the scenic charms
+around. He was not a mere vendor of petrol,
+though he courteously supplied it to a needful
+world.</p>
+
+<p>Soon after leaving Newton we entered upon a
+pleasant valley, as pleasant a valley indeed as
+shapely hills, shady woods, and a sparkling river
+running through it could make a valley; an uncommercial
+clear-running river, for it turned no mill
+by its banks as far as I could see. Its only concern
+was to be beautiful, and after all that is no small
+concern. Clouds appear as devoted to the hills as
+a lover to his lass, and here we found the clouds
+prevailing over the blue sky, shadowing for a time
+the hills; then as the clouds passed over them, and
+a gleam of sunshine came, the hillsides would stand
+forth all in glowing colour, purple where the heather
+grew, glowing with gold where the gorse was in
+bloom, a yellow green on their grassy slopes, and<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_170" id="Page_170">[Pg 170]</a></span>
+a gleaming grey where the wet rocks showed. For
+the rich and varied colour of its landscapes I know
+no country to compare with Wales, though it has
+its dull days, of course, like most other lands.</p>
+
+<p>So we drove on in contemplative enjoyment, and
+then we came to Carno, a tiny hamlet pleasantly
+placed on a crag above the voiceful river that would
+be heard as well as seen. I wish all Welsh villages
+had such easily spelt and such pronounceable names
+as Carno; for many a day and many a time, when
+I have been on the road in Wales, have I been unable
+to ask my way because I could not pronounce
+the names of places so that a Welshman could
+understand me. What can you make of a gathering
+of consonants, with only a stray vowel here and
+there amongst the lot? At Carno I espied a
+homely little inn, the "Aleppo Merchant," to wit,
+though what possible connection there could be
+between an Eastern merchant and this remote and
+tiny village I could not fathom. There I pulled up
+and called for a glass of ale as an excuse to take a
+glance at the interior of the old house in case it
+were answerable to its exterior, for some of these
+Welsh houses within are most picturesque; nor was
+I disappointed. There I caught sight of a low,
+brown-beamed, ceilinged room&mdash;I think it was the
+kitchen, for there was a fire in it though the day was
+warm, and above the fireplace, arranged in orderly
+array, were sundry old brass utensils, so brightly
+polished as to glow like gold; and mingled with
+these were some pewter pots that shone like silver,
+and how pleasant they were to look upon. For
+decorative effect there is nothing like blue and
+white china, and polished brass and pewter, and
+they are all as much at home in a mansion as in a
+cottage. Hanging from the beams I saw a goodly
+display of hams, no less than thirty-four in all, for I
+carefully counted them out of curiosity. "Home-cured,"
+the maid who served me with my ale
+declared. I thought I would buy one, for home-cured
+hams are not easy to come by nowadays,
+and such a ham is a delicacy to be enjoyed. But
+they were not for sale; not even one of them would
+they spare me, though I did not haggle about the
+price. "We want them all for ourselves," explained
+the maid, and with that she went away to serve
+another customer. I thought to myself these Welsh
+country people do not fare so badly.<br /><br /></p>
+
+<div class="figcenter">
+ <img src="images/ill-223.jpg" width="400" height="239"
+ alt=""
+ title="" />
+ <div class="caption"><p class="pn center">A BIT OF WILD WALES.</p>
+</div></div>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_171" id="Page_171">[Pg 171]</a></span></p>
+
+<p class="p1">Some way beyond Carno we began to climb
+out of the valley and reached a wide moorland,
+encircled by misty mountains. A moorland waste
+enlivened only by the dreary gleams of peaty pools,
+but how buoyant and bracing were the breezes
+that blew over it! The air was inspiriting if the
+scene was not. From the moorland we descended
+steeply to the Tal valley with its tumbling river by
+our side making wild music as it dashed on its
+downward way. We were</p>
+
+<p class="pp2 p1">
+Amongst a multitude of hills,<br />
+Crags, woodlands, waterfalls, and rills.</p>
+
+<p class="pn p1">That describes our road in two short but sufficient
+lines, and what need is there of more? At Cemmaes
+we found ourselves in the wider valley of the Dovey;
+then we rose again to another moorland high above<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_172" id="Page_172">[Pg 172]</a></span>
+it, with far-reaching prospects over the river to a
+confusion of bare hill-tops rising above the deep
+woods below. The Dovey is a river much favoured
+by fishermen, as our eyes bore witness, but one irate
+angler I afterwards met, who had fished it without
+success, declared to me that there were more fishermen
+on its banks than fish in the stream. Possibly
+he was prejudiced; possibly the river is much
+poached, for the Welshman is a born poacher,
+though, being religiously minded, I am told he
+considers it a sin to poach on Sundays.</p>
+
+<p>I did not reach Aberdovey that night, for as I
+drove into Machynlleth, a town of unpronounceable
+name to me, the rain came down, and finding a good
+inn there I proceeded no farther, though Aberdovey
+was but ten miles on, but it was late and at
+Machynlleth I was certain of my quarters. Aberdovey
+could wait. There were two fishermen in
+the porch of my inn when I arrived; they had just
+returned from the river with empty creels. "It
+will be a good day to-morrow for fishing after the
+rain," one of them consolingly exclaimed. What
+virtue there lies in to-morrow and in the promise
+of it!</p>
+
+<p>In the smoke-room that evening I discovered a
+man poring, and apparently puzzling, over some
+maps and guide-books, so I ventured to ask if I
+could be of any assistance. I learnt from him that
+he was a courier and was travelling in a motor-car
+with a lady and her daughter from the States, and
+that he was planning their route for the morrow;
+but what truly astonished me was his statement<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_173" id="Page_173">[Pg 173]</a></span>
+that his party had come over to England solely to
+see the moors and the mountains, and that he was
+instructed to avoid all large towns as far as possible.
+It certainly struck me as passing strange that any
+American should come to England in search of
+wildness to the avoidance of old-world places.
+"We've had a rough journey of it," the courier
+exclaimed. "We landed at Southampton, made
+straight for Dartmoor, then we did Exmoor, now
+we're doing the Welsh mountains in the most
+deserted districts, next we're off to do the Yorkshire
+moors, then we're going the round of Scotland.
+We've had awful roads, and the chauffeur does not
+much fancy the job. No more do I, for that matter,
+but when a woman with money has got a whim in
+her head, she's bound to carry it out. It's the
+funniest journey I've ever undertaken."</p>
+
+<p>The rain was dashing against the window-panes.
+"What a day we shall have to-morrow over the
+mountains," said the courier; "whatever the weather,
+off we go; I've got to see the thing through, and
+to be at Liverpool at a certain date to catch the
+steamer." I found some entertainment in the
+conversation, and though I am prepared for
+surprises on the road, I was hardly prepared for
+such a surprise as this&mdash;an American to come to
+England in search of wildness. But one may travel
+till one ceases to wonder at anything. Now when
+I come to think of it, I do remember some years
+ago meeting at Warwick two American ladies who
+were on a driving tour, and who told me what
+impressed them most in the Old Country was "the<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_174" id="Page_174">[Pg 174]</a></span>
+weird wildness of the moors where the world seemed
+as though it had only just been created; we thought
+to see nothing but meadows and cultivated fields,"
+continued they, "and we've found solitudes." So
+did John Burroughs, by the way, during his
+English wanderings. Now that the motor-car has
+been invented you meet American travellers on
+motor-cars in the most out-of-the-way and unexpected
+places, and they appear to delight in them
+and in their discovery. Columbus discovered
+America; now the Americans have set about the
+discovery of rural England. Soon there will be
+nothing left in the world to discover.</p>
+
+<p>Then one of the fishermen came in, but he never
+broached the subject of fishing; he appeared to take
+more interest in my tour than in his sport. I left
+the subject of conversation to him. He asked me
+where I had come from that day, and when I told
+him, I was interested to learn that he too was a
+well-seasoned road traveller who, like myself, knew
+his roads better than his Bradshaw, and that he
+considered the drive from Newton to Machynlleth
+one of the most beautiful in the kingdom, "because
+it is so changeful and so continuously pleasant."
+Truly it has no presiding peak, no particular waterfall,
+no old castle, no special <i>coup d'&oelig;il</i>, no shrine
+for the tourist to worship at, nothing that you feel
+bound to admire whether in the humour or no,
+so you can quietly jog on your way without fatigue
+of mind or eye, without a thought of missing this
+or that you ought to see and friends expect you to
+see and perhaps praise. Where all is interesting<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_175" id="Page_175">[Pg 175]</a></span>
+there is no special assertive point of interest, and for
+one I prefer my scenic meal served thus. I certainly
+can commend that drive, and during the whole
+length of it I met no other car, so I imagine it is not
+a much-travelled road, unless it were the chance of
+circumstance that no motorists were in evidence
+then. It is an easy road, too, with only one really
+steep hill on all the way from Newton to Aberdovey.</p>
+
+<p>Machynlleth is a cheerful town, which all Welsh
+towns are not; its wide main street is lined with
+trees, and what adds to the pleasantness of the
+place is its fortunate position in the sheltered Dovey
+valley from which rise wooded hills around; after
+Conway I think it is the cleanest and pleasantest
+town in Wales. Though it possesses no castle to
+centre its interest, or church of note, still it boasts
+of some old buildings that have the charm of
+character. One very ancient and historic building
+is the "Royal House," though its plastered front
+effectually disguises its ancientness, nor is there
+anything about it to suggest its past importance,
+but there it was in 1402 that Owen Glyndwr was
+crowned King of Wales, and there he held his
+Parliament, and within its walls his life was attempted
+by one David Gam. In this very house,
+too, Charles I. slept a night on his way to Chester.
+I was informed that the walls of the building were
+in parts of Roman masonry, so old is it, but as the
+walls are plastered over I had to take this statement
+on faith. Still it is within the bounds of
+probability, for the Romans had a fortified station<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_176" id="Page_176">[Pg 176]</a></span>
+at Machynlleth "to keep the troublesome mountaineers
+in order."</p>
+
+<p>There is also another house, with some fine
+carving within, known as the "Mayor's House," on
+which the inhabitants set much store, though I saw
+little in it; it is a mildly picturesque structure of
+half-timber, with two large dormer-windows above,
+a building that strikes an odd note in a land of
+stone. On the front of it boldly carved in oak is
+the following enlightening inscription&mdash;</p>
+
+<p class="pn center p1">1628. I. OWEN. PVQHIOVXOR.</p>
+
+<p class="pn p1">That is all of interest the town has to show, as far
+as I could discover or hear about; the scenery
+around is its chief attraction. Finding my quarters
+and the company at my inn to my liking, I determined
+to stay there over the next day, just putting
+through the spare time by driving to Aberdovey
+and back, by way of a partial rest from continuous
+travelling.</p>
+
+<p>The beauty of the road from Machynlleth to
+Aberdovey was a surprise to me; the drive was
+infinitely more rewarding than the object of the
+drive. First we crossed the Dovey by a fine stone
+bridge (would that the Welshmen built their chapels
+as beautifully!) at a spot where the river chattered and
+danced over its pebbly shallows, and where its quiet
+pools were green with the reflection of the shady
+woods by its sides. For the rest of the way our road
+with many a bend wound about the base of the
+wooded hills, with the river brightly gliding on the
+other hand; now our road rounded a projecting<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_177" id="Page_177">[Pg 177]</a></span>
+crag, now it dipped down to rise again, following
+faithfully the natural bent of the land; it could not
+well do otherwise, unless it blasted its way through
+rocks and tunnelled under the hills. Had it been
+carefully engineered it would not have been half as
+pleasant; its very waywardness was the charm of it.
+Each bend of the road revealed some fresh combination
+of wood and hill, of rock and river, and the
+last bend of it the sea cheerfully gleaming in the
+sunshine. Beneath the woods and on the banks by
+the wayside the waving bracken flourished, forming
+a soft background to the many wild-flowers growing
+there, amongst which the stately foxglove, "chieftain
+of the wayside flowers," showed prominently.
+Approaching Aberdovey we had a fine view over
+the wide estuary of the Dovey, that almost looked
+like a lake with its background of hills. A signpost
+pointing "To the Roman Road" brought to mind
+the times remote when even the wild Welshman
+in these far-off mountain fastnesses felt the strong
+and extended arm of the Roman power. Then we
+came to the open sea, smooth and smiling as though
+there were never any hurt in it; it lapped the rocky
+shore in a friendly fashion without hardly a splash
+or a sound, a plaything fit for a child, as though it
+never longed for the wind, or the wreck of a ship,
+or took toll of the lives of men.</p>
+
+<p>Aberdovey neither pleased nor disappointed me.
+I knew it was a watering-place, so I found what I
+expected: a row of ordinary houses, having apartments
+to let, facing the sea; a watering-place saved
+from being wholly uninteresting by a little jetty<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_178" id="Page_178">[Pg 178]</a></span>
+jutting out into the water, where at the time of our
+coming two coasting schooners lay alongside discharging
+their cargoes, a few shoremen looking
+languidly on. There is always a certain charm
+about ships of the old-fashioned sort, a suggestion
+of adventure; and what finer sight can there be
+than a ship in full sail on the sea? A sight that,
+alas, is a rare one to-day! How monotonous is the
+long, level line of the sea's horizon without a ship in
+sail on it; for a steamer is dark and is not the same
+thing to the eye as a sailer. One point about Aberdovey
+is that the distant Welsh mountains in part
+break this horizon line pleasantly.</p>
+
+<p>I was glad to get back to Machynlleth, for it
+made no pretence of being anything but a quiet little
+country town at which the traveller might take his
+ease. I spent the evening seated in the porch of
+"mine inn" a-chatting with "mine host," having also
+an eye to the people on the road, and so to the life
+and the humours of the place. With the help of the
+landlord to tell me who was who, as far as he knew,
+and what part each one played on the town's stage,
+I was entertained enough. I think amongst the
+loiterers, if I had been a novelist, I could have
+picked out a character or two of service. Plots may
+get exhausted, but characters seem inexhaustible.
+Amongst the numbers of passers-by I noticed a
+poor specimen of humanity in the shape of a footweary
+tramp; and though I have so often been
+taken in by tramps, yet he looked so pitiful an object
+that I had a mind to take compassion on him to
+the extent of a whole sixpence; for how could I sit<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_179" id="Page_179">[Pg 179]</a></span>
+there, who had dined and was even indulging in the
+infrequent luxury of a cigar, and behold a fellow-mortal
+go by in need and not hold forth a helping hand?
+The landlord, too, had noticed him. "Look at that
+man," exclaimed he. "I know him well. He's
+on one of his yearly tramps. Always comes to
+Machynlleth regularly. Never did a day's work in
+his life. As lazy a good-for-nothing fellow as ever
+trod the road." I presumed the landlord knew, so
+hardening my heart I kept my sixpence in my
+pocket.</p>
+
+<p>One might scarcely think it of so unprepossessing
+a person, but I have found the tramp to be
+occasionally an amusing individual, that is, when I
+have got him alone on the road and obtained his
+confidence&mdash;to accomplish which needs considerable
+diplomacy, a professed sympathy with his lot, and a
+certain expenditure of coin of the realm to prove
+such sympathy; then, when in a confidential mood,
+my tramp has more than once given me an insight
+into the sort of life he leads, and has even gloried
+in his mendacity, and has recorded with much self-satisfaction
+the way he manages to live and find
+shelter without doing a stroke of work. Such a one,
+as far as I can gather, would tramp the country
+even though weary and wet through at times, live
+on anything, rather than work. How is a man like
+that to be dealt with? He takes no pride in himself
+or anything; he has not even a character to lose.
+"It's a pretty poor life at times, I own," said one
+of the tribe to me; "but it's the only life worth
+living, it's so gloriously free. Take one day with<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_180" id="Page_180">[Pg 180]</a></span>
+another, it's not such a bad life after all in fine
+weather, and I always has my pipe and bit of 'baccy
+with me by way of company. I never got any
+pleasure out of life till I took to the road. Well,
+sometimes it's a bit lonely, but I can generally
+manage to pick up a companion on the way. We
+are a friendly lot, we tramps be," and so on.</p>
+
+<p>Whether it is their lonely life or otherwise I
+cannot say, but it seems that some tramps are
+addicted to composing poetry. Here, for example,
+is a trifle, expressing his sentiments, that a certain
+tramp left behind him scribbled on a casual ward
+(at Newark I think it was):&mdash;</p>
+
+<p class="pp3 p1">The sailor loves his good old ship,<br />
+The soldier loves his camp;</p>
+<p class="pp3">But give to me the good old road,<br />
+To live and die a tramp.</p>
+
+<p>Some year or two back the Chief Constable of
+Berkshire, according to my morning paper, when
+discussing the subject of vagrancy before a meeting
+of the Charity Organisation Society, quoted the
+following verses written by a prisoner on the wall
+of his cell, as illustrating the predilection of tramps
+even for prison rather than work:&mdash;</p>
+
+<p class="pp3 p1">I cannot take my walks abroad,<br />
+I'm under lock and key,</p>
+<p class="pp3">And much the public I applaud<br />
+For all their care of me.</p>
+
+<p class="pp3 p1">The lowest pauper in the street<br />
+Half naked I behold,</p>
+<p class="pp3">Whilst I am clad from head to feet<br />
+And covered from the cold.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_181" id="Page_181">[Pg 181]</a></span></p>
+
+<p class="pp3 p1">Thousands there are who scarce can tell<br />
+Where they may lay their head,</p>
+<p class="pp3">But I've a warm and well-aired cell,<br />
+A bath, good books, and bed.</p>
+
+<p class="pp3 p1">Whilst they are fed on workhouse fare<br />
+And grudged their scanty food,</p>
+<p class="pp3">Three times a day my meals I get,<br />
+Sufficient, wholesome, good.</p>
+
+<p class="pp3 p1">Then to the British public "Health,"<br />
+Who all our care relieves;</p>
+<p class="pp3">And when they treat us as they do,<br />
+They'll never want for thieves.</p>
+
+<hr class="chap" />
+
+</div>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_182" id="Page_182">[Pg 182]</a></span></p>
+
+<div class="break">
+
+<h2 class="p4 mid">CHAPTER X</h2>
+
+<p class="pa3 p1">Mallwyd&mdash;Falling waters&mdash;Dinas Mawddwy&mdash;Amongst the moors
+and mountains&mdash;A wild drive&mdash;A farmer's logic&mdash;A famous old
+inn&mdash;A fisherman's tale&mdash;A Roman inscribed stone&mdash;Brass to
+old Thomas Parr&mdash;A cruel sport&mdash;Wem and its story&mdash;A chat
+with "mine host"&mdash;Hawkestone and its wonders.</p>
+
+<p class="pn p2">We left Machynlleth on a blustery morning when
+the wild west wind was out for a rampage across
+country, and who could say it nay? We retraced
+the road we came by for a short distance, but the
+landscape had a fresh look seen in the reverse
+direction; then we turned up the narrow Dyfi valley,
+hills rising near and bare on either hand, those to
+the right mist-crowned and scarred by numberless
+streams that would be torrents, which had worn for
+themselves long stony channels on the steep hillside,
+and down these they dashed, milk-white in
+their mimic, harmless fury, filling the valley with the
+sound of their complainings. A hill</p>
+
+<p class="pp4 p1">
+.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;.&nbsp; that shows</p>
+<p class="pp2">Inscribed upon its visionary sides<br />
+The history of many a winter storm.</p>
+
+<p class="p1">It was a day full of movement; the clouds above
+were hounded along relentlessly by the hurrying
+wind that even blew the birds on the wing about&mdash;a<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_183" id="Page_183">[Pg 183]</a></span>
+wind that played riot with the woods, tossing the
+tops of the trees this way and that, swaying their
+branches even to breaking one here and there, and
+surring through their leaves with a sound like that
+of a stormy sea heard afar off. The air was full
+of the confused sounds of the roaring wind and
+raging waters. The clouds above looked drooping
+and threatening, but the wind trailed them along
+and drove them over the mountains before they had
+time to do much mischief, tearing some even to
+shreds. Nature was at play that day, and in as
+rampageous a mood as ever a schoolboy out for
+a holiday; but no mood of hers would have suited
+better the bare hills and bleak mountains, for, as
+Coleridge remarks, "there is always something going
+on amongst the mountains in stormy weather."
+There was a good deal going on that day, and loud
+was the din of the contending elements, and rough
+the embrace of the wind.</p>
+
+<p>At the end of the valley we found ourselves at
+Mallwyd, a tiny hamlet consisting of a cottage or
+two, a curious and ancient church, and an old-fashioned
+little stone-built inn half drowned in dark
+ivy. Mallwyd is a lonely spot shut in by gloomy
+mountains; its inn is the fit resort of anglers and
+artists, for who else, except perhaps a poet, would
+seek such solitary quarters, unless it were some one
+who desired to flee mankind? The old inn appealed
+to me, so far removed from the busy world it seemed,
+so restful with all around so full of unrest, its strong
+stone walls fit to bear the buffeting of all weathers;
+such strong walls it needed, and it looked so cosy,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_184" id="Page_184">[Pg 184]</a></span>
+solid, and comfortable, in such contrast with the
+inhospitable country about and the wild winds that
+were raging.</p>
+
+<p>In front of the inn, overhung by drooping trees,
+is a deep ravine down which the flooded river rushed
+and roared, a ravine spanned by a grey old bridge;
+and this with the tumbling, churning waters below,
+the dark, damp, shining rocks, the boulders that
+would impede the river's rush, the green, dripping,
+and trembling foliage of the trees above, made a
+picture to be remembered&mdash;"A roaring dell, o'er-wooded,
+narrow, deep." There on the bridge I
+stood awhile watching the turmoil of the waters;
+for a space they glided smoothly but swiftly over
+the rounded rocks with a polished surface clear as
+crystal, only the occasional and sudden darting lines
+of white foam and bubbles revealing their movement;
+then they broke and crashed into the dark pools
+beneath, sending their spray up on to the rocks and
+trees, which in turn dropped back beads of moisture
+into the whirling waters below. Strange that watching
+the restless waters should have given me a
+feeling of rest, but so it did; and do not some
+people find rest by the restless sea?</p>
+
+<p>Great is the fascination that falling water has for
+certain people, and of the number I am one. Give
+me a mountain torrent in some wild and rocky glen
+remote in the wilderness, and let me be there alone,
+then I can, for an hour or more, contentedly watch
+its mad downward dash and mazy side-plays, its
+plunges and its plashings, its struggles with the
+boulders it overleaps and that itself has brought<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_185" id="Page_185">[Pg 185]</a></span>
+down but to obstruct its troubled course; its changeful
+colours, here silvery and bright in the shine of the
+sun, there dark and porter-hued in the shade of the
+rocks, a translucent amber tint where just escaping
+from the shelving rocks, with many greens above;
+and the bass roar of it sounds like music to my
+ears, the memory of which brings to me a sense of
+deep refreshment when in the thronged and bustling
+town; and sometimes at night in the roar of the
+streets' traffic I fancy I hear again the torrent's
+hoarse voice.</p>
+
+<p>From Mallwyd we went to Dinas Mawddwy, a
+little more than a mile away, a village veritably
+walled in by high mountains that rise close and
+sheer around. It lies at the bottom of a mighty
+rock-girt cup. When we were there the mountains
+were roofed across with clouds, so they might have
+been of any height our fancy pleased. Dinas
+Mawddwy oppressed me with a sense of gloom&mdash;not
+but what there was a certain grandeur about its
+gloom, but the mountains around looked so dark,
+dreary, and enclosing. The place obsessed me, it
+had such an eerie look under the louring sky; I was
+glad to get out of it. The prevailing gloom depressed
+my spirits, a depression that lasted till I
+got far away on to the wide open moors. I love
+mountains, to be on them, but I do not care to be
+imprisoned in them.</p>
+
+<p>Returning to Mallwyd we began to climb high
+amongst the hills; it was a wild, glorious drive, one
+vastly to be enjoyed, though on our exposed road
+we came in for a rare buffeting with the wind, but<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_186" id="Page_186">[Pg 186]</a></span>
+little we heeded that. Right bracing we found it, a
+tonic of tonics. As we rose the clouds began to
+break, and great patches of bright blue showed overhead;
+then frequent bursts of sunshine raked the
+distant mountains and swept over the moors, causing
+the wet rocks to glitter here and there, revealing
+too, now and again, a sparkling rill or a gleaming
+pool, so enlivening the wide waste of green and
+dull grey. We had exchanged mountain gloom for
+mountain glory. It was a fine landscape, delightful
+in its spaciousness and far-receding distances.</p>
+
+<p>Having climbed some miles we began a gradual
+descent to a sheltered hollow, where we entered into
+a straggling wood that had a civil look after the
+bareness of the mountains and the bleakness of the
+moors. Here our road took a sudden bend and
+crossed a deep dell boldly spanned by a one-arched
+bridge, and beyond the bridge we looked up to a
+cleft in the hills down which a tumbling stream left
+its white and broken trail, a stream that lost itself
+for a space in the woods below to shortly reappear
+again. This was one of the beauty-spots of the
+journey. The wooded dell, the grey bridge spanning
+it in one leap, the water falling and foaming down
+the dark rocks of the mountain side, the tawny-coloured
+stream below the bridge&mdash;altogether what a
+picture they made! "It seemed but a comparatively
+short and easy step from Nature to the canvas or to
+the poem" at that captivating spot!</p>
+
+<p>Leaving the wooded glen we came to the open
+moors again, moors strewn with great weather-stained
+boulders that have lain there untold ages,
+before the stones of the Pyramids were hewn or the
+monoliths of Stonehenge raised from the ground,
+lain there since the close of the last geological epoch&mdash;some
+old writers indeed have declared "since God
+created the world." Centuries come and go, kingdoms
+wax and wane, but the moors remain the
+same, unchanged, and apparently unchangeable, in
+an age of change, in an age when most of the land
+is tilled to the uttermost. Here was a solitude with
+nothing but the mountains and the moors for the
+eyes to look upon; the wind had dropped, and great
+was the silence prevailing except for the faint tinkling
+of unseen rills that made the silence seem the
+more profound&mdash;not the comparative silence of the
+countryside, which to the attentive listener is not
+silence at all.<br /><br /></p>
+
+<div class="figcenter">
+ <img src="images/ill-241.jpg" width="400" height="240"
+ alt=""
+ title="" />
+ <div class="caption"><p class="pn center">WELSH MOUNTAINS AND MOORLANDS.</p>
+</div></div>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_187" id="Page_187">[Pg 187]</a></span></p>
+
+<p class="p1">Gradually we dropped down to where the moors
+gave place to more kindly soil, though treeless and
+open still excepting for some rough and low stone
+walls by the roadside, but of what service (there
+being only hardy Welsh sheep dotted sparsely
+about) I could not imagine, for such sheep can
+climb a wall as well as any man; the only way to
+confine them is to place thorn branches along the
+tops of the walls, held there by big stones on them;
+even this arrangement sometimes fails, for the sheep
+are apt to pull down both branches and stones.</p>
+
+<p>As we descended we came to patches of cultivated
+fields, and these increased till most of the land was
+enclosed and tilled, or under grass, so the scene
+became tamer. At the beginning of our descent we
+espied, close to the road, a lone farmhouse with a<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_188" id="Page_188">[Pg 188]</a></span>
+large water-wheel by the side of its outbuildings, so
+that the farmer, enlightened man, evidently utilised
+the power provided by the running streams instead
+of letting it go to waste, presumably to do his
+threshing, corn-grinding, chaff-cutting, and possibly
+churning, to the saving of labour. In a village I
+know the water-mill there grinds corn by day and
+generates electricity at night for its inhabitants, thus
+doing double duty. Rather different to a certain
+village in Essex where a meeting of the inhabitants&mdash;so
+I read in my morning paper&mdash;was held as to
+the lighting of it. At the meeting a local farmer
+opposed the project on the ground that "the
+Creator would have provided light if it had been
+necessary in the country at night," and strange to
+say, but true all the same, the lighting scheme was
+abandoned, though possibly on account of the
+expense and not because of the farmer's logic.</p>
+
+<p>Then we left the hills behind and came down
+into a green and fertile valley and to "Cann Office
+Inn"&mdash;why so curiously called I cannot say. "What's
+in a name?" says Shakespeare. Now I think there
+is much in a name; Aberdovey has a pleasant sound,
+but Cann Office is not a name suggestive of rural
+pleasantness, yet "Cann Office Inn" is a charming,
+old-fashioned, comfortable-looking wayside hostelry,
+ivy-covered to boot, and it boasts a restful garden;
+moreover, it is set in the heart of a lovely country
+far from the sight and sound of the fussy railway,
+though to be reached by the ubiquitous motor-car,
+for where goes the road there comes the car. Truly
+I wish the car was not so ubiquitous; indeed, oftentimes<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_189" id="Page_189">[Pg 189]</a></span>
+I find myself looking longingly and selfishly
+back to the desirable old days when the motor-car
+was not, when I travelled either afoot or by horses,
+slowly perhaps but contentedly enough on the then
+little-travelled, peaceful country roads, and took my
+ease at quiet rural inns, feeling fairly certain of
+accommodation and even of the best room of the
+house; now I do not feel so certain of either, nor of
+the old-time quiet&mdash;inns that in those days seemed
+so remote, and I delighted to give myself up to the
+delusion of their remoteness. How pleasantly those
+past wanderings linger in my memory, when in the
+country you were sure of finding peace and often
+solitude away from the railway! There is no getting
+away from the car or the sound of its horn. But
+vain is the cry of Backward Ho!</p>
+
+<p>"Cann Office Inn" was a famous hostelry in the
+good old coaching and posting era, so I have heard,
+and that there our hard-drinking ancestors made
+right merry over their glasses&mdash;</p>
+
+<p class="pp2 p1">In the past Georgian day<br />
+When men were less inclined to say<br />
+That time is gold, and overlay</p>
+<p class="pp7">With toil their pleasure.</p>
+
+<p class="pn p1">Nor troubled they about the morrow&mdash;or the gout.</p>
+
+<p>Unlike many other coaching inns, Cann Office
+never seems to have fallen upon evil days, for when
+it lost its travelling and posting custom, anglers, just
+in the nick of time, happily discovered it, and ever
+since have haunted the troutful rivers and streams
+around. One angler indeed said to me, "If you
+can't catch fish here, you won't catch them anywhere."<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_190" id="Page_190">[Pg 190]</a></span>
+By my map I see that the rivers Banwy,
+Gam, and Twrch meet close at hand, and many a
+minor stream runs near by. "Twrch"&mdash;there is a
+fine specimen of a Welsh name, without a vowel in
+it, for a Saxon to pronounce! Truly it is short, but
+there are others that are long, and still have not a
+helpful vowel in all their astonishing array of
+consonants.</p>
+
+<p>An angler friend, who in years gone by had
+fished the rivers about Cann Office, told me that on
+bringing back his catch to the inn one day, by some
+mischance his fish got mixed with those of another
+angler who had fished another river there. He was
+somewhat vexed, but the landlord said he could
+quite easily sort them out, for the trout of the one
+river differed in appearance from the trout of the
+other&mdash;and he sorted them to the satisfaction of
+both parties. The same angler friend told me a
+story, for the truth of which he vouched. It appears
+that though a fairly good fisherman there were days
+when his sport was poor, and even he had to return
+at times with an empty creel, yet another angler
+there on those very days generally came back to the
+inn with a more or less satisfactory show of fish.
+So he consulted a native on the matter who knew,
+or was supposed to know, all about local conditions.
+The native replied that the man mentioned had a
+special fly to which the trout rose greedily, but he
+kept it a secret. One day, however, the man lost his
+cast on the branches of a tree; this the native discovered
+and recovered, and, for a consideration,
+handed to my friend. "All's fair in love&mdash;and<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_191" id="Page_191">[Pg 191]</a></span>
+fishing," so my friend sent the fly to his rod-and-tackle
+maker to be copied. The fly was unlike any
+fly my friend had ever seen, but he used it with
+marked success, and during the rest of his stay he
+used no other.</p>
+
+<p>At Llanerfyl, a little village beyond Cann Office,
+I pulled up to inspect a long printed notice I
+observed on the church door there. I found this
+related to the proposed Disestablishment and Disendowment
+of the Welsh Church. A great deal has
+been said of late, both in Parliament and out of it,
+about the neglect of the Welsh parsons of their
+parishes in past times.</p>
+
+<p>But to go back to the eighteenth century, here is
+the story told by the author of <i>The Spiritual Quixote</i>,
+published in 1772, who in his Welsh wanderings
+found "a poor Welsh vicar of the diocese of Llandaff,
+sitting in his humble kitchen paring turnips for
+dinner, while he read a book and listened to one of
+his children repeating his lesson." Then he repeats
+what the vicar said to him:&mdash;</p>
+
+<div class="cit">
+
+<p class="p1">"Now you must observe, sir, that after spending some years in
+the University and taking a Master of Arts degree, I am possessed
+of a little rectory of about £30 a year, and of this vicarage which,
+if I could make the most of it, might bring me in £20 more.
+Now each of these preferments these poor people consider a noble
+benefit, and though you see in what way I live, yet because I am
+possessed of half a dozen spoons and a silver tankard, they envy
+me as living in a princely state and lording it over God's heritage.
+And, what is worse, as my whole income in this parish arises from
+the small tithes, because I cannot afford to let them cheat me out
+of half my dues, they represent me as carnal and worldly-minded,
+and as one who regards nothing but the good things of this life,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_192" id="Page_192">[Pg 192]</a></span>
+and who is always making disturbances in the parish, and this
+prejudice against me prevents my doing that good amongst them
+which I sincerely wish to do. One man has left the church and
+walks miles to a Methodist meeting, because I took one pig out
+of seven as the law directs; another has complained to the Bishop
+of my extortion because I would not take three shillings and sixpence
+in lieu of tithes for a large orchard, as my predecessor had
+done. In short, sir, there are two or three Dissenters in the
+parish, who give out that all tithes are remnants of Popery; and
+would have the clergy consider meat and drink as types and
+shadows, which ought to have been abolished with the Levitical
+Law."</p>
+
+</div>
+
+<p class="p1">In the churchyard of Llanerfyl I noticed a
+large and ancient yew-tree, its extended branches
+shadowing the ground far around, its roots amongst
+the dead. In the shade of it I discovered what
+I took to be, from the look, the shape, and the
+lettering on it, a Roman inscribed stone, a stone
+weathered and worn, with much of the inscription
+wasted away; still, with difficulty, I managed to
+decipher a part of it&mdash;not that the deciphering left
+me much the wiser&mdash;and this is what I recovered:&mdash;</p>
+
+<p class="pp7 p1">
+HIC&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;.</p>
+<p class="pp8">&nbsp;&nbsp;.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;.</p>
+<p class="pp7">D&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;.&nbsp;&nbsp;.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;.</p>
+<p class="pp8">GEDLAPA<br />
+TERMIN&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;.</p>
+<p class="pp7">AN&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;XII&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;N&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;.</p>
+
+<p class="p1">Our road presently followed alongside the river
+Banwy, a river overhung with trees through which
+we caught constant silvery peeps of it tumbling
+over its bed of shelving rocks in shallow murmuring
+falls, anon resting, here and there, in many a quiet<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_193" id="Page_193">[Pg 193]</a></span>
+pool where the big trout lie hidden, or should do so.
+The English language, and perhaps all others,
+needs a word to express the sound of falling water&mdash;"gurgling"
+and "plashing" are the nearest I can
+think of, but they hardly fulfil the need. Then
+Llanfair village, picturesquely situated on a hill just
+above the running river, came in view, with its large,
+tall-towered church keeping watch and ward over its
+cottage homes; you rarely see so fine a church in a
+Welsh village&mdash;most frequently you find a chapel,
+a gaunt and square eyesore, where they preach the
+Calvinistic Creed.</p>
+
+<p>A signpost informed me that the road led to
+Welshpool. Now to Welshpool I had no desire to
+go; it is a large town where, I believe, they manufacture
+flannels, a useful town, but it had no interest
+for me; however, as the road was a pleasant one I kept
+to it. By the way, the first signpost was inscribed
+"To Welshpool," but farther on this was shortened
+to simply "Pool." We duly reached Welshpool; it
+had a prosperous look; there was much traffic in its
+streets. We were glad to get out of it into the quiet
+country again, and a very pleasant country it proved
+to be, our road leading us along the hillsides and
+past fragrant pine-woods, with distant peeps of
+finely-shaped hills.</p>
+
+<p>Close to the hamlet of Wollaston I pulled up to
+consult the map, and to ask the name of the place
+from a youth who was passing by, and when he had
+told me this I jokingly queried if there were
+anything to see there, for it looked an uninteresting
+spot where nothing had ever happened, or was<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_194" id="Page_194">[Pg 194]</a></span>
+likely to happen. "Well," replied he, "old Parr
+lived here&mdash;you may have heard of him; there's a
+brass about him in the church. I know where the
+key's kept, I'll run and get it for you"&mdash;doubtless
+with an eye to earning an honest penny or two,
+where, I should imagine, pennies were hard to earn.
+But he was a civil youth, so I let him get the key.
+There in the church I found a brass against the wall
+with a portrait of that old man engraved on the top,
+and the following inscription below:&mdash;</p>
+
+<p class="pa4 p1">
+The Old, Old, very Old Man<br />
+Thomas Parr<br />
+Was born at the Glyn<br />
+In the township of Winnington<br />
+Within the Chapelry of Great Wollaston<br />
+And Parish of Alberbury<br />
+In the County of Salop<br />
+In the year of our Lord 1483.<br />
+He lived in the reigns of Ten Kings<br />
+And Queens of England (viz.) King Edward 4th<br />
+King Edward 5th King Richard 3rd King Henry 7th<br />
+King Henry 8th King Edward 6th Queen Mary Queen<br />
+Elizabeth King James 1st and King Charles. Died the 13th<br />
+And was buryed in Westminster Abby<br />
+On the 15th of November 1635<br />
+Aged 152 years and 9 months.</p>
+
+<p class="p1">From Wollaston we had for some miles a
+pleasant stretch of pastoral country varied by
+shady woodlands, and we caught peeps on the way
+of some charming old half-timber homes, such as
+one finds in Shropshire, for we were in that shire
+now and approaching Shrewsbury again&mdash;so the
+signposts told us. We managed to drive round
+Shrewsbury by the Severn side, so did not enter the<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_195" id="Page_195">[Pg 195]</a></span>
+town, and were soon again on the open road,
+climbing, most of the way, to the village of
+Albrighton, having glorious panoramas, over a richly
+wooded country to our left, presented to us the latter
+half of the stage.</p>
+
+<p>At Albrighton I learnt there used to prevail the
+cruel sport of whipping a cat to death on Shrove
+Tuesday, and the old signboard, that once hung in
+front of the inn there, is still preserved, on which is
+a painted and faded representation of a man whipping
+a cat, and the legend below&mdash;</p>
+
+<p class="pp2 p1">
+The finest sport under the sun<br />
+Is whipping the cat at Albrighton.</p>
+
+<p class="pn p1">At the place I could glean no information as to
+the origin of this cruel and curious custom, but later
+on during the journey I found enlightenment of a
+Shropshire parson, who told me he believed it arose
+from a cat having got into the church and having
+ate the Sacrament.</p>
+
+<p>It was now growing late, and I began to think
+about my night's quarters. I passed an inviting-looking
+inn by the roadside, but, as I saw no
+stabling for the car there, I drove contentedly on
+in the gathering gloaming through a country that
+appeared to me to be exceedingly beautiful and
+richly wooded, and then with the evening star I
+made the little town of Wem (no town could surely
+well have a shorter title); there at the "Castle Inn"
+I found excellent accommodation, much civility, and
+a landlord who was interesting, informing, and obliging.
+I was glad I came to Wem.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_196" id="Page_196">[Pg 196]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>That evening in his cosy bar I had a long chat
+with "mine host." I discovered him seated there
+reading Mitford's <i>History of Greece</i>, which much
+surprised me, as being, I thought, a rather heavy
+work for a landlord to read, and he told me he was
+reading for his amusement! He also lent me a
+<i>History of Wem</i>, by Herbert Merchant, which I
+found interesting, and from this I learnt that Hazlitt
+lived for twelve years at Wem. Augustine Birrell
+says that "by his writings Hazlitt, the most eloquent
+of English essayists, has so infected the place with
+his own delight that it is hard to be dull at Wem"&mdash;but
+not impossible, I think. Coleridge visited
+Hazlitt at Wem, walking with him from Shrewsbury
+to that place; I presume they walked along the
+same road we had come, and Coleridge was so
+delighted with the scenery on the way that he
+exclaimed, "If I had the quaint muse of Sir Philip
+Sidney I would write a sonnet to the road between
+Shrewsbury and Wem." Surely Coleridge's muse
+was quaint enough&mdash;who else but he could have
+composed <i>The Ancient Mariner</i>? Hazlitt, it
+appears, like Thackeray, first sought fame as an
+artist, for he had inscribed on his tomb, "William
+Hazlitt. Painter, Critic, Essayist. Born 1778.
+Died 1830."</p>
+
+<p>In 1643, when the rest of Shropshire was loyal to
+the King, Wem declared for the Parliament; thereupon
+the King sent Lord Capel with five thousand
+men to capture the town, but&mdash;so the story goes&mdash;he
+was repulsed by the garrison of only forty men,
+aided by the women of the place, who were dressed<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_197" id="Page_197">[Pg 197]</a></span>
+in red cloaks and placed in positions where they
+could be seen by the King's forces. Lord Capel,
+judging from the number of red figures he observed,
+thought the garrison was too strong to be successfully
+attacked, and ignominiously retired. Hence
+the old couplet&mdash;</p>
+
+<p class="p1 pp1">
+The women of Wem and a few musketeers<br />
+Beat Lord Capel and all his cavaliers.</p>
+
+<p class="pn p1">There was, too, a Royalist mock litany of the
+time, a part of which reads&mdash;</p>
+
+<p class="pp2 p1">
+From Wem, and from Nantwitch,</p>
+<p class="pp7">Good Lord, deliver us.</p>
+
+<p class="p1">This story of the red-coated women of Wem
+reminds me of the similar story told of the French
+invasion of Fishguard in 1797, where and when a
+small French force was landed from three frigates
+to raid the country. Lord Cawdor at the head of
+a hastily collected body of militia, of about half
+the strength of the enemy, went forth to meet
+them; a number of Welsh women, in red cloaks,
+gathered on the hills around to watch the expected
+battle, and these were mistaken by the French for
+regular troops prepared to cut off their retreat;
+thereupon, deeming they were overpowered, the
+Frenchmen surrendered. Both stories read much
+alike. I wonder if either one is true? "I hae my
+douts."</p>
+
+<p>I learnt much about Wem from the landlord, how
+in past days the houses of the town were all
+thatched, and that there is still preserved in the
+old town hall a huge iron hook fixed to the end of a<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_198" id="Page_198">[Pg 198]</a></span>
+long oak pole that was used to pull down the thatch
+from any house that was alight and so to prevent
+the flames spreading, and he offered to show it me
+in the morning if I cared to see it. I thought I
+should; such a contrivance must be somewhat of a
+curiosity&mdash;at least I had never seen or heard of
+anything of the kind before. However, in spite of
+the hook, it happened that the whole town was
+burnt down, the church steeple too, in 1677.
+"Wem was quite a large place at one time," he
+continued; "and though you might hardly think it,
+some of the quiet country lanes around were once
+the town streets. It is the only Shropshire town
+mentioned in the Doomsday Book, which perhaps
+may prove its former importance. Judge Jeffreys,
+who had his home a mile from the town, was created
+Baron of Wem. His house is still standing and
+has his coat-of-arms carved over the doorway."
+Then some customers came in and the conversation
+became general; I wish they had not, for I was
+interested in the landlord's account of the place, and
+I fancy there was much more he could have told me
+about it.</p>
+
+<p>Amongst the company was a farmer, at least I
+took him to be such, and the weather was his main
+subject of conversation. I gathered from him that
+for some cause thunderstorms were fairly frequent
+at Wem and round about, and I understood that a
+farmer in the locality had recently lost several sheep
+by lightning. "Talking of lightning," he went on,
+"do you know it is a fact that lightning never
+strikes a moving object?" I did not, though I had<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_199" id="Page_199">[Pg 199]</a></span>
+to confess I had no recollection of such a circumstance,
+which was but negative evidence. Then
+said he, "According to my experience, if there's a
+full moon on a Saturday it's sure to rain the next
+day, and if there's a star close by the moon it's
+bound to blow hard the next morning." Though
+why this should be he could not explain&mdash;and little
+wonder! Many other things he said about the
+weather, but I did not note them down. The only
+man I trust about the weather is the shepherd of
+the downs or the plains, for on those open places
+the weather reveals its secrets to him who has little
+to do but observe it. I do not even trust the newspaper's
+forecasts except in settled times, when there
+is no need of them, for as a traveller who is concerned
+as to what the day will be, I have as often
+found them wrong as right. Sometimes they strike
+a provokingly uncertain note, such as "Rain in
+places," which is very safe forecasting and leaves
+me much in doubt.</p>
+
+<p>During the conversation some one talked about
+his "near-dwellers," and the same man twice used the
+term "unked." These were unfamiliar expressions
+to me, and on inquiry I found "near-dwellers" to
+mean neighbours, and "unked" was employed to
+signify down-spirited. Then some one made use
+of the old saying, "You'll have to mind your P's and
+Q's." "Does any one know how that saying
+originated?" queried another of the party, "for I do."
+No one appeared to know. "Then I'll tell you,"
+he went on, manifestly pleased to be informing.
+"In the old days, when the publican had to trust<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_200" id="Page_200">[Pg 200]</a></span>
+many of his customers, slates were kept in the bar
+with the customers' names written on them, with a
+P and a Q below. The P stood for pints and the Q
+for quarts, and crosses were chalked under the P's
+and Q's corresponding to the pints and quarts for
+which each customer owed. So, you see, they had
+to mind their P's and Q's." I had plenty of
+entertainment that night, of which I have given a
+fair sample. Much else about other things was
+said, but perhaps the talk of strangers at an inn is
+not a subject that profits to enlarge about or even
+worth mention at all; however, the conversation, and
+the unexpected turns of it, served to pass my evening
+pleasantly enough away. A fisherman once told
+me of a brother of the craft, which brother I own
+was given a little to romancing, that he "talked
+salmon and caught only tiny trout." Perhaps the
+moral applies to the conversation I listened to;
+agreeably tired after my long day in the open air,
+I grant I was in no exacting mood as to the quality
+of my entertainment, I was too dreamily lazy to be
+critical; then there was nothing to pay for it, and
+happy is the man who can find entertainment wherever
+he chance to be.</p>
+
+<p>Glancing through the <i>History of Wem</i> that
+the landlord lent me, I read there a glowing description
+of Hawkestone Park, a most romantic spot
+according to the description, and as it was only four
+miles from Wem I determined to go there next day.
+I also discovered that Dr. Johnson visited Hawkestone
+on July 24, 1774, and this is what he had to
+say about it:&mdash;</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_201" id="Page_201">[Pg 201]</a></span></p>
+
+<div class="cit">
+
+<p class="p1">We saw Hawkestone and were conducted over a large tract
+of rocks and woods, a region abounding with striking scenes and
+terrific grandeur. We were always on the brink of a precipice
+or at the foot of a lofty rock.... Round the rocks is a narrow
+path cut into the stone which is very frequently hewn into steps,
+but art has proceeded no further than to make the succession of
+wonders safely accessible. The whole circuit, somewhat laborious,
+is terminated by a grotto cut into a rock to a great extent, with
+many windings and supported by pillars, not hewn with regularity....
+There were from space to space seats in the rocks.
+Though it wants water it excels Dovedale by the extent of its
+prospects, the awfulness of its shades, the horror of its precipices,
+the verdure of its hollows, and the loftiness of its rocks. The
+ideas it forces upon the mind are the sublime, the dreadful, and
+the vast. Above inaccessible altitude, below is horrible profundity.
+He who mounts the precipices of Hawkestone wonders
+how he came thither and doubts how he shall return. His walk
+is an adventure and his departure an escape.</p>
+
+</div>
+
+<p class="p1">Now all this strikes a most romantic note, and
+surely Dr. Johnson was too great a man to be given
+to gush, so all the more it surprised me how it was
+that I had never heard of Hawkestone and its
+wonders before. Just "Ignorance, pure ignorance,"
+as the famous doctor once remarked to a lady in
+reply to her query how it was he did not know
+something that she considered he ought to know.
+Truly Hawkestone was one of the surprises and
+discoveries of the journey. There is one advantage
+in not knowing all about the country you are travelling
+in, for such lack of knowing keeps you ever in
+a delightful state of expectancy as to what fresh discoveries
+you may make; no matter though to others
+they are familiar, that does not rob you of the thrill
+of pleasure in discovering them.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_202" id="Page_202">[Pg 202]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>Next morning I learnt from the landlord that
+there was a good inn at Hawkestone, so after a look
+at Wem I determined to spend the rest of the day
+there and explore its beauties at leisure. Wem did
+not detain me long that morning. My curiosity
+induced me to see the "fire fork" already mentioned
+that was used to drag down the burning thatch from
+the houses, and I estimated this to be thirty-six
+feet long, but I was told it was much more than
+that originally. It looked just like a big iron fishhook
+at the end of a pole. In a niche of the
+church tower I noticed a much-weathered stone
+figure, and this the clerk told me represented St.
+Chad, "a favourite saint in these parts." I asked
+him if there were anything of interest in the church,
+and he said no, "but there's a unique Gothic doorway
+at the west end well worth seeing, it's four
+hundred years old"; so I went to inspect it, and I
+found a most quaintly shaped doorway, the like of
+which I had not come upon before, but it struck me
+as more uncommon than beautiful&mdash;and this was all
+I discovered worthy of note in Wem; its interest is
+historical, and that does not appeal to the eye.</p>
+
+<hr class="chap" />
+
+</div>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_203" id="Page_203">[Pg 203]</a></span></p>
+
+<div class="break">
+
+<h2 class="p4 mid">CHAPTER XI</h2>
+
+<p class="pa3 p1">Red Castle&mdash;A stately ruin&mdash;Old houses and new owners&mdash;The joy
+of discovery&mdash;High Ercall and its story&mdash;Mills and millers&mdash;The
+life of a stone-breaker&mdash;Old folk-songs&mdash;Haughmond
+Abbey&mdash;Ancient tombs&mdash;A peaceful spot&mdash;A place for a
+pilgrimage.</p>
+
+
+<p class="pn p2">On leaving Wem I sought instruction of the landlord
+as to the road to Hawkestone, for the roads
+about Wem are many and winding, and it is not
+easy for a stranger to find his way on them. He
+told me to go to Weston, a village adjoining the
+park, "where there is a good inn. If you ask your
+way to Hawkestone," said he, "the natives may
+send you miles round; for Hawkestone is a big
+place, and there is no inn but at Weston." So to
+Weston we went, guided by the signposts, and
+not a signpost, strange to relate, did we see with
+"Hawkestone" upon it.</p>
+
+<p>Weston proved to be a charming little village
+of black and white half-timber cottages with an old
+church set on a hill above them, and by the churchyard
+wall were its ancient stocks intact. At the
+end of the village we came to the inn delightfully
+placed facing the park and its glorious scenery, and
+with only a low hedge between it and the park.
+The Hawkestone hotel gave me an agreeable<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_204" id="Page_204">[Pg 204]</a></span>
+greeting, for on entering it I found myself in a
+panelled hall, and beyond this I caught a peep of a
+pleasant little garden belonging to the inn. Again
+I was fortunate in finding comfortable quarters. I
+liked my inn; it had a home-like look. I asked
+about seeing the park, and was told I could have a
+guide to show me over it, though I was welcome to
+go alone if I wished. No guide was pressed on
+me, and I appreciated the fact; but I felt I might
+miss much if I went without one. The park was
+extensive, there were many things to see there;
+so I obtained a guide, and set forth to explore
+Hawkestone, and I went alone with the guide.
+After Dr. Johnson's description of the place and all
+the adjectives he used&mdash;I presume he considered
+them necessary&mdash;I feel somewhat at a discount in
+attempting a further description, and finding fresh,
+suitable adjectives; but we see places with our own
+eyes and glean our own impressions. What struck
+me first about Hawkestone was a certain indefinable
+theatrical look, a sense of unreality, as though I
+were viewing a stage production on a large scale.
+I had never seen Nature and Art so romantically
+combined before. Though I climbed the precipices
+by narrow paths cut along their sides, I did not feel
+"my walk an adventure and my departure an
+escape," nor did I feel the "sublime, dreadful, vast,
+or horrible profundity" of the spot&mdash;I wondered
+much at those expressions; to me it appeared fully
+to justify the terms romantic and picturesque, but
+not in the least that of dreadful: never were my
+spirits daunted! The guide was loquacious; had<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_205" id="Page_205">[Pg 205]</a></span>
+he talked less, I might have remembered more of
+all he told me, and he told me much of the past
+history of Hawkestone and of its lords, from the
+early days when the first castle was built there to
+close upon the present time; and he expressed his
+surprise that I had not heard of Hawkestone before.
+"Not to know Hawkestone is to show yourself
+unknown," I almost fancy he thought.</p>
+
+<p>I was first shown the Red Castle, built in the
+reign of King Henry III., of which castle, except
+some broken masonry, a tall, round keep, standing
+isolated and stately on a crag, alone remains.
+"How like one of Salvator Rosa's pictures!" I
+could not help exclaiming to myself; and really it is.
+The far view from this tower over a vast extent of
+peaceful, pastoral, and wooded country to the stormy
+mountains of Wales, so rugged of outline and
+contrasting, is wonderfully fine and space-expressing.
+There was a bigness about it, looking over "the
+sweep of endless woods," that pleased me, a green
+spaciousness that was splendid. I forget now how
+many feet high the guide said the top of the tower
+on its crag was from the ground; but one had to
+crane one's neck to see it from below, and this gave
+one the impression of commanding height whatever
+its height might be.</p>
+
+<p>Next we went under a wide-arched rock at the
+end of a ravine, and began to climb the crags on
+the opposite side by a narrow winding footpath
+with steps cut here and there in the steepest
+parts; so we reached a wonderful series of grottos,
+consisting of arched chambers in the solid rock,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_206" id="Page_206">[Pg 206]</a></span>
+with many roughly-hewn pillars. These grottos
+were lined with shells and spas: the guide gave me
+the history of them, but I have forgotten it; some
+one, however, cut them out of the rock, and some
+ladies decorated them in the manner described.
+Then I was conducted on to the top of the crag,
+opposite to which is the Raven's Cliff; from this
+point the view over the park and rocks is very
+striking, the rough grey rocks peeping out here
+and there from the sea of soft green foliage, forming
+a telling combination and contrast. Then
+we descended, only to ascend again up a steep
+and stepped path to the Hermitage, a cavern
+in the cliff side, over the entrance to which is
+inscribed&mdash;</p>
+
+<p class="pp7 p1">
+Procul, O procul este, profani.</p>
+
+<p class="pn p1">It was a strange whim of our ancestors to have a
+Hermitage in their grounds; and as real hermits
+were not to be procured, often an aged pensioner
+was made to take their place for the benefit of
+visitors&mdash;but nobody was of course deceived. I am
+afraid it was an age of shams, even of sham ruins
+built to beautify the view! In the present instance,
+however, a wax figure of a grey-haired and bearded
+man seated at a table with a skull upon it did duty
+for a living hermit, though it did not do it very
+well; for the effect of the figure was marred by the
+dripping of moisture from the roof of the cave: not
+even a hermit could endure that for long and live.
+The guide told me that he was supposed to leave me
+here and go in by a secret door at the back of the<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_207" id="Page_207">[Pg 207]</a></span>
+figure and somehow introduce himself beneath its
+cloak and talk. He was quite open about the
+proceeding; it was mere acting; and I told him,
+after such a confession, he need not trouble himself
+or me. Though actually he declared some young
+people were taken in by the device, owing to the
+gloom of the cavern; if this be true, I am afraid
+there are a good many young innocents abroad.
+Then I saw the Druid's Cavern and St. Francis's
+Cave, and a recess in the rock where, according to an
+inscription, "Rowland Hill, a gentleman renowned
+for his great wisdom, piety, and charity, who, being
+a zealous Royalist, hid himself in the Civil Wars of
+the time of King Charles I.; but being discovered,
+was imprisoned in his adjacent Red Castle, whilst
+his house was pillaged and ransacked by the rebels."
+There were other things of interest in the park, but
+in truth its gloriously rocky and wooded scenery,
+and its ruined castle keep, appealed to me vastly
+more than the rest.</p>
+
+<p>June is a month to joy in, for when in a gracious
+mood it can produce the pleasantest of weather, and
+the next morning gave us a sample of its occasional
+perfectness. A glorious sunshiny day followed the
+promise of the morning with a deep sea-blue sky
+above, and hardly a cloud in it&mdash;a day that made us
+feel the joy of being alive. So we made an early
+start, and wandering about deviously we suddenly
+espied before us, standing gaunt and deserted and
+lone in a grass field, the ruined hall of Moreton
+Corbet, its roofless walls, its upstanding gables and
+great vacant windows, darkly silhouetted against the<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_208" id="Page_208">[Pg 208]</a></span>
+bright sky. I recognised the old house from a
+friend's photograph; it had a familiar look, though
+I had never been there before and had come upon
+it unexpectedly. The house covers a considerable
+area of ground, and some of the quaint carvings on
+its front appeared to be almost as sharp as the day
+they were carved, and that was centuries ago.
+Were I an architect, I think I should try to discover
+the quarry from whence came that enduring stone,
+for many a fine building I have seen has suffered
+sadly from the perishable nature of the stone
+employed in its construction. An architect cannot
+be too careful in the selection of his material if he
+wishes his work to last&mdash;and what architect does
+not&mdash;not to mention his client, who surely deserves
+some consideration?</p>
+
+<p>Moreton Corbet was begun by Sir Robert Corbet
+in 1606, but he died of the plague before the building
+was finished; his brother Sir Vincent Corbet
+continued the work, but the house was never finished
+or inhabited, and now the rambling ruins are but
+the home of owls and other birds. Camden the
+antiquary in his day wrote of it: "Robert Corbet
+began to build a most gorgeous and stately house,
+after the Italian model, for his future magnificent
+and splendid habitation, but death countermanding
+his designs took him off, so that he left his project
+unfinished and his old castle defaced." The remains
+of his "defaced" old castle are at hand, with the
+initials A. C. for Sir Andrew Corbet over its
+doorway. There is a hazy local tradition that
+some enemy of the Corbets, when the house was
+building, uttered the prophecy that "Moreton Corbet
+shall never be finished." But who can tell, it may
+be some day, though late the day, for its walls
+appear sound, the stone mullions stand in the
+windows still, and I have known ancient houses
+even more ruined that have come into the hands
+of a new owner and have been restored and converted
+into delightful homes. "Patch and long sit,"
+runs the old proverb, but "build and soon flit" it
+ends, and from my limited experience of the ways
+of men there is some truth in the proverb. But
+proverbs are so often contradictory that I have lost
+faith in them. One says, "Absence makes the heart
+grow fonder"; then another has it, "Out of sight
+out of mind," and I might go on quoting familiar
+proverbs of an antagonistic nature, only to do so
+would be a waste of space. You can generally by
+searching find a proverb to fit a special case whichever
+way you desire&mdash;that is the beauty of proverbs.<br /><br /></p>
+
+<div class="figcenter">
+ <img src="images/ill-265.jpg" width="400" height="269"
+ alt=""
+ title="" />
+ <div class="caption"><p class="pn center">THE RUINED HALL OF MORETON CORBET.</p>
+</div></div>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_209" id="Page_209">[Pg 209]</a></span></p>
+
+<p class="p1">A ruined home, whether of cottage or mansion, is
+always, more or less, a pathetic sight and one that
+appeals to the sentimental traveller, but coming
+thus suddenly and unexpectedly upon so stately a
+ruin as Moreton Corbet right in the heart of a quiet
+country, a country with no suggestion about it but
+of farms and fields&mdash;one expected nothing else&mdash;the
+greater was the appeal to such sentiment. The
+coming to the notable ruin of an abbey or castle for
+which the traveller is prepared by guide-book
+description is quite a different thing; at least I, for
+one, cannot command my sympathies to the order
+of a guide-book. To repeat, in effect, a previous<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_210" id="Page_210">[Pg 210]</a></span>
+remark, I really think that the chief charm of travel
+is the coming upon the unexpected, the enjoyment
+of discovery, so that even the lesser sights by the
+way assume an importance that perhaps is not
+rightly theirs and become memorable.</p>
+
+<p>Leaving Moreton Corbet we got wandering
+amongst winding lanes, and very pleasant lanes
+they were; these eventually brought us to High
+Ercall, a lonely little village consisting of an ancient
+church, an old Tudor manor-house of some size
+standing close by, and a cottage or two. High
+Ercall had not much to show us, but what it had to
+show was interesting, chiefly the fine church which
+retains some features of interest in spite of the fact
+that it was sadly battered about by the Puritan
+party, and the time-toned Tudor house built, according
+to an inscription on it, in 1608. The main
+portion of the house is of stone, but it has brick
+gables above that give it an odd appearance. The
+old home took my fancy. "It looks history," I
+exclaimed to myself, though at the time I knew
+nothing of its past. Why I should have imagined
+that house had a story to tell I cannot say, but so it
+impressed me, perhaps simply because it was so old.
+Anyway, on making inquiry I found my intuition
+not wrong, for I discovered it was one of the many
+Shropshire houses that had been fortified in the
+time of the Civil Wars and held for the King, and
+though but a house, so gallantly was it defended
+that it successfully resisted several fierce assaults,
+being indeed the last house in the shire to surrender,
+only the strongholds of Bridgnorth and Ludlow<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_211" id="Page_211">[Pg 211]</a></span>
+holding out longer. I wonder if anything eventful
+will ever happen at High Ercall again. Who would
+have expected to come upon history there? It
+looked so innocent of anything of the kind. Certainly
+the Civil Wars have given the added interest of
+stirring days to many a now dreamy spot in England,
+for those wars concerned themselves with the sieges
+of so many private houses scattered far and wide
+over the countryside. Those days have passed for
+ever, for no private house could now be converted
+into a fortress. Many of these old houses still retain
+bullet marks on, and sometimes the lead of the
+bullets in, their thick oak doors; their strong walls
+too occasionally show, even to this far-off day,
+the indentations made by some of Cromwell's inexhaustible
+cannon-balls. You cannot escape
+from Cromwell's doings when you go a-touring
+in England.</p>
+
+<p>Beyond High Ercall we crossed over a marshy
+upland, and over a bridge or two so narrow that
+there was only just room for the car to pass. The
+country had a remote look, for we travelled far
+before meeting a soul, and that soul was a solitary
+man breaking stones by the side of the road. From
+the uplands we dropped down to a picturesque old
+mill, its wheel turned by a sparkling stream; and a
+pretty picture the old mill made with its foaming
+weir above, its sleepy pool below, and the green
+fields gently sloping down to it. The mill was
+busy that day, and the muffled hum of its machinery,
+the swish, swish of its wheel and the plash of its
+weir, broke pleasantly the silence of the spot.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_212" id="Page_212">[Pg 212]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>I saw no miller, or any one, about; perhaps the
+miller was at his dinner whilst his work was being
+done for him. I wish I could have seen him, for I
+have a liking for millers, always having found them
+jovially disposed and not averse to a gossip; now I
+have a weakness for gossiping with country folk,
+trusting by so doing to glean something of their
+views of life. Such folk I have generally found
+willing to talk about anything but politics&mdash;well, I
+do not care to talk politics, but why they should so
+carefully avoid the subject I cannot say, nor yet
+why millers are so cheerful a race, any more than
+why farmers in contradiction should be given so to
+grumbling, even when the seasons are good. I
+remember that picture in <i>Punch</i> of a squire addressing
+a tenant of his: "Good morning, Mr. Turnips,
+fine growing day." "Yes, sir," responds the farmer,
+"'twill make the weeds grow." But the miller
+looks on the bright side of life; perhaps it is because
+he seems to have so little work to do, only having
+to watch whilst the running water or the willing
+wind do his work for him. I know I have chatted
+with a miller for an hour or more inside his mill
+and amongst his whirling wheels, as the flour flowed
+fast and free from the wooden shoots into the sacks
+below, and he merely glanced round now and then
+to see if a sack were nearly filled, so that he might
+put another in its place; nor did this take him long
+to do, nor did the work seem hard. It was this
+miller who so kindly explained to me how much
+better it was to rely on water than wind power, the
+latter being so uncertain, for "the wind may drop<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_213" id="Page_213">[Pg 213]</a></span>
+in the daytime, and then blow at night when you
+are comfortably in bed, so you may idle away half,
+or even the whole of a day, but water-power is
+constant, if you have a decent stream to depend
+upon." Then the miller told me how in his father's
+time, for his father was a miller too, the gleaners
+used to come to the mill to have their gleanings
+ground, and in those friendly past days the miller
+used to grind their gleanings without charge in his
+spare time, as the custom was. "Then helped
+every one his neighbour," for those were "the good
+old days," at least they seem good to look back
+upon.</p>
+
+<p>After the mill followed a stretch of open country
+with wide cornfields on either hand waving round us
+like a golden sea and rustling in the wind; then by
+way of change we entered upon a tree-lined road,
+with at one spot great rocks by its side, and from
+this spot Shrewsbury and its church spires came
+into view vaguely showing in the mist like the city
+of a dream. Not desiring to revisit Shrewsbury, I
+stopped the car and consulted my map; it was
+a fortunate circumstance, for in doing so I discovered
+"Haughmond Abbey" marked thereon, and
+apparently not very far off. I seemed to be always
+making discoveries on my map. Now I had heard
+of Haughmond Abbey, but what the ruins were
+like, where they were hidden away, whether extensive
+or the mere fragments of a building, I had
+no idea. Bolton, Tintern, Fountains, Glastonbury,
+Melrose, and other famous ruined abbeys were
+familiar to me in pictures, engravings, photographs,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_214" id="Page_214">[Pg 214]</a></span>
+and poetry long before I saw them, but of Haughmond
+I had seen neither picture nor engraving, nor,
+as far as I am aware, has any poet sung its praises.
+Yet Haughmond Abbey I found to be a beautiful
+ruin, not so romantically situated as either Tintern
+or Bolton truly, but set in as sweet a spot as all
+fair England can show, delightful to the eye with its
+verdant meadows, shady trees, tranquil water, grey
+rock, and sheltering wooded hills around&mdash;a spot
+so peaceful in its seclusion, so peace-bestowing, too,
+and without a hint of the modern world, for at
+Haughmond nothing is to be seen but quiet woods,
+gentle hills, and the spacious sky above. Never
+came I to a more tranquil spot; the monks of old
+must have left their benediction there, though
+robbed of their abbey they loved so well and turned
+adrift into the outer world, and though they doubtless
+fondly hoped and believed it would "have canopied
+their bones," or at least they would have been laid
+to rest in the shade of its church.</p>
+
+<p>But I am a little previous. Close to where I
+pulled up I saw a man breaking stones by the roadside,
+and I asked him if he could tell me the whereabouts
+of the abbey. "It be right down there," said
+he, pointing ahead with his finger into space, "not
+more than a quarter of a mile away. You comes
+to a cottage, and on the other side of the way is a
+footpath by a stream leading to it." He was a
+civil man, his instructions were clear, stone-breaking
+is wearisome work; I was sorry for him to the
+extent of a sixpence, better expended than on a
+tramp, I thought, and tramps in my green days<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_215" id="Page_215">[Pg 215]</a></span>
+wheedled many a sixpence out of me. I remember
+that the last tramp to whom I gave a trifle exclaimed
+in the fulness of his heart upon unexpectedly
+receiving it, "God bless you, sir. May we soon
+meet in Heaven!" Since then my donations to
+tramps have ceased. I would chat with that stone-breaker,
+I would see the world through a stone-breaker's
+eyes. But his view of the world was
+limited; manifestly the monotony of his labour had
+told upon him, perhaps too the loneliness of the
+life, so that I got little profit out of the conversation.
+It needs a strong mind to sit by the roadside all
+day long and break stones, do nothing but break
+stones, and have any imagination left.</p>
+
+<p>Finding a secluded, shady spot by the wayside
+I rested there awhile, for the day was hot; moreover
+I was already beginning to feel hungry, and my
+luncheon-basket was handy. How hungry one gets
+motoring in the fresh air, to be sure! Whilst resting
+there and thinking, it suddenly struck me how
+seldom in Wales I saw any children romping about
+in the villages as English children are wont to do;
+even to-day sometimes on the village greens one
+finds the latter playing games so old that no one
+can tell how they originated. Take, for instance,
+the game of "Old Roger" often played at children's
+gatherings in the West Country to an old song as
+follows. I have given this song in a previous book,
+but it will bear repeating, and I repeat it to show
+how this old song, long years ago, found its way to
+America, and how it became altered there. This,
+then, is how the original "Old Roger" runs:&mdash;</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_216" id="Page_216">[Pg 216]</a></span></p>
+
+<p class="pp1 p1">Old Roger is dead and lies in his grave&mdash;</p>
+<p class="pp2">Hee-haw! lies in his grave.</p>
+<p class="pp1">They planted an apple-tree over his head.<br />
+The apples were ripe and ready to drop,<br />
+When came a big wind and blew them all off;<br />
+Then came an old woman a-picking them up.<br />
+Old Roger jumped up and gave her a knock,<br />
+Which made the old woman go hipperty-hop.</p>
+
+<p class="pn p1">Now an American lady reading this in my book
+wrote to me about it, enclosing the words of a song
+that was sung to her by her grandfather, who had
+learnt it from his grandfather. "It is very plain,"
+wrote the lady, "that our song came over from
+your country, and that it originated in your 'Old
+Roger.' This is very interesting to me. We call
+our song 'Old Father Cungell.' It goes this
+way:&mdash;</p>
+
+<p class="pp1 p1">Old Father Cungell went up to White Hall,</p>
+<p class="pp2">Hum, ha! up to White Hall,</p>
+<p class="pp1">And there he fell sick amongst 'em all,</p>
+<p class="pp2">With my heigh down, ho down,</p>
+<p class="pp7">Hum, Ha!</p>
+
+<p class="pp1 p1">Old Father Cungell was car-ri-ed home,</p>
+<p class="pp2">Hum, ha! car-ri-ed home;</p>
+<p class="pp1">Before he got there he was as dead as a stone,</p>
+<p class="pp2">With my heigh down, ho down,</p>
+<p class="pp7">Hum, Ha!</p>
+
+<p class="pp1 p1">Old Father Cungell was in the grave laid,<br />
+They covered him up with shovel and spade,<br />
+And out of his grave there grew a big tree<br />
+That bore the best apples that ever ye see!</p>
+
+<p class="pp1 p1">Before they were ripe and fit for the fall,<br />
+There came an old woman and stole them off all;<br />
+Her gown it was red, her petticoat green,<br />
+The very worst woman that ever was seen.</p>
+
+<p class="pp1 p1">Old Cungell got up and hit her a knock,<br />
+That made the old woman go hipperty-hop.<br />
+The neighbours were scared and said in their fright,<br />
+'The ghost of Cungell gets up in the night,'</p>
+<p class="pp2">With my heigh down, ho down,</p>
+<p class="pp7">Hum, Ha!"<br /><br /></p>
+
+<div class="figcenter">
+ <img src="images/ill-276.jpg" width="400" height="561"
+ alt=""
+ title="" />
+ <div class="caption"><p class="pn center">HAUGHMOND ABBEY, CHURCH DOORWAY.</p>
+</div></div>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_217" id="Page_217">[Pg 217]</a></span></p>
+
+<p class="p1">Rested and refreshed I went in search of Haughmond
+Abbey, the ruins of which, though near to,
+are not visible from the road, so the casual traveller
+might pass them unawares, as doubtless many do.
+A short stroll along a shady footpath and by the
+side of a limpid stream soon brought me to the spot;
+the hoary, ivy-clad ruins peeping through the
+branching trees made a perfect picture, the sunshine
+resting on them and brightening the century-gathered
+gloom of their broken walls and rugged
+gables. It was, in truth, a pleasant spot the monks
+selected for their abbey, an ideal spot well secluded
+from the outer world; even to-day it retains its old-time
+tranquillity undisturbed. I had the ruins to
+myself, rejoiced to escape from the noisy prattle of
+the mere sightseer; to myself, excepting that some
+birds were holding a profane service on the grass-grown
+ground where erst the high altar stood. The
+ruins are of considerable extent, though, but for a
+portion of a wall and a fine sculptured doorway,
+the church itself has wholly disappeared; its foundations,
+however, may still be faintly traced. Unlike
+most abbeys the ruined churches of which remain
+whilst their monastic outbuildings and offices have
+vanished, at Haughmond the reverse is the case.
+So one generation builds a fane of prayer and
+another generation levels it to the ground, even<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_218" id="Page_218">[Pg 218]</a></span>
+glorying in its destruction; and the sad thought of
+it is, who can say that what we build in our pride
+to-day may not at some future time share a similar
+fate? Doubtless the monks who reared this stately
+abbey thought it would last to Doomsday; it lasted
+about four hundred years, for it was founded in 1135
+by Fitz Alan of Clun, and was suppressed by King
+Henry VIII. in 1541, he "being mynded to take it
+into his own handes," as he did many another
+abbey, "for better purposes." The world knows
+what those "better purposes" were.</p>
+
+<p>Nettles and weeds now flourish in the abbey's
+deserted courts and around its roofless buildings,
+the only roofed portion being the Chapter-house,
+which is entire with its three richly ornamented
+arched doorways, of which I give an illustration.
+It may be noted that between the pillars are statues
+under canopies, a remarkable feature that I do not
+remember to have seen in any ecclesiastical edifice
+before. It struck me that these statues were an
+after-thought and had been introduced at a later
+period by cutting pillars away to receive them; I
+cannot say that they altogether pleased me, for they
+disturbed the unity and simplicity of the fine
+Norman arches. The flat oak roof of the Chapter-house
+appears to be in perfect condition, though I
+was surprised to find an oak roof there and not a
+vaulted one of stone. The chief offices appertaining
+to the abbey appear to have been built round a
+court beyond the cloisters; of these the Abbot's
+Lodge retains its beautiful bay-window, and what
+was probably the guest-house retains all its side
+windows with their tracery intact. This building
+has a large gable at one end flanked by shapely
+turrets.<br /><br /></p>
+
+<div class="figcenter">
+ <img src="images/ill-279.jpg" width="400" height="279"
+ alt=""
+ title="" />
+ <div class="caption"><p class="pn center">HAUGHMOND ABBEY, CHAPTER-HOUSE.</p>
+</div></div>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_219" id="Page_219">[Pg 219]</a></span></p>
+
+<p class="p1">Of the many stately tombs the abbey church once
+contained only two inscribed slabs remain, but these
+are interesting: one to John Fitz Alan, deceased
+1270, who was buried before the high altar, bears
+the following inscription in Norman French, as was
+the fashion of the time:&mdash;</p>
+
+<p class="center pn p1"><span class="reduct">
+VOVS KI PASSEZ ICI PRIES PVR LAME IOHAN FIS ALEIN<br />
+KI GIT ICI DEV DE SA ALME EIT MERCI. AMEN.</span></p>
+
+<p class="center pn p1"><span class="reduct">
+ISABEL DE MORTIMER SA FEMME ACOST DE L ... DEV<br />
+DE LVR ALME ... MERCI. AMEN.</span></p>
+
+<p class="pn p1">Another slab has the incised effigy of a woman
+shown wearing a quaint head-dress with a coat-of-arms
+on either side of it, her gloved hands folded
+in prayer; the inscription is in Latin, that prevailed
+during that later period and for long afterwards, and
+thus it runs:&mdash;</p>
+
+<p class="pp1 p1">Hic jacet ... filia Iohis Leyton armigi &amp; uxor Ricardi<br />
+mynde que obiit in festo Cathedre Sancti Petri<br />
+Anno Dni Millesio cccc xxviij cui aie ppiciet Deus Amen.</p>
+
+<p class="p1">I loitered long at Haughmond, and loth I was to
+leave so peace-bestowing a spot; thither the world-weary
+pilgrim might well come in search of rest, for
+nowhere could he find a quietude more profound.
+I wish I could, in words, express the peacefulness
+of the spot, a peacefulness that grew upon me and
+that seemed to me on leaving like an unuttered
+benediction, but not the less a benediction because
+unuttered. Never bade I farewell to a spot more<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_220" id="Page_220">[Pg 220]</a></span>
+reluctantly; never have I felt a greater desire to
+return to one. Such was the spell it cast upon me.
+"Within its walls peace reigned; from its stately
+church came the sounds of prayer and praise; its
+gates were ever open to the pilgrim and the poor;
+its hospitality and brotherly kindness softened the
+harsh incidence of the feudal days."</p>
+
+<hr class="chap" />
+
+</div>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_221" id="Page_221">[Pg 221]</a></span></p>
+
+<div class="break">
+
+<h2 class="p4 mid">CHAPTER XII</h2>
+
+<p class="pa3 p1">An angler's haunt&mdash;Ferries and stepping-stones&mdash;Curious old stained-glass
+window&mdash;The ruins of Uriconium&mdash;Watling Street&mdash;The
+Wrekin&mdash;Richard Baxter's old home&mdash;A Cabinet minister's
+story&mdash;A pretty village&mdash;Buildwas Abbey&mdash;Ironbridge&mdash;The
+"Methodists' Mecca."</p>
+
+
+<p class="pn p2">Leaving Haughmond to its ancient peace, and
+finding the road we were on led to Shrewsbury, we
+took a byway to our left, chancing where it might
+go. We did not select our road, we took the first
+one we came to so as to avoid revisiting Shrewsbury,
+and it led us, with many pleasant windings,
+through a country of great charm, and unexpectedly
+to many interesting places. No guide-book could
+have done us better service. We had at the
+start fir-crowned hills to the left of us with a
+tower on the top of them, a modern one, but still a
+picturesque feature, and the silvery Severn to the
+right, and in the narrow and pleasant stretch of
+country between our road went in a dreamy, indirect
+fashion.</p>
+
+<p>At Uffington I noticed a river-side inn with an
+angler, rod in hand, standing idly in the doorway,
+so concluded, with the river close by, this must be
+a fisherman's haunt. I was almost tempted to pull
+up there and go a-fishing, for it looked such a<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_222" id="Page_222">[Pg 222]</a></span>
+pleasant hostelry, one whereat a lazy man might
+laze contentedly. At Uffington the monks of
+Haughmond had a ferry, and so in the absence of
+any bridge they crossed the Severn there on the
+way to Shrewsbury. I am told the ferry still exists,
+and I was glad to hear it, for ferries and stepping-stones
+form such picturesque features in the landscape.
+In Wales, where I once stopped awhile at
+a remote farmhouse, the only way across the little
+river in front of it was by stepping-stones, and I
+took quite a childish delight in crossing and recrossing
+them, and more than once I discovered an artist
+painting the spot; there was a very real fascination
+for me about this primitive way of crossing a stream,
+in an age when all things are made so uninterestingly
+smooth and easy, a method probably originally
+suggested by the boulders that strew the bed of a
+mountain river.</p>
+
+<p>So we followed the Severn down, now losing
+sight of it, now recovering it again, till we came to
+Atcham, where the river flowed wide and strong
+under a fine seven-arched bridge; there by the roadside
+stood a large old house that had evidently been
+a coaching inn, and there under the shade of some
+trees I pulled up the car to have a look around, for
+it was a pleasant spot.</p>
+
+<p>I wandered into the churchyard overlooking the
+river. The church I found old and interesting.
+At the east end I noticed two of the so-called leper
+or low-side windows that have caused so much discussion
+amongst antiquaries; these were in such a
+position behind the high altar that, of course,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_223" id="Page_223">[Pg 223]</a></span>
+neither the altar nor the elevation of the Host
+could be seen from them, and this, I think, surely
+proves, at least to my satisfaction, that such windows
+were not for the use of lepers to observe the service
+from without; but as I have already discussed the
+subject, I will say no more about it.</p>
+
+<p>There is some good carved old oak in the
+church; the reading-desk has some quaint carvings
+on it of the story of the prodigal son; the fine openwork
+screen too merits attention, and its walls still
+plainly show the marks of the medieval masons'
+chisels; but what specially interested me was a very
+curious and ancient stained-glass window representing
+a woman kneeling and presenting a book to
+Queen Elizabeth enthroned; the top lights above
+contain the drawings of five angels busy with harps.
+The inscription below runs:&mdash;</p>
+
+<p class="pp1 p1">
+Blanch daughter of Henry Miles Parry Esqre.<br />
+Of Newcourt Herefordshire by Alicia daughter<br />
+Of Simon Milborn Esqre. Chief gentlewoman<br />
+Of Queen Elizabeth privy chamber whom<br />
+She faithfully served from her<br />
+Highnesses birth dying at Court<br />
+The 12th of Febry. 1589. Aged 82.<br />
+Entombed at Westminster. Her bowels at Bacton in</p>
+<p class="pp2">The county of Hereford.</p>
+
+<p class="p1">A little beyond Atcham, whilst driving along
+a narrow and quiet country road and thinking of
+nothing in particular, I suddenly noticed some
+crumbling ruins on rising ground not far away,
+and I asked at a blacksmith's forge, close by,
+what the ruins might be, and was told they were
+the ruins of the Roman city of Uriconium. This<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_224" id="Page_224">[Pg 224]</a></span>
+was interesting information, and at once the low
+and broken, moss-grown and ivy-clad walls assumed
+a look of importance. We had come upon the
+site of an ancient city of wide renown. "We
+keep the key here," said the blacksmith, for I
+found that what remains of the once great city of
+"gleaming white walls" is fenced round and
+turned into a sort of peep-show with "a charge of
+sixpence a head for admission." What an indignity
+to the ancient city, perhaps the chief city
+of the country when England was but a colony of
+Rome: how strange to think of England as a
+colony! I have said perhaps the chief city of
+the country, for according to J. R. Green, the
+historian, "the walls of Uriconium enclosed a
+space more than double that of Roman London,
+and exceeded in circumference by a third those of
+Pompeii, while the remains of its theatre and its
+amphitheatre, as well as the broad streets which
+contrast so strangely with the narrow alleys of
+other British towns, shows its former wealth and
+importance." It was to Uriconium that the famous
+Watling Street went direct from Dover through
+London, and thence as straight as the Romans
+could conveniently make it to Uriconium. The
+Romans wisely favoured the high ground in preference
+to the low for their roads, which to keep
+dry were carefully trenched on either side, but
+they always went straight ahead to their destination,
+excepting when the gradient proved too severe
+or they had to round a hill, but after such divergence
+straight ahead they went again; one cannot but<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_225" id="Page_225">[Pg 225]</a></span>
+admire the purposefulness of them. Watling Street
+has now been reopened and reconnected from
+Daventry to Shrewsbury, a distance of eighty-three
+miles; and to be a little previous, from
+close to Boscobel on to Daventry we followed the
+ancient street on our homeward run&mdash;excepting
+for a diversion to Uttoxeter at the Lichfield turn,
+rejoining it at Atherstone, missing but about fourteen
+miles of its length between the point above
+Boscobel and Daventry&mdash;and a very pleasant rural
+road we found it, delightful for its absence of towns
+and even villages; indeed it took us for miles and
+miles right through a thoroughly old-world sparsely
+peopled land. So we followed the footsteps of
+the Roman legions. The foundation of most of
+the street, in spite of years of neglect, is as firm
+to-day as when the ancient Romans made it, for
+they built for centuries. Our modern road-builders
+might well take a hint from those clever old
+engineers. There was no scamped work in those
+benighted ages, for scamped work meant death&mdash;not
+a fortune.</p>
+
+<p>But to return to Uriconium. To show the size
+of the ancient city, its walls, still traceable, are
+over three miles in circumference, enclosing now
+open fields and meadows; in these, I was told, the
+plough occasionally turns up portions of mosaic
+pavement, bits of pottery, tiles, and other relics.
+I entered what now remains of the city above
+ground by a locked gate and wandered over its
+grass-grown streets, or at least a very small portion
+of them, and amongst the fragments of its time-worn<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_226" id="Page_226">[Pg 226]</a></span>
+walls that are still standing. Wild roses,
+brambles, nettles, and docks were growing everywhere
+disorderly; ivy, moss, and lichen were creeping
+over its stones at will. Some of the foundations
+of the buildings have been uncovered and laid bare,
+but Nature is busy at work covering them up again
+with many a wild growing thing. Little enough
+remains, in truth, to reveal the former glory of
+Uriconium; the chief wall standing, built of squared
+stones, varied by courses of thin red tiles, is presumably
+that of the basilica; adjoining this are the
+baths, the plan of which can be roughly made out,
+the furnace chambers may be traced, and a number
+of small pillars constructed of thin bricks reveal the
+hypocausts or heating arrangements. The public
+baths are the best preserved parts of the city that
+have been unearthed, and show the extent of
+civilisation to which the Romans in England had
+attained. I was glad to have seen Uriconium; it
+made me respect the civilisation of our early conquerors.
+I was impressed with the picture that
+I recovered to myself of the refined life the
+Romans led in their British colony close upon
+nineteen centuries ago! Delightful is the situation
+of Uriconium on its gentle rise, with far views of
+the country around, and the Severn winding just
+below. It seems strange that, whilst the sites of
+so many Roman towns are the sites of English
+towns to-day, Uriconium so favoured in position
+should be left desolate&mdash;given over to the winds
+of heaven and the birds of the air.</p>
+
+<p>Leaving the ruined city to its sole inhabitants,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_227" id="Page_227">[Pg 227]</a></span>
+the birds and perchance the rabbits, we had a fine
+view of the isolated hill of the Wrekin, from the
+top of which flamed forth the beacon that told the
+great Armada was in sight. Then</p>
+
+<p class="pa4 p1">... streamed in crimson on the wind the Wrekin's crest of light.<br /></p>
+
+<p class="pn p1">"To friends all round the Wrekin" is a famous
+Shropshire toast, and all good Salopians know
+how that hill came into being: how that the
+Devil, once upon a time, as the fairy story-books
+have it, had a grudge against Shrewsbury, and
+was carrying a great load of earth and rocks on
+his back, intending to dump it down in the bed
+of the Severn, and so block the flow of the river
+and drown all the Shrewsbury people; but even
+the Devil grew weary of his heavy load, and
+threw it down on the spot where the Wrekin now
+stands, declaring he would carry it no longer. So
+the mountain arose and Shrewsbury was saved. At
+one point or another the Devil appears to have been
+very busy in Shropshire knocking the scenery about.
+When later on I found myself at Ironbridge, with
+its furnaces and factories, I really thought the
+Devil must still be busy in Shropshire, for who
+but he could have entered into the mind of man
+to cause him to spoil so fair a spot for the sake
+of mere money-making? Remove the dirty, mean,
+and ugly town and all connected with it, Madeley
+too, with its collieries close above, and smoky
+Broseley but a mile away, and I doubt if the
+Severn could show in all its pleasant meanderings
+from its source in lone Plynlimmon to the sea a<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_228" id="Page_228">[Pg 228]</a></span>
+spot so fair as this would be&mdash;and was in the days
+of old.</p>
+
+<p>The scenery improved with every mile as we
+wound our way down by the Severn side, from
+which rose gently sloping and wooded hills on the
+other hand, a very pleasant land in truth. Coming
+to the little village of Eaton Constantine, I pulled
+up there to photograph an exceedingly picturesque
+black and white half-timber farmhouse with a great
+gable at one end, its roof sloping down to a sheltering
+porch. Were I an architect and designer of
+country homes I certainly would seek for inspiration
+in Shropshire; I know no other part of England
+where the houses look more like homes. Chatting
+with the owner of the farmhouse, who kindly allowed
+me to photograph it from his farmyard, and even
+stood in front of his porch to be included in the
+picture&mdash;though I did not desire this further favour
+of him&mdash;I learnt that it was formerly the home of
+Richard Baxter, the Nonconformist divine and the
+author of <i>The Saints' Everlasting Rest</i>, and quite a
+host of other improving religious works well known
+to fame, but which I regret I have never read. It
+was at Eaton Constantine, I believe, that when a
+boy Richard Baxter used to rob his neighbours'
+orchards, but, as some one says, "often the worst
+boys become the best men," a pleasant way of
+excusing their peccadilloes. Even Bunyan I have
+somewhere read "sowed his wild oats" freely
+when a youth, and I have even heard of a certain
+Cabinet minister who has boasted that he frequently
+went poaching as a lad. Perhaps it is because I
+was so good a boy that I have failed to distinguish
+myself in any way; had I to live my life again I
+might have got more enjoyment out of my youth,
+knowing now what good and clever men bad boys
+can make. I heard a Cabinet minister at dinner
+tell the story of how his schoolmaster one day
+declared to him that he was a lazy, troublesome
+boy, always in some mischief, a disgrace to the
+school, that he would never do any good for himself
+or any one else. In after years, when the boy
+had become one of Her Majesty's ministers, the
+very same schoolmaster, then an old man, met
+him and clapped him on the back, declaring, "I'm
+proud of you, my boy. I always said there was
+the making of a clever man in you." The story
+must be true, for a Cabinet minister would not
+tell a lie&mdash;about a trifle, but only for the good of
+his party.<br /><br /></p>
+
+<div class="figcenter">
+ <img src="images/ill-292.jpg" width="400" height="556"
+ alt=""
+ title="" />
+ <div class="caption"><p class="pn center">BUILDWAS ABBEY, LOOKING EAST.</p>
+</div></div>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_229" id="Page_229">[Pg 229]</a></span></p>
+
+<p class="p1">The next village of Leighton was almost ideal,
+with its picturesque black and white cottages half
+drowned in foliage; then our road became as
+beautiful as a dream till we came in sight of
+Buildwas Abbey, gloriously situated by the banks
+of the Severn, where the river flows gently by.
+But the situation is robbed of much of its charm
+by the intruding railway, that passes close to the
+abbey's ruined walls and sadly disturbs its quiet.
+All you can do is to try and forget the railway as
+though it were not. Amidst the ruins you cannot
+see it, but alas! you can hear it; and how can one
+romance to the sound of a railway train and the
+locomotive's blatant whistle?</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_230" id="Page_230">[Pg 230]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>Buildwas Abbey is the relic of a splendid building,
+beautiful and stately even in decay, seemingly too
+proud to mourn its long-lost grandeur, "cased in
+the unfeeling armour of old time." Its massive
+pillars and stout walls, braving all weathers, stand
+strong and enduring still. Time, that gentle healer,
+has tinted and adorned its broken walls with many
+hues, and fringed their rugged tops with bright
+wild-flowers, grasses, and weeds; here and there,
+too, the ivy creeps over them and peeps in from
+without through the vacant windows. Its silent
+stones seem laden with memories: would that they
+could tell their story apart from the written one!
+Its open arches frame pleasant pictures of rich
+meadows, of woods beyond them, of blue hills
+beyond again, with bits of sky peeping above.
+Says Disraeli, "Men moralise amongst ruins"; here
+is a rare spot to moralise in for those so minded.</p>
+
+<p>The abbey church is cruciform in plan, with a
+central tower ruined low; its stout Norman pillars
+with their square capitals are very effective in their
+suggestiveness of strength. There is a massive
+dignity, purity, and simplicity about the architecture
+of Buildwas that pleases the cultured eye;
+there is nothing petty or pretty about it, rather
+perhaps it errs on the side of sternness, if it errs at
+all. Grace of outline rather than ornamentation was
+evidently the monkish designer's guiding inspiration,
+but what the building lacks in richness of detail
+it gains in breadth and quiet harmony.</p>
+
+<p>The site of the abbey in a valley formerly lonely
+and of much sylvan beauty, with a river running
+by, was one that commended itself to the Cistercians,
+and none were better judges of scenery than they.
+How did the abbey come by its name? Some
+antiquaries assert that it came from "beild," a
+shelter, and "was," a level; others declare, equally
+sure they are correct, that it came from "build"
+and "was," a building by the wash of the river. I
+am inclined to favour the former view; but when
+learned antiquaries disagree, how shall a mere layman
+decide?<br /><br /></p>
+
+<div class="figcenter">
+ <img src="images/ill-295.jpg" width="400" height="271"
+ alt=""
+ title="" />
+ <div class="caption"><p class="pn center">BUILDWAS ABBEY, LOOKING WEST.</p>
+</div></div>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_231" id="Page_231">[Pg 231]</a></span></p>
+
+<p class="p1">It was an unwelcome change, from the rural
+pleasantness of the country about Buildwas, coming
+to the squalid and smoky town of Ironbridge in
+Coalbrookdale, a town that climbs the steep hillside
+above the Severn, and practically joins the almost
+as mean a town of Madeley above, around which
+latter are numerous collieries with their tall chimneys
+and heaps of slack, that scar and make hideous the
+countryside. Ironbridge gains its name, of course,
+from the bridge of iron that spans the Severn there
+in one bold arch. At the time of the building of
+this bridge in 1779 it was considered a great
+engineering feat, even a thing of beauty, though I
+saw no beauty in it excepting the curve of its arch.
+Its black colour is out of tone with the landscape;
+it seems to have no part in it. Now a bridge constructed
+of the local stone, such as the monks would
+have built, would be in agreeable harmony with the
+scene, and, growing grey with age, would not force
+its unwilling attention on the traveller; moreover,
+stone does not need periodical painting to keep it
+from rusting. Such a fine stone bridge as the one<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_232" id="Page_232">[Pg 232]</a></span>
+that takes the old mail road over the Towy at
+Llandilo with one mighty arch, how grandly effective
+a similar bridge would look spanning the Severn
+boldly so at Ironbridge! There are one or two
+places called Stonebridge in England, I believe,
+and to me the name has a pleasant sound; but that
+of Ironbridge has not. I can imagine a picturesque
+bridge of stone, perhaps old and weather-worn
+and stained, but what can one imagine of an iron
+bridge but something very precise and proper?
+Nothing about it with any appeal to sentiment. I
+believe that this structure at Ironbridge was the
+first of the kind of any size that was built in
+England, and was thought a wonder in its day.
+How distant seems that day! Now people have
+ceased to wonder at it, or at anything else. A
+wireless message from Mars would probably be but
+a nine days' wonder; to fly across the Atlantic a
+no astonishing thing.</p>
+
+<p>Climbing through Ironbridge to Madeley, I
+pulled up there to replenish my petrol supply.
+Madeley has been called the "Methodists' Mecca,"
+for there lies buried the famous Methodist, the Rev.
+John Fletcher, of whom Southey said, "He was a
+man of whom Methodism might well be proud as
+the most able of its defenders." But what a Mecca!
+Whilst waiting for my petrol I got a-chatting with
+a motor cyclist who was on the same errand as I.
+I am afraid I made a not very complimentary
+remark about the place to him, but he did not
+resent it. He even owned he thought the same;
+but, said he, "I can tell you of something worth<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_233" id="Page_233">[Pg 233]</a></span>
+seeing close by. There's an old house called
+Madeley Court not a mile away that might interest
+you, and prove that there is something worth seeing
+here. It's a grand old house, and worth a visit.
+Charles II. once hid in it, they say. Lots of people
+go to photograph it." Then he kindly described
+the way to it, "down a roughish and narrow lane";
+but I thought I might as well escape Madeley in that
+direction as well as any other, in spite of the rough
+lane. On consulting my map I found Madeley
+Court plainly marked upon it, so I presumed it was,
+or at least it had been, a house of some importance.
+My road that day had provided me with
+many pleasant surprises, and here was still the promise
+of another.</p>
+
+<hr class="chap" />
+
+</div>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_234" id="Page_234">[Pg 234]</a></span></p>
+
+<div class="break">
+
+<h2 class="p4 mid">CHAPTER XIII</h2>
+
+<p class="pa3 p1">Madeley Court&mdash;Chat with a collier&mdash;The miner's rule of life&mdash;Charles
+II. in hiding&mdash;The building of Boscobel&mdash;The story of
+a moated house&mdash;A stirring episode&mdash;A startling discovery&mdash;A
+curious planetarium&mdash;A wishing-well&mdash;Lilleshall Abbey&mdash;"The
+Westminster Abbey of Shropshire"&mdash;A freak in architecture&mdash;Tong
+Castle&mdash;Church clerk-hunting.</p>
+
+
+<p class="pn p2">It was certainly a rough and narrow lane, as the
+cyclist remarked, that led to Madeley Court, and
+it led past a lot of untidy colliers' cottages, for the
+hilly country around was well dotted with collieries;
+yet I fancy from the lie of the land that a hundred
+years or so ago, before the mines were sunk or
+the cottages built, that lane must have been a very
+rural and retired one. At one of the cottages I
+noticed a collier at work in his little garden; his
+face and hands and clothes were black as though
+he had only recently come up from the pit, but
+there he was busy amongst his flowers and
+vegetables, and there I pulled up the car and
+ventured to bid him good-day. "'Tain't a bad
+day," responded he, and went on with his work
+unconcernedly. Then I said a word in praise of
+his flowers, adding I supposed he was fond of
+gardening. "Well, a few flowers do look a bit
+cheerful like, so I grows 'em." Now there had<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_235" id="Page_235">[Pg 235]</a></span>
+been a miners' strike lately, and I wanted to learn
+his opinion about strikes. Nothing loth he gave it
+me. Miners I have found, as a race, openly and
+frankly express their opinions "without fear or
+favour," and I rather think they even enjoy a
+chance to express them, sometimes pretty strongly
+too, for miners have no respect of persons nor of
+other people's feelings. "We just says what us
+think and have done with it," as one of them
+declared to me. "As to strikes," said he, "I'm
+not gone on them; maybe they's necessary at times,
+I don't know. You see, we're bound to belong to
+the trade union lest the masters should best us; but
+the masters be all right in these parts and we've
+no need to strike, but us have to strike to help
+other folk when the unions tell us. Striking's poor
+game, I'd rather work than play any day; I likes
+to get my money regularly every week, then I know
+where I be. Now one never knows when the
+order may come to 'down tools.' What I say is
+that every herring should hang by its own tail."
+What exactly he meant by the last remark was
+not very clear to me, nor had I ever heard it before,
+nor was I able to obtain any enlightenment on the
+matter, for just then he exclaimed, "There be the
+missus a-calling me in for tea, and I wants it," and
+without another word he went to his tea. Just as
+I was leaving two of the miner's children ran out
+into the garden; one of them plucked a flower, then
+ran and gave it to me, saying, "Father told I to
+pluck it for thee"&mdash;a graceful little act that was
+pleasing. So often under rough exteriors kind<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_236" id="Page_236">[Pg 236]</a></span>
+hearts beat. That miner had not forgotten me,
+though he left and spoke so abruptly. Yet the
+following, I am told, is the miner's rule of life:&mdash;</p>
+
+<p class="pp2 p1">
+Hear all, see all, say nought,<br />
+Eat well, drink well, and care nought;<br />
+If thou dost ought for nought</p>
+<p class="pp7">Do it for thyself.</p>
+
+<p class="pn p1">But I do not believe all I hear. A parson told me
+the miners were not a bad lot as a whole, but they
+wanted knowing. They do! Now the poor country
+folk have often manners; the miners have none.</p>
+
+<p>Then we left the cottages behind and dropped
+sharply down into a sheltered hollow, and there
+below was revealed to us the rambling and ghostly-looking
+old manor-house of Madeley Court, a
+romance in stone, built in the far-off Elizabethan
+days when men built pictures as well as homes. A
+large, cheerless pool of water, dark and still, on
+one side of the ancient and time-dimmed house
+added to the dreary and eerie impression of the
+spot as it is to-day: that pool was suggestive to me
+of some evil deed done in past days, though why
+I know not, but over all the ancient place there
+brooded a certain indefinable sense of mystery. It
+seemed to hold a life apart from its present-day,
+commonplace surroundings.<br /><br /></p>
+
+<div class="figcenter">
+ <img src="images/ill-303.jpg" width="400" height="277"
+ alt=""
+ title="" />
+ <div class="caption"><p class="pn center">MADELEY COURT.</p>
+</div></div>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_237" id="Page_237">[Pg 237]</a></span></p>
+
+<p class="p1">It was probably on this very lane that, wet
+through to the skin, weary and hungry, Charles II.
+recently escaped from Worcester, sought shelter
+with his guide, Richard Penderel, under a hedge
+from the pouring rain. Charles had fled from "the
+faithful city" with a few followers and had sought
+temporary asylum at White Ladies, the house of
+Charles Giffard, that gentleman being recommended
+to the king by the Earl of Derby. Giffard, however,
+advised the king not to tarry there, as his
+house was well known, and suggested that he
+should go to his retired hunting-box of Boscobel,
+where there were hiding-holes that had not been
+discovered; so to Boscobel the king went escorted
+by one Richard Penderel, a trusted retainer of
+Giffard's. Now two other retainers of the same
+family of the Penderels, William Penderel and
+Joan his wife, had charge of Boscobel, where they
+assisted, from time to time, in secreting persecuted
+Roman Catholic priests; indeed chiefly, if not
+wholly, for this purpose of giving refuge to such
+fugitives was Boscobel in reality built and planned:
+the hiding-holes there were no after-thoughts.
+Boscobel was then "an obscure habitation in a
+wilderness of woods," and was ostensibly merely a
+hunting-box. After resting there a few days the
+king became uneasy, for it had become known to
+the Parliamentarians that he had escaped into
+Shropshire, and troops of soldiers were scouring the
+country all around in search of him. So Charles
+determined to endeavour to make his way into
+Wales, but before starting forth he had himself
+disguised by having his locks cut off, his face and
+hands stained with walnut juice, and then to complete
+the disguise he donned a woodman's attire
+belonging to one of the Penderels, and he consented
+to be known as Will Jones. Thus disguised, one
+stormy night the king, with the faithful Richard<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_238" id="Page_238">[Pg 238]</a></span>
+Penderel for a guide, tramped to Madeley close to
+the Severn, trusting to find shelter there either at
+Madeley Court, the home of that staunch Royalist,
+Sir Basil Brooke, and personal friend of Giffard's,
+or at another house on the hill above, the abode
+of William Woolf, a yeoman and an honest man
+well known to Giffard, both houses having the
+conveniences of hiding-holes. The king deemed
+it prudent to go first to Woolf's house, as being a
+comparatively small one and that of a simple yeoman;
+he thought it less likely to be suspected or searched
+than Madeley Court, especially as Sir Basil Brooke
+was known to favour the Royalists, and he had
+many servants, some of whom might prove curious
+and become suspicious. A thousand pounds was
+the price for betraying the king, and death the
+penalty for harbouring him.</p>
+
+<p>So late that night the faithful Penderel went
+alone to Woolf's house, and rousing its owner
+inquired of him if he would be willing to give
+shelter for the night to a gentleman of quality.
+Mr. Woolf said he would gladly do so, but it was
+impossible, he was a suspect; his son had lately
+been arrested and put in prison; moreover his house
+had been searched, all his hiding-holes discovered,
+so they were useless, and his house might at any
+moment be searched again. Then Penderel confided
+to him that he for whom he sought shelter
+was no less a personage than the king himself.
+Hearing this Woolf exclaimed, "I would the king
+had come anywhere than here, for soldiers are all
+round about and are watching the Severn in case
+any fugitives should escape that way. Now that I
+know who it is that desires shelter I would risk
+my life to do that service, but it is not safe for the
+king to be here." Whereupon Penderel explained
+that the king was tired out and famished and knew
+not where to go. After this the two consulted as to
+what was best to be done, and it was arranged that
+the king should hide himself in one of the barns
+amongst the straw. Woolf saw to this and brought
+the king out refreshments, and there the king with
+Penderel lay hiding that night and the whole of
+the next day. Finding it would be folly to attempt
+to cross the closely guarded Severn, they walked
+back to Boscobel on the following night.<br /><br /></p>
+
+<div class="figcenter">
+ <img src="images/ill-308.jpg" width="400" height="525"
+ alt=""
+ title="" />
+ <div class="caption"><p class="pn center">MADELEY COURT, GATEHOUSE.</p>
+</div></div>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_239" id="Page_239">[Pg 239]</a></span></p>
+
+<p class="p1">But to return to Madeley Court, this fine old
+house, now going, alas! to decay, being converted
+into miners' abodes and left to their tender care,
+still retains some semblance of its former stateliness.
+It is approached by a fine gate-house flanked by two
+octagonal and roofed towers, of which I give an
+illustration; beyond the gate-house the many-gabled
+building stands, and with its big chimneys
+presents an effective and picturesque outline against
+the sky. It is the very ideal of a haunted house,
+but now that it is divided into miners' tenements I
+can hardly imagine that any self-respecting ghost
+would remain in such quarters; even ghosts may
+have their feelings. Madeley Court possesses the
+abiding charm of antiquity. An ancient time-worn
+home like this that has made its history, what a wide
+gulf separates it from a modern building that has no
+story to tell, even though the modern building be<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_240" id="Page_240">[Pg 240]</a></span>
+beautiful in itself, which it seldom is. I believe it
+was Ruskin who said he could not live in a land that
+had no old castles, and I should like to add ancient
+houses of the eventful and picturesque Elizabethan
+or Jacobean era. Castles have their lure to lovers
+of the past, though they beat the big drum too
+loudly for my fancy; give me rather a grey-gabled,
+rambling, old moated house, remote in the country
+and away from other human habitations, pregnant
+with traditions that have gathered round it; and if I
+fail to unearth those traditions, I am quite capable
+of inventing some for myself suitable to the place,
+and to my liking.</p>
+
+<p>Some years ago during my road wanderings I
+came, in Worcestershire, upon the decayed but
+delightfully picturesque moated hall of Huddington
+Court, standing, isolated and with a sadly forlorn
+look, in a desolate district, far removed from the
+beaten track. Of its history, at the time, I could
+glean nothing, but that it had some story to tell I
+felt convinced; there was a certain subtle something
+about the place, actual enough to me but indefinable,
+that suggested old-time romance. I could not get
+away from that feeling; I had it with me for days
+long after. Now in a previous book I described
+the old place and the glamour it cast over me, and
+this brought me from a reader of my book and a
+direct descendant of its former owner a long and
+most interesting letter giving a graphic account of
+certain stirring events connected with it, and I take
+the liberty of here quoting a portion of this letter
+as showing the share in history, often forgotten<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_241" id="Page_241">[Pg 241]</a></span>
+history, which many an old house inherits. This, then,
+is the story of the ancient home as given to me:&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>"Huddington Court, with its moat, its priest-holes,
+was the ancestral home of the Winters, and
+has played a notable part in many a stirring scene
+intimately connected with some of the most romantic
+and fascinating pages of English history. It was at
+Huddington Court that the famous Gunpowder Plot
+was in part hatched, Robert Winter (or Wintour,
+or again Wyntour), the then owner of the Court,
+being one of the chief conspirators with Thomas,
+his redoubtable brother. It was at that top window,
+under the great gable, shown in your excellent
+photograph, that Lady Mary Winter stood to watch
+the horseman who should bring her news as to the
+success, or failure, of the Plot. The prearranged
+signal was a raised hand (in case of success), and it
+is an easy matter to picture her look of eagerness
+and poignant inquiry as she caught a glimpse of the
+mounted messenger coming down the very road
+where in all probability you left your car whilst
+inspecting the Court. As the horseman drew near,
+what, think you, must have been her feelings when
+with bowed head he clattered onwards without a
+sign? There was no necessity for a spoken word;
+she knew only too well that the Plot had failed, and
+that the consequences must be swift and terrible.
+So in truth they were.</p>
+
+<p>"Riding like fiends before the breath of destruction
+the conspirators fled into the night, and from
+London and elsewhere converged, one and all, upon
+the Court House of Huddington. The day after the<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_242" id="Page_242">[Pg 242]</a></span>
+discovery of the Plot they were all assembled there,
+and received absolution at the hands of a priest who
+had journeyed post-haste from Coughton Court,
+another historic old home in the neighbourhood.
+Under the shadow of the Court, just across the
+moat, you will remember the little church into which
+you failed to obtain entrance; there it was that the
+conspirators met in those last solemn rites of the
+church. Then as a last desperate effort they rode
+forth to raise the countryside. They visited Hewell
+Grange, and failing to enlist the sympathy, or assistance,
+of the then Lord Windsor or his followers,
+they turned to and sacked the place, carrying away
+with them arms and ammunition from its well-stored
+armoury. By this time the forces of armed justice
+were close upon their heels, and their plight was
+desperate indeed. Fate played into the hands of
+their pursuers, and they found themselves 'hoist
+with their own petard,' for crossing the Stour (then
+in flood) the bags of gunpowder attached to their
+saddles became wet. They presently dismounted
+and carried them into an inn so that they might dry
+before the open fire. During the risky operation
+a spark flew out from the fire and blew the majority
+of the conspirators to atoms. Leaving the injured
+to their own devices, the remaining portion of the
+band clambered again into the saddle and made off
+in every direction. Thomas Winter, with several
+other desperate companions, turned to bay in a house
+near by, where a hand-to-hand fight ensued of a
+most sanguinary character. Thomas, whose sword
+must have done deadly service for a time, for he<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_243" id="Page_243">[Pg 243]</a></span>
+was a noted swordsman, only succumbed after being
+grievously wounded in the stomach by a pike, and
+was taken prisoner. Robert Winter escaped to the
+house of a friend and lay in hiding for several weeks,
+only to be eventually discovered and captured.
+Both Thomas and Robert suffered death upon the
+gallows in London for their share in the Plot, and
+John Winter, a half-brother, was executed at
+Worcester. No wonder an air of desolation and
+the mystery of an untold sorrow still seems to hang
+about the place; it would be strange if it were
+not so."</p>
+
+<p>Such is the tragedy connected with Huddington
+Court. Most old houses have some story to tell, at
+least most old houses of former importance seem to be
+haunted by the memory of some interesting episode
+in which they have had their part. Sooner or later,
+as in the case of Huddington Court, their story will
+out. The spirit of place calmly awaits discovery.
+One old house that took my fancy the first time I
+saw it I afterwards found was connected with quite
+a romantic incident that reminded me of Dorothy
+Vernon's famous exploit. Early in the eighteenth
+century it appears that the daughter of the house
+clandestinely eloped with her lover, letting herself
+down from her chamber by the aid of two sheets
+tied together, just before sunrise one morning.
+Reaching the garden below safely and unobserved
+she met the man of her choice, who was quietly
+waiting near by with two saddle-horses, one for him
+and one for her, when the pair galloped off to a
+distant church, where all was arranged for their<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_244" id="Page_244">[Pg 244]</a></span>
+wedding. This is a true story and no invented
+legend, and the very sheets are still kept by the
+family as heirlooms.</p>
+
+<p>Writing of old houses, here is an account of a
+curious discovery made in one that I transcribe
+verbatim from my morning paper of July 10, 1912:
+"Whilst repairing the fireplace and chimney at the
+Feerm Farm, near Mold, workmen have discovered
+a revolving stone, which on being moved revealed
+a secret chamber. The house was built in the early
+part of the sixteenth century and was once a manor-house.
+In the chamber was antique oak furniture,
+including a table on which lay old firearms, household
+utensils, and the remains, reduced to dust, of a
+repast. It is surmised that the room was used as a
+hiding-place by Royalist fugitives during the Civil
+War in the reign of Charles I., and that since then
+it had remained undisturbed." Still a stranger
+discovery, and a most tragic one, relating to an
+old house in England is recorded by Mrs. Hugh
+Fraser in <i>A Diplomatist's Wife in Many Lands</i>, and
+this is her account of it: "The owners of a certain
+old house, having inherited it from another branch
+of the family, decided to clear away a crowded
+shrubbery that almost covered one side." Upon
+the shrubbery being cut down, we learn, "it became
+evident that a part of the building ran out farther
+into them than any one had noticed. Measurements
+were taken and proved that a room existed to which
+there was no entrance from within; this was finally
+effected by breaking down a bricked-up window,
+and then the long-excluded daylight showed a bedroom,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_245" id="Page_245">[Pg 245]</a></span>
+of the eighteenth century, in wild confusion,
+garments thrown on the floor, and chairs overturned
+as if in a struggle. On the mouldering bed lay the
+skeleton of a woman, still tricked out in satin and
+lace, with a dagger sticking between the ribs.
+Under the bed was another skeleton, that of a man,
+who seemed from the twisted limbs and unnatural
+position to have died hard. No clue had been
+obtained to the story."</p>
+
+<p>After this who shall say that old houses have
+not their romances, recorded or unrecorded? Mrs.
+Fraser's account of a hidden chamber and of skeletons
+found therein is not the only one of the grim kind
+that has come to my notice. A book indeed would
+be needful to tell all the strange and, I believe,
+truthful tales about old houses in remote spots that
+I have gathered during many years of road wandering.
+Boscobel, like many another house of its kind,
+might never have become famed or known to the
+outer world but for the chance sojourn there of the
+hunted king.</p>
+
+<p>I have been digressing: it was the sight of that
+ghostly-looking old house of Madeley Court with
+its haunting charm of suggested romance that set
+my thoughts and my pen a-wandering thus. To
+return to Madeley Court, its walled-in pleasure
+garden is now but a pathless, grass- and weed-grown
+space&mdash;a play-ground for pigs when I was there.
+When I opened the gate to peep into it, a miner's
+wife bade me be careful not to let the pigs out.
+"Them's our pigs," she exclaimed. Lucky miners
+to live in a stately, if dilapidated, old hall and to<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_246" id="Page_246">[Pg 246]</a></span>
+keep pigs galore, and yet to go on strike, as they
+had lately done, though as the honest old miner
+I met, as already mentioned, frankly confessed,
+"we hereabouts has nothing to complain of." As a
+mere onlooker it appeared to me that these miners
+felt the need of a trade union to protect their
+interests, yet were themselves half afraid of the
+power they had set up over them. One thing
+remains in the neglected spot that once was, I
+presume, a garden trim and gay with flowers, and
+that is a large and remarkable sun-dial or planetarium.
+This consists of a great square block of stone raised
+on four stout pillars above some steps; on the four
+sides of the stone are large cup-like recesses that
+formerly contained the dials; these, I was informed,
+not only showed the time, but also the daily or
+nightly position of the moon and the planets. How
+they could do all this passes my comprehension;
+the position of the moon I might possibly grant,
+but that of the various planets that change positions
+every twenty-four hours is "a big order."</p>
+
+<p>Had only Madeley Court been a little cared for
+and in pleasanter surroundings, it would have been
+one of the most picturesque homes imaginable.
+But the country about being blest with coal beneath
+is, by the getting of it, curst with ugliness above.
+I left Madeley by a rough lane that threaded its
+way through a hilly country and past many collieries,
+but in time I escaped the spoilt scenery, where both
+the buildings and the land looked sombre and sad,
+and reached a fairer country, though for some distance
+the atmosphere was dull and grey with the drifting<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_247" id="Page_247">[Pg 247]</a></span>
+smoke from the chimneys of the mines. Then as
+the evening came on I found myself in the little
+town of Shifnal, where I discovered a decent inn, and
+that, to me, was the chief attraction of the place.</p>
+
+<p>That night I consulted my map to hunt up the
+position of Boscobel, for I was minded to see that
+historic and ancient house next day, and the study
+of my map revealed the fact that Lilleshall's ruined
+abbey and the remains of White Ladies Nunnery
+were not far off, so I determined to make a round
+of it and see them on my way, and a pleasant cross-country
+expedition, mostly over winding lanes, it
+promised to be. I had heard of Lilleshall Abbey
+but not of White Ladies Nunnery that I found
+marked plainly on my map, at a spot apparently
+remote and not far from Boscobel.</p>
+
+<p>From Shifnal I went to Sheriff Hales, a small
+village of no interest, but it was a convenient point
+to make for first on the complicated way to Lilleshall.
+Somehow, though I used my eyes and consulted my
+map, I managed to successfully miss the abbey,
+notwithstanding the fact that it stood close to the
+road I was on; but so screened by trees were the
+ruins that I passed them unawares, and soon found
+myself a little beyond them in the village of Lilleshall,
+where there is nothing notable to see unless it be a
+tall obelisk that crowns the hill above. This obelisk,
+erected to the memory of a former Duke of Sutherland,
+is a prominent landmark for miles around, and
+from the hill-top is a grand panoramic prospect
+over a goodly country, a prospect that well repays
+the easy climb.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_248" id="Page_248">[Pg 248]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>The church of Lilleshall is uninteresting; the
+only thing that attracted my attention in it was a
+monument in the chancel with the recumbent effigy
+of a stately dame on it, her head bound round with
+a fresh linen bandage. It appears that the nose of
+the figure had been broken off, and had been
+replaced and cemented on again, and that the
+bandage was there to hold the nose in position until
+the cement hardened. But in the church's gloom
+the freshly bandaged head gave the effigy a curious
+look, as though it were alive and suffering severely
+from toothache!</p>
+
+<p>At Lilleshall there still exists an ancient pond of
+considerable size, the water from which once drove
+the abbey mill, and the course of the mill-race may
+still be traced. From near this pond I found a
+footpath over the fields that led to the abbey ruins,
+and half-way to them I came to a little lonely railed-in
+well, known of old as "Our Lady's Well."</p>
+
+<p class="pp3 p1">Above the well a little nook<br />
+Once held, as rustics tell,</p>
+<p class="pp3">All garland-decked, an image of<br />
+The Lady of the Well.</p>
+
+<p class="pn p1">Nowadays it is known as "The Wishing Well,"
+and it is said that whoever drops a pin in it and
+wishes, his or her wish will be fulfilled. Having
+no pin with me I was unable to test the efficacy of
+the well; but this I can say, that I know a certain
+"Wishing Gate" in the Lake District, much
+esteemed for its virtues, where all you have to
+do is to lean against the gate and wish; now
+when I was much younger I leant against it in<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_249" id="Page_249">[Pg 249]</a></span>
+the company of one and wished, and my wish was
+realised.</p>
+
+<p>Approaching the abbey ruins by the footpath,
+they made an effective and pathetic picture lightened
+and warmed by the soft sunshine, with the green
+woods behind them, the ruins so old and wan, and
+the woods so freshly green. The chief feature of
+the abbey is its bold and beautiful late Norman
+west doorway, and from this wide portal the whole
+of the church can be seen at a glance, so that one
+can judge the extent of it, and a glorious and
+stately fane it must have been when the last abbot
+in 1538 meekly handed it over to the minions of
+Henry VIII., "with all its manors, lordships,
+messuages, gardens, meadows, feedings, pastures,
+woods, lands, and tenements." A rare and rich
+morsel for that greedy monarch.</p>
+
+<p>Lilleshall Abbey has been picturesquely ruined,
+yet I wish it had been a little less ruined, for one
+misses the graceful tracery that once adorned its
+now vacant windows; it is the tracery of their
+windows that gives such an added charm to Tintern
+and Melrose. The abbey was fortified and held
+for the king in the Civil Wars, and was bombarded
+by Cromwell's merciless cannon-balls; afterwards it
+was utilised as a ready-made stone quarry, so that
+one wonders, and is thankful, that so much of it
+remains. Past the abbey's walls runs a little
+slothful stream with scarcely a murmur, a stream
+now weed-grown and overhung by trees, and very
+pleasant it was to ramble by its cool and shady side
+with the grey ruins on one hand and the tangled<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_250" id="Page_250">[Pg 250]</a></span>
+woods on the other; the quiet wind just whispering
+as it passed by, it might be, the secrets of the past.
+I had the abbey to myself; not a soul did I see; not
+a sound did I hear but the hardly audible lisp of the
+stream, and the subdued rustle of the wind-stirred
+leaves. The spell of peace was there. I fancy the
+abbey is little visited, for, like Haughmond, it lies
+out of the track of tourist travel, and there is no
+inn or railway within miles of it as far as I can
+remember; now the tourist demands an inn and
+refreshment in near proximity to the places he
+haunts. To get beyond railways and inns, that is
+the thing for the peace-loving traveller. The motor-car
+he must suffer, but the average motorist loves
+the highway; on the Shropshire byways I met
+scarcely one.</p>
+
+<p>From the abbey I started forth to discover
+White Ladies Nunnery and Boscobel. Eventually
+I discovered both, but so out of the world are they
+that I had much difficulty in making their discovery.
+Signposts were useless, for not one directed me to
+either place. First I went to Tong, as the road to
+that village is fairly clear to follow, and it appeared
+to be on my way; moreover I had been told of a
+wonderful old church at Tong, so full of stately
+monuments that it is locally known as the "Westminster
+Abbey of Shropshire," and is sometimes
+termed the "Church of the Dead"; also it has
+gained the title of the "Minster of the Midlands."
+Quite a choice of names.</p>
+
+<p>Just before Tong I observed an Arabian Nights
+sort of a building, a freak in architecture standing
+desolate in a large neglected park. The house, with
+its Oriental domes, looked strangely un-English and
+out of place in the landscape. It might have been
+bodily conveyed from the East and boldly set down
+there. I even rubbed my eyes to be quite sure that
+I saw aright. This I found to be Tong Castle,
+though anything more unlike a castle I could not
+imagine; but I learnt that a castle once stood on
+the spot, and there was a big board put up in the
+park that told its story, for boldly painted on it was
+"Tong Castle. For Sale."<br /><br /></p>
+
+<div class="figcenter">
+ <img src="images/ill-321.jpg" width="400" height="240"
+ alt=""
+ title="" />
+ <div class="caption"><p class="pn center">LILLESHALL ABBEY.</p>
+</div></div>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_251" id="Page_251">[Pg 251]</a></span></p>
+
+<p class="p1">At Tong I pulled up at the church to find that
+the door of it was locked, so I went to hunt for the
+clerk; fortunately I found him at home close by,
+and at my service. It does not always happen so,
+for at different times I have spent many an hour
+clerk-hunting, and failed to run down my quarry.
+It is the most uncertain of sports. It seems passing
+strange to me how in a small village this minor
+official occasionally entirely disappears, and no one
+can tell you where he is, not even the publican; on
+the other hand, so contrary do things arrange themselves
+that frequently, when you stop in a village
+for any purpose, the clerk ferrets you out at once
+and almost insists on showing you the church
+whether you desire to see it or no. On a former
+tour, coming to a small country town in the Eastern
+Counties where I had been told the church contained
+a very curious and interesting old tomb, unique of
+its kind in the kingdom, I spent one whole hour
+clerk-hunting. Nobody appeared to have seen the
+clerk that morning, and nobody could tell me where<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_252" id="Page_252">[Pg 252]</a></span>
+he was. The last person of whom I made inquiries
+was an old woman standing by her house door.
+Neither did she know, but she had seen him yesterday,
+which was not very helpful. Then, perhaps
+noticing my look of disappointment, she suddenly
+exclaimed, "I be sorry you can't find the church
+clerk; but I've the key of the Methodist chapel, if
+you would like to see over that"!</p>
+
+<hr class="chap" />
+
+</div>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_253" id="Page_253">[Pg 253]</a></span></p>
+
+<div class="break">
+
+<h2 class="p4 mid">CHAPTER XIV</h2>
+
+<p class="pa3 p1">A wonderful collection of tombs&mdash;A tombstone inscription by Shakespeare&mdash;A
+leper's door&mdash;Relics&mdash;Manufacturing the antique&mdash;Curiosity
+shops&mdash;The Golden Chapel&mdash;"The Great Bell of
+Tong"&mdash;White Ladies Nunnery&mdash;The grave of Dame Joan&mdash;Boscobel
+and its story&mdash;A tradition about the "Royal Oak."</p>
+
+<p class="pn p2">Externally Tong church strikes the rare and
+happy note of individuality; however beautiful our
+country churches may be, those in the same county
+of the same period are but too apt to repeat familiar
+forms; there is no freshness about them to attract.
+Now Tong church is an original conception, original
+without being strange, and it possesses the excellent
+and pleasing merit of good proportion. Its central
+tower is octagonal, rising from a square base, with the
+four corners of its base tapering off to the octagonal
+above; the tower is crowned by a graceful steeple
+with spire lights, which spire lights "are perhaps
+nearly unique." The roof of the church has manifestly
+been purposely kept low, the better to reveal
+its embattled parapets and pinnacles. Thought is
+apparent everywhere in its design. It is a cathedral
+in miniature, and a beautiful miniature too. At the
+west end of the building stand the crumbling arches
+of its former college, and in the churchyard is a
+cross that marks the plot of ground set apart for the<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_254" id="Page_254">[Pg 254]</a></span>
+burial of unbaptized children, to me a fresh feature
+of a churchyard.</p>
+
+<p>The interior of the church, with its many truly
+magnificent altar-tombs, proved vastly more noteworthy
+and interesting than I expected; the clerk,
+too, was both interesting and well-informed, and
+evidently took a pride in the building. He did not
+go round conveying information in a parrot-like and
+irritating fashion as some clerks do, as though repeating
+guidebook-gathered information learnt by
+heart, and glad to get it done. The tombs are all
+exceedingly beautiful and well-preserved; they have
+happily survived the Puritan's rage and the church-wardens'
+era undamaged. The effigies on them of
+the noble lords and brave knights of old provide an
+object-lesson as to the wearing and to the details
+of ancient armour; those of their ladies reveal the
+elaborate dresses worn in days of yore, and the
+changing fashions of head-gear, all so faithfully rendered
+one could almost reconstruct the armour and
+renew the dresses from the sculptured stone. The
+oldest tomb (for they were all pointed out to me in
+due chronological order) is that of Sir Fulke de
+Pembruge (who is represented in chain armour of
+the period of the Crusades), with Dame Elizabeth
+his wife by his side; though the clerk said "some
+antiquaries who have examined the tomb have
+thrown a doubt as to whether the effigy of the lady
+is really that of the knight's wife, from the fact that
+the base of the tomb below her effigy has undergone
+alteration and is not quite in keeping with the other
+part. It has even been suggested that possibly<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_255" id="Page_255">[Pg 255]</a></span>
+the effigy may have been removed from elsewhere
+and placed there for convenience, in careless past
+days." In truth, to do such a monstrous thing would
+have needed very careless days indeed. Still, in
+times past stranger things were done in the name
+and under the cloak of church restoration. I learnt
+that Sir Fulke predeceased his wife some years, and
+I formed a theory, satisfactory at any rate to myself,
+that quite possibly this Sir Fulke de Pembruge had
+first been buried beneath a single altar-tomb, and
+that some years later his wife might have been laid
+by his side, and this would account for the slight
+difference in the details of this under portion of the
+tomb, which has manifestly been added at a little
+later period. Quite a plausible explanation it seems
+to me; then wherefore seek for a more improbable
+one?</p>
+
+<p>There were several other stately tombs to various
+members of the Vernon family, who owned not only
+the Castle of Tong, but also Haddon Hall in Derbyshire,
+hallowed now by the story of Dorothy Vernon.
+Each mail-clad image of the noble house,</p>
+
+<p class="pp2 p1">
+With sword and crested head,<br />
+Sleeps proudly in the purple gloom<br />
+By the stained window shed.</p>
+
+<p class="pn p1">Sir Henry Vernon, who died in 1515, the founder
+of the Golden Chapel and the donor of the Great
+Bell of Tong, has a very elaborate tomb adjoining
+the chapel; both his effigy and that of his wife are
+coloured. But the most magnificent monument of
+all is that of Sir Thomas Stanley, who, by the long
+inscription on it, we learn, "married Margaret Vernon<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_256" id="Page_256">[Pg 256]</a></span>
+one of the daughters and cohairs of Sir George
+Vernon of Haddon in the Covntie of Derbie, knighte."
+His wife's effigy lies beside his. This tomb is of
+considerable interest because a verse attached to it,
+the clerk informed me, is said to have been written
+by Shakespeare. Sir William Dugdale, the antiquary
+(born 1605, deceased 1686)&mdash;I note how long lived
+antiquaries often are&mdash;declares positively that it was
+written by Shakespeare and by no one else. Now
+Sir William Dugdale is no mean authority. This is
+the verse:</p>
+
+<p class="pp1 p1">Not monumentall stone preserves our fame,<br />
+Nor sky aspyring piramids our name.<br />
+The memory of him for whom this stands<br />
+Shall outlive marble and defacers' hands.<br />
+When all to Tyme's consumption shall be geaven,<br />
+Stanley, for whom this stands, shall stand in Heaven.</p>
+
+<p class="pn p1">In spite of Sir William Dugdale's assertion, most
+people are of opinion that this verse is not of sufficient
+merit to warrant Shakespeare's authorship; still,
+to me at least, it appears equal to the well-known
+and much-quoted epitaph that the poet composed
+for himself, which is inscribed over his grave in
+Stratford-on-Avon church. Truly there is the difficulty
+of dates to be considered. Now when Sir
+Thomas Stanley died Shakespeare was but twelve
+years old; however, as frequently was the case,
+the monument might not have been erected until
+some few years after Sir Thomas Stanley's death,
+and again the verse may not have been written then.
+It may be that the verse, which is apart from the
+inscription, was an after-thought, placed there at a
+little later time. Therefore, as far as dates are concerned,
+there is nothing impossible in Shakespeare
+having composed the verse when a young man.
+Here is a promising matter for antiquaries to dispute
+about!<br /><br /></p>
+
+<div class="figcenter">
+ <img src="images/ill-330a.jpg" width="400" height="413"
+ alt=""
+ title="" />
+ <div class="caption"><p class="pn center">FIGURE OF SIR ARTHUR VERNON, TONG CHURCH.</p>
+</div></div>
+
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+
+<div class="figcenter">
+ <img src="images/ill-330b.jpg" width="400" height="302"
+ alt=""
+ title="" />
+ <div class="caption"><p class="pn center">BOSCOBEL.</p>
+</div></div>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_257" id="Page_257">[Pg 257]</a></span></p>
+
+<p class="p1">Next the clerk called my attention to the fine old
+fifteenth-century stained glass of the west window,
+found some years back under the floor of the church,
+presumably placed there for safety from the Puritan
+fanatics. Also he pointed out the boldly carved
+royal coat-of-arms set up against the north wall of
+the church "to celebrate the capture of Napoleon
+Bounaparte." Then he showed me the old Collegiate
+Choir stalls, on one of the panels of which
+is a very curious and cunningly conceived carving
+representing the Annunciation; at the base of the
+panel is shown a vase with lilies growing from it,
+and these are so contrived to subtly suggest the
+Crucifixion where the flowers expand. A quaint and
+poetic conception cleverly carried out. "A carving
+quite unique," the clerk told me; certainly I had
+seen nothing like it before. I wonder how the
+medieval carver got his inspiration?</p>
+
+<p>Next we inspected the Golden, or the Vernon
+Chapel, built in 1510, a copy on a smaller scale
+of the Henry VII. Chapel in Westminster Abbey.
+The fan-vaulted roofing of this is very fine, and
+both the roof and walls still plainly show traces of
+gilt and colouring. In a niche in the west wall and
+under a richly carved canopy is the figure of Sir
+Arthur Vernon represented as preaching, this Sir
+Arthur Vernon being "a priest of the College."<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_258" id="Page_258">[Pg 258]</a></span>
+During the restoration of the church his brass was
+discovered beneath the floor of the chapel, though
+why it should have been floored over I cannot
+imagine; now it has been recovered and exposed for
+all men to read who know the Latin tongue. The
+original altar stone (of rough sandstone with five
+crosses on it) has also been recovered from the
+floor, and has been returned to its former rightful
+position, suitably elevated, at the east end of the
+chapel, and above it is a faded fresco of the Crucifixion.
+On the south wall is also a quaint brass to
+Ralph Elcock&mdash;Cellarer of the College.</p>
+
+<p>Next we went to the vestry, and I noticed that
+the door entering to it had three large round holes
+in the top. According to the clerk this door was
+originally an outer one and known as the lepers'
+door, the holes being for the use of lepers to observe
+the service from the churchyard. I have come upon
+lepers' or low-side windows galore, but never upon
+a so-called lepers' door before. As, for reasons
+already given, I do not believe in lepers' windows,
+it naturally follows I could not agree with the clerk
+that this was ever a lepers' door. More probably,
+I thought that the holes were merely made in the
+door to afford an outlook from the vestry into the
+church, but that explanation was too simple to
+satisfy the clerk, it robbed the door of its romance.
+In the vestry is preserved a library of rare old
+tomes, also a richly embroidered ecclesiastical vestment
+said to have been worked by the nuns of
+White Ladies. Amongst the treasures of the
+church is a tall and richly chased silver-gilt and<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_259" id="Page_259">[Pg 259]</a></span>
+crystal cup, given by Lady Eleanor Harries in 1625,
+but the cup itself is of very much older date and is
+probably of foreign craftsmanship. What was the
+original purpose of this I cannot say; possibly it was
+a monstrance&mdash;it could hardly have been intended
+for a Communion cup.</p>
+
+<p>Since I was at Tong I have heard that an
+American collector had offered a large sum for
+this cup, £800 I think I was told. I am glad to
+say that the church authorities forbade its sale.
+"England," as Nathaniel Hawthorne once said, "is
+one vast museum," but even the vastest museum,
+if continually deprived of its treasures, must become
+depleted in time. As I travel on I am continually
+hearing of art treasures, of ancient furniture, of fine
+oak panelling, ruthlessly removed from old houses,
+of old family pictures and portraits, old pewter, old
+fireplaces, old everything, having been purchased by
+Americans, millionaire or otherwise, and conveyed
+across the Atlantic; how far true I cannot say, but
+I have also heard that there are sundry manufactories
+abroad and at home of sham antiques, of
+old masters, old pottery, "Toby Jugs" in particular,
+and furniture, kept busily employed for the benefit
+chiefly of Americans. Of late I was informed that
+Shakespearian relics are booming, and those of
+Charles I. run a close second, and the trade is a
+profitable one, for the prices of these "rare" articles
+are high, or they would not be considered genuine.
+Perhaps this explains where all the old furniture
+comes from, and the store of ancient things one
+finds, now that motorists scour the land, displayed<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_260" id="Page_260">[Pg 260]</a></span>
+conveniently to catch the eye of the passer-by in
+countless village curiosity shops; also the growth of
+these shops, and why their stores never grow less.
+A short time ago it came to my knowledge that
+a lady consulted an authority on old china as to the
+genuineness of a dessert service she had purchased
+on the understanding that it had "been in one
+family for over two centuries," whereupon the lady
+made the unwelcome discovery that the factory in
+which it was produced only opened in 1850!</p>
+
+<p>Old worm-eaten oak from old houses pulled
+down and from old churches being restored is utilised
+in making careful copies of ancient Elizabethan and
+Jacobean furniture, so the wood of these is old
+enough and genuinely worm-eaten. I recently
+visited a village, through which motorists frequently
+pass, where there is a large curiosity shop literally
+crammed with "genuine" ancient furniture mostly
+made yesterday, but the copies I saw were so good
+and had such a look of ancientness as to deceive
+many an innocent purchaser. Two "monks' tables"
+were on sale there, suits and bits of rusty and
+knightly armour, made I fancy, in spite of the easily
+obtained rust, not more than a dozen years or so
+ago in Germany, where they do the thing very well,
+old sun-dials, old dressers, Elizabethan chairs, early
+water-clocks and bracket clocks of the Cromwell
+era, and I know not what else; all most cleverly reproduced
+even to the signs of wear&mdash;done by a wire
+brush, I believe&mdash;and the cutting of initials and dates
+of centuries past on tables and chairs. A gentleman
+who had been to Japan told me that he discovered<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_261" id="Page_261">[Pg 261]</a></span>
+a craftsman there who was most clever in reproducing
+old brass Cromwell clocks, works and all, even
+to the English makers' names and ancient dates
+upon them; these were sent over to England, and
+he showed me one that he had purchased, and so
+skilfully was the original imitated, even to the presumed
+wear of the works, that I was astounded at
+the cleverness of the fraud.</p>
+
+<p>But to return to the vestry of Tong church, said
+the clerk to me, "Have you heard of the Great
+Bell of Tong?" I had not till he mentioned it. I
+waited for him to tell its story that I knew was
+coming. I have forgotten how much he declared it
+weighed, but I believe it was considerably over two
+tons. "It takes three men to start it," he went on,
+"but when once started one man can keep it going.
+It was presented to the church in 1518 by Sir
+Henry Vernon. It is only rung on Christmas Day,
+Easter Day, Whit-Sunday, and St. Bartholomew's
+Day, on the birth of a child to the Sovereign and
+an heir to the Prince of Wales, or when the head of
+the Vernon family visits Tong."</p>
+
+<p>Dickens confessed that it was to Tong church
+that he brought Little Nell with the schoolmaster
+in the <i>Old Curiosity Shop</i>, and this is how he
+describes it: "It was a very aged, ghostly place;
+the church had been built many hundred years ago,
+and once had a convent or a monastery attached,"
+referring doubtless to the decayed College, "for
+arches in ruins, remains of oriel windows, and fragments
+of blackened walls, were yet standing; while
+other portions of the old buildings, which had<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_262" id="Page_262">[Pg 262]</a></span>
+crumbled away and fallen down, were mingled with
+the churchyard earth and overgrown with grass, as
+though they too claimed a burial-place, and sought
+to mix their ashes with the dust of men."</p>
+
+<p>Leaving Tong I got amongst narrow winding
+lanes in my search after White Ladies, and a rare
+difficulty I had in discovering that remote spot.
+"It's not a good country for strangers to find their
+way about in," exclaimed one old body of whom I
+asked direction, and I quite agreed with her, it was
+not. I kept on asking for White Ladies of any one
+I saw, but the lanes were very deserted and I met
+few people on them, and their answers to my queries
+were none too clear. Indeed they reminded me in
+indirectness of a reply that a Shropshire gentleman
+assured me he once received from a villager. He
+was asking the villager how long her father had been
+dead, and she said quite calmly, "If he had lived
+till to-morrow he would have been dead a week."
+Country folk, for some inexplicable reason, never
+seem capable of giving a plain answer to the simplest
+question. They appear to love to go round it, perhaps
+because they like to talk. After all I really think
+I should have missed White Ladies, for it is hidden
+from the road and only reached by an ill-defined
+footpath through a wood and then over a field, had
+I not been bold enough to call at a farmhouse where
+I received clear instructions how to find the ruins.
+Fortunately they were not very far off, "only
+about a mile farther on," so I could not well go
+astray, for I had only to follow the lane till I
+came to "a little wicket at the corner of the wood."<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_263" id="Page_263">[Pg 263]</a></span>
+I was glad of it, for I felt weary of wandering without
+arriving anywhere.</p>
+
+<p>What is left of White Ladies Nunnery consists
+almost wholly of its despoiled Norman church, if
+church be not too dignified a term for so small a
+building, roofed now only by the sky and paved with
+rough and tangled grasses, the foot of its walls being
+fringed with flourishing weeds. There are few
+architectural features of note about the building
+except its ornamented north doorway and its rounded
+Norman windows, the carving of this doorway being
+little the worse for the weathering of centuries. The
+ruins stand silent and solitary in a large meadow,
+and around the meadow stretch deep woods for far
+away, and beyond the woods are distant hills, that
+day faintly outlined in palest blue against the sky;
+these woods are the relics of the once famous forest
+of Brewood. It is a lonely spot to-day, and must
+always have been a lonely one; its only approach is
+by a lane, and then over the quiet fields. There
+solitude dwells. Close to the ruins once stood the
+old half-timber hall of the Giffards (an old print I
+have seen represents this as it was in 1660&mdash;a low,
+rambling, and most picturesque building surrounded
+by walls, and with a quaint gabled gate-house in
+front), of which now not a vestige remains. Thither
+came Charles II., fleeing in hot haste from the fatal
+battle of Worcester&mdash;fatal to the Royal cause at least,
+for Cromwell called it his "crowning mercy." It is
+always so, to the victor the battle is a triumph, the
+God of Hosts is with him. Is it not recorded that
+Cromwell once exclaimed to his troopers whilst<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_264" id="Page_264">[Pg 264]</a></span>
+crossing a river, "Trust in God," followed quickly
+by "but keep your powder dry"?</p>
+
+<p>Within the ruined walls of the convent church
+are many ancient tombstones, for it was long a
+burial-place of Roman Catholic families. The oldest
+of these doubtless dates from pre-Reformation days,
+possibly being those of some important ecclesiastic,
+for it is adorned with foliated crosses beautifully
+carved, though without inscription as far as I could
+discover. But, to me, the most interesting tombstone
+of all bore no ornamentation but was briefly
+inscribed:</p>
+
+<p class="pp7 p1">
+Here lieth the bodie of a<br />
+Friend the King did call<br />
+Dame Joane but now shee<br />
+Is deceased and gone.<br />
+Interred Anno Do. 1669.</p>
+
+<p class="pn p1">There Dame Penderel lies.</p>
+
+<p>Boscobel was not far away; I simply followed the
+lane trustingly, and soon I beheld the great chimney
+and roof-trees of that ancient and historic house
+peeping through the trees. I came upon it suddenly
+and unawares. I was prepared to be disappointed
+with Boscobel; I always am prepared to be disappointed
+with historic places, for one gets so worked
+up with enthusiastic descriptions of them that but
+too often the reality leaves one cold and disenchanted,
+for who can romance to order? Where historic
+events have happened, I demand, perhaps unreasonably,
+a fitting background. The romantic incident
+of the stay and concealment of Charles II. at Boscobel
+calls for a picturesque setting, and there I
+found it. Boscobel is still, as of old, remote amongst<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_265" id="Page_265">[Pg 265]</a></span>
+the woods, and suits the story to perfection. Though
+externally the house has lost somewhat of the patina
+of age by renovation, yet it impressed me. Had I
+come upon it unknowingly the very aspect of it with
+its old-fashioned garden and quaint summer-house
+would have caused me to stop, for it had that indefinable
+thing&mdash;a look of romance. Never yet have I
+come upon a house with that special look that has
+not earned it. A man writes his character on his
+face; so does an old house.</p>
+
+<p>I did not know whether this storied home would
+be shown to strangers, but there I found a soft-spoken
+dame of dignified manner, who not only showed me
+over it, but told me its tale again so well and so
+freshly that in its old-world and pleasant panelled
+chambers the present seemed almost a dream and
+the past a reality. So strong was the influence of
+the place upon me that I almost expected to see the
+faithful Dame Joan appear approaching along one
+of the dusky passages, or even the hunted king himself.
+If ever a house were haunted by past presences,
+that house is Boscobel. I even thought it remotely
+possible that the grey-haired dame who showed me
+the place might be a descendant of the Penderels.
+I confess I had a longing to ask her if she were not
+of the good old stock, and should have done this
+but from fear of being disillusioned; but whether
+she were or no, for the sentiment of the thing, so I
+pleased to fancy her. Indeed I thought I traced a
+resemblance in her features to those of faithful Dame
+Joan Penderel, whose painted portrait I saw hanging
+on the wall of the ancient oratory, possibly because<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_266" id="Page_266">[Pg 266]</a></span>
+I looked for it, and you often see what you look for.
+There can be no mistake about this portrait, for on
+it the artist has inscribed, as was the custom of the
+time, both her name and a date, thus: "Dame
+Penderel&mdash;Anno Dom. 1662," though her age at
+the time he has not recorded as was usual. Full of
+quiet character and motherly kindness is the face, a
+pleasure to look upon. Great is the contrast of this
+portrait with those of Charles II. and Cromwell
+(apparently excellent likenesses) hanging in the
+dining-room, for the king's features reveal a weak
+and pleasure-loving nature, whilst those of Cromwell
+are determined and austere.</p>
+
+<p>It was a happy time I spent at Boscobel, and I
+was fortunate to see it alone. I learnt from my
+guide that the house was built in 1540, so that it
+was over a century old when the king sought refuge
+there, and I further learnt that the name Boscobel
+originated from a suggestion made to John Giffard,
+its builder, by his friend Sir Basil Brooke, of
+Madeley Court, who had recently returned from
+Italy; and his suggestion was that the house, being
+seated in the heart of a forest, should be called
+Boscobel, from the Italian words <i>bosco bello</i>, meaning
+fair woods; so it was named. Passing through the
+hall I was shown first the fine oak-panelled dining-room,
+where is still preserved the very table that
+was used by the king. Much as it was then is the
+room to-day. On its walls hangs a copy of the
+Proclamation issued by the Parliament at the very
+time Charles II. was hiding there, offering a reward
+of £1000 for the discovery of the king, also declaring<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_267" id="Page_267">[Pg 267]</a></span>
+that it was death without mercy for concealing
+him. It speaks well for the Penderel brothers, all
+poor men "of honest parentage but of mean degree"
+to whom a thousand pounds would have been a
+fortune, that even when closely questioned by the
+troopers when searching the house and woods around,
+each one in turn pleaded ignorance of the king's
+whereabouts, rejecting the proffered reward and
+risking death rather than betray their sovereign.</p>
+
+<p>Opening out of one of the panelled sleeping
+chambers in the upper part of the house is a small
+closet; a cunningly concealed trap-door in the floor
+of this gives access to a small hiding-hole, and from
+this hiding-hole is a secret stairway (or rather was,
+for it is closed up now) contrived in part of the big
+chimney-stack; this stairway led down to a concealed
+door at the foot of the chimney and so out into the
+garden, forming a way of escape from the hiding-hole
+should it be discovered. It was down this
+stairway that Charles II. made his escape into the
+woods when one of the brothers Penderel (four of
+whom were keeping constant and tireless watch on
+the roads around) gave the alarm that soldiers were
+approaching, and it was deemed safer for the king
+to hide in the woods than to remain in the house.
+So selecting a thick-leaved oak, some distance off,
+with a tall straight trunk that no one could imagine
+that a man could climb, Charles II. mounted into
+its upper branches by means of a ladder carried
+there by the faithful Richard Penderel, who hurriedly
+carried it back to an outhouse before the soldiers
+arrived. In connection with the familiar story of<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_268" id="Page_268">[Pg 268]</a></span>
+the king's hiding in this oak my guide related to
+me an incident that I had not heard before. It
+appears that the king took with him into the tree
+two pigeons in a bag, as had been arranged he
+should, and that when the soldiers rode past below,
+he released these pigeons as though the soldiers had
+disturbed them, this to show that no one could be
+concealed there. The story of the pigeons is told
+in a quaint carving on the top of an old oak box
+that is kept in one of the rooms of the house, and
+is so far confirmed. The carving gives a bold
+representation of the Royal Oak in full leaf with the
+two pigeons flying from it, and the soldiers in search
+below.</p>
+
+<p>Whilst the soldiers were searching the woods
+Dame Joan went out ostensibly to gather sticks for
+the fire; she engaged the soldiers in conversation,
+and so diverted their attention from the neighbourhood
+of the special oak where the king was. You
+may always trust a woman whose heart is in her
+task to fool any man.</p>
+
+<p>Alone in a field not far from the house and
+surrounded by an iron railing stands a flourishing
+and fair-sized old oak, known as the Royal Oak.
+Though this is doubtless on, or close to, the spot
+where the historic tree grew, it can hardly be the
+one in which the king hid; some authorities, however,
+blinking hard facts, boldly avow their belief in it.
+Now for these hard facts, though romance suffers
+thereby, and you may not hint such things at Boscobel,
+Dr. Stukeley, the antiquary, writing in 1713,
+declares that then the old tree was "almost all cut<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_269" id="Page_269">[Pg 269]</a></span>
+away by travellers whose curiosity leads them to see
+it," and John Evelyn in his day writes that when he
+saw it "relic-hunters had reduced the original tree
+to a mere stump." Moreover, the king in his own
+account of his hiding said that he got into a tree
+that had been polled and was very bushy at the top.
+Now the present oak has never been polled, which
+is surely sufficient proof that it is not the original
+one. If I may judge from the various chests and
+other articles I have seen, and which are said to
+be made out of the wood of the original Royal Oak,
+it must have been the largest tree that ever grew;
+but the wise traveller does not take all such relics
+seriously. An ancient writer indeed declares that
+at one time in European churches there were shown
+to pious pilgrims portions of the true Cross which
+if collected together would be sufficient to load a
+big ship. Even the clerk of Tong told me that he
+owned a large oak chest made out of wood from the
+Royal Oak, and he is but one of many who own
+chests that have this reputation, to say nothing of
+chairs, tables, stools, and countless snuff-boxes, all
+made, and carved, from the wood of that wonderful
+tree&mdash;the tree</p>
+
+<p class="pp3 p1">Wherein the younger Charles abode<br />
+Till all the paths were dim,</p>
+<p class="pp3">And far below the Roundhead rode,<br />
+And humm'd a surly hymn.</p>
+
+<p class="p1">Upstairs in the house, beneath what was formerly
+a cheese attic, is another hiding-place, a dark small
+hole at the top of the stair and entered by a trap-door
+in the floor, and here it was that Charles II.<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_270" id="Page_270">[Pg 270]</a></span>
+spent one uncomfortable night, cheeses being rolled
+over the trap-door for the better concealment of it.
+So my guide told me. Now the puzzling thing
+about this is, why, especially at night when the house
+was carefully locked and guarded, should it have
+been thought needful for the king to secrete himself
+in this cramped place? Surely he might have slept
+comfortably in bed, for there ought to have been
+ample time, when the soldiers knocked at the door
+and the alarm was given, and whilst the door was
+being slowly opened, for the king to have secreted
+himself; as it was he spent a most uncomfortable
+night to no purpose. Now when Charles II. was
+afterwards sheltered in Moseley Hall and was resting
+on a couch in a chamber (it chanced to be one
+afternoon), some soldiers made a surprise visit there,
+but on the servants rushing upstairs crying "The
+soldiers are coming," the king found ample time to
+reach his hiding-place, where he lay concealed in
+safety till the soldiers departed baffled. It speaks
+much for the cleverness of the contrivers of the
+hiding-holes both at Boscobel and Moseley that none
+of these holes, though carefully searched for, were
+ever discovered. Still it must have been a very
+unpleasant experience for the king, hidden away in
+a dark and dismal hole all the while the soldiers
+were busily searching the house, not knowing but
+that he might at any moment be discovered. Indeed,
+when his host had seen the soldiers safely away and
+came to release the king, the king exclaimed to him
+"he thought the time very long"&mdash;and little wonder;
+so might any one in so unfortunate a position. It is<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_271" id="Page_271">[Pg 271]</a></span>
+said that Charles II. was the last person to be
+secreted in the hiding-holes at Boscobel. Possibly
+Boscobel was not so diligently searched as other
+houses were, owing to its being solely in the care
+of servants at the time, so less suspicion fell on it.</p>
+
+<p>Boscobel in its woods calls to my mind a saying
+of that quaint old worthy Thomas Fuller: "It is
+pleasant as well as profitable to see a house cased
+with trees. The worst is, where a place is bald of
+wood no art can make it a periwig."</p>
+
+<hr class="chap" />
+
+</div>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_272" id="Page_272">[Pg 272]</a></span></p>
+
+<div class="break">
+
+<h2 class="p4 mid">CHAPTER XV</h2>
+
+<p class="pa3 p1">A town with two names&mdash;An amusing mistake&mdash;Abbot's Bromley
+and its quaint horn dance&mdash;Dr. Johnson doing penance at
+Uttoxeter&mdash;Burton-on-Trent&mdash;The "Hundreds All" milestone&mdash;Indoor
+wind-dials&mdash;Stone-milled flour&mdash;The old Globe Room
+at Banbury&mdash;Dick Turpin's pistol&mdash;A strange find.</p>
+
+
+<p class="pn p2">Leaving Boscobel by a winding lane I presently got
+on to the ancient Roman Watling Street at a
+forsaken-looking portion of it, though I fancy the
+whole of the street for most of the way is, more or
+less, deserted. I had never been on Watling Street
+before; it looks so uncompromisingly straight and
+so uninviting on the map that I never felt any
+desire to explore it, but now I had come to it by
+accident I thought it a very pleasant road, this
+portion at least, with its wide grassy margins, and
+there before us it stretched far away through a well-wooded
+and lonely country&mdash;a genuine bit of Old
+England, mellow and grateful to the eye. I
+forgave the road for its straightness on account of
+the long and goodly green vista it afforded me,
+reaching even to the far-away blue&mdash;and it was
+delightfully free from traffic. Now I am a selfish
+traveller, I do not care for much company on the
+way. Here I had the advantages of a good road
+with the loneliness of a lane.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_273" id="Page_273">[Pg 273]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>So along the old Roman street we went, passing
+but few human habitations, here a solitary inn,
+there a grey old farmstead, and every now and then
+a cottage, but that was all; it was pleasant driving,
+for there were no children, nor dogs, nor fowls for
+miles to trouble us, and all being safe we indulged
+in a burst of speed purely as a stimulant. Once
+on it I intended to follow the ancient street all the
+way to Daventry, but somehow I got wrong at a
+point where it takes one of its few bends, and
+unexpectedly found myself at Lichfield. Through
+Lichfield I drove without a stop, for I was not
+travelling to revisit familiar places, and Lichfield
+and its cathedral I knew long ago. The route I
+took through the city I took at a venture, but when
+I got into the country again I discovered by a signpost
+that I was journeying to King's Bromley&mdash;well,
+I would go to King's Bromley, it mattered little
+where I went, life is too short to trouble over trifles;
+I was out to see the country, one way was as good
+as another, provided it took me through pleasant
+scenery, and on this score I could make no complaint.</p>
+
+<p>About three miles from Lichfield, at a point
+where London was a good hundred and twenty
+miles away, I was amused by a solitary and leaning
+signpost with simply "To London" on it, and its
+arm pointed down a mere lane that one would
+imagine led to nowhere in particular. I remember
+some years back coming to another such solitary
+signpost in Hertfordshire with just "York" inscribed
+on its extended arm, but that was on the Great
+North Road and there was some excuse for it,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_274" id="Page_274">[Pg 274]</a></span>
+though York was very far off. There is such a
+thing as character in even signposts, and I rather
+sympathise with signposts that deal with big
+distances, they impress me with their pride of
+importance.</p>
+
+<p>The next signpost we came to had "To Abbot's
+Bromley" on it; I felt uncertain whether this were
+a different place, but a man who was passing assured
+me that King's Bromley and Abbot's Bromley were
+one and the same. "It's a small town," said he,
+"with two names. You can call it which you
+please." I thanked him for the information. I
+wondered who he was walking leisurely on the
+country road clad in a shooting suit. He might
+have been a squire&mdash;or a gamekeeper. I thought I
+would find out, so I made further innocent inquiries
+about Abbot's Bromley. "It's a small town," said
+he; "you won't do much business there." I discovered
+he thought me a travelling commercial&mdash;of
+a glorified type, I hope. I did not mind for myself,
+but I felt the slight on my car; fortunately a car has
+no feelings, but my dog growled&mdash;manifestly he had.
+"In what line do you travel?" queried he quite
+politely, possibly with the idea of being helpful.
+Here was a poser. Could I tell a lie? Manifestly
+not, so I said I was out sampling scenery. "Well,
+I never heard of such a thing," exclaimed he, and
+before he had time to think the matter over I went
+my way. I hope when he realised his mistake, as I
+presume he did, he would not think I was offended,
+I was simply amused. I only wish I could have
+kept up the character, but I was hard put to do it<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_275" id="Page_275">[Pg 275]</a></span>
+on the sudden emergency. I wonder who he could
+have been? I am sorry now I drove on so hastily,
+but the situation was getting strained. It is the
+people you meet by the way as well as places that
+are interesting; at least I was glad to find that
+every motorist is not considered a millionaire.
+When I come to think of it, it was an idiotic thing
+to say that I was sampling scenery; still, was I not?
+The strange fact is that when occasionally I have,
+at country town inns, been thrown in the company
+of commercials, and have tried my best to play the
+part of one of them, I have ignominiously failed. I
+might invent a new proverb, "If you want to do a
+thing don't try to do it"; in your anxiety you are
+almost sure to overact your part. To make amends
+for being considered a commercial, the landlord of a
+certain country inn once took me for a real live lord
+travelling under an assumed name, and the more I
+tried to convince him of his error the more sure was
+he that he had made no mistake, he had seen my
+photograph as Lord Somebody in some paper; he
+was honoured to receive me, lords would have their
+whims; why should they not travel under assumed
+names if it pleased them? He would "my lord" me&mdash;and
+charged for it heavily in the bill.</p>
+
+<p>Abbot's Bromley, or King's Bromley, gave us
+quite a cheerful greeting. I saw one or two flags
+flying in the town; the village maids (it seemed but
+a village to me) were dressed in their best; some
+were carrying flowers and looked quite charming
+in a rustic way, and there were young men in
+attendance too, dressed in their black Sunday best<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_276" id="Page_276">[Pg 276]</a></span>
+that did not suit them a bit. So I would know
+what was happening. I ventured a joke on one of
+the prettiest maids. "I see you were expecting
+me," I said. It fell flat. "No, we weren't," she
+replied, "it's a bazaar," and without a further word
+she walked away. But another maid, who had
+overheard the conversation, graciously came up to
+me and explained: "We're having an open-air
+bazaar; will you come to it? We're going to
+have the horn dance." Then I became interested.
+What was the horn dance? I wondered; I did not
+remember having heard of such a thing before. I
+begged for information, saying I was a stranger that
+chance had brought that way. I hardly need have
+done this, for in country places everybody seems to
+know everybody and their business, so the good
+people doubtless knew I was a stranger, and most
+of them appeared to think I had been attracted from
+afar by the news of the bazaar with its special
+attraction of the horn dance. It was an eventful day
+for Abbot's Bromley, where eventful days I should
+imagine are a rarity. Then I learnt that Abbot's
+Bromley is one of the few places where the old
+hobby-dances are still kept up and take place
+yearly, but this was a special performance in aid
+of the bazaar. The horn dance, I understood, is
+carried out by ten or a dozen performers all gaily
+attired, and the characters are a Maid Marian, a
+fool, a man with a hobby-horse, and a man with a
+bow and arrow; then there are six dancers each of
+whom carries a pair of reindeer horns of large size.
+These reindeer horns are kept in the church tower,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_277" id="Page_277">[Pg 277]</a></span>
+and are mounted on wooden skulls provided with
+handles. According to tradition these horns are
+those of reindeers that in times long past once
+roamed over the forests surrounding Abbot's
+Bromley.</p>
+
+<p>In my copy of <i>Paterson's Roads</i> (that gives a
+short account of the various towns on the way),
+under Abbot's Bromley I find the following reference
+to this dance, from which it appears that it
+was then in abeyance: "The curious custom called
+the hobby-horse dance formerly prevailed here;
+it was generally celebrated at Christmas, on New
+Year's Day, and Twelfth Day, when a person
+carrying beneath his legs the semblance of a horse,
+made of thin boards, danced through the principal
+street, having a bow and arrow in his hands ...
+five or six other persons also dancing carrying six
+reindeers' heads on their shoulders."</p>
+
+<p>Abbot's Bromley struck me as a very pleasant
+and picturesque little place; it has no railway, and
+that is perhaps why it has such an old-fashioned
+look. I have always a liking for these little towns
+beyond railways. Most of its houses, built long
+years ago, are of black and white half-timber; and
+the ancient inn there is of half-timber too, that with
+its grey gables, its casement windows, its swinging
+sign, is suggestive of the coaching and Pickwickian
+days and all the lost romance of them. It took my
+fancy. It ought to have some story to tell of those
+"good old times," but I failed to find or to conjure
+one; for though the house remains much as it was,
+the actors are dead and gone&mdash;host, coach-farer, and<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_278" id="Page_278">[Pg 278]</a></span>
+highwayman. It is the sort of inn you read of
+in Harrison Ainsworth's novels, though I doubt if
+any one reads them to-day. How rich in incident
+and picturesque description they are! I know I
+took my fill of them when I was a boy; now,
+alas! they have lost much of their flavour; yet they
+have changed not, the change must be in me. To
+complete the old-world picture of the place, Abbot's
+Bromley boasts of an ancient roofed-in Market
+Cross, with thick oak supporting-posts around.
+Only compare the sought-for picturesqueness of a
+model garden city with the natural unsought-for
+picturesqueness of such old towns as Abbot's
+Bromley, and oh, the difference! I left the little,
+forgotten town basking, but not sleeping, in the
+sunshine, for it was much alive and making merry
+that day.</p>
+
+<p>We had not gone far before a change came over
+the weather&mdash;I hope the open-air bazaar did not
+suffer from it. Overhead the sky grew dark and
+threatening, then came a sudden flash of lightning,
+loud thunder followed, then the rain in torrents. I
+wondered whether a motor-car with all its metal
+work was the safest place to be in, for the storm
+was severe; but there was nothing for it but to
+drive on, with such uncertain assurance as the
+saying of the farmer at Wem afforded that
+"lightning never strikes a moving object." In
+spite of that comforting dictum lightning is not to
+be trusted. Since then I have heard that a motor-car
+travelling on the road has been struck by
+lightning, and, though fortunately no one was hurt,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_279" id="Page_279">[Pg 279]</a></span>
+the car was damaged. How the rain hissed down,
+and how the wind howled through and shook the
+trees, even blowing bits of their branches and
+leaves across the road! Still above the sound of
+the storm I could hear the steady beat of our
+pistons, as one hears the reassuring throb of the
+engines of a steamer in a gale at sea.</p>
+
+<p>The country appeared to be richly wooded, as
+far as I could judge; but what with the thunder
+and the lightning, the wind and the rain, I obtained
+but a vague impression of it. Then after the storm
+had done its worst, a town loomed up on a hill
+before us, and this proved to be Uttoxeter, a neat
+town neither attractive nor ugly, and that is the
+best I can say for it. Here, it may be remembered,
+Dr. Johnson, when in the height of his fame, stood in
+its market-place bare-headed in the rain, "exposed to
+the sneers of the standers-by," as an act of penance
+for his unfilial disobedience as a boy in refusing to
+watch his weary and infirm father's bookstall set up
+there for a while. It is a well-known story, but the
+actual sight of the spot where that touching incident
+took place made me realise it the more.</p>
+
+<p>Having viewed the market-place, made historic
+by this event, we took the first road handy out of the
+town, mildly wondering where we were going next.
+There was a sense of pleasurable excitement in not
+knowing our destination. I have a friend who does
+this sort of thing when he goes a-cycling, and who,
+like myself, travels to see the country, little caring
+where he goes. If a windy day he simply lets the
+wind settle his direction, for he always makes a<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_280" id="Page_280">[Pg 280]</a></span>
+point of cycling with the wind behind him; he finds
+it much easier so, and when it blows hard he finds
+himself blown along with the minimum of exertion.
+So he never troubles about any plan, but when
+he starts out in the morning he just glances at
+the way of the wind and goes contentedly with it.
+Capricious though this mode of travelling be, yet
+it rendered fortunate results. When he traced me
+out on the map one or two tours he had made in
+this haphazard fashion, I felt bound to confess that
+no planned tour could have turned out better, and
+it took him to many odd out-of-the-way and pleasant
+places he would probably never have seen otherwise.
+Truly I did not consult the wind, but on the other
+hand I did not consult my map unless I wished
+to make for any special spot, and I also toured
+fortunately so, to the discovery of interesting places,
+for the most of my journey.</p>
+
+<p>This time it was a milestone that revealed the
+fact we were bound for Burton-on-Trent. Now to
+Burton I had no desire to go; Burton is a big
+town, but the road was a very pleasant one, so I
+kept to it. The country was fine and open, with
+glorious views to the south, where undulating hills
+bounded the distant blue. We passed one or two
+stately old and dignified homes standing "amid
+their tall ancestral trees"; then the rain came on
+again, and in the pouring rain we passed through
+Tutbury, where afterwards I learnt there are the
+slight remains of a castle; but I saw nothing of
+them, for I was thinking more of the rain and the
+road than anything else: the rain was blinding, so<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_281" id="Page_281">[Pg 281]</a></span>
+little wonder I missed them. It was not a moment
+for seeing castles or anything else.</p>
+
+<p>I was not pleased at having to drive through
+Burton, for I expected to find it a busy town with
+much traffic in its streets, and this was the first
+large and busy town I had to pass through during
+the whole of my outing; I had merely skirted
+Shrewsbury, so that did not count. Yet never
+have I passed through a large and busy town so
+easily as I passed through Burton; its streets are
+wide, and for a wonder I found the traffic on
+them, much of it brewers' drays, kept well to its
+side of the road, so I was soon into the country
+again.</p>
+
+<p>Just beyond Burton I had a choice of two roads,
+and was doubtful which to take, when I saw a signpost
+with "To Watling Street" upon it&mdash;merely to
+that old highway and not to any inhabited place.
+This decided me; I would rejoin the famous
+Watling Street, of which I had a pleasant memory.
+I knew it avoided big, bustling towns, and that was
+no small recommendation. A long rise brought me
+into a very pleasant country, and into welcome blue
+skies and warm sunshine. Such varied samples of
+weather had I that day&mdash;the blackest of clouds and
+the bluest of skies, cold pelting rain and the brightest
+of sunshine. The scenery was delightfully rural all
+the long and lonely way to Atherstone, where we
+should be on the Watling Street again, excepting
+that at one spot there were some collieries on a
+near hill that spoilt the prospect for a while; but I
+looked the other way. These passed, we traversed<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_282" id="Page_282">[Pg 282]</a></span>
+a fine undulating country, made up of meadows,
+fields, and woods, and ever and again wide views
+of much charm opened out before us; and there the
+air blew sweet and bracing, with the rare freshness
+that follows rain. I pulled up at one quiet spot
+under the shelter of some overhanging trees for
+refreshment and for a rest, and there I stopped
+for an hour or more, and not a soul either driving,
+riding, cycling, or afoot went by. It was a cross-country
+road, apparently little used, and one to be
+enjoyed for its quietude and rural pleasantness. It
+surprised me how often I came upon such long
+stretches of almost deserted roads; we travelled
+far on that stage before we met a human being.
+Perhaps when I pulled up it was the hour of the
+day when the good old-fashioned country folk are
+mostly indoors dining, and the labourers resting from
+their work, so no one was about; but that does not
+account for the rest of the road later on being so
+forsaken.</p>
+
+<p>Atherstone is one of the order of far-extending
+thoroughfare towns that flourished in the old
+coaching days, and that seem to have fallen half
+asleep since, for the chief concern of such towns was
+with the road and its traffic, though Atherstone is
+not so sleepy as most of them are. All that I could
+discover of any interest in the place was an old
+milestone set up against the ancient "Red Lion
+Inn" there; this, curiously enough, stands just one
+hundred miles respectively from London, Liverpool,
+and Lincoln, as the following inscriptions on it
+show:&mdash;</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_283" id="Page_283">[Pg 283]</a></span></p>
+
+<table id="t02" summary="t02">
+
+ <tr>
+ <td class="tdc">To</td>
+ <td class="tdc">To</td>
+ <td class="tdc">To</td>
+ </tr>
+
+ <tr>
+ <td class="tdc">Liverpool</td>
+ <td class="tdc">London</td>
+ <td class="tdc">Lincoln</td>
+ </tr>
+
+ <tr>
+ <td class="tdc">100</td>
+ <td class="tdc">100</td>
+ <td class="tdc">100</td>
+ </tr>
+
+ <tr>
+ <td class="tdc">Miles.</td>
+ <td class="tdc">Miles.</td>
+ <td class="tdc">Miles.</td>
+ </tr>
+
+</table>
+
+<p>A man who was quietly watching me copying these
+inscriptions, when I had done my copying, exclaimed,
+"That be a famous old milestone. The drivers of
+the old coaches as stopped at the inn used always
+to call their passengers' attention to it." On
+returning home I looked up in my <i>Paterson</i> for
+the name of the chief inn at Atherstone, and found
+it was "The Red Lion."</p>
+
+<p>It seems strange that to-day, when so much loving
+regard is shown to the preservation of old houses,
+and to the careful restoration of them backwards to
+the intention of their ancient architects, that our
+many quaint and friendly-looking old coaching inns
+should have found such few patrons to preserve
+their fascinating features. Standing by the roadside,
+how delightfully picturesque they often are,
+when unaltered and&mdash;save the mark!&mdash;unimproved.
+Many, in truth, are poems in buildings (and the
+term is not strained in regard to them) with their
+many-gabled, time-toned fronts; their signs often
+gaily painted, swinging on an upright post without,
+to proclaim their useful business; their great arched
+doorways under which the loaded coaches drove and
+landed their passengers at ease sheltered from the
+rain and undisturbed, or their ample porches that
+spoke a welcome as plain as any uttered word.
+Some are of half-timber and some are of stone.
+Perhaps those of half-timber are the more picturesque,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_284" id="Page_284">[Pg 284]</a></span>
+but nearly all are pleasing to the eye; some, alas! are
+going to sad decay, such as that fine specimen of an
+old English roadside hostelry, "The Bell" at Stilton,
+which used to be both afamous and aflourishing house
+in its day, and which gave its name to the well-known
+cheese that the landlord of the time used to sell to
+his guests&mdash;indeed I believe it was considered the
+thing to buy a cheese at "The Bell" to take home
+with you. One of these old inns Ashby-Sterry has
+pictured to us in verse, and well the picture suits
+many an inn I know:</p>
+
+<p class="pp3 p1">'Tis a finely-toned, picturesque, sunshiny place,<br />
+Recalling a dozen old stories,</p>
+<p class="pp3">With a rare, British, good-natured, ruddy-hued face,<br />
+Suggesting old wines and old Tories.</p>
+<p class="pp3">Ah! many's the magnum of rare crusted port,<br />
+Of vintage no one could cry fie on,</p>
+<p class="pp3">Has been drunk by good men of the old-fashioned sort<br />
+At the Lion.</p>
+
+<p class="p1">"The Lion," white or red, was in the past&mdash;I am
+not sure that it is not even to-day&mdash;by far and away
+the favourite sign; "The White Hart," I think,
+came second. These old inns, both outwardly and
+inwardly, have suffered sadly from neglect, and from
+the mania for show that does not spell comfort.
+Yet when simply, decently cared for, and unaltered,
+how charming and restful their old-time interiors
+are with their snug, low, brown-beamed, ceilinged
+parlours, sometimes panelled and with big ingle-nooks,
+their mullioned windows with their lattice
+panes, often deeply recessed with a seat in them,
+their cool and cosy bars and odd nooks and curious
+corners. That delightful Jacobean hostelry, "The<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_285" id="Page_285">[Pg 285]</a></span>
+Whyte Harte," to wit, at Broadway in Worcestershire,
+with its genuine old-world atmosphere and
+quiet comfort, may be given as a good example of
+one. Some of these old hostelries were provided
+with a quaint device in the shape of an indoor wind-dial
+worked by a vane without, so that travellers
+overnight could judge by it of the next day's possibilities,
+and learn from the direction of the wind
+whether it were likely to be hot or cold, wet or fair.
+One of these interesting and useful indoor wind-dials
+may still, I believe, be seen in London at the
+Buckingham Palace Hotel; at least one was there
+and working but a year or two ago, and I understand
+that they are being introduced into modern
+homes. There are still some things we may learn
+from our ancestors.</p>
+
+<p>At Atherstone I was again on the ancient Watling
+Street, and I followed it to Daventry as far as it is
+at present opened out to the south. Again it led
+me through a lonely country of field and forest,
+unexciting but very pleasant, a country fragrant
+with the scent of wild flowers and the refreshing
+odours of the woods. I did not dally at Daventry,
+for the little town appeared to me featureless, and
+finding from my map that Banbury was but sixteen
+miles away, I thought to spend the night in that
+place as being of greater interest; moreover, I had
+recently read in my morning paper an account of
+the old historic Globe Room there at the "Reindeer
+Inn," with the further unwelcome information that its
+fine oak panelling, with its richly carved fireplace
+and its elaborately enriched plaster ceiling, had all<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_286" id="Page_286">[Pg 286]</a></span>
+been sold and were to be removed, and I wished to
+see it&mdash;if not too late. In this room Cromwell, it
+is said, held a council of war in October 1642 just
+before the battle of Edge Hill, so it had (oh, that
+pathetic word "had"!), besides the charm of its
+ancient picturesqueness, the additional interest of
+being with little doubt the place of that historic
+gathering. Now the fine old room has been gutted.
+So the "vast museum" of England is being
+despoiled! Whatever were the citizens of Banbury
+about to permit of such a thing; could they not have
+subscribed the price demanded for the panelling
+and decorative work (comparatively a paltry sum
+when divided amongst so many), and have retained
+that beautiful, historic, and ancient room intact?
+You cannot replace or purchase history. Even
+taking the meanest, most commercial view of the
+transaction, surely it would have well repaid the
+town to have bought and to have preserved that
+fine old chamber so intimately associated with
+Banbury, for I know it brought many tourists from
+afar to see it, some from even across the wide
+Atlantic; now perhaps they will not desire to go to
+Banbury and spend their money there, for it has little
+else but some ancient houses to show. Years ago
+the iconoclastic Banbury folk pulled down their exceptionally
+fine and interesting old church, "one of
+the most magnificent in the shire," even destroying
+its fine monuments, to save the little needed to keep
+it and them in repair, to say nothing of having
+done away with their "goodly crosse" of nursery
+renown, though a later generation has replaced it<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_287" id="Page_287">[Pg 287]</a></span>
+with a poor and meaningless substitute. What
+child would now "ride a cock-horse to Banbury
+Cross"? It is not worth riding to or talking about.</p>
+
+<p>But I am a little previous, not having arrived at
+Banbury yet; our road to that town was either up
+or down hill all the way, but there was nothing to
+grumble at in this, for the scenery was rewarding
+and the motor had to do the climbing. At the top
+of one hill we came upon a lonely old windmill
+going to decay, its gaunt arms standing darkly
+profiled against the sky and shaking with every
+gust of wind. It had a weird and haunted look,
+though I never heard of a mill being haunted;
+precisely what is it, I wonder, that gives certain
+buildings such an uncanny look? There must really
+have been some magic about that mill, for I photographed
+it and only got a ghostly result on my
+film. I have never seen a ghost, but to my astonishment
+three intelligent people have declared, and
+positively declared, to me that they have done so.
+A little later will be found a reference to this matter.
+Now a ghost is a visible object and ought to be
+capable of being photographed: what would I
+not give to see a genuine photograph of a ghost!
+When next I sleep in a haunted room I must take
+my camera with me on the off chance of a ghost
+appearing, so that I may snap him! Though I fear
+my chances are but slight, for I have slept in
+haunted rooms where other people are reported to
+have seen "things," but saw nothing&mdash;not even in
+my dreams, which were undisturbed. Why will
+"things" appear to others and not to me?</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_288" id="Page_288">[Pg 288]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>Years gone by, and not so many years either, you
+might from one spot have seen half a dozen or more
+windmills busily at work where now by chance you
+may see one; and in those past years you might have
+seen farmers' waggons slowly wending their way to
+the mill loaded with sacks of corn to be ground, or
+wending their way back white with fat sacks of
+flour. Now, except possibly in some parts of Sussex,
+to see a windmill with its hurtling sails is a rare
+sight. Grieved indeed am I that it should be so,
+for as a child I dearly loved the merry bickering
+windmill&mdash;what child does not? Now I have grown
+to man's estate I have not lost the old love of the
+sight of one. There is something very cheery and
+fascinating in watching the mill sails whirling round
+and round in their never-completed journey, now
+grey in shade, now white in the glance of the sun.
+But I sadly fear the dear old picturesque windmill
+is doomed, unless the manufactured article flour,
+not the raw material wheat, is taxed. I am no
+politician&mdash;I think I have said so already&mdash;for in an
+age when it seems to me, to misquote Macaulay,
+"all are for the party and none are for the State,"
+the business of politics, as one of the Georges, I
+forget now which, remarked, "is not to my fancy."
+I preach neither free trade nor tariff reform; I have
+not studied the question, and I do not profess to
+know the facts of the case without study, as some
+people do&mdash;even members of Parliament who vote
+for their party right or wrong; it would probably
+cost them their seat and four hundred golden
+sovereigns a year if they did otherwise. But this<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_289" id="Page_289">[Pg 289]</a></span>
+I know, for I have tested it, that stone-ground
+flour produced by the old-fashioned windmill is
+infinitely sweeter, more nutritious, and more wholesome
+than the foreign roller-mill flour that is so
+starchy, "hence the present-day indigestion and the
+decay of teeth." Then, again, there is the fact, of
+which some clever people lose sight, that by importing
+flour and not wheat to grind at home we lose
+the valuable asset of "waste" as a fattening food
+for fowls, pigs, and cattle.</p>
+
+<p>The village of Charwelton was the only one on
+the way of which I retain a memory, and this I
+remember on account of a fine and very old two-arched
+Gothic bridge of stone there by the side of,
+and parallel to, the road, manifestly intended only
+for foot passengers, so narrow is it, a carriage bridge
+in miniature, so solidly built and buttressed as
+though it spanned a rushing river and had to resist
+its strivings. Now the road was dry and no water
+flowed under the bridge; I could only presume that
+water had once flowed there. So I asked a man,
+who was idly standing by, about it. "The road be
+flooded in the winter time," said he, "and then us
+use the bridge. The water be quite deep at times
+and the horses on the road have to ford it. That
+bridge be seven hundred years old, they do say."
+It looked it. He appeared inclined to talk, so I
+let him, not knowing what might be coming. "It's
+a slow place Charwelton be," he went on, "there's
+no getting away from that. The church be a mile
+away from the village, and that don't encourage
+you to go to it. You see, the place were badly<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_290" id="Page_290">[Pg 290]</a></span>
+knocked about during the war, so I suppose they built
+a new village here, and let the church bide there."
+He spoke of "the war" as though it were of recent
+date; I was mystified, till I discovered he meant
+the Civil Wars when Charles I. was fighting for his
+crown!</p>
+
+<p>I noticed nothing further on the way to Banbury
+but a big mounting-block of stone standing by a
+grassy margin of the road, an interesting survival,
+and a somewhat unusual thing to see, so I stopped
+to inspect it, and on it I discovered inscribed&mdash;</p>
+
+<p class="pp7 p1">Thomas High of Warden<br />
+Set up this. Ivly, 1659.</p>
+
+<p class="pn p1">It is still there to keep green the memory of this
+Thomas High, though I should imagine that few
+ever read the inscription or make use of the stone.
+I wonder why he put it up in that lonely spot,
+where, even in the old days, few people would be
+likely to need it. Now you rarely see a horseman
+on the road unless it be a huntsman; I doubt if the
+mounting-block has been used for these fifty years
+back.</p>
+
+<p>At Banbury I went to the "White Lion"; there
+was also, I afterwards found, a "Red Lion" in the same
+street, a cosy-looking hostelry with an ancient front
+of the fifteenth century that appealed to me. In
+<i>Paterson's Roads</i> I note both these inns mentioned
+as existing in the coaching days. The "Red Lion"
+is the more picturesque of the two, but I was very
+comfortable at the "White." During the evening I
+hunted up mine host and inquired of him about the<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_291" id="Page_291">[Pg 291]</a></span>
+Globe Room. Alas! I had come too late to see it, for
+he told me that it had already been stripped of its
+panelling, its finely carved oak fireplace removed,
+its enriched plaster ceiling had been taken down,
+and all these had been carted away. I felt provoked
+with the Banbury people; I told the landlord so.
+I do not think I shall ever stay in Banbury again.
+I learnt of one curious and interesting find that had
+been made in the room. On pulling down the
+panelling there had been discovered hidden behind
+it a double-barrelled pistol with flint locks; the pistol
+was inlaid with gold and had the maker's name,
+"Baker, London," engraved upon it, and above
+the name the Prince of Wales's feathers. The
+pistol bears the following inscription: "Presented
+to Dick Turpin at the White Bear Inn, Drury-lane,
+February 7th, 1735." How came it there, I wonder,
+and who presented it to that famous highwayman?
+Of the genuineness of the pistol I think there can
+be but little doubt. Dick Turpin, it may be
+remembered, was hanged at York on 7th April 1739,
+four years after the pistol was presented to him.
+Writing of Dick Turpin reminds me of the myth
+of his renowned ride to York that Harrison
+Ainsworth in his <i>Rookwood</i> romanced about; now
+the credit of this surprising exploit really belongs
+to another of the fraternity, one Nick Nevison,
+of earlier time; this knight of the road robbed a
+traveller at Gad's Hill in Kent one morning at
+4 <span class="smcap">A.M.</span>, and furiously riding on to York reached that
+city at 8 <span class="smcap">P.M.</span> on the evening of the same day, and
+so established an alibi and saved his neck, at least<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_292" id="Page_292">[Pg 292]</a></span>
+on that occasion. The skeleton of a poor unfortunate
+cat was also found behind the panelling; I
+wonder if it was that of the historic cat that was
+hanged as recorded by Drunken Barnaby?</p>
+
+<p class="pp2 p1">
+To Banbury came I, O prophane-One!<br />
+Where I saw a Puritane-One<br />
+Hanging of his cat on Monday,<br />
+For killing of a mouse on Sunday.</p>
+
+<p class="p1">The landlord of "The White Lion," a pattern of
+civility, called my attention to "the famous wistaria"
+that is trained along the walls of the outbuildings
+of his ancient inn. This wistaria, he informed me,
+was the largest and finest in the kingdom, its
+branches extending for over two hundred feet.
+He was manifestly proud of it, and I duly admired
+it, but I had seen many fine wistarias before; I
+would rather have seen the Globe Room. There
+is little or nothing now left in Banbury to tempt
+the pilgrim to linger there. So I took my departure
+the next morning, and that early.</p>
+
+<hr class="chap" />
+
+</div>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_293" id="Page_293">[Pg 293]</a></span></p>
+
+<div class="break">
+
+<h2 class="p4 mid">CHAPTER XVI</h2>
+
+<p class="pa3 p1">A gruesome carving&mdash;Architectural tit-bits&mdash;An ancient and historic
+hostelry&mdash;Chipping Norton&mdash;Wychwood&mdash;A parson's story&mdash;"Timothying"&mdash;Shipton-under-Wychwood&mdash;On
+the Cotswolds&mdash;"The
+grey old town" of Burford&mdash;Two old manor-houses&mdash;A
+new profession&mdash;Highworth&mdash;Church relics.</p>
+
+<p class="pn p2">I left Banbury one sunshiny morning, shaking "the
+very dust" of the town from my wheels "as a
+testimony against it," and driving by its modern
+cross I took the road before me, letting it lead me
+where it would. Out of Banbury I would go the
+nearest way. The road climbed Wickham Hill and
+then dropped sharply down to the quiet old-world
+village of Bloxham, that boasts of one of the many
+"finest parish churches" in the kingdom. How
+many are there, I wonder? Certainly it is a fine
+church and has a fine spire; this all must grant.
+I thought it worthy of inspection. I found its
+windows guiltless of stained glass excepting for two
+in the chancel, but this was not a matter to grieve
+about, for I much prefer plain glass to the rubbishy
+modern stained variety one too often comes upon,
+and that so offends the cultured eye by its garish
+crudity. A peep of the blue sky, of green trees and
+of even the rain, framed by the graceful tracery of a<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_294" id="Page_294">[Pg 294]</a></span>
+Gothic window, is more to my mind than visions
+of stiffly posed angular saints with ill-fitting halos
+round their heads; I have always an uneasy feeling
+that the halos may tumble off. Not that all modern
+stained and painted glass is bad, but most of it is&mdash;hopelessly
+bad; its drawing when rarely correct is
+spiritless, it lacks inspiration; its colouring lacks
+richness; so unlike the lovely medieval stained glass,
+it has no gem-like qualities whatever. I honestly
+find difficulty in worshipping in a church with
+angular saints in ill-fitting robes and halos askew
+staring at me! It seems more the idea of a sinner
+doing penance than a saint glorified.</p>
+
+<p>I noticed in the church a carved and coloured
+screen with some faded figures on it, and on the wall
+of a side chapel hung two old helmets and breastplates,
+somewhat rusty. I love to see ancient
+armour hanging in our churches, it takes the mind
+back to the days of knightly chivalry and recalls the
+never-returning romance of them&mdash;not the romance
+of fancy, but the romance of a past reality. Outside
+the church I found some open stone steps leading to
+two priests' chambers, one chamber over the other,
+but what interested me most was its richly sculptured
+west front; at the top of this are some good but
+unfortunately much weather-worn grinning gargoyles,
+for Time has been at work on these and has supplemented
+the carving of the monks with his, even, it
+may be, adding to their grotesqueness. Over and
+round the top of the big doorway is a quaint and
+gruesome representation of the resurrection, showing
+dead men rising from their coffins, one man being<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_295" id="Page_295">[Pg 295]</a></span>
+represented as lifting the lid of his and peering out
+with a look of genuine surprise as though he did not
+realise what was happening; others had risen and
+were kneeling on the ground with hands folded in
+the attitude of prayer, and all looked very much
+aghast. Skilful indeed was the hand of the
+medieval sculptor to obtain these expressions. It
+was a nightmare in carving, crudely done but
+startlingly effective. I am glad I do not attend that
+church and have to face each Sunday that terrible
+story in stone; it is enough to wish death the end of
+all. When men could not read the monks talked
+to them in carving, though rarely so horribly as this;
+mostly those monks were in a jovial mood, and so I
+prefer them, as witness their grinning gargoyles,
+their merry devils, and frequent mirthful representations
+of men in the dumps; they were artists of no
+mean order, and verily, I believe, in their hearts
+loved a joke better than a sermon: truly they joked
+far better than they preached, for their preaching
+seems forced&mdash;not so their jokes! To the right of
+the doorway there is a curious carving of a man
+entering the jaws of some unearthly monster; the
+drift of this was wholly beyond me&mdash;surely it could
+not have been intended for Jonah being swallowed
+by the whale, for the monster's head, and that was
+all there was of him, bore no resemblance to that of
+a whale or to any creature that ever walked the
+earth or swam the sea, unless doubtfully in the prehistoric
+ages. A local rhyme perpetuates the
+character of the spire of this church with two of its
+near neighbours thus:</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_296" id="Page_296">[Pg 296]</a></span></p>
+
+<p class="pp2 p1">
+Bloxham for length,<br />
+Adderbury for strength,<br />
+And King's Sutton for beauty.</p>
+
+<p class="p1">The next village of South Newington, a village
+of stone-built cottages with thatched roofs, had by
+way of contrast a very small and poor church with
+square-headed windows, not those of the usual pointed
+Gothic type. I did not trouble to inspect it, though
+generally the poorest little country church can boast
+of some architectural feature more or less interesting.
+I came to a country church with only one point of
+interest, and that was a narrow priests' doorway
+gracefully designed; I presume it served the priests
+of past times, but I was told there was one parson of
+the good old Georgian days who could not use it
+because he was too fat! So he could not enter by
+the "narrow way," but had to go through the porch
+like any sinner.</p>
+
+<p>Doorways in human habitations are often the
+keynote to the character of the house, and I was
+tempted in some of the country villages I passed
+through to photograph a few of their ancient doorways,
+for they interested me; two of these photographs,
+reproduced, will be found in pages farther
+on. The one of the fourteenth century is noteworthy,
+for it is a rare thing for so ancient a doorway
+to belong to a dwelling-house. I gathered the house
+had originally been a pre-Reformation vicarage;
+now it makes a quaint and picturesque home, with
+its low stone-slated roof, its mullioned windows, and
+its ivy-clad walls, boasting too the bloom of age that
+so beautifies a building. The other shows a simple
+type of Tudor doorway with steps up to it from the
+village street, but, though so simple and devoid of
+ornament, it is so well proportioned that it both
+pleases and satisfies the eye. I am rather fond of
+photographing architectural bits that take my fancy,
+and the English country abounds in such bits, apart
+from the larger features of buildings. It is curious
+to note how different districts afford and abound in
+special subjects: here you find ancient pigeon-cotes,
+often centuries old, of some pretence, and frequently
+most picturesque; here the minor items of sun-dials
+and of artistically wrought weather-vanes are most
+in evidence; at another spot you discover interesting
+"lion-guarded" gateways and picturesque doorways;
+again, it may be, it is the inn signs, with
+their crudely painted signboards and their elaborate
+scroll-work of wrought iron that surrounds them, that
+attract your attention; here a gazebo, and there an
+ancient roofed-in village fountain, claims your notice;
+anon a quaint conceit in carving on church or house,
+and so forth, not to waste space in needlessly enumerating
+the many and varied architectural tit-bits the
+wanderer by road constantly comes across, nor need
+he keep his eyes very wide open to discover them.<br /><br /></p>
+
+<div class="figcenter">
+ <img src="images/ill-371.jpg" width="400" height="566"
+ alt=""
+ title="" />
+ <div class="caption"><p class="pn center">THE PRIEST'S DOORWAY.</p>
+</div></div>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_297" id="Page_297">[Pg 297]</a></span></p>
+
+<p class="p1">After South Newington we had another long
+stretch of very lonely road, but charming on
+account of its loneliness; the country we passed
+through was elevated and undulating and afforded
+us many fine and far-reaching prospects. There
+were wide margins of grass by the sides of our road,
+so wide in places as to be almost fields; on these
+multitudes of silly sheep were grazing&mdash;I say silly,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_298" id="Page_298">[Pg 298]</a></span>
+for when they heard the car approaching they would
+quietly cross the road in front of us, first one, then
+another, then the whole flock in slow procession,
+causing us to make many a stop, for sheep and cattle
+are lords of the road; they used even to stop a
+king's mails in the days of yore. These sheep
+really seemed to do it out of sheer perversity, and it
+was the more provoking as the otherwise forsaken
+road was so tempting to speed along, and occasionally,
+when all is safe, a turn of speed is a very
+inspiriting thing; it wipes the cobwebs from the
+brain, it drives the good fresh air into the lungs, it
+stimulates the mind, and braces the body. Not
+that I am an advocate of speed, except as a rare indulgence
+on lonely roads when there can be no hurt
+in it, and so you may test the mettle of your car.</p>
+
+<p>Then we came to the old mail and turnpike
+highway from London to Birmingham; this crossed
+our road at a lonely, bleak, and elevated spot close to
+which formerly stood the once flourishing "Chapel
+House Inn"; the building still stands there indeed,
+but it has been converted into a residence: an inn
+of wide renown in the old road-travelling days,
+where the Birmingham coaches changed horses and
+stopped whilst their passengers dined; an inn far
+famous for its fare and its wines&mdash;so good were the
+latter that it has been said, and I see no reason to
+doubt the saying, that "there was a strong temptation
+to indulge in them which was rarely resisted,
+even the king's cellars could produce nothing
+better," and there over their wines our ancestors
+doubtless made merry as was their wont. At<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_299" id="Page_299">[Pg 299]</a></span>
+least they enjoyed their lives. It was to this inn
+that Dr. Johnson and Boswell came in a postchaise
+during the early summer of 1776, and it was then
+when posting across country that the former, lover of
+towns though he was, suddenly exclaimed, "Life
+has little better to offer than this." It was on the
+same day, whilst dining at the "Chapel House Inn,"
+that the learned doctor delivered his much-quoted
+eulogy on inns: "There is no private house in which
+people can enjoy themselves so well as in a capital
+tavern," declared he. "You are sure of a welcome,
+and the more noise you make, the more good things
+you call for, the more trouble you give, the welcomer
+you are. There is nothing that has been invented
+by man by which so much happiness is produced
+as a good tavern or inn." What road traveller will
+not re-echo those sentiments?&mdash;though I grieve
+for the one who can honestly say with Shenstone
+he has found his "warmest welcome at an inn,"
+however warm the welcome at his inn may be.</p>
+
+<p>About Chapel House many stories, astonishing
+and otherwise, truthful and untruthful, of old days
+and old ways are told; but though sadly tempted
+to relate some of these, I refrain, for I find I am
+always writing about inns. It does not do to keep
+harping on one subject, to be for ever "spinning
+your own wheel." I know a man, and a very good-natured,
+clubbable man is he, but even he gets bored
+by listening to one tune too long; his sole crime is
+that he is not a golfer&mdash;it is a serious one, I own.
+Now at his club he frequently meets a golfing friend
+who will talk golf and nothing else as long as any<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_300" id="Page_300">[Pg 300]</a></span>
+man will listen to him, just as some fishermen and
+motorists enlarge about their hobby. Now my
+friend had listened long times patiently to the
+golfer's endless stories, but when one day the
+golfer complained that he was suffering badly from
+a "golfer's arm," my friend exclaimed, "I have
+suffered from a worse disease than that, 'golfer's
+jaw.'" Now I do not wish my readers to suffer
+from my "jaw" about inns.</p>
+
+<p>From Chapel House we dropped down to Chipping
+Norton, a quiet, clean, contented-looking little
+town, and that I think sufficiently describes it. As
+Clarendon remarked of Aldermaston, it is "a town
+out of any great road," though near to one. So
+perhaps on that account it has no special history.</p>
+
+<p>Beyond Chipping Norton the country grew
+lonely again, delightfully, restfully lonely, and all
+the way we went to Shipton-under-Wychwood I do
+not find a single house marked on my excellent and
+accurate map. We were in a bleak stone country,
+where stone walls take the place of hedges, and
+where the landscape bears a Cotswold look. Those
+who know the Cotswolds know what that look is, a
+rarely pleasant one to me in the summer time, with
+a sense of openness about it; and how fresh and
+free and bracing are the airs that blow over the
+Cotswold hills. There you can keep cool in the
+hottest weather. Is there not an old saying that at
+"Stow-on-the-Wold, the wind always blows cold"?
+It is a truthful one as far as my experience goes, for I
+have passed through Stow on the hottest of summer
+days and found it none too warm there even then.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_301" id="Page_301">[Pg 301]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>By degrees we descended into a valley and into
+a warmer atmosphere, and crossing the little river
+Evenlode (of which I had not heard before, so does
+a driving tour extend one's knowledge of one's own
+country) we found ourselves in the attractive and
+interesting village of Shipton-under-Wychwood, but
+of the once wild Wychwood forest, formerly a royal
+hunting ground, there is not much to boast of left&mdash;sufficient,
+however, to earn for it to-day the title of
+"The Forest Country of Oxfordshire." There is
+a story told of a traveller in the pre-railway days
+whose road took him close by Wychwood, and he
+asked of a boy the name of the wood. "Wychwood,"
+the boy replied. "Which wood?" the
+traveller exclaimed. "Why, that wood, you fool,"
+pointing with his finger to it. Again he received
+the same reply. Once more the traveller repeated
+his query and received the same reply again; whereupon
+the traveller grew wroth, and deeming the boy
+was making fun of him, got down from his horse
+and soundly boxed his ears. One story calls forth
+another. This I had from a parson on my journey.
+It appears that one of his parishioners was over-fond
+of frequenting the public-house, and one day
+finding him coming out of it the parson said to him,
+"Williams, why do you go to the public-house so
+often?" To which the non-abashed Williams made
+reply, "Because they sell good ale there," and then
+he quoted the Bible to the parson. "You know, sir,
+the Bible tells us 'Drink no longer water, but use
+a little wine for thy stomach's sake'&mdash;now I cannot
+afford wine, so I drink ale"; and the parson was hard<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_302" id="Page_302">[Pg 302]</a></span>
+put how to answer him. It appears that the
+villagers there employ the expression "Timothying"
+when they have been drinking. Still another story
+of a parson I was told occurs to me; this may be
+an old one, but it is one I have not heard before,
+nor seen it in print. It appears that this parson
+had recently lost his only son, to whom he was
+devoted, and was preaching on the text of Abraham
+offering up his son Isaac as a sacrifice, and during
+the sermon his feelings so overcame him that thus
+unknowingly he delivered himself: "And it was his
+son, his only son; now if it had only been a sheep
+or a daughter."</p>
+
+<p>I found so much to interest me in Shipton, for
+there I noticed some old stone buildings, now
+forming part of what I took to be a farmyard,
+buildings with Gothic windows of good design and
+a graceful Gothic doorway in their walls; these
+could hardly be mere farm-buildings. That they
+possessed some history was from their character
+highly probable, but of that history, if there was
+any, I could glean nothing; as usual, nobody knew
+anything about them but that "they be very old."
+That appears to be the stock reply of the villager
+when you question him about such things. Then
+I wandered to the church a little way off, and there,
+for a wonder, I found the clerk within, "tidying
+up," as he called it. There was not much of
+interest in the church except a gruesome brass of a
+figure in a shroud, dated 1548, and a gloomy priest's
+chamber above the porch, reached by a dark stone
+stairway. This chamber, the clerk told me, was
+eight hundred years old; in truth it had an ancient
+look. Hanging on the wall, though why it should
+find a place there I could not understand, was a
+long-winded and framed account of the life of "John
+Foxe the Martyrologist born 1517," leaving no
+particulars of his life untold, I gathered from a
+hasty glance at it.<br /><br /></p>
+
+<div class="figcenter">
+ <img src="images/ill-380.jpg" width="400" height="270"
+ alt=""
+ title="" />
+ <div class="caption"><p class="pn center">DOORWAY OF THE CROWN INN, SHIPTON-UNDER-WYCHWOOD.</p>
+</div></div>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_303" id="Page_303">[Pg 303]</a></span></p>
+
+<p class="p1">In the village stands a very ancient inn with a
+weather-worn aspect and a pathetic look of having
+seen better days, for its architectural features
+suggest it has been a house of some importance in
+times past. The old inn possesses a fine, early, and
+well-preserved high-pointed Tudor archway that,
+with its big door below with long exterior hinges,
+the quaint little two-lighted window by its side, and
+the old-fashioned mounting-block in front, presents
+a pleasing bit of ancient architecture. My photograph,
+here reproduced, will give some idea of this
+ancient doorway and of the quaint little window
+shown to the right of it. On leaving the village I
+caught to the left a delightful vision of a stately,
+many-gabled, stone-built Elizabethan home, standing
+in its pleasant park at a friendly short distance from
+the road. Shipton Court was, I learnt, the name of
+this picture in stone, for it is a home and a picture
+in one. Very beautiful did the building look with
+the warm sunshine resting upon it, for, though
+ancient, the house had a cheerful countenance;
+there was nothing gloomy or ghostly about it,
+nothing mysterious or suggestive of legend, but the
+word Home was written largely on it.</p>
+
+<p>Beyond Shipton we rose on to high ground and<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_304" id="Page_304">[Pg 304]</a></span>
+found ourselves in a breezy open country. Again
+our road was a deserted one. Few people appear
+to travel the byways of the Cotswolds, yet, within
+the same distance of London, nowhere else, I think,
+can such spacious solitudes be found, such wide
+and glorious sweeps of uplands and valleys stretching
+far away into dim and dreamy distances where the
+round hills seem to melt into the sky. The Cotswolds
+always delight me, for on them I realise the
+sense of solitude, silence, and space&mdash;a solitude that
+would satisfy an anchorite. Not that I love solitude
+except as a restful and occasional change from the
+burden of too much society; even when I was enjoying
+my solitude that day I had still a thought for
+the company I hoped to meet that night at my inn,
+and a thought of home and family when I returned
+to them.</p>
+
+<p>After a time we dropped down to the lonely,
+ancient town of Burford, forgotten by the railway;
+but Burford does not mind, it exists quite well without
+the railway. There the little town lay before
+us, hidden in a hollow, at the foot of the hill, and
+we looked down upon its uneven roof-trees, and on
+the silvery Windrush quietly flowing by. Of all
+the old-world Cotswold towns none has a greater
+charm than Burford. Thus sings one of its many
+lovers:</p>
+
+<p class="pp3 p1">O fair is Moreton in the Marsh<br />
+And Stow on the wide wold,</p>
+<p class="pp3">But fairer far is Burford town<br />
+With its stone roofs grey and old.</p>
+
+<p class="pn p1">And he calls it "The grey old town on the lonely<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_305" id="Page_305">[Pg 305]</a></span>
+down." But Burford is not on the lonely down&mdash;far
+from it; it lies sheltered, half forgotten, deep in a
+hollow; a place of peace.</p>
+
+<p>At Burford Speaker Lenthall lived, and his home,
+painted by Waller, stands there to-day a little
+removed from the quiet street&mdash;a fine specimen of
+Jacobean architecture. Burford church is one of
+the finest of the many fine Cotswold churches raised
+by the pious and prosperous wool merchants of the
+country, and contains the truly magnificent tomb, in
+a chapel all to itself, of Sir Lawrence Tanfelde
+(deceased 1625), besides many other fine monuments.
+The church was turned into a prison for his captives
+by Cromwell, after his fight with the Banbury
+Levellers here, who outdid Cromwell himself in zeal
+and struggle against authority. At "The George
+Inn" here Charles I. slept on his retreat from Oxford
+to Worcester, and on the glass of a window, in the
+upper room of the same inn, there was, and may be
+now for aught I know, the diamond-scratched name
+of Samuel Pepys below the date of 1666, though
+whether this be genuine or a forgery perhaps no
+man now can say; if a forgery, it is a clever imitation
+of that famous Diarist's signature. So Burford,
+though much out of the world to-day, was not always
+so. It has witnessed stirring events, it has welcomed
+and entertained many famous travellers, and people
+of renown have lived within its walls. All the roads
+into Burford are hilly, all the stages into the town
+are long and trying for horses, so that in the past
+coaching, posting, and horseback days horses coming
+there were usually given an extra allowance of<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_306" id="Page_306">[Pg 306]</a></span>
+corn; hence probably arose the local proverb, "To
+take a Burford bait," meaning to make a big meal.</p>
+
+<p>It was a steep climb out of Burford, at the top of
+which we crossed the old highway from London to
+Gloucester and South Wales that runs for many
+miles on the undulating ridge of the hills. The
+Cotswolds are little given to change, and much as
+the country looks now it must have looked to our
+coach-travelling ancestors, excepting that to-day
+long lines of telegraph poles faithfully follow the
+road in long array lessening to the horizon, and the
+sound of the wind on the wires as we passed was
+like the hum of innumerable bees, and it broke
+pleasantly the silence of the hills.</p>
+
+<p>At the corner of the highway, just where our
+road crossed, I noticed a large board set up with a
+boldly lettered inscription on it, and this is what I
+read there:</p>
+
+<p class="pa5 p1">Only a few yards to the North is one of the most ancient
+towns to be seen in this part of the Country. It has historical
+associations of the most interesting nature. Its church is renowned
+for its beauty.</p>
+
+<p class="pn p1">Thus Burford appeals to the hurrying motorists
+who speed upon this fine highway. I should not
+have thought Burford would have done any such
+thing; it appears to me a little undignified; yet without
+such a notice the motorists mentioned would
+doubtless rush along heedless of the ancient, grey
+old town that sleeps so peacefully in the hollow below.
+Still, I trust other interesting towns off the highway
+will not take this as a precedent, else we shall have<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_307" id="Page_307">[Pg 307]</a></span>
+all England turned into a sort of gigantic peep-show.</p>
+
+<p>Now we got on to a wilderness of lanes, mostly
+narrow and rough of surface, but they took us into
+an old-world land of stone-built villages, very ancient,
+very grey, and past many a time-mellowed home
+that hinted of legend. One rambling, neglected-looking
+old home especially took my fancy, with its
+great gables, clustering chimneys, and shapely stone
+diamond-paned windows; it had such a look of
+mystery about it, high-walled in as it was, and half
+hidden from the road, and over its porch the lichens
+had traced strange hieroglyphics. There appeared
+to be no life about the place, though a film of smoke
+uprose from one tall, solitary chimney. An ancient
+manor-house fallen to decay&mdash;</p>
+
+<p class="pp2 p1">
+A jolly place in days of old,<br />
+But something ails it now; the place is curst.</p>
+
+<p class="pn p1">In its forsaken courtyard stood a tumble-down
+pigeon-cote of some size, so that I knew it had been
+a manor-house, for in the medieval days no lesser
+personage than the lord of the manor had the right
+of pigeonry, and the pigeon-cote was very ancient.
+Unfortunately, owing to the high wall without and
+the trees that had grown up at their own sweet will
+close around it, I was unable satisfactorily to photograph
+the old house. Some day I hope to re-discover
+it and to see if I can trace anything of its history.</p>
+
+<p>Another fine old manor-house I came to I found
+has also fallen on to evil days and was doing duty
+as a farmhouse, the farmer and his wife inhabiting<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_308" id="Page_308">[Pg 308]</a></span>
+but a small portion of it. By happy chance I came
+across the farmer in a field and I got a-chatting
+with him, first diplomatically about the weather and
+the crops; neither were satisfactory to him&mdash;I hardly
+thought they would be&mdash;but I listened to his complaints
+about both, and to his complaints about the
+low price of produce. I listened patiently, and I
+think my patience pleased&mdash;I had "an axe to
+grind." Then I led up to the old house and ventured
+to remark what a picturesque place it was. "It's all
+right to look at," said he, "but it's not good to live
+in. It's too big, and it's so draughty, and it's so
+cold and damp in winter, it would take a fortune to
+keep fires going over it to warm it properly.
+There's only the wife and self lives in it, and it
+would hold a large family, and they would only fill a
+part of it. Would you care to take a glance inside?"
+Now that is just what I wanted. I said I would.
+In truth it was a rambling old house. We entered
+by a large hall, with a fine old carved oak but much
+damaged fireplace at one end, and dog-irons on the
+wide hearth below. I could fancy that in the old
+days, when the lord of the manor lived there, merry
+were the doings and the dances that took place in
+that now vacant hall; the very thought of such things
+made it, in its bareness, look the more forsaken.
+One wing, where the farmer lived, was furnished
+fairly comfortably; the rest of the mansion, divided
+from it by the hall, was a very picture of desolation.
+Even the once strong oak staircase was shaky, and
+the floors of the rooms were in places so rotten that
+it was hardly safe to tread on them; in some the<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_309" id="Page_309">[Pg 309]</a></span>
+panelling was tumbling from the walls, and in others
+the bare walls were adorned with cobwebs, erst
+doubtless covered with tapestry. Such is the fate
+of some old houses that have come down in the
+world, but there are others that have fortunately
+found purchasers and have been restored to something
+of their ancient dignity. I know at least a
+good dozen fine old houses of the Elizabethan and
+Jacobean days that had fallen to decay, but which
+have been so restored by loving hands that they
+now form delightful and picturesque homes, and yet
+have not lost the charm of their ancient look.</p>
+
+<p>I met a man, when house-hunting for a friend
+some little time ago, who confided to me that he
+made it a business of buying any ruinous old
+house, if of any architectural merit and agreeably
+situated, that was for sale at a low price&mdash;"and
+many such houses fetch low prices," he said, "often,
+the land apart, not more than the value of their
+materials; sometimes these old houses possess a
+bit of interesting history, but that goes for nothing";
+and purely as a speculation, though the speculation
+was not without its pleasure, he skilfully restored
+it, as far as possible, to its pristine estate, and he
+had done this each time at a considerable profit
+on the sale of the restored house. "I call myself
+a house improver," he said, with a laugh, "quite
+a novel and paying profession." This confession
+was made to me whilst looking over an interesting
+old Jacobean house that he had recently purchased
+and restored, and exceedingly well had he done it.
+"This," he explained, "had been let and occupied<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_310" id="Page_310">[Pg 310]</a></span>
+as a farmhouse for years, and little care was taken
+of it; as you see, it is a picturesque old building,
+but it was in a dreadful state when I bought it&mdash;indeed
+at first I almost thought it was beyond
+restoration. I have spent a lot of money on it,
+but I expect to get it all back with a fair margin
+of profit. Here you see an ancient house with a
+formal garden to match, and even an old-fashioned
+sun-dial in it, to say nothing of the Haddon Hall-like
+terrace, and all this cost me a lot; but one has
+to do the thing properly or you may make a failure
+of it, and this house is ready for occupation. Meanwhile
+I make it my home; I must live somewhere,
+and here I abide till I find a purchaser. Then I
+shall go in search of another old house to restore.
+The idea of doing such a thing came quite accidentally
+to me; originally I purchased an old house
+and restored it for my own occupation, but I had
+so many unsought offers for it at a big figure,
+nearly double what it cost me altogether, that I
+was tempted to sell it. Then I bought another
+old house and restored it in the same way, and
+that I sold at a substantial profit; so now I have
+made a trade of doing this. Look at the panelling
+of these rooms, all of seasoned oak, a careful copy
+of old panelling of the period, every bit done by
+adze and hand; the hinges and locks, too, are
+copies of old ones I found in the house. I have
+opened up all the fireplaces, and on removing
+the modern grates I luckily discovered the open
+hearths behind; the firebacks are all castings from
+old ones, and the fire-dogs are copies too from<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_311" id="Page_311">[Pg 311]</a></span>
+fine past specimens. The whole thing has been
+properly done. I have pulled down all the plaster
+ceilings and revealed the old rafters. The one or
+two sash windows I found I have replaced with
+mullion ones, so now you have before you the
+house much as it looked when first built over
+two centuries ago." This was quite a new way
+to me of making a living, or a fortune, but one
+learns many unexpected things when travelling by
+road.</p>
+
+<p>To some there is a potent magnetism, an irresistible
+fascination about certain old houses, a subtle
+influence from which there is no escape. I confess
+to it myself. I have lived in them and love them.
+Of course there are old houses and old houses;
+not all possess this peculiar power to charm, and
+only those of the Elizabethan or Jacobean period,
+with their panelled halls and chambers, their beamed
+ceilings, their great gables, their clustering chimneys,
+their many mullioned windows and big
+fireplaces, hold it over me. Those of the Queen
+Anne or Georgian age leave me cold; they are
+too formal; they lack the sense of mystery and
+atmosphere of romance. The old moated granges
+pictured in the Christmas numbers of the <i>Illustrated
+London News</i> of many years back, how they charmed
+me when a boy! What romances about them did not
+I weave to myself! I thought they were only artists'
+dreams, but since I have happily discovered them
+actually existing. I shall never forget the thrill
+of delightful surprise the first discovery of the
+kind gave me; I could hardly believe my eyes,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_312" id="Page_312">[Pg 312]</a></span>
+yet there before me stood an ancient moated
+home, grey, gabled, and ivy-clad, with a broken
+bell-turret on its lichen-laden roof, its leaded-light
+windows reflecting the sunlight, and its big chimney-stacks
+rising boldly up against the sky; nor shall I
+forget the special moment when I crossed the deep
+moat by a moss-grown bridge and knocked at the
+great oak and nail-studded door. I felt like one in
+a dream, that this could not be a reality, and that
+I should suddenly wake up and find myself deceived,
+disenchanted, and in the commonplace world again.
+Happily it was no vain imagining.</p>
+
+<p>But I am digressing. We were wandering on
+winding lanes south of Burford when I began
+this overlong digression, and on that maze of
+lanes we wandered for some miles&mdash;many they
+seemed to me; first in one direction, then in
+another we went, without arriving anywhere. All
+the same, it was very pleasant wandering through
+a land purely given over to agriculture, somnolent
+and restful. At last we reached a fair road, and
+this took us to the little Wiltshire town of Highworth,
+boldly set on a hill, so that we could see
+it from afar long before we came to it, its grey
+church tower and irregular roofed houses outlined
+sharply against the sky. Seen thus the town
+looked like those one finds in early engravings.</p>
+
+<p>A clean, homely, dreamy little town is Highworth,
+very ancient, even quaint in parts, and this
+in spite of the fact that a branch line of railway
+has found it out; but so far the railway does not
+appear to have disturbed its old-world tranquillity<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_313" id="Page_313">[Pg 313]</a></span>
+There I halted a while at "The Saracen's Head,"
+a relic of the old coaching days, and the inn, like
+the town, seemed half asleep. Then I took a quiet
+walk round the place, and eventually found my way
+to the church; there appeared to be nothing else
+noteworthy there except the old houses and old
+shops, and these, though they grouped well and
+made a picturesque whole, were not individually of
+much interest. So it was I strolled into the church,
+and there I found the clerk: twice running had
+I done this unusual thing. I bade him good-morning.
+He told me he was looking after a bat
+that had got into the roof of the building and was
+making a mess there. I have heard of owls in a
+church tower, but here was a bat in the church
+itself. "How are you going to catch the bat?"
+queried I, for he had no ladder, and he believed
+the bat was somewhere hidden in the beams above.
+"That's just what I want to know," he replied.
+"I'm thinking it over; meanwhile I'll show you
+the church if you like." I thought he might
+as well do this whilst he was thinking, so I
+accepted his services. The first thing I noticed
+was a cannon-ball hanging by three chains from
+a bracket on the wall; there must be some story
+attached to that, I thought, and there was. It
+was another of Cromwell's countless cannon-balls&mdash;I
+have long ago lost count of the many I have
+seen. "That," said the clerk, "was fired against
+the church by Cromwell, and it lodged in the
+tower. I can show you the hole it made there
+where it struck." Then I learnt that the church<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_314" id="Page_314">[Pg 314]</a></span>
+had been fortified and held for Charles I., was
+besieged by the Parliamentarians, who eventually
+captured it, taking seventy prisoners; the earthworks
+a little beyond the town, where the cannon
+was mounted, are still to be made out. Those
+were stirring times for the countryside; the district
+between Oxford and Worcester had its full share
+in them, and in some parts of it the fighting raged
+furiously.</p>
+
+<p>"Now I think I can show you something that
+will interest you," exclaimed the clerk; then he
+pointed out the ancient oak and much worm-eaten
+stalls (of the thirteenth century, he said they were),
+and called my attention to a quaint carving on one
+of them of a mermaid admiring herself in a handglass;
+but what interested me more than this were
+the ancient helmet and sword of the Baston family
+suspended against the wall, and still of greater
+interest a silk tabard belonging to the same Baston
+family that was worn over the armour with a coat-of-arms
+worked on it: this was needful in order to
+distinguish the mail-clad warriors one from another.
+The tabard, preserved now in a glass frame, is
+much decayed and faded, but still a lion boldly
+worked thereon is visible. I understood that this
+tabard was discovered stowed away somewhere in
+the church, and that the vicar had it framed and
+hung up there, and I commend the action of the
+vicar. Many of our old churches contain, to this
+day, treasures of various kinds hidden away and
+forgotten in oak chests and cupboards, and even
+lost amongst lumber. There was, too, a priest-chamber<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_315" id="Page_315">[Pg 315]</a></span>
+belonging to the church, with the usual
+stone steps leading to it, but this special chamber
+had the uncommon luxury of a washing place. I
+noticed when leaving a curious bit of bold sculpture
+over the entrance doorway; in the dim light of the
+moment I could not very certainly make out what
+the carving was about, but I read a notice beneath
+it stating that it was probably a Norman Tympanon.
+There I bade the clerk good-day. I wondered how
+he was going to catch that bat!</p>
+
+<hr class="chap" />
+
+</div>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_316" id="Page_316">[Pg 316]</a></span></p>
+
+<div class="break">
+
+<h2 class="p4 mid">CHAPTER XVII</h2>
+
+<p class="pa3 p1">Little country towns&mdash;The romance of the ferry&mdash;"The Bear" at
+Woodstock&mdash;Curious conditions of tenure&mdash;Where the Black
+Prince was born&mdash;Islip&mdash;The mystery of Joseph's Stone&mdash;An
+English Holland&mdash;Boarstall Tower&mdash;The ancient town of Brill&mdash;"Acres
+for Aeroplanes"&mdash;Stokenchurch&mdash;A quaint hiring
+fair.</p>
+
+<p class="pn p2">After Highworth we had a hilly road, and this
+took us without event to Faringdon, where it
+chanced to be market day, and the little town was
+crowded with farmers and cattle; there were crowds
+in its streets, and crowds round its inns, so we
+made what haste we could to get out of the place.
+These little country towns, however sleepy generally,
+manage to be very wide-awake once a week on
+market days. A long, quiet stretch of road now
+followed, with wide views on either hand over fertile
+farming lands. A signpost informed us we were
+bound for Abingdon; now Abingdon we knew, so
+to avoid the familiar we after a time turned up a
+byway and, crossing the Upper Thames on an
+ancient and very narrow bridge, we presently
+espied another signpost with "North Moor" upon
+it; the name suggested wildness, to North Moor we
+would go. We got on a rare tangle of lanes and
+into a land monotonously level, but no moor did we<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_317" id="Page_317">[Pg 317]</a></span>
+find, nothing but hedge-enclosed and tame fields.
+Curiously enough signposts were plentiful, but only
+gave the names of villages we had never heard of,
+and one name meant as much, or as little, to us as
+another.</p>
+
+<p>Eventually we found ourselves by the side of the
+river again and at Bablockhythe Ferry, of which
+Matthew Arnold has sung. I asked the name of it,
+and then I found it on my map, and so our whereabouts.
+The old ferry boat, the quiet river that
+was so still it hardly seemed to flow at all, the leafy
+trees, and the road on the opposite shore winding
+its white way into a distance of green woods, made
+such a pretty picture that I was tempted to photograph
+it. Were I a poet or a landscape painter
+it is a spot that would inspire me. I waited a long
+time on the chance of some cattle or sheep to be
+crossing and so help my picture, but during that
+time only a cyclist came, and I had to make do
+with him. The ferryman pulled up his boat to the
+bank thinking I was about to "go over," but when
+he told me the opposite road went to Oxford, and
+it was the nearest way there, I concluded I would
+not cross but trust to the lanes and the chance of
+coming upon a country hostel in a fresh land.
+"Where be you bound for?" asked the ferryman
+politely. "I might help you, for the roads about
+here are not gain ones for strangers"&mdash;and this
+though he lost custom for his ferry. It was an
+awkward question, for I knew not myself, and was
+nonplussed how to answer him. To be a traveller
+without a destination seems such a silly thing to<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_318" id="Page_318">[Pg 318]</a></span>
+the rural mind. I hope he did not take me for
+some lunatic escaped in a car. It was cool by
+the river, for the day was growing late, and I thought
+it about time to search for an inn. There was
+only a public-house by the ferry, and the land
+around had a lonely look, so I thought it wise to
+hasten on.</p>
+
+<p>I cannot reason why, for some things are not
+open to reason, but like an old manor-house (moated
+or otherwise) or a wayside inn of the Jacobean days,
+of which a few are still left to us, a lonely ferry
+always appeals to me with a sense of romance.
+There is something so primitive and picturesque
+about a lonely old-fashioned ferry, especially those
+one finds in the far-away Fens, that I cannot get
+away from my mind a feeling of adventure connected
+with such: even the one at Bablockhythe has a
+certain far-from-everywhere look about it, and I
+gave myself up to the illusion of the spot, an illusion
+not only of space but of time; and I verily believe
+just then, when in that mood, if a gaily dressed
+Cavalier had appeared on the scene fleeing in hot
+haste from his pursuers with the hurried cry of
+"Over," I should have taken it quite as a matter of
+course. I have watched patiently by a very out-of-the-world
+Fenland ferry I know, always in the vain
+hope of adventure; yet so has the spirit of the place
+got hold of me that I feel surely one day, when
+again I am there, some strange experience will
+come to me.<br /><br /></p>
+
+<div class="figcenter">
+ <img src="images/ill-397.jpg" width="400" height="282"
+ alt=""
+ title="" />
+ <div class="caption"><p class="pn center">BABLOCKHYTHE FERRY.</p>
+</div></div>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_319" id="Page_319">[Pg 319]</a></span></p>
+
+<p class="p1">Very lonely, very winding and narrow were the
+lanes we got on, but if you travel far enough you
+are sure to arrive somewhere, so we arrived at
+Stanton Harcourt, a well-known spot to Oxford
+men, and where the old home of the Harcourts
+stands with its ancient and chimneyless kitchen, a
+building apart from the house with a pyramidical
+roof having a louvre at the top, out of which the
+smoke escapes as it can. This curious detached
+kitchen closely resembles the famous one at Glastonbury
+Abbey, so at least I thought from a passing
+glance at it. If there was an inn at Stanton Harcourt
+we missed it, and so we drove on, and shortly
+came to Eynsham, where I noticed its medieval stone
+cross in the street by the side of the church. Finding
+no inn to my liking, I consulted my map and
+discovered that Woodstock was not far off. Now
+at Woodstock I knew there was a good inn of the
+old-fashioned sort, so to Woodstock we went; and
+so in the gloaming, with the soft light of declining
+day giving all the landscape a mysterious look, we
+sped on the few miles to "The Bear" at that town.</p>
+
+<p>The great stableyard of "The Bear" is a graphic
+reminder of the spacious inns of the coaching era
+of which it has been said, "A regiment of cavalry
+might have been housed in them, and good wine
+could be had for the ordering." You may order
+good wine now at country inns, and pay the price
+of it, but if you think to get good wine I can only
+say, I hope you may. Though I do know one or
+two old inns whose cellars contain some rare old
+port that has lain in them for years; in one case,
+the worthy landlord told me, "since the last coach
+took its last change here," which may be but<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_320" id="Page_320">[Pg 320]</a></span>
+pleasant fiction, I cannot say; still, in truth, the
+wine is very old, very rare and good. I have
+sampled it, and hope to sample it again as long as
+the bin lasts, for such wine is not to be had every
+day, not even for money.</p>
+
+<p>There were only two other guests at "The
+Bear" that night; they came from Yorkshire, they
+said&mdash;I did not ask them&mdash;and the only thing they
+talked about was horses. They even dated their
+remarks from the day, or year, a certain horse won
+the Derby, or some other horse that had won some
+other race. I stood it for an hour or two, then called
+for my candle, as travellers did in the days before
+gas or electricity, and "to bed," as Pepys has it.</p>
+
+<p>I did not visit the show-house of Blenheim, for
+I had seen it before; moreover, show-houses are
+not to my mind. It may, however, be interesting
+to call attention to the conditions on which the
+Blenheim estate is held, which estate was granted
+by a grateful nation to the first Duke of Marlborough
+and his heirs in recognition of the famous victory
+of Blenheim, in Bavaria, on 2nd August 1704.
+"A representative of the family has once a year to
+convey to Windsor Castle an embroidered flag,
+which is placed in the Guards' Chamber. There
+it remains for a twelvemonth, till the next rental
+for holding the palace and the estate falls due. It
+is the only return the family have to make for the
+property they enjoy."</p>
+
+<p>Next morning, on strolling round the town, I
+saw in a shop window a picture postcard, and on it
+a photograph of "The Manor-House Farm, birthplace<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_321" id="Page_321">[Pg 321]</a></span>
+of the Black Prince, Woodstock." It came as
+a surprise to me to learn that the Black Prince, "that
+mirror of knighthood and the greatest of heroes,"
+was born there; so I gleaned, as I travelled on, many
+a forgotten historical happening. To take a schoolboy
+a trip through England in a motor-car would be
+an excellent way of increasing his knowledge of its
+history. The manor-house is very old, though I
+take it, except perhaps in parts, little of the original
+structure can be left. The house has a pleasant
+look, and possesses a curious old chimney consisting
+of a stone shaft having a conical roof, the shaft being
+pierced on all sides at its top with lancet openings for
+the smoke to escape. The chimney looks as though
+it ought not to smoke whatever the way of the wind,
+and that with it a down draught should be an impossibility;
+it is a picturesque device that might be
+worth trying in place of the ugly cowls. Finding
+nothing further to interest me in the sunny and
+sleepy little town, I took my early departure whilst
+yet the day was fresh and cool.</p>
+
+<p>Out of Woodstock I found myself on the old
+highway leading to Oxford, but I did not travel it
+far, taking a lane to the left with a view of exploring
+that rather remote and out-of-the-way district
+lying in a rough square between Oxford and Bicester,
+Aylesbury and Thame&mdash;at least it looked out of the
+way on my map, only served by narrow roads; and
+on my map I noticed a vacant place marked "Ot
+Moor," an odd name, with "Joseph's Stone" also
+marked in the centre of the moor. I wondered
+what that stone could be so plainly shown<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_322" id="Page_322">[Pg 322]</a></span>
+there, some "Druidical Standing Stone" perhaps;
+it aroused my curiosity; and beyond these, in
+the direction I was going, "Boarstall Tower" was
+inscribed in bold lettering, also the forsaken little
+town of Brill. I felt in an exploring mood that
+day, and here was an odd corner of the land inviting
+me to explore it. First I came to Islip, a bleak-looking
+and tiny town of stone houses, yet a town
+of some importance in its day; but that was a long
+time ago, when King Ethelred had his palace there,
+in which his son Edward the Confessor was born,
+he who founded Westminster Abbey. Shortly
+afterwards our road led us across lonely Ot Moor,
+and through the quaint village of Oddington, quaint
+as becomes its quaint name. Here I inquired
+about Joseph's Stone, and was told that a big stone
+of that name once stood on the moor, but "it has
+been broken up"; nothing further of its history
+could I glean, nor found I any mention of it in any
+guide-book I afterwards consulted, nor in any other
+likely work, nor did any of my antiquarian friends
+know anything about it. I was disappointed. As
+the stone is not now there, has not been there,
+except in bits, for long years, why do they still mark
+it on the map? It is so provoking to see places
+marked on the map, and conspicuously marked,
+that arouse your curiosity, only to find they do not
+exist. It was the same on Salisbury Plain; there
+at a spot by the roadside between Wylye and
+Devizes was printed plainly on my map "St. John
+á Gores Cross." I believe that a wayside stone
+cross once stood there, but when that was no one<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_323" id="Page_323">[Pg 323]</a></span>
+seems to know. Now there is no vestige of it, not
+even its stump in the ground. Possibly it was
+destroyed by the Puritans. Now, trusting to my
+map, I went miles out of my way purposely to see
+it. I look upon a map as a faithful friend, and one
+does not like to find a friend at fault.</p>
+
+<p>Now succeeded a level stretch of lowland
+country that had a look of Holland, excepting that
+the cottage homes by the way were distinctly not
+Dutch. A land where the eye had freedom to
+rove over wide spaces of green right away to a
+circling horizon of blue, and a wild wind swept over
+it, fresh, cool, and laden with the pungent scent of
+marsh flowers&mdash;as fresh and cool as the wind that
+sweeps over the sea, only without its salt savour.
+The wind was making holiday; it tossed the long
+grasses and reeds about, it bent down the hedges
+before it, it made mimic waves and Lilliputian
+tempests on the ponds that we passed. It is wind
+that gives life to a scene, and the strife of it stirred
+the blood in our veins. We rejoiced in the wind,
+for it came from the west, with just a suspicion of
+keenness, but no harshness, of greeting.</p>
+
+<p>In spite of the wind and the sur, sur, sur of it,
+the whole countryside gave me the impression of
+great quietude. I could allow for the wind&mdash;it
+would not blow so every day; few people were in
+the fields, and those few seemed to be taking life
+easy, contentedly doing little; the hedges were
+delightfully tangled, a disgrace to good farming it
+may be, but that is a matter apart. Perhaps they
+needed some pruning, but they best pleased my<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_324" id="Page_324">[Pg 324]</a></span>
+eye just wild as they were, growing as Nature
+would have them. It was a land to laze in, to do
+nothing in haste; only the wind stirred it up to a
+semblance of passion. There was no flow in the
+streams that one could perceive; it was a relief to
+come to a land that suggested nothing but rest.
+The interfering political economist might well shake
+his head at all this, but I was out for my pleasure,
+without a thought of what he might say. It was so
+peace-bestowing, and that was its charm. It was a
+land of health rather than a land of wealth&mdash;and
+who shall say that health is not the better thing?&mdash;a
+land that conformed to no canon of beauty, but
+none the less pleasing to me. I will wager that no
+one grew prematurely old from overwork in it:
+why should he? Mere money-making is the bane
+of the age; it gives a man no time to call his soul
+his own. "If a person," says Stevenson, "cannot
+be happy without remaining idle, idle he should
+remain. It is a revolutionary precept." It is. I
+do not go so far. I only protest against money-making
+at the price of much leisure, the making of
+money for money's sake only. I knew a man who
+toiled hard all the week at his desk in a stuffy
+city office at the cost of his health, and what for?&mdash;to
+keep up a needlessly pretentious home with
+gardeners and carriage. One day, he confessed to
+me, the folly of all this forcibly struck him; he
+had so little leisure to enjoy his family or home.
+He thought the matter carefully over and for long,
+and he came to the conclusion that by working half
+the time he should lose half his income; on the<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_325" id="Page_325">[Pg 325]</a></span>
+other hand, he would have half the week to himself
+that he could devote to his wife and the pleasures
+of home. So he gave up his large house, he dismissed
+his gardeners, he did away with his carriage,
+and took a pretty little cottage where, on his
+reduced income, he could live in comfort, though
+without the luxuries of gardeners and carriage; and
+his wife, too, had less cares in the management of a
+smaller home. So happy was he and every one in
+the new conditions that, though his partners laughed
+at him and deemed him a fool, he declared to me
+that nothing would induce him to return to his
+former slavery, as he called it. He was an infinitely
+happier man, his family were happier too, and he
+enjoyed such health as he had never known since
+he was a schoolboy free from all but fancied care.</p>
+
+<p>From this leisured land a stiff climb brought us
+on to high ground and into a lighter, more exciting
+air. On the lowland we were content to laze along,
+and desired to laze so; here we must needs speed
+for a while, for the country was open and things not
+seen in detail; for there is a pace at which you can
+best enjoy and appreciate the type of country passed
+through: here, not the foreground but the distance
+allured us. When you see far ahead, and all is
+revealed before you, as in a stretch of open road
+over a wide moorland, your eye is ever on the horizon
+that beckons you on to explore the unknown, and
+you cannot, if human, resist its attraction. That is
+the magic of distance.</p>
+
+<p>At a turn in the road, in a lonely spot, we
+caught a glimpse through branching trees of the<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_326" id="Page_326">[Pg 326]</a></span>
+grey old tower of Boarstall: no longer the distance
+held us in thrall; its power was gone. Boarstall,
+with its four flanking and embattled towers, is all
+that remains of a once fortified house. There are
+narrow arrow-slits in the towers that show their
+ancientness, but the large front and mullioned side
+windows do not suggest so early a date or a place
+of much defensive strength; doubtless they were
+added in later years under a feeling of greater
+security. The house that stood in the moat-enclosed
+ground beyond has now wholly disappeared.
+Boarstall, however, was strengthened during the
+Civil Wars, well garrisoned, and held for the king.
+Lord Clarendon in his <i>History of the Rebellion</i>
+says: "Fairfax attempted to take a poor house
+near Boarstall, and was beaten from thence with
+considerable loss, so that he drew off his men, little
+to his credit." Before the siege the following correspondence
+took place between the commanders of
+the besiegers and the besieged:&mdash;</p>
+
+<p class="pn center p1"><span class="smcap">Sir Thomas Fairfax to Sir William Campion</span></p>
+
+<p class="pd1"><i>3 June 1645.</i></p>
+
+<p class="pa5 p1"><span class="smcap">Sir</span>&mdash;I send you this summons before I proceed to further
+extremities, to deliver up to me the house of Borstall you now
+hold, with all the ordinance, arms, and ammunition therein, for the
+use and service of the kingdom, which if you shall agree unto,
+you may expect civility and fair respect, otherwise you may draw
+upon yourself those inconveniences which I desire may be
+prevented. I expect your answer by this trumpet within one
+hour.&mdash;Your Servant,</p>
+<p class="pd1"><span class="smcap">Thomas Fairfax</span>.</p>
+
+<p class="pn p1">This is the spirited reply that Fairfax received to
+his summons:</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_327" id="Page_327">[Pg 327]</a></span></p>
+
+<p class="pn center p1"><span class="smcap">Sir William Campion to Sir Thomas Fairfax</span></p>
+
+<p class="pn center p1">In answer.</p>
+
+<p class="pa5 p1"><span class="smcap">Sir</span>&mdash;You have sent me a summons of a surrender of this
+house for the service of the kingdom. I thought that cant
+had been long ere this very stale (considering the King's often
+declarations and protestations to the contrary), now sufficient only
+to cozen women and poor ignorant people: for your civilities, so
+far as they are consonant to my honour, I embrace: in this place
+I absolutely apprehend them as destructive not only to my
+honour, but also to my conscience. I am therefore ready to
+undergo all inconveniences whatsoever, rather than submit to
+any, much less those, so dishonourable and unworthy propositions,
+this is the resolution of, Sir, yours,</p>
+
+<p class="pd1"><span class="smcap">William Campion</span>.</p>
+
+<p class="pn p1">So the siege began.</p>
+
+<p>Boarstall Tower stands a picturesque reminder
+of "the brave days of old," with its embattled
+towers and weather-beaten walls. Crossing the
+broad and brimming moat by a stone bridge (with
+the date of 1735 upon it) that replaces the drawbridge
+of past times, I found the door locked, so I
+inquired of a farmhouse close by if it were possible
+to see the building. The maid who responded to
+my summons said she thought so, and presently
+returned with the key and permission to view it.
+Even with the key I found some difficulty in
+gaining admission, for the ancient and possibly
+rusty lock was hard to turn, and the door creaked
+complainingly on its hinges. Within, the building
+apparently has suffered little change since the
+Jacobean days: the towers contain dark circular
+stairs of stone, and odd and gloomy little rooms
+reached by narrow passages through the thick<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_328" id="Page_328">[Pg 328]</a></span>
+walls; but there is one large, well-lighted, and even
+cheerful apartment on the top. Judging from the
+size of the gate-house, the original house which it
+served must have been one of some importance.
+Though Clarendon calls it "a poor house," I take it
+this was intended in a military sense. Boarstall
+must have been a thorn in the side of the Parliamentarians,
+not being far from Oxford, and by the
+"constant mischievous incursions of its garrison."
+The old tower makes a telling subject for the
+pencil, brush, or camera, as I trust my photograph
+proves. I hardly think Boarstall is as well known
+as it deserves to be. Situated in an out-of-the-way
+corner of the land, remote from main roads, it is
+not easy to find, but well worth finding.</p>
+
+<p>The tradition of the origin of the name Boarstall
+is curious. It appears that "once upon a time"&mdash;that
+convenient "once upon a time"&mdash;it was in the
+centre of the royal forest of Bemwode, and that "a
+tremendous wild boar, the terror of the inhabitants,"
+haunted it, and was eventually slain by one Nigel,
+the forester, who as a reward received a grant of
+land by tenure of a horn, and on the land he built
+a house and called it "Borrestalle" in memory of
+the slain boar.<br /><br /></p>
+
+<div class="figcenter">
+ <img src="images/ill-409.jpg" width="400" height="273"
+ alt=""
+ title="" />
+ <div class="caption"><p class="pn center">BOARSTALL TOWER FROM THE MOAT.</p>
+</div></div>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_329" id="Page_329">[Pg 329]</a></span></p>
+
+<p class="p1">A little beyond Boarstall the country became wild
+and open again, and there before us, perched right
+on the top of a bleak, isolated hill, a hill much
+scarred with clay pits, stood the odd, little, out-of-date
+town of Brill. Odd, little, out-of-date town&mdash;that
+just describes it, there is no need for more
+words: on its hill stands one of, I think, the oldest
+windmills I have ever seen working, an ancient
+wooden structure with canvas sails, a mill of the
+kind the old masters put in their pictures, so old
+must it be. Brill at one time actually tried to transform
+itself into a fashionable watering-place, a spring
+of mineral waters having been discovered there, said
+by experts to be superior even to those of Bath.
+But the attempt turned out a failure; for the success
+of such an adventure a place needs something
+beyond a mere mineral spring. Prosperity and
+popularity require pretty or interesting surroundings,
+decent roads, and, above all, reasonable accessibility.
+Brill, though bracing in situation, has none of these
+other needful advantages. Yet a pretentious pump-room
+was built with every required accessory, including
+a spacious reception-room, all in the Doric
+style; these are now hastening to decay, and Brill
+is left to its solitude. Possibly if you asked the
+average man where Brill is, he would respond, "I
+never heard of the place." So should I have done
+before I discovered it and learnt the unfortunate
+history of its bold and, to me, apparently hopeless
+bid for popularity, of which nothing came. I am
+glad it did not, for it is a quaint old town, and
+deserves to remain so.</p>
+
+<p>Beyond Brill a winding lane brought us to Long
+Crendon that possesses an interesting old Court
+House of the fifteenth century, and a fine old Tudor
+gateway, and shortly after this we found ourselves
+at Thame, and there we took a by-road to our right
+that for some miles led us through a quiet, pastoral
+land, and eventually we came out on the main<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_330" id="Page_330">[Pg 330]</a></span>
+London to Oxford road. Then we drove eastward.
+This portion of the Oxford road as far as to West
+Wycombe runs through very pleasant country, as
+the many motorists who travel it well know, affording
+in parts wide prospects over a well-wooded
+country and climbing the Chilterns with many windings
+through a fragrant forest of firs.</p>
+
+<p>At the hamlet of Tetsworth we noticed its
+rambling, brick-built, and time-dimmed old coaching
+inn, and on its ancient front a board inscribed
+"Petrol." How times have changed&mdash;petrol in place
+of corn and hay for the passing steed of many
+horse power, even forty at times; machinery in place
+of muscle! At another old coaching inn, on a
+previous journey, I noticed a bold advertisement that
+ran briefly thus, "Acres for Aeroplanes." I did not
+take this seriously, though there was ample space in
+the hostel's large and open field for the landing of
+aeroplanes; but that an ancient inn should display
+such a sign at all gave me food for thought. Twice
+during my journey did I wholly unexpectedly see
+an aeroplane flying overhead, on one occasion when
+I was stopping in a village; and though the village
+folk looked up to see it, attracted by the noise of its
+engines, I hardly think they regarded it with more
+curiosity, or as a thing more wonderful, than they
+regarded the motor-car when it first appeared on
+the road. The miracle of to-day is but the commonplace
+of to-morrow, and how soon it becomes the
+commonplace! "The Swan" at Tetsworth is a building
+of some size, and, though it still entertains wayfarers,
+has such a forlorn look that I felt quite sorry<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_331" id="Page_331">[Pg 331]</a></span>
+for the poor old place. Once it was known as "the
+great inn at Tetsworth," and was the scene of much
+noisy revelry; when we were there we saw no sign
+of life about the place.</p>
+
+<p class="pp3 p1">To the ancient wayside tavern<br />
+Comes the noisy throng no more.</p>
+
+<p class="pn p1">Even the motor-car does not appear to have revived
+its fortunes. There we pulled up for petrol,
+not that we required it, but it was an excuse to
+linger about the old inn, for, though I cannot say
+exactly why, it mildly fascinated me; the building,
+old and weather-stained, with its broad front to the
+street, told its silent tale of past days and doings as
+eloquently and plainly as though it were told on
+the printed page. After much waiting I procured
+the petrol I did not want, and, more to the point,
+I obtained a glance within at the inn's ancient
+chambers; they had a faded, antiquated look, not,
+to me, altogether displeasing; I think I could have
+spent the night at "The Swan" quite comfortably
+had I needed. It is an inn of memories.</p>
+
+<p>Then followed a level stretch of open, cheerful,
+and sunlit road, with extensive prospects over a rich
+green land to a long line of low and undulating hills;
+after this a winding ascent through fragrant woods
+brought us presently to the bleak little village of
+Stokenchurch, situated high up on the top of the
+Chilterns, and there I caught sight of another old
+decayed coaching inn, but, to my eye, this was a
+hard-featured, unattractive building, wholly lacking
+in that peculiar, indescribable character that suggests<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_332" id="Page_332">[Pg 332]</a></span>
+a romantic past, for buildings have their characters
+as well as men: some appeal to you, some
+do not.</p>
+
+<p>A little beyond Stokenchurch began the long and
+steep descent of the famous Dashwood Hill, at the
+foot of which we found ourselves in the sleepy village
+of West Wycombe, with one or two rather curious
+old houses, but having nothing else to boast of.
+High Wycombe succeeded to West Wycombe; there
+is but a short and an uninteresting mile or two
+between them. High Wycombe is an old-fashioned,
+wide-streeted town, as those who travel the Oxford
+road are aware, with rather a quaint, much-mellowed,
+red-brick market-hall raised on stone arches. At
+High Wycombe the curious custom of Michaelmas
+hiring still prevails and flourishes. I think a short
+account of this that I cull from a local paper of the
+past year may prove interesting:&mdash;</p>
+
+<p class="pa5 p1">Yesterday one of the oldest Michaelmas hiring fairs in
+England was witnessed in our ancient market-place. From a wide
+radius, including parts of the three counties of Bucks, Berks, and
+Oxon, farmers and agricultural employees in all spheres flocked
+into the town early in the morning. The attendance was large,
+and there was a general disposition to "change hands," though
+the average terms of remuneration showed very little alteration.
+Several old-time customs still prevail, both at the hiring and in
+regard to the conditions upon which the farm hands are engaged
+for the ensuing twelve months. For instance, ploughmen decorate
+their button-holes with pieces of whipcord to denote their
+distinctive calling, shepherds display tufts of wool in their forelocks
+and their caps, and other farm hands utilise horsehair and fancy
+ribbons and rosettes for their personal adornment.</p>
+
+<p class="pa5">A good deal of time was occupied in making the best terms,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_333" id="Page_333">[Pg 333]</a></span>
+and in accordance with the precedent of many years' standing,
+the engagements were conditional on the supplying of beer, or
+harvest money in its place.</p>
+
+<p class="p1">Leaving High Wycombe we followed a while
+the side of the little river Wye that turns an ancient
+mill on its way, and across the river rose some of
+the beautiful beech-clad hills for which Buckinghamshire
+is so justly famed. There is something about
+the form and growth of the close-leafed beech that
+causes it to clothe the hills with a graceful and
+following contour that no other tree does.</p>
+
+<p>Now an unattractive five miles of road, with a
+climb on the way and at the end of it, brought us
+to the elevated and breezy little town of Beaconsfield
+that, considering it is within twenty-four miles
+of London, has retained its ancient air surprisingly;
+for its low, old houses, that face its wide and quiet
+street, still possess a pleasant and ancient look that
+charms. The town seems almost as remote and
+dreamy as though it were somewhere far away in
+the distant shires. May it long retain its primitive
+character! but I doubt it, for the railway has at last
+found it out.</p>
+
+<hr class="chap" />
+
+</div>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_334" id="Page_334">[Pg 334]</a></span></p>
+
+<div class="break">
+
+<h2 class="p4 mid">CHAPTER XVIII</h2>
+
+<p class="pa3 p1">An inn of the old-fashioned sort&mdash;A chat with "mine host"&mdash;A
+weird experience&mdash;Ghost stories&mdash;An ancient rectory house&mdash;A
+quaint interior&mdash;A haunted passage&mdash;Lost in a fog&mdash;The game
+of bowls&mdash;An old posting bill&mdash;The siege of Alton church&mdash;Ants
+as weather prophets.</p>
+
+<p class="pn p2">At Beaconsfield I put up for the night at "The White
+Hart," an ancient and homely hostelry where I
+found comfortable quarters, a landlord both interesting
+and obliging, a waitress civil and attentive, and
+excellent fare: such was my accidental good fortune.
+"The White Hart" is a very ancient though much
+altered building, dating, I was informed, from the
+days of Elizabeth; certainly some of its big and
+shaped beams upstairs testify to its ancientness.
+The coaching days were the days of its prime, for
+then one hundred horses were stabled there&mdash;so I
+afterwards learnt. The landlord received me with
+a cheery smile at the door: he knew how to welcome
+a guest. I casually told him I was tired and hungry,
+for I had travelled far that day; then he must needs
+at once concern himself about my dinner, so that I
+might not have to wait unduly for it, and promised
+me the best that the town could supply. I explained
+to him I was not an exacting traveller; he was far
+more anxious about my comfort and my fare than<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_335" id="Page_335">[Pg 335]</a></span>
+was I. That is the sort of landlord for me: very
+different his welcome to that one generally receives
+from the stony-eyed manager of a modern hotel.
+At these old-fashioned inns, with their friendly, good-natured
+landlords (for the one seems always to go with
+the other), I, but a tweed-clad, dust-stained traveller,
+always feel quite at home and at ease; there is such
+a charming simplicity and do-as-you-will air about
+them. Were I a millionaire I would choose them
+in preference to all others and desire no better. I
+merely sought a night's shelter, and however humble
+my chamber, if clean, it satisfied me. These inns
+give you their best, and who but the surliest could
+grumble at that when good is the best? I am an
+unpretending road-farer, though I fare in a car.
+I do not care to discuss my dinners when I get
+them; some days I made do with a tea, I found it
+more refreshing, but the dinner provided for me at
+that little inn of no pretence consisted of soup, fish,
+fowl, sweet omelette, with cheese to follow. Perhaps
+my hunger, begotten of a long day in fresh air, gave
+me an extra zest, but I thought at the time that
+never had I sat down to a better cooked dinner&mdash;I
+have certainly sat down to a worse in a wealthy
+man's house. This much for my modest inn I must
+say. Indeed, on the strength of its goodness I
+indulged in a small bottle of wine, and the wine
+was no worse than that of the same sort I have
+had at expensive London hotels at double the price,
+or perhaps even more.</p>
+
+<p>It chanced that I was the only guest there that
+night, so the landlord, with kind intent, came to me<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_336" id="Page_336">[Pg 336]</a></span>
+after dinner and entertained me with a chat, and I
+was well entertained. It turned out that he was
+an old "'Varsity" man, a magistrate, an enthusiastic
+antiquary, a churchwarden, a mason, and I know
+not what else besides, a man of many parts; and if
+he played his other parts as well as he played that
+of "mine host," he played them well indeed. His
+knowledge was wide, he talked of many things and
+interestingly, so I spent a very pleasant and profitable
+evening in his company over a glass and a
+pipe. I quite forgot my tiredness; it was late
+before I got to bed&mdash;that speaks well for mine host.
+Our gossip eventually took an antiquarian turn; he
+told me of a very ancient, rambling, timber-framed
+rectory house that stood against the churchyard,
+which he said I really ought to see, and he kindly
+offered to show me over it the next morning. This
+ancient rectory, I understood, was built on the site
+of an old nunnery and dated from about 1525, and
+is in part inhabited&mdash;I think by the town nurse, he
+said. Connected with it, he told me of a most
+strange experience of his, and this is the tale he
+told to me after some hesitation. "I hardly like to
+relate my experience," he said, "for you may possibly
+not credit me, but I tell you the absolute truth."
+Then he paused as though doubtful if he should
+continue; indeed he needed some persuasion to do
+so. But I prevailed on him. What was the strange
+story he had to tell, I wondered, that he should
+so hesitate to tell it? I bided my time, and at last
+he went on: "I was going over the old building
+one morning, as I sometimes do. Believe me, I am<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_337" id="Page_337">[Pg 337]</a></span>
+a perfectly sane man, not given to fancies; I was
+in perfect health at the time, thinking of nothing
+special in particular. I was going over the building,
+as I said, and I opened the door of one of the rooms
+expecting to find it empty as usual. To my surprise
+I saw a strange clergyman seated there reading a
+book; being a stranger I took a good look at him,
+for I wondered who he was, but he neither moved
+nor spoke, so I left the room, quietly shutting the
+door. In the passage outside I met an inhabitant
+of the place. I described the clergyman to him, and
+asked him who he could be. The man looked at
+me in some astonishment; then he exclaimed, 'Why,
+from your description he exactly resembles our late
+rector, but he has been dead these three years.'
+Then I went back to the room again; the door had
+not been opened, I was close to it, and there was no
+other mode of egress, yet when I entered no one
+was there, the chair was vacant. For the moment
+I hardly knew what to think; a queer sort of feeling
+came over me, for I was suddenly conscious that it
+must have been the ghost of the late rector I saw.
+If not, what was it? How came that figure seated
+there? to where had it disappeared? I did not
+even know in the least what the dead rector was
+like, yet the description of what I saw was at once
+recognised for him by one who had known him
+well. I had never believed in ghosts, was not at
+the time thinking about them&mdash;indeed I had never
+previously given them a thought. Such was my
+strange experience, for which I can give no reasonable
+explanation." No more could I.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_338" id="Page_338">[Pg 338]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>The landlord's story did not disturb my rest that
+night, though I slept in a very ancient chamber, but
+it set me a-thinking. Ghosts and ghost stories appear
+to be coming into favour and fashion again, even
+taken seriously, it seems, from the accounts I read
+in the papers and in books. Truly astonishing are
+some of these. A few years back, under the heading
+of "A Haunted House," there appeared in the
+<i>Standard</i> a long letter from an army officer who
+confessed to having been driven out of a good house
+by the ghostly manifestations that took place within
+it! He begins his letter: "In this century ghosts
+are obsolete, but they are costing me two hundred
+pounds a year. I have written to my lawyer, but
+am told by him that the English law does not
+recognise ghosts." I really cannot blame the law,
+indeed I commend it. Then he goes on to say: "I
+am not physically nervous, I have been under fire
+repeatedly, have been badly wounded in action, and
+have been complimented on my coolness when
+bullets were flying about. I was not then afraid of
+ghosts; besides, I suspected trickery. A light was
+kept burning in the upper and lower corridor all
+night. A lamp and loaded revolver were by my
+bedside every night. No one could have entered
+the house without being detected, and probably
+shot." Then he describes the different ghostly
+manifestations that drove him, family, and servants
+out of the house: "The governess used to complain
+of a tall lady, with black, heavy eyebrows, who used
+to come as if to strangle her as she lay in bed."
+Footsteps were constantly heard during the night<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_339" id="Page_339">[Pg 339]</a></span>
+in the corridors. "One night, lying awake, I distinctly
+saw the handle of my bedroom door turned,
+and the door pushed open; I seized my revolver and
+ran to the door. The lamp in the corridor was burning
+brightly; no one was there, and no one could have
+got away." On another occasion, when the writer
+with his family returned home at midnight from a
+concert, "our old Scotch housekeeper, who admitted
+us, a woman of iron nerves, was trembling with
+terror. Shortly before our arrival a horrible shriek
+had rung through the house. To our questions she
+only replied, 'It was nothing earthly.' The nurse,
+who was awake with a child with the whooping-cough,
+heard the cry, and says it was simply horrible,"
+and so forth. Then I read in <i>A Diplomatist's Wife
+in Many Lands</i>, by Mrs. Hugh Fraser, how she
+had frequently seen a ghost in an Italian palace
+where her husband and self resided for a time.
+Besides, have we not the extraordinary description
+not only of ghostly people but of ghostly scenery
+(the latter is quite a new departure to me) in that
+astonishing book <i>An Adventure</i>, of which "the
+Publishers guarantee that the authors have put down
+what happened to them as faithfully and accurately
+as was in their power. The signatures appended to
+the Preface are the only fictitious words in the book."
+In the <i>Notes from the Life of an Ordinary Mortal</i>,
+by A. G. C. Liddell, C.B., I read: "In the morning
+walked with Mr. Chamberlain. We talked about
+ghosts." So enlightened people do talk about
+ghosts! "He said that he had at one time been
+interested in the subject, and had got hold of a case<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_340" id="Page_340">[Pg 340]</a></span>
+where the ghost had been seen by more than one
+person at the same time.... Four persons were
+sitting in an old hall and saw the figure of a monk
+walk across the far end of the room and disappear.
+The next night they fixed a rope across the track
+of the phantom, but it passed through the body
+without movement." So much for the papers and
+books, though I have only quoted a few of the
+incidents recorded; there are many others. Now,
+besides the landlord of "The White Hart," three other
+persons of late have declared to me positively that
+they have seen a ghost. Yet till this, since I was
+a boy, I have never heard them mentioned. The
+first was a lady whose husband had taken a charming
+old house in the Eastern Counties; it had the reputation
+of being haunted, but, not believing in ghosts,
+neither she nor her husband thought anything of
+that; but one evening, when going upstairs to dress
+for dinner, my informant told me she distinctly saw
+a figure of a woman, richly attired in a quaint old-world
+dress, perhaps of the Elizabethan period,
+quietly walking along the landing, and she watched
+it till it disappeared in the wall at the end of the
+passage. All the servants and the guests were
+accounted for, and "If the figure were not a ghost,
+what could it have been?" I was asked. I could
+not say! Moreover, the lady saw the same figure
+on a further occasion walking and disappearing in
+just the same astonishing manner. Another lady
+told me the story of a ghost she had seen in her
+house, only she said she was so frightened she could
+not say how it was dressed, or whether it was a he<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_341" id="Page_341">[Pg 341]</a></span>
+or a she ghost, so I did not trouble about further
+detail. Now for my last relation, and this occurred
+in my own house, not an old house by the way, and
+where I have never heard or dreamt of a ghost. A
+lady was left a short time in a room, when she rushed
+out to me in another part of the house declaring
+that, though the room was empty when she went in
+and she had shut the door behind her, on suddenly
+looking up from her chair she saw a bald-headed
+man standing in front of the fireplace; for a moment
+she wondered who he could be and how he came
+there, then the thought came across her it must be
+a ghost, and she asked me to come and interview it!
+This I did with her at all speed, but when we returned
+to the room no one was there. I merely
+thought the lady must have been dozing, but she
+stoutly averred she had not. Still, let people say
+and write on the subject no end, and be hounded
+out of their houses by ghosts, I will not believe in
+one till I see it; even then, I think I should send
+for a doctor to learn if my health were at fault, to
+be sure that I had not imagined the thing.</p>
+
+<p>The old rectory house at Beaconsfield is built on
+three sides of a square, and its half-timber front has a
+picturesque look. Within are many ancient chambers,
+some with their original panelling and Tudor fireplaces
+of stone, and there are many passages
+besides, for it is a rambling place: one of these
+passages, I was told, is called "The Ghost Walk,"
+because a ghost is often heard at night, though not
+seen, walking along it; her footsteps, however, are
+often heard, and the rustling of her dress, for it is<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_342" id="Page_342">[Pg 342]</a></span>
+supposed to be the ghost of some lady. I think the
+landlord told me her story, but I have forgotten it
+now. Rats suggest themselves to me as an explanation
+of the footsteps, for I will wager there are rats
+in that old house; imagination might account for the
+rustling of a dress&mdash;it accounts for a good many
+things in this world. Old houses are often full of
+strange noises, for panelling is apt to creak with the
+changes of the weather, and in the still night-time
+all sounds appear magnified; then the creak of old
+woodwork seems startlingly loud, for I have experienced
+this.</p>
+
+<p>My landlord pointed out to me the chamber in
+which he had seen the vision, but there is nothing
+remarkable about it except its ancientness. The
+house is certainly one that should appeal even to
+the most exacting ghost; any stray ghost out of
+place through his "haunt" being pulled down would
+miss a rare opportunity in not taking up his abode
+there. Some small niches in the sides of the walls
+were pointed out to me; what use these could have
+been put to puzzled my antiquarian guide&mdash;they
+were too small and too shallow for statues. It
+occurred to me that they might be to place lamps in
+to light the dark passages; the landlord said he had
+not thought of that, and deemed it a plausible and
+possible explanation of their purport. I felt complimented
+he should so esteem my suggestion, but I
+had seen very similar niches in other old buildings
+that had undoubtedly been used to contain lamps; I
+told him this, and then he accepted my view as
+being correct, though he said many people had<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_343" id="Page_343">[Pg 343]</a></span>
+seen the niches and were at a loss to account for
+them.</p>
+
+<p>It was a rare foggy morning when we left
+Beaconsfield, it was as though the whole country
+were packed up in cotton-wool; so dense indeed
+was the mist that we had to drive slowly and
+cautiously, for ahead of us was a wall of white and
+our vision was limited to yards. At my hotel in
+the evening I found a fellow-motorist who did not
+venture out at all that day, he thought it too risky.
+However, it was merely a matter of pace, and at
+times, when the fog thinned a little, we drove along
+quite comfortably. In a way I even enjoyed the
+drive, for the country looked so mysterious, and the
+mist exaggerated the forms of half-hidden things
+that suddenly rose up before us; even the houses and
+trees by the way assumed proportions gigantic: we
+might have been travellers in fabled Brobdingnag.</p>
+
+<p>Shortly after Beaconsfield we got on to narrow
+winding lanes, then into woods, though we could
+not see much of them, when we discovered we
+were at Burnham Beeches, where the roads are
+kept as prim as those of a park, neatly signposted
+too, and this robbed the woods of their suggestion
+of wildness; so on somehow to the main Bath road,
+which we followed only as far as Maidenhead, where
+we struck to the left over cross-country roads and
+eventually turned up at Wokingham, the landscape
+between being mostly hidden from view. The
+horn came in useful that day. Then followed some
+more cross-country roads, out of which we emerged
+on to the old Exeter highway and soon reached<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_344" id="Page_344">[Pg 344]</a></span>
+the hamlet of Hook with its old coaching inn&mdash;from
+the notices on its front it now appears to be a
+motoring inn; and after this we found ourselves back
+in Odiham again, so we took a fresh road out of it.
+The fog had now quite cleared away and the sun
+was shining, but what with a late start and the
+slow travelling for much of the way, and a long
+halt for refreshment, the sun was already lowering
+in the west and the sky was growing golden there.
+We had a delightful drive through a more or less
+hilly country into Alton, passing through South
+Warnborough, a very pretty village&mdash;the prettiest
+in Hampshire, its inhabitants declare. I am glad to
+learn they take a pride in their village; that is the
+sort of pride that profits, the pride of place and not
+of person&mdash;to be a dweller in no mean village.</p>
+
+<p>After South Warnborough we had a hilly drive
+over a down-like undulating country, and then we
+descended into Alton, where I have an idea they
+brew good ale. At Alton we put up at "The Swan,"
+an old coaching inn of some former fame, and that
+still has a pleasantly prosperous look, keeps up its
+ancient reputation for good cheer, and presents a
+smiling front to the street. I found a fine bowling-green
+in the rear, and during the course of the
+evening some of the townsfolk forgathered there
+and played bowls quite seriously over their pipes
+and their ale. It may not be high art, but I noticed
+there was an art in playing bowls, and the old men
+who knew and studied it appeared mostly to win.
+A good old-fashioned game is bowls, that never
+seems wholly to go out of fashion, and a pleasant
+one to watch; engrossing too, for even Drake, when
+playing it on Plymouth Hoe with the dreaded
+Armada in sight, went on with his rub undisturbed.
+"There is no hurry," quoth he, and he quietly
+finished his game and then went and played ball
+with the Spaniards&mdash;but those were the days before
+steam. Now I never look on at a game of bowls
+but I think of bold Drake and those easy-going
+historic old days when, if they did things slowly,
+they did them very thoroughly.<br /><br /></p>
+
+<div class="figcenter">
+ <img src="images/ill-427.jpg" width="400" height="564"
+ alt=""
+ title="" />
+ <div class="caption"><p class="pn center">A FOURTEENTH-CENTURY DOORWAY.</p>
+</div></div>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_345" id="Page_345">[Pg 345]</a></span></p>
+
+<p class="p1">Writing of the subject of inn gardens, I
+remember seeing somewhere on the way boldly displayed
+on the front of an inn the simple legend
+"Lovely Garden." I am glad to note that innkeepers
+are becoming aware of the attraction of a
+garden and so proclaim it: a garden where guests
+may escape from walled rooms into the fresh air,
+there to loiter at ease retired from the street and
+the crowd; to secure a bedroom looking over those
+gardens is a further attraction to me.</p>
+
+<p>It may be that special good-fortune attended me,
+but during the whole of my journey never once at
+my inn where I stopped for the night did I fail to
+find entertainment, either from host or from guest.
+I think I have said so before. Now here at "The
+Swan" was still another landlord both willing to
+gossip and wishful to entertain a lone wanderer
+in the smoke-room of his comfortable hostel. He
+brought me a time-yellowed paper of the seventeenth
+century having an advertisement of his inn, to show
+how long it had been in existence. In the same
+paper, I think it was, my eye caught the following<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_346" id="Page_346">[Pg 346]</a></span>
+announcement: "June 19th, 1684. The post will
+go every day, to and from, betwixt London and
+Epsom during the season for drinking the waters."
+Then Epsom was a fashionable Spa. Also he
+showed me an old posting bill of the house that was
+of some interest, for it was a bill paid by the Rev.
+Gilbert White for a postchaise from "The Swan"
+to Meon Stoke and back, when White was on a
+visit to a friend at that place; and thus the bill
+runs:&mdash;</p>
+
+
+<p class="pn center p1"><span class="smcap">Harrow.</span></p>
+
+<p class="pn center p1"><span class="smcap">Hampshire&mdash;Alton.</span></p>
+
+<p class="pn center p1">Swan.</p>
+
+<p class="pn center p1">Neat Post-Chaises.</p>
+
+<table id="t03" summary="t03">
+
+ <tr>
+ <td colspan="4">&nbsp;</td>
+ <td class="tdc"><i>£</i></td>
+ <td>&nbsp;</td>
+ <td class="tdc"><i>s.</i></td>
+ <td>&nbsp;</td>
+ <td class="tdc"><i>d.</i></td>
+ </tr>
+
+ <tr>
+ <td>August 1st.</td>
+ <td>&nbsp;</td>
+ <td colspan="2">Chaise to Meon Stoke</td>
+ <td colspan="2">&nbsp;</td>
+ <td class="tdr">13</td>
+ <td>&nbsp;</td>
+ <td class="tdr">6</td>
+ </tr>
+
+ <tr>
+ <td colspan="3">&nbsp;</td>
+ <td class="tdc">Duty</td>
+ <td colspan="2">&nbsp;</td>
+ <td class="tdr">3</td>
+ <td>&nbsp;</td>
+ <td class="tdr">0</td>
+ </tr>
+
+ <tr>
+ <td>August 6th.</td>
+ <td>&nbsp;</td>
+ <td colspan="2">Chaise from Meon Stoke to Alton</td>
+ <td colspan="2">&nbsp;</td>
+ <td class="tdr">13</td>
+ <td>&nbsp;</td>
+ <td class="tdr">6</td>
+ </tr>
+
+ <tr>
+ <td colspan="3">&nbsp;</td>
+ <td class="tdc">Duty</td>
+ <td colspan="2" class="td043">&nbsp;</td>
+ <td class="td043">3</td>
+ <td class="td043">&nbsp;</td>
+ <td class="td043">0</td>
+ </tr>
+
+ <tr>
+ <td colspan="4">&nbsp;</td>
+ <td class="td043">£1</td>
+ <td class="td043">&nbsp;</td>
+ <td class="td043">13</td>
+ <td class="td043">&nbsp;</td>
+ <td class="td043">0</td>
+ </tr>
+
+ <tr>
+ <td colspan="4">&nbsp;</td>
+ <td colspan="5" class="td033">&nbsp;</td>
+ </tr>
+
+</table>
+
+<p class="pn">August 27th, 1785.</p>
+<p>Received the contents.</p>
+<p class="pn1"><span class="smcap">H. Harrow.</span></p>
+<p class="pd1">Paid by the Rev. <span class="smcap">Gilbert White.</span></p>
+
+<p class="p1">In the account of his Hampshire rides in this
+locality Cobbett thus delightfully refers to Gilbert
+White: "I forgot to mention that a man who showed
+me the way told me at a certain fork, 'that road
+goes to Selbourne.' This puts me in mind of a
+book that was once recommended to me, but which
+I never saw, entitled <i>The History and Antiquities
+of Selbourne</i> (or something of that sort), written, I
+think, by a parson of the name of White. The<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_347" id="Page_347">[Pg 347]</a></span>
+parson had, I think, the living of Selbourne." Now
+had the "parson of the name of White" only
+written about farming Cobbett might have taken a
+more intelligent interest in him. Next the landlord
+remarked, "You ought really to see our old church."
+(How often have the landlords of inns during my
+journey recommended me to see their church; even
+one offered me his pew on a Sunday, such a staunch
+churchman was he.) "It may interest you," he
+continued, "for there are still the marks on its walls
+of the cannon-balls that struck them during the
+Civil War, when the church was besieged" (still
+more of Cromwell's endless cannon-balls!), "and there
+are the bullet marks too on the door made at the
+same time." The story of this siege is sufficiently
+and quaintly recorded on a brass in the church, and
+this I copied as follows:&mdash;</p>
+
+<p class="pa6 p1">A Memoricall</p>
+
+<p class="pp1">For this renowned Martialist Richard Boles of ye<br />
+Right Worshipful family of the Boles. Colonell of a<br />
+Ridgment of foot of 1300. Who for his Gratious<br />
+King Charles ye First did wonders att the Battell<br />
+Of Edge Hill. His last action was at Alton in<br />
+This County of Southampton, he was surprised by<br />
+Five or six thousand of the Rebells which<br />
+Caused him, there Quartered, to fly to the Church<br />
+With near Fourescore of his men who there<br />
+Fought them six or seuen houers, and when<br />
+The Rebells Breaking in upon him, he slew<br />
+With his sword six or seuen of them and then<br />
+Was slayne himselfe with sixty of his men aboute him.</p>
+
+<p class="pa6 p1">1641.</p>
+
+<p class="pp1">His Gratious Soverayne hearing of his death<br />
+<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_348" id="Page_348">[Pg 348]</a></span>Give ys passionate Expression "Bring me<br />
+A Moorning Scarffe i have lost one of the<br />
+Best Commanders in this Kingdome."</p>
+
+<hr class="dec1" /><br />
+
+<p class="pp1">Alton will tell you of that Famous Fight<br />
+Which ys man made &amp; bade the world good night,<br />
+His Verteous life fear'd not mortalyty<br />
+His body must, his Vertues cannot die,<br />
+Because his Bloud was there so nobly spent,<br />
+This is his tombe, the Church his monument.</p>
+
+<p class="p1">The next morning, after seeing the church, as I
+was departing the landlord exclaimed, and that in
+spite of a fast-falling barometer and a plentiful
+supply of suspicious clouds about: "You'll have a
+fine day, for I notice the ants are throwing up their
+tiny heaps on the bowling-green, and when they do
+that the day is certain to be fine." I had not heard
+of this method of prognosticating the weather before;
+all the same it proved true, excepting for one short
+shower, when from the look of the sky at the start,
+and the south-westerly wind that was blowing, I
+should certainly have expected little but rain; yet
+even the shower we experienced I found out was
+local and did not extend very far.</p>
+
+<hr class="chap" />
+
+</div>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_349" id="Page_349">[Pg 349]</a></span></p>
+
+<div class="break">
+
+<h2 class="p4 mid">CHAPTER XIX</h2>
+
+<p class="pa3 p1">The Meon Valley&mdash;Warnford&mdash;A hidden church&mdash;A house "a
+million years old"!&mdash;A Saxon sun-dial&mdash;A ruined home&mdash;Corhampton
+and its Saxon church&mdash;A modern "Naboth's Vineyard"&mdash;An
+out-of-the-world village&mdash;A curious story&mdash;Quaint
+carvings and their legend&mdash;A church tower built by servants.</p>
+
+<p class="pn p2">We left Alton by the Winchester road; we did not,
+however, follow it for long, but turned down a by-road
+and soon reached a pretty village of some
+thatched cottages built round a little green, with its
+pond to make the picture complete. The inn there
+had on its signboard the representation of a fat
+monk with the legend "The Grey Friar," a fresh
+sign to me. Then passing a finely timbered park
+with many wide-branching elms in it, causing grey
+patches of shade on the great sweeps of sunlit
+sward, we began to explore the lovely Meon Valley,
+through which runs the clear and bright river Meon
+between richly wooded banks and gently sloping
+hills. I really do not think an artist could have
+designed prettier scenery had he the designing of
+it. A valley full of quiet beauty, yet so ignorant
+was I of my own land I had not heard of its charms
+before; many a guidebook-lauded valley is not half
+so beautiful as it. No poet has been born in that
+valley to sing its praises, otherwise it might have<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_350" id="Page_350">[Pg 350]</a></span>
+been famed. The day, too, was perfect, and the
+soft sunshine helped to make everything pleasant;
+the day and scene were attuned one to another.</p>
+
+<p>Up and down hill we went, then we dropped
+down to West Meon, a neat, clean village. The
+chief occupation of its inhabitants at the time
+appeared to be in standing idly at their doorways,
+or loafing in the road; it somehow reminded me of
+a scene at a theatre ready set, with the minor
+performers in place and awaiting the principal actors
+to come on the stage and play their parts. I often
+wonder how these villagers live with no local industry;
+they cannot live on one another, and they
+do not seem exactly the sort of people to receive
+dividends on investments, though in all of them at
+least the public-house appears to prosper. It is a
+problem beyond me. Here we crossed the Meon
+on a little stone bridge and proceeded by a delightfully
+tree-shaded road, as pleasant as a road could
+be, and along by the river-side to the tiny decayed
+village of Warnford, a mere hamlet rather of a few
+pretty and ancient cottages deep in woods where
+each cottage is a picture. Yet it had a depressingly
+lonely look as though the village were under some
+spell, for I did not see a soul about it, not a face
+at a window, not a figure at a door, no one in its
+cottage gardens, not a child, nor a dog, nor a fowl
+in the road. I stopped in the village for an hour,
+or more, to make some sketches and to take some
+photographs, yet all that while there was no sign of
+life about the place, no one going or coming. I
+could not but marvel at this, it was so curious an<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_351" id="Page_351">[Pg 351]</a></span>
+experience. It looked like a deserted village, yet
+the cottages appeared well cared for, and their
+little gardens loved and well tended. The strange
+loneliness and silence of the spot impressed me.
+Why was it? I could not account for it, unless all
+its inhabitants were away making holiday, but where
+were the dogs and the fowls? It might almost
+have been one of those picturesque model villages
+one sees in an exhibition at an early hour before
+the very properly dressed up and show village
+maidens have arrived and when no one is there,
+only it was far too real for that.</p>
+
+<p>There was one thing besides its loneliness that
+seemed strange and incomplete about the spot, though
+for a time I could not realise what I missed; then
+it struck me it was the absence of a presiding church,
+that is generally such a prominent feature of a
+village and centres the life of it. I looked carefully
+around, but nowhere could I see the church;
+there was no sign of one, nor a chapel. For even
+peaceful villagers cannot worship one God in one
+way.</p>
+
+<p>As I left the village by a road that bent round
+sharply by the side of a park, at last I saw a
+human being, a man close at hand in a field. So I
+pulled up and asked where the church was, or if
+there were one. "The church," replied he, "it
+be away in the park opposite, right in the woods.
+You cannot see it till you come to it. You go in
+at the lodge gate and follow the road over the
+bridge, then when you comes in sight of the house
+you turns to the right, and there be the church in<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_352" id="Page_352">[Pg 352]</a></span>
+the woods. It be a curious old place, over a
+thousand years old they do say." I thought I
+would see it. A thousand years old is a fair age
+for a building, and though the man might be mistaken
+in that, probably the building was very
+ancient. So off I set in search of the church that
+I found some way off in the park, half hidden and
+surrounded by trees and green in the shade of
+them. A humble little church with a damp and
+time-worn look, yet with a certain pathetic charm
+about it that belongs to most things ancient of
+man's contriving. I was surprised in so poor a
+church to come upon a fine altar-tomb with the
+recumbent effigies of a man and his two wives, and
+the kneeling figures of their children below; and
+another similar monument, both to members of the
+same Neale family, the earliest one bearing date of
+1599. Drops of moisture were dripping down the
+sides of the monuments as though the very stones
+were mourning for the forgotten dead. There is
+some fine carved oak in the church going to decay,
+and a curious old pillared font. But the interior
+was so dim and damp I was glad to get out of it.
+It certainly is an ancient church, and perhaps looks
+more ancient than it really is. Some of the walls, and
+certainly the small yet massive tower, are Norman,
+but that would not make it over a thousand years old;
+still, a century or two is nothing to rural folk. I once
+asked a man in a little country town if he could tell
+me the age of an interesting old house there. "I
+don't rightly know just how old it be," he replied,
+"but it's over a million years old, that I know for<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_353" id="Page_353">[Pg 353]</a></span>
+certain." I was astonished. "Surely you have
+made a mistake?" I exclaimed. "No, I haven't,"
+he responded, "for there's the date carved upon it,
+as you may see," and he pointed this out to me, for
+it had escaped my notice, carved in Roman letters,
+"MDXCII." "There, I told you it was over a
+million years old. 'M' stands for a million, as you
+know, and the other letters for more years, but I
+cannot rightly read them." I said nothing; it was
+not my business to educate the countryman. Once
+I did attempt to correct a villager about some
+glaring mistake in reading an inscription&mdash;he would
+read it to me; he resented my correction and walked
+off in a huff; now I am careful not to run the risk of
+so offending again.</p>
+
+<p>Church clerks too, as a frequent rule, I have
+found very touchy if you venture, however mildly,
+to differ with them about anything they may have
+to say about their church. I shall not in a hurry
+forget the rare trouble I got into with a more than
+usually intelligent clerk who was showing me over his
+interesting old church. Now I had noticed in the
+tiny town a small and cheap local handbook of the
+church for sale, so I purchased this before going to
+inspect the building. I had it with me as I went
+round the church accompanied by the clerk; I referred
+to it now and again and found it fairly correct
+as far as my knowledge went, but on one minor
+point of architecture I certainly thought the author
+was manifestly wrong. In my innocence I pointed
+this out to the clerk, with what I thought to be the
+quite harmless remark that "the writer of this book<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_354" id="Page_354">[Pg 354]</a></span>
+does not know everything." My guide was up in
+arms in a moment. "What do you mean?" queried
+he; "the book is absolutely correct; I never, no
+never, heard any one question it before. It has
+always given perfect satisfaction," and so forth and
+for some time. I was fairly taken aback. Why all
+this rage about nothing? thought I, and as I was
+thinking it out the clerk suddenly exclaimed, "Do
+you know who wrote that book?" I confessed I did
+not. "Why, I did," said the clerk, "I who have
+been here for over twenty long years, and there's
+not a soul in the whole county knows as much about
+the church as I do; I know every stone of it, and
+you have only been in it ten minutes. Now what
+is ten minutes to twenty years' long study?" I had
+"put my hand in a hornet's nest," as the saying has
+it, and I hardly remember to this day how I smoothed
+matters over; indeed I am not sure if I actually did,
+the clerk's feelings were wounded. I was truly sorry.
+I humbly apologised, I even trebled my tip, trusting
+thus to appease him; in a measure I did, but in a
+measure only, for he accepted it in an off-hand
+manner as though he were doing me a favour; still
+he accepted it, upon doing which he remarked,
+"You're a generous gentleman, that I will own, but
+you really don't understand architecture; however,"
+now in a tone more of sorrow than anger, "it takes
+a lifetime of study, it do." I was glad to get away
+from that clerk. Now I am careful when reading a
+book, or when having read one, that I do not talk unawares
+to its author. Yet I actually blundered again
+in a much similar way, though I hardly think I was<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_355" id="Page_355">[Pg 355]</a></span>
+treated quite fairly that time. An artist friend took
+me to look over a picture-gallery; he asked my
+opinion of the different pictures as we passed along;
+my opinion was not worth much, but he seemed
+pleased to have it, so I gave it quite freely. Of one
+picture I exclaimed, as I felt bound to make some
+remarks, "Well, I don't think much of that." "No
+more do I," said my friend, "for I painted it!"
+But when I profusely apologised and tried to explain
+I meant something quite different, even at the price
+of the truth, unlike the clerk my friend laughed
+aloud at the trick he had played and how he had
+trapped me, then insisted on my dining with him
+that night. Once on the journey I thought I saw
+an opportunity to turn the tables and to score in
+this way off a stranger. We were chatting in the
+smoke-room of our inn after dinner, when, to my
+surprise, I discovered he was reading a book I had
+written; he knew not my name, nor did I know his,
+and I hoped he might make some disparaging remark
+about my book, then I would tell him I wrote
+it, and could myself indulge in a laugh. But it never
+came off, for he put down the book unconcernedly
+and talked to me most of the evening; evidently he
+preferred my talk to my writing.</p>
+
+<p>But to return to the little church of Warnford, it
+depressed me with its silence and gloom; I was glad
+to get out into the fresh air, for it seemed like a tomb.
+As I was leaving, under the porch I caught sight of
+a curious old Saxon sun-dial, a somewhat rare thing
+to find, and over it was a long Latin inscription relating,
+as far as I could make out, though my Latin<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_356" id="Page_356">[Pg 356]</a></span>
+is rusty, to the rebuilding of the church a long while
+ago. The dial probably belonged to a still more
+ancient church that once stood on the spot, but why
+it was placed there where no sun could reach it I
+could not understand.</p>
+
+<p>Just by the side of the neglected churchyard I
+caught a glimpse of the ruins of an old house buried
+in trees, and a grand house it must have been in its
+day, for six upstanding stone pillars of what once
+was its great hall testify to its size, but little else
+remains but some broken and mouldering walls. Of
+its history I could glean nothing, for there was no
+one about to ask this. Then I returned to the car,
+and once more proceeded on my pleasant way down
+the wooded valley, with the musical murmuring of
+the river and the song of the wind in the woods for
+company; and I had all this lovely country to myself
+for some miles, except for a stray farmer's gig and
+a cart or two&mdash;a country where to my mind's eye
+peace dwelt in lowly cottages and scattered old-time
+farmhouses; truly the trail of the serpent might be
+there as well as elsewhere, but I saw no sign of it.
+To me it was a valley of peace and contentment.
+Perhaps it was because I was an onlooker only and
+had no concern in its life. It is well to be a mere
+onlooker at times, then the drama of the little
+world before you runs smoothly; you do not see
+behind the scenes. You behold neither the tragedy
+nor the comedy of life, only its sunshine and its
+pleasantness. So it is wise not to abide too long in
+any place, however it take your fancy, lest you risk
+disillusion of finding the world is much the same<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_357" id="Page_357">[Pg 357]</a></span>
+the world over, and the earthly paradise you have
+discovered is no paradise at all. I thought I had
+found my paradise once in a charming old and
+picturesque village far west, where all seemed so
+peaceful and blest; but I stayed there too long, for
+on getting to know the quiet country folk I too
+quickly discovered they had their grievances one
+against the other, just as much as those people who
+live in less desirable spots; these grievances mostly
+seemed paltry to me who had no part in them, but
+they were not to be got over. Yes, I had stayed
+there too long. Three weeks had I stayed, so
+charmed was I with the place and its cosy old inn:
+I had better have stayed for only three days, and
+retained my first dream of perfection.</p>
+
+<p>Next we came to the adjoining villages of Corhampton
+and Meon Stoke; I took them for one, but
+I learnt that the little river Meon divides them and
+that they really are two distinct places. On each
+side of the river, almost within a stone's throw of
+each other, their ancient churches stand. Two places
+of worship where one might suffice&mdash;surely a waste
+of Christian energy! How much energy is often
+wasted in country churches! A Sussex parson once
+told me that sometimes he had to preach and the
+choir had to sing to three old women and an umbrella!
+Both Corhampton and Meon Stoke are lovely
+villages in a lovely spot enclosed by wooded hills;
+you might travel for many a day and many a mile
+before coming to so fair a corner of the land. It is
+as fair as wooded hills, gently gliding river, with a
+droning old mill by its side, green meadows, pretty<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_358" id="Page_358">[Pg 358]</a></span>
+cottages gracefully yet accidentally grouped, and two
+grey, quaint, and ancient churches can make it.</p>
+
+<p>Meon Stoke church with its odd black wooden
+bell-turret makes a pretty picture standing by the
+side of the river where it broadens out into a pool.
+Corhampton church stands on a little knoll almost
+opposite, and is small and most unpretending, but
+of much interest, being Saxon, though since those
+far-away Saxon times it has suffered alteration.
+Now Saxon churches are rare in the land, notwithstanding
+that this was the second we had come
+upon in out-of-the-way places during the journey.
+Its walls still show the long-and-short Saxon stone-work,
+and there is a good example of a Saxon
+doorway on the north side, unfortunately built up.
+There is to me little doubt that its walls are the
+original ones, though patched here and there, and
+though later windows have been inserted in them,
+so that the building remains the same size and form
+as when first erected, long centuries past. In the
+churchyard is a large yew-tree undoubtedly ancient,
+but whether it is "as old as the building itself and
+the oldest in the country," as a parishioner asserted
+it was, I could scarcely believe; perhaps he did not
+realise the age of the church. I grant that the
+tree likely flourished in the days of Queen Bess,
+probably was old even then, and that takes one
+back a good while. How many churchyards boast
+of having the biggest and oldest yew-tree in the
+land? I have quite lost count of them, and of the
+"smallest church in England" I have seen not a
+few. Standing at one side of the porch we noticed<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_359" id="Page_359">[Pg 359]</a></span>
+the original altar-stone with five crosses on it, and
+within the church, built into the south wall of the
+chancel, is a curious stone chair. But I think
+perhaps Corhampton church is of more interest to
+the archaeologist than to the average tourist. I
+suppose there are still trout in the Meon as there
+were in Izaak Walton's past days when he fished
+in that river, for as we left I observed a woman on
+its banks patiently and deftly casting the fly, though
+the water was so clear and the sun so bright she
+could hardly hope for much sport. But anglers
+live greatly on hope. Good Izaak Walton knew
+when to stop fishing, for of one day he writes: "We
+went to a good honest ale-house, and there played
+shovel-board half the day ... and we were as
+merry as they that fished." He was no slave to his
+hobby, and owned it. Again I must confess that
+fishing with me is more an excuse to get out in the
+country with something to do than the mere
+catching of fish; possibly to others its chief charm
+lies in this. But it does not do to analyse one's
+pleasures.</p>
+
+<p>After Corhampton the country grew more open
+for a time, and at one spot on the top of a hill that
+rose across the river I caught sight of a quaint-looking,
+remote village with a fine church possessing
+a noble tower that dominates the landscape. I
+could not understand why so small and out-of-the-way
+a village (it seemed but a hamlet) should
+possess so fine a church. A sudden desire took me
+to explore it, so I turned down the narrow lane
+that led to the spot and climbed the opposite hill. I<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_360" id="Page_360">[Pg 360]</a></span>
+pulled up at the first cottage I came to; there were
+only a few, but this attracted my attention, being
+creeper-covered and with a porch all overgrown
+with fragrant honeysuckle just as a poet would have
+it. Then I noticed its name painted over its garden
+gate; this struck me as strange, for it was "Naboth's
+Vineyard." As I was standing close by, its owner
+came forth and bade me good-day; I think curiosity
+brought him out to learn what a stranger did there,
+in a motor-car too, where I should imagine strangers
+or motor-cars very seldom or hardly ever appear.
+We got chatting together about nothing in particular;
+then I asked why he had given his pretty cottage
+so strange a name. I thought there might be some
+story connected with it. "Can't you guess?" said
+he, smiling; "it's because so many people envy me
+it and would like to possess it. I thought it a very
+suitable name"&mdash;and he was simply the village
+blacksmith who had conceived this conceit. "Would
+you care to come into the garden and see what
+a fine view I've from it?" So I went into the
+garden and duly admired the view looking south
+far away down the valley, then bathed in the glow
+of the afternoon sun, and the garden I noticed was
+a pleasant one, gay with the bright, old-fashioned,
+hardy flowers so familiar to the Elizabethan poets,
+flowers that Mrs. Allingham has pictured to us in
+many of her charming drawings of cottage homes.
+How I love those hardy flowers, never hurt by the
+rain; they seem fuller of colour and far sweeter of
+scent to me than the pampered, potted-out ones
+that people admire or profess to admire to-day, and<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_361" id="Page_361">[Pg 361]</a></span>
+that are often ruined by a storm in an hour. I
+thought at the moment I could live in that cottage
+contentedly, far away from the world and its worries.
+I asked the name of the village and learnt it was
+Soberton.</p>
+
+<p>As I was quietly admiring the view, the blacksmith
+pointed me out a field down below. "Some
+time ago," said he, "a stone coffin was dug up
+there, and in it was a skeleton of a man embedded in
+cement, but no one could make anything of it." A
+skeleton only, buried in cement in a coffin, not in a
+churchyard&mdash;that is surely suggestive of mystery?</p>
+
+<p>From the garden I had a good view of the tall
+flint and stone-built church tower, and I expressed
+my surprise to find so fine a one there. "I expect
+you don't know its history," said the blacksmith. I
+confessed I did not, but would be pleased to hear it.
+"Well, it's like this," he continued; "they say it was
+built by the life-savings of two servants, a butler
+and a dairymaid, who were in service at an old
+mansion in the valley that has long been pulled
+down. You can see on the tower, if you care, the
+carved figures in stone of the butler and the maid,
+and between them there is a skull to show, I am
+told, that the tower was built after their death."
+So I went to inspect the tower and see what I could
+make of the carvings. How many quaint legends
+you pick up on the road if you only search out
+places remote where legends still linger. There,
+true enough, high up in the tower, just under the
+parapet, I saw plainly the two figures, opposite one
+another, of a butler with a key in his hand and a<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_362" id="Page_362">[Pg 362]</a></span>
+dairymaid with a pail by her side. They were
+carved with much skill and boldly, and appeared
+little the worse for the storms of years that must
+have beaten upon them, exposed as they are to all
+weathers. If sculptured stones could confirm a
+story, these stones appeared to do so. Then at the
+foot of the tower my eye caught this inscription:</p>
+
+<p class="pa4 p1">
+This tower<br />
+Originally built by Servants<br />
+Was restored by Servants<br />
+1881.</p>
+
+<p class="pn p1">I presume that whoever had that inscription placed
+there must have felt there was some truth in the
+story, though, to me, I confess it seems an improbable
+one. Still, what traveller would be so
+cruelly critical as to doubt every legend he hears?
+In this case the curious carvings are suggestive and
+certainly call for some story&mdash;else why are they
+there, and not only there, but so prominently placed
+right in front of the tower?</p>
+
+<hr class="chap" />
+
+</div>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_363" id="Page_363">[Pg 363]</a></span></p>
+
+<div class="break">
+
+<h2 class="p4 mid">CHAPTER XX</h2>
+
+<p class="pa3 p1">A tramp's story&mdash;A relic of a famous sea-fight&mdash;A tame road&mdash;Inn
+gardens&mdash;New landlords and old traditions&mdash;Chichester market-cross&mdash;A
+wind-swept land&mdash;"Dull and dreary Bognor"&mdash;A
+forgotten poet&mdash;Littlehampton&mdash;Country sights and sounds&mdash;A
+lulling landscape.</p>
+
+
+<p class="pn p2">From Soberton we resumed our way down the
+Meon Valley, which gradually widening out lost its
+vale-like character and with that much of its charm;
+its scenery culminated at Corhampton. We had
+not gone far before we sought shelter beneath some
+overhanging trees from a smart shower; already a
+tramp was sheltering there. As we drove up he
+received me with a military salute, or what he considered
+to be such, for it was not very well done,
+remarking at the same time, "Good-morning, captain."
+Tramps are fond of addressing any one as "captain";
+I presume they find it pleases. I simply acknowledged
+his salute out of civility, but said nothing.
+"Old soldier," exclaimed the tramp laconically.
+Old humbug, I thought, but still I said nothing, not
+from pride, but because he looked such a dirty, worthless
+tramp. But not a whit disheartened he came
+close up to the car, too close for my liking, and
+began to pitch a yarn how he had fought for his
+country against the Boers: "Now look at me, a poor<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_364" id="Page_364">[Pg 364]</a></span>
+old soldier who has served his country, having to
+tramp about in search of any odd job, and jobs is
+hard to find, and wherever I goes to ask for work
+there's sure to be a dog come for me. Dogs is a
+terror to a poor tramp." It might have been uncharitable
+of me, but I was rather pleased to hear
+that; I have a good opinion of a dog's judgment.
+Then he started on a long-winded story of his experiences
+and hardships, real or invented&mdash;I strongly
+inclined to the latter&mdash;during the war. The tale was
+not badly told, I must give him credit for that, yet
+I doubted the truth of it; my experience of tramps
+being extensive caused me to doubt; though if I
+meet with an interesting tramp, and some there are,
+I am always prepared for a chat and to pay the
+price of my entertainment&mdash;and cheat. Greatly
+doubting the truth of the tale, a sudden idea struck
+me: I asked the tramp the name of the ship he went
+out in. A surprise question it proved, for he
+hesitated before answering it, then he gave me a
+name; I had never heard of a ship so called, still
+that proved nothing; then I quite casually exclaimed,
+"Why, that's an old paddle-ship." "That's the
+one," he replied in some haste, not seeing the point
+that sea-going paddle-ships have long been out of
+date, and not one naturally was employed to convey
+troops to the Cape. Such is the artless art of the
+tramp; but that tramp got nothing from me. As
+soon as the shower was over I went on my way. I
+really do not think it kindness or wisdom to encourage
+the professional tramp, it only tends to
+increase the tribe who already sufficiently pester<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_365" id="Page_365">[Pg 365]</a></span>
+our roads. The best of them are lazy fellows who
+prefer their rough life to doing an hour's honest
+work. A friend of mine one day offered a begging
+tramp a good meal and a shilling to dig a corner in
+his garden, perhaps two hours' real work. But the
+tramp refused "the job," his excuse being he was
+hungry and needed the meal first, which might mean
+he would get the meal, then walk off.</p>
+
+<p>Soon we reached the pleasant little town of
+Wickham, where William of Wykeham was born in
+1324, and that is its only claim to fame as far as I
+know. It is a tiny town with a wide market-place,
+and it looked very sleepy that day. It consists of a
+number of gabled houses, mostly old and of various
+dates, the oldest, as usual, being the most picturesque.
+The modern city architect, with some very rare
+exceptions, appears to be ashamed of gables and of
+chimneys that so pleasantly break and vary the skyline.
+Wickham just escapes being quaint, but it
+retains the slumberous calm of old times. The
+charm that these quiet little unprogressive old
+towns have for some people lies not alone in their
+antiquity, though this has much to do with it, nor
+in their picturesqueness, for they are not all
+picturesque, except for an odd building here and
+there, but in their rare restfulness and completeness,
+for they never seem to grow or get ugly: now
+prosperous towns are always growing and eating up
+the green fields around, they have an unfinished
+look that displeases, and their modern buildings are
+hopelessly uninteresting, when not positively unsightly,
+and there is no sense of repose about them.<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_366" id="Page_366">[Pg 366]</a></span>
+They go in for plate-glass and show, and for tramways
+when they can. At Wickham we discovered a
+water-mill, built about a century ago, though it looked
+much older; the big beams within it were made
+out of the timbers of the U.S. frigate <i>Chesapeake</i>
+that was captured by H.M.S. frigate <i>Shannon</i> in
+that famous sea-fight of 1813, and some of the
+timbers bear the marks of the cannon-balls still.
+So in the most unlikely places we came upon history&mdash;indeed
+we never passed a day that we did not at
+some spot or another.</p>
+
+<p>We did not patronise the inn at Wickham, for
+there was still time for more wandering. I often
+wonder how these little inns in the sleepy country
+towns and villages pay, for their customers cannot
+be many. One landlord at whose inn I stayed on
+the way, a neat and even picturesque inn where I
+was very well treated and served, told me he paid
+£55 a year rent for it with stabling attached. It
+seemed a low enough rental to me, not enough to
+pay a fair interest on the building; but that was the
+owner's affair, I suppose he could not get more or
+he would. Mine host told me, during a chat in his
+cosy bar, that his average takings were £10 a week,
+"which is not all profit, of course. There are
+licences to pay and rent and taxes, then there's the
+providing and servants' wages, to say nothing of
+the wear and tear of carpets and furniture, which is
+considerable. No, sir, the innkeeper's lot is not all
+cakes and ale; his hours are late, and he has much
+responsibility. Yet the Government tax us unmercifully.
+Our worries are many, but we always
+have to greet our guests with a cheerful face as
+though we had nothing to worry about and were
+the happiest of men. We provide a home from
+home for all travellers and at all hours. It's hard
+work is innkeeping, and ought to be better rewarded."
+I agreed with mine host of a smiling face, and I
+drank his good health. When I paid my modest
+bill for excellent entertainment, I left feeling I was
+under an obligation to him for the trouble he took
+to obtain me admission to see over a most interesting
+half-timber Elizabethan house near by, having first
+told me of it and its eventful past history.<br /><br /></p>
+
+<div class="figcenter">
+ <img src="images/ill-452.jpg" width="400" height="240"
+ alt=""
+ title="" />
+ <div class="caption"><p class="pn center">AN OLD-TIME HOME.</p>
+</div></div>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_367" id="Page_367">[Pg 367]</a></span></p>
+
+<p class="p1">I had intended to follow the valley of the Meon
+right down to the sea, and by my map I find it
+would have taken me to Lichfield, but by some
+mischance at Wickham I got on the wrong road, a
+road that took me to Fareham, so the rest of the
+way I lost sight of the river. I was vexed with
+myself at having done this, for a river is always
+such cheerful company. No country, however tame,
+is without charm that has a river running through
+it; a river is, as a Frenchman said, "a moving road,"
+its destiny the sea; the birds sing best by its banks,
+the cattle go down to and refresh themselves and
+wade in its waters, the fisherman haunts it, often
+picturesque old mills stand by its side; there is
+always life by a river, and the gleam of it enlivens
+the dullest of landscapes. I always make for a
+river, and follow it as far as I conveniently can.
+Those old monks knew a good thing, they could
+be trusted for that, and be it noted how generally
+they built their abbeys by the side of a stream.<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_368" id="Page_368">[Pg 368]</a></span>
+Some say it was because they might catch fish for
+their Fridays when they fasted, or feasted, on fish,
+for fish is not a bad dish, washed down by good
+wine&mdash;so their enemies say, in the days when the
+monks became lazy and fat, and let their lands instead
+of farming them, but I rather believe they selected
+such sites with an eye for fair spots, and that
+only.</p>
+
+<p>The road on to Fareham seemed tame and
+hardly worth travelling. After the quiet beauties
+of the valley above, I was spoilt for the ordinary.
+But at Fareham, an unattractive, long-streeted
+town, I again found a good inn of the old-fashioned
+sort, and that reconciled me to the place; then the
+inn had a little garden in its rear overlooking an
+inlet of the sea where ships were harboured, and
+the sight of their masts and their sails gave a sense
+of romance to the view, for the sight of a ship,
+however small it may be, sets my thoughts a-wandering
+and voyaging in imagination all the
+world over. The town was forgiven, indeed forgotten.
+If an inn you rest at has only a pleasant
+garden to moon in, what matters the town? If
+"the finest landscape is improved by a good hotel
+in the foreground," how much the more so in comparison
+is a commonplace town? I know an old
+country town that might have been pleasant enough
+in past days, but now has been ruined picturesquely
+and utterly by some rows of most assertively ugly
+new buildings of staring red brick and blue slates
+and plate-glass; but at the end of it stands a fine
+coaching inn, a long low building with creeper-clad<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_369" id="Page_369">[Pg 369]</a></span>
+walls, a dream of old times with its swinging signboard
+upheld on a post, its panelled, beam-ceilinged
+chambers, its cool, cosy bar, its long out-of-date
+comfortable Georgian furniture, not to mention its
+big bowling-green on which our ancestors played.
+In spite of its ugliness, and very ugly it is, to that
+town I often repair solely for the sake of that inn,
+not forgetting its worthy host, who might have
+stepped out of some novel by Dickens or Ainsworth
+or James. So much for sentiment and the attraction
+of the picturesque. I really think that the inn
+makes the host; the subtle influence of an ancient
+inn, the atmosphere or a spirit of the past that
+lingers about it, soon takes possession of the later
+landlord and makes him one in his manner and
+ways with those who preceded him, and so without
+realising it he comes to conform to the old traditions
+quite naturally, almost as though he were born to
+them. So surely I feel this the case that I always
+expect, and I find&mdash;I cannot remember a single
+exception&mdash;an old inn of the kind to have a landlord
+in keeping. It is the same with old houses. I
+know a man of modern ideas who came into the
+possession of one and determined to make alterations
+in it, but somehow or other the alterations were
+postponed. Meanwhile the house quietly conquered,
+and now is religiously preserved as it was; the only
+concession to modern ideas being that a diamond
+casement window was replaced with one of plate-glass,
+and this merely for the sake of a view; but
+to-day the new owner regrets even that, and I fully
+expect in due time to find the old lattice panes<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_370" id="Page_370">[Pg 370]</a></span>
+back in their place, for the view can be sufficiently
+well seen through them.</p>
+
+<p>From Fareham we took the road to Chichester,
+a road that follows the line of the coast though a
+little inland; a road of no beauty after the first few
+miles, but not without interest. Here and there on
+the way we had peeps of the sea and of little landlocked
+creeks that had a charm of their own, and
+these redeemed the scenery from the uninteresting
+succession of houses and poor villages that succeeded
+one another with scant intervals for many a mile.
+Presently we came in sight of Portsmouth over a
+long lagoon, its waters coming right up to our road,
+which is embanked to preserve it from the wash
+of the tide. We caught a glimpse of the grim
+ironclads in the harbour dimly seen through the
+drifting dun smoke of the town, but the smoke
+above where touched by the sunshine was tinged
+with gold and glorified, and under such conditions
+even smoke can be beautiful seen afar off. As the
+road gradually rose we had a fine view across
+Langstone Harbour, over which the wind blew free
+towards us with a cool and refreshing salt savour.
+So through Havant and Emsworth we found our
+townified and dusty way and came to a land of
+flat green plains, ahead of which rose, pearly-grey
+against the white sky, the steeple of Chichester
+Cathedral with the irregular outline of the city
+below. Seen thus from our point of view it
+suggested a city of romance in the days of pilgrimages.
+Would that the reality could only come up
+to our vision! How much truth lies in Campbell's<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_371" id="Page_371">[Pg 371]</a></span>
+often-quoted line, "Distance lends enchantment
+to the view." We almost wished we could have
+avoided Chichester and so have retained that poetic
+vision, for "There is a pleasure, now and then, in
+giving full scope to Fancy and Imagination." But
+the road led to Chichester and nowhere else; to the
+south was the sea, and there was no other way.
+But Chichester is a pleasant old city, though it
+does not realise impossible dreams; its grey-toned
+cathedral makes a fine background for its beautiful
+arched market-cross. I am afraid I admire the
+market-cross more than the cathedral, for the
+cathedral is rather interesting than beautiful, whilst
+the market-cross is wholly beautiful and interesting
+besides. Never had an architect of lesser structures
+a more happy inspiration than when designing that
+graceful cross.</p>
+
+<p>We drove southward from Chichester to regain
+the sea front, and the road we selected we found led
+to Bognor: dull and dreary Bognor I have heard it
+called; its name is against it, and it is a hard thing
+to struggle against a bad name whether in man or
+place. Now we found ourselves in a flat land, a
+land of meadows and fields of waving corn, a land
+that stretched far away, wide and open to the long
+level lines of the distant horizon. Truly it was not
+a beautiful country according to the accepted traditions
+of beauty, for it was devoid of all character
+except flatness, and that is a quality that mostly
+appeals to a Dutchman or Fen dweller. Yet there
+was a certain charm about that flat country to me;
+I think it lay in the wide dome of sky above that<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_372" id="Page_372">[Pg 372]</a></span>
+flooded the landscape with unshadowed light, and
+the bracing breeziness of it, swept as it was by
+the unchecked winds from the sea. It was all so
+open, free, and flushed with the freshest of airs;
+then there was such a homely, friendly feeling about
+it, for it was a country of modest homes, not one of
+mansions or villas&mdash;a country of odd farmsteads and
+cottages only. Truly there was nothing strictly to
+admire in all the far prospect, only a succession of
+grass and green cornfields, "one field much like
+another," as I think Dr. Johnson once said of the
+country; but the brightness of the vast spaces of
+sunlit land, and the pronounced pureness and clearness
+of the air, made for cheerfulness and were
+inspiriting. If the landscape was in a measure
+monotonous, the wild flowers that abounded by the
+way made fair atonement for it. I knew not their
+names, but what mattered that? It was their beauty
+I prized, their colour and form. I pity the man
+who can travel from Dan to Beersheba and cry,
+"'Tis all barren." He had best stay at home and
+travel by book, till he learns through other eyes
+how to see. As Keats wrote of the pre-Wordsworth
+poets:</p>
+
+<p class="pp4 p1">Ah, dismal-soul'd!</p>
+<p class="pp1">The winds of heaven blew, the ocean roll'd<br />
+Its gathering waves&mdash;ye felt it not. The blue<br />
+Bared its eternal bosom and the dew<br />
+Of summer nights collected still to make<br />
+The morning precious: beauty was awake!<br />
+Why were ye not awake? But ye were dead<br />
+To things ye knew not.</p>
+
+<p class="p1">I think it was Stevenson who wrote an interesting<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_373" id="Page_373">[Pg 373]</a></span>
+article "On the Enjoyment of Unpleasant
+Places"&mdash;not that the country we passed through
+that day was in any way unpleasant, it simply was
+somewhat uninteresting; and there is an art in
+enjoying the uninteresting, or what you may deem
+so, though I must confess it does not come up to
+the higher art of "the enjoyment of unpleasant
+places." A man who can do that can be happy
+anywhere and without travelling far, but its accomplishment
+needs a good deal of training and time
+and trying, I should imagine&mdash;not, be it noted, to
+make the best of, but actually to <i>enjoy</i> the unpleasant.
+"Ay, there's the rub." That surely is
+an education in itself, somewhat in the shape of a
+task! Now I travel for pleasure and not to be
+taught.</p>
+
+<p>Perhaps it was because I fully expected to find
+Bognor a dull and dreary spot that I was agreeably
+disappointed with it. Then I confess I have a
+fancy for seeing places differently from other people,
+amounting almost to a confirmed opposition to prevailing
+opinion. It may be just then that I was in
+the unconscious humour to enjoy unpleasant places,
+but I could see nothing unpleasant about Bognor to
+test it. Basking in the bright sunshine it looked
+quite cheerful to me; indeed I thought I should
+much prefer to stay there than at fashionable and
+familiar Brighton, which seems like a town where
+the sea is but an accident and the shops on the
+front are the real attraction&mdash;Bond Street at
+second-hand. Hear what Richard Jefferies says:
+"All fashionable Brighton parades the King's Road<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_374" id="Page_374">[Pg 374]</a></span>
+twice a day, morning and afternoon, always on the
+side of the shops.... These people never look at
+the sea.... The sea is not 'the thing' at Brighton,
+which is the least nautical of seaside places"&mdash;and I
+fear that the music at the Pavilion is more to the
+liking of visitors there than the music of the waves.
+Now at Bognor I noticed there were crowds by the
+sea, crowds with a happy look on their faces, a sea
+that was sparkling and dancing far away with joy
+in its dancing, whilst the white-crested waves came
+rolling in on the beach, breaking and splashing in
+masses of silvery spray. I must have had my rose-coloured
+spectacles on that day, for I could see
+nothing dreary or dull about Bognor; all the people
+I saw there seemed light-hearted and sprightly, and
+it is not a bad rule to judge of a place by the people
+in it. Those who read this may smile, but in spite
+of its reputation and name, and reputation influences
+much, I took quite a liking to the place. Truly
+I must allow that the sun was shining down
+gloriously, "doing its best to make all things
+pleasant," and succeeding&mdash;making even Bognor
+look gay.</p>
+
+<p>It was but a short way from Bognor to the
+village of Felpham, where William Blake lived for
+some time to be near his friend Hayley the poet,
+who&mdash;the poet, that is&mdash;gained some repute in his
+day, though his popularity has not stood Time's
+trying test. Of Hayley it may be said, "Everything
+was good about him but his poetry." Still he wrote
+pleasant enough verse, though his thoughts were
+not deep. The last lines he composed to the<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_375" id="Page_375">[Pg 375]</a></span>
+swallows on his roof may be quoted as an example,
+not of his best, nor yet of his worst:</p>
+
+<p class="pp1 p1">
+Ye gentle birds that perch aloof,<br />
+And smooth your pinions on my roof,<br />
+Preparing for departure hence<br />
+Ere winter's angry threats commence;<br />
+Like you my soul would smooth her plume<br />
+For longer flights beyond the tomb.</p>
+
+<p class="p1">Hayley, who was given to writing epitaphs, also
+composed the well-known and much-quoted one to
+a local blacksmith that is to be found in Felpham
+churchyard, which runs thus:</p>
+
+<p class="pp1 p1">
+My sledge and hammer lie reclin'd,<br />
+My bellows too have lost their wind,<br />
+My fire's extinct, my forge decay'd,<br />
+And in the dust my vice is laid,<br />
+My coal is spent, my iron gone,<br />
+The nails are driven, my work is done.</p>
+
+<p class="pn p1">This epitaph has been frequently repeated elsewhere;
+I have come upon it in at least a dozen
+churchyards, sometimes with variations that are no
+improvements. An epitaph once popular soon became
+common property. Twice when touring in
+the Eastern Counties did a clerk of a church declare
+in effect, knowing I was in search of quaint epitaphs,
+"Now I can show you a curious one to a blacksmith
+that is quite original," only to find, once
+again, Hayley's epitaph there; and I really do not
+think I have ever been in a churchyard without
+coming upon the everlasting&mdash;and irritating because
+so commonplace&mdash;</p>
+
+<p class="pp2 p1">Afflictions sore<br />
+Long time he (or she) bore.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_376" id="Page_376">[Pg 376]</a></span></p>
+
+<p class="pn p1">Whoever originated these lines has much to answer
+for. On the other hand, the man who had simply
+inscribed on his wife's tombstone "Though lost to
+sight to memory dear," without a thought of such
+a thing has given us a classic quotation. Here,
+however, are two epitaphs that strike a fresh note.
+The first is at Cobham to a photographer, both
+brief and to the point, for all it says is "Taken
+from life." Another to John Knott, a scissor-grinder,
+may be found in smoky Sheffield:</p>
+
+<p class="pp2 p1">
+Here lies a man that was Knott born,<br />
+His father was Knott before him,<br />
+He lived Knott and did Knott die,<br />
+Yet underneath this stone doth lie</p>
+<p class="pp7">Knott christened,<br />
+Knott begot,<br />
+And here he lies<br />
+And yet was Knott.</p>
+
+<p class="p1">From Felpham we drove along narrow roads to
+Littlehampton. I am not sure that we went the
+nearest or best way, indeed I feel almost sure we
+did not; even on the map it is not simple to follow.
+I know we wound about a good deal, first in one
+direction, then in another, but it was very pleasant
+wandering, and we passed by many delightful old
+homes and pretty cottages. It was a land of
+pleasant homes and quiet abiding. Now and then
+we caught a peep of the sea on one hand, and of
+the fine rolling "hills of the South Country" on
+the other, and on the level land between our road
+took its devious way as though of uncertain mind
+whether to make for the sea or the hills, then finally
+making for the sea at Littlehampton.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_377" id="Page_377">[Pg 377]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>Now and then we heard the fussy rattle of a
+mowing machine busy at work in a field. Not
+only country sights but country sounds have
+changed greatly during the past century. Scarcely
+ever now one hears the once familiar whetting of
+the scythe, or the soothing swish of it in the long
+grass. Sings Tennyson:</p>
+
+<p class="pp3 p1">
+O sound to rout the brood of cares,<br />
+The sweep of scythe in morning dew.</p>
+
+<p class="pn p1">That is the value of pleasant sounds. It is long
+since I have heard the beat of the flail threshing
+out the grain on the barn floor; to-day in its place
+we have the steam threshing-machine, and that is
+the only mechanical sound that pleases my ear, the
+dreamy hum of it when mellowed by distance.
+Doubtless associations have much to do with the
+pleasure sounds afford. Who loves not the "caw,
+caw, caw" of the rook? Yet in reality it is a sound
+harsh and grating, but then one always so intimately
+connects it with the country, big trees, ancestral
+homes and rural delights, that, though truly discordant,
+the notes even gratify the ear.</p>
+
+<p>So we reached Littlehampton, half port half
+watering-place, of no great importance as either.
+From Littlehampton our road kept up much the
+same pleasantly rural and uneventful character, with
+hills to the north and the sea to the south, and the
+same sort of level and, in parts, well-wooded land
+between. "Hills," it has been said, "give hope,
+wood a kind of mysterious friendliness with the
+earth, but the sea reminds us that we are<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_378" id="Page_378">[Pg 378]</a></span>
+helpless." We had all three, but the sea that
+day, gleaming and bright in the glance of the sun,
+looked more like a friend than a foe; it did not
+suggest the helplessness of man but rather his
+convenient highway over the world to distant lands
+of old romance&mdash;if any be left.</p>
+
+<p>There is an infinite pleasure to the quiet-loving
+pilgrim in driving through a lulling land like this
+where all is restful to the eye and hurry a thing
+unknown, a land through which you drive on in a
+sort of day-dream and for a time desire nothing
+better, a land</p>
+
+<p class="pp3 p1">Where the wind with the scent of the sea is fed,<br />
+And the sun seems glad to shine.</p>
+
+<p class="pn p1">In truth there was a touch of sunny Southernness
+about it, a warmth and brightness suggestive of
+Italy, though the scenery was essentially English.</p>
+
+<p>Then we came to the sea again at Worthing,
+when my rose-coloured spectacles must surely have
+dropped from my eyes, for I could see nothing
+attractive about it: otherwise how can I account for
+the fact that Bognor, "dull Bognor," appealed to
+me and Worthing did not? Perhaps because, I
+thought, there was more pretence of being a
+watering-place about Worthing, and I heard a band
+playing there, and I heard no band at Bognor but
+only the surge of the sea. I was glad to escape
+from Worthing; it had no interest for me beyond
+its fresh air.</p>
+
+<hr class="chap" />
+
+</div>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_379" id="Page_379">[Pg 379]</a></span></p>
+
+<div class="break">
+
+<h2 class="p4 mid">CHAPTER XXI</h2>
+
+<p class="pa3 p1">Travel in the old days&mdash;Sequestered Sussex&mdash;Country homes&mdash;A
+mellow land&mdash;A gibbet post and its story&mdash;Chiddingly and its
+church&mdash;The Pelham buckle&mdash;Wayside crosses&mdash;St. Dunstan's
+tongs and his anvil&mdash;A curious brass&mdash;Iron stocks&mdash;Home
+again.</p>
+
+<p class="pn p2">From Worthing our road led for three or four
+miles along "the beached margin of the sea," a
+straight stretch of dreary and shelterless shingly
+road, looking doubly dreary after the pleasant green
+lanes we had so recently travelled. At the end of
+this we crossed the Arun close above where it joins
+the Channel, its short race run, its life almost too
+brief to grow into a real river; sea-gulls were whirling
+about it, but what they did there I could not
+make out; they were not catching fish, nor did they
+alight on the land or the water, but kept whirling
+round and round restlessly just over one spot in an
+apparently purposeless manner; but it pleased me to
+watch them, for the freedom of the wing is a glorious
+thing. When sea-gulls do this away from the sea
+I am told it is a sign of bad weather.</p>
+
+<p>On the other side of the river stood the old town
+of Shoreham with its shipping, and above the town
+rose its weather-beaten, ancient Norman church
+tower; square, massive, grey and stern like its<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_380" id="Page_380">[Pg 380]</a></span>
+builders, strangely sculptured, too, by the salt spray
+and sea winds that have wrought their will upon it.
+From our point of view the town had an ancient
+look, though much of it is modern enough, but the
+grime of its smoke had toned down the new to the
+old. Beyond Shoreham lies Brighton, and to avoid
+the tedious and unprofitable drive through both
+towns and along a mere succession of houses we
+turned up by the river-side and went northward
+inland in search of old-fashioned places.</p>
+
+<p>We paid a toll at the bridge by which we crossed
+the Arun, and that was the only toll we had on the
+way. Years ago, when I was much younger and
+took long driving tours, the tolls I had to pay at the
+toll-gates often cost me more than my dinner, to say
+nothing of the provoking fact of having frequently
+to pull up, and often besides be kept waiting for
+change. Those old toll-keepers were a race apart,
+and in remote places would dally at the gate whilst
+they asked me for the news of the day. Such trifles
+seem to make those old times appear farther off than
+they are. It was slow travelling then, and with tired
+horses often your choice of an inn for the night was
+"Hobson's choice," for you could not go farther&mdash;yet
+these leisured old times make pleasant memory.
+Now wherever you go you can rarely escape the
+morning newspaper; to do so is a test of remoteness
+indeed. What with telegraphs, telephones, railways
+and motors, news travels fast and the world is made
+smaller. It was the coach that brought the first
+tidings of events in times past, and its arrival was
+eagerly watched for in the towns and villages on<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_381" id="Page_381">[Pg 381]</a></span>
+the way: so was the news of Trafalgar and Waterloo
+spread through the land. Some of those toll-keepers,
+it is said, were in league with the highwayman, and
+signalled to him about any likely passing and lonely
+traveller by an open or a shut window, at night by
+means of a light in the same window; but this may
+be scandal. At least we know that some rascally
+landlords of inns were accomplices of the highwayman;
+rumour indeed has it that Dick Turpin was so
+indignant at a certain landlord giving information
+to a rival "when under articles to him" that he
+threatened to shoot that landlord. In return for his
+services the toll-keeper was never robbed of his
+day's takings. There is a tale told of a certain lady
+of quality who in those exciting times of travel
+always used to take with her a purse filled with base
+coin to hand over: but how, I wonder, did that lady
+become possessed of so much base coin?</p>
+
+<p>It was a pleasant drive by the side of the river
+to the pretty village of Bramber, with its half-timber
+cottages and fragment of a Norman castle on a
+wooded knoll. I think it was at Bramber that a
+friend told me a few years ago he visited an interesting
+little museum and found the following admission
+notice: "Adults twopence, Children One penny,
+Ladies and gentlemen what they will." I wonder
+how many extra pennies good folk were induced to
+part with for the glory of being in the latter category?
+A somewhat similar notice I read in an inn garden:
+"People must not pluck the flowers. Ladies and
+gentlemen never do." There was some art in that
+notice.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_382" id="Page_382">[Pg 382]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>From Bramber we drove through a fine open
+country of wide prospects, the forgathering of the
+hedgerow trees making the distance look like one
+vast forest&mdash;a forest never reached but that always
+circles the horizon. Next we came to Henfield, a
+quiet and picturesque village. After Henfield we
+got into a sequestered land beyond railways and on
+to some pleasant by-roads and narrow lanes where
+in sunny nooks hosts of wild flowers flourished, and
+the hedges delighted in tangled disorder. We were
+again in a land of sleepy farmsteads of the old
+Sussex type, farmsteads of time-toned walls, weather-tinted
+tiling, long, low, lichen-laden roofs, and great
+chimney-stacks&mdash;always a great and shapely chimney-stack
+of much the same pattern, but of a very good
+and pleasing pattern. This type of farmhouse is
+not confined to Sussex, but may be found over its
+near borders both in Kent and in Surrey. Such
+farmhouses are much sought after to-day, I am told,
+to be converted into homes for town people, because
+of their picturesque charm. This has come about, I
+believe, in a measure owing to the motor-car making
+accessible even remote country places; no longer do
+people depend wholly on the railway as formerly;
+indeed an estate agent told me that often the stipulation
+of country home seekers now is "not near a
+railway." People,</p>
+
+<p class="pp1 p1">Weary of men's voices and their tread,<br />
+Of clamouring bells and whirl of wheels that pass,</p>
+
+<p class="pn p1">desire to get into the real country and away from
+the crowd. I have just been reading in that
+delightful book, <i>An Odd Farmhouse</i>, how such an
+old house was found, and the charm of the life in it.
+"It lay in a dimple of the Downs, all around it were
+meadows.... A long, low, Jacobean building of
+simple but beautiful lines.... I looked through
+the dining-room windows and saw the tiled floor,
+the oak cupboards built into the wall, the great
+beams traversing the ceiling, the Gargantuan
+chimney-place, some eleven feet long, and deep
+enough to hold settles in the ingle-nook. There
+was a raised platform for logs, an old Sussex iron
+fire-back and a swinging crane with many hooks
+and arms." Such a picture sets me longing to live
+in some similar old Jacobean farmhouse: would only
+such good fortune were mine. I know the picture is
+true, for I have more than once, and in different old
+Jacobean homes, spent a night with mine hosts in
+them. I have sat in their ingle-nooks before
+blazing fires of logs on their hearths, watching the
+fitful flames leap up their wide chimneys, as they
+threw a ruddy glow on beamed ceiling and panelled
+wall whilst casting mysterious shadows around; and
+I have fed my full of the poetic charm and the
+romance, rare in these commonplace days, of those
+nights. The builder of a house never invented a
+better thing than the old-fashioned big ingle-nook:
+not the poor pretence affair that the modern architect
+calls one, with a cheerless, slow, combustion
+coal grate in its centre; but an ingle-nook at least
+ten feet wide&mdash;and many are more&mdash;with a big oak
+beam above, and deep enough to hold settles to seat
+comfortably four about the wide hearth, with its
+fire-back and fire-dogs intended for the burning of
+wood, such as they built in the Jacobean age when
+men knew how to build homes to live in and joy in,
+not merely houses for shelter&mdash;homes that were
+pictures without and within.<br /><br /></p>
+
+<div class="figcenter">
+ <img src="images/ill-470.jpg" width="400" height="562"
+ alt=""
+ title="" />
+ <div class="caption"><p class="pn center">A JACOBEAN DOORWAY.</p>
+</div></div>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_383" id="Page_383">[Pg 383]</a><br /><a name="Page_384" id="Page_384">[Pg 384]</a></span></p>
+
+<p class="p1">But I have strayed from the road. It was a quiet
+land we were in, one out of the way of much traffic,
+for the lanes seemed to lead nowhere in particular,
+and only to exist for local convenience, but they
+take you into the heart of the real country: a land
+as hushed as ever it was in the distant days of
+"Queen Bess," for there has nothing arisen since to
+disturb its foretime tranquillity&mdash;unless, perhaps, the
+rare and temporary intrusion of a motor-car whose
+driver has lost his way. It is for such unpretentious,
+peaceful scenery that the Englishman yearns at
+times when in foreign lands far away. Just a
+yearning for the sight of England's green fields,
+green hedges, leafy elms, and old homes, nothing
+more. Even Byron, that wanderer, sings:</p>
+
+<p class="pp1 p1">A green field is a sight which makes us pardon<br />
+The absence of that more sublime construction<br />
+Which mixes up vines, olives, precipices,<br />
+Glaciers, volcanoes, oranges, and ices.</p>
+
+<p class="pn p1">Also did not Keats, when in Italy, once tell Severn
+that he lay awake one night just thinking all the
+while of England's green fields and her flowers?</p>
+
+<p>I have often wondered how so simple a thing as
+a purely English pastoral landscape can so greatly
+please; wherein exactly lies its strong power to
+charm? I once took an American friend for a long
+drive through a beautiful corner of England. I<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_385" id="Page_385">[Pg 385]</a></span>
+selected it specially, wishing to give my visitor a
+pleasant impression of the old country. There were
+hills and fair woods on the way, winding streams
+with ancient stone bridges across them, a lovely
+ruined priory in a lonely glen, old homes, many
+gabled and ivy-clad, picturesque cottages, and a
+quaint, old-world village or two. These were some
+of the good things we saw. When the journey was
+ended&mdash;we took it by motor-car, so we went far&mdash;I
+asked my friend what pleased him the most.
+"Well, I think," said he, "it's the mellow, domesticated
+look of the country, as though man and nature
+had long been on familiar terms there; but what
+really appeals to me most are just your green
+meadows studded with daisies, and your beautiful
+hedges." It was actually the simple sight of the
+daisied meadows and the green hedges that pleased
+him more than all the other good things, and the
+other things were very good indeed. It is sometimes
+enlightening to see our land as others see it.
+Listen to what Mark Twain says in his <i>More
+Tramps Abroad</i>:&mdash;</p>
+
+<p class="pa5 p1">After all, in the matter of certain physical patent rights
+there is only one England. Now that I have sampled the globe
+I am not in doubt. There is the beauty of Switzerland, and it
+is repeated in the glaciers and snowy ranges of many parts of the
+earth; there is the beauty of the fiord, and it is repeated in New
+Zealand and Alaska; there is the beauty of Hawaii, and it is
+repeated in ten thousand islands of the Southern Seas; there is
+a beauty of the prairie and the plain, and it is repeated here
+and there in the earth; each of these is worshipful, each is
+perfect in its way, yet holds no monopoly of its beauty; but that
+beauty which is England, is alone; it has no duplicate. It is<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_386" id="Page_386">[Pg 386]</a></span>
+made up of very simple details&mdash;just grass, and trees, and shrubs,
+and roads, and hedges, and gardens, and houses, and churches,
+and castles, and here and there a ruin, and over all a mellow
+dreamland of history. But its beauty is incomparable, and all
+its own.</p>
+
+<p class="p1">There must surely be some special charm in a
+country, unassuming though it may be, to cause
+such praise of it to be written. Does not even
+cosmopolitan Kipling pronounce his preference for
+"Sussex by the sea" over all the world?</p>
+
+<p>We were in Sussex again, but, in spite of Kipling,
+I love Sussex inland, sequestered Sussex of woodlands,
+sleepy villages, ancient farmsteads and cottages,
+and genuine ruralness, infinitely more than "Sussex
+by the sea," with its fringe of more or less fashionable
+watering-places. Inland Sussex, on the whole,
+is the Sussex and the England of the long past,
+delightful to see, but much of seaside Sussex is the
+England of to-day, and is rather depressing to me.
+The real charm of Sussex lies in its ancientness and
+in its simple, good-humoured country folk, not in
+its modernness. People who rush from London by
+rail or by motor on the main highways to Brighton,
+or other of its seaside towns, know little of rural
+Sussex or the rare charms of its silvan scenes.</p>
+
+<p>Travelling through this peaceful land, loitering
+along its lanes that tempted one to loiter because of
+their pleasantness, we eventually turned up at Ansty
+Cross, where we were on one of the three familiar
+Brighton roads, for there is a choice of roads from
+London to Brighton, all beloved of the speedy
+motorist who heeds not the scenery he passes; but<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_387" id="Page_387">[Pg 387]</a></span>
+they are dusty, with much hasting traffic, and not the
+roads that a quiet-loving pilgrim would choose.
+For this cause we did not go far on the Brighton
+road, but left it by the first promising lane, and in
+time we reached a little green in an out-of-the-way
+spot. I could not find it named on my map; there
+was no village there, but a cottage or two faced it,
+and in the centre of the green was a post with a
+weathercock on the top, and the weathercock had
+the date of years past pierced in it, a date I have
+forgotten. The post was railed round for protection,
+so I thought there might possibly be some
+story connected with it, otherwise why so protected?
+I asked particulars of a cottager, and he, nothing
+loth to be informing, told me that the post was part
+of an ancient gibbet&mdash;I do not remember having
+seen such a thing before&mdash;whereon a man was hung
+in chains for robbery and murder. It appears from
+the tale I was told that a tramp sought food and
+shelter one night at a cottage close by; the cottager
+took pity on him and gave him food and a night's
+lodging, and was in return robbed of the small
+savings he had by the scoundrel of a tramp, who
+richly deserved his fate. Such are the tales of the
+road.</p>
+
+<p>It must have been a gruesome sight in old days,
+and one not at times to be avoided, for travellers
+to see a man hung up thus by the wayside, his
+shrivelled body swinging, or perhaps only his bones
+rattling, in the wind to the creaking of the chains.
+I remember a certain church clerk telling me a
+story of how in past days, at a spot near his church,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_388" id="Page_388">[Pg 388]</a></span>
+a poor woman's only son was exposed on a gibbet&mdash;I
+think it was merely for stealing a sheep he
+suffered death, stolen to provide his widowed
+mother with food,&mdash;and how in after days the poor,
+bereaved, broken-hearted, solitary widow used to
+tramp all alone on dark winter nights to the gibbet
+to pick up any bones of her boy that might have
+fallen to the ground, and carry them carefully home,
+so that she might secretly bury them in a quiet
+corner of the churchyard. I could only hope that
+the story was not true, but the clerk assured me it
+was, "every word of it." Sometimes I am thankful
+I live in these latter days.</p>
+
+<p>Then wandering over more winding lanes we
+came to the top of Scaynes Hill, where the road
+dropped down steeply before us, and from where
+there is a fine view looking over the fair wooded
+Weald to the bare but not barren downs, and just
+then over their long, undulating line the sea mists
+were creeping, and I thought there came wafted
+inland the rare scent of the sea. The mists kept
+rolling in great masses down the green sides of the
+hills, then as if by magic vanished from view. I
+never saw the South Downs look so glorious or so
+mountainous as they looked with their crowning of
+mists and their dark shadowed bases. To realise
+the full beauty of the downs you must see them in
+all weathers and not in sunshine alone. Sunshine is
+cheerful, but sunshine is a tamer; now mists give the
+downs just a suspicion of grandeur. Even Snowdon
+looks tame on a clear, cloudless day.</p>
+
+<p>Descending Scaynes Hill we mounted again to<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_389" id="Page_389">[Pg 389]</a></span>
+a wide open common with a big white windmill
+topping it and so exposed to all the winds, a mill
+boldly in evidence that surely would have tempted
+Don Quixote, had he been of to-day and passed by
+that way, to try a tilt or two at it. Without the mill
+the common would have looked bare and have been
+wholly characterless except for its openness. I
+think, after an old castle or a ruined abbey, there is
+more character about a windmill than in any other
+building; moreover, a windmill is always a telling
+and a graceful structure, so a pleasing, even a
+poetic, feature in any landscape. I really think
+that more than half the charm of Holland lies in its
+many bickering windmills, and the life their whirling
+sails give to its flat and dreamy landscapes with
+their slow canals.</p>
+
+<p>After a time our road led us between great rocks,
+so quickly in England does the scenery change its
+character, for the rocks suggested a road in the
+wild North Country; it was as though we had
+suddenly been transported there. So we reached
+steep-streeted Uckfield, and in a few more miles
+the little railless town of East Hoathly, somewhat
+beyond which I espied, peeping over distant woods,
+a tall stone church steeple; it attracted my eye, for
+it is an unusual sight in Sussex, where the churches
+have mostly square towers, or steeples roofed with
+oak shingles. On consulting my map I found the
+steeple belonged to Chiddingly church, a little
+remote village off any main road. I had indeed
+some trouble in finding my way there along the
+narrow lanes that alone led to it. The church<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_390" id="Page_390">[Pg 390]</a></span>
+proved interesting. For the village I cannot say
+much. It consisted of but a few houses, not more
+than half a dozen, I think, a small shop where they
+appeared to sell everything from bacon to pins (it
+was the post office also), and a little inn boasting of
+the sign of "The Six Bells," a sign that presumably
+gives one the number of bells in the steeple, for it
+was an old custom to represent the number of bells
+in the neighbouring church on an inn sign&mdash;one
+amongst other odd bits of information I picked up
+on the journey; my journey indeed provided me
+with quite a storehouse of information about unimportant
+matters.</p>
+
+<p>Chiddingly church has an ancient and time-worn
+look. I noticed that the steeple was bound round
+with iron chains, and I asked a man of the place
+if he knew why they were there, for they were not
+ornamental. "They be to keep the old steeple
+together," said he. Poor old steeple, thought I, to
+have to depend upon chains to hold it in place.
+"It was the village blacksmith's idea," explained
+the man. Now I should have thought it was an
+architect's job. But iron chains exposed thus to
+all storms would in no long time rust away, I should
+imagine, though I dare say they will last for some
+years; but never before have I seen a building so
+repaired. It is truly a primitive arrangement
+without even the advantage of being picturesque.</p>
+
+<p>The west doorway displays at either end of the
+drip moulding the quaint device of the Pelham
+buckle. Now this device was the crest or badge
+of Sir John Pelham, that gallant knight who made<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_391" id="Page_391">[Pg 391]</a></span>
+prisoner the King of France at the famous fight of
+Poictiers, after which he assumed as his crest or
+badge a representation of the sword-belt buckle of
+the captured king, and on any building he founded,
+or helped in its construction, he caused a carving
+of that badge to be placed. This bit of information
+I also picked up on the way, though on
+a previous tour. On a good many churches in
+Sussex you will find the Pelham buckle engraved.
+Such was the pride of the Pelhams.</p>
+
+<p>The west window of the church is notably out
+of the centre of the tower, and is but one example
+of many showing how the old builders considered
+not strict uniformity, and by so doing, I feel, added
+a certain charm of irregularity to their structures;
+they were content with eye measurements; to-day
+the foot-rule settles everything with a mathematical
+and eye-provoking accuracy.</p>
+
+<p>Within the church what first caught my eye was
+the gorgeous monument, in a side building all to
+itself, of "Sir John Jefferay, Knt., late Lord Chief
+Baron of the Excheqvr," who "dyed the xxiii of
+May 1575." This monument is somewhat mutilated,
+it is said at one time by country folk who mistook
+it for the tomb of the hated Judge Jeffreys. A
+little away from the church stands a portion of the
+wing, with its windows bricked up, of the once
+stately home of the Jefferays, now converted into
+the outbuildings of a farmhouse&mdash;and that and their
+tomb marks the end of their glory.</p>
+
+<p>I noticed in the church an old-fashioned two-decker
+pulpit, with a sounding-board above; you do<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_392" id="Page_392">[Pg 392]</a></span>
+not see many of these nowadays. This reminds
+me of a story of old times I heard on the way and
+that was fresh to me. It appears that in a certain
+country church a strange parson had taken duty one
+Sunday. Now it was the custom there not to
+begin the service before the squire had arrived.
+But the strange parson knew nothing of this nor of
+the squire, so he promptly started with "When the
+wicked man," whereupon the clerk below hurriedly
+stood up and in a loud whisper exclaimed, "You
+must not begin yet, sir, he has not come in."</p>
+
+<p>From Chiddingly we proceeded over hilly and
+winding lanes and roads to Cross-in-Hand, a lonely
+spot with an inn and a few cottages, so named, I
+presume, from a pre-Reformation cross that probably
+once stood there. These at the junction of roads
+(as here), where they often were placed, were
+frequently provided with a hand to point out the
+way, and so were the forerunners of the later
+finger-posts. A few more miles brought us to
+historic Mayfield, set boldly on a hill, where in the
+Convent (once the palace of the Archbishops of
+Canterbury) they show you the veritable tongs of
+St. Dunstan, and point out the very dent made in
+them caused by his Satanic Majesty's nose when he
+pinched it, and his anvil also at which the saint was
+at work at the time. They sell picture post-cards
+of them in the town also. I thought it was a monk
+of Glastonbury, and at Glastonbury, who had the
+credit of this thrilling exploit; but at Mayfield they
+declare the event took place there, and are not the
+actual tongs proof sufficient? At Glastonbury<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_393" id="Page_393">[Pg 393]</a></span>
+there are no such tongs; now at Mayfield the doubting
+traveller may see the tongs and the dent in
+them.</p>
+
+<p>By the way, I heard a rather quaint story of the
+palace in the troublesome old days when the roads
+were infested with robbers. Late one night a loud
+knock was heard at the door, whereupon the porter
+opened the little iron-guarded shutter to see who
+was there, and discovered a man begging in God's
+name for some food; but the porter did not like the
+look of the stranger and took him for a thief, so he
+kept the door closed, when suddenly the big bolts
+flew aside of their own accord and the door opened
+of itself; it was a saint who was standing outside!
+But how could the poor porter tell that, if the man
+looked not the part? So I think it was hardly
+fair of the saint to reprove the porter for not at
+once opening the door in God's name. The
+modern tramp is no saint, but he makes very free
+use of God's name.</p>
+
+<p>From Mayfield we struck west over a wild, open
+country in search of Ticehurst, that appeared, from
+my map, to be a little village or small town, fairly
+remote from the rail and therefore possibly interesting.
+It was a fine drive through a rough-and-tumble
+country, and though Ticehurst disappointed me, the
+road to it did not. Ticehurst proved to be a clean,
+neat, wide-streeted village, with a village well in the
+centre&mdash;a village of some old houses and pleasantly
+situated, but not otherwise specially attractive. The
+inn there is said to be of the fourteenth century,
+though it hardly looks it. Finding the village uninteresting<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_394" id="Page_394">[Pg 394]</a></span>
+I strolled to the church, a grey and ancient
+pile overlooking a vast extent of rolling and wooded
+hills. It was almost worth going to Ticehurst for
+that revelation of scenery. Over the church porch
+I noticed a parvis chamber, and within the building
+a quantity of stained glass in its many and large
+windows; some of the glass is old and good, some
+modern and not so good. I noticed also the curious
+circular clerestory windows of singular design, a
+unique feature of the church as far as my knowledge
+extends. Portions of the stone steps to the former
+rood-loft still exist, I observed, and there is an old
+carved oak cover to the font with a worn inscription
+on it that I could not decipher. The chief interest
+of Ticehurst church, however, lies in a curious brass
+to "John Wybarne Armigi," who died "sexto decimo
+die ffebruarii Anno Rigni Regis henrici Septimi
+quinto." He is represented on his brass in full
+armour between his two wives, and at least four
+times their size. This suggests that the brass was
+originally only intended for one figure, and that
+those of the two wives were added afterwards, so
+there was no room to make them larger in the
+remaining space available. It is, too, a curious circumstance
+that the armour shown is of a considerably
+earlier period than that in which this John
+Wybarne lived. This further suggests to me that
+it may have been a memorial to some former knight
+basely appropriated, for such things were done in
+times past, as many a palimpsest brass proves; to
+me in the details of its armour it bears a close
+resemblance to the one to Sir John D'Agentine at<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_395" id="Page_395">[Pg 395]</a></span>
+Horseheath in Cambridgeshire, bearing date of
+1382.</p>
+
+<p>From Ticehurst we had a glorious drive through
+a rolling and well-wooded country as far as the
+Hastings main road; this we followed to Robertsbridge
+with a long and steep descent to that little,
+old-fashioned town. I think it was Walpole, when
+posting one night this way, called this descent a
+precipice, but it scarcely is that. Those old travellers
+often took a strangely exaggerated view of
+things, some of them going so far as to call even the
+modest Welsh mountains "frightful, horrid, awe-inspiring,"
+and so forth in superabundance.</p>
+
+<p>We followed the Hastings road as far as Battle,
+where we turned to the right and proceeded westwards
+towards Eastbourne and home. In due
+course we came to Ninfield, a little village high up
+in the world, and not far from "Standard Hill," as
+shown on the Ordnance map, and where tradition
+asserts William the Conqueror of old first raised his
+banner in England, and the morrow beheld a kingdom
+he had won with the aid of his armoured
+knights and a ruse. The hill has a commanding
+position overlooking the country all round, so there
+is nothing improbable in the tradition recording a
+fact, and the name of the hill, preserved through
+centuries to this day, is suggestive. At Ninfield
+there are some iron stocks under trees by the wayside.
+I do not remember having seen stocks of iron
+before. There is a tale told of these, that a man
+was condemned to be placed in the wooden stocks
+that preceded them, only his friends hacked them to<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_396" id="Page_396">[Pg 396]</a></span>
+pieces overnight, and there were no stocks to put
+him in; so fresh ones of iron, not readily to be
+demolished, were ordered, which stand to this day
+as serviceable as when they were made, and that
+must be a long while ago, though I am unaware of
+the date when the punishment of the stocks was
+abolished.</p>
+
+<p>We drove on from Ninfield over winding roads
+that led us along the top of the hills overlooking the
+sea, sparkling in the sunshine that day, and past
+time-mellowed farmsteads, many with their quaint,
+conical-roofed oast-houses adjoining; then we dropped
+suddenly down from the hills to the wide plain of
+the Pevensey marshes, green as a land may be; we
+were nearing Eastbourne and home, and the end of
+our journey. So now, kind reader&mdash;I think I may
+venture to call you "kind reader" as you have followed
+me so far, for that surely is test enough to
+admit of such an address&mdash;I here bid you a reluctant
+farewell; for your company in spirit on our pleasant
+journey I heartily thank you. Good-bye.<br /><br /></p>
+
+<div class="figcenter">
+ <img src="images/ill-485.jpg" width="400" height="324"
+ alt=""
+ title="" />
+</div>
+
+<hr class="chap" />
+
+</div>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_397" id="Page_397">[Pg 397]</a></span></p>
+
+<div class="break">
+
+<h2 class="p4 mid">INDEX</h2>
+
+
+<p class="pi1 p2">
+
+Abbeys&mdash;<br />
+
+Buildwas, <a href="#Page_229">229</a>-<a href="#Page_231">231</a><br />
+Haughmond, <a href="#Page_213">213</a>-<a href="#Page_214">214</a>, <a href="#Page_217">217</a>-<a href="#Page_221">221</a>, <a href="#Page_250">250</a><br />
+Lilleshall, <a href="#Page_249">249</a>-<a href="#Page_250">250</a><br />
+Waverley, <a href="#Page_89">89</a>-<a href="#Page_93">93</a><br />
+White Ladies, <a href="#Page_250">250</a>, <a href="#Page_262">262-264</a></p>
+
+<p class="pn p1">
+
+Abbot's Bromley, <a href="#Page_274">274</a>-<a href="#Page_278">278</a><br />
+<br />
+Aberdovey, <a href="#Page_163">163-165</a>, <a href="#Page_172">172</a>, <a href="#Page_176">176-178</a><br />
+<br />
+Abingdon, <a href="#Page_316">316</a><br />
+<br />
+Albrighton, <a href="#Page_195">195</a><br />
+<br />
+Aldbourne, <a href="#Page_115">115-117</a><br />
+<br />
+Alfriston, <a href="#Page_15">15</a>, <a href="#Page_17">17-18</a>, <a href="#Page_162">162</a><br />
+<br />
+Alton, <a href="#Page_344">344-349</a><br />
+<br />
+Ansty Cross, <a href="#Page_386">386</a><br />
+<br />
+Ashdown Forest, <a href="#Page_62">62-63</a><br />
+<br />
+Atcham, <a href="#Page_222">222-223</a><br />
+<br />
+Atherstone, <a href="#Page_225">225</a>, <a href="#Page_281">281-285</a><br />
+<br />
+<br />
+Bablockhythe Ferry, <a href="#Page_317">317-318</a><br />
+<br />
+Banbury, <a href="#Page_285">285-287</a>, <a href="#Page_290">290-293</a><br />
+<br />
+Banwy River, <a href="#Page_192">192-193</a><br />
+<br />
+Barcombe, <a href="#Page_24">24</a><br />
+<br />
+Basingstoke, <a href="#Page_109">109</a><br />
+<br />
+Batemans, <a href="#Page_47">47</a><br />
+<br />
+Battle, <a href="#Page_395">395</a><br />
+<br />
+Baxter, Richard, <a href="#Page_228">228</a><br />
+<br />
+Beachy Head, <a href="#Page_8">8</a>, <a href="#Page_9">9</a>, <a href="#Page_23">23</a><br />
+<br />
+Beaconsfield, <a href="#Page_333">333-337</a>, <a href="#Page_341">341-343</a><br />
+<br />
+Blenheim, <a href="#Page_320">320</a><br />
+<br />
+Bloxham, <a href="#Page_293">293-296</a><br />
+<br />
+Bognor, <a href="#Page_371">371</a><br />
+<br />
+Boscobel, <a href="#Page_237">237</a>, <a href="#Page_245">245</a>, <a href="#Page_250">250</a>, <a href="#Page_341">341-343</a><br />
+<br />
+Boswell, <a href="#Page_299">299</a><br />
+<br />
+Brighton, <a href="#Page_373">373-374</a><br />
+<br />
+Broadhurst, <a href="#Page_57">57-58</a><br />
+<br />
+Broad Marston, <a href="#Page_65">65</a><br />
+<br />
+Broadway, <a href="#Page_139">139-140</a><br />
+<br />
+Broom, <a href="#Page_65">65</a><br />
+<br />
+Browne, Sir Thomas, <a href="#Page_65">65</a><br />
+<br />
+Bunyan, <a href="#Page_228">228</a><br />
+<br />
+Burford, <a href="#Page_153">153-156</a>, <a href="#Page_304">304-306</a><br />
+<br />
+Burnham Beeches, <a href="#Page_343">343</a><br />
+<br />
+Burroughs, John, <a href="#Page_174">174</a><br />
+<br />
+Burton-on-Trent, <a href="#Page_280">280-281</a><br />
+<br />
+Byron, Lord, <a href="#Page_118">118</a>, <a href="#Page_150">150</a><br />
+<br />
+<br />
+Cann Office Inn, <a href="#Page_188">188-191</a><br />
+<br />
+Carlyle, <a href="#Page_101">101</a><br />
+<br />
+Carno, <a href="#Page_170">170-171</a></p>
+
+<p class="pi1 p1">Castles&mdash;<br />
+Boarstall Tower, <a href="#Page_322">322</a>, <a href="#Page_326">326-328</a><br />
+Bodiam, <a href="#Page_10">10</a>, <a href="#Page_37">37</a><br />
+Bramber, <a href="#Page_381">381</a><br />
+Carreg Cennin, <a href="#Page_10">10</a><br />
+Farnham, <a href="#Page_93">93</a><br />
+Hurstmonceux, <a href="#Page_22">22</a><br />
+King John's, <a href="#Page_103">103</a><br />
+Ludlow, <a href="#Page_157">157</a><br />
+Red Castle, <a href="#Page_205">205</a>, <a href="#Page_207">207</a><br />
+Tong, <a href="#Page_251">251</a><br />
+Tutbury, <a href="#Page_280">280-281</a></p>
+
+<p class="pn p1">Cemmaes, <a href="#Page_171">171</a><br />
+<br />
+Chapel House, <a href="#Page_298">298</a>-<a href="#Page_300">300</a><br />
+<br />
+Charles I., <a href="#Page_175">175</a>, <a href="#Page_290">290</a>, <a href="#Page_305">305</a><br />
+<br />
+Charles II., <a href="#Page_236">236</a>, <a href="#Page_239">239</a>, <a href="#Page_263">263</a>, <a href="#Page_267">267-271</a><br />
+<br />
+Charwelton, <a href="#Page_289">289-290</a><br />
+<br />
+Chichester, <a href="#Page_370">370-371</a><br />
+<br />
+Chiddingly, <a href="#Page_389">389-392</a><br />
+<br />
+Chipping Norton, <a href="#Page_300">300</a><br />
+<br />
+Church Stretton, <a href="#Page_161">161-162</a><br />
+</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_398" id="Page_398">[Pg 398]</a></span></p>
+
+<p class="pi1 p1">
+
+Churches&mdash;<br />
+
+Alton, <a href="#Page_347">347-348</a><br />
+Bloxham, <a href="#Page_294">294-296</a><br />
+Burford, <a href="#Page_153">153-156</a>, <a href="#Page_305">305</a><br />
+Chiddingly, <a href="#Page_389">389-392</a><br />
+Corhampton, <a href="#Page_358">358-359</a><br />
+Culmington, <a href="#Page_159">159</a><br />
+Dane Hill, <a href="#Page_60">60</a><br />
+Fletching, <a href="#Page_31">31-40</a><br />
+Greywell, <a href="#Page_107">107</a><br />
+Highworth, <a href="#Page_313">313-315</a><br />
+Horsted Keynes, <a href="#Page_51">51-59</a><br />
+Kingsclere, <a href="#Page_110">110</a><br />
+Lilleshall, <a href="#Page_248">248</a><br />
+Odiham, <a href="#Page_96">96-99</a><br />
+Shipton-under-Wychwood, <a href="#Page_302">302-303</a><br />
+Stanton Lacy, <a href="#Page_158">158-159</a><br />
+Ticehurst, <a href="#Page_393">393-394</a><br />
+Tong, <a href="#Page_250">250-262</a></p>
+
+<p class="pn p1">
+
+Cirencester, <a href="#Page_125">125</a>, <a href="#Page_128">128-130</a>, <a href="#Page_145">145</a><br />
+<br />
+Claverham, <a href="#Page_19">19-23</a><br />
+<br />
+Clifford Chambers, <a href="#Page_65">65</a><br />
+<br />
+Coalbrookdale, <a href="#Page_231">231</a><br />
+<br />
+Coate, <a href="#Page_118">118-121</a><br />
+<br />
+Cobbett, William, <a href="#Page_24">24</a>, <a href="#Page_62">62-63</a>, <a href="#Page_81">81</a>, <a href="#Page_109">109</a>, <a href="#Page_347">347</a><br />
+<br />
+Coleridge, <a href="#Page_196">196</a><br />
+<br />
+Constable, John, <a href="#Page_42">42</a><br />
+<br />
+Corhampton, <a href="#Page_357">357-359</a>, <a href="#Page_363">363</a><br />
+<br />
+Cotswolds, The, <a href="#Page_13">13</a>, <a href="#Page_134">134</a>, <a href="#Page_139">139</a>, <a href="#Page_304">304</a><br />
+<br />
+Cox, David, <a href="#Page_42">42</a><br />
+<br />
+Craven Arms, <a href="#Page_160">160-161</a><br />
+<br />
+Cricklade, <a href="#Page_125">125</a><br />
+<br />
+Crondall, <a href="#Page_94">94</a><br />
+<br />
+Cross-in-Hand, <a href="#Page_392">392</a><br />
+<br />
+Cuckmere Valley, <a href="#Page_17">17</a><br />
+<br />
+Culmington, <a href="#Page_159">159</a><br />
+<br />
+<br />
+Daglingworth, <a href="#Page_129">129</a><br />
+<br />
+Dane Hill, <a href="#Page_59">59-61</a><br />
+<br />
+Daventry, <a href="#Page_225">225</a>, <a href="#Page_273">273</a>, <a href="#Page_285">285</a><br />
+<br />
+De Quincey, <a href="#Page_45">45</a><br />
+<br />
+Dickens, Charles, <a href="#Page_43">43</a><br />
+<br />
+Dinas Mawddwy, <a href="#Page_185">185</a><br />
+<br />
+Dovey, Valley of, <a href="#Page_171">171-172</a><br />
+<br />
+Down Apney, <a href="#Page_127">127</a><br />
+<br />
+Dyfi Valley, <a href="#Page_182">182</a><br />
+<br />
+<br />
+Eastbourne, <a href="#Page_38">38</a><br />
+<br />
+East Hoathly, <a href="#Page_389">389</a><br />
+<br />
+Eaton Constantine, <a href="#Page_228">228</a><br />
+<br />
+Emerson, <a href="#Page_137">137</a><br />
+<br />
+Emsworth, <a href="#Page_370">370</a><br />
+<br />
+Evesham, Vale of, <a href="#Page_141">141</a><br />
+<br />
+Eynsham, <a href="#Page_319">319</a><br />
+<br />
+<br />
+Fareham, <a href="#Page_367">367-370</a><br />
+<br />
+Faringdon, <a href="#Page_316">316</a><br />
+<br />
+Farnham, <a href="#Page_93">93-94</a><br />
+<br />
+Felpham, <a href="#Page_374">374-376</a><br />
+<br />
+Fletching, <a href="#Page_31">31-40</a>, <a href="#Page_56">56</a><br />
+<br />
+Frensham Pond, <a href="#Page_84">84-86</a><br />
+<br />
+Friston, <a href="#Page_9">9</a>, <a href="#Page_162">162</a><br />
+<br />
+<br />
+Gibbon, <a href="#Page_35">35-36</a>, <a href="#Page_56">56</a><br />
+<br />
+Godalming, <a href="#Page_83">83</a><br />
+<br />
+Great-upon-Little, <a href="#Page_80">80-81</a><br />
+<br />
+Great Witley, <a href="#Page_142">142-143</a><br />
+<br />
+Greywell, <a href="#Page_142">142-143</a><br />
+<br />
+<br />
+Hampden, John, <a href="#Page_89">89</a><br />
+<br />
+Havant, <a href="#Page_370">370</a><br />
+<br />
+Hawkestone, <a href="#Page_200">200-201</a>, <a href="#Page_203">203</a><br />
+<br />
+Hazlitt, William, <a href="#Page_5">5-6</a>, <a href="#Page_152">152</a><br />
+<br />
+Henfield, <a href="#Page_382">382</a><br />
+<br />
+High Ercall, <a href="#Page_210">210-211</a><br />
+<br />
+Highworth, <a href="#Page_312">312-316</a><br />
+<br />
+High Wycombe, <a href="#Page_332">332-333</a><br />
+<br />
+Hindhead, <a href="#Page_109">109</a><br />
+<br />
+Hook, <a href="#Page_344">344</a><br />
+<br />
+Horsted Keynes, <a href="#Page_51">51-59</a><br />
+<br />
+Huddington Court, <a href="#Page_240">240-243</a><br />
+<br />
+Hungerford, <a href="#Page_111">111-114</a><br />
+<br />
+<br />
+Ironbridge, <a href="#Page_227">227</a>, <a href="#Page_231">231-232</a><br />
+<br />
+Islip, <a href="#Page_322">322</a><br />
+<br />
+<br />
+Jefferies, Richard, <a href="#Page_118">118-120</a>, <a href="#Page_168">168</a>, <a href="#Page_373">373</a><br />
+<br />
+Johnson, Dr., <a href="#Page_45">45</a>, <a href="#Page_58">58</a>, <a href="#Page_201">201</a>, <a href="#Page_204">204</a>, <a href="#Page_299">299</a>, <a href="#Page_372">372</a><br />
+<br />
+Jonson, Ben, <a href="#Page_137">137</a><br />
+<br />
+Joseph's Stone, <a href="#Page_321">321-322</a><br />
+<br />
+<br />
+Kennett Valley, <a href="#Page_114">114</a><br />
+<br />
+King's Bromley, <a href="#Page_273">273-275</a><br />
+<br />
+Kingsclere, <a href="#Page_110">110</a><br />
+<br />
+Kipling, Rudyard, <a href="#Page_47">47</a>, <a href="#Page_386">386</a><br />
+
+<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_399" id="Page_399">[Pg 399]</a></span>
+
+<br />
+<br />
+Lamb, Charles, <a href="#Page_81">81</a><br />
+<br />
+Langstone Harbour, <a href="#Page_370">370</a><br />
+<br />
+Laughton Level, <a href="#Page_23">23</a><br />
+<br />
+Leighton, <a href="#Page_229">229</a><br />
+<br />
+Leighton, Archbishop, <a href="#Page_56">56-58</a><br />
+<br />
+Lewes, <a href="#Page_23">23-24</a>, <a href="#Page_49">49</a><br />
+<br />
+Lichfield, <a href="#Page_225">225</a>, <a href="#Page_273">273</a><br />
+<br />
+Lilleshall, <a href="#Page_247">247-248</a><br />
+<br />
+Liphook, <a href="#Page_109">109</a><br />
+<br />
+Litlington, <a href="#Page_17">17</a><br />
+<br />
+Littlecote, <a href="#Page_115">115</a><br />
+<br />
+Littlehampton, <a href="#Page_377">377</a><br />
+<br />
+Little Stretton, <a href="#Page_161">161</a><br />
+<br />
+Llandysill, <a href="#Page_144">144</a><br />
+<br />
+Llanerfyl, <a href="#Page_191">191-192</a><br />
+<br />
+Long Crendon, <a href="#Page_329">329</a><br />
+<br />
+Long Mountain, <a href="#Page_165">165</a><br />
+<br />
+Ludlow, <a href="#Page_157">157</a><br />
+<br />
+<br />
+Machynlleth, <a href="#Page_174">174-176</a><br />
+<br />
+Madeley, <a href="#Page_227">227-232</a><br />
+<br />
+Madeley Court, <a href="#Page_233">233-239</a>, <a href="#Page_245">245-246</a>, <a href="#Page_266">266</a><br />
+<br />
+Maidenhead, <a href="#Page_343">343</a><br />
+<br />
+Malvern Hills, <a href="#Page_141">141</a><br />
+<br />
+Marton Mere, <a href="#Page_166">166</a><br />
+<br />
+Mayfield, <a href="#Page_392">392-393</a><br />
+<br />
+Meon Stoke, <a href="#Page_357">357-358</a><br />
+<br />
+Meon Valley, <a href="#Page_349">349</a><br />
+<br />
+Montgomery, <a href="#Page_166">166-167</a><br />
+<br />
+Moreton Corbet, <a href="#Page_207">207-210</a><br />
+<br />
+Moseley Hall, <a href="#Page_170">170</a><br />
+<br />
+Muchelney, <a href="#Page_15">15</a><br />
+<br />
+<br />
+Newbury, <a href="#Page_111">111</a><br />
+<br />
+Newton, <a href="#Page_169">169</a>, <a href="#Page_174">174-175</a><br />
+<br />
+Ninfield, <a href="#Page_395">395-396</a><br />
+<br />
+North Moor, <a href="#Page_316">316</a><br />
+<br />
+<br />
+Oddington, <a href="#Page_322">322</a><br />
+<br />
+Odiham, <a href="#Page_94">94-104</a>, <a href="#Page_110">110</a>, <a href="#Page_344">344</a><br />
+<br />
+Ot Moor, <a href="#Page_321">321-322</a><br />
+<br />
+<br />
+Pepys, Samuel, <a href="#Page_132">132</a>, <a href="#Page_150">150</a>, <a href="#Page_305">305</a><br />
+<br />
+Pershore, <a href="#Page_141">141</a><br />
+<br />
+Pit Down, <a href="#Page_31">31</a><br />
+<br />
+Plynlimmon, <a href="#Page_227">227</a><br />
+<br />
+<br />
+Quennington, <a href="#Page_129">129</a><br />
+<br />
+<br />
+Robertsbridge, <a href="#Page_395">395</a><br />
+<br />
+Ruskin, John, <a href="#Page_149">149</a><br />
+<br />
+<br />
+St. Leonard's Forest, <a href="#Page_64">64</a><br />
+<br />
+Scaynes Hill, <a href="#Page_388">388</a><br />
+<br />
+Scott, Sir Walter, <a href="#Page_89">89</a>, <a href="#Page_150">150</a><br />
+<br />
+Sedgemoor, <a href="#Page_165">165</a><br />
+<br />
+Shakespeare, <a href="#Page_20">20</a>, <a href="#Page_94">94</a>, <a href="#Page_124">124</a>, <a href="#Page_147">147</a><br />
+<br />
+Sheffield (in Sussex), <a href="#Page_40">40-48</a><br />
+<br />
+Sheriff Hales, <a href="#Page_247">247</a><br />
+<br />
+Shifnal, <a href="#Page_247">247</a><br />
+<br />
+Shoreham, <a href="#Page_379">379</a>-<a href="#Page_380">380</a><br />
+<br />
+Shrewsbury, <a href="#Page_163">163</a>-<a href="#Page_164">164</a>, <a href="#Page_194">194</a>, <a href="#Page_213">213</a>, <a href="#Page_221">221-222</a>, <a href="#Page_225">225</a>, <a href="#Page_281">281</a><br/>
+<br />
+Siddington, <a href="#Page_130">130</a><br />
+<br />
+Soberton, <a href="#Page_361">361-363</a><br />
+<br />
+South Downs, <a href="#Page_8">8</a>, <a href="#Page_11">11-13</a>, <a href="#Page_23">23</a>, <a href="#Page_388">388</a><br />
+<br />
+South Warnborough, <a href="#Page_344">344</a><br />
+<br />
+Standard Hill, <a href="#Page_395">395</a><br />
+<br />
+Stanton Harcourt, <a href="#Page_319">319</a><br />
+<br />
+Stanton Lacy, <a href="#Page_158">158-159</a><br />
+<br />
+Stevenson, <a href="#Page_2">2</a>, <a href="#Page_41">41</a>, <a href="#Page_168">168</a>, <a href="#Page_324">324</a>, <a href="#Page_372">372</a><br />
+<br />
+Stipperstones, <a href="#Page_165">165</a><br />
+<br />
+Stokenchurch, <a href="#Page_332">332</a><br />
+<br />
+Stow-on-the-Wold, <a href="#Page_300">300</a><br />
+<br />
+Swindon, <a href="#Page_121">121</a><br />
+<br />
+Syde, <a href="#Page_133">133-134</a><br />
+<br />
+<br />
+Tal Valley, <a href="#Page_171">171</a><br />
+<br />
+Tenbury, <a href="#Page_146">146-153</a><br />
+<br />
+Tennyson, Lord, <a href="#Page_108">108</a>, <a href="#Page_131">131</a><br />
+<br />
+Tetsworth, <a href="#Page_330">330-331</a><br />
+<br />
+Thame, <a href="#Page_329">329</a><br />
+<br />
+Thoreau, <a href="#Page_118">118-119</a><br />
+<br />
+Ticehurst, <a href="#Page_393">393-395</a><br />
+<br />
+Tilgate Forest, <a href="#Page_64">64</a><br />
+<br />
+Tong, <a href="#Page_250">250-262</a><br />
+<br />
+Tutbury, <a href="#Page_280">280-281</a><br />
+<br />
+<br />
+Uckfield, <a href="#Page_389">389</a><br />
+<br />
+Uffington, <a href="#Page_221">221-222</a><br />
+<br />
+Uriconium, <a href="#Page_223">223-226</a><br />
+<br />
+Uttoxeter, <a href="#Page_225">225</a>, <a href="#Page_279">279</a><br />
+<br />
+<br />
+Walton, Izaak, <a href="#Page_87">87</a>, <a href="#Page_359">359</a><br />
+<br />
+Warnford, <a href="#Page_350">350-352</a><br />
+<br />
+Watling Street, <a href="#Page_161">161</a>, <a href="#Page_225">225</a>, <a href="#Page_272">272-273</a>, <a href="#Page_281">281</a>, <a href="#Page_285">285</a><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_400" id="Page_400">[Pg 400]</a></span><br />
+<br />
+Welshpool, <a href="#Page_193">193</a><br />
+<br />
+Wem, <a href="#Page_195">195-203</a><br />
+<br />
+Wenlock Edge, <a href="#Page_159">159</a><br />
+<br />
+West Dean, <a href="#Page_12">12</a>, <a href="#Page_14">14-17</a><br />
+<br />
+West Hoathly, <a href="#Page_15">15</a>, <a href="#Page_63">63-64</a>, <a href="#Page_66">66-80</a><br />
+<br />
+West Meon, <a href="#Page_350">350</a><br />
+<br />
+Weston, <a href="#Page_203">203</a><br />
+<br />
+White Ladies, <a href="#Page_262">262-264</a><br />
+<br />
+Wickham, <a href="#Page_365">365-367</a><br />
+<br />
+Wickhamford, <a href="#Page_65">65</a><br />
+<br />
+Wokingham, <a href="#Page_343">343</a><br />
+<br />
+Wollaston, <a href="#Page_193">193-194</a><br />
+<br />
+Woodstock, <a href="#Page_319">319-321</a><br />
+<br />
+Wootton Bassett, <a href="#Page_121">121-125</a><br />
+<br />
+Worcester, <a href="#Page_141">141-142</a><br />
+<br />
+Worth Forest, <a href="#Page_64">64</a><br />
+<br />
+Worthing, <a href="#Page_378">378-379</a><br />
+<br />
+Wrekin, The, <a href="#Page_227">227</a><br />
+</p>
+
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+
+<p class="pn center p4 reduct"><i>Printed by</i> <span class="smcap">R. &amp; R. Clark, Limited</span>, <i>Edinburgh</i>.</p>
+
+</div>
+
+<h2 class="p4">FOOTNOTE</h2>
+
+<div class="footnotes">
+
+<div class="footnote">
+
+<p class="pn"><a name="Footnote_1_1" id="Footnote_1_1"></a><a href="#FNanchor_1_1"><span class="label">[1]</span></a> Since writing the above I noted the following paragraph in my morning
+paper: "A team of draught oxen in Sussex was disposed of near Lewes.
+The wooden yoke was purchased by the Mayor of Brighton for presentation
+to the Brighton Museum." A future generation may need the aid of a
+Commentator to understand the agricultural operations of to-day and the
+recent past.</p>
+
+</div></div>
+
+<div class="sum">
+
+<div class="transnote p4">
+
+<p class="pn center large"><b>TRANSCRIBER'S NOTE</b></p><br />
+
+<p class="pt">
+&mdash;Plain print and punctuation errors were corrected.
+</p>
+
+<p class="pt">
+&mdash;The transcriber of this project created the book cover image
+using the front cover of the original book. The image is placed in public domain.
+</p>
+
+</div></div>
+</div>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<p>&nbsp;</p>
+<div>*** END OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK 45712 ***</div>
+</body>
+</html>
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