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+The Project Gutenberg eBook, The Seven Curses of London, by James Greenwood
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+This eBook is for the use of anyone anywhere at no cost and with
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+re-use it under the terms of the Project Gutenberg License included
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+
+Title: The Seven Curses of London
+
+
+Author: James Greenwood
+
+
+
+Release Date: May 5, 2014 [eBook #45585]
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+Language: English
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+Character set encoding: ISO-646-US (US-ASCII)
+
+
+***START OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK THE SEVEN CURSES OF LONDON***
+</pre>
+<p>Transcribed from the [1869] edition by David Price, email
+ccx074@pglaf.org</p>
+<p style="text-align: center">
+<a href="images/coverb.jpg">
+<img alt=
+"Book cover"
+title=
+"Book cover"
+src="images/covers.jpg" />
+</a></p>
+<p style="text-align: center">
+<a href="images/fpb.jpg">
+<img alt=
+"Yours truly James Greenwood (picture of Greenwood)"
+title=
+"Yours truly James Greenwood (picture of Greenwood)"
+src="images/fps.jpg" />
+</a></p>
+<h1><span class="GutSmall">THE</span><br />
+SEVEN CURSES OF LONDON.</h1>
+
+<div class="gapspace">&nbsp;</div>
+<p style="text-align: center"><span class="smcap">By</span> JAMES
+GREENWOOD,<br />
+The &ldquo;Amateur Casual.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<div class="gapspace">&nbsp;</div>
+
+<div class="gapshortline">&nbsp;</div>
+
+<div class="gapspace">&nbsp;</div>
+<p style="text-align: center">LONDON:<br />
+STANLEY RIVERS AND CO.</p>
+<h2><a name="pageiii"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+iii</span>CONTENTS.</h2>
+<table>
+<tr>
+<td colspan="2"><p style="text-align: center">I.&nbsp;
+<b>Neglected Children</b>.</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td colspan="2"><p style="text-align: center">CHAPTER I.<br />
+<span class="GutSmall">STARTLING FACTS.</span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>The Pauper Population.&mdash;Pauper
+Children.&mdash;Opinions concerning their proper
+Treatment.&mdash;A Hundred Thousand Children loose in London
+Streets.&mdash;Neglected Babies.&mdash;Juvenile &ldquo;Market
+Prowlers&rdquo;</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">page <span
+class="indexpageno"><a href="#page1">1</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td colspan="2"><p style="text-align: center">CHAPTER II.<br />
+<span class="GutSmall">RESPECTING THE PARENTAGE OF SOME OF OUR
+GUTTER POPULATION.</span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Who are the Mothers?&mdash;The Infant
+Labour-Market.&mdash;Watch London and Blackfriars
+Bridges.&mdash;The Melancholy Types.&mdash;The Flashy, Flaunting
+&ldquo;Infant.&rdquo;&mdash;Keeping
+Company.&mdash;Marriage.&mdash;The Upshot</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">p. <span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page13">13</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td colspan="2"><p style="text-align: center">CHAPTER III.<br />
+<span class="GutSmall">BABY-FARMING.</span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>&ldquo;Baby-Farmers&rdquo; and Advertising
+&ldquo;Child-Adopters.&rdquo;&mdash;&ldquo;F. X.&rdquo; of
+Stepney.&mdash;The Author&rsquo;s Interview with Farmer
+Oxleek.&mdash;The Case of Baby Frederick Wood</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">p. <span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page29">29</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td colspan="2"><p style="text-align: center">CHAPTER IV.<br />
+<span class="GutSmall">WORKING BOYS.</span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>The London Errand-Boy.&mdash;His Drudgery and
+Privations.&mdash;His Temptations.&mdash;The London Boy after
+Dark.&mdash;The Amusements provided for him</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">p. <span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page58">58</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td colspan="2"><p style="text-align: center"><a
+name="pageiv"></a><span class="pagenum">p. iv</span>CHAPTER V.<br
+/>
+<span class="GutSmall">THE PROBLEM OF DELIVERANCE.</span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Curious Problem.&mdash;The best Method of
+Treatment.&mdash;The &ldquo;Child of the Gutter&rdquo; not to be
+entirely abolished.&mdash;The genuine Alley-bred Arab.&mdash;The
+Poor Lambs of the Ragged Flock.&mdash;The Tree of Evil in our
+midst.&mdash;The Breeding Places of Disease and Vice</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">p. <span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page76">76</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td colspan="2"><p style="text-align: center">II.&nbsp;
+<b>Professional Thieves</b>.</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td colspan="2"><p style="text-align: center">CHAPTER VI.<br />
+<span class="GutSmall">THEIR NUMBER AND DIFFICULTIES.</span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Twenty Thousand Thieves in London.&mdash;What it
+means.&mdash;The Language of
+&ldquo;Weeds.&rdquo;&mdash;Cleverness of the Pilfering
+Fraternity.&mdash;A Protest against a barbarous
+Suggestion.&mdash;The Prisoner&rsquo;s great
+Difficulty.&mdash;The Moment of Leaving Prison.&mdash;Bad
+Friends.&mdash;What becomes of Good Resolutions and the
+Chaplain&rsquo;s Counsel?&mdash;The Criminal&rsquo;s Scepticism
+of Human Goodness.&mdash;Life in &ldquo;Little
+Hell.&rdquo;&mdash;The Cow-Cross Mission.</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">p. <span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page85">85</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td colspan="2"><p style="text-align: center">CHAPTER VII.<br />
+<span class="GutSmall">HOMES AND HAUNTS OF THE BRITISH
+THIEF.</span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>The Three Classes of Thieving Society.&mdash;Popular
+Misapprehensions.&mdash;A True Picture of the London
+Thief.&mdash;A Fancy Sketch of the &ldquo;Under-ground
+Cellar.&rdquo;&mdash;In Disguise at a Thieves&rsquo;
+Raffle.&mdash;The Puzzle of &ldquo;Black Maria.&rdquo;&mdash;Mr.
+Mullins&rsquo;s Speech and his Song</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">p. <span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page108">108</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td colspan="2"><p style="text-align: center">CHAPTER VIII.<br />
+<span class="GutSmall">JUVENILE THIEVES.</span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>The Beginning of the Downhill Journey.&mdash;Candidates
+for Newgate Honours.&mdash;Black Spots of London.&mdash;Life from
+the Young Robber&rsquo;s Point of View.&mdash;The Seedling
+Recruits the most difficult to reform.&mdash;A doleful
+Summing-up.&mdash;A Phase of the Criminal Question left
+unnoticed.&mdash;Budding Burglars.&mdash;Streams which keep at
+full flood the Black Sea of Crime.&mdash;<a
+name="pagev"></a><span class="pagenum">p. v</span>The Promoters
+of &ldquo;Gallows Literature.&rdquo;&mdash;Another Shot at a
+Fortress of the
+Devil.&mdash;&ldquo;Poison-Literature.&rdquo;&mdash;&ldquo;Starlight
+Sall.&rdquo;&mdash;&ldquo;Panther Bill&rdquo;</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">p. <span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page124">124</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td colspan="2"><p style="text-align: center">CHAPTER IX.<br />
+<span class="GutSmall">THE THIEF NON-PROFESSIONAL.</span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>The Registered and the Unregistered Thieves of the London
+Hunting-ground.&mdash;The Certainty of the Crop of
+Vice.&mdash;Omnibus Drivers and Conductors.&mdash;The
+&ldquo;Watchers.&rdquo;&mdash;The London General Omnibus
+Company.&mdash;The Scandal of their System.&mdash;The Shopkeeper
+Thief.&mdash;False Weights and Measures.&mdash;Adulteration of
+Food and Drink.&mdash;Our Old Law, &ldquo;I am as honest as I can
+afford to be!&rdquo;&mdash;Rudimentary Exercises in the Art of
+Pillage</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">p. <span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page144">144</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td colspan="2"><p style="text-align: center">CHAPTER X.<br />
+<span class="GutSmall">CRIMINAL SUPPRESSION AND
+PUNISHMENT.</span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Lord Romilly&rsquo;s Suggestion concerning the Education
+of the Children of Criminals.&mdash;Desperate
+Criminals.&mdash;The Alleys of the Borough.&mdash;The worst
+Quarters not, as a rule, the most noisy.&mdash;The Evil Example
+of &ldquo;Gallows Heroes,&rdquo; &ldquo;Dick Turpin,&rdquo;
+&ldquo;Blueskin,&rdquo; &amp;c.&mdash;The Talent for
+&ldquo;Gammoning Lady Green.&rdquo;&mdash;A worthy
+Governor&rsquo;s Opinion as to the best way of
+&ldquo;Breaking&rdquo; a Bad Boy.&mdash;Affection for
+&ldquo;Mother.&rdquo;&mdash;The Dark Cell and its
+Inmate.&mdash;An Affecting Interview</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">p. <span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page173">173</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td colspan="2"><p style="text-align: center">CHAPTER XI.<br />
+<span class="GutSmall">ADULT CRIMINALS AND THE NEW LAW FOR THEIR
+BETTER GOVERNMENT.</span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Recent Legislation.&mdash;Statistics.&mdash;Lord
+Kimberley&rsquo;s &ldquo;Habitual Criminals&rdquo;
+Bill.&mdash;The Present System of License-Holders.&mdash;Colonel
+Henderson&rsquo;s Report.&mdash;Social Enemies of Suspected
+Men.&mdash;The Wrong-headed Policeman and the Mischief he may
+cause.&mdash;Looking out for a Chance.&mdash;The last Resource of
+desperate Honesty.&mdash;A Brotherly Appeal.&mdash;&ldquo;Ginger
+will settle her.&rdquo;&mdash;Ruffians who should be shut up</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">p. <span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page183">183</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td colspan="2"><p style="text-align: center"><a
+name="pagevi"></a><span class="pagenum">p. vi</span>III.&nbsp;
+<b>Professional Beggars</b>.</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td colspan="2"><p style="text-align: center">CHAPTER XII.<br />
+<span class="GutSmall">THE BEGGAR OF OLDEN TIME.</span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>&ldquo;Only a Beggar.&rdquo;&mdash;The Fraternity 333
+Years ago.&mdash;A savage Law.&mdash;Origin of the
+Poor-Laws.&mdash;Irish Distinction in the Ranks of
+Beggary.&mdash;King Charles&rsquo;s
+Proclamation.&mdash;Cumberland Discipline</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">p. <span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page211">211</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td colspan="2"><p style="text-align: center">CHAPTER XIII.<br />
+<span class="GutSmall">THE WORK OF PUNISHMENT AND
+RECLAMATION.</span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>The Effect of &ldquo;The Society for the Suppression of
+Mendicity.&rdquo;&mdash;State Business earned out by Individual
+Enterprise.&mdash;&ldquo;The Discharged Prisoners&rsquo; Aid
+Society.&rdquo;&mdash;The quiet Work of these
+Societies.&mdash;Their Mode of Work.&mdash;Curious
+Statistics.&mdash;Singular Oscillations.&mdash;Diabolical
+Swindling</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">p. <span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page221">221</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td colspan="2"><p style="text-align: center">CHAPTER XIV.<br />
+<span class="GutSmall">BEGGING &ldquo;DODGES.&rdquo;</span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>The Variety and Quality of the Imposture.&mdash;Superior
+Accomplishments of the Modern Practitioner.&mdash;The Recipe for
+Success.&mdash;The Power of
+&ldquo;Cheek.&rdquo;&mdash;&ldquo;Chanting&rdquo; and the
+&ldquo;Shallow Lay.&rdquo;&mdash;Estimates of their Paying
+Value.&mdash;The Art of touching Women&rsquo;s Hearts.&mdash;The
+Half-resentful Trick.&mdash;The Loudon
+&ldquo;Cadger.&rdquo;&mdash;The Height of the &ldquo;Famine
+Season.&rdquo;</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">p. <span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page242">242</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td colspan="2"><p style="text-align: center">CHAPTER XV.<br />
+<span class="GutSmall">GENTEEL ADVERTISING BEGGARS.</span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>The Newspaper Plan and the delicate Process.&mdash;Forms
+of Petition.&mdash;Novel Applications of
+Photography.&mdash;Personal Attractions of the
+Distressed.&mdash;Help, or I perish!</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page259">259</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td colspan="2"><p style="text-align: center"><a
+name="pagevii"></a><span class="pagenum">p. vii</span>IV.&nbsp;
+<b>Fallen Women</b>.</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td colspan="2"><p style="text-align: center">CHAPTER XVI.<br />
+<span class="GutSmall">THIS CURSE.</span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>The Difficulty in handling it.&mdash;The Question of its
+Recognition.&mdash;The Argyll Rooms.&mdash;Mr. Acton&rsquo;s
+Visit there.&mdash;The Women and their Patrons.&mdash;The
+Floating Population of Windmill-street.&mdash;Cremorne Gardens in
+the Season</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">p. <span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page271">271</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td colspan="2"><p style="text-align: center">CHAPTER XVII.<br />
+<span class="GutSmall">THE PLAIN FACTS AND FIGURES OF
+PROSTITUTION.</span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Statistics of Westminster, Brompton, and
+Pimlico.&mdash;Methods of conducting the nefarious
+Business.&mdash;Aristocratic Dens.&mdash;The High
+Tariff.&mdash;The Horrors of the Social Evil.&mdash;The Broken
+Bridge behind the Sinner.&mdash;&ldquo;Dress
+Lodgers.&rdquo;&mdash;There&rsquo;s always a
+&ldquo;Watcher.&rdquo;&mdash;Soldiers and Sailors.&mdash;The
+&ldquo;Wrens of the Curragh&rdquo;</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">p. <span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page281">281</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td colspan="2"><p style="text-align: center">CHAPTER XVIII.<br
+/>
+<span class="GutSmall">THE PRESENT CONDITION OF THE
+QUESTION.</span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>The Laws applying to Street-walkers.&mdash;The Keepers of
+the Haymarket Night-houses.&mdash;Present Position of the
+Police-magistrates.&mdash;Music-hall
+Frequenters.&mdash;Refreshment-bars.&mdash;Midnight
+Profligacy&mdash;&ldquo;Snuggeries.&rdquo;&mdash;Over-zealous
+Blockheads.</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">p. <span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page304">304</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td colspan="2"><p style="text-align: center">CHAPTER XIX.<br />
+<span class="GutSmall">SUGGESTIONS.</span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Ignoring the Evil.&mdash;Punishment fit for the
+&ldquo;Deserter&rdquo; and the Seducer.&mdash;The
+&ldquo;Know-nothing&rdquo; and &ldquo;Do-nothing&rdquo;
+Principle.&mdash;The Emigration of Women of Bad Character</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">p. <span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page324">324</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td colspan="2"><p style="text-align: center">V.&nbsp; <b>The
+Curse of Drunkenness</b>.</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td colspan="2"><p style="text-align: center">CHAPTER XX.<br />
+<span class="GutSmall">ITS POWER.</span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>The crowning Curse.&mdash;No form of sin or sorrow in
+which it does not play a part.&mdash;The &ldquo;Slippery
+Stone&rdquo; of Life.&mdash;Statistics.&mdash;Matters not growing
+worse.&mdash;The Army Returns.&mdash;The System of
+Adulteration</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">p. <span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page332">332</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td colspan="2"><p style="text-align: center"><a
+name="pageviii"></a><span class="pagenum">p. viii</span>CHAPTER
+XXI.<br />
+<span class="GutSmall">ATTEMPTS TO ARREST IT.</span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>The Permissive Liquors Bill.&mdash;Its Advocates and their
+Arguments.&mdash;The Drunkenness of the Nation.&mdash;Temperance
+Facts and Anecdotes.&mdash;Why the Advocates of Total Abstinence
+do not make more headway.&mdash;Moderate Drinking.&mdash;Hard
+Drinking.&mdash;The Mistake about childish Petitioners</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">p. <span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page351">351</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td colspan="2"><p style="text-align: center">VI.&nbsp;
+<b>Betting Gamblers</b>.</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td colspan="2"><p style="text-align: center">CHAPTER XXII.<br />
+<span class="GutSmall">&ldquo;ADVERTISING TIPSTERS&rdquo; AND
+&ldquo;BETTING COMMISSIONERS.&rdquo;</span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>The Vice of Gambling on the increase among the
+Working-classes.&mdash;Sporting &ldquo;Specs.&rdquo;&mdash;A
+&ldquo;Modus.&rdquo;&mdash;Turf
+Discoveries.&mdash;Welshers.&mdash;The Vermin of the
+Betting-field.&mdash;Their Tactics.&mdash;The Road to Ruin</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">p. <span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page377">377</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td colspan="2"><p style="text-align: center">VII.&nbsp; <b>Waste
+of Charity</b>.</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td colspan="2"><p style="text-align: center">CHAPTER XXIII.<br
+/>
+<span class="GutSmall">METROPOLITAN PAUPERISM.</span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Parochial Statistics.&mdash;The Public hold the
+Purse-strings.&mdash;Cannot the Agencies actually at work be made
+to yield greater Results?&mdash;The need of fair
+Rating.&mdash;The Heart and Core of the Poor-law
+Difficulty.&mdash;My foremost thought when I was a
+&ldquo;Casual.&rdquo;&mdash;Who are most liable to
+slip?&mdash;&ldquo;Crank-work.&rdquo;&mdash;The Utility of
+Labour-yards.&mdash;Scales of Relief.&mdash;What comes of
+breaking-up a Home</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">p. <span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page421">421</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td colspan="2"><p style="text-align: center">CHAPTER XXIV.<br />
+<span class="GutSmall">THE BEST REMEDY.</span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Emigration.&mdash;The various Fields.&mdash;Distinguish
+the Industrious Worker in need of temporary Relief.&mdash;Last
+Words</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">p. <span class="indexpageno"><a
+href="#page455">455</a></span></p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+<h2><a name="page1"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+1</span>I.&mdash;Neglected Children.</h2>
+<h3>CHAPTER I.<br />
+<span class="GutSmall">STARTLING FACTS.</span></h3>
+<p class="gutsumm"><i>The Pauper Population</i>.&mdash;<i>Pauper
+Children</i>.&mdash;<i>Opinions concerning their proper
+Treatment</i>.&mdash;<i>A Hundred Thousand Children loose in
+London Streets</i>.&mdash;<i>Neglected
+Babies</i>.&mdash;<i>Juvenile</i> &ldquo;<i>Market
+Prowlers</i>.&rdquo;</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">It</span> is a startling fact that, in
+England and Wales alone, at the present time, the number of
+children under the age of sixteen, dependent more or less on the
+parochial authorities for maintenance, amounts to three hundred
+and fifty thousand.</p>
+<p>It is scarcely less startling to learn that annually more than
+a hundred thousand criminals emerge at the doors of the various
+prisons, that, for short time or long time, have been their
+homes, and with no more substantial advice than &ldquo;to take
+care that they don&rsquo;t make their appearance there
+again,&rdquo; are turned adrift once more to face the world,
+unkind as when they last stole from it.&nbsp; This does not
+include our immense army of juvenile vagrants.&nbsp; How the
+information has been arrived at is more than I can tell; but it
+is an accepted fact that, <a name="page2"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 2</span>daily, winter and summer, within the
+limits of our vast and wealthy city of London, there wander,
+destitute of proper guardianship, food, clothing, or employment,
+a <i>hundred thousand</i> boys and girls in fair training for the
+treadmill and the oakum shed, and finally for Portland and the
+convict&rsquo;s mark.</p>
+<p>It is these last-mentioned hundred thousand, rather than the
+four hundred and fifty thousand previously mentioned, that are
+properly classed under the heading of this first chapter.&nbsp;
+Practically, the three hundred and fifty thousand little paupers
+that cumber the poor-rates are without the category of neglected
+ones.&nbsp; In all probability, at least one-half of that vast
+number never were victims of neglect, in the true sense of the
+term.&nbsp; Mr. Bumble derives his foster children from sources
+innumerable.&nbsp; There are those that are born in the
+&ldquo;house,&rdquo; and who, on some pretext, are abandoned by
+their unnatural mother.&nbsp; There are the &ldquo;strays,&rdquo;
+discovered by the police on their beats, and consigned, for the
+present, to the workhouse, and never owned.&nbsp; There is the
+offspring of the decamping weaver, or shoemaker, who goes on
+tramp &ldquo;to better himself;&rdquo; but, never succeeding,
+does not regard it as worth while to tramp home again to report
+his ill-luck.&nbsp; These, and such as these, may truly ascribe
+their pauperism to neglect on somebody&rsquo;s part; but by far
+the greater number are what they are through sheer
+misfortune.&nbsp; When death snatches father away from the table
+scarcely big enough to accommodate the little flock that cluster
+about it&mdash;snatches him away in the lusty prime of <a
+name="page3"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 3</span>life, and
+without warning, or, worse still, flings him on a bed of
+sickness, the remedies for which devour the few pounds thriftily
+laid aside for such an emergency, and, after all, are of no
+avail, what other asylum but the workhouse offers itself to
+mother and children?&nbsp; How many cases of this kind the parish
+books could reveal, one can only guess; quite enough, we may be
+sure, to render unpalatable that excessive amount of caution
+observed by those in power against &ldquo;holding out a
+premium&rdquo; to pauperism.&nbsp; It is somewhat amazing to hear
+great authorities talk sometimes.&nbsp; Just lately, Mr. Bartley,
+reading at the Society of Arts a paper entitled, &ldquo;The
+training and education of pauper children,&rdquo; took occasion
+to remark:&mdash;</p>
+<blockquote><p>&ldquo;These children cannot be looked upon
+exactly in the same way as paupers proper, inasmuch as their
+unfortunate position is entirely due to circumstances over which
+they could have no control.&nbsp; They are either the offspring
+of felons, cripples, and idiots, or orphans, bastards, and
+deserted children, and claim the protection of the law,
+frequently from their tenderest years, from having been deprived
+of the care of their natural guardians without fault or crime of
+their own.&nbsp; Such being their condition, they must either
+steal or starve in the streets, or the State must take charge of
+them.&nbsp; It may further be affirmed that, in a strictly
+commercial point of view, it is more economical to devote a
+certain amount in education and systematic training than by
+allowing them to grow up in the example of their parents and
+workhouse companions, to render their permanent support, either
+in a prison or a <a name="page4"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+4</span>workhouse, a burden on the industrious classes.&nbsp; The
+State, in fact, acknowledges this, and accordingly a provision is
+theoretically supplied for all pauper children, not only for
+their bodily wants, but, to a certain extent, for their mental
+improvement.&nbsp; At the same time, it is also necessary that
+the extreme should not be run into, viz., that of treating them
+so liberally as to hold out a premium to pauperism.&nbsp; In no
+case should their comfort be better than, nor in fact as good as,
+an industrious labourer has within his reach.&rdquo;</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>Mr. Bartley is a gentleman whose knowledge of the subject he
+treats of exceeds that of most men; moreover, he is a man who, in
+his acts and nature, shows himself actuated by a kind heart,
+governed by a sound head; but, with all deference, it is
+difficult to agree altogether with the foregoing remarks of his:
+and they are the better worth noticing, because precisely the
+same sentiment breathes through almost every modern, new, and
+improved system of parochial reform.&nbsp; Why should these
+unfortunate creatures, &ldquo;their unfortunate position being
+entirely due to circumstances over which they had no
+control,&rdquo; be made less comfortable in their condition than
+the industrious labourer,&mdash;who, by the way, may be an
+agricultural labourer, with his starvation wages of nine
+shillings a week and his damp and miserable hovel of two rooms to
+board and lodge his numerous family?&nbsp; What sort of justice
+is it to keep constantly before their unoffending eyes the
+humiliating fact that they have no standing even on the bottom
+round of the social ladder, and that their proper place is to
+crouch meekly and uncomplainingly <a name="page5"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 5</span>at the foot of it?&nbsp; Even
+supposing that they, the pauper children, are &ldquo;either the
+offspring of felons, cripples, and idiots, or orphans, bastards,
+and deserted children,&rdquo; which is assuming to the verge of
+improbability, still, since it is acknowledged that the state in
+which we discover them &ldquo;is due to no fault or crime of
+their own,&rdquo; why should we hesitate to make them commonly
+comfortable?&nbsp; To fail so to do when it is in our power, and
+when, according to their innocence and helplessness, it is their
+due, is decidedly at variance with the commonly-understood
+principles of Christian charity.&nbsp; It will be needless,
+however, here to pursue the subject of pauper management, since
+another section of this book has been given to its
+consideration.&nbsp; Anyhow, our three hundred and fifty thousand
+pauper children can have no claim to be reckoned among the
+&ldquo;neglected.&rdquo;&nbsp; They are, or should be, a class
+whose hard necessity has been brought under the notice of the
+authorities, and by them considered and provided for.</p>
+<p>There are other neglected children besides those already
+enumerated, and who are not included in the tenth part of a
+million who live in the streets, for the simple reason that they
+are too young to know the use of their legs.&nbsp; They are
+&ldquo;coming on,&rdquo; however.&nbsp; There is no present fear
+of the noble annual crop of a hundred thousand diminishing.&nbsp;
+They are so plentifully propagated that a savage preaching
+&ldquo;civilization&rdquo; might regard it as a mercy that the
+localities of their infant nurture are such as suit the ravening
+appetites of cholera and typhus.&nbsp; Otherwise they would breed
+like rabbits in an <a name="page6"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+6</span>undisturbed warren, and presently swarm so abundantly
+that the highways would be over-run, making it necessary to pass
+an Act of Parliament, improving on the latest enacted for dogs,
+against the roaming at large of unmuzzled children of the
+gutter.&nbsp; Observe the vast number of &ldquo;city
+Arabs,&rdquo; to be encountered in a walk, from Cheapside to the
+Angel at Islington, say.&nbsp; You cannot mistake them.&nbsp;
+There are other children who are constantly encountered in the
+street, male and female, who, though perhaps neither so ragged
+and dirty as the genuine juvenile vagrants, are even more sickly
+and hungry looking; but it is as easy to distinguish between the
+two types&mdash;between the <i>home-owning</i> and the
+<i>homeless</i>, as between the sleek pet dog, and the cur of the
+street, whose ideas of a &ldquo;kennel&rdquo; are limited to that
+represented by the wayside gutter, from which by good-luck
+edibles may be extracted.&nbsp; Not only does the youthful
+ragamuffin cry aloud for remedy in every street and public way of
+the city, he thrusts his ugly presence on us continuously, and
+appeals to us in bodily shape.&nbsp; In this respect, the curse
+of neglected children differs widely from any of the others,
+beggars alone excepted, perhaps.&nbsp; And even as regards
+beggars, to see them is not always to believe in them as human
+creatures helpless in the sad condition in which they are
+discovered, and worthy of the best help we can afford to bestow
+on them.&nbsp; It is next to impossible by outward signs merely
+to discriminate between the impostor and the really unfortunate
+and destitute.&nbsp; The pallid cheek and the sunken eye, may be
+a work of art and not of nature, and in the <a
+name="page7"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 7</span>cunning
+arrangement of rags, so as to make the most of them, the cheat
+must always have an advantage over the genuine article.&nbsp;
+Weighing the evidence <i>pro.</i> and <i>con.</i>, the object of
+it creeping even at his snail&rsquo;s pace may be out of sight
+before we arrive at what appears to us a righteous verdict, and
+our scrupulous charity reserved for another, occasion.&nbsp; But
+no such perplexing doubts and hesitation need trouble us in
+selecting the boy gutter bred and born from the one who lays
+claim to a home, even though it may be no more than a feeble
+pretence, consisting of a family nightly gathering in some dirty
+sty that serves as a bedroom, and a morning meeting at a board
+spread with a substitute for a breakfast.&nbsp; In the latter
+there is an expression of countenance utterly wanting in the
+former; an undescribable shyness, and an instinctive observance
+of decency, that has been rain-washed and sun-burnt out of the
+gipsy of the London highway since the time of his crawling out of
+the gooseberry sieve, with a wisp of hay in it that served him as
+a cradle.</p>
+<p>And here I can fancy I hear the incredulous reader exclaim,
+&ldquo;But that is mere imagery of course; ragamuffin babies
+never are cradled in gooseberry sieves, with a wisp of hay to lie
+on.&rdquo;&nbsp; Let me assure you, dear madam, it is not
+imagery, but positive fact.&nbsp; The strangest receptacles do
+duty as baby cradles at times.&nbsp; In another part of our book,
+it will be shown that a raisin-box may be so adapted, or even an
+egg-box; the latter with a bit of straw in it as a cradle for an
+invalid baby with a broken thigh!&nbsp; But as regards the
+gooseberry sieve, it is a fact that came under <a
+name="page8"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 8</span>the
+writer&rsquo;s immediate observation.&nbsp; Accompanied by a
+friend, he was on a visit of exploration into the little-known
+regions of Baldwin&rsquo;s Gardens, in Leather Lane, and entering
+a cellar there, the family who occupied it were discovered in a
+state of dreadful commotion.&nbsp; The mother, a tall, bony,
+ragged shrew, had a baby tucked under one arm, while she was
+using the other by the aid of a pair of dilapidated nozzleless
+bellows in inflicting a tremendous beating on a howling young
+gentleman of about eleven years old.&nbsp; &ldquo;Tut! tut! what
+is the matter, Mrs. Donelly?&nbsp; Rest your arm a moment, now,
+and tell us all about it.&rdquo;&nbsp; &ldquo;Matther! shure
+it&rsquo;s matther enough to dhrive a poor widdy beyant her
+sinses!&rdquo;&nbsp; And then her rage turning to sorrow, she in
+pathetic terms described how that she left that bad boy Johnny
+only for a few moments in charge of the &ldquo;darlint
+comfortable ashleap in her bashket,&rdquo; and that he had
+neglected his duty, and that the baste of a donkey had smelt her
+out, and &ldquo;ate her clane out o&rsquo; bed.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>I have had so much experience in this way, that one day I may
+write a book on the Haunts and Homes of the British Baby.&nbsp;
+It was not long after the incident of the gooseberry sieve, that
+I discovered in one small room in which a family of six resided,
+three little children, varying in age from three to eight,
+perhaps, stark naked.&nbsp; It was noon of a summer&rsquo;s day,
+and there they were nude as forest monkeys, and so hideously
+dirty that every rib-bone in their poor wasted little bodies
+showed plain, and in colour like mahogany.&nbsp; Soon as I put my
+head in at the door they scattered, scared as rabbits, to the
+&ldquo;bed,&rdquo; <a name="page9"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+9</span>an arrangement of evil-smelling flock and old
+potato-sacks, and I was informed by the mother that they had not
+a rag to wear, and had been in their present condition for
+<i>more than three months</i>.</p>
+<p>Let us return, however, to the hordes of small Arabs found
+wandering about the streets of the city.&nbsp; To the mind of the
+initiated, instantly recurs the question, &ldquo;whence do they
+all come&rdquo;?&nbsp; They are not imported like those other
+pests of society, &ldquo;German band boys or organ
+grinders;&rdquo; they must have been babies once upon a time;
+where did they grow up?&nbsp; In very dreary and retired regions,
+my dear sir, though for that matter if it should happen that you
+are perambulating fashionable Regent-street or aristocratic
+Belgravia, when you put to yourself the perplexing question, you
+may be nigher to a visible solution of the mystery than you would
+care to know.&nbsp; Where does the shoeless, ragged, dauntless,
+and often desperate boy of the gutter breed?&nbsp; Why, not
+unfrequently as close almost to the mansions of the rich and
+highly respectable as the sparrows in their chimney stacks.&nbsp;
+Nothing is more common than to discover a hideous stew of courts
+and alleys reeking in poverty and wretchedness almost in the
+shadow of the palatial abodes of the great and wealthy.&nbsp;
+Such instances might be quoted by the dozen.</p>
+<p>It is seldom that these fledglings of the hawk tribe quit
+their nests or rather their nesting places until they are
+capable, although on a most limited scale, of doing business on
+their own account.&nbsp; Occasionally a specimen may be seen in
+the vicinity of Covent Garden or Farringdon <a
+name="page10"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 10</span>Market,
+seated on a carriage extemporized out of an old rusty teatray and
+drawn along by his elder relatives, by means of a string.&nbsp;
+It may not be safely assumed, however, that the latter are
+actuated by no other than affectionate and disinterested motives
+in thus treating their infant charge to a ride.&nbsp; It is much
+more probable that being left at home in the alley by their
+mother, who is engaged elsewhere at washing or
+&ldquo;charing,&rdquo; with strict injunctions not to leave baby
+for so long as a minute, and being goaded to desperation by the
+thoughts of the plentiful feed of cast-out plums and oranges to
+be picked up in &ldquo;Common Garden&rdquo; at this &ldquo;dead
+ripe&rdquo; season of the year, they have hit on this ingenious
+expedient by which the maternal mandate may be obeyed to the
+letter, and their craving for market refuse be at the same time
+gratified.</p>
+<p>By-the-bye, it may here be mentioned as a contribution towards
+solving the riddle, &ldquo;How do these hundred thousand street
+prowlers contrive to exist?&rdquo; that they draw a considerable
+amount of their sustenance from the markets.&nbsp; And really it
+would seem that by some miraculous dispensation of Providence,
+garbage was for their sake robbed of its poisonous properties,
+and endowed with virtues such as wholesome food possesses.&nbsp;
+Did the reader ever see the young market hunters at such a
+&ldquo;feed&rdquo; say in the month of August or September?&nbsp;
+It is a spectacle to be witnessed only by early risers who can
+get as far as Covent Garden by the time that the wholesale
+dealing in the open falls slack&mdash;which will be about eight
+o&rsquo;clock; and it is not to be believed <a
+name="page11"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 11</span>unless it is
+seen.&nbsp; They will gather about a muck heap and gobble up
+plums, a sweltering mass of decay, and oranges and apples that
+have quite lost their original shape and colour, with the avidity
+of ducks or pigs.&nbsp; I speak according to my knowledge, for I
+have seen them at it.&nbsp; I have seen one of these gaunt
+wolfish little children with his tattered cap full of plums of a
+sort one of which I would not have permitted a child of mine to
+eat for all the money in the Mint, and this at a season when the
+sanitary authorities in their desperate alarm at the spread of
+cholera had turned bill stickers, and were begging and imploring
+the people to abstain from this, that, and the other, and
+especially to beware of fruit unless perfectly sound and
+ripe.&nbsp; Judging from the earnestness with which this last
+provision was urged, there must have been cholera enough to have
+slain a dozen strong men in that little ragamuffin&rsquo;s cap,
+and yet he munched on till that frowsy receptacle was emptied,
+finally licking his fingers with a relish.&nbsp; It was not for
+me to forcibly dispossess the boy of a prize that made him the
+envy of his plumless companions, but I spoke to the market beadle
+about it, asking him if it would not be possible, knowing the
+propensities of these poor little wretches, so to dispose of the
+poisonous offal that they could not get at it; but he replied
+that it was nothing to do with him what they ate so long as they
+kept their hands from picking and stealing; furthermore he
+politely intimated that &ldquo;unless I had nothing better to
+do&rdquo; there was no call for me to trouble myself about the
+&ldquo;little warmint,&rdquo; whom nothing would hurt.&nbsp; He
+confided to me his private belief that they were &ldquo;made
+inside something after the orsestretch, <a
+name="page12"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 12</span>and that
+farriers&rsquo; nails wouldn&rsquo;t come amiss to &rsquo;em if
+they could only get &rsquo;em down.&rdquo;&nbsp; However, and
+although the evidence was rather in the sagacious market
+beadle&rsquo;s favour, I was unconverted from my original
+opinion, and here take the liberty of urging on any official of
+Covent Garden or Farringdon Market who may happen to read these
+pages the policy of adopting my suggestion as to the safe
+bestowal of fruit offal during the sickly season.&nbsp; That
+great danger is incurred by allowing it to be consumed as it now
+is, there cannot be a question.&nbsp; Perhaps it is too much to
+assume that the poor little beings whom hunger prompts to feed
+off garbage do so with impunity.&nbsp; It is not improbable that,
+in many cases, they slink home to die in their holes as poisoned
+rats do.&nbsp; That they are never missed from the market is no
+proof of the contrary.&nbsp; Their identification is next to
+impossible, for they are like each other as apples in a sieve, or
+peas in one pod.&nbsp; Moreover, to tell their number is out of
+the question.&nbsp; It is as incomprehensible as is their
+nature.&nbsp; They swarm as bees do, and arduous indeed would be
+the task of the individual who undertook to reckon up the small
+fry of a single alley of the hundreds that abound in
+Squalor&rsquo;s regions.&nbsp; They are of as small account in
+the public estimation as stray street curs, and, like them, it is
+only where they evince a propensity for barking and biting that
+their existence is recognised.&nbsp; Should death to-morrow
+morning make a clean sweep of the unsightly little scavengers who
+grovel for a meal amongst the market offal heaps, next day would
+see the said heaps just as industriously surrounded.</p>
+<h3><a name="page13"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+13</span>CHAPTER II.<br />
+<span class="GutSmall">RESPECTING THE PARENTAGE OF SOME OF OUR
+GUTTER POPULATION.</span></h3>
+<p class="gutsumm"><i>Who are the Mothers</i>?&mdash;<i>The
+Infant Labour Market</i>.&mdash;<i>Watch London and Blackfriars
+Bridges</i>.&mdash;<i>The Melancholy Types</i>.&mdash;<i>The
+Flashy</i>, <i>Flaunting</i>
+&ldquo;<i>Infant</i>.&rdquo;&mdash;<i>Keeping
+Company</i>.&mdash;<i>Marriage</i>.&mdash;<i>The Upshot</i>.</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Instructive</span> and interesting though
+it may be to inquire into the haunts and habits of these wretched
+waifs and &ldquo;rank outsiders&rdquo; of humanity, of how much
+importance and of useful purpose is it to dig yet a little deeper
+and discover who are the parents&mdash;the mothers
+especially&mdash;of these babes of the gutter.</p>
+<p>Clearly they had no business there at all.&nbsp; A human
+creature, and more than all, a <i>helpless</i> human creature,
+endowed with the noblest shape of God&rsquo;s creation, and with
+a soul to save or lose, is as much out of place grovelling in
+filth and contamination as would be a wild cat crouching on the
+hearth-rug of a nursery.&nbsp; How come they there, then?&nbsp;
+Although not bred absolutely in the kennel, many merge into life
+so very near the edge of it, that it is no wonder if even their
+infantine kickings and sprawlings are enough to topple them
+over.&nbsp; Some there are, not vast in number, perhaps, but of a
+character to influence the whole, who are dropped into the gutter
+from such a height that they may never crawl out of it&mdash;<a
+name="page14"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 14</span>they are so
+sorely crippled.&nbsp; Others, again, find their way to the
+gutter by means of a process identical with that which serves the
+conveyance to sinks and hidden sewers of the city&rsquo;s
+ordinary refuse and off-scourings.&nbsp; Of this last-mentioned
+sort, however, it will be necessary to treat at length
+presently.</p>
+<p>I think that it may be taken as granted that gross and
+deliberate immorality is not mainly responsible for our gutter
+population.&nbsp; Neither can the poverty of the nation be justly
+called on to answer for it.&nbsp; On the contrary, unless I am
+greatly mistaken, the main tributary to the foul stream has its
+fountain-head in the keen-witted, ready-penny commercial
+enterprise of the small-capital, business-minded portion of our
+vast community.</p>
+<p>In no respect are we so unlike our forefathers as in our
+struggles after &ldquo;mastership&rdquo; in business, however
+petty.&nbsp; This may be a sign of commercial progress amongst
+us, but it is doubtful if it tends very much to the healthful
+constitution of our humanity.&nbsp; &ldquo;Work hard and win a
+fortune,&rdquo; has become a dry and mouldy maxim, distasteful to
+modern traders, and has yielded to one that is much smarter,
+viz., &ldquo;There is more got by scheming than by hard
+work.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>By scheming the labour of others, that is; little
+children&mdash;anyone.&nbsp; It is in the infant labour market
+especially that this new and dashing spirit of commercial
+enterprise exercises itself chiefly.&nbsp; There are many kinds
+of labour that require no application of muscular strength; all
+that is requisite is dexterity and lightness of touch, and these
+with most children are natural gifts.&nbsp; They <a
+name="page15"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 15</span>are better
+fitted for the work they are set to than adults would be, while
+the latter would require as wages shillings where the little ones
+are content with pence.&nbsp; This, perhaps, would be tolerable
+if their earnings increased with their years; but such an
+arrangement does not come within the scheme of the sweaters and
+slop-factors, Jew and Christian, who grind the bones of little
+children to make them not only bread, but luxurious living and
+country houses, and carriages to ride in.&nbsp; When their
+&ldquo;hands&rdquo; cease to be children, these enterprising
+tradesmen no longer require their services, and they are
+discharged to make room for a new batch of small toilers, eager
+to engage themselves on terms that the others have learned to
+despise, while those last-mentioned unfortunates are cast adrift
+to win their bread&mdash;somehow.</p>
+<p>Anyone curious to know the sort of working young female
+alluded to may be gratified a hundred times over any day of the
+week, if he will take the trouble to post himself, between the
+hours of twelve and two, at the foot of London or Blackfriars
+bridge.&nbsp; There he will see the young girl of the slop-shop
+and the city &ldquo;warehouse&rdquo; hurrying homeward on the
+chance of finding a meagre makeshift&mdash;&ldquo;something
+hot&rdquo;&mdash;that may serve as a dinner.</p>
+<p>It is a sight well worth the seeking of any philanthropic
+person interested in the present condition and possible future of
+the infant labour market.&nbsp; How much or how little of truth
+there may be in the lament one occasionally hears, that our
+endurance is failing us, and that we seldom reach the ripe old
+age attained by our ancestors, we will not here discuss; at least
+there can <a name="page16"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+16</span>be no doubt of this&mdash;that we grow old much earlier
+than did our great grandfathers; and though our
+&ldquo;three-score years and ten&rdquo; may be shortened by
+fifteen or twenty years, the downhill portion of our existence is
+at least as protracted as that of the hale men of old who could
+leap a gate at sixty.&nbsp; This must be so, otherwise the
+ancient law, defining an infant as &ldquo;a person under the age
+of fourteen,&rdquo; could never have received the sanction of
+legislators.&nbsp; Make note of these &ldquo;infants&rdquo; of
+the law as they come in knots of two and three, and sometimes in
+an unbroken &ldquo;gang,&rdquo; just as they left the factory,
+putting their best feet foremost in a match against time; for all
+that is allowed them is one hour, and within that limited period
+they have to walk perhaps a couple of miles to and fro, resting
+only during that brief space in which it is their happy privilege
+to exercise their organs of mastication.</p>
+<p>Good times indeed were those olden ones, if for no other
+reason than that they knew not such infants as these!&nbsp; Of
+the same stuff in the main, one and all, but by no means of the
+same pattern.&nbsp; Haggard, weary-eyed infants, who never could
+have been babies; little slips of things, whose heads are
+scarcely above the belt of the burly policeman lounging out his
+hours of duty on the bridge, but who have a brow on which, in
+lines indelible, are scored a dreary account of the world&rsquo;s
+hard dealings with them.&nbsp; Painfully puckered mouths have
+these, and an air of such sad, sage experience, that one might
+fancy, not that these were young people who would one day grow to
+be old women, but rather that, by some <a name="page17"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 17</span>inversion of the natural order of
+things, they had once been old and were growing young
+again&mdash;that they had seen seventy, at least, but had doubled
+on the brow of the hill of age, instead of crossing it, and
+retraced their steps, until they arrived back again at thirteen;
+the old, old heads planted on the young shoulders revealing the
+secret.</p>
+<p>This, the most melancholy type of the grown-up neglected
+infant, is, however, by no means the most painful of those that
+come trooping past in such a mighty hurry.&nbsp; Some are dogged
+and sullen-looking, and appear as though steeped to numbness in
+the comfortless doctrine, &ldquo;What can&rsquo;t be cured must
+be endured;&rdquo; as if they had acquired a certain sort of
+surly relish for the sours of existence, and partook of them as a
+matter of course, without even a wry face.&nbsp; These are not of
+the sort that excite our compassion the most; neither are the
+ailing and sickly-looking little girls, whose tender
+constitutions have broken down under pressure of the poison
+inhaled in the crowded workroom, and long hours, and countless
+trudgings, early and late, in the rain and mire, with no better
+covering for their shoulders than a flimsy mantle a shower would
+wet through and through, and a wretched pair of old boots that
+squelch on the pavement as they walk.&nbsp; Pitiful as are these
+forlorn ones to behold, there is, at least, a grim satisfaction
+in knowing that with them it cannot last.&nbsp; The creature who
+causes us most alarm is a girl of a very different type.</p>
+<p>This is the flashy, flaunting &ldquo;infant,&rdquo; barely
+fourteen, and with scarce four feet of stature, but
+self-possessed and <a name="page18"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+18</span>bold-eyed enough to be a &ldquo;daughter of the
+regiment&rdquo;&mdash;of a militia regiment even.&nbsp; She
+consorts with birds of her own feather.&nbsp; Very little
+experience enables one to tell at a glance almost how these girls
+are employed, and it is quite evident that the terrible infant in
+question and her companions are engaged in the manufacture of
+artificial flowers.&nbsp; Their teeth are discoloured, and there
+is a chafed and chilblainish appearance about their nostrils, as
+though suffering under a malady that were best consoled with a
+pocket-handkerchief.&nbsp; The symptoms in question, however, are
+caused by the poison used in their work&mdash;arsenite of copper,
+probably, that deadly mineral being of a &ldquo;lovely
+green,&rdquo; and much in favour amongst artificial florists and
+their customers.&nbsp; Here they come, unabashed by the throng,
+as though the highway were their home, and all mankind their
+brothers; she, the heroine with a bold story to tell, and plenty
+of laughter and free gesticulation as sauce with it.&nbsp; She is
+of the sort, and, God help them! they may be counted by hundreds
+in London alone, in whom keen wit would appear to be developed
+simultaneously with ability to walk and talk.&nbsp; Properly
+trained, these are the girls that grow to be clever, capable
+women&mdash;women of spirit and courage and shrewd
+discernment.&nbsp; The worst of it is that the seed implanted
+will germinate.&nbsp; Hunger cannot starve it to death, or
+penurious frosts destroy it.&nbsp; Untrained, it grows apace,
+overturning and strangling all opposition and asserting its
+paramount importance.</p>
+<p>This is the girl who is the bane and curse of the workroom
+crowded with juvenile stitchers or pasters, or <a
+name="page19"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 19</span>workers in
+flowers or beads.&nbsp; Her constant assumption of
+lightheartedness draws them towards her, her lively stories are a
+relief from the monotonous drudgery they are engaged on.&nbsp;
+Old and bold in petty wickedness, and with audacious pretensions
+to acquaintance with vice of a graver sort, she entertains them
+with stories of &ldquo;sprees&rdquo; and &ldquo;larks&rdquo; she
+and her friends have indulged in.&nbsp; She has been to
+&ldquo;plays&rdquo; and to &ldquo;dancing rooms,&rdquo; and to
+the best of her ability and means she demonstrates the latest
+fashion in her own attire, and wears her draggletail flinders of
+lace and ribbon in such an easy and old-fashionable manner, poor
+little wretch, as to impress one with the conviction that she
+must have been used to this sort of thing since the time of her
+shortcoating; which must have been many, many years ago.&nbsp;
+She has money to spend; not much, but sufficient for the purchase
+of luxuries, the consumption of which inflict cruel pangs on the
+hungry-eyed beholders.&nbsp; She is a person whose intimacy is
+worth cultivating, and they do cultivate it, with what result
+need not be here described.</p>
+<p>At fifteen the London factory-bred girl in her vulgar way has
+the worldly knowledge of the ordinary female of eighteen or
+twenty.&nbsp; She has her &ldquo;young man,&rdquo; and
+accompanies him of evenings to &ldquo;sing-songs&rdquo; and
+raffles, and on high days and holidays to Hampton by the shilling
+van, or to Greenwich by the sixpenny boat.&nbsp; At sixteen she
+wearies of the frivolities of sweethearting, and the young man
+being agreeable the pair embark in housekeeping, and
+&ldquo;settle down.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Perhaps they marry, and be it distinctly understood, <a
+name="page20"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 20</span>whatever has
+been said to the contrary, the estate of matrimony amongst her
+class is not lightly esteemed.&nbsp; On the contrary, it is a
+contract in which so much pride is taken that the certificate
+attesting its due performance is not uncommonly displayed on the
+wall of the living-room as a choice print or picture might be;
+with this singular and unaccountable distinction that when a
+<i>clock</i> is reckoned with the other household furniture, the
+marriage certificate is almost invariably hung under it.&nbsp; It
+was Mr. Catlin of the Cow Cross Mission who first drew my
+attention to this strange observance, and in our many
+explorations into the horrible courts and alleys in the vicinity
+of his mission-house he frequently pointed out instances of this
+strange custom; but even he, who is as learned in the habits and
+customs of all manner of outcasts of civilisation as any man
+living, was unable to explain its origin.&nbsp; When questioned
+on the subject the common answer was, &ldquo;They say that
+it&rsquo;s lucky.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>It is the expense attending the process that makes matrimony
+the exception and not the rule amongst these people.&nbsp; At
+least this is their invariable excuse.&nbsp; And here, as bearing
+directly on the question of &ldquo;neglected infants,&rdquo; I
+may make mention of a practice that certain well-intentioned
+people are adopting with a view to diminishing the prevalent sin
+of the unmarried sexes herding in their haunts of poverty, and
+living together as man and wife.</p>
+<p>The said practice appears sound enough on the surface.&nbsp;
+It consists simply in marrying these erring couples gratis.&nbsp;
+The missionary or scripture reader of the district <a
+name="page21"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 21</span>who, as a
+rule, is curiously intimate with the family affairs of his flock,
+calls privately on those young people whose clock, if they have
+one, ticks to a barren wall, and makes the tempting
+offer&mdash;banns put up, service performed, beadle and pew
+opener satisfied, and all free!&nbsp; As will not uncommonly
+happen, if driven into a corner for an excuse, the want of a
+jacket or a gown &ldquo;to make a &rsquo;spectable
+&rsquo;pearance in&rdquo; is pleaded; the negociator makes a note
+of it, and in all probability the difficulty is provided against,
+and in due course the marriage is consummated.</p>
+<p>This is all very well as far as it goes, but to my way of
+thinking the scheme is open to many grave objections.&nbsp; In
+the first place the instinct that incites people to herd like
+cattle in a lair is scarcely the same as induces them to blend
+their fortunes and live &ldquo;for better, for worse&rdquo; till
+the end of their life.&nbsp; It requires no great depth of
+affection on the man&rsquo;s part to lead him to take up with a
+woman who, in consideration of board and lodging and masculine
+protection will create some semblance of a home for him.&nbsp; In
+his selection of such a woman he is not governed by those grave
+considerations that undoubtedly present themselves to his mind
+when he meditates wedding himself irrevocably to a mate.&nbsp;
+Her history, previous to his taking up with her, may be known to
+him, and though perhaps not all that he could wish, she is as
+good to him as she promised to be, and they get along pretty well
+and don&rsquo;t quarrel very much.</p>
+<p>Now, although not one word can be urged in favour of this
+iniquitous and shocking arrangement, is it quite <a
+name="page22"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 22</span>certain that
+a great good is achieved by inducing such a couple to tie
+themselves together in the sacred bonds of matrimony?&nbsp; It is
+not a marriage of choice as all marriages should be.&nbsp; If the
+pair had been bent on church marriage and earnestly desired it,
+it is absurd to suppose that the few necessary shillings, the
+price of its performance, would have deterred them.&nbsp; If they
+held the sacred ceremony of so small account as to regard it as
+well dispensed with as adopted, it is no very great triumph of
+the cause of religion and morality that the balance is decided by
+a gown or a jacket, in addition to the good will of the
+missionary (who, by-the-bye, is generally the distributor of the
+alms of the charitable) being thrown into the scale.</p>
+<p>To be sure the man is not compelled to yield to the
+persuasions of those who would make of him a creditable member of
+society; he is not compelled to it, but he can hardly be regarded
+as a free agent.&nbsp; If the pair have children already, the
+woman will be only too anxious to second the solicitation of her
+friend, and so secure to herself legal protection in addition to
+that that is already secured to her through her mate&rsquo;s
+acquired regard for her.&nbsp; Then it is so difficult to combat
+the simple question, &ldquo;Why not?&rdquo; when all is so
+generously arranged&mdash;even to the providing a real gold ring
+to be worn in place of the common brass make-believe&mdash;and
+nothing remains but to step round to the parish church, where the
+minister is waiting, and where in a quarter of an hour, the
+great, and good, and lasting work may be accomplished.&nbsp; The
+well-meaning missionary asks, &ldquo;Why not?&rdquo;&nbsp; The
+woman, <a name="page23"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+23</span>urged by moral or mercenary motives, echoes the
+momentous query, and both stand with arms presented, in a manner
+of speaking, to hear the wavering one&rsquo;s objection.&nbsp;
+The wavering one is not generally of the far-seeing sort.&nbsp;
+In his heart he does not care as much as a shilling which way it
+is.&nbsp; He does not in the least trouble himself from the
+religious and moral point of view.&nbsp; When his adviser says,
+&ldquo;Just consider how much easier your conscience will be if
+you do this act of justice to the woman whom you have selected as
+your helpmate,&rdquo; he wags his head as though admitting it,
+but having no conscience about the matter he is not very deeply
+impressed.&nbsp; Nine times out of ten the summing-up of his
+deliberation is, &ldquo;I don&rsquo;t care; it won&rsquo;t cost
+<i>me</i> nothing; let &rsquo;em have their way.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>But what, probably, is the upshot of the good
+missionary&rsquo;s endeavours and triumph?&nbsp; In a very little
+time the gilt with which the honest adviser glossed the chain
+that was to bind the man irrevocably to marriage and morality
+wears off.&nbsp; The sweat of his brow will not keep it bright;
+it rusts it.&nbsp; He feels, in his own vulgar though expressive
+language, that he has been &ldquo;bustled&rdquo; into a bad
+bargain.&nbsp; &ldquo;It is like this &rsquo;ere,&rdquo; a
+matrimonial victim of the class once confided to me; &ldquo;I
+don&rsquo;t say as she isn&rsquo;t as good as ever, but I&rsquo;m
+blowed if she&rsquo;s all that better as I was kidded to believe
+she would be.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;But if she is as good as ever, she is good
+enough.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Yes, but you haven&rsquo;t quite got the bearing of
+what I mean, sir, and I haint got it in me to put it in the words
+like you would.&nbsp; Good enough before isn&rsquo;t good enough
+<a name="page24"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 24</span>now, cos
+it haint hoptional, don&rsquo;t you see?&nbsp; No, you
+don&rsquo;t.&nbsp; Well, look here.&nbsp; S&rsquo;pose I borrer a
+barrer.&nbsp; Well, it&rsquo;s good enough and a conwenient size
+for laying out my stock on it.&nbsp; It goes pooty easy, and I
+pays eighteen pence a week for it and I&rsquo;m satisfied.&nbsp;
+Well, I goes on all right and without grumbling, till some chap
+he ses to me, &lsquo;What call have you got to borrer a barrer
+when you can have one of your own; you alwis <i>want</i> a
+barrer, don&rsquo;t you know, why not make this one your
+own?&rsquo;&nbsp; &lsquo;Cos I can&rsquo;t spare the
+money,&rsquo; I ses.&nbsp; &lsquo;Oh,&rsquo; he ses,
+&lsquo;I&rsquo;ll find the money and the barrer&rsquo;s yourn, if
+so be as you&rsquo;ll promise and vow to take up with no other
+barrer, but stick to this one so long as you both shall
+live.&rsquo;&nbsp; Well, as aforesaid, it&rsquo;s a tidy, useful
+barrer, and I agrees.&nbsp; But soon as it&rsquo;s <i>mine</i>,
+don&rsquo;t you know, I ain&rsquo;t quite so careless about
+it.&nbsp; I overhauls it, in a manner of speaking, and I&rsquo;m
+more keerful in trying the balance of it in hand when the
+load&rsquo;s on it.&nbsp; Well, maybe I find out what I never
+before troubled myself to look for.&nbsp; There&rsquo;s a screw
+out here and a bolt wanted there.&nbsp; Here it&rsquo;s weak, and
+there it&rsquo;s ugly.&nbsp; I dwells on it in my mind
+constant.&nbsp; I&rsquo;ve never got that there barrer out of my
+head, and p&rsquo;raps I make too much of the weak pints of
+it.&nbsp; I gets to mistrust it.&nbsp; &lsquo;It&rsquo;s all
+middling right, just now, old woman&mdash;old barrer, I
+mean,&rsquo; I ses to myself, &lsquo;but you&rsquo;ll be a
+playing me a trick one day, I&rsquo;m afraid.&rsquo;&nbsp; Well,
+I go on being afraid, which I shouldn&rsquo;t be if I was only a
+borrower.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;But you should not forget that the barrow, to adopt
+your own ungallant figure of speech, is not accountable <a
+name="page25"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 25</span>for these
+dreads and suspicions of yours; it will last you as long and as
+well as though you had continued a borrower; you will admit that,
+at least!&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I don&rsquo;t know.&nbsp; <i>Last</i>, yes!&nbsp;
+That&rsquo;s the beggaring part of it.&nbsp; Ah, well!
+p&rsquo;raps it&rsquo;s all right, but I&rsquo;m blest if I can
+stand being haunted like I am now.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Nothing that I could say would add force to the argument of my
+costermonger friend, as set forth in his parable of the
+&ldquo;barrer.&rdquo;&nbsp; Applying it to the question under
+discussion, I do not mean to attribute to the deceptiveness of
+the barrow or to its premature breaking down, the spilling into
+the gutter of all the unhappy children there discovered.&nbsp; My
+main reason for admitting the evidence in question was to
+endeavour to show that as a pet means of improving the morality
+of our courts and alleys, and consequently of diminishing the
+gutter population, the modern idea of arresting fornication and
+concubinage, by dragging the pair there and then to church, and
+making them man and wife, is open to serious objections.&nbsp;
+The state of matrimony is not good for such folk.&nbsp; It was
+never intended for them.&nbsp; It may be as necessary to
+healthful life as eating is, but no one would think of taking a
+man starved, and in the last extremity for lack of wholesome
+aliment, and setting before him a great dish of solid food.&nbsp;
+It may be good for him by-and-by, but he must be brought along by
+degrees, and fitted for it.&nbsp; Undoubtedly a great source of
+our abandoned gutter children may be found in the shocking
+herding together of the sexes in the vile &ldquo;slums&rdquo; and
+back places of London, and it is to be sincerely hoped <a
+name="page26"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 26</span>that some
+wise man will presently devise a speedy preventive.</p>
+<p>In a recent report made to the Commissioners of Sewers for
+London, Dr. Letheby says: &ldquo;I have been at much pains during
+the last three months to ascertain the precise conditions of the
+dwellings, the habits, and the diseases of the poor.&nbsp; In
+this way 2,208 rooms have been most circumstantially inspected,
+and the general result is that nearly all of them are filthy or
+overcrowded or imperfectly drained, or badly ventilated, or out
+of repair.&nbsp; In 1,989 of these rooms, all in fact that are at
+present inhabited, there are 5,791 inmates, belonging to 1,576
+families; and to say nothing of the too frequent occurrence of
+what may be regarded as a necessitous overcrowding, where the
+husband, the wife, and young family of four or five children are
+cramped into a miserably small and ill-conditioned room, there
+are numerous instances where adults of both sexes, belonging to
+different families, are lodged in the same room, regardless of
+all the common decencies of life, and where from three to five
+adults, men and women, besides a train or two of children, are
+accustomed to herd together like brute beasts or savages; and
+where every human instinct of propriety and decency is
+smothered.&nbsp; Like my predecessor, I have seen grown persons
+of both sexes sleeping in common with their parents, brothers and
+sisters, and cousins, and even the casual acquaintance of a
+day&rsquo;s tramp, occupying the same bed of filthy rags or
+straw; a woman suffering in travail, in the midst of males and
+females of different families that tenant the same room, <a
+name="page27"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 27</span>where birth
+and death go hand in hand; where the child but newly born, the
+patient cast down with fever, and the corpse waiting for
+interment, have no separation from each other, or from the rest
+of the inmates.&nbsp; Of the many cases to which I have alluded,
+there are some which have commanded my attention by reason of
+their unusual depravity&mdash;cases in which from three to four
+adults of both sexes, with many children, were lodging in the
+same room, and often sleeping in the same bed.&nbsp; I have note
+of three or four localities, where forty-eight men, seventy-three
+women, and fifty-nine children are living in thirty-four
+rooms.&nbsp; In one room there are two men, three women, and five
+children, and in another one man, four women, and two children;
+and when, about a fortnight since, I visited the back room on the
+ground floor of No. 5, I found it occupied by one man, two women,
+and two children; and in it was the dead body of a poor girl who
+had died in childbirth a few days before.&nbsp; The body was
+stretched out on the bare floor, without shroud or coffin.&nbsp;
+There it lay in the midst of the living, and we may well ask how
+it can be otherwise than that the human heart should be dead to
+all the gentler feelings of our nature, when such sights as these
+are of common occurrence.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;So close and unwholesome is the atmosphere of some of
+these rooms, that I have endeavoured to ascertain, by chemical
+means, whether it does not contain some peculiar product of
+decomposition that gives to it its foul odour and its rare powers
+of engendering disease.&nbsp; I find it is not only deficient in
+the due proportion of oxygen, but it contains three times the
+usual amount of carbonic <a name="page28"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 28</span>acid, besides a quantity of aqueous
+vapour charged with alkaline matter that stinks abominably.&nbsp;
+This is doubtless the product of putrefaction, and of the various
+f&oelig;tid and stagnant exhalations that pollute the air of the
+place.&nbsp; In many of my former reports, and in those of my
+predecessor, your attention has been drawn to this pestilential
+source of disease, and to the consequence of heaping human beings
+into such contracted localities; and I again revert to it because
+of its great importance, not merely that it perpetuates fever and
+the allied disorders, but because there stalks side by side with
+this pestilence a yet deadlier presence, blighting the moral
+existence of a rising population, rendering their hearts
+hopeless, their acts ruffianly and incestuous, and scattering,
+while society averts her eye, the retributive seeds of increase
+for crime, turbulence and pauperism.&rdquo;</p>
+<h3><a name="page29"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+29</span>CHAPTER III.<br />
+<span class="GutSmall">BABY-FARMING.</span></h3>
+<p class="gutsumm">&ldquo;<i>Baby-Farmers</i>&rdquo; <i>and
+Advertising</i> &ldquo;<i>Child
+Adopters</i>.&rdquo;&mdash;&ldquo;<i>F. X.</i>&rdquo; <i>of
+Stepney</i>.&mdash;<i>The Author&rsquo;s Interview with Farmer
+Oxleek</i>.&mdash;<i>The Case of Baby Frederick Wood</i>.</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Although</span> it is not possible, in a
+book of moderate dimensions, such as this, to treat the question
+of neglected children with that extended care and completeness it
+undoubtedly deserves, any attempt at its consideration would be
+glaringly deficient did it not include some reference to the
+modern and murderous institution known as &ldquo;baby
+farming.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>We may rely on it that we are lamentably ignorant both of the
+gigantic extent and the pernicious working of this
+mischief.&nbsp; It is only when some loud-crying abuse of the
+precious system makes itself heard in our criminal courts, and is
+echoed in the newspapers, or when some adventurous magazine
+writer in valiant pursuit of his avocation, directs his
+inquisitive nose in the direction indicated, that the public at
+large hear anything either of the farmer or the farmed.</p>
+<p>A year or so ago a most atrocious child murder attracted
+towards this ugly subject the bull&rsquo;s-eye beams of the
+press, and for some time it was held up and exhibited in all its
+nauseating nakedness.&nbsp; It may be safely asserted that during
+the protracted trial of the child murderess, Mrs. <a
+name="page30"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 30</span>Winser, there
+was not one horrified father or mother in England who did not in
+terms of severest indignation express his or her opinion of how
+abominable it was that such scandalous traffic in baby flesh and
+blood should, through the law&rsquo;s inefficiency, be rendered
+possible.&nbsp; But it was only while we, following the revolting
+revelations, were subject to a succession of shocks and kept in
+pain, that we were thus virtuous.&nbsp; It was only while our
+tender feelings were suffering excruciation from the harrowing
+story of baby torture that we shook in wrath against the
+torturer.&nbsp; Considering what our sufferings were (and from
+the manner of our crying out they must have been truly awful) we
+recovered with a speed little short of miraculous.&nbsp; Barely
+was the trial of the murderess concluded and the court cleared,
+than our fierce indignation subsided from its bubbling and
+boiling, and quickly settled down to calm and ordinary
+temperature.&nbsp; Nay it is hardly too much to say that our
+over-wrought sympathies as regards baby neglect and murder fell
+so cold and flat that little short of a second edition of
+Herod&rsquo;s massacre might be required to raise them again.</p>
+<p>This is the unhappy fate that attends nearly all our great
+social grievances.&nbsp; They are overlooked or shyly glanced at
+and kicked aside for years and years, when suddenly a stray spark
+ignites their smouldering heaps, and the eager town cooks a
+splendid supper of horrors at the gaudy conflagration; but having
+supped full, there ensues a speedy distaste for flame and smoke,
+and in his heart every one is chiefly anxious that the fire may
+burn itself out, or that some kind hand will smother it.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;We <a name="page31"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+31</span>have had enough of it.&rdquo;&nbsp; That is the
+phrase.&nbsp; The only interest we ever had in it, which was
+nothing better than a selfish and theatrical interest, is
+exhausted.&nbsp; We enjoyed the bonfire amazingly, but we have no
+idea of tucking back our coat-sleeves and handling a shovel or a
+pick to explore the unsavoury depth and origin of the flareup,
+and dig and dam to guard against a repetition of it.&nbsp; It is
+sufficient for us that we have endured without flinching the
+sensational horrors dragged to light; let those who dragged them
+forth bury them again; or kill them; or be killed by them.&nbsp;
+We have had enough of them.</p>
+<p>Great social grievances are not to be taken by storm.&nbsp;
+They merely bow their vile heads while the wrathful blast passes,
+and regain their original position immediately afterwards.&nbsp;
+So it was with this business of baby-farming, and the tremendous
+outcry raised at the time when the wretch Winser was brought to
+trial.&nbsp; There are certain newspapers in whose advertisement
+columns the baby-farmer advertises for &ldquo;live stock&rdquo;
+constantly, and at the time it was observed with great triumph by
+certain people that since the vile hag&rsquo;s detection the
+advertisements in question had grown singularly few and
+mild.&nbsp; But the hope that the baby-farmer had retired,
+regarding his occupation as gone, was altogether delusive.&nbsp;
+He was merely lying quiet for a spell, quite at his ease, making
+no doubt that business would stir again presently.&nbsp; Somebody
+else was doing his advertising, that was all.&nbsp; If he had had
+any reasonable grounds for supposing that the results of the
+appalling facts brought to light would be that the Legislature
+would bestir itself and take prompt <a name="page32"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 32</span>and efficacious steps towards
+abolishing him, it would have been different.&nbsp; But he had
+too much confidence in the sluggardly law to suppose anything of
+the kind.&nbsp; He knew that the details of the doings of himself
+and his fellows would presently sicken those who for a time had
+evinced a relish for them, and that in a short time they would
+bid investigators and newspapers say no more&mdash;they had had
+enough of it!&nbsp; When his sagacity was verified, he found his
+way leisurely back to the advertising columns again.</p>
+<p>I have spoken of the baby-farmers as masculine, but that was
+merely for convenience of metaphor.&nbsp; No doubt that the male
+sex have a considerable interest in the trade, but the
+negociators, and ostensibly the proprietors, are women.&nbsp; As
+I write, one of the said newspapers lies before me.&nbsp; It is a
+daily paper, and its circulation, an extensive one, is
+essentially amongst the working classes, <i>especially amongst
+working girls and women</i>.</p>
+<p>The words italicised are worthy particular attention as
+regards this particular part of my subject.&nbsp; Here is a daily
+newspaper that is mainly an advertising broadsheet.&nbsp; It is
+an old-established newspaper, and its advertisement columns may
+be said fairly to reflect the condition of the female labour
+market over vast tracts of the London district.&nbsp; Column
+after column tells of the wants of servants and masters.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;Cap-hands,&rdquo; &ldquo;feather-hands,&rdquo;
+&ldquo;artificial flower-hands,&rdquo;
+&ldquo;chenille-hands,&rdquo; hands for the manufacture of
+&ldquo;chignons&rdquo; and &ldquo;hair-nets&rdquo; and
+&ldquo;bead work,&rdquo; and all manner of &ldquo;plaiting&rdquo;
+and &ldquo;quilling&rdquo; and &ldquo;gauffering&rdquo; in ribbon
+and net and muslin, <a name="page33"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+33</span>contributing towards the thousand and one articles that
+stock the &ldquo;fancy&rdquo; trade.&nbsp; There are more
+newspapers than one that aspire as mediums between employers and
+employed, but this, before all others, is <i>the</i> newspaper,
+daily conned by thousands of girls and women in search of work of
+the kind above mentioned, and it is in this newspaper that the
+baby-farmer fishes wholesale for customers.</p>
+<p>I write &ldquo;wholesale,&rdquo; and surely it is nothing
+else.&nbsp; To the uninitiated in this peculiar branch of the
+world&rsquo;s wickedness it would seem that, as an article of
+negociation, a baby would figure rarer than anything, and in
+their innocence they might be fairly guided to this conclusion on
+the evidence of their personal experience of the unflinching love
+of parents, though never so poor, for their children; yet in a
+single number of this newspaper published every day of the week
+and all the year round, be it borne in mind, appear no less than
+<i>eleven</i> separate advertisements, emanating from individuals
+solicitous for the care, weekly, monthly, yearly&mdash;anyhow, of
+other people&rsquo;s children, and that on terms odorous of
+starvation at the least in every meagre figure.</p>
+<p>It is evident at a glance that the advertisers seek for
+customers and expect none other than from among the sorely
+pinched and poverty-stricken class that specially patronise the
+newspaper in question.&nbsp; The complexion, tone, and terms of
+their villanously cheap suggestions for child adoption are most
+cunningly shaped to meet the possible requirements of some
+unfortunate work-girl, who, earning while at liberty never more
+than seven or <a name="page34"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+34</span>eight shillings a week, finds herself hampered with an
+infant for whom no father is forthcoming.&nbsp; There can
+scarcely be imagined a more terrible encumbrance than a young
+baby is to a working girl or woman so circumstanced.&nbsp; Very
+often she has a home before her disaster announced
+itself&mdash;her first home, that is, with her parents&mdash;and
+in her shame and disgrace she abandons it, determined on hiding
+away where she is unknown, &ldquo;keeping herself to
+herself.&rdquo;&nbsp; She has no other means of earning a
+livelihood excepting that she has been used to.&nbsp; She is a
+&ldquo;cap-hand,&rdquo; or an &ldquo;artificial
+flower-hand,&rdquo; and such work is always entirely performed at
+the warehouse immediately under the employer&rsquo;s eye.&nbsp;
+What is she to do?&nbsp; She cannot possibly carry her baby with
+her to the shop and keep it with her the livelong day.&nbsp; Were
+she inclined so to do, and could somehow contrive to accomplish
+the double duty of nurse and flower-weaver, it would not be
+allowed.&nbsp; If she stays at home in the wretched little room
+she rents with her infant she and it must go hungry.&nbsp; It is
+a terrible dilemma for a young woman &ldquo;all but&rdquo; good,
+and honestly willing to accept the grievous penalty she must pay
+if it may be accomplished by the labour of her hands.&nbsp; Small
+and puny, however, the poor unwelcome little stranger may be, it
+is a perfect ogre of rapacity on its unhappy mother&rsquo;s
+exertions.&nbsp; Now and then an instance of the self-sacrificing
+devotion exhibited by those unhappy mothers for their fatherless
+children creeps into print.&nbsp; There was held in the parish of
+St. Luke&rsquo;s, last summer, an inquest on the body of a
+neglected infant, aged seven months.&nbsp; The woman to whose
+care she was <a name="page35"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+35</span>confided had got drunk, and left the poor little thing
+exposed to the cold, so that it died.&nbsp; The mother paid the
+drunken nurse four-and-sixpence a week for the child&rsquo;s
+keep, and it was proved in evidence that she (the mother) had
+been earning at her trade of paper-bag making never more than
+six-and-threepence per week during the previous five
+months.&nbsp; That was four-and-sixpence for baby and
+<i>one-and-ninepence</i> for herself.</p>
+<p>I don&rsquo;t think, however, that the regular baby-farmer is
+a person habitually given to drink.&nbsp; The successful and
+lucrative prosecution of her business forbids the
+indulgence.&nbsp; Decidedly not one of the eleven advertisements
+before mentioned read like the concoctions of persons whose heads
+were muddled with beer or gin.&nbsp; Here is the first
+one:&mdash;</p>
+<blockquote><p>NURSE CHILD WANTED, OR TO ADOPT.&mdash;The
+Advertiser, a Widow with a little family of her own, and a
+moderate allowance from her late husband&rsquo;s friends, would
+be glad to accept the charge of a young child.&nbsp; Age no
+object.&nbsp; If sickly would receive a parent&rsquo;s
+care.&nbsp; Terms, Fifteen Shillings a month; or would adopt
+entirely if under two months for the small sum of Twelve
+pounds.</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>Women are shrewder than men at understanding these matters,
+and the advertisement is addressed to women; but I doubt if a man
+would be far wrong in setting down the &ldquo;widow lady with a
+little family of her own,&rdquo; as one of those monsters in
+woman&rsquo;s clothing who go about seeking for babies to
+devour.&nbsp; Her &ldquo;moderate allowance,&rdquo; so artlessly
+introduced, is intended to convey to the unhappy mother but half
+resolved to part with her <a name="page36"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 36</span>encumbrance, that possibly the
+widow&rsquo;s late husband&rsquo;s friends settle her
+butcher&rsquo;s and baker&rsquo;s bills, and that under such
+circumstances the widow would actually be that fifteen shillings
+a month in pocket, for the small trouble of entering the little
+stranger with her own interesting little flock.&nbsp; And what a
+well-bred, cheerful, and kindly-behaved little flock it must be,
+to have no objection to add to its number a young child aged one
+month or twelve, sick or well!&nbsp; Fancy such an estimable
+person as the widow lady appraising her parental care at so low a
+figure as three-and-ninepence a week&mdash;sevenpence farthing a
+day, including Sundays!&nbsp; But, after all, that is not so
+cheap as the taking the whole and sole charge of a child, sick or
+well, mind you, to nourish and clothe, and educate it from the
+age of two months till twelve years, say!&nbsp; To be sure, the
+widow lady stipulates that the child she is ready to
+&ldquo;adopt&rdquo; must be under two months, and we all know how
+precarious is infantine existence, and at what a wonderfully low
+rate the cheap undertakers bury babies in these days.</p>
+<p>Another of the precious batch of eleven speaks plainer, and
+comes to the point without any preliminary walking round
+it:&mdash;</p>
+<blockquote><p>ADOPTION.&mdash;A person wishing a lasting and
+comfortable home for a young child of either sex will find this a
+good opportunity.&nbsp; Advertisers having no children of their
+own are about to proceed to America.&nbsp; Premium, Fifteen
+pounds.&nbsp; Respectable references given and required.&nbsp;
+Address F. X&mdash;.</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>All that is incomplete in the above is the initials; but <a
+name="page37"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 37</span>one need not
+ask for the &ldquo;O&rdquo; that should come between the
+&ldquo;F&rdquo; and &ldquo;X.&rdquo;&nbsp; After perusing the
+pithy advertisement, I interpreted its meaning simply
+this:&mdash;Any person possessed of a child he is anxious to be
+rid of, here is a good chance for him.&nbsp; Perhaps &ldquo;F.
+X.&rdquo; is going to America; perhaps he&rsquo;s not.&nbsp; That
+is <i>his</i> business.&nbsp; The party having a child to dispose
+of, need not trouble itself on that score.&nbsp; For
+&ldquo;respectable references&rdquo; read &ldquo;mutual
+confidence.&rdquo;&nbsp; I&rsquo;ll take the child, and ask no
+questions of the party, and the party shall fork over the fifteen
+pounds, and ask no questions of me.&nbsp; That will make matters
+comfortable for both parties, &rsquo;specially if the meeting is
+at a coffee-house, or at some public building, for if I
+don&rsquo;t know the party&rsquo;s address, of course he can have
+no fear that I shall turn round on him, and return the child on
+his hands.&nbsp; The whole affair might be managed while an
+omnibus is waiting to take up a passenger.&nbsp; A simple matter
+of handing over a bulky parcel and a little one&mdash;the child
+and the money&mdash;and all over, without so much as &ldquo;good
+night,&rdquo; if so be the party is a careful party, and
+wouldn&rsquo;t like even his voice heard.</p>
+<p>It may be objected that the seduced factory girl is scarcely
+likely to become the victim of &ldquo;F. X.,&rdquo; inasmuch as
+she never had fifteen pounds to call her own in the whole course
+of her life, and is less likely than ever to grow so rich
+now.&nbsp; And that is quite true, but as well as a seduced,
+there must be a seducer.&nbsp; Not a man of position and means,
+probably; more likely the fast young son of parents in the
+butchering, or cheesemongering, or grocery interest&mdash;a
+dashing young blade, whose ideas of <a name="page38"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 38</span>&ldquo;seeing life&rdquo; is seeking
+that unwholesome phase of it presented at those unmitigated dens
+of vice, the &ldquo;music halls,&rdquo; at one of which places,
+probably, the acquaintance terminating so miserably, was
+commenced.&nbsp; Or, may be, instead of the &ldquo;young
+master,&rdquo; it is the shopman who is the male delinquent; and,
+in either case, anything is preferable to a &ldquo;row,&rdquo;
+and an exposure.&nbsp; Possibly the embarrassed young mother, by
+stress of necessity, and imperfect faith in the voluntary
+goodness of her lover, is driven to make the best of the
+defensive weapons that chance has thus placed in her hands, and
+her urging for &ldquo;some little assistance&rdquo; becomes
+troublesome.&nbsp; This being the case, and the devil stepping in
+with &ldquo;F. X.&rsquo;s&rdquo; advertisement in his hand, the
+difficulty is immediately reduced to one of raising fifteen
+pounds.&nbsp; No more hourly anxiety lest &ldquo;something should
+turn up&rdquo; to explode the secret under the very nose of
+parents or master, no more restrictions from amusements loved so
+well because of a dread lest that pale-faced baby-carrying young
+woman should intrude her reproachful presence, and her tears,
+into their midst.&nbsp; Only one endeavour&mdash;a big one, it is
+true, but still, only one&mdash;and the ugly ghost is laid at
+once and for ever!&nbsp; Perhaps the young fellow has friends of
+whom he can borrow the money.&nbsp; May be he has a watch, and
+articles of clothing and jewellery, that will pawn for the
+amount.&nbsp; If he has neither, still he is not entirely without
+resources.&nbsp; Music-halls and dancing-rooms cannot be
+patronised on bare journeyman&rsquo;s wages, and probably already
+the till has bled slightly&mdash;let it bleed more
+copiously!&nbsp; And the theft is perpetrated, and &ldquo;F.
+X.&rdquo; <a name="page39"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+39</span>releases the guilty pair of the little creature that
+looks in its helplessness and innocence so little like a
+bugbear.&nbsp; And it isn&rsquo;t at all unlikely that, after
+all, papa regards himself as a fellow deserving of condemnation,
+perhaps, but entitled to some pity, and, still more, of approval
+for his self-sacrificing.&nbsp; Another fellow, finding himself
+in such a fix, would have snapped his fingers in Polly&rsquo;s
+face, and told her to do her worst, and be hanged to her; but,
+confound it all, he was not such a brute as <i>that</i>.&nbsp;
+Having got the poor girl into trouble, he had done all he could
+to get her out of it&mdash;clean out of it, mind you.&nbsp; Not
+only had he done all that he could towards this generous end, but
+considerably more than he ought; he had risked exposure as a
+thief, and the penalty of the treadmill, and all for her
+sake!&nbsp; And so thick-skinned is the young fellow&rsquo;s
+morality, that possibly he is really not aware of the double-dyed
+villain he has become; that to strip his case of the specious
+wrappings in which he would envelop it, he is nothing better than
+a mean scoundrel who has stooped to till-robbery in order to
+qualify himself as an accessory to child murder, or
+worse&mdash;the casting of his own offspring, like a mangy dog,
+on the streets, to die in a gutter, or to live and grow up to be
+a terror to his kind&mdash;a ruffian, and a breeder of
+ruffians.&nbsp; Nor need it be supposed that this last is a mere
+fancy sketch.&nbsp; There can be no doubt that if the history of
+every one of the ten thousand of the young human pariahs that
+haunt London streets could be inquired into, it would be found
+that no insignificant percentage of the whole were children
+abandoned and left to their fate by mock &ldquo;adopters,&rdquo;
+such as &ldquo;F. X.&rdquo;</p>
+<p><a name="page40"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 40</span>It is
+these &ldquo;adopters&rdquo; of children who should be specially
+looked after, since, assuming that heartless roguery is the basis
+of their business dealing, it becomes at once manifest that their
+main source of profit must lie in their ability to get rid of
+their hard bargains as soon as possible.&nbsp; From fifteen to
+five-and-twenty pounds would appear to be the sums usually asked,
+and having once got possession of the child, every day that the
+mockery of a <i>bon&acirc; fide</i> bargain is maintained, the
+value of the blood-money that came with it diminishes.&nbsp; The
+term &ldquo;blood-money,&rdquo; however, should be accepted in a
+qualified sense.&nbsp; It is quite common for these people to
+mention as one of the conditions of treaty that a sickly child
+would not be objected to, and provided it were very sickly, it
+might in ordinary cases have a fair chance of dying a natural
+death; but the course commonly pursued by the professional
+childmonger is not to murder it either by sudden and violent
+means, or by the less merciful though no less sure process of
+cold, neglect, and starvation.&nbsp; Not only does death made
+public (and in these wide-awake times it is not easy to hide a
+body, though a little one, where it may not speedily be found)
+attract an amount of attention that were best avoided, but it
+also entails the expenses of burial.&nbsp; A much easier way of
+getting rid of a child,&mdash;especially if it be of that
+convenient age when it is able to walk but not to talk, is to
+convey it to a strange quarter of the town and there abandon
+it.</p>
+<p>And there is something else in connection with this painful
+phase of the question of neglected children that should not be
+lost sight of.&nbsp; It must not be supposed that <a
+name="page41"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 41</span>every child
+abandoned in the streets is discovered by the police and finds
+its way first to the station-house, and finally to the
+workhouse.&nbsp; Very many of them, especially if they are
+pretty-looking and engaging children, are voluntarily adopted by
+strangers.&nbsp; It might not be unreasonably imagined that this
+can only be the case when the cruel abandonment takes place in a
+neighbourhood chiefly inhabited by well-to-do people.&nbsp; And
+well would it be for the community at large if this supposition
+were the correct one; then there would be a chance that the poor
+neglected little waif would be well cared for and preserved
+against the barbarous injustice of being compelled to fight for
+his food even before he had shed his milk-teeth.&nbsp; But
+wonderful as it may seem, it is not in well-to-do quarters that
+the utterly abandoned child finds protection, but in quarters
+that are decidedly the worst to do, and that, unfortunately, in
+every possible respect than any within the city&rsquo;s
+limits.&nbsp; The tender consideration of poverty for its kind is
+a phase of humanity that might be studied both with instruction
+and profit by those who, through their gold-rimmed spectacles
+regard deprivation from meat and clothes and the other good
+things of this world as involving a corresponding deficiency of
+virtue and generosity.&nbsp; They have grown so accustomed to
+associate cherubs with chubbiness, and chubbiness with high
+respectability and rich gravies, that they would, if such a thing
+were possible, scarcely be seen conversing with an angel of bony
+and vulgar type.&nbsp; Nevertheless, it is an undoubted fact,
+that for one child taken from the streets in the highly
+respectable West-end, and privately housed <a
+name="page42"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 42</span>and taken
+care of, there might be shown fifty who have found open door and
+lasting entertainment in the most poverty-stricken haunts of
+London.</p>
+<p>In haunts of vice too, in hideous localities inhabited solely
+by loose women and thieves.&nbsp; Bad as these people are, they
+will not deny a hungry child.&nbsp; It is curious the extent to
+which this lingering of nature&rsquo;s better part remains with
+these &ldquo;bad women.&rdquo;&nbsp; Love for little children in
+these poor creatures seems unconquerable.&nbsp; It would appear
+as though conscious of the extreme depth of degradation to which
+they have fallen, and of the small amount of sympathy that
+remains between them and the decent world, they were anxious to
+hold on yet a little longer, although by so slender a thread as
+unreasoning childhood affords.&nbsp; As everyone can attest,
+whose duty it has been to explore even the most notorious sinks
+of vice and criminality, it is quite common to meet with pretty
+little children, mere infants of three or four years old, who are
+the pets and toys of the inhabitants, especially of the
+women.&nbsp; The frequent answer to the inquiry, &ldquo;Who does
+the child belong to?&rdquo; is, &ldquo;Oh, he&rsquo;s
+anybody&rsquo;s child,&rdquo; which sometimes means that it is
+the offspring of one of the fraternity who has died or is now in
+prison, but more often that he is a &ldquo;stray&rdquo; who is
+fed and harboured there simply because nobody owns him.</p>
+<p>But as may be easily understood, the reign of
+&ldquo;pets&rdquo; of this sort is of limited duration.&nbsp; By
+the time the curly-headed little boy of four years old grows to
+be six, he must indeed be an inapt scholar if his two
+years&rsquo; attendance at such a school has not turned his
+artless simplicity <a name="page43"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+43</span>into mischievous cunning, and his &ldquo;pretty
+ways&rdquo; into those that are both audacious and
+tiresome.&nbsp; Then clubbing takes the place of caressing, and
+the child is gradually left to shift for himself, and we meet him
+shortly afterwards an active and intelligent nuisance, snatching
+his hard-earned crust out of the mire as a crossing sweeper,
+fusee, or penny-paper selling boy, or else more evilly inclined,
+he joins other companions and takes up the trade of a whining
+beggar.&nbsp; Even at that tender age his eyes are opened to the
+ruinous fact that as much may be got by stealing as by working,
+and he &ldquo;tails on,&rdquo; a promising young beginner, to the
+army of twenty thousand professional thieves that exact black
+mail in London.</p>
+<p>Supposing it to be true, and for my part I sincerely believe
+it, that the ranks of neglected children who eventually become
+thieves, are recruited in great part from the castaways of the
+mock child adopter, then is solved the puzzle how it is that
+among a class the origin of almost every member of which can be
+traced back to the vilest neighbourhood of brutishness and
+ignorance, so many individuals of more than the average intellect
+are discovered.&nbsp; Any man who has visited a reformatory for
+boys must have observed this.&nbsp; Let him go into the juvenile
+ward or the school-room of a workhouse, either in town or
+country, and he will find four-fifths of the lads assembled
+wearing the same heavy stolid look, indicative of the same
+desperate resignation to the process of learning than which for
+them could hardly be devised a punishment more severe.&nbsp; But
+amongst a very large proportion <a name="page44"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 44</span>of the boys who have been rescued not
+merely from the gutter but out of the very jaws of the criminal
+law, and bestowed in our reformatories, how different is their
+aspect!&nbsp; Quick-witted, ready of comprehension, bold-eyed,
+shrewdly-observant, one cannot but feel that it is a thousand
+pities that such boys should be driven to this harbour of
+refuge&mdash;that so much good manhood material should come so
+nigh to being wrecked.&nbsp; But how is it that with no more
+promising nurses than squalor and ignorance the boys of the
+reformatory should show so much superior to the boys whom a
+national institution, such as a workhouse is, has adopted, and
+had all to do with since their infancy?&nbsp; The theory that
+many of the boys who by rapid steps in crime find their way to a
+reformatory, are bastard children, for whose safe-keeping the
+baby farmer was once briefly responsible, goes far towards
+solving the riddle.&nbsp; The child-adopting fraternity is an
+extensive one, and finds clients in all grades of society, and
+there can be little doubt that in instances innumerable, while
+Alley Jack is paying the penalty of his evil behaviour by turning
+for his bread on the treadmill, his brothers, made legitimate by
+the timely reformation and marriage of Alley Jack&rsquo;s father,
+are figuring in their proper sphere, and leisurely and profitably
+developing the intellect they inherit from their brilliant
+papa.&nbsp; Alley Jack, too, has his share of the family
+talent&mdash;all the brain, all the sensitiveness, all the
+&ldquo;blood&rdquo; of the respectable stock a reckless sprig of
+which is responsible for Jack&rsquo;s being.&nbsp; It is only in
+the nature of things to suppose that Jack&rsquo;s blood is
+tainted with the <a name="page45"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+45</span>wildness of wicked papa; and here we have in Alley Jack
+a type of that bold intellectual villain whose clique of fifty or
+so, as Lord Shaftesbury recently declared, is more to be dreaded
+than as many hundred of the dull and plodding sort of thief, the
+story of whose exploits figure daily in the newspapers.</p>
+<p>We have, however, a little wandered away from the subject in
+hand, which is not concerning neglected children who have become
+thieves, but neglected children, simply, whose future is not as
+yet ascertained.&nbsp; Speaking of the professional child farmer,
+it has been already remarked that his sole object, as regards
+these innocents that are adopted for a sum paid down, is to get
+rid of them as secretly and quickly as possible.&nbsp; And
+assuming the preservation of health and life in the little mortal
+to be of the first importance, there can be no question that he
+has a better chance of both, even though his treacherous
+&ldquo;adopter&rdquo; deserts him on a doorstep, than if he were
+so kindly cruel as to tolerate his existence at the
+&ldquo;farm.&rdquo;&nbsp; It is those unfortunate infants who are
+not &ldquo;adopted,&rdquo; but merely housed and fed at so much
+per week or month, who are the greater sufferers.&nbsp; True, it
+is to the interest of the practitioners who adopt this branch of
+baby-farming to keep life in their little charges, since with
+their death terminates the more or less profitable contract
+entered into between themselves and the child&rsquo;s parent or
+guardian; but no less true is it that it is to the
+&ldquo;farmers&rsquo;&rdquo; interest and profit to keep down
+their expenditure in the nursery at as low an ebb as is
+consistent with the bare existence of its luckless
+inhabitants.&nbsp; The child is welcome <a
+name="page46"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 46</span>to live on
+starvation diet just as long as it may.&nbsp; It is very welcome
+indeed to do so, since the longer it holds out, the larger the
+number of shillings the ogres that have it in charge will be
+enabled to grind out of its poor little bones.&nbsp; These are
+not the &ldquo;farmers&rdquo; who append to their advertisements
+the notification that &ldquo;children of ill-health are not
+objected to.&rdquo;&nbsp; They are by far too good judges for
+that.&nbsp; What they rejoice in is a fine, robust,
+healthy-lunged child, with whom some such noble sum as a shilling
+a day is paid.&nbsp; Such an article is as good as a gift of
+twenty pounds to them.&nbsp; See the amount of privation such a
+child can stand before it succumbs!&nbsp; The tenacity of life in
+children of perfectly sound constitution is proverbial.&nbsp; A
+ha&rsquo;p&rsquo;orth of bread, and a ha&rsquo;p&rsquo;orth of
+milk daily will suffice to keep the machinery of life from coming
+to a sudden standstill.&nbsp; By such a barely sufficient link
+will the poor little helpless victim be held to life, while what
+passes as natural causes attack and gradually consume it, and
+drag it down to its grave.&nbsp; This, in the baby-farmer&rsquo;s
+estimation, is a first-rate article&mdash;the pride of the
+market, and without doubt the most profitable.&nbsp; The safest
+too.&nbsp; Children will pine.&nbsp; Taken from their mother, it
+is only to be expected that they should.&nbsp; Therefore, when
+the poor mother, who is working of nights as well as days, that
+&ldquo;nurse&rsquo;s money&rdquo; may be punctually paid, visits
+her little one, and finds it thin and pale and wasting, she is
+not amazed, although her conscience smites her cruelly, and her
+heart is fit to break.&nbsp; She is only too thankful to hear
+&ldquo;nurse&rdquo; declare that she is doing all she can for the
+little darling.&nbsp; It is her only consolation, <a
+name="page47"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 47</span>and she goes
+away hugging it while &ldquo;nurse&rdquo; and her old man make
+merry over gin bought with that hard, hard-earned extra sixpence
+that the poor mother has left to buy baby some little
+comfort.</p>
+<p>I trust and hope that what is here set down will not be
+regarded as mere tinsel and wordy extravagance designed to
+produce a &ldquo;sensation&rdquo; in the mind of the
+reader.&nbsp; There is no telling into whose hands a book may
+fall.&nbsp; Maybe, it is not altogether impossible eyes may scan
+this page that have been recently red with weeping over the
+terrible secret that will keep but a little longer, and for the
+inevitable launching of which provision must be made.&nbsp; To
+such a reader, with all kindliness, I would whisper words of
+counsel.&nbsp; Think not &ldquo;twice,&rdquo; but many times
+before you adopt the &ldquo;readiest&rdquo; means of shirking the
+awful responsibility you have incurred.&nbsp; Rely on it, you
+will derive no lasting satisfaction out of this
+&ldquo;readiest&rdquo; way, by which, of course, is meant the way
+to which the villanous child-farmer reveals an open door.&nbsp;
+Be righteously courageous, and take any step rather, as you would
+I am sure if you were permitted to raise a corner and peep behind
+the curtain that conceals the hidden mysteries of adopted-child
+murder.</p>
+<p>As a volunteer explorer into the depths of social mysteries,
+once upon a time I made it my business to invade the den of a
+child-farmer.&nbsp; The result of the experiment was printed in a
+daily newspaper or magazine at the time, so I will here make but
+brief allusion to it.&nbsp; I bought the current number of the
+newspaper more than once here mentioned, and discovering, as
+usual, a considerable string <a name="page48"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 48</span>of child-adopting and nursing
+advertisements, I replied to the majority of them, professing to
+have a child &ldquo;on my hands,&rdquo; and signing myself
+&ldquo;M. D.&rdquo;&nbsp; My intention being to trap the
+villains, I need not say that in every case my reply to their
+preliminary communications was couched in such
+carefully-considered terms as might throw the most suspicious off
+their guard.&nbsp; But I found that I had under-estimated the
+cunning of the enemy.&nbsp; Although the innocent-seeming bait
+was made as attractive and savoury as possible, at least half of
+the farmers to whom my epistles were addressed vouchsafed no
+reply.&nbsp; There was something about it not to their liking,
+evidently.</p>
+<p>Three or four of the hungry pike bit, however, one being a
+lady signing herself &ldquo;Y. Z.&rdquo;&nbsp; In her newspaper
+advertisement, if I rightly remember, persons whom it concerned
+were to address, &ldquo;Y. Z.,&rdquo; Post Office, &mdash;
+Street, Stepney.&nbsp; &ldquo;Y. Z.&rdquo; replying to mine so
+addressed, said that, as before stated, she was willing to adopt
+a little girl of weakly constitution at the terms I suggested,
+her object being chiefly to secure a companion for her own little
+darling, who had lately, through death, been deprived of his own
+dear little sister.&nbsp; &ldquo;Y. Z.&rdquo; further suggested
+that I should appoint a place where we could &ldquo;meet and
+arrange.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>This, however, was not what I wanted.&nbsp; It was quite
+evident from the tone of the lady&rsquo;s note that she was not
+at all desirous that the meeting should take place at her
+abode.&nbsp; Again I was to address, &ldquo;Post
+Office.&rdquo;&nbsp; To bring matters to a conclusion, I wrote,
+declaring that nothing could be done unless I could meet
+&ldquo;Y. Z.&rdquo; <a name="page49"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+49</span>at her own abode.&nbsp; No answer was returned to this
+my last, and it was evidently the intention of &ldquo;Y.
+Z.&rdquo; to let the matter drop.</p>
+<p>I was otherwise resolved, however.&nbsp; I had some sort of
+clue, and was resolved to follow it up.&nbsp; By what subtle arts
+and contrivance I managed to trace &ldquo;Y. Z.&rdquo; from
+&ldquo;Post Office&rdquo; to her abode need not here be
+recited.&nbsp; Armed with her real name and the number of the
+street in which she resided, I arrived at the house, and at the
+door of it just as the postman was rapping to deliver a letter to
+the very party I had come uninvited to visit.&nbsp; I may say
+that the house was of the small four or five-roomed order, and no
+more or less untidy or squalid than is commonly to be found in
+the back streets of Stepney or Bethnal Green.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Oxleek&rdquo; was the original of &ldquo;Y. Z.,&rdquo;
+and of the slatternly, ragged-haired girl who opened the door I
+asked if that lady was at home.&nbsp; The young woman said that
+she was out&mdash;that she had &ldquo;gone to the
+Li-ver.&rdquo;&nbsp; The young woman spoke with a rapid
+utterance, and was evidently in a mighty hurry to get back to
+some business the postman&rsquo;s knock had summoned her
+from.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I beg your pardon, miss, gone to the &mdash;&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Li-ver; where you pays in for young uns&rsquo; berryins
+and that,&rdquo; she responded; &ldquo;she ain&rsquo;t at home,
+but he is.&nbsp; I&rsquo;ll call him.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>And so she did.&nbsp; And presently a husky voice from the
+next floor called out, &ldquo;Hullo! what is it?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Here&rsquo;s a gentleman wants yer, and here&rsquo;s a
+letter as the postman jest left.&rdquo;</p>
+<p><a name="page50"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+50</span>&ldquo;Ask him if he&rsquo;s the doctor; I&rsquo;ve got
+the young un, I can&rsquo;t come down,&rdquo; the husky voice was
+again heard to exclaim.</p>
+<p>To be sure I was not a doctor, not a qualified practitioner
+that is to say, but as far as the Oxleek family knew me I was
+&ldquo;M.D.;&rdquo; and pacifying my grumbling conscience with
+this small piece of jesuitism, I blandly nodded my head to the
+young woman when she recited to me Mr. Oxleek&rsquo;s query.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Then you&rsquo;d better go up, and p&rsquo;raps you
+wouldn&rsquo;t mind taking this letter up with you,&rdquo; said
+she.</p>
+<p>I went up; it was late in the evening and candlelight, in the
+room on the next floor that is, but not on the stairs; but had it
+been altogether dark, I might have discovered Mr. Oxleek by the
+stench of his tobacco.&nbsp; I walked in at the half-open
+door.</p>
+<p>There was Mr. Oxleek by the fire, the very perfection of an
+indolent, ease-loving, pipe-smoking, beer-soaking wretch as ever
+sat for his portrait.&nbsp; He was a man verging on fifty, I
+should think, with a pair of broad shoulders fit to carry a side
+of beef, and as greasy about the cuffs and collar of his tattered
+jacket as though at some early period of his existence he had
+carried sides of beef.&nbsp; But that must have been many years
+ago, for the grease had all worn black with age, and the
+shoulders of the jacket were all fretted through by constant
+friction against the back of the easy-chair he sat in.&nbsp; He
+wore slippers&mdash;at least, he wore <i>one</i> slipper; the
+other one, all slouched down at heel, had slipped off his lazy
+foot a few inches too far for easy recovery, and there it
+lay.&nbsp; A villanously dirty <a name="page51"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 51</span>face had Mr. Oxleek, and a beard of
+at least a month&rsquo;s growth.&nbsp; It was plain to be seen
+that one of Mr. Oxleek&rsquo;s most favourite positions of
+sitting was with his head resting against that part of the wall
+that was by the side of the mantelshelf, for there, large as a
+dinner plate, was the black greasy patch his dirty hair had
+made.&nbsp; He had been smoking, for there, still smouldering,
+was his filthy little pipe on the shelf, and by the side of it a
+yellow jug all streaked and stained with ancient smears of
+beer.</p>
+<p>He was not quite unoccupied, however; he was nursing a
+baby!&nbsp; He, the pipe-sucking, beer-swigging, unshaven, dirty,
+lazy ruffian, was nursing a poor little creature less than a year
+old, as I should judge, with its small, pinched face reposing
+against his ragged waistcoat, in the pocket of which his tobacco
+was probably kept.&nbsp; The baby wore its bedgown, as though it
+had once been put to bed, and roused to be nursed.&nbsp; It was a
+very old and woefully begrimed bedgown, bearing marks of Mr.
+Oxleek&rsquo;s dirty paws, and of his tobacco dust, and of physic
+clumsily administered and spilt.&nbsp; It would appear too much
+like &ldquo;piling up the agony&rdquo; did I attempt to describe
+that baby&rsquo;s face.&nbsp; It was the countenance of an infant
+that had cried itself to sleep, and to whom pain was so familiar,
+that it invaded its dreams, causing its mites of features to
+twitch and quiver so that it would have been a mercy to wake
+it.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Evening, sir; take a cheer!&rdquo; remarked Mr. Oxleek,
+quite hospitably; &ldquo;this is the young un, sir.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>It was very odd.&nbsp; Clearly there was a great mistake
+somewhere, and yet as far as they had gone, the proceedings <a
+name="page52"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 52</span>were not much
+at variance with the original text.&nbsp; I was
+&ldquo;M.D.,&rdquo; and a doctor was expected.&nbsp; &ldquo;This
+was the young un,&rdquo; Mr. Oxleek declared, and a young one, a
+bereaved young one who had lost his darling playmate, was a
+prominent feature in his wife&rsquo;s letter to me.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Oh, is that the young one?&rdquo; I remarked.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Yes; a heap of trouble; going after the last, I&rsquo;m
+afeard.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;The same symptoms, eh?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Just the same.&nbsp; Reg&rsquo;ler handful she is, and
+no mistake.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>This then was <i>not</i> the &ldquo;young un&rdquo; Mrs.
+Oxleek had written about.&nbsp; This was a girl, it seemed.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Pray, how long is it since a medical man saw the
+child?&rdquo; I inquired, I am afraid in a tone that roused
+suspicion in Mr. Oxleek&rsquo;s mind.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Oh, you know, when he came last week&mdash;you&rsquo;re
+come instead of him?&nbsp; You <i>have</i> come instead of him,
+haven&rsquo;t you?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;No, indeed,&rdquo; I replied.&nbsp; &ldquo;I&rsquo;ve
+come to talk about that advertisement of yours.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Mr. Oxleek for a moment looked blank, but only for a
+moment.&nbsp; He saw the trap just as he was about to set his
+foot in it, and withdrew in time.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Not here,&rdquo; he remarked, impudently.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;But I must beg your pardon, it is here.&nbsp; You
+forget.&nbsp; I wrote to you as M.D.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>By this time Mr. Oxleek had seized and lit his short pipe, and
+was puffing away at it with great vigour.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;You&rsquo;re come to the wrong shop, I tell you,&rdquo;
+he replied, from behind the impenetrable cloud; &ldquo;we
+don&rsquo;t <a name="page53"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+53</span>know no &lsquo;M.D.&rsquo; nor M.P., nor M. anythink;
+it&rsquo;s a mistake.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Perhaps if I show you your wife&rsquo;s writing, you
+will be convinced?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;No, I shan&rsquo;t; it&rsquo;s all a mistake, I tell
+you.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>I sat down on a chair.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Will your wife be long before she returns?&rdquo; I
+inquired.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Can&rsquo;t say&mdash;oh, here she comes; <i>now</i>
+p&rsquo;raps you&rsquo;ll believe that you&rsquo;re come to the
+wrong shop.&nbsp; My dear, what do we know about M.D.&rsquo;s, or
+advertising, eh?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Nothing.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Mrs. Oxleek was a short, fat woman, with a sunny smile on her
+florid face, and a general air of content about her.&nbsp; She
+had brought in with her a pot of beer and a quantity of pork
+sausages for supper.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Nothing,&rdquo; she repeated instantly, taking the cue,
+&ldquo;who says that we do?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;This gentleman&rsquo;s been a tacklin&rsquo; me a good
+&rsquo;un, I can tell you!&mdash;says that he&rsquo;s got your
+writing to show for summat or other.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Where is my writing?&rdquo; asked Mrs. Oxleek,
+defiantly.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;This is it, if I am not mistaken,
+ma&rsquo;am.&rdquo;&nbsp; And I displayed it.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Ah! that&rsquo;s where it is, you see,&rdquo; said she,
+with a triumphant chuckle, &ldquo;you <i>are</i> mistaken.&nbsp;
+You are only wasting your time, my good sir.&nbsp; My name
+isn&rsquo;t &lsquo;Y. Z.,&rsquo; and never was.&nbsp; Allow me to
+light you down-stairs, my good sir.&rdquo;</p>
+<p><a name="page54"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 54</span>And I
+did allow her.&nbsp; What else could I do?&nbsp; At the same
+time, and although my investigations led to nothing at all, I
+came away convinced, as doubtless the reader is, that there was
+no &ldquo;mistake,&rdquo; and that Mr. and Mrs. Oxleek were of
+the tribe of ogres who fatten on little children.</p>
+<p>Singularly enough, as I revise these pages for the press,
+there appears in the newspapers a grimly apt illustration of the
+above statement.&nbsp; So exactly do the details of the case in
+question bear out the arguments used in support of my views of
+baby-farming, that I will take the liberty of setting the matter
+before the reader just as it was set before the coroner.</p>
+<blockquote><p>&ldquo;An investigation of a singular character
+was held by Mr. Richards on Thursday night, at the Lord Campbell
+Tavern, Bow, respecting the death of Frederick Wood, aged two
+years and three months.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Miss A. W&mdash;, of Hoxton, said deceased was a sickly
+child, and ten months ago witness took it to Mrs. Savill, of 24,
+Swayton Road, Bow.&nbsp; She paid her four-and-sixpence a week to
+take care of the child.&nbsp; She never saw more than two other
+babies at Mrs. Savill&rsquo;s house.&nbsp; She thought her child
+was thoroughly attended to.&nbsp; The deceased met with an
+accident and its thigh was broken, but the doctor said that the
+witness need not put herself out in the slightest degree, for the
+child was getting on very well.&nbsp; Witness could not get away
+from business more than once a week to see the child.&nbsp; She
+had not seen the child for five weeks.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Mrs. Caroline Savill said she was the wife of a porter
+<a name="page55"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 55</span>in the
+city.&nbsp; The deceased had been with her ten months.&nbsp; She
+put him to bed at nine o&rsquo;clock on Saturday night, and at
+half-past eight on Sunday morning she said to her daughter,
+&lsquo;He looks strange,&rsquo; and then she put a looking-glass
+to his mouth and found that he was dead.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;By the Coroner: She could account for the broken
+thigh.&nbsp; Last October when she was taking deceased up to bed,
+she slipped down and fell upon the child.&nbsp; She was quite
+certain that she was sober.&nbsp; It was a pair of old boots that
+caused her to slip.&nbsp; She had eleven children to keep at
+Bow.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;A Juryman: You keep, in fact, a baby-farm?</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Witness: That I must leave to your generosity,
+gentlemen.&nbsp; In continuation, witness stated that out of the
+eleven children <i>five had died</i>.&nbsp; There had been no
+inquest on either of them.&nbsp; The deceased&rsquo;s bed was an
+egg-box with some straw in it.&nbsp; The egg-box was a short one,
+and was sixteen inches wide.&nbsp; The child could not turn in
+it.&nbsp; She never tied deceased&rsquo;s legs together.&nbsp;
+She never discovered that the child&rsquo;s thigh was broken till
+the morning following the night when she fell on it.&nbsp; He
+cried and she put him to bed.&nbsp; She fell upon the edge of the
+stairs and her weight was on him.&nbsp; She sent for a doctor
+next day.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Doctor Atkins said he was called to see the dead body
+of the deceased last Sunday.&nbsp; The child had a malformed
+chest.&nbsp; Death had arisen from effusion of serum on the brain
+from natural causes, and not from neglect.&nbsp; Witness had
+attended the deceased for the broken thigh.&nbsp; He believed
+that the bones had not united when death took place.</p>
+<p><a name="page56"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+56</span>&ldquo;The jury, after a long consultation, returned a
+verdict of &lsquo;death from natural causes;&rsquo; and they
+wished to append a censure, but the coroner refused to record
+it.&rdquo;</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>That is the whole of the pretty story of which the reader must
+be left to form his own opinion.&nbsp; Should that opinion insist
+on a censure as one of its appendages, the reader must of course
+be held personally responsible for it.&nbsp; It is all over
+now.&nbsp; The poor little victim whom a Miss of his name placed
+with the Bow &ldquo;child-farmer,&rdquo; &ldquo;by leave of your
+generosity, gentlemen,&rdquo; is dead and buried.&nbsp; It would
+have been a mercy when his unsteady nurse fell on and crushed him
+on the edge of the stairs, if she had crushed his miserable life
+out, instead of only breaking a thigh.&nbsp; Since last October,
+with one small leg literally in the grave, he must have had a
+dismal time of it, poor little chap, and glad, indeed, must his
+spirit have been when its clay tenement was lifted out of his
+coffin cradle&mdash;the egg-box with the bit of straw in
+it&mdash;and consigned to the peaceful little wooden house that
+the cemetery claimed.&nbsp; It is all over with Frederick John
+Wood; and his mamma, or whoever he was who was at liberty only
+once a week to come and see him, is released from the crushing
+burden his maintenance imposed on her, and Mrs. Savill by this
+time has doubtless filled up the egg-box the little boy&rsquo;s
+demise rendered vacant.&nbsp; Why should she not, when she left
+the coroner&rsquo;s court without a stain on her character?&nbsp;
+It is all over.&nbsp; The curtain that was raised just a little
+has been dropped again, and the audience has dispersed, and
+nobody will think again of the tragedy the darkened stage is
+ready to <a name="page57"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+57</span>produce again at the shortest notice, until the
+coroner&rsquo;s constable rings the bell and the curtain once
+more ascends.</p>
+<p>And so we shall go on, unless the law steps in to our
+aid.&nbsp; Why does it not do so?&nbsp; It is stringent and
+vigilant enough as regards inferior animals.&nbsp; It has a stern
+eye for pigs, and will not permit them to be kept except on
+certain inflexible conditions.&nbsp; It holds dogs in leash, and
+permits them to live only as contributors to Her Majesty&rsquo;s
+Inland Revenue.&nbsp; It holds its whip over lodging-house
+keepers, and under frightful pains and penalties they may not
+swindle a lodger of one out of his several hundred regulation
+feet of air; but it takes no heed of the cries of its persecuted
+babes and sucklings.&nbsp; Anyone may start as a professed
+adopter of children.&nbsp; Anyone however ignorant, and brutal,
+and given to slipping down stairs, may start as a baby-farmer,
+with liberty to do as she pleases with the helpless creatures
+placed in her charge.&nbsp; What she pleases first of all to do,
+as a matter of course, is to pare down the cost of her
+charge&rsquo;s keep, so that she may make a living of the
+parings.&nbsp; As has been seen, she need not even find them beds
+to lie on; if she be extra economical, an egg-box with a handful
+of straw will do as well.</p>
+<p>And is there no remedy for this?&nbsp; Would it not be
+possible, at least, to issue licences to baby-keepers as they are
+at present issued to cow-keepers?&nbsp; It may appear a brutal
+way of putting the matter, but it becomes less so when one
+considers how much at present the brutes have the best of it.</p>
+<h3><a name="page58"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+58</span>CHAPTER IV.<br />
+<span class="GutSmall">WORKING BOYS.</span></h3>
+<p class="gutsumm"><i>The London Errand Boy</i>.&mdash;<i>His
+Drudgery and Privations</i>.&mdash;<i>His
+Temptations</i>.&mdash;<i>The London Boy after
+Dark</i>.&mdash;<i>The Amusements provided for him</i>.</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">The</span> law takes account of but two
+phases of human existence,&mdash;the child irresponsible, and the
+adult responsible, and overlooks as beneath its dignity the
+important and well-marked steps that lead from the former state
+to the latter.</p>
+<p>Despite the illegality of the proceeding, it is the intention
+of the writer hereof to do otherwise, aware as he is, and as
+every thinking person may be, of how critical and all-important a
+period in the career of the male human creature, is
+&ldquo;boyhood.&rdquo;&nbsp; Amongst people of means and
+education, the grave responsibility of seeing their rising
+progeny safely through the perilous &ldquo;middle passage&rdquo;
+is fully recognized; but it is sadly different with the labouring
+classes, and the very poor.</p>
+<p>It is a lamentable fact that at that period of his existence
+when he needs closest watching, when he stands in need of
+healthful guidance, of counsel against temptation, a boy, the son
+of labouring parents, is left to himself, almost free to follow
+the dictates of his inclinations, be <a name="page59"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 59</span>they good or had.&nbsp; Nothing than
+this can be more injudicious, and as regards the boy&rsquo;s
+moral culture and worldly welfare, more unjust.&nbsp; Not, as I
+would have it distinctly understood, that the boy of vulgar
+breeding is by nature more pregnable to temptation than his same
+age brother of genteel extraction; not because, fairly tested
+with the latter, he would be the first to succumb to a
+temptation, but because, poor fellow, outward circumstances press
+and hamper him so unfairly.</p>
+<p>It has recently come to my knowledge that at the present time
+there is striving hard to attract public attention and patronage
+an institution styled the &ldquo;Errand Boys&rsquo;
+Home.&rdquo;&nbsp; It would be difficult, indeed, to overrate the
+importance of such an establishment, properly conducted.&nbsp;
+Amongst neglected children of a larger growth, those of the
+familiar &ldquo;errand boy&rdquo; type figure first and
+foremost.&nbsp; It would be instructive to learn how many boys of
+the kind indicated are annually drafted into our great criminal
+army, and still more so to trace back the swift downhill strides
+to the original little faltering step that shuffled from the
+right path to the wrong.</p>
+<p>Anyone who has any acquaintance with the habits and customs of
+the labouring classes, must be aware that the
+&ldquo;family&rdquo; system is for the younger branches, as they
+grow up, to elbow those just above them in age out into the
+world; not only to make more room at the dinner-table, but to
+assist in its substantial adornment.&nbsp; The poorer the family,
+the earlier the boys are turned out, &ldquo;to cut their own
+grass,&rdquo; as the saying is.&nbsp; Take a case&mdash;<a
+name="page60"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 60</span>one in ten
+thousand&mdash;to be met with to-morrow or any day in the city of
+London.&nbsp; Tom is a little lad&mdash;one of seven or
+eight&mdash;his father is a labourer, earning, say, a guinea a
+week; and from the age of seven Tom has been sent to a
+penny-a-week school; partly for the sake of what learning he may
+chance to pick up, but chiefly to keep him &ldquo;out of the
+streets,&rdquo; and to effect a simultaneous saving of his morals
+and of his shoe-leather.&nbsp; As before stated, Tom&rsquo;s is
+essentially a working family.&nbsp; It is Tom&rsquo;s
+father&rsquo;s pride to relate how that he was &ldquo;turned
+out&rdquo; at eight, and had to trudge through the snow to work
+at six o&rsquo;clock of winter mornings; and, that though on
+account of coughs and chilblains and other frivolous and childish
+ailments, he thought it very hard at the time, he rejoices that
+he was so put to it, since he has no doubt that it tended to
+harden him and make him the man he is.</p>
+<p>Accordingly, when Tom has reached the ripe age of ten, it is
+accounted high time that he &ldquo;got a place,&rdquo; as did his
+father before him; and, as there are a hundred ways in London in
+which a sharp little boy of ten can be made useful, very little
+difficulty is experienced in Tom&rsquo;s launching.&nbsp; He
+becomes an &ldquo;errand boy,&rdquo; a newspaper or a printing
+boy, in all probability.&nbsp; The reader curious as to the
+employment of juvenile labour, may any morning at six or seven
+o&rsquo;clock in the morning witness the hurried trudging to work
+of as many Toms as the pavement of our great highways will
+conveniently accommodate, each with his small bundle of food in a
+little bag, to last him the day through.&nbsp; Something <a
+name="page61"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 61</span>else he may
+see, too, that would be highly comic were it not for its pitiful
+side.&nbsp; As need not be repeated here, a boy&rsquo;s estimate
+of earthly bliss might be conveniently contained in a
+dinner-plate of goodly dimensions.&nbsp; When he first goes out
+to work, his pride and glory is the parcel of food his mother
+makes up for the day&rsquo;s consumption.&nbsp; There he has
+it&mdash;breakfast, dinner, tea!&nbsp; Possibly he might get as
+much, or very nearly, in the ordinary course of events at home,
+but in a piece-meal and ignoble way.&nbsp; He never in his life
+possessed such a wealth of food, all his own, to do as he pleases
+with.&nbsp; Eight&mdash;ten slices of bread and butter, and may
+be&mdash;especially if it happen to be Monday&mdash;a slice of
+meat and a lump of cold pudding; relics of that dinner of
+dinners, Sunday&rsquo;s dinner!</p>
+<p>His, all his, with nobody to say nay; but still only wealth in
+prospective!&nbsp; It is now barely seven o&rsquo;clock, and, by
+fair eating, he will not arrive at that delicious piece of cold
+pork with the crackling on it until twelve!&nbsp; It is a keen,
+bracing morning; he has already walked a mile or more; and it
+wants yet fully an hour and a half to the factory breakfast
+time.&nbsp; It is just as broad as it is long; suppose he draws
+on his breakfast allowance just to the extent of one slice?&nbsp;
+Only one, and that in stern integrity: the topmost slice without
+fee or favour!&nbsp; But, ah! the cruel fragrance of that juicy
+cut of spare-rib!&nbsp; It has impregnated the whole contents of
+the bundle.&nbsp; The crust of that abstracted slice is as
+savoury, almost, as the crisp-baked rind of the original.&nbsp;
+Six bites&mdash;&ldquo;too brief for friendship, not for
+fame&rdquo;&mdash;have consumed it, <a name="page62"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 62</span>and left him, alas! hungrier than
+ever.&nbsp; Shall he?&nbsp; What&mdash;taste of the sacred
+slice?&nbsp; No.&nbsp; It isn&rsquo;t likely.&nbsp; The pork is
+for his dinner.&nbsp; But the pudding&mdash;that is a
+supplemental sort of article; a mere extravagance when added to
+so much perfection as the luscious meat embodies.&nbsp; And out
+he hauls it; the ponderous abstraction afflicting the hitherto
+compact parcel with such a shambling looseness, that it is
+necessary to pause in one of the recesses of the bridge to
+readjust and tighten it.&nbsp; But, ah! rash boy!&nbsp; Since
+thou wert not proof against the temptation lurking in that slice
+of bread-and-butter, but faintly odorous of that maddening
+flavour, how canst thou hope to save thyself now that thou hast
+tasted of the pudding to which the pork was wedded in the
+baker&rsquo;s oven?&nbsp; It were as safe to trust thee at hungry
+noon with a luscious apple-dumpling, and bid thee eat of the
+dough and leave the fruit.&nbsp; It is all over.&nbsp; Reason,
+discretion, the admonitions of a troubled conscience, were all
+gulped down with that last corner, crusty bit, so full of
+gravy.&nbsp; The bridge&rsquo;s next recess is the scene of
+another halt, and of an utterly reckless spoliation of the
+dwindled bundle.&nbsp; And now the pork is consumed, to the
+veriest atom, and nought remains but four reproachful bread
+slices, that skulk in a corner, and almost demand the untimely
+fate visited on their companions.&nbsp; Shall they crave in
+vain?&nbsp; No.&nbsp; A pretty bundle, <i>this</i>, to take to
+the factory for his mates to see.&nbsp; A good excuse will serve
+his purpose better.&nbsp; He will engulf the four slices as he
+did the rest, and fold up his bag neatly, and hide it in his
+pocket, and, when dinner-time comes, he will profess that there
+is something <a name="page63"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+63</span>nice at home, and he is going there to partake of it;
+while, really, he will take a dismal stroll, lamenting his early
+weakness, and making desperate vows for the future.</p>
+<p>It is not, however, with Tom as the lucky owner of a filled
+food-bag that we have here to deal, but with Tom who at least
+five days out of the six is packed off to work with just as much
+bread and butter as his poor mother can spare off the family
+loaf.&nbsp; Now &ldquo;going out to work&rdquo; is a vastly
+different matter from going from home to school, and innocently
+playing between whiles.&nbsp; In the first place, the real hard
+work he has to perform (and few people would readily believe the
+enormous amount of muscular exertion these little fellows are
+capable of enduring), develops his appetite for eating to a
+prodigious extent.&nbsp; He finds the food he brings from home as
+his daily ration but half sufficient.&nbsp; What are a couple of
+slices of bread, with perhaps a morsel of cheese, considered as a
+dinner for a hearty boy who has perhaps trudged from post to
+pillar a dozen miles or so since his breakfast, carrying loads
+more or less heavy?&nbsp; He hungers for more, and more is
+constantly in his sight if he only had the means, a penny or
+twopence even, to buy it.&nbsp; He makes the acquaintance of
+other boys; he is drawn towards them in hungry, envious
+curiosity, seeing them in the enjoyment of what he so yearns
+after, and they speedily inform him how easy it is to
+&ldquo;make&rdquo; not only a penny or twopence, but a sixpence
+or a shilling, if he has a mind.&nbsp; And they are quite right,
+these young counsellors of evil.&nbsp; The facilities for petty
+pilfering afforded to the shopkeeper&rsquo;s errand-boy are such
+as favour momentary <a name="page64"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+64</span>evil impulses.&nbsp; He need not engage in subtle plans
+for the purloining of a shilling or a shilling&rsquo;s
+worth.&nbsp; The opportunity is at his fingers&rsquo; ends
+constantly.&nbsp; Usually he has the range of the business
+premises.&nbsp; Few people mistrust a little boy, and he is left
+to mind the shop where the money-till is, and he has free access
+to the store-room or warehouse in which all manner of portable
+small goods are heaped in profusion.&nbsp; It is an awful
+temptation.&nbsp; It is not sufficient to urge that it should not
+be, and that in the case of a lad of well-regulated mind it would
+not be.&nbsp; It would perhaps be more to the purpose to
+substitute &ldquo;well-regulated meals&rdquo; for
+&ldquo;well-regulated minds.&rdquo;&nbsp; Nine times out of ten
+the confessions of a discovered juvenile pilferer go to prove
+that he sinned for his belly&rsquo;s sake.&nbsp; He has no
+conscience above his waistband, poor little wretch; nor can much
+better be expected, when we consider that all his life, his
+experience and observation has taught him that the first grand
+aim of human ingenuity and industry is to place a hot baked
+dinner on the table of Sundays.&nbsp; To be sure, in the case of
+his hardworking father he may never have known him resort to any
+other than honest industry; he never found out that his parent
+was any other than an honest man; and so long as his father or
+his employer does not find him out to be any other than an honest
+boy, matters may run smoothly.</p>
+<p>It is least of all my intention to make out that every
+errand-boy is a petty thief; all that I maintain is that he is a
+human creature just budding into existence as it were in the
+broad furrowed field of life, and that his susceptibilities are
+tender, and should be protected from evil influence <a
+name="page65"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 65</span>with even
+extraordinary care; and that instead of which he is but too often
+left to grow up as maybe.&nbsp; In their ignorance and hard
+driving necessity, his parents having given him a spell of penny
+schooling, and maintained him until he has become a marketable
+article, persuade themselves that they have done for him the best
+they can, and nothing remains but for him to obey his master in
+all things, and he will grow to be as bright a man as his father
+before him.</p>
+<p>It is only necessary to point to the large number of such
+children, for they are no better, who annually swell our criminal
+lists, to prove that somewhere a screw is sadly loose, and that
+the sooner it is set right the better it will be for the
+nation.&nbsp; The Home for Errand Boys is the best scheme that
+has as yet been put forth towards meeting the difficulty.&nbsp;
+Its professed object, I believe, is to afford shelter and
+wholesome food and healthful and harmless recreation for boys who
+are virtually without a home, and who have &ldquo;only a
+lodging.&rdquo;&nbsp; That is to say, a place to which they may
+retire to sleep come bed-time, and for which they pay what
+appears as a paltry sum when regarded as so many pence per night,
+but which tells up to a considerable sum by the end of a
+week.</p>
+<p>The most important feature, however, of such a scheme as the
+Home for Errand Boys embraces, does not appear in the vaunted
+advantage of reduced cost.&nbsp; Its main attraction is the
+promise it holds out to provide its lodgers with suitable
+amusement after work hours and before bed-time.&nbsp; If this
+were done on an extensive scale, there is no telling how much
+real substantial good might be accomplished.&nbsp; <a
+name="page66"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 66</span>It is after
+work hours that boys fall into mischief.&nbsp; There is no reason
+why these homes should not have existence in various parts of
+London.&nbsp; One such establishment indeed is of little
+practical use.&nbsp; If it were possible to establish such places
+(a careful avoidance of everything savouring of the
+&ldquo;asylum&rdquo; and the &ldquo;reformatory&rdquo; would of
+course be necessary) in half a dozen different spots in the
+immediate neighbourhood of the city, they would doubtless meet
+with extensive patronage.&nbsp; They might indeed be made to
+serve many valuable ends that do not appear at a first
+glance.&nbsp; If these &ldquo;homes&rdquo; were established east,
+west, north, and south, they might be all under one management,
+and much good be effected by recommending deserving members for
+employment.&nbsp; There might even be a provident fund, formed by
+contributions of a penny or so a week, out of which lads
+unavoidably out of employ could be supported until a job of work
+was found for them.</p>
+<p>Allusion has, in a previous page, been made to that dangerous
+time for working boys&mdash;the time between leaving work and
+retiring to bed.&nbsp; It would be bad enough were the boy left
+to his own devices for squandering his idle time and his
+hard-earned pence.&nbsp; This task, however, is taken out of his
+hands.&nbsp; He has only to stroll up this street and down the
+next, and he will find pitfalls already dug for him; neatly and
+skilfully dug, and so prettily overspread with cosy carpeting,
+that they do not in the least appear like pitfalls.&nbsp; It may
+at first sight seem that &ldquo;neglected children&rdquo; are
+least of all likely to make it worth the while of these diggers
+of pits, but it <a name="page67"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+67</span>should be borne in mind that the term in question is
+here applied in its most comprehensive sense, that there are
+children of all ages, and that there are many more ways than one
+of neglecting children.&nbsp; It is evident that young boys who
+are out at work from six till six say, and after that spend the
+evening pretty much how they please, are &ldquo;neglected&rdquo;
+in the most emphatic meaning of the term.&nbsp; Parents are not
+apt to think so.&nbsp; It is little that they have to concede him
+in return for his contributions to the common stock, and probably
+they regard this laxity of supervision as the working boy&rsquo;s
+due&mdash;as something he has earned, and which is his by
+right.&nbsp; The boy himself is nothing backward in claiming a
+privilege he sees accorded to so many other boys, and it is the
+least troublesome thing in the world for the parents to grant the
+favour.&nbsp; All that they stipulate for is that the boy shall
+be home and a-bed in such good time as shall enable him to be up
+and at work without the loss in the morning of so much as an
+hour; which is a loss of just as many pence as may happen.</p>
+<p>It may not be here out of place to make more definite allusion
+to the &ldquo;pitfalls&rdquo; above-mentioned.&nbsp; Pitfall
+broadest and deepest is the theatrical exhibition, known as the
+&ldquo;penny gaff.&rdquo;&nbsp; Some considerable time since I
+wrote on this subject in the columns of the &ldquo;Morning
+Star;&rdquo; and as precisely the old order of things prevails,
+and the arguments then used against them apply with equal force
+now, I will, with the reader&rsquo;s permission, save myself
+further trouble than that which transcription involves.</p>
+<p><a name="page68"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 68</span>Every
+low district of London has its theatre, or at least an humble
+substitute for one, called in vulgar parlance a
+&ldquo;gaff.&rdquo;&nbsp; A gaff is a place in which, according
+to the strict interpretation of the term, stage plays may not be
+represented.&nbsp; The actors of a drama may not correspond in
+colloquy, only in pantomime, but the pieces brought out at the
+&ldquo;gaff&rdquo; are seldom of an intricate character, and the
+not over-fastidious auditory are well content with an exhibition
+of dumb show and gesture, that even the dullest comprehension may
+understand.&nbsp; The prices of admission to these modest temples
+of the tragic muse, are judiciously regulated to the means of the
+neighbourhood, and range from a penny to threepence.&nbsp; There
+is no &ldquo;half-price for children,&rdquo; and for the simple
+reason that such an arrangement would reduce the takings exactly
+fifty per cent.&nbsp; They are <i>all</i> children who support
+the gaff.&nbsp; Costermonger boys and girls, from eight or nine
+to fourteen years old, and errand boys and girls employed at
+factories.&nbsp; As before mentioned, every district has its own
+&ldquo;gaff.&rdquo;&nbsp; There is one near Peter Street,
+Westminster; a second in the New Cut, at Lambeth; a third in
+Whitecross Street; a fourth, fifth, and sixth between Whitechapel
+Church and Ratcliff Highway.&nbsp; It may, without fear of
+contradiction, be asserted, that within a circuit of five miles
+of St. Paul&rsquo;s, at least twenty of these dangerous dens of
+amusement might be enumerated.</p>
+<p>At best of times they are dangerous.&nbsp; The best of times
+being when current topics of a highly sensational character are
+lacking, and the enterprising manager is compelled <a
+name="page69"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 69</span>to fall back
+on some comparatively harmless stock piece.&nbsp; But the
+&ldquo;gaff&rdquo; proprietor has an eye to business, and is a
+man unlikely to allow what he regards as his chances to slip by
+him.&nbsp; He at once perceives a chance in the modern mania that
+pervades the juvenile population for a class of literature
+commonly known as &ldquo;highly sensational.&rdquo;&nbsp; He has
+no literature to vend, but he does not despair on that
+account.&nbsp; He is aware that not one in five of the youth who
+honour his establishment with their patronage can read.&nbsp; If
+he, the worthy gaff proprietor, had any doubts on the subject, he
+might settle them any day by listening at his door while an
+admiring crowd of &ldquo;regular customers&rdquo; flocking
+thereto speculated on the pleasures of the night as foretold in
+glowing colours on the immense placards that adorn the exterior
+of his little theatre.&nbsp; They can understand the pictures
+well enough, but the descriptive legends beneath them are
+mysteries to which few possess the key.&nbsp; If these few are
+maliciously reticent, the despair of the benighted ones is
+painful to witness, as with puckered mouths and knitted brows
+they essay to decipher the strange straight and crooked
+characters, and earnestly consult with each other as to when and
+where they had seen the like.&nbsp; Failing in this, the gaff
+proprietor may have heard them exclaim in tones of but
+half-assured consolation, &ldquo;Ah, well! it doesn&rsquo;t
+matter what the <i>reading</i> is; the piece won&rsquo;t be
+spoke, it&rsquo;ll be <i>acted</i>, so we are sure to know all
+about it when we come to-night.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Under such circumstances, it is easy enough to understand the
+agonized anxiety of low-lived ignorant Master <a
+name="page70"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 70</span>Tomkins in
+these stirring times of Black Highwaymen, and Spring Heel Jacks,
+and Boy Detectives.&nbsp; In the shop window of the newsvendor
+round the corner, he sees displayed all in a row, a long line of
+&ldquo;penny numbers,&rdquo; the mere illustrations pertaining to
+which makes his heart palpitate, and his hair stir beneath his
+ragged cap.&nbsp; There he sees bold highwaymen busy at every
+branch of their delightful avocation, stopping a lonely traveller
+and pressing a pistol barrel to his affrighted head, and bidding
+him deliver his money or his life; or impeding the way of the
+mail coach, the captain, hat in hand, courteously robbing the
+inside passengers (prominent amongst whom is a magnificent female
+with a low bodice, who evidently is not insensible to the
+captain&rsquo;s fascinating manner), while members of his gang
+are seen in murderous conflict with the coachman and the guard,
+whose doom is but too surely foreshadowed.&nbsp; Again, here is a
+spirited woodcut of a booted and spurred highwayman in headlong
+flight from pursuing Bow Street officers who are close at his
+heels, and in no way daunted or hurt by the contents of the brace
+of pistols the fugitive has manifestly just discharged point
+blank at their heads.</p>
+<p>But fairly in the way of the bold rider is a toll-gate, and in
+a state of wild excitement the toll-gate keeper is seen grasping
+the long bar that crosses the road.&nbsp; The tormenting question
+at once arises in the mind of Master Tomkins&mdash;is he pushing
+it or pulling it?&nbsp; Is he friendly to the Black Knight of the
+Road or is he not?&nbsp; Master T. feels that his hero&rsquo;s
+fate is in that toll-gate <a name="page71"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 71</span>man&rsquo;s hands; he doesn&rsquo;t
+know if he should vastly admire him or regard him with the
+deadliest enmity.&nbsp; From the bottom of his heart he hopes
+that the toll-gate man may be friendly.&nbsp; He would cheerfully
+give up the only penny he has in his pocket to know that it were
+so.&nbsp; He would give a penny for a simple &ldquo;yes&rdquo; or
+&ldquo;no,&rdquo; and all the while there are eight good
+letter-press pages along with the picture that would tell him all
+about it if he only were able to read!&nbsp; There is a scowl on
+his young face as he reflects on this, and bitterly he thinks of
+his hardhearted father who sent him out to sell fusees when he
+should have been at school learning his A B C.&nbsp; Truly, he
+went for a short time to a Ragged School, but there the master
+kept all the jolly books to himself&mdash;the &ldquo;Knight of
+the Road&rdquo; and that sort of thing, and gave him to learn out
+of a lot of sober dry rubbish without the least flavour in
+it.&nbsp; Who says that he is a dunce and won&rsquo;t
+learn?&nbsp; Try him now.&nbsp; Buy a few numbers of the
+&ldquo;Knight of the Road&rdquo; and sit down with him, and make
+him spell out every word of it.&nbsp; Never was boy so anxious
+after knowledge.&nbsp; He never picked a pocket yet, but such is
+his present desperate spirit, that if he had the chance of
+picking the art of reading out of one, just see if he
+wouldn&rsquo;t precious soon make himself a scholar?</p>
+<p>Thus it is with the neglected boy, blankly illiterate.&nbsp;
+It need not be supposed, however, that a simple and quiet perusal
+of the astounding adventures of his gallows heroes from the
+printed text would completely satisfy the boy with sufficient
+knowledge to enable him to spell <a name="page72"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 72</span>through a &ldquo;penny
+number.&rdquo;&nbsp; It whets his appetite merely.&nbsp; It is
+one thing to <i>read</i> about the flashing and slashing of steel
+blades, and of the gleam of pistol barrels, and the whiz of
+bullets, and of the bold highwayman&rsquo;s defiant &ldquo;ha!
+ha!&rdquo; as he cracks the skull of the coach-guard, preparatory
+to robbing the affrighted passengers; but to be satisfactory the
+marrow and essence of the blood-stirring tragedy can only be
+conveyed to him in bodily shape.&nbsp; There are many elements of
+a sanguinary drama that may not well be expressed in words.&nbsp;
+As, for instance, when Bill Bludjon, after having cut the throat
+of the gentleman passenger, proceeds to rob his daughter, and
+finding her in possession of a locket with some grey hair in it,
+he returns it to her with the observation, &ldquo;Nay, fair lady,
+Bill Bludjon may be a thief: in stern defence of self he may
+occasionally shed blood, but, Perish the Liar who says of him
+that he respects not the grey hairs of honourable
+age!&rdquo;&nbsp; There is not much in this as set down in
+print.&nbsp; To do Bill justice, you must see how his noble
+countenance lights as his generous bosom heaves with chivalrous
+sentiments; how defiantly he scowls, and grinds his indignant
+teeth as he hisses the word &ldquo;<i>Liar</i>!&rdquo;&mdash;how
+piously he turns his eyes heavenward as he alludes to
+&ldquo;honourable old age.&rdquo;&nbsp; It is in these emotional
+subtleties that the hero rises out of the vulgar robber with his
+villanous Whitechapel cast of countenance, and his great hands,
+hideous with murder stains, must be witnessed to be
+appreciated.&nbsp; It is the gaff proprietor&rsquo;s high aim and
+ambition to effect this laudable object, and that he does so with
+a considerable <a name="page73"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+73</span>amount of, at least, pecuniary success, is proved by his
+&ldquo;crowded houses&rdquo; nightly.</p>
+<p>Now that the police are to be roused to increased vigilance in
+the suppression, as well as the arrest of criminality, it would
+be as well if those in authority directed their especial
+attention to these penny theatres.&nbsp; As they at present
+exist, they are nothing better than hot-beds of vice in its
+vilest forms.&nbsp; Girls and boys of tender age are herded
+together to witness the splendid achievements of &ldquo;dashing
+highwaymen,&rdquo; and of sirens of the Starlight Sall school;
+nor is this all.&nbsp; But bad as this is, it is really the least
+part of the evil.&nbsp; The penny &ldquo;gaff&rdquo; is usually a
+small place, and when a specially atrocious piece produces a
+corresponding &ldquo;run,&rdquo; the &ldquo;house&rdquo; is
+incapable of containing the vast number of boys and girls who
+nightly flock to see it.&nbsp; Scores would be turned away from
+the doors, and their halfpence wasted, were it not for the worthy
+proprietor&rsquo;s ingenuity.&nbsp; I am now speaking of what I
+was an actual witness of in the neighbourhood of
+Shoreditch.&nbsp; Beneath the pit and stage of the theatre was a
+sort of large kitchen, reached from the end of the passage, that
+was the entrance to the theatre by a flight of steep
+stairs.&nbsp; There were no seats in this kitchen, nor furniture
+of any kind.&nbsp; There was a window looking toward the street,
+but this was prudently boarded up.&nbsp; At night time all the
+light allowed in the kitchen proceeded from a feeble and dim gas
+jet by the wall over the fire-place.</p>
+<p>Wretched and dreary-looking as was this underground chamber,
+it was a source of considerable profit to the <a
+name="page74"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 74</span>proprietor of
+the &ldquo;gaff&rdquo; overhead.&nbsp; As before stated, when
+anything peculiarly attractive was to be seen, the theatre filled
+within ten minutes of opening the besieged doors.&nbsp; Not to
+disappoint the late comers, however, all who pleased might pay
+and go downstairs until the performance just commenced (it lasted
+generally about an hour and a half) terminated.&nbsp; The prime
+inducement held out was, that &ldquo;then they would be sure of
+good seats.&rdquo;&nbsp; The inevitable result of such an
+arrangement may be easier guessed than described.&nbsp; For my
+part, I know no more about it than was to be derived from a hasty
+glance from the stair-head.&nbsp; There was a stench of tobacco
+smoke, and an uproar of mingled youthful voices&mdash;swearing,
+chaffing, and screaming, in boisterous mirth.&nbsp; This was all
+that was to be heard, the Babel charitably rendering distinct
+pronouncing of blasphemy or indecency unintelligible.&nbsp; Nor
+was it much easier to make out the source from whence the hideous
+clamour proceeded, for the kitchen was dim as a coal cellar, and
+was further obscured by the foul tobacco smoke the lads were
+emitting from their short pipes.&nbsp; A few were romping
+about&mdash;&ldquo;larking,&rdquo; as it is termed&mdash;but the
+majority, girls and boys, were squatted on the floor, telling and
+listening to stories, the quality of which might but too truly be
+guessed from the sort of applause they elicited.&nbsp; A
+few&mdash;impatient of the frivolity that surrounded them, and
+really anxious for &ldquo;the play&rdquo;&mdash;stood apart,
+gazing with scowling envy up at the ceiling, on the upper side of
+which, at frequent intervals, there was a furious clatter of
+hobnailed boots, betokening <a name="page75"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 75</span>the delirious delight of the happy
+audience in full view of Starlight Sall, in &ldquo;silk
+tights&rdquo; and Hessians, dancing a Highland fling.&nbsp;
+Goaded to desperation, one or two of the tormented ones down in
+the kitchen reached up with their sticks and beat on the ceiling
+a tattoo, responsive to the battering of the hobnailed boots
+before mentioned.&nbsp; This, however, was a breach of
+&ldquo;gaff&rdquo; rule that could not be tolerated.&nbsp; With
+hurried steps the proprietor approached the kitchen stairs, and
+descried me.&nbsp; &ldquo;This ain&rsquo;t the theeater;
+you&rsquo;ve no business here, sir!&rdquo; said he, in some
+confusion, as I imagined.&nbsp; &ldquo;No, my friend, I have no
+business here, but <i>you</i> have a very pretty business, and
+one for which, when comes the Great Day of Reckoning, I would
+rather you answered than me.&rdquo;&nbsp; But I only thought
+this; aloud, I made the gaff proprietor an apology, and
+thankfully got off his abominable premises.</p>
+<h3><a name="page76"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+76</span>CHAPTER V.<br />
+<span class="GutSmall">THE PROBLEM OF DELIVERANCE.</span></h3>
+<p class="gutsumm"><i>Curious Problem</i>.&mdash;<i>The Best
+Method of Treatment</i>.&mdash;<i>The</i> &ldquo;<i>Child of the
+Gutter</i>&rdquo; <i>not to be Entirely
+Abolished</i>.&mdash;<i>The Genuine Alley-Bred
+Arab</i>.&mdash;<i>The Poor Lambs of the Ragged
+Flock</i>.&mdash;<i>The Tree of Evil in Our
+Midst</i>.&mdash;<i>The Breeding Places of Disease and
+Vice</i>.</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">The</span> curious
+problem&mdash;&ldquo;What is the best method of treatment to
+adopt towards improving the condition of neglected children, and
+to diminish their number for the future?&rdquo; has been
+attempted for solution from so many points of attack, and by
+means so various, that a bare enumeration of the instances would
+occupy much more space than these limited pages afford.</p>
+<p>We may never hope entirely to abolish the child of the
+gutter.&nbsp; To a large extent, as has been shown, he is a
+natural growth of vices that seem inseparable from our social
+system: he is of the world, the flesh, and the devil; and, until
+we purge our grosser nature, and become angelic, we must tolerate
+him as we must the result of all our ill-breeding.&nbsp; It is a
+thousand pities that it should be so, because, as I have
+endeavoured in these pages to show, the neglected child issuing
+from the source here hinted at, is by far the most unmanageable
+and dangerous.&nbsp; Blood is thicker than any water, not
+excluding ditch water; and the chances are that the <a
+name="page77"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 77</span>unlucky
+&ldquo;love-child&rdquo; will not remain content to grovel in the
+kennel to which an accident of birth consigned him, but, out of
+his rebellious nature, conceive a deadly hatred against the world
+that has served him so shabbily, and do his best to be revenged
+on it.&nbsp; It is not of the neglected child of this breed that
+I would say a few concluding words, but of the genuine alley-bred
+Arab of the City; the worthy descendant of a tribe that has grown
+so used to neglect that it regards it as its privilege, and
+fiercely resents any move that may be taken towards its
+curtailment.</p>
+<p>If ever a distressed creature had friends surely this one
+has.&nbsp; From time immemorial it has been the pet of the
+philanthropist.&nbsp; Unsavoury, unsightly bantling as it is, he
+is never tired of fondling it, spending his time and money over
+it, and holding it up to the commiseration of a humane public,
+and building all manner of homes and asylums for it; but he still
+remains on hand.&nbsp; If he would grow up, and after being bound
+&rsquo;prentice to a wholesome trade cease to trouble us, there
+would be some satisfaction in the business; but it never grows
+up.&nbsp; It is like the borrowed beggar&rsquo;s brat, that, in
+defiance of the progress of time, never emerges from its bedgown,
+and never grows too big to be tucked under one arm, leaving the
+other at liberty to arrest the charitable passer-by.</p>
+<p>To be sure it is a great consolation to know that despite our
+non-success, the poor little object of our solicitude is in no
+danger of being dropped in hopelessness and abandoned, but it
+would be encouraging to discover that we were making some
+progress with our main design, <a name="page78"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 78</span>which can be nothing less than the
+complete extinction of children of the &ldquo;gutter&rdquo;
+tribe, such as we are now discussing.</p>
+<p>As it is, we are making scarcely any progress at all.&nbsp; I
+am aware that statistics are against this statement, that the
+triumphant reports of this and that charity point to a different
+conclusion.&nbsp; This home has rescued so many little ones from
+the streets&mdash;that asylum can show a thousand decently clad
+and educated children that but for its efforts would at this
+moment be either prowling the streets, picking up a more
+precarious living than the stray dog picks up, or leading the
+life of a petty thief, and rapidly earning his right to penal
+servitude.</p>
+<p>This, and much more, is doubtless true, but there remains the
+grim fact that our filthy byways still swarm with these dirty,
+ragged, disease-stricken little ones, and as plentifully as of
+yore they infest our highways, an eyesore and a shuddering to all
+decent beholders.&nbsp; If there has occurred any recent
+diminution in their number, I should rejoice to know it; but that
+such is in the least degree the fact, certainly I am not
+justified in assuming in the face of the urgent appeals daily put
+forth by the wise in such matters, and who never tire of urging
+on the benevolently disposed, that never was there such need as
+now to be up and stirring.</p>
+<p>And it can never be otherwise while we limit our charitable
+doing to providing for those poor lambs of the ragged flock as
+fast as they are bred, and cast loose on the chance of their
+being mercifully kidnapped and taken care of.&nbsp; As with
+indiscriminate giving to beggars, it <a name="page79"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 79</span>may be urged that we can never go
+wrong in ministering to the distress of the infantine and
+helpless.&nbsp; Opportunities of doing so should perhaps be
+joyfully hailed by us as affording wholesome exercise of our
+belief in the Christian religion, but we may rely on it that the
+supply of the essential ingredient towards the said exercise will
+never be unequal to the demand.&nbsp; Our charitable exertion
+flows in too narrow a channel.&nbsp; It is pure, and of depth
+immeasurable, but it is not broad enough.&nbsp; We have got into
+a habit of treating our neglected children as an evil
+unavoidable, and one that must be endured with kindly and pious
+resignation.&nbsp; We have a gigantic tree of evil rooted in our
+midst, and our great care is to collect the ripe seeds it drops
+and provide against their germinating, and we expend as much time
+and money in the process as judiciously applied would serve to
+tear up the old tree from its tenacious holding, and for ever
+destroy its mischievous power.&nbsp; No doubt it may be justly
+claimed by the patrons and supporters of homes and asylums, that
+by rescuing these children from the streets they are saved from
+becoming debased and demoralized as were the parents they sprang
+from, and so, in course of time, by a steady perseverance in
+their system, the breed of gutter prowlers must become extinct;
+but that is a tedious and roundabout method of reform that can
+only be tolerated until a more direct route is discovered, and
+one that can scarcely prove satisfactory to those who look
+forward to a lifetime return for some of their invested
+capital.</p>
+<p>We may depend on it that we shall never make much <a
+name="page80"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 80</span>real progress
+in our endeavours to check the growth of these seedlings and
+offshoots of ragged poverty and reckless squalor until we turn
+our attention with a settled purpose to the haunts they are bred
+in.&nbsp; Our present system compels us even in its first
+preliminary steps to do violence against nature.&nbsp; We cannot
+deal with our babies of the gutter effectually, and with any
+reasonable chance of success, until we have separated them
+entirely from their <i>home</i>.&nbsp; We may tame them and teach
+them to feed out of our hands, and to repeat after us the
+alphabet, and even words of two and three syllables.&nbsp; We may
+even induce them to shed their bedraggled feathers and adopt a
+more decent plumage; but they can never be other than restless
+and ungovernable, and unclean birds, while they inhabit the vile
+old parent nest.</p>
+<p>It is these vile old nests that should be abolished.&nbsp;
+While they are permitted to exist, while Rosemary Lane, and Peter
+Street, Westminster, and Back Church Lane in Whitechapel, and Cow
+Cross and Seven Dials, and a hundred similar places are tolerated
+and allowed to flourish, it is utterly impossible to diminish the
+race of children of the gutter.&nbsp; Why should these breeding
+places of disease and vice and all manner of abomination be
+permitted to cumber the earth?&nbsp; There is but one opinion
+that these horrid dens are the sources from which are derived
+two-thirds of our neglected ragged urchin population.&nbsp;
+Further, it is generally conceded, that it is not because of the
+prevalence of extreme poverty there; the filthy little
+public-houses invariably to be found lurking in the neighbourhood
+of rags and squalor would <a name="page81"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 81</span>not be so prosperous if such were the
+case.&nbsp; It is the pestilential atmosphere of the place that
+will let nothing good live in it.&nbsp; You may never purify
+it.&nbsp; It is altogether a rotten carcase; and if you stuff it
+to the mouth with chloride of lime, and whitewash it an inch
+thick, you will make nothing else of it.&nbsp; It is a sin and a
+disgrace that human creatures should be permitted to herd in such
+places.&nbsp; One and all should be abolished, and wholesome
+habitations built in their stead.&nbsp; Half measures will not
+meet the case.&nbsp; That has been sufficiently proved but
+recently, when, not for morality or decency sake, but to make
+room for a railway, a few score of these odious hole-and-corner
+&ldquo;slums&rdquo; were razed to the ground.</p>
+<p>The result was to make bad worse.&nbsp; The wretched occupants
+of the doomed houses clung to them with as much tenacity as
+though each abode were an ark, and if they were turned out of it,
+it would be to drown in the surrounding flood.&nbsp; When the
+demolishers came with their picks and crows&mdash;the honest
+housebreakers,&mdash;and mounted to the roof, the garret lodgers
+retreated to the next floor, and so on, debating the ground step
+by step before the inexorable pickaxe, until they were driven
+into the cellar and could go no lower.&nbsp; Then they had to run
+for it; but, poor purblind wretches, they had lived so long in
+dungeon darkness, that the broad light of day was
+unbearable.&nbsp; Like rats disturbed from a drain, all they
+desired was to escape out of sight and hide again; and again,
+like rats, they knew of neighbouring burrows and scuttled to them
+with all speed.</p>
+<p>Ousted from Slusher&rsquo;s Alley, they sought Grimes&rsquo;s
+<a name="page82"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+82</span>Rents.&nbsp; Grimes&rsquo;s Rents were already fully
+occupied by renters, but the present was a calamity that might
+overtake anyone, and the desired shelter was not refused.&nbsp;
+It was a mere matter of packing a little closer.&nbsp; The donkey
+that lodged in the cellar was turned into the wash-house, and
+there was a commodious apartment for a large family, and nothing
+was easier than to rig up an old counterpane on an extended
+string, so converting one chamber into two.&nbsp; Hard as it is
+to believe, and in mockery of all our Acts of Parliament for the
+better ordering of lodging-houses, and our legal enactments
+regulating the number of cubic feet of air every lodger was
+entitled to and might insist on, in hundreds of cases this
+condition of things exists at the present writing.&nbsp; Within a
+stone&rsquo;s cast of the Houses of Parliament, where sit six
+hundred wise gentlemen empanelled to make what laws they please
+for improving the condition of the people, every one of the said
+six hundred being an educated man of liberal mind, and fully
+recognising the Christian maxim that godliness and cleanliness
+are identical, may be found human creatures housed in places that
+would ruin the health of a country-bred pig were he removed
+thereto.&nbsp; In these same places parents and grown up and
+little children herd in the same room night and day.&nbsp;
+Sickness does not break up the party, or even the presence of
+grim Death himself.&nbsp; Singularly enough, however, more
+ceremony is observed with new life than with old Death.&nbsp; A
+missionary friend related to me the case of a family of five
+inhabiting one small room, and the youngest boy, aged thirteen,
+died.&nbsp; The domestic arrangements, however, were not in the
+least <a name="page83"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+83</span>disturbed by the melancholy event; the lad&rsquo;s
+coffin was laid against the wall, and meals were cooked and eaten
+and the two beds made and occupied as usual until the day of
+burial.&nbsp; A little while after, however, the mother gave
+birth to a child, and my friend visiting the family found it
+grouped on the landing partaking of a rough-and-ready tea.&nbsp;
+It was voted &ldquo;undacent to be inthrudin&rsquo;&rdquo; until
+next day.&nbsp; However, the decent scruples of the head of the
+family did not hold out beyond that time, and by the evening of
+the next day the old order of things was quite restored.</p>
+<p>How in the name of goodness and humanity can we, under such
+circumstances, hope to be delivered from the curse of neglected
+children?</p>
+<h2><a name="page85"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+85</span>II.&mdash;Professional Thieves.</h2>
+<h3>CHAPTER VI.<br />
+<span class="GutSmall">THEIR NUMBER AND THEIR
+DIFFICULTIES.</span></h3>
+<p class="gutsumm"><i>Twenty Thousand Thieves in
+London</i>.&mdash;<i>What it Means</i>.&mdash;<i>The Language
+of</i> &ldquo;<i>Weeds</i>.&rdquo;&mdash;<i>Cleverness of the
+Pilfering Fraternity</i>.&mdash;<i>A Protest Against a Barbarous
+Suggestion</i>.&mdash;<i>The Prisoner&rsquo;s great
+Difficulty</i>.&mdash;<i>The Moment of Leaving
+Prison</i>.&mdash;<i>Bad Friends</i>.&mdash;<i>What Becomes of
+Good Resolutions and the Chaplain&rsquo;s
+Counsel</i>?&mdash;<i>The Criminal&rsquo;s Scepticism of Human
+Goodness</i>.&mdash;<i>Life in</i> &ldquo;<i>Little
+Hell</i>.&rdquo;&mdash;<i>The Cow Cross Mission</i>.</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">The</span> happily ignorant reader, whose
+knowledge of the criminal classes is confined to an occasional
+glance through the police court and Sessions cases as narrated in
+his morning newspaper, will be shocked and amazed to learn that
+within the limits of the City of London alone, an army of male
+and female thieves, twenty thousand strong, find daily and
+nightly employment.</p>
+<p>It is easy to write &ldquo;twenty thousand,&rdquo; and easier
+still to read the words.&nbsp; Easier than all to pass them by
+with but a vague idea of their meaning, and perhaps a sympathetic
+shrug of the shoulders for the poor, hard-worked <a
+name="page86"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 86</span>policemen who
+must have such a terrible time of it in keeping such an enormous
+predatory crew in anything like order.&nbsp; Still, and without
+the least desire to be &ldquo;sensational,&rdquo; I would ask the
+reader, does he fully comprehend what twenty thousand thieves in
+London means?&nbsp; Roughly estimating the population of the
+metropolis as numbering three millions, it means that amongst us
+one person in every hundred and fifty is a forger, a
+housebreaker, a pickpocket, a shoplifter, a receiver of stolen
+goods or what not; a human bird of prey, in short, bound to a
+desperate pursuit of that terrible course of life into which vice
+or misfortune originally casts him; a wily, cunning man-wolf,
+constantly on the watch, seeking whom he may devour.</p>
+<p>Almost every member of this formidable host is known to the
+&ldquo;police,&rdquo; but unfortunately this advantage is almost
+counterbalanced by the fact that the police are as well known to
+the majority of the twenty thousand.&nbsp; To their experienced
+eyes, it is not the helmet and the blue coat that makes the
+policeman.&nbsp; Indeed, they appear to depend not so much on
+visual evidence as on some subtle power of scent such as the fox
+possesses in discovering the approach of their natural
+enemy.&nbsp; They can discover the detective in his
+innocent-looking smock-frock or bricklayer jacket, while he is
+yet distant the length of a street.&nbsp; They know him by his
+step, or by his clumsy affectation of unofficial
+loutishness.&nbsp; They recognise the stiff neck in the loose
+neckerchief.&nbsp; They smell &ldquo;trap,&rdquo; and are
+superior to it.</p>
+<p>There is a language current amongst them that is to <a
+name="page87"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 87</span>be met with
+in no dictionary with which I am acquainted.&nbsp; I doubt if
+even the &ldquo;slang dictionary&rdquo; contains more than a few
+of the following instances that may be accepted as genuine.&nbsp;
+It will be seen that the prime essential of &ldquo;thieves&rsquo;
+latin&rdquo; is brevity.&nbsp; By its use, much may in one or two
+words be conveyed to a comrade while rapidly passing him in the
+street, or, should opportunity serve, during a visit to him while
+in prison.</p>
+<p>To erase the original name or number from a stolen watch, and
+substitute one that is fictitious&mdash;<i>christening
+Jack</i>.</p>
+<p>To take the works from one watch, and case them in
+another&mdash;<i>churching Jack</i>.</p>
+<p>Poultry stealing&mdash;<i>beak hunting</i>.</p>
+<p>One who steals from the shopkeeper while pretending to effect
+an honest purchase&mdash;<i>a bouncer</i>.</p>
+<p>One who entices another to play at a game at which cheating
+rules, such as card or skittle sharping&mdash;<i>a
+buttoner</i>.</p>
+<p>The treadmill, <i>shin scraper</i> (arising, it may be
+assumed, on account of the operator&rsquo;s liability, if he is
+not careful, to get his shins scraped by the ever-revolving
+wheel).</p>
+<p>To commit burglary&mdash;<i>crack a case</i>, or <i>break a
+drum</i>.</p>
+<p>The van that conveys prisoners to gaol&mdash;<i>Black
+Maria</i>.</p>
+<p>A thief who robs cabs or carriages by climbing up behind, and
+cutting the straps that secure the luggage on the roof&mdash;<i>a
+dragsman</i>.</p>
+<p>Breaking a square of glass&mdash;<i>starring the
+glaze</i>.</p>
+<p>Training young thieves&mdash;<i>kidsman</i>.</p>
+<p>To be transported or sent to penal
+servitude&mdash;<i>lagged</i>.</p>
+<p><a name="page88"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 88</span>Three
+years&rsquo; imprisonment&mdash;<i>a stretch</i>.</p>
+<p>Half stretch&mdash;<i>six months</i>.</p>
+<p>Three months&rsquo; imprisonment&mdash;<i>a tail
+piece</i>.</p>
+<p>To rob a till&mdash;<i>pinch a bob</i>.</p>
+<p>A confederate in the practice of thimble rigging&mdash;<i>a
+nobbler</i>.</p>
+<p>One who assists at a sham street row for the purpose of
+creating a mob, and promoting robbery from the person&mdash;<i>a
+jolly</i>.</p>
+<p>A thief who secretes goods in a shop while a confederate
+distracts the attention of the shopkeeper is&mdash;<i>a
+palmer</i>.</p>
+<p>A person marked for plunder&mdash;<i>a plant</i>.</p>
+<p>Going out to steal linen in process of drying in
+gardens&mdash;<i>going snowing</i>.</p>
+<p>Bad money&mdash;<i>sinker</i>.</p>
+<p>Passer of counterfeit coins&mdash;<i>smasher</i>.</p>
+<p>Stolen property generally&mdash;<i>swag</i>.</p>
+<p>To go about half-naked to excite compassion&mdash;<i>on the
+shallow</i>.</p>
+<p>Stealing lead from the roof of houses&mdash;<i>flying the blue
+pigeon</i>.</p>
+<p>Coiners of bad money&mdash;<i>bit fakers</i>.</p>
+<p>Midnight prowlers who rob drunken men&mdash;<i>bug
+hunters</i>.</p>
+<p>Entering a dwelling house while the family have gone to
+church&mdash;<i>a dead lurk</i>.</p>
+<p>Convicted of thieving&mdash;<i>in for a ramp</i>.</p>
+<p>A city missionary or scripture reader&mdash;<i>gospel
+grinder</i>.</p>
+<p>Shop-lifting&mdash;<i>hoisting</i>.</p>
+<p><a name="page89"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 89</span>Hidden
+from the police&mdash;<i>in lavender</i>.</p>
+<p>Forged bank notes&mdash;<i>queer screens</i>.</p>
+<p>Whipping while in prison&mdash;<i>scroby</i> or <i>claws for
+breakfast</i>.</p>
+<p>Long-fingered thieves expert in emptying ladies&rsquo;
+pockets&mdash;<i>fine wirers</i>.</p>
+<p>The condemned cell&mdash;<i>the salt box</i>.</p>
+<p>The prison chaplain&mdash;<i>Lady Green</i>.</p>
+<p>A boy thief, lithe and thin and daring, such a one as
+housebreakers hire for the purpose of entering a small window at
+the rear of a dwelling house&mdash;<i>a little snakesman</i>.</p>
+<p>So pertinaciously do the inhabitants of criminal colonies
+stick to their &ldquo;latin,&rdquo; that a well-known writer
+suggests that special religious tracts, suiting their condition,
+should be printed in the language, as an almost certain method of
+securing their attention.</p>
+<p>There can be no question that that of the professional thief
+is a bitterly severe and laborious occupation, beset with
+privations that moral people have no conception of, and involves
+an amount of mental anxiety and torment that few human beings can
+withstand through a long lifetime.&nbsp; Some years ago a
+clergyman with a thorough acquaintance with the subject he was
+handling, wrote on &ldquo;Thieves and Thieving,&rdquo; in the
+&ldquo;Cornhill Magazine,&rdquo; and <i>apropos</i> of this
+benumbing atmosphere of dread, that constantly encompasses even
+the old &ldquo;professional,&rdquo; he says:&mdash;</p>
+<blockquote><p>&ldquo;But if an acquaintance with the
+thieves&rsquo; quarters revealed to me the amazing subtlety and
+cleverness of the pilfering fraternity, it also taught me the
+guilty fear, the wretchedness, the moral guilt, and the fearful
+hardships <a name="page90"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+90</span>that fall to the lot of the professional thief.&nbsp;
+They are never safe for a moment, and this unceasing jeopardy
+produces a constant nervousness and fear.&nbsp; Sometimes when
+visiting the sick, I have gently laid my hand on the shoulder of
+one of them, who happened to be standing in the street.&nbsp; The
+man would &lsquo;start like a guilty thing upon a fearful
+summons,&rsquo; and it would take him two or three minutes to
+recover his self-possession sufficiently to ask me &lsquo;How are
+you to-day, sir?&rsquo;&nbsp; I never saw the adage,
+&lsquo;Suspicion always haunts the guilty mind,&rsquo; so
+painfully illustrated as in the thieves&rsquo; quarter, by the
+faces of grey-haired criminals, whose hearts had been worn into
+hardness by the dishonouring chains of transportation.&nbsp;
+When, in the dusk of the evening, I have spoken to one of them as
+he stood idly on the public-house steps, I have spoken in a low
+and altered tone, so that he might not at first recognise me:
+again the guilty start as the man bent forward, anxiously peering
+into my face.&rdquo;</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>He is never at rest, the wretched professional thief.&nbsp; He
+goes about with the tools of war perpetually in his hands, and
+with enemies in the front and the rear, and to the right and the
+left of him.&nbsp; &ldquo;Anybody, to hear &rsquo;em talk,&rdquo;
+a thief once remarked to me (he was a thief at present in
+possession of liberty; not an incarcerated rogue plying
+&ldquo;gammon&rdquo; as the incarcerated rogue loves to ply it),
+&ldquo;anybody would think, to hear &rsquo;em talk, that it was
+all sugar with us while we were free, and that our sufferings did
+not begin until we were caught, and &lsquo;put away.&rsquo;&nbsp;
+Them that think so know nothing about it.&nbsp; Take a case, now,
+of a man who is in for getting his living <a
+name="page91"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 91</span>&lsquo;on the
+cross,&rsquo; and who has got a &lsquo;kid&rsquo; or two, and
+their mother, at home.&nbsp; I don&rsquo;t say that it is
+<i>my</i> case, but you can take it so if you like.&nbsp;
+<i>She</i> isn&rsquo;t a thief.&nbsp; Ask her what she knows
+about me, and she&rsquo;ll tell you that, wuss luck, I&rsquo;ve
+got in co. with some bad uns, and she wishes that I
+hadn&rsquo;t.&nbsp; She wishes that I hadn&rsquo;t,
+p&rsquo;raps&mdash;not out of any sort of Goody-two-shoes
+feeling, but because she loves me.&nbsp; That&rsquo;s the name of
+it; <i>we</i> haint got any other word for the feelin&rsquo;; and
+she can&rsquo;t bear to think that I may, any hour, be dragged
+off for six mouths, or a year, p&rsquo;raps.&nbsp; And
+them&rsquo;s my feelings, too, and no mistake, day after day, and
+Sundays as well as week-days.&nbsp; She isn&rsquo;t fonder of me
+than I am of her, I&rsquo;ll go bail for that; and as for the
+kids, the girl especially, why I&rsquo;d skid a waggon wheel with
+my body rather than her precious skin should be grazed.&nbsp;
+Well, take my word for it, I never go out in the morning, and the
+young &rsquo;un sez &lsquo;good bye,&rsquo; but what I think
+&lsquo;good bye&mdash;yes! p&rsquo;raps it&rsquo;s good bye for a
+longer spell than you&rsquo;re dreaming about, you poor little
+shaver.&rsquo;&nbsp; And when I get out into the street, how long
+am I safe?&nbsp; Why, only for the straight length of that
+street, as far as I can see the coast clear.&nbsp; I may find a
+stopper at any turning, or at any corner.&nbsp; And when you
+<i>do</i> feel the hand on your collar!&nbsp; I&rsquo;ve often
+wondered what must be a chap&rsquo;s feelings when the white cap
+is pulled over his peepers, and old Calcraft is pawing about his
+throat, to get the rope right.&nbsp; It must be a sight worse
+than the <i>other</i> feeling, you&rsquo;ll say.&nbsp; Well, if
+it is, I wonder how long the chap manages to hold up till
+he&rsquo;s let go!&rdquo;</p>
+<p><a name="page92"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 92</span>I am
+the more anxious to remark on these lingering relics of humanity,
+and, I may almost say virtue, that, if properly sought, may be
+discovered in the most hardened criminals, because, of late,
+there appears to be a growing inclination to treat the habitual
+criminal as though he had ceased to be human, and had degenerated
+into the condition of the meanest and most irreclaimable of
+predatory animals, fit only to be turned over to the tender
+mercies of a great body of huntsmen who wear blue coats instead
+of scarlet, and carry staves and handcuffs in place of whips and
+horns, and to be pursued to death.&nbsp; I have already taken
+occasion in the public newspapers, and I have much pleasure in
+returning to the charge here, to exclaim against the barbarous
+suggestions of a gentleman holding high position in the police
+force, Colonel Fraser, Commissioner of the City Police.</p>
+<p>Alluding to the Habitual Criminals Bill, Colonel Fraser
+says:&mdash;</p>
+<blockquote><p>&ldquo;Parts 1 and 2 of the Bill are chiefly
+designed to ensure a clearer police supervision than now exists
+over convicts at large on licence, and to extend it to persons
+who have been, or may be convicted of felony; but all the pains
+and penalties to which such persons are liable are made to depend
+absolutely on proof being forthcoming that the alleged offenders
+are actual licence holders, or convicted felons, and the great
+difficulty which so frequently occurs in obtaining this proof
+will present serious obstacles to a satisfactory working of the
+statute.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Organized as the English police forces are, it will be
+most difficult for them, notwithstanding the contemplated <a
+name="page93"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 93</span>system of
+registration, to account satisfactorily for the movements of
+licence holders, or to obtain an effective supervision over them,
+if they are determined to evade it.&nbsp; But the number of these
+convicts at large is insignificant compared with the swarms of
+repeatedly-convicted thieves, who give infinitely greater trouble
+to the police than licence-holders, and who constantly escape
+with a light sentence, from the impossibility of obtaining ready
+proof of their former convictions.&rdquo;</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>Now comes the remedy for this unsatisfactory state of
+affairs!</p>
+<blockquote><p>&ldquo;As a remedy for this, I would suggest that
+every convict, on being liberated on licence, and every person
+after a second conviction of felony, should be marked in prison,
+on being set free, in such manner as the Secretary of State might
+direct&mdash;as has been the practice in the case of deserters,
+and men dismissed for misconduct from the army: such marking to
+be accepted as sufficient proof of former convictions.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;The precise mode in which this should be effected is
+matter of detail; but, by a simple combination of alphabetical
+letters, similar to that employed in distinguishing
+postage-stamps, no two persons need bear precisely the same mark,
+and the arrangement of letters might be such as to show at a
+glance, not only the particular prison in which the offender had
+been last confined, but also the date of his last
+conviction.&nbsp; Copies of these marks, transmitted to the
+Central Office of Registration in London, would form an
+invaluable record of the history of habitual criminals, and
+enable the police to obtain that <a name="page94"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 94</span>reliable information as to their
+antecedents, the want of which now so commonly enables practised
+offenders to escape the consequences of their misdeeds.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Attempts might, and probably would, be made to alter
+the appearance of the tell-tale imprints; but it would be
+impossible to efface them, and any artificial discoloration of
+the skin appearing on the particular part of the arm, or body,
+fixed upon for the prison mark, should be considered as affording
+sufficient proof of former convictions; unless the person charged
+could show&mdash;to the satisfaction of the justice before whom
+he might be brought&mdash;that it was produced by legitimate
+means.&rdquo;</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>I have ventured to transcribe, in its integrity, the main
+portion of Colonel Fraser&rsquo;s &ldquo;new idea,&rdquo;
+thinking that its importance demanded it.&nbsp; It is significant
+of much that is to be regretted, coming from such a source.&nbsp;
+It is somewhat excusable, maybe, in a common policeman&mdash;who
+yesterday may have been an agricultural labourer, or a member of
+a community of which no more in the way of education is
+expected&mdash;if he exhibits a kind of unreasoning, watch-dog
+antagonism towards the criminal classes.&nbsp; He is instructed
+in all sorts of man&oelig;uvres, and paid a guinea a week to act
+<i>against</i> them&mdash;to oppose the weight of his
+officially-striped arm, and the full force of his handy staff
+against them, whenever he finds plausible excuse for doing
+so.&nbsp; And, possibly, this is a condition of affairs one
+should not be over eager to reform.&nbsp; The policeman,
+&ldquo;too clever by half,&rdquo; is generally an instrument of
+injustice, and an impediment in the way of the <a
+name="page95"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 95</span>law&rsquo;s
+impartial acting.&nbsp; So long as the common constable remains a
+well-regulated machine, and fulfils his functions without jarring
+or unnecessary noise, we will ask no more; but without doubt we
+expect, and we have a right to expect, some display of
+intelligence and humanity on the part of the chief engineer who
+directs and controls these machines.&nbsp; An official of polite
+education, and possessed of a thorough knowledge of the ways and
+means and the various resources of the enemy it is his duty to
+provide against, should be actuated by some more generous
+sentiment than that which points towards uncompromising
+extermination.&nbsp; Colonel Fraser should bear in mind that an
+act of criminality does not altogether change a man&rsquo;s
+nature.&nbsp; He is a human creature in which, perhaps through
+accident, perhaps through desperate, and to some extent
+deliberate culture, certain growths, injurious to the welfare of
+the commonwealth, have growth; but to brand, and destroy, and
+crush under the heel the said creature because of his
+objectionable affections, is much like smashing a set of valuable
+vases because stagnant water has been permitted to accumulate in
+them.&nbsp; It may be urged that if the said vases or men have
+secreted criminal vice and fouling until their whole substance
+has become saturated beyond possibility of cleansing, then the
+sooner they are utterly abolished the better.&nbsp; To this I
+answer that until the best known methods of cleansing have been
+tried on the foul vessels we are not in a position to say that
+they are irreclaimable; and again, even provided that you might
+discover certain such vessels fit for nothing but destruction, it
+would be <a name="page96"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 96</span>a
+monstrous absurdity to issue an edict ordering the annihilation
+of every pot of a like pattern.&nbsp; And this is pretty much as
+Colonel Fraser would act.</p>
+<p>Let the reader for a moment consider what would be the effect
+if such a law as that proposed by the Commissioner of Police for
+the City of London were passed.&nbsp; In the first place it
+would, in its immediate operation, prove immensely unjust to the
+milder sort of criminal.&nbsp; If we started anew with our army
+of twenty thousand to-morrow morning, and every member of it had
+been convicted but once, there would be fairness (admitting just
+for argument sake only that there is any fairness at all about
+it) in holding out the threat that the next man who committed
+himself should be branded.&nbsp; But, as the case stands, before
+a month had elapsed we should have hundreds of unlucky wretches
+against whose names but two felonious commitments stood, bearing
+the hateful brand, while thousands of the old and wary of the
+tribe acquainted with the interior of every prison in England
+would, as far as the tell-tale mark is concerned, appear as
+innocent as you or I.&nbsp; Nor would any &ldquo;alphabetical
+postal system,&rdquo; however ingenious and cold-blooded, avoid
+this difficulty.&nbsp; The only way of doing full justice to the
+entire body of felons&mdash;the young beginners and the old
+practitioners&mdash;would be, whenever the latter were next taken
+to search all the prison records for convictions against them,
+and score them in regular order on the delinquents&rsquo;
+writhing flesh.&nbsp; To do this, however, Colonel Fraser would
+have to abandon his idea of branding on the arm.&nbsp; That
+member would in many cases afford <a name="page97"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 97</span>inadequate space, even if you brought
+the chronicle from the shoulder to the finger tips, and
+&ldquo;turned over&rdquo; and continued the length of the
+criminal&rsquo;s palm.&nbsp; As the newspaper reports frequently
+show, there are evil doers whose catalogues of crimes may
+scarcely be expressed in a century.</p>
+<p>But these are the bad ones already so branded and seared in
+heart and mind that to prick and scorch an inch of their outward
+skin would be but to tickle their vanity, and give them to brag
+of another scar, got in their life-long war against
+society.&nbsp; Short of torturing them or killing them, it
+matters little what measures are provided against these
+case-hardened villains.&nbsp; But there are scores and hundreds
+who though they have earned for themselves the names of
+criminals, whom to class and force to herd with the
+before-mentioned set would be to incur the greatest
+responsibility, and one that under existing circumstances it
+would be utterly short of wanton brutality to engage in.</p>
+<p>As regards the class last mentioned, that is to say, those
+members who have at present made no very desperate acquaintance
+with crime and its punishment, I believe that if they were but
+judiciously dealt with a very large number would be but too glad
+to escape from their present life of misery.&nbsp; &ldquo;Many a
+thief,&rdquo; says a writer, whose able remarks are the more
+valuable, because they are founded on actual experience and
+conversation with the people he treats of; &ldquo;many a thief is
+kept in reluctant bondage to crime from the difficulties he finds
+in obtaining honest employment, and earning <a
+name="page98"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 98</span>honest
+bread.&nbsp; Many thieves are fond of their criminal
+calling.&nbsp; They will tell you plainly that they do not intend
+to work hard for a pound a week, when they can easily earn five
+times as much by thieving in less time and live like
+gentlemen.&nbsp; But others of them are utterly weary of the
+hazard, disgrace, and suffering attaching to their mode of
+life.&nbsp; Some of them were once pure, honest, and industrious,
+and when they are sick, or in prison, they are frequently filled
+with bitter remorse, and make the strongest vows to have done
+with a guilty life.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Suppose a man of this sort in prison.&nbsp; His eyes
+are opened, and he sees before him the gulf of remediless ruin
+into which he will soon be plunged.&nbsp; He knows well enough
+that the money earned by thieving goes as fast as it comes, and
+that there is no prospect of his ever being able to retire on his
+ill-gotten gains.&nbsp; He comes out of prison, determined to
+reform.&nbsp; But where is he to go?&nbsp; What is he to
+do?&nbsp; How is he to live?&nbsp; Whatever may have been done
+for him in prison, is of little or no avail, if as soon as he
+leaves the gaol he must go into the world branded with crime,
+unprotected and unhelped.&nbsp; The discharged prisoner must be
+friendly with some one, and he must live.&nbsp; His criminal
+friends will entertain him on the understood condition that they
+are repaid from the booty of his next depredation.&nbsp; Thus the
+first food he eats, and the first friendly chat he has, becomes
+the half necessitating initiative of future crime.&nbsp;
+Frequently the newly discharged prisoner passes through a round
+of riot and drunkenness immediately on his release from a long
+incarceration, as any other man would do in similar <a
+name="page99"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+99</span>circumstances, and who has no fixed principles to
+sustain him.&nbsp; And so by reason of the rebound of newly
+acquired liberty, and the influence of the old set, the man is
+again demoralized.&nbsp; The discharged prisoner leaves gaol with
+good resolves, but the moment he enters the world, there rises
+before him the dark and spectral danger of being hunted down by
+the police, and being recognised and insulted, of being shunned
+and despised by his fellow workmen, of being everywhere contemned
+and forsaken.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>There can be no doubt that to this utter want of friends of
+the right sort at the moment of leaving prison, may be attributed
+a very large percentage of the persistence in a career of crime
+by those who have once made a false step.&nbsp; In this respect
+we treat our criminals of comparatively a mild character with
+greater harshness and severity than those whose repeated offences
+have led to their receiving the severest sentences of the
+law.&nbsp; The convict who is discharged after serving a term of
+five years at Portland, receives ere he quits the gates of
+Millbank prison a money gratuity, varying in amount according to
+the character that was returned with him from the convict
+establishment.&nbsp; Nor do the chances that are afforded him of
+quitting his old course of life and becoming an honest man end
+here.&nbsp; There is the Prisoner&rsquo;s Aid Society, where he
+may obtain a little more money and a suit of working clothes, and
+if he really shows an inclination to reform, he may be even
+recommended to a situation.&nbsp; Put for the poor wretch who has
+given society much less offence, who has become a petty thief,
+probably not from choice, but from hard necessity, and who
+bitterly <a name="page100"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+100</span>repents of his offences, there is no one to take him by
+the hand and give or lend him so much as an honest half-crown to
+make a fair start with.&nbsp; It may be said that the convict is
+most in want of help because he <i>is</i> a convict, because he
+is a man with whom robberies and violence have become so
+familiar, that it is needful to provide him with some substantial
+encouragement lest he slide back into the old groove.&nbsp;
+Further, because he is a man so plainly branded that the most
+inexperienced policeman may know at a glance what he is; whereas,
+the man who has been but once convicted may, if he have the
+inclination, push his way amongst honest men, and not one of them
+be the wiser as to the slip he has made.&nbsp; And that would be
+all very well if he were assisted in rejoining the ranks of
+honest bread-winners, but what is his plight when the prison door
+shuts behind him?&nbsp; It was his poverty that urged him to
+commit the theft that consigned him to gaol, and now he is turned
+out of it poorer than ever, crushed and spirit-broken, and with
+all his manliness withered within him.&nbsp; He feels ashamed and
+disgraced, and for the first few hours of his liberty he would
+willingly shrink back for hiding, even to his prison, because, as
+he thinks, people look at him so.&nbsp; A little timely help
+would save him, but nothing is so likely as desperate
+&ldquo;don&rsquo;t care&rdquo; to spring out of this
+consciousness of guilt, and the suspicion of being shunned and
+avoided; and the army of twenty thousand gains another
+recruit.</p>
+<p>This undoubtedly is frequently the case with the criminal
+guilty of but a &ldquo;first offence.&rdquo;&nbsp; Be he man or
+lad, however, he will be subject to no such painful embarrassment
+<a name="page101"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 101</span>on his
+leaving prison after a second or third conviction.&nbsp; By that
+time he will have made friends.&nbsp; He will have found a
+companion or two to &ldquo;work with,&rdquo; and they will keep
+careful reckoning of the date of his incarceration as well as of
+the duration of his term of durance.&nbsp; Make no doubt that
+they will be on the spot to rejoice with him on his
+release.&nbsp; They know the exact hour when the prison gate will
+open and he will come forth, and there they are ready to shake
+hands with him.&nbsp; Ready to &ldquo;stand treat.&rdquo;&nbsp;
+Ready to provide him with that pipe of tobacco for which he has
+experienced such frequent longing, and to set before him the
+foaming pot of beer.&nbsp; &ldquo;Come along, old pal!&rdquo; say
+they, &ldquo;we thought that you&rsquo;d be glad of a drink and a
+bit of bacca, and we&rsquo;ve got a jolly lot of beef over some
+baked taters at home!&rdquo;</p>
+<p>What becomes of all his good resolutions&mdash;of the
+chaplain&rsquo;s wholesome counsel now!&nbsp; &ldquo;Shut your
+eyes resolutely to the temptations your old companions may hold
+out to you,&rdquo; were the parting words of that good man;
+&ldquo;if they threaten you, bid them defiance.&nbsp; Let it be
+the first test of your good resolves to tell them plainly and
+boldly that you have done with them and will have no more to do
+with them!&rdquo;&nbsp; Most excellent advice truly! but how is
+the emancipated one to act on it?&nbsp; How can he find it in his
+heart to dash with cold ingratitude such warmth of generosity and
+good nature?&nbsp; What claim has he on them that they should
+treat him so?&nbsp; They owe him nothing, and can have no
+ulterior and selfish object in thus expending their time <a
+name="page102"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 102</span>and their
+money on his comfort.&nbsp; All that they expect in return is,
+that should either of them fall into trouble similar to his, he
+will exert himself for him in the same manner, and surely that is
+little enough to ask.&nbsp; Perhaps with the chaplain&rsquo;s
+good advice still ringing in his ears, a sigh of lingering
+remorse is blended with the outpuffing of that first delicious
+pipe, but it is promptly swallowed down in the draught of free
+beer, with the grim reflection, perhaps, that if those professing
+to be his friends came to his timely assistance as promptly and
+substantially as did those his enemies, he might have been saved
+the ignominy of entering anew on the old crimeful path.</p>
+<p>As I have endeavoured to show, the best time for treating with
+these unhardened criminals for their reform, is just before they
+leave the prison at the expiration of their sentence, or so soon
+as they have crossed its threshold and find themselves free
+men.&nbsp; But even if they are here missed and allowed to go
+their sinful way, it is not absolutely necessary to postpone the
+good work until the law lays hold on them again.&nbsp; The dens
+to which they retire are not impregnable.&nbsp; They do not live
+in fortified caves, the doors of which are guarded by savage dogs
+and by members of the gang armed with swords and pistols.&nbsp;
+It is wonderful how docile and respectful they will behave
+towards folk who visit them, treating them as nothing worse than
+fellow creatures suffering under a great misfortune, and not as
+savage creatures of prey who have forfeited all claim to human
+nature, and are fit only to be scourged and branded.&nbsp; A
+writer already quoted tells us that during <a
+name="page103"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 103</span>two years
+in one of the largest towns in England he had unlimited access to
+the thieves&rsquo; quarter at all hours and under any
+circumstances&mdash;weddings, midnight gatherings, &ldquo;benefit
+nights,&rdquo; public houses, he has visited them all.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;How I gained the confidence of the criminal fraternity I
+cannot say.&nbsp; I only sought their welfare, never went amongst
+them without some good errand, never asked questions about their
+affairs, or meddled with things that did not belong to me; and it
+is due to the thieves themselves to say that I never received
+from any of them, whether drunk or sober, an unkind look or a
+disrespectful word. . . .&nbsp; I had not pursued my quiet
+mission amongst the thieves many months without discovering the
+damning fact that they had no faith in the sincerity, honesty, or
+goodness of human nature; and that this last and vilest
+scepticism of the human heart was one of the most powerful
+influences at work in the continuation of crime.&nbsp; They
+believe people in general to be no better than themselves, and
+that most people will do a wrong thing if it serves their
+purpose.&nbsp; They consider themselves better than many
+&ldquo;square&rdquo; (honest) people who practise commercial
+frauds.&nbsp; Not having a spark of faith in human nature their
+ease is all but hopeless; and only those who have tried the
+experiment can tell how difficult it is to make a thief believe
+that you are really disinterested and mean him well.&nbsp;
+Nevertheless, the agencies that are at work for the arrest of
+crime are all more or less working to good purpose, and conducing
+to a good end.&nbsp; Had I previously known nothing of the zeal
+and labour that have been expended during the last few years in
+behalf of <a name="page104"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+104</span>the criminal population, I should have learned from my
+intercourse with the thieves themselves, that a new spirit was
+getting amongst them, and that something for their good was going
+on outside thievedom.&nbsp; The thieves, the worst of them, speak
+gloomily of the prospects of the fraternity; just as a Red Indian
+would complain of the dwindling of his tribe before the strong
+march of advancing civilization.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>In every essential particular can I corroborate the above
+account.&nbsp; There are few worse places in London than certain
+parts of Cow Cross, especially that part of it anciently known as
+Jack Ketch&rsquo;s Warren, or &ldquo;Little Hell&rdquo; as the
+inhabitants more commonly designate it, on account of the number
+of subjects it produced for the operations of the common
+hangman.&nbsp; Only that the law is more merciful than of yore,
+there is little doubt that the vile nests in question, including
+&ldquo;Bit Alley,&rdquo; and &ldquo;Broad Yard,&rdquo; and
+&ldquo;Frying Pan Alley,&rdquo; would still make good its claim
+to the distinguishing title conferred on it.&nbsp; The place
+indicated swarms with thieves of every degree, from the
+seven-year old little robber who snatches petty articles from
+stalls and shop-fronts, to the old and experienced burglar with a
+wide experience of convict treatment, British and foreign.&nbsp;
+Yet, accompanied by a city missionary well known to them, I have
+many a time gone amongst them, feeling as safe as though I was
+walking along Cheapside.&nbsp; I can give testimony even beyond
+that of the writer last quoted.&nbsp; &ldquo;I never asked
+questions about their affairs, or meddled with things that <a
+name="page105"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 105</span>did not
+concern me,&rdquo; says the gentleman in question.&nbsp; I can
+answer for it that my pastor friend of the Cow Cross Mission was
+less forbearing.&nbsp; With seasoned, middle-aged scoundrels he
+seldom had any conversation, but he never lost a chance of
+tackling young men and lads on the evil of their ways, and to a
+purpose.&nbsp; Nor was it his soft speech or polished eloquence
+that prevailed with them.&nbsp; He was by no means a gloomy
+preacher against crime and its consequences; he had a cheerful
+hopeful way with him that much better answered the purpose.&nbsp;
+He went about his Christian work humming snatches of hymns in the
+liveliest manner.&nbsp; One day while I was with him, we saw
+skulking along before us a villanous figure, ragged and dirty,
+and with a pair of shoulders broad enough to carry sacks of
+coal.&nbsp; &ldquo;This,&rdquo; whispered my missionary friend,
+&ldquo;is about the very worst character we have.&nbsp; He is as
+strong as a tiger, and almost as ferocious.&nbsp; &ldquo;Old
+Bull&rdquo; they call him.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>I thought it likely we would pass without recognising so
+dangerous an animal, but my friend was not so minded.&nbsp; With
+a hearty slap on his shoulder, the fearless missionary accosted
+him.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Well, Old Bull!&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Ha! &rsquo;ow do, Mr. Catlin, sir?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;As well as I should like to see you, my friend.&nbsp;
+How are you getting along, Bull?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Oh, werry dicky, Mr. Catlin.&rdquo;&nbsp; And Bull hung
+his ears and pawed uncomfortably in a puddle, with one slipshod
+foot, as though in his heart resenting being &ldquo;pinned&rdquo;
+after this fashion.</p>
+<p><a name="page106"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+106</span>&ldquo;You find matters going worse and worse with you,
+ah!&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;They can&rsquo;t be no worser than they is,
+that&rsquo;s <i>one</i> blessin&rsquo;!&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Ah, now there&rsquo;s where you are mistaken,
+Bull.&nbsp; They can be worse a thousand times, and they
+<i>will</i>, unless you turn over a fresh leaf.&nbsp; Why not,
+Bull?&nbsp; See what a tattered, filthy old leaf the old one
+is!&rdquo;</p>
+<p>(Bull, with an uneasy glance towards the outlet of the alley,
+but still speaking with all respect,) &ldquo;Ah! it&rsquo;s all
+that, guv&rsquo;nor.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Well then, since you <i>must</i> begin on a fresh leaf,
+why not try the right leaf&mdash;the honest one, eh, Bull.&nbsp;
+Just to see how you like it.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;All right, Mister Catlin.&nbsp; I&rsquo;ll think about
+it.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I wish to the Lord you would, Bull.&nbsp; There&rsquo;s
+not much to laugh at, take my word for that.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;All right, guv&rsquo;nor, I ain&rsquo;t a larfin.&nbsp;
+I means to be a reg&rsquo;lar model some day&mdash;when I get
+time.&nbsp; Morning, Mister Catlin, sir.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>And away went &ldquo;Old Bull,&rdquo; with a queer sort of
+grin on his repulsive countenance, evidently no better or worse
+for the brief encounter with his honest adviser, but very
+thankful indeed to escape.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I&rsquo;ve been up into that man&rsquo;s room,&rdquo;
+said my tough little, cheerful missionary, &ldquo;and rescued his
+wife out of his great cruel hands, when three policemen stood on
+the stairs afraid to advance another step.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>He would do more than in his blunt, rough-and-ready way point
+out to them what a shameful waste of <a name="page107"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 107</span>their lives it was to be skulking in
+a filthy court all day without the courage to go out and seek
+their wretched living till the darkness of night.&nbsp; He would
+offer to find them a job; he made many friends, and was enabled
+to do so, earnestly exhorting them to try honest work just for a
+month, to find out what it was like, and the sweets of it.&nbsp;
+And many have tried it; some as a joke&mdash;as a whimsical feat
+worth engaging in for the privilege of afterwards being able to
+brag of it, and returned to their old practice in a day or two;
+others have tried it, and, to their credit be it spoken, stuck to
+it.&nbsp; In my own mind I feel quite convinced that if such men
+as Mr. C., of the Cow Cross Mission, who holds the keys not only
+of the houses in which thieves dwell, but, to a large extent,
+also, a key to the character and peculiarities of the thieves
+themselves, were empowered with proper facilities, the amount of
+good they are capable of performing would very much astonish
+us.</p>
+<h3><a name="page108"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+108</span>CHAPTER VII.<br />
+<span class="GutSmall">HOMES AND HAUNTS OF THE BRITISH
+THIEF.</span></h3>
+<p class="gutsumm"><i>The Three Classes of Thieving
+Society</i>.&mdash;<i>Popular Misapprehensions</i>.&mdash;<i>A
+True Picture of the London Thief</i>.&mdash;<i>A Fancy Sketch of
+the</i> &ldquo;<i>Under-Ground Cellar</i>.&rdquo;&mdash;<i>In
+Disguise at a Thieves&rsquo; Raffle</i>.&mdash;<i>The Puzzle
+of</i> &ldquo;<i>Black Maria</i>.&rdquo;&mdash;<i>Mr.
+Mullins&rsquo;s Speech and his Song</i>.</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Although</span>, as most people are aware,
+the great thief tribe reckons amongst its number an upper, and a
+middle, and a lower class, pretty much as corresponding grades of
+station are recognised amongst the honest community, it is
+doubtful, in the former case, if promotion from one stage to
+another may be gained by individual enterprise and talent and
+industry.&nbsp; The literature of the country is from time to
+time enriched by bragging autobiographies of villains confessed,
+as well as by the penitent revelations of rogues reclaimed, but,
+according to my observation, it does not appear that perseverance
+in the humbler walks of crime lead invariably to the highway of
+infamous prosperity.&nbsp; It seems to be an idea too
+preposterous even to introduce into the pages of Newgate romance,
+daring in their flights of fancy as are the authors affecting
+that delectable line.&nbsp; We have no sinister antithesis of the
+well-known honest boy who tramped from Bristol to the metropolis
+with twopence-halfpenny in his pocket, and <a
+name="page109"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 109</span>afterwards
+became Lord Mayor of London.&nbsp; No low-browed ragged little
+thief, who began his career by purloining a halfpenny turnip from
+a costermonger&rsquo;s barrow, is immortalized in the page of the
+Newgate Calendar, as finally arrived at the high distinction of
+wearing fashionable clothes, and ranking as the first of
+swell-mobsmen.&nbsp; It is a lamentable fact, and one that should
+have weight with aspirants for the convict&rsquo;s mask and
+badge, that the poor, shabby, hard-working thief so remains, till
+the end of his days.&nbsp; There is no more chance of his
+carrying his shameful figure and miserable hang-dog visage into
+tip-top society of his order, than there is of his attaining the
+summit of that treadwheel, with the ever-recurring steps of which
+he is so painfully familiar.</p>
+<p>And if there is a forlorn, abject, harassed wretch in the
+world it is the poor, threadbare, timid London thief.&nbsp; I
+believe the popular supposition to be that, to turn thief at
+least ensures for the desperate adventurer money to squander for
+the time being; that however severe may be the penalty paid for
+the luxury, while &ldquo;luck&rdquo; lasts the picker of pockets
+and purloiner of his neighbour&rsquo;s goods has ever at his
+command means wherewith to satisfy the cravings of his vices,
+however extravagant they may be&mdash;money to live on the fat of
+the land and get drunk and enjoy happy spells of ease and
+plenty.&nbsp; This, no doubt, is the tempting picture the devil
+holds up for the contemplation of heart-sick honesty, when
+patient integrity is growing faint with hunger and long
+privation; and truly it seems not an improbable picture.&nbsp; <a
+name="page110"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 110</span>What
+inducement is there for a man to persist in a career of
+dishonesty with its certain and frequent penalties of prison and
+hard labour, unless his perilous avocation ensures him spells,
+albeit brief ones, of intoxicating enjoyment?</p>
+<p>No wonder that the ignorant, sorely-tempted, out-o&rsquo;-work
+labourer should take this view of the case, when men, who by
+station and education&mdash;men who profess to have gone out of
+their highly respectable paths in life to make such inquiries as
+should qualify them to discuss the matter in solemn Parliamentary
+conclave, declare that it is so.&nbsp; A curious exhibition of
+the lamentable credulity of our law makers occurred no longer ago
+than at the second reading of the Habitual Criminals Bill in the
+House of Lords.&nbsp; Naturally the subject was one concerning
+which their Lordships could know nothing, except by hearsay, and
+Earl Shaftesbury volunteered to put them in possession of such
+useful information as might guide them towards a decision as
+regarded the projected Bill.</p>
+<p>It is only fair to state, however, that his Lordship was not
+personally responsible for his startling statements.&nbsp; He had
+them from a &ldquo;practitioner,&rdquo; from a thief, that is to
+say.&nbsp; His Lordship did not reveal whether it was a thief at
+large who was his informant: but that is scarcely likely.&nbsp;
+Doubtless it was from some weeping villain, with an eye to a
+remission of his sentence, who so frankly confided to the
+soft-hearted Earl the various secrets of that terrible trade it
+was his intention never, <i>never</i> to work at again!&nbsp; At
+any rate, whoever the &ldquo;practitioner&rdquo; was, he
+succeeded in his design completely, as the horror-stricken visage
+of his lordship, <a name="page111"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+111</span>as he delivered himself of the astounding revelations,
+fully attested.</p>
+<p>They were to this effect, and the reader will please bear in
+mind that they were not tendered to be received at their worth,
+but as facts which might he relied on.&nbsp; Within the City of
+London, Lord Shaftesbury declared, &ldquo;crucibles and
+melting-pots are kept going all day and all night.&nbsp; I
+believe that in a very large number of cases the whole of the
+plate is reduced within two or three hours of the robbery to
+ingots of silver.&nbsp; As for spoons, forks, and jewellery, they
+are not taken so readily to the melting-pot; but to well-known
+places where there is a pipe, similar to that which your
+lordships may have seen&mdash;I hope none may have seen it of
+necessity&mdash;in the shop of the pawnbroker.&nbsp; The thief
+taps, the pipe is lifted up, and in the course of a minute a hand
+comes out covered with a glove, takes up the jewellery, and gives
+out the money for it.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>If that conscienceless &ldquo;practitioner,&rdquo; who so
+scandalously gulled the good Earl, happened to be in enjoyment of
+liberty when the above quoted newspaper report was printed, how
+he must have grinned as he perused it?&nbsp; But what an
+unpleasant reversal of the joke it would be if the mendacious
+statements of the bare-faced villain lead to the passing of a
+bill imposing cruelly severe rules for the government of
+criminals, and the worthy in question should one fine day find
+himself groaning under the same!&nbsp; The most astounding part
+of the business however, is, that his lordship should have given
+credit to such a tissue of fudge.&nbsp; To his honour be it
+stated, he <a name="page112"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+112</span>should know better.&nbsp; As an indefatigable labourer
+amongst the poor and afflicted, his name will be remembered and
+blest long after he has passed from among us.&nbsp; It is
+doubtful if any other man whose title gives him admission to the
+House of Lords, could have given nearly as much practical
+information on this painful subject, and there can be no
+question&mdash;and this is the most unfortunate part of the
+business&mdash;that all that his lordship stated was regarded as
+real.&nbsp; Every lord present to listen to and discuss the
+various clauses of Lord Kimberley&rsquo;s Bill, probably took to
+his vivid imagination the appalling picture of the underground
+cellars (to be reached only by known members of the burglarious
+brotherhood who could give the sign to the guardian of the
+cellar-door), where certain demon-men of the Fagin type presided
+constantly over crucibles and melting-pots, wherein bubbled and
+hissed the precious brew of gold and silver ornaments dissolved,
+the supply being constantly renewed by the bold
+&ldquo;cracksmen&rdquo; who numerously attended to bring the
+goods to market.&nbsp; Easier still even was it to conjure before
+the mind&rsquo;s eye the peculiar operations of the
+&ldquo;pipe&rdquo; that Lord Shaftesbury so graphically
+described.&nbsp; The deserted-looking house in the gloomy back
+street, with the street door always ajar so that customers might
+slip in and out at it in an instant&mdash;before even the
+policeman on beat could wink his sleepy eyes in amazement at the
+unexpected apparition; with the sliding panel in the
+dimly-lighted back kitchen, and the &ldquo;spout&rdquo; just like
+a pawnbroker&rsquo;s, and the &ldquo;gloved hand,&rdquo; the
+fingers of it twitching with eager greed for the gold watch,
+still warm <a name="page113"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+113</span>from the pocket of its rightful owner!&nbsp; How was it
+possible to deal with a subject bristling so with horrors with
+calmness and dignity?&nbsp; Their lordships had been given to
+understand by the mover of the bill that there were fifteen
+thousand thieves constantly busy in the Metropolis alone, and
+Lord Shaftesbury had informed them that the mysterious
+&ldquo;spout&rdquo; and the melting-pot were the chief channels
+for converting stolen goods into ready money.&nbsp; At this rate,
+London must be almost undermined by these gold-melting
+cellars&mdash;the midnight traveller through the great city might
+plainly hear and wonder at the strange tap-tapping that met his
+ears&mdash;the tapping at the &ldquo;spout&rdquo; that notified
+to the owner of the gloved hand that a new customer was in
+attendance?&nbsp; It would have been not very surprising if the
+Chief Commissioner of Police had been instantly communicated
+with, and given instructions at once to arrest every man and
+woman of the fifteen thousand, and hold them in safe keeping
+until their lordships had resolved on the most efficacious, and
+at the same time least painful way of exterminating them.</p>
+<p>Seriously, it is impossible almost to exaggerate the amount of
+mischief likely to result from such false and inflammatory
+pictures of an evil that in its naked self is repulsive enough in
+all conscience.&nbsp; On the one hand, it excites amongst the
+people panic and unnecessary alarm, and furnishes the undeniable
+excuse of &ldquo;self-defence&rdquo; for any excess of severity
+we may be led into; and on the other hand, it tends to magnify
+the thief&rsquo;s importance in the eyes of the thief, and to
+invest his melancholy and everlastingly miserable avocations with
+precisely the same <a name="page114"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+114</span>kind of gallows-glory as is preached by the authors of
+&ldquo;Tyburn Dick&rdquo; or the &ldquo;Boy
+Highwayman.&rdquo;&nbsp; Curiously enough at the conclusion of
+his long and interesting speech, Lord Shaftesbury went a little
+out of his way to make mention of the literature of the kind just
+quoted, to remark on its intimate bearing on the crime of the
+country, and to intimate that shortly the whole question would be
+brought under their lordships&rsquo; consideration.&nbsp; It is
+doubtful, however, and I say so with extreme regret, knowing as I
+well do how shocking even the suspicion of such a thing must be
+to Lord Shaftesbury, if in any dozen &ldquo;penny numbers&rdquo;
+of the pernicious trash in question, the young aspirant for
+prison fame would find as much stimulative matter as was provided
+in his lordship&rsquo;s speech, or rather speeches, on the
+Habitual Criminal question.</p>
+<p>No, the affairs of those who affect the criminal walks of life
+are bad enough in all conscience, but they are much less romantic
+than his lordship has been led to believe.&nbsp; Shorn of the
+melo-dramatic &ldquo;bandit&rdquo; costume with which they have
+been temporarily invested they lose nothing in appalling
+effect.</p>
+<p>Truly, it is hard to understand, but it is an undoubted fact,
+that the criminal who in police nomenclature is a &ldquo;low
+thief&rdquo; (to distinguish him, it may be presumed, from
+&ldquo;the respectable thief&rdquo;) is without exception of all
+men the most comfortless and miserable; and should the reader be
+so inquisitive as to desire to be informed of the grounds on
+which I arrive at this conclusion, I beg to assure him that I do
+not rely on hearsay, neither do I <a name="page115"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 115</span>depend on what thieves incarcerated
+for their offences have told me, holding it to be hardly likely
+that a prisoner in prison would vaunt his liking for crime and
+his eagerness to get back to it.&nbsp; I have mixed with thieves
+at liberty, an unsuspected spy in their camp, more than
+once.&nbsp; I will quote an example.</p>
+<p>This was many years since, and as at the time I published a
+detailed account of the visit, I may be excused from more than
+briefly alluding to it here.&nbsp; It was at a thieves&rsquo;
+raffle, held at a public-house in one of the lowest and worst
+parts of Westminster.&nbsp; I was young in the field of
+exploration then, and from all that I had heard and read made up
+my mind for something very terrible and desperate.&nbsp; I
+pictured to myself a band of rollicking desperadoes, swaggering
+and insolent, with plenty of money to pay for bottles of brandy
+and egg-flip unlimited, and plenty of bragging discourse of the
+doughty deeds of the past, and of their cold-blooded and
+desperate intentions for the future.&nbsp; Likewise, my
+expectations of hope and fear included a rich treat in the shape
+of vocalization.&nbsp; It was one thing to hear play-actors on
+the stage, in their tame and feeble delineations of the ancient
+game of &ldquo;high Toby,&rdquo; and of the redoubtable doings of
+the Knights of the Road, spout such soul-thrilling effusions as
+&ldquo;Nix my Dolly Pals,&rdquo; and &ldquo;Claude Duval,&rdquo;
+but what must it be to listen to the same bold staves out of the
+mouths of real &ldquo;roaring boys,&rdquo; some of them,
+possibly, the descendants of the very heroes who rode &ldquo;up
+Holborn Hill in a cart,&rdquo; and who could not well hear the
+good words the attendant chaplain was uttering because <a
+name="page116"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 116</span>of the
+noisy exchange of boisterous &ldquo;chaff&rdquo; taking place
+between the short-pipe smoking driver, whose cart-seat was the
+doomed man&rsquo;s coffin, and the gleeful mob that had made
+holiday to see the fun!</p>
+<p>But in all this I was dismally disappointed.&nbsp; I had
+procured a ticket for the raffle from a friendly police-inspector
+(goodness only knows how he came possessed of them, but he had
+quite a collection of similar tickets in his pocket-book), and,
+disguised for the occasion, I entered the dirty little dram shop,
+and exhibited my credential to the landlord at the bar.&nbsp; So
+far the business was promising.&nbsp; The said landlord was as
+ill-looking a villain as could be desired.&nbsp; He had a broken
+nose and a wooden leg, both of which deformities were doubtless
+symptomatic of the furious brawls in which he occasionally
+engaged with his ugly customers.&nbsp; As I entered he was
+engaged in low-whispered discourse with three ruffians who might
+have been brothers of his in a similar way of business, but
+bankrupt, and gone to the dogs.&nbsp; As I advanced to the bar
+the four cropped heads laid together in iniquity, separated
+suddenly, and the landlord affected a look of innocence, and
+hummed a harmless tune in a way that was quite melodramatic.</p>
+<p>I intimated my business, and he replied shortly, &ldquo;Go on
+through,&rdquo; at the same time indicating the back door by a
+jerk of his thumb over his shoulder.&nbsp; Now for it!&nbsp; On
+the other side of the back door I discovered a stone yard, at the
+extremity of which was dimly visible in the darkness a long, low,
+dilapidated building, with a light shining through the
+chinks.&nbsp; This, then, was the robber&rsquo;s <a
+name="page117"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+117</span>den!&mdash;a place to which desperate men and women who
+made robbery and outrage the nightly business of their lives,
+resorted to squander in riot and debauchery their ill-gotten
+gains!&nbsp; It would not have surprised me had I found the
+doorkeeper armed with a pair of &ldquo;trusty barkers,&rdquo; and
+every male guest of the company with a life-preserver sticking
+out at the breast pocket of his coat.</p>
+<p>The door was opened in response to my tap at it.&nbsp; I gave
+the potman there stationed my ticket, and I entered.&nbsp; I must
+confess that my first sensation as I cast my eye carelessly
+around, was one of disgust that I should have been induced to
+screw up my courage with so much pains for so small an
+occasion.&nbsp; The building I found myself in was a
+skittle-ground, furnished with forms and tables; and there were
+present about thirty persons.&nbsp; As well as I can remember, of
+this number a third were women, young generally, one or two being
+mere girls of sixteen, or so.&nbsp; But Jenny Diver was not
+there, nor Poll Maggot, nor Edgeworth Bess.&nbsp; No lady with
+ringlets curling over her alabaster shoulders found a seat on the
+knee of the gallant spark of her choice.&nbsp; No Captain
+Macheath was to be seen elegantly taking snuff out of a stolen
+diamond snuff-box, or flinging into the pink satin lap of his
+lady love a handful of guineas to pay for more brandy.&nbsp; Poor
+wretches! the female shoulders there assembled spoke rather of
+bone than alabaster, while the washed-out and mended cotton
+frocks served in place of pink satin, and hair of most humble
+fashion surmounted faces by no means expressive either of genuine
+jollity, or <a name="page118"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+118</span>even of a desperate determination towards
+devil-may-careness, and the drowning of care in the bowl.&nbsp;
+There were no bowls, even, as in the good old time, only vulgar
+pewter porter pots, out of which the company thankfully swigged
+its fourpenny.&nbsp; There was no appearance of hilarity, or
+joviality even; no more of brag and flourish, or of affectation
+of ease and freedom, than though every man and woman present were
+here locked up &ldquo;on remand,&rdquo; and any moment might be
+called out to face that damning piece of kept-back evidence they
+all along dreaded was in store for them.&nbsp; To be sure it was
+as yet early in the evening, and though the company may have
+assembled mainly for the purpose of drowning &ldquo;dull
+care,&rdquo; that malicious imp being but recently immersed, may
+have been superior at present to their machinations, and able to
+keep his ugly head above the liquid poured out for his
+destruction.&nbsp; Or may be, again, being a very powerful
+&ldquo;dull care,&rdquo; of sturdy and mature growth, he might be
+able to hold out through many hours against the weak and watery
+elements brought to oppose him.</p>
+<p>Anyhow, so far as I was able to observe, there was no
+foreshadowing of the blue and brooding imp&rsquo;s defeat.&nbsp;
+His baneful wings seemed spread from one end of the skittle-alley
+to the other, and to embrace even the chairman, who being a Jew,
+and merely a receiver of stolen goods, might reasonably have been
+supposed to be less susceptible than the rest.&nbsp; There would
+seem to prevail, amongst a large and innocent section of the
+community, a belief that the thief is a creature distinguished no
+less by appearance than by character from the honest host <a
+name="page119"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 119</span>he thrives
+by.&nbsp; I have heard it remarked more than once, by persons
+whose curiosity has led them to a criminal court when a trial of
+more than ordinary interest is proceeding, that really this
+prisoner or that did not <i>look</i> like a thief, or a forger,
+or stabber, as the case might be.&nbsp; &ldquo;Lord bless
+us,&rdquo; I once heard an elderly lady exclaim, in the case of
+an oft-convicted scoundrel of the &ldquo;swell mob&rdquo; tribe,
+over whose affecting trial she had shed many tears, &ldquo;Lord
+bless us!&rdquo; said she, as the jury found him guilty, and
+sentenced him to two years&rsquo; hard labour, &ldquo;so thin,
+and genteel, and with spectacles on, too!&nbsp; I declare I
+should have passed that young man twenty times without dreaming
+of calling out for the police.&rdquo;&nbsp; On the other hand,
+there are very many persons less ingenuous than the old lady, who
+invariably regard a man through the atmosphere of crime, real or
+supposed, that envelopes him, and by means of its distorting
+influence make out such a villain as satisfies their
+sagacity.&nbsp; Had one of this last order been favoured with a
+private view of the company assembled to assist at Mr.
+Mullins&rsquo;s raffle, and have been previously informed that
+they were one and all thieves, in all probability they would have
+<i>appeared</i> thieves; but I am convinced that had they been
+shown to an unprepared and unprejudiced observer, his opinion
+would have been that the company gathered in the skittle-alley of
+the &ldquo;Curly Badger&rdquo; were no worse than a poor set of
+out-o&rsquo;-work tailors, or French polishers, or weavers, or of
+some other craft, the members of which affect the gentility that
+black clothes and a tall hat is supposed to confer on the <a
+name="page120"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 120</span>wearer; nor
+would an hour in their society, such as I spent, have sufficed to
+dissipate the innocent impression.&nbsp; Their expenditure was of
+the most modest sort, not one man in six venturing beyond the pot
+of beer.&nbsp; Their conversation, though not the most elegant,
+was least of all concerning the wretched trade they followed;
+indeed, the subject was never mentioned at all, except in
+melancholy allusion to Peter or Jerry, who had been recently
+&ldquo;copped&rdquo; (taken), and was expected to pass &ldquo;a
+tail piece in the steel&rdquo; (three months in prison).&nbsp;
+There was one observation solemnly addressed by one elderly man
+to another elderly man, the purport of which at the time puzzled
+me not a little.&nbsp; &ldquo;Unlucky!&nbsp; Well you may say
+it.&nbsp; Black Maria is the only one that&rsquo;s doin&rsquo; a
+trade now.&nbsp; Every journey full as a tuppenny
+omblibus!&rdquo;&nbsp; I listened intently as prudence would
+permit for further reference to the mysterious female who was
+doing &ldquo;all the trade,&rdquo; and &ldquo;every
+journey&rdquo; was &ldquo;as full as a twopenny omnibus,&rdquo;
+but nothing in the conversation transpired tending to throw a
+light on the dark lady; so I mentally made a note of it for
+reference to my friend the inspector.&nbsp; He laughed.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;Well, she has been doing a brisk stroke of business of
+late, I must say,&rdquo; said he.&nbsp; &ldquo;Black Maria, sir,
+is our van of that colour that carries &rsquo;em off to serve
+their time.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>But, as before observed, there was nothing in the demeanour of
+either the men or women present at Mullins&rsquo;s raffle to
+denote either that they revelled in the nefarious trade they
+followed, or that they derived even ordinary comfort and
+satisfaction from it.&nbsp; To be sure, it <a
+name="page121"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 121</span>may have
+happened that the specimens of the thief class assembled before
+me were not of the briskest, but taking them as they were, and
+bearing in mind the spiritless, hang-dog, mean, and shabby set
+they were, the notion of bringing to bear on them such tremendous
+engines of repression as that suggested by the humane
+Commissioner of the City Police appears nothing short of
+ridiculous.</p>
+<p>At the same time, I would have it plainly understood that my
+pity for the thief of this class by no means induces me to advise
+that no more effective means than those which at present exist
+should be adopted for his abolition.&nbsp; A people&rsquo;s
+respect for the laws of the country is its chief pillar of
+strength, and those who have no respect for the laws, act as so
+many rats undermining the said pillar, and although the rats
+assembled at Mullins&rsquo;s raffle were not of a very formidable
+breed, their hatred of the law, and their malicious defiance of
+it, was unmistakeable.&nbsp; For instance, the article to be
+raffled was a silk pocket handkerchief, and there it was duly
+displayed hanging across a beam at the end of the
+skittle-ground.&nbsp; The occasion of the raffle was, that Mr.
+Mullins had just been released after four months&rsquo;
+imprisonment, and that during his compulsory absence from home
+matters had gone very bad, and none the less so because poor Mrs.
+Mullins was suffering from consumption.&nbsp; In alluding to
+these sad details of his misfortune, Mr. Mullins, in returning
+thanks for the charity bestowed on him, looked the picture of
+melancholy.&nbsp; &ldquo;Whether she means ever to get on her
+legs again is more than I can say,&rdquo; said he, wagging his <a
+name="page122"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+122</span>short-cropped head dolefully, &ldquo;there ain&rsquo;t
+much chance, I reckon, when you&rsquo;re discharged from Brompton
+incurable.&nbsp; Yes, my friends, it&rsquo;s all agin me lately,
+and my luck&rsquo;s regler out.&nbsp; But there&rsquo;s one thing
+I must mention&rdquo; (and here he lifted his head with cheerful
+satisfaction beaming in his eyes), &ldquo;and I&rsquo;m sure you
+as doesn&rsquo;t know it will be very glad to hear it&mdash;the
+handkerchief wot&rsquo;s put up to raffle here is the wery
+identical one that I was put away for.&rdquo;&nbsp; And judging
+from the hearty applause that followed this announcement, there
+can be no doubt that Mr. Mullins&rsquo;s audience were very glad
+indeed to hear it.</p>
+<p>But even after this stimulant, the spirits of the company did
+not rally anything to speak of.&nbsp; Song singing was started,
+but nobody sung &ldquo;Nix my Dolly Pals,&rdquo; or &ldquo;Claude
+Duval.&rdquo;&nbsp; Nobody raised a roaring chant in honour of
+&ldquo;ruby wine,&rdquo; or the flowing bowl, or even of the more
+humble, though no less genial, foaming can.&nbsp; There was a
+comic song or two, but the ditties in favour were those that had
+a deeply sentimental or even a funereal smack about them.&nbsp;
+The gentleman who had enlightened me as to Black Maria sang the
+Sexton, the chorus to which lively stave, &ldquo;I&rsquo;ll
+provide you such a lodging as you never had before,&rdquo; was
+taken up with much heartiness by all present.&nbsp; Mullins
+himself, who possessed a fair alto voice, slightly damaged
+perhaps by a four months&rsquo; sojourn in the bleak atmosphere
+of Cold Bath Fields, sang &ldquo;My Pretty Jane,&rdquo; and a
+very odd sight it was to observe that dogged, jail-stamped
+countenance of his set, as accurately as Mullins could set it, to
+<a name="page123"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 123</span>an
+expression matching the bewitching simplicity of the words of the
+song.&nbsp; I was glad to observe that his endeavours were
+appreciated and an encore demanded.</p>
+<p>Decidedly the songs, taken as a whole, that the thieves sang
+that evening in the Skittle Saloon of the &ldquo;Curly
+Badger&rdquo; were much less objectionable than those that may be
+heard any evening at any of our London music halls, and
+everything was quiet and orderly.&nbsp; Of course I cannot say to
+what extent this may have been due to certain rules and
+regulations enforced by the determined looking gentleman who
+served behind the bar.&nbsp; There was one thing, however, that
+he could not enforce, and that was the kindliness that had
+induced them to meet together that evening.&nbsp; I had before
+heard, as everybody has, of &ldquo;honour amongst thieves,&rdquo;
+but I must confess that I had never suspected that compassion and
+charity were amongst the links that bound them together; and when
+I heard the statement from the chair of the amount subscribed
+(the &ldquo;raffle&rdquo; was a matter of form, and the silk
+handkerchief a mere delicate concealment of the free gift of
+shillings), when I heard the amount and looked round and reckoned
+how much a head that might amount to, and further, when I made
+observation of the pinched and poverty-stricken aspect of the
+owners of the said heads, I am ashamed almost to confess that if
+within the next few days I had caught an investigating hand in my
+coat-tail pockets, I should scarcely have had the heart to
+resist.</p>
+<h3><a name="page124"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+124</span>CHAPTER VIII.<br />
+<span class="GutSmall">JUVENILE THIEVES.</span></h3>
+<p class="gutsumm"><i>The Beginning of the Downhill
+Journey</i>.&mdash;<i>Candidates for Newgate
+Honours</i>.&mdash;<i>Black Spots of London</i>.&mdash;<i>Life
+from the Young Robber&rsquo;s Point of View</i>.&mdash;<i>The
+Seedling Recruits the most difficult to reform</i>.&mdash;<i>A
+doleful Summing-up</i>.&mdash;<i>A Phase of the Criminal Question
+left unnoticed</i>.&mdash;<i>Budding
+Burglars</i>.&mdash;<i>Streams which keep at full flood the Black
+Sea of Crime</i>.&mdash;<i>The Promoters of</i> &ldquo;<i>Gallows
+Literature</i>.&rdquo;&mdash;<i>Another Shot at a Fortress of the
+
+Devil</i>.&mdash;&ldquo;<i>Poison-Literature</i>.&rdquo;&mdash;&ldquo;<i>Starlight
+Sall</i>.&rdquo;&mdash;&ldquo;<i>Panther Bill</i>.&rdquo;</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">It</span> is quite true that, counting
+prostitutes and receivers of stolen goods, there are twenty
+thousand individuals eating the daily bread of dishonesty within
+the city of London alone; there are many more than these.&nbsp;
+And the worst part of the business is, that those that are
+omitted from the batch form the most painful and repulsive
+feature of the complete picture.&nbsp; Shocking enough is it to
+contemplate the white-haired, tottering criminal holding on to
+the front of the dock because he dare not trust entirely his
+quaking legs, and with no more to urge in his defence than Fagin
+had when it came to the last&mdash;&ldquo;an old man, my lord, a
+very old man;&rdquo; and we give him our pity ungrudgingly
+because we are no longer troubled with fears for his hostility as
+regards the present or the future.&nbsp; It is all over with him
+or very nearly.&nbsp; The grave yawns for <a
+name="page125"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 125</span>him and we
+cannot help feeling that after all he has hurt himself much more
+than he has hurt us, and when we reflect on the awful account he
+will presently be called on to answer, our animosity shrinks
+aside, and we would recommend him to mercy if it were
+possible.&nbsp; No, it is not those who have run the length of
+their tether of crime that we have to fear, but those who by
+reason of their tender age are as yet but feeble toddlers on the
+road that leads to the hulks.&nbsp; It would be instructive as
+well as of great service if reliable information could be
+obtained as to the beginning of the down-hill journey by our
+juvenile criminals.&nbsp; Without doubt it would be found that in
+a lamentably large number of cases the beginning did not rest in
+the present possessors at all, but that they were bred and
+nurtured in it, inheriting it from their parents as certain forms
+of physical disease are inherited.</p>
+<p>In very few instances are they <i>trained</i> to thieving by a
+father who possibly has gone through all the various phases of
+criminal punishment, from the simple local oakum shed and
+treadmill to the far-away stone quarry and mineral mine, and so
+knows all about it.&nbsp; The said human wolf and enemy of all
+law and social harmony, his progenitor, does not take his
+firstborn on his knee as soon as he exhibits symptoms of knowing
+right from wrong, and do his best to instil into his young mind
+what as a candidate for Newgate honours the first principles of
+his life should be.</p>
+<p>This would be bad enough, but what really happens is
+worse.&nbsp; To train one&rsquo;s own child to paths of rectitude
+<a name="page126"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 126</span>it is
+necessary to make him aware of the existence of paths of iniquity
+and wrong, that when inadvertently he approaches the latter, he
+may recognise and shun them.&nbsp; So on the other hand, if by
+the devil&rsquo;s agency a child is to be made bold and confident
+in the wrong road, the right must be exhibited to him in a light
+so ridiculous as to make it altogether distasteful to him.&nbsp;
+Still a comparison is instituted, and matters may so come about
+that one day he may be brought to re-consider the judiciousness
+of his choice and perhaps to reverse his previous decision.&nbsp;
+But if he has received no teaching at all; if in the benighted
+den in which he is born, and in which his childish intellect
+dawns, no ray of right and truth ever penetrates, and he grows
+into the use of his limbs and as much brains as his brutish
+breeding affords him, and with no other occupation before him
+than to follow in the footsteps of his father the thief&mdash;how
+much more hopeless is his case?</p>
+<p>Does the reader ask, are there such cases?&nbsp; I can answer
+him in sorrowful confidence, that in London alone they may be
+reckoned in thousands.&nbsp; In parts of Spitalfields, in Flower
+and Dean Street, and in Kent Street, and many other streets that
+might be enumerated, they are the terror of small shopkeepers,
+and in Cow Cross, with its horrible chinks in the wall that do
+duty for the entrance of courts and alleys&mdash;Bit Alley,
+Frying Pan Alley, Turk&rsquo;s Head-court, and Broad Yard, they
+swarm like mites in rotten cheese.&nbsp; As a rule, the police
+seldom make the acquaintance of this thievish small fry (if they
+did, the estimated number of London robbers would be <a
+name="page127"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+127</span>considerably augmented); but occasionally, just as a
+sprat will make its appearance along with a haul of mackerel, one
+reads in the police reports of &ldquo;Timothy Mullins, a very
+small boy, whose head scarcely reached the bar of the
+dock;&rdquo; or of &ldquo;John Smith, a child of such tender age
+that the worthy magistrate appeared greatly shocked,&rdquo;
+charged with some one of the hundred acts of petty pilfering by
+means of which the poor little wretches contrive to stave off the
+pangs of hunger.&nbsp; Where is the use of reasoning with Master
+Mullins on his evil propensities?&nbsp; The one propensity of his
+existence is that of the dog&mdash;to provide against certain
+gnawing pains in his belly.&nbsp; If he has another propensity,
+it is to run away out of dread for consequences, which is
+dog-like too.&nbsp; All the argument you can array against this
+little human waif with one idea, will fail to convince him of his
+guilt; he has his private and deeply-rooted opinion on the
+matter, you may depend, and if he screws his fists into his eyes,
+and does his earnest best to make them water&mdash;if when in the
+magisterial presence he contorts his countenance in affected
+agony, it is merely because he perceives from his worship&rsquo;s
+tone that he wishes to agonize him, and is shrewd enough to know
+that to &ldquo;give in best,&rdquo; as he would express it, is
+the way to get let off easy.</p>
+<p>But supposing that he were not overawed by the magisterial
+presence, and felt free to speak what is foremost in his mind
+unreservedly as he would speak it to one of his own set.&nbsp;
+Then he would say, &ldquo;It is all very fine for you to sit
+there, you that have not only had a jolly <a
+name="page128"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 128</span>good
+breakfast, but can afford to sport a silver toothpick to pick
+your teeth with afterwards, it is all very fine for you to preach
+to me that I never shall do any good, but one of these days come
+to something that&rsquo;s precious bad, if I don&rsquo;t cut the
+ways of thieving, and take to honest ways.&nbsp; There&rsquo;s so
+many different kinds of honest ways.&nbsp; <i>Yours</i> is a good
+&rsquo;un.&nbsp; I ain&rsquo;t such a fool as not to know that
+it&rsquo;s better to walk in honest ways like them
+<i>you&rsquo;ve</i> got into, and to wear gold chains and velvet
+waistcoats, than to prowl about in ragged corduroys, and dodge
+the pleeseman, and be a prig: but how am I to get into them sorts
+of honest ways?&nbsp; Will you give me a hist up to
+&rsquo;em?&nbsp; Will you give me a leg-up&mdash;I&rsquo;m such a
+little cove, you see&mdash;on to the bottom round of the ladder
+that leads up to &rsquo;em?&nbsp; If it ain&rsquo;t in your line
+to do so, p&rsquo;raps you could recommend me to a lady or
+gentleman that would?&nbsp; No!&nbsp; Then, however am <i>I</i>
+to get into honest ways?&nbsp; Shall I make a start for &rsquo;em
+soon as I leaves this ere p&rsquo;lice office, from which you are
+so werry kind as to discharge me?&nbsp; Shall I let the chances
+of stealing a turnip off a stall, or a loaf out of a
+baker&rsquo;s barrow, go past me, while I keep straight on,
+looking out for a honest way?&mdash;straight on, and straight on,
+till I gets the hungry staggers (<i>you</i> never had the hungry
+staggers, Mr. Magistrate), and tumble down on the road?&nbsp; I
+am not such a fool, thank&rsquo;e.&nbsp; I don&rsquo;t see the
+pull of it.&nbsp; I can do better in dishonest ways.&nbsp;
+I&rsquo;m much obliged to <span
+class="GutSmall">YOU</span>.&nbsp; I&rsquo;m sure of a crust,
+though a hard &rsquo;un, while I stick to the latter, and if I
+break down, you&rsquo;ll take care of me for a spell, and fatten
+me up a bit; but s&rsquo;pose I <a name="page129"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 129</span>go on the hunt after them honest
+ways you was just now preaching about, and I miss &rsquo;em, what
+am I then?&nbsp; A casual pauper, half starved on a pint of
+skilly, or &lsquo;a shocking case of destitution,&rsquo; and the
+leading character in a coroner&rsquo;s inquest!&rdquo;&nbsp; All
+this Master Timothy Mullins might urge, and beyond favouring him
+with an extra month for contempt of court, what could the
+magistrate do or say?</p>
+<p>Swelling the ranks of juvenile thieves we find in large
+numbers the thief-born.&nbsp; Writing on this subject, a reverend
+gentleman of wisdom and experience says, &ldquo;Some are thieves
+from infancy.&nbsp; Their parents are thieves in most cases; in
+others, the children are orphans, or have been forsaken by their
+parents, and in such cases the children generally fall into the
+hands of the professional thief-trainer.&nbsp; In every low
+criminal neighbourhood there are numbers of children who never
+knew their parents, and who are fed and clothed by the old
+thieves, and made to earn their wages by dishonest
+practices.&nbsp; When the parent thieves are imprisoned or
+transported, their children are left to shift for themselves, and
+so fall into the hands of the thief-trainer.&nbsp; Here, then, is
+one great source of crime.&nbsp; These children are nurtured in
+it.&nbsp; They come under no good moral influence; and until the
+ragged-schools were started, they had no idea of honesty, not to
+mention morality and religion.&nbsp; Sharpened by hunger,
+intimidated by severe treatment, and rendered adroit by vigilant
+training, this class of thieves is perhaps the most numerous, the
+most daring, the cleverest, and the most difficult to
+reform.&nbsp; <a name="page130"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+130</span>In a moral point of view, these savages are much worse
+off than the savages of the wilderness, inasmuch as all the
+advantages of civilization are made to serve their criminal
+habits.&nbsp; The poor, helpless little children literally grow
+up into a criminal career, and have no means of knowing that they
+are wrong; they cannot help themselves, and have strong claims on
+the compassion of every lover of his species.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Truly enough these seedling recruits of the criminal
+population are the most difficult to reform.&nbsp; They are
+impregnable alike to persuasion and threatening.&nbsp; They have
+an ingrain conviction that it is <i>you</i> who are wrong, not
+them.&nbsp; That you are wrong in the first place in
+appropriating all the good things the world affords, leaving none
+for them but what they steal; and in the next place, they regard
+all your endeavours to persuade them to abandon the wretched life
+of a thief for the equally poor though more creditable existence
+of the honest lad, as humbug and selfishness.&nbsp; &ldquo;No
+good feeling is ever allowed to predominate; all their passions
+are distorted, all their faculties are perverted.&nbsp; They
+believe the clergy are all hypocrites, the judges and magistrates
+tyrants, and honest people their bitterest enemies.&nbsp;
+Believing these things sincerely, and believing nothing else,
+their hand is against every man, and the more they are imprisoned
+the more is their dishonesty strengthened.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>This is, indeed, a doleful summing up of our present position
+and future prospects as regards so large a percentage of those we
+build prisons for.&nbsp; It is somewhat difficult to avoid a
+feeling of exasperation when, as an <a name="page131"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 131</span>honest man, and one who finds it at
+times a sore pinch to pay rates and taxes, one contemplates the
+ugly, hopeless picture.&nbsp; Still, we should never forget that
+these are creatures who are criminal not by their own
+seeking.&nbsp; They are as they were born and bred and nurtured,
+and the only way of relieving society of the pest they are
+against it, is to take all the care we may to guard against the
+ravages of those we have amongst us, and adopt measures for the
+prevention of their breeding a new generation.</p>
+<p>How this may be accomplished is for legislators to
+decide.&nbsp; Hitherto it has appeared as a phase of the criminal
+question that has attracted very little attention on the part of
+our law makers.&nbsp; They appear, however, to be waking up to
+its importance at last.&nbsp; Recently, in the House of Lords,
+Lord Romilly suggested that the experiment might be tried of
+taking away from the home of iniquity they were reared in the
+children of twice or thrice convicted thieves above the age of
+ten years; taking them away for good and all and placing them
+under State protection; educating them, and giving them a
+trade.&nbsp; If I rightly recollect, his lordship&rsquo;s
+suggestion did not meet with a particularly hearty
+reception.&nbsp; Some of his hearers were of opinion that it was
+setting a premium on crime, by affording the habitual thief just
+that amount of domestic relief he in his selfishness would be
+most desirous of.&nbsp; But Lord Romilly combated this objection
+with the reasonable rejoinder, that by mere occupation the nature
+of the thief was not abased below that of the brute, and that it
+was fair to assume that so far from encouraging <a
+name="page132"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 132</span>him to
+qualify himself for State patronage, his dread of having his
+children taken from him might even check him in his iniquitous
+career.</p>
+<p>One thing, at least, is certain; it would come much
+<i>cheaper</i> to the country if these budding burglars and
+pickpockets were caught up, and caged away from the community at
+large, before their natures became too thoroughly pickled in the
+brine of rascality.&nbsp; Boy thieves are the most mischievous
+and wasteful.&nbsp; They will mount a house roof, and for the
+sake of appropriating the half-a-crown&rsquo;s worth of lead that
+forms its gutter, cause such damage as only a builder&rsquo;s
+bill of twenty pounds or so will set right.&nbsp; The other day a
+boy stole a family Bible valued at fifty shillings, and after
+wrenching off the gilt clasps, threw the book into a sewer; the
+clasps he sold to a marine store dealer for <i>twopence
+halfpenny</i>!&nbsp; It may be fairly assumed that in the case of
+boy thieves, who are so completely in the hands of others, that
+before they can &ldquo;make&rdquo; ten shillings in cash, they
+must as a rule steal to the value of at least four pounds, and
+sometimes double that sum.&nbsp; But let us put the loss by
+exchange at its lowest, and say that he gets a fourth of the
+value of what he steals, before he can earn eighteenpence a day,
+he must rob to the amount of two guineas a week&mdash;a hundred
+and nine pounds a year!&nbsp; Whatever less sum it costs the
+State to educate and clothe and teach him, the nation would be in
+pocket.</p>
+<p>It would be idle to attempt to trace back to its origin the
+incentive to crime in the class of small criminals here treated
+of.&nbsp; Innocent of the meaning of the <a
+name="page133"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 133</span>term
+&ldquo;strict integrity,&rdquo; they are altogether unconscious
+of offending against it.&nbsp; They may never repent, for they
+can feel no remorse for having followed the dictates of their
+nature.&nbsp; No possible good can arise from piecing and
+patching with creditable stuff the old cloak of sin they were
+clothed in at their birth, and have worn ever since, till it has
+become a second skin to them.&nbsp; &lsquo;Before they can be of
+any real service as members of an honest community, they must be
+<i>reformed</i> in the strictest sense of the term.&nbsp; Their
+tainted morality must he laid bare to the very bones, as it were,
+and its rotten foundation made good from its deepest layer.&nbsp;
+The arduousness of this task it is hard to overrate; nothing,
+indeed, can be harder, except it be to weed out from an adult
+criminal the tough and gnarled roots of sin that grip and clasp
+about and strangle his better nature.&nbsp; And this should be
+the child criminal reformer&rsquo;s comfort and
+encouragement.</p>
+<p>It must not be imagined, however, that the growth of juvenile
+criminality is altogether confined to those regions where it is
+indigenous to the soil; were it so, our prospects of relief would
+appear much more hopeful than at present, for, as before stated,
+all that is necessary would be to sow the baleful ground with the
+saving salt of sound and wholesome teaching, and the ugly
+vegetation would cease.</p>
+<p>But there are other and more formidable sources from which
+flow the tributary streams that feed and keep at full flood our
+black sea of crime; more formidable, because they do not take the
+shape of irrepressible <a name="page134"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 134</span>springs that make for the surface,
+simply because they are impelled thereto by forces they have not
+the strength to combat against, but rather of well planned
+artificial aqueducts and channels, and on the development of
+which much of intellect is expended.&nbsp; It is much harder to
+deal with the boy who, well knowing right from wrong, chooses the
+latter, than with the boy who from the beginning has been wrong
+from not knowing what right is.</p>
+<p>Moreover, the boy who has been taught right from wrong, the
+boy who has been sent to school and knows how to read, has this
+advantage over his poor brother of the gutter&mdash;an advantage
+that tells with inexpressible severity against the community at
+large; he has trainers who, discovering his weakness, make it
+their profit and business to take him by the hand and bring him
+along in that path of life to which his dishonest inclination has
+called him.</p>
+<p>I allude to those low-minded, nasty fellows, the proprietors
+and promoters of what may be truthfully described as
+&ldquo;gallows literature.&rdquo;&nbsp; As a curse of London,
+this one is worthy of a special niche in the temple of infamy,
+and to rank first and foremost.&nbsp; The great difficulty would
+be to find a sculptor of such surpassing skill as to be able to
+pourtray in one carved stone face all the hideous vices and
+passions that should properly belong to it.&nbsp; It is a stale
+subject, I am aware.&nbsp; In my humble way, I have hammered at
+it both in newspapers and magazines, and many better men have
+done the same.&nbsp; Therefore it is stale.&nbsp; For no other
+reason.&nbsp; The iniquity in itself is as vigorous and hearty as
+ever, and every week renews its <a name="page135"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 135</span>brimstone leaves (meanwhile rooting
+deeper and deeper in the soil that nourishes it), but
+unfortunately it comes under the category of evils, the exposure
+of which the public &ldquo;have had enough of.&rdquo;&nbsp; It is
+very provoking, and not a little disheartening, that it should be
+so.&nbsp; Perhaps this complaint may be met by the answer: The
+public are not tired of this one amongst the many abuses that
+afflict its soul&rsquo;s health, it is only tired of being
+reminded of it.&nbsp; Explorers in fields less difficult have
+better fortune.&nbsp; As, for instance, the fortunate discoverer
+of a gold field is.&nbsp; Everybody would be glad to shake him by
+the hand&mdash;the hand that had felt and lifted the weight of
+the nuggets and the yellow chips of dust; nay, not a few would be
+willing to trim his finger nails, on the chance of their
+discovering beneath enough of the auriferous deposit to pay them
+for their trouble.&nbsp; But, to be sure, in a city of splendid
+commercial enterprise such as is ours, it can scarcely be
+expected that that amount of honour would be conferred on the man
+who would remove a plague from its midst as on the one whose
+magnificent genius tended to fatten the money-bags in the Bank
+cellars.</p>
+<p>At the risk, however, of being stigmatized as a man with a
+weakness for butting against stone walls, I cannot let this
+opportunity slip, or refrain from firing yet once again my small
+pop-gun against this fortress of the devil.&nbsp; The reader may
+have heard enough of the abomination to suit his taste, and let
+him rest assured that the writer has written more than enough to
+suit <i>his</i>; but if every man set up his &ldquo;taste&rdquo;
+as the goal and summit of his striving, any tall fellow a tip-toe
+might, after all, see over the heads <a name="page136"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 136</span>of most of us.&nbsp; The main
+difficulty is that the tens and hundreds of thousands of boys who
+stint a penny from its more legitimate use to purchase a dole of
+the pernicious trash in question, have <i>not</i> &ldquo;had
+enough of it.&rdquo;&nbsp; Nothing can be worse than this, except
+it is that the purveyors of letter-press offal have not had
+enough of it either, but, grown prosperous and muscular on the
+good feeding their monstrous profits have ensured them, they are
+continually opening up fresh ground, each patch fouler and more
+pestilent than the last.</p>
+<p>At the present writing I have before me half-a-dozen of these
+penny weekly numbers of &ldquo;thrilling romance,&rdquo;
+addressed to boys, and circulated entirely among them&mdash;and
+girls.&nbsp; It was by no means because the number of these
+poison pen&rsquo;orths on sale is small that a greater variety
+was not procured.&nbsp; A year or so since, wishing to write a
+letter on the subject to a daily newspaper, I fished out of one
+little newsvendor&rsquo;s shop, situated in the nice convenient
+neighbourhood of Clerkenwell, which, more than any other quarter
+of the metropolis, is crowded with working children of both
+sexes, the considerable number of <i>twenty-three</i> samples of
+this gallows literature.&nbsp; But if I had not before suspected
+it, my experience on that occasion convinced me that to buy more
+than a third of that number would be a sheer waste of
+pence.&nbsp; To be sure, to expect honest dealing on the part of
+such fellows as can dabble in &ldquo;property&rdquo; of the kind
+in question, is in the last degree absurd, but one would think
+that they would, for &ldquo;business&rdquo; reasons, maintain
+some show of giving a pen&rsquo;orth for a penny.&nbsp; <a
+name="page137"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 137</span>Such is not
+the case, however.&nbsp; In three instances in my twenty-three
+numbers, I found the self-same story published <i>twice</i> under
+a different title, while for at least half the remainder the
+variance from their brethren is so very slight that nobody but a
+close reader would discover it.</p>
+<p>The six-pen&rsquo;orth before me include, &ldquo;The Skeleton
+Band,&rdquo; &ldquo;Tyburn Dick,&rdquo; &ldquo;The Black Knight
+of the Road,&rdquo; &ldquo;Dick Turpin,&rdquo; &ldquo;The Boy
+Burglar,&rdquo; and &ldquo;Starlight Sall.&rdquo;&nbsp; If I am
+asked, is the poison each of these papers contains so cunningly
+disguised and mixed with harmless-seeming ingredients, that a boy
+of shrewd intelligence and decent mind might be betrayed by its
+insidious seductiveness? I reply, no.&nbsp; The only subtlety
+employed in the precious composition is that which is employed in
+preserving it from offending the blunt nostrils of the law to
+such a degree as shall compel its interference.&nbsp; If it is
+again inquired, do I, though unwillingly, acknowledge that the
+artful ones, by a wonderful exercise of tact and ingenuity, place
+the law in such a fix that it would not be justified in
+interfering?&nbsp; I most distinctly reply, that I acknowledge
+nothing of the kind; but that, on the contrary, I wonder very
+much at the clumsiness of a legislative machine that can let so
+much scoundrelism slip through its cogs and snares.</p>
+<p>The daring lengths these open encouragers of boy highwaymen
+and Tyburn Dicks will occasionally go to serve their villanous
+ends is amazing.&nbsp; It is not more than two or three years
+since, that a prosperous member of the gang, whose business
+premises were in, or within a few <a name="page138"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 138</span>doors of Fleet Street, by way of
+giving a fair start to his published account of some thief and
+murderer, publicly advertised that the buyers of certain numbers
+would be entitled to a chance of a Prize in a grand distribution
+of <i>daggers</i>.&nbsp; Specimens of the deadly weapons (made,
+it may be assumed, after the same fashion as that one with which
+&ldquo;flash Jack,&rdquo; in the romance, pinned the police
+officer in the small of his back) were exhibited in the
+publisher&rsquo;s shop window, and in due course found their way
+into the hands of silly boys, with minds well primed for
+&ldquo;daring exploits,&rdquo; by reading &ldquo;numbers 2 and 3
+given away with number 1.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>It is altogether a mistake, however, to suppose that the
+poison publisher&rsquo;s main element of success consists in his
+glorification of robbers and cut-throats.&nbsp; To be sure he can
+by no means afford to dispense with the ingredients mentioned in
+the concoction of his vile brew, but his first and foremost
+reliance is on lewdness.&nbsp; Everything is subservient to
+this.&nbsp; He will picture to his youthful readers a hero of the
+highway, so ferocious in his nature, and so reckless of
+bloodshed, that he has earned among his comrades the flattering
+nick-name of &ldquo;the Panther.&rdquo;&nbsp; He will reveal the
+bold panther in all his glory, cleaving the skull of the
+obstinate old gentleman in his travelling carriage, who will not
+give up his money, or setting an old woman on the kitchen fire,
+as a just punishment for hiding her guineas in the oven, in
+fishing them out of which the panther burns his fingers; he will
+exhibit the crafty &ldquo;panther&rdquo; wriggling his way
+through the floor boards of his cell, into a sewer beneath, and
+through <a name="page139"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+139</span>which he is to make his escape to the river, and then
+by a flourish of his magic pen, he will convey the
+&ldquo;panther&rdquo; to the &ldquo;boudoir&rdquo; of Starlight
+Sall, and show you how weak a quality valour is in the presence
+of &ldquo;those twin queens of the earth,&rdquo; youth and
+beauty!&nbsp; The brave panther, when he has once crossed the
+threshold of that splendid damsel (who, by the way, is a thief,
+and addicted to drinking brandy by the &ldquo;bumper&rdquo;) is,
+vulgarly speaking, &ldquo;nowhere.&rdquo;&nbsp; The haughty curl
+of his lip, the glance of his eagle eye, &ldquo;the graceful
+contour of his manly form,&rdquo; a mere gesture of which is
+sufficient to quell rising mutiny amongst his savage crew, all
+fall flat and impotent before the queenly majesty of Sall.&nbsp;
+But there is no fear that the reader will lose his faith in
+Panther Bill, because of this weakness confessed.&nbsp; As drawn
+by the Author (does the pestiferous rascal so style himself, I
+wonder?) Starlight Sall is a creature of such exquisite
+loveliness, that Jupiter himself might have knelt before
+her.&nbsp; She is such a matchless combination of perfection,
+that it is found necessary to describe her charms separately, and
+at such length that the catalogue of the whole extends through at
+least six pages.</p>
+<p>It is in this branch of his devilish business that the author
+of &ldquo;Starlight Sall&rdquo; excels.&nbsp; It is evident that
+the man&rsquo;s mind is in his work, and he lingers over it with
+a loving hand.&nbsp; Never was there such a tender
+anatomist.&nbsp; He begins Sall&rsquo;s head, and revels in her
+auburn tresses, that &ldquo;in silken, snaky locks wanton
+o&rsquo;er her shoulders, white as eastern ivory.&rdquo;&nbsp; He
+is not profound in foreheads, and hers he passes over as
+&ldquo;chaste as snow,&rdquo; <a name="page140"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 140</span>or in noses, Sall&rsquo;s being
+described briefly as &ldquo;finely chiselled;&rdquo; but he is
+well up in the language of eyes&mdash;the bad language.&nbsp; He
+skirmishes playfully about those of Sall, and discourses of her
+eyebrows as &ldquo;ebon brow,&rdquo; from which she launches her
+excruciating shafts of love.&nbsp; He takes her by the
+eye-lashes, and describes them as the &ldquo;golden fringe that
+screens the gates of paradise,&rdquo; and finally he dips into
+Sall&rsquo;s eyes, swimming with luscious languor, and pregnant
+with tender inviting to Panther Bill, who was consuming in ardent
+affection, as &ldquo;the rippling waves of the bright blue sea to
+the sturdy swimmer.&rdquo;&nbsp; It is impossible here to repeat
+what else is said of the eyes of Starlight Sall, or her teeth,
+&ldquo;like rich pearls,&rdquo; or of her &ldquo;pouting coral
+lips, in which a thousand tiny imps of love are
+lurking.&rdquo;&nbsp; Bear it in mind that this work of ours is
+designed for the perusal of thinking men and women; that it is
+not intended as an amusing work, but as an endeavour to pourtray
+to Londoners the curses of London in a plain and unvarnished way,
+in hope that they may be stirred to some sort of absolution from
+them.&nbsp; As need not be remarked, it would be altogether
+impossible to the essayer of such a task, if he were either
+squeamish or fastidious in the handling of the material at his
+disposal; but I <i>dare</i> not follow our author any further in
+his description of the personal beauties of Starlight Sall.&nbsp;
+Were I to do so, it would be the fate of this book to be flung
+into the fire, and every decent man who met me would regard
+himself justified in kicking or cursing me; and yet, good fathers
+and mothers of England&mdash;and yet, elder brothers and grown
+sisters, tons of this bird-lime of <a name="page141"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 141</span>the pit is vended in London every
+day of the Christian year.</p>
+<p>Which of us can say that <i>his</i> children are safe from the
+contamination?&nbsp; Boys well-bred, as well as ill-bred, are
+mightily inquisitive about such matters, and the chances are very
+clear, sir, that if the said bird-lime were of a sort not more
+pernicious than that which sticks to the fingers, we might at
+this very moment find the hands of my little Tom and your little
+Jack besmeared with it.&nbsp; Granted, that it is unlikely, that
+it is in the last degree improbable, even; still, the remotest of
+probabilities have before now shown themselves grim actualities,
+and just consider for a moment the twinge of horror that would
+seize on either of us were it to so happen!&nbsp; Let us for a
+moment picture to ourselves our fright and bewilderment, if we
+discovered that our little boys were feasting off this deadly
+fruit in the secrecy of their chambers!&nbsp; Would it then
+appear to us that it was a subject the discussion of which we had
+&ldquo;had enough of&rdquo;?&nbsp; Should we be content,
+<i>then</i>, to shrug our shoulders after the old style, and
+exclaim impatiently against the barbarous taste of writers who
+were so tiresomely meddlesome?&nbsp; Not likely.&nbsp; The pretty
+consternation that would ensue on the appalling
+discovery!&mdash;the ransacking of boxes and cupboards, to make
+quite sure that no dreg of the poison, in the shape of an odd
+page or so, were hidden away!&mdash;the painful examination of
+the culprit, who never till now dreamt of the enormity of the
+thing he had been doing!&mdash;the reviling and threatening that
+would be directed <a name="page142"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+142</span>against the unscrupulous news-agent who had supplied
+the pernicious pen&rsquo;orth!&nbsp; Good heavens! the tremendous
+rumpus there would be!&nbsp; But, thank God, there is no fear of
+<i>that</i> happening.</p>
+<p>Is there not?&nbsp; What are the assured grounds of
+safety?&nbsp; Is it because it stands to reason that all such
+coarse and vulgar trash finds its level amongst the coarse and
+vulgar, and could gain no footing above its own elevation?&nbsp;
+It may so stand in reason, but unfortunately it is the
+unreasonable fact that this same pen poison finds customers at
+heights above its natural low and foul water-line almost
+inconceivable.&nbsp; How otherwise is it accountable that at
+least a <i>quarter of a million</i> of these penny numbers are
+sold weekly?&nbsp; How is it that in quiet suburban
+neighbourhoods, far removed from the stews of London, and the
+pernicious atmosphere they engender; in serene and peaceful
+semi-country towns where genteel boarding schools flourish, there
+may almost invariably be found some small shopkeeper who
+accommodatingly receives consignments of &ldquo;Blue-skin,&rdquo;
+and the &ldquo;Mysteries of London,&rdquo; and unobtrusively
+supplies his well-dressed little customer with these
+full-flavoured articles?&nbsp; Granted, my dear sir, that your
+young Jack, or my twelve years old Robert, have minds too pure
+either to seek out or crave after literature of the sort in
+question, but not unfrequently it is found without seeking.&nbsp;
+It is a contagious disease, just as cholera and typhus and the
+plague are contagious, and, as everybody is aware, it needs not
+personal contact with a body stricken to convey either of these
+<a name="page143"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+143</span>frightful maladies to the hale and hearty.&nbsp; A
+tainted scrap of rag has been known to spread plague and death
+through an entire village, just as a stray leaf of &ldquo;Panther
+Bill,&rdquo; or &ldquo;&lsquo;Tyburn Tree&rdquo; may sow the
+seeds of immorality amongst as many boys as a town can
+produce.</p>
+<h3><a name="page144"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+144</span>CHAPTER IX.<br />
+<span class="GutSmall">THE THIEF NON-PROFESSIONAL.</span></h3>
+<p class="gutsumm"><i>The Registered and the Unregistered Thieves
+of the London Hunting-ground</i>.&mdash;<i>The Certainty of the
+Crop of Vice</i>.&mdash;<i>Omnibus Drivers and
+Conductors</i>.&mdash;<i>The</i>
+&ldquo;<i>Watchers</i>.&rdquo;&mdash;<i>The London General
+Omnibus Company</i>.&mdash;<i>The Scandal of their
+System</i>.&mdash;<i>The Shopkeeper Thief</i>.&mdash;<i>False
+Weights and Measures</i>.&mdash;<i>Adulteration of Food and
+Drink</i>.&mdash;<i>Our Old Law</i>, &ldquo;<i>I am as honest as
+I can afford to be</i>!&rdquo;&mdash;<i>Rudimentary Exercises in
+the Art of Pillage</i>.</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">There</span> are unregistered as well
+&ldquo;registered&rdquo; thieves.&nbsp; How many of the former
+make London their hunting-ground, it were much more difficult to
+enumerate.&nbsp; Nor is it so much out of place as might at first
+appear, to class both phases of rascality under one general
+heading.&nbsp; We have to consider the sources from which are
+derived our army of London thieves.&nbsp; It is not as though the
+plague of them that afflicts was like other plagues, and showed
+itself mild or virulent, according to well-defined and
+ascertained provocatives.&nbsp; On the contrary, the crop of our
+crime-fields is even more undeviating than our wheat or barley
+crops.&nbsp; A grain of corn cast into the ground may fail, but
+the seeds of vice implanted in kindly soil is bound to germinate,
+unless the nature of the soil itself is altered.&nbsp; As already
+stated, the number <a name="page145"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+145</span>of our London thieves has somewhat decreased of late
+years, but it is merely to the extent of six or seven per
+cent.&nbsp; If it is twenty thousand at the present time, this
+day twelvemonths, allowing for the increased population, it will
+be nineteen thousand, say.</p>
+<p>Appalling as are the criminal returns for the city of London,
+it would be a vain delusion to imagine that when the
+&ldquo;twenty thousand&rdquo; have passed in review before us,
+the whole of the hideous picture has been revealed.&nbsp; The
+Government statistics deal only with &ldquo;professional
+criminals;&rdquo; that class of persons, that is to say, who have
+abandoned all idea of living honestly, and who, weighing the
+probable consequences, resign themselves to a life of systematic
+depredation, and study existing facilities, and likely new
+inventions, just as the ingenious joiner or engineer does in an
+honest way.</p>
+<p>The all-important question being, what are the main sources
+from which are derived with such steadiness and certainty,
+recruits for the great criminal army, it would be as well to
+inquire how much of dishonesty is permitted amongst us unchecked,
+simply because it does not take precisely that shape and colour
+it must assume before it so offends us that we insist on the
+law&rsquo;s interference.&nbsp; It should perhaps tend to make us
+more tender in our dealings with thieves denounced as such, and
+convicted, and sent to prison, when we consider the thousands of
+men of all grades who know honesty by name only, and who would at
+the merest push of adversity slip off the straight path on which
+for years past they have been no better than barefaced impostors
+<a name="page146"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 146</span>and
+trespassers, and plunge at once into the miry ways of the
+professed thieves.&nbsp; It ceases to be a wonder how constantly
+vacancies in the ranks of crime are filled when we reflect on the
+flimsy partition that screens so many seemingly honest men, and
+the accidental rending of which would disclose a thief long
+practised, and cool, and bold through impunity.&nbsp; There are
+whole communities of men, constituting complete branches of our
+social economy, on whom the taint of dishonesty rests, and their
+masters are fully aware of it, and yet year after year they are
+allowed to continue in the same employment.&nbsp; Nay, I think
+that I may go as far as to assert that so complete is the
+disbelief in the honesty of their servants by these masters, that
+to the best of their ability they provide against loss by theft
+by paying the said servants very little wages.&nbsp; A notable
+instance of this is furnished by the omnibus conductors in the
+service of the General Omnibus Company.&nbsp; It is not because
+the company in question conducts its business more loosely than
+other proprietors of these vehicles that I particularize it, but
+because it is a public company in the enjoyment of many
+privileges and monopolies, and the public have an undoubted right
+to expect fair treatment from it.&nbsp; I don&rsquo;t know how
+many omnibuses, each requiring a conductor, are constantly
+running through the streets of London, but their number must be
+very considerable, judging from the fact that the takings of the
+London General Omnibus Company alone range from nine to ten
+thousand pounds weekly.&nbsp; Now it is well known to the company
+that their conductors rob them.&nbsp; A gentleman of my
+acquaintance once submitted to the secretary of <a
+name="page147"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 147</span>the company
+an ingenious invention for registering the number of passengers
+an omnibus carried on each journey, but the secretary was unable
+to entertain it.&nbsp; &ldquo;It is of no use to us, sir,&rdquo;
+said he.&nbsp; &ldquo;The machine we want is one that will make
+our men <i>honest</i>, and that I am afraid is one we are not
+likely to meet with.&nbsp; They <i>will</i> rob us, and we
+can&rsquo;t help ourselves.&rdquo;&nbsp; And knowing this, the
+company pay the conductor four shillings a day, the said day, as
+a rule, consisting of <i>seventeen hours</i>&mdash;from eight one
+morning till one the next.&nbsp; The driver, in consideration it
+may be assumed of his being removed from the temptation of
+handling the company&rsquo;s money, is paid six shillings a day,
+but his opinion of the advantage the conductor still has over him
+may be gathered from the fact that he expects the latter to pay
+for any reasonable quantity of malt or spirituous liquor he may
+consume in the course of a long scorching hot or freezing cold
+day, not to mention a cigar or two and the invariable parting
+glass when the cruelly long day&rsquo;s work is at an end.</p>
+<p>It would likewise appear that by virtue of this arrangement
+between the omnibus conductor and his employers, the interference
+of the law, even in cases of detected fraud, is dispensed
+with.&nbsp; It is understood that the London General Omnibus
+Company support quite a large staff of men and women watchers,
+who spend their time in riding about in omnibuses, and noting the
+number of passengers carried on a particular journey, with the
+view of comparing the returns with the conductor&rsquo;s
+receipts.&nbsp; It must, therefore, happen that the detections of
+fraud are numerous; but does the reader recollect ever <a
+name="page148"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 148</span>reading in
+the police reports of a conductor being prosecuted for
+robbery?</p>
+<p>To be sure the Company may claim the right of conducting their
+business in the way they think best as regards the interests of
+the shareholders, but if that &ldquo;best way&rdquo; involves the
+countenancing of theft on the part of their servants, which can
+mean nothing else than the encouragement of thieves, it becomes a
+grave question whether the interests of its shareholders should
+be allowed to stand before the interests of society at
+large.&nbsp; It may be that to prosecute a dishonest conductor is
+only to add to the pecuniary loss he has already inflicted on the
+Company, but the question that much more nearly concerns the
+public is, what becomes of him when suddenly and in disgrace they
+turn him from their doors?&nbsp; No one will employ him.&nbsp; In
+a few weeks his ill-gotten savings are exhausted, and he, the man
+who for months or years, perhaps, has been accustomed to treat
+himself generously, finds himself without a sixpence, and, what
+is worse, with a mark against his character so black and broad
+that his chances of obtaining employment in the same capacity are
+altogether too remote for calculation.&nbsp; The respectable
+barber who declined to shave a coal-heaver on the ground that he
+was too vulgar a subject to come under the delicate operations of
+the shaver&rsquo;s razor, and who was reminded by the grimy one
+that he had just before shaved a baker, justified his conduct on
+the plea that his professional dignity compelled him to draw a
+line <i>somewhere</i>, and that he drew it at bakers.&nbsp; Just
+so the London General Omnibus Company.&nbsp; They draw the <a
+name="page149"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 149</span>line at
+thieves rash and foolish.&nbsp; So long as a servant of theirs is
+content to prey on their property with enough of discretion as to
+render exposure unnecessary, he may continue their servant; but
+they make it a rule never again to employ a man who has been so
+careless as to be found out.</p>
+<p>As has been shown, it is difficult to imagine a more
+satisfactory existence than that of an omnibus conductor to a man
+lost to all sense of honesty; on the other hand it is just as
+difficult to imagine a man so completely &ldquo;floored&rdquo; as
+the same cad disgraced, and out of employ.&nbsp; It is easy to
+see on what small inducements such a man may be won over to the
+criminal ranks.&nbsp; He has no moral scruples to overcome.&nbsp;
+His larcenous hand has been in the pocket of his master almost
+every hour of the day for months, perhaps years past.&nbsp; He is
+not penitent, and if he were and made an avowal to that effect,
+he would be answered by the incredulous jeers and sneers of all
+who knew him.&nbsp; The best that he desires is to meet with as
+easy a method of obtaining pounds as when he cheerfully drudged
+for eighteen hours for a wage of four-shillings.&nbsp; This being
+the summit of his ambition, presently he stumbles on what appears
+even an easier way of making money than the old way, and he
+unscrupulously appears not in a new character, but in that he has
+had long experience in, but without the mask.</p>
+<p>I should wish it to be distinctly understood, that I do not
+include <i>all</i> omnibus conductors in this sweeping
+condemnation.&nbsp; That there are honest ones amongst them I
+make no doubt; at the same time I have no hesitation <a
+name="page150"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 150</span>in
+repeating that in the majority of cases it is expected of them
+that they will behave dishonestly, and they have no
+disinclination to discredit the expectation.&nbsp; I believe too,
+that it is much more difficult for a man to be honest as a
+servant of the company than if he were in the employ of a
+&ldquo;small master.&rdquo;&nbsp; It is next to impossible for a
+man of integrity to join and work harmoniously in a gang of
+rogues.&nbsp; The odds against his doing so may be calculated
+exactly by the number that comprise the gang.&nbsp; It is not
+only on principle that they object to him.&nbsp; Unless he
+&ldquo;does as they do,&rdquo; he becomes a witness against them
+every time he pays his money in.&nbsp; And he does as they
+do.&nbsp; It is so much easier to do so than, in the condition of
+a man labouring hard for comparatively less pay than a common
+road-scraper earns, to stand up single handed to champion the
+cause of honesty in favour of a company who are undisguisedly in
+favour of a snug and comfortable compromise, and has no wish to
+be &ldquo;bothered.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>It is a great scandal that such a system should be permitted
+to exist; and a body of employers mean enough to connive at such
+bargain-making, can expect but small sympathy from the public if
+the dishonesty it tacitly encourages picks it to the bones.&nbsp;
+What are the terms of the contract between employer and
+employed?&nbsp; In plain language these: &ldquo;We are perfectly
+aware that you apply to us well knowing our system of doing
+business, and with the deliberate intention of robbing us all you
+safely can; and in self-defence, therefore, we will pay you as
+what you may, if you please, regard as wages, <a
+name="page151"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+151</span><i>two-pence three farthings an hour</i>, or four
+shillings per day of seventeen hours.&nbsp; We know that the
+probabilities are, that you will add to that four shillings daily
+to the extent of another five or six.&nbsp; It is according to
+our calculation that you will do so.&nbsp; Our directors have
+arrived at the conclusion, that as omnibus conductors, of the
+ordinary type, you cannot be expected to rob us of a less sum
+than that, and we are not disposed to grumble so long as you
+remain so moderate; but do not, as you value your situation with
+all its accompanying privileges, go beyond that.&nbsp; As a man
+who only robs us of say, five shillings a day, we regard you as a
+fit and proper person to wait on our lady and gentleman
+passengers; to attend to their convenience and comfort, in short,
+as a worthy representative of the L. G. O. C.&nbsp; But beware
+how you outstrip the bounds of moderation as we unmistakably
+define them for you!&nbsp; Should you do so, we will kick you out
+at a moment&rsquo;s notice, and on no consideration will we ever
+again employ you.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Taking this view of the case, the omnibus conductor, although
+entitled to a foremost place in the ranks of thieves
+non-professional, can scarcely be said to be the least excusable
+amongst the fraternity.&nbsp; There are many who, looking down on
+the &ldquo;cad&rdquo; from their pinnacle of high respectability,
+are ten times worse than he is.&nbsp; Take the shopkeeper thief
+for instance.&nbsp; He is by far a greater villain than the
+half-starved wretch who snatches a leg of mutton from a
+butcher&rsquo;s hook, or some article of drapery temptingly
+flaunting outside the shop of the clothier, because in the one
+case the crime is perpetrated <a name="page152"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 152</span>that a soul and a woefully lean body
+may be saved from severance, and in the other case the iniquity
+is made to pander to the wrong-doer&rsquo;s covetous desire to
+grow fat, to wear magnificent jewellery, and to air his unwieldy
+carcase annually at Margate.</p>
+<p>He has enough for his needs.&nbsp; His deservings, such as
+they are, most liberally attend him; but this is not
+enough.&nbsp; The &ldquo;honest penny&rdquo; is very well to talk
+about; in fact, in his cleverly assumed character of an upright
+man, it is as well to talk about it loudly and not unfrequently,
+but what fudge it is if you come to a downright blunt and
+&ldquo;business&rdquo; view of the matter to hope ever to make a
+fortune by the accumulation of &ldquo;honest
+pennies!&rdquo;&nbsp; Why, thirty of the shabby things make no
+more than half-a-crown if you permit each one to wear its plain
+stupid face, whereas if you plate it neatly and tender
+it&mdash;backed by your reputation for respectability, which your
+banking account of course proves beyond a doubt&mdash;it will
+pass as genuine silver, and you make two and five-pence at a
+stroke!&nbsp; You don&rsquo;t call it &ldquo;making,&rdquo; you
+robbers of the counter and money-till, that is a vulgar
+expression used by &ldquo;professional&rdquo; thieves; you allude
+to it as &ldquo;cutting it fine.&rdquo;&nbsp; Neither do you
+actually plate copper pennies and pass them off on the unwary as
+silver half-crowns.&nbsp; Unless you were very hard driven
+indeed, you would scorn so low and dangerous a line of
+business.&nbsp; Yours is a much safer system of robbery.&nbsp;
+You simply palm off on the unwary customer burnt beans instead of
+coffee, and ground rice instead of arrowroot, and a mixture of
+lard and turmeric instead of butter.&nbsp; You poison <a
+name="page153"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 153</span>the poor
+man&rsquo;s bread.&nbsp; He is a drunkard, and you are not even
+satisfied to delude him of his earnings for so long a time as he
+may haply live as a wallower in beer and gin, that is beer and
+gin as originally manufactured; you must, in order to screw a few
+halfpence extra and daily out of the poor wretch, put grains of
+paradise in his gin and coculus indicus in his malt liquor!&nbsp;
+And, more insatiable than the leech, you are not content with
+cheating him to the extent of twenty-five per cent. by means of
+abominable mixtures and adulteration, you must pass him through
+the mill, and cut him yet a little finer when he comes to
+scale!&nbsp; You must file your weights and dab lumps of grease
+under the beam, and steal an ounce or so out of his pound of
+bacon.&nbsp; If you did this after he left your premises, if you
+dared follow him outside, and stealthily inserting your hand into
+his pocket abstracted a rasher of the pound he had just bought of
+you, and he caught you at it, you would be quaking in the grasp
+of a policeman in a very short time, and branded in the
+newspapers as a paltry thief, you would never again dare loose
+the bar of your shop shutters.&nbsp; But by means of your
+dishonest scales and weights, you may go on stealing rashers from
+morning till night, from Monday morning till Saturday night that
+is, and live long to adorn your comfortable church pew on
+Sundays.</p>
+<p>I must be excused for sticking to you yet a little longer, Mr.
+Shopkeeper Thief, because I hate you so.&nbsp; I hate you more
+than ever, and you will be rejoiced when I tell you why.&nbsp; A
+few months since, there seemed a chance that <a
+name="page154"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 154</span>your long
+career of cruel robbery was about to be checked.&nbsp; An
+excellent lord and gentleman, Lord E. Cecil, made it his business
+to call the attention of the House of Commons to the state of the
+law with respect to false weights and measures, and the
+adulterations of food and drinks.&nbsp; His lordship informed
+honourable members that the number of convictions for false
+weights and measures during the past year amounted to the large
+number of <i>thirteen hundred</i>, and this was exclusive of six
+districts, namely: Southwark, Newington, St. George&rsquo;s,
+Hanover Square, Paddington, and the Strand, which for reasons
+best known to the local authorities, made no return
+whatever.&nbsp; In Westminster alone, and within six months, a
+hundred persons were convicted, and it was found that of these
+twenty-four or nearly one-fourth of the whole were licensed
+victuallers, and forty-seven were dairymen, greengrocers,
+cheesemongers, and others, who supplied the poor with food,
+making in all seventy per cent. of provision dealers.&nbsp; In
+the parish of St. Pancras, the convictions for false weights and
+measures exceed those of every other parish.&nbsp; But in future,
+however much the old iniquity may prevail, the rogue&rsquo;s
+returns will show a handsome diminution.&nbsp; This has been
+managed excellently well by the shrewd vestrymen
+themselves.&nbsp; When the last batch of shopkeeper-swindlers of
+St. Pancras were tried and convicted, the ugly fact transpired
+that not a few of them were gentlemen holding official positions
+in the parish.&nbsp; This was serious.&nbsp; The meddlesome
+fellows who had caused the disagreeable exposure were called a
+&ldquo;leet jury,&rdquo; whose business it <a
+name="page155"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 155</span>was to
+pounce on evil doers whenever they thought fit, once in the
+course of every month.&nbsp; The vestry has power over this
+precious leet jury, thank heaven! and after sitting in solemn
+council, the vestrymen, some of them doubtless with light weights
+confiscated and deficient gin and beer measures rankling in their
+hearts, passed a resolution, that in future the leet jury was to
+stay at home and mind its own business, until the vestry clerk
+gave it liberty to go over the ground carefully prepared for
+it.</p>
+<p>Alluding to the scandalous adulteration of food, Lord E. Cecil
+remarked, &ldquo;The right hon. gentleman, the President of the
+Board of Trade, in one of his addresses by which he had
+electrified the public and his constituents, stated that the
+great panacea for the ills of the working class was a free
+breakfast table.&nbsp; Now he, Lord E. Cecil, was the last person
+in the world to object to any revision of taxation if it were
+based upon really sound grounds.&nbsp; But with all due deference
+to the right hon. gentleman, there was one thing of even more
+importance, namely, a breakfast table free from all
+impurities.&rdquo;&nbsp; And then his lordship proceeded to quote
+innumerable instances of the monstrous and dangerous injustice in
+question, very much to the edification of members assembled, if
+reiterated &ldquo;cheers,&rdquo; and &ldquo;hear, hear,&rdquo;
+went for anything.&nbsp; This was promising, and as it should
+be.&nbsp; As Lord Cecil remarked, &ldquo;when I asked myself why
+it is that this great nation which boasts to be so practical, and
+which is always ready to take up the grievances of other people,
+has submitted so tamely to this monstrous and increasing evil, <a
+name="page156"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 156</span>the only
+answer I could give was that what was everybody&rsquo;s business
+had become nobody&rsquo;s business.&rdquo;&nbsp; Doubtless this
+was the view of the case that every member present on the
+occasion took, and very glad they must have been when they found
+that what was everybody&rsquo;s business had become
+somebody&rsquo;s business at last.</p>
+<p>And what said the President of the Board of Trade when he came
+to reply to the motion of Lord Cecil: &ldquo;That in the opinion
+of the House it is expedient that Her Majesty&rsquo;s Government
+should give their earliest attention to the wide-spread and most
+reprehensible practice of using false weights and measures, and
+of adulterating food, drinks, and drugs, with a view of amending
+the law as regards the penalties now inflicted for those
+offences, and of providing more efficient means for the discovery
+and prevention of fraud&rdquo;?&nbsp; Did the right hon.
+President promptly and generously promise his most cordial
+support for the laudable object in view?&nbsp; No.&nbsp; Amazing
+as it may appear to the great host of working men that furnish
+the shopkeeping rogue with his chief prey, and who to a man are
+ready to swear by the right hon. gentleman, he did nothing of the
+kind.&nbsp; He started by unhesitatingly expressing his opinion
+that the mover of the question, quite unintentionally of course,
+had much exaggerated the whole business.&nbsp; And further, that
+although there might be particular cases in which great harm to
+health and much fraud might possibly be shown, yet general
+statements of the kind in question were dangerous, and almost
+certain to be unjust.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Now, I am prepared to show,&rdquo; continued the hon.
+<a name="page157"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+157</span>gentleman, &ldquo;that the exaggeration of the noble
+lord&mdash;I do not say intentional exaggeration, of
+course&mdash;is just as great in the matter of weights and
+measures as in that of adulteration.&nbsp; Probably he is not
+aware that in the list of persons employing weights that are
+inaccurate&mdash;I do not say fraudulent; no distinction is drawn
+between those who are intentionally fraudulent and those who are
+accidentally inaccurate, and that the penalty is precisely the
+same and the offence is just as eagerly detected.&nbsp; Now the
+noble lord will probably be surprised to hear that many persons
+are fined annually, not because their weights are too small, but
+because they are too large.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Probably, however, his lordship, who has evidently given much
+attention to the subject, is master of this as well as all other
+branches of it, and is not so much surprised as it may be assumed
+the less knowing President of the Board of Trade was when the
+anomaly was brought under his notice.&nbsp; Probably Lord Cecil
+is aware, that in a very large number of businesses, articles are
+bought as well as sold by weight by the same shopkeeper and at
+the same shop, in such case it is nothing very wonderful to
+discover a weight of seventeen ounces to the pound.&nbsp;
+Moreover, it may be unknown to Mr. Bright, but it is quite a
+common trick with the dishonest shopkeeper to have means at hand
+for adjusting his false weights at the very shortest
+notice.&nbsp; It is not a difficult process.&nbsp; Weights are,
+as a rule, &ldquo;justified&rdquo; or corrected by means of
+adding to, or taking from, a little of the lead that is for this
+purpose sunk in the hollow in which the weight-ring is
+fixed.&nbsp; This leaden plug being <a name="page158"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 158</span>raised by the point of a knife,
+nothing is easier than to add or withdraw a wedge of the same
+material.&nbsp; The knife point raises the leaden lid, the knife
+handle forces it down at a blow, and the trick is done.&nbsp; At
+the same time, the coolest rogue with a knowledge that the
+&ldquo;leet&rdquo; is only next door, cannot always manage his
+conjuring deftly, and this may in not a few instances account for
+the weight <i>more</i> than just.&nbsp; Besides, taking the most
+liberal view of the matter, it would be manifestly dangerous to
+allow a system of &ldquo;averages&rdquo; to do duty for strict
+and rigid justice.&nbsp; The relations between customer and
+shopkeeper would speedily fall into a sad muddle if the latter
+were permitted to excuse himself for selling fifteen ounces
+instead of a full pound of butter to-day, on the ground that he
+has a seventeen ounce weight somewhere about, and the probability
+that what he is short to-day the customer had over and above in
+the pound of lard he bought yesterday.</p>
+<p>Again, let us listen to Mr. Bright as an advocate of
+self-protection.&nbsp; &ldquo;If the corporations and the
+magistrates have not sufficient interest in the matter, if the
+people who elect the corporation care so little about it, I think
+that is fair evidence that the grievance is not near so extensive
+and injurious and burdensome as it has been described by the
+noble lord.&nbsp; My own impression with regard to adulteration
+is, that it arises from the very great and, perhaps, inevitable
+competition in business; and that to a large extent it is
+prompted by the ignorance of customers.&nbsp; As the ignorance of
+customers generally is diminishing, we may hope that <a
+name="page159"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 159</span>before long
+the adulteration of food may also diminish.&nbsp; It is quite
+impossible that you should have the oversight of the shops of the
+country by inspectors, and it is quite impossible that you should
+have persons going into shops to buy sugar, pickles, and cayenne
+pepper, to get them analysed, and then to raise complaints
+against shopkeepers and bring them before magistrates.&nbsp; If
+men in their private business were to be tracked by government
+officers and inspectors every hour in the day, life would not be
+worth having, and I should recommend them to remove to another
+country where they would not be subject to such
+annoyance.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>With a knowledge of the source from which this expression of
+opinion as to commercial morality emanates, one is apt to
+mistrust once reading it.&nbsp; Surely a line has been
+inadvertently skipped, a line that contains the key of the
+puzzle, and reveals the refined sarcasm that lurks beneath the
+surface.&nbsp; But no&mdash;twice reading, thrice reading, fails
+to shed any new lights on the mystery.&nbsp; Here is Mr. John
+Bright, the President of the Board of Trade, the working
+man&rsquo;s champion, and the staunch upholder of the right of
+those who sweat in honest toil, to partake plentifully of untaxed
+food and drink, putting forth an extenuation for those who, under
+guise of honest trading, filch from the working man, and pick and
+steal from his loaf, from his beer jug, from his sugar basin,
+from his milk-pot, in short, from all that he buys to eat or
+drink.&nbsp; &ldquo;My own impression is,&rdquo; says the Right
+Hon. President, &ldquo;that adulteration arises from competition
+in business.&rdquo;&nbsp; Very possibly, but does <i>that</i>
+excuse <a name="page160"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+160</span>it?&nbsp; We are constantly reminded that
+&ldquo;competition is the soul of trade,&rdquo; but we should be
+loth to think that such were the fact if the term
+&ldquo;competition&rdquo; is to be regarded as synonymous with
+adulteration, or, in plain language, robbery.&nbsp; &ldquo;It is
+quite impossible that you should have persons going about
+endeavouring to detect the dishonest tradesman in his
+peculations, with a view to his punishment.&rdquo;&nbsp; Why is
+it impossible?&nbsp; Must not the repose of this sacred
+&ldquo;soul of business&rdquo; be disturbed, on so trivial a
+pretext as the welfare of the bodies of a clodhopping people, who
+are not commercial?&nbsp; So far from its being
+&ldquo;impossible&rdquo; to substitute vigilant measures for the
+detection of the petty pilferer who robs the poor widow of a
+ha&rsquo;porth of her three penn&rsquo;orth of coals, or the
+fatherless child of a slice out of its meagre allowance of bread,
+it should be regarded by the Government as amongst its chief
+duties.&nbsp; Other nations find it not impossible.&nbsp; In
+France a commissary of police has the right to enter any shop,
+and seize any suspected article, bearing of course all the
+responsibility of wrongful seizure.&nbsp; In Prussia, as Lord
+Cecil informed the House, &ldquo;whoever knowingly used false
+weights and measures was liable to imprisonment for three months,
+to be fined from fifty to a thousand thalers, and to suffer the
+temporary loss of his rights of citizenship.&nbsp; Secondly,
+where false weights and measures were not regularly employed, a
+fine of thirty thalers may be imposed, or the delinquent sent to
+prison for four weeks.&nbsp; Thirdly, the adulteration of food or
+drink is punishable with a fine of 150 thalers, or six
+weeks&rsquo; imprisonment.&nbsp; Fourthly, if poisonous matter <a
+name="page161"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 161</span>or stuff be
+employed, the offender is liable to imprisonment for a term not
+exceeding ten years.&nbsp; Fifthly, where adulteration was proved
+to have caused severe physical injury, a sentence of from ten to
+twenty years&rsquo; imprisonment might be passed.&nbsp; And yet
+in this country offences of this nature could only be punished by
+the imposition of a penalty of a fine of &pound;5, with
+costs.&rdquo;&nbsp; These are not laws of yesterday.&nbsp; They
+have stood the test of many years, and French and Prussians find
+it not &ldquo;impossible&rdquo; to continue their salutary
+enforcement.&nbsp; But it is curious the extraordinary view men
+in authority amongst us at times take of the licence that should
+be permitted the &ldquo;trader.&rdquo;&nbsp; I remember once
+being present at a County Court, and a case tried was that
+between a wholesale mustard dealer and a cookshop keeper.&nbsp;
+The cookshop keeper declined to pay for certain mustard delivered
+to him on the ground that his customers would not eat it.&nbsp;
+Indeed, it could hardly be called mustard at all, being little
+else than flour coloured with turmeric, and, backed by medical
+testimony, the defendant mainly relied on this point,
+<i>i.e.</i>, that it was not mustard at all, for a verdict.&nbsp;
+But the judge would not hear of this; in his summing up he
+remarked that it was idle to contend that the stuff was
+<i>not</i> mustard; <i>it was mustard in a commercial sense</i>,
+whatever might be its quality, and thereon gave a verdict for the
+plaintiff, and for the amount claimed.</p>
+<p>I must confess that at the time I had my doubts as to this
+being sound law, but after the declaration of the President of
+the Board of Trade, I am bound to admit the possibility of my
+being mistaken.&nbsp; &ldquo;Competition is <a
+name="page162"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 162</span>the soul of
+commerce;&rdquo; competition is the parent of adulteration;
+adulteration is theft as a rule,&mdash;murder as an
+exception.&nbsp; The loaf that is composed of inferior flour,
+rice, potatoes, and alum, is the &ldquo;wheaten bread&rdquo; of
+&ldquo;commerce.&rdquo;&nbsp; The poisonous liquid composed of a
+little malt and hops, eked out with treacle and <i>coculus
+indicus</i>, is the beer of &ldquo;commerce.&rdquo;&nbsp; And,
+according to the same ruling, a lump of lard stuck under the
+butter-shop scale, or the inch snipped off the draper&rsquo;s
+yard, or the false bottom to the publican&rsquo;s pot, constitute
+the weights and measures of &ldquo;commerce.&rdquo;&nbsp; All
+these little harmless tricks of trade are, it seems, within the
+scope of a tradesman&rsquo;s &ldquo;private business,&rdquo; and
+according to the President of the Board of Trade, if a tradesman
+in pursuit of his private business is to be watched and spied
+over for the malicious purpose of bringing him within the grasp
+of the law, why the sooner he quits the country, and settles
+amongst a more easy-going people, with elbow-room proper for his
+commercial enterprise, the better for him.</p>
+<p>Undoubtedly, the better for him and the better for us.&nbsp; I
+would make this difference, however.&nbsp; When his iniquity was
+discovered, he should not go altogether unrewarded for his past
+services.&nbsp; He should be assisted in his going abroad.&nbsp;
+He should not be called on to pay one penny for his outward
+passage, and, what is more, he should be supplied with
+substantial linsey-wolsey clothing, and his head should be
+cropped quite close, so that the scorching sun of Bermuda or
+Gibraltar might not upset his brain for future commercial
+speculation.</p>
+<p>It needs, however, something more persuasive than the <a
+name="page163"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+163</span>&ldquo;mustard of commerce&rdquo; to induce us to
+swallow with satisfaction the President&rsquo;s assertion, that
+&ldquo;to a large extent adulteration is promoted by the
+ignorance of customers,&rdquo; nor are we immensely consoled by
+the suggestion that &ldquo;as the ignorance of the customer
+diminishes, the adulteration of food will also
+diminish.&rdquo;&nbsp; Decidedly this is a bright look out for
+the ignorant customer!&nbsp; There is to be no help for him, no
+relief.&nbsp; He must endure to be cheated in weight and measure,
+and slowly poisoned in the beer he drinks, and the bread he eats,
+until he finds time and money to provide himself with a
+scientific education, and becomes an accomplished scholar in
+chemistry, able to detect adulteration at sight or smell.&nbsp;
+Is this what the President of the Board of Trade means, or what
+is it?&nbsp; He cannot mean that the imposture is endured because
+the consumer will not take the trouble to avail himself of the
+laws made for his protection, because he is distinctly informed
+that although there are such laws, they are rendered inoperative
+because of the &ldquo;impossibility&rdquo; of having inspectors
+and detectives going about prying into the &ldquo;private
+business&rdquo; of the shopkeeper, and annoying him.&nbsp; If the
+ignorance of the honest man is to be regarded as the fair
+opportunity of the rogue, then there appears no reason why the
+immunity enjoyed by the fraudulent shopkeeper should not likewise
+be the indulgence allowed to the professional thief.&nbsp; It is
+the &ldquo;ignorance of the customer&rdquo; that enables the
+cheat to impose on him bad money for good, or a forged signature
+for one that is genuine.&nbsp; It is the ignorance of the green
+young man from the country as regards the wicked <a
+name="page164"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 164</span>ways of
+London, that enables the skittle sharper to fleece him with ease
+and completeness.&nbsp; Undoubtedly, if we were all equally
+&ldquo;wide awake,&rdquo; as the vulgar saying is, if no one had
+the advantage of his neighbour as regards cunning, and
+shrewdness, and suspicion, and all the other elements that
+constitute &ldquo;a man of the world,&rdquo; then the trade of
+cheating would become so wretched a one that even ingrain rogues
+would for their life-sake cultivate the sort of honesty that was
+prevalent as the best policy, though very much against their
+natural inclination; but it might possibly be found that there
+are thousands and tens of thousands of simple people who would
+prefer to remain in &ldquo;ignorance,&rdquo; having no desire to
+become &ldquo;men of the world&rdquo; in the sense above
+indicated, and electing for their souls&rsquo;-sake to be lambs
+with a fleece to lose, than ravening wolves, whose existence
+depends on the fleecing of lambs.</p>
+<p><i>Apropos</i> of the practice of cheating by means of the
+adulteration of foods and drinks, it may not be out of place here
+to mention that during the discussion a member in whom Mr. Bright
+expressed great confidence, announced that the use of alum in
+bread, so far from being injurious, was <i>positively
+beneficial</i>.&nbsp; Doctor Letheby, however, is of a somewhat
+different opinion.&nbsp; Recently, at the Society of Arts, he
+read a paper on the subject.&nbsp; Here are his opinions on the
+matter:</p>
+<blockquote><p>&ldquo;By the addition of alum, inferior and even
+damaged flour may be made into a tolerable looking loaf.&nbsp; It
+is the property of alum to make the gluten tough, and to prevent
+its discoloration by heat, as well as to check the action of the
+<a name="page165"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 165</span>yeast or
+ferment upon it.&nbsp; When, therefore, it is added to good
+flour, it enables it to hold more water, and so to yield a larger
+number of loaves; while the addition of it to bad flour prevents
+the softening and disintegrating effect of the yeast on the poor
+and inferior gluten, and so enables it to bear the action of heat
+in the progress of baking.&nbsp; According to the quality of
+flour, will be the proportion of alum, and hence the amount will
+range from 2 ozs. to 8 ozs. per sack of flour.&nbsp; These
+proportions will yield from 9 to 37 grains of alum in the
+quartern loaf, quantities which are easily detected by chemical
+means.&nbsp; Indeed, there is a simple test by which much smaller
+quantities of it may be readily discovered.&nbsp; You have only
+to dip a slice of the bread into a weak solution of logwood in
+water, and if alum be present, the bread will speedily acquire a
+red or purplish tint.&nbsp; Good bread should not exhibit any
+black specks upon its upper crust; it should not become sodden
+and wet at the lower part by standing; it should not become
+mouldy by keeping in a moderately dry place; it should be sweet
+and agreeable to the taste and smell; it should not give, when
+steeped, a ropy, acid liquor; and a slice of it taken from the
+centre of the loaf should not lose more than forty-five per cent.
+by drying.&rdquo;</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>Again, speaking of the cruelty and dishonesty of the various
+&ldquo;sophistications&rdquo; practised by the vendors of food as
+regards the inefficacy of the laws made for its suppression, the
+good doctor says:</p>
+<blockquote><p>&ldquo;Parliament has attempted to deal with the
+matter by legislation, as in the &lsquo;Act for Preventing the
+Adulteration <a name="page166"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+166</span>of Articles of Food or Drink&rsquo; of 1860; but as the
+Act is only permissive, little or no effect has been given to
+it.&nbsp; Even in those places, as in the City of London, where
+it has been put into operation, and public analysts have been
+appointed, no good has resulted from it; in fact, it stands upon
+the statute-book as a dead letter.&nbsp; Speaking of the City, I
+may say that every inducement has been offered for the effective
+working of the Act, but nothing has come of it.&nbsp; In olden
+times, the remedies for such misdemeanours were quick and
+effectual.&nbsp; In the <i>Assisa panis</i>, for example, as set
+forth in <i>Liber Albus</i>, there are not only the strictest
+regulations concerning the manner in which the business of the
+baker is to be conducted, but there are also penalties for
+failing in the same.&nbsp; &lsquo;If any default,&rsquo; it says,
+&lsquo;shall be found in the bread of a baker in the city, the
+first time, let him be drawn upon a hurdle from the Guildhall to
+his own house through the great streets where there be most
+people assembled; and through the great streets which are most
+dirty, with the faulty loaf hanging about his neck.&nbsp; If a
+second time he shall be found committing the same offence, let
+him be drawn from the Guildhall, through the great street of
+Chepe in manner aforesaid to the pillory, and let him be put upon
+the pillory and remain there at least one hour in the day; and
+the third time that such default shall be found, he shall be
+drawn, and the oven shall be pulled down, and the baker made to
+forswear the trade within the city for ever.&rsquo;&nbsp; It
+further tells us, that William de Stratford suffered this
+punishment for selling bread of short weight, and John de Strode
+&lsquo;for making bread of filth and <a name="page167"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 167</span>cobwebs.&rsquo;&nbsp; One
+hoary-headed offender was excused the hurdle on account of his
+age and the severity of the season; and it would seem that the
+last time the punishment was inflicted was in the sixteenth year
+of the reign of Henry VI., when Simon Frensshe was so
+drawn.&nbsp; A like punishment was awarded to butchers and
+vintners for fraudulent dealings; for we are told that a butcher
+was paraded through the streets with his face to the
+horse&rsquo;s tail for selling measly bacon at market, and that
+the next day he was set in the pillory with two great pieces of
+his measly bacon over his head, and a writing which set forth his
+crimes.&nbsp; In the judgments recorded in <i>Liber Albus</i>
+there are twenty-three cases in which the pillory was awarded for
+selling putrid meat, fish, or poultry; thirteen for unlawful
+dealings of bakers, and six for the misdemeanours of vintners and
+wine dealers.&nbsp; Verily we have degenerated in these
+matters.&rdquo;</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>And while we are on the subject of thieves non-professional,
+and their easy conversion to the article legally stamped and
+recognised, it may not be amiss briefly to remark on the odd
+ideas of honesty entertained and practised by thousands of our
+hard-fisted, and except for the singular weakness hinted at,
+quite worthy and decent &ldquo;journeymen.&rdquo;&nbsp; It is
+curious how much of hallucination prevails amongst us on the
+subject of &ldquo;common honesty.&rdquo;&nbsp; It is as though
+there were several qualities of that virtue,
+&ldquo;common,&rdquo; &ldquo;middling,&rdquo; and
+&ldquo;superfine,&rdquo; as there are in household bread; and
+that, carrying out the simile, although the
+&ldquo;superfine&rdquo; is undoubtedly nicer, and what one would
+always use if he could afford it, the honesty <a
+name="page168"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 168</span>dubbed
+&ldquo;common&rdquo; is equally wholesome, and on the whole the
+only sort on which it is possible for a working man to exist.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I am as honest as I can afford to be,&rdquo; is an
+observation common in the mouth of those who really and truly
+earn their bread and acquire a creditable reputation by the sweat
+of their brow.&nbsp; It never seems to occur to them that such an
+admission is equal to a confession of dishonesty, and since it is
+simply a matter of degree, that the common thief on the same
+grounds may claim the privilege of shaking them by the hand as
+their equal.&nbsp; The man who fixes the standard of his honesty
+at no greater height becomes an easy prey to temptation.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;If he is as honest as he can afford to be,&rdquo; and no
+more, it simply means that his means not being equal to his
+necessities he has already admitted the thin end of the wedge of
+dishonesty to make good the gap, and that should the said gap
+unhappily widen, the wedge must enter still further in until a
+total splitting up of the system ensues, and the wedge itself
+becomes the only steadfast thing to cling to.</p>
+<p>That this melancholy consummation is not more frequently
+attained is the great wonder, and would tend to show that many
+men adopt a sort of hobbling compromise, walking as it were with
+one foot on the path of rectitude, and the other in the miry way
+of petty theft, until they get to the end of life&rsquo;s tether
+and both feet slip into the grave.</p>
+<p>It is a fact at once humiliating, but there it stands stark
+and stern, and will not be denied, that there are daily <a
+name="page169"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 169</span>pursuing
+their ordinary business, and passing as honest, hundreds and
+thousands of labouring folk, who, if their various malversations
+were brought to light, and they were prosecuted, would find
+themselves in prison ere they were a day older.&nbsp; Nor should
+this startle us very much, as we are well aware of it, and mayhap
+are in no small degree responsible for it, since it is mainly
+owing to our indolent disregard that the evil has become so
+firmly established; at the same time it should be borne in mind,
+that this no more excuses those who practise and profit on our
+indifference to small pilferings than a disinclination to
+prosecute a professional pickpocket mitigates the offence of the
+delinquent.</p>
+<p>The species of dishonesty alluded to, as not coming within the
+official term &ldquo;professional,&rdquo; has many aliases.&nbsp;
+Ordinarily it is called by the cant name of &ldquo;perks,&rdquo;
+which is a convenient abbreviation of the word
+&ldquo;perquisites,&rdquo; and in the hands of the users of it,
+it shows itself a word of amazing flexibility.&nbsp; It applies
+to such unconsidered trifles as wax candle ends, and may be
+stretched so as to cover the larcenous abstraction by our
+man-servant of forgotten coats and vests.&nbsp; As has been
+lately exposed in the newspapers, it is not a rare occurrence for
+your butler or your cook to conspire with the roguish tradesman,
+the latter being permitted to charge &ldquo;his own
+prices,&rdquo; on condition that when the monthly bill is paid,
+the first robber hands over to the second two-shillings or
+half-a-crown in the pound.&nbsp; It is not, however, these sleek,
+and well-fed non-professional thieves that I would just now speak
+of, but <a name="page170"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+170</span>rather of the working man&mdash;the journeyman tailor
+for example.</p>
+<p>Did anyone ever yet hear of a working tailor who was proof
+against misappropriation of his neighbour&rsquo;s goods, or as he
+playfully designates it, &ldquo;cabbage?&rdquo;&nbsp; Is it not a
+standard joke in the trade this &ldquo;cabbage?&rdquo;&nbsp; Did
+one ever hear of a tailor being shunned by his fellow-workmen, or
+avoided by his neighbours, on account of his predilection for
+&ldquo;cabbage?&rdquo;&nbsp; Yet what is it but another word for
+&ldquo;theft?&rdquo;&nbsp; If I entrust a builder with so much
+timber, and so much stone, and so many bricks, to build me a
+house, and I afterwards discover that by clever dodging and
+scheming he has contrived to make me believe that all the
+material I gave him has been employed in my house, whereas he has
+managed to filch enough to build himself a small cottage, do I
+accept his humorous explanation that it is only
+&ldquo;cabbage,&rdquo; and forgive him?&nbsp; No.&nbsp; I regard
+it as my duty to afford him an opportunity of explaining the
+matter to a magistrate.&nbsp; But if I entrust my tailor with
+stuff for a suit, and it afterwards comes to my knowledge that he
+has &ldquo;screwed&rdquo; an extra waistcoat out of it, which he
+keeps or sells for his own benefit, do I regard it as a serious
+act of robbery?&nbsp; I am ashamed to say that I do not; I may
+feel angry, and conceive a contempt for tailors, but I take no
+steps to bring the rogue to justice.&nbsp; I say to myself,
+&ldquo;It is a mean trick, but they all do it,&rdquo; which is
+most unjust to the community of tailors, because though I may
+suspect that they all do it, I have no proof of the fact, whereas
+I have proof that there is a dishonest tailor in their <a
+name="page171"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 171</span>guild, and
+I have no right to assume but that they would regard it as a
+favour if I would assist them in weeding him out.</p>
+<p>And it is almost as good a joke as the calling downright theft
+by the comical name of &ldquo;cabbage,&rdquo; that the tailor
+will do this and all the time insist on his right to be classed
+with honest men.&nbsp; He insists on this because he was never
+known to steal anything besides such goods as garments are made
+out of.&nbsp; As he comes along bringing your new suit home he
+would think it no sin to call at that repository for stolen goods
+the &ldquo;piece broker&rsquo;s,&rdquo; and sell there a strip of
+your unused cloth for a shilling, but you may safely trust him in
+the hall where the hats and umbrellas and overcoats are.&nbsp; He
+would as soon think of breaking into your house with crowbars and
+skeleton keys, as of abstracting a handkerchief he saw peeping
+out of a pocket of one of the said coats.</p>
+<p>As with the tailor, so it is with the upholsterer, and the
+dressmaker, and the paperhanger, and the plumber, and all the
+rest of them.&nbsp; I don&rsquo;t say that every time they take a
+shred of this, or a pound weight of that, that they have before
+their eyes the enormity of the offence they are about to
+commit.&nbsp; What they do they see no great harm in.&nbsp;
+Indeed, point out to them and make it clear that their offence
+has but to be brought fairly before the criminal authorities to
+ensure them a month on the treadmill, and they would as a rule be
+shocked past repeating the delinquency.&nbsp; And well would it
+be if they were shocked past it, ere misfortune overtake
+them.&nbsp; It is when &ldquo;hard up&rdquo; times set in, and it
+is difficult indeed <a name="page172"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 172</span>to earn an honest penny, that these
+rudimentary exercises in the art of pillage tell against a
+man.&nbsp; It is then that he requires his armour of proof
+against temptation, and lo! it is full of holes and rust-eaten
+places, and he falls at the first assault of the enemy.</p>
+<h3><a name="page173"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+173</span>CHAPTER X.<br />
+<span class="GutSmall">CRIMINAL SUPPRESSION AND
+PUNISHMENT.</span></h3>
+<p class="gutsumm"><i>Lord Romilly&rsquo;s Suggestion concerning
+the Education of the Children of
+Criminals</i>.&mdash;<i>Desperate Criminals</i>.&mdash;<i>The
+Alleys of the Borough</i>.&mdash;<i>The worst Quarters not</i>,
+<i>as a rule</i>, <i>the most Noisy</i>.&mdash;<i>The Evil
+Example of</i> &ldquo;<i>Gallows Heroes</i>,&rdquo;
+&ldquo;<i>Dick Turpin</i>,&rdquo; &ldquo;<i>Blueskin</i>,&rdquo;
+<i>&amp;c.</i>&mdash;<i>The Talent for</i> &ldquo;<i>Gammoning
+Lady Green</i>.&rdquo;&mdash;<i>A worthy Governor&rsquo;s Opinion
+as to the best way of</i> &ldquo;<i>Breaking</i>&rdquo; <i>a Bad
+Boy</i>.&mdash;<i>Affection for</i>
+&ldquo;<i>Mother</i>.&rdquo;&mdash;<i>The Dark Cell and its
+Inmate</i>.&mdash;<i>An Affecting Interview</i>.</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">No</span> less an authority than Lord
+Romilly, discoursing on the alarming prevalence and increase of
+crime, especially amongst the juveniles of the criminal class,
+remarks: &ldquo;It is a recognised fact, that there is a great
+disposition on the part of children to follow the vocation of
+their father, and in the case of the children of thieves there is
+no alternative.&nbsp; They become thieves, because they are
+educated in the way, and have no other trade to apply themselves
+to.&nbsp; To strike at the root of the evil, I would suggest,
+that if a man committed felony, all his children under the age,
+say of ten, should be taken from him, and educated at the expense
+of the State.&nbsp; It might perhaps be said, that a man who
+wanted to provide for his children, need in that case only to
+commit felony to <a name="page174"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+174</span>accomplish his object, but I believe that the effect
+would be just the contrary.&nbsp; I believe that no respectable
+person would commit felony for such a purpose, and that if we
+knew more about the feelings of thieves, we should find that they
+had amongst them a species of morality, and displayed affection
+for their children.&nbsp; My opinion is, that to take their
+children away from them would be an effectual mode of punishment;
+and though the expense might be great, it would be repaid in a
+few years by the diminution in crime.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Although Lord Romilly&rsquo;s opinions on this subject may be
+somewhat in advance of those commonly prevalent, there can be no
+question that they tend in the right direction.&nbsp; Crime may
+be suppressed, but it can never be exterminated by simply lopping
+the flourishing boughs and branches it puts forth; it should be
+attacked at the root, and the thief child is the root of the
+adult growth, tough, strong-limbed, and six feet high.&nbsp;
+Precisely the same argument as that used as regards the abolition
+of neglected children applies in the case of the infant born in
+crime.&nbsp; The nest in which for generations crime has bred
+should be destroyed.&nbsp; It is only, however, to the initiated
+that the secluded spots where these nests may be found is
+known.&nbsp; A correspondent of the <i>Times</i> lately made an
+exploration, from the report of which the following is an
+extract.</p>
+<blockquote><p>&ldquo;I was shown in the east and south sides of
+London what I may almost say were scores of men, about whom the
+detectives, who accompanied me, expressed grave doubts as to my
+life being safe among them <a name="page175"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 175</span>for a single hour, if it were known
+I had &pound;20 or &pound;30 about me; and above all, if the
+crime of knocking me on the head could be committed under such
+circumstances as would afford fair probabilities of eluding
+detection.&nbsp; I don&rsquo;t mean to say that these desperate
+criminals are confined to any particular quarter of London;
+unfortunately they are not, or if they were, there is only one
+particular quarter in which we should wish to see them all
+confined, and that is Newgate.&nbsp; But no matter how numerous
+they may be elsewhere, there is certainly one quarter in which
+they are pre-eminently abundant, and that is around the alleys of
+the Borough.&nbsp; Here are to be found, not only the lowest
+description of infamous houses, but the very nests and nurseries
+of crime.&nbsp; The great mass of the class here is simply
+incorrigible.&nbsp; Their hand is against every man; their life
+is one continuous conspiracy against the usages of property and
+safety of society.&nbsp; They have been suckled, cradled and
+hardened in scenes of guilt, intemperance, and profligacy.&nbsp;
+Here are to be found the lowest of the low class of beershops in
+London, and probably in the world, the acknowledged haunts of
+&ldquo;smashers,&rdquo; burglars, thieves and forgers.&nbsp;
+There is hardly a grade in crime, the chief representatives of
+which may not be met among the purlieus of the Borough.&nbsp;
+There are people who have been convicted over and over again, but
+there are also hundreds of known ruffians who are as yet
+unconvicted, and who, by marvellous good luck, as well as by
+subtle cunning, have managed up to the present time to elude
+detection.&nbsp; It is the greatest error to suppose that all, or
+even a majority of the criminal <a name="page176"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 176</span>classes are continually passing
+through the hands of justice.&nbsp; Griffith, the hank-note
+forger, who was tried, I think, in 1862, stated in prison that he
+had carried on the printing of counterfeit notes for more than 15
+years.&nbsp; Of course this man was sedulous in concealing his
+occupation from the police, but there are hundreds of others who
+almost openly follow equally criminal and far more dangerous
+pursuits with whom the police cannot interfere.&nbsp; Our present
+business should be to look up these vagabonds, and our future
+vocation to destroy their recognised haunts.&nbsp; It is no good
+killing one wasp when we leave the nest untouched.&nbsp; Thieves,
+it must be remembered, are a complete fraternity, and have a
+perfect organization among themselves.&nbsp; The quarter round
+Kent Street, in the Borough, for instance, is almost wholly
+tenanted by them, and the houses they occupy are very good
+property, for thieves will pay almost any amount of rent, and pay
+it regularly, for the sake of keeping together.&nbsp; The aspect
+of this quarter is low, foul and dingy.&nbsp; Obscurity of
+language and conduct is of course common to all parts of it, but
+it is not as a rule a riotous neighbourhood.&nbsp; Thieves do not
+rob each other, and they have a wholesome fear of making rows,
+lest it should bring the police into their notorious
+territory.&nbsp; These haunts are not only the refuges and
+abiding places of criminals, but they are the training colleges
+for young thieves.&nbsp; Apart from the crimes which arise, I
+might say almost naturally from passion or poverty&mdash;apart
+also from the mere relaxation of moral culture, caused by the
+daily exhibition of apparent success in crime, it is known that
+an organized corruption <a name="page177"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 177</span>is carried on by the adult thieves
+among the lads of London.&rdquo;</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>It is by laying hands on these children, and providing them
+with employment, the pleasurable exercise of which shall of
+itself convince them how infinitely superior as a
+&ldquo;policy&rdquo; honesty is to be preferred to that which
+consigned their father to Portland, that we may do more good than
+by the concoction of as many legislative enactments as have had
+birth since Magna Charta.&nbsp; Of the children who are not the
+progeny of thieves, but who somehow find their way into the
+criminal ranks, it is undoubtedly true that pernicious
+literature, more than once alluded to in these pages, does much
+to influence them towards evil courses.&nbsp; This is a belief
+that is justified, not alone by observation and inference, but by
+the confession of juvenile prisoners themselves.&nbsp; It is a
+fact that at least fifty per cent. of the young thieves lodged in
+gaol, when questioned on the subject, affect that it was the
+shining example furnished by such gallows heroes as &ldquo;Dick
+Turpin&rdquo; and &ldquo;Blueskin,&rdquo; that first beguiled
+them from the path of rectitude, and that a large proportion of
+their ill-gotten gains was expended in the purchase of such
+delectable biographies.</p>
+<p>This, however, is ground that should be trod with
+caution.&nbsp; Useful as such revelations may be in guiding us
+towards conclusions on which vigorous action may be based, it
+should be constantly borne in mind that it is not all pure and
+untainted truth that proceeds from the mouths of the juvenile
+habitual criminal in gaol any more than from his elders under the
+same conditions.&nbsp; A talent <a name="page178"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 178</span>for gammoning &ldquo;Lady
+Green,&rdquo; as the prison chaplain is irreverently styled, is
+highly appreciated amongst the thieving fraternity.&nbsp; Boys
+are as quick-witted as men in their way, and on certain matters
+much quicker.&nbsp; They are less doggedly obstinate than most
+adults of the same class, and more keenly alive to mischief,
+especially when its practice may bring them some benefit.&nbsp; I
+have witnessed several instances of this, and many others have
+been brought under my notice by prison officials.&nbsp; As, for
+instance, in a certain gaol that shall be nameless, the governor
+has a fixed conviction that the one huge fountain head of
+juvenile depravity is the tobacco pipe.&nbsp; And ample indeed
+are his grounds for such conclusion, since almost every boy that
+comes into his custody testifies to his sagacity.&nbsp; His old
+customers never fail.&nbsp; He invariably questions the male
+delinquent on the subject, and as invariably he gets the answer
+he expects, and which favours his pet theory: &ldquo;It is all
+through smoking, sir; I never knowed what bad &rsquo;abits was
+afore I took to &lsquo;bacca.&rsquo;&rdquo;&nbsp; The
+probabilities, however, are that the little villains are aware of
+the governor&rsquo;s weakness, and humour it.</p>
+<p>It would seem so the more, because these same boys when
+quartered in another gaol, the master of which rode a hobby of
+another pattern, alter their tune so as to meet the
+emergency.&nbsp; There is a prison in the suburbs of London, one
+of the largest, and as far as I have had opportunity of judging,
+one of the best managed and conducted; but the governor of it has
+his boy-weakness.&nbsp; He is quite convinced in his own mind
+that the main spring of crime <a name="page179"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 179</span>is the perusal of the sort of
+literature herein alluded to.&nbsp; This is a fact generally
+known among the juvenile criminal population, and they never fail
+to make the most of it when the time comes.&nbsp; I went the
+rounds of his gaol with this governor on one occasion, when the
+&ldquo;boy wing&rdquo; was occupied by about forty tenants, and
+in each case was the important question put, and in the majority
+of cases it was answered, &ldquo;It was them there penny numbers
+what I used to take in, sir,&rdquo; or words to that effect, and
+the little humbug was rewarded by a pat on the head, and an
+admonition &ldquo;always to speak the truth.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>The same gentleman has another peculiarity; it does not
+deserve to be stigmatised a weakness, its nature is so
+amiable.&nbsp; He has a firm belief that the best way of
+&ldquo;breaking&rdquo; a bad boy, is to appeal to his bygone
+affection for his mother.&nbsp; &ldquo;The boy who is callous to
+an appeal of that sort is past hope in my opinion,&rdquo; said
+the worthy governor, and in justice to the lads at the time in
+his keeping, I must confess that there was not a callous one
+amongst them, for they all most dutifully wept, in some cases
+bellowed as loudly as the stern restriction of the silent system
+would permit, as soon as the delicate subject was broached.</p>
+<p>The effect of this talisman was curiously exhibited in the
+case of a boy, about as depraved and hardened a little wretch as
+it is possible to imagine.&nbsp; He had only been admitted the
+previous day, and already he was incarcerated in a dark cell for
+outrageous conduct.</p>
+<p>I had never before seen a dark cell, and therefore had no idea
+of the horrible place it was.&nbsp; A cell within a <a
+name="page180"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 180</span>cell.&nbsp;
+The interior of the first is so black that when the governor
+entered it I speedily lost sight of him, and I was only made
+aware of his opening an inner door by hearing the key clicking in
+the lock.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Come out here, lad,&rdquo; he exclaimed firmly, but
+kindly.</p>
+<p>The lad came out, looming like a small and ragged patch of
+twilight in utter blackness until he gradually appeared before
+us.&nbsp; He was not a big lad, not more than thirteen years old,
+I should say, with a short-cropped bullet-head, and with an old
+hard face with twice thirteen years of vice in it.</p>
+<p>The prison dress consisted of a sort of blouse and trousers,
+both of a stout woollen material of slate colour.&nbsp; It was
+evening, and evidently, the captive, hopeless of release that
+night, had, previously to our disturbing him, composed himself
+for slumber.&nbsp; His method, doubtless derived from frequent
+experience of so disposing his attire as to get as much warmth
+out of it as possible, was somewhat curious: he had released his
+trousers of their braces, so that they descended below his feet,
+and the collar of his blouse was pulled up high over his
+ears.&nbsp; Owing to his embarrassed habiliments, he shambled out
+of the pitchy blackness at a snail&rsquo;s pace, his white cotton
+braces trailing behind like a tail, and completing his
+goblin-like appearance.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;This is a very bad lad, sir,&rdquo; remarked the
+governor sternly; &ldquo;he only came in yesterday, and to-day
+while out for exercise with the others, he must misconduct
+himself, and when the warder reproved him, he must swear <a
+name="page181"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 181</span>some
+horrible oath against him.&nbsp; It is for that he is here.&nbsp;
+How many times have you been here, lad?&rdquo;</p>
+<p><i>Lad</i> (gulping desperately).&nbsp; &ldquo;Three times,
+sir!&rdquo;</p>
+<p><i>Governor</i> (sternly).&nbsp; &ldquo;What! speak the truth,
+lad.&rdquo;</p>
+<p><i>Lad</i> (with a determined effort to gouge tears out of his
+eyes with his knuckles).&nbsp; &ldquo;Four times, sir.&rdquo;</p>
+<p><i>Governor</i>.&nbsp; &ldquo;Four times! and so you&rsquo;ll
+go on till you are sent away, I&rsquo;m afraid.&nbsp; Can you
+read, lad?&rdquo;</p>
+<p><i>Lad</i> (with a penitential wriggle).&nbsp; &ldquo;Yes,
+sir; I wish as I couldn&rsquo;t, sir.&rdquo;</p>
+<p><i>Governor</i>.&nbsp; &ldquo;Ah! why so?&rdquo;</p>
+<p><i>Lad</i> (with a doleful wag of his bullet-head).&nbsp;
+&ldquo;Cos then I shouldn&rsquo;t have read none of them
+highwaymen&rsquo;s books, sir; it was them as was the beginning
+of it.&rdquo;</p>
+<p><i>Governor</i>.&nbsp; &ldquo;Ah!&rdquo; (a pause)&nbsp;
+&ldquo;Have you a mother, my lad?&rdquo;</p>
+<p><i>Lad</i>.&nbsp; &ldquo;Boo-oh!&rdquo;</p>
+<p><i>Governor</i>.&nbsp; &ldquo;Answer me, my lad, have you a
+mother?&rdquo;</p>
+<p><i>Lad</i> (convulsively clasping the corners of his collars,
+and hiding his eyes in them).&nbsp; &ldquo;Ye-ye-ess,
+sir!&rdquo;</p>
+<p><i>Governor</i>.&nbsp; &ldquo;Ah, I thought so! where does she
+live?&rdquo;</p>
+<p><i>Lad</i>.&nbsp; &ldquo;Man-manchester, please, sir!&rdquo;
+(a tremulous sniff, indicative of the impending explosion).</p>
+<p><i>Governor</i>.&nbsp; &ldquo;And what do you think would be
+her feelings could she see you as you now are?&rdquo;</p>
+<p><i>Lad</i>.&nbsp; &ldquo;Boo-ooh&rdquo; (here a writhe so
+agonized that a hand had to be spared from his eyes to save his
+trousers from slipping down).&nbsp; &ldquo;Boo-ooh!&nbsp; I was
+just a thinkin&rsquo; on her when you opened the cell, sir!&nbsp;
+Boo-oo-ooh!&rdquo;</p>
+<p><i>Governor</i>.&nbsp; &ldquo;You were thinking of your
+mother, eh?&nbsp; <a name="page182"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+182</span>Well, well, I&rsquo;m glad to hear that.&nbsp; If I let
+you go back to your own cell, will you promise never to swear
+again?&rdquo;</p>
+<p><i>Lad</i>.&nbsp; &ldquo;Booh! yes, sir.&rdquo;</p>
+<p><i>Governor</i>.&nbsp; &ldquo;You may go, then.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>And with a countenance almost radiant with his unexpected
+stroke of good luck, the incorrigible young thief grasped his
+trouser legs, and scuttled up the long dim corridor till, except
+for his white tail, he was lost in the darkness.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;They don&rsquo;t like the dark cell,&rdquo; remarked
+the humane governor, as he gazed after the retreating figure;
+&ldquo;anything rather than that.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;The younger prisoners especially, I should say,&rdquo;
+I returned.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Oh, I don&rsquo;t know that,&rdquo; said the governor,
+at the same time, however, shaking his head rather as a man who
+<i>did</i> know, but did not care to say.</p>
+<h3><a name="page183"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+183</span>CHAPTER XI.<br />
+<span class="GutSmall">ADULT CRIMINALS AND THE NEW LAW FOR THEIR
+BETTER GOVERNMENT.</span></h3>
+<p class="gutsumm"><i>Recent
+Legislation</i>.&mdash;<i>Statistics</i>.&mdash;<i>Lord
+Kimberley&rsquo;s</i> &ldquo;<i>Habitual Criminals</i>&rdquo;
+<i>Bill</i>.&mdash;<i>The Present System of
+Licence-Holders</i>.&mdash;<i>Colonel Henderson&rsquo;s
+Report</i>.&mdash;<i>Social Enemies of Suspected
+Men</i>.&mdash;<i>The Wrong-Headed Policeman and the Mischief he
+may Cause</i>.&mdash;<i>Looking Out for a
+Chance</i>.&mdash;<i>The Last Resource of Desperate
+Honesty</i>.&mdash;<i>A Brotherly
+Appeal</i>.&mdash;&ldquo;<i>Ginger will Settle
+Her</i>.&rdquo;&mdash;<i>Ruffians who should be Imprisoned for
+Life</i>.</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Regarding</span> the terms professional
+thief and habitual criminal as synonymous, now that we come to
+consider briefly what are at present the means adopted for the
+reformation of criminals and the suppression and punishment of
+crime, and what the most recent and plausible suggestions for
+amendment and improvement, we find the work already done to our
+hand, and naught remains but to cull from the shoals of evidence
+<i>pro</i> and <i>con</i> that have been lately set before the
+public.</p>
+<p>The total cost of our prisons and prisoners for the year 1867,
+was &pound;657,129, distributed as follows: (1) Extraordinary
+charges for new buildings, &amp;c., &pound;177,553 19s. 9d.&nbsp;
+(2) Ordinary charges &pound;108,218 15s. 11d.&nbsp; (3)
+Officers&rsquo; salaries, &amp;c., &pound;213,285 15s. 5d., and
+(4) Prisoners&rsquo; diet, sick allowances, clothing, &amp;c.,
+&pound;158,071 5s. 3d.&nbsp; The average yearly charge per
+prisoner under each head <a name="page184"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 184</span>of costs, was as follows:&mdash;(1)
+Extraordinary charges &pound;9 17s. 4d.&nbsp; (2.) Ordinary
+annual charges &pound;6 0s. 3d. (making together &pound;15 17s.
+7d.).&nbsp; (3) Officers and attendants &pound;11 17s. 1d.&nbsp;
+(4) Prisoners&rsquo; diet &pound;6 11s. 1d., and clothing
+&pound;2 4s. 7d. (together &pound;8 15s. 8d.), making a total per
+prisoner of &pound;36 10s. 4d., or omitting the extraordinary
+charge for buildings, &amp;c., &pound;26 13s.&nbsp; The average
+of &pound;36 10s. 4d. is higher than the corresponding average
+for 1865&ndash;6 by &pound;2 1s. 8d.&nbsp; The average of
+&pound;26 13s. is higher than the corresponding average by 15s.
+1d.&nbsp; These averages are calculated upon the total amounts
+under each head of expenditure, and the total daily average
+number in all the prisons.&nbsp; The average cost per prisoner
+naturally shows great variation in different prisons.&nbsp; The
+highest is at Alnwick, viz.: &pound;114 3s. 2d. against
+&pound;110 1s. 2d. in 1865&ndash;6, &pound;108 2s. 5d. in
+1864&ndash;5, and &pound;88 15s. 11d. in 1863&ndash;4, <i>with a
+daily average of one prisoner in each year</i>!&nbsp; At Oakham,
+the average cost for 1866&ndash;7 is &pound;80 13s. 3d., with a
+daily average of 10 prisoners against &pound;93 16s. 2d. in
+1865&ndash;6, and &pound;87 1s. 9d. in 1864&ndash;5, with the
+daily average of 8 prisoners in each of those years; at Appleby
+&pound;70 2s. with a daily average of 6 prisoners; at Ilford
+&pound;51 6s. with a daily average of 20 prisoners.&nbsp; The
+lowest averages are as follows: At Hull &pound;16 17s., with a
+daily average of 173 prisoners; at Salford &pound;16 17s. 8d.,
+with a daily average of 568 prisoners; at Liverpool &pound;18 8s.
+9d. with a daily average of 952 prisoners; at Devonport &pound;18
+12s. 4d., with a daily average of 58 prisoners; at Durham
+&pound;18 16s. 9d., with a daily average of 433 <a
+name="page185"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 185</span>prisoners;
+and at Manchester &pound;19 1s. 3d., with a daily average of 631
+prisoners.&nbsp; The following are the comparative costs per
+prisoner for the whole of the prisons for each of the last six
+years:&mdash;&pound;24 3s. 4d., &pound;23 7s. 5d., &pound;23 7s.
+10d., &pound;24 3s. 3d., &pound;25 17s. 11d., and &pound;26
+13s.</p>
+<p>The total number of police and constabulary for the same year,
+is set down at 24,073 as against 23,728 in the year
+preceding.&nbsp; The total cost for the year is &pound;1,920,505
+12s. 2d. as against &pound;1,827,105 16s. 7d. in 1866, an
+increase of upwards of 5 per cent. following an increase of
+&pound;78,647 17s. 1d., or 4.5 per cent. upon the amount for
+1864&ndash;5.&nbsp; As compared with the total costs for
+1856&ndash;7, the first year for which returns were made under
+the Act; the increase in 1866&ndash;7 amounts to &pound;654,926,
+or upwards of 51 per cent.&nbsp; The increase in the number of
+the police and constabulary during the same period is 4,886, or
+upwards of 25 per cent.</p>
+<p>The number of persons committed for trial in 1867 was less
+than the number for any of the four years immediately preceding
+1866.&nbsp; The increase in 1867, as compared with 1866, is in
+the number of males, viz., 328.&nbsp; In the number of females
+there is a <i>decrease</i> of 206.&nbsp; The following are the
+numbers committed for trial in each of the last 20
+years:&mdash;</p>
+<table>
+<tr>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">1848</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">30,349</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">1855</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">25,972</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">1862</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">20,001</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">1849</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">27,816</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">1856</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">19,437</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">1863</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">20,818</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">1850</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">26,813</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">1857</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">20,269</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">1864</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">19,506</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">1851</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">27,960</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">1858</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">17,855</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">1865</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">19,614</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">1852</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">27,510</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">1859</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">16,674</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">1866</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">18,849</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">1853</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">27,057</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">1860</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">15,999</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">1867</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">18,971</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">1854</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">29,359</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">1861</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">18,326</p>
+</td>
+<td colspan="2"><p style="text-align: right">&nbsp;</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+<p><a name="page186"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 186</span>As
+already intimated in these pages, Lord Kimberley is responsible
+for introducing the broad and important subject of Criminal Law
+Reform to the legislature for its reconsideration and
+reformation.&nbsp; In introducing this bill for the suppression
+of crime, his lordship reminded the peers assembled that in the
+year 1853, after a very full discussion with respect to
+transportation it was resolved, partly on account of the evils of
+the system, and partly on account of the strong remonstrances of
+our Australian colonists to whom our convicts had been sent, that
+it should, to a considerable extent cease, and that accordingly
+an Act was passed imposing for the first time the sentence of
+penal servitude as a substitute for transportation in the greater
+number of cases.&nbsp; From that time transportation was limited
+to Western Australia and the Bermudas.&nbsp; The numbers sent to
+Western Australia did not average more than 460 per annum.&nbsp;
+The colonists, however, despite this moderate consignment, felt
+by no means flattered by the distinction conferred on them, and
+in consideration of their strong remonstrances, in the course of
+a few years transportation to Australia entirely ceased.</p>
+<p>Penal servitude was the arrangement substituted, and the chief
+feature of it was the ticket-of-leave.&nbsp; The system promised
+well, but no sooner was it fairly at work than the public took
+alarm at the number of convicts scattered over the country
+holding these tickets, and then another change was resolved
+on.&nbsp; A commission, presided over by Lord Carnarvon, was
+appointed to examine the whole question of penal servitude, and
+the result was a <a name="page187"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+187</span>report containing several important
+recommendations.&nbsp; Foremost of these was that sentences of
+penal servitude which had been as short as three years, should
+not, in future, be passed for shorter terms than seven
+years.&nbsp; Another, almost equally important, was to the effect
+that convicts sentenced to penal servitude should be subjected in
+the first place to nine months separate imprisonment, and then to
+labour on public works for the remainder of the term for which
+they were sentenced, but with a power of earning by industry and
+good conduct an abridgment of this part of punishment.&nbsp; The
+provision under which police supervision has since been carried
+out, and the conditions under which licences should be earned by
+good conduct, were also laid down.&nbsp; As further stated by his
+lordship, when the Act of 1864 was under consideration, great
+doubts were expressed whether it was possible to carry out a
+satisfactory system by which the good conduct of convicts and
+their industry when employed on public works could be so measured
+that they should earn an abridgment of their sentences.&nbsp;
+Experience, however, showed that the system in its working was to
+a great extent successful, especially when the management of the
+business in question fell into the hands of Colonel Henderson,
+who succeeded the late Sir Joshua Jebb.&nbsp; Under Colonel
+Henderson&rsquo;s supervision it has been found possible to exact
+from convicts the really hard and patient industry which is
+necessary before they can obtain a remission of their
+sentences.&nbsp; The value of the work performed by convicts at
+the three convict prisons&mdash;Portsmouth, Portland, and
+Chatham&mdash;<a name="page188"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+188</span>was during the year 1868, &pound;106,421; while the
+cost of maintaining those establishments was &pound;110,532, so
+that the earnings nearly equalled the whole expense to which the
+country was put; indeed, as regards Chatham, where there are
+great facilities for remunerative work in making bricks for
+public works, there was an actual profit.&nbsp; In 1867 the
+average daily number of convicts at Chatham was 990, and the
+value of their labour was &pound;40,898 7s., while the cost of
+their maintenance and supervision was &pound;35,315 18s., there
+being thus a surplus of &pound;5,582 9s.&nbsp; Under this new and
+improved system, in which the feature last quoted shows so
+satisfactorily, crime decreased.&nbsp; In 1865&ndash;6 the
+indictable offences committed numbered 50,549, and in
+1866&ndash;7 they were 55,538, showing an increase of 4,989, or
+something under 10 per cent.&nbsp; From 1856 to 1862, the
+convictions excluding summary ones, the annual average was
+13,859, while in 1867 the number was 14,207.&nbsp; His Lordship
+explained that he began with 1856, because in the previous year
+the Criminal Jurisdiction Act was passed, enabling a considerable
+number of crimes to be dealt with summarily.&nbsp; Although this
+shows an apparent increase from 13,859 to 14,207, it must be
+remembered that in the interval the population increased by
+nearly two and a-half millions, so that there is a decrease
+rather than an increase in proportion to the population.&nbsp;
+Satisfactory, however, as was this result, it appeared to Lord
+Kimberley that, as we naturally obtain fresh experience from year
+to year, fresh opportunities of committing crime being
+discovered, and fresh means of meeting these offences, it is
+necessary <a name="page189"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+189</span>from time to time to re-adjust our system, and make it
+more complete.&nbsp; Another reason for carefully scrutinising,
+and seeing whether we cannot improve our system, is the complete
+cessation of transportation; for though during the last few years
+we have not sent out to our colonics any very large number of
+convicts, it is obvious that for 500 convicts a year to remain in
+this country involves a considerable increase of the convict
+population.&nbsp; The number of males now on licence is 1,566,
+and of females 441, in 1870 it will probably be 1,705, and about
+ten years hence it will probably be something under 3,000.</p>
+<p>These, however, form but a small portion of the great criminal
+class.&nbsp; Of this latter the average of 1865&ndash;6,
+1864&ndash;5 and 1863&ndash;4, shows the following results:</p>
+<p>Known thieves and depredators 22,959, receivers of stolen
+goods 3,095, prostitutes 27,186, suspected persons 29,468,
+vagrants and tramps 32,938, making a total of 122,646.&nbsp; In
+the metropolis alone there were in 1866&ndash;7, 14,648 persons
+living by dishonest means, and 5,628 prostitutes.&nbsp; The
+number in 1865&ndash;6 being 14,491 and 5,554.</p>
+<p>The above being in the main Lord Kimberley&rsquo;s grounds of
+justification for bringing forward his &ldquo;Habitual
+Criminals&rsquo; Bill,&rdquo; let us take its first provision,
+that applying to convicts, who on the strength of a
+ticket-of-leave are in the enjoyment of conditional liberty, and
+inquire what is precisely the system it is intended to supersede,
+and what are the practical results of the workings of this last
+mentioned system, viz.: that which on the recommendation of the
+committee, under the presidency <a name="page190"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 190</span>of Lord Carnavon, became law in
+1864.&nbsp; The following memorandum as to the present system of
+licence holders reporting themselves to the police, under the
+Penal Servitude Amendment Act, 1864, was issued recently by
+Colonel Henderson, Commissioner of Police of the
+Metropolis:&mdash;</p>
+<blockquote><p>&ldquo;A male licence holder is required
+personally to report himself at the principal police-station of
+the district in which he resides within three days of his
+liberation.&nbsp; A printed descriptive form of the licence
+holder is sent from the prison to the police with the address
+where the man, previous to his liberation, stated he intended to
+reside.&nbsp; The officer on duty, when the licence holder
+reports himself, instructs him in what he is required to do, and
+also delivers to him a printed notice.&nbsp; No further steps are
+then taken by the police for a month from that date, when, if the
+licence holder again reports himself, he is considered as
+complying with the law.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;After inquiry to ascertain if the address given is a
+correct one, no further supervision is kept over him by the
+police, and his lodgings are not again visited.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;If a licence holder neglects to report himself as
+above, or is seen, or suspected of leading an irregular life,
+then the police make quiet inquiry, and, as is frequently the
+case, if it is found that he has left the address he was living
+at, his description is inserted in the <i>Police Gazette</i> with
+directions for apprehension.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;The employers are never informed by the police that
+they are employing a licence holder.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Licence holders apprehended for offences have
+complained <a name="page191"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+191</span>to the magistrates that the police harass them, but on
+investigation such statements have always proved to be without
+foundation.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;No case has ever been known of police levying black
+mail on licence holders.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;The Discharged Prisoners&rsquo; Aid Society, 39,
+Charing Cross, with the sanction of the Secretary of State,
+undertakes the care of licence holders.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;The licence holders who wish to place themselves under
+the care of this Society are required to report themselves, on
+liberation, at the King Street Police Station, Westminster, where
+they are served with a notice.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;A messenger from Millbank Prison accompanies the
+licence holders to the police-station, and after this form is
+gone through, all local police supervision ceases until a report
+is made from the Society to the Commissioner.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Of 368 male licence holders discharged into the
+Metropolitan Police district in 1868, 290 placed themselves under
+the care of the Discharged Prisoners&rsquo; Aid Society, either
+on discharge or subsequently.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;There have been difficulties in consequence of this
+divided jurisdiction, but in the event of this bill passing, the
+supervision of convicts who place themselves in charge of the
+Prisoners&rsquo; Aid Society, will be carried on by the police,
+in conjunction with the officers of the Society, and can be so
+arranged as to avoid any undue interference with the men; in
+fact, it is quite as much the interest of the police to endeavour
+to assist licence holders to get honest work, as to arrest them
+if they misconduct themselves, <a name="page192"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 192</span>and for this purpose it would be
+quite sufficient if the licence holder were bound by the
+conditions of his licence to report change of residence and
+employment, the monthly report being of no particular value, so
+long as proper supervision is exercised by the police.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;As regards the arrest of licence holders, or of persons
+who have been twice convicted of felony, it is clear all must
+depend on the personal knowledge of the police constable of the
+person and antecedents of the suspected person.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Under ordinary circumstances, no constable interferes
+with any licence holder, nor would he arrest any man on
+suspicion, without previously reporting the circumstances to the
+Commissioner, who would order quiet inquiry to be made, and give
+instructions, if necessary, for the man&rsquo;s arrest.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Identification would be rendered more easy than at
+present, by the proposed central registration.&rdquo;</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>As the law at present stands, then, in the event of a ticket
+of leave man failing to comply with the police regulations, and
+on his being conveyed before a magistrate, it is provided that if
+the magistrate is satisfied that he is not earning an honest
+living, he may be committed to undergo his original term of
+imprisonment.&nbsp; Under the restrictions of the proposed new
+Bill, however, much more stringent arrangements are
+suggested.&nbsp; The onus of proving his honesty will rest with
+the man who holds the ticket.&nbsp; &ldquo;A licence holder may
+at any time be summoned by a police constable before a
+magistrate, and called upon to show that he is earning an honest
+livelihood, the burden <a name="page193"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 193</span>of proof resting on him; if he
+cannot prove his honesty, he may be committed to undergo his
+original sentence of Penal Servitude.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Now it is evident on the face of it that the above quoted
+clause of the proposed &ldquo;Habitual Criminals Bill&rdquo; is
+beset by many grave objections.&nbsp; In the first place, to vest
+such an amount of irresponsible power in the police is a step
+hardly warranted by one&rsquo;s experience of the intelligence
+and integrity of the &ldquo;force,&rdquo; satisfactory on the
+whole as it may be.&nbsp; There can be no question that as a rule
+the superintendents and inspectors and sergeants are in every
+respect equal to the duties imposed on them; only for the
+unenviable notoriety lately achieved by a functionary still
+higher in command, commissioners also might have been included in
+the favourable list.</p>
+<p>It is equally true, too, that the great majority of the men of
+the &ldquo;force&rdquo; discharge their duty with efficiency; at
+the same time it is undeniable that there are exceptions to the
+good rule.&nbsp; But too frequently do our criminal records
+remind us that virtue&rsquo;s perfect armour is not invariably
+represented by the helmet and the coat of blue.&nbsp; Only lately
+there occurred an alarming instance of this.&nbsp; A gang of
+plunderers and receivers of stolen goods was apprehended, and
+presently there appeared on the scene an individual, then an
+inspector of railway detective police, and formerly holding a
+responsible position in the Metropolitan force, taking on
+himself, with a coolness that bespoke his long experience, the
+office of screening the thief and arranging his escape from the
+law&rsquo;s righteous grasp.&nbsp; Richards is this
+fellow&rsquo;s name, <a name="page194"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 194</span>and he was evidently well known to a
+large circle of acquaintance, whose fame is recorded in the
+records of the Old Bailey.&nbsp; With amazing audacity Mr.
+Richards addressed himself to the two detective policemen who had
+the case in hand, and offered them ten pounds each if they would
+accommodate his clients by committing perjury when the day of
+trial came.&nbsp; Happily the integrity of the two officers was
+proof against the tempting bribe, and the unfortunate negotiator
+found himself even deeper in the mire than those his
+disinterested good nature would have aided.&nbsp; At the same
+time one cannot refrain from asking, is this the first time that
+Mr. Richards has evinced his obliging disposition, and the still
+more important question, does he stand alone, or are there others
+of his school?&nbsp; As is the case with all large communities,
+the police force must include in its number men malicious,
+prejudiced, wrong-headed and foolish.&nbsp; Probably there are no
+serious grounds for the alarm that under the convenient cloak the
+clause in question provides, the policeman, unscrupulous and
+dishonest, might by levying black mail on the poor wretches so
+completely in his power, reap a rich and iniquitous harvest, and
+render nugatory one of the Bill&rsquo;s prime provisions.&nbsp;
+This is an objection that carries no great weight.&nbsp; No law
+that could be passed could put the criminal, the burglar, and the
+house-breaker more at the mercy of the dishonest policeman than
+he now is.&nbsp; As repeatedly appears in our criminal reports,
+the sort of odd intimacy that commonly exists between the thief
+and his natural enemy, the policeman, is very remarkable; the
+latter is as well acquainted with <a name="page195"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 195</span>the haunts of the former as he is
+with the abodes of his own friends and relatives.&nbsp; Should
+the enemies meet in the street, the acquaintance is acknowledged
+by a sort of confident
+&ldquo;I-can-have-you-whenever-I-want-you&rdquo; look on the one
+part, and a half devil-may-care, half deprecatory glance on the
+other.&nbsp; When the crisis arrives, and the thief is
+&ldquo;wanted,&rdquo; he is hailed as Jack, Tom, or Bill, and the
+capture is effected in the most comfortable and business-like
+manner imaginable.</p>
+<p>Under such an harmonious condition of affairs, nothing could
+be easier, were they both agreed, than bribery and corruption of
+the most villanous sort, and, taking Colonel Henderson&rsquo;s
+word, &ldquo;that no case has ever been known of police levying
+black mail on licence holders,&rdquo; and further, considering
+the inadequate pay the policeman receives for the amount of
+intelligent and vigilant service required of him, the country may
+be congratulated on possessing, on the whole, such an almost
+unexceptionally good servant.</p>
+<p>It is the wrong-headed policeman, probably, who would work the
+greatest amount of mischief in this direction.&nbsp; The busy,
+over-zealous man, neither malicious, dishonest, nor vindictive,
+but simply a little too anxious to win for himself a character
+for &ldquo;shrewdness and intelligence.&rdquo;&nbsp; This would
+probably be the young policeman, desirous of making up for his
+lack of experience by a display of extraordinary sagacity.&nbsp;
+To such a man&rsquo;s home-bred, unofficially cultivated ideas of
+right and wrong, it would appear of small use
+&ldquo;suspecting&rdquo; an individual, unless he immediately set
+about testing him with the utmost <a name="page196"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 196</span>severity to know the extent to which
+the suspicion was justified.</p>
+<p>To be sure, an attempt is made in the Bill, as it passed the
+Lords, to guard against the weaknesses and shortcomings of
+constables by making it incumbent on them to obtain the written
+authority of a superior before they arrest and take a man before
+a magistrate; but really this may mean just nothing at all.&nbsp;
+It may be assumed that all the evidence a director of police
+would require before he granted a written authority, would be the
+declaration of the policeman applying for it that he had fair
+grounds for making the application.&nbsp; Undoubtedly he would be
+expected to make out a good case; but that, as an over-zealous
+and prejudiced man, he would be sure to do.&nbsp; The
+superintendent, or whoever it was that had power to issue a
+written warrant for a &ldquo;suspect&rsquo;s&rdquo; apprehension,
+could not, by examination of the prisoner, convince himself of
+the justice of the act of his subordinate, to do which would be
+to usurp the magisterial office.&nbsp; And the process would
+probably be attended with this disadvantage,&mdash;that the said
+written order for arrest would wear an importance that really did
+not belong to it.&nbsp; If a man were arrested simply on the
+authority of a common policeman, the chances are that the
+magistrate would scrutinise the case narrowly, and be guided to a
+conviction solely by the evidence and his own discretion; but the
+case would come under the new act before him to a large extent
+prejudiced.&nbsp; He is instructed that the warrant that
+legalised the man&rsquo;s apprehension was not issued in <a
+name="page197"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 197</span>vague
+supposition that it might he justifiable: an official of the
+law&mdash;a man high in authority&mdash;has sanctioned the
+arrest, and here is his written testimony that he considered the
+step expedient.</p>
+<p>Again, let us for a moment contemplate the difficulties that
+must always attend the proving of his honesty by a man who,
+according to the high authority of the Lord Chancellor, has
+&ldquo;no character to lose.&rdquo;&nbsp; &ldquo;As to what was
+said about the injury done to a man&rsquo;s character by
+supervision, he must observe that a man&rsquo;s character was
+gone after two convictions.&nbsp; It was idle to say that after
+two convictions a man had a character.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>In the case of a man against whom nothing criminal was ever
+suspected, it might be easy enough for him to prove his honesty
+any day, or any hour of the day, he might be called on to do so;
+but it is altogether different with the individual who dare not
+even lay claim to a character for honesty, to prove that the
+suspicions entertained against him are unfounded.&nbsp; It should
+be borne in mind that the difficulties of the poor wretch&rsquo;s
+condition almost preclude the possibility of his making a show of
+earning his bread in a worthy manner.&nbsp; In the majority of
+cases he will be found to be a man without a trade, or, if he has
+one, he will probably sink it, and endeavour to keep out of sight
+of all who knew him and the story of his downfall, by hiding
+amongst the great multitude who turn their hands to any
+rough-and-ready labour that will bring them a shilling.&nbsp;
+There are hundreds and thousands of men in <a
+name="page198"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 198</span>London, and
+indeed in all great cities, who &ldquo;pick up&rdquo; a living
+somehow&mdash;anyhow, and who, though they all the time are
+honest fellows, would find it difficult to account for, and bring
+forward evidence to show, how they were engaged last Monday, and
+again on Wednesday, and what they earned, and whom they earned it
+of.&nbsp; Such men &ldquo;job about,&rdquo; very often in
+localities that, in the case of a man under police supervision,
+to be seen there would be to rouse suspicions as to his
+intentions.&nbsp; For instance, many a shilling or sixpence is
+&ldquo;picked up&rdquo; by men who have nothing better to do, by
+hanging about railway stations and steamboat wharves, and looking
+out for passengers who have luggage they wish carried.&nbsp; But
+supposing that a man, a &ldquo;ticket-of-leave,&rdquo; was to
+resort to such a means of obtaining a livelihood, and that he was
+seen &ldquo;hanging about&rdquo; such places day after day by a
+watchful detective who knew who and what he was,&mdash;with what
+amount of credulity would the authorities receive his statement
+that he was &ldquo;looking out for a chance to carry
+somebody&rsquo;s trunk or carpetbag&rdquo;!&nbsp; In all
+probability the na&iuml;ve assertion would provoke a smile on the
+face of the magistrate who heard the case, and there would be
+&ldquo;laughter&rdquo; in court.</p>
+<p>Again, as is well known, hundreds of men seek work at the
+docks.&nbsp; It might be supposed by their innocent lordships
+that nothing could be easier than for a man to prove his
+employment at such gigantic and sternly-regulated establishments
+as the London or St. Katherine Docks, with their staff of
+liveried officials and responsible gate-keepers.&nbsp; The
+dock-labourer, on his <a name="page199"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 199</span>admittance, is furnished with a
+ticket, and when he leaves he is searched so as to make sure that
+he has stolen none of the valuable goods scattered in every
+direction.&nbsp; But it is a fact that no system can be looser or
+more shambling or shabbier than that which rules in the drudgery
+departments of these great emporiums for ship-loading and
+warehousing.&nbsp; Every morning the dock-gates are besieged by a
+mob clamorous as that which in the old time swarmed about the
+door of the casual-ward; and if rags and patches and
+hunger-pinched visages go for anything, the quality of both mobs
+is much of a sort.&nbsp; It is only men who can find nothing else
+to do who apply at the docks for work, for the pay is but
+threepence an hour, and the labour, hoisting-out and landing
+goods from the holds of ships, is cruelly hard; and it is not
+uncommon to employ a man for an hour and a half or two hours, and
+then discharge him.&nbsp; But it is better than nothing, and it
+is the &ldquo;ready penny&rdquo;&mdash;emphatically the
+penny&mdash;that the miserable, shamefaced, twice-convicted man,
+with some remnant of conscience and good intent remaining in him,
+would seek as the last resource of desperate honesty, all other
+sources failing him.&nbsp; But it would be next to impossible for
+him to prove that he had been working at the docks; no one knows
+him there.&nbsp; He might be there employed twenty times, and
+each time in a different gang, and under a different
+ganger.&nbsp; His workmates for the time are strangers, bearing
+not names, but numbers.&nbsp; Were it to save his life, he would
+find it hard to prove that he occasionally found a
+&ldquo;job&rdquo; at the <a name="page200"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 200</span>docks, and, despite all his honest
+exertions, he would he liable to have his ticket revoked, and be
+sent back to finish to its full length his original sentence.</p>
+<p>Again, it might even happen that a suspected man able to prove
+his honesty would find himself almost in as complete a fix as the
+one who, through circumstances over which he had no control, was
+unable to do so.&nbsp; Under the existing system, we have Colonel
+Henderson&rsquo;s word for it, masters are never informed by the
+police that they are employing a license-holder; but he would
+cease to be assured this immense advantage if Lord Kimberley has
+his way with him.&nbsp; As Earl Shaftesbury pertinently remarks:
+&ldquo;A holder of the ticket-of-leave goes before a magistrate;
+and what happens?&nbsp; He proves that he is earning an honest
+livelihood, and the magistrate dismisses him.&nbsp; He returns to
+his work, and his employer dismisses him also.&nbsp; It has
+occurred before now that men have been dismissed by their
+employers under somewhat similar circumstances.&nbsp; How can you
+compensate a man for such a loss as that?&nbsp; You cannot do it;
+and yet you expose men who may be earning an honest livelihood to
+the danger of that happening to them if they refuse a demand for
+hush-money, or in any other way give offence to a dishonest
+police-constable.&nbsp; I know at the present moment a young man
+who, though convicted, is now in respectable employment, and in
+the receipt of good wages.&nbsp; He is living in terror, lest,
+under the circumstances to which I have referred, he may be
+brought before a police-magistrate.&nbsp; Depend on it that
+hundreds <a name="page201"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+201</span>of men in that position are now watching the progress
+of this Bill.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;On the authority of the late Sir Richard Mayne it has
+been stated that the police have, through the clause that insists
+on convicts reporting themselves monthly, been enabled to furnish
+employment to a good many of the ticket-of-leave men; this,
+however, is very doubtful.&nbsp; That some situations may have
+been obtained for these men through the exertions of the police
+and the Discharged Prisoners&rsquo; Aid Society may be true; but
+of this I am certain, that whatever returns the police may make
+of the places they have obtained for released convicts, they have
+not obtained anything like the number that those men obtained for
+themselves before the adoption of so stringent a
+provision.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>There is undoubtedly a depth of criminality to which it is
+possible for a man to descend, putting himself utterly beyond
+reach of anything but human compassion.&nbsp; His conversion is
+quite hopeless, and he is no better than a predatory wild-beast,
+whose ferocity will endure just as long as his brute-strength
+remains; he would probably bite his best friend at his dying
+gasp.&nbsp; The sort of ruffian here alluded to will perhaps be
+better understood by aid of the following illustration,
+&ldquo;drawn from life&rdquo; not many months since.&nbsp; It is
+a case of a ruffian committed for trial for
+&ldquo;garotting&rdquo; and nearly murdering a gentleman.&nbsp;
+The delectable epistle was written by garotter &ldquo;Bill&rdquo;
+to his brother; and was intrusted to a prisoner, who had served
+his time and was about to quit the gaol, for hand-delivery.&nbsp;
+<a name="page202"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 202</span>Either
+out of fear or forgetfulness, however, the letter was left behind
+and discovered by the authorities.</p>
+<blockquote><p>&ldquo;Dundee Prison, July 18th, 1868.&mdash;Dear
+Brother, the only thing I am afraid of is that moll; if you can
+manage to square her I fear nothing; but if she swears she saw me
+have him by the throat it will not go well with me, for they are
+most d&mdash;d down on garotting.&nbsp; Then again, if she says
+she saw him with that amount of money, by &mdash;! they might put
+me in for the robbery too; and there is seven years dead
+certain.&nbsp; You don&rsquo;t know what a b&mdash; like that
+will say.&nbsp; It can surely to God be squared between so many
+of you, and only the moll to come against me.&nbsp; If the bloke
+is in town he could be easily squared, I think; you could get him
+sweet, put the gloves on him, and things like that, and get him
+to say he cannot swear to me in court; that would be all that was
+wanted; or it is very easy giving that moll a dose.&nbsp; Put
+Ginger up to it; who the h&mdash; would take notice of a w&mdash;
+kicking the bucket?&nbsp; I would do it for you.&nbsp; If any of
+them is squared, tell Ginger to just sign M. H. at the bottom of
+her letter, so as I may know.&nbsp; I think it would be a good
+idea for my mother to get the bloke privately, and make an appeal
+to him; he would have a little feeling for her, I think; if you
+was getting him into the Garrick the wifey could talk to him so
+fine.&nbsp; If you only had one of them squared that&rsquo;s all
+that is wanted; for I am certain there is no more against me than
+them two.&nbsp; Set your brains to work, and stick at nothing; <a
+name="page203"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 203</span>tell them
+not to be afraid of perjury in this case; they can&rsquo;t be
+brought in for it nohow; swear black is white; I must get off if
+they do the right thing; swear to anything; swear the b&mdash;
+wigs off their heads; there is no danger of being brought in for
+perjury in this case, not a d&mdash;d bit.&mdash;<span
+class="smcap">Bill</span>.&rdquo;</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>At the head of the letter the following was written across the
+page:</p>
+<blockquote><p>&ldquo;Poison the moll if she will not do
+what&rsquo;s right; by C&mdash;! I would think d&mdash;d little
+of doing it to save my brother!&nbsp; Ginger will fix her if you
+tell her to.&rdquo;</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>The following was written inside the envelope of the
+letter:</p>
+<blockquote><p>&ldquo;They must not forget about me having a sore
+hand; that might help me too, as it would not be very likely I
+could seize him by the throat and compress the same, as it is
+stated in my indictment.&nbsp; That will be a good point, I
+think, he being a stout man.&nbsp; Tell them to be sure and stick
+to not seeing the bloke, and that I slept in the house that
+night; not likely that I could hold him with one hand; they can
+swear that my right hand was very sore, not fit to be used
+anyhow, as it was, and no mistake.&rdquo;</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>It came out in the course of the evidence that the meaning of
+the word &ldquo;bloke&rdquo; was &ldquo;a man whom a woman might
+pick up in the street;&rdquo; that &ldquo;moll&rdquo; was the
+name for a woman; and that &ldquo;Ginger&rdquo; was a nickname
+for one of the female witnesses.</p>
+<p>To ruffians of this school, if to any, applies Lord
+Carnarvon&rsquo;s terrible suggestion of imprisonment for life,
+without hope, or possibility even, of release.</p>
+<blockquote><p>&ldquo;It is idle to say that the subject of so
+many convictions <a name="page204"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+204</span>is not absolutely and hopelessly hardened: they belong
+to a class of persons on whom punishment is only wasted, and the
+only thing is to shut them up for the rest of their lives, and
+keep them out of the possibility of doing any harm to
+society.&nbsp; I believe that such a course is best for them and
+for society, and that no objection to it can be reasonably
+urged.&nbsp; The convict-establishments of this country are
+already paying their way, and the surplus cost is very light; on
+the other hand, if you look at the cost which a criminal puts the
+State to in his detection, trial, and other criminal proceedings,
+it is perfectly clear that the cheapest course for the country
+would be to shut him up.&nbsp; As far as the man himself is
+concerned it is also the most humane and the kindest
+course.&nbsp; He exchanges a most miserable state of life outside
+the prison-walls, for one of comparative cleanliness and order
+inside.&nbsp; And if you calculate the time which such a man has
+spent in prison&mdash;broken only by the shorter intervals during
+which he has been let loose and again recaptured&mdash;it will be
+found that the difference between the period actually spent in
+prison and a lifelong sentence would really be very slight in
+amount.&rdquo;</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>As need not be mentioned, however, habitual criminals of the
+type above quoted are by far the exception, and not the
+rule.&nbsp; Experience teaches us that to become a
+ticket-of-leave man is not invariably to be converted from a
+human creature to a callous brute,&mdash;blind and deaf in vice,
+and doggedly determined so to continue to the last; give him a
+fair chance to amend, and <a name="page205"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 205</span>in very many cases he will embrace
+it, thankfully even.&nbsp; The statistics of the Prisoners&rsquo;
+Aid Society encourage us to hope better of even the worst of the
+criminal class.&nbsp; As has already been shown, the convicts
+themselves recognise and gratefully appreciate the advantages
+held out to them by the humanitarians whose head-quarters are by
+Charing Cross.&nbsp; Of 368 male convicts discharged in one year,
+only 78 neglected to make application for the bounty.&nbsp; It
+appears from the Society&rsquo;s most recent return that the
+total number of discharged prisoners assisted by the association
+since May 1857 was 5,798, but the average number had recently
+decreased, because fewer prisoners had of late been released on
+license.&nbsp; The number of those who had applied to the Society
+during the first six months of last year (1868) was 145, of whom
+26 had emigrated; 44 had found good and constant employment in
+the metropolis; 15 had gone to sea; 25 had been sent to places
+beyond the Metropolitan Police-district, and placed under the
+supervision of the local police, and 35 had been classed as
+unsatisfactory and bad: but these included all those who were
+known to be in honest employment, but were so classed because
+they failed to report themselves to the police, as required by
+the Act.</p>
+<p>It remains to be seen whether the Commons will give
+countenance to the new and severe measures sought by the Lords to
+be adopted against the convicted man at liberty under
+ticket-license.&nbsp; One thing is certain, it would be better to
+do away altogether with <a name="page206"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 206</span>tickets-of-leave than use them as
+stumbling-blocks to a man&rsquo;s reformation.&nbsp; The only
+object of a ticket-of-leave is to give the holder a chance of
+returning to honest courses some months earlier than, under the
+rigid term of his sentence, he would be enabled to.&nbsp;
+Undoubtedly it is necessary to guard against, as far as possible,
+an abuse of the privilege.&nbsp; Full and sufficient opportunity
+should be allowed a man to follow honest pursuits, if he be so
+inclined; but it is only fair that the authorities should reserve
+to themselves the power of holding him in tether, so to say, so
+as to be able to haul him back to fast anchorage, should his
+ill-behaviour make such a step desirable; but meanwhile the
+tether-line should run slack and free&mdash;it should by no means
+be wound about a man&rsquo;s hands so as to impede his honest use
+of them, or about his neck so as to strangle him.&nbsp; At
+Wakefield we are informed there is an organisation by which every
+prisoner on his discharge&mdash;whether on a ticket-of-leave or
+otherwise&mdash;could find a home for six or twelve months, till
+he is able to find employment for himself, or till an employer
+came to look for him.&nbsp; Eighty per cent of the persons
+attached to the Wakefield establishment had engaged in, and
+settled down to, honest employment.&nbsp; Surely such a result
+should encourage those in authority to found similar institutions
+in other parts of the country.</p>
+
+<div class="gapspace">&nbsp;</div>
+<p>To return, however, to the projected Habitual Criminals&rsquo;
+Bill.&nbsp; It is not the ticket-of-leave man alone who has
+reasons for quaking lest it should become law; quaking <a
+name="page207"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 207</span>for fear of
+injustice, not justice, that is to say.&nbsp; The class its stern
+provisions chiefly, and, as I venture to opine, cruelly affect
+are those unfortunates who have suffered two distinct terms of
+imprisonment.&nbsp; From the date of his second conviction a man
+is to be subject to police supervision for a term of seven
+years.&nbsp; They have the advantage over the ticket-of-leave
+man, that they are not required to report themselves periodically
+at a police-station; but, like the criminal of deeper dye, any
+day within their seven years of supervision they are liable to be
+arrested by the police and taken before a magistrate, to prove
+that they are not deriving a livelihood from dishonest
+sources.&nbsp; Should they fail in doing so, they are to be
+committed to prison for a year.&nbsp; Of the question itself,
+&ldquo;What is an habitual criminal?&rdquo; remarks the
+<i>Times</i>, commenting on the communication of its
+correspondent, &ldquo;we say, take a walk with the police, and
+they will show you the class in all its varieties as easily as
+you could be shown the animals in the Zoological Gardens.&nbsp;
+Here they are,&mdash;men about whose character and calling nobody
+would ever pretend to entertain a doubt.&nbsp; We have been all
+perplexing ourselves with the possible fate of some contrite
+convict disposed to become respectable, but thwarted in his
+efforts by the intervention of the police.&nbsp; Why, among the
+real genuine representatives of crime&mdash;among the people
+described by our correspondent&mdash;there is not a man who
+dreams, or ever would dream, of any honest calling . . .&nbsp;
+The profession has its grades, like any other; and so here <a
+name="page208"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 208</span>is a
+company of first-class thieves, and another company representing
+the opposite end of the scale.&nbsp; At one establishment they
+are fashionably attired, and not altogether ill-mannered; at
+another the type is that of Bill Sykes himself, even to his
+bulldog.&nbsp; But through all these descriptions, whether of
+house or inmate, host or guest, high or low, thief or receiver,
+there runs one assumption which we press upon our readers as
+practically decisive of the question before us.&nbsp; It is this:
+that about &lsquo;the habitual criminality&rsquo; of the whole
+class there is not, in the mind of any human creature concerned,
+the smallest doubt whatever. . . .&nbsp; The practice of the past
+generation was simple: some petty offence commonly began, then as
+now, a criminal career.&nbsp; It was detected and punished, and
+the criminal was sent back to his place in society.&nbsp; A
+second, and perhaps a third, act of deeper guilt followed, and
+the graduate in crime was condemned to transportation beyond
+seas.&nbsp; As long as this punishment retained any terrors it
+may have been efficient; but long before it was abandoned it had
+come to be recognised as an acknowledged benefit rather than a
+penalty by those who were sentenced to it.&nbsp; The result was
+the constant secretion of a criminal class on one hand, and the
+removal on the other to another sphere when they became ripe for
+the voyage&mdash;the removal being viewed as an encouragement to
+the commission of similar offences.&nbsp; We must make the
+painful acknowledgment that part of this dismal cycle cannot be
+materially altered.&nbsp; When a man is convicted of his first
+criminal act, we cannot <a name="page209"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 209</span>know whether it is an isolated deed
+or whether it is the first-fruit of a lifetime.&nbsp; When he has
+gone from less to greater, and has proved himself indurated in
+crime, we are forced to protect society by removing him from it.
+. . .&nbsp; Nor does the proposal involve that extensive and
+minute system of police <i>espionage</i> of which some people
+have been apprehensive.&nbsp; An honest man can always keep out
+of such questionable circumstances; and unless he places himself
+within them, he is as independent of the police as any
+unconvicted Englishman.&nbsp; When a man has been twice
+convicted, it is surely no great hardship to deprive him of the
+privilege of attempting and plotting crime with
+impunity.&rdquo;</p>
+<h2><a name="page211"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+211</span>III.&mdash;Professional Beggars.</h2>
+<h3>CHAPTER XII.<br />
+<span class="GutSmall">THE BEGGAR OF OLDEN TIME.</span></h3>
+<p class="gutsumm">&ldquo;<i>Only a
+Beggar</i>&rdquo;&mdash;<i>The Fraternity</i> 333 <i>Years
+ago</i>&mdash;<i>A Savage Law</i>&mdash;<i>Origin of the
+Poor-Laws</i>&mdash;<i>Irish Distinction in the Ranks of
+Beggary</i>&mdash;<i>King Charles&rsquo;s
+Proclamation</i>&mdash;<i>Cumberland Discipline</i>.</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Were</span> it not that the reader&rsquo;s
+sound and simple sense renders it quite unnecessary, it might be
+of importance to premise that to be &ldquo;only a beggar&rdquo;
+does not constitute a human being a curse against his
+species.&nbsp; There are those amongst the greatest and most
+famous who have been beggars, and many of the mightiest, groaning
+under the crushing burden of distracting power and unruly riches,
+have bemoaned their fate and envied the careless beggar whose
+dwindled strength was at least equal to carrying his slender
+wallet, whose heart was as light as his stomach, and whose
+wildest dreams of wealth never soared vastly above a cosy barn to
+sleep in, a warm old cast-off coat, and a sixpence.&nbsp; To be
+sure, in many instances these dissatisfied ones <a
+name="page212"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 212</span>may not
+have given any steadfast consideration as regards such a decided
+change of state as might happen to suit them.&nbsp; It is related
+of a King of Scotland that, wearying of the cares of government,
+he slipped away from his palace and its cloying luxuries, to
+taste the delights that attach to the existence of ragged roving
+mendicants; but though his majesty affected to have enjoyed
+himself very much, and discoursed afterwards gravely of the great
+moral profit it brought him, it is not recorded that he
+persevered for any very long time in the pursuit of the
+newly-discovered blessing, or that he evinced any violent longing
+to return to it.&nbsp; Perhaps, having convinced himself of the
+advantages of poverty, he generously resolved to leave it to his
+subjects, contenting himself with such occasional glimpses of it
+as might be got by looking out o&rsquo; window.</p>
+<p>It is now 333 years ago since the beggar ceased to be
+dependent on voluntary charity, and the State insisted on his
+support by the parishes.&nbsp; In the year 1536 was passed an Act
+of Parliament abolishing the mendicant&rsquo;s right to solicit
+public alms.&nbsp; Under a penalty of twenty shillings a month
+for every case of default, the parochial authorities were bound
+to provide work for the able-bodied.&nbsp; A poor&rsquo;s-rate,
+as we now understand the term, was not then thought of, the money
+required for pauper relief being chiefly derived from collections
+in the churches, a system that to a limited extent enabled the
+clergy to exercise their pious influences as in the old times,
+and before the destruction of monasteries and religious houses by
+Henry VIII.&nbsp; It was the <a name="page213"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 213</span>wholesale spoliation in question,
+that occurred immediately after the Reformation, that first made
+known to the people at large the vast numbers of beggars that
+were amongst them.&nbsp; The Act of 27 Henry VIII. c. 25,
+prohibited indiscriminate almsgiving.</p>
+<p>What the charitable townsman had to give, he was bound to
+distribute within the boundaries of the parish in which he
+resided.&nbsp; Under the old and looser condition of affairs the
+beggar derived the greater part of his gettings from the
+traveller; but the obnoxious Act effectually cut off from him
+this fruitful source of supply, since it provided that any
+parishioner or townsman who distributed alms out of his proper
+district, should forfeit to the State ten times the amount
+given.&nbsp; Whether the recipient of the bounty was in a
+position to act as &ldquo;informer,&rdquo; with the customary
+advantage of receiving half the penalty, is not stated.</p>
+<p>Against sturdy beggars the law was especially severe.&nbsp; On
+his first conviction he was whipped, the second led to the
+slicing-off of his right ear, and if after that he was deaf to
+the law&rsquo;s tender admonitions, sentence of death was
+executed on him.</p>
+<p>This savage law, however, remained in force not more than ten
+years; one of the earliest Acts of Edward VI. was to mitigate the
+penalties attaching to beggary.&nbsp; Even under this humane
+King&rsquo;s ruling, however, a beggar&rsquo;s punishment was
+something very far beyond a joke.&nbsp; Every person able to
+work, and not willing, and declining a &ldquo;job,&rdquo; though
+for no more tempting wages than his bare meat and drink, was <a
+name="page214"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 214</span>liable to
+be branded on the shoulder, and any man willing to undertake the
+troublesome charge might claim the man as his slave for two
+years.&nbsp; His scale of diet during that time was more meagre
+than that allotted to the pauper in our own times.&nbsp; If the
+slave&rsquo;s master was a generous man, he might bestow on him
+the scraps from his table, or such meat-offal as his dogs had no
+relish for; but in law he was only bound to provide him with a
+sufficiency of bread and water.&nbsp; If such hot feeding did not
+provoke him to arouse and set to work with a will, his master
+might chain him and flog him to death&rsquo;s door; and so long
+as he did not drive him beyond that, the law would hold him
+harmless.&nbsp; Sometimes the poor wretch so goaded would run
+away, but in the event of his being recaptured, he was branded on
+the cheek, and condemned to lifelong servitude; and if this did
+not cure his propensity for &ldquo;skedaddling,&rdquo; he was
+hanged offhand.&nbsp; Any employer having a fancy for such a
+commodity as an incorrigible runaway might have the man so
+condemned as his slave for life; but if no one offered, he was
+chained at the legs and set to work to keep the highways in
+repair.</p>
+<p>It was speedily found, however, that under such mild laws it
+was impossible to keep the begging fraternity in a proper frame
+of mind; and after a trial of it for three years the old Act of
+Henry was restored in full force.</p>
+<p>In 1551 there dawned symptoms of the system that has taken
+more than three hundred years to develop, and even now can
+scarcely lay claim to perfection.&nbsp; Collectors <a
+name="page215"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 215</span>were
+appointed whose duty it was to make record of the name,
+residence, and occupation of all who apparently were able to
+give, as well as of those whose helpless distress entitled them
+to relief.&nbsp; In the words of the ancient enactment, the said
+collectors were to &ldquo;gently ask every man and woman, that
+they of their charity will give weekly to the relief of the
+poor.&rdquo;&nbsp; To give, however, was optional, and not
+compulsory; no more severe pressure was brought to bear against a
+grudger than that the minister or churchwardens were sent to him
+to exhort him to charity; but so many curmudgeons remained
+inexorable that the voluntary system remained in force no longer
+than twelve years; and then the statute regulating poor&rsquo;s
+relief was remodelled, and it was declared good law that any
+person able to contribute, and declining to do so, might be
+summoned before a justice, who would tax him according to his
+discretion, and commit him to gaol if he still remained
+obdurate.</p>
+<p>This last Act was passed in 1563, but nine years afterwards,
+we find the Government once again urged to repair what evidently
+had all this time remained an unsatisfactory business.&nbsp; It
+is evident that the arrangements made for the support of the
+impotent poor tended to loosen the shackles invented for the
+suppression of the professional beggar.&nbsp; The last-mentioned
+individual was found to be flourishing again, and it was deemed
+advisable to make still shorter his restricted tether.&nbsp; A
+law was passed enacting that &ldquo;all persons whole and mighty
+in body, able to labour, not having <a name="page216"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 216</span>land or master, nor using any lawful
+merchandise, craft, or mystery, and all common labourers, able in
+body, loitering and refusing to work for such reasonable wage as
+is commonly given, should for the first offence be grievously
+whipped, and burned through the gristle of the right ear with a
+hot iron of the compass of an inch about.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>This mild and moderate mandate was promulgated under the
+sanction of the virgin Queen Elizabeth, and it is to be observed
+that during the same beneficent reign were passed laws in
+connection with labour and labourers that, were they revived,
+would go hard with trade-unionists and strikers in general.&nbsp;
+By the statutes 39 of Elizabeth, cap. 3 and 4 (1598), to refuse
+to work at the recognised and ordinary wages subjected the
+malcontent to be &ldquo;openly whipped until his body should be
+bloody, and forthwith sent from parish to parish, the most
+straight way to the parish where he was born, there to put
+himself to labour, as a true subject ought to do.&rdquo;&nbsp;
+Under the same Acts of Elizabeth, the overseers of the poor in
+every parish were empowered to raise by &ldquo;taxation of every
+inhabitant, parson, vicar, and other, and of every occupier of
+lands, houses, tithes, mines, &amp;c., such sums of money as they
+shall require for providing a sufficient stock of flax, hemp,
+wool, and other ware or stuff to set the poor on work, and also
+competent sums for relief of lame, blind, old, and impotent
+persons.&rdquo;&nbsp; By virtue of the Acts in question, justices
+were empowered to commit to prison the able-bodied who would not
+work; and churchwardens <a name="page217"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 217</span>and overseers were charged to build
+suitable houses, at the cost of the parish, for the reception of
+the impotent poor only.</p>
+<p>As, however, is observed by Mr. Halliday (to whose excellent
+account of the <i>Origin and History of the Poor-Laws</i> I stand
+indebted for much of the material employed in this summary)
+&ldquo;these simple provisions were in course of time greatly
+perverted, and many abuses were introduced into the
+administration of the poor-law.&nbsp; One of the most mischievous
+practices was that which was established by the justices for the
+county of Berks in 1795, when, in order to meet the wants of the
+labouring population&mdash;caused by the high price of
+provisions&mdash;an allowance in proportion to the number of his
+family was made out of the parish fund to every labourer who
+applied for relief.&nbsp; This allowance fluctuated with the
+price of the gallon loaf of second flour, and the scale was so
+adjusted as to return to each family the sum which in a given
+number of loaves would cost beyond the price, in years of
+ordinary abundance.&nbsp; This plan was conceived in a spirit of
+benevolence, but the readiness with which it was adopted in all
+parts of England clearly shows the want of sound views on the
+subject.&nbsp; Under the allowance-system the labourer received a
+part of his means of subsistence in the form of a parish-gift,
+and as the fund out of which it was provided was raised from the
+contributions of those who did not employ labourers as well as of
+those who did, their employers, being able in part to burden
+others with the payment for their labour, had a direct interest
+<a name="page218"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 218</span>in
+perpetuating the system.&nbsp; Those who employed labourers
+looked upon the parish contribution as part of the fund out of
+which they were to be paid, and accordingly lowered their rate of
+wages.&nbsp; The labourers also looked on the fund as a source of
+wage.&nbsp; The consequence was, that the labourer looked to the
+parish, and as a matter of right, without any regard to his real
+wants; and he received the wages of his labour as only one and a
+secondary source of the means of subsistence.&nbsp; His character
+as a labourer became of less value, his value as a labourer being
+thus diminished under the combined operation of these two
+causes.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>In the olden time, as at present, it appears that the Irish
+figured conspicuously in the ranks of beggary.&nbsp; As is shown
+by the recent returns, there are haunting the metropolis nearly
+three mendicants hailing from the Emerald Isle to one of any
+other nation; and that it was so so long ago as the reign of King
+Charles II. the following proclamation will sufficiently
+attest:</p>
+<blockquote><p>&ldquo;A Proclamation for the speedy rendering
+away of Irishe Beggars out of this Kingdome into their owne
+Countrie and for the Suppressing and Ordering of Rogues and
+Vagabonds according to the Laws.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Whereas this realme hath of late been pestered with
+great numbers of Irishe beggars who live here idly and
+dangerously, and are of ill example to the natives of this
+Kingdome; and whereas the multitude of English rogues and
+vagabonds doe much more abound than in former tymes&mdash;some
+wandering and begging under the colour of soldiers and mariners,
+<a name="page219"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 219</span>others
+under the pretext of impotent persons, whereby they become a
+burden to the good people of the land&mdash;all which happeneth
+by the neglect of the due execution of the lawes formerly with
+great providence made for relief of the true poor and indigent
+and for the punishment of sturdy rogues and vagabonds: for the
+reforming thereof soe great a mischiefe, and to prevent the many
+dangers which will ensue by the neglect thereof; the King, by the
+advice of his Privy Council and of his judges, commands that all
+the laws and statutes now in force for the punishment of rogues
+and vagabonds be duly putt in execution; and more particularly
+that all Irishe beggars which now are in any part of this
+Kingdome, wandering or begging under what pretence soever, shall
+forthwith depart this realme and return to their owne countries
+and there abide.&rdquo;</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>The authorities of Cumberland and Westmoreland appear to have
+hit on an expedient that has proved successful in diminishing the
+number of tramps that formerly infested those counties.&nbsp; A
+recently published report states: &ldquo;In consequence of
+frequent and general complaints from the people of these two
+counties, as to the numerous robberies committed by tramping
+vagrants, it was determined, at the end of the year 1867, to
+enforce the Vagrant Act strictly.&nbsp; The result has been that,
+in the year ending at Michaelmas 1868, 524 persons were
+apprehended in the two counties for begging from house to house,
+and 374 of them were committed to prison.&nbsp; The effect has
+been, to a certain extent, like that which occurred in the time
+of the cattle-plague; when the <a name="page220"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 220</span>police told the tramps at the
+frontier that they must either stop or must be disinfected, and
+they turned hack.&nbsp; The daily average number of tramps and
+vagrants in the two counties in the year ending at Michaelmas
+1868 was only 150, making a total decrease of 6935 in the year;
+and various petty larcenies, burglaries, and other crimes
+decreased remarkably.&nbsp; The chief constable has reported that
+the course adopted has been attended with most beneficial
+results, in checking professional mendicancy and preventing
+crime; and he is persuaded that if the law were generally and
+uniformly carried into effect, tramping vagrancy, as a trade,
+would be very soon put an end to.&nbsp; He says that, as a rule,
+the condition of the hands will enable the police to judge
+between the professional tramp and the working man really
+travelling in search of work, and that all difficulty might be
+removed by requiring the latter to procure a certificate from the
+head of the police of the starting-place, which would protect him
+against apprehension, and which might also guarantee certain
+relief at appointed places along his route.&rdquo;</p>
+<h3><a name="page221"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+221</span>CHAPTER XIII.<br />
+<span class="GutSmall">THE WORK OF PUNISHMENT AND
+RECLAMATION.</span></h3>
+<p class="gutsumm"><i>The Effect of</i> &ldquo;<i>The Society for
+the Suppression of Mendicity</i>&rdquo;&mdash;<i>State Business
+carried out by Individual Enterprise</i>&mdash;&ldquo;<i>The
+Discharged Prisoners&rsquo; Aid Society</i>&rdquo;&mdash;<i>The
+quiet Work of these Societies</i>&mdash;<i>Their Mode of
+Work</i>&mdash;<i>Curious Statistics</i>&mdash;<i>Singular
+Oscillations</i>&mdash;<i>Diabolical Swindling</i>.</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">The</span> Society for the Suppression of
+Mendicity has done more towards checking imposture, and bringing
+evildoers to punishment, than the Government itself,
+notwithstanding all the elaborate and expensive machinery at its
+command.&nbsp; Nor, by the way, is this a solitary instance of
+business peculiarly its own being shirked by the State, and
+handed over to be dealt with by the skill, energy, and
+perseverance of a few private individuals.&nbsp; A kindred
+association to that, the province of which is the better
+government of the beggars of London, is that which devotes its
+energies to the reclamation of returned convicts.&nbsp; Anyone at
+all acquainted with the matter is aware of the immense amount of
+lasting and substantial good that the &ldquo;Discharged
+Prisoners&rsquo; Aid Society&rdquo; has accomplished.&nbsp; That
+the <a name="page222"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+222</span>individuals chiefly concerned&mdash;the returned
+convicts themselves&mdash;fully appreciate the advantages held
+out by the said Society is sufficiently proved by the fact, that
+out of 368 licence-holders discharged into the metropolis, 290
+placed themselves in its hands.&nbsp; No doubt such arrangements
+do prove as convenient as economical as regards the Government;
+but whether it is just to inflict a responsibility of such
+magnitude on private individuals is another question; or whether
+the easement it confers is cheaply purchased by our rulers at the
+cost of so unmistakable a confession of their incapacity.</p>
+<p>So quietly and unobtrusively do these self-constituted
+guardians of public morality perform the arduous duties they
+undertake, that it may be safely assumed not one person in a
+thousand is aware what their prime objects are, let alone the
+means by which they are accomplished.&nbsp; As regards the
+Mendicity Society, there can be no doubt what is the popular
+impression.&nbsp; It is commonly regarded as a sort of amateur
+detective association for the discovery of fraudulent
+begging,&mdash;a Society that has in its employ certain cunning
+individuals of the detested breed of &ldquo;spies,&rdquo; who
+earn their wages by lurking in shady places, and peeping over
+men&rsquo;s shoulders, and covertly listening to their private
+conversation.&nbsp; The full extent of the Society&rsquo;s
+usefulness, according to vulgar prejudice, is represented by the
+unfortunate &ldquo;cadger&rdquo; pounced on in the act of
+receiving alms, and carried before a magistrate to account for
+that enormous iniquity.&nbsp; People, however, <a
+name="page223"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 223</span>who know no
+more of the Society than this, know only of the smallest and
+least important of its functions.&nbsp; It is a
+poor&rsquo;s-relief association on an extensive scale.&nbsp; It
+has its labour-sheds for testing the genuineness of the
+mendicants that apply at the office, to say nothing of a real
+treadmill of its own.&nbsp; Moreover it proclaims its ability to
+offer suitable employment to <i>every</i> able-bodied mendicant
+referred to it.&nbsp; The following is the Society&rsquo;s method
+of dealing.&nbsp; The plan of the institution is to provide
+subscribers with tickets, which are intended to be distributed to
+street-beggars only, and which will insure admission to the
+Society&rsquo;s office, where the applicant is examined by the
+sitting or assistant manager, who directs such immediate relief
+as in his judgment may appear proper.</p>
+<p>If the applicant appears deserving, and is without lodging,
+money sufficient to procure one for the night is given.&nbsp; In
+cases where the applicant appears to have an immediate claim on
+any London parish, the pauper is referred to the overseers of
+such parish.&nbsp; If, as in some cases, it is requisite for the
+applicant to return on a subsequent day, he is furnished with a
+return-ticket, which introduces him again to the office for
+further relief.&nbsp; In the mean time inquiry is made, if
+practicable, into the character of the pauper, by which the
+sitting manager is governed in awarding proper relief.&nbsp; Men
+are sent to the Society&rsquo;s premises to chop wood, and women
+and children to the oakum-room.&nbsp; During the time they are
+employed, men receive eightpence, and women fourpence per day,
+for lodging-money, and two <a name="page224"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 224</span>meals, and one meal for each member
+of the family; and on Saturdays double allowance of money, with
+an extra meal to take home for each, that they may have no excuse
+for begging on Sunday.&nbsp; Each meal in winter consists of a
+pint of nutritious soup, and a sixth of a four-pound loaf of good
+bread; and in summer one quarter of a pound of cheese, and the
+same proportion of bread.&nbsp; At the end of a week, if they
+apply, the order for work may be renewed, until they have been
+employed a month, when the case is discharged, unless the sitting
+manager considers an extension of employment desirable; in which
+case it is laid before the committee, who renew the order for
+another month, or give such other relief as they think most
+likely to prevent the necessity of a recurrence to
+street-begging.&nbsp; In order to check repeated applications
+from the same persons, those who habitually resort to the refuges
+for the houseless, or the metropolitan workhouses, for lodging,
+and to the Society for food, if males, have to perform three
+hours&rsquo; work at the mill; if females, three hours&rsquo;
+work at oakum-picking, before food is given them; and the men may
+also, if practicable, have three days&rsquo; work at
+stone-breaking.&nbsp; Applicants of this description making more
+than six applications within one year are refused further relief,
+unless on investigation they are found deserving of
+assistance.</p>
+<p>Persons who have not been six months in London are not
+considered objects of the charity; but food is given to persons
+passing through London in search of work, to assist them on their
+way.&nbsp; In the case of <a name="page225"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 225</span>mendicants incapable of labour, the
+amount of daily allowance is 6<i>d.</i> for a single man,
+9<i>d.</i> for a man, his wife, and young child, and 1<i>s.</i>
+in any other case; but this allowance may be doubled on Saturday
+night, at the discretion of the sitting or
+assistant-manager.&nbsp; Labourers at the mill receive 6<i>d.</i>
+per day, and the wife and children of persons employed may
+receive a meal.&nbsp; The wives of men employed either at the
+mill or stone-yard may also have work, and receive wages,
+provided that their joint earnings do not exceed one shilling per
+day.</p>
+<p>The Society&rsquo;s &ldquo;Report&rdquo; recently issued shows
+the kind and the extent of the business transacted through its
+officials up to the close of the year 1867.&nbsp; It contains
+much that is interesting as well as instructive, and not a little
+that is puzzling.&nbsp; We are informed that within the year 644
+vagrants were arrested and taken before a magistrate, and that of
+this number 311 were committed, and 333 discharged.&nbsp; From
+the commencement to the close of the year 1867, upwards of 10,000
+cases of &ldquo;casual&rdquo; relief passed through the hands of
+the Society, as well as between 400 and 500 cases that are
+alluded to as &ldquo;registered&rdquo;&mdash;a term, it may be
+assumed, that distinguishes the ordinary casual case from that
+which demands investigation and private inquiry.&nbsp; Amongst
+the whole number, 44,347 meals were distributed, and a
+considerable sum of money and some clothes; it being no uncommon
+occurrence for the management to rig-out the ragged, hard-up
+unfortunate applying for relief, and to start him in the world <a
+name="page226"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 226</span>in a way
+that, if he has the intention, gives him a fair chance of
+recovering a decent position.</p>
+<p>The most curious part of the affair, however, appears in the
+plain and simple tabulated statement that represents the yearly
+number of vagrants relieved and set to work, and consigned to
+proper punishment, since the time of the Mendicity
+Society&rsquo;s first establishment.&nbsp; In the first year of
+the Society&rsquo;s existence, when the scheme was new, and the
+vagrant crop dead-ripe for gathering, and the officers eager to
+get at their new and novel employment, 385 &ldquo;sturdy
+beggars&rdquo; were caught and sent to gaol.&nbsp; It is
+consoling to know that in the last year (1867) this number was
+decreased considerably, and that no more than 311 were
+sentenced.&nbsp; This may appear no vast reduction, but when we
+consider not only the enormously-increased population since 1818,
+and, what is of equal significance, the advance of intellect and
+cleverness and cunning amongst this as every other community
+doomed to live by the exercise of its wits, the result is one on
+which the country may be congratulated.</p>
+<p>When, however, we come to regard the long column that at a
+glance reveals the figures that pertain to vagrant committals for
+fifty successive years, a decided damper is thrown on one&rsquo;s
+hopes that the trade of the shiftless roving vagabond is becoming
+surely though slowly extinguished.&nbsp; As might be expected of
+a class so erratic in its movements, it would be difficult to
+measure them by any fixed standard; but one is scarcely prepared
+to discover the awful amount of uncertainty <a
+name="page227"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 227</span>that
+prevails as regards the going and coming of these impostor
+tramps, when there is a dearth of them, and when their swarming
+may be expected.&nbsp; They are like cholera or plague, and have
+their seasons of sloth, and again of general prevalence and
+virulence.&nbsp; The laws that govern the movements of the
+professional beggar are inscrutable.&nbsp; You may make war on
+him and thin his ranks, and prosecute him and persecute him, and
+by the end of the year be able to show in plain unmistakable
+figures that he is not half the formidable fellow he was last
+year; that you have blunted his sting and decreased his
+dimensions.&nbsp; You still prosecute the war of extermination,
+and next year you are in a position to reveal in black-and-white
+further glorious results.&nbsp; The thousand has become seven
+hundred, and again the seven hundred four.&nbsp; At this rate,
+ere two more years are elapsed, you may strip the rags from your
+last beggar&rsquo;s back, and hang them on the city gate as a
+scarecrow and a caution against a revival of the detestable
+trade.</p>
+<p>But alas for our delusive hopes!&nbsp; Come another
+year&mdash;that which showed our seven hundred beggars dwindled
+down to four&mdash;and without any apparent cause the enemy,
+crippled and more than half killed as it seemed, reappears on the
+stage hale and sound, and with years of life in him yet.&nbsp;
+The four hundred has grown to six.&nbsp; There are no means of
+accounting for it.&nbsp; Depression of trade and poverty widely
+prevailing will not do so, for such are times of prosperity and
+fattening with the professional beggar.&nbsp; When
+&ldquo;giving&rdquo; is the order <a name="page228"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 228</span>of the day, and benevolence,
+sickening at the sight of privation and distress that seems
+endless, shuts her eyes and bestows her gifts on all comers, then
+is the cadger&rsquo;s harvest, then he may pursue his shameful
+avocation with comparative impunity.&nbsp; If we required
+evidence of this, it is furnished by the Society&rsquo;s
+statistics.&nbsp; In 1865, which was an ordinarily fair year with
+the working man, the number of vagrant committals reached 586,
+while in the year following, when destitution prevailed so
+enormously, and the outcries of famine were so generously
+responded to through the length and breadth of the land, the
+number of begging impostors who got into trouble were only
+372.</p>
+<p>It will be as well, perhaps, that the reader should have set
+before him the figures for the various years precisely as they
+stand in the Society&rsquo;s last issued Report.&nbsp; As will be
+seen, for some reason that is not explained, there are no returns
+for the four years 1830 to 1833 inclusive.&nbsp; Appended to the
+&ldquo;committed vagrant list&rdquo; is a record of the number of
+cases specially inquired into and &ldquo;registered,&rdquo; as
+well as a statement of the number of meals that were in each year
+distributed.</p>
+<table>
+<tr>
+<td><p style="text-align: center">Years.</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: center">Cases registered.</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: center">Vagrants committed.</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: center">Meals given.</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>1818</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">3,284</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">385</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">16,827</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>1819</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">4,682</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">580</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">33,013</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>1820</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">4,546</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">359</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">46,407</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>1821</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">2,336</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">324</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">28,542</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>1822</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">2,235</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">287</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">22,232</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>1823</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">1,493</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">193</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">20,152</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>1824</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">1,441</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">195</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">25,396</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>1825</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">1,096</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">381</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">19,600</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>1826</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">833</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">300</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">22,972</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>1827</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">806</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">403</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">35,892</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>1828</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">1,284</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">786</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">21,066</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p><a name="page229"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+229</span>1829</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">671</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">602</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">26,286</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>1830</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">848</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">&mdash;</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">105,488</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>1831</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">1,285</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">&mdash;</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">79,156</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>1832</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">1,040</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">&mdash;</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">73,315</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>1833</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">624</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">&mdash;</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">37,074</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>1834</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">1,226</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">652</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">30,513</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>1835</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">1,408</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">1,510</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">84,717</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>1836</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">946</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">1,004</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">68,134</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>1837</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">1,087</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">1,090</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">87,454</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>1838</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">1,041</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">873</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">155,348</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>1839</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">1,055</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">962</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">110,943</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>1840</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">706</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">752</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">113,502</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>1841</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">997</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">1,119</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">195,625</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>1842</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">1,223</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">1,306</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">128,914</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>1843</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">1,148</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">1,018</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">167,126</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>1844</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">1,184</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">937</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">174,229</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>1845</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">1,001</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">868</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">165,139</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>1846</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">980</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">778</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">148,569</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>1847</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">910</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">625</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">239,171</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>1848</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">1,161</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">979</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">148,661</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>1849</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">1,043</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">905</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">64,251</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>1850</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">787</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">570</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">94,106</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>1851</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">1,150</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">900</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">102,140</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>1852</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">658</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">607</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">67,985</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>1853</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">419</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">354</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">62,788</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>1854</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">332</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">326</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">52,212</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>1855</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">235</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">239</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">52,731</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>1856</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">325</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">293</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">49,806</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>1857</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">354</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">358</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">54,074</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>1858</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">329</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">298</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">43,836</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>1859</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">364</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">305</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">40,256</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>1860</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">430</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">350</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">42,912</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>1861</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">446</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">335</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">73,077</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>1862</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">542</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">411</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">47,458</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>1863</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">607</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">451</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">45,477</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>1864</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">413</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">370</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">55,265</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>1865</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">774</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">586</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">52,137</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>1866</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">481</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">372</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">38,131</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>1867</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">488</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">311</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">44,347</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>&nbsp;</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">54,767</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">27,609</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">3,713,726</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+<p>Assuming that the Society constantly employs the same number
+of officers, and that they are always maintained in the same
+condition of activity, it is difficult to <a
+name="page230"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 230</span>account for
+the disparity displayed by the above-quoted figures.&nbsp; It
+would almost seem that the mendicity constabulary were gifted
+with a prescience of what was about to happen; that they know, by
+the barking of dogs or some other unmistakable token, when
+&ldquo;the beggars are coming to town,&rdquo; and sallied out, as
+fishermen do at the approach of herrings or mackerel, prepared,
+and fully determined to make a good haul.</p>
+<p>It is a pity that, despite the good work it accomplishes, the
+Society for the Suppression of Mendicity should have weighty
+reasons for lamenting the falling-off of public support it has of
+late experienced.&nbsp; Nothing could be more promising than its
+launching.&nbsp; It took the field with a staff of eight
+constables only, and an income of 4,384<i>l.</i>; nor could it be
+said to disappoint the expectations of its patrons.&nbsp; In its
+first year of operation it prosecuted 385 professional
+vagrants.&nbsp; Its success progressed.&nbsp; After a lapse of
+twenty-five years, in 1842 we find it with an income of
+6,576<i>l.</i>; and that prosperity had not dulled its energy
+appears from the fact that in the year last mentioned there
+occurred, in the deep waters where that slippery and voracious
+fish, the incorrigible beggar, lurks for prey, the splendid catch
+of over thirteen hundred.&nbsp; Encouraged by so fair a stroke of
+business, and the kindness and generosity of an appreciative
+public, the Society then added a new branch to their
+business&mdash;the begging-letter branch; which, it should be
+understood, did not originally come within the scope of its
+operations in any shape.</p>
+<p><a name="page231"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 231</span>At
+the expiration of another quarter of a century, however, we find
+that, instead of an increase of income to the extent of
+one-third, as occurred in the first quarter of a century of the
+Society&rsquo;s existence, its resources have fallen off to the
+extent of nearly one-half, as compared with the income of
+1842.</p>
+<p>This is as it should not be.&nbsp; As has been shown, feeding
+the deserving poor as well as punishing the inveterate vagrant
+comprises a prominent feature of the Society&rsquo;s business,
+and this it is impossible to do without adequate funds.&nbsp; It
+might be supposed that the passing of the Houseless Poor Act
+would have diminished the number of applicants to this and other
+charitable societies; but there is a large class of persons
+temporarily thrown out of work to whom the casual wards of
+workhouses are useless, and who do not apply for assistance
+there.&nbsp; The number of this class who applied with tickets at
+the Society&rsquo;s office during the past year was more <i>than
+double the number of such applicants in the preceding year</i>,
+being, in 1866, 4,378; but in 1867, 10,532.&nbsp; Among these
+poor persons 44,347 meals, consisting of 7,389 four-pound loaves,
+upwards of four tons of cheese and 785 gallons of soup, have been
+distributed.&nbsp; In addition to this amount of food,
+65<i>l.</i> 7<i>s.</i>, in small sums of money, has been given to
+those whose cases seemed suitable for such relief.</p>
+<p>The apprehended cases were 644, as compared with 693 such
+cases in 1866; but though a diminished constabulary force was
+employed for part of the year, yet nearly as large a number of
+old offenders was committed <a name="page232"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 232</span>by the magistrate, being 311
+compared with 372 in 1866.&nbsp; The number of begging-letters
+referred to the office for inquiry during the past year was
+2,019, being somewhat fewer than the return of such applications
+for the year 1866.&nbsp; Of the 2,019 letters 790 were from
+unknown applicants; 620 from persons previously known to the
+Society&rsquo;s officials, but requiring a more recent
+investigation; and 609 from persons too well known to require any
+investigation.</p>
+<p>The following cases that have occurred during the past year
+will show the mode in which the Society deals with the very
+different classes of applicants brought within the sphere of its
+operations:</p>
+<blockquote><p>&ldquo;No. 617.&nbsp; F. J.&mdash;This young man,
+24 years of age, came to the office with a subscriber&rsquo;s
+ticket.&nbsp; He stated that he had been employed last as a
+bookkeeper at Manchester, and left that situation in April, and
+had since been in London seeking a situation, in which he had
+failed, and having no friends here, had become destitute.&nbsp;
+He was a well-spoken single man, and appeared to be truthful in
+his statements and anxious to return to Manchester, where he had
+relatives who would assist him.&nbsp; At the instance of the
+presiding manager some old clothes were given him, which improved
+his appearance, and thirty shillings were handed to a constable
+to pay his fare, which was done, and the balance was given to
+him.&nbsp; A few days after he wrote from Manchester a letter, in
+which he stated that he had every prospect of obtaining
+employment, and expressed much gratitude for what had been done
+for him at this office.&rdquo;</p>
+<p><a name="page233"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+233</span>&ldquo;No. 883.&nbsp; S. F.&mdash;This woman, 37 years
+of age, applied to the Society with a subscriber&rsquo;s ticket,
+alleging her distress to have been caused by the desertion of her
+husband and her own inability to procure employment, owing to the
+want of decent clothing.&nbsp; She was sent to the
+Society&rsquo;s oakum-room to work, and while there saved enough
+money to purchase several articles of wearing apparel.&nbsp;
+Inquiry was made; and it being found that her statements were
+true and her character good, a situation was found her, in which
+she still is, apparently giving satisfaction to her employers,
+and likely to obtain a respectable living for the
+future.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;No. 169,150.&nbsp; S. W. G.&mdash;This poor woman, the
+widow of a labourer, and aged 45 years, had done her best to
+bring up her family in credit, by keeping a small coal and
+greengrocery shop, making ginger-beer, &amp;c. during the summer
+months; and several of the children were nearly providing for
+themselves, when she lost her sight, and was found in a state of
+distress.&nbsp; Her eldest daughter had been obliged to leave her
+situation to look to the house; but having a knowledge of the
+sewing-machine and a prospect of obtaining work at home, it was
+decided to recommend the case for liberal relief, in order that a
+machine might be obtained and the daughter thus enabled to assist
+in rearing the younger children at home, which object there is
+reason to hope has been accomplished.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;No. 54,494.&nbsp; C. T., <i>alias</i> S.&mdash;A
+well-dressed woman was apprehended on a warrant, charging her
+with obtaining charitable contributions by false pretences; she
+had <a name="page234"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 234</span>been
+known to the Society&rsquo;s officers for years, and a number of
+complaints had been lodged at the office against her during that
+time; when apprehended on previous occasions no one could be
+found willing to appear against her.&nbsp; In the present
+instance she had applied to a lady residing at Rutland-gate for a
+loan of 2<i>l.</i> to enable her to take her brother to Scotland,
+whom she represented as having just left the Brompton Hospital
+very ill, and that she had been advised to get him to his native
+air, where they had friends.&nbsp; To strengthen her appeal she
+mentioned the names of two or three persons known to the lady to
+whom she was applying, and as having been sent by one of them to
+her; on the faith of the representations made she was assisted
+with 2<i>l.</i> 6<i>s.</i>; but subsequent inquiry convinced this
+lady that the statement was false.&nbsp; At the time the prisoner
+was taken into custody she had 5<i>l.</i> 8<i>s.</i>
+5&frac12;<i>d.</i> on her person; and being made acquainted with
+the charge confessed herself guilty of these offences, and
+offered to repay the money; but on the case being stated to the
+magistrate he sentenced her to three months&rsquo; imprisonment,
+and the money found in her possession to be applied to her
+maintenance while there.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;No. 42,064.&nbsp; T. B., with a number of aliases, was
+again apprehended by one of the Society&rsquo;s constables; he
+had been known as a begging-letter impostor for upwards of twenty
+years, and during that period had been three times transported,
+and as many times liberated on tickets-of-leave.&nbsp; On this
+occasion (in company <a name="page235"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 235</span>with a woman whom he represented as
+a district visitor) he applied to a gentleman residing in
+Eaton-square, stating he was &lsquo;Mr. Bond,&rsquo; one of the
+overseers of St. Marylebone parish, and gave in his card to that
+effect.&nbsp; On obtaining an interview, he said he and the lady
+with him had interested themselves on behalf of a &lsquo;Mrs.
+Cole,&rsquo; a widow with six children, a native of Ledbury in
+Herefordshire, who wished to return home, where she would be able
+to obtain a living for herself and family, and he was seeking
+subscriptions to purchase the family a little clothing and funds
+to defray the expense of their transit.&nbsp; The gentleman
+knowing Ledbury well, and believing the prisoner&rsquo;s
+statement to be true, gave him 10<i>s.</i>; but afterwards
+finding that he had been imposed on, obtained a warrant for his
+apprehension, and the case being clearly proved, he was sentenced
+to three months&rsquo; imprisonment; and the magistrate remarked
+that a more hardened criminal had never been brought before him,
+and that the Home Secretary should be applied to to cause him to
+finish his unexpired term of two years and three
+months.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;No. 54,889.&nbsp; M. W.&mdash;A woman with an infant in
+her arms was apprehended by one of the Society&rsquo;s constables
+for endeavouring to obtain money by false pretences from a
+gentleman residing in Portland-place, by stating that her husband
+was at the Bournemouth Sanatorium, and produced a letter
+purporting to be from the medical officer of the institution,
+which was as follows: &lsquo;National Sanatorium, Bournemouth,
+Hants.&mdash;<a name="page236"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+236</span>The resident surgeon wishes to inform Mrs. W. that her
+husband, having ruptured a blood-vessel, is in a very precarious
+state.&nbsp; James W. is very desirous of seeing his wife, and
+begs she will come as early as possible.&rsquo;&nbsp; This note
+was signed as by the resident medical officer.&nbsp; She stated
+to the prosecutor that having no means of paying her railway
+fare, she had applied to him for assistance, as he had been kind
+to her husband on previous occasions.&nbsp; Being apprehended and
+detained for inquiries, she admitted the truth of the charge made
+against her; and the case being clearly proved, she was sentenced
+to three months&rsquo; imprisonment.&nbsp; The prisoner and her
+husband had been carrying on this system of imposition for a long
+time, but owing to parties declining to come forward to
+prosecute, had not previously been convicted.&rdquo;</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>But there remains yet to notice one member of the
+begging-letter-writing fraternity, compared with whom all the
+rest are mere innocent and harmless scribblers.&nbsp; After an
+experience so long and varied, and so many conflicts sharp and
+severe with their natural enemies the officers of the
+&ldquo;Society,&rdquo; and so many exposures and defeats, it
+might be reasonably hoped that the professional beggar whose
+genius takes an epistolary turn must find his ingenuity well-nigh
+exhausted; but, as recent revelations have disclosed, the
+machinery brought against him for his suppression has but
+sharpened his wits and rendered him more formidable than
+ever.&nbsp; Although but recently discovered, it is hard to <a
+name="page237"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 237</span>say for how
+long a time this diabolical desire for swindling the unwary has
+existed.&nbsp; Very possibly, many a &ldquo;dodge&rdquo; of minor
+calibre has been invented and run the length of its tether, and
+died the death of all dodges, while the one in question has
+lurked in the dark, and grown fat and prospered.</p>
+<p>It would be next to impossible for the imagination most
+fertile in wicked invention to conceive anything more devilish
+and mischievous, or an evil that might be perpetrated with less
+fear of detection.&nbsp; The mainspring of the pretty scheme is
+not to impose on the benevolence and credulity of the living, but
+to blast and vilify the character of the dead.&nbsp; To
+obliterate from the hearts of those who were nearest and dearest
+to him&mdash;the husband dead and buried&mdash;all kindly
+remembrance of him; to tear, as it were, from his poor honest
+body the white shroud in which tender hands had enveloped it, and
+show him to have lived and died a traitor, a hypocrite, and an
+impostor, false to that very last breath with which he bade his
+wife, his &ldquo;only darling,&rdquo; farewell; and this that
+some cold-blooded ruffian may extort from the wronged man&rsquo;s
+duped indignant survivors a few miserable pounds or shillings, as
+the case may be.</p>
+<p>The process by which the villany in question may be
+accomplished is much more simple than would at first
+appear.&nbsp; The prime condition of the impostor&rsquo;s success
+is that he must reside at a long distance from those it is his
+intention to dupe.&nbsp; The swindler lives in France or Germany,
+sometimes as far away as <a name="page238"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 238</span>America.&nbsp; The first
+&ldquo;move&rdquo; is to look into the newspaper obituary notices
+for a likely victim.&nbsp; A gentleman who dies young, leaving a
+wife and a numerous family to bemoan their bitter bereavement, is
+not uncommonly the case fixed on.&nbsp; If, during his lifetime,
+he was a man who, from his station in life, must have been
+tolerably well known, so much the better.&nbsp; It is a woman who
+writes the letter.&nbsp; She writes of course to the individual
+as though not in the least suspecting that he is dead.&nbsp; The
+following <i>genuine</i> copy of such a letter will, better than
+anything, illustrate the cold, cruel, subtle villany essential to
+the success of the &ldquo;Dead-man&rsquo;s lurk,&rdquo; as in the
+profession it is styled:</p>
+<blockquote><p>&ldquo;My ever-dearest Robert,&mdash;It is only
+after enduring the sickening disappointment that has attended my
+last three letters sent to the old address, that I venture to
+write to your private abode, in the fervent hope that this my
+desperate appeal to your oft-tried generosity may fall into no
+other hands but your own.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I cannot think that my boy&rsquo;s father can have
+grown cold towards her whose whole life is devoted to him, who
+fled from home and friends, and took up her abode in a foreign
+land and amongst strangers, that her darling might not be
+troubled,&mdash;that his <i>home</i> might be peace.&nbsp; Alas!
+what is <i>my</i> home?&nbsp; But I will not upbraid you.&nbsp;
+Were I alone, I would be content to die rather than cause you a
+single pang of uneasiness; but, as my dear Robert knows, I am
+<i>not</i> alone.&nbsp; God still spares our boy to me, though I
+much fear that the doctor&rsquo;s <a name="page239"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 239</span>prediction that he would get the
+better of his ailments when he had turned the age of ten will not
+be verified.&nbsp; Sometimes as I sit of nights&mdash;long,
+weary, thoughtful nights&mdash;watching my sick darling, and
+thinking of those old times of brief bitter sweetness, I wish
+that you could see him, so like your own dear self; but the
+thought is at once hushed, when I reflect on the pain it would
+cause you to contemplate our poor <i>fatherless</i> boy.&nbsp; I
+am almost tempted to thank God that he cannot remain much longer
+on earth; but it is hard, cruelly hard, to see him suffer from
+<i>want</i> as well as from his painful malady.&nbsp; Do, for the
+sake of the <i>old times</i>, send me a little money, though only
+a few pounds.&nbsp; There is no other resource for us but the
+workhouse.&nbsp; At any rate, pray send me an answer to this, and
+relieve the dreadful suspense that haunts me.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;P.S.&nbsp; As I have been, from reasons too painful to
+disclose to you, compelled to quit the lodgings in V.-street,
+please direct Post-office, &mdash;.&nbsp; Yours, ever true and
+faithful,</p>
+<p style="text-align: right"><span class="smcap">Elizabeth</span>
+&mdash;.&rdquo;</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>As it happened, the gentleman to whom this villanous epistle
+was addressed had, till within a few years of his demise, resided
+in a far-away quarter of the globe, and under such conditions as
+rendered a ten-years-ago intimacy with any English Elizabeth
+utterly impossible; but unfortunately his survivors were content
+to treat the attempted imposture with silent contempt, and a
+likely opportunity of bringing to proper punishment one of a gang
+of the most pestiferous order <a name="page240"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 240</span>of swindlers it is possible to
+conceive was lost.&nbsp; It was probably only the <i>very</i>
+peculiar and exceptionally conclusive evidence that the letter
+could not apply to Mr. Robert &mdash;, that saved his friends
+from painful anxiety, and perhaps robbery.&nbsp; It is so much
+less troublesome to hush-up such a matter than to investigate
+it.&nbsp; To be sure, no one would have for a moment suspected,
+from the precise and proper behaviour of the man dead and gone,
+that he could ever have been guilty of such wickedness and folly;
+but it is so hard to read the human heart.&nbsp; Such things have
+happened; and now that one calls to mind&mdash;</p>
+<p>That is the most poisonous part of it,&mdash;&ldquo;now that
+one calls to mind!&rdquo;&nbsp; What is easier than to call to
+mind, out of the ten thousand remembrances of a man whose society
+we have shared for twenty years or more, one or two acts that at
+the time were regarded as &ldquo;strange whims,&rdquo; but now,
+regarded in the light that the damnable letter sheds on them,
+appear as parts of the very business so unexpectedly brought to
+light?&nbsp; Perhaps the man was privately charitable, and in
+benevolent objects expended a portion of his income, without
+making mention of how, when, and where, or keeping any sort of
+ledger account.&nbsp; How his means so mysteriously dwindled in
+his hands was a puzzle even to his most intimate
+friends&mdash;<i>now</i> it is apparent where the money
+went!&nbsp; But there, it is no use discussing that now; he has
+gone to answer for all his sins, and it is to be devoutly wished
+that God, in the infinite stretch of His mercy, will forgive him
+even this enormous sin.&nbsp; <a name="page241"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 241</span>Meanwhile it will never do to have
+this base creature coming as a tramping beggar, perhaps with her
+boy, and knocking at the door, desperately determined on being
+cared for by the man who was the cause of her ruin and her
+banishment.&nbsp; Better to send her ten pounds, with a brief
+note to the effect that Mr. &mdash; is now dead, and it will be
+useless her troubling again. This is what did <i>not</i> happen
+in the case quoted, and for the reasons given; but it might, and
+in very many cases it doubtless has happened; and it would be
+worth a whole year&rsquo;s catch of common begging-letter
+impostors if the Society for the Suppression of Mendicity could
+trap a member of the &ldquo;Dead-lurk&rdquo; gang, and hand him
+over to the tender mercies of the law.</p>
+<h3><a name="page242"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+242</span>CHAPTER XIV.<br />
+<span class="GutSmall">BEGGING &ldquo;DODGES.&rdquo;</span></h3>
+<p class="gutsumm"><i>The Variety and Quality of the
+Imposture</i>&mdash;<i>Superior Accomplishments of the Modern
+Practitioner</i>&mdash;<i>The Recipe for Success</i>&mdash;<i>The
+Power of</i>
+&ldquo;<i>Cheek</i>&rdquo;&mdash;&ldquo;<i>Chanting</i>&rdquo;
+<i>and the</i> &ldquo;<i>Shallow
+Lay</i>&rdquo;&mdash;<i>Estimates of their Paying
+Value</i>&mdash;<i>The Art of touching Women&rsquo;s
+Hearts</i>&mdash;<i>The Half-resentful Trick</i>&mdash;<i>The
+London</i> &ldquo;<i>Cadger</i>&rdquo;&mdash;<i>The Height of</i>
+&ldquo;<i>The Famine Season</i>.&rdquo;</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">The</span> &ldquo;dodges&rdquo; to which
+an individual resolved on a vagrant life will resort are almost
+past reckoning; and, as a natural consequence, the quality of the
+imposture in modern practice is superior to that which served to
+delude our grandfathers.</p>
+<p>It can be no other.&nbsp; As civilisation advances, and our
+machinery for the suppression and detection of fraud improves,
+so, if he would live at all, must the professional impostor exert
+all the skill and cunning he is endowed with to adjust the
+balance at his end of the beam.&nbsp; It is with vagrancy as with
+thieving.&nbsp; If our present system of police had no more
+formidable adversaries to deal with than lived and robbed in the
+days of those famous fellows, Richard Turpin and Master Blueskin,
+Newgate might, in the course <a name="page243"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 243</span>of a few years, be converted into a
+temperance hotel, and our various convict establishments into
+vast industrial homes for the helplessly indigent.&nbsp; So, if
+the well-trained staff under the captaincy of that shrewd scenter
+of make-believe and humbug&mdash;Mr. Horsford&mdash;was called on
+to rout an old-fashioned army of sham blindness, and cripples
+whose stumps were fictitious; and of clumsy whining cadgers, who
+made filthy rags do duty for poverty, who painted horrid sores on
+their arms and legs, and employed a mild sort of whitewash to
+represent on their impudent faces the bloodless pallor of
+consumption,&mdash;we might reasonably hope to be rid of the
+whole community in a month.</p>
+<p>It is scarcely too much to say, that the active and
+intelligent opposition brought to bear of late years against
+beggars has caused the trade to be taken up by a class of persons
+of quite superior accomplishments.&nbsp; I well recollect, on the
+memorable occasion of my passing a night in the society of tramps
+and beggars, hearing the matter discussed seriously and at
+length, and that by persons who, from their position in life,
+undoubtedly were those to whose opinion considerable weight
+attached.&nbsp; The conversation began by one young fellow, as he
+reclined on his hay-bed and puffed complacently at his short
+pipe, relating how he had &ldquo;kidded&rdquo; the workhouse
+authorities into the belief that he had not applied for relief at
+that casual-ward for at least a month previously, whereas he had
+been there for three successive nights.&nbsp; Of course this was
+a joke mightily enjoyed by his audience; and a friend, wagging
+his head <a name="page244"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+244</span>in high admiration, expressed his wonder as to how the
+feat could be successfully accomplished.&nbsp; &ldquo;How!&rdquo;
+replied the audacious one; &ldquo;why, with cheek, to be
+sure.&nbsp; Anything can be done if you&rsquo;ve only got cheek
+enough.&nbsp; It&rsquo;s no use puttin&rsquo; on a spurt of it,
+and knocking under soon as you&rsquo;re tackled.&nbsp; Go in for
+it up to the heads of your &mdash; soul bolts.&nbsp; Put it on
+your face so gallus thick that the devil himself won&rsquo;t see
+through it.&nbsp; Put it into your eyes and set the tears
+a-rollin&rsquo;.&nbsp; Swear God&rsquo;s truth; stop at
+nothing.&nbsp; They&rsquo;re bound to believe you.&nbsp; There
+ain&rsquo;t nothing else left for &rsquo;em.&nbsp; They think
+that there&rsquo;s an end somewhere to lyin&rsquo; and
+cheekin&rsquo;, and they&rsquo;re &mdash; fools enough to think
+that they can tell when that end shows itself.&nbsp; Don&rsquo;t
+let your cheek have any end to it.&nbsp; <i>That&rsquo;s</i>
+where you&rsquo;re right, my lads.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>I have, at the risk of shocking the reader of delicate
+sensibilities, quoted at full the terms in which my ruffianly
+&ldquo;casual&rdquo; chamber-fellow delivered himself of his
+opinion as to the power of &ldquo;cheek&rdquo; illimitable,
+because from the same experienced source presently proceeded as
+handsome a tribute to the efficiency of the officers of the
+Mendicity Society as they could desire.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;What shall you do with yerself to-morrow?&rdquo; one
+asked of another, who, weary of song and anecdote and blasphemy,
+preparatory to curling down for the night was yawning curses on
+the parochial authorities for supplying him with no warmer
+rug.&nbsp; &ldquo;It ain&rsquo;t much you can do anyhows atween
+the time when you finish at the crank and go out, till when you
+wants to come in agin.&nbsp; It feels like frost; if it is, I
+shall do a bit of <a name="page245"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+245</span>chanting, I think.&rdquo;&nbsp; (&ldquo;Chanting&rdquo;
+is vagrant phraseology for street singing.)</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I&rsquo;m with you,&rdquo; replied his friend;
+&ldquo;unless it&rsquo;s cold enough to work the shaller;
+that&rsquo;s the best game.&nbsp; &rsquo;Taint no use, though,
+without its perishin&rsquo; cold; that&rsquo;s the wust on
+it.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>(It may be here mentioned that the &ldquo;shaller,&rdquo; or
+more properly &ldquo;shallow&rdquo; dodge, is for a beggar to
+make capital of his rags and a disgusting condition of
+semi-nudity; to expose his shoulders and his knees and his
+shirtless chest, pinched and blue with cold.&nbsp; A pouncing of
+the exposed parts with common powder-blue is found to heighten
+the frost-bitten effect, and to excite the compassion of the
+charitable.)</p>
+<p>&ldquo;There you are wrong,&rdquo; broke in the advocate of
+&ldquo;cheek;&rdquo; &ldquo;that isn&rsquo;t the wust of
+it.&nbsp; The wust of it is, that there&rsquo;s no <i>best</i> of
+it.&nbsp; It don&rsquo;t matter what you try; all games is
+a-growing stale as last week&rsquo;s tommy&rdquo; (bread).</p>
+<p>&ldquo;It&rsquo;s &rsquo;cos people get so gallus
+&rsquo;ard-&rsquo;arted, that&rsquo;s wot it is,&rdquo; remarked
+with a grin a young gentleman who shared the bed of the
+&lsquo;cheeky&rsquo; one.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;No, that ain&rsquo;t it, either; people are as
+soft-&rsquo;arted and as green as ever they was; and so they
+would shell-out like they used to do, only for them
+&mdash;&rdquo; (something too dreadful for printing)
+&ldquo;lurchers of the S&rsquo;ciety.&nbsp; It&rsquo;s all
+them.&nbsp; It ain&rsquo;t the reg&rsquo;lar p&rsquo;lice.&nbsp;
+They&rsquo;re above beggars, &rsquo;cept when they&rsquo;re set
+on.&nbsp; It&rsquo;s them Mendikent coves, wot gets their
+livin&rsquo; by pokin&rsquo; and pryin&rsquo; arter every cove
+like us whenever they sees him in the street.&nbsp; <a
+name="page246"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 246</span>They gives
+the public the &lsquo;office&rsquo;&rdquo; (information),
+&ldquo;and the public believes &rsquo;em, bust
+&rsquo;em!&rdquo;</p>
+<p>These observations evidently set the &ldquo;cheeky&rdquo; one
+thinking on times past; for he presently took up the subject
+again.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Things ain&rsquo;t wot they was one time.&nbsp;
+Talkin&rsquo; about the shallow lay; Lor&rsquo; bless yer, you
+should have knowed what it was no longer ago than when I was a
+kid, and used to go out with my old woman.&nbsp; Ah, it was
+summat to have winter then!&nbsp; I&rsquo;ve heerd my old woman
+say often that she&rsquo;d warrant to make enough to live on all
+the rest of the year, if she only had three months&rsquo; good
+stiff frost.&nbsp; I recollect the time when you couldn&rsquo;t
+go a dozen yards without hearing the flying up of a window or the
+opening of a door, and there was somebody a-beckoning of you to
+give you grub or coppers.&nbsp; It was the grub that beat
+us.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;How d&rsquo;ye mean?&nbsp; Didn&rsquo;t you get enough
+of it?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Hark at him! enough of it!&nbsp; We got a
+thunderin&rsquo; sight too much of it.&nbsp; A little of it was
+all very well, &rsquo;specially if it was a handy-sized meaty
+bone, wot you could relish with a pint of beer when you felt
+peckish; but, bust &rsquo;em, they used to overdo it.&nbsp; It
+don&rsquo;t look well, don&rsquo;t you know, to carry a bag or
+anythink, when you are on the shallow lay.&nbsp; It looks as
+though you was a &lsquo;reg&rsquo;lar,&rsquo; and that
+don&rsquo;t &lsquo;act.&rsquo;&nbsp; The old gal used to stow a
+whacking lot in a big pocket she had in her petticut, and I used
+to put away a &lsquo;dollop&rsquo; in the busum of my shirt,
+which it was tied round the waist-bag hid underneath my trousers
+for the purpose.&nbsp; But, Lor&rsquo; bless yer, <a
+name="page247"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 247</span>sometimes
+the blessed trade would go that aggravatin&rsquo; that we would
+both find ourselves loaded-up in no time.&nbsp; Lor, how my old
+woman would swear about the grub sometimes!&nbsp; It used to make
+me larf; it was a reg&rsquo;lar pantermime.&nbsp; She&rsquo;d be
+reg&rsquo;lar weighed down, and me stuffed so jolly full that I
+daren&rsquo;t so much as shiver even, lest a lump of tommy or
+meat should tumble out in front, and all the while we&rsquo;d be
+pattering about us not having eat a mouthful since the day afore
+yesterday.&nbsp; Then somebody &rsquo;ud beckon us; and
+p&rsquo;r&rsquo;aps it was a servant-gal, with enough in a dish
+for a man and his dawg.&nbsp; And the old woman &rsquo;bliged to
+curtchy and look pleased!&nbsp; They ought to have heard
+her!&nbsp; &lsquo;D&mdash; and b&mdash; &rsquo;em!&rsquo; my old
+gal used to say between her teeth, &lsquo;I wish they had them
+broken wittles stuffed down their busted throats; why the &mdash;
+can&rsquo;t they give us it in coppers!&rsquo;&nbsp; But she
+couldn&rsquo;t say that to them, don&rsquo;t yer know; she had to
+put on a grateful mug, and say, &lsquo;Gord bless yer, my
+dear!&rsquo; to the gal, as though, if it hadn&rsquo;t been for
+that lot of grub turning up that blessed minute, she must have
+dropped down dead of starvation.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;But scran fetched its price in them times, didn&rsquo;t
+it, Billy?&nbsp; There was drums where you might sell it long
+afore your time, don&rsquo;t you know, Billy?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Course I know.&nbsp; It fetched its price,
+cert&rsquo;inly, when you could get away to sell it; but what
+I&rsquo;m speaking of is the inconwenience of it.&nbsp; We
+didn&rsquo;t want no grub, don&rsquo;t you see; it was the
+sp&rsquo;iling of us.&nbsp; S&rsquo;pose now we was served like
+what I just told you; <a name="page248"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 248</span>got reg&rsquo;lar loaded-up when we
+was a couple of miles away.&nbsp; What was we to do?&nbsp; We
+couldn&rsquo;t go on a swearin&rsquo; as how we was
+starvin&rsquo; with wittles bustin&rsquo; out of us all
+round.&nbsp; We was &rsquo;bliged to shoot the load afore we
+could begin ag&rsquo;in.&nbsp; Sometimes we had to do the
+&lsquo;long trot&rsquo;&rdquo; (go home) &ldquo;with it, and so
+sp&rsquo;iled a whole arternoon.&nbsp; If we got a chance, we
+shot it down a gully, or in a dunghole in a mews.&nbsp; Anythink
+to get rid of it, don&rsquo;t you see.&nbsp; I should like to
+have just now the rattlin&rsquo; lot of grub we&rsquo;ve been
+&rsquo;bliged to get rid of in that there way.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Despite the decline of the trade of &ldquo;shallowing,&rdquo;
+however, as the reader must have observed, it is one that is
+regarded as worth resorting to in &ldquo;season.&rdquo;&nbsp; A
+more favourite &ldquo;dodge&rdquo; at the present is to appear
+before the public not in rags and tatters and with patches of
+naked flesh disgustingly visible, but in sound thorough
+labour-stained attire, and affect the style either of the ashamed
+unaccustomed beggar or that of the honest working mechanic, who,
+desperately driven by stress of poverty, shapes his loud-mouthed
+appeal in tones of indignant remonstrance that rich and
+prosperous England should permit a man such as he is to be
+reduced to the uncomfortable plight in which you now behold
+him.&nbsp; He is a solitary cadger, and gets himself up in a
+manner so artful, that it is only when you pay attention to his
+&ldquo;speech,&rdquo; and find that he repeats precisely the same
+words over and over again, that you begin to have a suspicion
+that he is not exactly what he seems.&nbsp; Like the
+&ldquo;shallow cove,&rdquo; he prefers a very cold <a
+name="page249"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 249</span>or a very
+wet and miserable day.&nbsp; He does not enter a street walking
+in the middle of the road, as the common &ldquo;chanting&rdquo;
+or &ldquo;pattering&rdquo; beggar does; he walks on the pavement
+with slow and hesitating gait, and at frequent intervals casts
+hasty and nervous glances behind him, as though fearful that he
+is watched or followed.&nbsp; Possibly he is so afraid.&nbsp; At
+all events, should a policeman by rare chance steal round the
+corner, his steps will increase in length, and he will pass out
+of the street just as an ordinary pedestrian might; but should he
+be free to play his &ldquo;little game,&rdquo; he will set about
+it as follows.</p>
+<p>After looking about him several times, he proceeds to make
+himself remarkable to any person or persons who may happen to be
+gazing streetward from the window.&nbsp; He will stand suddenly
+still, and button-up his coat as though determined on some
+desperate action.&nbsp; With a loud-sounding &ldquo;hem!&rdquo;
+he clears his throat and advances towards the roadway; but, alas,
+before his feet touch the pavement&rsquo;s boundary his courage
+falters, and he dashes his hand across his eyes and shakes his
+head, in a manner that at once conveys to beholders the
+impression that, much as he desires it, he is unequal to the
+performance of what a moment ago he contemplated and thought
+himself strong enough to perform.&nbsp; At least, if this is not
+made manifest to the beholder, the actor has missed his
+object.&nbsp; On he goes again just a few faltering steps&mdash;a
+very few&mdash;and then he cries &ldquo;hem!&rdquo; again, louder
+and fiercer than before, and dashes into the middle of the
+road.</p>
+<p><a name="page250"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 250</span>If
+you had pushed him there, or set your dog at him and he had
+bounded there to escape its fangs, the injured look he casts up
+at you could not be surpassed.&nbsp; He says not a word for a
+full minute; he simply folds his arms sternly and glares at you
+up at the window, as though he would say not so much &ldquo;What
+do you think of me standing here?&rdquo; as &ldquo;What do you
+think of yourself, after having driven me to do a thing so
+ignominious and shameful?&rdquo;&nbsp; These necessary
+preliminaries accomplished, in a loud impassioned voice he
+opens:</p>
+<p>&ldquo;<span class="smcap">What</span>!&rdquo;&mdash;(a pause
+of some seconds&rsquo; duration)&mdash;&ldquo;<span
+class="smcap">What</span>! will a man not do to drive away from
+his door the <span class="GutSmall">WOLF</span> that assails the
+wife of his bosom and his innocent horfspring?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>He appears to await an answer to this, as though it were a
+solemn conundrum; though from the moody contraction of his
+eyebrows and the momentary scorn that wrinkles the corners of his
+mouth as he still gazes all round at the windows, he seems to be
+aware that it is one which on account of your complete ignorance
+of such matters you will never guess.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Doubtless, my friends, you are astonished to see me in
+this humiliating attitude, addressing you like a common
+beggar.&nbsp; But what else am I?&nbsp; What is the man who
+implores you to spare him from your plenty&mdash;ay, and your
+luxury&mdash;a <i>penny</i> to save from starving those that are
+dearer to him than his <span
+class="GutSmall">HEART&rsquo;S</span> blood, but a beggar?&nbsp;
+But, my friends, a man may be a beggar, and still be not
+ashamed.&nbsp; <i>I</i> am not ashamed.&nbsp; I might be, if it
+was for myself that I asked your charity; but I <a
+name="page251"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 251</span>would not
+do so.&nbsp; I would die sooner than I would stoop to do it; but
+what is a <span class="GutSmall">HUSBAND</span> to do, when he
+has a wife weak and ill from her confinement; who is dying by
+<span class="GutSmall">HINCHES</span> for that nourishment that I
+have not to give her?&rdquo;&nbsp; (Here a violent blowing of his
+nose on a clean cotton pocket-handkerchief.)&nbsp; &ldquo;What,
+my dear friends, is a <span class="GutSmall">FATHER</span> to do,
+when his little ones cry to him for <span
+class="GutSmall">BREAD</span>?&nbsp; Should he feel ashamed to
+beg for them?&nbsp; Ask yourselves that question, you who have
+good warm fires and all that the heart can desire.&nbsp; I am
+<i>not</i> ashamed.&nbsp; It is a desperate man&rsquo;s last
+resource; and I ask you again, as my fellow-creatures, will you
+turn away from me and deny me the small assistance I beg of
+you?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Generally he is successful.&nbsp; Women&mdash;young mothers
+and old mothers alike&mdash;find it hard to resist the artless
+allusion to the wife, &ldquo;weak and ill from her
+confinement,&rdquo; and the amazingly well-acted sudden outburst
+of emotion that the actor is so anxious to conceal under cover of
+blowing his nose.&nbsp; To be sure he is not a prepossessing
+person, and his style of appeal is somewhat coarse and violent;
+but that stamps it, in the eyes of the unwary, as genuine.&nbsp;
+If he &ldquo;knew the trade,&rdquo; he would know that he should
+be meek and insinuating, not loud-mouthed and peremptory.&nbsp;
+In short, his behaviour is exactly that of a man&mdash;a
+hard-working fellow when he has it to do&mdash;driven to
+desperation, and with a determination to raise enough to buy a
+loaf somehow.&nbsp; It would be a monstrous thing to refuse such
+a poor fellow because of his blunt inapt way of asking; and <a
+name="page252"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 252</span>so the
+halfpence come showering down.&nbsp; It is several months ago
+since I last saw this worthy; but I have no doubt that his wife
+has not yet recovered from her confinement, that his children are
+yet crying for bread, and that he is still not ashamed to solicit
+public charity to save them from starving.</p>
+<p>There are other types of the shy, blunt-spoken beggar, who
+affect almost to resent the charity they solicit.&nbsp; These
+abound, as indeed do all street-beggars, chiefly in the severest
+months of winter.&nbsp; As long as one can remember, gangs of men
+have perambulated the highways in the frosty months, but until
+recently they were invariably &ldquo;chanters,&rdquo; with a
+legend of coming &ldquo;all the way from Manchester.&rdquo;&nbsp;
+But song is eschewed in modern times.&nbsp; It is found better to
+avoid old-fashioned forms, and appear as men destitute and
+down-trodden perhaps, but still with self-respect remaining in
+them.&nbsp; There is no occasion for them to give you a song for
+your money; they are not called on to give a lengthy and
+humiliating explanation as to how they came there; <i>you</i>
+know all about it.&nbsp; You must have read in the newspapers,
+&ldquo;that, owing to the many stoppages of public and private
+works, there are at the present time hundreds of able-bodied and
+deserving labouring men wandering the streets of London, driven
+to the hard necessity of begging their bread.&rdquo;&nbsp; Well,
+these are of the number.&nbsp; Observe the unmistakable token of
+their having laboured on a &ldquo;public work,&rdquo; to wit, a
+railway-cutting, in the clay baked on their
+&ldquo;ankle-jacks&rdquo; and fustian trousers.&nbsp; Regard that
+able-bodied individual, <a name="page253"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 253</span>the leader of the gang, with his
+grimy great fists and the smut still on his face, and for a
+moment doubt that he is a deserving labouring man.&nbsp; He is an
+engineer, out of work since last Christmas, and ever since so
+hard-up that he has been unable to spare a penny to buy soap
+with.&nbsp; If you don&rsquo;t believe it, ask him.&nbsp; But to
+this or any other detail himself or his mates will not condescend
+in a general way.&nbsp; All that they do, is to spread across the
+street, and saunter along with their hands in their pockets,
+ejaculating only, &ldquo;Out of work!&rdquo;&nbsp;
+&ldquo;Willin&rsquo; to work, and got no work to do!&rdquo;&nbsp;
+If you followed them all day, you would find no change in their
+method of operation, excepting the interval of an hour or so at
+midday spent in the tap-room of a public-house.&nbsp; If you
+followed them after that, your steps in all probability would be
+directed towards Keate-street, Spitalfields, or Mint-street in
+the Borough, in both of which delightful localities common
+lodging-houses abound; and if you were bold enough to cross the
+threshold and descend into the kitchen, there you would discover
+the jolly crew sitting round a table, and dividing the handsome
+spoil of the day, while they drank &ldquo;long lasting to the
+frost&rdquo; in glasses of neat rum.</p>
+<p>At the same time, I should be very sorry for the reader to
+misunderstand me, as wishing to convey to him the impression that
+in every instance the gangs of men to be met with in the streets
+in winter-time are vagrants and impostors.&nbsp; It is not
+difficult to imagine a company of hard-up poor fellows genuinely
+destitute; mates, perhaps, on the same kind of work, resorting <a
+name="page254"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 254</span>to this
+method of raising a shilling rather than apply at the workhouse
+for it.&nbsp; An out-o&rsquo;-work navvy or a bricklayer would
+never think of going out to beg alone, whereas he would see no
+great amount of degradation in joining a
+&ldquo;gang.&rdquo;&nbsp; He thus sinks his individuality, and
+becomes merely a representative item of a depressed branch of
+industry.&nbsp; There can be no doubt that a sixpence given to
+such a man is well bestowed for the time being; but it would be
+much better, even though it cost many sixpences, if the labourer
+were never permitted to adopt this method of supplying his
+needs.&nbsp; In the majority of cases, it may be, the
+out-o&rsquo;-work man who resorted to the streets to beg for
+money would, when trade improved, hurry back to work, and be
+heartily glad to forget to what misfortune had driven him; but
+there are a very large number of labourers who, at the best of
+times, can live but from hand to mouth as the saying is, and from
+whom it is desirable to keep secret how much easier money may be
+got by begging than working.&nbsp; To a man who has to drudge at
+the docks, for instance, for threepence an hour&mdash;and there
+are thousands in London who do so&mdash;it is a dangerous
+experience for him to discover that as much may be made on an
+average by sauntering the ordinary length of a street,
+occasionally raising his hand to his cap.&nbsp; Or he may know
+beforehand, by rumour, what a capital day&rsquo;s work may be
+done at &ldquo;cadging,&rdquo; and in bitter sweat of underpaid
+labour complain that he is worse off than a cadger.&nbsp; It is
+as well to provide against giving such a man an excuse for
+breaking the ice.</p>
+<p><a name="page255"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 255</span>There
+are, however, other impostors amongst the begging fraternity
+besides those who adopt the professional dress of vagrancy, and
+impudently endeavour publicly to proclaim their sham distress and
+privation.&nbsp; The terrible condition of want into which
+thousands of the working population of London were plunged the
+winter before last developed the &ldquo;cadger&rdquo; in question
+in a very remarkable degree.&nbsp; This personage is not a
+demonstrative cheat.&nbsp; His existence is due entirely to the
+growing belief in decent poverty, and in the conviction that in
+frosty &ldquo;hard-up&rdquo; times much more of real destitution
+is endured by those whose honest pride will not permit them to
+clamour of their wants, and so make them known.&nbsp; There can
+be no doubt but that this is perfectly true, and, despite all
+that horridly blunt philanthropists say to the contrary, it is a
+quality to be nurtured rather than despised.&nbsp; As everybody
+knows, of late years it <i>has</i> been nurtured to a very large
+extent.&nbsp; At the East-end of the town, in Poplar and
+Shadwell, where, owing to the slackness in the trade pertaining
+to the building of ships, poverty was specially prevalent, quite
+a small army of benevolently-disposed private individuals were
+daily employed going from house to house, and by personal inquiry
+and investigation applying the funds at their disposal quietly
+and delicately, and to the best of then ability
+judiciously.&nbsp; There can be no question that by these means a
+vast amount of good was done, and many a really decent family
+provided with a meal that otherwise would have gone hungry; but
+an alarming percentage <a name="page256"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 256</span>of evil clung to the skirts of the
+good.&nbsp; It is a positive fact that in the most squalid
+regions&mdash;those, indeed, that were most notorious for their
+poverty&mdash;the value of house-property increased
+considerably.&nbsp; The occupants of apartments, who during the
+previous summertime were unable to meet the weekly exactions of
+the collector, now not only met current demands, but by
+substantial instalments rapidly paid-up arrears of rent.&nbsp;
+Landlords who for months past had been glad to take what they
+could get, now became inexorable, and would insist on one week
+being paid before the next was due.&nbsp; They could afford to
+indulge in this arbitrary line of behaviour towards their
+tenants.&nbsp; Rents were &ldquo;going up;&rdquo; rooms that at
+ordinary times would realise not more than 2<i>s.</i> or
+2<i>s.</i> 3<i>d.</i> each, now were worth 3<i>s.</i>
+6<i>d.</i>&nbsp; Ragman&rsquo;s-alley and Squalor&rsquo;s-court
+and Great and Little Grime&rsquo;s-street were at a
+premium.&nbsp; They were localities famous in the
+newspapers.&nbsp; Everybody had read about them; everybody had
+heard the story of the appalling heart-rending misery that
+pervaded these celebrated places.&nbsp; Day after day gentlefolks
+flocked thereto, and speedily following these visitations came
+tradesmen&rsquo;s porters bearing meat and bread and
+groceries.&nbsp; To be a Squalor&rsquo;s-alleyite was to be a
+person with undoubted and indisputable claims on the public
+purse, and to be comfortably provided for.&nbsp; To be a denizen
+of Great Grime&rsquo;s-street was to reside in an almshouse more
+fatly endowed than the Printers&rsquo; or the Drapers&rsquo; or
+the Fishmongers&rsquo;.</p>
+<p>It was impossible for such a paradise to exist without <a
+name="page257"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 257</span>its fame
+being blown to the most distant and out-of-the-way nooks of the
+town.&nbsp; North, west, and south the cadgers and impostors
+heard of it, and enviously itched to participate in the good
+things.&nbsp; And no wonder!&nbsp; Here was bread and meat and
+coals being furnished to all who asked for them, at the rate of
+twenty shillingsworth a-week at the least; nay, they were
+provided without even the asking for.&nbsp; It was unnecessary to
+cross the threshold of your door to look after them, for those
+whose happy task it was to distribute the prizes came knocking,
+and in the tenderest terms made offer of their assistance.&nbsp;
+All that was needful was to secure a lodging in
+Ragman&rsquo;s-court or Little Grime&rsquo;s-street, and pay your
+rent regularly, and sit down and await the result.&nbsp; And
+lodgings were so secured.&nbsp; It is positively true that at the
+height of the &ldquo;famine season&rdquo; at the East-end of
+London, when day after day saw the columns of the daily
+newspapers heavily laden with the announced subscriptions of the
+charitable, hundreds of questionable characters, &ldquo;working
+men&rdquo; in appearance, quitted other parts of the metropolis,
+and cheerfully paid much more rent than they had been accustomed
+to pay, for the privilege of squatting down in the midst of what
+was loudly and incessantly proclaimed to be &ldquo;a colony of
+helpless out-o&rsquo;-works, famine-stricken, and kept from
+downright starvation only by the daily and hourly efforts of the
+charitable.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>This much might of course be expected of the professed beggar
+and the cadger by education and breeding; <a
+name="page258"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 258</span>but it
+would be interesting to learn how many shiftless ones&mdash;those
+semi-vagabonds who labour under the delusion that they are idle
+men only because work is denied them, and who are continually
+engaged in the vague occupation of &ldquo;looking for a
+job&rdquo;&mdash;gave way before the great temptation, and became
+downright cadgers from that time.&nbsp; With such folk the
+barrier to be broken down is of the flimsiest texture, and once
+overcome, it is difficult indeed to erect it again.&nbsp; Not
+sweeter to the industrious is the bread of their labour than to
+the idle and dissolute the loaf unearned, and the free gift of
+tobacco to be smoked at ease in working hours.&nbsp; It is
+terribly hard to struggle out of a slough of laziness in which a
+man has lain for a length of time, with nothing to do but open
+his mouth and permit other people to feed him.&nbsp; It is
+extremely unlikely that such a man would make the struggle while
+there remained but half a chance of his maintaining his
+comfortable position.&nbsp; Having grown so far used to the
+contamination of mire, he would be more likely to struggle a
+little deeper into it, if he saw what he deemed his advantage in
+doing so, and by swift degrees he would speedily be engulfed in
+that hopeless bog of confirmed beggary from which there is no
+return save those of the prison statician.</p>
+<h3><a name="page259"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+259</span>CHAPTER XV.<br />
+<span class="GutSmall">GENTEEL ADVERTISING BEGGARS.</span></h3>
+<p class="gutsumm"><i>The Newspaper Plan and the delicate
+Process</i>&mdash;<i>Forms of Petition</i>&mdash;<i>Novel
+Applications of Photography</i>&mdash;<i>Personal Attractions of
+the Distressed</i>&mdash;<i>Help</i>, <i>or I perish</i>!</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Besides</span> those I have enumerated,
+there are at least two other specimens of the beggar tribe that
+deserve mention.&nbsp; They are genteel impostors both.&nbsp; One
+avails himself of the advertising columns of the newspaper to
+apprise the benevolent of his modest desires, while the other
+prefers the more private and delicate process insured by our
+modern postal system.&nbsp; Both affect the &ldquo;reduced
+gentleman,&rdquo; and display in their appeals an amount of
+artlessness and simple confidence in the charity of their
+fellow-creatures that tells unmistakably of their ample
+possession of that Christian virtue, while at the same time it
+conveys to the reader an idea of the select and highly-exclusive
+position they should properly occupy, and from which they have so
+disastrously descended.&nbsp; It is evident at a glance that they
+know nothing of the rough-and-ready ways of the world, or of its
+close-fistedness or proneness to suspicion.&nbsp; We know this,
+and pity them; otherwise we might be inclined to <a
+name="page260"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 260</span>class them
+with those &ldquo;cheeky&rdquo; ones in whose praise the young
+gentleman before mentioned, of &ldquo;shallow&rdquo; extraction,
+was so hearty, and to treat their impudent attempts as they
+deserve.&nbsp; But the touching simplicity of the unfortunate
+creatures at once disarms us of suspicion.&nbsp; For instance,
+who could refrain from immediately responding to the subjoined
+&ldquo;petition,&rdquo; which is copied strictly from the
+original?&nbsp; It was delivered through the post, and was
+attached as a fly-leaf to a card on which was affixed the
+portraits of six young children, each of whom had evidently been
+&ldquo;got up&rdquo; with extreme care, as regards hair-curling
+and arrangements of dress and ribbons, for the photographic
+process.</p>
+<blockquote><p>&ldquo;<i>Children to
+save</i>.&mdash;Advertisement sent to a few taken from the London
+Directory.&nbsp; The father of these British-born Protestant
+children is an elderly gentleman, ruined by competition in
+business, and past beginning life again; and the mother is in a
+very precarious state of health.&nbsp; To seek for adopters is
+against parental instinct; and besides it might ultimately come
+to that, as by the time their schooling is over, in ten or
+fifteen years, they would most likely be orphans, and their
+willing adopters would be quite welcome to it (<i>sic</i>).&nbsp;
+At present the father, in his alarm for the fate of these
+creatures, seeks for some that would pay, not to the father, but
+to good boarding-schools, for their clothing, keeping, and
+tuition, and after school-time to see that they should not
+want.&nbsp; Willing benefactors are therefore requested to state
+what they would feel inclined to <a name="page261"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 261</span>do for each child, by one of the
+numbers given at foot, to &lsquo;Alphabet, till called for, at
+the Post-office, No. 1 Liverpool-street, Moorfields, E.C.,&rsquo;
+enclosing card or addressed envelope to insure correct address,
+if a reply should be wished.&rdquo;</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>Another method of applying the photographic art to the
+bolstering-up of a spurious begging petition takes a form even
+more outrageous than that which was adopted to exhibit the
+personal attractions of the distressed six British-born
+Protestant children.&nbsp; In the second case it is the portrait
+of a handsome young lady, aged about twenty, with a profusion of
+lovely hair, and an expression of countenance strikingly artless
+and captivating.&nbsp; Accompanying the portrait was a note, as
+follows:</p>
+<blockquote><p>&ldquo;Dear Sir,&mdash;I am sure, when you learn
+the cause, that you will pardon the liberty I take in addressing
+myself to you.&nbsp; I am impelled to do so, not only on account
+of your known humanity, but because I have seen you and read in
+your face that you will not turn a deaf ear to an appeal frankly
+and trustingly made to you.&nbsp; The fact is, my dear sir, I am
+absolutely in want of a sixpence to procure a meal.&nbsp; I am
+the only child of a father whom <i>misfortune</i> has reduced to
+a condition of abject beggary.&nbsp; Mother I have none.&nbsp;
+One day I may have an opportunity of narrating to you the
+peculiar causes of our present embarrassment.&nbsp; I should feel
+it incumbent on me to do so, were I so fortunate as to make you
+our creditor for a small sum.&nbsp; Pray spare me the pain of
+detailing more minutely the purport of this letter.&nbsp; I am
+aware of the boldness of the step I <a name="page262"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 262</span>am taking, but the misery of my
+wretched father must plead for me in excuse.&nbsp; I enclose my
+likeness (taken, alas, in happier times, though scarcely six
+months since), so that you may see that I am not a <i>common
+beggar</i>.&nbsp; Should my appeal move your compassion towards
+me, will you kindly send a note addressed, Adelaide F. T.,
+Post-office, &mdash;?&rdquo;</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>The gentleman to whom the above artful concoction was
+addressed is well known for his philanthropy, and his name
+appears frequently in the newspapers.&nbsp; He is an elderly
+gentleman, and has grown-up sons and daughters, consequently he
+was not a likely person to be trapped by the lovely Adelaide, who
+would &ldquo;feel it incumbent on her to seek out and personally
+thank her benefactor,&rdquo; in the event of his forwarding to
+her a pound or so.&nbsp; But it might have been different, if,
+instead of a plain-sailing shrewd man of the world, he had been a
+person afflicted with vanity.&nbsp; Here was this poor young
+handsome creature, who had seen him and read in his face that
+which induced her to make to him such a pitiful avowal of her
+poverty&mdash;her <i>peculiar</i> poverty!&nbsp; Why, the story
+of the &ldquo;peculiar cause&rdquo; that led to the sudden
+downfall of such a family must be worth a pound to listen
+to!&nbsp; Was it justifiable to dishonour the promise his face
+had assured to the poor young woman?&nbsp; These or similar
+reflections might have betrayed the better judgment of a less
+experienced person than Mr. L&mdash;.&nbsp; As it was, the artful
+note served but to ponder over as one of the latest curiosities
+in the begging-letter line; while as for the portrait, it
+furnished <a name="page263"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+263</span>ample food for moralising on how marvellously deceptive
+appearances were&mdash;especially female appearances.</p>
+<p>And if this were the end of the story, the good reader, with
+all his honest British inclination for giving the accused the
+benefit of a doubt, might be tempted to exclaim, &ldquo;And,
+after all, who knows but that the appeal to this known
+philanthropist might have been genuine?&nbsp; To be sure, the
+shape it assumed was one that might well excite the suspicion of
+an individual alive to the surpassing cleverness and cunning of
+begging impostors; but at the same time there was sufficient of
+probability in the application to protect it from the stigma of
+impudent fraud.&rdquo;&nbsp; Such readers will be glad to hear
+that all doubts on the matter were set at rest, and in the
+following singular, and for one party concerned somewhat
+unpleasant, manner.&nbsp; The portrait in question fell into the
+hands of a relative of Mr. L&mdash;, a gentleman with a hard
+heart for begging impostors, and sturdy resolution to put them
+down and punish them whenever he encountered them.&nbsp; He was
+particularly set against mendicants of the genteel class, and was
+very severe in his strictures on the abominable cheat attempted
+by &ldquo;Adelaide F. T.&rdquo;&nbsp; One afternoon, while
+walking along Oxford-street, lo, the original of the pictured
+culprit appeared before him, artlessly and innocently gazing into
+a linendraper&rsquo;s window, and accompanied by another
+lady.&nbsp; The resemblance between the first lady and the
+photograph was so striking as to place her identity beyond a
+doubt; yet in order to make <i>quite</i> sure, our friend
+withdrew the latter from his <a name="page264"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 264</span>pocketbook, and covertly compared it
+with the original.&nbsp; It was as certain as that he had eyes in
+his head.&nbsp; There was the hair of golden hue massed behind
+and raised from the temples; there was the straight nose, the
+small winning mouth, and the delicately-rounded chin.&nbsp; The
+stern exposer of imposture, however, was not to be moved to mercy
+by a pretty face; his course of duty was plain before him, and
+stepping up to the lady, he addressed with undisguised severity,
+&ldquo;Miss Adelaide T., I believe?&rdquo;&nbsp; &ldquo;You are
+mistaken, sir.&rdquo;&nbsp; &ldquo;Not at all, madam; a friend of
+mine was lately favoured with a letter from you enclosing your
+likeness.&rdquo;&nbsp; It was scarcely to be wondered at, that an
+expression of terror took possession of the lady&rsquo;s face,
+though it was misinterpreted by the gentleman.&nbsp; Thinking
+that she was addressed by a drunken man or a maniac, the lady
+prudently retreated into the shop the window of which she had
+been regarding.&nbsp; More than ever convinced that he was not
+mistaken, L&mdash;&rsquo;s friend followed her; and goodness
+knows what serious consequences might have ensued, had not the
+lady been a known customer of the draper as the daughter of a
+gentleman of wealth and station.&nbsp; This, of course, led to an
+explanation, and to the most earnest and humble apologies on the
+part of the pursuer of imposture.&nbsp; The photograph was
+produced, and undoubtedly it was a likeness of the lady.&nbsp;
+How it had got into the hands of the designing &ldquo;Adelaide F.
+T.&rdquo; no one could tell, but doubtless it was selected on
+account of its beauty and prepossessing artlessness.&nbsp; An
+endeavour was made to secure the <a name="page265"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 265</span>cheats; but from some cause or
+another they took alarm, and the decoy letter, addressed
+&ldquo;Post-office &mdash;,&rdquo; remained there until it was
+returned through the Dead-letter Office.</p>
+<p>By the bye, the idea of begging &ldquo;not for myself, but for
+another,&rdquo; is a dodge not confined to the epistolary
+impostor.&nbsp; In the neighbourhood in which I reside, some
+little time since there made her appearance a very fine specimen
+of disinterested generosity of the kind in question: a little old
+lady dressed in black, with kid-gloves on her hands, and a cloak
+soberly trimmed with black crape.&nbsp; She knocked the knock of
+a person used to the genteel fingering of a knocker, and might
+she be permitted to speak with the lady of the house?&nbsp; It
+happened that, at that moment, the gentleman of the house was
+going out, and he, hearing the application, suggested that
+possibly he might do as well.&nbsp; Undoubtedly, though it was a
+trivial matter with which to occupy the attention of a
+gentleman.&nbsp; The simple fact was, that the little old lady
+was bound on a mission of charity for a poor soul recently left
+destitute with nine small children: her aim being the purchase of
+a mangle and a few washing-tubs, that the widow might earn an
+honourable livelihood for her numerous brood.&nbsp; &ldquo;I am
+too poor to supply her with <i>all</i> the money out of my own
+slender little purse,&rdquo; said the old lady, &ldquo;but I have
+plenty of leisure, and I think that you will agree with me, sir,
+it cannot be employed more worthily.&nbsp; I do not ask for any
+large sum on the poor creature&rsquo;s behalf; I only ask one
+single penny.&nbsp; I <a name="page266"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 266</span>will not take more than a
+penny.&nbsp; I put the pence in this little bag, you see, and by
+perseverance I trust that I shall soon accomplish my
+aim.&rdquo;&nbsp; As the little old lady spoke, she cheerfully
+produced from the folds of her cloak a stout linen bag heavy with
+copper money, and containing, I should say, at least twelve
+shillings.&nbsp; The little old lady&rsquo;s manner was plausible
+and smooth, and well calculated to impose on the &ldquo;lady of
+the house&rdquo; nine times out of ten.&nbsp; But unfortunately
+for her it had been my lot to make the acquaintance of many
+strange little old ladies as well as of gentlemen, and I had my
+suspicions.&nbsp; I closed the outer door and confronted her on
+the mat.&nbsp; &ldquo;I beg your pardon, but have we not met
+before?&rdquo; I asked her.&nbsp; She looked up suddenly and
+sharply, with no little alarm on her wizened old face.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;I&mdash;I think not, sir,&rdquo; she faltered.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;Do you happen to know a gentleman named Horsford?&rdquo;
+was my next inquiry.&nbsp; The little old lady looked still more
+embarrassed.&nbsp; &ldquo;I did not come here to discuss my own
+affairs, sir,&rdquo; said she with a sorry affectation of
+indignation, &ldquo;nor to answer questions that bear no relation
+to my charitable object.&nbsp; I wish you a good-morning,
+sir!&rdquo;&nbsp; And with that she opened the door, and let
+herself out; and descending the steps quickly, trotted up the
+street with guilty speed, and turned the corner, and was out of
+sight before I could make up my mind what to do with her.</p>
+<p>Of advertising beggars there is a large variety.&nbsp; A great
+many of them breathe a pious spirit, or rather gasp;&mdash;for it
+is seldom that these distressed ones muster <a
+name="page267"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 267</span>courage to
+cry out until they have endured their distress even to
+death&rsquo;s-door.&nbsp; Not unfrequently the headings or
+&ldquo;catch-lines&rdquo; of these printed appeals are culled
+from the Bible.&nbsp; Here is one, for example:</p>
+<blockquote><p>&ldquo;&lsquo;<span class="smcap">Help</span>,
+<span class="smcap">or I perish</span>!&rsquo;&mdash;The
+advertiser (in his sixty-seventh birthday) was once blessed with
+a handsome fortune.&nbsp; Drink&mdash;he confesses it&mdash;has
+been the cause of his ruin.&nbsp; He still drinks; not now for
+pleasure and in luxury, but to benumb the gnawing of an aroused
+conscience.&nbsp; Unless this horrid propensity is checked, the
+advertiser feels that he must perish body and soul!&nbsp; Who
+will save him?&nbsp; He has two sons in Canada, who are striving
+men and total abstainers, and who would receive him with open
+arms, could he but raise money enough to purchase some poor
+outfit, and to pay for the voyage.&mdash;Address, X.,
+Prescott-street, Whitechapel.&rdquo;</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>One cannot help reflecting, that, before contributing towards
+a fund to assist the emigration of the aged toper&mdash;who
+appears only to have awoke to a sense of his abasement now that
+he is stinted of his gin&mdash;he would like to have the opinion
+of those striving men, his sons, the total abstainers in
+Canada.&nbsp; Possibly they would prefer to honour him at a
+distance.&nbsp; According to the ingenious old gentleman&rsquo;s
+own showing, he only regards his sons as possible props to keep
+him out of a drunkard&rsquo;s grave; and if, fettered under the
+weight imposed on them, they sank with their father into the same
+dishonourable sepulchre, it would turn out to be money decidedly
+ill invested.&nbsp; All this, supposing the appeal to be genuine,
+which in all probability it is not.&nbsp; Were <a
+name="page268"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 268</span>it
+investigated, the only truthful hit in the appeal would very
+likely he found to consist in the three words, &ldquo;he still
+drinks.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Here is another of more recent date, in the emigration
+line:</p>
+<blockquote><p>&ldquo;A lady has an opportunity of going to
+America, where she could obtain a good situation as governess,
+but has not the means of procuring an outfit.&nbsp; She would be
+very thankful to anyone who would lend her 10<i>l.</i>, which she
+would promise to return with interest at the end of the
+year.&rdquo;</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>This is cool, but almost feverish compared with the
+annexed:</p>
+<blockquote><p>&ldquo;&lsquo;<span class="smcap">Money without
+Security</span>!&rsquo;&mdash;Doubtless these mocking words have
+struck many readers besides the advertiser.&nbsp; In his
+desperate situation he has often put to himself the question, Is
+there to be found in this cruel world a good Samaritan who would
+confer on a fellow-creature a boon so precious?&nbsp; Is there
+one who, blessed with means, can find delight in raising from the
+slough of despond a poor wretch stranded on the bank of the black
+river of despair?&nbsp; Is there one who will account it cheap by
+<i>lending</i> ten pounds, for three months, at twenty-five per
+cent interest, to elevate to manly altitude a human creature who,
+for want of such a sum, is groaning in the dust?&nbsp; If so, let
+him send a Beam of Sunshine to G. S. R., No. 17 Model Lodging
+Houses, &mdash;.&rdquo;</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>One cannot but ask the question, is G. S. R. a madman, or
+simply an idiot, who can regard it as a &ldquo;joke&rdquo; <a
+name="page269"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 269</span>to waste
+five shillings for the privilege of seeing so many lines of empty
+rubbish in print?&nbsp; Or, again, are there really any grounds
+of five shillingsworth for supposing that amongst the fifty
+thousand readers of a daily newspaper one may be met with silly
+or eccentric or whimsical enough to entertain G. S. R.&rsquo;s
+proposition?&nbsp; It is hard to believe in such a
+possibility.&nbsp; Still, there <i>are</i> strange people in the
+world; every day furnishes evidence of this fact.&nbsp; Not more
+than a month ago it came to light that an old lady residing at
+Clapham has for years past been in the habit of paying an
+organ-grinder thirty shillings a-week&mdash;a half-sovereign on
+the evening of every Tuesday, Thursday, and Saturday&mdash;to
+come and play for half-an-hour under her window.&nbsp; Supposing
+a rupture between the lady and her musician, and she had put an
+advertisement in the <i>Times</i>&mdash;&ldquo;A lady, a resident
+in a quiet suburb, is desirous of engaging with an
+organ-grinder.&nbsp; Terms of service, three half-hours per week,
+75<i>l.</i> a-year&rdquo;&mdash;who would have regarded it but as
+a silly joke?</p>
+<p>Here is another begging advertisement of the simple and
+affecting type:</p>
+<blockquote><p>&ldquo;<span class="smcap">A Widow&rsquo;s Only
+Comfort</span>.&mdash;The advertiser begs the kind assistance of
+the kind-hearted and benevolent to rescue her pianoforte from the
+hands of the broker.&nbsp; It is but a poor old affair (valued
+only at 12<i>l.</i>), but it has been her only consolation and
+solace since the death of a darling only daughter, whose
+instrument it was, and it would break her heart to part with
+it.&nbsp; Its music and her prayers should combine to thank any
+<a name="page270"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 270</span>one who
+was generous enough to restore it to her.&nbsp; Address &mdash;
+Colebrook-row.&rdquo;</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>One more instance, and we will have done with the advertising
+beggar:</p>
+<blockquote><p>&ldquo;<span class="smcap">To the Aged and
+Unprotected</span>.&mdash;A young man, aged twenty-two,
+well-built, good-looking, and of a frank and affectionate
+disposition, is desirous of acting the part of a son towards any
+aged person or persons who would regard his companionship and
+constant devotion as an equivalent for his maintenance and
+clothes and support generally.&nbsp; The parents of the
+advertiser are both dead, and he has not a relative in the wide
+world.&nbsp; Affluence is not aimed at, no more than that degree
+of comfort that moderate means insure.&nbsp; Address, O. D.,
+&mdash;.&rdquo;</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>Although it is difficult without a struggle to feel an
+interest in this young gentleman&rsquo;s welfare, we cannot help
+feeling curious to know what success his advertisement brought
+him.&nbsp; Is he still a forlorn orphan, wasting his many virtues
+and manly attributes on a world that to him is a wilderness; or
+has he happily succeeded in captivating &ldquo;some aged person
+or persons,&rdquo; and is he at the present time acting the part
+of a son towards them, and growing sleek and fat &ldquo;on that
+degree of comfort that moderate means insure&rdquo;?&nbsp; Were
+his initials J. D. instead of O. D., we might imagine that it was
+our ancient friend Jeremiah Diddler turned up once more.&nbsp; O.
+D. stand for Old Diddler, but Jeremiah the ancient must be aged
+considerably more than twenty-two.&nbsp; We may rest assured,
+however, that the advertiser is an offshoot of that venerable
+family.</p>
+<h2><a name="page271"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+271</span>IV.&mdash;Fallen Women.</h2>
+<h3>CHAPTER XVI.<br />
+<span class="GutSmall">THIS CURSE.</span></h3>
+<p class="gutsumm"><i>The Difficulty in handling
+it</i>&mdash;<i>The Question of its Recognition</i>&mdash;<i>The
+Argyll Rooms</i>&mdash;<i>Mr. Acton&rsquo;s visit
+there</i>&mdash;<i>The Women and their Patrons</i>&mdash;<i>The
+Floating Population of Windmill-street</i>&mdash;<i>Cremorne
+Gardens in the Season</i>.</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">The</span> only explanation that can be
+offered to the supersensitive reader, who will doubtless
+experience a shock of alarm at discovering this page&rsquo;s
+heading, is, that it would be simply impossible to treat with any
+pretension to completeness of the curses of London without
+including it.</p>
+<p>Doubtless it is a curse, the mere mention of which, let alone
+its investigation, the delicate-minded naturally shrinks
+from.&nbsp; But it is a matter for congratulation, perhaps, that
+we are not all so delicate-minded.&nbsp; Cowardice is not
+unfrequently mistaken for daintiness of nature.&nbsp; It is so
+with the subject in question.&nbsp; It is not a pleasant
+subject&mdash;very far from it; but that is <a
+name="page272"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 272</span>not a
+sufficient excuse for letting it alone.&nbsp; We should never
+forget that it is our distaste for meddling with unsavoury
+business that does not immediately and personally concern us,
+that is the evil-doers&rsquo; armour of impunity.&nbsp; The
+monstrous evil in question has grown to its present dimensions
+chiefly because we have silently borne with it and let it grow up
+in all its lusty rankness under our noses; and rather than pluck
+it up by the roots, rather than acknowledge its existence even,
+have turned away our heads and inclined our eyes skyward, and
+thanked God for the many mercies conferred on us.</p>
+<p>And here the writer hastens to confess, not without a tingling
+sense of cowardice too, perhaps, that it is not his intention to
+expose this terrible canker that preys on the heart and vitals of
+society in all its plain and bare repulsiveness.&nbsp;
+Undoubtedly it is better at all times to conceal from the public
+gaze as much as may be safely hid of the blotches and
+plague-spots that afflict the social body; but if to hide them,
+and cast white cloths over them, and sprinkle them with
+rose-water answers no other purpose (beyond conciliating the
+squeamish) than to encourage festering and decay, why then it
+becomes a pity that the whole foul matter may not be brought
+fairly to board, to be dealt with according to the best of our
+sanitary knowledge.</p>
+<p>The saving, as well as the chastening, hand of the law should
+be held out to the countless host that constitute what is
+acknowledged as emphatically <i>the</i> social evil.&nbsp; It has
+been urged, that &ldquo;to take this species of <a
+name="page273"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 273</span>vice under
+legal regulation is to give it, in the public eye, a species of
+legal sanction.&rdquo;&nbsp; Ministers from the pulpit have
+preached that &ldquo;it can never be right to regulate what it is
+wrong to do and wrong to tolerate.&nbsp; To license immorality is
+to protect and encourage it.&nbsp; Individuals and houses which
+have a place on the public registers naturally regard themselves,
+and are regarded by others, as being under the law&rsquo;s
+guardianship and authority,&mdash;not, as they ought to be, under
+its ban and repression.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Against this grim and essentially unchristian doctrine, let us
+set the argument of a learned and brilliant writer, who some
+years since was courageous enough to shed a little wholesome
+light on this ugly subject, from the pages of a popular
+magazine.</p>
+<blockquote><p>&ldquo;It is urged that the &lsquo;tacit
+sanction&rsquo; given to vice, by such a <i>recognition</i> of
+prostitution as would be involved in a system of supervision,
+registration, or license, would be a greater evil than all the
+maladies (moral and physical) which now flow from its unchecked
+prevalence.&nbsp; But let it be considered that by ignoring we do
+not abolish it, we do not even conceal it; it speaks aloud; it
+walks abroad; it is a vice as patent and as well-known as
+drunkenness; it is already &lsquo;tacitly sanctioned&rsquo; by
+the mere fact of its permitted, or connived-at, existence; by the
+very circumstance which stares us in the face, that the
+legislative and executive authorities, seeing it, deploring it,
+yet confess by their inaction their inability to check it, and
+their unwillingness to prohibit it, and virtually say to the
+unfortunate prostitutes <a name="page274"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 274</span>and their frequenters, &lsquo;As
+long as you create no public scandal, but throw a decent veil
+over your proceedings, we shall not interfere with you, but shall
+regard you as an inevitable evil.&rsquo;&nbsp; By an attempt to
+regulate and control them, the authorities would confess nothing
+more than they already in act acknowledge, viz. their desire to
+mitigate an evil which they have discovered their incompetency to
+suppress.&nbsp; By prohibiting the practice of prostitution
+<i>under certain conditions</i>, they do not legalise or
+authorise it under all other conditions; they simply announce
+that, <i>under these certain conditions</i>, they feel called
+upon promptly to interfere.&nbsp; The legislature does not forbid
+drunkenness, knowing that it would be futile to do so: but if a
+man, when drunk, is disorderly, pugnacious, or indecent, or in
+other mode compromises public comfort or public morals, it steps
+forward to arrest and punish him; yet surely by no fair use of
+words can it be represented as thereby sanctioning drunkenness
+when unaccompanied by indecorous or riotous behaviour, for it
+merely declares that in the one case interference falls within
+its functions, and that in the other case it does not.&rdquo;</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>No living writer, however, <i>dare</i> bring the subject
+before the public as it should be brought.&nbsp; A penman bolder
+than his brethren has but to raise the curtain that conceals the
+thousand-and-one abominations that find growth in this
+magnificent city of ours, but an inch higher than
+&ldquo;decorum&rdquo; permits, than the eyes of outraged modesty
+immediately take refuge behind her pocket-handkerchief, and
+society at large is aghast at the man&rsquo;s audacity, <a
+name="page275"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 275</span>not to say
+&ldquo;indecency.&rdquo;&nbsp; Warned by the fate of such daring
+ones, therefore, it shall be the writer&rsquo;s care to avoid all
+startling revelations, and the painting of pictures in their real
+colours, and to confine himself to plain black-and-white
+inoffensive enumerations and descriptions, placing the plain
+facts and figures before the reader, that he may deal with them
+according to his conscience.</p>
+<p>It should incline us to a merciful consideration of the
+fallen-woman when we reflect on the monotony of misery her
+existence is.&nbsp; She is to herself vile, and she has no other
+resource but to flee to the gin-measure, and therein hide herself
+from herself.&nbsp; She has no pleasure even.&nbsp; Never was
+there made a grimmer joke than that which designates her life a
+short and <i>merry</i> one.&nbsp; True, she is found at places
+where amusement and wild reckless gaiety is sought; but does she
+ever appear amused, or, while she remains sober, recklessly
+gay?&nbsp; I am not now alluding to the low prostitute, the
+conscienceless wretch who wallows in vice and mire and strong
+liquor in a back street of Shadwell, but to the woman of some
+breeding and delicacy, the &ldquo;well-dressed&rdquo; creature,
+in fact, who does not habitually &ldquo;walk the streets,&rdquo;
+but betakes herself to places of popular resort for persons of a
+&ldquo;fast&rdquo; turn, and who have money, and are desirous of
+expending some of it in &ldquo;seeing life.&rdquo;&nbsp; Such a
+woman would be a frequent visitant at the Argyll Rooms, for
+instance; let us turn to Mr. Acton, and see how vastly she enjoys
+herself there.</p>
+<blockquote><p>&ldquo;The most striking thing to me about the
+place <a name="page276"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+276</span>was an upper gallery fringed with this sort of
+company.&nbsp; A sprinkling of each class seemed to be there by
+assignation, and with no idea of seeking acquaintances.&nbsp; A
+number of both sexes, again, were evidently visitors for
+distraction&rsquo;s sake alone; the rest were to all intents and
+purposes in quest of intrigues.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;The utter indifference of the stylish loungers in these
+shambles contrasted painfully with the anxious countenances of
+the many unnoticed women whom the improved manners of the time by
+no means permit to make advances.&nbsp; I noticed some very sad
+eyes, that gave the lie to laughing lips, as they wandered round
+in search of some familiar face in hope of friendly
+greeting.&nbsp; There was the sly triumph of here and there a
+vixenish hoyden with her leash of patrons about her, and the same
+envy, hatred, and malice of the neglected &lsquo;has-been&rsquo;
+that some have thought they saw in everyday society.&nbsp; The
+glory of the ascendant harlot was no plainer than the
+discomfiture of her sister out of luck, whom want of elbow-room
+and excitement threw back upon her vacant self.&nbsp; The
+affectation of reserve and gentility that pervaded the pens of
+that upper region seemed to me but to lay more bare the skeleton;
+and I thought, as I circulated among the promiscuous herd to
+groundlings, that the sixpenny balcony would better serve to
+point a moral than the somewhat more natural, and at all events
+far more hilarious, throng about me.&nbsp; As far as regarded
+public order, it seemed an admirable arrangement; to the
+proprietor of the rooms, profitable; of most of its cribbed and
+cabined occupants, a voluntary <a name="page277"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 277</span>martyrdom; in all of them, in making
+more plain their folly and misfortunes, a mistake.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;The great mass of the general company were on that
+occasion males&mdash;young, middle-aged, and old, married and
+single, of every shade of rank and respectability; and of these
+again the majority seemed to have no other aim than to kill an
+hour or two in philosophising, staring at one another and the
+women about them, and listening to good music, without a thought
+of dancing or intention of ultimate dissipation.&nbsp; A few had
+come with companions of our sex to dance, and many had paid their
+shillings on speculation only.&nbsp; Some pretty grisettes had
+been brought by their lovers to be seen and to see; and once or
+twice I thought I saw &lsquo;a sunbeam that had lost its
+way,&rsquo; where a modest young girl was being paraded by a
+foolish swain, or indoctrinated into the charms of town by a
+designing scamp.&nbsp; There were plenty of dancers, and the
+casual polka was often enough, by mutual consent, the beginning
+and end of the acquaintance.&nbsp; There was little appearance of
+refreshment or solicitation, and none whatever of ill-behaviour
+or drunkenness.&nbsp; It was clear that two rills of population
+had met in Windmill-street&mdash;one idle and vicious by
+profession or inclination, the other idle for a few hours on
+compulsion.&nbsp; Between them there was little
+amalgamation.&nbsp; A few dozen couples of the former, had there
+been no casino, would have concocted their amours in the
+thoroughfares; the crowd who formed the other seemed to seek the
+place with no definite views beyond light music and
+shelter.&nbsp; <a name="page278"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+278</span>Many, whose thorough British gravity was proof against
+more than all the meretriciousness of the assembly, would, I
+fancy, have been there had it been confined to males only.&nbsp;
+I am convinced they were open to neither flirtation nor
+temptation, and I know enough of my countryman&rsquo;s general
+taste to affirm that they ran little hazard of the
+latter.&rdquo;</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>Again, Cremorne Gardens &ldquo;in the season&rdquo; would seem
+a likely place to seek the siren devoted to a life mirthful
+though brief.&nbsp; Let us again accompany Mr. Acton.</p>
+<blockquote><p>&ldquo;As calico and merry respectability tailed
+off eastward by penny steamers, the setting sun brought westward
+hansoms freighted with demure immorality in silk and fine
+linen.&nbsp; By about ten o&rsquo;clock age and
+innocence&mdash;of whom there had been much in the place that
+day&mdash;had retired, weary of amusement, leaving the massive
+elms, the grass-plots, and the geranium-beds, the kiosks,
+temples, &lsquo;monster platforms,&rsquo; and &lsquo;crystal
+circle&rsquo; of Cremorne to flicker in the thousand gaslights
+there for the gratification of the dancing public only.&nbsp; On
+and around that platform waltzed, strolled, and fed some thousand
+souls, perhaps seven hundred of them men of the upper and middle
+class, the remainder prostitutes more or less
+<i>prononc&eacute;es</i>.&nbsp; I suppose that a hundred
+couples&mdash;partly old acquaintances, part
+improvised&mdash;were engaged in dancing and other amusements,
+and the rest of the society, myself included, circulated
+listlessly about the garden, and enjoyed in a grim kind of way
+the &lsquo;selection&rsquo; from some favourite opera and the
+cool night breeze from the river.</p>
+<p><a name="page279"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+279</span>&ldquo;The extent of disillusion he has purchased in
+this world comes forcibly home to the middle-aged man who in such
+a scene attempts to fathom former faith and ancient joys, and
+perhaps even vainly to fancy he might by some possibility begin
+again.&nbsp; I saw scores, nay hundreds, about me in the same
+position as myself.&nbsp; We were there, and some of us, I feel
+sure, hardly knew why; but being there, and it being obviously
+impossible to enjoy the place after the manner of youth, it was
+necessary, I suppose, to chew the cud of sweet and bitter
+fancies; and then so little pleasure came, that the Britannic
+solidity waxed solider than ever even in a garden full of music
+and dancing, and so an almost mute procession, not of joyous
+revellers, but thoughtful careworn men and women, paced round and
+round the platform as on a horizontal treadmill.&nbsp; There was
+now and then a bare recognition between passers-by: they seemed
+to touch and go like ants in the hurry of business.&nbsp; I do
+not imagine for a moment they could have been aware that a
+self-appointed inspector was among them; but, had they known it
+never so well, the intercourse of the sexes could hardly have
+been more reserved&mdash;<i>as a general rule</i>, be it always
+understood.&nbsp; For my part I was occupied, when the first
+chill of change was shaken off, in quest of noise, disorder,
+debauchery, and bad manners.&nbsp; Hopeless task!&nbsp; The
+picnic at Burnham Beeches, that showed no more life and merriment
+than Cremorne on the night and time above mentioned, would be a
+failure indeed, unless the company were antiquarians or
+undertakers.&nbsp; A jolly burst of laughter now and then <a
+name="page280"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 280</span>came
+bounding through the crowd that fringed the dancing-floor and
+roved about the adjacent sheds in search of company; but that
+gone by, you heard very plainly the sigh of the poplar, the
+surging gossip of the tulip-tree, and the plash of the little
+embowered fountain that served two plaster children for an
+endless shower-bath.&nbsp; The function of the very band appeared
+to be to drown not noise, but stillness.&rdquo;</p>
+</blockquote>
+<h3><a name="page281"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+281</span>CHAPTER XVII.<br />
+<span class="GutSmall">THE PLAIN FACTS AND FIGURES OF
+PROSTITUTION.</span></h3>
+<p class="gutsumm"><i>Statistics of Westminster</i>,
+<i>Brompton</i>, <i>and Pimlico</i>&mdash;<i>Methods of
+conducting the nefarious Business</i>&mdash;<i>Aristocratic
+Dens</i>&mdash;<i>The High Tariff</i>&mdash;<i>The Horrors of the
+Social Evil</i>&mdash;<i>The Broken Bridge behind the
+Sinner</i>&mdash;&ldquo;<i>Dress
+Lodgers</i>&rdquo;&mdash;<i>There&rsquo;s always a</i>
+&ldquo;<i>Watcher</i>&rdquo;&mdash;<i>Soldiers and
+Sailors</i>&mdash;<i>The</i> &ldquo;<i>Wrens of the
+Curragh</i>.&rdquo;</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Let us</span> in the first place consider
+the extent to which the terrible malady in question afflicts
+us.&nbsp; I am not aware if more recent returns have been made
+than those I have at hand.&nbsp; Were it possible to obtain exact
+statistics of this as of almost every other branch of social
+economy, I should have been at the trouble of inquiring for them
+further than I have; but I find that the calculations made differ
+so widely one from the other, and are, as a whole, so
+irreconcilable with probability, that it will be better to take
+an authentic return, albeit ten years old, and make allowance for
+time since.&nbsp; The Metropolitan-Police authorities are
+responsible for the accompanying figures.</p>
+<p>It appears that at the date above indicated there were within
+the Metropolitan-Police district the enormous <a
+name="page282"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 282</span>number of
+8600 prostitutes, and they were distributed as follows:</p>
+<table>
+<tr>
+<td><p>&nbsp;</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: center">Brothels.</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: center">Prostitutes.</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Within the districts of Westminster, Brompton, and
+Pimlico, there are</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">153</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">524</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>St. James, Regent-street, Soho, Leicester-square</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">152</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">318</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Marylebone, Paddington, St. John&rsquo;s-wood</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">139</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">526</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Oxford-street, Portland-place, New-road,
+Gray&rsquo;s-inn-lane</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">194</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">546</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Covent-garden, Drury-lane, St. Giles&rsquo;s</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">45</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">480</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Clerkenwell, Pentonville, City-road, Shoreditch</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">152</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">349</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Spitalfields, Houndsditch, Whitechapel, Ratcliff</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">471</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">1803</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Bethnal-green, Mile-end, Shadwell to Blackwall</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">419</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">965</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Lambeth, Blackfriars, Waterloo-road</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">377</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">802</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Southwark, Bermondsey, Rotherhithe</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">178</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">667</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Islington, Hackney, Homerton</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">185</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">445</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Camberwell, Walworth, Peckham</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">65</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">228</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Deptford and Greenwich</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">148</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">401</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Kilburn, Portland, Kentish, and Camden Towns</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">88</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">231</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Kensington, Hammersmith, Fulham</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">12</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">106</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Walham-green, Chelsea, Cremorne</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">47</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">209</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+<p>Without entering into repulsive detail, I will endeavour to
+give the reader some idea of the different methods under which
+the nefarious business is conducted.&nbsp; The &ldquo;houses of
+ill-fame&rdquo; differ as widely in the extent and quality of
+their dealings as the houses of honesty and fair commerce.&nbsp;
+There are houses of &ldquo;ill-fame&rdquo; in the most
+fashionable quarters of the town, just as there are in
+Wapping&mdash;houses that are let and sub-let until they reach a
+rental as high as three and four hundred pounds a-year.&nbsp; It
+is not in those aristocratic dens of infamy, however, that women
+suffer most; none but the most costly wares are on sale at such
+establishments, and it is to the interest <a
+name="page283"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 283</span>of the
+hucksters who traffic in them to deal with them delicately as
+circumstances will permit, to humour and coax and caress them as
+pet animals are coaxed and humoured.&nbsp; Nor would the
+creatures themselves tolerate anything in the shape of brutal
+treatment at the hands of those who harbour them.&nbsp; They
+&ldquo;know their value,&rdquo; and as a rule are exacting,
+imperious, and insolent towards their
+&ldquo;landlords.&rdquo;&nbsp; Unlike their sister unfortunates
+lower sunk in iniquity, they would experience no difficulty in
+procuring new &ldquo;lodgings.&rdquo;&nbsp; The doors of a
+hundred establishments such as that she now honours with
+residence are open to her.&nbsp; With a handsome face and a full
+purse, the whole of the devilish crew of brothel-keepers are her
+slaves, her fawning, cringing slaves, ready to lick the dust from
+her shoes, so that she pays regularly her rent of ten guineas
+a-week, and fails not to induce her &ldquo;friends&rdquo; to
+drink champagne at a guinea a bottle.</p>
+<p>Possibly the gay lady may come to the &ldquo;bitter end&rdquo;
+some day, but at present, except from the moral point of view,
+she is not an object for commiseration.&nbsp; She at least has
+all that she deliberately bargains for&mdash;fine clothes, rich
+food, plenty of money, a carriage to ride in, the slave-like
+obedience of her &ldquo;inferiors,&rdquo; and the fulsome
+adulation of those who deal with her for her worth.&nbsp; Very
+often (though under the circumstances it is doubtful if from any
+aspect this is an advantage) she finds a fool with money who is
+willing to marry her; but whether she is content to accept the
+decent change, and to abide by it, of course depends <a
+name="page284"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 284</span>on her
+nature.&nbsp; Whether her husband adheres to his rash bargain is
+a question that time only can solve.&nbsp; He at least, if he be
+a vicious man as well as a fool, may argue that she will be
+little the worse than when he found her if he leaves her; while
+possibly she may gather consolation from the same method of
+argument.</p>
+<p>Anyway, she has a long way to descend before she may be
+branded as &ldquo;common.&rdquo;&nbsp; At present she is not even
+included in the police-returns.&nbsp; Any blue-coated guardian of
+the peace, in humble hope of earning a sixpence, would be only
+too eager to touch his hat to her and open her carriage-door
+to-morrow, and that even at the door of her genteel residence,
+which is in a neighbourhood much too respectable to permit it to
+be stigmatised as a &ldquo;brothel.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>The police-report just quoted specifies that the 8600
+prostitutes infesting the metropolis include 921 well-dressed and
+living in houses of ill-fame.&nbsp; This on the face of it,
+however, is significant of how very little the police really know
+of the matter they venture to report on.&nbsp; The women here
+alluded to are of the unobtrusive and orderly sort, the mainstay
+of whose occupation is to pass as respectable persons.&nbsp; They
+would be the last to resort for permanent lodging at houses whose
+fame was so ill that the greenest policeman on beat could point
+them out.&nbsp; It is altogether too hard to fasten the
+imputation of infamous on the holders of the houses in which this
+class of unfortunate seeks lodging.&nbsp; In very many cases the
+women are actuated by a twofold reason in gaining admission to <a
+name="page285"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 285</span>the house
+of a householder who does not suspect her real character.&nbsp;
+In the first place, and as already stated, she wishes to pass in
+the immediate neighbourhood as respectable; and in the next place
+she not unnaturally seeks to evade payment of the monstrously
+high rate of rent that the common brothel-keeper would impose on
+her.&nbsp; Moreover, the peculiar branch of the terrible business
+she essays prospers under such management, where it would not if
+it were otherwise conducted.&nbsp; As a body, the women in
+question must be regarded as human creatures who have not gone
+<i>altogether</i> to the bad; and though in grim truth it may be
+in the highest degree absurd for anyone to cast herself
+deliberately into a sea of abomination, and then to affect a
+mincing manner of seriousness, much allowance should be made for
+the possibility that the fatal leap was not taken with cool
+forethought, or that the urging to it was due to some devilish
+genius whom there was no resisting.&nbsp; Anyhow, it would be
+hard on them, poor wretches, to compel them to give up their
+endeavours to conceal their degradation if, apart from mercenary
+motives, they are heartily desirous of concealing it.</p>
+<blockquote><p>&ldquo;A vast proportion of those who, after
+passing through the career of kept mistresses, ultimately come
+upon the town, fall in the first instance from a mere
+exaggeration and perversion of one of the best qualities of a
+woman&rsquo;s heart.&nbsp; They yield to desires in which they do
+not share, from a weak generosity which cannot refuse anything to
+the passionate entreaties of the <a name="page286"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 286</span>man they love.&nbsp; There is in the
+warm fond heart of woman a strange and sublime unselfishness,
+which men too commonly discover only to profit by,&mdash;a
+positive love of self-sacrifice, an active, so to speak, an
+<i>aggressive</i> desire to show their affection by giving up to
+those who have won it something they hold very dear.&nbsp; It is
+an unreasoning and dangerous yearning of the spirit, precisely
+analogous to that which prompts the surrenders and self-tortures
+of the religious devotee.&nbsp; Both seek to prove their devotion
+to the idol they have enshrined, by casting down before his altar
+their richest and most cherished treasures.&nbsp; This is no
+romantic or over-coloured picture; those who deem it so have not
+known the better portion of the sex, or do not deserve to have
+known them.&rdquo;</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>It would soften the hearts of many, and hold the hands of
+those who would break down the bridge behind the sinner, could
+they know the awful misery that frequently attends the life of a
+fallen woman.&nbsp; The 921 questionably quoted as &ldquo;well
+dressed, and living in houses of ill-fame,&rdquo; do not at all
+represent the horrors of the social evil in all its ghastly
+integrity.&nbsp; Such women are at least free to a certain extent
+to act as they please.&nbsp; No restriction is set on their
+movements; they may remain at home or go abroad, dress as they
+please, and expend their miserable gains according to their
+fancy.&nbsp; But they have sisters in misfortune to whom the
+smallest of these privileges is denied.&nbsp; They are to be
+found amongst the unhappy 2216 who are described as &ldquo;well
+dressed, and walking the streets.&rdquo;&nbsp; <a
+name="page287"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 287</span>Unlike the
+gay lady, who makes her downynest in the topmost branches of the
+deadly upas-tree, and is altogether above suspicion or vulgar
+reproach, this poor wretch is without a single possession in the
+wide world.&nbsp; She is but one of a thousand walking the
+streets of London, the most cruelly used and oppressed of all the
+great family to which they own relationship.&nbsp; They are bound
+hand and foot to the harpies who are their keepers.&nbsp; They
+are infinitely worse off than the female slaves on a
+nigger-plantation, for they at least may claim as their own the
+rags they wear, as well as a share of the miserable hut common to
+the gang after working-hours.&nbsp; But these slaves of the
+London pavement may boast of neither soul nor body, nor the gaudy
+skirts and laces and ribbons with which they are festooned.&nbsp;
+They belong utterly and entirely to the devil in human shape who
+owns the den that the wretched harlot learns to call her
+&ldquo;home.&rdquo;&nbsp; You would never dream of the deplorable
+depth of her destitution, if you met her in her gay attire.&nbsp;
+Splendid from her tasselled boots to the full-blown and flowery
+hat or bonnet that crowns her guilty head, she is absolutely
+poorer than the meanest beggar that ever whined for a crust.</p>
+<p>These women are known as &ldquo;dress lodgers.&rdquo;&nbsp;
+They are poor wretches who somehow or another are reduced to the
+lowest depths of destitution.&nbsp; Sometimes illness is the
+cause.&nbsp; Sometimes, if a girl gets into a bad house, and is
+as yet too new to the horrible business to conform without
+remonstrance to the scandalous extortions practised by the
+brothel-keeper, she is &ldquo;broken down <a
+name="page288"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 288</span>and brought
+to it&rdquo; by design and scheming.&nbsp; A girl not long since
+confided to a clergyman friend of mine the following shocking
+story.&nbsp; Rendered desperate by the threats of the wretch who
+owned her, she applied to him for advice.&nbsp; &ldquo;I was bad
+enough before, I don&rsquo;t deny it; but I wasn&rsquo;t a
+thief.&nbsp; I hadn&rsquo;t been used to their ways for more than
+a month, and had a good box of clothes and a silver watch and
+gold chain, when I went to lodge there, and it was all very well
+while I spent my money like a fool, bought gin, and treated
+&rsquo;em all round; but when I wouldn&rsquo;t stand it any
+longer, and told her (the brothel-keeper) plain that I would pay
+her the rent and no more (nine shillings a-week for a small back
+room), she swore that she&rsquo;d break me down, and &lsquo;bring
+me to her weight.&rsquo;&nbsp; I didn&rsquo;t know that at the
+time; I didn&rsquo;t hear of it till afterwards.&nbsp; She was
+fair enough to my face, and begged me not to leave her,
+flattering me, and telling me she would be ruined when her
+customers found out that the prettiest woman had left her.&nbsp;
+That&rsquo;s how she quieted me, till one day, when I came home,
+she accused me of robbing a gentleman the night before of a
+diamond shirt-pin, and there was a fellow there who said he was a
+&lsquo;detective,&rsquo; and though my box was locked he had
+opened it before I came home, and swore that he had found the
+pin, which he showed me.&nbsp; It was all a lie.&nbsp; I had been
+with a gentleman the night before, but he wore a scarf with a
+ring to it; that I could swear to.&nbsp; But it was no use saying
+anything; I was the thief, they said, and I was to be taken into
+custody.&nbsp; What was I to do?&nbsp; I begged of the <a
+name="page289"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 289</span>detective
+not to take me; I implored Mother H&mdash; to intercede for me,
+and she pretended to.&nbsp; She went into another room with the
+detective, and then she came back and told me that the man would
+take ten pounds down to hush it up.&nbsp; I&rsquo;ve seen that
+man since; he is a &lsquo;bully&rsquo; at a bad house in the
+Waterloo-road, but I truly believed that he was a private-clothes
+policeman, as he said he was.&nbsp; Of course I didn&rsquo;t have
+ten pounds, nor ten shillings hardly; but Mother H&mdash; said
+that she would lend the money &lsquo;on security;&rsquo; and I
+made over to her&mdash;sold to her, in fact&mdash;in writing,
+every scrap of clothes that I had in my box and on my back.&nbsp;
+&lsquo;Let&rsquo;s have them too, Meg,&rsquo; Mother H&mdash;
+said, &lsquo;and then you&rsquo;re safe not to run
+away.&rsquo;&nbsp; I made over to her the box as well, and my
+watch, and gave her an I O U besides for five pounds, and then
+she &lsquo;squared&rsquo; it with the detective, and he went
+off.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;That&rsquo;s how I came to be a &lsquo;dress
+lodger.&rsquo;&nbsp; She didn&rsquo;t wait long before she opened
+her mind to me.&nbsp; She up and told me that very night:
+&lsquo;You&rsquo;ve got a new landlady now, my fine madam,&rsquo;
+said she; &lsquo;you&rsquo;ve got to <i>work</i> for your living
+now; to work for <i>me</i>, d&rsquo;ye understand?&nbsp; You
+can&rsquo;t work&mdash;can&rsquo;t earn a penny without you dress
+spicy, and every rag you&rsquo;ve got on is <i>mine</i>; and if
+you say one wry word, I&rsquo;ll have &rsquo;em off and bundle
+you out.&rsquo;&nbsp; So what could I do or say?&rdquo; continued
+the poor wretch, tears streaming down her really handsome face;
+&ldquo;all the girls there were &lsquo;dress lodgers,&rsquo; and
+I believe that they were glad to see me brought to their
+level.&nbsp; They only laughed to hear Mother H&mdash; go on <a
+name="page290"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 290</span>so.&nbsp;
+I&rsquo;ve been a &lsquo;dress lodger&rsquo; ever since, not
+being able to get a shilling for myself, for she takes away all I
+get, and besides is always threatening to strip me and turn me
+out, and to sue me for the five pounds I owe her.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>My informant asked her, &ldquo;How does she exercise this
+amount of control over you?&nbsp; She is not always with you; you
+leave her house to walk the streets, I suppose?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;So I do, but not alone.&nbsp; Dress lodgers are never
+allowed to do that, sir.&nbsp; I haven&rsquo;t been one long, but
+long enough to find that out.&nbsp; There&rsquo;s always a
+&lsquo;watcher.&rsquo;&nbsp; Sometimes it&rsquo;s a
+woman&mdash;an old woman, who isn&rsquo;t fit for anything
+else&mdash;but in general it&rsquo;s a man.&nbsp; He watches you
+always, walking behind you, or on the opposite side of the
+way.&nbsp; He never loses sight of you, never fear.&nbsp; You
+daren&rsquo;t so much as go into a public for a drain of gin but
+he is in after you in a minute, and must have his glass too,
+though he isn&rsquo;t allowed to do it&mdash;to have the gin, I
+mean; and <i>you</i> ain&rsquo;t allowed it either, not a drop,
+if the old woman knows it.&nbsp; You&rsquo;re supposed to walk
+about and look for your living, and the watcher is supposed to
+see that you do do it&mdash;to take care that you look sharp, and
+above all that you don&rsquo;t take customers anywhere but
+<i>home</i>.&nbsp; And what do you get for it all?&nbsp;
+You&rsquo;re half fed, and bullied day and night, and threatened
+to be stripped and turned out; and when you&rsquo;re at home, the
+watcher is generally hanging about, and he&rsquo;ll
+&lsquo;down&rsquo; you with a &lsquo;one&rsquo;r&rsquo; in the
+back or side (he won&rsquo;t hit you in the face, for fear of
+spoiling it) if Mother H&mdash; only gives him the wink, though
+perhaps <a name="page291"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+291</span>you&rsquo;ve risked getting into trouble, and stood
+many a glass of gin to him the night before.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>It is difficult, indeed, to imagine a human creature more
+deplorably circumstanced than the one whose sad story is above
+narrated, and who is only &ldquo;one of a thousand.&rdquo;&nbsp;
+There are those of the sisterhood who appear in a more hideous
+shape, as, for instance, the horde of human tigresses who swarm
+in the pestilent dens by the riverside at Ratcliff and
+Shadwell.&nbsp; These may have fallen lower in depravity, indeed
+they are herded in the very mud and ooze of it, but they do not
+<i>suffer</i> as the gaily-bedizened &ldquo;dress lodger&rdquo;
+does.&nbsp; They are almost past human feeling.&nbsp; Except when
+they are ill and in hospital, they are never sober.&nbsp; As soon
+as her eyes are open in the morning, the she-creature of
+&ldquo;Tiger Bay&rdquo; seeks to cool her parched mouth out of
+the gin-bottle; and &ldquo;&mdash; your eyes, let us have some
+more gin!&rdquo; is the prayer she nightly utters before she
+staggers to her straw, to snore like the worse than pig she
+is.</p>
+<p>Soldiers&rsquo; women are different from sailors&rsquo;
+women.&nbsp; As a rule, they are much more decent in appearance,
+and they are insured against habits of bestial intoxication by
+the slender resources of the men on whose bounty they
+depend.&nbsp; It is not possible to dip very deeply into the
+wine-cup or even the porter-pot on an income of about
+fourpence-halfpenny per diem, and it painfully illustrates what a
+wretched trade prostitution may become that it is driven even to
+the barracks.</p>
+<p>Beyond the barracks; out on to the wild bleak common, <a
+name="page292"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 292</span>where,
+winter and summer, the military tents are pitched.</p>
+<p>A year or so since there appeared in the pages of the <i>Pall
+Mall Gazette</i> three graphic and astounding letters concerning
+the dreadful condition of a colony of women who
+&ldquo;squatted&rdquo; amongst the furze of Curragh Common, and
+subsisted on such miserable wage as the soldiers there quartered
+could afford to pay them.&nbsp; These creatures are known in and
+about the great military camp and its neighbourhood as
+&ldquo;wrens.&rdquo;&nbsp; They do not live in houses, or even
+huts, but build for themselves &ldquo;nests&rdquo; in the
+bush.&nbsp; To quote the words of the writer in question, these
+nests &ldquo;have an interior space of about nine feet long by
+seven feet broad; and the roof is not more than four and a half
+feet from the ground.&nbsp; You crouch into them as beasts crouch
+into cover, and there is no standing upright till you crawl out
+again.&nbsp; They are rough misshapen domes of furze, like big
+rude birds&rsquo;-nests, compacted of harsh branches, and turned
+topsy-turvy upon the ground.&nbsp; The walls are some twenty
+inches thick, and they do get pretty well compacted&mdash;much
+more than would be imagined.&nbsp; There is no chimney&mdash;not
+even a hole in the roof, which generally slopes forward.&nbsp;
+The smoke of the turf-fire which burns on the floor of the hut
+has to pass out at the door when the wind is favourable, and to
+reek slowly through the crannied walls when it is not.&nbsp; The
+door is a narrow opening, nearly the height of the
+structure&mdash;a slit in it, kept open by two rude posts, which
+also serve to support the roof.&nbsp; To keep <a
+name="page293"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 293</span>it down and
+secure from the winds that drive over the Curragh so furiously,
+sods of earth are placed on top, here and there, with a piece of
+corrugated iron (much used in the camp, apparently&mdash;I saw
+many old and waste pieces lying about) as an additional
+protection from rain.&nbsp; Sometimes a piece of this iron is
+placed in the longitudinal slit aforesaid, and then you have a
+door as well as a doorway.&nbsp; Flooring there is none of any
+kind whatever, nor any attempt to make the den snugger by
+burrowing down into the bosom of the earth.&nbsp; The process of
+construction seems to be to clear the turf from the surface of
+the plain to the required space, to cut down some bushes for
+building material, and to call in a friendly soldier or two to
+rear the walls by the simple process of piling and
+trampling.&nbsp; When the nest is newly made, as that one was
+which I first examined, and if you happen to view it on a hot
+day, no doubt it seems tolerably snug shelter.&nbsp; A sportsman
+might lie there for a night or two without detriment to his
+health or his moral nature.&nbsp; But all the nests are not newly
+made; and if the sun shines on the Curragh, bitter winds drive
+across it, with swamping rains for days and weeks together, and
+miles of snow-covered plain sometimes lie between this wretched
+colony of abandoned women and the nearest town.&nbsp; Wind and
+rain are their worst enemies (unless we reckon-in mankind) and
+play &lsquo;old gooseberry&rsquo; with the bush-dwellings.&nbsp;
+The beating of the one and the pelting of the other soon destroy
+their bowery summer aspect.&nbsp; They get crazy, they <a
+name="page294"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 294</span>fall toward
+this side and that, they shrink in and down upon the outcast
+wretches that huddle in them, and the doorposts don&rsquo;t keep
+the roof up, and the clods don&rsquo;t keep it down.&nbsp; The
+nest is nothing but a furzy hole, such as, for comfort, any
+wild-beast may match anywhere, leaving cleanliness out of the
+question.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>In each of these wretched lairs, the writer&mdash;who, be it
+borne in mind, was an eye-witness of what he describes&mdash;goes
+on to inform us, companies of these awful &ldquo;birds,&rdquo;
+varying in number from three to six, eat, drink, sleep, cook, and
+receive company.&nbsp; As regards the furniture and domestic
+utensils with which each hut is provided, &ldquo;the most
+important piece of furniture was a wooden shelf running along the
+back of the nest, and propped on sticks driven into the earthen
+floor.&nbsp; Some mugs, some plates, some cups and saucers, a
+candlestick; two or three old knives and forks, battered and
+rusty; a few dull and dinted spoons; a teapot (this being rather
+a rich establishment), and several other articles of a like
+character, were displayed upon the shelf; and a grateful sight it
+was.&nbsp; I declare I was most thankful for the cups and
+saucers; and as for the teapot, it looked like an ark of
+redemption in crockery-ware.&nbsp; If they were not&mdash;as I
+told myself when my eyes first rested on them&mdash;the only
+human-looking things in the place, they did give one a
+comfortable assurance that these wretched and desperate outcasts
+had not absolutely broken with the common forms and habits of
+civilised life.</p>
+<blockquote><p>&ldquo;Beneath it was heaped an armful of musty
+straw, <a name="page295"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+295</span>originally smuggled in from the camp stables: this,
+drawn out and shaken upon the earth, was the common bed.&nbsp; A
+rough wooden box, such as candles are packed in, stood in a
+corner; one or two saucepans, and a horrid old tea-kettle, which
+had all the look of a beldame punished by drink, were disposed in
+various nooks in the furzy walls; a frying-pan was stuck into
+them by the handle, in company with a crooked stick of iron used
+as a poker; and&mdash;undoubtedly <i>that</i> was there&mdash;a
+cheap little looking-glass was stuck near the roof.&nbsp; These
+things formed the whole furniture and appointments of the nest,
+if we exclude a petticoat or so hung up at intervals.&nbsp; There
+was not a stool in the place; and as for anything in the shape of
+a table, there was not room even for the idea of such a
+thing.&nbsp; Except for the cups and saucers, I doubt whether any
+Australian native habitation is more savage or more destitute:
+<i>he</i> can get an old saucepan or two, and knows how to spread
+a little straw on the ground.&nbsp; Nor were any of the other
+nests (and I believe I looked into them all) better or
+differently furnished.&nbsp; The only difference was in the
+quantity of crockery.&nbsp; In every one the candle-box was to be
+found.&nbsp; I discovered that it was the receptacle of those
+little personal ornaments and cherished trifles which women, in
+every grade of life, hoard with a sort of animal instinct.&nbsp;
+In every one an upturned saucepan was used for a seat, when
+squatting on the earth became too tiresome.&nbsp; In all, the
+practice is to sleep with your head under the shelf (thus gaining
+some additional protection from the wind) <a
+name="page296"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 296</span>and your
+feet to the turf-fire, which is kept burning all night near the
+doorway.&nbsp; Here the use of the perforated saucepan becomes
+apparent.&nbsp; It is placed over the burning turf when the wrens
+dispose themselves to rest, and as there is no want of air in
+these dwellings, the turf burns well and brightly under the
+protecting pot.&nbsp; Another remembrance of a decent life is
+seen in the fact, that the women always undress themselves to
+sleep upon their handful of straw, their day-clothes serving to
+cover them.&rdquo;</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>The &ldquo;wrens&rdquo; themselves are described as being
+almost all young, and all, without an exception, Irish.&nbsp;
+They range from seventeen to twenty-five years old, and almost
+all come out of cabins in country places.&nbsp; Occasionally a
+delicate-looking &ldquo;wren&rdquo; may be met, but as a rule
+they are sturdy, fine-limbed women, full of health and strength;
+many are good-looking.&nbsp; In their style of dress, no less
+than undress, they are peculiar.&nbsp; &ldquo;All day they lounge
+in a half-naked state, clothed simply in one frieze petticoat,
+and another, equally foul, cast loosely over then shoulders;
+though, towards evening, they put on the decent attire of the
+first girl I met there.&nbsp; These bettermost clothes are kept
+bright and clean enough; the frequency with which they are seen
+displayed on the bushes to dry, shows how often they are washed,
+and how well.&nbsp; These observations apply to the cotton gown,
+the stockings, the white petticoat alone; frieze and flannel
+never know anything of soap-and-water at all, apparently.&nbsp;
+The &lsquo;Curragh-petticoat&rsquo; is familiarly known for miles
+<a name="page297"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 297</span>and
+miles round; its peculiarity seems to be that it is starched, but
+not ironed.&nbsp; The difference in the appearance of these poor
+wretches when the gown and petticoat are donned, and when they
+are taken off again (that is to say, the moment they come back
+from the &lsquo;hunting-grounds&rsquo;), answers precisely to
+their language and demeanour when sober and when
+tipsy.&rdquo;&nbsp; The communistic principle governs each
+&ldquo;nest;&rdquo; and share-and-share alike is the rule
+observed.&nbsp; &ldquo;None of the women have any money of their
+own; what each company get is thrown into a common purse, and the
+nest is provisioned out of it.&nbsp; What they get is little
+indeed: a few halfpence turned out of one pocket and another when
+the clean starched frocks are thrown off at night, make up a
+daily income just enough to keep body and soul
+together.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Inquiry careful and judicious disclosed to the daring literary
+investigator that the &ldquo;wrens&rdquo; take it in turns to do
+the marketing and keep house while their sisters are abroad
+&ldquo;on business.&rdquo;&nbsp; As need not be mentioned, it is
+the youngest and best-looking women who engage in the
+money-getting branch.&nbsp; Considering how severe are their
+privations, and the unceasing life of wretchedness they lead, it
+is not without surprise that we hear that many of the
+&ldquo;wrens&rdquo; have occupied the ground they still squat on
+during the past eight or nine years.&nbsp; &ldquo;I asked one of
+these older birds how they contrived their sleeping-accommodation
+before &lsquo;nests&rsquo; were invented.&nbsp; Said she,
+&lsquo;We&rsquo;d pick the biggest little bush we could find, and
+lay under it, turnin&rsquo; wid the <a name="page298"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 298</span>wind.&rsquo;&nbsp; &lsquo;Shifting
+round the bush as the wind shifted?&rsquo;&nbsp; &lsquo;Thrue for
+ye.&nbsp; And sometimes we&rsquo;d wake wid the snow covering us,
+and maybe soaked wid rain.&rsquo;&nbsp; &lsquo;And how did you
+dry your clothes?&rsquo;&nbsp; &lsquo;We jist waited for a fine
+day.&rsquo;&rdquo;</p>
+<p>The above and much more information concerning the habits and
+customs of these bushwomen of the Curragh was obtained in the
+daytime; but this was not enough for the plucky <i>Pall-Mall</i>
+adventurer.&nbsp; He was well aware that the wren was a
+night-bird, and could only be seen in her true colours by
+candle-glimmer within her nest, or by the light of the stars or
+moon while abroad hunting for prey.&nbsp; Setting out after dark,
+our friend made his way across the common towards the nests he
+had visited the day before, and particularly to one known as No.
+2 nest, the inmates of which had shown themselves very civil and
+obliging.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;As I approached it,&rdquo; says the writer, &ldquo;I
+saw but one wretched figure alone.&nbsp; Crouched near the
+glowing turf, with her head resting upon her hands, was a woman
+whose age I could scarcely guess at, though I think, by the
+masses of black hair that fell forward upon her hands and
+backward over her bare shoulders, that she must have been
+young.&nbsp; She was apparently dozing, and taking no heed of the
+pranks of the frisky little curly-headed boy whom I have made
+mention of before; he was playing on the floor.&nbsp; When I
+announced myself by rapping on the bit of corrugated iron which
+stood across the bottom of the doorway, the woman started in
+something like fright; but she knew <a name="page299"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 299</span>me at a second glance, and in I
+went.&nbsp; &lsquo;Put back the iron, if ye plaze,&rsquo; said
+the wren as I entered; &lsquo;the wind&rsquo;s blowing this way
+to-night, bad luck to it!&rsquo; . . .&nbsp; I wanted to know how
+my wretched companion in this lonely, windy, comfortless hovel,
+came from being a woman to be turned into a wren.&nbsp; The story
+began with &lsquo;no father nor mother,&rsquo; an aunt who kept a
+whisky-store in Cork, an artilleryman who came to the
+whisky-store and saw and seduced the girl.&nbsp; By and by his
+regiment was ordered to the Curragh.&nbsp; The girl followed him,
+being then with child.&nbsp; &lsquo;He blamed me for following
+him,&rsquo; said she.&nbsp; &lsquo;He&rsquo;d have nothing to do
+with me.&nbsp; He told me to come here, and do like other women
+did.&nbsp; And what could I do?&nbsp; My child was born here, in
+this very place; and glad I was of the shelter, and glad I was
+when the child died&mdash;thank the blessed Mary!&nbsp; What
+could I do with a child?&nbsp; His father was sent away from
+here, and a good riddance.&nbsp; He used me very
+bad.&rsquo;&nbsp; After a minute&rsquo;s silence the woman
+continued, a good deal to my surprise, &lsquo;I&rsquo;ll show you
+the likeness of a betther man, far away, one that never said a
+cross word to me&mdash;blessed&rsquo;s the ground he treads
+upon!&rsquo;&nbsp; And fumbling in the pocket of her too scanty
+and dingy petticoat, she produced a photographic portrait of a
+soldier, enclosed in half-a-dozen greasy letters.&nbsp;
+&lsquo;He&rsquo;s a bandsman, sir, and a handsome man he is; and
+I believe he likes me too.&nbsp; But they have sent him to Malta
+for six years; I&rsquo;ll never see my darlint
+again.&rsquo;&nbsp; And then this poor wretch, who was half
+crying as she <a name="page300"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+300</span>spoke, told me how she had walked to Dublin to see him
+just before he sailed, &lsquo;because the poor craythur wanted to
+see me onst more.&rsquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;From this woman, so strangely compounded, I learned
+that she had suffered so much privation last winter, that she had
+made up her mind not to stay in the bush another such a
+season.&nbsp; &lsquo;At the first fall of snow I&rsquo;ll go to
+the workhouse, that I will!&rsquo; she said in the tone of one
+who says that in such an event he is determined to cut his
+throat.&nbsp; &lsquo;Why, would you belave it, sir?&mdash;last
+winter the snow would be up as high as our little house, and we
+had to cut a path through it to the min, or we&rsquo;d been
+ruined intirely.&rsquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;. . .&nbsp; Presently the report of a gun was
+heard.&nbsp; &lsquo;Gunfire!&rsquo; cried my companion.&nbsp;
+&lsquo;They&rsquo;ll be back soon now, and I hope it&rsquo;s not
+drunk they are.&rsquo;&nbsp; I went out to listen.&nbsp; All was
+dead quiet, and nothing was to be seen but the lights in the
+various bushes, till suddenly a blaze broke out at a
+distance.&nbsp; Some dry furze had been fired by some of the
+soldiers wandering on the common, and in search of whom the
+picket presently came round, peeping into every bush.&nbsp;
+Presently the sound of distant voices was heard; it came nearer
+and nearer, and its shrillness and confusion made it known to me
+that it was indeed a party of returning wrens, far from
+sober.&nbsp; They were, in fact, mad drunk; and the sound of
+their voices as they came on through the dense darkness,
+screaming obscene sounds broken by bursts of horrible laughter,
+with now and then a rattling volley of oaths which told that
+fighting was going on, was staggering.&nbsp; <a
+name="page301"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 301</span>I confess I
+now felt uncomfortable.&nbsp; I had only seen the wren sober, or
+getting sober; what she might be in that raging state of
+drunkenness I had yet to find out, and the discovery threatened
+to be very unpleasant.&nbsp; The noise came nearer, and was more
+shocking because you could disentangle the voices and track each
+through its own course of swearing, or of obscene singing and
+shouting, or of dreadful threats, which dealt in detail with
+every part of the human frame.&nbsp; &lsquo;Is this your
+lot?&rsquo; I asked my companion with some apprehension, as at
+length the shameful crew burst out of the darkness.&nbsp;
+&lsquo;Some of &rsquo;em, I think.&rsquo;&nbsp; But no, they
+passed on; such a spectacle as made me tremble.&nbsp; I felt like
+a man respited when the last woman went staggering by.&nbsp;
+Again voices were heard, this time proceeding from the women
+belonging to the bush where I was spending such an uncomfortable
+evening.&nbsp; Five in all,&mdash;two tipsy and three
+comparatively sober,&mdash;they soon presented themselves at the
+door; one of them was Billy&rsquo;s mother.&nbsp; At the sound of
+her voice the child woke up and cried for her.&nbsp; She was the
+most forbidding-looking creature in the whole place; but she
+hastened to divest herself outside of her crinoline and the rest
+of her walking attire (nearly all she had on), and came in and
+nursed the boy very tenderly.&nbsp; The other wrens also took off
+gown and petticoat, and folding them up, made seats of them
+within the nest.&nbsp; Then came the important inquiry from the
+watching wren, &lsquo;What luck have you had?&rsquo; to which the
+answer was, &lsquo;Middling.&rsquo;&nbsp; Without the least
+scruple they counted up what they had got <a
+name="page302"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 302</span>amongst
+them&mdash;a poor account.&nbsp; It was enough to make a
+man&rsquo;s heart bleed to hear the details, and to see the
+actual money.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;In order to continue my observations a little later in
+a way agreeable to those wretched outcasts, I proposed to
+&lsquo;stand supper,&rsquo; a proposition which was joyfully
+received, of course.&nbsp; Late as it was, away went one of the
+wrens to get supper, presently returning with a loaf, some bacon,
+some tea, some sugar, a little milk, and a can of water.&nbsp;
+The women brought all these things in such modest quantities that
+my treat cost no more (I got my change, and I remember the
+precise sum) than two shillings and eightpence-halfpenny.&nbsp;
+The frying-pan was put in requisition, and there seemed some
+prospect of a &lsquo;jolly night&rsquo; for my more sober nest of
+wrens.&nbsp; One of them began to sing&mdash;not a pretty song;
+but presently she stopped to listen to the ravings of a
+strong-voiced vixen in an adjoining bush.&nbsp; &lsquo;It&rsquo;s
+Kate,&rsquo; said one, &lsquo;and she&rsquo;s got the drink in
+her&mdash;the devil that she is.&rsquo;&nbsp; I then heard that
+this was a woman of such ferocity when drunk that the whole
+colony was in terror of her.&nbsp; One of the women near me
+showed me her face, torn that very night by the virago&rsquo;s
+nails, and a finger almost bitten through.&nbsp; As long as the
+voice of the formidable creature was heard, everyone was silent
+in No. 2 nest&mdash;silent out of fear that she would presently
+appear amongst them.&nbsp; Her voice ceased: again a song was
+commenced; then the frying-pan began to hiss; and that sound it
+was, perhaps, that brought the dreaded virago down upon us.&nbsp;
+<a name="page303"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 303</span>She was
+heard coming from her own bush, raging as she came.&nbsp;
+&lsquo;My God, there she is!&rsquo; one of the women
+exclaimed.&nbsp; &lsquo;She&rsquo;s coming here; and if she sees
+you she&rsquo;ll tear every rag from your back!&rsquo;&nbsp; The
+next moment the fierce creature burst into our bush, a stalwart
+woman full five feet ten inches high, absolutely mad with
+drink.&nbsp; Her hair was streaming down her back; she had
+scarcely a rag of clothing on; and the fearful figure made at me
+with a large jug, intended to be smashed upon my skull.&nbsp; I
+declare her dreadful figure appalled me.&nbsp; I was so
+wonder-stricken, that I believe she might have knocked me on the
+head without resistance; but, quick as lightning, one of the
+women got before me, spreading out her petticoat.&nbsp;
+&lsquo;Get out of it!&rsquo; she shouted in terror;
+&lsquo;run!&rsquo;&nbsp; And so I did.&nbsp; Covered by this
+friendly and grateful wren, I passed out of the nest, and made my
+way homeward in the darkness.&nbsp; One of the girls stepped out
+to show me the way.&nbsp; I parted from her a few yards from the
+nest, and presently &lsquo;lost myself&rsquo; on the
+common.&nbsp; It was nearly two o&rsquo;clock when I got to
+Kildare from my last visit to that shameful
+bush-village.&rdquo;</p>
+<h3><a name="page304"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+304</span>CHAPTER XVIII.<br />
+<span class="GutSmall">THE PRESENT CONDITION OF THE
+QUESTION.</span></h3>
+<p class="gutsumm"><i>The Laws applying to
+Street-walkers</i>&mdash;<i>The Keepers of the Haymarket
+Night-houses</i>&mdash;<i>Present Position of the
+Police-magistrates</i>.&mdash;<i>Music-hall
+Frequenters</i>&mdash;<i>Refreshment-bars</i>&mdash;<i>Midnight
+Profligacy</i>&mdash;&ldquo;<i>Snuggeries</i>&rdquo;&mdash;<i>Over-zealous
+Blockheads</i>.</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Six</span> or seven years since, such
+alterations were made in the laws applying to nocturnal
+street-walkers and disorderly persons generally, as enabled the
+London magistrates, with the assistance of the police, to reduce
+the great Haymarket disgrace to manageable dimensions.&nbsp; To
+completely abolish so renowned and prodigious a nuisance at a
+blow was more than could be expected; but the public generally
+were quite satisfied with the gradual and successful working of
+the plans adopted for the final extinction of the infamous
+&ldquo;oyster-shops,&rdquo; and caf&eacute;s, and wine-shops,
+that in the olden time made night hideous from St.
+James&rsquo;s-street to Piccadilly.&nbsp; Suddenly, however, the
+good work has received a serious check.&nbsp; According to the
+usual custom, the keeper of a refreshment-house, on being
+summoned before the magistrate (Mr. Knox) for an infringement <a
+name="page305"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 305</span>of the Act,
+was fined for the offence; and nothing else was expected but that
+the fine would be paid, and, except for its salutary effect,
+there an end of it.&nbsp; But it would seem that the fined
+&ldquo;night-house&rdquo; keeper had cunning advisers, who
+assured him that the conviction was bad, and that he had only to
+appeal to a superior court to insure its being set aside.&nbsp;
+The course suggested was adopted, and crowned with success.&nbsp;
+Mr. Knox&rsquo;s decision was reversed, it not being clearly
+shown that the loose women discovered on the premises were really
+assembled for an immoral purpose.</p>
+<p>The <i>Times</i>, commenting on this, says: &ldquo;It is
+matter for general regret, since its probable result will be that
+in future the keepers of the Haymarket &lsquo;night-houses&rsquo;
+will do pretty much what they please, without let or
+hindrance.&nbsp; It was decided by Sir William Bodkin and his
+brother magistrates sitting at the Middlesex Sessions, on an
+appeal brought from Marlborough-street, that no case is made out
+against the keeper of a &lsquo;night-house,&rsquo; unless the
+police can prove that the women found in the house were assembled
+there for an immoral purpose; it was possible they might be there
+merely for the legitimate purpose of refreshment, and not in
+prosecution of their wretched trade.&nbsp; It is perfectly
+obvious that this interpretation of the law, whether or not true
+to the letter, utterly violates the spirit.&nbsp; The character
+of the women who frequent these &lsquo;night-houses&rsquo; is
+perfectly well known.&nbsp; They have, moreover, but one possible
+object in frequenting them.&nbsp; It is clear, therefore, that
+they come within the spirit of the law against harbouring <a
+name="page306"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 306</span>improper
+characters quite as much as if they visited these houses actually
+in company of men; and hence it follows that no new principle of
+legislation, requiring long consideration and repeated
+discussion, would be introduced if the law were made to reach
+them.&nbsp; We should, in fact, be not making a new law, but
+giving an old law its proper effect&mdash;an effect actually
+given it, as Mr. Knox points out, for seven years, and latterly
+with admirable results.&nbsp; Under these circumstances, we can
+see no objection to replacing the law on its former satisfactory
+footing by the simple expedient of a short clause in the Habitual
+Criminals&rsquo; Bill.&nbsp; The Bill already deals with the low
+beer-houses, which are the favourite resorts of certain dangerous
+classes of the community; and the addition of a few words would
+enable it to deal with such &lsquo;night-houses&rsquo; as those
+we have been discussing.&nbsp; This would not interfere with
+subsequent more mature and more comprehensive legislation on the
+subject, while it would obviate the delay which has driven the
+police authorities to desperation, and which threatens to give a
+fresh lease to a grave national scandal, just as it was in the
+way of being repressed.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>The old law alluded to by the <i>Times</i> is the Act of
+Parliament of the 2d and 3d Vict. cap. 47, and is entitled
+&ldquo;An Act for further empowering the Police in and near the
+Metropolis;&rdquo; being an amendment of Sir Robert Peel&rsquo;s
+original statute, the 10th Geo. IV.&nbsp; Clauses 44, 52, 54, 58,
+and 63, bear especially on the penalties incurred by disorderly
+fallen women.</p>
+<p><a name="page307"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 307</span>The
+44th clause runs as follows:</p>
+<blockquote><p>&ldquo;And whereas it is expedient that the
+provisions made by law for preventing disorderly conduct in the
+houses of licensed victuallers be extended to other houses of
+public resort; be it enacted that every person who shall have or
+keep any house, shop, room, or place of public resort within the
+Metropolitan-Police district, wherein provisions, liquors, or
+refreshments of any kind shall be sold or consumed (whether the
+same shall be kept or retailed therein, or procured elsewhere),
+and who shall wilfully or knowingly permit drunkenness or other
+disorderly conduct in such house, shop, room, or place, or
+knowingly suffer any unlawful games or any gaming whatsoever
+therein, or knowingly suffer or permit <i>prostitutes</i>, or
+persons of notoriously bad character, to meet together and remain
+therein, shall for every such offence be liable to a penalty of
+not more than five pounds.&rdquo;</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>The 52d clause of the same statute provides:</p>
+<blockquote><p>&ldquo;That it shall be lawful for the
+Commissioners of Police from time to time, and as occasion may
+require, to make regulation for the route to be observed by all
+carts, carriages, horses, and persons, and for preventing
+obstructions of the streets or thoroughfares within the
+Metropolitan-Police district, in all times of public processions,
+public rejoicings, or illuminations; and also to give directions
+to the constables for keeping order and for preventing any
+obstruction of the thoroughfares in the immediate neighbourhood
+of her Majesty&rsquo;s palaces and public offices, the High Court
+of Parliament, <a name="page308"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+308</span>the courts of law and equity, the police-courts, the
+theatres, and other places of public resort, and in any case when
+the streets or thoroughfares may be thronged or may be liable to
+be obstructed.&rdquo;</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>The 54th clause provides, in continuation:</p>
+<blockquote><p>&ldquo;That every person who, after being made
+acquainted with the regulations or directions which the
+Commissioner of Police shall have made for regulating the route
+of horses, carts, carriages, and persons during the time of
+divine service, and for preventing obstructions during public
+processions, and on other occasions hereinbefore specified, shall
+wilfully disregard, or not conform himself thereto, shall be
+liable to a penalty of not more than forty shillings.&nbsp; And
+it shall be lawful for any constable belonging to the
+Metropolitan-Police force to take into custody, <i>without
+warrant</i>, any person who shall commit any such offence within
+view of any such constable.&rdquo;</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>The same 54th clause also provides:</p>
+<blockquote><p>&ldquo;That every common prostitute or
+night-walker, loitering, or being in any thoroughfare or public
+place, for the purpose of prostitution or solicitation, to the
+annoyance of the inhabitants or passengers, shall be liable to a
+penalty of not more than forty shillings, and to be dealt with in
+the same manner.&rdquo;</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>And again, that &ldquo;every person who shall use any profane,
+indecent, or obscene language to the annoyance of the inhabitants
+or passengers;&rdquo; and also &ldquo;every person who shall use
+any threatening, abusive, or insulting words or behaviour with
+intent to provoke <a name="page309"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+309</span>a breach of the peace, or whereby a breach of the peace
+may be occasioned,&rdquo; may be also so dealt with.&nbsp; The
+58th clause enacts:</p>
+<blockquote><p>&ldquo;That every person who shall be found drunk
+in any street or public thoroughfare within the said district,
+and who while drunk shall be guilty of any riotous or indecent
+behaviour, and also every person who shall be guilty of any
+violent or indecent behaviour in any police station-house, shall
+be liable to a penalty of not more than forty shillings for every
+such offence or may be committed, if the magistrate by whom he is
+convicted shall think fit, instead of inflicting upon him any
+pecuniary fine, to the House of Correction for any time not more
+than seven days.&rdquo;</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>The 63rd clause enacts:</p>
+<blockquote><p>&ldquo;That it shall be lawful for any constable
+belonging to the Metropolitan-Police district, and for all
+persons whom he shall call to his assistance, to take into
+custody, without a warrant, any person who within view of such
+constable, shall offend in any manner against this Act, and whose
+name and residence shall be unknown to such constable, and cannot
+be ascertained by such constable.&rdquo;</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>The police are, under the same Act, empowered to deal with
+disorder, drunkenness, disorderly conduct brawling, loitering and
+obstruction, whether coming by prostitutes or others.&nbsp;
+Habitual loitering upon certain fixed spots they already keep in
+check, generally speaking, without tyranny; and next comes to be
+considered what can be done in case of what is called <a
+name="page310"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+310</span>&ldquo;solicitation&rdquo; or importunity, a prominent
+feature in the general hill of indictment against
+prostitution.</p>
+<p>To a person uninitiated in the law&rsquo;s subtleties, it
+would seem that the clauses of the Act of Parliament above quoted
+armed the police with all necessary authority, and that all that
+was requisite was to compel the observance of the said clauses,
+strictly and without favour, to insure a considerable mitigation
+of the great evil.&nbsp; Indeed, as has been shown, believing
+themselves justified in the course they have been for years
+pursuing, the police have undoubtedly effected a vast and
+important change in the aspect of the Haymarket and its
+neighbourhood after midnight.&nbsp; The result, however, of the
+Assistant-Judge&rsquo;s decision appears to have put the worthy
+and indefatigable Mr. Knox quite out of heart, as may be gathered
+from the subjoined newspaper account of the last case that was
+brought before him:</p>
+<blockquote><p>&ldquo;Rose Burton, keeper of a refreshment-house
+in Jermyn-street, lately known as Kate Franks, appeared to answer
+two summonses for harbouring prostitutes.&nbsp; The police gave
+the usual evidence.&nbsp; They visited the house at night.&nbsp;
+They found men and women there; the women known prostitutes, some
+taking refreshment.&nbsp; There was no disorder, and the usual
+signal by ringing a bell had been given when the police presented
+themselves at the house.&nbsp; For the defence it was urged, that
+the evidence was similar to that given before the Middlesex
+magistrates on appeal, after hearing which they quashed the
+conviction, and that the magistrate should dismiss the
+summonses.&nbsp; Mr. Knox <a name="page311"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 311</span>said he must send the case to the
+Sessions in order to get a clear declaration of what was
+meant.&nbsp; If the judgment of the Court was against him, he
+must wash his hands of the matter.&nbsp; He should inflict the
+reduced fine of 10<i>s.</i> in order that the conviction should
+be taken to the Sessions.&nbsp; Mr. Froggatt asked for a decision
+in the second case.&nbsp; Mr. Knox would act in it the same as in
+the last case.&nbsp; It was, so to say, a last desperate
+effort.&nbsp; If he failed, his honest determination was to take
+no further trouble in the matter; but to report to the Home
+Office that the efforts to reform the condition of the Haymarket
+had entirely broken down.&nbsp; Mr. Edward Lewis, after some
+consultation with Mr. Allen jun. and Mr. Froggatt, said that,
+owing to technical difficulties, it would be impossible to get an
+appeal to Quarter Sessions before the 24th July.&nbsp; Mr. Knox
+said that would be too late for Parliament to deal with the
+matter, as the session would most probably close early in
+August.&nbsp; There was no help for it; the nighthouse-keepers
+must go on in their own way; the police might give up their
+supervision and refrain from taking out summonses, as he
+certainly should decline to convict.&nbsp; He should cancel the
+three convictions that day, and dismiss the summonses; he was
+powerless, and therefore disinclined to enforce what for seven
+years had been considered as law, but what had been suddenly
+upset at Quarter Sessions.&nbsp; Mr. Knox then requested Mr.
+Superintendent Dunlop to communicate what had occurred to the
+Commissioners of Police.&rdquo;</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p><a name="page312"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 312</span>At
+the same time, it is no more than fair to lay before the reader
+the explanation given by the Assistant-Judge on the last occasion
+of the matter coming before him.&nbsp; It should be understood
+that the case in question was not that of &ldquo;Rose
+Burton,&rdquo; but of another of the fraternity who had been
+fined by Mr. Knox.&nbsp; The party in question gave notice of
+appeal, and the police authorities intimated their intention of
+supporting the magistrate in his conviction.&nbsp; From some
+unexplained cause, however, at the last moment the Commissioners
+of Police withdrew altogether from the case, leaving it all
+undefended to be dealt with by Mr. Bodkin.&nbsp; The judgment of
+the learned Assistant-Judge was as follows:</p>
+<blockquote><p>&ldquo;There are two cases in the paper of appeals
+against convictions by Mr. Knox for causing or allowing
+prostitutes to assemble; and upon these two cases being called,
+counsel intimated that the solicitors of the Commissioners of
+Police had written a letter to say that they should not support
+these convictions.&nbsp; Under those circumstances no other
+course was open to us but to quash them.&nbsp; But I mention the
+fact now because these convictions have been the subject of
+considerable comment and of interrogation in the House of
+Commons.&nbsp; I can only say that there is no law in these cases
+at all.&nbsp; It is entirely a question of fact, and each case
+must stand upon its own merits.&nbsp; On one occasion we quashed
+a conviction on the hearing, and upon that decision a great deal
+has been said.&nbsp; The sole evidence there was, that a
+policeman went into the <a name="page313"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 313</span>house between twelve and one and
+found men and women having refreshment, some of the women being
+prostitutes.&nbsp; No question was asked; and there was nothing
+to show that the person who kept the house knew they were
+prostitutes.&nbsp; There was nothing to show that any warning had
+been previously given against harbouring or encouraging them to
+come.&nbsp; There was no ringing of any bell to give notice of
+the approach of the police.&nbsp; In fact, there was nothing but
+the mere incident that the police, before the hour of one, when
+these houses should be closed, found persons in them taking
+refreshments&mdash;some of those persons being prostitutes.&nbsp;
+Although I do not shrink from taking on myself the chief
+responsibility, there were many magistrates present who formed
+their own opinion upon the question, which was a question of
+fact; and it seemed so clearly not to be a case which satisfied
+the requirements of the law, that we did not call upon the
+counsel for the appellants, but at once quashed the
+conviction.&nbsp; Indeed, after all that has been said, I have no
+hesitation in stating that if another case came here, and was
+presented to us in such a bald and unsatisfactory manner, we
+should again quash the conviction.&nbsp; We are as desirous as
+Mr. Knox to put an end to any nuisance, whether in the Haymarket
+or elsewhere; but we cannot forget that we are in a court of law,
+bound to act upon such testimony as is sworn before us, and not
+to embark upon inquiries of another kind.&nbsp; There was not a
+tittle of evidence as to ringing a bell, or of anything more than
+persons taking refreshment within <a name="page314"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 314</span>the hours allowed by law, some of
+those persons being &lsquo;unfortunates.&rsquo;&nbsp; I do not
+think that any bench of magistrates in the kingdom could, under
+the circumstances, have arrived at a different conclusion.&nbsp;
+If other cases come before us, we shall treat them as we treated
+the last, according to the effect of the sworn evidence in court,
+and in no other way.&nbsp; I am very sorry if our decision should
+have induced Mr. Knox, for whom I entertain a great respect, to
+abstain from convicting in other cases, unless those were cases
+of the same bald and unsatisfactory character as that which we
+decided.&rdquo;</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>From one point of view maybe it is difficult to overrate the
+importance of this judgment, especially if, as the <i>Times</i>
+predicts, it will have the effect of giving the keepers of the
+Haymarket haunts of infamy liberty to do pretty much as they
+please.&nbsp; Laying too much stress on this Haymarket business,
+however, may be harmful in another direction.&nbsp; It may lead
+the public to the decidedly wrong conclusion that the well-known
+thoroughfare indicated, and the taverns and refreshment-houses it
+contains, are the head-quarters, the one main source, from which
+flows the prodigious stream of immorality that floods the town
+with contamination.</p>
+<p>Now this is very far from being the fact.&nbsp; The extent to
+which the Haymarket haunts are criminal is equalled, and in many
+cases far excelled, in a dozen different parts of London every
+night between the hours of ten and one&mdash;and that without
+remonstrance or hindrance on the part of the police authorities
+or anyone else.&nbsp; I allude to the London music-halls.&nbsp;
+One <a name="page315"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 315</span>of
+the most disreputable was burnt down the other day; and it would
+be a matter for rejoicing&mdash;for public thanksgiving
+almost&mdash;if the score or so of similar places of popular
+amusement, polluting every quarter of the metropolis, shared a
+similar fate.&nbsp; To be sure, the music-halls keep within the
+letter of the law in the matter of closing their doors before one
+o&rsquo;clock; but in every other respect their operation is as
+mischievous as any of the prosecuted dens at the West-end.&nbsp;
+And I beg of the reader to distinctly understand that I am not
+quoting from hearsay.&nbsp; There is not a single
+music-hall&mdash;from the vast &ldquo;Alhambra&rdquo; in
+Leicester-square, to the unaristocratic establishment in the
+neighbourhood of Leather-lane, originally christened the
+&ldquo;Raglan,&rdquo; but more popularly known as the
+&ldquo;Rag&rdquo;&mdash;that I have not visited.&nbsp; And I am
+bound to confess that the same damning elements are discoverable
+in one and all.</p>
+<p>At the same time it must be admitted&mdash;shameful and
+disgraceful as the admission is&mdash;that it is not the
+music-hall of the vulgar East-end or &ldquo;over the water&rdquo;
+that presents in special prominence the peculiar features here
+spoken of, and which, in plain language, are licentiousness and
+prostitution.&nbsp; He who would witness the perfection to which
+these twin curses may be wrought under the fostering influences
+of &ldquo;music,&rdquo; &amp;c., must visit the west, and not the
+east or south, of the metropolis.&nbsp; He must make a journey to
+Leicester-square, and to the gorgeous and palatial Alhambra there
+to be found.&nbsp; What he will there discover will open his <a
+name="page316"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 316</span>eyes to
+what a farcical thing the law is, and how within the hour it will
+strain at gnats, and bolt entire camels without so much as a wry
+face or a wince, or a wink even.</p>
+<p>I speak fearlessly, because all that I describe may be
+witnessed to-night, to-morrow, any time, by the individual
+adventurous and curious enough to go and see for himself.&nbsp;
+There is no fear of his missing it; no chance of his fixing on a
+wrong night.&nbsp; It is <i>always</i> the same at the
+music-hall.&nbsp; Its meat is other men&rsquo;s poison; and it
+can fatten and prosper while honesty starves.&nbsp; The bane and
+curse of society is its main support; and to introduce the
+purging besom would be to ruin the business.</p>
+<p>At the same time, I would wish it to be distinctly understood,
+that I do not desire to convey to the reader the impression that
+the numerical majority of music-hall frequenters are persons of
+immoral tendencies.&nbsp; On the contrary, I am well convinced
+that such places are the resort of a vast number of the most
+respectable portion of the working-class.&nbsp; This, I believe,
+is a fact carefully treasured by music-hall proprietors, and
+elaborately displayed by them whenever their morality is
+attacked.&nbsp; They point to the well-filled body of the hall,
+the sixpenny part, where artisans and working-men congregate, and
+not unfrequently bring with them their wives and daughters; and
+triumphantly inquire, &ldquo;Is it likely that the music-hall can
+be what slanderers represent, when it is so
+patronised?&rdquo;&nbsp; And it is quite true that a very large
+number of honest and intelligent <a name="page317"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 317</span>folk are attracted thither in search
+of harmless amusement.&nbsp; Let them bless God for their
+ignorance of the world&rsquo;s wicked ways if they succeed in
+finding it.&nbsp; It is not impossible.&nbsp; Provided they look
+neither to the right nor left of them, but pay their sixpence at
+the door, and march to the seats apportioned them; and, still at
+eyes right, direct their gaze and their organs of hearing towards
+the stage, from which the modern &ldquo;comic vocalist&rdquo;
+doles out to a stolen tune feeble jingling idiotcies of
+&ldquo;his own composing,&rdquo;&mdash;if they are steadfast to
+this, they may come away not much the worse for the
+evening&rsquo;s entertainment.&nbsp; But let him not look about
+him, especially if he have his wife or daughters with him, or he
+may find himself tingling with a feeling it was never his
+misfortune to experience before.</p>
+<p>The honest believer in the harmlessness of music-halls would,
+if he looked about him as he sat in the sixpenny
+&ldquo;pit,&rdquo; discover in more quarters than one that which
+would open his innocent eyes.&nbsp; If his vision were directed
+upwards towards the boxes and balconies, there he would discover
+it.&nbsp; Brazen-faced women blazoned in tawdry finely, and
+curled and painted, openly and without disguise bestowing their
+blandishments on &ldquo;spoony&rdquo; young swells of the
+&ldquo;commercial&rdquo; and shopman type, for the sake of the
+shilling&rsquo;s-worth of brandy-and-water that steams before
+them, and in prospect of future advantages.&nbsp; There is no
+mistaking these women.&nbsp; They do not go there to be
+mistaken.&nbsp; They make no more disguise of their profession
+than <a name="page318"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 318</span>do
+cattle-drovers in the public markets.&nbsp; They are there in
+pursuit of their ordinary calling, and, splendid creatures though
+they appear, it is curious to witness the supreme indifference to
+them of the door-keepers as they flaunt past them.&nbsp; It makes
+good the old proverb about the familiarity that breeds contempt;
+besides, as a customer in simple, the painted free-drinking lady
+is not desirable.&nbsp; I should not for a moment wish to impute
+without substantial proof so dastardly a feature of
+&ldquo;business&rdquo; to any spirited music-hall proprietor in
+particular; but I am positively assured by those who should know,
+that on certain recognised nights loose women are admitted to
+these places <i>without payment</i>.&nbsp; I know as a fact, too,
+that it is no uncommon thing for these female music-hall
+frequenters to enlist the services of cabmen on
+&ldquo;spec,&rdquo; the latter conveying their &ldquo;fare&rdquo;
+to the Alhambra or the Philharmonic without present payment, on
+the chance that she will in the course of the evening &ldquo;pick
+up a flat,&rdquo; who will with the lady require his services to
+drive them to the Haymarket or elsewhere.&nbsp; How much of
+extortion and robbery may be committed under such a convenient
+cloak it is not difficult to guess.&nbsp; The evidence not being
+quite so unobjectionable as it might be, I will not mention
+names; but I was recently informed with apparent sincerity by one
+of those poor bedizened unfortunates&mdash;a &ldquo;dress
+lodger&rdquo; possibly&mdash;that a certain music-hall proprietor
+issued to women of her class &ldquo;weekly tickets&rdquo; at
+half-price, the main condition attaching to the advantage being
+that the holder did not &ldquo;ply&rdquo; in the low-priced <a
+name="page319"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 319</span>parts of
+the hall; that is to say, amongst those who could afford to pay
+for nothing more expensive than pints of beer.</p>
+<p>But it is at the refreshment-bars of these palatial shams and
+impostures, as midnight and closing time approaches, that
+profligacy may be seen reigning rampant.&nbsp; Generally at one
+end of the hall is a long strip of metal counter, behind which
+superbly-attired barmaids vend strong liquors.&nbsp; Besides
+these there are &ldquo;snuggeries,&rdquo; or small private
+apartments, to which bashful gentlemen desirous of sharing a
+bottle of wine with a recent acquaintance may retire.&nbsp; But
+the unblushing immodesty of the place concentrates at this long
+bar.&nbsp; Any night may here be found <i>dozens</i> of
+prostitutes enticing simpletons to drink, while the men who are
+<i>not</i> simpletons hang about, smoking pipes and cigars, and
+merely sipping, not drinking deeply, and with watchful wary eyes
+on the pretty game of fox-and-goose that is being played all
+round about them.&nbsp; No one molests them, or hints that their
+behaviour is at variance with &ldquo;the second and third of
+Victoria, cap. 47.&rdquo;&nbsp; Here they are in dozens, in
+scores, prostitutes every one, doing exactly as they do at the
+infamous and prosecuted Haymarket dens, and no one
+interferes.&nbsp; I say, doing all that the Haymarket woman does;
+and it must be so, since the gay patroness of the music-halls
+does simply all she can to lure the dupe she may at the moment
+have in tow.&nbsp; She entices him to drink; she drinks with him:
+she ogles, and winks, and whispers, and encourages like behaviour
+on his part, her main undisguised <a name="page320"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 320</span>object being to induce him to
+prolong the companionship after the glaring gaslight of the
+liquor-bar is lowered, and its customers are shown to the outer
+door.&nbsp; If that is not &ldquo;knowingly suffering prostitutes
+to meet together&rdquo; for the more convenient prosecution of
+their horrible trade, what else is it?&nbsp; And yet the cunning
+schemes and contrivances for misleading and throwing dust in the
+eyes of the police are not practised here.&nbsp; There are no
+scouts and &ldquo;bells,&rdquo; the former causing the latter to
+chime a warning on the approach of the enemy.&nbsp; The enemy,
+the police, that is to say, are on the spot.&nbsp; In almost
+every case there will be found in the music-hall lobby an
+intelligent liveried guardian of the public peace, here stationed
+that he may take cognisance of suspicious-looking persons, and
+eject improper characters.&nbsp; Should he happen, as is most
+likely, to be a policeman whose &ldquo;beat&rdquo; is in the
+neighbourhood, he will by sight be quite familiar with every
+loose woman who for a mile round in the streets plies her lawless
+trade.&nbsp; He recognises them, as with a nod of old
+acquaintance they pass the money-taker; he saunters to the bar,
+where the women gather to prime their prey, and he witnesses
+their doings, but he takes no notice, and never complains.</p>
+<p>To be sure, the man is not to blame; were he ordered to
+disperse congregations of prostitutes wherever he found them, and
+to warn the persons who dispense liquors to them&mdash;just as is
+expected of him in the case of the ordinary
+public-house&mdash;that they are harbouring bad characters, and
+must cease to do so, undoubtedly the <a name="page321"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 321</span>policeman would perform his
+duty.&nbsp; Until he receives express orders on the subject,
+however, he is helpless, and very properly so.&nbsp; Although one
+would desire to see ample powers for the suppression of
+prostitution placed in the hands of the police, it is highly
+necessary that the said power, in the hands of ordinary constable
+X, should be scrupulously watched by those who are set in
+authority over him.&nbsp; Policemen make sad mistakes at times,
+as witness the following monstrous instance, furnished by the
+police-reports not more than a month since:</p>
+<p>At Southwark, Mrs. Catherine C&mdash;, aged twenty-eight, the
+wife of a respectable man in the employ of the South-Eastern
+Railway Company, but who was described on the charge-sheet as a
+prostitute, was charged by Jas. Benstead, police-constable 17 M
+Reserve, with soliciting prostitution near the London-bridge
+railway terminus.&nbsp; The constable said that about ten
+o&rsquo;clock on the previous night he was on duty near the
+railway terminus, when he saw the prisoner accost a
+gentleman.&nbsp; Believing her to be a prostitute, he went up to
+the gentleman, and from what he said he took her into custody for
+soliciting him.&nbsp; The prisoner here said she had been most
+cruelly used.&nbsp; She was a respectable married woman, and
+lived with her husband in the Drummond-road, Bermondsey.&nbsp;
+She had been to see her sister at Peckham, and had a
+return-ticket for the Spa-road; but when she arrived at the
+London-bridge terminus, she was too late for the train;
+consequently she determined to walk home, and as soon as she
+turned <a name="page322"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+322</span>into Duke-street, a gentleman stopped her and asked her
+whether there was an omnibus left there for Whitechapel.&nbsp;
+She told him she did not know, and as soon as he left, the
+constable came up and took her into custody.&nbsp; She had been
+locked up all night.&nbsp; The prisoner here produced the half of
+a return-ticket for the magistrate&rsquo;s inspection.&nbsp; The
+husband of the prisoner said he was in the employ of the
+South-Eastern Railway Company, and resided at No. 190
+Drummond-road, Bermondsey.&nbsp; His wife left home on the
+previous afternoon to visit her sister at Peckham, and he
+expected her home at ten o&rsquo;clock.&nbsp; He was surprised at
+her absence, and as soon as he ascertained she was locked up, he
+went to the police-station, but was not permitted to see
+her.&nbsp; He could produce several witnesses to prove the
+respectability of his wife.&nbsp; Mr. Burcham ordered the
+prisoner to be discharged immediately.</p>
+<p>And so terminated the case as far as the magistrate was
+concerned; but one cannot help feeling curious to know whether no
+more was done in the matter.&nbsp; The outraged and cruelly-used
+woman was discharged, but was Reserve-constable James Benstead
+permitted to retain his situation in the police-force?&nbsp; How
+did the monstrous &ldquo;mistake&rdquo; arise?&nbsp; It is
+evident that the poor young woman spoke the truth; Mr. Burcham
+settled that point by ordering her immediate discharge.&nbsp;
+From any point of view, James Benstead showed himself utterly
+unworthy to remain a constable.&nbsp; In interfering with a
+decently-dressed woman, who must have been a stranger to him,
+simply because he saw her &ldquo;accost <a
+name="page323"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 323</span>a
+gentleman,&rdquo; he exhibited himself in the light of an
+over-zealous blockhead.&nbsp; If the woman&rsquo;s statement is
+to be believed, he told a wicked and malicious lie when he said
+that he took her into custody &ldquo;on account of what the
+gentleman told him.&rdquo;&nbsp; Where one is left in the dark,
+to solve a mystery as one best may, it is not impossible that one
+may guess wide of the mark; but it will under such conditions
+occur to the recollection that before now
+&ldquo;unfortunates,&rdquo; new to the life, have given deadly
+offence to policemen by not &ldquo;paying their footing,&rdquo;
+as black-mail of a certain abominable kind is called; and
+blundering James Benstead may have sustained a pecuniary
+disappointment.&nbsp; It is to be sincerely hoped that that
+secret tribunal before which erring policemen are arraigned
+(where is it?) will not let so flagrant a case pass without
+notice; and if, after close investigation, policeman James
+Benstead is proved to be the dangerous person he appears, that he
+may be promptly stripped of his official uniform.&nbsp; Even
+supposing that James Benstead is nothing worse than a blundering
+Jack-in-office, he is just of the sort to bring the law into
+contempt and ridicule, and the sooner he is cashiered the
+better.</p>
+<h3><a name="page324"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+324</span>CHAPTER XIX.<br />
+<span class="GutSmall">SUGGESTIONS.</span></h3>
+<p class="gutsumm"><i>Ignoring the Evil</i>&mdash;<i>Punishment
+fit for the</i> &ldquo;<i>Deserter</i>&rdquo; <i>and the
+Seducer</i>&mdash;<i>The</i> &ldquo;<i>Know-nothing</i>&rdquo;
+<i>and</i> &ldquo;<i>Do-nothing</i>&rdquo;
+<i>Principle</i>&mdash;<i>The Emigration of Women of Bad
+Character</i>.</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">It</span> is easy enough to understand, if
+one finds the courage to face this worst of all social evils, and
+inquire calmly into the many shapes its origin takes, how very
+possible it is that there may be living in a state of depravity
+scores and hundreds of women who are what they are out of no real
+<i>fault</i> of their own.&nbsp; &ldquo;Then why do they not
+turn, and reform their infamous lives?&rdquo; the indignant
+reader may ask.&nbsp; &ldquo;They may if they will.&nbsp; Is
+there not this, that, and the other asylum open to
+them?&rdquo;&nbsp; Perhaps so.&nbsp; Only perhaps.&nbsp; But for
+reasons hinted at in the commencement of this chapter, it might
+be clearly enough shown that, &ldquo;this, that, and
+t&rsquo;other,&rdquo; to a very large extent, really and truly
+represent the substantiality of the asylums to which the curse is
+admitted for purgation.&nbsp; We have foolishly and blindly
+ignored the evil, and consequently we have not been free to
+provide adequately for the reception of those who have lived in
+it, and are now desirous of returning, <a
+name="page325"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 325</span>if they
+may, to decent life.&nbsp; We have some asylums of the kind; but
+in capacity they are about as well adapted to perform the
+prodigious amount of work ready for them as a ten-gallon filter
+would be to purify the muddy waters of the Thames.</p>
+<p>Undoubtedly there are thousands of debased and wanton wretches
+for whom the doors of such houses of reform and refuge, did they
+exist in plenty, might in vain stand open.&nbsp; But let the
+reader for a moment consider how many there are at this moment
+whose fall was mainly due to misplaced trust and foolish
+confidence, and who are kept in their degradation out of a sort
+of mad and bitter spite against themselves.&nbsp; As everyone can
+vouch who has taken an interest in these fallen ones, and kindly
+questioned them on their condition and their willingness to turn
+from it, nothing is more common in their mouths than the answer,
+&ldquo;I don&rsquo;t care.&nbsp; It&rsquo;s a life good enough
+for me.&nbsp; A pretty image I should appear in well-bred
+company, shouldn&rsquo;t I?&nbsp; It&rsquo;s no use your
+preaching to me.&nbsp; I&rsquo;ve made my bed, and I must lie on
+it.&rdquo;&nbsp; And it would be found in countless cases that
+these poor wretches did not in the original &ldquo;make their
+bed,&rdquo; as they call it, and that it reveals a wonderful
+amount of forgiving and generosity in them to profess that they
+did.&nbsp; If we could discover the truth, we might get at the
+real bed-makers&mdash;the villanous conjurers of couches of roses
+that were so speedily to turn to thorns and briars&mdash;in the
+seducer and the base deserter.&nbsp; If ever the Legislature
+finds courage enough to take up this great question in earnest,
+<a name="page326"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 326</span>it is to
+be hoped that ample provision will be made for the proper
+treatment of the heartless scoundrel.&nbsp; As says a writer in
+an old number of the <i>Westminster Review</i>:</p>
+<blockquote><p>&ldquo;The <i>deserter</i>, not the seducer,
+should be branded with the same kind and degree of reprobation
+with which society now visits the coward and the cheat.&nbsp; The
+man who submits to insult rather than fight; the gambler who
+packs the cards, or loads the dice, or refuses to pay his debts
+of honour, is hunted from among even his unscrupulous associates
+as a stained and tarnished character.&nbsp; <i>Let the same
+measure of retributive justice be dealt to the seducer who
+deserts the woman who has trusted him</i>, <i>and allows her to
+come upon the town</i>.&nbsp; We say the deserter&mdash;not the
+seducer; for there is as wide a distinction between them as there
+is between the gamester and the sharper.&nbsp; Mere seduction
+will never be visited with extreme severity among men of the
+world, however correct and refined may be their general tone of
+morals; for they will always make large allowances on the score
+of youthful passions, favouring circumstances, and excited
+feeling.&nbsp; Moreover, they well know that there is a wide
+distinction&mdash;that there are all degrees of
+distinction&mdash;between a man who commits a fault of this kind,
+under the influence of warm affections and a fiery temperament,
+and the cold-hearted, systematic assailer of female virtue, whom
+all reprobate and shun.&nbsp; It is universally felt that you
+cannot, with any justice, class these men in the same category,
+nor mete out to them the same measure of <a
+name="page327"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+327</span>condemnation.&nbsp; But the man who, when his caprice
+is satisfied, casts off his victim as a worn-out garment or a
+damaged toy; who allows the woman who trusted his protestations
+to sink from the position of his companion to the loathsome life
+of prostitution, because his seduction and desertion has left no
+other course open to her; who is not ready to make any sacrifice
+of place, of fortune, of reputation even, in order to save one
+whom he has once loved from such an abyss of wretched
+infamy&mdash;must surely be more stained, soiled, and hardened in
+soul, more utterly unfitted for the company or sympathy of
+gentlemen or men of honour, than any coward, any gambler, any
+cheat!&rdquo;</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>I may not lay claim to being the discoverer of this
+well-written outburst of manly indignation.&nbsp; It is quoted by
+a gentleman&mdash;a medical gentleman&mdash;who has inquired
+deeper and written more to the real purpose on this painful
+subject than any other writer with whom I am acquainted.&nbsp; I
+allude to Dr. Acton.&nbsp; The volume that contains it is of
+necessity not one that might be introduced to the drawing-room,
+but it is one that all thinking men would do well to procure and
+peruse.&nbsp; Dr. Acton handles a tremendously difficult matter
+masterly and courageously; and while really he is of as delicate
+a mind as a lady, he does not scruple to enunciate his honest
+convictions respecting the prevalent evil of prostitution, as
+though it were an evil as commonly recognised and as freely
+discussed as begging or thieving.&nbsp; In his introductory pages
+he says:</p>
+<blockquote><p>&ldquo;To those who profess a real or fictitious
+ignorance <a name="page328"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+328</span>of prostitution, its miseries and its ill-effects, and
+those again who plead conscience for inaction, I have this one
+reply.&nbsp; Pointing to the outward signs of prostitution in our
+streets and hospitals, I inquire whether we can flatter ourselves
+that the subject has drifted into a satisfactory state on the
+&lsquo;know-nothing&rsquo; and &lsquo;do-nothing&rsquo;
+principle.&nbsp; I hint at the perilous self-sufficiency of the
+Pharisee, and the wilful blindness of the Levite who
+&lsquo;passed by on the other side,&rsquo; and I press upon them
+that, after reading this work and testing its author&rsquo;s
+veracity, they should either refute its arguments or be
+themselves converted. . . .&nbsp; I have little to say in the way
+of apology for my plain-speaking.&nbsp; The nature of the subject
+has forced this upon me.&nbsp; To have called things here treated
+of by another than their right name would have been in any writer
+an absurdity, in me a gross one.&nbsp; The experiences I have
+collected may to optimists and recluses appear exaggerated.&nbsp;
+The visions I have indulged in may be hard to grasp.&nbsp; But
+this more complicated knot demands a swordsman, not an
+infant.&nbsp; The inhabitants of a provincial city demanded of
+Lord Palmerston that the angel of pestilence should be stayed by
+a day of national prayer and fasting.&nbsp; &lsquo;I will fast
+with you and pray with you,&rsquo; was the statesman&rsquo;s
+answer; &lsquo;but let us also drain, scrub, wash, and be
+clean.&rsquo;&rdquo;</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>If by this taste of the preface to Dr. Acton&rsquo;s book I
+induce my male readers to dip into it for themselves, I shall
+feel that I have done the cause the worthy writer has at heart
+good service.&nbsp; It will be something if <a
+name="page329"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 329</span>the brief
+quotation bespeaks attention to the other extracts from the same
+genuine source that herein appear.&nbsp; On the subject of
+seduction and desertion, Mr. Acton writes:</p>
+<blockquote><p>&ldquo;If I could not get imprisonment of the male
+party to a seduction substituted for the paltry fine of
+half-a-crown a-week, I would at least give to the commonwealth,
+now liable to a pecuniary damage by bastardy, some interest in
+its detection and punishment.&nbsp; The union-house is now often
+enough the home of the deserted mother and the infant bastard;
+and the guardians of the poor ought, I think, to have the right,
+in the interest of the commune, to act as bastardy police, and to
+be recouped their charges.&nbsp; I would not allow the
+maintenance of an illegitimate child to be at the expense of any
+but the father.&nbsp; I would make it the incubus on him, not on
+its mother; and I would not leave his detection, exposure, and
+money loss at the option of the latter.&nbsp; A young man who has
+a second and third illegitimate child, by different women, has
+not lived without adding some low cunning to his nature.&nbsp; It
+often happens that a fellow of this sort will, for a time, by
+specious promises and presents to a girl he fully intends
+ultimately to desert, defer making any payments for or on account
+of her child.&nbsp; If he can for twelve months, and without
+entering into any shadow of an agreement (and we may all guess
+how far the craft of an injured woman will help her to one that
+would hold water), stave-off any application on her part to the
+authorities, her claim at law is barred; and she herself, <a
+name="page330"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 330</span>defied at
+leisure, becomes in due course chargeable to her parish or
+union.&nbsp; But not thus should a virtuous state connive at the
+obligations of paternity being shuffled on to its public
+shoulders, when, by a very trifling modification of the existing
+machinery, they might be adjusted on the proper back, permanently
+or temporarily, as might be considered publicly expedient.&nbsp;
+I would enact, I say, by the help of society, that, in the first
+place, the seduction of a female, properly proved, should involve
+the male in a heavy pecuniary fine, according to his
+position&mdash;not at all by way of punishment, but to
+strengthen, by the very firm abutment of the breeches-pocket,
+both him and his good resolutions against the temptations and
+force of designing woman.&nbsp; I would not offer the latter, as
+I foresee will be instantaneously objected, this bounty upon
+sinfulness&mdash;this incentive to be a seducer; but, on the
+contrary, the money should be due to the community, and
+recoverable in the county-court or superior court at the suit of
+its engine, the union; and should be invested by the treasurer of
+such court, or by the county, or by some public trustee in
+bastardy, for the benefit of the mother and child.&nbsp; The
+child&rsquo;s portion of this deodand should be retained by such
+public officer until the risk of its becoming chargeable to the
+community quasi-bastard should be removed by the mother&rsquo;s
+marriage or otherwise; and the mother&rsquo;s share should be for
+her benefit as an emigration-fund or marriage-portion.&rdquo;</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>&ldquo;We cannot imagine,&rdquo; says another authority, <a
+name="page331"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 331</span>&ldquo;that
+anyone can seriously suppose that prostitution would be made
+either more generally attractive or respectable by the greater
+decency and decorum which administrative supervision would compel
+it to throw over its exterior.&nbsp; We know that the absence of
+these does not deter one of irregular passions from the low
+pursuit; and we know, moreover, wherever these are needed for the
+behoof of a more scrupulous and refined class of fornicators,
+they are to be found.&nbsp; We are convinced also that much of
+the permanent ruin to the feelings and character which results
+from the habit of visiting the haunts of prostitution is to be
+attributed to the coarse language and the brutal manners which
+prevail there; and that this vice, like many others, would lose
+much of its evil by losing all of grossness that is separable
+from it.&nbsp; Nor do we fear that the improvement in the
+<i>tone</i> of prostitution which would thus result would render
+its unhappy victims less anxious to escape from it.&nbsp; Soften
+its horrors and gild its loathsomeness as you may, there will
+always remain enough to revolt all who are not wholly lost.&nbsp;
+Much too&mdash;everything almost&mdash;is gained, if you can
+retain <i>any</i> degree of self-respect among the fallen.&nbsp;
+The more of this that remains, the greater chance is there of
+ultimate redemption; it is always a mistaken and a cruel policy
+to allow vice to grow desperate and reckless.&rdquo;&nbsp; It is
+for the interest of society at large, as well as for that of the
+guilty individual, that we should never break down the bridge
+behind such a sinner as the miserable &ldquo;unfortunate&rdquo;
+even.</p>
+<h2><a name="page332"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+332</span>V.&mdash;The Curse of Drunkenness.</h2>
+<h3>CHAPTER XX.<br />
+<span class="GutSmall">ITS POWER.</span></h3>
+<p class="gutsumm"><i>The crowning Curse</i>&mdash;<i>No form of
+sin or sorrow in which it does not play a
+part</i>&mdash;<i>The</i> &ldquo;<i>Slippery Stone</i>&rdquo;
+<i>of Life</i>&mdash;<i>Statistics</i>&mdash;<i>Matters not
+growing worse</i>&mdash;<i>The Army Returns</i>&mdash;<i>The
+System of Adulteration</i>.</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">Whatever</span> differences of opinion may
+arise as to the extent and evil operation of the other curses
+that, in common with all other cities, afflict the city of
+London, no sane man will contest the fact that drunkenness has
+wrought more mischief than all other social evils put
+together.&nbsp; There is not a form of human sin and sorrow in
+which it does not constantly play a part.&nbsp; It is the
+&ldquo;slippery stone&rdquo; that in countless instances has
+betrayed the foot careless or over-confident, and the
+downhill-path is trod never to be retraced.&nbsp; As Dr. Guthrie
+writes: &ldquo;Believe me, it is impossible to exaggerate,
+impossible even truthfully to paint, the effect of this evil,
+either on those who are addicted to it or on those who suffer
+from it; crushed husbands, broken-hearted <a
+name="page333"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 333</span>wives, and,
+most of all, those poor innocent children that are dying under
+cruelty and starvation, that shiver in their rags upon our
+streets, that walk unshod the winter snows, and, with their
+matted hair and hollow cheeks, and sunken eyes, glare out on us
+wild and savage-like from patched and filthy windows.&nbsp; Nor
+is the curse confined to the lowest stratum of society.&nbsp;
+Much improved as are the habits of the upper and middle classes,
+the vice may still be met in all classes of society.&nbsp; It has
+cost many a servant her place, and yet greater loss&mdash;ruined
+her virtue; it has broken the bread of many a tradesman; it has
+spoiled the coronet of its lustre, and sunk the highest rank into
+contempt.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>It is satisfactory, however, to discover that matters are not
+growing worse.</p>
+<p>In the number of persons &ldquo;summarily proceeded
+against&rdquo; for divers offences, we find a steady decrease
+during the last three years in the numbers charged with
+&ldquo;drunkenness&rdquo; and being &ldquo;drunk and
+disorderly,&rdquo; the respective figures being 105,310, 104,368,
+and 100,357, showing a diminution in the three years of nearly
+5,000 cases per annum.&nbsp; In the total number of inquests for
+1867, viz. 24,648, there is a decrease of 278, as compared with
+the number in the preceding year.&nbsp; In the verdicts of murder
+there is a decrease of 17, and of manslaughter 44, or 19.7 per
+cent, following a decrease of 59, or 20.9 per cent, as compared
+with the number in 1865.&nbsp; Under &ldquo;natural death,&rdquo;
+as compared with the numbers for 1866, there is a decrease of 51,
+or 13.6 per cent, in the verdicts <a name="page334"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 334</span>&ldquo;from excessive
+drinking,&rdquo; following a decrease of 12 in 1866, as compared
+with the number in 1865.&nbsp; The number of persons committed or
+bailed for trial for indictable offences during the year, as
+shown in the police-returns, was 19,416, and of these it may be
+calculated that about 14,562 (75 per cent being about the usual
+proportion) would be convicted.&nbsp; To this number is to be
+added (in order to show the total number of convictions during
+the year) 335,359 summary convictions before the magistrates
+(280,196 males and 55,163 females).&nbsp; A large proportion of
+these cases were, it is true, for offences of a trifling
+character.&nbsp; They include, however, 74,288 cases of
+&ldquo;drunkenness&rdquo; and being &ldquo;drunk and
+disorderly&rdquo; (59,071 males and 15,217 females), and 10,085
+offences against the Licensed Victuallers&rsquo; and Beer Acts,
+viz. 6,506 by beershop-keepers (5,792 males and 714 females);
+3,258 by licensed victuallers (2,944 males and 314 females); the
+remaining 321 (293 males and 28 females) consisting of other
+offences under the above Acts.&nbsp; The total number of
+convictions for offences against the Refreshment Houses&rsquo;
+Act was 3,032, viz. 2,871 males and 161 females.</p>
+<p>This as regards civilians and those over whom the police have
+control.&nbsp; The army-returns, however, are not so
+favourable.</p>
+<p>The last annual report of Lieutenant-Colonel Henderson, R.E.,
+the Inspector-General of Military Prisons, reveals the startling
+fact that, &ldquo;during four years the committals for
+drunkenness have steadily increased as <a
+name="page335"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 335</span>follows:
+1863, 882; 1864, 1,132; 1865, 1,801; 1866, 1,926.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>The Inspector-General observes that the explanation of this
+increase &ldquo;is to be found in the fact that soldiers who
+formerly were summarily convicted and sentenced to short periods
+of imprisonment in regimental cells by their commanding officers
+for drunkenness are now tried by court-martial and sentenced to
+imprisonment in a military prison.&rdquo;&nbsp; But precisely the
+same explanation was given, in the report for the preceding year,
+of the increase of the committals in 1865 over those in
+1864.&nbsp; Therefore, however applicable this consideration
+might have been to a comparison with former periods when
+drunkenness was not dealt with by court-martial, it totally fails
+to account for the further increase which has occurred since the
+change was made.</p>
+<p>It must not be supposed that the 1,926 cases in the year 1866
+were cases of simple drunkenness, such as we see disposed of in
+the police-courts by a fine of five shillings.&nbsp; The offence
+was &ldquo;habitual drunkenness,&rdquo; of which there are
+several definitions in the military code; but much the largest
+portion of the committals are for having been drunk &ldquo;for
+the fourth time within 365 days.&rdquo;&nbsp; In order,
+therefore, to form a just idea of the prevalence of this vice in
+the army, we must add to the cases brought before a court-martial
+the far more numerous instances in which the offenders are
+discovered less than four times a year, and are punished by their
+commanding officers, or in which <a name="page336"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 336</span>they are not discovered at
+all.&nbsp; Drunkenness is <i>the</i> vice of the army.&nbsp; The
+state of feeling which pervaded society two generations ago still
+survives in the army.&nbsp; That species of &ldquo;good
+fellowship,&rdquo; which is only another name for mutual
+indulgence in intoxicating drink, is still in the ascendant in
+the most popular of English professions, and from this
+vantage-ground it exercises an injurious influence over the moral
+condition of the entire community.</p>
+<p>The following order, relative to the punishment of drunkenness
+in the army, as directed by the Horse Guards, has just been
+published:</p>
+<blockquote><p>&ldquo;First and second acts, admonition or
+confinement to barracks at the discretion of the commanding
+officer.&nbsp; For every subsequent act of drunkenness within
+three months of former act, 7<i>s.</i> 6<i>d.</i>; if over three
+and within six months, 5<i>s.</i>; if over six and within nine
+months, 2<i>s.</i> 6<i>d.</i>; if over nine and within twelve
+months, company entry; if over twelve months, to be treated as
+the first act.&nbsp; When the four preceding acts have been
+committed in twelve months, 2<i>s.</i> 6<i>d.</i> to be added to
+the foregoing amounts, and the <i>maximum</i> daily stoppage is
+to be 2<i>d.</i>&rdquo;</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>Drink, strong drink, is responsible for very much of the
+misery that afflicts our social state; but it is scarcely fair to
+much-abused Alcohol&mdash;a harmless spirit enough except when
+abused&mdash;to attribute to it all the ruin that flows from the
+bottle and the public-house gin-tap.&nbsp; Alcohol has enough to
+answer for; but there can be no doubt that for one victim to its
+intoxicating qualities, <a name="page337"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 337</span>two might be reckoned who have
+&ldquo;come to their deathbed&rdquo; through the various deadly
+poisons it is the publican&rsquo;s custom to mix with his diluted
+liquors to give them a fictitious strength and fire.&nbsp; Let us
+here enumerate a few of the ingredients with which the
+beer-shop-keeper re-brews his beer, and the publican
+&ldquo;doctors&rdquo; his gin and rum and whisky.</p>
+<p>As is well known, the most common way of adulterating beer is
+by means of <i>cocculus indicus</i>.&nbsp; This is known
+&ldquo;in the trade&rdquo; as &ldquo;Indian berry,&rdquo; and is
+the fruit of a plant that grows on the coast of Malabar.&nbsp; It
+is a small kidney-shaped, rough, and black-looking berry, of a
+bitter taste, and of an intoxicating or poisonous quality.&nbsp;
+It is extensively used to increase the intoxicating properties of
+the liquor.</p>
+<p>Fox-glove is a plant with large purple flowers, possessing an
+intensely bitter nauseous taste.&nbsp; It is a violent purgative
+and vomit; produces languor, giddiness, and even death.&nbsp; It
+is a poison, and is used on account of the bitter and
+intoxicating qualities it imparts to the liquor among which it is
+mixed.</p>
+<p>Green copperas, a mineral substance obtained from iron, is
+much used to give the porter a frothy top.&nbsp; The green
+copperas is supposed to give to porter in the pewter-pot that
+peculiar flavour which drinkers say is not to be tasted when the
+liquor is served in glass.</p>
+<p>Hartshorn shavings are the horns of the common male deer
+rasped or scraped down.&nbsp; They are then boiled in the worts
+of ale, and give out a substance <a name="page338"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 338</span>of a thickisk nature like jelly,
+which is said to prevent intoxicating liquor from becoming
+sour.</p>
+<p>Henbane, a plant of a poisonous nature, bearing a close
+resemblance to the narcotic poison, opium.&nbsp; It produces
+intoxication, delirium, nausea, vomiting, feverishness, and
+death, and appears chiefly to be used to increase the
+intoxicating properties of intoxicating liquors; or, in other
+words, to render them more likely to produce these effects in
+those who use these liquors.</p>
+<p>Jalap, the root of a sort of convolvulus, brought from the
+neighbourhood of Xalapa, in Mexico, and so called Jalap.&nbsp; It
+is used as a powerful purgative in medicine.&nbsp; Its taste is
+exceedingly nauseous; and is of a sweetish bitterness.&nbsp; It
+is used to prevent the intoxicating liquor from turning sour; and
+probably to counteract the binding tendency of some of the other
+ingredients.</p>
+<p>Multum is a mixture of opium and other ingredients, used to
+increase the intoxicating qualities of the liquor.</p>
+<p>Nut-galls are excrescences produced by the attacks of a small
+insect on the tender shoots of a tree which grows in Asia, Syria,
+and Persia.&nbsp; They are of a bitter taste, and are much used
+in dyeing.&nbsp; They are also used to colour or fine the
+liquor.</p>
+<p>Nux vomica is the seed of a plant all parts of which are of a
+bitter and poisonous nature.&nbsp; The seeds of this plant are
+found in the fruit, which is about the size of an orange.&nbsp;
+The seeds are about an inch <a name="page339"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 339</span>round and about a quarter of an inch
+thick.&nbsp; They have no smell.&nbsp; It is a violent narcotic
+acrid poison, and has been used very extensively in the
+manufacture of intoxicating ale, beer, and porter.</p>
+<p>Opium is the thickened juice of the white poppy, which grows
+most abundantly in India, though it also grows in Britain.&nbsp;
+It is the most destructive of narcotic poisons, and it is the
+most intoxicating.&nbsp; It has been most freely used in the
+manufacture of intoxicating liquors, because its very nature is
+to yield a larger quantity of intoxicating matter than any other
+vegetable.</p>
+<p>Oil of vitriol, or sulphuric acid, is a mineral poison of a
+burning nature.&nbsp; In appearance it is oily and colourless,
+and has no smell.&nbsp; It is used to increase the heating
+qualities of liquor.</p>
+<p>Potash is made from vegetables mixed with quicklime, boiled
+down in pots and burnt&mdash;the ashes remaining after the
+burning being the potash.&nbsp; It is used to prevent the beer
+souring, or to change it, if it has become sour.</p>
+<p>Quassia is the name of a tree which grows in America and the
+West Indies.&nbsp; Both the wood and the fruit are of an
+intensely bitter taste.&nbsp; It is used instead of hops to
+increase the bitter in the liquor.</p>
+<p>Wormwood is a plant or flower with downy leaves, and small
+round-headed flowers.&nbsp; The seed of this plant has bitter and
+stimulating qualities, and is used to increase the exciting and
+intoxicating qualities of liquors.</p>
+<p><a name="page340"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 340</span>Yew
+tops, the produce of the yew-tree.&nbsp; The leaves are of an
+extremely poisonous nature, and so are the tops, or berries and
+seeds.&nbsp; It is used to increase the intoxicating properties
+of the liquors.</p>
+<p>The quantities of cocculus-indicus berries, as well as of
+black extract, brought into this country for adulterating malt
+liquors, are enormous.&nbsp; The berries in question are
+ostensibly destined for the use of tanners and dyers.&nbsp; Most
+of the articles are transmitted to the consumer in their
+disguised state, or in such a form that their real nature cannot
+possibly be detected by the unwary.&nbsp; An extract, said to be
+innocent, sold in casks containing from half a cwt. to five cwt.
+by the brewers&rsquo; druggists, under the name of
+&ldquo;bittern,&rdquo; is composed of calcined sulphate of iron
+(copperas), extract of cocculus-indicus berries, extract of
+quassia and Spanish liquorice.&nbsp; This fraud constitutes by
+far the most censurable offence committed by unprincipled
+brewers.</p>
+<p>To both ale and porter an infusion of hops is added, and in
+general porter is more highly hopped than ale.&nbsp; New ale and
+porter, which are free from acid, are named mild; those which
+have been kept for some time, and in which acid is developed, are
+called hard.&nbsp; Some prefer hard beer; and to suit this taste,
+the publicans are accustomed, when necessary, to convert mild
+beer into hard by a summary and simple process, to wit, the
+addition of sulphuric acid.&nbsp; Again, others prefer mild beer;
+and the publicans, when their supply of this is low, and they
+have an abundance of old or hard beer, <a
+name="page341"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 341</span>convert the
+latter into mild, by adding to it soda, potash, carbonate of
+lime, &amp;c.&nbsp; Various other adulterations are
+practised.&nbsp; The narcotic quality of hop is replaced by
+cocculus indicus; sweetness and colour by liquorice (an innocent
+fraud); thickness by lint-seed; a biting pungency by caraway-seed
+and cayenne-pepper.&nbsp; Quassia is also said to be used, with
+the latter view.&nbsp; Treacle is likewise employed to give
+sweetness and consistency; while to give beer a frothy surface,
+sulphate of iron and alum are had recourse to.&nbsp; Such is the
+wholesome beverage of which nine-tenths of the English people
+daily partake!</p>
+<p>Nor is the more aristocratic and expensive liquid that assumes
+the name of wine exempt from the &ldquo;doctor&rsquo;s&rdquo;
+manipulations.&nbsp; Mr. Cyrus Redding, in his evidence before a
+select committee, describes the mode by which wines are made by
+manufacturers in London.&nbsp; He stated that brandy
+cowl&mdash;that is, washings of brandy-casks&mdash;colouring,
+probably made of elder-berries, logwood, salt-of-tartar,
+gum-dragon, tincture of red sanders or cudbear, were extensively
+used in preparing an article which sells as port.&nbsp; The
+entire export of port-wine is 20,000 pipes, and yet 60,000, as
+given in evidence, are annually consumed in this country.&nbsp;
+As regards champagne, the same authority says, &ldquo;In England,
+champagne has been made from white and raw sugar, crystallised
+lemon or tartaric acid, water, homemade grape-wine, or perry, and
+French brandy.&nbsp; Cochineal or strawberries have been added to
+imitate the pinks.&nbsp; Such a mixture at country balls or
+dinners <a name="page342"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+342</span>passes off very well; but no one in the habit of
+drinking the genuine wine can be deceived by the
+imposition.&nbsp; The bouquet of real champagne, which is so
+peculiar, it is repeated, cannot be imitated&mdash;it is a thing
+impossible.&nbsp; Acidity in wine was formerly corrected in this
+country by the addition of quicklime, which soon falls to the
+bottom of the cask.&nbsp; This furnished a clue to
+Falstaff&rsquo;s observation, that there was &lsquo;lime in the
+sack,&rsquo; which was a hit at the landlord, as much as to say
+his wine was little worth, having its acidity thus
+disguised.&nbsp; As to the substances used by various
+wine-doctors for flavouring wine, there seems to be no end of
+them.&nbsp; Vegetation has been exhausted, and the bowels of the
+earth ransacked, to supply trash for this quackery.&nbsp; Wines
+under the names of British madeira, port, and sherry are also
+made, the basis of which is pale salt, sugar-candy; French brandy
+and port-wine are added to favour the deception.&nbsp; So
+impudently and notoriously are the frauds avowed, that there are
+books published called <i>Publicans&rsquo; Guides</i>, and
+<i>Licensed Victuallers&rsquo; Director&rsquo;s</i>, in which the
+most infamous receipts imaginable are laid down to swindle their
+customers.&nbsp; The various docks on the Thames do not secure
+purchasers from the malpractices of dishonest dealers; in this
+many are deceived.&nbsp; It has been naturally, yet erroneously,
+imagined that wine purchased in the docks must be a pure
+article.&nbsp; Malaga sherry is constantly shipped to England for
+the real sherry of Xeres, Figueras for port, and so on.&nbsp;
+Port-wine being sent from the place of its growth to Guernsey and
+Jersey, and there reshipped, <a name="page343"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 343</span>with the original quantity tripled
+for the English market, the docks are no security.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Professor C. A. Lee, of New York, informs us that &ldquo;a
+cheap Madeira is made by extracting the oils from common whisky,
+and passing it through carbon.&nbsp; There are immense
+establishments in this city where the whisky is thus turned into
+wine.&nbsp; In some of those devoted to this branch of business,
+the whisky is rolled-in in the evening, but the wine goes out in
+the broad daylight, ready to defy the closest inspection.&nbsp; A
+grocer, after he had abandoned the nefarious traffic in
+adulterations, assured me that he had often purchased whisky one
+day of a country merchant, and before he left town sold the same
+whisky back to him turned into wine, at a profit of from 400 to
+500 per cent.&nbsp; The trade in empty wine-casks in this city
+with the Custom-house mark and certificate is immense; the same
+casks being replenished again and again, and always accompanied
+by that infallible test of genuineness, the Custom-house
+certificate.&nbsp; I have heard of a pipe being sold for twelve
+dollars.&nbsp; There is in the neighbourhood of New York an
+extensive manufactory of wine-casks, which are made so closely to
+imitate the foreign as to deceive experienced dealers.&nbsp; The
+Custom-house marks are easily counterfeited, and certificates are
+never wanting.&nbsp; I have heard,&rdquo; said Dr. Lee,
+&ldquo;dealers relate instances in which extensive stores were
+filled by these artificial wines; and when merchants from the
+country asked for genuine wines, these have been sold them as
+such, assuring them there could be no doubt of their
+purity.&nbsp; <a name="page344"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+344</span>It is believed,&rdquo; he observes, &ldquo;that the
+annual importation of what is called port-wine into the United
+States far exceeds the whole annual produce of the
+Alto-Douro.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Mr. James Forrester, an extensive grower of wines in the
+Alto-Douro and other districts of the north of Portugal, and
+another witness, stated that there was a mixture called jeropiga,
+composed of two-thirds &lsquo;must,&rsquo; or grape-juice, and
+one-third brandy, and which brandy is about twenty per cent above
+British brandy-proof, used for bringing up character in
+ports.&nbsp; He further declared that sweetening-matter, in every
+variety, and elder-berry dye, is administered for the purpose of
+colouring it and giving it a body.&nbsp; Moreover, Mr. Forrester
+testified that, by the present Portuguese law, <i>no
+unsophisticated port-wine is allowed to reach this
+country</i>.&nbsp; &ldquo;If any further colouring-matter be
+absolutely requisite by the speculator&mdash;I would not suppose
+by the merchants (for the merchants generally do not like, unless
+they are obliged, to sell very common wines, and do not like to
+have recourse to these practices)&mdash;then the elder-berry is,
+I believe, the only dye made use of in this country, and <i>costs
+an enormous lot of money</i>.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Dr. Munroe of Hull, the author of <i>The Physiological Action
+of Alcohol</i>, and other scientific works, gives evidence as
+follows of the danger attending the use of alcoholic drinks as
+medicine:</p>
+<blockquote><p>&ldquo;I will relate a circumstance which occurred
+to me some years ago, the result of which made a deep <a
+name="page345"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 345</span>impression
+on my mind.&nbsp; I was not then a teetotaler&mdash;would that I
+had been!&mdash;but I conscientiously, though erroneously,
+believed in the health-restoring properties of stout.&nbsp; A
+hard-working, industrious, God-fearing man, a teetotaler of some
+years&rsquo; standing, suffering from an abscess in his hand,
+which had reduced him very much, applied to me for advice.&nbsp;
+I told him the only medicine he required was rest; and to remedy
+the waste going on in his system, and to repair the damage done
+to his hand, he was to support himself with a bottle of stout
+daily.&nbsp; He replied, &lsquo;I cannot take it, for I have been
+some years a teetotaler.&rsquo;&nbsp; &lsquo;Well,&rsquo; I said,
+&lsquo;if you know better than the doctor, it is no use applying
+to me.&rsquo;&nbsp; Believing, as I did then, that the drink
+would really be of service to him, I urged him to take the stout
+as a medicine, which would not interfere with his pledge.&nbsp;
+He looked anxiously in my face, evidently weighing the matter
+over in his mind, and sorrowfully replied, &lsquo;Doctor, I was a
+drunken man once; I should not like to be one again.&rsquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;He was, much against his will, prevailed on to take the
+stout, and in time he recovered from his sickness.&nbsp; When he
+got well, I of course praised up the virtues of stout as a means
+of saving his life, for which he ought ever to be thankful; and
+rather lectured him on being such a fanatic (that&rsquo;s the
+word) as to refuse taking a bottle of stout daily to restore him
+to his former health.&nbsp; I lost sight of my patient for some
+months; but I am sorry to say that on one fine summer&rsquo;s
+day, when driving through one of our public <a
+name="page346"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+346</span>thoroughfares, I saw a poor, miserable, ragged-looking
+man leaning against the door of a common public-house drunk, and
+incapable of keeping an erect position.&nbsp; Even in his
+poverty, drunkenness, and misery, I discovered it was my teetotal
+patient whom I had, not so long ago, persuaded to break his
+pledge.&nbsp; I could not be mistaken.&nbsp; I had reason to know
+him well, for he had been a member of a Methodist church; an
+indefatigable Sunday-school teacher; a prayer-leader whose
+earnest appeals for the salvation of others I had often listened
+to with pleasure and edification.&nbsp; I immediately went to the
+man, and was astonished to find the change which drink in so
+short a time had worked in his appearance.&nbsp; With manifest
+surprise, and looking earnestly at the poor wretch, I said,
+&lsquo;S&mdash;, is that you?&rsquo;&nbsp; With a staggering
+reel, and clipping his words, he answered, &lsquo;Yes, it&rsquo;s
+me.&nbsp; Look at me again.&nbsp; Don&rsquo;t you know
+me?&rsquo;&nbsp; &lsquo;Yes, I know you,&rsquo; I said,
+&lsquo;and am grieved to see you in this drunken condition.&nbsp;
+I thought you were a teetotaler?&rsquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;With a peculiar grin upon his countenance, he answered,
+&lsquo;I was before I took your medicine.&rsquo;&nbsp; &lsquo;I
+am sorry to see you disgracing yourself by such conduct.&nbsp; I
+am ashamed of you.&rsquo;&nbsp; Rousing himself, as drunken
+people will at times, to extraordinary effort, he scoffingly
+replied, &lsquo;Didn&rsquo;t you send me here for my
+medicine?&rsquo; and with a delirious kind of chuckle he
+hiccupped out words I shall never forget.&nbsp; &lsquo;Doctor,
+your medicine cured my body, but it damned my soul!&rsquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Two or three of his boozing companions, hearing <a
+name="page347"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 347</span>our
+conversation, took him under their protection, and I left
+him.&nbsp; As I drove away, my heart was full of bitter
+reflections, that I had been the cause of ruining this
+man&rsquo;s prospects, not only of this world, but of that which
+is to come.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;You may rest assured I did not sleep much that
+night.&nbsp; The drunken aspect of that man haunted me, and I
+found myself weeping over the injury I had done him.&nbsp; I rose
+up early the next morning and went to his cottage, with its
+little garden in front, on the outskirts of the town, where I had
+often seen him with his wife and happy children playing about,
+but found, to my sorrow, that he had removed some time ago.&nbsp;
+At last, with some difficulty, I found him located in a low
+neighbourhood, not far distant from the public-house he had
+patronised the day before.&nbsp; Here, in such a home as none but
+the drunkard could inhabit, I found him laid upon a bed of straw,
+feverish and prostrate from the previous day&rsquo;s debauch,
+abusing his wife because she could not get him some more
+drink.&nbsp; She, standing aloof with tears in her eyes, broken
+down with care and grief, her children dirty and clothed in rags,
+all friendless and steeped in poverty!&nbsp; What a wreck was
+there!</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Turned out of the church in which he was once an
+ornament, his religion sacrificed, his usefulness marred, his
+hopes of eternity blasted, now a poor dejected slave to his
+passion for drink, without mercy and without hope!</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I talked to him kindly, reasoned with him, succoured <a
+name="page348"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 348</span>him till he
+was well, and never lost sight of him or let him have any peace
+until he had signed the <i>pledge</i> again.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;It took him some time to recover his place in the
+church; but I have had the happiness of seeing him
+restored.&nbsp; He is now more than ever a devoted worker in the
+church; and the cause of temperance is pleaded on all
+occasions.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Can you wonder, then, that I never order strong drink
+for a patient now?&rdquo;</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>One of the most terrible results of hard drinking is that kind
+of insanity that takes the name of &ldquo;delirium
+tremens;&rdquo; and its characteristic symptoms may be described
+as follows: Muscular tremors&mdash;more especially of the hands
+and of the tongue when protruded&mdash;along with complete
+sleeplessness, and delirium of a muttering, sight-seeing,
+bustling, abrupt, anxious, apprehensive kind.&nbsp; The afflicted
+patient has not the ability to follow out a train of thought, to
+explain fully an illusion or perverted sensation, or to perform
+any act correctly; for he may be one moment rational and the next
+incoherent, now conscious of his real condition and of
+surrounding realities, and then again suddenly excited by the
+most ridiculous fancies&mdash;principally of a spectral
+kind&mdash;such as strange visitors in the shape of human beings,
+devils, cats, rats, snakes, &amp;c.; or by alarming occurrences,
+such as robberies, fires, pursuits for crimes, and the
+like.&nbsp; He is easily pleased and satisfied by gentleness and
+indulgence, and much fretted and agitated by restraint and
+opposition.&nbsp; The face is generally of a pale dirty colour <a
+name="page349"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 349</span>and wearing
+an anxious expression; eyes startled but lustreless, sometimes
+considerably suffused, and the pupils not contracted unless
+considerable doses of opium have been administered, or very
+decided arachnitic symptoms have supervened; skin warm and moist,
+often perspiring copiously; tongue sometimes loaded, but
+generally pale and moist, occasionally remarkably clean; appetite
+small, but the patient will often take whatever is presented to
+him; thirst by no means urgent, and seldom or never any craving
+for spirituous liquors; urine scanty and high-coloured, and, in
+some cases which Dr. Munroe (from whose volume this description
+is derived) tested, containing a large quantity of albumen,
+which, however, disappears immediately after the paroxysm is
+over; alvine evacuations bilious and offensive; and the pulse
+generally ranges from 98 to 120, generally soft, but of various
+degrees of fulness and smallness, according to the strength of
+the patient and the stage of the affection.&nbsp; The precursory
+symptoms are by no means peculiar or pathognomonic, but common to
+many febrile affections, implicating the sensorium in the way of
+repeatedly-disturbed and sleepless nights, with perhaps more of a
+hurried and agitated manner than usual for some days
+previously.&nbsp; The paroxysm which is distinguished by the
+phenomena above described&mdash;occurring with remarkable
+uniformity, independently of age and constitution&mdash;usually
+runs its course, if uncomplicated and properly treated, on the
+second or third day, though sometimes earlier, and it seldom
+extends beyond the fifth day.&nbsp; It then terminates <a
+name="page350"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 350</span>in a
+profound natural sleep, which may continue for many hours, and
+from which, if it even lasts for six hours, the patient awakes
+weak and languid, but quite coherent.&nbsp; The casualties of the
+disease are convulsions or coma, which, if not immediately fatal,
+are apt to leave the sufferer a wreck for the remainder of
+life.</p>
+<h3><a name="page351"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+351</span>CHAPTER XXI.<br />
+<span class="GutSmall">ATTEMPTS TO ARREST IT.</span></h3>
+<p class="gutsumm"><i>The Permissive Liquors
+Bill</i>&mdash;<i>Its Advocates and their
+Arguments</i>&mdash;<i>The Drunkenness of the
+Nation</i>&mdash;<i>Temperance Facts and
+Anecdotes</i>&mdash;<i>Why the Advocates of Total Abstinence do
+not make more headway</i>&mdash;<i>Moderate
+Drinking</i>&mdash;<i>Hard Drinking</i>&mdash;<i>The Mistake
+about childish Petitioners</i>.</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">There</span> has recently appeared on the
+temperance stage a set of well-meaning gentlemen, who, could they
+have their way, though they would sweep every public-house and
+beershop from the face of the land, are yet good-natured enough
+to meet objectors to their extreme views a &ldquo;third&rdquo; if
+not &ldquo;half-way.&rdquo;&nbsp; Sir Wilfred Lawson is the
+acknowledged head and champion of the party, and its news on the
+all-important subject are summed up in a Permissive Prohibitory
+Liquor Bill.&nbsp; It may be mentioned that the said Bill was
+rejected in the House of Commons by a very large majority, and is
+therefore, for the present, shelved.&nbsp; It stands, however, as
+an expression of opinion on the part of eighty-seven members of
+parliament, backed by 3,337 petitions, more or less numerously
+signed, from various parts of the kingdom, as to what should be
+done to <a name="page352"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+352</span>check the advancing curse of drunkenness, and, as such,
+its merits may be here discussed.</p>
+<p>The Permissive Prohibitory Liquors Bill, as Sir Wilfred Lawson
+describes it, provides that no public-houses shall be permitted
+in any district, provided that two-thirds of its population agree
+that they should be dispensed with.&nbsp; If there are thirty
+thousand inhabitants of a parish, and twenty thousand of them
+should be of opinion that public-houses are a nuisance that
+should be abolished, the remaining ten thousand may grumble, but
+they must submit, and either go athirst or betake themselves to
+an adjoining and more generous parish.</p>
+<p>Sir W. Lawson, in moving the second reading of his Bill, said
+&ldquo;that no statistics were needed to convince the House of
+Commons of the amount of drunkenness, and consequent poverty and
+crime, existing in this country; and even if here and there
+drunkenness might be diminishing, that did not affect his
+argument, which rested upon the fact that drunkenness in itself
+was a fertile and admitted source of evil.&nbsp; The Bill was
+called a &lsquo;Permissive Bill;&rsquo; but had the rules of the
+House permitted, it might with truth be called a Bill for the
+Repression of Pauperism and of Crime.&nbsp; The measure was no
+doubt unpopular in the House, but it was a consolation to him
+that, although honourable members differed in opinion as to the
+efficacy of the remedy proposed, they all sympathised with the
+object its promoters had in view.&nbsp; The trouble to which he
+feared honourable members had been put during the last few <a
+name="page353"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 353</span>days in
+presenting petitions and answering letters showed the depth and
+intensity of the interest taken in the question out of
+doors.&nbsp; No less than 3,337 petitions had been presented in
+favour of the Bill.&nbsp; It would be remembered that in the
+parliament before last a bill similar in its character had been
+defeated by an overwhelming majority, all the prominent speakers
+in opposition to it at that time declaring that they based their
+hopes as to the diminution of drunkenness upon the spread of
+education.&nbsp; He agreed in that opinion, but the education, to
+be successful, must be of the right sort; and while an army of
+schoolmasters and clergyman were engaged in teaching the people
+what was good, their efforts, he feared, were greatly
+counteracted by that other army of 150,000 publicans and
+beersellers encouraging the people to drinking habits.&nbsp; All
+these dealers in drink had been licensed and commissioned by the
+Government, and were paid by results; they had, consequently, a
+direct pecuniary interest in promoting the consumption of as
+large an amount of drink as possible.&nbsp; Naturally, if a man
+entered into a trade, he wished to do as large a trade as
+possible; and he had always felt that the advocates of temperance
+did more harm than good in using hard language against the
+beersellers, when it was the law which enabled them to engage in
+the trade, which was primarily responsible for the
+result.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>The honourable member explained that the Bill did not in any
+way interfere with or touch the licensing system as at present
+existing; where it was the wish <a name="page354"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 354</span>of the inhabitants that licenses
+should be granted, licenses would continue to be granted as at
+present.&nbsp; But what the measure sought to do was, to empower
+the inhabitants of a neighbourhood, or the great majority of
+them, to vote within that neighbourhood the granting of any
+licenses at all&mdash;to crystallise public opinion, as it were,
+into law.&nbsp; The first objection that had been taken to the
+measure was, that it would be impossible to carry out prohibition
+in England; but why should that be impossible in this country
+which had been successfully carried out in America, in Canada,
+and in Nova Scotia?&nbsp; All he had to say upon the revenue
+question was, that no amount of revenue to be derived from the
+sale of intoxicating drinks should be allowed for a moment to
+weigh against the general welfare of the people; and that, if the
+present Bill were passed, such a mass of wealth would accumulate
+in the pockets of the people, that the Chancellor of the
+Exchequer would meet with no difficulty in obtaining ample funds
+for carrying on the government of the country.&nbsp; It was
+further objected that great inconvenience would be inflicted upon
+the minority by the operation of the Bill; but there, again, the
+balance of advantage and disadvantage must be looked at, and the
+convenience of the few should not be allowed to counterbalance
+the benefit that would be conferred upon the great mass of the
+people.&nbsp; Then it was said that every year there would be a
+great fight upon the question; but was not an annual moral
+contest better than nightly physical conflicts at the doors of
+the public-houses?&nbsp; The movement in favour of prohibiting <a
+name="page355"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 355</span>the sale of
+liquor had proceeded from the poor, and it had been supported by
+what he might call the aristocracy of the working-classes.&nbsp;
+He asked the House whether it would not be wise, when the future
+of this country must be in the hands of the working-classes, to
+pay some attention to their demand for a straightforward measure
+of this sort, which was intended to put an end to an acknowledged
+evil of great magnitude.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;What,&rdquo; says the <i>Times</i>, when commenting on
+Sir Wilfred Lawson&rsquo;s argument, &ldquo;would it matter to
+Sir Wilfred Lawson, or to any of the gentlemen who figure on the
+temperance platform, if all the public-houses of their districts
+were closed to-morrow?&nbsp; Their own personal comfort would be
+in no way affected; not one of them probably enters a
+public-house, except at canvassing times, from one year&rsquo;s
+end to another.&nbsp; But it would matter a great deal to those
+humbler and poorer classes of the population who make daily use
+of the public-house.&nbsp; If it were closed, their comfort would
+be most materially affected.&nbsp; A large proportion of them use
+strong liquor without abusing it, and have therefore as much
+right to it, both legal and moral, as they have to their meat or
+clothes.&nbsp; Many of them could not get through the work by
+which they gain their own and their children&rsquo;s bread
+without it; and their only means of procuring it is provided by
+the present public-house system.&nbsp; They have not usually
+capital enough to lay in for themselves a stock of liquor; and
+even if they had, this plan would be not only wasteful and
+inconvenient, <a name="page356"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+356</span>but would tempt them to commit the very crime which it
+was employed to avoid.&nbsp; They find it both cheaper and more
+comfortable to get their liquor in small quantities as they want
+it, and they can only do this at a public-house.&nbsp; Besides,
+it should not be forgotten&mdash;though well-to-do reformers are
+very apt, from their inexperience, to forget it&mdash;that to
+many of these poor people living in overcrowded, ill-ventilated,
+ill-lighted rooms, the public-house is the only place in which
+they can enjoy a quiet evening in pleasant, and perhaps
+instructive, intercourse with their neighbours after a hard
+day&rsquo;s work.&nbsp; To drive them from this genial place of
+resort would be in some cases almost as great a hardship as it
+would be to the rich man to turn him out of both private house
+and club.&nbsp; We shall perhaps be told that all this may be
+true, but that the question reduces itself to a choice of evils,
+and that, on the whole, much more misery results to the poorer
+classes from the use of the public-house than would result if
+they were deprived of it.&nbsp; But, even if we grant this for
+the sake of argument, it seems to us strangely unjust to debar
+one man forcibly from a privilege at once pleasant and profitable
+to him, simply because another abuses it.&nbsp; The injustice,
+too, is greatly heightened by the fact that those who take the
+most prominent and influential part in debarring him feel nothing
+of the suffering they inflict.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Following Sir Wilfred Lawson in the House of Commons came Mr.
+Besley, who declared that something like one hundred millions
+sterling was annually <a name="page357"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 357</span>expended in this country in
+intoxicating drinks; and in our prisons, our lunatic asylums, and
+our workhouses, large numbers of the victims of intemperate
+indulgence in those drinks were always to be found.&nbsp; Mr.
+Besley believed that the present mode of restricting the sale of
+liquors was anything but a satisfactory one.&nbsp; In this
+respect the people would be the best judges of their own
+wants&mdash;of what their own families and their own
+neighbourhoods required; and he believed that if the decision was
+placed in their hands, as it would be by this Bill, the evils of
+intoxication would be very much mitigated.&nbsp; He did not
+entertain the hope that we should ever make people sober by Act
+of Parliament, but he did believe that it was in the power of the
+Legislature to diminish the evil to a very great extent.&nbsp;
+Supposing the expenditure on intoxicating drinks were reduced
+one-half, how usefully might not the fifty millions thus saved be
+employed in the interests of the poor themselves!&nbsp; He
+believed that dwellings for the poor would be among the first
+works undertaken with that money.&nbsp; For fifty millions they
+might erect 250,000 dwellings, costing 200<i>l.</i> each, and
+this was an expenditure which would cause an increased demand for
+labour in a variety of trades.</p>
+<p>I cannot do better than wind up these brief extracts by
+reproducing the loudly-applauded objections of the Home
+Secretary, Mr. Bruce, to the Permissive Prohibitory Liquor
+Bill.</p>
+<blockquote><p>&ldquo;The most complete remedy for drunkenness
+was to be found in the cultivation among the people of a <a
+name="page358"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 358</span>better
+appreciation of their own interests, rather than in
+legislation.&nbsp; This had undoubtedly been the cause of the
+almost complete disappearance of drunkenness among the upper
+classes, coupled with an increased desire for and consequent
+supply of intellectual amusement among them.&nbsp; But, although
+education in its largest sense was the true remedy for
+drunkenness, there was no reason against the introduction of
+repressive or preventive measures in behalf of those in our
+manufacturing districts, especially that large class irregularly
+employed and often oscillating between starvation and occasional
+well-doing, to whom drunkenness was a refuge from despair.&nbsp;
+The question was, in whom should the power of restriction be
+reposed?&nbsp; Some thought in the resident ratepayers, others in
+the magistrates, and others in a body elected for the
+purpose.&nbsp; He could not say which proposal should be adopted,
+but confessed that there was some reason in the demand, that the
+number of public-houses should be uniformly regulated according
+to the population.&nbsp; He had been asked whether he would
+undertake to deal with the matter.&nbsp; To deal with the matter
+in the manner proposed by the honourable baronet would at once
+deprive some portion of the people of means of enjoyment, and the
+owners of public-houses of their property.&nbsp; That would be a
+proceeding unnecessary and unjust, because, although the admitted
+evils of drunkenness were very grievous, there was no doubt that
+public-houses, especially when well managed, really did furnish
+to a large portion of the people a means of social comfort and
+enjoyment.&nbsp; <a name="page359"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+359</span>His objection to the Bill was, that it would not only
+cause a great deal of disturbance in many parts of the country,
+but would almost inevitably cause riot.&nbsp; Certainly the
+rigorous treatment proposed by the Bill was unsuited to people
+whose only pleasures were sensuous.&nbsp; The honourable member
+proposed that a majority of two-thirds of the ratepayers of a
+borough should be able to put the Bill in operation; but in this
+proposal he ignored a large proportion of those most
+interested.&nbsp; Two-thirds of the ratepayers left much more
+than one-third of the population on the other side, and the more
+important portion of the population as regards this matter,
+because it was made up in a great measure by those who lived in
+all the discomfort of lodgings.&nbsp; Again, it was suggested
+that the settlement of the question might in each case be left to
+a majority of the population; but here, again, it might be said
+that the question would probably be decided by a majority of
+persons least interested in the question&mdash;interested, that
+was, only as regards peace and order, and careless how far the
+humbler classes of society were deprived of their pleasure.&nbsp;
+What the Legislature had to do was, not to deprive the people of
+means of innocent enjoyment, but to prevent that means being used
+to foster crime and gross self-indulgence.&rdquo;</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>However much one might feel disposed, in the main, to agree
+with Sir Wilfred Lawson and his colleagues, it is not easy to
+grant him the position he assumes at the commencement of his
+argument, that &ldquo;statistics are unnecessary.&rdquo;&nbsp; It
+is a singular fact, and one that <a name="page360"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 360</span>everyone taking an interest in the
+great and important question of the drunkenness of the nation
+must have noticed, that amongst the advocates of total-abstinence
+principles &ldquo;statistics&rdquo; invariably are regarded as
+&ldquo;unnecessary.&rdquo;&nbsp; This undoubtedly is a grave
+mistake, and one more likely than any other to cast a deeper
+shade of distrust over the minds of doubters.&nbsp; It would seem
+either that the great evil in question is so difficult of access
+in its various ramifications as to defy the efforts of the
+statistician, or else that total abstainers, as a body, are
+imbued with the conviction that the disasters arising from the
+consumption of intoxicating drinks are so enormous, and
+widespread, and universally acknowledged, that it would be a mere
+waste of time to bring forward figures in proof.&nbsp; Perhaps,
+again, the drunkard is such a very unsavoury subject, that the
+upright water-drinker, pure alike in mind and body, has a
+repugnance to so close a handling of him.&nbsp; If this last
+forms any part of the reason why the question of beer-drinking
+<i>v.</i> water-drinking should not be laid before us as fairly
+and fully as two and two can make it, the objectors may be
+referred to social subjects of a much more repulsive kind,
+concerning which many noble and large-hearted gentlemen
+courageously busy themselves, and studiously inquire into, with a
+view to representing them exactly as they are discovered.&nbsp;
+In proof of this, the reader is referred to the sections of this
+book that are devoted to the consideration of Professional
+Thieves, and of Fallen Women.</p>
+<p>There can be no question that, in a matter that so <a
+name="page361"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 361</span>nearly
+affects the domestic economy of a people, statistics are not only
+necessary but indispensable.&nbsp; No man&rsquo;s word should be
+taken for granted, where so much that is important is
+involved.&nbsp; The man may be mistaken; but there is no getting
+away from figures.&nbsp; A man, in his righteous enthusiasm, may
+exaggerate even, but a square old-fashioned 4 can never be
+exaggerated into a 5, or a positive 1 be so twisted by plausible
+argument as to falsely represent 2.&nbsp; Yet, somehow, those who
+urge even so complete a revolution in the ancient and sociable
+habit of drinking as to make it dependent on the will of Brown
+and Robinson whether their neighbour Jones shall partake of a
+pint of beer out of the publican&rsquo;s bright pewter, afford us
+no figures in support of their extreme views.</p>
+<p>Nor is this deficiency observable only in those unaccustomed
+persons who mount the platform to make verbal statements, and
+with whom the handling of large and complicated numbers might be
+found inconvenient.&nbsp; Practised writers on teetotalism
+exhibit the same carelessness.&nbsp; I have before me at the
+present moment a goodly number of total-abstinence volumes, but
+not one furnishes the desired information.&nbsp; Among my books I
+find, first, John Gough&rsquo;s <i>Orations</i>; but that able
+and fervent man, although he quotes by the score instances and
+examples that are enough to freeze the blood and make the hair
+stand on end of the horrors that arise from indulgence in
+alcoholic drinks, deals not in statistics.&nbsp; Dr. James Miller
+writes an excellent treatise on alcohol and its power; but he <a
+name="page362"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 362</span>deals in
+generalities, and not in facts that figures authenticate.&nbsp;
+Here is a volume containing a <i>Thousand Temperance Facts and
+Anecdotes</i>; but in the whole thousand, not one of either tells
+us of how many customers, on a certain evening, visited a single
+and well-used public-house, went in sober, and came out palpably
+drunk.&nbsp; It would be coming to the point, if such
+information&mdash;quite easy to obtain&mdash;was set before
+us.&nbsp; Lastly, I have the <i>Temperance
+Cyclop&aelig;dia</i>.&nbsp; Now, I thought, I am sure, in some
+shape or another, to find here what I seek; but I searched in
+vain.&nbsp; The volume in question is a bulky volume, and
+contains about seven hundred pages, in small close type.&nbsp; In
+it you may read all about the physical nature of intemperance,
+and the intellectual nature of intemperance, and of the diseases
+produced by the use of alcohol, and of the progress of
+intemperance amongst the ancient Greeks and Romans, together with
+the history and origin of the teetotal cause in America; but as
+to the number of drunkards brought before the magistrates and
+fined, or of the number of crimes shown at the time of trial to
+have been committed through drunkenness, the
+<i>Cyclop&aelig;dia</i> is dumb.&nbsp; This last is an oversight
+the more to be deplored because we very well know that if the
+said numbers were exhibited, they would make a very startling
+display.&nbsp; It may be urged that, since we already have the
+testimony of magistrates, and jail-governors, and judges, of the
+enormous amount of crime that is attributable to strong drinks,
+it is unreasonable to ask for more; but this objection <a
+name="page363"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 363</span>may be
+fairly met by the answer, that magistrates themselves, even when
+discussing the temperance question, occasionally make
+unreasonable remarks; as did a metropolitan magistrate the other
+day, who in open court declared, that &ldquo;if publicans were
+compelled to shut up their shops, there would be no further use
+for his.&rdquo;&nbsp; He must have known better.&nbsp; If it were
+as the worthy magistrate stated, it was equivalent to saying that
+teetotalers never appeared at his bar; but I think that he would
+hardly have ventured to that length.</p>
+<p>In my belief, it is the tremendous steam and effervescence of
+language indulged in by the advocates of total abstinence that
+keeps them from making more headway.&nbsp; The facts they give
+us, like the drunkard&rsquo;s grog, are generally &ldquo;hot and
+strong,&rdquo; though with very, <i>very</i> little of the sugar
+of forbearance.&nbsp; I find, for instance, in the temperance
+records before me, frequent allusion to the great number of
+drunkards who nightly are thrown out at the doors of
+public-houses where they have been passing the evening, and left
+to wallow in the kennel.&nbsp; Not only do we read of this in
+books, we have it from the mouths of preachers in the pulpit, and
+speakers on public platforms and in temperance
+lecture-halls.&nbsp; But I venture to declare that whoever
+believes anything of the kind, believes what is not true.&nbsp;
+Every man has a right to speak according to his experience; and I
+speak from mine.&nbsp; I think that I may lay claim to as
+extensive a knowledge of the ways of London&mdash;especially the
+bye and ugly ways&mdash;as almost any man; and I can positively
+say that it has never once been my <a name="page364"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 364</span>lot to witness the throwing
+(&ldquo;throwing&rdquo; is the expression) of a man from a
+public-house-door, followed by his helpless wallowing in the
+kennel.&nbsp; What is more, it was by no means necessary for me
+to witness such a hideous and disgusting spectacle to convince me
+of the evils of intemperance, and of how necessary it was to
+reform the existing laws as applying to the reckless granting of
+licenses in certain neighbourhoods.&nbsp; It is quite enough,
+more than enough, to satisfy me of what a terrible curse a
+bestial indulgence in gin and beer is, when I see a human
+creature turned helpless from the public-house, and left to
+stagger home as he best may.&nbsp; To my eyes, he is then no
+better than a pig; and if he took to wallowing in the gutter, it
+would be no more than one might expect; but he does <i>not</i>
+&ldquo;wallow in the gutter;&rdquo; and it is not necessary to
+picture him in that wretched predicament in order to bring home
+to the decent mind how terrible a bane strong drink is, or to
+shock the man already inclined to inebriation into at once
+rushing off to a teetotal club and signing the pledge.</p>
+<p>And now I must be permitted to remark that no man more than
+myself can have a higher appreciation of the efforts of those who
+make it the duty of their lives to mitigate the curse of
+drunkenness.&nbsp; What vexes me is, the wrong-headed, and not
+unfrequently the weak and ineffectual, way in which they set
+about it.&nbsp; As I view the matter, the object of the preacher
+of total abstinence is not so much the reclamation of the
+drunkard already steeped and sodden, as the deterring from
+reckless <a name="page365"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+365</span>indulgence those who are not averse to stimulative
+liquors, but are by no means drunkards.&nbsp; Therefore they
+appeal as a rule to men who are in the enjoyment of their sober
+senses, and in a condition to weigh with a steady mind the
+arguments that are brought forward to induce them to abandon
+alcoholic stimulants altogether.&nbsp; Now, it must be plain to
+these latter&mdash;sound-headed men, who drink beer, not because
+they are anxious to experience the peculiar sensations of
+intoxication, but because they conscientiously believe that they
+are the better for drinking it&mdash;it must be evident to these
+that teetotal triumphs, exhibited in the shape of converted
+drunkards, are at best but shallow affairs.&nbsp; &ldquo;Any port
+in a storm,&rdquo; is the wrecked mariner&rsquo;s motto; and no
+doubt the wretched drunkard, with his poor gin-rotted liver, and
+his palsied limbs, and his failing brain, with perhaps a touch of
+<i>delirium tremens</i> to spur him on, might be glad, indeed, to
+escape to a teetotal harbour of refuge; and it is not to be
+wondered at, if, reclaimed from the life of a beast and restored
+to humanity, he rejoices, and is anxious to publish aloud the
+glad story of his redemption.&nbsp; As a means of convincing the
+working man of the wrong he commits in drinking a pint of
+fourpenny, the upholder of total-abstinence principles delights
+to bring forth his &ldquo;brand from the burning&rdquo;&mdash;the
+reclaimed drunkard&mdash;and get him, with a glibness that
+repetition insures, to detail the particulars of his previous
+horrible existence&mdash;how he drank, how he swore, how he
+blasphemed, how he broke up his home, and brutally ill-treated
+his wife and children.&nbsp; All this, that <a
+name="page366"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 366</span>he may
+presently arrive at the climax, and say, &ldquo;This I have been,
+and <i>now</i> look at me!&nbsp; I have a black coat instead of a
+ragged fustian jacket; my shirt-collar is whiter and more rigid
+in its purity even than your own.&nbsp; See what teetotalism has
+done for me, and adopt the course I adopted, and sign the
+pledge.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>To which the indulger in moderate and honest four-penny
+replies, &ldquo;I see exactly what teetotalism has done for you,
+and you can&rsquo;t be too grateful for it; but there is no
+demand for it to do so much for me.&nbsp; If I was afire, as you
+say that you once were, and blazing in the consuming flames of
+drunkenness,&mdash;to use your own powerful language&mdash;no
+doubt I should be as glad as you were to leap into the first
+water-tank that presented itself.&nbsp; But I am not blazing and
+consuming.&nbsp; I am no more than comfortably warm under the
+influence of the pint of beer I have just partaken of; and though
+I am glad indeed to see <i>you</i> in the tank, if you have no
+objection, I will for the present keep outside of it.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>Again, from the tone adopted by certain total-abstinence
+professors, people who are compelled to take such matters on
+hearsay&mdash;the very people, by the way, who would be most
+likely, &ldquo;for his good,&rdquo; to join the majority of
+two-thirds that is to shut up taverns&mdash;would be made to
+believe that those who frequent the public-house are drunkards as
+a rule; that though occasionally a few, who have not at present
+dipped very deep in the hideous vice, may be discovered in the
+parlour and the taproom bemusing themselves over their beer, the
+tavern is essentially the resort of the man whose <a
+name="page367"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 367</span>deliberate
+aim and intention is to drink until be is tipsy, and who does do
+so.&nbsp; The moderate man&mdash;the individual who is in the
+habit of adjourning to the decent tavern-parlour, which is his
+&ldquo;club,&rdquo; to pass away an hour before supper-time with
+a pipe and a pint of ale and harmless chat with his
+friends&mdash;is well aware of this exaggerated view of his
+doings; and it is hardly calculated to soften his heart towards
+those who would &ldquo;reform&rdquo; him, or incline him to
+listen with any amount of patience to their arguments.&nbsp; He
+feels indignant, knowing the imputation to be untrue.&nbsp; He is
+not a drunkard, and he has no sympathy with drunkards.&nbsp; Nay,
+he would be as forward as his teetotal detractor, and quite as
+earnest, in persuading the wretched reckless swiller of beer and
+gin to renounce his bestial habit.&nbsp; It is a pity that so
+much misunderstanding and misrepresentation should exist on so
+important a feature of the matter in debate, when, with so little
+trouble, it might be set at rest.&nbsp; If public-houses are an
+evil, it must be mainly because the indolent and the sensual
+resort thither habitually for convenience of drinking until they
+are drunk.&nbsp; Is this so?&nbsp; I have no hesitation in saying
+that in the vast majority of cases it is not.&nbsp; The question
+might easily be brought to the test; and why has it not been
+done?&nbsp; Let a hundred public-houses in the metropolis be
+selected at random, and as many impartial and trustworthy men be
+deputed to keep watch on the said public-houses every night for a
+week.&nbsp; Let them make note particularly of those who are not
+dram-drinkers, but who go to the public-house <a
+name="page368"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 368</span>for the
+purpose of passing an hour or so there; let them mark their
+demeanour when they enter and again when they emerge; and I have
+no doubt that, by a large majority, the working man in search
+simply of an hour&rsquo;s evening amusement and sociable society
+will be acquitted of anything approaching sottishness, or such an
+inclination towards mere tipsiness even, as calls for the
+intervention of the Legislature.</p>
+<p>And now, while we are on the subject of statistics, and the
+peculiar influences it is the custom of the total abstainer to
+bring to bear against his erring brother the moderate drinker, I
+may mention what appears to me the highly objectionable practice
+of enlisting the cooperation of boys and girls&mdash;mere little
+children&mdash;in the interest of their cause.&nbsp; In the
+parliamentary discussion on the Permissive Prohibitory Liquor
+Bill, Colonel Jervis remarked, on the subject of the 3,337
+petitions that were presented in its support: &ldquo;I do not
+know whether the petitions that have been presented in its favour
+are properly signed; but certainly I have seen attached to one of
+those petitions which come from my neighbourhood names that I do
+not recognise.&nbsp; The signatures might, perhaps, be those of
+Sunday-school children; but I do not think that petitions from
+children should carry a Bill of this kind.&rdquo;&nbsp; Were it
+any other business but teetotal business, one might feel disposed
+to pass by as meaningless the hint conveyed in Colonel
+Jervis&rsquo;s words.&nbsp; None but those, however, who are
+conversant with the strange methods total abstainers will adopt
+to gain their ends <a name="page369"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+369</span>will be inclined to attach some weight to them.&nbsp;
+The children are a weapon of great strength in the hands of the
+teetotal.&nbsp; Almost as soon as they begin to lisp, they are
+taught sentences condemnatory of the evils that arise from an
+indulgence in strong drink; soon as they are able to write, their
+names appear on the voluminous roll of total abstainers.&nbsp; At
+their feasts and picnics they carry banners, on which is
+inscribed their determination to refrain from what they have
+never tasted; and over their sandwiches Tommy Tucker, in his
+first breeches, pledges Goody Twoshoes in a glass from the
+crystal spring, and expresses his intention of dying as he has
+lived&mdash;a total abstainer.&nbsp; I am not a bachelor, but a
+man long married, and with a &ldquo;troop of little children at
+my knee,&rdquo; as numerous, perhaps, as that which gathered
+about that of &ldquo;John Brown,&rdquo; immortalised in
+song.&nbsp; But I must confess that I do chafe against children
+of a teetotal tendency one occasionally is introduced to.&nbsp; I
+have before made allusion to a recently-published volume entitled
+<i>A Thousand Temperance Facts and Anecdotes</i>.&nbsp; This is
+the title given on the cover; the title-page, however, more
+liberally reveals the nature of its contents.&nbsp; Thereon is
+inscribed, &ldquo;One Thousand Temperance Anecdotes, Facts,
+Jokes, Biddies, Puns, and Smart Sayings; suitable for Speakers,
+Penny Readings, Recitations, &amp;c.&rdquo;&nbsp; And, to be
+sure, it is not in the least objectionable that the teetotaler
+should have his &ldquo;comic reciter;&rdquo; nor can there be a
+question as to the possibility of being as funny, as hilarious
+even, over a cup of wholesome, harmless <a
+name="page370"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 370</span>tea as over
+the grog-glass.&nbsp; But I very much doubt if any but total
+abstainers could appreciate some of the witticisms that,
+according to the book in question, occasionally issue from the
+mouths of babes and sucklings.&nbsp; Here is a sample:</p>
+<blockquote><p>&ldquo;A <span class="smcap">Child&rsquo;s
+Acumen</span>.&mdash;&lsquo;Pa, does wine make a beast of a
+man?&rsquo;</p>
+<p>&lsquo;Pshaw, child, only once in a while!&rsquo;</p>
+<p>&lsquo;Is that the reason why Mr. Goggins has on his
+sign&mdash;Entertainment for man and beast?&rsquo;</p>
+<p>&lsquo;Nonsense, child, what makes you ask?&rsquo;</p>
+<p>&lsquo;Because ma says that last night you went to
+Goggins&rsquo;s <i>a man</i>, and came back <i>a beast</i>! and
+that he entertained you.&rsquo;</p>
+<p>&lsquo;That&rsquo;s mother&rsquo;s nonsense, dear!&nbsp; Run
+out and play; papa&rsquo;s head aches!&rsquo;&rdquo;</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>I may have a preposterous aversion to a development of
+cuteness of a certain sort in children, but I must confess that
+it would not have pained me much had the above brilliant little
+anecdote concluded with a reference to something else being made
+to ache besides papa&rsquo;s head.</p>
+<p>Again: &ldquo;Two little boys attended a temperance meeting at
+Otley in Yorkshire, and signed a pledge that they should not
+touch nor give strong drink to anyone.&nbsp; On going home, their
+father ordered them to fetch some ale, and gave them a can for
+the purpose.&nbsp; They obeyed; but after getting the ale neither
+of them felt inclined to carry it; so they puzzled themselves as
+to what they could do.&nbsp; At last they hit upon an <a
+name="page371"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+371</span>expedient.&nbsp; A long broom-handle was procured, and
+slinging the can on this, each took one end of the broom-handle,
+and so conveyed the liquor home without spilling it.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>One realty cannot see what moral lesson is to be deduced from
+these two &ldquo;funny&rdquo; teetotal stories, unless it is
+intended to show that, from the lofty eminence of total
+abstinence, a child may with impunity look down upon and
+&ldquo;chaff&rdquo; and despise his beer-drinking parent.&nbsp;
+It would rather seem that too early an indulgence in teetotal
+principles is apt to have an effect on the childish mind quite
+the reverse of humanising.&nbsp; Here is still another instance
+quoted from the &ldquo;smart-saying&rdquo; pages:</p>
+<blockquote><p>&ldquo;Two poor little children attending a school
+in America, at some distance from their home, were shunned by the
+others because their father was a drunkard.&nbsp; The remainder
+at dinner-time went into the playground and ate their dinner; but
+the poor twins could only look on.&nbsp; If they approached near
+those who were eating, the latter would say, &lsquo;You go away;
+your father is a drunkard.&rsquo;&nbsp; But they were soon taught
+to behave otherwise; and then it was gratifying to see how
+delicate they were in their attention to the two little
+unfortunates.&rdquo;</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>If such contemptible twaddle enters very largely into the
+educational nourishment provided for the young abstainer, we may
+tremble for the next generation of our beer-imbibing
+species.&nbsp; It appears, moreover, that those doughty
+juveniles, when they are well trained, <a
+name="page372"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 372</span>will
+fearlessly tackle the enemy, alcohol, even when he is found
+fortified within an adult being; and very often with an amount of
+success that seems <i>almost</i> incredible.&nbsp; However, the
+veracious little book of temperance anecdotes vouches for it, and
+no more can be said.&nbsp; Here following is an affecting
+instance of how, &ldquo;once upon a time,&rdquo; a band of small
+teetotal female infants were the means of converting from the
+error of his ways a full-blown drunkard:</p>
+<blockquote><p>&ldquo;We used to furnish little boys and girls
+with pledge-books and pencils, and thus equipped, they got us
+numerous signatures.&nbsp; A man was leaning, much intoxicated,
+against a tree.&nbsp; Some little girls coming from school saw
+him there, and at once said to each other, &lsquo;What shall we
+do for him?&rsquo;&nbsp; Presently one said, &lsquo;O, I&rsquo;ll
+tell you: let&rsquo;s sing him a temperance song.&rsquo;&nbsp;
+And so they did.&nbsp; They collected round him, and struck up,
+&lsquo;Away, away with the bowl!&rsquo;&nbsp; And so on, in
+beautiful tones.&nbsp; The poor drunkard liked it, and so would
+you.&nbsp; &lsquo;Sing again, my little girls,&rsquo; said
+he.&nbsp; &lsquo;We will,&rsquo; said they, &lsquo;if you will
+sign the temperance pledge.&rsquo;&nbsp; &lsquo;No, no,&rsquo;
+said he, &lsquo;we are not at a temperance meeting; besides,
+you&rsquo;ve no pledges with you.&rsquo;&nbsp; &lsquo;Yes, we
+have, and pencils too;&rsquo; and they held them up to him.&nbsp;
+&lsquo;No, no, I won&rsquo;t sign now; but do sing to
+me!&rsquo;&nbsp; So they sang again, &lsquo;The drink
+that&rsquo;s in the drunkard&rsquo;s bowl is not the drink for
+me.&rsquo;&nbsp; &lsquo;O, do sing again!&rsquo; he said.&nbsp;
+But they were firm this time, and declared they would go away if
+he did not sign.&nbsp; &lsquo;But,&rsquo; said the poor fellow,
+striving to find an excuse, <a name="page373"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 373</span>&lsquo;you&rsquo;ve no table.&nbsp;
+How can I write without a table?&rsquo;&nbsp; At this one quiet,
+modest, pretty little creature came up timidly, with one finger
+on her lips, and said, &lsquo;You can write upon your hat, while
+we hold it for you.&rsquo;&nbsp; The man signed; and he narrated
+these facts before 1,500 children, saying, &lsquo;Thank God for
+those children!&mdash;they came to me as messengers of
+mercy.&rsquo;&rdquo;</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>It is to be hoped this affecting, not to say romantic, episode
+in the history of &ldquo;conversions,&rdquo; will not be so
+lightly read that its chief beauties will be missed.&nbsp; It
+presents a picture full of the loveliest &ldquo;bits&rdquo; that
+to be thoroughly enjoyed should be lingered over.&nbsp; First of
+all, let us take the drunkard, too &ldquo;far gone&rdquo; for
+locomotion, leaning &ldquo;against a tree.&rdquo;&nbsp; Leaning
+against a tree, with an idiotic leer on his flushed and tipsy
+face, and maybe trying to recall to his bemuddled memory the
+burden of the drinking-song that he recently heard and
+participated in in the parlour of the village alehouse.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;What shall we do with him?&rdquo;&nbsp; &ldquo;O,
+I&rsquo;ll tell you: let us sing him a temperance
+song.&rdquo;&nbsp; There you have a prime bit of the picture
+complete.&nbsp; The sot with his back to the tree, the swaying
+green boughs of which have tilted his battered hat over his left
+eye, and the band of little girls gathered in a semicircle about
+him, and rousing him to consciousness by the first thrilling note
+of &ldquo;Away, away with the bowl!&rdquo;&nbsp; The words sound
+as though they would go best with a hunting-tune, a sort of
+&ldquo;Heigh-ho, tantivy!&rdquo; and one can imagine the
+intoxicated one first of all mistaking it for that roistering
+melody, and gently snapping <a name="page374"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 374</span>his thumbs at it, he being for the
+present somewhat hampered as regards his vocal abilities.&nbsp;
+One can imagine him chuckling tipsily and snapping his
+thumbs&mdash;feebler and still more feeble as he discovers his
+error.&nbsp; It is <i>not</i> a hunting-song; it is a temperance
+ditty of the first, the purest water!&nbsp; His heart is
+touched.&nbsp; His now disengaged thumbs seek the corners of his
+eyes, and the scalding tears steal shimmering down his red-hot
+nose!&nbsp; &ldquo;Sing&mdash;sing it again!&rdquo; he
+gasps.&nbsp; But no; the artless chanters have gained a step, and
+they mean to retain it.&nbsp; &ldquo;Not till you sign the
+pledge,&rdquo; say they.&nbsp; However, he begs so hard that they
+concede to the extent of a verse and a half.&nbsp; Still he is
+obdurate; but he gradually yields, till, driven into a corner, he
+falters, &ldquo;But you have no table.&rdquo;&nbsp; Then comes
+the crowning triumph of the picture&mdash;the incident of the
+hat.&nbsp; &ldquo;You can write upon your hat&mdash;we will hold
+it for you.&rdquo;&nbsp; And the deed was done!</p>
+<p>The same volume reveals another story of so similar a kind
+that it would almost seem that the children of the first story
+had confided their miraculous experience to the children of the
+second story.</p>
+<blockquote><p>&ldquo;A <span class="smcap">Crystal-Palace
+Incident</span>.&mdash;The following pleasing incident was
+related to me by a youthful member of the choir, at the recent
+Crystal-Palace <i>f&ecirc;te</i>.&nbsp; It seems that some of the
+young choristers were amusing themselves in the grounds, and saw
+a poor man lying on the grass partially intoxicated.&nbsp; Their
+medals attracted his attention, and he began to dispute the
+motto, &ldquo;Wine is a mocker.&rdquo;&nbsp; This led to
+conversation, and the children <a name="page375"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 375</span>endeavoured to induce him to become
+an abstainer, and sang several melodies.&nbsp; One of the
+conductors was also present.&nbsp; The man seemed much affected
+during the singing, and cried, my young informant said, until he
+was quite sober.&nbsp; He confessed that he had once been a
+teetotaler for three years, during which time he had been much
+benefited; but had broken his pledge through the influence of his
+companions.&nbsp; However, he was happily prevailed upon to sign
+again, and to put down his name in a pledge-book at hand, and
+before they separated he thanked the young people heartily,
+saying, &lsquo;I did not come here expecting to sign the
+pledge.&nbsp; I shall now be able to go home to my wife and
+children and tell them; and to-morrow I shall be able to go to my
+work, instead of being at the public-house.&rsquo;&nbsp; What a
+blessing it may prove to that wife and family should the poor man
+keep to his resolution!&nbsp; Let no child despair of doing
+something towards reclaiming the drunkard, but let all endeavour,
+by loving, gentle persuasion whenever opportunity offers, to help
+to make the wretched drunkard blessed by living
+soberly.&rdquo;</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>I should be sorry indeed to &ldquo;make fun&rdquo; of any
+attempt earnestly and heartily made by anyone for a
+fellow-creature&rsquo;s good, but really there is so much that is
+of questionable sincerity in such effusions as those above
+quoted, that one feels by no means sure it is not intended as a
+joke.&nbsp; Just, for instance, take that one feature of the
+drunkard &ldquo;lying on the grass,&rdquo; and &ldquo;crying
+himself sober,&rdquo; while, led by their conductor, <a
+name="page376"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 376</span>the
+youthful members of the choir sang him all the songs they
+knew!&nbsp; Such a scene would make the fortune of a farce with
+Mr. Toole to play the tipsy man.</p>
+<h2>VI.&mdash;Betting Gamblers.</h2>
+<h3><a name="page377"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+377</span>CHAPTER XXII.<br />
+<span class="GutSmall">&ldquo;ADVERTISING TIPSTERS&rdquo; AND
+&ldquo;BETTING COMMISSIONERS.&rdquo;</span></h3>
+<p class="gutsumm"><i>The Vice of Gambling on the increase among
+the Working-classes</i>&mdash;<i>Sporting</i>
+&ldquo;<i>Specs</i>&rdquo;&mdash;<i>A</i>
+&ldquo;<i>Modus</i>&rdquo;&mdash;<i>Turf
+Discoveries</i>&mdash;<i>Welshers</i>&mdash;<i>The Vermin of the
+Betting-field</i>&mdash;<i>Their Tactics</i>&mdash;<i>The Road to
+Ruin</i>.</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">There</span> can be no doubt that the vice
+of gambling is on the increase amongst the English
+working-classes.&nbsp; Of this no better proof is afforded than
+in the modern multiplication of those newspapers specially
+devoted to matters &ldquo;sportive.&rdquo;&nbsp; Twenty years ago
+there were but three or four sporting newspapers published in
+London; now there are more than a dozen.&nbsp; It would, however,
+be unfair to regard the rapid growth of these questionable prints
+as an undoubted symptom of the deepening depravity of the
+masses.&nbsp; The fact is this: that though the national passion
+for gambling, for betting, and wagering, and the excitement of
+seeing this or that &ldquo;event&rdquo; decided, has increased of
+late, it is chiefly because <a name="page378"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 378</span>the people have much more leisure
+now than of yore.&nbsp; They must have amusement for their
+disengaged hours, and they naturally seek that for which they
+have the greatest liking.</p>
+<p>It is a comforting reflection, however, that in their sports
+and pastimes Englishmen, and especially Londoners, of the present
+generation, are less barbarous than those of the last.&nbsp;
+Setting horse-racing aside, anyone who now takes up for perusal
+the ordinary penny sporting paper will find therein nothing more
+repugnant to his sensibilities, as regards human performers, than
+records of swimming, and cricket, and running, and walking, and
+leaping; and as regards four-footed creatures, the discourse will
+be of dogs &ldquo;coursing&rdquo; or racing, or killing rats in a
+pit.&nbsp; In the present enlightened age we do not fight cocks
+and &ldquo;shy&rdquo; at hens tied to a stake at the
+Shrove-Tuesday fair; neither do we fight dogs, or pit those
+sagacious creatures to bait bulls.&nbsp; In a newspaper before
+me, not a quarter of a century old, there is a minute and graphic
+account of a bull-baiting, at which in the pride of his heart the
+owner of a bull-dog did a thing that in the present day would
+insure for him twelve months of hard labour on the treadmill, but
+which in the &ldquo;good old time&rdquo; was merely regarded as
+the act of a spirited sportsman.&nbsp; A white bull-dog,
+&ldquo;Spurt&rdquo; by name, had performed prodigies of valour
+against a bear brought before him and before a crowded
+audience.&nbsp; Finally, however, the exhausted creature bungled
+in a delicate act of the performance, and those who had bet
+against the dog exasperated its master by clapping their
+hands.&nbsp; <a name="page379"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+379</span>&ldquo;D&rsquo;ye think that he can&rsquo;t do
+it?&rdquo; roared the dog&rsquo;s owner; &ldquo;why, I&rsquo;ll
+take ten to one in twenties that he does it on three
+legs&mdash;with one foot chopped off.&rdquo;&nbsp;
+&ldquo;Done!&rdquo; somebody cried.&nbsp; Whereon the valiant
+bulldog owner called for a cleaver, and setting the left fore-paw
+of his faithful dog on the ledge of the pit, he hacked it off at
+a blow.&nbsp; Then instantly he urged the creature at the bear
+again, and, raging with pain, it at once sprang at its shaggy
+opponent and pinned it.</p>
+<p>It cannot be denied that occasionally there still appears in
+the sporting newspapers some brief account of a
+&ldquo;mill&rdquo; that has recently taken place between those
+once highly-popular gentlemen&mdash;the members of the
+&ldquo;P.R.&rdquo;&nbsp; But public interest in this department
+of &ldquo;sport&rdquo; is fast dying out; and not one reader in a
+hundred would care to wade through column after column of an
+account of how the Brompton Bison smashed the snout of the
+Bermondsey Pet; and how the latter finally gained the victory by
+battering his opponent&rsquo;s eyes until he was blind and
+&ldquo;came up groggy,&rdquo; and could not even see his man, let
+alone avoid the sledgehammer blows that were still pounding his
+unhappy ribs.&nbsp; There are left very few indeed of those
+individuals who, as &ldquo;sportsmen,&rdquo; admire
+Raw-Head-and-Bloody-Bones as master of the ceremonies.</p>
+<p>All the while, however, it is to be feared that the sporting
+newspaper of the present day reveals the existence of really more
+mischief, more substantial immorality and rascality than ever
+appeared in their pages before.&nbsp; As a quarter of a century
+since pugilism was the <a name="page380"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 380</span>main feature with the sporting
+press, now it is horse-racing; not for its sake, but for the
+convenient peg it affords to hang a bet on.&nbsp; It may be
+safely asserted that among Londoners not one in five hundred
+could mention the chief qualities a racer should possess; but
+this goes for nothing; or perhaps it might be said that it goes
+for everything.&nbsp; It is each man&rsquo;s faith in the
+ignorance of his neighbour, and his high respect for his own
+sagacity and his &ldquo;good luck,&rdquo; wherein resides the
+secret of the horse-betting mania at the present time afflicting
+the nation.</p>
+<p>As the reader will have remarked, so rapidly has the disease
+in question spread during the past few years that Government has
+at last thought fit to interpose the saving arm of the law
+between the victim and the victimiser.&nbsp; Numerous as are the
+sporting papers, and to the last degree accommodating in acting
+as mediums of communication between the ignorant people who stand
+in need of horsey counsel and the &ldquo;knowing ones&rdquo; of
+the turf who, for a small consideration, are ever ready to give
+it, it was discovered by certain bold schemers that a yet wider
+field of operation was as yet uncultivated.&nbsp; To be sure,
+what these bold adventurers meditated was contrary to law, and of
+that they were well aware, and at first acted on the careful
+Scotch maxim of not putting out their hand farther than at a
+short notice they could draw it back again.&nbsp; Success,
+however, made them audacious.&nbsp; Either the law slept, or else
+it indolently saw what they were up to and winked, till at last,
+growing each week more courageous, the new <a
+name="page381"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 381</span>gambling
+idea, that took the name of &ldquo;Spec,&rdquo; became of
+gigantic dimensions.</p>
+<p>Throughout lower London, and the shady portions of its
+suburbs, the window of almost every public-house and beer-shop
+was spotted with some notice of these &ldquo;Specs.&rdquo;&nbsp;
+There were dozens of them.&nbsp; There were the &ldquo;Deptford
+Spec,&rdquo; and the &ldquo;Lambeth Spec,&rdquo; and the
+&ldquo;Great Northern Spec,&rdquo; and the &ldquo;Derby
+Spec;&rdquo; but they all meant one and the same thing&mdash;a
+lottery, conducted on principles more or less honest, the prize
+to be awarded according to the performances of certain
+racehorses.&nbsp; All on a sudden, however, the officers of the
+law swooped down on the gambling band, and carried them, bag and
+baggage, before a magistrate to answer for their delinquency.</p>
+<p>At the examination of the first batch at Bow-street, as well
+as at their trial, much curious information was elicited.&nbsp;
+It appeared that the originator of the scheme lived at Deptford,
+and that he had pursued it for so long as six or seven years.</p>
+<p>The drawings were on Saturday nights, when the great majority
+of the working-people had received their wages, and when, it
+having been noised abroad that these lotteries were going on,
+they were likely to attend and to expend their money in the
+purchase of such of the tickets as had not been sold already.</p>
+<p>If all the tickets were not sold, a portion of each prize was
+deducted, and the holders of prizes were paid in proportion to
+the number of tickets that were sold; and, as it was impossible
+to know what number of <a name="page382"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 382</span>tickets had actually been sold, it
+could not be determined whether the distribution had or had not
+been carried out with fairness, or how much had been deducted to
+pay for expenses, and to afford a profit to the promoters of the
+concern.&nbsp; Several cabloads of tickets, result-sheets,
+&amp;c. were seized at the residences of the managers of the
+&ldquo;spec.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>There were numerous &ldquo;partners&rdquo; in the firm, and
+they were frequently at the chief&rsquo;s residence, and were
+instrumental in carrying out the lotteries.&nbsp; One or other
+was always present at the drawing of the numbers and at the
+distribution of the prizes.&nbsp; One partner was a stationer in
+the Strand, and at his shop were sold the tickets for these
+lotteries, and also what are termed the
+&ldquo;result-sheets,&rdquo; which were sold at one penny each,
+and each of which contained the results of a &ldquo;draw,&rdquo;
+setting forth which of the ticket-holders had been fortunate
+enough to draw the several prizes, and also advertising the next
+&ldquo;spec&rdquo; or lottery.&nbsp; Each of these
+&ldquo;specs&rdquo; related to a particular race, and the tickets
+were substantially alike.&nbsp; Each had on the top the words
+&ldquo;Deptford Spec,&rdquo; with a number and letter, and in the
+corner the name of a race, as &ldquo;Newmarket Handicap
+Sweep,&rdquo; &ldquo;Liverpool Grand National
+Steeplechase.&rdquo;&nbsp; In each of these there were 60,000
+subscribers, and in that for the Thousand Guineas 75,000.&nbsp;
+The prizes varied in proportion; but in one they were &pound;500
+for the first horse, &pound;300 for the second, and &pound;150
+for the third.&nbsp; Among the starters was to be divided
+&pound;500, and among the non-starters &pound;600.&nbsp; There
+were also 200 prizes of <a name="page383"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 383</span>&pound;1, and 300 prizes of
+10<i>s.</i>&nbsp; It was stated on the tickets that the prizes
+would go with the stakes, and that the result-sheets would be
+published on the Monday after the draw.&nbsp; There was also a
+stipulation that, in the event of any dispute arising, it should
+be referred to the editors of the <i>Era</i>, <i>Bell&rsquo;s
+Life</i>, and the <i>Sporting Times</i>, and the decision of the
+majority to be binding.&nbsp; If the numbers were not filled up,
+the prizes were to be reduced in proportion; with some other
+details.&nbsp; There was no printer&rsquo;s name to the tickets
+or result-sheets.</p>
+<p>The detective police-officers, in whose hands the getting-up
+of evidence for the prosecution had been intrusted, proved that,
+after they purchased their tickets, they went up the stairs in a
+public-house about a quarter to seven o&rsquo;clock.&nbsp; They
+went into the club-room, where about sixty or seventy persons had
+assembled, and where the managers of the lotteries were selling
+tickets.&nbsp; The witness purchased one, and paid a shilling for
+it.&nbsp; It had the same form as the others, and the draw was to
+be held that night.&nbsp; Someone got up and said (reading from
+several sheets of paper in his hand), &ldquo;4,200 tickets not
+sold;&rdquo; this he repeated twice.&nbsp; He then proceeded to
+read from the papers the numbers of the tickets unsold.&nbsp; The
+reading occupied about half-an-hour.&nbsp; After the numbers were
+read out, they commenced to undo a small bundle of tickets, which
+they placed upon the table.&nbsp; They fetched down some more
+bundles similar to the first, and continued undoing them until
+they had undone about a bushel.&nbsp; The tickets were all
+numbered.&nbsp; They then proceeded to place all the <a
+name="page384"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 384</span>tickets in
+a large wheel-of-fortune, after mixing them up well with a
+quantity of sand to prevent their sticking together.&nbsp; The
+wheel was a kind of barrel revolving on axles, with a hole for
+the hand.&nbsp; One of the managers asked if any gentleman had
+got a sporting paper.&nbsp; No one answered, so he produced one
+himself; he (witness) believed the <i>Sporting Life</i>.&nbsp; He
+said, &ldquo;Will any gentleman read the names of the horses for
+the Grand National?&rdquo;&nbsp; The names of the horses were
+then read out by those at the table, while tickets were drawn for
+each till all the horses were called.&nbsp; The tickets were then
+put down on the table, and the defendants proceeded to undo
+another packet.&nbsp; They undid a heap, about a quarter the bulk
+of the first lot.&nbsp; They put these into another
+wheel-of-fortune.&nbsp; Having done so, two boys about fourteen
+or fifteen years old came into the room, and after divesting
+themselves of their jackets and tucking up their sleeves, each
+went to the wheels, which were turned by some of the persons in
+the room.&nbsp; One of the managers called out the numbers of the
+tickets and the name of the horse to each prize.</p>
+<p>It need only be mentioned, in proof of the popularity enjoyed
+by these &ldquo;specs,&rdquo; that within a fortnight afterwards
+a similar scene was enacted at the same public-house.&nbsp; A
+detective went to the Bedford Arms, where he heard that a
+distribution of prizes was to be made.&nbsp; He went into the
+club-room.&nbsp; The managers were there, with about forty
+prizeholders.&nbsp; A person produced a ticket and handed it to
+one of the directors, who, after examining it, said &ldquo;All
+right,&rdquo; and paid the money&mdash;<a
+name="page385"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+385</span>405<i>l.</i>&mdash;which consisted of cheques, notes,
+and gold.&nbsp; The holder of the prize got 405<i>l.</i> for a
+500<i>l.</i> prize, it being supposed all the tickets were not
+sold, and a reduction was made in proportion.&nbsp; About forty
+prizes were given away in this manner during the evening.&nbsp;
+After the prizes were drawn, each person was asked to put
+something in the bowl for the two boys.</p>
+<p>The prisoners were committed for trial, but were lucky enough
+to escape punishment.&nbsp; For years they had been defying the
+law, and feathering their nests on the strength of the silly
+confidence reposed in them by the thousands of dupes who ran
+after their precious &ldquo;specs;&rdquo; and the sentence of the
+judge was in effect no more severe than this&mdash;it bade them
+beware how they so committed themselves for the future.&nbsp; Of
+course the released lottery-agents promised that they
+<i>would</i> beware, and doubtless they will.&nbsp; Without being
+called on to do so, they even volunteered an act of noble
+generosity.&nbsp; As before stated, the police had found in their
+possession and seized a large sum of money&mdash;fourteen hundred
+pounds.&nbsp; This the good gentlemen of the lottery suggested
+might be distributed amongst the charities of that parish their
+leader honoured with his residence, and with the Recorder&rsquo;s
+sanction, and amid the murmured plaudits of a crowded court, the
+suggestion was adopted.&nbsp; The oddest part of the business
+was, however, that the benevolent gentlemen gave away what
+didn&rsquo;t belong to them, the fourteen hundred pounds
+representing the many thousand shillings the believers in
+&ldquo;specs&rdquo; had intrusted to their keeping.&nbsp;
+However, everybody appeared <a name="page386"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 386</span>to think that the discharged
+&ldquo;speculators&rdquo; had behaved honourably, not to say
+nobly, and there the case ended.</p>
+<p>The &ldquo;spec&rdquo; bubble exploded, the police authorities
+show symptoms of bringing the machinery of the law to bear on a
+wider-spread and more insidious mischief of the same breed.&nbsp;
+With the betting infatuation there has naturally sprung up a
+swarm of knowing hungry pike ready to take advantage of it.&nbsp;
+These are the advertising tipsters, the &ldquo;turf
+prophets,&rdquo; and the &ldquo;betting
+commissioners.&rdquo;&nbsp; Driven from the streets, where for so
+long they publicly plied their trade, they have resorted to the
+cheap sporting press to make known their amiable intentions and
+desires, and the terms on which they are still willing, even from
+the sacred privacy of their homes, to aid and counsel all those
+faint-hearted ones who despair of ruining themselves soon enough
+without such friendly help.</p>
+<p>Were it not for the awful amount of misery and depravity it
+involves, it would be amusing to peruse the various styles of
+address from the &ldquo;prophet&rdquo; to the benighted, and to
+mark the many kinds of bait that are used in
+&ldquo;flat-catching,&rdquo; as the turf slang has it, as well as
+the peculiar method each fisherman has in the sort and size of
+hook he uses, and the length of line.</p>
+<p>Entitled to rank foremost in this numerous family is an
+unassuming but cheerful and confident gentleman, who frequently,
+and at an expensive length, advertises himself as the happy
+originator and proprietor of what he styles a
+&ldquo;Modus.&rdquo;&nbsp; It is described as an instrument <a
+name="page387"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 387</span>of
+&ldquo;beauty, force, and power,&rdquo; and it is, doubtless,
+only that its owner, if he kept it all to himself, and set it
+going at full blast, would undoubtedly win all the money in the
+country, and so put an end to the sport, that he is induced to
+offer participation in its working at the small equivalent of a
+few postage-stamps.&nbsp; In his modest description of his
+wonderful &ldquo;Modus,&rdquo; Mr. M. says:</p>
+<blockquote><p>&ldquo;In daily realising incomparably rich
+winnings with this Modus, another great and distinguished victory
+was very successfully achieved at Newmarket Spring Meeting.&nbsp;
+Mr. M.&rsquo;s distinguished Winning Modus, for beauty, force,
+and power, has never yet failed in clearly realising treasures of
+weekly winnings and successes.&nbsp; For this reason, this
+week&rsquo;s eminent and moneyed success was the result with this
+Modus at the Newmarket Spring Meeting.&nbsp; For acquiring an
+ascendency over any other capital-making turf discovery, either
+secret or public, it is truly marvellous.&nbsp; In fact, this
+Winning Modus never deteriorates in its character, immense
+riches, or winnings, for it is strikingly and truthfully
+infallible and never-failing.&nbsp; At any rate, it will win
+18,000<i>l.</i> or 20,000<i>l.</i> for any investor ere the final
+close of the season.&nbsp; Do not think this anywise fiction, for
+it is strict verity.&nbsp; Mr. M. takes this opportunity to
+respectfully thank his patronisers for their compliments,
+congratulations, and presents.&nbsp; It is needless to remind his
+patrons that an illustrious and rich success will easily be
+achieved at Chester next week, when Mr. M.&rsquo;s Winning Modus
+will again realise its infallible success in
+thousands.&rdquo;</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p><a name="page388"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 388</span>It is
+to be assumed that Mr. M. has already by means of his own
+&ldquo;Modus&rdquo; fished out of the risky waters of gambling a
+few of these &ldquo;18,000<i>l.</i> or 20,000<i>l.</i>&rdquo; he
+speaks so lightly of; and doubtless the reader&rsquo;s first
+reflection will be, that he should hasten to expend a trifle of
+his immense winnings in securing for himself at least as fair a
+knowledge of the English language as is possessed by a
+&ldquo;dame-school&rdquo; scholar of six years old.&nbsp; It is
+evident that Mr. M. has all the money at his command which he is
+ever likely to require, or, of course, he would not reveal his
+precious secret on such ridiculously easy terms.&nbsp; He would
+patent it, and come down heavily on any rash person who infringed
+his rights, more valuable than those that rest in Mr. Graves, or
+even Mr. Betts, the great captain of
+&ldquo;capsules.&rdquo;&nbsp; No, he has won all the money he is
+ever likely to need; indeed, how can a man ever be poor while he
+retains possession of that wonderful talismanic
+&ldquo;Modus,&rdquo; a touch of which converts a betting-book
+into a solid, substantial gold-mine?&nbsp; Still, he is exacting
+as regards the gratitude of those whom his invention
+enriches.&nbsp; It is his pride to record as many instances as
+possible of the dutiful thankfulness of his fellow-creatures, and
+as, with pity and regret, he is aware that the only earnest of a
+man&rsquo;s sincerity is that which takes the shape of the
+coinage of the realm, he is compelled, though sorely against his
+own confiding and generous nature, to attach much weight to
+thankofferings of a pecuniary nature.&nbsp; Every week he appends
+to his sketch of the working of his &ldquo;Modus&rdquo; a list of
+those <a name="page389"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+389</span>&ldquo;patronisers&rdquo; from whom he has most
+recently heard.&nbsp; It may be urged by unbelievers that in this
+there is no novelty, since from time immemorial the quacks of
+other professions have done precisely the same thing; but it must
+be admitted that this should at least be taken as proof of Mr.
+M.&rsquo;s indifference to the evil opinion of the
+censorious.&nbsp; Let us take the testimonials for the week of
+the Chester Races, which, as he says, &ldquo;are promiscuously
+selected from a vast number:&rdquo;</p>
+<blockquote><p>&ldquo;<span class="smcap">Sir</span>,&mdash;For
+distinction, honour, and fame, your marvellous winning Modus is
+worthy of its renown.&nbsp; I am happy in asserting it has won me
+4,220<i>l.</i> nett so quickly and readily this season.&nbsp;
+Accept the 200<i>l.</i> enclosed.&mdash;I am, &amp;c.</p>
+<p style="text-align: right">M. <span class="smcap">Arthur
+Porson</span>.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Mr. M. undoubtedly considers his winning Modus an
+infallible one.&nbsp; Mr. G. Melville certainly considers it is
+too.&nbsp; At any rate, Mr. Melville is the very fortunate winner
+of upwards of 6,400<i>l.</i>&nbsp; 6,400<i>l.</i> at once is a
+tangible criterion as to its great worth for procuring these
+heavy winnings.&nbsp; Mr. Melville forwards a sum of money with
+his congratulations, as a present.&nbsp; Mr. M. will please
+accept the same.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;<span class="smcap">Sir</span>,&mdash;Do me a favour in
+accepting the enclosed cheque for 50<i>l.</i>&nbsp; Through the
+instrumentality of your certainly very successful winning Modus,
+I am, to my infinite pleasure, quickly becoming a certain and
+never-failing winner of thousands; for already has its golden
+agency marvellously won me 3,400<i>l.</i></p>
+<p style="text-align: right">&ldquo;C. <span
+class="smcap">Conyers Gresham</span>.&rdquo;</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p><a name="page390"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 390</span>In
+conclusion, this benefactor of his species says: &ldquo;For this
+successful winning &lsquo;Modus,&rsquo; and its infinite riches,
+forward a stamped directed envelope, addressed Mr. M.,
+Rugby.&rdquo;&nbsp; That is all.&nbsp; Forward a directed
+envelope to Rugby, and in return you shall be placed, booted and
+spurred, on the road to infinite riches.&nbsp; If, starting as a
+beggar, you allow your head to be turned by the bewildering
+pelting of a pitiless storm of sovereigns, and ride to the devil,
+Mr. M. is not to blame.</p>
+<p>The astounding impudence of these advertising dodgers is only
+equalled by the credulity of their dupes.&nbsp; How long Mr. M.
+has presented his precious &ldquo;Modus&rdquo; to the sporting
+public through the columns of &ldquo;horsey&rdquo; newspapers, I
+cannot say; but this much is certain: that according to his
+success has been the proportion of vexation and disappointment he
+has caused amongst the geese who have trusted him.&nbsp; We are
+assured that impostors of the M. school reap golden harvests;
+that thousands on thousands weekly nibble at his baits;
+consequently thousands on thousands weekly have their silly eyes
+opened to the clumsy fraud to which they have been the
+victims.&nbsp; But M. of Rugby flourishes still; he still vaunts
+the amazing virtues, and the beauty, force, and power of his
+&ldquo;Modus,&rdquo; and brags of this week&rsquo;s eminent and
+moneyed success as though it were a matter of course.&nbsp; Mr.
+M. of Rugby is less modest than some members of his
+fraternity.&nbsp; Here is an individual who affects the
+genteel:</p>
+<blockquote><p>&ldquo;A <span
+class="smcap">Card</span>.&mdash;Private Racing
+Information!!&mdash;A gentleman who has been a breeder and owner
+of racehorses, <a name="page391"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+391</span>and now in a good commercial position, attained by
+judicious betting, enjoying rare opportunities of early
+intelligence from most successful and dangerous stables, being
+himself debarred by partnership restrictions from turf
+speculations on his own account, thinks he might utilise the
+great advantages at his disposal by leaving himself open to
+correspondence with the racing public.&nbsp; This is a genuine
+advertisement, and worth investigating.&mdash;Address, &mdash;,
+Post-office, Stafford.&nbsp; Unquestionable references.&nbsp;
+Directed envelopes.&nbsp; No &lsquo;systems&rsquo; or other
+fallacies.&rdquo;</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>It will be observed that, despite the good position attained
+by the advertiser by &ldquo;judicious betting,&rdquo; not only
+was he glad to escape from the field where his fortune was
+founded, and to take refuge in the dull jog-trot regions of
+commerce, but his &ldquo;partners&rdquo; prohibit him in future
+from collecting golden eggs from any racing mare&rsquo;s-nest
+whatsoever.&nbsp; He has made a fat pocket by the judicious
+exercise of a peculiar and difficult science he is well versed
+in; but still he is tolerated by his brother-members of the firm
+only on the distinct understanding that he never does it
+again.&nbsp; Perhaps he has grown over-rich, and the rest and
+seclusion is necessary to the complete restoration of his
+health.&nbsp; Perhaps he owes to &ldquo;Modus&rdquo;&mdash;but
+no, the retired breeder and owner of racehorses distinctly
+informs us that he has no faith in &ldquo;systems&rdquo; or other
+fallacies: &ldquo;lying excepted,&rdquo; is the amendment that at
+once occurs to the individual of common sense.</p>
+<p>Education is reckoned as a prime essential to success <a
+name="page392"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 392</span>in most
+trades; but in that of betting it would appear unnecessary, in
+order to realise a fortune for himself or his fellow-mortals,
+that an advertising tipster or betting-man should be master of
+the English language, let alone of the cardinal virtues.&nbsp;
+Here is a member of the Manchester Subscription-rooms, in
+proof:</p>
+<blockquote><p>&ldquo;George D&mdash;y, member of the Manchester
+Subscription-rooms, attends personally all the principal
+race-meetings.&nbsp; Some persons having used the above name, G.
+D. gives notice that he has not anyone betting for him, and
+anyone doing so are welshers.&rdquo;</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>Another gentleman eschews prophecy, and would throw
+&ldquo;Modus&rdquo; to the dogs, only that possibly his natural
+instincts peculiarly qualify him for knowing that to do so would
+be to cast an undeserved indignity on those respectable
+creatures.&nbsp; He goes in for &ldquo;secret
+information.&rdquo;&nbsp; He does not seek to mystify his readers
+by adopting a <i>nom-de-plume</i>, such as &ldquo;Stable
+Mouse,&rdquo; or &ldquo;Earwig,&rdquo; or &ldquo;Spy in the
+Manger.&rdquo;&nbsp; He boldly owns his identity as John &mdash;,
+of Leicester-square, London, and arrogates to himself an
+&ldquo;outsider&rdquo; that is to beat anything else in the
+field.&nbsp; &ldquo;Do not be guided,&rdquo; says this frank and
+plain-spoken sportsman&mdash;&ldquo;do not be guided by the
+betting, but back my outsider, whose name has scarcely ever been
+mentioned in the quotations, because the very clever division to
+which it belongs have put their money on so quietly that their
+secret is known to only a few.&nbsp; I am in the swim, and know
+that the horse did not start for one or two races it could have
+won easily, but has been expressly saved <a
+name="page393"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 393</span>for
+this.&nbsp; I have several other absolute certainties, and
+guarantee to be particularly successful at Chester.&nbsp; Terms:
+fourteen stamps the full meeting.&nbsp; Many of the minor events
+will be reduced to certainties; and in order to take advantage of
+it, I am willing to telegraph the very latest, without charge, to
+those who will pay me honourably from winnings; or I will invest
+any amount remitted to me, guaranteeing to telegraph before the
+race is run the full particulars.&mdash;John G.,
+Leicester-square, London.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>What a pity it is that those who flatter themselves that they
+are intellectually qualified to embark in one of the most
+hazardous and difficult ways of making money should not be at the
+pains of carefully reading and deliberating on barefaced attempts
+at imposture, such as are disclosed in the above!&nbsp; John G.
+is one of the &ldquo;clever division,&rdquo; he says.&nbsp; So
+much for his honesty, when he admits that he is in the
+&ldquo;swim&rdquo; with men who have been tampering with the same
+wonderful &ldquo;outsider,&rdquo; and so man&oelig;uvering as to
+throw dust in the eyes of unsuspecting persons.&nbsp; So much for
+the wealth and position of the &ldquo;swim,&rdquo; when John G.,
+a confessed member of it, is ready to betray his confederates for
+the small consideration of fourteenpence, or less, should you
+fall short of that amount of faith in his integrity.&nbsp; He
+will &ldquo;leave it to you, sir,&rdquo; as does the sweeper who
+clears the snow from your door, or the industrious wretch who
+brushes the dust from your coat on the racecourse.&nbsp; Or he
+will invest any sum you may feel disposed to intrust to
+him.&nbsp; There is not the least <a name="page394"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 394</span>doubt of it; and what is more, you
+may rest assured that he will invest it so as to make sure of a
+substantial return.&nbsp; How else is he to cut a respectable
+figure at Epsom or Ascot, and join the bold-faced, leather-lunged
+gang, who, with a little money-pouch slung at their side, and a
+little, a <i>very</i> little money within the pouch, elbow their
+way through the press, bawling, &ldquo;I&rsquo;ll lay&rdquo; on
+this, that, or t&rsquo;other?</p>
+<p>J. G. of Leicester-square is not the only advertising tipster
+who professes to be &ldquo;in the swim,&rdquo; and on that
+account to be in a position to act as a traitor to his friends,
+and the benefactor of the strange public.&nbsp; Here is the
+announcement of another gentleman.</p>
+<blockquote><p>&ldquo;<span class="smcap">Great
+Events</span>!&mdash;Enormous odds!!&mdash;Two horses have been
+expressly saved; and one of the best judges on the turf tells me
+they are the greatest certainties he ever knew.&nbsp; As for
+another event, it is quite at the mercy of the owner of a certain
+animal.&nbsp; I do not hesitate to say that there never was, and
+never will be, a better chance of pulling off a large stake at a
+trifling risk; for I can obtain the enormous odds of
+1,840<i>l.</i> to 1<i>l.</i>, or 920<i>l.</i> to 10<i>s.</i>, or
+460<i>l.</i> to 5<i>s.</i>; or I will send the secret for
+fourteen stamps.&rdquo;</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>Here is a Munchausen fit to shake hands with and claim as a
+brother J. G. of Leicester-square.&nbsp; He knows of a
+forthcoming race, and he likewise knows of a man who intends to
+run in it a certain horse that will hold the equine contest at
+his mercy.&nbsp; It is but reasonable to assume that the noble
+animal in question will obey the dictates of his nature, and not
+give way to weak <a name="page395"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+395</span>forbearance or foolish generosity.&nbsp; Undoubtedly,
+therefore, it will win the race; and the advertiser, if he puts
+5<i>s.</i> on it, is <i>sure</i> of bagging 460<i>l.</i>!&nbsp;
+And yet he is found competing in the same dirty field with a
+score of his kindred, clamouring for fourteenpence in
+postage-stamps.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Stable secrets! stable secrets!&rdquo; shrieks the
+&ldquo;Sporting Doctor;&rdquo; secrets so very precious that he
+cannot possibly betray them for less than fivepence each.&nbsp;
+Send fifteen stamps, and receive in return the &ldquo;true and
+certain winners of the Chester, the Derby, and the
+Oaks.&rdquo;&nbsp; The &ldquo;Sporting Doctor&rdquo; hails from a
+back-street in the Blackfriars-road.&nbsp; The
+&ldquo;Barber-poet&rdquo; of Paddington, in touching terms,
+implores his noble patrons to assist him in advising his
+fellow-creatures of the &ldquo;good things he has for
+them.&rdquo;&nbsp; &ldquo;Show my circulars to your
+friends,&rdquo; he says; &ldquo;it will be to my interest for you
+to do so.&nbsp; I will give 100<i>l.</i> to any charitable
+institution, if the advice I give is not in every instance the
+best that money can obtain.&rdquo;&nbsp; The next tipster on the
+list goes farther than this.&nbsp; He boldly avows he will
+forfeit a large sum of money unless he &ldquo;spots&rdquo; the
+identical winners &ldquo;first and second.&rdquo;&nbsp; Of
+course, nothing can be more transparent than bombast of this
+sort; but here it is in black-and-white:</p>
+<blockquote><p>&ldquo;Mr. Ben W. will forfeit 500<i>l.</i> if he
+does not send first and second for the Chester Cup.&nbsp; Send
+four stamps and stamped envelope, and promise a present, and I
+will send you the Chester Cup, Great Northern, Derby, and Oaks
+winners.&mdash;Address, &mdash;, Waterloo-road,
+London.&rdquo;</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p><a name="page396"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 396</span>Mr.
+Benjamin W.&rsquo;s suggestion of a &ldquo;promised
+present&rdquo; is, however, no novelty with the advertising
+tipster.&nbsp; Many of the fraternity ask a cash-down payment for
+the &ldquo;tip&rdquo; they send&mdash;a sum barely sufficient to
+buy them a pint of beer&mdash;professing to rely contentedly on
+the generosity of their &ldquo;patronisers,&rdquo; as Mr. Modus
+styles them.&nbsp; Occasionally are appended to the
+advertisements gentle remonstrances and reminders that the
+confidence the tipster reposed in his patroniser seems to have
+been misplaced.&nbsp; The latter is requested &ldquo;not to
+forget what is due from one gentleman, though in a humble sphere,
+to another.&rdquo;&nbsp; One gentleman becomes quite pathetic in
+an appeal of this kind:</p>
+<blockquote><p>&ldquo;The winners of Great Northern, Derby, and
+Oaks for thirteen stamps, or one event four stamps, with promise
+of present from winnings.&nbsp; Send a stamped envelope without
+delay.&nbsp; Gentlemen are requested to act honourably, and send
+me the promised percentage on the Two Thousand, for the labourer
+is worthy of his hire.&mdash;Address, &mdash; Cumberland-street,
+Chelsea, London.&rdquo;</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>Another gentleman, blessed with an amount of coolness and
+candour that should insure him a competency if every horse were
+swept off the face of the earth to-morrow, publishes the
+following; and the reader will please bear in mind that these
+various advertisements are clipped out of the sporting papers,
+and copied to the letter:</p>
+<blockquote><p>&ldquo;<span class="smcap">Take
+Notice</span>!!&mdash;I never advertise unless I am confident of
+success.&nbsp; I have now a real good thing for <a
+name="page397"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 397</span>Derby at
+100 to 1; sure to get a place, for which 25 to 1 can be
+obtained.&mdash;Enclose 1<i>s.</i> stamps and stamped addressed
+envelope, and secure this moral.&mdash;Remember Perry
+Down.&mdash;Address, H&mdash; Post-office, Reading.&rdquo;</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>It may be remarked, that everything that is highly promising
+becomes, in the slang of the advertising tipster, a
+&ldquo;moral;&rdquo; but there are two dictionary definitions of
+the term&mdash;one affecting its relation to good or bad human
+life, and the other which is described as &ldquo;the instruction
+of a fable.&rdquo;&nbsp; It is possibly in this last sense that
+the tipster uses the word.&nbsp; &ldquo;Send for my
+&lsquo;moral&rsquo; on the Great Northern Handicap,&rdquo; writes
+Mr. Wilson of Hull.&nbsp; &ldquo;It is said that the golden ball
+flies past every man once in his lifetime!&rdquo; cries
+&ldquo;Quick-sight&rdquo; of John-street, Brixton.&nbsp;
+&ldquo;See it in my moral certainty for the Derby.&nbsp; See it,
+and fail not to grasp it.&nbsp; Fourteen stamps (uncut) will
+secure it.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>This should indeed be glad news for those unfortunates whose
+vision has hitherto been gladdened in the matter of golden balls
+only by seeing them hanging in triplet above the
+pawnbroker&rsquo;s friendly door.&nbsp; Fancy being enabled to
+grasp the golden ball&mdash;the ball that is to stump out
+poverty, and send the bails of impecuniosity flying into space
+never to return, at the small cost of fourteen
+postage-stamps!&nbsp; They must be uncut, by the way, or their
+talismanic virtue will be lost.&nbsp; The worst of it is, that
+you are unable either to see it or grasp it until Quicksight sees
+and grasps your fourteen stamps; and if you should happen to miss
+the golden ball after all, it is doubtful if he would return you
+your <a name="page398"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+398</span>poor one-and-twopence as some consolation in your
+disappointment.&nbsp; He would not do this, but he would be very
+happy to give you another chance.&nbsp; His stock of
+&ldquo;golden balls&rdquo; is very extensive.&nbsp; He has been
+supplying them, or rather the chance of grasping them, at
+fourteenpence each any time during this five years, and he is
+doubtless in a position to &ldquo;keep the ball rolling&rdquo;
+(the golden ball) until all his customers are supplied.</p>
+<p>By the way, it should be mentioned, that the advertiser last
+quoted, as well as several others here instanced, terminate their
+appeals by begging the public to beware of welshers!</p>
+<p>Does the reader know what is a &ldquo;welsher&rdquo;&mdash;the
+creature against whose malpractices the sporting public are so
+emphatically warned?&nbsp; Probably he does not.&nbsp; It is
+still more unlikely that he ever witnessed a
+&ldquo;welsher&rdquo; hunt; and as I there have the advantage of
+him, it may not be out of place here to enlighten him on both
+points.&nbsp; A &ldquo;welsher&rdquo; is a person who contracts a
+sporting debt without a reasonable prospect of paying it.&nbsp;
+There is no legal remedy against such a defaulter.&nbsp; Although
+the law to a large extent countenances the practice of betting,
+and will even go the length of lending the assistance of its
+police towards keeping such order that a multitude may indulge in
+its gambling propensities comfortably, it will not recognise as a
+just debt money owing between two wagerers.&nbsp; It is merely
+&ldquo;a debt of honour,&rdquo; and the law has no machinery that
+will apply thereto.&nbsp; The consequence is, that amongst the
+betting fraternity, when a man shows himself dishonourable, <a
+name="page399"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 399</span>he is
+punished by the mob that at the time of the discovery of his
+defalcation may happen to surround him; and with a degree of
+severity according to the vindictiveness and brutality of the
+said mob.&nbsp; On the occasion of my witnessing a &ldquo;welsher
+hunt,&rdquo; I was present at the races that in the autumn of
+1868 were held in Alexandra-park at Muswell-hill.&nbsp; As the
+race for the Grand Prize was decided, looking down from the
+gallery of the stand, I observed a sudden commotion amongst the
+perspiring, bawling, leather-lunged gentry, who seek whom they
+may devour, in the betting-ring below, and presently there arose
+the magical cry of &ldquo;Welsher!&rdquo;&nbsp; I have heard the
+sudden cry of &ldquo;Fire!&rdquo; raised in the night, and
+watched its thrilling, rousing effect on the population; but that
+was as nothing compared with it.&nbsp; Instantly, and as though
+moved by one deadly hate and thirst for vengeance, a rush was
+made towards a man in a black wide-awake cap, and with the
+regular betting-man&rsquo;s pouch slung at his side, and who was
+hurrying towards the gate of the enclosure.&nbsp; &ldquo;Welsher!
+welsher!&rdquo; cried the furious mob of the ring, making at the
+poor wretch; and in an instant a dozen fists were directed at his
+head and face, and he was struck down; but he was a biggish man
+and strong, and he was quickly on his legs, to be again struck
+down and kicked and stamped on.&nbsp; He was up again, however,
+without his hat, and with his face a hideous patch of crimson,
+and hustled towards the gate, plunging like a madman to escape
+the fury of his pursuers; but the policeman blocked the way, and
+they caught him again, and some <a name="page400"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 400</span>punched at his face, while others
+tore off his clothes.&nbsp; One ruffian&mdash;I cannot otherwise
+describe him&mdash;plucked at the poor devil&rsquo;s shirt at the
+breast, and tore away a tattered handful of it, which he flung
+over to the great yelling crowd now assembled without the rails;
+another tore away his coat-sleeves, and tossed them aloft; and in
+the same way he lost his waistcoat and one of his boots.&nbsp; It
+seemed as though, if they detained him another moment, the man
+must be murdered, and so the policeman made way for him to
+escape.</p>
+<p>From the frying-pan into the fire.&nbsp; &ldquo;Welsher!
+welsher!&rdquo;&nbsp; The air rang with the hateful word, and,
+rushing from the gate, he was at once snatched at by the foremost
+men of the mouthing, yelling mob outside, who flung him down and
+punched and beat him.&nbsp; Fighting for his life, he struggled
+and broke away, and ran; but a betting-man flung his tall stool
+at him, and brought him to earth again for the twentieth time,
+and again the punching and kicking process was resumed.&nbsp; How
+he escaped from these was a miracle, but escape he did; and with
+the desperation of a rat pursued by dogs, dived into an empty
+hansom cab, and there lay crouched while fifty coward hands were
+stretched forward to drag him out, or, failing in that, to prog
+and poke at him with walking-sticks and umbrellas.&nbsp; At last,
+a mounted policeman spurred his horse forward and came to the
+rescue, keeping his steed before the place of refuge.&nbsp; Then
+the furious mob, that was not to be denied, turned on the
+policeman, and only his great courage and determination <a
+name="page401"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 401</span>saved him
+from being unhorsed and ill-treated.&nbsp; Then other police came
+up, and the poor tattered wretch, ghastly, white, and streaming
+with blood, was hauled out and dragged away insensible, with his
+head hanging and his legs trailing in the dust, amid the howling
+and horrible execrations of five thousand Englishmen.</p>
+<p>The next consideration was what to do with him.&nbsp; To
+convey him off the premises was impossible, since a space of
+nearly a quarter of a mile had to be traversed ere the outer gate
+could be reached.&nbsp; There was no &ldquo;lock-up&rdquo; at the
+new grand stand, as at Epsom and elsewhere.&nbsp; Nothing
+remained but to hustle him through a trap-door, and convey him by
+an underground route to a cellar, in which empty bottles were
+deposited.&nbsp; And grateful indeed must have been the stillness
+and the coolness of such a sanctuary after the fierce ordeal he
+had so recently undergone.&nbsp; Whether water was supplied him
+to wash his wounds, or if a doctor was sent for, is more than I
+can say.&nbsp; There he was allowed to remain till night, when he
+slunk home; and within a few days afterwards a local newspaper
+briefly announced that the &ldquo;unfortunate man, who had so
+rashly roused the fury of the sporting fraternity at Alexandra
+races, was dead&rdquo;!</p>
+<p>To a close observer of the system that rules at all great
+horseracing meetings, nothing is so remarkable as the child-like
+reliance with which the general public intrusts its bettings to
+the keeping of the &ldquo;professionals,&rdquo; who there swarm
+in attendance.&nbsp; In the case of the bettors of the
+&ldquo;ring&rdquo; they may be tolerably safe, <a
+name="page402"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 402</span>since it is
+to the interest of all that the atmosphere of that sacred
+enclosure, only to be gained at the cost of half-a-guinea or so,
+should be kept passably sweet.&nbsp; Besides, as was mentioned in
+the case of the unfortunate &ldquo;welsher&rdquo; at Alexandra
+races, the said enclosure is bounded by high railings; and the
+salutary effect of catching and killing a &ldquo;welsher&rdquo;
+is universally acknowledged.&nbsp; As regards the betting men
+themselves, it enables them to give vent to reckless ferocity
+that naturally waits on disappointed greed, while the public at
+large are impressed with the fact that strict principles of
+honour amongst gamblers really do prevail, whatever may have been
+said to the contrary.&nbsp; But at all the principal races the
+greatest number of bets, if not the largest amounts of money, are
+risked outside the magic circle.&nbsp; It is here that the
+huckster and small pedlar of the betting fraternity conjure with
+the holiday-making shoemaker or carpenter for his
+half-crown.&nbsp; For the thousandth time one cannot help
+expressing amazement that men who have to work so hard for their
+money&mdash;shrewd, hard-headed, sensible fellows as a
+rule&mdash;should part with it on so ludicrously flimsy a
+pretext.&nbsp; Here&mdash;all amongst the refreshment bustle,
+from which constantly streamed men hot from the beer and spirit
+counters&mdash;swarmed hundreds of these betting harpies; some in
+carts, but the majority of them perched on a stool, each with a
+bit of paper, on which some name was printed, stuck on his hat,
+and with a money-bag slung at his side, and a pencil and a
+handful of tickets.&nbsp; This was all.&nbsp; As often as not the
+name and address on the <a name="page403"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 403</span>betting man&rsquo;s hat or money-bag
+was vaguely expressed as &ldquo;S. Pipes, Nottingham,&rdquo; or
+&ldquo;John Brown, Oxford-street;&rdquo; and who Pipes or Brown
+was not one man in a thousand had the least idea.&nbsp; Nor did
+they inquire, the silly gulls.&nbsp; It was enough for them they
+saw a man on a stool, ostensibly a &ldquo;betting man,&rdquo;
+bawling out at the top of his great, vulgar, slangy voice what
+odds he was prepared to lay on this, that, or t&rsquo;other; and
+they flocked round&mdash;enticed by terms too good to be by any
+possibility true, if they only were cool enough to consider for a
+moment&mdash;and eagerly tendered to the rogue on the stool their
+crowns and half-crowns, receiving from the strange Mr. Pipes or
+Mr. Brown nothing in exchange but a paltry little ticket with a
+number on it.&nbsp; This, for the present, concluded the
+transaction; and off went the acceptor of the betting man&rsquo;s
+odds to see the race on which the stake depended.&nbsp; In very
+many cases the exchange of the little ticket for the money
+concluded the transaction, not only for the present, but for all
+future; for, having plucked all the gulls that could be caught,
+nothing is easier than for Pipes to exchange hats with Brown and
+to shift their places; and the pretty pair may with impunity
+renounce all responsibility, and open a book on the next race on
+the programme.&nbsp; To be sure it is hard to find patience with
+silly people who <i>will</i> walk into a well; and when they
+follow the workings of their own free will, it is scarcely too
+much to say they are not to be pitied.&nbsp; But when a cheat or
+sharper is permitted standing room that he may pursue his common
+avocation, <a name="page404"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+404</span>which is to cheat and plunder the unwary public, the
+matter assumes a slightly different complexion.</p>
+<p>Of all manner of advertising betting gamblers, however, none
+are so pernicious, or work such lamentable evil against society,
+as those who, with devilish cunning, appeal to the young and
+inexperienced&mdash;the factory lad and the youth of the
+counting-house or the shop.&nbsp; Does anyone doubt if
+horseracing has attractions for those whose tender age renders it
+complimentary to style them &ldquo;young men&rdquo;?&nbsp; Let
+him on the day of any great race convince himself.&nbsp; Let him
+make a journey on the afternoon of &ldquo;Derby-day,&rdquo; for
+instance, to Fleet-street or the Strand, where the offices of the
+sporting newspapers are situated.&nbsp; It may not be generally
+known that the proprietors of the <i>Sunday Times</i>,
+<i>Bell&rsquo;s Life</i>, and other journals of a sporting
+tendency, in their zeal to outdo each other in presenting the
+earliest possible information to the public, are at the trouble
+and expense of securing the earliest possible telegram of the
+result of a horserace, and exhibiting it enlarged on a
+broad-sheet in their shop-windows.&nbsp; Let us take the
+<i>Sunday Times</i>, for instance.&nbsp; The office of this most
+respectable of sporting newspapers is situated near the corner of
+Fleet-street, at Ludgate-hill; and wonderful is the spectacle
+there to be seen on the afternoon of the great equine contest on
+Epsom downs.&nbsp; On a small scale, and making allowance for the
+absence of the living provocatives of excitement, the scene is a
+reproduction of what at that moment, or shortly since, has taken
+place on the racecourse itself.&nbsp; Three o&rsquo;clock is <a
+name="page405"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 405</span>about the
+time the great race is run at Epsom, and at that time the
+Fleet-street crowd begins to gather.&nbsp; It streams in from the
+north, from the east, from the south.&nbsp; At a glance it is
+evident that the members of it are not idly curious merely.&nbsp;
+It is not composed of ordinary pedestrians who happen to be
+coming that way.&nbsp; Butcher-lads, from the neighbouring great
+meat-market, come bareheaded and perspiring down Ludgate-hill,
+and at a pace that tells how exclusively their eager minds are
+set on racing: all in blue working-smocks, and with the grease
+and blood of their trade adhering to their naked arms, and to
+their hob-nailed boots, and to their hair.&nbsp; Hot and
+palpitating they reach the obelisk in the middle of the road, and
+there they take their stand, with their eyes steadfastly fixed on
+that at present blank and innocent window that shall presently
+tell them of their fate.</p>
+<p>I mention the butcher-boys first, because, for some unknown
+reason, they undoubtedly are foremost in the rank of juvenile
+bettors.&nbsp; In the days when the Fleet-lane betting
+abomination as yet held out against the police authorities, and
+day after day a narrow alley behind the squalid houses there
+served as standing room for as many &ldquo;professional&rdquo;
+betting men, with their boards and money-pouches, as could crowd
+in a row, an observer standing at one end of the lane might count
+three blue frocks for one garment of any other colour.&nbsp; But
+though butcher-boys show conspicuously among the anxious
+Fleet-street rush on a Derby-day, they are not in a majority by a
+long way.&nbsp; To bet on the &ldquo;Derby&rdquo; is <a
+name="page406"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 406</span>a mania
+that afflicts all trades; and streaming up Farringdon-street may
+he seen representatives of almost every craft that practises
+within the City&rsquo;s limits.&nbsp; There is the inky
+printer&rsquo;s-boy, hot from the &ldquo;machine-room,&rdquo;
+with his grimy face and his cap made of a ream wrapper; there is
+the jeweller&rsquo;s apprentice, with his bibbed white apron,
+ruddy with the powder of rouge and borax; and the
+paper-stainer&rsquo;s lad, with the variegated splashes of the
+pattern of his last &ldquo;length&rdquo; yet wet on his ragged
+breeches; and a hundred others, all hurrying pell-mell to the one
+spot, and, in nine cases out of ten, with the guilt of having
+&ldquo;slipped out&rdquo; visible on their streaming faces.&nbsp;
+Take their ages as they congregate in a crowd of five hundred and
+more (they are expected in such numbers that special policemen
+are provided to keep the roadway clear), and it will be found
+that more than half are under the age of eighteen.&nbsp;
+Furthermore, it must be borne in mind that in the majority of
+cases a single lad represents a score or more employed in one
+&ldquo;office&rdquo; or factory.&nbsp; They cast lots who shall
+venture on the unlawful mission, and it has fallen on him.&nbsp;
+Again, and as before mentioned, the <i>Sunday Times</i> is but
+one of ten or a dozen sporting newspapers published between
+Ludgate-hill and St. Clement Danes; and in the vicinity of every
+office may be met a similar crowd.&nbsp; Let the reader bear
+these facts in mind, and he may arrive at some faint idea of the
+prevalence of the horse-gambling evil amongst the rising
+generation.</p>
+<p>The significance of these various facts is plain to the <a
+name="page407"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 407</span>advertising
+tipster, and he shapes his baits accordingly.&nbsp; He never
+fails to mention, in apprising his youthful admirers, that, in
+exchange for the last &ldquo;good thing,&rdquo; postage-stamps
+will be taken.&nbsp; Well enough the cunning unscrupulous villain
+knows that in the commercial world postage-stamps are articles of
+very common use, and that at many establishments they are dealt
+out carelessly, and allowed to lie about in drawers and desks for
+the &ldquo;common use.&rdquo;&nbsp; There is temptation ready to
+hand!&nbsp; &ldquo;Send fourteen stamps to Dodger, and receive in
+return the <i>certain</i> tip as to who will win the
+Derby.&rdquo;&nbsp; There are the stamps, and the ink, and the
+pen, and the envelope, and nothing remains but to apply them to
+the use Dodger suggests.&nbsp; It is not stealing, at least it
+does not seem like stealing, this tearing fourteen stamps from a
+sheet at which everybody in the office has access, and which will
+be replaced without question as soon as it is exhausted.&nbsp; It
+is at most only &ldquo;cribbing.&rdquo;&nbsp; What is the
+difference between writing a private note on the office paper and
+appropriating a few paltry stamps?&nbsp; It would be different if
+the fourteenpence was in hard money&mdash;a shilling and two
+penny-pieces.&nbsp; No young bookkeeper with any pretensions to
+honesty would be guilty of stealing <i>money</i> from his
+master&rsquo;s office&mdash;but a few stamps!&nbsp; Dodger knows
+this well enough, and every morning quite a bulky parcel of
+crummy-feeling letters are delivered at his residence in some
+back street in the Waterloo-road.</p>
+<p>This is the way that Dodger angles for &ldquo;flat-fish&rdquo;
+of tender age:</p>
+<blockquote><p><a name="page408"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+408</span>&ldquo;<span class="smcap">Great Results from small
+Efforts</span>!&mdash;In order to meet the requirements of those
+of humble means, W. W&mdash;n, of Tavistock-street, is prepared
+to receive small sums for investment on the forthcoming great
+events.&nbsp; Sums as low as two-and-sixpence in stamps (uncut)
+may be sent to the above address, and they will be invested with
+due regard to our patron&rsquo;s interest.&nbsp; Recollect that
+at the present time there are Real Good things in the market at
+100 to 1, and that even so small a sum put on such will return
+the speculator twelve pounds ten shillings, less ten per cent
+commission, which is Mr. W.&rsquo;s charge.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Faint heart never won a fortune!&nbsp; It is on record
+that the most renowned Leviathan of the betting world began his
+career as third-hand in a butcher&rsquo;s shop!&nbsp; He had a
+&lsquo;fancy&rsquo; for a horse, and was so strongly impressed
+with the idea that it would win, that he begged and borrowed
+every farthing he could raise, and even pawned the coat off his
+back!&nbsp; His pluck and resolution was nobly rewarded.&nbsp;
+The horse he backed was at 70 to 1, and he found himself after
+the race the owner of nearly a thousand pounds!&nbsp; Bear this
+in mind.&nbsp; There are as good fish in the sea as ever came out
+of it.&nbsp; Lose no time in forwarding fourteen stamps to Alpha,
+John-street, Nottingham; and wait the happy result.&rdquo;</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>What is this but a plain and unmistakable intimation, on the
+part of the advertising blackguard, that his dupes should
+<i>stick at nothing</i> to raise money to bet on the
+&ldquo;forthcoming great event&rdquo;?&nbsp; Pawn, beg,
+borrow&mdash;<a name="page409"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+409</span><i>anything</i>, only don&rsquo;t let the chance
+slip.&nbsp; Butcher-boys, think of the luck of your Leviathan
+craftsman, and at once take the coat off your back, or if you
+have not a garment good enough, your master&rsquo;s coat out of
+the clothes-closet, and hasten to pawn it.&nbsp; Never fear for
+the happy result.&nbsp; Long before he can miss it, you will be
+able to redeem it, besides being in a position to snap your
+fingers at him, and, if you please, to start on your own
+&ldquo;hook&rdquo; as a bookmaker.</p>
+<p>Another of these &ldquo;youths&rsquo; guide to the turf&rdquo;
+delicately points out that, if bettors will only place themselves
+in his hands, he will &ldquo;pull them through, and land them
+high and dry,&rdquo; certainly and surely, and with a handsome
+return for their investments.&nbsp; &ldquo;No knowledge of racing
+matters is requisite on the part of the investor,&rdquo; writes
+this quack; &ldquo;indeed, as in all other business affairs of
+life, &lsquo;a little knowledge is a dangerous
+thing.&rsquo;&nbsp; Better trust <i>entirely</i> to one who has
+made it the one study of his existence, and can read off the
+pedigree and doings of every horse that for the past ten years
+has run for money.&nbsp; Large investments are not
+recommended.&nbsp; Indeed, the beginner should in no case
+&lsquo;put on&rsquo; more than a half-sovereign, and as low as
+half-a-crown will often be sufficient, and in the hands of a
+practised person like the advertiser be made to go as far as an
+injudiciously invested pound or more.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>It would be interesting to know in how many instances these
+vermin of the betting-field are successful, how many of them
+there are who live by bleeding the <a name="page410"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 410</span>simple and the infatuated, and what
+sort of living it is.&nbsp; Not a very luxurious one, it would
+seem, judging from the shady quarters of the town from which the
+&ldquo;tipster&rdquo; usually hails; but then we have to bear in
+mind the venerable maxim, &ldquo;Light come, light go,&rdquo; and
+its probable application to those harpies who hanker after
+&ldquo;uncut&rdquo; stamps and receive them in thousands.&nbsp;
+That very many of them find it a game worth pursuing, there can
+be no doubt, or they would not so constantly resort to the
+advertising columns of the newspapers.&nbsp; How much mischief
+they really do, one can never learn.&nbsp; The newspaper
+announcement is, of course, but a preliminary to further
+business: you send your stamps, and what you in most cases get in
+return is not the information for which you imagined you were
+bargaining, but a &ldquo;card of terms&rdquo; of the
+tipster&rsquo;s method of doing business.&nbsp; There is nothing
+new or novel in this.&nbsp; It is an adaptation of the ancient
+dodge of the medical quack who advertises a &ldquo;certain
+cure&rdquo; for &ldquo;all the ills that flesh is heir to,&rdquo;
+on receipt of seven postage-stamps; but all that you receive for
+your sevenpence is a printed recipe for the concoction of certain
+stuffs, &ldquo;to be had only&rdquo; of the advertiser.</p>
+<p>And well would it be for the gullible public if the mischief
+done by the advertising fraternity of horse-racing quacks was
+confined to the &ldquo;fourteen uncut stamps&rdquo; they have
+such an insatiable hunger for.&nbsp; There can be no doubt,
+however, that this is but a mild and inoffensive branch of their
+nefarious profession.&nbsp; In almost every case they combine
+with the exercise <a name="page411"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+411</span>of their supernatural gift of prophecy the
+matter-of-fact business of the &ldquo;commission agent,&rdquo;
+and, if rumour whispers true, they make of it at times a business
+as infernal in its working as can well be imagined.&nbsp; They
+can, when occasion serves, be as &ldquo;accommodating&rdquo; as
+the loan-office swindler or the 60-per-cent bill-discounter, and
+a profit superior to that yielded by either of these avocations
+may be realised, and that with scarce any trouble at all.&nbsp;
+No capital is required, excepting a considerable stock of
+impudence and a fathomless fund of cold-blooded rascality.</p>
+<p>Judging from the fact that the species of villany in question
+has never yet been exposed in a police-court, it is only fair to
+imagine that it is a modern invention; on that account I am the
+more anxious to record and make public an item of evidence
+bearing on the subject that, within the past year, came under my
+own observation.</p>
+<p>It can be scarcely within the year, though, for it was at the
+time when an audacious betting gang &ldquo;squatted&rdquo; in the
+vicinity of Ludgate-hill, and, owing to some hitch in the
+law&rsquo;s machinery, they could not easily be removed.&nbsp;
+First they swarmed in Bride-lane, Fleet-street.&nbsp; Being
+compelled to &ldquo;move on,&rdquo; they migrated to a most
+appropriate site, the waste land on which for centuries stood the
+infamous houses of Field-lane and West-street, and beneath which
+flowed the filthy Fleet-ditch.&nbsp; But even this was accounted
+ground too good to be desecrated by the foot of the gambling
+blackleg, and they were one fine morning bundled off it by a
+strong body of City <a name="page412"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 412</span>police.&nbsp; After this they made a
+desperate stand on the prison side of the way in
+Farringdon-street, and for some months there remained.</p>
+<p>It was at this time that I made the acquaintance of the
+subject of the present little story.&nbsp; I had noticed him
+repeatedly, with his pale haggard face and his dull eyes, out of
+which nothing but weariness of life looked.&nbsp; He was a tall
+slim young fellow, and wore his patched and seedy clothes as
+though he had been used to better attire; and, despite the
+tell-tale shabbiness of his boots and his wretched tall black
+hat, he still clung to the respectable habit of wearing black
+kid-gloves, though it was necessary to shut his fists to hide the
+dilapidations at their finger-tips.</p>
+<p>He was not remarkable amongst the betting blackguards he
+mingled with on account of the active share he took in the
+questionable business in which they were engaged; on the
+contrary, he seemed quite out of place with them, and though
+occasionally one would patronise him with a nod, it was evident
+that he was &ldquo;nothing to them,&rdquo; either as a comrade or
+a gull to be plucked.&nbsp; He appeared to be drawn towards them
+by a fascination he could not resist, but which he deplored and
+was ashamed of.&nbsp; It was customary in those times for the
+prosperous horse-betting gambler to affect the genteel person who
+could afford to keep a &ldquo;man,&rdquo; and to press into his
+service some poor ragged wretch glad to earn a sixpence by
+wearing his master&rsquo;s &ldquo;card of terms&rdquo; round his
+neck for the inspection of any person inclined to do
+business.&nbsp; The tall shabby young fellow&rsquo;s <a
+name="page413"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 413</span>chief
+occupation consisted in wandering restlessly from one of these
+betting-card bearers to another, evidently with a view to
+comparing &ldquo;prices&rdquo; and &ldquo;odds&rdquo; offered on
+this or that horse; but he never bet.&nbsp; I don&rsquo;t believe
+that his pecuniary affairs would have permitted him, even though
+a bet as low as twopence-halfpenny might be laid.</p>
+<p>I was always on the look-out for my miserable-looking young
+friend whenever I passed that way, and seldom failed to find
+him.&nbsp; He seemed to possess for me a fascination something
+like that which horse-betting possessed for him.&nbsp; One
+afternoon, observing him alone and looking even more miserable
+than I had yet seen him, as he slouched along the miry pavement
+towards Holborn, I found means to start a conversation with
+him.&nbsp; My object was to learn who and what he was, and
+whether he was really as miserable as he looked, and whether
+there was any help for him.&nbsp; I was prepared to exercise all
+the ingenuity at my command to compass this delicate project, but
+he saved me the trouble.&nbsp; As though he was glad of the
+chance of doing so, before we were half-way up Holborn-hill he
+turned the conversation exactly into the desired groove, and by
+the time the Tottenham-court-road was reached (he turned down
+there), I knew even more of his sad history than is here
+subjoined.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;What is the business pursuit that takes me amongst the
+betting-men?&nbsp; O no, sir, I&rsquo;m not at all astonished
+that you should ask the question; I&rsquo;ve asked it of myself
+so often, that it doesn&rsquo;t come new to me.&nbsp; I pursue <a
+name="page414"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 414</span>no
+business, sir.&nbsp; What business <i>could</i> a wretched
+scarecrow like I am pursue?&nbsp; Say that <i>I</i> am pursued,
+and you will be nearer the mark.&nbsp; Pursued by what I can
+never get away from or shake off: damn it!&rdquo;</p>
+<p>He uttered the concluding wicked word with such decisive and
+bitter emphasis, that I began to think that he had done with the
+subject; but he began again almost immediately.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I wish to the Lord I had a business pursuit!&nbsp; If
+ever a fellow was tired of his life, I am.&nbsp; Well&mdash;yes,
+I <i>am</i> a young man; but it&rsquo;s precious small
+consolation that that fact brings me.&nbsp; Hang it, no!&nbsp;
+All the longer to endure it.&nbsp; How long have I endured
+it?&nbsp; Ah, now you come to the point.&nbsp; For years, you
+think, I daresay.&nbsp; You look at me, and you think to
+yourself, &lsquo;There goes a poor wretch who has been on the
+downhill road so long that it&rsquo;s time that he came to the
+end of it, or made an end to it.&rsquo;&nbsp; There you are
+mistaken.&nbsp; Eighteen months ago I was well dressed and
+prosperous.&nbsp; I was second clerk to &mdash;, the provision
+merchants, in St. Mary Axe, on a salary of a hundred and forty
+pounds&mdash;rising twenty each year.&nbsp; Now look at me!</p>
+<p>&ldquo;You need not ask me how it came about.&nbsp; You say
+that you have seen me often in Farringdon-street with the
+betting-men, so you can give a good guess as to how I came to
+ruin, I&rsquo;ll be bound.&nbsp; Yes, sir, it was horse-betting
+that did my business.&nbsp; No, I did not walk to ruin with my
+eyes open, and because I liked the road.&nbsp; I was trapped into
+it, sir, as I&rsquo;ll be bound <a name="page415"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 415</span>scores and scores of young fellows
+have been.&nbsp; I never had a passion for betting.&nbsp; I
+declare that, till within the last two years, I never made a bet
+in my life.&nbsp; The beginning of it was, that, for the fun of
+the thing, I wagered ten shillings with a fellow-clerk about the
+Derby that was just about to come off.&nbsp; I never took any
+interest in horseracing before; but when I had made that bet I
+was curious to look over the sporting news, and to note the odds
+against the favourite.&nbsp; One unlucky day I was fool enough to
+answer the advertisement of a professional tipster.&nbsp; He
+keeps the game going still, curse him!&nbsp; You may read his
+name in the papers this morning.&nbsp; If I wasn&rsquo;t such an
+infernal coward, you know, I should kill that man.&nbsp; If I
+hadn&rsquo;t the money to buy a pistol, I ought to steal one, and
+shoot the thief.&nbsp; But, what do you think?&nbsp; I met him on
+Monday, and he chaffed me about my boots.&nbsp; It was raining at
+the time.&nbsp; &lsquo;I wish I had a pair of waterproofs like
+yours, Bobby.&nbsp; You&rsquo;ll never take cold while they let
+all the water out at the heel they take in at the
+toe!&rsquo;&nbsp; Fancy me standing <i>that</i> after the way he
+had served me!&nbsp; Fancy this too&mdash;me borrowing a shilling
+of him, and saying &lsquo;Thank you, sir,&rsquo; for it!&nbsp;
+Why, you know, I ought to be pumped on for doing it!</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Yes, I wrote to &lsquo;Robert B&mdash;y, Esq., of
+Leicester,&rsquo; and sent the half-crown&rsquo;s worth of stamps
+asked for.&nbsp; It doesn&rsquo;t matter what I got in
+return.&nbsp; Anyhow, it was something that set my mind on
+betting, and I wrote again and again.&nbsp; At first his replies
+were of a distant and business sort; but in a month or so after I
+had <a name="page416"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+416</span>written to him to complain of being misguided by him,
+he wrote back a friendly note to say that he wasn&rsquo;t at all
+surprised to hear of my little failures&mdash;novices always did
+fail.&nbsp; They absurdly attempt what they did not
+understand.&nbsp; &lsquo;Just to show you the difference,&rsquo;
+said he, &lsquo;just give me a commission to invest a pound for
+you on the Ascot Cup.&nbsp; All that I charge is seven and a half
+per cent on winnings.&nbsp; Try it just for once; a pound
+won&rsquo;t break you, and it may open your eyes to the way that
+fortunes are made.&rsquo;&nbsp; I ought to have known then, that
+either he, or somebody in London he had set on, had been making
+inquiries about me, for the other notes were sent to where mine
+were directed from&mdash;my private lodgings&mdash;but this one
+came to me at the warehouse.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Well, I sent the pound, and within a week received a
+post-office order for four pounds eight as the result of its
+investment.&nbsp; The same week I bet again&mdash;two pounds this
+time&mdash;and won one pound fifteen.&nbsp; That was over six
+pounds between Monday and Saturday.&nbsp; &lsquo;This <i>is</i>
+the way that fortunes are made,&rsquo; I laughed to myself, like
+a fool.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Well, he kept me going, I don&rsquo;t exactly recollect
+how, between Ascot and Goodwood, which is about seven weeks, not
+more.&nbsp; Sometimes I won, sometimes I lost, but, on the whole,
+I was in pocket.&nbsp; I was such a fool at last, that I was
+always for betting more than he advised.&nbsp; I&rsquo;ve got his
+letters at home now, in which he says, &lsquo;Pray don&rsquo;t be
+rash; take my advice, and bear in mind that great risks mean
+great losses, as well as great <a name="page417"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 417</span>gains, at times.&rsquo;&nbsp; Quite
+fatherly, you know!&nbsp; The infernal scoundrel!</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Well, one day there came a telegram to the office for
+me.&nbsp; I was just in from my dinner.&nbsp; It was from
+B&mdash;y.&nbsp; &lsquo;Now you may bag a hundred pounds at a
+shot,&rsquo; said he.&nbsp; &lsquo;The odds are short, but the
+result <i>certain</i>.&nbsp; Never mind the money just now.&nbsp;
+You are a gentleman, and I will trust you.&nbsp; You know that my
+motto has all along been &lsquo;Caution.&rsquo;&nbsp; Now it is
+&lsquo;Go in and win.&rsquo;&nbsp; It is <i>sure</i>.&nbsp; Send
+me a word immediately, or it may be too late; and, if you are
+wise, put a &lsquo;lump&rsquo; on it.&rsquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;That was the infernal document&mdash;the death-warrant
+of all my good prospects.&nbsp; It was the rascal&rsquo;s candour
+that deceived me.&nbsp; He had all along said, &lsquo;Be
+cautious, don&rsquo;t be impatient to launch out;&rsquo; and now
+this patient careful villain saw his chance, and advised,
+&lsquo;Go in and win.&rsquo;&nbsp; I was quite in a maze at the
+prospect of bagging a hundred pounds.&nbsp; To win that sum the
+odds were so short on the horse he mentioned, that fifty pounds
+had to be risked.&nbsp; But he said that there was <i>no</i>
+risk, and I believed him.&nbsp; I sent him back a telegram at
+once to execute the commission.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;The horse lost.&nbsp; I knew it next morning before I
+was up, for I had sent for the newspaper; and while I was in the
+midst of my fright, up comes my landlady to say that a gentleman
+of the name of B&mdash;y wished to see me.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I had never seen him before, and he seemed an easy
+fellow enough.&nbsp; He was in a terrible way&mdash;chiefly on my
+account&mdash;though the Lord only knew how much <i>he</i> <a
+name="page418"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 418</span>had lost
+over the &lsquo;sell.&rsquo;&nbsp; He had come up by express
+purely to relieve my anxiety, knowing how &lsquo;funky&rsquo;
+young gentlemen sometimes were over such trifles.&nbsp; Although
+he had really paid the fifty in hard gold out of his pocket, he
+was in no hurry for it.&nbsp; He would take my bill at two
+months.&nbsp; It would be all right, no doubt.&nbsp; He had
+conceived a liking for me, merely from my straightforward way of
+writing.&nbsp; Now that he had had the pleasure of seeing me, he
+shouldn&rsquo;t trouble himself a fig if the fifty that I owed
+him was five hundred.</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I declare to you that I knew so little about bills,
+that I didn&rsquo;t know how to draw one out; but I was mighty
+glad to be shown the way and to give it him, and thank him over
+and over again for his kindness.&nbsp; That was the beginning of
+my going to the devil.&nbsp; If I hadn&rsquo;t been a fool, I
+might have saved myself even then, for I had friends who would
+have lent or given me twice fifty pounds if I had asked them for
+it.&nbsp; But I <i>was</i> a fool.&nbsp; In the course of a day
+or two I got a note from B&mdash;y, reminding me that the way out
+of the difficulty was by the same path as I had got into one, and
+that a little judicious &lsquo;backing&rsquo; would set me right
+before even my bill fell due.&nbsp; And I was fool enough to walk
+into the snare.&nbsp; I wouldn&rsquo;t borrow to pay the fifty
+pounds, but I borrowed left and right, of my mother, of my
+brothers, on all manner of lying pretences, to follow the
+&lsquo;advice&rsquo; B&mdash;y was constantly sending me.&nbsp;
+When I came to the end of their forbearance, I did more than
+borrow; but that we won&rsquo;t speak of.&nbsp; In <a
+name="page419"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 419</span>five months
+from the beginning, I was without a relative who would own me or
+speak to me, and without an employer&mdash;cracked up,
+ruined.&nbsp; And there&rsquo;s B&mdash;y, as I said before, with
+his white hat cocked on one side of his head, and his gold
+toothpick, chaffing me about my old boots.&nbsp; What do I do for
+a living?&nbsp; Well, I&rsquo;ve told you such a precious lot, I
+may as well tell you that too.&nbsp; Where I lodge it&rsquo;s a
+&lsquo;leaving-shop,&rsquo; and the old woman that keeps it
+can&rsquo;t read or write, and I keep her &lsquo;book&rsquo; for
+her.&nbsp; That&rsquo;s how I get a bit of breakfast and supper
+and a bed to lie on.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>[Since the above was written, the police, under the energetic
+guidance of their new chief, have been making vigorous and
+successful warfare against public gamblers and gambling
+agents.&nbsp; The &ldquo;spec&rdquo; dodge has been annihilated,
+&ldquo;betting-shops&rdquo; have been entered and routed, and
+there is even fair promise that the worst feature of the bad
+business, that which takes refuge behind the specious cloak of
+the &ldquo;commission-agent,&rdquo; may be put down.&nbsp; That
+it may be so, should be the earnest wish of all right-thinking
+men, who would break down this barrier of modern and monstrous
+growth, that blocks the advancement of social purity, and causes
+perhaps more ruin and irreparable dismay than any other two of
+the Curses herein treated of.]</p>
+<h2><a name="page421"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+421</span>VII.&mdash;Waste of Charity.</h2>
+<h3>CHAPTER XXIII.<br />
+<span class="GutSmall">METROPOLITAN PAUPERISM.</span></h3>
+<p class="gutsumm"><i>Parochial Statistics</i>&mdash;<i>The
+Public hold the Purse-strings</i>&mdash;<i>Cannot the Agencies
+actually at work be made to yield greater
+results</i>?&mdash;<i>The Need of fair Rating</i>&mdash;<i>The
+heart and core of the Poor-law Difficulty</i>&mdash;<i>My
+foremost thought when I was a</i>
+&ldquo;<i>Casual</i>&rdquo;&mdash;<i>Who are most liable to
+slip</i>?&mdash;&ldquo;<i>Crank-work</i>&rdquo;&mdash;<i>The
+Utility of Labour-yards</i>&mdash;<i>Scales of
+Relief</i>&mdash;<i>What comes of breaking-up a Home</i>.</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">The</span> following is a return of the
+number of paupers (exclusive of lunatics in asylums and vagrants)
+on the last day of the fifth week of April 1869, and total of
+corresponding week in 1868:</p>
+<table>
+<tr>
+<td><p style="text-align: center">Unions and single Parishes (the
+latter marked *).</p>
+</td>
+<td colspan="4"><p style="text-align: center">Paupers.</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: center">Corresponding Total in
+1868.</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>&nbsp;</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: center">In-door.&nbsp; Adults and
+Children.</p>
+</td>
+<td colspan="2"><p style="text-align: center">Out-door.</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: center">Total 5th week Apr. 1869.</p>
+</td>
+<td><p>&nbsp;</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>&nbsp;</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: center">&nbsp;</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: center">Adults.</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: center">Children under 16.</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: center">&nbsp;</p>
+</td>
+<td><p>&nbsp;</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p><span class="smcap">West District</span>:</p>
+</td>
+<td><p>&nbsp;</p>
+</td>
+<td><p>&nbsp;</p>
+</td>
+<td><p>&nbsp;</p>
+</td>
+<td><p>&nbsp;</p>
+</td>
+<td><p>&nbsp;</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p class="gutindent">* Kensington</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">809</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">1,379</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">1,545</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">3,733</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">2,874</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p class="gutindent">Fulham</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">364</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">988</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">696</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">2,048</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">1,537</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p class="gutindent">* Paddington</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">460</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">1,004</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">660</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">2,124</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">1,846</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p class="gutindent">* Chelsea</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">702</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">896</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">744</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">2,342</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">2,272</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p class="gutindent">* St. George, Hanover-square</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">753</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">852</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">642</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">2,247</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">2,127</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p class="gutindent">* St. Margaret and St. John</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">1,131</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">1,791</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">1,313</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">4,285</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">5,742</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p class="gutindent">Westminster</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">1,101</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">749</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">558</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">2,408</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">1,874</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Total of West Dist.</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">5,320</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">7,659</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">6,158</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">19,137</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">18,272</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p><span class="smcap">North District</span>:</p>
+</td>
+<td colspan="5"><p style="text-align: right">&nbsp;</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p class="gutindent">* St. Marylebone</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">2,221</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">2,587</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">1,374</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">6,182</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">5,902</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p class="gutindent">* Hampstead</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">143</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">126</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">57</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">326</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">347</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p class="gutindent">* St. Pancras</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">2,141</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">3,915</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">2,847</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">8,903</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">8,356</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p class="gutindent">* Islington</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">909</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">1,996</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">1,590</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">4,495</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">4,792</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p class="gutindent">Hackney</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">695</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">2,909</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">2,952</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">6,556</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">5,385</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">Total of North Dist.</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">6,109</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">11,533</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">8,820</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">26,462</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">24,782</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p><span class="smcap">Central District</span>:</p>
+</td>
+<td colspan="5"><p>&nbsp;</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p class="gutindent">*St. Giles and St. George,
+Bloomsbury</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">869</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">587</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">538</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">1,994</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">2,246</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p class="gutindent">Strand</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">1,054</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">647</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">387</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">2,088</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">3,069</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p class="gutindent">Holborn</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">554</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">947</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">781</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">2 282</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">2,724</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p class="gutindent">Clerkenwell</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">713</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">999</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">642</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">2,354</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">2,863</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p class="gutindent">* St. Luke</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">965</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">1,245</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">1,045</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">3,255</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">3,165</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p class="gutindent">East London</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">838</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">1,038</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">906</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">2,782</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">2,813</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p class="gutindent">West London</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">598</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">701</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">542</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">1,841</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">1,965</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p class="gutindent">City of London</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">1,034</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">1,191</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">632</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">2,857</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">3,019</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">Total of Central D.</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">6,625</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">7,355</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">5,473</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">19,453</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">21,864</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p><span class="smcap">East District</span>:</p>
+</td>
+<td colspan="5"><p style="text-align: right">&nbsp;</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p class="gutindent">* Shoreditch</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">1,440</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">1,966</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">1,770</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">5,176</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">5,457</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p class="gutindent">* Bethnal Green</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">1,510</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">1,265</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">1,389</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">4,164</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">5,057</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p class="gutindent">Whitechapel</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">1,192</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">1,234</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">1,700</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">4,126</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">4,315</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p class="gutindent">* St. George-in-the-E.</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">1,192</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">1,585</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">1,565</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">4,342</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">3,967</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p class="gutindent">Stepney</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">1,072</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">1,600</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">1,533</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">4,205</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">4,650</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p class="gutindent">* Mile End Old Town</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">547</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">1,228</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">1,055</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">2,830</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">2,705</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p class="gutindent">Poplar</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">1,014</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">2,807</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">2,793</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">6,614</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">9,169</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">Total of East Dist.</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">7,967</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">11,685</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">11,805</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">31,457</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">35,320</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p><span class="smcap">South District</span>:</p>
+</td>
+<td colspan="5"><p style="text-align: right">&nbsp;</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p class="gutindent">St. Saviour, Southwk.</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">537</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">678</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">678</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">1,893</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">2,000</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p class="gutindent">St. Olave, Southwark</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">478</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">393</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">464</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">1,335</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">1,349</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p class="gutindent">* Bermondsey</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">712</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">554</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">752</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">2,018</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">1,860</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p class="gutindent">* St. George, Southwk.</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">660</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">1,260</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">1,646</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">3,566</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">4,120</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p class="gutindent">* Newington</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">891</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">1,450</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">1,330</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">3,671</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">3,676</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p class="gutindent">* Lambeth</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">1,503</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">2,777</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">3,401</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">7,681</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">8,369</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p class="gutindent">Wandsworth &amp; Clapham</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">887</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">1,678</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">1,439</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">4,004</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">3,876</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p class="gutindent">* Camberwell</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">865</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">1,537</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">1,492</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">3,894</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">3,360</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p class="gutindent">* Rotherhithe</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">288</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">638</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">518</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">1,444</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">1,338</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p class="gutindent">Greenwich</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">1,447</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">2,799</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">2,314</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">6,560</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">5,933</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p class="gutindent">Woolwich</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: center">&mdash;</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">2,506</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">2,173</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">4,679</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">3,110</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p class="gutindent">Lewisham</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">320</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">595</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">394</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">1,309</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">1,253</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">Total of South Dist.</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">8,588</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">16,865</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">16,601</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">42,054</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">40,244</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Total of the Metropolis</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">34,609</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">55,097</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">48,857</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">138,563</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">140,482</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+
+<div class="gapspace">&nbsp;</div>
+<p style="text-align: center">TOTAL PAUPERISM OF THE
+METROPOLIS.<br />
+(Population in 1861, 2,802,000.)</p>
+<table>
+<tr>
+<td><p style="text-align: center"><span
+class="smcap">Years</span>.</p>
+</td>
+<td colspan="2"><p style="text-align: center">Number of
+Paupers.</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: center">Total.</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>&nbsp;</p>
+</td>
+<td><p>In-door.</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: center">Out-door.</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: center">&nbsp;</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>Fifth week of April 1869</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">34,609</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">103,954</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">138,563</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>&bdquo;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;
+&bdquo;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; &bdquo; 1868</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">34,455</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">106,027</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">140,482</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>&bdquo;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;
+&bdquo;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; &bdquo; 1867</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">32,728</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">96,765</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">129,493</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p>&bdquo;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;
+&bdquo;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; &bdquo; 1866</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">30,192</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">71,372</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">101,564</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+<p>This as regards parochial charity.&nbsp; It must not be
+imagined, however, from this source alone flows all the relief
+that the nation&rsquo;s humanity and benevolence provides for the
+relief of its poor and helpless.&nbsp; Besides our parochial
+asylums there are many important charities of magnitude,
+providing a sum of at least 2,000,000<i>l.</i> a-year for the
+relief of want and suffering in London, independently of legal
+and local provision to an amount hardly calculable.&nbsp; We
+content ourselves with stating one simple fact&mdash;that all
+this charity, as now bestowed and applied, fails to accomplish
+the direct object in view.&nbsp; If the 2,000,000<i>l.</i> thus
+contributed did in some way or other suffice, in conjunction with
+other funds, to banish want and suffering from the precincts of
+the metropolis, we should have very little to say.&nbsp; But the
+fact is that, after all these incredible efforts to relieve
+distress, want and suffering are so prevalent that it might be
+fancied charity was dead amongst us.&nbsp; Now that, at any rate,
+cannot be a result in which anybody would willingly
+acquiesce.&nbsp; If the money was spent, and the poor were
+relieved, <a name="page424"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+424</span>many people probably would never trouble themselves to
+inquire any further; but though the money is spent, the poor are
+not cured of their poverty.&nbsp; In reality this very fact is
+accountable in itself for much of that accumulation of agencies,
+institutions, and efforts which our statistics expose.&nbsp; As
+has been recently remarked: &ldquo;A certain expenditure by the
+hands of a certain society fails to produce the effect
+anticipated, and so the result is a new society, with a new
+expenditure, warranted to be more successful.&nbsp; It would be a
+curious item in the account if the number and succession of fresh
+charities, year after year, could be stated.&nbsp; They would
+probably be found, like religious foundations, taking some new
+forms according to the discoveries or presumptions of the age;
+but all this while the old charities are still going on, and the
+new charity becomes old in its turn, to be followed, though not
+superseded, by a fresh creation in due time.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>If it be asked what, under such circumstances, the public can
+be expected to do, we answer, that it may really do much by easy
+inquiry and natural conclusions.&nbsp; Whenever an institution is
+supported by voluntary contributions, the contributors, if they
+did but know it, have the entire control of the establishment in
+their hands; they can stop the supplies, they hold the purse, and
+they can stipulate for any kind of information, disclosure, or
+reform at their pleasure.&nbsp; They can exact the publication of
+accounts at stated intervals, and the production of the
+balance-sheet according to any given form.&nbsp; It is at their
+discretion to insist <a name="page425"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 425</span>upon amalgamation, reorganisation,
+or any other promising measure.&nbsp; There is good reason for
+the exercise of these powers.&nbsp; We have said that all this
+charity fails to accomplish its one immediate object&mdash;the
+relief of the needy; but that is a very imperfect statement of
+the case.&nbsp; The fact is that pauperism, want, and suffering
+are rapidly growing upon us in this metropolis, and we are making
+little or no headway against the torrent.&nbsp; The
+administration of the Poor-law is as unsuccessful as that of
+private benevolence.&nbsp; Legal rates, like voluntary
+subscriptions, increase in amount, till the burden can hardly be
+endured; and still the cry for aid continues.&nbsp; Is nothing to
+be done, then, save to go on in the very course which has proved
+fruitless?&nbsp; Must we still continue giving, when giving to
+all appearances does so little good?&nbsp; It would be better to
+survey the extent and nature of agencies actually at work, and to
+see whether they cannot be made to yield greater results.</p>
+<p>Confining ourselves, however, to what chiefly concerns the
+hardly-pressed ratepayers of the metropolis, its vagrancy and
+pauperism, there at once arises the question, How can this
+enormous army of helpless ones be provided for in the most
+satisfactory manner?&mdash;This problem has puzzled the social
+economist since that bygone happy age when poor-rates were
+unknown, and the &ldquo;collector&rdquo; appeared in a form no
+more formidable than that of the parish priest, who, from his
+pulpit, exhorted his congregation to give according to their
+means, and not to forget the poor-box as they passed out.</p>
+<p><a name="page426"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 426</span>It is
+not a &ldquo;poor-box&rdquo; of ordinary dimensions that would
+contain the prodigious sums necessary to the maintenance of the
+hundred thousand ill-clad and hungry ones that, in modern times,
+plague the metropolis.&nbsp; Gradually the sum-total required has
+crept up, till, at the present time, it has attained dimensions
+that press on the neck of the striving people like the Old Man of
+the Sea who so tormented Sinbad, and threatened to strangle
+him.</p>
+<p>In London alone the cost of relief has doubled since
+1851.&nbsp; In that year the total relief amounted to
+659,000<i>l.</i>; in 1858 it had increased to 870,000<i>l.</i>;
+in 1867 to 1,180,000<i>l.</i>; and in 1868 to
+1,317,000<i>l.</i>&nbsp; The population within this time has
+increased from 2,360,000 to something like 3,100,000, the
+estimated population at the present time; so that while the
+population has increased by only 34 per cent, the cost of relief
+has exactly doubled.&nbsp; Thirteen per cent of the whole
+population of London were relieved as paupers in 1851, and in
+1868 the percentage had increased to 16.&nbsp; In 1861 the Strand
+Union had a decreasing population of 8,305, and in 1868 it
+relieved one in every five, or 20 per cent, of that
+population.&nbsp; Besides this, the cost of relief per head
+within the workhouse had much increased within the last 15
+years.&nbsp; The cost of food consumed had increased from
+2<i>s.</i> 9<i>d.</i> per head, per week, in 1853, to 4<i>s.</i>
+11<i>d.</i> in 1868; while we have the authority of Mr. Leone
+Levi for the statement that a farm-labourer expended only
+3<i>s.</i> a-week on food for himself.</p>
+<p>In 1853 the population of England and Wales was <a
+name="page427"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 427</span>in round
+numbers 18,404,000, and in 1867 21,429,000, being an increase of
+3,000,000.&nbsp; The number of paupers, exclusive of vagrants, in
+receipt of relief in England and Wales was, in 1854, 818,000, and
+in 1868 1,034,000, showing an increase of 216,000.&nbsp; The
+total amount expended in relief to the poor and for other
+purposes, county and police-rates, &amp;c., was, in 1853,
+6,854,000<i>l.</i>, and in 1867 10,905,000<i>l.</i>, showing an
+increase of 4,000,000<i>l.</i>&nbsp; This total expenditure was
+distributable under two heads.&nbsp; The amount expended in
+actual relief to the poor was, in 1853, 4,939,000<i>l.</i>, as
+against 6,959,000<i>l.</i> in 1867, being an increase of
+2,020,000<i>l.</i>&nbsp; The amount expended, on the other hand,
+for other purposes, county- and police-rates, &amp;c., was, in
+1853, 1,915,000<i>l.</i>, against 3,945,000<i>l.</i> in 1867.</p>
+<p>And now comes the vexed question, Who are the people who,
+amongst them, in the metropolis alone, contribute this great sum
+of <i>thirteen hundred thousand pounds</i>, and in what
+proportion is the heavy responsibility divided?&nbsp; This is the
+most unsatisfactory part of the whole business.&nbsp; If, as it
+really appears, out of a population of two millions and
+three-quarters there must be reckoned a hundred and forty
+thousand who from various causes are helpless to maintain
+themselves, nothing remains but to maintain them; at the same
+time it is only natural that every man should expect to
+contribute his fair share, and no more.&nbsp; But this is by no
+means the prevailing system.&nbsp; Some pay twopence; others
+tenpence, as the saying is.</p>
+<p>By an examination of the statistics as to the relative <a
+name="page428"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+428</span>contributions of the different unions, we find the
+discrepancy so great as to call for early and urgent legislation;
+and despite the many and various arguments brought to bear
+against amalgamation and equalisation, there is no other mode of
+dealing with this great and important question that appears more
+just, or more likely to lead to the wished-for result.&nbsp; That
+the reader may judge for himself of the magnitude of the
+injustice that exists under the present system will not require
+much more evidence than the following facts will supply.&nbsp;
+The metropolis is divided into five districts, and these again
+into unions to the number of six-and-thirty, many of which in
+their principal characteristics differ greatly from each
+other.&nbsp; We find the West and Central Districts relieve each
+between 19,000 and 20,000 poor, the Eastern District about
+32,000, and the North District some 27,000; but the Southern
+District by far exceeds the rest, as the report states that there
+are in receipt of relief no less than 43,000 paupers.&nbsp; These
+bare statistics, however, though they may appear at first sight
+to affect the question, do not influence it so much as might be
+imagined; the weight of the burden is determined by the
+proportion that the property on which the poor-rate is levied
+bears to the expenditure in the different unions.&nbsp; For
+example, St. George&rsquo;s, Hanover-square, contributes about
+the same amount (viz. 30,000<i>l.</i>) to the relief of paupers
+as St. George&rsquo;s-in-the-East; but take into consideration
+the fact that the western union contains a population of about
+90,000, and property at the ratable value of <a
+name="page429"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 429</span>nearly
+1,000,000<i>l.</i>, and the eastern union has less than 50,000
+inhabitants, and the estimated value of the property is only
+180,000<i>l.</i>; the consequence is that the poor-rate in one
+union is upwards of five times heavier than the other, being
+8<i>d.</i> in the pound in St. George&rsquo;s, Hanover-square,
+and no less than 3<i>s.</i> 5&frac34;<i>d.</i> in St.
+George&rsquo;s-in-the-East.&nbsp; The reader may imagine that
+this great discrepancy may arise in some degree from the fact
+that the two unions mentioned are at the extreme ends of the
+metropolis; but even where unions are contiguous to one another
+the same contrasts are found.&nbsp; The City of London is
+situated between the unions of East London and West London: in
+the two latter the rates are not very unequal, being about
+2<i>s.</i> 11<i>d.</i> in one and 3<i>s.</i> 1<i>d.</i> in the
+other; but in the City of London, one of the richest of the
+thirty-six unions in the metropolis, the poor-rate is only
+7<i>d.</i> in the pound.&nbsp; The cause of this is that, if the
+estimates are correct, the City of London Union contains just ten
+times the amount of rateable property that the East London does,
+the amounts being 1,800,000<i>l.</i> and 180,000<i>l.</i>
+respectively.&nbsp; Again, Bethnal Green does not contribute so
+much as Islington, and yet its poor-rates are four times as
+high.&nbsp; In general, however, we find that in unions
+contiguous to one another, the rates do not vary in amount to any
+great extent.&nbsp; In the North, for instance, they range from
+1<i>s.</i> to 1<i>s.</i> 7<i>d.</i>, Hampstead being the
+exception, and below the shilling.&nbsp; In the South they are
+rather higher, being from 1<i>s.</i> 2<i>d.</i> to 2<i>s.</i>
+11<i>d.</i>, Lewisham alone being below the shilling.&nbsp; In
+the East, as might be expected, the figures are <a
+name="page430"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 430</span>fearfully
+high, all, with one exception, being above 2<i>s.</i> 6<i>d.</i>,
+and in the majority of cases exceeding 3<i>s.</i>&nbsp; Bethnal
+Green, that most afflicted of all unions, is the highest,
+reaching the enormous sum of 3<i>s.</i> 11<i>d.</i> in the pound,
+being nearly seven times the amount of the rate in the City of
+London.&nbsp; In the Central District, which is situated in an
+intermediate position, the rates range from 1<i>s.</i>
+11<i>d.</i> to 3<i>s.</i>, the City itself being excluded.</p>
+<p>No one who reads the foregoing statistics can fail to be
+struck with the inequality and mismanagement that they
+exhibit.&nbsp; No one can deny that this state of affairs
+urgently needs some reorganisation or reform, for who could
+defend the present system that makes the poor pay most, and the
+rich least, towards the support and maintenance of our poor?</p>
+<p>There appears to be a very general impression that the sum
+levied for the relief of the poor goes entirely to the relief of
+the poor; but there is a great distinction between the sum levied
+and the sum actually expended for that purpose.&nbsp; Taking the
+average amount of poor-rates levied throughout England and Wales
+for the same periods, it is found that for the ten years ending
+1860 the average was 7,796,019<i>l.</i>; for the seven years
+ending 1867, 9,189,386<i>l.</i>; and for the latest year, 1868,
+when a number of other charges were levied nominally under the
+same head, 11,054,513<i>l.</i>&nbsp; To gain an idea of the
+amount of relief afforded, it was necessary to look to the amount
+which had actually been expended.&nbsp; For the ten years ending
+1860 the average amount expended for the relief of the poor was
+5,476,454<i>l.</i>; for the seven <a name="page431"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 431</span>years ending 1867,
+6,353,000<i>l.</i>; and in the latest year,
+7,498,000<i>l.</i>&nbsp; Therefore the amount actually expended
+in the relief of the poor was, in the ten years ending 1860, at
+the average annual rate of 5<i>s.</i> 9&frac12;<i>d.</i> per head
+upon the population; for the seven years ending 1867, 6<i>s.</i>
+1<i>d.</i>; and for the year 1868, 6<i>s.</i>
+11&frac12;<i>d.</i>&nbsp; The average number of paupers for the
+year ending Lady-day 1849 was 1,088,659, while in 1868 they had
+decreased to 992,640.&nbsp; Thus, in 1849 there were 62 paupers
+for every 1,000 of the population, and in 1868 there were but 46
+for every 1,000, being 16 per 1,000 less in the latter than in
+the former year.&nbsp; In 1834, the rate per head which was paid
+for the relief of the poor was 9<i>s.</i> 1<i>d.</i>&nbsp; If we
+continued in 1868 to pay the same rate which was paid in 1849,
+the amount, instead of being 6,960,000<i>l.</i> would be
+9,700,000<i>l.</i>, showing a balance of 2,740,000<i>l.</i> in
+favour of 1868.</p>
+<p>The very heart and core of the poor-law difficulty is to
+discriminate between poverty deserving of help, and only
+requiring it just to tide over an ugly crisis, and those male and
+female pests of every civilised community whose natural
+complexion is dirt, whose brow would sweat at the bare idea of
+earning their bread, and whose stock-in-trade is rags and
+impudence.&nbsp; In his capacity of guardian of the casual ward,
+Mr. Bumble is a person who has no belief in decent poverty.&nbsp;
+To his way of thinking, poverty in a clean shirt is no more than
+a dodge intended to impose on the well-known tenderness of his
+disposition.&nbsp; Penury in a tidy cotton gown, to his keen
+discernment, is nothing better than <a name="page432"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 432</span>&ldquo;farden pride&rdquo;&mdash;a
+weakness he feels it is his bounden duty to snub and correct
+whenever he meets with it.&nbsp; It is altogether a mistake to
+suppose that all the worthy strivers in the battle for bread, and
+who, through misfortune and sickness, sink in the rucks and
+furrows of that crowded field, find their way, by a sort of
+natural &ldquo;drainage system,&rdquo; to the workhouse.&nbsp;
+There are poorer folks than paupers.&nbsp; To be a pauper is at
+least to have a coat to wear, none the less warm because it is
+made of gray cloth, and to have an undisputed claim on the
+butcher and the baker.&nbsp; It is the preservers of their
+&ldquo;farden pride,&rdquo; as Bumble stigmatises it, but which
+is really bravery and noble patience, who are most familiar with
+the scratching at their door of the gaunt wolf <span
+class="smcap">Famine</span>; the hopeful unfortunates who are
+content to struggle on, though with no more than the tips of
+their unlucky noses above the waters of tribulation&mdash;to
+struggle and still struggle, though they sink, rather than
+acknowledge themselves no better than the repulsive mob of
+cadgers by profession Mr. Bumble classes them with.</p>
+<p>I have been asked many times since, when, on a memorable
+occasion, I volunteered into the ranks of pauperism and assumed
+its regimentals, what was the one foremost thought or anxiety
+that beset me as I lay in that den of horror.&nbsp; Nothing can
+be more simple or honest than my answer to that question.&nbsp;
+This was it&mdash;<i>What if it were true</i>?&nbsp; What if,
+instead of your every sense revolting from the unaccustomed
+dreadfulness you have brought it into contact with, it were your
+<a name="page433"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 433</span>lot to
+grow used to, and endure it all, until merciful death delivered
+you?&nbsp; What if these squalid, unsightly rags, the story of
+your being some poor devil of an engraver, who really could not
+help being desperately hard-up and shabby, were all
+<i>real</i>?&nbsp; And why not?&nbsp; Since in all vast
+commercial communities there must always exist a proportion of
+beggars and paupers, what have I done that I should be
+exempt?&nbsp; Am I&mdash;are all of us here so comfortably
+circumstanced because we deserve nothing less?&nbsp; What man
+dare rise and say so?&nbsp; Why, there are a dozen slippery paths
+to the direst ways of Poverty that the smartest among us may
+stumble on any day.&nbsp; Again, let us consider who are they who
+are most liable to slip.&nbsp; Why, that very class that the
+nation is so mightily proud of, and apt at bragging about!&nbsp;
+The working man, with his honest horny hand and his broad
+shoulders, who earns his daily bread by the sweat of his
+brow!&nbsp; We never tire of expressing our admiration for the
+noble fellow.&nbsp; There is something so manly, so admirable in
+an individual standing up, single-handed and cheerful-hearted,
+and exclaiming, in the face of the whole world, &ldquo;With these
+two hands, and by the aid of the strength it has pleased God to
+bless me with, my wife and my youngsters and myself eat, drink,
+and are clothed, and no man can call me his debtor!&rdquo;&nbsp;
+He is a fellow to admire; we can afford to admire him, and we
+do&mdash;for just so long as he can maintain his independence and
+stand without help.&nbsp; But should misfortune in any of its
+hundred unexpected shapes assail him, should he fall <a
+name="page434"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 434</span>sick or
+work fail him, and he be unable to keep out the wolf that
+presently eats up his few household goods, rendering him
+homeless, <i>then</i> we turn him and his little family over to
+the tender mercies of Mr. Bumble, who includes him in the last
+batch of impostors and skulkers that have been delivered to his
+keeping.&nbsp; I don&rsquo;t say that, as matters are managed at
+present, we can well avoid doing so; but that does not mitigate
+the poor fellow&rsquo;s hardship.</p>
+<p>It is to be hoped that we are gradually emerging from our
+bemuddlement; but time was, and that at no very remote period,
+when to be poor and houseless and hungry were accounted worse
+sins against society than begging or stealing, even&mdash;that is
+to say, if we may judge from the method of treatment in each case
+pursued; for while the ruffian who lay wait for you in the dark,
+and well-nigh strangled you for the sake of as much money as you
+might chance to have in your pocket, or the brute who
+precipitated his wife from a third-floor window, claimed and was
+entitled to calm judicial investigation into the measure of his
+iniquity and its deserving, the poor fellow who became a casual
+pauper out of sheer misfortune and hard necessity was without a
+voice or a single friend.&nbsp; The pig-headed Jack-in-office,
+whom the ratepayers employed and had confidence in, had no mercy
+for him.&nbsp; They never considered that it was <i>because</i>
+he preferred to stave off the pangs of hunger by means of a crust
+off a parish loaf rather than dine on stolen roast beef, that he
+came knocking at the workhouse-gate, craving shelter and a <a
+name="page435"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 435</span>mouthful of
+bread!&nbsp; But <i>one</i> idea pervaded the otherwise empty
+region that Bumble&rsquo;s cocked-hat covered, and that was, that
+the man who would beg a parish loaf was more mean and
+contemptible than the one who, with a proper and independent
+spirit, as well as a respect for the parochial purse, stole one;
+and he treated his victim accordingly.</p>
+<p>Vagrancy has been pronounced by the law to be a crime.&nbsp;
+Even if regarded in its mildest and least mischievous aspect, it
+can be nothing less than obtaining money under false
+pretences.&nbsp; It is solely by false pretences and false
+representations that the roving tramp obtains sustenance from the
+charitable.&nbsp; We have it on the authority of the chief
+constable of Westmoreland, that ninety-nine out of every hundred
+professional mendicants are likewise professional thieves, and
+practise either trade as occasion serves.&nbsp; The same
+authority attributes to men of this character the greater number
+of burglaries, highway robberies, and petty larcenies, that take
+place; and gives it as his opinion, that if the present system of
+permitting professional tramps to wander about the country was
+done away with, a great deal of crime would be prevented, and an
+immense good conferred on the community.</p>
+<p>There can be no question that it is, as a member of parliament
+recently expressed it, &ldquo;the large charitable heart of the
+country&rdquo; that is responsible in great part for the enormous
+amount of misapplied alms.&nbsp; People, in giving, recognised
+the fact that many of those whom they relieved were impostors and
+utterly <a name="page436"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+436</span>unworthy of their charity; but they felt that if they
+refused to give, some fellow-creature, in consequence of their
+refusal, might suffer seriously from the privations of hunger and
+want of shelter.&nbsp; As long as they felt that their refusal
+might possibly be attended with these results, so long would they
+open their hand with the same readiness that they now did.&nbsp;
+The only remedy for this is, that every destitute person in the
+country should find food and shelter forthcoming immediately on
+application.&nbsp; Vagrancy, says the authority here quoted, is
+partly the result of old habits and old times, when the only
+question the tramp was asked was, &ldquo;Where do you belong
+to?&rdquo;&nbsp; Instead of that being the first question, it
+should be the last.&nbsp; The first question should be,
+&ldquo;Are you in want, and how do you prove it?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>In 1858 the number of vagrants was 2416; in 1859, 2153; in
+1860, 1941; in 1861, 2830; in 1862, 4234; in 1863, 3158; in 1864,
+3339; in 1865, 4450; in 1866, 5017; in 1867, 6129; and in 1868,
+7946.</p>
+<p>There can be no doubt, however, that a vast number of tramps
+circulate throughout the country, of whom we have no
+returns.&nbsp; &ldquo;Various means,&rdquo; says the writer above
+alluded to, &ldquo;have been tried to check them, but in
+vain.&nbsp; If I venture to recommend any remedy, it must be,
+that repression, if applied, must be systematic and
+general.&nbsp; It is not of the slightest use putting this
+repression in force in one part of the country while the
+remainder is under a different system.&nbsp; The whole country
+must be under <a name="page437"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+437</span>the same general system, tending to the same general
+result.&nbsp; In the first place, let all the inmates of the
+casual wards be placed under the care of the police.&nbsp; Let
+them be visited by the police morning and night.&nbsp; Let lists
+be made out and circulated through the country; and in no case,
+except upon a ticket given by the police, let any relief be given
+more than once; and unless a man is able to satisfy the police
+that his errand was good, and that he was in search of work, let
+him be sent back summarily without relief.&nbsp; It is the habit
+of all this class to make a regular route, and they received
+relief at every casual ward, thus laying the whole country under
+contribution.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>True as this argument may be in the main, we cannot take
+kindly to the idea, that every unfortunate homeless wretch who
+applies at night to the casual ward for a crust and shelter shall
+be treated as a professional tramp until he prove himself a
+worthy object for relief.</p>
+<p>It is not a little remarkable, that, however legislators may
+disagree as to the general utility of the Poor-law under its
+present aspect, they are unanimous in approving of the
+&ldquo;labour test;&rdquo; whereas, according to the
+opportunities I have had of observing its working, it is, to my
+thinking, one of the faultiest wheels in the whole machine.&nbsp;
+The great error chiefly consists in the power it confers on each
+workhouse-master to impose on the tested such work, both as
+regards quantity and quality, as he may see fit.&nbsp; I have
+witnessed instances in which the &ldquo;labour test,&rdquo;
+instead of proving a man&rsquo;s <a name="page438"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 438</span>willingness to work for what he
+receives, rather takes the form of a barbarous tyranny, seemingly
+calculated as nothing else than as a test of a poor
+fellow&rsquo;s control of his temper.&nbsp; Where is the use of
+testing a man&rsquo;s willingness to work, if he is compelled in
+the process to exhaust his strength and waste his time to an
+extent that leaves him no other course but to seek for his hunger
+and weariness to-night the same remedy as he had recourse to last
+night?&nbsp; They manage these things better in certain parts of
+the country and in model metropolitan parishes, but in others the
+&ldquo;test&rdquo; system is a mere &ldquo;farce.&rdquo;&nbsp; I
+found it so at Lambeth in 1866; and when again I made a tour of
+inspection, two years afterwards, precisely the same process was
+enforced.&nbsp; This was it.&nbsp; At night, when a man applied
+for admittance to the casual ward, he received the regulation
+dole of bread, and then went to bed as early as half-past eight
+or nine.&nbsp; He was called up at seven in the morning, and
+before eight received a bit more bread and a drop of gruel.&nbsp;
+This was the &ldquo;breakfast&rdquo; with which he was fortified
+previous to his displaying his prowess as a willing labourer.</p>
+<p>The chief of the work done by the &ldquo;casual&rdquo; at the
+workhouse in question is &ldquo;crank-work.&rdquo;&nbsp; The
+crank is a sort of gigantic hand-mill for grinding corn.&nbsp; A
+series of &ldquo;cranks&rdquo; or revolving bars extend across
+the labour-shed in a double or triple row, although by some means
+the result of the joint labour of the full number of operatives,
+forty or fifty in number, is concentrated at that point where the
+power is required.&nbsp; Let us see <a name="page439"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 439</span>how &ldquo;crank-work&rdquo; of this
+sort is applicable as a test of a man&rsquo;s willingness and
+industry.</p>
+<p>It may be safely taken that of the, say, forty-five
+&ldquo;casuals&rdquo; assembled, two-thirds, or thirty, will
+belong to that class that is, without doubt, the very worst in
+the world&mdash;the hulking villanous sort, too lazy to work and
+too cowardly to take openly to the trade of thieving, and who
+make an easy compromise between the two states, enacting the
+parts of savage bully or whining cadger, as opportunity
+serves.&nbsp; Thirty of these, and fifteen real unfortunates who
+are driven to seek this shabby shelter only by dire
+necessity.&nbsp; In the first place, we have to consider that the
+out-and-out vagrant is a well-nurtured man, and possesses the
+full average of physical strength; whereas the poor half-starved
+wretch, whose poverty is to be pitied, is weak through long
+fasting and privation.&nbsp; But no selection is made.&nbsp; Here
+is an extended crank-handle, at which six willing men may by
+diligent application perform so much work within a given
+time.&nbsp; It must be understood that the said work is
+calculated on the known physical ability of the able-bodied as
+well as the willing-minded man; and it is in this that the great
+injustice consists.&nbsp; Let us take a single crank.&nbsp; It is
+in charge of six men, and, by their joint efforts, a sack of
+corn, say, may be ground in an hour.&nbsp; But joint effort is
+quite out of the question.&nbsp; Even while the taskmaster is
+present the vagrants of the gang at the crank&mdash;four out of
+six, be it remembered&mdash;will make but the merest pretence of
+grasping the bar and turning it with energy; they <a
+name="page440"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 440</span>will just
+close their hands about it, and increase the labour of the
+willing minority by compelling them to lift their lazy arms as
+well as the bar.&nbsp; But as soon as the taskmaster has
+departed, even a pretence of work ceases.&nbsp; The vagrants
+simply stroll away from the work and amuse themselves.&nbsp;
+Nevertheless, the work has to be done; the sack of corn must be
+ground before the overnight batch of casuals will be allowed to
+depart.&nbsp; But the vagrants are in no hurry; the casual ward
+serves them as a sort of handy club-room in which to while away
+the early hours of tiresome morning, and to discuss with each
+other the most interesting topics of the day.&nbsp; It is their
+desire, especially if it should happen to be a wet, cold, or
+otherwise miserable morning, to &ldquo;spin-out&rdquo; the time
+as long as possible; and this they well know may best be done by
+leaving the weak few to struggle through the work apportioned to
+the many; and they are not of the sort to be balked when they are
+bent in such a direction.</p>
+<p>The result is, as may be frequently observed, that the
+labour-shed is not cleared until nearly eleven o&rsquo;clock in
+the morning, by which time the honest and really industrious
+minority have proved their worthiness of relief to an extent that
+leaves them scarcely a leg to stand on.&nbsp; They have been
+working downright hard since eight o&rsquo;clock.&nbsp; The slice
+of bread and the drop of gruel they received in the morning is
+exhausted within them; their shaky and enfeebled limbs are
+a-tremble with the unaccustomed labour; and, it being eleven
+o&rsquo;clock in the day, it is altogether too late to <a
+name="page441"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 441</span>hope to
+pick-up a job, and nothing remains for a poor fellow but to
+saunter idly the day through, bemoaning the desperate penalty he
+is compelled to pay for a mouthful of parish bread and the
+privilege of reposing in an uncomfortable hovel, till night comes
+again, and once more he is found waiting at the casual gate.</p>
+<p>It may be said that no one desires this, that it is well
+understood by all concerned that a workhouse is a place intended
+for the relief of the really helpless and unable, and not for the
+sustenance of imposture and vagrancy; but that under the present
+system it is impossible to avoid such instances of injustice as
+that just quoted.&nbsp; This, however, is not the case.&nbsp; It
+has been shown in numerous cases that it is possible to economise
+pauper-labour so that it shall be fairly distributed, and at the
+same time return some sort of profit.</p>
+<p>It appears that in Liverpool and Manchester corn-grinding by
+<i>hand-mills</i> is chiefly used, as a task for vagrants or
+able-bodied in-door poor.&nbsp; In the absence of other more
+suitable employment, there is no reason why they should not be so
+employed.&nbsp; As, however, but one person can be employed at
+the same time on one mill, and the cost of each mill, including
+fixing, may be roughly stated at from 3<i>l.</i> to 4<i>l.</i>,
+it is clear that no very large number of persons is likely to be
+thus employed in any one yard.&nbsp; Despite this and other minor
+objections, however, it appears that corn-grinding is as good a
+labour-test as you can have in workhouses.&nbsp; It is not
+remunerative; it is a work that is disliked; it is <a
+name="page442"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 442</span>really
+hard; and being one by which there is no actual loss by
+accumulation of unsaleable stock, it has much to commend
+it.&nbsp; At the establishments in question a fairly strong
+able-bodied man is required to grind 120 lbs. of corn daily, and
+this is sufficient to occupy him the whole day.&nbsp; The male
+vagrants at Liverpool are required to grind 30 lbs. of corn each
+at night, and 30 lbs. the following morning.&nbsp; At Manchester
+the task for male vagrants is 45 lbs. each, of which one half is
+required to be ground at night, and the remainder the next
+morning.&nbsp; At the Liverpool workhouse they have 36 of these
+mills; at Manchester, 40 at the new or suburban workhouse for
+able-bodied inmates, and 35 at the house of industry adjoining
+the old workhouse.&nbsp; The mills at the latter are chiefly used
+for vagrants, but upon these able-bodied men in receipt of
+out-door relief are also occasionally employed.&nbsp; The
+ordinary task-work for these last is, however, either farm-labour
+at the new workhouse, or oakum-picking at the house of industry,
+according to the nature of their former pursuits.&nbsp; During
+the cotton famine there was also a large stone-yard, expressly
+hired and fitted-up for this class.&nbsp; Another large building
+was set apart during that period for the employment of adult
+females in receipt of relief in sewing and knitting, and in
+cutting-out and making-up clothing; a stock of materials being
+provided by the guardians, and an experienced female
+superintendent of labour placed in charge of the
+establishment.</p>
+<p>The experiment of selecting a limited number of <a
+name="page443"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 443</span>men from
+the stone-yard, and setting them to work in scavenging the
+streets, has now been tried for rather more than six months by
+the vestry of St. Luke&rsquo;s, City-road, with a fair amount of
+success; the men (fifteen from the stone-yard, and ten from the
+workhouse) were entirely withdrawn from the relief-lists, and
+employed by the vestry at the same rate of wages as the
+contractor who previously did the work was in the habit of
+paying.&nbsp; Of these men, according to the latest report,
+fourteen are still thus employed, and four have obtained other
+employment.&nbsp; The remaining seven were discharged&mdash;three
+as physically incapable, and four for insubordination.&nbsp; The
+conduct of the majority under strict supervision is said to have
+been fairly good, though not first-rate; and it is undoubtedly
+something gained to have obtained useful work from fourteen out
+of twenty-five, and to have afforded four more an opportunity of
+maintaining themselves by other independent labour.</p>
+<p>At the same time it is clear that such a course is open to two
+objections: first, it must have a tendency to displace
+independent labour; and secondly, if these paupers are (as in St.
+Luke&rsquo;s) at once employed for wages, it would, unless
+guarded by making them pass through a long probationary period of
+task-work, tend to encourage poor persons out of employ to throw
+themselves on the rates, in order thus to obtain remunerative
+employment.&nbsp; The better course would seem to be, where
+arrangements can be made by the local authorities, for the local
+Board to provide only the requisite implements and
+superintendence, and for the guardians <a
+name="page444"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 444</span>in the
+first instance to give the labour of the men to the parish,
+paying them the ordinary relief for such work as task-work.&nbsp;
+If this were done&mdash;and care taken to put them on as extra
+hands only, to sweep the pavements, or such other work as is not
+ordinarily undertaken by the contractors&mdash;there can be no
+doubt that an outlet might be thus afforded for some of the
+better-conducted paupers, after a period of real probationary
+task-work, to show themselves fit for independent employment, and
+so to extricate themselves from the pauper ranks.</p>
+<blockquote><p>&ldquo;It would undoubtedly conduce much to the
+utility of these labour-yards if the guardians comprising the
+labour or out-door relief committee would, as they now do in some
+unions, frequently visit the yard, and thus by personal
+observation make themselves acquainted with the conduct and
+characters of the paupers, with the nature of the superintendence
+bestowed upon them, and with the manner in which the work is
+performed.&nbsp; A channel of communication may thus be formed
+between employers of labour when in want of hands and those
+unemployed workmen who may by sheer necessity have been driven to
+apply for and accept relief in this unpalatable form.&nbsp; The
+guardians themselves, frequently large employers of labour, are
+for the most part well acquainted with those who are compelled to
+apply for parish work; and when they see a steady and willing
+worker in the yard will naturally inquire into his
+antecedents.&nbsp; Where the result of these inquiries is
+satisfactory, they will, it may be expected, <a
+name="page445"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 445</span>gladly
+avail themselves of the earliest opportunity of obtaining for
+such a one employment in his previous occupation, or in any other
+which may appear to be suited to his capacity.&nbsp; The personal
+influence and supervision of individual guardians can scarcely be
+overrated; and thus a bond of sympathy will gradually arise
+between the guardians and the deserving poor, which, coupled with
+the enforcement of real work, will, it may be hoped, prove not
+without an ultimate good effect upon even those hardened idlers
+who have been hitherto too often found in these yards the
+ringleaders in every species of disturbance.&rdquo;</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>The above-quoted is the suggestion of the Chairman of the
+Poor-law Board, and well indeed would it be, for humanity&rsquo;s
+sake, that it should be regarded.&nbsp; As matters are at present
+arranged, the labour-system is simply disgusting.&nbsp; Take
+Paddington stone-yard, for instance.&nbsp; Unless it is altered
+since last year, the peculiar method of doing business there
+adopted is this: a man gets an order for stone-breaking, the pay
+for which is, say, eighteenpence a &ldquo;yard.&rdquo;&nbsp; At
+most workhouses, when a man is put to this kind of labour he is
+paid by the bushel: and that is quite fair, because a poor fellow
+unused to stone-breaking usually makes a sad mess of it.&nbsp; He
+takes hammer in hand, and sets a lump of granite before him with
+the idea of smashing it into fragments; but this requires
+&ldquo;knack,&rdquo; that is to be acquired only by
+experience.&nbsp; The blows he deals the stone will not crack it,
+and all that he succeeds in doing for the first hour or two is to
+chip <a name="page446"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+446</span>away the corners of one lump after another,
+accumulating perhaps a hatful of chips and dust.&nbsp; By the end
+of the day, however, he may have managed to break four bushels,
+and this at eighteenpence a &ldquo;yard&rdquo; would be valued at
+sixpence, and he would be paid accordingly.</p>
+<p>But not at Paddington.&nbsp; I had some talk with the worthy
+yard-master of that establishment, and he enlightened me as to
+their way of doing business there.&nbsp; &ldquo;Bushels!&nbsp;
+No; we don&rsquo;t deal in bushels here,&rdquo; was his
+contemptuous reply to a question I put to him.&nbsp; &ldquo;I
+can&rsquo;t waste my time in measuring up haporths of stuff all
+day long.&nbsp; It&rsquo;s half a yard or none here, and no
+mistake.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Do you mean, that unless a man engages to break at
+least half a yard, you will not employ him?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;I mean to say, whether he engages or not, that
+he&rsquo;s got to do it.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;And suppose that he fails?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;Then he don&rsquo;t get paid.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;He doesn&rsquo;t get paid for the half-yard, you
+mean?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;He doesn&rsquo;t get paid at all.&nbsp; I don&rsquo;t
+never measure for less than a half-yard, and so he can&rsquo;t be
+paid.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;But what becomes of the few bushels of stone he has
+been able to break?&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;O, he sells &rsquo;em to the others for what
+they&rsquo;ll give for &rsquo;em, to put along with theirs.&nbsp;
+A halfpenny or a penny&mdash;anything.&nbsp; He&rsquo;s glad to
+take it; it&rsquo;s that or none.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;And do you have many come here who can&rsquo;t break
+half a yard of granite in a day?&rdquo;</p>
+<p><a name="page447"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+447</span>&ldquo;Lots of &rsquo;em.&nbsp; But they don&rsquo;t
+come again; one taste of Paddington is enough for
+&rsquo;em.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>What does the reader think of the &ldquo;labour-test&rdquo; in
+this case?</p>
+<p>An institution has, it appears, been established by the
+Birmingham guardians since the autumn of 1867, for the employment
+of able-bodied women in oakum-picking for out-door relief, the
+result of which has been, that not only has the workhouse been
+relieved of a large number of troublesome inmates of this class,
+with whom it was previously crowded, but the applications for
+relief have diminished in a proportionate ratio.&nbsp; Every
+effort is made to induce the women thus employed to seek for more
+profitable employment, and the applications at the establishment
+for female labour are said to be numerous.&nbsp; The
+superintendent, who was formerly matron at the Birmingham
+workhouse, reports to Mr. Corbett, that &ldquo;from the opening
+of the establishment about fifteen months ago, nineteen have been
+hired as domestic servants, ten have obtained engagements in
+other situations, and two have married.&rdquo;&nbsp; In addition
+to these, some forty have obtained temporary employment, of whom
+three only have returned to work for relief at the end of the
+year.&nbsp; The total estimated saving on orders issued for work,
+as compared with the maintenance of the women as inmates of the
+workhouse, during the year ending 29th September last, is
+calculated to have been 646<i>l.</i> 0<i>s.</i> 7<i>d.</i>&nbsp;
+Indeed, so satisfactory has been the working of the system during
+the first year of its existence, that the <a
+name="page448"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 448</span>guardians
+have resolved to apply the same test to the male applicants for
+relief, and a neighbouring house has been engaged and fitted-up
+for putting a similar plan in operation with respect to
+men.&nbsp; The total number of orders issued during the first
+twelve months after this establishment for female labour was
+opened was 719; of which, however, only 456 were used, the other
+applicants either not being in want of the relief asked for, or
+having found work elsewhere.&nbsp; Each woman is required to pick
+3 lbs. of oakum per diem, for which she receives 9<i>d.</i>, or
+4<i>s.</i> 6<i>d.</i> per week; and if she has one or more
+children, she is allowed at the rate of 3<i>d.</i> a-day
+additional relief for each child.&nbsp; The highest number paid
+for during any week has been 95 women and 25 children.&nbsp; Some
+days during the summer there has been but one at work, and in the
+last week of December last there were but eleven.&nbsp; The house
+is said to be &ldquo;virtually cleared of a most troublesome
+class of inmates.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>The guardians of St. Margaret and St. John, Westminster, have,
+it appears, adopted a system embracing that pursued both at
+Manchester and Birmingham, and have provided accommodation for
+employing able-bodied women out of the workhouse both in
+oakum-picking and needlework; and, say the committee, &ldquo;a
+similar course will probably be found advantageous in other
+metropolitan parishes or unions, whenever the number of this
+class who are applicants for relief exceeds the accommodation or
+the means of employment which can be found for them within the <a
+name="page449"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+449</span>workhouse.&nbsp; At the same time we would especially
+urge that provision should be made in every workhouse for a
+better classification of the able-bodied women, and for the
+steady and useful employment of this class of inmates.&nbsp;
+Those who are not employed in the laundry and washhouse, or in
+scrubbing, bed-making, or other domestic work, should be placed
+under the superintendence of a firm and judicious task-mistress,
+and engaged in mending, making, and cutting-out all the linen and
+clothing required for the workhouse and infirmary; and much work
+might be done in this way for the new asylums about to be built
+under the provisions of the Metropolitan Poor Act.&rdquo;&nbsp;
+This plan of a large needle-room presided over by an efficient
+officer has been found most successful in its results at the new
+workhouse of the Manchester guardians, as well in improving the
+character of the young women who remain any time in the house,
+and fitting them for home duties after they leave, as in
+deterring incorrigible profligates from resorting to the
+workhouse, as they were in the habit of doing.&nbsp; Many now
+come into our metropolitan workhouses who can neither knit nor
+sew nor darn a stocking.&nbsp; This they can at least be taught
+to do; and we gather from the experience of Manchester, that
+while at first to the idle and dissolute the enforced silence and
+order of the needle-room is far more irksome than the comparative
+license and desultory work of the ordinary oakum-room, those who
+of necessity remain in the house are found by degrees to acquire
+habits of order and neatness, and thus become better fitted for
+domestic duties.&nbsp; <a name="page450"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 450</span>The following scale of relief for
+able-bodied paupers, relieved out of the workhouse and set to
+work pursuant to the provisions of the Out-door Relief Regulation
+Order, is recommended for adoption by the various Boards of
+Guardians represented at a recent conference held under the
+presidency of Mr. Corbett:</p>
+<p>For a man with wife and one child, 6<i>d.</i> and 4 lbs. of
+bread per day; for a man with wife and two children, 7<i>d.</i>
+and 4 lbs. of bread per day; for a man with wife and three
+children, 7<i>d.</i> and 6 lbs. of bread per day; for a man with
+wife and four children, 8<i>d.</i> and 6 lbs. of bread per day;
+for a man with wife and five children, 9<i>d.</i> and 6 lbs. of
+bread per day; single man, 4<i>d.</i> and 2 lbs. of bread per
+day; single women or widows, 4<i>d.</i> and 2 lbs. of bread per
+day, with an additional 3<i>d.</i> per day for each child;
+widowers with families to be relieved as if with wife living.</p>
+<p>Where a widow with one or more young children dependent on her
+and incapable of contributing to his, her, or their livelihood,
+can be properly relieved out of the workhouse, that she be
+ordinarily allowed relief at the rate of 1<i>s.</i> and one loaf
+for each child; the relief that may be requisite for the mother
+beyond this to be determined according to the special exigency of
+the case.&nbsp; That widows without children should, as a rule,
+after a period not exceeding three months from the commencement
+of their widowhood, be relieved only in the workhouse.&nbsp;
+Where the husband of any woman is beyond the seas, or in custody
+of the law, or in confinement in an asylum or licensed house as a
+lunatic or <a name="page451"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+451</span>idiot, such woman should be dealt with as a widow; but
+where a woman has been recently deserted by her husband, and
+there are grounds for supposing he has gone to seek for work,
+although out-door relief may be ordered for two or three weeks,
+to give him time to communicate with his family, yet, after such
+reasonable time has elapsed, the wife and family should, as a
+rule, be taken into the workhouse, and proceedings taken against
+the husband.&nbsp; That the weekly relief to an aged or infirm
+man or woman be from 2<i>s.</i> 6<i>d.</i> to 3<i>s.</i>
+6<i>d.</i> weekly, partly in money and partly in kind, according
+to his or her necessity; that the weekly relief to aged and
+infirm couples be 4<i>s.</i> to 5<i>s.</i>, in money or in kind,
+according to their necessities; that when thought advisable,
+relief in money only may be given to those of the out-door poor
+who are seventy years of age and upwards.</p>
+<p>It appears from a recent statement that the guardians of
+Eversham union applied not long since for the sanction of the
+Poor-law Board to a scheme for boarding-out the orphan children
+of the workhouse with cottagers at 3<i>s.</i> a-week, and
+10<i>s.</i> a-quarter for clothing; the children to be sent
+regularly to school, and to attend divine worship on Sundays;
+with the provision that after ten years of age the children may
+be employed in labour approved by the guardians, and the wages
+divided between the guardians and the person who lodges and
+clothes them, in addition to the above payments.&nbsp; In a
+letter dated the 3d April 1869, the Secretary of the Poor-law
+Board <a name="page452"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+452</span>states that, provided they could be satisfied that a
+thorough system of efficient supervision and control would be
+established by the guardians, and the most rigid inquiry
+instituted at short intervals into the treatment and education of
+the children, the Board have come to the conclusion that they
+ought not to discourage the guardians from giving the plan a fair
+trial, though they cannot be insensible to the fact that a grave
+responsibility is thereby incurred.&nbsp; The Secretary mentions
+particulars regarding which especial care should be taken, such
+as the health of the children to be placed out, the condition of
+the persons to whom they are intrusted, and the necessary
+periodical inspection.&nbsp; The Board will watch the experiment
+with the greatest interest, but with some anxiety.&nbsp; They
+request the guardians to communicate to them very fully the
+detailed arrangements they are determined to make.&nbsp; The
+Board cannot approve the proposed arrangement as to wages.&nbsp;
+The guardians have no authority to place out children to serve in
+any capacity and continue them as paupers.&nbsp; If they are
+competent to render service, they come within the description of
+able-bodied persons, and out-door relief would not be
+lawful.&nbsp; Upon entering into service, they would cease to be
+paupers, and would have the protection of the provisions of the
+Act of 1851 relating to young persons hired from a workhouse as
+servants, or bound out as pauper apprentices.&nbsp; The
+hiring-out of adults by the guardians is expressly prohibited by
+56 George III., <i>c.</i> 129.</p>
+<p><a name="page453"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 453</span>The
+great principle of the Poor-law is to make people do anything
+rather than go into the workhouse, and the effect is to cause
+people to sell their furniture before they will submit to the
+degradation; for degradation it is to an honest hardworking man,
+and no distinction is made.&nbsp; The effect of the Poor-law has
+been to drive men away from the country to the large towns, and
+from one large town to another, till eventually they find their
+way up to London, and we are now face to face with the large army
+of vagabonds and vagrants thus created.&nbsp; A man, once
+compelled to break-up his house, once driven from the locality to
+which he was attached, and where his family had lived perhaps for
+centuries, became of necessity a vagrant, and but one short step
+was needed to make him a thief.</p>
+<p>It would be a grand step in the right direction, if a means
+could be safely adopted that would save a man driven to pauperism
+from breaking-up his home.&nbsp; The experiment has, it appears,
+been successfully adopted in Manchester, and may prove generally
+practicable.&nbsp; The guardians in that city have provided rooms
+in which the furniture or other household goods of persons
+compelled to seek a temporary refuge in the house may be
+stored.&nbsp; It would not do, of course, to enable people to
+treat the workhouse as a kind of hotel, to which they might
+retire without inconvenience, and where they might live upon the
+ratepayers until a pressure was passed.&nbsp; Perhaps the
+confinement and the separation of family-ties which the workhouse
+involves would sufficiently <a name="page454"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 454</span>prevent the privilege being abused;
+but even if such a convenience would need some limitation in
+ordinary times, it might be readily granted on an occasion of
+exceptional pressure, and it would then produce the greatest
+advantages both to the poor and to the ratepayers.&nbsp; The
+worst consequence of the workhouse test is, that if a poor man
+under momentary pressure is forced to accept it and break-up his
+home, it is almost impossible for him to recover himself.&nbsp;
+The household goods of a poor man may not be much, but they are a
+great deal to him; once gone, he can rarely replace them, and the
+sacrifice frequently breaks both his own and his wife&rsquo;s
+spirit.&nbsp; If the danger of thus making a man a chronic pauper
+were avoided, the guardians might offer the test with much less
+hesitation; relief might be far more stringently, and at the same
+time more effectually, administered.</p>
+<h3><a name="page455"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+455</span>CHAPTER XXIV.<br />
+<span class="GutSmall">THE BEST REMEDY.</span></h3>
+<p class="gutsumm"><i>Emigration</i>&mdash;<i>The various
+Fields</i>&mdash;<i>Distinguish the industrious Worker in need of
+temporary Relief</i>&mdash;<i>Last Words</i>.</p>
+<p><span class="smcap">All</span> other remedies considered, we
+come back to that which is cheapest, most lasting, and in every
+way the best&mdash;emigration.&nbsp; This, of course, as applying
+to unwilling and undeserved pauperism.&nbsp; These are the
+sufferers that our colonies are waiting to receive with open
+arms.&nbsp; They don&rsquo;t want tramps and vagrants.&nbsp; They
+won&rsquo;t have them, well knowing the plague such vermin would
+be in a land whose fatness runs to waste.&nbsp; But what they are
+willing to receive, gladly and hospitably, are men and women,
+healthy, and of a mind to work honestly for a liberal wage.&nbsp;
+New Zealand has room for ten thousand such; so has Australia and
+Canada.</p>
+<p>It would be a happy alteration, if some milder term than
+&ldquo;pauper&rdquo; might be invented to distinguish the
+industrious worker, temporarily distressed, so as to be compelled
+to avail himself of a little parochial assistance, from the
+confirmed and habitual recipient of the workhouse dole.&nbsp; As
+was pertinently remarked by <a name="page456"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 456</span>Colonel Maude, at a recent meeting
+held in the rooms of the Society of Arts, and at which the policy
+of assisting willing workers to emigrate to New Zealand was
+argued:</p>
+<blockquote><p>&ldquo;There are people who are fond of putting
+forward the offensive doctrine, that a man who is a
+&lsquo;pauper,&rsquo; as they call him, has thereby become unfit
+ever again to exercise the self-reliance and independence in any
+other country necessary to procure him a living, the want of
+which qualities has brought him to the abject condition he is now
+in.&nbsp; Like most sweeping generalities, this is both false and
+cruel.&nbsp; The condition of the wage-paid class is, in the
+nature of things, more dependent than that of any other; and
+without for a moment depreciating the wisdom of frugality and
+thrift, I would ask some of those who are in the enjoyment of
+independent incomes, whether their position would not be almost
+as desperate if their income were suddenly withdrawn?&nbsp; And
+this is constantly happening to large masses of our artisans, in
+many cases entirely without fault of their own; and then how does
+the State deal with them?&nbsp; It says, &lsquo;If you will wait
+until you have parted with your last penny and your last article
+of furniture, and then come to us, we will assist you, but only
+then, and only in the following manner: The allowance of food,
+clothing, and shelter which we will give you shall be the least
+which experience proves will keep body and soul together.&nbsp;
+We will break the law of God and of nature by separating you from
+your family.&nbsp; We will prevent you seeking <a
+name="page457"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 457</span>for work
+elsewhere by confining you in a house where employers are not
+likely to search for you, and whence you cannot go to seek it
+yourself.&nbsp; The nature of the work you shall perform shall
+not be that in which you are proficient, but shall be of the most
+uninteresting and useless kind.&nbsp; Owing to the small quantity
+of food we give you, you will not be able to exert your powers to
+their best advantage.&nbsp; By resorting to us for assistance,
+you will be lowered in the estimation of your fellow-workmen; and
+in all probability, as experience tells us, you will return to us
+again and again, until you become a confirmed and helpless
+pauper.&rsquo;</p>
+<p>&ldquo;We are fond of pointing to Paris, and of showing how
+dearly the French pay for their system of providing work for the
+people; but if it be true, as I have lately heard, that there are
+one million of paupers at this moment in England&mdash;and
+besides these, I am in a position to state that there cannot be
+less than one million persons who would be glad of permanent
+employment at reasonable wages&mdash;I do not think we have much
+to boast of.&nbsp; Besides, does anyone doubt that if the French
+Emperor were possessed of our illimitable colonies, with their
+endless varieties of climate, he would very soon transfer his
+surplus population to them, and be very glad of the chance?&nbsp;
+And we ought to consider the cost of our paupers.&nbsp; Let us
+take it at 10<i>l.</i> a head per annum.&nbsp; As a matter of
+economy, it would pay very well to capitalise this tax, and at
+two years&rsquo; purchase we could deport large numbers in great
+comfort, and thus save a good deal of money to the ratepayers, <a
+name="page458"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 458</span>even
+supposing none of the money were ever refunded; but I hope to
+show how that amount would be more than repaid.&nbsp; But I
+suppose that some people will say, &lsquo;Your system, then, is
+transportation?&rsquo;&nbsp; My answer might be, &lsquo;If you
+are not ashamed to impose the humiliating and unpleasant
+condition which you at present force upon an applicant for
+relief, surely when you have satisfied yourselves that his lot
+will be much happier and brighter in the new home which you offer
+him, all your compunctions should vanish.&rsquo;&rdquo;</p>
+</blockquote>
+<p>I have ventured to quote Colonel Maude at length, because he
+is a man thoroughly conversant with the subject he treats of, and
+all that he asserts may be implicitly relied on.&nbsp; And still
+once again I am tempted to let another speak for me what perhaps
+I should speak for myself&mdash;the concluding words of this my
+last chapter.&nbsp; My justification is, that all that the writer
+expresses is emphatically also my opinion; and I am quite
+conscious of my inability to convey it in terms at once so
+graphic and forcible.&nbsp; The gentleman to whom I am indebted
+is the writer of a leader in the <i>Times</i>:</p>
+<blockquote><p>&ldquo;Here is a mass of unwilling pauperism,
+stranded, so to speak, by a receding tide of prosperity on the
+barren shores of this metropolis.&nbsp; Something must be done
+with it.&nbsp; The other object is more important, but not so
+pressing.&nbsp; It is, that people who cannot get on well at
+home, and who find all their difficulties amounting only to
+this&mdash;that they have not elbow-room, and that the ground is
+too thickly <a name="page459"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+459</span>occupied&mdash;should be directed and even educated to
+follow the instructions of Providence, and go to where there is
+room for them.&nbsp; There is no reason why every child in this
+kingdom should not have the arguments for and against emigration
+put before it in good time, before it arrives at the age when
+choice is likely to be precipitated, and change of mind rendered
+difficult.&nbsp; Children in these days are taught many things,
+and there really seems no reason why they should not be taught
+something about the colonies, in which five millions of the
+British race are now prospering, increasing, and multiplying, not
+to speak of the United States.&nbsp; But we must return to the
+object more immediately pressing.&nbsp; It is surrounded by
+difficulties, as was confessed at the Mansion House, and as is
+evident on the facts of the case.&nbsp; But we believe it to be a
+case for combined operation.&nbsp; Everything seems to be
+ready&mdash;the good men who will take the trouble, the agency,
+the willing guardians, the public departments, or, at least,
+their functionaries&mdash;and the colonics will not complain if
+we send them men willing to work, even though they may have to
+learn new trades.&nbsp; The Boards of Guardians and the
+Government will contribute, as they have contributed.&nbsp; But
+they cannot, in sound principle, do more.&nbsp; The public must
+come forward.&nbsp; Sorry as we are to say the word, there is no
+help for it.&nbsp; This is not a local, it is a national
+affair.&nbsp; Chance has thrown these poor people where they
+are.&nbsp; It would be a good opportunity thrown away, if this
+work were not done out of hand, one may say.&nbsp; Here are some
+thousands <a name="page460"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+460</span>attracted to the metropolis by its specious promises of
+a long and solid prosperity.&nbsp; They cannot go back.&nbsp;
+They must now be passed on.&nbsp; Where else to but to the
+colonies?</p>
+<p>&ldquo;It must be evident by this time to the poor people
+themselves that they may wait and wait for years and years
+without getting the employment that suits them best.&nbsp; The
+metropolitan ratepayers are losing temper, and making themselves
+heard.&nbsp; The colonies are all calling for more men and more
+women, and more children approaching the age of work.&nbsp;
+Several members of the Government attended the meeting, either in
+person or by letter, with promises of money, advice, and
+aid.&nbsp; There is the encouragement of successful millions, who
+within our own lifetime have established themselves all over the
+world.&nbsp; Every cause that operated forty years ago operates
+now with tenfold force.&nbsp; At that date the only notion of an
+emigrant was a rough, misanthropical sort of man, who had read
+<i>Robinson Crusoe</i>, and who fancied a struggle for existence
+in some remote corner, with a patch of land, some small cattle,
+constant hardships, occasional disasters and discoveries, welcome
+or otherwise.&nbsp; It was not doubted for a moment that arts and
+sciences and accomplishments must be left behind.&nbsp; There
+could be no Muses or Graces in that nether world.&nbsp; The lady,
+so devoted as to share her husband&rsquo;s fortune in that
+self-exile, would have to cook, bake, brew, wash, sew, mend, and
+darn, if indeed she could spare time from the still more
+necessary toil of getting something eatable out of the <a
+name="page461"></a><span class="pagenum">p. 461</span>earth, the
+river, or the sea.&nbsp; That was the prevailing picture of
+emigrant life; and when missionary tracts and Mr. Burford&rsquo;s
+dioramas indicated houses, streets, and public buildings, it was
+still surmised that these were flattering anticipations of what
+there was to be, just as one may see rows of semi-detached
+villas, picturesque drives, shrubberies, miniature lakes, and
+gothic churches in the window of a land-agent&rsquo;s office,
+representing the golden futurity of a site now covered by cattle
+or corn.&nbsp; Forty years have passed, and where there might be
+then a few hard settlers, there are now cities, towns, and
+villages which England might be proud of; railways, and every
+possible application of art and science on a scale often
+exceeding our own.&nbsp; Large congregations meet in handsome
+churches, stocks and shares are bought and sold, machinery
+rattles and whizzes, ladies walk through show-rooms full of the
+last Parisian fashions, dinners are given worthy of our clubs,
+and operas are performed in a style worthy of Covent Garden, in
+places where, forty, years ago, men were eating each
+other.&rdquo;</p>
+</blockquote>
+
+<div class="gapspace">&nbsp;</div>
+<p style="text-align: center"><span class="GutSmall">THE
+END.</span></p>
+<h2><a name="page463"></a><span class="pagenum">p.
+463</span>ADVERTISEMENTS</h2>
+<p style="text-align: center">Second Edition, price 7s.
+6<i>d.</i>, nearly ready,</p>
+<p style="text-align: center"><b>ROBERTS ON BILLIARDS.</b></p>
+<p style="text-align: center"><span class="smcap">By</span> JOHN
+ROBERTS,<br />
+<span class="GutSmall">CHAMPION OF ENGLAND.</span></p>
+<p style="text-align: center">EDITED BY HENRY BUCK,</p>
+<p style="text-align: center"><i>Author of</i> &ldquo;<i>The
+Board of Green Cloth</i>.&rdquo;</p>
+<p style="text-align: center">WITH TWENTY DIAGRAMS, SHOWING IN A
+NOVEL MANNER<br />
+THE MODE OF &ldquo;PLAYING BREAKS.&rdquo;</p>
+<table>
+<tr>
+<td colspan="4"><p style="text-align:
+center"><b>CONTENTS</b>.</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span
+class="GutSmall">CHAP.</span></p>
+</td>
+<td><p>&nbsp;</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right"><span
+class="GutSmall">CHAP.</span></p>
+</td>
+<td><p>&nbsp;</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">I.</p>
+</td>
+<td><p>PRELIMINARY REMARKS.</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">XII.</p>
+</td>
+<td><p>CANNONS.</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">II.</p>
+</td>
+<td><p>STANDARD GAMES: ENGLISH.</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">XIII.</p>
+</td>
+<td><p>PLAYING BREAKS.</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">III.</p>
+</td>
+<td><p>&bdquo; AMERICAN.</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">XIV.</p>
+</td>
+<td><p>A PRACTICAL LESSON.</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">IV.</p>
+</td>
+<td><p>&bdquo; FRENCH.</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">XV.</p>
+</td>
+<td><p>POOL AND PYRAMIDS.</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">V.</p>
+</td>
+<td><p>INCIDENTS IN MY CAREER.</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">XVI.</p>
+</td>
+<td><p>BETTING AND CUSTOMARY REGULATIONS.</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">VI.</p>
+</td>
+<td><p>SCREW AND THE SIDE TWIST.</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">XVII.</p>
+</td>
+<td><p>CURIOSITIES OF THE GAME.</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">VII.</p>
+</td>
+<td><p>PLAYERS I HAVE MET.</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">XVIII.</p>
+</td>
+<td><p>HANDICAPS.</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">VIII.</p>
+</td>
+<td><p>ROOMS AND TABLES.</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">XIX.</p>
+</td>
+<td><p>DEFINITIONS OF TERMS.</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">IX.</p>
+</td>
+<td><p>STRENGTH.</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">XX.</p>
+</td>
+<td><p>RULES: ENGLISH, AMERICAN, FRENCH.</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">X.</p>
+</td>
+<td><p>LOSING HAZARDS.</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">XXI.</p>
+</td>
+<td><p>CELEBRATED MATCHES.</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">XI.</p>
+</td>
+<td><p>WINNING HAZARDS.</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">XXII.</p>
+</td>
+<td><p>SHARP PRACTITIONERS.</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+<p>PALL MALL GAZETTE.&mdash;&ldquo;Of the many works on Billiards
+submitted to our notice lately, that written by Mr. <span
+class="smcap">Roberts</span> is the best . . .&nbsp; We do not
+doubt that every one practising for a month, with the diagrams by
+his side, would make more progress than he could boast in a year
+with the aid of any other book that we are acquainted
+with.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>LAND AND WATER.&mdash;&ldquo;By a series of twenty admirably
+coloured plates, all the most likely strokes are demonstrated . .
+.&nbsp; Well printed and unique of its kind, and deserving of a
+place in every young man&rsquo;s library.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>SPORTING LIFE.&mdash;&ldquo;On the whole the book may be
+described as the most generally interesting on the games we have
+seen.&nbsp; The part of it that is original is well written, and
+the extracts are well selected and amusing.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>THE SPORTSMAN.&mdash;&ldquo;The Champion must be commended for
+having produced what will become a standard work, and as it is
+moderate in price, it will doubtless meet with a large
+sale.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>MANCHESTER GUARDIAN.&mdash;&ldquo;He is best in the second
+part of the volume, which gives valuable hints on play.&nbsp;
+These hints have accompanying diagrams, the execution of which
+leaves nothing to be desired . . .&nbsp; We must give Mr. <span
+class="smcap">Roberts</span> credit for using great brevity,
+plainness, and clearness of speech.&nbsp; What he professes to
+teach he knows thoroughly, and can put into the fewest
+words.&rdquo;</p>
+<p>THE FIELD.&mdash;&ldquo;The qualification which contributes
+most to Mr. <span class="smcap">Roberts&rsquo;s</span> success is
+the judgment by which he is enabled to calculate
+consequences&mdash;to select the most favourable stroke when
+several are open to him, and to play it with such knowledge of
+strength and angles as to leave an easy stroke to follow.&nbsp;
+It is this acquired judgment only that any work on Billiards can
+teach, and to this Mr. <span class="smcap">Roberts</span> wisely
+confines his instructions. . . .&nbsp; The plates are well
+executed in colours, and the positions are clearly
+defined.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<div class="gapshortline">&nbsp;</div>
+<p style="text-align: center">LONDON: STANLEY RIVERS &amp;
+CO.</p>
+<p style="text-align: center"><i>Publishers of Scientific
+Amusements and Pastimes of Society</i>,<br />
+8 PALSGRAVE PLACE, STRAND, W.C.</p>
+
+<div class="gapline">&nbsp;</div>
+<p style="text-align: center"><a name="page464"></a><span
+class="pagenum">p. 464</span><i>In the Press</i>.<br />
+In crown octavo, cloth gilt, price 7<i>s.</i> 6<i>d.</i></p>
+<p style="text-align: center"><b>STICK TO IT AND CONQUER:</b></p>
+<p style="text-align: center">ENCOURAGEMENTS FOR YOUNG MEN IN THE
+EARLIER<br />
+DAYS OF THEIR CAREER;</p>
+<p style="text-align: center"><span class="GutSmall">WITH
+A</span></p>
+<p style="text-align: center">Treasury of Anecdote</p>
+<p style="text-align: center"><span class="GutSmall">ILLUSTRATIVE
+OF</span></p>
+<p style="text-align: center">ENGLISH PLUCK, ENDURANCE, AND
+SUCCESS.</p>
+<p style="text-align: center"><span class="GutSmall">BY
+THE</span><br />
+EDITOR OF &ldquo;HINTS ON THE CULTURE OF CHARACTER.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<div class="gapshortline">&nbsp;</div>
+<p style="text-align: center"><span class="smcap">Part</span>
+I.<br />
+<b>EMBARKING ON LIFE.</b></p>
+<p style="text-align: center">By the Rev. J. R. <span
+class="smcap">Vernon</span>, M.A., author of &ldquo;The Harvest
+of a Quiet Eye.&rdquo;</p>
+<p style="text-align: center"><span class="smcap">Part</span>
+II.<br />
+<b>MORAL COURAGE IN MOMENTS OF TRIAL.</b></p>
+<p style="text-align: center"><span class="smcap">Part</span>
+III.<br />
+<b>THE QUIET HEROISM OF DAILY LIFE.</b></p>
+<p style="text-align: center">By the Rev. <span
+class="smcap">Frederick Arnold</span>, author of &ldquo;The Path
+on Earth to the Gate of Heaven.&rdquo;</p>
+<p style="text-align: center"><span class="smcap">Part</span>
+IV.<br />
+<b>ENGLISH CHARACTERISTICS:</b><br />
+A Treasury of Choice Anecdote and Biographical Notes.</p>
+<table>
+<tr>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">1.</p>
+</td>
+<td><p>STATESMEN.</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">7.</p>
+</td>
+<td><p>MEN OF ART.</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">2.</p>
+</td>
+<td><p>MEN OF PEACE.</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">8.</p>
+</td>
+<td><p>MEN OF BUSINESS.</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">3.</p>
+</td>
+<td><p>MEN OF WAR.</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">9.</p>
+</td>
+<td><p>MEDICAL MEN.</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">4.</p>
+</td>
+<td><p>MEN OF LAW.</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">10.</p>
+</td>
+<td><p>PIONEERS &amp; TRAVELLERS.</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">5.</p>
+</td>
+<td><p>MEN OF LETTERS.</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">11.</p>
+</td>
+<td><p>ENGINEERS.</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">6.</p>
+</td>
+<td><p>MEN OF SCIENCE.</p>
+</td>
+<td><p style="text-align: right">12.</p>
+</td>
+<td><p>INVENTORS.</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+<tr>
+<td colspan="4"><p style="text-align: center">13.&nbsp; MEN OF
+ENTERPRISE, SOCIAL &amp; PHILANTHROPIC.</p>
+</td>
+</tr>
+</table>
+
+<div class="gapshortline">&nbsp;</div>
+<p style="text-align: center">LONDON: STANLEY RIVERS &amp;
+CO.</p>
+<p>***END OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK THE SEVEN CURSES OF LONDON***</p>
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