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- HE COMES UP SMILING
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-Title: He Comes Up Smiling
-Author: Charles Sherman
-Release Date: March 14, 2014 [EBook #45136]
-Language: English
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-*** START OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK HE COMES UP SMILING ***
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-Produced by Al Haines.
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- HE COMES UP
- SMILING
-
-
- _By_
-
- CHARLES SHERMAN
-
-
-
- WITH ILLUSTRATIONS BY
- ARTHUR WILLIAM BROWN
-
-
-
- INDIANAPOLIS
- THE BOBBS-MERRILL COMPANY
- PUBLISHERS
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- COPYRIGHT 1912
- THE BOBBS-MERRILL COMPANY
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- PRESS OF
- BRAUNWORTH & CO.
- BOOKBINDERS AND PRINTERS
- BROOKLYN. N. Y.
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-
-
- *HE COMES UP SMILING*
-
-
-
-
- *CONTENTS*
-
-CHAPTER
-
-I The Beauty Contest
-II A Close Shave
-III Enter Mr. Batchelor
-IV And When I Dine
-V A Plan and a Telegram
-VI What Is Heaven Like
-VII Watermelon Yields
-VIII Gratitude Is a Flower
-IX On the Road
-X The Deserted House
-XI A Night's Lodging
-XII The Key to the Situation
-XIII Only to be Lost
-XIV Billy, Billy Everywhere
-XV Love in Idleness
-XVI A Thief in the Night
-XVII Alphonse Rides Away
-XVIII Oh, For a Horse
-XIX A Broker Prince
-XX The Seven O'Clock Express
-XXI Rich and Poor Alike
-XXII The Truth At Last
-XXIII Back to the Road
-XXIV The Poet or the Poodle
-XXV As He Said He Would
-
-
-
-
- *HE COMES UP SMILING*
-
-
-
- *CHAPTER I*
-
- *THE BEAUTY CONTEST*
-
-
-"You have a phiz on yer," said the Watermelon with rare candor, "that
-would make a mangy pup unhappy."
-
-"I suppose you think yer Venus," sneered James, a remark that he
-flattered himself was rather "classy."
-
-The Watermelon sighed as one would over the ignorance of a child. "No,"
-said he, "hardly."
-
-"Don't let that bloomin' modesty of yers keep yer from tellin' the
-truth," adjured James.
-
-The Watermelon waved the possibility aside with airy grace. "With all
-due modesty, James," said he, "I can't claim to be a woman."
-
-"Not with that hay on yer mug," agreed Mike, casting a sleepy eye upward
-from where he lay in lazy content in the long, sweet grasses under the
-butternut tree.
-
-"When I was a kid, I took a prize in a beauty show," announced James,
-with pardonable pride.
-
-"Swiped it?" asked the Watermelon.
-
-"Dog show?" inquired Mike drowsily, listening to the pleasing drone of a
-bee in a near-by clump of daisies.
-
-James sat up and ran his fingers with musing regret through the coarse
-stubble on cheeks and chin. "I was three, I remember, a cute little
-cuss. My hair was yellow and ma curled it--you know how--all fuzzy--and
-I had a little white dress on. It was a county fair. I got the first
-prize for the best lookin' kid and was mugged for the papers. If I was
-shaved now and had on some glad rags, I'd be a lady killer, all right,
-all right."
-
-"'Longside of me," said the Watermelon, "you'd look like a blear-eyed
-son of a toad."
-
-"You! Why, you'd make a balky horse run, you would."
-
-"When me hair's cut, I'm a bloomin' Adonis, not Venus;" and the
-Watermelon drew languidly at an old brown pipe, warm and comfortable in
-the pleasant shade, where soft breezes wandered fitfully by, laden with
-the odors of the fields in June.
-
-James was skeptical. "Did y' ever take a prize in a beauty show?" he
-demanded, still musing upon those bygone honors.
-
-"No," admitted the Watermelon. "My old man was a parson, and parsons'
-kids never have any chance. Besides, I wouldn't care to. Too much like
-the finest bull in a county fair, or the best laying hen."
-
-"Huh," sneered James. "My folks was of the bon-ton."
-
-"The bon-tons never broke any records in the beauty line," replied the
-Watermelon. "And the bon-tonnier they are, the uglier."
-
-"Beauty," said James with charming naiveté, "runs in my family."
-
-"It went so fast in the beginning then, yer family never had a chance to
-catch up," returned the Watermelon. "We'll have a beauty show, just us
-two."
-
-Inspired by the thought, he sat up to explain, and Mike opened his eyes
-long enough to look each over with slow scornful derision and a mocking
-grunt.
-
-James fondled the short stiff hair on his cheeks and chin and waited for
-developments.
-
-The Watermelon went on. "We will meet this afternoon, here, see?
-Shaved and with decent duds on. And Mike can pick the winner."
-
-"Mike! He can't tell a sick cat from a well one."
-
-"That's all right. He knows enough to tell the best lookin' one between
-you and me. A _blind_ mug could do that."
-
-"But--"
-
-"We haven't any one else, you mutt. We can't have too much publicity in
-this show. I dislike publicity any way, at any time, and especially
-when I have on clothes, borrowed, as you might say, for the occasion.
-If the gang was here, we could take a vote, but seein' that they ain't,
-we got to do with what we got."
-
-"I ain't goin' to get in no trouble wid this here burg," declared Mike.
-"I want a quiet Sunday, some place where I can throw me feet for a bite
-of grub and not run no fear of the dog's taking one first. See?
-Besides, it's a decent, law-abidin' burg, God-fearin' and pious; too
-small to be made unhappy. You want to take somethin' yer own size."
-
-"Aw, who's goin' to hurt the jerkwater town?" demanded the Watermelon
-with indignation.
-
-"The cost of livin' is goin' up so these days, it's gettin' hard even to
-batter a handout," groaned Mike, whose idea of true beauty consisted of
-a full stomach and a shady place to sleep on a long quiet Sunday
-afternoon. "I ain't goin' to get every place soured on me. If the
-public gets any more stingy, I'll have to give up de turf for a livin',
-that's all. To throw a gag will be harder den hod-carryin'."
-
-"We ain't goin' to hurt the burg none," said James.
-
-He rose languidly and stretched. "You be here this afternoon, Mike,
-about three, see, or I'll knock yer block off. It's a nice quiet
-hangout and far enough from the village to be safe. I'm goin' to get a
-shave and borrow some duds from the bloomin' hostelry up yonder to do
-honor to de occasion." He knocked the ashes from his pipe and slipped
-it into his pocket. "If you don't get the clothes and de shave,
-Watermillion, you'll be counted down and out, see?"
-
-"Sure," agreed the Watermelon.
-
-He lay at length on the ground beneath the butternut tree and James
-paused a moment to run his eye critically over him, from his lean face
-with its two-weeks' growth of beard to his ragged clumsy shoes. James
-smiled grimly and drew himself up to his full height with just pride.
-He was six feet two in shoes that might as well have been stockings for
-all they added to his height. His shoulders were broad and muscular,
-with the gentle play of great muscles in perfect condition. His neck,
-though short, was well shaped and sinewy, not the short thick neck of a
-prize-fighter or a bull. His hips were narrow and his limbs long and
-straight. Beneath his open shirt, one saw his bronze throat and huge
-chest. A splendid specimen of the genus _homo_, for all the rags and
-tatters that served as clothes.
-
-The Watermelon was a bit shorter, with narrower shoulders, but
-long-legged, slim, graceful, and under his satiny skin, his muscles slid
-and rippled with marvelous symmetry. Where James was strong, slow,
-heavy, he was quick, lithe, supple. Dissipation had not left its mark,
-and the hard life of the "road" had so far merely made him fit, an
-athlete in perfect condition. His features were clean-cut and
-symmetrical, with a narrow, humorous, good-natured mouth and eyes soft
-and gray and gentle, the eyes of a dreamer and an idler.
-
-James looked at the slight graceful youth, sprawled in the shade of the
-butternut tree, and grinned, doubling his huge arms with slow, luxurious
-pleasure in the mere physical action and watching the rhythmic rise and
-fall of the great muscles.
-
-"You might get honorable mention in one of these county fairs for the
-best yoke of oxen," admitted the Watermelon from where he lay at ease.
-
-"There ain't going to be no show," said Mike firmly. "Not if yer have
-to swipe the duds. I ain't going--"
-
-James showed that he was a true member of the bon-ton. He waved the
-other to silence with the airy grace of a master dismissing an impudent
-servant. "There is goin' to be a contest for the just reward of beauty
-and yer goin' to be here, Mike, and be the judge or y' will have that
-red-headed block of yours knocked into kindlin' wood."
-
-Mike was fat and red-headed and dirty. His soul loathed trouble and
-longed for quiet with the ardor of an elderly spinster. "No, I ain't,"
-said he, in a vain struggle for peace. "I ain't goin' to hang around
-here until you blokes swipe the rags and come back wid de cops after
-yer."
-
-"There ain't no cops around this place, you mutt," contradicted the
-Watermelon with the delicate courtesy of the road.
-
-"There's a sheriff--"
-
-"Sheriffs," interrupted James coldly, "ain't never around until the
-job's done."
-
-"Sunday," added the Watermelon, from knowledge gained by past
-experience, "is the best time to swipe anything. No one is lookin' for
-trouble that day and so they don't find it, see?"
-
-"Sure," agreed James. "Every one's feelin' warm and good and stuffed,
-and when yer feel good yerself, yer won't believe any one is bad. You
-know how it is, Mike. When yer feelin' comfortable, yer can't
-understand why the devil we ain't comfortable."
-
-"Well, why the devil ain't yer?" demanded Mike. "I ain't takin' all the
-shade er all the earth, am I? Lie down and be quiet. What do yer want
-a beauty show for?"
-
-"Aw, stow it!" snapped the Watermelon.
-
-"Yes, I'll stow it all right when we're all sent to the jug. I tell yer
-I ain't fit to work. The last time I got pinched, I pretty near
-croaked. I wasn't made to work."
-
-"We ain't going to get pinched," said James. "You make more talk over
-two suits of clothes--"
-
-"It ain't the clothes. It's the damn fool notion of swipin' 'em and
-then comin' right back here, and not makin' no get-away--"
-
-"This hang-out is more than four miles from the burg, you galoot,"
-sneered the Watermelon. "No one would think of coppin' us here. They'll
-go to the next town, or else watch the railroads--"
-
-"But they might--"
-
-"Might what? Might be bloomin' fools like you."
-
-"Where are you goin' to be shaved?"
-
-"In a barber shop," said James mildly. "You probably favor a lawn-mower,
-but personally I prefer a barber."
-
-"Yes," wailed Mike, "go to a barber shop and let every guy in town get
-his lamps on yer--"
-
-"You're gettin' old, Mike, me boy, and losin' yer nerve," said James.
-He stretched and yawned. "Well, I'm off before church time or the
-barbers will be closed. Remember, Mike, this afternoon, between four
-and five."
-
-He pulled his clothes into place, adjusted his hat at the most becoming
-angle and started up the narrow woodland path, whistling gaily through
-his teeth. As he disappeared among the trees, the far-off sound of
-church bells stole to them on the quiet of the Sabbath morning.
-
-
-
-
- *CHAPTER II*
-
- *A CLOSE SHAVE*
-
-
-The Watermelon climbed the stone wall and paused a moment to view his
-surroundings. The road wound up the hill from the village nestling at
-its foot and dipped again out of sight farther on. On all sides were
-the hills, falling rocky pasture lands, rising to orchards or woods, and
-now and then a farmhouse. It was summer, glad, mad, riotous summer.
-The sky was a deep, deep blue, with here and there a drifting,
-snow-white cloud. The fields were gay with buttercups and daisies, and
-wild roses nodded shyly at him from the briers along the roadside. In
-the leafy recesses of the trees, the birds twitted and sang. A little
-gray squirrel peered at him from the limb close by and then scampered
-off with a whisk of its bushy tail. A brook laughed and tumbled under a
-slender bridge across the road.
-
-The Watermelon was a vagabond in every fiber of his long graceful self.
-The open places, the sweep of the wind, the call of the birds, the rise
-and fall of the hills, hiding the fascinating "beyond," found
-unconscious harmony with his nature. As a captive animal, given a
-chance for freedom, makes for the nearest timber; as a cat, in a strange
-neighborhood, makes for the old, familiar attic, so the Watermelon
-sought the country, the peace and freedom and space where a man can be a
-man and not a manikin.
-
-He paused a moment now, in perfect contentment with the world and
-himself, while up the valley, over the hills, through the sun-warmed
-air, borne on the breath of the new-mown fields came the sound of
-distant church bells, softly, musically, soothingly. Slipping from the
-wall, he set out for the village below in the valley, where the road
-wound steeply down.
-
-The village boasted but one barber shop, a quiet, little, dusty-white,
-one-room affair, leaning in timid humility against the protecting wall
-of the only other public building in town, drygoods, grocery and butcher
-shop in one. The church bells had stopped for some time when the
-Watermelon turned into the wide empty street, and strolled carelessly up
-to the faded red, white and blue pole of Wilton's Tonsorial Parlor. In
-its Sunday calm the whole village seemed deserted. A few of the bolder
-spirits who had outgrown apron strings and not yet been snared in any
-one's bonnet strings, had remained away from church and foregathered in
-the seclusion of the barber shop. The Watermelon regarded them a moment
-through the window as he felt carelessly in his pockets for the coins
-that were never there. It was a quiet crowd, well brushed hair, nicely
-polished boots and freshly shaved faces. They were reading the sporting
-news of Saturday's papers and ogling any girl, fairly young and not
-notoriously homely, who chanced to pass. The barber was cleaning up
-after his last customer and talking apparently as much to himself as to
-any one. Convinced of what he knew was so, that he had no money, the
-Watermelon pushed open the door and entered.
-
-"Hello," said he.
-
-"Hello," said the barber.
-
-All the papers were lowered and all conversation stopped as each man
-turned and scanned the new-comer with an interest the Watermelon
-modestly felt was caused by some event other than his own entry. He
-surmised that James had probably been there before him, and the next
-words of the barber confirmed his surmise.
-
-That dapper little man scanned him coldly, from the rakish tip of his
-shabby hat to the nondescript covering on his feet which from force of
-habit he called shoes, and spoke with darkly veiled sarcasm:
-
-"I suppose you are a guest from the hotel up to the lake?"
-
-The Watermelon grinned. He recognized James' favorite role. "No," said
-he cheerfully, "I'm John D., and me car is waiting without."
-
-"A guest up to the hotel," repeated the barber, upon whom James had
-evidently made a powerful impression. "Just back from a two weeks'
-camping and fishing trip--"
-
-"No," said the Watermelon. "I don't like fishing, baiting the hook is
-such darned hard work."
-
-"Just back," went on the barber, still quoting, his soul yet rankling
-with the deceit of man. "Look like a tramp, probably--"
-
-"Am one," grinned the Watermelon.
-
-"And you thought you would get a shave as you passed through the
-village, wouldn't dare let your wife see you--"
-
-"Say," interrupted the Watermelon wearily, "what are you giving us? Did
-any one bunko you out of a shave with that lingo?"
-
-"Yes," snapped the barber. "About an hour ago a feller blew in here and
-said all that. He talked well and I shaved him. He said he had sent
-his camping truck on to the hotel by his team; he had stopped off to get
-a shave. I shaved him and then he found he hadn't any money in his old
-clothes--but he would send it right down--oh, yes--the moment he got to
-the hotel. It ain't come and Harry, there, says there ain't no one up
-to the hotel like that. Harry's the porter."
-
-"Sure," said Harry importantly. "I passed the feller as I was coming
-down and there ain't any one like him to the hotel."
-
-The Watermelon laughed heartily. "A hobo, eh? Bunkoed you for fair.
-You fellers oughtn't to be so dog-goned easy. Get wise, get wise!"
-
-"We are wise now," said the barber ruefully, and added sternly, "If you
-want a shave, you've got to show your money first."
-
-"Sure, I want a shave," said the Watermelon, and carelessly rattled a
-few old keys he carried in his pocket. They jingled with the clink of
-loose coins and were pleasing to the ear if not so much to the touch.
-"I came here for a shave, but I pay for what I want, see? Say, I'll bet
-that feller busted your cash register," and he nodded pleasantly toward
-the new shiny receiver of customs on the shelf near the looking-glass.
-
-The remark brought an agreeable thrill of excited expectation to all
-save the barber. He shook his head with boundless faith in his new
-possession. "I bought that just last week and the drummer said it was
-practically thief proof."
-
-"Do you want to bet?" asked the Watermelon. "All there is in the
-register, huh? Even money," and he jingled the keys in his pocket.
-
-"Naw," said the barber. "I know he couldn't have robbed it. It's
-impossible, even if the thing could be robbed, which it can't be. I was
-right here all the time."
-
-"It's near the lookin'-glass," said the Watermelon. "He went close to
-the counter to see himself, didn't he?"
-
-The Watermelon knew vanity as James' one weakness and realized with what
-pleasure he himself would stand before the mirror and gaze fondly at his
-own charms, uncontaminated by a shaggy, two-weeks' growth of beard.
-
-"Yes," admitted the barber slowly. "He did look at himself for a long
-time."
-
-"And some of the time your back was turned," added the Watermelon. "You
-were probably cleaning up or looking for a whisk."
-
-"Yes," admitted the barber again, still more reluctantly. "But nobody
-can bust into one of them cash registers, not without a noise that would
-be heard across the room."
-
-"I'll bet he did," said the Watermelon. "Do you take me?"
-
-"But they can't be busted," reiterated the barber.
-
-"Then why the devil don't you bet?" demanded the Watermelon. "You are
-bettin' on a sure thing."
-
-"Yes, go on. Don't be scared," encouraged Wilton's gay youth in joyful
-chorus.
-
-The barber started for his precious register, but the Watermelon reached
-it first and laid his hand on it.
-
-"Do you take me?" he asked. "You have to say that before you can count
-the change or the bet's--Say, is that the galoot?" he nodded suddenly
-toward the window and all turned quickly, instinctively, to look up the
-village street. The Watermelon hastily thrust a thin comb between the
-bell and the gong so it would not ring as he gently pressed the
-twenty-five cent key, registering another quarter, then he joined the
-others, pushing and struggling to see the man who did not pass, and
-gazed languidly over their heads.
-
-"There ain't no one there," exclaimed the barber.
-
-"He's passed out of sight," said the Watermelon, making a feeble attempt
-to see up the street. "He was almost by as I saw him."
-
-"Do you take me?" he asked, as they returned to the counter and the
-subject of the cash register. His hands were in his pockets and
-occasionally he jingled the keys.
-
-"Aw, go on," urged Harry, who was a sport. "What are you afraid of?"
-
-"He couldn't have picked it," insisted the barber, whose faith in his
-register was really sublime.
-
-"Sure he could. They are easy to a guy who knows the ropes," declared
-the Watermelon. "The drummer was handing you a lot of hot air when he
-said they can't be picked. You don't want to be so easy."
-
-The slur on his mental capacity was too much for the barber. His vanity
-rose in defense of his register where his faith had failed. "I have some
-brains," he snorted. "I know the thing is perfectly safe. Yes, I take
-you."
-
-He started to open the register, but the Watermelon objected. "Here,"
-he cried, "let Harry do it. I'm not wanting to be bunkoed out of me
-hard-earned lucre." And he lovingly rattled the keys in his pockets.
-
-Harry and the others stepped forward.
-
-"How much has been registered?" asked the Watermelon.
-
-Harry drew forth the strip of paper and after a few moments of mental
-agony, confused by the different results each obtained as all peered
-eagerly over his shoulder, he finally arrived at the correct answer,
-three dollars and sixty cents. It was Sunday and shaving day for the
-male quarter of the population.
-
-"Three, sixty," announced Harry in some trepidation, lest he be flatly
-and promptly corrected.
-
-The barber reached for the slip and added it on his own account.
-"Three, sixty," he agreed, and sighed.
-
-"Count the cash," ordered the Watermelon, and Harry counted, slowly,
-carefully, laboriously, and the rest counted with him, more or less
-audibly.
-
-When the last coin had been counted, there was a moment of puzzled
-silence. The Watermelon broke it.
-
-"Three, thirty-five," said he. "What did I tell you?"
-
-"Here," snapped the barber, "let me count it."
-
-He pushed Harry aside and again all counted as the barber passed the
-coins. Quarters, dimes, nickels and pennies, the last one was
-lingeringly laid on the pile and the sum was lacking a quarter to make
-it complete according to the registered slip.
-
-"Three dollars and thirty-five cents," said the Watermelon again, like
-the voice of doom.
-
-"Well, I vum!" exclaimed Harry.
-
-"How'd he do it?" asked the grocer's son, with an eye out for possibly
-similar emergencies nearer home.
-
-The Watermelon shrugged. "I don't know," said he. "Can't do it myself,
-but the fellers in the cities have gotten so they can open 'em the
-minute the clerk turns his back. They can do it without any noise, too,
-and so quick you can't catch 'em. I'll be hanged if I know how they do
-it."
-
-Again the barber counted the change, again he totaled the numbers on the
-registered slip. They would not agree. That painful lack of a quarter
-could not be bridged.
-
-"He said it was automatic bookkeeping," moaned the barber, glaring at
-the slip that would register nothing less than three dollars and sixty
-cents.
-
-"The bookkeeping's all right," said the Watermelon, "it's the money that
-ain't."
-
-He gathered up the coins, slowly, lovingly, and the barber turned away
-from the painful sight.
-
-"Do you want a shave?" he asked crossly.
-
-The Watermelon sank gracefully into the chair. "It's hard luck," said
-he sympathetically, "but you oughtn't to be so easy. Get wise, get
-wise."
-
-
-
-
- *CHAPTER III*
-
- *ENTER MR. BATCHELOR*
-
-
-With hair nicely cut, face once more as smooth as a boy's, and three
-dollars and ten cents in his pocket, the Watermelon gazed fondly at
-himself in the glass and felt sorry for James. He gently patted his
-hair, wet, shiny and smelling of bay rum, arranged his hat with great
-nicety at just the graceful angle he preferred as doing the most justice
-to his charms, and sallied forth to look for a suit of clothes. He had
-scanned critically those he had encountered in the barber shop with an
-eye to future possession, but none of them, at least what he had been
-able to see of them, the coat having generally been conspicuous by its
-absence, had pleased him. They had the uncompromising cut of the
-country and the Watermelon felt that the attractions that gazed back at
-him from the mirror were worthy of something better. He had a vague
-fancy for light gray with a pearl-colored waistcoat and purple socks--a
-suit possessing the gentle folds and undulations of the city, not the
-scant, though sturdy, outlines of the country. The hotel seemed the
-best place to look for what he wanted, so he turned in that direction.
-
-The hotel was several miles from the village. Its gables and chimneys
-could be seen rising in majestic aloofness from the woods on a distant
-hillside. The Watermelon paused where the road dipped down again into
-the valley and ran his eye over the intervening landscape. By the road,
-it would be at least five miles; through the woods, the distance
-dwindled to about three. The Watermelon took to the woods. They became
-thicker at every step, the quiet and shade deeper and deeper. A bird's
-call echoed clear and sweet as though among the pillars of some huge
-grotto. A brook laughed between its mossy banks, tumbling into foamy
-little waterfalls over every boulder that got in its path. The
-Watermelon determined to follow the brook, sure that in the end it would
-lead him to the hotel. City people had a failing for brooks and no
-hotel management would miss the chance of having one gurgling by, close
-at hand. The brook grew wider and wider, and through a break in the
-trees the Watermelon saw a lake, disappearing in the leafy distance. He
-heard a splash and saw the shiny white body of a man rise for one joyful
-moment from the green depths ahead and then dive from sight with another
-cool splash.
-
-The Watermelon decided from habit to get a better view of the lonely
-swimmer before he let his own presence become known. He slipped into
-the bushes and slowly wriggled his way to the little glade. The lake
-was bigger than at first appeared. It turned and twisted through the
-woods and was finally lost from view around a small promontory. The
-trees grew nearly to the water's edge, a dense protecting wall to one
-who wished to sport in nature's solitude, garbed in nature's simple
-clothing. The lake was too far from the hotel to have been annexed as
-one of the attractions of that hostelry. All this the Watermelon
-noticed at a glance. He also noticed that the man swimming in the cool
-brown depths, with long easy strokes, was alone and a stranger. The
-Watermelon looked for the clothes and found them on a log, practically
-at his feet.
-
-In everything but color, they fulfilled his dream of what raiment should
-be like. Instead of the pale gray he rather favored, the suit was
-brown, a light brown, with a tiny green stripe, barely visible,
-intertwined with a faint suggestion of red, forming a harmonious whole
-that was vastly pleasing to the Watermelon's æsthetic senses. In the
-matter of socks, he realized that the stranger had not taken the best
-advantage of his opportunity. Instead of being red or green to lend
-character to the delicate suggestion of those colors found in the suit,
-they were a soft dun brown. There was a tie of the same shade and a
-silk negligée shirt of white with pale green stripes. The owner was
-clearly a young man of rare taste, unhampered by a vexatious limitation
-of his pocket-book.
-
-He could be seen swimming slowly and luxuriously in the little lake,
-perfectly contented, unconscious that some one besides the woodpeckers
-and the squirrels was watching him. The swimmer's strokes had quickened
-and the Watermelon perceived that he was swimming straight up the lake
-with the probable intention of rounding the promontory and exploring the
-farther lake. When he disappeared, the Watermelon quickly, carefully,
-gathered up the clothes and likewise disappeared.
-
-The swimmer was a big man and the clothes as good a fit as one could
-look for under the circumstances. They set off the Watermelon's long,
-lean figure to perfection, and the hat, a soft and expensive panama,
-lent added distinction. The Watermelon removed the three dollars and
-ten cents and the keys from his own pockets, and making a bundle of his
-cast-off dollies, stuffed them out of sight in a hollow log, where later
-he could return and find them. It was just as well to leave the stranger
-a practical captive in nature's depths until the beauty show was pulled
-off. After that event, he would return, and if the stranger was
-amenable to reason, he could have his good clothes back, but if he acted
-put out at all, for punishment he would have to accept the Watermelon's
-glorious attire.
-
-Clean-shaven, well-clothed, there was no longer any need for him to go
-to the hotel, unless he wished to dine there. If the devotee of nature,
-back in the swimming pool, was a stranger in these parts and not a guest
-at the hotel, the Watermelon felt that he could do this with pleasure
-and safety. It was after twelve, and his ever-present desire to eat was
-becoming too pronounced to be comfortable. It would be a fitting climax
-to a highly delightful morning to have dinner, surrounded by gentle folk
-again, for the Watermelon came of a gentle family. He had no fear, for
-some time at least, of the owner of the borrowed clothes making himself
-unnecessarily conspicuous. But, on the other hand, if he were a guest at
-the hotel, the clothes would probably be recognized and murder be the
-simplest solution of their change of owners. Still, reasoned the
-Watermelon, with a shrewd guess at the truth, if he were a guest, it was
-hardly likely that he would be swimming alone in the isolated pond, in
-the bathing suit designed by nature. The clothes hardly indicated a
-young man of a serious turn of mind, who would seek the wooded solitudes
-in preference to the vivacious society of his kind to be found in a big
-hotel.
-
-The wood ended abruptly at a stone wall. There was a road beyond the
-wall, and beyond the road, another stone wall and more woods. It was a
-narrow woodland road, a short cut to the hotel. It wound its way out of
-sight, up a hill, through the pines. It was grass-grown and shady and
-the trees met overhead. Sweetbrier and wild roses grew along the stone
-walls, while gay little flowers and delicate ferns ventured out into the
-road itself, and with every passing breeze nodded merrily from the ruts
-of last winter's wood hauling. By the side of the road, like a glaring
-anachronism, a variety theater in Paradise, a vacuum cleaner among the
-ferns and daisies, stood a huge red touring car with shining brass work
-and raised top. No one was anywhere in sight and the Watermelon climbed
-into the tonneau and leaned comfortably back in the roomy depths.
-
-"Home, Henry," said he languidly to an imaginary chauffeur.
-
-A honk, honk behind him answered. He leaned from the car and saw
-another turn into the road and come toward him. It was a touring car,
-big and blue. An elderly gentleman, fat, serious, important, was at the
-wheel. Beside him sat a lady, and a chauffeur languished in the tonneau.
-
-"Hello, Thomas," called the old gentleman with the affability of a
-performing elephant, addressing the Watermelon by the name of his car,
-as is the custom of the road.
-
-"Hello, William," answered the Watermelon, wondering why they called him
-Thomas.
-
-The old gentleman flushed angrily and the lady laughed, a delightful
-laugh of girlish amusement. The Watermelon smiled.
-
-"We are a Packard," explained the old gentleman stiffly.
-
-"Are you?" said the Watermelon, wholly unimpressed by the information.
-"Well, I ain't a Thomas."
-
-"I called you by the name of your car," said the old gentleman. "I
-surmise that you have not had one long."
-
-"I don't feel as if I owned it now," the Watermelon admitted.
-
-The old gentleman smiled genially. Anything was pardonable but
-flippancy in response to his own utterances, none of which was ever
-lacking in weight or importance. The young man, it seemed, was only
-ignorant.
-
-"Are you in trouble?" he asked with a gleam of anticipated pleasure in
-his eyes. To tinker with a machine and accomplish nothing but a crying
-need for an immediate bath was his dearest recreation.
-
-"No," said the Watermelon, thinking of the three, ten, in the pocket of
-the new clothes and of the lonely swimmer. "I ain't--yet."
-
-The old gentleman was vaguely disappointed. "Can you run your machine?"
-he asked, hopeful of a reply in the negative.
-
-"No," said the Watermelon.
-
-"Won't go, eh?" The old gentleman turned off the power in his car and
-stepped forth, agilely, joyfully, prepared to do irreparable damage to
-the stranger's car. He drew off his gloves and slipped them into his
-pocket, then for a moment he hesitated.
-
-"Where is your chauffeur?"
-
-"I haven't one," said the Watermelon.
-
-The old gentleman disapproved. "Until you know more about your machine,
-you should have one," said he oratorically. "I am practically an
-expert, and yet I always take mine with me."
-
-He waved aside any comment on his own meritorious conduct and foresight
-and turned to the machine. "There is probably something the matter with
-the carburetor," said he, and raised the hood.
-
-"Probably," admitted the Watermelon, alighting and peering into the
-engine beside the old gentleman.
-
-"Father," suggested the lady gently, "maybe you had better let
-Alphonse--"
-
-Alphonse, sure of the reply, made no move to alight and assist.
-
-The old gentleman, with head nearly out of sight, peering here and
-there, tapping this and sounding that, replied with evident annoyance.
-"Certainly not, Henrietta. I am perfectly capable--"
-
-His words trailed off into vague mutterings.
-
-The Watermelon glanced at the lady, girl or woman, he was not sure
-which. Between thirty and thirty-five, the unconquerable youth of the
-modern age radiated from every fold of her dainty frock, from the big
-hat and graceful veil. Her hair was soft and brown and thick, her mouth
-was rather large, thin-lipped and humorous, and yet pathetic, the mouth
-of one who laughs through tears, seeing the piteous, so closely
-intermingled with the amusing. Her eyes were brown, clever, with
-delicate brows and a high smooth forehead. The Watermelon decided that
-she was not pretty, but distinctly classy. She was watching him with
-amused approval, oddly mingled with wistfulness, for the Watermelon was
-young and tall and graceful, good-looking and boyish. His man's mouth
-and square chin were overtopped by his laughing woman's eyes, soft and
-gentle and dreaming, a face that fascinated men as well as women. And
-he was young and she was--thirty-five. He smiled at the friendliness he
-saw in her eyes and turned to the old gentleman, who was now thoroughly
-absorbed.
-
-"I need a monkey-wrench," said he. "I thought at first that there was
-something the matter with the carburetor, but think now that it must be
-in the crank shaft assembly."
-
-"Oh, yes," agreed the Watermelon vaguely, and got the wrench from the
-tool-box as directed.
-
-"I--I think that maybe you had better let us tow you to some garage,"
-said the lady timorously, her voice barely audible above the old
-gentleman's noisy administrations.
-
-"Search me," returned the Watermelon, standing by to lend assistance
-with every tool from the box in his arms or near by where he could reach
-it instantly at an imperious command.
-
-"Automobiles," said the lady, "are like the modern schoolmarms, always
-breaking down."
-
-"Like hoboes," suggested the Watermelon, "always broke."
-
-The old gentleman straightened up. "There is something the matter with
-the gasolene inlet valve," he announced firmly.
-
-"The whole car must be rotten," surmised the Watermelon, catching the
-oil-can as it was about to slip from his already over-burdened hands.
-
-"No, no," returned the old gentleman reassuringly, as he buttoned his
-long linen cluster securely. "The crank shaft seems to be all right,
-but the--"
-
-He knelt down, still talking, and the Watermelon had a horrible fear for
-a moment that his would-be benefactor was about to offer up prayers for
-the safety of the car. He reached out his hand to stay proceedings,
-when the old gentleman spoke:
-
-"I must get under the car."
-
-"Maybe it's all right," suggested the Watermelon, who did not like the
-idea of being forced to go after him with the tools.
-
-"Father," the lady's voice was gentle, but firm, and the old gentleman
-paused. "Let Alphonse go. You know we are to dine with the Bartletts.
-Alphonse, please find out what the trouble is."
-
-Alphonse alighted promptly. He was a thin, dapper little man with a
-blasé superiority that was impressive as betokening a profound knowledge
-of the idiosyncrasies of motor-cars. He plainly had no faith in the old
-gentleman's diagnosis. He approached the car and announced the trouble
-practically at once.
-
-"There is no gasolene."
-
-The old gentleman was not in the least perturbed over his own slight
-error in judgment. "A frequent, very frequent oversight," said he,
-rising. "We will tow you to the hotel, my dear sir. You can get the
-gasolene there."
-
-"Never mind," said the Watermelon. "I can hoof it."
-
-"Hoof it!" The old gentleman was pained and hurt. "Hoof it, when I
-have my car right here! No, indeed. Alphonse, get the rope."
-
-The Watermelon protested. "Aw, really, you know--"
-
-"Weren't you going to the hotel?"
-
-"I was thinking some of it. But the car--"
-
-"Alphonse, get the rope. It will be a pleasure. We have always got to
-lend assistance to a broken car. We may be in the same fix ourselves
-some day."
-
-Alphonse brought the rope and the Watermelon watched them adjust it.
-When the last knot was tied to the old gentleman's liking, he turned to
-the Watermelon and presented him with his card. The Watermelon took it
-and read the name, "Brig.-General Charles Montrose Grossman, U.S.A.,
-Retired." Then, not to be outdone, he reached in the still unexplored
-pockets of his new clothes with confident ease, and finding a
-pocket-book drew it forth, opened it on the mere chance that there would
-be a card within, found one and presented it to the general with lofty
-unconcern, trusting that the general and the owner of the clothes were
-not acquainted.
-
-"William Hargrave Batchelor," read the general aloud, while his round
-fat face beamed with pleasure. "I have heard about you, sir, and am
-glad to make your acquaintance."
-
-The Watermelon grasped the extended hand and wrung it with fervor. "The
-pleasure is all mine," said he with airy grace and sublime
-self-assurance.
-
-"Let me present you to my daughter. Henrietta, this is young Mr.
-Batchelor of New York. You have read about him, my dear, in the papers.
-He broke the cotton ring on Wall Street last week. You may remember.
-Miss Grossman, Mr. Batchelor."
-
-The girl put out her hand and the Watermelon shook it. Her hand was
-slender and white, soft as velvet and well cared for. The Watermelon's
-was big and brown and coarse, and entirely neglected as to the nails.
-Henrietta noticed it with fastidious amusement. William Hargrave
-Batchelor was not in her estimation, formed from the little she had read
-about him in the papers, a gentleman. He had started life as a newsboy
-on the streets of New York, and doubtless had not had his suddenly
-acquired wealth long enough to be familiar with the small niceties of
-life. Besides, he was so young and so good-looking, one could forgive
-him a great deal more than dirty nails.
-
-"You hardly look as old as I imagined you to be from the papers,"
-declared the general, regarding a bit enviously the youth who had made
-millions in a few short weeks by a sensational stroke of financial
-genius.
-
-"I have a young mug," explained the Watermelon modestly.
-
-The general looked a bit startled. Henrietta laughed. She had always
-wanted to meet a man in the making.
-
-"I hope that if you have no other engagement, you will dine with us,"
-said she.
-
-"Certainly," cried the general. "Have you a previous appointment?"
-
-"With myself," said the Watermelon. "To dine."
-
-"You will dine with us," declared the general, and that settled it.
-"Get into my car. Alphonse will steer yours."
-
-The Watermelon made one last protest against highway robbery in broad
-daylight, but the general waved him to silence and the Watermelon
-decided that if they wished to make off with the stranger's car it was
-no fault of his. He had done his best to stop it. He climbed into the
-general's car, the general cranked up and they were off, Alphonse and
-the Thomas car trailing along behind.
-
-
-
-
- *CHAPTER IV*
-
- *AND WHEN I DINE*
-
-
-Henrietta turned sidewise that she might the better converse with her
-guest.
-
-"I noticed by the papers that you always make it a point to spend
-Sundays in the country somewhere near New York, so that you can return
-quickly in your car. I suppose that you really need the rest and quiet
-for your week's work."
-
-"I never work when I can rest," said the Watermelon truthfully.
-
-"That's right, that's right," agreed the general, torn between a desire
-to talk to the phenomenal young financier, who in one night had set New
-York all agog, and to avoid a smash-up with the stone walls on either
-side of the road. "Men are altogether too eager to make money."
-
-"Yes," said Henrietta. "Everything nowadays is money, money, money."
-Then remembering who her guest was, she added quickly, "I think it is
-splendid in your getting away from it all and spending one day a week in
-the country, close to nature. They say that stock-brokers are never
-happy away from the Street."
-
-"But I am not a stock-broker," explained the Watermelon, with his
-candid, boyish smile. "I'm a lamb."
-
-Henrietta laughed. "But not fleeced," said she gaily.
-
-"Not yet," admitted the Watermelon, wondering if William Hargrave
-Batchelor was still enjoying his swim.
-
-"What you want to do, now that you have made your 'pile,'" advised the
-general, as the machine swerved dangerously near a tree, "is to leave
-the Street at once. Invest your money in U.S. government bonds and buy
-a place in the country."
-
-"You don't like the country yourself, father, except in the summer,"
-objected Henrietta.
-
-"That's all right, my dear, but when a man has three millions invested
-in government bonds, he does not have to spend all of his life in the
-country. Your last deal brought you three millions, I believe the
-papers said?" Never before had the general discussed a friend's private
-affairs with such sylvan frankness and interest, with such complete
-unconsciousness of his own rudeness, but the youth who had risen one
-night from the obscurity of New York's multitude to a position of
-importance in the greatest money market in the world appeared to the
-general in the light of a public character, and as he would have
-discussed aviation with the Wright brothers, the North Pole with Peary,
-so now he discussed money with the Watermelon.
-
-"Three, ten," chuckled the Watermelon.
-
-"Ah, yes," sighed the general. Money is power and every man wants
-power. The general was old, without the time, training or opportunity
-to make money, while this long-legged youth with the ridiculous woman's
-eyes, sat on the back seat and babbled lightly of millions as the
-general could hardly do of thousands.
-
-"Ah, yes, three millions. Have you ever lived in the country?"
-
-"Oh, off and on," said the Watermelon.
-
-"I suppose you are fond of it or you wouldn't come up here every
-Sunday," went on the general, missing the wall on the right by a
-fraction of an inch. "Do you care for fishing?"
-
-"If the bites ain't too plentiful."
-
-Henrietta laughed. "You can't do it, Mr. Batchelor," said she.
-
-"Do what?" asked the Watermelon, leaning forward. The Watermelon never
-lacked self-assurance under any circumstances, and before a pretty girl
-it merely grew in adverse ratio to the girl's years and in direct ratio
-to her good looks. Henrietta was not pretty, but she had charm and
-grace and good breeding, and a combination of the three sometimes equals
-prettiness.
-
-"Make us believe that you are as lazy as you are trying to."
-
-"If I can't do it, I won't try," laughed the Watermelon. "But you can't
-do it, either."
-
-"Do what?"
-
-"Make me believe that you are the general's daughter," returned the
-Watermelon, letting his voice fall, gently and softly. The general was
-busy at that moment preventing the car from climbing a tree and trying
-to decide between Maine and Virginia as the best place for the
-Watermelon to invest in his country estate. Personally, he preferred
-Maine in summer and Virginia in winter. Was it therefore preferable to
-roast in summer and be comfortable in winter, or to freeze in winter and
-enjoy yourself in summer?
-
-"Don't I look like him?" asked Henrietta, wishing that she had not made
-the conversation quite so personal thus early in their acquaintance.
-
-"You look like him," admitted the Watermelon, "but--"
-
-Henrietta laughed faintly. "You wouldn't take me for his sister, would
-you?" she questioned, fearing he would say yes. William Hargrave
-Batchelor had spent his youth peddling papers and blacking boots. A
-frank disregard for all social graces and hypocrisies was doubtless one
-of his most pronounced characteristics. The little social amenities
-would hardly be required in the strenuous existence of newsboy and
-boot-black.
-
-"For his granddaughter," said the Watermelon.
-
-"Of course," said the general, aloud, "Maine has fine shooting in
-winter."
-
-"None of Maine for mine," declared the Watermelon conclusively. "Maine
-is a prohibition state."
-
-The general frowned. "You don't drink, I hope, young man?"
-
-"Drink," said the Watermelon, making Henrietta think unreasonably of a
-minister, "Drink causes a psychological condition which each man should
-experience to obtain a clear insight into the normal condition of the
-mind." He paused impressively and Henrietta felt almost compelled to
-say "Amen," for what reason she did not know. "But," added the youth in
-the solemn tones of the benediction, "when I get--lit, I like to do it
-on whisky and not poison."
-
-The general who had intended a scathing reply, and firm but gentle
-counsel to lead back to the narrow path this promising young man
-hovering on the brink of ruin, with all his glorious possibilities,
-found himself agreeing.
-
-The car had reached the top of the steep hill, and suddenly left the
-trees, the narrow, woodland road, with the columbine and wild roses
-nodding at them from the underbrush, and swept out on to a wide,
-well-kept driveway, with smooth rolling lawns on each side and a
-majestic white building as a crowning glory on the top of the hill.
-
-Grandview did not belie its name. High on the topmost ridge, it looked
-over valley and woods and streams, beyond to farther hills, peak after
-peak, range after range, fading into a blue shadow against the sky. It
-was a big, square, garish building, gaunt and unlovely among its lovely
-surroundings. There were two porches, one up-stairs and one below. They
-were filled with chairs and gay, brightly fringed hammocks. Behind the
-hotel was a stable and garage, white and gaunt and square like the main
-building.
-
-It was the dinner hour and in the country there is never any need to
-urge one to the table. So, save for a man and a girl, waiting on the
-steps, there was no one in sight.
-
-"There are the Bartletts now," cried Henrietta, as the train of cars
-approached the porch. "Poor dears, we have kept them waiting."
-
-"I wonder," said the Watermelon, "why a guy always gets so hungry on
-Sunday."
-
-"Nothing else to do," suggested Henrietta, "but eat."
-
-The car stopped and she started to alight but the Watermelon was before,
-offering his hand with a grace bred of absolute unconsciousness of self.
-
-"Alphonse can take your car to the garage and fill it with gasolene,"
-said the general. He always felt that after he had done his best to put
-a car out of order for good, he practically owned the car and its owner.
-
-"Aw, don't bother," protested the Watermelon.
-
-"Tush, tush, man, it is no bother," and the general turned to the coldly
-respectful Alphonse.
-
-Henrietta had started toward the steps and the Watermelon turned to
-follow her, when he saw _her_ standing on the top step, looking straight
-at him across Henrietta's shoulder. His first impulse was to stand and
-stare, his second, to turn and run back to Mike and James and his old
-clothes, his third, which he followed blindly, was to stumble forward,
-hat in hand, not from any respect for woman in the abstract, but just
-for her, her tiny feet, her small white teeth, her dimple. She would
-not come up to his shoulder by at least six inches, she was very
-slender, and in her high-waisted, yellow frock, she seemed a mere wisp
-of a girl. Her hair and eyes were brown, her cheeks flushed like the
-petals of an apple blossom. She had a crooked little smile that brought
-a single dimple in one soft cheek. Her hat was a big, flapping affair,
-covered with buttercups and daisies.
-
-The Watermelon, gazing at her, forgot everything, Henrietta, dinner, the
-general. He stared and she stared back. The brown suit with the pale
-green stripe and the faint suggestion of red, lent an undeniable
-improvement to the broad shoulders and long limbs of the graceful
-Watermelon. The admirable shave and hair-cut the village barber had
-given him in exchange for his own quarter, revealed the square-cut chin
-and the good-natured, careless mouth of the born ne'er-do-well. Under
-the brim of the soft expensive panama, were his woman's eyes, now tragic
-and unhappy, for who was he but a tramp, a frequenter of the highways
-and back streets, an associate of James and Mike?
-
-"Billy," said Henrietta, "we have had an adventure and picked up another
-guest. Miss Bartlett, Mr. Batchelor."
-
-"Were you part of the adventure?" asked Billy, holding out her hand.
-
-"Yes," said the Watermelon, incapable of further speech.
-
-Henrietta presented him to Mr. Bartlett, a stout, red-faced gentleman of
-middle age. Wealth, success, self-complacency radiated from him like the
-rays of the sun. He grasped the hard brown hand of the Watermelon and
-looked the young man up and down, noticing the pin in his tie, the
-panama and the silk socks without seeming fairly to notice the man.
-
-"William Hargrave Batchelor?" he murmured questioningly.
-
-"The same," answered the general heartily, feeling that he had done
-something praiseworthy in capturing the young man. He drew off his
-gloves and beamed at the Watermelon.
-
-"He is a young one to beat us, Bartlett. We ought to be Oslerized."
-
-Bartlett's eyes gleamed and he shook the Watermelon's hand with renewed
-pleasure. "Youth," said he oratorically, "is hard to beat, General, but
-we aren't deaduns yet. I have had an occasional try at the Street,
-myself, Mr. Batchelor. You may have heard of me."
-
-"Oh, yes," said the Watermelon absent-mindedly, thinking of the girl
-with the single dimple and the turned-up nose.
-
-"Father took me, once," said Billy. "It was terrible. Are you a
-broker, Mr. Batchelor?"
-
-"Haven't you read yesterday's papers, Billy?" exclaimed Henrietta.
-
-"I never read the papers," admitted Billy, with a charming smile. "Just
-the front page head-lines, sometimes."
-
-"He was there," laughed the general. "In inch-high print. He broke the
-cotton ring, my dear." The general's tone was full of reflected glory
-as the host of the great man.
-
-"Oh," cried Billy, "that's where father lost so much. He told me this
-morning, just as we left the house--"
-
-Bartlett glanced sharply at the Watermelon and interrupted Billy with a
-laugh. "You get everything wrong, my dear," said he, tweaking her ear.
-"I said a good deal of money had been lost--"
-
-"But, papa," protested Billy, "you said--"
-
-"Come to dinner, everybody, please," interrupted Henrietta, in response
-to an appealing glance from Bartlett. "I am starving whether you others
-are or not."
-
-"We had better," cried the general jocularly, "or this young man will
-become a bear instead of a bull." He laid his hand affectionately on
-the Watermelon's shoulder and walked down the hall with it resting
-there.
-
-
-
-
- *CHAPTER V*
-
- *A PLAN AND A TELEGRAM*
-
-
-The big, cool dining-room, with tall palms and plants, snowy tables and
-gleaming silver, the crowd of well-dressed people, the talk and
-laughter, and the obsequious, hurrying waiters, was not a new experience
-to the Watermelon. For one short, painful week, he had essayed to be a
-waiter and had finally seen the folly of his ways and given it up after
-he had broken more china than his wages, which were withheld, could
-cover. His complete indifference as to what people thought of him made
-him entirely at his ease, while his scattered wits were coming back with
-a rush and his colossal self-assurance was growing every moment he was
-in the society of the charming Billy.
-
-"I was a hash-slinger once," said he, gazing at her across the table.
-
-Her small nose wrinkled with pleasure and the single dimple flashed
-forth and was gone.
-
-"That's right," said the general, who grew more fond of his guest with
-every passing remark. "Don't be ashamed of the past just because you
-have money now."
-
-"You blacked boots, too, I believe?" questioned Bartlett, the results of
-that unfortunate cotton deal he had participated in still rankling.
-"Quite interesting."
-
-The Watermelon had ears only for Billy. She spoke and it was as if the
-others had been silent.
-
-"Was it fun?" she asked.
-
-"Oh, yes," drawled the Watermelon sarcastically. "It was fun all right.
-Everybody wanted to be waited on first and everybody wanted the white
-meat."
-
-"What did they do when they didn't get waited on?" asked Billy.
-
-"Yelled at me," said the Watermelon, "as if I was their servant. This
-is a free country and we are all equal. I said that to one old gent
-once and it raised Cain."
-
-"What'd he say?"
-
-"He said that might be, but we didn't remain equal."
-
-"What did you say?"
-
-"I said, 'I know it and I am sorry for you, sir. Don't blame yourself
-too much,' I said. 'Was it drink that did it?' When I left they didn't
-give me any pay."
-
-"Why not?" asked Billy, eagerly amused.
-
-"They said I had broken too many dishes. I said if I had known they were
-going to keep my pay, I would have broken twice as many."
-
-"Why didn't you do it, then?" asked Billy, whose ideas of vengeance were
-young and drastic.
-
-"Too much work," explained the Watermelon. "If I wasn't extra strong, I
-wouldn't have been able to break what I did."
-
-"I presume you return to the city to-night?" questioned Bartlett.
-
-The Watermelon thought of the shivering wretch who was trying to hide
-his nakedness in the forest depths and shook his head. "I'm leaving
-about three," said he, putting the parting off as long as possible
-because of Billy. It hurt him to think of leaving her, even then,
-charming, dainty Billy.
-
-"Tell me some other things you have done," teased Billy.
-
-"If I sat over that side," said the Watermelon with the boldness of
-desperation. In two short hours they would part for good, so why not
-make the most of the short time allowed? "If I sat over that side, I
-could tell you so much better the sad, sweet story of my life."
-
-"Come on," laughed Billy. And the Watermelon rose, to the amusement of
-those nearest, went around the table and drew up a chair beside Billy,
-with the general on the other side of him.
-
-Henrietta made vain attempts to take a hostess' part in the
-conversation, and both Billy and the Watermelon made equally polite and
-good-natured endeavors to include her, but when two are young, and one
-is pretty and the other handsome, a third person assumes the proportions
-of not a crowd so much as a mob. The general was enjoying himself
-sufficiently with his dinner. He and Bartlett had gone to the same
-school and he felt as much right to neglect Bartlett as though he had
-been a brother. Henrietta turned to Bartlett and they chatted on the
-trivial affairs of the day, while Henrietta wondered if she did seem so
-very old to the Watermelon and Bartlett matured a plan that had come to
-him like an inspiration as he watched the Watermelon's frank admiration
-for Billy.
-
-In the crash on the Street which had broken the cotton ring and had
-brought a comparatively young and hitherto unknown man into prominence,
-Bartlett had lost more than he cared to think about. Though his name
-had not appeared, he had been heavily involved. The ring had needed but
-a week, a day, more to bring it to perfection, then in a night, from
-whence hardly a soul knew, having worked quietly, steadily,
-persistently, this unforeseen factor had arisen and defeat stared the
-ring in the face. Another week would bring complete collapse unless
-this William Hargrave Batchelor could be suppressed. They had tried to
-see him, but he would not be seen. Clearly he had no price, preferring
-to fight to a finish, which was an admirable quality in one so young,
-but hardly to be desired in an opponent who unfortunately had every
-chance to win. Voluntarily, he would not leave the fight, but if he
-could be suppressed? The following Saturday was the crucial time. If
-he did not return until the day after?
-
-Bartlett had left the city late the previous afternoon to spend Sunday
-with Billy, away from the heat and worry of the scene of battle, and
-here was William Hargrave Batchelor, apparently doing the same thing.
-Clearly it was a dispensation of Providence. There was Billy, and after
-all William Hargrave Batchelor was young and human. He had probably
-never known girls like Billy before, or dined with them as equals. He
-certainly had made no attempt to hide his admiration for this particular
-one. Bartlett chatted gaily with Henrietta and watched the two
-opposite, trying to decide if it would be possible to kidnap the young
-man for a week, take him farther into the country, get him away from
-Wall Street at any cost. Were Billy's charms equal to the attempt?
-
-William Hargrave Batchelor was said to be a cold, hard-headed youth, who
-had risen by sheer grit and determination to the place he now held,
-riding rough-shod over his own and every one else's desires and
-pleasures. A calm, imperturbable young man, with cruel keen eyes, the
-papers described him. Watching him across the table, Bartlett decided
-that his square jaw and thin mouth fitted the description fairly well,
-but that the eyes were a complete contradiction. They were neither keen
-nor cruel, but soft and mild and sleepy. The whole face was careless,
-indifferent, and if it were not for the jaw, Bartlett would have hardly
-believed it possible that Batchelor was sitting opposite him. His own
-jaw snapped and he swore to himself that he would keep him for a week,
-either through Billy or otherwise. So strong is the power of suggestion,
-it did not enter his head to question the youth's identity.
-
-They were rising from the table now. The general, having dined to his
-satisfaction, was beaming with good humor and stories. Excusing himself
-a moment, Bartlett hurried to the telegraph station in the office. He
-hunted for his code, but could not find it and had to write the telegram
-in English. It would be safe enough. The operator was a raw country
-youth who wouldn't be able to understand it anyway, and it would go
-direct to his broker, who would be spending the day at his country place
-on Long Island.
-
-"Have W.H.B.," wrote Bartlett. "Will take him for a week's tour in the
-country, with Billy's help. Eat them up."
-
-"Rush it," he ordered sternly, "and bring me the answer. I will wait
-for it on the porch."
-
-The news soon spread that the stranger dining with the general and his
-daughter was none other than the suddenly famous young stock broker,
-whose grim defiance of the Street was told in head-lines in the daily
-papers, and whose life from the cradle up was thrillingly recounted in
-the Sunday supplement. When he had changed his seat at the table, there
-had been a suppressed titter of amusement for the eccentricities of a
-great man, and those who made a study of human nature saw plainly an
-indication of that character which knew what it wanted and would get it
-and keep it, overriding all obstacles. A man like that, nothing could
-down.
-
-As they stood on the porch after dinner, waiting for Bartlett to rejoin
-them, the four were soon surrounded by an ever-growing circle of friends
-and near friends, and to his pained surprise, the Watermelon was the
-admired center of the group. All looked on him much as the general did,
-not so much as a man but as a character out of the Sunday supplement.
-Bored to exhaustion, he shook hands limply with a score or more whom he
-did not know and did not want to know.
-
-It was getting late and he would have to return the clothes and become
-once more merely the Watermelon. He had forgotten the beauty show and
-had no heart for it now. When he left Billy nothing more counted,
-nothing mattered. Old clothes or good, hobo or millionaire, without
-Billy, one was as desirable as the other. He would return the clothes
-and beat it up the line that evening. James and Mike could go to grass.
-Meanwhile, instead of getting the most out of the short space of time
-allotted to him and having Billy alone somewhere, here he was shaking
-hands with a frowsy bunch of highbrows.
-
-"Mr. Batchelor, would you invest in copper, if you were I?" queried an
-elderly maiden whose hand he had weakly grasped and but just dropped.
-
-The Watermelon looked around, desperately, miserably. Billy was gazing
-at him from the edge of the crowd, awe fighting with admiration and
-amusement on her small face. Henrietta had presented him gaily, to this
-one and that, and the general, thoroughly in his element, stood by and
-showed him off as though he were a new horse or the latest model
-motor-car.
-
-"No," said the Watermelon. "I would not invest in copper."
-
-"Have you any copper?" questioned another with a wink that the great man
-was caught.
-
-"No," repeated the Watermelon with the animation of a hitching-post. "I
-have no copper. I have never had any, not even pennies," he added,
-thinking how fast the time was going and he would become a tramp again,
-with ragged clothes and empty pockets, while Billy would still
-be--Billy.
-
-Every one laughed and the general essayed a joke on his own account.
-"Greenbacks are a better investment," said he, "and you have invested in
-them pretty well."
-
-"How could you tear yourself away from the Street?" asked one
-impressionable young thing.
-
-"I don't know," said the Watermelon. "Wall Street is practically my
-home." And he gazed languidly over their heads into the trees across
-the road.
-
-"Oh, Mr. Batchelor, do you think the tariff will affect the cost of
-living?" inquired another of his new friends. "So many people claim
-that it will."
-
-Henrietta laughed. "Poor Mr. Batchelor," said she. "You can now
-realize some of the drawbacks to greatness."
-
-"The tariff," said the Watermelon monotonously, "is all right. Take it
-from me."
-
-He glanced again at Billy. The clock in the garage struck two and he
-hesitated no longer. "My car," he muttered vaguely, and made for the
-steps. He ran down them and started around the hotel toward the
-stables. As he passed near the place where Billy stood, he looked up
-straight into her eyes.
-
-"Aren't you coming to see my car--Billy?" he asked, the odd little name
-below his breath, so that even she did not hear.
-
-"Oh, yes, indeed," said Billy.
-
-He caught her hands and swung her down to the lawn beside him.
-
-At the garage they did not stop. The Watermelon heard the general
-panting behind in the distance, but he did not pause. Ungratefully he
-led the way down a narrow path around the stable, into the deep, cool
-shade of the woods. It was two. He would give himself until the clock
-struck three, before he slunk away into the unknown again.
-
-
-
-
- *CHAPTER VI*
-
- *WHAT IS HEAVEN LIKE*
-
-
-They found a little mossy knoll beside the brook and Billy made herself
-comfortable against a tree trunk, while the Watermelon sprawled at her
-feet.
-
-"Say," said he, "what do those guys take me for? The editor of the
-'Answer to correspondents' page?"
-
-"I bet you know as much," said Billy with artless simplicity.
-
-"Sure, I know as much," grinned the Watermelon. "But I'm not paid to
-tell what I know. It would be starvation rates for mine," he added.
-
-Billy laughed. "Didn't you ever go to school?" she asked.
-
-"Yes, I went to school, when father didn't forget."
-
-"Didn't forget?"
-
-"He had eight kids, you see, and he used to say a man couldn't be
-responsible for more than six. Two kids, he used to say, were a
-blessing, four a care, six a burden, and eight an affliction, and no man
-is responsible for his afflictions."
-
-"I wish I had some relatives," said Billy wistfully. "There are only
-daddy and I. Don't you like relatives, some one who belongs to you?"
-
-"Father used to say that relatives were an affliction, and he supposed a
-man had to have afflictions to make a man of him, but if he had had any
-influence with Providence, he would have preferred not to be a man."
-
-"Who was your father?" asked Billy.
-
-"A minister," answered the Watermelon, clasping his hands behind his
-head and staring up at the interlaced boughs overhead. "A country
-minister. He used to say that there was just one thing in this world
-more pitiful than a country minister, and that was his wife."
-
-"Why," cried Billy, "the papers said he used to be a policeman."
-
-"I thought you didn't read the papers?"
-
-"I don't, just the Sunday supplements," said Billy frankly, as one to
-whom his intellectual development is of minor importance.
-
-The Watermelon wheeled over with a laugh and caught her hand. "Hang
-dad!" he exclaimed. "Where'd you get your name?"
-
-He drew himself up on the log beside her, as near as he dared. He
-wanted to put his arm around the slim waist, but decided that he had
-better not.
-
-She jerked her hand away and laughed, her small nose wrinkled, the
-dimple coming and going. "Don't you like it?"
-
-"Sure. It's classy, all right. But what is the long of it?"
-
-"Wilhelmina. Dad's is William, just like yours. We're all Billies."
-
-"Mine ain't William," sneered the Watermelon, edging a bit nearer.
-
-Her eyes opened and she stared in frank surprise. "But the papers
-say--"
-
-"The papers lie faster than I can," said the Watermelon, "and that's
-fairly speedy." He had only an hour and he did not care what she
-thought between him and the papers. "Billy is a darned cute little
-name, and a cute little girl," he added.
-
-"I guess you can lie faster than the papers," said she.
-
-"I can when I want to," admitted the Watermelon. "Father used to say
-that a man that couldn't lie was a fool and one who wouldn't, a bigger."
-
-"I should think if your father was a minister that he wouldn't lie,"
-said Billy severely.
-
-"I know. But he used to say he had to in a business way. To tell a man
-that there was a bigger hell than this earth was a lie on the face of
-it."
-
-"Why?"
-
-"Because there couldn't be, he used to say."
-
-"Don't you believe in Heaven?" demanded Billy.
-
-"Sure," said the Watermelon.
-
-"What do you think it's like?" asked Billy.
-
-"A watermelon patch," said the Watermelon promptly. "Just when all the
-fruit is ripe. Don't you think so?"
-
-"I think it's an ice-cream counter," said Billy.
-
-"Naw. At an ice-cream counter you would have to have money."
-
-"Not in Heaven, you wouldn't," said Billy. "It would all be free and you
-could have as much as you wanted."
-
-"Who would wait on you? Any one could pick a watermelon, but everybody
-can't mix an ice-cream soda."
-
-"The bad people would. That would be hell, you see, always serving it
-to others and never allowed to taste any."
-
-"That wouldn't work, either," objected the Watermelon. "Because there
-would be so many more to do the serving than there would be people to
-serve. No, we are both wrong. Heaven is a grove of trees back of a
-white garage. There's a fallen log and a couple sitting on it."
-
-"I should think that would be monotonous," said Billy. "Do they talk?"
-
-"Sure, they talk. Heaven ain't a deaf and dumb asylum."
-
-"I should think they would get talked out during eternity."
-
-"Ah," said the Watermelon, leaning a bit nearer, "eternity is but a
-minute."
-
-"What do they talk about?"
-
-"Heaven."
-
-"Are they angels?"
-
-"One is."
-
-Billy laughed. "Who are you?" she asked, leaning toward him, one hand
-resting on the log between them, her steady eyes on his face.
-
-The Watermelon again drew forth the card case, extracted a card and
-presented it to her with a flourish.
-
-Holding it, she shook her head dubiously. "I mean are you a
-stock-broker? Are you on 'Change? Father has been nearly all his life,
-and he looks it. His eyes and--everything. Your eyes are different,
-quite different. I don't mean in color and size, for of course they
-would be, but in expression."
-
-"How do you know?" asked the Watermelon. "You have only seen their
-expression when I have been looking at you, and a man doesn't look at a
-girl as if she were the tape from the ticker."
-
-"I know," acknowledged Billy. "But I have known brokers all my life,
-and some have been young, and they--they aren't like you. I never sat
-on a log with one and talked about Heaven."
-
-"Well, you see, I am a minister's son, and I had Heaven with every meal,
-as it were."
-
-"Maybe that's it," agreed Billy.
-
-A stick snapped behind them as though some one were approaching their
-retreat with stealthy tread under cover of the friendly bushes.
-
-"Are you afraid of cows?" asked Billy, glancing over her shoulder
-fearfully.
-
-"Not of female cows," said the Watermelon.
-
-"A broker wouldn't have said that," objected Billy, pursing up her
-mouth. "A broker would say, 'No, indeed, Miss Bartlett. Don't be
-afraid. A cow is really harmless,' and smile as if I were young and
-half-witted, anyway."
-
-A stick snapped again, nearer, and a woodpecker fled from a group of
-trees, scolding angrily.
-
-Billy rose nervously. "If that's a male cow--"
-
-"Sit down," ordered the Watermelon. "It's no cow, unfortunately. It's
-the general."
-
-"Don't you like the general?" asked Billy, sitting down again, but ready
-to rise quickly, instantly.
-
-"Yes, I like him, but I don't think I would if I were a motor-car."
-
-"I have known him and Henrietta all my life," said Billy. "Henrietta
-has been like a mother to me," she added, a statement Henrietta would
-have denied, shortly but firmly. "Really, we ought to go back."
-
-"Politeness is not politeness unless it comes from the heart," said the
-Watermelon, in the tones that had made Henrietta think of a minister,
-she knew not why.
-
-"Did your father used to say that?"
-
-"No, he never had any cause to. We never were polite."
-
-Billy glanced around. "I thought I heard some one cough."
-
-"So did I. It can't be the general. He wouldn't cough."
-
-A hollow cough sounded distinctly from the bushes behind and the
-Watermelon rose to investigate. It was nearly three and at three he
-would have to go, or the man down yonder in the swimming hole might come
-after him to reclaim his clothes and motor-car. The Watermelon
-begrudged every precious moment.
-
-"Wait, and I will see what the mutt wants," said he. "You will wait,
-won't you?" he pleaded, looking down at her where she sat on the log.
-
-"We really ought to go," said Billy.
-
-"All right, but don't run off until I've--I've cured that cough, will
-you?"
-
-Billy nodded and the Watermelon strode to the bushes from whence had
-sounded the harsh, constrained cough. He pushed the branches aside and
-gazed into the small, pinched face of a thin youth of about eighteen,
-dressed in the uniform of the hotel.
-
-"Hist," cautioned the boy, before the Watermelon could speak. "I want
-to tell you something important."
-
-"All right, spit it out and be quick about it," ordered the Watermelon.
-
-If the real William Hargrave Batchelor had managed to get word to the
-hotel about the impostor, the sooner he knew it the better. The boy had
-probably come to offer to help him escape in exchange for something,
-money most likely. Like all tramps, the Watermelon was quick to read
-faces, and in the crafty young face before him, he saw only the dollar
-mark.
-
-"It--I don't want no one to hear me," said the boy, with a motion toward
-the log and Billy's slim young back.
-
-The Watermelon hesitated, but in the shifty eyes he saw fear and
-deference. If he knew the Watermelon for a tramp, there would be no
-deference.
-
-"Gwan, spit it out," ordered the Watermelon. "I ain't keen for the
-pleasure of hearing any of your heart to heart secrets."
-
-"It's very important," said the boy, "and no one must hear."
-
-"I suppose you think every one is busting to hear your words of wisdom,"
-said the Watermelon. "Probably get a dime a word, eh?"
-
-"It's about you," said the boy, harsh with impatience and nervousness.
-"It's--" He drew a piece of paper from his pocket and held it out. "He
-gave me that to send."
-
-"Who are you?"
-
-"The telegraph clerk," whispered the boy, with a frightened glance
-toward Billy on the log.
-
-The Watermelon read the paper and smiled a slow, sweet smile of
-anticipated pleasure as the full import of Bartlett's telegram became
-clear. He glanced at Billy and his smile deepened. Then he turned and
-drew the boy farther away.
-
-"Bartlett sent this, eh?"
-
-"Yes," cried the boy, eager with excitement over the service he was
-rendering the great man. "And the minute I read it and knew that you
-were here, I knew you ought to have it."
-
-"Didn't you send it?"
-
-"Yes, I had to. You see he stood right there. But just as soon as he
-went, I lit out to find you."
-
-"Where is he now?"
-
-"I seen him on the front porch with Miss Grossman. Say, you'll want to
-be going now, won't you, huh? You ken get to New York to-night if you
-hurry."
-
-The Watermelon rattled the coins in his pockets and looked down at the
-thin, crafty face of the youngster. "Kid," said lie, "if you keep on as
-you've begun, you'll be doing time, sure. You're a thieving little
-snipe and ought to be the head of a corporation some day, or a United
-States senator, 'cause you haven't as much honor as a grasshopper, see?
-I don't know why you shouldn't land in Sing Sing, if you miss the
-corporation job or the senate."
-
-"Huh," said the boy, reddening with the praise of the great man.
-
-"If you let on that you have shown this to me, you will lose your job
-here, you know. So, until I can see my friend, J. Pierpont, about that
-other job for you, you'd better keep your mouth shut. Understand?"
-
-"Sure," cried the boy. "Course I understand."
-
-The Watermelon handed him a quarter. "When I reach New York," said he
-airily, "I'll send you me check for a thousand."
-
-
-
-
- *CHAPTER VII*
-
- *WATERMELON YIELDS*
-
-
-Eager to accomplish the plan he had suddenly conceived, the Watermelon
-turned and strolled back to Billy, while the boy gazed after such
-majesty in awed admiration.
-
-"Who was it?" asked Billy, looking up as the Watermelon approached.
-
-"The telegraph clerk," said the Watermelon calmly. "A telegram--and he
-brought it to me."
-
-He made no motion to sit down and Billy rose.
-
-"I suppose you have to go back," said she. She had to throw back her
-head to see into his face, for the top of her beflowered hat only
-reached to his shoulder.
-
-"No," said the Watermelon, preparing the way for the future. "I could
-take a few days off, if I wanted to. Come on. I might as well try and
-save the remains of my car after the general has done his best to ruin
-it. I heard him go into the garage as we got out of sight. The general
-is more expensive than a motorcar."
-
-"I like the general," said Billy, as they started slowly back.
-
-"I suppose he has been like a grandfather to you," said the Watermelon,
-glancing down at the top of the big hat. "Don't you want me for a
-relative of some kind?"
-
-"You said relatives were afflictions," objected Billy.
-
-"I know; but it is only through our afflictions that we can rise to
-higher things."
-
-"What higher things?"
-
-"Why, Heaven, as I described it last."
-
-They found the general with Henrietta and Bartlett in the garage. The
-general was kindly superintending the filling of the absent Batchelor's
-car with gasolene, Bartlett was expounding the merits of his make of car
-as superior to any other make, while Henrietta sat on the step of the
-general's car and pretended to be listening.
-
-"I took the liberty," apologized the general, as the other two appeared
-in the doorway, feeling, on the contrary, that he was doing the young
-man an inestimable favor.
-
-"Go ahead," said the Watermelon.
-
-"Draw the line somewhere," advised Henrietta. "Father is too fond of
-trying to see what makes the wheels go round to give him carte blanche
-with any car."
-
-"I understand a car thoroughly, Henrietta," said the general. "I have
-always been fond of mechanics."
-
-"I know it, dear," said Henrietta with contrition. "I have always said
-that if you hadn't been a general, you would have been a master
-mechanic."
-
-"Thank God, he's a general," whispered the Watermelon into the small ear
-of Billy.
-
-"To thoroughly appreciate a car, you should take a trip of a week or
-two," said Bartlett, not glancing at the Watermelon, apparently talking
-to the general alone. "There is nothing like it. It has revolutionized
-travel. Have you ever done it, General, spent a month, a week, at
-least, in your car, going where you wanted, stopping as long as you
-wanted and as often?"
-
-Assured that Alphonse was attending to the gasolene, the general
-withdrew his invaluable supervision and turned to the others.
-
-"We spent a week in the car last summer, and we intended to do it again
-this year, but have somehow put it off."
-
-"It's perfectly delightful," said Henrietta. "You wonder how you ever
-tolerated a train."
-
-"It is tramping idealized," declared Bartlett.
-
-"It's dandy," cried Billy. "Daddy, do you remember that time we went
-from Maine straight down the coast to Maryland?"
-
-The general turned to the Watermelon. "I suppose you have grown tired
-of it," said he, "A young unmarried man can go when and where he wants."
-
-"Oh, I've been around some," admitted the Watermelon modestly. "But
-never in a car."
-
-"You should try it, my dear sir," said Bartlett. "Upon my word, you
-have no idea how fascinating it is."
-
-"I never owned a car."
-
-"You do now," laughed Henrietta. "Now's your chance."
-
-"I've no one to go with," replied the Watermelon innocently, smiling
-down at Henrietta on the car step and not looking at Bartlett.
-
-Henrietta laughed and threw out one of her delicate, graceful hands with
-a little gesture that embraced the whole group. "You have all of us,
-now," said she. "We have made you one of us."
-
-Bartlett agreed with a chuckle. Things were coming his way with hardly
-any effort on his part, as they, had had a way of doing until William
-Hargrave Batchelor had made himself too annoying. He took it as a good
-sign and smiled cheerfully.
-
-"You can take us all," laughed Billy.
-
-"A week," said Bartlett tentatively, "in the country, away from
-telegrams and letters and papers, it would do me a vast amount of good.
-I have been overworking lately." He nodded gravely, in confirmation of
-his own remark. "I would like to drop everything, now, this minute,
-crank up the car and start, no matter where, any place, any road. You
-don't need clothes. The lighter you travel, the better. You can put up
-anywhere you happen to be for the night, and, if you get lost it does
-not matter, merely adds to the fun and affords an adventure."
-
-"It sounds alluring," said Henrietta. "Suppose we all go, just as we
-are!"
-
-"We could," cried Billy. "Why, Dad, we could do it easily. I have that
-linen dress I wore yesterday, and my brush and comb and things, and you
-have yours."
-
-"But the general and Henrietta," objected Bartlett. "They only ran up
-here for the day, my dear. They may not have anything."
-
-"Yes, we have," cried Henrietta, "We planned to stay a week or two and
-sent a trunk along. We could easily pack a suit-case."
-
-"Oh!" exclaimed Billy. "Do let's do it."
-
-"I noticed a suit-case in your car, Batchelor," Bartlett turned to the
-Watermelon, genially. "I judge you are planning to take a few days'
-jaunt somewhere."
-
-"I was thinking of it," acknowledged the Watermelon, with truth,
-lounging gracefully in the doorway.
-
-Bartlett laughed. "We are crazy, all of us," said he and waved the
-suggestion aside as a whimsical fancy best forgotten.
-
-"Oh, Daddy, please," teased Billy.
-
-"But, Billy, child, the others don't want to do it, the general or
-Batchelor."
-
-"I want to," said Henrietta, "and so does the general. Father, wouldn't
-you like to take a trip in the car somewhere for a week or two?"
-
-The general's attention had wandered back to the car. He turned
-abstractedly. "Do what, Henrietta?"
-
-"Take a trip in the car for a week or two."
-
-"Yes, we must plan one later, as we did last summer."
-
-"But we mean now, father, start right now."
-
-"Now? Henrietta, you're foolish, my dear."
-
-"No, indeed, father. Why not now? 'Do it now' is your favorite motto,
-you know."
-
-"It is impossible," and the general, also, dismissed the subject.
-
-Bartlett thrust his hands in his pockets and appeared absorbed in his
-car. He knew Billy.
-
-"Why impossible?" asked Billy, laying a small hand on the general's arm.
-"You were going to spend a week here. Why not spend it in your car?
-You have no engagement, have you?"
-
-"No," said the general, smiling into her pretty face. "But what about
-clothes?"
-
-"Clothes," laughed Billy, "why, clothes--"
-
-"Be hanged," said the Watermelon.
-
-Bartlett laughed. "Quite so. Wash out on the line, general. Better
-come."
-
-"Pretend the Indians have risen," said Henrietta, "and you are given an
-hour to get into marching order."
-
-"Ah, yes," cried the eager Billy, patting the arm she clung to. "You
-used to do it, General, why, in half an hour, out on the plains."
-
-"What do you know about it, puss?" asked the general.
-
-"Didn't you?" pleaded Billy.
-
-"Yes," said the general, who always gave in to a pretty woman. "I used
-to. In those days we were always ready for a fight."
-
-"So you will go? I knew you would."
-
-"But Mr. Batchelor may have to return to the city," suggested Henrietta,
-glancing at the Watermelon.
-
-Bartlett shot a glance at the young man and began to whistle softly
-through his teeth as he indifferently raised the bonnet of his car and
-examined the clean, well-ordered machinery within. Would Billy's charms
-be enough to hold the young man against his better judgment? Could he
-forget what the next week meant to him, forget the lure of the Street,
-the rise and fall of stocks, in the light of a woman's eyes, in the
-sound of a woman's laugh? If Billy could not keep him, what could? He
-must be kept. A week with him out of the way, the ring could be
-renewed, strengthened, that which was lost, regained. Bartlett bent low
-over his car, but he heard Billy, sweetly speaking to the Watermelon.
-
-"You don't have to return to the city, do you? You would much rather go
-with us, wouldn't you?"
-
-The Watermelon glanced at Bartlett. If he accepted too readily,
-Bartlett might wonder, yet if he hesitated, if he thought apparently of
-how important his presence in the city would be in the coming week, even
-if there were to be a few days of armed neutrality, it might seem even
-more impossible that he would consent to go.
-
-"Can't you join us, Batchelor?" asked the general. "You've made enough
-for one while. When you run out of that three million, you can go back.
-Time enough then."
-
-"Swollen fortunes are a crime nowadays," said Henrietta, smiling her
-odd, half gay, half tender smile.
-
-"Come ahead, Batchelor," urged Bartlett with friendly good nature,
-neither too eager, nor too insistent, but his eyes were half shut and
-the palms of his hands wet as he rubbed them on his handkerchief.
-
-"We will start to-night," said Billy. "It will be beautiful. In the
-night, driving is perfectly lovely, you know, Mr. Batchelor."
-
-"Better come," advised the general. "We can keep in touch with the
-telegraph. It's not as if we were going into the wilds of Africa."
-
-"No, indeed," said Bartlett. "I have interests in New York, myself,
-that I want to keep an eye on."
-
-Billy laid her hand on his arm. "Won't you come?" she teased.
-
-The Watermelon looked down, under the brim of her hat, into the
-gray-green eyes and smiled.
-
-"Yes," he said simply. "I would like to."
-
-
-
-
- *CHAPTER VIII*
-
- *GRATITUDE IS A FLOWER*
-
-
-James lay in the shade of the butternut tree and smoked gloomily. He
-was well-shaved and his hair newly cut and carefully brushed, but his
-clothes were still the rags that had graced his muscular form since the
-dim, nearly forgotten long ago, when he had stolen them one lucky night
-from some back yard passed in the course of his travels.
-
-He squinted at the sun through the tree tops and judged it to be about
-four. The Watermelon had evidently done no better or he would have
-turned up before. Mike, sprawled in the grass beside him, slept with
-the stentorian slumber of the corpulent. James kicked him.
-
-"Aw, wake up," he growled. "I want your rare intelligence to unbosom me
-sorrowful and heavy heart to."
-
-Mike yawned, stretched and sat up, pushing his shapeless hat to the back
-of his round hot head. He drew his sleeve across his streaming forehead
-and yawned and stretched again.
-
-"You ought to relax, James," said he, cutting a square from the plug of
-tobacco that he carried carefully wrapped in a soiled piece of tinfoil.
-"Youse will have noivous prostration one of these days with the
-strenuous life youse leads. The modern hurry and worry is all wrong.
-Now, take me--"
-
-"No one would take you, not even a kodak," sneered James, scowling
-before him moodily.
-
-"The matter with you, James," said Mike, sticking the tobacco into his
-mouth with the blade of his knife, "the matter with you is youse are
-harboring and cultivating that green-eyed monster called jealousy.
-Youse are, in short, jealous of me young friend, the Watermillion."
-
-"Aw, jealous of a kid! Who? Me? Not on your tin-type."
-
-"You say so, James. We all deny the werminous cancers that gnaw our
-vitals. But look into your own heart, question yourself--"
-
-"Aw, pound yer ear," snapped James.
-
-Some one was heard approaching and Mike paused from cleaning the blade
-of his knife in the ground before him to listen.
-
-"The youth comes," said he, and rose clumsily to his little fat legs.
-He stepped aside to see up the path, but James did not move.
-
-"A radiant vision of manly beauty," announced Mike, one hand on his
-heart, the other shading his small eyes as though dazzled by a great and
-brilliant light.
-
-James glanced up sullenly. A youth was coming through the trees, tall
-and graceful and broad-shouldered. His suit of soft brown, his gently
-tipped panama, his light shoes and silk socks brought with them a breath
-of motor-cars and steam yachts, of the smoker in a railway train, with a
-white-clad, attentive porter, instead of the brake beam underneath and
-an irate station-master and furious conductor. From the lapel of his
-coat gleamed a heavy gold chain and in his stylish tie a pin of odd but
-costly workmanship caught the eye of the enraptured beholder.
-
-Mike laid his hand on his heart again, removed his hat, and standing
-aside for the youth to pass, bowed low.
-
-"Me lud," said he in humble salutation.
-
-[Illustration: "Me lud," he said in humble salutation]
-
-James glanced up from his seat under the butternut tree. He regarded
-the vision of affluence before him a moment in growing admiration and
-awe. Then he removed his pipe and spoke.
-
-"You'll get three years for this," said he cheerfully, and put his pipe
-back into his mouth.
-
-"Three nothing," sneered the Watermelon.
-
-"Jealousy," said Mike, putting his hat on the back of his frowsy head.
-"Jealousy maketh the tongue cruel and the heart bitter. Me," he spread
-forth his fat dirty hands, "me beauty is such it gives me no concern. I
-realize youse can not gild the lily."
-
-The Watermelon drew himself up to his full height, threw back his
-shoulders and fastidiously adjusted his cuffs, with their heavy gold
-links.
-
-"With every passing moment, more beautiful," murmured Mike.
-
-James snorted.
-
-"Well," asked the Watermelon, "who gets the prize?"
-
-"Me humble faculties," said Mike, with one wary eye on James, "me humble
-faculties are incapable of rendering true and accurate judgment in the
-present case where two such rare specimens of manly beauty compete in my
-honored and deeply grateful presence."
-
-The Watermelon laughed and ran his hand over his smooth chin and
-hairless cheeks with a gesture of gentle pride. "James said if I could
-not get a suit, I would be counted down and out. I," and he drew
-himself up, "I do not have to take advantage of a mere technicality. I
-scorn to win by default."
-
-"True nobility," said Mike, "is in them words."
-
-"Aw, cut the gas!" growled James. "Where'd you get the blooming outfit?"
-
-"I win, do I?" persisted the Watermelon.
-
-"Mike's the judge," returned James, losing interest in what was too
-obviously a one-sided contest.
-
-"In this competition, there are three points to decide," declared Mike,
-not quite sure whom he feared the more, James or the Watermelon. "Beauty
-of face, beauty of clothes and beauty of soul. The one who gets two
-points out of the three wins."
-
-The Watermelon nodded, James grunted.
-
-Mike glanced thoughtfully from one to the other and decided that danger
-lay in either choice. "Neither of you," said he slowly and wisely,
-"win. For unexcelled art in raiment, me young friend here might be said
-to be the only competitor. For rare physical beauty and winning charm
-in looks, unaided by mere externals, me friend and fellow-citizen,
-James, gets the just reward, and for pure, manly beauty of the soul,
-truth, which I always follow, compels me to give the prize to me humble
-self."
-
-"Aw," growled James, "this ain't no show. We will have another."
-
-The Watermelon hitched up his trousers and chose a clean seat on a
-fallen log. When coat and trousers legs were adjusted so as best to
-keep their faultless creases, he spoke with the bored accents of the
-weary scion of great wealth.
-
-"I'm starting for a motor tour with some of me friends," said he.
-
-"I," said Mike, "have always felt for you as for a dear and only son."
-
-"Gwan," said James imperiously. "Where did you get the glad rags?"
-
-The Watermelon told them briefly how from a nameless hobo a few short
-hours before, he had become a famous young financier, hobnobbing with
-generals and millionaires. He chuckled as he told it with the
-half-cynical amusement of the philosopher for the follies of the poor,
-seething, hurrying, struggling crowd of humanity, too busy in their rush
-for gold and social position to see their own laughable pitiful shams
-and affectations. Poverty clears the eyesight as nothing else can, and
-the Watermelon had been poor so long and was so indifferent to his
-position that he had lost none of his clearness of vision in the
-strenuous endeavor of the others, and he saw, unconsciously, but
-nevertheless keenly, the dead level of human nature, with its artificial
-hills of gold and social position.
-
-"Me father, I believe, is a policeman," said he. "Me mother a
-wash-woman. If I had a grandfather, no one knows. I'm fortunate to
-have a father and no questions asked, yet just because I can write me
-check, as they think, for a million and have it honored, I'm 'my boy' to
-the elite of the land, the 'best people.' Gosh, it's enough to make an
-ass bray."
-
-"It is that," said Mike. "For me, only the intrinsic worth of the soul.
-Maybe there was a bit of change in the pockets?" he added as an
-afterthought.
-
-"Yes, there was quite a bit. He's fresh at the game and carries a roll
-to show off with," returned the Watermelon, pulling a roll of bills from
-his pocket. Mike edged a bit nearer. "See here, I want you fellers to
-do something for me."
-
-"For you," said Mike, "I would give me immortal soul."
-
-"I want something more than that, Mike," said the Watermelon.
-
-"Me plug of baccy?" asked Mike with feeling.
-
-The Watermelon shook his head as he slowly pulled a greenback from the
-bunch he held. "I want you two to go to that lake, get my clothes out
-of the log and give 'em to the poor devil."
-
-"Don't be a fool," advised James. "He's all right. Nothing will happen
-to him."
-
-"I know, but I keep thinking of him. He can afford to lose what he is
-going to lose, but all the same, he's cold and tired."
-
-"Aw, don't go and do that," pleaded Mike. "He'll have youse arrested--"
-
-"I ain't going to be around here; besides, no one would think of looking
-for me with the swell bunch I'm going with."
-
-"Maybe not," admitted James gravely, "but there's always the danger that
-some cop will have brains. And he's bound to get away to-night, all
-right, and have the bulls on you the minute he does. You had better
-take all the time you can to get away and don't try to shorten it none."
-
-The Watermelon slowly unwound another bill and nodded. "I know, but I'm
-sorry for him. A few hours won't make much difference. He hasn't the
-slightest idea who swiped his clothes. He'll think some tramp did and
-that the feller is getting out of the country by cross-cuts and as fast
-as he can. Don't you see? No one will look for me with the general and
-Bartlett. I'm going to have a week of fun--"
-
-"Maybe," said James gloomily. "Hardly, if you give that bloke his
-clothes before you need to."
-
-The Watermelon waved the statement aside. "We are going to leave about
-five," said he. "They are waiting for me, now. It will take you a bit
-of a walk to find the place. I put the clothes in an empty log near a
-pile of rocks at the foot of three tall pines, standing together about
-ten yards from the lake. You can't help but find it. Give him the
-clothes and this check-book and fountain pen. I can't use them and you
-two won't get gay with them 'cause Mike's a coward, and James has too
-much sense."
-
-"You're a damn fool," said James shortly.
-
-"He's all right," argued Mike, meaning the man in the forest shades.
-"What can hurt him?"
-
-"I know, but he's mighty uncomfortable. Can't sit down, maybe, and there
-may be flies and mosquitoes--"
-
-"Naw," protested Mike. "He's just comfortable. If it was the style, I
-would like to have gone naked to-day."
-
-"He'll have the police after youse," warned James, "as soon as he can
-reach the village."
-
-"Sure he will. Gratitude is a flower," said Mike grandiloquently, "that
-I have never picked."
-
-"And never will," added James with grim pessimism.
-
-"That's all right," returned the Watermelon. "I ain't gathering any
-flowers this trip. Here's a ten-spot for each of you, and mind you do
-what I say."
-
-"For you," said Mike, "I'd give me heart's blood."
-
-"Where do we find this pond?" asked James.
-
-"Come with me and I'll take you to the road that leads by it. You give
-me time to get to the hotel, though, before you give him his clothes."
-
-"Trust me," said Mike, lovingly concealing the greenback in the dark
-dirty recesses of his rags.
-
-They parted in the road where the Watermelon had come upon the big red
-touring car. Mike and James watched him until he disappeared over the
-top of the hill, then climbed the wall and made their way through the
-woods to the little mountain lake.
-
-"We won't get the clothes," said James, "until we have had a talk with
-the guy and tried to get him into a reasonable frame of mind. It's just
-likely that he may be somewhat put out."
-
-There was no one in sight as they made their way cautiously to the edge
-of the lake. The trees grew nearly down to the narrow, pebbly beach and
-were reflected in the quiet depths of the water. The little brook,
-tumbling over its miniature waterfall, with a ripple and splash, was the
-only sound that broke the all-pervading silence. Nothing stirred in the
-underbrush, neither man nor beast, and James and Mike were about to slip
-away as quietly as they came when a stick snapped behind them sharply
-and Mike wheeled.
-
-A man was peering at them eagerly over the tops of a few bushes. His
-face was white and his teeth chattering. His arms, dimly discerned
-through the branches, were wrapped around his shivering form with fervor
-and he was standing gingerly on first one foot and then the other.
-
-"Hello," said Mike facetiously. "Going in?" and he nodded casually
-backward to the lake.
-
-"Been in," chattered the miserable wretch, trying to control his teeth
-so that he could say more.
-
-"Oughtn't to stay in too long," advised James solicitously. "Your lips
-look blue."
-
-"Bad for the heart," said Mike.
-
-"We ain't ladies," added James with delicacy. "You might come out from
-them bushes."
-
-"Some--some one stole my--my--my clothes," stammered the young man,
-stepping carefully forth. "Been here--here since this--this morning."
-He looked sharply at the shabby pair before him, with quick distrust in
-his bloodshot eyes and added coldly, "Some--some tramp."
-
-"Did you see him?" asked James.
-
-"No--no--no. But who else could have stolen them?"
-
-"I," said Mike, drawing himself up to his five feet five and throwing
-back his pudgy shoulders, "I am a tramp. I trust, sir, you meant no
-insult to me profession?"
-
-The stranger waved the question aside. "Get me some clothes and I'll
-give you some money."
-
-"What money?" asked James.
-
-"I will send you some. I am rich. My car is in the road. Maybe you
-saw it. I was coming through the woods to the hotel to get a tow up,
-for I was out of gasolene, when I saw the lake. It was early and I
-thought I would take a swim. Maybe you saw my car by the side of the
-road?"
-
-"I didn't see no car," said Mike.
-
-"Did you come by the road?"
-
-"Yes, a narrow wood road."
-
-"Yes, yes; that's where I left it. The damned thief has probably gone
-off with my car, too."
-
-"Then he couldn't be a tramp," said James judiciously. "Tramps don't
-know nothing about motor-cars."
-
-"Maybe he took it up to the hotel," said Mike, cheerfully helpful.
-
-The stranger shook his head. "No, he wouldn't do that. He would get
-out of the country as fast as he could."
-
-"If there wasn't no gasolene," suggested James tentatively.
-
-"He could easily get some from the hotel. It was early when he stole my
-clothes." And James realized with relief that the youth before him was,
-in his own eyes, always right, and advice wholly superfluous.
-
-"I saw a big red car," said Mike, "down the road a bit, over the other
-side of the village, going south. But maybe your car wasn't red."
-
-"Yes, yes, it was," cried the stranger. "What was the make? Could you
-tell?"
-
-"A Thomas car--"
-
-"Ah, my car. Get me something to put on and I'll make it worth your
-while. I'm William Hargrave Batchelor. Maybe you have read about me in
-yesterday's papers?" And the poor, shivering, naked wretch drew himself
-up proudly and smiled with much complacency.
-
-"I," said Mike, tapping himself on his breast, "am George V., of
-England."
-
-"No, no," protested the stranger. "I'm not fooling. Get me, some
-clothes and come with me to the nearest telegraph office and I'll show
-you."
-
-"How much," asked Mike, "will you give me?"
-
-"Us," corrected James.
-
-"How much do you want?"
-
-"How much will you give?"
-
-"Ten dollars."
-
-"For a suit of clothes?" Mike's fat red face depicted his horror.
-
-"Twenty," cried the stranger.
-
-"Apiece?" asked James.
-
-"Apiece," declared the unhappy youth.
-
-"Apiece, James," said Mike, turning inquiringly to his companion.
-
-"Make it thirty," said James, "and we may be able to help you."
-
-"All right, thirty apiece. Get me the clothes."
-
-"You might write us each a check," suggested James, and drew forth the
-pen and check-book.
-
-"For innocence," groaned Mike, "commend me to me loving comrade, James."
-
-The stranger's eyes glittered as he recognized his book and pen. He
-glanced from one ragged specimen before him to the other, from James'
-crafty face to Mike's sly visage, but he said nothing, merely took the
-pen and book.
-
-"Your names?" he asked, opening the book and resting it against a tree
-for support.
-
-"Better put 'to bearer,'" said James. "Simplicity is always the best."
-
-The stranger wrote the checks, signed them and turned to the two
-watching him. "Bring me the suit," he said quietly, "and these are
-yours."
-
-Mike shuffled off into the trees and James and the stranger waited in
-silence for his return. He came back presently and threw the suit at
-the stranger's feet.
-
-"You'll notice," said he, "that this nobby spring suit in our latest
-style is cheap at the price. Fancy, a thing like that for only sixty
-dollars!"
-
-"I see," said the stranger.
-
-"Payable in advance," said James.
-
-The stranger handed them each a check and thoughtfully drew on the
-shabby clothes of the Watermelon. It had not been long since he had
-worn rags of a necessity, and he hitched them up with the skill bred of
-familiarity. He thrust the pen and book into a pocket he had first made
-sure was holeless. Then he turned to the two and his eyes gleamed.
-
-"How much for the car?" he asked.
-
-Mike raised his hands to Heaven. "The car? James, does he think we
-stole his car?"
-
-"A stock-broker," said James, "would suspect his own mother."
-
-"If you want youse car," said Mike, "go to the hotel."
-
-"Bah," snapped the stranger. "Do you think I was weaned yesterday? Be
-quick and tell me your price."
-
-"I have no price," said Mike proudly, not sure where the car was.
-
-They started through the woods to the village, the stranger leading and
-Mike and James following. At the edge of the village, they paused
-instinctively and without a word.
-
-"Tell me where the car is and who your accomplice is," said the stranger
-in the short sharp tones of one born to command, "and you two can go
-free. If you don't tell, I'll do my best to have you arrested and sent
-up for grand larceny. Understand?"
-
-"Oh, yes," said Mike, "I understand. When I was young I learned
-English, foolishly, as I haven't used it since."
-
-"We don't know where your damn car is," declared James. "And we didn't
-steal your blooming outfit. What do you take us for, anyway?"
-
-"Very well, then," snapped the stranger. "I see that you won't tell.
-Remember, I gave you your chance."
-
-He turned and hurried down the village street. The two watched him as
-he stopped a pedestrian and apparently asked to be directed to the
-justice of the peace, then they slipped away in the woods and quietly,
-simultaneously, turned north, falling into a gentle lope that took them
-far with the minimum of effort.
-
-"I hope the kid ain't pinched," said James, after a while.
-
-Mike sighed and shook his head. "Grand larceny," he murmured. "That's
-gratitude for you."
-
-
-
-
- *CHAPTER IX*
-
- *ON THE ROAD*
-
-
-The general never went anywhere without a well-stocked library,
-guide-books, instruction books, maps. All were consulted long and
-often, and with a childlike faith that Henrietta's sarcasm and the
-sign-posts had not been able to shake.
-
-If the guide-book read, "White rock on left," the general stopped the
-car if the rock were not immediately seen where it should be according
-to the book and refused to go farther until it had been discovered. If
-the rock could not be located, the general ran back a little way or
-ahead a little way and if the white rock still refused to be seen on the
-left, the general did not see what right any one had to remove valuable
-landmarks. Henrietta's tentative endeavor to point out the possibility
-that the book was mistaken, doubtless unintentionally, but still
-mistaken, was simply waved aside as one more indication of woman's
-inferiority to man. If the book said that there was a hill at such and
-such a place and there was in fact no hill there, the book was still
-correct. There was something the matter with the landscape.
-
-Bartlett knew of this unfortunate tendency of the general's and resolved
-to get rid of those books and maps and papers. With every mile
-indicated and nicely tabulated, every turn and landmark mentioned, it
-would be almost impossible to get off the beaten route, and they must
-avoid telegraph stations and post-offices as much as possible. The
-success of the scheme lay in keeping Batchelor away from all touch and
-communication with the city. They must, if possible, get lost, and with
-the multitudinous books and maps they would not be able to. Therefore,
-they must get rid of the books and maps.
-
-When they had separated to prepare for the trip, Bartlett returned
-hastily to the garage. No one was in sight except a strange chauffeur
-lounging in the doorway. Bartlett collected all the literature from the
-general's car and hastened back to the hotel. Surreptitiously, he
-entered an empty room near the one assigned to him and when he emerged
-again, his arms were burdenless and he was smiling gently.
-
-They waited for the Watermelon on the porch, intending to have an early
-supper and start while it was still light. Bartlett greeted the
-returning youth with relief and lead the way to the dining-room. He
-mentioned a small village some thirty miles to the north, where they
-could find accommodations for the night in an old farm-house.
-
-"Friends of mine," said he. "I go there every fall."
-
-The general rose to get his blue book. "We will look it up," said he.
-
-Bartlett stopped him. The town was not in the book. He knew, for he
-had tried to find it.
-
-"The maps will do," said the general, who liked to locate every town
-visually on the maps or in the books before he undertook to motor there.
-
-Desperate, Bartlett declared that it was not on the maps. But the
-general would not be daunted. They could put it on the maps themselves
-if they knew in which county it was, near what post-office--
-
-"We don't want to locate it," said Bartlett, growing stern and cross of
-a necessity.
-
-They found the cars waiting at the steps and a small crowd to see them
-off and wile away the time before supper.
-
-Bartlett said, as he knew the way, he would lead. "We need only two
-cars. Mr. Batchelor's car can be left until we return."
-
-"Three cars might come in handy," protested the general, who objected to
-every suggestion not his own, on principle.
-
-"Why?" asked Bartlett coldly.
-
-"Mr. Batchelor might become offended at us and want to ride by himself,"
-suggested Henrietta, laughing.
-
-"Yes," agreed Billy, who, though young and charming, was sometimes
-lacking in that reserve that should have stamped her father's daughter.
-"He and dad are fighting each other now on 'Change."
-
-Henrietta flushed, the Watermelon laughed and the general looked pained
-at the thought of any possible lack of congeniality.
-
-"My dear Billy," said Bartlett, "the third auto would be extremely handy
-for you and your tongue, at least."
-
-Billy glanced miserably from one to the other. "Why, Daddy, you told
-me, yesterday--"
-
-"I have told you many things," said Bartlett, "both yesterday and the
-day before."
-
-He took the general by the arm and gently but firmly thrust him into his
-car, getting in himself and taking the wheel. The young folk could ride
-in the tonneau and Alphonse follow in the general's car with the
-luggage.
-
-The cars started down the hill in the first sweet flush of evening.
-Birds were going to bed with noisy upbraidings. A few cows at the
-pasture bars watched them pass with great, stupid, placid eyes, jaws
-going slowly, rhythmically, as they waited for the milking time. Now
-they flashed from the shadows of the woods to the open country, pastures
-and rolling grain fields on each hand. Now they plunged among the trees
-again with the drowsy twitter of birds and the clear babbling of a brook
-somewhere off among the ferns and brambles.
-
-The Watermelon leaned back in the deep soft cushions of the big car and
-smiled a smile of calm and peace and comfort. The car ran smoothly,
-noiselessly, little breezes laden with the sweetness of the approaching
-night wandered by, on each side of him was a pretty girl. Tramping
-idealized! It was living idealized. And that morning, hungry, shabby,
-unshaved, he had been content to lie in the sweet lush grasses of a
-chance meadow, under a butternut tree, with the convivial James and the
-corpulent Mike! He crossed one well-pressed, silken leg over the other
-and saw by the wayside, lounging in the shadows, waiting for the car to
-pass, the two, James and Mike--Mike, fat, red-faced, dirty, his frowsy
-hat pulled aslant over his small, bleary eyes, shoulders humped from
-long habit in cold weather, toes coming out of his boot ends; James,
-clean shaven, but otherwise no better dressed, no cleaner, both chewing
-tobacco with the thoughtful rumination of the cows watching over the
-pasture bars at the end of the wooded lane.
-
-Over the trees, the sun was dropping from sight. Clearly and sweetly on
-the quiet air of the eventide, the church bells began to toll from the
-village below them in the valley.
-
-Billy nudged the Watermelon to call his attention to the two weary
-figures by the wayside.
-
-"Poor fellows," said Henrietta softly, lest they hear her.
-
-The Watermelon glanced at them in lofty disgust and catching James' eye,
-his own flickered the fraction of an inch and he raised his hands
-languidly to adjust the brown silk tie at his throat. When they had
-passed, he turned and waved a graceful farewell. He explained to Billy
-as they swept on into the deepening dusk.
-
-"You might as well encourage the poor fellows. They probably want to
-ride as well as I." And Henrietta fancied that possibly his father had
-looked thus on a Sunday, in the pulpit of a country church.
-
-"Yes," agreed Billy. "They may be perfectly dandy fellows."
-
-"Assuredly," laughed Henrietta. "The stout one fairly radiated truth
-and nobility, a manly, upright youth."
-
-"I don't care," declared Billy warmly. "You can't always tell from
-appearances. You ought to know that, Henrietta. Clothes don't make the
-man."
-
-"Nor his manners," laughingly retorted Henrietta.
-
-"Sure," said the Watermelon. "Father used to say that manners didn't
-count any more than the good apples on the top of the box to hide the
-rotten ones beneath."
-
-"I think your father was a cynic," said Henrietta sharply, into whose
-ears Billy had been recounting the sayings of the absent divine.
-
-"Yes," admitted the Watermelon, "he was."
-
-"Cynicism is a sign of failure," quoted Henrietta. "Surely your father
-wasn't a cynic."
-
-"Yes, he was," declared the Watermelon, "and you didn't make that up
-yourself. You heard some failure say it. Father used to say, and he's
-right, that if a man reached forty without becoming a cynic, he was a
-fool and might better never have reached forty. A success can be a
-cynic, for cynicism is simply a pretty good idea of the meanness of
-human nature and no unfounded expectation of anything especially decent
-coming from it, isn't that so? Father used to say that love was divine,
-hate devilish and meanness just cussed human nature, and a mixture of
-the three in more or less degree made man."
-
-"Your father was a philosopher," laughed Henrietta. "I would like to
-have met him."
-
-"I thought the papers said--" began Billy, in her slow, anxious way to
-get things right.
-
-"Yes, they did," interrupted the Watermelon, "and they were right."
-
-It was quite dark now. Bartlett stopped a moment while Alphonse lit the
-lamps, and then they went on and on, faster and faster, into the summer
-night. Once in a while they passed a lighted farm-house and a dog
-rushed out and barked at them. Twice they whirled through small
-villages and the villagers, going home from church, paused to watch them
-pass and be swallowed up in the dark ahead. The air was full of
-fireflies. A whippoorwill called plaintively from the bushes, and low
-in the west were flashes of heat lightning, with now and then an ominous
-rumble of distant thunder. Silence had settled on all, even Billy mused
-in her corner, half asleep.
-
-The general had been worried for some time. They were apparently getting
-nowhere. He felt that he should have consulted the blue book. He was
-about to suggest that they stop and get the book from the rear car, when
-Bartlett waved toward the dark bulk of a house looming out of the night,
-some little way ahead.
-
-"That's the place," said he. "We can spend the night there and get one
-of the best chicken breakfasts I ever ate."
-
-The general looked at the place and rallied his sinking spirits. It
-appeared dark and he should say it was deserted, but Bartlett doubtless
-knew what he was talking about. The people probably lived in the
-kitchen. He was hungry and tired and the thought of hot sausages, bread
-and jam and milk and then a soft cool bed was nearly as good as the
-reality. He turned gaily to the quiet three in the tonneau.
-
-"Wake up and hear the birds sing."
-
-Bartlett glanced back and laughed. "Asleep, eh? We're there," he
-added, turning the car neatly into the open driveway. "Guess you won't
-refuse a good supper very strenuously."
-
-The drive was rough and they rolled slowly tip to a great dark house,
-standing on a slight rise of ground, a typical New England farmhouse,
-square and gaunt and unadorned, with a small front stoop and a long side
-porch. From the trees behind the house, came the dismal cry of a hoot
-owl, as the cars came to a rest, and an answering cry from the grove
-across the road.
-
-"Ghosts," whispered the general.
-
-"Oh, hush," pleaded Billy. "There is no need of fooling with things
-like that."
-
-"This house ain't lived in," said the Watermelon, as he slipped from the
-car to straighten his cramped legs.
-
-"Folks gone to bed," explained Bartlett cheerfully, since he was not the
-one who had gone to bed. "We will just have to rout them out."
-
-He shut off the power and alighted from the car, pulling off his gloves.
-Alphonse came up in the other car and peered out at the dark, quiet,
-lonely house and shook his head with forebodings.
-
-"There isn't any one here," insisted the Watermelon, "asleep or awake."
-
-The general climbed out. "If we had consulted the book--"
-
-"My dear sir," interrupted Bartlett, a bit irritated, "the book could
-not possibly have told us that the family had moved since last fall when
-I spent two weeks here, hunting."
-
-"Certainly not," laughed Henrietta, who spent a good part of her life
-steering with infinite care and constantly growing skill between the
-Scylla of her father's wrath and the Charybdis of the hurt feelings of
-those whom the general had offended. "This is simply one of the
-unforeseen misfortunes of the road."
-
-"Besides," said Bartlett, "we don't know that the Higginses have gone!"
-
-"Don't you see that there aren't any signs of life?" demanded the
-Watermelon. He had lived by his wits so long that he noticed
-instinctively the little things which mean so much and are generally
-overlooked. "If there was any one here some window would be open on a
-night like this, wouldn't it?"
-
-
-
-
- *CHAPTER X*
-
- *THE DESERTED HOUSE*
-
-
-"Wonderful, wonderful!" murmured Henrietta in the tones of the famous
-Watson.
-
-Bartlett looked at the house and nodded gloomily. "I guess you are
-right. Funny they should have left without writing me about it. I have
-known them for years."
-
-"I will get the blue book," said the general, with the calm satisfaction
-of one who at last comes into his own. "We can return to the nearest
-village--"
-
-"What do we want a blue book to do that for?" sneered Bartlett. "I
-should think two motor-cars could do it, provided we followed the road."
-
-"Hold on a shake," said the Watermelon. "I will get in a window and open
-the door."
-
-"We had better not," objected Henrietta, "Wouldn't that be
-house-breaking?"
-
-The general agreed. "Certainly. It is warm and we can spend the night
-outside quite comfortably if you do not want to return to the village."
-
-Billy shuddered and glanced appealingly at the Watermelon. A deserted
-house was bad enough, but outside where the owls called dismally from
-the woods and where bats flitted by in the dark held possibilities
-infinitely worse.
-
-"I have known these people longer than I have Billy," said Bartlett. "I
-used to come here when I was a kid. It will be all right to break in.
-They are like my own folks."
-
-The Watermelon immediately jumped to the porch, disdaining the few
-steps, and disappeared behind the vines which covered one end and
-concealed the window.
-
-Bartlett turned reassuringly to the general. "It will be all right,
-Charlie. Don't worry about it. Why, I've always called Mrs. Higgins,
-Aunt Sally."
-
-Visions of hot sausages, bread and milk die hard when one is hungry and
-the general snorted. "That's all right. I am hungry enough to break
-into the Bank of England if it resulted in something to eat, but what
-can we find in an empty house?"
-
-"Ghosts," said Henrietta.
-
-Billy pinched her. "If you think there are ghosts in there, Henrietta,
-I simply won't go in."
-
-"Certainly there are ghosts," said Henrietta. "There always are in empty
-houses. Where else do you find them?"
-
-"We will return to the village," declared the general, "and get
-something to eat. I will get the book--"
-
-"An empty house is better than the countryside," said Bartlett. "And we
-have plenty to eat in that basket Henrietta put up."
-
-"If there is something to eat--" wavered the general.
-
-A light gleamed a moment through the crack of the door and then the door
-opened and the Watermelon grinned at them in the light of a small smoky
-lamp he held.
-
-"Where did you get the lamp?" asked the general as the Watermelon led
-the way in.
-
-"Found it," said the Watermelon. "The place is furnished. The family
-is probably only away for a visit." He set the lamp on the table and
-from long habit wiped his dusty hand on his trouser leg. "I fell over
-everything in the room before I got next to the fact."
-
-He glanced about with some pride and the others stood in a semicircle
-and stared around. The room was a typical country kitchen, a huge stove
-side by side with a large chintz-covered rocking-chair. A dresser for
-the crockery and a haircloth lounge took up one side. There was a
-center-table with a red checked cloth, a few chairs and a sewing-machine
-near the window. On the walls were a number of cheap prints and several
-huge advertising calendars With gay pictures of young women in large
-hats and low-cut dresses.
-
-Bartlett glanced around and at every unfamiliar object his heart sank
-lower and lower and his first sickening suspicion became a painful fact.
-He had never been in that room before. The Higginses had never lived
-there. Everything was strange, the furniture, the rugs, the very shape
-of the room. Where were they? Whose house had they unceremoniously
-broken into? A clammy chill crept down Bartlett's back and his florid
-face grew still redder.
-
-None of the others was noticing him. The general was prowling around to
-see that the enemy could not come upon them unawares. The Watermelon had
-lifted the basket on to the table and the girls were preparing gaily to
-set forth the repast, all three rummaging in closets and drawers for
-plates and knives and forks.
-
-The general returned to the table. "All serene along the Potomac," said
-he, thrusting his hands into his pockets and peering into the basket
-with renewed hope. Henrietta smiled gaily. She had pushed aside her
-auto veil, her cheeks were flushed with the joy of the adventure and her
-eyes bright.
-
-"Father," said she, "in all our lives, we have never had an adventure
-before, because you persist in using those blue books."
-
-The general laughed and helped himself to a sandwich.
-
-Billy opened the dresser and peered gingerly in, her small nose wrinkled
-for any unforeseen emergency. She had taken off her hat, and her soft
-yellow hair, bound back by a black velvet snood, escaped around her
-temples in tiny waves. Her eyes, thought the Watermelon, were brighter
-than the lamp upon the table and her laughing, kissable mouth redder
-than the crimson lips of the fair creatures in the gay calendars on the
-wall. Her hand upon the latch of the door was so near his own, that he
-was tempted to put his on it, but instead slipped his into his pocket
-with a delicacy he did not recognize in himself. She was a girl, young
-and sweet and attractive, and because she was attractive, she had been
-flung into the maw of the Street, a victim of the age's insane desire
-for money and more money. Each dainty curl, each flash and disappearance
-of her single dimple had been reckoned as so much in dollars and cents.
-So the Watermelon put his hand in his pocket and only watched her with
-poorly veiled admiration.
-
-"Do you know what I am looking for?" she asked, glancing at him, her
-eyes full of mischief.
-
-"For the family silver," said the Watermelon. "We might as well take
-some souvenir of our visit."
-
-"I don't believe the family silver is silver," said she. "I am trying
-to find a bucket which you can take to the well and fill for tea. It
-will give you an appetite."
-
-"We will let Alphonse go for the water," said the Watermelon, turning
-over the articles on the dusty, crowded shelves. "The general sees to
-the cars. We will give Alphonse a chance to earn his pay."
-
-"You should do something to earn yours," said she.
-
-"What is mine?" he asked, trying to see into her eyes.
-
-"We must find that bucket," said she, gazing innocently upward at the
-higher shelves. "I love to muss around among other people's things.
-They are so much more interesting than your own. I wonder why."
-
-"We can't be amused with ourselves and our things," said the Watermelon.
-"We are too important. Father used to say nothing else was really
-important but ourselves and what affected us."
-
-Henrietta, fussing with the alcohol lamp at the table, laughed. "Why
-didn't your father write a book," she asked, "a philosophy? It would
-have been a deal more interesting than James or Spencer or Decant."
-
-"He used to say that a man who knew life never wrote about it. It would
-be too painful. It wouldn't sell."
-
-There was a heavy step on the porch and Bartlett turned quickly with
-sickening fear. It was Alphonse come from putting the cars away in the
-shed beside the barn. Bartlett wiped his brow and swallowed heavily.
-This was terrible, this being in another man's house unlawfully. The
-utterly hopeless inability to explain satisfactorily took all one's
-nerves away. He glanced at the other four, merrily unconscious of his
-ghastly discovery, their thoughts filled only with the desire to eat.
-
-"Billy," said he sharply, "what are you doing in that closet? Come away
-at once."
-
-"I was only trying to find a bucket," stammered Billy.
-
-"Those things don't belong to you. You have no right there." And
-Bartlett sternly and promptly shut the door.
-
-Billy drew back hurt. "I don't see why it is so wrong to break into a
-man's pantry," said she, "after you have broken into his house. Besides,
-Daddy, you have known these people all your life."
-
-"That's the trouble," said Bartlett desperately, with a rush, "I don't
-know these people. I have never been here before." He glared defiantly
-at the general, daring him to suggest the blue book.
-
-For a moment no one spoke. Alphonse at the door, hat in hand, the
-general by the table, another prematurely acquired sandwich in his hand
-half way to his mouth, Henrietta, busy with the flame of the tiny
-alcohol lamp, Billy before him, the Watermelon on the edge of the
-dresser where he had seated himself, all stared in dull surprise. The
-Watermelon broke the silence.
-
-"Better to break into another man's house than have him break into
-yours," said he. He glanced at Bartlett with just the flicker of
-amusement in his mild gray eyes, thinking that Bartlett had got lost
-already, deliberately, with the intention of spending the greater part
-of the following day finding themselves, and so successfully passing one
-day of the seven. Bartlett glanced at the young man and flushed. It
-seemed to him for one fleeting moment that the youth with the sleepy
-eyes knew a bit more than Bartlett cared to have him know, cared to have
-any one know, that he even seemed to suspect him of having got lost on
-purpose. Then the sleepy eyes turned again to Billy and the older man
-told himself that he was mistaken. He was growing nervous and reading
-his own intentions in every one's eyes. He strove to regain the mastery
-of his nerves by airy indifference.
-
-"A slight mistake," said he.
-
-"Ah, yes," said Henrietta, "as when you go off with another man's
-umbrella."
-
-She turned down the flame, which threatened a conflagration, and put the
-cap on, extinguishing the lamp. One did not take tea in another's house
-when one had entered by mistake and through the window. One merely got
-out again, quietly and with no unavoidable delay.
-
-The general, with rare nerve, took a bite from the sandwich and laid it
-on the table. He drew his handkerchief and wiped his hands. "I will
-get the blue book," he began busily, his mouth still rather full.
-
-"We don't need the blue book to tell us to get out," said Henrietta, a
-bit tartly. She looked at the dainty pile of sandwiches, the cold
-chicken, cakes and olives on the table with the wooden plates and gay
-paper napkins she had arranged for the coming feast and hesitated. She
-wished some one was courageous enough to suggest that they eat before
-they leave.
-
-"Certainly not," said the general. "But if we had consulted them before
-we left--"
-
-"Sort of in the fashion of an oracle," sneered Henrietta as she began
-slowly to gather up the napkins and the wooden plates.
-
-"Tell me," said Bartlett calmly, impersonally, not as one desiring an
-argument, but simply as a humble seeker after knowledge, with no prior
-views on the subject, "tell me, can you never make a mistake if you have
-a blue book?"
-
-"No," said Henrietta, "never. With the blue book one could go directly
-to Heaven. It would be impossible not to."
-
-Billy laughed.
-
-"Billy would laugh at her funeral," said Bartlett coldly.
-
-"We haven't anything to cry about," said the Watermelon, frankly
-unconcerned. "It's for the man who owns the house to do the crying."
-
-"How did we get here?" demanded the general, as Alphonse went to get the
-blue book, for the general could no longer be gainsaid in his desire for
-his book. "Is this where the Higgins' home should be?"
-
-"Why, no, father," said Henrietta, "or it would be here."
-
-"I meant, Henrietta, did we come the right way? If we took every turn
-and have come far enough and not too far, this should be the Higgins'
-house."
-
-"It should be," admitted Bartlett. "But it isn't."
-
-Through the open door came the many noises of the summer night, the
-incessant hum of insects, the plaintive cry of the whippoorwill, the
-strident chorus of the frogs in the pond back of the bam. A moth,
-fluttering around the dingy lamp, fell on the table with scorched wings
-and Billy tenderly pushed it on a plate and carried it to the door.
-
-"Why not eat here?" suggested the Watermelon, unimpressed by the aspect
-of the affair as it struck the others. "We can hunt for the Higginses
-afterward. They ought to be around somewhere unless we're helplessly
-lost."
-
-Henrietta smiled and took out the napkins she had laid back in the
-basket. "It won't take us long," she agreed. "We don't need to have
-any tea."
-
-"No," protested Bartlett, glancing at the door and listening for the
-crunch of wheels on the gravel without, "no, we must leave at once. We
-aren't lost. The Higginses' is probably the next house."
-
-"Suppose it isn't," said Billy.
-
-"Just so," said the general. "We will return to the village and put up
-at the hotel. It isn't late."
-
-"It's half-past eleven," said Henrietta, glancing at her watch.
-
-Alphonse returned, blasé, indifferent. "There are no books," said he,
-devoid of all interest in the affair.
-
-"No books?" cried the general. "Alphonse, what has become of them? Did
-you take them out of the car before we left?"
-
-"No," said Alphonse, and violent, positive protestations could not have
-been more convincing.
-
-"But where are they? I left them in the car."
-
-"They probably fell out, father," said Henrietta.
-
-"They have never fallen out before," snorted the general, with base
-suspicions against Henrietta.
-
-"We can get another to-morrow," said Henrietta. "We will simply return
-to the hotel in the village for the night." And once more she replaced
-the napkins in the basket.
-
-"Yes," agreed Bartlett. "There is a good hotel near the railroad
-tracks."
-
-"Where are the railroad tracks?" asked the general, who had lost all
-faith in Bartlett's knowledge of the country. "We passed no railroad
-tracks."
-
-"Just before you come to the village," retorted Bartlett, irritated as a
-badgered animal. "You have to cross them as you come up the main
-street."
-
-"We crossed none," said the general, with the indifference of one who
-realizes that there is no more to hope for. The boat is sinking, let it
-sink. The last cent gone and the landlord coming for two months' rent.
-Let him come.
-
-"No," said Billy gently, "we didn't, father."
-
-"Why, we did, we must have," protested Bartlett. "I always come here on
-the railroad train. They have to flag it, but it stops. Why, I know
-there are tracks there."
-
-The general did not attempt to argue. "We are lost," said he, and one
-knew that the unfortunate event was entirely due to the scorn of others
-for the blue book.
-
-"No," said Henrietta kindly, "there were no tracks. I remember saying
-to Billy I was glad there was one town not spoiled by the garish
-contamination of the world. Didn't I, Billy?"
-
-"Yes, she did," admitted Billy, looking pityingly at her father.
-
-"If we didn't pass through Wayne, we are lost and the Higgins' home is
-probably miles from here and there is no use looking for it," said
-Bartlett, and smiled--grimly, the general thought; happily, the
-Watermelon thought. It would be rare luck to be lost thus early.
-
-They were all gathered around the table, except the Watermelon and
-Alphonse. Alphonse still stood by the door, hat in hand. He was merely
-a paid hireling. His master's affairs were none of his. The Watermelon
-still sat on the dresser and swung his feet. The predicament was only
-one of the many he was more or less always involved in and not worth
-thinking about. Batchelor and the police did not worry him that night.
-It was too early.
-
-"Why not eat something before we go?" he said. "We have been here about
-an hour now, and another hour won't make our crime any the worse."
-
-"Yes," agreed Henrietta promptly, surprised at her own depravity.
-"Let's," and again she took out the plates and napkins.
-
-"Suppose they come back," softly whispered Billy.
-
-Instinctively they all glanced at the door, and Henrietta paused with
-her hands on the edge of the basket.
-
-The Watermelon laughed. "You ain't worrying because you broke into
-another's house," said he. "What's fretting you is that you may be
-found out."
-
-"It's awful," acknowledged Billy. "I feel funny in my stomach and have
-creeps up my back."
-
-"So have I," said Henrietta, and nodded grimly.
-
-"Do what you please," said Bartlett. "But don't get caught."
-
-"They won't come," said the Watermelon. "They have been gone for quite a
-time and aren't coming back."
-
-"Ah, my dear Holmes," said Henrietta, "explain your deductions."
-
-"They've been gone long because there is so much dust on everything and
-the house smells so close. They won't be back to-night because none of
-the neighbors have been in to leave anything for them to eat and there
-aren't any chickens in the chicken-house. Alphonse would have stirred
-'em up if they had been there."
-
-"Suppose some one passes and sees the light," suggested the general,
-tempted to the breaking point by the dainty supper so near at hand and
-the thought of the terrible apology of a meal they would get at the
-dilapidated hotel they had passed in the village. And above all things,
-the general loved his meals.
-
-"We are at the back of the house and it is almost twelve. Every one is
-in bed and those who aren't are drunk and wouldn't be believed anyway."
-
-"It's five miles to the village," added Bartlett with no apparent
-relevance.
-
-"Aw, be game," encouraged the Watermelon. "Be sports."
-
-"Just being hungry is enough for me," declared Henrietta, taking the
-last of the edibles from the basket.
-
-
-
-
- *CHAPTER XI*
-
- *A NIGHT'S LODGING*
-
-
-The general hesitated. It was not lawful, not right. They had broken
-into another man's house and should leave at once. But all his life he
-had lived by rules and regulations, followed life's blue book as
-persistently and as well as he did the auto blue book. Now he was lost,
-the blue book was gone and there was an indefinable pleasure in letting
-go the rules and regulations that had governed him so long. In the warm
-June night, with the youthful, foolish Billy, and the irresponsible
-Watermelon, the general's latent criminal tendency came uppermost, that
-tendency in all of us once in a while to do wrong for the sake of the
-adventure in it, for the excitement and fascination, rather than for any
-material gain. In the experience of being in another man's house unknown
-and uninvited by the owner, of listening for the rattle of a wagon
-turning in at the gate, for the crunch of a foot on the gravel without,
-there was an exhilaration he had not known for years. He felt that a
-bold lawlessness which he had never had and had always felt rather
-proudly was only kept under by the veneer of civilization, was rising in
-him and that he was growing young again. He had always believed that if
-the occasion arose, he could out-Raffle Raffles.
-
-"It will not do any harm," he thought with the remains of his old
-conscience. "We will go directly after supper."
-
-It was a jovial meal. The conversation waxed merrier and merrier. The
-general grew younger with every mouthful and Bartlett more and more
-genial. He forgot that he was kidnapping a famous young financier, and
-told all his most enjoyable stories with the skill of many repetitions.
-When they had finished, no one for a while made any motion to clear up
-the table preparatory to leaving. Billy, with her chin on her hand,
-thoughtfully gathered up the crumbs still on her plate and transferred
-them to her mouth. Henrietta leaned back in her chair, her hands
-clasped behind her head, gazing dreamily at the flickering lamp.
-Bartlett and the general smoked in contented silence and the Watermelon
-rolled a cigarette with his long, thin fingers, his old clay pipe
-discarded with his rags. Alphonse was already asleep. A snore from his
-corner drew their attention.
-
-The Watermelon licked his cigarette paper and glanced at Billy. "He's
-got his nerve," said he, putting the cigarette in his mouth and reaching
-for a match.
-
-"I don't think that any of us have been lacking in nerve to-night," said
-the general, with no little pride.
-
-"You're dead game sports," admitted the Watermelon. "Let's stay all
-night."
-
-"It's morning already," said Henrietta. "We have stayed all night."
-
-"Let's sleep here," said the Watermelon. "We can leave early."
-
-"Er--er--are there any beds?" asked the general.
-
-"Father, father," cried Henrietta, "you are backsliding."
-
-The general protested, immensely flattered.
-
-"Father used to say if you didn't backslide once in a while, goodness
-wouldn't be goodness but a habit," said the Watermelon.
-
-The general always looked back on that night and the week that followed
-with wonder, thankfulness and pride. When the Watermelon, waiting for
-no further consent, picked up the lamp and started to investigate the
-bedrooms, the general was the first to follow him.
-
-They found two bedrooms on the ground floor, and though the beds only
-had mattresses and pillows on them, even the Watermelon did not suggest
-a search for sheets and pillow-cases. The girls took one room, the men
-the other. Alphonse was aroused enough to be dragged to the haircloth
-sofa in the kitchen, from which he kept falling during the course of the
-night with dull thuds that woke no one but himself.
-
-The Watermelon was having the time of his young life. Abstract problems
-of right and wrong did not trouble him. He took each event as it came
-and never fretted about it when it was over or worried about the next to
-come. Last night in the open with the fat Mike and the languid James,
-all dirty, all tired, all tramps, he had slept as peacefully and had
-fallen asleep as quickly, as he did that night in a comfortable bed with
-an austere member of the New York Stock Exchange as bedfellow and a
-retired general of the United States army on the couch at the foot. The
-whole adventure was diverting, amusing, nothing more. He took each day
-as it came and let the morrow take care of itself. Batchelor would
-probably try to make trouble, but if Bartlett were as successful as he
-hoped to be, and kept on getting lost, there was little danger from that
-source. Bartlett, desiring secrecy as much as the Watermelon, had
-effectually silenced the enterprising reporter at the hotel.
-
-It was early when Bartlett awoke. The birds were singing riotously in
-the vines over the porch and the sun streamed through the cracks in the
-shabby window shade. He yawned and stretched, glancing with amusement
-at the general, still raising melodious sounds of slumber from the couch
-at the foot of the bed. Then suddenly he became aware that the place at
-his side was empty, that the Watermelon was gone. He crawled stealthily
-out of bed and dressed, filled with misgivings.
-
-Batchelor had consented so readily the day before to come with them that
-now, when he had had time to think it over, he might have regretted his
-decision and be already on the way to the railroad, somewhere. His had
-been the master mind to conceive the check and ruination of the cotton
-scheme, and surely he would see the folly in what he had done the day
-before, when lured on by the pretty, bewitching Billy. He would realize
-now in the clear light of day that he must return to the city or get
-word to his brokers somehow. He might even then be in a telegraph
-office, sending a despatch of far-reaching importance.
-
-Bartlett dressed with feverish haste and hurried out to the side porch.
-The Watermelon was there, sitting in the sun, his feet hanging over the
-edge of the porch, talking carelessly with the immobile Alphonse. Both
-were smoking and both had apparently been up for some time. Had
-Batchelor been to the village and telegraphed already? He would have
-had time to go and return if he had used one of the cars.
-
-The Watermelon looked up. "Hello," said he.
-
-"Hello," said Bartlett. "Been up long?"
-
-"Not so long," said the Watermelon.
-
-"Are the cars all right?" asked Bartlett.
-
-"I haven't been to see," returned the Watermelon, rolling another
-cigarette.
-
-Bartlett drew a sigh of relief and started after Alphonse for the shed
-beside the barn.
-
-The Watermelon had not had time to walk to the village and back, besides
-telegraphing. Bartlett paused and glanced over his shoulder.
-
-"Aren't you coming?"
-
-"No," said the Watermelon. "I ain't bugs about the gasolene buggies."
-
-Bartlett walked on, shrewdly guessing that the languid youth was waiting
-for Billy. Her charms, it seemed, had not grown any less effective. He
-decided that he would not try to get in touch with his broker. He could
-trust him to take care of the city end of the business if Batchelor were
-to be eliminated until the following Sunday. Batchelor was an ordinary
-youth and if Billy's charms were not enough to hold him, finding himself
-an equal and on friendly footing with people in what his policeman
-father and washerwoman mother reverently called "society," would
-probably turn his otherwise level head completely. Bartlett admitted to
-himself, as he gazed abstractedly at the shining cars, that the young
-man had not appeared visibly impressed either by himself or the general.
-But Batchelor was clever and would hide his elation.
-
-The Watermelon's slow drawl at last aroused him.
-
-"Cut it," said the Watermelon. "The cops are coming."
-
-One of New York's leading citizens, bank president and corporation
-director, felt a slow, cold, clammy chill creeping up his spinal column.
-His first instinctive desire, like that of the small boy caught robbing
-an apple orchard, was to hide. Last night was one of those unfortunate
-occurrences it were best to pass over in silence. He turned and glanced
-at the house. The place looked deserted in the morning sunshine. The
-blinds were drawn, the doors shut. The general and the girls apparently
-still slept, and no country variety of New York's "finest" with warrant
-and shotgun could be seen approaching. Alphonse looked up from the car
-and gazed a moment at the house with the scornful indifference for the
-law and its minions of the confirmed joy-rider.
-
-"I do not see any one," said Bartlett with calm dignity.
-
-"They are creeping up on us," said the Watermelon cheerfully. "Trust
-the rube to do the thing up in style. Three men came along. They
-stopped down by the gate and talked, pointing up here, then one ran on
-to the village to get help, I suppose, and the other two are waiting
-down there."
-
-"I will go and explain that it was a mistake," said Bartlett.
-
-"Now, don't do that," adjured the Watermelon. It was just possible that
-the police had already picked up his trail and he preferred the chance
-of escaping in a car to stealing away by himself, through the woods, a
-tramp again, leaving behind him Billy and a week of fun. "Alphonse can
-bring up the cars and we can slip away before the reinforcements come.
-See?"
-
-"I will explain that it was a mistake--"
-
-"Mistakes," said the Watermelon coldly, "aren't on the cards in school
-and the law. Come up to the house and see the others first, anyway."
-
-"One can afford mistakes as well as any other luxury," said Bartlett.
-"Money is all the fellows want."
-
-"Let's talk it over first with the others, anyway," urged the
-Watermelon, feeling that it might be that money was not all they wanted.
-
-They found the general and the girls in the kitchen putting it in order.
-
-"Certainly," said the general with the calmness of one immune from the
-law. "We will explain."
-
-"What?" asked Henrietta, as she drew shut the basket lid and slipped in
-the catch.
-
-"Father used to say that if what you've done makes a fight, explanations
-will only make another," said the Watermelon. While he had the time he
-realized that he should slip away, but there was a chance that the
-police, finding their youthful quarry in the society of a general and a
-reputable and wealthy citizen of New York, could be impressed with the
-belief that they had made a mistake, and the Watermelon was always ready
-to take chances. Still, there was no need of running needless risk, and
-if he could persuade them all to escape with him in the cars, he would
-do it.
-
-Henrietta nodded. Billy was for an instant flight. "We might as well,"
-she explained lucidly, eying her father questioningly.
-
-"Not at all," said Bartlett. "Money is all they want."
-
-"An explanation," said the general, "will be sufficient. We do not want
-any tampering with the law." He picked up his hat and started for the
-door as he would sally forth and demand the surrender of a beaten foe.
-
-"But, father," Henrietta's clear voice made him pause, "what can we
-explain?" She pushed back her auto veil and gazed from one to the other
-in gentle deprecation. "How we got in? But they wouldn't want us to
-explain that. You see, they can surmise that."
-
-The general came back to the table. A little firmness, tempered with a
-lucid explanation in words of one syllable had always been his method in
-dealing with the weaker sex. "My dear Henrietta, we can explain why we
-are here."
-
-"Why are we?" asked Henrietta meekly.
-
-"Why are we?" demanded the general. "Because we took it for the house
-of a very old and dear friend."
-
-"But as soon as we entered, father, we knew our mistake."
-
-"Henrietta," said the general, "I can not argue with you."
-
-"No, father," agreed Henrietta. "But when we found out our mistake, why
-didn't we leave?"
-
-"I can not argue with you, Henrietta," repeated the general.
-
-"Money," said Bartlett, "is all they want. They always fine all
-motorists for breaking speed laws. It becomes a sort of habit with
-them."
-
-"This ain't breaking the speed laws," warned the Watermelon. "This is
-house-breaking."
-
-"Sir," demanded the general, "do you accuse me, me, of house-breaking?"
-
-"The whole damn family," said the Watermelon bruskly. He wanted to slip
-away quietly, whether the men at the gate were waiting for him alone or
-for all of them, having a tramp's dislike for anything that smacked of a
-possibility of falling into the hands of the law. "This is some
-different from speed-breaking," he added gloomily.
-
-"This is preposterous!" cried the general. "That I, _I_, should be
-arrested! Why, I refuse to be. No one has a right to arrest me."
-
-"If you break into another person's house, father--" began Henrietta.
-
-"But, Henrietta, I am not a house-breaker. I deny the charge."
-
-"We all are," said Henrietta. "That is all I can see to it."
-
-"Money--" began Bartlett again, the refrain of his life. He felt he
-could not be arrested and haled before a magistrate, even such an humble
-one as a country justice of the peace. His whole scheme would be ruined.
-Batchelor would probably want to return to the city as soon as he could
-bail himself out, and not care to have anything more to do with motor
-trips run on similar lines.
-
-"No," snapped the general, "we will have no graft."
-
-"Graft," sputtered Bartlett. "Who suggested graft? A wise manipulation
-of the financial end of a difficulty will more often save you than not.
-There is no graft in paying for a night's lodging."
-
-"Under the present circumstances, paying for a night's lodging is
-graft," declared the general.
-
-"It's graft, then, or prison," snapped Bartlett.
-
-"Prison," said the general heroically.
-
-"Prison is foolish," said Billy, "when one has a motor-car and can get
-away."
-
-"Besides," said Bartlett, "graft is not dishonest for the man who gives
-the bribe."
-
-"It ain't," agreed the Watermelon, "if the man has money enough to give
-publicly to some college or institution."
-
-Henrietta drew on her gloves. "I think you are all cynics," said she.
-"Graft is dishonest."
-
-"Why?" asked Bartlett, turning to her. "Why, Henrietta?"
-
-"Because," said Henrietta firmly.
-
-"The only dishonor is playing on another man's weakness, using that for
-your own ends. If I know a man has a price, am I dishonest to take
-advantage of the knowledge? No, certainly not. The dishonor is in him
-who has a price, whose dirty little soul cares so much for money that he
-lets his manhood go at so much in dollars and cents, like merchandise."
-
-"Ah," cried Henrietta with quick sympathy for the tempted. "Poverty is
-so terrible and money such a temptation. It doesn't seem to be fighting
-fair to take advantage of it."
-
-"Father used to say that it would take the constitution of an ostrich,
-the empty head of a fool and the nerves of a prize-fighter to stand
-poverty," said the Watermelon, thinking of those days when there were
-eight children and no money.
-
-"I think," said Billy, as one propounding a wholly original suggestion,
-"that we should go at once."
-
-"If we have done wrong," said the general, "we should suffer for it. We
-should not attempt to evade the consequences of our acts."
-
-There was a heavy step on the porch without. The general turned pale,
-Bartlett reached for his pocket-book and Billy leaned weakly against the
-knobby end of the haircloth sofa. Only Henrietta and the Watermelon were
-quite calm, the latter with the calmness of desperation, the former, of
-despair.
-
-
-
-
- *CHAPTER XII*
-
- *THE KEY TO THE SITUATION*
-
-
-The Watermelon accepted the inexorable with the tramp's sang-froid;
-Henrietta with a sweet dignity, though slightly flushed. The door had
-been shut before the conference began and the person on the porch had
-not come in sight of the windows. With a slow wink at Henrietta, the
-Watermelon strode to the door. Instinctively the general started to lay
-his hand on the young man's arm as he passed, to detain him a moment,
-but instead picked up his hat from the table and hoped that no one had
-seen that involuntary little gesture. The Watermelon threw open the door
-with a bit of a flourish and Alphonse, stolid, unsmiling, entered.
-
-There was an involuntary sigh of relief from all, even the general.
-
-"Well," asked the Watermelon, "what are the sleuths doing?"
-
-"Where are the cars, Alphonse?" asked the general sternly, in the
-reaction of the suspense of the moment before.
-
-"I left them at the back door," answered Alphonse, as one who understood
-perfectly the whole aspect of the case and realized that sometimes a
-quiet exit is more to be desired than great acclaim. "I thought you
-would not want them seen from the front."
-
-"I have no objection to my car being seen by everybody," returned the
-general with a wave of his hand, which appeared to include the universe.
-
-The back door was locked and the key gone, and the Watermelon had
-hurried to the door into the sheds and was struggling with the rusty
-lock. "This is the way," said he, "through the woodshed. That door's
-locked and there ain't a key; family probably left that way. I noticed
-the woodshed route this morning."
-
-"We can shut this door on the side porch and lock it just as we found
-it," said Henrietta.
-
-She shut the door and Alphonse as quietly turned the key. She lowered
-the window the Watermelon had opened and, finding that he had broken the
-lock in doing it, she slipped a dollar from her purse and left it on the
-ledge. It seemed to Henrietta to leave more, to pay for their night's
-lodging, would simply be adding insult to injury. One can not take
-unpardonable liberties with another's possessions and then pay for it in
-the gold of the land.
-
-"Come," said she.
-
-The Watermelon had already opened the door and was working on the lock
-of the one in the woodshed. Henrietta paused in the house door, the
-basket on her arm, and glanced back at the others. "Come on," said she.
-
-"I will explain," began the general, with a firmness that was fast
-weakening.
-
-"Father," said Henrietta, "you can not explain. Graft is dishonest. The
-only thing we can do is to run."
-
-Billy grabbed up her gloves and obeyed with alacrity. Bartlett and the
-general followed in dignified majesty. Alphonse came last and shut each
-door as they passed through. With no undue haste, and yet with no
-loitering to admire a perfect summer morning, they climbed into the
-cars; Alphonse alone in the general's, the other five in Bartlett's,
-with Bartlett at the wheel.
-
-"Shall we rush them?" suggested the Watermelon with happy anticipation.
-
-Alphonse, like the voice of reason, calm, unemotional, blasé, spoke:
-"There is a cow lane back of the barn. It is wide enough for the cars.
-It leads into the road farther on. I left the bars down."
-
-"You're a man, Alphonse," said the Watermelon.
-
-They glided without further comment through the barnyard into the rocky,
-tree-shaded cow lane. The general glanced behind. No one was in sight.
-The lane was narrow and rough, last spring's mud having hardened into
-humps and ridges from the passing of many feet. The cars ran slowly of
-a necessity, and while the engines throbbed, the noise was not loud, and
-the slight hill on which the house stood deadened the sound and
-concealed the cars from any one in front.
-
-Henrietta leaned toward the Watermelon, who sat on the small seat just
-in front of her and just behind the general. "On such an occasion as
-this," she asked, "what did 'father' used to say?"
-
-"Nothing," said the Watermelon. "There were two times when he never
-said anything, one was when he was asleep and the other was when he was
-escaping from the police."
-
-"Oh," cried Billy, "he was a minister, why should he have had to escape
-from the police?"
-
-"He left the ministry," explained the Watermelon.
-
-"What did he say when he left it?" teased Henrietta.
-
-"Good-by," said the Watermelon.
-
-Then the cars turned into the road and two men stepped from the bushes
-on either side. They were tall, raw-boned country men, in flapping straw
-hats and blue jeans. Each carried a shotgun in the crook of his arm
-with a tender pleasure in the feel of it, each chewed a big piece of
-tobacco and each was apparently more than enjoying the situation. The
-Watermelon, leaning forward, with wary eyes, was pleased to see a look
-of surprise flit across their square-jawed, sun-tanned faces as they saw
-the second car slowly following the first, and four men instead of one,
-as the telegram had said "one man in a big red touring car," the make
-and engine number given.
-
-For a moment the general could think of nothing to say. If he had been
-permitted to sally forth from the front door, he could have explained
-clearly, emphatically, with all his old-time belief that being himself
-no one could possibly doubt him or his good intentions. But now, caught
-thus, acknowledging his guilt by his surreptitious leave-taking, he did
-not know what to say, where to begin. Bartlett reached for his
-pocket-book.
-
-"What's the make of your car?" demanded the taller of the two of
-Bartlett, laying his hand on the fender.
-
-[Illustration: "What's the make of your car?"]
-
-Surprised, Bartlett told, thankful that he had not been asked for his
-name.
-
-"Engine number?" demanded the man.
-
-Bartlett gave it.
-
-"License number?"
-
-"Great Scott!" snapped Bartlett. "What do you want next? My age? My
-number is on the back of my car. I have so many cars I have forgotten
-it. Go and look, or ask my man. Alphonse, what's the number on the
-back?"
-
-"97411," droned Alphonse coldly.
-
-"Be both these cars yours?" asked the man, puzzled and a bit
-disappointed.
-
-"That car," said the general pompously, "is mine. Allow me." He drew
-his card-case from his pocket, and to the tall man's consternation and
-Bartlett's horror, presented him with his card. The two withdrew and
-consulted a moment. Clearly the family party before them was not the
-young man wanted in Wilton for stealing a motor-car and a suit of
-clothes, but for all that, what were they doing in an empty house?
-
-"We can arrest 'em and get a fine anyway," said the taller of the two,
-and the other agreed.
-
-The Watermelon leaned forward with languid interest, his hat on the back
-of his head. "How d'ye do?" he drawled. "What are you doing with the
-popguns?"
-
-"Hunting," grinned the spokesman pleasantly.
-
-"Any luck?" asked the Watermelon.
-
-"Bet cher life!" said the man. "Got what we were after."
-
-"Bear?" asked the Watermelon innocently.
-
-"Autos," said the man.
-
-"Sir," began the general. He felt a pressure on his shoulder so firm,
-that, irritated, he turned to remonstrate with Henrietta. One could not
-explain the situation with any degree of pride in the first place, still
-less so, if some one behind were apparently endeavoring to suppress one.
-
-The Watermelon frowned. "We weren't breaking any speed limit, unless
-the snail is the standard you regulate your speed laws by." The men no
-longer believed that they had caught the thief, but if they insisted on
-taking the party before a magistrate, each would have to give his name.
-With the general present, fictitious names would only be so much waste
-of breath, and the Watermelon had no desire to give his assumed name to
-any one in the employ of the law.
-
-"Naw," sneered the man, spitting with gusto. "There're other things to
-break besides speed laws."
-
-"Yes," agreed the Watermelon, "your empty head."
-
-"Now, don't get sassy," warned the man, growing angry. "I'm an officer
-of the law and I'm not going to take any of your sass."
-
-"An officer of the law can't arrest a law-abiding citizen," snapped the
-Watermelon with righteous indignation.
-
-"Law-abiding?" jeered the man.
-
-"What have we done?"
-
-"Try to guess," suggested the man pleasantly and the other laughed.
-
-"I can't guess," said the Watermelon. "Is it for riding through the cow
-lane? We didn't hurt the lane any. I rode through this same lane last
-summer and the Browns didn't kick up any row over it. In fact, they
-were with me, that is, Dick and Lizzie were."
-
-The man stared and the Watermelon frowned coldly.
-
-"Do you know the Browns?" demanded the fellow.
-
-"Not very well," admitted the Watermelon. "I was through here last
-summer and stopped over night at their place. They were fine people,
-all right. They told me if I ever came this way again to drop in and I
-said I would. It was a sort of joke. They gave me a latch-key." He
-drew a key from his pocket and held it out as proof of his integrity.
-
-"Huh," said the man dully, gazing from the key to the Watermelon.
-
-The second man took it. "Which door does it fit?" he asked.
-
-"The front door," said the Watermelon promptly. "Go try it if you want
-proof."
-
-"Not so fast," said the second man, who had taken the affair into his
-own hands. "If you know the Browns, tell me something about them? No,
-you chuffer feller, hold on, back there. Don't try to slip by, for you
-can't. You automobilists think that the Lord created Heaven and earth
-for your benefit and then rested on the seventh day and has been resting
-ever since. That's better. Now, then--" turning again to the
-Watermelon--"how many in the family?"
-
-"How many?" queried the Watermelon. "I don't know. I only saw Ma and
-Pa and the three kids, Dick and Lizzie and Sarah. Sarah was a young
-lady about twenty, if I remember rightly; Lizzie was eight and Dick was
-a bit older, ten or twelve--twelve, I think he said. I remember his
-birthday came in January, anyway."
-
-"Well, goldarn it," laughed the first man, thoroughly convinced. "Well,
-say, ain't we the easy marks?"
-
-"Don't blame yourselves," said the Watermelon gently. "Father used to
-say that anything colossal, even stupidity, was worthy of admiration."
-
-"What did Dick look like?" demanded the second man, loath to give up.
-
-The Watermelon straightened up. "See here, my man," said he sternly,
-"we are in a hurry. You have detained us long enough. I have told you
-as much as I am going to about the Browns. It's a year ago this summer
-that I was there and I haven't been dwelling on their beautiful
-countenances in rapt and joyful contemplation ever since. I have seen a
-few people during the interval. Dick was fairly good looking, but
-Lizzie was the cutest. I took them through the cow lane to show them
-how they could go for the cows in a motor-car, farming up-to-date, see.
-Now move aside and let us pass, please."
-
-"No, you don't," returned the man sharply. "Let that chuffer feller in
-the back car come up to the house with me while I try this key. Tom, you
-keep the others here, till I come back."
-
-The Watermelon leaned back wearily indifferent and drew out his
-cigarette papers. Alphonse climbed obediently from the car, with his
-usual imperturbability. Calmly and willingly he scaled the stone wall
-and set off across the field with his captor. Tom thoughtfully examined
-his gun, one eye on the motor-cars.
-
-The general's desire to explain was superseded by a still greater desire
-to get away. The grim faces of the two men impressed him with the
-gravity of the event. If they were to escape, now was the time, when
-the forces of the enemy were divided, but there was his car.
-
-He could not leave that behind and the man in the road was a fairly good
-reason for him to remain where he was and make no attempt to reach it.
-Batchelor had put up a clever bluff, but it had been called, and they
-had to sit there until the return of the other man, when they would be
-exposed, for of course the key wouldn't fit. That second man was a
-stubborn brute. The Lord had made mules. He didn't intend men to be.
-
-The general turned irritably and glanced at the Watermelon, lolling
-gracefully in his seat and humming a ridiculous little song between airy
-puffs of his cigarette.
-
-Henrietta repressed a wild wish to scream aloud. Never, never again
-would she go into another man's house unless expressly asked to do so by
-the owner. She glanced behind, up the hill, toward the house. Alphonse
-and his captor had just come into sight again and were returning through
-the field. Henrietta breathed heavily. This was awful. When the two
-reached the stone wall, she hoped she would faint. She knew she
-wouldn't, she never fainted. She turned around that she might not see
-them. Nothing could be done, apparently, but simply wait for the hand
-of the law to fall upon them. The Watermelon had made a good guess as
-to the children, it seemed; why hadn't he been content to let it go at
-that? Why had he hauled out that useless key? She had ceased to feel,
-to think. She looked at Billy. Billy was frozen dumb. This was the
-end. Bartlett glanced at the man in the road and tried to figure his
-price.
-
-The Watermelon turned carelessly and spoke to Henrietta. "That was a
-pretty bird up there. Did you see it?"
-
-"Yes," said Henrietta automatically, though she had seen no bird. She
-heard the two men now right behind the car and she sank back limply.
-All was over.
-
-"Well?" queried the Watermelon.
-
-"By gum," admitted the man with the key. "It fits."
-
-
-
-
- *CHAPTER XIII*
-
- *ONLY TO BE LOST*
-
-
-Bartlett grinned and removed his hat to wipe his brow. The general
-strove not to show a guilty surprise, Billy giggled and Henrietta began
-to live again.
-
-The Watermelon held out his hand. "My key, please. Kindly remove that
-piece of artillery from the road and we will go on."
-
-The man, covered with perspiration and embarrassment, handed back the
-key. "When the Browns come back, shall we tell them you called?"
-
-"Certainly," said the general pompously, and in the exuberance of the
-reaction, he drew a half dollar from his pocket and handed it to the
-fellow. "Kindly give that to Dick," said he with the benevolence of a
-grandfather.
-
-Billy waved to the crestfallen two and Henrietta gave them a gracious,
-forgiving bow.
-
-"Never again," said she, "shall I do wrong. The possibilities of
-discovery are too nerve-racking."
-
-"Father used to say--" began the Watermelon.
-
-"I'll bet your mother didn't talk much," laughed Bartlett.
-
-But the general had passed through an unhappy half hour and had no heart
-for jesting.
-
-"If you knew the Browns, Mr. Batchelor," said he, "it was your duty to
-have told us so."
-
-"Yes," said Henrietta. "I have aged ten years, and at my time of life
-that is tragedy."
-
-"And why," asked Billy, "if you had the key, didn't we go in by the
-front door last night?"
-
-The Watermelon stared from one accusing face to the other in frank
-surprise. Even Mike with his fat wits would have grasped the situation.
-"I didn't know them," he protested. "When I can go in by a door, I don't
-choose the window."
-
-"But the key," objected Billy.
-
-"Dick and Lizzie," added Henrietta.
-
-"Their very ages," climaxed the general.
-
-"It was only a bluff," said the Watermelon wearily. "I remembered their
-names and ages from books I had seen around the room last night and on
-the dresser, sort of birthday presents and things, you know. I never
-saw one of them."
-
-The general roared and loved the boy. Henrietta leaned forward and
-patted him on the shoulder. "Wonderful, wonderful Holmes!" said she.
-
-"Did you take the key on purpose?" asked Billy, all athrill with
-admiration.
-
-The Watermelon flushed. He had taken the key if by any chance he should
-ever be in that neighborhood again, and the family away, he could spend
-the night in a comfortable bed instead of under a hayrick. Besides keys
-always came in handy. He didn't look at Billy. Like a sudden flash of
-lightning on a dark night, he had seen the difference between them,
-between what he had become and what he had been. But it came and was
-gone and the old careless indifference rushed back. He laughed and
-changed his seat to the one between the two girls.
-
-"When I locked the front door, I slipped the key out without thinking, I
-suppose," said he. "Besides, keys are handy. When you are stony broke,
-you can rattle them and make the other fellow think maybe they're the
-mon."
-
-"Now for breakfast," cried the general gaily, never long forgetful of
-his meals.
-
-"Tell me," begged Henrietta, "what would father say?"
-
-"Grace," said the Watermelon.
-
-The general, as he informed Henrietta at the first roadhouse they came
-to and at which they stopped for breakfast, was full of the old Nick. He
-felt that there might be no limit to his daring, he might go as far as
-to rob an apple orchard and make no attempt to repay the owner, that
-was, if the apples were ripe. Henrietta's own spirits were rising. One
-never realized what liberty was until one threw aside
-conventionality--not honor, but conventionality, the silly, foolish laws
-of senseless ages. Billy as usual laughed at every remark, while the
-general, the tramp and the financier grew fairly brilliant beneath the
-spur of two pretty women's laughing eyes.
-
-The Watermelon, in his silk socks, his soft panama and fine linen, was
-too much in the habit of taking fate as he found it, without wonder or
-protest, to marvel now at his change of fortune or to be disturbed or
-embarrassed at the unexpected society in which he found himself.
-Between him and Bartlett was only the difference of a few millions, both
-lived by their wits, and if one preferred to walk while the other rode,
-it was merely a matter of choice--no sign of inferiority between man and
-man.
-
-They stopped that evening at a small town in the north of Vermont, as
-far from a railway and telegraph office as Bartlett could bring them.
-He had watched Batchelor carefully for signs of restlessness, but the
-young man appeared entirely absorbed in the present, with no thought for
-anything but the moment and Billy and Henrietta.
-
-After supper, they loitered a while on the porch. The night was dark
-and warm. Across the road and over the fields, the frogs in a distant
-pond were croaking, and the air was thick with fireflies.
-
-"Isn't it dark and still," said Billy, her hands thrust into the pockets
-of her linen coat, her feet slightly parted, as a boy would stand, her
-small head thrown back.
-
-The Watermelon watched her covertly from the cigarette he was rolling,
-the clear oval of her dainty profile, her slender throat and well-shaped
-head with its coronet of braids.
-
-"Dark as misery," said Henrietta dreamily.
-
-"In the day, one sees a world," quoted Bartlett, standing beside her
-where she leaned, a slender figure, against the post of the porch. "In
-the night one sees a universe," and he waved his lighted cigar vaguely
-toward the myriads of stars above them.
-
-"What good does that do," asked the Watermelon, "seeing a universe?
-It's miles away and can't help you any."
-
-"Ah, but it's beautiful," cried Henrietta, who had never had much
-experience with misery. "It teaches one to look up, the night-time
-does."
-
-The Watermelon lighted his cigarette in the cup of his hands and tossed
-his match away. "If you are trying to walk in the dark," he objected,
-"trying to get out of your troubles, say, and not standing still in the
-same old place, you can't look up."
-
-"You have no beauty in your soul," declared Henrietta. "I think the
-idea is beautiful, seeing a universe."
-
-"When you are down and out, you don't take any pleasure in looking at a
-universe," said the Watermelon. "A dollar, or even a quarter, will look
-a darned sight more beautiful."
-
-"I wouldn't like to be poor," said Billy. "It must be so terrible to
-have no motor-car, for one thing."
-
-"It is," agreed the Watermelon, who would have agreed to anything Billy
-said. "It's simply awful."
-
-"What did you mind most," asked Billy, "when you were a newsboy?"
-
-"Let's go look at the universe," suggested the Watermelon hastily. "We
-can see it much better down the road a bit."
-
-Billy consented, and they strolled away in the dark. The general, who
-thought he was talking politics, was laying down the law to the hotel
-clerk, and Henrietta and Bartlett were left alone. They lingered a
-moment on the porch and then quietly disappeared up the road in the
-opposite direction from that taken by Billy and the Watermelon.
-
-Bartlett's desire was to reach Maine as soon as possible and get lost
-over Saturday, but to avoid every city and larger town on the way and to
-hurry by the smaller places where there might be telegraph or telephone
-connections.
-
-"Out of touch of the world for a week," he was fond of repeating, "no
-letters, no papers, no worries and no nerves."
-
-And his desire was the Watermelon's. The more they avoided towns, the
-better the youth liked it. Telegraph and telephone stations were
-zealously shunned. He would have liked to have seen a paper, so as to
-judge what the police thought in the case of the theft of the wealthy
-young stock-broker's car, provided Batchelor had allowed the thing to
-become public, which he very much doubted, from the little he knew of
-the man's character. It was hardly an episode one would care to see in
-print if one was dignified and self-made. And the Watermelon chuckled.
-
-It took them longer than Bartlett hoped, sticking to narrow, unused
-country roads, and the next night found them still in Vermont. They
-spent the night at the village boarding-house, and once again Billy and
-the Watermelon went down the road a bit to look at the universe, and
-Henrietta and Bartlett went up the road.
-
-The following day, to Bartlett's satisfaction, they got lost. It was
-late in the afternoon when they stopped at Milford, a small town in New
-Hampshire, and made inquiries about the next town. Was it far and would
-the accommodations be good? It wasn't far, the farmer whom they
-questioned, assured them, only five miles. He directed them how to go
-and they thanked him and pushed on.
-
-They went on and on and nightfall found them in a lonely bit of wooded
-road apparently miles from any town or habitation. Bartlett was
-pleased. They were lost, and by great good luck they might remain lost
-for a considerable length of time. The general, too, was delighted.
-They would make a night of it. It was what he had long wanted to do and
-now they would have to. The lunch basket had been filled earlier in the
-day at a country store, so there would be enough to eat. The seats of
-the autos were soft and one could sleep in the cars or on the ground, as
-one preferred. It was warm and the rugs and shawls would be covering
-enough.
-
-They ran the cars out of the road to a convenient clearing. Henrietta
-got out the basket, shawls were spread on the ground in the light of the
-two cars and they prepared to make the best of things.
-
-"This is like old times," declared the general genially; "a night on the
-march, far out on the prairies, not a thing in sight, not a sound but a
-coyote yelping or the cry of a wolf."
-
-"And Indians," said Henrietta, "hiding back of the nearest hillock,
-creeping up on you unawares."
-
-Billy glanced behind her at the woods and wished they had chosen a more
-open place to dine.
-
-"Yes," agreed the general cheerfully, "or down in some southern swamp,
-with the Johnny Rebs stealing through the bushes."
-
-"Oh, please," begged Billy. "What's the use of telling about things
-creeping up on you?"
-
-And she glanced again at the bit of wood she could see in the light of
-the lamps. Far in the west the moon was sinking and here and there a
-star twinkled between the rolling clouds. A thunder-head was now and
-then revealed distinctly by flashes of distant lightning, and thunder
-rumbled ominously in the sultry night. A whippoorwill called steadily
-and once a bat on graceful wing flew by in the eery light.
-
-The general laughed. "That was living in those days, Billy," he said.
-"A man was a man and not an office automaton, a dimes saving bank."
-
-
-
-
- *CHAPTER XIV*
-
- *BILLY, BILLY EVERYWHERE*
-
-
-Bartlett nodded. He had been watching Henrietta through half-lazy,
-half-closed lids, leaning against a fallen log. Somehow out there in the
-coolness and sweetness of the summer night, in the open country, with
-only the drumming of the insects and the shrill clamor of frogs to break
-the silence, nothing seemed to matter, to be worth struggling for. He
-felt that he hardly cared what was happening in his absence, back there
-in the hot, crowded, dirty city. A few more millions added to the
-useless many he already owned, what did it matter? What amount could
-buy the night, the peace and sweetness and content? He glanced at the
-Watermelon and felt no triumph in the thought that this was Wednesday
-and so far not a paper had been received, not a letter sent to spoil his
-plans. He wondered lazily that he had gone to the bother of planning
-the small, petty intrigue of the small, petty city, like dogs snarling
-over a worm-eaten bone. How trivial it all was!
-
-"You're right, General," said he, watching the play of Henrietta's thin
-white hands in the lamp light, as she and Billy arranged the evening
-meal. "A man's not a man in the city--nothing but a dirty,
-money-grubbing proposition. Dollars and cents, dollars and cents, the
-only reason of his being."
-
-"I know," agreed Henrietta, nodding. "I sometimes wonder why it was so
-arranged--the world, you know. Why couldn't love, courage, honor have
-been made the medium of exchange, the most vital necessity of life?
-Every one has to have money, so every one has to struggle for it. Why
-couldn't things have been started differently?"
-
-"Potatoes, two kisses a peck," suggested the Watermelon.
-
-"Three," said Bartlett, "if the purchaser is young and pretty. A smile
-would be enough, if she were old and wrinkled and unwed."
-
-"A motor-car would probably necessitate a wedding," said the general.
-
-"No, no, no," protested Henrietta. "How silly! You don't understand me
-at all."
-
-"I would hate to be a clerk at a bargain sale," said the Watermelon,
-pilfering a cracker from the box Billy held.
-
-"Yes," agreed Bartlett, "think of the microbes--"
-
-"Microbes?" asked Billy who had not been following the conversation.
-"Where?"
-
-"In kisses, Billy," said the general. "I should think you would have
-found it out by this time. Everybody you kiss--"
-
-"I never kiss anybody," protested Billy, blushing delightfully.
-
-"Father used to say--" began the Watermelon.
-
-"Look here," interrupted Bartlett, "that father of yours was a minister,
-you say. I vow he could know nothing about this subject."
-
-"He married more people than you have," said the Watermelon.
-
-"Yes," said Henrietta kindly, "he must have known all about it. Do tell
-us what he said."
-
-"He used to say that kissing was just the reverse of poker--"
-
-"Poker," cried Bartlett. "No wonder your father left the ministry."
-
-"It says in the papers that your father was a policeman," declared the
-general.
-
-"A policeman of souls," said Henrietta softly.
-
-The general waved the sentiment aside as immaterial. "How could he have
-been a policeman and a minister?"
-
-"I can't say," answered the Watermelon, and turned to help Billy with a
-sardine can as the best way out of a tight place.
-
-"How is kissing the reverse of poker?" asked Henrietta, always amused by
-the Reverend Mr. Batchelor's remarks.
-
-"A pair would beat a royal flush," replied the Watermelon.
-
-"Surely," persisted the general, "if your father were a minister--"
-
-The Watermelon looked up from the key of the tin he was laboriously
-turning and glanced gently at the general, his woman's eyes amused and
-pitying, the expression they always wore for the general.
-
-"Why, you see that is just what I always fancied. He used to preach and
-have a church--but if the papers say he was a cop, he probably was."
-
-"It's a wise child that knows his own father," said Henrietta. "Come to
-supper everybody."
-
-Bartlett spread the filmy paper napkin on his knees and taking the plate
-Henrietta handed him, balanced it on his lap with great nicety. He was
-so sure that the Watermelon was William Hargrave Batchelor that it never
-occurred to him to doubt it. There were the cards, the monogram on the
-automobile and the general to vouch for it. The papers were a bit
-wrong.
-
-Supper over, the general conceived the sudden inspiration of tinkering a
-while with the cars. Alphonse stood by to assist and the others
-wandered off down the road before turning in for the night.
-
-Billy and the Watermelon soon drifted away by themselves up a tiny cow
-lane, fragrant with sweetbrier. They wandered up it side by side, like
-two children, neither saying a thing, content to be together. At the
-end of the lane, they leaned for a while on the pasture bars. The
-sultriness of the earlier part of the evening had passed. The thunder
-was less ominous and only sheet lightning, low on the horizon, was
-visible. A breeze, cool and sweet, whispered by. The fireflies danced
-in gay little flashes of light among the shadows.
-
-The two stood side by side, their elbows on the top rail, their hands
-before them. They said nothing. There was nothing to say, just the
-night and they two, alone, among the sweetbriers and the fireflies.
-
-Now and then Billy sighed, unconsciously and happily. A great silence
-had enwrapped Billy for the last two days, a silence in which she was
-content to dream and in which words seemed superfluous and uncalled for.
-She wondered that Henrietta could talk so much. What was there to say?
-Billy had never been in love. She wondered vaguely if the enfolding
-content, the longing for solitude and her own thoughts were forerunners
-of approaching death. The good die young, and Billy felt that she was
-content to go, to drift away into the eternal peace of the after life.
-She was not of an analytical disposition and she only knew that she was
-happy, causelessly happy, and did not ask the reason. The Watermelon
-stood so closely beside her that once when he turned she could smell the
-tobacco on his breath. She wanted to rub her head on his shoulder like
-a kitten, and wondered if she were growing weak-minded.
-
-Without warning the bushes at her side parted and a cow with great
-gentle eyes peered out at them, so near that Billy could feel the
-breath, warm and sweet, upon her cheek. With a little cry, she shrank
-close to the Watermelon.
-
-He felt her slender body, soft and yielding, nestling against him, smelt
-the fragrance of her curly hair, and suddenly a great tide of longing,
-of passion, of desire welled up in him and choked him. He wanted to
-crush her to him, to cover eyes and hair with kisses, to hold her so
-tightly that she would cry for release. All the ungoverned feelings of
-the past few years surged over him and threatened to carry both for ever
-out of sight of land and decency. But, blindly, not knowing what he
-did, he turned from her and picked up a stick to hurl at the cow. She
-had turned to him in her fear, and with the honor of his clerical
-father, he controlled himself.
-
-Billy laughed and straightened up, as the cow, grieved and surprised,
-backed off in the dark. "I'm not afraid of cows, Willie," said she.
-"Don't you know it? She just came so suddenly I was startled."
-
-"Yes," agreed the Watermelon dully. "So was I. Why did you call me
-Willie?"
-
-"Short for William, and William is your name, goose. Don't you remember
-your own name?" crooned Billy, leaning toward him in the dark.
-
-"Yes, surely," said the Watermelon. "But I hate my name. Call me
-Jerry. That's what the boys call me."
-
-He did not add that his name was Jeroboam Martin. He being the seventh
-young Martin to arrive, his distracted parents had turned to the Bible
-for help in names as well as in the more vital necessities.
-
-"Jerry?" laughed Billy questioningly.
-
-"Yes," said Jeroboam gravely, and added abruptly, "Let's go back."
-
-They turned and retraced their steps, Billy all athrill with she knew
-not what, singing a foolish little song beneath her breath, the
-Watermelon staring angrily before him, denying hotly to himself what
-would not be denied, that he loved Billy. He loved her, not as he had
-loved other women, not as a careless, lazy tramp, taking what offered,
-good, bad or worse, with airy indifference, but as the son of his poor
-virtuous, mother and of his gentle, reverend father would love and
-cherish the one woman.
-
-But who was he to love like that? The past few years had branded him as
-a thing apart from Billy. He tried to think it out, but the blood
-pounded in his temples and he could not think, could only know that he
-loved her more than he did himself, with a love stronger than the mad
-passion and longing for her that throbbed in his pulses like leaping
-fire. The knowledge had come so suddenly, he was so unprepared, that he
-could not reason it out, could only know that Billy must never dream of
-such a thing. A companion of Mike and James, who was he to talk of love
-to Billy? God!
-
-His head moved restlessly as though in pain and his hands, unconsciously
-jingling the keys in his trousers pockets, clenched tightly. Billy
-swayed against him in the dark and straightened up with a laugh and a
-smothered yawn.
-
-"Oh, law," said she, "I'm tired."
-
-"So am I," said the Watermelon moodily. "Tired of living."
-
-"Do you know," said Billy, "I was just thinking that death might not be
-so awful, just to close your eyes and drift out into space, on and on
-and on."
-
-"It would be a darned sight better than living," answered the
-Watermelon. "Hell would be preferable. I beg your pardon."
-
-"Aren't you well?" asked Billy anxiously. "As for me, I never really
-want to die unless I am feeling perfectly well."
-
-Henrietta and Bartlett strolled up as they approached the cars, where
-they found the general pacing up and down the road, filled with
-righteous indignation and anger.
-
-It seemed Alphonse had long ago taken his rug and pillow and retired to
-the edge of the woods and slumber. Left alone the general had lighted a
-cigar and was walking slowly back and forth in front of the cars,
-waiting for the others to return, when a buggy, with two men in it,
-passed, the horse shying a bit and the general offering his assistance
-and advice. To his surprise they had not gone by more than three yards,
-when they stopped, tied the horse and came back on foot.
-
-"First," said the general, as the four gathered around him in the light
-of the car lamps, "first I thought they were hold-up men. The lamps on
-my car had gone out and they did not see it, thought that there was only
-one car, so there would not be many to defend it; besides, I was the
-only one they had seen, and doubtless they surmised I was alone and they
-could have held me up easily."
-
-"Father," cried Henrietta, "what did you do?"
-
-"Before I could do anything they asked me the make of my car. I told
-them. They said it didn't look like a Packard, and I saw that they were
-looking at Will's car and hadn't seen mine, back near the wall and with
-the lights out. I pointed to it and said that was my car. They seemed
-surprised to see two cars. I told them my name, gave them my card, and
-told them I was motoring to Maine with a party of friends and asked them
-what they were going to do about it."
-
-"What did they say?" asked Bartlett, while the Watermelon slowly rolled
-a cigarette.
-
-"Oh, they apologized," admitted the general. "But what I want to know,
-and what I don't like at all, is why every one is so curious to know the
-make of my car, the engine number and the license number. What business
-is it of theirs?"
-
-The two girls slept in one car, Bartlett and the general in the other.
-The Watermelon lay on the grass on Billy's side of the car and sought to
-reason the thing out, to plan what to do. Alone in the dark, he did not
-sleep, but stared before him, ears attuned to the many sounds of the
-summer night.
-
-In every whir of insects' wings, in every whispering breeze that passed,
-he heard Billy's soft sweet voice. He stared up at the stars and
-likened them to Billy's eyes, twinkling points of light as far above him
-as Billy was, for Billy was Billy, and he was a tramp, a hobo--a Weary
-Willie.
-
-
-
-
- *CHAPTER XV*
-
- *LOVE IN IDLENESS*
-
-
-One not born a vagabond in heart can never understand a vagabond's love
-for the open places, for absolute freedom, to go where he wants, see
-what he wants, work when he wants. To a vagabond an office is
-intolerable, the accumulation of dollars, grinding another man to gain a
-petty advance for oneself, utterly uninspiring, conventionality, the
-ceaseless humdrum round of existence as a clerk at ten per, revolting.
-Following step by step in the well-worn, beaten path, where no man dares
-step aside lest he be jeered at, where none dares fall, lest he be
-pushed from the road and another take his place, where all think alike,
-look alike, act alike, spending one's days in an office, bent over a
-littered, dusty, shabby desk, one's nights at some cheap play-house,
-seeking to find an outlet for the battered nerves, for the ceaseless
-strain of the day by stupefying the senses with some garish parody of
-life, is not living to a vagabond. He is willing to work if the work is
-a part of himself, a development of that clamorous ego that must find
-peace in the open, in the physical side of existence. If he is born
-rich, he will become a traveler, a mountain climber, an aviator; if
-poor, a tramp, and the Watermelon was born poor.
-
-For the last few years his feet had followed his errant will, now here,
-now there. He was impervious to hardship while he could wander as he
-wished, indifferent to good clothes when the price was eight hours a day
-spent in a stuffy office, bent, round-shouldered, hump-backed, over a
-column of figures. Beneath good clothes or shabby, there was nothing
-but a human body, all more or less alike. So the Watermelon had gone
-his careless, contented way, now resting here, now working there,
-unworried by rent days falling due, by collars fraying around the edges,
-coats getting shabby and shiny at the seams, and then Billy came along,
-Billy, young, sweet, conventional, an honored member of convention's
-band, walking around and around the same well-beaten path, in the same
-small inclosure. If he had elected to be one of the throng, he would
-never have met her. Struggling along at ten per, he would have been so
-far down the line, plodding painfully on, that Billy would never have
-seen him.
-
-But now he was out and a fence unscalable was between them. If he
-climbed the fence again, it would do no good. No vagabond can ever fall
-in line and keep step, and there is not room enough in the inclosure for
-the man who has dared to climb the fence and drop down the other side.
-
-Bartlett, like Billy, wondered if he were growing simple-minded. A
-desire to confide in Henrietta, to tell her what he was up to, had come
-upon him and seemed too strong to be resisted. Last night, up the quiet
-country road, alone with Henrietta, he had been forced to suppress the
-desire sternly, and now in the garish light of day it was still upon
-him. He took a seat beside her on the stone wall where she tried to be
-comfortable as she fished olives from a nearly empty bottle, the remains
-of last night's supper.
-
-"I wonder," said he, hovering on the edge of his foolish desire, "if any
-one can become a man with nothing to regret."
-
-"Certainly not," said Henrietta. "There would always be the years."
-
-"I mean something that he had done himself," explained Bartlett soberly,
-a sandwich in one hand, a buttered roll in the other.
-
-"Don't tell me your troubles," said Henrietta, thinking miserably of the
-years it would soon be so hard to deny. "I have enough of my own.
-Confession may be good for the soul, but it's the death-blow to your
-reputation."
-
-"Father used to say that if there were public confession instead of
-private in the Catholic church, there would be no Catholics," said the
-Watermelon, helping Billy to the last of the sardines.
-
-"Let's have a public confession," cried the artless Billy. "Everybody
-tell the worst thing that they ever did in their lives."
-
-The Watermelon laughed and leaned toward her, a moth flirting with the
-candle flame. "Oh, kid; I'll bet the worst you ever did was to swipe
-the jam-pot when ma wasn't looking."
-
-"No," said Billy, "I did an awful thing once."
-
-"Let's hear it."
-
-Billy took the olive bottle from Henrietta, speared an olive and passed
-the bottle on before she spoke. "Will you confess, if I do?" she asked,
-pausing with the olive half way to her mouth.
-
-"Sure," said the Watermelon. "I robbed an apple orchard once."
-
-"You're fooling," accused Billy. "I'm not. I'm really serious."
-
-"So am I," vowed the Watermelon.
-
-"Billy," said Henrietta, "spare us. I am too young to listen to a tale
-of depravity."
-
-But the lure of the confessional held Billy and she passed Henrietta's
-remark without notice. She turned to the Watermelon. "If I tell you
-the worst thing I ever did, will you tell me the worst you ever did?"
-
-"I haven't done the worst yet," explained the Watermelon.
-
-The general having nearly wrecked the cars and seen the damage repaired
-by Alphonse, hurried to the four sitting on the stone wall.
-
-"Come on," said he. "It is time we were going. We have no blue book,
-you know."
-
-"I shouldn't wonder," said Henrietta, "if there were not a rare chance
-for some one to confess a heinous crime."
-
-She looked at Bartlett as he held out his hand to help her down and her
-eyes laughed deep into his.
-
-"In self-defense--" he pleaded in a whisper.
-
-It was very early. The freshness of night still clung to fields and
-wood. The air was full of the clamor of birds and from the valley below
-came the stentorian crow of a rooster. Little wisps of white clouds
-drifted by in the deep blue of the sky and a breeze played gently with
-the girls' long auto veils.
-
-So in the freshness of the early morning they dipped down the hill into
-the valley, passed farm-houses and corn lands. They stopped about nine
-at a farm-house and partook of a breakfast of coffee, bacon and eggs.
-Alphonse filled the cars at a village store and they went on. The glory
-of the day, the close proximity of Henrietta, who sat beside him,
-dainty, merry, feminine, the success so far of his plan, which in his
-saner moments he still cherished, raised Bartlett's spirits higher and
-higher and they went faster and faster. They swept over the boundary
-line into Maine with a rush, taking the hills at high speed and skimming
-into the valleys, now entering a stretch of cool dark wood, now tearing
-into the sunshine again, past corn-fields, hay-fields, and rocky
-pastures. Cows whisked their tails at the cars' approach and dashed
-awkwardly away from the fence rails. Chickens squawked and tore madly
-to safety with flapping wings. Farmhouses appeared and disappeared in a
-cloud of dust. Lakes were seen one moment and gone the next. They
-swept around a bend in the road and into a man trap, a pile of wood
-across the road and three farmers waiting grimly with loaded guns.
-
-The Watermelon in the tonneau of the general's car, with Billy,
-straightened up with a sickening fear of being arrested in her presence.
-The fun and excitement of the adventure had disappeared. In their stead
-stalked the grim reality of the fear of exposure, of the surprise,
-scorn, perhaps anger, maybe pity, he would see in Billy's eyes. When
-they parted and the Bartletts returned to the city, they would learn how
-they had been deceived, and Billy would be angry, scornful and a bit
-amused, for Billy enjoyed a joke even against herself and her ideas of
-humor were young and of the same style, more or less, as those of the
-Watermelon. But if he could he would drop out of her sight, first, the
-good-natured, successful young financier, not slink away, the shiftless,
-beaten tramp.
-
-The general for a moment considered it merely another means taken by the
-conspiracy to rob him of his car and contemplated stern defiance of the
-law's command to stop.
-
-"It's not highway robbery, Charlie," laughed Bartlett. "We've been
-going a bit fast and have to pay up, that's all."
-
-Haled before the justice of the peace in the village store, Bartlett
-paid his fine with casual indifference, the general with the haughty
-disapproval of a judge presiding at the bar of justice, while Henrietta,
-with gentle condescension, bought some highly-scented soap, "to help
-them out," she explained, meaning the owners of the store, and the
-Watermelon, to all outward appearances, frankly bored by the
-proceedings, presented Billy with a choice assortment of gaily tinted,
-dusty candy.
-
-They put up for the night at a small town in Maine. It consisted of
-four or five scattered houses, a school, a store, and a barrel factory.
-They found rooms in one of the houses and after supper, Henrietta,
-Bartlett and the general sat on the stoop, while the men smoked and the
-stars came out one by one, the frogs croaked dismally and the
-whippoorwills called and called.
-
-The Watermelon asked Billy to take a walk with him and she consented.
-She must never know, thought the Watermelon, with boyish self-loathing,
-that he had dared to insult her by thinking of love, but it would not
-hurt any one but himself to walk with her. There was only a day or two
-more at the most before they parted, she to go to Newport and Bar
-Harbor, and he to drift out on the tide again, one with James and Mike.
-
-They walked up the road in the soft beauty of the summer night. Billy
-was tired and thoughtful, her girlish eyes catching a far off vision of
-womanhood and what it meant. Unconsciously to both, a man's soul had
-spoken and her woman's soul had stirred in answer, stirred, but would it
-fully waken?
-
-The Watermelon rolled a cigarette and puffed moodily, too busy himself
-with thoughts to talk, and the Watermelon did not like to think. He was
-not used to it.
-
-"Darn it," he mused, "what did the Lord give us bodies for to want and
-want and then add minds to think?"
-
-They came to a New England graveyard, perched on a rise of ground, where
-the road cut through a hill, a lonely, neglected place, overgrown with
-weeds and tall rank grasses, the gravestones flat or falling. Hardly
-aware of what they did, they turned in and picked their way among the
-sunken graves.
-
-"God's acre," whispered Billy softly, for youth loves sadness, at
-certain times.
-
-The Watermelon tossed away his cigarette and took off his hat.
-Somewhere, over there among the Green Mountains, in just such another
-place, his tired little mother slept. Was her grave sunken, he
-wondered, her tombstone flat or falling limply sidewise?
-
-The moon was sinking slowly in the west, a silver crescent just above
-the dark outlines of the woods. The sky was bright with stars, like the
-kindled hopes of those who have gone. A wind stole softly by, rustling
-the tall grasses and swaying the tree tops. But there among the graves,
-it was very dark and still.
-
-Billy sat down on the bank by the driveway, and the Watermelon sat
-beside her, not too near. There was at least a foot between them.
-
-"We are all alone," said the Watermelon, thinking aloud half of his
-thoughts. "All alone, but for the dead."
-
-Alone, and the seven seas could not have parted them farther.
-
-"And God," added Billy piously.
-
-"If there is one," admitted the Watermelon.
-
-Billy looked at him quickly, earnestly. "Oh, Jerry, of course there is
-a God. Don't you know it?"
-
-"No," said the Watermelon. "When a person is happy, they know there is
-a God; when they are wretched, they say, every one does, 'There is no
-God.' If there is one, why doesn't He let the miserable wretch realize
-it instinctively as well as the happy person?"
-
-Billy had never suffered, had never felt the foundations of her world
-falling around her in ruins, had never cried aloud in anguish, "How
-long, oh Lord, how long?" She answered from her inexperience, from the
-faith that had never been tested, "Of course there is a God. Every one
-knows it, every one prays. Why, if your father was a minister, I should
-think you would know that there is a God."
-
-"That's the trouble. He was a minister and he lost faith, and when he
-who should have known, wondered if there was a God, we kids knew there
-wasn't. I suppose it's the same if a boy finds that his mother has lost
-her virtue. He thinks there is none."
-
-Billy placed her hand on the bank between them and leaned toward him on
-her straightened arm. "Poor old Jerry! But if your mother still
-believed?"
-
-"A mother always believes in God and her worthless sons. It's a part of
-being a mother, I suppose."
-
-
-
-
- *CHAPTER XVI*
-
- *A THIEF IN THE NIGHT*
-
-
-Billy laughed a low, throaty gurgle, and laid her hand an instant on his
-sleeve. "Don't you see, she believed in God and she believed in you.
-You didn't go back on her. Would God?"
-
-The Watermelon did not answer. He was busy with a scene of the long
-ago. He and the youngest Miss Martin had been engaged in a set-to which
-hardly savored of brotherly love, and parental authority had separated
-them and passed judgment.
-
-"Sister should not have struck you," the mother said as she stood him
-grimly in the corner. "But, Jeroboam, you should not have deceived
-sister. If you men would only keep faith with your women, this world
-would be too good to leave, even for Heaven," she had added with her
-usual tired sigh.
-
-How had he kept faith with Billy? The question stared him in the face
-and he felt like the child again, standing in the corner, unable to
-answer. For the sake of an amusing week of her society, he had
-practically betrayed her father, had branded himself a thief by keeping
-the clothes, the watch, the money, which he had taken wrongly, for a few
-hours' fun, but which he had intended to return. In the love he felt
-for the girl, his long-stifled conscience slowly stirred again.
-
-Billy was talking, crooning her comfort with the maternity latent in all
-women for the men they love. "Don't you see, Jerry, there is a God?
-Think of what you did for your mother, think of how proud she was of you
-when you did so well. By sheer grit you have made yourself what you
-are. You are tired and blue to-night, poor old boy."
-
-The Watermelon was not listening. He took a roll of bills from his
-pocket and counted them. Billy watched him in perplexity. Was he
-worrying over money, she wondered. One hundred and seventy-four dollars
-left. He had not had an opportunity to spend more of that roll of bills
-which he had betrayed a woman and lowered his manhood to steal. He
-crushed the bills back into his pocket and rose.
-
-"We had better go back," said he shortly. "It's late."
-
-They found Henrietta and Bartlett on the front porch, talking in low
-voices, oblivious to all else. The general had long since sought the
-doubtful comfort of the country bed for city boarders.
-
-Billy held out her hand to the Watermelon, a little ceremony she had
-heretofore neglected, wishing in her tender little heart that she
-understood his strange mood better and could comfort him.
-
-"Good night," said she gently.
-
-"Good night," said the Watermelon.
-
-Henrietta rose. "I didn't know it was so late. Wait, Billy, I am
-coming with you. Good night, all."
-
-Bartlett followed the girls, but at the door he stopped and glanced back
-at the Watermelon, standing on the grass by the steps.
-
-"Better come to bed," said he.
-
-The Watermelon nodded abstractedly and Bartlett went in, leaving him out
-there alone.
-
-Without thinking of Billy other than as a pretty girl with whom to
-flirt, moved by the mischief of the moment, he had placed her father
-financially at the mercy of his enemy. And now to right the wrong to
-Billy, the only thing he could do would be to tell them who he was, a
-tramp, masquerading with decent people in his stolen finery. Petty
-thieving, the sharp tricks of the road, had passed quickly from his
-conscience, but this was different. A woman had been thrown into the
-bargain, the woman he loved, and Henrietta and the general trusted him.
-Bartlett deserved all he got, and Batchelor he dismissed with the
-comforting conviction that he was doing him a good turn. But Billy,
-Henrietta and the general! A wry smile twisted the Watermelon's mouth
-as he thought of the horror on the general's face when he learned that
-he had spent the week in the company of a nameless hobo. For a while he
-contemplated hurling away the watch along with the rest of the
-"hardware" and stealing away in the dark, hitting the trail again and
-catching up with Mike and James on their annual pilgrimage north. He
-drew the bills from his pocket and thought of all Bartlett would lose if
-he crept away without explaining, and Bartlett was Billy's father.
-
-He heard a step on the porch and turned to see Billy hesitating in the
-doorway. "Jerry," she whispered softly and glanced behind her as though
-fearful of seeing her father or Henrietta peering at her over the
-banisters.
-
-He went toward her, the bills still in his hand. "Billy," said he,
-thrusting the money into his pocket, "what are you doing at this time of
-night?" And he looked down at her tenderly in the dark where the hall
-lamp could not reveal his face.
-
-Billy hesitated. She had seen the bills again and knew that he was
-worried. To worry over money matters was an unknown experience to
-Billy. She felt a delicacy in mentioning her errand.
-
-"I--I--I came to see if the moon had set," she faltered.
-
-"It's set," said the Watermelon.
-
-"Well," said Billy, "then I will go back."
-
-"Good night," said the Watermelon.
-
-"Good night," said Billy, and lingered.
-
-Then she laid her hand on his arm and spoke in a rush. "Oh, Jerry,
-please don't worry. If you want any money, father has heaps. You can
-have all you want."
-
-The Watermelon drew a bit nearer. "Billy, Billy," said he softly.
-
-"I think it must be terrible to worry about money," Billy hurried on.
-"It's not worth it."
-
-"I'm not worrying about money, kid," said the Watermelon with a laugh.
-"I have a bunch. What made you think I was?"
-
-"Twice to-night you've counted your money."
-
-"Esau's bowl of pottage," sneered the Watermelon, turning unconsciously
-to the old familiarity with the Bible. "Say, Billy, if he found he
-didn't like his pottage, could he give it back and get his birthright
-again?"
-
-Billy blushed. She was not sure who Esau was. In a dim way she
-remembered the name and vaguely associated it with the Bible. "Couldn't
-he have gotten something else?" she asked judiciously.
-
-"No," said the Watermelon. "He had nothing more to sell."
-
-"What did he sell?"
-
-"His birthright--for a mess of pottage."
-
-"Why'd he do that?"
-
-"He was stony broke, he wanted something to eat, see, and he sold his
-all for a mess of pottage. Now, if he found he didn't like his pottage,
-could he have given it back and gotten his birthright again?"
-
-"Yes, indeed," chirped Billy. "I don't see why not. But why didn't he
-get something better than a mess of pottage?"
-
-"Don't ask me, kid. But, I guess you're right. No one can keep your
-birthright unless you're willing they should."
-
-"I usually know more about the Bible," stammered Billy, fearful of the
-impression her ignorance must have made. "I know about Moses and Ruth."
-
-The Watermelon nodded. "You see, I was raised on the Bible," he said
-kindly.
-
-"Yes," agreed Billy, "and I was raised on Mellen's food."
-
-A step was heard on the floor above and she started hastily. "I guess I
-had better be going," she whispered. "Good night, Jerry."
-
-"Good night, Billy."
-
-She slipped away and the Watermelon was again alone.
-
-"She's right. If you don't like your pottage, you can get your
-birthright back. I can leave a note," he thought and laughed bitterly.
-"Haven't a thing, name, clothes, honor. Sneak away like a whipped cur.
-Gosh, I'll be hanged if I can't do something respectable. I will tell
-them in the morning and they can do and say what they please. If you've
-sold your birthright to the Old Man, you have to go after it in person
-to get it back. Why the deuce did I fall in love with Billy? I had fun
-in the beginning--but now!"
-
-When the Watermelon awoke next morning he lay for a time, stretching and
-yawning in the comfortable bed and the pea-green silk pajamas he had
-found in the suit-case in Batchelor's car. He glanced at the general
-slumbering beside him, his mouth open and his round fat face as pink as
-the pink cotton pajamas he wore.
-
-"Here's me in silk and him in cotton," thought the Watermelon. "He
-couldn't tell a lie to save his soul, and I-- Stick to your pink
-cotton, general," he whispered and slipped quietly out of bed. He
-crossed the room to the bureau where he had left the watch the night
-before to see the time. The watch was not there and he turned to look
-in his trousers pockets, thinking he might have left it in them. But his
-pockets were empty, save for a few old keys, his knife and "the
-makings." Money, watch, cigarette case, all were gone. He turned to
-the bureau. Cuff links and stick pin were also gone. Gingerly he felt
-in the general's pockets. They, too, were empty. He stood a moment in
-the middle of the room in his pea-green silk pajamas and gently stroked
-his back hair, then he chuckled softly and glanced at the bed.
-
-The general was awake, looking at him with half-shut, sleepy eyes.
-
-"Robbed, General," said the Watermelon.
-
-"Robbed?" repeated the general, sitting up.
-
-"Everything gone," said the Watermelon, "or I'll eat my hat."
-
-The general rose and they made a systematic search through empty pockets
-and rifled bureau.
-
-Bartlett came in gloomily. Without a cent among them they could not
-continue the trip. They would have to make for the nearest telegraph
-station and wire for help, and Batchelor, his whereabouts known to his
-brokers, would probably receive an urgent call to return at once.
-
-"Robbed?" asked the general.
-
-"They left me my name," said Bartlett grimly. "Who steals your purse
-steals trash, I suppose. We have that comfort."
-
-"Not my purse," said the Watermelon. "Mine had money in it."
-
-"My watch," said the general, "was a family heirloom. My great
-grandfather carried it."
-
-"I wonder if the girls lost anything," said Bartlett.
-
-"We will have to go to the nearest telegraph station and telegraph for
-money," declared the general.
-
-"I suppose so," growled Bartlett, and trailed from the room to finish
-dressing.
-
-They found the girls in the dining-room, unaware of what had befallen
-them. They had slept late and the clock on the mantel registered
-half-past nine as the three men filed into the room. The general was
-calm, pompous, austere, but Henrietta had not lived with him for five
-and thirty years without having acquired the ability to read his every
-mood.
-
-"Father," she asked, "what's the matter? Have your sins found you out?"
-
-The general waited for the slatternly maid-servant to give them their
-breakfast and leave the room before he spoke.
-
-"We have been robbed," he said calmly, casually, as one would mention
-the weather. His tones implied that he was perfectly willing to listen
-to reason, but that he knew who the thief was and anything stated to the
-contrary was not reason.
-
-"I spend my whole life, father," said Henrietta, "finding the articles
-you have been robbed of. Your system is all right. You have a place
-for everything, but you never remember the place."
-
-The Watermelon pulled out the linings of his empty pockets and held out
-his wrists that they might see the cuffs tied together by a bit of
-string.
-
-Henrietta and Billy stared.
-
-"I have never had a thief in my room," cried Billy. "I would like to
-see how it feels."
-
-"I'm not robbed," said Henrietta, making a hurried examination of the
-small-sized trunk she carried as a hand-bag.
-
-"It's the stable-boy," said the general. "I noticed him carefully last
-night. He would not look any one in the face."
-
-"He goes home every night," objected Henrietta. "Mrs. Parker told me
-so."
-
-"That's no reason he couldn't come back," said the general.
-
-"No," said Henrietta. "But because a boy won't look at you is no reason
-to say that he is a thief."
-
-"He does look at you, anyway," said Billy innocently. "He looked at
-me."
-
-"It was clever in him to take our checkbooks," said Bartlett.
-
-"He will forge our names," declared the general. "I made a check out to
-pay for the board here, signed it, too, I remember, and then I found
-some cash and thought I would use that and went to bed and forgot to
-destroy the check. I know it was the stable-boy for my room has a
-balcony in front, over the porch, and last night it was so warm I left
-the door open."
-
-"Maybe it was," agreed Henrietta. "I hate to suspect him, though."
-
-
-
-
- *CHAPTER XVII*
-
- *ALPHONSE RIDES AWAY*
-
-
-"The stable-boy would have access to the back of the house, too," said
-the general, who felt that if he had not become a general and had
-escaped being a master mechanic, he would have been a famous detective.
-
-"Yes," agreed the Watermelon. "But I don't think it is the boy. I was
-out until after eleven, and just before I came in I saw him drive up
-with the girl. They had been out to some dance and he left her and
-drove on."
-
-The girl appeared in the doorway wiping a plate, slip-shod and awkward.
-Henrietta blushed, the general was painfully confused and the other
-three turned their attention hastily to their food.
-
-"Want anything?" asked the girl.
-
-"No, thank you," replied Henrietta gently, feeling that in judging the
-stable-boy she had somehow injured the girl.
-
-The girl lingered a moment, glanced significantly at the clock, and went
-out.
-
-"Who could it be?" asked Billy, pleasantly excited.
-
-"Why, this is terrible," said Henrietta. "If the boy didn't do it,
-there is no one else who could have, but the family."
-
-"It looks that way," admitted the Watermelon.
-
-"What shall we do?" gasped Billy. "What shall we pay them with?"
-
-The slatternly girl again appeared in the doorway much to the general's
-nervousness.
-
-"Want anything?" she asked, and glanced again at the clock.
-
-"No," said Henrietta. "No, thank you."
-
-"I will speak to Parker," declared the general as the girl left.
-
-"I wish you didn't have to," sighed Henrietta. "It's horrid to lose your
-money, but it must be so much worse to need money so that you would
-steal it."
-
-"But that's the test of honesty," declared the general. "To need money
-and not steal."
-
-"I know," admitted Henrietta, pushing aside her coffee cup. "I do
-admire strong people who can resist, but I'm so much sorrier for the
-weak who can't. It's pitiful, that's what it is."
-
-"Yes," cried Billy, as usual carried away by her feelings. "Let's not
-say a thing."
-
-The door opened for the third time, but instead of the ineffective
-maid-servant, the farmer's wife, fat, red-cheeked, good-natured,
-entered.
-
-She approached the table and smiled jovially from one to the other.
-
-"I hope you liked everything," she said with a gentle hint in her tones
-that they had lingered around the breakfast table long enough. "Have
-you had plenty, General? Can't I get you some more coffee, Miss
-Crossman?"
-
-"No, thank you," said the general, confused and unhappy.
-
-Mrs. Parker smiled still. "I am glad you liked everything. Your man
-should be back soon. He hasn't had any breakfast yet."
-
-"Where'd he go?" asked the general, feeling that that was safe enough
-ground.
-
-"My husband thinks that he went out in one of the automobiles very
-early, for he found one of them gone."
-
-"Did your husband see him go?" asked Bartlett.
-
-"Oh, no, but he thinks he must have gone because there is only one
-automobile--"
-
-"Oh, yes," said Henrietta, and stared at the others, fearful of reading
-her own crushing suspicion in their eyes.
-
-Alphonse, the quiet, blasé, peerless Alphonse? Could it be he? That
-Alphonse had gone for an early morning spin lured by the dew on the
-clover fields, by the sweet chorus of awakening birds, borne by the
-unsuppressible desire to see the shy, sweet advent of a new day creeping
-up the flushed and rosy sky, was wholly out of the question. Alphonse's
-soul, in the early morning hours, was filled only with the beauty and
-glory of bed. The general had always been forced to arouse his
-serving-man and the process had often been painful, calling for
-sternness and suppressed wrath on the general's part. Alphonse a thief
-was more believable than Alphonse getting out of bed uncalled.
-
-Billy was the first to speak.
-
-"The car," she whispered.
-
-"Oh, yes," said the landlady hastily, not quite sure what had happened
-or was to happen by the expression on the faces before her. "Oh, yes,"
-reassuringly, "he took the car. My husband wasn't up when he went--"
-
-The general rose, his face red with anger. "If he has taken my car," he
-thundered, "I shall have him prosecuted whether Henrietta likes it or
-not."
-
-"It's an outrage," sympathized Bartlett. "We can telegraph the police."
-
-"Oh," moaned Henrietta, "I did love that car."
-
-The landlady sought to reassure them in a calm, placid manner that
-savored of a big, gentle-eyed cow. "Why, he has only gone for a ride.
-He went--"
-
-The general paused in the doorway. "He went last night, madam," said he
-coldly, and slightly dramatically, for the general never believed in
-spoiling a good story by a mild delivery. "And he took not only the
-car, but all our money."
-
-Led by the general and followed by the landlady, they made for the barn.
-There, in the middle of the floor where last night two cars had stood
-side by side, a red and a blue, was now only one, a big, blue Packard.
-A few hens stepped daintily here and there, around and under it, while
-the cat cleaned her paws contentedly from her seat on the running-board.
-
-The general stopped in the doorway and stared. His car? And such a
-wave of thanksgiving rushed over him that it was not his car that was
-missing that he felt he owed Alphonse a debt of gratitude and forgave
-him immediately.
-
-"My car," said he, and chuckled with relief.
-
-"Where's mine?" demanded Bartlett, growing red and angry.
-
-"Where's Alphonse?" suggested the Watermelon significantly.
-
-Henrietta laughed with positive gratitude to her erstwhile serving-man.
-"Why," she cried, "he left us ours."
-
-"Alphonse was very fond of me," said the general with some little pride,
-as he patted his car tenderly.
-
-"Yes," agreed Bartlett, "I can see that. He demonstrated it fully. I
-am glad he didn't love you or he might have killed Billy and me."
-
-The landlord, followed by the slatternly maid-servant and the
-shifty-eyed stable-boy, trailed into the barn.
-
-"Man gone off with your car?" asked the landlord. "I locked up last
-night about twelve. He must have left before then."
-
-"The general's man did," said Bartlett, who felt that the general was in
-some way to blame.
-
-"He has taken all our money," added Henrietta.
-
-"A thief, eh?" said the landlord.
-
-"Can't we follow the car by the tracks?" asked Henrietta. She went to
-the door and peered eagerly at the many wheel tracks in the dust of the
-drive.
-
-The general waved the suggestion scornfully aside. "You can't tell
-whether the tracks are coming or going," said he.
-
-"All detectives do," said Billy, following Henrietta to the door.
-
-"I'm sorry," whispered the Watermelon in Billy's ear.
-
-Billy laughed. "We have more cars at home," said she. "It doesn't
-bother me at all. That's the trouble of being rich, you can't be robbed
-and feel badly about it."
-
-"Batchelor, you say that you were up until after eleven," said the
-general, feeling that the occasion called for intelligence. "Did you
-see Alphonse go out?"
-
-"No," said the Watermelon.
-
-"The landlord says, however, that he must have gone before twelve," went
-on the general. "Then don't you see how Alphonse could not have stolen
-the money? Those thefts were not committed until after twelve."
-
-"I don't see how you work that out," said Henrietta, puzzling over it
-with knit brows.
-
-"Don't you see, Henrietta, that if Alphonse stole our money after
-twelve, he could not have gone out in the car before eleven, so if he
-went out in the car before twelve, he did not steal the money. He
-either stole the money or the car."
-
-"Maybe he didn't take the money," said Henrietta, feeling vaguely and
-disappointedly that she was not a person with detective-like instincts.
-
-"You see," said the general, "if Alphonse took the car, he did not take
-the money; if he took the money, he did not take the car."
-
-"He certainly did take the money," snapped the farmer.
-
-"And my car," added Bartlett angrily.
-
-"He could not have taken both," declared the general.
-
-"You were robbed last night, weren't you?" demanded the farmer. "Well,
-then?"
-
-"And my car is gone, isn't it?" demanded Bartlett.
-
-"Yes, yes," acknowledged the general, feeling that every word he said
-only made the other two angrier, but still clinging to his deductions as
-to his life's principles. "Yes, of course; but Alphonse could not have
-done both. He went off with the car before eleven, so he could not have
-robbed us after twelve--"
-
-"Sir," interrupted the farmer with a quiet dignity that was impressive,
-"do you accuse any of us of stealing?"
-
-"No, no," protested the general, now hopelessly rattled. "But if
-Alphonse stole the money--"
-
-"Alphonse swiped both," said the Watermelon, and that settled it as far
-as the general was concerned, for the general had boundless faith in the
-young man's deductive abilities. "I went in about eleven. He took the
-car out, ran it down the road a bit and then came back and sneaked our
-things."
-
-"Certainly," said Bartlett, who could not help feeling irritated with
-the general for the fault of his man.
-
-Billy laughed. "All this bother about nothing," said she. "Dad, what's
-one car, more or less?"
-
-"A car is a car, Billy," said Bartlett coldly, refusing to be comforted
-for the ruin of his plan to keep Batchelor away from the city over
-Saturday.
-
-"Yes," agreed Henrietta sympathetically, "any one hates to lose a car."
-
-"But when you have seven," objected Billy.
-
-"We haven't got them here, have we?" asked Bartlett.
-
-"No, but we have one, and that's enough for five," declared Billy,
-finding the usual difficulty in persuading people to count their
-blessings. "We didn't need two, anyway."
-
-"Yes, we did," said the Watermelon, thinking of the tonneau with only
-Billy and him, the general in front completely absorbed with the car.
-
-"Why?" asked Billy.
-
-"Why," stammered the Watermelon, who no longer cared to flirt with Billy
-and who had spoken without thinking, "why, so the general and your
-father could each run a car," he explained weakly.
-
-"Oh, yes," chirped Billy. "What will they do now?"
-
-The Watermelon turned and glanced out of the wide doors, down the
-tree-shaded road, and thought pityingly of the unfortunate Alphonse,
-gone off at the wrong time, with the whole country-side on the watch for
-a lone youth in a big red touring car. That the car was of a different
-make from the one they were hunting for would not impress the sheriffs
-so forcibly as the fact that the youth also carried a time-piece as big
-as a clock, along with a cigarette case, cuff links and stick pin, all
-marked plainly and beyond question, with the damning initials, W.H.B.
-
-The Watermelon laughed softly, and glancing at Billy, laughed again.
-With Bartlett going directly back to the city, he would not have to
-confess to make things right. He could leave them at the telegraph
-office and drift away on some pretext or another, leaving Billy gaily,
-head up, as became a successful financier, not slink away like a whipped
-dog, with only the scorn and loathing in her eyes to remember, to
-obliterate all the other memories of that one nearly perfect week.
-
-
-
-
- *CHAPTER XVIII*
-
- *OH, FOR A HORSE*
-
-
-The farmer forgave the general with lofty dignity and turned to Bartlett
-with suggestions and offers of help. There was a telephone in the
-village store. They could telephone Boston or Portland, or they could
-telephone Harrison and Harrison could telegraph the larger cities. With
-the police notified promptly, Alphonse would not be able to get far.
-
-Bartlett meditatively chewed a straw and pondered the suggestion,
-leaning against the nearest stall and frowning thoughtfully at the
-general's car, while the others stood around him in a semicircle.
-
-They were ten miles from the nearest railroad, and the train service,
-when they did strike a road, was decidedly poor in that out-of-the-way
-locality. Still, by good luck, quick work and prompt connections,
-Batchelor would be able to reach Boston late that afternoon or evening
-and New York before ten A.M., Saturday morning, and at ten A.M. Saturday
-the last fight was to be fought, the last stand made. Without their
-brilliant young leader, the opponents to the cotton ring would be
-outnumbered and outclassed, hopelessly beaten. Bartlett's fighting blood
-was up at the thought. Was he to have his week spoiled by the worthless
-Alphonse's deviltry? Batchelor should not run the slightest chance of
-reaching Boston that day, if he could help it. Henrietta had a little
-money in her bag that would tide them over. Better avoid anything to do
-with telegraph and telephones as long as possible. They could make an
-attempt to reach Harrison and get lost. But getting lost wasn't as easy
-as it appeared, when the general was along, thoroughly determined not to
-get lost. Bartlett's thoughts were broken in on by the Watermelon in a
-way that caused him quick alarm. The young man had at last awakened to
-the gravity of the situation, as Bartlett had been expecting him to do
-ever since the trip began.
-
-"We had better telephone," said the Watermelon, "as Parker says. We can
-telephone for money and have it sent to Harrison, and we can ride to
-Harrison and probably get there the same time as the money does and get
-the train for Boston. It's time we were back in New York, anyway."
-
-The trip was ended and the sooner he left Billy the better. He could
-give them the slip at Harrison and once more hit the road.
-
-"Telephoning from here won't help matters at all," objected Bartlett,
-fighting for that opportunity to get lost again, just for one more
-day--twelve hours would be enough. "We can drive to Harrison and
-telegraph from there. It is only a ten-mile drive. We can make it in
-fifteen minutes."
-
-"No joy-riding," warned Henrietta, "when we haven't any money to pay the
-fines. I don't want to do my time in the workhouse."
-
-"We will do it in twenty minutes, then," laughed Bartlett, who saw
-another way to create a delay that might be used with advantage. The
-Parkers scorned to accept the few dollars Henrietta still had in the
-dark recesses of her bag.
-
-"You can send it to us," said they, and the farmer added, heaping coals
-of fire on the general's unfortunate head, "We trust you perfectly."
-
-The Watermelon looked sharply at Bartlett and wondered if he were up to
-any tricks. The Watermelon had only ten more miles of Billy and he
-didn't want to shorten the precious time by a confession if there were
-no need for one.
-
-"Let's hurry," said he. There was no need of prolonging the misery in
-the thought of the parting.
-
-"Worrying over his affairs," thought Bartlett. "He has come to at last."
-
-The general insisted upon driving, and as it was his car, Bartlett
-perforce had to be content. He protested, however, that he knew the road
-thoroughly, and could direct the general with no instructions at all
-from the farmer, waving them all good-naturedly aside.
-
-They were all quiet as they started down the road. Henrietta was
-depressed thinking about Alphonse. She had always stood in awe of his
-superlative virtues, and the fact that he lacked several was a bit of a
-shock. The general also was grieved. He had trusted Alphonse and
-Alphonse had failed him. Billy was silent, for she wanted to think, and
-all her thoughts were of the youth beside her, tall, slim, good-looking,
-with his merry eyes and devil-may-care indifference.
-
-They could all go to New York together, she planned, and later, when her
-father and herself went to their summer place on the coast of Maine,
-they would get him to visit them there in their own home. And in the
-winter--and Billy's thoughts lost themselves in the hazy rosy glow of
-the future, with its possibilities and pleasures.
-
-It was after three. The day was intensely warm, even in the shady
-wooded road on which they found themselves. They had been running
-through the woods for nearly an hour, and apparently had not reached the
-end of it. The last abandoned farm-house, gray, weather-beaten, forlorn,
-had long ago been passed. The birds chattered shrilly in the leafy
-profusion overhead; somewhere out of sight in the underbrush a brook
-gurgled refreshingly over its stony bed, and once, far away and very
-faintly, they heard the wild loon's dismal cry.
-
-The general stopped the car and turned sidewise to face those on the
-back seat. "We are lost," said he. "Look at the odometer. We have
-come twenty miles since we left Stoneham and we are no nearer Harrison
-than when we started."
-
-"Lost again," wailed Henrietta. "How very stupid we are!"
-
-"It's my fault," admitted Bartlett truthfully, but with contrition. "I
-said to take this turn back there near that barrel factory."
-
-"We can go back," suggested Billy.
-
-"Parker told me last night," said the general gloomily, "that there was
-no settlement north of here for forty miles. We have probably come
-north."
-
-"If we have come twenty miles, we can go twenty more without dying,"
-said Bartlett.
-
-"I don't know," laughed Henrietta. "I am famished now."
-
-"So am I," wailed Billy. "Henrietta, haven't we a thing to eat?"
-
-"Not a thing," said Henrietta.
-
-"Hit her up," cried Bartlett jovially. "We will break some more speed
-laws, by George. I want something to eat."
-
-"We have heard nothing from father," teased Henrietta, her laughing eyes
-on the Watermelon's face, full of tender amusement. He was so young and
-looked so serious and almost unhappy that she was unhappy herself.
-
-The Watermelon was unhappy. By this time they should have been in
-Harrison, with the parting over, and he wanted it over. The thought
-that they would probably be together a day longer did not please him.
-The sooner he took to the road again and became a bum and a hobo, the
-better. Billy did not care for him. He was the only one who would
-suffer, and every moment he was with her only made the suffering worse.
-He turned to Henrietta with relief from the thoughts that were
-insistently bothering him and would not let him alone.
-
-"Father was never in a motor-car," said he. "He used to say that his
-funeral would be just another irony of fate. The only chance he had to
-ride, he wouldn't be able to appreciate it."
-
-"I know that it is terrible to be poor," said Henrietta, "but I think
-people ought to enjoy other things than just those that money can give."
-
-"What things?"
-
-"Why, the woods and fields, a beautiful day--"
-
-"Rent day, probably, and no rent money. Father used to say when you're
-poor, every day is rent day."
-
-"We're nearing the end of the woods," cried Bartlett. "And I think I
-see a house."
-
-And then the car stopped.
-
-"Gid ap," chirped Bartlett.
-
-Henrietta leaned forward. The general was hastily trying all the
-brakes, slipping one lever then the other, fussing here and fussing
-there, and Henrietta knew the symptoms of approaching trouble.
-
-"Father, is there anything the matter?"
-
-"Oh, no," pleaded Billy. "Not here?"
-
-The Watermelon leaned forward and opened the door. "Every one get out,"
-he ordered. "We can walk to the house. We mustn't monkey with the car
-unless we want a pile of junk on our hands."
-
-He stepped out and turned to help the girls.
-
-"Not at all," declared the general. "I know all about a car. I can fix
-it directly." He alighted and started to raise the bonnet. The
-Watermelon intervened.
-
-"Look in the gasolene tank first," he begged.
-
-The general was already deep in the mechanism, oblivious to all else.
-"It's the carburetor--"
-
-"Carburetor nothing," pleaded the Watermelon. "It's the gasolene."
-
-"Yes," agreed Henrietta indiscreetly, "maybe it is."
-
-"That won't help us any," snapped the general angrily. "Where can we
-get more? Much better to have something else wrong--"
-
-"Not for the car," said the Watermelon. "None of us would be able to fix
-it."
-
-"My dear sir," said the general warmly, "I have owned this car for a
-year--"
-
-"I know," murmured the Watermelon. "I think it marvelous."
-
-"I am perfectly capable--"
-
-"Will you bet with me," interrupted the Watermelon, "that it's the
-gasolene? Alphonse may have filled the other car at the expense of this
-one."
-
-It was the gasolene, or rather the lack of gasolene, that had stopped
-the car.
-
-"That's where a horse beats a car," lamented Henrietta. "You don't have
-to keep bothering with their works."
-
-She sat down on the car step and clasped her hands in her lap. "We
-could spend the night here, but in the morning we wouldn't be any nearer
-gasolene than we are now."
-
-"I'm not fretting about gasolene," said Bartlett. "I want something to
-eat. Let's all go to that house--"
-
-"We can't leave the car," objected the general.
-
-"No one could go off with the car," argued Henrietta.
-
-"And we can get them to send a horse," added Bartlett. "I am starving."
-
-"I feel like the car," said Billy. "I have no gasolene."
-
-"I can not leave the car," reiterated the general, and Henrietta
-realized that that settled it as far as the general was concerned, and
-that it would take her greatest tact to unsettle it.
-
-"I will go and get a farmer and a horse," said the Watermelon,
-unexpectedly siding with the general. "We would have to be here anyway,
-to see that they towed it in right."
-
-"A horse would do," said Billy gravely. "We don't need the farmer."
-
-"I have hopes of Billy sometimes," said Bartlett, regarding his daughter
-quizzically. "I sometimes even think that she may grasp the difference
-between sunshine and rain and realize it's best to keep out of the
-latter."
-
-Billy looked hurt. "Father doesn't like me any more," said she, adding
-shrewdly, "He thinks I'm getting rather too old for him, anyway."
-
-Bartlett blushed, Henrietta laughed and the general roared.
-
-"You grown-up daughters are so hard to explain," said he. "Not once do
-you offer to be a sister to us."
-
-"I wouldn't be a sister to father for anything," protested Billy. "He
-must be fifty, at least."
-
-Bartlett flushed angrily. He dared not glance at Henrietta. "I am
-forty-five," said he coldly, which was at least two years and a half as
-near the truth as Billy's rash statement.
-
-"Yes," sneered Billy. "And I'm only eighteen."
-
-Henrietta changed the subject. When one is eighteen one can announce
-the fact loudly and cheerfully. When one is thirty-five, one prefers to
-talk of other things.
-
-"Why not all go for the horse? The car will be all right, father; and I
-am so hungry," she added pathetically.
-
-
-
-
- *CHAPTER XIX*
-
- *A BROKER PRINCE*
-
-
-"I am going," said Billy with determination.
-
-"We can't leave the general alone," objected Bartlett.
-
-"I don't see how I would be able to help the general any," returned
-Billy in injured accents.
-
-"I thought you could push him in the car," explained Bartlett with
-gentle sarcasm.
-
-"You all wait here," said the Watermelon. "I will go and get you
-something to eat and see about having the car towed, also about rooms
-for the night."
-
-"Why not all go?" pleaded Henrietta. "Why wait here starving--"
-
-"I can go faster alone," answered the Watermelon.
-
-"Certainly, certainly," seconded the general. "We would have to help you
-girls over every wooden fence and under every barb wire one we came to.
-You would probably even then get stuck on one or under the other."
-
-"I never get stuck on anything," contradicted Billy perversely.
-
-Henrietta laughed. "Billy, cheer up. The worst is yet to come."
-
-"That house may be empty," said the Watermelon. "Then we would be all
-over there and have to come back."
-
-"We've been in empty houses before," said Henrietta crossly.
-
-"But what good would that do, to be over there without food?" asked the
-Watermelon.
-
-"What good to be here without gasolene?" retorted Henrietta.
-
-"I can not leave the car," reiterated the general.
-
-"Father," exclaimed the exasperated Henrietta, "some night I will find
-that you have taken the car to bed with you."
-
-"Suppose we leave the car here--" began the general argumentatively.
-
-"We can't," sighed Henrietta. "Such a supposition would be impossible
-with you the owner of the car."
-
-The Watermelon laughed. "Aw, cut out the conversation," said he. "I
-will be right back."
-
-"So will I," said Billy.
-
-Now the Watermelon objected. He did not feel equal to a _tête-à-tête_
-with the adorable Billy, adorable still, though a bit cross.
-
-"Cut out the conversation," mimicked Billy, and scrambled with more
-speed than grace under the broken bars of the worm-eaten fence.
-
-The Watermelon leaped the fence after her. Henrietta slipped under the
-fence after the Watermelon. Bartlett hesitated one moment, glanced
-guiltily at the deserted general and then followed Henrietta.
-
-Billy and the Watermelon were young and light of foot and soon
-outdistanced the stout Bartlett, who did his gallant best to keep up
-with the nimble Henrietta, but found that the years of good living told
-against him.
-
-Henrietta waited politely for him at the stone wall which Billy had just
-scaled and the Watermelon jumped.
-
-"What are we hurrying for?" asked Bartlett, removing his hat to wipe his
-heated brow.
-
-"I am sure I don't know," laughed Henrietta. "Monkey see, monkey do, I
-suppose. That is why there is such a thing as style. No one thinks."
-
-"If we waited here," suggested Bartlett, "our dinner would come to us."
-
-"As the office to the man," agreed Henrietta.
-
-"Precisely."
-
-Henrietta sat down on the wall and Bartlett leaned beside her, gazing
-over the field to the distant woods. He felt thoroughly comfortable and
-contented. No matter what happened now, Batchelor could not reach the
-city by Saturday. The cotton ring was saved.
-
-The scene before them was a typical Maine landscape, rugged, hilly,
-beautiful, with the long shadows of approaching evening creeping across
-the fields. From where they rested, the farm seen from the road was
-hidden from sight. The whole place seemed desolate, primeval, with a
-beauty and a charm that were all its own.
-
-Henrietta drew a quick sigh of pleasure and fell silent, with dreaming
-eyes wandering into the mysterious shades of the distant woodland, her
-hunger for the time forgotten. The place, the time of day, just at
-eventide, suggested romance, the one man and the one woman, and the
-world not lost, but just attained. She wished she was Billy, young and
-foolish and pretty, and that Bartlett was the Watermelon, long-limbed,
-broad-shouldered, with the glory of youth that sees only glory down the
-pathway of the future.
-
-Bartlett broke in upon her reveries. "See that hill?" and he waved
-toward the slope ahead of them.
-
-Henrietta nodded, still wrapped in her dream. "The hill of life," said
-she, "with glory at its top."
-
-"A railroad," said Bartlett, prosaically matter-of-fact, "a railroad has
-been cut through the hill. See, there go the children, suddenly out of
-sight."
-
-Henrietta came back to earth. "How do you know? Maybe there is just a
-steep incline the other side and that is why they disappeared so
-quickly."
-
-"No, there is a cut up there. Don't you notice how abrupt it looks, and
-there are no trees or bushes. They haven't had time to grow since the
-cut was made. And those big lumps, see, covered with grass, they are
-the earth thrown up out of the cut. It's the Grand Trunk. It runs
-through Maine, you know, into New Hampshire."
-
-Henrietta nodded and frowned. "There is no more romance," and she threw
-out her hands with a graceful gesture of hopeless disappointment. "It
-went when the first steam-engine came."
-
-Bartlett looked at her, amused, with a man's tolerance. "What do you
-want romance for? A railroad pays better."
-
-"Pays, pays, pays," cried Henrietta. "I want something that doesn't
-pay--that isn't associated with returns. You men have nothing but a
-bank-book for a heart. It's so lovely here, so quiet. Don't you feel
-it? With the shadows creeping across the pasture? I was young and
-beautiful--"
-
-"And a princess."
-
-"No, a goose maid. My hair was brown and thick and hung over each
-shoulder in two long braids. I was bare-headed, with sleeves rolled to
-the elbows of my shapely arms--"
-
-"You would have got malaria," said Bartlett. "It's very damp here. I
-think there must be a pond over there in the woods. You can hear the
-frogs."
-
-"Oh, yes," agreed Henrietta. "I would have had malaria and rheumatism,
-but I wouldn't have cared, then--for you see, I had come after the
-geese, and down here in the tiny glen, with the hush of evening over
-all, I had met him--"
-
-"Who? Me?"
-
-"My lover," said Henrietta.
-
-"Me," said Bartlett softly, and to Henrietta's surprise he laid his hand
-gently on hers.
-
-Henrietta blushed and looked away. Her lover, this stout, grim,
-hard-eyed man of business? She raised her hands to her cheeks and her
-heart fluttered so she could hardly breathe, while before her startled
-gaze swam the vision the years had been unconsciously forming. Had
-romance come to her thus late, in this guise? Was a middle-aged member
-of the New York Stock Exchange her prince?
-
-"Henrietta," he asked gently, leaning toward her, "shall I finish the
-story?"
-
-"Why no," said Henrietta, "there was no finish. It had just begun."
-
-"Just begun," whispered Bartlett, and took her suddenly into his arms.
-
-"Oh, please," begged Henrietta, feeling that modesty called for some
-remonstrance.
-
-"Please," he taunted. "When you were the goose girl and I was the
-prince, you didn't say please."
-
-Henrietta laughed. "And neither did the prince," she dared him.
-
-"No decent lover would," said Bartlett, bending and kissing her full on
-her whimsical mouth.
-
-After some little time they saw the others reappear over the top of the
-hill. Henrietta had returned to her seat on the fence and Bartlett was
-beside her, his arm around her waist, her head on his shoulder with a
-simplicity truly bucolic. So might the Parkers' shifty-eyed stable-boy
-be wooing the slatternly maid-servant in some secluded place behind the
-barn.
-
-Henrietta straightened quickly and blushing crimson after the manner of
-the maid-servant, raised her hands to her hair so that one side of her
-coiffure might not appear unnecessarily flattened before the sharp eyes
-of the youthful Billy.
-
-"Aren't we silly?" said she, glancing at Bartlett with the same
-expression with which the maid-servant would have glanced at the
-stable-boy.
-
-"Why silly?" demanded Bartlett. "We love each other, don't we? Why
-shouldn't I put my arm around you?"
-
-"Oh," said Henrietta, "you should, but--er--er we seem so old for such
-things."
-
-"Old?" Bartlett laughed. "Love is the oldest thing in the world."
-
-"I know," agreed Henrietta, "but not before people."
-
-"Why not before people? People have become too artificial. They must
-not love, nor hate, nor have any feelings, apparently, before people.
-Feelings are interesting and we ought to show them more."
-
-Henrietta laughed. "Oh, you are silly, silly, silly. I never knew a
-New York broker could be so silly, so mushy."
-
-"There's not a man living whom the right woman can't make mushy. Women
-never realize how silly men are at bottom, my own. They are frightened
-by our exteriors, by the ingrain fear of the chattel for her master,
-born in women since Eve handed the larger share of the apple to Adam."
-
-"I always thought that I would be dignified and sweet--"
-
-"You are, my love."
-
-"No, I am as silly as you. I put my head on your shoulder just as these
-girls do whom you see in Central Park on Sunday afternoons. I never
-thought that I would be like that."
-
-"You have never loved before--"
-
-"Indeed, I have. I have loved nearly every one I have ever met. Most
-all girls do."
-
-"That isn't love. Merely an increased vibration of the muscles of the
-heart. Love--ah, Henrietta, do I have to tell you what love is?"
-
-"No," whispered Henrietta. "It's just giving."
-
-She paused, gazing before her into the deepening shadows of the evening
-with misty eyes, for the first time realizing the completeness of life.
-
-She nodded after a moment toward the approaching Billy and the
-Watermelon. "What's the matter with the children? They look so
-serious, and yet they must have something to eat, for they are carrying
-bundles."
-
-"Probably couldn't arrange for a tow for Charlie's car and see where we
-sit up with it all night and hold its head."
-
-
-
-
- *CHAPTER XX*
-
- *THE SEVEN O'CLOCK EXPRESS*
-
-
-As Bartlett said, the hill was cut through by a railroad. The deep
-gully brought Billy and the Watermelon to a halt when they had
-outstripped Bartlett and Henrietta, leaving them behind at the foot of
-the hill. The sides of the gully were overgrown with grass and tangled
-briers, but a narrow foot-path led down to the tracks and up the incline
-on the other side. The Watermelon helped Billy down one side and
-dragged her up the other.
-
-"I would hate to be a tramp," panted Billy as she reached the other side
-and paused a moment for breath. "I would get so cross if I were hungry
-and knew I couldn't get anything to eat for a long time."
-
-The Watermelon flushed hotly, but she was not looking, and when he spoke
-he spoke carelessly enough. "You would get used to it," said he. "You
-can get used to anything. Father used to say that the idea of hell for
-all eternity was an absurdity--you were sure to get used to it and then
-it wouldn't count any more as a punishment."
-
-"I suppose that's so," agreed Billy. "But how do you know? You weren't
-ever a tramp, were you, Jerry?"
-
-"A tramp, kid, is the only man in America to-day, besides the
-millionaire, who is his own master. Do you know that?"
-
-"I would kind of hate that sort of master," said Billy.
-
-"A tramp never has to worry about rent--"
-
-"I know, but I should think the house might be worth the worry."
-
-The Watermelon changed the subject.
-
-A grim, elderly woman, thin and work-worn before her time, listened to
-their troubles in the faded, weather-gray farm-house. Her man, she
-explained, was out in the fields with the horses, but when he returned,
-she would send him around and he would tow the car in for them. She
-never took boarders. The house was a sight, but if they didn't mind,
-she did not and they could have two rooms. She wrapped some bread,
-fruit and cookies up for them in newspapers, and they started back to
-wait with the others by the machine until the farmer came.
-
-The still hush of evening was over everything, creeping with the
-lengthening shadows across the pasture. A flock of turkeys was making
-noisy preparations for bed in some trees near by. The frogs had begun
-to croak and once in a while a whippoorwill called from the woods. In
-an adjoining hay-field, hurrying to get in the last load before dark,
-the Watermelon saw the farmer. A pair of sorry looking nags drooped
-drearily, attached to the cart with its high, shaky load of new-mown
-hay.
-
-"I'm going to speak to him myself," said the Watermelon, stopping. "It
-will save time. You wait here. I won't be long."
-
-"Give me the food," said Billy. "I will take it to the others. Poor
-things, they must be starving."
-
-"I won't be long," objected the Watermelon. "You can't carry it alone."
-
-"Indeed, I can," protested Billy.
-
-The Watermelon laughed down at her. "You couldn't get up the other side
-of the crossing," he teased.
-
-"A girl," said Billy sagely, "is a lot more capable when she is alone
-than when she is with a man."
-
-She took the ungainly bundle and he watched her hurry away across the
-fields, slim and graceful, dainty and sweet, while he was--a tramp! His
-eyes darkened with pain and he threw one hand out after the small figure
-in a gesture that was full of mingled longing and hopelessness.
-
-"Billy, Billy," he whispered, then turned from the thoughts which were
-coming thick and fast and started toward the distant field and the
-farmer.
-
-[Illustration: "Billy, Billy," he whispered]
-
-The farmer listened with blunt stupidity, hot and tired and cross. Yes,
-he would come for the car as soon as he could, but the hay had to be got
-in first. It was late now. That train whistle you could hear was the
-seven o'clock express. His horses were tired, too, but, of course, if
-he were paid, why that made a difference. He would be around as soon as
-he could get his load in. It was the last load, anyway.
-
-The Watermelon turned and far in the distance, echoing and reëchoing
-through the hills, he heard again the scream of the approaching train.
-
-"Billy win be across the tracks by this time," he thought. "I will have
-to wait for it to pass. Glad it ain't a freight."
-
-He hurried moodily through the field. His position had become
-intolerable and yet he could find no chance to get away without
-revealing his identity, and to do that now would do no good. They could
-not reach the railroad any sooner than they were trying to. He longed
-for the morrow that would end it all and yet dreaded the barrenness of
-the future without Billy.
-
-As he approached the cut, he saw the smoke of the train rising above the
-bushes, an express, tearing its way through the evening calm like some
-terrible passion searing the soul. The Watermelon stepped to the edge
-of the cut and glanced carelessly downward.
-
-There was Billy on the track, struggling to free herself from the rail
-which held one small foot. Around the bend came the huge engine with
-its headlight already lit for the wild night run.
-
-The next two minutes were ever after a blank to the Watermelon. He was
-in the cut, beside the white-faced, struggling girl almost
-simultaneously with seeing her. As he shot down the bank, he felt for
-and drew his knife. The engineer had seen them and the engine screamed a
-warning, while the emergency brakes shrieked as they slipped, grinding
-on the rails. On his knees, with one slash, the Watermelon cut the
-lacings which, becoming knotted, had held her prisoner, then with one
-and the same move, he had regained his feet and forced her flat against
-the bank, as the train whirled by in a cloud of dust and cinders, brakes
-grinding, wheels slipping, whistle screaming, a white-faced engineer
-leaning horrified from the cab window.
-
-Trembling violently, Billy clung sobbing to the Watermelon, her face
-hidden in his breast. The Watermelon crushed her to him as if he would
-never let her go, his arms tightening with the agony of remembrance. He
-was trembling as much as she from the horror of that terrible moment.
-His head rested on her hair and he talked, poured out his love in a rush
-of misery and thankfulness. Words tumbled over themselves and were
-repeated again and again, in phrases hot from his lips came all his
-pent-up longing for the girl.
-
-"Sweetheart, sweetheart," he whispered with white lips as Billy still
-sobbed. "Darling, hush. Dear heart, my love, my Billy."
-
-After a time her sobs stopped and she raised her face. The Watermelon
-bent his head and they kissed frankly with the simplicity of perfect
-understanding, perfect love. For a moment they clung together, still,
-then Billy was the first to rally.
-
-"We've got to go," said she, her hands raised to her tumbled hair as she
-tried her best to laugh.
-
-The Watermelon caught her hands and forced them down, drinking her in
-with hungry eyes. Then he bent his head and buried his face for a
-moment in the backs of her small hands, while something like a sob shook
-his shoulders.
-
-"Jerry," whispered the girl, a woman now, tender, compassionate,
-gracious.
-
-The Watermelon dropped her hands and turned abruptly. "I'm a damn
-fool," he muttered and picked up the bundle, still beside the track.
-
-"Why did you come?" she asked, all solicitude for him. "You might have
-been killed."
-
-The Watermelon did not answer. He stalked across the track to the other
-foot-path and Billy perforce had to follow.
-
-Henrietta and Bartlett had not even heard the wild scream of the engine
-as it shrieked past, and when the Watermelon and Billy joined them, were
-too preoccupied to notice anything for long in any one else. All four
-returned to the general, quiet and apparently depressed. The general
-was depressed himself. He did not see how it would be possible to get
-gasolene in that neighborhood, and without gasolene they might as well
-be without a car.
-
-Billy divided the bread and fruit, and without a word, they sat side by
-side and partook of their humble repast, the two girls, the general, the
-tramp and the financier. The color returned to Billy's face and in her
-eyes was a great and shining light every time she looked at the
-Watermelon, where he sat on the step of the car, bread in one hand, an
-apple in the other, a part of the paper spread on his knees to serve for
-napkin.
-
-But he would not look at her. His face was still white and he read the
-paper before him that he might not think. Billy knew of his love and
-loved in return, white, pure, decent Billy, and he a filthy piece of
-flotsam washed for the moment from the slime of the gutter. Slowly,
-precisely, he reread the article he had just read without having
-comprehended a word of it.
-
-The parting that evening was slightly prolonged, much to the general's
-annoyance. He was tired and wanted to go to bed, and why the others
-should prefer to linger on the small stoop which served for porch, he
-could not understand, and what he could not understand always vexed him.
-Bartlett wanted to take a stroll before turning in, and when the general
-kindly offered to accompany him, he decided suddenly and rudely, the
-general thought, that he didn't care to go. Henrietta wanted to sit on
-the stoop apparently all night. Billy wanted to walk, too. Walking,
-the general decided, ran in the Bartlett family, but instead of taking a
-stroll with her father, she hung around the stoop with Henrietta; while
-the Watermelon did not know what he wanted to do as far as the general
-could make out. He was quiet, strangely uncommunicative, seemed to be
-thinking deeply on some important subject. Worried over the past week,
-thought the general. Irritated and tired, the general could not bother
-with such nonsense and tramped off to bed.
-
-The Watermelon felt that he could not say good night alone with Billy.
-He had read the desire in her eyes for a bit of a walk with him and to
-escape the temptation, he wished them all good night and followed the
-general up to bed.
-
-All the strength of the man cried constantly for the girl, for her
-sweetness, her charm, her grace. But he loved with the love that is
-love, that will give all and ask nothing, a love that is rare and fine
-and that comes to king and peasant alike, and to no one twice, to some
-not at all. His week was up. He would slip away that night when they
-were all asleep. Billy would forget him and he would be better with his
-old cronies, fat blear-eyed Mike and James of the bon-ton.
-
-Long he lay on his narrow cot and stared at the gray square of the
-window, while the gentleman he was born fought gallantly with the tramp
-he had become.
-
-
-
-
- *CHAPTER XXI*
-
- *RICH AND POOR ALIKE*
-
-
-He lay staring at the window while Bartlett's and the general's snores
-rose and fell, mingling in a steadily growing crescendo of sound. As he
-stared, he noticed suddenly a faint glow in the east. It was too early
-for daybreak and the glow was of a different color, brighter, more
-orange in tint. He watched it a while without comprehending, waiting
-until it was time for him to steal away from Billy, back to the road
-again. And as he watched, he was brought to quick consciousness of what
-it was by a tiny crimson flame which appeared for an instant and was
-gone.
-
-The Watermelon leaped to the window. The barn, which, fortunately, was
-unlike Maine barns, stood some little way from the house instead of
-being attached to it. With a mighty burst of flames the roof caught
-from the sides, which had been slowly smoldering. Every moment the
-flames mounted higher and higher, fanned by a bit of a wind that had
-arisen when the sun went down. The place was filled with the summer
-hay, and even as the Watermelon took in the scene, he knew that there
-was no hope to do more than to save the live stock, if they could do
-that.
-
-Turning he aroused the general and Bartlett.
-
-"Get up," he whispered, not to disturb the girls, "the barn's on fire."
-
-Bartlett was up and half in his clothes before the general had opened
-his eyes. The Watermelon had already slipped quietly from the room.
-
-"Fire," cried the general hoarsely, at last awake. He stood a moment in
-the window, brightly lighted now from the dancing flames in the summer
-darkness. Then he swore.
-
-"My car!"
-
-"Quick." snapped Bartlett. "The gasolene--"
-
-"There was no gasolene," said the general sadly, as one would talk about
-a loved and dying friend. He turned mournfully from the window.
-
-The fire had gained too much headway to leave the slightest possibility
-of saving the barn. The farmer, with the help of the Watermelon,
-Bartlett and the general, had barely time to lead out the horses and
-turn the cows into a temporary shelter. When that was done there was
-nothing more that could be done but to watch the walls crumble and the
-roof fall in a shower of sparks and a roar of flames, leaping and
-dancing in a mad riot of destruction. All night the fire burned and all
-night the four men and the three women turned their efforts to protect
-the house.
-
-The general, by right and instinct, took command. He formed a bucket
-brigade, stationing the Watermelon on the roof, at one end of the line,
-and the girls and the farmer's wife at the well to fill the buckets at
-the other end of the line. They worked hard and quietly, as people work
-when face to face with the grim forces of nature. Under the general's
-able management the few sparks which did threaten were quickly
-extinguished and save for a slight scorching here and there the house
-was safe. In the excitement no one but the general thought of the
-general's car.
-
-The cold, gray streaks of dawn found them worn out, excited and hungry.
-Unable to console the farmer and his wife, the five drew in a semicircle
-around the smoldering heap which had been the barn, and forlornly
-watched the last tiny flames licking around the twisted, blackened ruin
-that had once been a motor-car.
-
-"Gone," said the general sadly.
-
-And Billy sniffed.
-
-"Better Alphonse had taken it," lamented Henrietta.
-
-"What shall we do now?" asked Bartlett. It was Saturday and Batchelor
-would not be able to reach New York now no matter what happened. He had
-won, the ring was safe, but he turned sadly to the general, and laid his
-hand kindly on his old friend's shoulder. "Hard luck, man," said he.
-"Hard luck."
-
-"We will have to go home," said Henrietta dully.
-
-"We have no money," replied the general quietly, unmoved by his
-penniless condition, thinking only of the motor-car that was no more.
-
-"I have a little," said Henrietta. "About six dollars."
-
-"We owe at least all of that here for supper and rooms," said Bartlett.
-
-Henrietta glanced from one to the other, then laughed, a gay little
-bubble of mirth. They had no money, but what did that matter? What did
-anything matter when one loved and is loved? She felt guilty because
-she was not sorrier over the loss of the car, and she patted the general
-lovingly on the shoulder.
-
-"Cheer up, daddy, we haven't a cent, none of us," she crooned.
-
-"We can telegraph," suggested Billy.
-
-"From where?" asked Bartlett shortly.
-
-"Why, we can drive somewhere where we can," returned Billy desperately,
-under her father's calm scrutiny of amusement.
-
-"Drive what?" asked Bartlett.
-
-"A horse," said Henrietta mildly.
-
-"What horse?" questioned Bartlett. "There are two. The farmer wants
-them both to help clear up and to go to a neighbor's for assistance.
-What shall we drive?"
-
-"Shank's mare," said Henrietta. "At the nearest farm, we can get a team
-and drive to some town where we can telegraph."
-
-Bartlett and Billy agreed. The general said nothing. There was nothing
-to say. The dream of his heart, the occupation of his days, was gone.
-What was there to say?
-
-The Watermelon also was silent. He felt that he could not leave them,
-now that they were again in trouble. When they reached the town and had
-telegraphed, he would go--back to the road. He was chewing a straw,
-hands in his pockets, gazing with the others in dull apathy at the
-remains of the car, and he raised his head instinctively to read the sky
-for approaching storms. There would be a moon that night and a good
-breeze, which would make walking easy.
-
-"Hungry?" asked Billy gaily, smiling at him, her eyes asking what the
-matter was. Had she done anything to offend him since the evening before
-when they had climbed the railroad cut together?
-
-"I'm always hungry, Billy," said he and joined the general on the way to
-the house.
-
-Billy stood a moment, hurt and flushed, then she followed the others in
-to breakfast.
-
-The farmer's wife had made some hot coffee, strong and black, and fried
-some bacon, and with thick slices of bread and butter, they all ate
-ravenously at the bare deal table in the kitchen, with no pretense
-whatever of tablecloth or napkins. The Watermelon and the farmer's wife
-stood alone in the kitchen after the others had left and he looked down
-kindly at her with the camaraderie felt only by one unfortunate in
-trouble for another in a like place.
-
-"It's damn hard on you," he said.
-
-"And on him," said the woman. "All the hay was just in."
-
-"Lay not up for yourselves treasures--" murmured the Watermelon
-laconically, instinctively turning to the Bible on every occasion.
-"Pity you aren't a man. Then you could chuck the whole show and hit the
-road with me. I'm stony broke, too."
-
-He patted her shoulder gently and tears leaped into the woman's tired
-eyes. She cried a bit and he soothed her softly as one would soothe a
-tired child.
-
-"Those others," said she, wiping her eyes on her coarse apron, "they are
-kind, but they don't understand."
-
-"They mean well," said the Watermelon, "but you have to go through the
-mill yourself, to _do_ well. I know what poverty means. Its ways ain't
-ways of pleasantness by a dog-gone sight."
-
-
-"Beggars all, beggars all," cried Henrietta, as they started up the
-road, in the dewy freshness of early morning.
-
-It was still early and quite cool, with the breeze of the night
-following them, laden with the depressing odor of charred timbers and
-burning leather. The road wound around a hill, sloping now and again
-into the valley and rising again to the heights. The view swept fields
-and hills and woods, all of the deep green of mid-June, and over all
-bent the blue sky of a summer day.
-
-The air was like ozone. It was a physical joy simply to walk, to
-breathe the odor of fields and woods and open places and to let one's
-eyes dwell on the beauty and the glory of the land.
-
-"I am glad it pleases you, Henrietta," said the general tartly.
-
-Henrietta sobered. "Father, I feel as badly as you do about the car.
-But I can't go into mourning for it."
-
-"You needed another one anyway," consoled Billy, with the kindly
-reassurance and hopeless misunderstanding of the rich. "The last model
-is out now, you know."
-
-"Billy," said Henrietta, "do you think we can buy a car every time the
-humor moves us? You don't understand."
-
-"I know," said Billy humbly, crushed under repeated rebuffs from every
-one. "I am a perfect fool, Henrietta, but I can't help it."
-
-If the general could have forgotten the car for a while, he would have
-been agreeably pleased and flattered by the Watermelon's sudden apparent
-infatuation for him. The young man insisted on walking with him,
-suiting his long, lazy strides to the general's best endeavors.
-Bartlett, Henrietta and Billy swung along briskly ahead. Henrietta was
-touched. The boy was trying to show his sympathy, she thought, and liked
-him more than ever.
-
-It was nearly noon when they came in sight of their destination, a gaunt
-gray farm-house, perched on the top of the gentle slope overlooking the
-valley and the winding river to the woods on the hills beyond. They
-came to the bars of a cow pasture and a narrow cow path leading across
-the field to the house, a shorter way than by the road.
-
-Henrietta and Billy, seeing no cows in sight, allowed the Watermelon to
-let down the bars and to pass through. Billy waited inside the fence,
-standing by the path, among the sweet fern, until all had entered and
-all but the Watermelon had started up the path for the house.
-
-Quietly she watched the Watermelon as he slowly and reluctantly replaced
-the bars.
-
-"Jerry," said she, when he had at last finished, "what's the matter?"
-She had stepped into the path in front of him and he had to stop and
-face her.
-
-He flushed hotly and would not look at her. "There is nothing the
-matter," said he. "Why? What makes you think so?"
-
-She drew herself up with pretty dignity. "You need not have told me what
-you did yesterday in the railroad cut, if it were not so," said she,
-quite simply.
-
-
-
-
- *CHAPTER XXII*
-
- *THE TRUTH AT LAST*
-
-
-"Billy," began the Watermelon, turning aside with darkening eyes, his
-flushed face growing slowly white as he realized that the reckoning had
-come. Billy must know all now, know who her companion of the past week
-was, know the status of the man who had told her he loved her. Then he
-turned to her again with all his mad, wild, foolish, hopeless longing in
-his eyes and voice and held out his arms.
-
-"Oh, kid, I love you," he whispered, as she went to him, frankly and
-happily. "I love you so I can't marry you."
-
-"It's old-fashioned to love your wife, I know," chirruped Billy, "but
-let's be old-fashioned."
-
-"It isn't that, Billy," said the Watermelon slowly. He held her a
-moment, looking down into her eyes as she looked up at him, her hands on
-his shoulders, her head back.
-
-"What is it?" she asked, frankly puzzled, but refusing to be dismayed.
-"You can't afford a wife, you who made three--four--millions this year?"
-
-"Yes," said the Watermelon, grim and quiet, "that's it." He let her go
-and thrust his hands into his pockets. "I haven't a cent, haven't ever
-had one. I'm not Batchelor with a few millions. I'm a tramp without a
-cent, stony broke. That suit-case," kicking Batchelor's suit-case which
-he had carried with him, "is another's and I'm going to chuck it
-to-night."
-
-Billy stared, mouth slightly parted, her brows drawn together in wonder,
-unbelieving. "Not Batchelor?" she stammered. "William Hargrave
-Batchelor?"
-
-"I am Jeroboam Martin of Nowhere and Everywhere," said the Watermelon
-bitterly. "That Sunday I met you, I found Batchelor in bathing down in
-the woods. I swiped his clothes, Billy, for the dinner I could get at
-the hotel. Then I saw you. I wanted the week with you and I just went
-on being Batchelor. See?"
-
-"How?" asked Billy through white lips, staring at him from where she
-stood in the middle of the tiny cow lane, winding away up the hill among
-the sweet fern and the bracken.
-
-The Watermelon raised his hand to his head and gently brushed his back
-hair with futile embarrassment. "Why, you know that guy we heard
-coughing in the bushes? Well, he put me wise to the fact that your
-father--er--that your father and Batchelor were enemies on the Street
-and I thought--maybe--er--if--why, your father asked me to go with you
-on the trip, you know, and I thought--er--that if Batchelor was in the
-city alone and your father thought he was with him--why, Batchelor could
-beat him on the Street and not mind the loss of the few things I had to
-take--er--see, I deceived the gang of you for a week's fun. See what a
-cheap guy I am, Billy? A bad egg."
-
-"Yes," said Billy. "Father asked you to go. Why did he do that?"
-
-The Watermelon flushed. "Why--er--"
-
-"Father knew you were an enemy. He told me that you, Batchelor, I mean,
-had made him lose a lot of money last week and would probably make him
-lose more next week. Maybe father thought as you did, that if you were
-out of the city--" she knitted her brows and gazed off across the
-valley. "Father telegraphed just before we went to that place behind
-the bam, right after dinner. I know, for I saw him go to the office.
-Why don't you tell me the truth, Jerry?"
-
-"God, Billy, ain't I giving you the straight goods?"
-
-"Not about father," replied Bartlett's daughter gravely.
-
-"Why--er--he may have telegraphed--"
-
-"Certainly, he did," said Billy. "This whole trip was father's idea."
-She brushed the subject aside as one to be returned to later. "Tell me,
-Jerry, isn't your father a minister?"
-
-"Yes, that's straight. He was poor, darned poor. We were all poor. He
-used to say that a man with more children than brains had no place in
-the ministry."
-
-"I should think that possibly your father had brains," suggested Billy.
-
-"Yes," admitted the Watermelon. "But they didn't keep pace with the
-children."
-
-"What happened to you all? Why--er--why couldn't you have worked at
-something?"
-
-She was gazing at him bewildered, trying to get a grasp on the new state
-of affairs.
-
-"Aw, we went from bad to worse," muttered the Watermelon sullenly.
-"Father left the ministry. He used to say that you could appreciate the
-glory of the Almighty much better in a dollar bill than in the Bible."
-
-"Maybe he had--er--no leanings toward the ministry," murmured Billy,
-endeavoring to express as politely as possible her growing conviction
-that the Reverend Mr. Martin was not a godly man.
-
-"Maybe not," agreed the Watermelon. "But when a man's down, every one's
-down on him. Nothing father did went right. Ma died and the home broke
-up--I don't know what's become of all the others--working, I suppose,
-day after day, like slaves in a galley, you know. I tried it, and every
-night I drank to drown the damnable monotony and stupidity of it all.
-So, you see what I am, a bum--a tramp."
-
-"And yourself, my love, my Jerry."
-
-Billy held out her hands and he caught them and held them tightly in
-both his own for a moment, then dropping them, turned away with half a
-sob.
-
-"Don't, Billy. Don't make it so hard for me, dear. We can't marry.
-I'm filth and you're sweetness and purity."
-
-"But other men have married. You aren't the only one who isn't clean."
-
-"I know, but I love you. See? When you love a person, you don't make
-them suffer for it. You can't understand, Billy, for you have never
-known life. You don't begin to know what it means. I will probably
-marry a girl from the streets, or one with no brains and no soul. But,
-you see, I love you."
-
-Billy's eyes blazed. "You will never marry any one else with me alive,"
-said she.
-
-"How could I marry you, dear? I have nothing--absolutely nothing. We
-couldn't have a home anywhere."
-
-"We can make a home," pleaded Billy. She leaned toward him and laid her
-hand on his arm, smiling into his moody face with all the charm, the
-daring, the tenderness of a woman who loves and is fighting for her
-happiness with every weapon at her command.
-
-"You can't make a home with nothing to make it on," said the Watermelon.
-
-"Ah, but we have something to make it on," cried Billy. "We have you
-and me."
-
-"But no money."
-
-"Why, Jerry, I have money; hundreds, thousands, dear."
-
-But the Watermelon shook his head. "Money wouldn't be any good when I'm
-rotten," said he.
-
-"Dear," crooned Billy, and kissed him on the chin, for she could reach
-no higher.
-
-"Billy," he groaned.
-
-"Tell me you love me, Jerry."
-
-"Tell you I love you? Ah, sweetheart."
-
-"Tell it to me, Jerry."
-
-"Billy, I love you so, that if there is a God, I will thank Him all my
-life for this week and the thought of you."
-
-"You may not," said Billy, "when we have been married a year."
-
-"We can't marry, dear. Don't you understand? I am a tramp."
-
-"And so am I."
-
-"Your father will kick me out when he knows--"
-
-"It's none of my father's business," said Billy with a saucy tilt of her
-small chin. "He's marrying whom he pleases and I shall do the same."
-
-"Wait until I speak to him--"
-
-"No," said Billy promptly. "I will speak, Jerry. Promise me that you
-won't say a thing until we get to the town where we can telegraph. Oh,
-Jerry, my love, promise me."
-
-"I promise, Billy, kid."
-
-"Promise you won't say a thing until I speak."
-
-"I won't say a thing until I can't help it, but what good will that do?"
-
-"Let's be happy while we can," returned Billy, with a pretty evasion.
-"We have one more day."
-
-"Oh, Billy," whispered the Watermelon.
-
-Billy turned and led the way up the path to the house while the
-Watermelon picked up the two suit-cases and followed her.
-
-At the house they found the general with his usual inability to conceal
-a thing, explaining that they had no money, but wished to have a
-two-seated team and a driver to take them to the nearest town.
-
-The farmer did not hail the proposition with unalloyed joy. He looked
-thoughtfully from one to the other while Bartlett explained earnestly
-who he was, who the general was, who they all were, in a vain attempt to
-undo the general's commendable, if mistaken, frankness. Upon promising
-to let the driver keep his watch as a guaranty of good faith, to be
-returned when the money they were to telegraph for arrived, Bartlett
-persuaded the man to give in and go to the barn for the horses.
-
-Billy drew her father aside, while the general, Henrietta and the
-Watermelon retired discreetly to the well for a drink.
-
-"Father," said Billy, coming directly to the point and evading it with a
-skill that befitted her father's daughter. "Jerry wants to marry me.
-Oh, father, I love him so. I love him as much as you do Henrietta."
-
-Bartlett flushed and dismissed Henrietta from the conversation. "My
-dear Billy, you have only known him a week."
-
-"I know, father," agreed Billy, "but a week is long enough to fall in
-love in. Truly, it is, father. And we both care so much, so very
-much."
-
-Bartlett was secretly elated at the idea. He and Batchelor, with their
-differences reconciled, fighting together, instead of each other, would
-become rulers of the Street, could attain to any height. Batchelor was
-young, clever, lovable. There seemed nothing to object to. But he felt
-that he should. Conventionality, Henrietta, Mrs. Grundy, one or all
-would clearly see that there was something wrong, would counsel delay,
-waiting. He had never given a daughter away in marriage and was not
-sure what to do. He hemmed and hawed and wished that he could consult
-Henrietta.
-
-"We don't want the others to know," went on Billy guilefully. "Wait
-until we get to the town before you say anything, won't you, father?"
-
-"But, Billy, a week."
-
-"Now, father," advised Billy, "just forget it. And I will forget about
-you and Henrietta."
-
-"About me and Henrietta?" snapped Bartlett.
-
-"Yes," said Billy, "and last night on the porch when you thought we had
-all gone in."
-
-"That will do, Billy. We did nothing at all but say good night. I have
-no objection to Batchelor as a son-in-law from what I know of him; but
-only a week--"
-
-"It was only an hour," said Billy. "I loved him that very first day.
-And please, father, you won't say anything, will you, even to him, about
-it? Just be nice to him, you know. And then I won't say anything."
-
-"Certainly I won't say a thing if you don't want me to, Billy--but there
-is nothing whatever that you could say."
-
-"No," said Billy, "only what I heard."
-
-The carriage drove up at that moment, which was well.
-
-
-
-
- *CHAPTER XXIII*
-
- *BACK TO THE ROAD*
-
-
-Bartlett took the telegram the clerk handed him in an elation it was
-hard to conceal from Batchelor, who leaned against the counter of the
-store and telegraph office combined, and watched him moodily.
-
-"Realizes that it was a piece of foolishness, his taking that trip,"
-thought Bartlett with the sympathy of the victor for the beaten. "Has
-probably forgotten Billy for the time. Poor Billy!"
-
-He tore open the telegram quickly and read it eagerly and then slowly
-and still again more slowly, while his florid face grew first red and
-then white.
-
-"Come back, for God's sake. B. here all the time. Where have you
-been?" signed by his broker's name.
-
-After the third reading, Bartlett raised his eyes and glanced dully at
-the Watermelon, leaning against the counter, among the gay rolls of
-calico and boxes of rubber overshoes and stockings, watching him with
-thoughtful wary eyes, and Bartlett wondered if he were going mad.
-
-It was late in the afternoon. The general and the girls, having
-telegraphed for money, had gone to the hotel to wait for the answers,
-while Bartlett and the Watermelon had remained in the store, Bartlett
-eager to receive the answer to the joyful congratulations he had sent
-his broker on the success of his plan, and the Watermelon because he
-scorned to run away like a whipped cur, preferring Bartlett to know who
-he was.
-
-"To ask me for Billy," Bartlett had at first decided, but changed his
-mind as the youth's gloom became apparently impenetrable.
-
-Bartlett's jaw was set squarely, sternly, his eyes gleamed angrily and a
-small pulse beat in his cheek. He handed the Watermelon the telegram
-and watched him as he read it.
-
-"Who are you?" he demanded hoarsely, when the Watermelon had finished
-reading the message and returned it.
-
-"Jeroboam Martin," said the Watermelon slowly, a grim amusement in his
-half-shut eyes.
-
-"Jero--what?"
-
-"Jeroboam Martin."
-
-"But Batchelor," stammered Bartlett, confused. The power of suggestion
-had been so strong that, though he occasionally thought the youth a bit
-eccentric for a stock-broker, it had never entered his head to question
-his identity.
-
-"Batchelor is in New York," returned the Watermelon. "I just
-telegraphed him, C.O.D., where he could find his blooming car. Don't
-suppose the police had sense enough to look for it at the hotel."
-
-"A low dirty trick," sputtered Bartlett.
-
-The Watermelon agreed. "Typical of the Street," he sneered. "Yah, it
-fairly reeks with the filth of money, your plan and mine."
-
-"My plan?" Bartlett flushed and looked away. "Stung," said he humbly,
-and crumpled the telegram in his hand as he gazed moodily through the
-open door to the village street, impotent to refute the words of the
-Watermelon.
-
-The Watermelon nodded without any undue elation, in fact, not thinking
-at all about Bartlett, he was too entirely absorbed in his own troubles.
-
-"I suppose you are his partner--friend?" questioned Bartlett, after a
-moment's painful readjusting of ideas.
-
-"No, I am a stranger. We met by chance, as you might say. I am a
-tramp."
-
-"A tramp!" Bartlett's business chagrin vanished before the rush of his
-paternal alarm and surprise. "But, by heavens, man, I told Billy she
-could marry you."
-
-The horror in his tones angered the Watermelon. The hot blood leaped
-into his face and his hands clenched.
-
-"Well, why not?" he demanded. "I am a man if I am a tramp."
-
-"Bah," sneered Bartlett. "A man? A cow, rather, an animal too lazy to
-work. I suppose you stole your clothes."
-
-Both talked in low voices that the clerk, who only restrained himself
-from approaching by the exertion of tremendous will power, might not
-hear them. The Watermelon's face was very white, and he spoke slowly,
-carefully, as he retold the episode of the swimming-hole and the stolen
-car, still leaning against the varied assortment of dress goods. "I
-borrowed these clothes," he concluded, "to keep you away from New York
-for a week. That object may not sound original to you, and it wasn't.
-You were the one who suggested it to me through the telegraph clerk last
-Sunday."
-
-"That boy would take candy from the baby," swore Bartlett gently.
-
-"You were stung, that's all. I love Billy and she loves me. I hate
-work, but for Billy I will work and am going to work. I love her."
-
-"Does she know you are a tramp?"
-
-[Illustration: "Does she know you are a tramp?"]
-
-"Yes."
-
-"You haven't a cent, I suppose."
-
-"No, but I can earn some."
-
-"How?"
-
-"Working."
-
-"At what?"
-
-"Something."
-
-"What?"
-
-"Anything. Damn it, I ain't incapable of anything but sleep!"
-
-"I've lost thousands through that dirty trick of yours--"
-
-"Yours. You originated it, you know."
-
-Bartlett leaned against the counter beside the Watermelon and glared at
-the floor. Neither thought to leave the store, and even forgot the
-clerk, who gazed at them dubiously from a discreet distance and wondered
-how many more telegrams they wanted.
-
-Bartlett knew Billy. Billy said that she was going to marry this man
-and so she would marry him--unless something more effective than verbal
-opposition were used. He had never exerted any authority over Billy and
-knew that it would be too late to begin now. Billy would only laugh at
-him. But after all, he was Billy's father, he loved the girl and had
-some right to object to her marriage with a tramp.
-
-He glanced at the thin clever face beside him and admitted that the man
-had brains and apparently was not besotted or brutalized, merely
-indifferent, lazy and wholly unambitious; besides, very young, impatient
-of restraint and the dull grind of a poor man's life.
-
-"Who are your people?" asked Bartlett to gain time. He must make a plan
-to separate Billy from this impecunious suitor. Authority was useless.
-He must use tact, finesse.
-
-"My father was a minister," returned the Watermelon. "Yours was a
-grocer. Billy told me. Families don't count in America."
-
-Bartlett nodded agreement. "Why did you become a tramp?"
-
-"Through inclination, not the whisky bottle. Not that I am above getting
-full once in a while, 'cause I ain't. Just, I'm not a drunkard. See? I
-didn't keep on losing jobs through drink and finally had to take to the
-road because I was a bum. I took to tramping because I hate to work.
-It takes too much of your time. An office is like a prison to me. A
-man loses his soul when he stays all day bent over a desk. He isn't a
-man. He's a sort of up-to-date pianola to a desk, that's all. There's
-a lot of things to think about that you can't in an office. I wanted to
-think and so I took to tramping. Besides, I don't like work."
-
-"Lazy--"
-
-"Yes," snapped the Watermelon, "but a man. I love your Billy--my Billy,
-and I can work for her."
-
-Bartlett nodded indifferently, hardly hearing what the other said. He
-frowned thoughtfully at the floor as he pondered the situation. If he
-objected to the youth in Billy's presence, she would stand up for him,
-all her love would be aroused to arms and she would see no wrong in her
-hero. If the fellow snapped his fingers, she would run away with him.
-What did Billy, tender, gently-guarded Billy, know of tramps, of the
-rough, unhappy side of existence? Nothing. But if she caught a glimpse
-of it with her own eyes, saw this lover of hers in his true light,
-dirty, drunk, disreputable, the shock would kill her love utterly and
-Bartlett would not have to use that authority of his which was no
-authority, which Billy would refuse to obey. She had been free too long
-for any one to govern her now. The only person who could effectually
-break the unfortunate tangle was the Watermelon himself. Bartlett
-glanced at the gloomy face beside him and read it as he had grown used
-to reading men and events.
-
-The Watermelon was young, hardly older than Billy; he was desperately in
-love, with a love that was pure and true and generous. He was thinking
-of Billy and not of himself. His opposition to Bartlett was merely the
-anger aroused by Bartlett's sneers. He was in reality filled with
-humility and repentence to a degree that he would do anything to kill
-the love Billy bore for him, knowing with his man's knowledge that he
-was not worthy of her, and longing with his youth and love to sacrifice
-himself for her best good, seeing through young, unhappy eyes, only the
-past, his own shame and profession. Forgetting the possibilities of the
-future, he had gone to the extreme of self-loathing. The one thing he
-saw was his past, that past that was wholly unfit for Billy. It blocked
-the entire view, crushed him with the weight of inexorable facts. To
-the young there are but two colors, black and white, and the Watermelon
-was very young. Bartlett looked at him keenly and decided that his plan
-would work, that he would not have to take a last desperate and
-ineffectual stand against Billy.
-
-"See here. In August we are going to our place in Westhaven. It's a
-small town in this state, up the coast away north of Portland. Come to
-her there at the end of August, come as you are, a tramp, dirty, shabby,
-drunk--"
-
-"I don't drink, not as the others do."
-
-"Come drunk. Let her understand what being a tramp means, what your
-life has been. If she still wants you, I hardly see how I can stop her.
-That's only fair, for what does she know about you and your life? You
-know all about her, what she has done and been and is going to do.
-Leave her now, this evening. Go on being a tramp and then come to her,
-at the last of August. Come as a tramp, mind. Don't let her think that
-it is a test she is being put to or she will only laugh at it and us and
-go on wanting you just the same, scorning to be tested, to think that
-her love could fail. Give her some other excuse for your going. You
-must see that it is only fair to the little girl to let her see what she
-is up against."
-
-"Yes, I see. I tried to tell her," agreed the Watermelon gloomily.
-
-"If she loves you through it all, she can have you, and I suppose I will
-have to consent. I can afford a penniless son-in-law and I guess an
-American tramp is preferable to a European noble."
-
-"I won't be penniless," said the Watermelon. "I could work like a nigger
-for a month and own forty dollars, thirty of which I would owe for
-board."
-
-"That's just it," declared Bartlett promptly. "You can't support Billy
-in the way she is used to being supported, can't give her the things
-that have become necessities to her."
-
-"I can support her in my own way," said the Watermelon, trying to reason
-down his own benumbing repentence and humiliation as well as to convince
-Bartlett of that which he himself knew to be all wrong.
-
-"But that isn't Billy's way. You couldn't give her a servant, for
-instance, and servants to Billy are like chairs to some people,
-absolutely necessary."
-
-"We love each other," said the Watermelon simply.
-
-"That's all right. But you can't always be sure your love is like
-elastic and stretchable. Come as a tramp and I will give my consent."
-Bartlett grew bold, positively convinced that Billy could no longer care
-when she had once seen the drunken sot, promised as he had grown used to
-doing on the Street, to do that which he knew he would not have to do.
-"I will give my consent, if Billy still can care. I know that Billy
-would be a lot happier with my consent, too, than without it. For,
-though the modern child has no respect for her parent's authority, she
-likes to have her wedding peaceful and conventional."
-
-"Can I say good-by to her?"
-
-"Yes, but I trust you not to let her know that she is to be put to a
-test. If you love her, you can see that I am right."
-
-"Yes," said the Watermelon, "I love her and will not let her know."
-
-He straightened up and pushed his hat farther back, with the slow,
-inbred languor of the thoroughly lazy man. "I love Billy, and that is
-why I consent. I tried to make her understand what I am, have been, but
-I couldn't." He took a handful of beans from a near-by barrel and let
-them run slowly through his fingers. "I suppose she will give me the
-double cross."
-
-"I hope so," answered Bartlett. "I'm not very particular, but a
-tramp--"
-
-"A gentleman pedestrian," suggested the Watermelon, with a faint flicker
-of his usual sublime arrogance.
-
-Bartlett laughed and held out his hand. "Well, good-by. I've enjoyed
-the week immensely, for all this rotten ending. That scurvy trick of
-yours--"
-
-"Of yours," corrected the Watermelon.
-
-"Yes, yes, I suppose so. I hope that Henrietta won't ever know. Do you
-think Billy does?"
-
-"Billy isn't as simple as you think," returned the Watermelon.
-
-"What did she say?"
-
-"'Father suggested the trip and he telegraphed after dinner,' or
-something like that."
-
-"You didn't tell her it was my plan?" begged Bartlett. "I have to go on
-living with her."
-
-"No, I didn't tell her, but she's next to the fact."
-
-"I will speak to her," said Bartlett hastily. "I wouldn't like Henrietta
-to find out about it. Billy has wanted a motor boat for some time. I may
-give her one."
-
-They walked slowly toward the door and once more shook hands.
-
-"I would gladly have given the thousands I have lost to have you
-Batchelor, boy," said Bartlett gently.
-
-"Aw, thanks," said the Watermelon.
-
-"Tell the others I will be around when I have sent another telegram."
-
-The Watermelon found Billy sitting on the steps of the only hotel in
-town. It was a big, square, uncompromising affair, blank and
-unattractive, and Billy, alone on the top step, looked somehow small and
-forlorn and child-like. The Watermelon sat down beside her.
-
-"Where's Henrietta?" he asked, ignoring her eyes and the question they
-asked.
-
-"Up-stairs," said Billy, "fixing up." She raised her hands to her own
-soft hair and bit her lip to get up courage to voice the question her
-eyes had already asked.
-
-"Where's the general?" asked the Watermelon.
-
-Billy nodded backward. "In the office, trying to convert the landlord.
-The landlord's a democrat, you know."
-
-"Come and walk down the road with me a bit?" asked the Watermelon. He
-rose and held out his hand to help her up.
-
-Billy rose with a trembling laugh that failed miserably in its manifest
-attempt to be brave.
-
-It was late afternoon, sweet and cool as they left the village behind.
-The deep quiet of the last of the day was over fields and woods and
-road, the heat and strenuous business of the morning done. Cows were
-slowly meandering across the pastures to the familiar bars, empty teams
-rattled by on the way home, the driver humped contentedly over the
-reins, thinking of the day's bargains and of the supper waiting for him.
-The shadows were lengthening, long and graceful across the village
-green.
-
-Neither Billy nor the Watermelon spoke until they had left the village
-some little way behind and had come to four cross-roads with the usual
-small dingy school-house, door locked, dirty windows closed for the
-summer and shabby, faded blinds drawn.
-
-Billy knew from the Watermelon's face that the interview with her father
-had been far from satisfactory. She feared that the Watermelon had not
-"stood up" for himself, that her speaking to her father that morning had
-not helped matters as she had hoped it would. She tried to think of
-something to say that would influence the boy, something she could do to
-show him how she cared, so he would not think of leaving her. The
-Watermelon was silent, for, now that the hour of parting had come, he
-did not know what to say, could not bring himself to leave her, gay,
-foolish, light-hearted Billy.
-
-He, however, was the first to speak. The school-house recalled
-miserable days of long dull confinement, and he nodded toward it,
-pausing in the grass by the wayside. "A standing monument," said he,
-"to buried freedom."
-
-"I never went to school," said Billy. "It must be awful."
-
-"Awful," the Watermelon shrugged. "It's taken ten years from my life.
-Schools should be abolished."
-
-They sat down on the tiny, weather-stained step, side by side, in the
-gathering dusk.
-
-"Billy," began the Watermelon earnestly, and then stopped.
-
-Poor little Billy's heart fluttered and she put her hand to her hair in
-her nervousness. "You know," she said firmly, irrelevantly, "I love you,
-Jerry."
-
-"I know, dear," replied the Watermelon. "And I love you. No matter
-where I am, Billy, no matter what happens, you are the best in me and I
-will keep you best. I'm shiftless, lazy, no 'count, but Billy, kid,
-I'll always love you."
-
-"And we will get married and live happily ever after," crooned Billy.
-
-"I'm going away to-night, Billy, back to the road."
-
-"Oh, Jerry, please, clear. If father knew how much I care--"
-
-"No, Billy, your father's right. He said to give you time; for me to go
-away for a while and maybe you would get--over it."
-
-"And if I did," demanded Billy, "if I loved another, wouldn't you be
-jealous? Wouldn't you kill that other, Jeroboam Martin?" She clenched
-her small fist and pounded him on the knee to emphasize the passion in
-her voice.
-
-"If he were a decent chap--" stammered the Watermelon, "it would be
-better for you."
-
-"It's terrible," interrupted Billy, "when the girl has to do all the
-loving." She pushed the hair out of her hot face and stared angrily
-before her, across the road.
-
-"You only love me, but I love you. See the difference?" asked the
-Watermelon. "It's simply impossible for your love to be as great as
-mine for that reason. Your father said I could come to you the last of
-August at Westhaven, and I'm coming, Billy."
-
-"And then we can marry, did father say that?" asked Billy, turning to
-him.
-
-"If you care still," muttered the Watermelon.
-
-"Care," Billy laughed the contrary to merry scorn. "Care? Why,
-Jeroboam Martin, when will I not care?"
-
-The Watermelon flushed and rose as the wisest course under the
-circumstances. "I'm off. Say good-by to the others for me, will you,
-Billy?"
-
-"You will be my knight," whispered Billy. "And I will be your lady, and
-no knight ever went back on his lady, yet, Jeroboam."
-
-"You've got a darned poor knight," grunted the Watermelon. Suddenly he
-turned and caught her in his arms, dragging her to him and forcing back
-her head to see into her eyes. "Billy, Billy," he cried, "will you be
-true to me, for ever and for ever, no matter what happens, no matter
-what I do? Could you, will you love me always?"
-
-"Always, always," whispered Billy.
-
-"Dirty, drunk?"
-
-"Dirty and drunk and sick and always," promised Billy. "Only you won't
-drink, because I love you."
-
-"Love never yet stood between a man and the whisky bottle," sneered the
-Watermelon. "You don't know men, kid."
-
-He let her go and turned away with a shamed laugh. "Good-by, Billy."
-
-"Good-by, Jerry," replied Billy, frightened at she knew not what,
-realizing that there were after all things in men's lives of which she
-knew nothing. She walked with him to the fence and watched him swing
-over it.
-
-"Cross-cuts for me," he explained, holding out his hand. She placed
-hers in it and he crushed her small fingers until they hurt, then
-turning abruptly, left her there among the brambles, watching him across
-the bars.
-
-
-
-
- *CHAPTER XXIV*
-
- *THE POET OR THE POODLE*
-
-
-The day was unusually hot for late August in Maine. The grass was brown
-and dry, the leaves hung limply on the trees and the dust in the roads
-was ankle deep. No breeze came from the sea, while the sails of the
-pleasure boats drooped in warm dejection. Every one had sought shelter
-from the sun, and wharfs, streets and houses of the small seaport town
-appeared deserted.
-
-Bartlett had taken himself off to the dim seclusion of the house, where
-he lounged with windows opened, blinds drawn and a small table of
-cooling beverages near at hand. The heat, the drowsy, shrill hum of the
-crickets and the muffled, monotonous roar of the sea had a soothing
-influence and Bartlett let his book fall from his hands and slept,
-stretched at ease in the steamer chair. A door gently opening and
-softly shutting aroused him. He sat up, yawned and grunted.
-
-"Hello," drawled a voice, slow, indifferent, familiar.
-
-Bartlett recalled a week in June, when, with rare credulity, he had
-kidnapped a stranger and had discovered that he had been the one in
-truth to be kidnapped. He turned his head and saw the Watermelon
-crossing the room. He knew that it was the boy by the size of the
-shoulders and the grace of the long limbs, but the thin, good-natured
-face was covered with a month's growth of light hair, the brown suit
-with the pale green and red stripe was a suit no longer, merely a bundle
-of rags. The shirt was opened at the throat, without a tie or button,
-while the panama was shapeless and colorless, but worn with the familiar
-jaunty ease.
-
-"Ah," said Bartlett. "Jeroboam Martin."
-
-He smiled as one who meets an old and congenial friend, for Jeroboam
-Martin had shown a fine capability for getting out of a tight place and
-carrying through a desired project with success and nerve, and Bartlett
-had grown to like the lad.
-
-"Am I bum enough?" asked the Watermelon, with no answering smile. When
-one has come to test love, life is too grim for smiles.
-
-"You are fairly dirty and shabby," agreed Bartlett. "You look thin."
-
-"I have had hard luck," said the Watermelon. "How's Billy?"
-
-"Pretty well, thanks."
-
-"Expecting me?" asked the Watermelon, taking off his hat and gently
-patting his back hair as he had a way of doing.
-
-Bartlett nodded. "Yes, but not exactly as you are."
-
-"It's tough on the little girl," muttered the Watermelon. He sank into
-a chair and stretched out his long legs with the weather-stained
-trousers and dirty, broken shoes. "Oh, mama, I'm tired. Been hoofing
-it since sun-up yesterday with hardly a stop, I wanted to see the kid
-so."
-
-"Well, go and get drunk," returned Bartlett. "And then you can see her."
-
-The Watermelon frowned. "See here, I don't drink, necessarily. I'm not
-a brand to be plucked from the burning, a sheep strayed from the fold.
-The whisky bottle wasn't my undoing and didn't make me take to the
-highway. I'm not fallen. I was always down, I guess. I hate work; I
-hate worry and trouble, slaving like a Swede all day for just enough
-money to be an everlasting cheap guy. I like leisure and time to
-develop my own soul." He waved his hand in airy imitation of James.
-
-"That's all right," said Bartlett. "But get drunk. If she can stand
-you soused, she can stand you sober. She has got to know what she's
-getting, if she decides to take you after all."
-
-The Watermelon's tired face grew a bit whiter under the tan and beard.
-He shrugged hopelessly and rose. "All right, if you say so. I hope to
-hell it will kill her love on the spot and she won't suffer for it
-afterward. I suppose it will." He started for the door and paused, one
-hand on the knob. "Shall I have it on you?" he asked with a smile.
-"I'm broke."
-
-Bartlett tossed him a bill. "Is that enough?"
-
-"Yes," said the Watermelon and slipped it into his pocket.
-
-"Have one with me before you go," said Bartlett, pushing a glass and the
-bottle across the table.
-
-The Watermelon filled his glass and raised it. "To Billy," said he.
-
-"To Billy's happiness," amended Bartlett.
-
-Maine is a prohibition state, but the Watermelon had been there before
-and knew just where and how to obtain what he was looking for. With the
-bottle in his pocket, he sought the beach and made his way up it to some
-secluded place where he could drink in peace and out of the heat of the
-sun. A sea-gull flew wheeling gracefully by to the distant cliffs, the
-waves, long, purring, foam-flecked, ran indolently up the gleaming
-sands, broke with a gurgling splash of seaweed and tumbled stones and
-ran back to meet the next one. The ocean stretched limitless before him
-and behind rose the rocks, hiding him completely from the sight of land.
-With a grunt of dissatisfaction, he sat down and drew the cork of the
-whisky bottle.
-
-As the day advanced, the sun crept around the headland until it streamed
-unchecked upon the Watermelon, sprawled, drunk and warm and dirty in the
-lee of the rocks. The combined heat of the sun and the poison he had in
-him, called by courtesy whisky, grew unbearable, and he rose in drunken
-majesty to find some cooler place. The sun would soon have thrown long
-shadows on the beach, but the Watermelon could not wait for that. He
-must get cool at once, and in the waves splashing, gurgling, laughing,
-breaking at his very feet, he found a suggestion. Where could one get
-cool if not in the sea itself? A steam yacht far away like a streak of
-white, was seen creeping slowly landward, but the Watermelon did not
-trouble about such a thing. He began to undress, solemnly, stubbornly,
-with the one thought to get cool.
-
-
-The yacht, _Mary Gloucester_, was a gay little bark, all ivory white and
-shining brass work. A brightly striped awning covered the deck, there
-were large, comfortable chairs, with many-colored pillows and ribbons
-and chintz, and daintily arranged tables to assuage one's thirst and
-offer cooling bodily comfort on a hot day.
-
-The _Mary Gloucester_ was named after a poem of Kipling's, and her owner
-was explaining this fact, ensconced gracefully, if solidly, in a
-many-cushioned chair, her feet a bit awkwardly on the rest before her, a
-fan in one hand and a small, fat, white, woolly dog on her lap, his fore
-feet on the railing, his mouth open and his tiny red tongue flapping
-moistly from between his teeth.
-
-"Whom do you love the more," asked Bertie Van Baalen, "Kipling or this
-angel child?" and Bertie sought to pull one fluffy white ear near his
-hand. But the little dog snarled angrily and snapped sharply at the
-hastily withdrawn fingers.
-
-"Ah, the duckems, naughty man shan't tease him," crooned the lady,
-slapping at Bertie with the fan, while the little dog turned again to
-the sea.
-
-"Yes, indeed, Mrs. Armitage," said Henry Bliven solemnly. "Tell us
-truthfully, whom do you love the better, Kipling or the blessed
-duckems?"
-
-"Do not hesitate or seek to spare either of their feelings," urged
-Bertie.
-
-Mrs. Armitage laughed, fat, contented, placid. "Oh, you silly boys,
-comparing a poet and a dog, a blessed little doggie."
-
-"I know it's hard on the dog," agreed Henry, gracefully launching a
-smoke wreath upward from his fat, red lips, moist like a baby's. "No
-dog would care to be compared with a thing so far beneath him as a poet,
-but all the same, are you a sport or an intellect?"
-
-"An intellect?" questioned the lady, wrinkling her brows and gazing
-puzzled at the youth in the chair beside her.
-
-"Are you, in other words," explained Henry, "of intellectual or sporting
-tendencies?"
-
-"Think," warned Bertie, "before you answer. Kipling, a great poet,
-author of sentiments that will stir mankind for all ages, sentiments
-that will ennoble, strengthen--"
-
-"Do you know," confessed the widow with the gleeful naiveté of a child,
-"I like Kipling because he's so bad. He says such wicked things." She
-nodded and glanced audaciously from one youth to the other.
-
-Henry reached wearily for his glass on the table beside him and Bertie
-Van Baalen sighed heavily. "You women! You make us bad. Don't you know
-you do? You want us bad, so we are--anything to please you beauteous
-creatures."
-
-"I don't want you _men_ bad, just poets," explained the widow, fanning
-herself slowly, cheerfully.
-
-Henry waved the digression aside. "Now, tell us frankly, truthfully,
-black and blue, cross your heart, do you prefer a small, dyspeptic,
-overfed, snapping bundle of cotton wool which is, for the sake of
-euphemism, called a dog, to one of the greatest minds of the day?"
-
-"Yes," said Bertie. "Suppose we sat here now, and you had the blessed
-angel, mother's pet, and one volume of Kipling complete, the only book
-of his in the world, and the only one there could ever be, the only book
-in which we could hand on to our children and our children's children
-such sublime thoughts, the only book, mind you, and if you had to throw
-one or the other overboard, a piece of sticking plaster or the greatest
-poet of modern times, which would it be?"
-
-"If I threw my blessed pet over, would you go after him, Bertie?"
-demanded the widow, to whose mind a question of grave import had just
-presented itself. "Henry, would you? You know how I love my dainty
-little kitty kit, would you save him from cruel death for me? For my
-sake?"
-
-"No harm," said Henry with feeling, "shall befall the angel child while
-I live to protect it--her--him."
-
-"For your sake," said Bertie, "I would die."
-
-"Then," said the widow placidly, "I would sacrifice my own for the sake
-of posterity. For you would rescue him for me and you wouldn't an old
-book."
-
-"Ah, no," protested Bertie, "that was not our proposition. Neither the
-book nor the latest thing in worsted--"
-
-There was a splash, a gurgle and a horrified scream from the widow, as
-with a sudden lurch of the boat, the little dog lost his balance and
-fell overboard.
-
-"Oh, my precious, my lamb," cried the widow. "Bertie, save him for me."
-
-"Yes, yes," declared Bertie, hanging over the rail and watching the
-struggling dog in the water below. "Yes, yes, certainly."
-
-"Henry," pleaded the widow. "If you love me--"
-
-"Trust me," said Henry soothingly, hiding a gleam of satisfaction in his
-mild blue eyes. "I will have the boat stopped."
-
-The widow's daughter and chaperon appeared in the companionway, flushed
-and sleepy. "Mama, what _is_ the matter?"
-
-"Caroline, my precious lamb," and the widow motioned dramatically
-seaward. "Henry, you said--"
-
-"I will," said Henry. "I will have the boat stopped."
-
-"I will do that," cried the widow. "You jump overboard and save him."
-
-Caroline yawned and raised her soft white hands to her tumbled hair.
-"Do save him, Bertie, I'm not equal to the task of comforting mama, just
-now."
-
-Bertie looked at his immaculate yachting clothes and hesitated.
-
-"Ah, you do not love me," cried the widow. "Oh, my baby, my own."
-
-"I love you so," said Bertie solemnly, "I refuse to leave you in your
-grief even for a moment."
-
-A long white arm shot over the crest of a tumbled wave and was followed
-by a man's head and long, thin body. The man swam well and quickly and
-was making straight for the now swimming dog.
-
-"A rescue, a rescue," cried Henry, and added softly to himself, "Oh,
-poppycock!"
-
-
-
-
- *CHAPTER XXV*
-
- *AS HE SAID HE WOULD*
-
-
-The widow leaned far over the side. "Oh," said she, "the man is naked."
-
-"As truth," agreed Bertie. "You might retire, you know."
-
-"I won't look," promised the widow, turning her back and peering over
-her shoulder. "But is he near my lamb now? Will he, can he save him?"
-
-"Unfortunately, yes, mama," said Caroline.
-
-Bertie and Henry leaned over the rail and watched the rescue, the long,
-easy strokes of the swimmer and the amusement on his face as a wave
-carried the struggling dog within reach and he grabbed the little woolly
-back.
-
-"Saved!" cried Bertie, and turned just in time to grab Mrs. Armitage,
-who was also turning to see over the rail, by her fat shoulders and
-whirl her around again. "Safe, dear lady, but look the other way. Our
-hero is clothed in the seafoam and his own nobility, nothing else."
-
-Henry was already disappearing down the companionway, the yacht was
-stopping and the crew standing by on the lower deck to lend assistance
-to rescued and rescuer.
-
-The evening was warm and sultry. What little breeze there had been
-during the day had gone down with the sun, while the ocean heaved and
-moaned in long, green swells and ran softly whispering up the beach and
-splashed against the rocks with hardly a flake of foam. The sun,
-sinking behind the hills, cast long orange and pink streaks across the
-waves, and turned the small white clouds overhead a dainty, rosy mass of
-drifting color.
-
-Bartlett and Billy strolled down the winding street of the little
-seaside town, out on the pier and stood idly waiting for the evening
-mailboat to arrive. Henrietta and the general were coming on the
-evening boat to spend the autumn in a small cottage which the general
-was pleased to call his "shooting-box." But Bartlett's pleasure at
-seeing Henrietta once more was mingled with worry and uneasiness over
-Billy and the Watermelon. He smoked thoughtfully and watched Billy
-warily, tenderly. She leaned against a pile and gazed over the vast
-unrest of the ocean to the distant horizon, with dreaming, unfathomable
-eyes. Bartlett knew of whom she was thinking, whom waiting for more and
-more eagerly every day now as August drew to a close and still he did
-not come. But this evening he had come, he was in the same
-neighborhood, drunk and probably hungry. When they met, as they must
-and that shortly, would he make a scene, become loud-mouthed, foul,
-abusive? It would be hard on Billy, and Bartlett wished vainly that he
-could spare her. But it was best that she should know, should
-understand fully and with a sudden quick cut it would be over with, the
-June madness when one is young and pretty and care-free. Billy would
-read her folly in the bleared eyes of a shiftless fool. Yet the boy was
-clever in getting out of a tight place, and Bartlett admired cleverness
-intensely, not being slow himself when it came to a hard bargain. The
-boy had gentle blood in his veins, too, more's the pity. It was simply
-a case of a good family gone to seed. Poor little Billy and her puppy
-love! A most unfortunate affair, the whole mistaken, unhappy business!
-
-"There comes the _Mary Gloucester_," said Billy, breaking into his
-thoughts. She nodded toward the yacht, steaming majestically around the
-headland, pennons gaily waving and the bright awning a splash of color
-in the afterglow.
-
-"The _Mary Gloucester_," chuckled Bartlett. "That woman hasn't the sense
-of her ugly little poodle dog."
-
-"I know," said Billy, "that is why I have always been so afraid of her."
-
-"Why afraid of her?"
-
-"For a mother," explained Billy unfortunately, but characteristically
-saying the wrong thing.
-
-Bartlett flushed. "You just admitted that she was a fool. Do you think
-I would marry that kind of a woman?"
-
-"Men always do," said Billy. "A fool's bad enough, but a fool and money
-are simply irresistible."
-
-"You know too much for your age," said Bartlett coldly.
-
-"I don't exactly know it," blundered Billy. "I just see it."
-
-"Billy, have you ever seen me--"
-
-"Yes, father. That night in the pavilion at the Ainsleys'--"
-
-"That will do, Billy."
-
-Billy was hurt. "I don't mean to be nasty, father; but you asked me--"
-
-"There comes the mail boat," interrupted Bartlett firmly.
-
-Billy looked at it and sighed. It was the last of August and Jeroboam
-Martin had not come. Had he forgotten her in two short months?
-
-Bartlett laid his hand tenderly on her shoulder. "Forget him, girlie.
-He's not worthy of you."
-
-"He said he would come," whispered Billy.
-
-"If he doesn't, dear, you have me. We have stood together through
-everything for eighteen years and will stand, still, eh, Billy?"
-
-Billy bent her head and rubbed her cheek against the hand on her
-shoulder with a half laugh and a half sob.
-
-With the first sight of the smoke on the horizon, heralding the approach
-of the principal event of the day, the arrival of the evening mail, a
-crowd had begun to gather, the usual motley crowd of a summer resort on
-the coast. Townspeople hung indifferently on the outskirts, while the
-summer visitors, in dainty dresses and baggy trousers, sun-burnt,
-jovial, indefatigable, pressed to the front. The hum of talk and
-laughter grew as the crowd grew, good-natured, meaningless chatter. The
-sight of the _Mary Gloucester_, steaming gracefully into port, was
-greeted with a gay flutter of handkerchiefs and straw hats, and Billy
-and Bartlett, standing where the yacht would dock, were soon the center
-of the laughing, merry crowd, ready and eager to welcome home the stout
-widow, her unfortunate chaperon and the two "supplements," as a village
-wag called the fat Henry and the slim Bertie.
-
-As the yacht drew near, the widow's corpulent form was seen by the rail,
-on one side a tall youth, and on the other, two, side by side and
-apparently in no very good humor.
-
-"Three, by George," cried Blatts, a prosperous brewer from Milwaukee.
-"She left here with two and returns with three. Where did she get him,
-Bartlett?"
-
-But Bartlett did not answer, did not hear. The gang-plank had been
-lowered and he was watching in numb fascination, the tall youth walking
-beside the widow, her ridiculous dog in his arms. It was Jeroboam
-Martin in an immaculate white suit of Bertie's. His hat was off and his
-hair, after the swim, gleamed soft and yellow. For the sake of the
-widow upon whose boat he found himself, he had shaved as well as he
-could with Henry's razor, and while his cheeks were smooth enough, he
-still wore a small yellow mustache and goatee. Both were brushed until
-they shone like his hair and they lent a fascinating and distinctly
-foreign air to his long, thin, clever face. In his arms was the little
-dog with its enormous bow of sky-blue ribbon.
-
-Bartlett wondered if he were going mad and seeing things that were not
-so. At two, or thereabouts, he had seen Martin, dirty, shabby, tired,
-and had given him money on which to get drunk. At seven, a yacht, which
-had not been in Westhaven for over a week, carefully deposits the youth,
-clean, fresh, well-dressed at his very side. Was he mad?
-
-Billy, too, had seen, but did not wonder. She knew he was a tramp, for
-he had said he was, but she never thought of him or pictured him other
-than well-dressed, well-cared for, gently blasé and a bit languid. She
-looked at him now over the heads of the intervening crowd and her heart
-did not question how he came there, only rushed out to him with the
-gladness in her eyes, the joyous smile on her parted lips. He had said
-he would come, and there he was. Further she did not question. Their
-eyes met over the heads of the people, eager questioning in his, joyful
-answer in hers.
-
-Hastily he dropped the pup with the sky-blue bow upon the wharf, among
-the plebeian feet there assembled, and reaching Billy's side through the
-crowd, grabbed both small hands and stood laughing down at her.
-
-[Illustration: And stood laughing down at her]
-
-"Billy," he whispered, "Oh, you Billy."
-
-There was, there must be some explanation, Bartlett told himself
-desperately. It could not be that this was not Martin? Bartlett had
-not slept with the youth for nearly a week without being pretty familiar
-with the long lank form, the thin, careless face. And it was equally
-impossible that the forlorn piece of humanity who had stood that
-afternoon in the drawing-room and inquired for Billy was not Martin.
-They were one and the same and once more he and Billy had met on equal
-footing. To ask the boy again to get drunk was an absurdity.
-
-"I suppose I can give him a job where he won't have much more to do than
-draw his pay," thought Bartlett, hopelessly, dazedly.
-
-The Watermelon dropped Billy's hands and turned to her father in
-well-bred greeting, but their eyes met and in the Watermelon's was grim
-defiance. He had seen Billy again and nothing could part them now. All
-his humility and repentance had gone, and in their place was his
-old-time arrogance and sublime self-assurance. Fate in the form of a
-little white dog had brought him and Billy together again, with the
-Watermelon, still clean, still well-dressed, and to all outward
-appearances the same as the other gay youths of Billy's acquaintance.
-With head up, jaw shut, he scorned to lower himself for any one. He
-would prove himself worthy, not unworthy of Billy. Out of his
-repentance had grown his manhood. He was no nameless hobo of the great
-army of the unemployed. He was Jeroboam Martin, son of the late
-Reverend Mr. Martin, in temporary financial embarrassment that could be
-soon remedied. He would work for Billy and they would be happy on his
-wages. He drew himself up and held out his hand. Bartlett could take
-it or not as he pleased. The Watermelon had sought or desired no man's
-favor, and Jeroboam Martin would not stoop to do so.
-
-For one second the two stared at each other grimly, square jaws shut,
-lips unsmiling, then Bartlett's hand shot forth and he clasped the
-Watermelon's.
-
-"Ah, Martin," said he, "how are you, boy?"
-
-And still holding him by the hand, he patted the Watermelon on his arm,
-jovially. After all he liked the boy, and right or wrong, wise or
-foolish, fate was against any other action, fate in the form of a
-half-drowned poodle dog.
-
-The Watermelon rested his arm on Bartlett's shoulder with boyish
-affection. "Say, Bartlett," said he in a low voice, "I got drunk,
-honest to rights. But it was so blamed hot, I cooled off in the ocean
-before I knew what I was about and that sobered me up again. Then I saw
-something fall from the yacht and I thought it was a kid from the noise
-they were making, not just a pup. I swam out to help and of course they
-hauled me on board, and now the widow is planning to marry me."
-
-Bartlett roared. "Say, boy, er--er--maybe you need a loan until I can
-see about that job for you."
-
-Once more their eyes met and this time in complete and tender accord.
-
-"You're all right," whispered the Watermelon, his face softening. "And
-don't you worry about Billy," he added, "I'll take care of her."
-
-
-
-
- THE END
-
-
-
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