summaryrefslogtreecommitdiff
path: root/44979-h/44979-h.html
diff options
context:
space:
mode:
Diffstat (limited to '44979-h/44979-h.html')
-rw-r--r--44979-h/44979-h.html10715
1 files changed, 0 insertions, 10715 deletions
diff --git a/44979-h/44979-h.html b/44979-h/44979-h.html
deleted file mode 100644
index 183f811..0000000
--- a/44979-h/44979-h.html
+++ /dev/null
@@ -1,10715 +0,0 @@
-<?xml version='1.0' encoding='utf-8'?>
-<!DOCTYPE html PUBLIC '-//W3C//DTD XHTML 1.1//EN' 'http://www.w3.org/TR/xhtml11/DTD/xhtml11.dtd'>
-<html xmlns="http://www.w3.org/1999/xhtml" xml:lang="en" lang="en">
-<head>
-<meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8" />
-<meta name="generator" content="Docutils 0.11: http://docutils.sourceforge.net/" />
-<style type="text/css">
-/*
-Project Gutenberg common docutils stylesheet.
-
-This stylesheet contains styles common to HTML and EPUB. Put styles
-that are specific to HTML and EPUB into their relative stylesheets.
-
-:Author: Marcello Perathoner (webmaster@gutenberg.org)
-:Copyright: This stylesheet has been placed in the public domain.
-
-This stylesheet is based on:
-
- :Author: David Goodger (goodger@python.org)
- :Copyright: This stylesheet has been placed in the public domain.
-
- Default cascading style sheet for the HTML output of Docutils.
-
-*/
-
-/* ADE 1.7.2 chokes on !important and throws all css out. */
-
-/* FONTS */
-
-.italics { font-style: italic }
-.no-italics { font-style: normal }
-
-.bold { font-weight: bold }
-.no-bold { font-weight: normal }
-
-.small-caps { } /* Epub needs italics */
-.gesperrt { } /* Epub needs italics */
-.antiqua { font-style: italic } /* what else can we do ? */
-.monospaced { font-family: monospace }
-
-.smaller { font-size: smaller }
-.larger { font-size: larger }
-
-.xx-small { font-size: xx-small }
-.x-small { font-size: x-small }
-.small { font-size: small }
-.medium { font-size: medium }
-.large { font-size: large }
-.x-large { font-size: x-large }
-.xx-large { font-size: xx-large }
-
-.text-transform-uppercase { text-transform: uppercase }
-.text-transform-lowercase { text-transform: lowercase }
-.text-transform-none { text-transform: none }
-
-.red { color: red }
-.green { color: green }
-.blue { color: blue }
-.yellow { color: yellow }
-.white { color: white }
-.gray { color: gray }
-.black { color: black }
-
-/* ALIGN */
-
-.left { text-align: left }
-.justify { text-align: justify }
-.center { text-align: center; text-indent: 0 }
-.centerleft { text-align: center; text-indent: 0 }
-.right { text-align: right; text-indent: 0 }
-
-/* LINE HEIGHT */
-
-body { line-height: 1.5 }
-p { margin: 0;
- text-indent: 2em }
-
-/* PAGINATION */
-
-.title, .subtitle { page-break-after: avoid }
-
-.container, .title, .subtitle, #pg-header
- { page-break-inside: avoid }
-
-/* SECTIONS */
-
-body { text-align: justify }
-
-p.pfirst, p.noindent {
- text-indent: 0
-}
-
-.boxed { border: 1px solid black; padding: 1em }
-.topic, .note { margin: 5% 0; border: 1px solid black; padding: 1em }
-div.section { clear: both }
-
-div.line-block { margin: 1.5em 0 } /* same leading as p */
-div.line-block.inner { margin: 0 0 0 10% }
-div.line { margin-left: 20%; text-indent: -20%; }
-.line-block.noindent div.line { margin-left: 0; text-indent: 0; }
-
-hr.docutils { margin: 1.5em 40%; border: none; border-bottom: 1px solid black; }
-div.transition { margin: 1.5em 0 }
-
-.vfill, .vspace { border: 0px solid white }
-
-.title { margin: 1.5em 0 }
-.title.with-subtitle { margin-bottom: 0 }
-.subtitle { margin: 1.5em 0 }
-
-/* header font style */
-/* http://dev.w3.org/csswg/css3-fonts/#propdef-font-size */
-
-h1.title { font-size: 200%; } /* for book title only */
-h2.title, p.subtitle.level-1 { font-size: 150%; margin-top: 4.5em; margin-bottom: 2em }
-h3.title, p.subtitle.level-2 { font-size: 120%; margin-top: 2.25em; margin-bottom: 1.25em }
-h4.title, p.subtitle.level-3 { font-size: 100%; margin-top: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 1.5em; font-weight: bold; }
-h5.title, p.subtitle.level-4 { font-size: 89%; margin-top: 1.87em; margin-bottom: 1.69em; font-style: italic; }
-h6.title, p.subtitle.level-5 { font-size: 60%; margin-top: 3.5em; margin-bottom: 2.5em }
-
-/* title page */
-
-h1.title, p.subtitle.level-1,
-h2.title, p.subtitle.level-2 { text-align: center }
-
-#pg-header,
-h1.document-title { margin: 10% 0 5% 0 }
-p.document-subtitle { margin: 0 0 5% 0 }
-
-/* PG header and footer */
-#pg-machine-header { }
-#pg-produced-by { }
-
-li.toc-entry { list-style-type: none }
-ul.open li, ol.open li { margin-bottom: 1.5em }
-
-.attribution { margin-top: 1.5em }
-
-.example-rendered {
- margin: 1em 5%; border: 1px dotted red; padding: 1em; background-color: #ffd }
-.literal-block.example-source {
- margin: 1em 5%; border: 1px dotted blue; padding: 1em; background-color: #eef }
-
-/* DROPCAPS */
-
-/* BLOCKQUOTES */
-
-blockquote { margin: 1.5em 10% }
-
-blockquote.epigraph { }
-
-blockquote.highlights { }
-
-div.local-contents { margin: 1.5em 10% }
-
-div.abstract { margin: 3em 10% }
-div.image { margin: 1.5em 0 }
-div.caption { margin: 1.5em 0 }
-div.legend { margin: 1.5em 0 }
-
-.hidden { display: none }
-
-.invisible { visibility: hidden; color: white } /* white: mozilla print bug */
-
-a.toc-backref {
- text-decoration: none ;
- color: black }
-
-dl.docutils dd {
- margin-bottom: 0.5em }
-
-div.figure { margin-top: 3em; margin-bottom: 3em }
-
-img { max-width: 100% }
-
-div.footer, div.header {
- clear: both;
- font-size: smaller }
-
-div.sidebar {
- margin: 0 0 0.5em 1em ;
- border: medium outset ;
- padding: 1em ;
- background-color: #ffffee ;
- width: 40% ;
- float: right ;
- clear: right }
-
-div.sidebar p.rubric {
- font-family: sans-serif ;
- font-size: medium }
-
-ol.simple, ul.simple { margin: 1.5em 0 }
-
-ol.toc-list, ul.toc-list { padding-left: 0 }
-ol ol.toc-list, ul ul.toc-list { padding-left: 5% }
-
-ol.arabic {
- list-style: decimal }
-
-ol.loweralpha {
- list-style: lower-alpha }
-
-ol.upperalpha {
- list-style: upper-alpha }
-
-ol.lowerroman {
- list-style: lower-roman }
-
-ol.upperroman {
- list-style: upper-roman }
-
-p.credits {
- font-style: italic ;
- font-size: smaller }
-
-p.label {
- white-space: nowrap }
-
-p.rubric {
- font-weight: bold ;
- font-size: larger ;
- color: maroon ;
- text-align: center }
-
-p.sidebar-title {
- font-family: sans-serif ;
- font-weight: bold ;
- font-size: larger }
-
-p.sidebar-subtitle {
- font-family: sans-serif ;
- font-weight: bold }
-
-p.topic-title, p.admonition-title {
- font-weight: bold }
-
-pre.address {
- margin-bottom: 0 ;
- margin-top: 0 ;
- font: inherit }
-
-.literal-block, .doctest-block {
- margin-left: 2em ;
- margin-right: 2em; }
-
-span.classifier {
- font-family: sans-serif ;
- font-style: oblique }
-
-span.classifier-delimiter {
- font-family: sans-serif ;
- font-weight: bold }
-
-span.interpreted {
- font-family: sans-serif }
-
-span.option {
- white-space: nowrap }
-
-span.pre {
- white-space: pre }
-
-span.problematic {
- color: red }
-
-span.section-subtitle {
- /* font-size relative to parent (h1..h6 element) */
- font-size: 100% }
-
-table { margin-top: 1.5em; margin-bottom: 1.5em; border-spacing: 0 }
-table.align-left, table.align-right { margin-top: 0 }
-
-table.table { border-collapse: collapse; }
-
-table.table.hrules-table thead { border: 1px solid black; border-width: 2px 0 0 }
-table.table.hrules-table tbody { border: 1px solid black; border-width: 2px 0 }
-table.table.hrules-rows tr { border: 1px solid black; border-width: 0 0 1px }
-table.table.hrules-rows tr.last { border-width: 0 }
-table.table.hrules-rows td,
-table.table.hrules-rows th { padding: 1ex 1em; vertical-align: middle }
-
-table.table tr { border-width: 0 }
-table.table td,
-table.table th { padding: 0.5ex 1em }
-table.table tr.first td { padding-top: 1ex }
-table.table tr.last td { padding-bottom: 1ex }
-table.table tr.first th { padding-top: 1ex }
-table.table tr.last th { padding-bottom: 1ex }
-
-
-table.citation {
- border-left: solid 1px gray;
- margin-left: 1px }
-
-table.docinfo {
- margin: 3em 4em }
-
-table.docutils { }
-
-div.footnote-group { margin: 1em 0 }
-table.footnote td.label { width: 2em; text-align: right; padding-left: 0 }
-
-table.docutils td, table.docutils th,
-table.docinfo td, table.docinfo th {
- padding: 0 0.5em;
- vertical-align: top }
-
-table.docutils th.field-name, table.docinfo th.docinfo-name {
- font-weight: bold ;
- text-align: left ;
- white-space: nowrap ;
- padding-left: 0 }
-
-/* used to remove borders from tables and images */
-.borderless, table.borderless td, table.borderless th {
- border: 0 }
-
-table.borderless td, table.borderless th {
- /* Override padding for "table.docutils td" with "!important".
- The right padding separates the table cells. */
- padding: 0 0.5em 0 0 } /* FIXME: was !important */
-
-h1 tt.docutils, h2 tt.docutils, h3 tt.docutils,
-h4 tt.docutils, h5 tt.docutils, h6 tt.docutils {
- font-size: 100% }
-
-ul.auto-toc {
- list-style-type: none }
-</style>
-<style type="text/css">
-/*
-Project Gutenberg HTML docutils stylesheet.
-
-This stylesheet contains styles specific to HTML.
-*/
-
-/* FONTS */
-
-/* em { font-style: normal }
-strong { font-weight: normal } */
-
-.small-caps { font-variant: small-caps }
-.gesperrt { letter-spacing: 0.1em }
-
-/* ALIGN */
-
-.align-left { clear: left;
- float: left;
- margin-right: 1em }
-
-.align-right { clear: right;
- float: right;
- margin-left: 1em }
-
-.align-center { margin-left: auto;
- margin-right: auto }
-
-div.shrinkwrap { display: table; }
-
-/* SECTIONS */
-
-body { margin: 5% 10% 5% 10% }
-
-/* compact list items containing just one p */
-li p.pfirst { margin-top: 0; margin-bottom: 0 }
-
-.first { margin-top: 0 !important;
- text-indent: 0 !important }
-.last { margin-bottom: 0 !important }
-
-span.dropcap { float: left; margin: 0 0.1em 0 0; line-height: 1 }
-img.dropcap { float: left; margin: 0 0.5em 0 0; max-width: 25% }
-span.dropspan { font-variant: small-caps }
-
-.no-page-break { page-break-before: avoid !important }
-
-/* PAGINATION */
-
-.pageno { position: absolute; right: 95%; font: medium sans-serif; text-indent: 0 }
-.pageno:after { color: gray; content: '[' attr(title) ']' }
-.lineno { position: absolute; left: 95%; font: medium sans-serif; text-indent: 0 }
-.lineno:after { color: gray; content: '[' attr(title) ']' }
-.toc-pageref { float: right }
-
-@media screen {
- .coverpage, .frontispiece, .titlepage, .verso, .dedication, .plainpage
- { margin: 10% 0; }
-
- div.clearpage, div.cleardoublepage
- { margin: 10% 0; border: none; border-top: 1px solid gray; }
-
- .vfill { margin: 5% 10% }
-}
-
-@media print {
- div.clearpage { page-break-before: always; padding-top: 10% }
- div.cleardoublepage { page-break-before: right; padding-top: 10% }
-
- .vfill { margin-top: 20% }
- h2.title { margin-top: 20% }
-}
-
-/* DIV */
-pre { font-family: monospace; font-size: 0.9em; white-space: pre-wrap }
-
-</style>
-<title>THE SECRET MEMOIRS OF BERTHA KRUPP</title>
-<meta name="PG.Rights" content="Public Domain" />
-<meta name="PG.Title" content="The Secret Memoirs of Bertha Krupp" />
-<meta name="PG.Producer" content="Al Haines" />
-<link rel="coverpage" href="images/img-cover.jpg" />
-<meta name="DC.Creator" content="Henry W. Fischer" />
-<meta name="DC.Created" content="1916" />
-<meta name="PG.Id" content="44979" />
-<meta name="PG.Released" content="2014-02-22" />
-<meta name="DC.Language" content="en" />
-<meta name="DC.Title" content="The Secret Memoirs of Bertha Krupp" />
-
-<link href="http://purl.org/dc/terms/" rel="schema.DCTERMS" />
-<link href="http://id.loc.gov/vocabulary/relators" rel="schema.MARCREL" />
-<meta content="The Secret Memoirs of Bertha Krupp" name="DCTERMS.title" />
-<meta content="bertha.rst" name="DCTERMS.source" />
-<meta content="en" scheme="DCTERMS.RFC4646" name="DCTERMS.language" />
-<meta content="2014-02-22T19:06:27.912531+00:00" scheme="DCTERMS.W3CDTF" name="DCTERMS.modified" />
-<meta content="Project Gutenberg" name="DCTERMS.publisher" />
-<meta content="Public Domain in the USA." name="DCTERMS.rights" />
-<link href="http://www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/44979" rel="DCTERMS.isFormatOf" />
-<meta content="Henry W. Fischer" name="DCTERMS.creator" />
-<meta content="2014-02-22" scheme="DCTERMS.W3CDTF" name="DCTERMS.created" />
-<meta content="width=device-width" name="viewport" />
-<meta content="EpubMaker 0.3.20 by Marcello Perathoner &lt;webmaster@gutenberg.org&gt;" name="generator" />
-</head>
-<body>
-<div class="document" id="the-secret-memoirs-of-bertha-krupp">
-<h1 class="center document-title level-1 pfirst title"><span class="x-large">THE SECRET MEMOIRS OF BERTHA KRUPP</span></h1>
-
-<!-- this is the default PG-RST stylesheet -->
-<!-- figure and image styles for non-image formats -->
-<!-- default transition -->
-<!-- default attribution -->
-<!-- -*- encoding: utf-8 -*- -->
-<div class="clearpage">
-</div>
-<!-- -*- encoding: utf-8 -*- -->
-<div class="align-None container language-en pgheader" id="pg-header" xml:lang="en" lang="en">
-<p class="noindent pfirst"><span>This eBook is for the use of anyone anywhere at no cost and with
-almost no restrictions whatsoever. You may copy it, give it away or
-re-use it under the terms of the </span><a class="reference internal" href="#project-gutenberg-license">Project Gutenberg License</a><span>
-included with this eBook or online at
-</span><a class="reference external" href="http://www.gutenberg.org/license">http://www.gutenberg.org/license</a><span>.</span></p>
-<p class="noindent pnext"></p>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 2em">
-</div>
-<div class="align-None container" id="pg-machine-header">
-<p class="noindent pfirst"><span>Title: The Secret Memoirs of Bertha Krupp
-<br />
-<br />Author: Henry W. Fischer
-<br />
-<br />Release Date: February 22, 2014 [EBook #44979]
-<br />
-<br />Language: English
-<br />
-<br />Character set encoding: UTF-8</span></p>
-</div>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 2em">
-</div>
-<p class="noindent pfirst" id="pg-start-line"><span>*** START OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK </span><span>THE SECRET MEMOIRS OF BERTHA KRUPP</span><span> ***</span></p>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 4em">
-</div>
-<p class="noindent pfirst" id="pg-produced-by"><span>Produced by Al Haines.</span></p>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 1em">
-</div>
-<p class="noindent pfirst"><span></span></p>
-</div>
-<div class="align-None container titlepage">
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 4em">
-</div>
-<p class="center pfirst"><span class="x-large">The Secret Memoirs
-<br />of Bertha Krupp</span></p>
-<p class="center pnext"><span class="large">From the Papers and Diaries of Chief
-<br />Gouvernante Baroness D'Alteville</span></p>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 2em">
-</div>
-<p class="center pfirst"><span class="medium">By</span></p>
-<p class="center pnext"><span class="large">HENRY W. FISCHER</span></p>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 3em">
-</div>
-<p class="center pfirst"><span class="medium">Author of "The Private Lives of Kaiser William II.
-<br />and His Consort," "Secret History of
-<br />the Court of Berlin,"
-<br />etc.</span></p>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 3em">
-</div>
-<p class="center pfirst"><em class="italics small">Si Krupp nobiscum, quis contra nos?</em></p>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 3em">
-</div>
-<p class="center pfirst"><span class="medium">CASSELL AND COMPANY, LTD
-<br />London, New York, Toronto and Melbourne
-<br />1916</span></p>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 4em">
-</div>
-</div>
-<div class="align-None container verso">
-<p class="center pfirst"><em class="italics small">Copyright, 1916, by Henry W. Fischer.</em></p>
-<!-- vspace: 1 -->
-<p class="center pnext"><em class="italics small">Copyrighted in England, France, Austria, Italy, Switzerland,
-<br />and all foreign countries having international copyright
-<br />arrangements with the United States; also copyright ad interim
-<br />in the United States.</em></p>
-<!-- vspace: 1 -->
-<p class="center pnext"><em class="italics small">All rights reserved, including those of translation, Cinematograph
-<br />rights, Dramatic rights, and so forth.</em></p>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 4em">
-</div>
-</div>
-<p class="center pfirst"><span class="bold large">CONTENTS</span></p>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 2em">
-</div>
-<p class="noindent pfirst"><span class="small">CHAPTER</span></p>
-<ol class="arabic simple">
-<li><p class="first noindent pfirst"><a class="reference internal" href="#under-the-war-lord-s-thumb">Under the War Lord's Thumb</a></p>
-</li>
-<li><p class="first noindent pfirst"><a class="reference internal" href="#weaving-the-toils-round-bertha-krupp">Weaving the Toils Round Bertha Krupp</a></p>
-</li>
-<li><p class="first noindent pfirst"><a class="reference internal" href="#a-mother-s-reflections">A Mother's Reflections</a></p>
-</li>
-<li><p class="first noindent pfirst"><a class="reference internal" href="#bertha-krupp-war-lady-asserts-herself">Bertha Krupp, War Lady, Asserts Herself</a></p>
-</li>
-<li><p class="first noindent pfirst"><a class="reference internal" href="#how-the-war-lady-was-cajoled">How the War Lady was Cajoled</a></p>
-</li>
-<li><p class="first noindent pfirst"><a class="reference internal" href="#fraulein-krupp-invited-to-court">Fraulein Krupp Invited to Court</a></p>
-</li>
-<li><p class="first noindent pfirst"><a class="reference internal" href="#in-the-crown-prince-s-private-room">In the Crown Prince's Private Room</a></p>
-</li>
-<li><p class="first noindent pfirst"><a class="reference internal" href="#stories-of-court-life">Stories of Court Life</a></p>
-</li>
-<li><p class="first noindent pfirst"><a class="reference internal" href="#what-the-maid-saw-and-heard">What the Maid Saw and Heard</a></p>
-</li>
-<li><p class="first noindent pfirst"><a class="reference internal" href="#the-entangling-of-archduke-franz-ferdinand">The Entangling of Archduke Franz Ferdinand</a></p>
-</li>
-<li><p class="first noindent pfirst"><a class="reference internal" href="#the-crown-prince-on-a-lark">The Crown Prince on a Lark</a></p>
-</li>
-<li><p class="first noindent pfirst"><a class="reference internal" href="#the-fortune-teller-sees-bertha-in-a-haze-of-blood">The Fortune Teller sees Bertha in a Haze of Blood</a></p>
-</li>
-<li><p class="first noindent pfirst"><a class="reference internal" href="#we-will-divide-the-world-between-us">"We will Divide the World Between Us"</a></p>
-</li>
-<li><p class="first noindent pfirst"><a class="reference internal" href="#getting-even-with-the-war-lord">Getting Even with the War Lord</a></p>
-</li>
-<li><p class="first noindent pfirst"><a class="reference internal" href="#auntie-majesty-and-bertha">"Auntie Majesty" and Bertha</a></p>
-</li>
-<li><p class="first noindent pfirst"><a class="reference internal" href="#how-franz-ferdinand-was-fooled">How Franz Ferdinand was Fooled</a></p>
-</li>
-<li><p class="first noindent pfirst"><a class="reference internal" href="#diamond-cut-diamond">Diamond Cut Diamond</a></p>
-</li>
-<li><p class="first noindent pfirst"><a class="reference internal" href="#a-secret-service-episode">A Secret Service Episode</a></p>
-</li>
-<li><p class="first noindent pfirst"><a class="reference internal" href="#bertha-and-franz">Bertha and Franz</a></p>
-</li>
-<li><p class="first noindent pfirst"><a class="reference internal" href="#auntie-majesty-and-her-frocks">"Auntie Majesty" and her Frocks</a></p>
-</li>
-<li><p class="first noindent pfirst"><a class="reference internal" href="#throttling-bavaria">Throttling Bavaria</a></p>
-</li>
-<li><p class="first noindent pfirst"><a class="reference internal" href="#paying-the-price">Paying the Price</a></p>
-</li>
-<li><p class="first noindent pfirst"><a class="reference internal" href="#how-von-bohlen-was-chosen">How Von Bohlen was Chosen</a></p>
-</li>
-<li><p class="first noindent pfirst"><a class="reference internal" href="#the-war-lord-s-day-in-essen">The War Lord's Day in Essen</a></p>
-</li>
-<li><p class="first noindent pfirst"><a class="reference internal" href="#a-royal-liar">A Royal Liar</a></p>
-</li>
-<li><p class="first noindent pfirst"><a class="reference internal" href="#explaining-the-day">Explaining "The Day"</a></p>
-</li>
-<li><p class="first noindent pfirst"><a class="reference internal" href="#bertha-s-wedding-day">Bertha's Wedding Day</a></p>
-</li>
-<li><p class="first noindent pfirst"><a class="reference internal" href="#a-foreshadowing-of-lusitaniaism">A Foreshadowing of "Lusitaniaism"</a></p>
-</li>
-<li><p class="first noindent pfirst"><a class="reference internal" href="#some-more-secret-history">Some More Secret History</a></p>
-</li>
-<li><p class="first noindent pfirst"><a class="reference internal" href="#browbeating-the-war-lady">Browbeating the War Lady</a></p>
-</li>
-<li><p class="first noindent pfirst"><a class="reference internal" href="#a-great-state-secret">A Great State Secret</a></p>
-</li>
-</ol>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 4em">
-</div>
-<p class="center pfirst" id="under-the-war-lord-s-thumb"><span class="bold x-large">THE SECRET MEMOIRS OF
-<br />BERTHA KRUPP</span></p>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 3em">
-</div>
-<p class="center pfirst"><em class="bold italics small">Si Krupp nobiscum, quis contra nos?</em></p>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 2em">
-</div>
-<p class="center pfirst"><span class="bold large">CHAPTER I</span></p>
-<p class="center pnext"><span class="bold medium">UNDER THE WAR LORD'S THUMB</span></p>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 2em">
-</div>
-<!-- -->
-<blockquote>
-<div>
-<p class="pfirst"><span>The Real War Lord—Putting on the Screw—The Kaiser's
-Plot Revealed—Disinheriting the Baroness—A
-Startler for the War Lord—Bertha to be Sole
-Heiress—Frederick Makes His Will—The War Lord
-Loses his Temper—A Base Suggestion</span></p>
-</div>
-</blockquote>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 2em">
-</div>
-<p class="pfirst"><span>On a bright August day of 1902 the neighbourhood
-of Villa Huegel, overlooking the forest of
-smoke-stacks, cranes, masts and other erections that
-silhouette the town of Essen, was like an armed
-camp. Its master, Frederick Krupp, cannon
-king and war promoter, while not entitled to
-household troops, has an army of firemen as large
-as the contingent of the mighty potentate of
-Reuss-Greiz-Schleiz-Lobenstein, and this was
-pre-eminently the season and hour of military display.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The Krupp warriors resemble Prussian infantry
-in dress. In discipline and aggressiveness they
-are second to none serving under the eye of the
-"All Highest," as the Kaiser fondly calls himself.
-Give their master a dark look as he passes, and
-one or more of them will pounce upon you and
-pound you to jelly before you can say Jack Robinson;
-reach for your handkerchief or pencil in your
-back trouser-pocket, where a revolver might be,
-and they will spit you on their fire-axe.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>To-day Krupp firemen were everywhere. They
-lined the roads, guarded crossings and bridges,
-looked up at every window, sentinelled gates and
-doors. They were posted, too, in the tree-tops
-and on telegraph and signal posts, while indoors,
-along the corridors of the villa, you met them at
-every turn. Right royal arrangement that! Yet
-why at Huegel?</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>On this particular day Essen was alive with
-colour. Hussars in green and silver—the
-Düsseldorf brand—galloping round and round the villa
-circuit, kept their eyes keenly alert for suspicious
-characters; in Essen, indeed, every stranger is
-looked upon as a double-crossed suspect. Dragoons
-were there, too, from East Prussia, to watch the
-hussars, for one never knows, you know. And, of
-course, there were bodyguards—white tunic and
-breeches, black cuirass and silver helmet,
-surmounted by the "bird of poisonous glare," as
-Heine described the Imperial eagle. Many other
-uniforms, too—uhlans, chasseurs, mounted
-infantry for the War Lord likes to strut abroad to
-the tune and clank of a variety of arms. He would
-have horse marines if he were not so deadly afraid
-of Mr. Punch.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Before the library door of the Villa Huegel two
-giant cuirassiers, sabre in hand, revolver in belt,
-dull men and dangerous, of the sort that always
-do their duty not as they see it, but as their
-superior officer sees it.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Suppose that earthling orders a death-dealing
-blow for anyone attempting to enter the room
-under guard. It follows, as a matter of course,
-that the person is a dead man or dead woman, or
-maybe a dead child—militarism rampant, but
-discipline triumphant! Who cares for a corpse
-more or less?</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>A much-bedizened personage is standing in the
-centre of the high-ceilinged, wainscoted room. A
-gewgawed War Lord; but how unimposing he
-looks on foot and unprepared to meet the gaze of
-admiring multitudes! He is not much taller than
-the average grocer's clerk, and until Father Time
-sprinkled his straight, wiry hair with grey was a
-decided red-pate.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The War Lord's clothes are Berlin pattern: all
-straight and right angles, like the tunics of the
-impossible marbles that spoil his Avenue of
-Victory. He wears jewellery of the kind the late
-mad King of Bavaria used to decorate his actors
-with: a watch-chain thick and strong enough to
-hold a two-year bull, a timepiece bulging like
-an alarum clock, and a profusion—or confusion—of
-gold-mounted seals and medals. But the
-finishing touch: sky-blue garters, set with rosettes of
-diamonds and pearls alternating.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>We know his public face—stern, haughty,
-cast-iron, forbidding—and his official demeanour
-has been brought home to us a thousand times and
-more in statue and photograph, in colour and
-black and white, throned, on horseback, or
-standing alone in Imperial self-glory under a purple
-canopy—he knows how to stage-manage himself
-in uniform.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The London tailor who skimped his coat in
-front, he hates with a deadly hatred, for padding,
-plenty of it, is essential to his </span><em class="italics">mise en scène</em><span>. See
-him on his well-trained, high-stepping horse, and
-you have the ideal camera subject: broad shoulders,
-prominent chest (laden with seventy-odd medals),
-strong limbs, jingling spurs, bronzed face,
-skyscraping moustachios and all.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>But in the drawing-room, and in mufti—what
-a difference! Heavy set, somewhat short-limbed,
-and the face that looks strong when framed in
-military cap or helmet now seems to possess only
-brute force.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>At this moment his left hand sought the seclusion
-of a trouser-pocket, while his right, studded
-with gems like a chorus-girl's, sawed the air with
-coarse assertiveness.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"My dear Frederick," he addressed his host,
-balancing himself on his right foot, "while you
-are here to execute my orders, all's well. But
-suppose something happened to you. You are not
-in the best of health and"—lowering his voice—"a
-careless boy. Don't deny," he added quickly
-when Frederick Krupp ventured to protest.
-"Both my Roman ambassador and our envoy at
-the Holy See heard about your peccadilloes in the
-island." The speech, begun in a bantering tone,
-terminated shrilly.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The Ironmaster alternately blushed and
-blanched. "I hope you do not believe all you
-hear," he faltered.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Never more than a third of what I'm told,"
-replied the War Lord, softening his voice; "but,
-even so, things must not be left too entirely to
-chance."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Frederick Krupp went to the window, marking
-each step for the benefit of possible listeners, then
-tiptoed to the great folding doors. He opened
-the off wing suddenly and looked out. "All's
-safe," he said, returning; "and what fine brutes
-those outside."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Fancy them?" laughed the War Lord
-jovially, for he knows how to unbend when he
-wants to carry a point. "Now to business. We
-are all liable to die almost any moment, and you,
-dear Frederick, are no more an exception to the
-rule than I am—or those brutes."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Frederick Krupp looked uncomfortable, and to
-hide his embarrassment or gain time dropped
-into courtly jargon. "And what may be your
-Majesty's pleasure?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Make a satisfactory last will, sir—a last will
-guaranteeing the Krupps' goodwill for ever and a
-day—likewise satisfactory dividends—for the chief
-stockholder, if you please."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Frederick Krupp bowed low. "Please?" he
-repeated. "Why, I lie awake nights planning
-wars for your benefit. If there were not a Persian
-Gulf, I would have invented one to pave the way
-for the little scrap with England you are aching for."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Hold your horses!" cried the War Lord.
-"That Bagdad railway must be finished first.
-What I want is a guarantee, and a most binding
-guarantee, that the Krupp works be conducted in
-all future as now, according to my Imperial will
-and pleasure, in the interest of the Fatherland
-and—our pocket," he added flippantly.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Frederick Krupp surveyed himself in the glass.
-"You talk as if I had one foot in the grave," he
-said in the careless manner of addressing a boon
-companion, or like one intimate putting things
-pleasant, or the reverse, to another. Frederick
-Krupp died in the odour of eccentricity. There
-was certainly something eccentric in his relations
-with the War Lord. But the latter tolerates
-familiarity only so long as it suits him; and,
-presently observing the clouds gather on his guest's
-brow, Frederick Krupp changed his tone.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"At your Majesty's commands, I am all ears,"
-he murmured, as, obedient to a sign from the
-Emperor, he drew up an arm-chair for him.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Sit down yourself," the Emperor ordered
-curtly, pointing to a tabouret. Then, sneeringly:
-"Your idea was——"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"To leave everything to my wife."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The War Lord slapped his knees hard, as he
-always does when excited.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"So would Herr Müller and Herr Schulze,"
-he cried, without attempting to conceal the insult.
-"Her Ladyship—chief of the Krupp works—of
-what use would the Baroness Marguerite be to </span><em class="italics">my</em><span>
-interests?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Mrs. Frederick Krupp was </span><em class="italics">née</em><span> von Ende, and
-the War Lord, always eager to use titles of
-nobility, chose to call her by her maiden name and
-style.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Frederick Krupp, who, despite his irregularities,
-was genuinely fond of his wife, moved
-uneasily on his low chair. "Your Majesty is
-pleased——"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"To have his head screwed on tightly and in
-the right place," declared the War Lord, bringing
-his fist down on a table at his elbow and making
-the Chinese ivories jump. "Now then, without
-further palaver, I don't choose to see the Baroness
-heiress of the Krupp works. She shall not control
-my interests, do you hear? nor those of the Fatherland."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The War Lord talked as if addressing a parcel
-of raw recruits. His withered left hand had
-pulled from the trouser-pocket, and was making
-spasmodic attempts to clutch the lapel of his coat.
-He has the curious taste to give this poor hand a
-liberal coating of rings, and his enormous emeralds
-seemed to gleam more poisonously than usual
-upon the cringing form of poor Frederick.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Willy," gasped the Ironmaster pleadingly.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The War Lord was not to be cajoled.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"As I said, her Ladyship gets a pension.
-Leave her as big a share of your fortune as you
-please," he added on second thought. "Yes, the
-larger the better; it will avert suspicion—I mean
-forestall criticism, of course."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"But," remonstrated Frederick, in a weak
-way, "Marguerite and I have an understanding."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Understanding," scowled the War Lord,
-brutality written all over him as if he were
-rehearsing his pretty phrase: "Those opposing me I
-smash."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>He contemplated Frederick for a while as a
-big mastiff might a King Charles before mangling
-and killing it. At last he remembered there are
-two ways in most things. "Of course," he began
-rather soothingly, "understandings among
-subjects are null and void when opposed to the
-Imperial will. Explain to Lady Marguerite with my
-compliments, if you please," the last phrase
-emphasised three times by hand cutting the air
-vertically.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Frederick Krupp, thoroughly cowed by this
-time, nodded assent. This man, used to bull-dozing
-Governments the world over, a terror before
-his board of directors, and a demigod to his
-workmen, felt a mere atom with the eyes of the War
-Lord flashing wrath and contempt upon his
-yielding self.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"I will; but what may be your Majesty's
-precise commands?" he stammered meekly.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The War Lord perceived that his victim had
-become like wax under the lash of his tongue. He
-could afford, then, to be magnanimous. "You
-forget etiquette," he replied, with a half-smile;
-"since when is it customary to question a majesty?
-Still, I am no Eulenburg" (referring to the Grand
-Marshal of the palace), "and will overlook your
-</span><em class="italics">faux-pas</em><span> this time. Listen, Frederick." He
-softened his speech with a "dear Frederick,"
-and then issued his mandate: "The Baroness
-eliminated——"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Herr Krupp raised his eyes supplicatingly, but
-the War Lord paid no attention. "Eliminated,"
-he repeated, accentuating each syllable. Then, in
-pitying style: "Too bad you haven't got a son.
-However, the Salic Law does not apply to commoners."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The Ironmaster made bold to show annoyance
-at the word. "Commoner by my own free will,"
-he protested. "Haven't I declined Earldoms and
-Dukedoms even?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"More's the pity that you remain plain
-Krupp, like a grocer or the ashman, when you
-might be Prince of Essen," cried the War Lord,
-jumping up. The Ironmaster rose as well.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Courtly usage, of course, but also a measure
-of precaution. He meant to be on hand in case
-his august guest suffered a fall, and there is always
-a possibility of that when the War Lord labours
-under excitement, for his whole left side, from
-ear to toe, is weak and liable to collapse if the full
-weight of the body is thrust suddenly upon it. As
-a rule, the War Lord remembers, but when carried
-away by passion, or for other reasons loses control
-of himself, he is prone to forget or even fall in a
-heap with no warning. Such a </span><em class="italics">contretemps</em><span>
-happened once at Count Dohna's, when Frederick
-was one of the house party, and long remained in
-his memory.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Visiting at Proeckelwitz in the summer of
-1891, the War Lord had deigned to be pleased
-with a pair of blacks. "Buy two more of them
-for a four-in-hand, as befits the Sovereign," he
-said to his host.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The hint, dropped with charming German
-delicacy, was a command, of course, and a year
-later, in June, the War Lord started for the castle
-in right royal style; but he did not get far that
-way, since the four-in-hand shied and bolted when
-the villagers burst into patriotic song, to the
-waving of a thousand and one flags. As an
-eye-witness put it: The leaders rose on their hind legs,
-the cross pieces came loose and began knocking
-against their pasterns, and off they were at a
-furious rate. Count Dohna let the reins of the
-runaways slip, and hung the more heavily on to
-those of the shaft horses, who were trying to follow
-the others. He let the blacks run for a while but
-without losing control, and as they were about to
-plunge into a bed of harrows he succeeded in
-checking them.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Then, for a mile or so, he gave them a run on
-freshly ploughed ground. After that they went
-steadily.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The War Lord had put his arm around his
-host's shoulders when the horses started off, and,
-the danger past, pressed the Count's hand, but did
-not say a word. Then came the collapse. He had
-to be helped down from his seat, and took no notice
-of the greetings of the ladies awaiting him.
-Leaning upon his chasseur and Adjutant Von Moltke
-(now Field Marshal), he crept to his room, his face
-pale as death and lips compressed.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Dinner was set back an hour, but the War
-Lord had not recovered his speech when, with
-difficulties, he put his feet under the mahogany.
-His body physician, Doctor Leuthold, was sitting
-opposite the august person, and upon a sign from
-the medical man the War Lord rose from table
-after vainly trying to swallow a spoonful of soup.
-Nor did he come down to breakfast, but attended
-luncheon, still looking pale and haggard. Then,
-for the first time, he greeted the ladies of the
-house, and spoke a few words to his host; but when
-a forward young miss referred to the accident he
-bade her keep silent by an imperious gesture,
-while a tremor seemed to run through his body.
-He would not hear of hunting, and left next day
-without having fired a shot.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Frederick Krupp, remembering Proeckelwitz,
-moved as near to his Imperial guest as politeness
-permitted, ready to catch him in his arms if need
-be, but the War Lord no sooner perceived his
-intention than he became more infuriated than ever.
-"For Heaven's sake no heroics, Frederick!" he
-roared, sitting down again. "Draw up a stool and
-listen."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"One second," pleaded the Ironmaster, "I
-will set the miniature orchestrella going." He
-pressed a button, and almost simultaneously a
-music-box near the door, sheathed in tortoise-shell
-and gold bronze, began trilling out melodies, so as
-to confuse, if not obscure, conversation to possible
-listeners if it waxed overloud again.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The War Lord nodded. "Not half bad. You
-may send me one of those things to put in Bülow's
-office. There are always some Italians lurking
-about—to report to Madame la Princesse, I
-fancy—and put the W.I.R. on the box.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Well, let's get back to things," he added,
-quickly changing his tone to drill-ground clangour.
-"Madame eliminated and there being no son——"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Your Majesty desires me to leave the
-business jointly to Bertha and Barbara?" asked
-Krupp.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Are there six crown princes or one?" inquired
-the War Lord in his turn, with affected
-calmness.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"I don't follow," said Herr Krupp.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The War Lord could hardly master his impatience.
-Still more raising his voice, he demanded
-abruptly: "Is Prussia to be divided into six petty
-Kingdoms when I die because I happen to have
-six sons, and a small principality besides for my
-daughter?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Herr Krupp opened his eyes wide: "Your
-Majesty wants me to disinherit one of my
-children?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"I want you to proclaim my godchild Bertha
-Crown Princess of the Kingdom of Cannon."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"But my other daughter——"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Bertha is </span><em class="italics">my</em><span> goddaughter!" (with the
-emphasis on the "my").</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Can I ever forget the honour conferred upon
-my humble house?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"I trust not," said the War Lord, who is
-careful not to let people forget any small favours he
-may bestow.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>His brain works in fits and starts, in bounds
-and leaps, and when he wants a thing it jumps at
-once to the conclusion that his fancy is a </span><em class="italics">fait
-accompli</em><span>. Persuading Frederick had been easy
-with its bits of browbeating and flashes of cajolery.
-Now, flushed with the triumph gained, he launched
-forth the details. "Bertha, Crown Princess, trust
-me to find the right consort for her."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"She is only a child."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"The very age when she ought to be taken in
-hand and moulded." The War Lord illustrated
-the intended process by kneading the air with
-grasping fingers, his "terrible right" alternately
-pushing and squeezing, attacking, relaxing and
-coaxing, with the father looking on, terror-stricken.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Such, then, was to be the fate of his little girl:
-a vice round her white neck, spurs to her sides.
-The man before him came into the world accoutred
-to ride, and seventy millions of people his cattle!</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The jewels on the War Lord's ring-laden hand
-flashed and threatened. That twenty-carat ruby
-on his little finger meant blood, and the emerald,
-linked to it, might denote the poison-tongue eager
-to corrupt the childish mind into an instrument
-of high politics. Diamonds stand for innocence.
-There were diamonds galore. Oh, the farce of it!
-Opals, too, a rare collection, but the stone sacred
-to October tells at least an honest tale—tears.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The War Lord stripped off a gold hoop with a
-large turquoise. "Wear it in remembrance of
-this hour, dear Frederick," he said. "The
-turquoise signifies prosperity, you know."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>He walked towards one of the windows and,
-standing within its deep embrasure, pointed to the
-towering chimneys. "</span><em class="italics">My</em><span> brave guardsmen," he
-exulted, half to himself, "outposts of my Imperial
-will, avant-guard of my seven millions of warriors;
-it will be great fun, old fellows, to make you dance
-as I whistle!"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Then, with a broad smile to Frederick: "That
-being settled, the Minister of Justice shall draw
-up your testament at once. I brought him to
-Essen for that. Now, don't look frightened,
-boy. 'Last will' does not mean 'last legs.' You
-will outlive us all, I bet. Let's think of a Prince
-Consort now."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"But, as said, Bertha is much too young,"
-faltered Frederick.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Herr," staccatoed the War Lord, "I already
-had the honour to inform you that Bertha is my
-godchild—m-y g-o-d-c-h-i-l-d. Do you hear?"
-he yelled, while startled Frederick looked anxiously
-towards the door.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The War Lord took the hint and resumed
-conversational tone. "Come now," he ordered, "roll
-call. Some of our dear friends are still in the
-marriage mart." (Reflectively): "Too bad;
-Fritzie got married." Bertha's father shuddered
-at the mentioning of a certain Count, who, though
-brother-in-law of a reigning Grand Duke, was
-prisoner Number 5429 at Siegen jail, in Rhineland,
-a few years later for crimes unspeakable. In 1902,
-however, the dashing Colonel of Horse had not
-yet been publicly disgraced, and the War Lord
-launched into a panegyric of his friend. "Yes,
-indeed, Fritz would have made a first-class master
-here. Not overburdened with brains, but knows
-enough to obey orders. No humming and
-hawing for him when the War Lord has spoken.
-But the Suien girl caught him. The kind of
-son-in-law you want, Frederick."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Krupp shook his head.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"I respectfully beg to differ; none of these for
-my little girl."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"</span><em class="italics">These?</em><span>" The War Lord again raised his
-voice, but dropped into a hoarse whisper when he
-heard the officer </span><em class="italics">de jour</em><span> address the sentinels in
-the corridor. "One can't say a word without
-being overheard," he grumbled; "nearer, Frederick,
-still closer." As he continued speaking he
-laid his massive right hand on Frederick's knee and
-hissed between his teeth: "These? You forgot
-that you were referring to </span><em class="italics">my</em><span> friends."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"I did not, most assuredly I did not," returned
-the Ironmaster, disengaging himself by a swift
-movement and jumping up.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"You dare!" hissed the War Lord, again
-losing control of himself.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"I dare anything for my child!" cried Krupp,
-his face livid with rage; "and I tell you to your
-face none of your free-living friends for my
-Bertha!"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Insolence!" roared the War Lord. "Take
-a care that I don't send you to Spandau."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"I would endure Schlusselburg rather than
-suffer my child to marry one of </span><em class="italics">these</em><span>," insisted
-the Ironmaster doggedly.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The War Lord gazed at the speaker for twenty
-or more seconds, then said in a tone of command:
-"You can go. Send in Moltke" (referring to his
-adjutant, later chief of the general staff).</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>With the latter he remained closeted a quarter
-of an hour—quite a long space of time for a person
-of the War Lord's character—and it is said that he
-tried to persuade the blond giant (Moltke was
-blond and blooming then) that Krupp was a
-madman, as crazy as the Mad Hatter. Otherwise he
-would never have dared oppose his plebeian will
-against that of the supreme master. Of course
-not!</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Of Moltke's counter-arguments we know
-naught, but the War Lord's visit to Essen wound
-up with a grand banquet of sixty covers, and in the
-course of it host and Imperial guest toasted each
-other in honeyed words.</span></p>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 1em">
-</div>
-<p class="center pfirst"><span>*      *      *      *      *</span></p>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 1em">
-</div>
-<p class="pfirst"><span>Less than two months later Frederick Krupp
-died by his own hand, and Bertha Krupp—sixteen,
-homely and already prone to embonpoint—mounted
-the throne of the Cannon Kings, as the
-War Lord had willed.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>And, as he had insisted, she became automatically
-a pawn in his hand, his </span><em class="italics">alter ego</em><span> for
-destruction and misery.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Ever since his intimacy with Frederick, the
-War Lord had looked upon the Krupp plant as the
-power house for the realisation of his ambition—the
-conquest of the world; and to a very considerable
-extent Frederick had aided and abetted his
-plans by employing his genius for invention and
-business to commercialise war, and making it fit
-in with the general scheme of high finance.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Want a loan?" the Cannon King used to ask
-governments. "May we fix it for you? But first
-contract for so many quick-firing guns."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The loan being amply secured, and the quick-firers
-paid for, then the suggestion would come
-along: "Have some more Bleichroder or Meyer
-funds on top of our latest devices in man-killers." And
-so on, and so on; an endless chain.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Yet, while so eager to provide death with
-new-fangled tools wholesale, Frederick could not, or
-would not, divest himself from the shackles of
-business honesty—and his inheritance.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>He wouldn't play tricks on customers. The
-steel and work he put into guns for, say, Russia
-or Chili were as flawless and expert as in the guns
-bought by his Prussian Majesty. And that was
-the "besetting sin of Frederick," the damning
-spot on the escutcheon of their friendship, as the
-War Lord viewed it. It followed, of course, that
-when one hundred of the Tsar's Krupp guns faced
-one hundred Krupp guns of the Government of
-Berlin, they would be an even match so far as
-material went—a thing and condition in strict
-contradiction to the Potsdam maxim: "Always
-attack with superior force."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>How often the War Lord had argued with
-Frederick: Soft lining for enemy howitzers; a
-well-concealed, patched-up flaw in the barrel of
-quick-firers.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"I know no enemy, only customers," was
-Frederick's invariable rejoinder, garbed in politest
-language.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Customers! Decidedly the War Lord wanted
-customers—plenty of them, since, as we know, he
-had invested largely in Krupp stock; but to take
-customers' money was one thing, and to provide
-them with means for spoiling the War Lord's game
-was another.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>When that pistol-shot startled Villa Huegel on
-November 22nd did it portend the death-knell
-of what the War Lord called "Krupp molly-coddledom"?</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Even during Frederick Krupp's lifetime—just
-as if his early demise had been a foregone
-conclusion—technical experts of the Berlin War Office
-had been instructed to make extensive experiments
-with steel on the lines ordered by Wilhelm the
-War Lord.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The test would be the Day!</span></p>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 4em">
-</div>
-<p class="center pfirst" id="weaving-the-toils-round-bertha-krupp"><span class="bold large">CHAPTER II</span></p>
-<p class="center pnext"><span class="bold medium">WEAVING THE TOILS ROUND BERTHA KRUPP</span></p>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 2em">
-</div>
-<!-- -->
-<blockquote>
-<div>
-<p class="pfirst"><span>"Your Play Days are Over"—The Baroness Speaks
-Out—In the Grip of the Kaiser—A Room Apart</span></p>
-</div>
-</blockquote>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 2em">
-</div>
-<p class="pfirst"><span>"The makings of the true German heifer," that
-astute Frenchman, Hippolyte Taine, would have
-said of the young girl who was busy in her garden
-behind Villa Huegel on the 24th of November,
-1902. For her blooming youth was full of the
-promise of maternity—broad shoulders, budding
-figure, generous hands and feet, plenty of room
-for brains in a good-sized head. Pretty? An
-Englishman or American would hardly have
-accorded her that pleasing descriptive title, but
-comely and wholesome she was, with her air of
-intelligence and kindly eyes.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>An abominable German custom makes scarecrows
-out of children at a parent's death. So
-Bertha Krupp was garbed in severest black,
-awkwardly put together. Her very petticoats, visible
-when she bent over her flowers, were of sable
-crepe; not a bit of white or lace, though it would
-have been a relief, seeing that the young woman's
-complexion was not of the best.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Bertha—Uncle Majesty——" cried a child's
-voice from outside the house, "wants you," it
-added, coming nearer.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"To say good-bye?" called Bertha in return.
-One might have discerned an accent of relief in
-the tone of her voice.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Not yet," replied her sister, running up, as
-she tugged at Bertha's watering-can. "Adjutant
-von Moltke said something about a con-con——"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Conference, I suppose," completed the older
-girl. "Will you never learn to speak, child?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Uncle Majesty uses such big words," pleaded
-little Barbara. "Hurry, sister, he is waiting, and
-you know how crazy he gets——"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"But what have </span><em class="italics">I</em><span> got to do with him? Let
-him speak to Mamma. Tell them I am busy with
-my flowers."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Bertha!" cried a high-pitched voice from the
-direction of the villa.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Mamma," whispered the younger girl;
-"hurry up, now, or you will catch it." At the
-same moment one of the library windows in Villa
-Huegel opened, disclosing the figure of the War
-Lord, accoutred as for battle—gold lace, silver
-scarf, many-coloured ribbons, metal buttons and
-numerals. His well padded chest heaved under
-dozens of medals and decorations, his moustachios
-vied with sky-scrapers. With his bejewelled right
-hand he beckoned imperiously.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"My child, my goddaughter," he said with
-terrible emphasis when Bertha entered the room,
-breathing hard, "once and for all you must
-understand that your play-days are over; at this moment
-you enter upon the service of the State." He
-turned abruptly to Bertha's mother, adding in
-tones of command: "You will put her into long
-dresses at once, Baroness. It isn't fitting that the
-heiress of the Krupp works shows her legs like a
-peasant girl."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"But I don't want to wear long dresses, Uncle
-Majesty," pouted Bertha.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The War Lord took no notice of the childish
-protest, but looked inquiringly at Bertha's mother.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Surely in matters of dress, at least, the child's
-wishes should be consulted," said the Baroness half
-defiantly.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"But I insist," fumed the War Lord.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"And I respectfully submit that your Majesty
-must not meddle with matters of toilette in my
-house."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The War Lord pulled a high-backed, eagle-crowned
-chair of silver-gilt up to the late Cannon
-King's desk and pushed Bertha into it. It was the
-fauteuil he had once designated as "sacred to the
-All Highest person"—meaning himself, of course.
-As a rule its gold and purple upholstery had a
-white silk cover, which was removed only when
-the War Lord visited the great house.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Cardinal fashion," he said to the astonished
-child, without taking notice of his hostess's remark.
-"Cardinals, Bertha, are princes of the Roman
-Church, and each has a throne in his house. While
-the See of St. Peter is occupied, the emblem of
-power is turned to the wall. So, heretofore, this
-throne of mine was obsolete while I was away from
-Essen, but since your father, as his testament
-shows, appointed you his successor under my
-guardianship, you shall have the right and privilege
-to sit in my place. A throne for the War Lady
-while the War Lord is away!"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The bewildered child was slow to avail herself
-of the grand privilege. Shoulders bent forward,
-she wriggled to the edge, hardly touching the seat,
-while her eyes sought her mother's with mute appeal.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>However, the War Lord was determined to do
-all the talking himself. "As I pointed out, under
-Papa's will, you are sole owner of the Krupp
-business and mistress here," he declaimed, with a
-disdainful glance at the child's mother. The
-Purple-born did not scruple to exult over his
-victim before her daughter.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Happily, the young girl did not observe his
-ruthlessness, nor would she have understood her
-godfather's motive.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Mistress here," repeated the War Lord;
-"responsible to no one but God's Anointed."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Bertha, now thoroughly frightened, burst into
-tears. "Don't cry," ordered the War Lord
-brusquely. But Frau Krupp jumped to her feet,
-and, placing herself in front of the child, exclaimed
-with flaming eyes: "Such language to a little girl
-and on the day of her father's burial!"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The War Lord saw that he had gone too far.
-"Come, now," he said soothingly, "I meant
-your Uncle Majesty, of course. Uncle has always
-been kind and considerate to his little Bertha,
-hasn't he?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>He asked the Baroness to be seated, while
-he patted Bertha's shoulder and hair. "God-daughter,"
-he said softly, "be a brave girl and
-listen." And, with the child's eyes showing
-increasing bewilderment every moment, he burst
-into a panegyric of himself and his sublime mission
-on earth, such as even his dramatic collaborators,
-von Wildenbruch and Captain Lauff, had never
-conceived in their most toadying moments.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>He was on the most elaborately intimate terms
-with God, and every act of his was approved by
-"his" God beforehand. "His" God had
-appointed him vicar on earth, instrument of His
-benevolence and of His wrath.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"My child," he sermonised in accents of
-fanaticism, "think of the honour, the unheard-of
-honour in store for you; you, the offspring of
-humble parents, shall do my bidding as my God
-directs."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Bertha was stiff with astonishment, but the
-Baroness moved uneasily in her chair and was
-about to speak, when the War Lord, who
-had paused to observe the effect of his words,
-resumed:</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"The Krupp business, </span><em class="italics">your</em><span> business, my dear
-Bertha, is unlike any other in the world. All other
-manufacturers and merchants cater to the material
-welfare of man, more or less; the Krupp works
-alone are destined to traffic in human life for God's
-greater glory and at His behest.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"For fourteen years God has listened to my
-prayers for peace; for fourteen long years I have
-beseeched Him, morning, noon and night, in every
-crisis that arose throughout the world to permit me
-to keep my sword sheathed—God's sword. But
-all these years myself and your father, Bertha,
-have kept our powder dry, never relaxing armed
-preparedness, doubling it rather, to be ready for
-God's first bugle-call."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>And so the blasphemous vaingloryings went on.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The War Lord strode over to the long wall
-of the room, dragging his sword over the marble
-floor and giving his spurs and medals an extra
-shake. He pushed a button, whereupon an
-illuminated map of Europe shot into a frame
-where, a second before, a Watteau shepherdess
-had impersonated </span><em class="italics">les fêtes galantes du Roi</em><span>.
-Drawing the sword, he delineated with its point
-the Central Empires, the Italian boot-leg, and
-Turkey's European possessions. Then he
-double-crossed France, Russia and Great Britain. "The
-enemy!" he cried. "Enemies of German
-greatness, of German expansion, of German
-</span><em class="italics">kultur</em><span>—therefore, enemies of the God of the Germans and
-of mine.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"But with your help I will smash them, pound
-them into a jelly, Bertha."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>As if overcome by horror, the child glided from
-the impromptu throne of the self-appointed </span><em class="italics">Godgeissel</em><span>
-(the Lord's scourge) to the rug, and buried
-her face in her mother's lap.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Uncle Majesty," she sobbed, "you mean to
-say that I must help you make war? The
-Commandment says, 'Thou shalt not kill.'"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"But the Lord also said, 'Vengeance is
-mine,'" quoted her Uncle Majesty; "and God
-wreaks His vengeance through me, His elect, His
-chosen instrument.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Still, these matters you will understand better
-as you grow older," he continued. "For the
-present remember this: under your father's will,
-I am your chief guardian, and you must obey me
-in everything. While nominally, even legally, you
-are sole proprietress of the Krupp works and their
-numerous dependencies, you hold these properties,
-as a matter of fact, in trust for me. It follows,
-my child, that you must leave the direction of the
-works to your Uncle Majesty and his subordinates,
-the directors and business managers. Do you
-agree to that?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>There was something hypnotic in the War
-Lord's delivery. As the Baroness explained
-afterwards, he talked like one possessed. Add to this
-his necromantic manoeuvring, his Machiavellian
-gestures, his grandly weird eloquence—inherited
-from an uncle who died in a strait-jacket—small
-wonder he prevailed upon the grief-stricken child,
-when, alternately, he threatened, cajoled and
-flattered.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>As a matter of fact, the War Lord's words
-seemed to have a peculiar appeal to the richest girl
-in the world, who neither divined nor imagined
-their sinister purpose. What pierced her
-comprehension appealed to a youngster's love of
-independence, of shaking off mother's leading-strings.
-In the avalanche of phrases that assailed Bertha's
-ears this stood out: "Your mother doesn't count;
-you are mistress in your own right." Very well,
-she would put the promise to the test. "I don't
-quite understand," said the Cannon King's heiress;
-rising from her knees, and without looking at her
-parent, added, "but I leave it all to you, Uncle
-Majesty—everything."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Do you hear?" cried the War Lord, addressing
-Frau Krupp.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"I have heard, and Bertha will go to her room
-now," replied the Baroness firmly; and though the
-War Lord made an impatient gesture indicating
-that he meant the child to remain, she conducted
-her daughter to the door, kissed her on the
-forehead, and let her slip out.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>When she turned round she saw the War Lord
-in the </span><em class="italics">Godgeissel</em><span> chair before the desk, resting his
-right arm on the blotter, his left hand on the hilt
-of his sword.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Any further commands for the mistress of
-the house?" she queried in no humble tones.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The War Lord, seemingly absorbed in a document
-he had taken up, replied without looking at
-his hostess: "Send in Moltke," whereupon the
-Baroness retreated backward towards the door.
-She was about to drop a curtsy to signify her
-leave-taking, when the War Lord cried out:
-"One thing more, Madame la Baronne. From
-now on this room is </span><em class="italics">my</em><span> room, and none but
-myself or the Krupp heiress has the </span><em class="italics">entrée</em><span>. My
-goddaughter may see my representatives here, but
-no one else—no one."</span></p>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 4em">
-</div>
-<p class="center pfirst" id="a-mother-s-reflections"><span class="bold large">CHAPTER III</span></p>
-<p class="center pnext"><span class="bold medium">A MOTHER'S REFLECTIONS</span></p>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 2em">
-</div>
-<!-- -->
-<blockquote>
-<div>
-<p class="pfirst"><span>The Baroness and Franz—The Power-Drunk War Lord—A Pawn
-in the Game—The Sweets of Power—Germany Above
-All—The War Lord's Murder Lust—Fighting the
-Frankenstein—At the War Lord's Mercy</span></p>
-</div>
-</blockquote>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 2em">
-</div>
-<p class="pfirst"><span>The Baroness's boudoir in Villa Huegel is a
-spacious apartment, hung in blue and silver, the
-colours of her noble house. Everything that riches,
-mellowed by refinement, could command enhanced
-its luxurious comfort. In the home of Baroness
-Krupp are trophies of her visits to foreign
-shores: cut glass, coins, bronzes and curios of all
-kinds. Silver-gilt caskets hold royal presents,
-precious stuffs and monstrous ornaments from
-German kings and kinglets—articles of jewellery
-for the most part, too big for a woman of taste.
-All are crowned and initialled, but few
-hall-marked. Since a prince is supposed to give away
-the real thing, why bother about carats? Numerous
-paintings, English landscapes, French and Italian
-decorative art and figures. An English grand
-piano in one corner. Britishers prefer German
-makes, but the much-travelled Baroness wouldn't
-tolerate the home product.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>She is seated before a spindle-legged table with
-a crystal top over a velvet-lined drawer, where
-Madame's royal orders and decorations repose—crosses
-and stars, quadrupeds and birds of various
-</span><em class="italics">outré</em><span> forms and degrees. Pointing to one of
-them bearing the name of a queen famous for her
-beauty and misfortunes, she murmured: "How
-proud I was when he gave it to me! At that time
-I thought him chivalrous and believed him sincere
-in his religious professions. Since he intrigues to
-make my little girl the accomplice of his murderous
-desires, never more will I wear it."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Master Franz desires to speak to your
-ladyship," said a manservant from behind the
-portières covering the doorway.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Show him up."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Franz was a distant relative who had lived much
-in the Krupp household after he finished his studies
-at the late Frederick Krupp's expense. At this
-time he was chief electrical engineer of the
-establishment, destined for still higher honours, for
-experts held that the mantle of the great Edison
-had descended upon Franz's broad shoulders. He
-was like a big brother to the Krupp girls, and
-looked upon the Baroness as a mother, having
-never known his own.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Tall and good-looking, Franz, as a rule, dressed
-like an Englishman of distinction, but to-day he
-had chafed under the obligation of wearing
-evening dress for breakfast, lunch and tea, because of
-the War Lord's presence. Even now his nether
-garments belonged to the ceremonial variety, but
-he wore a jacket tightly buttoned over the wide
-expanse of his shirt-front.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"So it is proposed to make two kinds of steel
-in future," he whispered, after closing the door
-and drawing the curtains. "Has that your
-approval, Frau Krupp?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The Ironmaster's widow heard only the first
-part of the sentence; she was too amazed to listen
-further.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"What is that you say, Franz?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The young man kissed the Baroness's hand.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Acting without your leave or consent—I
-thought so," he said. "I would have staked my
-life on it that you would permit no such infamy." Seeing
-the Baroness's questioning eyes focused on
-his, he explained:</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>An hour before the War Lord left the
-Director-General had sent for him—"to explain
-certain technical details," ran the message. He
-had to wait a considerable time in the ante-room
-of the conference chamber before being admitted,
-and while there could not help overhearing what
-was going on inside, as the War Lord was arguing
-in drill-ground accents.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>This was the gist of his peroration, defended
-with consummate sophistry: It was a crime against
-the Fatherland to supply possible enemies with
-arms that at one time or another might be used
-against the War Lord's Majesty. That sort of
-thing—treason, to call it by its proper name—had
-been permitted long enough, too long, in fact;
-and now that the life-long defender of misguided
-business honesty had been removed by God's
-Hand—G-o-d-'s H-a-n-d—there must be an end of it.
-He (the War Lord), ever on guard against the
-Fatherland's enemies, had instructed his scientists
-to discover a substitute for hard steel with which
-to line enemy guns and armour. These substitutes
-were forthwith to be experimented with, and, if
-the results were satisfactory, must be employed,
-instead of the real steel, whenever the War Lord so
-directs.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"And Frederick hardly cold in his shroud!"
-gasped the Baroness.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"But you," cried Franz, "you can prevent
-this fraud, this disgrace! You must, you will, I
-am sure of it!"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The Baroness had risen and stared vacantly into
-the fire.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"God punish me if I would hesitate a moment
-to do as honour dictates, Franz, but Frederick
-Krupp left his widow bound hand and foot," she
-replied bitterly.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"You mean to say that you submit to the
-power-drunk War Lord? Abdicate your sacred
-trust? Make your children and your workpeople
-accomplices of fraudulent practices?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Haven't you heard about the stipulations
-which were made in your Uncle Frederick's last
-will and testament?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Not a word," replied Franz.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"I thought Bertha would tell you."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"I was busy all the afternoon, and then came
-the Director-General's order, which prevented me
-from saying good night to the children."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Sit down then and listen," said the Baroness.
-"As Uncle Frederick often told you, the War
-Lord has tried for years to obtain control of the
-Krupp works. In particular he was for ever
-preaching against the policy of business integrity,
-the proudest of the Krupp inheritances; but
-though my husband allowed himself to be dominated
-by him in many respects, in this, the Krupp
-honesty, he remained adamant, partly thanks to
-my advice and strenuous opposition, I dare say.
-Up to now the Krupps have never played any
-government false, as you know."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"But, Uncle Frederick dead, the War Lord
-is moving heaven and earth to flog the firm into
-submission." There was suppressed rage in the
-tone of the young man's voice.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Let me finish," demanded the Baroness.
-"Convinced that I would refuse to be the tool of
-his ambition, the War Lord persuaded your Uncle
-to ignore me as his legitimate successor, and the
-testament appoints Bertha sole heir and, again
-ignoring me, the War Lord her guardian and
-executor."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"</span><em class="italics">Gott!</em><span>" cried Franz.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The Baroness went on: "His position as
-supreme overlord of the Krupp business he made
-perfectly clear to us."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Us? You mean the heads of the business?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"I referred to the child and myself. He talked
-to the directors afterwards." The discrowned
-Cannon Queen told Franz the story of the Imperial
-interview. "He is the master," she said in
-conclusion, "Bertha his pawn, myself nobody."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"And we, the heads of the business, and our
-workmen, his slaves," added the chief electrician
-gloomily.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>These two people, suddenly confronted by
-the unexpected—a wife shorn of her rights and
-wounded in her holiest maternal sentiments; an
-honest man commandeered to debase his genius
-and become an accessory to murder most foul—sat
-for a while in silence, brooding over their
-misfortune and the disasters threatening mankind as
-a consequence.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>At last the Baroness roused herself. "And
-what did they want with you at the conference,
-Franz?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"I was admitted after the War Lord had
-left to be closeted with the Director-General,"
-replied the engineer, "and the directors seemed
-to me extraordinarily perturbed—far more than
-the master's death warrants among equals. Herr
-Braun acted as spokesman. He said the War
-Lord wanted the firm to experiment with a new
-steel lining for guns intended for foreign countries.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"'Foreign countries! What does that
-mean?' I asked, as if I had not been an
-involuntary listener to the War Lord's speech.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"'Majesty's orders—it behoves subjects to
-obey, not to ask questions,' said Herr Braun, with
-unusual severity. 'To the point, sir, acting upon
-the War Lord's orders to entrust the business to
-expert hands, we have decided to turn over the
-job to you.'"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Franz stopped short, then burst out: "What
-am I doing, Frau Krupp? You just told me that
-you are not the head of the firm, and I am about
-to reveal matters of the gravest importance
-confided to my keeping. I made a mistake—I was
-led away by filial reverence for my benefactor's
-widow. Pray forget what I have said."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Franz was about to withdraw, when a voice
-outside called: "Mamma, can I come in?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"You said good night once. I thought you
-were in bed and asleep, Bertha."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The door opened, and a hand rustled the
-portières.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Are you alone?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Only Franz."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Oh!"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Bertha's blonde head thrust itself through the
-centre of the curtains, while she paused on the
-threshold. Then a naked foot in a blue velvet
-slipper with a golden heel: a vision in floating
-white rushed in and nestled childishly at the
-Baroness's feet.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Howdy, Franz?" said Bertha, drawing her
-kimono tighter over her bosom. And to her
-mother: "I couldn't sleep after what Uncle
-Majesty told us to-night. So I came down. You
-are not angry, Mamma? Don't scold, Mamma,"
-she added, observing her mother's stern face.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Frau Krupp patted the child's head. "Fate!"
-she said to Franz. "</span><em class="italics">Voilà</em><span>, the head of the Krupp
-firm. Continue."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The engineer bowed. "With your permission,
-my chief," he said, addressing Bertha.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Anything you please, you big booby,"
-laughed the child. Then, seriously: "I am your
-chief, indeed I am. Think of bossing a big chap
-like you and that arrogant Herr Braun, too!" She
-motioned Franz to bend down, and whispered in
-his ear, "Wouldn't it be fun to sack him?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"No nonsense, child, if you want to stay up,"
-Frau Krupp was very much in earnest, and to
-Franz she said: "Go on; I am impatient to hear
-the rest."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"I was telling your mother about some business
-Herr Braun wants to entrust me with," explained
-Franz, looking at the child.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"How very interesting," yawned Bertha;
-"but you can't get me to listen. Ah, there, I see
-one of Barbara's dolls. I will play with it till you
-get through; then supper. I didn't eat dinner
-with Fraulein," she added, looking at her mother,
-"and there's such a goneness here," touching her
-abdomen. The greatest force for destruction in the
-world, yet a child to all intents and purposes!</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Proceed," said the Baroness to Franz.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"With the chief's permission," began Franz
-formally; then, as if trying to make his disclosure
-as indefinite as possible: "You heard about the
-order from King Leopold, secured by the War-Lord's
-Brussels ambassador?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The Baroness nodded, and Bertha took her
-eyes momentarily from her plaything. "Big, big
-guns," she said, describing a circle in the air by
-turning the doll's arm and hand round and round;
-"my apanage, poor Papa said. Glad you reminded
-me. I must tell Herr Braun about it. All the
-profits are to go to my children's hospital." She
-sat the doll astride her knee, bobbing her up
-and down, then burst out laughing. "See that
-head-dress, Franz, and her gown and apron—the
-Belgian colours. Looks like a coincidence,
-doesn't it?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Bertha embraced the doll tenderly. "Thank
-your King for me, Dolly. The more guns he
-orders, the better for our little children here.
-German interests first," laughed Bertha, looking
-up. "Uncle Majesty told me so ever so often."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The "Germany-above-all" spirit, spelling
-moral and physical ruthlessness, spoke out of the
-child. The Fatherland first, second and third;
-perdition for the rest of the world, if Germany's
-interests be served thereby!</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Whether the heiress had an inkling of what
-the War Lord really intended, it is impossible to
-decide; neither can there be any positive
-knowledge as to the attitude she might have assumed if,
-perchance, she did understand Franz's pregnant
-words.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Pupil of the War Lord, firmly believing in his
-preachings, saturated with his theories, and
-over-awed by his claims of Divine mission, his
-vapourings were gospel to her, and "Germany-above-all"
-was one of the commandments, even though it
-conflicted with all the others.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>A monstrous case of </span><em class="italics">folie à deux</em><span>, "deux"
-standing for the German nation. Here we have
-a man decked out in ornate regimentals travelling
-about his country telling four millions of men:
-"You must die for Me," and immediately each
-man says to his wife: "I wonder if there is a
-special heaven for patriots like your husband?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>And to a certain class of persons he points out
-that science is but the handmaiden of wholesale
-murder, and that they must employ their God-given
-inventive genius, all their brains, all their
-time, to devise new ways and means for killing as
-many men, women and children as there are in
-the world outside of the German Empire. And
-they do.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>And to a woman he says: "You were born to
-suffer. Give me your husband; I want him for
-the fighting." And she forthwith tells her man
-to make one more for the shambles.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>And to the golden-haired girl he says: "A
-truce to your vanity, off with your locks, that I
-may buy more rifles; and your lover I want, too.
-His manly breast will make an excellent scabbard
-for a French or Russian lance."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>And the golden-haired one raves that she is
-thrice happy to be allowed to sacrifice her beauty
-and the idol of her dreams for the War Lord.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"I want your fathers," he says to a playground
-full of children, "and your uncles and big brothers
-and cousins." And the little ones cry: "Hurrah!
-Long live the Emperor!"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Would ye live for ever?" he queries of men
-between fifty and sixty-five. "To the barracks
-with you, even if you are but good for cannon
-fodder."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Someone tells him of a bunch of boys playing
-marbles in an alley; not one of them has finished
-his education. The War Lord examines them
-critically and sniffs. "You are big enough to stop
-a bullet somehow," he allows, and they are led to
-slaughter.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The All Highest looks upon the earth and
-boasts of his winged legions of man-killers. He
-declaims that Englishmen and Frenchmen and
-Italians and Belgians have turned out to fight
-God's Anointed; but adds with a sly smile they left
-their women at home and their brood, that he may
-out-Herod Herod. In his mind he feels the earth
-trembling under the heavy tread of his armed
-millions and the weight of his artillery.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>This Dancing Dervish of universal slaughter,
-this man given over to murder-lust is the object of
-veneration not only of those whom he addresses in
-person, because of their mistaken sense of duty and
-patriotism; a whole nation, seventy millions strong,
-acclaim him Saviour—Messiah of the Fatherland's
-destinies.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>One can understand individual sacrifice, but
-seventy millions of people, every mother's son
-and daughter, turning beasts of prey! It
-baffles psychological speculation. Everywhere the
-"Evangelium of German superdom," as the War
-Lord sees it, is loud.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Small wonder Bertha, born of man-killer stock
-and suckled on the breasts of militarism, which
-nourished her kith and kin and their hundreds of
-thousands of dependents, believes unconditionally
-in the doctrines pronounced by her godfather, to
-her the God-head of power infinite, omniscience
-incarnate!</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Hence the implied rebuke to Franz: "German
-interests first." After that she returned to the
-nursery—her Belgian doll.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Frau Krupp looked significantly at Franz.
-"You were going to say——</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"My orders are to experiment with the War
-Lord's new formula for steel on those guns for
-Liége."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Franz buried his head in his hands, elbows
-planted on knees, leaning forward heavily, while
-the Baroness sat looking at him, her nimble mind
-weighing the pros and cons. At last she reached
-out a hand and touched the young man's shoulder.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Franz," she said solemnly.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The young man's head shot up and he stared
-at Frau Krupp as if she was a ghost. Answering
-the question in her eyes, he almost shouted,
-"Never!" holding up his right hand as if under
-oath.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The Baroness placed his hand on Bertha's head.
-"Swear that you will stand by this child."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"I swear, with all my heart, so help me, God,"
-pronounced Franz, with severe emphasis.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>A peculiar look came into the Baroness's eyes,
-half satisfied, half cunning, as with a sort of
-imperious finality she said: "It is well." Then,
-turning to the child: "Bertha, run along now and
-tell them to serve in the small dining-room in five
-minutes."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Make it ten, Mamma, so I can put on my
-new </span><em class="italics">negligée</em><span>."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"All right, ten; but hurry," agreed Frau
-Krupp, looking at the pendule.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>When the curtain had fallen behind Bertha the
-Baroness turned a white, severe face upon Franz.
-Then, abandoning all pretence of loyalty to the
-Grand War Lord, she told the terrible secrets long
-locked in her bosom, secrets imparted by her late
-husband or gathered from his lips during long,
-sleepless nights while he tossed on his pillow.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"It's the Frankenstein we have to fight," she
-said, "the pitiless, heartless, soul-less Evil One,
-intent upon setting the world afire through my
-child's inheritance. The plotting has been going
-on ever since the crowned monster was enthroned.
-Almost the first communication he made to
-Frederick, as head of the Empire, was: 'Now we
-must bend all energies to get ready. And when
-we are, I will set my foot upon the neck of the
-universe, Charlemagne redivivus!'</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Previous to that, Frederick and myself had
-agreed gradually to drop cannon- and ammunition-making.
-The Krupps were to create, instead of
-facilitating destruction. No longer was Essen to
-be a place upon which a merciful God looked with
-abhorrence. Engines of death had made us rich
-and powerful; henceforth the coined results of war
-were to be employed to make waste land arable,
-to drain morasses, to dig canals, to prosecute every
-peaceful endeavour promising to enhance the
-German people's chances of happiness and prosperity.
-The old saw of turning swords into ploughshares
-was to be enacted by the firm that had made war
-thrice deadly. Then the tempter came. 'I rely
-upon you, Frederick! You are the Fatherland's
-only hope, for Germany can achieve its destinies
-only through blood and iron.'</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"'One more supreme effort, Frederick, then
-the War Lord will turn husbandman, making you
-manager-general of his great farm stretching from
-the Arctic Circle to the Mediterranean, from the
-Atlantic to Siberia.'</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"As you know, the War Lord is an insinuating
-talker," continued Frau Krupp, "and his autocratic
-manner, enhanced by occasional flurries of
-condescension and persuading Frederick to join in
-his social relaxations. Ah!" she cried, striking the
-table with her hand, "it was these that forged the
-bullet which killed my husband!"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>There was a shrill tone of rage and defiance in
-the last words. Then emotion mastered Frau
-Krupp's strength. She tottered, swayed, and
-would have fallen had not Franz caught her. He
-knew what she had suffered through her husband's
-intimacy with the War Lord and his cronies, and
-shuddered.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Mother," he said unconsciously, as her head
-touched his breast. The Baroness let it rest there
-a moment; here was a tower of strength, of reserve
-force.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Alas!" she continued, after a tense silence,
-"in the long run they ensnared Frederick. He
-succumbed to their ensnaring wiles as a foolish
-man might to the flatteries of a flirt. My counsel
-was no longer sought; the promises he had
-made—which I had exacted in happier days—were
-forgotten or denied. The very ploughs and
-ploughshares we were manufacturing then were thrown
-into the melting-pot for guns."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>She picked up a book lying on the mantel.
-"'Vital Statistics of the German Empire,'" she
-read aloud; "'Steady Increase of Population.'" She
-flung the volume on the hearth. "Multiply
-like the Biblical sands; it only means that
-Essen works the harder to put you under the sod."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Frau Krupp dropped her voice and went on in
-a whisper: "Do you understand now what your
-threatened retirement would mean? It would
-mean that, excepting France and Great Britain,
-the whole of the world, all the smaller nations,
-would be practically at the War Lord's mercy,
-because their guns wouldn't shoot, their swords
-and lances wouldn't pierce.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Such is the goal he has been striving for, the
-goal he wants to attain through my little girl.
-'Have them all inadequately armed, and it will be
-a walk-over for German arms,' he calculates."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"And how can I prevent the world's debacle?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"By fighting fire with fire. You cannot fight
-the War Lord openly—pretend obedience, fall in
-with his plans apparently, be an enthusiastic
-faker, as far as he can see; but don't smirch my
-little girl's business honour and submerge the
-world under a tidal wave of blood by making other
-nations defenceless. I have your promise, Franz?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"It's a vast prospect," answered the young
-engineer, "but I have sworn to stand by
-Bertha——"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"I thank you," said the Baroness, as the
-portières were noisily pushed aside and a child's
-voice cried: "Supper's ready."</span></p>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 4em">
-</div>
-<p class="center pfirst" id="bertha-krupp-war-lady-asserts-herself"><span class="bold large">CHAPTER IV</span></p>
-<p class="center pnext"><span class="bold medium">BERTHA KRUPP, WAR LADY, ASSERTS HERSELF</span></p>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 2em">
-</div>
-<!-- -->
-<blockquote>
-<div>
-<p class="pfirst"><span>Science Steps In—Franz Incurs the Kaiser's Wrath</span></p>
-</div>
-</blockquote>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 2em">
-</div>
-<p class="pfirst"><span>Six months of feverish activity in the Essen works,
-of tests and measuring velocities, of experimenting
-with ingots, hardening processes, chilled iron
-castings and compound steel—who knows or cares for
-the technique of murder machinery save generals
-of the staff? As Mark Twain at one time labelled
-a book, "There is no weather in this," so the
-present author will not burden his pages with
-figures and statistics of any sort. It would be a
-tantalising undertaking at best, for the War Lord
-himself was directing, and insisted that his every
-misunderstood, mis-stated and often wholly
-untenable whim be immediately gratified by the ready
-servility of Krupp employés—"his people."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Up to the time under discussion the Emperor
-Wilhelm had devoted nearly all his energies to drill,
-political intrigue and uttering platitudes. To
-dabble in formulary details, with nobody to dispute
-his opinion or correct his errors, flattered him in
-the proportion as his judgment about ordnance
-construction became more and more fantastic.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>He was always going about with a half-dozen
-professors at his heels, losing no opportunity of
-propounding nebulous and remarkable theories to
-their startled but complaisant ears.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>At the beginning of the present century the
-German professor was a hundred years behind the
-times in his dress, manners and social habits. The
-German Punch had rudely caricatured him into a
-new habitat, where soap and water, clean collars,
-unfrayed trousers and non-Cromwellian headgear
-held sway. Up to that period, he had bathed
-occasionally, had curled his hair now and then,
-and thereafter relapsed into that state of
-slovenliness which is labelled scientific preoccupation
-by the German mob, and stands in awe of learning,
-be it ever so badly digested and wrongfully
-applied.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The War Lord had an English mother; he is a
-Barbarian fond of the tub. He perceived that
-professors might be made useful to him. But how
-make them presentable?</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>A visit to England gave him the clue.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>And forthwith the new order of Court dress
-was launched: short clothes and pumps, silk stockings
-and jabot-shirts; and the official Press rudely
-informed those "entitled to the uniform" that
-bathing was imperative before getting into it.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The brotherhood of science furthermore
-received hints to patronise the War Lord's own
-barber in regard to their flowing beards. "But
-Admiral von Tirpitz wears a forked beard too,"
-pleaded some. "No precedent, Herr Professor,
-his Excellency has Majesty's special permit!"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>With the superfluous hair, the professors
-likewise had to shed their accustomed hyperbole.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Don't speak until spoken to." "Answer in
-as few informatory words as can be managed." "Invariably
-make your answer meet the Imperial
-wishes." "Never contradict," were the Grand
-Master's instructions, and the scientific men
-abiding by them soon found themselves in clover,
-because they were "useful," while the rest were
-discarded.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>In particular, experts in chemistry were
-exploited by the War Lord. "They must help to
-feed my army and people"—in case war lasts
-longer than expected. "They must invent new
-weapons of destruction"—for while powder and
-lead are well enough in their way, they do not
-spell the end of things.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>German scientific men are very fond of power
-and have an enormous idea of their own importance,
-but their notions are subject to fits of
-extravagant humility if policy, or personal
-advantage, can be served by Uriah Heepisms. The
-keener ones in the Imperial entourage found that
-it would pay to cater to the mobility in the War
-Lord's ideas while there was a certain degree of
-logic. And if, perchance, he happened to drop
-into incoherency or extravagance, was it the
-professor's business to set him right? Court usage
-registered an emphatic negative.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Such were the beginnings of the partnership
-between War Lordism and the perversion of
-German science into an instrument of destruction.
-"Science to the rescue of the lame and halt"—an
-out-of-date notion. Science makes them by the
-hundreds of thousands.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The professors were powerful assistants to the
-War Lord in maintaining his grip on the Krupp
-throat and acquiring further business concessions
-from the firm; but, of course, as to realising the
-technical chimeras of the War Lord's mind with
-respect to new-fangled war machinery, there was
-more pretence than activity, for dividends had to
-be considered, and the War Lord would have been
-the first to make an outcry if his earnings were
-reduced by the fraction of a per cent.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Franz maintained his position as chief experimenter,
-and, his expert judgment in gunmaking
-as well as in electricity being unquestioned, he was
-able openly to frustrate some of the War Lord's
-most bloodthirsty plans by proving them impracticable
-to the satisfaction of the board of directors,
-which put a stop to their execution for the time
-at least.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Uncle Majesty is very wroth with you," said
-Bertha to her relative one evening, when the War
-Lord had returned to Berlin after one of his
-unofficial visits to the Ruhr metropolis. He was in
-the habit of coming to Essen every little while now,
-unheralded and incog. Likewise in mufti; and
-what discarding of regimentals and associated
-fripperies meant to him few people can imagine.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>His uniforms are built to make him appear
-taller and more imposing, while affording a ready
-background for all sorts of decorative material—ribbons,
-scarfs, stars, crosses and medals galore.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Wroth with me?" queried Franz.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Yes, with you," replied the child; "and I
-heard him dictate a long letter, giving you a terrible
-talking to. I just signed it," added Bertha with
-a satisfied grin.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"And why am I hauled over the coals?" asked Franz.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"I'm sure I don't know," replied the child.
-"'One of the things little girls cannot
-understand,' said Uncle Majesty. But I do know that
-you must—I said </span><em class="italics">must</em><span>—not do it again. I won't
-let you, do you hear? I mean Uncle Majesty won't."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Franz raised his hat and knocked his heels
-together, military fashion. He was about to
-withdraw when Bertha caught him by the arm. "You
-are not angry with me, Franz?" she pleaded.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"No, my chief."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Say 'no, </span><em class="italics">liebe</em><span> Bertha.'"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"No, </span><em class="italics">liebe</em><span> Bertha."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>At this moment a messenger caught up with
-the two young people on the road to Villa Huegel
-and handed Franz an official-looking envelope.
-The engineer looked inquiringly at Bertha. "May I?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Instead of answer the Krupp heiress picked up
-her skirts with both hands and ran towards the
-house.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Her letter informed Franz that the task of
-completing the Belgian guns had been entrusted
-to other hands. Secondly, that, in future,
-communications about experiments ordered by the
-War Lord must be addressed to the heiress direct,
-not to the board of directors.</span></p>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 4em">
-</div>
-<p class="center pfirst" id="how-the-war-lady-was-cajoled"><span class="bold large">CHAPTER V</span></p>
-<p class="center pnext"><span class="bold medium">HOW THE WAR LADY WAS CAJOLED</span></p>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 2em">
-</div>
-<!-- -->
-<blockquote>
-<div>
-<p class="pfirst"><span>An Intoxication of Vanity—Barbara's Plain
-Words—A Shameful Memory</span></p>
-</div>
-</blockquote>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 2em">
-</div>
-<!-- -->
-<blockquote>
-<div>
-<p class="pfirst"><span>The Imperial Chief-Court-and-House Marshal, Count
-Eulenburg, has the honour to command Fraulein Bertha
-Krupp to attend upon their Imperial and Royal
-Majesties, His Majesty the Emperor and King, and
-Her Majesty the Empress and Queen, during the
-Christmas and New Year's festivities at the Schloss,
-Berlin.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>A royal equipage will await Fraulein Krupp's
-pleasure at the station, meeting the early morning train
-of December 22nd.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><em class="italics">Dress</em><span>: Silks, Velvets and Laces.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><em class="italics">Attendance</em><span>: Wardrobe mistress and maid; A footman.</span></p>
-</div>
-</blockquote>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 2em">
-</div>
-<p class="pfirst"><span>The invitation, copperplated on an immense sheet
-of rather cheap paper and sent through the mail
-free, created much excitement in Villa Huegel, the
-more so as it was wholly unexpected, the War
-Lord never having intimated that an honour of
-that kind was in store for his godchild.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>In the meantime Bertha had risen to the dignity
-of opening her own letters and using her discretion
-as to divulging their contents, or not, as she saw
-fit, or rather as the War Lord saw fit. This was
-strictly opposed to native custom; but isn't the
-King above the law? And certain reports, such
-as those ordered to be addressed to Bertha
-direct—Franz's for instance—All-Highest wouldn't have
-communicated to any save himself, not even to
-Frau Krupp. Hence his command that the Krupp
-heiress keep her own counsel in regard to her
-correspondence.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Bertha broke the great seal of the Court
-Marshal's office and her eyes became luminous as she
-read the printed words and angular script. She
-sat staring at the latter for a minute or two, while
-the Baroness, chafing under her impotency,
-pretended to be busy with an orange. Finally
-Barbara tiptoed behind her sister's chair and looked
-over her shoulder. The fourteen-year-old girl
-being well up in Court lore—having seen dozens
-of such letters addressed to her late father—applied
-herself to the essentials, skipping the merely
-decorative lines.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Christmas and New Year's festivities at the
-</span><em class="italics">Schloss</em><span>, Berlin," she read aloud. Then higher up:
-"Fraulein Bertha Krupp."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Oh, Mamma!" she cried, "we are not
-invited, you and I. Isn't that mean of Uncle
-Majesty?" She stamped her foot. "But he
-shan't kiss me when he comes again—see if I let
-him kiss me."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Hold your tongue, naughty child."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Bertha spoke with an air of unwonted
-authority. She folded up her letter.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Just see how high and mighty we are!"
-mimicked Barbara. "'Naughty child,' and what
-are you? I shouldn't wonder if Uncle Majesty
-spanked you sometimes, when you are alone with
-him; you always come away full of humility to
-him and of arro—arro—" (she couldn't find the
-word) "the other thing to us—to Mamma and me,
-I mean."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The Baroness put out her arm as if she expected
-the children to resort to fisticuffs. "Barbara,"
-she called half pleadingly.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"She will go to her room," insisted Bertha,
-ringing. The butler responded so promptly that
-there was no doubt he had been listening behind
-the portières.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Fraulein Barbara's governess," Bertha
-ordered. And as the man was going out: "My
-secretary shall report at once in my council
-room."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Are you mad?" cried Frau Krupp, when the
-curtains had dropped behind the servant. Bertha
-seemed so unlike herself—unlike what her child
-ought to be.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The Krupp heiress disdained to answer.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Since I am to be their Imperial and Royal
-Majesties' guest, I must prepare for the honour,"
-she deigned after a little while; "in half an hour
-I'll leave for Cologne. You may accompany me,
-if you like, Mother."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The Baroness grew white under the lash of
-Bertha's patronising tone. "You shall not go,"
-she said hotly.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"If you will come to the council room you
-can see in black and white my authority to go
-where and when I please," replied Bertha, going
-out.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Barbara and her mother looked at each other
-in blank amazement, the child not understanding,
-the mother understanding but too well. Bertha
-was lost to her; the supreme egotist had gained a
-strangle-hold on her flesh and blood.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>With the strange intuition that often moves
-children to do the right thing at the right time
-when grown-ups are at their wits' end, Barbara
-seemed to divine what passed in her mother's mind
-and, burying her face in the Baroness's lap, she
-sobbed out convulsively words of consolation, of
-endearment and unbounded affection. Frau
-Krupp bent over the child's head and kissed her
-again and again. "My little girl, my Barbara,
-won't discard Mother, will she?" she said in broken
-tones.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Not for ten thousand Uncle Majesties," cried
-Barbara fiercely; and, as if the words had freed her
-from a spell, she rose of a sudden and planted
-herself in front of Frau Krupp.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"—— Uncle Majesty," she said, clenching
-her little fists.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Then, overcome by her breach of the conventions,
-she ran out of the room and into the arms of
-her governess.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Frau Krupp would not have had the heart to
-scold Barbara even if she had not run away. "——
-him!"—her own sentiments. With such reflections
-she leaned back in her great arm-chair,
-undecided whether she should follow Bertha to the
-council room or not. Her motherly dignity said
-"No," while anxiety for her child urged her to go
-to her.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"To think of him playing the bully in my own
-house," she deliberated; "the coward, setting a
-child against her mother! But I know what it's
-done for. He wants her like wax in his hand—the
-hand getting ready to choke the world into submission."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The butler entered with soft step.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Fraulein begs to say that she will leave for
-Cologne at 10.30 sharp, and she desires your
-ladyship to get ready."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Thank you, my maid shall lay out the new
-black silk costume. Did you order the horses?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Fraulein's secretary is attending to everything,"
-said the butler in a hurt voice. "I don't
-know by what authority he assumes my duties,"
-he added.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"He shall not do so again, Christian," promised
-the Baroness.</span></p>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 2em">
-</div>
-<p class="pfirst"><span>Three hours later Frau Krupp and Bertha were
-going the rounds of Cologne's most exclusive
-shops. The Hochstrasse is too narrow to permit
-the use of a carriage; the ladies were followed,
-then, by a train of commissionaires laden with
-boxes, for Bertha was buying everything in the
-line of frocks, costumes and millinery that was
-pretty and expensive. Consult her mother? Not
-a bit of it. The Court Marshal's instructions were
-silk, velvet, laces; nothing else mattered.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The shopkeepers, of course, knew Frau Krupp;
-they had known Bertha familiarly ever since she
-was in short frocks. The girl of seventeen had
-blossomed into the richest heiress of the world, yet
-it would have been almost indecent not to consider
-the elder woman first.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>So the best chair was pushed forward for the
-Baroness, and man-milliners and </span><em class="italics">mannequins</em><span> fell
-over each other trying to win her applause for the
-goods offered. The widow of the Ironmaster
-smiled and talked vaguely about their merits, but
-announced that Bertha was to do her own choosing.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Bertha went about her task like an inexperienced
-country lass suddenly fallen into a pot of
-money. The girl seemed to be working under a
-sense of assertiveness, tempered by responsibility
-to a higher power. That higher power regarded
-her mother of no consequence. Though of a
-naturally dutiful and kindly nature, Bertha
-assumed an air of independence unbecoming to so
-young a woman.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Indeed her want of respect was of a piece with
-her "Uncle Majesty's" behaviour in a little
-Italian town, when his father lay dying there. The
-War Lord, then a junior Prince, had crossed the
-Alps as the representative of his grandsire, head
-of the State, and instantly presumed to lord over
-his mother, who was the Princess Royal of an
-Empire, compared with which his own patrimony
-is a petty </span><em class="italics">Seigneurie</em><span>.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>He arrived on a Saturday night, and at once
-ordered divine service for seven o'clock next
-morning, an hour suiting his restlessness and most
-unsuited to his parent, worn out with night vigils
-and anxieties.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>However, to humour him, and also to gain more
-time to spend with her ailing husband, the Imperial
-Mother acquiesced in the arrangement; but
-imagine her surprise when in the morning she learned
-at the last moment that, at her son's behest, the
-House Marshal had not provided carriages as
-usual, and that she was expected to walk
-three-quarters of a mile to the chapel.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Meanwhile the official procession of church-goers
-had started. At the head a platoon of
-cuirassiers, followed by the Prince's Marshal and
-staff. Next, his adjutants and a deputation of
-officers from his regiment; his personal servants in
-gala livery; finally, himself, walking alone, the
-observed of all observers.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The father's own household was commanded to
-fall behind. So were his mother and sisters; the
-Prince was not at all interested in them. His
-Royal Mother might lean on the arm of a footman
-for all he cared.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Here we have an exaggeration of the most repulsive
-traits of egotism, self-indulgence, callousness,
-coarseness, cruelty and deceitfulness, for, as
-intimated, Wilhelm had been careful to keep his
-parent in ignorance of the affront to be put upon her.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Small wonder that a person so constituted, having
-vested himself with full charge of a girl's soul
-and mind as she approached mental and physical
-puberty, upset her filial equilibrium, while her
-actions reflected the impress of his own arrogance.</span></p>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 4em">
-</div>
-<p class="center pfirst" id="fraulein-krupp-invited-to-court"><span class="bold large">CHAPTER VI</span></p>
-<p class="center pnext"><span class="bold medium">FRAULEIN KRUPP INVITED TO COURT</span></p>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 2em">
-</div>
-<!-- -->
-<blockquote>
-<div>
-<p class="pfirst"><span>The Virtue of a Defect—Bertha's Reception—A
-Disappointment</span></p>
-</div>
-</blockquote>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 2em">
-</div>
-<p class="pfirst"><span>There is a streak of malignity in the best of
-women. Maybe the younger girl has nothing but
-praise for another a few years her senior, but she
-will add that naturally "age" inspires respect.
-Helen has the most beauteous eyes, the daintiest
-figure, the most transparent complexion, the
-softest colour, the most exquisite feet, the
-sweetest smile and the most delightful air of
-superiority, and when her friend tenders her a box
-at the Play she will invite some girl conspicuously
-deficient in most of these excellences—human
-nature, or just plain, ordinary devilry. So
-Bertha's mother took a sort of grim satisfaction in
-the poor taste Bertha displayed in selecting her
-Court gowns.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"He taught her to ignore her mother even in
-matters of dress; serves him right if her
-appearance jars on his sense of beauty," she said to
-herself more than once when superintending the
-packing of Bertha's many trunks.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The Baroness had never visited the Berlin
-Court, and her conception of its splendours resided
-in her own imagination.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>As a matter of fact, the Berlin Court is the
-home of bad taste; plenty of fine shoulders, but
-draped with ugly and inappropriate material.
-Some few </span><em class="italics">petite</em><span> feet against an overwhelming
-majority too large and clumsily shod. Some fine
-arms and hands, since such are subjects of the
-War-Lord's appreciation, but faces broad, plain and
-uninteresting.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The taste of a man who allows his wife to keep
-a bow-legged attendant is necessarily deplorable;
-a king permitting that sort of thing, despite
-prevailing fashions, is inexcusable.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>An anecdote in point.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>When, in the 'nineties, the Medical Congress
-sat in Berlin, the learned gentlemen were
-commanded to a reception at the Palace, and in their
-honour the whole contingent of Court beauties
-was put on exhibition.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Did you ever see an uglier lot of women?"
-asked a Russian professor afterwards, addressing a
-table full of colleagues. All shook their heads
-sadly, depressed by the remembrance of what they
-had witnessed.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Into this </span><em class="italics">milieu</em><span> of hallowed ugliness and
-organised </span><em class="italics">ennui</em><span> dropped the Krupp heiress like a
-pink-cheeked apple among a lot of windfalls.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>As we know, she was not pretty from the stand-point
-of the English-speaking races. Her complexion
-was good, but it lacked the Scottish maid's
-transparency; her hair was fair to look upon, but
-there are a thousand English girls travelling on the
-Underground daily whose glossy tresses are to be
-preferred; her figure was a little too full, like that
-of Jerome Napoleon's Queen, Catherine of
-Würtemberg, whose finely chiselled bosoms scandalised
-the Tuileries when she was scarcely sixteen. She
-had the heavy gait of the German woman, and the
-vocabulary of them all: "</span><em class="italics">Oh Himmel</em><span>," "</span><em class="italics">Ach
-Gott</em><span>," "</span><em class="italics">Verdammt</em><span>," and so forth, a dreadful
-inheritance, which even the "Semiramis of the
-North" could not shake off after fifty and more
-years' residence in Imperial Russia.</span></p>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 2em">
-</div>
-<p class="pfirst"><span>Her Majesty's maid of honour, Countess von
-Bassewitz, went to the station with Count Keller,
-a minor gold stick, to receive and welcome Bertha.
-Bassewitz was young and pretty—"the only happy
-isle in an ocean of inelegancy," as Duke Gonthier
-of Schleswig used to say. Her sole perceptible
-defect was indifferent hands, but, strange to say,
-this very blemish got her the position at Court.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The War Lord had declared that he wouldn't
-have more of the "hideous baggage" (meaning
-Her Majesty's ladies) that "made his house a
-nightmare," and that the next Dame du Palais to be
-appointed was to be good-looking, or must wear a
-bell, so that he could keep out of her way. His
-Queen, who regards all women through the jaundiced
-lorgnette of jealousy, was in despair. In her
-mind's eye she saw the Schloss peopled with
-Pompadours, Du Barrys and Dianes de Poitiers.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The War Lord had instructed the Court Marshal
-to demand photographs of applicants for the
-vacant post, and Countess von Bassewitz's he
-considered the most promising. "Wire her to report
-to-morrow morning at eight," he ordered. She
-arrived while the War Lord was busy lecturing his
-Council of Ministers on international law, and Her
-Majesty saw the candidate first. She couldn't help
-admitting to herself that Ina was comely in the
-extreme, and that it would require a vast deal of
-intrigue to induce her husband not to appoint the
-young girl forthwith. Then a happy thought
-struck her. "You may remove your gloves," she
-said condescendingly.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Countess Ina blushed and grew pale in turn;
-conscious of her weak point, she was afraid it would
-work her undoing.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>But, instead, Her Majesty smiled benignly
-upon those unlovely hands.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"His Majesty!" announced the valet de chambre.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Be gloved, my child; hurry."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The War Lord didn't know what to make of it
-when "Dona" approved of his selection.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"She is mysteriously confiding," he said to his
-crony, Maxchen (the Prince of Fürstenberg). But
-he changed his mind when, a week or two later,
-he had induced Ina to take off her gloves in his
-presence.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The War Lord had instructed Bassewitz and
-Keller to treat Bertha "like a raw egg," saying:
-"Her income is bigger per minute than that of all
-you Prussian Junkers per annum"—a gratuitous
-slap, the more ungenerous since the old Kings of
-Prussia gobbled up a goodly part of their landed
-possessions, as Bismarck once pointed out to
-Frederick William IV.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Berlin pomp and circumstance! Three flags,
-paper flowers on lanterns, a much-worn red carpet
-leading from the spot where Bertha's saloon
-carriage was to draw up to the royal reception room
-in the station.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>As Bertha, though Grand-Lady-Armouress-of-the-World,
-has no place in the Army List, she must
-be content with walking through lines of royal
-footmen in black and silver, on which account the War
-Lord sincerely pitied the girl. "Twenty marks
-for a precedent to endow her with a uniform," but
-even the obsequious Eulenburg failed to discover
-an excuse.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Inside the Royal waiting-room: red-plush
-furniture, with covers removed, in garish glory; a
-bouquet of flowers from the Potsdam hothouses;
-a silver teapot steaming; on a silver platter four
-bits of pastry, one for each person and one over to
-show that we are not at all niggardly—oh, dear, no!</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The stationmaster enters in some kind of
-uniform, a cocked and plumed hat above a red face,
-toy sword on thigh. "The train is about to draw
-into the station, Herr Graf, and may it please Her
-Ladyship."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Countess von Bassewitz starts for the door.
-"One moment, pray," admonishes gold stick,
-"the noblesse doesn't run its feet off to greet a
-commoner even if she is laden with money."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Courtiers suit their vocabulary to their lord and
-master. Countess Bassewitz is young and hearty.
-Never before had she reflected on the sad fact that
-Bertha lacked birth, but now that a gold stick had
-mentioned it, a mere maid of honour must needs
-bow to superior judgment.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>So the richest girl in the world was left
-standing in the doorway of her saloon carriage for a
-good half-minute before their Majesties' titled
-servants deigned to approach. "Will take some
-of the purse-pride out of her," observed Count
-Keller.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Then, hat in hand and held aloft, three bows,
-well measured, not too low, for high-born
-personages' privileges must not be encroached upon.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Aham, Aham" (several courtly grunts, supposed
-to be exquisitely </span><em class="italics">recherché</em><span>), "Fraulein
-Krupp, I have the honour—Count Keller—Countess
-von Bassewitz, dame to Her Majesty. Had a
-pleasant journey I hope," delivered in nasal
-accents. In Germany, you must know, it is
-considered most aristocratic to trumpet one's speech
-through the nose after the fashion of bad French
-tenors chanting arias.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Countess von Bassewitz, amiable and enthusiastic,
-spouted genuine civilities. "Fraulein looks
-charming!" "What a pretty frock!" "I will
-show you all around the shops," and more
-compliments and promises of that kind.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Childlike, Bertha had expected a coach-and-four.
-Another disappointment! The carriage at
-the royal entrance was of the most ordinary kind—a
-landau and pair of blacks, such as are driven about
-Berlin by the dozen.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"If you please," said Count Keller, bowing
-her into the coach. She planted herself boldly in
-the right-hand corner, facing the horses. Bassewitz
-looked horror-stricken at the heiress's cool
-assumption of the gold stick's place, and to smooth
-him over attempted to take the rear seat; but
-Bertha pulled her to her side. "Don't leave me,"
-she whispered, with a look upon the ruffled face of
-the Count, who marvelled that there was no
-earthquake or rain of meteors because he was obliged to
-ride backwards, with a "mechanic's daughter" in
-the seat of honour.</span></p>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 4em">
-</div>
-<p class="center pfirst" id="in-the-crown-prince-s-private-room"><span class="bold large">CHAPTER VII</span></p>
-<p class="center pnext"><span class="bold medium">IN THE CROWN PRINCE'S PRIVATE ROOM</span></p>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 2em">
-</div>
-<!-- -->
-<blockquote>
-<div>
-<p class="pfirst"><span>A Talk with the Crown Prince—Matrimonial
-Affairs—Bertha Discussed—The Empress and Her Sons</span></p>
-</div>
-</blockquote>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 2em">
-</div>
-<p class="pfirst"><span>The War Lord had not taken any notice of
-Frederick the Great's injunction against "useless
-beggar princes." At the time of Bertha's visit
-six of them, ranging from twenty-one to thirteen
-years of age, were roaming the palace, and there
-was a little girl of eleven besides. Only the eldest
-boy was provided for, by the Crown Prince's
-Endowment Fund; the rest were booked to live by
-the grace of their father's munificence and such
-moneys as could be squeezed out of the public in
-the shape of military and administrative perquisites,
-unless they contracted advantageous marriages; for
-while the Prussian allows himself to be heavily
-taxed for the Civil List, that jolly institution,
-grants for His Majesty's sisters, cousins and aunts
-has no place in his catalogue of loyalty.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Talking one day to his heir, the War Lord
-broached the subject of a money-marriage.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"But mother didn't have any money," the
-</span><em class="italics">bête noire</em><span>, Crown Prince William, had the
-temerity to interpose.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"No cash, it's true; but our marriage
-quasi-legitimatised our acquisition of Schleswig-Holstein,
-and those provinces are worth something."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Perhaps I had better marry Alexandra or
-Olga Cumberland," suggested young William,
-"so that the possession of Hanover can no longer
-be disputed. These girls have coin besides."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Don't speak of them—there are reasons."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Or a Hesse girl of the Electoral Branch."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"And turn Catholic like Princess Anna," cried
-the War Lord furiously. "Shut up about that
-Danish baggage. I myself will get you a wife.
-Trust father to find you the </span><em class="italics">comme il faut</em><span>
-wife—</span><em class="italics">comme il faut</em><span> in every respect: politics, family,
-religion and personal attractiveness, for we want
-no ugly women in our family."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The Crown Prince opened his mouth for a pert
-reply, but William forestalled him by an imperious
-gesture.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"I am preparing a message for the Ministerial
-Council."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>In the evening William invited his younger
-brothers—Eitel, Albert, Augustus and Oscar—to
-his rooms, providing a bottle of beer and two
-cigarettes per head. Having attained his majority and
-consequently succeeded to the Dukedom of Oels,
-the Brunswick inheritance, he might have offered
-the boys a real treat, champagne and tobacco </span><em class="italics">ad
-lib.</em><span>, but such would have been against Prussian
-tradition, which stands for parsimony at home and
-display where it spells cheap glory.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Joachim wanted to be of the party," said
-Augustus.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"And tell Mamma all—not if I know myself.
-It's time the kid was in bed anyhow," said the
-Crown Prince with fine scorn, for Joachim was
-only thirteen years old at the time.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"He will tell all the same," suggested Albert.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"And will get a thrashing for his pains.
-Besides, I shall withdraw my allowance of three
-marks per week. Tell him so; that will settle the
-mamma-child."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"He shall have it straight from the shoulder;
-you can rely on that, Duke of Oels," said Eitel.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Oels," repeated Eitel, "why didn't you inherit
-Sibyllenort too? The idea, giving Sibyllenort
-to those sanctimonious Saxons."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Rotten, to be sure. But old William was
-eccentric, you know, like his brother, the Diamond
-Duke," said the Crown Prince.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"The Diamond Duke; wasn't he the chap who
-made some Swiss town erect him a monument,
-omitting the proviso that it must not tumble
-down?" asked Albert, who sets up as a scholar.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Precisely so, and the monument is dust."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Prince William shook with laughter. "But
-that's not the question before the house." Willy
-assumed the oratorical pose favoured by Herr
-Liebknecht, the Socialist. "Boys," he continued,
-actually using the German equivalent for the
-familiar term, "what do you think? Father
-presumed to find me a wife—me!"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>He repeated the personal pronoun three or four
-times with increasing emphasis, while beating the
-board with his clenched fist—a very good imitation
-of the War Lord himself.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"I am not beholden to him financially like you,
-not at all," cried the Crown Prince. "He can
-keep his miserable fifteen thousand thalers per annum.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"No," he added quickly, after reflection; "it
-will be the greater punishment to take his money."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The Crown Prince continued: "And if father
-dares propose wife-finding for </span><em class="italics">me</em><span>, what will he do
-to you, boys? If he has his way, you won't marry
-the girl of your choice, but some political or
-military possibility. There is only one way to
-prevent it," insisted the Crown Prince. "We must
-all stand together, declaring our firm determination
-to do our own wooing without interference
-from father. He will plead politics, interests of
-the Fatherland. But for my part, I won't have
-father impose a wife on me, even if the alliance
-gained us half of Africa or Persia."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"And I won't marry a Schleswig," said Eitel.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Nor I a Lippe, no matter how much Aunt
-Vicky cracks up Adolph's family."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Now then, all together," declaimed the
-Crown Prince. "We, Princes Wilhelm, Eitel,
-Albert, Augustus and Oscar of Prussia, solemnly
-swear not to have wives imposed upon us for
-reasons of State or politics, father's threats,
-entreaties and personal interests notwithstanding."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The boys repeated the impromptu troth word
-for word. "Shake on that," said Wilhelm,
-holding out his hand. And the agreement was so
-ratified. Then another round of beer on the Duke of
-Oels.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>As the Princes were draining their </span><em class="italics">Seidels</em><span>—conspicuous
-for the emblem of the Borussia Students'
-Club of Bonn University on the cover—a low
-whistle was heard outside.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"The mater," whispered Oscar.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Push the </span><em class="italics">Seidels</em><span> into the centre,"
-commanded the Crown Prince, helping vigorously.
-He pushed a concealed button and the centre of
-the table with its contents disappeared through an
-opening in the floor, while another set with glasses
-of lemonade and cakes shot into its place, the floor
-likewise filling up again.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The Princes were petrified with amazement.
-"Duplicate of the Barbarina </span><em class="italics">table de confiance</em><span>,"
-explained the big brother; "had it secretly copied
-and installed without my Grand Master being the
-wiser."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>This sort of table was invented by Frederick the
-Great for </span><em class="italics">tête-à-tête</em><span> confidences with Barbarina,
-the famous Italian beauty.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The sight of the lemonade made the Empress
-radiant. "And I had been told that you were up
-to all sorts of tricks," she said apologetically. And
-to the Crown Prince: "I am so glad you are
-setting your younger brothers a good example."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Always, mother, always," vowed Wilhelm.
-"Believe me, if these boys were as abstemious as
-I, they would save fortunes out of their lieutenant's
-allowance."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"I came to prepare you for our visitor, Fraulein
-Bertha Krupp," began the Empress.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"A mere kid, isn't she?" cried Eitel in his
-most blasé air.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Don't let your father hear that," said the
-Empress severely; and again addressing the Crown
-Prince, she continued: "She is quite a young lady,
-well educated and excellently well brought up.
-Father wants us all to be particularly nice to his
-ward—treat her as one of the family."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"I say, mother," interrupted Eitel, "is there
-to be anything in the way of a matrimonial alliance
-between a Hohenzollern and the granddaughter of
-the Essen blacksmith? If so, mark me for the
-sacrifice. Judged by her photos, Bertha is a
-bonnie girl, with plenty of life; wouldn't I have a
-thousand and one uses for her money. To begin
-with, I would buy myself a hundred saddle horses
-and a gold wrist-watch, such as English officers
-wear, also a yacht."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Not a word about </span><em class="italics">mésalliance</em><span>!" The Empress
-had grown red in the face, and Eitel made
-haste to apologise. Putting his arm around his
-mother's shoulders, he kissed her on the cheek and
-pleaded: "Mother, fancy his Royal Highness,
-Prince Eitel Frederick of Prussia, marrying
-anyone not of the blood royal! Of course I was joking.
-Just tell us, Willy and me, what ought to be done
-about that little commoner due to-morrow, and
-big brother and I will see to it that your commands
-are obeyed to the letter." This with a threatening
-look upon the younger boys.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"I thought father's injunction to treat her like
-one of the family would suffice. It means that you
-must not let her see the gulf between such as she is
-and Royalty. Show her the sights, but don't boast
-of anything we've got. Father says she can
-duplicate the Schloss and Neues Palais, all our palaces
-with all they contain, without considerable damage
-to her purse."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"But if none of us is going to marry the little-big
-gold mine, and as papa is her guardian and can
-do as he likes with Bertha, what's the use of
-truckling to her?" asked Augustus, who has a logical
-mind.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The Empress who, as a rule, is not good at
-repartee, immediately replied as if she had foreseen
-the question. As a matter of fact, the War Lord
-had thoroughly coached her in what to say.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Augustus," she replied, "of course your
-father's will is law with Bertha as with everybody
-else; but in this case he would rather coax than
-otherwise, for in a few years, you see, she will attain
-her majority, and might insist upon taking the
-bit between her teeth, if in the interval she had
-been driven too hard."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Eminently correct," said the Crown Prince.
-"I endorse every word you say, Mother, and if
-these youngsters don't want to understand they
-needn't. They will be made to do as you
-suggest."</span></p>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 4em">
-</div>
-<p class="center pfirst" id="stories-of-court-life"><span class="bold large">CHAPTER VIII</span></p>
-<p class="center pnext"><span class="bold medium">STORIES OF COURT LIFE</span></p>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 2em">
-</div>
-<!-- -->
-<blockquote>
-<div>
-<p class="pfirst"><span>Musical Honours for Bertha—Bertha in a
-Temper—Luncheon at Court—A Tantalizing
-Procedure—A British Experience</span></p>
-</div>
-</blockquote>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 2em">
-</div>
-<p class="pfirst"><span>"Call out the guards when Fraulein Krupp drives
-up," 'phoned the War Lord to the officer </span><em class="italics">du jour</em><span>
-from the Council Room between writing a treatise
-on a scrap-of-paper policy and making an outline
-of his speech, "An Appeal to Royalism," later
-delivered at Königsberg.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>To have fifty men under a lieutenant exercise
-their feet on a given spot to the tune of fife and
-drum for the benefit of a person not born to the
-purple seems to William the highest honour
-conferable, a delusion bred by militarism. In the same
-spirit, the War Lord of Bismarck's time sent
-his Chancellor the patent of lieutenant-general.
-"That won't buy me a postage stamp," remarked
-Bismarck.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The Iron One would have preferred a pipe of
-tobacco, while his War Lord went about for three
-days patting himself on the back for his act of
-generosity and telling everybody within reach of
-the good fortune which, thanks to his grace, had
-befallen Bismarck, "really a mere civilian."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Bertha was too young to see the absurdity of
-the gratuitous manoeuvre, "the sausage intended
-to knock the side of bacon off the hook," as they
-say in Hamburg. It cost the War Lord nothing,
-made healthy exercise for the soldiers, and Bertha,
-still a child in experience and mode of thought, was
-impressed when Count Keller, pricking up his ears
-at the sound of the drum like an old army horse in
-a tinker's cart, shot out of his seat, raised his hat
-and bowed low.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Signal honour, upon word, Fraulein;
-unprecedented—almost," he added in an undertone.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>And Countess von Bassewitz, rolling her eyes
-in loyal ecstasy, squeezed Bertha's arm. "Majesty
-must be exceeding fond of his godchild to treat you
-like an equal—almost," she too added.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Drum and fife still made for ear-splitting
-discord when Count Keller handed Bertha out of the
-carriage. His lordship, by the way, was now
-congratulating himself on having been deprived of the
-seat of honour. Small doubt, if he had taken it, it
-would have been reported to the War Lord, and
-Majesty, bent on showering Royal honours on the
-commoner, would have been furious.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Two lackeys at the door, more at the bottom
-of the stairs, still more on the first
-landing—men-servants seem to be the only commodity lavishly
-provided at the Berlin Court.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"</span><em class="italics">Kammerherr</em><span>, the Noble Lord von ——"
-(mentioning some Masurian village) "commanded
-to the sublime honour—Fraulein Krupp's service"
-(long intervals between half-sentences to show that
-the speaker was really a Simon-pure Prussian
-aristocrat) "beg to submit—with Fraulein's
-permission—I will conduct Fraulein to her apartments."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Bertha did not understand half the titled
-personage trumpeted in nasal cacophony, but a
-word or two from little Bassewitz explained. Then
-ceremonious leave-taking, as if it was for years;
-assurances of "unexampled pleasure experienced,"
-of "more in store," and "Majesty is so graciously
-fond of Fraulein—she ought to be so happy"; in
-fact, there wasn't a girl "in the wide, wide world
-so favoured," and more polite fiction of the sort.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Up two flights of stairs; corridor thinly and
-shiningly carpeted; electric bulbs few and far
-between. Ante-room, saloon and bedchamber. In
-the first threadbare, red plush furniture. The
-bedchamber was hung in cretonne of doubtful
-freshness.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"I trust Fraulein's slightest wishes are
-anticipated. Princess von Itzenplitz last had these
-apartments, and was graciously pleased to express
-her highest satisfaction," boasted the </span><em class="italics">kammerherr</em><span>.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Her Grace of Itzenplitz may have done so, but
-the richest girl in the world was not inclined to
-put up with such third-class hotel accommodation!</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>When the </span><em class="italics">kammerherr</em><span> had bowed himself out
-Bertha sat down on the edge of the bed and had
-a good cry. Received like a princess, and housed
-like a charwoman! But she wasn't going to stand
-it, not she, Bertha Krupp.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Her assertiveness, newly acquired, but all the
-stronger for that, made her give a vicious pull to
-the bell-rope. She hardly noticed that it came off
-in her hand when a lackey, scenting baksheesh,
-responded.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"My servants, quick!" she ordered.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Beg Fraulein's pardon, they haven't yet
-arrived from the station."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Didn't Count Keller provide a conveyance
-for them?" she demanded peremptorily, hoping
-that her words would reach that worthy. "They
-must be sent for instantly."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>There were sounds of carriage wheels in the
-courtyard below.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Wait," cried Bertha; "there they are at
-last!" She handed the servant a small gold coin.
-"For the driver; let him keep the change."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The footman withdrew with a broad smile. No
-doubt he robbed the cabman of half the generous tip.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Torrents of "Ohs!" and "</span><em class="italics">Ach Gotts!</em><span>" when
-the Essen contingent came in. They had waited
-more than half an hour for the expected royal
-carriage, and then in despair took the only public
-vehicle available.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Bertha's tirewoman inspected the apartment
-while giving vent to her outraged feelings.
-"Darling Fraulein can never sleep in that bed. It's as
-hard as rocks."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"I know," said Bertha. "But what is to be done?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"I will send Fritz to fetch in the car your own
-bed, all except the frame," decided the tirewoman
-after reflection.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"But wouldn't that be an insult to my hosts?"
-Bertha asked.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Rubbish! The late Queen Victoria always
-carried her bed along, even when she came to visit
-her own daughter in Berlin. Besides, we can plead
-doctor's orders," said Frau Martha; and when the
-heiress still seemed doubtful she added: "On my
-own responsibility, of course; you don't know
-anything about it. The Baroness will back me up,
-I'm sure."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The Krupp footman was accordingly dispatched,
-and returned two hours later with the
-bed-furnishings.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Meanwhile Bertha, all in white silk—according
-to the Court Marshal's command—was waiting
-upon Her Majesty, who fondly kissed her and
-inquired most affably after her mother—a regular
-set of questions afterwards repeated by the War
-Lord, all his sons, and daughter. They are not
-very original, these Hohenzollerns.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The Krupp heiress, who, as intimated, was first
-inclined to be rather proud that the guards were
-called out in her honour, loathed herself for that
-weakness ten minutes after penetrating the Imperial
-circle, for the incessant reference about that
-piece of pomp made by the royal family and their
-titled attendants was simply maddening.
-"Unheard-of honour"; "Must remember it to the
-end of your days"; "Most unique spectacle in
-Europe"; "How thoughtful of Majesty"; "Too
-bad madame, your mother, didn't witness it," were
-among the least stupid comments assailing Bertha's
-ears on all sides. The War Lord himself went into
-raptures of delight, being as pleased with his
-surprise, as he called it, as a schoolboy with a new top,
-and then forestalled possible further speculations
-on the matter of his dispensations of honour by
-announcing that, in honour of Bertha, he would
-partake of the family luncheon.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>More effusions of delight, more congratulations
-showered on Bertha: "He must love his godchild
-very dearly"; "He wouldn't have done that for
-the Emperor of China." ...</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Luncheon at Court! Bertha had pictured to
-herself a grand function: courtiers in gold lace,
-swords at their side; ladies in grand toilettes;
-swarms of servants in showy liveries; a dozen or
-more courses, under the direction of the Lord
-Steward of the Household; golden dinner service
-à la American multi-millionaire; "heavenly
-music," and so forth.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Alas! And Bertha had brought her appetite
-along, the appetite of a growing, young, country
-lass from a food-worshipping household!</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The ladies were dowdy, the gentlemen in
-ordinary uniform or dressed in abominable Berlin
-taste; over-loud music, with which the War Lord
-persistently found fault with both time and
-execution. The average </span><em class="italics">Kapellmeister</em><span> "had not the
-shadow of a perception" of the composer's artistic
-intentions. His views were "plebeian,
-necessarily—maybe his mother was a washerwoman, poor
-wench"; and, after all, the War Lord himself
-must conduct to "get proper results." Of course,
-everybody was "convinced" of that.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Majesty" was too "lenient." It was "truly
-heartrending" to hear music so "butchered," etc.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"</span><em class="italics">En famille</em><span>," they called it, and Bertha sat
-at the end of the table between two cadets, younger
-sons of a principality not much larger than
-Richmond Park.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Fraulein," whispered one, forgetting, under
-the impetus of youthful confidences, to speak
-through his nose; "Fraulein has dined
-beforehand, of course?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Why, no," she replied innocently, "and I
-am powerfully hungry."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Then you will stay so"—this from the
-loquacious petty prince.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>At that moment the soup was put before the
-War Lord, and he fell to demolishing it at starving
-bricklayer's rate. When he had about half finished,
-the family and guests were served, and when he
-was through, his plate was removed and so were
-the rest. Bertha had had two spoonfuls, and the
-petty prince, who had gulped down four or five,
-grinned broadly.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Fish, entrée and fowl were offered, and
-ruthlessly yanked away in the same rapid gunfire
-fashion. To an empty stomach this teasing with
-coveted food was uncanny!</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"I hope you have dined well," said the
-Empress, after the party adjourned to the "Cup
-Room" for coffee. "Was the service satisfactory?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Excellent," lied Bertha.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The coffee had an abominable oily taste.
-"From my colonies," explained the War Lord.
-"Mighty good, when one gets used to it."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>But Bertha noticed that while his guests were
-served </span><em class="italics">en bloc</em><span>, he brewed coffee for himself and
-wife in a silver Vienna machine.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Desultory conversation: church building, social
-reform, Bismarck, orphans, knitting socks for
-soldiers' children. Ill-concealed yawns. The
-War-Lord would have a game of billiards, and then
-off to the park on Extase (his favourite saddle-horse).</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Ride or drive, which do you prefer, Bertha?"
-he said to the Krupp heiress, going out.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"As Uncle Majesty commands," lisped the
-young girl, very much embarrassed.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"I promised Louise a sleigh ride. Perhaps she
-would like to go with her," suggested the Empress.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"All right. Two horses and outrider."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>An outrider—something, to be sure, but going
-to the park "with that kid."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Princess Victoria Louise was eleven then, and
-intellectually no more advanced than a child of
-four. Poor child! her father's ear trouble seemed
-only one of the dreadful inheritances that stamped
-her a sufferer from Hohenzollern disease. And
-Bertha had fondly imagined that she was to be
-classed with grown-ups!</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Did Fraulein enjoy her lunch?" asked the
-motherly Frau Martha, when summoned to help
-her young mistress change for the outing.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Plenty to eat, but no chance to eat it,"
-replied the Krupp heiress sullenly. "Get me a
-sandwich or two, or I shall faint."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"We were told," wailed Frau Martha, "that
-lunch was dinner for servants, and this was the
-menu: half-bottle of small beer each, yellow peas in
-the husks, three inches of terribly salt boiled beef,
-three potatoes each, two carrots, and no bread."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The Krupp servants, it seems, were no better
-treated than those of the Prince of Wales (afterwards
-King Edward) and the untitled attendants of
-other royal highnesses and majesties, those of the
-King and Queen of Italy, for instance.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>In the 'nineties it was common report in Berlin
-diplomatic circles that the Prince of Wales kept
-away from Berlin because he "could not induce
-any of his favourite servants to be of the party,"
-these favourite servants being the same whom
-the then Court Marshal, von Liebenau—a drill
-sergeant with a gold stick—designated "as the
-hungriest and most impudent set of menials" he
-ever had the misfortune to encounter in the
-exercise of his duties.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Why the epithets?</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>His Royal Highness's valet and his grooms had
-politely asked for eggs and bacon for breakfast, and
-they would not have cold pork and potato salad
-for supper, even though that be the Empress's
-favourite menu to go to sleep on.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>And those "impudent Englishmen" had the
-temerity to ridicule the solitary bottle of small beer
-graciously allowed them by His Prussian Majesty;
-and about this and more the first groom of His
-Britannic Highness and the Berlin excellency had
-an exciting passage of words, memorised,
-rightfully or wrongfully, as follows:</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The Englishman: "The other attendants and
-myself cannot possibly worry along on the breakfasts
-furnished, rolls and bad tea; and salt pork
-and lentils for dinner is not what we are used to."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The Prussian Bully: "Nor do you seem to be
-used to household discipline. But I will have no
-more of your English impudence. I will inform
-the Prince of his servants' unruly behaviour."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The Chief Groom: "Thank you. His Royal
-Highness will then engage board for us at a hotel,
-and there will be an end to starvation diet."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>On another occasion pease pudding, pork, roast
-potatoes and beer were sent to the rooms of Queen
-Marguerite's chief tirewoman for dinner, at the
-Neues Palais, a couple of hours before she was
-expected to dress Her Majesty for a State banquet.
-The dame refused it, and sent for the Empress's
-chief titled servant, Baroness von Hahnke, stating
-in plain terms that, unless she were furnished with
-food suitable to her rank and station, she would
-drive into town to dine, even at the risk of being
-late for Her Majesty's service.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The Baroness, frightened out of her wits, told
-the Empress the facts, and the Imperial lady gave
-Count Puckler (responsible for the sins of the
-kitchen) a terrible talking-to before her other titled
-servants. At the same time she ordered a suitable
-dinner for the Italian lady from her own cuisine—a
-dinner the extras of which upset the budget for
-some weeks to come.</span></p>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 4em">
-</div>
-<p class="center pfirst" id="what-the-maid-saw-and-heard"><span class="bold large">CHAPTER IX</span></p>
-<p class="center pnext"><span class="bold medium">WHAT THE MAID SAW AND HEARD</span></p>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 2em">
-</div>
-<!-- -->
-<blockquote>
-<div>
-<p class="pfirst"><span>Revelations—Sauerkraut and Turnips—What the
-Dachshunds Did</span></p>
-</div>
-</blockquote>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 2em">
-</div>
-<p class="noindent pfirst"><span>FRAU MARTHA to FRAU KRUPP,
-<br /></span><em class="italics">née</em><span> BARONESS VON ENDE.</span></p>
-<p class="noindent pnext"><span>BERLIN, SCHLOSS, </span><em class="italics">Christmas</em><span>.</span></p>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 1em">
-</div>
-<p class="pfirst"><span>GRACIOUS LADY,—May it please the Gracious
-Lady, we arrived safely and sound, and Fraulein
-just started off on a sleigh ride with the little
-Princess, who is as foolish as the poor Mueller
-orphan in our hospital, but, mind, she had
-something warm before I let her go.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Fraulein don't want me to say nothing, but
-duty compels me. Gracious Lady, I must
-tell you that Fraulein got up still hungry from
-table and ate four ham sandwiches, three
-doughnuts and a cream tart, which I bought for her
-with my own money (no matter about that) ere I
-let her go. After I made her warm inside, I made
-her warm underneath, and put on her the beautiful
-sables the late Gracious Gentleman, God rest his
-soul, got given to him in Russia. With all respects
-to Majesty, the little Princess, in her cheap </span><em class="italics">iltiz</em><span>
-(</span><em class="italics">patois</em><span>) garment, looked like a mere rag doll
-compared with our Bertha, please excuse me, Gracious
-Lady.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Gracious Lady will forgive an ignorant girl, but
-the three of us, Fritz and Lenchen and me, call
-the Schloss Starvation Hall.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Except Fraulein and Fritz and Lenchen, I
-haven't heard a decent word since we left home.
-They just snarl and hiss. Because Fraulein is called
-the richest girl in the world, they fetch and carry
-for her, like the mealy-mouthed menials they are;
-but if it wasn't for the tips, I don't think they'd
-do a thing for her.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Fraulein won't tell you, so I do, that the three
-of us rode to the Schloss in a hired coach, because
-Uncle Majesty was too mean to send a carriage for
-us—and to think of what at home we always
-provide for his twenty and more attendants and the
-fine time we give them!</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>I see now why they are always so greedy in
-Essen. They never get such meat and </span><em class="italics">vittel</em><span> as we
-give them, in Berlin or Potsdam; they hardly have
-enough peas in the husks and potatoes in the
-jackets.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Gracious Lady can't imagine their meanness in
-the Schloss. I am told there isn't enough linen to
-give Majesties a daily change. And how the
-hundreds of menservants keep clean, with only two
-bathrooms, and hot water which must be carried
-up four flights of stairs, I can't make out. As to
-the maids, they don't.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>But the poor things can't help it; all they get
-is two marks fifty (half a crown) a day for from
-twelve to sixteen hours' work, and not a cup of
-coffee or a spoonful of soup in this fierce, cold
-weather. And think of it, they don't get their
-wages weekly, as the law allows, but on the third
-day of the month. The poor wretches haven't even
-got a place to eat.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>I won't say a thing about Fraulein's rooms.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Thought Gracious Lady would be pleased to
-know that I am looking after the child, trying to
-keep her in good health, no matter what trouble
-and expense, and I remain, with respects from
-Lena and Fritz, the Gracious Lady's most obedient
-servant,</span></p>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 1em">
-</div>
-<p class="noindent pfirst"><span>MARTHA.</span></p>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 1em">
-</div>
-<p class="pfirst"><span>P.S.—I had to send for towels to the car, for
-the ones given to Fraulein were as hard as boards
-and there were only two, and the maids said they
-would be changed every second day; and I beg the
-Gracious Lady's pardon, but myself and Lenchen
-and Fritz were given two small huckaback towels
-to last through the week, and a tin wash-bowl no
-larger than those we feed the Great Dane out of at
-the villa, and no pitcher or foot-tubs. What are we
-going to do?</span></p>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 1em">
-</div>
-<p class="noindent pfirst"><span>MARTHA.</span></p>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 2em">
-</div>
-<p class="noindent pfirst"><em class="italics">Letter from</em><span> FRAU MARTHA to HERR L——,
-<br /></span><em class="italics">Superintendent of the Household, Villa Huegel</em><span>.</span></p>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 1em">
-</div>
-<p class="noindent pfirst"><span>BERLIN, SCHLOSS, </span><em class="italics">Christmas</em><span>.</span></p>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 1em">
-</div>
-<p class="pfirst"><span>HONOURED HERR L——,—This Schloss is a
-big pigsty, excuse the hard words, and I can tell
-Gracious Lady only half our troubles. There is
-no bathroom for Fraulein, no running water—our
-poorest cottagers in Essen are better off. It takes
-about half an hour to get a cupful of lukewarm
-water from the kitchen, and the maid looks daggers
-if you don't tip up the tin every time.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>If we could only get Fraulein's car into the
-courtyard (there is plenty of room) and live in it,
-we would be all right, for Fraulein's meals I could
-cook on the new-fangled kitchen range, which
-makes no smoke, and she could have her bath
-regularly.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Gracious Lady will have told you about Fraulein
-eating at Uncle Majesty's table. What do I
-say—eating? Fraulein comes back every time half
-dead of hunger. Bertha says it's the quick serving,
-but I had a talk with the stewardess last night,
-and she told me things. The allowances even for
-Majesty's table, she said, are cut so fine, there is
-never enough for all, family, officials and guests;
-and, to cover up the shortness, the courses are
-served quickly as if shot from the new machine-gun
-I have heard Herr Franz talk about. Some
-of the guests get skipped, others are given just a
-mouthful, and part of the food is carried out again
-for the hungry wolves of lackeys.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Mean, now, isn't it, Herr L——? But we,
-I mean Fraulein, has to put up with it while here.
-As to grub allowed to Fritz, me and Lenchen, it's
-sauerkraut and turnips and herrings and black
-bread; but we don't mind, as we can buy outside.
-But I can't take Bertha into eating places, and
-make up for what she goes short at the royal table;
-she has to live on sandwiches and cake for the most
-part. Other arrangements as bad. I would be
-ashamed to tell you of the servants' accommodations:
-back-stairs, rotten-smelling oil lamps. We
-won't be comfortable until we get back home once more.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>For Fraulein's bed I got the linen from our
-car, but as we took just enough for a night's run
-and back you must send some more. I wanted to
-save you the trouble, and asked the housekeeper
-to have some washed. Not here, she said; too
-few in help, no extra tubs, no place to dry.
-When I offered to pay for the soap, that seemed
-to tickle her immensely, but she had to refuse in
-the end.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Honoured Herr L——, tell the servants at the
-Villa they don't half know how well they are off.
-I never did until coming across all this
-high-sounding stop-a-hole-in-the-sieve business.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>You cannot imagine, worthy Mr. Superintendent,
-too, what funny things there are too—the
-War Lord's dachshunds, for instance, all jaws
-and stomach. They look like those yellow-skinned
-truffle Leberwursts held up by Frankfurters,
-and—what do you think?—have been taught to
-snap and nibble the calves of people of quality
-only.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Mine they leave severely alone, thank God;
-but I told Fraulein not to put on too many "lugs,"
-lest they mistake her for a "von."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Of course I can't swear to it, but they do say
-that "Uncle Majesty" has a way, by a mere look,
-of setting the dachshunds on people he dislikes;
-they must be as smart as Herr Director-General's
-French poodles, I reckon. Anyhow, they seem
-to know when "Uncle Majesty" is cross with
-someone and go for him.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>I heard you tell Herr Franz of meeting Count
-Posadownk in Bielefeld and what a great man he
-was. And surely he is a man with a lot of
-authority, but here no one is bigger than a ten-pin
-before "Uncle Majesty."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>George, the chief </span><em class="italics">Jaeger</em><span> who stands behind his
-chair at table and knows everything and
-everybody, has become quite friendly-like with me.
-Well, George says Count Posadownk "gets the
-War Lord's goat" every time he reads those
-long-winded reports of his. But the War Lord
-must listen, says George; "part of Majesty's
-business to hear the ministers' gab." And listen
-he does—the Lord knows how he manages—but
-ten minutes is his limit; after hearing someone
-else talk approaching a quarter of an hour, he is
-"ready to explode," says George.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>By that time the Count is just warming up,
-and you would think nothing short of an
-earthquake could stop him. But the dachshunds are
-as good as the fire-spitting mountain we saw in
-Italy—or was it Switzerland?</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>A wink from "Papa"—"raising or wagging
-an ear," says George—shows the dachshunds that
-Posadownk ought to make himself scarce, and in
-a twinkling they get ready for attack round the
-short clothes and silk stockings.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>While the Count talks his head off, first one,
-then the other bowwow sets up a dismal howl.
-Posadownk raises his voice, the dachshunds yelp
-more loudly, and Majesty, pretending to call them
-off, makes the hullabaloo worse still.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Just the same the Count is crazy to finish, and
-the dachshunds go on inspecting his legs. Maybe
-he gets in a good kick or two, but the hounds are
-experts in pulling at silk stockings without drawing
-blood. Once or twice his Excellency went away
-with stockings in ribbons.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The same thing happened to others having
-business at the palace; the wonder is that no one
-poisons the beasts. If they bit me—a dose of
-something strong for them, you bet.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Remember, nothing about Bertha-and-nothing-to-eat
-to Her Ladyship.—The Herr Superintendent's
-very humble servant,</span></p>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 1em">
-</div>
-<p class="noindent pfirst"><span>MARTHA.</span></p>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 4em">
-</div>
-<p class="center pfirst" id="the-entangling-of-archduke-franz-ferdinand"><span class="bold large">CHAPTER X</span></p>
-<p class="center pnext"><span class="bold medium">THE ENTANGLING OF ARCHDUKE FRANZ FERDINAND</span></p>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 2em">
-</div>
-<!-- -->
-<blockquote>
-<div>
-<p class="pfirst"><span>Discussing the Archduke—"Intoxicate with Promises"—A
-Look at the Map—The War Lord's Miscalculation</span></p>
-</div>
-</blockquote>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 2em">
-</div>
-<p class="pfirst"><span>"What do you think of number one?" asked the
-War Lord, when the door had closed upon Bertha
-at the old Chancellor's Palace.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The diplomat performing the duties of deputy-head
-of the Empire is tall, inclined to corpulence,
-grey moustached and bright eyed. He knocked his
-heels together like a recruit trembling before the
-drill-ground bully. "Majesty refers to Fraulein
-Krupp?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Quite correct."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"She has the benefit of Majesty's personal
-guidance—there's no more to be said," declared
-von Bülow, with conviction. "But who may
-number two be?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Not quite the figurehead of number one.
-I refer to the gentleman coming to see you."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"The Archduke? I was going to beg your
-Majesty for instructions concerning His Imperial
-Highness."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Plain Franz Este, if you please; his incognito
-must be taken very literally."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"At your Majesty's orders."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"He is number two," emphasised Wilhelm;
-and while pretending to look out of the window
-replaced his left hand, which had slipped, upon the
-hilt of his sword. Then, fully accoutred, he
-resumed: "Number one furnishes my arms—</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"And those of the world," put in the
-Chancellor.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"That's where you and </span><em class="italics">all</em><span> of you are
-mistaken. </span><em class="italics">My</em><span> gun works arming </span><em class="italics">my</em><span> enemies? As
-intimated, number one helps to </span><em class="italics">dis</em><span>arm my
-enemies."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>When he saw blank amazement on the Chancellor's
-countenance, he added: "Don't ask how,
-for in this case purpose sanctifies the means.
-Number one, then, is my right arm, while number
-two I intend to make one of my men-at-arms."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Another pause for effect.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"I am all ears, Your Majesty," said von Bülow.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Well, then, bear this in mind: Franz Ferdinand
-has to be indulged despite his marriage to
-the little school marm. He is a fool, of course.
-Well, the Chotek being an encumbrance to
-Franz Ferdinand, we must make her into a quarry
-for our own good. What do you think?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"I am afraid I lack capacity to follow the
-trend of Your Majesty's grand ideas this
-morning," replied the Chancellor, remembering that
-he had been chosen, not to think, but to carry out
-orders.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Well, as you know, I persuaded Francis
-Joseph to wink at the Chotek indiscretion. The
-decree elevating the ex-governess, and making her
-brats of princely estate, ought to have been dated
-from Berlin instead of Ischl, for it was I who placed
-that plum in Her Ladyship's pie, the Olympian
-Emperor notwithstanding. Hence Prince
-Hohenberg—for Franz Ferdinand is more or less his
-wife's husband—is beholden to me for such
-recognition as his marriage received, and Sophie will
-not let him forget it either. Accordingly, I call
-him 'number two' in my combination."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"If the children of this union——"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"</span><em class="italics">Dis</em><span>union," interrupted the War Lord,
-applauding his irony with a loud guffaw.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Disunion," von Bülow obediently repeated,
-"lay claims to the throne, is it Your Majesty's
-intention to support them?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"All Archdukes look alike to me," replied
-the War Lord with fine disdain; "all fools, bigots,
-or both. Rudolph was an exception. At all
-events, it is to our interest to give Herr von Este
-to understand that, if he is determined to make
-Sophie both Empress of Austria and Queen of
-Hungary, Germany will support his mad scheme."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Your Majesty thinks Hungary will accept
-her as Queen?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"She has to, for a morganatic marriage is a
-real marriage according to Hungarian law."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Which suggests the possibility of grave
-internal dissensions," said the Chancellor.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Quite so; to Pan-Germanism this little
-governess is worth five army corps. If her
-marriage causes a split in the Dual Monarchy, why,
-we will annex German Austria and leave the
-Hungarians to die, if they choose, '</span><em class="italics">pro Regi nostro,
-Sophia</em><span>.' But that's quite a long way off. What
-concerns us at present is getting solid with that
-chap. I know what you want to say: A brute, a
-beast. But so long as the Chotek is satisfied, I am."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The latter in response to an indication on von
-Bülow's part that he meant to put in a word or two.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"When I come to think of it," continued the
-War Lord, "neither Alexander, nor Charlemagne,
-nor Napoleon were what you call gentlemen
-overflowing with the milk of human kindness.
-As I see it now—my plans are not quite matured,
-of course—but this is certainly beyond question or
-dispute: As my ally in the conquest of the world,
-a namby-pamby partner would be of confounded
-little use. Besides, for sentiment I have
-Victor—darling fellow!"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Saying this, the War Lord gripped his sword
-so hard that the point of the scabbard threw a
-statuette of the King of Italy off an </span><em class="italics">étagère</em><span>,
-smashing it.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"There he goes," he sneered, kicking at the
-broken china; "uncertain commodities at best,
-these Dagos. Always fishing outside the three-mile
-limit, and everlastingly ogling with England
-and France."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Majesty is pleased to under-estimate King
-Victor's devotion to German interests," ventured
-von Bülow warmly.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"When you were in Rome you used to sing a
-different tune," said the War Lord severely.
-"But </span><em class="italics">revenons à nos moutons</em><span>: Franz Este is a
-bit of a mutton thief himself"—Wilhelm laughed
-heartily at his quibble—"very fond of Hungary
-and Bohemia. We must intoxicate him with the
-promise of great things to be accomplished by the
-union of German arms—German-Austrian, of course."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"May I remind Your Majesty that Franz is
-rather a fanatic in religious matters?" suggested
-the Chancellor.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"I was coming to that," snarled the War
-Lord—it simply maddens Wilhelm to find that
-someone, beside himself, has an idea in his head.
-Whether the religious aspect had occurred to him
-before we don't know, but he pounced upon it
-with vulture-like gusto, adopting it </span><em class="italics">in toto</em><span> as it
-were.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"You will say to him: 'Brothers in arms and
-in faith—the Protestant and the Catholic Church,
-or the Catholic and the Protestant,' I don't care.
-Remind him that Prussia offered the Pope an
-asylum before the invasion of Rome by the
-Italians.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Yes," he continued, "curse the Italians as
-much as you like; promise him Venice and the
-Balkans up to the gates of Constantinople."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The War Lord pressed a button underneath a
-large table fronting the Chancellor's desk,
-whereupon the mahogany top disappeared and another
-marked off in geographical divisions, representing
-the map of Europe and part of Asia, replaced
-it—the </span><em class="italics">Kriegsspiel</em><span>; Europe in battle-array.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The </span><em class="italics">Kriegsspiel</em><span>—War Game—shows the military
-strength of each country in plain, movable
-figures, horse, foot and artillery, navy and aircraft—the
-figures liable to correction from time to time;
-the exact location of the forces is apparent at a
-glance too.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The same applies to fortresses, letters designating
-the origin of the artillery equipment.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Above each country wave its colours in the
-shape of a tiny silk flag, fastened to bead-headed
-pins, easy to stick in anywhere.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The War Lord pulled out a drawer and took
-a handful of German flags, but before using any a
-new thought struck him.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Send for Kast," he commanded curtly.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Adjutant Baron Kast appeared as if catapulted
-into the room.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"I forget the lettering combination—I want
-'k' for Belgium. You are sure the other
-equipments are marked according to latest reports."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"At Your Majesty's service."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The adjutant fixed the 'k' as required and
-stood at attention.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"I will call in case I need you further."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The officer was drawing backwards towards the
-door when the War Lord stopped him.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"One second. I want a cross fixed to letter 'k.'"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Kast, a martinet without ideas of his own, a
-mere </span><em class="italics">mannequin</em><span> moving on the strings of
-discipline, looked blank astonishment.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"If it can't be done, send for the mechanic;
-he shall fix the new combination overnight."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"May I try, Your Majesty?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Kast succeeded in quick order.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Why did you hesitate, if it's so easy?"
-demanded the War Lord.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"With Your Majesty's permission, I was
-wondering whether it was your pleasure to have a
-cross placed against all the 'k's' on the map."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The War Lord looked at von Bülow, who
-dismissed Kast by a look.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Out of the mouths of fools and sucklings,"
-misquoted Wilhelm under his breath, while a
-cruel sneer played about his lips. Then, to the
-Chancellor, aloud: "Inborn stupidity or low
-cunning?"—referring to Kast.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"The first, Your Majesty, the first. Your
-Majesty will agree, when I say that I myself do
-not see the significance of the cross."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"You will—in time," said the War Lord
-brusquely. "But to continue."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>He took a German flag and placed it on the
-spot marked Rome. "The Holy Roman Empire
-of German nationality," he said.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Which Voltaire designated as neither holy,
-nor Roman, nor an Empire," remarked von
-Bülow drily.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Time's passed, time was, time is," quoted
-the War Lord, "or rather will be." For awhile
-he remained in silent reverie, then turned upon the
-Chancellor suddenly. "You asked the other day
-how to mark the English Channel. </span><em class="italics">Gott!</em><span> it's
-worth five million men to Edward. No, don't
-mark it at all; for if the distance between Calais
-and Dover can be bridged only half-way by our
-guns—no impossibility, you know—that strip of
-water won't amount to more than a few army corps."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Again the War Lord remained in deep
-thought. "Noah's ark," he demanded after a
-while.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The Chancellor pulled out a drawer at the side
-of the </span><em class="italics">Kriegsspiel</em><span> table. "At Your Majesty's
-service." The War Lord picked figure after
-figure, dropping them on the floor, until he got
-hold of a small white object.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>He held it between two fingers, eyeing it
-curiously; then moved it deliberately across the
-Channel, holding it aloft, and planted it on the
-spot marked "London."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"The Dove of Peace," he said; "for in
-London we will dictate peace to the world. Tell
-Franz."</span></p>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 4em">
-</div>
-<p class="center pfirst" id="the-crown-prince-on-a-lark"><span class="bold large">CHAPTER XI</span></p>
-<p class="center pnext"><span class="bold medium">THE CROWN PRINCE ON A LARK</span></p>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 2em">
-</div>
-<!-- -->
-<blockquote>
-<div>
-<p class="pfirst"><span>A Gallop with the Crown Prince—On the Way to Surprise</span></p>
-</div>
-</blockquote>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 2em">
-</div>
-<p class="center pfirst"><em class="italics">Letter of</em><span> BERTHA KRUPP </span><em class="italics">to</em><span> FRANZ.</span></p>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 1em">
-</div>
-<p class="pfirst"><span>BERLIN, SCHLOSS.</span></p>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 1em">
-</div>
-<p class="pfirst"><span>DEAR FRANZ,—When I promised to write, I
-expected to put a school-girl's ability at composition
-to the test, being half afraid that my description
-of Berlin and the Court might not pass muster
-with so severe a critic as my dear half-brother.
-But something has happened that makes living in
-the shadow of the throne and royal intimacies and
-reviews and State balls, even the Grand Council
-of the Knights of the Black Eagle, look
-insignificant.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Listen! Yesterday after luncheon the Crown
-Prince came to me with a mysterious air.
-"Bertha," he said, for he is quite familiar, "you
-look like a good, sporty girl; let's fool those fogies,
-and have a lark all by ourselves."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>You may be sure, Franz, I was frightened, and
-looked it I suppose, for he added quickly: "Upon
-my word as an officer, your Mamma may know
-about it." And then he unfolded his plan.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"I am tired to death of the baggage that
-attends our rides, watching with as many eyes as
-a centipede has feet; this afternoon I will lend you
-one of my swift English hunters, and I will ride
-Circe, a devil of a horse that can outdistance
-father's Extase any day. Flottwitz—you know
-he is Master of Horse—promised to give the others
-the slowest plugs in the stables, and we will humour
-their dog-trot as long as the public gaze is upon us.
-But once beyond the dear public's reach, off we
-are, rein and spur. Don't be afraid; the grooms,
-too, will be mounted on grandmothers; they won't
-catch us."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>I felt quite relieved. "It will be jolly," I said.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The Crown Prince laughed immoderately.
-"What a little innocent you are," he cried;
-"running away is only the beginning. As soon as we
-are out of sight, we will turn and gallop to Castle
-Bellevue. There we will dismount, and I will punt
-you across the river. It is but a stone's throw to
-the gipsy's cottage, and that is where I will take you."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>I became apprehensive again. "I am afraid
-of gipsies," I faltered.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Afraid in </span><em class="italics">my</em><span> company?" cried Wilhelm. "I
-forbid you to be afraid of the very devil when I am
-around. I am your cavalier," he added; "you
-must do as I tell you." Then his tone became
-coaxing again. "Don't you like to have your
-fortune told, Bertha? She is a 'bird at it'—makes
-your flesh creep and all that sort of thing."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"But does Auntie Majesty approve?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Bother, Mother; I am not under her thumb,"
-he answered, and I thought it very horrid of him.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Well, Franz, everything came off according to
-programme. For a young girl from Essen to ride
-down The Linden with the Crown Prince, masters
-of horse, maids of honour, chasseurs and grooms is
-lots of fun, and I don't know that I ever enjoyed
-anything so much as the throngs of people in the
-streets and on the sidewalk cheering and waving
-hats and handkerchiefs. But, of course, they
-thought me a Royal Highness or some sort of
-princess, the very least.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Can't you ride astride?" whispered the
-Crown Prince as we passed through the
-semi-shadows of the Brandenburger Thor.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"What is that?" I asked, and somehow got
-the feeling that his question was not the correct
-thing. So I touched my horse with the spur and
-cantered away. Wilhelm joined me quickly.
-"Dog-trot now," he said, and we jogged along
-like Herr Director-General's family on their old
-brown mares.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>After passing Castle Bellevue, promenaders
-became few and far between, and then the
-long-legged hunters increased the distance between
-ourselves and the rest of the party very considerably.
-Suddenly Wilhelm—he asked me to call
-him by his first name, but I always prefix his
-title—whispered: "Now, </span><em class="italics">ventre à terre</em><span>." Setting
-the example he jumped a hedge, I after him—a fine
-race we ran for the next ten minutes.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Then back to Bellevue. We galloped right
-through to the water's edge, and were half across
-the river before the stablemen had caught the
-horses.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><em class="italics">Lieber</em><span> Franz, you must excuse; I can't write
-a word more. Too tired and too excited. So good
-night for to-night and pleasant dreams.—Always
-your good sister,</span></p>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 1em">
-</div>
-<p class="noindent pfirst"><span>BERTHA.</span></p>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 4em">
-</div>
-<p class="center pfirst" id="the-fortune-teller-sees-bertha-in-a-haze-of-blood"><span class="bold large">CHAPTER XII</span></p>
-<p class="center pnext"><span class="bold medium">THE FORTUNE TELLER SEES BERTHA IN A HAZE
-<br />OF BLOOD</span></p>
-<!-- -->
-<blockquote>
-<div>
-<p class="pfirst"><span>Mother Zara Speaks—Ghosts of Infamy—What the
-Blackbird Foretold—The Crown Prince Stands Aloof</span></p>
-</div>
-</blockquote>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 2em">
-</div>
-<p class="center pfirst"><span>BERTHA </span><em class="italics">to</em><span> FRANZ.</span></p>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 1em">
-</div>
-<p class="pfirst"><span>DEAR FRANZ,—The gipsy Wilhelm and I
-visited is not at all like the ones that occasionally
-come to Essen at fair-time or by way of caravans.
-You know we always thought them impostors and,
-small doubt, they were, for the same yarn had to
-do for everybody: the tall, dark man, that would
-come into one's life, was conjured up even for
-little Barbara at the rate of ten </span><em class="italics">pfennigs</em><span>.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Mother Zara is a hundred years old if she is a
-day; a face the colour of an old green-back
-American bank-note crumpled up—thousand and one
-crow's-feet to the inch. Dress: rusty black silk,
-edged with moth-eaten sable; sugar-loaf hat,
-filigreed with zodiacal signs; white mice following
-her wherever she goes.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>This much I observed while waiting. She was
-in an adjoining room and, as I observed through
-the glass door, in no hurry to meet her visitors,
-even though the servant had recognised the young
-master of Bellevue Castle.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Meanwhile the Crown Prince was walking up
-and down, smacking his high boots with the
-riding-whip. I believe he was looking for a mirror—vain
-boy—and was furious at not finding one. Young
-Wilhelm affects to be as nervous and impatient as
-Uncle Majesty, and won't sit down a second if
-there is room to move about.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>At last the door opened and the stooping figure
-of the clairvoyante appeared on the threshold, a
-blackbird perching on her left shoulder and half a
-dozen white mice circling round her feet, or riding
-on the train of her dress.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Mother Zara," cried Wilhelm advancing,
-"I brought my cousin——"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>She shut him up with an imperious gesture.
-"Hold your tongue, young braggart, for this is
-serious business."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>She spoke in a high-pitched, authoritative
-voice, and I tell you, Franz, I was all a-tremble
-when Zara fixed her eyes upon me—eyes that
-looked you through, like the eyes of a sorceress
-you read about in the story books.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"What do I see?" she murmured to herself,
-drawing figures on the sanded stone floor.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"A deuced pretty girl," remarked the Crown
-Prince gallantly.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The clairvoyante shook her stick at Wilhelm.
-"Leave us alone," she cried; "I want no interference."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>When the door had closed Zara turned upon
-me like some wild thing, and I tell you, Franz, I
-wished myself at our little bower at Villa Huegel,
-playing dominoes with you or Mamma.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Who art thou?" she cried. "So young, so
-gentle, so kind of aspect, yet I see thee in a haze of
-blood."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>She walked around me in a circle, dragging her
-terrible crutch, the mice capering and vaulting.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"I can't make it out," she kept mumbling;
-"looks the German, but here men do the ruling,
-and her power for destruction—— Where does it
-come in?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Of course I was too frightened to utter a word.
-I merely gazed upon my tormenter and trembled.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The soothsayer drew her garments around her
-bones and settled down on a low stool before the
-hearth. With her crutch she stirred the ashes,
-separating them from live coals and addressing each
-heap in turn as if they were human beings. As I
-perceived with horror, poor me was the subject of
-her monologue.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Keep to your hell-hole, Mother Toffana,"
-she muttered, sending a half-dead coal into the
-corner (I ought to tell you, Franz, that I have
-been reading Alexandre Dumas of late, otherwise
-I wouldn't have understood half the things she
-said). "Toffana, you are not in it with this child,"
-she continued. "And Joanna of Naples, husband-killer
-and warrior, the number of men and women
-and children that died by you and for you is
-nothing compared with the hosts she will send to
-slaughter."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Madame la Marquise de Brinvilliers," she
-said to a live coal, drawing it nearer, "come and
-feast your eyes on this girl. You did your work
-all right for undertakers, but were a pitiful slacker
-just the same."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>She rose and bowed ceremoniously.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Your Majesty," she mumbled, pointing with
-her crutch to a glowing ember, one of several
-detached from the rest. "You once waged war for
-seven years on a stretch, yet the number of
-Prussians you killed, added to that of your own people
-that perished in battle and by disease, may be
-expressed in six noughts. And," turning to other
-debris, "your record, Catherine of Russia, is quite
-as inadequate as Maria Theresa's compared with
-the prospects for manslaughter held out by this
-young lady!"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>After an ominous silence: "Sheba, Elizabeth,
-Semiramis, aye, ye furies of the White Terror who
-dined off Lamballe's liver, miserable failures all of
-you——" She did not finish, but the end of her
-crutch continued to poke fire and ashes, separating
-and piling up, moving and sweeping along larger
-and again smaller quantities like figures on a
-chessboard.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>She seemed dissatisfied, and as the minutes
-passed, her speech, or rather her mumbling,
-became more and more disconnected. Suddenly
-she drew her stick across the piles, levelling the
-lot. "No use," she cried, turning round and
-addressing me; "I can't get anything out of them.
-Are they holding back, or is Zara losing her
-cunning? But I </span><em class="italics">will</em><span> know," she added fiercely.
-"Who art thou, girl?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>I was speechless with fright, and all engrossed
-with her combinations as Zara was, she scarce
-noticed my silence and lumbered on regardless.
-Maybe, too, no reply was expected.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Not the War Lord's wife," she mused.
-"Augusta is the mother of many children, they
-tell me, nor——." (I didn't catch the rest, it was
-a jumble of mumblings.)</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>After she became articulate again, I heard her
-say: "Oceans of blood have been poured out.
-But what am I saying? She is only a child."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Then out of her black silk mantle she drew a
-pack of cards, threw them on the table, and,
-resting her right hand heavily on the crutch,
-studied the pasteboards anxiously for a while.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Cursed mystery," she whispered. Then to
-the bird: "Jezebel, help!"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The black thing hopped on the table and scattered
-the cards with his feet. Then he picked up
-one with his beak and presented it to his mistress.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"A town in flames," said Zara after scrutiny.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>More cards offered by the bird!</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"A thousand baby-hands raised above the waves!</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"A tumbling cathedral!</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Bodies piled mountain high!</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Women, children and old men for breastworks!</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"A graveyard-ditch a hundred miles long!</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Death lying in wait on the floor of the ocean!</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Fire from the heavens," read Zara, and
-again and again her shrill voice rang out, recording
-horrors even more dreadful.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>When the bird of ill-omen had offered the last
-pasteboard, Zara shook my arms with a fierce
-gesture. "Fiend incarnate, thy name and
-station!" she yelled.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Probably Wilhelm had been listening. "How
-dare you touch Fraulein Krupp," he demanded,
-as, running in, he stepped between me and the
-sorceress.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>At the mentioning of my name, a look of
-triumph came into Zara's face.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"My cards never lie, nor do the embers," she
-proclaimed. "The burning towns, the wails of
-babies rendered fatherless by your works, the waste
-of centuries of culture, the smoke, the fire, the
-calling upon all resources of nature for the
-wholesale annihilation of life—five letters cover it:
-K-R-U-P-P."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The feelings setting my head awhirl must have
-been pictured in my face, for eventually even this
-fury of wrath was moved to mercy; yet like the
-spirit that ever denies, Zara's pity took a cruel
-turn.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Never fear," she said, with a profound
-curtsy; "it is written that the oceans of blood you
-will help spill will not even soil the hem of your
-dress.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"A world in arms, every mother's son turned
-upon every other mother's son, shooting, stabbing,
-bombing, suffocating. Cities laid waste,
-countrysides desolated, brave men changed to vultures,
-honest men to thieves—your work, Bertha Krupp!
-But the War Lady remains scathless!</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Blood's a peculiar liquor—means death to
-those from whom it flows, and profits to her that
-forges the bullets!</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Chimborazos of dead bodies: fathers, brothers,
-nephews and uncles; excellent manure, and your
-dividends, little girl, going up by leaps and
-bounds!</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Towns in ruins—</span><em class="italics">your</em><span> ruins, Bertha, but they
-will have to be rebuilt. More millions in your
-coffers!</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Ten thousands of miles of railways destroyed.
-Look out for big orders, Bertha!</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"The world groaning under unheard-of loads
-of debts—debts created that Essen might flourish.
-Splendid opportunities for investment, eh?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>She continued a while longer in the same cruel
-vein, her basilisk eyes glued upon mine—I couldn't
-get away, try as I might—while Wilhelm, my
-self-proclaimed cavalier, did naught to help me.
-Indeed, I had to endure her abuse till Zara herself
-became tired of hurling invectives, and turned
-upon the Crown Prince with: "Twenty marks,
-please. I have wasted enough time."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Then, like an imprisoned wild thing, seeing the
-open gate, I fled.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Oh, Franz, what does it all mean?</span></p>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 1em">
-</div>
-<p class="pfirst"><span>BERTHA.</span></p>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 4em">
-</div>
-<p class="center pfirst" id="we-will-divide-the-world-between-us"><span class="bold large">CHAPTER XIII</span></p>
-<p class="center pnext"><span class="bold medium">"WE WILL DIVIDE THE WORLD BETWEEN US"</span></p>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 2em">
-</div>
-<!-- -->
-<blockquote>
-<div>
-<p class="pfirst"><span>Dazzling the War Lord—Bartering Kingdoms—Juggling
-with the Church</span></p>
-</div>
-</blockquote>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 2em">
-</div>
-<p class="pfirst"><span>Franz Este, masquerading for incognito purposes
-as Duc de Lorraine, was a tall, closely-knit
-man, no more at home in mufti than a gorilla in
-pyjamas. A bronzed face, disfigured by the
-Habsburg lip and an air of disdain, one would have
-picked him out of thousands as a person to avoid!</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>His speech was a cross between a military
-command and the snarl of an angry dog when addressed
-to persons beneath his rank, and against such the
-physical advantages he boasted were ruthlessly
-exploited. Franz was impervious to heat or cold,
-hence the officers of his household and his servants
-had to endure both in the extreme without proper
-protection.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"If the master can do without an overcoat, or
-wear a close-fitting uniform when it is a hundred
-in the shade, why not you, menials?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>He had a passion for drill and for slaughter. A
-day on the parade ground, meddling with the mere
-outer film of things, seemed to him the pinnacle of
-military achievements. He never stalked, or took
-risks in the chase; the proud deer and the
-miserable hare alike were driven before his gun in vast
-numbers that he might pump lead into them,
-turning forest or plain into shambles.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>He went to visit their Prussian Majesties with
-the fixed intention of dazzling the War Lord with
-a programme of petty regulations about military
-customs and appearances to be introduced at his
-enthronement. A slanting row of buttons was to
-be set in a straight line; another was to be lopped
-off altogether. Yes, indeed, he was considering,
-too, a new movement in the goose-step. And
-those Hungarians! They had little respect for the
-essentials of military obedience; but, with His
-Majesty's advisory help, he would pound it into
-them—yes, pound it!</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Gentle methods might do for women when
-they are decidedly pretty, but not for the people
-as a whole, etc.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Music to the War Lord, who feeds on regulations
-and petty tyrannies as a boa constrictor—if
-the whole can't be masticated at a gulp, why, leave
-the rest for another "try."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Brothers in spirit and in arms!</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Franz," said the War Lord after luncheon,
-enlivened by French champagne with a German
-label—the Court Marshal's way of encouraging
-home industry to the naked eye: German products
-only for German Imperial palates, but beware lest
-a certain august taste be displeased! A bit of
-unpatriotic deception, rather than face such an
-eventuality!</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Franz," said the War Lord, after that fruitful
-and thought-quickening luncheon, "some day
-we will divide the world between us—pope-kaisers
-both of us."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Pope?" gasped Franz, his mind tugging at
-the Jesuit swaddling clothes that he never really
-outgrew.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"You know," insinuated the War Lord-tempter,
-"there is but one way to re-establish
-rulership by divine right as on a rock of bronze:
-impregnate it with sacerdotal authority. I am
-already Chief Bishop of Prussia; the Lutheran
-popeship of the world is my game, as yours should
-be the Roman Catholic popeship."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"What about the Holy Father?" suggested
-the Jesuits, using Franz as a speaking-tube.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Holy fiddlesticks," laughed the War Lord.
-"As one of the English Henrys put it: 'I will be
-damned ere an Italian parson dictates to me in my
-own realms.'"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The War Lord bowed ceremoniously. "Hail
-thee, spiritual and mundane lord—true Emperor
-of Slavs, Czechs, Magyars, Poles, Russians,
-Servians, Bulgarians and Montenegrins."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"But Italy—you promised me Italy," muttered Franz.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Correct, in exchange for German Austria!"
-said the War Lord.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Do I have to give up Vienna?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Rome is a more celebrated place, and if it gets
-too hot in August, Petersburg will make a splendid
-summer resort. There is Prague and Budapest
-besides. I thought you liked the Hradschin?" he
-added gaily.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>When Franz still refrained from entering into
-the spirit of the proposals, the War Lord opened
-a miniature safe on the top of his desk.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Have a 'genuine,' same as Edward smokes.
-Have to keep them in a burglar-proof safe—those
-thieving lackeys, you know. You have the
-same trouble at Bellevue" (the Austrian heir's
-Vienna town house) "I suppose."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"God punish the scoundrels—yes," replied the
-pious Franz, and, accustomed to the cheap and
-nasty output of the Austrian tobacco monopoly
-with its endless stogies, helped himself eagerly.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"A mark apiece," boasted Wilhelm, like a
-Jew commenting on early strawberries.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Italy being a sort of apanage to the Emperor
-of the Slavs"—more bowing and scraping—"you
-wouldn't care to have a rival court on your hands,
-would you? And that's what the Vatican will
-always be so long as it is allowed to exist."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"You would abolish it?" cried Franz, alarmed.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Not completely; I would retain the Holy
-Father as a sort of Christian Sheikh-ul-Islam,
-yourself to be the real responsible head of the
-Church."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"The Pope is not a married man."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Alexander VI. was, and also some others.
-Besides, the Tsar whom you are to succeed as
-orthodox pope never was a stickler for celibacy."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Orthodox pope?" echoed Franz, his Jesuit
-blood a-tingle.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>To his pietist understanding the mere mention
-of a rival Church was as a red rag to a bull, and no
-one realised that condition of his mind more fully
-than the War Lord. But would he allow the even
-tenor of these </span><em class="italics">pourparlers</em><span> to be disturbed by the
-conscientious scruples of the surly individual
-smoking his </span><em class="italics">echte</em><span>? Not he!</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Conscientious scruples, indeed, and in world
-politics too! He had not previously given the
-subject any thought, but on his desk lay a letter
-marked: "On the Service of the Holy See"—a
-happy coincidence and a suggestion.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The papal </span><em class="italics">breve</em><span> dealt with nothing more
-momentous than the shifting of the protectorate
-over the Christians in Turkey, but the mysterious
-word State-secret covers a multitude of lies.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"My dear Franz," said the War Lord, weighing
-the Pope's letter in his hand, "the problems
-you seem to approach with fears and trepidation
-are fully treated in this document. However,
-without the Holy Father's consent, I dare not
-reveal his intentions. But this much I can say on my
-own responsibility: after we get through with
-Russia, there will be no orthodox question. The
-orthodox Church will have to unite with the
-Catholic——"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The late Whistler would have loved to draw
-Franz's face while the future Emperor of the Slavs
-listened with covetousness and fanaticism, the
-zealot's ardour and the brute's vindictiveness
-written large in his usually stony face.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Will have to make submission to Rome," he
-interrupted, pounding the table.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"As you like, King of Rome." To offset the
-Duke's holy fervour, the War Lord affected a tone
-of calmness utterly at variance with his ideas.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"The coming union of the Catholic and
-Orthodox Churches——" he continued.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"The absorption of the schismatic Church by
-the only true Church," insisted Franz.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Will make it particularly important for you
-to have the office of Pontifex Maximus in addition
-to that of Emperor and King," said the War Lord.
-"I'll let Bülow talk details."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"After consultation with my father confessor?"
-asked Franz anxiously.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Why not unfold our plans to a council of
-Archduchesses and the whole priest-ridden pest?"
-cried the War Lord, momentarily forgetful of his
-rôle. "I beg your pardon," he added quickly;
-"I was quoting Bismarck. What I meant to say
-is: that our </span><em class="italics">pourparlers</em><span> are strictly confidential—not
-a word to any one, confessor, Francis Joseph,
-or the Princess herself. I have your word as an
-officer?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Never was a word of honour more reluctantly
-forthcoming than that of the prospective Emperor
-of the Slavs.</span></p>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 4em">
-</div>
-<p class="center pfirst" id="getting-even-with-the-war-lord"><span class="bold large">CHAPTER XIV</span></p>
-<p class="center pnext"><span class="bold medium">GETTING EVEN WITH THE WAR LORD</span></p>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 2em">
-</div>
-<!-- -->
-<blockquote>
-<div>
-<p class="pfirst"><span>The Hungarian Nero—The Episode of the Mouse</span></p>
-</div>
-</blockquote>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 2em">
-</div>
-<p class="pfirst"><span>Emperor of the Slavs, King of Rome, Avenging
-Angel of the Schism and its Grand Lord
-Destroyer—Pope even—though he had misgivings as
-to the propriety of the latter title—what prospects
-for the son of the degenerate Karl Ludwig—and
-the War Lord footing the bill! A Protestant,
-true enough, but his friends, the Jesuits, held that
-the purpose sanctifies means, whatever their
-character.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>How they would rejoice at the news!</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>But his word as an officer! Pshaw! The War
-Lord calling himself "all-wise," "all-seeing,"
-etc., had been fooled for once by the
-simple-minded Bohemian, for Franz's left hand was on
-his back when </span><em class="italics">parole d'honneur</em><span> was demanded,
-and he lost no time gripping his thumb with the
-other fingers and pressing it hard.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Mental reservation! That little matter was
-settled, and in most approved style. </span><em class="italics">Honi soit qui
-mal y pense</em><span>.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>A while later Franz asked to be confessed.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Not while your soul is in the state of
-disgrace," pronounced Father Bauer with impressive
-solemnity.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Franz's bold front melted away like butter
-before a blast furnace. "Pray confess me, your
-reverence!" he cried, terror all over his face.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"After due reflection," was Bauer's niggardly
-consent. "Your Highness will retire to the
-oratory now."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>And like a schoolboy ordered to bare his skin
-for a birching, the Emperor of the Slavs—so
-proud, so adamant, so haughty before the
-War-Lord—went into his bedroom, where his </span><em class="italics">prie-Dieu</em><span>
-stood in front of the miniature travelling altar that
-accompanied His Highness wherever he went.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>In respect to absolute submission to the clergy,
-Franz rivalled Charles and Ferdinand of Spain; he
-retained, too, the utmost respect for the persons
-of the reverend gentlemen who dominated him by
-virtue of their priestly office.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>On his part, Franz came from the oratory a
-much chastened Prince. Bauer was waiting to
-hear Franz's report of his interview with the War
-Lord—or as much of it as the heir thought well
-to divulge at the time being, for the breach of faith
-he had been absolved beforehand. After all,
-while Bauer had full charge of Franz's personal
-conscience, so to speak, the real powers behind
-the proposed Slav throne was the Cardinal
-Archbishop of Vienna, the Papal Legate and the Czech
-black aristocracy.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The latter, indissolubly wedded to Franz's
-interest by his marriage with the Chotek, was his
-chief support in the Dual Monarchy. Hungary
-had labelled him Nero, the Germans regarded him
-as a renegade, while Trieste and the Trentino
-suspected him of harbouring treachery against the
-Motherland.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>That he was wedded to the idea of the restoration
-of the States of the Church was a foregone
-conclusion, and the re-establishment of the
-Austrian Archdukes—who forfeited their Italian
-thronelets under Victor Emmanuel II.—would be
-the logical sequence.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Of course, there is the Triple Alliance,"
-faltered Franz.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Not at all binding," decided Bauer, "since
-one of the signatories is under the ban of the
-Church, and the other" (with a mock bow before
-a painting of the War Lord) "a heretic."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Franz reverently kissed the Jesuit's hand. "A
-relief, a priceless relief of grave conscientious
-scruples," he said warmly. "Thank you, Father
-Bauer." Then, giving his voice quite an Olympian
-intonation: "We have no further commands for
-you to-night."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Franz Este swore lustily when he discovered a
-red silk nightgown under his pillow. After a
-Vienna haberdasher had told him that Alexander
-of Servia had worn a night garment of this colour,
-he had banished them from his wardrobe, intending
-to use the supply on hand for presents.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Franz tugged viciously at the crystal knobs of
-the rococo chest of drawers, pulling one to the
-ground and dislocating the handles of others.
-"Confound it! All red, Alexander-red—red as blood!"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>An ill omen? A thorough fanatic, Franz was
-the most superstitious of men. However, as
-subsequent events showed, in this case superstition
-was the mother of horrors unparalleled. Alexander's
-fate had been sealed eight months before,
-when the red-nightgowned King and his Queen
-were slaughtered in their bedchamber; but
-somewhere among the Balkan principalities the plot
-that eventually did away with Franz and his
-Duchess might have been hatching even
-then—who knows?</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The taciturn, soured, cruel Franz forgot about
-the Alexander-hued nightgown when he prepared
-to report the day's events to his wife, for he loved
-Sophie. He used a small table at the foot of the
-big rococo couch for a writing-desk, and as he sat
-there, facing the silvered canopy with China silk
-curtains falling from a crown held aloft by cupids,
-his face recalled the features of a French soldier
-who had been condemned to death for a series of
-crimes, and who, to his judges and fellow-men, had
-boasted of his utter lack of feelings.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The soldier had never loved anyone, neither
-parents nor friends, neither woman nor man,
-neither animal, nor money, nor precious things.
-He hated them all, and his only aim in life was
-destruction. But when he lay in the sands,
-bleeding from a dozen wounds, as ordered by the court
-martial, a little mouse was seen to emerge from the
-sleeve of his tunic, went capering up the prostrate
-form, and glued his nozzle to the man's mouth.
-And with his last breath the apostle of hate kissed
-the tiny rodent.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Like the trooper, so Franz, the man who
-spurned a nation's love, was not entirely barren
-of sentiment. He had a tender spot in his heart
-for Sophie, even as Sophie, mouse-like, loved the
-man who made a point of being hated. Human
-nature: even Nero loved Poppæa once.</span></p>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 4em">
-</div>
-<p class="center pfirst" id="auntie-majesty-and-bertha"><span class="bold large">CHAPTER XV</span></p>
-<p class="center pnext"><span class="bold medium">"AUNTIE MAJESTY" AND BERTHA</span></p>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 2em">
-</div>
-<!-- -->
-<blockquote>
-<div>
-<p class="pfirst"><span>A Royal "Commercial"—Blood and Benevolence</span></p>
-</div>
-</blockquote>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 2em">
-</div>
-<p class="pfirst"><span>"My dear child," continued Auntie Majesty,
-"you ought to thank God on your knees for
-permitting you those grand opportunities to do
-good."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"I hope I am duly grateful, Auntie Majesty."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"And, of course, next to God, it is your Uncle
-Majesty to whom you are most indebted."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Bertha curtsied with the readiness peculiar to
-German girls, whose left knee seems always on
-the point of "knixing," which word signifies an
-arrested attempt at kneeling. Since Napoleonic
-times kneeling before royalty has gone out of
-fashion, even in Spain, where the Prime Minister
-was formerly obliged to play chess with the King
-while down on his knees, and woe to the excellency
-who attempted to sit on his haunches.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Bertha assured Auntie Majesty how much she
-appreciated the War Lord's efforts on behalf of
-the Krupp works. Her own father could not have
-done more. Truly wonderful orders are coming
-in, the Herr Director-General had informed her
-this very morning. East, west, north and
-south—everybody seemed to want Krupp guns now.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"All your Uncle Majesty's doings," insisted
-the "crowned auntie." "His ambassadors and
-consuls in all parts of the world have orders to
-drum up trade for you, and those that do not
-succeed pretty soon find themselves A.D. (retired),
-they say."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"I hope not!" cried Bertha, emphasising the
-last word. "I don't care for people to lose their
-positions on my account, and will speak to Uncle
-about it."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>To say that Her Majesty was amazed at the
-outburst is putting it mildly. She had been given
-to understand that Bertha was tractability personified,
-and here she was talking in "Majesty's" own
-vein, a thing Augusta had never dreamt of doing
-in all the years of her married life.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Fraulein Krupp," she said very seriously,
-"shall have to report to your mother what you
-have said."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Mamma has nothing to do with affairs of that
-sort. They rest entirely with Uncle Majesty and
-myself!" said Bertha.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>What language, and to her! And from a mere
-child, too! Auntie Majesty opened her mouth for
-a sharp rebuke, when she remembered what the
-War Lord had said about a certain lady.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Vulgar," had been Her Majesty's estimate.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"</span><em class="italics">Non olet</em><span>," corrected Wilhelm. "If her
-words are offensive, let the jingle of her millions
-drown them; if she insists upon eating peas with
-her knife—why, remember that Croesus ate with
-his fingers."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>And Count Wedell (Minister of the Royal
-House) had only recently told her (with a
-thousand apologies, to be sure) that Bertha's income
-was larger than the War Lord's.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Besides, "Auntie Imperial" had promised a
-portion of Bertha's vast income to "her God." She
-uses the personal pronoun in connection with
-the Deity without blasphemous intention, of course,
-nor does she allow herself to speculate on the War
-Lord's theory that the Hohenzollerns control a
-god of their own, and that another god is keeping
-a benevolent eye on Prussian baby-killers.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Augusta Victoria decided, after reflection, to
-give the subject a turn favouring her pious
-schemes.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Remember what the fathers of the Church
-have said: 'Women have no voice'—they
-certainly should not meddle in administrative
-matters." Her Majesty affected a smile. "Leave
-these to your guardian, and, when at times his
-measures seem harsh or incomprehensible,
-acquiesce nevertheless, for in the end it's results
-that count."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The Queen of Prussia is a good woman at
-heart. She wouldn't hurt a fly, but a million men
-put under the sod roused no squeamish sentiments;
-for, of course, if the War Lord makes war, it is for
-God's greater glory, and did he not tell the recruits
-the other day that it was inexpressibly sweet to die
-for him? So let the million perish.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Auntie Majesty was careful not to mix blood
-and iron with her arguments in favour of
-gun-making and explosives. If Essen manufactured
-Nuremberg toys or Munich honey cake, she could
-not have used more innocuous terms referring to
-its death-dealing industry. At any rate, it must
-be kept up—nay more, its output must be doubled
-and trebled to continue the charities and works of
-benevolence inaugurated by the Krupp family on
-the present grand scale and to extend them
-farther, as Bertha had planned.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>It all sounded good to the young War Lady.
-With Zara's perturbing admonitions still fresh in
-her mind, she welcomed justification of the course
-mapped out by Uncle Majesty, and the conference
-closed to mutual satisfaction.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Augusta Victoria received the promise of an
-annual subscription of 50,000 marks for her
-church-building schemes, and Bertha that of Her
-Majesty's hearty co-operation in Essen's
-social-work campaign. More than that, Her Majesty
-would come to inspect Bertha's hospitals, schools,
-old people's homes and asylums.</span></p>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 4em">
-</div>
-<p class="center pfirst" id="how-franz-ferdinand-was-fooled"><span class="bold large">CHAPTER XVI</span></p>
-<p class="center pnext"><span class="bold medium">HOW FRANZ FERDINAND WAS FOOLED</span></p>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 2em">
-</div>
-<!-- -->
-<blockquote>
-<div>
-<p class="pfirst"><span>Vienna's Opinion of the Kaiser—Afternoon Tea
-for the War Lord—Playing Up to Ferdinand—When
-Britain Slammed the Door—The Archduke is Not
-Satisfied</span></p>
-</div>
-</blockquote>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 2em">
-</div>
-<p class="pfirst"><span>"There goes our Lady of the Guns," whispered
-the War Lord to Franz Este, as they stepped
-from the private gate into the palace yard, where
-their entourage, already mounted, was awaiting
-their advent.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"The Krupp heiress I heard about? You are
-her godfather, are you not?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"More!"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Franz was so taken aback that he forgot for
-the moment to swing his right leg, whereupon
-Umberto, objecting to such left-sided proceedings,
-reared and would have thrown him, had not two
-energetic grooms pounced upon the charger.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Be careful, it's Italy you are riding," chaffed
-Wilhelm, when the cavalcade was safely under
-way. Quite a stately procession: masters of horse
-in scarlet and gold; the adjutants on duty,
-outriders, grooms and a platoon of gendarmes.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"How so Italy?" queried Franz.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Victor Emmanuel's father used him on his
-several visits to Berlin, and he has been reserved
-for heavy-weights like yourself ever since. A
-wilful beast, even treacherous."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Hence well named," said Franz sententiously,
-at the same time locking his thighs more
-closely. "As to the Krupp girl, what were you
-going to say?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"First tell me what Vienna thinks of my
-connection with Krupp affairs."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"You won't take offence?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Not a bit."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"And won't be annoyed even if it smacks of
-</span><em class="italics">lèse-majesté</em><span>?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Rot and nonsense. Go on."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Franz drove his brute nearer to the War Lord's side.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"They </span><em class="italics">do</em><span> say," he whispered, "that you sort
-of kidnapped Bertha against her mother's will, and
-are now conducting the business solely with an eye
-to dividends."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"They think me Leopold II.," quizzed the
-War Lord, alluding to the business methods of
-the late King of the Belgians. "Excellent; a lie
-to be encouraged! But as a matter of fact—</span><em class="italics">entre
-nous</em><span>, of course; strictly </span><em class="italics">entre nous</em><span>—I acted upon
-the principle of </span><em class="italics">jus primae noctis</em><span>. In olden times,
-when the vassal died, the liege lord assumed charge
-of the property for the dead man's eldest son,
-presumably his lordship's, which action forestalled
-wastage of the estate. As liege lord of Prussia I
-deemed it my duty to prevent the disintegration
-of the Fatherland's war machinery, and had myself
-appointed Bertha's guardian, with full power to
-act. Of course, the Baroness does not like that;
-neither did the vassal's widow cherish the idea of
-becoming a chattel."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"And is she easily managed?" asked Franz,
-as he dealt the fractious Umberto a vicious blow
-between the ears.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Not that fashion," replied the War Lord,
-when he had caught up with his guest; "flattery
-is the thing with girls. That and a certain amount
-of unctuousness, backed by divine right, I found
-quite an irresistible combination."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"You mean to say that you flatter where you
-can command?" asked Franz.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Certainly not," replied the War Lord, pulling
-himself up straight. "I merely insinuate that
-my wishes with regard to the running of the plant
-are her own; consequently, I do as I like at
-Essen."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The War Lord raised his riding-whip in the
-direction of the Master of the Horse, trotting
-behind, whereupon that functionary gave spur and
-galloped ahead. Thirty seconds later the advance
-guard wheeled right and left, drawing up at the
-sides of the avenue, and leaving a clear space for
-Wilhelm and Franz.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"May they enjoy the dust we are kicking up,"
-laughed the War Lord, as they pressed on. When,
-on their return to the palace, the General Staff
-building was in sight, Wilhelm consulted his
-wristwatch. "Gottlieb's tea hour," he said quite
-incidentally. "Suppose we stop and have a cup!"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>He referred to Count Haeseler, sometimes
-called the German Galliffet, though as a cavalry
-officer in active service his epaulettes never knew
-more than two stars. However, subsequently he
-won much fame as an administrator and organiser,
-and, by catering to the War Lord's love for
-mounted rifles, dragoons, hussars and uhlans,
-enjoyed rapid and steady advancement. Still,
-having a will of his own and small hesitation to
-state it when goaded to opposition, he might never
-have achieved the supreme honour of field marshalship
-had he not been in his youth the favourite
-adjutant of the War Lord's "sanctified uncle,"
-the Red Prince Frederick Charles, father of the
-Duchess of Connaught.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>In the War Lord's opinion, Frederick Charles
-ranked next to his </span><em class="italics">Herr Grossvater</em><span> (Mister
-Grandfather), and whenever Wilhelm became too
-insistent on some strategic madness of his own,
-Haeseler had but to say: "That's one of the
-things His Royal Highness was most strenuously
-opposed to," to cause the Imperial nephew to
-cave in.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Of course, the meeting with Franz Este had
-been prearranged, but Haeseler played the
-surprised to perfection: Too bad Imperial Highness
-was incog.; otherwise he might run over to Posen
-to inspect his regiment, the Tenth Hussars. He
-(Haeseler) had just had that pleasure. </span><em class="italics">Schneidig,
-grossartig</em><span> (cutting, immense), and Haeseler
-knocked his heels together. "Horses, men,
-uniforms, drill, perfect as new-laid eggs."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Hard boiled, I hope," said the War Lord;
-and all three shook with laughter.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"And what may my marshal have been
-doing?" asked the War Lord.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Reading up the testament of Frederick the Great."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Any relation to the testament of Peter the
-Great?" asked Franz anxiously.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Imperial Highness is pleased to jest," replied
-Haeseler. "Peter the Great's last will, so called,
-was an invention of Napoleon to justify his making
-war on his friend Alexander, while the third
-Napoleon revived the fraud for purposes of the
-Crimean campaign."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>In his surprise the War Lord, who knows
-history only as taught in school, dropped a bit of
-marmalade on his white cloth tunic.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Unless you can prove these statements, you
-will have to pay for cleaning this," he said,
-looking sharply at Haeseler.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"May it please Your Majesty, I will consult
-the card index." The marshal pulled out a drawer.
-"Here it is," he said: "'</span><em class="italics">Napoleon Auteur du
-Testament de Pierre le Grand</em><span>,' and here is another
-volume: '</span><em class="italics">Les Auteurs du Testament du Pierre le
-Grand</em><span>.'"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Authentic?" queried the War Lord.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Abundantly so. Shall I send these volumes
-to the Schloss?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"No; I have no time for reading </span><em class="italics">olle scharteken</em><span>"
-(ancient tomes).</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"In that case I'll want them," said Franz, who
-was of a studious nature. "Have you got
-anything more on the subject?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Only an essay printed in the </span><em class="italics">Augsburger
-Allgemeine Zeitung</em><span>."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Send that too." The Bavarian town being
-a stronghold of Catholicism, Franz evidently
-concluded that anything printed there was akin to
-gospel.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"But you referred to the testament of
-Frederick the Great." The War Lord's voice
-betrayed impatience, and Haeseler made haste to
-explain, i.e. repeat his lesson, as it were.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"May it please Your Majesty and His Imperial
-Highness."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"'Herr von Este,' if you please," interrupted
-Franz.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Herr von Este," repeated the marshal
-obediently, bowing low, "the most precious
-inheritance come to us from the hero of the Seven
-Years' War is his admonition that Prussia must
-correct her coast line. He had intended doing so
-himself, but time and opportunity were unfavourable,
-and so his plans for blazing a road to the
-oceans are awaiting our initiative. By grasping it
-we will carry out the last will of Frederick the
-Great."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"And what were his late Majesty's plans?"
-asked Franz.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"To move Prussian mile-posts up to the
-Channel and ocean, to plant ourselves in the sea
-area between the English, French and Belgian
-coasts, the waters through which most of the
-world's trade must pass," cried Haeseler
-enthusiastically.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"But that would mean annexation of Belgium
-and Holland," demanded Franz.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Count Haeseler, having instructions not to
-answer questions of that kind, bent over a series
-of maps illustrating the history of Frederick the
-Second, while the War Lord, disregarding the
-question, commanded curtly: "The strategic
-points, please."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Count Haeseler traced them at the end of a
-blue pencil:</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"King Frederick planned a quick march from
-the Rhine through Belgium, forcing Liége, then
-the capital of an ecclesiastical principality, and
-pouncing upon Nieuport on the North Sea. Next,
-he intended to attack Dunkirk and Gravelines.
-Then to Calais. His final objective point was
-Paris, of course."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Never heard of such a plan," said Franz.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Because at Frederick's time these territories
-were an apanage of the Habsburgs," volunteered
-the War Lord. "Proceed, Haeseler."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"I can only reassert what I have submitted to
-Your Majesty more than once—namely, that King
-Frederick's plan is as sound to-day as at the
-time——"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"When Prussia presented England with
-Canada and made secure her Empire in India,"
-interrupted the War Lord. "And isn't she
-grateful for the inestimable services rendered by
-us with a generous heart?" he continued,
-warming his thighs and his wrath at the gas logs.
-"Won't allow us to acquire coaling stations in any
-part of the world. Shuts the door in our face in
-Africa, Asia and America, and supports with
-treasure and blood, if necessary, any scheme
-intended to impede Germany's progress, territorially
-and economically.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"We depend for our very life on foreign trade,
-yet England would restrict us to the Baltic and a
-few yards of North Sea coast.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Franz," he cried, rising and holding out his
-hand, "I will turn the Adriatic into an inland lake
-for the Emperor of the Slavs if you will help me
-secure the French Channel coast line, the
-north-eastern districts and the continental shores of the
-Straits of Dover. Is it a bargain?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Franz, too, had risen, and was about to clasp
-the War Lord's hand when his eye lit upon the
-field-marshal. "You bound me to secrecy," he
-said doggedly, "yet our private pourparlers seem
-to be property of your General Staff."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"The heads of my General Staff know as much
-as I want them to, Herr von Este, no more, no
-less," replied the War Lord in a strident voice.
-Then, in less serious mood: "Come, now, the
-</span><em class="italics">Kapellmeister</em><span> does not play </span><em class="italics">all</em><span> the instruments,
-does he? and don't you think I have more important
-things to do than worry over charts and maps
-and figures. That is </span><em class="italics">his</em><span> work," inclining his head
-toward the field-marshal.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>When Franz the Sullen still withheld
-acquiescence the War Lord continued in a bantering
-tone: "He is preparing the way, is Haeseler.
-While at Strassburg and neighbourhood, take a
-look at his sixteenth army corps, kneaded and
-knocked into invincibility by him. If there is a
-superior war machine, then our Blücher was beaten
-at Waterloo. Let his boys once get across the
-French frontier—they will never again leave La
-Belle France. Haeseler catechism!"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>And more in the same boastful martinet vein,
-winding up with the promise of sending to the
-Austrian heir </span><em class="italics">de luxe</em><span> editions of Haeseler's
-contributions to the General Staff history of the
-Franco-German War and of his technical writings
-on cavalry exercises and war discipline—a sure way
-of pleasing Franz. Yet it was patent enough that
-the Jesuit disciple was only half mollified.
-Desperate means were in order!</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"I tell you what"—the War Lord dropped
-his voice—"I will lend you Haeseler for a
-fortnight or a month. Invite him to Konopischt"
-(the Austrian heir's Hungarian seat) "and find
-out everything. What he doesn't know about
-horse, foot and artillery, especially horse, is not
-worth knowing."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>At last Franz's face lit up. "I'll take you at
-your word," he said warmly.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Franz's thirst for military knowledge was
-insatiable. He had read most of the books, ancient
-and modern, on the science of war; had consulted
-all living army leaders of the day; was, of course,
-in constant communication with his own General
-Staff; and knew the methods of the Austrian,
-Russian, German and Spanish cavalry, both by
-practice and observation, since he took his honorary
-proprietorship of the Bavarian Heavy Troopers,
-the Saxon Lancers, the Russian 26th Dragoons
-and the Spanish Mounted Chasseurs very seriously.
-But to have Haeseler for private mentor and
-adviser, to be hand and glove with the premier
-cavalry expert of the world, at one time apprentice
-of Frederick Charles, the Red Prince, was indeed
-a priceless privilege.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Will you come?" he asked Haeseler.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Oh yes, he is coming, don't you worry,"
-cried the War Lord, even before Haeseler finished
-the phrase: "At your Imperial Highness's
-command."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"His Excellency shall demonstrate to me that
-the offensive partnership you propose will be to
-mutual advantage," said Franz quickly, to
-forestall possible further arguments on the exchange
-of the Italian Adriatic for the French-Belgian-Dutch
-Channel coasts.</span></p>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 4em">
-</div>
-<p class="center pfirst" id="diamond-cut-diamond"><span class="bold large">CHAPTER XVII</span></p>
-<p class="center pnext"><span class="bold medium">DIAMOND CUT DIAMOND</span></p>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 2em">
-</div>
-<!-- -->
-<blockquote>
-<div>
-<p class="pfirst"><span>The War Lord's Secret Staircase—Some Outspoken
-Opinions—Royal Fisticuffs—Otto of Bavaria—A
-Secret Service Man—More Dreams</span></p>
-</div>
-</blockquote>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 2em">
-</div>
-<p class="pfirst"><span>The reports of two meetings between exalted
-personages, held on the eve of the day memorable
-for the conference at the General Staff building,
-would furnish a clever editor with "deadly
-parallels" of vast interest.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><em class="italics">Dramatis personæ</em><span> of one meeting: The War
-Lord and Bülow. Scene: The library of the
-Frederick Leopold Palace, nearly opposite the
-Chancellory.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Meeting number two: Franz von Este and
-Lorenz Schlauch, Cardinal Archbishop of Gross
-Wardein, Hungary. Scene: A private parlour in
-the Hôtel de Rome, near the Schloss.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The pall of secrecy hung over both trysting
-places. Cardinal Schlauch, of his Hungarian
-Majesty's most obnoxious Opposition, would have
-lost caste with his followers if seen with the
-"Habsburg Nero," and the latter would have
-had a strenuous </span><em class="italics">quart d'heure</em><span> with Francis
-Joseph had "Uncle" known of his intimacy
-with Schlauch. Hence the room at the hotel,
-and Adolph Muehling, guard of honour, outside
-the door.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Why press the old proprietor into service, when
-a word to the Commandant of Berlin would have
-brought sentinels galore?</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Because Count Udo von Wedell, head of the
-German Secret Service, occasionally unloads a
-uniformed stenographer on an unsuspecting, but
-suspected, visitor to Berlin; and, Udo failing,
-Captain von Tappken, his right-hand man, might
-be tempted to do so. Spy mistrusts spy, you know.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>On his part the War Lord was as anxious to
-keep his conference with Bülow from Franz, as
-Este was to invent excuses for wishing a night free
-from social duties or official business. Accordingly
-Wilhelm had twice changed the programme.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>His first idea was to receive Bülow at the
-Schloss. No; Franz might hear of it. His valet
-(Father Bauer) was singularly well supplied with
-money, and royal lackeys (confound them!) prefer
-</span><em class="italics">trinkgeld</em><span> to medals, even. Again, he might drive
-to the Wilhelmstrasse himself, if it were not for
-those penny-a-liners at the Kaiserhof, a whole
-contingent of them, bent on getting coin out of
-nothing. Already vague hints at an incognito
-royal visitor had appeared in one or two gutter
-journals.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Augustus tells me that Frederick Leopold
-had his Berlin house thoroughly overhauled.
-Nothing unusual about inspecting the renovated
-lair of the Prussian Croesus?" suggested Prince
-Phili Eulenburg. He referred, of course, to the
-Grand Master of Ceremony and the Lord of
-Klein-Glenicke, the War Lord's cousin and
-brother-in-law.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"By Jove, you are almost too smart for
-an ambassador, Phili," cried Majesty; "you
-deserve a wider field, the Wilhelmstrasse or the
-Governorship of Klein-Popo should be yours.
-Meanwhile, and until one of those posts becomes
-vacant, 'phone Bülow to meet me in Leopold's
-library at nine sharp. Moltke shall send six men
-of the First Guards to investigate garden and all,
-and they will remain for corridor duty. Augustus,
-of course, must communicate with Leopold's
-</span><em class="italics">maître d'hôtel</em><span>."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>At 8.55 P.M. the War Lord, in mufti, fur collar
-of his great-coat hugging the tops of his ears,
-slipped down the secret staircase leading from his
-apartments to a side door, and into Count von
-Wedell's quiet coupé. The Secret Service man
-who acted as groom had mapped out a circuitous
-route, avoiding the Linden and Charlottenstrasse.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>When the carriage passed the Kaiserhof the
-War Lord could not resist the temptation to bend
-forward. "Udo," he said, "are you not ashamed
-of yourself, robbing these poor devils at the
-journalists' table? If they knew how I am
-suffering in your springless cab—oh, but it does
-hurt!—it would mean at least ten marks in their pocket."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Confound their impudence," said Count von
-Wedell. "But Your Majesty's criticism of the
-coupé is most à propos—just in time to insert the
-item for a new one in the appropriation."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"The devil!" cried the War Lord. "I
-thought this ramshackle chariot your personal
-property."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Wilhelm likes to spend other people's money,
-but with State funds it is different, for every
-</span><em class="italics">pfennig</em><span> spent for administration reduces the total
-His Majesty "acquires."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>True, Prussia spells despotism tempered by
-Parliament, but her kings can never forget the
-good old times when appropriations for the Court
-were only limited by the State's utmost resources.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"My own!" gasped Wedell. "Would I dare
-worry Your Majesty's sacred bones in an ark like
-this?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The carriage entered the palace stableyard, the
-gates of which opened noiselessly in obedience to
-a significant crack of the whip.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Sentinels posted inside and out, civil service
-men in frock-coats and top-hats, who muttered
-numbers to their chief, replying in kind!</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Everything all right, Bülow upstairs," whispered
-Udo in Russian. He went ahead of the War
-Lord through lines of his men, posted at intervals
-of three paces in the courtyard and at the entrance.
-The vestibule was splendid with electric light for
-the first time in the history of the old palace.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>As the suspicious War Lord observed, Marshal
-Augustus had been busy indeed. Heavy portières
-everywhere, over doors, windows, and </span><em class="italics">oeils-de-boeuf</em><span>;
-to passers-by the Leopold Palace was as
-dead and forlorn as during the past several years.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Up the newly carpeted grand stairway the War
-Lord rushed. The smiling Bülow stood at the
-library door. Wilhelm merely extended his hand;
-he was too full of his subject to reply to Bülow's
-respectful greetings and inquiries after his health.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Wedell will stay," he said, "for our talk will
-concern his department no less than yours."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Bülow had arranged arm-chairs about the
-blazing fireplace, but the War Lord was in no
-mood to sit down.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Here's a devil of a mess," he said, "just
-discovered it in time. That confounded Este is too
-much of a blackleg to be trusted."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Too deeply steeped in clericalism," suggested
-Bülow.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"That and Jesuitism, Romanism, Papism and
-every other sableism. Found him out in our first
-confab, and to-day's meeting with Haeseler
-confirmed it. He will never consent to a Roman
-Empire of German nationality. Wants all Italy
-for himself and Rome for his Church.
-Intolerable!" cried the War Lord, as he strode up and
-down. "Twenty marks if Otto were in his place."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The War Lord's joke drew tears of appreciative
-hilarity from the obsequious eyes of the two
-courtier-politicians.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Your Majesty's remark reminds me of a
-patriotic speech made by the Prince of Bueckeberg
-at the beginning of the railway age: 'We must
-have a railway in Lippe, even if it costs five
-thousand thalers,' said His Transparency, amid
-thunderous applause."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>This from the Chancellor, who, like Talleyrand,
-delights in quotations and has a knack of
-introducing other people's witty, or stupid,
-sayings when desiring to remain uncommittal on his
-own part. In this instance he would rather
-exhaust Bartlett and his German confrère Hertslet
-than discuss that Prince of </span><em class="italics">mauvais sujets</em><span>, Otto
-of Austria.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>At the time of the discussion (it was in 1903—three
-years before the royal degenerate died) the
-father of the present heir to the Dual Monarchy
-was on the apex of his ill-fame.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>He beat his wife and his creditors, he disgraced
-his rank, his manhood, and, though thirty-eight
-years of age, was frightened from committing the
-worst excesses at home only by the threat of
-corporal punishment at the hands of his uncle, the
-Emperor. For Francis Joseph, most Olympian of
-monarchs, according to the upholders of Spanish
-etiquette at the Hofburg, is very apt indeed to
-give a good imitation of the petty household tyrant
-when roused. For this reason, probably, his late
-consort, the Empress Elisabeth, used to liken him
-to a cobbler.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Francis Joseph's most recent fistic exploit at
-Otto's expense was still, at that time, the talk
-of the European Courts. It appears that His
-Imperial Highness, at dinner with boon
-companions, had emptied a dish of spinach over the
-head of uncle's marble statue, and prolonged the
-fun by firing over-ripe tomatoes, pimentos,
-spaghetti and other dainties at the already abundantly
-decorated effigy.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>When finally he ordered Count Salm, his Court
-marshal, to send for a "mandel"—fifteen pieces—of
-ancient eggs to vary the bombardment, Salm
-refusing, of course, he assaulted the Excellency,
-sword in hand, and a general medley ensued, in
-which considerable blue blood was spilt. No lives
-lost, yet the innocent bit of </span><em class="italics">passe-temps</em><span> brought
-the Emperor's fist and cane into play again.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>But our mutton is getting cold.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Unfortunately," said von Bülow, "Franz
-Ferdinand is a particularly healthy specimen of
-humanity."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"And even should he die like a Balkan royalty——"
-suggested von Wedell.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"I thought you had been unable definitely to
-trace Russia's fine Italian hand in the Belgrade
-murders?" demanded the War Lord sharply.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"For which many thanks," murmured Bülow.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"With Your Majesty's permission, I referred
-to the older generation of Balkan assassins," said
-Udo.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Well, let it pass, Monsieur le Duc
-d'Otrante." The War Lord frequently addressed
-his Minister of Police by Fouché's title, while
-commenting upon Napoleon's bad taste in raising
-that functionary to so high an estate. "After
-all," he used to say, "he was nothing but a spy,
-and as treacherous as the Corsican himself."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>This, it will be observed, came with peculiar
-ill grace from Wilhelm, who, like the first Emperor
-of the French, demeaned himself to direct personally
-his Secret Service, and to associate with the
-cashiered army officers, </span><em class="italics">agents provocateurs</em><span>, etc.,
-of this branch of government.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"What if Otto, as Emperor of the Slavs, sets
-up a claim for all Poland, Your Majesty's with the
-rest?" Bülow had asked.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"I would rather see my sixty millions of people
-dead on the battle-field than give up an inch of
-ground gained by Frederick the Great and the rest
-of my ancestors!" cried the War Lord, as if he
-were haranguing a mob. "Besides, why should
-Otto, more than Franz, covet my patrimony?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Because of his relationship with the Saxon
-Court through her Imperial Highness Josepha."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Pipe-dreams——" snarled the War Lord
-contemptuously. Then, seeing Bülow redden, he
-added: "On Otto's part, I mean."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"I beg Majesty's pardon—not entirely,"
-quoth Wedell. "Dresden is still making sheep's
-eyes at Warsaw, and when Your Majesty spoke
-about a grand Imperial palace to be built in Posen,
-King George remarked: 'Suits me to the ground.
-I hope he'll make it after the kind American
-multimillionaires boast of.' This on the authority of a
-Saxon noble whose family established itself in the
-kingdom long before Albert the Bold."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Children and disgruntled aristocrats tell the
-truth," commented the War Lord; "sometimes,
-at least," he added after a while. Then suddenly
-facing Bülow, he continued in an angry tone:
-"That black baggage, wherever one turns. Unless
-there be a Lutheran Pope, Monsieur l'Abée de
-Rome will try and catholicise Prussia, even as
-Benedict XIV. tried to do through Maria
-Theresa."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"It was another Benedict, was it not, who
-offered public prayers that Heaven be graciously
-pleased to foment quarrels between the heretic
-Powers?" suggested Bülow, pulling a volume on
-historic dates from the shelf as if to verify his
-authority.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"What of it?" demanded the War Lord impatiently.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"One of the heretic Powers prayed against was
-England, Your Majesty."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"And you want to insinuate that I must
-pocket all the insults Edward may find it expedient
-to heap upon me?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Nothing is farther from my mind, of course.
-I merely meant to point to the historic fact that
-the Catholics always pool their interests, always
-fight back to back, while the disunity and open
-rivalries among non-Catholic Powers——"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"I know the litany," interrupted the War
-Lord rudely; "but let's return to Este. What
-do you intend to do with that chap?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Make him work for us tooth and nail," said
-Bülow, "and as for any extra dances with the
-Saxon or His Holiness—well, Udo will keep an eye
-on him. From this hour on he must be kept under
-constant observation, whether at home or abroad,
-in his family circle or the army mess, at manoeuvre
-or the chase, at the Hradschin or at Konopischt."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The War Lord, visibly impressed, laid his
-massive right hand on Count von Wedell's
-shoulder.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Where is Este now?" looking at the clock.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Suite eighteen, Hôtel de Rome."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"With whom?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Cardinal Schlauch."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Bishop Tank of Gross-Wardein? And who
-is watching them?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Number 103, garlic and </span><em class="italics">bartwichse</em><span> to the
-backbone."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Under the bed?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"No, Your Majesty; in it. I varied the
-programme for His Highness's sake. Like an old
-maid who persists in the hope of catching a man
-sometime, he never misses looking under the bed."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"I will examine '103' in Königgrätzerstrasse
-at 9 A.M. to-morrow," commanded the War Lord;
-"and, Udo, if you love me, have him well aired.
-An hour or two of goose-step would do the
-garlic-eater the world of good."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The number, of course, referred to a Secret
-Service man. They have no names so far as the
-Government knows, or wants to know, and,
-despite their usefulness, are looked upon as
-</span><em class="italics">mauvais sujets</em><span>. To make up for this their pay is
-rather better than that of the average German
-official. They get a little less than the equivalent
-of £4 a week and 10s. a day for expenses. These
-sums constitute the retaining fee; their main
-income depends on the jobs they are able to pull
-off. They get paid for all business transacted,
-in accordance with its importance. When on a
-foreign mission, they may send in bills up to £2
-per day for personal expenses, but in all ordinary
-circumstances the 10s. per diem must suffice.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The War Lord turned once more to Bülow.
-"You said: 'Make him work for us.' I would
-willingly sentence him for life to the treadmill.
-What's your idea of work for Franz?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"I refer to Your Majesty's complaint that the
-Austrian army is in a state of unreadiness, of
-unpreparedness for war. Now, while I have no
-opinion whatever as to Herr von Este's capacity as
-a general, I do know that organisation and
-discipline are ruling passions with him."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"He would rather beat a recruit than go to
-Mass," interpolated Udo.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"The right spirit," approved the War Lord,
-"and it shall serve my purposes. I taught the
-Bavarians to out-Prussian the Prussian; the
-Austrians shall follow suit, or Franz will know the
-reason why.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"A drill-ground bully by nature and inclination,
-he will know how to make an end to Blue
-Danube </span><em class="italics">saloperie</em><span>; and if strap and rod won't do,
-he will use scorpions, like that ancient King of
-Judea—or did he hail from Mecklenburg,
-Bülow?" Autocratically ruled Mecklenburg is
-Bülow's own particular fatherland.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"I am sure the riding-whip always sufficed in
-our domains," smiled the Chancellor; "but Your
-Majesty is right: rose water wouldn't make much
-impression on Slovaks and Croatians."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Well then," said the War Lord, "here is the
-programme: No more about Lutheran popeship,
-Holy Roman Empire of German nationality, future
-of the Holy See and so forth. Nauseate him, on
-the other hand, with Austrian military </span><em class="italics">schweinerei</em><span>
-(piggishness), which ought to disappear from the
-face of the earth in the shortest possible order to
-make room for the glories of Prussian drill,
-discipline and efficiency.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"With von der Goltz knocking the Turk into
-shape and Franz Este driving the devil of
-irresolution and maniana out of the Dual Monarchy, we
-will be in a position to defy the world—and to fight
-it, too."</span></p>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 4em">
-</div>
-<p class="center pfirst" id="a-secret-service-episode"><span class="bold large">CHAPTER XVIII</span></p>
-<p class="center pnext"><span class="bold medium">A SECRET SERVICE EPISODE</span></p>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 2em">
-</div>
-<!-- -->
-<blockquote>
-<div>
-<p class="pfirst"><span>No. 103 Arrives—The Spy's Report—The Archduke
-and the Cardinal—The Ruling of the Church</span></p>
-</div>
-</blockquote>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 2em">
-</div>
-<p class="pfirst"><span>Count von Wedell's office on Königgratzerstrasse.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Royal coupé driving up and down the opposite
-side of the street. No groom—dismounted chasseur
-with feather hat stands guard at the big oaken
-door entrance.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Long-legged brown horses, evident habitat:
-England. As a rule, the War Lord drives with
-blacks or greys; likewise the wheel-spokes of the
-vehicles used by him are gilded. Those of the
-carriage we observe are chocolate colour, with just
-a thin silver line. Wilhelm sometimes travels
-incog. in his own capital. By the way, why always
-chocolate-coloured carriages when royalty does not
-wish to radiate official lustre? In the reminiscences
-of the third Napoleon "the little brown coupé"
-figured largely when the Emperor of the French
-went poaching on strange preserves, and other
-monarchs had the same preference.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Inside the Imperial office building: sentinels
-with fixed bayonets at each corridor entrance; over
-the coco-nut mat, covering the right-hand passage,
-a thick red Turkey runner; Secret Service men in
-top-hats and Prince Albert coats every ten paces.
-At the extreme end a big steel double door.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"No. 103," whispered the speaking-tube into
-Count Wedell's ear.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Three minutes late," snarled that official;
-"but I will pay him back."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"No. 103," in faultless evening dress (though
-it is nine in the morning), is conducted through
-the right-hand passage. He is at home here, but
-no one recognises him. Secret Service rule: No
-comradeship with other agents of the Government.
-You are a number, no more.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>As he is ushered through the lines of sentinels,
-the royal chasseur, drawn broadsword in his right,
-opens the door with his left hand. Count Wedell
-meets him on the threshold.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Kept Majesty waiting," grumbled the Privy
-Councillor </span><em class="italics">sotto voce</em><span>.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Cab broke down, Excellency," No. 103
-excused himself.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Don't let it happen again. You will stand
-under the chandelier facing the inner room.
-Attention!" commanded the chief.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>And at attention, every nerve vibrating with
-excitement and expectancy, No. 103 stood like a
-statue in the Avenue of Victory, but with rather
-more grace, for no man living could imitate the
-War Lord's marble dolls without provoking
-murder. Wedell had gone into the inner room,
-the entrance of which was framed by heavy damask
-portières with gold lace set </span><em class="italics">a jour</em><span>.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Portholes," thought No. 103, sizing up the
-decorations; and, keyhole artist that he is, he soon
-met a pair of eyes gazing at him through the
-apertures.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Majesty taking a peep," he reflected. "I
-wonder what he thinks of the man who went back
-on his native Nero for filthy lucre."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Whether he thought well of him or not, the
-War Lord kept No. 103 standing full twenty-five
-minutes. If in his youth he had not had a particularly
-cruel drill-ground sergeant, he could not have
-endured the pain and fatigue.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Suddenly the portières parted: the War Lord,
-seated at a "diplomat's" writing-desk; Count
-Wedell, toying with a self-cocking six-shooter,
-stood at his left.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"If that thing goes off and accidentally hits
-me," thought No. 103, "there is a trap-door
-under this rug, and a winding staircase leading to
-a sewer, I suppose, as in the Doge's
-Palace." Comforting thought, but who cares for a spy?</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Approach," ordered the War Lord in a
-high-pitched voice. When No. 103 was within
-three paces of the Majesty, Wedell held up his
-hand.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"His Majesty wants to know all about last
-night," said the Privy Councillor.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Did Herr von Este really look under the
-bed?" queried the War Lord, tempering the
-essential by the ridiculous.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"He did indeed," replied No. 103; "and I
-nearly betrayed my presence between the sheets
-watching him."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"What happened?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Nothing, Your Majesty; just a thought
-passing through my mind."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Out with it," cried the War Lord, when
-No. 103 stopped short.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The </span><em class="italics">agent provocateur</em><span> looked appealingly at
-Count Wedell. "I humbly beg to be excused."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"I command you!"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Well then, Your Majesty, it occurred to me
-that I ought to have planted a mark's worth of
-asafoetida under that bed."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Did the stern Majesty laugh? He guffawed
-and roared enough to split his sides—the lines
-between the sublime and the low are not tightly
-drawn in Berlin.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"This fellow has wit," said the War Lord to
-Udo. "When you come to think of it, asafoetida
-is mighty appropriate ammunition to use against
-the Jesuit disciple." Then, with a look to
-No. 103: "Proceed."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Details and all," commanded von Wedell.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"The minutest," emphasised the War Lord.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"May it please Your Majesty, I was in that
-bed three hours before the parties came into the
-room. The Cardinal had hired Suite 18
-expressly for the meeting, his lodgings being
-elsewhere in the hotel. He was first to arrive, and
-swore lustily because there was no crucifix or
-</span><em class="italics">prie-Dieu</em><span>, as ordered.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Cursed like a trooper, eh?" cried the War
-Lord. "Make a note of that, Udo. When I am
-Lutheran pope I will visit the grand bane upon any
-cardinal guilty of saying naughty words."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Your Majesty will have the All Highest
-hands full," remarked von Wedell. "What about
-Prince Max?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"I shall take devilish good care that the Saxon
-idiot never achieves the red hat. Making eyes at
-Warsaw and a friend at the Curia! What next?" To
-No. 103: "Proceed."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"An impromptu altar was quickly set up, and
-when Herr von Este was announced——"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"What name?" interrupted the War Lord.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Ritter von Wognin, Your Majesty."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Count von Wedell promptly explained: "One
-of the minor Chotek titles."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"I always said he was his wife's husband,"
-affirmed the War Lord, with an oath. Then, to
-No. 103: "Well?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"The Cardinal had taken his stand at the side
-of the crucifix, and when the Ritter walked in
-elevated his hand pronouncing the benediction,
-whereupon the Austrian heir dropped on his
-knees. The Cardinal seemed in no hurry to see
-him rise, but finally held out his hand, saying:
-'In the name of the Holy Church I welcome thee,
-my son.'</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"And Este kissed his hand, didn't he?" cried
-the War Lord.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"He certainly bent over the Cardinal's hand,
-and I heard a smack," replied No. 103.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"That settles it," said the War Lord; "the
-foot-kiss for me when I am pope of the Lutheran
-Church."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"May it please Your Majesty," continued No. 103,
-"the two gentlemen then settled down in easy
-chairs and engaged in a long, whispered conversation
-in which alleged sayings of Your Majesty
-were freely quoted by Herr von Este."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Enough," interrupted the War Lord; and
-at a sign from Wedell No. 103 backed towards the
-door, which opened from outside. "You will
-await a possible further summons in here," said
-Count Wedell's secretary, ushering No. 103 into
-a waiting-room.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"How much has that fellow got on credit?"
-demanded the War Lord.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Wedell pulled out a card index drawer. "Upwards
-of thirteen thousand marks."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"He knows that he'll lose it to the last
-</span><em class="italics">pfennig</em><span> if he squeals?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"The case of our man who exchanged Barlinnie
-Jail for the service of Sir Edward Grey
-brought that home with peculiar force to everybody
-in the Wilhelmstrasse and Königgrätzerstrasse,"
-replied Udo.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>It should be interpolated here that German
-spies receive only two-thirds of the bonuses
-accruing to them. One-third of all "extras" remain
-in the hands of the Government at interest, to be
-refunded when his spyship is honourably
-discharged. If he is caught and does not betray his
-trust, then these savings </span><em class="italics">par order de mufti</em><span> are
-paid over to his family or other heirs; if he betrays
-his Government, then the Government gets even
-with him by confiscating the spy's accumulated
-savings, which arrangement gives the Secret
-Service office a powerful hold on its employees.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Very well, recall the millionaire-on-good-behaviour,"
-quoth the Majesty.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>No. 103 proved the possession of a marvellously
-retentive memory. Quoting His Highness's
-confidences to the Cardinal, he repeated almost word
-for word the War Lord's conversation with Franz,
-both at the Schloss and at the General Staff office.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Any memoranda used?" demanded Wilhelm abruptly.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"None, Your Majesty."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Did the Cardinal take notes?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"No, Your Majesty. When Herr von Este
-urged him to do so, he said it was unnecessary,
-since he never forgot matters of importance; in
-fact, could recite a text verbatim after tens of
-years."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Curse their stenographic memories," said
-the War Lord. "I hope you were careful to note
-what Schlauch said," he added in a stern, almost
-threatening voice.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"I memorised his talk to the dotlets on the
-i's," replied the Secret Service man, bowing low.
-"Quite an easy matter, for His Eminence used
-words sparingly—</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"To conceal his thoughts, of course." This
-from the War Lord.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Then No. 103 read the "notes" from his
-mental memorandum pad. The Cardinal, it
-appears, laid down three rules "for the guidance
-of his 'dear son' and all other Catholic princes:</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"I. Agreements with heretic sovereigns do
-not count unless they serve the interests of the
-Church.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"II. If the proposed Slav Empire would bring
-about the submission of the orthodox heretics to
-the Church of Rome, no amount of blood and
-treasure spent in so laudable a cause may be
-called extravagant, the sacrifice being for God
-Almighty.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"III. But if there should be a by-product"
-(our own term, the Cardinal's being too
-circumstantial) "a by-product in the shape of a heretic
-pope—pardon the blasphemous word—then
-Franz's ambition would be a stench in the nostrils
-of the Almighty, excommunication would be his
-fate in this world, the deepest abyss of hell in the
-other."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Count von Wedell, misinterpreting his master,
-thought "it was to laugh," but a look upon the
-War Lord's face caused him to change his attitude.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Pay No. 103 five thousand marks, half in
-cash, half in reserve," said Wilhelm, disregarding
-the one-third clause for a purpose, no doubt. "I
-have no further commands for him at present."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Count Wedell stepped forward from the inner
-room, and the portières automatically closed before
-No. 103 had finished his obeisance.</span></p>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 4em">
-</div>
-<p class="center pfirst" id="bertha-and-franz"><span class="bold large">CHAPTER XIX</span></p>
-<p class="center pnext"><span class="bold medium">BERTHA AND FRANZ</span></p>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 2em">
-</div>
-<!-- -->
-<blockquote>
-<div>
-<p class="pfirst"><span>On Forbidden Ground—A Talk on Brain-Curves—Bertha
-is Afraid—Shades of Krupp—"Charity Covers ——"—A
-Dramatic Exit</span></p>
-</div>
-</blockquote>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 2em">
-</div>
-<p class="pfirst"><span>"Oh, Franz, tell me what it all means!"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>If Bertha and the chief engineer had been real
-lovers, and had selected the moon for a place of
-rendezvous, they could not have been safer from
-intrusion than in the late Frederick Krupp's
-library with the door unlocked, for the "room
-sacred to His Majesty" was a sort of Bluebeard
-chamber into which no eye but the War Lord's
-and Bertha's must look.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Bertha had shown her mother a parcel of
-documents which Uncle Majesty had ordered her to
-read carefully. "I will go to the library, where
-I will be undisturbed," she said in her decisive
-tone, while the butler was serving early
-strawberries sent from Italy. Strawberries in January
-in a little Rhenish town! It reminds us that when
-Charles V., warrior and gourmet-gourmand,
-sucked an orange in winter-time, his Court was
-prostrate with astonishment and admiration.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>And Alexis Orloff won Catherine the Great
-from his brother Gregory—temporarily, at
-least—by sending to the Semiramis of the North a plate
-of strawberries for the New Year. Yet nowadays
-any well-to-do person can indulge all the year
-round in the luxuries that made Charles and
-Catherine the envied of their Imperial class.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Bertha was in the War Lord's chair, for she felt
-very Olympian since she had returned from the
-Berlin Court, while Franz sat on the </span><em class="italics">tabouret</em><span>
-affected by the Krupp heiress during the interviews
-with her guardian.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"What did Zara really mean?" repeated Bertha.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Are you prepared to hear the truth, the
-whole truth, and nothing but the truth?" queried
-Franz.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Bertha Krupp moved uneasily in her high seat.
-Her mental stature had advanced rapidly under the
-War Lord's teachings, disguised as coaxings, and
-while the sound principles implanted in her bosom
-by a good mother were at bottom unimpaired, she
-was beginning to learn the subtle art of putting
-her conscience to sleep when occasion demanded—a
-touch of Machiavellism!</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Just now she would have loved to shut up
-Franz, as she was wont to silence her mother by
-a word or look, though less rudely, perhaps, but
-her fondness for the man—though she was not at
-all in love with Franz—forced her to be frank
-with him.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Speak as a friend to a friend," she said warmly.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Well then——" began Franz.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Bertha covered his mouth with her hand. "A
-moment, please. May I tell Uncle Majesty?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"What I have to say is no secret of mine and
-certainly it is not news to the War Lord. By all
-means tell him if you dare."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"If I dare?" echoed Bertha.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"My own words."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Franz spoke very earnestly, almost solemnly:
-"Will you hear me to the end, whether you like
-the tune or not?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"If it relates to Zara's prophecies, I will," said
-Bertha. "But," she added falteringly, "you
-know I mustn't listen to criticism of my guardian."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Franz shrugged. "I quite understand. Forbidden
-ground even for your Mother."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Bertha felt the sting of reproval keenly, and did
-not like it. Indeed, at the moment she would
-have given up gladly a considerable portion of her
-wealth to be restored to Franz's unconditional and
-unrestricted good graces. So, humbling herself,
-she temporarily abandoned her high estate and
-again became the unsophisticated girl whom Franz
-used to call sister. "</span><em class="italics">Do</em><span> go on," she urged; "it
-was all so romantic, so strange, so mysterious, and
-you know I love to feel creepy."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Franz had risen and approached the great
-central window. "May I draw the curtains?" he
-asked, looking over his shoulder.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"They must not see you. I will."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Bertha tugged the golden cords. "Working
-overtime again?" she queried, as she observed the
-blazing smoke-stacks.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"More's the pity, for every pound of steam
-going up those chimneys means so many lives lost,
-and for all those lives, Bertha, you will have to
-account to God."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Old wives' tales," commented the Krupp
-heiress, as if the War Lord in person played
-souffleur. "On the contrary, as you well know,
-war preparedness means peace, means preservation;
-and with us in particular it means happiness
-and prosperity to the ten thousands of families in
-this favoured valley. It spells education, arts,
-music, care of children and of the sick and disabled.
-It means cheerfulness, such as ample wage and a
-future secured confer; it means care-free old
-age." As she recounted these benefits her enterprises
-were actually dispensing Bertha looked at the chief
-engineer with a slightly supercilious air.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Well rehearsed," remarked Franz dryly.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Oh, if you want to be rude——"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"I do," said Franz, taking hold of her wrist;
-"I am sick of all this lying palaver about good
-coming out of evil, and I want you to be sick of it
-too, Bertha."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The Krupp heiress leaned back in her chair,
-crossing her arms. "At the American Embassy
-I heard rather a quaint saying day before
-yesterday: 'Go as far as you like.'</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"A most apt saying," admitted Franz.
-"Thank you for the licence. As I was going to
-point out, you did attach too little significance to
-Zara's words, thought them mere piffle of the kind
-for sale in necromancers' tents. There is enough
-of that, God knows, but do not lose sight of the
-fact that at all times and in all walks of life there
-have existed persons having the gift of prophecy.
-Who knows but Zara has?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Bertha was now rigid with attention. She had
-moved knee from knee; her feet were set firmly
-on the carpet, while the upper part of her body
-straightened out. "I don't follow," she said
-almost pleadingly.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Let me explain," continued Franz. "You
-and I and the vast majority of people can look into
-the past—a certain curvature of our brain facilitating
-the privilege. Another similar or dissimilar
-set of brain-cells, or a single curvature, might lift
-for us the veil that now obscures the future."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"The future?" gasped Bertha.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Indeed, the future; and, practically considered,
-there is nothing so very extraordinary
-about it, for what will happen to-morrow, or the
-day after to-morrow, is in the making now. If,
-for instance, the Krupp works were going into
-bankruptcy a year hence, the unfavourable conditions
-that constitute the menace to our prosperity
-would be at their destructive work now. Do you
-follow?" added Franz.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"I think I do," said Bertha.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Hence I say the gift of prophecy presupposes
-a correct interpretation of the past and present as
-well as the peculiar gift of extraordinary brain
-development—a rare gift, so sparsely distributed
-that in olden times prophets were credited with
-interpreting the will of the Almighty."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Franz," cried Bertha, her face pallid and
-drawn, her hands twitching. "</span><em class="italics">Oh</em><span>, my God!"
-she screamed, as if nerve-shattered by an awful
-thought suddenly burst upon her; "you don't
-believe—no, you can't——! Tell me that you do
-not think it was God's voice speaking through
-Zara?" And, as if to shut out some horrible
-vision, the Girl-Queen of Guns covered her face
-with both hands.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"It is not for me to pronounce on things I
-don't know," replied Franz. "Judged by what
-you have told me, Zara suited her prophecy for
-the most part to facts and to existing tendencies,
-conditions and ambitions on the part of political
-parties and high personages."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"She called me the coming arch-murderess of
-the age, insisted that the warrior-queens of past
-times, even the most heartless and most cruel, had
-been but amateurs compared with me in taking
-human lives—— Oh, Franz, tell me it is not true!
-She was romancing, was she not? She lied to
-frighten me and to get a big </span><em class="italics">trinkgeld</em><span>."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"I wish it were so," said Franz earnestly;
-"but, unfortunately, she had a clear insight into
-the future as it may develop, unless you call a
-halt to incessant, ever-increasing, ever-new war
-preparations."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Many years ago I read a manuscript play by
-a Dutch author, in the opening scenes of which a
-Jew tried to sell another Jew a bill of goods.
-Shylock number two wanted the stuff badly, but
-calculated that by a show of indifference he might
-obtain them for a halfpenny less. On his part,
-Isaac was as eager to sell as the other was to buy,
-but the threatened impairment of his fortune called
-for strategy. So he feigned that he did not care
-a rap whether the goods changed hands or not, and
-the two shysters remained together a whole long
-act engaging in a variety of business that had
-nought to do with the original proposition, each,
-however, watching for opportunity to re-introduce
-it, now as a threat, again as a bait, and the third
-and seventh and tenth time in jest. So Bertha,
-having once disposed of the war preparation bogey,
-according to Uncle Majesty's suggestion, now
-returned to it in slightly different form. She was
-determined to discount Zara's prophecies at any
-cost.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Getting ready to fight was tantamount to
-backing down; spending billions for guns and
-ammunition and chemicals and fortifications and
-espionage and war scares and whatnots was mere pretext
-for keeping the pot boiling in the workman's
-cottage, and the golden eagles rolling in the
-financier's cash drawer, and so on </span><em class="italics">ad infinitum</em><span>.
-When Bertha had finished she thought Zara's
-prophecies very poor stuff.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Franz came in for the full quota of that sort
-of argument out of a bad conscience so warped by
-hypocrisy. Our Lady of the Guns no doubt
-believed every word she said, or rather repeated—dear
-woman's way! She always firmly trusts in
-what suits her, logic, proof to the contrary,
-stubborn facts notwithstanding. Instinct or intuition,
-she calls it.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"That is no way to dispose of so grave a
-subject," said Franz.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"But what can I do?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Prevent more wholesale family disintegration,
-forestall future mass-murder, future dunging
-of the earth with blood and human bones."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Franz put both hands on the girl's shoulders.
-"Bertha," he said impressively, "make up your
-mind not to sign any more death-warrants, stop
-making merchandise intended to rob millions of
-life and limb and healthy minds, while those
-coming after them are destined physical or moral
-cripples that one man's ambition may thrive."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Shut down the works, you mean?" cried
-Bertha; and, womanlike, indulged once more the
-soothing music of self-deception: "It would ruin
-the Ruhr Valley, throw a hundred thousand and
-more out of work; and what could they do, being
-skilled only in the industries created by my father
-and grandfather?</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Papa, Uncle Alfred, the first Krupp—God
-bless their souls!—were they founders of
-murder-factories, as you suggest? No, a thousand times
-no. Their skill, their genius, their enterprise has
-been the admiration of the world. Everybody
-admits that they were men animated by the highest
-motives and principles. They made Germany."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"I don't deny it; I underline every word you
-have said, Bertha. The foundations for Germany's
-greatness were laid within a stone's throw of this
-window; much of her supremacy in politics and
-economics was conceived between these four walls.
-But now that the goal is achieved, that the
-Fatherland enjoys unprecedented wealth and
-prosperity—let well enough alone."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"You talk as if I were the War Lord!" cried
-Bertha.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"You are his right hand: the War Lady."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"He is my guardian, my master."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Only for a while. You don't have to submit
-to his dictation when of age."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Carried away by emotion, Franz had spoken
-harshly at times, but now his tone became coaxing.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"When you come into your own, promise me,
-Bertha, to accept no more orders for armament and
-arms of any kind. Dedicate the greatest steel
-plant of the world to enterprises connected with
-progress, with the advancement of the human
-race! Build railways, Eiffel towers for observation,
-machinery of all sorts, ploughs and other
-agricultural implements, but for God's sake taboo
-once and for all preparations for murder and
-destruction!"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Bertha covered her ears. "Don't use such
-words; they are uncalled for, inappropriate." Then,
-with a woman's ill-logic, she repeated the
-last. "'Destruction'—you don't take into
-consideration what your 'destructive' factors have
-done for my people, what they are doing for
-humanity right along. Auntie Majesty thinks our
-charities and social work superior to Rockefeller's,
-and God forbid that I ever stop or curtail them."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Yes! Think of your charities," said Franz;
-"take the Hackenberg case. What is he—a
-soldier blasted and crippled in mind and body by
-the war of 1870. Essen's industry made a wreck
-of Heinrich, and he costs you one mark a day to
-keep for the rest of his life; three hundred and
-sixty-five marks per year, paid so many decades,
-what percentage of your father's profits in the
-war of 1870-71 does the sum total represent?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"A fraction of a thousandth per cent., perhaps.
-Another fraction pays for the son Johann's
-keep, another for that of the two younger boys,
-another for Gretchen, etc., etc."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"But if there had been no war, Heinrich would
-not have been disabled, and consequently would
-not have burdened charity with human wreckage!
-Do you see my point?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Go on," said Bertha.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Because you are used to it, maybe the
-Hackenberg case does not particularly impress
-you. You were not born when Heinrich sallied
-forth in the name of patriotism. But reflect:
-there are thousands of charitable institutions like
-yours, not so richly endowed, not so splendid to
-look upon, but charnel-houses for Essen war
-victims just the same. And all filled to
-overflowing—even as the Krupp treasury is. Yet that
-Franco-German war, that made the Krupps and
-necessitated the asylums and hospitals, was
-Lilliputian compared with the Goliath war now in
-the making—partly thanks to you, Bertha."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"But I have told you time and again there will
-be no war, that I have the highest authority for
-saying so!" cried Bertha angrily.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Authority," mocked Franz. "The French
-of 1870 had the no-war 'authority' of Napoleon
-III., the Germans that of William I., before the
-edict went forth to kill, to maim, to destroy, to
-strew the earth with corpses and fill the air with
-lamentations! So it will be this month, this year,
-next year—for history ever repeats itself—until
-the hour for aggression, which will be miscalled
-a defence of our holiest principles and interests,
-has struck.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"The air pressure has increased," continued
-Franz, parting the window curtains; "see the
-lowering clouds! And watch the storm coming
-up, lashing them in all directions. West and east
-they are spreading, and, look, north too! They
-are falling on Northern France, on the Lowlands
-and Russia like a black pall."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"You prophesy a universal war?" shrieked
-Bertha.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"The answer is in your ledger. For thirty and
-more years your firm has been arming the universe.
-Since your father's death you have distributed
-armaments on a vaster scale than ever, and now,
-I understand, the pace that killeth is to be still
-more increased.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"When you have furnished Germany with all
-the guns, the ammunition, the chemicals, the
-flying machines, the cruisers, the submarines, the
-hand grenades—what then? Presto! a pretext of
-the 1870 pattern, or something similar, and Zara's
-prophecy will come true as sure as light will burst
-from this Welsbach now."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Franz touched a button.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Voilà, Madame War Lady," he said, bowing
-himself out.</span></p>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 4em">
-</div>
-<p class="center pfirst" id="auntie-majesty-and-her-frocks"><span class="bold large">CHAPTER XX</span></p>
-<p class="center pnext"><span class="bold medium">"AUNTIE MAJESTY" AND HER FROCKS</span></p>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 2em">
-</div>
-<!-- -->
-<blockquote>
-<div>
-<p class="pfirst"><span>Bertha on Her Dignity—On Thin Ice—Barbara
-Wants to Know—The Empress's Toilette</span></p>
-</div>
-</blockquote>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 2em">
-</div>
-<p class="pfirst"><span>"And now for a good talk," said Barbara, with a
-look upon the tirewoman who had accompanied
-Bertha to Court. "Tell me all about Auntie
-Majesty's 'Martha.'"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Oh, she's far more important than this one,"
-Bertha replied, patting the "Frau's" cheek; "a
-Baroness like Mamma and in the Almanach de
-Gotha."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Better looking too than our Martha, is she
-not?" mocked Barbara.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"I won't go as far as that. She is too tall and
-angular and spinster-like, and has a nose like Herr
-Krause—always red."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Does she drink?" inquired Barbara.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"No," said Martha, thrusting out her formidable
-bosom; "she laces too tight, poor thing!"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>It was after ten p.m., and Barbara ought to
-have been in one of two white-and-pink beds
-gracing the Young Misses' Chamber in Villa Huegel,
-but Frau Krupp was away in Cologne and Martha
-the most indulgent of governesses. Hence it had
-not been necessary for Bertha to exert her
-authority to gain an hour out of bed for sister.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Bertha, who was sitting on a low "pouf," was
-convulsed with laughter at Martha's pantomime.
-Shrieking, she knocked her forehead against her
-knees, Barbara joining.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"And Auntie Majesty's Martha—the Baroness,
-I mean—does she put out the linen and mend silk
-stockings and serve tea on the waitress's day out?"
-continued Barbara her inquiries.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Why not ask whether she makes the help's
-beds?" demanded Martha; and then, in her drastic
-manner: "You are a baby, Fraulein Barbara."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>But the Krupp heiress treated the question
-seriously. "No," she replied, assuming an air of
-superiority. "The Baroness tells the Empress
-what is fit to wear."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"</span><em class="italics">Unfit</em><span>, Fraulein means to say," whispered
-Martha.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"And besides——" continued Bertha.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"She tyrannises over the lower servants, such
-as Lenchen and me." Barbara laughed heartily
-at Martha's sallies, but Bertha "had an attack of
-dignity," as Barbara put it, and said to Martha:
-"Come now, who was in Auntie Majesty's
-confidence, you or I?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Fraulein certainly had the run of Her
-Majesty's rooms, and I do hope they were nicer
-and cleaner than Fraulein's," bristled up Martha.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Don't quarrel," pleaded Barbara. "Soon it
-will be eleven, and then both of you will shout
-'bed' until you are hoarse. </span><em class="italics">Do</em><span> go on, Bertha,
-and don't you dare interrupt her again, Martha."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Well," said Bertha, "I promised——" She
-settled down in the big velvet fauteuil nearest the
-fire and assumed an oldish mien.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"I was sometimes present when the Baroness
-and Auntie Majesty discussed new frocks and
-hats," she continued, "and I think if Mamma was
-in Madame von H.'s place, Her Majesty would
-be—what shall I say?—more tastefully dressed.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Once she persuaded Auntie Majesty to accept
-a hat that made her look seventy to a day: Gold
-lace and heliotrope velvet. I will buy Granny one
-like it next time I go to Düsseldorf. At first
-Auntie did not seem to care for it at all, but the
-Baroness made such a fuss. 'Majesty looks
-enchanting,' she kept saying."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Here Martha dropped the courtliest of curtsies,
-"flapping her arms like wings"—Barbara's
-description.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"'Charming,' 'ever youthful,' continued
-Bertha, imitating the Baroness.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"The right sort of talk too," said Martha.
-"Tell a woman of our age—mine and Auntie
-Majesty's—that we look like sweet sixteen, with
-a teapot for a bonnet, and we will wear it even at
-the opera."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Well, did Auntie get Granny's hat?" asked
-Barbara.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"She did, and wore it when we went to the
-children's matinée at the theatre in the Neues
-Palais; and I heard her sister, Princess Frederick
-Leopold, tell her: 'Thank your stars that Will
-is not coming. He would certainly advise you to
-send your new chapeau to——'" Bertha stopped
-short.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"To?" asked Barbara, flipping a slipper in the
-air and catching it on her naked foot.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"I can't tell," said Bertha; "it was not
-intended for me anyhow."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Barbara looked at Martha. "You say it."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"It commences with an 'H.'"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Hohenlohe—Grandma Hohenlohe,"
-explained Bertha quickly.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Barbara was thinking hard. "No, she did not
-say Hohenlohe; and, besides, she is dead."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Getting warm," murmured Martha.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Now you stop." Bertha looked very serious.
-"The Princess Leopold referred to their grandmother,
-of course. What else should she have in mind?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The tirewoman bent low over Barbara's ear.
-"Majesty's </span><em class="italics">Jaeger</em><span> told me that the War Lord is
-in the habit of consigning old lady relatives of his
-to a hot place, whether dead or alive."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Barbara clapped her hands. "I know," she
-laughed; "you need not try and keep things from
-this child, Bertha. I was not born yesterday."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"I shall tell Mamma, and you will get it too,
-Martha." The Krupp heiress was on her dignity
-once more.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Why not put me across your knee and spank
-me?" said Barbara derisively. Then, coaxingly:
-"</span><em class="italics">Do</em><span> go on, Bertha; it is all so interesting; and
-if Martha does not behave (stamping her foot) she
-will leave the room this minute. Did you hear
-what I said, Martha?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Indeed, Your Majesty, and the other Majesty
-will now proceed," mocked the tirewoman, who
-was unimpressed, having known the girls "all their
-born days."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Well," began Bertha anew, "there were a
-few days of Court mourning while I was in Berlin,
-and I had to wear all white, no jewellery, no
-flowers. All the gentlemen had mourning-bands
-around their left arm, and Uncle Majesty wore
-the uniform of Colonel of Artillery—black and
-velvet."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Auntie was in black too—silk, of course, and
-heavy enough to stand by itself; but at her throat
-I saw a large diamond brooch."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"'That will get Mother into trouble if the old
-man peeps it,' observed the Crown Prince, who
-took me in to dinner, and who knows all the
-English and French slang."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"How perfectly delightful he must be!" cried
-Barbara.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Bertha continued: "'Why?' I asked."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"'Mourning and brilliants—absurd,'
-whispered Wilhelm Wiseacre. But Uncle Majesty
-either did not see, or knew less than his talented
-son, and Auntie escaped a scolding that time."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Scolding a Queen. You are joking," cried
-Barbara.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Before the Krupp heiress could speak, Martha
-delivered herself of a few "</span><em class="italics">Mein Gotts</em><span>."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Oh," she said, "royal ladies are just like
-other girls' mammas."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Like Aunt Pauline and Rosa?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Well, yes. They have a husband, children
-and an allowance."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"An allowance? I thought they were wallowing
-in gold pieces like you, sister," said Barbara,
-loojving up admiringly at the older girl.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"I suppose Auntie Majesty has about a million
-per year to dress on," said Bertha loftily.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"A million," repeated Frau Martha
-contemptuously. "Fraulein ought to have heard
-some of the stories the maids told me about Auntie
-Majesty's lingerie. One of them used to be
-dresser to a French diva, whatever that is, and on
-the Q.T.——"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Bertha was anxious to change the subject, and
-remarked, with a hard look upon Martha: "And
-the troubles they have with servants! One
-afternoon on </span><em class="italics">Bal-Paré</em><span> night Auntie's </span><em class="italics">coiffeur</em><span> did not
-show up—sickness, or something of the kind—and
-the Baroness did her hair. 'How very frail,' I
-thought, particularly as Auntie was going to wear
-the grand tiara with the Regent diamond. However,
-the head-dress, being so very heavy, is put on
-only before she enters the royal box.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Her Majesty was fully dressed when Uncle's
-</span><em class="italics">Jaeger</em><span> handed in a dispatch from Queen Victoria,
-asking about Prince Joachim. She immediately
-sat down to write an answer, and as she leaned
-over the paper—for she is rather short-sighted—the
-whole </span><em class="italics">coiffure</em><span> came down in a heap. I never
-saw her cross before, but I tell you——" Bertha
-checked herself.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Now about the jewellery," cried Barbara.
-"She has wagon-loads of them, has she not?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Of her own, no more than Mamma, I guess,
-for those you read so much about on festive
-occasions belong to the State, and the Baroness is
-responsible for their safety. Once, I was told, she
-left a valise containing several Crown jewels and
-some of Auntie's own in the Imperial saloon
-carriage when they were going to Stuttgart. Through
-the stupidity of a guard the valise got misplaced,
-and was discovered only a month later in an
-out-of-the-way railway station. That time Uncle
-Majesty himself lectured the Baroness, ordering
-her at the same time to use her own baronial
-fingers to sew the diamond buttons on Her
-Majesty's dresses. Furthermore, to make sure
-that the fastenings of ear-rings, brooches,
-bracelets and chains, etc., were intact."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Barbara wanted to know whether the Berlin
-Crown jewels were as fine as Queen Victoria's in
-the Tower of London.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Not quite," said Bertha thoughtfully.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The child nodded. "I know, for when I asked
-Miss Sprague whether the Regent was as beautiful
-as the Koh-i-noor, she said: 'You might as well
-liken your shabby German South-West Africa to
-the Indian Empire, Miss Barbara.'"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Don't let the War Lord hear that!" Frau
-Martha raised a warning finger.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Now about the dresses! She wears a new
-one every day, doesn't she?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"At least she never wears the same twice
-unaltered."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"What jolly shopping!" cried Barbara.
-"Does she go round herself? I would."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"That's the ladies'—the Baroness and the
-Mistress of the Robes—business, of course. She sees
-the fashion through their eyes and, when Auntie
-is ill-dressed, the blame really attaches to her
-women. One morning Auntie called me in and
-said: 'Bertha, what do you think of my dinner
-toilet for to-night?'</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"The gown on the </span><em class="italics">mannequin</em><span> was of light red
-silk with white flounces and blue train, set off by
-rosebuds."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Kakadoo!" laughed Barbara.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"That's how it struck me," said Bertha.
-"But there stood the Baroness pleased as Punch
-about the new 'creation,' and certainly expected
-me to say something nice. I was in despair, but
-Auntie Majesty came to my rescue. 'It's quite
-impossible,' she said, 'isn't it? Tell Schwertfeger
-and Moeller——'</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"She did not finish, but took up the Alnumach
-de Gotha lying on the dressing-table. 'I thought
-so—Wilhelmina's colours. If Wilhelm had seen
-me in this, he would have said: "You are rushing
-things, Dona. Wait till we annex Holland."' Then
-she turned to the Baroness: 'Have it unripped
-at once. The silks shall be used any way
-except in this absurd combination. I will wear
-white this evening.'"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"To bed at once; enough for to-night,"
-ordered Frau Martha, turning back the clothes
-on Barbara's bed.</span></p>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 4em">
-</div>
-<p class="center pfirst" id="throttling-bavaria"><span class="bold large">CHAPTER XXI</span></p>
-<p class="center pnext"><span class="bold medium">THROTTLING BAVARIA</span></p>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 2em">
-</div>
-<!-- -->
-<blockquote>
-<div>
-<p class="pfirst"><span>The Etiquette of Dress—Bülow in a Fix—That "Place
-in the Sun"—"That Idiot Bismarck"—Prussianize
-the British Empire</span></p>
-</div>
-</blockquote>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 2em">
-</div>
-<p class="pfirst"><span>In the grandchamber where Bismarck sat so long
-enthroned and Caprivi, the general "commanded
-to the office," as he might have been ordered to
-occupy a bastion, spent troublesome years; at the
-desk where Prince Hohenlohe's thoughtful face
-shone between colossal oil-lamps; in the very chair
-where the Iron One swore lustily at petty kings,
-sat Bernhard von Bülow, Chancellor and Major-General.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Don't forget the Major-General, for the War
-Lord had more trouble making him that than
-conferring the Imperial Chancellorship. Military
-titles are sadly embroidered with precedents and
-rules and things.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Frederick the Great used to own silk mills,
-therefore his ministers of State were compelled to
-wait upon him in satin breeches and long-tailed
-satin coats, and no man who loved his job would
-appear more than six times in the same garments
-before the Majesty, since the royal merchant
-would have considered himself cheated out of the
-sale of so many ells. Frederick's descendant, the
-War Lord, is interested in army cloth—hence his
-dislike for mufti.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Jovial, talkative, on good terms with himself,
-Bernhard felt quite guilty in his velvet jacket—a
-present from the Princess, his wife—when he
-heard a sharp voice call out his name. It came
-from the garden path adjoining the high French
-windows.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Must be coming from the War Ministry.
-What's up?" thought the Chancellor, ringing
-frantically for a dress coat. If those sentinels
-would only challenge Majesty, there might be time
-to change.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>In the summer of 1905 the proverbial Bülow
-luck was still in full swing. At the moment it
-sent Phili Eulenburg to the rescue, for the
-ex-ambassador, still undisgraced, was, as usual, in
-attendance upon the War Lord.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Fine chap, that," said Phili, pointing to one
-of the sentinels who guarded the inner court of
-the Chancellor Palace; "may I put him through
-the paces just to show I did not get my epaulettes
-for form's sake?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Anything as long as you don't make me
-ridiculous, Phili." Maybe the War Lord was
-curious to see whether his friend had any military
-talents. Perhaps he remembered that Bismarck,
-talking to Maximilian Harden or Moritz Busch,
-let drop a remark to the effect that persons of
-the Eulenburg type made great generals—sometimes,
-</span><em class="italics">vide</em><span> Alcibiades, Cæsar, Peter the Great,
-Frederick, etc.—good diplomats never!</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Advance," "retreat," "right," "left,"
-"charge," "about face," crowed Phili, repeating
-the last order several times.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"</span><em class="italics">Pack ein</em><span>" ("Cheese it!"), said the War
-Lord, "if these are the only commands you
-remember." However, when the pair entered through the
-glass doors, Bernhard, to his intense satisfaction,
-was resplendent in a frock-coat, with the ribbon
-of the Red Eagle in buttonhole, Majesty missing
-the chance to scold him for a sybarite. To
-Wilhelm's mind, male humanity is "nude"
-when unaccoutred with knapsack and bayonet,
-or else unshrouded in evening dress at nine a.m.
-Bülow had flatly refused to array himself </span><em class="italics">en frac</em><span>
-in daytime, and in his hussars' breeches he always
-fidgeted "in a nerve-racking way." So he must
-be allowed a Prince Albert coat—Chancellor's
-exclusive privilege, of course! Bismarck used to ride
-to the old Kaiser's palace in a fatigue cap, but at
-the door donned the steel helmet. But let none
-of lesser rank and importance imitate these
-worthies.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Here's a pretty kettle of fish," said the War
-Lord, acknowledging Bülow's respectful greetings
-by a wave of the hand. "Phili tells me that
-Victor will require pretty strong proof it's
-defensive before he joins our war. And Udo has
-secured tell-tale correspondence to the same effect,
-which will be sent to you presently."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Italy making demands before she has even
-lost a battle?" cried Phili, without indicating
-quotation marks.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Bülow knew of course that the </span><em class="italics">bon mot</em><span> was
-Bismarck's, but the War Lord thought it original.
-"Don't repeat that to the Princess, please," he
-said to Bülow, "lest she put our Phili on her
-index. As to Victor, what do you think of the
-ingrate?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"With Your Majesty's permission, I rather
-think that the information" (Bülow looked
-straight at Eulenburg, then thought better of it)
-"of—Count Wedell is not well founded. Your
-Majesty knows how such rumours arise. Maybe
-King Victor has, at one time or another, expressed
-himself to the effect that he meant strictly to
-adhere to the stipulations of the Triple Alliance,
-whereupon some person in the secret found out
-that the Triple Alliance obliges Italy to take up
-arms only in case Germany or Austria are attacked.
-Presto, the mischief-maker concludes that King
-Victor is not in sympathy with Germany's world
-politics, etc. etc."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Maybe, but Udo's and Phili's reports must
-be sifted to the bottom," commanded the War
-Lord. "I told Wedell to put a man of
-pronounced political instinct on the work—an Italian,
-of course; there shall be a wrestling match between
-Dago cunning and German political shrewdness."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Up to then the War Lord had spoken quite to
-the point. Now he indulged in one of those
-</span><em class="italics">saltomortales</em><span> of uncontrolled thought that tends to
-incoherency.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"We must get rid of Otto," he said abruptly,
-pounding his knee with his terrible right.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Prince Bismarck's Christian name had been
-Otto, and Wilhelm got rid of him. Count Bülow,
-perceiving no connection with matters discussed,
-wondered whether the War Lord had reference
-to the former occupant of the Chancellor Palace,
-or maybe to a dog or horse. So, to be on the safe
-side, he smiled broadly and asserted: "Precisely,
-Your Majesty."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Of course, there is that </span><em class="italics">Schweinhund</em><span> (pig-dog)
-Ruprecht."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Bülow began to scent a connection; however,
-the War Lord saved him further cogitation by
-doing all the talking.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"A madman, this Ruprecht; thinks his petty
-State an Indian Empire. Period: Thirteenth
-century, or thereabout. Dwells longingly on such
-scenes as Mohammed Toghlak enacted, having
-hundreds of rebels tossed about by elephants on
-steel-capped ivories, and then trampled to death to
-the sound of trumpets and beating of drums. 'I
-would like to treat our Socialists that way,' he told
-me time and again."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Using wild boars instead of elephants, I suppose,"
-said Phili. The sally caused the War Lord
-much merriment.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Egad," he laughed, "your mileage from
-Liebenberg is not thrown away; you liquidate the
-bill by </span><em class="italics">bons mots</em><span> every time."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"I dare you tell the Reichstag," cried Phili.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Bülow shall," said the War Lord; "but"—facing
-the Chancellor once more—"those muttons!
-With Italy a possible </span><em class="italics">quantité négligeable</em><span>,
-we must make doubly sure of Bavaria's unquestioned
-and enthusiastic support of Berlin. Now,
-Phili, who has been living there many years, tells
-me that the Bavarian people as a whole——"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"The great unwashed," put in Phili, who will
-live up to his reputation as a wit or burst—in
-Germany one need not be a Mark Twain to succeed.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"The Bavarian unwashed," repeated the War-Lord,
-"do not like Prussia. The only means of
-gaining national support for our war in Bavaria,
-then, is by favour of the Crown. Otto's is a
-harlequin's cap, and you can't ask people to rally
-around a War Lord more beast than man, and
-certainly as crazy as a march-hare. It follows: we
-need a sane man in Munich, Bülow—nothing short
-of a sane man will serve our purpose. I understand
-that Maximilian Joseph, 'the creature of that
-upstart, Napoleon,' had a royal diadem built which
-has never been used. Pull it from the vaults of
-the Munich Hofburg, Bülow, and place it on
-Luitpold's head, and if he persists in his silly
-refusal, on Ludwig's."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Majesty knows these gentlemen's objections:
-'There can be no real king in Bavaria, they say,
-until the constitutional incumbent is dead,'"
-spoke the Chancellor gravely.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Then kill Otto," cried the War Lord.
-"What, miss our place in the sun for a madman!
-Not if I know Wilhelm, Imperator Rex. Briefly,
-Bülow, as there is no king in Bavaria, we must
-make one—one who recognises that he is </span><em class="italics">Rex
-Bavariæ par la grace de Roi de Prusse</em><span> and,
-accordingly, is willing to do the King of Prussia's
-bidding."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"But the people, will they rally to a standard
-bearer of that kind?" asked the Chancellor.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"The mob," cried the War Lord. "What
-has the mob to do with it? We show him a puppet
-in ermine and purple with Maximilian Joseph's
-unused crown on his silly pate, and 'hurrah,'
-'</span><em class="italics">Heil Dir im Siegeskranz</em><span>.'"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"With the aid of the loyal Press," suggested
-Phili.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Of course, the Press bandits are part and
-parcel of the plebs; let Königgrätzerstrasse see
-to them at once. And, Bülow," continued the
-War Lord, "the </span><em class="italics">Norddeutsche Allgemeine</em><span>—not
-a word!"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"That's where Majesty shows his wisdom,"
-said Phili, nearly doubling up in a profound bow.
-And as the War Lord seemed to enjoy the
-compliment, he added: "I am not the bird to befoul
-his own nest; but if it be true, as the London
-papers sometimes assert, that Germany produces
-no real diplomats, I point to Your Majesty and
-say: Here stands the greatest of them all, greater
-than Cavour and Bismarck, Talleyrand and Wotton."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Talleyrand was a great liar," mused the War Lord.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"And preserved Prussia." This from the Chancellor.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"My motto," said Wilhelm, "is: 'Keep a
-silent tongue where one's own interests are
-concerned, lest the itch of controversy produce a scab
-that even the unknowing may perceive.' He
-was boldly plagiarising Wotton, but if his auditors
-noticed the theft they were wise enough to keep
-it to themselves.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Your Majesty's idea is that, in case Italy
-prove disloyal, Bavaria must act the buffer, the
-people offering stubborn resistance."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"—— stubborn!" cried the War Lord, striding
-toward the great wall where a series of maps
-were displayed on rollers. Of course Phili got
-ahead and pushed the button. "—— stubborn!"
-repeated Wilhelm. "Look at the Bavarian
-frontier—as naked of fortresses as a new-born babe
-of a dinner dress—no defensive works to speak
-of. If the Italians make good their threats
-against Austria and reach Innsbruck, good-bye
-Munich! The whole of Bavaria would be at
-the mercy of the Dago dogs of war! Bülow,"
-cried the War Lord, "Phili brought documents
-to show that the Italian General Staff is mapping
-out a road to Berlin via Munich, Leipzig,
-Potsdam. That idiot Bismarck," he added, with an
-oath, "the question of collars and epaulettes was
-not the only one he decided in favour of the
-Bavarians. Four years previously he failed to squeeze
-Bayreuth out of them—Bayreuth, one of the
-Hohenzollerns' earliest possessions. With small
-pressure he might have regained the principality
-in 1866 in place of the miserable few millions of
-thalers as war indemnity that the Bavarians had
-to pay. We could have made Bayreuth-land an
-armed camp, a second Heligoland, as it-is-to-be!"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The "collars and epaulettes affair," to which
-the War Lord referred, cropped up in November,
-1870, during the </span><em class="italics">pourparlers</em><span> for the
-Bavarian-Prussian treaties. King Ludwig insisted that
-Bavarian army officers should continue to wear the
-badge of their rank on their collar, while King
-Wilhelm said their shoulder straps were the correct
-place. The Chancellor, Bismarck, saved the
-situation by arguing: "If in ten years' time, perhaps,
-the Bavarians are arrayed in battle against us, what
-will history say when it becomes known that the
-present negotiations miscarried owing to collars
-and epaulettes?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>No wonder Prince Pless (Hans Henry XI.,
-late father-in-law of Princess Mary, </span><em class="italics">née</em><span>
-Cornwallis-West) said to the Iron Chancellor: "Really,
-if at the time we were discussing the criminal
-code we had known what sort of people these
-Sovereigns are, we should not have helped to
-make the provisions against </span><em class="italics">lèse-majesté</em><span> so
-severe."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Now if Bayreuth were in our hands," continued
-the War Lord, "the Italians could whistle
-for the new road to Berlin, as the English can for
-the promenade to Hamburg, since Salisbury, good
-old man—God rest his soul—presented us with that
-little islet in the North Sea."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Maybe Bavaria could be induced to fortify
-her frontiers on the Austrian border," suggested
-the Chancellor.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"And </span><em class="italics">I</em><span> postpone my war until half a dozen
-Liéges and Namurs and Metzs and Strassburgs
-are built—man alive," thundered the War Lord.
-"Life is short, and the longer England and France
-are left in possession of the best colonies, the
-harder it will be for us to Prussianise them when
-things are being adjusted to our liking."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Prussianise England and France, excellent
-idea, </span><em class="italics">très magnifique</em><span>!" crowed Phili the irrepressible.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Not quite so fast," said the War Lord.
-"I was thinking of India and Ceylon, of Cochin
-China and Tonking, of Algeria, Hongkong, the
-Straits Settlements and the French Congo, of
-Madagascar and Natal, of Rhodesia, Gibraltar, the
-Senegal and other dainties in the colonial line."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Even so—a jolly mouthful for Prussianisation,
-Majesty."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"You don't suppose I would tolerate the
-loose discipline encouraged by Downing Street
-and Quai d'Orsay," cried the War Lord. "Subject
-peoples and tribes must have a taste of the
-whip and spur. Where would Poland be without
-them—yes, and Alsace-Lorraine! But those
-Bavarians, Bülow. I hope I made it perfectly
-clear that Otto must go and that severest pressure
-must be brought on Luitpold."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Together with the Italian problem, the
-matter shall have my closest attention," said the
-Chancellor.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"And don't forget that they are a crazy lot at
-best, and hand and glove with Franz Ferdinand's
-black masters."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Matters can't be hurried, though,"
-ruminated Bülow, "and I am afraid there is little store
-to be set by Luitpold."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"His ambition is to go thundering down the
-ages as the man who refused a crown," sneered
-Phili.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Thank Heaven he is eighty-four," said the
-War Lord piously.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"And Ludwig tickled to death with the idea
-of becoming king," added Eulenburg.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The War Lord was making his adieux, when
-he suddenly turned upon Bülow. "What are you
-going to do with Ruprecht?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Promise him a field marshal's baton in our war."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"The right bait," assented Wilhelm, "but I
-pity the country under his supreme command. Do
-you know," he added, "that the lowest of his
-subjects would not permit him to cross his threshold?"</span></p>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 4em">
-</div>
-<p class="center pfirst" id="paying-the-price"><span class="bold large">CHAPTER XXII</span></p>
-<p class="center pnext"><span class="bold medium">PAYING THE PRICE</span></p>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 2em">
-</div>
-<!-- -->
-<blockquote>
-<div>
-<p class="pfirst"><span>What Edward VII. Thought—No Room for Art—A Vision
-of Threadneedle Street</span></p>
-</div>
-</blockquote>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 2em">
-</div>
-<p class="pfirst"><span>Bülow, who loved being Chancellor, hated Phili
-Eulenburg.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>However, the Imperial ex-Ambassador at the
-Hofburg was then in the zenith of his ill-gotten
-empire over Majesty, and to incur his displeasure
-spelt disgrace or enforced resignation.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>At the moment the grand old man's thunderbolts
-were under lock and key in Harden's Grunewald
-villa, and the exalted personages marked for
-lightning carried things with a high hand, using
-the German Empire like an entailed estate.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Pretty evenly parcelled out this </span><em class="italics">fidei commissum</em><span>
-favoured by the Prussian Constitution, which
-makes suffrage a mockery. Phili, of late enriched
-by Hertefeld, the Rhenish domain that guarantees
-him an independent income of £5,000 sterling a
-year and by a couple of millions cash, which Baron
-Nathan Rothschild, of Vienna, left him. Phili
-was practically the overseer of the Government
-personnel, and of the diplomatic corps in particular.
-His card index of prominent men and women,
-reinforced by reams and reams of correspondence,
-characterised each person—diplomats, deputies,
-ministers, councillors, governors, politicians,
-commanding generals and aspirants for high honours
-in the army or navy—according to his own
-viewpoint, the avowed object being to people the
-highest offices within the gift of the Crown with
-people like-minded with himself.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>And it must be admitted that Phili pretty
-thoroughly succeeded, since the War Lord, seeing
-everybody through Eulenburg's eyes, selected in
-the main only persons of mediocre intellect, or
-plain bullies, as his representatives abroad and at
-home. The reference to Eulenburg's optics, by
-the way, recalls another Bismarck sally: "One
-look at Phili's eyes is enough to spoil the most
-elaborate dinner for me!"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Could gourmet-gourmand express himself more
-emphatically? What the Iron Chancellor thought
-of ambassadors appointed under that régime has
-already been quoted; it coincides with the reputation
-for clumsiness and inefficiency the War Lord's
-diplomatic servants have in all quarters of the
-world. In </span><em class="italics">ante bellum</em><span> days few of them were
-"honest men sent abroad to lie"; the great
-majority were liars intent upon bulldozing or
-deceiving the personages who mistook them for
-gentlemen. Of course, "like master, like
-servant." The late King Edward maintained that
-Wilhelm was vulgar and ungentlemanly; hence
-Baron H or Count Y might think it presumptuous
-to be otherwise. Besides, the Berlin Foreign
-Office will employ nobles only, and we have the
-authority of Gunther, Count von der Schulenburg,
-Lord of Castle Oest, Rhineland, for the illuminating
-fact that every tenth German aristocrat is
-unspeakable. So much for the German diplomatic service.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>General Count Kuno von Moltke presided over
-another self-gratifying clique—that of the Army;
-and if Germany had invaded Belgium ten years
-previous to toying with the scrap of paper, she
-would probably have been overthrown in short
-order, for at that time the Commander of Imperial
-Headquarters held the same sinister sway over the
-military as Phili did over the civil branches of the
-Government.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Lovey," "sweetheart," "my soul," "my
-all" (Kuno Moltke's epistolary titles for
-Majesty), "hears as much of affairs as I want
-him to know, no more," was Moltke's boast,
-according to the sworn evidence of Frau von Ende,
-Count Moltke's former wife, in the famous Harden
-slander case.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Yet though Moltke lost his case, the War
-Lord declared "there is nothing definite against
-Moltke, but he must remain on half-pay."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Can you imagine King George V. so
-flaunting the decisions of Old Bailey and thereafter
-saddling the British public with a life pension
-of about £500 per annum in favour of the guilty
-party?</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Can you imagine why such "sweet affection
-for the All Highest" should make up for lack of
-military qualities in a general officer slated for
-supreme command in the field?</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>For his crusade Maximilian Harden won much
-praise from English writers, but if he had let it
-flourish in high places for a decade longer, Great
-Britain would be richer in blood and treasure.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Another of these coteries of men who dispensed
-high offices among themselves for their own
-ends existed in the Imperial Court—aye, it lodged
-there, not in the Schloss or Neues Palais exactly,
-but—oh, irony!—in the Princess's Palace, the
-hideous </span><em class="italics">dependance</em><span> of the Crown Prince Palais,
-Unter den Linden, the apartments granted for
-life to Royal Chamberlain Count von Wedell
-being its headquarters.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Oh, the jolly tea-parties they enjoyed in the
-great high-ceilinged rococo chambers, full of
-discarded furniture and appointments of the
-Frederick the Great and Watteau period; Louis
-Quatorze and Quinze, Boule and Chippendale,
-Empire, here and there—antique regularity and
-capricious </span><em class="italics">bizarrerie</em><span>, gems of Art some, also pieces
-chipped and disjointed.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Carlyle called Frederick "the last of the
-Kings"; he was certainly the last of Prussian
-kings possessed of an appreciation of the beautiful.
-The present War Lord kicked from his palaces—none
-were built since the eighteenth century—all
-</span><em class="italics">objets d'art</em><span> that would please the eye of anybody
-not a German boor, substituting unmentionables
-of the goose-step type, square-jointed, clumsy,
-coarse, and wholly </span><em class="italics">mauvais goût</em><span>.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>What the "majestic" chambers lack, then,
-those of the Excellencies </span><em class="italics">nolens volens</em><span> boast.
-Wedell's rooms in particular contained a variety
-of eighteenth century </span><em class="italics">chef d'oeuvres</em><span> selected by
-the Count himself from heaps of "ancient
-rubbish" sent from the Neues Palais and
-Sans-Souci by order of Court Marshal von Liebenau, a
-corporal dignified by a gold stick.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>No doubt the Knights of Wedell's Round Table
-enjoyed what was "</span><em class="italics">caviare</em><span> to the general." At
-any rate, their tea-parties seem to have been a
-delight to "high and low," for no one admitted
-to the charmed circle ever sent his regrets.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>We find there General of Cavalry Count
-Wilhelm von Hohenau, son of the War Lord's uncle,
-the late Prince Albrecht of Prussia, and Sailor
-Trost, of His Majesty's yacht </span><em class="italics">Hohenzollern</em><span>; the
-gentleman already introduced, Count Kuno von
-Moltke, also Lord of the Cathedral and Private
-Riedel of the Uhlans; Count Lynar, brother-in-law
-of the Grand Duke of Hesse and Colonel of
-His Majesty's Horse Guards, and Gus Steinhauer,
-midshipman; Count Frederick von Hohenau,
-brother of Wilhelm, and Court Councillor Kestler,
-who rose from the ranks to gentlemanly estate and
-high honours in His Majesty's service; His Serene
-Highness Prince Philip of Eulenburg, Right
-Honourable Privy Councillor to the Prussian
-Crown, member of the House of Lords, etc., and
-Raymond Lecomte, French chargé d'affaires.
-These men were regular attendants, under the
-presidency of the noble-born host, of course, but
-there was a fair sprinkling of counts and barons and
-so on in this royal palace connected by a covered
-archway with the town residence of the Crown
-Prince and his family!</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>That was strange enough—audacity to the
-point of recklessness, one might call it—but
-stranger still is the fact that all these men were in
-the War Lord's good graces, if not on intimate
-terms with him like Eulenburg.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>With the Hohenaus he was on "Willy" and
-"Freddy" footing; Count Johannes von Lynar
-he called "Jeanie"; and His Excellency
-Lieutenant-General Kuno von Moltke was his
-"Tütü"—with dots over both u's, if you please.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Nor were Wedell and Moltke the only
-tea-party members admitted to high positions at
-Court. Wilhelm Hohenau was governor to His
-Imperial Highness the Crown Prince, and, on
-Moltke's recommendation, Count Lynar was about
-to be gazetted personal adjutant to His Majesty—an
-office giving him apartments at the royal
-residence—when he was vulgarly "pinched" and
-lugged off to jail for the crime of—being found
-out.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Because he was the War Lord's "Jeanie,"
-Lynar would not listen to "Tütü's" and
-"Willy's" and "Freddy's" hints about the
-Bank of England as a safe depository.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Some day," he used to bluster, "a few weeks
-or a month after 'The Day,' I will ride up
-Threadneedle Street and straight into the vaults of that
-venerable pile, and leap my charger over mountains
-of gold—will be quite a change, don't you know,
-from jumping fences at Hoppegarten."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>As to the others, Sailor Trost and ditto Gustav
-Steinhauer each enjoyed a meteoric career, rising
-in quick order to petty officership—impossible to
-advance them higher, because they were men
-without education; and whenever and wherever an
-excuse could be found for employing them in that
-extraordinary capacity, they were given charge of
-the Imperial person. Thus Gustav Steinhauer
-always acted as chief guardian of the War Lord's
-lodging in Castle Liebenberg when the Majesty
-visited his beloved Phili.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Kestler was a miserable subaltern, destined to
-starve on a daily wage of four marks, when
-Eulenburg discovered and introduced him to Majesty.
-Under the War Lord's favour, he was transferred
-to a more lucrative department in the service, and
-decorated!</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Yet why the </span><em class="italics">Pour le Merite</em><span> for Kestler, and
-for Eulenburg, Wedell, etc.? What </span><em class="italics">were</em><span> their
-peculiar merits? Has anyone ever been able to
-discover?</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>To-day Eulenburg, twice tried, is a prisoner
-for life on his estate; the two Hohenaus are
-banished from Germany, and dare not come back
-on pain of arrest; Count Kuno von Moltke is a
-pensioner of the German people on foreign soil;
-Count Wedell forfeited the two gold buttons on
-the tails of his </span><em class="italics">frac</em><span> and his residence at the
-Princess's palace.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Why did they get off so easily in comparison
-when the crash came?</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The answer is obvious enough. These persons
-had been careful to deposit in London, E.C., the
-letters they had received from a certain exalted
-party who shall be nameless, and Count Lynar,
-prisoner No. 5429 at Siegburg Jail, had neglected
-that simple precaution.</span></p>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 4em">
-</div>
-<p class="center pfirst" id="how-von-bohlen-was-chosen"><span class="bold large">CHAPTER XXIII</span></p>
-<p class="center pnext"><span class="bold medium">HOW VON BOHLEN WAS CHOSEN</span></p>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 2em">
-</div>
-<!-- -->
-<blockquote>
-<div>
-<p class="pfirst"><span>The First Step—Prussian Manners—The War Lord Finds
-His Man—Putting Bülow to the Test—Discussing the
-Husband to Be—von Bohlen is Chosen</span></p>
-</div>
-</blockquote>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 2em">
-</div>
-<p class="pfirst"><span>On the morning after the Bavarian debate in the
-Chancellor's palace the War Lord and Prince
-Phili met early in Sans-Souci Park for an hour's
-horseback exercise and scandalmongering. Be
-sure that </span><em class="italics">chronique scandaleuse</em><span> was thoroughly
-discussed, as well as the personnel of Phili's
-favourites, and if there was anybody at Court and
-in Society, in high official places and in the royal
-theatres whose ears did not tingle with the
-calumnies or malicious tittle-tattle launched, the
-gossipers' memory was at fault, not their capacity
-for impertinent innuendo.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>These personages were walking their horses in
-a secluded avenue of the woods beyond Klein
-Glienecke when they heard galloping behind.
-"My courier," said the War Lord; "we'll wait." They
-drew rein, and presently a red-coat shot by
-them in a parallel road. When some fifty paces
-ahead, the courier leaped his horse across the
-intervening ditch, then stopped short at the imminent
-risk of being thrown, and waited, hat in hand.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Get the mail bag," commanded Wilhelm
-curtly, after the style of Napoleon, who thought
-nothing of ordering a king to see how dinner was
-progressing. Phili trotted off, and presently
-returned with a red morocco leather portfolio. A
-silver-gilt key dangling on the War Lord's
-bracelet gave access to the contents: two letters, both
-postmarked Essen.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"From Bertha," said the War Lord, glancing
-at the bigger envelope, and put it into his
-pocket. The other he tore open in great haste.
-"Wonder what the Baroness wants from me?"
-he muttered.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Phili having returned the portfolio, the courier
-was dismissed by a wave of the hand, and Wilhelm
-plunged into the epistle </span><em class="italics">sans cérémonie</em><span>.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"The devil!" he cried, before he had finished
-the first page, and drove his horse so hard against
-Eulenburg's side that Phili could not suppress an
-outcry.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Listen to this: Bertha has fallen in love with
-Franz, sort of foster-brother, you know; they were
-children together."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"The electrical expert you told me about?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Precisely. But I won't allow it; she might as
-well aspire to be wife No. 777 to our friend Abdul.
-But here comes the Baroness and pleads that the
-dear child may have her way, Franz being such
-a good young man; marriages are arranged in
-heaven, and her blessed Frederick will be tickled
-to death, etc., and more tommy rot like that."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"You don't think Franz exactly the right person?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Phili," cried the War Lord, "if you were
-not such an old sinner and bald-headed and married
-and the father of children of marriageable age, I
-would order you to marry her."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Another woman—are there none but women
-in the world?" groaned the ex-ambassador. "Besides,
-I have not the least talent for bigamy; try
-Kiderlen-Waechter."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Would be the right sort, but he is nearly as
-old as you."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Once more Extase's flank squeezed Phili.
-"I've got it," Wilhelm exclaimed suddenly.
-"When you get back home, browse for an hour
-or two on your card index, picking out the most
-desirable and up-to-date Benedicts in the thirties
-or thereabout, preferably men in the diplomatic
-service. Got everybody's photo up there, haven't
-you?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"At Your Majesty's service, the whole gallery."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Pictures and personalia you'll bring to the
-Neues Palais this afternoon, and maybe I will run
-over to Essen in the night to show the </span><em class="italics">crème de
-votre crème</em><span> to the Baroness. This folly about
-Franz must be nipped in the bud, and with a girl
-the better and handsomer man does the trick every
-time."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The War Lord wheeled his horse around and
-trotted off in the direction of his residence. He
-never takes the trouble of telling his riding
-companions of his intentions. "Let them keep their
-eyes open and do as I do." The Queen herself
-fares no better when out riding with him. If her
-harness gets out of order or something of that sort,
-and she has to dismount, Wilhelm presses on
-unconcernedly. "Let the Master of Horse look
-after her."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Phili, arrived at his apartments, had no sooner
-got into his dressing-jacket of flowered silk, when
-the telephone rang furiously. "I command,"
-admonished a hard voice.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Here, Phili, at Your Majesty's service."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Are you at work on the cards?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Head over heels," lied Phili.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"And in this connection—has nothing
-occurred to you?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The obsequious courtier was in a quandary.
-Woe to him if he attempted to be wiser than his
-master!</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"The old story; I have to think of everything,"
-the War Lord thundered. "Can't you
-see you must take your selection of names to
-Bülow and pretend to get advice on the candidates
-from him? If you don't, he will be offended."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Like the old woman he is," ventured Eulenburg.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Don't you criticise </span><em class="italics">my</em><span> Chancellor." There
-was a brutal emphasis on the "my," and Phili
-stuttered a dozen excuses for his slip of the
-tongue.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Never mind, to work, Prince! It was Louis
-XIV. who almost waited on one particular
-occasion. Remember, Phili, I don't want to repeat
-his experience."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Phili rang for Jaroljmek, his secretary.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"I do wish Majesty could get along without
-me for a day or two," he said. "More pressing
-business. All the young men in the diplomatic
-service to be inquired into, liver and kidneys. At
-once, of course! Beastly bore unless I may count
-on your assistance."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Of course, Serene Highness."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Have the maids bring in the card index, then."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"With Highness's permission, I will ask the
-butler to help me. It's too heavy for girls."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Not at all. Women were put into the world
-to wait on such as you and I. The woods are full
-of girls, while nice boys are few and far between.
-And you vulgarise a high-stepping horse by hard
-work."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>So two nine-stone girls were ordered to carry
-in from an upper storey the great wooden case
-weighing a hundredweight, while His Highness
-and secretary looked on and, moreover, increased
-their task by foolish directions.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"The smaller legations where I am sending the
-unlicked cubs—fellows without an inkling of Greek
-art and antique beauty—we'll go through those
-first," said the Prince.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"May I ask Highness the purpose of our
-research?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Majesty is trying to find a hubby for—</span><em class="italics">Nomina
-sunt odiosa</em><span>. However, you know the party."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Rich?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Wealthiest girl in the world."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Old Frederick's daughter! I heard some
-queer stories about Papa."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Naughty boy!" with an indulgent smile from
-Phili. "Well, Majesty wants a Benedict for
-Bertha who will paddle the War Lord's canoe
-even more enthusiastically than his wife's
-baby-carriage."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Why doesn't Majesty consult von Treskow
-and Kopp?" said the secretary.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Don't mention those rude plebeians."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>And so the pretty pair went on. They selected
-a round dozen should-be aspirants for Bertha's
-hand.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>These the Emperor examined later.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Receding chin," announced the War Lord
-disdainfully, reviewing the first few while the
-friends sipped their China tea.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"All the ear marks of the wife-beater," he
-commented on an attaché accredited to the Court
-of St. James's. "That fellow is sure to give
-trouble," he commented on photo No. 4. No. 5
-was dismissed with a contemptuous: "Meddlesome
-snout." He continued to throw the
-photographs on the carpet, but suddenly sat up
-straight as a bolt.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"My man!" he cried. "Get Bülow on the
-'phone. No; order Augustus to have an extra
-train ready for the Chancellor to leave Potsdamer
-Bahnhof in half an hour at the latest."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The Court Marshal 'phoned back that a regular
-train was leaving at the time prescribed, and that
-a saloon carriage might be attached for Count
-Bülow.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Very well, but express—Neues Palais first
-stop. Now call up Bülow." The War Lord was
-continually filling his teacup and absorbing large
-quantities of cucumber sandwiches. He had his
-mouth full when the red disc annunciator reported
-Bülow at the other end, and emptied it with a
-gulp.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Yes—immediately. Most important. Would
-not he bring the Princess? His wife would be
-delighted.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>In an hour's time a royal landau and four set
-Chancellor von Bülow and his Princess down in
-the Sandhof, the War Lord stepping from one of
-the tall door-windows of his study on to the terrace
-to welcome them, and Countess Brockdorff, Mistress
-of the Robes, receiving Her Serene Highness
-on Her Majesty's behalf.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Do these august ladies love each other?
-Assuredly—after the fashion of Empress Eugenie
-and Princess Pauline Metternich. The Princess
-thought herself as good as the Empress any day,
-and never hesitated to say so, and when on one
-occasion Eugenie's tantrums were excused on the
-plea that she had an uncle in the strait-jacket,
-Pauline quickly responded: "There are a few
-lunatics in my family too."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>So the Princess Camporeale, whose husband
-was to be "princed" a few weeks hence, regarded
-herself as good as the </span><em class="italics">née</em><span> Schleswig-Holstein,
-arguing that the Beccadello were more ancient
-than Her Majesty's family. And her Margraviate
-of Altavilla was worth more in lires and centimes
-than Her Majesty's title of Margravine of
-Brandenburg.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>So the Princess Maria told Countess Brockdorff
-she could not move until the ladies of her Court
-arrived from the station, and the House Marshal
-was warned that Her Highness's lackeys must not
-be allowed in the palace canteen. German beer
-and sausage always upset them.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Four exceedingly pretty Italian women came
-in the second carriage. "My governess,
-Marchesa ——." "My reader, the Countess ——."
-"My maids of honour, Contezzina —— and
-Baroness ——"—all members of former sovereign
-or semi-sovereign houses.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Bülow beamed in his animated fashion when he
-did not see Eulenburg, whom he rather expected
-to find, since he was always where least wanted.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"And what may be Your Majesty's pleasure?"
-he asked in his courtly way, when they were alone
-in the study.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"I want your opinion on the husband I've
-selected for a certain young lady." The War
-Lord had quite forgotten his own admonition to
-Phili. "Look!" He laid a hand partly over the
-photograph on the table, allowing only the
-forehead to be seen.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Good, capable forehead," observed Bülow;
-"something behind that."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"No obstinacy, I hope," said the War Lord.
-Next he let the photograph's eyes be seen.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Cold, steadfast, may be some disposition for
-cruelty," was Bülow's verdict.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"A good nose, mouth disdainful, somewhat
-high cheekbones—it's von Bohlen und Halbach!"
-cried the Chancellor.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"You know him?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"To some extent, both officially and
-unofficially. Never had any chance to distinguish
-himself, but decidedly adaptable, yet not lacking
-executive ability, I believe."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The War Lord was delighted with the endorsement
-his own views received.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Look at that chin," he said; "firm isn't the
-word for it—bulldog, regular bulldog. He will
-lead you the deuce of a dance, Bertha!"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>At the mention of the name the Chancellor
-winced perceptibly. "I endorsed his capacity for
-business; I know nothing about his personal
-character," he ventured, adding: "He must be at
-least fifteen years older than Bertha."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The War Lord consulted Phili's notes. "Old
-enough to vote, as they say in the States—to vote
-for me, </span><em class="italics">nota bene</em><span>, at directors' meetings. Call up
-your office and find out what kind of subordinate
-he is."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"I looked at his papers only the other day.
-He seems to give his chief no trouble, carrying
-out orders punctually and painstakingly; never
-harasses the minister with original suggestions, but
-is quite content to do his duty and say naught
-about it."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Is his family good enough?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Gentle born," explained the Chancellor;
-"father was Baden Minister, mother not of noble
-birth—Sophie Bohlen—but she had money, I
-believe. The present Councillor of Legation is
-university bred, of course, and belongs to the
-Guard Hussars, </span><em class="italics">Landwehr, Chef d'escadron</em><span>, says
-the army 'Who's Who.' Nevertheless," concluded
-the Chancellor in his most persuasive style,
-"I don't think him the right sort of husband for
-Bertha."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Right sort for </span><em class="italics">me</em><span>," cried the War Lord.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Bülow, conscious that His Majesty at the time
-could not afford to quarrel with him, risked a none
-too gentle rebuke by disregarding the interruption.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"She is so young," he went on, "and, as I
-pointed out before, there is the making of a cruel
-master in his face. Think of the wealthiest girl
-in the world tied to a man who will not let her have
-her own way—a sort of drill-sergeant husband.
-Your Majesty is too whole-hearted, too generous,
-too gallant," he added with a smile, "to impose a
-husband of that kind upon your ward."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>In response the War Lord dropped the high
-falsetto of command which had marked his
-interruptions, and said in a more conciliatory tone:
-"There is not a man alive against whose choice as
-a husband objections may not be marshalled </span><em class="italics">à la
-advocatus diaboli</em><span>. Now, for a change, listen to
-the </span><em class="italics">advocatus Dei</em><span>, please: It goes without saying
-that I have my ward's happiness very much at
-heart. Indeed, if she was of my own flesh and
-blood, I could not cherish more tender feelings for
-her. I love her like one of my own children, and
-haven't I accepted Cecile much as I loathe her
-mother? But with Bertha it's not a mere matter
-of getting married and preserving her unexampled
-wealth, if you will——" The War Lord stopped
-short, but after a moment's thought continued:
-"It will be more public spirited for Bertha to
-marry the man of my selection than to imperil the
-Fatherland's right arm. Where would we be if
-she chose for lord and master one of those
-fool-pacifists, some von Suttner milksop, seeing that
-without Krupp's loyal co-operation our great war
-would go to pot—that even a mere defensive war
-would better be avoided."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"If Fraulein Krupp or her husband went to
-extremes, the State could step in and take over the
-Krupp works," objected the Chancellor.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"And do you suppose that our agents in
-Brussels, Lisbon, Rome, the South Americas and
-so forth would be allowed to buy guns from the
-King of Prussia?" The War Lord answered his
-own question with an emphatic "No!" then
-suggested slyly:</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"To sell the enemy war materials is part of our
-ante-war programme, is it not?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>After walking the length and breadth of the
-room, he planted himself firmly before Bülow,
-whom, by the way, he had not asked to be seated.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"I command," he said with an air of finality;
-"Bohlen is the man. Your own suggestion, you
-can't escape from it," he quickly added, when
-Bülow protested. "You said the fellow, though
-capable, is not self-opinionated—no swelled
-head—always obeys orders—in short: adaptable. That
-kind of man we need at the head of the Krupp
-establishment to do the Fatherland's work according
-to my directions—hence Bertha will marry him
-and no one else."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Then, to forestall further arguments: "Let's
-join the ladies now."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>He rang for an orderly. "The Grand Master,"
-he commanded.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Count Augustus zu Eulenburg had evidently
-anticipated that he would be wanted, as he stood
-waiting in the Shell Grotto, facing the park. The
-walls and ceiling of this gorgeous entrance hall
-are clad with semi-precious stones in their natural
-growth: mountain-crystal and malachite, coral
-trees and amethyst rocks, agate and garnets, gold
-and silver ore; presents from royal friends for the
-most part.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"I'll leave for Essen to-night. Wire Frau
-Krupp to expect me for breakfast. The small
-entourage, and warn messieurs my humble servants
-not to take too many lackeys. I am tired
-of carting their households around."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"At Your Majesty's orders." The Marshal
-bowed low. Then in a whisper: "Is Phili to be
-of the party?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Certainly not," replied the War Lord so
-Bülow might hear him. "Report to me later,"
-he added in an undertone.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Later" the following </span><em class="italics">tripotage</em><span> was overheard:</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>War Lord: "Phili hasn't left?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"He is awaiting Your Majesty's further commands."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Tell him to get ready for Essen."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"He begs to remind Your Majesty that he is
-not in the Baroness's good graces."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Am I not painfully aware of that? She
-would prefer the measles to a morning call from
-Phili."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Then he is to stay on the train while Your
-Majesty visits Villa Huegel?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Until I require him. He may be needed
-to quicken her ladyship's decision about matters
-in hand, as under pressure of his presence she will
-consent more readily, just to get your precious
-cousin out of the house."</span></p>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 4em">
-</div>
-<p class="center pfirst" id="the-war-lord-s-day-in-essen"><span class="bold large">CHAPTER XXIV</span></p>
-<p class="center pnext"><span class="bold medium">THE WAR LORD'S DAY IN ESSEN</span></p>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 2em">
-</div>
-<!-- -->
-<blockquote>
-<div>
-<p class="pfirst"><span>The Krupp Free Hotel—The War Lord and the
-Cinder—Bertha's Little Surprise—The Blue Ribbon
-of the Son—A Mad Idea—The War Lord Apes the
-Expert—Enter the Pawn—A Wily Game—Disposing
-of Franz</span></p>
-</div>
-</blockquote>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 2em">
-</div>
-<p class="pfirst"><span>"A wonderful country, the United States," said
-the War Lord to Chief-Engineer Franz; "it
-produced two Maxims. The British War Office
-captured Hiram, but there is another, Hudson,
-who seems to know as much about explosives and
-guns as his more celebrated namesake. I want
-you to take a year's leave and study him—him and
-Pittsburgh. Your salary goes on, of course, and
-there will be a suitable allowance for expense. I
-will arrange this with the Director-General."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Franz bowed his thanks, for Wilhelm, big with
-his subject, showed plainly that he meant to do
-all the talking.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Hudson Maxim," he continued, "claims
-priority as inventor of half a hundred discoveries
-that would seem to spell success in war. He knows
-a lot about dynamite, torpedoes, and detonating
-fuses too, and is great in chemistry. Try and learn
-all he knows by fair means or—foul," he added.
-Then, musingly:</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"I have lately looked into some recipes
-suggesting chemical preparations for means of attack. The
-War Office will furnish details. Consult Hudson
-Maxim and other American authorities on the
-subject, using the utmost discretion, of course, for I
-don't quite trust those Yankees. They manage
-to cover up their British sympathies, but I have
-had a peep or two beneath the surface. I know
-Armour." His mind took a sudden leap. "How
-soon will you start?" he demanded. "Do you
-want a week's time? Very well."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"May it please Your Majesty, Frau Krupp
-invited me to accompany herself and daughters
-on their jaunt—sort of </span><em class="italics">maréchal de logis</em><span>——"
-ventured Franz.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Duty, sir! Fatherland first. Tuesday's
-French liner, then; and don't fail to investigate
-whether steamers of this class are liable to be of
-use as auxiliary vessels in case of war. Ballin and
-the Norddeutscher Lloyd people pronounce them
-veritable men-of-war. But, to my mind, Ballin
-and Company are after subsidies."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Thus was Franz politely requested and cruelly
-coerced to leave Villa Huegel. It was on the eve
-of the day after the interview between War Lord
-and Chancellor. Events had moved swiftly since
-then.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>A comfortable night on Majesty's train </span><em class="italics">de
-luxe</em><span>, preceded by a variety performance by Phili
-Eulenburg, star impersonator.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Breakfast, 9 A.M., at the Krupp villa, better
-and more plentiful than at home.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>A drive next? No; Uncle Majesty would not
-allow Bertha to handle the ribbons of the four-in-hand.
-Never doubted her ability, of course—yet
-that experience of his at Count Dohna's. No
-amateurs on the box for him. "His little girl was
-to sit by his side," and they were to discuss "grave
-business matters."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Wilhelm, who always looks for chances to
-combine business with pleasure, asked to be driven
-to the </span><em class="italics">Essener Hof</em><span>, a hotel in the city of Essen
-proper, where intending buyers of guns and
-ammunition are lodged, and, it may be added, wined and
-feasted at the War Lady's expense. Be sure that
-the Krupp hostelry is never lacking in guests
-pretending to be unsatisfied with the tests of war
-material conducted for their benefit as long as there
-is the slightest excuse for delay in going home,
-since, once satisfied, they must buy, and, the deal
-concluded, give up their comfortable apartments
-at the </span><em class="italics">Hof</em><span>.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Wilhelm left half a dozen of his large, ugly
-visiting-cards at the door of the hotel for the Jap,
-Chinese, Turkish and other representatives,
-bending down the lower right-hand corner of the
-pasteboards to indicate his regrets that he had failed to
-find the gentlemen in.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"If any of them attempt to pay me a return
-visit, I shall put them under 'old Fritz' and
-pulverise their yellow bones," he said to Bertha.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>But before they had finished laughing at the
-piece of raillery the War Lord uttered a cry of
-anguish. An infinitesimal cinder or a bit of soot
-had got into his left ear, causing him the most
-excruciating pains.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Home," he gasped piteously. "Let's pick
-up a physician on the way." (For some reason or
-other no doctor was included in the small Imperial
-party.)</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Dr. Shrader was dumbfounded when the royal
-chasseur, in feather hat, broadsword at his side,
-summoned him. "My consulting hour; dozens of
-people waiting," he protested. The chasseur bent
-over the doctor's ear and whispered, whereupon
-Shrader ran into the street in his dressing-gown,
-apparently to interview the gutter, for, in his
-anxiety to pacify the War Lord with stammered
-excuses, his nose was close to the stream of mucky
-water running down the hill.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Naturally, the humour of the thing did not
-appeal to Wilhelm, racked with pain as he was.
-He rose from the seat, and, pushing the obsequious
-doctor aside, jumped up the steps, saying:
-"Attend me, I command." Of course, in the
-meanwhile the doctor's household had got wind of
-the royal radiance, and flocked from parlour,
-bedrooms and scullery, males and females and children,
-all eager to prostrate themselves in hall or on
-staircases, wherever they might be.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The War Lord turned to Shrader: "Send
-them upstairs; lock them in if necessary." And,
-with a look through the glass door of the
-waiting-room: "These people must leave instantly; I
-won't be their </span><em class="italics">Grossebeest</em><span>."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>He let himself drop into the doctor's ample
-desk-chair.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"The ear-pump and antiseptics!" he commanded
-with a cry of pain. Then, as the doctor
-approached with the instruments: "Oh, take off
-that dirty dressing-gown first. Roll up your
-sleeves. Wash your hands."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>More insulting orders were thundered at the
-man of science by a supposed gentleman, but their
-execution gave Shrader time to recover.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>He handled the ear-pump with consummate
-ease, as he happened to be a specialist in the line,
-and soon had the satisfaction of showing the War
-Lord the annoying fragment of cinder which his
-skill had discovered and extracted.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"May it please Your Majesty, it would be well
-to clear all the passages by blowing air through
-them," he humbly suggested.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Do all that's necessary, doctor."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Shrader produced another instrument fitted
-with a spiral trumpet and a long rubber tube, and
-went to work vigorously. By the time the War
-Lord was ready to leave the doctor laid down his
-microscope: "I congratulate Your Majesty; no
-evidence of putrefaction, hence no gangrenous
-inflammation."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Who said there was?" demanded the War
-Lord severely.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"I meant to submit to Your Majesty that the
-ear will give no further trouble."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"That's better," said Wilhelm in a pleasant
-voice. He strode through the hall at such a pace
-that the chasseur had hardly time to open the door
-for him.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The street was black with people. "Hochs!"
-resounded from a thousand throats, basso, tenor,
-soprano, what not. A good many people had
-been talking to Bertha—all at once, of course.
-"Prating of their misfortunes—the usual racket,"
-suggested the War Lord, with a look of contempt,
-as he sat down beside the heiress. And when the
-carriage was clear of the mob he added: "You
-ought to have walked the horses up and down in
-the neighbourhood while I was with the doctor."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"I thought of that, likewise that the carriage
-might not have been on hand when you wanted
-to start, Uncle Majesty. You told me the remark
-of the French king: 'I almost waited,'" replied
-Fraulein Krupp.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Dr. Shrader had indeed relieved the Majesty,
-who felt fresh and buoyant after the invigorating
-ride over the hills and along the shooting-ranges.
-The latter, while fully manned, were silent, for the
-chasseur had telephoned to Count Helmuth von
-Moltke, and the adjutant had countermanded all
-trial practice.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Let's look at 'old Fritz' again," said the
-War Lord, after refreshments. Unlike Charles V.,
-the War Lord is never awakened during the night
-to swallow some favourite dish, but five meals a
-day are his rule, and to revive his animal spirits he
-takes a number of raw eggs in a glass of cognac
-after the slightest exertion, when at home, i.e. at
-his own expense, while more substantial and
-elaborate provision is expected at friends' houses.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>At Villa Huegel he is never disappointed. Even
-if he brought those "forty scientist friends" he
-once imposed upon Dom Carlos of Portugal, poor
-man!—indeed, even if he asked Frau Krupp to
-lodge and feed a whole regiment of gold-laced
-or fringe-trousered nobodies or impostors, there
-would be the most generous response on her part
-and no questions asked.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"When I heard you were coming, Uncle
-Majesty, I planned a little surprise," said Bertha,
-when showing the War Lord a short cut to "old
-Fritz's" habitat. She led the way to a section
-of the armour-plate department, whose employés
-burst into feverish activity at their approach. No
-doubt they were expected.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Eighty tons," said Bertha, pointing towards
-the huge crucible steel block being placed under a
-giant hydraulic press.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"How will you move a cannon of that size?"
-queried the War Lord, who is liable to get his
-figures mixed.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"But it is not going to be a cannon, Uncle
-Majesty," explained the mistress of the works.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"You are going to roll it out into an armour-plate
-for Chimborazo, then?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Once more Uncle Majesty is pleased to be
-mistaken."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Maybe it's a statue of England's lord high
-admiral you are making?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Burning," said the smiling Bertha; "it has
-something to do with the sea."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>There was more guessing and repartee during
-the first half of the thirty minutes required to coax
-and squeeze and handle and form the block and
-drag its slow length along—150 feet of it. Seeing
-that, the War Lord no longer could master his
-curiosity.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"What is it to be, Bertha?" he asked in a tone
-that would not be denied, and the wonder is that
-he did not add the polite: "I command!" of
-average Prussian bully ship.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"The shaft of a big steamer, Uncle Majesty;
-the biggest——"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"I know, I know," shouted the War Lord
-above the din of machinery, "for Ballin. Wants
-to snatch the speed record from Bremen. Fetch
-the superintendent, Bertha."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>To the official, who was undecided whether he
-ought to drop dead with devotion or burst with
-pride, he said in the tone of an ancient Father of
-the Church: "Work of the utmost importance is
-entrusted to you—in a measure you are the
-guardian of the Fatherland's supremacy at sea.
-England is building a giant steamship to steal our
-speed record. Her new ocean greyhound is to be
-ready for passenger service in 1907. Pray to God
-fervently, asking Him to grant you success that
-you may help to defeat the enemy of German
-commerce and our development as a sea power.
-To assist in taking the blue ribbon of sea power
-away from Great Britain should be the aim of all
-good Germans, even as it is your War Lord's duty
-to secure for the Fatherland the ocean coast-lines
-she needs." He dismissed the man with a wave of
-the hand.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>It is interesting to note here that this speech
-was delivered a month before Wilhelm met King
-Edward at Wilhelmshohe to spout "his sincere
-wishes for a frank understanding with Great
-Britain" and for the "desirability of common
-action" where German or British interests were
-involved.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Meanwhile the shaft had been completed, a
-towering, solid mass, and the War Lord, walking
-round it, remarked admiringly: "Fine, looks as
-if come out of Vulcan's own smithy. What
-next?" he added, with his customary impatience.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The young girl was anxious to show her
-familiarity with the business. Had she not
-undergone much coaching by Franz for this very reason?</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Extracting the kernel," she answered, with
-an air of superiority.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"I should like to see the removal of the
-kernel," ordered the War Lord, as if the idea were
-original with him. Bertha pulled his sleeve and
-whispered again, after which Wilhelm admonished
-the superintendent: "Take care that it comes out
-in one piece."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>No doubt the man would have died of mortification
-if the well-known "cussedness" of
-"inanimate objects" had played him a trick; but,
-luckily for him, it refrained, which encourages the
-thought that the supposed "inanimation" is not
-quite so hopeless after all. Maybe in this case the
-"inanimate object" was intent upon beating the
-War Lord out of a chance to scold and air his views
-on mechanics.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Any more novelties?" asked Wilhelm, disappointed
-because the machinery worked to perfection.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"The hydraulic shears are busy in the next
-shop," said Bertha.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>There the War Lord saw sections of armour-plates
-for one of his Dreadnoughts cut as if they
-were so many enormous Swiss cheeses.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Some fine day," he commented, "we will
-mount one of these shears on the Calais coast, and
-next to it a giant magnet." He paused,
-contemplating the picture of his imagination.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Yes, yes, Uncle Majesty!" cried the eager Bertha.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"The magnet," continued the War Lord,
-"will pull the English Dreadnought fleet out of
-the Channel, and toss ship after ship over into the
-jaws of the shears to be made mincemeat of.
-Fine heap of scrap-iron for you, Bertha."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"But the sailors!" cried the young girl.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"</span><em class="italics">Dulce et decorum est pro patria mori</em><span>,"
-declared the War Lord, shrugging.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Next they looked at some enormous presses
-capable of bending armour-plates to any shape
-desired. This amused the Majesty hugely. He
-likes to bend men and things.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Any shape desired?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Any Your Majesty will be pleased to command."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Very well. Model one on the left half of my
-moustache."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The supervisor shouted orders and the
-machinery stopped for a little while, then turned
-out the desired shape with photographic accuracy.
-But the War Lord would not have it: "The
-point's missing," he declared.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"I leave it to Fraulein," murmured the superintendent,
-wincing under the rebuke. And with
-the vivacity and carelessness of youth Bertha
-divined the situation, and instantly came to her
-employé's rescue.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Herr Grier is right; Your Majesty's moustaches
-are not trimmed alike. The left one is much
-shorter."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Wilhelm put his hand up to his cheek. "So
-it is," he admitted grudgingly. "I remember I
-set fire to it last night on the train lighting a
-cigarette." This was addressed to Bertha. He
-was too small a person to excuse his rudeness to
-the superintendent.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"There is a ninety-ton block of steel making.
-Would Uncle Majesty like to see how it's done?"
-said Bertha, on the way back to Villa Huegel.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Ninety tons! What a cannon that would
-make! Of course I would like to see it."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Bertha led the way to the crucible works, where
-at that moment fifty pairs of workers were engaged
-in carrying about on long bars white-hot crucibles
-of metal. They were acting with the utmost
-precision, and one shudders to think of the wounds
-and mutilation that would have ensued had either
-one of them stumbled or been seized by sudden
-illness. As each couple of men advanced and tilted
-the glowing mass into the mould, the War Lord
-observed:</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Much too long-winded and laborious. I will
-talk to the Director-General about that, Bertha."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>And, turning to the supervisor, he demanded
-curtly: "The composition of the mixture?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The man bowed to the ground to hide his
-confusion, and once more Bertha jumped into the
-breach.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"He doesn't know—nor do I. Secret formula
-of Grandfather Frederick. Don't press him,
-Uncle Majesty, for even to speculate on these
-technicalities means dismissal and disgrace for an
-employé." Though she spoke in a pleading tone
-of voice, the War Lord continued to frown.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Perhaps he is allowed to explain why no
-shorter process is used."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The supervisor fairly beamed with readiness
-and satisfaction. "May it please Your Majesty,
-our way—I beg Fraulein's pardon, the Krupp
-way—is the only absolutely sure method to forestall
-bubbles and flaws."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"And a flaw, is it a serious matter?" asked the
-War Lord, very much alert.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Indeed, Your Majesty, for it may cause the
-shattering of a shaft, the breakdown of machinery,
-the bursting of cannon."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"And all cannon turned out by the works have
-the benefit of this process?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"All without exception, Your Majesty."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>A bystander says he heard the War Lord
-mutter under his breath: "What rot!" And
-there is a further report that he burst into the
-Director-General's room, and roared: "Fine
-kettle of fish I discovered. Guarding against
-flaws in cannon intended for enemy countries!
-Why not turn over to France and England
-and Russia all the secret plans of the German
-War Office?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>But no authoritative record of Wilhelm's sayings
-relating to this particular point has been
-obtainable. As a matter of fact, it isn't worth the
-pains of special research. It is to be noted,
-however, that after the Turkish defeat at Lule Burgas
-and Kirk Kilisse Bertha's husband was moved to
-say that the stories about the "inefficiency of
-Krupp guns and Krupp workmanship" were
-"fables," and that he was ready at any time "to
-take the field against all comers with Krupp guns
-and Krupp armour."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>After tea the War Lord had a long, serious
-talk with Frau Krupp. Happily her ladyship had
-been mistaken. Bertha was not actually in love
-with Franz; just a sort of sisterly attachment,
-momentarily intensified by girlish longings. So
-much the better, since the right sort of husband
-for his ward had been found: Doctor von Bohlen
-und Halbach, the young diplomat, distinguished,
-well-bred, sound business head and ambitious.
-"Highest ambition to serve his king."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Supposing Your Majesty understood Bertha
-correctly with respect to Franz, her change of
-heart does not mean that she will fall in love with
-Your Majesty's candidate for her hand," said
-Frau Krupp.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Preparing to jump," thought Wilhelm; "I
-wish Phili were here." And as accident would
-have it, His Highness was announced that very
-moment. Eulenburg, or Hohenzollern luck?</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The Baroness opened her mouth to deny herself
-to the visitor on the plea of unavoidable
-business, but Wilhelm got ahead of her. "The
-Prince is most welcome," he said to the major-domo.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>There is no denying that His Highness, ten
-or more years ago, was a striking personality and
-had a peculiar charm. As Murat knew more about
-the art of dressing than Napoleon, so Eulenburg
-overshadowed Wilhelm as a glass of fashion, avoiding
-the latter's all-too-apparent striving for effect
-and pretence.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Despite their close relations, he greeted Wilhelm
-without a trace of familiarity and kissed Frau
-Krupp's hand.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Just in time," cried the War Lord. "I was
-telling the Baroness about the Chancellor's young
-friend, von Bohlen. Bülow told me he would ask
-you to allow him sight of your records concerning
-the diplomat. Was he satisfied? Tell us all you
-know about Bohlen?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>That he was well aware of Frau Krupp's loathing
-for him need not be reiterated, and that in her
-ladyship's eyes praise from Sir Phili spelt the worst
-of condemnation for the party approved of he fully
-realised, and framed his answer accordingly:</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"I am pained to acknowledge that I have
-no personal acquaintance with the young man
-who rejoices in the great Pontiff's love and
-friendship——"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"You have Pius's own opinion," cried the
-War Lord. His astonishment was equalled only
-by his appreciation of the lie told.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"At Your Majesty's service—through the
-kindness of the papal legate. When Majesty
-commissioned me to get reliable information about
-our foreign representatives, I went to
-headquarters—may it please Your Majesty."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"It pleases me immensely. What did the
-Pontiff say?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Exemplary habits, God-fearing, able and
-ambitious—these few words sum up the Holy
-Father's estimate of Bohlen."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Did you hear that?" asked Wilhelm, addressing
-Frau Krupp. "We will get the details from
-Bülow." And turning to Phili, he said: "You
-wanted to meet my ward. I will summon her,
-and she shall show you over the house and grounds.
-Beats Liebenberg," he added in an undertone.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Phili beamed. "His Majesty is joking," he
-said to Frau Krupp. "To compare my poor
-Tusculum to Villa Huegel and surroundings is to put
-my Skalde songs next to the immortal ballads of
-Beranger."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Frau Krupp dared not object to Wilhelm's
-arrangements. She played into the War Lord's
-hands.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"I will meet you and His Highness at the
-fountain in five minutes," she told Bertha—a
-welcome cue to Uncle Majesty.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Aside from the Pope's estimate, does the
-Chancellor himself approve of Herr von Bohlen?"
-asked Frau Krupp.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Enthusiastically. Bohlen's record in Washington
-and in Peking equalled his success at the
-Holy See. </span><em class="italics">Gnädige Frau</em><span>," added Wilhelm in a
-tone of conviction, "let's hope that the estimable
-young man's heart is still free. I have no doubt
-that he would be a </span><em class="italics">dieu-donné</em><span> to Bertha, yourself
-and—Essen."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"And Your Majesty desires me to broach the
-matter to my daughter?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"What is </span><em class="italics">gnädige Frau</em><span> thinking of? Do you
-suppose I would have wooed Augusta if I had
-known that Bismarck wanted me to marry her?
-No, no; matters of that kind must be left to
-accident, or apparent accident. This is the time for
-diplomatic furloughs. Tell me where you want
-to take the girls on their holiday, and I will have
-your son-in-law-to-be introduced quite casually.
-Bülow will manage."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Bertha spoke of having another look into
-Rome before the hot season," said the Baroness.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Fate," cried Wilhelm (if he was a Catholic
-he would have crossed himself). "God's will," he
-corrected his lapsus </span><em class="italics">linguæ</em><span>. "Herr von Bohlen
-und Halbach will be ordered not to leave his post
-until further notice. When you are in Rome he
-will present himself with Bülow's compliments,
-offering to act as my ward's cicerone. This will
-give you abundant opportunity for intimate
-observation and Bertha a chance to fall in love if
-she cares.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"All's arranged, then," he added in the finality
-vein peculiar to his nature, when he kissed Frau
-Krupp's hand at the door, which he had opened
-for her. In the Teuton Majesty's eye this was a
-great and almost overpowering act of condescension;
-the twentieth-century Prussian-en-chef rather
-prides himself on such mannerisms, fondly mistaking
-them for dignity.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Well satisfied with the success of his stratagem,
-Wilhelm rang for his adjutant and dictated to him
-a long dispatch to the Chancellor, giving a
-well-coloured version of the interview with Frau Krupp
-and instructing Count Bülow how to answer the
-lady's forthcoming inquiries.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"The holiest of the holies, of course," ordered
-Wilhelm, referring to the telegraphic code. "I
-don't trust these Essen fellows," he deigned to
-explain; "the Chasseur shall take the message to
-Düsseldorf and personally hand it to the President
-to be sent over the official wire."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Afterwards he joined the ladies and Phili,
-finishing up the day's strenuous work of intrigue
-and sight-seeing with the talk to Franz, recorded
-at the opening of this chapter.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Just before leaving Villa Huegel he had
-another </span><em class="italics">tête-à-tête</em><span> with Frau Krupp. "I have
-conferred signal honours on your protégé" (meaning
-the chief engineer), he said. "I am sending
-him to the States to study new inventions and
-investigate patents relating to war materials—greatest
-chance that ever came to a young man.
-If he does as well as I expect, I will make him
-special representative of my General Staff. Is
-your Ladyship satisfied now?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Frau Krupp breathed her humblest thanks.
-What else could she do?</span></p>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 4em">
-</div>
-<p class="center pfirst" id="a-royal-liar"><span class="bold large">CHAPTER XXV</span></p>
-<p class="center pnext"><span class="bold medium">A ROYAL LIAR</span></p>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 2em">
-</div>
-<!-- -->
-<blockquote>
-<div>
-<p class="pfirst"><span>High-Placed Plagiarists—Diplomatic Trickery—The
-Kaiser Whitewashes Himself—"What of the
-German Navy?"—Clumsy Espionage</span></p>
-</div>
-</blockquote>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 2em">
-</div>
-<p class="pfirst"><em class="italics">October 10th</em><span>, 1905, 6 </span><em class="italics">p.m.</em></p>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 1em">
-</div>
-<p class="pfirst"><span>The red disc betraying the War Lord's presence
-at the other end of the wire thrust itself between
-the Chancellor's eyes and the copy of </span><em class="italics">Echo de
-Paris</em><span> he was reading.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"I command Bohlen," said Wilhelm's impatient voice.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"I am afraid he is not available just now, Your
-Majesty. Gone shopping with his fiancée the last
-I heard."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Order Wedell to find him. He shall be at
-the Chancellery at nine sharp, when I expect to
-find you too, Prince."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Gracing my wife's soirée?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Soirée to-night? Excellent! I will order
-all my boys to kiss Madame's hand. It will put
-her into good humour, and she will the more
-readily allow you to attend to business."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"And, Majesty," said Bülow, hopefully, "the
-Princess Maria is counting on having the honour
-of Your Majesty's presence."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"I will send the insignia of </span><em class="italics">dell' Annunciata</em><span>
-instead."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"I beg Your Majesty, don't. Maria might
-not remember that Charles XII. sent his boots to
-preside at the Swedish Council of State."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>As before remarked, it is one of Bülow's tricks
-always to have on the tip of his tongue some
-historic </span><em class="italics">bon mot</em><span> suitable to the occasion.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>There was an outburst of rough laughter.
-"He did, did he? And yet they called him the
-Madman of the North. Next time Herr Bebel has
-a congress, I will send the Reds a pair of my riding
-breeches, and no new ones either. But </span><em class="italics">revenons à</em><span>
-Bohlen. Devil of a chap! Made Bertha his
-goods, his chattel, his stuff, his field, his barn, his
-horse, his ox, his ass, his everything! That's the
-way! Make them eat out of your hand, Prince!"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Bülow was a Prince since the 6th of June, and
-the War Lord never tired of calling him by the
-title of his own creation. He had just borrowed
-boldly from the Bard, and the theft being
-apparently undiscovered by his literary Chancellor,
-Wilhelm felt justified in relaxing his imperious mien
-some more.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Can't you prescribe a dose of sleeping sickness
-for that fool Liebert? His shouting about
-'our war' to obtain supreme sea power is
-co-responsible for the </span><em class="italics">Entente Cordiale</em><span>. Of course I
-like to strike terror into the hearts of the enemy,
-but in his Navy League speech Liebert went too
-far. If he keeps it up, I shall put him on half-pay.
-Tell him so." (The War Lord referred to General
-von Liebert, ex-Governor of German East Africa,
-who had made a speech threatening Great Britain
-and France.)</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>And more talk of that kind. The more gossipy,
-the better for Bülow, as there had been no
-time to digest the </span><em class="italics">Echo de Paris</em><span> article and to
-enter into its discussion before he had fully made
-up his mind what to say about the reported
-Anglo-Franco-Russo-Japanese Alliance. His comments
-might lead to serious dissension with Majesty, for
-Wilhelm was sure to fasten on to some supposed
-negligible point in the Chancellor's argument to
-distort the whole tenor of his interpretation.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Tit for tat. Only when Bülow was the victim,
-there was no prearrangement like in the case of the
-repudiations of the Joseph Chamberlain and the
-London </span><em class="italics">Daily Telegraph</em><span> interviews.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>When in England five years before, the War
-Lord had prompted Mr. Chamberlain to make his
-historic appeal in favour of co-operation between
-Great Britain, Germany and the United States,
-assuring him that Germany's future policy would
-rest on such an understanding as on a </span><em class="italics">roche de
-bronze</em><span>.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Mr. Chamberlain, being under the impression
-that only gentlemen were invited to Sandringham
-House, thought His Majesty sincere and gave
-public utterance to the message, promising peace
-and mutual understanding.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>But the </span><em class="italics">Roi de Prusse</em><span> had no sooner shaken
-the dust of England from his boots than Bülow
-was ordered to repudiate the whole thing (without
-directly impugning his Sovereign's word, of
-course) and to ridicule Chamberlain's "Utopian
-schemes."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Notwithstanding, the then German Ambassador
-in London, Count Wolff-Metternich, later had
-the impudence to complain to Sir F. Lascelles,
-British representative in Berlin, that the state of
-English opinion toward Germany and the British
-Foreign Office's coldness toward the Wilhelmstrasse
-gave him considerable uneasiness; whereupon
-Sir Lascelles demanded to know whether
-Germany expected British Secretaries of State,
-having been struck in the face, were to turn the
-other cheek for further castigation and insult?</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Three years after the birth of the Quadruple
-Alliance, at which we are now assisting, the War
-Lord and his Chancellor had another repudiation
-game between them. Mr. Harcourt having
-prepared the way in his amazing Lancashire speech,[#]
-Wilhelm strove to outdo the Father of Lies in the
-notorious </span><em class="italics">Daily Telegraph</em><span> interview, the general
-theme of which was:</span></p>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 2em">
-</div>
-<p class="noindent pfirst"><span class="small">[#] Mr. Harcourt's speech in Lancashire, October, 1908: "I wil
-not offer to other nations the temptation which would be afforded
-by a defenceless England, but let me assure you ... there has not
-been any period in the last ten or fifteen years—and I speak with
-knowledge and a sense of deep responsibility—in which our relations
-with Germany—commercial, colonial, political, and dynastic—have
-been on a firmer and more friendly footing than they are to-day.</span></p>
-<p class="noindent pnext"><span class="small">"Our rivalries are only in trade and education, and though I should
-claim for us the supremacy of the former, I would yield to Germany
-the palm for perfection in the latter; but of personal animosity there
-is none between the rulers, the Governments, or the peoples. And
-if in either country there is a small class of publicists who, for selfish
-and unpatriotic ends, desire to set the nations at variance—well, they
-are the footpads of politics and the enemies of the human race."</span></p>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 2em">
-</div>
-<p class="pfirst"><span>"You English are mad, mad—mad as March
-hares. What has come over you that you are so
-completely given over to suspicions quite unworthy
-of a great nation? What more can I do than I
-have done? I declared with all the emphasis at
-my command, in my speech at Guildhall, that
-my heart is set upon peace, and that it is one of
-my dearest wishes to live on the best of terms with
-England. Have I ever been false to my word?
-Falsehood and prevarication are alien to my nature.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"My actions ought to speak for themselves,
-but you listen, not to them, but to those who
-misinterpret and distort them. That is a personal
-insult which I feel and resent. To be for ever
-misjudged, to have my repeated offers of
-friendship weighed and scrutinised with jealous,
-mistrustful eyes, taxes my patience severely. I have
-said time after time that I am a friend of England,
-and your Press—or, at least, a considerable section
-of it—bids the people of England refuse my
-proffered hand, and insinuates that the other holds
-a dagger.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"I repeat that I am the friend of England, but
-you make things difficult for me. My task is not
-of the easiest. The prevailing sentiment of large
-sections of the middle and the lower classes of my
-country is not friendly to England. I am
-therefore, so to speak, in a minority in my own land.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"It is commonly believed in England that
-throughout the South African War Germany was
-hostile to her. German opinion undoubtedly was
-hostile—bitterly hostile. The Press was hostile;
-private opinion was hostile. But what of official
-Germany? Let my critics ask themselves what
-brought to a sudden stop, and indeed caused the
-absolute collapse of the European tour of the Boer
-delegates who were striving to obtain European
-intervention? They were fêted in Holland;
-France gave them a rapturous welcome. They
-wished to come to Berlin where the German people
-would have crowned them with flowers. But when
-they asked me to receive them I refused. The
-agitation immediately died away, and the
-delegation returned empty-handed. Was that, I ask,
-the action of a secret enemy?</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Again, when the struggle was at its height,
-the German Government was invited by the
-Governments of France and Russia to join with
-them in calling upon England to put an end to the
-war. The moment had come, they said, not only
-to save the Boer Republics, but also to humiliate
-England to the dust. What was my reply? I
-said that, so far from Germany joining in any
-concerted European action to put pressure upon
-England and bring about her downfall, Germany would
-always keep aloof from politics that could bring her
-into complications with a Sea Power like England.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Posterity will one day read the exact terms
-of the telegram—now in the archives at Windsor
-Castle—in which I informed the Sovereign of
-England of the answer I had returned to the Powers
-which then sought to compass her fall. Englishmen
-who now insult me by doubting my word
-should know what were my actions in the hour of
-their adversity.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Nor was that all. Just at the time of your
-Black Week, in December of 1899, when disasters
-followed one another in rapid succession, I received
-a letter from Queen Victoria, my revered
-grandmother, written in sorrow and affliction, and
-bearing manifest traces of the anxieties which were
-preying upon her mind and health. I at once
-returned a sympathetic reply. Nay, I did more.
-I bade one of my officers procure for me as exact
-an account as he could obtain of the number of
-combatants in South Africa on both sides, and of
-the actual position of the opposing forces.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"With the figures before me I worked out
-what I considered to be the best plan of campaign
-under the circumstances, and submitted it to my
-General Staff for their criticism. Then I
-dispatched it to England, and that document,
-likewise, is among the State papers at Windsor Castle,
-awaiting the serenely impartial verdict of history.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"And, as a matter of curious coincidence, let
-me add, that the plan which I formulated ran very
-much on the same lines as that which was actually
-adopted by Lord Roberts, and carried by him into
-successful operation. Was that, I repeat, the act
-of one who wished England ill? Let Englishmen
-be just.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"But you will say, what of the German Navy?
-Surely that is a menace to England. Against
-whom but England are my squadrons being
-prepared? If England is not in the minds of those
-Germans who are bent on creating a powerful fleet,
-why is Germany asked to consent to such new and
-heavy burdens of taxation? My answer is clear.
-Germany is a young and growing empire. She has
-a world-wide commerce, which is rapidly expanding
-and to which the legitimate ambition of
-patriotic Germans refuses to assign any bounds.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Germany must have a powerful fleet to
-protect that commerce and her manifold interests in
-even the most distant seas. She expects those
-interests to go on growing, and she must be able
-to champion them manfully in any quarter of the
-globe. Germany looks ahead. Her horizons
-stretch far away. She must be prepared for any
-eventualities in the Far East. Who can foresee
-what may take place in the Pacific in the days to
-come, days not so distant as some believe, but days
-at any rate for which all European Powers with
-Far Eastern interests ought steadily to prepare?</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Look at the accomplished rise of Japan;
-think of the possible national awakening of China;
-and then judge of the vast problems of the Pacific.
-Only those Powers which have great navies will
-be listened to with respect, when the future of the
-Pacific comes to be solved; and if for that reason
-only, Germany must have a powerful fleet. It may
-be that even England herself will be glad that
-Germany has a fleet when they speak together on
-the same side in the momentous debates of the
-future."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>When the interview set the world guessing,
-disputing, imputing and passing the lie freely,
-Prince Bülow again disavowed his master, with
-His Majesty's consent and at his instigation, of
-course, otherwise the fate of Bismarck would have
-seemed much too good for the obstreperous
-servant.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>But to return to the 10th of October, 1905,
-6 P.M. While the Chancelleries of all Europe were
-quaking with deliberations on the Anglo-Russian
-</span><em class="italics">rapprochement</em><span> in connection with the
-Anglo-Japanese Alliance, the War Lord's chief minister
-spent an anxious </span><em class="italics">quart d'heure</em><span> trying to convince
-His Majesty that he was not intriguing against one
-of the numerous Eulenburg-maggots, fattening in
-the public cheese, Limburger brand.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Majesty, it seems, was deeply concerned about
-a certain titled member of the German Embassy
-in London who had befouled his record by
-spying. This pretty gentleman attended the Essex
-manoeuvres in the fall of 1904, notebook in hand,
-and sent elaborate reports, accompanied by
-sketches and diagrams, to the Berlin General Staff,
-acting the part of Secret Service agent no less
-treacherously, but rather more clumsily, than the
-German aristocrat who was convicted at Edinburgh
-in 1911.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Subsequently, of course, no British Army
-officer could afford to know this individual, and
-Mayfair, too, showed a decided inclination to cut
-dead the </span><em class="italics">chevalier d'espionnage</em><span>.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Quite naturally!" Prince Bülow saved himself
-by adding: "From the English standpoint."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The telephone fairly "zizzled" as the War
-Lord shouted back:</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"What? Ostracise a man who has done
-nothing but his —— duty toward me and the
-Fatherland. Intolerable! ——!! He must be
-reinstated in clubs and Society. He must be able
-to hold up his head in Piccadilly as proudly as
-in Unter den Linden. I command it. Speak to
-Lascelles about it, and have this boycott ended at
-once.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Of course Bülow promised—with his left hand
-on his back, which, as explained, allows a good
-German to vow one thing and mean another.</span></p>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 4em">
-</div>
-<p class="center pfirst" id="explaining-the-day"><span class="bold large">CHAPTER XXVI</span></p>
-<p class="center pnext"><span class="bold medium">EXPLAINING "THE DAY"</span></p>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 2em">
-</div>
-<!-- -->
-<blockquote>
-<div>
-<p class="pfirst"><span>The True Wilhelm—The War Lord is Angry—More
-Disclosures—Bülow Sums Up—Dreams of Conquest—The
-Subjugation of England—Peace Must Wait on War—The
-New Big Gun—von Bohlen is Dense</span></p>
-</div>
-</blockquote>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 2em">
-</div>
-<p class="pfirst"><span>Prince Bülow emptied a small phial of
-double-distilled extract of eau de Cologne on his
-handkerchief, for a message from the palace said that the
-War Lord's ear trouble had again become acute,
-and that, consequently, all windows and doors
-must be hermetically shut during his visit at the
-Chancellery. Again he was called up. Wilhelm
-had dismissed his Chasseur, with a record of twenty
-years' faithful service, because the man kept the
-carriage door open while he asked whether a
-hot-water bag was wanted. "Instanter!" Wouldn't
-suffer him to take his place on the box again.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Pleasant evening in store for us, Herr von
-Bohlen," said the Prince to Bertha's fiancé.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>He rang for his adjutant. "You would not
-like to go back to Brandenburg?" he began
-pleasantly.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Nor to any other provincial hole, Your Highness,"
-answered the Baron Reiff, clicking his heels
-together.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"In that case see that His Majesty does not
-complain of draughts while here."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The adjutant raised a hand to his left ear.
-Bülow nodded. "I will have to hold you responsible,
-Reiff," he said in tones of unwonted severity.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The Chancellor's palace was </span><em class="italics">en fête</em><span>. The
-brilliantly lit corridors and stairs were alive with
-guests, eager to pay homage to Princess Maria:
-Scions of Royalty and mere beggar counts, as the
-great Frederick used to style poor nobles; masters
-of statecraft and prima donnas; generals and
-blue-blooded cornets, courtiers and members of the
-hierarchy. And as many lackeys in blue and silver as
-visitors.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Most of the guests longed for sight of the
-Chancellor, and would have given much to have a peep
-at the room where Bismarck bullied and ruled
-Europe, but the glass doors leading to the grand
-garden salon were guarded inside and out by Secret
-Service men, while Baron Reiff flitted to and fro,
-scrutinising faces and keeping an eye on everybody.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>In the grand salon of the Bel Etage, Enrico
-Caruso was exchanging notes of purity for the
-immaculate ones of the Bank of England, when the
-siren of the royal automobile cried shame on Verdi.
-Three blasts and a half. Her Highness's master of
-ceremony, at the foot of the staircase, rapped
-frantically; the doorkeeper rushed forward with an
-enormous umbrella, though the sky was clear;
-Baron Reiff looked daggers, and conversation was
-cut as by the executioner's axe.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Narrow lips frozen together under a carroty-greyish
-moustache with points threatening the
-white of his eyes; face a dead yellow; a masterful,
-defiant chin thrust forward; eyes flashing, but dark
-of aspect in general appearance despite his white,
-red and silver accoutrements, the War Lord strode
-into the Chancellor's room.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>He looked so stony, a stranger both to joy and
-pity, that Herr von Bohlen told Bertha afterwards
-that the War Lord seemed, to him, like a man
-whose veins were clogged with salt and clay instead
-of running warm blood.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>A stiff, mechanical salute, squaring of
-shoulders, inflating of chest, pecking at the two
-men, who nearly bent double. Wilhelm acted as
-if his spine were paralysed. No graven image of
-his own design appears stiffer, more jointless.
-Somebody has likened him to a coloured plate out
-of a book of etiquette. He certainly looked it, for
-etiquette taboos smiles, real courtesy, humanity
-itself.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>While his eyes swept the room, the silver
-helmet came crashing down on a table. He would
-have given much to discover reasons for complaint,
-and Prince Bülow's precautions against draughts
-discomforted him more than his negligence would
-have done; it robbed him of the chance for flying
-into a passion.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Pretty goings on at Downing Street and
-Quai d'Orsay," he snarled. "Yesterday it was
-Kiau-chau. To-day it's German Belgium and
-Northern France they ask. Any additional insults
-since then?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"All the dispatches are in Your Majesty's
-hands," replied the Chancellor, looking
-significantly at Herr von Bohlen.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Report." If the Lord of Statecraft and
-gentleman born and bred, Chancellor and Prince,
-had been a thieving valet, Wilhelm could not have
-spoken with more contemptuous severity.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Will Your Majesty be pleased to be seated?" This
-with another questioning look at Bertha's
-fiancé. Prince von Bülow had more than a little
-respect for the dignity of his office.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Without reserve," muttered the War Lord,
-dropping into an arm-chair. "I want him to
-know, and knowing, to understand the imperativeness
-of his duties as head of the Krupp works.
-Report, sir."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The Chancellor, who wore Hussar uniform with
-the insignia of Major-General and more decorations
-than the most beloved of cotillon favourites
-at 2 A.M., bowed ceremoniously, then stood bolt
-upright and somewhat constrainedly.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"May it please Your Majesty," he began,
-weighing a parcel of dispatches in his hand, but not
-looking at them. "The Paris disclosures just
-made seem to be the direct outcome of the
-friendly understanding between Great Britain and
-France——"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"The abortion called </span><em class="italics">Entente Cordiale</em><span>,"
-interrupted the War Lord—a red rag to a bull
-already wounded.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The Chancellor continued: "The British
-assume that we are planning the destruction of
-France, and, that accomplished, the invasion of
-England. British statesmen recognise that the
-French army is no match for ours, that even with
-the assistance of the English Yeomanry——"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Miserable hirelings, whom the German Boers
-thrashed four years in succession," cried Wilhelm,
-rising and stamping his foot.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Even with their assistance Germany would
-remain supreme on land," resumed Prince Bülow.
-"Hence Quai d'Orsay's overtures to Downing
-Street: Paralyse German land supremacy by
-supremacy on sea, and——"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Steal my colonies, that's their game," thundered
-the War Lord, addressing Bohlen. "Do
-you know what that means, sir? That the
-Hohenzollern wouldn't have a stone to lay his head on
-when the Reds have their way. To me colonies are
-entailed estates, on which to fall back when the
-civil list at home fails us. Suppose Germany—which
-God forbid—turned republic. Off we are to
-Africa like a shot, there to await our chance to
-return at the proper time. And there won't be
-any doffing the chapeau to the mob if we do come
-back, I warrant you."[#]</span></p>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 2em">
-</div>
-<p class="noindent pfirst"><span class="small">[#] In March, 1848, Frederick Wilhelm IV., Wilhelm's grand-uncle,
-was ordered by the Berlin revolutionists to come out on the balcony
-and to salute when the victims of his soldiery were carried past the
-castle. He bowed obsequiously—an act that is gall and wormwood
-to the War Lord. Hence it is permissible in the Fatherland to call
-Frederick Wilhelm IV. an ass—no more or less. An editor who called
-him a mouse-coloured ass got three months for his pains.</span></p>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 2em">
-</div>
-<p class="pfirst"><span>"It must be conceded, though," said the Chancellor,
-with a conciliatory smile, "that the British
-are profoundly pacific and that there is no itch for
-war in the Island Kingdoms. If ever there was,
-it lies buried somewhere on the African veld.
-Neither is France likely to provoke war."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"She knows better," cried Wilhelm. "French
-women don't want children."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"So much for the </span><em class="italics">Entente Cordiale</em><span>," continued
-Prince Bülow—the War Lord had sat down
-on the edge of a table, swinging his right leg to
-and fro—"British statesmanship contending that
-Europe needs a strong France, and that a blow
-struck at France is a blow aimed at England."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Donnersmarck's talk. If it was not for his
-money and his age, I would muzzle the old fool.
-But as I told him only the other day, he will be
-punished sure enough."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Donnersmarck is a Prince of the War Lord's
-creation, better known by his hereditary title of
-Count Henckel. The family achieved the lower
-grades of nobility at the beginning of the
-seventeenth century, and has always been noted for
-considerable landed possessions. Prince Guido is one
-of the richest men on the Continent, and the King
-of Prussia sometimes uses him as a speaking tube,
-never scrupling of course to disavow his utterances
-when it suits the Majesty-souffleur. In the
-disclosures referred to, Donnersmarck and Professor
-Schiemann had boldly announced in Paris that,
-if France contracted an alliance with England,
-Germany would fall upon her, crush her and exact
-a staggering indemnity, enough to pay for all
-damage the British fleet could possibly do to the
-German merchant marine and trade.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>These threats were not repudiated at the time
-(the latter half of June) and the War Lord had
-considered them quite legitimate clubs for
-pounding French opinion while the </span><em class="italics">Entente Cordiale
-pourparlers</em><span> were on.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Professor Schiemann is a publicist, a historian
-and a lecturer on military academics. He is
-held responsible for some of the misinformation on
-historic topics the War Lord frequently betrays in
-his public utterances.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"We now come to the Anglo-Japanese Alliance,"
-said Prince Bülow.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Aiming at Kiau-chau," finished the War Lord grimly.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Which Your Majesty's foresight will preserve
-for the Fatherland," declaimed Bülow, who
-ought to have been a great courtier instead of an
-indifferent chancellor. But the War Lord was not
-in the mood for compliments. He was out to
-smash things.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"By Heaven!" he vowed, "I would rather
-turn the Pacific and the Yellow Seas into Red
-Seas and exterminate those brown devils to the last
-than allow a stone to be touched in my glorious
-colony of Kiau-chau."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Spoken like an emperor," seconded Bülow.
-Then, with a look at the clock: "May it please
-Your Majesty, I would submit that our young
-friend here must not be misled by the statements
-in the Press. I have here a copy of the agreement,
-stating clearly that the Alliance becomes operative
-only by reason of attack or aggressive action
-resulting in war against either England or Japan."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Words, words!" cried the War Lord
-contemptuously. "I suppose Herr von Bohlen's
-heard of Bismarck's editing of the Ems dispatch!
-But proceed."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Bülow cleared his throat before he approached
-the momentary </span><em class="italics">cause célèbre</em><span>.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"To-day it is reported from Paris, Tokyo,
-London and Petersburg—in the leading journals,
-though not officially—that a quadruple alliance is
-about to be ratified, terminating once and for all
-the seemingly interminable quarrels between Great
-Britain and Russia, and drawing each empire's
-own ally into close relations with the other:
-Britain's ally, Japan, automatically becomes
-Russia's ally, while Russia's brother-in-arms,
-France, becomes England's, and all four have
-agreed to defend either when driven to war by
-unprovoked attack."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Four to three," mused the War Lord
-gloomily, "and number three as unreliable as a
-girl with nerves."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Majesty is pleased to forget Turkey."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"What's an ally without a navy in a conflict
-with Great Britain?" demanded Wilhelm. "That
-old thief, Abdul, rather invests in Circassian
-beauties than cruisers. But" (impatiently) "sum
-up, Bülow, sum up!"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The Prince resumed his lecture: "It is argued
-that Japan, being bound to give military support
-to Great Britain under certain eventualities, is of
-course interested in maintaining amicable relations
-between the other three empires and joined as a
-logical consequence of her alliance with England."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"England, always England," cried the War
-Lord. "Ostertag writes that it was on the advice
-of England that the fortifications of Antwerp and
-the Meuse were strengthened before and after the
-Morocco trouble." (Ostertag, German military
-attaché at the Court of St. James's.) "Bohlen,"
-he continued abruptly, "is there anything in the
-situation that is not quite clear to you?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The Councillor of Legation with the bulldog
-jaw and the cruel eyes answered modestly, but
-firmly: "May it please Your Majesty, I think I
-understand fully."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Then you also understand what is expected
-of you as future head of the Krupp works," quoth
-the War Lord, laying his heavy right hand on
-Bohlen's shoulder.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"To obey Your Majesty's instructions and
-carry them out as a Prussian officer should."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The only great king Prussia boasts, Frederick,
-said on his death-bed: "I am tired of ruling
-slaves." His successor would have his Prime
-Minister </span><em class="italics">une âme damnée</em><span>, and never tires of telling
-about his "great, his inestimable reward" to a
-sentinel who murdered a man. The latter was
-drunk, German fashion, and did not at once
-respond to the sentinel's "Who goes there?" Bang,
-bang popped the sentinel's gun, and the
-man in mufti was ready for the undertaker.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Next day, while a vile Press was assailing the
-soldier," said the War Lord, "I had him called
-before the ranks, promoted him, decorated him
-and, as a supreme honour, shook him by the
-hand."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Obey Your Majesty's instructions." The
-War Lord, who would tell the Deity what to do,
-had expected as much of course, but Bohlen's
-evident sincerity, nay, enthusiasm, was not to be
-despised, particularly since it outweighed the latent
-fear that, after all, Bertha, when of age, might
-elect to take the bit between her teeth and make
-trouble.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"My advice and commands shall never fail
-you," said Wilhelm, with the air of a great Lord
-conferring £500 for life upon a dustman. "Now
-to Germany's aims—the grand future in store for
-her under my guidance. When you know my
-plans, you will begin to realise the magnitude of
-the work expected of Essen—of you."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"At Your Majesty's orders," saluted von Bohlen.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The War Lord was too excited to accept the
-gilded and crowned arm-chair Bülow offered,
-thereby obliging the older man in tight-fitting
-accoutrements and high boots to remain standing.
-"We must have an adequate seaboard," he poured
-forth; "the waters between the English, French
-and Belgian coasts and the harbours, fortresses and
-towns commanding that area will do for a start.
-That means Calais and Dover, Portsmouth and
-Boulogne, Antwerp and perhaps Havre, for Germany's
-future lies on the water, as I have said time
-and again, and those few miles of wet element
-circumscribe the focus of the world's trade, which
-must be ours by reason of superior military,
-scientific and commercial achievements—by our
-Kultur."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Your Majesty orders a further extension of
-the Germania shipyards," submitted Bohlen.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Everything in time," corrected the War
-Lord. "We may lay down ships as fast as our
-utmost resources permit, or faster. Still those
-confounded English can beat us. A great navy we
-will have, of course a greater and a better one even
-than the skunks of the London gutter Press credit
-my imagination with, but not to be knocked to
-bits. We will keep it safe, and at the end of the
-war will augment it by the French fleet and the
-fleets of the minor countries. Then good-bye for
-ever, British Sea Power!</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Of course," continued Wilhelm, "the
-French and Belgians will have to be forced before
-they recognise my claims to those parts of their
-territory that formerly belonged to Germany.
-Flanders is German to the core, Liége and
-Limburg provinces were never anything but German,
-while the southern half of the Netherlands
-belonged to Germany since Charles the Fat, even as
-Alsace and Lorraine. Franche Comté is German
-of course, and Toul and Verdun were once German
-Free Cities like Metz."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>As he dilated on his claims the War Lord
-grabbed a walking-stick leaning against von
-Bülow's desk, and tapped and stabbed at the map
-of Europe on the wall, puncturing and piercing it
-in places he particularly coveted.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Montbeliard," he continued, "is Moempelgard,
-an old-time apanage of Würtemberg. My
-title to the principality of Orange is more
-legitimate than King Edward's as Emperor of India,
-and who will deny that Bourgogne is German
-Burgund, and that the original Burgunders came from
-the Mark and West Prussia? Not to have inserted
-Duc de Bourgogne in the grand title of the </span><em class="italics">roi de
-Prusse</em><span> is a mistake, for which its maker ought to
-be kicked."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>He had nearly ruined the map, when his fury
-changed to an attitude of calm deliberation. With
-an air of magnanimity, he said: "However, as to
-France, I am willing to exchange these inland
-territories for the coast departments, from Dieppe
-to Dunkirk, provided we do not find it necessary,
-from a strategic standpoint, to annex Havre too."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>He paused, and von Bülow tried to curry favour
-by suggesting: "Your Majesty intends the
-absolute conquest of France?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"As a preliminary to the subjugation of
-England," said the War Lord solemnly.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"I am half-English myself," he continued,
-"and have no illusions whatever as to Great
-Britain's submission. After our victory the
-Wilhelmstrasse and Downing Street will have to enter
-into a gentleman's agreement: Myself, Admiral
-of the Atlantic; the United Kingdom to retain
-home-rule; Germany to be confirmed in the
-possession of the whole Continental shore of the
-Straits of Dover and in that of the French and
-Belgian Colonies; we, on the other hand, to
-guarantee England's occupation of India.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Now to the part Essen will play in the
-coming upheaval."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Wilhelm was facing von Bohlen, and took hold
-of a button of his silver-braided Hussar jacket, the
-button nearest the throat. If he had intended to
-throttle Bertha's future husband, his grip and
-mien could not have been more menacing.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"We will probably have less than ten years to
-prepare; it's time that you get to work, young
-man," he said. "How do you stand with Bertha?
-Has she agreed to leave business to you?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Everything, according to Your Majesty's
-wishes. She promised me only to-day. We have
-divided our kingdom. I to be regent of the works
-under Your Majesty's guidance; Bertha to devote
-herself exclusively to social work and charities."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Approved," said Wilhelm like a schoolmaster
-handing out diplomas. "When is the
-wedding to be?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"May it please Your Majesty, we fixed on the
-second week of October next year."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"It doesn't please me a bit. Why lose so
-much time postponing?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Her ladyship will not have Bertha marry
-before her twentieth birthday."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"The Baroness, of course," cried the War
-Lord, with an oath. "When it comes to doing
-things, there is always a woman in the way. But
-I will thwart her. You shall take virtual, if not
-active, control of the Krupp works at once. Your
-resignation as my Councillor of Legation is
-accepted as from to-day," he added, with a look
-at Bülow.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The Chancellor smiled. "I submit that Herr
-von Bohlen is entitled to six months' leave of
-absence."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Six months for making yourself solid with my
-ward, and prepare for the greatest job ever
-entrusted to one man," decided the War Lord.
-"Now listen:</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"I've already told you that I will hack my way
-to Calais and crush France absolutely. Essen's
-business, then, is to make all so-called works of
-peace wait upon the necessities of war—all,
-everything I say. Is that clear?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"We are to attend only to orders from the
-German General Staff," replied von Bohlen.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"They come first, of course," said the War
-Lord, "but foreign orders for guns and ammunition
-must also be attended to if Berlin so advises.
-On that point there will be special instructions.
-But it's only the beginning—an obvious one, and
-the Krupp's have always been more than equal to
-regular demands from my War Office. However,
-in future these are sure to increase immeasurably,
-out of all proportion both in size and in variety."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Exhausted by the intense mobility of his ideas,
-the War Lord abruptly threw himself into the
-armchair, held in readiness for him by the obsequious
-Bülow, crossed his legs and struck a match. He
-carried it to his lips, holding it there; then, having
-burnt his fingers and moustache, dropped it,
-cursing madly. He now took a cigarette out of the
-silver gilt box offered him for the tenth time or
-oftener, but was too busy to light it.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Krupp," he said, "I mean Bohlen—Krupp
-von Bohlen, a good name, we'll stick to it—Krupp,
-I want you to make me a gun capable of mowing
-down Dover Castle from Calais. Can't be done?
-It will have to be done!" And he brought his fist
-down on the table with a bang.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"I looked in at the Photographic Society the
-other day," he proceeded, "and saw an Adolf
-Menzel photo enlarged five times the original size.
-The operator just extended a piece of framework.
-I don't suppose it's quite as easy to double or
-treble the size or range of cannon, but the mind
-and energy now experimenting with my new
-twelve-inch howitzer should be capable of turning
-out a seventeen-inch or twenty-inch howitzer, and
-that's what you will have to do, Krupp."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The ex-Councillor of Legation, just renamed,
-bowed low. "I assure Your Majesty that, as head
-of the Krupp works, I will not rest until such a
-war machine is produced," he vowed.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"And take my word that I won't let you go
-to sleep." The War Lord's tone was a cross
-between banter and threat, but its brutal meaning
-was photographed on the speaker's face. "You
-will now make your bow to Madame la Princess,"
-he continued, pulling out his watch: "Return in
-fifteen minutes.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Bertha's husband must not know everything
-at the start," he said, when the door closed behind
-Krupp von Bohlen. "As to that twelve-inch
-howitzer, I did not have a chance to talk to you
-about my recent clandestine visit to Meppen,
-where we had the final test. The twelve-inch
-howitzer quite suffices for Calais if the plans for
-longer range guns miscarry or war comes quicker
-than we calculated. At Calais, you know, the
-Channel narrows to a width of twenty-two and a
-half miles, and the new twelve-incher covers
-fourteen miles."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"That means Kent is safe for the present," the
-Chancellor made bold to comment.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"It is easy to see that you are a general of
-cavalry and not of artillery," he was immediately
-corrected, "else you would perceive that a howitzer
-of the range given, planted at Calais, will allow
-our warships to advance within eight and a half
-miles of the English coast and pound everything
-into muck and pulp there. Where—what will your
-Kent be then? A heap of rubbish and scrap-iron!"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"I presume Tirpitz is satisfied that there can
-be no blockade?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"We will guard against that by mine fields and
-destroyers, submarines, cruisers, scouts and
-Zeppelins," explained Wilhelm. "Old Zep's </span><em class="italics">Echte</em><span>"
-(alluding to the cigar-like shape of Zeppelins)
-"will be as safe in our French harbours—for we
-will probably take Havre and Dieppe at the same
-time as Calais—as in Kiel Canal."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The War Lord was going strong on technical
-details when the return of Krupp von Bohlen was
-announced.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"So the ladies dismissed you!" he cried, at
-the same time unbending enough to ask von Bülow
-to be seated, while the younger man must remain
-standing. "Got the howitzer-Calais-Dover
-question pat, have you not? Well, the twenty-three
-miles' range gun is only one of the achievements
-you owe me and the Fatherland. In addition, the
-Krupp works and associated interests must extend
-their facilities for mines and mine-laying a
-hundred-fold, for we will have to cut Portsmouth and
-Plymouth off from the North Sea and provide
-safety zones for our warships the whole breadth of
-the Channel.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Thirdly, Essen will have to turn out
-submarines at a much faster rate than your firm is
-doing now; have to arm the numerous forts we will
-set up along the French-Belgian coast with the
-heaviest of artillery, and furnish air fleets to
-prosecute a guerilla war against English trade
-and—stomachs."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Von Bohlen looked puzzled. He had imbibed
-enough of the Krupp spirit to encourage him in
-the belief that he might rival an earthquake as a
-destroyer of life and property, but his ambition
-had never extended to interference with other
-people's digestion.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Explain, Bülow," ordered the War Lord,
-considering it beneath his dignity to give
-information on so trifling a subject.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"His Majesty refers, of course, to the disturbance
-of England's food supplies. Unlike Germany,
-Great Britain cannot feed herself, being dependent
-for the sustenance of the inner man on imports.
-And these His Majesty intends to stop by the
-means referred to."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"And, speaking of aircraft, you must provide
-means for bringing airships down," continued the
-War Lord, "for there is every indication that the
-enemy will attempt to fight our aerial fire with
-ditto fire, especially the French. The slow English
-will fall behind, of course." Abruptly: "Have
-you got any ideas to offer in that line?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Not at the moment," confessed von Bohlen;
-"but I will ask Bertha to lend me her most
-enterprising constructor of light ordnance and the
-airship expert. They will be given three months for
-experiments."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The War Lord nodded. "Not half bad, but
-offer a premium if the question is solved within
-three weeks."[#]</span></p>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 2em">
-</div>
-<p class="noindent pfirst"><span class="small">[#] Neither three weeks nor three months nor three years sufficed,
-and Krupp's balloon-gun, mounted on automobile carriages, is one
-of the latest additions to the German artillery.
-It is effective at about
-7,000 yards, and throws projectiles weighing 12 lb.
-Its dead weight
-of 11,000 lb. operates against its usefulness
-in the field, but it is well
-adapted to forts and fortresses.
-This gun can describe a complete
-circle in the horizontal plane and can fire vertically.</span></p>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 2em">
-</div>
-<p class="pfirst"><span>He rose. "More of this in a day or two, after
-I have seen Moltke, Tirpitz and old Zep. In the
-meantime remember this: Super is the thing. We
-must have super-guns, super-submarines,
-super-aircraft—ordinary arms will not do in the struggle
-to come. Our enemies are ordinary men, fighting
-with ordinary means, while we are supermen bent
-on superhuman effort, and consequently need
-super-arms."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>He turned from Bohlen. "Announce me to
-the Princess Maria," he commanded Bülow.</span></p>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 4em">
-</div>
-<p class="center pfirst" id="bertha-s-wedding-day"><span class="bold large">CHAPTER XXVII</span></p>
-<p class="center pnext"><span class="bold medium">BERTHA'S WEDDING DAY</span></p>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 2em">
-</div>
-<!-- -->
-<blockquote>
-<div>
-<p class="pfirst"><span>Krupp Hospitality—A Nasty Custom—"Old Fritz
-at Play—The Bride Arrayed—Abdul's Present—The
-Wedding Service—A Glimpse of Essen</span></p>
-</div>
-</blockquote>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 2em">
-</div>
-<p class="pfirst"><span>On October the 15th, 1906, Bertha Krupp was
-married, and, presto! Wilhelm jumped into the
-saddle: Krupp </span><em class="italics">en croupe</em><span> was meant for both the
-heiress and her husband-to-be.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>To be sure, Essen was </span><em class="italics">en fête</em><span> for the War
-Lady and Gustav. For them flags and garlands
-and paper flowers. Rivers and oceans of paper
-flowers! They recalled Unter den Linden when
-some yellow or brown, or maybe a white, majesty
-is expected to make his state entry through the
-Brandenburg Gate. And almost as many girls in
-white as paper flowers on lantern posts and over
-doorways, while every boy had his face and his
-hands washed, and all the professors and directors
-wore their locks in curls.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>To-day all victims of Moloch labour, of burns
-and crashing irons, of scaffolds that gave way and
-mountains of steel a-tremble, of engines gone
-wrong and cars off the track, and a thousand and
-one other accidents connected with work, were
-freshly shaved and voluble of their sufferings and
-Fraulein's kindness. Johann gave a leg to prevent
-bubbles in the casting of a royal Prussian cannon,
-and Fraulein bought him an artificial one, offering
-this advantage over the real article: he might
-throw it at his wife when nettled. Heinrich had
-lost the sight of an eye in the service of the works,
-and Fraulein not only procured him a glass one,
-but added a steel pince-nez that made him look like
-a twopenny clerk. And Mariechen and Märtchen
-had good jobs in the ammunition shops, since their
-husbands were killed in an earth-slide at the
-Germania shipyards near Kiel—"Fraulein looks after
-everything and everybody." In short, city and
-country-side, town hall and hospital, the
-well-to-do and the poor, old and young, the joyous and
-the lame and the halt—all looked their best in
-Bertha's honour and acted </span><em class="italics">gemuetlich</em><span>-like (which
-was mostly noise) in Bertha's honour—when the
-War Lord came into sight!</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Once upon a time the War Lady had been
-sternly admonished not to bring more than three
-attendants on her state visit to Berlin; in repaying
-that visit—for his intervening comings to Essen
-were more or less impromptu or on business—the
-War Lord brought twenty times three, sixty:
-personal friends, courtiers, generals and army
-officers.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>When, years before, he inflicted two-thirds of
-this number on King Christian, the Continent
-stood aghast at his inconsiderate impudence, for
-the Copenhagen Court was notoriously poor then.
-But Bertha was his ward and was under his thumb,
-and, besides, had "money to burn."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>So he embraced this opportunity for paying off
-old debts by inviting to Essen a number of nobles
-whose hospitality he had enjoyed, for there they
-would be more sumptuously lodged and dined and
-wined than at his own house.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The call to Villa Huegel was snapped up by
-all who could crowd into the Imperial train, for
-Krupp hospitality is proverbial in the Fatherland's
-mansions and country houses; and the Prussian
-aristocrat, living at home on superannuated
-venison, herrings and potatoes, washed down by
-diluted fusel-oil called Schnapps, likes nothing
-better than to gorge himself at the expense of
-persons whose lack of rank precludes dreaded
-return visits.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Savings in the household exchequer weigh
-heavy enough with the War Lord to put him into
-royal good humour, but the limelight radiating
-from Essen, because the richest girl on the planet
-married a poor but capable man, was the main
-thing, of course. For the Wolff Bureau, that
-feeds the Continental Press with "pap" about
-"All Highest" doings and with governmental
-lies, would mention Wilhelm and his myrmidons
-twenty times as often as the bride and groom.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>There would be—as a matter of fact, there
-were beforehand—long-winded litanies about the
-War Lord's love for his ward and his surpassing
-efficiency as a guardian; his consummate wisdom
-in the selection of a husband for Bertha; the
-unheard-of increase in the value of the Krupp
-property under Wilhelm's guidance—columns of
-that sort of symphony to Imperial ears.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>And the War Lord's show: State coach and
-six, forty more horses from the royal stables, one
-hundred flunkeys, and the "great surprise!"—but
-that did not come off. "That woman wouldn't
-stand it."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>When the War Lord was shown into Frau
-Krupp's boudoir he beamed most graciously. "I
-cannot make Bertha a Royal Princess," he said,
-"but I will treat her like one. How many guests
-have we?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"In the villa a little over three hundred, Your
-Majesty."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Well, I had a thousand ribbons printed—have
-the rest distributed among the loyal people.
-But let the police do it, as there is sure to be a
-terrible scramble for these souvenirs, and we don't
-want the Moscow tragedy repeated." (He referred
-to the crushing and killing of hundreds of men,
-women and children at the People's Festival during
-the Tsar's coronation.)</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Meanwhile the Master of Ceremonies had
-opened the silver-gilt casket filled with layers
-upon layers of pieces of white ribbon, about one
-inch broad by five long. There was a baronial
-crown above the letter "B" at the top, and gold
-fringe at the bottom.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The Baroness turned purple at the sight, but
-her son-in-law pulled her sleeve in time. "Mamma
-will arrange with His Excellency," he said; and
-the unsuspecting War Lord got busy with one of
-his quintette of meals, served to him separately.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"An unheard-of honour," pleaded Herr
-Krupp von Bohlen, who had followed Her Ladyship
-into an inner room, as he dangled one of the
-garter-ribbons before her eyes.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"I call it a nasty, indecent custom, and my
-daughter will have none of it," replied Frau Krupp
-hotly.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Krupp von Bohlen looked both hurt and
-indignant. "Pardon me, madam, the customs of
-our Royal Family must not be spoken of in that
-style where I am. And what is deemed honourable
-for Royal Prussian Princesses can but add
-dignity and renown to a subject favoured like one
-of them."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"If an announcement of that kind is considered
-fair and decent in royal circles," angrily
-replied Frau Krupp, "it is their affair; as to the
-daughter of the Baroness von Ende, she would
-blush to think of such a custom."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Krupp von Bohlen advanced his chin an inch more.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Matters affecting the Royal Family are
-beyond discussion," he said haughtily, "and if
-you ever again approach the subject, please
-remember that I am a Prussian officer. But that
-aside. His Majesty has graciously commanded,
-and the order is to be carried out to the
-letter." He bowed stiffly and retired.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The Baroness let herself fall into an arm-chair,
-and, elbows on knees, buried her face in both
-hands. A scandal in the air, but she was
-determined to risk it. Let the feelings of Prussian
-Princesses be what they may in regard to the
-ancient custom; there was to be no distribution
-of </span><em class="italics">her</em><span> daughter's garter for the War Lord's
-friends and her own cottagers to gloat over.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>She had spent half an hour in this sort of brown
-study, agitated by reflections bordering on
-</span><em class="italics">lèse-majesté</em><span> most horrible, when Barbara rushed in:
-"Oh, Mamma, Uncle Majesty and everybody are
-at 'Old Fritz's,' and Uncle wants all the
-gentlemen to take chances under the hammer. He is
-making them give up watches and decorations, and
-he whispered to me he hopes some get smashed.
-Come and see the fun."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>To be sure Frau Krupp was in no humour to
-attend the Imperial circus—it is a stock joke with
-Wilhelm to frighten under-dogs out of their wits
-by subjecting their valuables to seeming
-destruction, and Her Ladyship had been an unwilling
-witness more than once. But Barbara's naïve:
-"What a beautiful box—more presents?" made
-her sit up. Why should not "Fritz," oldest of
-family servants, essay to </span><em class="italics">corriger la fortune de la
-maison de Krupp</em><span>? A chance in a million, but
-stranger things have happened!</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>As everybody knows, "Fritz" has a falling
-weight of fifty tons, and has been hammering steel
-blocks into shape since 1860. When Bertha's
-grandfather started building it family, friends and
-competitors the world over thought him crazy, and
-said so, but "Fritz" has never missed a day's
-work in fifty-four years, and seems to be good for
-a century still. Indeed, the marvellous delicacy
-of his adjustment remains unimpaired, and
-occasionally the manager makes him crack nuts without
-injuring the kernel.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The War Lord was smashing his friends'
-watch-glasses without hurt to dial or hands when
-Frau Krupp and Barbara came upon the scene.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"The trunk of the Krupp heiress, containing
-some of her choicest wardrobe," explained
-Wilhelm banteringly in an undertone. Then aloud:
-"I'll forfeit ten marks to any charity madam may
-name if Fritz injures the casket in the slightest.
-Those with me raise a hand." Two dozen hands
-went up. "Sorry I did not make it a hundred
-marks," whispered Wilhelm to von Scholl, as he
-placed the casket on the steel table. Then,
-standing off, he commanded: "One—two—three."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Down came the Brobdingnagian not like fifty,
-but like a hundred thousand tons, hitting the table
-an earthquake-like smack. It was all over in a
-second, but both Wilhelm and the War Lady's
-mother thought a lot in that tiny fragment of
-time. The casket was, of course, as flat as a
-window-pane and not much thicker, while of its
-contents there was no trace, the silk having become
-part and parcel of the metal. Nothing short of
-the melting-pot, said the expert, would yield
-isolated strains of the thousand bedizened ribbons.
-And, on top of it, Fraulein Krupp collected 250
-marks for her orphanage!</span></p>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 2em">
-</div>
-<p class="pfirst"><span>Was it the loss of his ten marks, the blotting
-out of his "indecent surprise," or thoughts of the
-murderous fruit which the marriage about to be
-solemnised would yield him that clouded the War
-Lord's brow as he walked up the middle aisle of
-the chapel? He was to give the bride away. The
-groom was the War Lord's man, his discovery, his
-creature! He found him secretary of legation
-with the least of the kings, grubbing along on a
-salary of five hundred pounds a year, and destined
-in all probability to marry either a spindle-shanked
-or a bull-necked "Fraulein von" with an infinitesimal
-dot. The goal of his ambition: a berth as
-minister plenipotentiary at the Court of a minor
-king! Salary: seven hundred pounds per year.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Well, he (the War Lord) was about to give
-in marriage this candidate for polite poverty and
-subaltern honours a nice, healthy, well bred and
-intelligent girl of good family, likewise revenues
-compared with which the civil list of the average
-German king were twopence! It surely should
-follow as a matter of course that common
-gratitude, if not inborn discipline, would make Krupp
-von Bohlen the instrument of any warlike mischief
-the author of his good luck might contemplate.
-Indeed, he had vowed so much.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Now Lohengrin and rustling silks: The bride
-and groom.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The latter, like most of the men present, in
-showy uniform, blue and gold; the War Lady in
-lilac </span><em class="italics">crêpe de Chine</em><span>, myrtles in her blonde hair.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>She was rather pleasant than pretty to look
-upon: a massive face, indicating a not unkindly
-disposition; blue eyes, wavy hair, a firm mouth;
-a bit strong on figure.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Her head-dress was typical enough for Germany:
-myrtle, the "bleeding," commemorating
-the cruelty of the barbarous islanders who pierced
-the shipwrecked with spears and arrows!</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Ancient history aside, the sign of the myrtle
-leaf was indeed prophetic of the horrors this
-marriage would impose upon humanity, in
-accordance with the compact between the War Lady's
-husband and the War Lord; but, as nine out of
-every ten German brides are myrtle-bedecked, the
-fashionable crowd in the chapel had no mind for
-the augury.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Still, why mauve, the colour of mourning and
-old age, for the wedding gown? Since it was of
-the War Lady's own selection, it suggested almost
-a premonition of the evil in store for Europe.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Did Bertha's lens of imagery conjure up the
-ghosts of the millions who must die by the output
-of her factories that her own unborn offspring have
-more milliards to play with, and was she mourning
-in advance for the children she would render
-fatherless, for the hosts doomed to extinction because
-profits in the wholesale murder of men are surpassing
-high?</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Who knows?</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>It is almost inconceivable that a person like
-the War Lady, engaged in the appalling trade of
-death-dealing, regarded her business other than a
-gigantic slaughter monopoly—a privileged one, to
-be sure, yet the most heinous of crimes against
-God and men just the same.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>At the Courts of the eighteenth century
-"punishment boys" were kept, to be thrashed
-when small highnesses deserved to have their jacket
-warmed. Here, at the altar, Bertha, used to Royal
-State on account of her wealth, was about to
-engage a punishment boy. In future Gustav was
-to take the blame for all the enormities her
-factories would visit upon humanity!</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The old-time punishment boys were well paid
-for their pains; the Krupp punishment boy was to
-have an income of seven hundred and fifty
-thousand pounds sterling per annum. The old-time
-punishment boys were frequently loved by the
-masters for whom they suffered; Herr Krupp von
-Bohlen was loved by the young woman whom he
-relieved of grievous responsibility. Yet the note
-of mourning in her attire, and at her bosom the
-mark of "Abdul Hamid the Damned"!</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The War Lady is sincerely religious, and so is
-the War Lord's Imperial lady, only more so.
-Indeed, with Her Majesty the Church is almost
-an obsession, yet both the Queen of Prussia and
-the Queen of Essen have accepted presents from
-the wholesale assassin of Christians, who remembered
-only one thing to his credit in the course of
-thirty-three years of absolute rule: that he did not
-murder his brother. This was his plea to the
-Young Turks when deposed.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>For many years the Berlin Court was a pensioner
-of the man who prided himself on having
-spared the life of his mother's son, making up for
-this unnatural restraint by spilling the blood of
-forty thousand "Christian dogs." Five millions
-cash "Abdul the Damned" lent to the War Lord
-(and he is still whistling for its return), and
-season after season he sent material for the Queen
-of Prussia's underlinen and summer dresses. Bales
-of Oriental stuffs, gauzes, linens, laces and silks
-from Tscheragan Serai used to be delivered at
-the Neues Palais about every April the first, filling
-the house with real "Turkish delight," of which
-Her Majesty's sisters, the rich and the poor,
-likewise partook according to their needs or the favour
-in which they were held at the moment.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>And when Her Prussian Majesty is </span><em class="italics">en grande
-tenue</em><span> she often augments the great Napoleon's
-diamonds, captured at Waterloo (the same that
-once blushed at the generous bosom of his sister
-Paulette), by those that the great Frederick gave
-to his lovely mistress La Barbarina, the dancer,
-and took back again when he tired of her; and
-when even multiplication fails to give satisfaction—for
-a Queen of Prussia must have more diamonds
-than an American multi-millionairess—she adds the
-parure of brilliants and the numerous brooches and
-buttons and bracelets given her by The Damned.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>After all, this seems appropriate enough for the
-Queen of a country pieced together of territories
-gained by assassination, war, treachery and other
-atrocities; but think of the War Lady accepting
-gifts from the most despicable of men and kings!
-Surely there must be some fellow-feeling of malign
-camaraderie between the makers of murderous tools
-and their users, a sort of revival of swordsmiths-worship
-and the veneration in which the great men
-of old held their Curtanas and Flamberges!</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Possible, or shall we set it down to mere female
-thoughtlessness, which in some respects seems akin
-to that of half-savages after the style of the story
-Mark Twain once told the War Lord:</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Where is 'Liza?" asked the master of the
-house, when he missed the coloured waitress at
-breakfast.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Can't come round for a few days. Just had
-a tiny wee baby," answered the housemaid,
-grinning.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"A baby! How's that?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Oh, just nigger-shiftlessness, I reckon."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>But it wasn't thoughtlessness, or shiftlessness
-alone, that made the War Lady pin to her breast
-the grand cordon of the </span><em class="italics">Osmanié</em><span> Order of Virtue;
-it spelled, at the same time, a bid for war material,
-decreed by the businesslike groom. The War Lord
-saw it and smiled. "Bravo, Gustav, you are the
-stuff," and "Bertha, as is fit, the yielding lamb."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>And the organ pealed and cooed, and the
-chorus of cathedral singers chanted off the key,
-and the voice of the officiating minister droned,
-and everybody thought it most "heavenly," but
-boring; and the generals and army officers smacked
-their lips, anticipating the table delicacies in store;
-and the courtiers congratulated themselves because
-it was all fun and no work; and each lady thought
-she looked a heap better than her best-beloved
-friend; and the War Lord stared at the ceiling
-contemplating ways and means for mining the
-Krupp quarry of wealth and efficiency to within
-an inch of hell.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"And so I pronounce you man and wife,"
-sang out the minister, expecting the biggest fee!</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Hail thee, Frankenstein," thought Wilhelm.
-He inflated his chest as the archangel aspiring to
-omnipotence may have done: from this moment
-on the means for such aggrandisement as only
-Napoleon dreamt of were in his hands, and he was
-free to plunge the world into irremediable ruin if
-he liked.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Through Bertha's resignation, through von
-Bohlen's connivance, he now owned the Krupp
-works; he </span><em class="italics">was</em><span> Frankenstein—Frankenstein, the
-hideous, the abhorred, whose malignity was
-equalled only by the accumulated wretchedness he
-meant to visit on all resisting.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Even as he extended his hand to the bride, with
-lip congratulations, he thought of the riot of despair
-the troth just sealed spelt for his own people and
-the nations to be subdued! Was he then—is he
-then—the hideous fantasm of one bent on naught
-but destruction?</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>God knows—mere physical observation discerns
-no more than the frightful selfishness that has
-lashed the War Lord to ever-increasing efforts of
-fury since Bertha's wedding day and is driving
-him still.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>As overlord of the greatest industrial plant in
-the world, he deliberately diverted it from its
-legitimate </span><em class="italics">raison d'être</em><span> as a cradle of life and
-progress and turned it into a dividend-mill for the
-cultivation of human hatred and the making of
-corpses, at the same time endowing it with a soul
-still more monstrous: his thrice-abhorred Kultur.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>He had steel hammers enough to line, side by
-side, a road reaching from Liverpool Street Station
-to Hyde Park; steel boilers enough to start a
-second Pittsburgh; more machinery than the rest
-of the kingdom boasts; more electric motors than
-Paris or London employs in its public conveyances,
-etc.; and with unparalleled selfishness in
-evil suborned them exclusively to his passion for
-destruction, adding unlimited capital and business
-capacity, utter disregard for human life and
-extraordinary facilities for chemical-physical research,
-begetting inventive genius of a high order. There
-is the explanation of the frightful catalogue of
-Hunnish sins that have disgraced civilisation since
-the 29th of July, 1914, according to the findings
-of Lord Bryce's Committee.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"The </span><em class="italics">Kapellmeister</em><span>, at Your Majesty's
-orders?" reported Count Eulenburg.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Hohenfriedberger March," replied the War
-Lord, locking his teeth.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Hohenfriedberg is a shining mark in Prussian
-history, for in June, 1745, Frederick the Great
-overwhelmed the Austrians near the small Silesian
-village, nearly annihilating Prince Karl and his
-Saxon allies. He composed a march in honour of
-the event, a rather stirring piece of musical
-claptrap, among the best that came from his pen.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"I can drive the Austrians too," thought the
-War Lord, as he stepped from the chapel, the
-bride's mother on his arm. And, the military band
-outside executing some flourishes when he passed,
-he added grimly: "Bayonet in back, if necessary."</span></p>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 4em">
-</div>
-<p class="center pfirst" id="a-foreshadowing-of-lusitaniaism"><span class="bold large">CHAPTER XXVIII</span></p>
-<p class="center pnext"><span class="bold medium">A FORESHADOWING OF "LUSITANIAISM"</span></p>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 2em">
-</div>
-<!-- -->
-<blockquote>
-<div>
-<p class="pfirst"><span>The Rise of Herr Ballin—A Woman's Vanity—Herr
-Ballin at the Schloss—"Frightfulness" on the
-Sea—Smoothing the Way—The War Lord and
-Wedell—A Spy Plot—Overrunning England with Spies</span></p>
-</div>
-</blockquote>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 2em">
-</div>
-<p class="pfirst"><span>On the eve of the day when the </span><em class="italics">Lusitania</em><span> snatched
-the world's speed record from the North German
-Lloyd, the red discs in the Chancellor's and in
-Count Wedell's office bobbed up almost simultaneously:</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"I want to see the Jew Ballin. To-morrow
-morning at the earliest. You heard about the
-</span><em class="italics">Lusitania</em><span>?" Before Prince Bülow could say
-"Yes," the War Lord had hung up the receiver,
-simultaneously pressing the button marked Wedell,
-whom he asked to bring in the Ballin personalia.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"No ordinary Jew," explained the chief of the
-Secret Service.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"But common stock?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Very, Your Majesty."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"How does Ballin dress?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Affects the American business man, All
-Highest, in demeanour and dress."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"A genius, you said?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"For making money, absolutely, Your Majesty."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Let's hear about his beginnings." The War
-Lord sat down in a low chair and lit a cigarette.
-No such luxuries for Count Wedell, though. The
-head of the Secret Service stood while he read from
-his card index in telegraphic style:</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Born emigrant agents.—Son, brother and
-nephew of drummers-up of steerage cargo.—Learnt
-rudiments of trade in his native Hamburg.—Finished
-in London——"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Perfect finishing school for aspiring German
-boys," interrupted the War Lord; "the English
-educating their future business rivals—touching!"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"I have often thought about that in connection
-with our war," said Wedell. "Of course, Your
-Majesty expects to win, but victory does not beget
-good will. Suppose London, Birmingham, Liverpool
-and the rest say no more foreign clerks and
-other employés, especially none of Teutonic
-origin?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Don't you worry. Any little game of that
-kind will be forestalled in the terms of peace.
-Finish your Ballin."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Returned home," read Wedell from his cards,
-"secured employment in minor steamship line to
-bring Poles and Hungarians to Hamburg for
-shipment to the States. Hapag people soon awoke to
-the fact that the devil of a genius was weaning
-their quarry away from them.—Approached Ballin
-with promises of double salary. Ballin refused—then
-acquired controlling interest in employer's
-line.—Then sold out to Hapag."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"That happened when?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"In 1886, Your Majesty."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Since then business has grown immensely,
-hasn't it?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Its gross profits climbed from £125,000 to
-£2,825,000 per annum in twenty-five years, while
-its fleet increased from twenty-six to one hundred
-and eighty pennants. Tonnage in 1886, 50,000;
-to-day, exceeding one million."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"That will do," said Wilhelm. "Send in Haeseler."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Count Haeseler had arrived the night before
-from Konopischt, had been waiting to report to
-His Majesty for an hour or more, and, to kill time,
-had been paying visits to officials and pensioners
-living in the big pile. There had been cigars and
-cognac galore, and Gottlieb was on excellent terms
-with himself when he saw His Majesty.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Went to bed with an attack of the heart, and
-got up refreshed and happy," he said.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"I see Franz Ferdinand's reputation at home
-is of the value of nothing, but, still, he treated you
-like a white man," interpreted the War Lord.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Majesty hit the nail upon the head, as usual.
-Not an Austrian, Hungarian, Croatian, Servian,
-Bosniak or Pollack alive would not gladly spend his
-last </span><em class="italics">heller</em><span> to buy a dose of prussic acid for the heir
-to the throne, but to Your Majesty's representative
-he was all charm. Nearly gave me a horse."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Forgot to send it to the station with the other
-baggage, eh? Well, aside from cheating my field
-marshal, how is he going on?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Like a steam-roller. The next time Your
-Majesty will deign to inspect the Sixth Infantry
-or the Wilhelm Hussars, Majesty will not
-recognise them. Fellows like me are being relegated
-to the scrap-heap by the dozen, and he cares no
-more for archdukes' privileges than the white souls
-of valets de chambre. His iron broom is busy
-with horse, foot and artillery, with the navy and
-the air fleet all at the same time, and wherever he
-touches there is a clean sweep and a howl of dismay,
-pitiful enough to move a tiger, but not Nero."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"He is stirring them up," rejoiced the War Lord.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"He is making the Austrian army a worthy
-adjunct of Your Majesty's forces," said Haeseler,
-very earnestly.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"And you taught him these new stratagems?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"I would never have been allowed to leave the
-country alive if the Hungarians knew what I did
-teach Nero."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Dirty trick," said the War Lord, "not to
-give Gottlieb the horse." Then imperiously: "I
-expect your detailed report about all the reforms
-in the Austrian army and navy in a fortnight."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"There will be no gun missing, I promise Your
-Majesty."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Count Haeseler referred, of course, to the
-astounding memory and precision of the great
-Napoleon. Once, when occupied by much business,
-the Emperor sent an officer to Belgium to
-investigate military stores. The officer handed in
-his report. Napoleon gave him back the document
-with these words: "There are two guns missing
-at Ostend." And there were two missing.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"And your general opinion of Franz based on
-intimate observation?" queried Wilhelm.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"He seems to regard himself as a sort of necessary
-barricade to progress, yet has no patience with
-the idea uppermost in Austria that </span><em class="italics">laissez faire</em><span>
-must be perpetuated for ever and a day simply
-because it's as old as the hills."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"And the Duchess?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"With Your Majesty's leave, confidently
-expects to be Empress of Austria."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Must have Pan-German leanings."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"No, Your Majesty; only the truly womanly
-passion to be the most envied of her sex."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Slav conflict with Austria suits me all right,"
-said the War Lord. "The Czechs and Hungarians
-wanting Sophie, the Austrian Germans will
-feel the more inclined to join my Germanic
-Federation."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"But," said Haeseler, "Franz counts upon
-Your Majesty to help at the enthronisation of
-Sophie by force, if necessary."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The War Lord went to a bookshelf and pulled
-out a volume bound in red with atrocious gold
-decorations. "And Franz brags about having
-read every strategic work ever written," he
-commented.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Majesty refers to Moltke's introduction of
-the Franco-Prussian war."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Yes, but this isn't the volume. Can you
-quote from memory?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"I will try my utmost, Your Majesty: 'The
-days are past when for dynastical ends armies went
-forth——'"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Take an '</span><em class="italics">echte</em><span>,' Edward's brand," said the
-War Lord.</span></p>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 2em">
-</div>
-<p class="pfirst"><span>There was a royal carriage at the station for
-Herr Ballin, and the royal coachman, keen for
-marks, waved his whip frantically to attract
-attention, and coin: the shipping king, emerging from
-a first-class compartment, affected not to see.
-Berlin has two kinds of cabs, and Ballin chose the
-Noah's Ark brand at threepence a mile. When he
-said "Schloss," the driver quizzed him curiously
-and decided at once to put him down at the kitchen
-entrance. "Must be a relative of some housemaid,"
-he calculated, and could not understand
-at all why the royal carriage, though empty, drove
-plumb ahead of him when they reached the
-Schlossplatz. Of course the War Lord's livery
-meant to impress upon the Court Marshal that he
-had been on the spot.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Court Marshal von Liebenau left the reception
-to his aide and ran upstairs.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"With Majesty's permission. Regular Jewski,
-second-class cab. How long shall he wait?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Show him up instantly."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>From this it may be gathered as from the scene
-witnessed at the Wilhelmstrasse, that waiting for
-Majesty is a punishment meted out on religious or
-other grounds.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Ballin had anticipated questions, and received
-instructions. "The </span><em class="italics">Lusitania</em><span>," said the War
-Lord, after the curtest, not to say abruptest of
-welcomes, "must teach you Hamburgers and the
-Lloyd people this important lesson: In the ocean
-greyhound to be built hereafter, the naval value
-is obviously of greater importance than trade or
-dividend considerations, for the moment war is
-declared all your vessels will pass under my exclusive
-control, and I need all the auxiliaries, with a
-prodigious coal supply and a speed unsurpassable by
-cruisers, I can get. If war with England came
-to-morrow, the </span><em class="italics">Lusitania</em><span> would be turned loose
-upon our commerce at once, and neither Wilhelmshaven,
-nor Bremen nor Hamburg boasts a vessel
-capable of overtaking her. She can sink our ships
-right and left, and show a clean pair of heels every
-time. Until yesterday I considered </span><em class="italics">Kaiser
-Wilhelm der Grosse, der Krönprinz, die Deutschland</em><span>
-and the flyer named after me capable commerce
-destroyers, but the </span><em class="italics">Lusitania</em><span> could sink either of
-these giants, and boast of her record in the nearest
-English harbour protected by mines."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"But Majesty doesn't anticipate that merchantman
-will turn upon merchantman, and that
-passenger steamers in particular will be sunk either
-by vessels of the same lay calibre or by regular
-men-of-war?" ventured Herr Ballin, who evidently
-believed at that time in "scraps of paper."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Herr Ballin," said the War Lord, "you were
-described to me as the most far-seeing and
-progressive of sea lords outside of my navy. Surely
-you can't be of opinion that in the great war to
-come international niceties will be allowed to cut
-any figure? If Germany must draw the sword
-before my navy is superior to the British, I propose
-to save my men-of-war and trust to submarines."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"But passenger steamers——" quoth Herr
-Ballin rather more timidly.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Passenger steamers carry freight, and in time
-of war all goods that might possibly be of use
-to the enemy in any way, manner or form
-I consider contraband. And contraband spells
-destruction."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Does Your Majesty anticipate that the
-English, French or Russians would attack Hamburg
-liners while engaged in the passenger traffic?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"If they half know their business they will.
-For my part, I would not hesitate a moment to
-sink the </span><em class="italics">Lusitania</em><span>, or any other Cunarder at sight,
-since all are supposed to be in the service or, at
-least, at the service of their Government."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Herr Ballin breathed hard as he said: "May it
-please Your Majesty, what about neutrals? Like
-the Cunarders, the Hapag carries on every journey
-hundreds of American citizens."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"I don't know anything about a Yankee's
-food value," replied the War Lord cynically. "I
-think the denizens of the big herring-pond will
-have to make the best of them."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Herr Ballin bowed low. "As Your Majesty
-commands."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"It is settled then," continued the War Lord.
-"On your part, bigger and faster boats than the
-English; on my part, I promise to advise you of
-the date of the outbreak of hostilities long enough
-beforehand to save your vessels for the Fatherland.
-Even if circumstances decree their internment </span><em class="italics">en
-masse</em><span>, Germany will be the gainer in the end,
-when both our navy and our merchant marine
-remain unbroken."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Ballin was retreating backwards toward the
-door, when the War Lord recalled him. "I am
-dickering with Wilhelmina about Curaçao for a
-coaling station, and"—banteringly—"if you
-could stir up war between the Netherlands and
-some other colonial power I would be very much
-obliged. We got the coaling station in the Red
-Sea through our pro-Boer sympathies. Curaçao
-would make an excellent </span><em class="italics">apéritif</em><span> after getting over
-Dutch troubles."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"The United States would object."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Of course, but there are some twenty-six
-millions of Germans in America, every mother's
-son of them fighting-mad for me—part of my
-invisible army and almost as important as the other.
-The Germans in America have an immense
-vote-swaying power; they control Washington to a
-large extent, and some of the State Legislatures
-absolutely. And, as you know, each American
-State is sovereign. Suppose I would threaten to
-decree secession for the States between New York
-and Seattle, taking in New York, Ohio, Illinois,
-Wisconsin, Indiana, Missouri, etc. etc., where
-would Washington be? Would Roosevelt risk
-Civil War because I want a place to coal my ships
-not exactly five thousand miles from the Panama
-Canal?</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"I tell you, my men controlling a large portion
-of the American Press won't let him. And, by the
-way, Ballin, the Hapag, the Lloyd, Woermann,
-etc., will have to give more extensive support to my
-German Press in America than is done now. </span><em class="italics">Die
-Staats Zeitungs</em><span>, the </span><em class="italics">Herolds</em><span>, and whatever-they-call-them
-can't live on wind. Ridder is a rapacious
-cuss and a Jesuit besides; but my Washington
-bureau tells me that his complaints are not
-altogether groundless. As my Germans become more
-and more Americanised, the German papers'
-circulations are dwindling, and likewise slumps
-the advertising. For this we must make up.
-German shipping and the industries engaged in
-international trade must support the German Press
-in New York, Chicago, Milwaukee, St. Louis,
-Kansas City and the minor towns, as my Government
-supports the </span><em class="italics">Norddeutsche Allgemeine</em><span> and
-Krupp his </span><em class="italics">Neueste Nachrichten</em><span>.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"By the way," he added, grabbing a "Bismarck
-pencil" suspended from a wire and scribbling
-on his calendar block, "I will have to tell
-Krupp, Loewe and the rest of the ammunition
-hogs to loosen up on those German papers in
-America. Podbielski shall see them about it. Of
-course he is no stockholder, but his dear Emma
-is." (The War Lord referred to the scandals
-connecting a German general with subserviency to
-army purveyors to the extent of awarding contracts
-exclusively to firms in which he was financially
-interested.)</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"It might serve the Hapag and '</span><em class="italics">meine
-Wenigkeit</em><span>' (literally my inferiority, meaning your
-humble servant) if specifically informed respecting
-the invisible army Your Majesty was graciously
-pleased to allude to," bowed Herr Ballin.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"In the States," explained the War Lord,
-"my volunteers are mostly full-fledged
-citizens—universal suffrage, otherwise a stench in my
-nostrils, is working overtime for the German Cause
-there—but in the rest of the world merchant-princes,
-manufacturers, trade agents and skilled
-workmen do yeoman duty for me and the Fatherland.
-Of course we have a lot of adherents in
-England—'naturalised' they call them. Funny
-term! I hold that it would be most unnatural
-for a German to embrace another nationality,
-especially the English."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Whenever you hear of troubles in Ireland,
-put it down to my invisible army. That same army
-has before this fomented labour troubles in Russia,
-and it never sleeps in France, particularly not in
-Paris."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>And, lowering his voice, the War Lord talked
-of invisible forces building concrete gun-platforms
-along the French and Belgian frontiers—"foundations
-for manufacturing plants," he added
-sarcastically.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Of course I am doing my bit in other respects
-too," he concluded. "I have fed some of these
-German editors from the States at my own table,
-and —— bad manners they had too; and I have
-baited them with minor orders in plenty. If
-Ridder behaves himself I will make him a 'von'
-some day, and that German Congressman from
-Missouri—I forget his name—will get a
-five-pronged coronet too. But to return to Curaçao.
-If I get a foothold there, I will have both French
-and English for neighbours—excellent chances for
-picking a quarrel if desirable."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The War Lord put a finger down vigorously
-on the Wedell—and Adjutant von Moltke buttons.
-The nephew of the great Field Marshal responded
-almost instantly. "I want Wedell."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Count Wedell is in waiting, Your Majesty." Even
-while the equerry spoke, the sign language
-of the telephone announced that the Chief was at
-the Schloss.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"That Jew of yours will be useful," said
-Wilhelm approvingly. "He will obey orders like
-Krupp, but remember His Majesty can't do all the
-reconnoitring himself. I tell you for the
-hundredth time that your department is negligent with
-respect to England. You must get Ballin to help
-you."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Count Wedell winced. "If I have had the
-misfortune to fall short of Your Majesty's
-expectations——" he stuttered.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"'My resignation is, etc.' The old Wedell
-complaint; I know what you want to say. Only
-recently I stopped your cousin's litany by
-remarking: 'I thought you liked your salary and
-perquisites.' None of that nonsense, please. Listen:
-I have played sleuth for you at Portsmouth; I
-know the dockyards there like my pocket. The
-Solent and Cowes are open books to my General
-Staff, owing to descriptive matter and diagrams I
-have furnished, and what I did not tell Tirpitz
-about Gibraltar is not worth knowing. Really,"
-he added, "English </span><em class="italics">naïveté</em><span> is astonishing,
-particularly in the face of the Press campaign. With
-the most widely circulated and best informed
-newspapers constantly reminding them that my whole
-naval policy is directed against Great Britain,
-English officials—military, naval and civilian—extend
-me every opportunity for the study of old
-England's defence and weakness. Thanks to my
-inspection, my General Staff is as well informed
-about the Gibraltar signal station as the first
-English Sea Lord—it is to laugh.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"And how they opened their ports to me:
-Leith, Port Victoria, Folkestone were as free to
-the </span><em class="italics">Hohenzollern</em><span> as Piccadilly Circus.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"The next time I visit Edward I will drive my
-yacht right up above Tilbury. See if I don't."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Poor devil of a pilot," mocked Count Wedell.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Now, don't credit the English War Office
-with more circumspection than the average
-German schoolboy has," guffawed Wilhelm; "the
-pilot will probably get the V.C., and I promise
-Tirpitz some astounding information for, while on
-the bridge, I will pump the pilot dry—absolutely
-dry.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"I really worked hard for your department,"
-concluded Wilhelm; "now show that you can
-follow my lead."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Perhaps Majesty favours establishment of
-semaphores on the British coast on a larger scale."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"After we prohibited the keeping of carrier
-pigeons in the neighbourhood of German naval
-stations? No, </span><em class="italics">Herr Graf</em><span>, I am not dispensing
-meal tickets to penny-a-liners just now. Think of
-something new, something Ballin can do for us."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"I submit that cheap excursions to English
-harbours and seaside resorts, arranged by the
-Hamburg line during the holiday season——"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"I take it all back," cried Wilhelm. "You
-are earning your salary, Wedell. Capital idea.
-The Naval Intelligence Service shall subscribe for
-a hundred berths, sending its most expert
-photographers, topographers, surveyors, fortification
-experts and naval men. In mufti, of course, and you
-will have men on board to spot fools that betray
-their official connections. Tell Ballin I want some
-of his largest steamers for this service, so that my
-army and my navy men get well lost in the crowd.
-The larger the crowd, the more men of military
-age and reservists, of course."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Your Majesty thinks of everything."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"I have to," said the War Lord. "And
-make a note of it. Amateur photography is to be
-encouraged in the schools, the press, in society.
-No use sending crowds of Germans to England
-unless they bring back plenty of photographic
-evidence relating to the enemy coast and land
-defences. As a special inducement, Ballin shall have
-a dark-room on board and develop films free of
-charge. In that way we will get duplicates of
-everything."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"I beg to submit," said Wedell, "there is
-still another aspect to Your Majesty's enlightened
-prospect."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Fire away!"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"The legend of impossible invasion will suffer
-a collapse with everybody observing that the
-supposed impregnability of Dover is all moonshine."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Not half bad," said the War Lord. "Those
-tourists will make splendid </span><em class="italics">commis voyageurs</em><span> for
-our army of invasion."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"</span><em class="italics">Agents provocateurs</em><span>!"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Wilhelm shrugged impatiently. "Fouché's
-business! Of course my War Office will furnish
-the dates for the excursions. Sounds ridiculous,
-but England's little vest-pocket army indulges in
-annual manoeuvres like my own, and it would be
-curious if some valuable information could not be
-gleaned from a boat full of military and
-semi-military sightseers. Of course the English naval
-manoeuvres are much more important. Sometimes
-a simple tourist sees things for which the official
-and unofficial representatives of my Admiralty and
-your own department, Wedell, search in vain."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The discussion continued in the same vein for
-another half-hour, the War Lord impressing upon
-Wedell the absolute necessity of increased
-espionage in England. "Thirty-six years ago," said
-Wilhelm in conclusion, "Bismarck had over
-thirty thousand spies and sympathisers in France
-doing his work. Have we got as many in England
-to-day? How many are on the pay-rolls of English
-railways, of Scotch railways and, particularly,
-of Irish railways? You can't tell off-hand?
-Report within three days. And don't forget the
-proofs, if you please. I likewise want to know how
-many of your men are detailed to attack British
-arsenals, harbours, wireless stations and so forth
-in the event of war. Whatever their number,
-duplicate, nay, treble it, and don't be sparing with
-promises. If we invade England, we won't get out
-in a hurry, tell them, and there will be plenty of
-pickings for our friends while we are on the Insular
-side of the Channel.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Remind them that our army of occupation
-remained in France two years and five months after
-peace had been signed. I propose to enjoy English
-hospitality even a while longer, and the people that
-serve us 'before and aft' can make enough money
-while we are in England to evacuate with us and
-live on their interests in the Fatherland after
-Threadneedle Street has paid the last instalment.
-Think of it! Serve the War Lord and feather
-one's own nest at the same time."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Wilhelm had been sitting down uncommonly
-long. Indeed he had been almost confidential with
-his pal in the conspiracy international. He now
-rose, squared his shoulders and assumed his
-favourite character of the graven image.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"I don't like Krupp's ignorance of things English.
-Shall make a few trips into England, and see
-what there is to be seen," he said in a tone of
-command. He continued: "I want a talk from
-Court Chaplain Dryander on the chosen people,
-not on the Jews—on the term. Got impressed
-with it while talking to Ballin. Germans the
-chosen people! Sounds good!"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Dryander will report at eleven to-morrow
-morning. Order (Professor) Delbrueck to be here
-at the same time. I will see him after the sky-pilot
-has gone. Parsons are such romancers; it's well to
-digest their palaver to the accompaniment of
-historic facts."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"One thing more." The War Lord grabbed
-a pencil and marked asafoetida on half a dozen
-pages of his daily calendar. "I want to have a
-conference with chemists by and by."</span></p>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 4em">
-</div>
-<p class="center pfirst" id="some-more-secret-history"><span class="bold large">CHAPTER XXIX</span></p>
-<p class="center pnext"><span class="bold medium">SOME MORE SECRET HISTORY</span></p>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 2em">
-</div>
-<!-- -->
-<blockquote>
-<div>
-<p class="pfirst"><span>Deluding Rathenau—Callous Experiments—What Lord
-Palmerston Said—The Kaiser's Aims</span></p>
-</div>
-</blockquote>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 2em">
-</div>
-<p class="pfirst"><span>"What is this I hear?" demanded the War Lord,
-having scantily acknowledged Herr Krupp von
-Bohlen's low obeisance. "I want you to understand
-once and for all that your wife is my ward,
-and that any offence to her spells disrespect to
-Majesty."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The Overlord of the Krupp works was confused
-with surprise. He attempted to make
-answer, but did not get further than a formal:
-"May it please Your Majesty."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"I have no further commands for you at the
-moment," he was cut short. "Wait in the
-Adjutant's room until called."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"A.E.G.," cried Wilhelm to the adjutant of
-the House Marshal's office, opening the door for
-Krupp.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"My dear Rathenau," he said, when an old
-man, stout and stockily built, with a philanthropic
-chin and a complexion denoting indifferent health,
-walked in. "My dear Rathenau, being credited
-with seeing ahead, perhaps you'll tell me what this
-means?" And he pointed to half a dozen entries
-topping his daily calendar.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Asafoetida," read the electrical end of the
-Jewish triumvirate of self-made men—Ballin,
-Thyssen, Rathenau. "Does Majesty want me to
-create a corner in the reverse of eau de Cologne?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Yes and no," said Wilhelm. "But like
-Ziethen did before Frederick, sit down. And so
-you may not fall asleep like the great cavalry
-leader when visiting the king in his old age, I will
-tell you a story."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>He retailed the yarn about the meeting between
-Franz Ferdinand and Cardinal Schlauch, the
-Secret Service man in the bed, and what No. 103
-wished he had placed under the bed before the
-interview.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"It gave me an idea," he continued, "an
-idea, I confess, strengthened at Essen. Why not
-bottle the noxious gases set free in the furnaces,
-and let them loose on the enemy?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"What, kill them wholesale?" cried Rathenau,
-moving uneasily in his chair. Philanthropy is one
-of his hobbies, and underhanded methods go
-against his grain. The War Lord knows this, and
-clapped the silencer on his savage bluntness.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Kill them? No. Wholesale? No, too.
-There is to be no gale of these gases—just a breeze
-to knock out, or knock over, offensive or defensive.
-I figure this way: Maybe the enemy, entrenched,
-has to be dislodged at any price to gain some given
-point. We can't get at them with the ordinary
-style of weapon; they won't come out even to be
-hand-grenaded. In such cases, I hold it good
-strategy to smoke them out."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Asphyxiating gas," mumbled Rathenau half
-to himself.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"A good name—something suspending
-animation—suspending it while we take the coveted
-place. We won't lose a man, and the enemy is
-mulcted out of prisoners only, for all placed </span><em class="italics">hors de
-combat</em><span> by our chemicals will be cared for by the
-Red Cross."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Majesty does not intend to have the gases
-absolutely poisonous?" inquired Rathenau.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Now, would I have asked you, whose
-humanity all Berlin admires, if I did?" cried the
-War Lord; "if I was signing death warrants, I
-would not have applied to you, but to Krupp.
-He is a natural born butcher, I tell you. Krupp
-devises means to destroy life with the gusto of
-an American barkeeper mixing cocktails. They
-blamed Nero for saying he wished the Roman
-people had but one head that he might knock it
-off. You should see Krupp gloat over my new
-howitzers."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"And those noxious gases, the workings of
-which Your Majesty observed at Essen, do not
-inflict permanent injury?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"In the majority of cases black coffee suffices
-to make the men fit for work again; in a minor
-number of cases mild palliatives are required. I
-advised free distribution of milk for those suffering
-from a weak stomach. Hypodermic injections are
-resorted to once or twice a week. So you see our
-'gassing' will be quite harmless."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>When the President and Owner of the "A.E.G."
-(German for General Electric Company)
-still refused to wax enthusiastic, the War Lord
-tried a new tag. "It's the charitableness—I almost
-said the Christianity—of the thing that mainly
-attracts me," he lied. "You remember
-Valentina's husband in </span><em class="italics">The Huguenots</em><span>. He was
-murdered during St. Bartholomew's night, at the side
-of my ancestor, Admiral Coligny. The Comte de
-Nevars had been asked a little while before to join
-in the massacre of the Protestants, but refused,
-pleading that his family contained a long list of
-warriors, but not a single assassin. So am I trying
-to curtail killing by the proposed new method of
-attack. Prisoners, yes; the more the merrier; but
-deaths and wounds as few as possible."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Hydrochlorine, with the accent on the
-hydro, might possibly serve Your Majesty," said
-Rathenau, after thinking hard for a few seconds.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Very well, write it down," ordered the War
-Lord. "Besides Krupp, who can furnish this
-chemical?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"The Ruhr Chemical Works and the
-Ludwigshafen Aniline Factory might."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Rathenau was dismissed with scant thanks, and
-Krupp was readmitted to listen to the substance
-of Wilhelm's conference with the President of the
-A.E.G., the latter's philanthropic objections
-being carefully marked as the War Lord's own,
-while the diluting advised was dismissed as namby-pamby.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Krupp, after listening respectfully, said:
-"May it please Your Majesty, I have had a little
-experience with asphyxiating gas. We used it to
-destroy a number of consumptive cows, thinking
-it the more humane method. They were to be
-benumbed before slaughter.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"God forbid that Bertha, who is very much
-attached to the animals on the estate, ever learns
-what really did happen. As for myself, I had an
-inkling, but where experience is to be gained
-charity must take a back seat."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Well said," commented the War Lord. "Go on!"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"We tethered the cattle in an enclosure, their
-heads over a furrow from which the poison gas was
-rising. It had a sharp, bitter smell, and as it
-caught the animals' throat they gasped and choked.
-Some attempted to breathe deeply and could not,
-and all went giddy, it seemed, but did not lose
-consciousness.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"The chief vet. had predicted that the intense
-irritation of the bronchial mucous membrane would
-fill the tubes with a fluid which the animals could
-not expel, and this is what did happen.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"We let them suffer for experience's sake,
-then gave them salted water. This cleared their
-lungs and forestalled complete suffocation."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"You have gathered the technical information
-from the medical report?" asked the War Lord.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Partly from that, partly from observation,"
-replied Krupp. "When the vets. stated that the
-animals were on the point of slow suffocation—drowning,
-we killed them by the quicker method.
-But one cow was allowed to die by poison gas, to
-give necessary clues to the medical men. They
-stated, after investigation, that the gas had had
-a corrosive action, destroying the mucosa."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Very interesting," said the War Lord, who
-had seemingly forgotten about his pretended
-motives of philanthropy. "Your chief vet. shall
-report in full to my Ministry of Cult. I shall order
-that from now on condemned animals shall be
-delivered to the concerns manufacturing this kind of
-gas for scientific experiments."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The red disc on the War Lord's desk went up.
-Wilhelm looked at the clock. "Delbrueck." Then,
-turning to Krupp: "You shall wait and
-hear what he has to say."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The successor of Professor Treitschke was
-bringing the War Lord an essay on "Germany
-as the Land of the Chosen People," a sort of
-theological-political tract, suggested by Wilhelm
-and partly formulated by Court Chaplain
-Dryander. Its present form had been decided on by
-Professors Harnack, Schiemann, Meyer and the
-editor of the Prussian Annals (</span><em class="italics">Preussische
-Jahrbuecher Magazin</em><span>).</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Typed," said the War Lord approvingly.
-"I wish you would instil that modern idea into
-those of your colleagues, who annoy me by their
-handwriting. The worse it is, the more scientific
-they deem it. I will read it presently. Now tell
-Krupp how you view the situation with regard to
-England."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"The United Kingdom they call it," sneered
-Delbrueck, the most loquacious of "that damned
-band of professors," to quote Palmerston. "Well,
-there will be one less in the quartette when war
-comes—Ireland. The Green Isle will join us
-when the first shot is fired by a German battery.
-Further, there is every reason to believe that the
-title of Emperor of India will be as obsolete as that
-of King of Jerusalem before hostilities are under
-way a month, while New Zealand, Australia,
-South Africa and Canada will certainly not miss
-the chance for gaining independence."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Herr Krupp looked at His Majesty in quite
-bewildered fashion. Evidently he had not reckoned
-on such far-reaching eventualities, but the War
-Lord had.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Miss their chance for independence? Not
-likely! Go on, Delbrueck. Tell him about the
-Boers."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"I needn't assure you, Herr Krupp, on which
-side the defeated of 1901 will fight. It is
-self-evident," said Delbrueck.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"And Egypt?" ventured Herr Krupp, to show
-his patriotism.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"German industry and discipline shall fructify
-the land of the Pharaohs like the Nile itself. We
-will drive out the English of course," cried the
-War Lord.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"The arming of India will be a tremendous
-task," he continued. "As you know, I am sending
-the Crown Prince to India, and the military
-experts accompanying him will furnish all missing
-links."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"May I suggest that His Imperial Highness
-sound the Indian Princes," interpolated Professor
-Delbrueck.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"All that is provided for," retorted the War Lord.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>But Delbrueck would not be discouraged in his
-optimisms. "In addition," he went on, "Krupp
-guns will bark forth the declaration of
-independence by South Africa, Canada, New Zealand,
-Australia, and the rest of the British dominions,
-territories and Island Kingdoms. Quite an
-undertaking, eh?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>At this point the War Lord came to Delbrueck's
-relief. "Finally there is that beggar
-Turkey. You mustn't be hard on Abdul Hamid,
-Krupp. Bad pay, of course, but he never hesitates
-about pulling chestnuts out of the fire for me, and
-I like him. Besides, since we pay China a subsidy
-of a million per year for getting ready to wallop
-Nicholas, why not treat Constantinople with
-liberality?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Krupp bowed and promised to talk the matter
-over with his board of directors, but the War Lord
-scarcely listened. He had deigned to express a
-wish—woe to the person, or persons, not
-interpreting the wish as an All Highest command.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>He turned to the professor. "Delbrueck,"
-he said, "I had a letter from Francis Joseph. He
-has set his heart on Bosnia, and wants me to
-support him. Is there any way of arguing with
-Russia from the historic point of view?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"I will look into the matter for Your Majesty
-at once."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Very well. If you do not succeed, Russia will
-get a glimpse of my shining armour, which is the
-best argument, after all."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Now you know my friends, official and
-otherwise," concluded Wilhelm, again addressing
-Krupp; "about my aims I have talked to you
-before. Always bear in mind that I am German
-Emperor—an expansive title relating to all lands
-and peoples of the Germanic family, no matter
-what name they may go under.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"We must have German Holland and German
-Belgium, German Tyrol and German Switzerland,
-and, of course, German Austria. As you know, I
-have a good title to the whole of North-Eastern
-France, too, but I will waive that for the
-Continental Channel coast."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Your Majesty must have Trieste," said Delbrueck.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"I must have and mean to have all the naval
-outlets and outposts necessary to German trade and
-my protection," said Wilhelm in most Olympian
-style.</span></p>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 4em">
-</div>
-<p class="center pfirst" id="browbeating-the-war-lady"><span class="bold large">CHAPTER XXX</span></p>
-<p class="center pnext"><span class="bold medium">BROWBEATING THE WAR LADY</span></p>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 2em">
-</div>
-<!-- -->
-<blockquote>
-<div>
-<p class="pfirst"><span>A Letter from Count Metternich—Scaring the
-Kaiser—Bertha Offends the War Lord—Using
-the Secret Code—For "The Day"—An Awful
-Oath—The Kaiser Wins</span></p>
-</div>
-</blockquote>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 2em">
-</div>
-<p class="pfirst"><span>"I can almost forgive Metternich for allowing
-himself to be bested by Sir Frank, for that last
-yarn he sent me is not to be sneezed at. Bertha
-and Krupp are on the point of a momentous
-quarrel. Some pacifist idiot—a woman, probably—put
-a plea in her ear about 'trade in murder,'
-'profit in man-killing,' and that sort of thing, and
-the baby did the rest.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"She sits on the Huegel, befouling the
-machinery for conquest-making below her windows.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"'Some of the ordnance we are sending to
-China to-day may kill my unborn child,'" she
-writes, "and things have come to such a pass that
-Krupp had to instruct the coachman to avoid
-certain roads where Bertha's carriage might meet
-with ammunition and other transports.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"And ever since, all day long and half the
-night, she accuses Krupp of using her money to
-forge guns and bullets that, by and by, may seek
-the heart or limbs of his own son.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"'Don't I know when war will break out?' he
-retorted angrily the other day. 'Long before that
-our boy will be on a journey round the world.' Think
-of a Prussian officer forced to indulge in such
-damnable stuff!" cried the War Lord.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"I submit, Your Majesty, that one has to
-temporise with women, especially with a young
-mother," suggested Prince Bülow.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Silly sentimentalities," sneered the War
-Lord; "I want none of them. Bertha has to be
-broken of her freak—broken," he repeated,
-gritting his teeth. "Why," he continued, "she even
-refuses to take joy in her charities now, because,
-she says, 'money made out of armaments is tainted
-and no good can come from it.'</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"If I allow that sort of thing to go on there
-will be a </span><em class="italics">Kladderadatsch</em><span>" (fatal </span><em class="italics">dénouement</em><span>),
-"one fine day. She may attempt to wrest from
-Krupp the power of attorney under which he acts
-as my agent, and there is such an abomination as
-divorce, you know—oh, </span><em class="italics">mille pardons</em><span>, you do
-know. And, worse luck, my courts deal in it as
-well as the Vatican." (The War Lord referred
-to Princess Bülow, whose first marriage to Count
-von Donhoff was dissolved by the Holy See in 1881.)</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Bülow reddened under the insult. "I am
-wholly unsuited to interfere in other people's
-family affairs," he blurted. Then, frightened at
-losing his temper, added: "I beg Your Majesty's
-pardon."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"My ward's affairs are my own," declared the
-War Lord haughtily. "I'll settle with Bertha
-myself, make her eat out of my hand—take my
-word for it—and this will help."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>He showed the Chancellor a long, handwritten
-letter, with the imprint of Carlton House Terrace,
-marked "Private and Confidential," and asked
-him to read it aloud. The address was that of the
-German Embassy at the Court of St. James's,
-and Count Wolff von Metternich, His Majesty's
-Ambassador, was the correspondent. He had been
-permanently in London since 1901, previously
-serving his diplomatic apprenticeship there, off and
-on, between 1885 and 1890. His naïve complaint
-in the Joseph Chamberlain affair has been noted.
-As he was the War Lord's confidant while in the
-service of the Berlin Foreign Office, Count
-Metternich could not have been altogether without
-knowledge of Wilhelm's treacherous conduct in and
-toward England. The War Lord claimed British
-hospitality time and again to combine espionage
-with all too successful attempts to hoodwink the
-English Sovereign and his statesmen about his real
-intention toward Great Britain. King Edward
-was not too blind, though, to what was going on;
-he is credited with the remark that the War Lord
-was not a gentleman.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Important, if true," said Prince Bülow,
-handing back the letter.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Just as important if it </span><em class="italics">isn't</em><span> true—for my
-purposes," quoth Wilhelm. He walked up and
-down the room for several minutes, mumbling
-things, then suddenly confronted the Chancellor:
-"A belated answer to my letter to Tweedmouth—can
-it be that?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Prince Bülow was surprised beyond words. The
-War Lord referring to his clumsy attempt (in
-the early part of the year 1908) to throw dust
-in the eyes of a British Minister of State in regard
-to his responsibilities, by an act of unprecedented
-condescension!</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Wilhelm's personal letter to the First Sea Lord
-had caused considerable excitement in Germany,
-but there had been no discussion of it at the
-Chancellery. The subject was too ticklish for
-that—particularly its aftermath, with its references to
-"foolish stratagems," "unintelligent attempt to
-deceive," "refusal to be perturbed by such little
-incidents," and last, but not least, England's
-avowed determination to thwart Wilhelm's plans
-to be supreme upon the sea, since "there is
-nothing for Great Britain between foreign sea
-supremacy and ruin."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>And those "wretched </span><em class="italics">Temps</em><span> articles"
-(Majesty's description was stronger), admonishing
-England not to put faith in the War Lord's
-protestations, but strengthen her navy and double
-her army.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The War Lord seemed to divine what was
-going through his Chancellor's mind. He changed
-the subject. "Edward and Nicki have been talking
-it over; they are afraid of me, despite boasted
-Anglo-Russian and Anglo-French propositions,
-and want to give me a good scare!" he cried.
-"But I will show them that I don't care a fig for
-their Entente. The Mediterranean trip is off.
-My purple standard shall fly at Cowes, and Wedell
-shall arrange for a little trip into France. Yes,
-France," he insisted. "I have long wished for a
-view of the strategical passes of the Vosges, and
-you must persuade Fallières to invite me to see
-the </span><em class="italics">Schlucht</em><span>.[#] Less than an hour's motor trip
-from the frontier, you know."</span></p>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 2em">
-</div>
-<p class="noindent pfirst"><span class="small">[#] The proposed motor tour across the French frontier was actually
-"arranged," as suggested by the War Lord,
-and was billed to come off
-in the first or second week of September (1908).
-However, at the last
-moment the War Lord showed the white feather,
-having been informed
-that he would never leave French soil alive,
-a number of patriots having
-vowed to kill him. Previous to this there
-had been much irritation
-in France and talk of "impudence," "cynicism," and "espionage."</span></p>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 2em">
-</div>
-<p class="pfirst"><span>"I will leave no stone unturned to execute
-Your Majesty's commands," said Prince Bülow,
-indulging in a profound bow to hide his face and
-avoid betraying an astonishment bordering on
-perplexity.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Wonder if Edward can be persuaded to meet
-me in the Solent," mused the War Lord. "I
-would love to tell him about my trip to Heligoland,
-our coastal defences there, and preparations
-for aerial invasion. Of course, the details will be
-Greek to Uncle, since he knows less of military
-matters than my two-year-old fillies at Trakehnen,
-but my tale may possibly induce him to be more
-careful in matters of his </span><em class="italics">amours impropre</em><span>: Russia
-and France. Don't you think so, Bülow?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"The Quadruple Alliance, Your Majesty? I
-can only repeat the conviction previously expressed—that
-it is entirely pacific, a defensive measure
-absolutely. As to King Edward, his political
-strategy is certainly superior to his military talents,
-but I was under the impression that he introduced
-Your Majesty to the Maxim gun."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"He happened to be my guest on the day set
-for the trial of that incomparable man-killer, and
-I took him to Lichterfelde to show him how I
-would annihilate his vest-pocket army if he wasn't
-as careful as his Mamma. Strange to say, he
-seemed to be quite </span><em class="italics">au fait</em><span>. I had bet Moltke
-a dozen </span><em class="italics">Echte</em><span> that Uncle couldn't distinguish a
-Nordenfeldt or Gardner from the old-time Gatling;
-but he did. 'Confound your impudence,' I said
-to Moltke, when I paid the price; but Helmuth
-convinced me that I got off dirt cheap. The
-Maxim gun, he persuaded me, must have
-undreamt of possibilities if even Edward recognises
-its importance as a war machine.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"So the empty </span><em class="italics">echte</em><span>-box taught me that
-every copper invested in Maxim guns means
-one dead—an enemy—hence, that I can't have
-enough Maxims. I want fifty, no, a hundred
-thousand."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Wilhelm smiled sardonically as he added: "I
-told Krupp he would lose his job unless he improves
-on Maxim and gets up a machine-gun as light as
-our army rifle and as easily fired. But that reminds
-me. I will go to Essen to-night to impress Bertha
-with her patriotic duties. You'll keep Krupp here."</span></p>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 2em">
-</div>
-<p class="pfirst"><span>"Frau Krupp," said Wilhelm, as he retired
-with the War Lady to the library of Villa Huegel.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Bertha," she pleaded.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Bertha is treating her Uncle Majesty very
-badly."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"May it please Your Majesty to say in which
-way I have offended?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"In every way, in the surest way, in the most
-traitorous way!" cried the War Lord, trying to
-stab the floor with the point of his sheathed
-sword—a pitiable sight, since his poor left hand was
-powerless to move. "You are thinking of
-diverting the works from their sacred purpose: The
-Fatherland's defence."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Wilhelm struck a sentimental pose. "That's
-my reward for the love and care I bestowed on
-Frederick's child," he half monologued. "I
-educated her, exalted her above all women in her
-station of life, treated her like a child of my own,
-like my own sons and daughter. I have bestowed
-as much thought on Essen as on my army and
-navy; made her business and fortune the grandest
-of their kind; selected for her loving husband a
-man of surpassing capacities and gave her wedding
-the </span><em class="italics">éclat</em><span> of a royal function. Emperors, sultans
-and kings have bedizened her with courtesies and
-high decorations for my sake—the legend of
-'the richest girl' has melted into 'the happiest
-woman in the world'—</span><em class="italics">semper fidelis</em><span>, and
-Madame, satiated and ungrateful, turns me the
-cold shoulder."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Oh, Uncle Majesty, how can you say such things?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Bertha," cried the War Lord, laying his
-hand on her knee, "if you were not Frederick's
-daughter, were not rich beyond the dreams of
-avarice, I would ask: How much—how much did
-England pay you for deserting me and the Fatherland?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Frau Krupp slipped from the chair, and on
-her knees implored her terrifying visitor to show
-mercy.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"The King of Prussia never pardons traitors."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The word awakened Frau Krupp's self-respect.
-"Traitor!" she cried; "I would be a traitor to
-humanity if I continued making faggots to set the
-world afire."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The War Lord broke into wild laughter. "So
-that's the melody," he shouted, "echoes of the
-gutter Press in London, Paris, Petersburg,
-Tokyo! It's well you mentioned it, Frau Krupp;
-I know now exactly how we stand, you and I,
-the benefactor and the unworthy object of my
-magnanimity."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Bertha lay on the silken rug sobbing her heart
-out, but for Wilhelm the quivering form of the
-girl for whom he professed a father's love was
-mere air.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Sitting down at the great desk, he shouted:
-"I command" into the speaking-tube sacred
-to his All Highest person, and, Adjutant Baron
-Dommes responding, he ordered: "Prepare for a
-confidential message to the Chancellor by secret
-code. Have the line cleared. You will attend to
-the wire in person."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>He grabbed a block of paper and began to
-write, tearing off sheet after sheet with partially
-finished sentences, rejecting his own words as fast
-as he wrote them, and talking to himself in tones
-considerably above a stage whisper.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Would suit the Austrian Baroness to turn
-Krupps into an ironmongery for household and
-farm goods," he sneered savagely, "but the mollycoddles
-shall know presently that they haven't got
-a silly girl to deal with." He paused, giving a
-furtive look to the prostrate Bertha; then began
-scribbling again and reading his hasty scrawl to
-himself:</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Bethmann-Hollweg shall consult with Kuentzel
-and Harnier about condemnation proceedings
-against—— Never mind, I will give names by
-'phone after receipt of message is acknowledged.
-Must be kept a profound State secret. Anyone
-mentioning it even in the presence of his secretary
-will be dismissed </span><em class="italics">cum infamia</em><span>. Remember, the
-best legal talent only." (The persons named were
-high officials in the Ministry of Justice.)</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Excitement would not let Wilhelm be seated
-long, and he began pacing the floor, dragging his
-sword.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Preposterous!" he alternately mumbled or
-hissed. "A mere slut foiling my plans, interfering
-with my life's work! Stop making implements of
-war: the great Alexander held up on the road to
-India by a blacksmith!" He laughed hysterically,
-lunging forth to both sides with his clenched fist
-as if striking at imaginary enemies.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"But the maw of death will be glutted with
-or without your assistance, Frau Krupp—glutted
-to nausea!" he cried, pausing before the trembling
-girl. "There will be an accumulation of anguish
-such as the world has never witnessed, despite
-thee, ingrate that thou art."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The War Lady raised her hand and looked at
-him with ghastly, tear-stained eyes.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Don't—oh, don't!" she breathed.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"The more you plead the quicker the catastrophe
-will come! You mean to keep me in a
-state of unreadiness, but my enemies are even less
-ready—time to strike!"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Even Your Majesty can't make war without
-pretext," wailed Bertha.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"I can't, eh? I can't? And there are no
-pretexts, either? What about Morocco? If I
-seize the smallest harbour of that —— country,
-isn't that tantamount to invading Algiers? I tell
-you in such event France and Great Britain must
-fight whether they like or not. And their blood
-upon your head, Bertha, the blood of France and
-Great Britain and Russia, and of the German
-people, too."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>He affected to shudder. "A thing of horror
-such as even Dante could not have conceived!"
-he exclaimed pathetically.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"And I the cause?" faltered Bertha.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Who else, since you are driving me to war!
-Can I, dare I wait until Le Creusot, Woolwich
-and the Putiloffs have finished their preparations?
-I be —— if I will!" he added rudely, "so I
-propose to seize the Krupp plant and manufacture
-my own war material until 'The Day' and after."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The War Lady, trembling with amazement,
-half raised herself from the floor and, balancing on
-her right arm, stared wildly.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Seize my plant?" she gasped; but the War
-Lord paid no attention. Kicking his sword aside,
-he once more seized pencil and writing-block.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"</span><em class="italics">Cum infamia</em><span>," he read, as if for Bertha's
-benefit. Then his pencil flew rapidly over the
-paper: "The plant to be taken over by the act
-of the Sovereign, Gwinner and Emil Rathenau to
-look to the financial end, Dernburg and Thyssen
-to examine the business end." (Arthur von
-Gwinner, German railway magnate; August
-Thyssen, mine owner and merchant prince.) He was
-grabbing the speaking-tube, when Bertha took
-hold of his shoulder.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Uncle Majesty," she whispered softly.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"If you please, Frau Krupp, no familiarities,"
-barked the War Lord. "You are interfering in
-business of State."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Listen, Uncle," pleaded Bertha.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"No, </span><em class="italics">you</em><span> listen to your King," said the War
-Lord coaxingly, "that is, if you will be once more
-my good little girl, and not presume to mix in my
-affairs, in affairs of the State."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"I am at Your Majesty's mercy," sobbed Bertha.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"You ought to have thought of that before."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Forgive me, forgive me, Uncle Majesty."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"On one condition: that never again you lend
-ear to outsiders in matters affecting the Krupp
-works, whatever may be their character or claims
-to recognition."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"I promise, Uncle Majesty."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The War Lord leaned back in his chair and
-motioned to Bertha to sit down.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"The most terrible War Office secret has just
-been communicated to me by Metternich," he
-began, "and I would be unworthy of the trust
-imposed upon me by the Almighty if I did not use
-every preventive to undo this new dreadful peril
-to the Fatherland. Prevention spells: 'Increase
-of armaments on land and sea and, indeed, above
-the sea.' That's why I am forced to seize the
-Krupp works if you dare oppose my will——"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"But I don't, Uncle Majesty. I swear I
-don't!" cried Bertha.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The War Lord sunk his penetrating eyes into
-Bertha's as if trying to read the War Lady's very
-thoughts. "Ring for the baby," he said; and
-when the child was brought in he whispered to
-her to dismiss the nurse.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Swear on the life of your child that you will
-not attempt to wrest the control of the Krupp
-works from my agent, or agents, and that your
-factories and shipyards shall ever be at my
-exclusive disposal, your Uncle Majesty to control the
-output and mode of manufacture absolutely, and
-decide on all measures deemed essential for the
-success of the works and the armament and defence
-of the Fatherland."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>For a few moments the War Lady stared at
-the speaker, then allowed him to take her right
-hand and place it on the baby's head.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"I swear," she said in a hardly audible voice.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"On the life of your child," demanded Wilhelm.
-There was a scarcely concealed threat in
-his tones.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Mercy, Uncle Majesty!"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Mercy begins at home. There are thirty
-thousand families depending upon you—all told,
-about one hundred and fifty thousand people are
-living in Essen and suburbs. Do you want to see
-them all wiped off the face of the earth?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"I don't follow, Your Majesty."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"I asked a question; I am not after argument.
-Once more I ask: Would you rather see Essen,
-my fortress of Cologne, Düsseldorf, the whole
-Rhine and Ruhr valleys blasted out of existence
-than say these eight words: 'I swear on the life
-of my child'?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"I can't conceive the meaning of Your
-Majesty's words; but I love my people, and I
-would much rather die myself than have them
-suffer on my account," said the War Lady. She
-kissed the child, and, with tears streaming from
-her eyes, pronounced the fatal words.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"In the name of the Fatherland I thank you,"
-said Wilhelm, touching Bertha's forehead with
-white lips cold as ice. Then, striking a theatrical
-pose, he added: "</span><em class="italics">Si Krupp nobiscum, quis contra
-nos</em><span>?" (If Krupp is with us, who can stand
-against us?) He rang the bell. "Dommes," he
-whispered into the 'phone, adding a word of the
-secret code. Presently there was a knock at the
-door. The War Lord himself opened it. Dommes
-was standing at attention, naked sword in hand.
-A few more words in the secret code. The door
-closed, and Dommes began patrolling the corridor.</span></p>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 4em">
-</div>
-<p class="center pfirst" id="a-great-state-secret"><span class="bold large">CHAPTER XXXI</span></p>
-<p class="center pnext"><span class="bold medium">A GREAT STATE SECRET</span></p>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 2em">
-</div>
-<!-- -->
-<blockquote>
-<div>
-<p class="pfirst"><span>The Great Dundonald Plan—The Menace to Essen—Who
-Holds the Secret?—An Infallible Plan—England
-Will Have to Pay—The World Will be Mine</span></p>
-</div>
-</blockquote>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 2em">
-</div>
-<p class="pfirst"><span>A minute passed while the War Lord listened for
-the steady tread of his epauletted sentinel on the
-marble floor and seemed to count the steps. If
-Dommes had strayed an inch upon the purple
-runner which he was ordered to avoid, Wilhelm
-would have rushed out and abused him for a spy.
-Not until satisfied that the possibility of being
-overheard was out of the question, he told of the
-things weighing upon his mind, or of those, rather,
-that he wanted to weigh on Bertha's mind.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"You heard of Lord Dundonald?" he asked abruptly.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"The father of Baron Cochrane, who announced
-the death of Gordon and the fall of
-Khartoum," replied Bertha. "Gustav met him
-at Brooks's, I believe."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"The desert rider doesn't interest us now,"
-retorted Wilhelm, "though I would love to have
-him on my staff—just the man to lead my African
-forces and to help in the Boer uprising. I am
-talking of Thomas Cochrane, the tenth Earl. Surely
-you learned about his good work against Napoleon
-and his exploits in South American waters? For
-a time he was admiral of the Chilian Fleet, re-entering
-the British naval service in the last years
-of William IV.'s reign."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"I recollect now," said Bertha.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Well, the two elder Dundonalds were scientists,
-like your father and grandfather. Indeed,
-Dundonald </span><em class="italics">grand-père</em><span> made several epoch-making
-chemical discoveries—I suspect Heydebrand is
-stealing his ideas on every hand" (Dr. Ernst von
-Heydebrand, leader of the Agrarian party and a
-husbandman of note), "for Earl Archie enlarged
-on the relations between agriculture and chemistry
-even during the French Revolution; but Thomas
-Dundonald, his son, the same who defeated the
-Corsican at sea, was, or rather is, the man who
-threatens the Fatherland, even though buried these
-fifty years and more. Industry is indebted to him
-for discoveries in the line of compressed air,
-improvements in engines and propellers, but his </span><em class="italics">chef
-d'oeuvre</em><span> was a war machine.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"I tell you, Bertha, it looms up larger and
-larger as the struggle that is sure to come
-approaches—a perpetual threat menacing the
-stability of my Empire.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"The enemy—I mean the British War Office—has
-wrapt that thing of horror in darkest mystery
-ever since its inception a hundred years ago, and
-Haldane is as secretive about it as the Prince
-Regent was in the early decades of the nineteenth
-century.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"During my every visit to England I have
-tried to find out from princes, statesmen and
-military men on the Dundonald plan, only to meet with
-patriotic objections in one place, with bluff in
-another. Lord Roberts went so far as to say there
-was no such thing. But King Edward, when Prince
-of Wales, contradicted Roberts, without suspecting,
-of course, that I had quizzed the Field Marshal.
-He had seen the document, he said; it rested in
-a secret drawer of the War Minister's safe. 'No
-other War Office official has access to it,' he told
-me, 'and it's the only copy in existence.'</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"His word notwithstanding, there was a possibility,
-of course, that the plans of the great war
-machine might be concealed somewhere about
-Lord Dundonald's town residence in Portman
-Square, or in the archives of Gwyrch Castle, his
-seat in Wales, and Wedell has spent ten thousands
-upon ten thousands, bribing confidential servants,
-librarians and secretaries and what not? I had half
-made up my mind to approach the present Earl,
-when Metternich, by the merest accident, came
-upon some of the information sought after.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Bertha," continued Wilhelm, "though we
-don't know its exact nature yet, the last doubt as
-to its limitless efficacy as a destroyer is
-removed—hence, the famous secret of the London War
-Office constitutes a peril to the German Empire
-that only war preparations on the largest possible
-scale can hope to check."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>He dropped into melodramatic style, </span><em class="italics">tutoyering</em><span>
-Bertha: "Dost understand now, child, why I
-contemplated taking over the Krupp works for the
-State in case you failed your Uncle Majesty? Such
-would have been my duty, my sacred duty."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"I understand now, understand fully, and I
-humbly beg Your Majesty's pardon."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"It is granted," said the War Lord, with the
-air of a tyrant annulling a death sentence. "And
-now you want to know about the menace Dundonald's
-plan holds out to Essen, of course. But
-for your fuller understanding we must first go into
-the history of the case."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The War Lord lit a cigarette and settled
-comfortably into his throne chair. "Some two
-years before the battle of Leipzig," he began,
-"Lord Dundonald first startled the British War
-Office by a device for annihilating all fortified
-places and armies of Europe, should Bonaparte
-succeed in uniting them against England.
-However, his plan was so terrible, the Secretary for
-War refused to take the responsibility of either
-rejecting or accepting it, and persuaded the Regent
-to appoint a committee for its investigation </span><em class="italics">en
-camera</em><span>. The Duke of York, Lord Keith, Lord
-Exmouth and the two Congreves were chosen, and
-their verdict was: 'Infallible, irresistible, but too
-inhuman for consideration.' And at that time,
-Bertha, Englishmen and Englishwomen were
-hanged for stealing a sheep or an ell of cotton.
-So you may be sure that Lord Dundonald's war
-machine is no more burdened with sentimentality
-than 'old Fritz' yonder.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"The terrible plan was reluctantly pigeon-holed,
-and, as you know, Prussia, not the English,
-smashed Napoleon.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"In 1817 Lord Dundonald went to South
-America, having previously pledged his word of
-honour that he would not use his invention for the
-benefit of foreigners, and that, on the contrary, it
-should remain for ever at the disposal of England's
-War Office. Later, his lordship confessed that he
-had been tempted time and again to employ his
-invention, but refrained from self-respect.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"After 1832 he was back in London, and
-from then on until his death in 1860 he submitted
-his terrible plan to each succeeding War Minister,
-and each of these gentlemen declared the method
-capable of realisation with the awful results
-predicted by the author, yet too savage for adoption
-by a Christian government.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Followed the Crimean War, with its initial
-anxieties, particularly to my grandmother. To
-her Lord Dundonald, then quite an old man,
-submitted his plan anew, which he said would shorten
-the war; but Queen Victoria hadn't the heart to
-listen to the inhuman proposal. However, Lord
-Palmerston had the invention officially investigated,
-appointing the most progressive scientists
-of the day for the task. As expected, they upheld
-Lord Dundonald's claims in every particular, but
-the inhumanity clause attached forbade its acceptance
-under a ruler like Queen Victoria, and once
-more the plan was shelved.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Of course," added the War Lord, "they
-were fighting against Russia then. If it had been
-Germany, that blackguard Palmerston would have
-hanged the committee that declared against its
-acceptance.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"That happened sixty years ago," he went on,
-"and the British War Office has kept Dundonald's
-terrible plan in reserve ever since. Nor has its
-exact nature leaked out, though time and again
-one or other of the Powers have offered millions
-for the betrayal of the secret. Now, if I had been
-War Lord when Lord Dundonald was travelling
-in Germany—but that's neither here nor there,"
-he added gloomily.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Wilhelm walked to the empty fireplace and
-stared at the lifeless logs, while a sinister and cruel
-expression intensified the brutality of his features,
-"You heard of Frederick the Great stealing the
-dancer La Barbarina from the Venetians, bodily
-snatching her out of the ambassador's coach? So
-would I have kidnapped Lord Dundonald, 70
-Wilhelmstrasse" (the palace of the British
-Embassy) "notwithstanding.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"I would have clapped him into Spandau, and
-kept him at a diet of bread and water until he
-revealed his secret in every detail—yes, and put to
-the test, too. And if starvation hadn't fetched him
-round—why, we have a lot of that Nuremberg
-</span><em class="italics">bric-à-brac</em><span>—thumb-screws, Spanish boots and toys
-of that sort—hidden away in some of the old castles
-and prisons——" True to his habit of manual
-illustration, he described some of the workings of
-the torture machinery by attacking the atmosphere.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"But, as said, it's neither here nor there," he
-resumed finally. "Back to our muttons, then,
-</span><em class="italics">mon amie</em><span>. This is the story which Metternich
-obtained from two sources: Whitehall and
-Gwyrch Castle.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"To-day Dundonald's terrible plan plays a
-more decisive part in England's foreign policy
-than ever, being regarded as the supreme reserve
-force, a reserve force such as the world has never
-dreamt of. Its point is against Germany, as a
-matter of course, but I doubt not that Asquith
-would use it upon his own allies if ever they turned
-against him. Hence, France, Russia, even Japan,
-dare not act independently of Great Britain lest
-she employ Dundonald's terrible secret.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"As to its nature, according to certain vague
-information deduced from some of the late Lord
-Thomas's manuscript notes found at the Welsh
-castle, the hope that in the meantime it had been
-superseded by modern explosives, and that its
-main principle, or allied principles, were no longer
-the last cry in the line of destruction, has proved
-absolutely untenable. His menacing method is as
-infallible and irresistible to-day as it was a hundred
-years ago; all your dynamiters, nitro-glyceriners,
-lydditers and the rest of them notwithstanding,
-Bertha."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The War Lord struck a tragic pose: "To sum
-up, in concocting this crime against humanity the
-English lord degraded his intellect beneath the
-meanest animal. Your poor child," he murmured,
-"like my fortresses and towns on the coast of
-the North Sea or Baltic, so Essen and the peaceful
-Ruhr valley may be swallowed up in the whirlwind
-of his enormities."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"I shall defend my boy with my last breath!"
-cried Bertha, jumping to her feet, "him and all
-my people. Tell me, Uncle Majesty, why is Essen
-especially menaced?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Its proximity to the frontier is our most
-vulnerable point. Pray, and pray hard, Bertha,
-that Wilhelmina remains our friend. If she joined
-our enemies, Lord Dundonald's devilish invention
-might be brought to your very doors, through the
-Zuyder Zee and Waal, and Germany's armoury,
-the Krupp works, obliterated; the Fatherland
-itself could be wiped off the map.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"I hope to prevent this by throwing an iron
-wall across Belgium and Northern France," he
-continued, tracing a line on the wall-map, while
-Bertha faltered out:</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"And this English menace——"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"How it works, you mean? With the resistless
-energy of Etna in eruption and the iron grip
-of the flow of ashes that buried Pompeii and
-Herculaneum. Only here will be no escape by
-water; but for my protecting arm you will all be
-suffocated in bed, or standing or going, as it
-were."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The War Lord stepped to the window and
-looked through the telescope fixed on a stand.
-"As far as the eye travels," he monologued, "one
-vast ghastly cemetery. Every house and cottage a
-grave, this villa a mausoleum."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Save us!" shrieked Bertha. "Your Majesty
-alone can save us!"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"I will," said the War Lord, "my Imperial
-word: they shall not harm a hair on your child's
-head. With the Krupps working according to my
-plans, I will save Essen and my ships and my
-fortresses, too, for danger anticipated is half
-overcome; and when 'The Day' arrives I will move
-so quickly Whitehall won't have time to put the
-Scottish nobleman's surprise into practice. Listen,
-Bertha:</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"The Japs disembarked eight thousand men at
-Sakhalin in a single hour, and whatever these brown
-devils did my army will have to go them one better.
-I will fall on Belgium, and, as I told Krupp, hack
-my way to Calais. By that time, maybe, you will
-have completed the howitzer that, planted at
-Calais, will make Dover Castle tumble into the
-dust. If you haven't, my air fleet alone must
-pull off the job. After closing the mouth of the
-Thames——"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Sheerness to be blockaded?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"By mines, Zeppelin, admiral. And before
-they have recovered from their surprise I will have
-three hundred and fifty thousand men on the way
-to Threadneedle Street. About the same time
-King George and Mr. Asquith, or whoever is in
-power, will get a wireless to the effect that, to the
-indemnity England will have to pay, a thousand
-million pounds will be added if there is an attempt
-to interrupt the march of my armies by using the
-Dundonald plan, or if same is used anywhere or at
-any time against my possessions. My admonition
-will be in time, for to launch an undertaking so
-gigantic as to baffle even the most enterprising of
-your own lieutenants, Bertha, will take the slow
-English months and months; the swiftness of my
-movements, then, can be relied upon to forestall
-the evil intended to make our own warlike
-invention pale into insignificance."</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"But the English fleet, Your Majesty?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Obsolete, old iron so far as the Channel is
-concerned. If I have enough airships, I won't
-bother about George's Dreadnoughts at all, for my
-nine army corps can be shipped from Calais in half
-an hour's time.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"As you know, my latest Zep. carries a
-hundred persons, and I have been talking it over
-with your Board and the Count: there are no
-technical obstacles against the construction of
-airships four times the size; airships can expand even
-more readily than howitzers.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"And the dream of my little girl need not be
-abandoned, either," added the War Lord in softer
-tones, "for the telegram to King George will
-further stipulate that the Dundonald secret must
-be turned over to me, and that I will have a
-hundred hostages to guarantee my absolute monopoly
-of this war machine—all the living war ministers
-and the heads of the families of the war ministers
-for the last hundred years, with a sprinkling of
-dukes, princes, high statesmen and low politicians
-to boot. Lady Warwick has sometimes wondered
-what the English nobility is good for—I'll show
-her.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"The Dundonald secret in my exclusive keeping,"
-concluded Wilhelm, "you can devote the
-Krupp plant in all future to the ideals of the
-pacifists; for the world, awed into submission and
-silence lest I make a vast Pompeii out of a rebel
-country—the world will be mine!"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>With the War Lady's astonished eyes following
-him as he strode the length and breadth of the
-room, the War Lord chuckled to himself. "Lord
-Dundonald's crude notes, found by my agents,
-have put me on the track of the secret; anyhow,
-we are now experimenting in Charlottenburg. My
-experts call it a liquid perambulant fire, a hundred
-per cent. more efficacious than my asphyxiating
-gas for clearing a road through a human wall, as
-each cylinder is guaranteed to lay low man, beast
-and technical obstacle for a space of a hundred
-and more square feet. What do you say to that,
-Bertha?"</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"You are wonderful, Uncle Majesty," said Bertha.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>"Invincible, arm in arm with the War Lady,"
-declaimed Wilhelm.</span></p>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 4em">
-</div>
-<p class="center pfirst"><span class="small">PRINTED BY
-<br />CASSELL &amp; COMPANY, LIMITED, LA BELLE SAUVAGE,
-<br />LONDON, E.C.
-<br />F100.116</span></p>
-<div class="vspace" style="height: 6em">
-</div>
-<!-- -*- encoding: utf-8 -*- -->
-<div class="backmatter">
-</div>
-<p class="pfirst" id="pg-end-line"><span>*** END OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK </span><span>THE SECRET MEMOIRS OF BERTHA KRUPP</span><span> ***</span></p>
-<div class="cleardoublepage">
-</div>
-<div class="language-en level-2 pgfooter section" id="a-word-from-project-gutenberg" xml:lang="en" lang="en">
-<span id="pg-footer"></span><h2 class="level-2 pfirst section-title title"><span>A Word from Project Gutenberg</span></h2>
-<p class="pfirst"><span>We will update this book if we find any errors.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>This book can be found under: </span><a class="reference external" href="http://www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/44979"><span>http://www.gutenberg.org/ebooks/44979</span></a></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Creating the works from public domain print editions means that no one
-owns a United States copyright in these works, so the Foundation (and
-you!) can copy and distribute it in the United States without
-permission and without paying copyright royalties. Special rules, set
-forth in the General Terms of Use part of this license, apply to
-copying and distributing Project Gutenberg™ electronic works to
-protect the Project Gutenberg™ concept and trademark. Project
-Gutenberg is a registered trademark, and may not be used if you charge
-for the eBooks, unless you receive specific permission. If you do not
-charge anything for copies of this eBook, complying with the rules is
-very easy. You may use this eBook for nearly any purpose such as
-creation of derivative works, reports, performances and research.
-They may be modified and printed and given away – you may do
-practically </span><em class="italics">anything</em><span> with public domain eBooks. Redistribution is
-subject to the trademark license, especially commercial
-redistribution.</span></p>
-<div class="level-3 section" id="the-full-project-gutenberg-license">
-<span id="project-gutenberg-license"></span><h3 class="level-3 pfirst section-title title"><span>The Full Project Gutenberg License</span></h3>
-<p class="pfirst"><em class="italics">Please read this before you distribute or use this work.</em></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>To protect the Project Gutenberg™ mission of promoting the free
-distribution of electronic works, by using or distributing this work
-(or any other work associated in any way with the phrase “Project
-Gutenberg”), you agree to comply with all the terms of the Full
-Project Gutenberg™ License available with this file or online at
-</span><a class="reference external" href="http://www.gutenberg.org/license">http://www.gutenberg.org/license</a><span>.</span></p>
-<div class="level-4 section" id="section-1-general-terms-of-use-redistributing-project-gutenberg-electronic-works">
-<h4 class="level-4 pfirst section-title title"><span>Section 1. General Terms of Use &amp; Redistributing Project Gutenberg™ electronic works</span></h4>
-<p class="pfirst"><strong class="bold">1.A.</strong><span> By reading or using any part of this Project Gutenberg™
-electronic work, you indicate that you have read, understand, agree to
-and accept all the terms of this license and intellectual property
-(trademark/copyright) agreement. If you do not agree to abide by all
-the terms of this agreement, you must cease using and return or
-destroy all copies of Project Gutenberg™ electronic works in your
-possession. If you paid a fee for obtaining a copy of or access to a
-Project Gutenberg™ electronic work and you do not agree to be bound by
-the terms of this agreement, you may obtain a refund from the person
-or entity to whom you paid the fee as set forth in paragraph 1.E.8.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><strong class="bold">1.B.</strong><span> “Project Gutenberg” is a registered trademark. It may only be
-used on or associated in any way with an electronic work by people who
-agree to be bound by the terms of this agreement. There are a few
-things that you can do with most Project Gutenberg™ electronic works
-even without complying with the full terms of this agreement. See
-paragraph 1.C below. There are a lot of things you can do with Project
-Gutenberg™ electronic works if you follow the terms of this agreement
-and help preserve free future access to Project Gutenberg™ electronic
-works. See paragraph 1.E below.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><strong class="bold">1.C.</strong><span> The Project Gutenberg Literary Archive Foundation (“the
-Foundation” or PGLAF), owns a compilation copyright in the collection
-of Project Gutenberg™ electronic works. Nearly all the individual
-works in the collection are in the public domain in the United
-States. If an individual work is in the public domain in the United
-States and you are located in the United States, we do not claim a
-right to prevent you from copying, distributing, performing,
-displaying or creating derivative works based on the work as long as
-all references to Project Gutenberg are removed. Of course, we hope
-that you will support the Project Gutenberg™ mission of promoting free
-access to electronic works by freely sharing Project Gutenberg™ works
-in compliance with the terms of this agreement for keeping the Project
-Gutenberg™ name associated with the work. You can easily comply with
-the terms of this agreement by keeping this work in the same format
-with its attached full Project Gutenberg™ License when you share it
-without charge with others.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"></p>
-<p class="pnext"><strong class="bold">1.D.</strong><span> The copyright laws of the place where you are located also
-govern what you can do with this work. Copyright laws in most
-countries are in a constant state of change. If you are outside the
-United States, check the laws of your country in addition to the terms
-of this agreement before downloading, copying, displaying, performing,
-distributing or creating derivative works based on this work or any
-other Project Gutenberg™ work. The Foundation makes no
-representations concerning the copyright status of any work in any
-country outside the United States.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><strong class="bold">1.E.</strong><span> Unless you have removed all references to Project Gutenberg:</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><strong class="bold">1.E.1.</strong><span> The following sentence, with active links to, or other
-immediate access to, the full Project Gutenberg™ License must appear
-prominently whenever any copy of a Project Gutenberg™ work (any work
-on which the phrase “Project Gutenberg” appears, or with which the
-phrase “Project Gutenberg” is associated) is accessed, displayed,
-performed, viewed, copied or distributed:</span></p>
-<blockquote>
-<div>
-<p class="pfirst"><span>This eBook is for the use of anyone anywhere at no cost and with
-almost no restrictions whatsoever. You may copy it, give it away or
-re-use it under the terms of the Project Gutenberg License included
-with this eBook or online at </span><a class="reference external" href="http://www.gutenberg.org">http://www.gutenberg.org</a></p>
-</div>
-</blockquote>
-<p class="pfirst"><strong class="bold">1.E.2.</strong><span> If an individual Project Gutenberg™ electronic work is
-derived from the public domain (does not contain a notice indicating
-that it is posted with permission of the copyright holder), the work
-can be copied and distributed to anyone in the United States without
-paying any fees or charges. If you are redistributing or providing
-access to a work with the phrase “Project Gutenberg” associated with
-or appearing on the work, you must comply either with the requirements
-of paragraphs 1.E.1 through 1.E.7 or obtain permission for the use of
-the work and the Project Gutenberg™ trademark as set forth in
-paragraphs 1.E.8 or 1.E.9.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><strong class="bold">1.E.3.</strong><span> If an individual Project Gutenberg™ electronic work is
-posted with the permission of the copyright holder, your use and
-distribution must comply with both paragraphs 1.E.1 through 1.E.7 and
-any additional terms imposed by the copyright holder. Additional terms
-will be linked to the Project Gutenberg™ License for all works posted
-with the permission of the copyright holder found at the beginning of
-this work.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><strong class="bold">1.E.4.</strong><span> Do not unlink or detach or remove the full Project
-Gutenberg™ License terms from this work, or any files containing a
-part of this work or any other work associated with Project
-Gutenberg™.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><strong class="bold">1.E.5.</strong><span> Do not copy, display, perform, distribute or redistribute
-this electronic work, or any part of this electronic work, without
-prominently displaying the sentence set forth in paragraph 1.E.1 with
-active links or immediate access to the full terms of the Project
-Gutenberg™ License.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><strong class="bold">1.E.6.</strong><span> You may convert to and distribute this work in any binary,
-compressed, marked up, nonproprietary or proprietary form, including
-any word processing or hypertext form. However, if you provide access
-to or distribute copies of a Project Gutenberg™ work in a format other
-than “Plain Vanilla ASCII” or other format used in the official
-version posted on the official Project Gutenberg™ web site
-(</span><a class="reference external" href="http://www.gutenberg.org">http://www.gutenberg.org</a><span>), you must, at no additional cost, fee or
-expense to the user, provide a copy, a means of exporting a copy, or a
-means of obtaining a copy upon request, of the work in its original
-“Plain Vanilla ASCII” or other form. Any alternate format must include
-the full Project Gutenberg™ License as specified in paragraph 1.E.1.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><strong class="bold">1.E.7.</strong><span> Do not charge a fee for access to, viewing, displaying,
-performing, copying or distributing any Project Gutenberg™ works
-unless you comply with paragraph 1.E.8 or 1.E.9.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><strong class="bold">1.E.8.</strong><span> You may charge a reasonable fee for copies of or providing
-access to or distributing Project Gutenberg™ electronic works provided
-that</span></p>
-<ul class="open">
-<li><p class="first pfirst"><span>You pay a royalty fee of 20% of the gross profits you derive from
-the use of Project Gutenberg™ works calculated using the method you
-already use to calculate your applicable taxes. The fee is owed to
-the owner of the Project Gutenberg™ trademark, but he has agreed to
-donate royalties under this paragraph to the Project Gutenberg
-Literary Archive Foundation. Royalty payments must be paid within 60
-days following each date on which you prepare (or are legally
-required to prepare) your periodic tax returns. Royalty payments
-should be clearly marked as such and sent to the Project Gutenberg
-Literary Archive Foundation at the address specified in Section 4,
-“Information about donations to the Project Gutenberg Literary
-Archive Foundation.”</span></p>
-</li>
-<li><p class="first pfirst"><span>You provide a full refund of any money paid by a user who notifies
-you in writing (or by e-mail) within 30 days of receipt that s/he
-does not agree to the terms of the full Project Gutenberg™
-License. You must require such a user to return or destroy all
-copies of the works possessed in a physical medium and discontinue
-all use of and all access to other copies of Project Gutenberg™
-works.</span></p>
-</li>
-<li><p class="first pfirst"><span>You provide, in accordance with paragraph 1.F.3, a full refund of
-any money paid for a work or a replacement copy, if a defect in the
-electronic work is discovered and reported to you within 90 days of
-receipt of the work.</span></p>
-</li>
-<li><p class="first pfirst"><span>You comply with all other terms of this agreement for free
-distribution of Project Gutenberg™ works.</span></p>
-</li>
-</ul>
-<p class="pfirst"><strong class="bold">1.E.9.</strong><span> If you wish to charge a fee or distribute a Project
-Gutenberg™ electronic work or group of works on different terms than
-are set forth in this agreement, you must obtain permission in writing
-from both the Project Gutenberg Literary Archive Foundation and
-Michael Hart, the owner of the Project Gutenberg™ trademark. Contact
-the Foundation as set forth in Section 3. below.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><strong class="bold">1.F.</strong></p>
-<p class="pnext"><strong class="bold">1.F.1.</strong><span> Project Gutenberg volunteers and employees expend
-considerable effort to identify, do copyright research on, transcribe
-and proofread public domain works in creating the Project Gutenberg™
-collection. Despite these efforts, Project Gutenberg™ electronic
-works, and the medium on which they may be stored, may contain
-“Defects,” such as, but not limited to, incomplete, inaccurate or
-corrupt data, transcription errors, a copyright or other intellectual
-property infringement, a defective or damaged disk or other medium, a
-computer virus, or computer codes that damage or cannot be read by
-your equipment.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><strong class="bold">1.F.2.</strong><span> LIMITED WARRANTY, DISCLAIMER OF DAMAGES – Except for the
-“Right of Replacement or Refund” described in paragraph 1.F.3, the
-Project Gutenberg Literary Archive Foundation, the owner of the
-Project Gutenberg™ trademark, and any other party distributing a
-Project Gutenberg™ electronic work under this agreement, disclaim all
-liability to you for damages, costs and expenses, including legal
-fees. YOU AGREE THAT YOU HAVE NO REMEDIES FOR NEGLIGENCE, STRICT
-LIABILITY, BREACH OF WARRANTY OR BREACH OF CONTRACT EXCEPT THOSE
-PROVIDED IN PARAGRAPH 1.F.3. YOU AGREE THAT THE FOUNDATION, THE
-TRADEMARK OWNER, AND ANY DISTRIBUTOR UNDER THIS AGREEMENT WILL NOT BE
-LIABLE TO YOU FOR ACTUAL, DIRECT, INDIRECT, CONSEQUENTIAL, PUNITIVE OR
-INCIDENTAL DAMAGES EVEN IF YOU GIVE NOTICE OF THE POSSIBILITY OF SUCH
-DAMAGE.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><strong class="bold">1.F.3.</strong><span> LIMITED RIGHT OF REPLACEMENT OR REFUND – If you discover a
-defect in this electronic work within 90 days of receiving it, you can
-receive a refund of the money (if any) you paid for it by sending a
-written explanation to the person you received the work from. If you
-received the work on a physical medium, you must return the medium
-with your written explanation. The person or entity that provided you
-with the defective work may elect to provide a replacement copy in
-lieu of a refund. If you received the work electronically, the person
-or entity providing it to you may choose to give you a second
-opportunity to receive the work electronically in lieu of a refund. If
-the second copy is also defective, you may demand a refund in writing
-without further opportunities to fix the problem.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><strong class="bold">1.F.4.</strong><span> Except for the limited right of replacement or refund set
-forth in paragraph 1.F.3, this work is provided to you ‘AS-IS,’ WITH
-NO OTHER WARRANTIES OF ANY KIND, EXPRESS OR IMPLIED, INCLUDING BUT NOT
-LIMITED TO WARRANTIES OF MERCHANTABILITY OR FITNESS FOR ANY PURPOSE.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><strong class="bold">1.F.5.</strong><span> Some states do not allow disclaimers of certain implied
-warranties or the exclusion or limitation of certain types of
-damages. If any disclaimer or limitation set forth in this agreement
-violates the law of the state applicable to this agreement, the
-agreement shall be interpreted to make the maximum disclaimer or
-limitation permitted by the applicable state law. The invalidity or
-unenforceability of any provision of this agreement shall not void the
-remaining provisions.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><strong class="bold">1.F.6.</strong><span> INDEMNITY – You agree to indemnify and hold the Foundation,
-the trademark owner, any agent or employee of the Foundation, anyone
-providing copies of Project Gutenberg™ electronic works in accordance
-with this agreement, and any volunteers associated with the
-production, promotion and distribution of Project Gutenberg™
-electronic works, harmless from all liability, costs and expenses,
-including legal fees, that arise directly or indirectly from any of
-the following which you do or cause to occur: (a) distribution of this
-or any Project Gutenberg™ work, (b) alteration, modification, or
-additions or deletions to any Project Gutenberg™ work, and (c) any
-Defect you cause.</span></p>
-</div>
-<div class="level-4 section" id="section-2-information-about-the-mission-of-project-gutenberg">
-<h4 class="level-4 pfirst section-title title"><span>Section 2. Information about the Mission of Project Gutenberg™</span></h4>
-<p class="pfirst"><span>Project Gutenberg™ is synonymous with the free distribution of
-electronic works in formats readable by the widest variety of
-computers including obsolete, old, middle-aged and new computers. It
-exists because of the efforts of hundreds of volunteers and donations
-from people in all walks of life.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Volunteers and financial support to provide volunteers with the
-assistance they need, is critical to reaching Project Gutenberg™'s
-goals and ensuring that the Project Gutenberg™ collection will remain
-freely available for generations to come. In 2001, the Project
-Gutenberg Literary Archive Foundation was created to provide a secure
-and permanent future for Project Gutenberg™ and future generations. To
-learn more about the Project Gutenberg Literary Archive Foundation and
-how your efforts and donations can help, see Sections 3 and 4 and the
-Foundation web page at </span><a class="reference external" href="http://www.pglaf.org">http://www.pglaf.org</a><span> .</span></p>
-</div>
-<div class="level-4 section" id="section-3-information-about-the-project-gutenberg-literary-archive-foundation">
-<h4 class="level-4 pfirst section-title title"><span>Section 3. Information about the Project Gutenberg Literary Archive Foundation</span></h4>
-<p class="pfirst"><span>The Project Gutenberg Literary Archive Foundation is a non profit
-501(c)(3) educational corporation organized under the laws of the
-state of Mississippi and granted tax exempt status by the Internal
-Revenue Service. The Foundation's EIN or federal tax identification
-number is 64-6221541. Its 501(c)(3) letter is posted at
-</span><a class="reference external" href="http://www.gutenberg.org/fundraising/pglaf">http://www.gutenberg.org/fundraising/pglaf</a><span> . Contributions to the
-Project Gutenberg Literary Archive Foundation are tax deductible to
-the full extent permitted by U.S. federal laws and your state's laws.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The Foundation's principal office is located at 4557 Melan Dr.
-S. Fairbanks, AK, 99712., but its volunteers and employees are
-scattered throughout numerous locations. Its business office is
-located at 809 North 1500 West, Salt Lake City, UT 84116, (801)
-596-1887, email </span><a class="reference external" href="mailto:business@pglaf.org">business@pglaf.org</a><span>. Email contact links and up to date
-contact information can be found at the Foundation's web site and
-official page at </span><a class="reference external" href="http://www.pglaf.org">http://www.pglaf.org</a></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>For additional contact information:</span></p>
-<blockquote>
-<div>
-<div class="line-block outermost">
-<div class="line"><span>Dr. Gregory B. Newby</span></div>
-<div class="line"><span>Chief Executive and Director</span></div>
-<div class="line"><a class="reference external" href="mailto:gbnewby@pglaf.org">gbnewby@pglaf.org</a></div>
-</div>
-</div>
-</blockquote>
-</div>
-<div class="level-4 section" id="section-4-information-about-donations-to-the-project-gutenberg-literary-archive-foundation">
-<h4 class="level-4 pfirst section-title title"><span>Section 4. Information about Donations to the Project Gutenberg Literary Archive Foundation</span></h4>
-<p class="pfirst"><span>Project Gutenberg™ depends upon and cannot survive without wide spread
-public support and donations to carry out its mission of increasing
-the number of public domain and licensed works that can be freely
-distributed in machine readable form accessible by the widest array of
-equipment including outdated equipment. Many small donations ($1 to
-$5,000) are particularly important to maintaining tax exempt status
-with the IRS.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>The Foundation is committed to complying with the laws regulating
-charities and charitable donations in all 50 states of the United
-States. Compliance requirements are not uniform and it takes a
-considerable effort, much paperwork and many fees to meet and keep up
-with these requirements. We do not solicit donations in locations
-where we have not received written confirmation of compliance. To SEND
-DONATIONS or determine the status of compliance for any particular
-state visit </span><a class="reference external" href="http://www.gutenberg.org/fundraising/donate">http://www.gutenberg.org/fundraising/donate</a></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>While we cannot and do not solicit contributions from states where we
-have not met the solicitation requirements, we know of no prohibition
-against accepting unsolicited donations from donors in such states who
-approach us with offers to donate.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>International donations are gratefully accepted, but we cannot make
-any statements concerning tax treatment of donations received from
-outside the United States. U.S. laws alone swamp our small staff.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Please check the Project Gutenberg Web pages for current donation
-methods and addresses. Donations are accepted in a number of other
-ways including checks, online payments and credit card donations. To
-donate, please visit: </span><a class="reference external" href="http://www.gutenberg.org/fundraising/donate">http://www.gutenberg.org/fundraising/donate</a></p>
-</div>
-<div class="level-4 section" id="section-5-general-information-about-project-gutenberg-electronic-works">
-<h4 class="level-4 pfirst section-title title"><span>Section 5. General Information About Project Gutenberg™ electronic works.</span></h4>
-<p class="pfirst"><span>Professor Michael S. Hart is the originator of the Project Gutenberg™
-concept of a library of electronic works that could be freely shared
-with anyone. For thirty years, he produced and distributed Project
-Gutenberg™ eBooks with only a loose network of volunteer support.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Project Gutenberg™ eBooks are often created from several printed
-editions, all of which are confirmed as Public Domain in the
-U.S. unless a copyright notice is included. Thus, we do not
-necessarily keep eBooks in compliance with any particular paper
-edition.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Each eBook is in a subdirectory of the same number as the eBook's
-eBook number, often in several formats including plain vanilla ASCII,
-compressed (zipped), HTML and others.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Corrected </span><em class="italics">editions</em><span> of our eBooks replace the old file and take over
-the old filename and etext number. The replaced older file is
-renamed. </span><em class="italics">Versions</em><span> based on separate sources are treated as new
-eBooks receiving new filenames and etext numbers.</span></p>
-<p class="pnext"><span>Most people start at our Web site which has the main PG search
-facility:</span></p>
-<blockquote>
-<div>
-<p class="pfirst"><a class="reference external" href="http://www.gutenberg.org">http://www.gutenberg.org</a></p>
-</div>
-</blockquote>
-<p class="pfirst"><span>This Web site includes information about Project Gutenberg™, including
-how to make donations to the Project Gutenberg Literary Archive
-Foundation, how to help produce our new eBooks, and how to subscribe
-to our email newsletter to hear about new eBooks.</span></p>
-</div>
-</div>
-</div>
-</div>
-</body>
-</html>