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+Project Gutenberg's The Celt and Saxon, Complete, by George Meredith
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+Title: The Celt and Saxon, Complete
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+Author: George Meredith
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+Release Date: October 13, 2006 [EBook #4491]
+Last Updated: February 26, 2018
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+*** START OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK THE CELT AND SAXON, COMPLETE ***
+
+
+
+Produced by David Widger
+
+
+
+
+
+CELT AND SAXON
+
+
+By George Meredith
+
+
+1910.
+
+
+
+
+CONTENTS
+
+ BOOK 1.
+ I. WHEREIN AN EXCURSION IS MADE IN A CELTIC MIND
+ II. MR. ADISTER
+ III. CAROLINE
+ IV. THE PRINCESS
+ V. AT THE PIANOS CHIEFLY WITHOUT MUSIC
+ VI. A CONSULTATION: WITH OPINIONS UPON WELSH WOMEN AND THE CAMBRIAN
+ RACE
+ VII. THE MINIATURE
+ VIII. CAPTAIN CON AND MRS. ADISTER O'DONNELL
+ IX. THE CAPTAIN'S CABIN
+ X. THE BROTHERS
+ XI. INTRODUCING A NEW CHARACTER
+
+ BOOK 2.
+ XII. MISS MATTOCK
+ XIII. THE DINNER-PARTY
+ XIV. OF ROCKNEY
+ XV. THE MATTOCK FAMILY
+ XVI. OF THE GREAT MR. BULL AND THE CELTIC AND SAXON VIEW OF HIM:
+ AND SOMETHING OF RICHARD ROCKNEY
+ XVII. CROSSING THE RUBICON
+ XVIII. CAPTAIN CON'S LETTER
+ XIX. MARS CONVALESCENT
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER I. WHEREIN AN EXCURSION IS MADE IN A CELTIC MIND
+
+A young Irish gentleman of the numerous clan O'Donnells, and a Patrick,
+hardly a distinction of him until we know him, had bound himself, by
+purchase of a railway-ticket, to travel direct to the borders of North
+Wales, on a visit to a notable landowner of those marches, the Squire
+Adister, whose family-seat was where the hills begin to lift and spy
+into the heart of black mountains. Examining his ticket with an apparent
+curiosity, the son of a greener island debated whether it would not be
+better for him to follow his inclinations, now that he had gone so far
+as to pay for the journey, and stay. But his inclinations were also
+subject to question, upon his considering that he had expended pounds
+English for the privilege of making the journey in this very train. He
+asked himself earnestly what was the nature of the power which forced
+him to do it--a bad genius or a good: and it seemed to him a sort of
+answer, inasmuch as it silenced the contending parties, that he had been
+the victim of an impetus. True; still his present position involved a
+certain outlay of money simply, not at all his bondage to the instrument
+it had procured for him, and that was true; nevertheless, to buy a
+ticket to shy it away is an incident so uncommon, that if we can but
+pause to dwell on the singularity of the act, we are unlikely to abjure
+our fellowship with them who would not be guilty of it; and therefore,
+by the aid of his reflections and a remainder of the impetus, Mr.
+Patrick O'Donnell stepped into a carriage of the train like any
+ordinary English traveller, between whom and his destination there is an
+agreement to meet if they can.
+
+It is an experience of hesitating minds, be they Saxon or others, that
+when we have submitted our persons to the charge of public companies,
+immediately, as if the renouncing of our independence into their
+hands had given us a taste of a will of our own, we are eager for the
+performance of their contract to do what we are only half inclined to;
+the train cannot go fast enough to please us, though we could excuse
+it for breaking down; stoppages at stations are impertinences, and the
+delivery of us at last on the platform is an astonishment, for it is not
+we who have done it--we have not even desired it. To be imperfectly in
+accord with the velocity precipitating us upon a certain point, is to
+be going without our heads, which have so much the habit of supposing
+it must be whither we intend, when we go in a determined manner, that
+a doubt of it distracts the understanding--decapitates us; suddenly
+to alight, moreover, and find ourselves dropped at the heels of flying
+Time, like an unconsidered bundle, is anything but a reconstruction of
+the edifice. The natural revelry of the blood in speed suffers a violent
+shock, not to speak of our notion of being left behind, quite isolated
+and unsound. Or, if you insist, the condition shall be said to belong
+exclusively to Celtic nature, seeing that it had been drawn directly
+from a scion of one of those tribes.
+
+Young Patrick jumped from the train as headless as good St. Denis. He
+was a juvenile thinker, and to discover himself here, where he both
+wished and wished not to be, now deeming the negative sternly in the
+ascendant, flicked his imagination with awe of the influence of the
+railway service upon the destinies of man. Settling a mental debate
+about a backward flight, he drove across the land so foreign to his eyes
+and affections, and breasted a strong tide of wishes that it were in a
+contrary direction. He would rather have looked upon the desert under
+a sand-storm, or upon a London suburb yet he looked thirstingly. Each
+variation of landscape of the curved highway offered him in a moment
+decisive features: he fitted them to a story he knew: the whole circle
+was animated by a couple of pale mounted figures beneath no happy light.
+For this was the air once breathed by Adiante Adister, his elder brother
+Philip's love and lost love: here she had been to Philip flame along
+the hill-ridges, his rose-world in the dust-world, the saintly in his
+earthly. And how had she rewarded him for that reverential love of her?
+She had forborne to kill him. The bitter sylph of the mountain lures men
+to climb till she winds them in vapour and leaves them groping, innocent
+of the red crags below. The delicate thing had not picked his bones:
+Patrick admitted it; he had seen his brother hale and stout not long
+back. But oh! she was merciless, she was a witch. If ever queen-witch
+was, she was the crowned one!
+
+For a personal proof, now: he had her all round him in a strange
+district though he had never cast eye on her. Yonder bare hill she came
+racing up with a plume in the wind: she was over the long brown moor,
+look where he would: and vividly was she beside the hurrying beck where
+it made edges and chattered white. He had not seen, he could not imagine
+her face: angelic dashed with demon beauty, was his idea of the woman,
+and there is little of a portrait in that; but he was of a world where
+the elemental is more individual than the concrete, and unconceived
+of sight she was a recognised presence for the green-island brain of a
+youth whose manner of hating was to conjure her spirit from the air and
+let fly his own in pursuit of her.
+
+It has to be stated that the object of the youngster's expedition to
+Earlsfont was perfectly simple in his mind, however much it went against
+his nature to perform it. He came for the purpose of obtaining Miss
+Adister's Continental address; to gather what he could of her from her
+relatives, and then forthwith to proceed in search of her, that he might
+plead with her on behalf of his brother Philip, after a four years'
+division of the lovers. Could anything be simpler? He had familiarised
+himself with the thought of his advocacy during those four years. His
+reluctance to come would have been accountable to the Adisters by a
+sentiment of shame at his family's dealings with theirs: in fact, a
+military captain of the O'Donnells had in old days played the adventurer
+and charmed a maid of a certain age into yielding her hand to him; and
+the lady was the squire of Earlsfont's only sister: she possessed funded
+property. Shortly after the union, as one that has achieved the goal
+of enterprise, the gallant officer retired from the service nor did
+north-western England put much to his credit the declaration of his
+wife's pronouncing him to be the best of husbands. She naturally said it
+of him in eulogy; his own relatives accepted it in some contempt, mixed
+with a relish of his hospitality: his wife's were constant in citing his
+gain by the marriage. Could he possibly have been less than that? they
+exclaimed. An excellent husband, who might easily have been less than
+that, he was the most devoted of cousins, and the liberal expenditure of
+his native eloquence for the furtherance of Philip's love-suit was the
+principal cause of the misfortune, if misfortune it could subsequently
+be called to lose an Adiante.
+
+The Adister family were not gifted to read into the heart of a young man
+of a fanciful turn. Patrick had not a thought of shame devolving on him
+from a kinsman that had shot at a mark and hit it. Who sees the shame
+of taking an apple from a garden of the Hesperides? And as England
+cultivates those golden, if sometimes wrinkled, fruits, it would have
+seemed to him, in thinking about it, an entirely lucky thing for the
+finder; while a question of blood would have fired his veins to rival
+heat of self-assertion, very loftily towering: there were Kings in
+Ireland: cry for one of them in Uladh and you will hear his name, and
+he has descendants yet! But the youth was not disposed unnecessarily
+to blazon his princeliness. He kept it in modest reserve, as common
+gentlemen keep their physical strength. His reluctance to look on
+Earlsfont sprang from the same source as unacknowledged craving to see
+the place, which had precipitated him thus far upon his road: he had a
+horror of scenes where a faithless girl had betrayed her lover. Love was
+his visionary temple, and his idea of love was the solitary light in
+it, painfully susceptible to coldair currents from the stories of love
+abroad over the world. Faithlessness he conceived to be obnoxious to
+nature; it stained the earth and was excommunicated; there could be no
+pardon of the crime, barely any for repentance. He conceived it in the
+feminine; for men are not those holy creatures whose conduct strikes on
+the soul with direct edge: a faithless man is but a general villain or
+funny monster, a subject rejected of poets, taking no hue in the flat
+chronicle of history: but a faithless woman, how shall we speak of her!
+Women, sacredly endowed with beauty and the wonderful vibrating note
+about the very mention of them, are criminal to hideousness when they
+betray. Cry, False! on them, and there is an instant echo of bleeding
+males in many circles, like the poor quavering flute-howl of transformed
+beasts, which at some remembering touch bewail their higher state. Those
+women are sovereignly attractive, too, loathsomely. Therein you may
+detect the fiend.
+
+Our moralist had for some time been glancing at a broad, handsome
+old country mansion on the top of a wooded hill backed by a swarm of
+mountain heads all purple-dark under clouds flying thick to shallow,
+as from a brush of sepia. The dim silver of half-lighted lakewater shot
+along below the terrace. He knew the kind of sky, having oftener seen
+that than any other, and he knew the house before it was named to him
+and he had flung a discolouring thought across it. He contemplated it
+placably and studiously, perhaps because the shower-folding armies of
+the fields above likened its shadowed stillness to that of his Irish
+home. There had this woman lived! At the name of Earlsfont she became
+this witch, snake, deception. Earlsfont was the title and summary of her
+black story: the reverberation of the word shook up all the chapters to
+pour out their poison.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER II. MR. ADISTER
+
+Mr. Patrick O'Donnell drove up to the gates of Earlsfont notwithstanding
+these emotions, upon which light matter it is the habit of men of his
+blood too much to brood; though it is for our better future to have a
+capacity for them, and the insensible race is the oxenish.
+
+But if he did so when alone, the second man residing in the Celt put
+that fellow by and at once assumed the social character on his being
+requested to follow his card into Mr. Adister's library. He took his
+impression of the hall that had heard her voice, the stairs she had
+descended, the door she had passed through, and the globes she had
+perchance laid hand on, and the old mappemonde, and the severely-shining
+orderly regiment of books breathing of her whether she had opened them
+or not, as he bowed to his host, and in reply to, 'So, sir! I am glad
+to see you,' said swimmingly that Earlsfont was the first house he had
+visited in this country: and the scenery reminded him of his part of
+Ireland: and on landing at Holyhead he had gone off straight to the
+metropolis by appointment to meet his brother Philip, just returned
+from Canada a full captain, who heartily despatched his compliments and
+respects, and hoped to hear of perfect health in this quarter of the
+world. And Captain Con the same, and he was very flourishing.
+
+Patrick's opening speech concluded on the sound of a short laugh coming
+from Mr. Adister.
+
+It struck the young Irishman's ear as injurious and scornful in relation
+to Captain Con; but the remark ensuing calmed him:
+
+'He has no children.'
+
+'No, sir; Captain Con wasn't born to increase the number of our clan,'
+Patrick rejoined; and thought: By heaven! I get a likeness of her out
+of you, with a dash of the mother mayhap somewhere. This was his
+Puck-manner of pulling a girdle round about from what was foremost in
+his head to the secret of his host's quiet observation; for, guessing
+that such features as he beheld would be slumped on a handsome family,
+he was led by the splendid severity of their lines to perceive an
+illimitable pride in the man likely to punish him in his offspring, who
+would inherit that as well; so, as is the way with the livelier races,
+whether they seize first or second the matter or the spirit of what
+they hear, the vivid indulgence of his own ideas helped him to catch
+the right meaning by the tail, and he was enlightened upon a domestic
+unhappiness, although Mr. Adister had not spoken miserably. The 'dash of
+the mother' was thrown in to make Adiante, softer, and leave a loophole
+for her relenting.
+
+The master of Earlsfont stood for a promise of beauty in his issue,
+requiring to be softened at the mouth and along the brows, even in men.
+He was tall, and had clear Greek outlines: the lips were locked metal,
+thin as edges of steel, and his eyes, when he directed them on the
+person he addressed or the person speaking, were as little varied by
+motion of the lids as eyeballs of a stone bust. If they expressed more,
+because they were not sculptured eyes, it was the expression of his
+high and frigid nature rather than any of the diversities pertaining to
+sentiment and shades of meaning.
+
+'You have had the bequest of an estate,' Mr. Adister said, to compliment
+him by touching on his affairs.
+
+'A small one; not a quarter of a county,' said Patrick.
+
+'Productive, sir?'
+
+''Tis a tramp of discovery, sir, to where bog ends and cultivation
+begins.'
+
+'Bequeathed to you exclusively over the head of your elder brother, I
+understand.'
+
+Patrick nodded assent. 'But my purse is Philip's, and my house, and my
+horses.'
+
+'Not bequeathed by a member of your family?'
+
+'By a distant cousin, chancing to have been one of my godmothers.'
+
+'Women do these things,' Mr. Adister said, not in perfect approbation of
+their doings.
+
+'And I think too, it might have gone to the elder,' Patrick replied to
+his tone.
+
+'It is not your intention to be an idle gentleman?'
+
+'No, nor a vagrant Irishman, sir.'
+
+'You propose to sit down over there?'
+
+'When I've more brains to be of service to them and the land, I do.'
+
+Mr. Adister pulled the arm of his chair. 'The professions are crammed.
+An Irish gentleman owning land might do worse. I am in favour of some
+degree of military training for all gentlemen. You hunt?'
+
+Patrick's look was, 'Give me a chance'; and Mr. Adister continued: 'Good
+runs are to be had here; you shall try them. You are something of a
+shot, I suppose. We hear of gentlemen now who neither hunt nor shoot.
+You fence?'
+
+'That's to say, I've had lessons in the art.'
+
+'I am not aware that there is now an art of fencing taught in Ireland.'
+
+'Nor am I,' said Patrick; 'though there's no knowing what goes on in the
+cabins.'
+
+Mr. Adister appeared to acquiesce. Observations of sly import went by
+him like the whispering wind.
+
+'Your priests should know,' he said.
+
+To this Patrick thought it well not to reply. After a pause between
+them, he referred to the fencing.
+
+'I was taught by a Parisian master of the art, sir.'
+
+'You have been to Paris?'
+
+'I was educated in Paris.'
+
+'How? Ah!' Mr. Adister corrected himself in the higher notes of
+recollection. 'I think I have heard something of a Jesuit seminary.'
+
+'The Fathers did me the service to knock all I know into me, and call it
+education, by courtesy,' said Patrick, basking in the unobscured frown
+of his host.
+
+'Then you are accustomed to speak French?' The interrogation was put to
+extract some balm from the circumstance.
+
+Patrick tried his art of fence with the absurdity by saying: 'All but
+like a native.'
+
+'These Jesuits taught you the use of the foils?'
+
+'They allowed me the privilege of learning, sir.'
+
+After meditation, Mr. Adister said: 'You don't dance?' He said it
+speculating on the' kind of gentleman produced in Paris by the disciples
+of Loyola.
+
+'Pardon me, sir, you hit on another of my accomplishments.'
+
+'These Jesuits encourage dancing?'
+
+'The square dance--short of the embracing: the valse is under
+interdict.'
+
+Mr. Adister peered into his brows profoundly for a glimpse of the
+devilry in that exclusion of the valse.
+
+What object had those people in encouraging the young fellow to be a
+perfect fencer and dancer, so that he should be of the school of the
+polite world, and yet subservient to them?
+
+'Thanks to the Jesuits, then, you are almost a Parisian,' he remarked;
+provoking the retort:
+
+'Thanks to them, I've stored a little, and Paris is to me as pure a
+place as four whitewashed walls:' Patrick added: 'without a shadow of a
+monk on them.' Perhaps it was thrown in for the comfort of mundane ears
+afflicted sorely, and no point of principle pertained to the slur on a
+monk.
+
+Mr. Adister could have exclaimed, That shadow of the monk! had he been
+in an exclamatory mood. He said: 'They have not made a monk of you,
+then.'
+
+Patrick was minded to explain how that the Jesuits are a religious order
+exercising worldly weapons. The lack of precise words admonished him of
+the virtue of silence, and he retreated--with a quiet negative: 'They
+have not.'
+
+'Then, you are no Jesuit?' he was asked.
+
+Thinking it scarcely required a response, he shrugged.
+
+'You would not change your religion, sir?' said Mr. Adister in seeming
+anger.
+
+Patrick thought he would have to rise: he half fancied himself summoned
+to change his religion or depart from the house.
+
+'Not I,' said he.
+
+'Not for the title of Prince?' he was further pressed, and he replied:
+
+'I don't happen to have an ambition for the title of Prince.'
+
+'Or any title!' interjected Mr. Adister, 'or whatever the devil can
+offer!--or,' he spoke more pointedly, 'for what fools call a brilliant
+marriage?'
+
+'My religion?' Patrick now treated the question seriously and raised his
+head: 'I'd not suffer myself to be asked twice.'
+
+The sceptical northern-blue eyes of his host dwelt on him with their
+full repellent stare.
+
+The young Catholic gentleman expected he might hear a frenetic zealot
+roar out: Be off!
+
+He was not immediately reassured by the words 'Dead or alive, then, you
+have a father!'
+
+The spectacle of a state of excitement without a show of feeling was
+novel to Patrick. He began to see that he was not implicated in a wrath
+that referred to some great offender, and Mr. Adister soon confirmed his
+view by saying: 'You are no disgrace to your begetting, sir!'
+
+With that he quitted his chair, and hospitably proposed to conduct his
+guest over the house and grounds.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER III. CAROLINE
+
+Men of the Adister family having taken to themselves brides of a very
+dusty pedigree from the Principality, there were curious rough
+heirlooms to be seen about the house, shields on the armoury walls and
+hunting-horns, and drinking-horns, and spears, and chain-belts bearing
+clasps of heads of beasts; old gold ornaments, torques, blue-stone
+necklaces, under glass-cases, were in the library; huge rings that must
+have given the wearers fearful fists; a shirt of coarse linen with a
+pale brown spot on the breast, like a fallen beech-leaf; and many sealed
+parchment-skins, very precious, for an inspection of which, as Patrick
+was bidden to understand, History humbly knocked at the Earlsfont
+hall-doors; and the proud muse made her transcripts of them kneeling.
+He would have been affected by these wonders had any relic of Adiante
+appeased his thirst. Or had there been one mention of her, it would have
+disengaged him from the incessant speculations regarding the daughter of
+the house, of whom not a word was uttered. No portrait of her was shown.
+Why was she absent from her home so long? where was she? How could her
+name be started? And was it she who was the sinner in her father's
+mind? But the idolatrous love between Adiante and her father was once
+a legend: they could not have been cut asunder. She had offered up her
+love of Philip as a sacrifice to it: Patrick recollected that, and now
+with a softer gloom on his brooding he released her from the burden
+of his grand charge of unfaithfulness to the truest of lovers, by
+acknowledging that he was in the presence of the sole rival of his
+brother. Glorious girl that she was, her betrayal of Philip had nothing
+of a woman's base caprice to make it infamous: she had sacrificed him to
+her reading of duty; and that was duty to her father; and the point of
+duty was in this instance rather a sacred one. He heard voices murmur
+that she might be praised. He remonstrated with them, assuring them, as
+one who knew, that a woman's first duty is her duty to her lover; her
+parents are her second thought. Her lover, in the consideration of a
+real soul among the shifty creatures, is her husband; and have we not
+the word of heaven directing her to submit herself to him who is her
+husband before all others? That peerless Adiante had previously erred in
+the upper sphere where she received her condemnation, but such a sphere
+is ladder and ladder and silver ladder high above your hair-splitting
+pates, you children of earth, and it is not for you to act on the
+verdict in decrying her: rather 'tis for you to raise hymns of worship
+to a saint.
+
+Thus did the ingenious Patrick change his ground and gain his argument
+with the celerity of one who wins a game by playing it without an
+adversary. Mr. Adister had sprung a new sense in him on the subject of
+the renunciation of the religion. No thought of a possible apostasy had
+ever occurred to the youth, and as he was aware that the difference
+of their faith had been the main cause of the division of Adiante and
+Philip, he could at least consent to think well of her down here, that
+is, on our flat surface of earth. Up there, among the immortals, he was
+compelled to shake his head at her still, and more than sadly in certain
+moods of exaltation, reprovingly; though she interested him beyond all
+her sisterhood above, it had to be confessed.
+
+They traversed a banqueting-hall hung with portraits, to two or three
+of which the master of Earlsfont carelessly pointed, for his guest to
+be interested in them or not as he might please. A reception-hall flung
+folding-doors on a grand drawing-room, where the fires in the grates
+went through the ceremony of warming nobody, and made a show of keeping
+the house alive. A modern steel cuirass, helmet and plume at a corner of
+the armoury reminded Mr. Adister to say that he had worn the uniform in
+his day. He cast an odd look at the old shell containing him when he was
+a brilliant youth. Patrick was marched on to Colonel Arthur's rooms,
+and to Captain David's, the sailor. Their father talked of his two sons.
+They appeared to satisfy him. If that was the case, they could hardly
+have thrown off their religion. Already Patrick had a dread of naming
+the daughter. An idea struck him that she might be the person who had
+been guilty of it over there on the Continent. What if she had done it,
+upon a review of her treatment of her lover, and gone into a convent to
+wait for Philip to come and claim her?--saying, 'Philip, I've put the
+knife to my father's love of me; love me double'; and so she just half
+swoons, enough to show how the dear angel looks in her sleep: a trick
+of kindness these heavenly women have, that we heathen may get a peep
+of their secret rose-enfolded selves; and dream 's no word, nor drunken,
+for the blessed mischief it works with us.
+
+Supposing it so, it accounted for everything: for her absence, and her
+father's abstention from a mention of her, and the pretty good sort of
+welcome Patrick had received; for as yet it was unknown that she did it
+all for an O'Donnell.
+
+These being his reflections, he at once accepted a view of her that so
+agreeably quieted his perplexity, and he leapt out of his tangle into
+the happy open spaces where the romantic things of life are as natural
+as the sun that rises and sets. There you imagine what you will; you
+live what you imagine. An Adiante meets her lover another Adiante, the
+phantom likeness of her, similar to the finger-tips, hovers to a meeting
+with some one whose heart shakes your manful frame at but a thought of
+it. But this other Adiante is altogether a secondary conception, barely
+descried, and chased by you that she may interpret the mystical nature
+of the happiness of those two, close-linked to eternity, in advance. You
+would learn it, if she would expound it; you are ready to learn it, for
+the sake of knowledge; and if you link yourself to her and do as those
+two are doing, it is chiefly in a spirit of imitation, in sympathy with
+the darting couple ahead....
+
+Meanwhile he conversed, and seemed, to a gentleman unaware of the
+vaporous activities of his brain, a young fellow of a certain practical
+sense.
+
+'We have not much to teach you in: horseflesh,' Mr. Adister said,
+quitting the stables to proceed to the gardens.
+
+'We must look alive to keep up our breed, sir,' said Patrick. 'We're
+breeding too fine: and soon we shan't be able to horse our troopers.
+I call that the land for horses where the cavalry's well-mounted on a
+native breed.'
+
+'You have your brother's notions of cavalry, have you!'
+
+'I leave it to Philip to boast what cavalry can do on the field. He
+knows: but he knows that troopers must be mounted: and we're fineing
+more and more from bone: with the sales to foreigners! and the only
+chance of their not beating us is that they'll be so good as follow our
+bad example. Prussia's well horsed, and for the work it's intended to
+do, the Austrian light cavalry's a model. So I'm told. I'll see for
+myself. Then we sit our horses too heavy. The Saxon trooper runs
+headlong to flesh. 'Tis the beer that fattens and swells him. Properly
+to speak, we've no light cavalry. The French are studying it, and when
+they take to studying, they come to the fore. I'll pay a visit to their
+breeding establishments. We've no studying here, and not a scrap of
+system that I see. All the country seems armed for bullying the facts,
+till the periodical panic arrives, and then it 's for lying flat and
+roaring--and we'll drop the curtain, if you please.'
+
+'You say we,' returned Mr. Adister. 'I hear you launched at us English
+by the captain, your cousin, who has apparently yet to learn that we are
+one people.'
+
+'We 're held together and a trifle intermixed; I fancy it's we with
+him and with me when we're talking of army or navy,' said Patrick.
+'But Captain Con's a bit of a politician: a poor business, when there's
+nothing to be done.'
+
+'A very poor business!' Mr. Adister rejoined,
+
+'If you'd have the goodness to kindle his enthusiasm, he'd be for the
+first person plural, with his cap in the air,' said Patrick.
+
+'I detest enthusiasm.
+
+'You're not obliged to adore it to give it a wakener.
+
+'Pray, what does that mean?'
+
+Patrick cast about to reply to the formal challenge for an explanation.
+
+He began on it as it surged up to him: 'Well, sir, the country that's
+got hold of us, if we 're not to get loose. We don't count many millions
+in Europe, and there's no shame in submitting to force majeure, if a
+stand was once made; and we're mixed up, 'tis true, well or ill; and
+we're stronger, both of us, united than tearing to strips: and so,
+there, for the past! so long as we can set our eyes upon something to
+admire, instead of a bundle squatting fat on a pile of possessions and
+vowing she won't budge; and taking kicks from a big foot across the
+Atlantic, and shaking bayonets out of her mob-cap for a little one's
+cock of the eye at her: and she's all for the fleshpots, and calls the
+rest of mankind fools because they're not the same: and so long as she
+can trim her ribands and have her hot toast and tea, with a suspicion of
+a dram in it, she doesn't mind how heavy she sits: nor that 's not the
+point, nor 's the land question, nor the potato crop, if only she wore
+the right sort of face to look at, with a bit of brightness about it, to
+show an idea inside striking alight from the day that's not yet nodding
+at us, as the tops of big mountains do: or if she were only braced
+and gallant, and cried, Ready, though I haven't much outlook! We'd
+be satisfied with her for a handsome figure. I don't know whether we
+wouldn't be satisfied with her for politeness in her manners. We'd like
+her better for a spice of devotion to alight higher up in politics and
+religion. But the key of the difficulty's a sparkle of enthusiasm. It's
+part business, and the greater part sentiment. We want a rousing in the
+heart of us; or else we'd be pleased with her for sitting so as not
+to overlap us entirely: we'd feel more at home, and behold her more
+respectfully. We'd see the policy of an honourable union, and be joined
+to you by more than a telegraphic cable. That's Captain Con, I think,
+and many like him.'
+
+Patrick finished his airy sketch of the Irish case in a key signifying
+that he might be one among the many, but unobtrusive.
+
+'Stick to horses!' observed Mr. Adister.
+
+It was pronounced as the termination to sheer maundering.
+
+Patrick talked on the uppermost topic for the remainder of their stroll.
+
+He noticed that his host occasionally allowed himself to say, 'You
+Irish': and he reflected that the saying, 'You English,' had been hinted
+as an offence.
+
+He forgot to think that he had possibly provoked this alienation in a
+scornfully proud spirit. The language of metaphor was to Mr. Adister
+fool's froth. He conceded the use of it to the Irish and the Welsh as
+a right that stamped them for what they were by adopting it; and they
+might look on a country as a 'she,' if it amused them: so long as they
+were not recalcitrant, they were to be tolerated, they were a part of
+us; doubtless the nether part, yet not the less a part for which we are
+bound to exercise a specially considerate care, or else we suffer,
+for we are sensitive there: this is justice but the indications by
+fiddle-faddle verbiage of anything objectionable to the whole in the
+part aroused an irritability that speedily endued him with the sense
+of sanity opposing lunacy; when, not having a wide command of the
+undecorated plain speech which enjoyed his approval, he withdrew into
+the entrenchments of contempt.
+
+Patrick heard enough to let him understand why the lord of Earlsfont and
+Captain Con were not on the best of terms. Once or twice he had a twinge
+or suspicion of a sting from the tone of his host, though he was not
+political and was of a mood to pity the poor gentleman's melancholy
+state of solitariness, with all his children absent, his wife dead, only
+a niece, a young lady of twenty, to lend an air of grace and warmth to
+his home.
+
+She was a Caroline, and as he had never taken a liking to a Caroline,
+he classed her in the tribe of Carolines. To a Kathleen, an Eveleen, a
+Nora, or a Bessy, or an Alicia, he would have bowed more cordially on
+his introduction to her, for these were names with portraits and vistas
+beyond, that shook leaves of recollection of the happiest of life--the
+sweet things dreamed undesiringly in opening youth. A Caroline awakened
+no soft association of fancies, no mysterious heaven and earth. The
+others had variously tinted skies above them; their features wooed the
+dream, led it on as the wooded glen leads the eye till we are deep in
+richness. Nor would he have throbbed had one of any of his favourite
+names appeared in the place of Caroline Adister. They had not moved
+his heart, they had only stirred the sources of wonder. An Eveleen had
+carried him farthest to imagine the splendours of an Adiante, and the
+announcement of the coming of an Eveleen would perchance have sped a
+little wild fire, to which what the world calls curiosity is frozenly
+akin, through his veins.
+
+Mr. Adister had spoken of his niece Caroline. A lacquey, receiving
+orders from his master, mentioned Miss Adister. There was but one Miss
+Adister for Patrick. Against reason, he was raised to anticipate the
+possible beholding of her, and Caroline's entrance into the drawing-room
+brought him to the ground. Disappointment is a poor term for the descent
+from an immoderate height, but the acknowledgment that we have shot up
+irrationally reconciles even unphilosophical youth to the necessity of
+the fall, though we must continue sensible of a shock. She was the Miss
+Adister; and how, and why? No one else accompanied them on their march
+to the dinner-table. Patrick pursued his double task of hunting his
+thousand speculations and conversing fluently, so that it is not
+astonishing if, when he retired to his room, the impression made on him
+by this young Caroline was inefficient to distinguish her from the horde
+of her baptismal sisters. And she had a pleasant face: he was able to
+see that, and some individuality in the look of it, the next morning;
+and then he remembered the niceness of her manners. He supposed her to
+have been educated where the interfusion of a natural liveliness with a
+veiling retenue gives the title of lady. She had enjoyed the advantage
+of having an estimable French lady for her governess, she informed him,
+as they sauntered together on the terrace.
+
+'A Protestant, of course,' Patrick spoke as he thought.
+
+'Madame Dugue is a Catholic of Catholics, and the most honourable of
+women.'
+
+'That I'll believe; and wasn't for proselytisms,' said he.
+
+'Oh, no: she was faithful to her trust.'
+
+'Save for the grand example!'
+
+'That,' said Caroline, 'one could strive to imitate without embracing
+her faith.'
+
+'There's my mind clear as print!' Patrick exclaimed. 'The Faith of my
+fathers! and any pattern you like for my conduct, if it's a good one.'
+
+Caroline hesitated before she said: 'You have noticed my Uncle Adister's
+prepossession; I mean, his extreme sensitiveness on that subject.'
+
+'He blazed on me, and he seemed to end by a sort of approval.'
+
+She sighed. 'He has had cause for great unhappiness.'
+
+'Is it the colonel, or the captain? Forgive me!'
+
+Her head shook.
+
+'Is it she? Is it his daughter? I must ask!'
+
+'You have not heard?'
+
+Oh! then, I guessed it,' cried Patrick, with a flash of pride in his
+arrowy sagacity. 'Not a word have I heard, but I thought it out for
+myself; because I love my brother, I fancy. And now, if you'll be so
+good, Miss Caroline, let me beg, it's just the address, or the city, or
+the country--where she is, can you tell me?--just whereabouts! You're
+surprised: but I want her address, to be off, to see her; I'm anxious to
+speak to her. It's anywhere she may be in a ring, only show me the
+ring, I'll find her, for I've a load; and there's nothing like that for
+sending you straight, though it's in the dark; it acts like an instinct.
+But you know the clear address, and won't let me be running blindfold.
+She's on the Continent and has been a long time, and it was the capital
+of Austria, which is a Catholic country, and they've Irish blood in the
+service there, or they had. I could drop on my knees to you!'
+
+The declaration was fortunately hushed by a supplicating ardour, or Mr.
+Adister would have looked more surprised than his niece. He stepped out
+of the library window as they were passing, and, evidently with a mind
+occupied by his own affairs, held up an opened letter for Caroline's
+perusal. She took a view of the handwriting.
+
+'Any others?' she said.
+
+'You will consider that one enough for the day,' was his answer.
+
+Patrick descended the terrace and strolled by the waterside, grieved
+at their having bad news, and vexed with himself for being a stranger,
+unable to console them.
+
+Half an hour later they were all three riding to the market-town, where
+Mr. Adister paid a fruitless call on his lawyer.
+
+'And never is at home! never was known to be at home when wanted!' he
+said, springing back to the saddle.
+
+Caroline murmured some soothing words. They had a perverse effect.
+
+'His partner! yes, his partner is at home, but I do not communicate
+upon personal business with his partner; and by and by there will be, I
+suppose, a third partner. I might as well deposit my family history in
+the hands of a club. His partner is always visible. It is my belief that
+Camminy has taken a partner that he may act the independent gentleman
+at his leisure. I, meantime, must continue to be the mark for these
+letters. I shall expect soon to hear myself abused as the positive cause
+of the loss of a Crown!'
+
+'Mr. Camminy will probably appear at the dinner hour,' said Caroline.
+
+'Claret attracts him: I wish I could say as much of duty,' rejoined her
+uncle.
+
+Patrick managed to restrain a bubbling remark on the respective charms
+of claret and duty, tempting though the occasion was for him to throw in
+a conversational word or two.
+
+He was rewarded for listening devoutly.
+
+Mr. Adister burst out again: 'And why not come over here to settle this
+transaction herself?--provided that I am spared the presence of her
+Schinderhannes! She could very well come. I have now received three
+letters bearing on this matter within as many months. Down to the sale
+of her hereditary jewels! I profess no astonishment. The jewels may well
+go too, if Crydney and Welvas are to go. Disrooted body and soul!--for
+a moonshine title!--a gaming-table foreign knave!--Known for a knave!--A
+young gentlewoman?--a wild Welsh...!'
+
+Caroline put her horse to a canter, and the exclamations ended, leaving
+Patrick to shuffle them together and read the riddle they presented,
+and toss them to the wind, that they might be blown back on him by the
+powers of air in an intelligible form.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER IV. THE PRINCESS
+
+Dinner, and a little piano-music and a song closed an evening that was
+not dull to Patrick in spite of prolonged silences. The quiet course of
+things within the house appeared to him to have a listening ear for big
+events outside. He dreaded a single step in the wrong direction, and
+therefore forbore to hang on any of his conjectures; for he might
+perchance be unjust to the blessedest heroine on the surface of the
+earth--a truly awful thought! Yet her name would no longer bear the
+speaking of it to himself. It conjured up a smoky moon under confounding
+eclipse.
+
+Who was Schinderhannes?
+
+Mr. Adister had said, her Schinderhannes.
+
+Patrick merely wished to be informed who the man was, and whether he had
+a title, and was much of a knave: and particularly Patrick would have
+liked to be informed of the fellow's religion. But asking was not easy.
+
+It was not possible. And there was a barrel of powder to lay a fiery
+head on, for a pillow!
+
+To confess that he had not the courage to inquire was as good as an
+acknowledgment that he knew too much for an innocent questioner. And
+what did he know? His brother Philip's fair angel forbade him to open
+the door upon what he knew. He took a peep through fancy's keyhole, and
+delighted himself to think that he had seen nothing.
+
+After a turbulent night with Schinderhannes, who let him go no earlier
+than the opening of a December day, Patrick hied away to one of the
+dusky nooks by the lake for a bracing plunge. He attributed to his
+desire for it the strange deadness of the atmosphere, and his incapacity
+to get an idea out of anything he looked on: he had not a sensation of
+cold till the stinging element gripped him. It is the finest school for
+the cure of dreamers; two minutes of stout watery battle, with the enemy
+close all round, laughing, but not the less inveterate, convinced him
+that, in winter at least, we have only to jump out of our clothes to
+feel the reality of things in a trice. The dip was sharpening; he could
+say that his prescription was good for him; his craving to get an idea
+ceased with it absolutely, and he stood in far better trim to meet his
+redoubtable adversary of overnight; but the rascal was a bandit and had
+robbed him of his purse; that was a positive fact; his vision had gone;
+he felt himself poor and empty and rejoicing in the keenness of his
+hunger for breakfast, singularly lean. A youth despoiled of his Vision
+and made sensible by the activity of his physical state that he is a
+common machine, is eager for meat, for excess of whatsoever you may
+offer him; he is on the highroad of recklessness, and had it been
+the bottle instead of Caroline's coffee-cup, Patrick would soon have
+received a priming for a delivery of views upon the sex, and upon love,
+and the fools known as lovers, acrid enough to win the applause of
+cynics.
+
+Boasting was the best relief that a young man not without modesty could
+find. Mr. Adister complimented him on the robustness of his habits, and
+Patrick 'would like to hear of the temptation that could keep him from
+his morning swim.'
+
+Caroline's needle-thrust was provoked:
+
+'Would not Arctic weather deter you, Mr. O'Donnell?' He hummed, and her
+eyes filled with the sparkle.
+
+'Short of Arctic,' he had to say. 'But a gallop, after an Arctic bath,
+would soon spin the blood-upon an Esquimaux dog, of course,' he pursued,
+to anticipate his critic's remark on the absence of horses, with a bow.
+
+She smiled, accepting the mental alertness he fastened on her.
+
+We must perforce be critics of these tear-away wits; which are,
+moreover, so threadbare to conceal the character! Caroline led him to
+vaunt his riding and his shooting, and a certain time passed before she
+perceived that though he responded naturally to her first sly attacks,
+his gross exaggerations upon them had not been the triumph of absurdity
+she supposed herself to have evoked.
+
+Her wish was to divert her uncle. Patrick discerned the intention and
+aided her.
+
+'As for entertainment,' he said, in answer to Mr. Adister's courteous
+regrets that he would have to be a prisoner in the house until his
+legal adviser thought proper to appear, 'I'll be perfectly happy if Miss
+Caroline will give me as much of her company as she can spare. It 's
+amusing to be shot at too, by a lady who 's a good marksman! And birds
+and hares are always willing to wait for us; they keep better alive. I
+forgot to say that I can sing.'
+
+'Then I was in the presence of a connoisseur last night,' said Caroline.
+Mr. Adister consulted his watch and the mantelpiece clock for a minute
+of difference between them, remarking that he was a prisoner indeed, and
+for the whole day, unless Camminy should decide to come. 'There is the
+library,' he said, 'if you care for books; the best books on agriculture
+will be found there. You can make your choice in the stables, if you
+would like to explore the country. I am detained here by a man who seems
+to think my business of less importance than his pleasures. And it
+is not my business; it is very much the reverse but I am compelled to
+undertake it as my own, when I abhor the business. It is hard for me to
+speak of it, much more to act a part in it.'
+
+'Perhaps,' Caroline interposed hurriedly, 'Mr. O'Donnell would not be
+unwilling to begin the day with some duets?'
+
+Patrick eagerly put on his shame-face to accept her invitation,
+protesting that his boldness was entirely due to his delight in music.
+
+'But I've heard,' said he, 'that the best fortification for the exercise
+of the a voice is hearty eating, so I 'll pay court again to that
+game-pie. I'm one with the pigs for truffles.'
+
+His host thanked him for spreading the contagion of good appetite, and
+followed his example. Robust habits and heartiness were signs with
+him of a conscience at peace, and he thought the Jesuits particularly
+forbearing in the amount of harm they had done to this young man. So
+they were still at table when Mr. Camminy was announced and ushered in.
+
+The man of law murmured an excuse or two; he knew his client's eye, and
+how to thaw it.
+
+'No, Miss Adister, I have not breakfasted,' he said, taking the chair
+placed for him. 'I was all day yesterday at Windlemont, engaged in
+assisting to settle the succession. Where estates are not entailed!'
+
+'The expectations of the family are undisciplined and certain not to be
+satisfied,' Mr. Adister carried on the broken sentence. 'That house
+will fall! However, you have lost no time this morning.--Mr. Patrick
+O'Donnell.'
+
+Mr. Camminy bowed busily somewhere in the direction between Patrick and
+the sideboard.
+
+'Our lawyers have us inside out, like our physicians,' Mr. Adister
+resumed, talking to blunt his impatience for a private discussion with
+his own.
+
+'Surgery's a little in their practice too, we think in Ireland,' said
+Patrick.
+
+Mr. Camminy assented: 'No doubt.' He was hungry, and enjoyed the look of
+the table, but the look of his client chilled the prospect, considered
+in its genial appearance as a feast of stages; having luminous
+extension; so, to ease his client's mind, he ventured to say: 'I thought
+it might be urgent.'
+
+'It is urgent,' was the answer.
+
+'Ah: foreign? domestic?'
+
+A frown replied.
+
+Caroline, in haste to have her duties over, that she might escape the
+dreaded outburst, pressed another cup of tea on Mr. Camminy and groaned
+to see him fill his plate. She tried to start a topic with Patrick.
+
+'The princess is well, I hope?' Mr. Camminy asked in the voice of
+discretion. 'It concerns her Highness?'
+
+'It concerns my daughter and her inheritance from her mad grandmother!'
+Mr. Adister rejoined loudly; and he continued like a retreating thunder:
+'A princess with a title as empty as a skull! At best a princess of
+swamps, and swine that fight for acorns, and men that fight for swine!'
+
+Patrick caught a glance from Caroline, and the pair rose together.
+
+'They did that in our mountains a couple of thousand years ago,' said
+Mr. Camminy, 'and the cause was not so bad, to judge by this ham. Men
+must fight: the law is only a quieter field for them.'
+
+'And a fatter for the ravens,' Patrick joined in softly, as if carrying
+on a song.
+
+'Have at us, Mr. O'Donnell! I'm ashamed of my appetite, Miss Adister,
+but the morning's drive must be my excuse, and I'm bounden to you for
+not forcing me to detain you. Yes, I can finish breakfast at my leisure,
+and talk of business, which is never particularly interesting to
+ladies--though,' Mr. Camminy turned to her uncle, 'I know Miss Adister
+has a head for it.'
+
+Patrick hummed a bar or two of an air, to hint of his being fanatico per
+la musica, as a pretext for their departure.
+
+'If you'll deign to give me a lesson,' said he, as Caroline came away
+from pressing her lips to her uncle's forehead.
+
+'I may discover that I am about to receive one,' said she.
+
+They quitted the room together.
+
+Mr. Camminy had seen another Miss Adister duetting with a young Irishman
+and an O'Donnell, with lamentable results to that union of voices, and
+he permitted himself to be a little astonished at his respected
+client's defective memory or indifference to the admonition of identical
+circumstances.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER V. AT THE PIANO, CHIEFLY WITHOUT MUSIC
+
+Barely had the door shut behind them when Patrick let his heart out:
+'The princess?' He had a famished look, and Caroline glided along
+swiftly with her head bent, like one musing; his tone alarmed her;
+she lent him her ear, that she might get some understanding of his
+excitement, suddenly as it seemed to have come on him; but he was all
+in his hungry interrogation, and as she reached her piano and raised the
+lid, she saw it on tiptoe straining for her answer.
+
+'I thought you were aware of my cousin's marriage.'
+
+'Was I?' said Patrick, asking it of himself, for his conscience would
+not acknowledge an absolute ignorance. 'No: I fought it, I wouldn't have
+a blot on her be suspected. She's married! She's married to one of
+their princes!--married for a title!--and changed her religion! And Miss
+Adister, you're speaking of Adiante?'
+
+'My cousin Adiante.'
+
+'Well did I hate the name! I heard it first over in France. Our people
+wrote to me of her; and it's a name to set you thinking: Is she tender,
+or nothing like a woman,--a stone? And I put it to my best friend there,
+Father Clement, who's a scholar, up in everything, and he said it was a
+name with a pretty sound and an ill meaning--far from tender; and a bad
+history too, for she was one of the forty-nine Danaides who killed
+their husbands for the sake of their father and was not likely to be the
+fiftieth, considering the name she bore. It was for her father's sake
+she as good as killed her lover, and the two Adiantes are like enough:
+they're as like as a pair of hands with daggers. So that was my brother
+Philip's luck! She's married! It's done; it's over, like death: no hope.
+And this time it's against her father; it's against her faith. There's
+the end of Philip! I could have prophesied it; I did; and when they
+broke, from her casting him off--true to her name! thought I. She cast
+him off, and she couldn't wait for him, and there's his heart broken.
+And I ready to glorify her for a saint! And now she must have loved the
+man, or his title, to change her religion. She gives him her soul! No
+praise to her for that: but mercy! what a love it must be. Or else it's
+a spell. But wasn't she rather one for flinging spells than melting?
+Except that we're all of us hit at last, and generally by our own
+weapon. But she loved Philip: she loved him down to shipwreck and
+drowning: she gave battle for him, and against her father; all the place
+here and the country's alive with their meetings and partings:--she
+can't have married! She wouldn't change her religion for her lover:
+how can she have done it for this prince? Why, it's to swear false
+oaths!--unless it's possible for a woman to slip out of herself and be
+another person after a death like that of a love like hers.'
+
+Patrick stopped: the idea demanded a scrutiny.
+
+'She's another person for me,' he said. 'Here's the worst I ever
+imagined of her!--thousands of miles and pits of sulphur beyond the
+worst and the very worst! I thought her fickle, I thought her heartless,
+rather a black fairy, perched above us, not quite among the stars
+of heaven. I had my ideas. But never that she was a creature to
+jump herself down into a gulf and be lost for ever. She's gone,
+extinguished--there she is, under the penitent's hoodcap with eyeholes,
+before the faggots! and that's what she has married!--a burning torment,
+and none of the joys of martyrdom. Oh! I'm not awake. But I
+never dreamed of such a thing as this--not the hard, bare,
+lump-of-earth-fact:--and that's the only thing to tell me I'm not
+dreaming now.'
+
+He subsided again; then deeply beseeching asked:
+
+'Have you by chance a portrait of the gentleman, Miss Adister? Is there
+one anywhere?'
+
+Caroline stood at her piano, turning over the leaves of a music-book,
+with a pressure on her eyelids. She was near upon being thrilled in
+spite of an astonishment almost petrifying: and she could nearly
+have smiled, so strange was his fraternal adoption, amounting to a
+vivification--of his brother's passion. He seemed quite naturally to
+impersonate Philip. She wondered, too, in the coolness of her alien
+blood, whether he was a character, or merely an Irish character. As to
+the unwontedness of the scene, Ireland was chargeable with that; and
+Ireland also, a little at his expense as a citizen of the polite world,
+relieved him of the extreme ridicule attached to his phrases and images.
+
+She replied: 'We have no portrait.'
+
+'May I beg to know, have you seen him?' said Patrick. Caroline shook her
+head.
+
+'Is there no telling what he is like, Miss Adister?'
+
+'He is not young.'
+
+'An old man!'
+
+She had not said that, and she wished to defend her cousin from
+the charge of contracting such an alliance, but Patrick's face had
+brightened out of a gloom of stupefaction; he assured her he was now
+ready to try his voice with hers, only she was to excuse a touch of
+hoarseness; he felt it slightly in his throat: and could he, she asked
+him, wonder at it after his morning's bath?
+
+He vindicated the saneness of the bath as well as he was able,
+showing himself at least a good reader of music. On the whole, he sang
+pleasantly, particularly French songs. She complimented him, with an
+emphasis on the French. He said, yes, he fancied he did best in French,
+and he had an idea of settling in France, if he found that he could not
+live quietly in his own country.
+
+'And becoming a Frenchman?' said Caroline.
+
+'Why not?' said he. 'I 'm more at home with French people; they're
+mostly of my creed; they're amiable, though they weren't quite kind
+to poor Lally Tollendal. I like them. Yes, I love France, and when I'm
+called upon to fix myself, as I suppose I shall be some day, I shan't
+have the bother over there that I should find here.'
+
+She spoke reproachfully: 'Have you no pride in the title of Englishman?'
+
+'I 'm an Irishman.'
+
+'We are one nation.'
+
+'And it's one family where the dog is pulled by the collar.'
+
+There was a retort on him: she saw, as it were, the box, but the lid
+would not open to assist her to it, and she let it go by, thinking in
+her patriotic derision, that to choose to be likened to the unwilling
+dog of the family was evidence of a want of saving pride.
+
+Besides, she could not trust to the glibness of her tongue in a contest
+with a young gentleman to whom talking was as easy as breathing, even if
+sometimes his volubility exposed him to attack. A superior position was
+offered her by her being silent and critical. She stationed herself
+on it: still she was grieved to think of him as a renegade from his
+country, and she forced herself to say: 'Captain O'Donnell talks in that
+manner.'
+
+'Captain Con is constitutionally discontented because he's a bard by
+nature, and without the right theme for his harp,' said Patrick. 'He has
+a notion of Erin as the unwilling bride of Mr. Bull, because her lord is
+not off in heroics enough to please her, and neglects her, and won't let
+her be mistress of her own household, and she can't forget that he once
+had the bad trick of beating her: she sees the marks. And you mayn't
+believe it, but the Captain's temper is to praise and exalt. It is.
+Irony in him is only eulogy standing on its head: a sort of an upside
+down; a perversion: that's our view of him at home. All he desires is to
+have us on the march, and he'd be perfectly happy marching, never
+mind the banner, though a bit of green in it would put him in tune, of
+course. The banner of the Cid was green, Miss Adister: or else it's his
+pennon that was. And there's a quantity of our blood in Spain too. We've
+watered many lands.'
+
+The poor young English lady's brain started wildly on the effort to be
+with him, and to understand whether she listened to humour or emotion:
+she reposed herself as well as she could in the contemplation of an
+electrically-flashing maze, where every line ran losing itself in
+another.
+
+He added: 'Old Philip!' in a visible throb of pity for his brother;
+after the scrupulous dubitation between the banner and the pennon of the
+Cid!
+
+It would have comforted her to laugh. She was closer upon tears, and
+without any reason for them in her heart.
+
+Such a position brings the hesitancy which says that the sitting is at
+an end.
+
+She feared, as she laid aside her music-books, that there would be more
+to come about Adiante, but he spared her. He bowed to her departing, and
+strolled off by himself.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER VI. A CONSULTATION: WITH OPINIONS UPON WELSHWOMEN AND THE
+CAMBRIAN RACE
+
+Later in the day she heard that he was out scouring the country on one
+of her uncle's horses. She had too many distressing matters to think of
+for so singular a young man to have any other place than that which is
+given to the fantastical in a troubled and serious mind. He danced
+there like the whimsy sunbeam of a shaken water below. What would be his
+opinion of Adiante if he knew of her determination to sell the two fair
+estates she inherited from a grandmother whom she had venerated;
+that she might furnish arms to her husband to carry out an audacious
+enterprise likely to involve both of them in blood and ruin? Would he
+not bound up aloft and quiver still more wildly? She respected, quaint
+though it was, his imaginative heat of feeling for Adiante sufficiently
+to associate him with her so far; and she lent him in fancy her own
+bewilderment and grief at her cousin's conduct, for the soothing that
+his exaggeration of them afforded her. She could almost hear his outcry.
+
+The business of the hour demanded more of her than a seeking for
+refreshment. She had been invited to join the consultation of her uncle
+with his lawyer. Mr. Adister tossed her another letter from Vienna, of
+that morning's delivery. She read it with composure. It became her task
+to pay no heed to his loss of patience, and induce him to acquiesce in
+his legal adviser's view which was, to temporise further, present an
+array of obstacles, and by all possible suggestions induce the princess
+to come over to England, where her father's influence with her would
+have a chance of being established again; and it might then be hoped
+that she, who had never when under sharp temptation acted disobediently
+to his wishes at home, and who certainly would not have dreamed of
+contracting the abhorred alliance had she been breathing the air of
+common sense peculiar to her native land, would see the prudence, if not
+the solemn obligation, of retaining to herself these family possessions.
+Caroline was urgent with her uncle to act on such good counsel. She
+marvelled at his opposition, though she detected the principal basis of
+it.
+
+Mr. Adister had no ground of opposition but his own intemperateness. The
+Welsh grandmother's legacy of her estates to his girl, overlooking her
+brothers, Colonel Arthur and Captain David, had excessively vexed him,
+despite the strong feeling he entertained for Adiante; and not simply
+because of the blow he received in it unexpectedly from that old lady,
+as the last and heaviest of the long and open feud between them, but
+also, chiefly, that it outraged and did permanent injury to his ideas of
+the proper balance of the sexes. Between himself and Mrs. Winnion Rhys
+the condition of the balance had been a point of vehement disputation,
+she insisting to have it finer up to equality, and he that the
+naturally lighter scale should continue to kick the beam. Behold now the
+consequence of the wilful Welshwoman's insanest of legacies! The estates
+were left to Adiante Adister for her sole use and benefit, making almost
+a man of her, and an unshackled man, owing no dues to posterity. Those
+estates in the hands of a woman are in the hands of her husband; and
+the husband a gambler and a knave, they are in the hands of the Jews--or
+gone to smoke. Let them go. A devilish malignity bequeathed them: let
+them go back to their infernal origin. And when they were gone, his girl
+would soon discover that there was no better place to come to than her
+home; she would come without an asking, and alone, and without much
+prospect of the intrusion of her infamous Hook-nose in pursuit of her at
+Earlsfont. The money wasted, the wife would be at peace. Here she would
+have leisure to repent of all the steps she had taken since that fatal
+one of the acceptance of the invitation to the Embassy at Vienna. Mr.
+Adister had warned her both against her going and against the influence
+of her friend Lady Wenchester, our Ambassadress there, another Welsh
+woman, with the weathervane head of her race. But the girl would accept,
+and it was not for him to hold out. It appeared to be written that the
+Welsh, particularly Welsh women, were destined to worry him up to the
+end of his days. Their women were a composition of wind and fire. They
+had no reason, nothing solid in their whole nature. Englishmen allied
+to them had to learn that they were dealing with broomstick witches and
+irresponsible sprites. Irishwomen were models of propriety beside them:
+indeed Irishwomen might often be patterns to their English sisterhood.
+Mr. Adister described the Cambrian ladies as a kind of daughters of the
+Fata Morgana, only half human, and deceptive down to treachery,
+unless you had them fast by their spinning fancy. They called it being
+romantic. It was the ante-chamber of madness. Mad, was the word for
+them. You pleased them you knew not how, and just as little did you know
+how you displeased them. And you were long hence to be taught that in
+a certain past year, and a certain month, and on a certain day of the
+month, not forgetting the hour of the day to the minute of the hour, and
+attendant circumstances to swear loud witness to it, you had mortally
+offended them. And you receive your blow: you are sure to get it: the
+one passion of those women is for vengeance. They taste a wound from the
+lightest touch, and they nurse the venom for you. Possibly you may in
+their presence have had occasion to praise the military virtues of the
+builder of Carnarvon Castle. You are by and by pierced for it as hard
+as they can thrust. Or you have incidentally compared Welsh mutton with
+Southdown:--you have not highly esteemed their drunken Bards:--you have
+asked what the Welsh have done in the world; you are supposed to have
+slighted some person of their family--a tenth cousin!--anything turns
+their blood. Or you have once looked straight at them without speaking,
+and you discover years after that they have chosen to foist on you
+their idea of your idea at the moment; and they have the astounding
+presumption to account this misreading of your look to the extent of a
+full justification, nothing short of righteous, for their treachery and
+your punishment! O those Welshwomen!
+
+The much-suffering lord of Earlsfont stretched forth his open hand, palm
+upward, for a testifying instrument to the plain truth of his catalogue
+of charges. He closed it tight and smote the table. 'Like mother--and
+grandmother too--like daughter!' he said, and generalised again to
+preserve his dignity: 'They're aflame in an instant. You may see them
+quiet for years, but it smoulders. You dropped the spark, and they time
+the explosion.'
+
+Caroline said to Mr. Camminy: 'You are sure you can give us the day?'
+
+'All of it,' he replied, apologising for some show of restlessness.
+'The fact is, Miss Adister, I married a lady from over the borders, and
+though I have never had to complain of her yet, she may have a finale in
+store. It's true that I love wild Wales.'
+
+'And so do I' Caroline raised her eyes to imagined mountains.
+
+'You will pardon me, Camminy,' said Mr. Adister.
+
+The lawyer cracked his back to bow to the great gentleman so
+magnanimously humiliating himself. 'Sir! Sir!' he said. 'Yes, Welsh
+blood is queer blood, I own. They find it difficult to forgive; and
+trifles offend; and they are unhappily just as secretive as they are
+sensitive. The pangs we cause them, without our knowing it, must be
+horrible. They are born, it would seem, with more than the common
+allowance of kibes for treading on: a severe misfortune for them. Now
+for their merits: they have poetry in them; they are valiant; they are
+hospitable to teach the Arab a lesson: I do believe their life is their
+friend's at need--seriously, they would lay it down for him: or the
+wherewithal, their money, their property, excepting the three-stringed
+harp of three generations back, worth now in current value sixpence
+halfpenny as a curiosity, or three farthings for firewood; that they'll
+keep against their own desire to heap on you everything they have--if
+they love you, and you at the same time have struck their imaginations.
+Offend them, however, and it's war, declared or covert. And I must admit
+that their best friend can too easily offend them. I have lost excellent
+clients, I have never understood why; yet I respect the remains of
+their literature, I study their language, I attend their gatherings and
+subscribe the expenses; I consume Welsh mutton with relish; I enjoy the
+Triads, and can come down on them with a quotation from Catwg the Wise:
+but it so chanced that I trod on a kibe, and I had to pay the penalty.
+There's an Arabian tale, Miss Adister, of a peaceful traveller who ate a
+date in the desert and flung away the stone, which hit an invisible son
+of a genie in the eye, and the poor traveller suffered for it. Well, you
+commit these mortal injuries to the invisible among the Welsh. Some
+of them are hurt if you call them Welsh. They scout it as the original
+Saxon title for them. No, they are Cymry, Cambrians! They have forgiven
+the Romans. Saxon and Norman are still their enemies. If you stir their
+hearts you find it so. And, by the way, if King Edward had not trampled
+them into the mire so thoroughly, we should hear of it at times even
+now. Instead of penillions and englyns, there would be days for fiery
+triplets. Say the worst of them, they are soundheaded. They have a ready
+comprehension for great thoughts. The Princess Nikolas, I remember, had
+a special fondness for the words of Catwg the Wise.'
+
+'Adiante,' had murmured Caroline, to correct his indiscretion.
+
+She was too late.
+
+'Nikolas!' Mr. Adister thundered. 'Hold back that name in this house,
+title and all, if you speak of my daughter. I refuse admission to it
+here. She has given up my name, and she must be known by the one her
+feather-brained grandmother proposed for her, to satisfy her pleasure
+in a fine sound. English Christian names are my preference. I conceded
+Arthur to her without difficulty. She had a voice in David, I recollect;
+with very little profit to either of the boys. I had no voice in
+Adiante; but I stood at my girl's baptism, and Adiante let her be. At
+least I saved the girl from the addition of Arianrod. It was to have
+been Adiante Arianrod. Can you credit it? Prince-pah! Nikolas? Have you
+a notion of the sort of prince that makes an English lady of the best
+blood of England his princess?'
+
+The lawyer had a precise notion of the sort of prince appearing to Mr.
+Adister in the person of his foreign son-in-law. Prince Nikolas had been
+described to him before, with graphic touches upon the quality of the
+reputation he bore at the courts and in the gambling-saloons of Europe.
+Dreading lest his client's angry heat should precipitate him on the
+prince again, to the confusion of a lady's ears, Mr. Camminy gave an
+emphatic and short affirmative.
+
+'You know what he is like?' said Mr. Adister, with a face of disgust
+reflected from the bare thought of the hideous likeness.
+
+Mr. Camminy assured him that the description of the prince's lineaments
+would not be new. It was, as he was aware, derived from a miniature
+of her husband, transmitted by the princess, on its flight out of her
+father's loathing hand to the hearthstone and under his heel.
+
+Assisted by Caroline, he managed to check the famous delineation of the
+adventurer prince in which a not very worthy gentleman's chronic fever
+of abomination made him really eloquent, quick to unburden himself in
+the teeth of decorum.
+
+'And my son-in-law! My son-in-law!' ejaculated Mr. Adister, tossing his
+head higher, and so he stimulated his amazement and abhorrence of the
+portrait he rather wondered at them for not desiring to have sketched
+for their execration of it, alluringly foul as it was: while they in
+concert drew him back to the discussion of his daughter's business,
+reiterating prudent counsel, with a knowledge that they had only to wait
+for the ebbing of his temper.
+
+'Let her be informed, sir, that by coming to England she can settle the
+business according to her wishes in one quarter of the time it would
+take a Commission sent out to her--if we should be authorised to send
+out one,' said Mr. Camminy. 'By committing the business to you, I
+fancy I perceive your daughter's disposition to consider your feelings:
+possibly to a reluctance to do the deed unsanctioned by her father. It
+would appear so to a cool observer, notwithstanding her inattention to
+your remonstrances.'
+
+The reply was: 'Dine here and sleep here. I shall be having more of
+these letters,' Mr. Adister added, profoundly sighing.
+
+Caroline slipped away to mark a conclusion to the debate; and Mr.
+Camminy saw his client redden fast and frown.
+
+'Besides,' he spoke in a husky voice, descending upon a subject hateful,
+'she tells me to-day she is not in a state to travel! Do you hear? Make
+what you can of it.'
+
+The proud and injured gentleman had the aspect of one who receives a
+blow that it is impossible for him to resent. He could not speak the
+shame he felt: it was literally in his flesh. But the cause had been
+sufficiently hinted to set the lawyer staring as men do when they
+encounter situations of grisly humour, where certain of the passions
+of man's developed nature are seen armed and furious against our mild
+prevailing ancient mother nature; and the contrast is between our utter
+wrath and her simple exposition of the circumstances and consequences
+forming her laws. There are situations which pass beyond the lightly
+stirred perceptive wits to the quiet court of the intellect, to be
+received there as an addition to our acquaintance with mankind. We know
+not of what substance to name them. Humour in its intense strain has
+a seat somewhere about the mouth of tragedy, giving it the enigmatical
+faint wry pull at a corner visible at times upon the dreadful mask.
+
+That Mr. Adister should be astonished at such a communication from the
+princess, after a year of her marriage: and that he should take it for
+a further outrage of his paternal sentiments, should actually redden and
+be hoarse in alluding to it: the revelation of such points in our human
+character set the humane old lawyer staring at the reserve space within
+himself apart from his legal being, whereon he by fits compared his own
+constitution with that of the individuals revealed to him by their acts
+and confidential utterances. For him, he decided that he would have
+rejoiced at the news.
+
+Granting the prince a monster, however, as Mr. Adister unforcedly
+considered him, it was not so cheering a piece of intelligence that
+involved him yet closer with that man's rank blood: it curdled his own.
+The marriage had shocked and stricken him, cleaving, in his love for his
+daughter, a goodly tree and withering many flowers. Still the marriage
+was but Adiante's gulf: he might be called father-in-law of her spangled
+ruffian; son-in-law, the desperado-rascal would never be called by him.
+But the result of the marriage dragged him bodily into the gulf: he
+became one of four, numbering the beast twice among them. The subtlety
+of his hatred so reckoned it; for he could not deny his daughter in
+the father's child; he could not exclude its unhallowed father in the
+mother's: and of this man's child he must know and own himself the
+grandfather. If ever he saw the child, if drawn to it to fondle it,
+some part of the little animal not his daughter's would partake of his
+embrace. And if neither of his boys married, and his girl gave birth
+to a son! darkness rolled upon that avenue of vision. A trespasser and
+usurper-one of the demon's brood chased his very name out of Earlsfont!
+
+'Camminy, you must try to amuse yourself,' he said briskly. 'Anything
+you may be wanting at home shall be sent for. I must have you here to
+make sure that I am acting under good advice. You can take one of the
+keepers for an hour or two of shooting. I may join you in the afternoon.
+You will find occupation for your gun in the north covers.'
+
+He wandered about the house, looking into several rooms, and only
+partially at rest when he discovered Caroline in one, engaged upon some
+of her aquarelle sketches. He asked where the young Irishman was.
+
+'Are you in search of him?' said she. 'You like him, uncle? He is out
+riding, they tell me.'
+
+'The youngster is used to south-western showers in that climate of
+his,' Mr. Adister replied. 'I dare say we could find the Jesuit in him
+somewhere. There's the seed. His cousin Con O'Donnell has filled him
+with stuff about Ireland and England: the man has no better to do than
+to train a parrot. What do you think of him, my love?'
+
+The judgement was not easily formed for expression. 'He is not quite
+like what I remember of his brother Philip. He talks much more, does
+he not? He seems more Irish than his brother. He is very strange. His
+feelings are strong; he has not an idea of concealing them. For a young
+man educated by the Jesuits, he is remarkably open.'
+
+'The Jesuits might be of service to me just now!' Mr. Adister addressed
+his troubled soul, and spoke upon another conception of them: 'How has
+he shown his feelings?'
+
+Caroline answered quickly: 'His love of his brother. Anything that
+concerns his brother moves him; it is like a touch on a musical
+instrument. Perhaps I should say a native one.'
+
+'Concerns his brother?' Mr. Adister inquired, and his look requesting
+enlightenment told her she might speak.
+
+'Adiante,' she said softly. She coloured.
+
+Her uncle mused awhile in a half-somnolent gloom. 'He talks of this at
+this present day?'
+
+'It is not dead to him. He really appears to have hoped... he is
+extraordinary. He had not heard before of her marriage. I was a witness
+of the most singular scene this morning, at the piano. He gathered
+it from what he had heard. He was overwhelmed by it. I could not
+exaggerate. It was impossible to help being a little touched, though it
+was curious, very strange.'
+
+Her uncle's attentiveness incited her to describe the scene, and as it
+visibly relieved his melancholy, she did it with a few vivid indications
+of the quaint young Irishman's manner of speech. She concluded: 'At last
+he begged to see a portrait of her husband.'
+
+'Not of her?' said Mr. Adister abruptly.
+
+'No; only of her husband.'
+
+'Show him her portrait.'
+
+A shade of surprise was on Caroline's forehead. 'Shall I?' She had a dim
+momentary thought that the sight of the beautiful face would not be good
+for Patrick.
+
+'Yes; let him see the woman who could throw herself away on that branded
+villain called a prince, abjuring her Church for a little fouler than
+hangman to me and every gentleman alive. I desire that he should see it.
+Submission to the demands of her husband's policy required it of her,
+she says! Show it him when he returns; you have her miniature in your
+keeping. And to-morrow take him to look at the full-length of her before
+she left England and ceased to be a lady of our country. I will order it
+to be placed in the armoury. Let him see the miniature of her this day.'
+
+Mr. Adister resolved at the same time that Patrick should have his
+portrait of the prince for a set-off to the face of his daughter. He
+craved the relief it would be to him to lay his colours on the prince
+for the sparkling amazement of one whom, according to Caroline's
+description, he could expect to feel with him acutely, which neither
+his niece nor his lawyer had done: they never did when he painted the
+prince. He was unstrung, heavily plunged in the matter of his chagrin
+and grief: his unhealed wound had been scraped and strewn with salt
+by his daughter's letter; he had a thirst for the kind of sympathy he
+supposed he would find in the young Irishman's horror at the husband
+of the incomparable beauty now past redemption degraded by her hideous
+choice; lost to England and to her father and to common respect. For
+none, having once had the picture of the man, could dissociate them;
+they were like heaven and its reverse, everlastingly coupled in the mind
+by their opposition of characters and aspects. Her father could not,
+and he judged of others by himself. He had been all but utterly solitary
+since her marriage, brooded on it until it saturated him; too proud
+to speak of the thing in sadness, or claim condolence for this wound
+inflicted on him by the daughter he had idolised other than through the
+indirect method of causing people to wonder at her chosen yoke-fellow.
+Their stupefaction refreshed him. Yet he was a gentleman capable of
+apprehending simultaneously that he sinned against his pride in the
+means he adopted to comfort his nature. But the wound was a perpetual
+sickness needing soul-medicine. Proud as he was, and unbending, he
+was not stronger than his malady, and he could disguise, he could not
+contain, the cry of immoderate grief. Adiante had been to him something
+beyond a creature beloved; she had with her glorious beauty and
+great-heartedness been the sole object which had ever inspirited his
+imagination. He could have thought no man, not the most illustrious,
+worthy of her. And there she was, voluntarily in the hands of a monster!
+'Husband!' Mr. Adister broke away from Caroline, muttering: 'Her
+husband's policy!'
+
+She was used to his interjections; she sat thinking more of the strange
+request to her to show Mr. O'Donnell the miniature of Adiante. She
+had often thought that her uncle regretted his rejection of Philip.
+It appeared so to her now, though not by any consecutive process of
+reasoning. She went to fetch the miniature, and gazing on it, she tried
+to guess at Mr. O'Donnell's thoughts when doing the same; for who so
+inflammable as he? And who, woman or man, could behold this lighted
+face, with the dark raised eyes and abounding auburn tresses, where the
+contrast of colours was in itself thrilling, and not admire, or more,
+half worship, or wholly worship? She pitied the youth: she fancied
+that he would not continue so ingenuously true to his brother's love
+of Adiante after seeing it; unless one might hope that the light
+above beauty distinguishing its noble classic lines, and the energy
+of radiance, like a morning of chivalrous promise, in the eyes, would
+subdue him to distant admiration. These were her flitting thoughts
+under the spell of her queenly cousin's visage. She shut up the
+miniature-case, and waited to hand it to young Mr. O'Donnell.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER VII. THE MINIATURE
+
+Patrick returned to Earlsfont very late; he had but ten minutes to dress
+for dinner; a short allowance after a heated ride across miry tracks,
+though he would have expended some of them, in spite of his punctilious
+respect for the bell of the house entertaining him, if Miss Adister had
+been anywhere on the stairs or corridors as he rushed away to his room.
+He had things to tell; he had not been out over the country for nothing.
+
+Fortunately for his good social principles, the butler at Earlsfont was
+a wary supervisor of his man; great guest or little guest; Patrick's
+linen was prepared for him properly studded; he had only to spring out
+of one suit into another; and still more fortunately the urgency for a
+rapid execution of the manoeuvre prevented his noticing a large square
+envelope posted against the looking-glass of his toilette-table. He
+caught sight of it first when pulling down his shirt-cuffs with an air
+of recovered ease, not to say genial triumph, to think that the feat
+of grooming himself, washing, dressing and stripping, the accustomed
+persuasive final sweep of the brush to his hair-crop, was done before
+the bell had rung. His name was on the envelope; and under his name, in
+smaller letters,
+
+Adiante.
+
+'Shall I?' said he, doing the thing he asked himself about doing tearing
+open the paper cover of the portrait of her who had flitted in his head
+for years unseen. And there she was, remote but present.
+
+His underlip dropped; he had the look of those who bate breath and swarm
+their wits to catch a sound. At last he remembered that the summoning
+bell had been in his ears a long time back, without his having been
+sensible of any meaning in it. He started to and fro. The treasure he
+held declined to enter the breast-pocket of his coat, and the other
+pockets he perhaps, if sentimentally, justly discarded as being beneath
+the honour of serving for a temporary casket. He locked it up, with a
+vow to come early to rest. Even then he had thoughts whether it might be
+safe.
+
+Who spoke, and what they uttered at the repast, and his own remarks, he
+was unaware of. He turned right and left a brilliant countenance that
+had the glitter of frost-light; it sparkled and was unreceptive. No
+wonder Miss Adister deemed him wilder and stranger than ever. She
+necessarily supposed the excess of his peculiarities to be an effect of
+the portrait, and would have had him, according to her ideas of a young
+man of some depth of feeling, dreamier. On the contrary, he talked sheer
+commonplace. He had ridden to the spur of the mountains, and had put up
+the mare, and groomed and fed her, not permitting another hand to touch
+her: all very well, and his praises of the mare likewise, but he had not
+a syllable for the sublime of the mountains. He might have careered over
+midland flats for any susceptibility that he betrayed to the grandeur
+of the scenery she loved. Ultimately she fancied the miniature had been
+overlooked in his hurry to dress, and that he was now merely excited by
+his lively gallop to a certain degree of hard brightness noticeable in
+hunting men at their dinner.
+
+The elixir in Patrick carried him higher than mountain crests. Adiante
+illumined an expanded world for him, miraculous, yet the real one, only
+wanting such light to show its riches. She lifted it out of darkness
+with swift throbs of her heavenliness as she swam to his eyelids,
+vanished and dazzled anew, and made these gleams of her and the dark
+intervals his dream of the winged earth on her flight from splendour
+to splendour, secresy to secresy;--follow you that can, the youth whose
+heart is an opened mine, whose head is an irradiated sky, under the
+spell of imagined magical beauty. She was bugle, banner, sunrise, of his
+inmost ambition and rapture.
+
+And without a warning, she fled; her features were lost; his power of
+imagining them wrestled with vapour; the effort contracted his outlook.
+But if she left him blind of her, she left him with no lessened bigness
+of heart. He frankly believed in her revelation of a greater world and
+a livelier earth, a flying earth and a world wealthier than grouped
+history in heroic marvels: he fell back on the exultation of his having
+seen her, and on the hope for the speedy coming of midnight, when the
+fountain of her in the miniature would be seen and drunk of at his full
+leisure, and his glorious elation of thrice man almost up to mounting
+spirit would be restored to make him worthy of the vision.
+
+Meanwhile Caroline had withdrawn and the lord of Earlsfont was fretting
+at his theme. He had decided not to be a party in the sale of either of
+his daughter's estates: let her choose other agents: if the iniquity was
+committed, his hands would be clean of it. Mr. Adister spoke by way of
+prelude to the sketch of 'this prince' whose title was a lurid delusion.
+Patrick heard of a sexagenarian rake and Danube adventurer, in person
+a description of falcon-Caliban, containing his shagginess in a frogged
+hussar-jacket and crimson pantaloons, with hook-nose, fox-eyes, grizzled
+billow of frowsy moustache, and chin of a beast of prey. This fellow,
+habitually one of the dogs lining the green tables of the foreign Baths,
+snapping for gold all day and half the night, to spend their winnings
+in debauchery and howl threats of suicide, never fulfilled early enough,
+when they lost, claimed his princedom on the strength of his father's
+murder of a reigning prince and sitting in his place for six months,
+till a merited shot from another pretender sent him to his account.
+'What do you say to such a nest of assassins, and one of them, an
+outcast and blackleg, asking an English gentleman to acknowledge him as
+a member of his family! I have,' said Mr. Adister, 'direct information
+that this gibbet-bird is conspiring to dethrone--they call it--the
+present reigning prince, and the proceeds of my daughter's estates
+are, by her desire--if she has not written under compulsion of the
+scoundrel--intended to speed their blood-mongering. There goes a
+Welshwoman's legacy to the sea, with a herd of swine with devils in
+them!'
+
+Mr. Camminy kept his head bent, his hand on his glass of port. Patrick
+stared, and the working of his troubled brows gave the unhappy gentleman
+such lean comfort as he was capable of taking. Patrick in sooth was
+engaged in the hard attempt at the same time to do two of the most
+difficult things which can be proposed to the ingenuity of sensational
+youth: he was trying to excuse a respected senior for conduct that he
+could not approve, while he did inward battle to reconcile his feelings
+with the frightful addition to his hoard of knowledge: in other words,
+he sought strenuously to mix the sketch of the prince with the dregs of
+the elixir coming from the portrait of Adiante; and now she sank into
+obscurity behind the blackest of brushes, representing her incredible
+husband; and now by force of some natural light she broke through
+the ugly mist and gave her adored the sweet lines and colours of the
+features he had lost. There was an ebb and flow of the struggle, until,
+able to say to himself that he saw her clearly as though the portrait
+was in the palm of his hand, the battle of the imagination ceased
+and she was fairer for him than if her foot had continued pure of its
+erratic step: fairer, owing to the eyes he saw with; he had shaken
+himself free of the exacting senses which consent to the worship of
+women upon the condition of their possessing all the precious and the
+miraculous qualities; among others, the gift of an exquisite fragility
+that cannot break; in short, upon terms flattering to the individual
+devotee. Without knowing it he had done it and got some of the upholding
+strength of those noblest of honest men who not merely give souls to
+women--an extraordinary endowment of them--but also discourse to them
+with their souls.
+
+Patrick accepted Adiante's husband: the man was her husband. Hideous
+(for there was no combating her father's painting of him), he was almost
+interesting through his alliance:--an example of how much earth the
+worshipper can swallow when he is quite sincere. Instead of his going
+under eclipse, the beauty of his lady eclipsed her monster. He believed
+in her right to choose according to her pleasure since her lover was
+denied her. Sitting alone by his fire, he gazed at her for hours and
+bled for Philip. There was a riddle to be answered in her cutting
+herself away from Philip; he could not answer it; her face was the
+vindication and the grief. The usual traverses besetting true lovers
+were suggested to him, enemies and slanders and intercepted letters. He
+rejected them in the presence of the beautiful inscrutable. Small
+marvel that Philip had loved her. 'Poor fellow' Patrick cried aloud, and
+drooped on a fit of tears.
+
+The sleep he had was urgently dream-ridden to goals that eluded him and
+broadened to fresh races and chases waving something to be won which
+never was won, albeit untiringly pursued amid a series of adventures,
+tragic episodes; wild enthusiasm. The whole of it was featureless,
+a shifting agitation; yet he must have been endowed to extricate a
+particular meaning applied to himself out of the mass of tumbled
+events, and closely in relation to realities, for he quitted his bed
+passionately regretting that he had not gone through a course of drill
+and study of the military art. He remembered Mr. Adister's having said
+that military training was good for all gentlemen.
+
+'I could join the French Foreign Legion,' he thought.
+
+Adiante was as beautiful by day as by night. He looked. The riddle of
+her was more burdensome in the daylight.
+
+He sighed, and on another surging of his admiration launched the resolve
+that he would serve her blindly, without one question. How, when, where,
+and the means and the aim, he did not think of. There was she, and here
+was he, and heaven and a great heart would show the way.
+
+Adiante at eighteen, the full length of her, fresh in her love of
+Philip, was not the same person to him, she had not the same secret; she
+was beautiful differently. By right he should have loved the portrait
+best: but he had not seen it first; he had already lived through a life
+of emotions with the miniature, and could besides clasp the frame;
+and moreover he fondled an absurd notion that the miniature would be
+entrusted to him for a time, and was almost a possession. The pain of
+the thought of relinquishing it was the origin of this foolishness. And
+again, if it be fair to prove him so deeply, true to his brother though
+he was (admiration of a woman does thus influence the tides of our blood
+to render the noblest of us guilty of some unconscious wavering of our
+loyalty), Patrick dedicated the full-length of Adiante to Philip, and
+reserved the other, her face and neck, for himself.
+
+Obediently to Mr. Adister's order, the portrait had been taken from one
+of his private rooms and placed in the armoury, the veil covering the
+canvas of late removed. Guns and spears and swords overhead and about,
+the youthful figure of Adiante was ominously encompassed. Caroline stood
+with Patrick before the portrait of her cousin; she expected him to show
+a sign of appreciation. He asked her to tell him the Church whose forms
+of faith the princess had embraced. She answered that it was the Greek
+Church. 'The Greek,' said he, gazing harder at the portrait. Presently
+she said: 'It was a perfect likeness.' She named the famous artist who
+had painted it. Patrick's 'Ah' was unsatisfactory.
+
+'We,' said she, 'think it a living image of her as she was then.'
+
+He would not be instigated to speak.
+
+'You do not admire it, Mr. O'Donnell?' she cried.
+
+'Oh, but I do. That's how she looked when she was drawing on her gloves
+with good will to go out to meet him. You can't see her there and not
+be sure she had a heart. She part smiles; she keeps her mouth shut, but
+there's the dimple, and it means a thought, like a bubble bursting up
+from the heart in her breast. She's tall. She carries herself like a
+great French lady, and nothing beats that. It's the same colour, dark
+eyebrows and fair hair. And not thinking of her pride. She thinks of her
+walk, and the end of it, where he's waiting. The eyes are not the same.'
+
+'The same?' said Caroline.
+
+'As this.' He tapped on the left side. She did not understand it at all.
+
+'The bit of work done in Vienna,' said he.
+
+She blushed. 'Do you admire that so much?'
+
+'I do.'
+
+'We consider it not to be compared to this.'
+
+'Perhaps not. I like it better.'
+
+'But why do you like that better?' said Caroline, deeming it his
+wilfulness.
+
+Patrick put out a finger. 'The eyes there don't seem to say, “I'm
+yours to make a hero of you.” But look,' he drew forth from under his
+waistcoat the miniature, 'what don't they say here! It's a bright day
+for the Austrian capital that has her by the river Danube. Yours has a
+landscape; I've made acquaintance with the country, I caught the print
+of it on my ride yesterday; and those are your mountains. But mine has
+her all to herself while she's thinking undisturbed in her boudoir.
+I have her and her thoughts; that's next to her soul. I've an idea
+it ought to be given to Philip.' He craned his head round to woo some
+shadow of assent to the daring suggestion. 'Just to break the shock
+'twill be to my brother, Miss Adister. If I could hand him this, and
+say, “Keep it, for you'll get nothing more of her; and that's worth a
+kingdom.”'
+
+Caroline faltered: 'Your brother does not know?'
+
+'Pity him. His blow 's to come. He can't or he 'd have spoken of it to
+me. I was with him a couple of hours and he never mentioned a word of
+it, nor did Captain Con. We talked of Ireland, and the service, and some
+French cousins we have.'
+
+'Ladies?' Caroline inquired by instinct.
+
+'And charming,' said Patrick, 'real dear girls. Philip might have one,
+if he would, and half my property, to make it right with her parents.
+There'd be little use in proposing it. He was dead struck when the shaft
+struck him. That's love! So I determined the night after I'd shaken his
+hand I'd be off to Earlsfont and try my hardest for him. It's hopeless
+now. Only he might have the miniature for his bride. I can tell him a
+trifle to help him over his agony. She would have had him, she would,
+Miss Adister, if she hadn't feared he'd be talked of as Captain Con
+has been--about the neighbourhood, I mean, because he,' Patrick added
+hurriedly, 'he married an heiress and sank his ambition for distinction
+like a man who has finished his dinner. I'm certain she would. I have it
+on authority.'
+
+'What authority?' said Caroline coldly.
+
+'Her own old nurse.'
+
+'Jenny Williams?'
+
+'The one! I had it from her. And how she loves her darling Miss Adiante!
+She won't hear of “princess.” She hates that marriage. She was all for
+my brother Philip. She calls him “Our handsome lieutenant.” She'll keep
+the poor fellow a subaltern all his life.'
+
+'You went to Jenny's inn?'
+
+'The Earlsfont Arms, I went to. And Mrs. Jenny at the door, watching the
+rain. Destiny directed me. She caught the likeness to Philip on a lift
+of her eye, and very soon we sat conversing like old friends. We were
+soon playing at old cronies over past times. I saw the way to bring her
+out, so I set to work, and she was up in defence of her darling, ready
+to tell me anything to get me to think well of her. And that was the
+main reason, she said, why Miss Adiante broke with him and went abroad
+her dear child wouldn't have Mr. Philip abused for fortune-hunting. As
+for the religion, they could each have practised their own: her father
+would have consented to the fact, when it came on him in that undeniable
+shape of two made one. She says, Miss Adiante has a mighty soul; she has
+brave ideas. Miss Deenly, she calls her. Ay, and so has Philip: though
+the worst is, they're likely to drive him out of the army into politics
+and Parliament; and an Irishman there is a barrow trolling a load of
+grievances. Ah, but she would have kept him straight. Not a soldier
+alive knows the use of cavalry better than my brother. He wanted just
+that English wife to steady him and pour drops of universal fire into
+him; to keep him face to face with the world, I mean; letting him be
+true to his country in a fair degree, but not an old rainpipe and spout.
+She would have held him to his profession. And, Oh dear! She's a friend
+worth having, lost to Ireland. I see what she could have done there.
+Something bigger than an island, too, has to be served in our days: that
+is, if we don't forget our duty at home. Poor Paddy, and his pig, and
+his bit of earth! If you knew what we feel for him! I'm a landlord, but
+I'm one with my people about evictions. We Irish take strong root. And
+honest rent paid over to absentees, through an agent, if you think of
+it, seems like flinging the money that's the sweat of the brow into a
+stone conduit to roll away to a giant maw hungry as the sea. It's the
+bleeding to death of our land! Transactions from hand to hand of warm
+human flesh-nothing else will do: I mean, for men of our blood. Ah! she
+would have kept my brother temperate in his notions and his plans. And
+why absentees, Miss Adister? Because we've no centre of home life: the
+core has been taken out of us; our country has no hearth-fire. I'm for
+union; only there should be justice, and a little knowledge to make
+allowance for the natural cravings of a different kind of people. Well,
+then, and I suppose that inter-marriages are good for both. But here
+comes a man, the boldest and handsomest of his race, and he offers
+himself to the handsomest and sweetest of yours, and she leans to him,
+and the family won't have him. For he's an Irishman and a Catholic. Who
+is it then opposed the proper union of the two islands? Not Philip. He
+did his best; and if he does worse now he's not entirely to blame.
+The misfortune is, that when he learns the total loss of her on that
+rock-promontory, he'll be dashing himself upon rocks sure to shiver him.
+There's my fear. If I might take him this...?' Patrick pleaded with the
+miniature raised like the figure of his interrogation.
+
+Caroline's inward smile threw a soft light of humour over her features
+at the simple cunning of his wind-up to the lecture on his country's
+case, which led her to perceive a similar cunning simplicity in his
+identification of it with Philip's. It startled her to surprise, for
+the reason that she'd been reviewing his freakish hops from Philip to
+Ireland and to Adiante, and wondering in a different kind of surprise,
+how and by what profitless ingenuity he contrived to weave them
+together. Nor was she unmoved, notwithstanding her fancied perception
+of his Jesuitry: his look and his voice were persuasive; his love of his
+brother was deep; his change of sentiment toward Adiante after the
+tale told him by her old nurse Jenny, stood for proof of a generous
+manliness.
+
+Before she had replied, her uncle entered the armoury, and Patrick was
+pleading still, and she felt herself to be a piece of damask, a very
+fiery dye.
+
+To disentangle herself, she said on an impulse, desperately
+
+'Mr. O'Donnell begs to have the miniature for his brother.'
+
+Patrick swung instantly to Mr. Adister. 'I presumed to ask for it, sir,
+to carry it to Philip. He is ignorant about the princess as yet; he
+would like to have a bit of the wreck. I shan't be a pleasant messenger
+to him. I should be glad to take him something. It could be returned
+after a time. She was a great deal to Philip--three parts of his life.
+He has nothing of her to call his own.'
+
+'That!' said Mr. Adister. He turned to the virgin Adiante, sat down and
+shut his eyes, fetching a breath. He looked vacantly at Patrick.
+
+'When you find a man purely destructive, you think him a devil, don't
+you?' he said.
+
+'A good first cousin to one,' Patrick replied, watchful for a hint to
+seize the connection.
+
+'If you think of hunting to-day, we have not many minutes to spare
+before we mount. The meet is at eleven, five miles distant. Go and
+choose your horse. Caroline will drive there.'
+
+Patrick consulted her on a glance for counsel. 'I shall be glad to join
+you, sir, for to-morrow I must be off to my brother.'
+
+'Take it,' Mr. Adister waved his hand hastily. He gazed at his idol of
+untouched eighteen. 'Keep it safe,' he said, discarding the sight of the
+princess. 'Old houses are doomed to burnings, and a devil in the family
+may bring us to ashes. And some day...!' he could not continue his
+thought upon what he might be destined to wish for, and ran it on to,
+'Some day I shall be happy to welcome your brother, when it pleases him
+to visit me.'
+
+Patrick bowed, oppressed by the mighty gift. 'I haven't the word to
+thank you with, sir.'
+
+Mr. Adister did not wait for it.
+
+'I owe this to you, Miss Adister,' said Patrick.
+
+Her voice shook: 'My uncle loves those who loved her.'
+
+He could see she was trembling. When he was alone his ardour of
+gratefulness enabled him to see into her uncle's breast: the inflexible
+frigidity; lasting regrets and remorse; the compassion for Philip in
+kinship of grief and loss; the angry dignity; the stately generosity.
+
+He saw too, for he was clear-eyed when his feelings were not
+over-active, the narrow pedestal whereon the stiff figure of a man
+of iron pride must accommodate itself to stand in despite of tempests
+without and within; and how the statue rocks there, how much more
+pitiably than the common sons of earth who have the broad common field
+to fall down on and our good mother's milk to set them on their legs
+again.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER VIII. CAPTAIN CON AND MRS. ADISTER O'DONNELL
+
+Riding homeward from the hunt at the leisurely trot of men who have
+steamed their mounts pretty well, Mr. Adister questioned Patrick
+familiarly about his family, and his estate, and his brother's prospects
+in the army, and whither he intended first to direct his travels:
+questions which Patrick understood to be kindly put for the sake of
+promoting conversation with a companion of unripe age by a gentleman who
+had wholesomely excited his blood to run. They were answered, except the
+last one. Patrick had no immediate destination in view.
+
+'Leave Europe behind you,' said Mr. Adister warming, to advise him,
+and checking the trot of his horse. 'Try South America.' The lordly
+gentleman plotted out a scheme of colonisation and conquest in that
+region with the coolness of a practised freebooter. 'No young man is
+worth a job,' he said, 'who does not mean to be a leader, and as leader
+to have dominion. Here we are fettered by ancestry and antecedents.
+Had I to recommence without those encumbrances, I would try my fortune
+yonder. I stood condemned to waste my youth in idle parades, and hunting
+the bear and buffalo. The estate you have inherited is not binding on
+you. You can realise it, and begin by taking over two or three hundred
+picked Irish and English--have both races capable of handling spade and
+musket; purchasing some thousands of acres to establish a legal footing
+there.
+
+'You increase your colony from the mother country in the ratio of your
+prosperity, until your power is respected, and there is a necessity for
+the extension of your territory. When you are feared you will be on your
+mettle. They will favour you with provocation. I should not doubt the
+result, supposing myself to have under my sole command a trained body of
+men of English blood--and Irish.'
+
+'Owners of the soil,' rejoined Patrick, much marvelling.
+
+'Undoubtedly, owners of the soil, but owing you service.'
+
+'They fight sir'
+
+'It is hardly to be specified in the calculation, knowing them. Soldiery
+who have served their term, particularly old artillerymen, would be my
+choice: young fellows and boys among them. Women would have to be taken.
+Half-breeds are the ruin of colonists. Our men are born for conquest.
+We were conquerors here, and it is want of action and going physically
+forward that makes us a rusty people. There are--Mr. Adister's
+intonation told of his proposing a wretched alternative,--'the Pacific
+Islands, but they will soon be snapped up by the European and North
+American Governments, and a single one of them does not offer space. It
+would require money and a navy.' He mused. 'South America is the quarter
+I should decide for, as a young man. You are a judge of horses; you ride
+well; you would have splendid pastures over there; you might raise a
+famous breed. The air is fine; it would suit our English stock. We are
+on ground, Mr. O'Donnell, which my forefathers contested sharply and did
+not yield.'
+
+'The owners of the soil had to do that,' said Patrick. 'I can show the
+same in my country, with a difference.'
+
+'Considerably to your benefit.'
+
+'Everything has been crushed there barring the contrary opinion.'
+
+'I could expect such a remark from a rebel.'
+
+'I'm only interpreting the people, sir.'
+
+'Jump out of that tinder-box as soon as you can.'
+
+'When I was in South America, it astonished me that no Englishman had
+cast an eye on so inviting a land. Australia is not comparable with
+it. And where colonisations have begun without system, and without hard
+fighting to teach the settlers to value good leadership and respect
+their chiefs, they tumble into Republics.'
+
+Patrick would have liked to fling a word in about the Englishman's cast
+of his eye upon inviting lands, but the trot was resumed, the lord of
+Earlsfont having delivered his mind, and a minute made it happily too
+late for the sarcastic bolt. Glad that his tongue had been kept from
+wagging, he trotted along beside his host in the dusky evening over the
+once contested land where the gentleman's forefathers had done their
+deeds and firmly fixed their descendants. A remainder of dull red fire
+prolonged the half-day above the mountain strongholds of the former
+owners of the soil, upon which prince and bard and priest, and
+grappling natives never wanting for fierceness, roared to-arms in the
+beacon-flames from ridge to peak: and down they poured, and back they
+were pushed by the inveterate coloniser--stationing at threatened points
+his old 'artillerymen' of those days and so it ends, that bard and
+priest and prince; holy poetry, and divine prescription, and a righteous
+holding; are as naught against him. They go, like yonder embers of the
+winter sunset before advancing night: and to morrow the beacon-heaps
+are ashes, the conqueror's foot stamps on them, the wind scatters them;
+strangest of all, you hear victorious lawlessness appealing solemnly to
+God the law.
+
+Patrick was too young to philosophise upon his ideas; or else the series
+of pictures projected by the troops of sensations running through
+him were not of a solidity to support any structure of philosophy. He
+reverted, though rather in name than in spirit, to the abstractions,
+justice, consistency, right. They were too hard to think of, so
+he abandoned the puzzle of fitting them to men's acts and their
+consciences, and he put them aside as mere titles employed for the uses
+of a police and a tribunal to lend an appearance of legitimacy to the
+decrees of them that have got the upper hand. An insurrectionary rising
+of his breast on behalf of his country was the consequence. He kept
+it down by turning the whole hubbub within him to the practical
+contemplation of a visionary South America as the region for him and a
+fighting tenantry. With a woman, to crown her queen there, the prospect
+was fair. But where dwelt the woman possessing majesty suitable to such
+a dream in her heart or her head? The best he had known in Ireland and
+in France, preferred the charms of society to bold adventure.
+
+All the same, thought he, it's queer counsel, that we should set to work
+by buying a bit of land to win a clean footing to rob our neighbours:
+and his brains took another shot at Mr. Adister, this time without
+penetrating. He could very well have seen the matter he disliked in a
+man that he disliked; but the father of Adiante had touched him with the
+gift of the miniature.
+
+Patrick was not asked to postpone his departure from Earlsfont, nor was
+he invited to come again. Mr. Adister drove him to the station in the
+early morning, and gave him a single nod from the phaeton-box for a
+good-bye. Had not Caroline assured him at the leave-taking between them
+that he had done her uncle great good by his visit, the blank of the
+usual ceremonial phrases would have caused him to fancy himself an
+intruder courteously dismissed, never more to enter the grand old Hall.
+He was further comforted by hearing the stationmaster's exclamation
+of astonishment and pleasure at the sight of the squire 'in his place'
+handling the reins, which had not been witnessed for many a day and so
+it appeared that the recent guest had been exceptionally complimented.
+'But why not a warm word, instead of turning me off to decipher a bit of
+Egyptian on baked brick,' he thought, incurably Celtic as he was.
+
+From the moment when he beheld Mr. Adister's phaeton mounting a hill
+that took the first leap for the Cambrian highlands, up to his arrival
+in London, scarcely one of his 'ideas' darted out before Patrick, as
+they were in the habit of doing, like the enchanted bares of fairyland,
+tempting him to pursue, and changing into the form of woman ever, at
+some turn of the chase. For as he had travelled down to Earlsfont in the
+state of ignorance and hopefulness, bearing the liquid brains of that
+young condition, so did his acquisition of a particular fact destructive
+of hope solidify them about it as he travelled back: in other words,
+they were digesting what they had taken in. Imagination would not have
+stirred for a thousand fleeting hares: and principally, it may be,
+because he was conscious that no form of woman would anywhere come of
+them. Woman was married; she had the ring on her finger! He could at his
+option look on her in the miniature, he could think of her as being in
+the city where she had been painted; but he could not conjure her out
+of space; she was nowhere in the ambient air. Secretly she was a feeling
+that lay half slumbering very deep down within him, and he kept the
+secret, choosing to be poor rather than call her forth. He was in truth
+digesting with difficulty, as must be the case when it is allotted to
+the brains to absorb what the soul abhors.
+
+'Poor old Philip!' was his perpetual refrain. 'Philip, the girl you
+loved is married; and here's her portrait taken in her last blush; and
+the man who has her hasn't a share in that!' Thus, throwing in the ghost
+of a sigh for sympathy, it seemed to Patrick that the intelligence would
+have to be communicated. Bang is better, thought he, for bad news than
+snapping fire and feinting, when you're bound half to kill a fellow, and
+a manly fellow.
+
+Determined that bang it should be, he hurried from the terminus to
+Philip's hotel, where he had left him, and was thence despatched to the
+house of Captain Con O'Donnell, where he created a joyful confusion,
+slightly dashed with rigour on the part of the regnant lady; which is
+not to be wondered at, considering that both the gentlemen attending
+her, Philip and her husband, quitted her table with shouts at the
+announcement of his name, and her husband hauled him in unwashed before
+her, crying that the lost was found, the errant returned, the Prodigal
+Pat recovered by his kinsman! and she had to submit to the introduction
+of the disturber: and a bedchamber had to be thought of for the
+unexpected guest, and the dinner to be delayed in middle course, and her
+husband corrected between the discussions concerning the bedchamber, and
+either the guest permitted to appear at her table in sooty day-garb,
+or else a great gap commanded in the service of her dishes, vexatious
+extreme for a lady composed of orderliness. She acknowledged Patrick's
+profound salute and his excuses with just so many degrees in the
+inclining of her head as the polite deem a duty to themselves when the
+ruffling world has disarranged them.
+
+'Con!' she called to her chattering husband, 'we are in England, if you
+please.'
+
+'To be sure, madam,' said the captain, 'and so 's Patrick, thanks to
+the stars. We fancied him gone, kidnapped, burned, made a meal of and
+swallowed up, under the earth or the water; for he forgot to give us
+his address in town; he stood before us for an hour or so, and then the
+fellow vanished. We've waited for him gaping. With your permission I'll
+venture an opinion that he'll go and dabble his hands and sit with us as
+he is, for the once, as it happens.'
+
+'Let it be so,' she rejoined, not pacified beneath her dignity. She
+named the bedchamber to a footman.
+
+'And I'll accompany the boy to hurry him on,' said the captain, hurrying
+Patrick on as he spoke, till he had him out of the dining-room, when
+he whispered: 'Out with your key, and if we can scramble you into your
+evening-suit quick we shall heal the breach in the dinner. You dip your
+hands and face, I'll have out the dress. You've the right style for her,
+my boy: and mind, she is an excellent good woman, worthy of all respect:
+but formality's the flattery she likes: a good bow and short speech.
+Here we are, and the room's lighted. Off to the basin, give me the key;
+and here's hot water in tripping Mary's hands. The portmanteau opens
+easy. Quick! the door's shut on rosy Mary. The race is for domestic
+peace, my boy. I sacrifice everything I can for it, in decency. 'Tis the
+secret of my happiness.'
+
+Patrick's transformation was rapid enough to satisfy the impatient
+captain, who said: 'You'll tell her you couldn't sit down in her
+presence undressed. I married her at forty, you know, when a woman has
+reached her perfect development, and leans a trifle more to ceremonies
+than to substance. And where have you been the while?'
+
+'I'll tell you by and by,' said Patrick.
+
+'Tell me now, and don't be smirking at the glass; your necktie's as
+neat as a lady's company-smile, equal at both ends, and warranted not to
+relax before the evening 's over. And mind you don't set me off talking
+over-much downstairs. I talk in her presence like the usher of the Court
+to the judge. 'Tis the secret of my happiness.'
+
+'Where are those rascally dress-boots of mine?' cried Patrick.
+
+Captain Con pitched the contents of the portmanteau right and left.
+'Never mind the boots, my boy. Your legs will be under the table during
+dinner, and we'll institute a rummage up here between that and the
+procession to the drawing-room, where you'll be examined head to foot,
+devil a doubt of it. But say, where have you been? She'll be asking, and
+we're in a mess already, and may as well have a place to name to her,
+somewhere, to excuse the gash you've made in her dinner. Here they are,
+both of 'm, rolled in a dirty shirt!'
+
+Patrick seized the boots and tugged them on, saying 'Earlsfont, then.'
+
+'You've been visiting Earlsfont? Whack! but that's the saving of us!
+Talk to her of her brother he sends her his love. Talk to her of the
+ancestral hall--it stands as it was on the day of its foundation. Just
+wait about five minutes to let her punish us, before you out with it.
+'Twill come best from you. What did you go down there for? But don't
+stand answering questions; come along. Don't heed her countenance at
+the going in: we've got the talisman. As to the dressing, it's a perfect
+trick of harlequinade, and she'll own it after a dose of Earlsfont. And,
+by the way, she's not Mrs. Con, remember; she's Mrs. Adister O'Donnell:
+and that's best rolled out to Mistress. She's a worthy woman, but she
+was married at forty, and I had to take her shaped as she was, for
+moulding her at all was out of the question, and the soft parts of me
+had to be the sufferers, to effect a conjunction, for where one won't
+and can't, poor t' other must, or the union's a mockery. She was cast in
+bronze at her birth, if she wasn't cut in bog-root. Anyhow, you'll study
+her. Consider her for my sake. Madam, it should be--madam, call her,
+addressing her, madam. She hasn't a taste for jokes, and she chastises
+absurdities, and England's the foremost country of the globe, indirect
+communication with heaven, and only to be connected with such a country
+by the tail of it is a special distinction and a comfort for us; we're
+that part of the kite!--but, Patrick, she's a charitable soul; she's
+a virtuous woman and an affectionate wife, and doesn't frown to see me
+turn off to my place of worship while she drum-majors it away to her
+own; she entertains Father Boyle heartily, like the good woman she is
+to good men; and unfortunate females too have a friend in her, a real
+friend--that they have; and that 's a wonder in a woman chaste as ice.
+I do respect her; and I'd like to see the man to favour me with an
+opportunity of proving it on him! So you'll not forget, my boy; and
+prepare for a cold bath the first five minutes. Out with Earlsfont early
+after that. All these things are trifles to an unmarried man. I have
+to attend to 'm, I have to be politic and give her elbow-room for her
+natural angles. 'Tis the secret of my happiness.'
+
+Priming his kinsman thus up to the door of the diningroom, Captain Con
+thrust him in.
+
+Mistress Adister O'Donnell's head rounded as by slow attraction to the
+clock. Her disciplined husband signified an equal mixture of contrition
+and astonishment at the passing of time. He fell to work upon his plate
+in obedience to the immediate policy dictated to him.
+
+The unbending English lady contrasted with her husband so signally
+that the oddly united couple appeared yoked in a common harness for
+a perpetual display of the opposition of the races. She resembled her
+brother, the lord of Earlsfont, in her remarkable height and her calm
+air of authority and self-sustainment. From beneath a head-dress built
+of white curls and costly lace, half enclosing her high narrow forehead,
+a pale, thin, straight bridge of nose descended prominently over her
+sunken cheeks to thin locked lips. Her aspect suggested the repose of
+a winter landscape, enjoyable in pictures, or on skates, otherwise
+nipping.... Mental directness, of no greater breadth than her principal
+feature, was the character it expressed; and candour of spirit shone
+through the transparency she was, if that mild taper could be said to
+shine in proof of a vitality rarely notified to the outer world by the
+opening of her mouth; chiefly then, though not malevolently to command:
+as the portal of some snow-bound monastery opens to the outcast, bidding
+it be known that the light across the wolds was not deceptive and a
+glimmer of light subsists among the silent within. The life sufficed to
+her. She was like a marble effigy seated upright, requiring but to be
+laid at her length for transport to the cover of the tomb.
+
+Now Captain Con was by nature ruddy as an Indian summer flushed in all
+its leaves. The corners of his face had everywhere a frank ambush, or
+child's hiding-place, for languages and laughter. He could worm with a
+smile quite his own the humour out of men possessing any; and even under
+rigorous law, and it could not be disputed that there was rigour in the
+beneficent laws imposed upon him by his wife, his genius for humour and
+passion for sly independence came up and curled away like the smoke of
+the illicit still, wherein the fanciful discern fine sprites indulging
+in luxurious grimaces at a government long-nosed to no purpose. Perhaps,
+as Patrick said of him to Caroline Adister, he was a bard without a
+theme. He certainly was a man of speech, and the having fearfully to
+contain himself for the greater number of the hours of the day, for the
+preservation of the domestic felicity he had learnt to value, fathered
+the sentiment of revolt in his bosom.
+
+By this time, long after five minutes had elapsed, the frost presiding
+at the table was fast withering Captain Con; and he was irritable to
+hear why Patrick had gone off to Earlsfont, and what he had done there,
+and the adventures he had tasted on the road; anything for warmth. His
+efforts to fish the word out of Patrick produced deeper crevasses in the
+conversation, and he cried to himself: Hats and crape-bands! mightily
+struck by an idea that he and his cousins were a party of hired mourners
+over the meat they consumed. Patrick was endeavouring to spare his
+brother a mention of Earlsfont before they had private talk together. He
+answered neither to a dip of the hook nor to a pull.
+
+'The desert where you 've come from 's good,' said the captain, sharply
+nodding.
+
+Mrs. Adister O'Donnell ejaculated: 'Wine!' for a heavy comment upon one
+of his topics, and crushed it.
+
+Philip saw that Patrick had no desire to spread, and did not trouble
+him.
+
+'Good horses in the stable too,' said the captain.
+
+Patrick addressed Mrs. Adister: 'I have hardly excused myself to you,
+madam.'
+
+Her head was aloft in dumb apostrophe of wearifulness over another of
+her husband's topics.
+
+'Do not excuse yourself at all,' she said.
+
+The captain shivered. He overhauled his plotting soul publicly: 'Why
+don't you out with it yourself!' and it was wonderful why he had not
+done so, save that he was prone to petty conspiracy, and had thought
+reasonably that the revelation would be damp, gunpowder, coming from
+him. And for when he added: 'The boy's fresh from Earlsfont; he went
+down to look at the brav old house of the Adisters, and was nobly
+welcomed and entertained, and made a vast impression,' his wife sedately
+remarked to Patrick, 'You have seen my brother Edward.'
+
+'And brings a message of his love to you, my dear,' the Captain bit his
+nail harder.
+
+'You have a message for me?' she asked; and Patrick replied: 'The
+captain is giving a free translation. I was down there, and I took the
+liberty of calling on Mr. Adister, and I had a very kind reception. We
+hunted, we had a good day with the hounds. I think I remember hearing
+that you go there at Christmas, madam.'
+
+'Our last Christmas at Earlsfont was a sad meeting for the family. My
+brother Edward is well?'
+
+'I had the happiness to be told that I had been of a little service in
+cheering him.'
+
+'I can believe it,' said Mrs. Adister, letting her eyes dwell on the
+young man; and he was moved by the silvery tremulousness of her voice.
+
+She resumed: 'You have the art of dressing in a surprisingly short
+time.'
+
+'There!' exclaimed Captain Con: for no man can hear the words which
+prove him a prophet without showing excitement. 'Didn't I say so?
+Patrick's a hero for love or war, my dear. He stood neat and trim from
+the silk socks to the sprig of necktie in six minutes by my watch.
+And that's witness to me that you may count on him for what the great
+Napoleon called two-o'clock-in-the-morning courage; not too common even
+in his immortal army:--when it's pitch black and frosty cold, and you're
+buried within in a dream of home, and the trumpet springs you to your
+legs in a trice, boots and trowsers, coat and sword-belt and shako, and
+one twirl to the whiskers, and away before a second snap of the fingers
+to where the great big bursting end of all things for you lies crouching
+like a Java-Tiger--a ferocious beast painted undertaker's colour--for a
+leap at you in particular out of the dark;--never waiting an instant to
+ask what's the matter and pretend you don't know. That's rare, Philip;
+that's bravery; Napoleon knew the thing; and Patrick has it; my hand's
+on the boy's back for that.'
+
+The captain was permitted to discourse as he pleased: his wife was
+wholly given to the recent visitor to Earlsfont, whom she informed
+that Caroline was the youngest daughter of General Adister, her second
+brother, and an excellent maiden, her dear Edward's mainstay in his
+grief. At last she rose, and was escorted to the door by all present.
+But Captain Con rather shame-facedly explained to Patrick that it was
+a sham departure; they had to follow without a single spin to the
+claretjug: he closed the door merely to state his position; how at
+half-past ten he would be a free man, according to the convention, to
+which his wife honourably adhered, so he had to do likewise, as regarded
+his share of it. Thereupon he apologised to the brothers, bitterly
+regretting that, with good wine in the cellar, his could be no house for
+claret; and promising them they should sit in their shirts and stretch
+their legs, and toast the old country and open their hearts, no later
+than the minute pointing to the time for his deliverance.
+
+Mrs. Adister accepted her husband's proffered arm unhesitatingly at the
+appointed stroke of the clock. She said: 'Yes,' in agreement with him,
+as if she had never heard him previously enunciate the formula, upon his
+pious vociferation that there should be no trifling with her hours of
+rest.
+
+'You can find your way to my cabin,' he said to Philip over his
+shoulder, full of solicitude for the steps of the admirable lady now
+positively departing.
+
+As soon as the brothers were alone, Philip laid his hand on Patrick,
+asking him, 'What does it mean?'
+
+Patrick fired his cannon-shot: 'She's married!' Consulting his feelings
+immediately after, he hated himself for his bluntness.
+
+Philip tossed his head. 'But why did you go down there?'
+
+'I went,' said Patrick, 'well, I went.... I thought you looked wretched,
+and I went with an idea of learning where she was, and seeing if I
+couldn't do something. It's too late now; all's over.'
+
+'My dear boy, I've worse than that to think of.'
+
+'You don't mind it?'
+
+'That's old news, Patrick.'
+
+'You don't care for her any more, Philip?'
+
+'You wouldn't have me caring for a married woman?'
+
+'She has a perfect beast for a husband.'
+
+'I'm sorry she didn't make a better choice.'
+
+'He's a prince.'
+
+'So I hear.'
+
+'Ah! And what worse, Philip, can you be having to think of?'
+
+'Affairs,' Philip replied, and made his way to the cabin of Captain Con,
+followed in wonderment by Patrick, who would hardly have been his dupe
+to suppose him indifferent and his love of Adiante dead, had not the
+thought flashed on him a prospect of retaining the miniature for his
+own, or for long in his custody.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER IX. THE CAPTAIN'S CABIN
+
+Patrick left his brother at the second flight of stairs to run and fling
+on a shooting-jacket, into which he stuffed his treasure, after one peep
+that eclipsed his little dream of being allowed to keep it; and so he
+saw through Philip.
+
+The captain's cabin was the crown of his house-top, a builder's addition
+to the roof, where the detestable deeds he revelled in, calling them
+liberty, could be practised, according to the convention, and no one
+save rosy Mary, in her sense of smell, when she came upon her morning
+business to clean and sweep, be any the wiser of them, because, as it
+is known to the whole world, smoke ascends, and he was up among the
+chimneys. Here, he would say to his friends and fellow-sinners, you can
+unfold, unbosom, explode, do all you like, except caper, and there 's a
+small square of lead between the tiles outside for that, if the spirit
+of the jig comes upon you with violence, as I have had it on me, and
+eased myself mightily there, to my own music; and the capital of the
+British Empire below me. Here we take our indemnity for subjection to
+the tyrannical female ear, and talk like copious rivers meandering at
+their own sweet will. Here we roll like dogs in carrion, and no one to
+sniff at our coats. Here we sing treason, here we flout reason, night is
+out season at half-past ten.
+
+This introductory ode to Freedom was his throwing off of steam, the
+foretaste of what he contained. He rejoined his cousins, chirping
+variations on it, and attired in a green silken suit of airy Ottoman
+volume, full of incitement to the legs and arms to swing and set him up
+for a Sultan. 'Now Phil, now Pat,' he cried, after tenderly pulling
+the door to and making sure it was shut, 'any tale you've a mind
+for--infamous and audacious! You're licensed by the gods up here, and
+may laugh at them too, and their mothers and grandmothers, if the fit
+seizes ye, and the heartier it is the greater the exemption. We're
+pots that knock the lid and must pour out or boil over and destroy the
+furniture. My praties are ready for peelin', if ever they were in this
+world! Chuck wigs from sconces, and off with your buckram. Decency's a
+dirty petticoat in the Garden of Innocence. Naked we stand, boys! we're
+not afraid of nature. You're in the annexe of Erin, Pat, and devil a
+constable at the keyhole; no rats; I'll say that for the Government,
+though it's a despotism with an iron bridle on the tongue outside to a
+foot of the door. Arctic to freeze the boldest bud of liberty! I'd
+like a French chanson from ye, Pat, to put us in tune, with a right
+revolutionary hurling chorus, that pitches Kings' heads into the basket
+like autumn apples. Or one of your hymns in Gaelic sung ferociously to
+sound as horrid to the Saxon, the wretch. His reign 's not for ever; he
+can't enter here. You're in the stronghold defying him. And now cigars,
+boys, pipes; there are the boxes, there are the bowls. I can't smoke
+till I have done steaming. I'll sit awhile silently for the operation.
+Christendom hasn't such a man as your cousin Con for feeling himself
+a pig-possessed all the blessed day, acting the part of somebody
+else, till it takes me a quarter of an hour of my enfranchisement and
+restoration of my natural man to know myself again. For the moment, I'm
+froth, scum, horrid boiling hissing dew of the agony of transformation;
+I am; I'm that pig disgorging the spirit of wickedness from his poor
+stomach.'
+
+The captain drooped to represent the state of the self-relieving victim
+of the evil one; but fearful lest either of his cousins should usurp
+the chair and thwart his chance of delivering himself, he rattled
+away sympathetically with his posture in melancholy: 'Ay, we're
+poor creatures; pigs and prophets, princes and people, victors and
+vanquished, we 're waves of the sea, rolling over and over, and calling
+it life! There's no life save the eternal. Father Boyle's got the truth.
+Flesh is less than grass, my sons; 'tis the shadow that crosses the
+grass. I love the grass. I could sit and watch grassblades for hours. I
+love an old turf mound, where the grey grass nods and seems to know the
+wind and have a whisper with it, of ancient times maybe and most like;
+about the big chief lying underneath in the last must of his bones that
+a breath of air would scatter. They just keep their skeleton shape as
+they are; for the turf mound protects them from troubles: 'tis the nurse
+to that delicate old infant!--Waves of the sea, did I say? We're wash in
+a hog-trough for Father Saturn to devour; big chief and suckling babe,
+we all go into it, calling it life! And what hope have we of reading
+the mystery? All we can see is the straining of the old fellow's hams to
+push his old snout deeper into the gobble, and the ridiculous curl of a
+tail totally devoid of expression! You'll observe that gluttons have no
+feature; they're jaws and hindquarters; which is the beginning and end
+of 'm; and so you may say to Time for his dealing with us: so let it
+be a lesson to you not to bother your wits, but leave the puzzle to
+the priest. He understands it, and why? because he was told. There 's
+harmony in his elocution, and there's none in the modern drivel about
+where we're going and what we came out of. No wonder they call it an
+age of despair, when you see the big wigs filing up and down the
+thoroughfares with a great advertisement board on their shoulders,
+proclaiming no information to the multitude, but a blank note of
+interrogation addressed to Providence, as if an answer from above would
+be vouchsafed to their impudence! They haven't the first principles of
+good manners. And some of 'm in a rage bawl the answer for themselves.
+Hear that! No, Phil; No, Pat, no: devotion's good policy.--You're not
+drinking! Are you both of ye asleep? why do ye leave me to drone away
+like this, when it 's conversation I want, as in the days of our first
+parents, before the fig-leaf?--and you might have that for scroll
+and figure on the social banner of the hypocritical Saxon, who's a
+gormandising animal behind his decency, and nearer to the Arch-devourer
+Time than anything I can imagine: except that with a little exertion
+you can elude him. The whisky you've got between you 's virgin of the
+excise. I'll pay double for freepeaty any day. Or are you for claret, my
+lads? No? I'm fortified up here to stand a siege in my old round tower,
+like the son of Eremon that I am. Lavra Con! Con speaks at last! I don't
+ask you, Pat, whether you remember Maen, who was born dumb, and had
+for his tutors Ferkelne the bard and Crafting the harper, at pleasant
+Dinree: he was grandson of Leary Lore who was basely murdered by his
+brother Cova, and Cova spared the dumb boy, thinking a man without a
+tongue harmless, as fools do: being one of their savings-bank tricks, to
+be repaid them, their heirs, executors, administrators, and assigns at
+compound interest, have no fear. So one day Maen had an insult put on
+him; and 'twas this for certain: a ruffian fellow of the Court swore he
+couldn't mention the name of his father; and in a thundering fury Maen
+burst his tongue-tie, and the Court shouted Lavra Maen: and he had to go
+into exile, where he married in the middle of delicious love-adventures
+the beautiful Moira through the cunning of Craftine the harper. There's
+been no harper in my instance but plenty of ruffians to swear I'm too
+comfortable to think of my country.' The captain holloaed. 'Do they hear
+that? Lord! but wouldn't our old Celtic fill the world with poetry if
+only we were a free people to give our minds to 't, instead of to the
+itch on our backs from the Saxon horsehair shirt we're forced to wear.
+For, Pat, as you know, we're a loving people, we're a loyal people, we
+burn to be enthusiastic, but when our skins are eternally irritated, how
+can we sing? In a freer Erin I'd be the bard of the land, never doubt
+it. What am I here but a discontented idle lout crooning over the empty
+glories of our isle of Saints! You feel them, Pat. Phil's all for his
+British army, his capabilities of British light cavalry. Write me the
+history of the Enniskillens. I'll read it. Aha, my boy, when they 're
+off at the charge! And you'll oblige me with the tale of Fontenoy. Why,
+Phil has an opportunity stretching forth a hand to him now more than
+halfway that comes to a young Irishman but once in a century: backed by
+the entire body of the priesthood of Ireland too! and if only he was a
+quarter as full of the old country as you and I, his hair would stand up
+in fire for the splendid gallop at our head that's proposed to him. His
+country's gathered up like a crested billow to roll him into Parliament;
+and I say, let him be there, he 's the very man to hurl his gauntlet,
+and tell 'm, Parliament, so long as you are parliamentary, which means
+the speaking of our minds, but if you won't have it, then-and it 's on
+your heads before Europe and the two Americas. We're dying like a nun
+that 'd be out of her cloister, we're panting like the wife who hears of
+her husband coming home to her from the field of honour, for that young
+man. And there he is; or there he seems to be; but he's dead: and the
+fisherman off the west coast after dreaming of a magical haul, gets more
+fish than disappointment in comparison with us when we cast the net for
+Philip. Bring tears of vexation at the emptiness we pull back for our
+pains. Oh, Phil! and to think of your youth! We had you then. At least
+we had your heart. And we should have had the length and strength of
+you, only for a woman fatal to us as the daughter of Rhys ap Tudor,
+the beautiful Nesta:--and beautiful she was to match the mother of the
+curses trooping over to Ireland under Strongbow, that I'll grant you.
+But she reined you in when you were a real warhorse ramping and snorting
+flame from your nostrils, challenging any other to a race for Ireland;
+ay, a Cuchullin you were, Philip, Culann's chain-bound: but she unmanned
+you. She soaked the woman into you and squeezed the hero out of you. All
+for Adiante! or a country left to slavery! that's the tale. And what
+are you now? A paltry captain of hussars on the General's staff! One
+O'Donnell in a thousand! And what is she?--you needn't frown, Phil; I'm
+her relative by marriage, and she 's a lady. More than that, she shot
+a dart or two into my breast in those days, she did, I'll own it: I
+had the catch of the breath that warns us of convulsions. She was the
+morning star for beauty, between night and day, and the best colour of
+both. Welshmen and Irishmen and Englishmen tumbled into the pit, which
+seeing her was, and there we jostled for a glimpse quite companionably;
+we were too hungry for quarrelling; and to say, I was one of 'm, is a
+title to subsequent friendship. True; only mark me, Philip, and you,
+Patrick: they say she has married a prince, and I say no; she's took to
+herself a husband in her cradle; she's married ambition. I tell you, and
+this prince of hers is only a step she has taken, and if he chases her
+first mate from her bosom, he'll prove himself cleverer than she, and
+I dare him to the trial. For she's that fiery dragon, a beautiful woman
+with brains--which Helen of Troy hadn't, combustible as we know her
+to have been: but brains are bombshells in comparison with your
+old-fashioned pine-brands for kindling men and cities. Ambition's the
+husband of Adiante Adister, and all who come nigh her are steps to her
+aim. She never consulted her father about Prince Nikolas; she had begun
+her march and she didn't mean to be arrested. She simply announced her
+approaching union; and as she couldn't have a scion of one of the Royal
+House of Europe, she put her foot on Prince Nikolas. And he 's not to
+fancy he 's in for a peaceful existence; he's a stone in a sling, and
+probably mistaken the rocking that's to launch him through the air for
+a condition of remarkable ease, perfectly remarkable in its lullaby
+motion; ha! well, and I've not heard of ambition that didn't kill its
+votary: somehow it will; 'tis sure to. There she lies!'
+
+The prophetic captain pointed at the spot. He then said: 'And now I'm
+for my pipe, and the blackest clay of the party, with your permission.
+I'll just go to the window to see if the stars are out overhead. They're
+my blessed guardian angels.'
+
+There was a pause. Philip broke from a brown study to glance at his
+brother. Patrick made a queer face.
+
+'Fun and good-fellowship to-night, Con,' said Philip, as the captain
+sadly reported no star visible.
+
+'Have I ever flown a signal to the contrary?' retorted the captain.
+
+'No politics, and I 'll thank you,' said Philip: 'none of your early
+recollections. Be jovial.'
+
+'You should have seen me here the other night about a month ago; I
+smuggled up an old countrywoman of ours, with the connivance of rosy
+Mary,' said Captain Con, suffused in the merriest of grins. 'She sells
+apples at a stall at a corner of a street hard by, and I saw her sitting
+pulling at her old pipe in the cold October fog morning and evening for
+comfort, and was overwhelmed with compassion and fraternal sentiment;
+and so I invited her to be at the door of the house at half-past ten,
+just to have a roll with her in Irish mud, and mend her torn soul with
+a stitch or two of rejoicing. She told me stories; and one was pretty
+good, of a relative of hers, or somebody's--I should say, a century old,
+but she told it with a becoming air of appropriation that made it family
+history, for she's come down in the world, and this fellow had a stain
+of red upon him, and wanted cleaning; and, “What!” says the good father,
+“Mika! you did it in cold blood?” And says Mika, “Not I, your Riverence.
+I got myself into a passion 'fore I let loose.” I believe she smoked
+this identical pipe. She acknowledged the merits of my whisky, as
+poets do hearing fine verses, never clapping hands, but with the
+expressiveness of grave absorption. That's the way to make good things
+a part of you. She was a treat. I got her out and off at midnight, rosy
+Mary sneaking her down, and the old girl quiet as a mouse for the fun's
+sake. The whole intrigue was exquisitely managed.'
+
+'You run great risks,' Philip observed.
+
+'I do,' said the captain.
+
+He called on the brothers to admire the 'martial and fumial' decorations
+of his round tower, buzzing over the display of implements, while
+Patrick examined guns and Philip unsheathed swords. An ancient clay pipe
+from the bed of the Thames and one from the bed of the Boyne were
+laid side by side, and strange to relate, the Irish pipe and English
+immediately, by the mere fact of their being proximate, entered into
+rivalry; they all but leapt upon one another. The captain judicially
+decided the case against the English pipe, as a newer pipe of grosser
+manufacture, not so curious by any means.
+
+'This,' Philip held up the reputed Irish pipe, and scanned as he twirled
+it on his thumb, 'This was dropped in Boyne Water by one of William's
+troopers. It is an Orange pipe. I take it to be of English make.'
+
+'If I thought that, I'd stamp my heel on the humbug the neighbour
+minute,' said Captain Con. 'Where's the sign of English marks?'
+
+'The pipes resemble one another,' said Philip, 'like tails of
+Shannon-bred retrievers.'
+
+'Maybe they 're both Irish, then?' the captain caught at analogy to
+rescue his favourite from reproach.
+
+'Both of them are Saxon.'
+
+'Not a bit of it!'
+
+'Look at the clay.'
+
+'I look, and I tell you, Philip, it's of a piece with your lukewarmness
+for the country, or you wouldn't talk like that.'
+
+'There is no record of pipe manufactories in Ireland at the period you
+name.'
+
+'There is: and the jealousy of rulers caused them to be destroyed by
+decrees, if you want historical evidence.'
+
+'Your opposition to the Saxon would rob him of his pipe, Con!'
+
+'Let him go to the deuce with as many pipes as he can carry; but he
+shan't have this one.'
+
+'Not a toss-up of difference is to be seen in the pair.'
+
+'Use your eyes. The Irish bowl is broken, and the English has an inch
+longer stem!'
+
+'O the Irish bowl is broken!' Philip sang.
+
+'You've the heart of a renegade-foreigner not to see it!' cried the
+captain.
+
+Patrick intervened saying: 'I suspect they're Dutch.'
+
+'Well, and that 's possible.' Captain Con scrutinised them to calm his
+temper: 'there's a Dutchiness in the shape.'
+
+He offered Philip the compromise of 'Dutch' rather plaintively, but it
+was not accepted, and the pipes would have mingled their fragments on
+the hearthstone if Patrick had not stayed his arm, saying: 'Don't hurt
+them.'
+
+'And I won't,' the captain shook his hand gratefully.
+
+'But will Philip O'Donnell tell me that Ireland should lie down with
+England on the terms of a traveller obliged to take a bedfellow? Come!
+He hasn't an answer. Put it to him, and you pose him. But he 'll not
+stir, though he admits the antagonism. And Ireland is asked to lie down
+with England on a couch blessed by the priest! Not she. Wipe out our
+grievances, and then we'll begin to talk of policy. Good Lord!--love?
+The love of Ireland for the conquering country will be the celebrated
+ceremony in the concluding chapter previous to the inauguration of the
+millennium. Thousands of us are in a starving state at home this winter,
+Patrick. And it's not the fault of England?--landlordism 's not? Who
+caused the ruin of all Ireland's industries? You might as well say that
+it 's the fault of the poor beggar to go limping and hungry because his
+cruel master struck him a blow to cripple him. We don't want half and
+half doctoring, and it's too late in the day for half and half oratory.
+We want freedom, and we'll have it, and we won't leave it to the Saxon
+to think about giving it. And if your brother Philip won't accept this
+blazing fine offer, then I will, and you'll behold me in a new attitude.
+The fellow yawns! You don't know me yet, Philip. They tell us over here
+we ought to be satisfied. Fall upon our list of wrongs, and they set to
+work yawning. You can only move them by popping at them over hedges and
+roaring on platforms. They're incapable of understanding a complaint
+a yard beyond their noses. The Englishman has an island mind, and when
+he's out of it he's at sea.'
+
+'Mad, you mean,' said Philip.
+
+'I repeat my words, Captain Philip O'Donnell, late of the staff of the
+General commanding in Canada.'
+
+'The Irishman too has an island mind, and when he's out of it he's at
+sea, and unable to manage his craft,' said Philip.
+
+'You'll find more craft in him when he's buffeted than you reckoned on,'
+his cousin flung back. 'And if that isn't the speech of a traitor sold
+to the enemy, and now throwing off the mask, traitors never did mischief
+in Ireland! Why, what can you discover to admire in these people? Isn't
+their army such a combination of colours in the uniforms, with their
+yellow facings on red jackets, I never saw out of a doll-shop, and never
+saw there. And their Horse Guards, weedy to a man! fit for a doll-shop
+they are, by my faith! And their Foot Guards: Have ye met the fellows
+marching? with their feet turned out, flat as my laundress's irons, and
+the muscles of their calves depending on the joints to get 'm along, for
+elasticity never gave those bones of theirs a springing touch; and their
+bearskins heeling behind on their polls; like pot-house churls daring
+the dursn't to come on. Of course they can fight. Who said no? But they
+'re not the only ones: and they 'll miss their ranks before they can
+march like our Irish lads. The look of their men in line is for all
+the world to us what lack-lustre is to the eye. The drill they 've had
+hasn't driven Hodge out of them, it has only stiffened the dolt; and
+dolt won't do any longer; the military machine requires intelligence
+in all ranks now. Ay, the time for the Celt is dawning: I see it, and
+I don't often spy a spark where there isn't soon a blaze. Solidity and
+stupidity have had their innings: a precious long innings it has been;
+and now they're shoved aside like clods of earth from the risin flower.
+Off with our shackles! We've only to determine it to be free, and we'll
+bloom again; and I'll be the first to speak the word and mount the
+colours. Follow me! Will ye join in the toast to the emblem of Erin--the
+shamrock, Phil and Pat?'
+
+'Oh, certainly,' said Philip. 'What 's that row going on?' Patrick also
+called attention to the singular noise in the room. 'I fancy the time
+for the Celt is not dawning, but setting,' said Philip, with a sharp
+smile; and Patrick wore an artful look.
+
+A corner of the room was guilty of the incessant alarum. Captain Con
+gazed in that direction incredulously and with remonstrance. 'The
+tinkler it is!' he sighed. 'But it can't be midnight yet?' Watches were
+examined. Time stood at half-past the midnight. He groaned: 'I must go.
+I haven't heard the tinkler for months. It signifies she's cold in her
+bed. The thing called circulation's unknown to her save by the aid of
+outward application, and I 'm the warming pan, as legitimately I should
+be, I'm her husband and her Harvey in one. Goodbye to my hop and skip.
+I ought by rights to have been down beside her at midnight. She's the
+worthiest woman alive, and I don't shirk my duty. Be quiet!' he bellowed
+at the alarum; 'I 'm coming. Don't be in such a fright, my dear,' he
+admonished it as his wife, politely. 'Your hand'll take an hour to
+warm if you keep it out on the spring that sets the creature going.'
+He turned and informed his company: 'Her hand'll take an hour to warm.
+Dear! how she runs ahead: d' ye hear? That's the female tongue, and once
+off it won't stop. And this contrivance for fetching me from my tower to
+her bed was my own suggestion, in a fit of generosity! Ireland all over!
+I must hurry and wash my hair, for she can't bear a perfume to kill a
+stink; she carries her charitable heart that far. Good-night, I'll be
+thinking of ye while I'm warming her. Sit still, I can't wait; 'tis the
+secret of my happiness.' He fled. Patrick struck his knee on hearing the
+expected ballad-burden recur.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER X. THE BROTHERS
+
+'Con has learnt one secret,' said Philip, quitting his chair.
+
+Patrick went up to him, and, 'Give us a hug,' he said, and the hug was
+given.
+
+They were of an equal height, tall young men, alert, nervously braced
+from head to foot, with the differences between soldier and civilian
+marked by the succintly military bearing of the elder brother, whose
+movements were precise and prompt, and whose frame was leopardlike in
+indolence. Beside him Patrick seemed cubbish, though beside another
+he would not have appeared so. His features were not so brilliantly
+regular, but were a fanciful sketch of the same design, showing a wider
+pattern of the long square head and the forehead, a wavering at the dip
+of the nose, livelier nostrils: the nostrils dilated and contracted, and
+were exceeding alive. His eyelids had to do with the look of his eyes,
+and were often seen cutting the ball. Philip's eyes were large on the
+pent of his brows, open, liquid, and quick with the fire in him. Eyes
+of that quality are the visible mind, animated both to speak it and
+to render it what comes within their scope. They were full, unshaded
+direct, the man himself, in action. Patrick's mouth had to be studied
+for an additional index to the character. To symbolise them, they were
+as a sword-blade lying beside book.
+
+Men would have thought Patrick the slippery one of the two: women would
+have inclined to confide in him the more thoroughly; they bring feeling
+to the test, and do not so much read a print as read the imprinting on
+themselves; and the report that a certain one of us is true as steel,
+must be unanimous at a propitious hour to assure them completely that
+the steel is not two-edged in the fully formed nature of a man whom they
+have not tried. They are more at home with the unformed, which lends
+itself to feeling and imagination. Besides Patrick came nearer to them;
+he showed sensibility. They have it, and they deem it auspicious of
+goodness, or of the gentleness acceptable as an equivalent. Not the less
+was Philip the one to inspire the deeper and the wilder passion.
+
+'So you've been down there?' said Philip. 'Tell us of your welcome.
+Never mind why you went: I think I see. You're the Patrick of fourteen,
+who tramped across Connaught for young Dermot to have a sight of you
+before he died, poor lad. How did Mr. Adister receive you?'
+
+Patrick described the first interview.
+
+Philip mused over it. 'Yes, those are some of his ideas: gentlemen are
+to excel in the knightly exercises. He used to fence excellently, and he
+was a good horseman. The Jesuit seminary would have been hard for him to
+swallow once. The house is a fine old house: lonely, I suppose.'
+
+Patrick spoke of Caroline Adister and pursued his narrative. Philip was
+lost in thought. At the conclusion, relating to South America, he raised
+his head and said: 'Not so foolish as it struck you, Patrick. You and I
+might do that,--without the design upon the original owner of the
+soil! Irishmen are better out of Europe, unless they enter one of the
+Continental services.'
+
+'What is it Con O'Donnell proposes to you?' Patrick asked him earnestly.
+
+'To be a speaking trumpet in Parliament. And to put it first among the
+objections, I haven't an independence; not above two hundred a year.'
+
+'I'll make it a thousand,' said Patrick, 'that is, if my people can
+pay.'
+
+'Secondly, I don't want to give up my profession. Thirdly, fourthly,
+fifthly, once there, I should be boiling with the rest. I never could
+go half way. This idea of a commencement gives me a view of the finish.
+Would you care to try it?'
+
+'If I'm no wiser after two or three years of the world I mean to make
+a better acquaintance with,' Patrick replied. 'Over there at home one
+catches the fever, you know. They have my feelings, and part of my
+judgement, and whether that's the weaker part I can't at present decide.
+My taste is for quiet farming and breeding.'
+
+'Friendship, as far as possible; union, if the terms are fair,' said
+Philip. 'It's only the name of union now; supposing it a concession that
+is asked of them; say, sacrifice; it might be made for the sake of what
+our people would do to strengthen the nation. But they won't try to
+understand our people. Their laws, and their rules, their systems are
+forced on a race of an opposite temper, who would get on well enough,
+and thrive, if they were properly consulted. Ireland 's the sore place
+of England, and I'm sorry for it. We ought to be a solid square, with
+Europe in this pickle. So I say, sitting here. What should I be saying
+in Parliament?'
+
+'Is Con at all likely, do you think, Philip?'
+
+'He might: and become the burlesque Irishman of the House. There must be
+one, and the lot would be safe to fall on him.'
+
+'Isn't he serious about it?'
+
+'Quite, I fancy; and that will be the fun. A serious fellow talking
+nonsense with lively illustrations, is just the man for House of Commons
+clown. Your humorous rogue is not half so taking. Con would be the
+porpoise in a fish tank there, inscrutably busy on his errand and
+watched for his tumblings. Better I than he; and I should make a worse
+of it--at least for myself.'
+
+'Wouldn't the secret of his happiness interfere?'
+
+'If he has the secret inside his common sense. The bulk of it I suspect
+to be, that he enjoys his luxuries and is ashamed of his laziness; and
+so the secret pulls both ways. One day a fit of pride may have him, or
+one of his warm impulses, and if he's taken in the tide of it, I shall
+grieve for the secret.'
+
+'You like his wife, Philip?'
+
+'I respect her. They came together,--I suppose, because they were near
+together, like the two islands, in spite of the rolling waves between.
+I would not willingly see the union disturbed. He warms her, and she
+houses him. And he has to control the hot blood that does the warming,
+and she to moderate the severity of her principles, which are an
+essential part of the housing. Oh! shiver politics, Patrice. I wish I
+had been bred in France: a couple of years with your Pere Clement, and
+I could have met Irishmen and felt to them as an Irishman, whether they
+were disaffected or not. I wish I did. When I landed the other day, I
+thought myself passably cured, and could have said that rhetoric is
+the fire-water of our country, and claptrap the springboard to send
+us diving into it. I like my comrades-in-arms, I like the character of
+British officers, and the men too--I get on well with them. I declare
+to you, Patrice, I burn to live in brotherhood with them, not a rift of
+division at heart! I never show them that there is one. But our early
+training has us; it comes on us again; three or four days with Con have
+stirred me; I don't let him see it, but they always do: these tales of
+starvations and shootings, all the old work just as when I left, act on
+me like a smell of powder. I was dipped in “Ireland for the Irish”; and
+a contented Irishman scarcely seems my countryman.'
+
+'I suppose it 's like what I hear of as digesting with difficulty,'
+Patrick referred to the state described by his brother.
+
+'And not the most agreeable of food,' Philip added.
+
+'It would be the secret of our happiness to discover how to make the
+best of it, if we had to pay penance for the discovery by living in an
+Esquimaux shanty,' said Patrick.
+
+'With a frozen fish of admirable principles for wife,' said Philip.
+
+'Ah, you give me shudders!'
+
+'And it's her guest who talks of her in that style! and I hope to be
+thought a gentleman!' Philip pulled himself up. 'We may be all in the
+wrong. The way to begin to think so, is to do them an injury and forget
+it. The sensation's not unpleasant when it's other than a question of
+good taste. But politics to bed, Patrice. My chief is right--soldiers
+have nothing to do with them. What are you fiddling at in your coat
+there?'
+
+'Something for you, my dear Philip.' Patrick brought out the miniature.
+He held it for his brother to look. 'It was the only thing I could get.
+Mr. Adister sends it. The young lady, Miss Caroline, seconded me. They
+think more of the big portrait: I don't. And it 's to be kept carefully,
+in case of the other one getting damaged. That's only fair.'
+
+Philip drank in the face upon a swift shot of his eyes.
+
+'Mr. Adister sends it?' His tone implied wonder at such a change in
+Adiante's father.
+
+'And an invitation to you to visit him when you please.'
+
+'That he might do,' said Philip: it was a lesser thing than to send her
+likeness to him.
+
+Patrick could not help dropping his voice: 'Isn't it very like?' For
+answer the miniature had to be inspected closely.
+
+Philip was a Spartan for keeping his feelings under.
+
+'Yes,' he said, after an interval quick with fiery touches on the
+history of that face and his life. 'Older, of course. They are the
+features, of course. The likeness is not bad. I suppose it resembles her
+as she is now, or was when it was painted. You 're an odd fellow to have
+asked for it.'
+
+'I thought you would wish to have it, Philip.'
+
+'You're a good boy, Patrice. Light those candles we'll go to bed. I want
+a cool head for such brains as I have, and bumping the pillow all night
+is not exactly wholesome. We'll cross the Channel in a few days, and see
+the nest, and the mother, and the girls.'
+
+'Not St. George's Channel. Mother would rather you would go to France
+and visit the De Reuils. She and the girls hope you will keep out of
+Ireland for a time: it's hot. Judge if they're anxious, when it's to
+stop them from seeing you, Philip!'
+
+'Good-night, dear boy.' Philip checked the departing Patrick. 'You can
+leave that.' He made a sign for the miniature to be left on the table.
+
+Patrick laid it there. His brother had not touched it, and he could have
+defended himself for having forgotten to leave it, on the plea that it
+might prevent his brother from having his proper share of sleep; and
+also, that Philip had no great pleasure in the possession of it. The
+two pleas, however, did not make one harmonious apology, and he went
+straight to the door in an odd silence, with the step of a decorous
+office-clerk, keeping his shoulders turned on Philip to conceal his look
+of destitution.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XI. INTRODUCING A NEW CHARACTER
+
+Letters and telegrams and morning journals lay on the breakfast-table,
+awaiting the members of the household with combustible matter. Bad news
+from Ireland came upon ominous news from India. Philip had ten words
+of mandate from his commanding officer, and they signified action,
+uncertain where. He was the soldier at once, buckled tight and buttoned
+up over his private sentiments. Vienna shot a line to Mrs. Adister
+O'Donnell. She communicated it: 'The Princess Nikolas has a son!' Captain
+Con tossed his newspaper to the floor, crying:
+
+'To-day the city'll be a chimney on fire, with the blacks in everybody's
+faces; but I must go down. It's hen and chicks with the director of a
+City Company. I must go.'
+
+Did you say, madam?' Patrick inquired. 'A son,' said Mrs. Adister.
+
+'And the military holloaing for reinforcements,' exclaimed Con. 'Pheu!
+Phil!'
+
+'That's what it comes to,' was Philip's answer. 'Precautionary measures,
+eh?'
+
+'You can make them provocative.' 'Will you beg for India?' 'I shall hear
+in an hour.' 'Have we got men?'
+
+'Always the question with us.'
+
+'What a country!' sighed the captain. 'I'd compose ye a song of old
+Drowsylid, except that it does no good to be singing it at the only time
+when you can show her the consequences of her sluggery. A country of
+compromise goes to pieces at the first cannon-shot of the advance, and
+while she's fighting on it's her poor business to be putting herself
+together again: So she makes a mess of the beginning, to a certainty. If
+it weren't that she had the army of Neptune about her--'
+
+'The worst is she may some day start awake to discover that her
+protecting deity 's been napping too.--A boy or girl did you say, my
+dear?'
+
+His wife replied: 'A son.'
+
+'Ah! more births.' The captain appeared to be computing. 'But this
+one's out of England: and it's a prince I suppose they'll call him: and
+princes don't count in the population for more than finishing touches,
+like the crossing of t's and dotting of i's, though true they're the
+costliest, like some flowers and feathers, and they add to the lump on
+Barney's back. But who has any compassion for a burdened donkey? unless
+when you see him standing immortal meek! Well, and a child of some sort
+must have been expected? Because it's no miracle after marriage: worse
+luck for the crowded earth!'
+
+'Things may not be expected which are profoundly distasteful,' Mrs.
+Adister remarked.
+
+'True,' said her sympathetic husband. ''Tis like reading the list of the
+dead after a battle where you've not had the best of it--each name 's a
+startling new blow. I'd offer to run to Earlsfont, but here's my company
+you would have me join for the directoring of it, you know, my dear, to
+ballast me, as you pretty clearly hinted; and all 's in the city to-day
+like a loaf with bad yeast, thick as lead, and sour to boot. And a howl
+and growl coming off the wilds of Old Ireland! We're smitten to-day in
+our hearts and our pockets, and it 's a question where we ought to feel
+it most, for the sake of our families.'
+
+'Do you not observe that your cousins are not eating?' said his
+wife, adding, to Patrick: 'I entertain the opinion that a sound
+breakfast-appetite testifies to the proper vigour of men.'
+
+'Better than a doctor's pass: and to their habits likewise,' Captain Con
+winked at his guests, begging them to steal ten minutes out of the fray
+for the inward fortification of them.
+
+Eggs in the shell, and masses of eggs, bacon delicately thin and curling
+like Apollo's locks at his temples, and cutlets, caviar, anchovies in
+the state of oil, were pressed with the captain's fervid illustrations
+upon the brothers, both meditatively nibbling toast and indifferent to
+the similes he drew and applied to life from the little fish which had
+their sharpness corrected but not cancelled by the improved liquid they
+swam in. 'Like an Irishman in clover,' he said to his wife to pay her a
+compliment and coax an acknowledgement: 'just the flavour of the salt of
+him.'
+
+Her mind was on her brother Edward, and she could not look sweet-oily,
+as her husband wooed her to do, with impulse to act the thing he was
+imagining.
+
+'And there is to-morrow's dinner-party to the Mattocks: I cannot travel
+to Earlsfont,' she said.
+
+'Patrick is a disengaged young verderer, and knows the route, and has a
+welcome face there, and he might go, if you're for having it performed
+by word of mouth. But, trust me, my dear, bad news is best communicated
+by telegraph, which gives us no stupid articles and particles to quarrel
+with. “Boy born Vienna doctor smiling nurse laughing.” That tells it
+all, straight to the understanding, without any sickly circumlocutory
+stuff; and there's nothing more offensive to us when we're hurt at
+intelligence. For the same reason, Colonel Arthur couldn't go, since
+you'll want him to meet the Mattocks?'
+
+Captain Con's underlip shone with a roguish thinness.
+
+'Arthur must be here,' said Mrs. Adister. 'I cannot bring myself to
+write it. I disapprove of telegrams.'
+
+She was asking to be assisted, so her husband said:
+
+'Take Patrick for a secretary. Dictate. He has a bold free hand and'll
+supply all the fiorituri and arabesques necessary to the occasion
+running.'
+
+She gazed at Patrick as if to intimate that he might be enlisted, and
+said: 'It will be to Caroline. She will break it to her uncle.'
+
+'Right, madam, on the part of a lady I 've never known to be wrong! And
+so, my dear, I must take leave of you, to hurry down to the tormented
+intestines of that poor racked city, where the winds of panic are
+violently engaged in occupying the vacuum created by knocking over what
+the disaster left standing; and it 'll much resemble a colliery accident
+there, I suspect, and a rescue of dead bodies. Adieu, my dear.' He
+pressed his lips on her thin fingers.
+
+Patrick placed himself at Mrs. Adister's disposal as her secretary. She
+nodded a gracious acceptance of him.
+
+'I recommended the telegraph because it's my wife's own style, and comes
+better from wires,' said the captain, as they were putting on their
+overcoats in the hall. 'You must know the family. “Deeds not words”
+ would serve for their motto. She hates writing, and doesn't much love
+talking. Pat 'll lengthen her sentences for her. She's fond of Adiante,
+and she sympathises with her brother Edward made a grandfather through
+the instrumentality of that foreign hooknose; and Patrick must turn the
+two dagger sentiments to a sort of love-knot and there's the task he'll
+have to work out in his letter to Miss Caroline. It's fun about Colonel
+Arthur not going. He's to meet the burning Miss Mattock, who has gold
+on her crown and a lot on her treasury, Phil, my boy! but I'm bound in
+honour not to propose it. And a nice girl, a prize; afresh healthy girl;
+and brains: the very girl! But she's jotted down for the Adisters, if
+Colonel Arthur can look lower than his nose and wag his tongue a bit.
+She's one to be a mother of stout ones that won't run up big doctors'
+bills or ask assistance in growing. Her name's plain Jane, and she 's a
+girl to breed conquerors; and the same you may say of her brother John,
+who 's a mighty fit man, good at most things, though he counts his
+fortune in millions, which I've heard is lighter for a beggar to perform
+than in pounds, but he can count seven, and beat any of us easy by
+showing them millions! We might do something for them at home with
+a million or two, Phil. It all came from the wedding of a railway
+contractor, who sprang from the wedding of a spade and a clod--and
+probably called himself Mattock at his birth, no shame to him.'
+
+'You're for the city,' said Philip, after they had walked down the
+street.
+
+'Not I,' said Con. 'Let them play Vesuvius down there. I've got another
+in me: and I can't stop their eruption, and they wouldn't relish mine.
+I know a little of Dick Martin, who called on the people to resist, and
+housed the man Liffey after his firing the shot, and I'm off to Peter
+M'Christy, his brother-in-law. I'll see Distell too. I must know if it
+signifies the trigger, or I'm agitated about nothing. Dr. Forbery'll be
+able to tell how far they mean going for a patriotic song.
+
+ “For we march in ranks to the laurelled banks,
+ On the bright horizon shining,
+ Though the fields between run red on the green,
+ And many a wife goes pining.”
+
+Will you come, Phil?'
+
+'I 'm under orders.'
+
+'You won't engage yourself by coming.'
+
+'I'm in for the pull if I join hands.'
+
+'And why not?--inside the law, of course.'
+
+'While your Barney skirmishes outside!'
+
+'And when the poor fellow's cranium's cracking to fling his cap in the
+air, and physician and politician are agreed it's good for him to do it,
+or he'll go mad and be a dangerous lunatic! Phil, it must be a blow
+now and then for these people over here, else there's no teaching their
+imaginations you're in earnest; for they've got heads that open only to
+hard raps, these English; and where injustice rules, and you'd spread a
+light of justice, a certain lot of us must give up the ghost--naturally
+on both sides. Law's law, and life's life, so long as you admit that the
+law is bad; and in that case, it's big misery and chronic disease to let
+it be and at worst a jump and tumble into the next world, of a score or
+two of us if we have a wrestle with him. But shake the old villain; hang
+on him and shake him. Bother his wig, if he calls himself Law. That 's
+how we dust the corruption out of him for a bite or two in return. Such
+is humanity, Phil: and you must allow for the roundabout way of moving
+to get into the straight road at last. And I see what you're for saying:
+a roundabout eye won't find it! You're wrong where there are dozens of
+corners. Logic like yours, my boy, would have you go on picking at the
+Gordian Knot till it became a jackasses' race between you and the rope
+which was to fall to pieces last.--There 's my old girl at the stall,
+poor soul! See her!'
+
+Philip had signalled a cabman to stop. He stood facing his cousin with a
+close-lipped smile that summarised his opinion and made it readable.
+
+'I have no time for an introduction to her this morning,' he said.
+
+'You won't drop in on Distell to hear the latest brewing? And, by the
+by, Phil, tell us, could you give us a hint for packing five or six
+hundred rifles and a couple of pieces of cannon?'
+
+Philip stared; he bent a lowering frown on his cousin, with a twitch at
+his mouth.
+
+'Oh! easy!' Con answered the look; 'it's for another place and harder to
+get at.'
+
+He was eyed suspiciously and he vowed the military weapons were for
+another destination entirely, the opposite Pole.
+
+'No, you wouldn't be in for a crazy villainy like that!' said Philip.
+
+'No, nor wink to it,' said Con. 'But it's a question about packing
+cannon and small arms; and you might be useful in dropping a hint or
+two. The matter's innocent. It's not even a substitution of one form of
+Government for another: only a change of despots, I suspect. And here's
+Mr. John Mattock himself, who'll corroborate me, as far as we can
+let you into the secret before we've consulted together. And he's an
+Englishman and a member of Parliament, and a Liberal though a landlord,
+a thorough stout Briton and bulldog for the national integrity, not
+likely to play at arms and ammunition where his country's prosperity
+'s concerned. How d' ye do, Mr. Mattock--and opportunely, since it's
+my cousin, Captain Philip O'Donnell, aide-de-camp to Sir Charles, fresh
+from Canada, of whom you've heard, I'd like to make you acquainted with,
+previous to your meeting at my wife's table tomorrow evening.'
+
+Philip bowed to a man whose notion of the ceremony was to nod.
+
+Con took him two steps aside and did all the talking. Mr. Mattock
+listened attentively the first half-minute, after which it could be
+perceived that the orator was besieging a post, or in other words a
+Saxon's mind made up on a point of common sense. His appearance was
+redolently marine; his pilot coat, flying necktie and wideish trowsers,
+a general airiness of style on a solid frame, spoke of the element his
+blue eyes had dipped their fancy in, from hereditary inclination. The
+colour of a sandpit was given him by hair and whiskers of yellow-red on
+a ruddy face. No one could express a negative more emphatically without
+wording it, though he neither frowned nor gesticulated to that effect.
+
+'Ah!' said Con, abruptly coming to an end after an eloquent appeal. 'And
+I think I'm of your opinion: and the sea no longer dashes at the rock,
+but makes itself a mirror to the same. She'll keep her money and nurse
+her babe, and not be trying risky adventures to turn him into a reigning
+prince. Only this: you'll have to persuade her the thing is impossible.
+She'll not take it from any of us. She looks on you as Wisdom in the
+uniform of a great commander, and if you say a thing can be done it 's
+done.'
+
+'The reverse too, I hope,' said Mr. Mattock, nodding and passing on his
+way.
+
+'That I am not so sure of,' Con remarked to himself. 'There's a change
+in a man through a change in his position! Six months or so back, Phil,
+that man came from Vienna, the devoted slave of the Princess Nikolas.
+He'd been there on his father's business about one of the Danube
+railways, and he was ready to fill the place of the prince at the head
+of his phantom body of horse and foot and elsewhere. We talked of his
+selling her estates for the purchase of arms and the enemy--as many
+as she had money for. We discussed it as a matter of business. She
+had bewitched him: and would again, I don't doubt, if she were here to
+repeat the dose. But in the interim his father dies, he inherits; and
+he enters Parliament, and now, mind you, the man who solemnly calculated
+her chances and speculates on the transmission of rifled arms of the
+best manufacture and latest invention by his yacht and with his loads
+of rails, under the noses of the authorities, like a master rebel, and a
+chivalrous gentleman to boot, pooh poohs the whole affair. You saw him.
+Grave as an owl, the dead contrary of his former self!'
+
+'I thought I heard you approve him,' said Philip.
+
+'And I do. But the poor girl has ordered her estates to be sold to
+cast the die, and I 'm taking the view of her disappointment, for she
+believes he can do anything; and if I know the witch, her sole comfort
+lying in the straw is the prospect of a bloody venture for a throne.
+The truth is, to my thinking, it's the only thing she has to help her to
+stomach her husband.'
+
+'But it's rank idiocy to suppose she can smuggle cannon!' cried Philip.
+
+'But that man Mattock's not an idiot and he thought she could. And it 's
+proof he was under a spell. She can work one.'
+
+'The country hasn't a port.'
+
+'Round the Euxine and up the Danube, with the British flag at the stern.
+I could rather enjoy the adventure. And her prince is called for. He's
+promised a good reception when he drops down the river, they say. A bit
+of a scrimmage on the landing-pier may be, and the first field or two,
+and then he sits himself, and he waits his turn. The people change their
+sovereigns as rapidly as a London purse. Two pieces of artillery and
+two or three hundred men and a trumpet alter the face of the land
+there. Sometimes a trumpet blown by impudence does it alone. They're
+enthusiastic for any new prince. He's their Weekly Journal or Monthly
+Magazine. Let them make acquaintance with Adiante Adister, I'd not swear
+she wouldn't lay fast hold of them.'
+
+Philip signalled to his driver, and Captain Con sang out his dinner-hour
+for a reminder to punctuality, thoughtful of the feelings of his wife.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XII. MISS MATTOCK
+
+Mrs. Adister O'Donnell, in common with her family, had an extreme
+dislike of the task of composing epistles, due to the circumstance that
+she was unable, unaided, to conceive an idea disconnected with the main
+theme of her communication, and regarded, as an art of conjuring, the
+use of words independent of ideas. Her native superiority caused her
+to despise the art, but the necessity for employing it at intervals
+subjected her to fits of admiration of the conjurer, it being then
+evident that a serviceable piece of work, beyond her capacity to do, was
+lightly performed by another. The lady's practical intelligence admitted
+the service, and at the same time her addiction to the practical
+provoked disdain of so flimsy a genius, which was identified by her
+with the genius of the Irish race. If Irishmen had not been notoriously
+fighters, famous for their chivalry, she would have looked on them as
+a kind of footmen hired to talk and write, whose volubility might be
+encouraged and their affectionateness deserved by liberal wages. The
+promptitude of Irish blood to deliver the war-cry either upon a glove
+flung down or taken up, raised them to a first place in her esteem: and
+she was a peaceful woman abhorring sanguinary contention; but it was in
+her own blood to love such a disposition against her principles.
+
+She led Patrick to her private room, where they both took seats and
+he selected a pen. Mr. Patrick supposed that his business would be to
+listen and put her words to paper; a mechanical occupation permitting
+the indulgence of personal phantasies; and he was flying high on them
+until the extraordinary delicacy of the mind seeking to deliver itself
+forced him to prick up all his apprehensiveness. She wished to convey
+that she was pleased with the news from Vienna, and desired her
+gratification to be imparted to her niece Caroline, yet not so as to be
+opposed to the peculiar feelings of her brother Edward, which had her
+fullest sympathy; and yet Caroline must by no means be requested to
+alter a sentence referring to Adiante, for that would commit her and the
+writer jointly to an insincerity.
+
+'It must be the whole truth, madam,' said Patrick, and he wrote: 'My
+dear Caroline,' to get the start. At once a magnificently clear course
+for the complicated letter was distinguished by him. 'Can I write on and
+read it to you afterward? I have the view,' he said.
+
+Mrs. Adister waved to him to write on.
+
+Patrick followed his 'My dear Caroline' with greetings very warm,
+founded on a report of her flourishing good looks. The decision of
+Government to send reinforcements to Ireland was mentioned as a prelude
+to the information from Vienna of the birth of a son to the Princess
+Nikolas: and then; having conjoined the two entirely heterogeneous
+pieces of intelligence, the composer adroitly interfused them by a
+careless transposition of the prelude and the burden that enabled him to
+play ad libitum on regrets and rejoicings; by which device the lord of
+Earlsfont might be offered condolences while the lady could express her
+strong contentment, inasmuch as he deplored the state of affairs in
+the sister island, and she was glad of a crisis concluding a term of
+suspense thus the foreign-born baby was denounced and welcomed, the
+circumstances lamented and the mother congratulated, in a breath,
+all under cover of the happiest misunderstanding, as effective as
+the cabalism of Prospero's wand among the Neapolitan mariners, by the
+skilful Irish development on a grand scale of the rhetorical figure
+anastrophe, or a turning about and about.
+
+He read it out to her, enjoying his composition and pleased with his
+reconcilement of differences. 'So you say what you feel yourself, madam,
+and allow for the feelings on the other side,' he remarked. 'Shall I
+fold it?
+
+There was a smoothness in the letter particularly agreeable to her
+troubled wits, but with an awful taste. She hesitated to assent: it
+seemed like a drug that she was offered.
+
+Patrick sketched a series of hooked noses on the blotter. He heard a
+lady's name announced at the door, and glancing up from his work he
+beheld a fiery vision.
+
+Mrs. Adister addressed her affectionately: 'My dear Jane!' Patrick was
+introduced to Miss Mattock.
+
+His first impression was that the young lady could wrestle with him
+and render it doubtful of his keeping his legs. He was next engaged
+in imagining that she would certainly burn and be a light in the
+dark. Afterwards he discovered her feelings to be delicate, her looks
+pleasant. Thereupon came one of the most singular sensations he had
+ever known: he felt that he was unable to see the way to please her. She
+confirmed it by her remarks and manner of speaking. Apparently she was
+conducting a business.
+
+'You're right, my dear Mrs. Adister, I'm on my way to the Laundry, and
+I called to get Captain Con to drive there with me and worry the
+manageress about the linen they turn out: for gentlemen are complaining
+of their shirt-fronts, and if we get a bad name with them it will ruin
+us. Women will listen to a man. I hear he has gone down to the city. I
+must go and do it alone. Our accounts are flourishing, I'm glad to say,
+though we cannot yet afford to pay for a secretary, and we want one.
+John and I verified them last night. We're aiming at steam, you know.
+In three or four years we may found a steam laundry on our accumulated
+capital. If only we can establish it on a scale to let us give
+employment to at least as many women as we have working now! That is
+what I want to hear of. But if we wait for a great rival steam laundry
+to start ahead of us, we shall be beaten and have to depend on the
+charitable sentiments of rich people to support the Institution. And
+that won't do. So it's a serious question with us to think of taking
+the initiative: for steam must come. It 's a scandal every day that it
+doesn't while we have coal. I'm for grand measures. At the same time we
+must not be imprudent: turning off hands, even temporarily, that have to
+feed infants, would be quite against my policy.'
+
+Her age struck Patrick as being about twenty-three.
+
+'Could my nephew Arthur be of any use to you?' said Mrs. Adister.
+
+'Colonel Adister?' Miss Mattock shook her head. 'No.'
+
+'Arthur can be very energetic when he takes up a thing.' 'Can he? But,
+Mrs. Adister, you are looking a little troubled. Sometimes you confide
+in me. You are so good to us with your subscriptions that I always feel
+in your debt.'
+
+Patrick glanced at his hostess for a signal to rise and depart.
+
+She gave none, but at once unfolded her perplexity, and requested Miss
+Mattock to peruse the composition of Mr. Patrick O'Donnell and deliver
+an opinion upon it.
+
+The young lady took the letter without noticing its author. She read
+it through, handed it back, and sat with her opinion evidently formed
+within.
+
+'What do you think of it?' she was asked.
+
+'Rank jesuitry,' she replied.
+
+'I feared so!' sighed Mrs. Adister. 'Yet it says everything I wish to
+have said. It spares my brother and it does not belie me. The effect of
+a letter is often most important. I cannot but consider this letter very
+ingenious. But the moment I hear it is jesuitical I forswear it. But
+then my dilemma remains. I cannot consent to give pain to my brother
+Edward: nor will I speak an untruth, though it be to save him from a
+wound. I am indeed troubled. Mr. Patrick, I cannot consent to despatch a
+jesuitical letter. You are sure of your impression, my dear Jane?'
+
+'Perfectly,' said Miss Mattock.
+
+Patrick leaned to her. 'But if the idea in the mind of the person
+supposed to be writing the letter is accurately expressed? Does it
+matter, if we call it jesuitical, if the emotion at work behind it
+happens to be a trifle so, according to your definition?'
+
+She rejoined: 'I should say, distinctly it matters.'
+
+'Then you'd not express the emotions at all?'
+
+He flashed a comical look of astonishment as he spoke. She was not to be
+diverted; she settled into antagonism.
+
+'I should write what I felt.'
+
+'But it might be like discharging a bullet.'
+
+'How?'
+
+'If your writing in that way wounded the receiver.'
+
+'Of course I should endeavour not to wound!'
+
+'And there the bit of jesuitry begins. And it's innocent while it 's
+no worse than an effort to do a disagreeable thing as delicately as you
+can.'
+
+She shrugged as delicately as she could:
+
+'We cannot possibly please everybody in life.'
+
+'No: only we may spare them a shock: mayn't we?'
+
+'Sophistries of any description, I detest.'
+
+'But sometimes you smile to please, don't you?'
+
+'Do you detect falseness in that?' she answered, after the demurest of
+pauses.
+
+'No: but isn't there a soupcon of sophistry in it?'
+
+'I should say that it comes under the title of common civility.'
+
+'And on occasion a little extra civility is permitted!'
+
+'Perhaps: when we are not seeking a personal advantage.'
+
+'On behalf of the Steam Laundry?'
+
+Miss Mattock grew restless: she was too serious in defending her
+position to submit to laugh, and his goodhumoured face forbade her
+taking offence.
+
+'Well, perhaps, for that is in the interest of others.'
+
+'In the interests of poor and helpless females. And I agree with you
+with all my heart. But you would not be so considerate for the sore
+feelings of a father hearing what he hates to hear as to write a
+roundabout word to soften bad news to him?'
+
+She sought refuge in the reply that nothing excused jesuitry.
+
+'Except the necessities of civilisation,' said Patrick.
+
+'Politeness is one thing,' she remarked pointedly.
+
+'And domestic politeness is quite as needful as popular, you'll admit.
+And what more have we done in the letter than to be guilty of that? And
+people declare it's rarer: as if we were to be shut up in families to
+tread on one another's corns! Dear me! and after a time we should be
+having rank jesuitry advertised as the specific balsam for an unhappy
+domesticated population treading with hard heels from desperate habit
+and not the slightest intention to wound.'
+
+'My dear Jane,' Mrs. Adister interposed while the young lady sat between
+mildly staring and blinking, 'you have, though still of a tender age, so
+excellent a head that I could trust to your counsel blindfolded. It is
+really deep concern for my brother. I am also strongly in sympathy
+with my niece, the princess, that beautiful Adiante: and my conscience
+declines to let me say that I am not.'
+
+'We might perhaps presume to beg for Miss Mattock's assistance in the
+composition of a second letter more to her taste,' Patrick said slyly.
+
+The effect was prompt: she sprang from her seat.
+
+'Dear Mrs. Adister! I leave it to you. I am certain you and Mr.
+O'Donnell know best. It's too difficult and delicate for me. I am
+horribly blunt. Forgive me if I seemed to pretend to casuistry. I am
+sure I had no such meaning. I said what I thought. I always do. I never
+meant that it was not a very clever letter; and if it does exactly what
+you require it should be satisfactory. To-morrow evening John and I dine
+with you, and I look forward to plenty of controversy and amusement. At
+present I have only a head for work.'
+
+'I wish I had that,' said Patrick devoutly.
+
+She dropped her eyes on him, but without letting him perceive that he
+was a step nearer to the point of pleasing her.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XIII. THE DINNER-PARTY
+
+Miss Mattock ventured on a prediction in her mind:
+
+She was sure the letter would go. And there was not much to signify
+if it did. But the curious fatality that a person of such a native
+uprightness as Mrs. Adister should have been drawn in among Irishmen,
+set her thoughts upon the composer of the letter, and upon the contrast
+of his ingenuous look with the powerful cast of his head. She fancied a
+certain danger about him; of what kind she could not quite distinguish,
+for it had no reference to woman's heart, and he was too young to be
+much of a politician, and he was not in the priesthood. His transparency
+was of a totally different order from Captain Con's, which proclaimed
+itself genuine by the inability to conceal a shoal of subterfuges. The
+younger cousin's features carried a something invisible behind them, and
+she was just perceptive enough to spy it, and it excited her suspicions.
+Irishmen both she and her brother had to learn to like, owing to their
+bad repute for stability: they are, moreover, Papists: they are not
+given to ideas: that one of the working for the future has not struck
+them. In fine, they are not solid, not law-supporting, not disposed to
+be (humbly be it said) beneficent, like the good English. These were her
+views, and as she held it a weakness to have to confess that Irishmen
+are socially more fascinating than the good English, she was on her
+guard against them.
+
+Of course the letter had gone. She heard of it before the commencement
+of the dinner, after Mrs. Adister had introduced Captain Philip
+O'Donnell to her, and while she was exchanging a word or two with
+Colonel Adister, who stood ready to conduct her to the table. If he
+addressed any remarks to the lady under his charge, Miss Mattock did not
+hear him; and she listened--who shall say why? His unlike likeness to
+his brother had struck her. Patrick opposite was flowing in speech. But
+Captain Philip O'Donnell's taciturnity seemed no uncivil gloom: it wore
+nothing of that look of being beneath the table, which some of our good
+English are guilty of at their social festivities, or of towering aloof
+a Matterhorn above it, in the style of Colonel Adister. Her discourse
+with the latter amused her passing reflections. They started a subject,
+and he punctuated her observations, or she his, and so they speedily ran
+to earth.
+
+'I think,' says she, 'you were in Egypt this time last winter.'
+
+He supplies her with a comma: 'Rather later.'
+
+Then he carries on the line. 'Dull enough, if you don't have the right
+sort of travelling crew in your boat.'
+
+'Naturally,' she puts her semicolon, ominous of the full stop.
+
+'I fancy you have never been in Egypt?'
+
+'No'
+
+There it is; for the tone betrays no curiosity about Egypt and her Nile,
+and he is led to suppose that she has a distaste for foreign places.
+
+Condescending to attempt to please, which he has reason to wish to
+succeed in doing, the task of pursuing conversational intercourse
+devolves upon him--
+
+'I missed Parlatti last spring. What opinion have you formed of her?'
+
+'I know her only by name at present.'
+
+'Ah, I fancy you are indifferent to Opera.'
+
+'Not at all; I enjoy it. I was as busy then as I am now.'
+
+'Meetings? Dorcas, so forth.'
+
+'Not Dorcas, I assure you. You might join if you would.'
+
+'Your most obliged.'
+
+A period perfectly rounded. At the same time Miss Mattock exchanged a
+smile with her hostess, of whose benignant designs in handing her to the
+entertaining officer she was not conscious. She felt bound to look happy
+to gratify an excellent lady presiding over the duller half of a table
+of eighteen. She turned slightly to Captain O'Donnell. He had committed
+himself to speech at last, without tilting his shoulders to exclude the
+company by devoting himself to his partner, and as he faced the table
+Miss Mattock's inclination to listen attracted him. He cast his eyes on
+her: a quiet look, neither languid nor frigid seeming to her both open
+and uninviting. She had the oddest little shiver, due to she knew
+not what. A scrutiny she could have borne, and she might have read a
+signification; but the look of those mild clear eyes which appeared
+to say nothing save that there was fire behind them, hit on some
+perplexity, or created it; for she was aware of his unhappy passion for
+the beautiful Miss Adister; the whole story had been poured into her
+ears; she had been moved by it. Possibly she had expected the eyes
+of such a lover to betray melancholy, and his power of containing the
+expression where the sentiment is imagined to be most transparent may
+have surprised her, thrilling her as melancholy orbs would not have
+done.
+
+Captain Con could have thumped his platter with vexation. His wife's
+diplomacy in giving the heiress to Colonel Adister for the evening
+had received his cordial support while he manoeuvred cleverly to place
+Philip on the other side of her; and now not a step did the senseless
+fellow take, though she offered him his chance, dead sick of her man on
+the right; not a word did he have in ordinary civility; he was a burning
+disgrace to the chivalry of Erin. She would certainly be snapped up by
+a man merely yawning to take the bite. And there's another opportunity
+gone for the old country!--one's family to boot!
+
+Those two were in the middle of the table, and it is beyond mortal,
+beyond Irish, capacity, from one end of a table of eighteen to whip up
+the whole body of them into a lively unanimous froth, like a dish of
+cream fetched out of thickness to the airiest lightness. Politics, in
+the form of a firebrand or apple of Discord, might knead them together
+and cut them in batches, only he had pledged his word to his wife to
+shun politics as the plague, considering Mr. Mattock's presence. And yet
+it was tempting: the recent Irish news had stung him; he could say sharp
+things from the heart, give neat thrusts; and they were fairly
+divided and well matched. There was himself, a giant; and there was an
+unrecognised bard of his country, no other than himself too; and there
+was a profound politician, profoundly hidden at present, like powder
+in a mine--the same person. And opposite to him was Mr. John Mattock, a
+worthy antagonist, delightful to rouse, for he carried big guns and took
+the noise of them for the shattering of the enemy, and this champion
+could be pricked on to a point of assertion sure to fire the phlegm in
+Philip; and then young Patrick might be trusted to warm to the work.
+Three heroes out skirmishing on our side. Then it begins to grow hot,
+and seeing them at it in earnest, Forbery glows and couches his gun, the
+heaviest weight of the Irish light brigade. Gallant deeds! and now Mr.
+Marbury Dyke opens on Forbery's flank to support Mattock hardpressed,
+and this artillery of English Rockney resounds, with a similar object:
+the ladies to look on and award the crown of victory, Saxon though they
+be, excepting Rockney's wife, a sure deserter to the camp of the brave,
+should fortune frown on them, for a punishment to Rockney for his
+carrying off to himself a flower of the Green Island and holding
+inveterate against her native land in his black ingratitude. Oh! but
+eloquence upon a good cause will win you the hearts of all women, Saxon
+or other, never doubt of it. And Jane Mattock there, imbibing forced
+doses of Arthur Adister, will find her patriotism dissolving in the
+natural human current; and she and Philip have a pretty wrangle,
+and like one another none the worse for not agreeing: patriotically
+speaking, she's really unrooted by that half-thawed colonel, a creature
+snow-bound up to his chin; and already she's leaping to be transplanted.
+Jane is one of the first to give her vote for the Irish party, in spite
+of her love for her brother John: in common justice, she says, and
+because she hopes for complete union between the two islands. And
+thereupon we debate upon union. On the whole, yes: union, on the
+understanding that we have justice, before you think of setting to work
+to sow the land with affection:--and that 's a crop in a clear soil will
+spring up harvest-thick in a single summer night across St. George's
+Channel, ladies!...
+
+Indeed a goodly vision of strife and peace: but, politics forbidden, it
+was entirely a dream, seeing that politics alone, and a vast amount of
+blowing even on the topic of politics, will stir these English to enter
+the arena and try a fall. You cannot, until you say ten times more than
+you began by meaning, and have heated yourself to fancy you mean more
+still, get them into any state of fluency at all. Forbery's anecdote now
+and then serves its turn, but these English won't take it up as a start
+for fresh pastures; they lend their ears and laugh a finale to it; you
+see them dwelling on the relish, chewing the cud, by way of mental note
+for their friends to-morrow, as if they were kettles come here merely
+for boiling purposes, to make tea elsewhere, and putting a damper on
+the fire that does the business for them. They laugh, but they laugh
+extinguishingly, and not a bit to spread a general conflagration and
+illumination.
+
+The case appeared hopeless to Captain Con, bearing an eye on Philip. He
+surveyed his inanimate eights right and left, and folded his combative
+ardour around him, as the soldier's martial cloak when he takes his rest
+on the field. Mrs. Marbury Dyke, the lady under his wing, honoured wife
+of the chairman of his imagined that a sigh escaped him, and said in
+sympathy: 'Is the bad news from India confirmed?'
+
+He feared it was not bright, and called to Philip for the latest.
+
+'Nothing that you have not had already in the newspapers,' Philip
+replied, distinctly from afar, but very bluntly, as through a trumpet.
+
+Miss Mattock was attentive. She had a look as good as handsome when she
+kindled.
+
+The captain persevered to draw his cousin out.
+
+'Your chief has his orders?'
+
+'There's a rumour to that effect.'
+
+'The fellow's training for diplomacy,' Con groaned.
+
+Philip spoke to Miss Mattock: he was questioned and he answered, and
+answered dead as a newspaper telegraphic paragraph, presenting simply
+the corpse of the fact, and there an end. He was a rival of Arthur
+Adister for military brevity.
+
+'Your nephew is quite the diplomatist,' said Mrs. Dyke, admiring
+Philip's head.
+
+'Cousin, ma'am. Nephews I might drive to any market to make the most
+of them. Cousins pretend they're better than pigs, and diverge bounding
+from the road at the hint of the stick. You can't get them to grunt more
+than is exactly agreeable to them.'
+
+'My belief is that if our cause is just our flag will triumph,' Miss
+Grace Barrow, Jane Mattock's fellow-worker and particular friend,
+observed to Dr. Forbery.
+
+'You may be enjoying an original blessing that we in Ireland missed in
+the cradle,' said he.
+
+She emphasised: 'I speak of the just cause; it must succeed.'
+
+'The stainless flag'll be in the ascendant in the long run,' he
+assented.
+
+'Is it the flag of Great Britain you're speaking of, Forbery?' the
+captain inquired.
+
+'There's a harp or two in it,' he responded pacifically.
+
+Mrs. Dyke was not pleased with the tone. 'And never will be out of it!'
+she thumped her interjection.
+
+'Or where 's your music?' said the captain, twinkling for an adversary
+among the males, too distant or too dull to distinguish a note of
+challenge. 'You'd be having to mount your drum and fife in their places,
+ma'am.'
+
+She saw no fear of the necessity.
+
+'But the fife's a pretty instrument,' he suggested, and with a candour
+that seduced the unwary lady to think dubiously whether she quite liked
+the fife. Miss Barrow pronounced it cheerful.
+
+'Oh, and martial!' he exclaimed, happy to have caught Rockney's
+deliberate gaze. 'The effect of it, I'm told in the provinces is
+astonishing for promoting enlistment. Hear it any morning in your London
+parks, at the head of a marching regiment of your giant foot-Guards.
+Three bangs of the drum, like the famous mountain, and the fife
+announces himself to be born, and they follow him, left leg and right
+leg and bearskin. And what if he's a small one and a trifle squeaky; so
+'s a prince when the attendant dignitaries receive him submissively
+and hear him informing the nation of his advent. It 's the idea that 's
+grand.'
+
+'The idea is everything in military affairs,' a solemn dupe, a Mr.
+Rumford, partly bald, of benevolent aspect, and looking more copious
+than his flow, observed to the lady beside him. 'The flag is only an
+idea.'
+
+She protested against the barbarism of war, and he agreed with her,
+but thought it must be: it had always been: he deplored the fatality.
+Nevertheless, he esteemed our soldiers, our sailors too. A city man
+himself and a man of peace, he cordially esteemed and hailed the
+victories of a military body whose idea was Duty instead of Ambition.
+
+'One thing,' said Mrs. Dyke, evading the ambiguous fife, 'patriotic as
+I am, I hope, one thing I confess; I never have yet brought myself to
+venerate thoroughly our Royal Standard. I dare say it is because I do
+not understand it.'
+
+A strong fraternal impulse moved Mr. Rumford to lean forward and show
+her the face of one who had long been harassed by the same incapacity
+to digest that one thing. He guessed it at once, without a doubt of
+the accuracy of the shot. Ever since he was a child the difficulty had
+haunted him; and as no one hitherto had even comprehended his dilemma,
+he beamed like a man preparing to embrace a recovered sister.
+
+'The Unicorn!' he exclaimed.
+
+'It is the Unicorn!' she sighed. 'The Lion is noble.'
+
+'The Unicorn, if I may speak by my own feelings, certainly does not
+inspire attachment, that is to say, the sense of devotion, which we
+should always be led to see in national symbols,' Mr. Rumford resumed,
+and he looked humorously rueful while speaking with some earnestness; to
+show that he knew the subject to be of the minor sort, though it was not
+enough to trip and jar a loyal enthusiasm in the strictly meditative.
+
+'The Saxon should carry his White Horse, I suppose,' Dr. Forbery said.
+
+'But how do we account for the horn on his forehead?' Mr. Rumford sadly
+queried.
+
+'Two would have been better for the harmony of the Unicorn's
+appearance,' Captain Con remarked, desirous to play a floundering fish,
+and tender to the known simple goodness of the ingenuous man. 'What do
+you say, Forbery? The poor brute had a fall on his pate and his horn
+grew of it, and it 's to prove that he has got something in his head,
+and is dangerous both fore and aft, which is not the case with other
+horses, who're usually wicked at the heels alone. That's it, be sure,
+or near it. And his horn's there to file the subject nation's grievances
+for the Lion to peruse at his leisure. And his colour's prophetic of the
+Horse to come, that rides over all.'
+
+'Lion and Unicorn signify the conquest of the two hemispheres, Matter
+and Mind,' said Dr. Forbery. 'The Lion there's no mistake about. The
+Unicorn sets you thinking. So it's a splendid Standard, and means the
+more for not being perfectly intelligible at a glance.'
+
+'But if the Lion, as they've whispered of late, Forbery, happens to be
+stuffed with straw or with what's worse, with sawdust, a fellow bearing
+a pointed horn at close quarters might do him mortal harm; and it must
+be a situation trying to the patience of them both. The Lion seems to
+say “No prancing!” as if he knew his peril; and the Unicorn to threaten
+a playful dig at his flank, as if he understood where he's ticklish.'
+
+Mr. Rumford drank some champagne and murmured with a shrug to the
+acquiescent lady beside him: 'Irishmen!' implying that the race could
+not be brought to treat serious themes as befitted the seriousness of
+the sentiments they stir in their bosoms. He was personally a little
+hurt, having unfolded a shy secret of his feelings, which were keenly
+patriotic in a phlegmatic frame, and he retired within himself, assuring
+the lady that he accepted our standard in its integrity; his objection
+was not really an objection; it was, he explained to her, a ridiculous
+desire to have a perfect comprehension of the idea in the symbol. But
+where there was no seriousness everything was made absurd. He could, he
+said, laugh as well as others on the proper occasion. As for the Lion
+being stuffed, he warned England's enemies for their own sakes not to
+be deluded by any such patent calumny. The strong can afford to be
+magnanimous and forbearing. Only let not that be mistaken for weakness.
+A wag of his tail would suffice.
+
+The lady agreed. But women are volatile. She was the next moment
+laughing at something she had heard with the largest part of her ear,
+and she thought the worthy gentleman too simple, though she knew him for
+one who had amassed wealth. Captain Con and Dr. Forbery had driven the
+Unicorn to shelter, and were now baiting the Lion. The tremendous import
+of that wag of his tail among the nations was burlesqued by them, and it
+came into collision with Mr. Rumford's legendary forefinger threat. She
+excused herself for laughing:
+
+'They are so preposterous!'
+
+'Yes, yes, I can laugh,' said he, soberly performing the act: and Mr.
+Rumford covered the wound his delicate sensations had experienced under
+an apology for Captain Con, that would redound to the credit of his
+artfulness were it not notorious our sensations are the creatures and
+born doctors of art in discovering unguents for healing their bruises.
+'O'Donnell has a shrewd head for business. He is sound at heart. There
+is not a drop of gout in his wine.'
+
+The lady laughed again, as we do when we are fairly swung by the tide,
+and underneath her convulsion she quietly mused on the preference she
+would give to the simple English citizen for soundness.
+
+'What can they be discussing down there?' Miss Mattock said to Philip,
+enviously as poor Londoners in November when they receive letters from
+the sapphire Riviera.
+
+'I will venture to guess at nonsense,' he answered.
+
+'Nothing political, then.'
+
+'That scarcely follows; but a host at his own table may be trusted to
+shelve politics.'
+
+'I should not object.'
+
+'To controversy?'
+
+'Temperately conducted.'
+
+'One would go a long way to see the exhibition.'
+
+'But why cannot men be temperate in their political arguments?'
+
+'The questions raised are too close about the roots of us.'
+
+'That sounds very pessimist.'
+
+'More duels come from politics than from any other source.'
+
+'I fear it is true. Then women might set you an example.'
+
+'By avoiding it?'
+
+'I think you have been out of England for some time.'
+
+'I have been in America.'
+
+'We are not exactly on the pattern of the Americans.' Philip hinted a
+bow. He praised the Republican people.
+
+'Yes, but in our own way we are working out our own problems over here,'
+said she. 'We have infinitely more to contend with: old institutions,
+monstrous prejudices, and a slower-minded people, I dare say: much
+slower, I admit. We are not shining to advantage at present. Still, that
+is not the fault of English women.'
+
+'Are they so spirited?'
+
+Spirited was hardly the word Miss Mattock would have chosen to designate
+the spirit in them. She hummed a second or two, deliberating; it flashed
+through her during the pause that he had been guilty of irony, and she
+reddened: and remembering a foregoing strange sensation she reddened
+more. She had been in her girlhood a martyr to this malady of youth; it
+had tied her to the stake and enveloped her in flames for no accountable
+reason, causing her to suffer cruelly and feel humiliated. She knew the
+pangs of it in public, and in private as well. And she had not conquered
+it yet. She was angered to find herself such a merely physical victim
+of the rushing blood: which condition of her senses did not immediately
+restore her natural colour.
+
+'They mean nobly,' she said, to fill an extending gap in the
+conversation under a blush; and conscious of an ultra-swollen phrase,
+she snatched at it nervously to correct it: 'They are becoming alive to
+the necessity for action.' But she was talking to a soldier! 'I mean,
+their heads are opening.' It sounded ludicrous. 'They are educating
+themselves differently.' Were they? 'They wish to take their part in
+the work of the world.' That was nearer the proper tone, though it had
+a ring of claptrap rhetoric hateful to her: she had read it and shrunk
+from it in reports of otherwise laudable meetings.
+
+'Well, spirited, yes. I think they are. I believe they are. One has need
+to hope so.'
+
+Philip offered a polite affirmative, evidently formal.
+
+Not a sign had he shown of noticing her state of scarlet. His grave
+liquid eyes were unalterable. She might have been grateful, but the
+reflection that she had made a step to unlock the antechamber of her
+dearest deepest matters to an ordinary military officer, whose notions
+of women were probably those of his professional brethren, impelled her
+to transfer his polished decorousness to the burden of his masculine
+antagonism-plainly visible. She brought the dialogue to a close. Colonel
+Adister sidled an eye at a three-quarter view of her face. 'I fancy
+you're feeling the heat of the room,' he said.
+
+Jane acknowledged a sensibility to some degree of warmth.
+
+The colonel was her devoted squire on the instant for any practical
+service. His appeal to his aunt concerning one of the windows was
+answered by her appeal to Jane's countenance for a disposition to rise
+and leave the gentlemen. Captain Con, holding the door for the passage
+of his wife and her train of ladies, received the injunction:
+
+'Ten,' from her, and remarked: 'Minutes,' as he shut it. The shortness
+of the period of grace proposed dejection to him on the one hand, and on
+the other a stimulated activity to squeeze it for its juices without any
+delay. Winding past Dr. Forbery to the vacated seat of the hostess he
+frowned forbiddingly.
+
+'It's I, is it!' cried the doctor. Was it ever he that endangered the
+peace and placability of social gatherings! He sat down prepared
+rather for a bout with Captain Con than with their common opponents,
+notwithstanding that he had accurately read the mock thunder of his
+brows.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XIV. OF ROCKNEY
+
+Battles have been won and the streams of History diverted to new
+channels in the space of ten minutes. Ladies have been won, a fresh
+posterity founded, and grand financial schemes devised, revolts
+arranged, a yoke shaken off, in less of mortal time. Excepting an
+inspired Epic song and an original Theory of the Heavens, almost
+anything noteworthy may be accomplished while old Father Scythe is
+taking a trot round a courtyard; and those reservations should allow the
+splendid conception to pass for the performance, when we bring to mind
+that the conception is the essential part of it, as a bard poorly known
+to fame was constantly urging. Captain Con had blown his Epic bubbles,
+not to speak of his projected tuneful narrative of the adventures of the
+great Cuchullin, and his Preaching of St. Patrick, and other national
+triumphs. He could own, however, that the world had a right to the
+inspection of the Epic books before it awarded him his crown. The
+celestial Theory likewise would have to be worked out to the last figure
+by the illustrious astronomers to whom he modestly ranked himself second
+as a benefactor of his kind, revering him. So that, whatever we may
+think in our own hearts, Epic and Theory have to remain the exception.
+Battles indeed have been fought, but when you survey the field
+in preparation for them you are summoned to observe the preluding
+courtesies of civilised warfare in a manner becoming a chivalrous
+gentleman. It never was the merely flinging of your leg across a
+frontier, not even with the abrupt Napoleon. You have besides to drill
+your men; and you have often to rouse your foe with a ringing slap, if
+he's a sleepy one or shamming sleepiness. As here, for example: and that
+of itself devours more minutes than ten. Rockney and Mattock could be
+roused; but these English, slow to kindle, can't subside in a twinkling;
+they are for preaching on when they have once begun; betray the past
+engagement, and the ladies are chilled, and your wife puts you the
+pungent question: 'Did you avoid politics, Con?' in the awful solitude
+of domestic life after a party. Now, if only there had been freedom
+of discourse during the dinner hour, the ten disembarrassed minutes
+allotted to close it would have afforded time sufficient for hearty
+finishing blows and a soothing word or so to dear old innocent Mr.
+Rumford, and perhaps a kindly clap of the shoulder to John Mattock,
+no bad fellow at bottom. Rockney too was no bad fellow in his way. He
+wanted no more than a beating and a thrashing. He was a journalist, a
+hard-headed rascal, none of your good old-fashioned order of regimental
+scribes who take their cue from their colonel, and march this way and
+that, right about face, with as little impediment of principles to
+hamper their twists and turns as the straw he tosses aloft at midnight
+to spy the drift of the wind to-morrow. Quite the contrary; Rockney was
+his own colonel; he pretended to think independently, and tried to be
+the statesman of a leading article, and showed his intention to stem
+the current of liberty, and was entirely deficient in sympathy with the
+oppressed, a fanatical advocate of force; he was an inveterate Saxon,
+good-hearted and in great need of a drubbing. Certain lines Rockney had
+written of late about Irish affairs recurred to Captain Con, and the
+political fires leaped in him; he sparkled and said: 'Let me beg you to
+pass the claret over to Mr. Rockney, Mr. Rumford; I warrant it for the
+circulating medium of amity, if he'll try it.'
+
+''Tis the Comet Margaux,' said Dr. Forbery, topping anything Rockney
+might have had to say, and anything would have served. The latter
+clasped the decanter, poured and drank in silence.
+
+''Tis the doctor's antidote, and best for being antedated,' Captain Con
+rapped his friend's knuckles.
+
+'As long as you're contented with not dating in double numbers,'
+retorted the doctor, absolutely scattering the precious minutes to the
+winds, for he hated a provocation.
+
+'There's a golden mean, is there!'
+
+'There is; there's a way between magnums of good wine and gout, and it's
+generally discovered too late.'
+
+'At the physician's door, then! where the golden mean is generally
+discovered to be his fee. I've heard of poor souls packed off by
+him without an obolus to cross the ferry. Stripped they were in all
+conscience.'
+
+'You remind me of a fellow in Dublin who called on me for medical
+advice, and found he'd forgotten his purse. He offered to execute a deed
+to bequeath me his body, naked and not ashamed.'
+
+'You'd a right to cut him up at once, Forbery. Any Jury 'd have
+pronounced him guilty of giving up the ghost before he called.'
+
+'I let him go, body and all. I never saw him again.'
+
+'The fellow was not a lunatic. As for your golden mean, there's a
+saying: Prevention is better than cure: and another that caps it: Drink
+deep or taste not.'
+
+'That's the Pierian Spring.'
+
+'And what is the wine on my table, sir?'
+
+'Exhaustless if your verses come of it.'
+
+'And pure, you may say of the verses and the fount.'
+
+'And neither heady nor over-composed; with a blush like Diana confessing
+her love for the young shepherd: it's one of your own comparisons.'
+
+'Oh!' Con could have roared his own comparisons out of hearing. He was
+angry with Forbery for his obstructive dulness and would not taste the
+sneaking compliment. What could Forbery mean by paying compliments
+and spoiling a game! The ten minutes were dancing away like harmless
+wood-nymphs when the Satyr slumbers. His eyes ranged over his guests
+despondently, and fixed in desperation on Mr. Rumford, whom his
+magnanimous nature would have spared but for the sharp necessity to
+sacrifice him.
+
+The wine in Rumford at any rate let loose his original nature, if it
+failed to unlock the animal in these other unexcitable Saxons.
+
+'By the way, now I think of it, Mr. Rumford, the interpretation of your
+Royal Standard, which perplexes you so much, strikes me as easy if you
+'ll examine the powerfully different colours of the two beasts in it.'
+
+Mr. Rumford protested that he had abandoned his inquiry: it was a piece
+of foolishness: he had no feeling in it whatever, none.
+
+The man was a perfect snail's horn for coyness.
+
+The circumstances did not permit of his being suffered to slip away: and
+his complexion showed that he might already be classed among the roast.
+
+'Your Lion:--Mr. Rumford, you should know, is discomposed, as a
+thoughtful patriot, by the inexplicable presence of the Unicorn in the
+Royal Standard, and would be glad to account for his one horn and
+the sickly appearance of the beast. I'm prepared to say he's there to
+represent the fair one half of the population.
+
+Your Lion, my dear sir, may have nothing in his head, but his tawniness
+tells us he imbibes good sound stuff, worthy of the reputation of a
+noble brewery. Whereas your Unicorn, true to the character of the
+numberless hosts he stands for, is manifestly a consumer of doctor's
+drugs. And there you have the symbolism of your country. Right or
+left of the shield, I forget which, and it is of no importance to the
+point--you have Grandgosier or Great Turk in all his majesty, mane and
+tail; and on the other hand, you behold, as the showman says, Dyspepsia.
+And the pair are intended to indicate that you may see yourselves
+complete by looking at them separately; and so your Royal Standard is
+your national mirror; and when you gaze on it fondly you're playing the
+part of a certain Mr. Narcissus, who got liker to the Lion than to the
+Unicorn in the act. Now will that satisfy you?'
+
+'Quite as you please, quite as you please,' Mr. Rumford replied. 'One
+loves the banner of one's country--that is all.' He rubbed his hands. 'I
+for one am proud of it.'
+
+'Far be it from me to blame you, my dear sir. Or there's the alternative
+of taking him to stand for your sole great festival holiday, and
+worshipping him as the personification of your Derbyshire race.'
+
+A glittering look was in Captain Con's eye to catch Rockney if he would
+but rise to it.
+
+That doughty Saxon had been half listening, half chatting to Mr.
+Mattock, and wore on his drawn eyelids and slightly drawn upper lip a
+look of lambent pugnacity awake to the challenge, indifferent to the
+antagonist, and disdainful of the occasion.
+
+'We have too little of your enthusiasm for the flag,' Philip said to Mr.
+Rumford to soothe him, in a form of apology for his relative.
+
+'Surely no! not in England?' said Mr. Rumford, tempted to open his
+heart, for he could be a bellicose gentleman by deputy of the flag. He
+recollected that the speaker was a cousin of Captain Con's, and withdrew
+into his wound for safety. 'Here and there, perhaps; not when we are
+roused; we want rousing, we greatly prefer to live at peace with the
+world, if the world will let us.'
+
+'Not at any price?' Philip fancied his tone too quakerly.
+
+'Indeed I am not one of that party!' said Mr. Rumford, beginning to
+glow; but he feared a snare, and his wound drew him in again.
+
+'When are you ever at peace!' quoth his host, shocked by the
+inconsiderate punctuality of Mrs. Adister O'Donnell's household, for
+here was the coffee coming round, and Mattock and Rockney escaping
+without a scratch. 'There's hardly a day in the year when your scarlet
+mercenaries are not popping at niggers.'
+
+Rockney had the flick on the cheek to his manhood now, it might be
+hoped.
+
+'Our what?' asked Mr. Rumford, honestly unable to digest the opprobrious
+term.
+
+'Paid soldiery, hirelings, executioners, whom you call volunteers, by
+a charming euphemism, and send abroad to do the work of war while you
+propound the doctrines of peace at home.'
+
+Rockney's forehead was exquisitely eruptive, red and swelling. Mattock
+lurched on his chair. The wine was in them, and the captain commended
+the spiriting of it, as Prospero his Ariel.
+
+Who should intervene at this instant but the wretched Philip, pricked
+on the point of honour as a soldier! Are we inevitably to be thwarted by
+our own people?
+
+'I suppose we all work for pay,' said he. 'It seems to me a cry of the
+streets to call us by hard names. The question is what we fight for.'
+
+He spoke with a witless moderation that was most irritating, considering
+the latest news from the old country.
+
+'You fight to subjugate, to enslave,' said Con, 'that's what you're
+doing, and at the same time your journals are venting their fine irony
+at the Austrians and the Russians and the Prussians for tearing Poland
+to strips with their bloody beaks.'
+
+'We obey our orders, and leave you to settle the political business,'
+Philip replied.
+
+Forbery declined the fray. Patrick was eagerly watchful and dumb.
+Rockney finished his coffee with a rap of the cup in the saucer, an
+appeal for the close of the sitting; and as Dr. Forbery responded to
+it by pushing back his chair, he did likewise, and the other made a
+movement.
+
+The disappointed hero of a fight unfought had to give the signal for
+rising. Double the number of the ten minutes had elapsed. He sprang up,
+hearing Rockney say: 'Captain Con O'Donnell is a politician or nothing,'
+and as he was the most placable of men concerning his personality, he
+took it lightly, with half a groan that it had not come earlier, and
+said, 'He thinks and he feels, poor fellow!'
+
+All hope of a general action was over.
+
+'That shall pass for the epitaph of the living,' said Rockney.
+
+It was too late to catch at a trifle to strain it to a tussle. Con was
+obliged to subjoin: 'Inscribe it on the dungeon-door of tyranny.' But
+the note was peaceful.
+
+He expressed a wish that the fog had cleared for him to see the stars of
+heaven before he went to bed, informing Mr. Mattock that a long look in
+among them was often his prayer at night, and winter a holy season to
+him, for the reason of its showing them bigger and brighter.
+
+'I can tell my wife with a conscience we've had a quiet evening, and
+you're a witness to it,' he said to Patrick. That consolation remained.
+
+'You know the secret of your happiness,' Patrick answered.
+
+'Know you one of the secrets of a young man's fortune in life, and give
+us a thrilling song at the piano, my son,' said Con: 'though we don't
+happen to have much choice of virgins for ye to-night. Irish or French.
+Irish are popular. They don't mind having us musically. And if we'd go
+on joking to the end we should content them, if only by justifying their
+opinion that we're born buffoons.'
+
+His happy conscience enabled him to court his wife with assiduity
+and winsomeness, and the ladies were once more elated by seeing how
+chivalrously lover-like an Irish gentleman can be after years of
+wedlock.
+
+Patrick was asked to sing. Miss Mattock accompanied him at the piano.
+Then he took her place on the music-stool, and she sang, and with an
+electrifying splendour of tone and style.
+
+'But it's the very heart of an Italian you sing with!' he cried.
+
+'It will surprise you perhaps to hear that I prefer German music,' said
+she.
+
+'But where--who had the honour of boasting you his pupil?'
+
+She mentioned a famous master. Patrick had heard of him in Paris. He
+begged for another song and she complied, accepting the one he selected
+as the favourite of his brother Philip's, though she said: 'That one?'
+with a superior air. It was a mellifluous love-song from a popular
+Opera somewhat out of date. 'Well, it's in Italian!' she summed up her
+impressions of the sickly words while scanning them for delivery.
+She had no great admiration of the sentimental Sicilian composer,
+she confessed, yet she sang as if possessed by him. Had she, Patrick
+thought, been bent upon charming Philip, she could not have thrown more
+fire into the notes. And when she had done, after thrilling the room,
+there was a gesture in her dismissal of the leaves displaying critical
+loftiness. Patrick noticed it and said, with the thrill of her voice
+lingering in him: 'What is it you do like? I should so like to know.'
+
+She was answering when Captain Con came up to the piano and remarked in
+an undertone to Patrick: 'How is it you hit on the song Adiante Adister
+used to sing?'
+
+Miss Mattock glanced at Philip. He had applauded her mechanically, and
+it was not that circumstance which caused the second rush of scarlet
+over her face. This time she could track it definitely to its origin.
+A lover's favourite song is one that has been sung by his love. She
+detected herself now in the full apprehension of the fact before she
+had sung a bar: it had been a very dim fancy: and she denounced herself
+guilty of the knowledge that she was giving pain by singing the stuff
+fervidly, in the same breath that accused her of never feeling things
+at the right moment vividly. The reminiscences of those pale intuitions
+made them always affectingly vivid.
+
+But what vanity in our emotional state in a great jarring world where we
+are excused for continuing to seek our individual happiness only if
+we ally it and subordinate it to the well being of our fellows! The
+interjection was her customary specific for the cure of these little
+tricks of her blood. Leaving her friend Miss Barrow at the piano, she
+took a chair in a corner and said; 'Now, Mr. O'Donnell, you will hear
+the music that moves me.'
+
+'But it's not to be singing,' said Patrick. 'And how can you sing so
+gloriously what you don't care for? It puzzles me completely.'
+
+She assured him she was no enigma: she hushed to him to hear.
+
+He dropped his underlip, keeping on the conversation with his eyes until
+he was caught by the masterly playing of a sonata by the chief of the
+poets of sound.
+
+He was caught by it, but he took the close of the introductory section,
+an allegro con brio, for the end, and she had to hush at him again, and
+could not resist smiling at her lullaby to the prattler. Patrick smiled
+in response. Exchanges of smiles upon an early acquaintance between two
+young people are peeps through the doorway of intimacy. She lost
+sight of the Jesuit. Under the influence of good music, too, a not
+unfavourable inclination towards the person sitting beside us and
+sharing that sweetness, will soften general prejudices--if he was Irish,
+he was boyishly Irish, not like his inscrutable brother; a better, or
+hopefuller edition of Captain Con; one with whom something could be done
+to steady him, direct him, improve him. He might be taught to appreciate
+Beethoven and work for his fellows. 'Now does not that touch you more
+deeply than the Italian?' said she, delicately mouthing: 'I, mio tradito
+amor!'
+
+'Touch, I don't know,' he was honest enough to reply. 'It's you that
+haven't given it a fair chance I'd like to hear it again. There's a
+forest on fire in it.'
+
+'There is,' she exclaimed. 'I have often felt it, but never seen it. You
+exactly describe it. How true!'
+
+'But any music I could listen to all day and all the night,' said he.
+
+'And be as proud of yourself the next morning?'
+
+Patrick was rather at sea. What could she mean?
+
+Mrs. Adister O'Donnell stepped over to them, with the object of
+installing Colonel Adister in Patrick's place.
+
+The object was possibly perceived. Mrs. Adister was allowed no time to
+set the manoeuvre in motion.
+
+'Mr. O'Donnell is a great enthusiast for music, and could listen to it
+all day and all night, he tells me,' said Miss Mattock. 'Would he not
+sicken of it in a week, Mrs. Adister?'
+
+'But why should I?' cried Patrick. 'It's a gift of heaven.'
+
+'And, like other gifts of heaven, to the idle it would turn to evil.'
+
+'I can't believe it.'
+
+'Work, and you will believe it.'
+
+'But, Miss Mattock, I want to work; I'm empty-handed. It 's true I want
+to travel and see a bit of the world to help me in my work by and by.
+I'm ready to try anything I can do, though.'
+
+'Has it ever struck you that you might try to help the poor?'
+
+'Arthur is really anxious, and only doubts his ability,' said Mrs.
+Adister.
+
+'The doubt throws a shadow on the wish,' said Miss Mattock. 'And can
+one picture Colonel Adister the secretary of a Laundry Institution,
+receiving directions from Grace and me! We should have to release him
+long before the six months' term, when we have resolved to incur the
+expense of a salaried secretary.'
+
+Mrs. Adister turned her head to the colonel, who was then looking down
+the features of Mrs. Rockney.
+
+Patrick said: 'I'm ready, for a year, Miss Mattock.'
+
+She answered him, half jocosely: 'A whole year of free service? Reflect
+on what you are undertaking.'
+
+'It's writing and accounts, no worse?'
+
+'Writing and accounts all day, and music in the evening only now and
+then.'
+
+'I can do it: I will, if you'll have me.'
+
+'Do you hear Mr. O'Donnell, Mrs. Adister?'
+
+Captain Con fluttered up to his wife, and heard the story from Miss
+Mattock.
+
+He fancied he saw a thread of good luck for Philip in it. 'Our house
+could be Patrick's home capitally,' he suggested to his wife. She was
+not a whit less hospitable, only hinting that she thought the refusal of
+the post was due to Arthur.
+
+'And if he accepts, imagine him on a stool, my dear madam; he couldn't
+sit it!'
+
+Miss Mattock laughed. 'No, that is not to be thought of seriously. And
+with Mr. O'Donnell it would be probationary for the first fortnight or
+month. Does he know anything about steam?'
+
+'The rudimentary idea,' said Patrick.
+
+'That's good for a beginning,' said the captain; and he added: 'Miss
+Mattock, I'm proud if one of my family can be reckoned worthy of
+assisting in your noble work.'
+
+She replied: 'I warn everybody that they shall be taken at their word if
+they volunteer their services.'
+
+She was bidden to know by the captain that the word of an Irish
+gentleman was his bond. 'And not later than to-morrow evening I'll land
+him at your office. Besides, he'll find countrywomen of his among you,
+and there's that to enliven him. You say they work well, diligently,
+intelligently.'
+
+She deliberated. 'Yes, on the whole; when they take to their work.
+Intelligently certainly compared with our English. We do not get the
+best of them in London. For that matter, we do not get the best of the
+English--not the women of the north. We have to put up with the rejected
+of other and better-paying departments of work. It breaks my heart
+sometimes to see how near they are to doing well, but for such a little
+want of ballast.'
+
+'If they're Irish,' said Patrick, excited by the breaking of her heart,
+'a whisper of cajolery in season is often the secret.'
+
+Captain Con backed him for diplomacy. 'You'll learn he has a head, Miss
+Mattock.'
+
+'I am myself naturally blunt, and prefer the straightforward method,'
+said she.
+
+Patrick nodded. 'But where there's an obstruction in the road, it's
+permissible to turn a corner.'
+
+'Take 'em in flank when you can't break their centre,' said Con.
+
+'Well, you shall really try whether you can endure the work for a short
+time if you are in earnest,' Miss Mattock addressed the volunteer.
+
+'But I am,' he said.
+
+'We are too poor at present to refuse the smallest help.'
+
+'And mine is about the smallest.'
+
+'I did not mean that, Mr. O'Donnell.'
+
+'But you'll have me?'
+
+'Gladly.'
+
+Captain Con applauded the final words between them. They had the genial
+ring, though she accepted the wrong young man for but a shadow of the
+right sort of engagement.
+
+This being settled, by the sudden combination of enthusiastic Irish
+impulse and benevolent English scheming, she very considerately resigned
+herself to Mrs. Adister's lead and submitted herself to a further
+jolting in the unprogressive conversational coach with Colonel Adister,
+whose fault as a driver was not in avoiding beaten ways, but whipping
+wooden horses.
+
+Evidently those two were little adapted to make the journey of life
+together, though they were remarkably fine likenesses of a pair in the
+dead midway of the journey, Captain Con reflected, and he could have
+jumped at the thought of Patrick's cleverness: it was the one bright
+thing of the evening. There was a clear gain in it somewhere. And if
+there was none, Jane Mattock was a good soul worth saving. Why not
+all the benefaction on our side, and a figo for rewards! Devotees or
+adventurers, he was ready in imagination to see his cousins play the
+part of either, as the cross-roads offered, the heavens appeared to
+decree. We turn to the right or the left, and this way we're voluntary
+drudges, and that way we're lucky dogs; it's all according to the turn,
+the fate of it. But never forget that old Ireland is weeping!
+
+ O never forget that old Ireland is weeping
+ The bitter salt tears of the mother bereft!
+
+He hummed the spontaneous lines. He was accused of singing to himself,
+and a song was vigorously demanded of him by the ladies.
+
+He shook his head. 'I can't,' he sighed. 'I was plucking the drowned
+body of a song out of the waters to give it decent burial. And if I sing
+I shall be charged with casting a firebrand at Mr. Rockney.'
+
+Rockney assured him that he could listen to anything in verse.
+
+'Observe the sneer:--for our verses are smoke,' said Con.
+
+Miss Mattock pressed him to sing.
+
+But he had saddened his mind about old Ireland: the Irish news weighed
+heavily on him, unrelieved by a tussle with Rockney. If he sang, it
+would be an Irish song, and he would break down in it, he said; and he
+hinted at an objection of his wife's to spirited Irish songs of the sort
+which carry the sons of Erin bounding over the fences of tyranny and the
+brook of tears. And perhaps Mr. Rockney might hear a tale in verse as
+hard to bear as he sometimes found Irish prose!--Miss Mattock perceived
+that his depression was genuine, not less than his desire to please her.
+'Then it shall be on another occasion,' she said.
+
+'Oh! on another occasion I'm the lark to the sky, my dear lady.'
+
+Her carriage was announced. She gave Patrick a look, with a smile, for
+it was to be a curious experiment. He put on the proper gravity of a
+young man commissioned, without a dimple of a smile. Philip bowed to her
+stiffly, as we bow to a commanding officer who has insulted us and will
+hear of it. But for that, Con would have manoeuvred against his wife
+to send him downstairs at the lady's heels. The fellow was a perfect
+riddle, hard to read as the zebra lines on the skin of a wild
+jackass--if Providence intended any meaning when she traced them! and
+it's a moot point: as it is whether some of our poets have meaning
+and are not composers of zebra. 'No one knows but them above!' he said
+aloud, apparently to his wife.
+
+'What can you be signifying?' she asked him. She had deputed Colonel
+Arthur to conduct Miss Mattock and Miss Barrow to their carriage, and
+she supposed the sentence might have a mysterious reference to the plan
+she had formed; therefore it might be a punishable offence. Her small
+round eyes were wide-open, her head was up and high.
+
+She was easily appeased, too easily.
+
+'The question of rain, madam,' he replied to her repetition of his
+words. 'I dare say that was what I had in my mind, hearing Mr. Mattock
+and Mr. Rockney agree to walk in company to their clubs.'
+
+He proposed to them that they should delay the march on a visit to his
+cabin near the clouds. They were forced to decline his invitation to the
+gentle lion's mouth; as did Mr. Rumford, very briskly and thankfully.
+Mr. Rockney was taken away by Mr. and Mrs. Marbury Dyke. So the party
+separated, and the Englishmen were together, and the Irishmen together;
+and hardly a syllable relating to the Englishmen did the Irishmen say,
+beyond an allusion to an accident to John Mattock's yacht off the Irish
+west-coast last autumn; but the Irishmen were subjected to some remarks
+by the Englishmen, wherein their qualities as individuals and specimens
+of a race were critically and neatly packed. Common sense is necessarily
+critical in its collision with vapours, and the conscious possessors of
+an exclusive common sense are called on to deliver a summary verdict,
+nor is it an unjust one either, if the verdict be taken simply for an
+estimate of what is presented upon the plain surface of to-day. Irishmen
+are queer fellows, never satisfied, thirsting for a shindy. Some of them
+get along pretty well in America. The air of their Ireland intoxicates
+them. They require the strong hand: fair legislation, but no show of
+weakness. Once let them imagine you are afraid of them, and they see
+perfect independence in their grasp. And what would be the spectacle if
+they were to cut themselves loose from England? The big ship might be
+inconvenienced by the loss of the tender; the tender would fall adrift
+on the Atlantic, with pilot and captain at sword and pistol, the crew
+playing Donnybrook freely. Their cooler heads are shrewd enough to see
+the folly, but it catches the Irish fancy to rush to the extreme, and
+we have allowed it to be supposed that it frightens us. There is the
+capital blunder, fons et origo.
+
+Their leaders now pretend to work upon the Great Scale; they demand
+everything on the spot upon their own interpretation of equity.
+Concessions, hazy speeches, and the puling nonsense of our present
+Government, have encouraged them so far and got us into the mess. Treat
+them as policemen treat highwaymen: give them the law: and the law must
+be tightened, like the hold on a rogue by his collar, if they kick at
+it. Rockney was for sharp measures in repression, fair legislation in
+due course.
+
+'Fair legislation upon your own interpretation of fair,' said Mattock,
+whose party opposed Rockney's. 'As to repression, you would have missed
+that instructive scene this evening at Con O'Donnell's table, if you
+had done him the kindness to pick up his glove. It 's wisest to let them
+exhaust their energies upon one another. Hold off, and they're soon at
+work.'
+
+'What kind of director of a City Company does he make?' said Rockney.
+
+Mattock bethought him that, on the whole, strange to say, Con O'Donnell
+comported himself decorously as a director, generally speaking on the
+reasonable side, not without shrewdness: he seemed to be sobered by the
+money question.
+
+'That wife of his is the salvation of him,' Rockney said, to account for
+the Captain's shrewdness. 'She manages him cleverly. He knows the length
+of his line. She's a woman of principle, and barring the marriage, good
+sense too. His wife keeps him quiet, or we should be hearing of him.
+Forbery 's a more dangerous man. There's no intentional mischief in
+Con O'Donnell; it's only effervescence. I saw his game, and declined
+to uncork him. He talks of a niece of his wife's: have you ever seen
+her?--married to some Servian or Roumanian prince.'
+
+Mattock answered: 'Yes.'
+
+'Is she such a beauty?'
+
+Again Mattock answered: 'Yes,' after affecting thoughtfulness.
+
+'They seem to marry oddly in that family.'
+
+Mattock let fly a short laugh at the remark, which had the ring of some
+current phrase. 'They do,' he said.
+
+Next morning Jane Mattock spoke to her brother of her recruit. He
+entirely trusted to her discretion; the idea of a young Irish secretary
+was rather comical, nevertheless. He had his joke about it, requesting
+to have a sight of the secretary's books at the expiry of the week,
+which was the length of time he granted this ardent volunteer for
+evaporating and vanishing.
+
+'If it releases poor Grace for a week, it will be useful to us,' Jane
+said. 'Women are educated so shamefully that we have not yet found one
+we can rely on as a competent person. And Mr. O'Donnell--did you notice
+him? I told you I met him a day or two back--seems willing to be of use.
+It cannot hurt him to try. Grace has too much on her hands.'
+
+'She has a dozen persons.'
+
+'They are zealous when they are led.'
+
+'Beware of letting them suspect that they are led.'
+
+'They are anxious to help the poor if they can discover how.'
+
+'Good men, I don't doubt,' said John Mattock. 'Any proposals from
+curates recently?'
+
+'Not of late. Captain O'Donnell, the brother of our secretary, is
+handsomer, but we do not think him so trustworthy. Did you observe him
+at all?--he sat by me. He has a conspirator's head.'
+
+'What is that?' her brother asked her.
+
+'Only a notion of mine.'
+
+She was directed to furnish a compendious report of the sayings, doings,
+and behaviour of the Irish secretary in the evening.
+
+'If I find him there,' she said.
+
+Her brother was of opinion that Mr. Patrick O'Donnell would be as good
+as his word, and might be expected to appear there while the novelty
+lasted.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XV. THE MATTOCK FAMILY
+
+That evening's report of the demeanour of the young Irish secretary in
+harness was not so exhilarating as John Mattock had expected, and he
+inclined to think his sister guilty of casting her protecting veil
+over the youth. It appeared that Mr. O'Donnell had been studious of his
+duties, had spoken upon no other topic, had asked pertinent questions,
+shown no flippancy, indulged in no extravagances. He seemed, Jane said,
+eager to master details. A certain eagerness of her own in speaking
+of it sharpened her clear features as if they were cutting through
+derision. She stated it to propitiate her brother, as it might have
+done but for the veracious picture of Patrick in the word 'eager,' which
+pricked the scepticism of a practical man. He locked his mouth, looking
+at her with a twinkle she refused to notice. 'Determined to master
+details' he could have accepted. One may be determined to find a needle
+in a dust-heap; one does not with any stiffness of purpose go at a
+dust-heap eagerly. Hungry men have eaten husks; they have not betrayed
+eagerness for such dry stuff. Patrick's voracity after details exhibited
+a doubtfully genuine appetite, and John deferred his amusement until the
+termination of the week or month when his dear good Jane would visit
+the office to behold a vacated seat, or be assailed by the customary
+proposal. Irishmen were not likely to be far behind curates in besieging
+an heiress. For that matter, Jane was her own mistress and could very
+well take care of herself; he had confidence in her wisdom.
+
+He was besides of an unsuspicious and an unexacting temperament. The
+things he would strongly object to he did not specify to himself because
+he was untroubled by any forethought of them. Business, political,
+commercial and marine, left few vacancies in his mind other than for
+the pleasures he could command and enjoy. He surveyed his England with
+a ruddy countenance, and saw the country in the reflection. His England
+saw much of itself in him. Behind each there was more, behind the
+country a great deal more, than could be displayed by a glass. The
+salient features wore a resemblance. Prosperity and heartiness; a ready
+hand on, and over, a full purse; a recognised ability of the second-rate
+order; a stout hold of patent principles; inherited and embraced, to
+make the day secure and supply a somniferous pillow for the night;
+occasional fits of anxiety about affairs, followed by an illuminating
+conviction that the world is a changing one and our construction not of
+granite, nevertheless that a justifiable faith in the ship, joined to
+a constant study of the chart, will pull us through, as it has done
+before, despite all assaults and underminings of the common enemy and
+the particular; these, with the humorous indifference of familiarity and
+constitutional annoyances, excepting when they grew acute and called for
+drugs, and with friendliness to the race of man of both colours, in the
+belief that our Creator originally composed in black and white, together
+with a liking for matters on their present footing in slow motion,
+partly under his conductorship, were the prominent characteristics of
+the grandson of the founder of the house, who had built it from a spade.
+
+The story of the building was notorious; popular books for the inciting
+of young Englishmen to dig to fortune had a place for it among the
+chapters, where we read of the kind of man, and the means by which the
+country has executed its later giant strides of advancement. The first
+John Mattock was a representative of his time; he moved when the
+country was moving, and in the right direction, finding himself at the
+auspicious moment upon a line of rail. Elsewhere he would have moved,
+we may suppose, for the spade-like virtues bear their fruits; persistent
+and thrifty, solid and square, will fetch some sort of yield out of any
+soil; but he would not have gone far. The Lord, to whom an old man of a
+mind totally Hebrew ascribed the plenitude of material success, the
+Lord and he would have reared a garden in the desert; in proximity to an
+oasis, still on the sands, against obstacles. An accumulation of upwards
+of four hundred thousand pounds required, as the moral of the popular
+books does not sufficiently indicate, a moving country, an ardent
+sphere, to produce the sum: and since, where so much was done, we are
+bound to conceive others at work as well as he, it seems to follow that
+the exemplar outstripping them vastly must have profited by situation at
+the start, which is a lucky accident; and an accident is an indigestible
+lump in a moral tale, real though the story be. It was not mentioned in
+the popular books; nor did those worthy guides to the pursuit of wealth
+contain any reminder of old John Mattock's dependence upon the conjoint
+labour of his fellows to push him to his elevation. As little did they
+think of foretelling a day, generations hence, when the empty heirs
+of his fellows might prefer a modest claim (confused in statement) to
+compensation against the estate he bequeathed: for such prophecy as that
+would have hinted at a tenderness for the mass to the detriment of the
+individual, and such tenderness as that is an element of our religion,
+not the drift of our teaching.
+
+He grumbled at the heavy taxation of his estate during life: yearly this
+oppressed old man paid thousands of pounds to the Government. It was
+poor encouragement to shoulder and elbow your way from a hovel to a
+mansion!
+
+He paid the money, dying sour; a splendid example of energy on the road,
+a forbidding one at the terminus. And here the moral of the popular
+books turned aside from him to snatch at humanity for an instance of our
+frailness and dealt in portentous shadows:--we are, it should be known,
+not the great creatures we assume ourselves to be. Six months before his
+death he appeared in the garb of a navvy, humbly soliciting employment
+at his own house-door. There he appealed to the white calves of his
+footmen for a day's work, upon the plea that he had never been a
+democrat.
+
+The scene had been described with humanely-moralising pathos in the
+various books of stories of Men who have come to Fortune, and it had
+for a length of seasons an annual position in the foremost rank (on the
+line, facing the door) in our exhibition of the chosen artists, where,
+as our popular words should do, it struck the spectator's eye and his
+brain simultaneously with pugilistic force: a reference to the picture
+in the catalogue furnishing a recapitulation of the incident. 'I've
+worked a good bit in my time, gentlemen, and I baint done yet':--SEE
+PROFESSOR SUMMIT'S 'MEN WHO HAVE COME TO FORTUNE.' There is, we perceive
+at a glance, a contrast in the bowed master of the Mansion applying
+to his menials for a day's work at the rate of pay to able-bodied
+men:--which he is not, but the deception is not disingenuous. The
+contrast flashed with the rapid exchange of two prizefighters in a ring,
+very popularly. The fustian suit and string below the knee, on the
+one side, and the purple plush breeches and twinkling airy calves
+(fascinating his attention as he makes his humble request to his own,
+these domestic knights) to right and left of the doorway and in front,
+hit straight out of the canvas. And as quickly as you perceive the
+contrast you swallow the moral. The dreaded thing is down in a trice, to
+do what salutary work it may within you. That it passed into the blood
+of England's middle-class population, and set many heads philosophically
+shaking, and filled the sails of many a sermon, is known to those
+who lived in days when Art and the classes patronising our Native Art
+existed happily upon the terms of venerable School-Dame and studious
+pupils, before the sickly era displacing Exhibitions full of meaning for
+tricks of colour, monstrous atmospherical vagaries that teach nothing,
+strange experiments on the complexion of the human face divine--the
+feminine hyper-aethereally. Like the first John Mattock, it was formerly
+of, and yet by dint of sturdy energy, above the people. They learnt from
+it; they flocked to it thirsting and retired from it thoughtful, with
+some belief of having drunk of nature in art, as you will see the
+countless troops of urchins about the one cow of London, in the Great
+City's Green Park.
+
+A bequest to the nation of the best of these pictures of Old John, by
+a very old Yorkshire collector, makes it milk for all time, a perpetual
+contrast, and a rebuke. Compared with the portrait of Jane Mattock in
+her fiery aureole of hair on the walls of the breakfast-room, it marks
+that fatal period of degeneracy for us, which our critics of Literature
+as well as Art are one voice in denouncing, when the complex overwhelms
+the simple, and excess of signification is attempted, instead of letting
+plain nature speak her uncorrupted tongue to the contemplative mind.
+Degeneracy is the critical history of the Arts. Jane's hair was of a
+reddish gold-inwoven cast that would, in her grandfather's epoch, have
+shone unambiguously as carrots. The girl of his day thus adorned by
+Nature, would have been shown wearing her ridiculous crown with some
+decent sulkiness; and we should not have had her so unsparingly crowned;
+the truth would have been told in a dexterous concealment--a rope of
+it wound up for a bed of the tortoise-shell comb behind, and a pair of
+tight cornucopias at the temples. What does our modern artist do but
+flare it to right and left, lift it wavily over her forehead, revel in
+the oriental superabundance, and really seem to swear we shall admire
+it, against our traditions of the vegetable, as a poetical splendour.
+The head of the heiress is in a Jovian shower. Marigolds are in her
+hand. The whole square of canvas is like a meadow on the borders of
+June. It causes blinking.
+
+Her brother also is presented: a fine portrait of him, with clipped
+red locks, in blue array, smiling, wearing the rose of briny breezes, a
+telescope under his left arm, his right forefinger on a map, a view
+of Spitzbergen through a cabin-window: for John had notions about the
+north-west passage, he had spent a winter in the ice, and if an amateur,
+was not the less a true sailor.
+
+With his brass-buttoned blue coat, and his high coloured cheeks, and his
+convict hair--a layer of brickdust--and his air of princely wealth, and
+the icebergs and hummocks about him, he looks for adventure without a
+thought of his heroism--the country all over.
+
+There he stands, a lover of the sea, and a scientific seaman and
+engineer to boot, practical in every line of his face, defying mankind
+to suspect that he cherishes a grain of romance. On the wall, just above
+his shoulder, is a sketch of a Viking putting the lighted brand to his
+ship in mid sea, and you are to understand that his time is come and
+so should a Viking die: further, if you will, the subject is a modern
+Viking, ready for the responsibilities of the title. Sketches of
+our ancient wooden walls and our iron and plated defences line the
+panellings. These degenerate artists do work hard for their money.
+
+The portrait of John's father, dated a generation back, is just the man
+and little else, phantomly the man. His brown coat struggles out of the
+obscurity of the background, but it is chiefly background clothing him.
+His features are distinguishable and delicate: you would suppose
+him appearing to you under the beams of a common candle, or cottage
+coalfire--ferruginously opaque. The object of the artist (apart from
+the triumph of tone on the canvas) is to introduce him as an elegant and
+faded gentleman, rather retiring into darkness than emerging. He is the
+ghost of the painter's impasto. Yet this is Ezra Mattock, who multipled
+the inheritance of the hundreds of thousands into millions, and died,
+after covering Europe, Asia, and the Americas with iron rails, one of
+the few Christians that can hold up their heads beside the banking
+Jew as magnates in the lists of gold. The portrait is clearly no
+frontispiece of his qualities. He married an accomplished and charitable
+lady, and she did not spoil the stock in refining it. His life passed
+quietly; his death shook the country: for though it had been known
+that he had been one of our potentates, how mightily he was one had not
+entered into the calculations of the public until the will of the
+late Ezra Mattock, cited in our prints, received comments from various
+newspaper articles. A chuckle of collateral satisfaction ran through the
+empire. All England and her dependencies felt the state of cousinship
+with the fruits of energy; and it was an agreeable sentiment, coming
+opportunely, as it did, at the tail of articles that had been discussing
+a curious manifestation of late--to-wit, the awakening energy of the
+foreigner--a prodigious apparition on our horizon. Others were energetic
+too! We were not, the sermon ran, to imagine we were without rivals
+in the field. We were possessed of certain positive advantages; we had
+coal, iron, and an industrious population, but we were, it was to be
+feared, by no means a thrifty race, and there was reason for doubt
+whether in the matter of industry we were quite up to the mark of our
+forefathers. No deterioration of the stock was apprehended, still the
+nation must be accused of a lack of vigilance. We must look round us,
+and accept the facts as they stood. So accustomed had we become to the
+predominance of our position that it was difficult at first to realise a
+position of rivalry that threatened our manufacturing interests in their
+hitherto undisputed lead in the world's markets. The tale of our exports
+for the last five years conveys at once its moral and its warning.
+Statistics were then cited.
+
+As when the gloomy pedagogue has concluded his exhortation, statistics
+birched the land. They were started at our dinner-tables, and scourged
+the social converse. Not less than in the articles, they were perhaps
+livelier than in the preface; they were distressing nevertheless; they
+led invariably to the question of our decadence. Carthage was named; a
+great mercantile community absolutely obliterated! Senatorial men were
+led to propose in their thoughtfullest tones that we should turn our
+attention to Art. Why should we not learn to excel in Art? We excelled
+in Poetry. Our Poets were cited: not that there was a notion that poems
+would pay as an export but to show that if we excel in one of the
+Arts we may in others of them. The poetry was not cited, nor was it
+necessary, the object being to inflate the balloon of paradox with
+a light-flying gas, and prove a poem-producing people to be of their
+nature born artists; if they did but know it. The explosion of a
+particular trade points to your taking up another. Energy is adapted to
+flourish equally in every branch of labour.
+
+It is the genius of the will, commanding all the crossroads. A country
+breeding hugely must prove its energy likewise in the departments of the
+mind, or it will ultimately be unable to feed its young--nay, to feast
+its aldermen! Let us be up and alive.--Such was the exhortation of a
+profound depression. Outside these dismal assemblies, in the streets,
+an ancient song of raven recurrence croaked of 'Old England a-going down
+the hill'; for there is a link of electricity between the street-boy and
+the leading article in days when the Poles exchange salutations.
+
+Mr. Ezra's legacy of his millions to son and daughter broke like a
+golden evening on the borders of the raincloud. Things could not be so
+bad when a plain untitled English gentleman bequeathed in the simplest
+manner possible such giant heaps, a very Pelion upon Ossa, of wealth to
+his children. The minds of the readers of journals were now directed
+to think of the hoarded treasures of this favoured country. They
+might approximately be counted, but even if counted they would be past
+conception, like the sidereal system. The contemplation of a million
+stupefies: consider the figures of millions and millions! Articles were
+written on Lombard Street, the world's gold-mine, our granary of energy,
+surpassing all actual and fabulous gold-mines ever spoken of: Aladdin's
+magician would find his purse contracting and squeaking in the
+comparison. Then, too, the store of jewels held by certain private
+families called for remark and an allusion to Sindbad the sailor, whose
+eyes were to dilate wider than they did in the valley of diamonds. Why,
+we could, if we pleased, lie by and pass two or three decades as jolly
+cricketers and scullers, and resume the race for wealth with the rest
+of mankind, hardly sensible of the holiday in our pockets though we were
+the last people to do it, we were the sole people that had the option.
+Our Fortunatus' cap was put to better purposes, but to have the cap,
+and not to be emasculated by the possession, might excuse a little
+reasonable pride in ourselves.
+
+Thus did Optimism and Pessimism have their turn, like the two great
+parties in the State, and the subsiding see-saw restored a proper
+balance, much to the nation's comfort. Unhappily, it was remembered,
+there are spectators of its method of getting to an equipoise out of
+the agitation of extremes. The peep at our treasures to regain composure
+had, we fear, given the foreigner glimpses, and whetted the appetite of
+our masses. No sooner are we at peace than these are heard uttering low
+howls, and those are seen enviously glaring. The spectre, Panic, that
+ever dogs the optimistic feast, warns us of a sack under our beds, and
+robbers about to try a barely-bolted door... Then do we, who have so
+sweetly sung our senses to sleep, start up, in their grip, rush to the
+doctor and the blacksmith, rig alarums, proclaim ourselves intestinally
+torn, defenceless, a prey to foes within and without. It is discovered
+to be no worse than an alderman's dream, but the pessimist frenzy of
+the night has tossed a quieting sop to the Radical, and summoned the
+volunteers to a review. Laudatory articles upon the soldierly 'march
+past' of our volunteers permit of a spell of soft repose, deeper than
+prudent, at the end of it, India and Ireland consenting.
+
+So much for a passing outline of John Bull--the shadow on the wall
+of John Mattock. The unostentatious millionaire's legacy to his two
+children affected Mr. Bull thrillingly, pretty nearly as it has here
+been dotted in lining. That is historical. Could he believe in the
+existence of a son of his, a master of millions, who had never sighed
+(and he had only to sigh) to die a peer, or a baronet, or simple Knight?
+The downright hard-nailed coffin fact was there; the wealthiest man
+in the country had flown away to Shadowland a common Mr.! You see the
+straight deduction from the circumstances:--we are, say what you will,
+a Republican people! Newspaper articles on the watch sympathetically for
+Mr. Bull's latest view of himself, preached on the theme of our peculiar
+Republicanism. Soon after he was observed fondling the Crown Insignia.
+His bards flung out their breezy columns, reverentially monarchial. The
+Republican was informed that they were despised as a blatant minority. A
+maudlin fit of worship of our nobility had hold of him next, and English
+aristocracy received the paean. Lectures were addressed to democrats;
+our House of Lords was pledged solemnly in reams of print. We were told
+that 'blood' may always be betted on to win the race; blood that is blue
+will beat the red hollow. Who could pretend to despise the honour of
+admission to the ranks of the proudest peerage the world has known! Is
+not a great territorial aristocracy the strongest guarantee of national
+stability? The loudness of the interrogation, like the thunder of Jove,
+precluded thought of an answer.
+
+Mr. Bull, though he is not of lucid memory, kept an eye on the owner of
+those millions. His bards were awake to his anxiety, and celebrated John
+Mattock's doings with a trump and flourish somewhat displeasing to a
+quietly-disposed commoner. John's entry into Parliament as a Liberal
+was taken for a sign of steersman who knew where the tide ran. But
+your Liberals are sometimes Radicals in their youth, and his choice
+of parties might not be so much sagacity as an instance of unripe
+lightheadedness. A young conservative millionaire is less disturbing.
+The very wealthy young peer is never wanton in his politics, which seems
+to admonish us that the heir of vast wealth should have it imposed on
+him to accept a peerage, and be locked up as it were. A coronet steadies
+the brain. You may let out your heels at the social laws, you are
+almost expected to do it, but you are to shake that young pate of yours
+restively under such a splendid encumbrance. Private reports of John,
+however, gave him credit for sound opinions: he was moderate, merely
+progressive. When it was added that the man had the habit of taking
+counsel with his sister, he was at once considered as fast and safe, not
+because of any public knowledge of the character of Jane Mattock. We pay
+this homage to the settled common sense of women. Distinctly does
+she discountenance leaps in the dark, wild driving, and the freaks of
+Radicalism.
+
+John, as it happened, had not so grave a respect for the sex as for the
+individual Jane. He thought women capable of acts of foolishness; his
+bright-faced sister he could thoroughly trust for prudent conduct. He
+gave her a good portion of his heart in confidence, and all of it in
+affection. There were matters which he excluded from confidence, even
+from intimate communication with himself. These he could not reveal;
+nor could she perfectly open her heart to him, for the same reason. They
+both had an established ideal of their personal qualities, not far above
+the positive, since they were neither of them pretentious, yet it was a
+trifle higher and fairer than the working pattern; and albeit they were
+sincere enough, quite sincere in their mutual intercourse, they had,
+by what each knew at times of the thumping organ within them, cause for
+doubting that they were as transparent as the other supposed; and
+they were separately aware of an inward smile at one another's partial
+deception; which did not thwart their honest power of working up to the
+respected ideal. The stroke of the deeper self-knowledge rarely shook
+them; they were able to live with full sensations in the animated
+picture they were to the eyes best loved by them. This in fact was
+their life. Anything beside it was a dream, and we do not speak of
+our dreams--not of every dream. Especially do we reserve our speech
+concerning the dream in which we had a revelation of the proud frame
+deprived of a guiding will, flung rudderless on the waves. Ah that
+abject! The dismantled ship has the grandeur of the tempest about it,
+but the soul swayed by passion is ignominiously bare-poled, detected,
+hooted by its old assumption. If instinct plays fantastical tricks when
+we are sleeping, let it be ever behind a curtain. We can be held
+guilty only if we court exposure. The ideal of English gentleman and
+gentlewoman is closely Roman in the self-repression it exacts, and that
+it should be but occasionally difficult to them shows an affinity with
+the type. Do you perchance, O continental observers of the race, call it
+hypocritical? It is their nature disciplined to the regimental step of
+civilisation. Socially these island men and women of a certain middle
+rank are veterans of an army, and some of the latest enrolled are the
+stoutest defenders of the flag.
+
+Brother and sister preserved their little secrets of character apart.
+They could not be expected to unfold what they declined personally to
+examine. But they were not so successful with the lady governing the
+household, their widowed maternal aunt, Mrs. Lackstraw, a woman
+of decisive penetration, and an insubordinate recruit of the army
+aforesaid. To her they were without a mask; John was passion's slave,
+Jane the most romantic of Eve's daughters. She pointed to incidents of
+their youth; her vision was acutely retrospective. The wealth of her
+nephew and niece caused such a view of them to be, as she remarked,
+anxious past endurance. She had grounds for fearing that John, who might
+step to an alliance with any one of the proudest houses in the Kingdom,
+would marry a beggar-maid. As for Jane, she was the natural prey of
+a threadbare poet. Mrs. Lackstraw heard of Mr. Patrick O'Donnell,
+and demanded the right to inspect him. She doubted such perfect
+disinterestedness in any young man as that he should slave at
+account-keeping to that Laundry without a prospect of rich remuneration,
+and the tale of his going down to the city for a couple of hours each
+day to learn the art of keeping books was of very dubious import in a
+cousin of Captain Con O'Donnell. 'Let me see your prodigy,' she said,
+with the emphasis on each word. Patrick was presented at her table. She
+had steeled herself against an Irish tongue. He spoke little, appeared
+simple, professed no enthusiasm for the Laundry. And he paid no
+compliments to Jane: of the two he was more interested by the elder
+lady, whose farm and dairy in Surrey he heard her tell of with a shining
+glance, observing that he liked thick cream: there was a touch of
+home in it. The innocent sensuality in the candid avowal of his tastes
+inspired confidence. Mrs. Lackstraw fished for some account of his home.
+He was open to flow on the subject; he dashed a few sketches of mother
+and sisters, dowerless girls, fresh as trout in the stream, and of his
+own poor estate, and the peasantry, with whom he was on friendly terms.
+He was an absentee for his education. Sweet water, pure milk, potatoes
+and bread, were the things he coveted in plenty for his people and
+himself, he said, calling forth an echo from Mrs. Lackstraw, and
+an invitation to come down to her farm in the Spring. 'That is, Mr.
+O'Donnell, if you are still in London.'
+
+'Oh, I'm bound apprentice for a year,' said he.
+
+He was asked whether he did not find it tiresome work.
+
+'A trifle so,' he confessed.
+
+Then why did he pursue it, the question was put.
+
+He was not alive for his own pleasure, and would like to feel he was
+doing a bit of good, was the answer.
+
+Could one, Mrs. Lackstraw asked herself, have faith in this young
+Irishman? He possessed an estate. His brogue rather added to his air
+of truthfulness. His easy manners and the occasional streak of correct
+French in his dialogue cast a shadow on it. Yet he might be an ingenuous
+creature precisely because of the suspicion roused by his quaint
+unworldliness that he might be a terrible actor. Why not?--his heart was
+evidently much more interested in her pursuits than in her niece's. The
+juvenility of him was catching, if it was indeed the man, and not one of
+the actor's properties. Mrs. Lackstraw thought it prudent to hint at the
+latter idea to Jane while she decided in her generosity to embrace the
+former. Oh! if all Irishmen shared his taste for sweet water, pure milk
+and wholesome bread, what a true Union we should have! She had always
+insisted on those three things as most to be desired on earth for the
+masses, and she reminded Jane of it as a curious fact. Jane acquiesced,
+having always considered it a curious fact that her aunt should combine
+the relish of a country life with the intensest social ambition--a
+passion so sensitive as to make the name her husband had inflicted on
+her a pain and a burden. The name of Mattock gave her horrors. She spoke
+of it openly to prove that Jane must marry a title and John become a
+peer. Never was there such a name to smell of the soil. She declared her
+incapacity to die happy until the two had buried Mattock. Her own
+one fatal step condemned her, owing to the opinion she held upon the
+sacredness of marriage, as Lackstraw on her tombstone, and to Lackstraw
+above the earthly martyr would go bearing the designation which marked
+her to be claimed by him. But for John and Jane the index of Providence
+pointed a brighter passage through life. They had only to conquer the
+weakness native to them--the dreadful tendency downward. They had, in
+the spiritual sense, frail hearts. The girl had been secretive about the
+early activity of hers, though her aunt knew of two or three adventures
+wanting in nothing save boldness to have put an end to her independence
+and her prospects:--hence this Laundry business! a clear sign of some
+internal disappointment. The boy, however, had betrayed himself in
+his mother's days, when it required all her influence and his father's
+authority, with proof positive of the woman's unworthiness, to rescue
+him from immediate disaster.
+
+Mrs. Lackstraw's confidences on the theme of the family she watched over
+were extended to Patrick during their strolls among the ducks and fowls
+and pheasants at her farm. She dealt them out in exclamations, as much
+as telling him that now they knew him they trusted him, notwithstanding
+the unaccountable part he played as honorary secretary to that Laundry.
+The confidences, he was aware, were common property of the visitors
+one after another, but he had the knowledge of his being trusted as
+not every Irishman would have been. A service of six months to the
+secretaryship established his reputation as the strange bird of a queer
+species: not much less quiet, honest, methodical, than an Englishman,
+and still impulsive, Irish still; a very strange bird.
+
+The disposition of the English to love the children of Erin, when not
+fretted by them, was shown in the treatment Patrick received from the
+Mattock family. It is a love resembling the affection of the stage-box
+for a set of favourite performers, and Patrick, a Celt who had schooled
+his wits to observe and meditate, understood his position with them as
+one of the gallant and amusing race, as well as the reason why he had
+won their private esteem. They are not willingly suspicious: it agitates
+their minds to be so; and they are most easily lulled by the flattery
+of seeing their special virtues grafted on an alien stock: for in this
+admiration of virtues that are so necessary to the stalwart growth of
+man, they become just sensible of a minor deficiency; the tree, if we
+jump out of it to examine its appearance, should not be all trunk. Six
+months of ungrudging unremunerated service, showing devotion to the good
+cause and perfect candour from first to last, was English, and a poetic
+touch beyond: so that John Mattock, if he had finished the sentence
+instead of lopping it with an interjection, would have said: 'These
+Irish fellows, when they're genuine and first rate!--are pretty well
+the pick of the land.' Perhaps his pause on the interjection expressed
+a doubt of our getting them genuine. Mr. O'Donnell was a sort of
+exceptional Irishman, not devoid of practical ability in a small way--he
+did his duties of secretary fairly well; apparently sincere--he had
+refrained from courting Jane; an odd creature enough, what with his
+mixture of impulsiveness and discretion; likeable, pleasant to entertain
+and talk to; not one of your lunatics concerning his country--he could
+listen to an Englishman's opinion on that head, listen composedly to
+Rockney, merely seeming to take notes; and Rockney was, as Captain Con
+termed him, Press Dragoon about Ireland, a trying doctor for a child of
+the patient.
+
+On the whole, John Mattock could shake his hand heartily when he
+was leaving our shores. Patrick was released by Miss Grace Barrow's
+discovery at last of a lady capable of filling his place: a circumstance
+that he did not pretend to regret. He relinquished his post and stood
+aside with the air of a disciplined soldier. This was at the expiration
+of seven months and two weeks of service. Only after he had gone, upon
+her receiving his first letter from the Continent, did Jane distinguish
+in herself the warmth of friendliness she felt for him, and know that
+of all around her she, reproaching every one who had hinted a doubt, had
+been the most suspicious of his pure simplicity. It was the vice of her
+condition to be suspicious of the honesty of men. She thought of her
+looks as less attractive than they were; of her wealth she had reason
+to think that the scent transformed our sad sex into dogs under various
+disguises. Remembering her chill once on hearing Patrick in a green lane
+where they botanised among spring flowers call himself her Irish cousin,
+as if he had advanced a step and betrayed the hoof, she called him
+her Irish cousin now in good earnest. Her nation was retrospectively
+enthusiastic. The cordiality of her letter of reply to the wandering
+Patrick astonished him on the part of so cool a young lady; and Captain
+Con, when he heard Miss Mattock speak of Patrick to his wife, came to
+the conclusion that the leery lad had gone a far way toward doing the
+trick for himself, though Jane said his correspondence was full of the
+deeds of his brother in India. She quite sparkled in speaking of this
+boy.
+
+She and the captain had an interchange of sparklings over absent
+Patrick, at a discovery made by Miss Colesworth, the lady replacing
+him, in a nook of the amateur secretary's official desk, under heaps of
+pamphlets and slips, French and English and Irish journals, not at all
+bearing upon the business of the Laundry. It was a blotting-pad stuffed
+with Patrick's jottings. Jane brought it to Con as to the proper keeper
+of the reliquary. He persuaded her to join him in examining it, and
+together they bent their heads, turning leaf by leaf, facing, laughing,
+pursuing the search for more, sometimes freely shouting.
+
+Her inspection of the contents had previously been shy; she had just
+enough to tell her they were funny. Dozens of scraps, insides of torn
+envelopes, invitation-cards, ends of bills received from home, whatever
+was handy to him at the moment, had done service for the overflow of Mr.
+Secretary's private notes and reflections; the blotting-paper as well;
+though that was devoted chiefly to sketches of the human countenance,
+the same being almost entirely of the fair. Jane fancied she spied
+herself among the number. Con saw the likeness, but not considering it
+a complimentary one, he whisked over the leaf. Grace Barrow was
+unmistakeable. Her dimpled cushion features, and very intent eyes gazing
+out of the knolls and dingles, were given without caricature. Miss
+Colesworth appeared on the last page, a half-length holding a big key,
+demure between curls. The key was explained by a cage on a stool, and a
+bird flying out. She had unlocked the cage for Patrick.
+
+'He never seemed anxious to be released while he was at work,' said
+Jane, after she and the captain had spelt the symbolling in turns.
+
+'And never thirsted to fly till he flew, I warrant him,' said Con.
+
+A repeated sketch of some beauty confused them both; neither of them
+could guess the proud owner of those lineaments. Con proclaimed it to be
+merely one of the lad's recollections, perhaps a French face. He thought
+he might have seen a face rather resembling it, but could not call to
+mind whose face it was.
+
+'I dare say it's just a youngster's dream on a stool at a desk, as
+poets write sonnets in their youth to nobody, till they're pierced by
+somebody, and then there's a difference in their handwriting,' he said,
+vexed with Patrick for squandering his opportunity to leave a compliment
+to the heiress behind him.
+
+Jane flipped the leaves back to the lady with stormy hair.
+
+'But you'll have the whole book, and hand it to him when he returns;
+it 'll come best from you,' said Con. 'The man on horseback, out of
+uniform, 's brother Philip, of course. And man and horse are done to the
+life. Pray, take it, Miss Mattock. I should lose it to a certainty; I
+should; I can't be trusted. You'll take it!'
+
+He pressed her so warmly to retain the bundle in her custody that she
+carried it away.
+
+Strange to say the things she had laughed at had been the things which
+struck her feelings and sympathies. Patrick's notes here and there
+recalled conversations he had more listened to than taken part in
+between herself and Grace Barrow. Who could help laughing at his ideas
+about women! But if they were crude, they were shrewd--or so she thought
+them; and the jejuneness was, to her mind, chiefly in the dressing of
+them. Grace agreed with her, for Grace had as good a right to inspect
+the papers as she, and a glance had shown that there was nothing of
+peculiar personal import in his notes: he did not brood on himself.
+
+Here was one which tickled the ladies and formed a text for discussion.
+
+'Women must take the fate of market-fruit till they earn their own
+pennies, and then they 'll regulate the market. It is a tussle for money
+with them as with us, meaning power. They'd do it as little by oratory
+as they have done by millinery, for their oratory, just like their
+millinery, appeals to a sentiment, and to a weaker; and nothing solid
+comes of a sentiment. Power is built on work.'
+
+To this was appended: 'The better for mankind in the developing process,
+ay, and a bad day for us, boys, when study masks the charming eyes in
+gig-lamps, and there is no pretty flying before us. Good-night to Cupid,
+I fear. May be I am not seeing far enough, and am asking for the devil
+to have the loveliest women as of old. Retro S. M.'
+
+The youthful eye on their sex, the Irish voice, and the perceptible
+moral earnestness in the background, made up a quaint mixture.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XVI. OF THE GREAT MR. BULL AND THE CELTIC AND SAXON VIEW OF HIM:
+AND SOMETHING OF RICHARD ROCKNEY
+
+Meanwhile India, our lubber giant, had ceased to kick a leg, and
+Ireland, our fever-invalid, wore the aspect of an opiate slumber. The
+volcano we couch on was quiet, the gritty morsel unabsorbed within us at
+an armistice with the gastric juices. Once more the personification of
+the country's prosperity had returned to the humming state of roundness.
+Trade whipped him merrily, and he spun.
+
+A fuller sketch of the figure of this remarkable emanation of us
+and object of our worship, Bull, is required that we may breathe the
+atmosphere of a story dealing with such very different views of the
+idol, and learn to tolerate plain-speaking about him.
+
+Fancy yourself delayed by stress of weather at an inn or an excursion,
+and snapped up by some gossip drone of the district, who hearing whither
+you are bound, recounts the history and nature of the place, to
+your ultimate advantage, though you groan for the outer downpour to
+abate.--Of Bull, then: our image, before the world: our lord and tyrant,
+ourself in short--the lower part of us. Coldly worshipped on the whole,
+he can create an enthusiasm when his roast-beef influence mounts up to
+peaceful skies and the domestic English world spins with him. What
+he does not like will then be the forbidding law of a most governable
+people, what he does like the consenting. If it is declared that
+argument will be inefficacious to move him, he is adored in the form of
+post. A hint of his willingness in any direction, causes a perilous
+rush of his devotees. Nor is there reason to suppose we have drawn the
+fanatical subserviency from the example of our subject India. We may
+deem it native; perhaps of its origin Aryan, but we have made it our
+own. Some have been so venturesome as to trace the lordliness of Bull to
+the protecting smiles of the good Neptune, whose arms are about him to
+encourage the development of a wanton eccentricity. Certain weeds of
+the human bosom are prompt to flourish where safeness would seem to be
+guaranteed. Men, for instance, of stoutly independent incomes are prone
+to the same sort of wilfulness as Bull's, the salve abject submission to
+it which we behold in his tidal bodies of supporters. Neptune has done
+something. One thinks he has done much, at a rumour of his inefficiency
+to do the utmost. Spy you insecurity?--a possibility of invasion? Then
+indeed the colossal creature, inaccessible to every argument, is open to
+any suggestion: the oak-like is a reed, the bull a deer. But as there is
+no attack on his shores, there is no proof that they are invulnerable.
+Neptune is appealed to and replies by mouth of the latest passenger
+across the Channel on a windy night:--Take heart, son John! They will
+have poor stomachs for blows who intrude upon you. The testification to
+the Sea-God's watchfulness restores his darling who is immediately
+as horny to argument as before. Neptune shall have his share of the
+honours.
+
+Ideal of his country Bull has none--he hates the word; it smells of
+heresy, opposition to his image. It is an exercise of imagination to
+accept an ideal, and his digestive organs reject it, after the manner
+of the most beautiful likeness of him conjurable to the mind--that
+flowering stomach, the sea-anemone, which opens to anything and speedily
+casts out what it cannot consume. He is a positive shape, a practical
+corporation, and the best he can see is the mirror held up to him by
+his bards of the Press and his jester Frank Guffaw. There, begirt
+by laughing ocean-waves, manifestly blest, he glorifies his handsome
+roundness, like that other Foam-Born, whom the decorative Graces
+robed in vestments not so wonderful as printed sheets. Rounder at each
+inspection, he preaches to mankind from the text of a finger curved upon
+the pattern spectacles. Your Frenchmen are revolutionising, wagering
+on tentative politics; your Germans ploughing in philosophy, thumbing
+classics, composing music of a novel order: both are marching,
+evolutionising, learning how to kill. Ridiculous Germans! capricious
+Frenchmen! We want nothing new in musical composition and abstract
+speculation of an indecent mythology, or political contrivances and
+schemes of Government, and we do not want war. Peace is the Goddess we
+court for the hand of her daughter Plenty, and we have won that jolly
+girl, and you are welcome to the marriage-feast; but avaunt new-fangled
+theories and howlings: old tunes, tried systems, for us, my worthy
+friends.
+
+Roundness admiring the growth of its globe may address majestic
+invitation to the leaner kine. It can exhibit to the world that Peace
+is a most desirable mother-in-law; and it is tempted to dream of capping
+the pinnacle of wisdom when it squats on a fundamental truth. Bull's
+perusal of the Horatian carpe diem is acute as that of the cattle in fat
+meads; he walks like lusty Autumn carrying his garner to drum on, for
+a sign of his diligent wisdom in seizing the day. He can read the page
+fronting him; and let it be of dining, drinking, toasting, he will
+vociferously confute the wiseacre bookworms who would have us believe
+there is no such thing as a present hour for man.
+
+In sad fact, the member for England is often intoxicate. Often do we
+have him whirling his rotundity like a Mussulman dervish inflated by the
+spirit to agitate the shanks, until pangs of a commercial crisis awaken
+him to perceive an infructuous past and an unsown future, without
+one bit of tracery on its black breast other than that which his
+apprehensions project. As for a present hour, it swims, it vanishes,
+thinner than the phantom banquets of recollection. What has he done
+for the growth of his globe of brains?--the lesser, but in our rightful
+posture the upper, and justly the directing globe, through whose
+directions we do, by feeding on the past to sow the future, create a
+sensible present composed of both--the present of the good using of
+our powers. What can he show in the Arts? What in Arms? His
+bards--O faithless! but they are men--his bards accuse him of sheer
+cattle-contentedness in the mead, of sterility of brain, drowsihood,
+mid-noddyism, downright carcase-dulness. They question him to deafen him
+of our defences, our intellectual eminence, our material achievements,
+our poetry, our science; they sneer at his trust in Neptune, doubt the
+scaly invulnerability of the God. They point over to the foreigner, the
+clean-stepping, braced, self-confident foreigner, good at arms, good
+at the arts, and eclipsing us in industriousness manual and mental, and
+some dare to say, in splendour of verse=-our supreme accomplishment.
+
+Then with one big fellow, the collapse of pursiness, he abandons his
+pedestal of universal critic; prostrate he falls to the foreigner; he
+is down, he is roaring; he is washing his hands of English performances,
+lends ear to foreign airs, patronises foreign actors, browses on reports
+from camps of foreign armies. He drops his head like a smitten ox to all
+great foreign names, moaning 'Shakespeare!' internally for a sustaining
+apostrophe. He well-nigh loves his poets, can almost understand what
+poetry means. If it does not pay, it brings him fame, respectfulness
+in times of reverse. Brains, he is reduced to apprehend, brains are
+the generators of the conquering energies. He is now for brains at
+all costs, he has gained a conception of them. He is ready to knock
+knighthood on the heads of men of brains--even literary brains.
+They shall be knights, an ornamental body. To make them peers, and a
+legislative, has not struck him, for he has not yet imagined them a
+stable body. They require petting, to persuade them to flourish and
+bring him esteem.
+
+This is Mr. Bull, our image before the world, whose pranks are passed
+as though the vivid display of them had no bad effect on the nation.
+Doubtless the perpetual mirror, the slavish mirror, is to blame, but his
+nakedness does not shrink from the mirror, he likes it and he is proud
+of it. Beneath these exhibitions the sober strong spirit of the country,
+unfortunately not a prescient one, nor an attractively loveable, albeit
+of a righteous benevolence, labours on, doing the hourly duties for
+the sake of conscience, little for prospective security, little to win
+affection. Behold it as the donkey of a tipsy costermonger, obedient to
+go without the gift of expression. Its behaviour is honourable under
+a discerning heaven, and there is ever something pathetic in a toilful
+speechlessness; but it is of dogged attitude in the face of men. Salt is
+in it to keep our fleshly grass from putrefaction; poets might proclaim
+its virtues. They will not; they are averse. The only voice it has is
+the Puritan bray, upon which one must philosophise asinically to unveil
+the charm. So the world is pleased to let it be obscured by the paunch
+of Bull. We have, however, isolated groups, individuals in all classes,
+by no means delighting in his representation of them. When such is felt
+to be the case among a sufficient number, his bards blow him away as
+a vapour; we hear that he is a piece of our English humour--we enjoy
+grotesques and never should agree to paint ourselves handsome: our
+subtle conceit insists on the reverse. Nevertheless, no sooner are the
+hours auspicious to fatness than Bull is back on us; he is our family
+goat, ancestral ghost, the genius of our comfortable sluggishness. And
+he is at times a mad Bull: a foaming, lashing, trampling, horn-driving,
+excessive, very parlous Bull. It is in his history that frenzies catch
+him, when to be yoked to him is to suffer frightful shakings, not to
+mention a shattering of our timbers. It is but in days of the rousing
+of the under-spirit of the country, days of storm imprudent to pray the
+advent of, that we are well rid of him for a while. In the interim he
+does mischief, serious mischief; he does worse than when, a juvenile, he
+paid the Dannegelt for peace. Englishmen of feeling do not relish
+him. For men with Irish and Cambrian blood in their veins the rubicund
+grotesque, with his unimpressionable front and his noisy benevolence of
+the pocket, his fits of horned ferocity and lapses of hardheartedness,
+is a shame and a loathing. You attach small importance to images and
+symbols; yet if they seem representative, and they sicken numbers of
+us, they are important. The hat we wear, though it is not a part of
+the head, stamps the character of our appearance and has a positive
+influence on our bearing. Symbolical decorations will stimulate the
+vacant-minded to act up to them, they encircle and solidify the mass;
+they are a sword of division between Celts and Saxons if they are
+abhorrent to one section. And the Celtic brotherhood are not invariably
+fools in their sensitiveness. They serve you on the field of Mars, and
+on other fields to which the world has given glory. These execrate him
+as the full-grown Golden Calf of heathenish worship. And they are so
+restive because they are so patriotic. Think a little upon the ideas of
+unpatriotic Celts regarding him. You have heard them. You tell us
+they are you: accurately, they affirm, succinctly they see you in his
+crescent outlines, tame bulk, spasms of alarm and foot on the weaker;
+his imperviousness to whatsoever does not confront the sensual eye of
+him with a cake or a fist, his religious veneration of his habitual
+indulgences, his peculiar forms of nightmare. They swear to his
+perfect personification of your moods, your Saxon moods, which their
+inconsiderate spleen would have us take for unmixedly Saxon. They are
+unjust, but many of them speak with a sense of the foot on their necks,
+and they are of a blood demanding a worshipworthy idea. And they dislike
+Bull's bellow of disrespect for their religion, much bruited in the
+meadows during his periods of Arcadia. They dislike it, cannot forget
+the sound: it hangs on the afflicted drum of the ear when they are in
+another land, perhaps when the old devotion to their priest has expired.
+For this, as well as for material reasons, they hug the hatred they
+packed up among their bundles of necessaries and relics, in the flight
+from home, and they instruct their children to keep it burning. They
+transmit the sentiment of the loathing of Bull, as assuredly they would
+be incapable of doing, even with the will, were a splendid fire-eyed
+motherly Britannia the figure sitting in the minds of men for our
+image--a palpitating figure, alive to change, penetrable to thought,
+and not a stolid concrete of our traditional old yeoman characteristic.
+Verily he lives for the present, all for the present, will be taught
+in sorrow that there is no life for him but of past and future: his
+delusion of the existence of a present hour for man will not outlast
+the season of his eating and drinking abundantly in security. He will
+perceive that it was no more than the spark shot out from the clash
+of those two meeting forces; and penitently will he gaze back on that
+misleading spark-the spectral planet it bids wink to his unreceptive
+stars--acknowledging him the bare machine for those two to drive,
+no instrument of enjoyment. He lives by reading rearward and seeing
+vanward. He has no actual life save in power of imagination. He has to
+learn this fact, the great lesson of all men. Furthermore there may be a
+future closed to him if he has thrown too extreme a task of repairing on
+that bare machine of his. The sight of a broken-down plough is mournful,
+but the one thing to do with it is to remove it from the field.
+
+Among the patriotic of stout English substance, who blew in the trumpet
+of the country, and were not bards of Bull to celebrate his firmness and
+vindicate his shiftings, Richard Rockney takes front rank. A journalist
+altogether given up to his craft, considering the audience he had
+gained, he was a man of forethought besides being a trenchant writer,
+and he was profoundly, not less than eminently, the lover of Great
+Britain. He had a manner of utterance quite in the tone of the familiar
+of the antechamber for proof of his knowing himself to be this person.
+He did not so much write articles upon the health of his mistress as
+deliver Orphic sentences. He was in one her physician, her spiritual
+director, her man-at-arms. Public allusions to her were greeted with his
+emphatic assent in a measured pitch of the voice, or an instantaneous
+flourish of the rapier; and the flourish was no vain show. He meant hard
+steel to defend the pill he had prescribed for her constitutional state,
+and the monition for her soul's welfare. Nor did he pretend to special
+privileges in assuming his militant stand, but simply that he had
+studied her case, was intimate with her resources, and loved her hotly,
+not to say inspiredly. Love her as well, you had his cordial hand; as
+wisely, then all his weapons to back you. There were occasions when
+distinguished officials and Parliamentary speakers received the impetus
+of Rockney's approval and not hesitatingly he stepped behind them to
+bestow it. The act, in whatever fashion it may have been esteemed by the
+objects propelled, was a sign of his willingness to let the shadow of
+any man adopting his course obscure him, and of the simplicity of
+his attachment. If a bitter experience showed that frequently, indeed
+generally, they travelled scarce a tottering stagger farther than they
+were precipitated, the wretched consolation afforded by a side glance at
+a more enlightened passion, solitary in its depth, was Rockney's. Others
+perchance might equal his love, none the wisdom of it; actually none the
+vigilant circumspection, the shaping forethought. That clear knowledge
+of the right thing for the country was grasped but by fits by others.
+Enough to profit them this way and yonder as one best can! You know the
+newspaper Press is a mighty engine. Still he had no delight in shuffling
+a puppetry; he would have preferred automatic figures. His calls for
+them resounded through the wilderness of the wooden.
+
+Any solid conviction of a capable head of a certainty impressed upon the
+world, and thus his changes of view were not attributed to a fluctuating
+devotion; they passed out of the range of criticism upon inconsistency,
+notwithstanding that the commencement of his journalistic career smelt
+of sources entirely opposed to the conclusions upon which it broadened.
+One secret of the belief in his love of his country was the readiness
+of Rockney's pen to support our nobler patriotic impulses, his relish of
+the bluff besides. His eye was on our commerce, on our courts of Law, on
+our streets and alleys, our army and navy, our colonies, the vaster than
+the island England, and still he would be busy picking up needles and
+threads in the island. Deeds of valour were noted by him, lapses of
+cowardice: how one man stood against a host for law or humanity,
+how crowds looked on at the beating of a woman, how a good fight
+was maintained in some sly ring between two of equal brawn: and
+manufacturers were warned of the consequences of their iniquities,
+Government was lashed for sleeping upon shaky ordinances, colonists were
+gibbeted for the maltreating of natives: the ring and fervour of
+the notes on daily events told of Rockney's hand upon the national
+heart--with a faint, an enforced, reluctant indication of our not being
+the men we were.
+
+But after all, the main secret was his art of writing round English,
+instead of laborious Latinised periods: and the secret of the art was
+his meaning what he said. It was the personal throb. The fire of a mind
+was translucent in Press columns where our public had been accustomed
+to the rhetoric of primed scribes. He did away with the Biscay billow
+of the leading article--Bull's favourite prose--bardic construction
+of sentences that roll to the antithetical climax, whose foamy top is
+offered and gulped as equivalent to an idea. Writing of such a kind as
+Rockney's was new to a land where the political opinions of Joint Stock
+Companies had rattled Jovian thunders obedient to the nod of Bull.
+Though not alone in working the change, he was the foremost. And he was
+not devoid of style. Fervidness is the core of style. He was a tough
+opponent for his betters in education, struck forcibly, dexterously, was
+always alert for debate. An encounter between Swift and Johnson, were it
+imaginable, would present us probably the most prodigious Gigantomachy
+in literary polemics. It is not imaginable among comparative pygmies.
+But Rockney's combat with his fellow-politicians of the Press partook
+of the Swiftian against the Johnsonian in form. He was a steam ram that
+drove straight at the bulky broadside of the enemy.
+
+Premiers of parties might be Captains of the State for Rockney: Rockney
+was the premier's pilot, or woe to him. Woe to the country as well,
+if Rockney's directions for steering were unheeded. He was a man of
+forethought, the lover of Great Britain: he shouted his directions in
+the voice of the lover of his mistress, urged to rebuke, sometimes to
+command, the captain by the prophetic intimations of a holier alliance,
+a more illumined prescience. Reefs here, shallows there, yonder a foul
+course: this is the way for you! The refusal of the captain to go this
+way caused Rockney sincerely to discredit the sobriety of his intellect.
+It was a drunken captain. Or how if a traitorous? We point out the
+danger to him, and if he will run the country on to it, we proclaim him
+guilty either of inebriety or of treason--the alternatives are named:
+one or the other has him. Simple unfitness can scarcely be conceived of
+a captain having our common senses and a warranted pilot at his elbow.
+
+Had not Rockney been given to a high expression of opinion, plain in
+fervour, he would often have been exposed bare to hostile shafts. Style
+cast her aegis over him. He wore an armour in which he could walk, run
+and leap-a natural style. The ardour of his temperament suffused the
+directness of his intelligence to produce it, and the two qualities made
+his weakness and strength. Feeling the nerve of strength, the weakness
+was masked to him, while his opponents were equally insensible to the
+weakness under the force of his blows. Thus there was nothing to teach
+him, or reveal him, except Time, whose trick is to turn corners of
+unanticipated sharpness, and leave the directly seeing and ardent to
+dash at walls.
+
+How rigidly should the man of forethought govern himself, question
+himself! how constantly wrestle with himself! And if he be a writer
+ebullient by the hour, how snappishly suspect himself, that he may feel
+in conscience worthy of a hearing and have perpetually a conscience in
+his charge! For on what is his forethought founded? Does he try the ring
+of it with our changed conditions? Bus a man of forethought who has to
+be one of our geysers ebullient by the hour must live days of fever. His
+apprehensions distemper his blood; the scrawl of them on the dark of
+the undeveloped dazzles his brain. He sees in time little else; his
+very sincereness twists him awry. Such a man has the stuff of the born
+journalist, and journalism is the food of the age. Ask him, however,
+midway in his running, what he thinks of quick breathing: he will
+answer that to be a shepherd on the downs is to be more a man. As to the
+gobbling age, it really thinks better of him than he of it.
+
+After a term of prolonged preachification he is compelled to lash
+that he may less despise the age. He has to do it for his own sake.
+O gobbling age! swallowing all, digesting nought, us too you have
+swallowed, O insensate mechanism! and we will let you know you have a
+stomach. Furiously we disagree with you. We are in you to lead you or
+work you pangs!
+
+Rockney could not be a mild sermoniser commenting on events. Rather no
+journalism at all for him! He thought the office of the ordinary daily
+preacher cowlike. His gadfly stung him to warn, dictate, prognosticate;
+he was the oracle and martyr of superior vision: and as in affairs of
+business and the weighing of men he was of singularly cool
+sagacity, hard on the downright, open to the humours of the distinct
+discrimination of things in their roughness, the knowledge of the
+firmly-based materialism of his nature caused him thoroughly to trust to
+his voice when he delivered it in ardour--circumstance coming to be of
+daily recurrence. Great love creates forethoughtfulness, without which
+incessant journalism is a gabble. He was sure of his love, but who gave
+ear to his prescience? Few: the echo of the country now and then, the
+Government not often. And, dear me! those jog-trot sermonisers, mere
+commentators upon events, manage somehow to keep up the sale of their
+journals: advertisements do not flow and ebb with them as under the
+influence of a capricious moon. Ah, what a public! Serve it honourably,
+you are in peril of collapsing: show it nothing but the likeness of its
+dull animal face, you are steadily inflated. These reflections within
+us! Might not one almost say that the retreat for the prophet is the
+wilderness, far from the hustled editor's desk; and annual should be the
+uplifting of his voice instead of diurnal, if only to spare his blood
+the distemper? A fund of gout was in Rockney's, and he had begun to
+churn it. Between gouty blood and luminous brain the strife had set
+in which does not conduce to unwavering sobriety of mind, though ideas
+remain closely consecutive and the utterance resonant.
+
+Never had he been an adulator of Bull. His defects as well as his
+advantages as a politician preserved to him this virtue. Insisting on a
+future, he could not do homage to the belying simulacrum of the present.
+In the season of prosperity Rockney lashed the old fellow with the
+crisis he was breeding for us; and when prostration ensued no English
+tongue was loftier in preaching dignity and the means of recovery. Our
+monumental image of the Misuse of Peace he pointed out unceasingly as at
+a despot constructed by freemen out of the meanest in their natures
+to mock the gift of liberty. His articles of foregone years were an
+extraordinary record of events or conditions foreseen: seductive in the
+review of them by a writer who has to be still foreseeing: nevertheless,
+that none of them were bardic of Bull, and that our sound man would have
+acted wisely in heeding some of the prescriptions, constituted their
+essential merit, consolatory to think of, though painful. The country
+has gone the wrong road, but it may yet cross over to the right one,
+when it perceives that we were prophetic.
+
+Compared with the bolts discharged at Bull by Rockney's artillery,
+Captain Con O'Donnell's were popgun-pellets. Only Rockney fired to
+chasten, Con O'Donnell for a diversion, to appease an animus. The
+revolutionist in English journalism was too devoutly patriotic to
+belabour even a pantomime mask that was taken as representative of us
+for the disdainful fun of it. Behind the plethoric lamp, now blown
+with the fleshpots, now gasping puffs of panic, he saw the well-minded
+valorous people, issue of glorious grandsires; a nation under a
+monstrous defacement, stupefied by the contemplation of the mask: his
+vision was of the great of old, the possibly great in the graver strife
+ahead, respecters of life, despisers of death, the real English whereas
+an alienated Celtic satirist, through his vivid fancy and his disesteem,
+saw the country incarnate in Bull, at most a roguish screw-kneed clown
+to be whipped out of him. Celt and Saxon are much inmixed with us, but
+the prevalence of Saxon blood is evinced by the public disregard of any
+Celtic conception of the honourable and the loveable; so that the Celt
+anxious to admire is rebutted, and the hatred of a Celt, quick as he is
+to catch at images, has a figure of hugeous animalism supplied to his
+malign contempt. Rockney's historic England, and the living heroic
+England to slip from that dull hide in a time of trial, whether of war
+or social suffering, he cannot see, nor a people hardening to Spartan
+lineaments in the fire, iron men to meet disaster, worshippers of a
+discerned God of Laws, and just men too, thinking to do justice; he
+has Bull on the eye, the alternately braggart and poltroon, sweating in
+labour that he may gorge the fruits, graceless to a scoffer. And this is
+the creature to whose tail he is tied! Hereditary hatred is approved by
+critical disgust. Some spirited brilliancy, some persistent generosity
+(other than the guzzle's flash of it), might soften him; something
+sweeter than the slow animal well-meaningness his placable brethren
+point his attention to. It is not seen, and though he can understand the
+perils of a severance, he prefers to rub the rawness of his wound and be
+ready to pitch his cap in the air for it, out of sheer bloodloathing of
+a connection that offers him nothing to admire, nothing to hug to his
+heart. Both below and above the blind mass of discontent in his island,
+the repressed sentiment of admiration-or passion of fealty and thirst
+to give himself to a visible brighter--is an element of the division:
+meditative young Patrick O'Donnell early in his reflections had noted
+that:--and it is partly a result of our daily habit of tossing the straw
+to the monetary world and doting on ourselves in the mirror, until
+our habitual doings are viewed in a bemused complacency by us, and the
+scum-surface of the country is flashed about as its vital being. A man
+of forethought using the Press to spur Parliament to fitly represent the
+people, and writing on his daily topics with strenuous original vigour,
+even though, like Rockney, he sets the teeth of the Celt gnashing at
+him, goes a step nearer to the bourne of pacification than Press and
+Parliament reflecting the popular opinion that law must be passed to
+temper Ireland's eruptiveness; for that man can be admired, and the
+Celt, in combating him, will like an able and gallant enemy better than
+a grudgingly just, lumbersome, dull, politic friend. The material points
+in a division are always the stronger, but the sentimental are here
+very strong. Pass the laws; they may put an extinguisher on the Irish
+Vesuvian; yet to be loved you must be a little perceptibly admirable.
+You may be so self-satisfied as to dispense with an ideal: your
+yoke-fellow is not; it is his particular form of strength to require one
+for his proper blooming, and he does bloom beautifully in the rays he
+courts.
+
+Ah then, seek to be loved, and banish Bull. Believe in a future
+and banish that gross obscuration of you. Decline to let that
+old-yeoman-turned alderman stand any longer for the national man.
+Speaking to the brain of the country, one is sure of the power of a
+resolute sign from it to dismiss the brainless. Banish him your revels
+and your debatings, prohibit him your Christmas, lend no ear either to
+his panics or his testiness, especially none to his rages; do not
+report him at all, and he will soon subside into his domestic, varied by
+pothouse, privacy. The brain should lead, if there be a brain. Once free
+of him, you will know that for half a century you have appeared bottom
+upward to mankind. And you have wondered at the absence of love for you
+under so astounding a presentation. Even in a Bull, beneficent as he can
+dream of being, when his notions are in a similar state of inversion,
+should be sheepish in hope for love.
+
+He too, whom you call the Welshman, and deride for his delight in
+songful gatherings, harps to wild Wales, his Cambrian highlands, and
+not to England. You have not yet, though he is orderly and serviceable,
+allured his imagination to the idea of England. Despite the passion for
+his mountains and the boon of your raising of the interdict (within a
+hundred years) upon his pastors to harangue him in his native tongue, he
+gladly ships himself across the waters traversed by his Prince Madoc of
+tradition, and becomes contentedly a transatlantic citizen, a member
+of strange sects--he so inveterate in faithfulness to the hoar and the
+legendary!--Anything rather than Anglican. The Cymry bear you no hatred;
+their affection likewise is undefined. But there is reason to think
+that America has caught the imagination of the Cambrian Celt: names of
+Welshmen are numerous in the small army of the States of the Union; and
+where men take soldier-service they are usually fixed, they and their
+children. Here is one, not very deeply injured within a century, of
+ardent temperament, given to be songful and loving; he leaves you and
+forgets you. Be certain that the material grounds of division are not
+all. To pronounce it his childishness provokes the retort upon your
+presented shape. He cannot admire it. Gaelic Scots wind the same note of
+repulsion.
+
+And your poets are in a like predicament. Your poets are the most
+persuasive of springs to a lively general patriotism. They are in the
+Celtic dilemma of standing at variance with Bull; they return him
+his hearty antipathy, are unable to be epical or lyrical of him, are
+condemned to expend their genius upon the abstract, the quaint,
+the picturesque. Nature they read spiritually or sensually, always
+shrinkingly apart from him. They swell to a resemblance of their patron
+if they stoop to woo his purse. He has, on hearing how that poets bring
+praise to nations, as in fact he can now understand his Shakespeare
+to have done, been seen to thump the midriff and rally them for their
+shyness of it, telling them he doubts them true poets while they abstain
+from singing him to the world-him, and the things refreshing the centre
+of him. Ineffectual is that encouragement. Were he in the fire, melting
+to the iron man, the backbone of him, it would be different. At his
+pleasures he is anti-hymnic, repellent to song. He has perceived the
+virtues of Peace, without the brother eye for the need of virtuousness
+to make good use of them and inspire the poet. His own enrolled
+unrhythmical bardic troops (humorous mercenaries when Celts) do his
+trumpeting best, and offend not the Pierides.
+
+This interlude, or rather inter-drone, repulsive to write, can hardly be
+excluded from a theme dramatising Celtic views, and treating of a blood,
+to which the idea of country must shine resplendently if we would have
+it running at full tide through the arteries. Preserve your worship, if
+the object fills your optics. Better worship that than nothing, as it is
+better for flames to be blown out than not to ascend, otherwise it will
+wreak circular mischief instead of illumining. You are requested simply
+to recollect that there is another beside you who sees the object
+obliquely, and then you will not be surprised by his irreverence.
+What if, in the end, you were conducted to a like point of view?
+Self-worship, it has been said, is preferable to no trimming of the
+faculty, but worship does not necessarily cease with the extinction of
+this of the voraciously carnal. An ideal of country, of Great Britain,
+is conceivable that will be to the taste of Celt and Saxon in common,
+to wave as a standard over their fraternal marching. Let Bull boo his
+drumliest at such talk: it is, I protest, the thing we want and can
+have. He is the obstruction, not the country; and against him, not
+against the country, the shots are aimed which seem so malignant. Him
+the gay manipulators propitiate who look at him through Literature
+and the Press, and across the pulpit-cushions, like airy Macheath at
+Society, as carrion to batten on. May plumpness be their portion, and
+they never hanged for it! But the flattering, tickling, pleasantly
+pinching of Bull is one of those offices which the simple starveling
+piper regards with afresh access of appetite for the well-picked bone of
+his virtue. That ghastly apparition of the fleshly present is revealed
+to him as a dead whale, having the harpoon of the inevitable slayer of
+the merely fleshly in his oils. To humour him, and be his piper for his
+gifts, is to descend to a carnival deep underneath. While he reigns,
+thinks this poor starveling, Rome burns, or the explosive powders are
+being secretly laid. He and his thousand Macheaths are dancing the
+country the giddy pace, and there will, the wretch dreads, be many
+a crater of scoria in the island, before he stretches his inanimate
+length, his parasites upon him. The theme is chosen and must be treated
+as a piper involved in his virtue conceives it: that is, realistically;
+not with Bull's notion of the realism of the butcher's shop and the
+pendent legs of mutton and blocks of beef painted raw and glaring
+in their streaks, but with the realism of the active brain and heart
+conjoined. The reasons for the division of Celt and Saxon, what they
+think and say of one another, often without knowing that they are
+divided, and the wherefore of our abusing of ourselves, brave England,
+our England of the ancient fortitude and the future incarnation,
+can afford to hear. Why not in a tale? It is he, your all for animal
+pleasure in the holiday he devours and cannot enjoy, whose example
+teaches you to shun the plaguey tale that carries fright: and so you
+find him sour at business and sick of his relaxings, hating both because
+he harnesses himself in turn bestially to each, growling at the smallest
+admixture of them, when, if he would but chirp a little over his work,
+and allow his pleasures to inspire a dose of thoughtfulness, he would
+be happier, and--who knows?-become a brighter fellow, one to be rescued
+from the pole-axe.
+
+Now the rain is over, your carriage is at the door, the country smiles
+and the wet highway waves a beckoning hand. We have worn through a
+cloud with cloudy discourses, but we are in a land of shifting weathers,
+'coelum crebris imbribus ac nebulis foedum,' not every chapter can be
+sunshine.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XVII. CROSSING THE RUBICON
+
+Rough weather on the Irish sea discharged a pallid file of passengers
+from the boat at Holyhead just as the morning sun struck wave
+and mountain with one of the sudden sparkling changes which our
+South-welters have in their folds to tell us after a tumultuous night
+that we have only been worried by Puck. The scene of frayed waters all
+rosy-golden, and golden-banded heathery height, with the tinted sand,
+breaking to flights of blue, was resplendent for those of our recent
+sea-farers who could lift an eye to enjoy it. Freshness, illumination,
+then salt air, vivid distances, were a bath for every sense of life. You
+could believe the breast of the mountain to be heaving, the billows to
+be kissing fingers to him, the rollers shattered up the cliff to have
+run to extinction to scale him. He seemed in his clear-edged mass King
+of this brave new boundless world built in a minute out of the wreck of
+the old.
+
+An hour back the vessel was labouring through rueful chasms under
+darkness, and then did the tricksy Southwest administer grisly slaps to
+right and left, whizzing spray across the starboard beam, and drenching
+the locks of a young lady who sat cloaked and hooded in frieze to teach
+her wilfulness a lesson, because she would keep her place on deck from
+beginning to end of the voyage. Her faith in the capacity of Irish
+frieze to turn a deluge of the deeps driven by an Atlantic gale was
+shaken by the time she sighted harbour, especially when she shed showers
+by flapping a batlike wing of the cloak, and had a slight shudder to
+find herself trickling within.
+
+'Dear! and I'm wet to the skin,' she confided the fact to herself
+vocally.
+
+'You would not be advised,' a gentleman beside her said after a delicate
+pause to let her impulsive naturalism of utterance fly by unwounded.
+
+'And aren't you the same and worse? And not liking it either, I fear,
+Sir!' she replied, for despite a manful smile his complexion was
+tell-tale. 'But there 's no harm in salt. But you should have gone
+down to the cabin with Father Boyle and you would have been sure of not
+catching cold. But, Oh! the beautiful... look at it! And it's my first
+view of England. Well, then, I'll say it's a beautiful country.'
+
+Her companion looked up at the lighted sky, and down at the pools in
+tarpaulin at his feet. He repressed a disposition to shudder, and with
+the anticipated ecstasy of soon jumping out of wet clothes into dry, he
+said: 'I should like to be on the top of that hill now.'
+
+The young lady's eyes flew to the top.
+
+'They say he looks on Ireland; I love him; and his name is Caer Gybi;
+and it was one of our Saints gave him the name, I 've read in books.
+I'll be there before noon.'
+
+'You want to have a last gaze over to Erin?'
+
+'No, it's to walk and feel the breeze. But I do, though.'
+
+'Won't you require a little rest?'
+
+'Sure and I've had it sitting here all night!' said she.
+
+He laughed: the reason for the variation of exercise was conclusive.
+
+Father Boyle came climbing up the ladder, uncertain of his legs; he
+rolled and snatched and tottered on his way to them, and accepted
+the gentleman's help of an arm, saying: 'Thank ye, thank ye, and good
+morning, Mr. Colesworth. And my poor child! what sort of a night has it
+been above, Kathleen?'
+
+He said it rather twinkling, and she retorted:
+
+'What sort of a night has it been below, Father Boyle?' Her twinkle was
+livelier than his, compassionate in archness.
+
+'Purgatory past is good for contemplation, my dear. 'Tis past, and
+there's the comfort! You did well to be out of that herring-barrel, Mr.
+Colesworth. I hadn't the courage, or I would have burst from it to take
+a ducking with felicity. I haven't thrown up my soul; that's the most I
+can say. I thought myself nigh on it once or twice. And an amazing kind
+steward it was, or I'd have counted the man for some one else. Surely
+'tis a glorious morning?'
+
+Mr. Colesworth responded heartily in praise of the morning. He was
+beginning to fancy that he felt the warmth of spring sunshine on his
+back. He flung up his head and sniffed the air, and was very like a
+horse fretful for the canter; so like as to give Miss Kathleen an idea
+of the comparison. She could have rallied him; her laughing eyes showed
+the readiness, but she forbore, she drank the scene. Her face, with the
+threaded locks about forehead and cheeks, and the dark, the blue, the
+rosy red of her lips, her eyes, her hair, was just such a south-western
+sky as April drove above her, the same in colour and quickness; and much
+of her spirit was the same, enough to stand for a resemblance. But who
+describes the spirit? No one at the gates of the field of youth. When
+Time goes reaping he will gather us a sheaf, out of which the picture
+springs.
+
+'There's our last lurch, glory to the breakwater!' exclaimed Father
+Boyle, as the boat pitched finally outside the harbour fence, where a
+soft calm swell received them with the greeting of civilised sea-nymphs.
+'The captain'll have a quieter passage across. You may spy him on the
+pier. We'll be meeting him on the landing.'
+
+'If he's not in bed, from watching the stars all night,' said Miss
+Kathleen.
+
+'He must have had a fifty-lynx power of sight for that, my dear.'
+
+'They did appear, though, and wonderfully bright,' she said. 'I saw them
+come out and go in. It's not all cloud when the high wind blows.'
+
+'You talk like a song, Kathleen.'
+
+'Couldn't I rattle a throat if I were at home, Father!'
+
+'Ah! we're in the enemy's country now.'
+
+Miss Kathleen said she would go below to get the handbags from the
+stewardess.
+
+Mr. Colesworth's brows had a little darkened over the Rev. Gentleman's
+last remark. He took two or three impatient steps up and down with his
+head bent. 'Pardon me; I hoped we had come to a better understanding,'
+he said. 'Is it quite fair to the country and to Miss O'Donnell to
+impress on her before she knows us that England is the enemy?'
+
+'Habit, Mr. Colesworth, habit! we've got accustomed to the perspective
+and speak accordingly. There's a breach visible.'
+
+'I thought you agreed with me that good efforts are being made on our
+side to mend the breach.'
+
+'Sir, you have a noble minority at work, no doubt; and I take you for
+one of the noblest, as not objecting to stand next to alone.'
+
+'I really thought, judging from our conversation at Mrs. O'Donnell's
+that evening, that you were going to hold out a hand and lead your flock
+to the right sort of fellowship with us.'
+
+'To submission to the laws, Mr. Colesworth; 'tis my duty to do it as
+pastor and citizen.'
+
+'No, to more than that, sir. You spoke with friendly warmth.'
+
+'The atmosphere was genial, if you remember the whisky and the fumes of
+our tobacco at one o'clock!'
+
+'I shall recollect the evening with the utmost pleasure. You were kind
+enough to instruct me in a good many things I shall be sure to profit
+by. I wish I could have spent more time in Ireland. As it is, I like
+Irishmen so well that if the whole land were in revolt I should never
+call it the enemy's country.'
+
+'Excellently spoken, Mr. Colesworth,' said the priest. 'We 'll hope your
+writings may do service to mend the breach. For there is one, as you
+know, and more 's the pity; there's one, and it's wide and deep. As my
+friend Captain Con O'Donnell says, it's plain to the naked eye as a pair
+of particularly fat laundry drawers hung out to dry and ballooned
+in extension--if mayhap you've ever seen the sight of them in that
+state:--just held together by a narrow neck of thread or button, and
+stretching away like a corpulent frog in the act of swimming on the
+wind. His comparison touches the sentiment of disunion, sir.'
+
+Mr. Colesworth had not ever seen such a pair of laundry drawers inflated
+to symbolise the breach between Ireland and England; nor probably, if he
+had, would the sentiment of national disunion have struck his mind: it
+was difficult to him in the description. He considered his Rev. friend
+to be something of a slippery fish, while Father Boyle's opinion of him
+likewise referred him to an elemental substance, of slow movement-earth,
+in short: for he continued to look argumentative after all had been
+said.
+
+Or perhaps he threw a coveting eye on sweet Miss Kathleen and had his
+own idea of mending a stitch of the breach in a quite domestic way. If
+so, the Holy Father would have a word to say, let alone Kathleen. The
+maids of his Church do not espouse her foes. For the men it is another
+matter: that is as the case may be. Temporarily we are in cordial
+intercourse, Mr. Colesworth.
+
+Miss Kathleen returned to deck carrying her bags. The gentleman had to
+descend, and subsequently an amiable dissension arose on the part of the
+young lady and Mr. Colesworth. She, however, yielded one of her bags,
+and he, though doubly laden, was happy. All very transparent to pastoral
+observation, but why should they not be left to their chirruping
+youthfulness? The captain was not in view, and Father Boyle wanted to
+go to bed for refreshment, and Kathleen was an airy gossamer, with a boy
+running after it, not by any means likely to catch it, or to keep it if
+he did. Proceed and trip along, you young ones!
+
+At the hotel they heard that Captain Con O'Donnell was a snug sleeper
+upstairs. This, the captain himself very soon informed them, had not
+been the kernel of the truth. He had fancied they would not cross the
+Channel on so rattlesome a night, or Kathleen would have had an Irish
+kiss to greet her landing in England. But the cousinly salute was little
+delayed, news of the family in Ireland and England was exchanged, and
+then Mr. Colesworth and the captain bowed to an introduction; and
+the captain, at mention of his name, immediately cried out that Mr.
+Colesworth might perchance be a relative of the highly intelligent
+admirable lady who had undertaken the secretaryship, and by her
+vast ability got the entire management, of Miss Mattock's benevolent
+institution, and was conducting it with such success that it was fast
+becoming a grief to the generous heart of the foundress of the same to
+find it not only self-paying, but on the road to a fortune, inasmuch as
+it was already an article in the decrees of fashion among the nobility
+and gentry of both sexes in the metropolis to have their linen and laces
+washed at the Mattock laundry.
+
+Mr. Colesworth said he was the brother of the lady in question, he
+had also the pleasure of an acquaintance with Miss Mattock. He was
+vehemently congratulated on the relationship, which bore witness, the
+captain armed, to a certain hereditary share of brains greatly to be
+envied: brother of Miss Colesworth, a title of distinction in itself!
+He was congratulated not less cordially for his being so fortunate as to
+know Miss Mattock, one of a million.
+
+Captain Con retained the hand of Father Boyle and squeezed it during his
+eulogies, at the same time dispensing nods and winks and sunny sparkles
+upon Kathleen. Mr. Colesworth went upstairs to his room not unflattered.
+The flattery enveloped him in the pleasant sense of a somehow now
+established companionship for the day with a pleasant person from whom
+he did not wish to separate.
+
+'You made the gentleman's acquaintance, my dear...?' said Con.
+
+Kathleen answered: 'He made friends with our Patrick on the Continent,
+I think it was in Germany, and came to us to study the old country,
+bearing a letter from Patrick. He means to be one of their writers on
+the newspapers. He studies everything; he has written books. He called
+on us coming and called on us going and we came over together,' said
+Miss Kathleen. 'But tell me: our Philip?'
+
+'Books!' Con exclaimed. 'It's hard to discover a man in these days who
+hasn't written books. Oh! Philip! Ease your heart about Philip. They're
+nursing him, round. He was invalided at the right moment for him, no
+fear. I gave him his chance of the last vacant seat up to the last hour,
+and now the die is cast and this time I 'm off to it. Poor Philip--yes,
+yes! we 're sorry to see him flat all his length, we love him; he's
+a gallant soldier; alive to his duty; and that bludgeon sun of India
+knocked him down, and that fall from his horse finished the business,
+and there he lies. But he'll get up, and he might have accepted the seat
+and spared me my probation: he's not married, I am, I have a wife, and
+Master Philip divides me against my domestic self, he does. But let that
+be: I serve duty too. Not a word to our friend up yonder. It's a secret
+with a time-fuse warranted to explode safe enough when the minutes are
+up, and make a powerful row when it does. It is all right over there,
+Father Boyle, I suppose?'
+
+'A walk over! a pure ceremonial,' said the priest, and he yawned
+frightfully.
+
+'You're for a nap to recompose you, my dear friend,' remarked the
+captain.
+
+'But you haven't confided anything of it to Mrs. Adister?'
+
+'Not a syllable; no. That's to come. There's my contest! I had urgent
+business in Ireland, and she 's a good woman, always willing to let me
+go. I count on her kindness, there 's no mightier compliment to one's
+wife. She'll know it when it's history. She's fond of history. Ay, she
+hates fiction, and so I'm proud to tell her I offer her none. She likes
+a trifling surprise too, and there she has it. Oh! we can whip up the
+business to a nice little bowl of froth-flummery. But it's when the
+Parliamentary voting is on comes the connubial pull. She's a good woman,
+a dear good soul, but she's a savage patriot; and Philip might have
+saved his kinsman if he had liked. He had only to say the word: I could
+have done all the business for him, and no contest to follow by
+my fireside. He's on his couch--Mars convalescent: a more dreadful
+attraction to the ladies than in his crimson plumes! If the fellow
+doesn't let slip his opportunity! with his points of honour and being an
+Irish Bayard. Why Bayard in the nineteenth century's a Bedlamite, Irish
+or no. So I tell him. There he is; you'll see him, Kathleen: and one
+of them as big an heiress as any in England. Philip's no fool, you'll
+find.'
+
+'Then he's coming all right, is he?' said Kathleen.
+
+'He 's a soldier, and a good one, but he 's nothing more, and as for
+patriotic inflammation, doesn't know the sensation.'
+
+'Oh! but he's coming round, and you'll go and stroke down mother with
+that,' Kathleen cried. 'Her heart's been heavy, with Patrick wandering
+and Philip on his back. I'll soon be dressed for breakfast.'
+
+Away she went.
+
+'She's got an appetite, and looks like a strapped bit of steel after the
+night's tumbling,' said the captain, seeing her trip aloft. 'I'm young
+as that too, or not far off it. Stay, I'll order breakfast for four in a
+quiet corner where we can converse--which, by the way, won't be possible
+in the presence of that gaping oyster of a fellow, who looks as if he
+were waiting the return of the tide.'
+
+Father Boyle interposed his hand.
+
+'Not for...' he tried to add 'four.' The attempt at a formation of the
+word produced a cavernous yawn a volume of the distressful deep to the
+beholder.
+
+'Of course,' Captain Con assented. He proposed bed and a sedative
+therein, declaring that his experience overnight could pronounce it
+good, and that it should be hot. So he led his tired old friend to
+the bedroom, asked dozens of questions, flurried a withdrawal of
+them, suggested the answers, talked of his Rubicon, praised his wife,
+delivered a moan on her behalf, and after assisting to half disrobe the
+scarce animate figure, which lent itself like an artist's lay-model to
+the operation, departed on his mission of the sedative.
+
+At the breakfast for three he was able to tell Kathleen that the worthy
+Father was warm, and on his way to complete restoration.
+
+'Full fathom five the Father lies, in the ocean of sleep, by this time,'
+said Con. 'And 'tis a curious fact that every man in that condition
+seems enviable to men on their legs. And similarly with death; we'd
+rather not, because of a qualm, but the picture of the finish of the
+leap across is a taking one. These chops are done as if Nature had
+mellowed their juiciness.'
+
+'They are so nice,' Kathleen said.
+
+'You deserve them, if ever girl in this world!'
+
+'I sat on deck all night, and Mr. Colesworth would keep me company.'
+
+'He could hardly do less, having the chance. But that notwithstanding,
+I'm under an obligation to your cavalier. And how did you find Ireland,
+sir? You've made acquaintance with my cousin, young Mr. Patrick
+O'Donnell, I rejoice to hear.'
+
+'Yes, through his hearing or seeing my name and suspecting I had a
+sister,' said Mr. Colesworth, who was no longer in the resemblance of a
+gaping oyster on the borders of the ebb. 'The country is not disturbed.'
+
+'So the doctor thinks his patient is doing favourably! And you cottoned
+to Patrick? And I don't wonder. Where was it?'
+
+'We met in Trieste. He was about to start by one of the Austrian boats
+for the East.'
+
+'Not disturbed! no! with a rotten potato inside it paralysing
+digestion!' exclaimed Con. 'Now Patrick had been having a peep at
+Vienna, hadn't he?'
+
+'He had; he was fresh from Vienna when I met him. As to Ireland, the
+harvest was only middling good last year.'
+
+'And that's the bit of luck we depend on. A cloud too much, and it's
+drowned! Had he seen, do you know, anybody in Vienna?--you were not long
+together at Trieste?'
+
+Mr. Colesworth had sufficient quickness to perceive that the two
+questions could be answered as one, and saying: 'He was disappointed,'
+revealed that he and Patrick had been long enough together to come to
+terms of intimacy.
+
+'To be sure, he gave you a letter of introduction to his family!' said
+Con. 'And permit me to add, that Patrick's choice of a friend is mine
+on trust. The lady he was for seeing, Mr. Colesworth, was just then
+embarking on an adventure of a romantic character, particularly well
+suited to her nature, and the end of it was a trifle sanguinary, and she
+suffered a disappointment also, though not perhaps on that account.'
+
+'I heard of it in England last year,' said Mr. Colesworth. 'Did she come
+through it safely?'
+
+'Without any personal disfigurement: and is in England now, under her
+father's roof, meditating fresh adventures.'
+
+Kathleen cried: 'Ye 're talking of the lady who was Miss Adister--I can
+guess--Ah!' She humped her shoulders and sent a shudder up her neck.
+
+'But she's a grand creature, Mr. Colesworth, and you ought to know her,'
+said Con. 'That is, if you'd like to have an idea of a young Catherine
+or a Semiramisminus an army and a country. There's nothing she's not
+capable of aiming at. And there's pretty well nothing and nobody she
+wouldn't make use of. She has great notions of the power of the British
+Press and the British purse--each in turn as a key to the other. Now for
+an egg, Kathleen.'
+
+'I think I'll eat an egg,' Kathleen replied.
+
+'Bless the honey heart of the girl! Life's in you, my dear, and calls
+for fuel. I'm glad to see that Mr. Colesworth too can take a sight at
+the Sea-God after a night of him. It augurs magnificently for a future
+career. And let me tell you that the Pen demands it of us. The first of
+the requisites is a stout stomach--before a furnished head! I'd not pass
+a man to be anything of a writer who couldn't step ashore from a tempest
+and consume his Titan breakfast.'
+
+'We are qualifying for the literary craft, Miss O'Donnell,' said Mr.
+Colesworth.
+
+'It's for a walk in the wind up Caer Gybi, and along the coast I mean to
+go,' said Kathleen.
+
+'This morning?' the captain asked her.
+
+She saw his dilemma in his doubtful look.
+
+'When I've done. While you're discussing matters with Father Boyle.
+I--know you're burning to. Sure it's yourself knows as well as anybody,
+Captain Con, that I can walk a day long and take care of my steps. I've
+walked the better half of Donegal alone, and this morning I'll have a
+protector.'
+
+Captain Con eyed the protector, approved of him, disapproved of himself,
+thought of Kathleen as a daughter of Erin--a privileged and inviolate
+order of woman in the minds of his countrymen--and wriggling internally
+over a remainder scruple said: 'Mr. Colesworth mayhap has to write a bit
+in the morning.'
+
+'I'm unattached at present,' the latter said. 'I am neither a
+correspondent nor a reporter, and if I were, the event would be
+wanting.'
+
+'That remark, sir, shows you to be eminently a stranger to the official
+duties,' observed the captain. 'Journalism is a maw, and the journalist
+has to cram it, and like anything else which perpetually distends for
+matter, it must be filled, for you can't leave it gaping, so when nature
+and circumstance won't combine to produce the stuff, we have recourse to
+the creative arts. 'Tis the necessity of the profession.'
+
+'The profession will not impose that necessity upon me,' remarked the
+young practitioner.
+
+'Outside the wheels of the machine, sir, we indulge our hallucination
+of immunity. I've been one in the whirr of them, relating what I hadn't
+quite heard, and capitulating what I didn't think at all, in spite of
+the cry of my conscience--a poor infant below the waters, casting up
+ejaculatory bubbles of protestation. And if it is my reproach that I
+left it to the perils of drowning, it's my pride that I continued to
+transmit air enough to carry on the struggle. Not every journalist can
+say as much. The Press is the voice of the mass, and our private opinion
+is detected as a discord by the mighty beast, and won't be endured by
+him.'
+
+'It's better not to think of him quite as a beast,' said Mr. Colesworth.
+
+'Infinitely better: and I like your “guile,” sir: But wait and tell me
+what you think of him after tossing him his meat for a certain number of
+years. There's Rockney. Do you know Rockney? He's the biggest single
+gun they've got, and he's mad for this country, but ask him about the
+public, you'll hear the menagerie-keeper's opinion of the brute that
+mauled his loins.'
+
+'Rockney,' said Mr. Colesworth, 'has the tone of a man disappointed of
+the dictatorship.'
+
+'Then you do know Rockney!' shouted Captain Con. 'That's the man in a
+neat bit of drawing. He's a grand piece of ordnance. But wait for him
+too, and tell me by and by. If it isn't a woman, you'll find, that
+primes him, ay, and points him, and what's more, discharges him, I'm not
+Irish born. Poor fellow! I pity him. He had a sweet Irish lady for his
+wife, and lost her last year, and has been raging astray politically
+ever since. I suppose it's hardly the poor creature's fault. None
+the less, you know, we have to fight him. And now he 's nibbling at a
+bait--it 's fun: the lady I mentioned, with a turn for adventure and
+enterprise: it's rare fun: he 's nibbling, he'll be hooked. You must
+make her acquaintance, Mr. Colesworth, and hold your own against her, if
+you can. She's a niece of my wife's and I'll introduce you. I shall find
+her in London, or at our lodgings at a Surrey farm we've taken to
+nurse my cousin Captain Philip O'Donnell invalided from Indian awful
+climate!--on my return, when I hope to renew the acquaintance. She has
+beauty, she has brains. Resist her, and you 'll make a decent stand
+against Lucifer. And supposing she rolls you up and pitches you over,
+her noticing you is a pretty compliment to your pen. That 'll be
+consoling.'
+
+Mr. Colesworth fancied, he said, that he was proof against feminine
+blandishments in the direction of his writings.
+
+He spoke as one indicating a thread to suggest a cable. The captain
+applauded the fancy as a pleasing delusion of the young sprigs of
+Journalism.
+
+Upon this, Mr. Colesworth, with all respect for French intelligence,
+denied the conclusiveness of French generalisations, which ascribed to
+women universal occult dominion, and traced all great affairs to small
+intrigues.
+
+The captain's eyes twinkled on him, thinking how readily he would back
+smart Miss Kathleen to do the trick, if need were.
+
+He said to her before she started: 'Don't forget he may be a clever
+fellow with that pen of his, and useful to our party.'
+
+'I'll not forget,' said she.
+
+For the good of his party, then, Captain Con permitted her to take the
+walk up Caer Gybi alone with Mr. Colesworth: a memorable walk in the
+recollections of the scribe, because of the wonderful likeness of the
+young lady to the breezy weather and the sparkles over the deep, the
+cloud that frowned, the cloud that glowed, the green of the earth
+greening out from under wings of shadow, the mountain ranges holding
+hands about an immensity of space. It was one of our giant days to his
+emotions, and particularly memorable to him through the circumstance
+that it insisted on a record in verse, and he was unused to the fetters
+of metre: and although the verse was never seen by man, his attempt
+at it confused his ideas of his expressive powers. Oddly too, while
+scourging the lines with criticism, he had a fondness for them: they
+stamped a radiant day in his mind, beyond the resources of rhetoric to
+have done it equally.
+
+This was the day of Captain Con's crossing the Rubicon between the
+secret of his happiness and a Parliamentary career.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XVIII. CAPTAIN CON'S LETTER
+
+Women may be able to tell you why the nursing of a military invalid
+awakens tenderer anxieties in their bosoms than those called forth by
+the drab civilian. If we are under sentence of death we are all of us
+pathetic of course; but stretched upon the debateable couch of sickness
+we are not so touching as the coloured coat: it has the distinction
+belonging to colour. It smites a deeper nerve, or more than one; and
+this, too, where there is no imaginary subjection to the charms of
+military glory, in minds to which the game of war is lurid as the plumes
+of the arch-slayer.
+
+Jane Mattock assisting Mrs. Adister O'Donnell to restore Captain Philip
+was very singularly affected, like a person shut off on a sudden
+from her former theories and feelings. Theoretically she despised the
+soldier's work as much as she shrank abhorrently from bloodshed. She
+regarded him and his trappings as an ensign of our old barbarism, and
+could peruse platitudes upon that theme with enthusiasm. The soldier
+personally, she was accustomed to consider an inferior intelligence:
+a sort of schoolboy when young, and schoolmaster when mature a visibly
+limited creature, not a member of our broader world. Without dismissing
+any of these views she found them put aside for the reception of others
+of an opposite character; and in her soul she would have ascribed it to
+her cares of nursing that she had become thoughtful, doubtful, hopeful,
+even prayerful, surcharged with zeal, to help to save a good sword for
+the country. If in a world still barbarous we must have soldiers,
+here was one whom it would be grievous to lose. He had fallen for the
+country; and there was a moving story of how he had fallen. She inclined
+to think more highly of him for having courted exposure on a miserable
+frontier war where but a poor sheaf of glory could be gathered. And
+he seemed to estimate his professional duties apart from an aim at the
+laurels. A conception of the possibility of a man's being both a soldier
+and morally a hero edged its way into her understanding. It stood
+edgeways within, desirous of avoiding a challenge to show every feature.
+
+The cares of nursing were Jane's almost undividedly, except for the
+aid she had from her friend Grace Barrow and from Miss Colesworth. Mrs.
+Adister O'Donnell was a nurse in name only. 'She'll be seen by Philip
+like as if she were a nightmare apparition of his undertaker's wraith,'
+Captain Con said to Jane, when recommending his cousin to her charitable
+nature, after he had taken lodgings at a farmhouse near Mrs. Lackstraw's
+model farm Woodside on the hills. 'Barring the dress,' as he added, some
+such impression of her frigid mournfulness might have struck a recumbent
+invalid. Jane acknowledged it, and at first induced her aunt to join her
+in the daily walk of half a mile to sit with him. Mrs. Lackstraw was
+a very busy lady at her farm; she was often summoned to London by
+her intuition of John's wish to have her presiding at table for the
+entertainment of his numerous guests; she confessed that she supervised
+the art of nursing better than she practised it, and supervision can be
+done at a distance if the subordinate is properly attentive to the rules
+we lay down, as Jane appeared to be. So Jane was left to him. She loved
+the country; Springtide in the country set her singing; her walk to her
+patient at Lappett's farm and homeward was an aethereal rapture for a
+heart rocking easy in fulness. There was nothing to trouble it, no hint
+of wild winds and heavy seas, not even the familiar insinuation from the
+vigilant monitress, her aunt, to bid her be on her guard, beware of
+what it is that great heiresses are courted for, steel her heart against
+serpent speeches, see well to have the woman's precious word No at the
+sentinel's post, and alert there. Mrs. Lackstraw, the most vigilant and
+plain-spoken of her sex, had forborne to utter the usual warnings which
+were to preserve Miss Mattock for her future Earl or Duke and the reason
+why she forbore was a double one; a soldier and Papist could never be
+thought perilous to a young woman scorning the sons of Mars and slaves
+of sacerdotalism. The picture of Jane bestowing her hand on a Roman
+Catholic in military uniform, refused to be raised before the mind.
+Charitableness, humaneness, the fact that she was an admirable nurse and
+liked to exercise her natural gift, perfectly accounted for Jane's trips
+to Lappett's farm, and the jellies and fresh dairy dainties and neat
+little dishes she was constantly despatching to the place. A suggestion
+of possible danger might prove more dangerous than silence, by rendering
+it attractive. Besides, Jane talked of poor Captain Philip as Patrick
+O'Donnell's brother, whom she was bound to serve in return for Patrick's
+many services to her; and of how unlike Patrick he was. Mrs. Lackstraw
+had been apprehensive about her fancy for Patrick. Therefore if Captain
+Philip was unlike him, and strictly a Catholic, according to report,
+the suspicion of danger dispersed, and she was allowed to enjoy the
+pleasures of the metropolis as frequently as she chose. The nursing of a
+man of Letters, or of the neighbour to him, a beggar in rags, would not
+have been so tolerated. Thus we perceive that wits actively awake inside
+the ring-fence of prepossessions they have erected may lull themselves
+with their wakefulness. Who would have thought!--is the cry when the
+strongest bulwark of the fence is broken through.
+
+Jane least of any would have thought what was coming to pass. The pale
+square-browed young officer, so little Irish and winning in his brevity
+of speech, did and said nothing to alarm her or strike the smallest
+light. Grace Barrow noticed certain little changes of mood in Jane she
+could scarcely have had a distinct suspicion at the time. After a recent
+observation of him, on an evening stroll from Lappett's to Woodside, she
+pronounced him interesting, but hard. 'He has an interesting head...
+I should not like to offend him.' They agreed as to his unlikeness to
+fluid Patrick; both eulogistic of the absent brother; and Jane, who
+could be playful in privacy with friends, clapped a brogue on her tongue
+to discourse of Patrick and apostrophise him: 'Oh! Pat, Pat, my dear
+cousin Pat! why are you so long away from your desponding Jane? I 'll
+take to poetry and write songs, if you don't come home soon. You've
+put seas between us, and are behaving to me as an enemy. I know you 'll
+bring home a foreign Princess to break the heart of your faithful. But
+I'll always praise you for a dear boy, Pat, and wish you happy, and beg
+the good gentleman your brother to give me a diploma as nurse to your
+first-born. There now!'
+
+She finished smiling brightly, and Grace was a trifle astonished, for
+her friend's humour was not as a rule dramatic.
+
+'You really have caught a twang of it from your friend Captain Con; only
+you don't rattle the eighteenth letter of the alphabet in the middle of
+words.'
+
+'I've tried, and can't persuade my tongue to do it “first off,” as boys
+say, and my invalid has no brogue whatever to keep me in practice,' Jane
+replied. 'One wonders what he thinks of as he lies there by the window.
+He doesn't confide it to his hospital nurse.'
+
+'Yes, he would treat her courteously, just in that military style,' said
+Grace, realising the hospital attendance.
+
+'It 's the style I like best:--no perpetual personal thankings and
+allusions to the trouble he gives!' Jane exclaimed. 'He shows perfect
+good sense, and I like that in all things, as you know. A red-haired
+young woman chooses to wait on him and bring him flowers--he's brother
+to Patrick in his love of wild flowers, at all events!--and he takes it
+naturally and simply. These officers bear illness well. I suppose it 's
+the drill.'
+
+'Still I think it a horrid profession, dear.'
+
+Grace felt obliged to insist on that: and her 'I think,' though it was
+not stressed, tickled Jane's dormant ear to some drowsy wakefulness.
+
+'I think too much honour is paid to it, certainly. But soldiers, of all
+men, one would expect to be overwhelmed by a feeling of weakness. He has
+never complained; not once. I doubt if he would have complained if Mrs.
+Adister had been waiting on him all the while, or not a soul. I can
+imagine him lying on the battle-field night after night quietly,
+resolving not to groan.'
+
+'Too great a power of self-repression sometimes argues the want of any
+emotional nature,' said Grace.
+
+Jane shook her head. She knew a story of him contradicting that.
+
+The story had not recurred to her since she had undertaken her service.
+It coloured the remainder of an evening walk home through the beechwoods
+and over the common with Grace, and her walk across the same tracks
+early in the morning, after Grace had gone to London. Miss Colesworth
+was coming to her next week, with her brother if he had arrived in
+England. Jane remembered having once been curious about this adventurous
+man of Letters who lived by the work of his pen. She remembered
+comparing him to one who was compelled to swim perpetually without a
+ship to give him rest or land in view. He had made a little money by a
+book, and was expending it on travels--rather imprudently, she fancied
+Emma Colesworth to be thinking. He talked well, but for the present she
+was happier in her prospect of nearly a week of loneliness. The day was
+one of sunshine, windless, odorous: one of the rare placid days of April
+when the pettish month assumes a matronly air of summer and wears it
+till the end of the day. The beech twigs were strongly embrowned, the
+larches shot up green spires by the borders of woods and on mounds
+within, deep ditchbanks unrolled profuse tangles of new blades,
+and sharp eyes might light on a late white violet overlooked by the
+children; primroses ran along the banks. Jane had a maxim that flowers
+should be spared to live their life, especially flowers of the wilds;
+she had reared herself on our poets; hence Mrs. Lackstraw's dread of
+the arrival of one of the minstrel order: and the girl, who could
+deliberately cut a bouquet from the garden, if requested, would refuse
+to pluck a wildflower. But now they cried out to her to be plucked in
+hosts, they claimed the sacrifice, and it seemed to her no violation
+of her sentiment to gather handfuls making a bunch that would have done
+honour to the procession of the children's May-day--a day she excused
+for the slaughter because her idol and prophet among the poets, wild
+nature's interpreter, was that day on the side of the children. How like
+a bath of freshness would the thick faintly-fragrant mass shine to her
+patient! Only to look at it was medicine! She believed, in her lively
+healthfulness, that the look would give him a spring to health, and she
+hurried forward to have them in water-the next sacred obligation to the
+leaving of them untouched.
+
+She had reared herself on our poets. If much brooding on them will
+sometimes create a sentimentalism of the sentiment they inspire, that
+also, after our manner of developing, leads to finer civilisation; and
+as her very delicate feelings were not always tyrants over her clear and
+accurate judgement, they rather tended to stamp her character than
+lead her into foolishness. Blunt of speech, quick in sensibility,
+imaginative, yet idealistic, she had the complex character of diverse
+brain and nerve, and was often a problem to the chief person interested
+in it. She thought so decisively, felt so shrinkingly; spoke so flatly,
+brooded so softly! Such natures, in the painful effort to reconcile
+apparent antagonism and read themselves, forget that they are not full
+grown. Longer than others are they young: but meanwhile they are of an
+age when we are driven abroad to seek and shape our destinies.
+
+Passing through the garden-gate of Lappett's farm she made her way
+to the south-western face of the house to beg a bowl of water of the
+farmer's wife, and had the sweet surprise of seeing her patient lying
+under swallows' eaves on a chair her brother had been commissioned to
+send from London for coming uses. He was near the farm-wife's kitchen,
+but to windward of the cooking-reek, pleasantly warmed, sufficiently
+shaded, and alone, with open letter on the rug covering his legs.
+He whistled to Jane's dog Wayland, a retriever, having Newfoundland
+relationships, of smithy redness and ruggedness; it was the whistle that
+startled her to turn and see him as she was in the act of handing Mrs.
+Lappett her primroses.
+
+'Out? I feared it would be a week. Is it quite prudent?' Jane said,
+toning down her delight.
+
+He answered with the half-smile that refers these questions to the
+settled fact. Air had always brought him round; now he could feel he was
+embarked for recovery: and he told her how the farmer and one of his
+men had lent a shoulder to present him to his old and surest
+physician--rather like a crippled ghost. M. Adister was upstairs in bed
+with one of her headaches. Captain Con, then, was attending her, Jane
+supposed: She spoke of him as the most devoted of husbands.
+
+A slight hardening of Philip's brows, well-known to her by this time,
+caused her to interrogate his eyes. They were fixed on her in his manner
+of gazing with strong directness. She read the contrary opinion, and
+some hieroglyphic matter besides.
+
+'We all respect him for his single-hearted care of her,' she said. 'I
+have a great liking for him. His tirades about the Saxon tyrant are not
+worth mentioning, they mean nothing. He would be one of the first to
+rush to the standard if there were danger; I know he would. He is truly
+chivalrous, I am sure.'
+
+Philip's broad look at her had not swerved. The bowl of primroses placed
+beside him on a chair by the farmer's dame diverted it for a moment.
+
+'You gathered them?' he said.
+
+Jane drank his look at the flowers.
+
+'Yes, on my way,' she replied. 'We can none of us live for ever; and
+fresh water every day will keep them alive a good long time. They had
+it from the clouds yesterday. Do they not seem a bath of country
+happiness!' Evidently they did their service in pleasing him.
+
+Seeing his fingers grope on the rug, she handed him his open letters.
+
+He selected the second, passing under his inspection, and asked her to
+read it.
+
+She took the letter, wondering a little that it should be in Captain
+Con's handwriting.
+
+'I am to read it through?' she said, after a run over some lines.
+
+He nodded. She thought it a sign of his friendliness in sharing family
+secrets with her, and read:
+
+'MY DEAR PHILIP,--Not a word of these contents, which will be delivered
+seasonably to the lady chiefly concerned, by the proper person. She
+hears this morning I 'm off on a hasty visit to Ireland, as I have been
+preparing her of late to expect I must, and yours the blame, if any,
+though I will be the last to fling it at you. I meet Father B. and
+pretty Kitty before I cross. Judging by the wind this morning, the
+passage will furnish good schooling for a spell of the hustings. But if
+I am in the nature of things unable to command the waves, trust me for
+holding a mob in leash; and they are tolerably alike. My spirits are
+up. Now the die is cast. My election to the vacancy must be reckoned
+beforehand. I promise you a sounding report from the Kincora Herald.
+They will not say of me after that (and read only the speeches reported
+in the local paper) “what is the man but an Irish adventurer!” He is
+a lover of his country, Philip O'Donnell, and one of millions, we will
+hope. And that stigmatic title of long standing, more than anything
+earthly, drove him to the step-to the ruin of his domestic felicity
+perhaps. But we are past sighing.
+
+'Think you, when he crossed the tide, Caius Julius Caesar sighed?
+
+'No, nor thought of his life, nor his wife, but of the thing to be done.
+Laugh, my boy! I know what I am about when I set my mind on a powerful
+example. As the chameleon gets his colour, we get our character from the
+objects we contemplate...'
+
+Jane glanced over the edge of the letter sheet rosily at Philip.
+
+His dryness in hitting the laughable point diverted her, and her mind
+became suffused with a series of pictures of the chameleon captain
+planted in view of the Roman to become a copy of him, so that she did
+not peruse the terminating lines with her wakefullest attention:
+
+'The liege lady of my heart will be the earliest to hail her hero
+triumphant, or cherish him beaten--which is not in the prospect. Let
+Ireland be true to Ireland. We will talk of the consolidation of the
+Union by and by. You are for that, you say, when certain things are
+done; and you are where I leave you, on the highway, though seeming to
+go at a funeral pace to certain ceremonies leading to the union of the
+two countries in the solidest fashion, to their mutual benefit, after a
+shining example. Con sleeps with a corner of the eye open, and you are
+not the only soldier who is a strategist, and a tactician too, aware of
+when it is best to be out of the way. Now adieu and pax vobiscum. Reap
+the rich harvest of your fall to earth. I leave you in the charge of
+the kindest of nurses, next to the wife of my bosom the best of women.
+Appreciate her, sir, or perish in my esteem. She is one whom not to
+love is to be guilty of an offence deserving capital punishment, and
+a bastinado to season the culprit for his execution. Have I not
+often informed her myself that a flower from her hand means more than
+treasures from the hands of others. Expect me absent for a week. The
+harangues will not be closely reported. I stand by the truth, which is
+my love of the land of my birth. A wife must come second to that if she
+would be first in her husband's consideration. Hurrah me on, Philip, now
+it is action, and let me fancy I hear you shouting it.'
+
+The drop of the letter to the signature fluttered affectionately on
+a number of cordial adjectives, like the airy bird to his home in the
+corn.
+
+
+
+
+CHAPTER XIX. MARS CONVALESCENT
+
+Jane's face was clear as the sky when she handed the letter back to
+Philip. In doing so, it struck her that the prolonged directness of his
+look was peculiar: she attributed it to some effect of the fresh Spring
+atmosphere on a weakened frame. She was guessing at his reasons for
+showing her the letter, and they appeared possibly serious.
+
+'An election to Parliament! Perhaps Mrs. Adister should have a hint
+of it, to soften the shock I fear it may be: but we must wait till her
+headache has passed,' she said.
+
+'You read to the end?' said Philip.
+
+'Yes, Captain Con always amuses me, and I am bound to confess I have no
+positive disrelish of his compliments. But this may prove a desperate
+step. The secret of his happiness is in extreme jeopardy. Nothing would
+stop him, I suppose?'
+
+Philip signified that it was too late. He was moreover of opinion,
+and stated it in his briefest, that it would be advisable to leave the
+unfolding of the present secret to the captain.
+
+Jane wondered why the letter had been shown. Her patient might be
+annoyed and needing sympathy?
+
+'After all,' she said, 'Captain Con may turn out to be a very good sort
+of member of Parliament in his way.'
+
+Philip's eyebrows lifted, and he let fall a breath, eloquent of his
+thoughts.
+
+'My brother says he is a serviceable director of the Company they are
+associated in.'
+
+'He finds himself among reasonable men, and he is a chameleon.'
+
+'Parliament may steady him.'
+
+'It is too much of a platform for Con's head.'
+
+'Yes, there is more of poet than politician,' said she. 'That is a
+danger. But he calls himself our friend; I think he really has a liking
+for John and me.'
+
+'For you he has a real love,' said Philip.
+
+'Well, then, he may listen to us at times; he may be trusted not to
+wound us. I am unmitigatedly for the one country--no divisions. We want
+all our strength in these days of monstrous armies directed by banditti
+Councils. England is the nation of the Christian example to nations. Oh!
+surely it is her aim. At least she strives to be that. I think it, and I
+see the many faults we have.'
+
+Her patient's eyelids were down.
+
+She proposed to send her name up to Mrs. Adister.
+
+On her return from the poor lady racked with headache and lying little
+conscious of her husband's powder-barrel under the bed, Jane found her
+patient being worried by his official nurse, a farm-labourer's wife, a
+bundle of a woman, whose lumbering assiduities he fenced with reiterated
+humourous negatives to every one of her propositions, until she
+prefaced the last two or three of the list with a 'Deary me!' addressed
+consolatorily to herself. She went through the same forms each day, at
+the usual hours of the day, and Jane, though she would have felt the
+apathetic doltishness of the woman less, felt how hard it must be for
+him to bear.
+
+'Your sister will be with you soon,' she said. 'I am glad, and yet I
+hope you will not allow her to put me aside altogether?'
+
+'You shall do as you wish,' said Philip.
+
+'Is she like Patrick? Her name is Kathleen, I know.'
+
+'She is a raw Irish girl, of good Irish training, but Irish.'
+
+'I hope she will be pleased with England. Like Patrick in face, I mean.'
+
+'We think her a good-looking girl.'
+
+'Does she play? sing?'
+
+'Some of our ballads.'
+
+'She will delight my brother. John loves Irish ballads.'
+
+A silence of long duration fell between them. She fancied he would like
+to sleep, and gently rose to slip away, that she might consult with Mrs.
+Lappett about putting up some tentcover. He asked her if she was going.
+'Not home,' she said. His hand moved, but stopped. It seemed to have
+meant to detain her. She looked at a white fleece that came across the
+sun, desiring to conjure it to stay and shadow him. It sailed by. She
+raised her parasol.
+
+His eyelids were shut, and she thought him asleep. Meditating on
+her unanswered question of Miss Kathleen's likeness to Patrick, Jane
+imagined a possibly greater likeness to her patient, and that he did not
+speak of his family's exclamations on the subject because of Kathleen's
+being so good-looking a girl. For if good-looking, a sister must
+resemble these handsome features here, quiescent to inspection in their
+marble outlines as a corse. So might he lie on the battle-field, with no
+one to watch over him!
+
+While she watched, sitting close beside him to shield his head from the
+sunbeams, her heart began to throb before she well knew the secret of
+it. She had sight of a tear that grew big under the lashes of each of
+his eyelids, and rolled heavily. Her own eyes overflowed.
+
+The fit of weeping was momentary, April's, a novelty with her. She
+accused her silly visions of having softened her. A hasty smoothing
+to right and left removed the traces; they were unseen; and when she
+ventured to look at him again there was no sign of fresh drops falling.
+His eyelids kept shut.
+
+The arrival of her diurnal basket of provisions offered a refreshing
+intervention of the commonplace. Bright air had sharpened his appetite:
+he said he had been sure it would, and anticipated cheating the doctor
+of a part of the sentence which condemned him to lie on his back up
+to the middle of June, a log. Jane was hungry too, and they feasted
+together gaily, talking of Kathleen on her journey, her strange
+impressions and her way of proclaiming them, and of Patrick and where he
+might be now; ultimately of Captain Con and Mrs. Adister.
+
+'He has broken faith with her,' Philip said sternly. 'She will have the
+right to tell him so. He never can be anything but a comic politician.
+Still he was bound to consult his wife previous to stepping before the
+public. He knows that he married a fortune.'
+
+'A good fortune,' said Jane.
+
+Philip acquiesced. 'She is an excellent woman, a model of uprightness;
+she has done him all the good in the world, and here is he deceiving
+her, lying--there is no other word: and one lie leads to another. When
+he married a fortune he was a successful adventurer. The compact was
+understood. His duty as a man of honour is to be true to his bond and
+serve the lady. Falseness to his position won't wash him clean of the
+title.'
+
+Jane pleaded for Captain Con. 'He is chivalrously attentive to her.'
+
+'You have read his letter,' Philip replied.
+
+He crushed her charitable apologies with references to the letter.
+
+'We are not certain that Mrs. Adister will object,' said she.
+
+'Do you see her reading a speech of her husband's?' he remarked.
+Presently with something like a moan:
+
+'And I am her guest!'
+
+'Oh! pray, do not think Mrs. Adister will ever allow you to feel the
+lightest shadow...' said Jane.
+
+'No; that makes it worse.'
+
+Had this been the burden of his thoughts when those two solitary tears
+forced their passage?
+
+Hardly: not even in his physical weakness would he consent to weep for
+such a cause.
+
+'I forgot to mention that Mrs. Adister has a letter from her husband
+telling her he has been called over to Ireland on urgent business,' she
+said.
+
+Philip answered: 'He is punctilious.'
+
+'I wish indeed he had been more candid,' Jane assented to the sarcasm.
+
+'In Ireland he is agreeably surprised by the flattering proposal of
+a vacant seat, and not having an instant to debate on it, assumes the
+consent of the heavenliest wife in Christendom.'
+
+Philip delivered the speech with a partial imitation of Captain Con
+addressing his wife on his return as the elected among the pure Irish
+party. The effort wearied him.
+
+She supposed he was regretting his cousin's public prominence in the
+ranks of the malcontents. 'He will listen to you,' she said, while she
+smiled at his unwonted display of mimicry.
+
+'A bad mentor for him. Antics are harmless, though they get us laughed
+at,' said Philip.
+
+'You may restrain him from excesses.'
+
+'Were I in that position, you would consider me guilty of greater than
+any poor Con is likely to commit.'
+
+'Surely you are not for disunion?'
+
+'The reverse. I am for union on juster terms, that will hold it fast.'
+
+'But what are the terms?'
+
+He must have desired to paint himself as black to her as possible. He
+stated the terms, which were hardly less than the affrighting ones blown
+across the Irish sea by that fierce party. He held them to be just,
+simply sensible terms. True, he spoke of the granting them as a sure
+method to rally all Ireland to an ardent love of the British flag.
+But he praised names of Irish leaders whom she had heard Mr. Rockney
+denounce for disloyal insolence: he could find excuses for them and
+their dupes--poor creatures, verily! And his utterances had a shocking
+emphasis. Then she was not wrong in her idea of the conspirator's head,
+her first impression of him!
+
+She could not quit the theme: doing that would have been to be
+indifferent: something urged her to it.
+
+'Are they really your opinions?'
+
+He seemed relieved by declaring that they were.
+
+'Patrick is quite free of them,' said she.
+
+'We will hope that the Irish fever will spare Patrick. He was at a
+Jesuit college in France when he was wax. Now he's taking the world.'
+
+'With so little of the Jesuit in him!'
+
+'Little of the worst: a good deal of the best.'
+
+'What is the best?'
+
+'Their training to study. They train you to concentrate the brain upon
+the object of study. And they train you to accept service: they fit you
+for absolute service: they shape you for your duties in the world; and
+so long as they don't smelt a man's private conscience, they are model
+masters. Happily Patrick has held his own. Not the Jesuits would have a
+chance of keeping a grasp on Patrick! He'll always be a natural boy and
+a thoughtful man.'
+
+Jane's features implied a gentle shudder.
+
+'I shake a scarlet cloak to you?' said Philip.
+
+She was directed by his words to think of the scarlet coat. 'I reflect
+a little on the substance of things as well,' she said. 'Would not
+Patrick's counsels have an influence?'
+
+'Hitherto our Patrick has never presumed to counsel his elder brother.'
+
+'But an officer wearing...'
+
+'The uniform! That would have to be stripped off. There'd be an end to
+any professional career.'
+
+'You would not regret it?'
+
+'No sorrow is like a soldier's bidding farewell to flag and comrades.
+Happily politics and I have no business together. If the country favours
+me with active service I'm satisfied for myself. You asked me for my
+opinions: I was bound to give them. Generally I let them rest.'
+
+Could she have had the temerity? Jane marvelled at herself.
+
+She doubted that the weighty pair of tears had dropped for the country.
+Captain Con would have shed them over Erin, and many of them. Captain
+Philip's tone was too plain and positive: he would be a most practical
+unhistrionic rebel.
+
+'You would countenance a revolt?' she said, striking at that extreme to
+elicit the favourable answer her tones angled for. And it was instantly:
+
+'Not in arms.' He tried an explanation by likening the dissension to a
+wrangle in a civilised family over an unjust division of property.
+
+And here, as he was marking the case with some nicety and difficulty, an
+itinerant barrel-organ crashed its tragic tale of music put to torture
+at the gate. It yelled of London to Jane, throttled the spirits of the
+woods, threw a smoke over the country sky, befouled the pure air she
+loved.
+
+The instrument was one of the number which are packed to suit all
+English tastes and may be taken for a rough sample of the jumble of
+them, where a danceless quadrille-tune succeeds a suicidal Operatic
+melody and is followed by the weariful hymn, whose last drawl pert polka
+kicks aside. Thus does the poor Savoyard compel a rich people to pay for
+their wealth. Not without pathos in the abstract perhaps do the wretched
+machines pursue their revolutions of their factory life, as incapable of
+conceiving as of bestowing pleasure: a bald cry for pennies through the
+barest pretence to be agreeable but Jane found it hard to be tolerant of
+them out of London, and this one affecting her invalid and Mrs. Adister
+must be dismissed. Wayland was growling; he had to be held by the
+collar. He spied an objectionable animal. A jerky monkey was attached
+to the organ; and his coat was red, his kepi was blue; his tailor had
+rigged him as a military gentleman. Jane called to the farm-wife. Philip
+assured her he was not annoyed. Jane observed him listening, and by
+degrees she distinguished a maundering of the Italian song she had one
+day sung to Patrick in his brother's presence.
+
+'I remember your singing that the week before I went to India,' said
+Philip, and her scarlet blush flooded her face.
+
+'Can you endure the noise?' she asked him.
+
+'Con would say it shrieks “murder.” But I used to like it once.'
+
+Mrs. Lappett came answering to the call. Her children were seen up
+the garden setting to one another with squared aprons, responsive to a
+livelier measure.
+
+'Bless me, miss, we think it so cheerful!' cried Mrs. Lappett, and
+glanced at her young ones harmonious and out of mischief.
+
+'Very well,' said Jane, always considerate for children. She had
+forgotten the racked Mrs. Adister.
+
+Now the hymn of Puritanical gloom-the peacemaker with Providence
+performing devotional exercises in black bile. The leaps of the children
+were dashed. A sallow two or three minutes composed their motions, and
+then they jumped again to the step for lively legs. The similarity to
+the regimental band heading soldiers on the march from Church might have
+struck Philip.
+
+'I wonder when I shall see Patrick!' he said, quickened in spite of
+himself by the sham sounds of music to desire changes and surprises.
+
+Jane was wondering whether he could be a man still to brood tearfully
+over his old love.
+
+She echoed him. 'And I! Soon, I hope.'
+
+The appearance of Mrs. Adister with features which were the acutest
+critical summary of the discord caused toll to be paid instantly, and
+they beheld a flashing of white teeth and heard Italian accents. The
+monkey saluted militarily, but with painful suggestions of his foregone
+drilling in the ceremony.
+
+'We are safe nowhere from these intrusions,' Mrs. Adister said; 'not on
+these hills!--and it must be a trial for the wretched men to climb them,
+that thing on their backs.'
+
+'They are as accustomed to it as mountain smugglers bearing packs of
+contraband,' said Philip.
+
+'Con would have argued him out of hearing before he ground a second
+note,' she resumed. 'I have no idea when Con returns from his unexpected
+visit to Ireland.'
+
+'Within a fortnight, madam.'
+
+'Let me believe it! You have heard from him? But you are in the air!
+exposed! My head makes me stupid. It is now five o'clock. The air begins
+to chill. Con will never forgive me if you catch a cold, and I would not
+incur his blame.'
+
+The eyes of Jane and Philip shot an exchange.
+
+'Anything you command, madam,' said Philip.
+
+He looked up and breathed his heaven of fresh air. Jane pitied, she
+could not interpose to thwart his act of resignation. The farmer, home
+for tea, and a footman, took him between them, crutched, while Mrs.
+Adister said to Jane: 'The doctor's orders are positive:--if he is to be
+a man once more, he must rest his back and not use his legs for months.
+He was near to being a permanent cripple from that fall. My brother
+Edward had one like it in his youth. Soldiers are desperate creatures.'
+
+'I think Mr. Adister had his fall when hunting, was it not?' said Jane.
+
+'Hunting, my dear.'
+
+That was rather different from a fall on duty before the enemy, incurred
+by severe exhaustion after sunstroke!...
+
+Jane took her leave of Philip beside his couch of imprisonment in his
+room, promising to return in the early morning. He embraced her old dog
+Wayland tenderly. Hard men have sometimes a warm affection for dogs.
+
+Walking homeward she likewise gave Wayland a hug. She called him 'dear
+old fellow,' and questioned him of his fondness for her, warning him
+not to be faithless ever to the mistress who loved him. Was not her old
+Wayland as good a protector as the footman Mrs. Adister pressed her to
+have at her heels? That he was!
+
+Captain Con's behaviour grieved her. And it certainly revived an ancient
+accusation against his countrymen. If he cared for her so much, why had
+he not placed confidence in her and commissioned her to speak of his
+election to his wife? Irishmen will never be quite sincere!--But why had
+his cousin exposed him to one whom he greatly esteemed? However angry he
+might be with Con O'Donnell in his disapproval of the captain's conduct,
+it was not very considerate to show the poor man to her in his natural
+colours. Those words: 'The consolidation of the Union:' sprang up. She
+had a dim remembrance of words ensuing: 'ceremonies going at a funeral
+pace... on the highway to the solidest kind of union:'--Yes, he wrote:
+'I leave you to...' And Captain Philip showed her the letter:
+
+She perceived motives beginning to stir. He must have had his intention:
+and now as to his character!--Jane was of the order of young women
+possessing active minds instead of figured paste-board fronts, who see
+what there is to be seen about them and know what may be known instead
+of decorously waiting for the astonishment of revelations. As soon as
+she had asked herself the nature of the design of so honourable a man as
+Captain Philip in showing her his cousin's letter, her blood spun
+round and round, waving the reply as a torch; and the question of his
+character confirmed it.
+
+But could he be imagined seeking to put her on her guard? There may be
+modesty in men well aware of their personal attractions: they can credit
+individual women with powers of resistance. He was not vain to the
+degree which stupefies the sense of there being weight or wisdom in
+others. And he was honour's own. By these lights of his character she
+read the act. His intention was... and even while she saw it accurately,
+the moment of keen perception was overclouded by her innate distrust of
+her claim to feminine charms. For why should he wish her to understand
+that he was no fortune-hunter and treated heiresses with greater reserve
+than ordinary women! How could it matter to him?
+
+She saw the tears roll. Tears of men sink plummet-deep; they find their
+level. The tears of such a man have more of blood than of water in
+them.--What was she doing when they fell? She was shading his head from
+the sun. What, then, if those tears came of the repressed desire to
+thank her with some little warmth? He was honour's own, and warmhearted
+Patrick talked of him as a friend whose heart was, his friend's.
+Thrilling to kindness, and, poor soul! helpless to escape it, he felt
+perhaps that he had never thanked her, and could not. He lay there,
+weak and tongue-tied: hence those two bright volumes of his condition of
+weakness.
+
+So the pursuit of the mystery ended, as it had commenced, in confusion,
+but of a milder sort and partially transparent at one or two of the
+gates she had touched. A mind capable of seeing was twisted by a nature
+that would not allow of open eyes; yet the laden emotions of her nature
+brought her round by another channel to the stage neighbouring sight,
+where facts, dimly recognised for such--as they may be in truth, are
+accepted under their disguises, because disguise of them is needed by
+the bashful spirit which accuses itself of audaciousness in presuming to
+speculate. Had she asked herself the reason of her extended speculation,
+her foot would not have stopped more abruptly on the edge of a torrent
+than she on that strange road of vapours and flying lights. She did not;
+she sang, she sent her voice through the woods and took the splendid
+ring of it for an assurance of her peculiarly unshackled state. She
+loved this liberty. Of the men who had 'done her the honour,' not one
+had moved her to regret the refusal. She lived in the hope of simply
+doing good, and could only give her hand to a man able to direct and
+help her; one who would bear to be matched with her brother. Who was he?
+Not discoverable; not likely to be.
+
+Therefore she had her freedom, an absolutely unflushed freedom, happier
+than poor Grace Barrow's. Rumour spoke of Emma Colesworth having a
+wing clipped. How is it that sensible women can be so susceptible? For,
+thought Jane, the moment a woman is what is called in love, she can give
+her heart no longer to the innocent things about her; she is cut away
+from Nature: that pure well-water is tasteless to her. To me it is wine!
+
+The drinking of the pure well-water as wine is among the fatal signs
+of fire in the cup, showing Nature at work rather to enchain the victim
+than bid her daughter go. Jane of course meant the poet's 'Nature.' She
+did not reflect that the strong glow of poetic imagination is wanted
+to hallow a passionate devotion to the inanimate for this evokes the
+spiritual; and passionateness of any kind in narrower brains should be
+a proclamation to us of sanguine freshets not coming from a spiritual
+source. But the heart betraying deluded her. She fancied she had not
+ever been so wedded to Nature as on that walk through the bursting
+beechwoods, that sweet lonely walk, perfect in loneliness, where even
+a thought of a presence was thrust away as a desecration and images of
+souls in thought were shadowy.
+
+Her lust of freedom gave her the towering holiday. She took the delirium
+in her own pure fashion, in a love of the bankside flowers and the downy
+edges of the young beech-buds fresh on the sprays. And it was no unreal
+love, though too intent and forcible to win the spirit from the object.
+She paid for this indulgence of her mood by losing the spirit entirely.
+At night she was a spent rocket. What had gone she could not tell: her
+very soul she almost feared. Her glorious walk through the wood seemed
+burnt out. She struck a light to try her poet on the shelf of the elect
+of earth by her bed, and she read, and read flatness. Not his the fault!
+She revered him too deeply to lay it on him. Whose was it? She had a
+vision of the gulfs of bondage.
+
+Could it be possible that human persons were subject to the spells of
+persons with tastes, aims, practices, pursuits alien to theirs? It was a
+riddle taxing her to solve it for the resistance to a monstrous iniquity
+of injustice, degrading her conception of our humanity. She attacked it
+in the abstract, as a volunteer champion of our offended race. And Oh!
+it could not be. The battle was won without a blow.
+
+Thereupon came glimpses of the gulfs of bondage, delicious,
+rose-enfolded, foreign; they were chapters of soft romance, appearing
+interminable, an endless mystery, an insatiable thirst for the mystery.
+She heard crashes of the opera-melody, and despising it even more than
+the wretched engine of the harshness, she was led by it, tyrannically
+led a captive, like the organ-monkey, until perforce she usurped the
+note, sounded the cloying tune through her frame, passed into the vulgar
+sugariness, lost herself.
+
+And saying to herself: This is what moves them! she was moved. One
+thrill of appreciation drew her on the tide, and once drawn from shore
+she became submerged. Why am I not beautiful, was her thought. Those
+voluptuous modulations of melting airs are the natural clothing of
+beautiful women. Beautiful women may believe themselves beloved. They
+are privileged to believe, they are born with the faith.
+
+ ETEXT EDITOR'S BOOKMARKS
+
+ A country of compromise goes to pieces at the first cannon-shot
+ A lady's company-smile
+ A superior position was offered her by her being silent
+ A whisper of cajolery in season is often the secret
+ A contented Irishman scarcely seems my countryman
+ Ah! we're in the enemy's country now
+ And it's one family where the dog is pulled by the collar
+ Arch-devourer Time
+ As secretive as they are sensitive
+ As if she had never heard him previously enunciate the formula
+ Be politic and give her elbow-room for her natural angles
+ Beautiful women may believe themselves beloved
+ Becoming air of appropriation that made it family history
+ Constitutionally discontented
+ Could peruse platitudes upon that theme with enthusiasm
+ Decency's a dirty petticoat in the Garden of Innocence
+ England's the foremost country of the globe
+ Enjoys his luxuries and is ashamed of his laziness
+ Fires in the grates went through the ceremony of warming nobody
+ Foamy top is offered and gulped as equivalent to an idea
+ Foist on you their idea of your idea at the moment
+ Grimaces at a government long-nosed to no purpose
+ Hard men have sometimes a warm affection for dogs
+ He judged of others by himself
+ He was not alive for his own pleasure
+ Hear victorious lawlessness appealing solemnly to God the law
+ Her aspect suggested the repose of a winter landscape
+ Here, where he both wished and wished not to be
+ Hug the hatred they packed up among their bundles
+ I never saw out of a doll-shop, and never saw there
+ I 'm the warming pan, as legitimately I should be
+ I detest enthusiasm
+ I baint done yet
+ Indirect communication with heaven
+ Ireland 's the sore place of England
+ Irishman there is a barrow trolling a load of grievances
+ Irishmen will never be quite sincere
+ Irony in him is only eulogy standing on its head
+ Lack of precise words admonished him of the virtue of silence
+ Loudness of the interrogation precluded thought of an answer
+ Love the children of Erin, when not fretted by them
+ Loves his poets, can almost understand what poetry means
+ Married at forty, and I had to take her shaped as she was
+ May lull themselves with their wakefulness
+ Men must fight: the law is only a quieter field for them
+ Mika! you did it in cold blood?
+ Never forget that old Ireland is weeping
+ No man can hear the words which prove him a prophet (quietly)
+ Not every chapter can be sunshine
+ Not likely to be far behind curates in besieging an heiress
+ Not the great creatures we assume ourselves to be
+ Not so much read a print as read the imprinting on themselves
+ Not to bother your wits, but leave the puzzle to the priest
+ Nursing of a military invalid awakens tenderer anxieties
+ Old houses are doomed to burnings
+ Our lawyers have us inside out, like our physicians
+ Paying compliments and spoiling a game!
+ Philip was a Spartan for keeping his feelings under
+ Secret of the art was his meaning what he said
+ Suggestion of possible danger might more dangerous than silence
+ Taste a wound from the lightest touch, and they nurse the venom
+ Tears of men sink plummet-deep
+ Tears of such a man have more of blood than of water in them
+ That fiery dragon, a beautiful woman with brains
+ The race is for domestic peace, my boy
+ They laugh, but they laugh extinguishingly
+ Time, whose trick is to turn corners of unanticipated sharpness
+ Twisted by a nature that would not allow of open eyes
+ We're all of us hit at last, and generally by our own weapon
+ We're smitten to-day in our hearts and our pockets
+ Welsh blood is queer blood
+ Where one won't and can't, poor t' other must
+ Winds of panic are violently engaged in occupying the vacuum
+ With a frozen fish of admirable principles for wife
+ With death; we'd rather not, because of a qualm
+ Withdrew into the entrenchments of contempt
+ Woman's precious word No at the sentinel's post, and alert
+ Would like to feel he was doing a bit of good
+ You'll tell her you couldn't sit down in her presence undressed
+ You'll tell her you couldn't sit down in her presence undressed
+
+
+
+
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