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-The Project Gutenberg EBook of The Search Party, by G. A. Birmingham
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-Title: The Search Party
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- THE SEARCH PARTY
-
- BY
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- G. A. BIRMINGHAM
-
- AUTHOR OF "SPANISH GOLD," "LALAGE'S LOVERS,"
- "THE SIMPKINS PLOT," ETC.
-
- [Illustration]
-
- HODDER & STOUGHTON
-
- NEW YORK
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- GEORGE H. DORAN COMPANY
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-THE SEARCH PARTY
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-
-THE SEARCH PARTY
-
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-
-CHAPTER I
-
-
-Dr. O'Grady, Dr. Lucius O'Grady, was the medical officer of the Poor
-Law Union of Clonmore, which is in Western Connacht. The office is
-not like that of resident magistrate or bank manager. It does not
-necessarily confer on its holder the right of entry to the highest
-society. Therefore, Dr. O'Grady was not invited to dinner, luncheon,
-or even afternoon tea by Lord Manton at that season of the year when
-Clonmore Castle was full of visitors. Lady Flavia Canning, Lord
-Manton's daughter, who was married to a London barrister of some
-distinction, and moved in smart society, did not appreciate Dr.
-O'Grady. Nor did those nephews and nieces of the deceased Lady Manton
-who found it convenient to spend a part of each summer at Clonmore
-Castle. They were not the sort of people who would associate with a
-dispensary doctor, unless, indeed, he had possessed a motor car. And
-Dr. O'Grady, for reasons which became obvious later on, did not keep a
-motor car.
-
-On the other hand, he was a frequent guest at the Castle during those
-early summer months when Lord Manton was alone. In April and May, for
-instance, and in June, Dr. O'Grady dined once, twice, or even three
-times a week at Clonmore Castle. The old earl liked him because he
-found him amusing; and Dr. O'Grady had a feeling for his host as
-nearly approaching respect as it was in his nature to entertain for
-any man. This respect was not of the kind which every elderly earl
-would have appreciated. The doctor was constitutionally incapable of
-understanding the innate majesty of a peerage, and had not the smallest
-veneration for grey hairs in man or woman. Nor was he inclined to bow
-before any moral superiority in Lord Manton. In fact, Lord Manton,
-though grown too old for the lavish wildness of his earlier years,
-made no pretence at morality or dignity of any kind. What Dr. O'Grady
-respected and liked in him was a certain cynical frankness, a hinted
-contempt for all ordinary standards of respectability. This suited
-well enough the doctor's own volatile indifference to anything which
-threatened to bore him.
-
-When Lord Manton returned to Clonmore in May, 1905, after his usual
-visit to his daughter in Grosvenor Street, he at once asked Dr.
-O'Grady to dinner. There was on this occasion a special reason for the
-invitation, though doubtless it would have been given and accepted
-without any reason. Lord Manton wanted to know all that could be known
-about a new tenant who had taken Rosivera for six months. Rosivera,
-long used as a dower house by Lord Manton's ancestors, was not an easy
-place to let. It stood eight miles from the village of Clonmore, on
-the shore of a small land-locked bay. It was a singularly unattractive
-building, rectangular, grey, four storeys high, and lit by small
-ineffective windows. There was no shooting connected with it nor any
-fishing of the kind appreciated by a sportsman. There were, it was
-believed, small flat fish to be caught in the bay, but no one thought
-it worth while to pursue these creatures earnestly. Occasionally an
-adventurous Englishman, cherishing some romantic idea of the west of
-Ireland, rented the house for August and September. Occasionally a
-wealthy Dublin doctor brought his family there for six weeks. None of
-these tenants ever came a second time. The place was too solitary for
-the social, too ugly for the amateurs of the picturesque, utterly dull
-for the sportsman, and had not even the saving grace of an appeal to
-the romantic. The mother and grandmother of Lord Manton had died there,
-but in the odour of moderate sanctity. Their ghosts wandered down no
-corridors. Indeed, no ghosts could have haunted, no tradition attached
-itself to a house with the shape and appearance of Rosivera.
-
-There was, therefore, something interesting and curious in the fact
-that a tenant had taken the place for six months and had settled down
-there early in March, a time of year at which even a hermit, vowed to a
-life entirely devoid of incident, might have hesitated to fix his cell
-at Rosivera.
-
-"The first thing that struck me as queer about the man," said Lord
-Manton, after dinner, "was his name. Did you ever hear of anybody
-called Red? Scarlett, of course, is comparatively common."
-
-"So is Black," said Dr. O'Grady, "and Brown, and Grey, and White. I've
-heard of Pink, and I once met a man called Blue, but he spelt it 'ew.'"
-
-"Guy Theodore Red is this man's name. Guy and Theodore are all right,
-of course, but Red----!"
-
-"Is he safe for the rent, do you think?"
-
-"He has paid the whole six months in advance," said Lord Manton, "and
-he never asked a question about the drains. He's the only tenant I ever
-heard of who didn't make himself ridiculous about drains."
-
-"He hasn't got typhoid yet," said Dr. O'Grady. "If he's the kind of man
-who pays six months' rent in advance and asks no questions, I hope he
-soon will."
-
-"Unfortunately for you he seems to have neither wife nor children."
-
-"No, nor as much as a maid-servant," said Dr. O'Grady. "And from the
-look of him, I'd say he was a tough old cock himself, the sort of man a
-microbe would hesitate about attacking."
-
-"You've seen him, then?"
-
-"I happened to be standing at Jimmy O'Loughlin's door the day he drove
-through in his motor car."
-
-"You would be, of course."
-
-"But I've never seen him since. Nobody has. He has a servant, an
-Englishman, I'm told, who comes into the village every second day in
-the motor, and buys what's wanted for the house at Jimmy O'Loughlin's."
-
-"Jimmy makes a good thing out of that, I expect," said Lord Manton.
-
-"Believe you me, he does. Jimmy's the boy who knows how to charge, and
-these people don't seem to care what they pay."
-
-"I hear he has two friends with him."
-
-"He has, foreigners, both of them. Jimmy O'Loughlin says they can't
-either of them speak English. It was Jimmy who carted their things down
-to Rosivera from the station, so of course he'd know."
-
-"Byrne told me that," said Lord Manton, chuckling as he spoke. "There
-seems to have been some queer things to be carted."
-
-The conversation turned on Mr. Red's belongings, the personal luggage
-which the English servant had brought in the train, the packing-cases
-which had followed the next day and on many subsequent days. Byrne,
-it appeared, had also met Mr. Red and his party on their arrival; but,
-then, Byrne had a legitimate excuse wherewith to cover his curiosity.
-He was Lord Manton's steward, and it was his business to put the new
-tenant in possession of Rosivera. He had given a full report of Mr.
-Red, the foreign friends and the English servant, to Lord Manton. He
-had described the packing-cases which, day after day, were carted from
-the railway station by Jimmy O'Loughlin. They were, according to Byrne,
-of unusual size and great weight. There were altogether twenty-five
-of them. It was Byrne's opinion that they contained pianos. The
-station-master, who had to drag them out of the train, agreed with him.
-Jimmy O'Loughlin and his man, who had ample opportunities of examining
-them on the way to Rosivera, thought they were full of machinery,
-possibly steam engines, or as they expressed it, "the makings of some
-of them motor cars."
-
-"No man," said Lord Manton, commenting on this information, "even if
-his name happens to be Red, can possibly want twenty-five grand pianos
-in Rosivera."
-
-"Unless he came down here with the intention of composing an opera,"
-said Dr. O'Grady.
-
-"Even then--three, four, anything up to six I could understand, but
-twenty-five! No opera could require that. As for those cases containing
-steam engines or bits of motor cars, what on earth could a manufacturer
-of such things be doing at Rosivera?"
-
-"My own belief," said Dr. O'Grady, "is that the man is an artist--a
-sculptor, engaged in the production of a statue of unusual size."
-
-"With blocks of marble in the packing-cases?"
-
-"Yes, and the two foreigners for models. They look like models. One
-of them had a long black beard, and the other was a big man, well
-over six foot, blond, seemed to be a Norwegian; not that I ever saw a
-Norwegian to my knowledge, but this fellow looked like the kind of man
-a Norwegian ought to be."
-
-"It will be a pretty big statue," said Lord Manton, "if it absorbs
-twenty-five blocks of marble, each the size of a grand piano."
-
-"He looked like an artist," said Dr. O'Grady; "he had a pointed beard,
-and a wild expression in his eye."
-
-"A genius escaped from somewhere, perhaps."
-
-"He very well might be. Indeed, I'd say from the glimpse I had of him
-that he's worse than a genius. He had the eye of a mad gander. But,
-of course, I only saw him the once, sitting in his motor, the day
-he arrived. He hasn't stirred out of Rosivera since, and, as I said
-before, I haven't been sent for to attend him for anything."
-
-"The queerest thing about him was the message he sent me," said Lord
-Manton. "By way of doing the civil thing, I told Byrne to say that I
-should make a point of calling on him as soon as I got home."
-
-"And he sent you word that he'd be thankful if you'd stay away and not
-bother him. I heard all about that. Byrne was furious. That is just one
-of the things which makes me feel sure he's a genius. Nobody except a
-genius or a socialist would have sent a message of that kind to you;
-and he clearly isn't a socialist. If he was, he couldn't afford to pay
-six months' rent in advance for Rosivera."
-
-Dr. O'Grady spoke confidently. He was not personally acquainted with
-any of the numerous men of genius in Ireland, but he had read about
-them in newspapers and was aware that they differed in many respects
-from other men. No ordinary man, that is to say, no one who is
-perfectly sane, would refuse to receive a visit from an earl. Mr. Red
-had refused, and so, since he was not a socialist, he must be a genius.
-The reasoning was perfectly convincing.
-
-"I expect," said Lord Manton, "that his statue, in spite of its
-immense size, will be a melancholy object to look at. Rosivera is the
-most depressing place I know. It was built to serve as a dower house
-by my grandfather, and he evidently chose the site and the style of
-architecture with a view to making his widow feel really sorry he was
-dead. If I had a wife whom I disliked intensely I should try to die
-at once so that she should have as long a time as possible to live at
-Rosivera."
-
-"I wouldn't care to spend a winter alone there," said Dr. O'Grady, "and
-I'm a man of fairly cheerful disposition."
-
-"I suppose there's a lot of talk about Red in the village?"
-
-"There was at first; but the people are getting a bit sick of him now.
-It's a long time since he's done anything the least exciting. About a
-fortnight after he came he sent a telegram which had the whole place
-fizzing for awhile."
-
-Telegrams in the west of Ireland, are, of course, public property. So
-are postcards and the contents of the parcels carried by his Majesty's
-mails. Lord Manton, whose taste for the details of local gossip was
-strongly developed, asked what Mr. Red's telegram was about.
-
-"That's what nobody could tell," said Dr. O'Grady. "It began with
-four letters, A.M.B.A., and then came a lot of figures. Father Moroney
-worked at it for the best part of two hours, with the help of a Latin
-dictionary, but he could make no more out of it than I could myself."
-
-"Cipher," said Lord Manton; "probably quite a simple cipher if you'd
-known how to go about reading it."
-
-"At the end of the week, another packing-case arrived, carriage paid
-from London. It was as big as any of the first lot. Byrne and I went
-up to the station to see it before Jimmy O'Loughlin carted it down to
-Rosivera. He seemed to think that it was another piano. Since then
-nothing of any sort has happened, and the people have pretty well given
-over talking about the man."
-
-Lord Manton yawned. Like the other inhabitants of Clonmore he was
-beginning to get tired of Mr. Red and his affairs. A stranger is only
-interesting when there are things about him which can be found out. If
-his affairs are public property he becomes commonplace and dull. If, on
-the other hand, it is manifestly impossible to discover anything about
-him, if he sends his telegrams in cipher, employs a remarkably taciturn
-servant to do his marketing, and never appears in public himself, he
-becomes in time quite as tiresome as the man who has no secrets at all.
-
-"Any other news about the place?" asked Lord Manton. "You needn't
-mention Jimmy O'Loughlin's wife's baby. Byrne told me about it."
-
-"It's the tenth," said Dr. O'Grady, "the tenth boy."
-
-"So I believe."
-
-"Well, there's nothing else, except the election of the inspector of
-sheep dipping. I needn't tell you that there's been plenty of talk
-about that."
-
-"So I gathered," said Lord Manton, "from the number of candidates for
-the post who wrote to me asking me to back them up. I think there were
-eleven of them."
-
-"I hear that you supported Patsy Devlin, the smith. He's a drunken
-blackguard."
-
-"That's why I wrote him the letter of recommendation. There's a lot of
-stupid talk nowadays about the landlords having lost all their power
-in the country. It's not a bit true. They have plenty of power, more
-than they ever had, if they only knew how to use it. All I have to do
-if I want a particular man not to be appointed to anything is to write
-a strong letter in his favour to the Board of Guardians or the County
-Council, or whatever body is doing the particular job that happens to
-be on hand at the time. The League comes down on my man at once and he
-hasn't the ghost of a chance. That's the beauty of being thoroughly
-unpopular. Three years ago you were made dispensary doctor here chiefly
-because I used all my influence on behalf of the other two candidates.
-They were both men with bad records. It was just the same in this
-sheep-dipping business. I didn't care who was appointed so long as it
-wasn't Patsy Devlin. I managed the labourers' cottages on the same
-principle. There were two different pieces of land where I particularly
-objected to their building cottages. I offered them those two without
-waiting to be asked. Of course, they wouldn't have them, insisted in
-fact on getting another bit of land altogether, thinking they were
-annoying me. I was delighted. That's the way to manage things nowadays."
-
-"Do you suppose," said Dr. O'Grady, "that if I wrote to Mr. Red saying
-I sincerely hoped he wouldn't get typhoid for a fortnight, because I
-wanted to go away for a holiday--do you suppose he'd get it to spite
-me?"
-
-"That's the worst of men in your profession. You're always wanting
-everybody to be ill. It's most unchristian."
-
-"I want Red to get typhoid," said Dr. O'Grady, "because he's the only
-man in the neighbourhood except yourself who would pay me for curing
-him."
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER II
-
-
-Dr. O'Grady spoke the simple truth when he said that the people of
-Clonmore had ceased to take any interest in Mr. Red and his household.
-The election of an inspector of sheep dipping, a man from their own
-midst to a post with a salary attached to it, was a far more exciting
-thing than the eccentricity of a chance stranger. When the election was
-over a new and more thrilling matter engaged their attention. Mr. Red
-was entirely forgotten. The monotonous regularity of the visits of the
-silent English servant to Jimmy O'Loughlin's shop no longer attracted
-attention. The equally monotonous regularity of his cash payments for
-the goods he took away with him was extremely satisfactory to Jimmy
-O'Loughlin, but gave absolutely no occasion for gossip. The man who
-makes debts and does not pay them is vastly more interesting to his
-neighbours than the morbidly honest individual who will not owe a penny.
-
-Dr. O'Grady owed a good deal, and just at the time of Lord Manton's
-return to Clonmore, his money difficulties reached the point at which
-they began to attract public attention. Like most good-humoured and
-easy-going men, Dr. O'Grady lived beyond his income. There was a good
-deal of excuse for him. He enjoyed, as dispensary doctor, a salary of
-L120 a year. He received from Lord Manton an additional L30 for looking
-after the health of the gardeners, grooms, indoor servants and others
-employed about Clonmore Castle. He would have been paid extra guineas
-for attending Lord Manton himself if the old gentleman had ever been
-ill. He could count with tolerable certainty on two pounds a year for
-ushering into the world young O'Loughlins. Nobody else in his district
-ever paid him anything.
-
-It is unquestionably possible to live on L152 a year. Many men,
-curates for instance, live on less; face the world in tolerably
-clean collars and succeed in looking as if they generally had enough
-to eat. But Dr. O'Grady was not the kind of man who enjoys small
-economies, and he had certain expensive tastes. He liked to have a
-good horse between the shafts of a smart trap when he went his rounds.
-He liked to see the animal's coat glossy and the harness shining. He
-preferred good whisky to bad, and smoked tobacco at 10_s._ 6_d._ a
-pound. He was particular about the cut of his clothes and had a fine
-taste in striped and spotted waistcoats. He also--quite privately,
-for in the west of Ireland no one would admit that he threw away his
-money wantonly--bought a few books every year. The consequence was
-inevitable. Dr. O'Grady got into debt. At first, indeed for more than
-two years, his debts, though they increased rapidly, did not cause any
-uneasiness to his creditors. Then a suspicious tailor began to press
-rudely for the payment of a long account. Other tradesmen, all of
-them strangers who did not know Dr. O'Grady personally, followed the
-tailor's example. A Dublin gentleman of large fortune and philanthropic
-tastes, a Mr. Lorraine Vavasour, having somehow heard of these
-embarrassments, offered to lend Dr. O'Grady any sum from L10 to L1000
-privately, without security, and on the understanding that repayment
-should be made quite at the borrower's convenience.
-
-There was an agreeable settlement with the tailor who lost Dr.
-O'Grady's custom for ever, and with several others. Life for a time
-was pleasant and untroubled. Then Mr. Lorraine Vavasour began to act
-unreasonably. His ideas of the payment of instalments turned out to
-be anything but suitable to Dr. O'Grady's convenience. The good horse
-was sold at a loss. The competent groom was replaced for an inferior
-and cheaper man. Mr. Lorraine Vavasour showed no signs of being
-propitiated by these sacrifices. He continued to harass his victim with
-a persistency which would have made most men miserable and driven some
-men to excessive drinking. Dr. O'Grady remained perfectly cheerful.
-He had the temperament of an unconquerable optimist. He used even to
-show Mr. Vavasour's worst letters to Jimmy O'Loughlin, and make jokes
-about them. This, as it turned out afterwards, was an unwise thing to
-do. Jimmy himself had a long account against the doctor standing in his
-books.
-
-After awhile the miserable screw which succeeded the good horse in
-Dr. O'Grady's stable was sold. The smart trap and harness were sold.
-The incompetent substitute for the groom was dismissed. Dr. O'Grady
-endeavoured to do his work with no better means of getting about than
-a dilapidated bicycle. It was generally known that his affairs had
-reached a crisis. His housekeeper left him and engaged a solicitor
-to write letters in the hope of obtaining the wages due to her. It
-seemed very unlikely that she would get them. Mr. Lorraine Vavasour
-was before her with a claim which the furniture of Dr. O'Grady's house
-would certainly not satisfy. Jimmy O'Loughlin was before her too.
-He would have been willing enough to wait for years, and if left to
-himself would not have driven a friend to extremities for the sake of
-a few pounds. But when he saw that Mr. Vavasour meant to use all the
-resources of the law against Dr. O'Grady he thought it a pity to let
-a complete stranger get the little there was to get. He apologized to
-Dr. O'Grady and summoned him before the County Court judge. The usual
-things happened. The end appeared to be at hand, and the Board of
-Guardians began to discuss the appointment of a new dispensary doctor.
-
-It is very much to the credit of Dr. O'Grady that, under these
-circumstances, he slept soundly at night in his solitary house; rose
-cheerful in the morning and met his fellow-men with a smile on his
-face. He continued to dine frequently at Clonmore Castle, and Lord
-Manton noticed that his appetite improved instead of failing as his
-troubles increased. In fact, Dr. O'Grady frequently went hungry at
-this time, and Lord Manton's dinners were almost the only solid meals
-he got. Then, just before the bailiffs took possession of his house
-a curious way of escape opened. It was at the beginning of August.
-Dr. O'Grady spent the evening reading a new book about germ plasm,
-pan-genesis, determinates, and other interesting things connected with
-the study of heredity. He was obliged to go to bed early because his
-lamp went out at ten o'clock and he had no oil with which to refill
-it. Once in bed he went comfortably to sleep. At two o'clock in the
-morning he was roused by a ponderous, measured knocking at his door. He
-used the sort of language commonly employed by doctors who are roused
-at unseemly hours. The knocking continued, a series of heavy detached
-blows, struck slowly at regular intervals. Dr. O'Grady got up, put his
-head out of the window, and made the usual inquiry--
-
-"Who the devil's that? And what do you want?"
-
-"It is I. Guy Theodore Red."
-
-Even then, freshly roused from sleep, Dr. O'Grady was struck by the
-answer he received. Very few men, in search of a doctor at two o'clock
-in the morning, are so particular about grammar as to say, "It is
-I!" And the words were spoken in a solemn tone which seemed quite
-congruous with the measured and stately manner in which the door had
-been hammered. Dr. O'Grady put on a pair of trousers and a shirt, ran
-downstairs and opened the door. Mr. Red stood rigid like a soldier at
-attention on the doorstep. In the middle of the road was the motor car
-in which the English servant used to drive into Clonmore to do his
-marketing.
-
-"Is it typhoid?" said Dr. O'Grady; "for if it is I ought to have been
-sent for sooner."
-
-"No."
-
-"It can't be a midwifery case in your house?"
-
-"No."
-
-"You're very uncommunicative," said Dr. O'Grady. "What is it?"
-
-"A gun accident."
-
-"Very well. Why couldn't you have said so before? Wait a minute."
-
-Dr. O'Grady hurried into his surgery, collected a few instruments
-likely to be useful, some lint, iodoform, and other things. He stuffed
-these into a bag, slipped on a few more clothes and an overcoat.
-Then he left the house. He found Mr. Red sitting bolt upright in the
-motor car with his hands on the steering wheel. Dr. O'Grady got in
-beside him. During the drive Mr. Red did not speak a single word. He
-did not even answer questions. Dr. O'Grady was left entirely to his
-own thoughts. The fresh air had thoroughly awakened him, and, being
-naturally a man of active mind, he thought a good deal. It occurred to
-him at once that though gun accidents are common enough in the daytime
-they very rarely occur in the middle of the night. Good men go to bed
-before twelve o'clock, and no men, either good or bad, habitually clean
-guns or go out shooting between midnight and two A.M. Dr. O'Grady began
-to wonder how the accident had happened. It also struck him that Mr.
-Red's manners were peculiar. The man showed no sign of excitement. He
-was not exactly rude. He was not, so far as Dr. O'Grady could judge, in
-a bad temper. He was simply pompous, more pompous than any one whom Dr.
-O'Grady had ever met before. He seemed to be obsessed with an idea of
-his own enormous importance.
-
-The impression was not removed when the car drew up at Rosivera.
-Mr. Red blew three slow blasts on the horn, stepped out of the car,
-stalked up to the door, and then stood, as he had stood in front of Dr.
-O'Grady's house, upright, rigid, his arms stretched stiffly along his
-sides. The door was opened by the foreigner with the long black beard.
-No word was spoken. Mr. Red raised his left hand and made some passes
-in the air. His bearded friend raised his left hand and imitated the
-passes with perfect solemnity. Mr. Red crossed the threshold, turned,
-and solemnly beckoned to Dr. O'Grady to follow him.
-
-"I see," said the doctor, in a cheerful, conversational tone, "that you
-are all Freemasons here. It's an interesting profession. Or should I
-call it a religion? I'm not one myself. I always heard it involved a
-man in a lot of subscriptions to charities."
-
-Mr. Red made no reply. He crossed the hall, flung open a door with
-a magnificent gesture, and motioned Dr. O'Grady to enter the
-dining-room. The doctor hesitated for a moment. He was not a nervous
-man, but he was startled by what he saw. The room was brightly lit with
-four large lamps. The walls were hung with crimson cloth on which were
-embroidered curious beasts, something like crocodiles, but with much
-longer legs than crocodiles have, and with forked tongues. They were
-all bright yellow, and stood out vividly from their crimson background.
-
-"Enter," said Mr. Red.
-
-Dr. O'Grady faced the crocodiles. In the course of his medical
-experience he had often met men who had seen such beasts in unlikely
-places and been haunted by them unpleasantly; but his own conscience
-was clear. He was strictly temperate, and he knew that the pictures on
-the walls in front of him could not be a symptom of delirium. Mr. Red
-followed him into the room and shut the door. It was painted crimson on
-the inside, and a large yellow crocodile crawled across it.
-
-"I suppose," said Dr. O'Grady, "that you got leave from Lord Manton to
-paper and paint the house. I dare say this sort of thing"--he waved his
-hand towards the crocodile on the door, which was surrounded with a
-litter of repulsive young ones--"is the latest thing in art; but you'll
-excuse my saying that it's not precisely comfortable or soothing.
-I hope you don't intend to include one of those beasts in your new
-statue."
-
-Mr. Red made no reply. He crossed the room, opened a cupboard, and
-took out of it a bottle and some glasses. He set them on the table and
-poured out some wine. Dr. O'Grady, watching his movements, was inclined
-to revise the opinion that he had formed during the drive. Mr. Red was
-not merely pompous. He was majestic.
-
-"Drink," said Mr. Red.
-
-Dr. O'Grady looked at the wine dubiously. It was bright green. He was
-accustomed to purple, yellow, and even white beverages. He did not like
-the look of the stuff in the glass in front of him.
-
-"If," he said, "that is the liqueur which the French drink, absinthe,
-or whatever they call it, I think I won't venture on a whole claret
-glass of it. I'm a temperate man, and I must keep my hand steady if
-I'm to spend the rest of the night picking grains of shot out of your
-friend."
-
-"Drink," said Mr. Red again.
-
-Dr. O'Grady felt that it was time to assert himself. He was a friendly
-and good-tempered man, but he did not like being ordered about in
-monosyllables.
-
-"Look here," he said, "I'm not a Freemason, or a Rosicrucian, or
-an Esoteric Buddhist, or the Grand Llama of Thibet, or anything of
-that kind. I don't deny that your manner may be all right with other
-sculptors, or with those who are initiated into your secrets, and I
-dare say you have to live up to this thing in order to produce really
-first-rate statues. But I'm only an ordinary doctor and I'm not
-accustomed to it. If you have whisky or any other civilized drink, I
-don't mind taking a drop before I see the patient; but I'm not going
-to run the risk of intoxicating myself with some strange spirit. And
-what's more, I'm not going to be talked to as if you were a newly
-invented kind of automatic machine that can only utter one word at a
-time and won't say that unless a penny has been dropped into the slot."
-
-"Your fee," said Mr. Red, laying an envelope on the table.
-
-Dr. O'Grady took it up and opened it. It contained a ten pound Bank of
-England note. His slight irritation passed away at once. Never before
-in the course of his career as a doctor had he received so large a fee.
-Then a sharp suspicion crossed his mind. A fee of such extravagant
-amount must be meant to purchase something else besides his medical
-skill. Men, even if they are as rich as Mr. Red appeared to be, even
-if they have the eyes of a mad gander and an eccentric taste in house
-decoration, do not pay ten pounds to a country doctor for dressing a
-wound. Dr. O'Grady began to wonder whether he might not be called upon
-to deal with the victim of some kind of foul play, whether he were
-being paid to keep his mouth shut.
-
-"Follow me," said Mr. Red.
-
-Dr. O'Grady followed him out of the dining-room and up two flights of
-stairs. He made up his mind that his silence, supposing silence to be
-possible, was worth more than ten pounds. He determined to keep Mr.
-Red's secret if it did not turn out to be a very gruesome one, but
-to make Mr. Red pay handsomely. One hundred pounds was the amount he
-fixed on. That sum, divided between Mr. Lorraine Vavasour and Jimmy
-O'Loughlin, would pacify them both for a time.
-
-Mr. Red stopped outside a bedroom door, and Dr. O'Grady saw on it four
-large white letters, A.M.B.A. Mr. Red opened the door. On a bed at the
-far end of the room lay the servant who used to drive into Clonmore and
-buy things at Jimmy O'Loughlin's shop. He was lying face downwards and
-groaning.
-
-"Exert your skill as a physician," said Mr. Red, waving his hand in the
-direction of the bed.
-
-"Don't you be a damneder ass than you can help," said Dr. O'Grady
-cheerfully.
-
-He crossed the room and examined the man on the bed.
-
-"Look here," he said, turning to Mr. Red, "you told me that this man
-was suffering from the result of an accident he had had with a gun.
-Well, he isn't. I defy any man to scorch the skin off the backs of both
-his own legs with a gun. The thing simply couldn't be done."
-
-"Exert your skill as a physician, and be silent," said Mr. Red.
-
-"You may fancy yourself to be the Cham of Tartary," said Dr. O'Grady,
-"or Augustus Caesar, or Napoleon Bonaparte, or a Field Marshal in the
-army of the Emperor of Abyssinia, but you've got to give some account
-of how that man flayed the backs of his legs or else I'll have the
-police in here to-morrow."
-
-Mr. Red smiled, waved his hand loftily, and left the room.
-
-Dr. O'Grady, his professional instinct aroused, proceeded to dress the
-man's wounds. They were not dangerous, but they were extremely painful,
-and at first the doctor asked no questions. At length his curiosity
-became too strong for him.
-
-"How did you get yourself into such a devil of a state?" he asked.
-
-The man groaned.
-
-"It looks to me," said Dr. O'Grady, "as if you'd sat down in a bath of
-paraffin oil and then struck a match on the seat of your breeches. Was
-that how it happened?"
-
-The man groaned again.
-
-"If it wasn't that," said Dr. O'Grady, "you must have tied a string
-round your ankles, stuffed the legs of your trousers with boxes of
-matches, and then rubbed yourself against something until they went
-off. I can't imagine anything else that could have got you into the
-state that you're in."
-
-"I was smoking," said the man at last, "in the Chamber of Research."
-
-"In the what?"
-
-"It's what 'e calls it," said the man. "I don't know no other name for
-it."
-
-"Perhaps the floor of the Chamber of Research was covered with
-gunpowder behind where you were standing, and you dropped a lighted
-match into it."
-
-"'Ow was I to know the stuff would go off?"
-
-"If you knew it was gunpowder," said Dr. O'Grady, "you might have
-guessed it would go off if you dropped a match into it."
-
-"It weren't gunpowder, not likely. It were some bloomin' stuff 'e made.
-'E's always messing about making stuff, and none of it ever went off
-before."
-
-"If you mean Mr. Red," said Dr. O'Grady, "I can quite imagine that the
-stuff he made wouldn't go off. Unless, of course, it was intended not
-to. From what I've seen of him so far, I should say that his notion
-of manufacturing dynamite would be to take a hundredweight or so of
-toothpowder, and say to it, 'Powder, explode.' Still, you ought to have
-been more careful."
-
-"'E's a damned ass," said the man.
-
-"He is," said Dr. O'Grady. "Still, even an ass, if he goes on
-experimenting for four months in a chamber specially set apart for
-research, is sure to hit upon something that will explode by the end
-of the time. By the way, do you happen to know where he got that
-dining-room wall-paper with the crocodiles on it?"
-
-The door opened and Mr. Red stalked into the room.
-
-"Follow me," he said to Dr. O'Grady.
-
-"All right. I've finished with this fellow's legs for the present. I'll
-call again to-morrow afternoon, or rather, this afternoon. He'll get
-along all right. There's nothing to be frightened about. You may give
-him a little beef-tea and---- Damn it all! Augustus Caesar has gone!
-Good-bye, my man. I'll see you again soon. I must hurry off now. It
-won't do to keep the Field Marshal waiting. The crocodiles might get on
-his nerves if he was left too long in the room alone with them."
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER III
-
-
-Dr. O'Grady left the room and closed the door behind him. His spirits,
-owing to the ten-pound note which lay in his breast pocket, were
-cheerful. He whistled "The Minstrel Boy" as he walked along the
-passage. Just as he reached that part of the tune which goes with the
-discovery of the boy in the ranks of death he stopped abruptly and
-swore. He was seized from behind by two men, flung to the ground with
-some violence, and held there flat on his back. A few useless struggles
-convinced him that he could not make good his escape. He lay still and
-looked at his captors. The foreign gentleman with the long black beard
-was one of them. The other was the man whom Dr. O'Grady had declared
-to be a Norwegian. He was a powerful man, adorned with a mass of fair
-hair which fell down over his forehead and gave him a look of unkempt
-ferocity. Behind these two who knelt beside and on Dr. O'Grady stood
-Mr. Red.
-
-"Hullo, Emperor!" said the Doctor, "what's the game now? If you want
-a gladiatorial show, with me and these two swashbucklers as chief
-performers, you ought to have given me fair notice. You can't expect a
-man to put up much of a fight when he's caught from behind just as he's
-in the middle of whistling a tune."
-
-"You have learned too much," said Mr. Red, with fierce intensity.
-"It is necessary in the interests of the Brotherhood to secure your
-silence."
-
-"Right," said Dr. O'Grady. "You shall secure it. One hundred and fifty
-pounds down and the secrets of the Brotherhood are safe. Or if prompt
-cash inconveniences you in any way, I'll be quite content with your
-name on the back of a bill. Jimmy O'Loughlin would cash it."
-
-"I have passed judgment on you," said Mr. Red, "and the scales are
-depressed on the side of mercy. Your life is spared. You remain a
-captive until the plans of the Brotherhood are matured and discovery
-can be set at defiance. Then you will be released."
-
-"If that's all," said Dr. O'Grady, "you needn't have knocked me down
-and set these two brigands to kneel on my chest and legs. I haven't
-the slightest objection to remaining a captive. I shall enjoy it. Of
-course, I shall expect to be paid a reasonable fee for my time. I'm a
-professional man."
-
-"Number 2 and Number 3," said Mr. Red, "will bind you and convey you to
-the place of confinement."
-
-He spoke a few words to his assistants in a language which Dr. O'Grady
-did not understand. Two ropes were produced.
-
-"If you choose to tie me up," said Dr. O'Grady, "you can do it of
-course. But you'll simply be wasting time and energy. I've told you
-already that I don't in the least mind being a captive. Just you tell
-me the place you want me to go to, and if it isn't an insanitary,
-underground dungeon, I shall step into it with the greatest pleasure,
-and stay there without making the least attempt at escape as long as
-you choose to go on paying me my fees."
-
-"Give your parole," said Mr. Red.
-
-"Parole? Oh, yes, of course; I know the thing you mean now. I'll give
-it, certainly--swear it if you like. And now, like a good man, tell
-your fair-haired pirate to get off my legs. He's hurting my left ankle
-abominably."
-
-Mr. Red gave an order, and Dr. O'Grady was allowed to stand up.
-
-"Now for the cell," he said. "I know this house pretty well, and I
-should suggest that you give me the two rooms on the top floor which
-open into each other. And look here, Emperor, I'm a first-class
-political prisoner, of course. I'm not going to do any hard labour, or
-get out of bed before I want to in the morning. I must be decently fed,
-and supplied with tobacco. You agree to all that I suppose?"
-
-"Lead the prisoner upstairs," said Mr. Red.
-
-"One minute," said Dr. O'Grady. "We haven't settled yet about my fee.
-Let me see, what would you say--my time is valuable, you know. I have
-a very extensive practice, including the nobility and gentry of the
-neighbourhood; Lord Manton, for instance, and Jimmy O'Loughlin's wife.
-What would you say to----? Good Lord! Emperor, put that thing down, it
-might go off!"
-
-Mr. Red had taken a revolver from his pocket, and pointed it at Dr.
-O'Grady's head.
-
-"Lead the prisoner upstairs," he said.
-
-"I'm going all right," said Dr. O'Grady. "But, like a good man, put
-down that pistol. I dare say it's not loaded, and I'm sure you don't
-mean to pull the trigger; but it makes me feel nervous. If you injure
-me you will be in a frightful fix. There isn't another doctor nearer
-than Ballymoy, and he's no good of a surgeon. Do be careful."
-
-Mr. Red took no notice of this remonstrance. He held the revolver at
-arm's length, pointed straight at Dr. O'Grady's head. The doctor turned
-quickly and walked upstairs. He was ushered into a large empty room,
-and bidden to stand in a corner of it. Still covered by the threatening
-revolver he watched various preparations made, first for his security,
-then for his comfort. There were two windows in the room. The
-black-bearded foreigner nailed barbed wire across them in such a way as
-to make an entanglement through which it was impossible to thrust even
-a hand.
-
-"That's quite unnecessary," said Dr. O'Grady. "I'm familiar with this
-house, have been over it half a dozen times with Lord Manton, and I
-know that there's a sheer drop of thirty feet out of those windows on
-to the paved yard at the back of the house. I shouldn't dream of trying
-to jump out."
-
-Mr. Red stood with the revolver in his hand glaring at Dr. O'Grady. His
-two assistants left the room.
-
-"I do wish," said the doctor plaintively, "that you'd put that gun
-down."
-
-By way of reply, Mr. Red settled himself in an heroic attitude,
-something like that usually adopted by the hero on the cover of a
-sixpenny novel when he is defending his lady from desperate villains.
-He kept the revolver levelled at Dr. O'Grady's head. The bearded man,
-Number 2, returned, dragging a small iron bedstead after him. Number 3
-followed him with a mattress, pillows, and some blankets.
-
-"For me?" said Dr. O'Grady. "Thanks. Now fetch a washhand-stand, a jug
-and basin, a table, a couple of chairs, some food, tobacco, and a few
-books. Then I'll be able to manage along all right."
-
-One thing after another was added to the furniture of the room until
-it began to look fairly comfortable. Dr. O'Grady observed with
-satisfaction that a substantial meal was spread on the table, and a box
-of cigars laid on the washhand-stand.
-
-"Would it be any harm my asking," he said, "how long you intend to keep
-me here? I have some rather pressing engagements just at present, and
-I should like to have an idea when I'll get home. Of course, I don't
-press the question if it inconveniences the Brotherhood to answer it
-before the plans are matured."
-
-"You shall be paid at the rate of L4 a day during the time that you are
-detained," said Mr. Red.
-
-"Make it L5," said Dr. O'Grady, "and I'll stay a year with you and
-settle my own washing bills."
-
-"In four weeks," said Mr. Red, "the plans of the Brotherhood will be
-matured, and you can be released."
-
-"I'm sorry it's no longer," said Dr. O'Grady. "The arrangement is
-perfectly satisfactory to me. But look here, Emperor, have you taken
-into consideration that I shall be missed? Before four weeks are out
-they'll be certain to start out looking for me. Search parties will go
-out with lanterns and bloodhounds. You know the kind of thing I mean.
-They won't come straight here, of course; nobody has any reason to
-suppose that I'm in this house; but sooner or later they certainly will
-come. I don't mind telling you that there are a couple of men--Jimmy
-O'Loughlin for one, and Lorraine Vavasour for another--who will be
-particularly keen on finding me. What will you do when they turn up?"
-
-"The waters of the bay are deep," said Mr. Red grimly. "Your body will
-not be found."
-
-"I catch your meaning all right," said Dr. O'Grady, "but I think
-you'll make a mistake if you push things to extremes in that way.
-You've got the usual idea into your head that Ireland is a country
-in which every one kills any one they don't like, and no questions
-are ever asked. I don't in the least blame you for thinking so. Any
-intelligent man, reading the newspapers, would be forced to that
-conclusion; but, as a matter of fact, Ireland isn't that sort of
-country at all. We have our little differences with each other, of
-course; all high-spirited people quarrel now and then, but we really
-hardly ever drown anybody. We don't want to; but even if we were ever
-so keen we couldn't without great risk. The country is overrun with
-police, and---- I beg your pardon, did you speak?"
-
-Mr. Red had not actually spoken. He had snarled in a curious and
-vicious way.
-
-"The police----" said Dr. O'Grady.
-
-Mr. Red snarled again.
-
-"If you object to my mentioning them by name," said Dr. O'Grady,
-"I won't do it. All I wanted to say was that in Ireland they live
-extremely dull lives, and any little excitement--a cattle drive, or
-an escaped lunatic--is a positive godsend to them. A murder--perhaps
-I ought to say an informal execution, such as you contemplate--would
-bring them down to this neighbourhood in thousands. There'd be so many
-of them that they simply wouldn't be able to help tripping over my body
-wherever you hid it. Don't imagine that I'm saying all this with a view
-to preventing your cutting my throat. What I'm really thinking about,
-what you ought to be thinking about, is the Brotherhood. How will its
-plans ever be matured if you get yourself hanged? And they will hang
-you, you know."
-
-"I am prepared to die," said Mr. Red majestically, "in the cause of the
-Anti-Militarist Brotherhood of Anarchists."
-
-"Of course you are. Anybody who knows anything about military
-anarchists knows that. My point is that your life is too valuable
-to be thrown away. How would poor Long Beard get on? And the other
-fair-haired highwayman? Neither of them knows a word of English."
-
-"If the accursed minions of an effete tyranny seize me----!"
-
-"Quite so. I see your point. Death before dishonour, and all that kind
-of thing. But why let it come to that? I am perfectly willing to stay
-here as long as you like at the liberal salary you offer, cash down
-every evening. I'm quite as anxious as you are to keep the accursed
-minions of the what-do-you-call-it away from Rosivera. I don't mind
-telling you in confidence that I have reasons of my own for avoiding
-any contact with the law at present. In my particular case it isn't
-nearly so effete as you appear to think it ought to be. But I needn't
-go into all that. It wouldn't interest you, and it's no pleasure to
-me to talk about that beast Lorraine Vavasour. What I want to suggest
-is a simple and practicable way of avoiding all fuss, and keeping the
-accursed minions quiet in their barracks."
-
-"Speak," said Mr. Red.
-
-"I am speaking. For a man who hasn't had any breakfast this morning, I
-flatter myself I'm speaking pretty fluently. Don't be captious, Field
-Marshal. I don't mind your manner a bit, now that I'm getting used to
-it. I know that it's quite the right kind of manner for a military
-anarchist, but there's no use over-doing it."
-
-"Your plan?" said Mr. Red, fingering the revolver.
-
-"I wish you'd lay that weapon down, Emperor. I've told you half a dozen
-times that I haven't the least intention of trying to escape, and it
-will be a horrid nuisance if the thing goes off and injures me. My
-suggestion is simply this. I'll write a letter blotted all over with
-tears, saying that driven to desperation by Lorraine Vavasour and Jimmy
-O'Loughlin I've committed suicide, and that all search for my body will
-be vain. Owing to circumstances which I need not explain, circumstances
-not unconnected with Lorraine Vavasour, the story will be believed in
-Clonmore and no further steps will be taken in the matter. All you will
-have to do is to drop the letter into the pillar-box which is only half
-a mile from your gate. I happen to know that that box is cleared at
-eight P.M., so any time to-day will do. I'll address it to the police
-sergeant."
-
-Mr. Red gave an order to one of the two foreigners. The man left the
-room and returned in a few minutes with a supply of note-paper, a pen,
-and a bottle of ink. He laid them beside the food on the table in the
-middle of the room.
-
-"Write," said Mr. Red.
-
-"I forgot to mention," said Dr. O'Grady, "that I'm engaged to be
-married to a young lady in Leeds. Miss Blow is her name--Adeline Maud
-Blow. I dare say you've heard of her father in connection with cigars.
-He's a tobacconist and advertises a good deal. 'Blow's beauties,
-twopence each.' You must have heard of them. They're beastly things as
-a matter of fact, and I don't recommend them to friends, but they're
-amazingly popular."
-
-"Write," said Mr. Red.
-
-"I am going to write. Don't hustle me, like a good man. What I want to
-say to you is this, that I must send a line to Adeline Maud as well as
-to the police sergeant. I want to tell her that I'm not really dead,
-only bluffing."
-
-"That," said Mr. Red, "is impossible."
-
-"Nonsense. There's nothing impossible about it. It's just as easy to
-write two letters as one. I shan't mention the Brotherhood to her, and
-if I did she would have more sense than to talk about it. If you don't
-believe me you can read the letter yourself."
-
-"I trust no woman."
-
-"That," said Dr. O'Grady, "is a most illiberal sentiment, and I'm
-surprised to hear you utter it. If you'd been an old-fashioned Tory
-now, or an Irish landlord, or a Liberal Cabinet Minister, I could have
-understood your position; but in a military----"
-
-"Anti-militarist," said Mr. Red.
-
-"That's what I meant. In an anti-militarist, that sort of prejudice
-against women is most inconsistent. Who was it that hammered a nail
-into Sisera's head? A woman, and an anti-military woman. Who was it
-that stuck a knife into that horrid beast Marat, when he was sitting
-in his bath? A woman again. Who was it that shot that Russian governor
-the other day? I've forgotten her name for the minute, but you know who
-I mean. It was a woman. She did for him on a railway platform. And yet
-you stand up there calling yourself an advanced kind of anarchist, and
-say that you can't trust a woman. Emperor, you ought to be ashamed of
-yourself. Just think the matter out and you'll see that when it comes
-to thorough-going, out-and-out revolutions women are quite the most
-trustworthy kind of people there are."
-
-Mr. Red gave another brief order in his foreign language. The
-fair-haired anarchist stepped forward and took away the note-paper, pen
-and ink.
-
-"What are you at now?" said Dr. O'Grady. "Surely to goodness you're not
-going back on the suicide plan? Oh, very well. I can't help it. But
-you'll be sorry afterwards when the police come here looking for me."
-
-"I have spoken," said Mr. Red.
-
-"You have not. You've growled occasionally, but nobody could call your
-remarks speaking."
-
-"I leave you," said Mr. Red. "Remember."
-
-"Remember what? Oh, you're going, are you? Just wait one instant. You
-refuse to let me write to Adeline Maud. Very well. You don't know
-Adeline Maud, but I do. Even supposing the police can't find me, or my
-body after you've cut my throat, and supposing that Jimmy O'Loughlin
-and Lorraine Vavasour give up the pursuit--from what I know of Lorraine
-I think it most unlikely that he will--you'll still have to reckon with
-Adeline Maud. She's a most determined young woman. All the perseverance
-which has gone to making 'Blow's beauties' the popular smokes they are
-at twopence each has descended from her father to her. When she finds
-out that I've disappeared she'll go on searching till she finds me.
-The ordinary sleuth-hound is absolutely nothing to her for persistence
-in the chase. It will be far wiser for you--in the interests of the
-Brotherhood I mean--to let me head her off, by telling her that I'll
-turn up again all right."
-
-"Farewell," said Mr. Red.
-
-"I ought to mention before you go," said Dr. O'Grady, "that Adeline
-Maud may be in Clonmore to-morrow. I'm expecting a visit---- Damn it!
-The fool is gone and shut the door behind him."
-
-Mr. Red had, in fact, entirely ignored the announcement of Miss
-Blow's impending arrival. He and his two friends left the room, and,
-distrustful of the parole which had been given, locked the door behind
-them. Dr. O'Grady turned to the breakfast provided for him with an
-excellent appetite.
-
-"Silly old ass that Emperor is," he murmured. "I suppose now he'll go
-and sit down beside his yellow crocodiles in the dining-room and try to
-invent some new kind of dynamite. He ought, as a matter of fact, to be
-in an asylum. Some day he will be if he doesn't blow himself up first.
-Anyhow this is a jolly good business for me. If he chooses to pay me
-four pounds a day for sitting here twiddling my thumbs, I'm quite
-content. I only hope it will be some time before they think of looking
-for me at Rosivera. I must try and hit on a plan for putting the police
-off the scent. I wonder how long it will last. The Field Marshal
-suggested four weeks. Seven times four--even putting it as low as four
-pounds a day--and I'll try to screw him up a bit--seven times four are
-twenty-eight. And four times twenty-eight is a hundred and twelve. That
-with the tenner I've got will make L122. I'll make a clear L100 out of
-it anyway, and they won't have time to elect another dispensary doctor
-before I get out."
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER IV
-
-
-Patsy Devlin strolled into the Imperial Hotel at noon. He found Jimmy
-O'Loughlin, the proprietor, behind the bar, and was served at once with
-a pint of porter.
-
-"It's fine weather for the hay, thanks be to God," he observed.
-
-In Connacht the hay harvest is gathered during the month of August, and
-Patsy's comment on the weather was seasonable.
-
-"I've seen worse," said Jimmy O'Loughlin. "But what's on you at all,
-Patsy, that you haven't been next or nigh the place this two months or
-more?"
-
-"Be damn! but after the way you behaved over the election of the
-inspector of sheep dipping, the wonder is that I'd ever enter your door
-again. What would hinder you giving me the job as soon as another?"
-
-Jimmy O'Loughlin did not wish to discuss the subject. He was, as a
-trader ought to be, a peaceful individual, anxious to live on good
-terms with all possible customers. He realized that the election was a
-subject on which Patsy was likely to feel bitterly. He filled another
-glass with porter from the tap and handed it silently across the
-counter. Patsy tendered a coin in payment.
-
-"I'll not take it from you," said Jimmy O'Loughlin heartily. "It would
-be a queer thing if I wouldn't give you a sup at my own expense now
-that you are here after all this length of time. How's herself?"
-
-Patsy Devlin took a pull at the second pint of porter.
-
-"She's only middling. She was complaining these two days of an
-impression on the chest, and a sort of rumbling within in herself that
-wouldn't let her rest easy in her bed."
-
-"Do you tell me that? And did you fetch the doctor to her?"
-
-"I did not then."
-
-"And why not?"
-
-Patsy Devlin finished the porter and winked across the bar at Jimmy
-O'Loughlin. Jimmy failed to catch the meaning of the wink.
-
-"If it was a red ticket you wanted," he said, "you know very well that
-you've nothing to do but ask me for it. But Dr. O'Grady, the poor man,
-would go to you without that."
-
-"If I did be wanting a red ticket," said Patsy, "it wouldn't be you I'd
-ask for it. There's them would give it to me and maybe something along
-with it, and what's more, did give it to me no later than this morning."
-
-"Well," said Jimmy, who guessed at the identity of the unnamed
-benefactor, "and if so be that his lordship is after giving you the
-ticket, why didn't you go and fetch the doctor to herself?"
-
-"I went for him right enough."
-
-"And do you mean to tell me that he refused to attend the call and you
-with the red ticket in your hand? For if he did----"
-
-"He wasn't within when I went for him."
-
-The explanation was perfectly simple and natural; but Jimmy O'Loughlin,
-noting the manner in which it was given, realized there was something
-behind it.
-
-"What do you mean?" he asked.
-
-Patsy Devlin winked again. Jimmy, vaguely anxious, but not knowing what
-to fear, handed his visitor a third pint of porter.
-
-"I'm thinking," said Patsy, "that it's about time for us to be making a
-move in the matter of collecting funds for the horse races and athletic
-sports. The season's going on and if we don't have them before the end
-of the month the days will be getting short on us. I suppose now I may
-put you down for a pound the same as last year?"
-
-"You may," said Jimmy. "But what was it you were after telling me about
-Dr. O'Grady?"
-
-"Does he owe you any money?"
-
-"He does, a power."
-
-"Then you'll not see it. Devil the penny of it ever you'll handle, no
-matter how you try."
-
-Patsy chuckled. He had nourished a grudge against Jimmy O'Loughlin ever
-since the election of the inspector of sheep dipping.
-
-"And why will I not?"
-
-"Because the doctor's gone, that's why. He's off to America, and every
-stick of furniture he owns is gone along with him."
-
-"He is not," said Jimmy. "He couldn't. It was only last night he passed
-this door, looking the same as usual. I was speaking to him myself, and
-him on his way home after being out beyond in the bog."
-
-"It was last night he went."
-
-"He couldn't. Sure you know as well as I do there's no train."
-
-"There's the goods that passes at one o'clock. What would hinder him
-getting into one of them cattle trucks? Who'd see him? Anyway, whether
-it was that way he went or another, he's gone. And you may be looking
-for your money from New York. Be damn! but I'd take half a crown for
-all of it you'll ever get."
-
-"I don't believe you," said Jimmy; but it was evident that he was
-fighting desperately against conviction.
-
-"Go round to the house then yourself and you'll see. He's not in it,
-and what's more he didn't leave it this morning, for old Biddy Halloran
-was watching out for him along the road the way he'd renew the bottle
-he gave her for the rheumatism, and if he'd gone out she'd have seen
-him."
-
-"It might be," said Jimmy, "that he was called out in the night and
-didn't get back yet."
-
-"It might; but it wasn't. I'm after spending the morning since ten
-o'clock making inquiries here and there, and devil the one there is in
-the parish sick enough to be fetching the doctor out in the middle of
-the night. If there was I'd have heard of it. And Father Moroney would
-have heard of it, but he didn't, for I asked him this minute."
-
-"And what did he say?"
-
-"He said very much what I'm saying myself, that the doctor's gone.
-'And small blame to him,' says Father Moroney, 'with the way that old
-reprobate of a Jimmy O'Loughlin, who's no better than a gombeen man,
-has him persecuted for the trifle of money he owes.' It's the truth I'm
-telling you."
-
-It was not the truth, but it could scarcely be called a lie, for the
-essence of a lie is the desire to deceive, and Patsy Devlin invented
-the speech he put into the priest's mouth without the least hope of
-its being believed. The best he expected was to exasperate Jimmy
-O'Loughlin. Even in this he failed.
-
-"If so be he's gone," said Jimmy, "and I wouldn't say but he might,
-I'd as soon he got clear off out of this as not. I'll lose upwards
-of thirty pounds by him, but I'd sooner lose it than see the doctor
-tormented by that bloodsucker of a fellow from Dublin that has a bill
-of his. I've a great liking for the doctor, and always had. He was an
-innocent poor man that wouldn't harm a child, besides being pleasant
-and agreeable as e'er a one you'd meet."
-
-Patsy Devlin felt aggrieved. He had sprung his mine on Jimmy
-O'Loughlin, and the wretched thing had somehow failed to explode. He
-had looked forward to enjoying a torrent of oaths and bitter speeches
-directed against the absconding debtor. He had hoped to see Jimmy
-writhe in impotent rage at the loss of his money.
-
-"Be damn!" he said helplessly.
-
-"And anyway," said Jimmy O'Loughlin, "there's the furniture of the
-house left, and it'll be a queer thing if I don't get a hold of the
-best of it before ever the Dublin man--Vavasour or some such they call
-him--hears that the doctor's gone."
-
-There was no more spirit left in Patsy Devlin. He did not even repeat
-the obviously incredible statement that the doctor had secretly carried
-his furniture away with him in the middle of the night.
-
-"The train's in," he said, changing the subject abruptly, "for I hear
-the cars coming down from the station. If so be now that there should
-be a traveller in belonging to one of them drapery firms, or Campbell's
-traveller with the flour, you might give me the word so as I can get a
-subscription out of him for the sports. The most use those fellows are
-is to subscribe to one thing or another where subscriptions is needed."
-
-Jimmy O'Loughlin nodded. He realized the importance of the commercial
-traveller as a contributor to local funds of every kind. He left the
-door and reached the bar of the hotel just as his bus, a ramshackle,
-dilapidated vehicle drawn by a sickly horse, drew up. It contained a
-lady. Jimmy O'Loughlin appraised her at a glance as she stepped out of
-the bus. She was dressed in a grey tweed coat and skirt of good cut and
-expensive appearance. She wore gloves which looked almost new, and she
-had an umbrella with a silver handle. She was tall and carried herself
-with the air of one who was accustomed to command service from those
-around her. Her way of walking reminded Jimmy O'Loughlin of Lady Flavia
-Canning, Lord Manton's daughter; but this lady was a great deal younger
-and better looking than Lady Flavia. Jimmy O'Loughlin allowed his eyes
-to leave her for an instant and seek the roof of the bus. On it was a
-large travelling trunk, a handsome bag, and a bundle of rugs and golf
-clubs. Jimmy's decision was made in an instant. He addressed his guest
-as "my lady."
-
-She made no protest against the title.
-
-"Can I get a room in this hotel?" she asked.
-
-"Certainly, my lady. Why not? Thomas, will you bring the lady's luggage
-in at once and take it up to number two, that's the front room on the
-first floor. Your ladyship will be wanting a private sitting-room?"
-
-"If I do," she said, "I shall ask for it."
-
-Jimmy O'Loughlin was snubbed, but he bore no malice. A lady of title
-has a right to snub hotel-keepers. He stole a glance at the label
-on her luggage as Thomas, the driver of the bus, passed him with the
-trunk on his shoulders. He discovered that she was not a lady of title.
-"Miss A. M. Blow," he read. "Passenger to Clonmore." The name struck
-him as being familiar, but for a moment he could not recollect where he
-had heard it. Then he remembered. Miss Blow passed upstairs guided by
-Bridgy, the maid. Patsy Devlin emerged from the bar.
-
-"It's the doctor's young lady," whispered Jimmy O'Loughlin.
-
-"Is it, be damn? How do you know that?"
-
-"Didn't he often tell me," said Jimmy, "that he was to be married to
-a young lady out of Leeds or one of them towns beyond in England, and
-that her name was Miss Blow? And didn't I see it on her trunk, 'Miss A.
-M. Blow'? Would there be two in the world of the name?"
-
-"And what would bring her down to Clonmore?"
-
-"How would I know? Unless maybe she's heard of the misfortunes that has
-the doctor pretty near bet. She might have seen his name in the paper
-when the judgment was gave against him."
-
-"She might; but if she did wouldn't she keep away from him as far as
-ever she could?"
-
-"She would not," said Jimmy O'Loughlin. "That's not the sort she is. I
-seen her and you didn't."
-
-"I did."
-
-"Well, and if you did you might have known that she'd be the sort that
-would come down after him the minute she got word of the trouble that
-was on him. Believe you me, Patsy Devlin, that's a fine girl."
-
-"She's a good-looking one anyway," said Patsy, "but mighty proud, I'd
-say."
-
-"You may say that. I'd sooner she married the doctor than me, and
-that's the truth."
-
-"What'll she do now," said Patsy, "when she finds that the doctor's
-gone and left her?"
-
-"It'll be best," said Jimmy, "if we keep it from her."
-
-"How can you keep it from her when the man's gone? Won't she be asking
-to see him?"
-
-"There's ways of doing things. What would you say now if I was to tell
-her that the doctor had gone off on a holiday for six weeks with the
-permission of the Board of Guardians and that there'd have to be a
-substitute appointed in his place? Would she be contented with that, do
-you think?"
-
-"She might," said Patsy, "but she might not. She'd be wanting his
-address anyway."
-
-"If she wanted it, it would be mighty hard to keep it from the like of
-that one."
-
-"You haven't got it to give, and so you can't give it," said Patsy.
-
-Miss Blow came downstairs as he spoke and walked up to Jimmy O'Loughlin.
-
-"Will you kindly have some luncheon ready for me," she said, "at two
-o'clock?"
-
-"Certainly, miss, why not? Is there any particular thing that your
-ladyship would fancy, such as a chop or the like?"
-
-He reverted to the "ladyship" again, although he knew her name and
-degree. The girl's manner seemed to force him to. She deserved
-something better than a mere "miss."
-
-"In the meanwhile will you be so good as to tell me where Dr. O'Grady
-lives?"
-
-"Is it Dr. O'Grady? Well, now, never a nicer gentleman there is about
-the place, nor one that's more thought of, or better liked than Dr.
-O'Grady. It's him that does be taking his dinner up at the Castle with
-the old lord and attending to his duties to the poor the same as if he
-was one of themselves. Many's the time I've said to him: 'Dr O'Grady,'
-says I, 'if anything was to take you away out of Clonmore, and I don't
-deny but what you ought to be in a less backward place, but if ever----
-'"
-
-"Will you be so good as to tell me where he lives?" said Miss Blow.
-
-Patsy Devlin interposed at this point of the conversation with an air
-of contempt for Jimmy O'Loughlin.
-
-"Can't you stop your talking," he said, "and tell the lady where the
-doctor lives?"
-
-Jimmy cast a venomous glance at him.
-
-"I will tell your ladyship to be sure. Why not? But it will be of no
-use for you to go to call on him to-day. Patsy Devlin here is after
-telling me this minute that he's not at home."
-
-Miss Blow turned to Patsy.
-
-"Do you know," she asked, "when he's likely to be back?"
-
-"I do not, my lady. But I'd say it wouldn't be for a couple of days
-anyway."
-
-"A couple of days! Where has he gone to?"
-
-"It's what Mr. O'Loughlin there was just after telling me, your
-ladyship, and he's the Chairman of the Board of Guardians, that the
-doctor did ask for leave to go on a holiday. But I wouldn't say that
-he'd be away for very long."
-
-"When did he ask for a holiday?" said Miss Blow to Jimmy O'Loughlin.
-
-"It was Patsy Devlin told me," said Jimmy; "and six weeks was the time
-that he mentioned."
-
-Miss Blow turned again to Patsy Devlin; but he had vanished. Having
-committed Jimmy O'Loughlin, as Chairman of the Board of Guardians, to
-the fact of the doctor's holiday, he slipped quietly into the bar.
-
-"I don't believe," said Miss Blow, "that you're telling me the truth."
-
-"He was not," said Jimmy, sacrificing his friend with the utmost
-promptitude. "It's seldom he does that same. Devil the bigger liar,
-begging your ladyship's pardon for the word, devil the bigger liar
-there is in Connacht than that same Patsy Devlin, and it's what every
-one that knows him would tell you."
-
-"I don't," said Miss Blow severely, "see very much to choose between
-you and him."
-
-In England people have a great regard for the truth so long as it
-does not interfere with business. Miss Blow expressed her scorn for
-the two men who had tried to deceive her quite plainly both by her
-words and the tone in which she spoke them. In Connacht truth is less
-respected. Good manners and consideration for other people's feelings
-are looked upon as virtues superior to blunt accuracy of statement.
-Jimmy O'Loughlin lied feebly, but he lied with the best intentions. He
-wanted to spare Miss Blow the knowledge that her lover had deserted
-her. In return she insulted him; but even under the sting of her words
-he recollected that courtesy is due to every lady, especially to one as
-good-looking as Miss Blow. It was not until she had turned her back on
-him and left the hotel that he murmured under his breath--
-
-"May the Lord help the poor doctor if it ever comes to his being
-married by the like of her!"
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER V
-
-
-Miss Blow came back for her luncheon, and then, asking no more help
-or advice from Jimmy O'Loughlin, went out and made her way to Dr.
-O'Grady's house. It stood a few hundred yards from the village in the
-middle of a small field. Miss Blow knocked and rang at the door, though
-she had no real expectation of its being opened to her. She walked
-round the house and peered in at the windows. The rooms on the ground
-floor showed every sign of having been recently occupied by a person
-of untidy habits. She reached the yard, surveyed the coach house and
-the stable which had once sheltered a good horse. She tried the kitchen
-door and found it bolted against her. The kitchen had a disused and
-neglected appearance which puzzled her. She returned to the front of
-the house and sat down on a stone to think out the position in which
-she found herself.
-
-Patsy Devlin, who had followed her from the hotel, watched her
-proceedings from a distance with great interest. He afterwards made
-a report to Jimmy O'Loughlin, a masterly report which interpreted
-her actions, and added a picturesque touch at the end. Patsy Devlin
-would have written good histories if fortune had made him a university
-professor instead of a blacksmith.
-
-"You'd have been sorry for the creature," he said, "if you'd seen her
-sitting there on a lump of a stone with the tears running down the two
-cheeks of her the same as if you were after beating her with a stick."
-
-"I am sorry for her," said Jimmy. "It's herself has her own share of
-trouble before her when she finds out that the doctor's off to America
-without so much as leaving word for her to go after him."
-
-It did not seem likely that Miss Blow would easily arrive at a
-knowledge of the full extent of her misery. Biddy Halloran, the
-rheumatic old lady who had waited long on the roadside for the doctor
-in the morning, was still lurking near the house when Miss Blow reached
-it. She, like Patsy Devlin, watched the examination of the premises
-with deep interest. When Miss Blow sat down on the stone, Biddy
-Halloran hobbled up to her.
-
-"Is it the doctor you're looking for?" she said. "For if it is, it's
-hardly ever you'll see him again."
-
-Miss Blow was startled, and demanded an explanation of the words.
-Biddy, who was slightly deaf, pretended to be very deaf indeed. Miss
-Blow's clear voice and determination of manner subdued her in the end.
-She professed to be the only person in Clonmore who really knew what
-had happened to the doctor.
-
-"Holidays, is it?" she said, recollecting what Patsy Devlin had told
-her, "no, nor work either. It's to Dublin he's gone, and it's little
-pleasure he'll find there. Och, but he was a fine man and it's a pity
-of him!"
-
-"Tell me at once," said Miss Blow, "what he went to Dublin to do."
-
-"There was a lump in the inside of him," said Biddy, "a gathering like;
-and many's the time he told me of that same. It was the size of a young
-pullet's egg, and you'd feel it lepping when you put your hand on it,
-the same as it might be a trout. 'Biddy, agra,' he says, speaking to
-me, as it might be to yourself or to some other young lady that would
-be in it, instead of an old woman like myself, 'medicine's no good,'
-says he, 'but the knife is what's wanted.' 'Would you not be afeared,'
-I said, 'to be trusting yourself to them murdering doctors up in
-Dublin, and maybe a young lady somewhere that would be crying her eyes
-out after you, and you dead?' 'I would not be afeared,' says he--och,
-but he was a fine man!--'only I wouldn't like the girl that's to be
-married to me to know,' says he; 'I'd be obliged to you if you'd keep
-it from her,' says he; 'and what's more, I'll go to-morrow.'"
-
-Miss Blow did not believe a word of it, but old Biddy Halloran reaped
-her reward. Jimmy O'Loughlin, when the conversation was reported to
-him, sent her a present of a bottle of patent medicine which had been
-a long time in the shop and appeared to be unsaleable. It professed to
-cure indigestion, and to free the system from uric acid if taken in
-teaspoonfuls after meals. Biddy Halloran rubbed it into her knees and
-felt her rheumatic pains greatly relieved.
-
-Miss Blow sought and, after many inquiries, found the woman who had
-acted as Dr. O'Grady's house-keeper, and had basely deserted him in
-the hour of his extremest need. She had taken refuge, as a temporary
-lodger, with Patsy Devlin's wife. It was understood that she would pay
-for her board and lodging when her solicitor succeeded in recovering
-the wages due to her. The news of the doctor's flight had depressed
-her. She felt that she was greatly wronged; but even when smarting from
-her loss, she was not so heartless as to revenge herself by telling the
-terrible truth to an innocent and beautiful creature like Miss Blow.
-She gave it as her opinion that the doctor, driven to desperation,
-perhaps almost starved, had poisoned himself. He had, she asserted,
-bottles enough in his surgery to poison the whole country. His body,
-she believed, was lying in the house behind the locked doors.
-
-"If so be," she added, "that the rats haven't him ate; for the like of
-that house with rats, I never seen. Many's the time, when the doctor
-would be out, I've sat the whole evening on the kitchen table, with my
-legs tucked up under me, and them running across the floor the same as
-hens would come to you when you'd be calling them. You couldn't put
-down a dish out of your hand, but they'd whip the bit off of it before
-your eyes, without you'd have some sort of a cover to put over it."
-
-No one who was even slightly acquainted with Dr. O'Grady could suppose
-him capable of suicide under any conceivable circumstances. Miss Blow,
-who of course knew him well, was quite unimpressed by the housekeeper's
-horrible suggestion. But she realized that the truth, whatever it was,
-was not to be reached by inquiries. Jimmy O'Loughlin and Patsy Devlin
-lied to her. So did Biddy Halloran. So did the house-keeper. There was
-evidently an organized conspiracy among the people of Clonmore for
-the concealment of the truth. Miss Blow had a logical mind. It seemed
-plain to her that if everybody agreed to tell lies the truth must be
-something of a dangerous or uncomfortable kind. She had some knowledge
-of Ireland, gleaned from the leading articles of English newspapers.
-She knew, for instance, that it was a country of secret societies, of
-midnight murders, of defeated justice, of lawlessness which scorned
-the cloak of hypocrisy. She had heard of reigns of terror, emphasized
-by the epithet "veritable." She was firmly convinced that the lives
-of respectable people were not safe on the west side of the Shannon.
-Her father, Mr. Blow of the cigars, was an earnest politician, and at
-election times his house was full of literature about Ireland which his
-daughter read. Her experience of the people of Clonmore went far beyond
-her worst expectations. She made up her mind that Dr. O'Grady had been
-murdered; that everybody in the place knew the fact; and that, either
-through fear or an innate fondness for crime, no one would help to
-bring the murderers to justice.
-
-It is very much to her credit that she did not take the next train
-home; for she must have thought that her own life was in great danger.
-But she was a young woman of determination and courage. She made up her
-mind to discover and bring to the scaffold the men who had done away
-with Dr. O'Grady. Her suspicions fastened, in the first instance, on
-Jimmy O'Loughlin and Patsy Devlin.
-
-"Mr. O'Loughlin," she said, when she returned to the hotel after her
-interview with the housekeeper, "kindly tell me who is the nearest
-magistrate."
-
-"You haven't far to go to look for a magistrate, miss, if that's all
-you want. I'm one myself."
-
-"I don't believe you," said Miss Blow, rudely.
-
-"Maybe not," said Jimmy; "but I'm telling you the truth for all that.
-Let you go into the Petty Sessions Court to-morrow, and see if I'm not
-sitting there on the bench; with the police and Mr. Goddard himself,
-that's the officer, if he happens to be over from Ballymoy, doing what
-I bid them, be that same agreeable to them or not; and oftener it's
-not, for them police think a lot of themselves. When you see me there
-administering the law you'll be sorry for what you're after saying.
-It's the Chairman of the Urban District Council I am, and an ex-officio
-magistrate, thanks be to God."
-
-"Is there any other magistrate in the neighbourhood?"
-
-"There is not; for the R. M. lives away off at Ballymoy, and that's
-better than twelve miles from this. There's ne'er another, only myself
-and Lord Manton up at the Castle, and he never sits on the bench from
-one year's end to another, unless maybe there's a job on that he'd like
-to have his finger in."
-
-The title produced its effect on Miss Blow. Earls are much less common
-in the industrial districts of England than they are in Ireland.
-The statistics have never been exactly worked out, but there can be
-little doubt that there are far more earls to every thousand common
-men in Ireland than in any other part of the three kingdoms. This is
-not because governments are more generous to the Irish in the matter
-of titles. The explanation is to be found in the fact that untitled
-people in Ireland tend to disappear, thinned out by famine, emigration,
-and various diseases, while the earls survive. In England it is the
-noblemen who die away, being, as every reader of popular English
-novels knows, a degraded set of men, addicted to frightful vices,
-whereas the working men and the great middle class increase rapidly,
-their morality being of a very superior kind. Curiously enough, the
-English, though perfectly aware of the facts, respect their debauched
-earls greatly, on account, it may be supposed, of their rarity. The
-Irish, on the other hand, think very little of an earl, regard him as
-in many respects similar to an ordinary man; earls being, as has been
-said, comparatively common in Ireland. Miss Blow, who had never to her
-knowledge seen an earl, brightened up at the mention of Lord Manton.
-
-"I'll go up to the Castle," she said, "and see him to-morrow morning."
-
-Jimmy O'Loughlin sent a message to Patsy Devlin, asking him to call
-at the hotel that evening. The fact that he had not been elected
-inspector of sheep dipping still rankled in Patsy's mind. He blamed
-Jimmy O'Loughlin more than any one else for his rejection. He made up
-his mind to obey the summons, but not to be seduced from the path of
-righteous wrath by porter or whisky. He would refuse contemptuously to
-oblige Jimmy in any way.
-
-He was received in Jimmy O'Loughlin's private office, a small room
-at the back of the hotel, which looked out on the yard. The walls
-were adorned with two pictures, enlarged photographs of eminent
-ecclesiastics with small eyes and puffy cheeks. The table was mahogany
-and was covered with circular stains of various sizes. There was a
-sideboard with a very dilapidated cruet-stand and two teapots on it.
-The chairs were all rickety. A writing-desk, which stood under the
-window, was littered with a number of exceedingly dirty papers. On the
-table in the middle of the room, by way of preparation for Patsy's
-visit, were arranged a jug of porter, a bottle of whisky, a water
-croft, and several tumblers.
-
-"Fill your glass," said Jimmy hospitably, "and light your pipe. You can
-start on the porter, and finish up with the spirits."
-
-Patsy poured out the porter suspiciously, and drank a tumbler full
-without any sign of appreciation.
-
-"There isn't one about the place," said Jimmy, "that's better
-acquainted with the old earl up at the Castle than yourself. He thinks
-a deal of you, and well he may."
-
-"He gave me a letter," said Patsy, "at the time of the election. But
-it's little heed you or the rest of them paid to it."
-
-Jimmy was anxious to avoid the subject of the election.
-
-"I'm told," he said, "that whatever you might ask of him, he'd do."
-
-Patsy was susceptible to flattery of this kind.
-
-"He always thought a deal of me and my father before me," he said.
-"You could tell the opinion he had of me by the letter he wrote. And
-why wouldn't he when either my father or myself put the shoes on every
-horse that's come and gone from the Castle this fifty years."
-
-"I could tell what he thought of you," said Jimmy. "Sure anybody could."
-
-"You could tell it, if so be you read the letter."
-
-"The doctor's young lady," said Jimmy, "is going up to see the earl
-to-morrow. The Lord save her! but she's half distracted with grief this
-minute."
-
-"And what good will going to the Castle do her? Sure he doesn't know
-where the doctor is no more than another."
-
-"He might tell her the truth," said Jimmy.
-
-"Be damn! but he might, not knowing."
-
-"And if he did, the girl's heart would be broke."
-
-"It would surely."
-
-"We've kept it from her," said Jimmy, "and may the Lord forgive us for
-the lies we're after telling, fresh ones every hour of the day. And if
-so be that now, at the latter end, she hears how the doctor has gone
-and left her it'll go through her terrible, worse than the influenza."
-
-"And what would you consider would be best to be done?" asked Patsy.
-
-"I was thinking that maybe, if you was to see him to-morrow, early,
-before ever she gets at him with her questions, and if you were to give
-him the word, that it might be, coming from a man like yourself that he
-has a respect for, that he'd hold off from telling her."
-
-"He might."
-
-"And will you do it, Patsy Devlin? Will you do it for the sake of the
-fine young girl that's upstairs, this minute, heart scalded with the
-sorrow that's on her?"
-
-"It's little you deserve the like from me," said Patsy, "you nor the
-rest of the Guardians. But I'll do it for the sake of the girl."
-
-"I knew you would," said Jimmy. "It's a good heart you have in you,
-Patsy Devlin, and a feeling for them that's in distress. But the
-porter's finished. Will I draw you another jug of the same, or will you
-try the whisky for a change?"
-
-Patsy indicated the whisky bottle with his thumb. He remained lost in
-deep thought while the cork was drawn and a considerable quantity of
-the spirit poured into the tumbler before him. Indeed, so complete was
-his abstraction that the glass might have been absolutely filled with
-undiluted whisky if Jimmy had not, of his own accord, stayed the flow
-of it.
-
-"I'm collecting the town and the neighbourhood," said Patsy, "for the
-sports, and there's no reason that I can see why I shouldn't call on
-his lordship to-morrow and ask for a subscription."
-
-"You might."
-
-"And in the course of conversation I could draw down about the doctor
-and the young lady and give him the word."
-
-"Take care now would she be beforehand with you, if so be you were a
-bit late in going."
-
-"Let you see to that," said Patsy.
-
-"I might try," said Jimmy; "but she's that headstrong and determined
-it's hard to stop her once she takes the notion into her head."
-
-"Be damn!" said Patsy, "but however you manage you'll have to stop her.
-The old earl doesn't have his breakfast took till near ten o'clock, and
-if I was to try to see him before half-past ten, he'd eat the face off
-me."
-
-"I'll do the best I can," said Jimmy. "I'll tell Bridgy to have the
-breakfast late on her. She does be wanting it at half-past eight."
-
-"Let her want. If she gets it by half-past nine itself oughtn't she to
-be content? There's many a house where she wouldn't get it then."
-
-"Content or not," said Jimmy heroically, "it's at half-past nine she'll
-have it to-morrow anyway."
-
-"And after that," said Patsy, "it could be that the horse might be lame
-the way she'd have to walk."
-
-"It could."
-
-"And if you sent her round by the big gate," said Patsy, "it would put
-a couple of miles on her beyond what she'd have to walk if she was to
-go up through the deer park."
-
-"It would," said Jimmy; "but the talk she'll give after will be
-terrible to listen to."
-
-"Don't tell me. A young lady like her wouldn't know how to curse."
-
-"It's not cursing," said Jimmy, "but it's a way she has of speaking
-that would make you feel as if the rats beyond in the haggard was
-Christians compared to you."
-
-"Let her talk."
-
-"And she looks at you straight in the face," said Jimmy, "the same as
-if she was trying to see what would be in the inside of your head, and
-feeling middling sure all the time that there wasn't much in it, beyond
-the sweepings of the street."
-
-"It's for her own good you're doing it," said Patsy.
-
-There was some consolation in the thought. But Patsy, even while making
-the suggestion, felt that a good conscience is not always a sufficient
-support in well-doing.
-
-"You might," he added, "be out about the place and let herself talk to
-her till the worst of it was over."
-
-This plan, which perhaps would not have suited Mrs. O'Loughlin,
-commended itself to Jimmy; but it did not make him altogether
-comfortable about the future.
-
-"I might," he said, "and I will, but she'll get me for sure at the
-latter end."
-
-If he had done as his conscience suggested, Patsy Devlin would have
-gone home at once after settling Miss Blow's business for her. But the
-whisky bottle was still more than half full, and it seemed to him a
-pity to break up a pleasant party at an early hour. He started a fresh
-subject of conversation, one that he hoped would be interesting to his
-host.
-
-"Tell me this now," he said. "Do you think that fellow down at
-Rosivera, the same that brought the pianos along with him, would give a
-subscription to the sports?"
-
-"I don't know," said Jimmy. "He's queer. I never set eyes upon him
-myself since I finished carting the packing-cases down to Rosivera."
-
-"They tell me that he does be calling at your shop for his bread and
-the like, and leaving a power of money with you."
-
-"I wouldn't say he left so much at all," said Jimmy cautiously. "And
-anyway it's a servant that did be coming every day till to-day, and
-then it was some sort of a foreigner with a written order, him not
-being able to speak English."
-
-"Would you see your way to asking him for a subscription?"
-
-"How would I do it, when he can't know a word I say to him, nor him to
-me? Why won't you talk sense?"
-
-"And where's the man himself, and the fellow that did speak English?"
-
-"How would I know? If it's a subscription you want from him, you'd
-better go over to Rosivera and ask for it."
-
-"They say," said Patsy thoughtfully, "that he has plenty to give. A
-man like that with a motor car running on the road every day, and two
-foreign gentlemen, let alone an Englishman, to wait on him, must have a
-power of money. I wouldn't wonder now, if I took him the right way, but
-he'd give five pounds. I might drop him a hint that five pounds is the
-least that any of the gentry would give to the sports."
-
-"Let you see what you can get out of him," said Jimmy, "and the more
-the better."
-
-Jimmy had got all he wanted out of Patsy Devlin. He did not care very
-much whether Mr. Red subscribed to the sports or not. He took the
-whisky bottle and drove the cork home into its neck with a blow of his
-fist. Patsy looked regretfully at it, but he was a man of self-respect.
-He would neither ask for, nor hint that he wanted, a drink which his
-host did not seem inclined to offer him freely. He realized what the
-decisive blow given to the cork meant. There would be no more whisky
-for him unless he chose to go out to the bar and pay for it there in
-the usual way. This he was unwilling to do. Later on in the month,
-when the collection for the sports was complete, he might be in a
-position to spend lavishly; but for the present he felt it necessary to
-economize.
-
-"It'll be off with me," he said. "It'll be best, seeing I have to be
-up at the Castle early to-morrow. Later on in the day I might be going
-over to Rosivera to see what's to be got out of the man that's there.
-If he's as rich as you're after telling me he'll never miss a pound, or
-for the matter of that five pound. I'll have a try at him anyway."
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER VI
-
-
-"Is there any news of the doctor?" asked Lord Manton.
-
-He was standing on the steps outside the door of Clonmore Castle.
-He had just given Patsy Devlin a sovereign for the Horse Races and
-Athletic Sports, and was endeavouring to cut short the thanks with
-which the subscription was received.
-
-"There is not, your lordship, devil the word; and why would there? It
-could be that he's on the sea by this time, and, anyway, why would he
-be wanting to tell us where he is? Isn't it enough of their persecuting
-he had without going out of his way to ask for more?"
-
-Lord Manton, like everybody else, regarded Dr. O'Grady's flight to
-America as the natural result of his financial embarrassment. He was
-sorry; but he recognized that the doctor had taken the wisest course.
-
-"Might I be speaking a word to your lordship about the doctor?"
-
-"Certainly, Patsy."
-
-"It's what Jimmy O'Loughlin was saying to me that there'd be no need,
-if your lordship was agreeable to the same, to be telling the young
-lady the way the doctor is gone off and left her without a word. She
-has trouble enough, the creature, without that."
-
-"What young lady?"
-
-"Be damn!" said Patsy hurriedly, "if there isn't herself coming up the
-avenue. It wouldn't do for her to see me talking to your lordship. I'd
-better be going before she's on top of us."
-
-Patsy Devlin slipped round the corner of the Castle, and dodging
-through a plantation of laurels, made his way to the stable-yard.
-Lord Manton was left to watch the approach of Miss Blow, without any
-very clear idea of what she was likely to want of him; or how Jimmy
-O'Loughlin and Patsy Devlin expected to keep the doctor's flight a
-secret from her. He observed with pleasure that she was more than
-commonly good-looking, that she carried herself well, and wore clothes
-which set off a fine figure. He had heard from Dr. O'Grady of the
-daughter of the Leeds tobacconist, and had formed a mental picture of
-her which in no way corresponded to the young lady who approached him.
-He reflected that she was probably in deep distress, and he looked
-forward with some pleasure to an interview in the course of which she
-was almost certain to cry. He had no objection to playing the part of
-comforter to a charming girl. His face expressed fatherly benignity
-when Miss Blow reached him.
-
-"Am I addressing Lord Manton?" she asked.
-
-"Certainly. Is there anything I can do for you?"
-
-He almost added the words "my dear," but there was a look in Miss
-Blow's fine eyes which checked him. He decided that paternal affection
-would come in more appropriately after she began to cry.
-
-"I am Miss Blow," she said.
-
-"Come in," said Lord Manton, "come in. You must be tired after your
-walk. Let me lead the way into the library. I have often heard of you
-from my friend Dr. O'Grady, and if there is anything I can do to help
-you I shall be most happy to do it."
-
-He set Miss Blow in a deep chair near the window, pulled over another
-chair for himself, and sat down beside her.
-
-"I am entirely at your service," he said. "It will be a pleasure to me
-to give any help in my power to a charming young lady. I----"
-
-Miss Blow's eyes warned him again. There was a hard glitter in them
-very little suggestive of tears. He stopped abruptly.
-
-"I understand that you are a magistrate," she said.
-
-Lord Manton bowed. Then he sat up straight in his chair and tried to
-express in his attitude a proper judicial solemnity.
-
-"I want," said Miss Blow, "to have Dr. O'Grady found at once."
-
-"A very natural and a very proper wish," said Lord Manton. "I am in
-entire sympathy with you. I should like very much to find Dr. O'Grady.
-But----"
-
-"Dead or alive," said Miss Blow firmly.
-
-"My dear Miss Blow!" The "my dear" came quite naturally to his lips
-this time. The words expressed sheer astonishment. There was no
-suggestion of affection, paternal or other, in the way he uttered them.
-
-"Dead or alive," said Miss Blow again.
-
-"Don't make such horrible suggestions, Miss Blow. I assure you there's
-not the slightest reason for supposing that Dr. O'Grady is anything but
-alive and well."
-
-"Then where is he?" Miss Blow spoke sharply, incisively. Lord Manton
-began to think that she must be some new kind of girl, quite outside of
-his experience, one who felt more indignation than sorrow at the loss
-of her lover.
-
-"I understand," he said, "that he is absent from home, temporarily
-absent. I have no doubt----"
-
-Miss Blow rose from her chair and took up her umbrella.
-
-"You're like all the rest," she said. "You are as bad as the
-hotel-keeper and his friend. You are simply trying to put me off with
-lies. Good morning."
-
-"Wait a moment. Please do not hurry away. I am not like all the rest,
-really. I assure you I'm,--compared to Patsy Devlin, for instance,--I'm
-a miserably inefficient liar. Please sit down again."
-
-Miss Blow allowed herself to be persuaded.
-
-"Tell me the truth," she said; "and then find his body."
-
-"The truth," said Lord Manton, "is painful--very painful. But it's not
-so bad as that. Dr. O'Grady has been for some time past in a position
-of considerable pecuniary embarrassment."
-
-"He was up to his neck in debt," said Miss Blow bluntly. "I know that.
-That's what brought me here. And now I find he's gone."
-
-There was just a hint of a break in her voice as she spoke the last
-words. Lord Manton thought that tears were at last imminent. He felt
-more at his ease, and ventured to take her hand in his and to stroke it
-gently. She snatched it from him.
-
-"You're worse than the others," she said. "How dare you?"
-
-For a moment Lord Manton thought that she was going to box his ears. He
-drew away from her hurriedly and attempted an apology.
-
-"I am sincerely sorry," he said. "For the moment I forgot that you
-were not my daughter. She always came to me with her troubles ever
-since she was quite a child. I got into the way of taking her hand----"
-
-"Never mind about my hand. Tell me the truth about Dr. O'Grady."
-
-Lord Manton saw that she was mollified. To be mistaken for the daughter
-of an earl is a soothing thing under any circumstances. He thought
-for an instant of trying to repossess himself of her hand; but Miss
-Blow's eyes, though no longer passionate, were steely. He felt himself
-aggrieved, and spoke with brutal directness.
-
-"To put the matter plainly," he said, "Dr. O'Grady has run away from
-his creditors."
-
-"I don't believe a word of it," said Miss Blow.
-
-"I have no doubt that he intended to let you know where he was going.
-I expect he wants you to go after him and join him there--make a fresh
-start, you know, in the New World, and build up a happy home, where the
-miserable past may be forgotten. That's what he means. I'm convinced
-of it. Only he had to leave this rather hurriedly in the middle of the
-night. But don't be despondent, Miss Blow; you'll get a letter from him
-soon."
-
-"That's all nonsense," said Miss Blow. "He's done nothing of the sort."
-
-"But, my dear young lady, how can you possibly speak so confidently?
-He's not the first man who has run away under such circumstances.
-Plenty of people do it, I assure you. It's not even considered
-disgraceful."
-
-"I know he didn't."
-
-"But how do you know?"
-
-"Because I wrote to him a week ago, when I first heard he was in
-trouble, and told him I was coming over here to see him. I said that
-father would help him out of his difficulties, whatever they were. Do
-you think that, after that, he'd run away and not so much as tell me he
-was going?"
-
-Lord Manton did not know what to think. Dr. O'Grady had disappeared.
-There was no getting out of that. It was a patent fact. On the other
-hand, if Mr. Blow had really offered to pay the doctor's debts, there
-seemed to be no reason why he should disappear. No doubt the wealthy
-proprietor of the well-known twopenny Beauties could afford to pay Mr.
-Lorraine Vavasour's bill twenty times over if necessary. Still, Dr.
-O'Grady had disappeared.
-
-"You are all," said Miss Blow passionately, "a lot of slanderous
-busy-bodies, telling lies and meddling with everybody's business
-because you have no business of your own to attend to. My poor Lucius
-has been murdered among you, and now not one of you will help me to get
-at the truth; but I'll do it in spite of you."
-
-Lord Manton looked at her. She was undeniably handsome; handsomer than
-ever now that she was in a rage. It occurred to him suddenly that Dr.
-O'Grady might have a reason for disappearing, quite unconnected with
-the money he owed. He was engaged to be married to Miss Blow. It was
-possible that the idea of home life with this masterful and passionate
-young woman for a partner might be rather terrifying. Besides, the
-wife who pays her husband's debts for him has a hold over him ever
-afterwards; and Miss Blow seemed exactly the kind of lady who would
-take advantage of such a position. She would certainly make him aware
-of the fact. Lord Manton thought he understood at last why Dr. O'Grady
-had run away. Miss Blow's face was buried in her handkerchief. She
-was not crying, but she was flushed after her outburst, and preferred
-to keep her face covered. Lord Manton ventured on a smile and a gentle
-chuckle.
-
-"I assure you," he said soothingly, "that he hasn't been murdered.
-Who would murder him? Everybody in the neighbourhood was fond of him.
-I don't think there was a man, woman, or child but loved him. I did
-myself."
-
-"If you loved him," said Miss Blow, "show it now."
-
-"I will, with pleasure; but how?"
-
-"Give me a search warrant."
-
-"A search warrant! But----"
-
-"Yes, a search warrant; and I shall insist upon the police executing
-it."
-
-"I haven't the least doubt you will; but--but what do you mean to
-search?"
-
-"Every house in the neighbourhood. Every house until I find him."
-
-"But he isn't in a house. Do try to be reasonable, Miss Blow. Even
-if he's murdered--and I'm quite sure he's not--he wouldn't be in a
-house. His body would be hidden in a wood or a bog-hole or a river, or
-wherever it is that murderers usually do hide bodies."
-
-"You admit then that he has been murdered."
-
-"No, I don't. You mustn't catch up my words like that. All I said was
-that, if he had been murdered, he wouldn't be living in a house, and
-so a search warrant wouldn't be any use to you. You don't really want
-a warrant at all. You don't even want the police. All you have to do
-is to go prowling round the country, poking into any shadowy-looking
-hole you see with the point of your umbrella until you come across his
-body."
-
-The interview was beginning to tire Lord Manton. He was not accustomed
-to being bullied by handsome girls, and he did not like it.
-
-"Perhaps you'd like to start at once," he said politely.
-
-"It's impossible," she said, "for me to search the country by myself."
-
-"Not at all. Nothing is impossible for a young lady of your energy.
-Start with the wood behind this house; it's very thick in parts, quite
-a likely spot for a corpse; and come in here for lunch when you've
-finished."
-
-"Give me a written order to the police," said Miss Blow, "commanding
-them to aid me in my search."
-
-"It wouldn't be the least use to you, I assure you. You've no idea what
-independent people the police are. An order from me would simply put
-their backs up and make them determined not to help you."
-
-"Give me the order, and I'll see that they execute it."
-
-"My dear Miss Blow, I can't, I really can't. Try the Chief Secretary.
-You'll find him in his office at Dublin Castle. He's a most agreeable
-man. You needn't be the least bit afraid of him. Not that it's likely
-you would be. He's much more likely to be afraid of you. It won't take
-you long. You can run up by the night mail and----"
-
-"Give me the order."
-
-Lord Manton surrendered. He crossed the room, sat down at his desk, and
-wrote--
-
-"Sergeant Farrelly, R.I.C. Kindly give all the assistance in your power
-to Miss Blow, the bearer of this note, who wishes to search the country
-for a dead body.--MANTON."
-
-"If that is any use to you," he said, "you're welcome to it. Let me
-know how you get on. Any time you happen to find yourself near this
-house, drop in for luncheon or tea. Good-bye."
-
-Miss Blow rose, bowed, and left the room. Lord Manton rang the bell.
-
-"Wilkins," he said to his butler.
-
-"Yes, my lord."
-
-"You saw that young lady who left the house just now? Very well, if
-she calls again and I happen to be out, you are to give her breakfast,
-luncheon, tea or dinner according to the hour of the day. If I happen
-to be at home you are to stay in the room during the time she is with
-me, as a chaperone. You understand, Wilkins?"
-
-"Yes, my lord."
-
-"She doesn't require a chaperone, but I do. I don't feel safe when
-I'm alone with her. And Wilkins, if she brings a corpse along with
-her, either Dr. O'Grady's corpse or any other, you will provide proper
-accommodation for it. Put it on the table in the servants' hall with a
-sheet over it, and send out to the garden for flowers--white flowers."
-
-"Yes, my lord."
-
-"One thing more, Wilkins; if Sergeant Farrelly or any policeman comes
-up here from the barracks either to-day or to-morrow and asks to see
-me, tell him I'm out, and that it won't be the least use his waiting
-because I won't be in before midnight and probably not then."
-
-"Yes, my lord."
-
-Wilkins left the room, and Lord Manton, taking the chair in which Miss
-Blow had been sitting, lit a cigarette. There was a stealthy step on
-the gravel outside. He looked up and saw Patsy Devlin's face pressed
-against the window. He rose, opened the window, and asked Patsy what
-he wanted.
-
-"Might I be so bold as to put a question to your lordship?"
-
-"Is it about Miss Blow or Dr. O'Grady?"
-
-"It is," said Patsy. "It's about the both of them."
-
-"Out with it, then. That young woman and her relations with the doctor
-form quite the most interesting subject I know at present."
-
-"Did your lordship keep the truth from her?"
-
-"I did my best not to, Patsy; but I think I may safely say that I did."
-
-Patsy pondered this saying. The meaning was not immediately obvious to
-him.
-
-"It's what Jimmy O'Loughlin was saying to me last night," he said,
-"that if so be she heard that the doctor had left her, the creature's
-heart would be broke, and her as handsome a young girl as any you'd
-see."
-
-"At the present moment," said Lord Manton, "she believes that you and
-Jimmy O'Loughlin have murdered the doctor and concealed his body in a
-bog hole."
-
-"The Lord save us and deliver us! Was there ne'er another story you
-could tell her only that? Sure the police will be out after us."
-
-"She went straight from this house to the barracks," said Lord Manton,
-"and I shouldn't wonder if you were arrested before night."
-
-"Be damn!" said Patsy, "saving your lordship's presence; but they
-couldn't take me for the like of that. There isn't one in the country
-but knows that I wouldn't lay a hand on the doctor, drunk or sober, not
-if it was to save my soul."
-
-"Don't you be too sure," said Lord Manton. "My own belief is that if
-Miss Blow doesn't come across the doctor in the course of the next
-twenty-four hours, she'll have you hanged for murdering him."
-
-"It's joking you are. She couldn't do it."
-
-"I am not joking. I defy any man to joke after spending half an hour
-with Miss Blow. She is the most determined young woman I ever met. She
-could do anything, absolutely anything. There isn't a judge or a jury
-could stand out against her for an hour. If I were you, Patsy, I'd make
-a bolt for it and join the doctor in America. Your life's not safe in
-this country. I expect by this time you have as much collected for the
-sports as would pay your passage out."
-
-"I have," said Patsy; "but I'll not go. I'll stand my trial, if it
-comes to that, sooner than have people saying it of me that I ever laid
-a hand on the doctor."
-
-"It's all very fine talking that way, but you won't feel at all so
-confident when you see the judge putting on the black cap; and a little
-later on, when the rope's round your neck, you'll be sorry you didn't
-take my advice. The thing for you to do is to skip while you've time.
-It'll take Miss Blow a good while to persuade the police to arrest you,
-but she'll do it in the end."
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER VII
-
-
-A poet, writing, as some of them will, a parody on the work of another
-poet, has these words--
-
- "To every Irishman on earth
- Arrest comes soon or late."
-
-Patsy Devlin did not read much poetry, and had never come across the
-lines. If he had met them, he would have recognized at once that they
-express a great truth. His experience of life convinced him that
-the law in Ireland, though erratic in its methods, may be relied on
-in the end to get the upper hand of either daring or innocence. The
-proceedings of the police, depending as they do on the view which
-some complete stranger has promised his constituents in England to
-take of Irish affairs, are quite incalculable. Patsy himself had been
-praised by political orators, had been favourably mentioned by eminent
-statesmen in the House of Commons itself, for actions which he would
-have kept concealed if he could. What seemed to him to be serious
-misdemeanours, if not actual crimes, had more than once turned out to
-be virtuous deeds. It seemed likely, therefore, that the law might
-occasionally regard entire innocence as highly culpable. He would
-have been indignant, but he would not have been greatly surprised,
-if the Government, that remote deity from which there is no appeal,
-had decreed his arrest, trial, and execution for the murder of Dr.
-O'Grady. Patsy reasoned the matter out with himself. If, he thought,
-a man is not punished for the crimes he does commit, it is probable
-that he will be punished for those he has avoided committing. This
-consideration, coming on top of Lord Manton's friendly warning, made
-him uneasy. He determined to keep clear of the police barrack when he
-left Clonmore Castle.
-
-Rosivera is a remote and lonely spot. It was extremely improbable that
-there would be any police lurking near it. It was not the sort of
-place to which a police sergeant would think of going if he were bent
-on the arrest of a murderous blacksmith. Patsy felt that he might,
-without running any undue risk, venture on a visit to Mr. Red. He was
-not willing to forego the chance of getting an additional subscription
-to the sports fund. He had in his pocket money enough to take him to
-America, but another pound, two pounds, perhaps even five pounds, would
-be very welcome to him. He was a good man, with a tender heart and a
-strong sense of his duty to those dependent on him. He wanted to be
-in a position to make some provision for the support of his wife and
-family when he left them. Mr. Red's subscription, if Mr. Red turned out
-to be a generous man, would enable him to leave Mrs. Devlin and the
-children comfortably provided for.
-
-He went to Rosivera by a circuitous route, avoiding the public roads as
-much as possible, walking over fields and finally along the sea-shore.
-When he came in sight of the house, he reconnoitred it carefully, and
-approached it very much as a skilful scout might advance on an enemy's
-camp, availing himself of all the cover which the country afforded.
-Satisfied at last that there was no police patrol in the neighbourhood,
-he made a circuit of the house, and finally reached the yard gate
-by way of the kitchen garden. He entered the yard and made sure that
-there was no one in it. He peeped into the stable and the cow-house and
-found that they were both empty. He opened the door of the coach-house
-and took a long look at the motor car which stood there. It was well
-cleaned; its lamps and other metalwork shone brilliantly; it was a very
-handsome vehicle. Patsy felt reassured. Mr. Red might be eccentric,
-as Jimmy O'Loughlin hinted, might even be vicious, but he was
-unquestionably opulent. No one but a rich man could keep such a motor
-car. Patsy closed the coach-house door quietly and took a long look at
-the back windows of the house. They were all shut and veiled with drawn
-blinds; all of them, except one small window in the top storey. It was
-wide open. Patsy stared at it.
-
-Suddenly, something flew from the window and dropped at Patsy's feet.
-It was a pellet of paper. Patsy looked round him cautiously and then
-stooped down and picked it up. He unwrapped the paper and discovered
-that it contained a small piece of china, apparently a fragment of a
-broken saucer. He put this into his waistcoat pocket and examined the
-paper in which it had been wrapped. He discovered a few words on it
-scribbled in pencil--
-
-"Come back into the yard in twenty minutes. Don't wait
-now.--O'GRADY."
-
-"Be damn," said Patsy softly, "it's the doctor himself!"
-
-Being a man of high intelligence, with a natural taste for conspiracy,
-he acted in the wisest possible way. Without the smallest display of
-emotion, or a single glance at the window from which the communication
-had come, he turned and slouched carelessly towards the yard gate.
-It was flung open before he reached it, and Mr. Red, a revolver in
-his hand, strode forward. Patsy displayed great presence of mind and
-resource.
-
-"I'm just after knocking at the back door, your honour," he said,
-"thinking that it might be more agreeable if I didn't go round to the
-front, where maybe you'd be entertaining company. It was that I was
-collecting a trifle from the gentry round about for the grand annual
-horse races and athletic sports that does be held every year up beyond
-in Jimmy O'Loughlin's big field. And the committee would feel pleased,
-your honour, if you'd act as a vice-president or a starter, or the
-like, along with Lord Manton from the Castle."
-
-Mr. Red raised the revolver and pointed it at Patsy's head.
-
-"Hand me that note," he said.
-
-"Sure your honour's joking. What would a poor man like me be doing with
-a note? If you're the gentleman they say you are, it's yourself will be
-giving a note to me, and maybe a five-pound note, for the sports."
-
-Mr. Red took four steps forward, and stood so that Patsy had every
-opportunity of looking into the barrel of the revolver.
-
-"Right about turn," he said; "march!"
-
-"I was in the militia one time," said Patsy, "and I know well what
-you're saying. If it's into the house you want me to go through the
-back door, I'm willing. But there's no need for you to be looking at me
-that way or to be reaching out at me with your pistol. If you think I'm
-here trying to steal a motor car on you, you're making a big mistake.
-Anybody can tell you that I wouldn't do the like. If I wanted to itself
-I wouldn't be able. I couldn't drive one of them things no more than
-fly."
-
-"March!" said Mr. Red.
-
-He held the revolver within a couple of inches of Patsy's head.
-
-"A gentleman like yourself," said Patsy, "likes his bit of a joke. I
-know well it's only funning you are and that it's not loaded; but I'd
-be obliged to you if you'd point it the other way. Them things goes off
-sometimes when you're not expecting them."
-
-By way of demonstrating that it was loaded, and that he was not
-"funning," Mr. Red fired a shot. The bullet went quite close to Patsy's
-head and buried itself in the kitchen door. Patsy, convinced that he
-had to do with a dangerous lunatic, turned quickly and walked into the
-kitchen. From the kitchen he was forced, at the point of the revolver,
-up several flights of stairs. He was bidden to halt at last opposite a
-door. Mr. Red produced the key from his pocket, and, still keeping the
-revolver levelled at Patsy, opened the door.
-
-"Enter," he said.
-
-"Be damn! but I will, and I'll be all the better pleased if you'll stay
-outside yourself."
-
-This was exactly what Mr. Red did. The door was locked again, and Patsy
-found himself face to face with Dr. O'Grady.
-
-"I'm sorry," said the doctor; "I'm infernally sorry. I was an ass to
-throw you out that note. I might have known that the Field Marshal
-would be spying round somewhere. It's just the kind of absolutely
-idiotic thing he does rather well."
-
-"You needn't be sorry at all. Now that I know I'm not shot, I'd as soon
-be here as anywhere else."
-
-"Would you? I'm glad you're satisfied. All the same I wish you were out
-of it. Now that there are two of us here, the police are bound to come
-after us and find us."
-
-"They're out after me, anyway," said Patsy. "That's why I say I'd as
-soon be here as anywhere else."
-
-"And what do they want you for? Is it any of your League work?"
-
-"It is not. It's nothing to do with the League, good or bad. It's for
-murdering you and concealing your body after."
-
-"Can't you talk sense, Patsy Devlin?"
-
-"It's the truth I'm telling you, and I couldn't say different if I was
-put on my oath this minute."
-
-"But, damn it all, I'm not murdered; I'm alive."
-
-"That may be," said Patsy. "All I know is that Lord Manton's after
-telling the young lady that you are murdered; and what's more, he said
-it was Jimmy O'Loughlin and myself that done it."
-
-"Tell me the truth now, Patsy. Is Miss Blow in Clonmore?"
-
-"She is."
-
-"You're sure of that?"
-
-"I am sure. She came the day after you went to America. Why wouldn't I
-be sure when she has the whole of us riz ever since with the questions
-she did be asking about you; and not one in the place but told her
-lies, be the same more or less, for fear the creature would break her
-heart if she heard what you were after doing. And at the latter end
-his lordship told her we had murdered you, to quiet her like, for fear
-she might hear that you had gone to America, leaving her behind you,
-without ever a word to her, good nor bad."
-
-"Good God, man! But I haven't gone to America."
-
-"I see that well enough now. But tell me this, doctor, why didn't you
-send us word, so as we'd know what to say to her?"
-
-"I couldn't. The first chance I got was when I dropped that note out of
-the window to you. If you'd come back to the yard the way I told you,
-I'd have had a letter written to Jimmy O'Loughlin that you could have
-taken back with you. I'd have explained the whole situation."
-
-"I was meaning to come back just as you bid me. Wasn't I walking out
-of the yard quiet and easy, so as I'd be able to come back at the end
-of half an hour or thereabouts, when that murdering villain came at me
-with a pistol and went very near shooting me dead?"
-
-"I'll tell you what it is, Patsy. The sooner you're out of this the
-better. There's not the least difficulty about escaping. The Field
-Marshal thinks he's a tremendous swell at conspiracies of all sorts;
-but as a matter of fact he's a perfect fool, and I have the lock
-loosened on the door this minute. You can walk out any time you like;
-and the best time in my opinion will be to-night."
-
-"And why wouldn't you go yourself, doctor, if it's as easy as all that?"
-
-"I don't want to go," said the doctor. "I'm very well contented where I
-am. It's much better for you to go."
-
-"How would it do if the both of us went?"
-
-"It wouldn't do at all. I tell you I want to stay. I don't want to
-escape. But you must. I don't want the police here searching for me."
-
-"Be damn, then, but I won't go either! As sure as ever I went they'd
-have me hanged for murdering you and that wouldn't suit me at all."
-
-"Don't be a fool, Patsy. How can they hang you for murdering me when
-I'm alive?"
-
-"But--but--without I'd bring them here to see you they'd never believe
-that you weren't dead. What with the young lady going round the country
-cursing like mad at them that killed you, and the old lord telling the
-police it was me and Jimmy O'Loughlin done it, what chance would a poor
-man like myself have against them? They'd have me hanged, I'm telling
-you."
-
-"I'll give you two notes," said Dr. O'Grady; "one to Lord Manton, and
-one to Jimmy O'Loughlin, and between the three of you it'll be a queer
-thing if you can't keep the police quiet and stop all this silly rot
-about my being murdered."
-
-"Will you give me a writing to the young lady herself?"
-
-"I will not. I know very well what she'd do if she heard I was here.
-She'd come straight down after me."
-
-"I'm not saying but what she might. From what I seen of her I'd say
-she's just the sort of a young lady that would."
-
-"Well, then, can't you understand that the last thing in the world I
-want is for her to know where I am? If I could have got a note to her
-at the first go off, before she came to Clonmore, it would have been
-all right. I'd have told her that I was detained here in attendance
-on an important case, and that she was to stay at home and not come
-near Clonmore till I sent her word. But that silly old ass of a Field
-Marshal thought he knew better than I did how to deal with a girl, and
-he wouldn't let me send the note. Then you and Jimmy O'Loughlin and
-Lord Manton, and I suppose every soul about the place, go stuffing her
-up with a pack of lies until----"
-
-"Be damn, doctor! but that's a hard word. What we did was for the best.
-You wouldn't have us tell the creature the truth, and her thinking all
-the time that you'd rather die than desert her?"
-
-"Tell her the truth! What truth?"
-
-"That you were off to America so as you wouldn't have to pay Jimmy
-O'Loughlin what you owed him."
-
-"But--oh, damn it all, Patsy, what a fool you are! That's not the
-truth. Can't you see that it's not the truth? Will I be obliged to
-leave a mark on your ugly face with my fist to prove to you that I'm
-not in America?"
-
-"It was all the truth we had for her, anyway. But we wouldn't tell her.
-And why not? Because she was a fine girl, and we didn't want to see her
-going off into a decline before our eyes and maybe dying on us. And
-because we had a respect for your memory; and that's more than you had
-for yourself, hiding away here from a girl that any man might be proud
-to own. And it's more than you have for us, putting the hard word on
-us, and we doing the best we could from the start."
-
-Dr. O'Grady was a reasonable man. His anger cooled. He came to see
-that his friends had acted with the best intentions. He apologized
-handsomely to Patsy Devlin.
-
-"All the same," he added, "you will have to go. I tell you what it is,
-if the police do come here, the Field Marshal will shoot the two of us.
-He told me himself that that's what he'd do. And, whatever else he may
-be, he's a man of his word."
-
-"He dursn't, not with the police in the house. He'd be hanged."
-
-"He doesn't care a pin whether he's hanged or not. As a matter of fact,
-I expect he'd rather like to be hanged. He's an anti-militarist."
-
-"I was just thinking," said Patsy, "when he gave the word of command to
-me there in the yard, that he'd been in the militia himself some time."
-
-"Well, he hasn't, so you're out there. So far as I can make out, one
-of his main objects in life is to blow up the militia, and the regular
-army along with it. He's an anarchist of the most advanced kind."
-
-"Be damn, and is he that?"
-
-"He is. And I can tell you an anarchist isn't what you'd call a
-playboy. Anarchism isn't a bit like your futile old League. It doesn't
-go about the country making speeches and pretending it's going to
-boycott people that it hasn't the least notion of doing any harm to. A
-genuine anarchist, a man like the Field Marshal, for instance, doesn't
-say a word to anybody, but just goes quietly and blows up a town."
-
-"I'll not have you speaking against the League, doctor. I've been a
-member of it since ever there was a branch started in Clonmore. I'd
-be a member of it still, if it wasn't that they went against me the
-time of the election of the inspector of sheep dipping. I can tell you
-there's them in it would think very little of making the country hot
-for the man that went against the will of the people in the matter of
-grazing ranches or the like."
-
-"I don't want to argue about the League either on one side or another.
-What I'm trying to get you to understand is simply this. You've got to
-go, and to go to-night, as soon as ever the Field Marshal is tucked up
-in his little bed and the house quiet. Listen to me now, and I'll make
-the position plain to you. As long as I was here by myself I was more
-or less safe. The disappearance of one man doesn't make much difference
-in a neighbourhood like ours; but when it comes to two men vanishing in
-the inside of one week there's bound to be a fuss. The police will take
-the matter up to a certainty. If they come here--and they will come
-here when they've tried everywhere else--you and I will be shot by the
-Field Marshal."
-
-He looked at Patsy as he spoke, and noticed with regret that he was
-producing little or no impression.
-
-"And what's more, I'll lose well over a hundred pounds; a hundred
-pounds that I want badly."
-
-"Why didn't you tell me that before?" said Patsy. "Is it likely now
-that I'd want to stand between you and a lump of money like that? I
-wouldn't do it to any man, much less one like yourself, that I have a
-respect for. Give me the writings now that we were speaking of, and
-I'll start at once."
-
-"You can't start till night; but I'll write the notes at once if you
-like."
-
-"And the one to the young lady along with the other two."
-
-"I told you before," said Dr. O'Grady, "that I won't give you a note to
-her."
-
-"Then I'll stay where I am. It's more than I dare to go back without a
-line of some sort to quiet her. Don't I tell you she'd have me hanged?
-And when that's done she'll be down here after you with the police, and
-you'll be as badly off as you were before."
-
-"She'll not be able to do that. Lord Manton would stop the police."
-
-"She'll come without them, then. That sort of a young lady would do
-anything."
-
-"If she does," said Dr. O'Grady, "the Field Marshal will shut her up
-too. He won't do her any harm, and I'll be delighted to have her here."
-
-"You want her here along with you?"
-
-"I'd be glad to have her, of course. Don't you know that she and I are
-engaged to be married?"
-
-"Well, aren't you the queer man? Anybody'd think you were trying to
-hide yourself from her for fear she'd marry you against your will."
-
-"Is that one of the lies you and Jimmy O'Loughlin have been telling
-Miss Blow?"
-
-"It is not, of course."
-
-"Well, don't let me catch you saying anything of the sort, or it'll be
-the worse for you. Now, leave me in peace till I write the notes."
-
-"I'm not going with them," said Patsy; "so you needn't trouble yourself
-to be writing."
-
-"All right. If you prefer to stay here and be shot, you can. You'll be
-sorry afterwards, that's all. I tell you the Emperor is not a man to be
-trifled with. There's a fellow downstairs here that's sick, and I go
-twice every day to attend him. I give you my word, Patsy, all the time
-I'm dressing his wounds I have the muzzle of that revolver stuck up
-against the back of my neck. I'd be uncommonly nervous if I didn't know
-that the poor old Emperor is a good sort and reliable, in spite of his
-fondness for yellow crocodiles."
-
-"Is there crocodiles in this house?"
-
-"There are; large yellow ones. The dining-room is crawling with them."
-
-"That settles it, then," said Patsy. "If I was ever so keen to get out
-of this, I wouldn't do it after that. I'd be in dread of them beasts;
-and I dursn't face them. They'd be out after me, and me going down the
-stairs in the dark; and I wouldn't know how to speak to them the way
-they wouldn't bite."
-
-"Don't be an ass, Patsy. They're not real crocodiles. They're dead."
-
-"Alive or dead, I'll not face them; so it's no use your talking.
-They're not what I'm used to, and I'd rather stay here along with you
-where I'd be safe."
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER VIII
-
-
-Miss Blow went straight from Clonmore Castle to the police barrack.
-She was received at the door by Constable Moriarty, who happened to be
-on duty at the time. He was a young man who had only recently joined
-the force. Miss Blow, after a glance at his smooth boyish face, asked
-to see the sergeant. She was shown into a small room, known as the
-office, and kept waiting while Sergeant Farrelly, who was digging
-potatoes in the garden, "cleaned himself." Her manner, when he joined
-her, was peremptory. She demanded that a search party should start at
-once and scour the country for Dr. O'Grady's body. Sergeant Farrelly
-was puzzled, and scratched his head. Miss Blow handed him Lord Manton's
-note. He read it, was very perplexed, and scratched his head again.
-Miss Blow pressed her demand.
-
-"It will be better," said the sergeant at last, "if I go up to the
-Castle, and speak to his lordship myself. If you'll have the kindness,
-miss, to leave your name and address, I'll communicate with you."
-
-"I'll wait here," said Miss Blow, "till you return."
-
-"Is it in the barrack, miss?"
-
-"Here," said Miss Blow firmly.
-
-Sergeant Farrelly looked at her helplessly. He did not want a handsome
-young lady in the barrack; he thought his office an unsuitable place
-for Miss Blow; but he saw no way of altering her determination. He left
-her and summoned Constable Moriarty.
-
-"The young lady within," he said, "will wait in the office until such
-time as I come back from the Castle, where I'll be speaking on business
-to his lordship. I leave it to you, Constable Moriarty, to see that
-she's treated with proper respect."
-
-"Is it me?" said Moriarty.
-
-"It is you. You can take her in yesterday's paper, and if it happens
-that she's read it already, you can talk to her, making yourself as
-pleasant and agreeable as you know how."
-
-Wilkins, Lord Manton's butler, was a good servant. He opened the door
-to Sergeant Farrelly at about twelve o'clock, and blandly gave the
-message with which he had been charged.
-
-"His lordship is out, and it is uncertain at what hour he will return."
-
-Sergeant Farrelly was baffled. He went back to the barrack. He
-found that Miss Blow had moved from the office, which was small and
-incommodious, and had settled herself in the men's day room. Constable
-Moriarty, embarrassed and very pink about the face, stood in front
-of her. Constable Cole, who was off duty, was grinning in a corner.
-Miss Blow at once reiterated her demand that a party should go out to
-look for Dr. O'Grady's body. Sergeant Farrelly reasoned with her. When
-reason failed, he tried to impress her with the majesty of the law. He
-was a portly man and over six feet in height. On patrol duty, on guard
-over a public-house on Sunday, or giving evidence in court as to the
-amount of drink taken by a prisoner, he was an impressive man. He did
-not impress Miss Blow. Being an English woman, she held the curious
-theory that the police exist for the protection of the public, and
-that they ought to engage willingly in the investigation of crime.
-Sergeant Farrelly knew, of course, that this was not true; but he was
-unable to explain his position to Miss Blow, because she would not
-listen to what he said.
-
-At two o'clock, Miss Blow being still immovable in the day room of the
-barrack, Sergeant Farrelly started again for Clonmore Castle. This
-time he was accompanied by Constable Moriarty, who, reckless of the
-consequences of not obeying orders, refused to be left to entertain
-Miss Blow. Constable Cole slipped quietly out into the garden and took
-a turn at the potatoes which the sergeant had been obliged to leave
-undug.
-
-Wilkins said politely what he had said before. Sergeant Farrelly and
-Moriarty sat down in the hall to wait. They waited till four o'clock.
-Then they returned to the barrack, hoping that Miss Blow would have
-gone home. They found that she had not gone and showed no signs of
-going. She was sitting in the men's room, eating biscuits out of a
-paper bag. It appeared afterwards that Constable Cole had gone out and
-bought the biscuits for her, fearing that she might be hungry. Sergeant
-Farrelly reprimanded him sharply for this.
-
-Miss Blow gave the sergeant and his men her opinion of the Royal Irish
-Constabulary. She used plain and forcible language, repeating such
-words as incapacity, inefficiency, and cowardice at frequent intervals.
-She spoke for nearly half an hour, and then demanded again that the
-whole force should set out at once and search for Dr. O'Grady's body.
-Constable Cole grinned, and was caught in the act. The sergeant snubbed
-him promptly. Miss Blow took off her hat and jacket, and said she
-intended to stay where she was until a search party went out.
-
-Sergeant Farrelly and his men withdrew and held a counsel in the
-kitchen. Constable Moriarty suggested that Miss Blow should be arrested
-on a charge of drunkenness, and locked up for the night.
-
-"If she isn't drunk," he argued, "she wouldn't be behaving the way she
-is."
-
-His advice was not taken. In the first place, she was a well-dressed
-and good-looking young woman; and Sergeant Farrelly, being unmarried,
-was a courteous man. In the second place, she had come to the barrack
-bearing a note from Lord Manton, and however unintelligible the note
-might be, it had unquestionably been written by a peer of the realm. In
-the third place, as Constable Cole pointed out, their object was not to
-keep Miss Blow in the barrack, but to get her out. Pressed by Moriarty
-and the sergeant for an alternative scheme, Cole suggested vaguely that
-they should resort to what he called a "stratagem." This sounded well;
-but it turned out in the end that he had nothing better to suggest than
-that Jimmy O'Loughlin should be induced to send a message to her to
-the effect that her dinner was ready and would be spoiled if she kept
-it waiting. The plan received no support. Sergeant Farrelly pointed
-out that it would be most unwise to confess their difficulty to Jimmy
-O'Loughlin.
-
-"That fellow," he said, "would take a delight in turning the police
-into ridicule, and setting the whole country laughing at us. And
-besides," he said, with a look of withering contempt at Constable Cole,
-"it's not likely she'd be caring about her dinner after you giving her
-sixpennyworth of biscuits and more. Believe you me, she wouldn't mind
-this minute if she never saw dinner again."
-
-Half an hour later Sergeant Farrelly himself offered Miss Blow a cup
-of tea. He was a kindly man, as most police sergeants are, and it
-grieved him to think that the young lady who had established herself
-in his barrack was spending a whole day with nothing to eat except dry
-biscuits. She took the tea without thanks, and again demanded that
-the search for Dr. O'Grady should begin. Sergeant Farrelly became
-desperate. He set out at once again for Clonmore Castle. This time he
-was accompanied by both constables, and Miss Blow was left in sole
-possession of the barrack. He learned that Lord Manton was still out.
-After a short consultation, he and the two constables sat down in the
-hall to wait. They waited till ten o'clock, and would have waited
-longer still had not Wilkins informed them that it was his duty at that
-hour to lock up the house for the night. The police returned to their
-barrack, disputing hotly about the best way of disposing of Miss Blow
-for the night. To their immense relief they found that she had gone.
-
-At nine o'clock next morning she walked into the barrack again and took
-her seat in the men's day room. This time she had with her a brown
-paper parcel. Constable Cole gave it as his opinion that it contained
-provisions for the day.
-
-"I shall stay here," she said firmly, "until you choose to do your
-duty."
-
-Sergeant Farrelly, who was refreshed and invigorated by his night's
-sleep, began to argue with her. The two constables stood near the
-door of the room and admired him. Miss Blow, adopting a particularly
-irritating kind of tactics, refused to pay any attention to his
-remarks. Whenever he paused to give her an opportunity of stating her
-case, she said--
-
-"I shall sit here until you choose to do your duty."
-
-She had just repeated her formula for the ninth time when a groom rode
-up to the door of the barrack. He brought a note from Lord Manton.
-
-"Sergeant Farrelly, R.I.C. Lord Manton is seriously annoyed to hear
-that the police spent the greater part of yesterday afternoon and
-evening in the hall of Clonmore Castle. Lord Manton has not asked
-for police protection, and knows no reason why it should be forced
-on him. Lord Manton will not be at home to-day, and he requests that
-any communication by way of apology or explanation be made to him in
-writing."
-
-The note was passed round and read with dismay. Sergeant Farrelly and
-the two constables, moved by a common impulse, withdrew together to the
-kitchen. For a time they stood silent and dejected. Then the sergeant,
-assuming an air of confident authority, gave his order.
-
-"Constable Moriarty," he said, "you will take that note over to
-Ballymoy and hand it to the District Inspector. You will kindly explain
-at the same time the way we find ourselves fixed here."
-
-"Maybe," said Moriarty, "it would be as well if I was to take the other
-note along with it--the one his lordship was after sending with the
-young lady about the corpse of Dr. O'Grady."
-
-"It would be as well," said the sergeant; "I'd be glad he'd see that
-note too. But it's the young lady has it and not me. Did you happen to
-think now of e'er a way that it could be got from her?"
-
-"Would you ask her for it?" said Constable Moriarty.
-
-"I might ask her for it, and I might ask the King if he'd lend me the
-loan of his crown to go courting in. I'd be as likely to get the one as
-the other by asking. If you can think of no better way of getting it
-than that, Constable Moriarty, you may go and ask for it yourself; and
-you can come back here and let us have a look at you, when she smacks
-your face."
-
-"We might try a stratagem with her," said Constable Cole, who had made
-a similar suggestion the day before. "I was reading a book one time
-about a man that was great on stratagems. There wasn't a thing would
-happen but he'd---- I'm sorry now I haven't the book by me."
-
-"Stratagems be damned," said Sergeant Farrelly. "What stratagem
-would you be proposing to try? Maybe you'd like me to send for Jimmy
-O'Loughlin and him to tell the young lady that his wife was wanting the
-note the way she could use it for lighting the kitchen fire to boil the
-kettle for tea. Is that your stratagem? Tell me now."
-
-"It is not," said Constable Cole, with dignity, "nor it isn't like
-it. If I was the sergeant here, I'd go to the young lady and I'd tell
-her, speaking civil and pleasant, that the District Inspector beyond
-in Ballymoy had sent a man over for the note, so as he could set the
-police all over the country looking for Dr. O'Grady, and that he
-wouldn't be able to do that same without he got the note, on account of
-the way the law does be at the present time."
-
-"Is that what you call a stratagem?" said the sergeant. "It's a lie I'd
-call it myself, a whole pack of lies, and it's just what they might
-take the stripes off me for saying, if so be I was fool enough to say
-it. Is it looking to be sergeant yourself in the place of me you are,
-that you'd suggest the like of that?"
-
-"All stratagems is lies," said Constable Cole soothingly. "The one I'm
-suggesting is no worse than another."
-
-"Go and try her with it yourself, then," said the sergeant, "and see
-what you'll get out of it."
-
-Constable Cole, pursued by the sniggering laugh of Moriarty, left the
-kitchen and went into the day room. Miss Blow had made herself quite
-at home. On the iron-legged table with which the police barrack was
-provided lay her hat, her jacket, and her gloves. She was knitting a
-silk tie, meant perhaps as a present for her father, perhaps as an
-adornment for the corpse of Dr. O'Grady when she found it. Constable
-Cole drew himself up stiffly to attention and addressed her--
-
-"I beg your pardon, miss, but Sergeant Farrelly will be obliged to you
-if you'll lend him the loan of the note that Lord Manton gave you. He's
-thinking of sending a man over to Ballymoy to the D. I."
-
-"What's a D. I.?" asked Miss Blow.
-
-"He's an officer, miss, a gentleman by the name of Mr. Goddard."
-
-"Is he your superior officer?"
-
-"He is, miss."
-
-"Then I'll go and see him myself, and take the note with me."
-
-The reply was quite unexpected. Constable Cole hesitated.
-
-"It's better than twelve miles of a drive," he said, "and the road's
-none too good. And it could be, miss, that the D. I. might be off
-somewhere, shooting or the like, when you got there, and then you
-wouldn't find him."
-
-"If he is out, I shall wait for him."
-
-"I wouldn't doubt you, miss; but it could be----"
-
-"No, it couldn't," said Miss Blow. "At all events, it won't. Kindly go
-and get the car at once."
-
-Constable Cole returned to the kitchen grinning broadly.
-
-"It's yourself that's in luck this day, Moriarty," he said. "It's not
-every man that gets the chance of driving round the country on a car
-with the like of that one. Be careful now what you're saying to her, or
-you'll have the doctor out after you with a stick if he has to come all
-the way back from America for the purpose."
-
-"What do you mean?" said Moriarty.
-
-"She said she'd go with you to Ballymoy, as soon as ever she heard
-it was you that was going. But if I hear tell of any impropriety of
-conduct, I'll send word to the red-haired girl that you used to be
-walking out with on Sundays when you were up in the depot learning your
-drill. I heard of you."
-
-Moriarty was young, very young. He blushed hotly.
-
-"I'd be ashamed of my life to be seen with her," he said. "I'd never
-hear the last of it."
-
-"Off with you at once and get the car," said the sergeant. "In the name
-of God, if the girl's willing to go out of this, will you take her
-along with you before she changes her mind? Haven't we had enough of
-her this two days?"
-
-In less than half an hour the car--Jimmy O'Loughlin's car--was at the
-door of the barrack. Constable Moriarty, in full panoply, his grey cape
-rolled round his chest, his carbine between his knees, sat on one
-side. Miss Blow, looking very handsome, got up on the other. Sergeant
-Farrelly wrapped a rug round her knees and tucked the end of it under
-her feet. Then he presented her with a sixpenny box of chocolates. He
-had gone round to Jimmy O'Loughlin's shop and bought this offering
-while the horse was being harnessed.
-
-"It's a long drive you have before you," he said, "and I was thinking
-maybe you'd like something to comfort you on the way. It's no more
-than a trifle, and not what you'd be accustomed to, but Clonmore is a
-backward place, and it's the most thing of the kind there was in Jimmy
-O'Loughlin's shop."
-
-Constable Cole rushed from the barrack bareheaded, just as the car was
-starting. He had Miss Blow's brown paper parcel in his hand.
-
-"You've forgotten your lunch, miss," he shouted. "You'll be wanting it
-before you're back."
-
-He stowed the parcel in the well of the car, and was able as he did so
-to still further embarrass the unfortunate Constable Moriarty.
-
-"By rights," he whispered, "you ought to be sitting on the same side
-with her. It's what she'd expect of you; and if you don't do it when
-you get off to walk up Ballyglunin Hill, she'll be in a mighty bad
-temper against you have her safe with the D. I. If you're half a man,
-Moriarty, you'll do it."
-
-There was a good deal of excitement in the town when Miss Blow drove
-off under the escort of Constable Moriarty. The news that Jimmy
-O'Loughlin's car had been ordered for her and the constable spread so
-rapidly that by the time the start was actually made a small crowd
-had gathered in the street to see it. Afterwards, for more than an
-hour, men stopped casually at the barrack door, chatted on indifferent
-subjects with Sergeant Farrelly or Constable Cole, and then asked one
-or two leading questions about Miss Blow and her business. The police
-were very reticent. Sergeant Farrelly was an impressive man with a
-great deal of personal dignity. He knew that contemptible witticisms
-would be levelled at him and the force of which he was a member, if
-it came to be known that Miss Blow, a solitary young woman, had held
-up the police of Clonmore for the whole of one day and a part of the
-next. He dreaded the remarks of irreverent small boys if they heard how
-nearly he and his men had been forced to go in search of Dr. O'Grady's
-body. He was haunted by a terrible fear that the story might get into
-the newspapers.
-
-"There's them," he said to Constable Cole, "who'd be only too glad to
-get a handle against the police--fellows up in Dublin writing for low
-papers. Believe you me, it'll be mighty unpleasant for us if you aren't
-able to keep your mouth shut."
-
-Cole was no more willing than the sergeant to give information. The
-inquirers, baffled at the barrack, moved on to the bar of the hotel,
-and asked their questions there. Jimmy O'Loughlin had no information to
-give them. He did not know, any better than his customers, the reason
-for Miss Blow's expedition; but he liked to pose as being well up in
-the whole business. He shook his head gravely, made cryptic remarks,
-parried questions with other questions, and at last, without in the
-least meaning to, conveyed the impression that Miss Blow, by some
-mysterious process of law, had been arrested for Dr. O'Grady's debts.
-The opinion gained ground in the town as one after another of the
-inquirers emerged from the bar. Strong sympathy was felt with Miss
-Blow, and there was some talk of summoning a special meeting of the
-League to consider her case. It was generally agreed that a unanimous
-resolution would be appropriate, and that a series of questions might
-very well be asked in the House of Commons by one of the members for
-the county.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER IX
-
-
-Before any definite action was taken, the public interest was diverted
-from Miss Blow and her affairs by a new sensation. At about half-past
-one o'clock Mrs. Patsy Devlin was seen advancing along the street
-towards the barrack with a crowd of women and children after her. Her
-appearance suggested that she was suffering from an extremity of grief.
-Her hair hung loose over her shoulders in picturesque grey wisps. Her
-bodice had only one fastening, a white pin, driven through it near the
-neck. Below the pin the garment gaped, down to the point at which,
-still gaping, it was tucked into a crimson petticoat. Her boots, a pair
-so large that they might have been, and probably were, her husband's,
-were unlaced, and clattered on the ground every time she lifted her
-feet.
-
-"Himself is gone from me," she wailed, when she reached the door of the
-barrack, "gone and left me, and me sick in my bed with an impression
-on my chest and a rumbling within in the inside of me as it might be
-a cart, or two carts, and they with turf in them going along on the
-street."
-
-"My good woman," said Sergeant Farrelly, "go home out of this, and
-don't be making a disturbance on the public street."
-
-"Home, is it?" wailed Mrs. Devlin; "and where will I find a home when
-himself is gone from me?"
-
-"Go to your bed," said the sergeant; "and if so be that you're sick
-the way you're after telling us, get the doctor to attend you."
-
-Then he recollected that there was no doctor in Clonmore, and suggested
-as an alternative that she should send one of the children up to Jimmy
-O'Loughlin's shop to buy "some sort of a bottle that would do her good."
-
-"And what good would a bottle be to me, if I had the money to pay for
-it itself, and where would I get the money, with himself gone from me?
-It was a bad head he was to me, and many's the time I've been sorry
-that ever I married him, but sure it's worse I'll do without him now
-he's gone."
-
-"And that's true for her, the creature," said old Biddy Halloran from
-the outskirts of the crowd.
-
-"Where is he gone to?" asked the sergeant.
-
-"Is it where has he gone? If I knew that, would I come to you to find
-him for me? Where has he gone? Och! but I'd be the thankful woman this
-day if I could lay my eyes on him."
-
-Mrs. Devlin wept wildly.
-
-"Stop your crying, woman dear," said a sympathizer; "sure the police
-will have him found for you in two twos. Isn't that what they're here
-for?"
-
-"When did you miss him?" asked the sergeant.
-
-"Miss him! Amn't I missing him every minute since he went from me, and
-the children along with me crying for their da, and them with no da
-left them?"
-
-"When did you see him last?" said the sergeant, varying the form of his
-question.
-
-"I seen him," said Mrs. Devlin, "e'er last night. He came home, and him
-after spending the evening at Jimmy O'Loughlin's."
-
-"Had he drink taken?"
-
-Mrs. Devlin hesitated. One of her supporters in the crowd encouraged
-her to speak out boldly.
-
-"Don't be afeard, Mrs. Devlin, ma'am. Speak up to the sergeant when he
-asks you the question. It's for your own good that he's trying to get
-the truth out of you."
-
-"I won't," said Mrs. Devlin at last, "be telling lies to you. He had
-not. There wasn't a sign of it on him, though I won't deny that he
-might have had a glass of porter or the like."
-
-"And did he spent the night with you in the house?"
-
-"He did--he did," wailed Mrs. Devlin, overcome afresh by the
-recollection. "And in the morning, as it might be yesterday morning,
-when he had his breakfast took, 'I'm off,' says he, 'up to the Castle,'
-says he, 'to see the old lord that always was a good friend to me and
-my father before me.' And I never seen him since."
-
-"Did he go to the Castle?" asked the sergeant.
-
-"How would I know whether he did or not? Amn't I after telling you that
-I was sick in my bed?"
-
-"He did go," said a man from the crowd, "for I seen him getting over
-the wall into the deer park, and him looking most determined, the same
-as if he had business to do."
-
-"And why didn't you come up and tell me before?" said the sergeant.
-"He's gone for twenty-four hours and more, and it's only now you find
-it out."
-
-"I was expecting him to step into the house every minute," said Mrs.
-Devlin, "and I wasn't willing to lay my mind down to it that he was
-gone, till there was no help for it."
-
-"The Lord save us!" said old Biddy Halloran. "It's an afflicted
-creature you are this day, Mary Devlin."
-
-Sergeant Farrelly buttoned his tunic and took his cap. He summoned
-Constable Cole and they marched together down the street towards Jimmy
-O'Loughlin's hotel. The crowd, Mrs. Devlin at the head of it, followed
-them. Constable Cole turned.
-
-"Go home out of that the lot of you," he said, "and take Mrs. Devlin
-along with you. The matter is in the hands of the police now, and that
-ought to content you."
-
-Jimmy O'Loughlin's customers deserted him as soon as the noise of
-Mrs. Devlin's wailing was heard in the street. He stood alone behind
-his bar when the police entered the hotel. He greeted the sergeant
-heartily, for he was a man of good conscience and unaware of any reason
-why he should dread a visit from the police. He was struck by the
-solemn severity with which Sergeant Farrelly replied to his greeting,
-and became vaguely uneasy. The business of a publican is beset with
-legal snares which only the most fortunate men succeed in avoiding
-altogether. Jimmy examined himself rapidly, but failed to discover
-anything in his immediate past which could bring him under the lash of
-the law. He was quite sure that batch of convivial friends who absorbed
-a few dozen bottles of porter on the previous Sunday had entered his
-house unseen. They had certainly entered it cautiously--by the back
-door, after climbing over a wall into his yard. His mental attitude was
-that of the people of the town of Bethlehem when the prophet Samuel
-came unexpectedly among them. They were not conscious of deserving any
-kind of denunciation, but they were anxious, and said to the great
-man: "Comest thou peaceably?" Jimmy O'Loughlin might have repeated
-their exact words, but he had never heard the story, and was therefore
-unable to quote from it. His face wore an expression of anxious
-interrogation.
-
-"Did you hear," said Sergeant Farrelly, "what they're after telling me
-about Patsy Devlin?"
-
-"What about him?" said Jimmy cautiously.
-
-"He's left the town, and deserted his wife and family."
-
-"Do you say that now?"
-
-"It's not me that says it," said the sergeant; "but it's being said."
-
-"I wouldn't wonder," said Jimmy, "but there might be some truth in it."
-
-Neither he nor his public-house could be held in any way responsible
-for the disappearance of Patsy Devlin. He felt free to discuss
-the event in a friendly way with the police and to give them any
-information he could so long as he said nothing likely to lead to the
-capture of Patsy.
-
-"I'm told," said the sergeant, "that the last night he was in Clonmore
-he spent the most of it along with yourself."
-
-"He might," said Jimmy.
-
-He did not quite see the point of the sergeant's remark, and felt that
-he must be cautious.
-
-"Could you give me any information about what he intended doing with
-himself the next day?"
-
-"He told me," said Jimmy, after thinking the matter over, "and it
-could be that he was telling me the truth--he told me he was going up
-to the Castle to try if he could get a pound, or maybe two pounds,
-out of Lord Manton for the sports. He was collecting the town and the
-district; and he said to me himself that he'd done well. The money was
-coming in better than ever it did."
-
-"Ah!" said the sergeant with deep meaning.
-
-"Just so," said Jimmy.
-
-"And was that what you meant this minute when you said that you
-wouldn't wonder if there might be some truth in what they're saying
-about him being gone?"
-
-"He's not the first," said Jimmy, "nor he won't be the last. There was
-Cooney that was treasurer of the League, and nobody ever heard of him
-after. It was upwards of twenty pounds he had. There was----"
-
-"It's larceny," said Constable Cole.
-
-"You're wrong there," said the sergeant. "It's misappropriation of
-public funds under trust, besides the charge that might be brought by
-the subscribers of obtaining money under false pretences."
-
-"You'll never get him," said Jimmy.
-
-"It isn't him I'm thinking of," said the sergeant, "but his wife that's
-left with a long family dependent on her and not knowing where to look
-for the bit to put into their mouths."
-
-"It's a pity of the creature," said Constable Cole. "It's badly she'll
-be able to do without him."
-
-"If so be," said Jimmy, "that Patsy's gone the way you say, he'll have
-left a trifle behind him for the widow, be the same more or less. He
-always had a good heart, and it wouldn't be like a thing he'd do to
-leave his children to starve."
-
-"Devil the penny she owned up to anyway," said the sergeant.
-
-"Then he'll send it," said Jimmy; "he'll send it from America."
-
-"He might," said the sergeant.
-
-"The world," said Constable Cole, "is full of trouble, any way you look
-at it."
-
-"Does Father Moroney know he's gone?" asked Jimmy.
-
-"I'm thinking he must," said the sergeant; "he could hardly miss
-hearing the way the creature was going on in the street, crying all
-sorts."
-
-"He'll be apt to be raising a subscription for her," said Jimmy, "to
-put her over until such time as Patsy sends home the trifle he has for
-her."
-
-"I'll give something towards it myself," said the sergeant, "and I'll
-see that the men in the barrack contributes."
-
-Jimmy O'Loughlin was not to be outdone in generosity by the members of
-the constabulary.
-
-"I have the pound by me," he said, "that I'd promised Patsy Devlin, the
-poor boy, for the sports. I hadn't it paid over to him, thanks be to
-God. I'd be thankful to you, sergeant, if you'd take it and hand it on
-to Father Moroney. It's no more than due to the woman, seeing that her
-husband could have had it if he'd thought of taking it, and I'll add
-another five shillings to it from myself."
-
-He handed the whole sum over to Sergeant Farrelly, who put it in his
-pocket.
-
-"He was always a bit of a lad, that Patsy Devlin," said Constable Cole.
-
-"He might be a bit foolish at times," said Jimmy; "but there was no
-harm in him."
-
-"It's as good for you," said the sergeant, "that you didn't make him
-the inspector of sheep dipping that time."
-
-"It was that preyed on his mind," said Jimmy. "He never rightly got
-over it. I don't say he'd have been elected--there was better men up
-for the job than him--but he destroyed himself altogether when he went
-getting a testimonial to his character from Lord Manton. The League
-wouldn't stand the like of that, and small blame to them. It couldn't
-be expected that they would."
-
-"We'll go up to the Castle," said the sergeant to Constable Cole, "and
-find out whether Patsy went there before he left, if so be that his
-lordship has come home."
-
-"I didn't hear any talk of his being away," said Jimmy.
-
-"Well, he was away. Yesterday and to-day."
-
-"That's queer now," said Jimmy, "for it was only this morning I was
-talking to Byrne the steward, and he told me that his lordship was
-walking round yesterday afternoon looking into the new drain he's
-thinking of making across the top of the deer park, and that he went in
-for his tea the same as usual. What's more, he was speaking to Byrne
-this morning about the disgraceful way the roads is kept by the County
-Council, and the rates being so high and such-like."
-
-"It couldn't be," said the sergeant, "for I was up there three times
-yesterday, and I wasn't able to see him."
-
-"Take care but he didn't want to see you."
-
-"And I had a letter from him this morning telling me that he'd be away
-from home all the day."
-
-"Take care," said Jimmy again, "but he mightn't have wanted to see
-you."
-
-"And why wouldn't he?"
-
-"I'm not saying it is, mind you," said Jimmy; "but it might be that he
-knows more about Patsy Devlin than he'd care to tell. Him and Patsy was
-mighty thick."
-
-"Talk sense, can't you?" said the sergeant. "Is it likely now that a
-man like his lordship would be conniving at the escape of a criminal
-from justice?"
-
-"I said no such thing," said Jimmy; "and I'll thank you, Sergeant
-Farrelly, not to be putting it out that I did. What I said was that
-he might know more than he'd care to tell. Would you think now that a
-gentleman like him--and I'll say this for him, that he always was a
-gentleman--do you think now that, if so be he did know where Patsy was
-gone, he'd be wanting to tell you and maybe get a poor man into trouble
-that he had a liking for? Didn't you tell me this minute that he had
-himself hid away from you when you were up at the Castle looking for
-him? Why would he do the like? Tell me that now. Why would he do it?"
-
-"Come along out of this," said the sergeant to Constable Cole. "We've
-no business standing here listening to such talk. I'm going up to the
-Castle now, Mr. O'Loughlin, and if I hear so much as another word of
-that nonsense out of your head I'll tell his lordship what you're after
-saying."
-
-"You may tell him," said Jimmy, "when you get a hold of him to tell;
-but it's my belief that if he hid on you yesterday, he'll hide on you
-again to-day."
-
-It turned out that Jimmy O'Loughlin was perfectly right. Constable Cole
-said that he was prepared to swear, if necessary, that he saw Lord
-Manton looking out of one of the windows of the Castle. But Wilkins
-was as impenetrably suave as he had been the day before.
-
-"His lordship left word," he said, "in case you called, that he was
-away from home and couldn't say precisely when he might return."
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER X
-
-
-Mr. Goddard, the District Inspector of Police, was a young man and
-stood on the lowest rung of his professional ladder. It was recognized
-by his superiors, it was even feared by the man himself, that he was
-never likely to rise very high in the service. He was, in fact, an
-inefficient officer. He had a natural sense of humour, which was a
-great misfortune, because it led him to see situations like those of
-comic operas in the course of the duties which he was called upon to
-perform. He was wise enough not to laugh loudly at the things which
-happened; but the fact that a great deal of what he had to do struck
-him as ludicrous prevented his doing his duty heartily and thoroughly.
-An Irish police officer ought to have a good opinion of himself and
-his position. He ought to recognize his official kinship with the
-potentates who draw large salaries for administering the affairs of the
-Indians, the Egyptians, and other barbarous peoples. He is humbler, of
-course, and is paid less; but he is engaged in the same kind of work.
-He is securing to a conquered people the blessings of law and order.
-Unfortunately, Mr. Goddard could never see himself steadily in this
-light. Another cause of his inefficiency was indolence. The duties
-which did not strike him as comic bored him intolerably; but like many
-lazy men, he was subject to spasms of vigour when irritated. It was his
-custom to avoid doing anything for as long as possible, and at last,
-if goaded beyond endurance, to act with a violence which surprised his
-subordinates. He had a taste for literature, even when it took the form
-of poetry, and used to read a good deal in the evenings.
-
-He was reading a novel when Miss Blow and Constable Moriarty drove up
-to his house. He received them in his dining-room, and was chiefly
-anxious at first to get rid of them as soon as possible. He did not
-realize for some time that Miss Blow was the kind of woman who ought to
-be offered a chair and invited to sit down on it. She came, apparently,
-in the custody of a policeman, and Mr. Goddard did not look closely at
-her. She saved him from any embarrassment he might afterwards have felt
-by walking over to an armchair and settling herself comfortably in it.
-
-Constable Moriarty produced Lord Manton's note of complaint and handed
-it over to his officer. He explained that Sergeant Farrelly had called
-three times at Clonmore Castle and had waited in the hall for some
-hours in the hope of seeing Lord Manton. Mr. Goddard read the note
-and asked a number of questions. He succeeded in greatly embarrassing
-Constable Moriarty. That young man had the feelings of a gentleman. He
-would not say anything likely to cause pain or discomfort to a lady.
-He hesitated in his account of Miss Blow's invasion of the barrack. He
-contradicted himself three times in trying to explain the views of the
-police about the disappearance of Dr. O'Grady.
-
-Miss Blow cut into the conversation sharply.
-
-"I demand," she said, "that the police should investigate a case of
-murder, and they refuse to do so."
-
-Mr. Goddard, for the first time, took a good look at her. He realized
-at once that she was an extremely handsome girl. Even so it seemed
-improbable that any one would murder a dispensary doctor well known to
-be very popular.
-
-"Murder," he said tentatively, "is perhaps too strong a word."
-
-"Lord Manton agrees with me," said Miss Blow, "that he has been
-murdered."
-
-She took Lord Manton's note from her pocket and handed it to Mr.
-Goddard. He read it, reread it, and then turned inquiringly to the
-constable. Moriarty reluctantly admitted that Lord Manton's words might
-bear the interpretation which Miss Blow put on them.
-
-"Then why on earth did you not investigate the matter?" said Mr.
-Goddard.
-
-Constable Moriarty became very confused. With Miss Blow's fine eyes
-fixed on him he could not bring himself to blurt out the naked truth.
-He was as unwilling as everybody else had been to break the heart of a
-beautiful girl by saying that her lover had basely deserted her.
-
-"It could be," he said feebly, "that the doctor's alive and well yet."
-
-This was very much Mr. Goddard's own opinion. He read Lord Manton's
-note again, and then turned to Miss Blow.
-
-"I am very sorry," he said, "that you should have been put to so much
-trouble and inconvenience. I hope I am not tiring you too much, but
-would you mind telling me what reasons you have for supposing that Dr.
-O'Grady has been murdered?"
-
-Miss Blow's eyes suddenly filled with tears. She caught at her skirt
-with both hands, clenching the folds of it tightly.
-
-"We were to have been married this year," she said, "and oh----"
-
-Then, fumbling hurriedly for her pocket-handkerchief, she burst into
-a flood of tears. There was every excuse for her. She had been driven
-to the belief that her lover was murdered. She had gone through three
-trying days, the last two of them very trying. She was a stranger among
-people who seemed heartless and cruel to an extraordinary degree. She
-had every right to an outbreak of hysterical weeping. Yet it should
-be noted to her credit that she chose as the witness of her breakdown
-the man, of all those whom she had met, most likely to be influenced
-by tears. Lord Manton, if she had wept in his study, would have
-comforted her; but he would also have enjoyed his task and would have
-appreciated the appearance of her slobbered cheeks. Sergeant Farrelly
-would have sympathized with her if she had wept in the police barrack,
-but he would not have gone out to search for Dr. O'Grady's body merely
-because she made a sponge of her pocket-handkerchief. Mr. Goddard was
-different. He was young, and though he had a sense of humour, the sight
-of a beautiful girl shaken with sobs embarrassed him.
-
-He did not exactly know what he ought to do. He looked round, hoping
-for some suggestion from the constable; but Moriarty had slipped
-quietly from the room. Mr. Goddard made a hasty and impassioned vow
-that he would give Constable Moriarty a severe lesson in the respect
-due to his superior officer. Then he looked at Miss Blow again. She was
-sobbing convulsively. He watched her helplessly for several minutes,
-and then asked her if she would like a cup of tea. He had to repeat
-the question twice, because, owing to nervousness, he was inaudible
-the first time he asked it. Miss Blow, when she heard what he said,
-shook her head vigorously. Mr. Goddard felt that there must have been
-something insulting about the suggestion, and was sorry he had made it.
-He wished very much that he knew how to behave under the circumstances.
-By way of relieving the tension of the situation he got up and stood
-behind Miss Blow. Then he walked round her chair and stood in front
-of her. Neither position availed to check her weeping. Her head was
-bowed almost to her lap and her face was covered with her hands. It
-occurred to him that it might soothe her if he patted her back and
-shoulders gently. He stretched out his hand. Then he paused. He was a
-man of chivalrous feeling towards women, the result perhaps of reading
-Tennyson's poetry, and it struck him that it would be unfair to pat a
-girl who was obviously incapable of resisting. He stood irresolute, his
-hand still stretched out. His attitude was not unlike that of a priest
-who bestows a benediction upon a deeply contrite penitent.
-
-"Miss Blow," he said at last, "please stop crying."
-
-Curiously enough this appeal produced its effect upon her.
-
-"How can I help crying," she said, though her utterance was broken with
-sobs, "when he's dead, and no one will help me even to find his body?"
-
-Mr. Goddard's resolution was taken in an instant. He did not believe
-that Dr. O'Grady was dead. He knew that he was laying up trouble for
-himself in the future; but it was absolutely necessary to stop Miss
-Blow crying and, if possible, to get her out of the house.
-
-"I'll help you," he said. "I'll do all that can be done to find him. I
-shall put all the men in my district to work. I shall leave no place
-unsearched until I find him, alive or dead."
-
-Miss Blow looked up at him, and smiled through her tears. Even an
-ordinary girl, with no particular pretensions to beauty, looks very
-charming when she succeeds in smiling and crying at the same time.
-Miss Blow seemed radiantly lovely. Mr. Goddard felt that he was losing
-command of himself. He felt strongly inclined to quote some poetry. He
-knew that there must be poetry suitable to the situation, but for the
-moment he could think of nothing except four lines out of _Maud_.
-
- "Oh, that 'twere possible
- After long grief and pain,
- To feel the arms of my true love
- Around me once again."
-
-There was a certain appropriateness about the verses, and yet he
-hesitated to quote them. He was not sure that Miss Blow would care to
-admit in plain words to a total stranger that she wanted Dr. O'Grady's
-arms round her. Miss Blow saved him from his uncertainty. She gave her
-eyes two rapid dabs with her wet pocket-handkerchief, and said--
-
-"When shall we start?"
-
-"Some day next week," said Mr. Goddard. "Suppose we say----"
-
-Miss Blow collapsed again, and showed every sign of more tears.
-
-"Sooner, if you like," said Mr. Goddard hurriedly.
-
-"At once, then," said Miss Blow, rallying; "at once; this very moment."
-
-Mr. Goddard looked at his watch. It was three o'clock. It would take
-him at least two hours to drive to Clonmore. He could do very little
-there that evening.
-
-"At once," repeated Miss Blow; "this very instant."
-
-Mr. Goddard gave in. He believed that he was going to make a fool of
-himself, but saw no way of escape. Miss Blow's vigorous manner of
-crying convinced him that she was quite capable of sitting in his
-dining-room and continuing to cry until he set out in search of Dr.
-O'Grady's body.
-
-"Will you excuse me," he said, "while I go upstairs and put on my
-uniform?"
-
-Miss Blow nodded and smiled again. The thought of a uniform comforted
-her. A man can hardly fail in his duty when he puts on a uniform for
-the express purpose of performing it. Mr. Goddard took courage from her
-smile.
-
-"I shall tell my housekeeper," he said, "to bring you a cup of tea. I
-am sure you must need it. You can drink it while you are waiting. I
-shall have my horse harnessed and drive you back with me to Clonmore."
-
-This time Miss Blow did not refuse the tea. She drank two cups of it
-when it was brought to her, and finished a plate of bread-and-butter.
-It took Mr. Goddard some time to array himself, because he paused
-frequently to try and hit upon some way of getting rid of Miss Blow
-without driving her into Clonmore. He tried in vain. Miss Blow, after
-drinking her tea, was able to devote a few minutes to her hair and the
-position of her hat. There was a mirror over the chimney-piece in Mr.
-Goddard's dining-room.
-
-Mr. Goddard's horse was a good one, and could undoubtedly have done the
-journey to Clonmore in less than two hours, but Mr. Goddard did not
-press him. He found the drive agreeable. Miss Blow had quite stopped
-crying before she got into the trap, and she talked with the utmost
-frankness about her affairs. There is something very delightful in the
-confidences of a beautiful girl. Miss Blow had a way of looking up with
-her eyes wide open, which sent a curious thrill of pleasure through
-Mr. Goddard. There was only one thing which marred the enjoyment of
-the drive. Her confidences were of the most puzzling and embarrassing
-kind. She told how everybody in Clonmore had lied. And so far, Mr.
-Goddard sympathized with her. But he could not help asking himself why
-they lied. Even Jimmy O'Loughlin, as Mr. Goddard understood, would
-not lie persistently without a motive of some kind. Of course, Miss
-Blow had an explanation ready at hand. Dr. O'Grady was murdered, and
-everybody was interested in concealing the fact. But Mr. Goddard could
-not believe this. He did not attempt to argue with her, for he had no
-wish to reduce her to tears again; but he knew very well that nobody in
-the neighbourhood would murder Dr. O'Grady. He was inclined at first
-to think, as every one else did, that the doctor had run away from his
-creditors; but Miss Blow demonstrated the absurdity of this theory.
-She had come to Clonmore with a blank cheque signed by her father, and
-full authority to pay every penny the doctor owed. She had told him
-beforehand in a letter that he might expect some relief. Mr. Goddard
-was forced to admit that under the circumstances it was very unlikely
-that Dr. O'Grady had allowed himself to be chased away to America by
-his creditors.
-
-At the same time, the doctor had undoubtedly disappeared. That seemed
-the one solid fact there was. Miss Blow referred frequently to Lord
-Manton's note. It puzzled Mr. Goddard quite as much as anything else
-did. He knew Lord Manton, and he could not understand how he came to
-believe, as apparently he did believe, in the murder of Dr. O'Grady.
-Mr. Goddard made up his mind that he would go up to Clonmore Castle
-and talk the whole matter over with Lord Manton. This was the solitary
-decision he was able to come to; though he was obliged to pledge
-himself over and over again to institute a strict search for the
-doctor's body. He arrived at last in Clonmore and drove straight up to
-the hotel.
-
-"You must be very tired," he said to Miss Blow, "quite worn out. Now
-that the matter is in my hands, you need have no further anxiety. I
-hope you will stay quietly in the hotel and rest till I see you again."
-
-He spoke quite sincerely. He did hope that Miss Blow would go into the
-hotel and stay there. He feared that she might feel it necessary to
-follow him about and watch what he did.
-
-"I shall inform you at once," he went on, "of everything which
-transpires. I must spend this evening in making some preliminary
-inquiries; but there is no necessity for you to fatigue yourself
-further."
-
-Miss Blow looked at him long and searchingly. Mr. Goddard felt that she
-was judging of his strength and determination, was deciding whether she
-could fully trust him or not. He endeavoured to assume the expression
-of face which he believed to be common to those strong, silent
-Englishmen, whom the heroines of novels learn, after other people have
-turned out to be frauds, to trust to the uttermost. He was, apparently,
-quite successful in his effort. He deserved to be; for he really felt
-for the moment, with Miss Blow's eyes on him, that he was exactly the
-kind of man he wished to appear. Miss Blow, without a word, stretched
-out her hand to him. He took it and ventured to press it slightly. He
-would have carried it to his lips and pressed a reverent kiss upon it,
-if Jimmy O'Loughlin had not been standing at the door of the hotel.
-Afterwards he was sorry that he had not defied Jimmy O'Loughlin. A
-reverent kiss, even if it had to soak through a glove, would have been
-most appropriate to the occasion.
-
-Miss Blow got out of the trap and went into the hotel. Mr. Goddard
-drove on to the police barrack.
-
-He found Sergeant Farrelly and Constable Cole drawn up before the door.
-They had seen their inspector drive into the town and were ready for
-him. Mr. Goddard at once ordered the sergeant to follow him into the
-barrack. Constable Cole mounted guard over the horse and trap.
-
-"Now, sergeant," said Mr. Goddard, "what have you to tell me about the
-disappearance of Dr. O'Grady?"
-
-"There's another man gone since then, sir," said the sergeant gloomily.
-
-"What do you mean? Who's gone?"
-
-"I thought it right to let you know, sir--I was within writing a
-report on the matter when I seen you drive into the town--that Patsy
-Devlin the smith is gone. His wife was up at the barrack shortly after
-Constable Moriarty left with the young lady, and she says he's missing."
-
-"It's a queer thing," said Mr. Goddard, "that two men should disappear
-in this sort of way within a couple of days of each other. It looks
-bad. Let's take them one at a time and see what we can make out of
-them. What have you to say about the doctor?"
-
-"Everybody knows the reason he's made off," said the sergeant, "only
-nobody'd like to be telling the young lady, and that's what has us all
-put about the way we are."
-
-"Do you mean debt?"
-
-"I do, sir. It's common talk. Jimmy O'Loughlin told me himself----"
-
-"It's not true anyhow, whether Jimmy O'Loughlin said it or not.
-Whatever it was made the doctor bolt, it wasn't that."
-
-"Then I don't know what it would be."
-
-"No more do I; but I'm going to see Lord Manton and talk to him about
-it."
-
-"It could be," said Sergeant Farrelly, "that he'd know. Did you take
-notice of the note that he gave to the young lady?"
-
-"Yes; I saw it."
-
-"Well now, his lordship couldn't be believing that the doctor's
-murdered, and whatever made him write that note it's my opinion that
-there was something behind it. And what's more, Jimmy O'Loughlin
-says----"
-
-"Damn Jimmy O'Loughlin!"
-
-"Jimmy O'Loughlin says," went on the sergeant, "that his lordship knows
-something, be the same more or less, about Patsy Devlin. I wouldn't
-wonder now if he'd be able to tell you where the both of the two of
-them is gone and why."
-
-"What about Patsy Devlin?" asked Mr. Goddard. "What sort of a man is
-he?"
-
-"He's no great things any way you take him. He's a bit foolish at
-times, and takes more than is good for him. I hear them say that he
-fretted a deal when they didn't make him the inspector of sheep
-dipping. It might be that the disappointment preyed on him, that and
-the drink, so as he wouldn't be rightly responsible for what he did."
-
-"Was he mixed up with the League?"
-
-"He was one time, but there was a falling out between him and them over
-the sheep dipping. Patsy wasn't what you'd call great with the League
-since then. I'm told he had a deal of money collected for the sports.
-Jimmy O'Loughlin let out to me that----"
-
-"It seems to me," said Mr. Goddard, "that Jimmy O'Loughlin knows more
-about these disappearances than anybody else about the place."
-
-"Unless it would be Lord Manton," said the sergeant.
-
-"I'll see Lord Manton anyhow," said Mr. Goddard. "You can tell the
-constable to take my horse and trap round to the hotel. I'll walk up to
-the Castle."
-
-"It'll be well," said the sergeant, "if you get seeing his lordship."
-
-He spoke meaningly. Mr. Goddard, who was half way to the barrack door,
-turned back.
-
-"What's that you say?"
-
-"It'll be well," said the sergeant, "if you're not told that his
-lordship's away from home."
-
-"What do you mean by that?"
-
-"I was up there yesterday," said the sergeant; "off and on I was there
-for the most of the day; and I was up there again to-day, and all I got
-by it was word that his lordship was away from home. Jimmy O'Loughlin
-was saying----"
-
-"Go on," said Mr. Goddard; "Jimmy O'Loughlin's remarks are always
-valuable."
-
-"He was saying that his lordship was within all the time. It was his
-opinion--I'm not saying was he right or wrong--but it was his opinion
-that his lordship didn't want the police next or nigh him."
-
-"Jimmy O'Loughlin," said Mr. Goddard, "appears to be as big a fool as
-anybody about Clonmore."
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XI
-
-
-Wilkins was a little puzzled when he opened the door to Mr. Goddard.
-His orders were definite. Lord Manton was not at home when the police
-called. Mr. Goddard in his uniform, complete to the sword, the whistle
-and the spurs, was undeniably a policeman. But Wilkins was a good
-servant, a very good servant. He was accustomed to interpreting his
-orders as well as obeying them. He knew that Mr. Goddard was a superior
-kind of policeman. He dined occasionally at Clonmore Castle, and
-Wilkins waited on him. After a moment's hesitation, Wilkins offered to
-go and find out whether Lord Manton was at home or not. Mr. Goddard
-was shown into a large, desolate drawing-room, and left there. Wilkins
-was glad afterwards that he had appreciated the difference in standing
-between a district inspector and a sergeant. It appeared that Lord
-Manton was quite willing to see this visitor. Mr. Goddard was shown
-into the library.
-
-"Sit down," said Lord Manton. "I'm very glad to see you. You'll stay
-and dine, won't you? Since poor O'Grady left us I haven't had a soul to
-speak to at meals."
-
-"It was about Dr. O'Grady's disappearance that I called to see you,"
-said Mr. Goddard.
-
-"There's no use coming to me about that. I'm a magistrate, I know; but
-I very seldom act. Why not go to Jimmy O'Loughlin? He loves signing
-papers."
-
-"I'm rather puzzled over the case. The fact is----"
-
-"My advice to you is to leave it alone. Don't do anything. Masterly
-inactivity is plainly the policy for you."
-
-"That's all well enough. I'd be very glad to leave it alone. There's
-nothing I'd like better. But the fact is, I can't. I'm more or less
-pledged to---- My hand has been, so to speak, forced."
-
-"Had a visit from Miss Blow?"
-
-"Yes."
-
-"She's a wonderful woman. She was here yesterday; spent half an hour
-with me in this very room."
-
-"She's a very good-looking girl," said Mr. Goddard.
-
-"She is. I admit that. Her eyes, for instance. Grey, I thought them;
-but they looked quite blue in certain lights; and a very good figure,
-a remarkable figure. All the same I couldn't have her settling herself
-down for good and all in my house. I had to get her out of it somehow.
-I gave her a note for Sergeant Farrelly."
-
-"Oh! That's the meaning of your note. It rather puzzled me."
-
-"I'm afraid it must have rather puzzled Sergeant Farrelly too. I felt
-sorry for him; but what could I do? She evidently meant to stay here
-till I gave her a note of the sort she wanted. I thought it better to
-shift the responsibility of dealing with her on to the sergeant. After
-all, he's paid for looking into things of the kind. I'm not."
-
-"The sergeant sent her on to me. It was extremely awkward. She cried
-like anything."
-
-"I thought she'd have cried here," said Lord Manton; "but she didn't.
-Did you comfort her?"
-
-"No, I didn't. At least I suppose I did in the end. I didn't know what
-to do. I'm not a married man, and I'm not accustomed----"
-
-"How did you comfort her in the end? It would interest me very much to
-hear, if the details are of the sort that will bear repeating without
-giving Miss Blow away. Did you hold a pocket-handkerchief to her eyes?"
-
-"No, nothing of that kind. I----" Mr. Goddard hesitated.
-
-"Go on," said Lord Manton. "I'll treat whatever you say as strictly
-confidential."
-
-"Well, I promised to do what she asked."
-
-"Do you mean to say that you've pledged yourself to go searching the
-country for Dr. O'Grady's body?"
-
-"I couldn't help it. What on earth else could I do?"
-
-"And when do you start?"
-
-"I don't mean to start at all."
-
-Lord Manton pretended not to hear this remark.
-
-"Do the thing in style if you do it at all," he said. "Get bloodhounds.
-I'll give you the address of a man in England who breeds them. Fish out
-an old sock of the doctor's; let the bloodhound get the scent, and then
-we'll be off across country."
-
-"I don't mean to do any such fool thing."
-
-"We'll have glorious paragraphs in all the papers," said Lord Manton.
-"MYSTERIOUS DISAPPEARANCE OF A DOCTOR. VIGOROUS ACTION OF THE ROYAL
-IRISH CONSTABULARY. DISTRICT INSPECTOR GODDARD THINKS HE HAS A CLUE.
-BLOODHOUNDS USED. FIANCEE IN TEARS. Your portrait will appear
-along with Miss Blow's."
-
-"It's all very fine to laugh," said Mr. Goddard; "but of course I'm not
-going----"
-
-"You'll have to. You've promised. You can't go back on a promise made
-to a lady. Her portrait will be published in the papers and everybody
-will see how charming she is. You'll be an object of universal hatred
-and contempt if you go back on your word."
-
-"If ever it gets into the papers at all, you'll look quite as great a
-fool as I shall. Your note will be published. And, after all, you know,
-the girl has something to say for herself. The doctor's gone. Now, why
-the devil did he go, and where has he gone to?"
-
-"Can't you give a guess at his motives?"
-
-"No, I can't. It wasn't debt. Miss Blow told me herself that she was
-ready to pay every penny that he owed."
-
-"No; it's not debt. I thought it was at first, but it appears I was
-wrong."
-
-"He didn't drink," said Mr. Goddard, "that ever I heard of. Besides,
-even if he did, that would be no reason for bolting. Whisky's as plenty
-here as anywhere in the world."
-
-"No; it's not drink. Try the other thing. There's only one more. 'Love,
-or debt, or whisky'--you know the old saying. If it isn't either of the
-last two, it must be the first."
-
-"Love!" said Mr. Goddard.
-
-"Precisely."
-
-"But, hang it all! Miss Blow's quite ready to marry him."
-
-"Too ready," said Lord Manton; "that's my point."
-
-Mr. Goddard thought hard for a couple of minutes.
-
-"Do you mean to suggest," he said at last, "that he's run away from
-her?"
-
-"In the absence of any other conceivable reason for his bolting," said
-Lord Manton, "I am unwillingly driven to the conclusion that he wants
-to escape from Miss Blow."
-
-"But, hang it all! why should he? The girl's uncommonly good-looking."
-
-"Good looks aren't everything," said Lord Manton; "when you come to
-my time of life, you'll understand that. Just put yourself in the
-doctor's place for a minute. You've had some little experience of Miss
-Blow. So have I. But the poor doctor knew her a great deal better than
-we do. Just think of what his feelings must have been when he heard
-that she was coming over here to pay his debts. He'd be bound to marry
-her straight off after that. And then--just think of sitting down to
-breakfast every morning opposite a young woman of her character. I
-admit her good looks, but she's masterful. She'd bully a prize-fighter.
-The poor doctor wouldn't have had the ghost of a chance, especially as
-married life would begin by her paying his debts. That would give her
-the whip hand of him at once; and she's just the sort of girl who would
-make the most of her opportunities."
-
-"I don't know--it's possible, of course."
-
-"It's certain, man. Be reasonable. Here's a fact, a perfectly
-undeniable fact. The doctor's gone. Unless you're going to adopt Miss
-Blow's hypothesis----"
-
-"Oh, he's not murdered, of course. I know that."
-
-"Very well, then, my explanation of his disappearance is the only one
-that's left. And it's quite a probable one in itself. Nine men out of
-ten in the doctor's position would do exactly what he's done."
-
-"Then what the devil am I to do?"
-
-"You're in a deuced awkward position. I don't know what the end of it
-will be. The authorities certainly won't stand your taking the police
-away from their ordinary duties, and setting them to scour the country
-for the body of a man who isn't dead. There'd be questions asked in
-Parliament about it, and all sorts of fuss. Besides, you'd look such an
-ass."
-
-"I know I should."
-
-"All the same, you're in for it now. Unless you choose to go and tell
-Miss Blow the truth. She might believe you, though I very much doubt
-it."
-
-"I couldn't possibly do that. No man could tell a girl that her----
-But, look here, Lord Manton, your theory may be all very well so far as
-O'Grady is concerned; but there's another man gone now."
-
-"Patsy Devlin," said Lord Manton. "I heard about that."
-
-"Do you think he has run away through fear of his wife?"
-
-"No, I don't. There are plenty of other ways of accounting for his
-disappearance. Besides, in the case of Mrs. Devlin--you know her,
-perhaps?"
-
-"No; I never set eyes on the woman in my life."
-
-"Well, she's not equal to Miss Blow in personal appearance; but she has
-a certain charm of her own. You wouldn't meet a quieter, less obtrusive
-sort of woman anywhere. Nobody would run away from her unless he was
-forced to. You take my word for it, Patsy will send for her to follow
-him wherever he's gone to. I knew both Patsy and his wife well, and
-they always got on splendidly together. The poor fellow was something
-of a _protege_ of mine. I think he regarded me as a friend, and was
-inclined to confide in me. I gave him a letter of recommendation to the
-Board of Guardians, at the time of the election of the inspector of
-sheep dipping."
-
-"I understood from Sergeant Farrelly," said Mr. Goddard, "that the man
-was rather a blackguard."
-
-"A horrid blackguard," said Lord Manton. "That's why I didn't want them
-to elect him."
-
-"But I thought you said----"
-
-"So I did; but there's no use discussing that now. It's all over and
-done with. Poor Patsy will never inspect the dipping of a single sheep
-now. Besides, it's almost dinner-time. You'll stay, of course. Never
-mind about dressing."
-
-Mr. Goddard was tempted. Lord Manton would give him a good dinner;
-Jimmy O'Loughlin--and the choice lay between the two--would almost
-certainly give him a bad one. Inclination struggled with conscience. In
-the end conscience prevailed.
-
-"I can't," he said. "I must see Miss Blow this evening."
-
-"Oh, of course, if you have an appointment with Miss Blow--I suppose
-the poor doctor won't mind now."
-
-"You're quite wrong. I haven't that sort of an appointment at all. The
-simple fact is that I'm afraid of her. If I don't see her and manage to
-keep her quiet somehow, she'll be over at the barrack again making a
-nuisance of herself. You couldn't tell what she'd do."
-
-"She might take it into her head that you were murdered, and set
-everybody searching for your body."
-
-"She might do anything. That's the reason I won't stay to dine with
-you, though I'd like to."
-
-"Good night," said Lord Manton. "Let me know how things go on; and if
-you are driven to bloodhounds, remember that I can put you on to the
-best in England."
-
-When Mr. Goddard got back to the hotel, he found that his
-self-sacrifice was wasted. Miss Blow had retired to her room for the
-night.
-
-"It could be," said Jimmy O'Loughlin, "that the young lady was tired.
-'Bridgy,' says she, when she came in, 'I'm off up to my bed; and I'd be
-thankful to you if you'd bring me up a cup of tea when it's convenient
-to Mrs. O'Loughlin to wet it.'"
-
-This did not sound like a thing Miss Blow would have said. Mr. Goddard
-felt that Jimmy O'Loughlin was adding a varnish of politeness to the
-original remark. The next words reassured him. There was at least a
-foundation of fact beneath the version of the story which he had heard.
-
-"'And take care,' says she, 'that the kettle's boiling, for the last
-cup you made for me was poison, and smoked at that.'"
-
-The words were not yet the words of Miss Blow, but the meaning might
-very well have been hers.
-
-"She's mighty particular about her tea," said Jimmy. "She has the life
-fair plagued out of Bridgy; not but what Bridgy deserves it. And what
-would you be wishing for yourself, Mr. Goddard?"
-
-Mr. Goddard wished that he had accepted Lord Manton's invitation. Since
-it appeared that Miss Blow was safely in her room, perhaps actually in
-bed, he might just as well have dined in comfort at Clonmore Castle.
-But he did not make this reply to Jimmy O'Loughlin. He said that what
-he was wishing for himself was a chop and a bottle of porter. He might
-have said whisky instead of porter, but he knew that there was no hope
-of getting anything else in the way of food except the chop. Jimmy
-O'Loughlin accepted the order and ushered his guest into the commercial
-room, which happened to be empty.
-
-In due time Bridgy entered with the chop. It was served on a plate
-with a round tin cover over it; a cover which meant well, but failed
-to keep the chop warm. Mr. Goddard contemplated the frozen grease
-which clung round the edges of the plate, and then, lest it too should
-freeze, plunged his knife and fork into the chop. Bridgy uncorked his
-bottle of porter, and set it on the table beside a dish of potatoes.
-Yellow froth oozed rapidly from the mouth of the bottle and ran down
-on to the tablecloth. It added one more brown stain to those which
-the last four commercial travellers, eating in haste, had made with
-Worcester sauce, mustard, or gravy. Mr. Goddard, who had a fastidious
-dislike of dirty table linen, seized the bottle, and then discovered
-that he had no tumbler. He set the bottle in the fender, and rang the
-bell furiously. Bridgy half opened the door, and put her head into the
-room. The rest of her body remained outside. This was her ordinary way
-of presenting herself to people who rang bells. She looked as if she
-expected to have plates thrown at her, and meant to be ready for a
-swift retreat.
-
-"A tumbler," said Mr. Goddard.
-
-Bridgy smiled pleasantly. "It's hardly ever," she said, "I lay the
-table but I do be forgetting something. It might be the salt, or--have
-you the salt? Glory be to God! you have, and the spoon along with it."
-
-There was a pool of considerable size in the fender round the porter
-bottle, and the froth was still oozing out persistently.
-
-"A tumbler," said Mr. Goddard again.
-
-His tone startled Bridgy. She disappeared, closing the door behind her.
-In a few minutes she was back again without the tumbler.
-
-"Where is it?" said Mr. Goddard.
-
-"The mistress is giving it a bit of a rinse the way it'll be clean for
-you; and I came back to tell you that Mr. Moriarty from the barrack
-below is at the door, and he says he wants to see you. I'm thinking
-it's a telegram he has in his hand."
-
-Mr. Goddard rose. "Get a cloth," he said, "if there is a cloth in the
-house----"
-
-"Sure there is," murmured Bridgy, "there's dozens."
-
-"And mop up that abominable mess. Take the chop down to the kitchen and
-heat it up again. Get another bottle of porter; and for heaven's sake
-let me have a meal I can eat when I come back."
-
-He went out and discovered Constable Moriarty, who had, as Bridgy
-observed, a telegram in his hand.
-
-"It came, sir," said the constable, "and you just after leaving
-Ballymoy with the young lady. The sergeant beyond said I'd better bring
-it with me the way you'd get it at once, in case it might be important."
-
-Mr. Goddard opened it. "From Inspector-General, Dublin Castle," he
-read. "Party of Members of Parliament arrive Clonmore to-morrow, noon,
-from Dublin. On tour. Provide vehicles to meet train. Show every
-attention. Five in party."
-
-"Damn it!" said Mr. Goddard.
-
-Every one in Ireland had heard of the tour of the Members of
-Parliament. It was well advertised by means of paragraphs in all
-the daily papers, so well advertised that an exaggerated opinion
-was formed in Ireland of the importance of the party. It was
-generally believed--and the language of the newspapers fostered the
-delusion--that at least two Cabinet Ministers were coming, ten or
-twelve influential politicians, and that more than the usual number of
-journalists would be in attendance. It was felt that the tour offered
-a unique opportunity for producing a lasting effect on English public
-opinion. There was, consequently, a severe struggle in Dublin among
-the numerous people who wanted to conduct the strangers round Ireland.
-Not only all the heads of all the Boards and Departments, but all the
-Presidents and Secretaries of the Leagues and Associations unconnected
-with the Government were anxious to secure the honour. In the end it
-fell to a high official, who, in order to obtain it, made what was felt
-to be an unfair use of the influence he possessed in England. When he
-found at the last moment that the party consisted after all of only two
-Members of Parliament, and they men of inferior calibre and no real
-standing, he was disgusted and withdrew his offer of a motor car. When
-he found, further, that there were to be no journalists, and that the
-Members of Parliament were to be accompanied only by three women, two
-wives and one aunt, he lost his temper and offered the party to any
-League which liked to apply for it. In the end he made over his whole
-responsibility to the police. The party went from place to place in
-the usual way. It was met at railway stations by polite inspectors of
-police, allowed to ask questions of the people who could be relied upon
-to supply the proper answers, and given every opportunity of seeing
-with its own eyes the things that inquiring Englishmen ought to see.
-The Members enjoyed themselves immensely, and insisted on prolonging
-their tour after all the places originally marked out for them had been
-visited. Then the Inspector-General of Police, who was getting tired
-of making arrangements for them, sent them to Clonmore. It was a very
-distant place, the terminus of the line of railway on which it stood,
-and it was supposed that no harm could possibly come of their visiting
-it. They were told to drive from Clonmore round a particularly
-desolate coast, to stop at hotels which were quite abominable, and to
-pick up another railway fifty miles off. The Inspector-General reckoned
-that the trip would take at least four days, and that at the end of it
-the party would have had enough of Ireland. In any case he would not
-be bothered with them again until they reached the fifty miles distant
-railway station.
-
-When Mr. Goddard read the telegram he was greatly irritated. He did not
-want to conduct a party of Members of Parliament round Clonmore, and
-their coming would certainly not help him to deal with Miss Blow. He
-foresaw frightful complications. It was possible that the Members of
-Parliament, rejoicing in the unexpected discovery of a side of Irish
-life hitherto unknown to them, might insist on joining in the search
-for the body of Dr. O'Grady. He determined, if he possibly could, to
-prevent their arrival. He went back into the hotel and wrote a telegram.
-
-"Inspector-General of Police, Dublin. This district quite unsuited
-to Members of Parliament. Am investigating cases of mysterious
-disappearance. Inhabitants greatly excited. Disaffection feared. Send
-party elsewhere."
-
-"Take this," he said to Constable Moriarty, "and dispatch it at once."
-
-"The office shuts at eight, sir," said the constable; "but I'll see
-that it's sent off first thing in the morning."
-
-Mr. Goddard looked at his watch. It was twenty minutes to nine o'clock.
-At eight the next morning the party would leave Dublin. He swore again
-and tore up his telegram.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XII
-
-
-Mr. Goddard met Miss Blow at breakfast next morning, and nerved himself
-to the task of telling her that the search for Dr. O'Grady's body must
-be put off for twenty-four hours on account of the visit of the Members
-of Parliament to the district. He did not know exactly how she would
-take the news. He half hoped she might get angry and say something
-which would give him an excuse for washing his hands of her affairs.
-He feared that she might cry again as she had cried in his dining-room
-the day before. He did not want to comfort her under Jimmy O'Loughlin's
-roof. Either Bridgy or Mrs. O'Loughlin might enter the room at any
-moment. Even Jimmy himself, under some pretext, might interrupt the
-affecting scene. Mr. Goddard was conscious that an account of his
-dealing with a tearful Miss Blow given by Jimmy O'Loughlin would add
-to the gaiety of the neighbourhood. His hope, as it turned out, was
-quite vain and his fear unfounded. Miss Blow took the news in a most
-unexpected way.
-
-"I'm glad to hear it," she said.
-
-Mr. Goddard was surprised. Miss Blow explained herself, and he came to
-see that she had not given up her plan of a search party. It appeared
-that she had a very high regard for Members of Parliament. Next to the
-Habeas Corpus Act, which did not apply in Dr. O'Grady's case because no
-one knew who had the body, and trial by jury, a notoriously uncertain
-thing in Ireland, she looked to Parliament as the great safeguard of
-individual rights and liberties.
-
-It became obvious to Mr. Goddard that Miss Blow expected the touring
-Members to take up her case at once and vigorously, perhaps to make
-a special law about it on the spot. He tried to explain that these
-particular Members were travelling unofficially. Miss Blow did not
-seem to think that fact made any difference. A Member of Parliament,
-according to her view, is a Member of Parliament, whether he is
-actually delivering a vote at Westminster or not. Mr. Goddard then gave
-it as his opinion that there were too few Members of Parliament in the
-party to do anything effective.
-
-"It isn't," he said, "as if we had enough of them to constitute a
-majority of the House."
-
-Miss Blow, by way of reply, stated her intention of meeting the party
-at the railway station. She said she was sure that as soon as they
-heard her story they would bestir themselves just as Lord Manton
-and Mr. Goddard had, but rather more vigorously. She even suggested
-that a telegram might be sent to the Prime Minister. Mr. Goddard
-discouraged her. He felt that he was being rapidly edged into a very
-awkward position. It was utterly impossible to calculate the effect
-that a story like Miss Blow's might produce on an enthusiastic Member
-of Parliament. Almost anything might happen. Publicity, newspaper
-paragraphs, and questions in the House of Commons would be certainties.
-And he had been warned to show the approaching party every civility. It
-would certainly not be civil to plunge them into a vortex of mysterious
-crime. The Inspector-General would naturally be vexed if such a
-thing happened, and Mr. Goddard's prospects of promotion, never very
-brilliant, would be injured.
-
-"I don't think it would do," he said, "for you to meet them at the
-railway station."
-
-"Why not?"
-
-The Miss Blow at the other side of the breakfast table with a teapot in
-front of her and a decisive way of handling it seemed quite different
-from the Miss Blow who had wept so pleasingly in his dining-room the
-day before.
-
-"I rather think," he said feebly, "that they have ladies with them."
-
-"All the better," said Miss Blow.
-
-"And their tour is quite unofficial. We're not supposed to know that
-they are Members of Parliament."
-
-"But we do know," said Miss Blow.
-
-The argument ended by Mr. Goddard promising to lay the case before the
-Members. It was only by making the promise that he was able to induce
-Miss Blow to refrain from going to the railway station. Having made
-it, he slipped out of the room. It was after ten o'clock, and he still
-had to make arrangements for the comfort of the party. He found Jimmy
-O'Loughlin in the yard behind the hotel.
-
-"There's a party coming in by the train to-day," he said, "and I
-want a brake and four horses to meet them. They'll be driving to
-Pool-a-donagh."
-
-"Is it the Lord Lieutenant?" said Jimmy O'Loughlin.
-
-"No, it's not. It's a private party."
-
-"I asked the question," said Jimmy, "because, if it was the Lord
-Lieutenant itself, he couldn't get the brake."
-
-"Oh, well, that's all right. It's not the Lord Lieutenant."
-
-"And if the Lord Lieutenant wouldn't get it," said Jimmy, "you may take
-your oath that another won't."
-
-"And why not?"
-
-"Because the two front wheels is off the only brake there is in the
-town, and Patsy Devlin has them up at the forge fixing them, and he's
-gone from us. That's why."
-
-"And there isn't another brake?"
-
-"There is not."
-
-"There are five in the party," said Mr. Goddard. "We'll have to get two
-cars."
-
-"It's a good eight miles to Rosivera," said Jimmy, "and better than ten
-on from that to Pool-a-donagh. I wouldn't say that there was a horse in
-the town fit to do the journey with four on the car, and there'll have
-to be four on one of the cars, if there's five in the party, that'll be
-counting the drivers. My own mare was over at Ballymoy yesterday with
-Constable Moriarty and the doctor's young lady. It's a day's rest she
-ought to have by rights, and not to be going off on the road again."
-
-"It can't be helped," said Mr. Goddard. "I must have the horses."
-
-"There isn't another gentleman about the country," said Jimmy, "that
-I'd do it for only yourself; but seeing that the party is friends of
-your own, I'll let my mare go, and I'll get Patsy Devlin's grey pony
-that was promised to Mr. Byrne for the day to be carting home the turf,
-the same pony that the priest was thinking of buying. It's little use
-Patsy's widow will have for a pony now her husband's gone from her, the
-creature. I don't know another that you could put under a side car for
-a gentleman to sit behind, and it's badly able for the road the grey
-pony will be this minute."
-
-"Give her a feed of oats between this and the time the train comes in,"
-said Mr. Goddard.
-
-"I will; and I'll see if I can't get the loan of the priest's cushions
-for the old car. The ones that are on it are terrible bad."
-
-Jimmy O'Loughlin was certainly not guilty of raising any false hopes
-about the quality of his cattle or his vehicles; but Mr. Goddard had
-a feeling of cold disgust when he saw the two cars standing together
-outside the railway station. Jimmy O'Loughlin's mare was the better of
-the two animals, and she looked extraordinary feeble and depressed. The
-grey pony, which should have been drawing home Mr. Byrne's turf, was
-clearly unfit for the journey before him. He may have been fretting
-for the loss of Patsy Devlin. He may have been insufficiently fed by
-Mrs. Devlin. He looked as if his spirit was completely broken either by
-starvation or great grief. The cars were dilapidated, and the harness
-evidently untrustworthy. On the other hand the drivers were full of
-life and vigour. They looked forward to receiving handsome tips from
-the strangers at the end of their day's work, and were quite prepared
-to earn them by saying all the things which tourists expect from Irish
-car drivers. They were primed with stories of the most popular kind
-about every point of interest along the road. They had a store of bulls
-and humorous repartees ready to their lips. They touched their hats
-jauntily to Mr. Goddard as he passed them. He was a benefactor, and
-they owed him respect and thanks.
-
-The train drew up at the platform. The door of a first-class
-compartment was flung open, and a gentleman bounded from it. His face
-expressed a feeling of irresponsible holiday happiness. His movements
-and the pose of his body suggested abundant vitality and energy. He
-turned and assisted three ladies to alight. One, the youngest of them,
-he lifted out in his arms and deposited three or four paces from the
-carriage door. He laughed merrily as he did so. She also laughed. The
-other two ladies, who had not been embraced, laughed. The holiday
-spirit was strong in all of them. Then, still laughing, he turned to
-the carriage again, and received from some one inside a number of
-bags, boxes, coats and parcels. He took them two by two and laid them
-in a long row at the feet of the ladies. Then a second gentleman got
-out of the train, a long, lean man, of sallow complexion and serious
-expression.
-
-Mr. Goddard felt that it was time to introduce himself. He approached
-the party cautiously, skirting an outlying hold-all. The first
-gentleman, who was also a good deal the younger of the two, spied him
-coming and bounded forward to meet him.
-
-"You are Mr. Goddard," he said joyously. "I'm sure you must be. I'm
-delighted to meet you. My name is Dick, surname, you know. Christian
-name similar--Richard Dick, M.P., not yet in the Cabinet."
-
-He had to the highest possible degree that air of breezy joviality
-assumed by many Englishmen when they cross St. George's Channel. It
-was as if, having at last reached the land of frolicsome recklessness,
-he was determined to show himself capable of wild excess and a very
-extremity of Celtic fervour.
-
-Mr. Goddard bowed, and murmured that he felt it a pleasure and an
-honour to make Mr. Dick's acquaintance.
-
-"This," said Mr. Dick, "is Mr. Sanders. Sorrowful Sanders we call him,
-on account of the expression of his face. He's not in the Cabinet
-either; but he soon will be." He caught Mr. Goddard by the arm and
-whispered a clearly audible aside. "He's a Scot, and that's nearly the
-same thing, you know."
-
-"Shut up, Dick!" said Mr. Sanders.
-
-"How can you talk such nonsense?" said the eldest of the three ladies,
-whose appearance suggested some strength of character, and suddenly
-brought back Miss Blow to Mr. Goddard's mind.
-
-"This," said Mr. Dick, indicating the lady, "is Miss Farquharson,
-Sanders' aunt. This"--he pointed to another lady--"is Mrs. Sanders,
-his wife. And this"--he drew forward by the hand the lady whom he had
-lifted out of the carriage--"is Mrs. Dick, the 'woman that owns me.'
-Isn't that the way you express it in this country?"
-
-Mr. Goddard bowed three times, and then glanced doubtfully at the bags
-which lay on the platform.
-
-"I've only been able to get two cars for you," he said. "Have you much
-more luggage in the van?"
-
-"Oh, but an Irish car can carry any quantity of luggage," said Miss
-Farquharson. "I've seen them absolutely packed, and still there was
-room for more."
-
-Mr. Goddard admitted that this was true; but he thought of Patsy
-Devlin's grey pony and the long miles between Clonmore and
-Pool-a-donagh.
-
-"And if there isn't room," said Mrs. Dick, "I'd like to sit in the
-middle--on the well--isn't that what they call it?--with my back
-against the driver. I saw a boy sitting like that the other day, and it
-looked lovely."
-
-"It's all right," said Mr. Dick. "We have two bikes with us. Sanders
-and I will ride. You shall have my machine, Sanders, and I'll take my
-wife's. Come along. The spin will do you all the good in the world.
-We'll pedal along and let the ladies have the cars."
-
-Mr. Sanders protested strongly against this plan. He had, he said, a
-weak heart, and cycling did not agree with him. He was overborne by a
-command from his aunt, and towed down the platform towards the luggage
-van by Mr. Dick. Miss Farquharson confided to Mr. Goddard that her
-nephew's heart was not nearly so bad as he thought it was, and that
-the exercise would do him good. She was, unquestionably, a lady of
-commanding character.
-
-"He's so full of energy," said Mrs. Dick, watching her husband's
-progress admiringly. "I say the air of Ireland has got into his head."
-
-"Is he not so energetic at home?" asked Mr. Goddard.
-
-"Indeed he isn't. Just fancy if he was!"
-
-She giggled convulsively at the thought. It was evident that Mr.
-Dick, though not a Scot, belonged to some part of the country where
-decorum of demeanour and a certain gravity are expected from Members of
-Parliament.
-
-"'Fare thee well,'" shouted Mr. Dick from the end of the platform,
-"'and if for ever, still for ever fare thee well.'"
-
-He was wheeling the two bicycles out of the station, and was followed
-by the obviously reluctant Mr. Sanders.
-
-"Richard, Richard!" said his wife.
-
-Mr. Dick paused and looked round.
-
-"Have you got your sandwiches? Don't go without your sandwiches. I'm
-sure they're in my hold-all."
-
-But Mr. Dick patted his coat pocket triumphantly. He had the
-sandwiches. He was not the kind of man, so his attitude suggested,
-the feeble and inefficient kind of man, who goes off without his
-sandwiches. A moment later, having compelled Mr. Sanders to mount, he
-was cycling gaily down the road towards Clonmore.
-
-"Richard, Richard!" shouted his wife again. But it was too late. Her
-voice did not reach him.
-
-"I'm sure," she said, turning to Mr. Goddard, "that he doesn't know the
-way. He has never been here before. He'll get lost. Whatever are we to
-do?"
-
-Mr. Goddard consoled her. He pointed out that Mr. Dick had started in
-the right direction; that it was generally possible to make inquiries
-when in doubt; that, as a matter of fact, once clear of Clonmore, there
-was only one road on which anybody could ride a bicycle, and that it
-led straight to Pool-a-donagh. Miss Farquharson helped to reassure her.
-
-"Where there's a will there's a way," she said sententiously.
-
-"Do stop him," said Mrs. Dick. "You must stop him. He's got my
-pocket-handkerchief in his pocket. I gave it to him to keep for me in
-the train."
-
-"I can't," said Mr. Goddard. "He's gone. He's out of sight. Even if
-he wasn't, I don't think that I could stop him. But I can lend you a
-pocket-handkerchief. I have two. This one is quite clean."
-
-Then came the business of packing the ladies and their belongings on
-the cars. Mr. Goddard, after consultation with the station master and a
-porter, gave all the luggage to the driver of Patsy Devlin's grey pony.
-Jimmy O'Loughlin's mare was the more likely of the two animals to reach
-Pool-a-donagh, and the station master pointed out that if there were
-to be a break down it would be better for the ladies to arrive without
-their luggage than for the luggage to arrive while the ladies were left
-on the side of the road. Mrs. Dick, recovering her spirits, insisted
-on carrying out her plan of sitting on the well of the car. There was
-a small crowd outside the railway station, which watched with reverent
-wonder her climbing and wriggling. She waved both hands to Mr. Goddard
-as soon as she had settled herself comfortably, and was very nearly
-thrown off the car when the mare started with a jerk. Afterwards she
-clung to Miss Farquharson and Mrs. Sanders, who sat one on each side of
-her.
-
-It was not until the two cars were well on their way down the road that
-Mr. Goddard recollected the promise he had made to Miss Blow. He had
-really intended to fulfil it. He had it in his mind to say something
-of a light and jocular kind about the disappearance of the doctor,
-something which would redeem the letter of his promise without exciting
-the Members of Parliament. It was not, he reflected, in any way his
-fault that he had failed. He had no opportunity of speaking. Mr. Dick's
-impetuous energy had made it quite impossible to approach the subject
-of Dr. O'Grady. But, while his own conscience absolved him, he was
-quite sure that he would not be able to explain himself satisfactorily
-to Miss Blow. She would not believe that Members of Parliament could
-possibly behave as Mr. Dick had behaved. She would not understand
-the effect of the Irish air upon naturally staid men. There was some
-comfort for him in the thought that the cars, with Mrs. Dick's legs
-swinging off the foremost one, must have passed the hotel, and that
-Miss Blow might have seen for herself that the party was in no mood for
-investigating murders. The bicyclists, unless they deliberately turned
-aside before reaching the town, must also have passed the hotel. Mr.
-Dick very probably sang some song of the open road as he sped through
-Clonmore. Miss Blow might have heard it, might have seen for herself
-the sort of people these tourists were. If she did, Mr. Goddard's
-reputation as a man of honour would be safe. She could not possibly
-expect him to redeem his promise.
-
-Then a fresh and most depressing thought attacked him. The Members of
-Parliament had come and were gone; but there was another promise of
-his unfulfilled. Miss Blow would certainly expect him to start at once
-and search for Dr. O'Grady. He knew that he could not postpone the
-matter any longer. She would pin him to his word, insist upon immediate
-action, refuse to rest satisfied with excuses. He walked very slowly
-down the hill from the station.
-
-A cowardly way of escape presented itself to him at the last moment.
-His horse and trap were in the hotel yard. If he could get them
-without being seen by Miss Blow he might drive back to Ballymoy. Miss
-Blow, since the Members of Parliament had got the only available
-cars, could not follow him. Forgetful of honour and chivalry, of Miss
-Blow's tear-stained face, of the pressure of her hand, of the kiss
-which he had nearly given to her glove, he made up his mind to fly. He
-approached the hotel very cautiously.
-
-Like a thirsty man on a Sunday who has not been able to travel the
-number of miles which make drinking legal, he climbed over a back wall
-into the yard. He glanced nervously at the windows, hoping that Miss
-Blow's room looked out on the front and that she would be expecting him
-to reach the hotel along the road. He caught sight of Bridgy staring
-out of the scullery window. She had watched him climb the wall and was
-most anxious to discover what he intended to do next. It seemed to her
-unnatural that an officer of police should enter an hotel in such a
-way. Mr. Goddard, taking shelter in the stable, beckoned to her through
-the door. Filled with curiosity, she crossed the yard and joined him in
-the stable.
-
-"Bridgy," he said, "here's a shilling for you. Is Mr. O'Loughlin
-inside?"
-
-"He is, sir," said Bridgy.
-
-"Then tell him to come out here. I want to speak to him."
-
-"Is it out to the stable?"
-
-Mr. Goddard had sacrificed his own self-respect when he yielded to
-temptation and made up his mind to escape. He now flung away all hope
-of ever being respected by Bridgy.
-
-"Yes; here in the stable. And if you meet Miss Blow, don't tell her
-where I am."
-
-"I will not. Why would I? But sure----"
-
-"Go on now, like a good girl, and don't waste your time talking to me."
-
-Jimmy O'Loughlin was a man of tact and good manners. He greeted Mr.
-Goddard cheerfully as if then were nothing surprising in the choice of
-a stable for the scene of an important interview. He had been warned
-by Bridgy that Mr. Goddard, for some reason, stood in terror of Miss
-Blow; but he made no allusion to her. He opened the conversation with a
-remark on a safe, indifferent topic.
-
-"Them was queer people," he said, alluding to the Members of Parliament
-and their party.
-
-"I want my horse and trap," said Mr. Goddard, "and I want to pay my
-bill. I am going back to Ballymoy at once."
-
-"I wouldn't say but you're right," said Jimmy, "if them ones is likely
-to be back here in the course of the day."
-
-"It's not that. I don't mind about them. It's business that's taking me
-home--important business."
-
-This was too much for Jimmy O'Loughlin. His tact and manners were good,
-but he was not going to allow Mr. Goddard to escape without an allusion
-to Miss Blow.
-
-"The doctor's young lady is within, waiting for you," he said.
-
-"I know that; but I haven't time to talk to her now. In fact, it is
-most important that I should get away without her seeing me--on account
-of my business."
-
-"I wouldn't say but you might be right there too," said Jimmy.
-
-They set to work together and harnessed Mr. Goddard's horse. They
-led him into the yard and put him between the shafts of the trap as
-silently as possible.
-
-"I'm thinking," said Jimmy, "that maybe it would be better for you not
-to be paying me the trifle that's due for your bed and your dinner
-until the next time you're over."
-
-"Very well. Then I'll be able to start at once."
-
-"You will. And, what's more, when the young lady asks me what's
-happened to you, I'll be able to say that I don't know because you went
-off without paying your bill."
-
-Jimmy O'Loughlin had a sensitive conscience. He could lie without
-hesitation when circumstances required it of him, but he preferred,
-where possible, to deceive without departing from the literal truth.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XIII
-
-
-Mr. Dick, who was a man of energy, rode fast. Mr. Sanders toiled behind
-him, but was able to keep him in sight because Mr. Dick dismounted
-and waited for him at the top of every hill. The day was hot, and
-there was very little breeze. Neither of the men was in good training.
-Both of them became thirsty. Five miles outside of Clonmore the road
-crosses a small river. Mr. Dick stopped on the bridge, and, when Mr.
-Sanders overtook him, proposed that they should take a drink. They
-made their way down to the stream, lay on their stomachs, and sucked
-up large quantities of luke-warm water. Then they rode on again, and,
-as might have been expected, became much hotter and thirstier than
-they were before. Mr. Dick stopped again, this time at a pool. Mr.
-Sanders, though very thirsty, expressed doubts about the wholesomeness
-of the water. Mr. Dick explained briefly that, as there was no human
-habitation in sight, the pool could not possibly be polluted by drains.
-Then he lay down and drank as eagerly as a camel at an oasis. The pool
-was shallow, and the violence of his sucking stirred up a good deal
-of mud. Mr. Sanders, realizing that every moment's delay increased
-the chance of his getting typhoid fever from his draught, chose the
-cleanest corner of the pool and drank a great deal more than was good
-for him. The water of the pool was even warmer than that of the river.
-
-Then it was discovered that one of the tyres of the bicycle ridden by
-Mr. Dick had burst. He had pumped it too vehemently, and the heat of
-the sun had swelled the air inside until the strain was too great for
-the cover. Both tool-bags were examined, but no materials for repair
-were found in them. Even under these circumstances Mr. Dick remained
-cheerful.
-
-"We'll walk on," he said, "until we come to a police barrack. We're
-bound to come to one soon."
-
-"What good will that be?"
-
-Mr. Sanders did not want to walk on if he could help it.
-
-"In Ireland," said Mr. Dick, "the police are experts at repairing
-bicycles. One of the people we met last week told me that. He was an
-inspector of something, and was always going about the country, so he'd
-be sure to know."
-
-"In any case," said Mr. Sanders, "there isn't likely to be a police
-barrack about here. There are no houses. We haven't passed a single
-human habitation for the last twenty minutes."
-
-Mr. Dick overruled this objection at once. He had been studying the
-Irish question for a whole fortnight, and he thoroughly understood the
-country.
-
-"In Ireland," he said, "the most likely place to find a police
-barrack is where there are no houses. The reason for that is that the
-uninhabited districts of the country are those from which the people
-have been evicted. They naturally want to get back again, and so police
-barracks are built to prevent them doing so. You will always find a
-barrack where there are no people. A man who was greatly interested in
-the land question told me that the day before yesterday."
-
-"I think," said Mr. Sanders, "that I'll sit down here and wait till
-the cars overtake me. You can take your own bicycle and go on if you
-like."
-
-"You'd better not, because the cars may never overtake you. We may be
-on the wrong road altogether. I didn't ask the way. I simply steered a
-course by the sun like an explorer in central Africa."
-
-"What an ass you are, Dick!"
-
-"Not an ass, Sanders, not an ass, an adventurer. I love risk for its
-own sake. The blood of the ancient Bersekers is in my veins. I feel
-like the man in the song 'Fiddle and I,' that is to say, in this case,
-
- 'Biky and I
- Wandering by
- Over the world together.'
-
-If you don't come on with me, Sanders, you will get lost like a babe in
-the wood, and then
-
- 'When you are dead
- The robins so red
- Will take strawberry leaves and over you spread.'"
-
-Mr. Sanders shrank from such a fate. Also he had sat down during the
-discussion and felt rested. He agreed to go on. Mr. Dick, the Berseker
-spirit strong in him, wheeled both bicycles. They climbed a long hill
-and found walking even hotter work than bicycling. But they had their
-reward. From the top of the hill the entrance gate and the trees of
-Rosivera were visible.
-
-"A sail, a sail!" cried Mr. Dick. "We are saved!
-
- 'We shall hear the sweet music of speech,
- Nor finish our journey alone.'"
-
-"It looks like a gentleman's place," said Mr. Sanders, "a dilapidated
-gentleman's place. I mean to say, of course, the dilapidated place of a
-gentleman."
-
-Mr. Dick was not a stickler for the nice arrangement of adjectives.
-
-"Of course," he said, "it's a dilapidated gentleman's place. All
-gentlemen's places in Ireland are dilapidated. That is one of the
-consequences of the recent land legislation."
-
-"Rents," said Mr. Sanders, who took a special delight in all kinds of
-figures, "were reduced twenty per cent. all round on an average at the
-first fixing. Then they were reduced again by----"
-
-"Come on," said Mr. Dick. "The proprietor, whoever he is, must have
-enough left to buy a repair outfit. Let's go and borrow it."
-
-He had heard quite as much as he wanted to hear about rent fixing and
-land purchase during the fortnight he had spent in Ireland. He did not
-want to go into the matter again. It required intricate calculations,
-and Mr. Dick had no taste for arithmetic. Mr. Sanders sighed and
-followed his friend down the hill.
-
-They passed through the gate of Rosivera and went down the avenue, Mr.
-Dick leading the way with the two bicycles. Turning a corner, they came
-suddenly upon a view of the house. Beyond it, at the bottom of the
-lawn, lay the bay.
-
-"Dilapidated!" said Mr. Sanders, in disgust. "I knew it would be
-dilapidated, but I didn't expect it to be as bad as this. It looks to
-me as if it were uninhabited."
-
-Mr. Dick paid no attention to the appearance of the house. The sight of
-the sea seemed to intoxicate him. He was very hot and very dusty. The
-idea of bathing in cold water was delightful.
-
-"We'll have a swim," he said. "First we'll knock up the proprietor,
-borrow the repair outfit, and mend the tyre. Then we'll go round the
-corner, out of sight of the house, and wallow in the briny wave."
-
-But Mr. Sanders was cautious, more cautious than he had been about
-drinking the water out of the pool.
-
-"You've no towel," he said.
-
-"What do we care for towels? We are primitive men, savages on our
-native wild, cave dwellers of the paleolithic age. I should spurn a
-towel if it was offered me."
-
-"That's all very well for you, Dick; but I have a weak heart, and I
-have to be careful. In the heated state in which I am at present, I
-daren't risk bathing, especially without a towel."
-
-"Then I'll bathe by myself. You can get the bicycle repaired. By the
-time you have it settled I shall be ready to start again."
-
-They reached the house. Mr. Dick commented, laughing, on the fact that
-there was no electric bell. Mr. Sanders sighed at this fresh evidence
-of dilapidation. There was no knocker either. Mr. Dick hammered on the
-door with his fist until he thought he had made noise enough to attract
-attention. Then he walked on towards the shore, leaving his friend
-alone to enjoy the hospitality or face the wrath of the inmates of the
-house. Mr. Sanders waited for some time and then knocked again. After
-another pause he tried kicking the door. Then he rang both the bicycle
-bells. At last he began to despair of attracting attention. Some
-men, under the circumstances, would have gone away. Mr. Sanders was
-persevering and little troubled with delicacy of feeling. He pushed
-open the door and walked in.
-
-Mr. Dick, yearning for a swim, soon found a spot which seemed
-sufficiently secluded. It was not particularly attractive as a
-bathing-place. The beach was covered with small rough stones; and, the
-tide being out, there was a considerable stretch of beach. The water
-near the shore was full of jellyfish and brown seaweed. But Mr. Dick
-was too hot and too eager to care much about these inconveniences. His
-desire was to get as quickly as possible into the sea. He undressed
-beside a large stone which lay just above high-water mark. Then his
-troubles began. He had never before walked on such trying stones.
-The pain which they gave his feet caused him to stumble and fall
-suddenly forward on his hands. Part of the journey he accomplished on
-all-fours. The seaweed was a relief when he reached it. The jellyfish
-were deliciously soft under his feet. He floundered out through them
-and over them until the water reached his knees. Then he flung himself
-forward and struck out. The weed brushed his limbs and body. The
-jellyfish, incredible numbers of them, slipped past him.
-
-"This," he said, "is delicious."
-
-He got past the belt of weed and jellyfish into deep water. He shouted
-aloud in his joy--a wild inarticulate whoop which went sounding across
-the waters of the bay. He lay on his back. He kicked with his legs,
-raising what seemed to him splendid fountains of water. He shouted
-again. Then he swam further out, using a side stroke which he had
-learned in a swimming-bath, burying his head each time his arm left
-the water, and then turning his face up and snorting like a porpoise.
-After awhile he lay on his back again and began to sing--
-
- "Rule, Britannia! Britannia rules the waves."
-
-The ditty was appropriate enough. Mr. Dick M.P., represented in
-Rosivera Bay the world's greatest maritime power, and he had, plainly,
-so far got the better of the sea that it was obliged to bear him on its
-breast and minister to his delight. He ruled it. There were, indeed, no
-waves; but that was not Mr. Dick's fault. If there had been waves, he
-would have ruled them.
-
- "Rule, Britannia!" he sang again, "Britannia rules the waves.
- Britons never, never, never shall be slaves."
-
-Mr. Dick had a poor ear for music, and his rendering of the tune
-was far from correct; but he had a fine voice and it rang out
-satisfactorily. He felt more than ever like an ancient Berseker. His
-song was a kind of triumphant challenge to man and nature alike.
-
-"This," he said breathlessly, when he had finished the song for the
-third time, "is better than mending bicycles. I wonder how poor Sanders
-is getting on?"
-
-He wallowed round and faced the shore. He saw a man approaching from
-the direction in which the house lay.
-
-"Hullo--lo--o!" he shouted. "Coo--ee, Sanders!"
-
-Then he saw that it was not Mr. Sanders. He came to the conclusion that
-it must be one of the inhabitants of the house. He was perfectly right.
-It was Mr. Red.
-
-"Funny-looking old cock he is," said Mr. Dick.
-
-Mr. Red stalked majestically along the shore. Mr. Dick swam to meet
-him. His heart was light. He broke into a song of greeting--
-
- "Come o'er the sea,
- Stranger to me,
- Mine through sunshine, storm and cloud!"
-
-Mr. Red walked straight to the place where Mr. Dick's clothes lay. It
-seemed possible that he was bringing down a towel. Mr. Dick swam on
-towards the shore, intending to express his gratitude for the civility.
-Mr. Red reached the clothes, picked them up one by one and walked
-away with them. Mr. Dick shouted after him, but without effect. He
-swam for the shore as quickly as he could. If the proprietor of the
-place objected to people bathing on the shore, Mr. Dick was prepared
-to apologize. He would apologize humbly, get back his clothes, and
-then point out that a notice ought to have been erected to warn the
-public not to bathe. Mr. Red deposited the clothes on the grass at
-some distance from the beach, turned round, and walked towards the sea
-again. Mr. Dick felt bottom with his feet, and plunged forward until he
-stood in water which only reached his knees. Mr. Red, standing on the
-very brink of the sea, took a revolver out of his pocket and pointed it
-at Mr. Dick.
-
-"Come on shore," he said.
-
-By way of reply Mr. Dick sat down suddenly, rolled over on his side,
-and lay with no part of him above water except his head. He did not
-like standing naked in front of a revolver which might be loaded.
-
-"Come!" said Mr. Red.
-
-Mr. Dick put his head under water, and kept it there as long as he
-could. When he came up, gasping, he saw the revolver still levelled at
-him.
-
-"Come at once," said Mr. Red, "or I shall fire!"
-
-Mr. Dick struggled to his feet and stumbled forward a few steps. Then
-his self-respect, the self-respect which is the birthright of every
-free-born Briton, asserted itself within him.
-
-"I presume," he said, speaking with a certain cold dignity, "that this
-beach is private property, and that I have trespassed by bathing here.
-If so, I offer my apologies; but I cannot refrain from saying at the
-same time that the aggressive violence of your conduct----"
-
-Mr. Red pulled the trigger of the revolver. A bullet struck the water
-so close to Mr. Dick that his leg was splashed. He stopped short in his
-protest and waded as rapidly as possible towards the shore. He pushed
-his way through the seaweed and jellyfish and stood at last, a pitiful,
-dripping figure, on dry land.
-
-"Go on," said Mr. Red, fingering the revolver.
-
-The fear of instant death impelled Mr. Dick over the sharp stones. He
-travelled rapidly for five or six yards, and then collapsed suddenly on
-to all-fours.
-
-"Go on quickly," said Mr. Red.
-
-Mr. Dick went on as quickly as he could on his hands and feet. He
-looked like a large hairless ape of some bleached kind. Then, overcome
-by the pain of both hands and feet, he sat down and faced Mr. Red.
-
-"This is an outrage," he said. "I protest against it in the strongest
-possible manner. You have absolutely no right----"
-
-"Get up," said Mr. Red, "and precede me to the house."
-
-Mr. Dick got up with a groan. He was really suffering considerably.
-The Berseker spirit, active in him during an earlier part of the day,
-was almost dead. He staggered on a few steps. Then a new notion seized
-him, a fear which was actually stronger than the fear of death. He
-understood suddenly that he was not, as he had boasted, a primitive
-man; that he was, on the contrary, highly civilized. He turned on Mr.
-Red and faced the revolver without a tremor.
-
-"I won't go to the house without my clothes," he said. "There may be
-ladies. There may be servants."
-
-There was a determination in the way he spoke and in the expression of
-his face which was quite unmistakable. Mr. Red tried to bully him, but
-failed. No threat was of any avail.
-
-"I won't go," said Mr. Dick, "unless I can have my shirt at least."
-
-"You can have your shirt," said Mr. Red. "Go and get it."
-
-Mr. Dick made his way slowly across the beach. He looked over his
-shoulder from time to time, and saw that Mr. Red was following closely
-with the revolver. He reached the grass, felt it soft under his feet,
-and moved more easily. It occurred to him that he might make a dash for
-liberty. Mr. Red would shoot, no doubt; but he might miss. He might
-hit, and still only wound--wound in some trifling way which would not
-prevent further flight. There was a grove of trees not fifty yards
-distant. They were small, scrubby trees, but they would afford some
-shelter. He made up his mind to risk it. Then the awful prospect before
-him made him pause. How could he--even supposing that he was not shot
-dead at once--wander stark naked through a strange country?
-
-He reached the pile of clothes, stooped down and picked up his shirt.
-Then he took up his trousers.
-
-"Drop that," said Mr. Red.
-
-Dean Swift noted the fact that an unarmed man in his shirt is likely
-to get the worst of a struggle with eight armed men who are fully
-dressed. The chances are more equal, if there is only one armed man, if
-the unarmed man gets his trousers on. Mr. Red knew this, and strictly
-limited Mr. Dick's clothing. He was not prepared to run any unnecessary
-risk with his prisoner. The warmth of the shirt, which was flannel,
-restored Mr. Dick's self-respect and courage. He turned on Mr. Red once
-more.
-
-"If this is the way that Irish landlords habitually behave," he said,
-"I don't wonder that there has been an agrarian revolution in the
-country. I always had a certain sympathy with your class before, but
-now that I know what you really are I shall vote for the next Land Bill
-that is brought in, whatever it is."
-
-"Precede me to the house," said Mr. Red.
-
-Mr. Dick walked on. He crossed the grass rapidly and came to the gravel
-sweep in front of the house. Here his feet began to give him great pain
-again. The gravel was in some ways worse than the stones on the beach
-had been. Mr. Dick felt it severely.
-
-"I've heard stories," said Mr. Dick, "of the way you Irish landlords
-treated your tenants in the past. I know now that I didn't hear half
-the truth. Anything more abominable, more outrageous, more utterly
-illegal----"
-
-He reached the door of the house as he spoke, and stepped with a sigh
-of relief on to the smooth step.
-
-"Look here," he said, "where's Sanders? Have you murdered Sanders?"
-
-He went forward again, passed through the door, and stood in the hall.
-
-There, in front of him, bound hand and foot, guarded by the
-long-bearded anarchist, lay Mr. Sanders.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XIV
-
-
-Mr. Red treated Dr. O'Grady and Patsy Devlin very well. They could
-not have fared better if they had been political prisoners awaiting a
-trial for inciting people to boycott each other. They had abundance
-of excellent food, three meals a day, brought up to them by one of
-the foreign anarchists. They had a sufficiency of whisky and tobacco.
-A second bed was supplied when the doctor objected to sleeping with
-Patsy Devlin. Twice every day Dr. O'Grady was taken downstairs and
-allowed to attend the injured man, who was recovering rapidly. Every
-evening Mr. Red, adhering honourably to his bargain, handed over five
-sovereigns to the doctor. A large number of books was supplied to the
-prisoners. They were chiefly treatises on the theory and practice of
-anarchism, accounts of the revolution in Russia, and kindred matters.
-Dr. O'Grady was perfectly content with them. The subject was new to
-him, and he read with excited curiosity. It was a favourite boast of
-his that no book of any kind bored him, provided he understood the
-language in which it was written. Unfortunately, Patsy Devlin did not
-like reading. He worked slowly through the accounts of the murders of
-a few Grand Dukes, and displayed some slight interest in the tortures
-inflicted on a female anarchist. Then he became bored and refused to
-read any more. He used to walk about the room whistling loudly. There
-were only two tunes which he cared to whistle--"The wearing of the
-Green" and "God save Ireland." The constant repetition of them began to
-irritate Dr. O'Grady at the end of the second day of Patsy's captivity.
-He expostulated, and Patsy agreed to stop whistling. He was a man of
-kindly heart and had a real affection for the doctor.
-
-"I wouldn't," he said, "be doing what might annoy you; and if so be
-that the tunes is disagreeable, there won't be another note of them
-heard from this out."
-
-He meant what he said, but he promised more than he was able to
-perform. It soon appeared that he could not help whistling. He did not,
-in fact, know when he was whistling. The tunes came bubbling from his
-pursed lips against his will.
-
-Dr. O'Grady recognized that Patsy could not accomplish the impossible.
-He gave up reading about anarchists, and asked Mr. Red for a pack of
-cards. The request, a reasonable one, was refused, and Dr. O'Grady
-snubbed for making it. Mr. Red disapproved of card-playing on
-principle. He said that games of chance were demoralizing to the human
-race. As a consistent anarchist he could not and would not allow them
-to be played in his house. Then Dr. O'Grady invented a game which could
-be played with coins on a table. A penny was placed at a short distance
-from the edge of the table and driven along by the impact of another
-penny flipped at it from the edge. The object was to hit the first
-penny as frequently as possible before it was driven over the opposite
-edge of the table. Patsy displayed a great aptitude for the game. After
-an hour's play he was fairly expert. Before the end of the afternoon
-he had won ninepence from Dr. O'Grady. He practised assiduously next
-morning while the doctor read anarchist books. During the afternoon
-and evening he won, to his great delight, sums which amounted
-altogether to one-and-sevenpence. He did not whistle while he practised
-or played. In order to concentrate his whole energy on the game he was
-obliged to keep his mouth wide open.
-
-A game was in full swing on the third afternoon of Patsy's captivity
-when the key turned in the lock and the door of the room was flung open.
-
-"Now what," said Dr. O'Grady, "can the Emperor possibly want with us at
-this hour of the day? It's not tea-time."
-
-Mr. Dick, clad only in his grey flannel shirt, walked in.
-
-"Hallo!" said Dr. O'Grady, "are you an anti-military anarchist getting
-into training for the simple life? Or are you a new recruit undergoing
-the ceremony of initiation into the brotherhood? Or is it nothing but
-the heat of the day?"
-
-Mr. Red and the bearded anarchist dragged Mr. Sanders into the room and
-deposited him, still bound, on the floor.
-
-"Oh," said the doctor, "another captive! Good. But don't overdo the
-thing, Emperor. You can't you know, go on storing up men in this way
-without attracting public attention. Patsy Devlin and I are all right,
-of course. We're not important people. Nobody misses us in the least.
-But that man on the floor looks to me like a commercial traveller, and
-if he happens to belong to any English firm, a search will sooner or
-later be made for him."
-
-"We are Members of Parliament," said Mr. Dick.
-
-"You don't look as if you were," said the doctor. "Does he, Patsy?"
-
-"Be damn, but he does not! I've seen some queer fellows made members of
-Parliament in my day. There was one time I was very near going in for
-it myself; but I never heard tell of e'er a one yet but owned a pair of
-breeches--to start with, anyway."
-
-"You hear what Patsy Devlin says," said the doctor. "He quite agrees
-with me that you don't look like a Member of Parliament."
-
-Mr. Red, with his assistant anarchist, left the room and locked the
-door behind him. Dr. O'Grady shouted after him.
-
-"Hullo! Emperor! I say, are you there? Wait a minute before you go
-away. Are you listening to me?"
-
-"I hear."
-
-Mr. Red's voice, coming through the shut door, sounded more solemn than
-usual.
-
-"I'm glad you do," said Dr. O'Grady. "Don't go away now till I've
-finished speaking. I want you to understand that we can't possibly have
-these two fellows billeted here on us. It's all very fine for you to go
-about picking up all sorts of people off the public roads and dumping
-them down here; but Patsy Devlin and I don't like it. It's not fair. I
-told you before that we don't in the least object to being imprisoned;
-but we bar having an escaped lunatic with nothing on but a shirt, and a
-wretched commercial traveller shoved in here into a room which we have
-come to regard as our private apartment."
-
-"We are Members of Parliament," said Mr. Dick. "We demand to be taken
-at once before the British Consul."
-
-He appeared to think, not at all unnaturally, that he had strayed
-beyond the bounds of His Majesty's dominions.
-
-"Do shut up," said Dr. O'Grady, in a whisper. "We don't believe you're
-Members of Parliament. Nor does the Emperor. As a matter of fact,
-you're not up to the level of the average county councillor in the way
-of respectability. Saying absurd things like that will simply enrage
-the Emperor. He's frightfully touchy, and the moment he loses his
-temper he shoots off his pistol. I say," he went on in a loud tone,
-"are you there still? Hang it, I believe he's gone. That's your fault."
-He addressed Mr. Dick. "Why didn't you keep your mouth shut and let me
-talk to him? Now the Emperor won't be back till tea-time, and we'll
-have to put up with you till then. Perhaps, as you are here, you'll
-kindly explain what you mean by bursting in on us unannounced in this
-way. You might at least have knocked at the door."
-
-"I was bathing----" began Mr. Dick.
-
-"Where?"
-
-"I don't know. Just outside the house. He came and took away my
-clothes."
-
-"Serves you jolly well right," said the doctor. "What made you come
-here, of all places in the world, to bathe? Surely to goodness the
-Atlantic Ocean is big enough to bathe in without your picking out the
-exact spot in which the Anti-Military Anarchists are maturing their
-plans. Why did you do it?"
-
-"Anarchists?" said Mr. Dick.
-
-"Yes, Anti-Military Anarchists--the very worst sort there is."
-
-"I thought he was a landlord."
-
-"Well, he isn't. He's as nearly as possible the exact reverse."
-
-"Are you an anarchist too?"
-
-"No, I'm not," said Dr. O'Grady, "nor is Patsy Devlin. So far we
-haven't been asked to join the organization. We're simply prisoners.
-We've been captured by the brotherhood. But we had sense enough to wear
-our ordinary clothes. You may think it's the proper thing to go about
-in nothing but your shirt because you happen to be in the house of an
-anarchist, but I can tell you----"
-
-Mr. Sanders, who still lay on the floor, groaned dismally.
-
-"Loose that fellow, Patsy," said the doctor. "He appears to be in pain
-of some sort."
-
-"Anarchists!" said Mr. Dick. "Good heavens! How frightful! My wife! My
-poor wife!"
-
-"She'll be all right," said the doctor. "The Emperor won't do her any
-harm. He's a thorough gentleman in every way, a chivalrous gentleman,
-and I'm perfectly certain he wouldn't ill-treat a woman. You may
-rely on it that she'll be made quite comfortable. She was with you,
-I suppose. If so, I don't in the least wonder that you were run in.
-The Emperor has frightfully strict, old-fashioned ideas about lots
-of things. He objects to cards, for instance, as demoralizing. I'm
-sure that mixed bathing would simply horrify him. There's no greater
-mistake than to think that just because a man's an anarchist, you can
-do what you like without shocking him. You can't. The Emperor has his
-prejudices just like the rest of us."
-
-Patsy Devlin set Mr. Sanders on his feet and rubbed him down carefully.
-The poor man seemed dazed and bewildered.
-
-"Do you belong to the bathing party too?" asked Dr. O'Grady. "Or are
-you a separate and distinct capture, unconnected with the gentleman in
-the flannel shirt?"
-
-"I don't bathe," said Mr. Sanders, "because I have a weak heart and it
-doesn't agree with me."
-
-"Then what were you doing? You must have been doing something which
-annoyed the Emperor. He may be a bit touched in the head. Most of us
-are, more or less; but he's not so mad as to saddle himself with the
-expense of boarding and lodging a fellow like you unless you have been
-doing something he dislikes. What were you at?"
-
-"I was mending a bicycle, Mrs. Dick's bicycle; at least----"
-
-"Who is Mrs. Dick?" asked Dr. O'Grady. "The lady who was bathing?"
-
-"She wasn't bathing," said Mr. Dick.
-
-"All right. Don't get angry. I thought your name might be Dick and that
-the lady might be your wife."
-
-"My name is Dick, and she is my wife."
-
-"I don't understand you in the least," said Dr. O'Grady. "Have you got
-two wives? Has that anything to do with the way you're going about with
-nothing on you but your shirt?"
-
-"No, it hasn't; and I've not got two wives."
-
-"You must have two wives," said Dr. O'Grady. "You told me this instant
-that your wife was bathing with you on the shore. And now you say Mrs.
-Dick wasn't bathing. Those two statements can't possibly both be true
-about the same woman. But I won't go into that yet. Later on you shall
-have an opportunity of clearing yourself if you can. First of all, I
-want to get to the bottom of this bicycle business, which seems to be
-less complicated."
-
-He turned to Mr. Sanders. "You say that you were engaged in mending
-Mrs. Dick's bicycle when the Emperor came on you."
-
-"Yes," said Mr. Sanders. "At least I wanted to mend it."
-
-"That's not exactly the same thing. I wish you'd try to be accurate.
-There's no use my attempting to unravel this tangle and get at the
-truth for you if you won't be careful what you say. Go on."
-
-"I knocked for some time at the door, but nobody came to me. Then I----"
-
-"I expect," said the doctor, "that the Emperor was in the Chamber of
-Research at the time, concocting some new kind of dynamite. That's his
-favourite occupation."
-
-"Good God!" said Mr. Sanders.
-
-"It's all right. Don't be afraid. The mixtures he makes hardly ever
-go off. And in any case he won't want to blow you up unless you are
-a soldier. You're not in the army, are you? You don't look as if you
-were."
-
-"No."
-
-"Or in the militia? The Emperor has a perfect horror of militiamen.
-Hasn't he, Patsy?"
-
-"He damn nearly shot me," said Patsy, "when I told him I'd been in the
-militia."
-
-"Let's get back to the bicycle," said Dr. O'Grady. "Mrs. Dick's
-bicycle, as I understand, which you wanted to mend. When you found
-that nobody took any notice of your knocking, what did you do?"
-
-"I pushed the door open--it wasn't locked or bolted--and stepped in."
-
-"That strikes me," said Dr. O'Grady, "as pretty fair cheek on your
-part, considering that you're not an Anti-Military Anarchist. You might
-have guessed that it would irritate the Emperor, especially as he was
-making dynamite at the time. What happened next?"
-
-"I looked round and saw no one. I rang the dinner gong, which was
-standing in a corner of the hall. When that didn't attract anybody's
-attention I tried the door on the right, and found it locked."
-
-"It's a pity you didn't try the one on the left. If you had, you'd have
-seen the yellow crocodiles, and they'd have frightened you out of the
-house."
-
-"Then, just as I was turning to go away, two men sprang on me and bound
-me. After that I knew no more until----"
-
-"I wish," said Mr. Dick, interrupting his friend's story, "that
-somebody would lend me a pair of trousers."
-
-"I haven't got any spare trousers," said Dr. O'Grady, "and if I had,
-I'm not at all sure that I'd lend them to you. You say you're a Member
-of Parliament; but I've no proof of that. And even if you are it
-doesn't seem to me to follow that you'd return the trousers."
-
-"What am I to do?" said Mr. Dick. "I can't go about in this state all
-day."
-
-"You won't go about much in any case," said the doctor. "But for the
-immediate present I think you'd better get into Patsy Devlin's bed.
-It's no pleasure to us to see you standing about in your shirt. When
-you're in bed I shall ask you a few questions, and if it turns out that
-the Emperor really has got your clothes, I'll do my best to persuade
-him to give them back to you when he comes up here at tea-time. I
-suppose you don't mind his getting into your bed, Patsy, just for the
-present?"
-
-"I do not," said Patsy, "so long as he's out of it before I'm wanting
-it myself."
-
-Mr. Dick crept in between the blankets.
-
-"Now," said the doctor, "we'll take up your story. You have, as I
-understand, two wives, one of whom bathes, and the other owns a
-bicycle."
-
-Mr. Dick sat up and protested strongly. He appealed to Mr. Sanders to
-clear him of the charge of bigamy.
-
-"All right," said Dr. O'Grady; "I'll accept the statement that you've
-only one. Was she, or was she not, bathing with you when the Emperor
-came on you? Be careful how you answer."
-
-"Certainly not. She's--I trust she's miles away, and safe."
-
-"Then why did you express anxiety about the way the Emperor was likely
-to treat her?"
-
-"I didn't."
-
-"You did. You kept saying, 'My poor wife.' What did you mean by that,
-if you didn't mean that the Emperor had captured her?"
-
-"I meant that she'd be anxious about me."
-
-"She can't be as fond of you as all that," said the doctor. "Nobody
-could."
-
-"She's very fond of me. We're only quite lately married."
-
-"Have you a wife too?" said the doctor to Mr. Sanders.
-
-"Yes. I have a wife and an aunt. They're both with me in Ireland."
-
-"Do you suppose that your wife is as fond of you as Mrs. Dick is of her
-husband?"
-
-"I don't know. How could I know that?"
-
-"The reason I ask the question," said Dr. O'Grady, "is this. There's
-a girl I'm engaged to be married to, a Miss Adeline Maud Blow, who
-is probably scouring the country in pursuit of me this minute. Patsy
-Devlin has a wife who may be out looking for him."
-
-"The minute she'd find out I was gone," said Patsy, "she'd be up at the
-barrack telling the police, the way she'd have me brought back to her."
-
-"And now," said the doctor, "it turns out that Mr. Dick has a wife, or
-perhaps two, of an unusually affectionate kind. And you have a wife and
-an aunt who have some regard for you. That makes five women altogether,
-all of them more or less energetic, and all of them bent on finding us.
-The question is, how long will it be before they think of coming to
-Rosivera?"
-
-"Not long," said Mr. Sanders, "not long, I hope."
-
-"For the sake of my poor wife," said Mr. Dick, who had covered himself
-with the bed-clothes again, "I trust it will not be long."
-
-"Be damn," said Patsy Devlin, "but to listen to the way you're talking,
-a man would think nobody in the world but yourself ever had a wife. I
-have one myself, as the doctor was saying this minute, and I wouldn't
-wonder but she might be a better one than yours. But you don't hear me
-lamenting over her every time I open my mouth."
-
-"Tell me this," said the doctor: "did you ever escape from your wife
-before?"
-
-"Escape from her!"
-
-"I mean, did you ever temporarily desert her, either through being
-taken prisoner or otherwise?"
-
-"Never," said Mr. Dick. "We've only been a year married, and we've
-never been parted, even for a single day."
-
-"That's all right," said the doctor. "Then she won't have had any
-practice in looking for you. Patsy Devlin's wife, as you heard, is
-likely to go straight to the police barrack when she misses him. But
-then she's more or less accustomed to his not turning up regularly."
-
-"I wouldn't say," said Patsy, "that the police would be paying too much
-attention to what she might tell them."
-
-"What about your wife, and your aunt?" said the doctor to Mr. Sanders.
-"Are they accustomed to having to hunt you up?"
-
-"Do I gather from what you say," said Mr. Sanders, "that you don't want
-to be rescued?"
-
-"We certainly do not," said the doctor. "Patsy and I are perfectly
-comfortable where we are. We know when we are well off."
-
-"Good God!" said Mr. Sanders. "In the hands of a bloodthirsty
-anarchist!"
-
-"Don't abuse the Emperor," said the doctor, "for I won't stand it. He
-may be an anarchist, but he's a thoroughly good sort."
-
-"I'm thankful to say," said Mr. Sanders, "that my aunt is a woman of
-great vigour and determination. She will do everything that can be done
-to discover where we are and to rescue us. I place implicit confidence
-in her. Nothing will daunt her."
-
-"If, as I gather from your description of her, she is any kind of
-Suffragette," said the doctor, "I hope, for her own sake, that she'll
-keep clear of the Emperor. He has the strongest possible prejudice
-against advanced women. I happened one day to mention the name of Jael
-to him in the course of conversation. You know the woman I mean, the
-one who hammered the nail into the man's head. I naturally thought he'd
-admire her immensely, but he didn't in the least. He flew into the most
-frightful rage. Didn't he, Patsy?"
-
-"I heard you saying so," said Patsy, "and of course I believed you. But
-I wasn't here myself at the time. You know that, doctor."
-
-Mr. Sanders brightened up suddenly.
-
-"Are you a doctor?" he said.
-
-"I am, or I was, the dispensary doctor of Clonmore Poor Law Union. By
-the way, Patsy, was there any talk of their electing a new man when
-they found out that I'd gone?"
-
-"I wouldn't be telling you a lie. There was."
-
-"If you're a doctor," said Mr. Sanders eagerly, "you'll be able to
-certify that I have a weak heart, and that confinement will seriously
-injure my health. Then he'll be bound to let me go."
-
-"I haven't a stethoscope with me," said the doctor, "so I can't. But
-even if I wrote you out quite a long certificate I don't suppose that
-it would influence the Emperor in the least. He doesn't care about your
-health. Why should he?"
-
-"But I've always understood---- Why, the Home Secretary only the other
-day----"
-
-"And I may as well tell you straight," said the doctor, "that if I had
-a stethoscope, and if the Emperor would let you out on my certificate,
-I wouldn't give it. In fact, if I certified at all, I'd certify that
-you are a particularly strong and enduring kind of man, and that a
-little imprisonment would do you good."
-
-"But why----? Why should----?"
-
-"Because the first thing you'd do when you got out would be to bring
-the police down on us here, and that's exactly what we don't want."
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XV
-
-
-Miss Blow stood at the window of her bedroom in Jimmy O'Loughlin's
-hotel, and saw Mr. Dick and Mr. Sanders ride by on their bicycles. She
-did not for a moment suppose that they were the Members of Parliament
-who had arrived by the train. They looked like hilarious but shabby
-tourists. It is not with such faces or in such clothes that candidates
-for election woo their constituents in Merrie England. She afterwards
-saw the three ladies drive by, followed by the car which carried their
-luggage. She did not see Mr. Goddard. She supposed, very naturally,
-that he and the Members of Parliament were consulting together
-somewhere, perhaps in the waiting-room at the railway station, devising
-plans for the rescue of what still might remain of Dr. O'Grady's body.
-She waited patiently, sustained by the hope of heroic measures to be
-taken in the near future.
-
-At half-past one Bridgy knocked at the door, and told her that her
-dinner was ready for her.
-
-"Will Mr. Goddard be in for dinner?" asked Miss Blow.
-
-Bridgy did not feel that it was her duty to disclose the fact that Mr.
-Goddard had driven away in the direction of Ballymoy. She answered
-cautiously.
-
-"He might," she said.
-
-This was unquestionably true. It was possible that Mr. Goddard would
-repent as he went on his way, and come back to dine with Miss Blow. It
-was not, in Bridgy's opinion, at all likely that he would; but she did
-not say this to Miss Blow.
-
-"Will the other gentlemen be with him?"
-
-"Well, I don't know, miss."
-
-She did know, but she held charity to be a higher virtue than truth. If
-Miss Blow hoped for the company of other gentlemen, Bridgy would not
-subject her to a disappointment sooner than was absolutely necessary.
-
-Miss Blow dined alone. After dinner she waited another half-hour. Then
-she rang the bell for Bridgy.
-
-"Has Mr. Goddard come back yet?"
-
-"Well, I don't know, miss."
-
-"Are the other gentlemen in the hotel?"
-
-"Well, I don't know."
-
-"Go and find out, then," said Miss Blow.
-
-Bridgy went downstairs and summoned Jimmy O'Loughlin from behind the
-bar.
-
-"The young lady above," she said, "is asking me this two hours if Mr.
-Goddard is come back."
-
-"You know as well as I do," said Jimmy, "that he hasn't, and, what's
-more, won't."
-
-"Sure, I do know that. Didn't I see him making off out of the yard by
-the back gate the way she wouldn't see him go?"
-
-"Well, then, go and tell her so."
-
-"Is it me? I dursn't."
-
-"Do it at once," said Jimmy. "It was you she asked, and it's you that
-ought to answer her. Off with you now, and not another word out of your
-head."
-
-Bridgy, who saw no reason why she should face the wrath of Miss Blow,
-retired to a small room which opened off the scullery, and spent an
-hour cleaning her own boots. Miss Blow waited, and after a while got
-tired of waiting. She rang the bell again. Bridgy heard it, and, for
-greater security, went into the yard and concealed herself in the cow
-byre. Miss Blow came downstairs and found Jimmy O'Loughlin. He had not
-thought of hiding, and was caught unawares.
-
-"Is Mr. Goddard in the hotel?" she asked.
-
-"He is not," said Jimmy. "It's himself was sorry to go; but there
-came a messenger over from Ballymoy, a police sergeant, to say he was
-wanting, and wanting badly. It might be cattle driving that's in it, or
-it might be a meeting about the land or maybe an eviction. They're a
-queer lot down in them parts. Anyway, he was wanting, and he went."
-
-"It's a curious thing," said Miss Blow, "that he went off without
-saying a word to me."
-
-"Well, now," said Jimmy, "if I amn't the fool this day; but I thought
-Bridgy would be sure to tell you."
-
-"Tell me what?"
-
-"The last words he said to me as he was getting up into the trap was
-these; 'Jimmy,' says he, 'it goes to my heart to be leaving Miss Blow
-behind me, and her in trouble. She'll never forgive me.' 'Believe you
-me,' says I, striving to encourage him, for I could see he felt it,
-'she will.' 'She will not,' says he. 'Don't I know she won't?' 'She
-will,' says I. 'There isn't a young lady ever I met with a better
-heart.' 'Will you tell her,' says he, 'that it was forced on me or I
-wouldn't do it, not if you was to give me the full of my hat of golden
-sovereigns?' 'I'll tell her,' says I; 'I'll break it to her quiet and
-easy the way she won't be feeling it.' And, glory be to God, I have."
-
-"You might have done it a little sooner," said Miss Blow.
-
-"I might, and that's a fact," said Jimmy apologetically.
-
-"Where are the other gentlemen?" said Miss Blow.
-
-"The other gentlemen! Is it them ones that come in on the train? Did
-you not see them going by on their bicycles? They're the most of the
-way to Pool-a-donagh by this time."
-
-It occurred to Miss Blow that she had been deceived, tricked,
-abominably insulted by Mr. Goddard. She distinctly remembered the
-bicyclists. They had passed down the street almost immediately after
-the arrival of the train. It was quite impossible for Mr. Goddard to
-have had any serious conversation with them. She hesitated, on the
-verge of tears. Then the utter futility of weeping in the presence of
-Jimmy O'Loughlin struck her. She pulled herself together and, with
-prompt decision, settled her course of action.
-
-"Get the car," she said, "at once. I shall drive over to Ballymoy and
-see Mr. Goddard."
-
-"The car's not in it," said Jimmy.
-
-Miss Blow stamped her foot.
-
-"Get any car," she said. "I don't care whether it's your own or
-another."
-
-"Divil the car there is in Clonmore this minute," said Jimmy. "The
-ladies that came in by the train has the both of them took, and they're
-away off with them to Pool-a-donagh, if so be that the horses can do
-the journey."
-
-"Do you mean to say that there isn't a horse and car to be got in the
-place?"
-
-"There is not. It's the truth I'm telling you; and if you don't
-believe me, go up and ask Sergeant Farrelly at the barrack."
-
-"Then," said Miss Blow, "I'll walk."
-
-"Is it to walk to Ballymoy? You'd never over it, and the weather as hot
-as it is. It's better than twelve miles."
-
-"I'll do it," said Miss Blow.
-
-She did. A little footsore, very tired, but still blazing with
-indignation, she arrived in Ballymoy at a quarter to six o'clock.
-
-Just outside Ballymoy, close to the Clonmore road, is the ground
-belonging to the tennis club. There are three courts and a galvanized
-iron hut, known as the pavilion. On club days, when some lady gives
-tea to the players, there are usually twenty or thirty people on
-the ground. On other days only a few enthusiasts go to the club. It
-happened that when Miss Blow came in sight on the road there was no
-one at the club except Mr. Goddard and Captain Fielding, the Resident
-Magistrate. They were playing a vigorous game, having a final practice
-in preparation for the tournament which was to be held next day. Mr.
-Goddard was serving in the fifth game of the set when he caught sight
-of Miss Blow. He paused, stared at her, dropped the two balls which he
-held in his hand, and fled without a word into the pavilion.
-
-Captain Fielding gaped with astonishment, looked up and down the road,
-saw nothing very alarming, and followed Mr. Goddard into the pavilion.
-
-"What the devil----" he began.
-
-Mr. Goddard took no notice of the remark. He was staring out of a small
-window which commanded a view of the road.
-
-"What the----" said Captain Fielding again.
-
-Mr. Goddard turned suddenly.
-
-"Fielding," he said, "jump on your bicycle and ride like hell to my
-house. Don't lose a moment. Get a hold of my housekeeper, and tell her
-that if any lady calls she's to say I've gone away on leave and won't
-be back for six weeks. Don't stop to ask questions. I'll explain it all
-to you when you get back."
-
-He pushed Captain Fielding out of the pavilion.
-
-"You'll be in time," he said, "if only you'll go. Thank goodness my
-house is at the far end of the town."
-
-Captain Fielding did as he was told. He rode fast, because he was most
-anxious to hear Mr. Goddard's explanation as soon as possible. He
-delivered his message to the housekeeper, and then rode back.
-
-"Did you pass a girl walking along the road?" said Mr. Goddard.
-
-"I did; a pretty girl in a grey dress, a stranger."
-
-"Well, she's mad--stark mad. She's been bothering me out of my life
-these two days. I'm sick and tired of talking to her. If she catches me
-now I'm done."
-
-"If she's mad," said the R. M., "why don't you have her locked up? I'll
-sign the papers for you if you get a medical certificate."
-
-"She's not mad in that sort of way," said Goddard, "although she is
-mad."
-
-"I see," said the R. M.; "temper. It's not a breach of promise case, is
-it, Goddard?"
-
-"Nothing of the sort. I never set eyes on her in my life till
-yesterday. In fact, she's engaged to quite another man."
-
-"I see," said the R. M. doubtfully.
-
-"The fact is," said Goddard, "she has a theory that there has been a
-murder over at Clonmore. There hasn't, of course; but she thinks there
-has--and--well, the fact is, I promised to investigate it. She cried,
-you know, and that sort of thing. The whole business is utterly absurd
-from start to finish."
-
-"And what do you propose to do now?"
-
-"I don't know. Perhaps she'll go away when she gets the message about
-my being on leave. I shall stay here till after dark, anyhow, and then
-sneak down to the house and find out what's happened."
-
-"I think," said Captain Fielding, "that I'll stay with you. I'd rather
-like to see this business through. Besides, when she finds she can't
-get you she'll probably go up to my house for me."
-
-Miss Blow received the message from Mr. Goddard's housekeeper with open
-incredulity.
-
-"I shall wait here," she said, "until Mr. Goddard comes home."
-
-The servant was in a difficult position. She recognized Miss Blow as
-the lady to whom she had given tea the day before, who had driven
-off, apparently on the most friendly terms, with Mr. Goddard. It was
-plainly impossible to slam the door as doors are slammed in the faces
-of drunken tramps. She was a woman of kindly disposition. She saw
-that Miss Blow was dusty, tired, in need of rest and refreshment. Her
-natural impulse was to be hospitable. At the same time she had no doubt
-as to what Mr. Goddard's wishes were with regard to this particular
-visitor. She was a woman of intelligence, and she realized that the
-message delivered by Captain Fielding was urgent and important. She
-hesitated, standing in the middle of the doorway. Miss Blow put an end
-to all uncertainty by walking past her into the house, opening the
-dining-room door, entering the room, and sitting down.
-
-Mr. Goddard's housekeeper retired to the kitchen and meditated on the
-situation. It was plainly impossible to remove Miss Blow without the
-use of actual force. At seven o'clock pity triumphed over her sense of
-duty to her master. She made some tea and took it in to Miss Blow on a
-tray. At eight o'clock a police constable came to the door and asked
-to see Mr. Goddard. He refused to believe that the District Inspector
-had gone on leave. The housekeeper, despairing of anything except the
-actual truth, confessed that there was a young lady in the house, and
-gave it as her opinion that Mr. Goddard was afraid to meet her. The
-constable disappeared, grinning. The housekeeper was uneasily conscious
-that he was putting a wrong meaning into the fact of Miss Blow's
-presence in the house.
-
-At nine o'clock Mr. Goddard, still in tennis flannels, and accompanied
-by Captain Fielding, climbed over the wall of his own back garden, and
-slipped through the yard into the kitchen.
-
-"Mary," he said to the housekeeper, "is that young lady gone?"
-
-"She is not; and, what's more, it's my opinion that she won't go."
-
-"There," said Mr. Goddard to Captain Fielding, "what did I tell you?
-She's an amazingly persistent woman."
-
-"Go and turn her out," said Captain Fielding. "Tell her it's highly
-improper for her to be sitting here in your house in the middle of the
-night."
-
-Mr. Goddard sighed. The advice was well meant, but it was useless. He
-knew Miss Blow, and Captain Fielding did not.
-
-"Mary," he said, "slip upstairs as quietly as you can, and get my
-pyjamas and tooth brush. I'll have to go to the barrack for the night.
-They'll give me some sort of a shake-down."
-
-"And will the young lady be sleeping here?" asked Mary.
-
-"I expect so," said Mr. Goddard. "If she does, she'll tell you so
-beforehand quite plainly. Make her as comfortable as you can."
-
-Mary went upstairs on tiptoe. Unfortunately, owing to nervousness
-induced by excess of caution, she upset a hot-water can, which fell
-with a hideous clatter against Mr. Goddard's bath. She hastened from
-the bedroom, and was met on the stairs by Miss Blow.
-
-"What have you got there?" said Miss Blow, eyeing the pyjamas
-suspiciously.
-
-"It's clothes from the wash," said Mary. "Now that the master's away, I
-thought I might as well be doing that as nothing."
-
-"You can tell him," said Miss Blow, "that I'm going to the hotel now,
-and that I'll be round to see him the first thing in the morning."
-
-She left the house, slamming the door behind her. Mary carried the
-pyjamas and the tooth brush upstairs again. Then she went into the
-kitchen and broke the happy news to her master and Captain Fielding.
-
-"Thank God!" said Mr. Goddard. "I'm safe for to-night, anyway."
-
-"She'll be back with you in the morning," said Captain Fielding,
-grinning. "I don't see that you've much to congratulate yourself
-about."
-
-"Something may happen before then," said Mr. Goddard.
-
-It is very seldom that things happen just when they are wanted to. The
-prisoner on the verge of execution hopes, but as a rule hopes in vain,
-for an earthquake at early dawn. The debtor whose bill is due the next
-day prays for, but scarcely expects, a fire in the bank premises during
-the night, an effective fire destructive of iron safes. Mr. Goddard's
-feeling that something might happen before Miss Blow caught him again
-was hardly a hope. Nothing short of some wholly unprecedented event
-would be any use to him. But Mr. Goddard was exceptionally fortunate.
-Something did happen. He was roused at six o'clock in the morning by
-a violent knocking at his door. He looked out of his window and saw
-Constable Moriarty standing in the street with a bicycle.
-
-"What on earth do you want at this hour?" said Mr. Goddard.
-
-He had slept badly during the early part of the night, and was greatly
-annoyed at being roused from a doze at six o'clock.
-
-"If it's Miss Blow you're after," he went on, "I haven't got her here.
-She's at the hotel. Go there and get her. Take her with you, if you
-want her. She's no use to me."
-
-Constable Moriarty grinned. He did not want Miss Blow any more than his
-officer did. Then, in the very middle of his grin, he grew grave again.
-
-"It's what Sergeant Farrelly is after sending me over to tell you, sir,
-that the two English gentlemen that went off to Pool-a-donagh on their
-bicycles is after getting lost."
-
-"Lost! What do you mean by lost?"
-
-"According to the word that came to the barrack at Clonmore, sir, the
-ladies arrived at Pool-a-donagh at four o'clock or thereabouts and
-didn't find the gentlemen. It was thought that maybe they'd taken a
-wrong turn, though it's hard to know how they could, seeing there isn't
-a wrong turn to take, and that they might have come back to Clonmore.
-So the sergeant at Pool-a-donagh sent a wire to Sergeant Farrelly; but
-he didn't know where they were, and no more did Jimmy O'Loughlin, for
-we asked him. We sent a few more wires to the barracks round about, but
-we got no tidings of them good nor bad. There was men out searching
-all night from Pool-a-donagh, and Constable Cole and the sergeant took
-a look round when they were on patrol. They do say the ladies was in
-a terrible state. There was a mounted man came into Clonmore between
-three and four this morning, and Sergeant Farrelly sent me over to you
-on a bicycle the way you'd be able to tell him what he'd better do."
-
-"I never heard of such a thing in my life," said Mr. Goddard. "How
-can they be lost? The thing is impossible. Hang it all! they must be
-somewhere."
-
-"So you'd say, sir. But there isn't a police station anywhere round but
-it's been wired to, and not one has seen the gentlemen, dead or alive."
-
-"Don't talk about their being dead," said Mr. Goddard. "Good heavens,
-man! They're Members of Parliament. If they've gone and committed
-suicide there'll be a most frightful row, and everybody will say it's
-the fault of the police. They must be found at once."
-
-Mr. Goddard was in his pyjamas and dressing-gown. He told Constable
-Moriarty to go into the yard and harness the horse while he shaved
-and dressed. He was inclined at first to be angry with the Members of
-Parliament. It is a stupid thing to get lost, and men have no right to
-be stupid. He did not want to spend the day searching bohireens and
-bog-holes. He wanted to play in the Ballymoy tennis tournament. He had
-engaged himself as partner to Mrs. Fielding, the Resident Magistrate's
-wife, and it vexed him to have to disappoint the lady. By degrees the
-matter began to present itself to him in a brighter light. He was now
-obliged, absolutely forced, to leave Ballymoy, and by leaving early
-he would escape Miss Blow, escape her for a time at all events. He
-reflected that if she sought him out with her usual relentlessness he
-would, in any case, have been unable to play in the tournament. A man
-cannot with any decency appear on a tennis court while a beautiful
-and angry girl hurls reproaches at him from the side lines. Even if
-he succeeded in evading her, his nerve would be shattered by the
-consciousness that she might appear beside him at any moment. It seemed
-to him that the loss of the Members of Parliament was, after all, a
-blessing in disguise; that, in fact, his wish had been fulfilled beyond
-his hope--something had happened.
-
-He sat down and scribbled a note of apology for his absence.
-
-"Dear Fielding," he wrote, "will you ask your wife to be so kind as to
-excuse me. I am exceedingly sorry to disappoint her, and I assure you I
-would not do it if I could possibly help it. Two Members of Parliament
-have disappeared during the night, and I have to go out and look for
-them. Perhaps the rector would play with Mrs. Fielding if you asked
-him. He's no earthly good, but he's on the handicapping committee, and
-would let himself in soft. In any case she would get a game of some
-sort. If you happen to come across that good-looking girl in the grey
-dress, you might tell her that I promised to play to-day with Mrs.
-Fielding, and that you expect me up at the club between twelve o'clock
-and four. That will keep her in Ballymoy for most of the day, anyhow.
-The Lord knows I don't want her on my track. I shall have worry enough
-without that."
-
-He stuffed some biscuits into his pocket and went out into the yard.
-Constable Moriarty promised to deliver the note to Captain Fielding.
-Mr. Goddard got into his trap and drove off. He had to pass the hotel
-on his way, and was half afraid that Miss Blow might sally out and
-seize the horse's head. She did not. It was not yet seven o'clock, and
-the blinds of all the upstairs rooms were drawn down. Miss Blow was,
-apparently, sleeping off the fatigue of the day before.
-
-Mr. Goddard reached Clonmore at half-past eight. He found Sergeant
-Farrelly and Constable Cole at breakfast. They had been up all night,
-and were looking fagged, nervous, and harassed.
-
-"There's two more wires, sir, that's come in since eight this morning.
-The one of them says that there's no further news of the missing
-gentlemen in Pool-a-donagh, and the other says that the ladies started
-back to Clonmore at seven this morning, and is in hopes that you'll be
-here to meet them when they arrive.
-
-"If I'm not," said Mr. Goddard--"and it's quite possible that I
-won't--if I'm not, you'll have to see them, sergeant. They're very nice
-ladies," he added, noticing a gloom on Sergeant Farrelly's face, "not
-the least like Miss Blow."
-
-"It's a queer thing," said Sergeant Farrelly, "that a man could get
-lost between this and Pool-a-donagh. It's a straight road, and they got
-started right on it. Jimmy O'Loughlin was telling me last night that he
-seen them going through the town, and them heading straight on the same
-as if they knew the place all their lives. Without they took a boat and
-went out to sea in it--and I don't know where they'd get a boat along
-that road--it's a queer thing."
-
-"It is a queer thing," said Mr. Goddard. "But what's the use of
-spending the morning saying so? Show me all the telegrams that came
-last night."
-
-He worked his way through a sheaf of pink forms. The messages were,
-for the most part, very monotonous. In language which hardly varied
-and with a strict attention to the number of words which can be sent
-for sixpence, the sergeants of all the police barracks within a wide
-circle disclaimed any knowledge of the missing gentlemen. No one had
-seen them. The most careful inquiries brought no information. Here and
-there, among these cold, official statements, Mr. Goddard came upon a
-message which breathed anxiety, heartbreak, and despair, a despatch
-from a wife or an aunt. These were verbose, reckless of expense, and
-always ended by urging the necessity of immediate action on the part of
-the police.
-
-"I can't do anything," said Mr. Goddard; "at all events, I won't do
-anything till I've had some breakfast. It's after nine now. I'll go
-down to the hotel and see what I can get out of Jimmy O'Loughlin."
-
-He found, when he reached the hotel, that the table in the commercial
-room was laid for breakfast. A pleasant scent of frying bacon reached
-him from the kitchen. He became aware that he was extremely hungry.
-
-"Jimmy!" he called. "Jimmy O'Loughlin!"
-
-"Is that yourself, Mr. Goddard?" said Jimmy, speaking from the top of
-the stairs. "They're just getting the breakfast ready for the doctor's
-young lady. I'll tell them to fry a couple more eggs for you. She'll be
-glad of your company. It's lonely for the creature taking her meals by
-herself, and her in trouble about the loss of the doctor and all."
-
-Jimmy O'Loughlin in his shirt-sleeves and without a collar leaned over
-the banisters as he spoke. The grin on his face was malicious.
-
-"Is Miss Blow here?" said Mr. Goddard. "I don't believe she is. How
-could she?"
-
-"She is not here," said Jimmy, "but I'm just after getting a wire from
-her to say that she'll be in for her breakfast at half-past nine. It
-must be that now, if it isn't past it. Bridgy! Are you there, Bridgy?
-I say, will you fry a couple of eggs and some rashers for Mr. Goddard?
-He'll be taking his breakfast along with the doctor's young lady as
-soon as she comes."
-
-"Look here," said Mr. Goddard, "there's no use your trying to pull my
-leg in this way. Miss Blow can't be here. She was sound asleep when I
-left Ballymoy at seven, and she couldn't possibly do the drive in the
-time."
-
-"Not if she drove," said Jimmy; "but she'd do it on a bicycle."
-
-"How do you know she has a bicycle?"
-
-"I don't know. How would I? All I say is that, being the sort of a
-young lady she is, it's likely she'd get a bicycle, or for the matter
-of that a motor car, if so be she wanted one. Anyway, she'll be here
-at half-past nine, for that's what she said."
-
-"Then," said Mr. Goddard, "I'll not stay for breakfast. I'm going up
-to the Castle. I have business with Lord Manton. And look here, Jimmy,
-when Miss Blow arrives, if she does arrive, there'll be no need for you
-to say anything about my being here. It would only upset her."
-
-"I will not. Why would I? Hasn't she trouble enough without that? But
-tell me now, Mr. Goddard, is it true what I hear them saying about them
-gentlemen that was through the town yesterday on their bicycles?"
-
-"Is what true?"
-
-"That they're off."
-
-"They're lost," said Mr. Goddard, "if that's what you mean."
-
-Jimmy O'Loughlin winked. "The same as the poor doctor," he said, "and
-Patsy Devlin."
-
-"Not in the least the same. We know what happened to them well enough.
-But these fellows are quite different. But I can't stop here talking
-to you all morning. I've something else to do. Don't say anything to
-anybody about my being up at the Castle."
-
-"I will not. If I open my mouth about you at all, I'll say you're
-searching high and low for the men that's gone."
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XVI
-
-
-"His lordship is still at breakfast, sir," said Wilkins.
-
-"Will you ask him if I can speak to him for a few minutes as soon as he
-has finished?" said Mr. Goddard.
-
-He was shown into the library, where Lord Manton's letters and
-newspapers were arranged on a table near the window. He was an old
-gentleman who declined to do business of any kind, even open a letter,
-before breakfast. He attributed his good health to his habit of facing
-the kind of worries which the post brings only when he was fortified by
-a solid meal. Mr. Goddard glanced at the columns of a Dublin evening
-paper of the day before, half fearful of a scare headline announcing
-the loss of two Members of Parliament in Connemara. He was delighted to
-find that the editor had been able to discover nothing more exciting
-than a crisis in the Balkans and a speech by the Prime Minister.
-Wilkins entered the room.
-
-"His lordship's compliments," he said, "and he will be pleased if you
-will join him at breakfast."
-
-Mr. Goddard accepted the invitation gladly. The smell of Jimmy
-O'Loughlin's bacon and eggs had whetted his appetite. He was conducted
-to the dining-room by Wilkins, and found Lord Manton seated by himself
-at the end of a large table. The dining-room in Clonmore Castle is
-a spacious and well-proportioned apartment. A tradition exists that
-in the time of Lord Manton's father, on the occasion of a county
-election, fifty gentlemen once sat down in it together at dinner. In
-those days, no doubt, people did not object to being crowded. But even
-to-day thirty people could very comfortably have dined in the room,
-and there would still have been space for the servants to make their
-way about. It was the largest room in the Castle, and its present
-proprietor looked singularly small, even insignificant, seated alone in
-the middle of it. Lord Manton greeted his guest cheerfully.
-
-"Good morning, Mr. Goddard. This is an early visit. Have you by any
-chance come across the body of Dr. O'Grady? Won't you help yourself to
-something to eat? You'll find whatever there is on the side table."
-
-Mr. Goddard secured a kidney and some bacon.
-
-"No," he said; "there's no news of Dr. O'Grady."
-
-"Have you got engaged to be married to Miss Blow?" said Lord Manton.
-"That's the way this business will end, I expect. That young woman came
-over here for a husband, and now that the doctor has bolted there is
-only you or me for her to choose. So far as I can see at present, she
-seems to prefer you. I'm very glad she does. In fact, I'm keeping out
-of her way as much as I can."
-
-"So am I; but it's rather difficult."
-
-"I suppose it is. I hear that she went the whole way over to Ballymoy
-after you last night; walked every step of it. I'm surprised that you
-escaped her after that. How did you manage it? I should have thought
-you could hardly have refused to marry her without being actually rude.
-But perhaps that story is only gossip."
-
-"It's quite true," said Mr. Goddard. "But, Lord Manton, I came up here
-this morning to speak to you about--the fact is, I am in a serious
-difficulty."
-
-"You are. I can scarcely imagine anything more serious."
-
-"I wanted," said Mr. Goddard, "to ask your advice about----"
-
-"You shall have it. Give in and marry her at once with a good grace.
-That's my advice. After all, you might do a great deal worse. She's a
-very good-looking girl, and by her own account she'll have some money.
-It's far better for you to pretend you like it. It's no earthly use
-your trying to escape if her mind is made up. Your plan of dodging
-up and down between Clonmore and Ballymoy can't be kept up for ever.
-Sooner or later she'll overtake you in one place or the other; or else
-she'll meet you on the road between the two, where you'll be quite at
-her mercy."
-
-"I dare say you're right," said Mr. Goddard. "But it's not about Miss
-Blow that I want to consult you this morning. Did you hear about the
-Members of Parliament?"
-
-"I heard that two Members of Parliament went through the town on
-bicycles yesterday," said Lord Manton, "with a lot of women after
-them on cars; Suffragettes, I suppose, pursuing them for votes. It's
-astonishing how they track those poor fellows to the remotest ends of
-the earth."
-
-"They've disappeared," said Mr. Goddard.
-
-"Sensible men. That was by far the wisest thing they could do. But I
-wonder how they managed it? You haven't been able to disappear from
-Miss Blow. We must find out about it. I may have to disappear myself
-when that question comes up to the House of Lords."
-
-"You've not got it right," said Mr. Goddard. "The women on the cars
-were their wives. Or rather two of them were. The other was their aunt."
-
-"Dear me! Is that legal? That sort of group marriage with a common aunt
-doesn't seem to me quite the thing for Members of Parliament."
-
-"They had one wife each, of course," said Mr. Goddard, "and the aunt
-only belonged to one of them. They have the police roused all over the
-country looking for them. That's what brings me here this morning. I've
-got to do something to find them."
-
-"Do you mean to tell me that these two men have got lost in such a way
-that they can't be found?"
-
-"They have. It's really a most extraordinary thing. They started
-on bicycles yesterday from Clonmore to ride to Pool-a-donagh. They
-never arrived. That's really all we know about the matter. The ladies
-followed them on a car and didn't overtake them. We've telegraphed to
-every police barrack in the neighbourhood, and they haven't turned up
-anywhere."
-
-"I'll tell you what it is, Goddard. This is an uncommonly awkward
-business for you. Here you are, responsible for the safety of the
-inhabitants of this district, and no less than four men disappear
-completely in the inside of a single week. First there was Dr. O'Grady.
-Then poor Patsy Devlin vanished, leaving a wife and family behind him."
-
-"We know all about them," said Mr. Goddard.
-
-"And now no less than two Members of Parliament. It doesn't look at
-all well. I'm greatly afraid there'll be a fuss when it gets into the
-newspapers. The public will take the keenest interest in it. We shall
-have columns and columns every day. Do you happen to know whether
-these men were Liberals or Conservatives?"
-
-"No, I don't. I don't see that it makes any difference. I've got to
-find them whichever they are."
-
-"It makes the greatest difference," said Lord Manton. "If they're
-supporters of the Government, there'll be a much bigger fuss than if
-they're on the Opposition side. The Prime Minister isn't likely to
-sit down quietly under the loss of two votes, especially with the way
-bye-elections are going at present. You'll simply have to find them."
-
-"I wish I could," said Mr. Goddard. "I'd do it quick enough, whatever
-their politics are, if I knew how to go about it."
-
-"Of course, if they belonged to the Opposition," said Lord Manton, "the
-matter won't be pressed by the Government. But even so you'll have the
-newspapers to reckon with, and the curiosity of the general public. Why
-don't you go and look for them?"
-
-"I would go at once, if I had the remotest idea where to look. But I
-haven't. That's what I want your advice about."
-
-"You say," said Lord Manton, "that there are three ladies belonging
-to them. If I were you, I should begin by introducing them to Miss
-Blow. Then get a hold of Mrs. Patsy Devlin and let her talk to the
-whole party. You could put them all together into a room in Jimmy
-O'Loughlin's hotel. They'll interest each other. They have so much in
-common."
-
-"I might do that, of course. But I don't see what good it would be. I
-shouldn't be any nearer finding the men."
-
-"No, you wouldn't; but you'd have time to turn round and think things
-out a bit. They'd be sure to talk for a good while once you get them
-started, and it's quite possible that by the time they'd finished, the
-two men might have turned up somewhere or other."
-
-"I don't see what can possibly have happened to them," said Mr.
-Goddard. "After you pass Rosivera the road runs the whole way between
-the bog and the sea. They couldn't get off it if they tried. And they
-must have got as far as Rosivera when they started right, for there
-isn't a cross road between this and there. Even if they were fools
-enough to go up some bohireen or other, they'd only have to turn around
-and come down again."
-
-"That seems to me," said Lord Manton, "to knock the bottom out of the
-theory that they've got lost. As you say, they can't be lost. They
-might sit down on the side of the road and cry; but if they did the
-women on the cars would have seen them."
-
-"I've thought all that out. I can't see how they've got lost; but the
-fact is they are lost."
-
-"I don't believe it," said Lord Manton.
-
-"Surely you don't suppose that they're playing off a practical joke on
-us."
-
-"Come into the library and have a smoke," said Lord Manton.
-
-"I'm not sure that I ought to. With this business on my hands I
-scarcely feel justified--I think I should----"
-
-"Oh, nonsense. You can't do anything until you've thought. Premature
-and imperfectly considered action in a case like this is always a
-mistake, and you can't possibly think properly without tobacco."
-
-Lord Manton kept excellent cigars for his guests. Mr. Goddard, who had
-smoked them before, lit one with pleasure, and stretched himself in a
-deep chair. He had breakfasted heartily, in spite of anxiety and worry.
-He felt that a short rest was due to him. He was prepared to believe
-that a period of calm reflection was due to the case of the two errant
-Members of Parliament. Lord Manton did not smoke his own cigars, and
-rarely lay back in his own very comfortable chairs. He preferred an
-upright kind of seat, and he smoked cigarettes, lighting them one after
-another in rapid succession, while he talked, wrote or thought. On this
-occasion he did not remain seated for more than a couple of minutes.
-Before his first cigarette was half smoked he stood up and talked down
-to Mr. Goddard from a commanding position beside the chimney-piece.
-
-"I don't believe," he said, "I don't for one moment believe, that those
-Members of Parliament are lost."
-
-"Lost or disappeared or stolen," said Mr. Goddard, "it's all the same
-so far as I am concerned. I've got to find them."
-
-"It's not in the least the same thing. If they were simply lost in
-the way a child or a dog or a collar stud gets lost, then you'd know
-where to look for them. Draw a circle of, say, ten miles in diameter,
-with Rosivera for its centre, and they must be inside of it somewhere.
-You've only got to put men enough on the job and you're bound to find
-them. But if they have disappeared of their own accord, vanished
-intentionally and deliberately, then you will have to proceed in quite
-a different way."
-
-"It's all very well to talk of Dr. O'Grady and Patsy Devlin
-disappearing like that; but it's different with these men. Why the
-devil should they disappear?"
-
-"They can't have got lost," said Lord Manton. "You satisfied me, if
-you did not satisfy yourself, about that; and if they're lost they must
-have bolted. How else can you account for their not turning up?"
-
-"But why should they? What had they to run away from?"
-
-"That, of course, I can't say for certain, for I don't know the men.
-But, taking into consideration the little I do know about them, I can
-make a guess. Can't you imagine it? They had with them three women, two
-wives and an aunt. The one who hadn't his aunt with him very probably
-has one at home, and it's quite possible that they both have sisters."
-
-"I dare say they have. I didn't ask."
-
-"Well now, think. They were English Members of Parliament, and
-therefore presumably pretty well to do. They probably had businesses
-somewhere, and residences in a suburban district. What does all that
-mean? Respectability. Imagine to yourself the appalling weight of
-respectability involved in the possession of a wife, an aunt, a sister,
-a business, investments, and a seat in Parliament. Can't you fancy
-the poor fellows coming to find it all perfectly intolerable; saying
-to each other: 'Hang it, let's get off and run loose for a while'? I
-don't say I'm right. I can't be sure, because I don't know the men, and
-I didn't see the women; but what I'm offering you is an intelligible
-explanation. What sort of women were they? What were they like?"
-
-"I don't know. I didn't notice anything particular about them. They
-were just ordinary women."
-
-"There you are," said Lord Manton. "It's your ordinary, well-behaved
-woman who drives a man perfectly frantic if he has any spirit in him.
-I couldn't live with an ordinary woman for three months at a stretch.
-Look at my daughter, for instance. How long do you suppose I could
-stand her? Certainly not three months, not two months. I'm at the end
-of my tether after a six weeks' visit to her. And I'm not married to
-her. I haven't got to be very close to her. I haven't got to see her
-in a red dressing-gown combing her hair. I haven't got to listen to
-the noise she makes when she's washing her teeth. You don't understand
-these things because you're not married. Very likely you never will
-understand them, because Miss Blow's not an ordinary woman----"
-
-"She is not," said Mr. Goddard.
-
-"But these two poor fellows," said Lord Manton, "had got to do with
-ordinary women. They had to give their opinions on new hats, had to
-listen to stories about the things which the servants did or didn't do.
-Of course they bolted."
-
-"I wish to goodness they'd have bolted out of some other district,
-then, if they had to bolt. Why should they come here? You'd think it
-would be much more convenient to run away from a place like London than
-from Clonmore. But I don't believe they have bolted."
-
-"They can't have got lost. The thing's absurd on the face of it. Take
-a single point in addition to all those that you've made already.
-Take their bicycles. A man might accidentally lose himself, but his
-bicycle couldn't possibly get lost. He must leave it on the side of
-the road somewhere, and wherever he leaves it you're sure to find it.
-You can get rid of a bicycle on purpose, though even that's not so
-easy. Sinking it in the sea is about the only way I can imagine of
-effectually disposing of it. But you can't lose it and yourself. Nobody
-could lose both himself and a bicycle unless he did it on purpose."
-
-"But----" said Mr. Goddard.
-
-He had a whole series of criticisms utterly destructive of Lord
-Manton's hypothesis. He had seen the Members of Parliament. He felt
-that he knew them. He found it impossible to imagine their breaking out
-into wild Bohemianism, sickening of respectability, rebelling against
-the monotony of any woman, however ordinary. There was Mr. Dick, who
-had bounded out of the railway carriage, volatile, debonnair, gay
-with familiar quotations. There was Mr. Sanders, rigid, mathematical,
-a little morose on account of his weak heart. Lord Manton might
-conceivably find an ordinary woman maddening; but Mr. Dick, once he
-began, would go on kissing her contentedly for years and years. He
-would appreciate the way in which his dinner was cooked for him. Mr.
-Sanders would appreciate that too. He might be a little exacting,
-would, no doubt, expect his weak heart to be taken seriously, would
-put a woman in her proper place in the settled order of things, and
-keep her there. But both Mr. Dick and Mr. Sanders would recognize that
-a woman must be allowed to wash her teeth. They would not resent the
-noise of the water gurgling in her mouth. They would both know that
-women must comb their hair, and that a red dressing-gown is a suitable
-and convenient garment under certain circumstances. They would not be
-angry when they were told about the misdeeds of maid-servants, a trying
-and exhausting class to deal with. They were men with well-balanced
-minds, men of practical common sense, men who would not fly blindly in
-the face of facts. They were not the men to run away from their wives,
-or even from their aunts.
-
-"But----" he began again.
-
-Lord Manton lit a fresh cigarette, his fourth, and waited. Mr. Goddard
-sought for words in which to express his feelings. He might have found
-them in time, but time was not given him. Wilkins entered the room.
-
-"There is a lady to see you, sir," he said to Mr. Goddard. "I showed
-her into the small drawing-room. She said she wished to see you
-particular."
-
-"Good God!" said Mr. Goddard. "It's Miss Blow!"
-
-"Is it Miss Blow?" said Lord Manton to Wilkins. "Don't attempt to break
-the news to him if it is. Tell him straight out. It's kinder in the
-end."
-
-"It's the same young lady," said Wilkins, "that called on your lordship
-two days ago."
-
-"The young lady that was talking about bringing a corpse here? I told
-you, I remember, to get white flowers from the gardener. Is it that
-young lady?"
-
-"Yes, my lord."
-
-"And has she brought it this time?"
-
-"Not that I saw, my lord."
-
-"If you didn't see it, Wilkins, I think we may take it for granted that
-it isn't there."
-
-"Damn that girl!" said Mr. Goddard. "You'd think I had enough on my
-hands without her."
-
-"From the way you're speaking of her," said Lord Manton, "I suppose
-you don't feel inclined to go into the drawing-room and offer to marry
-her. That, as I said before, is the proper thing for you to do. If you
-won't, the only other course I see open to you is to get away out of
-this as fast as you can."
-
-"What's the good? She'd be after me again at once."
-
-"Not at once," said Lord Manton. "I think I can arrange to give you a
-good long start. Wilkins will go back and ask her to be good enough
-to remain where she is for a few minutes. You could tell her, Wilkins,
-that Mr. Goddard is engaged with me at present, discussing very
-important business, but that he'll be with her in less than a quarter
-of an hour. You could do that, Wilkins, couldn't you?"
-
-"Yes, my lord."
-
-"Then Mr. Goddard could get out of the house and walk across the deer
-park. You could run if you like, Goddard, keeping carefully out of
-sight of the drawing-room windows. After a time, say at the end of half
-an hour, Miss Blow will begin to get impatient. What do you suppose
-she'll do when she gets impatient, Wilkins?"
-
-"I'd say, my lord, that's she's likely to ring the bell."
-
-"Exactly. That's what I thought myself. I suppose, Wilkins, that you
-could arrange for the under housemaid to go to her when she rings."
-
-"Yes, my lord."
-
-"And the under housemaid would, of course, know nothing about Mr.
-Goddard. What would the under housemaid do, Wilkins, when she was asked
-about Mr. Goddard, and knew nothing about him?"
-
-"I'd say, my lord, that she'd tell the young lady she'd go to make
-inquiries."
-
-"Quite so. She'd be sure to do that. But she needn't go back again to
-Miss Blow. She could resume her interrupted duties. She could start
-off under-housemaiding again at the place she left off when Miss Blow
-rang the bell. I presume that, after a decent interval, say a quarter
-of an hour, Miss Blow would ring the bell again; this time the upper
-housemaid could go to her. That could be arranged, I suppose, Wilkins?"
-
-"Certainly, my lord."
-
-"She, of course, would know nothing about Mr. Goddard; but she would
-promise to go and make inquiries. She would then get back to her
-upper-housemaiding and completely forget about Miss Blow. After another
-interval, this time probably a shorter one, say ten minutes, Miss Blow
-would ring the bell again. Then the cook could go to her, and, of
-course----"
-
-"Beg pardon, my lord, but the cook wouldn't go."
-
-"Couldn't you arrange it, Wilkins?"
-
-"No, my lord; it's not the cook's place to answer bells."
-
-"I forgot that," said Lord Manton. "It was stupid of me. I should have
-remembered. I'm afraid, Wilkins, that you'd have to go yourself the
-third time. You would tell her that Mr. Goddard had left the house an
-hour before. It would be about an hour, wouldn't it, Wilkins?"
-
-"As near as I can go to it, it would be about that, my lord."
-
-"After that I should recommend you to leave the room at once, Wilkins.
-You can stay if you like and see what happens, but I rather recommend
-you to leave at once."
-
-"Yes, my lord."
-
-"Very well. That gives you a clear hour's start, Goddard. You'd better
-be off at once."
-
-"Where am I to go to?"
-
-"I really don't know. I'm not advising you to run away. I think it
-would be wiser for you to stay here and marry Miss Blow without any
-further resistance. If you act contrary to my advice, you mustn't
-expect me to make your plans for you."
-
-Mr. Goddard and Wilkins left the room together. Lord Manton lit a
-fresh cigarette and tried to make up his mind whether he would like
-to see Miss Blow before she left the house. He felt sure that the
-interview, if he ventured on it, would be an interesting one, and that
-Miss Blow would say very amusing things. On the other hand, he had a
-vivid recollection of the masterful way in which she compelled him to
-write a note to Sergeant Farrelly. It seemed likely that she would
-attempt something of the same sort again. He was most unwilling to get
-further entangled in the mystery of Dr. O'Grady's disappearance. He
-was still turning the question over in his mind when Mr. Goddard burst
-noisily into the room.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XVII
-
-
-"Hullo!" said Lord Manton. "Back again. What have you forgotten? It's
-rather rash of you to venture, I think. If it's only your cigar-case or
-something of that sort that you've left behind, I should have had it
-posted after you as soon as you sent me your address. I can't keep Miss
-Blow here permanently, you know. In dealing with a lady like her you
-ought not to take these risks."
-
-"The others are coming," said Mr. Goddard breathlessly.
-
-"Oh, indeed! What others?"
-
-"I met them in the deer park. They are coming up here. They had Jimmy
-O'Loughlin's boy with them to show them the way."
-
-"What others?"
-
-"I turned at once and ran back," said Mr. Goddard. "I don't think they
-saw me; in fact, I'm sure they didn't. But what are we to do now?"
-
-"I'd stand a better chance of answering that question," said Lord
-Manton, "if I knew who you were talking about."
-
-"The other women, Mrs. Dick and----"
-
-"Oh, the wives of the lost Members of Parliament."
-
-"Yes. What shall we do?"
-
-"Don't say, what shall _we_ do," said Lord Manton. "I'm not going to
-do anything except sit here and watch the progress of events. I think
-that's as much as can be expected of me. Many men wouldn't do even
-that. I know lots of people who'd object to your way of filling up
-their houses with strange women; but I'm giving you every latitude. If
-you choose to interview your lady friends in my drawing-room, I make no
-objection. But I won't be dragged into any complications myself. That's
-the reason I don't like your saying 'we.' The question is not what
-shall we do, but what will you do."
-
-"What shall I do, then?" said Mr. Goddard.
-
-"If you'd taken my advice," said Lord Manton, "and married Miss Blow
-half an hour ago, you wouldn't be in this difficulty now. Your course
-would have been perfectly plain. You'd simply have referred the other
-ladies to Miss Blow. She would have dealt with them, and not allowed
-them to do you any harm. However, I don't want to rub in your past
-mistakes. The only course open to you now is to introduce these three
-to Miss Blow and let them talk the matter over quietly together while
-you get Mrs. Patsy Devlin to join them."
-
-Wilkins entered the room while Lord Manton was speaking.
-
-"There are some ladies to see your lordship," he said.
-
-"To see me? To see Mr. Goddard, you mean."
-
-"It was your lordship they asked for."
-
-"There must be some mistake," said Lord Manton. "Go to them again,
-Wilkins, and say that Mr. Goddard is here and will be delighted to see
-them."
-
-"I don't see what good that will be," said Mr. Goddard. "Wait a minute."
-
-But Wilkins was gone. Mr. Goddard made a protest.
-
-"Why did you give me away like that?" he asked. "If you hadn't told
-them I was here, they would never have thought of asking for me."
-
-"I gave you away to save myself," said Lord Manton. "I always give
-other people away when there's any kind of unpleasantness going on.
-That has been a fixed rule of mine through life, and I've always found
-it work well."
-
-"Beg pardon, my lord," said Wilkins, who returned, "but the ladies say
-it's your lordship they want to see; but they'll be very glad to meet
-Mr. Goddard too."
-
-"Did you ask their business, Wilkins?"
-
-"I did, my lord. They said they heard that you were a magistrate,
-and----"
-
-"That," said Lord Manton, "sounds about as bad as anything could be.
-How many ladies were there, Wilkins?"
-
-"Three, my lord."
-
-"The whole three," said Mr. Goddard. "I told you so."
-
-"Where have you put them, Wilkins?"
-
-"I showed them into the big drawing-room, my lord. The other lady was
-in----"
-
-"Well, go and change them out of that into the small drawing-room. Or,
-wait a minute. It may be easier to move Miss Blow. Go and put her into
-the big drawing-room along with the other three. Then shut the door and
-leave them. Do you think you can manage that, Wilkins?"
-
-"I could try, my lord."
-
-"Very well. Go and try. And if you succeed, don't go to them again
-until they've rung the bell at least a dozen times."
-
-"Certainly not, my lord."
-
-"It's rather hard on a man of my age," said Lord Manton, "to be hunted
-out of my own house in this way by a lot of strange women. I'm not
-blaming you, Goddard. All the same, if you had been reasonable about
-Miss Blow we wouldn't be in the position we are. Now, of course,
-there's nothing for it but to fly. It's very undignified for me, being
-a peer and that sort of thing. It will also, I'm afraid, be most
-uncomfortable. I mind that much more than the humiliation. But there's
-nothing else for it. If I stay here they'll catch me sooner or later."
-
-"What will you do?"
-
-"I shall get out a horse and trap if I can without being noticed. I
-shall drive down to the station, and lie hid in the ticket office until
-the next train is due. Then I shall go to London. You'd better come
-with me."
-
-Lord Manton's idea was to reach the stable-yard by way of the servants'
-quarters, so as to avoid passing the doors of either the big or the
-small drawing-room. To do this from the library it was necessary to
-go along a corridor and then cross an angle of the central hall off
-which both the drawing-rooms opened. The corridor was safe. The passage
-across the hall was dangerous. Unless Wilkins actually locked the
-ladies in, a door might be opened at any moment.
-
-Lord Manton and Mr. Goddard went on tiptoe along the corridor. A voice
-reached them from the hall. It was Wilkins' voice.
-
-"This way, miss, if you please."
-
-"One of them has escaped," said Mr. Goddard.
-
-"No," whispered Lord Manton; "it's only Wilkins moving Miss Blow into
-the big drawing-room. Wait a minute."
-
-They heard Wilkins' voice again. This time it was nearer than it had
-been.
-
-"I beg your pardon, miss, but if you'll allow me to show you the way.
-You're going in quite the wrong direction, miss."
-
-Mr. Goddard clutched Lord Manton's arm. "She's coming down here," he
-said. "We'd better----"
-
-"It's all right," whispered Lord Manton. "Wilkins will head her off."
-
-"I'm going in the direction in which I mean to go."
-
-This voice was unmistakably Miss Blow's. It was clear, resonant,
-determined, and sounded very near at hand.
-
-"Good heavens!" said Mr. Goddard.
-
-"She's quite right," said Lord Manton. "She is going in the direction
-in which she means to go. I rather respect her for it."
-
-Wilkins, walking sideways, and expostulating vehemently, appeared
-at the end of the corridor. Behind him, mistress of herself and the
-situation, strode Miss Blow. She caught sight of Lord Manton and Mr.
-Goddard at once. She pointed to them with a finger and fixed her eyes
-upon them with a terrible glare. They stood still, fascinated. The idea
-of escape by running and a leap through the library window occurred
-to Lord Manton. But with Miss Blow's eyes on him he was incapable of
-the effort. Wilkins, faithful to the last, walked backwards along the
-corridor, in front of Miss Blow. He looked as if he meant to sacrifice
-himself in order to stand between his master and Amazonian violence. He
-was a good servant.
-
-"So there you are," said Miss Blow. "You----" Her finger, pointed at
-Mr. Goddard, trembled with indignant scorn. "And you, my lord."
-
-There was a fine note of contempt, bitter and furious contempt, in her
-voice, as she uttered the words "my lord." There was something terrible
-in the association of a title reckoned honourable by the world with the
-baseness which she evidently attributed to Lord Manton.
-
-"Yes," said Lord Manton; "we're both here. But why aren't you in the
-big drawing-room with the other ladies? You oughtn't to come down here,
-you know, especially without a chaperone."
-
-"You call yourselves gentlemen," said Miss Blow.
-
-"No," said Lord Manton; "we don't. I certainly don't. And I should
-be surprised to hear that Mr. Goddard did. The word is quite out of
-fashion, I assure you. Nobody uses it nowadays. Don't bring unjust
-charges against us, Miss Blow. There are lots of things we may be
-accused of with truth. We're not the men we ought to be, especially
-Mr. Goddard. Charge us with the things we've done, and we'll confess
-at once and apologize. But don't be unjust. We never called ourselves
-gentlemen."
-
-"You ran away from me yesterday," said Miss Blow, addressing Mr.
-Goddard, "after promising faithfully that you'd help me. You ran away
-again to-day. You would be running away now if I hadn't caught you in
-the act."
-
-"He did and he would," said Lord Manton. "I've just been speaking to
-him about it. I told him his conduct was disgraceful. I'm glad now that
-he'll hear what you think of it from your own lips. It'll do him good."
-
-Mr. Goddard frowned and shuffled uneasily. Even though he had been
-fairly warned of the principle on which Lord Manton treated his friends
-in emergencies, he did not expect to be sacrificed so completely and
-remorselessly.
-
-"You're as bad yourself," said Miss Blow.
-
-"No," said Lord Manton; "I'm not. Try to be just, Miss Blow. I didn't
-run away from you."
-
-"You're just as bad as he is," said Miss Blow.
-
-Her voice was clear and loud. Lord Manton glanced anxiously towards the
-hall. It was quite possible that the noise of the denunciation might
-reach the drawing-room.
-
-"Wilkins," he said, "did you shut the door of the big drawing-room?"
-
-"No, my lord; I understood your lordship to say that this lady----"
-
-"Then go and do it at once. I can't have the other three---- Miss Blow
-is speaking to us in a confidential manner and doesn't want----"
-
-"Who are you shutting up?" said Miss Blow. "Who is your lackey going to
-imprison?"
-
-"Some ladies," said Lord Manton. "There are, I believe, three of them.
-But I'm not imprisoning them. I'm only trying to keep them where they
-are for a few minutes. I'm doing it entirely on your account. They
-wouldn't be at all cheering company for you. They have, unfortunately,
-just lost their husbands under the most mysterious and trying
-circumstances. Members of Parliament, you know. Excellent fellows every
-one of them. The whole thing is unspeakably sad."
-
-"Are those the ladies----?" said Miss Blow. "But of course they are.
-I heard about that. Do you mean to say that you're going to sit here
-and do nothing, nothing whatever, while men are being murdered in
-this wholesale manner every day? Will you make no effort to bring the
-criminals to justice and prevent the loss of more human life? You,
-sir," she addressed Mr. Goddard, "you wear his Majesty's uniform; you
-are an officer in what is supposed to be a police force----"
-
-"It is a police force," said Mr. Goddard feebly. "It really is,
-although I am an officer in it."
-
-"And you," she went on, turning to Lord Manton, "you are a magistrate
-besides being a peer."
-
-"Miss Blow," said Lord Manton, "won't you come into the library and sit
-down? We could talk so much more comfortably if we were sitting down.
-Besides, this is rather a public place for the discussion of private
-affairs."
-
-He looked past Miss Blow towards the end of the corridor. Something
-in his expression made Miss Blow turn her head. She saw, gathered in
-a knot in the hall, the cook, the kitchen-maid, the upper and under
-house-maid, and Wilkins. All of them, except Wilkins, were grinning.
-They had forgotten all decency and the respect due to their master.
-They were eagerly listening to every word Miss Blow said. She allowed
-herself to be led into the library.
-
-"Now sit down," said Lord Manton. "You must be thoroughly tired out
-after your long walk yesterday and all this excitement to-day. Will you
-allow me to offer you a glass of wine and a biscuit? Goddard, ring the
-bell, like a good man."
-
-"No," said Miss Blow.
-
-"A cup of tea, then? No? Or an egg flip? The cook would have it
-ready in a moment. I often have an egg flip myself when I'm feeling
-over-done. It's an excellent thing, I assure you."
-
-"No," said Mrs. Blow; "I'll take nothing--nothing from you. I----"
-
-"Well, just allow me to say one word," said Lord Manton, "before you
-begin again."
-
-"If you've any excuse to make for your behaviour," said Miss Blow,
-"make it. I shall listen to you."
-
-"I haven't," said Lord Manton. "Not a shred. Nor has Mr. Goddard. Don't
-interrupt me, Goddard. You haven't any real excuse, and you know it.
-But you mustn't be too hard upon us, Miss Blow. Try to put yourself in
-our position, in Mr. Goddard's position, for I really haven't anything
-to do with the business one way or other. It wasn't his fault about
-those Members of Parliament. He's just as sorry about it as anybody
-else. If he'd known that they intended to run away from their wives
-he'd have stopped them; but how could he know?"
-
-"Oh!" said Miss Blow. "That is the latest theory, is it? Their husbands
-ran away from them? Do you expect to get any one to believe that? I
-suppose the husband of that poor woman down in the village ran away
-from her. I suppose you mean to try and prove that she ill-treated
-him, that she, a half-starved, delicate woman, bullied a great hulking
-blacksmith. I suppose you'll say that Dr. O'Grady ran away from me.
-Last time I was here you said he ran away from his creditors. When I
-proved that to be a lie, you have the assurance to say that he ran away
-from me."
-
-"I hadn't mentioned you or Dr. O'Grady," said Lord Manton. "But come
-now, Miss Blow, be reasonable. If he has run away from you, he wouldn't
-be the only man that has. You can't deny that Mr. Goddard ran away
-from you. He did it twice. You said so yourself. In fact, you more than
-hinted that he was in the act of a third flight when you caught him.
-There's nothing inherently absurd in supposing that one man would do
-what another man has done several times. I needn't say I wouldn't do
-it myself. But that's another matter. It's far better for you to look
-facts straight in the face, however unpleasant they are."
-
-Whether Miss Blow looked at the facts or not, the facts as Lord Manton
-represented them, she certainly looked at Mr. Goddard. It seemed for
-a moment as if she was about to re-open the question of his flight
-to Ballymoy and his subsequent flight back again to Clonmore. He
-felt greatly annoyed with Lord Manton for calling fresh attention to
-these performances. There ought, he was convinced, to be some limit
-to the extent to which a man may give away his friends. But Miss Blow
-recognized that these hurried flittings of his and the causes of them
-were side issues. She got back, with an evident effort, to the main
-point immediately under discussion.
-
-"And why should you suppose that the husbands of the ladies you have
-shut up in your drawing-room have run away from them?"
-
-It was of Lord Manton that she asked the question; but Mr. Goddard
-answered her. He saw his opportunity and seized it. Having been
-sacrificed more than once as a burnt-offering to Miss Blow's wrath, he
-was perfectly ready, now he got the chance, to show up Lord Manton, as
-a man who also deserved strong denunciation.
-
-"Lord Manton says," said Mr. Goddard, "that their husbands couldn't
-bear to live with them any more, because they were ordinary women
-and----"
-
-"As well as I recollect," said Lord Manton, "it was you who used the
-word 'ordinary.' I hadn't seen the ladies at the time. For that matter,
-I haven't seen them yet."
-
-"And," said Mr. Goddard, speaking slowly and with emphasis, "because
-they wear red dressing-gowns and wash their teeth."
-
-He glanced at Lord Manton with an expression of triumph on his face.
-Miss Blow stared first at one of the men before her and then at the
-other. She was amazed. In spite of the white heat of her virtuous
-indignation she was reduced for the moment to a silence of sheer
-astonishment. The nature of the charge brought against the wives of the
-Members of Parliament took her aback. It was totally unexpected.
-
-"Those," said Mr. Goddard, striking home after his victory, "are the
-exact expressions Lord Manton used."
-
-"Of course," said Lord Manton, in an explanatory and half-apologetic
-tone, "I didn't mean to suggest that those were Patsy Devlin's reasons
-for absconding. I don't suppose that his wife has a dressing-gown of
-any colour, and as for her teeth----"
-
-Miss Blow began to recover a little from her first shock.
-
-"Do you mean to say," she said, "that you consider a man is justified
-in deserting his wife because she wears a red dressing-gown and washes
-her teeth?"
-
-"Certainly," said Lord Manton. "If you consider the matter fairly
-and impartially, without bias in favour of either sex, you will see
-that there can't be two opinions about it. The mere act of wearing
-a dressing-gown, red or blue, is of course nothing in itself. But
-considered as an expression of a certain spirit, of what I may perhaps
-call the spirit of persistent, puritanical domesticity; regarded as an
-evidence of an oppressive kind of civilized respectability, taken in
-conjunction with a whole series of trifling, or apparently trifling,
-mental and physical habits,--ordering dinner, for instance, engaging
-servants, doing needlework, paying weekly bills, keeping a visiting
-list, taking a holiday every year at the seaside--you will, I am sure,
-understand the sort of things I mean--taken in conjunction with these
-and regarded as an expression of the kind of spirit which takes a
-delight in doing these things and doing them continuously year after
-year--considered in this way, the wearing of a red dressing-gown does
-justify a man, a certain sort of man, in deserting his wife. You catch
-my meaning, I am sure, Miss Blow."
-
-Once more Miss Blow was silent from sheer astonishment. Then, after a
-pause, she spoke, and Mr. Goddard, like the governor Felix before the
-Apostle Paul, trembled. Lord Manton, although it was to him that her
-remark was specially addressed, bore himself more bravely.
-
-"You think it very fine," she said, "to bully and badger a helpless
-girl, and to allow innocent men to be murdered under your very eyes.
-But you'll have to answer for it. You'll be held responsible, both of
-you. It's--it's intolerable."
-
-"My dear Miss Blow," said Lord Manton.
-
-"Don't dare to say 'my dear' to me."
-
-"I didn't mean it," said Lord Manton, quite truthfully. "Nothing was
-further from my mind than any idea of expressing affection, although
-of course I have a great regard and esteem for you. But do try to be
-reasonable. We're quite ready, both of us--I'm sure I may speak for Mr.
-Goddard as well as myself--to do anything in our power. But what can we
-do? What do you suggest our doing? What do you want us to do?"
-
-"Arrest the murderers," said Miss Blow.
-
-"Certainly," said Lord Manton. "Goddard, go at once and arrest the
-murderers. You're a policeman. It's your business to arrest murderers.
-Don't waste time. Do it."
-
-"Who am I to arrest?" said Mr. Goddard. "I don't know any murderers. I
-don't so much as know the name of a single murderer. If I did, I'd be
-off after him at once."
-
-"Who is he to arrest, Miss Blow?" said Lord Manton. "You'll have to
-give him the name and address of your murderer. I suppose you know who
-he is and where he lives."
-
-"Yes, I do," said Miss Blow. "I didn't at first, but now I do."
-
-Wilkins entered the room as she spoke. "I beg your pardon, my lord," he
-said.
-
-"Yes, Wilkins, what is it? Be as quick as you can, Wilkins. We are at a
-most interesting point of our conversation. Miss Blow is just going to
-reveal to us the name of a murderer, and then Mr. Goddard is going out
-to arrest him."
-
-"I beg pardon, my lord, but the ladies in the big drawing-room have
-been ringing the bell."
-
-"Much, Wilkins? I mean to say, have they been ringing it an excessive
-number of times, or very hard? There is no harm in their ringing
-moderately. I should wish them to ring when they want anything."
-
-"They've been ringing a good deal, my lord."
-
-"Are they still ringing?"
-
-"Yes, my lord. That's the reason I mentioned it. I thought there might
-be something you would wish me to say to them."
-
-"Quite right," said Lord Manton. "I'm very glad you told me. My idea
-would be for you to offer them a cup of tea or something of that
-sort to keep them quiet. Or what would you say, Miss Blow, if we had
-them down here? They might take to smashing up the furniture and the
-ornaments if I keep them there much longer. There's some china in the
-room that I'd be sorry to lose. Not very valuable, you know, but still
-things that it would be difficult to replace. Don't tell us the name
-of your murderer for a minute or two. Mr. Goddard and I will restrain
-our impatience. I'd like the other ladies to be here when you make the
-revelation. I'm sure they'd enjoy hearing all about it. Wilkins, will
-you kindly go to the big drawing-room and ask the three ladies to be
-good enough to come down here?"
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XVIII
-
-
-After a delay of about five minutes Wilkins opened the door of the
-library again.
-
-"Miss Farquharson, Mrs. Sanders, and Mrs. Dick," he announced, giving
-the names in the order in which he had received them from Miss
-Farquharson, who had taken command of the party.
-
-She entered the room first. Her face was pale with anxiety. Her manner
-and expression were those of a woman who was very much in earnest. Her
-hat, a severe garment of grey felt adorned with a single bow of black
-ribbon, was pushed to one side of her head. Her hair, hurriedly pinned
-into place early in the morning, was untidy. She looked as if she had
-been working so hard as to have had scant leisure for attention to the
-details of her toilet. Mrs. Dick followed her. She was tremulous and
-showed signs of having wept frequently and bitterly during the earlier
-part of the day. Mrs. Sanders, a sallow, lean woman of about five and
-thirty, seemed frightened and bewildered.
-
-"I hope," said Miss Farquharson, "that we are not intruding on you. Our
-business is really very important. That must be our excuse."
-
-"Not in the least," said Lord Manton. "We are delighted to see you.
-As a matter of fact, you couldn't have come at a more appropriate
-moment. Miss Blow is just--but won't you sit down? You'll be much more
-comfortable sitting down."
-
-He pulled a chair forward towards Mrs. Dick, who collapsed into it
-and took out her pocket-handkerchief. Mrs. Sanders perched herself
-uncomfortably on a corner of the sofa. Miss Farquharson sat upright in
-the writing-chair which stood in front of Lord Manton's desk.
-
-"Miss Blow," said Lord Manton, "is just going to tell us the name of
-the man who has murdered your husbands."
-
-Mrs. Dick gave a queer cry, half wail, half whoop, a loud cry, ending
-in a gasp.
-
-"Murdered;" she cried. "Murdered! Oh, no, no, not murdered!"
-
-"Certainly not murdered," said Lord Manton. "That's only what Miss Blow
-says. I don't believe they're murdered. Neither does Mr. Goddard, and
-if anybody knows the ins and outs of this unfortunate business it's Mr.
-Goddard. He's a policeman, the chief policeman of this district. It
-stands to reason that he must know. Don't be the least uneasy, ladies.
-There's no necessity for tears. Nobody is murdered."
-
-Mrs. Dick allowed herself to be a little comforted by this strong
-assurance. She stopped making any very loud noise and let her crying
-subside into a subdued and inoffensive whimper. On the other hand, Miss
-Blow was evidently enraged by Lord Manton's scepticism. Her voice, when
-she spoke, sounded defiant and extremely angry.
-
-"I denounce the inhabitants of the house called Rosivera," she said,
-"especially the man Red. I denounce them as the murderers of Dr.
-O'Grady, Patrick Devlin, and of the husbands of these ladies."
-
-"Go," said Lord Manton to Mr. Goddard, "and arrest the man Red at
-once."
-
-He liked the phrase "the man Red." It sounded as if it came out of a
-newspaper report of a criminal trial. It was evident that Miss Blow had
-a feeling for appropriate expression.
-
-"Arrest the man Red," repeated Lord Manton, seeing that Mr. Goddard had
-not moved.
-
-He was perfectly willing that Mr. Red should be arrested, tried,
-imprisoned, hanged; or arrested, imprisoned, and hanged without a
-trial, on a charge of murder or any other charge. The really important
-thing was not to obtain justice for Mr. Red or anybody else, but to get
-Miss Blow out of his house.
-
-"Do go and arrest the man Red, Goddard," he said again.
-
-"I can't," said Mr. Goddard. "How can I possibly go and arrest a man
-without a single scrap of evidence against him?"
-
-"You hear what he says," said Lord Manton to Miss Blow. "He won't
-act without evidence. Why don't you produce your evidence? You have
-evidence, of course."
-
-"You shall hear the evidence," said Miss Blow. "I have evidence that
-four, if not five abominable murders have been committed by this man
-and his confederates."
-
-"There now, Goddard," said Lord Manton, "what more can you want? Good
-gracious, what's that?"
-
-It was Mrs. Dick. Miss Blow's last words had been too much for her.
-She was uttering a series of wild shrieks. Mrs. Sanders was sobbing
-convulsively on the sofa.
-
-"We'll have to go into another room," said Lord Manton, "to hear the
-evidence."
-
-"No," said Miss Farquharson. "Now we are here we'll stay here. I am
-anxious to hear what this lady has to say."
-
-"But," said Lord Manton, "we can't possibly hear anything while----"
-
-Miss Farquharson approached Mrs. Dick, grasped her two hands, and spoke
-sternly to her. She repeated the treatment with her niece. It was
-most efficacious. Both the younger ladies seemed to be afraid of Miss
-Farquharson. They had a cowed, terrified look when she left them; but
-they had stopped making a noise.
-
-"Thank you," said Lord Manton. "Now, Miss Blow."
-
-"I begin," said Miss Blow, "with the two latest cases. These gentlemen,
-Members of Parliament, as I understand, set out on their bicycles, to
-ride to Pool-a-donagh. They did not arrive there. They were seen in
-safety three miles out of Clonmore by a man who was carting turf."
-
-"How do you know that?" said Mr. Goddard.
-
-"The hotel-keeper told me," said Miss Blow.
-
-"Oh, Jimmy O'Loughlin! I see. I wouldn't take every word he says for
-gospel if I were you, Miss Blow."
-
-"I don't see," said Miss Blow, "that there's much difference between
-him and the rest of you. I haven't heard six consecutive words of truth
-since I came to Clonmore."
-
-"There you are now, Goddard," said Lord Manton. "That's what you get by
-interrupting. Don't mind him, Miss Blow. Please go on. What you say is
-most interesting."
-
-"There is just one house between the spot at which they were seen and
-Pool-a-donagh," said Miss Blow. "The hotel-keeper told me that too."
-
-"I think that's true," said Miss Farquharson. "I noticed that there
-were very few houses while we drove along yesterday."
-
-"Therefore," said Miss Blow, "they were murdered in that house."
-
-Mr. Goddard started violently. The sequence of Miss Blow's reasoning
-had the effect of a strong electric shock on him. He would have
-protested if Mrs. Dick had not begun to wail again. When she was
-pacified by Miss Farquharson's scowls, Lord Manton began to speak.
-
-"Perhaps----" he said.
-
-"I know what you're going to say," said Miss Blow. "You are going to
-suggest that they are not murdered, but that they have deserted their
-wives." She glanced at Miss Farquharson as she spoke.
-
-"I wish you wouldn't talk of us as if we were all their wives," said
-Miss Farquharson. "I am not a married woman. I am Mr. Sanders' aunt.
-That is his wife."
-
-She pointed to the pale Mrs. Sanders, leaving Miss Blow to infer that
-the lady who shrieked was the wife of the other Member of Parliament.
-
-"That they have deserted these ladies," said Miss Blow, accepting the
-correction, "because they wear red dressing-gowns, and----"
-
-"But I don't," wailed Mrs. Dick; "I've never had a red dressing-gown.
-Richard always liked me in blue. He couldn't bear red. He used to
-say---- Oh, poor Richard!"
-
-"There!" said Lord Manton, with an air of triumph; "what did I tell
-you, Miss Blow? You see for yourself now that the man had the strongest
-possible objection to a red dressing-gown."
-
-"And," said Miss Blow firmly, ignoring the interruptions, "because they
-washed their teeth."
-
-"I never in my life," said Miss Farquharson, "heard such a pack
-of nonsense. Are you all mad, or am I? What on earth have red
-dressing-gowns or that unfortunate little Mrs. Dick's teeth got to do
-with the disappearance of my nephew and Mr. Dick?"
-
-"Shall I ring for some tea?" said Lord Manton. "I think we'd all be the
-better for a cup of tea. Then we could go on. We'd be much better able
-to understand each other afterwards."
-
-"I pass on to the next case," said Miss Blow calmly; "that of Patrick
-Devlin. He is, I am informed----"
-
-"Jimmy O'Loughlin again," said Mr. Goddard.
-
-"By others as well as the hotel-keeper," said Miss Blow, showing that
-she placed no implicit trust in Jimmy O'Loughlin's statements. "I am
-informed that he is a blacksmith. He was, it appears, collecting money
-for some local sports."
-
-"Grand Annual Regatta and Horse Races," said Lord Manton. "I'm a
-member of the committee, and so I know. Please excuse me interrupting
-you, Miss Blow, but in a case like this it's as well to be perfectly
-accurate."
-
-"He informed the hotel-keeper in Clonmore----" said Miss Blow.
-
-"I propose," said Mr. Goddard, "that we send down for Jimmy O'Loughlin,
-and let him give his evidence himself."
-
-"That he intended to call on Lord Manton for a subscription and then go
-on to Rosivera to see what he could get from the man Red. Did he call
-here?"
-
-"Certainly," said Lord Manton. "I gave him a sovereign."
-
-"After that," said Miss Blow, "he was seen no more. It seems to me
-perfectly obvious that he went on to Rosivera and was there murdered."
-
-Poor Mrs. Dick wailed again, and was again suppressed, this time very
-rapidly, by Miss Farquharson.
-
-"There remains," said Miss Blow, "the case of Dr. O'Grady; but before I
-go into that I have to inform you that there is another man missing."
-
-"My goodness!" said Lord Manton. "The thing is becoming a perfect
-epidemic. Who is it now?"
-
-"Jimmy O'Loughlin, I hope and trust," said Mr. Goddard. "He's been
-dragged into this business by everybody that has said anything. It's
-always Jimmy O'Loughlin told me this or Jimmy O'Loughlin told me that.
-If he's gone off himself now it serves him jolly well right."
-
-"It's not Mr. O'Loughlin," said Miss Blow, "but the man Red's own
-servant, an Englishman. This man used to drive the motor car into
-Clonmore to do the marketing for the party at Rosivera."
-
-"At Jimmy O'Loughlin's shop, of course," said Mr. Goddard.
-
-"He did so for the last time the day before Dr. O'Grady's
-disappearance. The inference is perfectly plain. The man was mortally
-wounded. Dr. O'Grady was decoyed to Rosivera because his services as
-a medical man were required. Then he too, to secure his silence, was
-foully murdered."
-
-Mr. Goddard gasped. For the second time Miss Blow's logic took away
-his breath. He tried to speak, but failed. Three times he got as far as
-uttering the word "but" and then stuck fast. Lord Manton, who remained
-comparatively calm, offered a mild criticism.
-
-"There is just one point," he said, "in the course of your extremely
-able and lucid statement, on which I should like to have a word of
-explanation. I have no doubt that you have thought the matter out
-carefully, and will be able to meet my difficulty at once. You say--and
-of course I don't contradict you--that Mr. Red, I mean the man Red, of
-course, first tried to murder his own servant and then sent for Dr.
-O'Grady to cure him. Now, why should a man get a doctor for the person
-he's trying to kill? Wouldn't it have been simpler--I mean to say, do
-murderers generally summon medical assistance for their victims?"
-
-"I am not concerned with his reasons for acting as he did," said Miss
-Blow. "I am dealing simply with what has occurred, with plain facts.
-Now, perhaps, you will do your duty, Mr. Goddard, and arrest the
-murderers."
-
-"But," said Mr. Goddard, "you haven't given us any evidence at all.
-You've spun out a lot of wild hypotheses, supported by information
-given you by Jimmy O'Loughlin, who is the biggest liar in Connacht.
-It's perfectly absurd to suppose----"
-
-"I join with this lady," said Miss Farquharson, "with this lady whose
-name, as I understand, is Miss Blow, in demanding the arrest of the
-suspected persons."
-
-"Oh, no, no," wailed Mrs. Dick. "Don't arrest them. Let us forgive
-them; but bring Richard back to me. It's cruel, cruel. I can't
-live--oh, I can't----"
-
-Her voice died away to a whisper. Miss Farquharson was gazing at her
-with a very stern expression.
-
-"I can't," said Mr. Goddard, "and won't allow myself to be hustled into
-a perfectly illegal act. The thing's----"
-
-"You'll have to do it sooner or later," said Lord Manton. "Why not do
-it at once? After all, what does it matter about the man Red? It won't
-do him any harm to be arrested. If he doesn't deserve it for murdering
-Dr. O'Grady and the rest of them, he's sure to deserve it for something
-else that we know nothing about."
-
-"I'm not thinking about Mr. Red's feelings in the matter. I don't care
-if he's hanged, drawn, and quartered, so long as Miss Blow does it
-herself. But I'm not going to be dragged into a----"
-
-"Look here," said Lord Manton in a whisper, "you must do it, Goddard.
-If you don't, I shall never get these ladies out of the house."
-
-"Very well," said Mr. Goddard, "I'll do it; but I'll do it on your
-authority. Make out a warrant in proper form and sign it. Then I'll go
-and arrest Red."
-
-"Certainly," said Lord Manton. "I haven't got the--ah--the necessary
-papers here, you know. I don't keep them in the house. Go down to the
-Clerk of Petty Sessions, Miss Blow. You'll find him in his office. Get
-him to fill the form in the proper way. He'll understand. Then send
-it up to me by one of the police. I'll sign it and hand it on to Mr.
-Goddard. I think that will be the most satisfactory arrangement we can
-make. Don't you?"
-
-He appealed to Miss Farquharson, carefully avoiding Miss Blow's eye.
-
-"Certainly," said Miss Farquharson. "Everything ought to be done in a
-strictly legal manner."
-
-"Then I suppose," said Lord Manton, "that our interview is at an end.
-Shall I order the carriage, Miss Blow, to take you down to Clonmore? It
-will save time."
-
-"It would be very kind of you to do so," said Miss Farquharson. "I am
-quite able and willing to walk, but my niece and Mrs. Dick are upset
-and greatly tired."
-
-"I shall stay here," said Miss Blow; "I shall not let Lord Manton out
-of my sight till the warrant is signed."
-
-Miss Farquharson started. This expression of want of faith in the
-good will of a peer shocked her. She expostulated with Miss Blow, but
-without effect.
-
-"I shall then go with Mr. Goddard," said Miss Blow, "and see that he
-executes the warrant."
-
-"Really," said Miss Farquharson, "I don't understand--I altogether
-refuse to associate myself with this discourteous language."
-
-"I know these gentlemen," said Miss Blow, "and you don't. I've had some
-experience of the way they keep their promises."
-
-"I dissociate myself entirely----" said Miss Farquharson.
-
-"I appreciate Miss Blow's feeling," said Lord Manton. "I quite
-understand it. I even sympathize with it. There has been a good deal
-in Mr. Goddard's conduct during the last few days which justifies her
-suspicions. I----"
-
-"And in your own conduct," said Miss Blow.
-
-"And in my own conduct, of course," said Lord Manton. "Didn't I say
-that? I meant to. We have acted for the best. You, at least, will
-believe that, Miss Farquharson. If Miss Blow has not fully realized our
-difficulties, that is not her fault. I don't in the least blame her for
-the attitude she has taken up. Nor does Mr. Goddard."
-
-Mr. Goddard looked as if he did blame her, but he said nothing. The
-swift glances of appeal which Lord Manton shot at him were sufficient
-to keep him silent.
-
-"What I propose now," said Lord Manton, "is that Mr. Goddard and I
-should accompany you to the village, so that Miss Blow shall have the
-opportunity of seeing with her own eyes that her wish with regard to
-the man Red is carried out."
-
-"That will be giving you far too much trouble," said Miss Farquharson.
-
-"Not at all," said Lord Manton. "I'm delighted to do it. Mr. Goddard,
-the bell is just beside you; will you be so good as to ring it? I shall
-order the waggonette to take us down. And I think you must allow me
-to offer you some tea. You can drink it while the horses are being
-harnessed, and so waste no time."
-
-"It's very kind of you," said Miss Farquharson, "most kind; we shall be
-very glad----"
-
-"I shall neither eat nor drink in this house," said Miss Blow.
-
-"I quite understand your feeling," said Lord Manton. "There was a
-prophet once who said the same thing. As well as I recollect, a lion
-ate him afterwards; but of course that won't happen in your case, Miss
-Blow. There aren't any lions in Connacht."
-
-"_I_," said Miss Farquharson, with strong emphasis on the pronoun,
-"shall be very pleased to accept Lord Manton's hospitality in the
-spirit in which it is offered."
-
-"Thank you," said Lord Manton. "And I'm sure Miss Blow won't have the
-least objection to your doing so. She holds her own opinions, as we all
-do; but from what I know of her I'm convinced that she doesn't want to
-force them upon other people."
-
-"It is understood," said Miss Blow, "that I accompany Mr. Goddard when
-he goes to arrest the murderers."
-
-"He may not go himself," said Lord Manton. "You will understand, Miss
-Blow, that it is not usual for a man in Mr. Goddard's position, for an
-officer, to make arrests in person. It is probable that he will send
-Sergeant Farrelly and perhaps one of the constables."
-
-"I shall accompany the sergeant, then," said Miss Blow.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XIX
-
-
-Lord Manton's waggonette was a roomy vehicle, used chiefly for picnic
-parties in the summer, when Lady Flavia and her children were at
-Clonmore Castle. The four ladies, Lord Manton, and Mr. Goddard packed
-themselves into it quite comfortably. Lord Manton gave his order to the
-coachman.
-
-"Down to the village, Thomas, and stop at the hotel."
-
-Miss Blow was alert and suspicious. "Why the hotel?" she asked.
-
-"I'll go to the police barrack if you like," said Lord Manton. "I only
-suggested the hotel because it is a convenient central sort of place
-with a room in it large enough to hold the whole party."
-
-"The hotel is decidedly the most suitable place," said Miss Farquharson.
-
-She was beginning to dislike Miss Blow, whose manner struck her as
-aggressive to a degree quite unsuitable in a young woman. On the other
-hand, she highly approved of Lord Manton, who was most courteous and
-had given her tea, which she wanted badly.
-
-"Besides," said Mr. Goddard, "we shall be sure of seeing Jimmy
-O'Loughlin at the hotel."
-
-"I don't see why Mr. O'Loughlin should be mixed up in our business,"
-said Miss Blow.
-
-"Nor do I," said Mr. Goddard. "I've always protested against the way
-he's dragged in. But everybody does it. Sergeant Farrelly can't say a
-simple sentence without quoting Jimmy as his authority; and you did the
-same thing yourself repeatedly when you were elaborating your theory of
-murder."
-
-"Besides," said Lord Manton, "Jimmy O'Loughlin is a magistrate. He's
-really far more of a magistrate than I am."
-
-"If he's a magistrate," said Miss Farquharson, "we ought to consult
-him."
-
-"He's a liar," said Miss Blow definitely.
-
-"Really!" said Miss Farquharson.
-
-Then she turned her back on Miss Blow, who sat next her, and looked
-with great interest at the horses. Mr. Goddard leaned across the
-waggonette and whispered to Lord Manton.
-
-"What do you mean to do when we get to the hotel?"
-
-"Hush!" said Lord Manton.
-
-Miss Blow's eyes were fixed on him, and he felt that confidences were
-dangerous.
-
-Jimmy O'Loughlin greeted the party at the door of his hotel. He was
-surprised to see them. He was still more surprised when Lord Manton
-demanded the use of a private sitting-room.
-
-"There's the commercial room," he said, "and there's the drawing-room.
-You can have the two of them if I you like, for there isn't a soul
-stopping in the house this minute barring the doctor's young lady.
-It'll be better, maybe, for you to take the commercial room by reason
-of there being a key to the door, so as you'll be able to lock it if
-you heard Bridgy coming along the passage."
-
-"What are you going to do now?" said Mr. Goddard, catching Lord Manton
-by the arm, as the ladies entered the commercial room.
-
-"I'm going to persuade Jimmy O'Loughlin to sign the warrant, if I
-possibly can," said Lord Manton.
-
-"He'll not do it. Jimmy O'Loughlin's not a born fool."
-
-"Then I'm afraid," said Lord Manton, "that you'll have to arrest the
-man Red without a warrant."
-
-"I won't," said Mr. Goddard.
-
-"Send the sergeant, then."
-
-"I won't."
-
-"Couldn't you send the sergeant and a constable and tell them to
-inquire civilly of Mr. Red whether he'd seen anything of the Members
-of Parliament? It's quite a natural thing to ask. They passed his gate
-yesterday, and he might have seen them. We could give the sergeant some
-sort of a blue paper in the presence of Miss Blow and pretend that he
-was going to make the arrest."
-
-"That's no good," said Mr. Goddard. "She said she'd go and see the
-arrest made herself, and she'll do it."
-
-"Send the men on bicycles," said Lord Manton, "then she won't be able
-to keep up with them."
-
-"The objection to that is that she has a bicycle herself. I don't know
-how she got it, but she rode over on it from Ballymoy this morning.
-Moriarty might get ahead of her, but she'd knock spots out of the
-sergeant in a race; he's fat."
-
-"Jimmy O'Loughlin," said Lord Manton, "come here."
-
-Jimmy was leaning in a careless attitude against the doorpost of his
-hotel. He appeared to be entirely uninterested in what was going on,
-and was surprised when Lord Manton called him.
-
-"Jimmy O'Loughlin," said Lord Manton, "Mr. Goddard is sending a couple
-of police over to Rosivera to see if there's any news there of the
-gentlemen that have got lost, and he doesn't want Miss Blow to go with
-them. Can you think of any way of stopping her?"
-
-"Her mind's made up to go," said Mr. Goddard.
-
-Jimmy meditated on the problem.
-
-"If so be," he said at last, "that I could get the boots off of her,
-and had them hid in the haggard where she wouldn't find them easy, she
-couldn't go."
-
-"She could not," said Mr. Goddard. "But how do you propose to get them
-off her?"
-
-"I was thinking," said Jimmy, "that if his lordship here would draw
-down the subject of boots, and was to say that all boots was the better
-of being cleaned, and then if I was to say that Bridgy was doing
-nothing particular and would be glad to give a rub to any lady's boots
-that liked, that maybe she'd take them off herself."
-
-"If that's the best you can do in the way of a suggestion," said Mr.
-Goddard, "you might as well have kept it to yourself. Is it likely
-she'd take off her boots at this hour of the day to please you?"
-
-"It wouldn't be to please me," said Jimmy; "it would be his lordship
-that would ask her at the latter end."
-
-"I'm afraid," said Lord Manton, "she wouldn't do it for me. She doesn't
-like me. You'd think she would, but as a matter of fact she doesn't."
-
-"How would it be," said Jimmy, "if I was to have a telegram for her?
-The young lady that minds the post-office is a niece of my own. It
-might be in it that it was from the doctor himself and came from New
-York. That would turn her mind away from the police."
-
-"She wouldn't believe it," said Mr. Goddard. "Not if you were to go in
-and swear to it on a Bible. She says you're an awful liar."
-
-"Begad, then, I don't know what it would be best to do."
-
-Sergeant Farrelly, Constable Cole, and Constable Moriarty arrived at
-the door. They had been summoned by Lord Manton's coachman after he had
-deposited the party at the hotel. The situation was explained to them
-by Mr. Goddard. Sergeant Farrelly expressed perfect readiness to go to
-Rosivera and make any inquiries that were considered necessary. When
-asked whether he could escape without Miss Blow, he looked blank. As a
-matter of fact, Miss Blow had opened the door of the commercial room
-and was watching the party in the hall with suspicious eyes.
-
-"Unless," said Constable Cole, "we could hit on some kind of a
-stratagem."
-
-"You and your stratagems," said the sergeant; "we've heard enough of
-them."
-
-"If you have a stratagem in your mind," said Mr. Goddard, "trot it out.
-But there's no use your suggesting taking her boots, or sending her a
-bogus telegram. We've discussed those two plans already."
-
-"Don't you give heed to him," said the sergeant. "Stratagems is never
-out of his mouth, and there's no sense at all in what he says."
-
-"How would it be," said Constable Cole, "if the sergeant and myself was
-to go off to Rosivera on our bikes?"
-
-"That's been suggested before," said Mr. Goddard, "and it's no good.
-She has a bicycle herself, and she'd go with you."
-
-"Sure he knows she has a bicycle," said Jimmy O'Loughlin. "Didn't he
-see her riding in on it this morning, the time you were off up at the
-Castle? And didn't he remark on its being mighty like the machine that
-the sergeant's wife beyond in Ballymoy is after buying?"
-
-"I did," said Constable Cole.
-
-"If you knew all that," said Mr. Goddard, "what on earth was the good
-of your suggesting that you and the sergeant should go on bicycles?
-Don't you know she'd be after you?"
-
-"Stratagems!" said Sergeant Farrelly scornfully. "Do you call them
-stratagems?"
-
-"How would it be," said Constable Cole, "if you was to go in to her
-and tell her that it was Constable Moriarty that was to go with the
-sergeant to Rosivera?"
-
-"I dislike telling gratuitous and entirely useless lies," said Mr.
-Goddard. "She simply wouldn't believe me."
-
-"She'd believe Moriarty," said Cole. "She has a great wish for Moriarty
-since the day he took her for a drive on Jimmy O'Loughlin's car. If
-Moriarty was to go in as soon as ever you were done telling her, and
-was to say he'd be glad if she'd go along with him----"
-
-"I couldn't say the like to a young lady," said Moriarty. "I'd be
-ashamed."
-
-"Be quiet, Moriarty," said Mr. Goddard. "And let's hear the rest of the
-stratagem."
-
-"And if he was to say at the same time----" said Cole.
-
-"If who was to say?" asked Lord Manton. "I'm getting mixed."
-
-"Constable Moriarty," said Cole; "if he was to say that it would be a
-pleasure to him to go round to the yard and get her bicycle for her the
-way she'd be ready to go with him and the sergeant----"
-
-"I see," said Lord Manton.
-
-"She'd go with him to the yard," said Mr. Goddard. "Don't forget that."
-
-"She would," said Cole, "and on the way there she'd see Moriarty's
-bicycle and another, as it might be the sergeant's."
-
-"But of course it wouldn't be the sergeant's," said Lord Manton.
-
-"It would not. The sergeant and myself might be off by that time a good
-bit along the road to Rosivera. But the bicycle she'd see would have a
-look about it as if it might be the sergeant's. It could have his cape
-strapped on it and maybe his name somewhere about so as she'd notice
-it."
-
-"It's just possible," said Mr. Goddard, "that if she has the sort of
-confidence you say she has in Moriarty she'll be taken in for five
-minutes; but at the end of that time she'll be off after you."
-
-"I wouldn't wonder," said Cole, "but the back tyre of her own bicycle
-might be flat."
-
-He looked at Jimmy O'Loughlin as he spoke. His face was entirely devoid
-of any expression, but Jimmy was a man of quick wit.
-
-"Bridgy?" he said.
-
-"Bridgy'd do," he said.
-
-"Do what?" said Lord Manton. "I'm getting mixed again."
-
-"With the blade of a knife?" said Jimmy O'Loughlin.
-
-"That, or a three-pronged fork," said Cole, "unbeknown to any but
-herself."
-
-"It could be done," said Jimmy O'Loughlin, "and Bridgy's the girl for
-the job."
-
-"Constable Moriarty," said Cole, "would offer to mend it for her,
-while they'd be waiting for the sergeant, who'd be down at the barrack
-getting the handcuffs."
-
-"Oiling them," said Lord Manton.
-
-"Oiling or such," said Cole.
-
-"Where's the use of oiling handcuffs?" said the sergeant.
-
-"Shut up, sergeant," said Mr. Goddard. "That's part of the stratagem."
-
-"Constable Moriarty," said Cole, "would be talking to her pleasant and
-agreeable the way he'd distract her mind and him mending the tyre. It's
-himself knows how to talk to a young lady."
-
-"I do not," said Moriarty. "She'd be laughing at me."
-
-"She'll not laugh," said Mr. Goddard. "That's one thing you may feel
-quite sure about. Whatever else she does, she'll not laugh."
-
-"I'm not fit to talk to her," said Moriarty.
-
-"You're not fit to mend a tyre either," said Cole; "mind that now. When
-you have the hole there is in it with a patch on it, and you're putting
-back the cover on the wheel you'd nip the inner tube so as there be a
-bit took out of it."
-
-"Do you take me for a fool?" said Moriarty. "Haven't I mended----"
-
-"I'll take you for a fool," said Mr. Goddard, "if you don't do exactly
-what you're told."
-
-"After that," said Cole, "you'll have to mend the tyre again; and I'd
-say, if you're any kind of good at all, that by the time you've done
-with it it'll be beyond the help of man in the way of holding the air."
-
-"It's a great stratagem," said Lord Manton; "I never heard a better."
-
-"It's what I was reading in a book one time," said Cole. "You know the
-book, sergeant----"
-
-"I've heard you speaking about it," said the sergeant, "many a time."
-
-"Well," said Cole, "that stratagem was in it. It was a young fellow
-that was off with a girl that he was wishing to marry and her father
-was after them. It was bicycles they had. And the young fellow gave
-half a crown to the man in the hotel to do the like to the old chap's
-bicycle the way he'd get off with the girl."
-
-"Whether the idea is absolutely original or not," said Lord Manton,
-"you deserve the greatest credit for applying it to this particular
-case."
-
-"It was in my mind," said Cole, "and I just said to myself that maybe,
-if I didn't forget it, it might come in handy some day."
-
-"At the latter end," said Moriarty, "she'll be asking where the
-sergeant is."
-
-"At the latter end," said Mr. Goddard, "when the bicycle's quite past
-mending, you can tell her that he was obliged to start to Rosivera
-without her and take Cole along with him."
-
-"She'll have the face ate off me when I do," said Moriarty.
-
-"If she does," said Mr. Goddard, "it won't make much matter to you or
-any one else. The new one you'll get can't be worse to look at than the
-one you have."
-
-"I don't know," said Sergeant Farrelly, "how will the sergeant's wife
-at Ballymoy like having them tricks played with her bicycle. She's a
-cousin of my own."
-
-He had never had a high opinion of Cole's stratagems, and it pained him
-to have to listen to the praise bestowed on this one.
-
-"She can get a new tyre," said Mr. Goddard; "and serve her jolly well
-right for lending her bicycle to Miss Blow. She ought to have had more
-sense."
-
-A few minutes later Lord Manton and Mr. Goddard entered the commercial
-room of the hotel. They had with them a warrant for the arrest of
-Theodore Guy Red of Rosivera on a charge of wilful murder. They spread
-this out on the table and invited Miss Blow to inspect it. She did so,
-scanning every line carefully.
-
-"It's not signed," she said.
-
-"No," said Lord Manton. "We thought you'd prefer to have it signed in
-your presence. Kindly ring the bell, Mr. Goddard."
-
-"What for?" said Miss Blow.
-
-"I want a pen and ink, for one thing," said Lord Manton. "And I want
-Jimmy O'Loughlin. He's going to sign it too."
-
-Miss Blow sniffed, but she made no objection to the second signature.
-
-"Now," said Lord Manton, when he and Jimmy O'Loughlin had signed their
-names, "call in the sergeant and the constable."
-
-Mr. Goddard opened the door and summoned the police. They marched into
-the room and stood upright, rigid and impressive, near the door. They
-made a great impression on Miss Farquharson. Sergeant Farrelly, in
-particular, struck her as a kind of embodiment of the spirit of law
-and order. Mr. Goddard held the warrant in his hand and addressed the
-men.
-
-"Sergeant Farrelly," he said, "will take this warrant, proceed at once
-to Rosivera, and effect the arrest of Theodore Guy Red, the person
-named in it."
-
-He looked round as he finished his sentence, and noticed with pleasure
-that Miss Blow was listening intently to what he said.
-
-"Constable Moriarty," he went on, "will accompany the sergeant, and
-will be prepared to act vigorously in the event of the use of force
-being necessary to effect the capture of the prisoner."
-
-He looked round again at Miss Blow. Her face was beginning to assume
-quite an amiable expression.
-
-"With a view to saving time," said Mr. Goddard, "the police will
-proceed to Rosivera on bicycles, starting as soon as possible. Sergeant
-Farrelly, is your bicycle ready?"
-
-"It is, sir," said the sergeant. "It's at the door of the hotel this
-minute, and my cape is strapped on to the handle bars."
-
-"Is Constable Moriarty's bicycle ready?" asked Mr. Goddard.
-
-"It is, sir," said the sergeant.
-
-"The police," said Mr. Goddard, "will be accompanied on this expedition
-by Miss Blow. Every effort, consistent with the effecting of the
-arrest, will be made by the police to protect Miss Blow in the event of
-riot."
-
-"It will, sir."
-
-"By the way, Miss Blow," said Mr. Goddard, "have you got a bicycle?"
-
-"Yes," said Miss Blow. "I borrowed one this morning in Ballymoy. It's
-in the hotel yard now."
-
-"It's in the stable," said Jimmy O'Loughlin. "I'm after telling Bridgy
-to give it a bit of a rub over with a soft cloth the way it'll be
-decent like, when the young lady wants it."
-
-"Sergeant Farrelly," said Mr. Goddard, "will now proceed to the barrack
-and provide himself with handcuffs."
-
-"Carefully oiled," said Lord Manton.
-
-"He will be accompanied by Constable Cole, who will remain on guard
-at the barrack. Having obtained the handcuffs, Sergeant Farrelly will
-return to the hotel and join the rest of the party. Constable Moriarty
-will proceed to the back yard, take Miss Blow's bicycle and wheel it
-round to the front door, so that everything will be in readiness for an
-immediate start when Sergeant Farrelly returns with the handcuffs."
-
-"I can get my bicycle for myself," said Miss Blow.
-
-"It would be too much trouble for you, miss," said Jimmy O'Loughlin.
-"But of course, if the young lady's doubtful about the way Moriarty
-might handle it, she's right to go. It's a good bicycle," he added,
-"though I'd say that maybe the back tyre of it was a bit worn."
-
-Miss Blow, accompanied by Moriarty, who looked extremely uncomfortable,
-left the room. Sergeant Farrelly and Constable Cole marched rapidly
-down the street towards the barrack.
-
-"I think, ladies," said Lord Manton, "that Mr. Goddard and I will leave
-you for the present. We shall see you this evening again, so we need
-not say good-bye."
-
-"That," said Lord Manton to Mr. Goddard as they walked together across
-the deer park, "was a good stratagem. I don't altogether envy Moriarty
-when it comes to its climax; but Cole certainly deserves promotion."
-
-"I don't see that it's much use in reality," said Mr. Goddard. "It's
-only putting off the evil day, you know. When the sergeant comes back
-from Rosivera we'll have the whole thing to do over again."
-
-"You told him not to hurry, I hope," said Lord Manton.
-
-"I told him to spend as long over the job as he possibly could. I told
-him not to be back before six this evening at the very earliest. But
-what's the good of that? He's bound to come back some time."
-
-"Still, it's always so much time gained. We may hear something of the
-missing men before then. You'll telegraph all over the country, of
-course."
-
-"I'll go back at once," said Mr. Goddard, "and take entire possession
-of the telegraph office."
-
-"Come up and have some luncheon first. The afternoon will be time
-enough for the telegrams."
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XX
-
-
-There are, as Patsy Devlin reminded Jimmy O'Loughlin on the occasion
-of Miss Blow's first visit to Lord Manton, two ways of getting to the
-Castle from the village of Clonmore. There is the longer way by the
-great avenue which leads through the demesne and is remarkable for its
-fine rows of beech trees. By it all visitors who drive must go. They
-leave the public road a mile to the east of the village, having passed,
-supposing them to start from Jimmy O'Loughlin's hotel, both the police
-barrack and the railway station. There is also the shorter way through
-the deer park, available only for foot passengers, because it is
-necessary in the first place to climb a boundary wall. The visitor who
-goes by this route, supposing once more that he starts from the hotel,
-leaves the village, and walks in a westerly direction until he comes to
-the spot where the wall is partially broken down and therefore easy to
-climb. He passes no building of any importance on his way, because the
-hotel is almost the last house at the west end of the village street.
-
-When luncheon was over Mr. Goddard spoke of going down to Clonmore to
-send off his telegrams. Lord Manton offered to order the dog-cart and
-have him driven down. Mr. Goddard refused.
-
-"You'd much better let me," said Lord Manton. "It will save you a lot
-of time and do the cob good. He hasn't been out for two days. I've
-been afraid to put my nose outside the place for fear of meeting the
-police."
-
-"I'd like to drive well enough," said Mr. Goddard, "but I daren't. The
-fact is, I want to get into the telegraph office without being seen,
-if possible. Miss Blow is sure to be at the barrack, and I'm a little
-nervous about passing the door."
-
-The post-office in Clonmore is a sort of bye-product of Jimmy
-O'Loughlin's commercial activity. The business is carried on in a
-corner of his shop, and the shop itself is an adjunct of the hotel.
-Approaching the village from the west you come upon the shop door
-first, then that of the hotel.
-
-"I dare say you're right," said Lord Manton. "Unless Moriarty is a
-young man with quite remarkable powers of persuasion, Miss Blow's
-temper is likely to be very bad indeed."
-
-"She'll find out, of course," said Mr. Goddard, "that the sergeant
-really has gone off in the direction of Rosivera, and taken Cole with
-him. That ought to pacify her to some extent. Still, I think I'll avoid
-an interview as long as I can."
-
-By walking through the deer park and approaching the village
-cautiously, Mr. Goddard succeeded in getting into the post-office
-unseen. After a short search he discovered Jimmy O'Loughlin's
-niece, a red-haired girl, who sold stamps and sent off and received
-telegrams. She was indulging in what looked like a flirtation with the
-station-master, in the millinery department of the shop. Mr. Goddard
-called her away from her companion.
-
-"Susy Lizzie," he said, "come here. I want you."
-
-"Is it stamps?" she asked, "or is it a postal order?"
-
-"It's neither the one nor the other," said Mr. Goddard; "it's a
-telegram. In fact, it's as many telegrams as will keep you busy for the
-rest of the afternoon, so there won't be any use the station-master
-waiting for you till you've done."
-
-Susy Lizzie tossed her head and walked defiantly down the shop to her
-proper counter. She established herself behind a sort of wire screen
-and pushed a sheaf of telegraph forms towards Mr. Goddard.
-
-"Take those things away," he said. "I'm coming inside there to watch
-you send off my wires and to wait for the answers."
-
-Susy Lizzie by way of reply drew Mr. Goddard's attention to a printed
-notice which forbade members of the general public entering the inner
-precincts of the office.
-
-"If you go on with any more of that nonsense," said Mr. Goddard,
-"I'll tell your uncle the way I found you this minute with the
-station-master."
-
-It was one thing to be bullied by Miss Blow, quite another thing to
-endure the official insolence of Susy Lizzie. Mr. Goddard felt that he
-was man enough to make a stand against that.
-
-"There'd be nothing to tell if you did," said Susy Lizzie.
-
-"Wouldn't there? I suppose you'd try and make out he was talking to you
-about buying a new hat for his mother, and you were showing him the way
-it ought to be trimmed."
-
-Susy Lizzie grinned. Then she removed the official notice of no
-admission, lifted up a slab of her counter, and invited Mr. Goddard
-to enter. The first telegram he handed her completely restored her
-good-humour. It was a message of a delightfully exciting kind.
-
-"To the Inspector-General of Police, Dublin Castle. Your Members of
-Parliament are unfortunately lost. Am making inquiries. Goddard,
-District Inspector."
-
-After this came eight much longer messages. They were addressed to
-detective sergeants in Derry, Larne, Belfast, Greenore, Dublin,
-Kingstown, Rosslare, and Queenstown. They contained inadequate
-descriptions of the appearance of Mr. Dick and Mr. Sanders; and an
-earnest request that all steamers leaving for America, Scottish, or
-English ports might be watched. While Susy Lizzie was tapping her
-way through these messages, Mr. Goddard unrolled an ordnance survey
-map, and made a list of all the railway stations within fifty miles
-of Clonmore. He then wrote out a series of messages to the police
-sergeants of these places, directing them to make inquiries at the
-railway stations about all strangers who had left by train that day. He
-appended, for the further guidance of the police, his descriptions of
-the Members of Parliament, and a note to the effect that one of them
-was riding a lady's bicycle.
-
-Susy Lizzie handed him a reply to his first message.
-
-"From Under Secretary, Dublin Castle. Inspector-General of police in
-Belfast quelling riot. Wire forwarded. Lord Lieutenant anxious to know
-whether ladies of party safe."
-
-Mr. Goddard replied at once, "Ladies perfectly safe, but anxious and
-tearful."
-
-Susy Lizzie, by this time in a state of extreme excitement and perfect
-good temper, set to work again at the seaport messages. She had got
-as far as Greenore when she had to stop to receive another incoming
-message.
-
-"From Chief Secretary, Dublin Castle. Please explain first wire.
-Unintelligible here."
-
-This was followed immediately by one from Belfast.
-
-"Inspector-General supposes mistake in transmission of wire. Kindly
-repeat."
-
-Mr. Goddard wrote out two replies.
-
-"To Chief Secretary, Dublin Castle. Members of Parliament completely
-lost during night. Deeply regret occurrence. Goddard, District
-Inspector."
-
-"To Inspector-General of Police, Belfast. First message probably
-correctly transmitted. Members of Parliament cannot be found. Goddard,
-District Inspector."
-
-Susy Lizzie, working at high speed, got these messages despatched and
-went on with those to Dublin, Kingstown, Rosslare, and Queenstown. Then
-Mr. Goddard handed her a bundle of forms which contained his appeals
-to the police at the railway stations. He felt that he had done all
-that could be done to discover the escaped gentlemen. It is impossible,
-as Mr. Goddard knew, to get out of Ireland without going either to
-Great Britain or America. Derry and Queenstown were the ports of exit
-westwards. If, as was far more likely, the fugitives had made a rush
-for England or Scotland, he would get news of them at one of the other
-places. It was possible, of course, that they were still loitering
-about Ireland. In that case he would hear of them from one of his
-railway stations. Even the most energetic Member of Parliament would
-not be likely to do more than fifty miles on his bicycle over west of
-Ireland roads, and Mr. Sanders was afflicted with a weak heart.
-
-"Isn't there some way of getting from the hotel to the shop," said Mr.
-Goddard, "without going out into the street? I want to speak to your
-uncle."
-
-"There is surely," said Susy Lizzie. "If you step across to the grocery
-counter, the young gentleman that's there will show you the door."
-
-The door, as Mr. Goddard found when the young gentleman opened it for
-him, led directly to the hotel bar. Jimmy O'Loughlin was serving out
-bottles of porter to about a dozen customers. There was a babble of
-talk, which ceased abruptly as Mr. Goddard entered.
-
-"Jimmy," he said, "I want to speak to you for a minute."
-
-"Affy Ginnetty," said Jimmy, "come here and attend the bar."
-
-The young gentleman who had opened the door for Mr. Goddard left the
-care of the bacon, flour, and tobacco which strewed his counter, and
-took his place behind the bar. Jimmy led the way to the ironmongery
-corner of his shop.
-
-"We'll have this place to ourselves," he said. "There's nobody comes
-to buy them things"--he indicated an assortment of lamps, pots, and
-rat-traps--"unless it would be of a fair day."
-
-"Jimmy," said Mr. Goddard, "where are the ladies?"
-
-"There's two of them," said Jimmy, "that's in their beds."
-
-"In their beds?"
-
-"I suppose it's in them they are. Anyway, they said they were going to
-lie down, and Bridgy brought up a can of hot water apiece for them, and
-I didn't see them since. There was talk," he added, "of their being up
-and dressed again to be down ready at the barrack at four o'clock,
-that being the hour at which they were expecting Sergeant Farrelly to
-be back."
-
-"Those," said Mr. Goddard, "are probably Mrs. Dick and Mrs. Sanders."
-
-"They might be."
-
-"And what about the other two?"
-
-"There's one of them that's writing letters above in the drawing-room.
-She sent Bridgy for twopenny-worth of paper and envelopes, and I gave
-her the loan of a bottle of ink and a writing pen. I heard her say
-she'd be down along with the other two at the barrack at four o'clock
-to see the sergeant."
-
-"That's most likely to be Miss Farquharson."
-
-"I wouldn't say," said Jimmy, "whether the sergeant would be back at
-four."
-
-"He will not, nor yet at five."
-
-"I was thinking as much."
-
-"Where's Miss Blow?"
-
-"The doctor's young lady," said Jimmy, "is down at the barrack along
-with Moriarty."
-
-"I'm glad to hear that."
-
-"She wasn't as much put out as you'd expect," said Jimmy, "when she
-found she couldn't go on the bicycle. I was thinking she might be in a
-bad way and that maybe she'd be too much for Moriarty, so I sent Bridgy
-into the yard to her, not caring to go myself----"
-
-"You were right there," said Mr. Goddard.
-
-"Bridgy told me after, that she never saw in all her born days anything
-to equal the state that Moriarty had the tyre in. 'You could have run
-the wisps of it,' she said, 'through the teeth of a fine comb.'"
-
-"Get Bridgy," said Mr. Goddard. "I'd like to hear the story from
-herself."
-
-"I'm not sure could I get her, for she's busy with the pig's food and
-would be wanting to clean herself before she'd come. But there's no
-need anyway, for I can tell you the way she quietened the doctor's
-young lady as well as she'd tell it herself, and maybe better, for she
-might be backward in speaking out before a gentleman. 'The sergeant bid
-me say,' says Bridgy, 'that he's off this quarter of an hour, and has
-took Constable Cole along with him.' Only for Moriarty being there and
-listening to her Bridgy says the young lady would have cursed awful
-at hearing that. 'Wild horses,' says Bridgy, 'wouldn't have held the
-sergeant back from going, he was that set on catching the blackguards
-that ill-treated the poor doctor.' Bridgy says the young lady seemed
-more pacified at them words. 'The sergeant,' says Bridgy, 'is a
-terrible man when his temper is riz, and riz it is this day if ever
-it was. I'd be sorry for the man that faces him.' And so she went on
-telling stories about the sergeant and Constable Cole that would make
-you think they were the blood-thirstiest villains in Ireland, and that
-nothing delighted them only getting a hold of murderers and the like."
-
-"And did Miss Blow believe all that?"
-
-"I'm not sure did she, but it quietened her. She didn't say a word to
-Moriarty, good nor bad, but she went out into the street and she asked
-the first three men she met where was Sergeant Farrelly and Constable
-Cole."
-
-"Well, and what did they tell her?"
-
-"They told her the truth, of course. They told her they'd seen the
-sergeant and Cole going off on their bicycles back west in the
-direction of Rosivera. I'm thinking that after that she began to be
-of opinion that there was, maybe, some truth in what Bridgy had been
-saying. Anyway, she went off down to the barrack, and Moriarty after
-her, and she's there yet."
-
-Susy Lizzie emerged from behind the wire screen of the post-office
-counter while Jimmy O'Loughlin was speaking. She held in her hand a
-bundle of telegraph forms. Her uncle caught sight of her.
-
-"What is it you're wanting, Susy Lizzie?" he said. "Why wouldn't you
-stay where you're paid to stay and attend to the wants of the public?"
-
-"It's a dozen wires and more," said Susy Lizzie, "that's after coming
-for Mr. Goddard, and I thought maybe he'd like to get them at once."
-
-"You thought right," said Mr. Goddard. "Hand them over."
-
-The first he looked at was from Derry.
-
-"Two men, answering the description given, but without bicycles, left
-this last night at eight P.M., on steamer _Rose_ for Glasgow.
-Have wired Chief of Police there."
-
-"That'll hardly be them," said Jimmy O'Loughlin, who was looking over
-Mr. Goddard's shoulder.
-
-"It can't possibly be them," said Mr. Goddard. "I defy them to get
-from this to Derry between twelve o'clock yesterday and eight in the
-evening. I hope to goodness those silly asses won't go and arrest two
-total strangers and dump them down on us here. We have worry enough
-without that."
-
-"I don't know," said Jimmy, "if so be the men they got were decent sort
-of men, it might be----"
-
-"What's that you're saying?" said Mr. Goddard.
-
-He had glanced at five more telegrams which came from the police who
-lived in towns where trains stopped. They all denied any knowledge of
-the Members of Parliament.
-
-"I was saying," said Jimmy, "that maybe since the gentlemen that's
-wanted can't be found, the ones they'd be sending over to us from
-Glasgow might be some comfort to the ladies. Susy Lizzie, what are you
-doing standing there with a grin on your face that a man could post a
-letter through? Aren't you ugly enough the way God made you without
-twisting the mouth that's on you into worse than it is? Get back with
-you and mind the telegraph machine. I hear it ticking away there as if
-the devil was in it. Be off with you now, and don't let me be obliged
-to speak to you twice. I was saying, Mr. Goddard----"
-
-"I heard what you were saying," said Mr. Goddard, "and I never heard
-greater nonsense in my life."
-
-He was scattering more pink papers on the floor as he spoke. Every
-railway station about which he inquired had been drawn blank.
-
-"Do you suppose," he went on, "that a lady like Mrs. Dick, who has been
-crying the whole day because she's lost her husband, would take up
-straight off with any strange man the police happened to send her over
-from Glasgow? Have some sense, Jimmy."
-
-"It's them ones that cries the most," said Jimmy, "that is the quickest
-to get married again if so be there's anybody willing to take them."
-
-"I don't deny that," said Mr. Goddard; "but, hang it all! you must give
-her time to make sure that the first one's really dead. I don't believe
-he is myself. Damn it all! look at this."
-
-He held out a telegram, the last of his batch, to Jimmy O'Loughlin.
-
-"From Inspector-General of Police. Matter of disappearance of Members
-of Parliament serious. Keep news out of papers if possible. Am leaving
-Belfast to-night. Shall reach Clonmore to-morrow noon. Meet train and
-report."
-
-"I don't know," said Jimmy, "will he be expecting to stay the night at
-the hotel, for if he is there's no place for him to sleep. There's the
-doctor's young lady has the big front room, and yourself and the other
-three ladies has all the rest of the bedrooms there is in it, and the
-like of a high-up man such as the Inspector-General will be looking for
-something better than a sofa in the drawing-room. I don't know either
-is Bridgy fit to cook the sort of dinner he'd be accustomed to."
-
-"I don't care a straw where he sleeps. What I'm thinking about is the
-abominable fuss there'll be when he arrives. One comfort is he won't be
-able to find these wretched Members of Parliament any more than I can
-myself."
-
-"He might, then," said Jimmy hopefully.
-
-"He will not; but I tell you what he'll do. He'll find out about the
-doctor being gone and Patsy Devlin. Then he'll come to the conclusion
-that there's some sort of a conspiracy on foot in the country. He'll
-draft in a lot of extra police, and he'll have the life worried out of
-me. Look here, Jimmy, I can't stand much more of this sort of thing
-to-day. You'll have to keep those women off me somehow. I'll count on
-you to do it. I shall go and shut myself up in the telegraph office
-along with Susy Lizzie, and if you let one of them in on me I'll never
-forgive you. Let them fight it out with Sergeant Farrelly when he gets
-back. Let Cole try them with another stratagem if he likes. All I ask
-is to have them kept off me."
-
-"I'll do the best I can," said Jimmy; "and if you send Susy Lizzie into
-the hotel any time, Bridgy'll give her a cup of tea for you. You'll be
-wanting it."
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XXI
-
-
-At four o'clock Miss Farquharson, Mrs. Dick and Mrs. Sanders went down
-to the police barrack. They found Miss Blow seated by herself in the
-men's day room. Constable Moriarty was digging potatoes in the garden
-at the back of the house. He had been questioned and cross-questioned
-by Miss Blow for more than an hour after he had completed the
-destruction of the bicycle tyre. He felt jaded and nervous. He stood on
-the brink of a frightful exposure. A trifling accident, an incautious
-word, might at any moment betray the part he had played in Constable
-Cole's stratagem. Some men under the circumstances would have steadied
-themselves with whisky, but Moriarty was a strict teetotaller. Others
-would have smoked pipe after pipe of strong tobacco. Moriarty, much
-wiser, went out and dug potatoes. There is nothing more soothing
-to racked nerves than digging in the ground, and there is a mild
-excitement about driving a spade into potato ridges which distracts the
-mind from painful thoughts and terrifying anticipations. The turning up
-of the roots of any particular plant may display an amazing wealth of
-tubers, may expose to the gaze of the delighted gardener some potato of
-huge size or very unusual shape. You cannot tell beforehand what will
-be unearthed. Expectations and hope run high. There is also present a
-certain fear. It is always possible, unless you are very skilful at the
-work, that a spade may slice a potato, leaving you face to face with
-two reproachful, earth-soiled, flat surfaces, useless for the pot, a
-manifest disgrace to your digging. Moriarty was not a highly skilled or
-very experienced potato digger. He enjoyed to the full the pleasures of
-anticipation. He suffered from the bitterness which follows mistakes.
-He almost forgot Miss Blow and the torment of her questioning.
-
-Then, at a quarter past four, Miss Blow's voice brought him back from
-his security. She called him by name from the back door of the barrack.
-Moriarty scraped the clay off the sides of his boots, shuffled on his
-coat, and gave his hands a rub on the front part of the legs of his
-trousers. Then he joined Miss Blow and the other ladies in the day room.
-
-"Why isn't Sergeant Farrelly back?" asked Miss Blow.
-
-"I don't know, miss."
-
-"It's after four," said Miss Blow.
-
-"Well, now," said Moriarty, "that's a queer thing, so it is."
-
-"He started, I am told, at about half-past twelve."
-
-"It might have been that," said Moriarty, "or it might have been more.
-I didn't take notice on account of being engaged in mending your tyre
-at the time."
-
-"It's eight miles to Rosivera. Allow three-quarters of an hour to get
-there----"
-
-"It could be," said Moriarty, "that he was punctured on the way. It's a
-bad road."
-
-"Allowing for all possible accidents, even supposing he walked the
-whole way there and back, they should be here by this time."
-
-"They should. You're right, there, miss. They should."
-
-"Will you," said Miss Blow, "kindly go and fetch Mr. Goddard, your
-officer? He ought to know that his men have not returned."
-
-"I don't know will I be able to find him."
-
-"Go and try."
-
-"I will," said Moriarty. "I'll go and ask Jimmy O'Loughlin. If anybody
-knows where the officer is, it'll be Jimmy O'Loughlin."
-
-Jimmy O'Loughlin told Moriarty to go back to the ladies and keep them
-amused for a while by showing them over the barrack. Moriarty refused
-to do this. He said that the situation was urgent and critical, and
-that he would not take the responsibility of dealing with Miss Blow
-without help. Jimmy O'Loughlin reluctantly went down to the barrack.
-Miss Blow attacked him at once.
-
-"Where is Mr. Goddard?" she said.
-
-"He's beyond," said Jimmy, "in the post-office, and he left word that
-he wasn't to be disturbed on account of his being terrible busy."
-
-"He ought to be told that his men have not returned from Rosivera."
-
-"I'd be in dread to go near him. It's telegrams he's sending, telegrams
-to the Lord Lieutenant and more of them high-up gentlemen, and that's
-the kind of work that would be preying upon a man."
-
-"Sergeant Farrelly left this at a quarter past twelve," said Miss Blow;
-"and he's not back yet."
-
-"It's a long road," said Jimmy, "longer maybe than you'd think."
-
-"It's eight miles."
-
-"And eight back along with that."
-
-"That only makes sixteen," said Miss Farquharson, who shared her
-nephew's fondness for intricate calculations.
-
-"So they ought to be here by this time," said Miss Blow.
-
-"It could be," said Jimmy, "that they might be a long time looking
-for the gentleman they're after before they'd find him. A fellow like
-that would be as cunning as an old fox, hiding himself when he saw the
-police after him."
-
-"Oh," said Mrs. Dick, "I do hope nothing has happened to them. It would
-be too terrible."
-
-"The sergeant," said Jimmy, "is a heavy man. He wouldn't be as quick as
-another at doing a run on a bicycle."
-
-"Still," said Miss Blow, "he's had four hours and it's only sixteen
-miles."
-
-"He'll have to walk back," said Jimmy, "and if so be the prisoner
-wasn't willing to come with him it might be a long time before he got
-him along the road, for he wouldn't like to be beating him. He has a
-kind heart, the sergeant; it's hardly ever you'd see him as much as
-laying a stick across a child."
-
-Miss Blow seemed more or less satisfied. The idea of Mr. Red driven by
-threats of violent batoning along a dusty road comforted her. Jimmy
-O'Loughlin made his escape from the barrack.
-
-He found Mr. Goddard scribbling a fresh telegram in the post-office.
-
-"Look at that," he said, handing a form to Jimmy.
-
-"From Chief Secretary, Dublin Castle. Why have you not reported
-recovery of Members of Parliament?"
-
-"That's not what I'd call a civil message," said Jimmy. "What did you
-say to him?"
-
-"Susy Lizzie," said Mr. Goddard, "give your uncle the answer I sent to
-the last telegram but two."
-
-Susy Lizzie fumbled among a pile of papers and finally handed one over
-to Jimmy.
-
-"To Chief Secretary, Dublin Castle. Impossible to report recovery of
-Members of Parliament with any truth because still at large. Goddard,
-District Inspector."
-
-"Be damn," said Jimmy, "but you had him there, as neat as ever I seen."
-
-"He's not satisfied, though. Look at this."
-
-He handed another form to Jimmy.
-
-"From Chief Secretary, Dublin Castle. Lord Lieutenant requests
-explanation of disappearance of Members of Parliament."
-
-"Here's the answer to that," said Mr. Goddard. "Read it out to your
-uncle, Susy Lizzie, before you send it off."
-
-Susy Lizzie grinned broadly.
-
-"Go on," said Jimmy, "and do what the gentleman bids you. You've no
-right to be laughing at the business of the Government."
-
-"Theory current locally," read Susy Lizzie, "that Members of Parliament
-have deserted their wives and aunt."
-
-"That'll give him his 'nough of telegraphing for this day anyhow," said
-Jimmy. "I'd like to see the way he'll be rampaging up and down the
-stairs of the Castle when he gets that. It'll show them fellows that
-you think mighty little of them anyway, Mr. Goddard."
-
-"How are the ladies getting on?"
-
-"I've quietened them for a bit. They were annoyed on account of
-Sergeant Farrelly not coming back; but I told them it would take him
-a long time to be dragging Mr. Red along the road by the hair of his
-head, and I didn't think he'd come without. They'll be all right for
-another hour, anyway. Will I be going into the hotel and telling Bridgy
-to fetch you over a cup of tea? It's after five o'clock."
-
-It was nearly six o'clock before Bridgy came to the shop with a tray
-in her hands. She was followed by Affy, the young gentleman from the
-grocery department, who carried a loaf of bread and a pot of jam. Mr.
-Goddard and Susy Lizzie began a comfortable meal together. They were
-interrupted twice by telegrams from Dublin, but they did not allow
-these to trouble them much. A very much more serious interruption was
-caused by a breathless whisper from Affy to the effect that four ladies
-were entering the shop. Mr. Goddard, carrying his teacup with him,
-concealed himself behind a screen of muffed glass, originally erected
-by the post-office authorities in order that letters might be sorted
-out of sight of the public.
-
-"Susy Lizzie," he whispered, "run like a good girl and get your uncle.
-Tell him that the ladies are here, and that he'll have to come at once
-and pacify them."
-
-Susy Lizzie ran. She was enjoying her afternoon immensely. The monotony
-of her life was seldom broken in any way half so agreeable.
-
-"If the thing is to be done, I'll do it," said Jimmy, when he received
-the message.
-
-He left his bar and went into the shop. He faced Miss Farquharson, who
-was asking Affy where Mr. Goddard was likely to be found.
-
-"I was thinking, my lady," said Jimmy, "that maybe you'd be wanting
-a bit of supper. What would you say now to a chop, or a couple of
-rashers and some eggs? I could have them got for you in a minute."
-
-"I want Mr. Goddard, the police officer," said Miss Blow, who stood
-beside the post-office counter.
-
-"Wouldn't it be better for you now," said Jimmy, turning to her, "to
-be eating your supper quietly instead of rampaging about the town
-frightening the wits out of a poor man that's doing his best for you?
-Come now, sure I'm old enough to be your father, and I know what's good
-for you. It's moidered you are with the trouble that's on you, and
-there isn't one in the place but is sorry for you and for all the rest
-of the ladies this night. But what's the good of making yourselves sick
-over it, and tormenting the officer? If they're gone, they're gone, and
-all the talking in the world won't bring them back to you."
-
-"Man----" said Miss Blow.
-
-"Look at poor Susan Devlin," said Jimmy, "she's lost a husband as well
-as the rest of you, and barring that she might be crying an odd time
-when she'd be thinking of him, she's as quiet as a lamb. Why can't you
-behave yourselves like her? I'm not setting up to teach ladies like
-yourselves what ought to be and what ought not, but I'd say myself that
-the men that would run away from yez, from the like of yez"--he spoke
-with a smile that was meant to flatter--"isn't worth looking after."
-
-"Do you dare to suggest----" said Miss Farquharson.
-
-"It's not the first time that suggestion has been made," said Miss
-Blow. "It's part of the scandalous conspiracy in which every man, woman
-and child in this place is involved."
-
-"If you won't take your supper when it's offered you," said Jimmy,
-"maybe you'll sit inside in the hotel. You're interrupting the business
-of the shop standing where you are, let alone preventing the public
-from buying the stamps they have a right to buy to put on their
-letters."
-
-The appeal produced its effect on Miss Blow. She had the blood of a
-business man in her veins. She understood that her father would have
-resented any interference with the sale of his twopenny Beauties, and
-would not have admitted either grief or anger as legitimate reasons
-for damming the flow of trade. Also she and her companions belonged
-to a law-abiding race. They had a natural respect for any department
-of the State. They felt it wrong to stop the sale of postage stamps.
-They trooped into the hotel and sat down in the commercial room. Once
-there Miss Farquharson's strong common sense asserted itself. She
-suggested that it might be wise after all to order bacon and eggs,
-quoting the advice given by St. Paul to the sailors who were threatened
-with shipwreck. Mrs. Dick and Mrs. Sanders declared with tears that
-it was impossible for them to eat in their heart-broken condition.
-This confirmed Miss Farquharson in her resolve to have a regular meal.
-She gave the necessary order to Jimmy O'Loughlin. Miss Blow agreed
-to eat on condition that the meal was served in the commercial room,
-the windows of which looked out on the street. She knew that Sergeant
-Farrelly, Constable Cole, and the prisoner must pass the hotel on their
-way to the barrack.
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XXII
-
-
-At eight o'clock Mr. Goddard, who had enjoyed some fried bacon and a
-bottle of porter in the telegraph office, began to feel surprise at
-the prolonged absence of Sergeant Farrelly. It was all very well to go
-slowly to Rosivera and to return without undue hurry, but it was hard
-to imagine how eight hours could possibly be occupied in travelling
-sixteen miles. He sent Susy Lizzie, who remained in attendance on him,
-to call her uncle.
-
-"I'm doing the best I can," said Jimmy, "to keep them quiet; but
-they'll be out after you in spite of me soon. I left herself and Bridgy
-talking to them; but what use are they against the four? And the
-doctor's young lady is the worst of them."
-
-"It's not the ladies I'm bothered about now," said Mr. Goddard. "Why
-the devil isn't Sergeant Farrelly back? What's keeping him?"
-
-"Faith, I don't know, unless maybe he'd be in dread!"
-
-"Nonsense. I told him not to hurry, but I didn't tell him to stay out
-all night."
-
-"It's queer, so it is," said Jimmy. "What would you think now of
-sending Constable Moriarty out a bit along the road to look and see if
-there's e'er a sign of them coming?"
-
-"I'll go myself," said Mr. Goddard.
-
-"I wouldn't say," said Jimmy, "but what it might be just as well if you
-did. The ladies is sure to be here in a couple of minutes now. I can't
-keep them."
-
-Mr. Goddard walked a mile along the road towards Rosivera, and then
-sat down on a ditch. There was no sign of Sergeant Farrelly. At nine
-o'clock he got up, and walked another mile and sat down again. Still
-there was no sign of the missing policemen. He walked a third mile and
-once more waited. He was puzzled and began to be uneasy. He turned and
-walked back towards Clonmore. Half a mile outside the town he climbed
-the demesne wall and crossed an angle of the deer park to the Castle.
-It was a quarter past ten when he reached the door.
-
-He found Lord Manton in the library with a book in his hand and a glass
-of whisky and soda water on the arm of his chair. There was a pile of
-cigarette ends on the tray which stood within reach.
-
-"Well, Goddard," he said, "I suppose you've tucked all your ladies up
-in bed and come up here for a quiet smoke. You deserve it."
-
-"No," said Mr. Goddard; "I've come to consult you. I don't
-understand----"
-
-"Surely nobody else has bolted?"
-
-"Sergeant Farrelly and the constable have not returned from Rosivera."
-
-"Dear me! I always heard that these things were infectious, like
-measles. One suicide, half a dozen suicides. We appear to be in for
-an epidemic of bolting. But I'd never have suspected the sergeant. He
-seemed such a solid sort of man, not the least hysterical; but you can
-never tell. I hope you won't vanish to-morrow, Goddard. If you feel it
-coming on you, you'd better put yourself under arrest at once. Was the
-sergeant a married man?"
-
-"No, he wasn't."
-
-"Then there'll be no widow to make lamentation in his case. That's a
-good job for you, Goddard. I don't see how you could have got on with
-another woman running round after you. What about the constable?"
-
-"He's not married either. He's not long enough in the service."
-
-"Poor fellow!" said Lord Manton. "I suppose now that this will ruin his
-prospects, even if he comes back."
-
-"Lord Manton," said Mr. Goddard, "what do you know about that tenant of
-yours at Rosivera?"
-
-"Surely you're not coming round to Miss Blow's murder theory, are you?"
-
-"I don't know. It's a very queer business. Is Red--that's the man's
-name, isn't it--respectable?"
-
-"I don't know. I never saw the man in my life. I know nothing about him
-except that he paid his rent and came here in a motor-car. That looks
-as if he had money, doesn't it?"
-
-"I don't understand it," said Mr. Goddard. "The sergeant and Cole
-certainly went to Rosivera to-day. I don't see what was to stop them
-getting there. They weren't likely to lose their way. They certainly
-haven't come back."
-
-"What does Jimmy O'Loughlin say? I suppose you've consulted him."
-
-"Jimmy thinks," said Mr. Goddard, "that the sergeant's afraid to come
-back on account of Miss Blow. But that's all rot, of course."
-
-"I'm not at all sure that Jimmy's not right. He's a very shrewd man,
-Jimmy O'Loughlin. I shouldn't wonder a bit----"
-
-"But what the deuce am I to do?"
-
-"I'll tell you what it is," said Lord Manton. "We'll make a descent
-in force on Rosivera to-morrow. You shall collect all the police you
-possibly can, fifty of them, if there are fifty available. We'll
-take all the ladies interested in the matter in my waggonette. Jimmy
-O'Loughlin and I will accompany the army in the capacity of civil
-magistrates, each of us armed with a Riot Act and a writ of Habeas
-Corpus. We'll make that fellow Red sit up if he's been at any games."
-
-"I really think we'll have to. It seems very absurd, but what else are
-we to do? I've been harried with telegrams from everybody in Dublin
-Castle all day. The Inspector-General is coming down here to-morrow,
-though I don't see what on earth he thinks he'll be able to do."
-
-"We'll forestall him," said Lord Manton. "He can't possibly get here
-before noon. We'll start at eleven A.M. sharp. We'll have the mystery,
-whatever it is, probed to its inmost recesses before he gets at it. The
-whole credit will be yours, Goddard."
-
-"I'll make any one that likes a present of the credit."
-
-"In the meanwhile," said Lord Manton, "you'd better sleep here. I
-expect Jimmy O'Loughlin's hotel is pretty well full up."
-
-"Thanks," said Mr. Goddard. "The fact is, I don't particularly care
-about going back to the village to-night."
-
-"Will they be waiting up for you?"
-
-"They will."
-
-"Miss Blow," said Lord Manton, "is a wonderful woman."
-
-"She's not bad looking," said Mr. Goddard magnanimously, "but she's
-rather----"
-
-"I know what you're going to say--vehement, wasn't that it? A good deal
-of life force about her? I quite agree with you. Now, what do you
-think? Supposing it turns out that the man Red has really been up to
-any kind of tricks; supposing he's engaged in a business of kidnapping
-dispensary doctors, blacksmiths, Members of Parliament and policemen,
-for the purpose of shipping them off as slaves to the Sultan of
-Zanzibar. I don't say for certain that that's exactly what he's doing.
-I don't know yet. But if he's at anything of the sort it would serve
-him jolly well right if we made him marry Miss Blow."
-
-"He wouldn't do it."
-
-"He might. He seems to be a man of adventurous disposition. If he
-doesn't like her, we could offer him Miss Farquharson."
-
-"I should think he'd refuse them both. He'd see Miss Farquharson, and
-he'd be absolutely certain to hear Miss Blow."
-
-"I think we could put pressure on him," said Lord Manton. "In fact, it
-would be a choice for him between marrying and a criminal prosecution.
-A man can't kidnap people in this wholesale sort of way without
-suffering for it. He'll understand that when we put it to him. But
-you've had an exhausting day, Goddard, and I dare say you'd like to
-toddle up to bed. Wilkins will leave you whatever you want. We'll have
-a great time to-morrow, raiding Rosivera."
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XXIII
-
-
-Miss Blow was very angry when she discovered that Mr. Goddard was not
-in the telegraph office. Nothing Jimmy O'Loughlin said soothed her in
-the least. He pointed out that the officer's absence was caused by his
-excessive zeal for the cause they all had at heart; that he had in
-fact gone in person to investigate the mystery of Rosivera. Miss Blow
-refused to believe him, and expressed her contempt for habitual liars
-in plain language.
-
-"If you don't believe me, miss, ask Constable Moriarty, and he'll tell
-you the same."
-
-"I shouldn't believe him either," said Miss Blow; "and in any case
-Constable Moriarty is a fool."
-
-"He was standing by," said Jimmy, pursuing the subject without
-regarding the interruption, "the same as it might be yourself, and he
-heard every word that passed between us. 'Mr. Goddard,' I says, 'them
-ladies is in a terrible state, and getting worse. It's hardly ever
-they were able to take the cup of tea I had wetted for them.' 'I know
-it, Jimmy,' says he; 'I know it well; and if cutting off my right hand
-would be any ease to them I'd do it this minute.' 'You would,' I says,
-for I knew well the way it was going through him; 'but what good would
-that be? Wouldn't it be better now if you was----' 'If I was to what?'
-says he, catching me up like. 'If you was to send Moriarty for a bit of
-a stroll along the road,' I says, 'to see could he hear any news of
-the sergeant.' 'I'll not do it,' says he, looking terrible determined.
-'I'll not do the like. What's Constable Moriarty but a boy, Jimmy? A
-boy with maybe a mother breaking her heart after him somewhere. If
-there's murder going,' says he, 'it's not Constable Moriarty it'll
-light on, but myself.' 'Do you mean that?' says I. 'I do,' he says; 'I
-mean it; I'll go myself. What murder's done to-night will be done on
-me, for I'll not take it on my conscience to be the cause of Moriarty's
-death.' 'Mr. Goddard,' says I, 'you're a fine man. I'll give it in
-to you that you're as brave as any one ever I met; but you'll be
-taking your sword with you, promise me that now.' 'I will, Jimmy,'
-says he; 'I'll take my sword, and I'm thankful to you for making the
-suggestion.' And with that, miss, he was up and off out of the door,
-and that was the last I seen of him."
-
-"If you hadn't been telling me lies ever since I've been in Clonmore,"
-said Miss Blow, "there'd be some chance of my believing you now."
-
-"There's a man going past the door of the hotel this minute," said
-Jimmy, "with an ass load of turf that he's after fetching in off the
-bog. Will you go out now and ask him did he meet Mr. Goddard on the
-road? Maybe you'll believe him when he tells you."
-
-Miss Blow accepted the challenge. She waylaid the man with the donkey,
-who proved to be very deaf. She raised her voice and shouted at him. He
-replied in a low tone. She shouted again, and the man made what seemed
-a long answer. Miss Blow returned to Jimmy O'Loughlin.
-
-"You've told me the truth for once," she said ungraciously. "That man
-met the officer a mile out of town on the road to Rosivera."
-
-Jimmy was generous. He did not attempt to humiliate Miss Blow. He
-pursued his policy of trying to soothe her. An hour passed. Two hours
-passed. Even Miss Blow's anger began to give way to anxiety. What if
-Mr. Goddard was himself a victim to the mysterious gang which had
-already made away with seven men? He might have gone the whole way to
-Rosivera. He might have fallen into some craftily arranged ambush on
-the road. Fear laid hold on her heart. Jimmy O'Loughlin, who was a
-little puzzled but not particularly anxious, seized his opportunity.
-
-"It'll be better for you," he said, "to go to your bed, you and the
-rest of the ladies, where you'll be safe till the morning. You'll
-hardly be expecting any other man to be going out into the darkness of
-the night, risking his life maybe, to satisfy you. Not but what there's
-many a one would do it. I'd do it myself if I saw any good would come
-out of it."
-
-Miss Blow and Miss Farquharson consulted together anxiously. This
-fresh disaster had gone a long way towards cowing them. They were not
-prepared to insist on the sacrifice of more human life. Mrs. Dick wept
-noisily and unrebuked. Mrs. Sanders became very white and her hands
-trembled.
-
-"You'll be safe in your beds anyway," said Jimmy. "You can turn the
-key in the door of every room in this house barring the one I sleep in
-myself, for the lock of it is gone wrong on me, and since poor Patsy
-Devlin went from us there isn't a man about the place fit to settle it."
-
-"Let us go," said Mrs. Dick, sobbing. "I want to be somewhere at peace.
-I don't care---- Oh, poor Richard!"
-
-"You're right, ma'am," said Jimmy; "it'll be better for you. I have a
-dog in the yard that'll bark fit to wake the dead if e'er a one comes
-near the house during the night; and I'll leave word with Bridgy that
-she's to waken you in good time if so be anything was to happen; but
-with the help of God there'll be no need for that."
-
-"Come," said Miss Blow at last; "we can do no more to-night. Let us
-get some sleep, if any of us are able to sleep."
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XXIV
-
-
-It was three o'clock in the afternoon of the day which followed their
-capture, and the two Members of Parliament showed no signs of becoming
-reconciled to their situation. Mr. Sanders grumbled and occasionally
-swore. Mr. Dick passed from bursts of violent rage to fits of
-lamentation over the desolate condition of Mrs. Dick. Dr. O'Grady and
-Patsy Devlin bore with them patiently for a long time. But there are
-limits to human endurance. After a consultation with Patsy, the doctor
-undertook to speak seriously to the unreasonably afflicted men. The
-bearded anarchist who usually attended to the wants of the prisoners,
-carried off the dinner things. Dr. O'Grady pulled Mr. Dick's bed out to
-the middle of the floor.
-
-"Now," he said, "sit down on that, the two of you in a row, till I try
-if I can't talk sense into you."
-
-"Why," said Mr. Sanders sulkily, "why should we sit there and be talked
-to by you?"
-
-"There are two reasons why you should," said Dr. O'Grady. "The first is
-because I want to talk to you, and I can do that much more conveniently
-if you're seated in a row in front of me than if you're scattered about
-all over the room. Does that satisfy you, or must I give you the second
-reason?"
-
-"I won't be talked to by you," said Mr. Dick. "You're in league with
-the infernal scoundrels who have locked us up here."
-
-"My good man----" said Mr. Sanders.
-
-This pacific form of address produced no more effect on Dr. O'Grady
-than Mr. Dick's blunt denunciation did. Mr. Sanders was given no time
-to finish his remark.
-
-"The second reason why you should is because it will be the worse for
-you if you don't."
-
-"Do you mean to threaten us with violence?" said Mr. Dick.
-
-"Patsy," said Dr. O'Grady, "take off your coat, roll up your sleeve
-and show your arm. I may mention, gentlemen, that Patsy Devlin was a
-blacksmith by trade before he took to being a captive. He's used to
-hammering."
-
-Mr. Dick and Mr. Sanders watched Patsy Devlin bare his arm, but they
-made no move towards the bed.
-
-"Patsy," said Dr. O'Grady, "roll up your other sleeve. If you want to
-fight, gentlemen, I'd recommend you to take off your coats."
-
-"I can't fight," said Mr. Sanders, "on account of my heart. It's weak,
-and the doctor expressly forbade any form of excitement or violent
-exercise. If it wasn't for that----"
-
-He sat down on a corner of the bed.
-
-"I haven't fought for years," said Mr. Dick with spirit; "but I'm not
-going to be bullied by a damned Irish doctor. Come on."
-
-The speech was worthy of a man who had once at least felt the blood of
-the ancient Bersekers coursing through his veins. It was followed by
-prompt action. He took off his coat. Patsy Devlin spat on his hands and
-then rubbed them together.
-
-"Mr. Dick," said Dr. O'Grady, "I don't want to have you smashed up,
-partly because from what you've told us about your wife I expect she'd
-be sorry, and partly because it'd be a nuisance to me to have to fit
-you together again. If you don't sit down on that bed, I'll ring the
-bell for the Emperor and get him to take away your clothes. You didn't
-like going about in nothing but your shirt yesterday evening. Just
-recollect that, and be careful."
-
-Mr. Dick thought better of his resolution. It may have been the
-business-like way in which Patsy spat on his hands which daunted him,
-or it may have been Dr. O'Grady's second and very horrible threat. He
-sat down sulkily beside Mr. Sanders.
-
-"Now," said Dr. O'Grady, "I'm going to speak plainly to you for your
-own good. You've behaved uncommonly badly since you came here. You've
-sulked and you've whimpered, and you've raved in such a way as to make
-Patsy Devlin and me quite uncomfortable. We made every excuse for you
-yesterday afternoon. We recognized that Mr. Dick couldn't be expected
-to be cheerful when he hadn't got any trousers. We knew that what had
-happened would upset Mr. Sanders' heart and bring on palpitations. We
-did our best to make things easy for you. When the assistant anarchists
-brought up your beds, we made them for you, and allowed you to get into
-them, although it was barely five o'clock, and the habit of going to
-bed at that hour is most unsociable. Patsy brought your tea over to you
-later on before he drank a drop himself, to save you the trouble of
-getting out of bed. That was pure kindness of heart on Patsy's part,
-and you didn't so much as say 'thank you.'"
-
-"They did not," said Patsy, who stood behind the bed with sleeves
-still rolled up; "and it will be long enough before I do the like
-again."
-
-"After tea," said Dr. O'Grady, "I sent for the Emperor and persuaded
-him to let Mr. Dick have his clothes back. I needn't have done that. It
-didn't matter to me if he had to go about stark naked for the rest of
-his natural life. Did you show any gratitude this morning? Not a bit.
-You sulked and whimpered again in the most unbearable manner. We put up
-with it. We tried to cheer you. There was an egg short at breakfast.
-Who did without? Patsy again; although he deserved an egg a great deal
-more than either of you. When breakfast was over, I suggested that we
-should all join in the game of flipping pennies across the table. I
-didn't do that because I wanted to play. As a matter of fact, I don't
-usually play in the morning; I read. Patsy will bear me out in that. I
-was prepared to sacrifice my own time and inclination to amuse you. How
-did you receive the proposal? You sulked again."
-
-"I was brought up strictly," said Mr. Sanders; "I belong to the Free
-Kirk, and my conscience will not allow me to gamble."
-
-"That," said Dr. O'Grady, "is a paltry excuse, which you ought to be
-ashamed to make. No man could be brought up to think it wrong to flip
-pennies. Besides, what is it that's wrong about gambling? It's the
-excitement created by the element of risk associated with all gambling.
-Now, in this case, as you know perfectly well, there would have been
-no excitement, because there was no element of risk. The thing was a
-dead certainty. Patsy would have given you ten points in every game and
-beaten the head off you. If you had to make an excuse, why didn't you
-trot out your weak heart again? That would have been more reasonable.
-When you wouldn't play that, I proposed another game, called Moggy, at
-which you wouldn't have had a chance of winning either. You refused it
-too. Then I said that if you liked we'd have a debate on Home Rule or
-Tariff Reform. I said that you two could choose your own side and that
-Patsy and I would take the other, whatever it was. I thought that would
-interest you. It would have bored both Patsy and me frightfully; but we
-were prepared to put up with that for your sakes."
-
-"How could you expect us to take an interest in Tariff Reform," said
-Mr. Dick, "when our minds were full of----"
-
-"Patsy," said Dr. O'Grady, "if that man mentions his wife again, hit
-him with the flat of your hand on the side of the head. Now go on, Mr.
-Dick."
-
-"When--when we were imprisoned," said Mr. Dick.
-
-"That ought not to have stopped you," said Dr. O'Grady. "The great
-problems of your country's welfare ought to come before considerations
-of your personal convenience. Think of the ancient Romans. Remember
-Horatius, and Coriolanus, and the fellow that jumped into the hole in
-the Forum. That's the way you ought to be behaving instead of grumbling
-and growling. Now I'm going to give you another chance. If you choose
-to behave like reasonable human beings, well and good. Patsy and I will
-do everything in our power to make your stay here pleasant for you. If
-you won't, you shan't have a bite or sup until you do. I'll give you
-three minutes by my watch to make up your minds. Will you or will you
-not be sociable and pleasant? Will you join us in a game of Hunt the
-Slipper? Come over to the window, Patsy, and leave them to make up
-their minds together."
-
-Patsy and Dr. O'Grady stood looking out at the yard; the doctor held
-his watch in his hand; there was dead silence in the room.
-
-"One minute gone," said Dr. O'Grady.
-
-There was a sound of whispering which ceased abruptly.
-
-"Two minutes gone."
-
-There was more whispering. Then Mr. Sanders spoke.
-
-"Don't choose such a silly game," he said. "We can't play Hunt the
-Slipper. We really can't. Dick says he'd rather starve."
-
-"I'm not particular about what game you choose," said Dr. O'Grady,
-"so long as it's a possible game. There's no use your saying golf or
-cricket or lawn tennis, because we've no way of playing them here. You
-can have Drop the Handkerchief, if you like, or Oranges and Lemons."
-
-This time there was a good deal of whispering, a kind of debate
-conducted with great earnestness.
-
-"I'll play Hop Scotch, if you like," said Mr. Sanders; "but Dick won't."
-
-"Never mind about Mr. Dick," said the doctor. "He'll join in when he
-sees how pleasant it is. You can play Hop Scotch, I suppose, Patsy?"
-
-"I cannot," said Patsy. "I never heard tell of it."
-
-"I can't either," said the doctor. "But it'll be all right: Mr. Sanders
-will teach us."
-
-"I shall want a piece of chalk," said Mr. Sanders.
-
-"There's no chalk here," said Dr. O'Grady. "Will nothing else do you?
-What's the chalk for?"
-
-"I have to mark out a figure on the boards," said Mr. Sanders.
-
-"I've a small bottle of Condy's Fluid in my bag," said the doctor,
-"that I carry about with me for disinfecting my hands. You could manage
-with it, I dare say."
-
-"You can stain the floor with Condy's Fluid," said Mr. Dick, who was
-really a sociable man, and was beginning to be interested in the
-proceedings. "When we were first married and went into our new house,
-my wife----"
-
-"Now, don't start talking about your wife," said Dr. O'Grady, "just as
-you're beginning to cheer up. You'll upset yourself again."
-
-Mr. Sanders went down on his hands and knees. He made a little pool of
-Condy's Fluid on the floor and drew lines from it with his forefinger.
-The rest of the party watched with great interest. Suddenly he stopped
-and knelt bolt upright.
-
-"What's that noise?" he said.
-
-"I didn't hear any noise," said Dr. O'Grady. "There wasn't any noise.
-Go on Hop Scotching."
-
-"There was a noise. I heard it. A noise like a fall. I have very sharp
-hearing."
-
-"That always goes with a weak heart," said Dr. O'Grady. "But----"
-
-He stopped abruptly. This time there was an unmistakable noise, a shout
-uttered somewhere in the lower part of the house, which reached even
-the remote room where the captives were. They drew together and waited,
-breathless. Mr. Sanders grew very white.
-
-"They're fighting downstairs," he said.
-
-"Perhaps the police have come," said Mr. Dick. "Perhaps we shall be
-rescued. I knew that my wife would do everything to find me. I knew she
-would find me."
-
-"You didn't seem to think so yesterday," said Dr. O'Grady. "And I
-wouldn't make too sure now, if I were you. If they are fighting
-downstairs, and I can't hear plainly enough to be certain----"
-
-"I can," said Mr. Sanders.
-
-"I expect," said Dr. O'Grady, "that the Emperor will get the best of
-it. He'll probably be in on us here in a minute or two as proud as
-Punch at having bagged another chance traveller. If the Emperor has a
-fault at all, it's his extraordinary fondness for kidnapping people. I
-can't think why he does it."
-
-"They're coming upstairs," said Mr. Sanders. "I hear them distinctly."
-
-"They are," said Dr. O'Grady; "a whole lot of people. I wonder who he
-has got this time."
-
-The door of the room was unlocked. There was a short scuffle outside,
-and then Sergeant Farrelly and Constable Cole were thrust in. They both
-looked as if they had been roughly handled. The sergeant's tunic was
-torn, his right eye was beginning to swell, and there was blood on his
-lower lip. Mr. Red, looking very grim and determined, stalked into the
-room behind them.
-
-"Emperor," said Dr. O'Grady, "this is too much. I complained to you
-yesterday about the habit you have got into of thrusting strange people
-in on top of me and Patsy. I put up with the last two, but this is more
-than I am going to stand."
-
-"They remain here," said Mr. Red, "as captives."
-
-"Not at all," said Dr. O'Grady. "Think it over, Emperor, and
-you'll come to see that you can't possibly leave them here. You
-are an anarchist, an anti-military anarchist. You've often told
-me so yourself. Now, an anarchist, as I understand his position,
-is absolutely pledged to every kind of social reform. Whatever
-anybody else may do, an anarchist can't consistently go in for the
-over-crowding of tenement houses, or tolerate insanitary prisons. You
-see that, don't you? If ever it got out that you'd shut up six men in
-one room and kept them there, your reputation would be gone. There
-wouldn't be a decent anarchist anywhere in the world who'd recognize
-you as belonging to his party or so much as speak to you. You'd be a
-sort of Suraja Dowlah with a horrible Black Hole of Calcutta story
-cropping up against you at every turn. You simply must give these two
-men---- Oh, you're going, are you? Very well. But think over what I've
-said. You'll realize that I'm right."
-
-Mr. Red shut the door and locked it. Sergeant Farrelly turned fiercely
-on Constable Cole.
-
-"You born fool," he said, "why didn't you strike him when I had him
-down?"
-
-"I'd have----"
-
-"I suppose it was planning a stratagem you were," said the sergeant,
-"instead of striking when you got the chance."
-
-"I'd have broke his head," said Constable Cole, "if so be I'd struck
-him and me in the rage I was in at the time. How would I know but that
-it might be murder?"
-
-"Serve you right if he broke yours," said the sergeant.
-
-"Come now," said Dr. O'Grady, "there's no use making a fuss. You put up
-a middling good fight to judge by the look of you, and you ought to be
-content. None of the rest of us did as much."
-
-"Is that yourself, doctor?" said the sergeant.
-
-"It is."
-
-"And, by the holy," said Constable Cole, "he has Patsy Devlin along
-with him!"
-
-"And us thinking that the two of yez was off to America," said the
-sergeant.
-
-"I heard that you thought I'd gone," said Dr. O'Grady; "but what made
-you suspect poor Patsy?"
-
-"Hadn't he the funds collected for the sports?" said the sergeant.
-
-"Be damn!" said Patsy, "but that wasn't the cause of my going off, and
-well you know it, sergeant. It's little call you have to be saying
-that about me, and you out after me at the time for the murder of the
-doctor. Wasn't that enough for you to be saying, without the other?"
-
-"My wife?" said Mr. Dick. "Did you see her? Was she well?"
-
-"She's distressed," said the sergeant. "The whole of them's distressed,
-and small blame to them. I couldn't rightly tell this minute which of
-the ladies was your wife; but they were all round at the barrack this
-morning, and it would have gone to your heart to see the way they were."
-
-"As we're on the subject of ladies," said Dr. O'Grady, "I suppose
-Miss Blow is out after me. I heard from Patsy that she'd arrived in
-Clonmore."
-
-"You may say she is," said the sergeant. "She has the officer's heart
-fair broke, pursuing him here and there, and not letting him rest in
-his bed at night the way he'd have us all scouring the country for your
-dead body."
-
-"And was it looking for me that brought you here, sergeant?" said Dr.
-O'Grady.
-
-"It was after they left the barrack," said the sergeant, "that the
-ladies went up to the Castle--Jimmy O'Loughlin's boy showing them the
-way--thinking that maybe, being a magistrate, Lord Manton would help
-them to find yez. What happened there I couldn't say; but it wasn't
-long after us eating our dinner when the officer came down and Lord
-Manton along with him and Miss Blow and the other ladies. Such language
-you never heard. There was one lady, tall she was, and dark, with a
-kind of a grey dress on her, and a big umbrella under her arm with a
-stone knob on the end of the handle of it----"
-
-"My aunt, I think," said Mr. Sanders.
-
-"She might be. Anyway, barring the doctor's young lady, she was the
-worst of them for wanting to have Mr. Red hanged for murdering the lot
-of yez."
-
-"I wouldn't wonder if he was hanged," said Constable Cole, "the way
-he's conducting himself. It's scandalous."
-
-"The orders I got," went on Sergeant Farrelly, "was to proceed
-to Rosivera, and ask Mr. Red whether he'd noticed two Members of
-Parliament going by his gate on bicycles the day before."
-
-"And not to be in too great a hurry over the job," said Constable Cole,
-"because you was only doing it to satisfy the ladies."
-
-"Whisht!" said the sergeant; "what call have you to be repeating
-confidential orders? So we came along----"
-
-"Wait a minute," said Dr. O'Grady. "How did you get off without taking
-Miss Blow with you? I'd have expected her to insist on going too."
-
-"She did," said the sergeant; "and it was only by means of a stratagem
-we got clear of her. It was Constable Cole invented the stratagem.
-He's great at that."
-
-"How did he manage?"
-
-"Never mind about the stratagem," said Mr. Sanders; "go on with your
-narrative."
-
-"I'll tell you about it after," said the sergeant to Dr. O'Grady in a
-whisper. Then he went on delivering himself of his tale very much as if
-he were giving evidence in a court of law.
-
-"We reached Rosivera at half-past three P.M. We then knocked at the
-door and asked for Mr. Red. We stepped into the hall of the house,
-Constable Cole being about two paces behind me. A tall man with a black
-beard, whom I can identify and swear to if necessary, came out of a
-door on the left, and without warning struck at my head with a stick. I
-aimed a blow at him with my fist, not having time to draw my baton, and
-knocked him down. I was then engaged by two other men. One of them was
-Mr. Red, to whom I am prepared to swear. I shouted to Constable Cole
-to strike the man on the ground with his baton, in order to keep him
-quiet. Constable Cole did not obey my order."
-
-"I did not," said Constable Cole; "sure I might have killed him."
-
-"We were then overpowered," said the sergeant, "the man whom I knocked
-down coming to the assistance of his comrades. That's all, gentlemen."
-
-"I suppose," said Mr. Dick, "that your officer will immediately
-telegraph for the military?"
-
-"He might," said the sergeant; "but he won't do it sooner than
-to-morrow, anyway. He won't be expecting us home till late to-night."
-
-"I must warn the Emperor," said Dr. O'Grady. "He had better clear out
-at once. I shouldn't like any harm to happen to the Emperor, and I
-know he hates soldiers. His whole life is given up to the destruction
-of standing armies. He'd break his heart if the military captured him
-in the end."
-
-"Do you mean to say that you intend----" said Mr. Sanders.
-
-"Of course I do," said Dr. O'Grady. "The Emperor is a thoroughly decent
-sort, and has always treated me well. I'm not going to allow him to be
-bullied simply to gratify your passion for revenge. You pretend you
-think it wrong to gamble, but you're not above entertaining a spite
-against the poor Emperor and wanting to stick a knife into him. I
-can tell you, Mr. Sanders, that sort of spirit is a jolly sight more
-unchristian than losing a few pence to Patsy Devlin over an innocent
-game."
-
-"The police," said Mr. Sanders, confidently, "will see that you do not
-assist this criminal to escape from justice."
-
-He looked at Sergeant Farrelly as he spoke. The sergeant scratched his
-head.
-
-"Tell me this now," he said to Dr. O'Grady; "is this any kind of League
-work?"
-
-"It is not," said the doctor. "I don't suppose the Emperor ever heard
-of the League till I mentioned to him the other day that Patsy was a
-member of it."
-
-"If it's not the League," said the sergeant, "and if the doctor will
-answer for it that the man's a respectable man----"
-
-"He is," said the doctor. "Why, my goodness, sergeant, he owns a
-motor-car. You've seen it yourself, a remarkably fine motor-car; one
-that couldn't have cost less than eight hundred pounds."
-
-"I don't know," said the sergeant, "that there's any call for me to
-interfere with the doctor in the matter. It would be a queer thing now,
-and a thing that wouldn't suit me at all, if I was to be preventing the
-doctor from speaking to a friend of his anyway that pleases him."
-
-"He attacked you," said Mr. Sanders; "he knocked you down. He has
-imprisoned you, and yet you say----"
-
-"If he's brought up before the Petty Sessions," said the sergeant,
-"I'll tell what he's done; but till he is I don't see what right I
-have to put the handcuffs on the doctor on account of what might be no
-more than some kind of a joke that's passing between him and another
-gentleman...."
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XXV
-
-
-At ten o'clock next morning Jimmy O'Loughlin entered the commercial
-room of his hotel. Miss Blow was breakfasting by herself. Miss
-Farquharson, who had finished her breakfast an hour earlier, was
-writing letters at one end of the long table, having folded back the
-white cloth. Mrs. Dick and Mrs. Sanders were still in their bedrooms,
-mourning for their husbands.
-
-"There's five police after coming into the town from Ballymoy," said
-Jimmy excitedly; "and it's what I'm after hearing from Moriarty that
-there's more expected."
-
-Miss Blow looked up from her breakfast. Her face expressed irritation
-and incredulity.
-
-"It's the truth I'm telling you," said Jimmy. "Begad, but Mr. Goddard's
-the fine man."
-
-"You told us last night," said Miss Farquharson, "that Mr. Goddard had
-vanished like every one else. Has he appeared again?"
-
-"He never was lost, thanks be to God! He was up with Lord Manton
-beyond at the Castle, devising plans and concocting stratagems for the
-settling of the matter that's been troubling you; and settled it'll be
-now the one way or the other."
-
-"I know the sort of plans he and Lord Manton would be likely to
-devise," said Miss Blow, scornfully. "I've had some experience of them."
-
-She poured out a cup of tea as she spoke and devoted herself to
-her breakfast. Bridgy burst into the room. She appeared to be in a
-condition of violent excitement.
-
-"There's four police on a car," she said, "driving up to the barrack,
-and two more along with them on bicycles."
-
-"Is that four more on top of the first five?" asked Jimmy O'Loughlin.
-
-"It is, it is," said Bridgy. "The Lord save us and help us! There'd
-hardly be more of them if there was to be a Member of Parliament making
-speeches about the land!"
-
-"There now," said Jimmy O'Loughlin, reproachfully, to Miss Blow. "What
-did I tell you? Sure, Mr. Goddard's as fine a man as e'er a one that's
-in it. It's himself will do a job in fine style when once he takes it
-in hand at all. That's eleven men, and Constable Moriarty makes twelve,
-and there was a sergeant with the first lot that I seen myself. Was
-there e'er a sergeant on the other car, Bridgy?"
-
-"There was," said Bridgy. "I took notice of him passing, and one of
-them two that came on bicycles had two stripes on his arm."
-
-"That makes two sergeants and an acting sergeant," said Jimmy
-O'Loughlin. "What more would you expect? What more would anybody want,
-unless it would be a gunboat sent round from Cork? And that's what you
-could hardly expect, unless it might be for an eviction on one of the
-islands."
-
-"I'll see what all these men are going to do," said Miss Blow, "before
-I give an opinion about them. I've been----"
-
-"Here's Mr. Goddard himself," said Jimmy O'Loughlin, who was standing
-near the window, "and his lordship along with him. And they have the
-big waggonette from the Castle and the dog-cart with the yellow cob in
-it. Be damn, but it's great!"
-
-Miss Farquharson stood up and looked out of the window. Miss Blow,
-obstinately sceptical, continued to eat her breakfast. Mr. Goddard and
-Lord Manton entered the room.
-
-"Ladies," said Mr. Goddard. "In a quarter of an hour we start for
-Rosivera."
-
-"At the head of a small army," said Lord Manton. "Twelve men armed with
-carbines, not counting Mr. Goddard, who wears a sword."
-
-"Fifteen men," said Mr. Goddard. "I'm expecting three more. They may
-arrive at any minute."
-
-"I suppose," said Miss Blow, "that this is some new kind of trick."
-
-"Come and see," said Mr. Goddard. "Lord Manton has placed his
-waggonette at your disposal. We invite your presence. We insist upon
-it."
-
-"My niece and Mrs. Dick," said Miss Farquharson, "are still in their
-bedrooms."
-
-"Get them out," said Lord Manton, "as quickly as possible. There is no
-time to be lost. Military expeditions of this sort cannot possibly be
-delayed."
-
-"If so be," said Jimmy O'Loughlin, "that you'll be wanting me, as a
-magistrate, to be taking depositions or the like----"
-
-"We don't absolutely require you," said Lord Manton; "but we'll be glad
-to have you with us."
-
-"It'll be better, then," said Jimmy, "if I go upstairs and put on a
-decent coat and shave myself. Bridgy, will you run like a good girl and
-get me a cup of hot water?"
-
-"You may change your coat," said Mr. Goddard, "but you can't shave.
-There isn't time."
-
-Miss Blow and Miss Farquharson left the room together.
-
-"Would you have any objection to telling me," said Jimmy O'Loughlin,
-"what is it that you're thinking of doing?"
-
-"It's Lord Manton's plan," said Mr. Goddard, "not mine. The fact is,
-we're going to Rosivera to marry Mr. Red either to Miss Blow or Miss
-Farquharson."
-
-"And is that the reason you have the police gathered from the four
-corners of the county?"
-
-"It is," said Mr. Goddard.
-
-"I wouldn't wonder but you're right. It's ten to one he won't care for
-the notion; not but what Miss Blow is a fine-looking young lady, and
-that's what I've always said since the first time ever I set eyes on
-her."
-
-The street of Clonmore, the single street which runs from end to end
-of the village, presented a most unusual appearance when Miss Blow,
-followed by the other three ladies, emerged from the hotel. A long
-line of vehicles stretched from the door of the post-office to the
-barrack. There were two cars, each holding four policemen. They had
-their carbines between their knees and presented a most warlike and
-determined appearance. Next came a third car, Jimmy O'Loughlin's, with
-two policemen on one side of it, the side left vacant being intended
-for Mr. Goddard. Behind it was Lord Manton's dogcart. Jimmy O'Loughlin
-was on the back seat, Lord Manton sat beside the groom in front. Next
-came the waggonette with Mrs. Patsy Devlin in it. The acting sergeant
-and the constable who had arrived on bicycles stood beside their
-machines immediately behind the waggonette. They formed a kind of
-rear-guard, and could be counted on to frustrate any attempt which Mr.
-Red might make to attack the party from behind.
-
-An eager crowd thronged the footpaths and broke into a cheer when the
-ladies appeared.
-
-"Miss Blow, Miss Farquharson and ladies----" said Mr. Goddard, when the
-noise of the cheering had subsided.
-
-"We thought you were murdered too," said Mrs. Dick.
-
-"Kindly do not interrupt me," said Mr. Goddard. He felt that he was at
-last in a position to assert himself even in the face of Miss Blow. A
-man acquires self-confidence when he is in command of an armed force.
-
-"We start," he said, "for Rosivera, to discover whether Mr. Red, the
-man Red, as he has been well described, the tenant of that house, has
-anything to do with the extraordinary series of disappearances which
-have disturbed the peace of this neighbourhood."
-
-Lord Manton said, "Hear, hear!" from his seat in the dogcart, and the
-crowd cheered again.
-
-"We invite your presence, ladies, and place the waggonette which you
-see at your disposal. When you are seated in it we start at once. God
-save the King!"
-
-"Hear, hear!" said Lord Manton again.
-
-The four ladies, a little bewildered by this oration, took their seats
-in the waggonette. Mr. Goddard got up on his car and gave the order to
-march. The expedition started.
-
-An hour's steady driving brought the party to the top of the hill from
-which the gate of Rosivera is visible. Mr. Goddard gave the order to
-halt. It was passed forward to the leading car, and the expedition came
-to a standstill on the summit of the hill. Mr. Goddard got down from
-his car and walked up to Lord Manton.
-
-"It's a damned awkward thing," he said, "to march up to a man's house
-at the head of a body of men like this."
-
-"Don't say you're thinking of going back," said Lord Manton. "It would
-be a shame to disappoint Miss Blow."
-
-"I'm not going back; but all the same it's awkward. What excuse shall I
-make?"
-
-"If he's been kidnapping people," said Lord Manton, "he won't expect
-you to make any excuse."
-
-"Oh, of course, if he really has. But has he?"
-
-"The only way of finding out for certain is to go and see. Miss Blow
-won't be satisfied with anything less."
-
-"Damn Miss Blow. Anyhow, we needn't drive up to the house as if we were
-a funeral."
-
-He gave an order to the police, who dismounted. Mr. Goddard marched
-at the head of them down the hill. Lord Manton and Jimmy O'Loughlin
-followed. The ladies, led by Miss Blow, also followed. At the gate of
-Rosivera, Mr. Goddard halted his party. He ordered the police to remain
-outside the gate. He invited Lord Manton to accompany him to the house.
-Then with a glance at the ladies he told one of the sergeants not to
-allow any one else to pass the gate.
-
-Miss Blow reached the bottom of the hill and prepared to follow Mr.
-Goddard along the avenue. She was stopped by the sergeant. Suspecting
-some trick to be played on her at this last and critical moment, she
-suggested to Miss Farquharson that they should force their way through
-the cordon of police, by making, all four of them, a simultaneous rush.
-Miss Farquharson refused to do anything of the sort, and gave it as
-her opinion that Mrs. Sanders and Mrs. Dick would be quite useless in
-a hand-to-hand conflict. Miss Blow left her, walked a little way along
-the road, crossed a ditch, and began to climb the wall which enclosed
-the Rosivera grounds. The police eyed her doubtfully. They did not want
-to lay violent hands on Miss Blow. They excused themselves to their own
-consciences. Their orders were to prevent her passing through the gate.
-Mr. Goddard had said nothing about what was to be done if she climbed
-the wall.
-
-Mr. Goddard and Lord Manton surveyed the house. It looked peaceful, too
-peaceful. There was no sign of its being inhabited.
-
-"Are you sure," said Mr. Goddard, "that there's anybody here?"
-
-"I'm not sure," said Lord Manton. "I only know that I let the house to
-the man Red. He may or may not be living in it. I never saw him."
-
-Mr. Goddard walked up to the door and knocked. There was no answer.
-He knocked again. Still there was no answer. He turned the handle and
-pushed. The door resisted his push. It was locked.
-
-"What shall we do now?" he said to Lord Manton.
-
-Then he caught sight of Miss Blow, who was crossing the gravel sweep.
-
-"Go back," he said; "go back at once. This is no place for ladies."
-
-"I won't go back," said Miss Blow. "If I did you'd not enter the house
-at all. You would come back in ten minutes and say you had searched it
-and that there was nobody inside."
-
-"My dear Miss Blow," said Lord Manton, "Mr. Goddard may perhaps
-deserve that, but surely I don't. Be just. Give me credit for common
-honesty."
-
-"I'm sorry I can't do that," said Miss Blow.
-
-"You might," said Lord Manton. "I gave you tea yesterday."
-
-"You can come with us if you like," said Mr. Goddard; "but how do you
-propose to get in? The door is locked."
-
-"The top of that is open," said Miss Blow, pointing with her finger to
-the window at the left side of the door, "so I suppose the bottom can
-be pushed up."
-
-Mr. Goddard felt like a burglar, which is an unpleasant sensation for a
-police officer, but one which he was getting gradually accustomed to.
-He had experienced it when he hid in the stable of Jimmy O'Loughlin's
-hotel and when he entered his own house by way of the back garden.
-He had experienced it when he drove out of Ballymoy in the early
-morning and when he tried to escape from Lord Manton's library. He
-had experienced it again when he concealed himself in the Clonmore
-post-office. He opened the window and climbed in. Miss Blow followed
-him. Lord Manton, moving rather stiffly, for he was not used to
-climbing, followed her. They stood together in the dining-room.
-
-"Dear me," said Lord Manton, "what a very remarkable taste Mr. Red has
-in wall decoration! Yellow dragons on a crimson ground! Did you ever
-see anything like that before, Miss Blow?"
-
-Miss Blow made no answer. She was opening the doors of the small
-cupboards in the sideboard, in the hope, perhaps, of discovering the
-mutilated remains of some of Mr. Red's victims. She found nothing but
-empty bottles and some wine-glasses.
-
-"Even the door," said Lord Manton, "has been painted, and there is a
-large yellow dragon on it, a mother dragon with several young ones.
-You'd better follow her, Goddard."
-
-He added this hurriedly, and obviously did not refer to the female
-dragon. Miss Blow had opened the door and passed through it into the
-hall.
-
-"The door opposite to you," said Lord Manton, "leads into the
-drawing-room."
-
-It did not look like a drawing-room when they entered it. A heavy deal
-table, like a carpenter's bench, stood in the middle of the floor, and
-on it were a number of curiously shaped metal flasks. There was a pile
-of long brass tubes in one corner of the room, which looked like empty
-cartridge cases, intended to contain ammunition for some very large
-gun. There were wooden shelves all round the walls stocked with thick
-glass bottles, such as are seen in chemists' shops, bottles with glass
-stoppers. In one corner the floor was charred, as if a fire had been
-lighted on it.
-
-"Nobody here," said Mr. Goddard, looking round.
-
-Lord Manton was staring curiously at the things about him. He picked up
-one of the brass tubes.
-
-"A.M.B.A.," he read. "What do you suppose that means, Miss Blow? Hullo!
-She's gone again. After her, Goddard! We can't allow her to escape.
-There may be an explosion at any moment. This place looks uncommonly
-explosive, and if she is shattered into little bits her father will
-hold us responsible."
-
-Miss Blow stood at the bottom of the stairs, listening intently.
-
-"I hear a noise in the upper story," she said. "The house isn't empty."
-
-Mr. Goddard and Lord Manton listened.
-
-"There is a noise," said Lord Manton. "Goddard, unsheathe your sword
-and proceed cautiously up the first flight of stairs. We will protect
-your rear."
-
-They reached the first floor of the house and the noise became much
-more plainly audible.
-
-"It sounds to me," said Lord Manton, "as if Mr. Red--the man Red, I
-mean--and his friends were having a hurdle race in the attics."
-
-"Go on," said Miss Blow.
-
-"Let us pause for a moment," said Lord Manton, "and consider the
-situation before we rush headlong into some unknown danger. I am
-inclined to think that several men are jumping hurdles, and from the
-occasional violence of the bumps I should say that one of them is a
-heavy man, much heavier than the others. Can you infer anything else
-from the noise we hear, Miss Blow? Or you, Goddard? Very well, if
-neither of you can, we may as well go on, bearing in mind that there
-are several men and that one of them is large."
-
-They climbed two more flights of stairs and reached the top story of
-the house. The noise sounded very loud. Guided by it they reached the
-door of a room at the end of the passage. Mr. Goddard knocked. There
-was no reply, but this did not surprise him, for the noise inside was
-so great as to drown the knock.
-
-"Go in," said Miss Blow.
-
-Mr. Goddard turned the handle. "The door is locked," he said.
-
-"The key is on the outside," said Miss Blow. "Turn it."
-
-"As landlord of the house," said Lord Manton, "allow me."
-
-He turned the key and flung open the door. Inside were Dr. O'Grady, Mr.
-Dick, Patsy Devlin, Sergeant Farrelly and Constable Cole. They were
-playing leapfrog. Mr. Sanders sat on a bed in the corner and watched
-them. Dr. O'Grady, executing a splendid bound over Sergeant Farrelly's
-broad back, landed on his feet opposite the door just as it opened.
-
-"Adeline Maud," he said, "I'm delighted to see you. Have you been here
-long? I hope you weren't kept waiting at the door."
-
-
-
-
-CHAPTER XXVI
-
-
-"Dear me!" said Lord Manton; "all our lost sheep found again. One, two,
-three, four, five, six. Yes, the whole six of you."
-
-"You're not dead," said Miss Blow, clutching at Dr. O'Grady's arm;
-"you're not dead then, after all."
-
-"My wife," said Mr. Dick, "my poor wife. Can any of you tell me----"
-
-"Sergeant Farrelly," said Mr. Goddard. "Will you kindly explain how it
-is that I find you here playing leapfrog with----"
-
-"I thought it was a hurdle race," said Lord Manton. "It sounded exactly
-like a hurdle race."
-
-Sergeant Farrelly drew himself up to attention.
-
-"In obedience to your orders, sir," he said, "Constable Cole and I
-proceeded to Rosivera on our bicycles, leaving Clonmore at a few
-minutes after twelve o'clock. Acting on instructions received, we rode
-as slowly as possible----"
-
-"You can leave out that part," said Mr. Goddard, with a glance at Miss
-Blow, "and go on."
-
-"We have been kidnapped and imprisoned here," said Mr. Sanders; "and I
-demand that the police shall instantly pursue----"
-
-"Lucius," said Miss Blow, "have you been imprisoned?"
-
-"Certainly not," said Dr. O'Grady; "we've been the guests of Mr. Red;
-haven't we, Patsy?"
-
-"We have, be damn!" said Patsy Devlin. "What was there to hinder us
-going off any time we wanted?"
-
-"I don't understand," said Miss Blow.
-
-"I demand----" said Mr. Sanders again.
-
-"We were prisoners," said Mr. Dick; "and I join with my friend Sanders
-in insisting that the men who captured us shall be brought to justice.
-I insist upon it for the sake of my poor wife----"
-
-"You shut up," said Dr. O'Grady. "If either you or that ass Sanders
-says another word, I'll tell how you came to be here."
-
-"I demand----" said Mr. Sanders.
-
-"Very well," said Dr. O'Grady. "Excuse me, Adeline Maud, but would you
-mind leaving the room for a moment? The story I have to tell is not
-exactly one for a lady to listen to."
-
-"If it's very improper," said Lord Manton, "perhaps I'd better go too.
-I was very carefully brought up when I was young."
-
-"It's simply this," said Dr. O'Grady, "that Mr. Dick was found by the
-Emperor bathing on the shore in company with----"
-
-"I wasn't," said Mr. Dick.
-
-"You may try to wriggle out of it now," said Dr. O'Grady; "but you
-told me at the time that you were, and the other fellow, who says he's
-a Member of Parliament, but looks like a commercial traveller, was
-mending a bicycle for a lady, who----"
-
-"If these stories," said Lord Manton, "are the sort which are likely to
-break up the happiness of two homes, I hope you won't tell them. Mrs.
-Dick and Mrs. Sanders are outside, as well as Miss Farquharson, who is
-an aunt."
-
-"I don't want to tell them," said Dr. O'Grady. "I'd much rather keep
-them to myself. But I won't have the Emperor pursued."
-
-"Sergeant," said Mr. Goddard, "proceed with your evidence, leaving out
-all the part about my orders."
-
-"Why?" said Miss Blow. "Are you ashamed of your orders? What were they?"
-
-"If you've anything to be ashamed of in the orders you gave, Goddard,"
-said Dr. O'Grady, "you'd better not have that story told either. I warn
-you fairly that if any attempt is made to molest the Emperor, I shall
-have those orders of yours, whatever they are, produced in court."
-
-"We might get on a little," said Lord Manton, "if some one would tell
-us who the Emperor is."
-
-"He's an anarchist," said Mr. Sanders.
-
-"An anti-military anarchist, a most dangerous man," added Mr. Dick.
-
-"I've warned you once already," said Dr. O'Grady, "what will happen if
-you persist in talking that way. Even supposing the poor old Emperor is
-all you say, isn't it a great deal better to blow up a few armies, than
-to go about the country deceiving innocent women when each of you has a
-wife at home? Patsy Devlin will bear me out in saying that the Emperor
-is a most respectable man, large-hearted, generous to a fault; a little
-eccentric, perhaps, but a thoroughly good sort."
-
-"Do explain," said Lord Manton, "who the Emperor is, and how you and
-Patsy Devlin and the Members of Parliament and the police all come to
-be here, playing leapfrog in an attic."
-
-"The Emperor," said Dr. O'Grady, "is Mr. Red. He sent for me to
-attend a servant of his who had unfortunately scorched the back of his
-legs while assisting in some scientific experiments in the Chamber of
-Research."
-
-"The drawing-room?" asked Lord Manton.
-
-"The room that used to be the drawing-room," said Dr. O'Grady. "I have
-been in attendance on the man ever since, earning a fee of five pounds
-a day. That doesn't look as if I was badly treated, does it; or as if I
-was kept here against my will? There's no other reason, so far, why the
-poor Emperor should be ruthlessly pursued, as these gentlemen suggest."
-
-"No," said Lord Manton. "So far his record is clear. Go on."
-
-"Patsy Devlin," said Dr. O'Grady, "came here to take refuge from the
-police. He hadn't done anything particularly wrong, nothing worse than
-usual; but some one had put out the absurd story that he had murdered
-me, and advised him to fly to America."
-
-"I'm afraid I was responsible for that," said Lord Manton. "I
-wanted----"
-
-"Very well," said Dr. O'Grady. "If the Emperor is pursued and caught,
-that story will come out too. You will have to explain in open court
-why you treated Patsy Devlin in such a way."
-
-"And why you treated me as you did," said Miss Blow.
-
-"And why you treated Adeline Maud as you did," said Dr. O'Grady. "I
-don't exactly know how you did treat her, but if you pursue the Emperor
-I'll insist on finding out."
-
-"I won't pursue him," said Lord Manton. "I promise not to. As a matter
-of fact, I don't want to pursue him in the least. He paid his rent in
-advance."
-
-"Patsy Devlin," said Dr. O'Grady, "was sheltered, lodged, and fed by
-the Emperor, and has no complaint whatever to make. Have you, Patsy?"
-
-"I have not. Only for him, they'd have had me hanged for murdering you,
-doctor; which is what I wouldn't do, and never thought of."
-
-"And you don't want to have the Emperor pursued?"
-
-"I do not," said Patsy.
-
-"We pass on," said Dr. O'Grady, "to the case of the two Members of
-Parliament--if they are Members of Parliament. I don't want to make
-myself unnecessarily unpleasant, especially as I understand that their
-wives, their real wives, are waiting for them----"
-
-"I protest----" said Mr. Dick.
-
-"I always told you, Goddard," said Lord Manton, "that there was
-something of this sort, something uncommonly fishy behind the
-disappearance of these two gentlemen. You'll recollect that. But I must
-say I didn't expect it to be as bad as this."
-
-"I protest----" said Mr. Dick and Mr. Sanders together.
-
-"I need say no more about them," said Dr. O'Grady. "The Emperor, out of
-sheer kindness of heart, saved them from what might have been a very
-ugly scandal. I don't want to drag the whole thing into the light of
-day; but if they insist upon the pursuit of the Emperor, I shall tell
-the truth so far as I know it, and the Emperor, when you catch him,
-will fill in the details."
-
-"There's nothing," said Mr. Dick, "absolutely nothing----"
-
-"There may be nothing," said Lord Manton; "but from the little I've
-heard I should say that Mrs. Dick will have a distinct grievance;
-and as for your aunt, Mr. Sanders--you know her better than I do, of
-course, but she doesn't strike me as the kind of lady who will treat
-the doctor's story as a mere trifle."
-
-"As to the police," said Dr. O'Grady, "I don't profess to explain
-exactly how they came here. Goddard seems to have given them some
-very peculiar orders, orders that won't bear repeating. I don't want
-to probe into the secrets of the force. I have a respect for Sergeant
-Farrelly; I used to have a respect for Goddard----"
-
-"You won't have any respect for him when you hear how he has treated
-me," said Miss Blow.
-
-"You hear that, Goddard?" said Dr. O'Grady. "Adeline Maud says you've
-been ill-treating her. That's a thing I can't and won't stand from any
-man living, and if you make the smallest attempt to annoy the Emperor
-in any way, I'll publish her story in the newspapers, and what's more,
-I'll hire the best barrister in Dublin to cross-examine you about the
-orders you gave to Sergeant Farrelly and Constable Cole."
-
-"What you suggest, then," said Lord Manton, "is to leave the whole
-matter wrapped in a decent obscurity--to let the dead past bury its
-dead. I quite agree. None of us want our share in the proceedings of
-the last few days made public. But will Miss Blow consent to allow the
-man Red--it's her phrase, doctor, not mine; so don't be angry with
-it--to allow the man Red to escape scot free? After all, it was she who
-urged us on to have him hanged."
-
-"Adeline Maud," said Dr. O'Grady, "has more sense than to quarrel with
-a man who has been paying me five pounds a day. He suggested four
-pounds at first; but he sprang it to a fiver the moment I made the
-suggestion."
-
-"Of course, if Miss Blow is satisfied----" said Lord Manton.
-
-"She is," said Dr. O'Grady. "Aren't you, Adeline Maud?"
-
-"Now that I know you're safe----" said Miss Blow.
-
-"In any case," said Dr. O'Grady, "your pursuit would be quite useless.
-The Emperor started at ten o'clock last night in his motor-car. It must
-be after twelve now, so he has fourteen hours' start of you. By the
-time you get back to Clonmore and send off telegrams----"
-
-"I shall insist," said Mr. Dick; "I shall never consent----"
-
-"You go out at once to your wife," said Dr. O'Grady. "Didn't you hear
-Lord Manton say that she is outside waiting for you? You've been
-swaggering about the way you loved her ever since I first met you
-walking about with nothing on you but your shirt. I don't believe you
-care a pin about her. If you did, you'd be with her now, relieving her
-anxiety, instead of standing about here talking like a born fool. As I
-was saying, Goddard, by the time you've sent off telegrams----"
-
-"I don't want to send off any more telegrams," said Mr. Goddard; "I had
-enough of that yesterday."
-
-"In any case," said Dr. O'Grady, "I don't think you'd catch him, when
-he'd have fifteen or sixteen hours' start of your telegrams. It was a
-good car, and I don't believe you so much as know the number of it."
-
-"The only thing that troubles me," said Mr. Goddard, "is the
-Inspector-General. He'll be in Clonmore by this time."
-
-"Is he mixed up in it?"
-
-"Yes," said Lord Manton. "He and the Lord Lieutenant, and the Chief
-Secretary, and the Prime Minister; though I'm not quite sure about the
-Prime Minister. It's a State affair. The whole Empire is on the tip-toe
-of excited expectation to find out what has happened."
-
-"All you can do," said Dr. O'Grady, "is to tell them the truth."
-
-"The truth?" said Lord Manton.
-
-"Yes; the simple truth, just as I've told it to you; doing your best,
-of course, to spare Mr. Sanders and Mr. Dick, especially Mr. Dick, on
-account of his poor wife."
-
-"I'm not sure," said Mr. Goddard, "that they'd believe--I mean to say,
-I'm not sure that I could venture to tell them the truth--that exact
-kind of truth, I mean."
-
-"If you don't care to tell it yourself," said Dr. O'Grady, "get Jimmy
-O'Loughlin to tell it for you. He'd do it; wouldn't he, Patsy?"
-
-"Be damn, but he would," said Patsy Devlin. "He'd tell it without as
-much as turning a hair, so soon as ever he knew what it was you wanted
-him to tell."
-
-
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