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+*** START OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK 44581 ***
+
+ [Illustration]
+
+ LONDON:
+ SIMPKIN, MARSHALL AND CO., LTD.
+
+
+
+
+ THE STONEGROUND
+ GHOST TALES
+
+ COMPILED FROM THE RECOLLECTIONS OF
+ THE REVEREND ROLAND BATCHEL,
+ VICAR OF THE PARISH.
+
+ BY
+
+ E. G. SWAIN
+
+ CAMBRIDGE:
+ W. HEFFER & SONS LTD.
+ 1912
+
+
+
+
+ TO
+
+ MONTAGUE RHODES JAMES
+
+ (LITT.D., HON. LITT.D. DUBLIN,
+ HON. LL.D. ST. ANDR., F.B.A., F.S.A., ETC.)
+ PROVOST OF KING'S COLLEGE, CAMBRIDGE,
+ FOR TWENTY PLEASANT YEARS MR. BATCHEL'S FRIEND,
+ AND THE INDULGENT PARENT OF SUCH TASTES
+ AS THESE PAGES INDICATE.
+
+
+
+
+CONTENTS
+
+
+ PAGE
+ I.--THE MAN WITH THE ROLLER 1
+
+ II.--BONE TO HIS BONE 19
+
+ III.--THE RICHPINS 35
+
+ IV.--THE EASTERN WINDOW 63
+
+ V.--LUBRIETTA 83
+
+ VI.--THE ROCKERY 103
+
+ VII.--THE INDIAN LAMP SHADE 123
+
+ VIII.--THE PLACE OF SAFETY 147
+
+ IX.--THE KIRK SPOOK 175
+
+
+
+
+I.
+
+THE MAN WITH THE ROLLER.
+
+
+On the edge of that vast tract of East Anglia, which retains its
+ancient name of the Fens, there may be found, by those who know where
+to seek it, a certain village called Stoneground. It was once a
+picturesque village. To-day it is not to be called either a village,
+or picturesque. Man dwells not in one "house of clay," but in two, and
+the material of the second is drawn from the earth upon which this and
+the neighbouring villages stood. The unlovely signs of the industry
+have changed the place alike in aspect and in population. Many who have
+seen the fossil skeletons of great saurians brought out of the clay
+in which they have lain from pre-historic times, have thought that
+the inhabitants of the place have not since changed for the better.
+The chief habitations, however, have their foundations not upon clay,
+but upon a bed of gravel which anciently gave to the place its name,
+and upon the highest part of this gravel stands, and has stood for
+many centuries, the Parish Church, dominating the landscape for miles
+around.
+
+Stoneground, however, is no longer the inaccessible village, which in
+the middle ages stood out above a waste of waters. Occasional floods
+serve to indicate what was once its ordinary outlook, but in more
+recent times the construction of roads and railways, and the drainage
+of the Fens, have given it freedom of communication with the world from
+which it was formerly isolated.
+
+The Vicarage of Stoneground stands hard by the Church, and is renowned
+for its spacious garden, part of which, and that (as might be expected)
+the part nearest the house, is of ancient date. To the original plot
+successive Vicars have added adjacent lands, so that the garden has
+gradually acquired the state in which it now appears.
+
+The Vicars have been many in number. Since Henry de Greville was
+instituted in the year 1140 there have been 30, all of whom have lived,
+and most of whom have died, in successive vicarage houses upon the
+present site.
+
+The present incumbent, Mr. Batchel, is a solitary man of somewhat
+studious habits, but is not too much enamoured of his solitude to
+receive visits, from time to time, from schoolboys and such. In the
+summer of the year 1906 he entertained two, who are the occasion of
+this narrative, though still unconscious of their part in it, for
+one of the two, celebrating his 15th birthday during his visit to
+Stoneground, was presented by Mr. Batchel with a new camera, with which
+he proceeded to photograph, with considerable skill, the surroundings
+of the house.
+
+One of these photographs Mr. Batchel thought particularly pleasing. It
+was a view of the house with the lawn in the foreground. A few small
+copies, such as the boy's camera was capable of producing, were sent
+to him by his young friend, some weeks after the visit, and again Mr.
+Batchel was so much pleased with the picture, that he begged for the
+negative, with the intention of having the view enlarged.
+
+The boy met the request with what seemed a needlessly modest plea.
+There were two negatives, he replied, but each of them had, in the same
+part of the picture, a small blur for which there was no accounting
+otherwise than by carelessness. His desire, therefore, was to discard
+these films, and to produce something more worthy of enlargement, upon
+a subsequent visit.
+
+Mr. Batchel, however, persisted in his request, and upon receipt of the
+negative, examined it with a lens. He was just able to detect the blur
+alluded to; an examination under a powerful glass, in fact revealed
+something more than he had at first detected. The blur was like the
+nucleus of a comet as one sees it represented in pictures, and seemed
+to be connected with a faint streak which extended across the negative.
+It was, however, so inconsiderable a defect that Mr. Batchel resolved
+to disregard it. He had a neighbour whose favourite pastime was
+photography, one who was notably skilled in everything that pertained
+to the art, and to him he sent the negative, with the request for an
+enlargement, reminding him of a long-standing promise to do any such
+service, when as had now happened, his friend might see fit to ask it.
+
+This neighbour who had acquired such skill in photography was one Mr.
+Groves, a young clergyman, residing in the Precincts of the Minster
+near at hand, which was visible from Mr. Batchel's garden. He lodged
+with a Mrs. Rumney, a superannuated servant of the Palace, and a
+strong-minded vigorous woman still, exactly such a one as Mr. Groves
+needed to have about him. For he was a constant trial to Mrs. Rumney,
+and but for the wholesome fear she begot in him, would have converted
+his rooms into a mere den. Her carpets and tablecloths were continually
+bespattered with chemicals; her chimney-piece ornaments had been
+unceremoniously stowed away and replaced by labelled bottles; even the
+bed of Mr. Groves was, by day, strewn with drying films and mounts, and
+her old and favourite cat had a bald patch on his flank, the result of
+a mishap with the pyrogallic acid.
+
+Mrs. Rumney's lodger, however, was a great favourite with her, as
+such helpless men are apt to be with motherly women, and she took no
+small pride in his work. A life-size portrait of herself, originally a
+peace-offering, hung in her parlour, and had long excited the envy of
+every friend who took tea with her.
+
+"Mr. Groves," she was wont to say, "is a nice gentleman, AND a
+gentleman; and chemical though he may be, I'd rather wait on him for
+nothing than what I would on anyone else for twice the money."
+
+Every new piece of photographic work was of interest to Mrs. Rumney,
+and she expected to be allowed both to admire and to criticise. The
+view of Stoneground Vicarage, therefore, was shown to her upon its
+arrival. "Well may it want enlarging," she remarked, "and it no
+bigger than a postage stamp; it looks more like a doll's house than a
+vicarage," and with this she went about her work, whilst Mr. Groves
+retired to his dark room with the film, to see what he could make of
+the task assigned to him.
+
+Two days later, after repeated visits to his dark room, he had made
+something considerable; and when Mrs. Rumney brought him his chop for
+luncheon, she was lost in admiration. A large but unfinished print
+stood upon his easel, and such a picture of Stoneground Vicarage was in
+the making as was calculated to delight both the young photographer and
+the Vicar.
+
+Mr. Groves spent only his mornings, as a rule, in photography. His
+afternoons he gave to pastoral work, and the work upon this enlargement
+was over for the day. It required little more than "touching up,"
+but it was this "touching up" which made the difference between
+the enlargements of Mr. Groves and those of other men. The print,
+therefore, was to be left upon the easel until the morrow, when it
+was to be finished. Mrs. Rumney and he, together, gave it an admiring
+inspection as she was carrying away the tray, and what they agreed in
+admiring most particularly was the smooth and open stretch of lawn,
+which made so excellent a foreground for the picture. "It looks," said
+Mrs. Rumney, who had once been young, "as if it was waiting for someone
+to come and dance on it."
+
+Mr. Groves left his lodgings--we must now be particular about the
+hours--at half-past two, with the intention of returning, as usual,
+at five. "As reg'lar as a clock," Mrs. Rumney was wont to say, "and a
+sight more reg'lar than some clocks I knows of."
+
+Upon this day he was, nevertheless, somewhat late, some visit had
+detained him unexpectedly, and it was a quarter-past five when he
+inserted his latch-key in Mrs. Rumney's door.
+
+Hardly had he entered, when his landlady, obviously awaiting him,
+appeared in the passage: her face, usually florid, was of the colour
+of parchment, and, breathing hurriedly and shortly, she pointed at the
+door of Mr. Groves' room.
+
+In some alarm at her condition, Mr. Groves hastily questioned her; all
+she could say was: "The photograph! the photograph!" Mr. Groves could
+only suppose that his enlargement had met with some mishap for which
+Mrs. Rumney was responsible. Perhaps she had allowed it to flutter into
+the fire. He turned towards his room in order to discover the worst,
+but at this Mrs. Rumney laid a trembling hand upon his arm, and held
+him back. "Don't go in," she said, "have your tea in the parlour."
+
+"Nonsense," said Mr. Groves, "if that is gone we can easily do another."
+
+"Gone," said his landlady, "I wish to Heaven it was."
+
+The ensuing conversation shall not detain us. It will suffice to say
+that after a considerable time Mr. Groves succeeded in quieting his
+landlady, so much so that she consented, still trembling violently, to
+enter the room with him. To speak truth, she was as much concerned for
+him as for herself, and she was not by nature a timid woman.
+
+The room, so far from disclosing to Mr. Groves any cause for
+excitement, appeared wholly unchanged. In its usual place stood every
+article of his stained and ill-used furniture, on the easel stood the
+photograph, precisely where he had left it; and except that his tea was
+not upon the table, everything was in its usual state and place.
+
+But Mrs. Rumney again became excited and tremulous, "It's there," she
+cried. "Look at the lawn."
+
+Mr. Groves stepped quickly forward and looked at the photograph. Then
+he turned as pale as Mrs. Rumney herself.
+
+There was a man, a man with an indescribably horrible suffering face,
+rolling the lawn with a large roller.
+
+Mr. Groves retreated in amazement to where Mrs. Rumney had remained
+standing. "Has anyone been in here?" he asked.
+
+"Not a soul," was the reply, "I came in to make up the fire, and
+turned to have another look at the picture, when I saw that dead-alive
+face at the edge. It gave me the creeps," she said, "particularly from
+not having noticed it before. If that's anyone in Stoneground, I said
+to myself, I wonder the Vicar has him in the garden with that awful
+face. It took that hold of me I thought I must come and look at it
+again, and at five o'clock I brought your tea in. And then I saw him
+moved along right in front, with a roller dragging behind him, like you
+see."
+
+Mr. Groves was greatly puzzled. Mrs. Rumney's story, of course, was
+incredible, but this strange evil-faced man had appeared in the
+photograph somehow. That he had not been there when the print was made
+was quite certain.
+
+The problem soon ceased to alarm Mr. Groves; in his mind it was
+investing itself with a scientific interest. He began to think of
+suspended chemical action, and other possible avenues of investigation.
+At Mrs. Rumney's urgent entreaty, however, he turned the photograph
+upon the easel, and with only its white back presented to the room, he
+sat down and ordered tea to be brought in.
+
+He did not look again at the picture. The face of the man had about it
+something unnaturally painful: he could remember, and still see, as
+it were, the drawn features, and the look of the man had unaccountably
+distressed him.
+
+He finished his slight meal, and having lit a pipe, began to brood over
+the scientific possibilities of the problem. Had any other photograph
+upon the original film become involved in the one he had enlarged? Had
+the image of any other face, distorted by the enlarging lens, become
+a part of this picture? For the space of two hours he debated this
+possibility, and that, only to reject them all. His optical knowledge
+told him that no conceivable accident could have brought into his
+picture a man with a roller. No negative of his had ever contained such
+a man; if it had, no natural causes would suffice to leave him, as it
+were, hovering about the apparatus.
+
+His repugnance to the actual thing had by this time lost its freshness,
+and he determined to end his scientific musings with another inspection
+of the object. So he approached the easel and turned the photograph
+round again. His horror returned, and with good cause. The man with
+the roller had now advanced to the middle of the lawn. The face was
+stricken still with the same indescribable look of suffering. The man
+seemed to be appealing to the spectator for some kind of help. Almost,
+he spoke.
+
+Mr. Groves was naturally reduced to a condition of extreme nervous
+excitement. Although not by nature what is called a nervous man, he
+trembled from head to foot. With a sudden effort, he turned away
+his head, took hold of the picture with his outstretched hand, and
+opening a drawer in his sideboard thrust the thing underneath a folded
+tablecloth which was lying there. Then he closed the drawer and took up
+an entertaining book to distract his thoughts from the whole matter.
+
+In this he succeeded very ill. Yet somehow the rest of the evening
+passed, and as it wore away, he lost something of his alarm. At ten
+o'clock, Mrs. Rumney, knocking and receiving answer twice, lest by any
+chance she should find herself alone in the room, brought in the cocoa
+usually taken by her lodger at that hour. A hasty glance at the easel
+showed her that it stood empty, and her face betrayed her relief. She
+made no comment, and Mr. Groves invited none.
+
+The latter, however, could not make up his mind to go to bed. The face
+he had seen was taking firm hold upon his imagination, and seemed to
+fascinate him and repel him at the same time. Before long, he found
+himself wholly unable to resist the impulse to look at it once more.
+He took it again, with some indecision, from the drawer and laid it
+under the lamp.
+
+The man with the roller had now passed completely over the lawn, and
+was near the left of the picture.
+
+The shock to Mr. Groves was again considerable. He stood facing the
+fire, trembling with excitement which refused to be suppressed. In
+this state his eye lighted upon the calendar hanging before him, and
+it furnished him with some distraction. The next day was his mother's
+birthday. Never did he omit to write a letter which should lie upon
+her breakfast-table, and the pre-occupation of this evening had
+made him wholly forgetful of the matter. There was a collection of
+letters, however, from the pillar-box near at hand, at a quarter before
+midnight, so he turned to his desk, wrote a letter which would at least
+serve to convey his affectionate greetings, and having written it, went
+out into the night and posted it.
+
+The clocks were striking midnight as he returned to his room. We may be
+sure that he did not resist the desire to glance at the photograph he
+had left on his table. But the results of that glance, he, at any rate,
+had not anticipated. The man with the roller had disappeared. The lawn
+lay as smooth and clear as at first, "looking," as Mrs. Rumney had
+said, "as if it was waiting for someone to come and dance on it."
+
+The photograph, after this, remained a photograph and nothing more. Mr.
+Groves would have liked to persuade himself that it had never undergone
+these changes which he had witnessed, and which we have endeavoured to
+describe, but his sense of their reality was too insistent. He kept
+the print lying for a week upon his easel. Mrs. Rumney, although she
+had ceased to dread it, was obviously relieved at its disappearance,
+when it was carried to Stoneground to be delivered to Mr. Batchel.
+Mr. Groves said nothing of the man with the roller, but gave the
+enlargement, without comment, into his friend's hands. The work of
+enlargement had been skilfully done, and was deservedly praised.
+
+Mr. Groves, making some modest disclaimer, observed that the view, with
+its spacious foreground of lawn, was such as could not have failed to
+enlarge well. And this lawn, he added, as they sat looking out of the
+Vicar's study, looks as well from within your house as from without.
+It must give you a sense of responsibility, he added, reflectively, to
+be sitting where your predecessors have sat for so many centuries and
+to be continuing their peaceful work. The mere presence before your
+window, of the turf upon which good men have walked, is an inspiration.
+
+The Vicar made no reply to these somewhat sententious remarks. For
+a moment he seemed as if he would speak some words of conventional
+assent. Then he abruptly left the room, to return in a few minutes with
+a parchment book.
+
+"Your remark, Groves," he said as he seated himself again, "recalled to
+me a curious bit of history: I went up to the old library to get the
+book. This is the journal of William Longue who was Vicar here up to
+the year 1602. What you said about the lawn will give you an interest
+in a certain portion of the journal. I will read it."
+
+ Aug. 1, 1600.--I am now returned in haste from a journey to
+ Brightelmstone whither I had gone with full intention to
+ remain about the space of two months. Master Josiah Wilburton,
+ of my dear College of Emmanuel, having consented to assume
+ the charge of my parish of Stoneground in the meantime. But
+ I had intelligence, after 12 days' absence, by a messenger
+ from the Churchwardens, that Master Wilburton had disappeared
+ last Monday sennight, and had been no more seen. So here I am
+ again in my study to the entire frustration of my plans, and
+ can do nothing in my perplexity but sit and look out from my
+ window, before which Andrew Birch rolleth the grass with much
+ persistence. Andrew passeth so many times over the same place
+ with his roller that I have just now stepped without to demand
+ why he so wasteth his labour, and upon this he hath pointed out
+ a place which is not levelled, and hath continued his rolling.
+
+
+ Aug. 2.--There is a change in Andrew Birch since my absence, who
+ hath indeed the aspect of one in great depression, which is
+ noteworthy of so chearful a man. He haply shares our common
+ trouble in respect of Master Wilburton, of whom we remain
+ without tidings. Having made part of a sermon upon the seventh
+ Chapter of the former Epistle of St. Paul to the Corinthians
+ and the 27th verse, I found Andrew again at his task, and bade
+ him desist and saddle my horse, being minded to ride forth and
+ take counsel with my good friend John Palmer at the Deanery,
+ who bore Master Wilburton great affection.
+
+
+ Aug. 2 continued.--Dire news awaiteth me upon my return. The
+ Sheriff's men have disinterred the body of poor Master W. from
+ beneath the grass Andrew was rolling, and have arrested him on
+ the charge of being his cause of death.
+
+
+ Aug. 10--Alas! Andrew Birch hath been hanged, the Justice having
+ mercifully ordered that he should hang by the neck until he
+ should be dead, and not sooner molested. May the Lord have
+ mercy on his soul. He made full confession before me, that he
+ had slain Master Wilburton in heat upon his threatening to
+ make me privy to certain peculation of which I should not have
+ suspected so old a servant. The poor man bemoaned his evil
+ temper in great contrition, and beat his breast, saying that
+ he knew himself doomed for ever to roll the grass in the place
+ where he had tried to conceal his wicked fact.
+
+"Thank you," said Mr. Groves. "Has that little negative got the date
+upon it?" "Yes," replied Mr. Batchel, as he examined it with his glass.
+The boy has marked it August 10. The Vicar seemed not to remark the
+coincidence with the date of Birch's execution. Needless to say that it
+did not escape Mr. Groves. But he kept silence about the man with the
+roller, who has been no more seen to this day.
+
+Doubtless there is more in our photography than we yet know of. The
+camera sees more than the eye, and chemicals in a freshly prepared and
+active state, have a power which they afterwards lose. Our units of
+time, adopted for the convenience of persons dealing with the ordinary
+movements of material objects, are of course conventional. Those who
+turn the instruments of science upon nature will always be in danger of
+seeing more than they looked for. There is such a disaster as that of
+knowing too much, and at some time or another it may overtake each of
+us. May we then be as wise as Mr. Groves in our reticence, if our turn
+should come.
+
+
+
+
+II.
+
+BONE TO HIS BONE.
+
+
+William Whitehead, Fellow of Emmanuel College, in the University of
+Cambridge, became Vicar of Stoneground in the year 1731. The annals
+of his incumbency were doubtless short and simple: they have not
+survived. In his day were no newspapers to collect gossip, no Parish
+Magazines to record the simple events of parochial life. One event,
+however, of greater moment then than now, is recorded in two places.
+Vicar Whitehead failed in health after 23 years of work, and journeyed
+to Bath in what his monument calls "the vain hope of being restored."
+The duration of his visit is unknown; it is reasonable to suppose that
+he made his journey in the summer, it is certain that by the month of
+November his physician told him to lay aside all hope of recovery.
+
+Then it was that the thoughts of the patient turned to the comfortable
+straggling vicarage he had left at Stoneground, in which he had hoped
+to end his days. He prayed that his successor might be as happy there
+as he had been himself. Setting his affairs in order, as became one
+who had but a short time to live, he executed a will, bequeathing
+to the Vicars of Stoneground, for ever, the close of ground he had
+recently purchased because it lay next the vicarage garden. And by a
+codicil, he added to the bequest his library of books. Within a few
+days, William Whitehead was gathered to his fathers.
+
+A mural tablet in the north aisle of the church, records, in Latin, his
+services and his bequests, his two marriages, and his fruitless journey
+to Bath. The house he loved, but never again saw, was taken down 40
+years later, and re-built by Vicar James Devie. The garden, with Vicar
+Whitehead's "close of ground" and other adjacent lands, was opened out
+and planted, somewhat before 1850, by Vicar Robert Towerson. The aspect
+of everything has changed. But in a convenient chamber on the first
+floor of the present vicarage the library of Vicar Whitehead stands
+very much as he used it and loved it, and as he bequeathed it to his
+successors "for ever."
+
+The books there are arranged as he arranged and ticketed them. Little
+slips of paper, sometimes bearing interesting fragments of writing,
+still mark his places. His marginal comments still give life to pages
+from which all other interest has faded, and he would have but a dull
+imagination who could sit in the chamber amidst these books without
+ever being carried back 180 years into the past, to the time when the
+newest of them left the printer's hands.
+
+Of those into whose possession the books have come, some have doubtless
+loved them more, and some less; some, perhaps, have left them severely
+alone. But neither those who loved them, nor those who loved them not,
+have lost them, and they passed, some century and a half after William
+Whitehead's death, into the hands of Mr. Batchel, who loved them as a
+father loves his children. He lived alone, and had few domestic cares
+to distract his mind. He was able, therefore, to enjoy to the full what
+Vicar Whitehead had enjoyed so long before him. During many a long
+summer evening would he sit poring over long-forgotten books; and since
+the chamber, otherwise called the library, faced the south, he could
+also spend sunny winter mornings there without discomfort. Writing at
+a small table, or reading as he stood at a tall desk, he would browse
+amongst the books like an ox in a pleasant pasture.
+
+There were other times also, at which Mr. Batchel would use the books.
+Not being a sound sleeper (for book-loving men seldom are), he elected
+to use as a bedroom one of the two chambers which opened at either
+side into the library. The arrangement enabled him to beguile many a
+sleepless hour amongst the books, and in view of these nocturnal visits
+he kept a candle standing in a sconce above the desk, and matches
+always ready to his hand.
+
+There was one disadvantage in this close proximity of his bed to the
+library. Owing, apparently, to some defect in the fittings of the room,
+which, having no mechanical tastes, Mr. Batchel had never investigated,
+there could be heard, in the stillness of the night, exactly such
+sounds as might arise from a person moving about amongst the books.
+Visitors using the other adjacent room would often remark at breakfast,
+that they had heard their host in the library at one or two o'clock in
+the morning, when, in fact, he had not left his bed. Invariably Mr.
+Batchel allowed them to suppose that he had been where they thought
+him. He disliked idle controversy, and was unwilling to afford an
+opening for supernatural talk. Knowing well enough the sounds by which
+his guests had been deceived, he wanted no other explanation of them
+than his own, though it was of too vague a character to count as an
+explanation. He conjectured that the window-sashes, or the doors, or
+"something," were defective, and was too phlegmatic and too unpractical
+to make any investigation. The matter gave him no concern.
+
+Persons whose sleep is uncertain are apt to have their worst nights
+when they would like their best. The consciousness of a special need
+for rest seems to bring enough mental disturbance to forbid it. So on
+Christmas Eve, in the year 1907, Mr. Batchel, who would have liked to
+sleep well, in view of the labours of Christmas Day, lay hopelessly
+wide awake. He exhausted all the known devices for courting sleep,
+and, at the end, found himself wider awake than ever. A brilliant moon
+shone into his room, for he hated window-blinds. There was a light
+wind blowing, and the sounds in the library were more than usually
+suggestive of a person moving about. He almost determined to have the
+sashes "seen to," although he could seldom be induced to have anything
+"seen to." He disliked changes, even for the better, and would submit
+to great inconvenience rather than have things altered with which he
+had become familiar.
+
+As he revolved these matters in his mind, he heard the clocks strike
+the hour of midnight, and having now lost all hope of falling asleep,
+he rose from his bed, got into a large dressing gown which hung in
+readiness for such occasions, and passed into the library, with the
+intention of reading himself sleepy, if he could.
+
+The moon, by this time, had passed out of the south, and the library
+seemed all the darker by contrast with the moonlit chamber he had
+left. He could see nothing but two blue-grey rectangles formed by the
+windows against the sky, the furniture of the room being altogether
+invisible. Groping along to where the table stood, Mr. Batchel felt
+over its surface for the matches which usually lay there; he found,
+however, that the table was cleared of everything. He raised his right
+hand, therefore, in order to feel his way to a shelf where the matches
+were sometimes mislaid, and at that moment, whilst his hand was in
+mid-air, the matchbox was gently put into it!
+
+Such an incident could hardly fail to disturb even a phlegmatic person,
+and Mr. Batchel cried "Who's this?" somewhat nervously. There was no
+answer. He struck a match, looked hastily round the room, and found
+it empty, as usual. There was everything, that is to say, that he was
+accustomed to see, but no other person than himself.
+
+It is not quite accurate, however, to say that everything was in
+its usual state. Upon the tall desk lay a quarto volume that he had
+certainly not placed there. It was his quite invariable practice to
+replace his books upon the shelves after using them, and what we may
+call his library habits were precise and methodical. A book out of
+place like this, was not only an offence against good order, but a
+sign that his privacy had been intruded upon. With some surprise,
+therefore, he lit the candle standing ready in the sconce, and
+proceeded to examine the book, not sorry, in the disturbed condition in
+which he was, to have an occupation found for him.
+
+The book proved to be one with which he was unfamiliar, and this made
+it certain that some other hand than his had removed it from its place.
+Its title was "The Compleat Gard'ner" of M. de la Quintinye made
+English by John Evelyn Esquire. It was not a work in which Mr. Batchel
+felt any great interest. It consisted of divers reflections on various
+parts of husbandry, doubtless entertaining enough, but too deliberate
+and discursive for practical purposes. He had certainly never used the
+book, and growing restless now in mind, said to himself that some boy
+having the freedom of the house, had taken it down from its place in
+the hope of finding pictures.
+
+But even whilst he made this explanation he felt its weakness. To begin
+with, the desk was too high for a boy. The improbability that any boy
+would place a book there was equalled by the improbability that he
+would leave it there. To discover its uninviting character would be
+the work only of a moment, and no boy would have brought it so far from
+its shelf.
+
+Mr. Batchel had, however, come to read, and habit was too strong
+with him to be wholly set aside. Leaving "The Compleat Gard'ner" on
+the desk, he turned round to the shelves to find some more congenial
+reading.
+
+Hardly had he done this when he was startled by a sharp rap upon the
+desk behind him, followed by a rustling of paper. He turned quickly
+about and saw the quarto lying open. In obedience to the instinct of
+the moment, he at once sought a natural cause for what he saw. Only a
+wind, and that of the strongest, could have opened the book, and laid
+back its heavy cover; and though he accepted, for a brief moment, that
+explanation, he was too candid to retain it longer. The wind out of
+doors was very light. The window sash was closed and latched, and, to
+decide the matter finally, the book had its back, and not its edges,
+turned towards the only quarter from which a wind could strike.
+
+Mr. Batchel approached the desk again and stood over the book. With
+increasing perturbation of mind (for he still thought of the matchbox)
+he looked upon the open page. Without much reason beyond that he felt
+constrained to do something, he read the words of the half completed
+sentence at the turn of the page--
+
+ "at dead of night he left the house and passed into the
+ solitude of the garden."
+
+But he read no more, nor did he give himself the trouble of discovering
+whose midnight wandering was being described, although the habit was
+singularly like one of his own. He was in no condition for reading,
+and turning his back upon the volume he slowly paced the length of the
+chamber, "wondering at that which had come to pass."
+
+He reached the opposite end of the chamber and was in the act of
+turning, when again he heard the rustling of paper, and by the time he
+had faced round, saw the leaves of the book again turning over. In a
+moment the volume lay at rest, open in another place, and there was no
+further movement as he approached it. To make sure that he had not been
+deceived, he read again the words as they entered the page. The author
+was following a not uncommon practise of the time, and throwing common
+speech into forms suggested by Holy Writ: "So dig," it said, "that ye
+may obtain."
+
+This passage, which to Mr. Batchel seemed reprehensible in its levity,
+excited at once his interest and his disapproval. He was prepared to
+read more, but this time was not allowed. Before his eye could pass
+beyond the passage already cited, the leaves of the book slowly turned
+again, and presented but a termination of five words and a colophon.
+
+The words were, "to the North, an Ilex." These three passages, in which
+he saw no meaning and no connection, began to entangle themselves
+together in Mr. Batchel's mind. He found himself repeating them in
+different orders, now beginning with one, and now with another. Any
+further attempt at reading he felt to be impossible, and he was in
+no mind for any more experiences of the unaccountable. Sleep was, of
+course, further from him than ever, if that were conceivable. What he
+did, therefore, was to blow out the candle, to return to his moonlit
+bedroom, and put on more clothing, and then to pass downstairs with the
+object of going out of doors.
+
+It was not unusual with Mr. Batchel to walk about his garden at
+night-time. This form of exercise had often, after a wakeful hour,
+sent him back to his bed refreshed and ready for sleep. The convenient
+access to the garden at such times lay through his study, whose French
+windows opened on to a short flight of steps, and upon these he now
+paused for a moment to admire the snow-like appearance of the lawns,
+bathed as they were in the moonlight. As he paused, he heard the city
+clocks strike the half-hour after midnight, and he could not forbear
+repeating aloud
+
+ "At dead of night he left the house, and passed into the
+ solitude of the garden."
+
+It was solitary enough. At intervals the screech of an owl, and now and
+then the noise of a train, seemed to emphasise the solitude by drawing
+attention to it and then leaving it in possession of the night. Mr.
+Batchel found himself wondering and conjecturing what Vicar Whitehead,
+who had acquired the close of land to secure quiet and privacy for
+garden, would have thought of the railways to the west and north. He
+turned his face northwards, whence a whistle had just sounded, and saw
+a tree beautifully outlined against the sky. His breath caught at the
+sight. Not because the tree was unfamiliar. Mr. Batchel knew all his
+trees. But what he had seen was "to the north, an Ilex."
+
+Mr. Batchel knew not what to make of it all. He had walked into the
+garden hundreds of times and as often seen the Ilex, but the words out
+of the "Compleat Gard'ner" seemed to be pursuing him in a way that made
+him almost afraid. His temperament, however, as has been said already,
+was phlegmatic. It was commonly said, and Mr. Batchel approved the
+verdict, whilst he condemned its inexactness, that "his nerves were
+made of fiddle-string," so he braced himself afresh and set upon his
+walk round the silent garden, which he was accustomed to begin in a
+northerly direction, and was now too proud to change. He usually passed
+the Ilex at the beginning of his perambulation, and so would pass it
+now.
+
+He did not pass it. A small discovery, as he reached it, annoyed and
+disturbed him. His gardener, as careful and punctilious as himself,
+never failed to house all his tools at the end of a day's work. Yet
+there, under the Ilex, standing upright in moonlight brilliant enough
+to cast a shadow of it, was a spade.
+
+Mr. Batchel's second thought was one of relief. After his extraordinary
+experiences in the library (he hardly knew now whether they had been
+real or not) something quite commonplace would act sedatively, and he
+determined to carry the spade to the tool-house.
+
+The soil was quite dry, and the surface even a little frozen, so Mr.
+Batchel left the path, walked up to the spade, and would have drawn it
+towards him. But it was as if he had made the attempt upon the trunk
+of the Ilex itself. The spade would not be moved. Then, first with one
+hand, and then with both, he tried to raise it, and still it stood
+firm. Mr. Batchel, of course, attributed this to the frost, slight
+as it was. Wondering at the spade's being there, and annoyed at its
+being frozen, he was about to leave it and continue his walk, when
+the remaining words of the "Compleat Gard'ner" seemed rather to utter
+themselves, than to await his will--
+
+ "So dig, that ye may obtain."
+
+Mr. Batchel's power of independent action now deserted him. He took the
+spade, which no longer resisted, and began to dig. "Five spadefuls and
+no more," he said aloud. "This is all foolishness."
+
+Four spadefuls of earth he then raised and spread out before him in the
+moonlight. There was nothing unusual to be seen. Nor did Mr. Batchel
+decide what he would look for, whether coins, jewels, documents in
+canisters, or weapons. In point of fact, he dug against what he deemed
+his better judgment, and expected nothing. He spread before him the
+fifth and last spadeful of earth, not quite without result, but with
+no result that was at all sensational. The earth contained a bone. Mr.
+Batchel's knowledge of anatomy was sufficient to show him that it was
+a human bone. He identified it, even by moonlight, as the _radius_, a
+bone of the forearm, as he removed the earth from it, with his thumb.
+
+Such a discovery might be thought worthy of more than the very
+ordinary interest Mr. Batchel showed. As a matter of fact, the presence
+of a human bone was easily to be accounted for. Recent excavations
+within the church had caused the upturning of numberless bones, which
+had been collected and reverently buried. But an earth-stained bone is
+also easily overlooked, and this _radius_ had obviously found its way
+into the garden with some of the earth brought out of the church.
+
+Mr. Batchel was glad, rather than regretful at this termination to
+his adventure. He was once more provided with something to do. The
+re-interment of such bones as this had been his constant care, and he
+decided at once to restore the bone to consecrated earth. The time
+seemed opportune. The eyes of the curious were closed in sleep, he
+himself was still alert and wakeful. The spade remained by his side
+and the bone in his hand. So he betook himself, there and then, to the
+churchyard. By the still generous light of the moon, he found a place
+where the earth yielded to his spade, and within a few minutes the bone
+was laid decently to earth, some 18 inches deep.
+
+The city clocks struck one as he finished. The whole world seemed
+asleep, and Mr. Batchel slowly returned to the garden with his spade.
+As he hung it in its accustomed place he felt stealing over him the
+welcome desire to sleep. He walked quietly on to the house and ascended
+to his room. It was now dark: the moon had passed on and left the room
+in shadow. He lit a candle, and before undressing passed into the
+library. He had an irresistible curiosity to see the passages in John
+Evelyn's book which had so strangely adapted themselves to the events
+of the past hour.
+
+In the library a last surprise awaited him. The desk upon which the
+book had lain was empty. "The Compleat Gard'ner" stood in its place
+on the shelf. And then Mr. Batchel knew that he had handled a bone of
+William Whitehead, and that in response to his own entreaty.
+
+
+
+
+III.
+
+THE RICHPINS.
+
+
+Something of the general character of Stoneground and its people has
+been indicated by stray allusions in the preceding narratives. We must
+here add that of its present population only a small part is native,
+the remainder having been attracted during the recent prosperous days
+of brickmaking, from the nearer parts of East Anglia and the Midlands.
+The visitor to Stoneground now finds little more than the signs of
+an unlovely industry, and of the hasty and inadequate housing of the
+people it has drawn together. Nothing in the place pleases him more
+than the excellent train-service which makes it easy to get away. He
+seldom desires a long acquaintance either with Stoneground or its
+people.
+
+The impression so made upon the average visitor is, however, unjust, as
+first impressions often are. The few who have made further acquaintance
+with Stoneground have soon learned to distinguish between the permanent
+and the accidental features of the place, and have been astonished by
+nothing so much as by the unexpected evidence of French influence.
+Amongst the household treasures of the old inhabitants are invariably
+found French knick-knacks: there are pieces of French furniture in what
+is called "the room" of many houses. A certain ten-acre field is called
+the "Frenchman's meadow." Upon the voters' lists hanging at the church
+door are to be found French names, often corrupted; and boys who run
+about the streets can be heard shrieking to each other such names as
+Bunnum, Dangibow, Planchey, and so on.
+
+Mr. Batchel himself is possessed of many curious little articles of
+French handiwork--boxes deftly covered with split straws, arranged
+ingeniously in patterns; models of the guillotine, built of carved
+meat-bones, and various other pieces of handiwork, amongst them an
+accurate road-map of the country between Stoneground and Yarmouth,
+drawn upon a fly-leaf torn from some book, and bearing upon the other
+side the name of Jules Richepin. The latter had been picked up,
+according to a pencilled-note written across one corner, by a shepherd,
+in the year 1811.
+
+The explanation of this French influence is simple enough. Within five
+miles of Stoneground a large barracks had been erected for the custody
+of French prisoners during the war with Bonaparte. Many thousands were
+confined there during the years 1808-14. The prisoners were allowed
+to sell what articles they could make in the barracks; and many of
+them, upon their release, settled in the neighbourhood, where their
+descendants remain. There is little curiosity amongst these descendants
+about their origin. The events of a century ago seem to them as remote
+as the Deluge, and as immaterial. To Thomas Richpin, a weakly man who
+blew the organ in church, Mr. Batchel shewed the map. Richpin, with a
+broad, black-haired skull and a narrow chin which grew a little pointed
+beard, had always a foreign look about him: Mr. Batchel thought it more
+than possible that he might be descended from the owner of the book,
+and told him as much upon shewing him the fly-leaf. Thomas, however,
+was content to observe that "his name hadn't got no E," and shewed no
+further interest in the matter. His interest in it, before we have done
+with him, will have become very large.
+
+For the growing boys of Stoneground, with whom he was on generally
+friendly terms, Mr. Batchel formed certain clubs to provide them with
+occupation on winter evenings; and in these clubs, in the interests
+of peace and good-order, he spent a great deal of time. Sitting one
+December evening, in a large circle of boys who preferred the warmth
+of the fire to the more temperate atmosphere of the tables, he found
+Thomas Richpin the sole topic of conversation.
+
+"We seen Mr. Richpin in Frenchman's Meadow last night," said one.
+
+"What time?" said Mr. Batchel, whose function it was to act as a sort
+of fly-wheel, and to carry the conversation over dead points. He had
+received the information with some little surprise, because Frenchman's
+Meadow was an unusual place for Richpin to have been in, but his
+question had no further object than to encourage talk.
+
+"Half-past nine," was the reply.
+
+This made the question much more interesting. Mr. Batchel, on the
+preceding evening, had taken advantage of a warmed church to practise
+upon the organ. He had played it from nine o'clock until ten, and
+Richpin had been all that time at the bellows.
+
+"Are you sure it was half-past nine?" he asked.
+
+"Yes," (we reproduce the answer exactly), "we come out o' night-school
+at quarter-past, and we was all goin' to the Wash to look if it was
+friz."
+
+"And you saw Mr. Richpin in Frenchman's Meadow?" said Mr. Batchel.
+
+"Yes. He was looking for something on the ground," added another boy.
+
+"And his trousers was tore," said a third.
+
+The story was clearly destined to stand in no need of corroboration.
+
+"Did Mr. Richpin speak to you?" enquired Mr. Batchel.
+
+"No, we run away afore he come to us," was the answer.
+
+"Why?"
+
+"Because we was frit."
+
+"What frightened you?"
+
+"Jim Lallement hauled a flint at him and hit him in the face, and he
+didn't take no notice, so we run away."
+
+"Why?" repeated Mr. Batchel.
+
+"Because he never hollered nor looked at us, and it made us feel so
+funny."
+
+"Did you go straight down to the Wash?"
+
+They had all done so.
+
+"What time was it when you reached home?"
+
+They had all been at home by ten, before Richpin had left the church.
+
+"Why do they call it Frenchman's Meadow?" asked another boy, evidently
+anxious to change the subject.
+
+Mr. Batchel replied that the meadow had probably belonged to a
+Frenchman whose name was not easy to say, and the conversation after
+this was soon in another channel. But, furnished as he was with an
+unmistakeable _alibi_, the story about Richpin and the torn trousers,
+and the flint, greatly puzzled him.
+
+"Go straight home," he said, as the boys at last bade him good-night,
+"and let us have no more stone-throwing." They were reckless boys, and
+Richpin, who used little discretion in reporting their misdemeanours
+about the church, seemed to Mr. Batchel to stand in real danger.
+
+Frenchman's Meadow provided ten acres of excellent pasture, and the
+owners of two or three hard-worked horses were glad to pay three
+shillings a week for the privilege of turning them into it. One of
+these men came to Mr. Batchel on the morning which followed the
+conversation at the club.
+
+"I'm in a bit of a quandary about Tom Richpin," he began.
+
+This was an opening that did not fail to command Mr. Batchel's
+attention. "What is it?" he said.
+
+"I had my mare in Frenchman's Meadow," replied the man, "and Sam Bower
+come and told me last night as he heard her gallopin' about when he was
+walking this side the hedge."
+
+"But what about Richpin?" said Mr. Batchel.
+
+"Let me come to it," said the other. "My mare hasn't got no wind to
+gallop, so I up and went to see to her, and there she was sure enough,
+like a wild thing, and Tom Richpin walking across the meadow."
+
+"Was he chasing her?" asked Mr. Batchel, who felt the absurdity of the
+question as he put it.
+
+"He was not," said the man, "but what he could have been doin' to put
+the mare into that state, I can't think."
+
+"What was he doing when you saw him?" asked Mr. Batchel.
+
+"He was walking along looking for something he'd dropped, with his
+trousers all tore to ribbons, and while I was catchin' the mare, he
+made off."
+
+"He was easy enough to find, I suppose?" said Mr. Batchel.
+
+"That's the quandary I was put in," said the man. "I took the mare home
+and gave her to my lad, and straight I went to Richpin's, and found Tom
+havin' his supper, with his trousers as good as new."
+
+"You'd made a mistake," said Mr. Batchel.
+
+"But how come the mare to make it too?" said the other.
+
+"What did you say to Richpin?" asked Mr. Batchel.
+
+"Tom," I says, "when did you come in? 'Six o'clock,' he says, 'I bin
+mendin' my boots'; and there, sure enough, was the hobbin' iron by his
+chair, and him in his stockin'-feet. I don't know what to do."
+
+"Give the mare a rest," said Mr. Batchel, "and say no more about it."
+
+"I don't want to harm a pore creature like Richpin," said the man,
+"but a mare's a mare, especially where there's a family to bring
+up." The man consented, however, to abide by Mr. Batchel's advice,
+and the interview ended. The evenings just then were light, and both
+the man and his mare had seen something for which Mr. Batchel could
+not, at present, account. The worst way, however, of arriving at an
+explanation is to guess it. He was far too wise to let himself wander
+into the pleasant fields of conjecture, and had determined, even before
+the story of the mare had finished, upon the more prosaic path of
+investigation.
+
+Mr. Batchel, either from strength or indolence of mind, as the reader
+may be pleased to determine, did not allow matters even of this
+exciting kind, to disturb his daily round of duty. He was beginning
+to fear, after what he had heard of the Frenchman's Meadow, that he
+might find it necessary to preach a plain sermon upon the Witch of
+Endor, for he foresaw that there would soon be some ghostly talk in
+circulation. In small communities, like that of Stoneground, such talk
+arises upon very slight provocation, and here was nothing at all to
+check it. Richpin was a weak and timid man, whom no one would suspect,
+whilst an alternative remained open, of wandering about in the dark;
+and Mr. Batchel knew that the alternative of an apparition, if once
+suggested, would meet with general acceptance, and this he wished, at
+all costs, to avoid. His own view of the matter he held in reserve, for
+the reasons already stated, but he could not help suspecting that there
+might be a better explanation of the name "Frenchman's Meadow" than he
+had given to the boys at their club.
+
+Afternoons, with Mr. Batchel, were always spent in making pastoral
+visits, and upon the day our story has reached he determined to include
+amongst them a call upon Richpin, and to submit him to a cautious
+cross-examination. It was evident that at least four persons, all
+perfectly familiar with his appearance, were under the impression that
+they had seen him in the meadow, and his own statement upon the matter
+would be at least worth hearing.
+
+Richpin's home, however, was not the first one visited by Mr. Batchel
+on that afternoon. His friendly relations with the boys has already
+been mentioned, and it may now be added that this friendship was but
+part of a generally keen sympathy with young people of all ages, and of
+both sexes. Parents knew much less than he did of the love affairs of
+their young people; and if he was not actually guilty of match-making,
+he was at least a very sympathetic observer of the process. When lovers
+had their little differences, or even their greater ones, it was Mr.
+Batchel, in most cases, who adjusted them, and who suffered, if he
+failed, hardly less than the lovers themselves.
+
+It was a negotiation of this kind which, on this particular day, had
+given precedence to another visit, and left Richpin until the later
+part of the afternoon. But the matter of the Frenchman's Meadow had,
+after all, not to wait for Richpin. Mr. Batchel was calculating how
+long he should be in reaching it, when he found himself unexpectedly
+there. Selina Broughton had been a favourite of his from her childhood;
+she had been sufficiently good to please him, and naughty enough to
+attract and challenge him; and when at length she began to walk out
+with Bob Rockfort, who was another favourite, Mr. Batchel rubbed his
+hands in satisfaction. Their present difference, which now brought
+him to the Broughtons' cottage, gave him but little anxiety. He had
+brought Bob half-way towards reconciliation, and had no doubt of
+his ability to lead Selina to the same place. They would finish the
+journey, happily enough, together.
+
+But what has this to do with the Frenchman's Meadow? Much every way.
+The meadow was apt to be the rendezvous of such young people as desired
+a higher degree of privacy than that afforded by the public paths; and
+these two had gone there separately the night before, each to nurse
+a grievance against the other. They had been at opposite ends, as it
+chanced, of the field; and Bob, who believed himself to be alone there,
+had been awakened from his reverie by a sudden scream. He had at once
+run across the field, and found Selina sorely in need of him. Mr.
+Batchel's work of reconciliation had been there and then anticipated,
+and Bob had taken the girl home in a condition of great excitement to
+her mother. All this was explained, in breathless sentences, by Mrs.
+Broughton, by way of accounting for the fact that Selina was then lying
+down in "the room."
+
+There was no reason why Mr. Batchel should not see her, of course, and
+he went in. His original errand had lapsed, but it was now replaced by
+one of greater interest. Evidently there was Selina's testimony to add
+to that of the other four; she was not a girl who would scream without
+good cause, and Mr. Batchel felt that he knew how his question about
+the cause would be answered, when he came to the point of asking it.
+
+He was not quite prepared for the form of her answer, which she gave
+without any hesitation. She had seen Mr. Richpin "looking for his
+eyes." Mr. Batchel saved for another occasion the amusement to be
+derived from the curiously illogical answer. He saw at once what had
+suggested it. Richpin had until recently had an atrocious squint, which
+an operation in London had completely cured. This operation, of which,
+of course, he knew nothing, he had described, in his own way, to anyone
+who would listen, and it was commonly believed that his eyes had ceased
+to be fixtures. It was plain, however, that Selina had seen very much
+what had been seen by the other four. Her information was precise, and
+her story perfectly coherent. She preserved a maidenly reticence about
+his trousers, if she had noticed them; but added a new fact, and a
+terrible one, in her description of the eyeless sockets. No wonder she
+had screamed. It will be observed that Mr. Richpin was still searching,
+if not looking, for something upon the ground.
+
+Mr. Batchel now proceeded to make his remaining visit. Richpin lived
+in a little cottage by the church, of which cottage the Vicar was the
+indulgent landlord. Richpin's creditors were obliged to shew some
+indulgence, because his income was never regular and seldom sufficient.
+He got on in life by what is called "rubbing along," and appeared to
+do it with surprisingly little friction. The small duties about the
+church, assigned to him out of charity, were overpaid. He succeeded in
+attracting to himself all the available gifts of masculine clothing,
+of which he probably received enough and to sell, and he had somehow
+wooed and won a capable, if not very comely, wife, who supplemented
+his income by her own labour, and managed her house and husband to
+admiration.
+
+Richpin, however, was not by any means a mere dependent upon charity.
+He was, in his way, a man of parts. All plants, for instance,
+were his friends, and he had inherited, or acquired, great skill
+with fruit-trees, which never failed to reward his treatment with
+abundant crops. The two or three vines, too, of the neighbourhood,
+he kept in fine order by methods of his own, whose merit was proved
+by their success. He had other skill, though of a less remunerative
+kind, in fashioning toys out of wood, cardboard, or paper; and every
+correctly-behaving child in the parish had some such product of his
+handiwork. And besides all this, Richpin had a remarkable aptitude for
+making music. He could do something upon every musical instrument that
+came in his way, and, but for his voice, which was like that of the
+peahen, would have been a singer. It was his voice that had secured him
+the situation of organ-blower, as one remote from all incitement to
+join in the singing in church.
+
+Like all men who have not wit enough to defend themselves by argument,
+Richpin had a plaintive manner. His way of resenting injury was to
+complain of it to the next person he met, and such complaints as he
+found no other means of discharging, he carried home to his wife, who
+treated his conversation just as she treated the singing of the canary,
+and other domestic sounds, being hardly conscious of it until it ceased.
+
+The entrance of Mr. Batchel, soon after his interview with Selina,
+found Richpin engaged in a loud and fluent oration. The fluency was
+achieved mainly by repetition, for the man had but small command of
+words, but it served none the less to shew the depth of his indignation.
+
+"I aren't bin in Frenchman's Meadow, am I?" he was saying in appeal to
+his wife--this is the Stoneground way with auxiliary verbs--"What am
+I got to go there for?" He acknowledged Mr. Batchel's entrance in no
+other way than by changing to the third person in his discourse, and he
+continued without pause--"if she'd let me out o' nights, I'm got better
+places to go to than Frenchman's Meadow. Let policeman stick to where I
+am bin, or else keep his mouth shut. What call is he got to say I'm bin
+where I aren't bin?"
+
+From this, and much more to the same effect, it was clear that the
+matter of the meadow was being noised abroad, and even receiving
+official attention. Mr. Batchel was well aware that no question he
+could put to Richpin, in his present state, would change the flow of
+his eloquence, and that he had already learned as much as he was likely
+to learn. He was content, therefore, to ascertain from Mrs. Richpin
+that her husband had indeed spent all his evenings at home, with the
+single exception of the one hour during which Mr. Batchel had employed
+him at the organ. Having ascertained this, he retired, and left Richpin
+to talk himself out.
+
+No further doubt about the story was now possible. It was not
+twenty-four hours since Mr. Batchel had heard it from the boys at the
+club, and it had already been confirmed by at least two unimpeachable
+witnesses. He thought the matter over, as he took his tea, and was
+chiefly concerned in Richpin's curious connexion with it. On his
+account, more than on any other, it had become necessary to make
+whatever investigation might be feasible, and Mr. Batchel determined,
+of course, to make the next stage of it in the meadow itself.
+
+The situation of "Frenchman's Meadow" made it more conspicuous than
+any other enclosure in the neighbourhood. It was upon the edge of
+what is locally known as "high land"; and though its elevation was
+not great, one could stand in the meadow and look sea-wards over many
+miles of flat country, once a waste of brackish water, now a great
+chess-board of fertile fields bounded by straight dykes of glistening
+water. The point of view derived another interest from looking down
+upon a long straight bank which disappeared into the horizon many
+miles away, and might have been taken for a great railway embankment
+of which no use had been made. It was, in fact, one of the great works
+of the Dutch Engineers in the time of Charles I., and it separated the
+river basin from a large drained area called the "Middle Level," some
+six feet below it. In this embankment, not two hundred yards below
+"Frenchman's Meadow," was one of the huge water gates which admitted
+traffic through a sluice, into the lower level, and the picturesque
+thatched cottage of the sluice-keeper formed a pleasing addition to
+the landscape. It was a view with which Mr. Batchel was naturally
+very familiar. Few of his surroundings were pleasant to the eye, and
+this was about the only place to which he could take a visitor whom
+he desired to impress favourably. The way to the meadow lay through a
+short lane, and he could reach it in five minutes: he was frequently
+there.
+
+It was, of course, his intention to be there again that evening: to
+spend the night there, if need be, rather than let anything escape
+him. He only hoped he should not find half the parish there also. His
+best hope of privacy lay in the inclemency of the weather; the day was
+growing colder, and there was a north-east wind, of which Frenchman's
+Meadow would receive the fine edge.
+
+Mr. Batchel spent the next three hours in dealing with some arrears
+of correspondence, and at nine o'clock put on his thickest coat and
+boots, and made his way to the meadow. It became evident, as he walked
+up the lane, that he was to have company. He heard many voices, and
+soon recognised the loudest amongst them. Jim Lallement was boasting of
+the accuracy of his aim: the others were not disputing it, but were
+asserting their own merits in discordant chorus. This was a nuisance,
+and to make matters worse, Mr. Batchel heard steps behind him.
+
+A voice soon bade him "Good evening." To Mr. Batchel's great relief it
+proved to be the policeman, who soon overtook him. The conversation
+began on his side.
+
+"Curious tricks, sir, these of Richpin's."
+
+"What tricks?" asked Mr. Batchel, with an air of innocence.
+
+"Why, he's been walking about Frenchman's Meadow these three nights,
+frightening folk and what all."
+
+"Richpin has been at home every night, and all night long," said Mr.
+Batchel.
+
+"I'm talking about where he was, not where he says he was," said the
+policeman. "You can't go behind the evidence."
+
+"But Richpin has evidence too. I asked his wife."
+
+"You know, sir, and none better, that wives have got to obey. Richpin
+wants to be took for a ghost, and we know that sort of ghost. Whenever
+we hear there's a ghost, we always know there's going to be turkeys
+missing."
+
+"But there are real ghosts sometimes, surely?" said Mr. Batchel.
+
+"No," said the policeman, "me and my wife have both looked, and there's
+no such thing."
+
+"Looked where?" enquired Mr. Batchel.
+
+"In the 'Police Duty' Catechism. There's lunatics, and deserters, and
+dead bodies, but no ghosts."
+
+Mr. Batchel accepted this as final. He had devised a way of ridding
+himself of all his company, and proceeded at once to carry it into
+effect. The two had by this time reached the group of boys.
+
+"These are all stone-throwers," said he, loudly.
+
+There was a clatter of stones as they dropped from the hands of the
+boys.
+
+"These boys ought all to be in the club instead of roaming about here
+damaging property. Will you take them there, and see them safely in? If
+Richpin comes here, I will bring him to the station."
+
+The policeman seemed well pleased with the suggestion. No doubt he had
+overstated his confidence in the definition of the "Police Duty." Mr.
+Batchel, on his part, knew the boys well enough to be assured that they
+would keep the policeman occupied for the next half-hour, and as the
+party moved slowly away, felt proud of his diplomacy.
+
+There was no sign of any other person about the field gate, which he
+climbed readily enough, and he was soon standing in the highest part of
+the meadow and peering into the darkness on every side.
+
+It was possible to see a distance of about thirty yards; beyond that
+it was too dark to distinguish anything. Mr. Batchel designed a
+zig-zag course about the meadow, which would allow of his examining
+it systematically and as rapidly as possible, and along this course
+he began to walk briskly, looking straight before him as he went, and
+pausing to look well about him when he came to a turn. There were no
+beasts in the meadow--their owners had taken the precaution of removing
+them; their absence was, of course, of great advantage to Mr. Batchel.
+
+In about ten minutes he had finished his zig-zag path and arrived at
+the other corner of the meadow; he had seen nothing resembling a man.
+He then retraced his steps, and examined the field again, but arrived
+at his starting point, knowing no more than when he had left it. He
+began to fear the return of the policeman as he faced the wind and set
+upon a third journey.
+
+The third journey, however, rewarded him. He had reached the end of his
+second traverse, and was looking about him at the angle between that
+and the next, when he distinctly saw what looked like Richpin crossing
+his circle of vision, and making straight for the sluice. There was
+no gate on that side of the field; the hedge, which seemed to present
+no obstacle to the other, delayed Mr. Batchel considerably, and still
+retains some of his clothing, but he was not long through before he
+had again marked his man. It had every appearance of being Richpin.
+It went down the slope, crossed the plank that bridged the lock, and
+disappeared round the corner of the cottage, where the entrance lay.
+
+Mr. Batchel had had no opportunity of confirming the gruesome
+observation of Selina Broughton, but had seen enough to prove that the
+others had not been romancing. He was not a half-minute behind the
+figure as it crossed the plank over the lock--it was slow going in the
+darkness--and he followed it immediately round the corner of the house.
+As he expected, it had then disappeared.
+
+Mr. Batchel knocked at the door, and admitted himself, as his custom
+was. The sluice-keeper was in his kitchen, charring a gate post. He was
+surprised to see Mr. Batchel at that hour, and his greeting took the
+form of a remark to that effect.
+
+"I have been taking an evening walk," said Mr. Batchel. "Have you seen
+Richpin lately?"
+
+"I see him last Saturday week," replied the sluice-keeper, "not since."
+
+"Do you feel lonely here at night?"
+
+"No," replied the sluice-keeper, "people drop in at times. There was a
+man in on Monday, and another yesterday."
+
+"Have you had no one to-day?" said Mr. Batchel, coming to the point.
+
+The answer showed that Mr. Batchel had been the first to enter the door
+that day, and after a little general conversation he brought his visit
+to an end.
+
+It was now ten o'clock. He looked in at Richpin's cottage, where he saw
+a light burning, as he passed. Richpin had tired himself early, and had
+been in bed since half-past eight. His wife was visibly annoyed at the
+rumours which had upset him, and Mr. Batchel said such soothing words
+as he could command, before he left for home.
+
+He congratulated himself, prematurely, as he sat before the fire in his
+study, that the day was at an end. It had been cold out of doors, and
+it was pleasant to think things over in the warmth of the cheerful fire
+his housekeeper never failed to leave for him. The reader will have no
+more difficulty than Mr. Batchel had in accounting for the resemblance
+between Richpin and the man in the meadow. It was a mere question of
+family likeness. That the ancestor had been seen in the meadow at some
+former time might perhaps be inferred from its traditional name. The
+reason for his return, then and now, was a matter of mere conjecture,
+and Mr. Batchel let it alone.
+
+The next incident has, to some, appeared incredible, which only means,
+after all, that it has made demands upon their powers of imagination
+and found them bankrupt.
+
+Critics of story-telling have used severe language about authors
+who avail themselves of the short-cut of coincidence. "That must
+be reserved, I suppose," said Mr. Batchel, when he came to tell of
+Richpin, "for what really happens; and that fiction is a game which
+must be played according to the rules."
+
+"I know," he went on to say, "that the chances were some millions to
+one against what happened that night, but if that makes it incredible,
+what is there left to believe?"
+
+It was thereupon remarked by someone in the company, that the credible
+material would not be exhausted.
+
+"I doubt whether anything happens," replied Mr. Batchel in his dogmatic
+way, "without the chances being a million to one against it. Why did
+they choose such a word? What does 'happen' mean?"
+
+There was no reply: it was clearly a rhetorical question.
+
+"Is it incredible," he went on, "that I put into the plate last Sunday
+the very half-crown my uncle tipped me with in 1881, and that I spent
+next day?"
+
+"Was that the one you put in?" was asked by several.
+
+"How do I know?" replied Mr. Batchel, "but if I knew the history of the
+half-crown I did put in, I know it would furnish still more remarkable
+coincidences."
+
+All this talk arose out of the fact that at midnight on the eventful
+day, whilst Mr. Batchel was still sitting by his study fire, he had
+news that the cottage at the sluice had been burnt down. The thatch had
+been dry; there was, as we know, a stiff east-wind, and an hour had
+sufficed to destroy all that was inflammable. The fire is still spoken
+of in Stoneground with great regret. There remains only one building in
+the place of sufficient merit to find its way on to a postcard.
+
+It was just at midnight that the sluice-keeper rung at Mr.
+Batchel's door. His errand required no apology. The man had found a
+night-fisherman to help him as soon as the fire began, and with two
+long sprits from a lighter they had made haste to tear down the thatch,
+and upon this had brought down, from under the ridge at the South end,
+the bones and some of the clothing of a man. Would Mr. Batchel come
+down and see?
+
+Mr. Batchel put on his coat and returned to the place. The people whom
+the fire had collected had been kept on the further side of the water,
+and the space about the cottage was vacant. Near to the smouldering
+heap of ruin were the remains found under the thatch. The fingers of
+the right hand still firmly clutched a sheep bone which had been gnawed
+as a dog would gnaw it.
+
+"Starved to death," said the sluice-keeper, "I see a tramp like that
+ten years ago."
+
+They laid the bones decently in an outhouse, and turned the key, Mr.
+Batchel carried home in his hand a metal cross, threaded upon a cord.
+He found an engraved figure of Our Lord on the face of it, and the name
+of Pierre Richepin upon the back. He went next day to make the matter
+known to the nearest Priest of the Roman Faith, with whom he left
+the cross. The remains, after a brief inquest, were interred in the
+cemetery, with the rites of the Church to which the man had evidently
+belonged.
+
+Mr. Batchel's deductions from the whole circumstances were curious, and
+left a great deal to be explained. It seemed as if Pierre Richepin had
+been disturbed by some premonition of the fire, but had not foreseen
+that his mortal remains would escape; that he could not return to his
+own people without the aid of his map, but had no perception of the
+interval that had elapsed since he had lost it. This map Mr. Batchel
+put into his pocket-book next day when he went to Thomas Richpin for
+certain other information about his surviving relatives.
+
+Richpin had a father, it appeared, living a few miles away in Jakesley
+Fen, and Mr. Batchel concluded that he was worth a visit. He mounted
+his bicycle, therefore, and made his way to Jakesley that same
+afternoon.
+
+Mr. Richpin was working not far from home, and was soon brought in. He
+and his wife shewed great courtesy to their visitor, whom they knew
+well by repute. They had a well-ordered house, and with a natural and
+dignified hospitality, asked him to take tea with them. It was evident
+to Mr. Batchel that there was a great gulf between the elder Richpin
+and his son; the former was the last of an old race, and the latter
+the first of a new. In spite of the Board of Education, the latter was
+vastly the worse.
+
+The cottage contained some French kickshaws which greatly facilitated
+the enquiries Mr. Batchel had come to make. They proved to be family
+relics.
+
+"My grandfather," said Mr. Richpin, as they sat at tea, "was a
+prisoner--he and his brother."
+
+"Your grandfather was Pierre Richepin?" asked Mr. Batchel.
+
+"No! Jules," was the reply. "Pierre got away."
+
+"Shew Mr. Batchel the book," said his wife.
+
+The book was produced. It was a Book of Meditations, with the name
+of Jules Richepin upon the title-page. The fly-leaf was missing. Mr.
+Batchel produced the map from his pocket-book. It fitted exactly. The
+slight indentures along the torn edge fell into their place, and Mr.
+Batchel left the leaf in the book, to the great delight of the old
+couple, to whom he told no more of the story than he thought fit.
+
+
+
+
+IV.
+
+THE EASTERN WINDOW.
+
+
+It may well be that Vermuyden and the Dutchmen who drained the fens did
+good, and that it was interred with their bones. It is quite certain
+that they did evil and that it lives after them. The rivers, which
+these men robbed of their water, have at length silted up, and the
+drainage of one tract of country is proving to have been achieved by
+the undraining of another.
+
+Places like Stoneground, which lie on the banks of these defrauded
+rivers, are now become helpless victims of Dutch engineering. The water
+which has lost its natural outlet, invades their lands. The thrifty
+cottager who once had the river at the bottom of his garden, has his
+garden more often in these days, at the bottom of the river, and a
+summer flood not infrequently destroys the whole produce of his ground.
+
+Such a flood, during an early year in the 20th century, had been
+unusually disastrous to Stoneground, and Mr. Batchel, who, as
+a gardener, was well able to estimate the losses of his poorer
+neighbours, was taking some steps towards repairing them.
+
+Money, however, is never at rest in Stoneground, and it turned out
+upon this occasion that the funds placed at his command were wholly
+inadequate to the charitable purpose assigned to them. It seemed as if
+those who had lost a rood of potatoes could be compensated for no more
+than a yard.
+
+It was at this time, when he was oppressed in mind by the failure
+of his charitable enterprise, that Mr. Batchel met with the happy
+adventure in which the Eastern window of the Church played so singular
+a part.
+
+The narrative should be prefaced by a brief description of the window
+in question. It is a large painted window, of a somewhat unfortunate
+period of execution. The drawing and colouring leave everything to be
+desired. The scheme of the window, however, is based upon a wholesome
+tradition. The five large lights in the lower part are assigned to
+five scenes in the life of Our Lord, and the second of these, counting
+from the North, contains a bold erect figure of St. John Baptist, to
+whom the Church is dedicated. It is this figure alone, of all those
+contained in the window, that is concerned in what we have to relate.
+
+It has already been mentioned that Mr. Batchel had some knowledge of
+music. He took an interest in the choir, from whose practices he was
+seldom absent; and was quite competent, in the occasional absence of
+the choirmaster, to act as his deputy. It is customary at Stoneground
+for the choirmaster, in order to save the sexton a journey, to
+extinguish the lights after a choir-practice and to lock up the Church.
+These duties, accordingly, were performed by Mr. Batchel when the need
+arose.
+
+It will be of use to the reader to have the procedure in detail.
+The large gas-meter stood in an aisle of the Church, and it was Mr.
+Batchel's practice to go round and extinguish all the lights save one,
+before turning off the gas at the meter. The one remaining light, which
+was reached by standing upon a choir seat, was always that nearest the
+door of the chancel, and experience proved that there was ample time to
+walk from the meter to that light before it died out. It was therefore
+an easy matter to turn off the last light, to find the door without its
+aid, and thence to pass out, and close the Church for the night.
+
+Upon the evening of which we have to speak, the choir had hurried out
+as usual, as soon as the word had been given. Mr. Batchel had remained
+to gather together some of the books they had left in disorder, and
+then turned out the lights in the manner already described. But as soon
+as he had extinguished the last light, his eye fell, as he descended
+carefully from the seat, upon the figure of the Baptist. There was just
+enough light outside to make the figures visible in the Eastern Window,
+and Mr. Batchel saw the figure of St. John raise the right arm to its
+full extent, and point northward, turning its head, at the same time,
+so as to look him full in the face. These movements were three times
+repeated, and, after that, the figure came to rest in its normal and
+familiar position.
+
+The reader will not suppose, any more than Mr. Batchel supposed, that a
+figure painted upon glass had suddenly been endowed with the power of
+movement. But that there had been the appearance of movement admitted
+of no doubt, and Mr. Batchel was not so incurious as to let the matter
+pass without some attempt at investigation. It must be remembered,
+too, that an experience in the old library, which has been previously
+recorded, had pre-disposed him to give attention to signs which another
+man might have wished to explain away. He was not willing, therefore,
+to leave this matter where it stood. He was quite prepared to think
+that his eye had been deceived, but was none the less determined to
+find out what had deceived it. One thing he had no difficulty in
+deciding. If the movement had not been actually within the Baptist's
+figure, it had been immediately behind it. Without delay, therefore,
+he passed out of the church and locked the door after him, with the
+intention of examining the other side of the window.
+
+Every inhabitant of Stoneground knows, and laments, the ruin of the old
+Manor House. Its loss by fire some fifteen years ago was a calamity
+from which the parish has never recovered. The estate was acquired,
+soon after the destruction of the house, by speculators who have been
+unable to turn it to any account, and it has for a decade or longer
+been "let alone," except by the forces of Nature and the wantonness of
+trespassers. The charred remains of the house still project above the
+surrounding heaps of fallen masonry, which have long been overgrown by
+such vegetation as thrives on neglected ground; and what was once a
+stately house, with its garden and park in fine order, has given place
+to a scene of desolation and ruin.
+
+Stoneground Church was built, some 600 years ago, within the enclosure
+of the Manor House, or, as it was anciently termed, the Burystead,
+and an excellent stratum of gravel such as no builder would wisely
+disregard, brought the house and Church unusually near together. In
+more primitive days, the nearness probably caused no inconvenience;
+but when change and progress affected the popular idea of respectful
+distance, the Churchyard came to be separated by a substantial stone
+wall, of sufficient height to secure the privacy of the house.
+
+The change was made with necessary regard to economy of space. The
+Eastern wall of the Church already projected far into the garden of
+the Manor, and lay but fifty yards from the south front of the house.
+On that side of the Churchyard, therefore, the new wall was set back.
+Running from the north to the nearest corner of the Church, it was
+there built up to the Church itself, and then continued from the
+southern corner, leaving the Eastern wall and window within the garden
+of the Squire. It was his ivy that clung to the wall of the Church, and
+his trees that shaded the window from the morning sun.
+
+Whilst we have been recalling these facts, Mr. Batchel has made his
+way out of the Church and through the Churchyard, and has arrived at
+a small door in the boundary wall, close to the S.E. corner of the
+chancel. It was a door which some Squire of the previous century had
+made, to give convenient access to the Church for himself and his
+household. It has no present use, and Mr. Batchel had some difficulty
+in getting it open. It was not long, however, before he stood on the
+inner side, and was examining the second light of the window. There
+was a tolerably bright moon, and the dark surface of the glass could
+be distinctly seen, as well as the wirework placed there for its
+protection.
+
+A tall birch, one of the trees of the old Churchyard, had thrust its
+lower boughs across the window, and their silvery bark shone in the
+moonlight. The boughs were bare of leaves, and only very slightly
+interrupted Mr. Batchel's view of the Baptist's figure, the leaden
+outline of which was clearly traceable. There was nothing, however, to
+account for the movement which Mr. Batchel was curious to investigate.
+
+He was about to turn homewards in some disappointment, when a cloud
+obscured the moon again, and reduced the light to what it had been
+before he left the Church. Mr. Batchel watched the darkening of the
+window and the objects near it, and as the figure of the Baptist
+disappeared from view there came into sight a creamy vaporous figure of
+another person lightly poised upon the bough of the tree, and almost
+coincident in position with the picture of the Saint.
+
+It could hardly be described as the figure of a person. It had more the
+appearance of half a person, and fancifully suggested to Mr. Batchel,
+who was fond of whist, one of the diagonally bisected knaves in a pack
+of cards, as he appears when another card conceals a triangular half of
+the bust.
+
+There was no question, now, of going home. Mr. Batchel's eyes were
+riveted upon the apparition. It disappeared again for a moment, when
+an interval between two clouds restored the light of the moon; but no
+sooner had the second cloud replaced the first than the figure again
+became distinct. And upon this, its single arm was raised three times,
+pointing northwards towards the ruined house, just as the figure of the
+Baptist had seemed to point when Mr. Batchel had seen it from within
+the Church.
+
+It was natural that upon receipt of this sign Mr. Batchel should step
+nearer to the tree, from which he was still at some little distance,
+and as he moved, the figure floated obliquely downwards and came
+to rest in a direct line between him and the ruins of the house.
+It rested, not upon the ground, but in just such a position as it
+would have occupied if the lower parts had been there, and in this
+position it seemed to await Mr. Batchel's advance. He made such haste
+to approach it as was possible upon ground encumbered with ivy and
+brambles, and the figure responded to every advance of his by moving
+further in the direction of the ruin.
+
+As the ground improved, the progress became more rapid. Soon they were
+both upon an open stretch of grass, which in better days had been a
+lawn, and still the figure retreated towards the building, with Mr.
+Batchel in respectful pursuit. He saw it, at last, poised upon the
+summit of a heap of masonry, and it disappeared, at his near approach,
+into a crevice between two large stones.
+
+The timely re-appearance of the moon just enabled Mr. Batchel to
+perceive this crevice, and he took advantage of the interval of light
+to mark the place. Taking up a large twig that lay at his feet, he
+inserted it between the stones. He made a slit in the free end and drew
+into it one of some papers that he had carried out of the Church. After
+such a precaution it could hardly be possible to lose the place--for,
+of course, Mr. Batchel intended to return in daylight and continue his
+investigation. For the present, it seemed to be at an end. The light
+was soon obscured again, but there was no re-appearance of the singular
+figure he had followed, so after remaining about the spot for a few
+minutes, Mr. Batchel went home to his customary occupation.
+
+He was not a man to let these occupations be disturbed even by a
+somewhat exciting adventure, nor was he one of those who regard an
+unusual experience only as a sign of nervous disorder. Mr. Batchel had
+far too broad a mind to discredit his sensations because they were not
+like those of other people. Even had his adventure of the evening been
+shared by some companion who saw less than he did, Mr. Batchel would
+only have inferred that his own part in the matter was being regarded
+as more important.
+
+Next morning, therefore, he lost no time in returning to the scene
+of his adventure. He found his mark undisturbed, and was able to
+examine the crevice into which the apparition had seemed to enter.
+It was a crevice formed by the curved surfaces of two large stones
+which lay together on the top of a small heap of fallen rubbish, and
+these two stones Mr. Batchel proceeded to remove. His strength was
+just sufficient for the purpose. He laid the stones upon the ground on
+either side of the little mound, and then proceeded to remove, with his
+hands, the rubbish upon which they had rested, and amongst the rubbish
+he found, tarnished and blackened, two silver coins.
+
+It was not a discovery which seemed to afford any explanation of what
+had occurred the night before, but Mr. Batchel could not but suppose
+that there had been an attempt to direct his attention to the coins,
+and he carried them away with a view of submitting them to a careful
+examination. Taking them up to his bedroom he poured a little water
+into a hand basin, and soon succeeded, with the aid of soap and a nail
+brush, in making them tolerably clean. Ten minutes later, after adding
+ammonia to the water, he had made them bright, and after carefully
+drying them, was able to make his examination. They were two crowns
+of the time of Queen Anne, minted, as a small letter E indicated, at
+Edinburgh, and stamped with the roses and plumes which testified to the
+English and Welsh silver in their composition. The coins bore no date,
+but Mr. Batchel had no hesitation in assigning them to the year 1708
+or thereabouts. They were handsome coins, and in themselves a find of
+considerable interest, but there was nothing to show why he had been
+directed to their place of concealment. It was an enigma, and he could
+not solve it. He had other work to do, so he laid the two crowns upon
+his dressing table, and proceeded to do it.
+
+Mr. Batchel thought little more of the coins until bedtime, when
+he took them from the table and bestowed upon them another admiring
+examination by the light of his candle. But the examination told him
+nothing new: he laid them down again, and, before very long, had lain
+his own head upon the pillow.
+
+It was Mr. Batchel's custom to read himself to sleep. At this time he
+happened to be re-reading the Waverley novels, and "Woodstock" lay
+upon the reading-stand which was always placed at his bedside. As he
+read of the cleverly devised apparition at Woodstock, he naturally
+asked himself whether he might not have been the victim of some
+similar trickery, but was not long in coming to the conclusion that
+his experience admitted of no such explanation. He soon dismissed the
+matter from his mind and went on with his book.
+
+On this occasion, however, he was tired of reading before he was ready
+for sleep; it was long in coming, and then did not come to stay. His
+rest, in fact, was greatly disturbed. Again and again, perhaps every
+hour or so, he was awakened by an uneasy consciousness of some other
+presence in the room.
+
+Upon one of his later awakenings, he was distinctly sensible of a
+sound, or what he described to himself as the "ghost" of a sound. He
+compared it to the whining of a dog that had lost its voice. It was
+not a very intelligible comparison, but still it seemed to describe
+his sensation. The sound, if we may so call it caused him first to sit
+up in bed and look well about him, and then, when nothing had come of
+that, to light his candle. It was not to be expected that anything
+should come of that, but it had seemed a comfortable thing to do, and
+Mr. Batchel left the candle alight and read his book for half an hour
+or so, before blowing it out.
+
+After this, there was no further interruption, but Mr. Batchel
+distinctly felt, when it was time to leave his bed, that he had had
+a bad night. The coins, almost to his surprise, lay undisturbed. He
+went to ascertain this as soon as he was on his feet. He would almost
+have welcomed their removal, or at any rate, some change which might
+have helped him towards a theory of his adventure. There was, however,
+nothing. If he had, in fact, been visited during the night, the coins
+would seem to have had nothing to do with the matter.
+
+Mr. Batchel left the two crowns lying on his table on this next day,
+and went about his ordinary duties. They were such duties as afforded
+full occupation for his mind, and he gave no more than a passing
+thought to the coins, until he was again retiring to rest. He had
+certainly intended to return to the heap of rubbish from which he had
+taken them, but had not found leisure to do so. He did not handle the
+coins again. As he undressed, he made some attempt to estimate their
+value, but without having arrived at any conclusion, went on to think
+of other things, and in a little while had lain down to rest again,
+hoping for a better night.
+
+His hopes were disappointed. Within an hour of falling asleep he found
+himself awakened again by the voiceless whining he so well remembered.
+This sound, as for convenience we will call it, was now persistent and
+continuous. Mr. Batchel gave up even trying to sleep, and as he grew
+more restless and uneasy, decided to get up and dress.
+
+It was the entire cessation of the sound at this juncture which led
+him to a suspicion. His rising was evidently giving satisfaction. From
+that it was easy to infer that something had been desired of him, both
+on the present and the preceding night. Mr. Batchel was not one to
+hold himself aloof in such a case. If help was wanted, even in such
+unnatural circumstances, he was ready to offer it. He determined,
+accordingly, to return to the Manor House, and when he had finished
+dressing, descended the stairs, put on a warm overcoat and went out,
+closing his hall door behind him, without having heard any more of the
+sound, either whilst dressing, or whilst leaving the house.
+
+Once out of doors, the suspicion he had formed was strengthened into a
+conviction. There was no manner of doubt that he had been fetched from
+his bed; for about 30 yards in front of him he saw the strange creamy
+half-figure making straight for the ruins. He followed it as well as he
+could; as before, he was impeded by the ivy and weeds, and the figure
+awaited him; as before, it made straight for the heap of masonry and
+disappeared as soon as Mr. Batchel was at liberty to follow.
+
+There were no dungeons, or subterranean premises beneath the Manor
+House. It had never been more than a house of residence, and the
+building had been purely domestic in character. Mr. Batchel was
+convinced that his adventure would prove unromantic, and felt some
+impatience at losing again, what he had begun to call his triangular
+friend. If this friend wanted anything, it was not easy to say why he
+had so tamely disappeared. There seemed nothing to be done but to wait
+until he came out again.
+
+Mr. Batchel had a pipe in his pocket, and he seated himself upon the
+base of a sun-dial within full view of the spot. He filled and smoked
+his pipe, sitting in momentary expectation of some further sign, but
+nothing appeared. He heard the hedgehogs moving about him in the
+undergrowth, and now and then the sound of a restless bird overhead,
+otherwise all was still. He smoked a second pipe without any further
+discovery, and that finished, he knocked out the ashes against his
+boot, walked to the mound, near to which his labelled stick was lying,
+thrust the stick into the place where the figure had disappeared, and
+went back to bed, where he was rewarded with five hours of sound sleep.
+
+Mr. Batchel had made up his mind that the next day ought to be a day
+of disclosure. He was early at the Manor House, this time provided
+with the gardener's pick, and a spade. He thrust the pick into the
+place from which he had removed his mark, and loosened the rubbish
+thoroughly. With his hands, and with his spade, he was not long in
+reducing the size of the heap by about one-half, and there he found
+more coins.
+
+There were three more crowns, two half-crowns, and a dozen or so
+of smaller coins. All these Mr. Batchel wrapped carefully in his
+handkerchief, and after a few minutes rest went on with his task. As
+it proved, the task was nearly over. Some strips of oak about nine
+inches long, were next uncovered, and then, what Mr. Batchel had begun
+to expect, the lid of a box, with the hinges still attached. It lay,
+face downwards, upon a flat stone. It proved, when he had taken it up,
+to be almost unsoiled, and above a long and wide slit in the lid was
+the gilded legend, "for ye poore" in the graceful lettering and the
+redundant spelling of two centuries ago.
+
+The meaning of all this Mr. Batchel was not long in interpreting.
+That the box and its contents had fallen and been broken amongst
+the masonry, was evident enough. It was as evident that it had been
+concealed in one of the walls brought down by the fire, and Mr. Batchel
+had no doubt at all that he had been in the company of a thief, who
+had once stolen the poor-box from the Church. His task seemed to be at
+an end, a further rummage revealed nothing new. Mr. Batchel carefully
+collected the fragments of the box, and left the place.
+
+His next act cannot be defended. He must have been aware that these
+coins were "treasure trove," and therefore the property of the Crown.
+In spite of this, he determined to convert them into current coin, as
+he well knew how, and to apply the proceeds to the Inundation Fund
+about which he was so anxious. Treating them as his own property, he
+cleaned them all, as he had cleaned the two crowns, sent them to an
+antiquarian friend in London to sell for him, and awaited the result.
+The lid of the poor box he still preserves as a relic of the adventure.
+
+His antiquarian friend did not keep him long waiting. The coins had
+been eagerly bought, and the price surpassed any expectation that Mr.
+Batchel had allowed himself to entertain. He had sent the package
+to London on Saturday morning. Upon the following Tuesday, the last
+post in the evening brought a cheque for twenty guineas. The brief
+subscription list of the Inundation Fund lay upon his desk, and he
+at once entered the amount he had so strangely come by, but could
+not immediately decide upon its description. Leaving the line blank,
+therefore, he merely wrote down £21 in the cash column, to be assigned
+to its source in some suitable form of words when he should have found
+time to frame them.
+
+In this state he left the subscription list upon his desk, when he
+retired for the night. It occurred to him as he was undressing, that
+the twenty guineas might suitably be described as a "restitution," and
+so he determined to enter it upon the line he had left vacant. As he
+reconsidered the matter in the morning, he saw no reason to alter his
+decision, and he went straight from his bedroom to his desk to make the
+entry and have done with it.
+
+There was an incident in the adventure, however, upon which Mr. Batchel
+had not reckoned. As he approached the list, he saw, to his amazement,
+that the line had been filled in. In a crabbed, elongated hand was
+written, "At last, St. Matt. v. 26."
+
+What may seem more strange is that the handwriting was familiar to Mr.
+Batchel, he could not at first say why. His memory, however, in such
+matters, was singularly good, and before breakfast was over he felt
+sure of having identified the writer.
+
+His confidence was not misplaced. He went to the parish chest, whose
+contents he had thoroughly examined in past intervals of leisure, and
+took out the roll of parish constable's accounts. In a few minutes
+he discovered the handwriting of which he was in search. It was
+unmistakably that of Salathiel Thrapston, constable from 1705-1710, who
+met his death in the latter year, whilst in the execution of his duty.
+The reader will scarcely need to be reminded of the text of the Gospel
+at the place of reference--
+
+"Thou shalt by no means come out thence till thou hast paid the
+uttermost farthing."
+
+
+
+
+V.
+
+LUBRIETTA.
+
+
+For the better understanding of this narrative we shall furnish the
+reader with a few words of introduction. It amounts to no more than
+a brief statement of facts which Mr. Batchel obtained from the Lady
+Principal of the European College in Puna, but the facts nevertheless
+are important. The narrative itself was obtained from Mr. Batchel with
+difficulty: he was disposed to regard it as unsuitable for publication
+because of the delicate nature of the situations with which it deals.
+When, however, it was made clear to him that it would be recorded in
+such a manner as would interest only a very select body of readers,
+his scruples were overcome, and he was induced to communicate the
+experience now to be related. Those who read it will not fail to see
+that they are in a manner pledged to deal very discreetly with the
+knowledge they are privileged to share.
+
+Lubrietta Rodria is described by her Lady Principal as an attractive
+and high-spirited girl of seventeen, belonging to the Purple of Indian
+commerce. Her nationality was not precisely known; but drawing near,
+as she did, to a marriageable age, and being courted by more than one
+eligible suitor, she was naturally an object of great interest to her
+schoolfellows, with whom her personal beauty and amiable temper had
+always made her a favourite. She was not, the Lady Principal thought,
+a girl who would be regarded in Christian countries as of very high
+principle; but none the less, she was one whom it was impossible not to
+like.
+
+Her career at the college had ended sensationally. She had been
+immoderately anxious about her final examination, and its termination
+had found her in a state of collapse. They had at once removed her to
+her father's house in the country, where she received such nursing
+and assiduous attention as her case required. It was apparently of no
+avail. For three weeks she lay motionless, deprived of speech, and
+voluntarily, taking no food. Then for a further period of ten days she
+lay in a plight still more distressing. She lost all consciousness,
+and, despite the assurance of the doctors, her parents could hardly be
+persuaded that she lived.
+
+Her _fiancé_ who by this time had been declared, was in despair, not
+only from natural affection for Lubrietta, but from remorse. It
+was his intellectual ambition that had incited her to the eagerness
+in study which was threatening such dire results, and it was well
+understood that neither of the lovers would survive these anxious days
+of watching if they were not to be survived by both.
+
+After ten days, however, a change supervened. Lubrietta came back to
+life amid the frenzied rejoicing of the household and all her circle.
+She recovered her health and strength with incredible speed, and within
+three months was married--as the Lady Principal had cause to believe,
+with the happiest prospects.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+Mr. Batchel had not, whilst residing at Stoneground, lost touch
+with the University which had given him his degree, and in which he
+had formerly held one or two minor offices. He had earned no great
+distinction as a scholar, but had taken a degree in honours, and was
+possessed of a useful amount of general knowledge, and in this he found
+not only constant pleasure, but also occasional profit.
+
+The University had made herself, for better or worse, an examiner of
+a hundred times as many students as she could teach; her system of
+examinations had extended to the very limits of the British Empire, and
+her certificates of proficiency were coveted in every quarter of the
+globe.
+
+In the examination of these students, Mr. Batchel, who had considerable
+experience in teaching, was annually employed. Papers from all parts
+of the world were to be found littered about his study, and the
+examination of these papers called for some weeks of strenuous labour
+at every year's end. As the weeks passed, he would anxiously watch
+the growth of a neat stack of papers in the corner of the room, which
+indicated the number to which marks had been assigned and reported to
+Cambridge. The day upon which the last of these was laid in its place
+was a day of satisfaction, second only to that which later on brought
+him a substantial cheque to remunerate him for his labours.
+
+During this period of special effort, Mr. Batchel's servants had their
+share of its discomforts. The chairs and tables they wanted to dust and
+to arrange, were loaded with papers which they were forbidden to touch;
+and although they were warned against showing visitors into any room
+where these papers were lying, Mr. Batchel would inconsiderately lay
+them in every room he had. The privacy of his study, however, where the
+work was chiefly done, was strictly guarded, and no one was admitted
+there unless by Mr. Batchel himself.
+
+Imagine his annoyance, therefore, when he returned from an evening
+engagement at the beginning of the month of January, and found a
+stranger seated in the study! Yet the annoyance was not long in
+subsiding. The visitor was a lady, and as she sat by the lamp, a glance
+was enough to shew that she was young, and very beautiful. The interest
+which this young lady excited in Mr. Batchel was altogether unusual,
+as unusual as was the visit of such a person at such a time. His
+conjecture was that she had called to give him notice of a marriage,
+but he was really charmed by her presence, and was quite content to
+find her in no haste to state her errand. The manner, however, of the
+lady was singular, for neither by word nor movement did she show that
+she was conscious of Mr. Batchel's entry into the room.
+
+He began at length with his customary formula "What can I have the
+pleasure of doing for you?" and when, at the sound of his voice, she
+turned her fine dark eyes upon him, he saw that they were wet with
+tears.
+
+Mr. Batchel was now really moved. As a tear fell upon the lady's cheek,
+she raised her hand as if to conceal it--a brilliant sapphire sparkling
+in the lamp-light as she did so. And then the lady's distress, and
+the exquisite grace of her presence, altogether overcame him. There
+stole upon him a strange feeling of tenderness which he supposed to
+be paternal, but knew nevertheless to be indiscreet. He was a prudent
+man, with strict notions of propriety, so that, ostensibly with a view
+to giving the lady a few minutes in which to recover her composure,
+he quietly left the study and went into another room, to pull himself
+together.
+
+Mr. Batchel, like most solitary men, had a habit of talking to himself.
+"It is of no use, R. B.," he said, "to pretend that you have retired on
+this damsel's account. If you don't take care, you'll make a fool of
+yourself." He took up from the table a volume of the encyclopedia in
+which, the day before, he had been looking up Pestalozzi, and turned
+over the pages in search of something to restore his equanimity. An
+article on Perspective proved to be the very thing. Wholly unromantic
+in character, its copious presentment of hard fact relieved his mind,
+and he was soon threading his way along paths of knowledge to which he
+was little accustomed. He applied his remedy with such persistence that
+when four or five minutes had passed, he felt sufficiently composed to
+return to the study. He framed, as he went, a suitable form of words
+with which to open the conversation, and took with him his register
+of Banns of Marriage, of which he thought he foresaw the need. As he
+opened the study-door, the book fell from his hands to the ground, so
+completely was he overcome by surprise, for he found the room empty.
+The lady had disappeared; her chair stood vacant before him.
+
+Mr. Batchel sat down for a moment, and then rang the bell. It was
+answered by the boy who always attended upon him.
+
+"When did the lady go?" asked Mr. Batchel.
+
+The boy looked bewildered.
+
+"The lady you showed into the study before I came."
+
+"Please, sir, I never shown anyone into the study; I never do when
+you're out."
+
+"There was a lady here," said Mr. Batchel, "when I returned."
+
+The boy now looked incredulous.
+
+"Did you not let someone out just now?"
+
+"No, sir," said the boy. "I put the chain on the front door as soon as
+you came in."
+
+This was conclusive. The chain upon the hall-door was an ancient and
+cumbrous thing, and could not be manipulated without considerable
+effort, and a great deal of noise. Mr. Batchel released the boy, and
+began to think furiously. He was not, as the reader is well aware,
+without some experience of the supranormal side of nature, and he knew
+of course that the visit of this enthralling lady had a purpose. He was
+beginning to know, however, that it had had an effect. He sat before
+his fire reproducing her image, and soon gave it up in disgust because
+his imagination refused to do her justice. He could recover the details
+of her appearance, but could combine them into nothing that would
+reproduce the impression she had first made upon him.
+
+He was unable now to concentrate his attention upon the examination
+papers lying on his table. His mind wandered so often to the other
+topic that he felt himself to be in danger of marking the answers
+unfairly. He turned away from his work, therefore, and moved to another
+chair, where he sat down to read. It was the chair in which she herself
+had sat, and he made no attempt to pretend that he had chosen it on any
+other account. He had, in fact, made some discoveries about himself
+during the last half-hour, and he gave himself another surprise when
+he came to select his book. In the ordinary course of what he had
+supposed to be his nature, he would certainly have returned to the
+article on Perspective; it was lying open in the next room, and he
+had read no more than a tenth part of it. But instead of that, his
+thoughts went back to a volume he had but once opened, and that for
+no more than two minutes. He had received the book, by way of birthday
+present, early in the preceding year, from a relative who had bestowed
+either no consideration at all, or else a great deal of cunning, upon
+its selection. It was a collection of 17th century lyrics, which Mr.
+Batchel's single glance had sufficed to condemn. Regarding the one
+lyric he had read as a sort of literary freak, he had banished the book
+to one of the spare bedrooms, and had never seen it since. And now,
+after this long interval, the absurd lines which his eye had but once
+lighted upon, were recurring to his mind:
+
+ "Fair, sweet, and young, receive a prize
+ Reserved for your victorious eyes";
+
+and so far from thinking them absurd, as he now recalled them, he went
+upstairs to fetch the book, in which he was soon absorbed. The lyrics
+no longer seemed unreasonable. He felt conscious, as he read one after
+another, of a side of nature that he had strangely neglected, and was
+obliged to admit that the men whose feelings were set forth in the
+various sonnets and poems had a fine gift of expression.
+
+ "Thus, whilst I look for her in vain,
+ Methinks I am a child again,
+ And of my shadow am a-chasing.
+ For all her graces are to me
+ Like apparitions that I see,
+ But never can come near th' embracing."
+
+No! these men were not, as he had formerly supposed, writing with
+air, and he felt ashamed at having used the term "freak" at their
+expense.
+
+Mr. Batchel read more of the lyrics, some of them twice, and one of
+them much oftener. That one he began to commit to memory, and since the
+household had retired to rest, to recite aloud. He had been unaware
+that literature contained anything so beautiful, and as he looked again
+at the book to recover an expression his memory had lost, a tear fell
+upon the page. It was a thing so extraordinary that Mr. Batchel first
+looked at the ceiling, but when he found that it was indeed a tear from
+his own eye he was immoderately pleased with himself. Had not she also
+shed a tear as she sat upon the same chair? The fact seemed to draw
+them together.
+
+Contemplation of this sort was, however, a luxury to be enjoyed in
+something like moderation. Mr. Batchel soon laid down his lyric and
+savagely began to add up columns of marks, by way of discipline; and
+when he had totalled several pages of these, respect for his normal
+self had returned with sufficient force to take him off to bed.
+
+The matter of his dreams, or whether he dreamed at all, has not been
+disclosed. He awoke, at any rate, in a calmer state of mind, and such
+romantic thoughts as remained were effectually dispelled by the sight
+of his own countenance when he began to shave. "Fancy you spouting
+lyrics," he said, as he dabbed the brush upon his mouth, and by the
+time he was ready for breakfast he pronounced himself cured.
+
+The prosaic labours awaiting him in the study were soon forced upon his
+notice, and for once he did not regret it. Amongst the letters lying
+upon the breakfast table was one from the secretary who controlled the
+system of examination. The form of the envelope was too familiar to
+leave him in doubt as to what it contained. It was a letter which, to a
+careful man like Mr. Batchel, seemed to have the nature of a reproof,
+inasmuch as it probably asked for information which it had already
+been his duty to furnish. The contents of the envelope, when he had
+impatiently torn it open, answered to his expectation--he was formally
+requested to supply the name and the marks of candidate No. 1004, and
+he wondered, as he ate his breakfast, how he had omitted to return
+them. He hunted out the paper of No. 1004 as soon as the meal was over.
+The candidate proved to be one Lubrietta Bodria, of whom, of course,
+he had never heard, and her answers had all been marked. He could not
+understand why they should have been made the subject of enquiry.
+
+He took her papers in his hand, and looked at them again as he stood
+with his back to the fire, having lit the pipe which invariably
+followed his breakfast, and then he discovered something much harder to
+understand. The marks were not his own. In place of the usual sketchy
+numerals, hardly decipherable to any but himself, he saw figures which
+were carefully formed; and the marks assigned to the first answer, as
+he saw it on the uppermost sheet, were higher than the maximum number
+obtainable for that question.
+
+Mr. Batchel laid down his pipe and seated himself at the table. He was
+greatly puzzled. As he turned over the sheets of No. 1004 he found
+all the other questions marked in like manner, and making a total of
+half as much again as the highest possible number. "Who the dickens,"
+he said, using a meaningless, but not uncommon expression, "has been
+playing with this; and how came I to pass it over?" The need of the
+moment, however, was to furnish the proper marks to the secretary at
+Cambridge, and Mr. Batchel proceeded to read No. 1004 right through.
+
+He soon found that he had read it all before, and the matter began to
+bristle with queries. It proved, in fact, to be a paper over which he
+had spent some time, and for a singularly interesting reason. He had
+learned from a friend in the Indian Civil Service that an exaggerated
+value was often placed by ambitious Indians and Cingalese upon a
+European education, and that many aspiring young men declined to
+take a wife who had not passed this very examination. It was to Mr.
+Batchel a disquieting reflection that his blue pencil was not only
+marking mistakes, but might at the same time be cancelling matrimonial
+engagements, and his friend's communication had made him scrupulously
+careful in examining the work of young ladies in Oriental Schools. The
+matter had occurred to him at once as he had examined the answers of
+Lubrietta Rodria. He perfectly remembered the question upon which her
+success depended. A problem in logic had been answered by a rambling
+and worthless argument, to which, somehow, the right conclusion was
+appended: the conclusion might be a happy guess, or it might have been
+secured by less honest means, but Mr. Batchel, following his usual
+practice, gave no marks for it. It was not here that he found any cause
+for hesitation, but when he came to the end of the paper and found that
+the candidate had only just failed, he had turned back to the critical
+question, imagined an eligible bachelor awaiting the result of the
+examination, and then, after a period of vacillation, had hastily put
+the symbol of failure upon the paper lest he should be tempted to bring
+his own charity to the rescue of the candidate's logic, and unfairly
+add the three marks which would suffice to pass her.
+
+As he now read the answer for the second time, the same pitiful thought
+troubled him, and this time more than before; for over the edge of
+the paper of No. 1004 there persistently arose the image of the young
+lady with the sapphire ring. It directed the current of his thoughts.
+Suppose that Lubrietta Rodria were anything like that! and what if the
+arguments of No. 1004 were worthless! Young ladies were notoriously
+weak in argument, and as strong in conclusions! and after all, the
+conclusion was correct, and ought not a correct conclusion to have its
+marks? There followed much more to the same purpose, and in the end Mr.
+Batchel stultified himself by adding the necessary three marks, and
+passing the candidate.
+
+"This comes precious near to being a job," he remarked, as he entered
+the marks upon the form and sealed it in the envelope, "but No. 1004
+must pass, this time." He enclosed in the envelope a request to know
+why the marks had been asked for, since they had certainly been
+returned in their proper place. A brief official reply informed him
+next day that the marks he had returned exceeded the maximum, and must,
+therefore, have been wrongly entered.
+
+"This," said Mr. Batchel, "is a curious coincidence."
+
+Curious as it certainly was, it was less curious than what immediately
+followed. It was Mr. Batchel's practice to avoid any delay in returning
+these official papers, and he went out, there and then, to post his
+envelope. The Post Office was no more than a hundred yards from his
+door, and in three minutes he was in his study again. The first object
+that met his eye there was a beautiful sapphire ring lying upon the
+papers of No. 1004, which had remained upon the table.
+
+Mr. Batchel at once recognised the ring. "I knew it was precious near a
+job," he said, "but I didn't know that it was as near as this."
+
+He took up the ring and examined it. It looked like a ring of great
+value; the stone was large and brilliant, and the setting was of fine
+workmanship. "Now what on earth," said Mr. Batchel, "am I to do with
+this?"
+
+The nearest jeweller to Stoneground was a competent and experienced
+tradesman of the old school. He was a member of the local Natural
+History Society, and in that capacity Mr. Batchel had made intimate
+acquaintance with him. To this jeweller, therefore, he carried the
+ring, and asked him what he thought of it.
+
+"I'll give you forty pounds for it," said the jeweller.
+
+Mr. Batchel replied that the ring was not his. "What about the make of
+it?" he asked. "Is it English?"
+
+The jeweller replied that it was unmistakably Indian.
+
+"You are sure?" said Mr. Batchel.
+
+"Certain," said the jeweller. "Major Ackroyd brought home one like it,
+all but the stone, from Puna; I repaired it for him last year."
+
+The information was enough, if not more than enough, for Mr. Batchel.
+He begged a suitable case from his friend the jeweller, and within
+an hour had posted the ring to Miss Lubrietta Rodria at the European
+College in Puna. At the same time he wrote to the Principal the letter
+whose answer is embodied in the preface to this narrative.
+
+Having done this, Mr. Batchel felt more at ease. He had given Lubrietta
+Rodria what he amiably called the benefit of the doubt, but it should
+never be said that he had been bribed.
+
+The rest of his papers he marked with fierce justice. A great deal of
+the work, in his zeal, he did twice over, but his conscience amply
+requited him for the superfluous labour. The last paper was marked
+within a day of the allotted time, Mr. Batchel shortly afterwards
+received his cheque, and was glad to think that the whole matter was at
+an end.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+That Lubrietta had been absent from India whilst her relatives and
+attendants were trying to restore her to consciousness, he had good
+reason to know. His friends, for the most part, took a very narrow view
+of human nature and its possibilities, so that he kept his experience,
+for a long time, to himself; there were personal reasons for not
+discussing the incident. The reader has been already told upon what
+understanding it is recorded here.
+
+There remains, however, an episode which Mr. Batchel all but managed
+to suppress. Upon the one occasion when he allowed himself to speak of
+this matter, he was being pressed for a description of the sapphire
+ring, and was not very successful in his attempt to describe it. There
+was no reason, of course, why this should lay his good faith under
+suspicion. Few of us could pass an examination upon objects with which
+we are supposed to be familiar, or say which of our tables have three
+legs, and which four.
+
+One of Mr. Batchel's auditors, however, took a captious view of the
+matter, and brusquely remarked, in imitation of a more famous sceptic,
+"I don't believe there's no sich a thing."
+
+Mr. Batchel, of course, recognised the phrase, and it was his eagerness
+to establish his credit that committed him at this point to a last
+disclosure about Lubrietta. He drew a sapphire ring from his pocket,
+handed it to the incredulous auditor, and addressed him in the manner
+of Mrs. Gamp.
+
+"What! you bage creetur, have I had this ring three year or more to be
+told there ain't no sech a thing. Go along with you."
+
+"But I thought the ring was sent back," said more than one.
+
+"How did you come by it?" said all the others.
+
+Mr. Batchel thereupon admitted that he had closed his story prematurely.
+About six weeks after the return of the ring to Puna he had found it
+once again upon his table, returned through the post. Enclosed in the
+package was a note which Mr. Batchel, being now committed to this part
+of the story, also passed round for inspection. It ran as follows:--
+
+ "Accept the ring, dear one, and wear it for my sake. Fail not
+ to think sometimes of her whom you have made happy.--L. R."
+
+"What on earth am I to do with this?" Mr. Batchel had asked himself
+again. And this time he had answered the question, after the briefest
+possible delay, by slipping the ring upon his fourth finger.
+
+The book of Lyrics remained downstairs amongst the books in constant
+use. Mr. Batchel can repeat at least half of the collection from memory.
+
+He knows well enough that such terms as "dear one" are addressed to
+bald gentlemen only in a Pickwickian sense, but even with that sense
+the letter gives him pleasure.
+
+He admits that he thinks very often of "her whom he has made happy,"
+but that he cannot exclude from his thoughts at these times an
+ungenerous regret. It is that he has also made happy a nameless
+Oriental gentleman whom he presumptuously calls "the other fellow."
+
+
+
+
+VI.
+
+THE ROCKERY.
+
+
+The Vicar's garden at Stoneground has certainly been enclosed for more
+than seven centuries, and during the whole of that time its almost
+sacred privacy has been regarded as permanent and unchangeable. It has
+remained for the innovators of later and more audacious days to hint
+that it might be given into other hands, and still carry with it no
+curse that should make a new possessor hasten to undo his irreverence.
+Whether there can be warrant for such confidence, time will show. The
+experiences already related will show that the privacy of the garden
+has been counted upon both by good men and worse. And here is a story,
+in its way, more strange than any.
+
+By way of beginning, it may be well to describe a part of the garden
+not hitherto brought into notice. That part lies on the western
+boundary, where the garden slopes down to a sluggish stream, hardly a
+stream at all, locally known as the Lode. The Lode bounds the garden
+on the west along its whole length, and there the moor-hen builds her
+nest, and the kingfisher is sometimes, but in these days too rarely,
+seen. But the centre of vision, as it were, of this western edge lies
+in a cluster of tall elms. Towards these all the garden paths converge,
+and about their base is raised a bank of earth, upon which is heaped a
+rockery of large stones lately overgrown with ferns.
+
+Mr. Batchel's somewhat prim taste in gardening had long resented
+this disorderly bank. In more than one place in his garden had wild
+confusion given place to a park-like trimness, and there were not a
+few who would say that the change was not for the better. Mr. Batchel,
+however, went his own way, and in due time determined to remove the
+rockery. He was puzzled by its presence; he could see no reason why a
+bank should have been raised about the feet of the elms, and surmounted
+with stones; not a ray of sunshine ever found its way there, and none
+but coarse and uninteresting plants had established themselves. Whoever
+had raised the bank had done it ignorantly, or with some purpose not
+easy for Mr. Batchel to conjecture.
+
+Upon a certain day, therefore, in the early part of December, when
+the garden had been made comfortable for its winter rest, he began,
+with the assistance of his gardener, to remove the stones into another
+place.
+
+We do but speak according to custom in this matter, and there are few
+readers who will not suspect the truth, which is that the gardener
+began to remove the stones, whilst Mr. Batchel stood by and delivered
+criticisms of very slight value. Such strength, in fact, as Mr. Batchel
+possessed had concentrated itself upon the mind, and somewhat neglected
+his body, and what he called help, during his presence in the garden,
+was called by another name when the gardener and his boy were left to
+themselves, with full freedom of speech.
+
+There were few of the stones rolled down by the gardener that Mr.
+Batchel could even have moved, but his astonishment at their size soon
+gave place to excitement at their appearance. His antiquarian tastes
+were strong, and were soon busily engaged. For, as the stones rolled
+down, his eyes were feasted, in a rapid succession, by capitals of
+columns, fragments of moulded arches and mullions, and other relics of
+ecclesiastical building.
+
+Repeatedly did he call the gardener down from his work to put these
+fragments together, and before long there were several complete lengths
+of arcading laid upon the path. Stones which, perhaps, had been
+separated for centuries, once more came together, and Mr. Batchel,
+rubbing his hands in excited satisfaction, declared that he might
+recover the best parts of a Church by the time the rockery had been
+demolished.
+
+The interest of the gardener in such matters was of a milder kind. "We
+must go careful," he merely observed, "when we come to the organ." They
+went on removing more and more stones, until at length the whole bank
+was laid bare, and Mr. Batchel's chief purpose achieved. How the stones
+were carefully arranged, and set up in other parts of the garden, is
+well known, and need not concern us now.
+
+One detail, however, must not be omitted. A large and stout stake of
+yew, evidently of considerable age, but nevertheless quite sound, stood
+exposed after the clearing of the bank. There was no obvious reason for
+its presence, but it had been well driven in, so well that the strength
+of the gardener, or, if it made any difference, of the gardener and Mr.
+Batchel together, failed even to shake it. It was not unsightly, and
+might have remained where it was, had not the gardener exclaimed, "This
+is the very thing we want for the pump." It was so obviously "the very
+thing" that its removal was then and there decided upon.
+
+The pump referred to was a small iron pump used to draw water from the
+Lode. It had been affixed to many posts in turn, and defied them all
+to hold it. Not that the pump was at fault. It was a trifling affair
+enough. But the pumpers were usually garden-boys, whose impatient
+energy had never failed, before many days, to wriggle the pump away
+from its supports. When the gardener had, upon one occasion, spent
+half a day in attaching it firmly to a post, they had at once shaken
+out the post itself. Since, therefore, the matter was causing daily
+inconvenience, and the gardener becoming daily more concerned for his
+reputation as a rough carpenter, it was natural for him to exclaim,
+"This is the very thing." It was a better stake than he had ever used,
+and as had just been made evident, a stake that the ground would hold.
+
+"Yes!" said Mr. Batchel, "it is the very thing; but can we get it up?"
+The gardener always accepted this kind of query as a challenge, and
+replied only by taking up a pick and setting to work, Mr. Batchel,
+as usual, looking on, and making, every now and then, a fruitless
+suggestion. After a few minutes, however, he made somewhat more than a
+suggestion. He darted forward and laid his hand upon the pick. "Don't
+you see some copper?" he asked quickly.
+
+Every man who digs knows what a hiding place there is in the earth.
+The monotony of spade work is always relieved by a hope of turning up
+something unexpected. Treasure lies dimly behind all these hopes, so
+that the gardener, having seen Mr. Batchel excited over so much that
+was precious from his own point of view, was quite ready to look for
+something of value to an ordinary reasonable man. Copper might lead to
+silver, and that, in turn, to gold. At Mr. Batchel's eager question,
+therefore, he peered into the hole he had made, and examined everything
+there that might suggest the rounded form of a coin.
+
+He soon saw what had arrested Mr. Batchel. There was a lustrous scratch
+on the side of the stake, evidently made by the pick, and though the
+metal was copper, plainly enough, the gardener felt that he had been
+deceived, and would have gone on with his work. Copper of that sort
+gave him no sort of excitement, and only a feeble interest.
+
+Mr. Batchel, however, was on his hands and knees. There was a small
+irregular plate of copper nailed to the stake; without any difficulty
+he tore it away from the nails, and soon scraped it clean with a
+shaving of wood; then, rising to his feet, he examined his find.
+
+There was an inscription upon it, so legible as to need no deciphering.
+It had been roughly and effectually made with a hammer and nail, the
+letters being formed by series of holes punched deeply into the metal,
+and what he read was:--
+
+ MOVE NOT THIS
+ STAKE, NOV. 1, 1702.
+
+But to move the stake was what Mr. Batchel had determined upon, and the
+metal plate he held in his hand interested him chiefly as showing how
+long the post had been there. He had happened, as he supposed, upon an
+ancient landmark. The discovery, recorded elsewhere, of a well, near to
+the edge of his present lawn, had shown him that his premises had once
+been differently arranged. One of the minor antiquarian tasks he had
+set himself was to discover and record the old arrangement, and he felt
+that the position of this stake would help him. He felt no doubt of
+its being a point upon the western limit of the garden; not improbably
+marked in this way to show where the garden began, and where ended the
+ancient hauling-way, which had been secured to the public for purposes
+of navigation.
+
+The gardener, meanwhile, was proceeding with his work. With no small
+difficulty he removed the rubble and clay which accounted for the
+firmness of the stake. It grew dark as the work went on, and a distant
+clock struck five before it was completed. Five was the hour at
+which the gardener usually went home; his day began early. He was
+not, however, a man to leave a small job unfinished, and he went on
+loosening the earth with his pick, and trying the effect, at intervals,
+upon the firmness of the stake. It naturally began to give, and could
+be moved from side to side through a space of some few inches. He
+lifted out the loosened stones, and loosened more. His pick struck
+iron, which, after loosening, proved to be links of a rusted chain.
+"They've buried a lot of rubbish in this hole," he remarked, as he went
+on loosening the chain, which, in the growing darkness, could hardly
+be seen. Mr. Batchel, meanwhile, occupied himself in a simpler task of
+working the stake to and fro, by way of loosening its hold. Ultimately
+it began to move with greater freedom. The gardener laid down his
+tool and grasped the stake, which his master was still holding; their
+combined efforts succeeded at once; the stake was lifted out.
+
+It turned out to be furnished with an unusually long and sharp point,
+which explained the firmness of its hold upon the ground. The gardener
+carried it to the neighbourhood of the pump, in readiness for its next
+purpose, and made ready to go home. He would drive the stake to-morrow,
+he said, in the new place, and make the pump so secure that not even
+the boys could shake it. He also spoke of some designs he had upon
+the chain, should it prove to be of any considerable length. He was an
+ingenious man, and his skill in converting discarded articles to new
+uses was embarrassing to his master. Mr. Batchel, as has been said, was
+a prim gardener, and he had no liking for makeshift devices. He had
+that day seen his runner beans trained upon a length of old gas-piping,
+and had no intention of leaving the gardener in possession of such a
+treasure as a rusty chain. What he said, however, and said with truth,
+was that he wanted the chain for himself. He had no practical use for
+it, and hardly expected it to yield him any interest. But a chain
+buried in 1702 must be examined--nothing ancient comes amiss to a man
+of antiquarian tastes.
+
+Mr. Batchel had noticed, whilst the gardener had been carrying away
+the stake, that the chain lay very loosely in the earth. The pick had
+worked well round it. He said, therefore, that the chain must be lifted
+out and brought to him upon the morrow, bade his gardener good night,
+and went in to his fireside.
+
+This will appear to the reader to be a record of the merest trifles,
+but all readers will accept the reminder that there is no such
+thing as a trifle, and that what appears to be trivial has that
+appearance only so long as it stands alone. Regarded in the light
+of their consequences, those matters which have seemed to be least
+in importance, turn out, often enough, to be the greatest. And these
+trifling occupations, as we may call them for the last time, of Mr.
+Batchel and the gardener, had consequences which shall now be set down
+as Mr. Batchel himself narrated them. But we must take events in their
+order. At present Mr. Batchel is at his fireside, and his gardener at
+home with his family. The stake is removed, and the hole, in which lies
+some sort of an iron chain, is exposed.
+
+Upon this particular evening Mr. Batchel was dining out. He was a
+good natured man, with certain mild powers of entertainment, and his
+presence as an occasional guest was not unacceptable at some of the
+more considerable houses of the neighbourhood. And let us hasten to
+observe that he was not a guest who made any great impression upon
+the larders or the cellars of his hosts. He liked port, but he liked
+it only of good quality, and in small quantity. When he returned
+from a dinner party, therefore, he was never either in a surfeited
+condition of body, or in any confusion of mind. Not uncommonly after
+his return upon such occasions did he perform accurate work. Unfinished
+contributions to sundry local journals were seldom absent from his
+desk. They were his means of recreation. There they awaited convenient
+intervals of leisure, and Mr. Batchel was accustomed to say that of
+these intervals he found none so productive as a late hour, or hour and
+a half, after a dinner party.
+
+Upon the evening in question he returned, about an hour before
+midnight, from dining at the house of a retired officer residing in the
+neighbourhood, and the evening had been somewhat less enjoyable than
+usual. He had taken in to dinner a young lady who had too persistently
+assailed him with antiquarian questions. Now Mr. Batchel did not like
+talking what he regarded as "shop," and was not much at home with young
+ladies, to whom he knew that, in the nature of things, he could be
+but imperfectly acceptable. With infinite good will towards them, and
+a genuine liking for their presence, he felt that he had but little
+to offer them in exchange. There was so little in common between his
+life and theirs. He felt distinctly at his worst when he found himself
+treated as a mere scrap-book of information. It made him seem, as he
+would express it, de-humanised.
+
+Upon this particular evening the young lady allotted to him, perhaps
+at her own request, had made a scrap-book of him, and he had returned
+home somewhat discontented, if also somewhat amused. His discontent
+arose from having been deprived of the general conversation he so
+greatly, but so rarely, enjoyed. His amusement was caused by the
+incongruity between a very light-hearted young lady and the subject
+upon which she had made him talk, for she had talked of nothing else
+but modes of burial.
+
+He began to recall the conversation as he lit his pipe and dropped into
+his armchair. She had either been reflecting deeply upon the matter,
+or, as seemed to Mr. Batchel, more probable, had read something and
+half forgotten it. He recalled her questions, and the answers by which
+he had vainly tried to lead her to a more attractive topic. For example:
+
+ She: Will you tell me why people were buried at cross roads?
+
+ He: Well, consecrated ground was so jealously guarded that a
+ criminal would be held to have forfeited the right to be buried
+ amongst Christian folk. His friends would therefore choose
+ cross roads where there was set a wayside cross, and make his
+ grave at the foot of it. In some of my journeys in Scotland I
+ have seen crosses....
+
+But the young lady had refused to be led into Scotland. She had stuck
+to her subject.
+
+ She: Why have coffins come back into use? There is nothing in our
+ Burial Service about a coffin.
+
+ He: True, and the use of the coffin is due, in part, to an ignorant
+ notion of confining the corpse, lest, like Hamlet's father, he
+ should walk the earth. You will have noticed that the corpse
+ is always carried out of the house feet foremost, to suggest a
+ final exit, and that the grave is often covered with a heavy
+ slab. Very curious epitaphs are to be found on these slabs....
+
+But she was not to be drawn into the subject of epitaphs. She had made
+him tell of other devices for confining spirits to their prison, and
+securing the peace of the living, especially of those adopted in the
+case of violent and mischievous men. Altogether an unusual sort of
+young lady.
+
+The conversation, however, had revived his memories of what was, after
+all, a matter of some interest, and he determined to look through his
+parish registers for records of exceptional burials. He was surprised
+at himself for never having done it. He dismissed the matter from his
+mind for the time being, and as it was a bright moonlight night he
+thought he would finish his pipe in the garden.
+
+Therefore, although midnight was close at hand, he strolled complacently
+round his garden, enjoying the light of the moon no less than in the
+daytime he would have enjoyed the sun; and thus it was that he arrived
+at the scene of his labours upon the old rockery. There was more light
+than there had been at the end of the afternoon, and when he had walked
+up the bank, and stood over the hole we have already described, he could
+distinctly see the few exposed links of the iron chain. Should he remove
+it at once to a place of safety, out of the way of the gardener? It was
+about time for bed. The city clocks were then striking midnight. He
+would let the chain decide. If it came out easily he would remove it;
+otherwise, it should remain until morning.
+
+The chain came out more than easily. It seemed to have a force within
+itself. He gave but a slight tug at the free end with a view of
+ascertaining what resistance he had to encounter, and immediately found
+himself lying upon his back with the chain in his hand. His back had
+fortunately turned towards an elm three feet away which broke his fall,
+but there had been violence enough to cause him no little surprise.
+
+The effort he had made was so slight that he could not account for
+having lost his feet; and being a careful man, he was a little anxious
+about his evening coat, which he was still wearing. The chain, however,
+was in his hand, and he made haste to coil it into a portable shape,
+and to return to the house.
+
+Some fifty yards from the spot was the northern boundary of the garden,
+a long wall with a narrow lane beyond. It was not unusual, even at
+this hour of the night, to hear footsteps there. The lane was used by
+railway men, who passed to and from their work at all hours, as also by
+some who returned late from entertainments in the neighbouring city.
+
+But Mr. Batchel, as he turned back to the house, with his chain over
+one arm, heard more than footsteps. He heard for a few moments the
+unmistakable sound of a scuffle, and then a piercing cry, loud and
+sharp, and a noise of running. It was such a cry as could only have
+come from one in urgent need of help.
+
+Mr. Batchel dropped his chain. The garden wall was some ten feet high
+and he had no means of scaling it. But he ran quickly into the house,
+passed out by the hall door into the street, and so towards the lane
+without a moment's loss of time.
+
+Before he has gone many yards he sees a man running from the lane with
+his clothing in great disorder, and this man, at the sight of Mr.
+Batchel, darts across the road, runs along in the shadow of an opposite
+wall and attempts to escape.
+
+The man is known well enough to Mr. Batchel. It is one Stephen Medd, a
+respectable and sensible man, by occupation a shunter, and Mr. Batchel
+at once calls out to ask what has happened. Stephen, however, makes no
+reply but continues to run along the shadow of the wall, whereupon Mr.
+Batchel crosses over and intercepts him, and again asks what is amiss.
+Stephen answers wildly and breathlessly, "I'm not going to stop here,
+let me go home."
+
+As Mr. Batchel lays his hand upon the man's arm and draws him into the
+light of the moon, it is seen that his face is streaming with blood
+from a wound near the eye.
+
+He is somewhat calmed by the familiar voice of Mr. Batchel, and is
+about to speak, when another scream is heard from the lane. The voice
+is that of a boy or woman, and no sooner does Stephen hear it than he
+frees himself violently from Mr. Batchel and makes away towards his
+home. With no less speed does Mr. Batchel make for the lane, and finds
+about half way down a boy lying on the ground wounded and terrified.
+
+At first the boy clings to the ground, but he, too, is soon reassured
+by Mr. Batchel's voice, and allows himself to be lifted on to his
+feet. His wound is also in the face, and Mr. Batchel takes the boy
+into his house, bathes and plasters his wound, and soon restores him
+to something like calm. He is what is termed a call-boy, employed by
+the Railway Company to awaken drivers at all hours, and give them their
+instructions.
+
+Mr. Batchel is naturally impatient for the moment he can question
+the boy about his assailant, who is presumably also the assailant
+of Stephen Medd. No one had been visible in the lane, though the
+moon shone upon it from end to end. At the first available moment,
+therefore, he asks the boy, "Who did this?"
+
+The answer came, without any hesitation, "Nobody." "There was nobody
+there," he said, "and all of a sudden somebody hit me with an iron
+thing."
+
+Then Mr. Batchel asked, "Did you see Stephen Medd?" He was becoming
+greatly puzzled.
+
+The boy replied that he had seen Mr. Medd "a good bit in front," with
+nobody near him, and that all of a sudden someone knocked him down.
+
+Further questioning seemed useless. Mr. Batchel saw the boy to his
+home, left him at the door, and returned to bed, but not to sleep.
+He could not cease from thinking, and he could think of nothing but
+assaults from invisible hands. Morning seemed long in coming, but came
+at last.
+
+Mr. Batchel was up betimes and made a very poor breakfast. Dallying
+with the morning paper, rather than reading it, his eye was arrested by
+a headline about "Mysterious assaults in Elmham." He felt that he had
+mysteries of his own to occupy him and was in no mood to be interested
+in more assaults. But he had some knowledge of Elmham, a small town ten
+miles distant from Stoneground, and he read the brief paragraph, which
+contained no more than the substance of a telegram. It said, however,
+that three persons had been victims of unaccountable assaults. Two of
+them had escaped with slight injuries, but the third, a young woman,
+was dangerously wounded, though still alive and conscious. She declared
+that she was quite alone in her house and had been suddenly struck
+with great violence by what felt like a piece of iron, and that she
+must have bled to death but for a neighbour who heard her cries. The
+neighbour had at once looked out and seen nobody, but had bravely gone
+to her friend's assistance.
+
+Mr. Batchel laid down his newspaper considerably impressed, as was
+natural, by the resemblance of these tragedies to what he had
+witnessed himself. He was in no condition, after his excitement and
+his sleepless night, to do his usual work. His mind reverted to the
+conversation at the dinner party and the trifle of antiquarian research
+it had suggested. Such occupation had often served him when he found
+himself suffering from a cold, or otherwise indisposed for more serious
+work. He would get the registers and collect what entries there might
+be of irregular burial.
+
+He found only one such entry, but that one was enough. There was a note
+dated All Hallows, 1702, to this effect:
+
+ "This day did a vagrant from Elmham beat cruelly to death two
+ poor men who had refused him alms, and upon a hue and cry being
+ raised, took his own life. He was buried in one Parson's Close
+ with a stake through his body and his arms confined in chains,
+ and stoutly covered in."
+
+No further news came from Elmham. Either the effort had been exhausted,
+or its purpose achieved. But what could have led the young lady, a
+stranger to Mr. Batchel and to his garden, to hit upon so appropriate
+a topic? Mr. Batchel could not answer the question as he put it to
+himself again and again during the day. He only knew that she had given
+him a warning, by which, to his shame and regret, he had been too
+obtuse to profit.
+
+
+
+
+VII.
+
+THE INDIAN LAMP-SHADE.
+
+
+What has been already said of Mr. Batchel will have sufficed to inform
+the reader that he is a man of very settled habits. The conveniences
+of life, which have multiplied so fast of late, have never attracted
+him, even when he has heard of them. Inconveniences to which he is
+accustomed have always seemed to him preferable to conveniences with
+which he is unfamiliar. To this day, therefore, he writes with a quill,
+winds up his watch with a key, and will drink no soda-water but from a
+tumbling bottle with the cork wired to its neck.
+
+The reader accordingly will learn without surprise that Mr. Batchel
+continues to use the reading-lamp he acquired 30 years ago as a
+Freshman in College. He still carries it from room to room as
+occasion requires, and ignores all other means of illumination. It
+is an inexpensive lamp of very poor appearance, and dates from a
+time when labour-saving was not yet a fine art. It cannot be lighted
+without the removal of several of its parts, and it is extinguished
+by the primitive device of blowing down the chimney. What has always
+shocked the womenfolk of the Batchel family, however, is the lamp's
+unworthiness of its surroundings. Mr. Batchel's house is furnished in
+dignified and comfortable style, but the handsome lamp, surmounting
+a fluted brazen column, which his relatives bestowed upon him at his
+institution, is still unpacked.
+
+One of his younger and subtler relatives succeeded in damaging the old
+lamp, as she thought, irretrievably, by a well-planned accident, but
+found it still in use a year later, most atrociously repaired. The
+whole family, and some outsiders, had conspired to attack the offending
+lamp, and it had withstood them all.
+
+The single victory achieved over Mr. Batchel in this matter is quite
+recent, and was generally unexpected. A cousin who had gone out to
+India as a bride, and that of Mr. Batchel's making, had sent him
+an Indian lamp-shade. The association was pleasing. The shade was
+decorated with Buddhist figures which excited Mr. Batchel's curiosity,
+and to the surprise of all his friends he set it on the lamp and there
+allowed it to remain. It was not, however, the figures which had
+reconciled him to this novel and somewhat incongruous addition to the
+old lamp. The singular colour of the material had really attracted
+him. It was a bright orange-red, like no colour he had ever seen, and
+the remarks of visitors whose experience of such things was greater
+than his own soon justified him in regarding it as unique. No one had
+seen the colour elsewhere; and of all the tints which have acquired
+distinctive names, none of the names could be applied without some
+further qualification. Mr. Batchel himself did not trouble about
+a name, but was quite certain that it was a colour that he liked;
+and more than that, a colour which had about it some indescribable
+fascination. When the lamp had been brought in, and the curtains drawn,
+he used to regard with singular pleasure the interiors of rooms with
+whose appearance he was unaccustomed to concern himself. The books in
+his study, and the old-fashioned solid furniture of his dining room, as
+reflected in the new light, seemed to assume a more friendly aspect,
+as if they had previously been rigidly frozen, and had now thawed
+into life. The lamp-shade seemed to bestow upon the light some active
+property, and gave to the rooms, as Mr. Batchel said, the appearance of
+being wide-awake.
+
+These optical effects, as he called them, were especially noticeable in
+the dining room, where the convenience of a large table often induced
+him to spend the evening. Standing in a favourite attitude, with his
+elbow on the chimney-piece, Mr. Batchel found increasing pleasure in
+contemplating the interior of the room as he saw it reflected in a
+large old mirror above the fireplace. The great mahogany sideboard
+across the room, seemed, as he gazed upon it, to be penetrated by the
+light, and to acquire a softness of outline, and a sort of vivacity,
+which operated pleasantly upon its owner's imagination. He found
+himself playfully regretting, for example, that the mirror had no power
+of recording and reproducing the scenes enacted before it since the
+close of the 18th century, when it had become one of the fixtures of
+the house. The ruddy light of the lamp-shade had always a stimulating
+effect upon his fancy, and some of the verses which describe his
+visions before the mirror would delight the reader, but that the
+author's modesty forbids their reproduction. Had he been less firm in
+this matter we should have inserted here a poem in which Mr. Batchel
+audaciously ventured into the domain of Physics. He endowed his mirror
+with the power of retaining indefinitely the light which fell upon it,
+and of reflecting it only when excited by the appropriate stimulus. The
+passage beginning
+
+ The mirror, whilst men pass upon their way,
+ Treasures their image for a later day,
+
+might be derided by students of optics. Mr. Batchel has often read
+it in after days, with amazement, for, when his idle fancies came to be
+so gravely substantiated, he found that in writing the verses he had
+stumbled upon a new fact--a fact based as soundly, as will soon appear,
+upon experiment, as those which the text-books use in arriving at the
+better-known properties of reflection.
+
+He was seated in his dining room one frosty evening in January. His
+chair was drawn up to the fire, and the upper part of the space behind
+him was visible in the mirror. The brighter and clearer light thrown
+down by the shade was shining upon his book. It is the fate of most
+of us to receive visits when we should best like to be alone, and Mr.
+Batchel allowed an impatient exclamation to escape him, when, at nine
+o'clock on this evening, he heard the door-bell. A minute later, the
+boy announced "Mr. Mutcher," and Mr. Batchel, with such affability as
+he could hastily assume, rose to receive the caller. Mr. Mutcher was
+the Deputy Provincial Grand Master of the Ancient Order of Gleaners,
+and the formality of his manner accorded with the gravity of his title.
+Mr. Batchel soon became aware that the rest of the evening was doomed.
+The Deputy Provincial Grand Master had come to discuss the probable
+effect of the Insurance Act upon Friendly Societies, of which Mr.
+Batchel was an ardent supporter. He attended their meetings, in some
+cases kept their accounts, and was always apt to be consulted in their
+affairs. He seated Mr. Mutcher, therefore, in a chair on the opposite
+side of the fireplace, and gave him his somewhat reluctant attention.
+
+"This," said Mr. Mutcher, as he looked round the room, "is a cosy nook
+on a cold night. I cordially appreciate your kindness, Reverend Sir, in
+affording me this interview, and the comfort of your apartment leads me
+to wish that it might be more protracted."
+
+Mr. Batchel did his best not to dissent, and as he settled himself
+for a long half-hour, began to watch the rise and fall, between two
+lines upon the distant wall-paper of the shadow of Mr. Mutcher's
+side-whisker, as it seemed to beat time to his measured speech.
+
+The D.P.G.M. (for these functionaries are usually designated by
+initials) was not a man to be hurried into brevity. His style had been
+studiously acquired at Lodge meetings, and Mr. Batchel knew it well
+enough to be prepared for a lengthy preamble.
+
+"I have presumed," said Mr. Mutcher, as he looked straight before him
+into the mirror, "to trespass upon your Reverence's forbearance,
+because there are one or two points upon this new Insurance Act
+which seem calculated to damage our long-continued prosperity--I say
+long-continued prosperity," repeated Mr. Mutcher, as though Mr. Batchel
+had missed the phrase. "I had the favour of an interview yesterday,"
+he went on, "with the Sub-Superintendent of the Perseverance Accident
+and General (these were household words in circles which Mr. Batchel
+frequented, so that he was at no loss to understand them), and he
+was unanimous with me in agreeing that the matter called for careful
+consideration. There are one or two of our rules which we know to be
+essential to the welfare of our Order, and yet which will have to go by
+the board--I say by the board--as from July next. Now we are not Medes,
+nor yet Persians"--Mr. Mutcher was about to repeat "Persians" when he
+was observed to look hastily round the room and then to turn deadly
+pale. Mr. Batchel rose and hastened to his support; he was obviously
+unwell. The visitor, however, made a strong effort, rose from his chair
+at once, saying "Pray allow me to take leave," and hurried to the door
+even as he said the words. Mr. Batchel, with real concern, followed
+him with the offer of brandy, or whatever might afford relief. Mr.
+Mutcher did not so much as pause to reply. Before Mr. Batchel could
+reach him he had crossed the hall, and the door-knob was in his hand.
+He thereupon opened the door and passed into the street without another
+word. More unaccountably still, he went away at a run, such as ill
+became his somewhat majestic figure, and Mr. Batchel closed the door
+and returned to the dining-room in a state of bewilderment. He took
+up his book, and sat down again in his chair. He did not immediately
+begin to read, but set himself to review Mr. Mutcher's unaccountable
+behaviour, and as he raised his eyes to the mirror he saw an elderly
+man standing at the sideboard.
+
+Mr. Batchel quickly turned round, and as he did so, recalled the
+similar movement of his late visitor. The room was empty. He
+turned again to the mirror, and the man was still there--evidently
+a servant--one would say without much hesitation, the butler.
+The cut-away coat, and white stock, the clean-shaven chin, and
+close-trimmed side-whiskers, the deftness and decorum of his movements
+were all characteristic of a respectable family servant, and he stood
+at the sideboard like a man who was at home there.
+
+Another object, just visible above the frame of the mirror, caused
+Mr. Batchel to look round again, and again to see nothing unusual.
+But what he saw in the mirror was a square oaken box some few inches
+deep, which the butler was proceeding to unlock. And at this point Mr.
+Batchel had the presence of mind to make an experiment of extraordinary
+value. He removed, for a moment, the Indian shade from the lamp, and
+laid it upon the table, and thereupon the mirror showed nothing but
+empty space and the frigid lines of the furniture. The butler had
+disappeared, as also had the box, to re-appear the moment the shade was
+restored to its place.
+
+As soon as the box was opened, the butler produced a bundled
+handkerchief which his left hand had been concealing under the tails
+of his coat. With his right hand he removed the contents of the
+handkerchief, hurriedly placed them in the box, closed the lid, and
+having done this, left the room at once. His later movements had been
+those of a man in fear of being disturbed. He did not even wait to lock
+the box. He seemed to have heard someone coming.
+
+Mr. Batchel's interest in the box will subsequently be explained. As
+soon as the butler had left, he stood before the mirror and examined it
+carefully. More than once, as he felt the desire for a closer scrutiny,
+he turned to the sideboard itself, where of course no box was to be
+seen, and returned to the mirror unreasonably disappointed. At length,
+with the image of the box firmly impressed upon his memory, he sat down
+again in his chair, and reviewed the butler's conduct, or as he doubted
+he would have to call it, misconduct. Unfortunately for Mr. Batchel,
+the contents of the handkerchief had been indistinguishable. But for
+the butler's alarm, which caused him to be moving away from the box
+even whilst he was placing the thing within it, the mirror could not
+have shewn as much as it did. All that had been made evident was that
+the man had something to conceal, and that it was surreptitiously done.
+
+"Is this all?" said Mr. Batchel to himself as he sat looking into the
+mirror, "or is it only the end of the first Act?" The question was, in
+a measure, answered by the presence of the box. That, at all events
+would have to disappear before the room could resume its ordinary
+aspect; and whether it was to fade out of sight or to be removed by the
+butler, Mr. Batchel did not intend to be looking another way at the
+time. He had not seen, although perhaps Mr. Mutcher had, whether the
+butler had brought it in, but he was determined to see whether he took
+it out.
+
+He had not gazed into the mirror for many minutes before he learned
+that there was to be a second Act. Quite suddenly, a woman was at
+the sideboard. She had darted to it, and the time taken in passing
+over half the length of the mirror had been altogether too brief to
+show what she was like. She now stood with her face to the sideboard,
+entirely concealing the box from view, and all Mr. Batchel could
+determine was that she was tall of stature, and that her hair was
+raven-black, and not in very good order. In his anxiety to see her
+face, he called aloud, "Turn round." Of course, he understood, when he
+saw that his cry had been absolutely without effect, that it had been a
+ridiculous thing to do. He turned his head again for a moment to assure
+himself that the room was empty, and to remind himself that the curtain
+had fallen, perhaps a century before, upon the drama--he began to think
+of it as a tragedy--that he was witnessing. The opportunity, however,
+of seeing the woman's features was not denied him. She turned her face
+full upon the mirror--this is to speak as if we described the object
+rather than the image--so that Mr. Batchel saw it plainly before him;
+it was a handsome, cruel-looking face, of waxen paleness, with fine,
+distended, lustrous, eyes. The woman looked hurriedly round the room,
+looked twice towards the door, and then opened the box.
+
+"Our respectable friend was evidently observed," said Mr. Batchel.
+"If he has annexed anything belonging to this magnificent female,
+he is in for a bad quarter of an hour." He would have given a great
+deal, for once, to have had a sideboard backed by a looking glass, and
+lamented that the taste of the day had been too good to tolerate such
+a thing. He would have then been able to see what was going on at the
+oaken box. As it was, the operations were concealed by the figure of
+the woman. She was evidently busy with her fingers; her elbows, which
+shewed plainly enough, were vibrating with activity. In a few minutes
+there was a final movement of the elbows simultaneously away from her
+sides, and it shewed, as plainly as if the hands had been visible, that
+something had been plucked asunder. It was just such a movement as
+accompanies the removal, after a struggle, of the close-fitting lid of
+a canister.
+
+"What next?" said Mr. Batchel, as he observed the movement, and
+interpreted it as the end of the operation at the box. "Is this the end
+of the second Act?"
+
+He was soon to learn that it was not the end, and that the drama of the
+mirror was indeed assuming the nature of tragedy. The woman closed the
+box and looked towards the door, as she had done before; then she made
+as if she would dart out of the room, and found her movement suddenly
+arrested. She stopped dead, and, in a moment, fell loosely to the
+ground. Obviously she had swooned away.
+
+Mr. Batchel could then see nothing, except that the box remained in
+its place on the sideboard, so that he arose and stood close up to the
+mirror in order to obtain a view of the whole stage, as he called it.
+It showed him, in the wider view he now obtained, the woman lying in
+a heap upon the carpet, and a grey-wigged clergyman standing in the
+doorway of the room.
+
+"The Vicar of Stoneground, without a doubt," said Mr. Batchel. "The
+household of my reverend predecessor is not doing well by him; to judge
+from the effect of his appearance upon this female, there's something
+serious afoot. Poor old man," he added, as the clergyman walked into
+the room.
+
+This expression of pity was evoked by the Vicar's face. The marks of
+tears were upon his cheeks, and he looked weary and ill. He stood for
+a while looking down upon the woman who had swooned away, and then
+stooped down, and gently opened her hand.
+
+Mr. Batchel would have given a great deal to know what the Vicar found
+there. He took something from her, stood erect for a moment with an
+expression of consternation upon his face; then his chin dropped, his
+eyes showed that he had lost consciousness, and he fell to the ground,
+very much as the woman had fallen.
+
+The two lay, side by side, just visible in the space between the table
+and the sideboard. It was a curious and pathetic situation. As the
+clergyman was about to fall, Mr. Batchel had turned to save him, and
+felt a real distress of helplessness at being reminded again that it
+was but an image that he had looked upon. The two persons now lying
+upon the carpet had been for some hundred years beyond human aid. He
+could no more help them than he could help the wounded at Waterloo. He
+was tempted to relieve his distress by removing the shade of the lamp;
+he had even laid his hand upon it, but the feeling of curiosity was now
+become too strong, and he knew that he must see the matter to its end.
+
+The woman first began to revive. It was to be expected, as she had
+been the first to go. Had not Mr. Batchel seen her face in the mirror,
+her first act of consciousness would have astounded him. Now it only
+revolted him. Before she had sufficiently recovered to raise herself
+upon her feet, she forced open the lifeless hands beside her and
+snatched away the contents of that which was not empty; and as she did
+this, Mr. Batchel saw the glitter of precious stones. The woman was
+soon upon her feet and making feebly for the door, at which she paused
+to leer at the prostrate figure of the clergyman before she disappeared
+into the hall. She appeared no more, and Mr. Batchel felt glad to be
+rid of her presence.
+
+The old Vicar was long in coming to his senses; as he began to move,
+there stood in the doorway the welcome figure of the butler. With
+infinite gentleness he raised his master to his feet, and with a strong
+arm supported him out of the room, which at last, stood empty.
+
+"That, at least," said Mr. Batchel, "is the end of the second Act. I
+doubt whether I could have borne much more. If that awful woman comes
+back I shall remove the shade and have done with it all. Otherwise, I
+shall hope to learn what becomes of the box, and whether my respectable
+friend who has just taken out his master is, or is not, a rascal." He
+had been genuinely moved by what he had seen, and was conscious of
+feeling something like exhaustion. He dare not, however, sit down,
+lest he should lose anything important of what remained. Neither the
+door nor the lower part of the room was visible from his chair, so
+that he remained standing at the chimney-piece, and there awaited the
+disappearance of the oaken box.
+
+So intently were his eyes fixed upon the box, in which he was
+especially interested, that he all but missed the next incident. A
+velvet curtain which he could see through the half-closed door had
+suggested nothing of interest to him. He connected it indefinitely,
+as it was excusable to do, with the furniture of the house, and only
+by inadvertence looked at it a second time. When, however, it began
+to travel slowly along the hall, his curiosity was awakened in a new
+direction. The butler, helping his master out of the room ten minutes
+since, had left the door half open, but as the opening was not towards
+the mirror, only a strip of the hall beyond could be seen. Mr. Batchel
+went to open the door more widely, only to find, of course, that
+the vividness of the images had again betrayed him. The door of his
+dining-room was closed, as he had closed it after Mr. Mutcher, whose
+perturbation was now so much easier to understand.
+
+The curtain continued to move across the narrow opening, and explained
+itself in doing so. It was a pall. The remains it so amply covered
+were being carried out of the house to their resting-place, and were
+followed by a long procession of mourners in long cloaks. The hats
+they held in their black-gloved hands were heavily banded with crêpe
+whose ends descended to the ground, and foremost among them was the
+old clergyman, refusing the support which two of the chief mourners
+were in the act of proffering. Mr. Batchel, full of sympathy, watched
+the whole procession pass the door, and not until it was evident that
+the funeral had left the house did he turn once more to the box. He
+felt sure that the closing scene of the tragedy was at hand, and it
+proved to be very near. It was brief and uneventful. The butler very
+deliberately entered the room, threw aside the window-curtains and drew
+up the blinds, and then went away at once, taking the box with him. Mr.
+Batchel thereupon blew out his lamp and went to bed, with a purpose of
+his own to be fulfilled upon the next day.
+
+His purpose may be stated at once. He had recognised the oaken box,
+and knew that it was still in the house. Three large cupboards in
+the old library of Vicar Whitehead were filled with the papers of a
+great law-suit about tithe, dating from the close of the 18th century.
+Amongst these, in the last of the three cupboards, was the box of which
+so much has been said. It was filled, so far as Mr. Batchel remembered,
+with the assessments for poor's-rate of a large number of landholders
+concerned in the suit, and these Mr. Batchel had never thought it worth
+his while to disturb. He had gone to rest, however, on this night with
+the full intention of going carefully through the contents of the box.
+He scarcely hoped, after so long an interval, to discover any clue to
+the scenes he had witnessed, but he was determined at least to make the
+attempt. If he found nothing, he intended that the box should enshrine
+a faithful record of the transactions in the dining-room.
+
+It was inevitable that a man who had so much of the material of a story
+should spend a wakeful hour in trying to piece it together. Mr. Batchel
+spent considerably more than an hour in connecting, in this way and
+that, the butler and his master, the gypsy-looking woman, the funeral,
+but could arrive at no connexion that satisfied him. Once asleep, he
+found the problem easier, and dreamed a solution so obvious as to make
+him wonder that the matter had ever puzzled him. When he awoke in the
+morning, also, the defects of the solution were so obvious as to make
+him wonder that he had accepted it; so easily are we satisfied when
+reason is not there to criticise. But there was still the box, and this
+Mr. Batchel lifted down from the third cupboard, dusted with his towel,
+and when he was dressed, carried downstairs with him. His breakfast
+occupied but a small part of a large table, and upon the vacant area
+he was soon laying, as he examined them, one by one, the documents
+which the box contained. His recollection of them proved to be right.
+They were overseers' lists of parochial assessments, of which he soon
+had a score or more laid upon the table. They were of no interest in
+themselves, and did nothing to further the matter in hand. They would
+appear to have been thrust into the box by someone desiring to find a
+receptacle for them.
+
+In a little while, however, the character of the papers changed. Mr.
+Batchel found himself reading something of another kind, written upon
+paper of another form and colour.
+
+"Irish bacon to be had of Mr. Broadley, hop merchant in Southwark."
+
+"Rasin wine is kept at the Wine and Brandy vaults in Catherine Street."
+
+"The best hones at Mr. Forsters in Little Britain."
+
+There followed a recipe for a "rhumatic mixture," a way of making a
+polish for mahogany, and other such matters. They were evidently the
+papers of the butler.
+
+Mr. Batchel removed them one by one, as he had removed the others;
+household accounts followed, one or two private letters, and the
+advertisement of a lottery, and then he reached a closed compartment
+at the bottom of the box, occupying about half its area. The lid of
+the compartment was provided with a bone stud, and Mr. Batchel lifted
+it off and laid it upon the table amongst the papers. He saw at once
+what the butler had taken from his handkerchief. There was an open
+pocket-knife, with woeful-looking deposits upon its now rusty blade.
+There was a delicate human finger, now dry and yellow, and on the
+finger a gold ring.
+
+Mr. Batchel took up this latter pitiful object and removed the ring,
+even now, not quite easily. He allowed the finger to drop back into the
+box, which he carried away at once into another room. His appetite for
+breakfast had left him, and he rang the bell to have the things cleared
+away, whilst he set himself, with the aid of a lens, to examine the
+ring.
+
+There had been three large stones, all of which had been violently
+removed. The claws of their settings were, without exception, either
+bent outwards, or broken off. Within the ring was engraved, in graceful
+italic characters, the name AMEY LEE, and on the broader part, behind
+the place of the stones
+
+ She doth joy double,
+ And halveth trouble.
+
+This pathetic little love token Mr. Batchel continued to hold in his
+hand as he rehearsed the whole story to which it afforded the clue.
+He knew that the ring had been set with such stones as there was no
+mistaking: he remembered only too well how their discovery had affected
+the aged vicar. But never would he deny himself the satisfaction of
+hoping that the old man had been spared the distress of learning how
+the ring had been removed.
+
+The name of Amey Lee was as familiar to Mr. Batchel as his own. Twice
+at least every Sunday during the past seven years had he read it at
+his feet, as he sat in the chancel, as well as the name of Robert Lee
+upon an adjacent slab, and he had wondered during the leisurely course
+of many a meandering hymn whether there was good precedent for the
+spelling of the name. He made another use now of his knowledge of the
+pavement. There was a row of tiles along the head of the slabs, and Mr.
+Batchel hastened to fulfil without delay, what he conceived to be his
+duty. He replaced the ring upon Amey Lee's finger and carried it into
+the church, and there, having raised one of the tiles with a chisel,
+gave it decent burial.
+
+Whether the butler ever learned that he had been robbed in his turn,
+who shall say? His immediate dismissal, after the funeral, seemed
+inevitable, and his oaken box was evidently placed by him, or by
+another, where no man heeded it. It still occupies a place amongst
+the law papers and may lie undisturbed for another century; and when
+Mr. Batchel put it there, without the promised record of events, he
+returned to the dining room, removed the Indian shade from the lamp,
+and, having put a lighted match to the edge, watched it slowly burn
+away.
+
+Only one thing remained. Mr. Batchel felt that it would give him some
+satisfaction to visit Mr. Mutcher. His address, as obtained from the
+District Miscellany of the Order of Gleaners, was 13, Albert Villas,
+Williamson Street, not a mile away from Stoneground.
+
+Mr. Mutcher, fortunately, was at home when Mr. Batchel called, and
+indeed opened the door with a copious apology for being without his
+coat.
+
+"I hope," said Mr. Batchel, "that you have overcome your indisposition
+of last Tuesday evening."
+
+"Don't mention it, your Reverence," said Mr. Mutcher, "my wife gave
+me such a talking to when I came 'ome that I was quite ashamed of
+myself--I say ashamed of myself."
+
+"She observed that you were unwell," said Mr. Batchel, "I am sure; but
+she could hardly blame you for that."
+
+By this time the visitor had been shewn into the parlour, and Mrs.
+Mutcher had appeared to answer for herself.
+
+"I really was ashamed, Sir," she said, "to think of the way Mutcher was
+talking, and a clergyman's 'ouse too. Mutcher is not a man, Sir, that
+takes anything, not so much as a drop; but he is wonderful partial to
+cold pork, which never does agree with him, and never did, at night in
+partic'lar."
+
+"It was the cold pork, then, that made you unwell?" asked Mr. Batchel.
+
+"It was, your Reverence, and it was not," Mr. Mutcher replied,
+"for internal discomfort there was none--I say none. But a little
+light-'eaded it did make me, and I could 'ave swore, your Reverence,
+saving your presence, that I saw an elderly gentleman carry a box into
+your room and put it down on the sheffoneer."
+
+"There was no one there, of course," observed Mr. Batchel.
+
+"No!" replied the D.P.G.M., "there was not; and the discrepancy was too
+much for me. I hope you will pardon the abruptness of my departure."
+
+"Certainly," said Mr. Batchel, "discrepancies are always embarrassing."
+
+"And you will allow me one day to resume our discourse upon the subject
+of National Insurance," he added, when he shewed his visitor to the
+door.
+
+"I shall not have much leisure," said Mr. Batchel, audaciously, taking
+all risks, "until the Greek Kalends."
+
+"Oh, I don't mind waiting till it does end," said Mr. Mutcher, "there
+is no immediate 'urry."
+
+"It's rather a long time," remarked Mr. Batchel.
+
+"Pray don't mention it," answered the Deputy Provincial Grand Master,
+in his best manner. "But when the time comes, perhaps you'll drop me a
+line."
+
+
+
+
+VIII.
+
+THE PLACE OF SAFETY.
+
+
+"I thank my governors, teachers, spiritual pastors, and masters," said
+Wardle, as he lit a cigar after breakfast, "that I never acquired a
+taste for that sort of thing."
+
+Wardle was a pragmatical and candid friend who paid Mr. Batchel
+occasional visits at Stoneground. He regarded antiquarian tastes
+as a form of insanity, and it annoyed him to see his host poring
+over registers, churchwardens' accounts, and documents which he
+contemptuously alluded to as "dirty papers." "If you would throw those
+things away, Batchel," he used to say, "and read the _Daily Mail_,
+you'd be a better man for it."
+
+Mr. Batchel replied only with a tolerant smile, and, as his friend went
+out of doors with his cigar, continued to read the document before
+him, although it was one he had read twenty times before. It was an
+inventory of church goods, dated the 6th year of Edward VI.--to be
+exact, the 15th May, 1552. By a royal order of that year, all Church
+goods, saving only what sufficed for the barest necessities of
+Divine Service, were collected and deposited in safe hands, there to
+await further instructions. The instructions, which had not been long
+delayed, had consisted in a curt order for seizure. Everyone who cares
+for such matters, knows and laments the grievous spoliation of those
+times.
+
+Mr. Batchel's document, however, proved that the Churchwardens of the
+day were not incapable of self-defence. They were less dumb than sheep
+before the shearers. For, on the copy of the inventory of which he
+had become possessed, was written the Commissioners' Report that "at
+Stoneground did John Spayn and John Gounthropp, Churchwardens, declare
+upon their othes that two gilded senseres with candellstickes, old
+paynted clothes, and other implements, were contayned in a chest which
+was robbed on St. Peter's Eve before the first inventorye made."
+
+Mr. Batchel had a shrewd suspicion, which the reader will not
+improbably share, that John Spayne and his colleague knew more
+about the robbery than they chose to admit. He said to himself
+again and again, that the contents of the chest had been carefully
+concealed until times should mend. But from the point of view of
+the Churchwardens, times had not mended. There was evidence that
+Stoneground had been in no mood to tolerate censers in the reign of
+Mary, and it seemed unlikely that any later time could have re-admitted
+the ancient ritual. On this account, Mr. Batchel had never ceased to
+believe that the contents of the chest lay somewhere near at hand, nor
+to hope that it might be his lot to discover it.
+
+Whenever there was any work of the nature of excavation or demolition
+within a hundred yards of the Church, Mr. Batchel was sure to be
+there. His presence was very distasteful in most cases, to the workmen
+engaged, whom it deprived of many intervals of leisure to which they
+were accustomed when left alone. During a long course of operations
+connected with the restoration of the Church, Mr. Batchel's vigilance
+had been of great advantage to the work, both in raising the standard
+of industry and in securing attention to details which the builders
+were quite prepared to overlook. It had, however, brought him no nearer
+to the censers and other contents of the chest, and when the work was
+completed, his hopes of discovery had become pitifully slender.
+
+Mr. Wardle, notwithstanding his general contempt for antiquarian
+pursuits, was polite enough to give Mr. Batchel's hobbies an occasional
+place in their conversation, and in this way was informed of the
+"stolen" goods. The information, however, gave him no more than a very
+languid interest.
+
+"Why can't you let the things alone?" he said, "what's the use of them?"
+
+Mr. Batchel felt it all but impossible to answer a man who could say
+this; yet he made the attempt.
+
+"The historic interest," he said seriously, "of censers that were used
+down to the days of Edward VI. is in itself sufficient to justify----"
+
+"Etcetera," said his friend, interrupting the sentence which even Mr.
+Batchel was not sure of finishing to his satisfaction, "but it takes so
+little to justify you antiquarians, with your axes and hammers. What
+can you do with it when you get it, if you ever do get it?"
+
+"There are two censers," Mr. Batchel mildly observed in correction,
+"and other things."
+
+"All right," said Wardle; "tell me about one of them, and leave me to
+do the multiplication."
+
+With this permission, Mr. Batchel entered upon a general description of
+such ancient thuribles as he knew of, and Wardle heard him with growing
+impatience.
+
+"It seems to me," he burst in at length, "that what you are making all
+this pother about is a sort of silver cruet-stand, which was thin
+metal to begin with, and cleaned down to the thickness of egg-shell
+before the Commissioners heard of it. At this moment, if it exists,
+it is a handful of black scrap. If you found it, I wouldn't give a
+shilling for it; and if I would, it isn't yours to sell. Why can't you
+let the things alone?"
+
+"But the interest of it," said Mr. Batchel, "is what attracts me."
+
+"It's a pity you can't take an interest in something less
+uninteresting," said Wardle, petulantly; "but let me tell you what I
+think about your censers and all the rest of it. Your Churchwardens
+lied about them, but that's all right; I'd have done the same myself.
+If their things couldn't be used, they were not going to have them
+abused, so they put them safely out of the way, your's and everybody's
+else."
+
+"I was not proposing to abuse them," interrupted Mr. Batchel.
+
+"Were you proposing to use them?" rejoined Wardle. "It's one thing or
+the other, to my mind. There are people who dig out Bishops and steal
+their rings to put in glass cases, but I don't know how they square
+the police; and it's the same sort of thing you seem to be up to. Let
+the things alone. You're a Prayer Book man, and just the sort the
+Churchwardens couldn't stomach. You talk fast enough at the Dissenters
+because they want to collar your property now. Why can't you do as you
+would be done by?"
+
+Mr. Batchel thought it useless to say any more to a man in so
+unsympathetic an attitude, or to enter upon any defence of the
+antiquarian researches to which his friend had so crudely referred.
+He did not much like, however, to be anticipated in a theory of the
+"robbery" which he felt to be reasonable and probable. He had hoped to
+propound the same theory himself, and to receive a suitable compliment
+upon his penetration. He began, therefore, somewhat irritably, to make
+the most of conjectures which, at various times, had occurred to him.
+"Men of that sort," he said, "would have disposed of the censers to
+some one who could go on using them, and in that case they are not here
+at all."
+
+"Men of that sort," answered Wardle, "are as careful of their skins
+as men of any other sort, and besides that, your Stoneground men have
+a very good notion of sticking to what they have got. The things are
+here, I daresay, if they are anywhere; but they are not yours, and you
+have no business to meddle with them. If you would spend your time in
+something else than poking about after other people's things, you'd get
+better value for it."
+
+This brief conversation, in which Mr. Batchel had scarcely been allowed
+the part to which he felt entitled, was in one respect satisfactory.
+It supported his belief that the censers lay somewhere within reach.
+In other respects, however, the attitude of Wardle was intolerable. He
+was evidently out of all sympathy with the quest upon which Mr. Batchel
+was set, and, for their different reasons, each was glad to drop the
+subject.
+
+During the next two or three days, the matter of the censers was not
+referred to, if only for lack of opportunity. Wardle was a kind of
+visitor for whom there was always a welcome at Stoneground, and the
+welcome was in his case no less cordial on account of his brutal
+frankness of expression, which, on the whole, his host enjoyed. His
+pungent criticisms of other men were vastly entertaining to Mr.
+Batchel, who was not so unreasonable as to feel aggrieved at an
+occasional attack upon himself.
+
+A guest of this unceremonious sort makes but small demands upon his
+host. Mr. Wardle used to occupy himself contentedly and unobtrusively
+in the house or in the garden whilst his host followed his usual
+avocations. The two men met at meals, and liked each other none the
+less because they were apart at most other times. A great part of Mr.
+Wardle's day was passed in the company of the gardener, to whose
+talk his own master was but an indifferent listener. The visitor and
+the gardener were both lovers of the soil, and taught each other a
+great deal as they worked side by side. Mr. Wardle found that sort of
+exercise wholesome, and, as the gardener expressed it, "was not frit to
+take his coat off."
+
+The gardening operations at this time of year were such as Mr. Wardle
+liked. The over-crowded shrubberies were being thinned, and a score or
+so of young shrubs had to be moved into better quarters. Upon a certain
+morning, when Mr. Batchel was occupied in his study, some aucubas were
+being transplanted into a strip of ground in front of the house, and
+Wardle had undertaken the task of digging holes to receive them. It
+was this task that he suddenly interrupted in order to burst in upon
+his host in what seemed to the latter a repulsive state of dirt and
+perspiration.
+
+"Talk of discoveries," he cried, "come and see what I've found."
+
+"Not the censers, I suppose," said Mr. Batchel.
+
+"Censers be hanged," said Wardle, "come and look."
+
+Mr. Batchel laid down his pen, with a sigh, and followed Wardle to the
+front of the house. His guest had made three large holes, each about
+two feet square, and drawing Mr. Batchel to the nearest of them, said
+"Look there."
+
+Mr. Batchel looked. He saw nothing, and said so.
+
+"Nothing?" exclaimed Wardle with impatience. "You see the bottom of the
+hole, I suppose?"
+
+This Mr. Batchel admitted.
+
+"Then," said Wardle, "kindly look and see whether you cannot see
+something else."
+
+"There is apparently a cylindrical object lying across the angle of
+your excavation," said Mr. Batchel.
+
+"That," replied his guest, "is what you are pleased to call nothing.
+Let me inform you that the cylindrical object is a piece of thick lead
+pipe, and that the pipe runs along the whole front of your house."
+
+"Gas-pipe, no doubt," said Mr. Batchel.
+
+"Is there any gas within a mile of this place?" asked Wardle.
+
+Mr. Batchel admitted that there was not, and felt that he had made a
+needlessly foolish suggestion. He felt safer in the amended suggestion
+that the object was a water-pipe.
+
+An ironical cross-examination by Mr. Wardle disposed of the amended
+suggestion as completely as he had disposed of the other, and his host
+began to grow restive. "If this sort of discovery pleases you," he
+said testily, "I will not grudge you your pleasure, but, to quote your
+own words, why can't you let it alone?"
+
+"Have you any idea," said Mr. Wardle, "of the value of this length of
+piping, at the present price of lead?"
+
+Even Mr. Wardle could hardly have suspected his host of knowing
+anything so preposterous as the price of lead, but he felt himself
+ill-used when Mr. Batchel disclaimed any interest in the matter, and
+returned to his study.
+
+Wardle had a commercial mind, which elsewhere was the means of securing
+him a very satisfactory income, and on this account, his host, as
+he resumed his work indoors, excused what he regarded as a needless
+interruption.
+
+He little suspected that his friend's commercial mind was to do him the
+great service of putting him in possession of the censers, and then to
+do him a disservice even greater.
+
+Had any such connexion so much as suggested itself, Mr. Batchel would
+more willingly have answered to the summons which came an hour later,
+when the gardener appeared at the window of the study, evidently
+bursting with information. When he had succeeded in attracting his
+master's attention, and drawn him away from his desk, it was to say
+that the whole length of pipe had been uncovered, and found to issue
+from a well on the south side of the house.
+
+The discovery was at least unexpected, and Mr. Batchel went out, even
+if somewhat grudgingly, to look at the place. He came upon the well,
+close by the window of his dining-room. It had been covered by a stone
+slab, now partially removed. The narrow trench which Wardle and the
+gardener had made in order to expose the pipe, extended eastwards to
+the corner of the house, and thence along the whole length of the
+front, probably to serve a pump on the north side, where lay the yard
+and stables. The pipe itself, Mr. Wardle's prize, had been withdrawn,
+and there remained only a rusted chain which passed from some anchorage
+beneath the soil, over the lip of the well. Mr. Batchel inferred that
+it had carried, and perhaps carried still, the bucket of former times,
+and stooped down to see whether he could draw it up. He heard, far
+below, the light splash of the soil disturbed by his hands; but before
+he could grasp the chain, he felt himself seized by the waist and held
+back.
+
+The exaggerated attentions of his gardener had often annoyed Mr.
+Batchel. He was not allowed even to climb a short ladder without having
+to submit to absurd precautions for his safety, and he would have been
+much better pleased to have more respect paid to his intelligence, and
+less to his person. In the present instance, the precaution seemed so
+unnecessary that he turned about angrily to protest, both against the
+interference with his movements, and the unseemly force used.
+
+It was at this point that he made a disquieting discovery. He was
+standing quite alone. The gardener and Mr. Wardle were both on the
+north side of the house, dealing with the only thing they cared
+about--the lead pipe. Mr. Batchel made no further attempt to move the
+chain; he was, in fact, in some bodily fear, and he returned to his
+study by the way he had come, in a disordered condition of mind.
+
+Half an hour later, when the gong sounded for luncheon, he was slowly
+making his way into the dining-room, when he encountered his guest
+running downstairs from his room, in great spirits. "A trifle over two
+hundredweight!" he exclaimed, as he reached the foot of the staircase,
+and seemed disappointed that Mr. Batchel did not immediately shake
+hands with him upon so fine a result of the morning's work. Mr.
+Batchel, needless to say, was occupied with other recollections.
+
+"I suppose it is unnecessary to ask," said he to his guest as he
+proceeded to carve a chicken, "whether you believe in ghosts?"
+
+"I do not," said Wardle promptly, "why should I?"
+
+"Why not?" asked Mr. Batchel.
+
+"Because I've had the advantage of a commercial education," was the
+reply, "instead of learning dead languages and soaking my mind in
+heathen fables."
+
+Mr. Batchel winced at this disrespectful allusion to the University
+education of which he was justly proud. He wanted an opinion, however,
+and the conversation had to go on.
+
+"Your commercial education," he continued, "allows you, I daresay, to
+know what is meant by a hypothetical case."
+
+"Make it one," said Wardle.
+
+"Assuming a ghost, then, would it be capable of exerting force upon a
+material body?"
+
+"Whose?" asked Wardle.
+
+"If you insist upon making it a personal matter," replied Mr. Batchel,
+"let us say mine."
+
+"Let me have the particulars."
+
+In reply to this, Mr. Batchel related his experience at the well.
+
+Mr. Wardle merely said "Pass the salt, I need it."
+
+Undeterred by the scepticism of his friend, Mr. Batchel pressed the
+point, and upon that, Mr. Wardle closed the conversation by observing
+that since, by hypothesis, ghosts could clank chains, and ring bells,
+he was bound to suppose them capable of doing any silly thing they
+chose. "A month in the City, Batchel," he gravely added, "would do you
+a world of good."
+
+As soon as the meal was over, Mr. Wardle went back to his gardening,
+whilst his host betook himself to occupations more suited to his
+tranquil habits. The two did not meet again until dinner; and during
+that meal, and after it, the conversation turned wholly upon politics,
+Mr. Wardle being congenially occupied until bed-time in demonstrating
+that the politics of his host had been obsolete for three-quarters of
+a century. His outdoor exercise, followed by an excellent dinner, had
+disposed him to retire early; he rose from his chair soon after ten.
+"There is one thing," he pleasantly remarked to his host, "that I am
+bound to say in favour of a University education; it has given you a
+fine taste in victuals." With this compliment, he said "good-night,"
+and went up to bed.
+
+Mr. Batchel himself, as the reader knows, kept later hours. There were
+few nights upon which he omitted to take his walk round the garden when
+the world had grown quiet, even in unfavourable weather. It was far
+from favourable upon the present occasion; there was but little moon,
+and a light rain was falling. He determined, however, to take at least
+one turn round, and calling his terrier Punch from the kitchen, where
+he lay in his basket, Mr. Batchel went out, with the dog at his heel.
+He carried, as his custom was, a little electric lamp, by whose aid he
+liked to peep into birds' nests, and make raids upon slugs and other
+pests.
+
+They had hardly set out upon their walk when Punch began to show signs
+of uneasiness. Instead of running to and fro, with his nose to the
+ground, as he ordinarily did, the terrier remained whining in the rear.
+Shortly, they came upon a hedgehog lying coiled up in the path; it
+was a find which the dog was wont to regard as a rare piece of luck,
+and to assail with delirious enjoyment. Now, for some reason, Punch
+refused to notice it, and, when it was illuminated for his especial
+benefit, turned his back upon it and looked up, in a dejected attitude,
+at his master. The behaviour of the dog was altogether unnatural, and
+Mr. Batchel occupied himself, as they passed on, in trying to account
+for it, with the animal still whining at his heel. They soon reached
+the head of the little path which descended to the Lode, and there Mr.
+Batchel found a much harder problem awaiting him, for at the other end
+of the path he distinctly saw the outline of a boat.
+
+There had been no boat on the Lode for twenty years. Just so long ago
+the drainage of the district had required that the main sewer should
+cross the stream at a point some hundred yards below the Vicar's
+boundary fence. There, ever since, a great pipe three feet in diameter
+had obstructed the passage. It lay just at the level of the water, and
+effectually closed it to all traffic. Mr. Batchel knew that no boat
+could pass the place, and that none survived in the parts above it. Yet
+here was a boat drawn up at the edge of his garden. He looked at it
+intently for a minute or so, and had no difficulty in making out the
+form of such a boat as was in common use all over the Fen country--a
+wide flat-bottomed boat, lying low in the water. The "sprit" used for
+punting it along lay projecting over the stern. There was no accounting
+for such a boat being there: Mr. Batchel did not understand how it
+possibly could be there, and for a while was disposed to doubt whether
+it actually was. The great drain-pipe was so perfect a defence against
+intrusion of the kind that no boat had ever passed it. The Lode,
+when its water was low enough to let a boat go under the pipe, was
+not deep enough to float it, or wide enough to contain it. Upon this
+occasion the water was high, and the pipe half submerged, forming an
+insuperable obstacle. Yet there lay, unmistakeably, a boat, within ten
+yards of the place where Mr. Batchel stood trying to account for it.
+
+These ten yards, unfortunately, were impassable. The slope down to the
+water's edge had to be warily trodden even in dry weather. It was steep
+and treacherous. After rain it afforded no foothold whatever, and to
+attempt a descent in the darkness would have been to court disaster.
+After examining the boat again, therefore, by the light of his little
+lamp, Mr. Batchel proceeded upon his walk, leaving the matter to be
+investigated by daylight.
+
+The events of this memorable night, however, were but beginning. As
+he turned from the boat his eye was caught by a white streak upon
+the ground before him, which extended itself into the darkness and
+disappeared. It was Punch, in veritable panic, making for home, across
+flower-beds and other places he well knew to be out of bounds. The
+whistle he had been trained to obey had no effect upon his flight;
+he made a lightning dash for the house. Mr. Batchel could not help
+regretting that Wardle was not there to see. His friend held the
+coursing powers of Punch in great contempt, and was wont to criticise
+the dog in sporting jargon, whose terms lay beyond the limits of Mr.
+Batchel's vocabulary, but whose general drift was as obvious as it was
+irritating. The present performance, nevertheless, was so exceptional
+that it soon began to connect itself in Mr. Batchel's mind with the
+unnatural conduct to which we have already alluded. It was somehow
+proving to be an uncomfortable night, and as Mr. Batchel felt the rain
+increasing to a steady drizzle he decided to abandon his walk and to
+return to the house by the way he had come.
+
+He had already passed some little distance beyond the little path which
+descended to the Lode. The main path by which he had come was of course
+behind him, until he turned about to retrace his steps.
+
+It was at the moment of turning that he had ocular demonstration of the
+fact that the boat had brought passengers. Not twenty yards in front
+of him, making their way to the water, were two men carrying some kind
+of burden. They had reached an open space in the path, and their forms
+were quite distinct: they were unusually tall men; one of them was
+gigantic. Mr. Batchel had little doubt of their being garden thieves.
+Burglars, if there had been anything in the house to attract them,
+could have found much easier ways of removing it.
+
+No man, even if deficient in physical courage, can see his property
+carried away before his eyes and make no effort to detain it. Mr.
+Batchel was annoyed at the desertion of his terrier, who might at least
+have embarrassed the thieves' retreat; meanwhile he called loudly upon
+the men to stand, and turned upon them the feeble light of his lamp. In
+so doing he threw a new light not only upon the trespassers, but upon
+the whole transaction. No response was made to his challenge, but the
+men turned away their faces as if to avoid recognition, and Mr. Batchel
+saw that the nearest of them, a burly, square-headed man in a cassock,
+was wearing the tonsure. He described it as looking, in the dim, steely
+light of the lamp, like a crown-piece on a door-mat. Both the men, when
+they found themselves intercepted, hastened to deposit their burden
+upon the ground, and made for the boat. The burden fell upon the ground
+with a thud, but the bearers made no sound. They skimmed down to the
+Lode without seeming to tread, entered the boat in perfect silence, and
+shoved it off without sound or splash. It has already been explained
+that Mr. Batchel was unable to descend to the water's edge. He ran,
+however, to a point of the garden which the boat must inevitably pass,
+and reached it just in time. The boat was moving swiftly away, and
+still in perfect silence. The beams of the pocket-lamp just sufficed to
+reach it, and afforded a parting glimpse of the tonsured giant as he
+gave a long shove with the sprit, and carried the boat out of sight. It
+shot towards the drain-pipe, then not forty yards ahead, but the men
+were travelling as men who knew their way to be clear.
+
+It was by this time evident, of course, that these were no
+garden-thieves. The aspect of the men, and the manner of their
+disappearance, had given a new complexion to the adventure. Mr.
+Batchel's heart was in his mouth, but his mind was back in the 16th
+century; and having stood still for some minutes in order to regain his
+composure, he returned to the path, with a view of finding out what the
+men had left behind.
+
+The burden lay in the middle of the path, and the lamp was once more
+brought into requisition. It revealed a wooden box, covered in most
+parts with moss, and all glistening with moisture. The wood was so far
+decayed that Mr. Batchel had hopes of forcing open the box with his
+hands; so wet and slimy was it, however, that he could obtain no hold,
+and he hastened to the house to procure some kind of tool. Near to the
+cupboard in which such things were kept was the sleeping-basket of the
+dog, who was closely curled inside it, and shivering violently. His
+master made an attempt to take him back into the garden; it would be
+useful, he thought, to have warning in case the boat should return. The
+prospect of being surprised by these large, noiseless men was not one
+to be regarded with comfort. Punch, however, who was usually so eager
+for an excursion, was now in such distress at being summoned that his
+master felt it cruel to persist. Having found a chisel, therefore, he
+returned to the garden alone. The box lay undisturbed where he had left
+it, and in two minutes was standing open.
+
+The reader will hardly need to be told what it contained. At the bottom
+lay some heavy articles which Mr. Batchel did not disturb. He saw the
+bases of two candlesticks. He had tried to lift the box, as it lay,
+by means of a chain passing through two handles in the sides, but had
+found it too heavy. It was by this chain that the men had been carrying
+it. The heavier articles, therefore, he determined to leave where they
+were until morning. His interest in them was small compared with that
+which the other contents of the box had excited, for on the top of
+these articles was folded "a paynted cloth," and upon this lay the two
+gilded censers.
+
+It was the discovery Mr. Batchel had dreamed of for years. His
+excitement hardly allowed him to think of the strange manner in which
+it had been made. He glanced nervously around him to see whether there
+might be any sign of the occupants of the boat, and, seeing nothing, he
+placed his broad-brimmed hat upon the ground, carefully laid in it the
+two censers, closed the box again, and carried his treasure delicately
+into the house. The occurrences of the last hour have not occupied
+long in the telling; they occupied much longer in the happening. It
+was now past midnight, and Mr. Batchel, after making fast the house,
+went at once upstairs, carrying with him the hat and its precious
+contents, just as he had brought it from the garden. The censers were
+not exactly "black-scrap," as Mr. Wardle had anticipated, or pretended
+to anticipate, but they were much discoloured, and very fragile. He
+spread a clean handkerchief upon the chest of drawers in his bedroom,
+and, removing the vessels with the utmost care, laid them upon it. Then
+after spending some minutes in admiration of their singularly beautiful
+form and workmanship, he could not deny himself the pleasure of calling
+Wardle to look.
+
+The guest-room was close at hand. Mr. Wardle, having been already
+disturbed by the locking up of the house, was fully awakened by the
+entrance of his host into the room with a candle in his hand. The look
+of excitement on Mr. Batchel's face could not escape the observation
+even of a man still yawning, and Mr. Wardle at once exclaimed "What's
+up?"
+
+"I have got them," said Mr. Batchel, in a hushed voice.
+
+His guest, who had forgotten all about the censers, began by
+interpreting "them" to mean a nervous disorder that is plural by
+nature, and so was full of sympathy and counsel. When, however, his
+host had made him understand the facts, he became merely impatient.
+
+"Won't you come and look?" said Mr. Batchel.
+
+"Not I," said Wardle, "I shall do where I am."
+
+"They are in excellent preservation," said Mr. Batchel.
+
+"Then they will keep till morning," was the answer.
+
+"But just come and tell me what you think of them," said Mr. Batchel,
+making a last attempt.
+
+"I could tell you what I think of them," answered Wardle, "without
+leaving my bed, which I have no intention of leaving; but I have to
+leave Stoneground to-morrow, and I don't want to hurt your feelings,
+so 'Good-night.'" Upon this, he turned over in bed and gave a loud
+snore, which Mr. Batchel accepted as a manifesto. He has never ceased
+to regret that he did not compel his guest to see the censers, but
+he did not then foresee the sore need he would have of a witness. He
+answered his friend's good-night, and returned to his own room. Once
+more he admired the two censers as their graceful outlines stood out,
+sharp and clear, against the white handkerchief, and having done this,
+he was soon in bed and asleep. To the men in the boat he had not given
+another thought, since he became possessed of the box they had left
+behind; of the other contents of the box he had thought as little,
+since he had secured the chief treasures of which he had been so long
+in search.
+
+Now, Mr. Wardle, when he arose in the morning, felt somewhat ashamed of
+his surliness of the preceding night. His repudiation of all interest
+in the censers had not been quite sincere, for beneath his affectation
+of unconcern there lay a genuine curiosity about his friend's
+discovery. Before he had finished dressing, therefore, he crossed over
+into Mr. Batchel's room. The censers, to his surprise, were nowhere
+to be seen. His host, less to his surprise, was still fast asleep.
+Mr. Wardle opened the drawers, one by one, in search of the censers,
+but the drawers proved to be all quite full of clothing. He looked
+with no more success into every other place where they might have been
+bestowed. His mind was always ready with a grotesque idea, "Blest if he
+hasn't taken them to bed with him," he said aloud, and at the sound of
+his voice Mr. Batchel awoke.
+
+His eyes, as soon as they were open, turned to the chest of drawers;
+and what he saw there, or rather, what he failed to see, caused him,
+without more ado, to leap out of bed.
+
+"What have you done with them?" he cried out.
+
+The serious alarm of Mr. Batchel was so evident as to check the
+facetious reply which Wardle was about to frame. He contented himself
+with saying that he had not touched or seen the things.
+
+"Where are they?" again cried Mr. Batchel, ignoring the disclaimer.
+"You ought not to have touched them, they will not bear handling. Where
+are they?"
+
+Mr. Wardle turned away in disgust. "I expect," he said, "they're where
+they've been this three hundred and fifty years." Upon that he returned
+to his room, and went on with his dressing.
+
+Mr. Batchel immediately followed him, and looked eagerly round the
+room. He proceeded to open drawers, and to search, in a frenzied
+manner, in every possible, and in many an impossible, place of
+concealment. His distress was so patent that his friend soon ceased to
+trifle with it. By a few minutes serious conversation he made it clear
+that there had been no practical joking, and Mr. Batchel returned to
+his room in tears. "Look here, Batchel," said Mr. Wardle as he left,
+"you want a holiday."
+
+Within a few minutes Mr. Batchel returned fully dressed. "You seem
+to think, Wardle," he said, "that I have been dreaming about these
+censers. Come out into the garden and let me shew you the box and the
+other things."
+
+Mr. Wardle was quite willing to assent to anything, if only out of
+pity, and the two went together into the garden, Mr. Batchel leading
+the way. Going at a great pace, they soon came to the path upon which
+the box had lain. The marks it had left upon the soft gravel were plain
+enough, and Mr. Batchel eagerly appealed to his friend to notice them.
+Of the box and its contents, however, there was no other trace. The
+whole adventure was described--the strange behaviour and subsequent
+flight of the terrier--the men with averted faces--the boat--and the
+opening of the box. Mr. Batchel tried to shake the obvious incredulity
+of his guest by pointing to the chisel which still lay beside the path.
+Mr. Wardle only replied, "You want a holiday, Batchel! Let's go in to
+breakfast."
+
+Breakfast on that morning was not the cheerful meal it was wont to
+be. During the few minutes of waiting for it Mr. Batchel stood at
+the window of his dining-room looking out upon the site of the well
+which the gardener had now covered in. He rehearsed the whole of the
+adventure from first to last, wondering whether the new place of safety
+would ever be discovered. But he said no more to his guest; his heart
+was too full.
+
+The two breakfasted almost in silence, and the meal was scarcely over
+when the cab arrived to take Mr. Wardle to his train. Mr. Batchel bade
+him farewell, and saw him depart with genuine regret; he was returning
+sadly into the house when he heard his name called. It was Wardle,
+leaning out of the window of his cab as it drove away, and waving his
+hand, "Batchel," he cried again, "mind you take a holiday."
+
+
+
+
+IX.
+
+THE KIRK SPOOK.
+
+
+Before many years have passed it will be hard to find a person who has
+ever seen a Parish Clerk. The Parish Clerk is all but extinct. Our
+grandfathers knew him well--an oldish, clean-shaven man, who looked as
+if he had never been young, who dressed in rusty black, bestowed upon
+him, as often as not, by the Rector, and who usually wore a white tie
+on Sundays, out of respect for the seriousness of his office. He it was
+who laid out the Rector's robes, and helped him to put them on; who
+found the places in the large Bible and Prayer Book, and indicated them
+by means of decorous silken bookmarkers; who lighted and snuffed the
+candles in the pulpit and desk, and attended to the little stove in the
+squire's pew; who ran busily about, in short, during the quarter-hour
+which preceded Divine Service, doing a hundred little things, with all
+the activity, and much of the appearance, of a beetle.
+
+Just such a one was Caleb Dean, who was Clerk of Stoneground in the
+days of William IV. Small in stature, he possessed a voice which
+Nature seemed to have meant for a giant, and in the discharge of his
+duties he had a dignity of manner disproportionate even to his voice.
+No one was afraid to sing when he led the Psalm, so certain was it that
+no other voice could be noticed, and the gracious condescension with
+which he received his meagre fees would have been ample acknowledgment
+of double their amount.
+
+Man, however, cannot live by dignity alone, and Caleb was glad enough
+to be sexton as well as clerk, and to undertake any other duties by
+which he might add to his modest income. He kept the Churchyard tidy,
+trimmed the lamps, chimed the bells, taught the choir their simple
+tunes, turned the barrel of the organ, and managed the stoves.
+
+It was this last duty in particular, which took him into Church "last
+thing," as he used to call it, on Saturday night. There were people
+in those days, and may be some in these, whom nothing would induce
+to enter a Church at midnight; Caleb, however, was so much at home
+there that all hours were alike to him. He was never an early man on
+Saturdays. His wife, who insisted upon sitting up for him, would often
+knit her way into Sunday before he appeared, and even then would find
+it hard to get him to bed. Caleb, in fact, when off duty, was a genial
+little fellow; he had many friends, and on Saturday evenings he knew
+where to find them.
+
+It was not, therefore, until the evening was spent that he went to
+make up his fires; and his voice, which served for other singing than
+that of Psalms, could usually be heard, within a little of midnight,
+beguiling the way to Church with snatches of convivial songs. Many a
+belated traveller, homeward bound, would envy him his spirits, but
+no one envied him his duties. Even such as walked with him to the
+neighbourhood of the Churchyard would bid him "Good night" whilst still
+a long way from the gate. They would see him disappear into the gloom
+amongst the graves, and shudder as they turned homewards.
+
+Caleb, meanwhile, was perfectly content. He knew every stone in the
+path; long practice enabled him, even on the darkest night, to thrust
+his huge key into the lock at the first attempt, and on the night we
+are about to describe--it had come to Mr. Batchel from an old man
+who heard it from Caleb's lips--he did it with a feeling of unusual
+cheerfulness and contentment.
+
+Caleb always locked himself in. A prank had once been played upon
+him, which had greatly wounded his dignity; and though it had been no
+midnight prank, he had taken care, ever since, to have the Church to
+himself. He locked the door, therefore, as usual, on the night we speak
+of, and made his way to the stove. He used no candle. He opened the
+little iron door of the stove, and obtained sufficient light to shew
+him the fuel he had laid in readiness; then, when he had made up his
+fire, he closed this door again, and left the Church in darkness. He
+never could say what induced him upon this occasion to remain there
+after his task was done. He knew that his wife was sitting up, as
+usual, and that, as usual, he would have to hear what she had to say.
+Yet, instead of making his way home, he sat down in the corner of the
+nearest seat. He supposed that he must have felt tired, but had no
+distinct recollection of it.
+
+The Church was not absolutely dark. Caleb remembered that he could make
+out the outlines of the windows, and that through the window nearest
+to him he saw a few stars. After his eyes had grown accustomed to the
+gloom he could see the lines of the seats taking shape in the darkness,
+and he had not long sat there before he could dimly see everything
+there was. At last he began to distinguish where books lay upon the
+shelf in front of him. And then he closed his eyes. He does not admit
+having fallen asleep, even for a moment. But the seat was restful, the
+neighbouring stove was growing warm, he had been through a long and
+joyous evening, and it was natural that he should at least close his
+eyes.
+
+He insisted that it was only for a moment. Something, he could not say
+what, caused him to open his eyes again immediately. The closing of
+them seemed to have improved what may be called his dark sight. He saw
+everything in the Church quite distinctly, in a sort of grey light. The
+pulpit stood out, large and bulky, in front. Beyond that, he passed his
+eyes along the four windows on the north side of the Church. He looked
+again at the stars, still visible through the nearest window on his
+left hand as he was sitting. From that, his eyes fell to the further
+end of the seat in front of him, where he could even see a faint gleam
+of polished wood. He traced this gleam to the middle of the seat, until
+it disappeared in black shadow, and upon that his eye passed on to the
+seat he was in, and there he saw a man sitting beside him.
+
+Caleb described the man very clearly. He was, he said, a pale,
+old-fashioned looking man, with something very churchy about him.
+Reasoning also with great clearness, he said that the stranger had not
+come into the Church either with him or after him, and that therefore
+he must have been there before him. And in that case, seeing that the
+Church had been locked since two in the afternoon, the stranger must
+have been there for a considerable time.
+
+Caleb was puzzled; turning therefore, to the stranger, he asked, "How
+long have you been here?"
+
+The stranger answered at once, "Six hundred years."
+
+"Oh! come!" said Caleb.
+
+"Come where?" said the stranger.
+
+"Well, if you come to that, come out," said Caleb.
+
+"I wish I could," said the stranger, and heaved a great sigh.
+
+"What's to prevent you?" said Caleb. "There's the door, and here's the
+key."
+
+"That's it," said the other.
+
+"Of course it is," said Caleb. "Come along."
+
+With that he proceeded to take the stranger by the sleeve, and then it
+was that he says you might have knocked him down with a feather. His
+hand went right into the place where the sleeve seemed to be, and Caleb
+distinctly saw two of the stranger's buttons on the top of his own
+knuckles.
+
+He hastily withdrew his hand, which began to feel icy cold, and sat
+still, not knowing what to say next. He found that the stranger was
+gently chuckling with laughter, and this annoyed him.
+
+"What are you laughing at?" he enquired peevishly.
+
+"It's not funny enough for two," answered the other.
+
+"Who are you, anyhow?" said Caleb.
+
+"I am the kirk spook," was the reply.
+
+Now Caleb had not the least notion what a "kirk spook" was. He was not
+willing to admit his ignorance, but his curiosity was too much for his
+pride, and he asked for information.
+
+"Every Church has a spook," said the stranger, "and I am the spook of
+this one."
+
+"Oh," said Caleb, "I've been about this Church a many years, but I've
+never seen you before."
+
+"That," said the spook, "is because you've always been moving about.
+I'm very flimsy--very flimsy indeed--and I can only keep myself
+together when everything is quite still."
+
+"Well," said Caleb, "you've got your chance now. What are you going to
+do with it?"
+
+"I want to go out," said the spook, "I'm tired of this Church, and I've
+been alone for six hundred years. It's a long time."
+
+"It does seem rather a long time," said Caleb, "but why don't you go if
+you want to? There's three doors."
+
+"That's just it," said the spook, "They keep me in."
+
+"What?" said Caleb, "when they're open."
+
+"Open or shut," said the spook, "it's all one."
+
+"Well, then," said Caleb, "what about the windows?"
+
+"Every bit as bad," said the spook, "They're all pointed."
+
+Caleb felt out of his depth. Open doors and windows that kept a person
+in--if it was a person--seemed to want a little understanding. And the
+flimsier the person, too, the easier it ought to be for him to go where
+he wanted. Also, what could it matter whether they were pointed or not?
+
+The latter question was the one which Caleb asked first.
+
+"Six hundred years ago," said the spook, "all arches were made round,
+and when these pointed things came in I cursed them. I hate new-fangled
+things."
+
+"That wouldn't hurt them much," said Caleb.
+
+"I said I would never go under one of them," said the spook.
+
+"That would matter more to you than to them," said Caleb.
+
+"It does," said the spook, with another great sigh.
+
+"But you could easily change your mind," said Caleb.
+
+"I was tied to it," said the spook, "I was told that I never more
+should go under one of them, whether I would or not."
+
+"Some people will tell you anything," answered Caleb.
+
+"It was a Bishop," explained the spook.
+
+"Ah!" said Caleb, "that's different, of course."
+
+The spook told Caleb how often he had tried to go under the pointed
+arches, sometimes of the doors, sometimes of the windows, and how
+a stream of wind always struck him from the point of the arch, and
+drifted him back into the Church. He had long given up trying.
+
+"You should have been outside," said Caleb, "before they built the last
+door."
+
+"It was my Church," said the spook, "and I was too proud to leave."
+
+Caleb began to sympathise with the spook. He had a pride in the Church
+himself, and disliked even to hear another person say Amen before him.
+He also began to be a little jealous of this stranger who had been six
+hundred years in possession of the Church in which Caleb had believed
+himself, under the Vicar, to be master. And he began to plot.
+
+"Why do you want to get out?" he asked.
+
+"I'm no use here," was the reply, "I don't get enough to do to keep
+myself warm. And I know there are scores of Churches now without any
+kirk-spooks at all. I can hear their cheap little bells dinging every
+Sunday."
+
+"There's very few bells hereabouts," said Caleb.
+
+"There's no hereabouts for spooks," said the other. "We can hear any
+distance you like."
+
+"But what good are you at all?" said Caleb.
+
+"Good!" said the spook. "Don't we secure proper respect for Churches,
+especially after dark? A Church would be like any other place if it
+wasn't for us. You must know that."
+
+"Well, then," said Caleb, "you're no good here. This Church is all
+right. What will you give me to let you out?"
+
+"Can you do it?" asked the spook.
+
+"What will you give me?" said Caleb.
+
+"I'll say a good word for you amongst the spooks," said the other.
+
+"What good will that do me?" said Caleb.
+
+"A good word never did anybody any harm yet," answered the spook.
+
+"Very well then, come along," said Caleb.
+
+"Gently then," said the spook; "don't make a draught."
+
+"Not yet," said Caleb, and he drew the spook very carefully (as one
+takes a vessel quite full of water) from the seat.
+
+"I can't go under pointed arches," cried the spook, as Caleb moved off.
+
+"Nobody wants you to," said Caleb. "Keep close to me."
+
+He led the spook down the aisle to the angle of the wall where a small
+iron shutter covered an opening into the flue. It was used by the
+chimney sweep alone, but Caleb had another use for it now. Calling to
+the spook to keep close, he suddenly removed the shutter.
+
+The fires were by this time burning briskly. There was a strong
+up-draught as the shutter was removed. Caleb felt something rush across
+his face, and heard a cheerful laugh away up in the chimney. Then he
+knew that he was alone. He replaced the shutter, gave another look at
+his stoves, took the keys, and made his way home.
+
+He found his wife asleep in her chair, sat down and took off his boots,
+and awakened her by throwing them across the kitchen.
+
+"I've been wondering when you'd wake," he said.
+
+"What?" she said, "Have you been in long?"
+
+"Look at the clock," said Caleb. "Half after twelve."
+
+"My gracious," said his wife. "Let's be off to bed."
+
+"Did you tell her about the spook?" he was naturally asked.
+
+"Not I," said Caleb. "You know what she'd say. Same as she always does
+of a Saturday night."
+
+ * * * * *
+
+This fable Mr. Batchel related with reluctance. His attitude towards
+it was wholly deprecatory. Psychic phenomena, he said, lay outside the
+province of the mere humourist, and the levity with which they had been
+treated was largely responsible for the presumptuous materialism of the
+age.
+
+He said more, as he warmed to the subject, than can here be repeated.
+The reader of the foregoing tales, however, will be interested to know
+that Mr. Batchel's own attitude was one of humble curiosity. He refused
+even to guess why the _revenant_ was sometimes invisible, and at other
+times partly or wholly visible; sometimes capable of using physical
+force, and at other times powerless. He knew that they had their
+periods, and that was all.
+
+There is room, he said, for the romancer in these matters; but for
+the humourist, none. Romance was the play of intelligence about the
+confines of truth. The invisible world, like the visible, must have its
+romancers, its explorers, and its interpreters; but the time of the
+last was not yet come.
+
+Criticism, he observed in conclusion, was wholesome and necessary.
+But of the idle and mischievous remarks which were wont to pose as
+criticism, he held none in so much contempt as the cheap and irrational
+POOH-POOH.
+
+
+
+
+ PRINTED BY
+ W. HEFFER AND SONS LTD.
+ 104 HILLS ROAD, CAMBRIDGE.
+
+
+
+
+Transcriber's note
+
+
+Text in italics has been surrounded with _underscores_, and small
+capitals changed to all capitals.
+
+A few punctuation errors were corrected and on page 106 "lode" was
+changed to "Lode". Otherwise the original has been preserved, including
+inconsistent hyphenation.
+
+
+
+
+
+End of Project Gutenberg's The Stoneground Ghost Tales, by E. G. Swain
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+London:<br />
+Simpkin, Marshall and Co., Ltd.
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+<h1>
+THE STONEGROUND<br />
+GHOST TALES
+</h1>
+
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+COMPILED FROM THE RECOLLECTIONS OF<br />
+THE REVEREND ROLAND BATCHEL,<br />
+VICAR OF THE PARISH.
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+BY<br />
+<span class="f18">E. G. SWAIN</span>
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+<span class="smcap">Cambridge</span>:<br />
+W. HEFFER &amp; SONS <span class="smcap">Ltd.</span><br />
+1912
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+TO<br />
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+<span class="mrj">MONTAGUE RHODES JAMES</span><br />
+
+(LITT.D., HON. LITT.D. DUBLIN,<br />
+HON. LL.D. ST. ANDR., F.B.A., F.S.A., ETC.)<br />
+PROVOST OF KING&rsquo;S COLLEGE, CAMBRIDGE,<br />
+FOR TWENTY PLEASANT YEARS MR. BATCHEL&rsquo;S FRIEND,<br />
+AND THE INDULGENT PARENT OF SUCH TASTES<br />
+AS THESE PAGES INDICATE.<br />
+</p>
+
+<hr class="l1" />
+
+
+<h2><a name="CONTENTS" id="CONTENTS"></a>CONTENTS</h2>
+
+
+<div class="center">
+<table border="0" cellpadding="4" cellspacing="0" summary="contents">
+<tr>
+ <th>&nbsp;</th>
+ <th>PAGE</th>
+</tr><tr>
+ <td class="col1">I.&mdash;The Man With the Roller</td>
+ <td class="col2"><a href="#I">1</a></td>
+</tr><tr>
+ <td class="col1">II.&mdash;Bone to His Bone</td>
+ <td class="col2"><a href="#II">19</a></td>
+</tr><tr>
+ <td class="col1">III.&mdash;The Richpins</td>
+ <td class="col2"><a href="#III">35</a></td>
+</tr><tr>
+ <td class="col1">IV.&mdash;The Eastern Window</td>
+ <td class="col2"><a href="#IV">63</a></td>
+</tr><tr>
+ <td class="col1">V.&mdash;Lubrietta</td>
+ <td class="col2"><a href="#V">83</a></td>
+</tr><tr>
+ <td class="col1">VI.&mdash;The Rockery</td>
+ <td class="col2"><a href="#VI">103</a></td>
+</tr><tr>
+ <td class="col1">VII.&mdash;The Indian Lamp Shade</td>
+ <td class="col2"><a href="#VII">123</a></td>
+</tr><tr>
+ <td class="col1">VIII.&mdash;The Place of Safety</td>
+ <td class="col2"><a href="#VIII">147</a></td>
+</tr><tr>
+ <td class="col1">IX.&mdash;The Kirk Spook</td>
+ <td class="col2"><a href="#IX">175</a></td>
+</tr>
+</table></div>
+
+
+<hr class="l2" />
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_1" id="Page_1">[1]</a></span></p>
+
+
+<h2><a name="I" id="I"></a>I.<br />
+
+<span class="stl">THE MAN WITH THE ROLLER.</span></h2>
+
+
+<p>On the edge of that vast tract of East Anglia,
+which retains its ancient name of the Fens,
+there may be found, by those who know where
+to seek it, a certain village called Stoneground.
+It was once a picturesque village. To-day it is
+not to be called either a village, or picturesque.
+Man dwells not in one &ldquo;house of clay,&rdquo; but in
+two, and the material of the second is drawn
+from the earth upon which this and the neighbouring
+villages stood. The unlovely signs of
+the industry have changed the place alike in
+aspect and in population. Many who have
+seen the fossil skeletons of great saurians
+brought out of the clay in which they have
+lain from pre-historic times, have thought that
+the inhabitants of the place have not since
+changed for the better. The chief habitations,
+however, have their foundations not upon clay,
+but upon a bed of gravel which anciently gave
+to the place its name, and upon the highest part
+of this gravel stands, and has stood for many
+centuries, the Parish Church, dominating the
+landscape for miles around.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_2" id="Page_2">[2]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>Stoneground, however, is no longer the
+inaccessible village, which in the middle ages
+stood out above a waste of waters. Occasional
+floods serve to indicate what was once its
+ordinary outlook, but in more recent times the
+construction of roads and railways, and the
+drainage of the Fens, have given it freedom of
+communication with the world from which it
+was formerly isolated.</p>
+
+<p>The Vicarage of Stoneground stands hard
+by the Church, and is renowned for its spacious
+garden, part of which, and that (as might be
+expected) the part nearest the house, is of
+ancient date. To the original plot successive
+Vicars have added adjacent lands, so that the
+garden has gradually acquired the state in
+which it now appears.</p>
+
+<p>The Vicars have been many in number.
+Since Henry de Greville was instituted in the
+year 1140 there have been 30, all of whom have
+lived, and most of whom have died, in successive
+vicarage houses upon the present site.</p>
+
+<p>The present incumbent, Mr. Batchel, is a
+solitary man of somewhat studious habits, but
+is not too much enamoured of his solitude to
+receive visits, from time to time, from schoolboys
+and such. In the summer of the year
+1906 he entertained two, who are the occasion
+of this narrative, though still unconscious of<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_3" id="Page_3">[3]</a></span>
+their part in it, for one of the two, celebrating
+his 15th birthday during his visit to Stoneground,
+was presented by Mr. Batchel with a
+new camera, with which he proceeded to
+photograph, with considerable skill, the surroundings
+of the house.</p>
+
+<p>One of these photographs Mr. Batchel
+thought particularly pleasing. It was a view
+of the house with the lawn in the foreground.
+A few small copies, such as the boy&rsquo;s camera
+was capable of producing, were sent to him by
+his young friend, some weeks after the visit,
+and again Mr. Batchel was so much pleased
+with the picture, that he begged for the
+negative, with the intention of having the view
+enlarged.</p>
+
+<p>The boy met the request with what seemed
+a needlessly modest plea. There were two
+negatives, he replied, but each of them had, in
+the same part of the picture, a small blur for
+which there was no accounting otherwise than
+by carelessness. His desire, therefore, was to
+discard these films, and to produce something
+more worthy of enlargement, upon a subsequent
+visit.</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Batchel, however, persisted in his
+request, and upon receipt of the negative,
+examined it with a lens. He was just able to
+detect the blur alluded to; an examination<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_4" id="Page_4">[4]</a></span>
+under a powerful glass, in fact revealed something
+more than he had at first detected. The
+blur was like the nucleus of a comet as one
+sees it represented in pictures, and seemed to
+be connected with a faint streak which extended
+across the negative. It was, however, so inconsiderable
+a defect that Mr. Batchel resolved to
+disregard it. He had a neighbour whose
+favourite pastime was photography, one who
+was notably skilled in everything that pertained
+to the art, and to him he sent the
+negative, with the request for an enlargement,
+reminding him of a long-standing promise to
+do any such service, when as had now happened,
+his friend might see fit to ask it.</p>
+
+<p>This neighbour who had acquired such skill
+in photography was one Mr. Groves, a young
+clergyman, residing in the Precincts of the
+Minster near at hand, which was visible from
+Mr. Batchel&rsquo;s garden. He lodged with a Mrs.
+Rumney, a superannuated servant of the Palace,
+and a strong-minded vigorous woman still,
+exactly such a one as Mr. Groves needed to
+have about him. For he was a constant trial
+to Mrs. Rumney, and but for the wholesome
+fear she begot in him, would have converted
+his rooms into a mere den. Her carpets and
+tablecloths were continually bespattered with
+chemicals; her chimney-piece ornaments had<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_5" id="Page_5">[5]</a></span>
+been unceremoniously stowed away and replaced
+by labelled bottles; even the bed of Mr.
+Groves was, by day, strewn with drying films
+and mounts, and her old and favourite cat
+had a bald patch on his flank, the result of
+a mishap with the pyrogallic acid.</p>
+
+<p>Mrs. Rumney&rsquo;s lodger, however, was a great
+favourite with her, as such helpless men are
+apt to be with motherly women, and she took
+no small pride in his work. A life-size portrait
+of herself, originally a peace-offering, hung in
+her parlour, and had long excited the envy of
+every friend who took tea with her.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Mr. Groves,&rdquo; she was wont to say, &ldquo;is
+a nice gentleman, <span class="f8">AND</span> a gentleman; and
+chemical though he may be, I&rsquo;d rather wait
+on him for nothing than what I would on
+anyone else for twice the money.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>Every new piece of photographic work was
+of interest to Mrs. Rumney, and she expected
+to be allowed both to admire and to criticise.
+The view of Stoneground Vicarage, therefore,
+was shown to her upon its arrival. &ldquo;Well may
+it want enlarging,&rdquo; she remarked, &ldquo;and it no
+bigger than a postage stamp; it looks more
+like a doll&rsquo;s house than a vicarage,&rdquo; and with
+this she went about her work, whilst Mr. Groves
+retired to his dark room with the film, to see
+what he could make of the task assigned to him.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_6" id="Page_6">[6]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>Two days later, after repeated visits to his
+dark room, he had made something considerable;
+and when Mrs. Rumney brought him
+his chop for luncheon, she was lost in admiration.
+A large but unfinished print stood upon
+his easel, and such a picture of Stoneground
+Vicarage was in the making as was calculated
+to delight both the young photographer and
+the Vicar.</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Groves spent only his mornings, as a
+rule, in photography. His afternoons he gave
+to pastoral work, and the work upon this
+enlargement was over for the day. It required
+little more than &ldquo;touching up,&rdquo; but it was
+this &ldquo;touching up&rdquo; which made the difference
+between the enlargements of Mr. Groves and
+those of other men. The print, therefore, was
+to be left upon the easel until the morrow,
+when it was to be finished. Mrs. Rumney and
+he, together, gave it an admiring inspection
+as she was carrying away the tray, and what
+they agreed in admiring most particularly was
+the smooth and open stretch of lawn, which
+made so excellent a foreground for the picture.
+&ldquo;It looks,&rdquo; said Mrs. Rumney, who had once
+been young, &ldquo;as if it was waiting for someone
+to come and dance on it.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Groves left his lodgings&mdash;we must now
+be particular about the hours&mdash;at half-past two,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_7" id="Page_7">[7]</a></span>
+with the intention of returning, as usual, at five.
+&ldquo;As reg&rsquo;lar as a clock,&rdquo; Mrs. Rumney was wont
+to say, &ldquo;and a sight more reg&rsquo;lar than some
+clocks I knows of.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>Upon this day he was, nevertheless, somewhat
+late, some visit had detained him unexpectedly,
+and it was a quarter-past five when he
+inserted his latch-key in Mrs. Rumney&rsquo;s door.</p>
+
+<p>Hardly had he entered, when his landlady,
+obviously awaiting him, appeared in the passage:
+her face, usually florid, was of the colour
+of parchment, and, breathing hurriedly and
+shortly, she pointed at the door of Mr. Groves&rsquo;
+room.</p>
+
+<p>In some alarm at her condition, Mr. Groves
+hastily questioned her; all she could say was:
+&ldquo;The photograph! the photograph!&rdquo; Mr. Groves
+could only suppose that his enlargement
+had met with some mishap for which Mrs.
+Rumney was responsible. Perhaps she had
+allowed it to flutter into the fire. He turned
+towards his room in order to discover the
+worst, but at this Mrs. Rumney laid a trembling
+hand upon his arm, and held him back. &ldquo;Don&rsquo;t
+go in,&rdquo; she said, &ldquo;have your tea in the parlour.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Nonsense,&rdquo; said Mr. Groves, &ldquo;if that is
+gone we can easily do another.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Gone,&rdquo; said his landlady, &ldquo;I wish to
+Heaven it was.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_8" id="Page_8">[8]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>The ensuing conversation shall not detain
+us. It will suffice to say that after a considerable
+time Mr. Groves succeeded in quieting
+his landlady, so much so that she consented,
+still trembling violently, to enter the room
+with him. To speak truth, she was as much
+concerned for him as for herself, and she was
+not by nature a timid woman.</p>
+
+<p>The room, so far from disclosing to Mr.
+Groves any cause for excitement, appeared
+wholly unchanged. In its usual place stood
+every article of his stained and ill-used furniture,
+on the easel stood the photograph, precisely
+where he had left it; and except that his
+tea was not upon the table, everything was in
+its usual state and place.</p>
+
+<p>But Mrs. Rumney again became excited
+and tremulous, &ldquo;It&rsquo;s there,&rdquo; she cried. &ldquo;Look
+at the lawn.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Groves stepped quickly forward and
+looked at the photograph. Then he turned as
+pale as Mrs. Rumney herself.</p>
+
+<p>There was a man, a man with an indescribably
+horrible suffering face, rolling the lawn
+with a large roller.</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Groves retreated in amazement to
+where Mrs. Rumney had remained standing.
+&ldquo;Has anyone been in here?&rdquo; he asked.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Not a soul,&rdquo; was the reply, &ldquo;I came in to<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_9" id="Page_9">[9]</a></span>
+make up the fire, and turned to have another
+look at the picture, when I saw that dead-alive
+face at the edge. It gave me the creeps,&rdquo; she
+said, &ldquo;particularly from not having noticed it
+before. If that&rsquo;s anyone in Stoneground, I said
+to myself, I wonder the Vicar has him in the
+garden with that awful face. It took that hold
+of me I thought I must come and look at it
+again, and at five o&rsquo;clock I brought your tea in.
+And then I saw him moved along right in front,
+with a roller dragging behind him, like you
+see.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Groves was greatly puzzled. Mrs.
+Rumney&rsquo;s story, of course, was incredible, but
+this strange evil-faced man had appeared in
+the photograph somehow. That he had not
+been there when the print was made was quite
+certain.</p>
+
+<p>The problem soon ceased to alarm Mr.
+Groves; in his mind it was investing itself
+with a scientific interest. He began to think of
+suspended chemical action, and other possible
+avenues of investigation. At Mrs. Rumney&rsquo;s
+urgent entreaty, however, he turned the photograph
+upon the easel, and with only its white
+back presented to the room, he sat down and
+ordered tea to be brought in.</p>
+
+<p>He did not look again at the picture. The
+face of the man had about it something<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_10" id="Page_10">[10]</a></span>
+unnaturally painful: he could remember, and
+still see, as it were, the drawn features, and the
+look of the man had unaccountably distressed
+him.</p>
+
+<p>He finished his slight meal, and having lit
+a pipe, began to brood over the scientific possibilities
+of the problem. Had any other photograph
+upon the original film become involved
+in the one he had enlarged? Had the image of
+any other face, distorted by the enlarging lens,
+become a part of this picture? For the space of
+two hours he debated this possibility, and that,
+only to reject them all. His optical knowledge
+told him that no conceivable accident could
+have brought into his picture a man with a
+roller. No negative of his had ever contained
+such a man; if it had, no natural causes would
+suffice to leave him, as it were, hovering about
+the apparatus.</p>
+
+<p>His repugnance to the actual thing had by
+this time lost its freshness, and he determined
+to end his scientific musings with another inspection
+of the object. So he approached the
+easel and turned the photograph round again.
+His horror returned, and with good cause. The
+man with the roller had now advanced to the
+middle of the lawn. The face was stricken still
+with the same indescribable look of suffering.
+The man seemed to be appealing to the<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_11" id="Page_11">[11]</a></span>
+spectator for some kind of help. Almost, he
+spoke.</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Groves was naturally reduced to a
+condition of extreme nervous excitement. Although
+not by nature what is called a nervous
+man, he trembled from head to foot. With a
+sudden effort, he turned away his head, took
+hold of the picture with his outstretched hand,
+and opening a drawer in his sideboard thrust
+the thing underneath a folded tablecloth which
+was lying there. Then he closed the drawer
+and took up an entertaining book to distract his
+thoughts from the whole matter.</p>
+
+<p>In this he succeeded very ill. Yet somehow
+the rest of the evening passed, and as it
+wore away, he lost something of his alarm. At
+ten o&rsquo;clock, Mrs. Rumney, knocking and receiving
+answer twice, lest by any chance she
+should find herself alone in the room, brought
+in the cocoa usually taken by her lodger at that
+hour. A hasty glance at the easel showed her
+that it stood empty, and her face betrayed her
+relief. She made no comment, and Mr. Groves
+invited none.</p>
+
+<p>The latter, however, could not make up his
+mind to go to bed. The face he had seen was
+taking firm hold upon his imagination, and
+seemed to fascinate him and repel him at the
+same time. Before long, he found himself<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_12" id="Page_12">[12]</a></span>
+wholly unable to resist the impulse to look at it
+once more. He took it again, with some indecision,
+from the drawer and laid it under the
+lamp.</p>
+
+<p>The man with the roller had now passed
+completely over the lawn, and was near the left
+of the picture.</p>
+
+<p>The shock to Mr. Groves was again considerable.
+He stood facing the fire, trembling with
+excitement which refused to be suppressed. In
+this state his eye lighted upon the calendar
+hanging before him, and it furnished him with
+some distraction. The next day was his mother&rsquo;s
+birthday. Never did he omit to write a letter
+which should lie upon her breakfast-table, and
+the pre-occupation of this evening had made
+him wholly forgetful of the matter. There was
+a collection of letters, however, from the pillar-box
+near at hand, at a quarter before midnight,
+so he turned to his desk, wrote a letter which
+would at least serve to convey his affectionate
+greetings, and having written it, went out into
+the night and posted it.</p>
+
+<p>The clocks were striking midnight as he
+returned to his room. We may be sure that he
+did not resist the desire to glance at the photograph
+he had left on his table. But the results
+of that glance, he, at any rate, had not anticipated.
+The man with the roller had disappeared.<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_13" id="Page_13">[13]</a></span>
+The lawn lay as smooth and clear as at first,
+&ldquo;looking,&rdquo; as Mrs. Rumney had said, &ldquo;as if it
+was waiting for someone to come and dance on
+it.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>The photograph, after this, remained a
+photograph and nothing more. Mr. Groves
+would have liked to persuade himself that it
+had never undergone these changes which he
+had witnessed, and which we have endeavoured
+to describe, but his sense of their reality was
+too insistent. He kept the print lying for a
+week upon his easel. Mrs. Rumney, although
+she had ceased to dread it, was obviously relieved
+at its disappearance, when it was carried
+to Stoneground to be delivered to Mr. Batchel.
+Mr. Groves said nothing of the man with the
+roller, but gave the enlargement, without comment,
+into his friend&rsquo;s hands. The work of
+enlargement had been skilfully done, and was
+deservedly praised.</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Groves, making some modest disclaimer,
+observed that the view, with its
+spacious foreground of lawn, was such as could
+not have failed to enlarge well. And this lawn,
+he added, as they sat looking out of the Vicar&rsquo;s
+study, looks as well from within your house
+as from without. It must give you a sense of
+responsibility, he added, reflectively, to be
+sitting where your predecessors have sat for<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_14" id="Page_14">[14]</a></span>
+so many centuries and to be continuing their
+peaceful work. The mere presence before your
+window, of the turf upon which good men have
+walked, is an inspiration.</p>
+
+<p>The Vicar made no reply to these somewhat
+sententious remarks. For a moment he seemed
+as if he would speak some words of conventional
+assent. Then he abruptly left the room, to
+return in a few minutes with a parchment book.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Your remark, Groves,&rdquo; he said as he seated
+himself again, &ldquo;recalled to me a curious bit of
+history: I went up to the old library to get the
+book. This is the journal of William Longue
+who was Vicar here up to the year 1602. What
+you said about the lawn will give you an
+interest in a certain portion of the journal. I
+will read it.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<div class="blockquot">
+<p>Aug. 1, 1600.&mdash;I am now returned in haste from
+a journey to Brightelmstone whither I
+had gone with full intention to remain
+about the space of two months. Master
+Josiah Wilburton, of my dear College of
+Emmanuel, having consented to assume
+the charge of my parish of Stoneground
+in the meantime. But I had intelligence,
+after 12 days&rsquo; absence, by a messenger
+from the Churchwardens, that Master
+Wilburton had disappeared last Monday
+sennight, and had been no more seen. So
+here I am again in my study to the entire<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_15" id="Page_15">[15]</a></span>
+frustration of my plans, and can do
+nothing in my perplexity but sit and
+look out from my window, before which
+Andrew Birch rolleth the grass with
+much persistence. Andrew passeth so
+many times over the same place with his
+roller that I have just now stepped without
+to demand why he so wasteth his
+labour, and upon this he hath pointed out
+a place which is not levelled, and hath
+continued his rolling.</p>
+
+<p>Aug. 2.&mdash;There is a change in Andrew Birch
+since my absence, who hath indeed the
+aspect of one in great depression, which
+is noteworthy of so chearful a man. He
+haply shares our common trouble in
+respect of Master Wilburton, of whom we
+remain without tidings. Having made
+part of a sermon upon the seventh
+Chapter of the former Epistle of St.
+Paul to the Corinthians and the 27th
+verse, I found Andrew again at his task,
+and bade him desist and saddle my horse,
+being minded to ride forth and take
+counsel with my good friend John Palmer
+at the Deanery, who bore Master Wilburton
+great affection.</p>
+
+<p>Aug. 2 continued.&mdash;Dire news awaiteth me
+upon my return. The Sheriff&rsquo;s men have
+disinterred the body of poor Master W.
+from beneath the grass Andrew was<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_16" id="Page_16">[16]</a></span>
+rolling, and have arrested him on the
+charge of being his cause of death.</p>
+
+<p>Aug. 10&mdash;Alas! Andrew Birch hath been
+hanged, the Justice having mercifully
+ordered that he should hang by the neck
+until he should be dead, and not sooner
+molested. May the Lord have mercy on
+his soul. He made full confession before
+me, that he had slain Master Wilburton
+in heat upon his threatening to make me
+privy to certain peculation of which I
+should not have suspected so old a
+servant. The poor man bemoaned his
+evil temper in great contrition, and beat
+his breast, saying that he knew himself
+doomed for ever to roll the grass in the
+place where he had tried to conceal his
+wicked fact.</p>
+</div>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Thank you,&rdquo; said Mr. Groves. &ldquo;Has that
+little negative got the date upon it?&rdquo; &ldquo;Yes,&rdquo;
+replied Mr. Batchel, as he examined it with his
+glass. The boy has marked it August 10. The
+Vicar seemed not to remark the coincidence
+with the date of Birch&rsquo;s execution. Needless to
+say that it did not escape Mr. Groves. But he
+kept silence about the man with the roller, who
+has been no more seen to this day.</p>
+
+<p>Doubtless there is more in our photography
+than we yet know of. The camera sees more
+than the eye, and chemicals in a freshly<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_17" id="Page_17">[17]</a></span>
+prepared and active state, have a power
+which they afterwards lose. Our units
+of time, adopted for the convenience of
+persons dealing with the ordinary movements
+of material objects, are of course conventional.
+Those who turn the instruments of science
+upon nature will always be in danger of seeing
+more than they looked for. There is such a
+disaster as that of knowing too much, and at
+some time or another it may overtake each of
+us. May we then be as wise as Mr. Groves in
+our reticence, if our turn should come.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_18" id="Page_18">[18]</a><br /><a name="Page_19" id="Page_19">[19]</a></span></p>
+
+
+<h2><a name="II" id="II"></a>II.<br />
+
+<span class="stl">BONE TO HIS BONE.</span></h2>
+
+
+<p>William Whitehead, Fellow of Emmanuel
+College, in the University of Cambridge, became
+Vicar of Stoneground in the year 1731. The
+annals of his incumbency were doubtless short
+and simple: they have not survived. In his day
+were no newspapers to collect gossip, no Parish
+Magazines to record the simple events of
+parochial life. One event, however, of greater
+moment then than now, is recorded in two
+places. Vicar Whitehead failed in health after
+23 years of work, and journeyed to Bath in what
+his monument calls &ldquo;the vain hope of being
+restored.&rdquo; The duration of his visit is unknown;
+it is reasonable to suppose that he
+made his journey in the summer, it is certain
+that by the month of November his physician
+told him to lay aside all hope of recovery.</p>
+
+<p>Then it was that the thoughts of the patient
+turned to the comfortable straggling vicarage
+he had left at Stoneground, in which he had
+hoped to end his days. He prayed that his successor
+might be as happy there as he had been
+himself. Setting his affairs in order, as became<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_20" id="Page_20">[20]</a></span>
+one who had but a short time to live, he
+executed a will, bequeathing to the Vicars of
+Stoneground, for ever, the close of ground he
+had recently purchased because it lay next the
+vicarage garden. And by a codicil, he added to
+the bequest his library of books. Within a few
+days, William Whitehead was gathered to his
+fathers.</p>
+
+<p>A mural tablet in the north aisle of the
+church, records, in Latin, his services and his
+bequests, his two marriages, and his fruitless
+journey to Bath. The house he loved, but never
+again saw, was taken down 40 years later, and
+re-built by Vicar James Devie. The garden,
+with Vicar Whitehead&rsquo;s &ldquo;close of ground&rdquo; and
+other adjacent lands, was opened out and
+planted, somewhat before 1850, by Vicar Robert
+Towerson. The aspect of everything has
+changed. But in a convenient chamber on the
+first floor of the present vicarage the library of
+Vicar Whitehead stands very much as he used
+it and loved it, and as he bequeathed it to his
+successors &ldquo;for ever.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>The books there are arranged as he arranged
+and ticketed them. Little slips of paper, sometimes
+bearing interesting fragments of writing,
+still mark his places. His marginal comments
+still give life to pages from which all other
+interest has faded, and he would have but a dull<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_21" id="Page_21">[21]</a></span>
+imagination who could sit in the chamber
+amidst these books without ever being carried
+back 180 years into the past, to the time when
+the newest of them left the printer&rsquo;s hands.</p>
+
+<p>Of those into whose possession the books
+have come, some have doubtless loved them
+more, and some less; some, perhaps, have left
+them severely alone. But neither those who
+loved them, nor those who loved them not, have
+lost them, and they passed, some century and a
+half after William Whitehead&rsquo;s death, into
+the hands of Mr. Batchel, who loved them as a
+father loves his children. He lived alone, and
+had few domestic cares to distract his mind.
+He was able, therefore, to enjoy to the full what
+Vicar Whitehead had enjoyed so long before
+him. During many a long summer evening
+would he sit poring over long-forgotten books;
+and since the chamber, otherwise called the
+library, faced the south, he could also spend
+sunny winter mornings there without discomfort.
+Writing at a small table, or reading as he
+stood at a tall desk, he would browse amongst
+the books like an ox in a pleasant pasture.</p>
+
+<p>There were other times also, at which Mr.
+Batchel would use the books. Not being a
+sound sleeper (for book-loving men seldom are),
+he elected to use as a bedroom one of the two
+chambers which opened at either side into the<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_22" id="Page_22">[22]</a></span>
+library. The arrangement enabled him to
+beguile many a sleepless hour amongst the
+books, and in view of these nocturnal visits he
+kept a candle standing in a sconce above the
+desk, and matches always ready to his hand.</p>
+
+<p>There was one disadvantage in this close
+proximity of his bed to the library. Owing, apparently,
+to some defect in the fittings of the room,
+which, having no mechanical tastes, Mr. Batchel
+had never investigated, there could be heard, in
+the stillness of the night, exactly such sounds
+as might arise from a person moving about
+amongst the books. Visitors using the other
+adjacent room would often remark at breakfast,
+that they had heard their host in the library at
+one or two o&rsquo;clock in the morning, when, in fact,
+he had not left his bed. Invariably Mr. Batchel
+allowed them to suppose that he had been where
+they thought him. He disliked idle controversy,
+and was unwilling to afford an opening for supernatural
+talk. Knowing well enough the sounds
+by which his guests had been deceived, he
+wanted no other explanation of them than his
+own, though it was of too vague a character to
+count as an explanation. He conjectured that
+the window-sashes, or the doors, or &ldquo;something,&rdquo;
+were defective, and was too phlegmatic and too
+unpractical to make any investigation. The
+matter gave him no concern.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_23" id="Page_23">[23]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>Persons whose sleep is uncertain are apt to
+have their worst nights when they would like
+their best. The consciousness of a special need
+for rest seems to bring enough mental disturbance
+to forbid it. So on Christmas Eve, in the
+year 1907, Mr. Batchel, who would have liked to
+sleep well, in view of the labours of Christmas
+Day, lay hopelessly wide awake. He exhausted
+all the known devices for courting sleep, and, at
+the end, found himself wider awake than ever.
+A brilliant moon shone into his room, for he
+hated window-blinds. There was a light wind
+blowing, and the sounds in the library were
+more than usually suggestive of a person moving
+about. He almost determined to have the
+sashes &ldquo;seen to,&rdquo; although he could seldom be
+induced to have anything &ldquo;seen to.&rdquo; He disliked
+changes, even for the better, and would submit
+to great inconvenience rather than have things
+altered with which he had become familiar.</p>
+
+<p>As he revolved these matters in his mind, he
+heard the clocks strike the hour of midnight,
+and having now lost all hope of falling asleep,
+he rose from his bed, got into a large dressing
+gown which hung in readiness for such occasions,
+and passed into the library, with the intention
+of reading himself sleepy, if he could.</p>
+
+<p>The moon, by this time, had passed out of
+the south, and the library seemed all the darker<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_24" id="Page_24">[24]</a></span>
+by contrast with the moonlit chamber he had
+left. He could see nothing but two blue-grey
+rectangles formed by the windows against the
+sky, the furniture of the room being altogether
+invisible. Groping along to where the table
+stood, Mr. Batchel felt over its surface for the
+matches which usually lay there; he found, however,
+that the table was cleared of everything.
+He raised his right hand, therefore, in order to
+feel his way to a shelf where the matches were
+sometimes mislaid, and at that moment, whilst
+his hand was in mid-air, the matchbox was
+gently put into it!</p>
+
+<p>Such an incident could hardly fail to disturb
+even a phlegmatic person, and Mr. Batchel
+cried &ldquo;Who&rsquo;s this?&rdquo; somewhat nervously.
+There was no answer. He struck a match,
+looked hastily round the room, and found it
+empty, as usual. There was everything, that
+is to say, that he was accustomed to see, but
+no other person than himself.</p>
+
+<p>It is not quite accurate, however, to say
+that everything was in its usual state. Upon
+the tall desk lay a quarto volume that he had
+certainly not placed there. It was his quite
+invariable practice to replace his books upon
+the shelves after using them, and what we may
+call his library habits were precise and
+methodical. A book out of place like this,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_25" id="Page_25">[25]</a></span>
+was not only an offence against good order,
+but a sign that his privacy had been intruded
+upon. With some surprise, therefore, he lit
+the candle standing ready in the sconce, and
+proceeded to examine the book, not sorry, in
+the disturbed condition in which he was, to
+have an occupation found for him.</p>
+
+<p>The book proved to be one with which he
+was unfamiliar, and this made it certain that
+some other hand than his had removed it from
+its place. Its title was &ldquo;The Compleat
+Gard&rsquo;ner&rdquo; of M. de la Quintinye made
+English by John Evelyn Esquire. It was not a
+work in which Mr. Batchel felt any great
+interest. It consisted of divers reflections on
+various parts of husbandry, doubtless entertaining
+enough, but too deliberate and discursive
+for practical purposes. He had certainly
+never used the book, and growing restless now
+in mind, said to himself that some boy having
+the freedom of the house, had taken it
+down from its place in the hope of finding
+pictures.</p>
+
+<p>But even whilst he made this explanation
+he felt its weakness. To begin with, the desk
+was too high for a boy. The improbability that
+any boy would place a book there was equalled
+by the improbability that he would leave it
+there. To discover its uninviting character<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_26" id="Page_26">[26]</a></span>
+would be the work only of a moment, and no
+boy would have brought it so far from its shelf.</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Batchel had, however, come to read,
+and habit was too strong with him to be wholly
+set aside. Leaving &ldquo;The Compleat Gard&rsquo;ner&rdquo;
+on the desk, he turned round to the shelves
+to find some more congenial reading.</p>
+
+<p>Hardly had he done this when he was
+startled by a sharp rap upon the desk behind
+him, followed by a rustling of paper. He
+turned quickly about and saw the quarto lying
+open. In obedience to the instinct of the
+moment, he at once sought a natural cause
+for what he saw. Only a wind, and that of
+the strongest, could have opened the book, and
+laid back its heavy cover; and though he
+accepted, for a brief moment, that explanation,
+he was too candid to retain it longer. The
+wind out of doors was very light. The window
+sash was closed and latched, and, to decide
+the matter finally, the book had its back, and
+not its edges, turned towards the only quarter
+from which a wind could strike.</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Batchel approached the desk again and
+stood over the book. With increasing perturbation
+of mind (for he still thought of the
+matchbox) he looked upon the open page.
+Without much reason beyond that he felt
+constrained to do something, he read the words<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_27" id="Page_27">[27]</a></span>
+of the half completed sentence at the turn of
+the page&mdash;</p>
+
+<div class="blockquo1">
+<p class="noi">&ldquo;at dead of night he left the house and
+passed into the solitude of the garden.&rdquo;</p>
+</div>
+
+<p class="noi">But he read no more, nor did he give himself
+the trouble of discovering whose midnight
+wandering was being described, although the
+habit was singularly like one of his own. He
+was in no condition for reading, and turning his
+back upon the volume he slowly paced the
+length of the chamber, &ldquo;wondering at that
+which had come to pass.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>He reached the opposite end of the chamber
+and was in the act of turning, when again he
+heard the rustling of paper, and by the time he
+had faced round, saw the leaves of the book
+again turning over. In a moment the volume
+lay at rest, open in another place, and there was
+no further movement as he approached it. To
+make sure that he had not been deceived, he
+read again the words as they entered the page.
+The author was following a not uncommon
+practise of the time, and throwing common
+speech into forms suggested by Holy Writ:
+&ldquo;So dig,&rdquo; it said, &ldquo;that ye may obtain.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>This passage, which to Mr. Batchel seemed
+reprehensible in its levity, excited at once his
+interest and his disapproval. He was prepared
+to read more, but this time was not allowed.<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_28" id="Page_28">[28]</a></span>
+Before his eye could pass beyond the passage
+already cited, the leaves of the book slowly
+turned again, and presented but a termination
+of five words and a colophon.</p>
+
+<p>The words were, &ldquo;to the North, an Ilex.&rdquo;
+These three passages, in which he saw no meaning
+and no connection, began to entangle
+themselves together in Mr. Batchel&rsquo;s mind. He
+found himself repeating them in different orders,
+now beginning with one, and now with another.
+Any further attempt at reading he felt to be
+impossible, and he was in no mind for any more
+experiences of the unaccountable. Sleep was, of
+course, further from him than ever, if that were
+conceivable. What he did, therefore, was to
+blow out the candle, to return to his moonlit
+bedroom, and put on more clothing, and then to
+pass downstairs with the object of going out of
+doors.</p>
+
+<p>It was not unusual with Mr. Batchel to walk
+about his garden at night-time. This form of
+exercise had often, after a wakeful hour, sent
+him back to his bed refreshed and ready for
+sleep. The convenient access to the garden at
+such times lay through his study, whose French
+windows opened on to a short flight of steps,
+and upon these he now paused for a moment to
+admire the snow-like appearance of the lawns,
+bathed as they were in the moonlight. As he<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_29" id="Page_29">[29]</a></span>
+paused, he heard the city clocks strike the half-hour
+after midnight, and he could not forbear
+repeating aloud</p>
+
+<div class="blockquo1">
+<p class="noi">&ldquo;At dead of night he left the house, and
+passed into the solitude of the garden.&rdquo;</p>
+</div>
+
+<p class="noi">It was solitary enough. At intervals the screech
+of an owl, and now and then the noise of a train,
+seemed to emphasise the solitude by drawing
+attention to it and then leaving it in possession
+of the night. Mr. Batchel found himself
+wondering and conjecturing what Vicar Whitehead,
+who had acquired the close of land to
+secure quiet and privacy for garden, would have
+thought of the railways to the west and north.
+He turned his face northwards, whence a whistle
+had just sounded, and saw a tree beautifully
+outlined against the sky. His breath caught at
+the sight. Not because the tree was unfamiliar.
+Mr. Batchel knew all his trees. But what he
+had seen was &ldquo;to the north, an Ilex.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Batchel knew not what to make of it
+all. He had walked into the garden hundreds
+of times and as often seen the Ilex, but the
+words out of the &ldquo;Compleat Gard&rsquo;ner&rdquo; seemed
+to be pursuing him in a way that made him
+almost afraid. His temperament, however, as
+has been said already, was phlegmatic. It was
+commonly said, and Mr. Batchel approved the
+verdict, whilst he condemned its inexactness,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_30" id="Page_30">[30]</a></span>
+that &ldquo;his nerves were made of fiddle-string,&rdquo; so
+he braced himself afresh and set upon his
+walk round the silent garden, which he was
+accustomed to begin in a northerly direction,
+and was now too proud to change. He usually
+passed the Ilex at the beginning of his perambulation,
+and so would pass it now.</p>
+
+<p>He did not pass it. A small discovery, as
+he reached it, annoyed and disturbed him. His
+gardener, as careful and punctilious as himself,
+never failed to house all his tools at the end of a
+day&rsquo;s work. Yet there, under the Ilex, standing
+upright in moonlight brilliant enough to cast
+a shadow of it, was a spade.</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Batchel&rsquo;s second thought was one of
+relief. After his extraordinary experiences in the
+library (he hardly knew now whether they had
+been real or not) something quite commonplace
+would act sedatively, and he determined to
+carry the spade to the tool-house.</p>
+
+<p>The soil was quite dry, and the surface
+even a little frozen, so Mr. Batchel left the path,
+walked up to the spade, and would have drawn
+it towards him. But it was as if he had made
+the attempt upon the trunk of the Ilex itself.
+The spade would not be moved. Then, first
+with one hand, and then with both, he tried
+to raise it, and still it stood firm. Mr. Batchel,
+of course, attributed this to the frost, slight<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_31" id="Page_31">[31]</a></span>
+as it was. Wondering at the spade&rsquo;s being
+there, and annoyed at its being frozen, he was
+about to leave it and continue his walk, when
+the remaining words of the &ldquo;Compleat
+Gard&rsquo;ner&rdquo; seemed rather to utter themselves,
+than to await his will&mdash;</p>
+
+<div class="blockquo2">
+<p class="noi">&ldquo;So dig, that ye may obtain.&rdquo;</p>
+</div>
+
+<p class="noi">Mr. Batchel&rsquo;s power of independent action now
+deserted him. He took the spade, which no
+longer resisted, and began to dig. &ldquo;Five spadefuls
+and no more,&rdquo; he said aloud. &ldquo;This is all
+foolishness.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>Four spadefuls of earth he then raised and
+spread out before him in the moonlight. There
+was nothing unusual to be seen. Nor did Mr.
+Batchel decide what he would look for, whether
+coins, jewels, documents in canisters, or
+weapons. In point of fact, he dug against what
+he deemed his better judgment, and expected
+nothing. He spread before him the fifth and last
+spadeful of earth, not quite without result, but
+with no result that was at all sensational. The
+earth contained a bone. Mr. Batchel&rsquo;s knowledge
+of anatomy was sufficient to show him
+that it was a human bone. He identified it,
+even by moonlight, as the <i lang="la" xml:lang="la">radius</i>, a bone of the
+forearm, as he removed the earth from it, with
+his thumb.</p>
+
+<p>Such a discovery might be thought worthy<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_32" id="Page_32">[32]</a></span>
+of more than the very ordinary interest Mr.
+Batchel showed. As a matter of fact, the
+presence of a human bone was easily to be
+accounted for. Recent excavations within the
+church had caused the upturning of numberless
+bones, which had been collected and reverently
+buried. But an earth-stained bone is also
+easily overlooked, and this <i lang="la" xml:lang="la">radius</i> had obviously
+found its way into the garden with some of
+the earth brought out of the church.</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Batchel was glad, rather than regretful
+at this termination to his adventure. He was
+once more provided with something to do.
+The re-interment of such bones as this had
+been his constant care, and he decided at once
+to restore the bone to consecrated earth. The
+time seemed opportune. The eyes of the
+curious were closed in sleep, he himself was
+still alert and wakeful. The spade remained
+by his side and the bone in his hand. So he
+betook himself, there and then, to the churchyard.
+By the still generous light of the moon,
+he found a place where the earth yielded to
+his spade, and within a few minutes the bone
+was laid decently to earth, some 18 inches deep.</p>
+
+<p>The city clocks struck one as he finished.
+The whole world seemed asleep, and Mr. Batchel
+slowly returned to the garden with his spade.
+As he hung it in its accustomed place he felt<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_33" id="Page_33">[33]</a></span>
+stealing over him the welcome desire to sleep.
+He walked quietly on to the house and ascended
+to his room. It was now dark: the moon had
+passed on and left the room in shadow. He lit
+a candle, and before undressing passed into the
+library. He had an irresistible curiosity to see
+the passages in John Evelyn&rsquo;s book which
+had so strangely adapted themselves to the
+events of the past hour.</p>
+
+<p>In the library a last surprise awaited him.
+The desk upon which the book had lain was
+empty. &ldquo;The Compleat Gard&rsquo;ner&rdquo; stood in
+its place on the shelf. And then Mr. Batchel
+knew that he had handled a bone of William
+Whitehead, and that in response to his own
+entreaty.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_34" id="Page_34">[34]</a><br /><a name="Page_35" id="Page_35">[35]</a></span></p>
+
+
+<h2><a name="III" id="III"></a>III.<br />
+
+<span class="stl">THE RICHPINS.</span></h2>
+
+
+<p>Something of the general character of
+Stoneground and its people has been indicated
+by stray allusions in the preceding narratives.
+We must here add that of its present population
+only a small part is native, the remainder
+having been attracted during the recent prosperous
+days of brickmaking, from the nearer
+parts of East Anglia and the Midlands. The
+visitor to Stoneground now finds little more
+than the signs of an unlovely industry, and of
+the hasty and inadequate housing of the people
+it has drawn together. Nothing in the place
+pleases him more than the excellent train-service
+which makes it easy to get away. He
+seldom desires a long acquaintance either with
+Stoneground or its people.</p>
+
+<p>The impression so made upon the average
+visitor is, however, unjust, as first impressions
+often are. The few who have made further
+acquaintance with Stoneground have soon
+learned to distinguish between the permanent
+and the accidental features of the place, and
+have been astonished by nothing so much as by<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_36" id="Page_36">[36]</a></span>
+the unexpected evidence of French influence.
+Amongst the household treasures of the old
+inhabitants are invariably found French knick-knacks:
+there are pieces of French furniture in
+what is called &ldquo;the room&rdquo; of many houses. A
+certain ten-acre field is called the &ldquo;Frenchman&rsquo;s
+meadow.&rdquo; Upon the voters&rsquo; lists hanging at the
+church door are to be found French names,
+often corrupted; and boys who run about the
+streets can be heard shrieking to each other
+such names as Bunnum, Dangibow, Planchey,
+and so on.</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Batchel himself is possessed of many
+curious little articles of French handiwork&mdash;boxes
+deftly covered with split straws, arranged
+ingeniously in patterns; models of the guillotine,
+built of carved meat-bones, and various
+other pieces of handiwork, amongst them an
+accurate road-map of the country between
+Stoneground and Yarmouth, drawn upon a fly-leaf
+torn from some book, and bearing upon the
+other side the name of Jules Richepin. The
+latter had been picked up, according to a
+pencilled-note written across one corner, by a
+shepherd, in the year 1811.</p>
+
+<p>The explanation of this French influence is
+simple enough. Within five miles of Stoneground
+a large barracks had been erected for
+the custody of French prisoners during the war<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_37" id="Page_37">[37]</a></span>
+with Bonaparte. Many thousands were confined
+there during the years 1808-14. The prisoners
+were allowed to sell what articles they could
+make in the barracks; and many of them, upon
+their release, settled in the neighbourhood,
+where their descendants remain. There is little
+curiosity amongst these descendants about their
+origin. The events of a century ago seem to
+them as remote as the Deluge, and as immaterial.
+To Thomas Richpin, a weakly man
+who blew the organ in church, Mr. Batchel
+shewed the map. Richpin, with a broad, black-haired
+skull and a narrow chin which grew a
+little pointed beard, had always a foreign look
+about him: Mr. Batchel thought it more than
+possible that he might be descended from the
+owner of the book, and told him as much upon
+shewing him the fly-leaf. Thomas, however,
+was content to observe that &ldquo;his name hadn&rsquo;t
+got no E,&rdquo; and shewed no further interest in the
+matter. His interest in it, before we have done
+with him, will have become very large.</p>
+
+<p>For the growing boys of Stoneground, with
+whom he was on generally friendly terms, Mr.
+Batchel formed certain clubs to provide them
+with occupation on winter evenings; and in
+these clubs, in the interests of peace and good-order,
+he spent a great deal of time. Sitting
+one December evening, in a large circle of boys<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_38" id="Page_38">[38]</a></span>
+who preferred the warmth of the fire to the
+more temperate atmosphere of the tables, he
+found Thomas Richpin the sole topic of conversation.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;We seen Mr. Richpin in Frenchman&rsquo;s
+Meadow last night,&rdquo; said one.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;What time?&rdquo; said Mr. Batchel, whose
+function it was to act as a sort of fly-wheel, and
+to carry the conversation over dead points. He
+had received the information with some little
+surprise, because Frenchman&rsquo;s Meadow was an
+unusual place for Richpin to have been in, but
+his question had no further object than to
+encourage talk.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Half-past nine,&rdquo; was the reply.</p>
+
+<p>This made the question much more interesting.
+Mr. Batchel, on the preceding evening,
+had taken advantage of a warmed church to
+practise upon the organ. He had played it from
+nine o&rsquo;clock until ten, and Richpin had been all
+that time at the bellows.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Are you sure it was half-past nine?&rdquo; he
+asked.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Yes,&rdquo; (we reproduce the answer exactly),
+&ldquo;we come out o&rsquo; night-school at quarter-past,
+and we was all goin&rsquo; to the Wash to look if it
+was friz.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;And you saw Mr. Richpin in Frenchman&rsquo;s
+Meadow?&rdquo; said Mr. Batchel.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_39" id="Page_39">[39]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Yes. He was looking for something on the
+ground,&rdquo; added another boy.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;And his trousers was tore,&rdquo; said a third.</p>
+
+<p>The story was clearly destined to stand in
+no need of corroboration.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Did Mr. Richpin speak to you?&rdquo; enquired
+Mr. Batchel.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;No, we run away afore he come to us,&rdquo; was
+the answer.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Why?&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Because we was frit.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;What frightened you?&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Jim Lallement hauled a flint at him and
+hit him in the face, and he didn&rsquo;t take no notice,
+so we run away.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Why?&rdquo; repeated Mr. Batchel.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Because he never hollered nor looked at us,
+and it made us feel so funny.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Did you go straight down to the Wash?&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>They had all done so.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;What time was it when you reached
+home?&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>They had all been at home by ten, before
+Richpin had left the church.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Why do they call it Frenchman&rsquo;s
+Meadow?&rdquo; asked another boy, evidently
+anxious to change the subject.</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Batchel replied that the meadow had
+probably belonged to a Frenchman whose name<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_40" id="Page_40">[40]</a></span>
+was not easy to say, and the conversation after
+this was soon in another channel. But, furnished
+as he was with an unmistakeable <i lang="la" xml:lang="la">alibi</i>,
+the story about Richpin and the torn trousers,
+and the flint, greatly puzzled him.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Go straight home,&rdquo; he said, as the boys at
+last bade him good-night, &ldquo;and let us have no
+more stone-throwing.&rdquo; They were reckless
+boys, and Richpin, who used little discretion
+in reporting their misdemeanours about the
+church, seemed to Mr. Batchel to stand in real
+danger.</p>
+
+<p>Frenchman&rsquo;s Meadow provided ten acres of
+excellent pasture, and the owners of two or
+three hard-worked horses were glad to pay three
+shillings a week for the privilege of turning
+them into it. One of these men came to Mr.
+Batchel on the morning which followed the
+conversation at the club.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;I&rsquo;m in a bit of a quandary about Tom
+Richpin,&rdquo; he began.</p>
+
+<p>This was an opening that did not fail to
+command Mr. Batchel&rsquo;s attention. &ldquo;What is
+it?&rdquo; he said.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;I had my mare in Frenchman&rsquo;s Meadow,&rdquo;
+replied the man, &ldquo;and Sam Bower come and
+told me last night as he heard her gallopin&rsquo;
+about when he was walking this side the
+hedge.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_41" id="Page_41">[41]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;But what about Richpin?&rdquo; said Mr.
+Batchel.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Let me come to it,&rdquo; said the other. &ldquo;My
+mare hasn&rsquo;t got no wind to gallop, so I up and
+went to see to her, and there she was sure
+enough, like a wild thing, and Tom Richpin
+walking across the meadow.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Was he chasing her?&rdquo; asked Mr. Batchel,
+who felt the absurdity of the question as he
+put it.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;He was not,&rdquo; said the man, &ldquo;but what he
+could have been doin&rsquo; to put the mare into that
+state, I can&rsquo;t think.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;What was he doing when you saw him?&rdquo;
+asked Mr. Batchel.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;He was walking along looking for something
+he&rsquo;d dropped, with his trousers all tore to
+ribbons, and while I was catchin&rsquo; the mare, he
+made off.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;He was easy enough to find, I suppose?&rdquo;
+said Mr. Batchel.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;That&rsquo;s the quandary I was put in,&rdquo; said
+the man. &ldquo;I took the mare home and gave her
+to my lad, and straight I went to Richpin&rsquo;s, and
+found Tom havin&rsquo; his supper, with his trousers
+as good as new.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;You&rsquo;d made a mistake,&rdquo; said Mr. Batchel.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;But how come the mare to make it too?&rdquo;
+said the other.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_42" id="Page_42">[42]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;What did you say to Richpin?&rdquo; asked Mr.
+Batchel.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Tom,&rdquo; I says, &ldquo;when did you come in?
+&lsquo;Six o&rsquo;clock,&rsquo; he says, &lsquo;I bin mendin&rsquo; my boots&rsquo;;
+and there, sure enough, was the hobbin&rsquo; iron by
+his chair, and him in his stockin&rsquo;-feet. I don&rsquo;t
+know what to do.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Give the mare a rest,&rdquo; said Mr. Batchel,
+&ldquo;and say no more about it.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;I don&rsquo;t want to harm a pore creature like
+Richpin,&rdquo; said the man, &ldquo;but a mare&rsquo;s a mare,
+especially where there&rsquo;s a family to bring up.&rdquo;
+The man consented, however, to abide by Mr.
+Batchel&rsquo;s advice, and the interview ended. The
+evenings just then were light, and both the
+man and his mare had seen something for
+which Mr. Batchel could not, at present,
+account. The worst way, however, of arriving
+at an explanation is to guess it. He was far too
+wise to let himself wander into the pleasant
+fields of conjecture, and had determined, even
+before the story of the mare had finished, upon
+the more prosaic path of investigation.</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Batchel, either from strength or
+indolence of mind, as the reader may be pleased
+to determine, did not allow matters even of this
+exciting kind, to disturb his daily round of duty.
+He was beginning to fear, after what he had
+heard of the Frenchman&rsquo;s Meadow, that he<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_43" id="Page_43">[43]</a></span>
+might find it necessary to preach a plain
+sermon upon the Witch of Endor, for he
+foresaw that there would soon be some ghostly
+talk in circulation. In small communities, like
+that of Stoneground, such talk arises upon very
+slight provocation, and here was nothing at all
+to check it. Richpin was a weak and timid
+man, whom no one would suspect, whilst an
+alternative remained open, of wandering about
+in the dark; and Mr. Batchel knew that the
+alternative of an apparition, if once suggested,
+would meet with general acceptance, and this he
+wished, at all costs, to avoid. His own view of
+the matter he held in reserve, for the reasons
+already stated, but he could not help suspecting
+that there might be a better explanation of the
+name &ldquo;Frenchman&rsquo;s Meadow&rdquo; than he had
+given to the boys at their club.</p>
+
+<p>Afternoons, with Mr. Batchel, were always
+spent in making pastoral visits, and upon the
+day our story has reached he determined to
+include amongst them a call upon Richpin, and
+to submit him to a cautious cross-examination.
+It was evident that at least four persons, all
+perfectly familiar with his appearance, were
+under the impression that they had seen him in
+the meadow, and his own statement upon the
+matter would be at least worth hearing.</p>
+
+<p>Richpin&rsquo;s home, however, was not the first<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_44" id="Page_44">[44]</a></span>
+one visited by Mr. Batchel on that afternoon.
+His friendly relations with the boys has already
+been mentioned, and it may now be added that
+this friendship was but part of a generally keen
+sympathy with young people of all ages, and of
+both sexes. Parents knew much less than he
+did of the love affairs of their young people;
+and if he was not actually guilty of match-making,
+he was at least a very sympathetic
+observer of the process. When lovers had their
+little differences, or even their greater ones, it
+was Mr. Batchel, in most cases, who adjusted
+them, and who suffered, if he failed, hardly less
+than the lovers themselves.</p>
+
+<p>It was a negotiation of this kind which, on
+this particular day, had given precedence to
+another visit, and left Richpin until the later
+part of the afternoon. But the matter of the
+Frenchman&rsquo;s Meadow had, after all, not to wait
+for Richpin. Mr. Batchel was calculating how
+long he should be in reaching it, when he found
+himself unexpectedly there. Selina Broughton
+had been a favourite of his from her childhood;
+she had been sufficiently good to please him, and
+naughty enough to attract and challenge him;
+and when at length she began to walk out with
+Bob Rockfort, who was another favourite, Mr.
+Batchel rubbed his hands in satisfaction. Their
+present difference, which now brought him to<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_45" id="Page_45">[45]</a></span>
+the Broughtons&rsquo; cottage, gave him but little
+anxiety. He had brought Bob half-way towards
+reconciliation, and had no doubt of his ability
+to lead Selina to the same place. They would
+finish the journey, happily enough, together.</p>
+
+<p>But what has this to do with the Frenchman&rsquo;s
+Meadow? Much every way. The meadow
+was apt to be the rendezvous of such young
+people as desired a higher degree of privacy than
+that afforded by the public paths; and these two
+had gone there separately the night before, each
+to nurse a grievance against the other. They
+had been at opposite ends, as it chanced, of the
+field; and Bob, who believed himself to be alone
+there, had been awakened from his reverie by a
+sudden scream. He had at once run across the
+field, and found Selina sorely in need of him.
+Mr. Batchel&rsquo;s work of reconciliation had been
+there and then anticipated, and Bob had taken
+the girl home in a condition of great excitement
+to her mother. All this was explained, in
+breathless sentences, by Mrs. Broughton, by
+way of accounting for the fact that Selina was
+then lying down in &ldquo;the room.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>There was no reason why Mr. Batchel should
+not see her, of course, and he went in. His
+original errand had lapsed, but it was now replaced
+by one of greater interest. Evidently
+there was Selina&rsquo;s testimony to add to that of<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_46" id="Page_46">[46]</a></span>
+the other four; she was not a girl who would
+scream without good cause, and Mr. Batchel felt
+that he knew how his question about the cause
+would be answered, when he came to the point
+of asking it.</p>
+
+<p>He was not quite prepared for the form of
+her answer, which she gave without any hesitation.
+She had seen Mr. Richpin &ldquo;looking for
+his eyes.&rdquo; Mr. Batchel saved for another occasion
+the amusement to be derived from the
+curiously illogical answer. He saw at once
+what had suggested it. Richpin had until
+recently had an atrocious squint, which an
+operation in London had completely cured.
+This operation, of which, of course, he knew
+nothing, he had described, in his own way,
+to anyone who would listen, and it was
+commonly believed that his eyes had ceased
+to be fixtures. It was plain, however, that
+Selina had seen very much what had been
+seen by the other four. Her information
+was precise, and her story perfectly coherent.
+She preserved a maidenly reticence about
+his trousers, if she had noticed them; but
+added a new fact, and a terrible one, in her
+description of the eyeless sockets. No wonder
+she had screamed. It will be observed that Mr.
+Richpin was still searching, if not looking, for
+something upon the ground.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_47" id="Page_47">[47]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>Mr. Batchel now proceeded to make his remaining
+visit. Richpin lived in a little cottage
+by the church, of which cottage the Vicar was
+the indulgent landlord. Richpin&rsquo;s creditors
+were obliged to shew some indulgence, because
+his income was never regular and seldom sufficient.
+He got on in life by what is called
+&ldquo;rubbing along,&rdquo; and appeared to do it with
+surprisingly little friction. The small duties
+about the church, assigned to him out of charity,
+were overpaid. He succeeded in attracting to
+himself all the available gifts of masculine
+clothing, of which he probably received enough
+and to sell, and he had somehow wooed and won
+a capable, if not very comely, wife, who supplemented
+his income by her own labour, and
+managed her house and husband to admiration.</p>
+
+<p>Richpin, however, was not by any means
+a mere dependent upon charity. He was, in his
+way, a man of parts. All plants, for instance,
+were his friends, and he had inherited, or
+acquired, great skill with fruit-trees, which never
+failed to reward his treatment with abundant
+crops. The two or three vines, too, of the
+neighbourhood, he kept in fine order by methods
+of his own, whose merit was proved by their
+success. He had other skill, though of a less
+remunerative kind, in fashioning toys out of
+wood, cardboard, or paper; and every correctly-behaving<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_48" id="Page_48">[48]</a></span>
+child in the parish had some such
+product of his handiwork. And besides all this,
+Richpin had a remarkable aptitude for making
+music. He could do something upon every
+musical instrument that came in his way, and,
+but for his voice, which was like that of the peahen,
+would have been a singer. It was his voice
+that had secured him the situation of organ-blower,
+as one remote from all incitement to
+join in the singing in church.</p>
+
+<p>Like all men who have not wit enough to
+defend themselves by argument, Richpin had
+a plaintive manner. His way of resenting
+injury was to complain of it to the next person
+he met, and such complaints as he found no
+other means of discharging, he carried home
+to his wife, who treated his conversation just as
+she treated the singing of the canary, and other
+domestic sounds, being hardly conscious of it
+until it ceased.</p>
+
+<p>The entrance of Mr. Batchel, soon after his
+interview with Selina, found Richpin engaged
+in a loud and fluent oration. The fluency was
+achieved mainly by repetition, for the man had
+but small command of words, but it served
+none the less to shew the depth of his indignation.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;I aren&rsquo;t bin in Frenchman&rsquo;s Meadow, am
+I?&rdquo; he was saying in appeal to his wife&mdash;this is<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_49" id="Page_49">[49]</a></span>
+the Stoneground way with auxiliary verbs&mdash;&ldquo;What
+am I got to go there for?&rdquo; He acknowledged
+Mr. Batchel&rsquo;s entrance in no other way
+than by changing to the third person in his
+discourse, and he continued without pause&mdash;&ldquo;if
+she&rsquo;d let me out o&rsquo; nights, I&rsquo;m got better
+places to go to than Frenchman&rsquo;s Meadow.
+Let policeman stick to where I am bin, or else
+keep his mouth shut. What call is he got to
+say I&rsquo;m bin where I aren&rsquo;t bin?&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>From this, and much more to the same
+effect, it was clear that the matter of the
+meadow was being noised abroad, and even
+receiving official attention. Mr. Batchel was
+well aware that no question he could put to
+Richpin, in his present state, would change the
+flow of his eloquence, and that he had already
+learned as much as he was likely to learn. He
+was content, therefore, to ascertain from Mrs.
+Richpin that her husband had indeed spent all
+his evenings at home, with the single exception
+of the one hour during which Mr. Batchel had
+employed him at the organ. Having ascertained
+this, he retired, and left Richpin to talk himself
+out.</p>
+
+<p>No further doubt about the story was now
+possible. It was not twenty-four hours since
+Mr. Batchel had heard it from the boys at the
+club, and it had already been confirmed by at<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_50" id="Page_50">[50]</a></span>
+least two unimpeachable witnesses. He thought
+the matter over, as he took his tea, and was
+chiefly concerned in Richpin&rsquo;s curious connexion
+with it. On his account, more than on
+any other, it had become necessary to make
+whatever investigation might be feasible, and
+Mr. Batchel determined, of course, to make the
+next stage of it in the meadow itself.</p>
+
+<p>The situation of &ldquo;Frenchman&rsquo;s Meadow&rdquo;
+made it more conspicuous than any other enclosure
+in the neighbourhood. It was upon the
+edge of what is locally known as &ldquo;high land&rdquo;;
+and though its elevation was not great, one
+could stand in the meadow and look sea-wards
+over many miles of flat country, once a waste
+of brackish water, now a great chess-board of
+fertile fields bounded by straight dykes of
+glistening water. The point of view derived
+another interest from looking down upon a
+long straight bank which disappeared into the
+horizon many miles away, and might have been
+taken for a great railway embankment of which
+no use had been made. It was, in fact, one of
+the great works of the Dutch Engineers in the
+time of Charles&nbsp;<abbr title="1">I.</abbr>, and it separated the river
+basin from a large drained area called the
+&ldquo;Middle Level,&rdquo; some six feet below it. In this
+embankment, not two hundred yards below
+&ldquo;Frenchman&rsquo;s Meadow,&rdquo; was one of the huge<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_51" id="Page_51">[51]</a></span>
+water gates which admitted traffic through a
+sluice, into the lower level, and the picturesque
+thatched cottage of the sluice-keeper formed a
+pleasing addition to the landscape. It was a
+view with which Mr. Batchel was naturally
+very familiar. Few of his surroundings were
+pleasant to the eye, and this was about the only
+place to which he could take a visitor whom he
+desired to impress favourably. The way to the
+meadow lay through a short lane, and he could
+reach it in five minutes: he was frequently
+there.</p>
+
+<p>It was, of course, his intention to be there
+again that evening: to spend the night there, if
+need be, rather than let anything escape him.
+He only hoped he should not find half the
+parish there also. His best hope of privacy lay
+in the inclemency of the weather; the day was
+growing colder, and there was a north-east
+wind, of which Frenchman&rsquo;s Meadow would
+receive the fine edge.</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Batchel spent the next three hours in
+dealing with some arrears of correspondence,
+and at nine o&rsquo;clock put on his thickest coat and
+boots, and made his way to the meadow. It
+became evident, as he walked up the lane, that
+he was to have company. He heard many
+voices, and soon recognised the loudest amongst
+them. Jim Lallement was boasting of the<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_52" id="Page_52">[52]</a></span>
+accuracy of his aim: the others were not disputing
+it, but were asserting their own merits
+in discordant chorus. This was a nuisance, and
+to make matters worse, Mr. Batchel heard steps
+behind him.</p>
+
+<p>A voice soon bade him &ldquo;Good evening.&rdquo; To
+Mr. Batchel&rsquo;s great relief it proved to be the
+policeman, who soon overtook him. The conversation
+began on his side.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Curious tricks, sir, these of Richpin&rsquo;s.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;What tricks?&rdquo; asked Mr. Batchel, with an
+air of innocence.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Why, he&rsquo;s been walking about Frenchman&rsquo;s
+Meadow these three nights, frightening
+folk and what all.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Richpin has been at home every night, and
+all night long,&rdquo; said Mr. Batchel.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;I&rsquo;m talking about where he was, not where
+he says he was,&rdquo; said the policeman. &ldquo;You
+can&rsquo;t go behind the evidence.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;But Richpin has evidence too. I asked his
+wife.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;You know, sir, and none better, that wives
+have got to obey. Richpin wants to be took for
+a ghost, and we know that sort of ghost. Whenever
+we hear there&rsquo;s a ghost, we always know
+there&rsquo;s going to be turkeys missing.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;But there are real ghosts sometimes,
+surely?&rdquo; said Mr. Batchel.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_53" id="Page_53">[53]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;No,&rdquo; said the policeman, &ldquo;me and my
+wife have both looked, and there&rsquo;s no such
+thing.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Looked where?&rdquo; enquired Mr. Batchel.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;In the &lsquo;Police Duty&rsquo; Catechism. There&rsquo;s
+lunatics, and deserters, and dead bodies, but no
+ghosts.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Batchel accepted this as final. He had
+devised a way of ridding himself of all his
+company, and proceeded at once to carry it into
+effect. The two had by this time reached the
+group of boys.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;These are all stone-throwers,&rdquo; said he,
+loudly.</p>
+
+<p>There was a clatter of stones as they
+dropped from the hands of the boys.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;These boys ought all to be in the club
+instead of roaming about here damaging property.
+Will you take them there, and see them
+safely in? If Richpin comes here, I will bring
+him to the station.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>The policeman seemed well pleased with
+the suggestion. No doubt he had overstated his
+confidence in the definition of the &ldquo;Police
+Duty.&rdquo; Mr. Batchel, on his part, knew the boys
+well enough to be assured that they would keep
+the policeman occupied for the next half-hour,
+and as the party moved slowly away, felt proud
+of his diplomacy.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_54" id="Page_54">[54]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>There was no sign of any other person
+about the field gate, which he climbed readily
+enough, and he was soon standing in the
+highest part of the meadow and peering into
+the darkness on every side.</p>
+
+<p>It was possible to see a distance of about
+thirty yards; beyond that it was too dark to distinguish
+anything. Mr. Batchel designed a zig-zag
+course about the meadow, which would
+allow of his examining it systematically and as
+rapidly as possible, and along this course he
+began to walk briskly, looking straight before
+him as he went, and pausing to look well about
+him when he came to a turn. There were no
+beasts in the meadow&mdash;their owners had taken
+the precaution of removing them; their absence
+was, of course, of great advantage to Mr.
+Batchel.</p>
+
+<p>In about ten minutes he had finished his
+zig-zag path and arrived at the other corner of
+the meadow; he had seen nothing resembling a
+man. He then retraced his steps, and examined
+the field again, but arrived at his starting
+point, knowing no more than when he had left
+it. He began to fear the return of the policeman
+as he faced the wind and set upon a third
+journey.</p>
+
+<p>The third journey, however, rewarded him.
+He had reached the end of his second traverse,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_55" id="Page_55">[55]</a></span>
+and was looking about him at the angle
+between that and the next, when he distinctly
+saw what looked like Richpin crossing his circle
+of vision, and making straight for the sluice.
+There was no gate on that side of the field; the
+hedge, which seemed to present no obstacle to
+the other, delayed Mr. Batchel considerably, and
+still retains some of his clothing, but he was not
+long through before he had again marked his
+man. It had every appearance of being Richpin.
+It went down the slope, crossed the plank
+that bridged the lock, and disappeared round
+the corner of the cottage, where the entrance
+lay.</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Batchel had had no opportunity of confirming
+the gruesome observation of Selina
+Broughton, but had seen enough to prove that
+the others had not been romancing. He was not
+a half-minute behind the figure as it crossed the
+plank over the lock&mdash;it was slow going in the
+darkness&mdash;and he followed it immediately round
+the corner of the house. As he expected, it
+had then disappeared.</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Batchel knocked at the door, and admitted
+himself, as his custom was. The sluice-keeper
+was in his kitchen, charring a gate post.
+He was surprised to see Mr. Batchel at that
+hour, and his greeting took the form of a
+remark to that effect.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_56" id="Page_56">[56]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;I have been taking an evening walk,&rdquo; said
+Mr. Batchel. &ldquo;Have you seen Richpin lately?&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;I see him last Saturday week,&rdquo; replied the
+sluice-keeper, &ldquo;not since.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Do you feel lonely here at night?&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;No,&rdquo; replied the sluice-keeper, &ldquo;people
+drop in at times. There was a man in on
+Monday, and another yesterday.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Have you had no one to-day?&rdquo; said Mr.
+Batchel, coming to the point.</p>
+
+<p>The answer showed that Mr. Batchel had
+been the first to enter the door that day, and
+after a little general conversation he brought
+his visit to an end.</p>
+
+<p>It was now ten o&rsquo;clock. He looked in at
+Richpin&rsquo;s cottage, where he saw a light
+burning, as he passed. Richpin had tired himself
+early, and had been in bed since half-past
+eight. His wife was visibly annoyed at the
+rumours which had upset him, and Mr. Batchel
+said such soothing words as he could command,
+before he left for home.</p>
+
+<p>He congratulated himself, prematurely, as
+he sat before the fire in his study, that the day
+was at an end. It had been cold out of doors,
+and it was pleasant to think things over in the
+warmth of the cheerful fire his housekeeper
+never failed to leave for him. The reader will
+have no more difficulty than Mr. Batchel<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_57" id="Page_57">[57]</a></span>
+had in accounting for the resemblance between
+Richpin and the man in the meadow. It was a
+mere question of family likeness. That the
+ancestor had been seen in the meadow at some
+former time might perhaps be inferred from its
+traditional name. The reason for his return,
+then and now, was a matter of mere conjecture,
+and Mr. Batchel let it alone.</p>
+
+<p>The next incident has, to some, appeared
+incredible, which only means, after all, that it
+has made demands upon their powers of
+imagination and found them bankrupt.</p>
+
+<p>Critics of story-telling have used severe
+language about authors who avail themselves
+of the short-cut of coincidence. &ldquo;That must be
+reserved, I suppose,&rdquo; said Mr. Batchel, when he
+came to tell of Richpin, &ldquo;for what really
+happens; and that fiction is a game which must
+be played according to the rules.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;I know,&rdquo; he went on to say, &ldquo;that the
+chances were some millions to one against
+what happened that night, but if that makes it
+incredible, what is there left to believe?&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>It was thereupon remarked by someone in
+the company, that the credible material would
+not be exhausted.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;I doubt whether anything happens,&rdquo;
+replied Mr. Batchel in his dogmatic way,
+&ldquo;without the chances being a million to one<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_58" id="Page_58">[58]</a></span>
+against it. Why did they choose such a word?
+What does &lsquo;happen&rsquo; mean?&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>There was no reply: it was clearly a
+rhetorical question.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Is it incredible,&rdquo; he went on, &ldquo;that I put
+into the plate last Sunday the very half-crown
+my uncle tipped me with in 1881, and that I
+spent next day?&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Was that the one you put in?&rdquo; was asked
+by several.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;How do I know?&rdquo; replied Mr. Batchel,
+&ldquo;but if I knew the history of the half-crown I
+did put in, I know it would furnish still more
+remarkable coincidences.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>All this talk arose out of the fact that at
+midnight on the eventful day, whilst Mr.
+Batchel was still sitting by his study fire, he
+had news that the cottage at the sluice had
+been burnt down. The thatch had been dry;
+there was, as we know, a stiff east-wind, and an
+hour had sufficed to destroy all that was
+inflammable. The fire is still spoken of in
+Stoneground with great regret. There remains
+only one building in the place of sufficient
+merit to find its way on to a postcard.</p>
+
+<p>It was just at midnight that the sluice-keeper
+rung at Mr. Batchel&rsquo;s door. His errand
+required no apology. The man had found a
+night-fisherman to help him as soon as the fire<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_59" id="Page_59">[59]</a></span>
+began, and with two long sprits from a lighter
+they had made haste to tear down the thatch,
+and upon this had brought down, from under
+the ridge at the South end, the bones and some
+of the clothing of a man. Would Mr. Batchel
+come down and see?</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Batchel put on his coat and returned
+to the place. The people whom the fire had
+collected had been kept on the further side of
+the water, and the space about the cottage was
+vacant. Near to the smouldering heap of ruin
+were the remains found under the thatch. The
+fingers of the right hand still firmly clutched a
+sheep bone which had been gnawed as a dog
+would gnaw it.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Starved to death,&rdquo; said the sluice-keeper,
+&ldquo;I see a tramp like that ten years ago.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>They laid the bones decently in an outhouse,
+and turned the key, Mr. Batchel
+carried home in his hand a metal cross, threaded
+upon a cord. He found an engraved figure of
+Our Lord on the face of it, and the name of
+Pierre Richepin upon the back. He went next
+day to make the matter known to the nearest
+Priest of the Roman Faith, with whom he left
+the cross. The remains, after a brief inquest,
+were interred in the cemetery, with the rites of
+the Church to which the man had evidently
+belonged.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_60" id="Page_60">[60]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>Mr. Batchel&rsquo;s deductions from the whole
+circumstances were curious, and left a great
+deal to be explained. It seemed as if Pierre
+Richepin had been disturbed by some premonition
+of the fire, but had not foreseen that
+his mortal remains would escape; that he could
+not return to his own people without the aid of
+his map, but had no perception of the interval
+that had elapsed since he had lost it. This map
+Mr. Batchel put into his pocket-book next day
+when he went to Thomas Richpin for certain
+other information about his surviving relatives.</p>
+
+<p>Richpin had a father, it appeared, living a
+few miles away in Jakesley Fen, and Mr.
+Batchel concluded that he was worth a visit.
+He mounted his bicycle, therefore, and made his
+way to Jakesley that same afternoon.</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Richpin was working not far from
+home, and was soon brought in. He and his
+wife shewed great courtesy to their visitor,
+whom they knew well by repute. They had
+a well-ordered house, and with a natural and
+dignified hospitality, asked him to take tea with
+them. It was evident to Mr. Batchel that there
+was a great gulf between the elder Richpin and
+his son; the former was the last of an old race,
+and the latter the first of a new. In spite of
+the Board of Education, the latter was vastly
+the worse.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_61" id="Page_61">[61]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>The cottage contained some French kickshaws
+which greatly facilitated the enquiries
+Mr. Batchel had come to make. They proved
+to be family relics.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;My grandfather,&rdquo; said Mr. Richpin, as they
+sat at tea, &ldquo;was a prisoner&mdash;he and his brother.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Your grandfather was Pierre Richepin?&rdquo;
+asked Mr. Batchel.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;No! Jules,&rdquo; was the reply. &ldquo;Pierre got
+away.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Shew Mr. Batchel the book,&rdquo; said his wife.</p>
+
+<p>The book was produced. It was a Book of
+Meditations, with the name of Jules Richepin
+upon the title-page. The fly-leaf was missing.
+Mr. Batchel produced the map from his pocket-book.
+It fitted exactly. The slight indentures
+along the torn edge fell into their place, and
+Mr. Batchel left the leaf in the book, to the
+great delight of the old couple, to whom he
+told no more of the story than he thought fit.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_62" id="Page_62">[62]</a><br /><a name="Page_63" id="Page_63">[63]</a></span></p>
+
+
+<h2><a name="IV" id="IV"></a>IV.<br />
+
+<span class="stl">THE EASTERN WINDOW.</span></h2>
+
+
+<p>It may well be that Vermuyden and the
+Dutchmen who drained the fens did good, and
+that it was interred with their bones. It is
+quite certain that they did evil and that it lives
+after them. The rivers, which these men
+robbed of their water, have at length silted up,
+and the drainage of one tract of country is
+proving to have been achieved by the undraining
+of another.</p>
+
+<p>Places like Stoneground, which lie on the
+banks of these defrauded rivers, are now become
+helpless victims of Dutch engineering.
+The water which has lost its natural outlet,
+invades their lands. The thrifty cottager who
+once had the river at the bottom of his garden,
+has his garden more often in these days, at the
+bottom of the river, and a summer flood not
+infrequently destroys the whole produce of his
+ground.</p>
+
+<p>Such a flood, during an early year in the
+20th century, had been unusually disastrous
+to Stoneground, and Mr. Batchel, who, as a<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_64" id="Page_64">[64]</a></span>
+gardener, was well able to estimate the losses of
+his poorer neighbours, was taking some steps
+towards repairing them.</p>
+
+<p>Money, however, is never at rest in Stoneground,
+and it turned out upon this occasion
+that the funds placed at his command were
+wholly inadequate to the charitable purpose
+assigned to them. It seemed as if those who
+had lost a rood of potatoes could be compensated
+for no more than a yard.</p>
+
+<p>It was at this time, when he was oppressed
+in mind by the failure of his charitable enterprise,
+that Mr. Batchel met with the happy
+adventure in which the Eastern window of the
+Church played so singular a part.</p>
+
+<p>The narrative should be prefaced by a brief
+description of the window in question. It is a
+large painted window, of a somewhat unfortunate
+period of execution. The drawing and
+colouring leave everything to be desired. The
+scheme of the window, however, is based upon
+a wholesome tradition. The five large lights in
+the lower part are assigned to five scenes in the
+life of Our Lord, and the second of these,
+counting from the North, contains a bold
+erect figure of St. John Baptist, to whom the
+Church is dedicated. It is this figure alone, of
+all those contained in the window, that is concerned
+in what we have to relate.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_65" id="Page_65">[65]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>It has already been mentioned that Mr.
+Batchel had some knowledge of music. He took
+an interest in the choir, from whose practices
+he was seldom absent; and was quite competent,
+in the occasional absence of the choirmaster, to
+act as his deputy. It is customary at Stoneground
+for the choirmaster, in order to save the
+sexton a journey, to extinguish the lights after
+a choir-practice and to lock up the Church.
+These duties, accordingly, were performed by
+Mr. Batchel when the need arose.</p>
+
+<p>It will be of use to the reader to have the
+procedure in detail. The large gas-meter stood
+in an aisle of the Church, and it was Mr.
+Batchel&rsquo;s practice to go round and extinguish
+all the lights save one, before turning off the
+gas at the meter. The one remaining light,
+which was reached by standing upon a choir
+seat, was always that nearest the door of the
+chancel, and experience proved that there was
+ample time to walk from the meter to that light
+before it died out. It was therefore an easy
+matter to turn off the last light, to find the door
+without its aid, and thence to pass out, and
+close the Church for the night.</p>
+
+<p>Upon the evening of which we have to speak,
+the choir had hurried out as usual, as soon
+as the word had been given. Mr. Batchel had
+remained to gather together some of the books<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_66" id="Page_66">[66]</a></span>
+they had left in disorder, and then turned out
+the lights in the manner already described. But
+as soon as he had extinguished the last light, his
+eye fell, as he descended carefully from the seat,
+upon the figure of the Baptist. There was just
+enough light outside to make the figures visible
+in the Eastern Window, and Mr. Batchel saw
+the figure of St. John raise the right arm to its
+full extent, and point northward, turning its
+head, at the same time, so as to look him full in
+the face. These movements were three times
+repeated, and, after that, the figure came to rest
+in its normal and familiar position.</p>
+
+<p>The reader will not suppose, any more than
+Mr. Batchel supposed, that a figure painted upon
+glass had suddenly been endowed with the
+power of movement. But that there had been
+the appearance of movement admitted of no
+doubt, and Mr. Batchel was not so incurious as
+to let the matter pass without some attempt at
+investigation. It must be remembered, too,
+that an experience in the old library, which has
+been previously recorded, had pre-disposed him
+to give attention to signs which another man
+might have wished to explain away. He was
+not willing, therefore, to leave this matter
+where it stood. He was quite prepared to think
+that his eye had been deceived, but was none
+the less determined to find out what had<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_67" id="Page_67">[67]</a></span>
+deceived it. One thing he had no difficulty in
+deciding. If the movement had not been
+actually within the Baptist&rsquo;s figure, it had been
+immediately behind it. Without delay, therefore,
+he passed out of the church and locked the
+door after him, with the intention of examining
+the other side of the window.</p>
+
+<p>Every inhabitant of Stoneground knows,
+and laments, the ruin of the old Manor House.
+Its loss by fire some fifteen years ago was
+a calamity from which the parish has never
+recovered. The estate was acquired, soon after
+the destruction of the house, by speculators who
+have been unable to turn it to any account, and
+it has for a decade or longer been &ldquo;let alone,&rdquo;
+except by the forces of Nature and the wantonness
+of trespassers. The charred remains of the
+house still project above the surrounding heaps
+of fallen masonry, which have long been overgrown
+by such vegetation as thrives on neglected
+ground; and what was once a stately
+house, with its garden and park in fine order,
+has given place to a scene of desolation and
+ruin.</p>
+
+<p>Stoneground Church was built, some 600
+years ago, within the enclosure of the Manor
+House, or, as it was anciently termed, the
+Burystead, and an excellent stratum of gravel
+such as no builder would wisely disregard,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_68" id="Page_68">[68]</a></span>
+brought the house and Church unusually near
+together. In more primitive days, the nearness
+probably caused no inconvenience; but when
+change and progress affected the popular idea of
+respectful distance, the Churchyard came to
+be separated by a substantial stone wall, of
+sufficient height to secure the privacy of the
+house.</p>
+
+<p>The change was made with necessary regard
+to economy of space. The Eastern wall of the
+Church already projected far into the garden of
+the Manor, and lay but fifty yards from the
+south front of the house. On that side of the
+Churchyard, therefore, the new wall was set
+back. Running from the north to the nearest
+corner of the Church, it was there built up to
+the Church itself, and then continued from the
+southern corner, leaving the Eastern wall and
+window within the garden of the Squire. It
+was his ivy that clung to the wall of the
+Church, and his trees that shaded the window
+from the morning sun.</p>
+
+<p>Whilst we have been recalling these facts,
+Mr. Batchel has made his way out of the Church
+and through the Churchyard, and has arrived at
+a small door in the boundary wall, close to the
+S.E. corner of the chancel. It was a door which
+some Squire of the previous century had made,
+to give convenient access to the Church for<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_69" id="Page_69">[69]</a></span>
+himself and his household. It has no present
+use, and Mr. Batchel had some difficulty in
+getting it open. It was not long, however,
+before he stood on the inner side, and was
+examining the second light of the window.
+There was a tolerably bright moon, and the
+dark surface of the glass could be distinctly
+seen, as well as the wirework placed there for
+its protection.</p>
+
+<p>A tall birch, one of the trees of the old
+Churchyard, had thrust its lower boughs across
+the window, and their silvery bark shone in the
+moonlight. The boughs were bare of leaves,
+and only very slightly interrupted Mr. Batchel&rsquo;s
+view of the Baptist&rsquo;s figure, the leaden outline
+of which was clearly traceable. There was
+nothing, however, to account for the movement
+which Mr. Batchel was curious to investigate.</p>
+
+<p>He was about to turn homewards in some
+disappointment, when a cloud obscured the
+moon again, and reduced the light to what it
+had been before he left the Church. Mr.
+Batchel watched the darkening of the window
+and the objects near it, and as the figure of the
+Baptist disappeared from view there came into
+sight a creamy vaporous figure of another
+person lightly poised upon the bough of the
+tree, and almost coincident in position with the
+picture of the Saint.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_70" id="Page_70">[70]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>It could hardly be described as the figure of
+a person. It had more the appearance of half a
+person, and fancifully suggested to Mr. Batchel,
+who was fond of whist, one of the diagonally
+bisected knaves in a pack of cards, as he appears
+when another card conceals a triangular half of
+the bust.</p>
+
+<p>There was no question, now, of going home.
+Mr. Batchel&rsquo;s eyes were riveted upon the
+apparition. It disappeared again for a moment,
+when an interval between two clouds restored
+the light of the moon; but no sooner had the
+second cloud replaced the first than the figure
+again became distinct. And upon this, its
+single arm was raised three times, pointing
+northwards towards the ruined house, just as
+the figure of the Baptist had seemed to point
+when Mr. Batchel had seen it from within the
+Church.</p>
+
+<p>It was natural that upon receipt of this sign
+Mr. Batchel should step nearer to the tree, from
+which he was still at some little distance, and
+as he moved, the figure floated obliquely downwards
+and came to rest in a direct line between
+him and the ruins of the house. It rested, not
+upon the ground, but in just such a position as
+it would have occupied if the lower parts had
+been there, and in this position it seemed to
+await Mr. Batchel&rsquo;s advance. He made such<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_71" id="Page_71">[71]</a></span>
+haste to approach it as was possible upon
+ground encumbered with ivy and brambles, and
+the figure responded to every advance of
+his by moving further in the direction of the
+ruin.</p>
+
+<p>As the ground improved, the progress
+became more rapid. Soon they were both upon
+an open stretch of grass, which in better days
+had been a lawn, and still the figure retreated
+towards the building, with Mr. Batchel in
+respectful pursuit. He saw it, at last, poised
+upon the summit of a heap of masonry, and it
+disappeared, at his near approach, into a crevice
+between two large stones.</p>
+
+<p>The timely re-appearance of the moon just
+enabled Mr. Batchel to perceive this crevice, and
+he took advantage of the interval of light to
+mark the place. Taking up a large twig that lay
+at his feet, he inserted it between the stones. He
+made a slit in the free end and drew into it one
+of some papers that he had carried out of the
+Church. After such a precaution it could
+hardly be possible to lose the place&mdash;for, of
+course, Mr. Batchel intended to return in daylight
+and continue his investigation. For the
+present, it seemed to be at an end. The light
+was soon obscured again, but there was no
+re-appearance of the singular figure he had
+followed, so after remaining about the spot for<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_72" id="Page_72">[72]</a></span>
+a few minutes, Mr. Batchel went home to his
+customary occupation.</p>
+
+<p>He was not a man to let these occupations
+be disturbed even by a somewhat exciting
+adventure, nor was he one of those who regard
+an unusual experience only as a sign of nervous
+disorder. Mr. Batchel had far too broad a mind
+to discredit his sensations because they were
+not like those of other people. Even had his
+adventure of the evening been shared by some
+companion who saw less than he did, Mr.
+Batchel would only have inferred that his own
+part in the matter was being regarded as more
+important.</p>
+
+<p>Next morning, therefore, he lost no time in
+returning to the scene of his adventure. He
+found his mark undisturbed, and was able to
+examine the crevice into which the apparition
+had seemed to enter. It was a crevice formed
+by the curved surfaces of two large stones
+which lay together on the top of a small heap
+of fallen rubbish, and these two stones Mr.
+Batchel proceeded to remove. His strength was
+just sufficient for the purpose. He laid the
+stones upon the ground on either side of the
+little mound, and then proceeded to remove,
+with his hands, the rubbish upon which they
+had rested, and amongst the rubbish he found,
+tarnished and blackened, two silver coins.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_73" id="Page_73">[73]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>It was not a discovery which seemed to
+afford any explanation of what had occurred
+the night before, but Mr. Batchel could not
+but suppose that there had been an attempt
+to direct his attention to the coins, and he
+carried them away with a view of submitting
+them to a careful examination. Taking them
+up to his bedroom he poured a little water
+into a hand basin, and soon succeeded, with
+the aid of soap and a nail brush, in making
+them tolerably clean. Ten minutes later, after
+adding ammonia to the water, he had made
+them bright, and after carefully drying them,
+was able to make his examination. They were
+two crowns of the time of Queen Anne, minted,
+as a small letter E indicated, at Edinburgh,
+and stamped with the roses and plumes which
+testified to the English and Welsh silver in
+their composition. The coins bore no date,
+but Mr. Batchel had no hesitation in assigning
+them to the year 1708 or thereabouts. They
+were handsome coins, and in themselves a find
+of considerable interest, but there was nothing
+to show why he had been directed to their place
+of concealment. It was an enigma, and he
+could not solve it. He had other work to do,
+so he laid the two crowns upon his dressing
+table, and proceeded to do it.</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Batchel thought little more of the<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_74" id="Page_74">[74]</a></span>
+coins until bedtime, when he took them from
+the table and bestowed upon them another
+admiring examination by the light of his
+candle. But the examination told him nothing
+new: he laid them down again, and, before
+very long, had lain his own head upon the
+pillow.</p>
+
+<p>It was Mr. Batchel&rsquo;s custom to read himself
+to sleep. At this time he happened to be re-reading
+the Waverley novels, and &ldquo;Woodstock&rdquo;
+lay upon the reading-stand which was always
+placed at his bedside. As he read of the cleverly
+devised apparition at Woodstock, he naturally
+asked himself whether he might not have been
+the victim of some similar trickery, but was
+not long in coming to the conclusion that his
+experience admitted of no such explanation.
+He soon dismissed the matter from his mind
+and went on with his book.</p>
+
+<p>On this occasion, however, he was tired of
+reading before he was ready for sleep; it was
+long in coming, and then did not come to stay.
+His rest, in fact, was greatly disturbed. Again
+and again, perhaps every hour or so, he was
+awakened by an uneasy consciousness of some
+other presence in the room.</p>
+
+<p>Upon one of his later awakenings, he was
+distinctly sensible of a sound, or what he
+described to himself as the &ldquo;ghost&rdquo; of a sound.<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_75" id="Page_75">[75]</a></span>
+He compared it to the whining of a dog that
+had lost its voice. It was not a very intelligible
+comparison, but still it seemed to describe his
+sensation. The sound, if we may so call it
+caused him first to sit up in bed and look
+well about him, and then, when nothing had
+come of that, to light his candle. It was not
+to be expected that anything should come of
+that, but it had seemed a comfortable thing
+to do, and Mr. Batchel left the candle alight
+and read his book for half an hour or so, before
+blowing it out.</p>
+
+<p>After this, there was no further interruption,
+but Mr. Batchel distinctly felt, when it was
+time to leave his bed, that he had had a bad
+night. The coins, almost to his surprise, lay
+undisturbed. He went to ascertain this as soon
+as he was on his feet. He would almost have
+welcomed their removal, or at any rate, some
+change which might have helped him towards
+a theory of his adventure. There was, however,
+nothing. If he had, in fact, been visited during
+the night, the coins would seem to have had
+nothing to do with the matter.</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Batchel left the two crowns lying on
+his table on this next day, and went about his
+ordinary duties. They were such duties as
+afforded full occupation for his mind, and he
+gave no more than a passing thought to the<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_76" id="Page_76">[76]</a></span>
+coins, until he was again retiring to rest. He
+had certainly intended to return to the heap
+of rubbish from which he had taken them, but
+had not found leisure to do so. He did not
+handle the coins again. As he undressed, he
+made some attempt to estimate their value,
+but without having arrived at any conclusion,
+went on to think of other things, and in a
+little while had lain down to rest again, hoping
+for a better night.</p>
+
+<p>His hopes were disappointed. Within an
+hour of falling asleep he found himself awakened
+again by the voiceless whining he so well
+remembered. This sound, as for convenience
+we will call it, was now persistent and continuous.
+Mr. Batchel gave up even trying to
+sleep, and as he grew more restless and uneasy,
+decided to get up and dress.</p>
+
+<p>It was the entire cessation of the sound at
+this juncture which led him to a suspicion.
+His rising was evidently giving satisfaction.
+From that it was easy to infer that something
+had been desired of him, both on the present
+and the preceding night. Mr. Batchel was not
+one to hold himself aloof in such a case. If help
+was wanted, even in such unnatural circumstances,
+he was ready to offer it. He determined,
+accordingly, to return to the Manor
+House, and when he had finished dressing,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_77" id="Page_77">[77]</a></span>
+descended the stairs, put on a warm overcoat and
+went out, closing his hall door behind him,
+without having heard any more of the sound,
+either whilst dressing, or whilst leaving the
+house.</p>
+
+<p>Once out of doors, the suspicion he had
+formed was strengthened into a conviction.
+There was no manner of doubt that he had been
+fetched from his bed; for about 30 yards in front
+of him he saw the strange creamy half-figure
+making straight for the ruins. He followed it
+as well as he could; as before, he was impeded
+by the ivy and weeds, and the figure awaited
+him; as before, it made straight for the heap of
+masonry and disappeared as soon as Mr. Batchel
+was at liberty to follow.</p>
+
+<p>There were no dungeons, or subterranean
+premises beneath the Manor House. It had
+never been more than a house of residence, and
+the building had been purely domestic in
+character. Mr. Batchel was convinced that his
+adventure would prove unromantic, and felt
+some impatience at losing again, what he had
+begun to call his triangular friend. If this
+friend wanted anything, it was not easy to say
+why he had so tamely disappeared. There
+seemed nothing to be done but to wait until
+he came out again.</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Batchel had a pipe in his pocket, and he<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_78" id="Page_78">[78]</a></span>
+seated himself upon the base of a sun-dial
+within full view of the spot. He filled and
+smoked his pipe, sitting in momentary expectation
+of some further sign, but nothing appeared.
+He heard the hedgehogs moving about him in
+the undergrowth, and now and then the sound
+of a restless bird overhead, otherwise all was
+still. He smoked a second pipe without any
+further discovery, and that finished, he knocked
+out the ashes against his boot, walked to the
+mound, near to which his labelled stick was
+lying, thrust the stick into the place where the
+figure had disappeared, and went back to bed,
+where he was rewarded with five hours of sound
+sleep.</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Batchel had made up his mind that the
+next day ought to be a day of disclosure. He
+was early at the Manor House, this time provided
+with the gardener&rsquo;s pick, and a spade. He
+thrust the pick into the place from which he
+had removed his mark, and loosened the rubbish
+thoroughly. With his hands, and with his
+spade, he was not long in reducing the size of
+the heap by about one-half, and there he found
+more coins.</p>
+
+<p>There were three more crowns, two half-crowns,
+and a dozen or so of smaller coins. All
+these Mr. Batchel wrapped carefully in his
+handkerchief, and after a few minutes rest went<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_79" id="Page_79">[79]</a></span>
+on with his task. As it proved, the task was nearly
+over. Some strips of oak about nine inches
+long, were next uncovered, and then, what Mr.
+Batchel had begun to expect, the lid of a box,
+with the hinges still attached. It lay, face
+downwards, upon a flat stone. It proved, when
+he had taken it up, to be almost unsoiled, and
+above a long and wide slit in the lid was the
+gilded legend, &ldquo;for ye poore&rdquo; in the graceful
+lettering and the redundant spelling of two
+centuries ago.</p>
+
+<p>The meaning of all this Mr. Batchel was
+not long in interpreting. That the box and its
+contents had fallen and been broken amongst
+the masonry, was evident enough. It was as
+evident that it had been concealed in one of
+the walls brought down by the fire, and Mr.
+Batchel had no doubt at all that he had been in
+the company of a thief, who had once stolen
+the poor-box from the Church. His task seemed
+to be at an end, a further rummage revealed
+nothing new. Mr. Batchel carefully collected
+the fragments of the box, and left the place.</p>
+
+<p>His next act cannot be defended. He must
+have been aware that these coins were &ldquo;treasure
+trove,&rdquo; and therefore the property of the Crown.
+In spite of this, he determined to convert them
+into current coin, as he well knew how, and to
+apply the proceeds to the Inundation Fund about<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_80" id="Page_80">[80]</a></span>
+which he was so anxious. Treating them as his
+own property, he cleaned them all, as he had
+cleaned the two crowns, sent them to an antiquarian
+friend in London to sell for him, and
+awaited the result. The lid of the poor box he
+still preserves as a relic of the adventure.</p>
+
+<p>His antiquarian friend did not keep him
+long waiting. The coins had been eagerly
+bought, and the price surpassed any expectation
+that Mr. Batchel had allowed himself to entertain.
+He had sent the package to London on
+Saturday morning. Upon the following Tuesday,
+the last post in the evening brought a
+cheque for twenty guineas. The brief subscription
+list of the Inundation Fund lay upon his
+desk, and he at once entered the amount he had
+so strangely come by, but could not immediately
+decide upon its description. Leaving the line
+blank, therefore, he merely wrote down £21 in
+the cash column, to be assigned to its source in
+some suitable form of words when he should
+have found time to frame them.</p>
+
+<p>In this state he left the subscription list
+upon his desk, when he retired for the night. It
+occurred to him as he was undressing, that the
+twenty guineas might suitably be described as
+a &ldquo;restitution,&rdquo; and so he determined to enter
+it upon the line he had left vacant. As he
+reconsidered the matter in the morning, he saw<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_81" id="Page_81">[81]</a></span>
+no reason to alter his decision, and he went
+straight from his bedroom to his desk to make
+the entry and have done with it.</p>
+
+<p>There was an incident in the adventure,
+however, upon which Mr. Batchel had not
+reckoned. As he approached the list, he saw, to
+his amazement, that the line had been filled in.
+In a crabbed, elongated hand was written, &ldquo;At
+last, <abbr title="Saint Matthew 5:26">St. Matt. v. 26</abbr>.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>What may seem more strange is that the
+handwriting was familiar to Mr. Batchel, he
+could not at first say why. His memory, however,
+in such matters, was singularly good, and
+before breakfast was over he felt sure of having
+identified the writer.</p>
+
+<p>His confidence was not misplaced. He went
+to the parish chest, whose contents he had
+thoroughly examined in past intervals of leisure,
+and took out the roll of parish constable&rsquo;s
+accounts. In a few minutes he discovered the
+handwriting of which he was in search. It was
+unmistakably that of Salathiel Thrapston,
+constable from 1705-1710, who met his death in
+the latter year, whilst in the execution of his
+duty. The reader will scarcely need to be
+reminded of the text of the Gospel at the place
+of reference&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Thou shalt by no means come out thence
+till thou hast paid the uttermost farthing.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_82" id="Page_82">[82]</a><br /><a name="Page_83" id="Page_83">[83]</a></span></p>
+
+
+<h2><a name="V" id="V"></a>V.<br />
+
+<span class="stl">LUBRIETTA.</span></h2>
+
+
+<p>For the better understanding of this
+narrative we shall furnish the reader with a few
+words of introduction. It amounts to no more
+than a brief statement of facts which Mr.
+Batchel obtained from the Lady Principal of
+the European College in Puna, but the facts
+nevertheless are important. The narrative
+itself was obtained from Mr. Batchel with
+difficulty: he was disposed to regard it as unsuitable
+for publication because of the delicate
+nature of the situations with which it deals.
+When, however, it was made clear to him that
+it would be recorded in such a manner as
+would interest only a very select body of readers,
+his scruples were overcome, and he was induced
+to communicate the experience now to be related.
+Those who read it will not fail to see
+that they are in a manner pledged to deal very
+discreetly with the knowledge they are privileged
+to share.</p>
+
+<p>Lubrietta Rodria is described by her Lady
+Principal as an attractive and high-spirited
+girl of seventeen, belonging to the Purple of<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_84" id="Page_84">[84]</a></span>
+Indian commerce. Her nationality was not
+precisely known; but drawing near, as she did,
+to a marriageable age, and being courted by
+more than one eligible suitor, she was naturally
+an object of great interest to her schoolfellows,
+with whom her personal beauty and amiable
+temper had always made her a favourite. She
+was not, the Lady Principal thought, a girl
+who would be regarded in Christian countries
+as of very high principle; but none the less,
+she was one whom it was impossible not to
+like.</p>
+
+<p>Her career at the college had ended sensationally.
+She had been immoderately anxious
+about her final examination, and its termination
+had found her in a state of collapse. They
+had at once removed her to her father&rsquo;s house
+in the country, where she received such nursing
+and assiduous attention as her case required.
+It was apparently of no avail. For three weeks
+she lay motionless, deprived of speech, and
+voluntarily, taking no food. Then for a further
+period of ten days she lay in a plight still more
+distressing. She lost all consciousness, and,
+despite the assurance of the doctors, her parents
+could hardly be persuaded that she lived.</p>
+
+<p>Her <i lang="fr" xml:lang="fr">fiancé</i> who by this time had been
+declared, was in despair, not only from natural
+affection for Lubrietta, but from remorse. It<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_85" id="Page_85">[85]</a></span>
+was his intellectual ambition that had incited
+her to the eagerness in study which was
+threatening such dire results, and it was well
+understood that neither of the lovers would
+survive these anxious days of watching if they
+were not to be survived by both.</p>
+
+<p>After ten days, however, a change supervened.
+Lubrietta came back to life amid the
+frenzied rejoicing of the household and all her
+circle. She recovered her health and strength
+with incredible speed, and within three months
+was married&mdash;as the Lady Principal had cause
+to believe, with the happiest prospects.</p>
+
+<p class="tb">*<span class="ast">*</span><span class="ast">*</span><span class="ast">*</span><span class="ast">*</span><span class="ast">*</span><span class="ast">*</span></p>
+
+<p>Mr. Batchel had not, whilst residing at
+Stoneground, lost touch with the University
+which had given him his degree, and in which
+he had formerly held one or two minor offices.
+He had earned no great distinction as a scholar,
+but had taken a degree in honours, and was
+possessed of a useful amount of general knowledge,
+and in this he found not only constant
+pleasure, but also occasional profit.</p>
+
+<p>The University had made herself, for better
+or worse, an examiner of a hundred times as
+many students as she could teach; her system
+of examinations had extended to the very
+limits of the British Empire, and her certificates<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_86" id="Page_86">[86]</a></span>
+of proficiency were coveted in every
+quarter of the globe.</p>
+
+<p>In the examination of these students, Mr.
+Batchel, who had considerable experience in
+teaching, was annually employed. Papers from
+all parts of the world were to be found littered
+about his study, and the examination of these
+papers called for some weeks of strenuous
+labour at every year&rsquo;s end. As the weeks passed,
+he would anxiously watch the growth of a neat
+stack of papers in the corner of the room, which
+indicated the number to which marks had been
+assigned and reported to Cambridge. The day
+upon which the last of these was laid in its
+place was a day of satisfaction, second only to
+that which later on brought him a substantial
+cheque to remunerate him for his labours.</p>
+
+<p>During this period of special effort, Mr.
+Batchel&rsquo;s servants had their share of its
+discomforts. The chairs and tables they wanted
+to dust and to arrange, were loaded with papers
+which they were forbidden to touch; and
+although they were warned against showing
+visitors into any room where these papers were
+lying, Mr. Batchel would inconsiderately lay
+them in every room he had. The privacy of his
+study, however, where the work was chiefly
+done, was strictly guarded, and no one was
+admitted there unless by Mr. Batchel himself.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_87" id="Page_87">[87]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>Imagine his annoyance, therefore, when he
+returned from an evening engagement at the
+beginning of the month of January, and found a
+stranger seated in the study! Yet the annoyance
+was not long in subsiding. The visitor
+was a lady, and as she sat by the lamp, a glance
+was enough to shew that she was young, and
+very beautiful. The interest which this young
+lady excited in Mr. Batchel was altogether
+unusual, as unusual as was the visit of such a
+person at such a time. His conjecture was
+that she had called to give him notice of a
+marriage, but he was really charmed by her
+presence, and was quite content to find her
+in no haste to state her errand. The manner,
+however, of the lady was singular, for neither
+by word nor movement did she show that she
+was conscious of Mr. Batchel&rsquo;s entry into the
+room.</p>
+
+<p>He began at length with his customary
+formula &ldquo;What can I have the pleasure of doing
+for you?&rdquo; and when, at the sound of his voice,
+she turned her fine dark eyes upon him, he
+saw that they were wet with tears.</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Batchel was now really moved. As a tear
+fell upon the lady&rsquo;s cheek, she raised her hand as
+if to conceal it&mdash;a brilliant sapphire sparkling
+in the lamp-light as she did so. And then the
+lady&rsquo;s distress, and the exquisite grace of<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_88" id="Page_88">[88]</a></span>
+her presence, altogether overcame him. There
+stole upon him a strange feeling of tenderness
+which he supposed to be paternal,
+but knew nevertheless to be indiscreet. He
+was a prudent man, with strict notions of
+propriety, so that, ostensibly with a view to
+giving the lady a few minutes in which to
+recover her composure, he quietly left the study
+and went into another room, to pull himself
+together.</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Batchel, like most solitary men, had
+a habit of talking to himself. &ldquo;It is of no
+use, R.&nbsp;B.,&rdquo; he said, &ldquo;to pretend that you have
+retired on this damsel&rsquo;s account. If you don&rsquo;t
+take care, you&rsquo;ll make a fool of yourself.&rdquo; He
+took up from the table a volume of the encyclopedia
+in which, the day before, he had been
+looking up Pestalozzi, and turned over the
+pages in search of something to restore his
+equanimity. An article on Perspective proved
+to be the very thing. Wholly unromantic in
+character, its copious presentment of hard fact
+relieved his mind, and he was soon threading
+his way along paths of knowledge to which he
+was little accustomed. He applied his remedy
+with such persistence that when four or five
+minutes had passed, he felt sufficiently composed
+to return to the study. He framed, as he went,
+a suitable form of words with which to open the<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_89" id="Page_89">[89]</a></span>
+conversation, and took with him his register of
+Banns of Marriage, of which he thought he foresaw
+the need. As he opened the study-door,
+the book fell from his hands to the ground, so
+completely was he overcome by surprise, for he
+found the room empty. The lady had disappeared;
+her chair stood vacant before him.</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Batchel sat down for a moment, and
+then rang the bell. It was answered by the
+boy who always attended upon him.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;When did the lady go?&rdquo; asked Mr. Batchel.</p>
+
+<p>The boy looked bewildered.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;The lady you showed into the study before
+I came.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Please, sir, I never shown anyone into the
+study; I never do when you&rsquo;re out.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;There was a lady here,&rdquo; said Mr. Batchel,
+&ldquo;when I returned.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>The boy now looked incredulous.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Did you not let someone out just now?&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;No, sir,&rdquo; said the boy. &ldquo;I put the chain
+on the front door as soon as you came in.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>This was conclusive. The chain upon the hall-door
+was an ancient and cumbrous thing, and
+could not be manipulated without considerable
+effort, and a great deal of noise. Mr. Batchel
+released the boy, and began to think furiously.
+He was not, as the reader is well aware, without
+some experience of the supranormal side of<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_90" id="Page_90">[90]</a></span>
+nature, and he knew of course that the visit of
+this enthralling lady had a purpose. He was
+beginning to know, however, that it had had an
+effect. He sat before his fire reproducing her
+image, and soon gave it up in disgust because
+his imagination refused to do her justice. He
+could recover the details of her appearance, but
+could combine them into nothing that would
+reproduce the impression she had first made
+upon him.</p>
+
+<p>He was unable now to concentrate his
+attention upon the examination papers lying on
+his table. His mind wandered so often to the
+other topic that he felt himself to be in danger
+of marking the answers unfairly. He turned
+away from his work, therefore, and moved to
+another chair, where he sat down to read. It
+was the chair in which she herself had sat, and
+he made no attempt to pretend that he had
+chosen it on any other account. He had, in
+fact, made some discoveries about himself during
+the last half-hour, and he gave himself another
+surprise when he came to select his book. In
+the ordinary course of what he had supposed to
+be his nature, he would certainly have returned
+to the article on Perspective; it was lying open
+in the next room, and he had read no more than
+a tenth part of it. But instead of that, his
+thoughts went back to a volume he had but once<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_91" id="Page_91">[91]</a></span>
+opened, and that for no more than two minutes.
+He had received the book, by way of birthday
+present, early in the preceding year, from a
+relative who had bestowed either no consideration
+at all, or else a great deal of cunning, upon
+its selection. It was a collection of 17th century
+lyrics, which Mr. Batchel&rsquo;s single glance had
+sufficed to condemn. Regarding the one lyric
+he had read as a sort of literary freak, he had
+banished the book to one of the spare bedrooms,
+and had never seen it since. And now, after this
+long interval, the absurd lines which his eye
+had but once lighted upon, were recurring to his
+mind:</p>
+
+<div class="centered"><div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">&ldquo;Fair, sweet, and young, receive a prize<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Reserved for your victorious eyes&rdquo;;<br /></span>
+</div></div></div>
+
+<p class="noi">and so far from thinking them absurd, as he
+now recalled them, he went upstairs to fetch the
+book, in which he was soon absorbed. The
+lyrics no longer seemed unreasonable. He felt
+conscious, as he read one after another, of a side
+of nature that he had strangely neglected, and was
+obliged to admit that the men whose feelings
+were set forth in the various sonnets and
+poems had a fine gift of expression.</p>
+
+<div class="centered"><div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">&ldquo;Thus, whilst I look for her in vain,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Methinks I am a child again,<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">And of my shadow am a-chasing.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">For all her graces are to me<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Like apparitions that I see,<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">But never can come near th&rsquo; embracing.&rdquo;<br /></span><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_92" id="Page_92">[92]</a></span>
+</div></div></div>
+
+<p class="noi">No! these men were not, as he had formerly
+supposed, writing with air, and he felt ashamed at
+having used the term &ldquo;freak&rdquo; at their expense.</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Batchel read more of the lyrics, some of
+them twice, and one of them much oftener.
+That one he began to commit to memory, and
+since the household had retired to rest, to recite
+aloud. He had been unaware that literature
+contained anything so beautiful, and as he
+looked again at the book to recover an expression
+his memory had lost, a tear fell upon the
+page. It was a thing so extraordinary that Mr.
+Batchel first looked at the ceiling, but when
+he found that it was indeed a tear from his own
+eye he was immoderately pleased with himself.
+Had not she also shed a tear as she sat upon the
+same chair? The fact seemed to draw them
+together.</p>
+
+<p>Contemplation of this sort was, however, a
+luxury to be enjoyed in something like moderation.
+Mr. Batchel soon laid down his lyric
+and savagely began to add up columns of marks,
+by way of discipline; and when he had totalled
+several pages of these, respect for his normal
+self had returned with sufficient force to take
+him off to bed.</p>
+
+<p>The matter of his dreams, or whether he
+dreamed at all, has not been disclosed. He
+awoke, at any rate, in a calmer state of mind,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_93" id="Page_93">[93]</a></span>
+and such romantic thoughts as remained were
+effectually dispelled by the sight of his own
+countenance when he began to shave. &ldquo;Fancy
+you spouting lyrics,&rdquo; he said, as he dabbed the
+brush upon his mouth, and by the time he was
+ready for breakfast he pronounced himself
+cured.</p>
+
+<p>The prosaic labours awaiting him in the
+study were soon forced upon his notice, and
+for once he did not regret it. Amongst the
+letters lying upon the breakfast table was one
+from the secretary who controlled the system
+of examination. The form of the envelope was
+too familiar to leave him in doubt as to
+what it contained. It was a letter which, to
+a careful man like Mr. Batchel, seemed to have
+the nature of a reproof, inasmuch as it
+probably asked for information which it had
+already been his duty to furnish. The contents
+of the envelope, when he had impatiently torn
+it open, answered to his expectation&mdash;he was
+formally requested to supply the name and the
+marks of candidate No. 1004, and he wondered,
+as he ate his breakfast, how he had omitted
+to return them. He hunted out the paper of
+No. 1004 as soon as the meal was over. The
+candidate proved to be one Lubrietta Bodria, of
+whom, of course, he had never heard, and her
+answers had all been marked. He could not<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_94" id="Page_94">[94]</a></span>
+understand why they should have been made
+the subject of enquiry.</p>
+
+<p>He took her papers in his hand, and looked
+at them again as he stood with his back to
+the fire, having lit the pipe which invariably
+followed his breakfast, and then he discovered
+something much harder to understand. The
+marks were not his own. In place of the usual
+sketchy numerals, hardly decipherable to any
+but himself, he saw figures which were carefully
+formed; and the marks assigned to the
+first answer, as he saw it on the uppermost
+sheet, were higher than the maximum number
+obtainable for that question.</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Batchel laid down his pipe and seated
+himself at the table. He was greatly puzzled.
+As he turned over the sheets of No. 1004 he
+found all the other questions marked in like
+manner, and making a total of half as much
+again as the highest possible number. &ldquo;Who the
+dickens,&rdquo; he said, using a meaningless, but not
+uncommon expression, &ldquo;has been playing with
+this; and how came I to pass it over?&rdquo; The
+need of the moment, however, was to furnish
+the proper marks to the secretary at Cambridge,
+and Mr. Batchel proceeded to read No. 1004
+right through.</p>
+
+<p>He soon found that he had read it all
+before, and the matter began to bristle with<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_95" id="Page_95">[95]</a></span>
+queries. It proved, in fact, to be a paper over
+which he had spent some time, and for a
+singularly interesting reason. He had learned
+from a friend in the Indian Civil Service
+that an exaggerated value was often placed
+by ambitious Indians and Cingalese upon a
+European education, and that many aspiring
+young men declined to take a wife who had
+not passed this very examination. It was to
+Mr. Batchel a disquieting reflection that his
+blue pencil was not only marking mistakes,
+but might at the same time be cancelling
+matrimonial engagements, and his friend&rsquo;s communication
+had made him scrupulously careful
+in examining the work of young ladies in
+Oriental Schools. The matter had occurred to
+him at once as he had examined the answers of
+Lubrietta Rodria. He perfectly remembered
+the question upon which her success depended.
+A problem in logic had been answered by a
+rambling and worthless argument, to which,
+somehow, the right conclusion was appended:
+the conclusion might be a happy guess, or it
+might have been secured by less honest means,
+but Mr. Batchel, following his usual practice,
+gave no marks for it. It was not here that he
+found any cause for hesitation, but when he
+came to the end of the paper and found that
+the candidate had only just failed, he had turned<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_96" id="Page_96">[96]</a></span>
+back to the critical question, imagined an
+eligible bachelor awaiting the result of the
+examination, and then, after a period of vacillation,
+had hastily put the symbol of failure upon
+the paper lest he should be tempted to bring his
+own charity to the rescue of the candidate&rsquo;s
+logic, and unfairly add the three marks which
+would suffice to pass her.</p>
+
+<p>As he now read the answer for the second
+time, the same pitiful thought troubled him,
+and this time more than before; for over the
+edge of the paper of No. 1004 there persistently
+arose the image of the young lady with the
+sapphire ring. It directed the current of his
+thoughts. Suppose that Lubrietta Rodria were
+anything like that! and what if the arguments
+of No. 1004 were worthless! Young ladies were
+notoriously weak in argument, and as strong in
+conclusions! and after all, the conclusion was
+correct, and ought not a correct conclusion to
+have its marks? There followed much more to
+the same purpose, and in the end Mr. Batchel
+stultified himself by adding the necessary three
+marks, and passing the candidate.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;This comes precious near to being a job,&rdquo;
+he remarked, as he entered the marks upon the
+form and sealed it in the envelope, &ldquo;but No.
+1004 must pass, this time.&rdquo; He enclosed in the
+envelope a request to know why the marks had<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_97" id="Page_97">[97]</a></span>
+been asked for, since they had certainly been
+returned in their proper place. A brief official
+reply informed him next day that the marks he
+had returned exceeded the maximum, and must,
+therefore, have been wrongly entered.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;This,&rdquo; said Mr. Batchel, &ldquo;is a curious
+coincidence.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>Curious as it certainly was, it was less
+curious than what immediately followed. It was
+Mr. Batchel&rsquo;s practice to avoid any delay in
+returning these official papers, and he went out,
+there and then, to post his envelope. The Post
+Office was no more than a hundred yards from
+his door, and in three minutes he was in his
+study again. The first object that met his eye
+there was a beautiful sapphire ring lying upon
+the papers of No. 1004, which had remained upon
+the table.</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Batchel at once recognised the ring.
+&ldquo;I knew it was precious near a job,&rdquo; he said,
+&ldquo;but I didn&rsquo;t know that it was as near as this.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>He took up the ring and examined it. It
+looked like a ring of great value; the stone was
+large and brilliant, and the setting was of fine
+workmanship. &ldquo;Now what on earth,&rdquo; said Mr.
+Batchel, &ldquo;am I to do with this?&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>The nearest jeweller to Stoneground was a
+competent and experienced tradesman of the
+old school. He was a member of the local<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_98" id="Page_98">[98]</a></span>
+Natural History Society, and in that capacity
+Mr. Batchel had made intimate acquaintance
+with him. To this jeweller, therefore, he
+carried the ring, and asked him what he thought
+of it.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;I&rsquo;ll give you forty pounds for it,&rdquo; said the
+jeweller.</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Batchel replied that the ring was not
+his. &ldquo;What about the make of it?&rdquo; he asked.
+&ldquo;Is it English?&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>The jeweller replied that it was unmistakably
+Indian.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;You are sure?&rdquo; said Mr. Batchel.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Certain,&rdquo; said the jeweller. &ldquo;Major
+Ackroyd brought home one like it, all but
+the stone, from Puna; I repaired it for him
+last year.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>The information was enough, if not more
+than enough, for Mr. Batchel. He begged a
+suitable case from his friend the jeweller, and
+within an hour had posted the ring to Miss
+Lubrietta Rodria at the European College in
+Puna. At the same time he wrote to the
+Principal the letter whose answer is embodied
+in the preface to this narrative.</p>
+
+<p>Having done this, Mr. Batchel felt more at
+ease. He had given Lubrietta Rodria what he
+amiably called the benefit of the doubt, but it
+should never be said that he had been bribed.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_99" id="Page_99">[99]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>The rest of his papers he marked with
+fierce justice. A great deal of the work, in his
+zeal, he did twice over, but his conscience amply
+requited him for the superfluous labour. The
+last paper was marked within a day of the
+allotted time, Mr. Batchel shortly afterwards
+received his cheque, and was glad to think that
+the whole matter was at an end.</p>
+
+<p class="tb">*<span class="ast">*</span><span class="ast">*</span><span class="ast">*</span><span class="ast">*</span><span class="ast">*</span><span class="ast">*</span></p>
+
+<p>That Lubrietta had been absent from India
+whilst her relatives and attendants were trying
+to restore her to consciousness, he had good
+reason to know. His friends, for the most part,
+took a very narrow view of human nature and
+its possibilities, so that he kept his experience,
+for a long time, to himself; there were personal
+reasons for not discussing the incident. The
+reader has been already told upon what understanding
+it is recorded here.</p>
+
+<p>There remains, however, an episode which
+Mr. Batchel all but managed to suppress. Upon
+the one occasion when he allowed himself to
+speak of this matter, he was being pressed for
+a description of the sapphire ring, and was not
+very successful in his attempt to describe it.
+There was no reason, of course, why this should
+lay his good faith under suspicion. Few of us
+could pass an examination upon objects with<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_100" id="Page_100">[100]</a></span>
+which we are supposed to be familiar, or say
+which of our tables have three legs, and which
+four.</p>
+
+<p>One of Mr. Batchel&rsquo;s auditors, however, took
+a captious view of the matter, and brusquely
+remarked, in imitation of a more famous sceptic,
+&ldquo;I don&rsquo;t believe there&rsquo;s no sich a thing.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Batchel, of course, recognised the
+phrase, and it was his eagerness to establish his
+credit that committed him at this point to a
+last disclosure about Lubrietta. He drew a
+sapphire ring from his pocket, handed it to the
+incredulous auditor, and addressed him in the
+manner of Mrs. Gamp.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;What! you bage creetur, have I had this
+ring three year or more to be told there ain&rsquo;t no
+sech a thing. Go along with you.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;But I thought the ring was sent back,&rdquo;
+said more than one.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;How did you come by it?&rdquo; said all the
+others.</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Batchel thereupon admitted that he had
+closed his story prematurely. About six weeks
+after the return of the ring to Puna he had found
+it once again upon his table, returned through
+the post. Enclosed in the package was a note
+which Mr. Batchel, being now committed to
+this part of the story, also passed round for
+inspection. It ran as follows:&mdash;</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_101" id="Page_101">[101]</a></span></p>
+
+<div class="blockquo3">
+<p>&ldquo;Accept the ring, dear one, and wear
+it for my sake. Fail not to think sometimes
+of her whom you have made happy.&mdash;L.&nbsp;R.&rdquo;</p>
+</div>
+
+<p>&ldquo;What on earth am I to do with this?&rdquo;
+Mr. Batchel had asked himself again. And this
+time he had answered the question, after the
+briefest possible delay, by slipping the ring
+upon his fourth finger.</p>
+
+<p>The book of Lyrics remained downstairs
+amongst the books in constant use. Mr. Batchel
+can repeat at least half of the collection from
+memory.</p>
+
+<p>He knows well enough that such terms
+as &ldquo;dear one&rdquo; are addressed to bald gentlemen
+only in a Pickwickian sense, but even with
+that sense the letter gives him pleasure.</p>
+
+<p>He admits that he thinks very often of
+&ldquo;her whom he has made happy,&rdquo; but that he
+cannot exclude from his thoughts at these
+times an ungenerous regret. It is that he has
+also made happy a nameless Oriental gentleman
+whom he presumptuously calls &ldquo;the other
+fellow.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_102" id="Page_102">[102]</a><br /><a name="Page_103" id="Page_103">[103]</a></span></p>
+
+
+<h2><a name="VI" id="VI"></a>VI.<br />
+
+<span class="stl">THE ROCKERY.</span></h2>
+
+
+<p>The Vicar&rsquo;s garden at Stoneground has
+certainly been enclosed for more than seven
+centuries, and during the whole of that time
+its almost sacred privacy has been regarded as
+permanent and unchangeable. It has remained
+for the innovators of later and more audacious
+days to hint that it might be given into other
+hands, and still carry with it no curse that
+should make a new possessor hasten to undo
+his irreverence. Whether there can be warrant
+for such confidence, time will show. The
+experiences already related will show that the
+privacy of the garden has been counted upon
+both by good men and worse. And here is a
+story, in its way, more strange than any.</p>
+
+<p>By way of beginning, it may be well to
+describe a part of the garden not hitherto
+brought into notice. That part lies on the
+western boundary, where the garden slopes
+down to a sluggish stream, hardly a stream at
+all, locally known as the Lode. The Lode bounds
+the garden on the west along its whole length,
+and there the moor-hen builds her nest, and<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_104" id="Page_104">[104]</a></span>
+the kingfisher is sometimes, but in these days
+too rarely, seen. But the centre of vision, as
+it were, of this western edge lies in a cluster
+of tall elms. Towards these all the garden
+paths converge, and about their base is raised a
+bank of earth, upon which is heaped a rockery
+of large stones lately overgrown with ferns.</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Batchel&rsquo;s somewhat prim taste in
+gardening had long resented this disorderly
+bank. In more than one place in his garden
+had wild confusion given place to a park-like
+trimness, and there were not a few who would
+say that the change was not for the better.
+Mr. Batchel, however, went his own way, and
+in due time determined to remove the rockery.
+He was puzzled by its presence; he could see
+no reason why a bank should have been raised
+about the feet of the elms, and surmounted
+with stones; not a ray of sunshine ever found
+its way there, and none but coarse and uninteresting
+plants had established themselves.
+Whoever had raised the bank had done it
+ignorantly, or with some purpose not easy for
+Mr. Batchel to conjecture.</p>
+
+<p>Upon a certain day, therefore, in the early
+part of December, when the garden had been
+made comfortable for its winter rest, he began,
+with the assistance of his gardener, to remove
+the stones into another place.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_105" id="Page_105">[105]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>We do but speak according to custom in
+this matter, and there are few readers who
+will not suspect the truth, which is that the
+gardener began to remove the stones, whilst
+Mr. Batchel stood by and delivered criticisms
+of very slight value. Such strength, in fact,
+as Mr. Batchel possessed had concentrated itself
+upon the mind, and somewhat neglected his
+body, and what he called help, during his
+presence in the garden, was called by another
+name when the gardener and his boy were left
+to themselves, with full freedom of speech.</p>
+
+<p>There were few of the stones rolled down
+by the gardener that Mr. Batchel could even
+have moved, but his astonishment at their size
+soon gave place to excitement at their appearance.
+His antiquarian tastes were strong, and
+were soon busily engaged. For, as the stones
+rolled down, his eyes were feasted, in a rapid
+succession, by capitals of columns, fragments of
+moulded arches and mullions, and other relics
+of ecclesiastical building.</p>
+
+<p>Repeatedly did he call the gardener down
+from his work to put these fragments together,
+and before long there were several complete
+lengths of arcading laid upon the path. Stones
+which, perhaps, had been separated for
+centuries, once more came together, and Mr.
+Batchel, rubbing his hands in excited satisfaction,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_106" id="Page_106">[106]</a></span>
+declared that he might recover the best
+parts of a Church by the time the rockery had
+been demolished.</p>
+
+<p>The interest of the gardener in such
+matters was of a milder kind. &ldquo;We must go
+careful,&rdquo; he merely observed, &ldquo;when we come
+to the organ.&rdquo; They went on removing more
+and more stones, until at length the whole bank
+was laid bare, and Mr. Batchel&rsquo;s chief purpose
+achieved. How the stones were carefully arranged,
+and set up in other parts of the garden,
+is well known, and need not concern us now.</p>
+
+<p>One detail, however, must not be omitted.
+A large and stout stake of yew, evidently of
+considerable age, but nevertheless quite sound,
+stood exposed after the clearing of the bank.
+There was no obvious reason for its presence,
+but it had been well driven in, so well that the
+strength of the gardener, or, if it made any
+difference, of the gardener and Mr. Batchel
+together, failed even to shake it. It was not
+unsightly, and might have remained where it
+was, had not the gardener exclaimed, &ldquo;This is
+the very thing we want for the pump.&rdquo; It was
+so obviously &ldquo;the very thing&rdquo; that its removal
+was then and there decided upon.</p>
+
+<p>The pump referred to was a small iron
+pump used to draw water from the Lode. It had
+been affixed to many posts in turn, and defied<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_107" id="Page_107">[107]</a></span>
+them all to hold it. Not that the pump was
+at fault. It was a trifling affair enough. But
+the pumpers were usually garden-boys, whose
+impatient energy had never failed, before many
+days, to wriggle the pump away from its supports.
+When the gardener had, upon one
+occasion, spent half a day in attaching it firmly
+to a post, they had at once shaken out the post
+itself. Since, therefore, the matter was causing
+daily inconvenience, and the gardener becoming
+daily more concerned for his reputation as a
+rough carpenter, it was natural for him to
+exclaim, &ldquo;This is the very thing.&rdquo; It was a
+better stake than he had ever used, and as had
+just been made evident, a stake that the ground
+would hold.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Yes!&rdquo; said Mr. Batchel, &ldquo;it is the very
+thing; but can we get it up?&rdquo; The gardener
+always accepted this kind of query as a challenge,
+and replied only by taking up a pick and
+setting to work, Mr. Batchel, as usual, looking
+on, and making, every now and then, a fruitless
+suggestion. After a few minutes, however, he
+made somewhat more than a suggestion. He
+darted forward and laid his hand upon the pick.
+&ldquo;Don&rsquo;t you see some copper?&rdquo; he asked quickly.</p>
+
+<p>Every man who digs knows what a hiding
+place there is in the earth. The monotony
+of spade work is always relieved by a hope of<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_108" id="Page_108">[108]</a></span>
+turning up something unexpected. Treasure
+lies dimly behind all these hopes, so that the
+gardener, having seen Mr. Batchel excited over
+so much that was precious from his own point
+of view, was quite ready to look for something
+of value to an ordinary reasonable man. Copper
+might lead to silver, and that, in turn, to gold.
+At Mr. Batchel&rsquo;s eager question, therefore, he
+peered into the hole he had made, and examined
+everything there that might suggest the
+rounded form of a coin.</p>
+
+<p>He soon saw what had arrested Mr. Batchel.
+There was a lustrous scratch on the side of the
+stake, evidently made by the pick, and though
+the metal was copper, plainly enough, the
+gardener felt that he had been deceived, and
+would have gone on with his work. Copper of
+that sort gave him no sort of excitement, and
+only a feeble interest.</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Batchel, however, was on his hands and
+knees. There was a small irregular plate of
+copper nailed to the stake; without any
+difficulty he tore it away from the nails, and
+soon scraped it clean with a shaving of wood;
+then, rising to his feet, he examined his find.</p>
+
+<p>There was an inscription upon it, so legible
+as to need no deciphering. It had been roughly
+and effectually made with a hammer and nail,
+the letters being formed by series of holes<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_109" id="Page_109">[109]</a></span>
+punched deeply into the metal, and what he
+read was:&mdash;</p>
+
+<p class="stake">
+MOVE NOT THIS<br />
+STAKE, NOV. 1, 1702.<br />
+</p>
+
+<p>But to move the stake was what Mr.
+Batchel had determined upon, and the metal
+plate he held in his hand interested him chiefly
+as showing how long the post had been there.
+He had happened, as he supposed, upon an
+ancient landmark. The discovery, recorded
+elsewhere, of a well, near to the edge of his
+present lawn, had shown him that his premises
+had once been differently arranged. One of the
+minor antiquarian tasks he had set himself was
+to discover and record the old arrangement, and
+he felt that the position of this stake would
+help him. He felt no doubt of its being a point
+upon the western limit of the garden; not
+improbably marked in this way to show where
+the garden began, and where ended the ancient
+hauling-way, which had been secured to the
+public for purposes of navigation.</p>
+
+<p>The gardener, meanwhile, was proceeding
+with his work. With no small difficulty he
+removed the rubble and clay which accounted
+for the firmness of the stake. It grew dark as
+the work went on, and a distant clock struck
+five before it was completed. Five was the hour
+at which the gardener usually went home; his<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_110" id="Page_110">[110]</a></span>
+day began early. He was not, however, a man
+to leave a small job unfinished, and he went on
+loosening the earth with his pick, and trying
+the effect, at intervals, upon the firmness of the
+stake. It naturally began to give, and could be
+moved from side to side through a space of
+some few inches. He lifted out the loosened
+stones, and loosened more. His pick struck
+iron, which, after loosening, proved to be links
+of a rusted chain. &ldquo;They&rsquo;ve buried a lot of
+rubbish in this hole,&rdquo; he remarked, as he went
+on loosening the chain, which, in the growing
+darkness, could hardly be seen. Mr. Batchel,
+meanwhile, occupied himself in a simpler task
+of working the stake to and fro, by way of
+loosening its hold. Ultimately it began to
+move with greater freedom. The gardener laid
+down his tool and grasped the stake, which his
+master was still holding; their combined efforts
+succeeded at once; the stake was lifted out.</p>
+
+<p>It turned out to be furnished with an
+unusually long and sharp point, which explained
+the firmness of its hold upon the ground. The
+gardener carried it to the neighbourhood of the
+pump, in readiness for its next purpose, and
+made ready to go home. He would drive the
+stake to-morrow, he said, in the new place, and
+make the pump so secure that not even the
+boys could shake it. He also spoke of some<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_111" id="Page_111">[111]</a></span>
+designs he had upon the chain, should it prove
+to be of any considerable length. He was an
+ingenious man, and his skill in converting
+discarded articles to new uses was embarrassing
+to his master. Mr. Batchel, as has been
+said, was a prim gardener, and he had no liking
+for makeshift devices. He had that day seen
+his runner beans trained upon a length of old
+gas-piping, and had no intention of leaving the
+gardener in possession of such a treasure as a
+rusty chain. What he said, however, and said
+with truth, was that he wanted the chain for
+himself. He had no practical use for it, and
+hardly expected it to yield him any interest.
+But a chain buried in 1702 must be examined&mdash;nothing
+ancient comes amiss to a man of
+antiquarian tastes.</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Batchel had noticed, whilst the gardener
+had been carrying away the stake, that the chain
+lay very loosely in the earth. The pick had
+worked well round it. He said, therefore, that
+the chain must be lifted out and brought to
+him upon the morrow, bade his gardener good
+night, and went in to his fireside.</p>
+
+<p>This will appear to the reader to be a record
+of the merest trifles, but all readers will accept
+the reminder that there is no such thing as a
+trifle, and that what appears to be trivial has
+that appearance only so long as it stands alone.<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_112" id="Page_112">[112]</a></span>
+Regarded in the light of their consequences,
+those matters which have seemed to be least
+in importance, turn out, often enough, to be
+the greatest. And these trifling occupations,
+as we may call them for the last time, of Mr.
+Batchel and the gardener, had consequences
+which shall now be set down as Mr.
+Batchel himself narrated them. But we must
+take events in their order. At present Mr.
+Batchel is at his fireside, and his gardener at
+home with his family. The stake is removed,
+and the hole, in which lies some sort of an
+iron chain, is exposed.</p>
+
+<p>Upon this particular evening Mr. Batchel
+was dining out. He was a good natured man,
+with certain mild powers of entertainment,
+and his presence as an occasional guest was
+not unacceptable at some of the more considerable
+houses of the neighbourhood. And let us
+hasten to observe that he was not a guest who
+made any great impression upon the larders
+or the cellars of his hosts. He liked port, but
+he liked it only of good quality, and in small
+quantity. When he returned from a dinner
+party, therefore, he was never either in a
+surfeited condition of body, or in any confusion
+of mind. Not uncommonly after his return
+upon such occasions did he perform accurate
+work. Unfinished contributions to sundry local<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_113" id="Page_113">[113]</a></span>
+journals were seldom absent from his desk.
+They were his means of recreation. There they
+awaited convenient intervals of leisure, and
+Mr. Batchel was accustomed to say that of
+these intervals he found none so productive
+as a late hour, or hour and a half, after a
+dinner party.</p>
+
+<p>Upon the evening in question he returned,
+about an hour before midnight, from dining
+at the house of a retired officer residing in the
+neighbourhood, and the evening had been somewhat
+less enjoyable than usual. He had taken
+in to dinner a young lady who had too persistently
+assailed him with antiquarian questions.
+Now Mr. Batchel did not like talking what he
+regarded as &ldquo;shop,&rdquo; and was not much at home
+with young ladies, to whom he knew that, in
+the nature of things, he could be but imperfectly
+acceptable. With infinite good will towards
+them, and a genuine liking for their presence,
+he felt that he had but little to offer them in
+exchange. There was so little in common
+between his life and theirs. He felt distinctly
+at his worst when he found himself treated
+as a mere scrap-book of information. It made
+him seem, as he would express it, de-humanised.</p>
+
+<p>Upon this particular evening the young
+lady allotted to him, perhaps at her own request,
+had made a scrap-book of him, and he had<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_114" id="Page_114">[114]</a></span>
+returned home somewhat discontented, if also
+somewhat amused. His discontent arose from
+having been deprived of the general conversation
+he so greatly, but so rarely, enjoyed.
+His amusement was caused by the incongruity
+between a very light-hearted young lady and
+the subject upon which she had made him talk,
+for she had talked of nothing else but modes
+of burial.</p>
+
+<p>He began to recall the conversation as he
+lit his pipe and dropped into his armchair. She
+had either been reflecting deeply upon the
+matter, or, as seemed to Mr. Batchel, more
+probable, had read something and half forgotten
+it. He recalled her questions, and the answers
+by which he had vainly tried to lead her to
+a more attractive topic. For example:</p>
+
+<div class="blockquo4">
+<p>She: Will you tell me why people were buried
+at cross roads?</p>
+
+<p>He: Well, consecrated ground was so jealously
+guarded that a criminal would be held to
+have forfeited the right to be buried
+amongst Christian folk. His friends
+would therefore choose cross roads where
+there was set a wayside cross, and make
+his grave at the foot of it. In some of my
+journeys in Scotland I have seen crosses....</p></div>
+
+<p>But the young lady had refused to be led
+into Scotland. She had stuck to her subject.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_115" id="Page_115">[115]</a></span></p>
+
+<div class="blockquo4">
+<p>She: Why have coffins come back into use?
+There is nothing in our Burial Service
+about a coffin.</p>
+
+<p>He: True, and the use of the coffin is due, in
+part, to an ignorant notion of confining
+the corpse, lest, like Hamlet&rsquo;s father, he
+should walk the earth. You will have
+noticed that the corpse is always carried
+out of the house feet foremost, to suggest
+a final exit, and that the grave is often
+covered with a heavy slab. Very curious
+epitaphs are to be found on these slabs....</p>
+</div>
+
+<p>But she was not to be drawn into the
+subject of epitaphs. She had made him tell of
+other devices for confining spirits to their
+prison, and securing the peace of the living,
+especially of those adopted in the case of violent
+and mischievous men. Altogether an unusual
+sort of young lady.</p>
+
+<p>The conversation, however, had revived his
+memories of what was, after all, a matter of
+some interest, and he determined to look
+through his parish registers for records of
+exceptional burials. He was surprised at himself
+for never having done it. He dismissed the
+matter from his mind for the time being,
+and as it was a bright moonlight night
+he thought he would finish his pipe in the
+garden.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_116" id="Page_116">[116]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>Therefore, although midnight was close at
+hand, he strolled complacently round his garden,
+enjoying the light of the moon no less than in
+the daytime he would have enjoyed the sun;
+and thus it was that he arrived at the scene of
+his labours upon the old rockery. There was
+more light than there had been at the end of
+the afternoon, and when he had walked up the
+bank, and stood over the hole we have already
+described, he could distinctly see the few
+exposed links of the iron chain. Should he
+remove it at once to a place of safety, out of the
+way of the gardener? It was about time for
+bed. The city clocks were then striking
+midnight. He would let the chain decide. If it
+came out easily he would remove it; otherwise,
+it should remain until morning.</p>
+
+<p>The chain came out more than easily. It
+seemed to have a force within itself. He gave
+but a slight tug at the free end with a view
+of ascertaining what resistance he had to
+encounter, and immediately found himself lying
+upon his back with the chain in his hand. His
+back had fortunately turned towards an elm
+three feet away which broke his fall, but there
+had been violence enough to cause him no little
+surprise.</p>
+
+<p>The effort he had made was so slight that
+he could not account for having lost his feet;<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_117" id="Page_117">[117]</a></span>
+and being a careful man, he was a little anxious
+about his evening coat, which he was still
+wearing. The chain, however, was in his hand,
+and he made haste to coil it into a portable
+shape, and to return to the house.</p>
+
+<p>Some fifty yards from the spot was the
+northern boundary of the garden, a long wall
+with a narrow lane beyond. It was not unusual,
+even at this hour of the night, to hear footsteps
+there. The lane was used by railway men, who
+passed to and from their work at all hours, as
+also by some who returned late from entertainments
+in the neighbouring city.</p>
+
+<p>But Mr. Batchel, as he turned back to the
+house, with his chain over one arm, heard more
+than footsteps. He heard for a few moments
+the unmistakable sound of a scuffle, and then a
+piercing cry, loud and sharp, and a noise of
+running. It was such a cry as could only have
+come from one in urgent need of help.</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Batchel dropped his chain. The garden
+wall was some ten feet high and he had no
+means of scaling it. But he ran quickly into
+the house, passed out by the hall door into the
+street, and so towards the lane without a
+moment&rsquo;s loss of time.</p>
+
+<p>Before he has gone many yards he sees a
+man running from the lane with his clothing
+in great disorder, and this man, at the sight of<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_118" id="Page_118">[118]</a></span>
+Mr. Batchel, darts across the road, runs along in
+the shadow of an opposite wall and attempts to
+escape.</p>
+
+<p>The man is known well enough to Mr.
+Batchel. It is one Stephen Medd, a respectable
+and sensible man, by occupation a shunter, and
+Mr. Batchel at once calls out to ask what has
+happened. Stephen, however, makes no reply
+but continues to run along the shadow of the
+wall, whereupon Mr. Batchel crosses over and
+intercepts him, and again asks what is amiss.
+Stephen answers wildly and breathlessly, &ldquo;I&rsquo;m
+not going to stop here, let me go home.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>As Mr. Batchel lays his hand upon the
+man&rsquo;s arm and draws him into the light of the
+moon, it is seen that his face is streaming with
+blood from a wound near the eye.</p>
+
+<p>He is somewhat calmed by the familiar voice
+of Mr. Batchel, and is about to speak, when
+another scream is heard from the lane. The
+voice is that of a boy or woman, and no sooner
+does Stephen hear it than he frees himself
+violently from Mr. Batchel and makes away
+towards his home. With no less speed does Mr.
+Batchel make for the lane, and finds about half
+way down a boy lying on the ground wounded
+and terrified.</p>
+
+<p>At first the boy clings to the ground, but he,
+too, is soon reassured by Mr. Batchel&rsquo;s voice, and<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_119" id="Page_119">[119]</a></span>
+allows himself to be lifted on to his feet. His
+wound is also in the face, and Mr. Batchel takes
+the boy into his house, bathes and plasters his
+wound, and soon restores him to something like
+calm. He is what is termed a call-boy, employed
+by the Railway Company to awaken drivers at
+all hours, and give them their instructions.</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Batchel is naturally impatient for the
+moment he can question the boy about his
+assailant, who is presumably also the assailant
+of Stephen Medd. No one had been visible in
+the lane, though the moon shone upon it from
+end to end. At the first available moment,
+therefore, he asks the boy, &ldquo;Who did this?&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>The answer came, without any hesitation,
+&ldquo;Nobody.&rdquo; &ldquo;There was nobody there,&rdquo; he said,
+&ldquo;and all of a sudden somebody hit me with an
+iron thing.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>Then Mr. Batchel asked, &ldquo;Did you see
+Stephen Medd?&rdquo; He was becoming greatly
+puzzled.</p>
+
+<p>The boy replied that he had seen Mr. Medd
+&ldquo;a good bit in front,&rdquo; with nobody near him,
+and that all of a sudden someone knocked him
+down.</p>
+
+<p>Further questioning seemed useless. Mr.
+Batchel saw the boy to his home, left him at
+the door, and returned to bed, but not to
+sleep. He could not cease from thinking,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_120" id="Page_120">[120]</a></span>
+and he could think of nothing but assaults
+from invisible hands. Morning seemed long
+in coming, but came at last.</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Batchel was up betimes and made a
+very poor breakfast. Dallying with the morning
+paper, rather than reading it, his eye was
+arrested by a headline about &ldquo;Mysterious
+assaults in Elmham.&rdquo; He felt that he had
+mysteries of his own to occupy him and was
+in no mood to be interested in more assaults.
+But he had some knowledge of Elmham, a small
+town ten miles distant from Stoneground, and
+he read the brief paragraph, which contained no
+more than the substance of a telegram. It said,
+however, that three persons had been victims
+of unaccountable assaults. Two of them had
+escaped with slight injuries, but the third,
+a young woman, was dangerously wounded,
+though still alive and conscious. She declared
+that she was quite alone in her house and
+had been suddenly struck with great violence
+by what felt like a piece of iron, and that
+she must have bled to death but for a neighbour
+who heard her cries. The neighbour had
+at once looked out and seen nobody, but had
+bravely gone to her friend&rsquo;s assistance.</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Batchel laid down his newspaper
+considerably impressed, as was natural, by the
+resemblance of these tragedies to what he had<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_121" id="Page_121">[121]</a></span>
+witnessed himself. He was in no condition,
+after his excitement and his sleepless night,
+to do his usual work. His mind reverted
+to the conversation at the dinner party and
+the trifle of antiquarian research it had suggested.
+Such occupation had often served
+him when he found himself suffering from a
+cold, or otherwise indisposed for more serious
+work. He would get the registers and collect
+what entries there might be of irregular burial.</p>
+
+<p>He found only one such entry, but that
+one was enough. There was a note dated All
+Hallows, 1702, to this effect:</p>
+
+<div class="blockquo1">
+
+<p>&ldquo;This day did a vagrant from Elmham
+beat cruelly to death two poor men who
+had refused him alms, and upon a hue and
+cry being raised, took his own life. He was
+buried in one Parson&rsquo;s Close with a stake
+through his body and his arms confined
+in chains, and stoutly covered in.&rdquo;</p>
+</div>
+
+<p>No further news came from Elmham.
+Either the effort had been exhausted, or its
+purpose achieved. But what could have led
+the young lady, a stranger to Mr. Batchel and
+to his garden, to hit upon so appropriate a
+topic? Mr. Batchel could not answer the
+question as he put it to himself again and
+again during the day. He only knew that she
+had given him a warning, by which, to his shame
+and regret, he had been too obtuse to profit.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_122" id="Page_122">[122]</a><br /><a name="Page_123" id="Page_123">[123]</a></span></p>
+
+
+<h2><a name="VII" id="VII"></a>VII.<br />
+
+<span class="stl">THE INDIAN LAMP-SHADE.</span></h2>
+
+
+<p>What has been already said of Mr. Batchel
+will have sufficed to inform the reader that he
+is a man of very settled habits. The conveniences
+of life, which have multiplied so fast
+of late, have never attracted him, even when he
+has heard of them. Inconveniences to which
+he is accustomed have always seemed to him
+preferable to conveniences with which he is
+unfamiliar. To this day, therefore, he writes
+with a quill, winds up his watch with a key, and
+will drink no soda-water but from a tumbling
+bottle with the cork wired to its neck.</p>
+
+<p>The reader accordingly will learn without
+surprise that Mr. Batchel continues to use the
+reading-lamp he acquired 30 years ago as a
+Freshman in College. He still carries it from
+room to room as occasion requires, and ignores
+all other means of illumination. It is an
+inexpensive lamp of very poor appearance, and
+dates from a time when labour-saving was not
+yet a fine art. It cannot be lighted without
+the removal of several of its parts, and it
+is extinguished by the primitive device of<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_124" id="Page_124">[124]</a></span>
+blowing down the chimney. What has always
+shocked the womenfolk of the Batchel family,
+however, is the lamp&rsquo;s unworthiness of its
+surroundings. Mr. Batchel&rsquo;s house is furnished
+in dignified and comfortable style, but the
+handsome lamp, surmounting a fluted brazen
+column, which his relatives bestowed upon him
+at his institution, is still unpacked.</p>
+
+<p>One of his younger and subtler relatives
+succeeded in damaging the old lamp, as she
+thought, irretrievably, by a well-planned accident,
+but found it still in use a year later, most
+atrociously repaired. The whole family, and
+some outsiders, had conspired to attack the
+offending lamp, and it had withstood them all.</p>
+
+<p>The single victory achieved over Mr. Batchel
+in this matter is quite recent, and was generally
+unexpected. A cousin who had gone out to
+India as a bride, and that of Mr. Batchel&rsquo;s
+making, had sent him an Indian lamp-shade.
+The association was pleasing. The shade was
+decorated with Buddhist figures which excited
+Mr. Batchel&rsquo;s curiosity, and to the surprise of
+all his friends he set it on the lamp and there
+allowed it to remain. It was not, however, the
+figures which had reconciled him to this novel
+and somewhat incongruous addition to the old
+lamp. The singular colour of the material had
+really attracted him. It was a bright orange-red,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_125" id="Page_125">[125]</a></span>
+like no colour he had ever seen, and the
+remarks of visitors whose experience of such
+things was greater than his own soon justified
+him in regarding it as unique. No one had seen
+the colour elsewhere; and of all the tints which
+have acquired distinctive names, none of the
+names could be applied without some further
+qualification. Mr. Batchel himself did not
+trouble about a name, but was quite certain
+that it was a colour that he liked; and more
+than that, a colour which had about it some
+indescribable fascination. When the lamp had
+been brought in, and the curtains drawn, he
+used to regard with singular pleasure the
+interiors of rooms with whose appearance he
+was unaccustomed to concern himself. The
+books in his study, and the old-fashioned solid
+furniture of his dining room, as reflected in the
+new light, seemed to assume a more friendly
+aspect, as if they had previously been rigidly
+frozen, and had now thawed into life. The
+lamp-shade seemed to bestow upon the light
+some active property, and gave to the rooms, as
+Mr. Batchel said, the appearance of being wide-awake.</p>
+
+<p>These optical effects, as he called them,
+were especially noticeable in the dining room,
+where the convenience of a large table often
+induced him to spend the evening. Standing in<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_126" id="Page_126">[126]</a></span>
+a favourite attitude, with his elbow on the
+chimney-piece, Mr. Batchel found increasing
+pleasure in contemplating the interior of the
+room as he saw it reflected in a large old mirror
+above the fireplace. The great mahogany sideboard
+across the room, seemed, as he gazed upon
+it, to be penetrated by the light, and to acquire
+a softness of outline, and a sort of vivacity,
+which operated pleasantly upon its owner&rsquo;s
+imagination. He found himself playfully regretting,
+for example, that the mirror had no
+power of recording and reproducing the scenes
+enacted before it since the close of the 18th
+century, when it had become one of the fixtures
+of the house. The ruddy light of the lamp-shade
+had always a stimulating effect upon his fancy,
+and some of the verses which describe his
+visions before the mirror would delight the
+reader, but that the author&rsquo;s modesty forbids
+their reproduction. Had he been less firm in
+this matter we should have inserted here a
+poem in which Mr. Batchel audaciously ventured
+into the domain of Physics. He endowed his
+mirror with the power of retaining indefinitely
+the light which fell upon it, and of reflecting it
+only when excited by the appropriate stimulus.
+The passage beginning</p>
+
+<div class="centered"><div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">The mirror, whilst men pass upon their way,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Treasures their image for a later day,<br /></span><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_127" id="Page_127">[127]</a></span>
+</div></div></div>
+
+<p class="noi">might be derided by students of optics. Mr.
+Batchel has often read it in after days, with
+amazement, for, when his idle fancies came to
+be so gravely substantiated, he found that in
+writing the verses he had stumbled upon a new
+fact&mdash;a fact based as soundly, as will soon
+appear, upon experiment, as those which the
+text-books use in arriving at the better-known
+properties of reflection.</p>
+
+<p>He was seated in his dining room one frosty
+evening in January. His chair was drawn up
+to the fire, and the upper part of the space
+behind him was visible in the mirror. The
+brighter and clearer light thrown down by the
+shade was shining upon his book. It is the
+fate of most of us to receive visits when we
+should best like to be alone, and Mr. Batchel
+allowed an impatient exclamation to escape
+him, when, at nine o&rsquo;clock on this evening, he
+heard the door-bell. A minute later, the boy
+announced &ldquo;Mr. Mutcher,&rdquo; and Mr. Batchel,
+with such affability as he could hastily assume,
+rose to receive the caller. Mr. Mutcher was the
+Deputy Provincial Grand Master of the Ancient
+Order of Gleaners, and the formality of his
+manner accorded with the gravity of his title.
+Mr. Batchel soon became aware that the rest
+of the evening was doomed. The Deputy Provincial
+Grand Master had come to discuss the<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_128" id="Page_128">[128]</a></span>
+probable effect of the Insurance Act upon
+Friendly Societies, of which Mr. Batchel was an
+ardent supporter. He attended their meetings,
+in some cases kept their accounts, and was
+always apt to be consulted in their affairs. He
+seated Mr. Mutcher, therefore, in a chair on the
+opposite side of the fireplace, and gave him his
+somewhat reluctant attention.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;This,&rdquo; said Mr. Mutcher, as he looked
+round the room, &ldquo;is a cosy nook on a cold night.
+I cordially appreciate your kindness, Reverend
+Sir, in affording me this interview, and the comfort
+of your apartment leads me to wish that it
+might be more protracted.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Batchel did his best not to dissent, and
+as he settled himself for a long half-hour, began
+to watch the rise and fall, between two lines
+upon the distant wall-paper of the shadow of
+Mr. Mutcher&rsquo;s side-whisker, as it seemed to beat
+time to his measured speech.</p>
+
+<p>The D.P.G.M. (for these functionaries are
+usually designated by initials) was not a man to
+be hurried into brevity. His style had been
+studiously acquired at Lodge meetings, and Mr.
+Batchel knew it well enough to be prepared for
+a lengthy preamble.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;I have presumed,&rdquo; said Mr. Mutcher, as he
+looked straight before him into the mirror, &ldquo;to
+trespass upon your Reverence&rsquo;s forbearance,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_129" id="Page_129">[129]</a></span>
+because there are one or two points upon this
+new Insurance Act which seem calculated to
+damage our long-continued prosperity&mdash;I say
+long-continued prosperity,&rdquo; repeated Mr.
+Mutcher, as though Mr. Batchel had missed
+the phrase. &ldquo;I had the favour of an interview
+yesterday,&rdquo; he went on, &ldquo;with the Sub-Superintendent
+of the Perseverance Accident and
+General (these were household words in circles
+which Mr. Batchel frequented, so that he was at
+no loss to understand them), and he was unanimous
+with me in agreeing that the matter
+called for careful consideration. There are one
+or two of our rules which we know to be
+essential to the welfare of our Order, and yet
+which will have to go by the board&mdash;I say by the
+board&mdash;as from July next. Now we are not
+Medes, nor yet Persians&rdquo;&mdash;Mr. Mutcher was
+about to repeat &ldquo;Persians&rdquo; when he was
+observed to look hastily round the room and
+then to turn deadly pale. Mr. Batchel rose and
+hastened to his support; he was obviously
+unwell. The visitor, however, made a strong
+effort, rose from his chair at once, saying &ldquo;Pray
+allow me to take leave,&rdquo; and hurried to the door
+even as he said the words. Mr. Batchel, with
+real concern, followed him with the offer of
+brandy, or whatever might afford relief. Mr.
+Mutcher did not so much as pause to reply.<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_130" id="Page_130">[130]</a></span>
+Before Mr. Batchel could reach him he had
+crossed the hall, and the door-knob was in his
+hand. He thereupon opened the door and
+passed into the street without another word.
+More unaccountably still, he went away at a
+run, such as ill became his somewhat majestic
+figure, and Mr. Batchel closed the door and
+returned to the dining-room in a state of
+bewilderment. He took up his book, and sat
+down again in his chair. He did not immediately
+begin to read, but set himself to review
+Mr. Mutcher&rsquo;s unaccountable behaviour, and
+as he raised his eyes to the mirror he saw
+an elderly man standing at the sideboard.</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Batchel quickly turned round, and as he
+did so, recalled the similar movement of his late
+visitor. The room was empty. He turned again
+to the mirror, and the man was still there&mdash;evidently
+a servant&mdash;one would say without
+much hesitation, the butler. The cut-away
+coat, and white stock, the clean-shaven chin,
+and close-trimmed side-whiskers, the deftness
+and decorum of his movements were all
+characteristic of a respectable family servant,
+and he stood at the sideboard like a man who
+was at home there.</p>
+
+<p>Another object, just visible above the frame
+of the mirror, caused Mr. Batchel to look round
+again, and again to see nothing unusual. But<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_131" id="Page_131">[131]</a></span>
+what he saw in the mirror was a square oaken
+box some few inches deep, which the butler was
+proceeding to unlock. And at this point Mr.
+Batchel had the presence of mind to make an
+experiment of extraordinary value. He removed,
+for a moment, the Indian shade from the lamp,
+and laid it upon the table, and thereupon the
+mirror showed nothing but empty space and the
+frigid lines of the furniture. The butler had
+disappeared, as also had the box, to re-appear
+the moment the shade was restored to its place.</p>
+
+<p>As soon as the box was opened, the butler
+produced a bundled handkerchief which his left
+hand had been concealing under the tails of his
+coat. With his right hand he removed the
+contents of the handkerchief, hurriedly placed
+them in the box, closed the lid, and having
+done this, left the room at once. His later
+movements had been those of a man in fear of
+being disturbed. He did not even wait to lock
+the box. He seemed to have heard someone
+coming.</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Batchel&rsquo;s interest in the box will subsequently
+be explained. As soon as the butler
+had left, he stood before the mirror and examined
+it carefully. More than once, as he felt the
+desire for a closer scrutiny, he turned to the
+sideboard itself, where of course no box was to
+be seen, and returned to the mirror unreasonably<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_132" id="Page_132">[132]</a></span>
+disappointed. At length, with the image of the
+box firmly impressed upon his memory, he sat
+down again in his chair, and reviewed the
+butler&rsquo;s conduct, or as he doubted he would have
+to call it, misconduct. Unfortunately for Mr.
+Batchel, the contents of the handkerchief had
+been indistinguishable. But for the butler&rsquo;s
+alarm, which caused him to be moving away
+from the box even whilst he was placing the
+thing within it, the mirror could not have shewn
+as much as it did. All that had been made
+evident was that the man had something to
+conceal, and that it was surreptitiously done.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Is this all?&rdquo; said Mr. Batchel to himself
+as he sat looking into the mirror, &ldquo;or is it only
+the end of the first Act?&rdquo; The question was, in
+a measure, answered by the presence of the box.
+That, at all events would have to disappear
+before the room could resume its ordinary aspect;
+and whether it was to fade out of sight or to be
+removed by the butler, Mr. Batchel did not
+intend to be looking another way at the time.
+He had not seen, although perhaps Mr. Mutcher
+had, whether the butler had brought it in, but
+he was determined to see whether he took it out.</p>
+
+<p>He had not gazed into the mirror for many
+minutes before he learned that there was to be a
+second Act. Quite suddenly, a woman was at
+the sideboard. She had darted to it, and the<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_133" id="Page_133">[133]</a></span>
+time taken in passing over half the length of the
+mirror had been altogether too brief to show
+what she was like. She now stood with her
+face to the sideboard, entirely concealing the
+box from view, and all Mr. Batchel could
+determine was that she was tall of stature, and
+that her hair was raven-black, and not in very
+good order. In his anxiety to see her face, he
+called aloud, &ldquo;Turn round.&rdquo; Of course, he
+understood, when he saw that his cry had been
+absolutely without effect, that it had been a
+ridiculous thing to do. He turned his head
+again for a moment to assure himself that the
+room was empty, and to remind himself that
+the curtain had fallen, perhaps a century before,
+upon the drama&mdash;he began to think of it as a
+tragedy&mdash;that he was witnessing. The opportunity,
+however, of seeing the woman&rsquo;s features
+was not denied him. She turned her face full
+upon the mirror&mdash;this is to speak as if we
+described the object rather than the image&mdash;so
+that Mr. Batchel saw it plainly before him; it
+was a handsome, cruel-looking face, of waxen
+paleness, with fine, distended, lustrous, eyes.
+The woman looked hurriedly round the room,
+looked twice towards the door, and then opened
+the box.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Our respectable friend was evidently
+observed,&rdquo; said Mr. Batchel. &ldquo;If he has annexed<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_134" id="Page_134">[134]</a></span>
+anything belonging to this magnificent female,
+he is in for a bad quarter of an hour.&rdquo; He
+would have given a great deal, for once, to have
+had a sideboard backed by a looking glass, and
+lamented that the taste of the day had been too
+good to tolerate such a thing. He would have
+then been able to see what was going on at the
+oaken box. As it was, the operations were
+concealed by the figure of the woman. She was
+evidently busy with her fingers; her elbows,
+which shewed plainly enough, were vibrating
+with activity. In a few minutes there was a
+final movement of the elbows simultaneously
+away from her sides, and it shewed, as plainly
+as if the hands had been visible, that something
+had been plucked asunder. It was just such a
+movement as accompanies the removal, after a
+struggle, of the close-fitting lid of a canister.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;What next?&rdquo; said Mr. Batchel, as he
+observed the movement, and interpreted it as
+the end of the operation at the box. &ldquo;Is this
+the end of the second Act?&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>He was soon to learn that it was not the
+end, and that the drama of the mirror was
+indeed assuming the nature of tragedy. The
+woman closed the box and looked towards the
+door, as she had done before; then she made as
+if she would dart out of the room, and found
+her movement suddenly arrested. She stopped<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_135" id="Page_135">[135]</a></span>
+dead, and, in a moment, fell loosely to the
+ground. Obviously she had swooned away.</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Batchel could then see nothing, except
+that the box remained in its place on the sideboard,
+so that he arose and stood close up to the
+mirror in order to obtain a view of the whole
+stage, as he called it. It showed him, in the
+wider view he now obtained, the woman lying
+in a heap upon the carpet, and a grey-wigged
+clergyman standing in the doorway of the
+room.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;The Vicar of Stoneground, without a
+doubt,&rdquo; said Mr. Batchel. &ldquo;The household of
+my reverend predecessor is not doing well by
+him; to judge from the effect of his appearance
+upon this female, there&rsquo;s something serious
+afoot. Poor old man,&rdquo; he added, as the clergyman
+walked into the room.</p>
+
+<p>This expression of pity was evoked by the
+Vicar&rsquo;s face. The marks of tears were upon his
+cheeks, and he looked weary and ill. He stood
+for a while looking down upon the woman who
+had swooned away, and then stooped down, and
+gently opened her hand.</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Batchel would have given a great deal
+to know what the Vicar found there. He took
+something from her, stood erect for a moment
+with an expression of consternation upon his
+face; then his chin dropped, his eyes showed<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_136" id="Page_136">[136]</a></span>
+that he had lost consciousness, and he fell to the
+ground, very much as the woman had fallen.</p>
+
+<p>The two lay, side by side, just visible in the
+space between the table and the sideboard. It
+was a curious and pathetic situation. As the
+clergyman was about to fall, Mr. Batchel had
+turned to save him, and felt a real distress of
+helplessness at being reminded again that it
+was but an image that he had looked upon. The
+two persons now lying upon the carpet had
+been for some hundred years beyond human
+aid. He could no more help them than he
+could help the wounded at Waterloo. He was
+tempted to relieve his distress by removing the
+shade of the lamp; he had even laid his hand
+upon it, but the feeling of curiosity was now
+become too strong, and he knew that he must
+see the matter to its end.</p>
+
+<p>The woman first began to revive. It was to
+be expected, as she had been the first to go. Had
+not Mr. Batchel seen her face in the mirror, her
+first act of consciousness would have astounded
+him. Now it only revolted him. Before she
+had sufficiently recovered to raise herself upon
+her feet, she forced open the lifeless hands beside
+her and snatched away the contents of that
+which was not empty; and as she did this, Mr.
+Batchel saw the glitter of precious stones. The
+woman was soon upon her feet and making<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_137" id="Page_137">[137]</a></span>
+feebly for the door, at which she paused to leer
+at the prostrate figure of the clergyman before
+she disappeared into the hall. She appeared
+no more, and Mr. Batchel felt glad to be rid
+of her presence.</p>
+
+<p>The old Vicar was long in coming to his
+senses; as he began to move, there stood in the
+doorway the welcome figure of the butler. With
+infinite gentleness he raised his master to his
+feet, and with a strong arm supported him out
+of the room, which at last, stood empty.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;That, at least,&rdquo; said Mr. Batchel, &ldquo;is the
+end of the second Act. I doubt whether I could
+have borne much more. If that awful woman
+comes back I shall remove the shade and have
+done with it all. Otherwise, I shall hope to
+learn what becomes of the box, and whether my
+respectable friend who has just taken out his
+master is, or is not, a rascal.&rdquo; He had been
+genuinely moved by what he had seen, and was
+conscious of feeling something like exhaustion.
+He dare not, however, sit down, lest he should
+lose anything important of what remained.
+Neither the door nor the lower part of the room
+was visible from his chair, so that he remained
+standing at the chimney-piece, and there
+awaited the disappearance of the oaken box.</p>
+
+<p>So intently were his eyes fixed upon the
+box, in which he was especially interested, that<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_138" id="Page_138">[138]</a></span>
+he all but missed the next incident. A velvet
+curtain which he could see through the half-closed
+door had suggested nothing of interest
+to him. He connected it indefinitely, as it was
+excusable to do, with the furniture of the house,
+and only by inadvertence looked at it a second
+time. When, however, it began to travel slowly
+along the hall, his curiosity was awakened in a
+new direction. The butler, helping his master
+out of the room ten minutes since, had left the
+door half open, but as the opening was not
+towards the mirror, only a strip of the hall
+beyond could be seen. Mr. Batchel went to
+open the door more widely, only to find, of
+course, that the vividness of the images had
+again betrayed him. The door of his dining-room
+was closed, as he had closed it after Mr.
+Mutcher, whose perturbation was now so much
+easier to understand.</p>
+
+<p>The curtain continued to move across the
+narrow opening, and explained itself in doing
+so. It was a pall. The remains it so amply
+covered were being carried out of the house to
+their resting-place, and were followed by a long
+procession of mourners in long cloaks. The
+hats they held in their black-gloved hands were
+heavily banded with crêpe whose ends descended
+to the ground, and foremost among them was
+the old clergyman, refusing the support which<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_139" id="Page_139">[139]</a></span>
+two of the chief mourners were in the act of
+proffering. Mr. Batchel, full of sympathy,
+watched the whole procession pass the door, and
+not until it was evident that the funeral had
+left the house did he turn once more to the
+box. He felt sure that the closing scene of the
+tragedy was at hand, and it proved to be very
+near. It was brief and uneventful. The butler
+very deliberately entered the room, threw aside
+the window-curtains and drew up the blinds,
+and then went away at once, taking the box
+with him. Mr. Batchel thereupon blew out his
+lamp and went to bed, with a purpose of his
+own to be fulfilled upon the next day.</p>
+
+<p>His purpose may be stated at once. He had
+recognised the oaken box, and knew that it was
+still in the house. Three large cupboards in the
+old library of Vicar Whitehead were filled with
+the papers of a great law-suit about tithe,
+dating from the close of the 18th century.
+Amongst these, in the last of the three
+cupboards, was the box of which so much has
+been said. It was filled, so far as Mr. Batchel
+remembered, with the assessments for poor&rsquo;s-rate
+of a large number of landholders concerned
+in the suit, and these Mr. Batchel had never
+thought it worth his while to disturb. He had
+gone to rest, however, on this night with the
+full intention of going carefully through the<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_140" id="Page_140">[140]</a></span>
+contents of the box. He scarcely hoped, after so
+long an interval, to discover any clue to the
+scenes he had witnessed, but he was determined
+at least to make the attempt. If he found
+nothing, he intended that the box should
+enshrine a faithful record of the transactions in
+the dining-room.</p>
+
+<p>It was inevitable that a man who had so
+much of the material of a story should spend
+a wakeful hour in trying to piece it together.
+Mr. Batchel spent considerably more than an
+hour in connecting, in this way and that, the
+butler and his master, the gypsy-looking
+woman, the funeral, but could arrive at no
+connexion that satisfied him. Once asleep, he
+found the problem easier, and dreamed a
+solution so obvious as to make him wonder
+that the matter had ever puzzled him. When
+he awoke in the morning, also, the defects of
+the solution were so obvious as to make him
+wonder that he had accepted it; so easily are
+we satisfied when reason is not there to
+criticise. But there was still the box, and
+this Mr. Batchel lifted down from the third
+cupboard, dusted with his towel, and when
+he was dressed, carried downstairs with him.
+His breakfast occupied but a small part of a
+large table, and upon the vacant area he was
+soon laying, as he examined them, one by one,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_141" id="Page_141">[141]</a></span>
+the documents which the box contained. His
+recollection of them proved to be right. They
+were overseers&rsquo; lists of parochial assessments,
+of which he soon had a score or more laid upon
+the table. They were of no interest in themselves,
+and did nothing to further the matter
+in hand. They would appear to have been
+thrust into the box by someone desiring to
+find a receptacle for them.</p>
+
+<p>In a little while, however, the character of
+the papers changed. Mr. Batchel found himself
+reading something of another kind, written
+upon paper of another form and colour.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Irish bacon to be had of Mr. Broadley,
+hop merchant in Southwark.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Rasin wine is kept at the Wine and
+Brandy vaults in Catherine Street.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;The best hones at Mr. Forsters in Little
+Britain.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>There followed a recipe for a &ldquo;rhumatic
+mixture,&rdquo; a way of making a polish for
+mahogany, and other such matters. They
+were evidently the papers of the butler.</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Batchel removed them one by one, as
+he had removed the others; household accounts
+followed, one or two private letters, and the
+advertisement of a lottery, and then he reached
+a closed compartment at the bottom of the
+box, occupying about half its area. The lid<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_142" id="Page_142">[142]</a></span>
+of the compartment was provided with a bone
+stud, and Mr. Batchel lifted it off and laid it
+upon the table amongst the papers. He saw
+at once what the butler had taken from his
+handkerchief. There was an open pocket-knife,
+with woeful-looking deposits upon its now rusty
+blade. There was a delicate human finger, now
+dry and yellow, and on the finger a gold ring.</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Batchel took up this latter pitiful object
+and removed the ring, even now, not quite
+easily. He allowed the finger to drop back into
+the box, which he carried away at once into
+another room. His appetite for breakfast had
+left him, and he rang the bell to have the things
+cleared away, whilst he set himself, with the
+aid of a lens, to examine the ring.</p>
+
+<p>There had been three large stones, all of
+which had been violently removed. The claws
+of their settings were, without exception, either
+bent outwards, or broken off. Within the ring
+was engraved, in graceful italic characters, the
+name <strong class="smcap">Amey Lee</strong>, and on the broader part,
+behind the place of the stones</p>
+
+<div class="centered"><div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">She doth joy double,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And halveth trouble.<br /></span>
+</div></div></div>
+
+<p>This pathetic little love token Mr. Batchel
+continued to hold in his hand as he rehearsed
+the whole story to which it afforded the clue.
+He knew that the ring had been set with such<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_143" id="Page_143">[143]</a></span>
+stones as there was no mistaking: he remembered
+only too well how their discovery had
+affected the aged vicar. But never would he
+deny himself the satisfaction of hoping that
+the old man had been spared the distress of
+learning how the ring had been removed.</p>
+
+<p>The name of Amey Lee was as familiar
+to Mr. Batchel as his own. Twice at least
+every Sunday during the past seven years had
+he read it at his feet, as he sat in the chancel,
+as well as the name of Robert Lee upon an
+adjacent slab, and he had wondered during the
+leisurely course of many a meandering hymn
+whether there was good precedent for the
+spelling of the name. He made another use
+now of his knowledge of the pavement. There
+was a row of tiles along the head of the slabs,
+and Mr. Batchel hastened to fulfil without
+delay, what he conceived to be his duty. He
+replaced the ring upon Amey Lee&rsquo;s finger and
+carried it into the church, and there, having
+raised one of the tiles with a chisel, gave it
+decent burial.</p>
+
+<p>Whether the butler ever learned that he
+had been robbed in his turn, who shall say?
+His immediate dismissal, after the funeral,
+seemed inevitable, and his oaken box was
+evidently placed by him, or by another, where
+no man heeded it. It still occupies a place<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_144" id="Page_144">[144]</a></span>
+amongst the law papers and may lie undisturbed
+for another century; and when Mr.
+Batchel put it there, without the promised
+record of events, he returned to the dining
+room, removed the Indian shade from the lamp,
+and, having put a lighted match to the edge,
+watched it slowly burn away.</p>
+
+<p>Only one thing remained. Mr. Batchel
+felt that it would give him some satisfaction
+to visit Mr. Mutcher. His address, as obtained
+from the District Miscellany of the Order of
+Gleaners, was 13, Albert Villas, Williamson
+Street, not a mile away from Stoneground.</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Mutcher, fortunately, was at home when
+Mr. Batchel called, and indeed opened the door
+with a copious apology for being without his coat.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;I hope,&rdquo; said Mr. Batchel, &ldquo;that you have
+overcome your indisposition of last Tuesday
+evening.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Don&rsquo;t mention it, your Reverence,&rdquo; said
+Mr. Mutcher, &ldquo;my wife gave me such a talking
+to when I came &rsquo;ome that I was quite ashamed
+of myself&mdash;I say ashamed of myself.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;She observed that you were unwell,&rdquo; said
+Mr. Batchel, &ldquo;I am sure; but she could hardly
+blame you for that.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>By this time the visitor had been shewn
+into the parlour, and Mrs. Mutcher had appeared
+to answer for herself.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_145" id="Page_145">[145]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;I really was ashamed, Sir,&rdquo; she said, &ldquo;to
+think of the way Mutcher was talking, and a
+clergyman&rsquo;s &rsquo;ouse too. Mutcher is not a man,
+Sir, that takes anything, not so much as a drop;
+but he is wonderful partial to cold pork, which
+never does agree with him, and never did, at
+night in partic&rsquo;lar.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;It was the cold pork, then, that made you
+unwell?&rdquo; asked Mr. Batchel.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;It was, your Reverence, and it was not,&rdquo;
+Mr. Mutcher replied, &ldquo;for internal discomfort
+there was none&mdash;I say none. But a little light-&rsquo;eaded
+it did make me, and I could &rsquo;ave
+swore, your Reverence, saving your presence,
+that I saw an elderly gentleman carry a
+box into your room and put it down on the
+sheffoneer.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;There was no one there, of course,&rdquo; observed
+Mr. Batchel.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;No!&rdquo; replied the D.P.G.M., &ldquo;there was not;
+and the discrepancy was too much for me. I
+hope you will pardon the abruptness of my
+departure.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Certainly,&rdquo; said Mr. Batchel, &ldquo;discrepancies
+are always embarrassing.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;And you will allow me one day to resume
+our discourse upon the subject of National
+Insurance,&rdquo; he added, when he shewed his
+visitor to the door.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_146" id="Page_146">[146]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;I shall not have much leisure,&rdquo; said Mr.
+Batchel, audaciously, taking all risks, &ldquo;until the
+Greek Kalends.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Oh, I don&rsquo;t mind waiting till it does end,&rdquo;
+said Mr. Mutcher, &ldquo;there is no immediate &rsquo;urry.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;It&rsquo;s rather a long time,&rdquo; remarked Mr.
+Batchel.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Pray don&rsquo;t mention it,&rdquo; answered the
+Deputy Provincial Grand Master, in his best
+manner. &ldquo;But when the time comes, perhaps
+you&rsquo;ll drop me a line.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_147" id="Page_147">[147]</a></span></p>
+
+
+<h2><a name="VIII" id="VIII"></a>VIII.<br />
+
+<span class="stl">THE PLACE OF SAFETY.</span></h2>
+
+
+<p>&ldquo;I thank my governors, teachers, spiritual
+pastors, and masters,&rdquo; said Wardle, as he lit a
+cigar after breakfast, &ldquo;that I never acquired a
+taste for that sort of thing.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>Wardle was a pragmatical and candid friend
+who paid Mr. Batchel occasional visits at
+Stoneground. He regarded antiquarian tastes
+as a form of insanity, and it annoyed him to see
+his host poring over registers, churchwardens&rsquo;
+accounts, and documents which he contemptuously
+alluded to as &ldquo;dirty papers.&rdquo; &ldquo;If
+you would throw those things away, Batchel,&rdquo;
+he used to say, &ldquo;and read the <cite>Daily Mail</cite>, you&rsquo;d
+be a better man for it.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Batchel replied only with a tolerant
+smile, and, as his friend went out of doors with
+his cigar, continued to read the document before
+him, although it was one he had read twenty
+times before. It was an inventory of church
+goods, dated the 6th year of Edward <abbr title="6">VI.</abbr>&mdash;to be
+exact, the 15th May, 1552. By a royal order
+of that year, all Church goods, saving only
+what sufficed for the barest necessities of<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_148" id="Page_148">[148]</a></span>
+Divine Service, were collected and deposited
+in safe hands, there to await further instructions.
+The instructions, which had not
+been long delayed, had consisted in a curt order
+for seizure. Everyone who cares for such
+matters, knows and laments the grievous spoliation
+of those times.</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Batchel&rsquo;s document, however, proved
+that the Churchwardens of the day were not
+incapable of self-defence. They were less
+dumb than sheep before the shearers. For,
+on the copy of the inventory of which he
+had become possessed, was written the Commissioners&rsquo;
+Report that &ldquo;at Stoneground did
+John Spayn and John Gounthropp, Churchwardens,
+declare upon their othes that two
+gilded senseres with candellstickes, old paynted
+clothes, and other implements, were contayned
+in a chest which was robbed on St. Peter&rsquo;s
+Eve before the first inventorye made.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Batchel had a shrewd suspicion, which
+the reader will not improbably share, that John
+Spayne and his colleague knew more about
+the robbery than they chose to admit. He said
+to himself again and again, that the contents of
+the chest had been carefully concealed until
+times should mend. But from the point of
+view of the Churchwardens, times had not
+mended. There was evidence that Stoneground<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_149" id="Page_149">[149]</a></span>
+had been in no mood to tolerate censers in the
+reign of Mary, and it seemed unlikely that any
+later time could have re-admitted the ancient
+ritual. On this account, Mr. Batchel had never
+ceased to believe that the contents of the chest
+lay somewhere near at hand, nor to hope that
+it might be his lot to discover it.</p>
+
+<p>Whenever there was any work of the nature
+of excavation or demolition within a hundred
+yards of the Church, Mr. Batchel was sure to
+be there. His presence was very distasteful in
+most cases, to the workmen engaged, whom
+it deprived of many intervals of leisure to which
+they were accustomed when left alone. During
+a long course of operations connected with
+the restoration of the Church, Mr. Batchel&rsquo;s
+vigilance had been of great advantage to the
+work, both in raising the standard of industry
+and in securing attention to details which the
+builders were quite prepared to overlook. It
+had, however, brought him no nearer to the
+censers and other contents of the chest, and
+when the work was completed, his hopes of
+discovery had become pitifully slender.</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Wardle, notwithstanding his general
+contempt for antiquarian pursuits, was polite
+enough to give Mr. Batchel&rsquo;s hobbies an
+occasional place in their conversation, and
+in this way was informed of the &ldquo;stolen&rdquo; goods.<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_150" id="Page_150">[150]</a></span>
+The information, however, gave him no more
+than a very languid interest.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Why can&rsquo;t you let the things alone?&rdquo; he
+said, &ldquo;what&rsquo;s the use of them?&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Batchel felt it all but impossible to
+answer a man who could say this; yet he made
+the attempt.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;The historic interest,&rdquo; he said seriously,
+&ldquo;of censers that were used down to the days
+of Edward <abbr title="6">VI.</abbr> is in itself sufficient to justify&mdash;&mdash;&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Etcetera,&rdquo; said his friend, interrupting the
+sentence which even Mr. Batchel was not sure
+of finishing to his satisfaction, &ldquo;but it takes
+so little to justify you antiquarians, with your
+axes and hammers. What can you do with it
+when you get it, if you ever do get it?&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;There are two censers,&rdquo; Mr. Batchel
+mildly observed in correction, &ldquo;and other
+things.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;All right,&rdquo; said Wardle; &ldquo;tell me about
+one of them, and leave me to do the multiplication.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>With this permission, Mr. Batchel entered
+upon a general description of such ancient
+thuribles as he knew of, and Wardle heard him
+with growing impatience.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;It seems to me,&rdquo; he burst in at length,
+&ldquo;that what you are making all this pother
+about is a sort of silver cruet-stand, which was<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_151" id="Page_151">[151]</a></span>
+thin metal to begin with, and cleaned down
+to the thickness of egg-shell before the Commissioners
+heard of it. At this moment, if it
+exists, it is a handful of black scrap. If
+you found it, I wouldn&rsquo;t give a shilling for it;
+and if I would, it isn&rsquo;t yours to sell. Why can&rsquo;t
+you let the things alone?&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;But the interest of it,&rdquo; said Mr. Batchel,
+&ldquo;is what attracts me.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;It&rsquo;s a pity you can&rsquo;t take an interest in
+something less uninteresting,&rdquo; said Wardle,
+petulantly; &ldquo;but let me tell you what I think
+about your censers and all the rest of it. Your
+Churchwardens lied about them, but that&rsquo;s all
+right; I&rsquo;d have done the same myself. If their
+things couldn&rsquo;t be used, they were not going to
+have them abused, so they put them safely out
+of the way, your&rsquo;s and everybody&rsquo;s else.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;I was not proposing to abuse them,&rdquo; interrupted
+Mr. Batchel.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Were you proposing to use them?&rdquo;
+rejoined Wardle. &ldquo;It&rsquo;s one thing or the other,
+to my mind. There are people who dig out
+Bishops and steal their rings to put in glass
+cases, but I don&rsquo;t know how they square the
+police; and it&rsquo;s the same sort of thing you seem
+to be up to. Let the things alone. You&rsquo;re a
+Prayer Book man, and just the sort the Churchwardens
+couldn&rsquo;t stomach. You talk fast<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_152" id="Page_152">[152]</a></span>
+enough at the Dissenters because they want to
+collar your property now. Why can&rsquo;t you do as
+you would be done by?&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Batchel thought it useless to say any
+more to a man in so unsympathetic an attitude,
+or to enter upon any defence of the antiquarian
+researches to which his friend had so crudely
+referred. He did not much like, however, to be
+anticipated in a theory of the &ldquo;robbery&rdquo; which
+he felt to be reasonable and probable. He had
+hoped to propound the same theory himself, and
+to receive a suitable compliment upon his
+penetration. He began, therefore, somewhat
+irritably, to make the most of conjectures
+which, at various times, had occurred to him.
+&ldquo;Men of that sort,&rdquo; he said, &ldquo;would have disposed
+of the censers to some one who could go on
+using them, and in that case they are not here
+at all.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Men of that sort,&rdquo; answered Wardle, &ldquo;are
+as careful of their skins as men of any other
+sort, and besides that, your Stoneground men
+have a very good notion of sticking to what they
+have got. The things are here, I daresay, if
+they are anywhere; but they are not yours, and
+you have no business to meddle with them. If
+you would spend your time in something else
+than poking about after other people&rsquo;s things,
+you&rsquo;d get better value for it.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_153" id="Page_153">[153]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>This brief conversation, in which Mr.
+Batchel had scarcely been allowed the part to
+which he felt entitled, was in one respect
+satisfactory. It supported his belief that the
+censers lay somewhere within reach. In other
+respects, however, the attitude of Wardle was
+intolerable. He was evidently out of all
+sympathy with the quest upon which Mr.
+Batchel was set, and, for their different reasons,
+each was glad to drop the subject.</p>
+
+<p>During the next two or three days, the
+matter of the censers was not referred to, if only
+for lack of opportunity. Wardle was a kind of
+visitor for whom there was always a welcome at
+Stoneground, and the welcome was in his case
+no less cordial on account of his brutal frankness
+of expression, which, on the whole, his host
+enjoyed. His pungent criticisms of other men
+were vastly entertaining to Mr. Batchel, who
+was not so unreasonable as to feel aggrieved at
+an occasional attack upon himself.</p>
+
+<p>A guest of this unceremonious sort makes
+but small demands upon his host. Mr. Wardle
+used to occupy himself contentedly and unobtrusively
+in the house or in the garden whilst his
+host followed his usual avocations. The two men
+met at meals, and liked each other none the less
+because they were apart at most other times. A
+great part of Mr. Wardle&rsquo;s day was passed in the<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_154" id="Page_154">[154]</a></span>
+company of the gardener, to whose talk his own
+master was but an indifferent listener. The
+visitor and the gardener were both lovers of the
+soil, and taught each other a great deal as they
+worked side by side. Mr. Wardle found that
+sort of exercise wholesome, and, as the gardener
+expressed it, &ldquo;was not frit to take his coat off.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>The gardening operations at this time of
+year were such as Mr. Wardle liked. The
+over-crowded shrubberies were being thinned,
+and a score or so of young shrubs had to be
+moved into better quarters. Upon a certain
+morning, when Mr. Batchel was occupied in his
+study, some aucubas were being transplanted
+into a strip of ground in front of the house, and
+Wardle had undertaken the task of digging
+holes to receive them. It was this task that he
+suddenly interrupted in order to burst in upon
+his host in what seemed to the latter a repulsive
+state of dirt and perspiration.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Talk of discoveries,&rdquo; he cried, &ldquo;come and
+see what I&rsquo;ve found.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Not the censers, I suppose,&rdquo; said Mr.
+Batchel.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Censers be hanged,&rdquo; said Wardle, &ldquo;come
+and look.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Batchel laid down his pen, with a sigh,
+and followed Wardle to the front of the house.
+His guest had made three large holes, each<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_155" id="Page_155">[155]</a></span>
+about two feet square, and drawing Mr. Batchel
+to the nearest of them, said &ldquo;Look there.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Batchel looked. He saw nothing, and
+said so.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Nothing?&rdquo; exclaimed Wardle with impatience.
+&ldquo;You see the bottom of the hole, I
+suppose?&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>This Mr. Batchel admitted.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Then,&rdquo; said Wardle, &ldquo;kindly look and see
+whether you cannot see something else.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;There is apparently a cylindrical object
+lying across the angle of your excavation,&rdquo; said
+Mr. Batchel.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;That,&rdquo; replied his guest, &ldquo;is what you are
+pleased to call nothing. Let me inform you
+that the cylindrical object is a piece of thick
+lead pipe, and that the pipe runs along the
+whole front of your house.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Gas-pipe, no doubt,&rdquo; said Mr. Batchel.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Is there any gas within a mile of this
+place?&rdquo; asked Wardle.</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Batchel admitted that there was not,
+and felt that he had made a needlessly foolish
+suggestion. He felt safer in the amended
+suggestion that the object was a water-pipe.</p>
+
+<p>An ironical cross-examination by Mr.
+Wardle disposed of the amended suggestion as
+completely as he had disposed of the other, and
+his host began to grow restive. &ldquo;If this sort of<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_156" id="Page_156">[156]</a></span>
+discovery pleases you,&rdquo; he said testily, &ldquo;I will
+not grudge you your pleasure, but, to quote
+your own words, why can&rsquo;t you let it alone?&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Have you any idea,&rdquo; said Mr. Wardle, &ldquo;of
+the value of this length of piping, at the present
+price of lead?&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>Even Mr. Wardle could hardly have suspected
+his host of knowing anything so preposterous
+as the price of lead, but he felt himself
+ill-used when Mr. Batchel disclaimed any
+interest in the matter, and returned to his
+study.</p>
+
+<p>Wardle had a commercial mind, which
+elsewhere was the means of securing him a
+very satisfactory income, and on this account,
+his host, as he resumed his work indoors, excused
+what he regarded as a needless interruption.</p>
+
+<p>He little suspected that his friend&rsquo;s commercial
+mind was to do him the great service of
+putting him in possession of the censers, and
+then to do him a disservice even greater.</p>
+
+<p>Had any such connexion so much as
+suggested itself, Mr. Batchel would more
+willingly have answered to the summons which
+came an hour later, when the gardener appeared
+at the window of the study, evidently bursting
+with information. When he had succeeded in
+attracting his master&rsquo;s attention, and drawn
+him away from his desk, it was to say that the<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_157" id="Page_157">[157]</a></span>
+whole length of pipe had been uncovered, and
+found to issue from a well on the south side
+of the house.</p>
+
+<p>The discovery was at least unexpected, and
+Mr. Batchel went out, even if somewhat grudgingly,
+to look at the place. He came upon the
+well, close by the window of his dining-room.
+It had been covered by a stone slab, now partially
+removed. The narrow trench which Wardle
+and the gardener had made in order to expose
+the pipe, extended eastwards to the corner of
+the house, and thence along the whole length of
+the front, probably to serve a pump on the
+north side, where lay the yard and stables. The
+pipe itself, Mr. Wardle&rsquo;s prize, had been withdrawn,
+and there remained only a rusted chain
+which passed from some anchorage beneath the
+soil, over the lip of the well. Mr. Batchel
+inferred that it had carried, and perhaps carried
+still, the bucket of former times, and stooped
+down to see whether he could draw it up. He
+heard, far below, the light splash of the soil
+disturbed by his hands; but before he could
+grasp the chain, he felt himself seized by the
+waist and held back.</p>
+
+<p>The exaggerated attentions of his gardener
+had often annoyed Mr. Batchel. He was not
+allowed even to climb a short ladder without
+having to submit to absurd precautions for his<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_158" id="Page_158">[158]</a></span>
+safety, and he would have been much better
+pleased to have more respect paid to his intelligence,
+and less to his person. In the present
+instance, the precaution seemed so unnecessary
+that he turned about angrily to protest, both
+against the interference with his movements,
+and the unseemly force used.</p>
+
+<p>It was at this point that he made a disquieting
+discovery. He was standing quite alone.
+The gardener and Mr. Wardle were both on
+the north side of the house, dealing with the
+only thing they cared about&mdash;the lead pipe.
+Mr. Batchel made no further attempt to move
+the chain; he was, in fact, in some bodily
+fear, and he returned to his study by the
+way he had come, in a disordered condition of
+mind.</p>
+
+<p>Half an hour later, when the gong sounded
+for luncheon, he was slowly making his
+way into the dining-room, when he encountered
+his guest running downstairs from his room,
+in great spirits. &ldquo;A trifle over two hundredweight!&rdquo;
+he exclaimed, as he reached the
+foot of the staircase, and seemed disappointed
+that Mr. Batchel did not immediately shake
+hands with him upon so fine a result of the
+morning&rsquo;s work. Mr. Batchel, needless to say,
+was occupied with other recollections.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;I suppose it is unnecessary to ask,&rdquo; said<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_159" id="Page_159">[159]</a></span>
+he to his guest as he proceeded to carve a
+chicken, &ldquo;whether you believe in ghosts?&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;I do not,&rdquo; said Wardle promptly, &ldquo;why
+should I?&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Why not?&rdquo; asked Mr. Batchel.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Because I&rsquo;ve had the advantage of a
+commercial education,&rdquo; was the reply, &ldquo;instead
+of learning dead languages and soaking my mind
+in heathen fables.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Batchel winced at this disrespectful
+allusion to the University education of which
+he was justly proud. He wanted an opinion,
+however, and the conversation had to go on.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Your commercial education,&rdquo; he continued,
+&ldquo;allows you, I daresay, to know what is meant
+by a hypothetical case.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Make it one,&rdquo; said Wardle.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Assuming a ghost, then, would it be
+capable of exerting force upon a material body?&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Whose?&rdquo; asked Wardle.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;If you insist upon making it a personal
+matter,&rdquo; replied Mr. Batchel, &ldquo;let us say mine.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Let me have the particulars.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>In reply to this, Mr. Batchel related his
+experience at the well.</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Wardle merely said &ldquo;Pass the salt, I
+need it.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>Undeterred by the scepticism of his friend,
+Mr. Batchel pressed the point, and upon that,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_160" id="Page_160">[160]</a></span>
+Mr. Wardle closed the conversation by observing
+that since, by hypothesis, ghosts could clank
+chains, and ring bells, he was bound to suppose
+them capable of doing any silly thing they chose.
+&ldquo;A month in the City, Batchel,&rdquo; he gravely
+added, &ldquo;would do you a world of good.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>As soon as the meal was over, Mr. Wardle
+went back to his gardening, whilst his host
+betook himself to occupations more suited to
+his tranquil habits. The two did not meet again
+until dinner; and during that meal, and after it,
+the conversation turned wholly upon politics,
+Mr. Wardle being congenially occupied until
+bed-time in demonstrating that the politics of
+his host had been obsolete for three-quarters of a
+century. His outdoor exercise, followed by an
+excellent dinner, had disposed him to retire
+early; he rose from his chair soon after ten.
+&ldquo;There is one thing,&rdquo; he pleasantly remarked to
+his host, &ldquo;that I am bound to say in favour of
+a University education; it has given you a fine
+taste in victuals.&rdquo; With this compliment, he
+said &ldquo;good-night,&rdquo; and went up to bed.</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Batchel himself, as the reader knows,
+kept later hours. There were few nights upon
+which he omitted to take his walk round the
+garden when the world had grown quiet, even
+in unfavourable weather. It was far from
+favourable upon the present occasion; there<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_161" id="Page_161">[161]</a></span>
+was but little moon, and a light rain was falling.
+He determined, however, to take at least one
+turn round, and calling his terrier Punch from
+the kitchen, where he lay in his basket, Mr.
+Batchel went out, with the dog at his heel.
+He carried, as his custom was, a little electric
+lamp, by whose aid he liked to peep into birds&rsquo;
+nests, and make raids upon slugs and other pests.</p>
+
+<p>They had hardly set out upon their walk
+when Punch began to show signs of uneasiness.
+Instead of running to and fro, with his nose to
+the ground, as he ordinarily did, the terrier
+remained whining in the rear. Shortly, they
+came upon a hedgehog lying coiled up in the
+path; it was a find which the dog was wont to
+regard as a rare piece of luck, and to assail with
+delirious enjoyment. Now, for some reason,
+Punch refused to notice it, and, when it was
+illuminated for his especial benefit, turned his
+back upon it and looked up, in a dejected
+attitude, at his master. The behaviour of the
+dog was altogether unnatural, and Mr. Batchel
+occupied himself, as they passed on, in trying to
+account for it, with the animal still whining at
+his heel. They soon reached the head of the
+little path which descended to the Lode, and
+there Mr. Batchel found a much harder problem
+awaiting him, for at the other end of the path
+he distinctly saw the outline of a boat.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_162" id="Page_162">[162]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>There had been no boat on the Lode for
+twenty years. Just so long ago the drainage
+of the district had required that the main
+sewer should cross the stream at a point some
+hundred yards below the Vicar&rsquo;s boundary fence.
+There, ever since, a great pipe three feet in
+diameter had obstructed the passage. It lay
+just at the level of the water, and effectually
+closed it to all traffic. Mr. Batchel knew that
+no boat could pass the place, and that none
+survived in the parts above it. Yet here was a
+boat drawn up at the edge of his garden. He
+looked at it intently for a minute or so, and had
+no difficulty in making out the form of such
+a boat as was in common use all over the Fen
+country&mdash;a wide flat-bottomed boat, lying low
+in the water. The &ldquo;sprit&rdquo; used for punting it
+along lay projecting over the stern. There was
+no accounting for such a boat being there: Mr.
+Batchel did not understand how it possibly
+could be there, and for a while was disposed to
+doubt whether it actually was. The great
+drain-pipe was so perfect a defence against
+intrusion of the kind that no boat had ever
+passed it. The Lode, when its water was low
+enough to let a boat go under the pipe, was not
+deep enough to float it, or wide enough to
+contain it. Upon this occasion the water was
+high, and the pipe half submerged, forming an<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_163" id="Page_163">[163]</a></span>
+insuperable obstacle. Yet there lay, unmistakeably,
+a boat, within ten yards of the place
+where Mr. Batchel stood trying to account
+for it.</p>
+
+<p>These ten yards, unfortunately, were impassable.
+The slope down to the water&rsquo;s edge
+had to be warily trodden even in dry weather.
+It was steep and treacherous. After rain it
+afforded no foothold whatever, and to attempt
+a descent in the darkness would have been to
+court disaster. After examining the boat again,
+therefore, by the light of his little lamp, Mr.
+Batchel proceeded upon his walk, leaving the
+matter to be investigated by daylight.</p>
+
+<p>The events of this memorable night, however,
+were but beginning. As he turned from
+the boat his eye was caught by a white streak
+upon the ground before him, which extended
+itself into the darkness and disappeared. It
+was Punch, in veritable panic, making for home,
+across flower-beds and other places he well
+knew to be out of bounds. The whistle he had
+been trained to obey had no effect upon his
+flight; he made a lightning dash for the house.
+Mr. Batchel could not help regretting that
+Wardle was not there to see. His friend held
+the coursing powers of Punch in great contempt,
+and was wont to criticise the dog in sporting
+jargon, whose terms lay beyond the limits of<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_164" id="Page_164">[164]</a></span>
+Mr. Batchel&rsquo;s vocabulary, but whose general
+drift was as obvious as it was irritating. The
+present performance, nevertheless, was so exceptional
+that it soon began to connect itself
+in Mr. Batchel&rsquo;s mind with the unnatural
+conduct to which we have already alluded. It
+was somehow proving to be an uncomfortable
+night, and as Mr. Batchel felt the rain increasing
+to a steady drizzle he decided to abandon
+his walk and to return to the house by the way
+he had come.</p>
+
+<p>He had already passed some little distance
+beyond the little path which descended to the
+Lode. The main path by which he had come
+was of course behind him, until he turned
+about to retrace his steps.</p>
+
+<p>It was at the moment of turning that he had
+ocular demonstration of the fact that the boat
+had brought passengers. Not twenty yards in
+front of him, making their way to the water,
+were two men carrying some kind of burden.
+They had reached an open space in the path,
+and their forms were quite distinct: they were
+unusually tall men; one of them was gigantic.
+Mr. Batchel had little doubt of their being
+garden thieves. Burglars, if there had been
+anything in the house to attract them,
+could have found much easier ways of removing
+it.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_165" id="Page_165">[165]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>No man, even if deficient in physical
+courage, can see his property carried away
+before his eyes and make no effort to detain
+it. Mr. Batchel was annoyed at the desertion
+of his terrier, who might at least have
+embarrassed the thieves&rsquo; retreat; meanwhile
+he called loudly upon the men to stand, and
+turned upon them the feeble light of his lamp.
+In so doing he threw a new light not only
+upon the trespassers, but upon the whole
+transaction. No response was made to his
+challenge, but the men turned away their faces
+as if to avoid recognition, and Mr. Batchel saw
+that the nearest of them, a burly, square-headed
+man in a cassock, was wearing the
+tonsure. He described it as looking, in the dim,
+steely light of the lamp, like a crown-piece on
+a door-mat. Both the men, when they found
+themselves intercepted, hastened to deposit
+their burden upon the ground, and made for
+the boat. The burden fell upon the ground
+with a thud, but the bearers made no sound.
+They skimmed down to the Lode without seeming
+to tread, entered the boat in perfect silence,
+and shoved it off without sound or splash. It
+has already been explained that Mr. Batchel
+was unable to descend to the water&rsquo;s edge. He
+ran, however, to a point of the garden which
+the boat must inevitably pass, and reached it<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_166" id="Page_166">[166]</a></span>
+just in time. The boat was moving swiftly
+away, and still in perfect silence. The beams
+of the pocket-lamp just sufficed to reach it, and
+afforded a parting glimpse of the tonsured
+giant as he gave a long shove with the sprit,
+and carried the boat out of sight. It shot
+towards the drain-pipe, then not forty yards
+ahead, but the men were travelling as men
+who knew their way to be clear.</p>
+
+<p>It was by this time evident, of course, that
+these were no garden-thieves. The aspect of
+the men, and the manner of their disappearance,
+had given a new complexion to the adventure.
+Mr. Batchel&rsquo;s heart was in his mouth, but his
+mind was back in the 16th century; and having
+stood still for some minutes in order to regain
+his composure, he returned to the path, with a
+view of finding out what the men had left
+behind.</p>
+
+<p>The burden lay in the middle of the path,
+and the lamp was once more brought into
+requisition. It revealed a wooden box, covered
+in most parts with moss, and all glistening with
+moisture. The wood was so far decayed that
+Mr. Batchel had hopes of forcing open the box
+with his hands; so wet and slimy was it,
+however, that he could obtain no hold, and he
+hastened to the house to procure some kind of
+tool. Near to the cupboard in which such<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_167" id="Page_167">[167]</a></span>
+things were kept was the sleeping-basket of the
+dog, who was closely curled inside it, and
+shivering violently. His master made an
+attempt to take him back into the garden; it
+would be useful, he thought, to have warning in
+case the boat should return. The prospect of
+being surprised by these large, noiseless men
+was not one to be regarded with comfort.
+Punch, however, who was usually so eager for
+an excursion, was now in such distress at being
+summoned that his master felt it cruel to
+persist. Having found a chisel, therefore, he
+returned to the garden alone. The box lay
+undisturbed where he had left it, and in two
+minutes was standing open.</p>
+
+<p>The reader will hardly need to be told what
+it contained. At the bottom lay some heavy
+articles which Mr. Batchel did not disturb. He
+saw the bases of two candlesticks. He had tried
+to lift the box, as it lay, by means of a chain
+passing through two handles in the sides, but
+had found it too heavy. It was by this chain
+that the men had been carrying it. The heavier
+articles, therefore, he determined to leave where
+they were until morning. His interest in them
+was small compared with that which the other
+contents of the box had excited, for on the top
+of these articles was folded &ldquo;a paynted cloth,&rdquo;
+and upon this lay the two gilded censers.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_168" id="Page_168">[168]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>It was the discovery Mr. Batchel had
+dreamed of for years. His excitement hardly
+allowed him to think of the strange manner in
+which it had been made. He glanced nervously
+around him to see whether there might be any
+sign of the occupants of the boat, and, seeing
+nothing, he placed his broad-brimmed hat upon
+the ground, carefully laid in it the two censers,
+closed the box again, and carried his treasure
+delicately into the house. The occurrences of
+the last hour have not occupied long in the
+telling; they occupied much longer in the
+happening. It was now past midnight, and Mr.
+Batchel, after making fast the house, went at
+once upstairs, carrying with him the hat and its
+precious contents, just as he had brought it
+from the garden. The censers were not exactly
+&ldquo;black-scrap,&rdquo; as Mr. Wardle had anticipated, or
+pretended to anticipate, but they were much
+discoloured, and very fragile. He spread a clean
+handkerchief upon the chest of drawers in his
+bedroom, and, removing the vessels with the
+utmost care, laid them upon it. Then after
+spending some minutes in admiration of their
+singularly beautiful form and workmanship, he
+could not deny himself the pleasure of calling
+Wardle to look.</p>
+
+<p>The guest-room was close at hand. Mr.
+Wardle, having been already disturbed by the<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_169" id="Page_169">[169]</a></span>
+locking up of the house, was fully awakened by
+the entrance of his host into the room with a
+candle in his hand. The look of excitement on
+Mr. Batchel&rsquo;s face could not escape the observation
+even of a man still yawning, and Mr.
+Wardle at once exclaimed &ldquo;What&rsquo;s up?&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;I have got them,&rdquo; said Mr. Batchel, in a
+hushed voice.</p>
+
+<p>His guest, who had forgotten all about the
+censers, began by interpreting &ldquo;them&rdquo; to mean
+a nervous disorder that is plural by nature, and
+so was full of sympathy and counsel. When,
+however, his host had made him understand the
+facts, he became merely impatient.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Won&rsquo;t you come and look?&rdquo; said Mr.
+Batchel.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Not I,&rdquo; said Wardle, &ldquo;I shall do where I
+am.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;They are in excellent preservation,&rdquo; said
+Mr. Batchel.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Then they will keep till morning,&rdquo; was the
+answer.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;But just come and tell me what you think
+of them,&rdquo; said Mr. Batchel, making a last
+attempt.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;I could tell you what I think of them,&rdquo;
+answered Wardle, &ldquo;without leaving my bed,
+which I have no intention of leaving; but I have
+to leave Stoneground to-morrow, and I don&rsquo;t<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_170" id="Page_170">[170]</a></span>
+want to hurt your feelings, so &lsquo;Good-night.&rsquo;&rdquo;
+Upon this, he turned over in bed and gave a
+loud snore, which Mr. Batchel accepted as a
+manifesto. He has never ceased to regret that
+he did not compel his guest to see the censers,
+but he did not then foresee the sore need he
+would have of a witness. He answered his
+friend&rsquo;s good-night, and returned to his own
+room. Once more he admired the two censers
+as their graceful outlines stood out, sharp and
+clear, against the white handkerchief, and having
+done this, he was soon in bed and asleep.
+To the men in the boat he had not given
+another thought, since he became possessed of
+the box they had left behind; of the other
+contents of the box he had thought as little,
+since he had secured the chief treasures of
+which he had been so long in search.</p>
+
+<p>Now, Mr. Wardle, when he arose in the
+morning, felt somewhat ashamed of his surliness
+of the preceding night. His repudiation of all
+interest in the censers had not been quite
+sincere, for beneath his affectation of unconcern
+there lay a genuine curiosity about his friend&rsquo;s
+discovery. Before he had finished dressing,
+therefore, he crossed over into Mr. Batchel&rsquo;s
+room. The censers, to his surprise, were nowhere
+to be seen. His host, less to his surprise,
+was still fast asleep. Mr. Wardle opened the<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_171" id="Page_171">[171]</a></span>
+drawers, one by one, in search of the censers,
+but the drawers proved to be all quite full
+of clothing. He looked with no more success
+into every other place where they might have
+been bestowed. His mind was always ready
+with a grotesque idea, &ldquo;Blest if he hasn&rsquo;t
+taken them to bed with him,&rdquo; he said aloud,
+and at the sound of his voice Mr. Batchel
+awoke.</p>
+
+<p>His eyes, as soon as they were open, turned
+to the chest of drawers; and what he saw there,
+or rather, what he failed to see, caused him,
+without more ado, to leap out of bed.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;What have you done with them?&rdquo; he cried
+out.</p>
+
+<p>The serious alarm of Mr. Batchel was so
+evident as to check the facetious reply which
+Wardle was about to frame. He contented
+himself with saying that he had not touched or
+seen the things.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Where are they?&rdquo; again cried Mr. Batchel,
+ignoring the disclaimer. &ldquo;You ought not to
+have touched them, they will not bear handling.
+Where are they?&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Wardle turned away in disgust. &ldquo;I
+expect,&rdquo; he said, &ldquo;they&rsquo;re where they&rsquo;ve been
+this three hundred and fifty years.&rdquo; Upon that
+he returned to his room, and went on with his
+dressing.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_172" id="Page_172">[172]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>Mr. Batchel immediately followed him, and
+looked eagerly round the room. He proceeded
+to open drawers, and to search, in a frenzied
+manner, in every possible, and in many an
+impossible, place of concealment. His distress
+was so patent that his friend soon ceased to
+trifle with it. By a few minutes serious conversation
+he made it clear that there had been
+no practical joking, and Mr. Batchel returned to
+his room in tears. &ldquo;Look here, Batchel,&rdquo; said
+Mr. Wardle as he left, &ldquo;you want a holiday.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>Within a few minutes Mr. Batchel returned
+fully dressed. &ldquo;You seem to think, Wardle,&rdquo; he
+said, &ldquo;that I have been dreaming about these
+censers. Come out into the garden and let me
+shew you the box and the other things.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Wardle was quite willing to assent to
+anything, if only out of pity, and the two went
+together into the garden, Mr. Batchel leading
+the way. Going at a great pace, they soon came
+to the path upon which the box had lain. The
+marks it had left upon the soft gravel were
+plain enough, and Mr. Batchel eagerly appealed
+to his friend to notice them. Of the box and
+its contents, however, there was no other trace.
+The whole adventure was described&mdash;the strange
+behaviour and subsequent flight of the terrier&mdash;the
+men with averted faces&mdash;the boat&mdash;and
+the opening of the box. Mr. Batchel tried to<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_173" id="Page_173">[173]</a></span>
+shake the obvious incredulity of his guest by
+pointing to the chisel which still lay beside
+the path. Mr. Wardle only replied, &ldquo;You want
+a holiday, Batchel! Let&rsquo;s go in to breakfast.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>Breakfast on that morning was not the
+cheerful meal it was wont to be. During the few
+minutes of waiting for it Mr. Batchel stood
+at the window of his dining-room looking out
+upon the site of the well which the gardener
+had now covered in. He rehearsed the whole
+of the adventure from first to last, wondering
+whether the new place of safety would ever
+be discovered. But he said no more to his
+guest; his heart was too full.</p>
+
+<p>The two breakfasted almost in silence,
+and the meal was scarcely over when the cab
+arrived to take Mr. Wardle to his train. Mr.
+Batchel bade him farewell, and saw him depart
+with genuine regret; he was returning sadly
+into the house when he heard his name called.
+It was Wardle, leaning out of the window of his
+cab as it drove away, and waving his hand,
+&ldquo;Batchel,&rdquo; he cried again, &ldquo;mind you take a
+holiday.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_174" id="Page_174">[174]</a><br /><a name="Page_175" id="Page_175">[175]</a></span></p>
+
+
+<h2><a name="IX" id="IX"></a>IX.<br />
+
+<span class="stl">THE KIRK SPOOK.</span></h2>
+
+
+<p>Before many years have passed it will be
+hard to find a person who has ever seen a Parish
+Clerk. The Parish Clerk is all but extinct. Our
+grandfathers knew him well&mdash;an oldish, clean-shaven
+man, who looked as if he had never been
+young, who dressed in rusty black, bestowed
+upon him, as often as not, by the Rector, and
+who usually wore a white tie on Sundays, out of
+respect for the seriousness of his office. He it
+was who laid out the Rector&rsquo;s robes, and helped
+him to put them on; who found the places in
+the large Bible and Prayer Book, and indicated
+them by means of decorous silken bookmarkers;
+who lighted and snuffed the candles
+in the pulpit and desk, and attended to the little
+stove in the squire&rsquo;s pew; who ran busily about,
+in short, during the quarter-hour which preceded
+Divine Service, doing a hundred little things,
+with all the activity, and much of the appearance,
+of a beetle.</p>
+
+<p>Just such a one was Caleb Dean, who was
+Clerk of Stoneground in the days of William IV.
+Small in stature, he possessed a voice which<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_176" id="Page_176">[176]</a></span>
+Nature seemed to have meant for a giant, and in
+the discharge of his duties he had a dignity of
+manner disproportionate even to his voice. No
+one was afraid to sing when he led the Psalm, so
+certain was it that no other voice could be
+noticed, and the gracious condescension with
+which he received his meagre fees would have been
+ample acknowledgment of double their amount.</p>
+
+<p>Man, however, cannot live by dignity alone,
+and Caleb was glad enough to be sexton as well
+as clerk, and to undertake any other duties by
+which he might add to his modest income. He
+kept the Churchyard tidy, trimmed the lamps,
+chimed the bells, taught the choir their simple
+tunes, turned the barrel of the organ, and
+managed the stoves.</p>
+
+<p>It was this last duty in particular, which
+took him into Church &ldquo;last thing,&rdquo; as he used
+to call it, on Saturday night. There were people
+in those days, and may be some in these, whom
+nothing would induce to enter a Church at midnight;
+Caleb, however, was so much at home
+there that all hours were alike to him. He was
+never an early man on Saturdays. His wife,
+who insisted upon sitting up for him, would
+often knit her way into Sunday before he
+appeared, and even then would find it hard to
+get him to bed. Caleb, in fact, when off duty,
+was a genial little fellow; he had many friends,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_177" id="Page_177">[177]</a></span>
+and on Saturday evenings he knew where to
+find them.</p>
+
+<p>It was not, therefore, until the evening was
+spent that he went to make up his fires; and his
+voice, which served for other singing than that
+of Psalms, could usually be heard, within a little
+of midnight, beguiling the way to Church with
+snatches of convivial songs. Many a belated
+traveller, homeward bound, would envy him his
+spirits, but no one envied him his duties. Even
+such as walked with him to the neighbourhood
+of the Churchyard would bid him &ldquo;Good night&rdquo;
+whilst still a long way from the gate. They
+would see him disappear into the gloom
+amongst the graves, and shudder as they
+turned homewards.</p>
+
+<p>Caleb, meanwhile, was perfectly content.
+He knew every stone in the path; long practice
+enabled him, even on the darkest night, to
+thrust his huge key into the lock at the first
+attempt, and on the night we are about to
+describe&mdash;it had come to Mr. Batchel from an
+old man who heard it from Caleb&rsquo;s lips&mdash;he
+did it with a feeling of unusual cheerfulness
+and contentment.</p>
+
+<p>Caleb always locked himself in. A prank
+had once been played upon him, which had
+greatly wounded his dignity; and though it had
+been no midnight prank, he had taken care, ever<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_178" id="Page_178">[178]</a></span>
+since, to have the Church to himself. He locked
+the door, therefore, as usual, on the night we
+speak of, and made his way to the stove. He
+used no candle. He opened the little iron door
+of the stove, and obtained sufficient light to
+shew him the fuel he had laid in readiness; then,
+when he had made up his fire, he closed this
+door again, and left the Church in darkness. He
+never could say what induced him upon this
+occasion to remain there after his task was
+done. He knew that his wife was sitting up, as
+usual, and that, as usual, he would have to hear
+what she had to say. Yet, instead of making
+his way home, he sat down in the corner of the
+nearest seat. He supposed that he must have
+felt tired, but had no distinct recollection of it.</p>
+
+<p>The Church was not absolutely dark. Caleb
+remembered that he could make out the outlines
+of the windows, and that through the window
+nearest to him he saw a few stars. After his
+eyes had grown accustomed to the gloom he
+could see the lines of the seats taking shape in
+the darkness, and he had not long sat there
+before he could dimly see everything there was.
+At last he began to distinguish where books lay
+upon the shelf in front of him. And then he
+closed his eyes. He does not admit having
+fallen asleep, even for a moment. But the seat
+was restful, the neighbouring stove was growing<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_179" id="Page_179">[179]</a></span>
+warm, he had been through a long and joyous
+evening, and it was natural that he should at
+least close his eyes.</p>
+
+<p>He insisted that it was only for a moment.
+Something, he could not say what, caused him
+to open his eyes again immediately. The
+closing of them seemed to have improved what
+may be called his dark sight. He saw everything
+in the Church quite distinctly, in a sort
+of grey light. The pulpit stood out, large and
+bulky, in front. Beyond that, he passed his eyes
+along the four windows on the north side of the
+Church. He looked again at the stars, still
+visible through the nearest window on his left
+hand as he was sitting. From that, his eyes fell
+to the further end of the seat in front of him,
+where he could even see a faint gleam of
+polished wood. He traced this gleam to the
+middle of the seat, until it disappeared in black
+shadow, and upon that his eye passed on to the
+seat he was in, and there he saw a man sitting
+beside him.</p>
+
+<p>Caleb described the man very clearly. He
+was, he said, a pale, old-fashioned looking man,
+with something very churchy about him.
+Reasoning also with great clearness, he said
+that the stranger had not come into the Church
+either with him or after him, and that therefore
+he must have been there before him. And in<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_180" id="Page_180">[180]</a></span>
+that case, seeing that the Church had been
+locked since two in the afternoon, the
+stranger must have been there for a considerable
+time.</p>
+
+<p>Caleb was puzzled; turning therefore, to
+the stranger, he asked, &ldquo;How long have you
+been here?&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>The stranger answered at once, &ldquo;Six hundred
+years.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Oh! come!&rdquo; said Caleb.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Come where?&rdquo; said the stranger.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Well, if you come to that, come out,&rdquo; said
+Caleb.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;I wish I could,&rdquo; said the stranger, and
+heaved a great sigh.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;What&rsquo;s to prevent you?&rdquo; said Caleb.
+&ldquo;There&rsquo;s the door, and here&rsquo;s the key.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;That&rsquo;s it,&rdquo; said the other.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Of course it is,&rdquo; said Caleb. &ldquo;Come
+along.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>With that he proceeded to take the
+stranger by the sleeve, and then it was that
+he says you might have knocked him down
+with a feather. His hand went right into the
+place where the sleeve seemed to be, and Caleb
+distinctly saw two of the stranger&rsquo;s buttons
+on the top of his own knuckles.</p>
+
+<p>He hastily withdrew his hand, which began
+to feel icy cold, and sat still, not knowing what<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_181" id="Page_181">[181]</a></span>
+to say next. He found that the stranger was
+gently chuckling with laughter, and this
+annoyed him.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;What are you laughing at?&rdquo; he enquired
+peevishly.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;It&rsquo;s not funny enough for two,&rdquo; answered
+the other.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Who are you, anyhow?&rdquo; said Caleb.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;I am the kirk spook,&rdquo; was the reply.</p>
+
+<p>Now Caleb had not the least notion what
+a &ldquo;kirk spook&rdquo; was. He was not willing to
+admit his ignorance, but his curiosity was too
+much for his pride, and he asked for information.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Every Church has a spook,&rdquo; said the
+stranger, &ldquo;and I am the spook of this one.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Oh,&rdquo; said Caleb, &ldquo;I&rsquo;ve been about this
+Church a many years, but I&rsquo;ve never seen you
+before.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;That,&rdquo; said the spook, &ldquo;is because you&rsquo;ve
+always been moving about. I&rsquo;m very flimsy&mdash;very
+flimsy indeed&mdash;and I can only keep myself
+together when everything is quite still.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Well,&rdquo; said Caleb, &ldquo;you&rsquo;ve got your
+chance now. What are you going to do with
+it?&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;I want to go out,&rdquo; said the spook, &ldquo;I&rsquo;m
+tired of this Church, and I&rsquo;ve been alone for six
+hundred years. It&rsquo;s a long time.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_182" id="Page_182">[182]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;It does seem rather a long time,&rdquo; said
+Caleb, &ldquo;but why don&rsquo;t you go if you want to?
+There&rsquo;s three doors.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;That&rsquo;s just it,&rdquo; said the spook, &ldquo;They keep
+me in.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;What?&rdquo; said Caleb, &ldquo;when they&rsquo;re open.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Open or shut,&rdquo; said the spook, &ldquo;it&rsquo;s all
+one.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Well, then,&rdquo; said Caleb, &ldquo;what about the
+windows?&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Every bit as bad,&rdquo; said the spook, &ldquo;They&rsquo;re
+all pointed.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>Caleb felt out of his depth. Open doors and
+windows that kept a person in&mdash;if it was a
+person&mdash;seemed to want a little understanding.
+And the flimsier the person, too, the easier it
+ought to be for him to go where he wanted.
+Also, what could it matter whether they were
+pointed or not?</p>
+
+<p>The latter question was the one which Caleb
+asked first.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Six hundred years ago,&rdquo; said the spook,
+&ldquo;all arches were made round, and when these
+pointed things came in I cursed them. I hate
+new-fangled things.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;That wouldn&rsquo;t hurt them much,&rdquo; said
+Caleb.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;I said I would never go under one of
+them,&rdquo; said the spook.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_183" id="Page_183">[183]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;That would matter more to you than to
+them,&rdquo; said Caleb.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;It does,&rdquo; said the spook, with another great
+sigh.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;But you could easily change your mind,&rdquo;
+said Caleb.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;I was tied to it,&rdquo; said the spook, &ldquo;I was
+told that I never more should go under one
+of them, whether I would or not.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Some people will tell you anything,&rdquo;
+answered Caleb.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;It was a Bishop,&rdquo; explained the spook.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Ah!&rdquo; said Caleb, &ldquo;that&rsquo;s different, of
+course.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>The spook told Caleb how often he had tried
+to go under the pointed arches, sometimes of
+the doors, sometimes of the windows, and how
+a stream of wind always struck him from the
+point of the arch, and drifted him back into
+the Church. He had long given up trying.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;You should have been outside,&rdquo; said Caleb,
+&ldquo;before they built the last door.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;It was my Church,&rdquo; said the spook, &ldquo;and
+I was too proud to leave.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>Caleb began to sympathise with the spook.
+He had a pride in the Church himself, and disliked
+even to hear another person say Amen
+before him. He also began to be a little jealous
+of this stranger who had been six hundred years<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_184" id="Page_184">[184]</a></span>
+in possession of the Church in which Caleb had
+believed himself, under the Vicar, to be master.
+And he began to plot.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Why do you want to get out?&rdquo; he
+asked.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;I&rsquo;m no use here,&rdquo; was the reply, &ldquo;I don&rsquo;t
+get enough to do to keep myself warm. And I
+know there are scores of Churches now without
+any kirk-spooks at all. I can hear their cheap
+little bells dinging every Sunday.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;There&rsquo;s very few bells hereabouts,&rdquo; said
+Caleb.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;There&rsquo;s no hereabouts for spooks,&rdquo; said the
+other. &ldquo;We can hear any distance you like.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;But what good are you at all?&rdquo; said Caleb.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Good!&rdquo; said the spook. &ldquo;Don&rsquo;t we secure
+proper respect for Churches, especially after
+dark? A Church would be like any other place
+if it wasn&rsquo;t for us. You must know that.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Well, then,&rdquo; said Caleb, &ldquo;you&rsquo;re no good
+here. This Church is all right. What will you
+give me to let you out?&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Can you do it?&rdquo; asked the spook.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;What will you give me?&rdquo; said Caleb.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;I&rsquo;ll say a good word for you amongst the
+spooks,&rdquo; said the other.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;What good will that do me?&rdquo; said Caleb.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;A good word never did anybody any harm
+yet,&rdquo; answered the spook.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_185" id="Page_185">[185]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Very well then, come along,&rdquo; said Caleb.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Gently then,&rdquo; said the spook; &ldquo;don&rsquo;t make
+a draught.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Not yet,&rdquo; said Caleb, and he drew the spook
+very carefully (as one takes a vessel quite full of
+water) from the seat.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;I can&rsquo;t go under pointed arches,&rdquo; cried the
+spook, as Caleb moved off.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Nobody wants you to,&rdquo; said Caleb. &ldquo;Keep
+close to me.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>He led the spook down the aisle to the angle
+of the wall where a small iron shutter covered
+an opening into the flue. It was used by the
+chimney sweep alone, but Caleb had another use
+for it now. Calling to the spook to keep close,
+he suddenly removed the shutter.</p>
+
+<p>The fires were by this time burning briskly.
+There was a strong up-draught as the shutter
+was removed. Caleb felt something rush across
+his face, and heard a cheerful laugh away up in
+the chimney. Then he knew that he was alone.
+He replaced the shutter, gave another look at
+his stoves, took the keys, and made his way
+home.</p>
+
+<p>He found his wife asleep in her chair, sat
+down and took off his boots, and awakened her
+by throwing them across the kitchen.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;I&rsquo;ve been wondering when you&rsquo;d wake,&rdquo; he
+said.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_186" id="Page_186">[186]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;What?&rdquo; she said, &ldquo;Have you been in long?&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Look at the clock,&rdquo; said Caleb. &ldquo;Half
+after twelve.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;My gracious,&rdquo; said his wife. &ldquo;Let&rsquo;s be off
+to bed.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Did you tell her about the spook?&rdquo; he was
+naturally asked.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Not I,&rdquo; said Caleb. &ldquo;You know what
+she&rsquo;d say. Same as she always does of a
+Saturday night.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p class="tb">*<span class="ast">*</span><span class="ast">*</span><span class="ast">*</span><span class="ast">*</span><span class="ast">*</span><span class="ast">*</span></p>
+
+<p>This fable Mr. Batchel related with reluctance.
+His attitude towards it was wholly
+deprecatory. Psychic phenomena, he said, lay
+outside the province of the mere humourist,
+and the levity with which they had been treated
+was largely responsible for the presumptuous
+materialism of the age.</p>
+
+<p>He said more, as he warmed to the subject,
+than can here be repeated. The reader of the
+foregoing tales, however, will be interested to
+know that Mr. Batchel&rsquo;s own attitude was one
+of humble curiosity. He refused even to guess
+why the <i lang="fr" xml:lang="fr">revenant</i> was sometimes invisible, and
+at other times partly or wholly visible; sometimes
+capable of using physical force, and at
+other times powerless. He knew that they had
+their periods, and that was all.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_187" id="Page_187">[187]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>There is room, he said, for the romancer in
+these matters; but for the humourist, none.
+Romance was the play of intelligence about
+the confines of truth. The invisible world, like
+the visible, must have its romancers, its
+explorers, and its interpreters; but the time
+of the last was not yet come.</p>
+
+<p>Criticism, he observed in conclusion, was
+wholesome and necessary. But of the idle and
+mischievous remarks which were wont to pose
+as criticism, he held none in so much contempt
+as the cheap and irrational <strong class="smcap">Pooh-Pooh</strong>.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_188" id="Page_188">[188]</a></span></p>
+
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+Title: The Stoneground Ghost Tales
+ Compiled from the recollections of the reverend Roland
+ Batchel, the vicar of the parish.
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+
+ THE STONEGROUND
+ GHOST TALES
+
+ COMPILED FROM THE RECOLLECTIONS OF
+ THE REVEREND ROLAND BATCHEL,
+ VICAR OF THE PARISH.
+
+ BY
+
+ E. G. SWAIN
+
+ CAMBRIDGE:
+ W. HEFFER & SONS LTD.
+ 1912
+
+
+
+
+ TO
+
+ MONTAGUE RHODES JAMES
+
+ (LITT.D., HON. LITT.D. DUBLIN,
+ HON. LL.D. ST. ANDR., F.B.A., F.S.A., ETC.)
+ PROVOST OF KING'S COLLEGE, CAMBRIDGE,
+ FOR TWENTY PLEASANT YEARS MR. BATCHEL'S FRIEND,
+ AND THE INDULGENT PARENT OF SUCH TASTES
+ AS THESE PAGES INDICATE.
+
+
+
+
+CONTENTS
+
+
+ PAGE
+ I.--THE MAN WITH THE ROLLER 1
+
+ II.--BONE TO HIS BONE 19
+
+ III.--THE RICHPINS 35
+
+ IV.--THE EASTERN WINDOW 63
+
+ V.--LUBRIETTA 83
+
+ VI.--THE ROCKERY 103
+
+ VII.--THE INDIAN LAMP SHADE 123
+
+ VIII.--THE PLACE OF SAFETY 147
+
+ IX.--THE KIRK SPOOK 175
+
+
+
+
+I.
+
+THE MAN WITH THE ROLLER.
+
+
+On the edge of that vast tract of East Anglia, which retains its
+ancient name of the Fens, there may be found, by those who know where
+to seek it, a certain village called Stoneground. It was once a
+picturesque village. To-day it is not to be called either a village,
+or picturesque. Man dwells not in one "house of clay," but in two, and
+the material of the second is drawn from the earth upon which this and
+the neighbouring villages stood. The unlovely signs of the industry
+have changed the place alike in aspect and in population. Many who have
+seen the fossil skeletons of great saurians brought out of the clay
+in which they have lain from pre-historic times, have thought that
+the inhabitants of the place have not since changed for the better.
+The chief habitations, however, have their foundations not upon clay,
+but upon a bed of gravel which anciently gave to the place its name,
+and upon the highest part of this gravel stands, and has stood for
+many centuries, the Parish Church, dominating the landscape for miles
+around.
+
+Stoneground, however, is no longer the inaccessible village, which in
+the middle ages stood out above a waste of waters. Occasional floods
+serve to indicate what was once its ordinary outlook, but in more
+recent times the construction of roads and railways, and the drainage
+of the Fens, have given it freedom of communication with the world from
+which it was formerly isolated.
+
+The Vicarage of Stoneground stands hard by the Church, and is renowned
+for its spacious garden, part of which, and that (as might be expected)
+the part nearest the house, is of ancient date. To the original plot
+successive Vicars have added adjacent lands, so that the garden has
+gradually acquired the state in which it now appears.
+
+The Vicars have been many in number. Since Henry de Greville was
+instituted in the year 1140 there have been 30, all of whom have lived,
+and most of whom have died, in successive vicarage houses upon the
+present site.
+
+The present incumbent, Mr. Batchel, is a solitary man of somewhat
+studious habits, but is not too much enamoured of his solitude to
+receive visits, from time to time, from schoolboys and such. In the
+summer of the year 1906 he entertained two, who are the occasion of
+this narrative, though still unconscious of their part in it, for
+one of the two, celebrating his 15th birthday during his visit to
+Stoneground, was presented by Mr. Batchel with a new camera, with which
+he proceeded to photograph, with considerable skill, the surroundings
+of the house.
+
+One of these photographs Mr. Batchel thought particularly pleasing. It
+was a view of the house with the lawn in the foreground. A few small
+copies, such as the boy's camera was capable of producing, were sent
+to him by his young friend, some weeks after the visit, and again Mr.
+Batchel was so much pleased with the picture, that he begged for the
+negative, with the intention of having the view enlarged.
+
+The boy met the request with what seemed a needlessly modest plea.
+There were two negatives, he replied, but each of them had, in the same
+part of the picture, a small blur for which there was no accounting
+otherwise than by carelessness. His desire, therefore, was to discard
+these films, and to produce something more worthy of enlargement, upon
+a subsequent visit.
+
+Mr. Batchel, however, persisted in his request, and upon receipt of the
+negative, examined it with a lens. He was just able to detect the blur
+alluded to; an examination under a powerful glass, in fact revealed
+something more than he had at first detected. The blur was like the
+nucleus of a comet as one sees it represented in pictures, and seemed
+to be connected with a faint streak which extended across the negative.
+It was, however, so inconsiderable a defect that Mr. Batchel resolved
+to disregard it. He had a neighbour whose favourite pastime was
+photography, one who was notably skilled in everything that pertained
+to the art, and to him he sent the negative, with the request for an
+enlargement, reminding him of a long-standing promise to do any such
+service, when as had now happened, his friend might see fit to ask it.
+
+This neighbour who had acquired such skill in photography was one Mr.
+Groves, a young clergyman, residing in the Precincts of the Minster
+near at hand, which was visible from Mr. Batchel's garden. He lodged
+with a Mrs. Rumney, a superannuated servant of the Palace, and a
+strong-minded vigorous woman still, exactly such a one as Mr. Groves
+needed to have about him. For he was a constant trial to Mrs. Rumney,
+and but for the wholesome fear she begot in him, would have converted
+his rooms into a mere den. Her carpets and tablecloths were continually
+bespattered with chemicals; her chimney-piece ornaments had been
+unceremoniously stowed away and replaced by labelled bottles; even the
+bed of Mr. Groves was, by day, strewn with drying films and mounts, and
+her old and favourite cat had a bald patch on his flank, the result of
+a mishap with the pyrogallic acid.
+
+Mrs. Rumney's lodger, however, was a great favourite with her, as
+such helpless men are apt to be with motherly women, and she took no
+small pride in his work. A life-size portrait of herself, originally a
+peace-offering, hung in her parlour, and had long excited the envy of
+every friend who took tea with her.
+
+"Mr. Groves," she was wont to say, "is a nice gentleman, AND a
+gentleman; and chemical though he may be, I'd rather wait on him for
+nothing than what I would on anyone else for twice the money."
+
+Every new piece of photographic work was of interest to Mrs. Rumney,
+and she expected to be allowed both to admire and to criticise. The
+view of Stoneground Vicarage, therefore, was shown to her upon its
+arrival. "Well may it want enlarging," she remarked, "and it no
+bigger than a postage stamp; it looks more like a doll's house than a
+vicarage," and with this she went about her work, whilst Mr. Groves
+retired to his dark room with the film, to see what he could make of
+the task assigned to him.
+
+Two days later, after repeated visits to his dark room, he had made
+something considerable; and when Mrs. Rumney brought him his chop for
+luncheon, she was lost in admiration. A large but unfinished print
+stood upon his easel, and such a picture of Stoneground Vicarage was in
+the making as was calculated to delight both the young photographer and
+the Vicar.
+
+Mr. Groves spent only his mornings, as a rule, in photography. His
+afternoons he gave to pastoral work, and the work upon this enlargement
+was over for the day. It required little more than "touching up,"
+but it was this "touching up" which made the difference between
+the enlargements of Mr. Groves and those of other men. The print,
+therefore, was to be left upon the easel until the morrow, when it
+was to be finished. Mrs. Rumney and he, together, gave it an admiring
+inspection as she was carrying away the tray, and what they agreed in
+admiring most particularly was the smooth and open stretch of lawn,
+which made so excellent a foreground for the picture. "It looks," said
+Mrs. Rumney, who had once been young, "as if it was waiting for someone
+to come and dance on it."
+
+Mr. Groves left his lodgings--we must now be particular about the
+hours--at half-past two, with the intention of returning, as usual,
+at five. "As reg'lar as a clock," Mrs. Rumney was wont to say, "and a
+sight more reg'lar than some clocks I knows of."
+
+Upon this day he was, nevertheless, somewhat late, some visit had
+detained him unexpectedly, and it was a quarter-past five when he
+inserted his latch-key in Mrs. Rumney's door.
+
+Hardly had he entered, when his landlady, obviously awaiting him,
+appeared in the passage: her face, usually florid, was of the colour
+of parchment, and, breathing hurriedly and shortly, she pointed at the
+door of Mr. Groves' room.
+
+In some alarm at her condition, Mr. Groves hastily questioned her; all
+she could say was: "The photograph! the photograph!" Mr. Groves could
+only suppose that his enlargement had met with some mishap for which
+Mrs. Rumney was responsible. Perhaps she had allowed it to flutter into
+the fire. He turned towards his room in order to discover the worst,
+but at this Mrs. Rumney laid a trembling hand upon his arm, and held
+him back. "Don't go in," she said, "have your tea in the parlour."
+
+"Nonsense," said Mr. Groves, "if that is gone we can easily do another."
+
+"Gone," said his landlady, "I wish to Heaven it was."
+
+The ensuing conversation shall not detain us. It will suffice to say
+that after a considerable time Mr. Groves succeeded in quieting his
+landlady, so much so that she consented, still trembling violently, to
+enter the room with him. To speak truth, she was as much concerned for
+him as for herself, and she was not by nature a timid woman.
+
+The room, so far from disclosing to Mr. Groves any cause for
+excitement, appeared wholly unchanged. In its usual place stood every
+article of his stained and ill-used furniture, on the easel stood the
+photograph, precisely where he had left it; and except that his tea was
+not upon the table, everything was in its usual state and place.
+
+But Mrs. Rumney again became excited and tremulous, "It's there," she
+cried. "Look at the lawn."
+
+Mr. Groves stepped quickly forward and looked at the photograph. Then
+he turned as pale as Mrs. Rumney herself.
+
+There was a man, a man with an indescribably horrible suffering face,
+rolling the lawn with a large roller.
+
+Mr. Groves retreated in amazement to where Mrs. Rumney had remained
+standing. "Has anyone been in here?" he asked.
+
+"Not a soul," was the reply, "I came in to make up the fire, and
+turned to have another look at the picture, when I saw that dead-alive
+face at the edge. It gave me the creeps," she said, "particularly from
+not having noticed it before. If that's anyone in Stoneground, I said
+to myself, I wonder the Vicar has him in the garden with that awful
+face. It took that hold of me I thought I must come and look at it
+again, and at five o'clock I brought your tea in. And then I saw him
+moved along right in front, with a roller dragging behind him, like you
+see."
+
+Mr. Groves was greatly puzzled. Mrs. Rumney's story, of course, was
+incredible, but this strange evil-faced man had appeared in the
+photograph somehow. That he had not been there when the print was made
+was quite certain.
+
+The problem soon ceased to alarm Mr. Groves; in his mind it was
+investing itself with a scientific interest. He began to think of
+suspended chemical action, and other possible avenues of investigation.
+At Mrs. Rumney's urgent entreaty, however, he turned the photograph
+upon the easel, and with only its white back presented to the room, he
+sat down and ordered tea to be brought in.
+
+He did not look again at the picture. The face of the man had about it
+something unnaturally painful: he could remember, and still see, as
+it were, the drawn features, and the look of the man had unaccountably
+distressed him.
+
+He finished his slight meal, and having lit a pipe, began to brood over
+the scientific possibilities of the problem. Had any other photograph
+upon the original film become involved in the one he had enlarged? Had
+the image of any other face, distorted by the enlarging lens, become
+a part of this picture? For the space of two hours he debated this
+possibility, and that, only to reject them all. His optical knowledge
+told him that no conceivable accident could have brought into his
+picture a man with a roller. No negative of his had ever contained such
+a man; if it had, no natural causes would suffice to leave him, as it
+were, hovering about the apparatus.
+
+His repugnance to the actual thing had by this time lost its freshness,
+and he determined to end his scientific musings with another inspection
+of the object. So he approached the easel and turned the photograph
+round again. His horror returned, and with good cause. The man with
+the roller had now advanced to the middle of the lawn. The face was
+stricken still with the same indescribable look of suffering. The man
+seemed to be appealing to the spectator for some kind of help. Almost,
+he spoke.
+
+Mr. Groves was naturally reduced to a condition of extreme nervous
+excitement. Although not by nature what is called a nervous man, he
+trembled from head to foot. With a sudden effort, he turned away
+his head, took hold of the picture with his outstretched hand, and
+opening a drawer in his sideboard thrust the thing underneath a folded
+tablecloth which was lying there. Then he closed the drawer and took up
+an entertaining book to distract his thoughts from the whole matter.
+
+In this he succeeded very ill. Yet somehow the rest of the evening
+passed, and as it wore away, he lost something of his alarm. At ten
+o'clock, Mrs. Rumney, knocking and receiving answer twice, lest by any
+chance she should find herself alone in the room, brought in the cocoa
+usually taken by her lodger at that hour. A hasty glance at the easel
+showed her that it stood empty, and her face betrayed her relief. She
+made no comment, and Mr. Groves invited none.
+
+The latter, however, could not make up his mind to go to bed. The face
+he had seen was taking firm hold upon his imagination, and seemed to
+fascinate him and repel him at the same time. Before long, he found
+himself wholly unable to resist the impulse to look at it once more.
+He took it again, with some indecision, from the drawer and laid it
+under the lamp.
+
+The man with the roller had now passed completely over the lawn, and
+was near the left of the picture.
+
+The shock to Mr. Groves was again considerable. He stood facing the
+fire, trembling with excitement which refused to be suppressed. In
+this state his eye lighted upon the calendar hanging before him, and
+it furnished him with some distraction. The next day was his mother's
+birthday. Never did he omit to write a letter which should lie upon
+her breakfast-table, and the pre-occupation of this evening had
+made him wholly forgetful of the matter. There was a collection of
+letters, however, from the pillar-box near at hand, at a quarter before
+midnight, so he turned to his desk, wrote a letter which would at least
+serve to convey his affectionate greetings, and having written it, went
+out into the night and posted it.
+
+The clocks were striking midnight as he returned to his room. We may be
+sure that he did not resist the desire to glance at the photograph he
+had left on his table. But the results of that glance, he, at any rate,
+had not anticipated. The man with the roller had disappeared. The lawn
+lay as smooth and clear as at first, "looking," as Mrs. Rumney had
+said, "as if it was waiting for someone to come and dance on it."
+
+The photograph, after this, remained a photograph and nothing more. Mr.
+Groves would have liked to persuade himself that it had never undergone
+these changes which he had witnessed, and which we have endeavoured to
+describe, but his sense of their reality was too insistent. He kept
+the print lying for a week upon his easel. Mrs. Rumney, although she
+had ceased to dread it, was obviously relieved at its disappearance,
+when it was carried to Stoneground to be delivered to Mr. Batchel.
+Mr. Groves said nothing of the man with the roller, but gave the
+enlargement, without comment, into his friend's hands. The work of
+enlargement had been skilfully done, and was deservedly praised.
+
+Mr. Groves, making some modest disclaimer, observed that the view, with
+its spacious foreground of lawn, was such as could not have failed to
+enlarge well. And this lawn, he added, as they sat looking out of the
+Vicar's study, looks as well from within your house as from without.
+It must give you a sense of responsibility, he added, reflectively, to
+be sitting where your predecessors have sat for so many centuries and
+to be continuing their peaceful work. The mere presence before your
+window, of the turf upon which good men have walked, is an inspiration.
+
+The Vicar made no reply to these somewhat sententious remarks. For
+a moment he seemed as if he would speak some words of conventional
+assent. Then he abruptly left the room, to return in a few minutes with
+a parchment book.
+
+"Your remark, Groves," he said as he seated himself again, "recalled to
+me a curious bit of history: I went up to the old library to get the
+book. This is the journal of William Longue who was Vicar here up to
+the year 1602. What you said about the lawn will give you an interest
+in a certain portion of the journal. I will read it."
+
+ Aug. 1, 1600.--I am now returned in haste from a journey to
+ Brightelmstone whither I had gone with full intention to
+ remain about the space of two months. Master Josiah Wilburton,
+ of my dear College of Emmanuel, having consented to assume
+ the charge of my parish of Stoneground in the meantime. But
+ I had intelligence, after 12 days' absence, by a messenger
+ from the Churchwardens, that Master Wilburton had disappeared
+ last Monday sennight, and had been no more seen. So here I am
+ again in my study to the entire frustration of my plans, and
+ can do nothing in my perplexity but sit and look out from my
+ window, before which Andrew Birch rolleth the grass with much
+ persistence. Andrew passeth so many times over the same place
+ with his roller that I have just now stepped without to demand
+ why he so wasteth his labour, and upon this he hath pointed out
+ a place which is not levelled, and hath continued his rolling.
+
+
+ Aug. 2.--There is a change in Andrew Birch since my absence, who
+ hath indeed the aspect of one in great depression, which is
+ noteworthy of so chearful a man. He haply shares our common
+ trouble in respect of Master Wilburton, of whom we remain
+ without tidings. Having made part of a sermon upon the seventh
+ Chapter of the former Epistle of St. Paul to the Corinthians
+ and the 27th verse, I found Andrew again at his task, and bade
+ him desist and saddle my horse, being minded to ride forth and
+ take counsel with my good friend John Palmer at the Deanery,
+ who bore Master Wilburton great affection.
+
+
+ Aug. 2 continued.--Dire news awaiteth me upon my return. The
+ Sheriff's men have disinterred the body of poor Master W. from
+ beneath the grass Andrew was rolling, and have arrested him on
+ the charge of being his cause of death.
+
+
+ Aug. 10--Alas! Andrew Birch hath been hanged, the Justice having
+ mercifully ordered that he should hang by the neck until he
+ should be dead, and not sooner molested. May the Lord have
+ mercy on his soul. He made full confession before me, that he
+ had slain Master Wilburton in heat upon his threatening to
+ make me privy to certain peculation of which I should not have
+ suspected so old a servant. The poor man bemoaned his evil
+ temper in great contrition, and beat his breast, saying that
+ he knew himself doomed for ever to roll the grass in the place
+ where he had tried to conceal his wicked fact.
+
+"Thank you," said Mr. Groves. "Has that little negative got the date
+upon it?" "Yes," replied Mr. Batchel, as he examined it with his glass.
+The boy has marked it August 10. The Vicar seemed not to remark the
+coincidence with the date of Birch's execution. Needless to say that it
+did not escape Mr. Groves. But he kept silence about the man with the
+roller, who has been no more seen to this day.
+
+Doubtless there is more in our photography than we yet know of. The
+camera sees more than the eye, and chemicals in a freshly prepared and
+active state, have a power which they afterwards lose. Our units of
+time, adopted for the convenience of persons dealing with the ordinary
+movements of material objects, are of course conventional. Those who
+turn the instruments of science upon nature will always be in danger of
+seeing more than they looked for. There is such a disaster as that of
+knowing too much, and at some time or another it may overtake each of
+us. May we then be as wise as Mr. Groves in our reticence, if our turn
+should come.
+
+
+
+
+II.
+
+BONE TO HIS BONE.
+
+
+William Whitehead, Fellow of Emmanuel College, in the University of
+Cambridge, became Vicar of Stoneground in the year 1731. The annals
+of his incumbency were doubtless short and simple: they have not
+survived. In his day were no newspapers to collect gossip, no Parish
+Magazines to record the simple events of parochial life. One event,
+however, of greater moment then than now, is recorded in two places.
+Vicar Whitehead failed in health after 23 years of work, and journeyed
+to Bath in what his monument calls "the vain hope of being restored."
+The duration of his visit is unknown; it is reasonable to suppose that
+he made his journey in the summer, it is certain that by the month of
+November his physician told him to lay aside all hope of recovery.
+
+Then it was that the thoughts of the patient turned to the comfortable
+straggling vicarage he had left at Stoneground, in which he had hoped
+to end his days. He prayed that his successor might be as happy there
+as he had been himself. Setting his affairs in order, as became one
+who had but a short time to live, he executed a will, bequeathing
+to the Vicars of Stoneground, for ever, the close of ground he had
+recently purchased because it lay next the vicarage garden. And by a
+codicil, he added to the bequest his library of books. Within a few
+days, William Whitehead was gathered to his fathers.
+
+A mural tablet in the north aisle of the church, records, in Latin, his
+services and his bequests, his two marriages, and his fruitless journey
+to Bath. The house he loved, but never again saw, was taken down 40
+years later, and re-built by Vicar James Devie. The garden, with Vicar
+Whitehead's "close of ground" and other adjacent lands, was opened out
+and planted, somewhat before 1850, by Vicar Robert Towerson. The aspect
+of everything has changed. But in a convenient chamber on the first
+floor of the present vicarage the library of Vicar Whitehead stands
+very much as he used it and loved it, and as he bequeathed it to his
+successors "for ever."
+
+The books there are arranged as he arranged and ticketed them. Little
+slips of paper, sometimes bearing interesting fragments of writing,
+still mark his places. His marginal comments still give life to pages
+from which all other interest has faded, and he would have but a dull
+imagination who could sit in the chamber amidst these books without
+ever being carried back 180 years into the past, to the time when the
+newest of them left the printer's hands.
+
+Of those into whose possession the books have come, some have doubtless
+loved them more, and some less; some, perhaps, have left them severely
+alone. But neither those who loved them, nor those who loved them not,
+have lost them, and they passed, some century and a half after William
+Whitehead's death, into the hands of Mr. Batchel, who loved them as a
+father loves his children. He lived alone, and had few domestic cares
+to distract his mind. He was able, therefore, to enjoy to the full what
+Vicar Whitehead had enjoyed so long before him. During many a long
+summer evening would he sit poring over long-forgotten books; and since
+the chamber, otherwise called the library, faced the south, he could
+also spend sunny winter mornings there without discomfort. Writing at
+a small table, or reading as he stood at a tall desk, he would browse
+amongst the books like an ox in a pleasant pasture.
+
+There were other times also, at which Mr. Batchel would use the books.
+Not being a sound sleeper (for book-loving men seldom are), he elected
+to use as a bedroom one of the two chambers which opened at either
+side into the library. The arrangement enabled him to beguile many a
+sleepless hour amongst the books, and in view of these nocturnal visits
+he kept a candle standing in a sconce above the desk, and matches
+always ready to his hand.
+
+There was one disadvantage in this close proximity of his bed to the
+library. Owing, apparently, to some defect in the fittings of the room,
+which, having no mechanical tastes, Mr. Batchel had never investigated,
+there could be heard, in the stillness of the night, exactly such
+sounds as might arise from a person moving about amongst the books.
+Visitors using the other adjacent room would often remark at breakfast,
+that they had heard their host in the library at one or two o'clock in
+the morning, when, in fact, he had not left his bed. Invariably Mr.
+Batchel allowed them to suppose that he had been where they thought
+him. He disliked idle controversy, and was unwilling to afford an
+opening for supernatural talk. Knowing well enough the sounds by which
+his guests had been deceived, he wanted no other explanation of them
+than his own, though it was of too vague a character to count as an
+explanation. He conjectured that the window-sashes, or the doors, or
+"something," were defective, and was too phlegmatic and too unpractical
+to make any investigation. The matter gave him no concern.
+
+Persons whose sleep is uncertain are apt to have their worst nights
+when they would like their best. The consciousness of a special need
+for rest seems to bring enough mental disturbance to forbid it. So on
+Christmas Eve, in the year 1907, Mr. Batchel, who would have liked to
+sleep well, in view of the labours of Christmas Day, lay hopelessly
+wide awake. He exhausted all the known devices for courting sleep,
+and, at the end, found himself wider awake than ever. A brilliant moon
+shone into his room, for he hated window-blinds. There was a light
+wind blowing, and the sounds in the library were more than usually
+suggestive of a person moving about. He almost determined to have the
+sashes "seen to," although he could seldom be induced to have anything
+"seen to." He disliked changes, even for the better, and would submit
+to great inconvenience rather than have things altered with which he
+had become familiar.
+
+As he revolved these matters in his mind, he heard the clocks strike
+the hour of midnight, and having now lost all hope of falling asleep,
+he rose from his bed, got into a large dressing gown which hung in
+readiness for such occasions, and passed into the library, with the
+intention of reading himself sleepy, if he could.
+
+The moon, by this time, had passed out of the south, and the library
+seemed all the darker by contrast with the moonlit chamber he had
+left. He could see nothing but two blue-grey rectangles formed by the
+windows against the sky, the furniture of the room being altogether
+invisible. Groping along to where the table stood, Mr. Batchel felt
+over its surface for the matches which usually lay there; he found,
+however, that the table was cleared of everything. He raised his right
+hand, therefore, in order to feel his way to a shelf where the matches
+were sometimes mislaid, and at that moment, whilst his hand was in
+mid-air, the matchbox was gently put into it!
+
+Such an incident could hardly fail to disturb even a phlegmatic person,
+and Mr. Batchel cried "Who's this?" somewhat nervously. There was no
+answer. He struck a match, looked hastily round the room, and found
+it empty, as usual. There was everything, that is to say, that he was
+accustomed to see, but no other person than himself.
+
+It is not quite accurate, however, to say that everything was in
+its usual state. Upon the tall desk lay a quarto volume that he had
+certainly not placed there. It was his quite invariable practice to
+replace his books upon the shelves after using them, and what we may
+call his library habits were precise and methodical. A book out of
+place like this, was not only an offence against good order, but a
+sign that his privacy had been intruded upon. With some surprise,
+therefore, he lit the candle standing ready in the sconce, and
+proceeded to examine the book, not sorry, in the disturbed condition in
+which he was, to have an occupation found for him.
+
+The book proved to be one with which he was unfamiliar, and this made
+it certain that some other hand than his had removed it from its place.
+Its title was "The Compleat Gard'ner" of M. de la Quintinye made
+English by John Evelyn Esquire. It was not a work in which Mr. Batchel
+felt any great interest. It consisted of divers reflections on various
+parts of husbandry, doubtless entertaining enough, but too deliberate
+and discursive for practical purposes. He had certainly never used the
+book, and growing restless now in mind, said to himself that some boy
+having the freedom of the house, had taken it down from its place in
+the hope of finding pictures.
+
+But even whilst he made this explanation he felt its weakness. To begin
+with, the desk was too high for a boy. The improbability that any boy
+would place a book there was equalled by the improbability that he
+would leave it there. To discover its uninviting character would be
+the work only of a moment, and no boy would have brought it so far from
+its shelf.
+
+Mr. Batchel had, however, come to read, and habit was too strong
+with him to be wholly set aside. Leaving "The Compleat Gard'ner" on
+the desk, he turned round to the shelves to find some more congenial
+reading.
+
+Hardly had he done this when he was startled by a sharp rap upon the
+desk behind him, followed by a rustling of paper. He turned quickly
+about and saw the quarto lying open. In obedience to the instinct of
+the moment, he at once sought a natural cause for what he saw. Only a
+wind, and that of the strongest, could have opened the book, and laid
+back its heavy cover; and though he accepted, for a brief moment, that
+explanation, he was too candid to retain it longer. The wind out of
+doors was very light. The window sash was closed and latched, and, to
+decide the matter finally, the book had its back, and not its edges,
+turned towards the only quarter from which a wind could strike.
+
+Mr. Batchel approached the desk again and stood over the book. With
+increasing perturbation of mind (for he still thought of the matchbox)
+he looked upon the open page. Without much reason beyond that he felt
+constrained to do something, he read the words of the half completed
+sentence at the turn of the page--
+
+ "at dead of night he left the house and passed into the
+ solitude of the garden."
+
+But he read no more, nor did he give himself the trouble of discovering
+whose midnight wandering was being described, although the habit was
+singularly like one of his own. He was in no condition for reading,
+and turning his back upon the volume he slowly paced the length of the
+chamber, "wondering at that which had come to pass."
+
+He reached the opposite end of the chamber and was in the act of
+turning, when again he heard the rustling of paper, and by the time he
+had faced round, saw the leaves of the book again turning over. In a
+moment the volume lay at rest, open in another place, and there was no
+further movement as he approached it. To make sure that he had not been
+deceived, he read again the words as they entered the page. The author
+was following a not uncommon practise of the time, and throwing common
+speech into forms suggested by Holy Writ: "So dig," it said, "that ye
+may obtain."
+
+This passage, which to Mr. Batchel seemed reprehensible in its levity,
+excited at once his interest and his disapproval. He was prepared to
+read more, but this time was not allowed. Before his eye could pass
+beyond the passage already cited, the leaves of the book slowly turned
+again, and presented but a termination of five words and a colophon.
+
+The words were, "to the North, an Ilex." These three passages, in which
+he saw no meaning and no connection, began to entangle themselves
+together in Mr. Batchel's mind. He found himself repeating them in
+different orders, now beginning with one, and now with another. Any
+further attempt at reading he felt to be impossible, and he was in
+no mind for any more experiences of the unaccountable. Sleep was, of
+course, further from him than ever, if that were conceivable. What he
+did, therefore, was to blow out the candle, to return to his moonlit
+bedroom, and put on more clothing, and then to pass downstairs with the
+object of going out of doors.
+
+It was not unusual with Mr. Batchel to walk about his garden at
+night-time. This form of exercise had often, after a wakeful hour,
+sent him back to his bed refreshed and ready for sleep. The convenient
+access to the garden at such times lay through his study, whose French
+windows opened on to a short flight of steps, and upon these he now
+paused for a moment to admire the snow-like appearance of the lawns,
+bathed as they were in the moonlight. As he paused, he heard the city
+clocks strike the half-hour after midnight, and he could not forbear
+repeating aloud
+
+ "At dead of night he left the house, and passed into the
+ solitude of the garden."
+
+It was solitary enough. At intervals the screech of an owl, and now and
+then the noise of a train, seemed to emphasise the solitude by drawing
+attention to it and then leaving it in possession of the night. Mr.
+Batchel found himself wondering and conjecturing what Vicar Whitehead,
+who had acquired the close of land to secure quiet and privacy for
+garden, would have thought of the railways to the west and north. He
+turned his face northwards, whence a whistle had just sounded, and saw
+a tree beautifully outlined against the sky. His breath caught at the
+sight. Not because the tree was unfamiliar. Mr. Batchel knew all his
+trees. But what he had seen was "to the north, an Ilex."
+
+Mr. Batchel knew not what to make of it all. He had walked into the
+garden hundreds of times and as often seen the Ilex, but the words out
+of the "Compleat Gard'ner" seemed to be pursuing him in a way that made
+him almost afraid. His temperament, however, as has been said already,
+was phlegmatic. It was commonly said, and Mr. Batchel approved the
+verdict, whilst he condemned its inexactness, that "his nerves were
+made of fiddle-string," so he braced himself afresh and set upon his
+walk round the silent garden, which he was accustomed to begin in a
+northerly direction, and was now too proud to change. He usually passed
+the Ilex at the beginning of his perambulation, and so would pass it
+now.
+
+He did not pass it. A small discovery, as he reached it, annoyed and
+disturbed him. His gardener, as careful and punctilious as himself,
+never failed to house all his tools at the end of a day's work. Yet
+there, under the Ilex, standing upright in moonlight brilliant enough
+to cast a shadow of it, was a spade.
+
+Mr. Batchel's second thought was one of relief. After his extraordinary
+experiences in the library (he hardly knew now whether they had been
+real or not) something quite commonplace would act sedatively, and he
+determined to carry the spade to the tool-house.
+
+The soil was quite dry, and the surface even a little frozen, so Mr.
+Batchel left the path, walked up to the spade, and would have drawn it
+towards him. But it was as if he had made the attempt upon the trunk
+of the Ilex itself. The spade would not be moved. Then, first with one
+hand, and then with both, he tried to raise it, and still it stood
+firm. Mr. Batchel, of course, attributed this to the frost, slight
+as it was. Wondering at the spade's being there, and annoyed at its
+being frozen, he was about to leave it and continue his walk, when
+the remaining words of the "Compleat Gard'ner" seemed rather to utter
+themselves, than to await his will--
+
+ "So dig, that ye may obtain."
+
+Mr. Batchel's power of independent action now deserted him. He took the
+spade, which no longer resisted, and began to dig. "Five spadefuls and
+no more," he said aloud. "This is all foolishness."
+
+Four spadefuls of earth he then raised and spread out before him in the
+moonlight. There was nothing unusual to be seen. Nor did Mr. Batchel
+decide what he would look for, whether coins, jewels, documents in
+canisters, or weapons. In point of fact, he dug against what he deemed
+his better judgment, and expected nothing. He spread before him the
+fifth and last spadeful of earth, not quite without result, but with
+no result that was at all sensational. The earth contained a bone. Mr.
+Batchel's knowledge of anatomy was sufficient to show him that it was
+a human bone. He identified it, even by moonlight, as the _radius_, a
+bone of the forearm, as he removed the earth from it, with his thumb.
+
+Such a discovery might be thought worthy of more than the very
+ordinary interest Mr. Batchel showed. As a matter of fact, the presence
+of a human bone was easily to be accounted for. Recent excavations
+within the church had caused the upturning of numberless bones, which
+had been collected and reverently buried. But an earth-stained bone is
+also easily overlooked, and this _radius_ had obviously found its way
+into the garden with some of the earth brought out of the church.
+
+Mr. Batchel was glad, rather than regretful at this termination to
+his adventure. He was once more provided with something to do. The
+re-interment of such bones as this had been his constant care, and he
+decided at once to restore the bone to consecrated earth. The time
+seemed opportune. The eyes of the curious were closed in sleep, he
+himself was still alert and wakeful. The spade remained by his side
+and the bone in his hand. So he betook himself, there and then, to the
+churchyard. By the still generous light of the moon, he found a place
+where the earth yielded to his spade, and within a few minutes the bone
+was laid decently to earth, some 18 inches deep.
+
+The city clocks struck one as he finished. The whole world seemed
+asleep, and Mr. Batchel slowly returned to the garden with his spade.
+As he hung it in its accustomed place he felt stealing over him the
+welcome desire to sleep. He walked quietly on to the house and ascended
+to his room. It was now dark: the moon had passed on and left the room
+in shadow. He lit a candle, and before undressing passed into the
+library. He had an irresistible curiosity to see the passages in John
+Evelyn's book which had so strangely adapted themselves to the events
+of the past hour.
+
+In the library a last surprise awaited him. The desk upon which the
+book had lain was empty. "The Compleat Gard'ner" stood in its place
+on the shelf. And then Mr. Batchel knew that he had handled a bone of
+William Whitehead, and that in response to his own entreaty.
+
+
+
+
+III.
+
+THE RICHPINS.
+
+
+Something of the general character of Stoneground and its people has
+been indicated by stray allusions in the preceding narratives. We must
+here add that of its present population only a small part is native,
+the remainder having been attracted during the recent prosperous days
+of brickmaking, from the nearer parts of East Anglia and the Midlands.
+The visitor to Stoneground now finds little more than the signs of
+an unlovely industry, and of the hasty and inadequate housing of the
+people it has drawn together. Nothing in the place pleases him more
+than the excellent train-service which makes it easy to get away. He
+seldom desires a long acquaintance either with Stoneground or its
+people.
+
+The impression so made upon the average visitor is, however, unjust, as
+first impressions often are. The few who have made further acquaintance
+with Stoneground have soon learned to distinguish between the permanent
+and the accidental features of the place, and have been astonished by
+nothing so much as by the unexpected evidence of French influence.
+Amongst the household treasures of the old inhabitants are invariably
+found French knick-knacks: there are pieces of French furniture in what
+is called "the room" of many houses. A certain ten-acre field is called
+the "Frenchman's meadow." Upon the voters' lists hanging at the church
+door are to be found French names, often corrupted; and boys who run
+about the streets can be heard shrieking to each other such names as
+Bunnum, Dangibow, Planchey, and so on.
+
+Mr. Batchel himself is possessed of many curious little articles of
+French handiwork--boxes deftly covered with split straws, arranged
+ingeniously in patterns; models of the guillotine, built of carved
+meat-bones, and various other pieces of handiwork, amongst them an
+accurate road-map of the country between Stoneground and Yarmouth,
+drawn upon a fly-leaf torn from some book, and bearing upon the other
+side the name of Jules Richepin. The latter had been picked up,
+according to a pencilled-note written across one corner, by a shepherd,
+in the year 1811.
+
+The explanation of this French influence is simple enough. Within five
+miles of Stoneground a large barracks had been erected for the custody
+of French prisoners during the war with Bonaparte. Many thousands were
+confined there during the years 1808-14. The prisoners were allowed
+to sell what articles they could make in the barracks; and many of
+them, upon their release, settled in the neighbourhood, where their
+descendants remain. There is little curiosity amongst these descendants
+about their origin. The events of a century ago seem to them as remote
+as the Deluge, and as immaterial. To Thomas Richpin, a weakly man who
+blew the organ in church, Mr. Batchel shewed the map. Richpin, with a
+broad, black-haired skull and a narrow chin which grew a little pointed
+beard, had always a foreign look about him: Mr. Batchel thought it more
+than possible that he might be descended from the owner of the book,
+and told him as much upon shewing him the fly-leaf. Thomas, however,
+was content to observe that "his name hadn't got no E," and shewed no
+further interest in the matter. His interest in it, before we have done
+with him, will have become very large.
+
+For the growing boys of Stoneground, with whom he was on generally
+friendly terms, Mr. Batchel formed certain clubs to provide them with
+occupation on winter evenings; and in these clubs, in the interests
+of peace and good-order, he spent a great deal of time. Sitting one
+December evening, in a large circle of boys who preferred the warmth
+of the fire to the more temperate atmosphere of the tables, he found
+Thomas Richpin the sole topic of conversation.
+
+"We seen Mr. Richpin in Frenchman's Meadow last night," said one.
+
+"What time?" said Mr. Batchel, whose function it was to act as a sort
+of fly-wheel, and to carry the conversation over dead points. He had
+received the information with some little surprise, because Frenchman's
+Meadow was an unusual place for Richpin to have been in, but his
+question had no further object than to encourage talk.
+
+"Half-past nine," was the reply.
+
+This made the question much more interesting. Mr. Batchel, on the
+preceding evening, had taken advantage of a warmed church to practise
+upon the organ. He had played it from nine o'clock until ten, and
+Richpin had been all that time at the bellows.
+
+"Are you sure it was half-past nine?" he asked.
+
+"Yes," (we reproduce the answer exactly), "we come out o' night-school
+at quarter-past, and we was all goin' to the Wash to look if it was
+friz."
+
+"And you saw Mr. Richpin in Frenchman's Meadow?" said Mr. Batchel.
+
+"Yes. He was looking for something on the ground," added another boy.
+
+"And his trousers was tore," said a third.
+
+The story was clearly destined to stand in no need of corroboration.
+
+"Did Mr. Richpin speak to you?" enquired Mr. Batchel.
+
+"No, we run away afore he come to us," was the answer.
+
+"Why?"
+
+"Because we was frit."
+
+"What frightened you?"
+
+"Jim Lallement hauled a flint at him and hit him in the face, and he
+didn't take no notice, so we run away."
+
+"Why?" repeated Mr. Batchel.
+
+"Because he never hollered nor looked at us, and it made us feel so
+funny."
+
+"Did you go straight down to the Wash?"
+
+They had all done so.
+
+"What time was it when you reached home?"
+
+They had all been at home by ten, before Richpin had left the church.
+
+"Why do they call it Frenchman's Meadow?" asked another boy, evidently
+anxious to change the subject.
+
+Mr. Batchel replied that the meadow had probably belonged to a
+Frenchman whose name was not easy to say, and the conversation after
+this was soon in another channel. But, furnished as he was with an
+unmistakeable _alibi_, the story about Richpin and the torn trousers,
+and the flint, greatly puzzled him.
+
+"Go straight home," he said, as the boys at last bade him good-night,
+"and let us have no more stone-throwing." They were reckless boys, and
+Richpin, who used little discretion in reporting their misdemeanours
+about the church, seemed to Mr. Batchel to stand in real danger.
+
+Frenchman's Meadow provided ten acres of excellent pasture, and the
+owners of two or three hard-worked horses were glad to pay three
+shillings a week for the privilege of turning them into it. One of
+these men came to Mr. Batchel on the morning which followed the
+conversation at the club.
+
+"I'm in a bit of a quandary about Tom Richpin," he began.
+
+This was an opening that did not fail to command Mr. Batchel's
+attention. "What is it?" he said.
+
+"I had my mare in Frenchman's Meadow," replied the man, "and Sam Bower
+come and told me last night as he heard her gallopin' about when he was
+walking this side the hedge."
+
+"But what about Richpin?" said Mr. Batchel.
+
+"Let me come to it," said the other. "My mare hasn't got no wind to
+gallop, so I up and went to see to her, and there she was sure enough,
+like a wild thing, and Tom Richpin walking across the meadow."
+
+"Was he chasing her?" asked Mr. Batchel, who felt the absurdity of the
+question as he put it.
+
+"He was not," said the man, "but what he could have been doin' to put
+the mare into that state, I can't think."
+
+"What was he doing when you saw him?" asked Mr. Batchel.
+
+"He was walking along looking for something he'd dropped, with his
+trousers all tore to ribbons, and while I was catchin' the mare, he
+made off."
+
+"He was easy enough to find, I suppose?" said Mr. Batchel.
+
+"That's the quandary I was put in," said the man. "I took the mare home
+and gave her to my lad, and straight I went to Richpin's, and found Tom
+havin' his supper, with his trousers as good as new."
+
+"You'd made a mistake," said Mr. Batchel.
+
+"But how come the mare to make it too?" said the other.
+
+"What did you say to Richpin?" asked Mr. Batchel.
+
+"Tom," I says, "when did you come in? 'Six o'clock,' he says, 'I bin
+mendin' my boots'; and there, sure enough, was the hobbin' iron by his
+chair, and him in his stockin'-feet. I don't know what to do."
+
+"Give the mare a rest," said Mr. Batchel, "and say no more about it."
+
+"I don't want to harm a pore creature like Richpin," said the man,
+"but a mare's a mare, especially where there's a family to bring
+up." The man consented, however, to abide by Mr. Batchel's advice,
+and the interview ended. The evenings just then were light, and both
+the man and his mare had seen something for which Mr. Batchel could
+not, at present, account. The worst way, however, of arriving at an
+explanation is to guess it. He was far too wise to let himself wander
+into the pleasant fields of conjecture, and had determined, even before
+the story of the mare had finished, upon the more prosaic path of
+investigation.
+
+Mr. Batchel, either from strength or indolence of mind, as the reader
+may be pleased to determine, did not allow matters even of this
+exciting kind, to disturb his daily round of duty. He was beginning
+to fear, after what he had heard of the Frenchman's Meadow, that he
+might find it necessary to preach a plain sermon upon the Witch of
+Endor, for he foresaw that there would soon be some ghostly talk in
+circulation. In small communities, like that of Stoneground, such talk
+arises upon very slight provocation, and here was nothing at all to
+check it. Richpin was a weak and timid man, whom no one would suspect,
+whilst an alternative remained open, of wandering about in the dark;
+and Mr. Batchel knew that the alternative of an apparition, if once
+suggested, would meet with general acceptance, and this he wished, at
+all costs, to avoid. His own view of the matter he held in reserve, for
+the reasons already stated, but he could not help suspecting that there
+might be a better explanation of the name "Frenchman's Meadow" than he
+had given to the boys at their club.
+
+Afternoons, with Mr. Batchel, were always spent in making pastoral
+visits, and upon the day our story has reached he determined to include
+amongst them a call upon Richpin, and to submit him to a cautious
+cross-examination. It was evident that at least four persons, all
+perfectly familiar with his appearance, were under the impression that
+they had seen him in the meadow, and his own statement upon the matter
+would be at least worth hearing.
+
+Richpin's home, however, was not the first one visited by Mr. Batchel
+on that afternoon. His friendly relations with the boys has already
+been mentioned, and it may now be added that this friendship was but
+part of a generally keen sympathy with young people of all ages, and of
+both sexes. Parents knew much less than he did of the love affairs of
+their young people; and if he was not actually guilty of match-making,
+he was at least a very sympathetic observer of the process. When lovers
+had their little differences, or even their greater ones, it was Mr.
+Batchel, in most cases, who adjusted them, and who suffered, if he
+failed, hardly less than the lovers themselves.
+
+It was a negotiation of this kind which, on this particular day, had
+given precedence to another visit, and left Richpin until the later
+part of the afternoon. But the matter of the Frenchman's Meadow had,
+after all, not to wait for Richpin. Mr. Batchel was calculating how
+long he should be in reaching it, when he found himself unexpectedly
+there. Selina Broughton had been a favourite of his from her childhood;
+she had been sufficiently good to please him, and naughty enough to
+attract and challenge him; and when at length she began to walk out
+with Bob Rockfort, who was another favourite, Mr. Batchel rubbed his
+hands in satisfaction. Their present difference, which now brought
+him to the Broughtons' cottage, gave him but little anxiety. He had
+brought Bob half-way towards reconciliation, and had no doubt of
+his ability to lead Selina to the same place. They would finish the
+journey, happily enough, together.
+
+But what has this to do with the Frenchman's Meadow? Much every way.
+The meadow was apt to be the rendezvous of such young people as desired
+a higher degree of privacy than that afforded by the public paths; and
+these two had gone there separately the night before, each to nurse
+a grievance against the other. They had been at opposite ends, as it
+chanced, of the field; and Bob, who believed himself to be alone there,
+had been awakened from his reverie by a sudden scream. He had at once
+run across the field, and found Selina sorely in need of him. Mr.
+Batchel's work of reconciliation had been there and then anticipated,
+and Bob had taken the girl home in a condition of great excitement to
+her mother. All this was explained, in breathless sentences, by Mrs.
+Broughton, by way of accounting for the fact that Selina was then lying
+down in "the room."
+
+There was no reason why Mr. Batchel should not see her, of course, and
+he went in. His original errand had lapsed, but it was now replaced by
+one of greater interest. Evidently there was Selina's testimony to add
+to that of the other four; she was not a girl who would scream without
+good cause, and Mr. Batchel felt that he knew how his question about
+the cause would be answered, when he came to the point of asking it.
+
+He was not quite prepared for the form of her answer, which she gave
+without any hesitation. She had seen Mr. Richpin "looking for his
+eyes." Mr. Batchel saved for another occasion the amusement to be
+derived from the curiously illogical answer. He saw at once what had
+suggested it. Richpin had until recently had an atrocious squint, which
+an operation in London had completely cured. This operation, of which,
+of course, he knew nothing, he had described, in his own way, to anyone
+who would listen, and it was commonly believed that his eyes had ceased
+to be fixtures. It was plain, however, that Selina had seen very much
+what had been seen by the other four. Her information was precise, and
+her story perfectly coherent. She preserved a maidenly reticence about
+his trousers, if she had noticed them; but added a new fact, and a
+terrible one, in her description of the eyeless sockets. No wonder she
+had screamed. It will be observed that Mr. Richpin was still searching,
+if not looking, for something upon the ground.
+
+Mr. Batchel now proceeded to make his remaining visit. Richpin lived
+in a little cottage by the church, of which cottage the Vicar was the
+indulgent landlord. Richpin's creditors were obliged to shew some
+indulgence, because his income was never regular and seldom sufficient.
+He got on in life by what is called "rubbing along," and appeared to
+do it with surprisingly little friction. The small duties about the
+church, assigned to him out of charity, were overpaid. He succeeded in
+attracting to himself all the available gifts of masculine clothing,
+of which he probably received enough and to sell, and he had somehow
+wooed and won a capable, if not very comely, wife, who supplemented
+his income by her own labour, and managed her house and husband to
+admiration.
+
+Richpin, however, was not by any means a mere dependent upon charity.
+He was, in his way, a man of parts. All plants, for instance,
+were his friends, and he had inherited, or acquired, great skill
+with fruit-trees, which never failed to reward his treatment with
+abundant crops. The two or three vines, too, of the neighbourhood,
+he kept in fine order by methods of his own, whose merit was proved
+by their success. He had other skill, though of a less remunerative
+kind, in fashioning toys out of wood, cardboard, or paper; and every
+correctly-behaving child in the parish had some such product of his
+handiwork. And besides all this, Richpin had a remarkable aptitude for
+making music. He could do something upon every musical instrument that
+came in his way, and, but for his voice, which was like that of the
+peahen, would have been a singer. It was his voice that had secured him
+the situation of organ-blower, as one remote from all incitement to
+join in the singing in church.
+
+Like all men who have not wit enough to defend themselves by argument,
+Richpin had a plaintive manner. His way of resenting injury was to
+complain of it to the next person he met, and such complaints as he
+found no other means of discharging, he carried home to his wife, who
+treated his conversation just as she treated the singing of the canary,
+and other domestic sounds, being hardly conscious of it until it ceased.
+
+The entrance of Mr. Batchel, soon after his interview with Selina,
+found Richpin engaged in a loud and fluent oration. The fluency was
+achieved mainly by repetition, for the man had but small command of
+words, but it served none the less to shew the depth of his indignation.
+
+"I aren't bin in Frenchman's Meadow, am I?" he was saying in appeal to
+his wife--this is the Stoneground way with auxiliary verbs--"What am
+I got to go there for?" He acknowledged Mr. Batchel's entrance in no
+other way than by changing to the third person in his discourse, and he
+continued without pause--"if she'd let me out o' nights, I'm got better
+places to go to than Frenchman's Meadow. Let policeman stick to where I
+am bin, or else keep his mouth shut. What call is he got to say I'm bin
+where I aren't bin?"
+
+From this, and much more to the same effect, it was clear that the
+matter of the meadow was being noised abroad, and even receiving
+official attention. Mr. Batchel was well aware that no question he
+could put to Richpin, in his present state, would change the flow of
+his eloquence, and that he had already learned as much as he was likely
+to learn. He was content, therefore, to ascertain from Mrs. Richpin
+that her husband had indeed spent all his evenings at home, with the
+single exception of the one hour during which Mr. Batchel had employed
+him at the organ. Having ascertained this, he retired, and left Richpin
+to talk himself out.
+
+No further doubt about the story was now possible. It was not
+twenty-four hours since Mr. Batchel had heard it from the boys at the
+club, and it had already been confirmed by at least two unimpeachable
+witnesses. He thought the matter over, as he took his tea, and was
+chiefly concerned in Richpin's curious connexion with it. On his
+account, more than on any other, it had become necessary to make
+whatever investigation might be feasible, and Mr. Batchel determined,
+of course, to make the next stage of it in the meadow itself.
+
+The situation of "Frenchman's Meadow" made it more conspicuous than
+any other enclosure in the neighbourhood. It was upon the edge of
+what is locally known as "high land"; and though its elevation was
+not great, one could stand in the meadow and look sea-wards over many
+miles of flat country, once a waste of brackish water, now a great
+chess-board of fertile fields bounded by straight dykes of glistening
+water. The point of view derived another interest from looking down
+upon a long straight bank which disappeared into the horizon many
+miles away, and might have been taken for a great railway embankment
+of which no use had been made. It was, in fact, one of the great works
+of the Dutch Engineers in the time of Charles I., and it separated the
+river basin from a large drained area called the "Middle Level," some
+six feet below it. In this embankment, not two hundred yards below
+"Frenchman's Meadow," was one of the huge water gates which admitted
+traffic through a sluice, into the lower level, and the picturesque
+thatched cottage of the sluice-keeper formed a pleasing addition to
+the landscape. It was a view with which Mr. Batchel was naturally
+very familiar. Few of his surroundings were pleasant to the eye, and
+this was about the only place to which he could take a visitor whom
+he desired to impress favourably. The way to the meadow lay through a
+short lane, and he could reach it in five minutes: he was frequently
+there.
+
+It was, of course, his intention to be there again that evening: to
+spend the night there, if need be, rather than let anything escape
+him. He only hoped he should not find half the parish there also. His
+best hope of privacy lay in the inclemency of the weather; the day was
+growing colder, and there was a north-east wind, of which Frenchman's
+Meadow would receive the fine edge.
+
+Mr. Batchel spent the next three hours in dealing with some arrears
+of correspondence, and at nine o'clock put on his thickest coat and
+boots, and made his way to the meadow. It became evident, as he walked
+up the lane, that he was to have company. He heard many voices, and
+soon recognised the loudest amongst them. Jim Lallement was boasting of
+the accuracy of his aim: the others were not disputing it, but were
+asserting their own merits in discordant chorus. This was a nuisance,
+and to make matters worse, Mr. Batchel heard steps behind him.
+
+A voice soon bade him "Good evening." To Mr. Batchel's great relief it
+proved to be the policeman, who soon overtook him. The conversation
+began on his side.
+
+"Curious tricks, sir, these of Richpin's."
+
+"What tricks?" asked Mr. Batchel, with an air of innocence.
+
+"Why, he's been walking about Frenchman's Meadow these three nights,
+frightening folk and what all."
+
+"Richpin has been at home every night, and all night long," said Mr.
+Batchel.
+
+"I'm talking about where he was, not where he says he was," said the
+policeman. "You can't go behind the evidence."
+
+"But Richpin has evidence too. I asked his wife."
+
+"You know, sir, and none better, that wives have got to obey. Richpin
+wants to be took for a ghost, and we know that sort of ghost. Whenever
+we hear there's a ghost, we always know there's going to be turkeys
+missing."
+
+"But there are real ghosts sometimes, surely?" said Mr. Batchel.
+
+"No," said the policeman, "me and my wife have both looked, and there's
+no such thing."
+
+"Looked where?" enquired Mr. Batchel.
+
+"In the 'Police Duty' Catechism. There's lunatics, and deserters, and
+dead bodies, but no ghosts."
+
+Mr. Batchel accepted this as final. He had devised a way of ridding
+himself of all his company, and proceeded at once to carry it into
+effect. The two had by this time reached the group of boys.
+
+"These are all stone-throwers," said he, loudly.
+
+There was a clatter of stones as they dropped from the hands of the
+boys.
+
+"These boys ought all to be in the club instead of roaming about here
+damaging property. Will you take them there, and see them safely in? If
+Richpin comes here, I will bring him to the station."
+
+The policeman seemed well pleased with the suggestion. No doubt he had
+overstated his confidence in the definition of the "Police Duty." Mr.
+Batchel, on his part, knew the boys well enough to be assured that they
+would keep the policeman occupied for the next half-hour, and as the
+party moved slowly away, felt proud of his diplomacy.
+
+There was no sign of any other person about the field gate, which he
+climbed readily enough, and he was soon standing in the highest part of
+the meadow and peering into the darkness on every side.
+
+It was possible to see a distance of about thirty yards; beyond that
+it was too dark to distinguish anything. Mr. Batchel designed a
+zig-zag course about the meadow, which would allow of his examining
+it systematically and as rapidly as possible, and along this course
+he began to walk briskly, looking straight before him as he went, and
+pausing to look well about him when he came to a turn. There were no
+beasts in the meadow--their owners had taken the precaution of removing
+them; their absence was, of course, of great advantage to Mr. Batchel.
+
+In about ten minutes he had finished his zig-zag path and arrived at
+the other corner of the meadow; he had seen nothing resembling a man.
+He then retraced his steps, and examined the field again, but arrived
+at his starting point, knowing no more than when he had left it. He
+began to fear the return of the policeman as he faced the wind and set
+upon a third journey.
+
+The third journey, however, rewarded him. He had reached the end of his
+second traverse, and was looking about him at the angle between that
+and the next, when he distinctly saw what looked like Richpin crossing
+his circle of vision, and making straight for the sluice. There was
+no gate on that side of the field; the hedge, which seemed to present
+no obstacle to the other, delayed Mr. Batchel considerably, and still
+retains some of his clothing, but he was not long through before he
+had again marked his man. It had every appearance of being Richpin.
+It went down the slope, crossed the plank that bridged the lock, and
+disappeared round the corner of the cottage, where the entrance lay.
+
+Mr. Batchel had had no opportunity of confirming the gruesome
+observation of Selina Broughton, but had seen enough to prove that the
+others had not been romancing. He was not a half-minute behind the
+figure as it crossed the plank over the lock--it was slow going in the
+darkness--and he followed it immediately round the corner of the house.
+As he expected, it had then disappeared.
+
+Mr. Batchel knocked at the door, and admitted himself, as his custom
+was. The sluice-keeper was in his kitchen, charring a gate post. He was
+surprised to see Mr. Batchel at that hour, and his greeting took the
+form of a remark to that effect.
+
+"I have been taking an evening walk," said Mr. Batchel. "Have you seen
+Richpin lately?"
+
+"I see him last Saturday week," replied the sluice-keeper, "not since."
+
+"Do you feel lonely here at night?"
+
+"No," replied the sluice-keeper, "people drop in at times. There was a
+man in on Monday, and another yesterday."
+
+"Have you had no one to-day?" said Mr. Batchel, coming to the point.
+
+The answer showed that Mr. Batchel had been the first to enter the door
+that day, and after a little general conversation he brought his visit
+to an end.
+
+It was now ten o'clock. He looked in at Richpin's cottage, where he saw
+a light burning, as he passed. Richpin had tired himself early, and had
+been in bed since half-past eight. His wife was visibly annoyed at the
+rumours which had upset him, and Mr. Batchel said such soothing words
+as he could command, before he left for home.
+
+He congratulated himself, prematurely, as he sat before the fire in his
+study, that the day was at an end. It had been cold out of doors, and
+it was pleasant to think things over in the warmth of the cheerful fire
+his housekeeper never failed to leave for him. The reader will have no
+more difficulty than Mr. Batchel had in accounting for the resemblance
+between Richpin and the man in the meadow. It was a mere question of
+family likeness. That the ancestor had been seen in the meadow at some
+former time might perhaps be inferred from its traditional name. The
+reason for his return, then and now, was a matter of mere conjecture,
+and Mr. Batchel let it alone.
+
+The next incident has, to some, appeared incredible, which only means,
+after all, that it has made demands upon their powers of imagination
+and found them bankrupt.
+
+Critics of story-telling have used severe language about authors
+who avail themselves of the short-cut of coincidence. "That must
+be reserved, I suppose," said Mr. Batchel, when he came to tell of
+Richpin, "for what really happens; and that fiction is a game which
+must be played according to the rules."
+
+"I know," he went on to say, "that the chances were some millions to
+one against what happened that night, but if that makes it incredible,
+what is there left to believe?"
+
+It was thereupon remarked by someone in the company, that the credible
+material would not be exhausted.
+
+"I doubt whether anything happens," replied Mr. Batchel in his dogmatic
+way, "without the chances being a million to one against it. Why did
+they choose such a word? What does 'happen' mean?"
+
+There was no reply: it was clearly a rhetorical question.
+
+"Is it incredible," he went on, "that I put into the plate last Sunday
+the very half-crown my uncle tipped me with in 1881, and that I spent
+next day?"
+
+"Was that the one you put in?" was asked by several.
+
+"How do I know?" replied Mr. Batchel, "but if I knew the history of the
+half-crown I did put in, I know it would furnish still more remarkable
+coincidences."
+
+All this talk arose out of the fact that at midnight on the eventful
+day, whilst Mr. Batchel was still sitting by his study fire, he had
+news that the cottage at the sluice had been burnt down. The thatch had
+been dry; there was, as we know, a stiff east-wind, and an hour had
+sufficed to destroy all that was inflammable. The fire is still spoken
+of in Stoneground with great regret. There remains only one building in
+the place of sufficient merit to find its way on to a postcard.
+
+It was just at midnight that the sluice-keeper rung at Mr.
+Batchel's door. His errand required no apology. The man had found a
+night-fisherman to help him as soon as the fire began, and with two
+long sprits from a lighter they had made haste to tear down the thatch,
+and upon this had brought down, from under the ridge at the South end,
+the bones and some of the clothing of a man. Would Mr. Batchel come
+down and see?
+
+Mr. Batchel put on his coat and returned to the place. The people whom
+the fire had collected had been kept on the further side of the water,
+and the space about the cottage was vacant. Near to the smouldering
+heap of ruin were the remains found under the thatch. The fingers of
+the right hand still firmly clutched a sheep bone which had been gnawed
+as a dog would gnaw it.
+
+"Starved to death," said the sluice-keeper, "I see a tramp like that
+ten years ago."
+
+They laid the bones decently in an outhouse, and turned the key, Mr.
+Batchel carried home in his hand a metal cross, threaded upon a cord.
+He found an engraved figure of Our Lord on the face of it, and the name
+of Pierre Richepin upon the back. He went next day to make the matter
+known to the nearest Priest of the Roman Faith, with whom he left
+the cross. The remains, after a brief inquest, were interred in the
+cemetery, with the rites of the Church to which the man had evidently
+belonged.
+
+Mr. Batchel's deductions from the whole circumstances were curious, and
+left a great deal to be explained. It seemed as if Pierre Richepin had
+been disturbed by some premonition of the fire, but had not foreseen
+that his mortal remains would escape; that he could not return to his
+own people without the aid of his map, but had no perception of the
+interval that had elapsed since he had lost it. This map Mr. Batchel
+put into his pocket-book next day when he went to Thomas Richpin for
+certain other information about his surviving relatives.
+
+Richpin had a father, it appeared, living a few miles away in Jakesley
+Fen, and Mr. Batchel concluded that he was worth a visit. He mounted
+his bicycle, therefore, and made his way to Jakesley that same
+afternoon.
+
+Mr. Richpin was working not far from home, and was soon brought in. He
+and his wife shewed great courtesy to their visitor, whom they knew
+well by repute. They had a well-ordered house, and with a natural and
+dignified hospitality, asked him to take tea with them. It was evident
+to Mr. Batchel that there was a great gulf between the elder Richpin
+and his son; the former was the last of an old race, and the latter
+the first of a new. In spite of the Board of Education, the latter was
+vastly the worse.
+
+The cottage contained some French kickshaws which greatly facilitated
+the enquiries Mr. Batchel had come to make. They proved to be family
+relics.
+
+"My grandfather," said Mr. Richpin, as they sat at tea, "was a
+prisoner--he and his brother."
+
+"Your grandfather was Pierre Richepin?" asked Mr. Batchel.
+
+"No! Jules," was the reply. "Pierre got away."
+
+"Shew Mr. Batchel the book," said his wife.
+
+The book was produced. It was a Book of Meditations, with the name
+of Jules Richepin upon the title-page. The fly-leaf was missing. Mr.
+Batchel produced the map from his pocket-book. It fitted exactly. The
+slight indentures along the torn edge fell into their place, and Mr.
+Batchel left the leaf in the book, to the great delight of the old
+couple, to whom he told no more of the story than he thought fit.
+
+
+
+
+IV.
+
+THE EASTERN WINDOW.
+
+
+It may well be that Vermuyden and the Dutchmen who drained the fens did
+good, and that it was interred with their bones. It is quite certain
+that they did evil and that it lives after them. The rivers, which
+these men robbed of their water, have at length silted up, and the
+drainage of one tract of country is proving to have been achieved by
+the undraining of another.
+
+Places like Stoneground, which lie on the banks of these defrauded
+rivers, are now become helpless victims of Dutch engineering. The water
+which has lost its natural outlet, invades their lands. The thrifty
+cottager who once had the river at the bottom of his garden, has his
+garden more often in these days, at the bottom of the river, and a
+summer flood not infrequently destroys the whole produce of his ground.
+
+Such a flood, during an early year in the 20th century, had been
+unusually disastrous to Stoneground, and Mr. Batchel, who, as
+a gardener, was well able to estimate the losses of his poorer
+neighbours, was taking some steps towards repairing them.
+
+Money, however, is never at rest in Stoneground, and it turned out
+upon this occasion that the funds placed at his command were wholly
+inadequate to the charitable purpose assigned to them. It seemed as if
+those who had lost a rood of potatoes could be compensated for no more
+than a yard.
+
+It was at this time, when he was oppressed in mind by the failure
+of his charitable enterprise, that Mr. Batchel met with the happy
+adventure in which the Eastern window of the Church played so singular
+a part.
+
+The narrative should be prefaced by a brief description of the window
+in question. It is a large painted window, of a somewhat unfortunate
+period of execution. The drawing and colouring leave everything to be
+desired. The scheme of the window, however, is based upon a wholesome
+tradition. The five large lights in the lower part are assigned to
+five scenes in the life of Our Lord, and the second of these, counting
+from the North, contains a bold erect figure of St. John Baptist, to
+whom the Church is dedicated. It is this figure alone, of all those
+contained in the window, that is concerned in what we have to relate.
+
+It has already been mentioned that Mr. Batchel had some knowledge of
+music. He took an interest in the choir, from whose practices he was
+seldom absent; and was quite competent, in the occasional absence of
+the choirmaster, to act as his deputy. It is customary at Stoneground
+for the choirmaster, in order to save the sexton a journey, to
+extinguish the lights after a choir-practice and to lock up the Church.
+These duties, accordingly, were performed by Mr. Batchel when the need
+arose.
+
+It will be of use to the reader to have the procedure in detail.
+The large gas-meter stood in an aisle of the Church, and it was Mr.
+Batchel's practice to go round and extinguish all the lights save one,
+before turning off the gas at the meter. The one remaining light, which
+was reached by standing upon a choir seat, was always that nearest the
+door of the chancel, and experience proved that there was ample time to
+walk from the meter to that light before it died out. It was therefore
+an easy matter to turn off the last light, to find the door without its
+aid, and thence to pass out, and close the Church for the night.
+
+Upon the evening of which we have to speak, the choir had hurried out
+as usual, as soon as the word had been given. Mr. Batchel had remained
+to gather together some of the books they had left in disorder, and
+then turned out the lights in the manner already described. But as soon
+as he had extinguished the last light, his eye fell, as he descended
+carefully from the seat, upon the figure of the Baptist. There was just
+enough light outside to make the figures visible in the Eastern Window,
+and Mr. Batchel saw the figure of St. John raise the right arm to its
+full extent, and point northward, turning its head, at the same time,
+so as to look him full in the face. These movements were three times
+repeated, and, after that, the figure came to rest in its normal and
+familiar position.
+
+The reader will not suppose, any more than Mr. Batchel supposed, that a
+figure painted upon glass had suddenly been endowed with the power of
+movement. But that there had been the appearance of movement admitted
+of no doubt, and Mr. Batchel was not so incurious as to let the matter
+pass without some attempt at investigation. It must be remembered,
+too, that an experience in the old library, which has been previously
+recorded, had pre-disposed him to give attention to signs which another
+man might have wished to explain away. He was not willing, therefore,
+to leave this matter where it stood. He was quite prepared to think
+that his eye had been deceived, but was none the less determined to
+find out what had deceived it. One thing he had no difficulty in
+deciding. If the movement had not been actually within the Baptist's
+figure, it had been immediately behind it. Without delay, therefore,
+he passed out of the church and locked the door after him, with the
+intention of examining the other side of the window.
+
+Every inhabitant of Stoneground knows, and laments, the ruin of the old
+Manor House. Its loss by fire some fifteen years ago was a calamity
+from which the parish has never recovered. The estate was acquired,
+soon after the destruction of the house, by speculators who have been
+unable to turn it to any account, and it has for a decade or longer
+been "let alone," except by the forces of Nature and the wantonness of
+trespassers. The charred remains of the house still project above the
+surrounding heaps of fallen masonry, which have long been overgrown by
+such vegetation as thrives on neglected ground; and what was once a
+stately house, with its garden and park in fine order, has given place
+to a scene of desolation and ruin.
+
+Stoneground Church was built, some 600 years ago, within the enclosure
+of the Manor House, or, as it was anciently termed, the Burystead,
+and an excellent stratum of gravel such as no builder would wisely
+disregard, brought the house and Church unusually near together. In
+more primitive days, the nearness probably caused no inconvenience;
+but when change and progress affected the popular idea of respectful
+distance, the Churchyard came to be separated by a substantial stone
+wall, of sufficient height to secure the privacy of the house.
+
+The change was made with necessary regard to economy of space. The
+Eastern wall of the Church already projected far into the garden of
+the Manor, and lay but fifty yards from the south front of the house.
+On that side of the Churchyard, therefore, the new wall was set back.
+Running from the north to the nearest corner of the Church, it was
+there built up to the Church itself, and then continued from the
+southern corner, leaving the Eastern wall and window within the garden
+of the Squire. It was his ivy that clung to the wall of the Church, and
+his trees that shaded the window from the morning sun.
+
+Whilst we have been recalling these facts, Mr. Batchel has made his
+way out of the Church and through the Churchyard, and has arrived at
+a small door in the boundary wall, close to the S.E. corner of the
+chancel. It was a door which some Squire of the previous century had
+made, to give convenient access to the Church for himself and his
+household. It has no present use, and Mr. Batchel had some difficulty
+in getting it open. It was not long, however, before he stood on the
+inner side, and was examining the second light of the window. There
+was a tolerably bright moon, and the dark surface of the glass could
+be distinctly seen, as well as the wirework placed there for its
+protection.
+
+A tall birch, one of the trees of the old Churchyard, had thrust its
+lower boughs across the window, and their silvery bark shone in the
+moonlight. The boughs were bare of leaves, and only very slightly
+interrupted Mr. Batchel's view of the Baptist's figure, the leaden
+outline of which was clearly traceable. There was nothing, however, to
+account for the movement which Mr. Batchel was curious to investigate.
+
+He was about to turn homewards in some disappointment, when a cloud
+obscured the moon again, and reduced the light to what it had been
+before he left the Church. Mr. Batchel watched the darkening of the
+window and the objects near it, and as the figure of the Baptist
+disappeared from view there came into sight a creamy vaporous figure of
+another person lightly poised upon the bough of the tree, and almost
+coincident in position with the picture of the Saint.
+
+It could hardly be described as the figure of a person. It had more the
+appearance of half a person, and fancifully suggested to Mr. Batchel,
+who was fond of whist, one of the diagonally bisected knaves in a pack
+of cards, as he appears when another card conceals a triangular half of
+the bust.
+
+There was no question, now, of going home. Mr. Batchel's eyes were
+riveted upon the apparition. It disappeared again for a moment, when
+an interval between two clouds restored the light of the moon; but no
+sooner had the second cloud replaced the first than the figure again
+became distinct. And upon this, its single arm was raised three times,
+pointing northwards towards the ruined house, just as the figure of the
+Baptist had seemed to point when Mr. Batchel had seen it from within
+the Church.
+
+It was natural that upon receipt of this sign Mr. Batchel should step
+nearer to the tree, from which he was still at some little distance,
+and as he moved, the figure floated obliquely downwards and came
+to rest in a direct line between him and the ruins of the house.
+It rested, not upon the ground, but in just such a position as it
+would have occupied if the lower parts had been there, and in this
+position it seemed to await Mr. Batchel's advance. He made such haste
+to approach it as was possible upon ground encumbered with ivy and
+brambles, and the figure responded to every advance of his by moving
+further in the direction of the ruin.
+
+As the ground improved, the progress became more rapid. Soon they were
+both upon an open stretch of grass, which in better days had been a
+lawn, and still the figure retreated towards the building, with Mr.
+Batchel in respectful pursuit. He saw it, at last, poised upon the
+summit of a heap of masonry, and it disappeared, at his near approach,
+into a crevice between two large stones.
+
+The timely re-appearance of the moon just enabled Mr. Batchel to
+perceive this crevice, and he took advantage of the interval of light
+to mark the place. Taking up a large twig that lay at his feet, he
+inserted it between the stones. He made a slit in the free end and drew
+into it one of some papers that he had carried out of the Church. After
+such a precaution it could hardly be possible to lose the place--for,
+of course, Mr. Batchel intended to return in daylight and continue his
+investigation. For the present, it seemed to be at an end. The light
+was soon obscured again, but there was no re-appearance of the singular
+figure he had followed, so after remaining about the spot for a few
+minutes, Mr. Batchel went home to his customary occupation.
+
+He was not a man to let these occupations be disturbed even by a
+somewhat exciting adventure, nor was he one of those who regard an
+unusual experience only as a sign of nervous disorder. Mr. Batchel had
+far too broad a mind to discredit his sensations because they were not
+like those of other people. Even had his adventure of the evening been
+shared by some companion who saw less than he did, Mr. Batchel would
+only have inferred that his own part in the matter was being regarded
+as more important.
+
+Next morning, therefore, he lost no time in returning to the scene
+of his adventure. He found his mark undisturbed, and was able to
+examine the crevice into which the apparition had seemed to enter.
+It was a crevice formed by the curved surfaces of two large stones
+which lay together on the top of a small heap of fallen rubbish, and
+these two stones Mr. Batchel proceeded to remove. His strength was
+just sufficient for the purpose. He laid the stones upon the ground on
+either side of the little mound, and then proceeded to remove, with his
+hands, the rubbish upon which they had rested, and amongst the rubbish
+he found, tarnished and blackened, two silver coins.
+
+It was not a discovery which seemed to afford any explanation of what
+had occurred the night before, but Mr. Batchel could not but suppose
+that there had been an attempt to direct his attention to the coins,
+and he carried them away with a view of submitting them to a careful
+examination. Taking them up to his bedroom he poured a little water
+into a hand basin, and soon succeeded, with the aid of soap and a nail
+brush, in making them tolerably clean. Ten minutes later, after adding
+ammonia to the water, he had made them bright, and after carefully
+drying them, was able to make his examination. They were two crowns
+of the time of Queen Anne, minted, as a small letter E indicated, at
+Edinburgh, and stamped with the roses and plumes which testified to the
+English and Welsh silver in their composition. The coins bore no date,
+but Mr. Batchel had no hesitation in assigning them to the year 1708
+or thereabouts. They were handsome coins, and in themselves a find of
+considerable interest, but there was nothing to show why he had been
+directed to their place of concealment. It was an enigma, and he could
+not solve it. He had other work to do, so he laid the two crowns upon
+his dressing table, and proceeded to do it.
+
+Mr. Batchel thought little more of the coins until bedtime, when
+he took them from the table and bestowed upon them another admiring
+examination by the light of his candle. But the examination told him
+nothing new: he laid them down again, and, before very long, had lain
+his own head upon the pillow.
+
+It was Mr. Batchel's custom to read himself to sleep. At this time he
+happened to be re-reading the Waverley novels, and "Woodstock" lay
+upon the reading-stand which was always placed at his bedside. As he
+read of the cleverly devised apparition at Woodstock, he naturally
+asked himself whether he might not have been the victim of some
+similar trickery, but was not long in coming to the conclusion that
+his experience admitted of no such explanation. He soon dismissed the
+matter from his mind and went on with his book.
+
+On this occasion, however, he was tired of reading before he was ready
+for sleep; it was long in coming, and then did not come to stay. His
+rest, in fact, was greatly disturbed. Again and again, perhaps every
+hour or so, he was awakened by an uneasy consciousness of some other
+presence in the room.
+
+Upon one of his later awakenings, he was distinctly sensible of a
+sound, or what he described to himself as the "ghost" of a sound. He
+compared it to the whining of a dog that had lost its voice. It was
+not a very intelligible comparison, but still it seemed to describe
+his sensation. The sound, if we may so call it caused him first to sit
+up in bed and look well about him, and then, when nothing had come of
+that, to light his candle. It was not to be expected that anything
+should come of that, but it had seemed a comfortable thing to do, and
+Mr. Batchel left the candle alight and read his book for half an hour
+or so, before blowing it out.
+
+After this, there was no further interruption, but Mr. Batchel
+distinctly felt, when it was time to leave his bed, that he had had
+a bad night. The coins, almost to his surprise, lay undisturbed. He
+went to ascertain this as soon as he was on his feet. He would almost
+have welcomed their removal, or at any rate, some change which might
+have helped him towards a theory of his adventure. There was, however,
+nothing. If he had, in fact, been visited during the night, the coins
+would seem to have had nothing to do with the matter.
+
+Mr. Batchel left the two crowns lying on his table on this next day,
+and went about his ordinary duties. They were such duties as afforded
+full occupation for his mind, and he gave no more than a passing
+thought to the coins, until he was again retiring to rest. He had
+certainly intended to return to the heap of rubbish from which he had
+taken them, but had not found leisure to do so. He did not handle the
+coins again. As he undressed, he made some attempt to estimate their
+value, but without having arrived at any conclusion, went on to think
+of other things, and in a little while had lain down to rest again,
+hoping for a better night.
+
+His hopes were disappointed. Within an hour of falling asleep he found
+himself awakened again by the voiceless whining he so well remembered.
+This sound, as for convenience we will call it, was now persistent and
+continuous. Mr. Batchel gave up even trying to sleep, and as he grew
+more restless and uneasy, decided to get up and dress.
+
+It was the entire cessation of the sound at this juncture which led
+him to a suspicion. His rising was evidently giving satisfaction. From
+that it was easy to infer that something had been desired of him, both
+on the present and the preceding night. Mr. Batchel was not one to
+hold himself aloof in such a case. If help was wanted, even in such
+unnatural circumstances, he was ready to offer it. He determined,
+accordingly, to return to the Manor House, and when he had finished
+dressing, descended the stairs, put on a warm overcoat and went out,
+closing his hall door behind him, without having heard any more of the
+sound, either whilst dressing, or whilst leaving the house.
+
+Once out of doors, the suspicion he had formed was strengthened into a
+conviction. There was no manner of doubt that he had been fetched from
+his bed; for about 30 yards in front of him he saw the strange creamy
+half-figure making straight for the ruins. He followed it as well as he
+could; as before, he was impeded by the ivy and weeds, and the figure
+awaited him; as before, it made straight for the heap of masonry and
+disappeared as soon as Mr. Batchel was at liberty to follow.
+
+There were no dungeons, or subterranean premises beneath the Manor
+House. It had never been more than a house of residence, and the
+building had been purely domestic in character. Mr. Batchel was
+convinced that his adventure would prove unromantic, and felt some
+impatience at losing again, what he had begun to call his triangular
+friend. If this friend wanted anything, it was not easy to say why he
+had so tamely disappeared. There seemed nothing to be done but to wait
+until he came out again.
+
+Mr. Batchel had a pipe in his pocket, and he seated himself upon the
+base of a sun-dial within full view of the spot. He filled and smoked
+his pipe, sitting in momentary expectation of some further sign, but
+nothing appeared. He heard the hedgehogs moving about him in the
+undergrowth, and now and then the sound of a restless bird overhead,
+otherwise all was still. He smoked a second pipe without any further
+discovery, and that finished, he knocked out the ashes against his
+boot, walked to the mound, near to which his labelled stick was lying,
+thrust the stick into the place where the figure had disappeared, and
+went back to bed, where he was rewarded with five hours of sound sleep.
+
+Mr. Batchel had made up his mind that the next day ought to be a day
+of disclosure. He was early at the Manor House, this time provided
+with the gardener's pick, and a spade. He thrust the pick into the
+place from which he had removed his mark, and loosened the rubbish
+thoroughly. With his hands, and with his spade, he was not long in
+reducing the size of the heap by about one-half, and there he found
+more coins.
+
+There were three more crowns, two half-crowns, and a dozen or so
+of smaller coins. All these Mr. Batchel wrapped carefully in his
+handkerchief, and after a few minutes rest went on with his task. As
+it proved, the task was nearly over. Some strips of oak about nine
+inches long, were next uncovered, and then, what Mr. Batchel had begun
+to expect, the lid of a box, with the hinges still attached. It lay,
+face downwards, upon a flat stone. It proved, when he had taken it up,
+to be almost unsoiled, and above a long and wide slit in the lid was
+the gilded legend, "for ye poore" in the graceful lettering and the
+redundant spelling of two centuries ago.
+
+The meaning of all this Mr. Batchel was not long in interpreting.
+That the box and its contents had fallen and been broken amongst
+the masonry, was evident enough. It was as evident that it had been
+concealed in one of the walls brought down by the fire, and Mr. Batchel
+had no doubt at all that he had been in the company of a thief, who
+had once stolen the poor-box from the Church. His task seemed to be at
+an end, a further rummage revealed nothing new. Mr. Batchel carefully
+collected the fragments of the box, and left the place.
+
+His next act cannot be defended. He must have been aware that these
+coins were "treasure trove," and therefore the property of the Crown.
+In spite of this, he determined to convert them into current coin, as
+he well knew how, and to apply the proceeds to the Inundation Fund
+about which he was so anxious. Treating them as his own property, he
+cleaned them all, as he had cleaned the two crowns, sent them to an
+antiquarian friend in London to sell for him, and awaited the result.
+The lid of the poor box he still preserves as a relic of the adventure.
+
+His antiquarian friend did not keep him long waiting. The coins had
+been eagerly bought, and the price surpassed any expectation that Mr.
+Batchel had allowed himself to entertain. He had sent the package
+to London on Saturday morning. Upon the following Tuesday, the last
+post in the evening brought a cheque for twenty guineas. The brief
+subscription list of the Inundation Fund lay upon his desk, and he
+at once entered the amount he had so strangely come by, but could
+not immediately decide upon its description. Leaving the line blank,
+therefore, he merely wrote down £21 in the cash column, to be assigned
+to its source in some suitable form of words when he should have found
+time to frame them.
+
+In this state he left the subscription list upon his desk, when he
+retired for the night. It occurred to him as he was undressing, that
+the twenty guineas might suitably be described as a "restitution," and
+so he determined to enter it upon the line he had left vacant. As he
+reconsidered the matter in the morning, he saw no reason to alter his
+decision, and he went straight from his bedroom to his desk to make the
+entry and have done with it.
+
+There was an incident in the adventure, however, upon which Mr. Batchel
+had not reckoned. As he approached the list, he saw, to his amazement,
+that the line had been filled in. In a crabbed, elongated hand was
+written, "At last, St. Matt. v. 26."
+
+What may seem more strange is that the handwriting was familiar to Mr.
+Batchel, he could not at first say why. His memory, however, in such
+matters, was singularly good, and before breakfast was over he felt
+sure of having identified the writer.
+
+His confidence was not misplaced. He went to the parish chest, whose
+contents he had thoroughly examined in past intervals of leisure, and
+took out the roll of parish constable's accounts. In a few minutes
+he discovered the handwriting of which he was in search. It was
+unmistakably that of Salathiel Thrapston, constable from 1705-1710, who
+met his death in the latter year, whilst in the execution of his duty.
+The reader will scarcely need to be reminded of the text of the Gospel
+at the place of reference--
+
+"Thou shalt by no means come out thence till thou hast paid the
+uttermost farthing."
+
+
+
+
+V.
+
+LUBRIETTA.
+
+
+For the better understanding of this narrative we shall furnish the
+reader with a few words of introduction. It amounts to no more than
+a brief statement of facts which Mr. Batchel obtained from the Lady
+Principal of the European College in Puna, but the facts nevertheless
+are important. The narrative itself was obtained from Mr. Batchel with
+difficulty: he was disposed to regard it as unsuitable for publication
+because of the delicate nature of the situations with which it deals.
+When, however, it was made clear to him that it would be recorded in
+such a manner as would interest only a very select body of readers,
+his scruples were overcome, and he was induced to communicate the
+experience now to be related. Those who read it will not fail to see
+that they are in a manner pledged to deal very discreetly with the
+knowledge they are privileged to share.
+
+Lubrietta Rodria is described by her Lady Principal as an attractive
+and high-spirited girl of seventeen, belonging to the Purple of Indian
+commerce. Her nationality was not precisely known; but drawing near,
+as she did, to a marriageable age, and being courted by more than one
+eligible suitor, she was naturally an object of great interest to her
+schoolfellows, with whom her personal beauty and amiable temper had
+always made her a favourite. She was not, the Lady Principal thought,
+a girl who would be regarded in Christian countries as of very high
+principle; but none the less, she was one whom it was impossible not to
+like.
+
+Her career at the college had ended sensationally. She had been
+immoderately anxious about her final examination, and its termination
+had found her in a state of collapse. They had at once removed her to
+her father's house in the country, where she received such nursing
+and assiduous attention as her case required. It was apparently of no
+avail. For three weeks she lay motionless, deprived of speech, and
+voluntarily, taking no food. Then for a further period of ten days she
+lay in a plight still more distressing. She lost all consciousness,
+and, despite the assurance of the doctors, her parents could hardly be
+persuaded that she lived.
+
+Her _fiancé_ who by this time had been declared, was in despair, not
+only from natural affection for Lubrietta, but from remorse. It
+was his intellectual ambition that had incited her to the eagerness
+in study which was threatening such dire results, and it was well
+understood that neither of the lovers would survive these anxious days
+of watching if they were not to be survived by both.
+
+After ten days, however, a change supervened. Lubrietta came back to
+life amid the frenzied rejoicing of the household and all her circle.
+She recovered her health and strength with incredible speed, and within
+three months was married--as the Lady Principal had cause to believe,
+with the happiest prospects.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+Mr. Batchel had not, whilst residing at Stoneground, lost touch
+with the University which had given him his degree, and in which he
+had formerly held one or two minor offices. He had earned no great
+distinction as a scholar, but had taken a degree in honours, and was
+possessed of a useful amount of general knowledge, and in this he found
+not only constant pleasure, but also occasional profit.
+
+The University had made herself, for better or worse, an examiner of
+a hundred times as many students as she could teach; her system of
+examinations had extended to the very limits of the British Empire, and
+her certificates of proficiency were coveted in every quarter of the
+globe.
+
+In the examination of these students, Mr. Batchel, who had considerable
+experience in teaching, was annually employed. Papers from all parts
+of the world were to be found littered about his study, and the
+examination of these papers called for some weeks of strenuous labour
+at every year's end. As the weeks passed, he would anxiously watch
+the growth of a neat stack of papers in the corner of the room, which
+indicated the number to which marks had been assigned and reported to
+Cambridge. The day upon which the last of these was laid in its place
+was a day of satisfaction, second only to that which later on brought
+him a substantial cheque to remunerate him for his labours.
+
+During this period of special effort, Mr. Batchel's servants had their
+share of its discomforts. The chairs and tables they wanted to dust and
+to arrange, were loaded with papers which they were forbidden to touch;
+and although they were warned against showing visitors into any room
+where these papers were lying, Mr. Batchel would inconsiderately lay
+them in every room he had. The privacy of his study, however, where the
+work was chiefly done, was strictly guarded, and no one was admitted
+there unless by Mr. Batchel himself.
+
+Imagine his annoyance, therefore, when he returned from an evening
+engagement at the beginning of the month of January, and found a
+stranger seated in the study! Yet the annoyance was not long in
+subsiding. The visitor was a lady, and as she sat by the lamp, a glance
+was enough to shew that she was young, and very beautiful. The interest
+which this young lady excited in Mr. Batchel was altogether unusual,
+as unusual as was the visit of such a person at such a time. His
+conjecture was that she had called to give him notice of a marriage,
+but he was really charmed by her presence, and was quite content to
+find her in no haste to state her errand. The manner, however, of the
+lady was singular, for neither by word nor movement did she show that
+she was conscious of Mr. Batchel's entry into the room.
+
+He began at length with his customary formula "What can I have the
+pleasure of doing for you?" and when, at the sound of his voice, she
+turned her fine dark eyes upon him, he saw that they were wet with
+tears.
+
+Mr. Batchel was now really moved. As a tear fell upon the lady's cheek,
+she raised her hand as if to conceal it--a brilliant sapphire sparkling
+in the lamp-light as she did so. And then the lady's distress, and
+the exquisite grace of her presence, altogether overcame him. There
+stole upon him a strange feeling of tenderness which he supposed to
+be paternal, but knew nevertheless to be indiscreet. He was a prudent
+man, with strict notions of propriety, so that, ostensibly with a view
+to giving the lady a few minutes in which to recover her composure,
+he quietly left the study and went into another room, to pull himself
+together.
+
+Mr. Batchel, like most solitary men, had a habit of talking to himself.
+"It is of no use, R. B.," he said, "to pretend that you have retired on
+this damsel's account. If you don't take care, you'll make a fool of
+yourself." He took up from the table a volume of the encyclopedia in
+which, the day before, he had been looking up Pestalozzi, and turned
+over the pages in search of something to restore his equanimity. An
+article on Perspective proved to be the very thing. Wholly unromantic
+in character, its copious presentment of hard fact relieved his mind,
+and he was soon threading his way along paths of knowledge to which he
+was little accustomed. He applied his remedy with such persistence that
+when four or five minutes had passed, he felt sufficiently composed to
+return to the study. He framed, as he went, a suitable form of words
+with which to open the conversation, and took with him his register
+of Banns of Marriage, of which he thought he foresaw the need. As he
+opened the study-door, the book fell from his hands to the ground, so
+completely was he overcome by surprise, for he found the room empty.
+The lady had disappeared; her chair stood vacant before him.
+
+Mr. Batchel sat down for a moment, and then rang the bell. It was
+answered by the boy who always attended upon him.
+
+"When did the lady go?" asked Mr. Batchel.
+
+The boy looked bewildered.
+
+"The lady you showed into the study before I came."
+
+"Please, sir, I never shown anyone into the study; I never do when
+you're out."
+
+"There was a lady here," said Mr. Batchel, "when I returned."
+
+The boy now looked incredulous.
+
+"Did you not let someone out just now?"
+
+"No, sir," said the boy. "I put the chain on the front door as soon as
+you came in."
+
+This was conclusive. The chain upon the hall-door was an ancient and
+cumbrous thing, and could not be manipulated without considerable
+effort, and a great deal of noise. Mr. Batchel released the boy, and
+began to think furiously. He was not, as the reader is well aware,
+without some experience of the supranormal side of nature, and he knew
+of course that the visit of this enthralling lady had a purpose. He was
+beginning to know, however, that it had had an effect. He sat before
+his fire reproducing her image, and soon gave it up in disgust because
+his imagination refused to do her justice. He could recover the details
+of her appearance, but could combine them into nothing that would
+reproduce the impression she had first made upon him.
+
+He was unable now to concentrate his attention upon the examination
+papers lying on his table. His mind wandered so often to the other
+topic that he felt himself to be in danger of marking the answers
+unfairly. He turned away from his work, therefore, and moved to another
+chair, where he sat down to read. It was the chair in which she herself
+had sat, and he made no attempt to pretend that he had chosen it on any
+other account. He had, in fact, made some discoveries about himself
+during the last half-hour, and he gave himself another surprise when
+he came to select his book. In the ordinary course of what he had
+supposed to be his nature, he would certainly have returned to the
+article on Perspective; it was lying open in the next room, and he
+had read no more than a tenth part of it. But instead of that, his
+thoughts went back to a volume he had but once opened, and that for
+no more than two minutes. He had received the book, by way of birthday
+present, early in the preceding year, from a relative who had bestowed
+either no consideration at all, or else a great deal of cunning, upon
+its selection. It was a collection of 17th century lyrics, which Mr.
+Batchel's single glance had sufficed to condemn. Regarding the one
+lyric he had read as a sort of literary freak, he had banished the book
+to one of the spare bedrooms, and had never seen it since. And now,
+after this long interval, the absurd lines which his eye had but once
+lighted upon, were recurring to his mind:
+
+ "Fair, sweet, and young, receive a prize
+ Reserved for your victorious eyes";
+
+and so far from thinking them absurd, as he now recalled them, he went
+upstairs to fetch the book, in which he was soon absorbed. The lyrics
+no longer seemed unreasonable. He felt conscious, as he read one after
+another, of a side of nature that he had strangely neglected, and was
+obliged to admit that the men whose feelings were set forth in the
+various sonnets and poems had a fine gift of expression.
+
+ "Thus, whilst I look for her in vain,
+ Methinks I am a child again,
+ And of my shadow am a-chasing.
+ For all her graces are to me
+ Like apparitions that I see,
+ But never can come near th' embracing."
+
+No! these men were not, as he had formerly supposed, writing with
+air, and he felt ashamed at having used the term "freak" at their
+expense.
+
+Mr. Batchel read more of the lyrics, some of them twice, and one of
+them much oftener. That one he began to commit to memory, and since the
+household had retired to rest, to recite aloud. He had been unaware
+that literature contained anything so beautiful, and as he looked again
+at the book to recover an expression his memory had lost, a tear fell
+upon the page. It was a thing so extraordinary that Mr. Batchel first
+looked at the ceiling, but when he found that it was indeed a tear from
+his own eye he was immoderately pleased with himself. Had not she also
+shed a tear as she sat upon the same chair? The fact seemed to draw
+them together.
+
+Contemplation of this sort was, however, a luxury to be enjoyed in
+something like moderation. Mr. Batchel soon laid down his lyric and
+savagely began to add up columns of marks, by way of discipline; and
+when he had totalled several pages of these, respect for his normal
+self had returned with sufficient force to take him off to bed.
+
+The matter of his dreams, or whether he dreamed at all, has not been
+disclosed. He awoke, at any rate, in a calmer state of mind, and such
+romantic thoughts as remained were effectually dispelled by the sight
+of his own countenance when he began to shave. "Fancy you spouting
+lyrics," he said, as he dabbed the brush upon his mouth, and by the
+time he was ready for breakfast he pronounced himself cured.
+
+The prosaic labours awaiting him in the study were soon forced upon his
+notice, and for once he did not regret it. Amongst the letters lying
+upon the breakfast table was one from the secretary who controlled the
+system of examination. The form of the envelope was too familiar to
+leave him in doubt as to what it contained. It was a letter which, to a
+careful man like Mr. Batchel, seemed to have the nature of a reproof,
+inasmuch as it probably asked for information which it had already
+been his duty to furnish. The contents of the envelope, when he had
+impatiently torn it open, answered to his expectation--he was formally
+requested to supply the name and the marks of candidate No. 1004, and
+he wondered, as he ate his breakfast, how he had omitted to return
+them. He hunted out the paper of No. 1004 as soon as the meal was over.
+The candidate proved to be one Lubrietta Bodria, of whom, of course,
+he had never heard, and her answers had all been marked. He could not
+understand why they should have been made the subject of enquiry.
+
+He took her papers in his hand, and looked at them again as he stood
+with his back to the fire, having lit the pipe which invariably
+followed his breakfast, and then he discovered something much harder to
+understand. The marks were not his own. In place of the usual sketchy
+numerals, hardly decipherable to any but himself, he saw figures which
+were carefully formed; and the marks assigned to the first answer, as
+he saw it on the uppermost sheet, were higher than the maximum number
+obtainable for that question.
+
+Mr. Batchel laid down his pipe and seated himself at the table. He was
+greatly puzzled. As he turned over the sheets of No. 1004 he found
+all the other questions marked in like manner, and making a total of
+half as much again as the highest possible number. "Who the dickens,"
+he said, using a meaningless, but not uncommon expression, "has been
+playing with this; and how came I to pass it over?" The need of the
+moment, however, was to furnish the proper marks to the secretary at
+Cambridge, and Mr. Batchel proceeded to read No. 1004 right through.
+
+He soon found that he had read it all before, and the matter began to
+bristle with queries. It proved, in fact, to be a paper over which he
+had spent some time, and for a singularly interesting reason. He had
+learned from a friend in the Indian Civil Service that an exaggerated
+value was often placed by ambitious Indians and Cingalese upon a
+European education, and that many aspiring young men declined to
+take a wife who had not passed this very examination. It was to Mr.
+Batchel a disquieting reflection that his blue pencil was not only
+marking mistakes, but might at the same time be cancelling matrimonial
+engagements, and his friend's communication had made him scrupulously
+careful in examining the work of young ladies in Oriental Schools. The
+matter had occurred to him at once as he had examined the answers of
+Lubrietta Rodria. He perfectly remembered the question upon which her
+success depended. A problem in logic had been answered by a rambling
+and worthless argument, to which, somehow, the right conclusion was
+appended: the conclusion might be a happy guess, or it might have been
+secured by less honest means, but Mr. Batchel, following his usual
+practice, gave no marks for it. It was not here that he found any cause
+for hesitation, but when he came to the end of the paper and found that
+the candidate had only just failed, he had turned back to the critical
+question, imagined an eligible bachelor awaiting the result of the
+examination, and then, after a period of vacillation, had hastily put
+the symbol of failure upon the paper lest he should be tempted to bring
+his own charity to the rescue of the candidate's logic, and unfairly
+add the three marks which would suffice to pass her.
+
+As he now read the answer for the second time, the same pitiful thought
+troubled him, and this time more than before; for over the edge of
+the paper of No. 1004 there persistently arose the image of the young
+lady with the sapphire ring. It directed the current of his thoughts.
+Suppose that Lubrietta Rodria were anything like that! and what if the
+arguments of No. 1004 were worthless! Young ladies were notoriously
+weak in argument, and as strong in conclusions! and after all, the
+conclusion was correct, and ought not a correct conclusion to have its
+marks? There followed much more to the same purpose, and in the end Mr.
+Batchel stultified himself by adding the necessary three marks, and
+passing the candidate.
+
+"This comes precious near to being a job," he remarked, as he entered
+the marks upon the form and sealed it in the envelope, "but No. 1004
+must pass, this time." He enclosed in the envelope a request to know
+why the marks had been asked for, since they had certainly been
+returned in their proper place. A brief official reply informed him
+next day that the marks he had returned exceeded the maximum, and must,
+therefore, have been wrongly entered.
+
+"This," said Mr. Batchel, "is a curious coincidence."
+
+Curious as it certainly was, it was less curious than what immediately
+followed. It was Mr. Batchel's practice to avoid any delay in returning
+these official papers, and he went out, there and then, to post his
+envelope. The Post Office was no more than a hundred yards from his
+door, and in three minutes he was in his study again. The first object
+that met his eye there was a beautiful sapphire ring lying upon the
+papers of No. 1004, which had remained upon the table.
+
+Mr. Batchel at once recognised the ring. "I knew it was precious near a
+job," he said, "but I didn't know that it was as near as this."
+
+He took up the ring and examined it. It looked like a ring of great
+value; the stone was large and brilliant, and the setting was of fine
+workmanship. "Now what on earth," said Mr. Batchel, "am I to do with
+this?"
+
+The nearest jeweller to Stoneground was a competent and experienced
+tradesman of the old school. He was a member of the local Natural
+History Society, and in that capacity Mr. Batchel had made intimate
+acquaintance with him. To this jeweller, therefore, he carried the
+ring, and asked him what he thought of it.
+
+"I'll give you forty pounds for it," said the jeweller.
+
+Mr. Batchel replied that the ring was not his. "What about the make of
+it?" he asked. "Is it English?"
+
+The jeweller replied that it was unmistakably Indian.
+
+"You are sure?" said Mr. Batchel.
+
+"Certain," said the jeweller. "Major Ackroyd brought home one like it,
+all but the stone, from Puna; I repaired it for him last year."
+
+The information was enough, if not more than enough, for Mr. Batchel.
+He begged a suitable case from his friend the jeweller, and within
+an hour had posted the ring to Miss Lubrietta Rodria at the European
+College in Puna. At the same time he wrote to the Principal the letter
+whose answer is embodied in the preface to this narrative.
+
+Having done this, Mr. Batchel felt more at ease. He had given Lubrietta
+Rodria what he amiably called the benefit of the doubt, but it should
+never be said that he had been bribed.
+
+The rest of his papers he marked with fierce justice. A great deal of
+the work, in his zeal, he did twice over, but his conscience amply
+requited him for the superfluous labour. The last paper was marked
+within a day of the allotted time, Mr. Batchel shortly afterwards
+received his cheque, and was glad to think that the whole matter was at
+an end.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+That Lubrietta had been absent from India whilst her relatives and
+attendants were trying to restore her to consciousness, he had good
+reason to know. His friends, for the most part, took a very narrow view
+of human nature and its possibilities, so that he kept his experience,
+for a long time, to himself; there were personal reasons for not
+discussing the incident. The reader has been already told upon what
+understanding it is recorded here.
+
+There remains, however, an episode which Mr. Batchel all but managed
+to suppress. Upon the one occasion when he allowed himself to speak of
+this matter, he was being pressed for a description of the sapphire
+ring, and was not very successful in his attempt to describe it. There
+was no reason, of course, why this should lay his good faith under
+suspicion. Few of us could pass an examination upon objects with which
+we are supposed to be familiar, or say which of our tables have three
+legs, and which four.
+
+One of Mr. Batchel's auditors, however, took a captious view of the
+matter, and brusquely remarked, in imitation of a more famous sceptic,
+"I don't believe there's no sich a thing."
+
+Mr. Batchel, of course, recognised the phrase, and it was his eagerness
+to establish his credit that committed him at this point to a last
+disclosure about Lubrietta. He drew a sapphire ring from his pocket,
+handed it to the incredulous auditor, and addressed him in the manner
+of Mrs. Gamp.
+
+"What! you bage creetur, have I had this ring three year or more to be
+told there ain't no sech a thing. Go along with you."
+
+"But I thought the ring was sent back," said more than one.
+
+"How did you come by it?" said all the others.
+
+Mr. Batchel thereupon admitted that he had closed his story prematurely.
+About six weeks after the return of the ring to Puna he had found it
+once again upon his table, returned through the post. Enclosed in the
+package was a note which Mr. Batchel, being now committed to this part
+of the story, also passed round for inspection. It ran as follows:--
+
+ "Accept the ring, dear one, and wear it for my sake. Fail not
+ to think sometimes of her whom you have made happy.--L. R."
+
+"What on earth am I to do with this?" Mr. Batchel had asked himself
+again. And this time he had answered the question, after the briefest
+possible delay, by slipping the ring upon his fourth finger.
+
+The book of Lyrics remained downstairs amongst the books in constant
+use. Mr. Batchel can repeat at least half of the collection from memory.
+
+He knows well enough that such terms as "dear one" are addressed to
+bald gentlemen only in a Pickwickian sense, but even with that sense
+the letter gives him pleasure.
+
+He admits that he thinks very often of "her whom he has made happy,"
+but that he cannot exclude from his thoughts at these times an
+ungenerous regret. It is that he has also made happy a nameless
+Oriental gentleman whom he presumptuously calls "the other fellow."
+
+
+
+
+VI.
+
+THE ROCKERY.
+
+
+The Vicar's garden at Stoneground has certainly been enclosed for more
+than seven centuries, and during the whole of that time its almost
+sacred privacy has been regarded as permanent and unchangeable. It has
+remained for the innovators of later and more audacious days to hint
+that it might be given into other hands, and still carry with it no
+curse that should make a new possessor hasten to undo his irreverence.
+Whether there can be warrant for such confidence, time will show. The
+experiences already related will show that the privacy of the garden
+has been counted upon both by good men and worse. And here is a story,
+in its way, more strange than any.
+
+By way of beginning, it may be well to describe a part of the garden
+not hitherto brought into notice. That part lies on the western
+boundary, where the garden slopes down to a sluggish stream, hardly a
+stream at all, locally known as the Lode. The Lode bounds the garden
+on the west along its whole length, and there the moor-hen builds her
+nest, and the kingfisher is sometimes, but in these days too rarely,
+seen. But the centre of vision, as it were, of this western edge lies
+in a cluster of tall elms. Towards these all the garden paths converge,
+and about their base is raised a bank of earth, upon which is heaped a
+rockery of large stones lately overgrown with ferns.
+
+Mr. Batchel's somewhat prim taste in gardening had long resented
+this disorderly bank. In more than one place in his garden had wild
+confusion given place to a park-like trimness, and there were not a
+few who would say that the change was not for the better. Mr. Batchel,
+however, went his own way, and in due time determined to remove the
+rockery. He was puzzled by its presence; he could see no reason why a
+bank should have been raised about the feet of the elms, and surmounted
+with stones; not a ray of sunshine ever found its way there, and none
+but coarse and uninteresting plants had established themselves. Whoever
+had raised the bank had done it ignorantly, or with some purpose not
+easy for Mr. Batchel to conjecture.
+
+Upon a certain day, therefore, in the early part of December, when
+the garden had been made comfortable for its winter rest, he began,
+with the assistance of his gardener, to remove the stones into another
+place.
+
+We do but speak according to custom in this matter, and there are few
+readers who will not suspect the truth, which is that the gardener
+began to remove the stones, whilst Mr. Batchel stood by and delivered
+criticisms of very slight value. Such strength, in fact, as Mr. Batchel
+possessed had concentrated itself upon the mind, and somewhat neglected
+his body, and what he called help, during his presence in the garden,
+was called by another name when the gardener and his boy were left to
+themselves, with full freedom of speech.
+
+There were few of the stones rolled down by the gardener that Mr.
+Batchel could even have moved, but his astonishment at their size soon
+gave place to excitement at their appearance. His antiquarian tastes
+were strong, and were soon busily engaged. For, as the stones rolled
+down, his eyes were feasted, in a rapid succession, by capitals of
+columns, fragments of moulded arches and mullions, and other relics of
+ecclesiastical building.
+
+Repeatedly did he call the gardener down from his work to put these
+fragments together, and before long there were several complete lengths
+of arcading laid upon the path. Stones which, perhaps, had been
+separated for centuries, once more came together, and Mr. Batchel,
+rubbing his hands in excited satisfaction, declared that he might
+recover the best parts of a Church by the time the rockery had been
+demolished.
+
+The interest of the gardener in such matters was of a milder kind. "We
+must go careful," he merely observed, "when we come to the organ." They
+went on removing more and more stones, until at length the whole bank
+was laid bare, and Mr. Batchel's chief purpose achieved. How the stones
+were carefully arranged, and set up in other parts of the garden, is
+well known, and need not concern us now.
+
+One detail, however, must not be omitted. A large and stout stake of
+yew, evidently of considerable age, but nevertheless quite sound, stood
+exposed after the clearing of the bank. There was no obvious reason for
+its presence, but it had been well driven in, so well that the strength
+of the gardener, or, if it made any difference, of the gardener and Mr.
+Batchel together, failed even to shake it. It was not unsightly, and
+might have remained where it was, had not the gardener exclaimed, "This
+is the very thing we want for the pump." It was so obviously "the very
+thing" that its removal was then and there decided upon.
+
+The pump referred to was a small iron pump used to draw water from the
+Lode. It had been affixed to many posts in turn, and defied them all
+to hold it. Not that the pump was at fault. It was a trifling affair
+enough. But the pumpers were usually garden-boys, whose impatient
+energy had never failed, before many days, to wriggle the pump away
+from its supports. When the gardener had, upon one occasion, spent
+half a day in attaching it firmly to a post, they had at once shaken
+out the post itself. Since, therefore, the matter was causing daily
+inconvenience, and the gardener becoming daily more concerned for his
+reputation as a rough carpenter, it was natural for him to exclaim,
+"This is the very thing." It was a better stake than he had ever used,
+and as had just been made evident, a stake that the ground would hold.
+
+"Yes!" said Mr. Batchel, "it is the very thing; but can we get it up?"
+The gardener always accepted this kind of query as a challenge, and
+replied only by taking up a pick and setting to work, Mr. Batchel,
+as usual, looking on, and making, every now and then, a fruitless
+suggestion. After a few minutes, however, he made somewhat more than a
+suggestion. He darted forward and laid his hand upon the pick. "Don't
+you see some copper?" he asked quickly.
+
+Every man who digs knows what a hiding place there is in the earth.
+The monotony of spade work is always relieved by a hope of turning up
+something unexpected. Treasure lies dimly behind all these hopes, so
+that the gardener, having seen Mr. Batchel excited over so much that
+was precious from his own point of view, was quite ready to look for
+something of value to an ordinary reasonable man. Copper might lead to
+silver, and that, in turn, to gold. At Mr. Batchel's eager question,
+therefore, he peered into the hole he had made, and examined everything
+there that might suggest the rounded form of a coin.
+
+He soon saw what had arrested Mr. Batchel. There was a lustrous scratch
+on the side of the stake, evidently made by the pick, and though the
+metal was copper, plainly enough, the gardener felt that he had been
+deceived, and would have gone on with his work. Copper of that sort
+gave him no sort of excitement, and only a feeble interest.
+
+Mr. Batchel, however, was on his hands and knees. There was a small
+irregular plate of copper nailed to the stake; without any difficulty
+he tore it away from the nails, and soon scraped it clean with a
+shaving of wood; then, rising to his feet, he examined his find.
+
+There was an inscription upon it, so legible as to need no deciphering.
+It had been roughly and effectually made with a hammer and nail, the
+letters being formed by series of holes punched deeply into the metal,
+and what he read was:--
+
+ MOVE NOT THIS
+ STAKE, NOV. 1, 1702.
+
+But to move the stake was what Mr. Batchel had determined upon, and the
+metal plate he held in his hand interested him chiefly as showing how
+long the post had been there. He had happened, as he supposed, upon an
+ancient landmark. The discovery, recorded elsewhere, of a well, near to
+the edge of his present lawn, had shown him that his premises had once
+been differently arranged. One of the minor antiquarian tasks he had
+set himself was to discover and record the old arrangement, and he felt
+that the position of this stake would help him. He felt no doubt of
+its being a point upon the western limit of the garden; not improbably
+marked in this way to show where the garden began, and where ended the
+ancient hauling-way, which had been secured to the public for purposes
+of navigation.
+
+The gardener, meanwhile, was proceeding with his work. With no small
+difficulty he removed the rubble and clay which accounted for the
+firmness of the stake. It grew dark as the work went on, and a distant
+clock struck five before it was completed. Five was the hour at
+which the gardener usually went home; his day began early. He was
+not, however, a man to leave a small job unfinished, and he went on
+loosening the earth with his pick, and trying the effect, at intervals,
+upon the firmness of the stake. It naturally began to give, and could
+be moved from side to side through a space of some few inches. He
+lifted out the loosened stones, and loosened more. His pick struck
+iron, which, after loosening, proved to be links of a rusted chain.
+"They've buried a lot of rubbish in this hole," he remarked, as he went
+on loosening the chain, which, in the growing darkness, could hardly
+be seen. Mr. Batchel, meanwhile, occupied himself in a simpler task of
+working the stake to and fro, by way of loosening its hold. Ultimately
+it began to move with greater freedom. The gardener laid down his
+tool and grasped the stake, which his master was still holding; their
+combined efforts succeeded at once; the stake was lifted out.
+
+It turned out to be furnished with an unusually long and sharp point,
+which explained the firmness of its hold upon the ground. The gardener
+carried it to the neighbourhood of the pump, in readiness for its next
+purpose, and made ready to go home. He would drive the stake to-morrow,
+he said, in the new place, and make the pump so secure that not even
+the boys could shake it. He also spoke of some designs he had upon
+the chain, should it prove to be of any considerable length. He was an
+ingenious man, and his skill in converting discarded articles to new
+uses was embarrassing to his master. Mr. Batchel, as has been said, was
+a prim gardener, and he had no liking for makeshift devices. He had
+that day seen his runner beans trained upon a length of old gas-piping,
+and had no intention of leaving the gardener in possession of such a
+treasure as a rusty chain. What he said, however, and said with truth,
+was that he wanted the chain for himself. He had no practical use for
+it, and hardly expected it to yield him any interest. But a chain
+buried in 1702 must be examined--nothing ancient comes amiss to a man
+of antiquarian tastes.
+
+Mr. Batchel had noticed, whilst the gardener had been carrying away
+the stake, that the chain lay very loosely in the earth. The pick had
+worked well round it. He said, therefore, that the chain must be lifted
+out and brought to him upon the morrow, bade his gardener good night,
+and went in to his fireside.
+
+This will appear to the reader to be a record of the merest trifles,
+but all readers will accept the reminder that there is no such
+thing as a trifle, and that what appears to be trivial has that
+appearance only so long as it stands alone. Regarded in the light
+of their consequences, those matters which have seemed to be least
+in importance, turn out, often enough, to be the greatest. And these
+trifling occupations, as we may call them for the last time, of Mr.
+Batchel and the gardener, had consequences which shall now be set down
+as Mr. Batchel himself narrated them. But we must take events in their
+order. At present Mr. Batchel is at his fireside, and his gardener at
+home with his family. The stake is removed, and the hole, in which lies
+some sort of an iron chain, is exposed.
+
+Upon this particular evening Mr. Batchel was dining out. He was a
+good natured man, with certain mild powers of entertainment, and his
+presence as an occasional guest was not unacceptable at some of the
+more considerable houses of the neighbourhood. And let us hasten to
+observe that he was not a guest who made any great impression upon
+the larders or the cellars of his hosts. He liked port, but he liked
+it only of good quality, and in small quantity. When he returned
+from a dinner party, therefore, he was never either in a surfeited
+condition of body, or in any confusion of mind. Not uncommonly after
+his return upon such occasions did he perform accurate work. Unfinished
+contributions to sundry local journals were seldom absent from his
+desk. They were his means of recreation. There they awaited convenient
+intervals of leisure, and Mr. Batchel was accustomed to say that of
+these intervals he found none so productive as a late hour, or hour and
+a half, after a dinner party.
+
+Upon the evening in question he returned, about an hour before
+midnight, from dining at the house of a retired officer residing in the
+neighbourhood, and the evening had been somewhat less enjoyable than
+usual. He had taken in to dinner a young lady who had too persistently
+assailed him with antiquarian questions. Now Mr. Batchel did not like
+talking what he regarded as "shop," and was not much at home with young
+ladies, to whom he knew that, in the nature of things, he could be
+but imperfectly acceptable. With infinite good will towards them, and
+a genuine liking for their presence, he felt that he had but little
+to offer them in exchange. There was so little in common between his
+life and theirs. He felt distinctly at his worst when he found himself
+treated as a mere scrap-book of information. It made him seem, as he
+would express it, de-humanised.
+
+Upon this particular evening the young lady allotted to him, perhaps
+at her own request, had made a scrap-book of him, and he had returned
+home somewhat discontented, if also somewhat amused. His discontent
+arose from having been deprived of the general conversation he so
+greatly, but so rarely, enjoyed. His amusement was caused by the
+incongruity between a very light-hearted young lady and the subject
+upon which she had made him talk, for she had talked of nothing else
+but modes of burial.
+
+He began to recall the conversation as he lit his pipe and dropped into
+his armchair. She had either been reflecting deeply upon the matter,
+or, as seemed to Mr. Batchel, more probable, had read something and
+half forgotten it. He recalled her questions, and the answers by which
+he had vainly tried to lead her to a more attractive topic. For example:
+
+ She: Will you tell me why people were buried at cross roads?
+
+ He: Well, consecrated ground was so jealously guarded that a
+ criminal would be held to have forfeited the right to be buried
+ amongst Christian folk. His friends would therefore choose
+ cross roads where there was set a wayside cross, and make his
+ grave at the foot of it. In some of my journeys in Scotland I
+ have seen crosses....
+
+But the young lady had refused to be led into Scotland. She had stuck
+to her subject.
+
+ She: Why have coffins come back into use? There is nothing in our
+ Burial Service about a coffin.
+
+ He: True, and the use of the coffin is due, in part, to an ignorant
+ notion of confining the corpse, lest, like Hamlet's father, he
+ should walk the earth. You will have noticed that the corpse
+ is always carried out of the house feet foremost, to suggest a
+ final exit, and that the grave is often covered with a heavy
+ slab. Very curious epitaphs are to be found on these slabs....
+
+But she was not to be drawn into the subject of epitaphs. She had made
+him tell of other devices for confining spirits to their prison, and
+securing the peace of the living, especially of those adopted in the
+case of violent and mischievous men. Altogether an unusual sort of
+young lady.
+
+The conversation, however, had revived his memories of what was, after
+all, a matter of some interest, and he determined to look through his
+parish registers for records of exceptional burials. He was surprised
+at himself for never having done it. He dismissed the matter from his
+mind for the time being, and as it was a bright moonlight night he
+thought he would finish his pipe in the garden.
+
+Therefore, although midnight was close at hand, he strolled complacently
+round his garden, enjoying the light of the moon no less than in the
+daytime he would have enjoyed the sun; and thus it was that he arrived
+at the scene of his labours upon the old rockery. There was more light
+than there had been at the end of the afternoon, and when he had walked
+up the bank, and stood over the hole we have already described, he could
+distinctly see the few exposed links of the iron chain. Should he remove
+it at once to a place of safety, out of the way of the gardener? It was
+about time for bed. The city clocks were then striking midnight. He
+would let the chain decide. If it came out easily he would remove it;
+otherwise, it should remain until morning.
+
+The chain came out more than easily. It seemed to have a force within
+itself. He gave but a slight tug at the free end with a view of
+ascertaining what resistance he had to encounter, and immediately found
+himself lying upon his back with the chain in his hand. His back had
+fortunately turned towards an elm three feet away which broke his fall,
+but there had been violence enough to cause him no little surprise.
+
+The effort he had made was so slight that he could not account for
+having lost his feet; and being a careful man, he was a little anxious
+about his evening coat, which he was still wearing. The chain, however,
+was in his hand, and he made haste to coil it into a portable shape,
+and to return to the house.
+
+Some fifty yards from the spot was the northern boundary of the garden,
+a long wall with a narrow lane beyond. It was not unusual, even at
+this hour of the night, to hear footsteps there. The lane was used by
+railway men, who passed to and from their work at all hours, as also by
+some who returned late from entertainments in the neighbouring city.
+
+But Mr. Batchel, as he turned back to the house, with his chain over
+one arm, heard more than footsteps. He heard for a few moments the
+unmistakable sound of a scuffle, and then a piercing cry, loud and
+sharp, and a noise of running. It was such a cry as could only have
+come from one in urgent need of help.
+
+Mr. Batchel dropped his chain. The garden wall was some ten feet high
+and he had no means of scaling it. But he ran quickly into the house,
+passed out by the hall door into the street, and so towards the lane
+without a moment's loss of time.
+
+Before he has gone many yards he sees a man running from the lane with
+his clothing in great disorder, and this man, at the sight of Mr.
+Batchel, darts across the road, runs along in the shadow of an opposite
+wall and attempts to escape.
+
+The man is known well enough to Mr. Batchel. It is one Stephen Medd, a
+respectable and sensible man, by occupation a shunter, and Mr. Batchel
+at once calls out to ask what has happened. Stephen, however, makes no
+reply but continues to run along the shadow of the wall, whereupon Mr.
+Batchel crosses over and intercepts him, and again asks what is amiss.
+Stephen answers wildly and breathlessly, "I'm not going to stop here,
+let me go home."
+
+As Mr. Batchel lays his hand upon the man's arm and draws him into the
+light of the moon, it is seen that his face is streaming with blood
+from a wound near the eye.
+
+He is somewhat calmed by the familiar voice of Mr. Batchel, and is
+about to speak, when another scream is heard from the lane. The voice
+is that of a boy or woman, and no sooner does Stephen hear it than he
+frees himself violently from Mr. Batchel and makes away towards his
+home. With no less speed does Mr. Batchel make for the lane, and finds
+about half way down a boy lying on the ground wounded and terrified.
+
+At first the boy clings to the ground, but he, too, is soon reassured
+by Mr. Batchel's voice, and allows himself to be lifted on to his
+feet. His wound is also in the face, and Mr. Batchel takes the boy
+into his house, bathes and plasters his wound, and soon restores him
+to something like calm. He is what is termed a call-boy, employed by
+the Railway Company to awaken drivers at all hours, and give them their
+instructions.
+
+Mr. Batchel is naturally impatient for the moment he can question
+the boy about his assailant, who is presumably also the assailant
+of Stephen Medd. No one had been visible in the lane, though the
+moon shone upon it from end to end. At the first available moment,
+therefore, he asks the boy, "Who did this?"
+
+The answer came, without any hesitation, "Nobody." "There was nobody
+there," he said, "and all of a sudden somebody hit me with an iron
+thing."
+
+Then Mr. Batchel asked, "Did you see Stephen Medd?" He was becoming
+greatly puzzled.
+
+The boy replied that he had seen Mr. Medd "a good bit in front," with
+nobody near him, and that all of a sudden someone knocked him down.
+
+Further questioning seemed useless. Mr. Batchel saw the boy to his
+home, left him at the door, and returned to bed, but not to sleep.
+He could not cease from thinking, and he could think of nothing but
+assaults from invisible hands. Morning seemed long in coming, but came
+at last.
+
+Mr. Batchel was up betimes and made a very poor breakfast. Dallying
+with the morning paper, rather than reading it, his eye was arrested by
+a headline about "Mysterious assaults in Elmham." He felt that he had
+mysteries of his own to occupy him and was in no mood to be interested
+in more assaults. But he had some knowledge of Elmham, a small town ten
+miles distant from Stoneground, and he read the brief paragraph, which
+contained no more than the substance of a telegram. It said, however,
+that three persons had been victims of unaccountable assaults. Two of
+them had escaped with slight injuries, but the third, a young woman,
+was dangerously wounded, though still alive and conscious. She declared
+that she was quite alone in her house and had been suddenly struck
+with great violence by what felt like a piece of iron, and that she
+must have bled to death but for a neighbour who heard her cries. The
+neighbour had at once looked out and seen nobody, but had bravely gone
+to her friend's assistance.
+
+Mr. Batchel laid down his newspaper considerably impressed, as was
+natural, by the resemblance of these tragedies to what he had
+witnessed himself. He was in no condition, after his excitement and
+his sleepless night, to do his usual work. His mind reverted to the
+conversation at the dinner party and the trifle of antiquarian research
+it had suggested. Such occupation had often served him when he found
+himself suffering from a cold, or otherwise indisposed for more serious
+work. He would get the registers and collect what entries there might
+be of irregular burial.
+
+He found only one such entry, but that one was enough. There was a note
+dated All Hallows, 1702, to this effect:
+
+ "This day did a vagrant from Elmham beat cruelly to death two
+ poor men who had refused him alms, and upon a hue and cry being
+ raised, took his own life. He was buried in one Parson's Close
+ with a stake through his body and his arms confined in chains,
+ and stoutly covered in."
+
+No further news came from Elmham. Either the effort had been exhausted,
+or its purpose achieved. But what could have led the young lady, a
+stranger to Mr. Batchel and to his garden, to hit upon so appropriate
+a topic? Mr. Batchel could not answer the question as he put it to
+himself again and again during the day. He only knew that she had given
+him a warning, by which, to his shame and regret, he had been too
+obtuse to profit.
+
+
+
+
+VII.
+
+THE INDIAN LAMP-SHADE.
+
+
+What has been already said of Mr. Batchel will have sufficed to inform
+the reader that he is a man of very settled habits. The conveniences
+of life, which have multiplied so fast of late, have never attracted
+him, even when he has heard of them. Inconveniences to which he is
+accustomed have always seemed to him preferable to conveniences with
+which he is unfamiliar. To this day, therefore, he writes with a quill,
+winds up his watch with a key, and will drink no soda-water but from a
+tumbling bottle with the cork wired to its neck.
+
+The reader accordingly will learn without surprise that Mr. Batchel
+continues to use the reading-lamp he acquired 30 years ago as a
+Freshman in College. He still carries it from room to room as
+occasion requires, and ignores all other means of illumination. It
+is an inexpensive lamp of very poor appearance, and dates from a
+time when labour-saving was not yet a fine art. It cannot be lighted
+without the removal of several of its parts, and it is extinguished
+by the primitive device of blowing down the chimney. What has always
+shocked the womenfolk of the Batchel family, however, is the lamp's
+unworthiness of its surroundings. Mr. Batchel's house is furnished in
+dignified and comfortable style, but the handsome lamp, surmounting
+a fluted brazen column, which his relatives bestowed upon him at his
+institution, is still unpacked.
+
+One of his younger and subtler relatives succeeded in damaging the old
+lamp, as she thought, irretrievably, by a well-planned accident, but
+found it still in use a year later, most atrociously repaired. The
+whole family, and some outsiders, had conspired to attack the offending
+lamp, and it had withstood them all.
+
+The single victory achieved over Mr. Batchel in this matter is quite
+recent, and was generally unexpected. A cousin who had gone out to
+India as a bride, and that of Mr. Batchel's making, had sent him
+an Indian lamp-shade. The association was pleasing. The shade was
+decorated with Buddhist figures which excited Mr. Batchel's curiosity,
+and to the surprise of all his friends he set it on the lamp and there
+allowed it to remain. It was not, however, the figures which had
+reconciled him to this novel and somewhat incongruous addition to the
+old lamp. The singular colour of the material had really attracted
+him. It was a bright orange-red, like no colour he had ever seen, and
+the remarks of visitors whose experience of such things was greater
+than his own soon justified him in regarding it as unique. No one had
+seen the colour elsewhere; and of all the tints which have acquired
+distinctive names, none of the names could be applied without some
+further qualification. Mr. Batchel himself did not trouble about
+a name, but was quite certain that it was a colour that he liked;
+and more than that, a colour which had about it some indescribable
+fascination. When the lamp had been brought in, and the curtains drawn,
+he used to regard with singular pleasure the interiors of rooms with
+whose appearance he was unaccustomed to concern himself. The books in
+his study, and the old-fashioned solid furniture of his dining room, as
+reflected in the new light, seemed to assume a more friendly aspect,
+as if they had previously been rigidly frozen, and had now thawed
+into life. The lamp-shade seemed to bestow upon the light some active
+property, and gave to the rooms, as Mr. Batchel said, the appearance of
+being wide-awake.
+
+These optical effects, as he called them, were especially noticeable in
+the dining room, where the convenience of a large table often induced
+him to spend the evening. Standing in a favourite attitude, with his
+elbow on the chimney-piece, Mr. Batchel found increasing pleasure in
+contemplating the interior of the room as he saw it reflected in a
+large old mirror above the fireplace. The great mahogany sideboard
+across the room, seemed, as he gazed upon it, to be penetrated by the
+light, and to acquire a softness of outline, and a sort of vivacity,
+which operated pleasantly upon its owner's imagination. He found
+himself playfully regretting, for example, that the mirror had no power
+of recording and reproducing the scenes enacted before it since the
+close of the 18th century, when it had become one of the fixtures of
+the house. The ruddy light of the lamp-shade had always a stimulating
+effect upon his fancy, and some of the verses which describe his
+visions before the mirror would delight the reader, but that the
+author's modesty forbids their reproduction. Had he been less firm in
+this matter we should have inserted here a poem in which Mr. Batchel
+audaciously ventured into the domain of Physics. He endowed his mirror
+with the power of retaining indefinitely the light which fell upon it,
+and of reflecting it only when excited by the appropriate stimulus. The
+passage beginning
+
+ The mirror, whilst men pass upon their way,
+ Treasures their image for a later day,
+
+might be derided by students of optics. Mr. Batchel has often read
+it in after days, with amazement, for, when his idle fancies came to be
+so gravely substantiated, he found that in writing the verses he had
+stumbled upon a new fact--a fact based as soundly, as will soon appear,
+upon experiment, as those which the text-books use in arriving at the
+better-known properties of reflection.
+
+He was seated in his dining room one frosty evening in January. His
+chair was drawn up to the fire, and the upper part of the space behind
+him was visible in the mirror. The brighter and clearer light thrown
+down by the shade was shining upon his book. It is the fate of most
+of us to receive visits when we should best like to be alone, and Mr.
+Batchel allowed an impatient exclamation to escape him, when, at nine
+o'clock on this evening, he heard the door-bell. A minute later, the
+boy announced "Mr. Mutcher," and Mr. Batchel, with such affability as
+he could hastily assume, rose to receive the caller. Mr. Mutcher was
+the Deputy Provincial Grand Master of the Ancient Order of Gleaners,
+and the formality of his manner accorded with the gravity of his title.
+Mr. Batchel soon became aware that the rest of the evening was doomed.
+The Deputy Provincial Grand Master had come to discuss the probable
+effect of the Insurance Act upon Friendly Societies, of which Mr.
+Batchel was an ardent supporter. He attended their meetings, in some
+cases kept their accounts, and was always apt to be consulted in their
+affairs. He seated Mr. Mutcher, therefore, in a chair on the opposite
+side of the fireplace, and gave him his somewhat reluctant attention.
+
+"This," said Mr. Mutcher, as he looked round the room, "is a cosy nook
+on a cold night. I cordially appreciate your kindness, Reverend Sir, in
+affording me this interview, and the comfort of your apartment leads me
+to wish that it might be more protracted."
+
+Mr. Batchel did his best not to dissent, and as he settled himself
+for a long half-hour, began to watch the rise and fall, between two
+lines upon the distant wall-paper of the shadow of Mr. Mutcher's
+side-whisker, as it seemed to beat time to his measured speech.
+
+The D.P.G.M. (for these functionaries are usually designated by
+initials) was not a man to be hurried into brevity. His style had been
+studiously acquired at Lodge meetings, and Mr. Batchel knew it well
+enough to be prepared for a lengthy preamble.
+
+"I have presumed," said Mr. Mutcher, as he looked straight before him
+into the mirror, "to trespass upon your Reverence's forbearance,
+because there are one or two points upon this new Insurance Act
+which seem calculated to damage our long-continued prosperity--I say
+long-continued prosperity," repeated Mr. Mutcher, as though Mr. Batchel
+had missed the phrase. "I had the favour of an interview yesterday,"
+he went on, "with the Sub-Superintendent of the Perseverance Accident
+and General (these were household words in circles which Mr. Batchel
+frequented, so that he was at no loss to understand them), and he
+was unanimous with me in agreeing that the matter called for careful
+consideration. There are one or two of our rules which we know to be
+essential to the welfare of our Order, and yet which will have to go by
+the board--I say by the board--as from July next. Now we are not Medes,
+nor yet Persians"--Mr. Mutcher was about to repeat "Persians" when he
+was observed to look hastily round the room and then to turn deadly
+pale. Mr. Batchel rose and hastened to his support; he was obviously
+unwell. The visitor, however, made a strong effort, rose from his chair
+at once, saying "Pray allow me to take leave," and hurried to the door
+even as he said the words. Mr. Batchel, with real concern, followed
+him with the offer of brandy, or whatever might afford relief. Mr.
+Mutcher did not so much as pause to reply. Before Mr. Batchel could
+reach him he had crossed the hall, and the door-knob was in his hand.
+He thereupon opened the door and passed into the street without another
+word. More unaccountably still, he went away at a run, such as ill
+became his somewhat majestic figure, and Mr. Batchel closed the door
+and returned to the dining-room in a state of bewilderment. He took
+up his book, and sat down again in his chair. He did not immediately
+begin to read, but set himself to review Mr. Mutcher's unaccountable
+behaviour, and as he raised his eyes to the mirror he saw an elderly
+man standing at the sideboard.
+
+Mr. Batchel quickly turned round, and as he did so, recalled the
+similar movement of his late visitor. The room was empty. He
+turned again to the mirror, and the man was still there--evidently
+a servant--one would say without much hesitation, the butler.
+The cut-away coat, and white stock, the clean-shaven chin, and
+close-trimmed side-whiskers, the deftness and decorum of his movements
+were all characteristic of a respectable family servant, and he stood
+at the sideboard like a man who was at home there.
+
+Another object, just visible above the frame of the mirror, caused
+Mr. Batchel to look round again, and again to see nothing unusual.
+But what he saw in the mirror was a square oaken box some few inches
+deep, which the butler was proceeding to unlock. And at this point Mr.
+Batchel had the presence of mind to make an experiment of extraordinary
+value. He removed, for a moment, the Indian shade from the lamp, and
+laid it upon the table, and thereupon the mirror showed nothing but
+empty space and the frigid lines of the furniture. The butler had
+disappeared, as also had the box, to re-appear the moment the shade was
+restored to its place.
+
+As soon as the box was opened, the butler produced a bundled
+handkerchief which his left hand had been concealing under the tails
+of his coat. With his right hand he removed the contents of the
+handkerchief, hurriedly placed them in the box, closed the lid, and
+having done this, left the room at once. His later movements had been
+those of a man in fear of being disturbed. He did not even wait to lock
+the box. He seemed to have heard someone coming.
+
+Mr. Batchel's interest in the box will subsequently be explained. As
+soon as the butler had left, he stood before the mirror and examined it
+carefully. More than once, as he felt the desire for a closer scrutiny,
+he turned to the sideboard itself, where of course no box was to be
+seen, and returned to the mirror unreasonably disappointed. At length,
+with the image of the box firmly impressed upon his memory, he sat down
+again in his chair, and reviewed the butler's conduct, or as he doubted
+he would have to call it, misconduct. Unfortunately for Mr. Batchel,
+the contents of the handkerchief had been indistinguishable. But for
+the butler's alarm, which caused him to be moving away from the box
+even whilst he was placing the thing within it, the mirror could not
+have shewn as much as it did. All that had been made evident was that
+the man had something to conceal, and that it was surreptitiously done.
+
+"Is this all?" said Mr. Batchel to himself as he sat looking into the
+mirror, "or is it only the end of the first Act?" The question was, in
+a measure, answered by the presence of the box. That, at all events
+would have to disappear before the room could resume its ordinary
+aspect; and whether it was to fade out of sight or to be removed by the
+butler, Mr. Batchel did not intend to be looking another way at the
+time. He had not seen, although perhaps Mr. Mutcher had, whether the
+butler had brought it in, but he was determined to see whether he took
+it out.
+
+He had not gazed into the mirror for many minutes before he learned
+that there was to be a second Act. Quite suddenly, a woman was at
+the sideboard. She had darted to it, and the time taken in passing
+over half the length of the mirror had been altogether too brief to
+show what she was like. She now stood with her face to the sideboard,
+entirely concealing the box from view, and all Mr. Batchel could
+determine was that she was tall of stature, and that her hair was
+raven-black, and not in very good order. In his anxiety to see her
+face, he called aloud, "Turn round." Of course, he understood, when he
+saw that his cry had been absolutely without effect, that it had been a
+ridiculous thing to do. He turned his head again for a moment to assure
+himself that the room was empty, and to remind himself that the curtain
+had fallen, perhaps a century before, upon the drama--he began to think
+of it as a tragedy--that he was witnessing. The opportunity, however,
+of seeing the woman's features was not denied him. She turned her face
+full upon the mirror--this is to speak as if we described the object
+rather than the image--so that Mr. Batchel saw it plainly before him;
+it was a handsome, cruel-looking face, of waxen paleness, with fine,
+distended, lustrous, eyes. The woman looked hurriedly round the room,
+looked twice towards the door, and then opened the box.
+
+"Our respectable friend was evidently observed," said Mr. Batchel.
+"If he has annexed anything belonging to this magnificent female,
+he is in for a bad quarter of an hour." He would have given a great
+deal, for once, to have had a sideboard backed by a looking glass, and
+lamented that the taste of the day had been too good to tolerate such
+a thing. He would have then been able to see what was going on at the
+oaken box. As it was, the operations were concealed by the figure of
+the woman. She was evidently busy with her fingers; her elbows, which
+shewed plainly enough, were vibrating with activity. In a few minutes
+there was a final movement of the elbows simultaneously away from her
+sides, and it shewed, as plainly as if the hands had been visible, that
+something had been plucked asunder. It was just such a movement as
+accompanies the removal, after a struggle, of the close-fitting lid of
+a canister.
+
+"What next?" said Mr. Batchel, as he observed the movement, and
+interpreted it as the end of the operation at the box. "Is this the end
+of the second Act?"
+
+He was soon to learn that it was not the end, and that the drama of the
+mirror was indeed assuming the nature of tragedy. The woman closed the
+box and looked towards the door, as she had done before; then she made
+as if she would dart out of the room, and found her movement suddenly
+arrested. She stopped dead, and, in a moment, fell loosely to the
+ground. Obviously she had swooned away.
+
+Mr. Batchel could then see nothing, except that the box remained in
+its place on the sideboard, so that he arose and stood close up to the
+mirror in order to obtain a view of the whole stage, as he called it.
+It showed him, in the wider view he now obtained, the woman lying in
+a heap upon the carpet, and a grey-wigged clergyman standing in the
+doorway of the room.
+
+"The Vicar of Stoneground, without a doubt," said Mr. Batchel. "The
+household of my reverend predecessor is not doing well by him; to judge
+from the effect of his appearance upon this female, there's something
+serious afoot. Poor old man," he added, as the clergyman walked into
+the room.
+
+This expression of pity was evoked by the Vicar's face. The marks of
+tears were upon his cheeks, and he looked weary and ill. He stood for
+a while looking down upon the woman who had swooned away, and then
+stooped down, and gently opened her hand.
+
+Mr. Batchel would have given a great deal to know what the Vicar found
+there. He took something from her, stood erect for a moment with an
+expression of consternation upon his face; then his chin dropped, his
+eyes showed that he had lost consciousness, and he fell to the ground,
+very much as the woman had fallen.
+
+The two lay, side by side, just visible in the space between the table
+and the sideboard. It was a curious and pathetic situation. As the
+clergyman was about to fall, Mr. Batchel had turned to save him, and
+felt a real distress of helplessness at being reminded again that it
+was but an image that he had looked upon. The two persons now lying
+upon the carpet had been for some hundred years beyond human aid. He
+could no more help them than he could help the wounded at Waterloo. He
+was tempted to relieve his distress by removing the shade of the lamp;
+he had even laid his hand upon it, but the feeling of curiosity was now
+become too strong, and he knew that he must see the matter to its end.
+
+The woman first began to revive. It was to be expected, as she had
+been the first to go. Had not Mr. Batchel seen her face in the mirror,
+her first act of consciousness would have astounded him. Now it only
+revolted him. Before she had sufficiently recovered to raise herself
+upon her feet, she forced open the lifeless hands beside her and
+snatched away the contents of that which was not empty; and as she did
+this, Mr. Batchel saw the glitter of precious stones. The woman was
+soon upon her feet and making feebly for the door, at which she paused
+to leer at the prostrate figure of the clergyman before she disappeared
+into the hall. She appeared no more, and Mr. Batchel felt glad to be
+rid of her presence.
+
+The old Vicar was long in coming to his senses; as he began to move,
+there stood in the doorway the welcome figure of the butler. With
+infinite gentleness he raised his master to his feet, and with a strong
+arm supported him out of the room, which at last, stood empty.
+
+"That, at least," said Mr. Batchel, "is the end of the second Act. I
+doubt whether I could have borne much more. If that awful woman comes
+back I shall remove the shade and have done with it all. Otherwise, I
+shall hope to learn what becomes of the box, and whether my respectable
+friend who has just taken out his master is, or is not, a rascal." He
+had been genuinely moved by what he had seen, and was conscious of
+feeling something like exhaustion. He dare not, however, sit down,
+lest he should lose anything important of what remained. Neither the
+door nor the lower part of the room was visible from his chair, so
+that he remained standing at the chimney-piece, and there awaited the
+disappearance of the oaken box.
+
+So intently were his eyes fixed upon the box, in which he was
+especially interested, that he all but missed the next incident. A
+velvet curtain which he could see through the half-closed door had
+suggested nothing of interest to him. He connected it indefinitely,
+as it was excusable to do, with the furniture of the house, and only
+by inadvertence looked at it a second time. When, however, it began
+to travel slowly along the hall, his curiosity was awakened in a new
+direction. The butler, helping his master out of the room ten minutes
+since, had left the door half open, but as the opening was not towards
+the mirror, only a strip of the hall beyond could be seen. Mr. Batchel
+went to open the door more widely, only to find, of course, that
+the vividness of the images had again betrayed him. The door of his
+dining-room was closed, as he had closed it after Mr. Mutcher, whose
+perturbation was now so much easier to understand.
+
+The curtain continued to move across the narrow opening, and explained
+itself in doing so. It was a pall. The remains it so amply covered
+were being carried out of the house to their resting-place, and were
+followed by a long procession of mourners in long cloaks. The hats
+they held in their black-gloved hands were heavily banded with crêpe
+whose ends descended to the ground, and foremost among them was the
+old clergyman, refusing the support which two of the chief mourners
+were in the act of proffering. Mr. Batchel, full of sympathy, watched
+the whole procession pass the door, and not until it was evident that
+the funeral had left the house did he turn once more to the box. He
+felt sure that the closing scene of the tragedy was at hand, and it
+proved to be very near. It was brief and uneventful. The butler very
+deliberately entered the room, threw aside the window-curtains and drew
+up the blinds, and then went away at once, taking the box with him. Mr.
+Batchel thereupon blew out his lamp and went to bed, with a purpose of
+his own to be fulfilled upon the next day.
+
+His purpose may be stated at once. He had recognised the oaken box,
+and knew that it was still in the house. Three large cupboards in
+the old library of Vicar Whitehead were filled with the papers of a
+great law-suit about tithe, dating from the close of the 18th century.
+Amongst these, in the last of the three cupboards, was the box of which
+so much has been said. It was filled, so far as Mr. Batchel remembered,
+with the assessments for poor's-rate of a large number of landholders
+concerned in the suit, and these Mr. Batchel had never thought it worth
+his while to disturb. He had gone to rest, however, on this night with
+the full intention of going carefully through the contents of the box.
+He scarcely hoped, after so long an interval, to discover any clue to
+the scenes he had witnessed, but he was determined at least to make the
+attempt. If he found nothing, he intended that the box should enshrine
+a faithful record of the transactions in the dining-room.
+
+It was inevitable that a man who had so much of the material of a story
+should spend a wakeful hour in trying to piece it together. Mr. Batchel
+spent considerably more than an hour in connecting, in this way and
+that, the butler and his master, the gypsy-looking woman, the funeral,
+but could arrive at no connexion that satisfied him. Once asleep, he
+found the problem easier, and dreamed a solution so obvious as to make
+him wonder that the matter had ever puzzled him. When he awoke in the
+morning, also, the defects of the solution were so obvious as to make
+him wonder that he had accepted it; so easily are we satisfied when
+reason is not there to criticise. But there was still the box, and this
+Mr. Batchel lifted down from the third cupboard, dusted with his towel,
+and when he was dressed, carried downstairs with him. His breakfast
+occupied but a small part of a large table, and upon the vacant area
+he was soon laying, as he examined them, one by one, the documents
+which the box contained. His recollection of them proved to be right.
+They were overseers' lists of parochial assessments, of which he soon
+had a score or more laid upon the table. They were of no interest in
+themselves, and did nothing to further the matter in hand. They would
+appear to have been thrust into the box by someone desiring to find a
+receptacle for them.
+
+In a little while, however, the character of the papers changed. Mr.
+Batchel found himself reading something of another kind, written upon
+paper of another form and colour.
+
+"Irish bacon to be had of Mr. Broadley, hop merchant in Southwark."
+
+"Rasin wine is kept at the Wine and Brandy vaults in Catherine Street."
+
+"The best hones at Mr. Forsters in Little Britain."
+
+There followed a recipe for a "rhumatic mixture," a way of making a
+polish for mahogany, and other such matters. They were evidently the
+papers of the butler.
+
+Mr. Batchel removed them one by one, as he had removed the others;
+household accounts followed, one or two private letters, and the
+advertisement of a lottery, and then he reached a closed compartment
+at the bottom of the box, occupying about half its area. The lid of
+the compartment was provided with a bone stud, and Mr. Batchel lifted
+it off and laid it upon the table amongst the papers. He saw at once
+what the butler had taken from his handkerchief. There was an open
+pocket-knife, with woeful-looking deposits upon its now rusty blade.
+There was a delicate human finger, now dry and yellow, and on the
+finger a gold ring.
+
+Mr. Batchel took up this latter pitiful object and removed the ring,
+even now, not quite easily. He allowed the finger to drop back into the
+box, which he carried away at once into another room. His appetite for
+breakfast had left him, and he rang the bell to have the things cleared
+away, whilst he set himself, with the aid of a lens, to examine the
+ring.
+
+There had been three large stones, all of which had been violently
+removed. The claws of their settings were, without exception, either
+bent outwards, or broken off. Within the ring was engraved, in graceful
+italic characters, the name AMEY LEE, and on the broader part, behind
+the place of the stones
+
+ She doth joy double,
+ And halveth trouble.
+
+This pathetic little love token Mr. Batchel continued to hold in his
+hand as he rehearsed the whole story to which it afforded the clue.
+He knew that the ring had been set with such stones as there was no
+mistaking: he remembered only too well how their discovery had affected
+the aged vicar. But never would he deny himself the satisfaction of
+hoping that the old man had been spared the distress of learning how
+the ring had been removed.
+
+The name of Amey Lee was as familiar to Mr. Batchel as his own. Twice
+at least every Sunday during the past seven years had he read it at
+his feet, as he sat in the chancel, as well as the name of Robert Lee
+upon an adjacent slab, and he had wondered during the leisurely course
+of many a meandering hymn whether there was good precedent for the
+spelling of the name. He made another use now of his knowledge of the
+pavement. There was a row of tiles along the head of the slabs, and Mr.
+Batchel hastened to fulfil without delay, what he conceived to be his
+duty. He replaced the ring upon Amey Lee's finger and carried it into
+the church, and there, having raised one of the tiles with a chisel,
+gave it decent burial.
+
+Whether the butler ever learned that he had been robbed in his turn,
+who shall say? His immediate dismissal, after the funeral, seemed
+inevitable, and his oaken box was evidently placed by him, or by
+another, where no man heeded it. It still occupies a place amongst
+the law papers and may lie undisturbed for another century; and when
+Mr. Batchel put it there, without the promised record of events, he
+returned to the dining room, removed the Indian shade from the lamp,
+and, having put a lighted match to the edge, watched it slowly burn
+away.
+
+Only one thing remained. Mr. Batchel felt that it would give him some
+satisfaction to visit Mr. Mutcher. His address, as obtained from the
+District Miscellany of the Order of Gleaners, was 13, Albert Villas,
+Williamson Street, not a mile away from Stoneground.
+
+Mr. Mutcher, fortunately, was at home when Mr. Batchel called, and
+indeed opened the door with a copious apology for being without his
+coat.
+
+"I hope," said Mr. Batchel, "that you have overcome your indisposition
+of last Tuesday evening."
+
+"Don't mention it, your Reverence," said Mr. Mutcher, "my wife gave
+me such a talking to when I came 'ome that I was quite ashamed of
+myself--I say ashamed of myself."
+
+"She observed that you were unwell," said Mr. Batchel, "I am sure; but
+she could hardly blame you for that."
+
+By this time the visitor had been shewn into the parlour, and Mrs.
+Mutcher had appeared to answer for herself.
+
+"I really was ashamed, Sir," she said, "to think of the way Mutcher was
+talking, and a clergyman's 'ouse too. Mutcher is not a man, Sir, that
+takes anything, not so much as a drop; but he is wonderful partial to
+cold pork, which never does agree with him, and never did, at night in
+partic'lar."
+
+"It was the cold pork, then, that made you unwell?" asked Mr. Batchel.
+
+"It was, your Reverence, and it was not," Mr. Mutcher replied,
+"for internal discomfort there was none--I say none. But a little
+light-'eaded it did make me, and I could 'ave swore, your Reverence,
+saving your presence, that I saw an elderly gentleman carry a box into
+your room and put it down on the sheffoneer."
+
+"There was no one there, of course," observed Mr. Batchel.
+
+"No!" replied the D.P.G.M., "there was not; and the discrepancy was too
+much for me. I hope you will pardon the abruptness of my departure."
+
+"Certainly," said Mr. Batchel, "discrepancies are always embarrassing."
+
+"And you will allow me one day to resume our discourse upon the subject
+of National Insurance," he added, when he shewed his visitor to the
+door.
+
+"I shall not have much leisure," said Mr. Batchel, audaciously, taking
+all risks, "until the Greek Kalends."
+
+"Oh, I don't mind waiting till it does end," said Mr. Mutcher, "there
+is no immediate 'urry."
+
+"It's rather a long time," remarked Mr. Batchel.
+
+"Pray don't mention it," answered the Deputy Provincial Grand Master,
+in his best manner. "But when the time comes, perhaps you'll drop me a
+line."
+
+
+
+
+VIII.
+
+THE PLACE OF SAFETY.
+
+
+"I thank my governors, teachers, spiritual pastors, and masters," said
+Wardle, as he lit a cigar after breakfast, "that I never acquired a
+taste for that sort of thing."
+
+Wardle was a pragmatical and candid friend who paid Mr. Batchel
+occasional visits at Stoneground. He regarded antiquarian tastes
+as a form of insanity, and it annoyed him to see his host poring
+over registers, churchwardens' accounts, and documents which he
+contemptuously alluded to as "dirty papers." "If you would throw those
+things away, Batchel," he used to say, "and read the _Daily Mail_,
+you'd be a better man for it."
+
+Mr. Batchel replied only with a tolerant smile, and, as his friend went
+out of doors with his cigar, continued to read the document before
+him, although it was one he had read twenty times before. It was an
+inventory of church goods, dated the 6th year of Edward VI.--to be
+exact, the 15th May, 1552. By a royal order of that year, all Church
+goods, saving only what sufficed for the barest necessities of
+Divine Service, were collected and deposited in safe hands, there to
+await further instructions. The instructions, which had not been long
+delayed, had consisted in a curt order for seizure. Everyone who cares
+for such matters, knows and laments the grievous spoliation of those
+times.
+
+Mr. Batchel's document, however, proved that the Churchwardens of the
+day were not incapable of self-defence. They were less dumb than sheep
+before the shearers. For, on the copy of the inventory of which he
+had become possessed, was written the Commissioners' Report that "at
+Stoneground did John Spayn and John Gounthropp, Churchwardens, declare
+upon their othes that two gilded senseres with candellstickes, old
+paynted clothes, and other implements, were contayned in a chest which
+was robbed on St. Peter's Eve before the first inventorye made."
+
+Mr. Batchel had a shrewd suspicion, which the reader will not
+improbably share, that John Spayne and his colleague knew more
+about the robbery than they chose to admit. He said to himself
+again and again, that the contents of the chest had been carefully
+concealed until times should mend. But from the point of view of
+the Churchwardens, times had not mended. There was evidence that
+Stoneground had been in no mood to tolerate censers in the reign of
+Mary, and it seemed unlikely that any later time could have re-admitted
+the ancient ritual. On this account, Mr. Batchel had never ceased to
+believe that the contents of the chest lay somewhere near at hand, nor
+to hope that it might be his lot to discover it.
+
+Whenever there was any work of the nature of excavation or demolition
+within a hundred yards of the Church, Mr. Batchel was sure to be
+there. His presence was very distasteful in most cases, to the workmen
+engaged, whom it deprived of many intervals of leisure to which they
+were accustomed when left alone. During a long course of operations
+connected with the restoration of the Church, Mr. Batchel's vigilance
+had been of great advantage to the work, both in raising the standard
+of industry and in securing attention to details which the builders
+were quite prepared to overlook. It had, however, brought him no nearer
+to the censers and other contents of the chest, and when the work was
+completed, his hopes of discovery had become pitifully slender.
+
+Mr. Wardle, notwithstanding his general contempt for antiquarian
+pursuits, was polite enough to give Mr. Batchel's hobbies an occasional
+place in their conversation, and in this way was informed of the
+"stolen" goods. The information, however, gave him no more than a very
+languid interest.
+
+"Why can't you let the things alone?" he said, "what's the use of them?"
+
+Mr. Batchel felt it all but impossible to answer a man who could say
+this; yet he made the attempt.
+
+"The historic interest," he said seriously, "of censers that were used
+down to the days of Edward VI. is in itself sufficient to justify----"
+
+"Etcetera," said his friend, interrupting the sentence which even Mr.
+Batchel was not sure of finishing to his satisfaction, "but it takes so
+little to justify you antiquarians, with your axes and hammers. What
+can you do with it when you get it, if you ever do get it?"
+
+"There are two censers," Mr. Batchel mildly observed in correction,
+"and other things."
+
+"All right," said Wardle; "tell me about one of them, and leave me to
+do the multiplication."
+
+With this permission, Mr. Batchel entered upon a general description of
+such ancient thuribles as he knew of, and Wardle heard him with growing
+impatience.
+
+"It seems to me," he burst in at length, "that what you are making all
+this pother about is a sort of silver cruet-stand, which was thin
+metal to begin with, and cleaned down to the thickness of egg-shell
+before the Commissioners heard of it. At this moment, if it exists,
+it is a handful of black scrap. If you found it, I wouldn't give a
+shilling for it; and if I would, it isn't yours to sell. Why can't you
+let the things alone?"
+
+"But the interest of it," said Mr. Batchel, "is what attracts me."
+
+"It's a pity you can't take an interest in something less
+uninteresting," said Wardle, petulantly; "but let me tell you what I
+think about your censers and all the rest of it. Your Churchwardens
+lied about them, but that's all right; I'd have done the same myself.
+If their things couldn't be used, they were not going to have them
+abused, so they put them safely out of the way, your's and everybody's
+else."
+
+"I was not proposing to abuse them," interrupted Mr. Batchel.
+
+"Were you proposing to use them?" rejoined Wardle. "It's one thing or
+the other, to my mind. There are people who dig out Bishops and steal
+their rings to put in glass cases, but I don't know how they square
+the police; and it's the same sort of thing you seem to be up to. Let
+the things alone. You're a Prayer Book man, and just the sort the
+Churchwardens couldn't stomach. You talk fast enough at the Dissenters
+because they want to collar your property now. Why can't you do as you
+would be done by?"
+
+Mr. Batchel thought it useless to say any more to a man in so
+unsympathetic an attitude, or to enter upon any defence of the
+antiquarian researches to which his friend had so crudely referred.
+He did not much like, however, to be anticipated in a theory of the
+"robbery" which he felt to be reasonable and probable. He had hoped to
+propound the same theory himself, and to receive a suitable compliment
+upon his penetration. He began, therefore, somewhat irritably, to make
+the most of conjectures which, at various times, had occurred to him.
+"Men of that sort," he said, "would have disposed of the censers to
+some one who could go on using them, and in that case they are not here
+at all."
+
+"Men of that sort," answered Wardle, "are as careful of their skins
+as men of any other sort, and besides that, your Stoneground men have
+a very good notion of sticking to what they have got. The things are
+here, I daresay, if they are anywhere; but they are not yours, and you
+have no business to meddle with them. If you would spend your time in
+something else than poking about after other people's things, you'd get
+better value for it."
+
+This brief conversation, in which Mr. Batchel had scarcely been allowed
+the part to which he felt entitled, was in one respect satisfactory.
+It supported his belief that the censers lay somewhere within reach.
+In other respects, however, the attitude of Wardle was intolerable. He
+was evidently out of all sympathy with the quest upon which Mr. Batchel
+was set, and, for their different reasons, each was glad to drop the
+subject.
+
+During the next two or three days, the matter of the censers was not
+referred to, if only for lack of opportunity. Wardle was a kind of
+visitor for whom there was always a welcome at Stoneground, and the
+welcome was in his case no less cordial on account of his brutal
+frankness of expression, which, on the whole, his host enjoyed. His
+pungent criticisms of other men were vastly entertaining to Mr.
+Batchel, who was not so unreasonable as to feel aggrieved at an
+occasional attack upon himself.
+
+A guest of this unceremonious sort makes but small demands upon his
+host. Mr. Wardle used to occupy himself contentedly and unobtrusively
+in the house or in the garden whilst his host followed his usual
+avocations. The two men met at meals, and liked each other none the
+less because they were apart at most other times. A great part of Mr.
+Wardle's day was passed in the company of the gardener, to whose
+talk his own master was but an indifferent listener. The visitor and
+the gardener were both lovers of the soil, and taught each other a
+great deal as they worked side by side. Mr. Wardle found that sort of
+exercise wholesome, and, as the gardener expressed it, "was not frit to
+take his coat off."
+
+The gardening operations at this time of year were such as Mr. Wardle
+liked. The over-crowded shrubberies were being thinned, and a score or
+so of young shrubs had to be moved into better quarters. Upon a certain
+morning, when Mr. Batchel was occupied in his study, some aucubas were
+being transplanted into a strip of ground in front of the house, and
+Wardle had undertaken the task of digging holes to receive them. It
+was this task that he suddenly interrupted in order to burst in upon
+his host in what seemed to the latter a repulsive state of dirt and
+perspiration.
+
+"Talk of discoveries," he cried, "come and see what I've found."
+
+"Not the censers, I suppose," said Mr. Batchel.
+
+"Censers be hanged," said Wardle, "come and look."
+
+Mr. Batchel laid down his pen, with a sigh, and followed Wardle to the
+front of the house. His guest had made three large holes, each about
+two feet square, and drawing Mr. Batchel to the nearest of them, said
+"Look there."
+
+Mr. Batchel looked. He saw nothing, and said so.
+
+"Nothing?" exclaimed Wardle with impatience. "You see the bottom of the
+hole, I suppose?"
+
+This Mr. Batchel admitted.
+
+"Then," said Wardle, "kindly look and see whether you cannot see
+something else."
+
+"There is apparently a cylindrical object lying across the angle of
+your excavation," said Mr. Batchel.
+
+"That," replied his guest, "is what you are pleased to call nothing.
+Let me inform you that the cylindrical object is a piece of thick lead
+pipe, and that the pipe runs along the whole front of your house."
+
+"Gas-pipe, no doubt," said Mr. Batchel.
+
+"Is there any gas within a mile of this place?" asked Wardle.
+
+Mr. Batchel admitted that there was not, and felt that he had made a
+needlessly foolish suggestion. He felt safer in the amended suggestion
+that the object was a water-pipe.
+
+An ironical cross-examination by Mr. Wardle disposed of the amended
+suggestion as completely as he had disposed of the other, and his host
+began to grow restive. "If this sort of discovery pleases you," he
+said testily, "I will not grudge you your pleasure, but, to quote your
+own words, why can't you let it alone?"
+
+"Have you any idea," said Mr. Wardle, "of the value of this length of
+piping, at the present price of lead?"
+
+Even Mr. Wardle could hardly have suspected his host of knowing
+anything so preposterous as the price of lead, but he felt himself
+ill-used when Mr. Batchel disclaimed any interest in the matter, and
+returned to his study.
+
+Wardle had a commercial mind, which elsewhere was the means of securing
+him a very satisfactory income, and on this account, his host, as
+he resumed his work indoors, excused what he regarded as a needless
+interruption.
+
+He little suspected that his friend's commercial mind was to do him the
+great service of putting him in possession of the censers, and then to
+do him a disservice even greater.
+
+Had any such connexion so much as suggested itself, Mr. Batchel would
+more willingly have answered to the summons which came an hour later,
+when the gardener appeared at the window of the study, evidently
+bursting with information. When he had succeeded in attracting his
+master's attention, and drawn him away from his desk, it was to say
+that the whole length of pipe had been uncovered, and found to issue
+from a well on the south side of the house.
+
+The discovery was at least unexpected, and Mr. Batchel went out, even
+if somewhat grudgingly, to look at the place. He came upon the well,
+close by the window of his dining-room. It had been covered by a stone
+slab, now partially removed. The narrow trench which Wardle and the
+gardener had made in order to expose the pipe, extended eastwards to
+the corner of the house, and thence along the whole length of the
+front, probably to serve a pump on the north side, where lay the yard
+and stables. The pipe itself, Mr. Wardle's prize, had been withdrawn,
+and there remained only a rusted chain which passed from some anchorage
+beneath the soil, over the lip of the well. Mr. Batchel inferred that
+it had carried, and perhaps carried still, the bucket of former times,
+and stooped down to see whether he could draw it up. He heard, far
+below, the light splash of the soil disturbed by his hands; but before
+he could grasp the chain, he felt himself seized by the waist and held
+back.
+
+The exaggerated attentions of his gardener had often annoyed Mr.
+Batchel. He was not allowed even to climb a short ladder without having
+to submit to absurd precautions for his safety, and he would have been
+much better pleased to have more respect paid to his intelligence, and
+less to his person. In the present instance, the precaution seemed so
+unnecessary that he turned about angrily to protest, both against the
+interference with his movements, and the unseemly force used.
+
+It was at this point that he made a disquieting discovery. He was
+standing quite alone. The gardener and Mr. Wardle were both on the
+north side of the house, dealing with the only thing they cared
+about--the lead pipe. Mr. Batchel made no further attempt to move the
+chain; he was, in fact, in some bodily fear, and he returned to his
+study by the way he had come, in a disordered condition of mind.
+
+Half an hour later, when the gong sounded for luncheon, he was slowly
+making his way into the dining-room, when he encountered his guest
+running downstairs from his room, in great spirits. "A trifle over two
+hundredweight!" he exclaimed, as he reached the foot of the staircase,
+and seemed disappointed that Mr. Batchel did not immediately shake
+hands with him upon so fine a result of the morning's work. Mr.
+Batchel, needless to say, was occupied with other recollections.
+
+"I suppose it is unnecessary to ask," said he to his guest as he
+proceeded to carve a chicken, "whether you believe in ghosts?"
+
+"I do not," said Wardle promptly, "why should I?"
+
+"Why not?" asked Mr. Batchel.
+
+"Because I've had the advantage of a commercial education," was the
+reply, "instead of learning dead languages and soaking my mind in
+heathen fables."
+
+Mr. Batchel winced at this disrespectful allusion to the University
+education of which he was justly proud. He wanted an opinion, however,
+and the conversation had to go on.
+
+"Your commercial education," he continued, "allows you, I daresay, to
+know what is meant by a hypothetical case."
+
+"Make it one," said Wardle.
+
+"Assuming a ghost, then, would it be capable of exerting force upon a
+material body?"
+
+"Whose?" asked Wardle.
+
+"If you insist upon making it a personal matter," replied Mr. Batchel,
+"let us say mine."
+
+"Let me have the particulars."
+
+In reply to this, Mr. Batchel related his experience at the well.
+
+Mr. Wardle merely said "Pass the salt, I need it."
+
+Undeterred by the scepticism of his friend, Mr. Batchel pressed the
+point, and upon that, Mr. Wardle closed the conversation by observing
+that since, by hypothesis, ghosts could clank chains, and ring bells,
+he was bound to suppose them capable of doing any silly thing they
+chose. "A month in the City, Batchel," he gravely added, "would do you
+a world of good."
+
+As soon as the meal was over, Mr. Wardle went back to his gardening,
+whilst his host betook himself to occupations more suited to his
+tranquil habits. The two did not meet again until dinner; and during
+that meal, and after it, the conversation turned wholly upon politics,
+Mr. Wardle being congenially occupied until bed-time in demonstrating
+that the politics of his host had been obsolete for three-quarters of
+a century. His outdoor exercise, followed by an excellent dinner, had
+disposed him to retire early; he rose from his chair soon after ten.
+"There is one thing," he pleasantly remarked to his host, "that I am
+bound to say in favour of a University education; it has given you a
+fine taste in victuals." With this compliment, he said "good-night,"
+and went up to bed.
+
+Mr. Batchel himself, as the reader knows, kept later hours. There were
+few nights upon which he omitted to take his walk round the garden when
+the world had grown quiet, even in unfavourable weather. It was far
+from favourable upon the present occasion; there was but little moon,
+and a light rain was falling. He determined, however, to take at least
+one turn round, and calling his terrier Punch from the kitchen, where
+he lay in his basket, Mr. Batchel went out, with the dog at his heel.
+He carried, as his custom was, a little electric lamp, by whose aid he
+liked to peep into birds' nests, and make raids upon slugs and other
+pests.
+
+They had hardly set out upon their walk when Punch began to show signs
+of uneasiness. Instead of running to and fro, with his nose to the
+ground, as he ordinarily did, the terrier remained whining in the rear.
+Shortly, they came upon a hedgehog lying coiled up in the path; it
+was a find which the dog was wont to regard as a rare piece of luck,
+and to assail with delirious enjoyment. Now, for some reason, Punch
+refused to notice it, and, when it was illuminated for his especial
+benefit, turned his back upon it and looked up, in a dejected attitude,
+at his master. The behaviour of the dog was altogether unnatural, and
+Mr. Batchel occupied himself, as they passed on, in trying to account
+for it, with the animal still whining at his heel. They soon reached
+the head of the little path which descended to the Lode, and there Mr.
+Batchel found a much harder problem awaiting him, for at the other end
+of the path he distinctly saw the outline of a boat.
+
+There had been no boat on the Lode for twenty years. Just so long ago
+the drainage of the district had required that the main sewer should
+cross the stream at a point some hundred yards below the Vicar's
+boundary fence. There, ever since, a great pipe three feet in diameter
+had obstructed the passage. It lay just at the level of the water, and
+effectually closed it to all traffic. Mr. Batchel knew that no boat
+could pass the place, and that none survived in the parts above it. Yet
+here was a boat drawn up at the edge of his garden. He looked at it
+intently for a minute or so, and had no difficulty in making out the
+form of such a boat as was in common use all over the Fen country--a
+wide flat-bottomed boat, lying low in the water. The "sprit" used for
+punting it along lay projecting over the stern. There was no accounting
+for such a boat being there: Mr. Batchel did not understand how it
+possibly could be there, and for a while was disposed to doubt whether
+it actually was. The great drain-pipe was so perfect a defence against
+intrusion of the kind that no boat had ever passed it. The Lode,
+when its water was low enough to let a boat go under the pipe, was
+not deep enough to float it, or wide enough to contain it. Upon this
+occasion the water was high, and the pipe half submerged, forming an
+insuperable obstacle. Yet there lay, unmistakeably, a boat, within ten
+yards of the place where Mr. Batchel stood trying to account for it.
+
+These ten yards, unfortunately, were impassable. The slope down to the
+water's edge had to be warily trodden even in dry weather. It was steep
+and treacherous. After rain it afforded no foothold whatever, and to
+attempt a descent in the darkness would have been to court disaster.
+After examining the boat again, therefore, by the light of his little
+lamp, Mr. Batchel proceeded upon his walk, leaving the matter to be
+investigated by daylight.
+
+The events of this memorable night, however, were but beginning. As
+he turned from the boat his eye was caught by a white streak upon
+the ground before him, which extended itself into the darkness and
+disappeared. It was Punch, in veritable panic, making for home, across
+flower-beds and other places he well knew to be out of bounds. The
+whistle he had been trained to obey had no effect upon his flight;
+he made a lightning dash for the house. Mr. Batchel could not help
+regretting that Wardle was not there to see. His friend held the
+coursing powers of Punch in great contempt, and was wont to criticise
+the dog in sporting jargon, whose terms lay beyond the limits of Mr.
+Batchel's vocabulary, but whose general drift was as obvious as it was
+irritating. The present performance, nevertheless, was so exceptional
+that it soon began to connect itself in Mr. Batchel's mind with the
+unnatural conduct to which we have already alluded. It was somehow
+proving to be an uncomfortable night, and as Mr. Batchel felt the rain
+increasing to a steady drizzle he decided to abandon his walk and to
+return to the house by the way he had come.
+
+He had already passed some little distance beyond the little path which
+descended to the Lode. The main path by which he had come was of course
+behind him, until he turned about to retrace his steps.
+
+It was at the moment of turning that he had ocular demonstration of the
+fact that the boat had brought passengers. Not twenty yards in front
+of him, making their way to the water, were two men carrying some kind
+of burden. They had reached an open space in the path, and their forms
+were quite distinct: they were unusually tall men; one of them was
+gigantic. Mr. Batchel had little doubt of their being garden thieves.
+Burglars, if there had been anything in the house to attract them,
+could have found much easier ways of removing it.
+
+No man, even if deficient in physical courage, can see his property
+carried away before his eyes and make no effort to detain it. Mr.
+Batchel was annoyed at the desertion of his terrier, who might at least
+have embarrassed the thieves' retreat; meanwhile he called loudly upon
+the men to stand, and turned upon them the feeble light of his lamp. In
+so doing he threw a new light not only upon the trespassers, but upon
+the whole transaction. No response was made to his challenge, but the
+men turned away their faces as if to avoid recognition, and Mr. Batchel
+saw that the nearest of them, a burly, square-headed man in a cassock,
+was wearing the tonsure. He described it as looking, in the dim, steely
+light of the lamp, like a crown-piece on a door-mat. Both the men, when
+they found themselves intercepted, hastened to deposit their burden
+upon the ground, and made for the boat. The burden fell upon the ground
+with a thud, but the bearers made no sound. They skimmed down to the
+Lode without seeming to tread, entered the boat in perfect silence, and
+shoved it off without sound or splash. It has already been explained
+that Mr. Batchel was unable to descend to the water's edge. He ran,
+however, to a point of the garden which the boat must inevitably pass,
+and reached it just in time. The boat was moving swiftly away, and
+still in perfect silence. The beams of the pocket-lamp just sufficed to
+reach it, and afforded a parting glimpse of the tonsured giant as he
+gave a long shove with the sprit, and carried the boat out of sight. It
+shot towards the drain-pipe, then not forty yards ahead, but the men
+were travelling as men who knew their way to be clear.
+
+It was by this time evident, of course, that these were no
+garden-thieves. The aspect of the men, and the manner of their
+disappearance, had given a new complexion to the adventure. Mr.
+Batchel's heart was in his mouth, but his mind was back in the 16th
+century; and having stood still for some minutes in order to regain his
+composure, he returned to the path, with a view of finding out what the
+men had left behind.
+
+The burden lay in the middle of the path, and the lamp was once more
+brought into requisition. It revealed a wooden box, covered in most
+parts with moss, and all glistening with moisture. The wood was so far
+decayed that Mr. Batchel had hopes of forcing open the box with his
+hands; so wet and slimy was it, however, that he could obtain no hold,
+and he hastened to the house to procure some kind of tool. Near to the
+cupboard in which such things were kept was the sleeping-basket of the
+dog, who was closely curled inside it, and shivering violently. His
+master made an attempt to take him back into the garden; it would be
+useful, he thought, to have warning in case the boat should return. The
+prospect of being surprised by these large, noiseless men was not one
+to be regarded with comfort. Punch, however, who was usually so eager
+for an excursion, was now in such distress at being summoned that his
+master felt it cruel to persist. Having found a chisel, therefore, he
+returned to the garden alone. The box lay undisturbed where he had left
+it, and in two minutes was standing open.
+
+The reader will hardly need to be told what it contained. At the bottom
+lay some heavy articles which Mr. Batchel did not disturb. He saw the
+bases of two candlesticks. He had tried to lift the box, as it lay,
+by means of a chain passing through two handles in the sides, but had
+found it too heavy. It was by this chain that the men had been carrying
+it. The heavier articles, therefore, he determined to leave where they
+were until morning. His interest in them was small compared with that
+which the other contents of the box had excited, for on the top of
+these articles was folded "a paynted cloth," and upon this lay the two
+gilded censers.
+
+It was the discovery Mr. Batchel had dreamed of for years. His
+excitement hardly allowed him to think of the strange manner in which
+it had been made. He glanced nervously around him to see whether there
+might be any sign of the occupants of the boat, and, seeing nothing, he
+placed his broad-brimmed hat upon the ground, carefully laid in it the
+two censers, closed the box again, and carried his treasure delicately
+into the house. The occurrences of the last hour have not occupied
+long in the telling; they occupied much longer in the happening. It
+was now past midnight, and Mr. Batchel, after making fast the house,
+went at once upstairs, carrying with him the hat and its precious
+contents, just as he had brought it from the garden. The censers were
+not exactly "black-scrap," as Mr. Wardle had anticipated, or pretended
+to anticipate, but they were much discoloured, and very fragile. He
+spread a clean handkerchief upon the chest of drawers in his bedroom,
+and, removing the vessels with the utmost care, laid them upon it. Then
+after spending some minutes in admiration of their singularly beautiful
+form and workmanship, he could not deny himself the pleasure of calling
+Wardle to look.
+
+The guest-room was close at hand. Mr. Wardle, having been already
+disturbed by the locking up of the house, was fully awakened by the
+entrance of his host into the room with a candle in his hand. The look
+of excitement on Mr. Batchel's face could not escape the observation
+even of a man still yawning, and Mr. Wardle at once exclaimed "What's
+up?"
+
+"I have got them," said Mr. Batchel, in a hushed voice.
+
+His guest, who had forgotten all about the censers, began by
+interpreting "them" to mean a nervous disorder that is plural by
+nature, and so was full of sympathy and counsel. When, however, his
+host had made him understand the facts, he became merely impatient.
+
+"Won't you come and look?" said Mr. Batchel.
+
+"Not I," said Wardle, "I shall do where I am."
+
+"They are in excellent preservation," said Mr. Batchel.
+
+"Then they will keep till morning," was the answer.
+
+"But just come and tell me what you think of them," said Mr. Batchel,
+making a last attempt.
+
+"I could tell you what I think of them," answered Wardle, "without
+leaving my bed, which I have no intention of leaving; but I have to
+leave Stoneground to-morrow, and I don't want to hurt your feelings,
+so 'Good-night.'" Upon this, he turned over in bed and gave a loud
+snore, which Mr. Batchel accepted as a manifesto. He has never ceased
+to regret that he did not compel his guest to see the censers, but
+he did not then foresee the sore need he would have of a witness. He
+answered his friend's good-night, and returned to his own room. Once
+more he admired the two censers as their graceful outlines stood out,
+sharp and clear, against the white handkerchief, and having done this,
+he was soon in bed and asleep. To the men in the boat he had not given
+another thought, since he became possessed of the box they had left
+behind; of the other contents of the box he had thought as little,
+since he had secured the chief treasures of which he had been so long
+in search.
+
+Now, Mr. Wardle, when he arose in the morning, felt somewhat ashamed of
+his surliness of the preceding night. His repudiation of all interest
+in the censers had not been quite sincere, for beneath his affectation
+of unconcern there lay a genuine curiosity about his friend's
+discovery. Before he had finished dressing, therefore, he crossed over
+into Mr. Batchel's room. The censers, to his surprise, were nowhere
+to be seen. His host, less to his surprise, was still fast asleep.
+Mr. Wardle opened the drawers, one by one, in search of the censers,
+but the drawers proved to be all quite full of clothing. He looked
+with no more success into every other place where they might have been
+bestowed. His mind was always ready with a grotesque idea, "Blest if he
+hasn't taken them to bed with him," he said aloud, and at the sound of
+his voice Mr. Batchel awoke.
+
+His eyes, as soon as they were open, turned to the chest of drawers;
+and what he saw there, or rather, what he failed to see, caused him,
+without more ado, to leap out of bed.
+
+"What have you done with them?" he cried out.
+
+The serious alarm of Mr. Batchel was so evident as to check the
+facetious reply which Wardle was about to frame. He contented himself
+with saying that he had not touched or seen the things.
+
+"Where are they?" again cried Mr. Batchel, ignoring the disclaimer.
+"You ought not to have touched them, they will not bear handling. Where
+are they?"
+
+Mr. Wardle turned away in disgust. "I expect," he said, "they're where
+they've been this three hundred and fifty years." Upon that he returned
+to his room, and went on with his dressing.
+
+Mr. Batchel immediately followed him, and looked eagerly round the
+room. He proceeded to open drawers, and to search, in a frenzied
+manner, in every possible, and in many an impossible, place of
+concealment. His distress was so patent that his friend soon ceased to
+trifle with it. By a few minutes serious conversation he made it clear
+that there had been no practical joking, and Mr. Batchel returned to
+his room in tears. "Look here, Batchel," said Mr. Wardle as he left,
+"you want a holiday."
+
+Within a few minutes Mr. Batchel returned fully dressed. "You seem
+to think, Wardle," he said, "that I have been dreaming about these
+censers. Come out into the garden and let me shew you the box and the
+other things."
+
+Mr. Wardle was quite willing to assent to anything, if only out of
+pity, and the two went together into the garden, Mr. Batchel leading
+the way. Going at a great pace, they soon came to the path upon which
+the box had lain. The marks it had left upon the soft gravel were plain
+enough, and Mr. Batchel eagerly appealed to his friend to notice them.
+Of the box and its contents, however, there was no other trace. The
+whole adventure was described--the strange behaviour and subsequent
+flight of the terrier--the men with averted faces--the boat--and the
+opening of the box. Mr. Batchel tried to shake the obvious incredulity
+of his guest by pointing to the chisel which still lay beside the path.
+Mr. Wardle only replied, "You want a holiday, Batchel! Let's go in to
+breakfast."
+
+Breakfast on that morning was not the cheerful meal it was wont to
+be. During the few minutes of waiting for it Mr. Batchel stood at
+the window of his dining-room looking out upon the site of the well
+which the gardener had now covered in. He rehearsed the whole of the
+adventure from first to last, wondering whether the new place of safety
+would ever be discovered. But he said no more to his guest; his heart
+was too full.
+
+The two breakfasted almost in silence, and the meal was scarcely over
+when the cab arrived to take Mr. Wardle to his train. Mr. Batchel bade
+him farewell, and saw him depart with genuine regret; he was returning
+sadly into the house when he heard his name called. It was Wardle,
+leaning out of the window of his cab as it drove away, and waving his
+hand, "Batchel," he cried again, "mind you take a holiday."
+
+
+
+
+IX.
+
+THE KIRK SPOOK.
+
+
+Before many years have passed it will be hard to find a person who has
+ever seen a Parish Clerk. The Parish Clerk is all but extinct. Our
+grandfathers knew him well--an oldish, clean-shaven man, who looked as
+if he had never been young, who dressed in rusty black, bestowed upon
+him, as often as not, by the Rector, and who usually wore a white tie
+on Sundays, out of respect for the seriousness of his office. He it was
+who laid out the Rector's robes, and helped him to put them on; who
+found the places in the large Bible and Prayer Book, and indicated them
+by means of decorous silken bookmarkers; who lighted and snuffed the
+candles in the pulpit and desk, and attended to the little stove in the
+squire's pew; who ran busily about, in short, during the quarter-hour
+which preceded Divine Service, doing a hundred little things, with all
+the activity, and much of the appearance, of a beetle.
+
+Just such a one was Caleb Dean, who was Clerk of Stoneground in the
+days of William IV. Small in stature, he possessed a voice which
+Nature seemed to have meant for a giant, and in the discharge of his
+duties he had a dignity of manner disproportionate even to his voice.
+No one was afraid to sing when he led the Psalm, so certain was it that
+no other voice could be noticed, and the gracious condescension with
+which he received his meagre fees would have been ample acknowledgment
+of double their amount.
+
+Man, however, cannot live by dignity alone, and Caleb was glad enough
+to be sexton as well as clerk, and to undertake any other duties by
+which he might add to his modest income. He kept the Churchyard tidy,
+trimmed the lamps, chimed the bells, taught the choir their simple
+tunes, turned the barrel of the organ, and managed the stoves.
+
+It was this last duty in particular, which took him into Church "last
+thing," as he used to call it, on Saturday night. There were people
+in those days, and may be some in these, whom nothing would induce
+to enter a Church at midnight; Caleb, however, was so much at home
+there that all hours were alike to him. He was never an early man on
+Saturdays. His wife, who insisted upon sitting up for him, would often
+knit her way into Sunday before he appeared, and even then would find
+it hard to get him to bed. Caleb, in fact, when off duty, was a genial
+little fellow; he had many friends, and on Saturday evenings he knew
+where to find them.
+
+It was not, therefore, until the evening was spent that he went to
+make up his fires; and his voice, which served for other singing than
+that of Psalms, could usually be heard, within a little of midnight,
+beguiling the way to Church with snatches of convivial songs. Many a
+belated traveller, homeward bound, would envy him his spirits, but
+no one envied him his duties. Even such as walked with him to the
+neighbourhood of the Churchyard would bid him "Good night" whilst still
+a long way from the gate. They would see him disappear into the gloom
+amongst the graves, and shudder as they turned homewards.
+
+Caleb, meanwhile, was perfectly content. He knew every stone in the
+path; long practice enabled him, even on the darkest night, to thrust
+his huge key into the lock at the first attempt, and on the night we
+are about to describe--it had come to Mr. Batchel from an old man
+who heard it from Caleb's lips--he did it with a feeling of unusual
+cheerfulness and contentment.
+
+Caleb always locked himself in. A prank had once been played upon
+him, which had greatly wounded his dignity; and though it had been no
+midnight prank, he had taken care, ever since, to have the Church to
+himself. He locked the door, therefore, as usual, on the night we speak
+of, and made his way to the stove. He used no candle. He opened the
+little iron door of the stove, and obtained sufficient light to shew
+him the fuel he had laid in readiness; then, when he had made up his
+fire, he closed this door again, and left the Church in darkness. He
+never could say what induced him upon this occasion to remain there
+after his task was done. He knew that his wife was sitting up, as
+usual, and that, as usual, he would have to hear what she had to say.
+Yet, instead of making his way home, he sat down in the corner of the
+nearest seat. He supposed that he must have felt tired, but had no
+distinct recollection of it.
+
+The Church was not absolutely dark. Caleb remembered that he could make
+out the outlines of the windows, and that through the window nearest
+to him he saw a few stars. After his eyes had grown accustomed to the
+gloom he could see the lines of the seats taking shape in the darkness,
+and he had not long sat there before he could dimly see everything
+there was. At last he began to distinguish where books lay upon the
+shelf in front of him. And then he closed his eyes. He does not admit
+having fallen asleep, even for a moment. But the seat was restful, the
+neighbouring stove was growing warm, he had been through a long and
+joyous evening, and it was natural that he should at least close his
+eyes.
+
+He insisted that it was only for a moment. Something, he could not say
+what, caused him to open his eyes again immediately. The closing of
+them seemed to have improved what may be called his dark sight. He saw
+everything in the Church quite distinctly, in a sort of grey light. The
+pulpit stood out, large and bulky, in front. Beyond that, he passed his
+eyes along the four windows on the north side of the Church. He looked
+again at the stars, still visible through the nearest window on his
+left hand as he was sitting. From that, his eyes fell to the further
+end of the seat in front of him, where he could even see a faint gleam
+of polished wood. He traced this gleam to the middle of the seat, until
+it disappeared in black shadow, and upon that his eye passed on to the
+seat he was in, and there he saw a man sitting beside him.
+
+Caleb described the man very clearly. He was, he said, a pale,
+old-fashioned looking man, with something very churchy about him.
+Reasoning also with great clearness, he said that the stranger had not
+come into the Church either with him or after him, and that therefore
+he must have been there before him. And in that case, seeing that the
+Church had been locked since two in the afternoon, the stranger must
+have been there for a considerable time.
+
+Caleb was puzzled; turning therefore, to the stranger, he asked, "How
+long have you been here?"
+
+The stranger answered at once, "Six hundred years."
+
+"Oh! come!" said Caleb.
+
+"Come where?" said the stranger.
+
+"Well, if you come to that, come out," said Caleb.
+
+"I wish I could," said the stranger, and heaved a great sigh.
+
+"What's to prevent you?" said Caleb. "There's the door, and here's the
+key."
+
+"That's it," said the other.
+
+"Of course it is," said Caleb. "Come along."
+
+With that he proceeded to take the stranger by the sleeve, and then it
+was that he says you might have knocked him down with a feather. His
+hand went right into the place where the sleeve seemed to be, and Caleb
+distinctly saw two of the stranger's buttons on the top of his own
+knuckles.
+
+He hastily withdrew his hand, which began to feel icy cold, and sat
+still, not knowing what to say next. He found that the stranger was
+gently chuckling with laughter, and this annoyed him.
+
+"What are you laughing at?" he enquired peevishly.
+
+"It's not funny enough for two," answered the other.
+
+"Who are you, anyhow?" said Caleb.
+
+"I am the kirk spook," was the reply.
+
+Now Caleb had not the least notion what a "kirk spook" was. He was not
+willing to admit his ignorance, but his curiosity was too much for his
+pride, and he asked for information.
+
+"Every Church has a spook," said the stranger, "and I am the spook of
+this one."
+
+"Oh," said Caleb, "I've been about this Church a many years, but I've
+never seen you before."
+
+"That," said the spook, "is because you've always been moving about.
+I'm very flimsy--very flimsy indeed--and I can only keep myself
+together when everything is quite still."
+
+"Well," said Caleb, "you've got your chance now. What are you going to
+do with it?"
+
+"I want to go out," said the spook, "I'm tired of this Church, and I've
+been alone for six hundred years. It's a long time."
+
+"It does seem rather a long time," said Caleb, "but why don't you go if
+you want to? There's three doors."
+
+"That's just it," said the spook, "They keep me in."
+
+"What?" said Caleb, "when they're open."
+
+"Open or shut," said the spook, "it's all one."
+
+"Well, then," said Caleb, "what about the windows?"
+
+"Every bit as bad," said the spook, "They're all pointed."
+
+Caleb felt out of his depth. Open doors and windows that kept a person
+in--if it was a person--seemed to want a little understanding. And the
+flimsier the person, too, the easier it ought to be for him to go where
+he wanted. Also, what could it matter whether they were pointed or not?
+
+The latter question was the one which Caleb asked first.
+
+"Six hundred years ago," said the spook, "all arches were made round,
+and when these pointed things came in I cursed them. I hate new-fangled
+things."
+
+"That wouldn't hurt them much," said Caleb.
+
+"I said I would never go under one of them," said the spook.
+
+"That would matter more to you than to them," said Caleb.
+
+"It does," said the spook, with another great sigh.
+
+"But you could easily change your mind," said Caleb.
+
+"I was tied to it," said the spook, "I was told that I never more
+should go under one of them, whether I would or not."
+
+"Some people will tell you anything," answered Caleb.
+
+"It was a Bishop," explained the spook.
+
+"Ah!" said Caleb, "that's different, of course."
+
+The spook told Caleb how often he had tried to go under the pointed
+arches, sometimes of the doors, sometimes of the windows, and how
+a stream of wind always struck him from the point of the arch, and
+drifted him back into the Church. He had long given up trying.
+
+"You should have been outside," said Caleb, "before they built the last
+door."
+
+"It was my Church," said the spook, "and I was too proud to leave."
+
+Caleb began to sympathise with the spook. He had a pride in the Church
+himself, and disliked even to hear another person say Amen before him.
+He also began to be a little jealous of this stranger who had been six
+hundred years in possession of the Church in which Caleb had believed
+himself, under the Vicar, to be master. And he began to plot.
+
+"Why do you want to get out?" he asked.
+
+"I'm no use here," was the reply, "I don't get enough to do to keep
+myself warm. And I know there are scores of Churches now without any
+kirk-spooks at all. I can hear their cheap little bells dinging every
+Sunday."
+
+"There's very few bells hereabouts," said Caleb.
+
+"There's no hereabouts for spooks," said the other. "We can hear any
+distance you like."
+
+"But what good are you at all?" said Caleb.
+
+"Good!" said the spook. "Don't we secure proper respect for Churches,
+especially after dark? A Church would be like any other place if it
+wasn't for us. You must know that."
+
+"Well, then," said Caleb, "you're no good here. This Church is all
+right. What will you give me to let you out?"
+
+"Can you do it?" asked the spook.
+
+"What will you give me?" said Caleb.
+
+"I'll say a good word for you amongst the spooks," said the other.
+
+"What good will that do me?" said Caleb.
+
+"A good word never did anybody any harm yet," answered the spook.
+
+"Very well then, come along," said Caleb.
+
+"Gently then," said the spook; "don't make a draught."
+
+"Not yet," said Caleb, and he drew the spook very carefully (as one
+takes a vessel quite full of water) from the seat.
+
+"I can't go under pointed arches," cried the spook, as Caleb moved off.
+
+"Nobody wants you to," said Caleb. "Keep close to me."
+
+He led the spook down the aisle to the angle of the wall where a small
+iron shutter covered an opening into the flue. It was used by the
+chimney sweep alone, but Caleb had another use for it now. Calling to
+the spook to keep close, he suddenly removed the shutter.
+
+The fires were by this time burning briskly. There was a strong
+up-draught as the shutter was removed. Caleb felt something rush across
+his face, and heard a cheerful laugh away up in the chimney. Then he
+knew that he was alone. He replaced the shutter, gave another look at
+his stoves, took the keys, and made his way home.
+
+He found his wife asleep in her chair, sat down and took off his boots,
+and awakened her by throwing them across the kitchen.
+
+"I've been wondering when you'd wake," he said.
+
+"What?" she said, "Have you been in long?"
+
+"Look at the clock," said Caleb. "Half after twelve."
+
+"My gracious," said his wife. "Let's be off to bed."
+
+"Did you tell her about the spook?" he was naturally asked.
+
+"Not I," said Caleb. "You know what she'd say. Same as she always does
+of a Saturday night."
+
+ * * * * *
+
+This fable Mr. Batchel related with reluctance. His attitude towards
+it was wholly deprecatory. Psychic phenomena, he said, lay outside the
+province of the mere humourist, and the levity with which they had been
+treated was largely responsible for the presumptuous materialism of the
+age.
+
+He said more, as he warmed to the subject, than can here be repeated.
+The reader of the foregoing tales, however, will be interested to know
+that Mr. Batchel's own attitude was one of humble curiosity. He refused
+even to guess why the _revenant_ was sometimes invisible, and at other
+times partly or wholly visible; sometimes capable of using physical
+force, and at other times powerless. He knew that they had their
+periods, and that was all.
+
+There is room, he said, for the romancer in these matters; but for
+the humourist, none. Romance was the play of intelligence about the
+confines of truth. The invisible world, like the visible, must have its
+romancers, its explorers, and its interpreters; but the time of the
+last was not yet come.
+
+Criticism, he observed in conclusion, was wholesome and necessary.
+But of the idle and mischievous remarks which were wont to pose as
+criticism, he held none in so much contempt as the cheap and irrational
+POOH-POOH.
+
+
+
+
+ PRINTED BY
+ W. HEFFER AND SONS LTD.
+ 104 HILLS ROAD, CAMBRIDGE.
+
+
+
+
+Transcriber's note
+
+
+Text in italics has been surrounded with _underscores_, and small
+capitals changed to all capitals.
+
+A few punctuation errors were corrected and on page 106 "lode" was
+changed to "Lode". Otherwise the original has been preserved, including
+inconsistent hyphenation.
+
+
+
+
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+Title: The Stoneground Ghost Tales
+ Compiled from the recollections of the reverend Roland
+ Batchel, the vicar of the parish.
+
+Author: E. G. Swain
+
+Release Date: January 4, 2014 [EBook #44581]
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+<div class="figcenter">
+<img id="coverpage" src="images/front_cover.jpg" width="524" height="788" alt="Cover" />
+</div>
+
+
+<div class="figlogo">
+<img src="images/logo.png" width="91" height="39" alt="Logo" />
+</div>
+
+<p class="tp1">
+London:<br />
+Simpkin, Marshall and Co., Ltd.
+</p>
+
+<hr class="l1" />
+
+
+<h1>
+THE STONEGROUND<br />
+GHOST TALES
+</h1>
+
+<p class="tp2">
+COMPILED FROM THE RECOLLECTIONS OF<br />
+THE REVEREND ROLAND BATCHEL,<br />
+VICAR OF THE PARISH.
+</p>
+
+<p class="tp3">
+BY<br />
+<span class="f18">E. G. SWAIN</span>
+</p>
+
+<p class="tp4">
+<span class="smcap">Cambridge</span>:<br />
+W. HEFFER &amp; SONS <span class="smcap">Ltd.</span><br />
+1912
+</p>
+
+<hr class="l1" />
+
+
+<p class="tp5">
+TO<br />
+
+<span class="mrj">MONTAGUE RHODES JAMES</span><br />
+
+(LITT.D., HON. LITT.D. DUBLIN,<br />
+HON. LL.D. ST. ANDR., F.B.A., F.S.A., ETC.)<br />
+PROVOST OF KING&rsquo;S COLLEGE, CAMBRIDGE,<br />
+FOR TWENTY PLEASANT YEARS MR. BATCHEL&rsquo;S FRIEND,<br />
+AND THE INDULGENT PARENT OF SUCH TASTES<br />
+AS THESE PAGES INDICATE.<br />
+</p>
+
+<hr class="l1" />
+
+
+<h2><a name="CONTENTS" id="CONTENTS"></a>CONTENTS</h2>
+
+
+<div class="center">
+<table border="0" cellpadding="4" cellspacing="0" summary="contents">
+<tr>
+ <th>&nbsp;</th>
+ <th>PAGE</th>
+</tr><tr>
+ <td class="col1">I.&mdash;The Man With the Roller</td>
+ <td class="col2"><a href="#I">1</a></td>
+</tr><tr>
+ <td class="col1">II.&mdash;Bone to His Bone</td>
+ <td class="col2"><a href="#II">19</a></td>
+</tr><tr>
+ <td class="col1">III.&mdash;The Richpins</td>
+ <td class="col2"><a href="#III">35</a></td>
+</tr><tr>
+ <td class="col1">IV.&mdash;The Eastern Window</td>
+ <td class="col2"><a href="#IV">63</a></td>
+</tr><tr>
+ <td class="col1">V.&mdash;Lubrietta</td>
+ <td class="col2"><a href="#V">83</a></td>
+</tr><tr>
+ <td class="col1">VI.&mdash;The Rockery</td>
+ <td class="col2"><a href="#VI">103</a></td>
+</tr><tr>
+ <td class="col1">VII.&mdash;The Indian Lamp Shade</td>
+ <td class="col2"><a href="#VII">123</a></td>
+</tr><tr>
+ <td class="col1">VIII.&mdash;The Place of Safety</td>
+ <td class="col2"><a href="#VIII">147</a></td>
+</tr><tr>
+ <td class="col1">IX.&mdash;The Kirk Spook</td>
+ <td class="col2"><a href="#IX">175</a></td>
+</tr>
+</table></div>
+
+
+<hr class="l2" />
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_1" id="Page_1">[1]</a></span></p>
+
+
+<h2><a name="I" id="I"></a>I.<br />
+
+<span class="stl">THE MAN WITH THE ROLLER.</span></h2>
+
+
+<p>On the edge of that vast tract of East Anglia,
+which retains its ancient name of the Fens,
+there may be found, by those who know where
+to seek it, a certain village called Stoneground.
+It was once a picturesque village. To-day it is
+not to be called either a village, or picturesque.
+Man dwells not in one &ldquo;house of clay,&rdquo; but in
+two, and the material of the second is drawn
+from the earth upon which this and the neighbouring
+villages stood. The unlovely signs of
+the industry have changed the place alike in
+aspect and in population. Many who have
+seen the fossil skeletons of great saurians
+brought out of the clay in which they have
+lain from pre-historic times, have thought that
+the inhabitants of the place have not since
+changed for the better. The chief habitations,
+however, have their foundations not upon clay,
+but upon a bed of gravel which anciently gave
+to the place its name, and upon the highest part
+of this gravel stands, and has stood for many
+centuries, the Parish Church, dominating the
+landscape for miles around.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_2" id="Page_2">[2]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>Stoneground, however, is no longer the
+inaccessible village, which in the middle ages
+stood out above a waste of waters. Occasional
+floods serve to indicate what was once its
+ordinary outlook, but in more recent times the
+construction of roads and railways, and the
+drainage of the Fens, have given it freedom of
+communication with the world from which it
+was formerly isolated.</p>
+
+<p>The Vicarage of Stoneground stands hard
+by the Church, and is renowned for its spacious
+garden, part of which, and that (as might be
+expected) the part nearest the house, is of
+ancient date. To the original plot successive
+Vicars have added adjacent lands, so that the
+garden has gradually acquired the state in
+which it now appears.</p>
+
+<p>The Vicars have been many in number.
+Since Henry de Greville was instituted in the
+year 1140 there have been 30, all of whom have
+lived, and most of whom have died, in successive
+vicarage houses upon the present site.</p>
+
+<p>The present incumbent, Mr. Batchel, is a
+solitary man of somewhat studious habits, but
+is not too much enamoured of his solitude to
+receive visits, from time to time, from schoolboys
+and such. In the summer of the year
+1906 he entertained two, who are the occasion
+of this narrative, though still unconscious of<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_3" id="Page_3">[3]</a></span>
+their part in it, for one of the two, celebrating
+his 15th birthday during his visit to Stoneground,
+was presented by Mr. Batchel with a
+new camera, with which he proceeded to
+photograph, with considerable skill, the surroundings
+of the house.</p>
+
+<p>One of these photographs Mr. Batchel
+thought particularly pleasing. It was a view
+of the house with the lawn in the foreground.
+A few small copies, such as the boy&rsquo;s camera
+was capable of producing, were sent to him by
+his young friend, some weeks after the visit,
+and again Mr. Batchel was so much pleased
+with the picture, that he begged for the
+negative, with the intention of having the view
+enlarged.</p>
+
+<p>The boy met the request with what seemed
+a needlessly modest plea. There were two
+negatives, he replied, but each of them had, in
+the same part of the picture, a small blur for
+which there was no accounting otherwise than
+by carelessness. His desire, therefore, was to
+discard these films, and to produce something
+more worthy of enlargement, upon a subsequent
+visit.</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Batchel, however, persisted in his
+request, and upon receipt of the negative,
+examined it with a lens. He was just able to
+detect the blur alluded to; an examination<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_4" id="Page_4">[4]</a></span>
+under a powerful glass, in fact revealed something
+more than he had at first detected. The
+blur was like the nucleus of a comet as one
+sees it represented in pictures, and seemed to
+be connected with a faint streak which extended
+across the negative. It was, however, so inconsiderable
+a defect that Mr. Batchel resolved to
+disregard it. He had a neighbour whose
+favourite pastime was photography, one who
+was notably skilled in everything that pertained
+to the art, and to him he sent the
+negative, with the request for an enlargement,
+reminding him of a long-standing promise to
+do any such service, when as had now happened,
+his friend might see fit to ask it.</p>
+
+<p>This neighbour who had acquired such skill
+in photography was one Mr. Groves, a young
+clergyman, residing in the Precincts of the
+Minster near at hand, which was visible from
+Mr. Batchel&rsquo;s garden. He lodged with a Mrs.
+Rumney, a superannuated servant of the Palace,
+and a strong-minded vigorous woman still,
+exactly such a one as Mr. Groves needed to
+have about him. For he was a constant trial
+to Mrs. Rumney, and but for the wholesome
+fear she begot in him, would have converted
+his rooms into a mere den. Her carpets and
+tablecloths were continually bespattered with
+chemicals; her chimney-piece ornaments had<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_5" id="Page_5">[5]</a></span>
+been unceremoniously stowed away and replaced
+by labelled bottles; even the bed of Mr.
+Groves was, by day, strewn with drying films
+and mounts, and her old and favourite cat
+had a bald patch on his flank, the result of
+a mishap with the pyrogallic acid.</p>
+
+<p>Mrs. Rumney&rsquo;s lodger, however, was a great
+favourite with her, as such helpless men are
+apt to be with motherly women, and she took
+no small pride in his work. A life-size portrait
+of herself, originally a peace-offering, hung in
+her parlour, and had long excited the envy of
+every friend who took tea with her.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Mr. Groves,&rdquo; she was wont to say, &ldquo;is
+a nice gentleman, <span class="f8">AND</span> a gentleman; and
+chemical though he may be, I&rsquo;d rather wait
+on him for nothing than what I would on
+anyone else for twice the money.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>Every new piece of photographic work was
+of interest to Mrs. Rumney, and she expected
+to be allowed both to admire and to criticise.
+The view of Stoneground Vicarage, therefore,
+was shown to her upon its arrival. &ldquo;Well may
+it want enlarging,&rdquo; she remarked, &ldquo;and it no
+bigger than a postage stamp; it looks more
+like a doll&rsquo;s house than a vicarage,&rdquo; and with
+this she went about her work, whilst Mr. Groves
+retired to his dark room with the film, to see
+what he could make of the task assigned to him.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_6" id="Page_6">[6]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>Two days later, after repeated visits to his
+dark room, he had made something considerable;
+and when Mrs. Rumney brought him
+his chop for luncheon, she was lost in admiration.
+A large but unfinished print stood upon
+his easel, and such a picture of Stoneground
+Vicarage was in the making as was calculated
+to delight both the young photographer and
+the Vicar.</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Groves spent only his mornings, as a
+rule, in photography. His afternoons he gave
+to pastoral work, and the work upon this
+enlargement was over for the day. It required
+little more than &ldquo;touching up,&rdquo; but it was
+this &ldquo;touching up&rdquo; which made the difference
+between the enlargements of Mr. Groves and
+those of other men. The print, therefore, was
+to be left upon the easel until the morrow,
+when it was to be finished. Mrs. Rumney and
+he, together, gave it an admiring inspection
+as she was carrying away the tray, and what
+they agreed in admiring most particularly was
+the smooth and open stretch of lawn, which
+made so excellent a foreground for the picture.
+&ldquo;It looks,&rdquo; said Mrs. Rumney, who had once
+been young, &ldquo;as if it was waiting for someone
+to come and dance on it.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Groves left his lodgings&mdash;we must now
+be particular about the hours&mdash;at half-past two,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_7" id="Page_7">[7]</a></span>
+with the intention of returning, as usual, at five.
+&ldquo;As reg&rsquo;lar as a clock,&rdquo; Mrs. Rumney was wont
+to say, &ldquo;and a sight more reg&rsquo;lar than some
+clocks I knows of.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>Upon this day he was, nevertheless, somewhat
+late, some visit had detained him unexpectedly,
+and it was a quarter-past five when he
+inserted his latch-key in Mrs. Rumney&rsquo;s door.</p>
+
+<p>Hardly had he entered, when his landlady,
+obviously awaiting him, appeared in the passage:
+her face, usually florid, was of the colour
+of parchment, and, breathing hurriedly and
+shortly, she pointed at the door of Mr. Groves&rsquo;
+room.</p>
+
+<p>In some alarm at her condition, Mr. Groves
+hastily questioned her; all she could say was:
+&ldquo;The photograph! the photograph!&rdquo; Mr. Groves
+could only suppose that his enlargement
+had met with some mishap for which Mrs.
+Rumney was responsible. Perhaps she had
+allowed it to flutter into the fire. He turned
+towards his room in order to discover the
+worst, but at this Mrs. Rumney laid a trembling
+hand upon his arm, and held him back. &ldquo;Don&rsquo;t
+go in,&rdquo; she said, &ldquo;have your tea in the parlour.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Nonsense,&rdquo; said Mr. Groves, &ldquo;if that is
+gone we can easily do another.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Gone,&rdquo; said his landlady, &ldquo;I wish to
+Heaven it was.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_8" id="Page_8">[8]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>The ensuing conversation shall not detain
+us. It will suffice to say that after a considerable
+time Mr. Groves succeeded in quieting
+his landlady, so much so that she consented,
+still trembling violently, to enter the room
+with him. To speak truth, she was as much
+concerned for him as for herself, and she was
+not by nature a timid woman.</p>
+
+<p>The room, so far from disclosing to Mr.
+Groves any cause for excitement, appeared
+wholly unchanged. In its usual place stood
+every article of his stained and ill-used furniture,
+on the easel stood the photograph, precisely
+where he had left it; and except that his
+tea was not upon the table, everything was in
+its usual state and place.</p>
+
+<p>But Mrs. Rumney again became excited
+and tremulous, &ldquo;It&rsquo;s there,&rdquo; she cried. &ldquo;Look
+at the lawn.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Groves stepped quickly forward and
+looked at the photograph. Then he turned as
+pale as Mrs. Rumney herself.</p>
+
+<p>There was a man, a man with an indescribably
+horrible suffering face, rolling the lawn
+with a large roller.</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Groves retreated in amazement to
+where Mrs. Rumney had remained standing.
+&ldquo;Has anyone been in here?&rdquo; he asked.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Not a soul,&rdquo; was the reply, &ldquo;I came in to<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_9" id="Page_9">[9]</a></span>
+make up the fire, and turned to have another
+look at the picture, when I saw that dead-alive
+face at the edge. It gave me the creeps,&rdquo; she
+said, &ldquo;particularly from not having noticed it
+before. If that&rsquo;s anyone in Stoneground, I said
+to myself, I wonder the Vicar has him in the
+garden with that awful face. It took that hold
+of me I thought I must come and look at it
+again, and at five o&rsquo;clock I brought your tea in.
+And then I saw him moved along right in front,
+with a roller dragging behind him, like you
+see.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Groves was greatly puzzled. Mrs.
+Rumney&rsquo;s story, of course, was incredible, but
+this strange evil-faced man had appeared in
+the photograph somehow. That he had not
+been there when the print was made was quite
+certain.</p>
+
+<p>The problem soon ceased to alarm Mr.
+Groves; in his mind it was investing itself
+with a scientific interest. He began to think of
+suspended chemical action, and other possible
+avenues of investigation. At Mrs. Rumney&rsquo;s
+urgent entreaty, however, he turned the photograph
+upon the easel, and with only its white
+back presented to the room, he sat down and
+ordered tea to be brought in.</p>
+
+<p>He did not look again at the picture. The
+face of the man had about it something<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_10" id="Page_10">[10]</a></span>
+unnaturally painful: he could remember, and
+still see, as it were, the drawn features, and the
+look of the man had unaccountably distressed
+him.</p>
+
+<p>He finished his slight meal, and having lit
+a pipe, began to brood over the scientific possibilities
+of the problem. Had any other photograph
+upon the original film become involved
+in the one he had enlarged? Had the image of
+any other face, distorted by the enlarging lens,
+become a part of this picture? For the space of
+two hours he debated this possibility, and that,
+only to reject them all. His optical knowledge
+told him that no conceivable accident could
+have brought into his picture a man with a
+roller. No negative of his had ever contained
+such a man; if it had, no natural causes would
+suffice to leave him, as it were, hovering about
+the apparatus.</p>
+
+<p>His repugnance to the actual thing had by
+this time lost its freshness, and he determined
+to end his scientific musings with another inspection
+of the object. So he approached the
+easel and turned the photograph round again.
+His horror returned, and with good cause. The
+man with the roller had now advanced to the
+middle of the lawn. The face was stricken still
+with the same indescribable look of suffering.
+The man seemed to be appealing to the<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_11" id="Page_11">[11]</a></span>
+spectator for some kind of help. Almost, he
+spoke.</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Groves was naturally reduced to a
+condition of extreme nervous excitement. Although
+not by nature what is called a nervous
+man, he trembled from head to foot. With a
+sudden effort, he turned away his head, took
+hold of the picture with his outstretched hand,
+and opening a drawer in his sideboard thrust
+the thing underneath a folded tablecloth which
+was lying there. Then he closed the drawer
+and took up an entertaining book to distract his
+thoughts from the whole matter.</p>
+
+<p>In this he succeeded very ill. Yet somehow
+the rest of the evening passed, and as it
+wore away, he lost something of his alarm. At
+ten o&rsquo;clock, Mrs. Rumney, knocking and receiving
+answer twice, lest by any chance she
+should find herself alone in the room, brought
+in the cocoa usually taken by her lodger at that
+hour. A hasty glance at the easel showed her
+that it stood empty, and her face betrayed her
+relief. She made no comment, and Mr. Groves
+invited none.</p>
+
+<p>The latter, however, could not make up his
+mind to go to bed. The face he had seen was
+taking firm hold upon his imagination, and
+seemed to fascinate him and repel him at the
+same time. Before long, he found himself<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_12" id="Page_12">[12]</a></span>
+wholly unable to resist the impulse to look at it
+once more. He took it again, with some indecision,
+from the drawer and laid it under the
+lamp.</p>
+
+<p>The man with the roller had now passed
+completely over the lawn, and was near the left
+of the picture.</p>
+
+<p>The shock to Mr. Groves was again considerable.
+He stood facing the fire, trembling with
+excitement which refused to be suppressed. In
+this state his eye lighted upon the calendar
+hanging before him, and it furnished him with
+some distraction. The next day was his mother&rsquo;s
+birthday. Never did he omit to write a letter
+which should lie upon her breakfast-table, and
+the pre-occupation of this evening had made
+him wholly forgetful of the matter. There was
+a collection of letters, however, from the pillar-box
+near at hand, at a quarter before midnight,
+so he turned to his desk, wrote a letter which
+would at least serve to convey his affectionate
+greetings, and having written it, went out into
+the night and posted it.</p>
+
+<p>The clocks were striking midnight as he
+returned to his room. We may be sure that he
+did not resist the desire to glance at the photograph
+he had left on his table. But the results
+of that glance, he, at any rate, had not anticipated.
+The man with the roller had disappeared.<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_13" id="Page_13">[13]</a></span>
+The lawn lay as smooth and clear as at first,
+&ldquo;looking,&rdquo; as Mrs. Rumney had said, &ldquo;as if it
+was waiting for someone to come and dance on
+it.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>The photograph, after this, remained a
+photograph and nothing more. Mr. Groves
+would have liked to persuade himself that it
+had never undergone these changes which he
+had witnessed, and which we have endeavoured
+to describe, but his sense of their reality was
+too insistent. He kept the print lying for a
+week upon his easel. Mrs. Rumney, although
+she had ceased to dread it, was obviously relieved
+at its disappearance, when it was carried
+to Stoneground to be delivered to Mr. Batchel.
+Mr. Groves said nothing of the man with the
+roller, but gave the enlargement, without comment,
+into his friend&rsquo;s hands. The work of
+enlargement had been skilfully done, and was
+deservedly praised.</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Groves, making some modest disclaimer,
+observed that the view, with its
+spacious foreground of lawn, was such as could
+not have failed to enlarge well. And this lawn,
+he added, as they sat looking out of the Vicar&rsquo;s
+study, looks as well from within your house
+as from without. It must give you a sense of
+responsibility, he added, reflectively, to be
+sitting where your predecessors have sat for<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_14" id="Page_14">[14]</a></span>
+so many centuries and to be continuing their
+peaceful work. The mere presence before your
+window, of the turf upon which good men have
+walked, is an inspiration.</p>
+
+<p>The Vicar made no reply to these somewhat
+sententious remarks. For a moment he seemed
+as if he would speak some words of conventional
+assent. Then he abruptly left the room, to
+return in a few minutes with a parchment book.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Your remark, Groves,&rdquo; he said as he seated
+himself again, &ldquo;recalled to me a curious bit of
+history: I went up to the old library to get the
+book. This is the journal of William Longue
+who was Vicar here up to the year 1602. What
+you said about the lawn will give you an
+interest in a certain portion of the journal. I
+will read it.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<div class="blockquot">
+<p>Aug. 1, 1600.&mdash;I am now returned in haste from
+a journey to Brightelmstone whither I
+had gone with full intention to remain
+about the space of two months. Master
+Josiah Wilburton, of my dear College of
+Emmanuel, having consented to assume
+the charge of my parish of Stoneground
+in the meantime. But I had intelligence,
+after 12 days&rsquo; absence, by a messenger
+from the Churchwardens, that Master
+Wilburton had disappeared last Monday
+sennight, and had been no more seen. So
+here I am again in my study to the entire<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_15" id="Page_15">[15]</a></span>
+frustration of my plans, and can do
+nothing in my perplexity but sit and
+look out from my window, before which
+Andrew Birch rolleth the grass with
+much persistence. Andrew passeth so
+many times over the same place with his
+roller that I have just now stepped without
+to demand why he so wasteth his
+labour, and upon this he hath pointed out
+a place which is not levelled, and hath
+continued his rolling.</p>
+
+<p>Aug. 2.&mdash;There is a change in Andrew Birch
+since my absence, who hath indeed the
+aspect of one in great depression, which
+is noteworthy of so chearful a man. He
+haply shares our common trouble in
+respect of Master Wilburton, of whom we
+remain without tidings. Having made
+part of a sermon upon the seventh
+Chapter of the former Epistle of St.
+Paul to the Corinthians and the 27th
+verse, I found Andrew again at his task,
+and bade him desist and saddle my horse,
+being minded to ride forth and take
+counsel with my good friend John Palmer
+at the Deanery, who bore Master Wilburton
+great affection.</p>
+
+<p>Aug. 2 continued.&mdash;Dire news awaiteth me
+upon my return. The Sheriff&rsquo;s men have
+disinterred the body of poor Master W.
+from beneath the grass Andrew was<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_16" id="Page_16">[16]</a></span>
+rolling, and have arrested him on the
+charge of being his cause of death.</p>
+
+<p>Aug. 10&mdash;Alas! Andrew Birch hath been
+hanged, the Justice having mercifully
+ordered that he should hang by the neck
+until he should be dead, and not sooner
+molested. May the Lord have mercy on
+his soul. He made full confession before
+me, that he had slain Master Wilburton
+in heat upon his threatening to make me
+privy to certain peculation of which I
+should not have suspected so old a
+servant. The poor man bemoaned his
+evil temper in great contrition, and beat
+his breast, saying that he knew himself
+doomed for ever to roll the grass in the
+place where he had tried to conceal his
+wicked fact.</p>
+</div>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Thank you,&rdquo; said Mr. Groves. &ldquo;Has that
+little negative got the date upon it?&rdquo; &ldquo;Yes,&rdquo;
+replied Mr. Batchel, as he examined it with his
+glass. The boy has marked it August 10. The
+Vicar seemed not to remark the coincidence
+with the date of Birch&rsquo;s execution. Needless to
+say that it did not escape Mr. Groves. But he
+kept silence about the man with the roller, who
+has been no more seen to this day.</p>
+
+<p>Doubtless there is more in our photography
+than we yet know of. The camera sees more
+than the eye, and chemicals in a freshly<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_17" id="Page_17">[17]</a></span>
+prepared and active state, have a power
+which they afterwards lose. Our units
+of time, adopted for the convenience of
+persons dealing with the ordinary movements
+of material objects, are of course conventional.
+Those who turn the instruments of science
+upon nature will always be in danger of seeing
+more than they looked for. There is such a
+disaster as that of knowing too much, and at
+some time or another it may overtake each of
+us. May we then be as wise as Mr. Groves in
+our reticence, if our turn should come.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_18" id="Page_18">[18]</a><br /><a name="Page_19" id="Page_19">[19]</a></span></p>
+
+
+<h2><a name="II" id="II"></a>II.<br />
+
+<span class="stl">BONE TO HIS BONE.</span></h2>
+
+
+<p>William Whitehead, Fellow of Emmanuel
+College, in the University of Cambridge, became
+Vicar of Stoneground in the year 1731. The
+annals of his incumbency were doubtless short
+and simple: they have not survived. In his day
+were no newspapers to collect gossip, no Parish
+Magazines to record the simple events of
+parochial life. One event, however, of greater
+moment then than now, is recorded in two
+places. Vicar Whitehead failed in health after
+23 years of work, and journeyed to Bath in what
+his monument calls &ldquo;the vain hope of being
+restored.&rdquo; The duration of his visit is unknown;
+it is reasonable to suppose that he
+made his journey in the summer, it is certain
+that by the month of November his physician
+told him to lay aside all hope of recovery.</p>
+
+<p>Then it was that the thoughts of the patient
+turned to the comfortable straggling vicarage
+he had left at Stoneground, in which he had
+hoped to end his days. He prayed that his successor
+might be as happy there as he had been
+himself. Setting his affairs in order, as became<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_20" id="Page_20">[20]</a></span>
+one who had but a short time to live, he
+executed a will, bequeathing to the Vicars of
+Stoneground, for ever, the close of ground he
+had recently purchased because it lay next the
+vicarage garden. And by a codicil, he added to
+the bequest his library of books. Within a few
+days, William Whitehead was gathered to his
+fathers.</p>
+
+<p>A mural tablet in the north aisle of the
+church, records, in Latin, his services and his
+bequests, his two marriages, and his fruitless
+journey to Bath. The house he loved, but never
+again saw, was taken down 40 years later, and
+re-built by Vicar James Devie. The garden,
+with Vicar Whitehead&rsquo;s &ldquo;close of ground&rdquo; and
+other adjacent lands, was opened out and
+planted, somewhat before 1850, by Vicar Robert
+Towerson. The aspect of everything has
+changed. But in a convenient chamber on the
+first floor of the present vicarage the library of
+Vicar Whitehead stands very much as he used
+it and loved it, and as he bequeathed it to his
+successors &ldquo;for ever.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>The books there are arranged as he arranged
+and ticketed them. Little slips of paper, sometimes
+bearing interesting fragments of writing,
+still mark his places. His marginal comments
+still give life to pages from which all other
+interest has faded, and he would have but a dull<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_21" id="Page_21">[21]</a></span>
+imagination who could sit in the chamber
+amidst these books without ever being carried
+back 180 years into the past, to the time when
+the newest of them left the printer&rsquo;s hands.</p>
+
+<p>Of those into whose possession the books
+have come, some have doubtless loved them
+more, and some less; some, perhaps, have left
+them severely alone. But neither those who
+loved them, nor those who loved them not, have
+lost them, and they passed, some century and a
+half after William Whitehead&rsquo;s death, into
+the hands of Mr. Batchel, who loved them as a
+father loves his children. He lived alone, and
+had few domestic cares to distract his mind.
+He was able, therefore, to enjoy to the full what
+Vicar Whitehead had enjoyed so long before
+him. During many a long summer evening
+would he sit poring over long-forgotten books;
+and since the chamber, otherwise called the
+library, faced the south, he could also spend
+sunny winter mornings there without discomfort.
+Writing at a small table, or reading as he
+stood at a tall desk, he would browse amongst
+the books like an ox in a pleasant pasture.</p>
+
+<p>There were other times also, at which Mr.
+Batchel would use the books. Not being a
+sound sleeper (for book-loving men seldom are),
+he elected to use as a bedroom one of the two
+chambers which opened at either side into the<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_22" id="Page_22">[22]</a></span>
+library. The arrangement enabled him to
+beguile many a sleepless hour amongst the
+books, and in view of these nocturnal visits he
+kept a candle standing in a sconce above the
+desk, and matches always ready to his hand.</p>
+
+<p>There was one disadvantage in this close
+proximity of his bed to the library. Owing, apparently,
+to some defect in the fittings of the room,
+which, having no mechanical tastes, Mr. Batchel
+had never investigated, there could be heard, in
+the stillness of the night, exactly such sounds
+as might arise from a person moving about
+amongst the books. Visitors using the other
+adjacent room would often remark at breakfast,
+that they had heard their host in the library at
+one or two o&rsquo;clock in the morning, when, in fact,
+he had not left his bed. Invariably Mr. Batchel
+allowed them to suppose that he had been where
+they thought him. He disliked idle controversy,
+and was unwilling to afford an opening for supernatural
+talk. Knowing well enough the sounds
+by which his guests had been deceived, he
+wanted no other explanation of them than his
+own, though it was of too vague a character to
+count as an explanation. He conjectured that
+the window-sashes, or the doors, or &ldquo;something,&rdquo;
+were defective, and was too phlegmatic and too
+unpractical to make any investigation. The
+matter gave him no concern.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_23" id="Page_23">[23]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>Persons whose sleep is uncertain are apt to
+have their worst nights when they would like
+their best. The consciousness of a special need
+for rest seems to bring enough mental disturbance
+to forbid it. So on Christmas Eve, in the
+year 1907, Mr. Batchel, who would have liked to
+sleep well, in view of the labours of Christmas
+Day, lay hopelessly wide awake. He exhausted
+all the known devices for courting sleep, and, at
+the end, found himself wider awake than ever.
+A brilliant moon shone into his room, for he
+hated window-blinds. There was a light wind
+blowing, and the sounds in the library were
+more than usually suggestive of a person moving
+about. He almost determined to have the
+sashes &ldquo;seen to,&rdquo; although he could seldom be
+induced to have anything &ldquo;seen to.&rdquo; He disliked
+changes, even for the better, and would submit
+to great inconvenience rather than have things
+altered with which he had become familiar.</p>
+
+<p>As he revolved these matters in his mind, he
+heard the clocks strike the hour of midnight,
+and having now lost all hope of falling asleep,
+he rose from his bed, got into a large dressing
+gown which hung in readiness for such occasions,
+and passed into the library, with the intention
+of reading himself sleepy, if he could.</p>
+
+<p>The moon, by this time, had passed out of
+the south, and the library seemed all the darker<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_24" id="Page_24">[24]</a></span>
+by contrast with the moonlit chamber he had
+left. He could see nothing but two blue-grey
+rectangles formed by the windows against the
+sky, the furniture of the room being altogether
+invisible. Groping along to where the table
+stood, Mr. Batchel felt over its surface for the
+matches which usually lay there; he found, however,
+that the table was cleared of everything.
+He raised his right hand, therefore, in order to
+feel his way to a shelf where the matches were
+sometimes mislaid, and at that moment, whilst
+his hand was in mid-air, the matchbox was
+gently put into it!</p>
+
+<p>Such an incident could hardly fail to disturb
+even a phlegmatic person, and Mr. Batchel
+cried &ldquo;Who&rsquo;s this?&rdquo; somewhat nervously.
+There was no answer. He struck a match,
+looked hastily round the room, and found it
+empty, as usual. There was everything, that
+is to say, that he was accustomed to see, but
+no other person than himself.</p>
+
+<p>It is not quite accurate, however, to say
+that everything was in its usual state. Upon
+the tall desk lay a quarto volume that he had
+certainly not placed there. It was his quite
+invariable practice to replace his books upon
+the shelves after using them, and what we may
+call his library habits were precise and
+methodical. A book out of place like this,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_25" id="Page_25">[25]</a></span>
+was not only an offence against good order,
+but a sign that his privacy had been intruded
+upon. With some surprise, therefore, he lit
+the candle standing ready in the sconce, and
+proceeded to examine the book, not sorry, in
+the disturbed condition in which he was, to
+have an occupation found for him.</p>
+
+<p>The book proved to be one with which he
+was unfamiliar, and this made it certain that
+some other hand than his had removed it from
+its place. Its title was &ldquo;The Compleat
+Gard&rsquo;ner&rdquo; of M. de la Quintinye made
+English by John Evelyn Esquire. It was not a
+work in which Mr. Batchel felt any great
+interest. It consisted of divers reflections on
+various parts of husbandry, doubtless entertaining
+enough, but too deliberate and discursive
+for practical purposes. He had certainly
+never used the book, and growing restless now
+in mind, said to himself that some boy having
+the freedom of the house, had taken it
+down from its place in the hope of finding
+pictures.</p>
+
+<p>But even whilst he made this explanation
+he felt its weakness. To begin with, the desk
+was too high for a boy. The improbability that
+any boy would place a book there was equalled
+by the improbability that he would leave it
+there. To discover its uninviting character<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_26" id="Page_26">[26]</a></span>
+would be the work only of a moment, and no
+boy would have brought it so far from its shelf.</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Batchel had, however, come to read,
+and habit was too strong with him to be wholly
+set aside. Leaving &ldquo;The Compleat Gard&rsquo;ner&rdquo;
+on the desk, he turned round to the shelves
+to find some more congenial reading.</p>
+
+<p>Hardly had he done this when he was
+startled by a sharp rap upon the desk behind
+him, followed by a rustling of paper. He
+turned quickly about and saw the quarto lying
+open. In obedience to the instinct of the
+moment, he at once sought a natural cause
+for what he saw. Only a wind, and that of
+the strongest, could have opened the book, and
+laid back its heavy cover; and though he
+accepted, for a brief moment, that explanation,
+he was too candid to retain it longer. The
+wind out of doors was very light. The window
+sash was closed and latched, and, to decide
+the matter finally, the book had its back, and
+not its edges, turned towards the only quarter
+from which a wind could strike.</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Batchel approached the desk again and
+stood over the book. With increasing perturbation
+of mind (for he still thought of the
+matchbox) he looked upon the open page.
+Without much reason beyond that he felt
+constrained to do something, he read the words<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_27" id="Page_27">[27]</a></span>
+of the half completed sentence at the turn of
+the page&mdash;</p>
+
+<div class="blockquo1">
+<p class="noi">&ldquo;at dead of night he left the house and
+passed into the solitude of the garden.&rdquo;</p>
+</div>
+
+<p class="noi">But he read no more, nor did he give himself
+the trouble of discovering whose midnight
+wandering was being described, although the
+habit was singularly like one of his own. He
+was in no condition for reading, and turning his
+back upon the volume he slowly paced the
+length of the chamber, &ldquo;wondering at that
+which had come to pass.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>He reached the opposite end of the chamber
+and was in the act of turning, when again he
+heard the rustling of paper, and by the time he
+had faced round, saw the leaves of the book
+again turning over. In a moment the volume
+lay at rest, open in another place, and there was
+no further movement as he approached it. To
+make sure that he had not been deceived, he
+read again the words as they entered the page.
+The author was following a not uncommon
+practise of the time, and throwing common
+speech into forms suggested by Holy Writ:
+&ldquo;So dig,&rdquo; it said, &ldquo;that ye may obtain.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>This passage, which to Mr. Batchel seemed
+reprehensible in its levity, excited at once his
+interest and his disapproval. He was prepared
+to read more, but this time was not allowed.<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_28" id="Page_28">[28]</a></span>
+Before his eye could pass beyond the passage
+already cited, the leaves of the book slowly
+turned again, and presented but a termination
+of five words and a colophon.</p>
+
+<p>The words were, &ldquo;to the North, an Ilex.&rdquo;
+These three passages, in which he saw no meaning
+and no connection, began to entangle
+themselves together in Mr. Batchel&rsquo;s mind. He
+found himself repeating them in different orders,
+now beginning with one, and now with another.
+Any further attempt at reading he felt to be
+impossible, and he was in no mind for any more
+experiences of the unaccountable. Sleep was, of
+course, further from him than ever, if that were
+conceivable. What he did, therefore, was to
+blow out the candle, to return to his moonlit
+bedroom, and put on more clothing, and then to
+pass downstairs with the object of going out of
+doors.</p>
+
+<p>It was not unusual with Mr. Batchel to walk
+about his garden at night-time. This form of
+exercise had often, after a wakeful hour, sent
+him back to his bed refreshed and ready for
+sleep. The convenient access to the garden at
+such times lay through his study, whose French
+windows opened on to a short flight of steps,
+and upon these he now paused for a moment to
+admire the snow-like appearance of the lawns,
+bathed as they were in the moonlight. As he<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_29" id="Page_29">[29]</a></span>
+paused, he heard the city clocks strike the half-hour
+after midnight, and he could not forbear
+repeating aloud</p>
+
+<div class="blockquo1">
+<p class="noi">&ldquo;At dead of night he left the house, and
+passed into the solitude of the garden.&rdquo;</p>
+</div>
+
+<p class="noi">It was solitary enough. At intervals the screech
+of an owl, and now and then the noise of a train,
+seemed to emphasise the solitude by drawing
+attention to it and then leaving it in possession
+of the night. Mr. Batchel found himself
+wondering and conjecturing what Vicar Whitehead,
+who had acquired the close of land to
+secure quiet and privacy for garden, would have
+thought of the railways to the west and north.
+He turned his face northwards, whence a whistle
+had just sounded, and saw a tree beautifully
+outlined against the sky. His breath caught at
+the sight. Not because the tree was unfamiliar.
+Mr. Batchel knew all his trees. But what he
+had seen was &ldquo;to the north, an Ilex.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Batchel knew not what to make of it
+all. He had walked into the garden hundreds
+of times and as often seen the Ilex, but the
+words out of the &ldquo;Compleat Gard&rsquo;ner&rdquo; seemed
+to be pursuing him in a way that made him
+almost afraid. His temperament, however, as
+has been said already, was phlegmatic. It was
+commonly said, and Mr. Batchel approved the
+verdict, whilst he condemned its inexactness,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_30" id="Page_30">[30]</a></span>
+that &ldquo;his nerves were made of fiddle-string,&rdquo; so
+he braced himself afresh and set upon his
+walk round the silent garden, which he was
+accustomed to begin in a northerly direction,
+and was now too proud to change. He usually
+passed the Ilex at the beginning of his perambulation,
+and so would pass it now.</p>
+
+<p>He did not pass it. A small discovery, as
+he reached it, annoyed and disturbed him. His
+gardener, as careful and punctilious as himself,
+never failed to house all his tools at the end of a
+day&rsquo;s work. Yet there, under the Ilex, standing
+upright in moonlight brilliant enough to cast
+a shadow of it, was a spade.</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Batchel&rsquo;s second thought was one of
+relief. After his extraordinary experiences in the
+library (he hardly knew now whether they had
+been real or not) something quite commonplace
+would act sedatively, and he determined to
+carry the spade to the tool-house.</p>
+
+<p>The soil was quite dry, and the surface
+even a little frozen, so Mr. Batchel left the path,
+walked up to the spade, and would have drawn
+it towards him. But it was as if he had made
+the attempt upon the trunk of the Ilex itself.
+The spade would not be moved. Then, first
+with one hand, and then with both, he tried
+to raise it, and still it stood firm. Mr. Batchel,
+of course, attributed this to the frost, slight<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_31" id="Page_31">[31]</a></span>
+as it was. Wondering at the spade&rsquo;s being
+there, and annoyed at its being frozen, he was
+about to leave it and continue his walk, when
+the remaining words of the &ldquo;Compleat
+Gard&rsquo;ner&rdquo; seemed rather to utter themselves,
+than to await his will&mdash;</p>
+
+<div class="blockquo2">
+<p class="noi">&ldquo;So dig, that ye may obtain.&rdquo;</p>
+</div>
+
+<p class="noi">Mr. Batchel&rsquo;s power of independent action now
+deserted him. He took the spade, which no
+longer resisted, and began to dig. &ldquo;Five spadefuls
+and no more,&rdquo; he said aloud. &ldquo;This is all
+foolishness.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>Four spadefuls of earth he then raised and
+spread out before him in the moonlight. There
+was nothing unusual to be seen. Nor did Mr.
+Batchel decide what he would look for, whether
+coins, jewels, documents in canisters, or
+weapons. In point of fact, he dug against what
+he deemed his better judgment, and expected
+nothing. He spread before him the fifth and last
+spadeful of earth, not quite without result, but
+with no result that was at all sensational. The
+earth contained a bone. Mr. Batchel&rsquo;s knowledge
+of anatomy was sufficient to show him
+that it was a human bone. He identified it,
+even by moonlight, as the <i lang="la" xml:lang="la">radius</i>, a bone of the
+forearm, as he removed the earth from it, with
+his thumb.</p>
+
+<p>Such a discovery might be thought worthy<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_32" id="Page_32">[32]</a></span>
+of more than the very ordinary interest Mr.
+Batchel showed. As a matter of fact, the
+presence of a human bone was easily to be
+accounted for. Recent excavations within the
+church had caused the upturning of numberless
+bones, which had been collected and reverently
+buried. But an earth-stained bone is also
+easily overlooked, and this <i lang="la" xml:lang="la">radius</i> had obviously
+found its way into the garden with some of
+the earth brought out of the church.</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Batchel was glad, rather than regretful
+at this termination to his adventure. He was
+once more provided with something to do.
+The re-interment of such bones as this had
+been his constant care, and he decided at once
+to restore the bone to consecrated earth. The
+time seemed opportune. The eyes of the
+curious were closed in sleep, he himself was
+still alert and wakeful. The spade remained
+by his side and the bone in his hand. So he
+betook himself, there and then, to the churchyard.
+By the still generous light of the moon,
+he found a place where the earth yielded to
+his spade, and within a few minutes the bone
+was laid decently to earth, some 18 inches deep.</p>
+
+<p>The city clocks struck one as he finished.
+The whole world seemed asleep, and Mr. Batchel
+slowly returned to the garden with his spade.
+As he hung it in its accustomed place he felt<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_33" id="Page_33">[33]</a></span>
+stealing over him the welcome desire to sleep.
+He walked quietly on to the house and ascended
+to his room. It was now dark: the moon had
+passed on and left the room in shadow. He lit
+a candle, and before undressing passed into the
+library. He had an irresistible curiosity to see
+the passages in John Evelyn&rsquo;s book which
+had so strangely adapted themselves to the
+events of the past hour.</p>
+
+<p>In the library a last surprise awaited him.
+The desk upon which the book had lain was
+empty. &ldquo;The Compleat Gard&rsquo;ner&rdquo; stood in
+its place on the shelf. And then Mr. Batchel
+knew that he had handled a bone of William
+Whitehead, and that in response to his own
+entreaty.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_34" id="Page_34">[34]</a><br /><a name="Page_35" id="Page_35">[35]</a></span></p>
+
+
+<h2><a name="III" id="III"></a>III.<br />
+
+<span class="stl">THE RICHPINS.</span></h2>
+
+
+<p>Something of the general character of
+Stoneground and its people has been indicated
+by stray allusions in the preceding narratives.
+We must here add that of its present population
+only a small part is native, the remainder
+having been attracted during the recent prosperous
+days of brickmaking, from the nearer
+parts of East Anglia and the Midlands. The
+visitor to Stoneground now finds little more
+than the signs of an unlovely industry, and of
+the hasty and inadequate housing of the people
+it has drawn together. Nothing in the place
+pleases him more than the excellent train-service
+which makes it easy to get away. He
+seldom desires a long acquaintance either with
+Stoneground or its people.</p>
+
+<p>The impression so made upon the average
+visitor is, however, unjust, as first impressions
+often are. The few who have made further
+acquaintance with Stoneground have soon
+learned to distinguish between the permanent
+and the accidental features of the place, and
+have been astonished by nothing so much as by<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_36" id="Page_36">[36]</a></span>
+the unexpected evidence of French influence.
+Amongst the household treasures of the old
+inhabitants are invariably found French knick-knacks:
+there are pieces of French furniture in
+what is called &ldquo;the room&rdquo; of many houses. A
+certain ten-acre field is called the &ldquo;Frenchman&rsquo;s
+meadow.&rdquo; Upon the voters&rsquo; lists hanging at the
+church door are to be found French names,
+often corrupted; and boys who run about the
+streets can be heard shrieking to each other
+such names as Bunnum, Dangibow, Planchey,
+and so on.</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Batchel himself is possessed of many
+curious little articles of French handiwork&mdash;boxes
+deftly covered with split straws, arranged
+ingeniously in patterns; models of the guillotine,
+built of carved meat-bones, and various
+other pieces of handiwork, amongst them an
+accurate road-map of the country between
+Stoneground and Yarmouth, drawn upon a fly-leaf
+torn from some book, and bearing upon the
+other side the name of Jules Richepin. The
+latter had been picked up, according to a
+pencilled-note written across one corner, by a
+shepherd, in the year 1811.</p>
+
+<p>The explanation of this French influence is
+simple enough. Within five miles of Stoneground
+a large barracks had been erected for
+the custody of French prisoners during the war<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_37" id="Page_37">[37]</a></span>
+with Bonaparte. Many thousands were confined
+there during the years 1808-14. The prisoners
+were allowed to sell what articles they could
+make in the barracks; and many of them, upon
+their release, settled in the neighbourhood,
+where their descendants remain. There is little
+curiosity amongst these descendants about their
+origin. The events of a century ago seem to
+them as remote as the Deluge, and as immaterial.
+To Thomas Richpin, a weakly man
+who blew the organ in church, Mr. Batchel
+shewed the map. Richpin, with a broad, black-haired
+skull and a narrow chin which grew a
+little pointed beard, had always a foreign look
+about him: Mr. Batchel thought it more than
+possible that he might be descended from the
+owner of the book, and told him as much upon
+shewing him the fly-leaf. Thomas, however,
+was content to observe that &ldquo;his name hadn&rsquo;t
+got no E,&rdquo; and shewed no further interest in the
+matter. His interest in it, before we have done
+with him, will have become very large.</p>
+
+<p>For the growing boys of Stoneground, with
+whom he was on generally friendly terms, Mr.
+Batchel formed certain clubs to provide them
+with occupation on winter evenings; and in
+these clubs, in the interests of peace and good-order,
+he spent a great deal of time. Sitting
+one December evening, in a large circle of boys<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_38" id="Page_38">[38]</a></span>
+who preferred the warmth of the fire to the
+more temperate atmosphere of the tables, he
+found Thomas Richpin the sole topic of conversation.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;We seen Mr. Richpin in Frenchman&rsquo;s
+Meadow last night,&rdquo; said one.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;What time?&rdquo; said Mr. Batchel, whose
+function it was to act as a sort of fly-wheel, and
+to carry the conversation over dead points. He
+had received the information with some little
+surprise, because Frenchman&rsquo;s Meadow was an
+unusual place for Richpin to have been in, but
+his question had no further object than to
+encourage talk.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Half-past nine,&rdquo; was the reply.</p>
+
+<p>This made the question much more interesting.
+Mr. Batchel, on the preceding evening,
+had taken advantage of a warmed church to
+practise upon the organ. He had played it from
+nine o&rsquo;clock until ten, and Richpin had been all
+that time at the bellows.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Are you sure it was half-past nine?&rdquo; he
+asked.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Yes,&rdquo; (we reproduce the answer exactly),
+&ldquo;we come out o&rsquo; night-school at quarter-past,
+and we was all goin&rsquo; to the Wash to look if it
+was friz.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;And you saw Mr. Richpin in Frenchman&rsquo;s
+Meadow?&rdquo; said Mr. Batchel.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_39" id="Page_39">[39]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Yes. He was looking for something on the
+ground,&rdquo; added another boy.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;And his trousers was tore,&rdquo; said a third.</p>
+
+<p>The story was clearly destined to stand in
+no need of corroboration.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Did Mr. Richpin speak to you?&rdquo; enquired
+Mr. Batchel.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;No, we run away afore he come to us,&rdquo; was
+the answer.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Why?&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Because we was frit.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;What frightened you?&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Jim Lallement hauled a flint at him and
+hit him in the face, and he didn&rsquo;t take no notice,
+so we run away.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Why?&rdquo; repeated Mr. Batchel.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Because he never hollered nor looked at us,
+and it made us feel so funny.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Did you go straight down to the Wash?&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>They had all done so.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;What time was it when you reached
+home?&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>They had all been at home by ten, before
+Richpin had left the church.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Why do they call it Frenchman&rsquo;s
+Meadow?&rdquo; asked another boy, evidently
+anxious to change the subject.</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Batchel replied that the meadow had
+probably belonged to a Frenchman whose name<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_40" id="Page_40">[40]</a></span>
+was not easy to say, and the conversation after
+this was soon in another channel. But, furnished
+as he was with an unmistakeable <i lang="la" xml:lang="la">alibi</i>,
+the story about Richpin and the torn trousers,
+and the flint, greatly puzzled him.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Go straight home,&rdquo; he said, as the boys at
+last bade him good-night, &ldquo;and let us have no
+more stone-throwing.&rdquo; They were reckless
+boys, and Richpin, who used little discretion
+in reporting their misdemeanours about the
+church, seemed to Mr. Batchel to stand in real
+danger.</p>
+
+<p>Frenchman&rsquo;s Meadow provided ten acres of
+excellent pasture, and the owners of two or
+three hard-worked horses were glad to pay three
+shillings a week for the privilege of turning
+them into it. One of these men came to Mr.
+Batchel on the morning which followed the
+conversation at the club.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;I&rsquo;m in a bit of a quandary about Tom
+Richpin,&rdquo; he began.</p>
+
+<p>This was an opening that did not fail to
+command Mr. Batchel&rsquo;s attention. &ldquo;What is
+it?&rdquo; he said.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;I had my mare in Frenchman&rsquo;s Meadow,&rdquo;
+replied the man, &ldquo;and Sam Bower come and
+told me last night as he heard her gallopin&rsquo;
+about when he was walking this side the
+hedge.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_41" id="Page_41">[41]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;But what about Richpin?&rdquo; said Mr.
+Batchel.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Let me come to it,&rdquo; said the other. &ldquo;My
+mare hasn&rsquo;t got no wind to gallop, so I up and
+went to see to her, and there she was sure
+enough, like a wild thing, and Tom Richpin
+walking across the meadow.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Was he chasing her?&rdquo; asked Mr. Batchel,
+who felt the absurdity of the question as he
+put it.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;He was not,&rdquo; said the man, &ldquo;but what he
+could have been doin&rsquo; to put the mare into that
+state, I can&rsquo;t think.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;What was he doing when you saw him?&rdquo;
+asked Mr. Batchel.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;He was walking along looking for something
+he&rsquo;d dropped, with his trousers all tore to
+ribbons, and while I was catchin&rsquo; the mare, he
+made off.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;He was easy enough to find, I suppose?&rdquo;
+said Mr. Batchel.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;That&rsquo;s the quandary I was put in,&rdquo; said
+the man. &ldquo;I took the mare home and gave her
+to my lad, and straight I went to Richpin&rsquo;s, and
+found Tom havin&rsquo; his supper, with his trousers
+as good as new.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;You&rsquo;d made a mistake,&rdquo; said Mr. Batchel.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;But how come the mare to make it too?&rdquo;
+said the other.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_42" id="Page_42">[42]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;What did you say to Richpin?&rdquo; asked Mr.
+Batchel.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Tom,&rdquo; I says, &ldquo;when did you come in?
+&lsquo;Six o&rsquo;clock,&rsquo; he says, &lsquo;I bin mendin&rsquo; my boots&rsquo;;
+and there, sure enough, was the hobbin&rsquo; iron by
+his chair, and him in his stockin&rsquo;-feet. I don&rsquo;t
+know what to do.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Give the mare a rest,&rdquo; said Mr. Batchel,
+&ldquo;and say no more about it.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;I don&rsquo;t want to harm a pore creature like
+Richpin,&rdquo; said the man, &ldquo;but a mare&rsquo;s a mare,
+especially where there&rsquo;s a family to bring up.&rdquo;
+The man consented, however, to abide by Mr.
+Batchel&rsquo;s advice, and the interview ended. The
+evenings just then were light, and both the
+man and his mare had seen something for
+which Mr. Batchel could not, at present,
+account. The worst way, however, of arriving
+at an explanation is to guess it. He was far too
+wise to let himself wander into the pleasant
+fields of conjecture, and had determined, even
+before the story of the mare had finished, upon
+the more prosaic path of investigation.</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Batchel, either from strength or
+indolence of mind, as the reader may be pleased
+to determine, did not allow matters even of this
+exciting kind, to disturb his daily round of duty.
+He was beginning to fear, after what he had
+heard of the Frenchman&rsquo;s Meadow, that he<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_43" id="Page_43">[43]</a></span>
+might find it necessary to preach a plain
+sermon upon the Witch of Endor, for he
+foresaw that there would soon be some ghostly
+talk in circulation. In small communities, like
+that of Stoneground, such talk arises upon very
+slight provocation, and here was nothing at all
+to check it. Richpin was a weak and timid
+man, whom no one would suspect, whilst an
+alternative remained open, of wandering about
+in the dark; and Mr. Batchel knew that the
+alternative of an apparition, if once suggested,
+would meet with general acceptance, and this he
+wished, at all costs, to avoid. His own view of
+the matter he held in reserve, for the reasons
+already stated, but he could not help suspecting
+that there might be a better explanation of the
+name &ldquo;Frenchman&rsquo;s Meadow&rdquo; than he had
+given to the boys at their club.</p>
+
+<p>Afternoons, with Mr. Batchel, were always
+spent in making pastoral visits, and upon the
+day our story has reached he determined to
+include amongst them a call upon Richpin, and
+to submit him to a cautious cross-examination.
+It was evident that at least four persons, all
+perfectly familiar with his appearance, were
+under the impression that they had seen him in
+the meadow, and his own statement upon the
+matter would be at least worth hearing.</p>
+
+<p>Richpin&rsquo;s home, however, was not the first<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_44" id="Page_44">[44]</a></span>
+one visited by Mr. Batchel on that afternoon.
+His friendly relations with the boys has already
+been mentioned, and it may now be added that
+this friendship was but part of a generally keen
+sympathy with young people of all ages, and of
+both sexes. Parents knew much less than he
+did of the love affairs of their young people;
+and if he was not actually guilty of match-making,
+he was at least a very sympathetic
+observer of the process. When lovers had their
+little differences, or even their greater ones, it
+was Mr. Batchel, in most cases, who adjusted
+them, and who suffered, if he failed, hardly less
+than the lovers themselves.</p>
+
+<p>It was a negotiation of this kind which, on
+this particular day, had given precedence to
+another visit, and left Richpin until the later
+part of the afternoon. But the matter of the
+Frenchman&rsquo;s Meadow had, after all, not to wait
+for Richpin. Mr. Batchel was calculating how
+long he should be in reaching it, when he found
+himself unexpectedly there. Selina Broughton
+had been a favourite of his from her childhood;
+she had been sufficiently good to please him, and
+naughty enough to attract and challenge him;
+and when at length she began to walk out with
+Bob Rockfort, who was another favourite, Mr.
+Batchel rubbed his hands in satisfaction. Their
+present difference, which now brought him to<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_45" id="Page_45">[45]</a></span>
+the Broughtons&rsquo; cottage, gave him but little
+anxiety. He had brought Bob half-way towards
+reconciliation, and had no doubt of his ability
+to lead Selina to the same place. They would
+finish the journey, happily enough, together.</p>
+
+<p>But what has this to do with the Frenchman&rsquo;s
+Meadow? Much every way. The meadow
+was apt to be the rendezvous of such young
+people as desired a higher degree of privacy than
+that afforded by the public paths; and these two
+had gone there separately the night before, each
+to nurse a grievance against the other. They
+had been at opposite ends, as it chanced, of the
+field; and Bob, who believed himself to be alone
+there, had been awakened from his reverie by a
+sudden scream. He had at once run across the
+field, and found Selina sorely in need of him.
+Mr. Batchel&rsquo;s work of reconciliation had been
+there and then anticipated, and Bob had taken
+the girl home in a condition of great excitement
+to her mother. All this was explained, in
+breathless sentences, by Mrs. Broughton, by
+way of accounting for the fact that Selina was
+then lying down in &ldquo;the room.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>There was no reason why Mr. Batchel should
+not see her, of course, and he went in. His
+original errand had lapsed, but it was now replaced
+by one of greater interest. Evidently
+there was Selina&rsquo;s testimony to add to that of<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_46" id="Page_46">[46]</a></span>
+the other four; she was not a girl who would
+scream without good cause, and Mr. Batchel felt
+that he knew how his question about the cause
+would be answered, when he came to the point
+of asking it.</p>
+
+<p>He was not quite prepared for the form of
+her answer, which she gave without any hesitation.
+She had seen Mr. Richpin &ldquo;looking for
+his eyes.&rdquo; Mr. Batchel saved for another occasion
+the amusement to be derived from the
+curiously illogical answer. He saw at once
+what had suggested it. Richpin had until
+recently had an atrocious squint, which an
+operation in London had completely cured.
+This operation, of which, of course, he knew
+nothing, he had described, in his own way,
+to anyone who would listen, and it was
+commonly believed that his eyes had ceased
+to be fixtures. It was plain, however, that
+Selina had seen very much what had been
+seen by the other four. Her information
+was precise, and her story perfectly coherent.
+She preserved a maidenly reticence about
+his trousers, if she had noticed them; but
+added a new fact, and a terrible one, in her
+description of the eyeless sockets. No wonder
+she had screamed. It will be observed that Mr.
+Richpin was still searching, if not looking, for
+something upon the ground.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_47" id="Page_47">[47]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>Mr. Batchel now proceeded to make his remaining
+visit. Richpin lived in a little cottage
+by the church, of which cottage the Vicar was
+the indulgent landlord. Richpin&rsquo;s creditors
+were obliged to shew some indulgence, because
+his income was never regular and seldom sufficient.
+He got on in life by what is called
+&ldquo;rubbing along,&rdquo; and appeared to do it with
+surprisingly little friction. The small duties
+about the church, assigned to him out of charity,
+were overpaid. He succeeded in attracting to
+himself all the available gifts of masculine
+clothing, of which he probably received enough
+and to sell, and he had somehow wooed and won
+a capable, if not very comely, wife, who supplemented
+his income by her own labour, and
+managed her house and husband to admiration.</p>
+
+<p>Richpin, however, was not by any means
+a mere dependent upon charity. He was, in his
+way, a man of parts. All plants, for instance,
+were his friends, and he had inherited, or
+acquired, great skill with fruit-trees, which never
+failed to reward his treatment with abundant
+crops. The two or three vines, too, of the
+neighbourhood, he kept in fine order by methods
+of his own, whose merit was proved by their
+success. He had other skill, though of a less
+remunerative kind, in fashioning toys out of
+wood, cardboard, or paper; and every correctly-behaving<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_48" id="Page_48">[48]</a></span>
+child in the parish had some such
+product of his handiwork. And besides all this,
+Richpin had a remarkable aptitude for making
+music. He could do something upon every
+musical instrument that came in his way, and,
+but for his voice, which was like that of the peahen,
+would have been a singer. It was his voice
+that had secured him the situation of organ-blower,
+as one remote from all incitement to
+join in the singing in church.</p>
+
+<p>Like all men who have not wit enough to
+defend themselves by argument, Richpin had
+a plaintive manner. His way of resenting
+injury was to complain of it to the next person
+he met, and such complaints as he found no
+other means of discharging, he carried home
+to his wife, who treated his conversation just as
+she treated the singing of the canary, and other
+domestic sounds, being hardly conscious of it
+until it ceased.</p>
+
+<p>The entrance of Mr. Batchel, soon after his
+interview with Selina, found Richpin engaged
+in a loud and fluent oration. The fluency was
+achieved mainly by repetition, for the man had
+but small command of words, but it served
+none the less to shew the depth of his indignation.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;I aren&rsquo;t bin in Frenchman&rsquo;s Meadow, am
+I?&rdquo; he was saying in appeal to his wife&mdash;this is<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_49" id="Page_49">[49]</a></span>
+the Stoneground way with auxiliary verbs&mdash;&ldquo;What
+am I got to go there for?&rdquo; He acknowledged
+Mr. Batchel&rsquo;s entrance in no other way
+than by changing to the third person in his
+discourse, and he continued without pause&mdash;&ldquo;if
+she&rsquo;d let me out o&rsquo; nights, I&rsquo;m got better
+places to go to than Frenchman&rsquo;s Meadow.
+Let policeman stick to where I am bin, or else
+keep his mouth shut. What call is he got to
+say I&rsquo;m bin where I aren&rsquo;t bin?&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>From this, and much more to the same
+effect, it was clear that the matter of the
+meadow was being noised abroad, and even
+receiving official attention. Mr. Batchel was
+well aware that no question he could put to
+Richpin, in his present state, would change the
+flow of his eloquence, and that he had already
+learned as much as he was likely to learn. He
+was content, therefore, to ascertain from Mrs.
+Richpin that her husband had indeed spent all
+his evenings at home, with the single exception
+of the one hour during which Mr. Batchel had
+employed him at the organ. Having ascertained
+this, he retired, and left Richpin to talk himself
+out.</p>
+
+<p>No further doubt about the story was now
+possible. It was not twenty-four hours since
+Mr. Batchel had heard it from the boys at the
+club, and it had already been confirmed by at<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_50" id="Page_50">[50]</a></span>
+least two unimpeachable witnesses. He thought
+the matter over, as he took his tea, and was
+chiefly concerned in Richpin&rsquo;s curious connexion
+with it. On his account, more than on
+any other, it had become necessary to make
+whatever investigation might be feasible, and
+Mr. Batchel determined, of course, to make the
+next stage of it in the meadow itself.</p>
+
+<p>The situation of &ldquo;Frenchman&rsquo;s Meadow&rdquo;
+made it more conspicuous than any other enclosure
+in the neighbourhood. It was upon the
+edge of what is locally known as &ldquo;high land&rdquo;;
+and though its elevation was not great, one
+could stand in the meadow and look sea-wards
+over many miles of flat country, once a waste
+of brackish water, now a great chess-board of
+fertile fields bounded by straight dykes of
+glistening water. The point of view derived
+another interest from looking down upon a
+long straight bank which disappeared into the
+horizon many miles away, and might have been
+taken for a great railway embankment of which
+no use had been made. It was, in fact, one of
+the great works of the Dutch Engineers in the
+time of Charles&nbsp;<abbr title="1">I.</abbr>, and it separated the river
+basin from a large drained area called the
+&ldquo;Middle Level,&rdquo; some six feet below it. In this
+embankment, not two hundred yards below
+&ldquo;Frenchman&rsquo;s Meadow,&rdquo; was one of the huge<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_51" id="Page_51">[51]</a></span>
+water gates which admitted traffic through a
+sluice, into the lower level, and the picturesque
+thatched cottage of the sluice-keeper formed a
+pleasing addition to the landscape. It was a
+view with which Mr. Batchel was naturally
+very familiar. Few of his surroundings were
+pleasant to the eye, and this was about the only
+place to which he could take a visitor whom he
+desired to impress favourably. The way to the
+meadow lay through a short lane, and he could
+reach it in five minutes: he was frequently
+there.</p>
+
+<p>It was, of course, his intention to be there
+again that evening: to spend the night there, if
+need be, rather than let anything escape him.
+He only hoped he should not find half the
+parish there also. His best hope of privacy lay
+in the inclemency of the weather; the day was
+growing colder, and there was a north-east
+wind, of which Frenchman&rsquo;s Meadow would
+receive the fine edge.</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Batchel spent the next three hours in
+dealing with some arrears of correspondence,
+and at nine o&rsquo;clock put on his thickest coat and
+boots, and made his way to the meadow. It
+became evident, as he walked up the lane, that
+he was to have company. He heard many
+voices, and soon recognised the loudest amongst
+them. Jim Lallement was boasting of the<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_52" id="Page_52">[52]</a></span>
+accuracy of his aim: the others were not disputing
+it, but were asserting their own merits
+in discordant chorus. This was a nuisance, and
+to make matters worse, Mr. Batchel heard steps
+behind him.</p>
+
+<p>A voice soon bade him &ldquo;Good evening.&rdquo; To
+Mr. Batchel&rsquo;s great relief it proved to be the
+policeman, who soon overtook him. The conversation
+began on his side.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Curious tricks, sir, these of Richpin&rsquo;s.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;What tricks?&rdquo; asked Mr. Batchel, with an
+air of innocence.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Why, he&rsquo;s been walking about Frenchman&rsquo;s
+Meadow these three nights, frightening
+folk and what all.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Richpin has been at home every night, and
+all night long,&rdquo; said Mr. Batchel.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;I&rsquo;m talking about where he was, not where
+he says he was,&rdquo; said the policeman. &ldquo;You
+can&rsquo;t go behind the evidence.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;But Richpin has evidence too. I asked his
+wife.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;You know, sir, and none better, that wives
+have got to obey. Richpin wants to be took for
+a ghost, and we know that sort of ghost. Whenever
+we hear there&rsquo;s a ghost, we always know
+there&rsquo;s going to be turkeys missing.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;But there are real ghosts sometimes,
+surely?&rdquo; said Mr. Batchel.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_53" id="Page_53">[53]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;No,&rdquo; said the policeman, &ldquo;me and my
+wife have both looked, and there&rsquo;s no such
+thing.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Looked where?&rdquo; enquired Mr. Batchel.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;In the &lsquo;Police Duty&rsquo; Catechism. There&rsquo;s
+lunatics, and deserters, and dead bodies, but no
+ghosts.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Batchel accepted this as final. He had
+devised a way of ridding himself of all his
+company, and proceeded at once to carry it into
+effect. The two had by this time reached the
+group of boys.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;These are all stone-throwers,&rdquo; said he,
+loudly.</p>
+
+<p>There was a clatter of stones as they
+dropped from the hands of the boys.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;These boys ought all to be in the club
+instead of roaming about here damaging property.
+Will you take them there, and see them
+safely in? If Richpin comes here, I will bring
+him to the station.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>The policeman seemed well pleased with
+the suggestion. No doubt he had overstated his
+confidence in the definition of the &ldquo;Police
+Duty.&rdquo; Mr. Batchel, on his part, knew the boys
+well enough to be assured that they would keep
+the policeman occupied for the next half-hour,
+and as the party moved slowly away, felt proud
+of his diplomacy.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_54" id="Page_54">[54]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>There was no sign of any other person
+about the field gate, which he climbed readily
+enough, and he was soon standing in the
+highest part of the meadow and peering into
+the darkness on every side.</p>
+
+<p>It was possible to see a distance of about
+thirty yards; beyond that it was too dark to distinguish
+anything. Mr. Batchel designed a zig-zag
+course about the meadow, which would
+allow of his examining it systematically and as
+rapidly as possible, and along this course he
+began to walk briskly, looking straight before
+him as he went, and pausing to look well about
+him when he came to a turn. There were no
+beasts in the meadow&mdash;their owners had taken
+the precaution of removing them; their absence
+was, of course, of great advantage to Mr.
+Batchel.</p>
+
+<p>In about ten minutes he had finished his
+zig-zag path and arrived at the other corner of
+the meadow; he had seen nothing resembling a
+man. He then retraced his steps, and examined
+the field again, but arrived at his starting
+point, knowing no more than when he had left
+it. He began to fear the return of the policeman
+as he faced the wind and set upon a third
+journey.</p>
+
+<p>The third journey, however, rewarded him.
+He had reached the end of his second traverse,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_55" id="Page_55">[55]</a></span>
+and was looking about him at the angle
+between that and the next, when he distinctly
+saw what looked like Richpin crossing his circle
+of vision, and making straight for the sluice.
+There was no gate on that side of the field; the
+hedge, which seemed to present no obstacle to
+the other, delayed Mr. Batchel considerably, and
+still retains some of his clothing, but he was not
+long through before he had again marked his
+man. It had every appearance of being Richpin.
+It went down the slope, crossed the plank
+that bridged the lock, and disappeared round
+the corner of the cottage, where the entrance
+lay.</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Batchel had had no opportunity of confirming
+the gruesome observation of Selina
+Broughton, but had seen enough to prove that
+the others had not been romancing. He was not
+a half-minute behind the figure as it crossed the
+plank over the lock&mdash;it was slow going in the
+darkness&mdash;and he followed it immediately round
+the corner of the house. As he expected, it
+had then disappeared.</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Batchel knocked at the door, and admitted
+himself, as his custom was. The sluice-keeper
+was in his kitchen, charring a gate post.
+He was surprised to see Mr. Batchel at that
+hour, and his greeting took the form of a
+remark to that effect.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_56" id="Page_56">[56]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;I have been taking an evening walk,&rdquo; said
+Mr. Batchel. &ldquo;Have you seen Richpin lately?&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;I see him last Saturday week,&rdquo; replied the
+sluice-keeper, &ldquo;not since.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Do you feel lonely here at night?&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;No,&rdquo; replied the sluice-keeper, &ldquo;people
+drop in at times. There was a man in on
+Monday, and another yesterday.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Have you had no one to-day?&rdquo; said Mr.
+Batchel, coming to the point.</p>
+
+<p>The answer showed that Mr. Batchel had
+been the first to enter the door that day, and
+after a little general conversation he brought
+his visit to an end.</p>
+
+<p>It was now ten o&rsquo;clock. He looked in at
+Richpin&rsquo;s cottage, where he saw a light
+burning, as he passed. Richpin had tired himself
+early, and had been in bed since half-past
+eight. His wife was visibly annoyed at the
+rumours which had upset him, and Mr. Batchel
+said such soothing words as he could command,
+before he left for home.</p>
+
+<p>He congratulated himself, prematurely, as
+he sat before the fire in his study, that the day
+was at an end. It had been cold out of doors,
+and it was pleasant to think things over in the
+warmth of the cheerful fire his housekeeper
+never failed to leave for him. The reader will
+have no more difficulty than Mr. Batchel<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_57" id="Page_57">[57]</a></span>
+had in accounting for the resemblance between
+Richpin and the man in the meadow. It was a
+mere question of family likeness. That the
+ancestor had been seen in the meadow at some
+former time might perhaps be inferred from its
+traditional name. The reason for his return,
+then and now, was a matter of mere conjecture,
+and Mr. Batchel let it alone.</p>
+
+<p>The next incident has, to some, appeared
+incredible, which only means, after all, that it
+has made demands upon their powers of
+imagination and found them bankrupt.</p>
+
+<p>Critics of story-telling have used severe
+language about authors who avail themselves
+of the short-cut of coincidence. &ldquo;That must be
+reserved, I suppose,&rdquo; said Mr. Batchel, when he
+came to tell of Richpin, &ldquo;for what really
+happens; and that fiction is a game which must
+be played according to the rules.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;I know,&rdquo; he went on to say, &ldquo;that the
+chances were some millions to one against
+what happened that night, but if that makes it
+incredible, what is there left to believe?&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>It was thereupon remarked by someone in
+the company, that the credible material would
+not be exhausted.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;I doubt whether anything happens,&rdquo;
+replied Mr. Batchel in his dogmatic way,
+&ldquo;without the chances being a million to one<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_58" id="Page_58">[58]</a></span>
+against it. Why did they choose such a word?
+What does &lsquo;happen&rsquo; mean?&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>There was no reply: it was clearly a
+rhetorical question.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Is it incredible,&rdquo; he went on, &ldquo;that I put
+into the plate last Sunday the very half-crown
+my uncle tipped me with in 1881, and that I
+spent next day?&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Was that the one you put in?&rdquo; was asked
+by several.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;How do I know?&rdquo; replied Mr. Batchel,
+&ldquo;but if I knew the history of the half-crown I
+did put in, I know it would furnish still more
+remarkable coincidences.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>All this talk arose out of the fact that at
+midnight on the eventful day, whilst Mr.
+Batchel was still sitting by his study fire, he
+had news that the cottage at the sluice had
+been burnt down. The thatch had been dry;
+there was, as we know, a stiff east-wind, and an
+hour had sufficed to destroy all that was
+inflammable. The fire is still spoken of in
+Stoneground with great regret. There remains
+only one building in the place of sufficient
+merit to find its way on to a postcard.</p>
+
+<p>It was just at midnight that the sluice-keeper
+rung at Mr. Batchel&rsquo;s door. His errand
+required no apology. The man had found a
+night-fisherman to help him as soon as the fire<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_59" id="Page_59">[59]</a></span>
+began, and with two long sprits from a lighter
+they had made haste to tear down the thatch,
+and upon this had brought down, from under
+the ridge at the South end, the bones and some
+of the clothing of a man. Would Mr. Batchel
+come down and see?</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Batchel put on his coat and returned
+to the place. The people whom the fire had
+collected had been kept on the further side of
+the water, and the space about the cottage was
+vacant. Near to the smouldering heap of ruin
+were the remains found under the thatch. The
+fingers of the right hand still firmly clutched a
+sheep bone which had been gnawed as a dog
+would gnaw it.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Starved to death,&rdquo; said the sluice-keeper,
+&ldquo;I see a tramp like that ten years ago.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>They laid the bones decently in an outhouse,
+and turned the key, Mr. Batchel
+carried home in his hand a metal cross, threaded
+upon a cord. He found an engraved figure of
+Our Lord on the face of it, and the name of
+Pierre Richepin upon the back. He went next
+day to make the matter known to the nearest
+Priest of the Roman Faith, with whom he left
+the cross. The remains, after a brief inquest,
+were interred in the cemetery, with the rites of
+the Church to which the man had evidently
+belonged.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_60" id="Page_60">[60]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>Mr. Batchel&rsquo;s deductions from the whole
+circumstances were curious, and left a great
+deal to be explained. It seemed as if Pierre
+Richepin had been disturbed by some premonition
+of the fire, but had not foreseen that
+his mortal remains would escape; that he could
+not return to his own people without the aid of
+his map, but had no perception of the interval
+that had elapsed since he had lost it. This map
+Mr. Batchel put into his pocket-book next day
+when he went to Thomas Richpin for certain
+other information about his surviving relatives.</p>
+
+<p>Richpin had a father, it appeared, living a
+few miles away in Jakesley Fen, and Mr.
+Batchel concluded that he was worth a visit.
+He mounted his bicycle, therefore, and made his
+way to Jakesley that same afternoon.</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Richpin was working not far from
+home, and was soon brought in. He and his
+wife shewed great courtesy to their visitor,
+whom they knew well by repute. They had
+a well-ordered house, and with a natural and
+dignified hospitality, asked him to take tea with
+them. It was evident to Mr. Batchel that there
+was a great gulf between the elder Richpin and
+his son; the former was the last of an old race,
+and the latter the first of a new. In spite of
+the Board of Education, the latter was vastly
+the worse.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_61" id="Page_61">[61]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>The cottage contained some French kickshaws
+which greatly facilitated the enquiries
+Mr. Batchel had come to make. They proved
+to be family relics.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;My grandfather,&rdquo; said Mr. Richpin, as they
+sat at tea, &ldquo;was a prisoner&mdash;he and his brother.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Your grandfather was Pierre Richepin?&rdquo;
+asked Mr. Batchel.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;No! Jules,&rdquo; was the reply. &ldquo;Pierre got
+away.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Shew Mr. Batchel the book,&rdquo; said his wife.</p>
+
+<p>The book was produced. It was a Book of
+Meditations, with the name of Jules Richepin
+upon the title-page. The fly-leaf was missing.
+Mr. Batchel produced the map from his pocket-book.
+It fitted exactly. The slight indentures
+along the torn edge fell into their place, and
+Mr. Batchel left the leaf in the book, to the
+great delight of the old couple, to whom he
+told no more of the story than he thought fit.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_62" id="Page_62">[62]</a><br /><a name="Page_63" id="Page_63">[63]</a></span></p>
+
+
+<h2><a name="IV" id="IV"></a>IV.<br />
+
+<span class="stl">THE EASTERN WINDOW.</span></h2>
+
+
+<p>It may well be that Vermuyden and the
+Dutchmen who drained the fens did good, and
+that it was interred with their bones. It is
+quite certain that they did evil and that it lives
+after them. The rivers, which these men
+robbed of their water, have at length silted up,
+and the drainage of one tract of country is
+proving to have been achieved by the undraining
+of another.</p>
+
+<p>Places like Stoneground, which lie on the
+banks of these defrauded rivers, are now become
+helpless victims of Dutch engineering.
+The water which has lost its natural outlet,
+invades their lands. The thrifty cottager who
+once had the river at the bottom of his garden,
+has his garden more often in these days, at the
+bottom of the river, and a summer flood not
+infrequently destroys the whole produce of his
+ground.</p>
+
+<p>Such a flood, during an early year in the
+20th century, had been unusually disastrous
+to Stoneground, and Mr. Batchel, who, as a<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_64" id="Page_64">[64]</a></span>
+gardener, was well able to estimate the losses of
+his poorer neighbours, was taking some steps
+towards repairing them.</p>
+
+<p>Money, however, is never at rest in Stoneground,
+and it turned out upon this occasion
+that the funds placed at his command were
+wholly inadequate to the charitable purpose
+assigned to them. It seemed as if those who
+had lost a rood of potatoes could be compensated
+for no more than a yard.</p>
+
+<p>It was at this time, when he was oppressed
+in mind by the failure of his charitable enterprise,
+that Mr. Batchel met with the happy
+adventure in which the Eastern window of the
+Church played so singular a part.</p>
+
+<p>The narrative should be prefaced by a brief
+description of the window in question. It is a
+large painted window, of a somewhat unfortunate
+period of execution. The drawing and
+colouring leave everything to be desired. The
+scheme of the window, however, is based upon
+a wholesome tradition. The five large lights in
+the lower part are assigned to five scenes in the
+life of Our Lord, and the second of these,
+counting from the North, contains a bold
+erect figure of St. John Baptist, to whom the
+Church is dedicated. It is this figure alone, of
+all those contained in the window, that is concerned
+in what we have to relate.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_65" id="Page_65">[65]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>It has already been mentioned that Mr.
+Batchel had some knowledge of music. He took
+an interest in the choir, from whose practices
+he was seldom absent; and was quite competent,
+in the occasional absence of the choirmaster, to
+act as his deputy. It is customary at Stoneground
+for the choirmaster, in order to save the
+sexton a journey, to extinguish the lights after
+a choir-practice and to lock up the Church.
+These duties, accordingly, were performed by
+Mr. Batchel when the need arose.</p>
+
+<p>It will be of use to the reader to have the
+procedure in detail. The large gas-meter stood
+in an aisle of the Church, and it was Mr.
+Batchel&rsquo;s practice to go round and extinguish
+all the lights save one, before turning off the
+gas at the meter. The one remaining light,
+which was reached by standing upon a choir
+seat, was always that nearest the door of the
+chancel, and experience proved that there was
+ample time to walk from the meter to that light
+before it died out. It was therefore an easy
+matter to turn off the last light, to find the door
+without its aid, and thence to pass out, and
+close the Church for the night.</p>
+
+<p>Upon the evening of which we have to speak,
+the choir had hurried out as usual, as soon
+as the word had been given. Mr. Batchel had
+remained to gather together some of the books<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_66" id="Page_66">[66]</a></span>
+they had left in disorder, and then turned out
+the lights in the manner already described. But
+as soon as he had extinguished the last light, his
+eye fell, as he descended carefully from the seat,
+upon the figure of the Baptist. There was just
+enough light outside to make the figures visible
+in the Eastern Window, and Mr. Batchel saw
+the figure of St. John raise the right arm to its
+full extent, and point northward, turning its
+head, at the same time, so as to look him full in
+the face. These movements were three times
+repeated, and, after that, the figure came to rest
+in its normal and familiar position.</p>
+
+<p>The reader will not suppose, any more than
+Mr. Batchel supposed, that a figure painted upon
+glass had suddenly been endowed with the
+power of movement. But that there had been
+the appearance of movement admitted of no
+doubt, and Mr. Batchel was not so incurious as
+to let the matter pass without some attempt at
+investigation. It must be remembered, too,
+that an experience in the old library, which has
+been previously recorded, had pre-disposed him
+to give attention to signs which another man
+might have wished to explain away. He was
+not willing, therefore, to leave this matter
+where it stood. He was quite prepared to think
+that his eye had been deceived, but was none
+the less determined to find out what had<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_67" id="Page_67">[67]</a></span>
+deceived it. One thing he had no difficulty in
+deciding. If the movement had not been
+actually within the Baptist&rsquo;s figure, it had been
+immediately behind it. Without delay, therefore,
+he passed out of the church and locked the
+door after him, with the intention of examining
+the other side of the window.</p>
+
+<p>Every inhabitant of Stoneground knows,
+and laments, the ruin of the old Manor House.
+Its loss by fire some fifteen years ago was
+a calamity from which the parish has never
+recovered. The estate was acquired, soon after
+the destruction of the house, by speculators who
+have been unable to turn it to any account, and
+it has for a decade or longer been &ldquo;let alone,&rdquo;
+except by the forces of Nature and the wantonness
+of trespassers. The charred remains of the
+house still project above the surrounding heaps
+of fallen masonry, which have long been overgrown
+by such vegetation as thrives on neglected
+ground; and what was once a stately
+house, with its garden and park in fine order,
+has given place to a scene of desolation and
+ruin.</p>
+
+<p>Stoneground Church was built, some 600
+years ago, within the enclosure of the Manor
+House, or, as it was anciently termed, the
+Burystead, and an excellent stratum of gravel
+such as no builder would wisely disregard,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_68" id="Page_68">[68]</a></span>
+brought the house and Church unusually near
+together. In more primitive days, the nearness
+probably caused no inconvenience; but when
+change and progress affected the popular idea of
+respectful distance, the Churchyard came to
+be separated by a substantial stone wall, of
+sufficient height to secure the privacy of the
+house.</p>
+
+<p>The change was made with necessary regard
+to economy of space. The Eastern wall of the
+Church already projected far into the garden of
+the Manor, and lay but fifty yards from the
+south front of the house. On that side of the
+Churchyard, therefore, the new wall was set
+back. Running from the north to the nearest
+corner of the Church, it was there built up to
+the Church itself, and then continued from the
+southern corner, leaving the Eastern wall and
+window within the garden of the Squire. It
+was his ivy that clung to the wall of the
+Church, and his trees that shaded the window
+from the morning sun.</p>
+
+<p>Whilst we have been recalling these facts,
+Mr. Batchel has made his way out of the Church
+and through the Churchyard, and has arrived at
+a small door in the boundary wall, close to the
+S.E. corner of the chancel. It was a door which
+some Squire of the previous century had made,
+to give convenient access to the Church for<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_69" id="Page_69">[69]</a></span>
+himself and his household. It has no present
+use, and Mr. Batchel had some difficulty in
+getting it open. It was not long, however,
+before he stood on the inner side, and was
+examining the second light of the window.
+There was a tolerably bright moon, and the
+dark surface of the glass could be distinctly
+seen, as well as the wirework placed there for
+its protection.</p>
+
+<p>A tall birch, one of the trees of the old
+Churchyard, had thrust its lower boughs across
+the window, and their silvery bark shone in the
+moonlight. The boughs were bare of leaves,
+and only very slightly interrupted Mr. Batchel&rsquo;s
+view of the Baptist&rsquo;s figure, the leaden outline
+of which was clearly traceable. There was
+nothing, however, to account for the movement
+which Mr. Batchel was curious to investigate.</p>
+
+<p>He was about to turn homewards in some
+disappointment, when a cloud obscured the
+moon again, and reduced the light to what it
+had been before he left the Church. Mr.
+Batchel watched the darkening of the window
+and the objects near it, and as the figure of the
+Baptist disappeared from view there came into
+sight a creamy vaporous figure of another
+person lightly poised upon the bough of the
+tree, and almost coincident in position with the
+picture of the Saint.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_70" id="Page_70">[70]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>It could hardly be described as the figure of
+a person. It had more the appearance of half a
+person, and fancifully suggested to Mr. Batchel,
+who was fond of whist, one of the diagonally
+bisected knaves in a pack of cards, as he appears
+when another card conceals a triangular half of
+the bust.</p>
+
+<p>There was no question, now, of going home.
+Mr. Batchel&rsquo;s eyes were riveted upon the
+apparition. It disappeared again for a moment,
+when an interval between two clouds restored
+the light of the moon; but no sooner had the
+second cloud replaced the first than the figure
+again became distinct. And upon this, its
+single arm was raised three times, pointing
+northwards towards the ruined house, just as
+the figure of the Baptist had seemed to point
+when Mr. Batchel had seen it from within the
+Church.</p>
+
+<p>It was natural that upon receipt of this sign
+Mr. Batchel should step nearer to the tree, from
+which he was still at some little distance, and
+as he moved, the figure floated obliquely downwards
+and came to rest in a direct line between
+him and the ruins of the house. It rested, not
+upon the ground, but in just such a position as
+it would have occupied if the lower parts had
+been there, and in this position it seemed to
+await Mr. Batchel&rsquo;s advance. He made such<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_71" id="Page_71">[71]</a></span>
+haste to approach it as was possible upon
+ground encumbered with ivy and brambles, and
+the figure responded to every advance of
+his by moving further in the direction of the
+ruin.</p>
+
+<p>As the ground improved, the progress
+became more rapid. Soon they were both upon
+an open stretch of grass, which in better days
+had been a lawn, and still the figure retreated
+towards the building, with Mr. Batchel in
+respectful pursuit. He saw it, at last, poised
+upon the summit of a heap of masonry, and it
+disappeared, at his near approach, into a crevice
+between two large stones.</p>
+
+<p>The timely re-appearance of the moon just
+enabled Mr. Batchel to perceive this crevice, and
+he took advantage of the interval of light to
+mark the place. Taking up a large twig that lay
+at his feet, he inserted it between the stones. He
+made a slit in the free end and drew into it one
+of some papers that he had carried out of the
+Church. After such a precaution it could
+hardly be possible to lose the place&mdash;for, of
+course, Mr. Batchel intended to return in daylight
+and continue his investigation. For the
+present, it seemed to be at an end. The light
+was soon obscured again, but there was no
+re-appearance of the singular figure he had
+followed, so after remaining about the spot for<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_72" id="Page_72">[72]</a></span>
+a few minutes, Mr. Batchel went home to his
+customary occupation.</p>
+
+<p>He was not a man to let these occupations
+be disturbed even by a somewhat exciting
+adventure, nor was he one of those who regard
+an unusual experience only as a sign of nervous
+disorder. Mr. Batchel had far too broad a mind
+to discredit his sensations because they were
+not like those of other people. Even had his
+adventure of the evening been shared by some
+companion who saw less than he did, Mr.
+Batchel would only have inferred that his own
+part in the matter was being regarded as more
+important.</p>
+
+<p>Next morning, therefore, he lost no time in
+returning to the scene of his adventure. He
+found his mark undisturbed, and was able to
+examine the crevice into which the apparition
+had seemed to enter. It was a crevice formed
+by the curved surfaces of two large stones
+which lay together on the top of a small heap
+of fallen rubbish, and these two stones Mr.
+Batchel proceeded to remove. His strength was
+just sufficient for the purpose. He laid the
+stones upon the ground on either side of the
+little mound, and then proceeded to remove,
+with his hands, the rubbish upon which they
+had rested, and amongst the rubbish he found,
+tarnished and blackened, two silver coins.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_73" id="Page_73">[73]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>It was not a discovery which seemed to
+afford any explanation of what had occurred
+the night before, but Mr. Batchel could not
+but suppose that there had been an attempt
+to direct his attention to the coins, and he
+carried them away with a view of submitting
+them to a careful examination. Taking them
+up to his bedroom he poured a little water
+into a hand basin, and soon succeeded, with
+the aid of soap and a nail brush, in making
+them tolerably clean. Ten minutes later, after
+adding ammonia to the water, he had made
+them bright, and after carefully drying them,
+was able to make his examination. They were
+two crowns of the time of Queen Anne, minted,
+as a small letter E indicated, at Edinburgh,
+and stamped with the roses and plumes which
+testified to the English and Welsh silver in
+their composition. The coins bore no date,
+but Mr. Batchel had no hesitation in assigning
+them to the year 1708 or thereabouts. They
+were handsome coins, and in themselves a find
+of considerable interest, but there was nothing
+to show why he had been directed to their place
+of concealment. It was an enigma, and he
+could not solve it. He had other work to do,
+so he laid the two crowns upon his dressing
+table, and proceeded to do it.</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Batchel thought little more of the<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_74" id="Page_74">[74]</a></span>
+coins until bedtime, when he took them from
+the table and bestowed upon them another
+admiring examination by the light of his
+candle. But the examination told him nothing
+new: he laid them down again, and, before
+very long, had lain his own head upon the
+pillow.</p>
+
+<p>It was Mr. Batchel&rsquo;s custom to read himself
+to sleep. At this time he happened to be re-reading
+the Waverley novels, and &ldquo;Woodstock&rdquo;
+lay upon the reading-stand which was always
+placed at his bedside. As he read of the cleverly
+devised apparition at Woodstock, he naturally
+asked himself whether he might not have been
+the victim of some similar trickery, but was
+not long in coming to the conclusion that his
+experience admitted of no such explanation.
+He soon dismissed the matter from his mind
+and went on with his book.</p>
+
+<p>On this occasion, however, he was tired of
+reading before he was ready for sleep; it was
+long in coming, and then did not come to stay.
+His rest, in fact, was greatly disturbed. Again
+and again, perhaps every hour or so, he was
+awakened by an uneasy consciousness of some
+other presence in the room.</p>
+
+<p>Upon one of his later awakenings, he was
+distinctly sensible of a sound, or what he
+described to himself as the &ldquo;ghost&rdquo; of a sound.<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_75" id="Page_75">[75]</a></span>
+He compared it to the whining of a dog that
+had lost its voice. It was not a very intelligible
+comparison, but still it seemed to describe his
+sensation. The sound, if we may so call it
+caused him first to sit up in bed and look
+well about him, and then, when nothing had
+come of that, to light his candle. It was not
+to be expected that anything should come of
+that, but it had seemed a comfortable thing
+to do, and Mr. Batchel left the candle alight
+and read his book for half an hour or so, before
+blowing it out.</p>
+
+<p>After this, there was no further interruption,
+but Mr. Batchel distinctly felt, when it was
+time to leave his bed, that he had had a bad
+night. The coins, almost to his surprise, lay
+undisturbed. He went to ascertain this as soon
+as he was on his feet. He would almost have
+welcomed their removal, or at any rate, some
+change which might have helped him towards
+a theory of his adventure. There was, however,
+nothing. If he had, in fact, been visited during
+the night, the coins would seem to have had
+nothing to do with the matter.</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Batchel left the two crowns lying on
+his table on this next day, and went about his
+ordinary duties. They were such duties as
+afforded full occupation for his mind, and he
+gave no more than a passing thought to the<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_76" id="Page_76">[76]</a></span>
+coins, until he was again retiring to rest. He
+had certainly intended to return to the heap
+of rubbish from which he had taken them, but
+had not found leisure to do so. He did not
+handle the coins again. As he undressed, he
+made some attempt to estimate their value,
+but without having arrived at any conclusion,
+went on to think of other things, and in a
+little while had lain down to rest again, hoping
+for a better night.</p>
+
+<p>His hopes were disappointed. Within an
+hour of falling asleep he found himself awakened
+again by the voiceless whining he so well
+remembered. This sound, as for convenience
+we will call it, was now persistent and continuous.
+Mr. Batchel gave up even trying to
+sleep, and as he grew more restless and uneasy,
+decided to get up and dress.</p>
+
+<p>It was the entire cessation of the sound at
+this juncture which led him to a suspicion.
+His rising was evidently giving satisfaction.
+From that it was easy to infer that something
+had been desired of him, both on the present
+and the preceding night. Mr. Batchel was not
+one to hold himself aloof in such a case. If help
+was wanted, even in such unnatural circumstances,
+he was ready to offer it. He determined,
+accordingly, to return to the Manor
+House, and when he had finished dressing,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_77" id="Page_77">[77]</a></span>
+descended the stairs, put on a warm overcoat and
+went out, closing his hall door behind him,
+without having heard any more of the sound,
+either whilst dressing, or whilst leaving the
+house.</p>
+
+<p>Once out of doors, the suspicion he had
+formed was strengthened into a conviction.
+There was no manner of doubt that he had been
+fetched from his bed; for about 30 yards in front
+of him he saw the strange creamy half-figure
+making straight for the ruins. He followed it
+as well as he could; as before, he was impeded
+by the ivy and weeds, and the figure awaited
+him; as before, it made straight for the heap of
+masonry and disappeared as soon as Mr. Batchel
+was at liberty to follow.</p>
+
+<p>There were no dungeons, or subterranean
+premises beneath the Manor House. It had
+never been more than a house of residence, and
+the building had been purely domestic in
+character. Mr. Batchel was convinced that his
+adventure would prove unromantic, and felt
+some impatience at losing again, what he had
+begun to call his triangular friend. If this
+friend wanted anything, it was not easy to say
+why he had so tamely disappeared. There
+seemed nothing to be done but to wait until
+he came out again.</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Batchel had a pipe in his pocket, and he<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_78" id="Page_78">[78]</a></span>
+seated himself upon the base of a sun-dial
+within full view of the spot. He filled and
+smoked his pipe, sitting in momentary expectation
+of some further sign, but nothing appeared.
+He heard the hedgehogs moving about him in
+the undergrowth, and now and then the sound
+of a restless bird overhead, otherwise all was
+still. He smoked a second pipe without any
+further discovery, and that finished, he knocked
+out the ashes against his boot, walked to the
+mound, near to which his labelled stick was
+lying, thrust the stick into the place where the
+figure had disappeared, and went back to bed,
+where he was rewarded with five hours of sound
+sleep.</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Batchel had made up his mind that the
+next day ought to be a day of disclosure. He
+was early at the Manor House, this time provided
+with the gardener&rsquo;s pick, and a spade. He
+thrust the pick into the place from which he
+had removed his mark, and loosened the rubbish
+thoroughly. With his hands, and with his
+spade, he was not long in reducing the size of
+the heap by about one-half, and there he found
+more coins.</p>
+
+<p>There were three more crowns, two half-crowns,
+and a dozen or so of smaller coins. All
+these Mr. Batchel wrapped carefully in his
+handkerchief, and after a few minutes rest went<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_79" id="Page_79">[79]</a></span>
+on with his task. As it proved, the task was nearly
+over. Some strips of oak about nine inches
+long, were next uncovered, and then, what Mr.
+Batchel had begun to expect, the lid of a box,
+with the hinges still attached. It lay, face
+downwards, upon a flat stone. It proved, when
+he had taken it up, to be almost unsoiled, and
+above a long and wide slit in the lid was the
+gilded legend, &ldquo;for ye poore&rdquo; in the graceful
+lettering and the redundant spelling of two
+centuries ago.</p>
+
+<p>The meaning of all this Mr. Batchel was
+not long in interpreting. That the box and its
+contents had fallen and been broken amongst
+the masonry, was evident enough. It was as
+evident that it had been concealed in one of
+the walls brought down by the fire, and Mr.
+Batchel had no doubt at all that he had been in
+the company of a thief, who had once stolen
+the poor-box from the Church. His task seemed
+to be at an end, a further rummage revealed
+nothing new. Mr. Batchel carefully collected
+the fragments of the box, and left the place.</p>
+
+<p>His next act cannot be defended. He must
+have been aware that these coins were &ldquo;treasure
+trove,&rdquo; and therefore the property of the Crown.
+In spite of this, he determined to convert them
+into current coin, as he well knew how, and to
+apply the proceeds to the Inundation Fund about<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_80" id="Page_80">[80]</a></span>
+which he was so anxious. Treating them as his
+own property, he cleaned them all, as he had
+cleaned the two crowns, sent them to an antiquarian
+friend in London to sell for him, and
+awaited the result. The lid of the poor box he
+still preserves as a relic of the adventure.</p>
+
+<p>His antiquarian friend did not keep him
+long waiting. The coins had been eagerly
+bought, and the price surpassed any expectation
+that Mr. Batchel had allowed himself to entertain.
+He had sent the package to London on
+Saturday morning. Upon the following Tuesday,
+the last post in the evening brought a
+cheque for twenty guineas. The brief subscription
+list of the Inundation Fund lay upon his
+desk, and he at once entered the amount he had
+so strangely come by, but could not immediately
+decide upon its description. Leaving the line
+blank, therefore, he merely wrote down £21 in
+the cash column, to be assigned to its source in
+some suitable form of words when he should
+have found time to frame them.</p>
+
+<p>In this state he left the subscription list
+upon his desk, when he retired for the night. It
+occurred to him as he was undressing, that the
+twenty guineas might suitably be described as
+a &ldquo;restitution,&rdquo; and so he determined to enter
+it upon the line he had left vacant. As he
+reconsidered the matter in the morning, he saw<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_81" id="Page_81">[81]</a></span>
+no reason to alter his decision, and he went
+straight from his bedroom to his desk to make
+the entry and have done with it.</p>
+
+<p>There was an incident in the adventure,
+however, upon which Mr. Batchel had not
+reckoned. As he approached the list, he saw, to
+his amazement, that the line had been filled in.
+In a crabbed, elongated hand was written, &ldquo;At
+last, <abbr title="Saint Matthew 5:26">St. Matt. v. 26</abbr>.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>What may seem more strange is that the
+handwriting was familiar to Mr. Batchel, he
+could not at first say why. His memory, however,
+in such matters, was singularly good, and
+before breakfast was over he felt sure of having
+identified the writer.</p>
+
+<p>His confidence was not misplaced. He went
+to the parish chest, whose contents he had
+thoroughly examined in past intervals of leisure,
+and took out the roll of parish constable&rsquo;s
+accounts. In a few minutes he discovered the
+handwriting of which he was in search. It was
+unmistakably that of Salathiel Thrapston,
+constable from 1705-1710, who met his death in
+the latter year, whilst in the execution of his
+duty. The reader will scarcely need to be
+reminded of the text of the Gospel at the place
+of reference&mdash;</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Thou shalt by no means come out thence
+till thou hast paid the uttermost farthing.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_82" id="Page_82">[82]</a><br /><a name="Page_83" id="Page_83">[83]</a></span></p>
+
+
+<h2><a name="V" id="V"></a>V.<br />
+
+<span class="stl">LUBRIETTA.</span></h2>
+
+
+<p>For the better understanding of this
+narrative we shall furnish the reader with a few
+words of introduction. It amounts to no more
+than a brief statement of facts which Mr.
+Batchel obtained from the Lady Principal of
+the European College in Puna, but the facts
+nevertheless are important. The narrative
+itself was obtained from Mr. Batchel with
+difficulty: he was disposed to regard it as unsuitable
+for publication because of the delicate
+nature of the situations with which it deals.
+When, however, it was made clear to him that
+it would be recorded in such a manner as
+would interest only a very select body of readers,
+his scruples were overcome, and he was induced
+to communicate the experience now to be related.
+Those who read it will not fail to see
+that they are in a manner pledged to deal very
+discreetly with the knowledge they are privileged
+to share.</p>
+
+<p>Lubrietta Rodria is described by her Lady
+Principal as an attractive and high-spirited
+girl of seventeen, belonging to the Purple of<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_84" id="Page_84">[84]</a></span>
+Indian commerce. Her nationality was not
+precisely known; but drawing near, as she did,
+to a marriageable age, and being courted by
+more than one eligible suitor, she was naturally
+an object of great interest to her schoolfellows,
+with whom her personal beauty and amiable
+temper had always made her a favourite. She
+was not, the Lady Principal thought, a girl
+who would be regarded in Christian countries
+as of very high principle; but none the less,
+she was one whom it was impossible not to
+like.</p>
+
+<p>Her career at the college had ended sensationally.
+She had been immoderately anxious
+about her final examination, and its termination
+had found her in a state of collapse. They
+had at once removed her to her father&rsquo;s house
+in the country, where she received such nursing
+and assiduous attention as her case required.
+It was apparently of no avail. For three weeks
+she lay motionless, deprived of speech, and
+voluntarily, taking no food. Then for a further
+period of ten days she lay in a plight still more
+distressing. She lost all consciousness, and,
+despite the assurance of the doctors, her parents
+could hardly be persuaded that she lived.</p>
+
+<p>Her <i lang="fr" xml:lang="fr">fiancé</i> who by this time had been
+declared, was in despair, not only from natural
+affection for Lubrietta, but from remorse. It<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_85" id="Page_85">[85]</a></span>
+was his intellectual ambition that had incited
+her to the eagerness in study which was
+threatening such dire results, and it was well
+understood that neither of the lovers would
+survive these anxious days of watching if they
+were not to be survived by both.</p>
+
+<p>After ten days, however, a change supervened.
+Lubrietta came back to life amid the
+frenzied rejoicing of the household and all her
+circle. She recovered her health and strength
+with incredible speed, and within three months
+was married&mdash;as the Lady Principal had cause
+to believe, with the happiest prospects.</p>
+
+<p class="tb">*<span class="ast">*</span><span class="ast">*</span><span class="ast">*</span><span class="ast">*</span><span class="ast">*</span><span class="ast">*</span></p>
+
+<p>Mr. Batchel had not, whilst residing at
+Stoneground, lost touch with the University
+which had given him his degree, and in which
+he had formerly held one or two minor offices.
+He had earned no great distinction as a scholar,
+but had taken a degree in honours, and was
+possessed of a useful amount of general knowledge,
+and in this he found not only constant
+pleasure, but also occasional profit.</p>
+
+<p>The University had made herself, for better
+or worse, an examiner of a hundred times as
+many students as she could teach; her system
+of examinations had extended to the very
+limits of the British Empire, and her certificates<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_86" id="Page_86">[86]</a></span>
+of proficiency were coveted in every
+quarter of the globe.</p>
+
+<p>In the examination of these students, Mr.
+Batchel, who had considerable experience in
+teaching, was annually employed. Papers from
+all parts of the world were to be found littered
+about his study, and the examination of these
+papers called for some weeks of strenuous
+labour at every year&rsquo;s end. As the weeks passed,
+he would anxiously watch the growth of a neat
+stack of papers in the corner of the room, which
+indicated the number to which marks had been
+assigned and reported to Cambridge. The day
+upon which the last of these was laid in its
+place was a day of satisfaction, second only to
+that which later on brought him a substantial
+cheque to remunerate him for his labours.</p>
+
+<p>During this period of special effort, Mr.
+Batchel&rsquo;s servants had their share of its
+discomforts. The chairs and tables they wanted
+to dust and to arrange, were loaded with papers
+which they were forbidden to touch; and
+although they were warned against showing
+visitors into any room where these papers were
+lying, Mr. Batchel would inconsiderately lay
+them in every room he had. The privacy of his
+study, however, where the work was chiefly
+done, was strictly guarded, and no one was
+admitted there unless by Mr. Batchel himself.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_87" id="Page_87">[87]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>Imagine his annoyance, therefore, when he
+returned from an evening engagement at the
+beginning of the month of January, and found a
+stranger seated in the study! Yet the annoyance
+was not long in subsiding. The visitor
+was a lady, and as she sat by the lamp, a glance
+was enough to shew that she was young, and
+very beautiful. The interest which this young
+lady excited in Mr. Batchel was altogether
+unusual, as unusual as was the visit of such a
+person at such a time. His conjecture was
+that she had called to give him notice of a
+marriage, but he was really charmed by her
+presence, and was quite content to find her
+in no haste to state her errand. The manner,
+however, of the lady was singular, for neither
+by word nor movement did she show that she
+was conscious of Mr. Batchel&rsquo;s entry into the
+room.</p>
+
+<p>He began at length with his customary
+formula &ldquo;What can I have the pleasure of doing
+for you?&rdquo; and when, at the sound of his voice,
+she turned her fine dark eyes upon him, he
+saw that they were wet with tears.</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Batchel was now really moved. As a tear
+fell upon the lady&rsquo;s cheek, she raised her hand as
+if to conceal it&mdash;a brilliant sapphire sparkling
+in the lamp-light as she did so. And then the
+lady&rsquo;s distress, and the exquisite grace of<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_88" id="Page_88">[88]</a></span>
+her presence, altogether overcame him. There
+stole upon him a strange feeling of tenderness
+which he supposed to be paternal,
+but knew nevertheless to be indiscreet. He
+was a prudent man, with strict notions of
+propriety, so that, ostensibly with a view to
+giving the lady a few minutes in which to
+recover her composure, he quietly left the study
+and went into another room, to pull himself
+together.</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Batchel, like most solitary men, had
+a habit of talking to himself. &ldquo;It is of no
+use, R.&nbsp;B.,&rdquo; he said, &ldquo;to pretend that you have
+retired on this damsel&rsquo;s account. If you don&rsquo;t
+take care, you&rsquo;ll make a fool of yourself.&rdquo; He
+took up from the table a volume of the encyclopedia
+in which, the day before, he had been
+looking up Pestalozzi, and turned over the
+pages in search of something to restore his
+equanimity. An article on Perspective proved
+to be the very thing. Wholly unromantic in
+character, its copious presentment of hard fact
+relieved his mind, and he was soon threading
+his way along paths of knowledge to which he
+was little accustomed. He applied his remedy
+with such persistence that when four or five
+minutes had passed, he felt sufficiently composed
+to return to the study. He framed, as he went,
+a suitable form of words with which to open the<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_89" id="Page_89">[89]</a></span>
+conversation, and took with him his register of
+Banns of Marriage, of which he thought he foresaw
+the need. As he opened the study-door,
+the book fell from his hands to the ground, so
+completely was he overcome by surprise, for he
+found the room empty. The lady had disappeared;
+her chair stood vacant before him.</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Batchel sat down for a moment, and
+then rang the bell. It was answered by the
+boy who always attended upon him.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;When did the lady go?&rdquo; asked Mr. Batchel.</p>
+
+<p>The boy looked bewildered.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;The lady you showed into the study before
+I came.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Please, sir, I never shown anyone into the
+study; I never do when you&rsquo;re out.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;There was a lady here,&rdquo; said Mr. Batchel,
+&ldquo;when I returned.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>The boy now looked incredulous.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Did you not let someone out just now?&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;No, sir,&rdquo; said the boy. &ldquo;I put the chain
+on the front door as soon as you came in.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>This was conclusive. The chain upon the hall-door
+was an ancient and cumbrous thing, and
+could not be manipulated without considerable
+effort, and a great deal of noise. Mr. Batchel
+released the boy, and began to think furiously.
+He was not, as the reader is well aware, without
+some experience of the supranormal side of<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_90" id="Page_90">[90]</a></span>
+nature, and he knew of course that the visit of
+this enthralling lady had a purpose. He was
+beginning to know, however, that it had had an
+effect. He sat before his fire reproducing her
+image, and soon gave it up in disgust because
+his imagination refused to do her justice. He
+could recover the details of her appearance, but
+could combine them into nothing that would
+reproduce the impression she had first made
+upon him.</p>
+
+<p>He was unable now to concentrate his
+attention upon the examination papers lying on
+his table. His mind wandered so often to the
+other topic that he felt himself to be in danger
+of marking the answers unfairly. He turned
+away from his work, therefore, and moved to
+another chair, where he sat down to read. It
+was the chair in which she herself had sat, and
+he made no attempt to pretend that he had
+chosen it on any other account. He had, in
+fact, made some discoveries about himself during
+the last half-hour, and he gave himself another
+surprise when he came to select his book. In
+the ordinary course of what he had supposed to
+be his nature, he would certainly have returned
+to the article on Perspective; it was lying open
+in the next room, and he had read no more than
+a tenth part of it. But instead of that, his
+thoughts went back to a volume he had but once<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_91" id="Page_91">[91]</a></span>
+opened, and that for no more than two minutes.
+He had received the book, by way of birthday
+present, early in the preceding year, from a
+relative who had bestowed either no consideration
+at all, or else a great deal of cunning, upon
+its selection. It was a collection of 17th century
+lyrics, which Mr. Batchel&rsquo;s single glance had
+sufficed to condemn. Regarding the one lyric
+he had read as a sort of literary freak, he had
+banished the book to one of the spare bedrooms,
+and had never seen it since. And now, after this
+long interval, the absurd lines which his eye
+had but once lighted upon, were recurring to his
+mind:</p>
+
+<div class="centered"><div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">&ldquo;Fair, sweet, and young, receive a prize<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Reserved for your victorious eyes&rdquo;;<br /></span>
+</div></div></div>
+
+<p class="noi">and so far from thinking them absurd, as he
+now recalled them, he went upstairs to fetch the
+book, in which he was soon absorbed. The
+lyrics no longer seemed unreasonable. He felt
+conscious, as he read one after another, of a side
+of nature that he had strangely neglected, and was
+obliged to admit that the men whose feelings
+were set forth in the various sonnets and
+poems had a fine gift of expression.</p>
+
+<div class="centered"><div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">&ldquo;Thus, whilst I look for her in vain,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Methinks I am a child again,<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">And of my shadow am a-chasing.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">For all her graces are to me<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Like apparitions that I see,<br /></span>
+<span class="i2">But never can come near th&rsquo; embracing.&rdquo;<br /></span><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_92" id="Page_92">[92]</a></span>
+</div></div></div>
+
+<p class="noi">No! these men were not, as he had formerly
+supposed, writing with air, and he felt ashamed at
+having used the term &ldquo;freak&rdquo; at their expense.</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Batchel read more of the lyrics, some of
+them twice, and one of them much oftener.
+That one he began to commit to memory, and
+since the household had retired to rest, to recite
+aloud. He had been unaware that literature
+contained anything so beautiful, and as he
+looked again at the book to recover an expression
+his memory had lost, a tear fell upon the
+page. It was a thing so extraordinary that Mr.
+Batchel first looked at the ceiling, but when
+he found that it was indeed a tear from his own
+eye he was immoderately pleased with himself.
+Had not she also shed a tear as she sat upon the
+same chair? The fact seemed to draw them
+together.</p>
+
+<p>Contemplation of this sort was, however, a
+luxury to be enjoyed in something like moderation.
+Mr. Batchel soon laid down his lyric
+and savagely began to add up columns of marks,
+by way of discipline; and when he had totalled
+several pages of these, respect for his normal
+self had returned with sufficient force to take
+him off to bed.</p>
+
+<p>The matter of his dreams, or whether he
+dreamed at all, has not been disclosed. He
+awoke, at any rate, in a calmer state of mind,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_93" id="Page_93">[93]</a></span>
+and such romantic thoughts as remained were
+effectually dispelled by the sight of his own
+countenance when he began to shave. &ldquo;Fancy
+you spouting lyrics,&rdquo; he said, as he dabbed the
+brush upon his mouth, and by the time he was
+ready for breakfast he pronounced himself
+cured.</p>
+
+<p>The prosaic labours awaiting him in the
+study were soon forced upon his notice, and
+for once he did not regret it. Amongst the
+letters lying upon the breakfast table was one
+from the secretary who controlled the system
+of examination. The form of the envelope was
+too familiar to leave him in doubt as to
+what it contained. It was a letter which, to
+a careful man like Mr. Batchel, seemed to have
+the nature of a reproof, inasmuch as it
+probably asked for information which it had
+already been his duty to furnish. The contents
+of the envelope, when he had impatiently torn
+it open, answered to his expectation&mdash;he was
+formally requested to supply the name and the
+marks of candidate No. 1004, and he wondered,
+as he ate his breakfast, how he had omitted
+to return them. He hunted out the paper of
+No. 1004 as soon as the meal was over. The
+candidate proved to be one Lubrietta Bodria, of
+whom, of course, he had never heard, and her
+answers had all been marked. He could not<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_94" id="Page_94">[94]</a></span>
+understand why they should have been made
+the subject of enquiry.</p>
+
+<p>He took her papers in his hand, and looked
+at them again as he stood with his back to
+the fire, having lit the pipe which invariably
+followed his breakfast, and then he discovered
+something much harder to understand. The
+marks were not his own. In place of the usual
+sketchy numerals, hardly decipherable to any
+but himself, he saw figures which were carefully
+formed; and the marks assigned to the
+first answer, as he saw it on the uppermost
+sheet, were higher than the maximum number
+obtainable for that question.</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Batchel laid down his pipe and seated
+himself at the table. He was greatly puzzled.
+As he turned over the sheets of No. 1004 he
+found all the other questions marked in like
+manner, and making a total of half as much
+again as the highest possible number. &ldquo;Who the
+dickens,&rdquo; he said, using a meaningless, but not
+uncommon expression, &ldquo;has been playing with
+this; and how came I to pass it over?&rdquo; The
+need of the moment, however, was to furnish
+the proper marks to the secretary at Cambridge,
+and Mr. Batchel proceeded to read No. 1004
+right through.</p>
+
+<p>He soon found that he had read it all
+before, and the matter began to bristle with<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_95" id="Page_95">[95]</a></span>
+queries. It proved, in fact, to be a paper over
+which he had spent some time, and for a
+singularly interesting reason. He had learned
+from a friend in the Indian Civil Service
+that an exaggerated value was often placed
+by ambitious Indians and Cingalese upon a
+European education, and that many aspiring
+young men declined to take a wife who had
+not passed this very examination. It was to
+Mr. Batchel a disquieting reflection that his
+blue pencil was not only marking mistakes,
+but might at the same time be cancelling
+matrimonial engagements, and his friend&rsquo;s communication
+had made him scrupulously careful
+in examining the work of young ladies in
+Oriental Schools. The matter had occurred to
+him at once as he had examined the answers of
+Lubrietta Rodria. He perfectly remembered
+the question upon which her success depended.
+A problem in logic had been answered by a
+rambling and worthless argument, to which,
+somehow, the right conclusion was appended:
+the conclusion might be a happy guess, or it
+might have been secured by less honest means,
+but Mr. Batchel, following his usual practice,
+gave no marks for it. It was not here that he
+found any cause for hesitation, but when he
+came to the end of the paper and found that
+the candidate had only just failed, he had turned<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_96" id="Page_96">[96]</a></span>
+back to the critical question, imagined an
+eligible bachelor awaiting the result of the
+examination, and then, after a period of vacillation,
+had hastily put the symbol of failure upon
+the paper lest he should be tempted to bring his
+own charity to the rescue of the candidate&rsquo;s
+logic, and unfairly add the three marks which
+would suffice to pass her.</p>
+
+<p>As he now read the answer for the second
+time, the same pitiful thought troubled him,
+and this time more than before; for over the
+edge of the paper of No. 1004 there persistently
+arose the image of the young lady with the
+sapphire ring. It directed the current of his
+thoughts. Suppose that Lubrietta Rodria were
+anything like that! and what if the arguments
+of No. 1004 were worthless! Young ladies were
+notoriously weak in argument, and as strong in
+conclusions! and after all, the conclusion was
+correct, and ought not a correct conclusion to
+have its marks? There followed much more to
+the same purpose, and in the end Mr. Batchel
+stultified himself by adding the necessary three
+marks, and passing the candidate.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;This comes precious near to being a job,&rdquo;
+he remarked, as he entered the marks upon the
+form and sealed it in the envelope, &ldquo;but No.
+1004 must pass, this time.&rdquo; He enclosed in the
+envelope a request to know why the marks had<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_97" id="Page_97">[97]</a></span>
+been asked for, since they had certainly been
+returned in their proper place. A brief official
+reply informed him next day that the marks he
+had returned exceeded the maximum, and must,
+therefore, have been wrongly entered.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;This,&rdquo; said Mr. Batchel, &ldquo;is a curious
+coincidence.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>Curious as it certainly was, it was less
+curious than what immediately followed. It was
+Mr. Batchel&rsquo;s practice to avoid any delay in
+returning these official papers, and he went out,
+there and then, to post his envelope. The Post
+Office was no more than a hundred yards from
+his door, and in three minutes he was in his
+study again. The first object that met his eye
+there was a beautiful sapphire ring lying upon
+the papers of No. 1004, which had remained upon
+the table.</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Batchel at once recognised the ring.
+&ldquo;I knew it was precious near a job,&rdquo; he said,
+&ldquo;but I didn&rsquo;t know that it was as near as this.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>He took up the ring and examined it. It
+looked like a ring of great value; the stone was
+large and brilliant, and the setting was of fine
+workmanship. &ldquo;Now what on earth,&rdquo; said Mr.
+Batchel, &ldquo;am I to do with this?&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>The nearest jeweller to Stoneground was a
+competent and experienced tradesman of the
+old school. He was a member of the local<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_98" id="Page_98">[98]</a></span>
+Natural History Society, and in that capacity
+Mr. Batchel had made intimate acquaintance
+with him. To this jeweller, therefore, he
+carried the ring, and asked him what he thought
+of it.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;I&rsquo;ll give you forty pounds for it,&rdquo; said the
+jeweller.</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Batchel replied that the ring was not
+his. &ldquo;What about the make of it?&rdquo; he asked.
+&ldquo;Is it English?&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>The jeweller replied that it was unmistakably
+Indian.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;You are sure?&rdquo; said Mr. Batchel.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Certain,&rdquo; said the jeweller. &ldquo;Major
+Ackroyd brought home one like it, all but
+the stone, from Puna; I repaired it for him
+last year.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>The information was enough, if not more
+than enough, for Mr. Batchel. He begged a
+suitable case from his friend the jeweller, and
+within an hour had posted the ring to Miss
+Lubrietta Rodria at the European College in
+Puna. At the same time he wrote to the
+Principal the letter whose answer is embodied
+in the preface to this narrative.</p>
+
+<p>Having done this, Mr. Batchel felt more at
+ease. He had given Lubrietta Rodria what he
+amiably called the benefit of the doubt, but it
+should never be said that he had been bribed.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_99" id="Page_99">[99]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>The rest of his papers he marked with
+fierce justice. A great deal of the work, in his
+zeal, he did twice over, but his conscience amply
+requited him for the superfluous labour. The
+last paper was marked within a day of the
+allotted time, Mr. Batchel shortly afterwards
+received his cheque, and was glad to think that
+the whole matter was at an end.</p>
+
+<p class="tb">*<span class="ast">*</span><span class="ast">*</span><span class="ast">*</span><span class="ast">*</span><span class="ast">*</span><span class="ast">*</span></p>
+
+<p>That Lubrietta had been absent from India
+whilst her relatives and attendants were trying
+to restore her to consciousness, he had good
+reason to know. His friends, for the most part,
+took a very narrow view of human nature and
+its possibilities, so that he kept his experience,
+for a long time, to himself; there were personal
+reasons for not discussing the incident. The
+reader has been already told upon what understanding
+it is recorded here.</p>
+
+<p>There remains, however, an episode which
+Mr. Batchel all but managed to suppress. Upon
+the one occasion when he allowed himself to
+speak of this matter, he was being pressed for
+a description of the sapphire ring, and was not
+very successful in his attempt to describe it.
+There was no reason, of course, why this should
+lay his good faith under suspicion. Few of us
+could pass an examination upon objects with<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_100" id="Page_100">[100]</a></span>
+which we are supposed to be familiar, or say
+which of our tables have three legs, and which
+four.</p>
+
+<p>One of Mr. Batchel&rsquo;s auditors, however, took
+a captious view of the matter, and brusquely
+remarked, in imitation of a more famous sceptic,
+&ldquo;I don&rsquo;t believe there&rsquo;s no sich a thing.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Batchel, of course, recognised the
+phrase, and it was his eagerness to establish his
+credit that committed him at this point to a
+last disclosure about Lubrietta. He drew a
+sapphire ring from his pocket, handed it to the
+incredulous auditor, and addressed him in the
+manner of Mrs. Gamp.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;What! you bage creetur, have I had this
+ring three year or more to be told there ain&rsquo;t no
+sech a thing. Go along with you.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;But I thought the ring was sent back,&rdquo;
+said more than one.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;How did you come by it?&rdquo; said all the
+others.</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Batchel thereupon admitted that he had
+closed his story prematurely. About six weeks
+after the return of the ring to Puna he had found
+it once again upon his table, returned through
+the post. Enclosed in the package was a note
+which Mr. Batchel, being now committed to
+this part of the story, also passed round for
+inspection. It ran as follows:&mdash;</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_101" id="Page_101">[101]</a></span></p>
+
+<div class="blockquo3">
+<p>&ldquo;Accept the ring, dear one, and wear
+it for my sake. Fail not to think sometimes
+of her whom you have made happy.&mdash;L.&nbsp;R.&rdquo;</p>
+</div>
+
+<p>&ldquo;What on earth am I to do with this?&rdquo;
+Mr. Batchel had asked himself again. And this
+time he had answered the question, after the
+briefest possible delay, by slipping the ring
+upon his fourth finger.</p>
+
+<p>The book of Lyrics remained downstairs
+amongst the books in constant use. Mr. Batchel
+can repeat at least half of the collection from
+memory.</p>
+
+<p>He knows well enough that such terms
+as &ldquo;dear one&rdquo; are addressed to bald gentlemen
+only in a Pickwickian sense, but even with
+that sense the letter gives him pleasure.</p>
+
+<p>He admits that he thinks very often of
+&ldquo;her whom he has made happy,&rdquo; but that he
+cannot exclude from his thoughts at these
+times an ungenerous regret. It is that he has
+also made happy a nameless Oriental gentleman
+whom he presumptuously calls &ldquo;the other
+fellow.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_102" id="Page_102">[102]</a><br /><a name="Page_103" id="Page_103">[103]</a></span></p>
+
+
+<h2><a name="VI" id="VI"></a>VI.<br />
+
+<span class="stl">THE ROCKERY.</span></h2>
+
+
+<p>The Vicar&rsquo;s garden at Stoneground has
+certainly been enclosed for more than seven
+centuries, and during the whole of that time
+its almost sacred privacy has been regarded as
+permanent and unchangeable. It has remained
+for the innovators of later and more audacious
+days to hint that it might be given into other
+hands, and still carry with it no curse that
+should make a new possessor hasten to undo
+his irreverence. Whether there can be warrant
+for such confidence, time will show. The
+experiences already related will show that the
+privacy of the garden has been counted upon
+both by good men and worse. And here is a
+story, in its way, more strange than any.</p>
+
+<p>By way of beginning, it may be well to
+describe a part of the garden not hitherto
+brought into notice. That part lies on the
+western boundary, where the garden slopes
+down to a sluggish stream, hardly a stream at
+all, locally known as the Lode. The Lode bounds
+the garden on the west along its whole length,
+and there the moor-hen builds her nest, and<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_104" id="Page_104">[104]</a></span>
+the kingfisher is sometimes, but in these days
+too rarely, seen. But the centre of vision, as
+it were, of this western edge lies in a cluster
+of tall elms. Towards these all the garden
+paths converge, and about their base is raised a
+bank of earth, upon which is heaped a rockery
+of large stones lately overgrown with ferns.</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Batchel&rsquo;s somewhat prim taste in
+gardening had long resented this disorderly
+bank. In more than one place in his garden
+had wild confusion given place to a park-like
+trimness, and there were not a few who would
+say that the change was not for the better.
+Mr. Batchel, however, went his own way, and
+in due time determined to remove the rockery.
+He was puzzled by its presence; he could see
+no reason why a bank should have been raised
+about the feet of the elms, and surmounted
+with stones; not a ray of sunshine ever found
+its way there, and none but coarse and uninteresting
+plants had established themselves.
+Whoever had raised the bank had done it
+ignorantly, or with some purpose not easy for
+Mr. Batchel to conjecture.</p>
+
+<p>Upon a certain day, therefore, in the early
+part of December, when the garden had been
+made comfortable for its winter rest, he began,
+with the assistance of his gardener, to remove
+the stones into another place.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_105" id="Page_105">[105]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>We do but speak according to custom in
+this matter, and there are few readers who
+will not suspect the truth, which is that the
+gardener began to remove the stones, whilst
+Mr. Batchel stood by and delivered criticisms
+of very slight value. Such strength, in fact,
+as Mr. Batchel possessed had concentrated itself
+upon the mind, and somewhat neglected his
+body, and what he called help, during his
+presence in the garden, was called by another
+name when the gardener and his boy were left
+to themselves, with full freedom of speech.</p>
+
+<p>There were few of the stones rolled down
+by the gardener that Mr. Batchel could even
+have moved, but his astonishment at their size
+soon gave place to excitement at their appearance.
+His antiquarian tastes were strong, and
+were soon busily engaged. For, as the stones
+rolled down, his eyes were feasted, in a rapid
+succession, by capitals of columns, fragments of
+moulded arches and mullions, and other relics
+of ecclesiastical building.</p>
+
+<p>Repeatedly did he call the gardener down
+from his work to put these fragments together,
+and before long there were several complete
+lengths of arcading laid upon the path. Stones
+which, perhaps, had been separated for
+centuries, once more came together, and Mr.
+Batchel, rubbing his hands in excited satisfaction,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_106" id="Page_106">[106]</a></span>
+declared that he might recover the best
+parts of a Church by the time the rockery had
+been demolished.</p>
+
+<p>The interest of the gardener in such
+matters was of a milder kind. &ldquo;We must go
+careful,&rdquo; he merely observed, &ldquo;when we come
+to the organ.&rdquo; They went on removing more
+and more stones, until at length the whole bank
+was laid bare, and Mr. Batchel&rsquo;s chief purpose
+achieved. How the stones were carefully arranged,
+and set up in other parts of the garden,
+is well known, and need not concern us now.</p>
+
+<p>One detail, however, must not be omitted.
+A large and stout stake of yew, evidently of
+considerable age, but nevertheless quite sound,
+stood exposed after the clearing of the bank.
+There was no obvious reason for its presence,
+but it had been well driven in, so well that the
+strength of the gardener, or, if it made any
+difference, of the gardener and Mr. Batchel
+together, failed even to shake it. It was not
+unsightly, and might have remained where it
+was, had not the gardener exclaimed, &ldquo;This is
+the very thing we want for the pump.&rdquo; It was
+so obviously &ldquo;the very thing&rdquo; that its removal
+was then and there decided upon.</p>
+
+<p>The pump referred to was a small iron
+pump used to draw water from the Lode. It had
+been affixed to many posts in turn, and defied<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_107" id="Page_107">[107]</a></span>
+them all to hold it. Not that the pump was
+at fault. It was a trifling affair enough. But
+the pumpers were usually garden-boys, whose
+impatient energy had never failed, before many
+days, to wriggle the pump away from its supports.
+When the gardener had, upon one
+occasion, spent half a day in attaching it firmly
+to a post, they had at once shaken out the post
+itself. Since, therefore, the matter was causing
+daily inconvenience, and the gardener becoming
+daily more concerned for his reputation as a
+rough carpenter, it was natural for him to
+exclaim, &ldquo;This is the very thing.&rdquo; It was a
+better stake than he had ever used, and as had
+just been made evident, a stake that the ground
+would hold.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Yes!&rdquo; said Mr. Batchel, &ldquo;it is the very
+thing; but can we get it up?&rdquo; The gardener
+always accepted this kind of query as a challenge,
+and replied only by taking up a pick and
+setting to work, Mr. Batchel, as usual, looking
+on, and making, every now and then, a fruitless
+suggestion. After a few minutes, however, he
+made somewhat more than a suggestion. He
+darted forward and laid his hand upon the pick.
+&ldquo;Don&rsquo;t you see some copper?&rdquo; he asked quickly.</p>
+
+<p>Every man who digs knows what a hiding
+place there is in the earth. The monotony
+of spade work is always relieved by a hope of<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_108" id="Page_108">[108]</a></span>
+turning up something unexpected. Treasure
+lies dimly behind all these hopes, so that the
+gardener, having seen Mr. Batchel excited over
+so much that was precious from his own point
+of view, was quite ready to look for something
+of value to an ordinary reasonable man. Copper
+might lead to silver, and that, in turn, to gold.
+At Mr. Batchel&rsquo;s eager question, therefore, he
+peered into the hole he had made, and examined
+everything there that might suggest the
+rounded form of a coin.</p>
+
+<p>He soon saw what had arrested Mr. Batchel.
+There was a lustrous scratch on the side of the
+stake, evidently made by the pick, and though
+the metal was copper, plainly enough, the
+gardener felt that he had been deceived, and
+would have gone on with his work. Copper of
+that sort gave him no sort of excitement, and
+only a feeble interest.</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Batchel, however, was on his hands and
+knees. There was a small irregular plate of
+copper nailed to the stake; without any
+difficulty he tore it away from the nails, and
+soon scraped it clean with a shaving of wood;
+then, rising to his feet, he examined his find.</p>
+
+<p>There was an inscription upon it, so legible
+as to need no deciphering. It had been roughly
+and effectually made with a hammer and nail,
+the letters being formed by series of holes<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_109" id="Page_109">[109]</a></span>
+punched deeply into the metal, and what he
+read was:&mdash;</p>
+
+<p class="stake">
+MOVE NOT THIS<br />
+STAKE, NOV. 1, 1702.<br />
+</p>
+
+<p>But to move the stake was what Mr.
+Batchel had determined upon, and the metal
+plate he held in his hand interested him chiefly
+as showing how long the post had been there.
+He had happened, as he supposed, upon an
+ancient landmark. The discovery, recorded
+elsewhere, of a well, near to the edge of his
+present lawn, had shown him that his premises
+had once been differently arranged. One of the
+minor antiquarian tasks he had set himself was
+to discover and record the old arrangement, and
+he felt that the position of this stake would
+help him. He felt no doubt of its being a point
+upon the western limit of the garden; not
+improbably marked in this way to show where
+the garden began, and where ended the ancient
+hauling-way, which had been secured to the
+public for purposes of navigation.</p>
+
+<p>The gardener, meanwhile, was proceeding
+with his work. With no small difficulty he
+removed the rubble and clay which accounted
+for the firmness of the stake. It grew dark as
+the work went on, and a distant clock struck
+five before it was completed. Five was the hour
+at which the gardener usually went home; his<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_110" id="Page_110">[110]</a></span>
+day began early. He was not, however, a man
+to leave a small job unfinished, and he went on
+loosening the earth with his pick, and trying
+the effect, at intervals, upon the firmness of the
+stake. It naturally began to give, and could be
+moved from side to side through a space of
+some few inches. He lifted out the loosened
+stones, and loosened more. His pick struck
+iron, which, after loosening, proved to be links
+of a rusted chain. &ldquo;They&rsquo;ve buried a lot of
+rubbish in this hole,&rdquo; he remarked, as he went
+on loosening the chain, which, in the growing
+darkness, could hardly be seen. Mr. Batchel,
+meanwhile, occupied himself in a simpler task
+of working the stake to and fro, by way of
+loosening its hold. Ultimately it began to
+move with greater freedom. The gardener laid
+down his tool and grasped the stake, which his
+master was still holding; their combined efforts
+succeeded at once; the stake was lifted out.</p>
+
+<p>It turned out to be furnished with an
+unusually long and sharp point, which explained
+the firmness of its hold upon the ground. The
+gardener carried it to the neighbourhood of the
+pump, in readiness for its next purpose, and
+made ready to go home. He would drive the
+stake to-morrow, he said, in the new place, and
+make the pump so secure that not even the
+boys could shake it. He also spoke of some<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_111" id="Page_111">[111]</a></span>
+designs he had upon the chain, should it prove
+to be of any considerable length. He was an
+ingenious man, and his skill in converting
+discarded articles to new uses was embarrassing
+to his master. Mr. Batchel, as has been
+said, was a prim gardener, and he had no liking
+for makeshift devices. He had that day seen
+his runner beans trained upon a length of old
+gas-piping, and had no intention of leaving the
+gardener in possession of such a treasure as a
+rusty chain. What he said, however, and said
+with truth, was that he wanted the chain for
+himself. He had no practical use for it, and
+hardly expected it to yield him any interest.
+But a chain buried in 1702 must be examined&mdash;nothing
+ancient comes amiss to a man of
+antiquarian tastes.</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Batchel had noticed, whilst the gardener
+had been carrying away the stake, that the chain
+lay very loosely in the earth. The pick had
+worked well round it. He said, therefore, that
+the chain must be lifted out and brought to
+him upon the morrow, bade his gardener good
+night, and went in to his fireside.</p>
+
+<p>This will appear to the reader to be a record
+of the merest trifles, but all readers will accept
+the reminder that there is no such thing as a
+trifle, and that what appears to be trivial has
+that appearance only so long as it stands alone.<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_112" id="Page_112">[112]</a></span>
+Regarded in the light of their consequences,
+those matters which have seemed to be least
+in importance, turn out, often enough, to be
+the greatest. And these trifling occupations,
+as we may call them for the last time, of Mr.
+Batchel and the gardener, had consequences
+which shall now be set down as Mr.
+Batchel himself narrated them. But we must
+take events in their order. At present Mr.
+Batchel is at his fireside, and his gardener at
+home with his family. The stake is removed,
+and the hole, in which lies some sort of an
+iron chain, is exposed.</p>
+
+<p>Upon this particular evening Mr. Batchel
+was dining out. He was a good natured man,
+with certain mild powers of entertainment,
+and his presence as an occasional guest was
+not unacceptable at some of the more considerable
+houses of the neighbourhood. And let us
+hasten to observe that he was not a guest who
+made any great impression upon the larders
+or the cellars of his hosts. He liked port, but
+he liked it only of good quality, and in small
+quantity. When he returned from a dinner
+party, therefore, he was never either in a
+surfeited condition of body, or in any confusion
+of mind. Not uncommonly after his return
+upon such occasions did he perform accurate
+work. Unfinished contributions to sundry local<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_113" id="Page_113">[113]</a></span>
+journals were seldom absent from his desk.
+They were his means of recreation. There they
+awaited convenient intervals of leisure, and
+Mr. Batchel was accustomed to say that of
+these intervals he found none so productive
+as a late hour, or hour and a half, after a
+dinner party.</p>
+
+<p>Upon the evening in question he returned,
+about an hour before midnight, from dining
+at the house of a retired officer residing in the
+neighbourhood, and the evening had been somewhat
+less enjoyable than usual. He had taken
+in to dinner a young lady who had too persistently
+assailed him with antiquarian questions.
+Now Mr. Batchel did not like talking what he
+regarded as &ldquo;shop,&rdquo; and was not much at home
+with young ladies, to whom he knew that, in
+the nature of things, he could be but imperfectly
+acceptable. With infinite good will towards
+them, and a genuine liking for their presence,
+he felt that he had but little to offer them in
+exchange. There was so little in common
+between his life and theirs. He felt distinctly
+at his worst when he found himself treated
+as a mere scrap-book of information. It made
+him seem, as he would express it, de-humanised.</p>
+
+<p>Upon this particular evening the young
+lady allotted to him, perhaps at her own request,
+had made a scrap-book of him, and he had<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_114" id="Page_114">[114]</a></span>
+returned home somewhat discontented, if also
+somewhat amused. His discontent arose from
+having been deprived of the general conversation
+he so greatly, but so rarely, enjoyed.
+His amusement was caused by the incongruity
+between a very light-hearted young lady and
+the subject upon which she had made him talk,
+for she had talked of nothing else but modes
+of burial.</p>
+
+<p>He began to recall the conversation as he
+lit his pipe and dropped into his armchair. She
+had either been reflecting deeply upon the
+matter, or, as seemed to Mr. Batchel, more
+probable, had read something and half forgotten
+it. He recalled her questions, and the answers
+by which he had vainly tried to lead her to
+a more attractive topic. For example:</p>
+
+<div class="blockquo4">
+<p>She: Will you tell me why people were buried
+at cross roads?</p>
+
+<p>He: Well, consecrated ground was so jealously
+guarded that a criminal would be held to
+have forfeited the right to be buried
+amongst Christian folk. His friends
+would therefore choose cross roads where
+there was set a wayside cross, and make
+his grave at the foot of it. In some of my
+journeys in Scotland I have seen crosses....</p></div>
+
+<p>But the young lady had refused to be led
+into Scotland. She had stuck to her subject.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_115" id="Page_115">[115]</a></span></p>
+
+<div class="blockquo4">
+<p>She: Why have coffins come back into use?
+There is nothing in our Burial Service
+about a coffin.</p>
+
+<p>He: True, and the use of the coffin is due, in
+part, to an ignorant notion of confining
+the corpse, lest, like Hamlet&rsquo;s father, he
+should walk the earth. You will have
+noticed that the corpse is always carried
+out of the house feet foremost, to suggest
+a final exit, and that the grave is often
+covered with a heavy slab. Very curious
+epitaphs are to be found on these slabs....</p>
+</div>
+
+<p>But she was not to be drawn into the
+subject of epitaphs. She had made him tell of
+other devices for confining spirits to their
+prison, and securing the peace of the living,
+especially of those adopted in the case of violent
+and mischievous men. Altogether an unusual
+sort of young lady.</p>
+
+<p>The conversation, however, had revived his
+memories of what was, after all, a matter of
+some interest, and he determined to look
+through his parish registers for records of
+exceptional burials. He was surprised at himself
+for never having done it. He dismissed the
+matter from his mind for the time being,
+and as it was a bright moonlight night
+he thought he would finish his pipe in the
+garden.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_116" id="Page_116">[116]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>Therefore, although midnight was close at
+hand, he strolled complacently round his garden,
+enjoying the light of the moon no less than in
+the daytime he would have enjoyed the sun;
+and thus it was that he arrived at the scene of
+his labours upon the old rockery. There was
+more light than there had been at the end of
+the afternoon, and when he had walked up the
+bank, and stood over the hole we have already
+described, he could distinctly see the few
+exposed links of the iron chain. Should he
+remove it at once to a place of safety, out of the
+way of the gardener? It was about time for
+bed. The city clocks were then striking
+midnight. He would let the chain decide. If it
+came out easily he would remove it; otherwise,
+it should remain until morning.</p>
+
+<p>The chain came out more than easily. It
+seemed to have a force within itself. He gave
+but a slight tug at the free end with a view
+of ascertaining what resistance he had to
+encounter, and immediately found himself lying
+upon his back with the chain in his hand. His
+back had fortunately turned towards an elm
+three feet away which broke his fall, but there
+had been violence enough to cause him no little
+surprise.</p>
+
+<p>The effort he had made was so slight that
+he could not account for having lost his feet;<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_117" id="Page_117">[117]</a></span>
+and being a careful man, he was a little anxious
+about his evening coat, which he was still
+wearing. The chain, however, was in his hand,
+and he made haste to coil it into a portable
+shape, and to return to the house.</p>
+
+<p>Some fifty yards from the spot was the
+northern boundary of the garden, a long wall
+with a narrow lane beyond. It was not unusual,
+even at this hour of the night, to hear footsteps
+there. The lane was used by railway men, who
+passed to and from their work at all hours, as
+also by some who returned late from entertainments
+in the neighbouring city.</p>
+
+<p>But Mr. Batchel, as he turned back to the
+house, with his chain over one arm, heard more
+than footsteps. He heard for a few moments
+the unmistakable sound of a scuffle, and then a
+piercing cry, loud and sharp, and a noise of
+running. It was such a cry as could only have
+come from one in urgent need of help.</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Batchel dropped his chain. The garden
+wall was some ten feet high and he had no
+means of scaling it. But he ran quickly into
+the house, passed out by the hall door into the
+street, and so towards the lane without a
+moment&rsquo;s loss of time.</p>
+
+<p>Before he has gone many yards he sees a
+man running from the lane with his clothing
+in great disorder, and this man, at the sight of<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_118" id="Page_118">[118]</a></span>
+Mr. Batchel, darts across the road, runs along in
+the shadow of an opposite wall and attempts to
+escape.</p>
+
+<p>The man is known well enough to Mr.
+Batchel. It is one Stephen Medd, a respectable
+and sensible man, by occupation a shunter, and
+Mr. Batchel at once calls out to ask what has
+happened. Stephen, however, makes no reply
+but continues to run along the shadow of the
+wall, whereupon Mr. Batchel crosses over and
+intercepts him, and again asks what is amiss.
+Stephen answers wildly and breathlessly, &ldquo;I&rsquo;m
+not going to stop here, let me go home.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>As Mr. Batchel lays his hand upon the
+man&rsquo;s arm and draws him into the light of the
+moon, it is seen that his face is streaming with
+blood from a wound near the eye.</p>
+
+<p>He is somewhat calmed by the familiar voice
+of Mr. Batchel, and is about to speak, when
+another scream is heard from the lane. The
+voice is that of a boy or woman, and no sooner
+does Stephen hear it than he frees himself
+violently from Mr. Batchel and makes away
+towards his home. With no less speed does Mr.
+Batchel make for the lane, and finds about half
+way down a boy lying on the ground wounded
+and terrified.</p>
+
+<p>At first the boy clings to the ground, but he,
+too, is soon reassured by Mr. Batchel&rsquo;s voice, and<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_119" id="Page_119">[119]</a></span>
+allows himself to be lifted on to his feet. His
+wound is also in the face, and Mr. Batchel takes
+the boy into his house, bathes and plasters his
+wound, and soon restores him to something like
+calm. He is what is termed a call-boy, employed
+by the Railway Company to awaken drivers at
+all hours, and give them their instructions.</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Batchel is naturally impatient for the
+moment he can question the boy about his
+assailant, who is presumably also the assailant
+of Stephen Medd. No one had been visible in
+the lane, though the moon shone upon it from
+end to end. At the first available moment,
+therefore, he asks the boy, &ldquo;Who did this?&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>The answer came, without any hesitation,
+&ldquo;Nobody.&rdquo; &ldquo;There was nobody there,&rdquo; he said,
+&ldquo;and all of a sudden somebody hit me with an
+iron thing.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>Then Mr. Batchel asked, &ldquo;Did you see
+Stephen Medd?&rdquo; He was becoming greatly
+puzzled.</p>
+
+<p>The boy replied that he had seen Mr. Medd
+&ldquo;a good bit in front,&rdquo; with nobody near him,
+and that all of a sudden someone knocked him
+down.</p>
+
+<p>Further questioning seemed useless. Mr.
+Batchel saw the boy to his home, left him at
+the door, and returned to bed, but not to
+sleep. He could not cease from thinking,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_120" id="Page_120">[120]</a></span>
+and he could think of nothing but assaults
+from invisible hands. Morning seemed long
+in coming, but came at last.</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Batchel was up betimes and made a
+very poor breakfast. Dallying with the morning
+paper, rather than reading it, his eye was
+arrested by a headline about &ldquo;Mysterious
+assaults in Elmham.&rdquo; He felt that he had
+mysteries of his own to occupy him and was
+in no mood to be interested in more assaults.
+But he had some knowledge of Elmham, a small
+town ten miles distant from Stoneground, and
+he read the brief paragraph, which contained no
+more than the substance of a telegram. It said,
+however, that three persons had been victims
+of unaccountable assaults. Two of them had
+escaped with slight injuries, but the third,
+a young woman, was dangerously wounded,
+though still alive and conscious. She declared
+that she was quite alone in her house and
+had been suddenly struck with great violence
+by what felt like a piece of iron, and that
+she must have bled to death but for a neighbour
+who heard her cries. The neighbour had
+at once looked out and seen nobody, but had
+bravely gone to her friend&rsquo;s assistance.</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Batchel laid down his newspaper
+considerably impressed, as was natural, by the
+resemblance of these tragedies to what he had<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_121" id="Page_121">[121]</a></span>
+witnessed himself. He was in no condition,
+after his excitement and his sleepless night,
+to do his usual work. His mind reverted
+to the conversation at the dinner party and
+the trifle of antiquarian research it had suggested.
+Such occupation had often served
+him when he found himself suffering from a
+cold, or otherwise indisposed for more serious
+work. He would get the registers and collect
+what entries there might be of irregular burial.</p>
+
+<p>He found only one such entry, but that
+one was enough. There was a note dated All
+Hallows, 1702, to this effect:</p>
+
+<div class="blockquo1">
+
+<p>&ldquo;This day did a vagrant from Elmham
+beat cruelly to death two poor men who
+had refused him alms, and upon a hue and
+cry being raised, took his own life. He was
+buried in one Parson&rsquo;s Close with a stake
+through his body and his arms confined
+in chains, and stoutly covered in.&rdquo;</p>
+</div>
+
+<p>No further news came from Elmham.
+Either the effort had been exhausted, or its
+purpose achieved. But what could have led
+the young lady, a stranger to Mr. Batchel and
+to his garden, to hit upon so appropriate a
+topic? Mr. Batchel could not answer the
+question as he put it to himself again and
+again during the day. He only knew that she
+had given him a warning, by which, to his shame
+and regret, he had been too obtuse to profit.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_122" id="Page_122">[122]</a><br /><a name="Page_123" id="Page_123">[123]</a></span></p>
+
+
+<h2><a name="VII" id="VII"></a>VII.<br />
+
+<span class="stl">THE INDIAN LAMP-SHADE.</span></h2>
+
+
+<p>What has been already said of Mr. Batchel
+will have sufficed to inform the reader that he
+is a man of very settled habits. The conveniences
+of life, which have multiplied so fast
+of late, have never attracted him, even when he
+has heard of them. Inconveniences to which
+he is accustomed have always seemed to him
+preferable to conveniences with which he is
+unfamiliar. To this day, therefore, he writes
+with a quill, winds up his watch with a key, and
+will drink no soda-water but from a tumbling
+bottle with the cork wired to its neck.</p>
+
+<p>The reader accordingly will learn without
+surprise that Mr. Batchel continues to use the
+reading-lamp he acquired 30 years ago as a
+Freshman in College. He still carries it from
+room to room as occasion requires, and ignores
+all other means of illumination. It is an
+inexpensive lamp of very poor appearance, and
+dates from a time when labour-saving was not
+yet a fine art. It cannot be lighted without
+the removal of several of its parts, and it
+is extinguished by the primitive device of<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_124" id="Page_124">[124]</a></span>
+blowing down the chimney. What has always
+shocked the womenfolk of the Batchel family,
+however, is the lamp&rsquo;s unworthiness of its
+surroundings. Mr. Batchel&rsquo;s house is furnished
+in dignified and comfortable style, but the
+handsome lamp, surmounting a fluted brazen
+column, which his relatives bestowed upon him
+at his institution, is still unpacked.</p>
+
+<p>One of his younger and subtler relatives
+succeeded in damaging the old lamp, as she
+thought, irretrievably, by a well-planned accident,
+but found it still in use a year later, most
+atrociously repaired. The whole family, and
+some outsiders, had conspired to attack the
+offending lamp, and it had withstood them all.</p>
+
+<p>The single victory achieved over Mr. Batchel
+in this matter is quite recent, and was generally
+unexpected. A cousin who had gone out to
+India as a bride, and that of Mr. Batchel&rsquo;s
+making, had sent him an Indian lamp-shade.
+The association was pleasing. The shade was
+decorated with Buddhist figures which excited
+Mr. Batchel&rsquo;s curiosity, and to the surprise of
+all his friends he set it on the lamp and there
+allowed it to remain. It was not, however, the
+figures which had reconciled him to this novel
+and somewhat incongruous addition to the old
+lamp. The singular colour of the material had
+really attracted him. It was a bright orange-red,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_125" id="Page_125">[125]</a></span>
+like no colour he had ever seen, and the
+remarks of visitors whose experience of such
+things was greater than his own soon justified
+him in regarding it as unique. No one had seen
+the colour elsewhere; and of all the tints which
+have acquired distinctive names, none of the
+names could be applied without some further
+qualification. Mr. Batchel himself did not
+trouble about a name, but was quite certain
+that it was a colour that he liked; and more
+than that, a colour which had about it some
+indescribable fascination. When the lamp had
+been brought in, and the curtains drawn, he
+used to regard with singular pleasure the
+interiors of rooms with whose appearance he
+was unaccustomed to concern himself. The
+books in his study, and the old-fashioned solid
+furniture of his dining room, as reflected in the
+new light, seemed to assume a more friendly
+aspect, as if they had previously been rigidly
+frozen, and had now thawed into life. The
+lamp-shade seemed to bestow upon the light
+some active property, and gave to the rooms, as
+Mr. Batchel said, the appearance of being wide-awake.</p>
+
+<p>These optical effects, as he called them,
+were especially noticeable in the dining room,
+where the convenience of a large table often
+induced him to spend the evening. Standing in<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_126" id="Page_126">[126]</a></span>
+a favourite attitude, with his elbow on the
+chimney-piece, Mr. Batchel found increasing
+pleasure in contemplating the interior of the
+room as he saw it reflected in a large old mirror
+above the fireplace. The great mahogany sideboard
+across the room, seemed, as he gazed upon
+it, to be penetrated by the light, and to acquire
+a softness of outline, and a sort of vivacity,
+which operated pleasantly upon its owner&rsquo;s
+imagination. He found himself playfully regretting,
+for example, that the mirror had no
+power of recording and reproducing the scenes
+enacted before it since the close of the 18th
+century, when it had become one of the fixtures
+of the house. The ruddy light of the lamp-shade
+had always a stimulating effect upon his fancy,
+and some of the verses which describe his
+visions before the mirror would delight the
+reader, but that the author&rsquo;s modesty forbids
+their reproduction. Had he been less firm in
+this matter we should have inserted here a
+poem in which Mr. Batchel audaciously ventured
+into the domain of Physics. He endowed his
+mirror with the power of retaining indefinitely
+the light which fell upon it, and of reflecting it
+only when excited by the appropriate stimulus.
+The passage beginning</p>
+
+<div class="centered"><div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">The mirror, whilst men pass upon their way,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Treasures their image for a later day,<br /></span><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_127" id="Page_127">[127]</a></span>
+</div></div></div>
+
+<p class="noi">might be derided by students of optics. Mr.
+Batchel has often read it in after days, with
+amazement, for, when his idle fancies came to
+be so gravely substantiated, he found that in
+writing the verses he had stumbled upon a new
+fact&mdash;a fact based as soundly, as will soon
+appear, upon experiment, as those which the
+text-books use in arriving at the better-known
+properties of reflection.</p>
+
+<p>He was seated in his dining room one frosty
+evening in January. His chair was drawn up
+to the fire, and the upper part of the space
+behind him was visible in the mirror. The
+brighter and clearer light thrown down by the
+shade was shining upon his book. It is the
+fate of most of us to receive visits when we
+should best like to be alone, and Mr. Batchel
+allowed an impatient exclamation to escape
+him, when, at nine o&rsquo;clock on this evening, he
+heard the door-bell. A minute later, the boy
+announced &ldquo;Mr. Mutcher,&rdquo; and Mr. Batchel,
+with such affability as he could hastily assume,
+rose to receive the caller. Mr. Mutcher was the
+Deputy Provincial Grand Master of the Ancient
+Order of Gleaners, and the formality of his
+manner accorded with the gravity of his title.
+Mr. Batchel soon became aware that the rest
+of the evening was doomed. The Deputy Provincial
+Grand Master had come to discuss the<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_128" id="Page_128">[128]</a></span>
+probable effect of the Insurance Act upon
+Friendly Societies, of which Mr. Batchel was an
+ardent supporter. He attended their meetings,
+in some cases kept their accounts, and was
+always apt to be consulted in their affairs. He
+seated Mr. Mutcher, therefore, in a chair on the
+opposite side of the fireplace, and gave him his
+somewhat reluctant attention.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;This,&rdquo; said Mr. Mutcher, as he looked
+round the room, &ldquo;is a cosy nook on a cold night.
+I cordially appreciate your kindness, Reverend
+Sir, in affording me this interview, and the comfort
+of your apartment leads me to wish that it
+might be more protracted.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Batchel did his best not to dissent, and
+as he settled himself for a long half-hour, began
+to watch the rise and fall, between two lines
+upon the distant wall-paper of the shadow of
+Mr. Mutcher&rsquo;s side-whisker, as it seemed to beat
+time to his measured speech.</p>
+
+<p>The D.P.G.M. (for these functionaries are
+usually designated by initials) was not a man to
+be hurried into brevity. His style had been
+studiously acquired at Lodge meetings, and Mr.
+Batchel knew it well enough to be prepared for
+a lengthy preamble.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;I have presumed,&rdquo; said Mr. Mutcher, as he
+looked straight before him into the mirror, &ldquo;to
+trespass upon your Reverence&rsquo;s forbearance,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_129" id="Page_129">[129]</a></span>
+because there are one or two points upon this
+new Insurance Act which seem calculated to
+damage our long-continued prosperity&mdash;I say
+long-continued prosperity,&rdquo; repeated Mr.
+Mutcher, as though Mr. Batchel had missed
+the phrase. &ldquo;I had the favour of an interview
+yesterday,&rdquo; he went on, &ldquo;with the Sub-Superintendent
+of the Perseverance Accident and
+General (these were household words in circles
+which Mr. Batchel frequented, so that he was at
+no loss to understand them), and he was unanimous
+with me in agreeing that the matter
+called for careful consideration. There are one
+or two of our rules which we know to be
+essential to the welfare of our Order, and yet
+which will have to go by the board&mdash;I say by the
+board&mdash;as from July next. Now we are not
+Medes, nor yet Persians&rdquo;&mdash;Mr. Mutcher was
+about to repeat &ldquo;Persians&rdquo; when he was
+observed to look hastily round the room and
+then to turn deadly pale. Mr. Batchel rose and
+hastened to his support; he was obviously
+unwell. The visitor, however, made a strong
+effort, rose from his chair at once, saying &ldquo;Pray
+allow me to take leave,&rdquo; and hurried to the door
+even as he said the words. Mr. Batchel, with
+real concern, followed him with the offer of
+brandy, or whatever might afford relief. Mr.
+Mutcher did not so much as pause to reply.<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_130" id="Page_130">[130]</a></span>
+Before Mr. Batchel could reach him he had
+crossed the hall, and the door-knob was in his
+hand. He thereupon opened the door and
+passed into the street without another word.
+More unaccountably still, he went away at a
+run, such as ill became his somewhat majestic
+figure, and Mr. Batchel closed the door and
+returned to the dining-room in a state of
+bewilderment. He took up his book, and sat
+down again in his chair. He did not immediately
+begin to read, but set himself to review
+Mr. Mutcher&rsquo;s unaccountable behaviour, and
+as he raised his eyes to the mirror he saw
+an elderly man standing at the sideboard.</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Batchel quickly turned round, and as he
+did so, recalled the similar movement of his late
+visitor. The room was empty. He turned again
+to the mirror, and the man was still there&mdash;evidently
+a servant&mdash;one would say without
+much hesitation, the butler. The cut-away
+coat, and white stock, the clean-shaven chin,
+and close-trimmed side-whiskers, the deftness
+and decorum of his movements were all
+characteristic of a respectable family servant,
+and he stood at the sideboard like a man who
+was at home there.</p>
+
+<p>Another object, just visible above the frame
+of the mirror, caused Mr. Batchel to look round
+again, and again to see nothing unusual. But<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_131" id="Page_131">[131]</a></span>
+what he saw in the mirror was a square oaken
+box some few inches deep, which the butler was
+proceeding to unlock. And at this point Mr.
+Batchel had the presence of mind to make an
+experiment of extraordinary value. He removed,
+for a moment, the Indian shade from the lamp,
+and laid it upon the table, and thereupon the
+mirror showed nothing but empty space and the
+frigid lines of the furniture. The butler had
+disappeared, as also had the box, to re-appear
+the moment the shade was restored to its place.</p>
+
+<p>As soon as the box was opened, the butler
+produced a bundled handkerchief which his left
+hand had been concealing under the tails of his
+coat. With his right hand he removed the
+contents of the handkerchief, hurriedly placed
+them in the box, closed the lid, and having
+done this, left the room at once. His later
+movements had been those of a man in fear of
+being disturbed. He did not even wait to lock
+the box. He seemed to have heard someone
+coming.</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Batchel&rsquo;s interest in the box will subsequently
+be explained. As soon as the butler
+had left, he stood before the mirror and examined
+it carefully. More than once, as he felt the
+desire for a closer scrutiny, he turned to the
+sideboard itself, where of course no box was to
+be seen, and returned to the mirror unreasonably<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_132" id="Page_132">[132]</a></span>
+disappointed. At length, with the image of the
+box firmly impressed upon his memory, he sat
+down again in his chair, and reviewed the
+butler&rsquo;s conduct, or as he doubted he would have
+to call it, misconduct. Unfortunately for Mr.
+Batchel, the contents of the handkerchief had
+been indistinguishable. But for the butler&rsquo;s
+alarm, which caused him to be moving away
+from the box even whilst he was placing the
+thing within it, the mirror could not have shewn
+as much as it did. All that had been made
+evident was that the man had something to
+conceal, and that it was surreptitiously done.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Is this all?&rdquo; said Mr. Batchel to himself
+as he sat looking into the mirror, &ldquo;or is it only
+the end of the first Act?&rdquo; The question was, in
+a measure, answered by the presence of the box.
+That, at all events would have to disappear
+before the room could resume its ordinary aspect;
+and whether it was to fade out of sight or to be
+removed by the butler, Mr. Batchel did not
+intend to be looking another way at the time.
+He had not seen, although perhaps Mr. Mutcher
+had, whether the butler had brought it in, but
+he was determined to see whether he took it out.</p>
+
+<p>He had not gazed into the mirror for many
+minutes before he learned that there was to be a
+second Act. Quite suddenly, a woman was at
+the sideboard. She had darted to it, and the<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_133" id="Page_133">[133]</a></span>
+time taken in passing over half the length of the
+mirror had been altogether too brief to show
+what she was like. She now stood with her
+face to the sideboard, entirely concealing the
+box from view, and all Mr. Batchel could
+determine was that she was tall of stature, and
+that her hair was raven-black, and not in very
+good order. In his anxiety to see her face, he
+called aloud, &ldquo;Turn round.&rdquo; Of course, he
+understood, when he saw that his cry had been
+absolutely without effect, that it had been a
+ridiculous thing to do. He turned his head
+again for a moment to assure himself that the
+room was empty, and to remind himself that
+the curtain had fallen, perhaps a century before,
+upon the drama&mdash;he began to think of it as a
+tragedy&mdash;that he was witnessing. The opportunity,
+however, of seeing the woman&rsquo;s features
+was not denied him. She turned her face full
+upon the mirror&mdash;this is to speak as if we
+described the object rather than the image&mdash;so
+that Mr. Batchel saw it plainly before him; it
+was a handsome, cruel-looking face, of waxen
+paleness, with fine, distended, lustrous, eyes.
+The woman looked hurriedly round the room,
+looked twice towards the door, and then opened
+the box.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Our respectable friend was evidently
+observed,&rdquo; said Mr. Batchel. &ldquo;If he has annexed<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_134" id="Page_134">[134]</a></span>
+anything belonging to this magnificent female,
+he is in for a bad quarter of an hour.&rdquo; He
+would have given a great deal, for once, to have
+had a sideboard backed by a looking glass, and
+lamented that the taste of the day had been too
+good to tolerate such a thing. He would have
+then been able to see what was going on at the
+oaken box. As it was, the operations were
+concealed by the figure of the woman. She was
+evidently busy with her fingers; her elbows,
+which shewed plainly enough, were vibrating
+with activity. In a few minutes there was a
+final movement of the elbows simultaneously
+away from her sides, and it shewed, as plainly
+as if the hands had been visible, that something
+had been plucked asunder. It was just such a
+movement as accompanies the removal, after a
+struggle, of the close-fitting lid of a canister.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;What next?&rdquo; said Mr. Batchel, as he
+observed the movement, and interpreted it as
+the end of the operation at the box. &ldquo;Is this
+the end of the second Act?&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>He was soon to learn that it was not the
+end, and that the drama of the mirror was
+indeed assuming the nature of tragedy. The
+woman closed the box and looked towards the
+door, as she had done before; then she made as
+if she would dart out of the room, and found
+her movement suddenly arrested. She stopped<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_135" id="Page_135">[135]</a></span>
+dead, and, in a moment, fell loosely to the
+ground. Obviously she had swooned away.</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Batchel could then see nothing, except
+that the box remained in its place on the sideboard,
+so that he arose and stood close up to the
+mirror in order to obtain a view of the whole
+stage, as he called it. It showed him, in the
+wider view he now obtained, the woman lying
+in a heap upon the carpet, and a grey-wigged
+clergyman standing in the doorway of the
+room.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;The Vicar of Stoneground, without a
+doubt,&rdquo; said Mr. Batchel. &ldquo;The household of
+my reverend predecessor is not doing well by
+him; to judge from the effect of his appearance
+upon this female, there&rsquo;s something serious
+afoot. Poor old man,&rdquo; he added, as the clergyman
+walked into the room.</p>
+
+<p>This expression of pity was evoked by the
+Vicar&rsquo;s face. The marks of tears were upon his
+cheeks, and he looked weary and ill. He stood
+for a while looking down upon the woman who
+had swooned away, and then stooped down, and
+gently opened her hand.</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Batchel would have given a great deal
+to know what the Vicar found there. He took
+something from her, stood erect for a moment
+with an expression of consternation upon his
+face; then his chin dropped, his eyes showed<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_136" id="Page_136">[136]</a></span>
+that he had lost consciousness, and he fell to the
+ground, very much as the woman had fallen.</p>
+
+<p>The two lay, side by side, just visible in the
+space between the table and the sideboard. It
+was a curious and pathetic situation. As the
+clergyman was about to fall, Mr. Batchel had
+turned to save him, and felt a real distress of
+helplessness at being reminded again that it
+was but an image that he had looked upon. The
+two persons now lying upon the carpet had
+been for some hundred years beyond human
+aid. He could no more help them than he
+could help the wounded at Waterloo. He was
+tempted to relieve his distress by removing the
+shade of the lamp; he had even laid his hand
+upon it, but the feeling of curiosity was now
+become too strong, and he knew that he must
+see the matter to its end.</p>
+
+<p>The woman first began to revive. It was to
+be expected, as she had been the first to go. Had
+not Mr. Batchel seen her face in the mirror, her
+first act of consciousness would have astounded
+him. Now it only revolted him. Before she
+had sufficiently recovered to raise herself upon
+her feet, she forced open the lifeless hands beside
+her and snatched away the contents of that
+which was not empty; and as she did this, Mr.
+Batchel saw the glitter of precious stones. The
+woman was soon upon her feet and making<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_137" id="Page_137">[137]</a></span>
+feebly for the door, at which she paused to leer
+at the prostrate figure of the clergyman before
+she disappeared into the hall. She appeared
+no more, and Mr. Batchel felt glad to be rid
+of her presence.</p>
+
+<p>The old Vicar was long in coming to his
+senses; as he began to move, there stood in the
+doorway the welcome figure of the butler. With
+infinite gentleness he raised his master to his
+feet, and with a strong arm supported him out
+of the room, which at last, stood empty.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;That, at least,&rdquo; said Mr. Batchel, &ldquo;is the
+end of the second Act. I doubt whether I could
+have borne much more. If that awful woman
+comes back I shall remove the shade and have
+done with it all. Otherwise, I shall hope to
+learn what becomes of the box, and whether my
+respectable friend who has just taken out his
+master is, or is not, a rascal.&rdquo; He had been
+genuinely moved by what he had seen, and was
+conscious of feeling something like exhaustion.
+He dare not, however, sit down, lest he should
+lose anything important of what remained.
+Neither the door nor the lower part of the room
+was visible from his chair, so that he remained
+standing at the chimney-piece, and there
+awaited the disappearance of the oaken box.</p>
+
+<p>So intently were his eyes fixed upon the
+box, in which he was especially interested, that<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_138" id="Page_138">[138]</a></span>
+he all but missed the next incident. A velvet
+curtain which he could see through the half-closed
+door had suggested nothing of interest
+to him. He connected it indefinitely, as it was
+excusable to do, with the furniture of the house,
+and only by inadvertence looked at it a second
+time. When, however, it began to travel slowly
+along the hall, his curiosity was awakened in a
+new direction. The butler, helping his master
+out of the room ten minutes since, had left the
+door half open, but as the opening was not
+towards the mirror, only a strip of the hall
+beyond could be seen. Mr. Batchel went to
+open the door more widely, only to find, of
+course, that the vividness of the images had
+again betrayed him. The door of his dining-room
+was closed, as he had closed it after Mr.
+Mutcher, whose perturbation was now so much
+easier to understand.</p>
+
+<p>The curtain continued to move across the
+narrow opening, and explained itself in doing
+so. It was a pall. The remains it so amply
+covered were being carried out of the house to
+their resting-place, and were followed by a long
+procession of mourners in long cloaks. The
+hats they held in their black-gloved hands were
+heavily banded with crêpe whose ends descended
+to the ground, and foremost among them was
+the old clergyman, refusing the support which<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_139" id="Page_139">[139]</a></span>
+two of the chief mourners were in the act of
+proffering. Mr. Batchel, full of sympathy,
+watched the whole procession pass the door, and
+not until it was evident that the funeral had
+left the house did he turn once more to the
+box. He felt sure that the closing scene of the
+tragedy was at hand, and it proved to be very
+near. It was brief and uneventful. The butler
+very deliberately entered the room, threw aside
+the window-curtains and drew up the blinds,
+and then went away at once, taking the box
+with him. Mr. Batchel thereupon blew out his
+lamp and went to bed, with a purpose of his
+own to be fulfilled upon the next day.</p>
+
+<p>His purpose may be stated at once. He had
+recognised the oaken box, and knew that it was
+still in the house. Three large cupboards in the
+old library of Vicar Whitehead were filled with
+the papers of a great law-suit about tithe,
+dating from the close of the 18th century.
+Amongst these, in the last of the three
+cupboards, was the box of which so much has
+been said. It was filled, so far as Mr. Batchel
+remembered, with the assessments for poor&rsquo;s-rate
+of a large number of landholders concerned
+in the suit, and these Mr. Batchel had never
+thought it worth his while to disturb. He had
+gone to rest, however, on this night with the
+full intention of going carefully through the<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_140" id="Page_140">[140]</a></span>
+contents of the box. He scarcely hoped, after so
+long an interval, to discover any clue to the
+scenes he had witnessed, but he was determined
+at least to make the attempt. If he found
+nothing, he intended that the box should
+enshrine a faithful record of the transactions in
+the dining-room.</p>
+
+<p>It was inevitable that a man who had so
+much of the material of a story should spend
+a wakeful hour in trying to piece it together.
+Mr. Batchel spent considerably more than an
+hour in connecting, in this way and that, the
+butler and his master, the gypsy-looking
+woman, the funeral, but could arrive at no
+connexion that satisfied him. Once asleep, he
+found the problem easier, and dreamed a
+solution so obvious as to make him wonder
+that the matter had ever puzzled him. When
+he awoke in the morning, also, the defects of
+the solution were so obvious as to make him
+wonder that he had accepted it; so easily are
+we satisfied when reason is not there to
+criticise. But there was still the box, and
+this Mr. Batchel lifted down from the third
+cupboard, dusted with his towel, and when
+he was dressed, carried downstairs with him.
+His breakfast occupied but a small part of a
+large table, and upon the vacant area he was
+soon laying, as he examined them, one by one,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_141" id="Page_141">[141]</a></span>
+the documents which the box contained. His
+recollection of them proved to be right. They
+were overseers&rsquo; lists of parochial assessments,
+of which he soon had a score or more laid upon
+the table. They were of no interest in themselves,
+and did nothing to further the matter
+in hand. They would appear to have been
+thrust into the box by someone desiring to
+find a receptacle for them.</p>
+
+<p>In a little while, however, the character of
+the papers changed. Mr. Batchel found himself
+reading something of another kind, written
+upon paper of another form and colour.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Irish bacon to be had of Mr. Broadley,
+hop merchant in Southwark.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Rasin wine is kept at the Wine and
+Brandy vaults in Catherine Street.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;The best hones at Mr. Forsters in Little
+Britain.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>There followed a recipe for a &ldquo;rhumatic
+mixture,&rdquo; a way of making a polish for
+mahogany, and other such matters. They
+were evidently the papers of the butler.</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Batchel removed them one by one, as
+he had removed the others; household accounts
+followed, one or two private letters, and the
+advertisement of a lottery, and then he reached
+a closed compartment at the bottom of the
+box, occupying about half its area. The lid<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_142" id="Page_142">[142]</a></span>
+of the compartment was provided with a bone
+stud, and Mr. Batchel lifted it off and laid it
+upon the table amongst the papers. He saw
+at once what the butler had taken from his
+handkerchief. There was an open pocket-knife,
+with woeful-looking deposits upon its now rusty
+blade. There was a delicate human finger, now
+dry and yellow, and on the finger a gold ring.</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Batchel took up this latter pitiful object
+and removed the ring, even now, not quite
+easily. He allowed the finger to drop back into
+the box, which he carried away at once into
+another room. His appetite for breakfast had
+left him, and he rang the bell to have the things
+cleared away, whilst he set himself, with the
+aid of a lens, to examine the ring.</p>
+
+<p>There had been three large stones, all of
+which had been violently removed. The claws
+of their settings were, without exception, either
+bent outwards, or broken off. Within the ring
+was engraved, in graceful italic characters, the
+name <strong class="smcap">Amey Lee</strong>, and on the broader part,
+behind the place of the stones</p>
+
+<div class="centered"><div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">She doth joy double,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And halveth trouble.<br /></span>
+</div></div></div>
+
+<p>This pathetic little love token Mr. Batchel
+continued to hold in his hand as he rehearsed
+the whole story to which it afforded the clue.
+He knew that the ring had been set with such<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_143" id="Page_143">[143]</a></span>
+stones as there was no mistaking: he remembered
+only too well how their discovery had
+affected the aged vicar. But never would he
+deny himself the satisfaction of hoping that
+the old man had been spared the distress of
+learning how the ring had been removed.</p>
+
+<p>The name of Amey Lee was as familiar
+to Mr. Batchel as his own. Twice at least
+every Sunday during the past seven years had
+he read it at his feet, as he sat in the chancel,
+as well as the name of Robert Lee upon an
+adjacent slab, and he had wondered during the
+leisurely course of many a meandering hymn
+whether there was good precedent for the
+spelling of the name. He made another use
+now of his knowledge of the pavement. There
+was a row of tiles along the head of the slabs,
+and Mr. Batchel hastened to fulfil without
+delay, what he conceived to be his duty. He
+replaced the ring upon Amey Lee&rsquo;s finger and
+carried it into the church, and there, having
+raised one of the tiles with a chisel, gave it
+decent burial.</p>
+
+<p>Whether the butler ever learned that he
+had been robbed in his turn, who shall say?
+His immediate dismissal, after the funeral,
+seemed inevitable, and his oaken box was
+evidently placed by him, or by another, where
+no man heeded it. It still occupies a place<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_144" id="Page_144">[144]</a></span>
+amongst the law papers and may lie undisturbed
+for another century; and when Mr.
+Batchel put it there, without the promised
+record of events, he returned to the dining
+room, removed the Indian shade from the lamp,
+and, having put a lighted match to the edge,
+watched it slowly burn away.</p>
+
+<p>Only one thing remained. Mr. Batchel
+felt that it would give him some satisfaction
+to visit Mr. Mutcher. His address, as obtained
+from the District Miscellany of the Order of
+Gleaners, was 13, Albert Villas, Williamson
+Street, not a mile away from Stoneground.</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Mutcher, fortunately, was at home when
+Mr. Batchel called, and indeed opened the door
+with a copious apology for being without his coat.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;I hope,&rdquo; said Mr. Batchel, &ldquo;that you have
+overcome your indisposition of last Tuesday
+evening.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Don&rsquo;t mention it, your Reverence,&rdquo; said
+Mr. Mutcher, &ldquo;my wife gave me such a talking
+to when I came &rsquo;ome that I was quite ashamed
+of myself&mdash;I say ashamed of myself.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;She observed that you were unwell,&rdquo; said
+Mr. Batchel, &ldquo;I am sure; but she could hardly
+blame you for that.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>By this time the visitor had been shewn
+into the parlour, and Mrs. Mutcher had appeared
+to answer for herself.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_145" id="Page_145">[145]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;I really was ashamed, Sir,&rdquo; she said, &ldquo;to
+think of the way Mutcher was talking, and a
+clergyman&rsquo;s &rsquo;ouse too. Mutcher is not a man,
+Sir, that takes anything, not so much as a drop;
+but he is wonderful partial to cold pork, which
+never does agree with him, and never did, at
+night in partic&rsquo;lar.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;It was the cold pork, then, that made you
+unwell?&rdquo; asked Mr. Batchel.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;It was, your Reverence, and it was not,&rdquo;
+Mr. Mutcher replied, &ldquo;for internal discomfort
+there was none&mdash;I say none. But a little light-&rsquo;eaded
+it did make me, and I could &rsquo;ave
+swore, your Reverence, saving your presence,
+that I saw an elderly gentleman carry a
+box into your room and put it down on the
+sheffoneer.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;There was no one there, of course,&rdquo; observed
+Mr. Batchel.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;No!&rdquo; replied the D.P.G.M., &ldquo;there was not;
+and the discrepancy was too much for me. I
+hope you will pardon the abruptness of my
+departure.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Certainly,&rdquo; said Mr. Batchel, &ldquo;discrepancies
+are always embarrassing.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;And you will allow me one day to resume
+our discourse upon the subject of National
+Insurance,&rdquo; he added, when he shewed his
+visitor to the door.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_146" id="Page_146">[146]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;I shall not have much leisure,&rdquo; said Mr.
+Batchel, audaciously, taking all risks, &ldquo;until the
+Greek Kalends.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Oh, I don&rsquo;t mind waiting till it does end,&rdquo;
+said Mr. Mutcher, &ldquo;there is no immediate &rsquo;urry.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;It&rsquo;s rather a long time,&rdquo; remarked Mr.
+Batchel.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Pray don&rsquo;t mention it,&rdquo; answered the
+Deputy Provincial Grand Master, in his best
+manner. &ldquo;But when the time comes, perhaps
+you&rsquo;ll drop me a line.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_147" id="Page_147">[147]</a></span></p>
+
+
+<h2><a name="VIII" id="VIII"></a>VIII.<br />
+
+<span class="stl">THE PLACE OF SAFETY.</span></h2>
+
+
+<p>&ldquo;I thank my governors, teachers, spiritual
+pastors, and masters,&rdquo; said Wardle, as he lit a
+cigar after breakfast, &ldquo;that I never acquired a
+taste for that sort of thing.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>Wardle was a pragmatical and candid friend
+who paid Mr. Batchel occasional visits at
+Stoneground. He regarded antiquarian tastes
+as a form of insanity, and it annoyed him to see
+his host poring over registers, churchwardens&rsquo;
+accounts, and documents which he contemptuously
+alluded to as &ldquo;dirty papers.&rdquo; &ldquo;If
+you would throw those things away, Batchel,&rdquo;
+he used to say, &ldquo;and read the <cite>Daily Mail</cite>, you&rsquo;d
+be a better man for it.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Batchel replied only with a tolerant
+smile, and, as his friend went out of doors with
+his cigar, continued to read the document before
+him, although it was one he had read twenty
+times before. It was an inventory of church
+goods, dated the 6th year of Edward <abbr title="6">VI.</abbr>&mdash;to be
+exact, the 15th May, 1552. By a royal order
+of that year, all Church goods, saving only
+what sufficed for the barest necessities of<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_148" id="Page_148">[148]</a></span>
+Divine Service, were collected and deposited
+in safe hands, there to await further instructions.
+The instructions, which had not
+been long delayed, had consisted in a curt order
+for seizure. Everyone who cares for such
+matters, knows and laments the grievous spoliation
+of those times.</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Batchel&rsquo;s document, however, proved
+that the Churchwardens of the day were not
+incapable of self-defence. They were less
+dumb than sheep before the shearers. For,
+on the copy of the inventory of which he
+had become possessed, was written the Commissioners&rsquo;
+Report that &ldquo;at Stoneground did
+John Spayn and John Gounthropp, Churchwardens,
+declare upon their othes that two
+gilded senseres with candellstickes, old paynted
+clothes, and other implements, were contayned
+in a chest which was robbed on St. Peter&rsquo;s
+Eve before the first inventorye made.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Batchel had a shrewd suspicion, which
+the reader will not improbably share, that John
+Spayne and his colleague knew more about
+the robbery than they chose to admit. He said
+to himself again and again, that the contents of
+the chest had been carefully concealed until
+times should mend. But from the point of
+view of the Churchwardens, times had not
+mended. There was evidence that Stoneground<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_149" id="Page_149">[149]</a></span>
+had been in no mood to tolerate censers in the
+reign of Mary, and it seemed unlikely that any
+later time could have re-admitted the ancient
+ritual. On this account, Mr. Batchel had never
+ceased to believe that the contents of the chest
+lay somewhere near at hand, nor to hope that
+it might be his lot to discover it.</p>
+
+<p>Whenever there was any work of the nature
+of excavation or demolition within a hundred
+yards of the Church, Mr. Batchel was sure to
+be there. His presence was very distasteful in
+most cases, to the workmen engaged, whom
+it deprived of many intervals of leisure to which
+they were accustomed when left alone. During
+a long course of operations connected with
+the restoration of the Church, Mr. Batchel&rsquo;s
+vigilance had been of great advantage to the
+work, both in raising the standard of industry
+and in securing attention to details which the
+builders were quite prepared to overlook. It
+had, however, brought him no nearer to the
+censers and other contents of the chest, and
+when the work was completed, his hopes of
+discovery had become pitifully slender.</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Wardle, notwithstanding his general
+contempt for antiquarian pursuits, was polite
+enough to give Mr. Batchel&rsquo;s hobbies an
+occasional place in their conversation, and
+in this way was informed of the &ldquo;stolen&rdquo; goods.<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_150" id="Page_150">[150]</a></span>
+The information, however, gave him no more
+than a very languid interest.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Why can&rsquo;t you let the things alone?&rdquo; he
+said, &ldquo;what&rsquo;s the use of them?&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Batchel felt it all but impossible to
+answer a man who could say this; yet he made
+the attempt.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;The historic interest,&rdquo; he said seriously,
+&ldquo;of censers that were used down to the days
+of Edward <abbr title="6">VI.</abbr> is in itself sufficient to justify&mdash;&mdash;&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Etcetera,&rdquo; said his friend, interrupting the
+sentence which even Mr. Batchel was not sure
+of finishing to his satisfaction, &ldquo;but it takes
+so little to justify you antiquarians, with your
+axes and hammers. What can you do with it
+when you get it, if you ever do get it?&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;There are two censers,&rdquo; Mr. Batchel
+mildly observed in correction, &ldquo;and other
+things.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;All right,&rdquo; said Wardle; &ldquo;tell me about
+one of them, and leave me to do the multiplication.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>With this permission, Mr. Batchel entered
+upon a general description of such ancient
+thuribles as he knew of, and Wardle heard him
+with growing impatience.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;It seems to me,&rdquo; he burst in at length,
+&ldquo;that what you are making all this pother
+about is a sort of silver cruet-stand, which was<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_151" id="Page_151">[151]</a></span>
+thin metal to begin with, and cleaned down
+to the thickness of egg-shell before the Commissioners
+heard of it. At this moment, if it
+exists, it is a handful of black scrap. If
+you found it, I wouldn&rsquo;t give a shilling for it;
+and if I would, it isn&rsquo;t yours to sell. Why can&rsquo;t
+you let the things alone?&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;But the interest of it,&rdquo; said Mr. Batchel,
+&ldquo;is what attracts me.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;It&rsquo;s a pity you can&rsquo;t take an interest in
+something less uninteresting,&rdquo; said Wardle,
+petulantly; &ldquo;but let me tell you what I think
+about your censers and all the rest of it. Your
+Churchwardens lied about them, but that&rsquo;s all
+right; I&rsquo;d have done the same myself. If their
+things couldn&rsquo;t be used, they were not going to
+have them abused, so they put them safely out
+of the way, your&rsquo;s and everybody&rsquo;s else.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;I was not proposing to abuse them,&rdquo; interrupted
+Mr. Batchel.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Were you proposing to use them?&rdquo;
+rejoined Wardle. &ldquo;It&rsquo;s one thing or the other,
+to my mind. There are people who dig out
+Bishops and steal their rings to put in glass
+cases, but I don&rsquo;t know how they square the
+police; and it&rsquo;s the same sort of thing you seem
+to be up to. Let the things alone. You&rsquo;re a
+Prayer Book man, and just the sort the Churchwardens
+couldn&rsquo;t stomach. You talk fast<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_152" id="Page_152">[152]</a></span>
+enough at the Dissenters because they want to
+collar your property now. Why can&rsquo;t you do as
+you would be done by?&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Batchel thought it useless to say any
+more to a man in so unsympathetic an attitude,
+or to enter upon any defence of the antiquarian
+researches to which his friend had so crudely
+referred. He did not much like, however, to be
+anticipated in a theory of the &ldquo;robbery&rdquo; which
+he felt to be reasonable and probable. He had
+hoped to propound the same theory himself, and
+to receive a suitable compliment upon his
+penetration. He began, therefore, somewhat
+irritably, to make the most of conjectures
+which, at various times, had occurred to him.
+&ldquo;Men of that sort,&rdquo; he said, &ldquo;would have disposed
+of the censers to some one who could go on
+using them, and in that case they are not here
+at all.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Men of that sort,&rdquo; answered Wardle, &ldquo;are
+as careful of their skins as men of any other
+sort, and besides that, your Stoneground men
+have a very good notion of sticking to what they
+have got. The things are here, I daresay, if
+they are anywhere; but they are not yours, and
+you have no business to meddle with them. If
+you would spend your time in something else
+than poking about after other people&rsquo;s things,
+you&rsquo;d get better value for it.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_153" id="Page_153">[153]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>This brief conversation, in which Mr.
+Batchel had scarcely been allowed the part to
+which he felt entitled, was in one respect
+satisfactory. It supported his belief that the
+censers lay somewhere within reach. In other
+respects, however, the attitude of Wardle was
+intolerable. He was evidently out of all
+sympathy with the quest upon which Mr.
+Batchel was set, and, for their different reasons,
+each was glad to drop the subject.</p>
+
+<p>During the next two or three days, the
+matter of the censers was not referred to, if only
+for lack of opportunity. Wardle was a kind of
+visitor for whom there was always a welcome at
+Stoneground, and the welcome was in his case
+no less cordial on account of his brutal frankness
+of expression, which, on the whole, his host
+enjoyed. His pungent criticisms of other men
+were vastly entertaining to Mr. Batchel, who
+was not so unreasonable as to feel aggrieved at
+an occasional attack upon himself.</p>
+
+<p>A guest of this unceremonious sort makes
+but small demands upon his host. Mr. Wardle
+used to occupy himself contentedly and unobtrusively
+in the house or in the garden whilst his
+host followed his usual avocations. The two men
+met at meals, and liked each other none the less
+because they were apart at most other times. A
+great part of Mr. Wardle&rsquo;s day was passed in the<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_154" id="Page_154">[154]</a></span>
+company of the gardener, to whose talk his own
+master was but an indifferent listener. The
+visitor and the gardener were both lovers of the
+soil, and taught each other a great deal as they
+worked side by side. Mr. Wardle found that
+sort of exercise wholesome, and, as the gardener
+expressed it, &ldquo;was not frit to take his coat off.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>The gardening operations at this time of
+year were such as Mr. Wardle liked. The
+over-crowded shrubberies were being thinned,
+and a score or so of young shrubs had to be
+moved into better quarters. Upon a certain
+morning, when Mr. Batchel was occupied in his
+study, some aucubas were being transplanted
+into a strip of ground in front of the house, and
+Wardle had undertaken the task of digging
+holes to receive them. It was this task that he
+suddenly interrupted in order to burst in upon
+his host in what seemed to the latter a repulsive
+state of dirt and perspiration.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Talk of discoveries,&rdquo; he cried, &ldquo;come and
+see what I&rsquo;ve found.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Not the censers, I suppose,&rdquo; said Mr.
+Batchel.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Censers be hanged,&rdquo; said Wardle, &ldquo;come
+and look.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Batchel laid down his pen, with a sigh,
+and followed Wardle to the front of the house.
+His guest had made three large holes, each<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_155" id="Page_155">[155]</a></span>
+about two feet square, and drawing Mr. Batchel
+to the nearest of them, said &ldquo;Look there.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Batchel looked. He saw nothing, and
+said so.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Nothing?&rdquo; exclaimed Wardle with impatience.
+&ldquo;You see the bottom of the hole, I
+suppose?&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>This Mr. Batchel admitted.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Then,&rdquo; said Wardle, &ldquo;kindly look and see
+whether you cannot see something else.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;There is apparently a cylindrical object
+lying across the angle of your excavation,&rdquo; said
+Mr. Batchel.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;That,&rdquo; replied his guest, &ldquo;is what you are
+pleased to call nothing. Let me inform you
+that the cylindrical object is a piece of thick
+lead pipe, and that the pipe runs along the
+whole front of your house.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Gas-pipe, no doubt,&rdquo; said Mr. Batchel.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Is there any gas within a mile of this
+place?&rdquo; asked Wardle.</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Batchel admitted that there was not,
+and felt that he had made a needlessly foolish
+suggestion. He felt safer in the amended
+suggestion that the object was a water-pipe.</p>
+
+<p>An ironical cross-examination by Mr.
+Wardle disposed of the amended suggestion as
+completely as he had disposed of the other, and
+his host began to grow restive. &ldquo;If this sort of<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_156" id="Page_156">[156]</a></span>
+discovery pleases you,&rdquo; he said testily, &ldquo;I will
+not grudge you your pleasure, but, to quote
+your own words, why can&rsquo;t you let it alone?&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Have you any idea,&rdquo; said Mr. Wardle, &ldquo;of
+the value of this length of piping, at the present
+price of lead?&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>Even Mr. Wardle could hardly have suspected
+his host of knowing anything so preposterous
+as the price of lead, but he felt himself
+ill-used when Mr. Batchel disclaimed any
+interest in the matter, and returned to his
+study.</p>
+
+<p>Wardle had a commercial mind, which
+elsewhere was the means of securing him a
+very satisfactory income, and on this account,
+his host, as he resumed his work indoors, excused
+what he regarded as a needless interruption.</p>
+
+<p>He little suspected that his friend&rsquo;s commercial
+mind was to do him the great service of
+putting him in possession of the censers, and
+then to do him a disservice even greater.</p>
+
+<p>Had any such connexion so much as
+suggested itself, Mr. Batchel would more
+willingly have answered to the summons which
+came an hour later, when the gardener appeared
+at the window of the study, evidently bursting
+with information. When he had succeeded in
+attracting his master&rsquo;s attention, and drawn
+him away from his desk, it was to say that the<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_157" id="Page_157">[157]</a></span>
+whole length of pipe had been uncovered, and
+found to issue from a well on the south side
+of the house.</p>
+
+<p>The discovery was at least unexpected, and
+Mr. Batchel went out, even if somewhat grudgingly,
+to look at the place. He came upon the
+well, close by the window of his dining-room.
+It had been covered by a stone slab, now partially
+removed. The narrow trench which Wardle
+and the gardener had made in order to expose
+the pipe, extended eastwards to the corner of
+the house, and thence along the whole length of
+the front, probably to serve a pump on the
+north side, where lay the yard and stables. The
+pipe itself, Mr. Wardle&rsquo;s prize, had been withdrawn,
+and there remained only a rusted chain
+which passed from some anchorage beneath the
+soil, over the lip of the well. Mr. Batchel
+inferred that it had carried, and perhaps carried
+still, the bucket of former times, and stooped
+down to see whether he could draw it up. He
+heard, far below, the light splash of the soil
+disturbed by his hands; but before he could
+grasp the chain, he felt himself seized by the
+waist and held back.</p>
+
+<p>The exaggerated attentions of his gardener
+had often annoyed Mr. Batchel. He was not
+allowed even to climb a short ladder without
+having to submit to absurd precautions for his<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_158" id="Page_158">[158]</a></span>
+safety, and he would have been much better
+pleased to have more respect paid to his intelligence,
+and less to his person. In the present
+instance, the precaution seemed so unnecessary
+that he turned about angrily to protest, both
+against the interference with his movements,
+and the unseemly force used.</p>
+
+<p>It was at this point that he made a disquieting
+discovery. He was standing quite alone.
+The gardener and Mr. Wardle were both on
+the north side of the house, dealing with the
+only thing they cared about&mdash;the lead pipe.
+Mr. Batchel made no further attempt to move
+the chain; he was, in fact, in some bodily
+fear, and he returned to his study by the
+way he had come, in a disordered condition of
+mind.</p>
+
+<p>Half an hour later, when the gong sounded
+for luncheon, he was slowly making his
+way into the dining-room, when he encountered
+his guest running downstairs from his room,
+in great spirits. &ldquo;A trifle over two hundredweight!&rdquo;
+he exclaimed, as he reached the
+foot of the staircase, and seemed disappointed
+that Mr. Batchel did not immediately shake
+hands with him upon so fine a result of the
+morning&rsquo;s work. Mr. Batchel, needless to say,
+was occupied with other recollections.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;I suppose it is unnecessary to ask,&rdquo; said<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_159" id="Page_159">[159]</a></span>
+he to his guest as he proceeded to carve a
+chicken, &ldquo;whether you believe in ghosts?&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;I do not,&rdquo; said Wardle promptly, &ldquo;why
+should I?&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Why not?&rdquo; asked Mr. Batchel.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Because I&rsquo;ve had the advantage of a
+commercial education,&rdquo; was the reply, &ldquo;instead
+of learning dead languages and soaking my mind
+in heathen fables.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Batchel winced at this disrespectful
+allusion to the University education of which
+he was justly proud. He wanted an opinion,
+however, and the conversation had to go on.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Your commercial education,&rdquo; he continued,
+&ldquo;allows you, I daresay, to know what is meant
+by a hypothetical case.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Make it one,&rdquo; said Wardle.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Assuming a ghost, then, would it be
+capable of exerting force upon a material body?&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Whose?&rdquo; asked Wardle.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;If you insist upon making it a personal
+matter,&rdquo; replied Mr. Batchel, &ldquo;let us say mine.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Let me have the particulars.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>In reply to this, Mr. Batchel related his
+experience at the well.</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Wardle merely said &ldquo;Pass the salt, I
+need it.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>Undeterred by the scepticism of his friend,
+Mr. Batchel pressed the point, and upon that,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_160" id="Page_160">[160]</a></span>
+Mr. Wardle closed the conversation by observing
+that since, by hypothesis, ghosts could clank
+chains, and ring bells, he was bound to suppose
+them capable of doing any silly thing they chose.
+&ldquo;A month in the City, Batchel,&rdquo; he gravely
+added, &ldquo;would do you a world of good.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>As soon as the meal was over, Mr. Wardle
+went back to his gardening, whilst his host
+betook himself to occupations more suited to
+his tranquil habits. The two did not meet again
+until dinner; and during that meal, and after it,
+the conversation turned wholly upon politics,
+Mr. Wardle being congenially occupied until
+bed-time in demonstrating that the politics of
+his host had been obsolete for three-quarters of a
+century. His outdoor exercise, followed by an
+excellent dinner, had disposed him to retire
+early; he rose from his chair soon after ten.
+&ldquo;There is one thing,&rdquo; he pleasantly remarked to
+his host, &ldquo;that I am bound to say in favour of
+a University education; it has given you a fine
+taste in victuals.&rdquo; With this compliment, he
+said &ldquo;good-night,&rdquo; and went up to bed.</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Batchel himself, as the reader knows,
+kept later hours. There were few nights upon
+which he omitted to take his walk round the
+garden when the world had grown quiet, even
+in unfavourable weather. It was far from
+favourable upon the present occasion; there<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_161" id="Page_161">[161]</a></span>
+was but little moon, and a light rain was falling.
+He determined, however, to take at least one
+turn round, and calling his terrier Punch from
+the kitchen, where he lay in his basket, Mr.
+Batchel went out, with the dog at his heel.
+He carried, as his custom was, a little electric
+lamp, by whose aid he liked to peep into birds&rsquo;
+nests, and make raids upon slugs and other pests.</p>
+
+<p>They had hardly set out upon their walk
+when Punch began to show signs of uneasiness.
+Instead of running to and fro, with his nose to
+the ground, as he ordinarily did, the terrier
+remained whining in the rear. Shortly, they
+came upon a hedgehog lying coiled up in the
+path; it was a find which the dog was wont to
+regard as a rare piece of luck, and to assail with
+delirious enjoyment. Now, for some reason,
+Punch refused to notice it, and, when it was
+illuminated for his especial benefit, turned his
+back upon it and looked up, in a dejected
+attitude, at his master. The behaviour of the
+dog was altogether unnatural, and Mr. Batchel
+occupied himself, as they passed on, in trying to
+account for it, with the animal still whining at
+his heel. They soon reached the head of the
+little path which descended to the Lode, and
+there Mr. Batchel found a much harder problem
+awaiting him, for at the other end of the path
+he distinctly saw the outline of a boat.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_162" id="Page_162">[162]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>There had been no boat on the Lode for
+twenty years. Just so long ago the drainage
+of the district had required that the main
+sewer should cross the stream at a point some
+hundred yards below the Vicar&rsquo;s boundary fence.
+There, ever since, a great pipe three feet in
+diameter had obstructed the passage. It lay
+just at the level of the water, and effectually
+closed it to all traffic. Mr. Batchel knew that
+no boat could pass the place, and that none
+survived in the parts above it. Yet here was a
+boat drawn up at the edge of his garden. He
+looked at it intently for a minute or so, and had
+no difficulty in making out the form of such
+a boat as was in common use all over the Fen
+country&mdash;a wide flat-bottomed boat, lying low
+in the water. The &ldquo;sprit&rdquo; used for punting it
+along lay projecting over the stern. There was
+no accounting for such a boat being there: Mr.
+Batchel did not understand how it possibly
+could be there, and for a while was disposed to
+doubt whether it actually was. The great
+drain-pipe was so perfect a defence against
+intrusion of the kind that no boat had ever
+passed it. The Lode, when its water was low
+enough to let a boat go under the pipe, was not
+deep enough to float it, or wide enough to
+contain it. Upon this occasion the water was
+high, and the pipe half submerged, forming an<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_163" id="Page_163">[163]</a></span>
+insuperable obstacle. Yet there lay, unmistakeably,
+a boat, within ten yards of the place
+where Mr. Batchel stood trying to account
+for it.</p>
+
+<p>These ten yards, unfortunately, were impassable.
+The slope down to the water&rsquo;s edge
+had to be warily trodden even in dry weather.
+It was steep and treacherous. After rain it
+afforded no foothold whatever, and to attempt
+a descent in the darkness would have been to
+court disaster. After examining the boat again,
+therefore, by the light of his little lamp, Mr.
+Batchel proceeded upon his walk, leaving the
+matter to be investigated by daylight.</p>
+
+<p>The events of this memorable night, however,
+were but beginning. As he turned from
+the boat his eye was caught by a white streak
+upon the ground before him, which extended
+itself into the darkness and disappeared. It
+was Punch, in veritable panic, making for home,
+across flower-beds and other places he well
+knew to be out of bounds. The whistle he had
+been trained to obey had no effect upon his
+flight; he made a lightning dash for the house.
+Mr. Batchel could not help regretting that
+Wardle was not there to see. His friend held
+the coursing powers of Punch in great contempt,
+and was wont to criticise the dog in sporting
+jargon, whose terms lay beyond the limits of<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_164" id="Page_164">[164]</a></span>
+Mr. Batchel&rsquo;s vocabulary, but whose general
+drift was as obvious as it was irritating. The
+present performance, nevertheless, was so exceptional
+that it soon began to connect itself
+in Mr. Batchel&rsquo;s mind with the unnatural
+conduct to which we have already alluded. It
+was somehow proving to be an uncomfortable
+night, and as Mr. Batchel felt the rain increasing
+to a steady drizzle he decided to abandon
+his walk and to return to the house by the way
+he had come.</p>
+
+<p>He had already passed some little distance
+beyond the little path which descended to the
+Lode. The main path by which he had come
+was of course behind him, until he turned
+about to retrace his steps.</p>
+
+<p>It was at the moment of turning that he had
+ocular demonstration of the fact that the boat
+had brought passengers. Not twenty yards in
+front of him, making their way to the water,
+were two men carrying some kind of burden.
+They had reached an open space in the path,
+and their forms were quite distinct: they were
+unusually tall men; one of them was gigantic.
+Mr. Batchel had little doubt of their being
+garden thieves. Burglars, if there had been
+anything in the house to attract them,
+could have found much easier ways of removing
+it.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_165" id="Page_165">[165]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>No man, even if deficient in physical
+courage, can see his property carried away
+before his eyes and make no effort to detain
+it. Mr. Batchel was annoyed at the desertion
+of his terrier, who might at least have
+embarrassed the thieves&rsquo; retreat; meanwhile
+he called loudly upon the men to stand, and
+turned upon them the feeble light of his lamp.
+In so doing he threw a new light not only
+upon the trespassers, but upon the whole
+transaction. No response was made to his
+challenge, but the men turned away their faces
+as if to avoid recognition, and Mr. Batchel saw
+that the nearest of them, a burly, square-headed
+man in a cassock, was wearing the
+tonsure. He described it as looking, in the dim,
+steely light of the lamp, like a crown-piece on
+a door-mat. Both the men, when they found
+themselves intercepted, hastened to deposit
+their burden upon the ground, and made for
+the boat. The burden fell upon the ground
+with a thud, but the bearers made no sound.
+They skimmed down to the Lode without seeming
+to tread, entered the boat in perfect silence,
+and shoved it off without sound or splash. It
+has already been explained that Mr. Batchel
+was unable to descend to the water&rsquo;s edge. He
+ran, however, to a point of the garden which
+the boat must inevitably pass, and reached it<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_166" id="Page_166">[166]</a></span>
+just in time. The boat was moving swiftly
+away, and still in perfect silence. The beams
+of the pocket-lamp just sufficed to reach it, and
+afforded a parting glimpse of the tonsured
+giant as he gave a long shove with the sprit,
+and carried the boat out of sight. It shot
+towards the drain-pipe, then not forty yards
+ahead, but the men were travelling as men
+who knew their way to be clear.</p>
+
+<p>It was by this time evident, of course, that
+these were no garden-thieves. The aspect of
+the men, and the manner of their disappearance,
+had given a new complexion to the adventure.
+Mr. Batchel&rsquo;s heart was in his mouth, but his
+mind was back in the 16th century; and having
+stood still for some minutes in order to regain
+his composure, he returned to the path, with a
+view of finding out what the men had left
+behind.</p>
+
+<p>The burden lay in the middle of the path,
+and the lamp was once more brought into
+requisition. It revealed a wooden box, covered
+in most parts with moss, and all glistening with
+moisture. The wood was so far decayed that
+Mr. Batchel had hopes of forcing open the box
+with his hands; so wet and slimy was it,
+however, that he could obtain no hold, and he
+hastened to the house to procure some kind of
+tool. Near to the cupboard in which such<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_167" id="Page_167">[167]</a></span>
+things were kept was the sleeping-basket of the
+dog, who was closely curled inside it, and
+shivering violently. His master made an
+attempt to take him back into the garden; it
+would be useful, he thought, to have warning in
+case the boat should return. The prospect of
+being surprised by these large, noiseless men
+was not one to be regarded with comfort.
+Punch, however, who was usually so eager for
+an excursion, was now in such distress at being
+summoned that his master felt it cruel to
+persist. Having found a chisel, therefore, he
+returned to the garden alone. The box lay
+undisturbed where he had left it, and in two
+minutes was standing open.</p>
+
+<p>The reader will hardly need to be told what
+it contained. At the bottom lay some heavy
+articles which Mr. Batchel did not disturb. He
+saw the bases of two candlesticks. He had tried
+to lift the box, as it lay, by means of a chain
+passing through two handles in the sides, but
+had found it too heavy. It was by this chain
+that the men had been carrying it. The heavier
+articles, therefore, he determined to leave where
+they were until morning. His interest in them
+was small compared with that which the other
+contents of the box had excited, for on the top
+of these articles was folded &ldquo;a paynted cloth,&rdquo;
+and upon this lay the two gilded censers.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_168" id="Page_168">[168]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>It was the discovery Mr. Batchel had
+dreamed of for years. His excitement hardly
+allowed him to think of the strange manner in
+which it had been made. He glanced nervously
+around him to see whether there might be any
+sign of the occupants of the boat, and, seeing
+nothing, he placed his broad-brimmed hat upon
+the ground, carefully laid in it the two censers,
+closed the box again, and carried his treasure
+delicately into the house. The occurrences of
+the last hour have not occupied long in the
+telling; they occupied much longer in the
+happening. It was now past midnight, and Mr.
+Batchel, after making fast the house, went at
+once upstairs, carrying with him the hat and its
+precious contents, just as he had brought it
+from the garden. The censers were not exactly
+&ldquo;black-scrap,&rdquo; as Mr. Wardle had anticipated, or
+pretended to anticipate, but they were much
+discoloured, and very fragile. He spread a clean
+handkerchief upon the chest of drawers in his
+bedroom, and, removing the vessels with the
+utmost care, laid them upon it. Then after
+spending some minutes in admiration of their
+singularly beautiful form and workmanship, he
+could not deny himself the pleasure of calling
+Wardle to look.</p>
+
+<p>The guest-room was close at hand. Mr.
+Wardle, having been already disturbed by the<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_169" id="Page_169">[169]</a></span>
+locking up of the house, was fully awakened by
+the entrance of his host into the room with a
+candle in his hand. The look of excitement on
+Mr. Batchel&rsquo;s face could not escape the observation
+even of a man still yawning, and Mr.
+Wardle at once exclaimed &ldquo;What&rsquo;s up?&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;I have got them,&rdquo; said Mr. Batchel, in a
+hushed voice.</p>
+
+<p>His guest, who had forgotten all about the
+censers, began by interpreting &ldquo;them&rdquo; to mean
+a nervous disorder that is plural by nature, and
+so was full of sympathy and counsel. When,
+however, his host had made him understand the
+facts, he became merely impatient.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Won&rsquo;t you come and look?&rdquo; said Mr.
+Batchel.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Not I,&rdquo; said Wardle, &ldquo;I shall do where I
+am.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;They are in excellent preservation,&rdquo; said
+Mr. Batchel.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Then they will keep till morning,&rdquo; was the
+answer.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;But just come and tell me what you think
+of them,&rdquo; said Mr. Batchel, making a last
+attempt.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;I could tell you what I think of them,&rdquo;
+answered Wardle, &ldquo;without leaving my bed,
+which I have no intention of leaving; but I have
+to leave Stoneground to-morrow, and I don&rsquo;t<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_170" id="Page_170">[170]</a></span>
+want to hurt your feelings, so &lsquo;Good-night.&rsquo;&rdquo;
+Upon this, he turned over in bed and gave a
+loud snore, which Mr. Batchel accepted as a
+manifesto. He has never ceased to regret that
+he did not compel his guest to see the censers,
+but he did not then foresee the sore need he
+would have of a witness. He answered his
+friend&rsquo;s good-night, and returned to his own
+room. Once more he admired the two censers
+as their graceful outlines stood out, sharp and
+clear, against the white handkerchief, and having
+done this, he was soon in bed and asleep.
+To the men in the boat he had not given
+another thought, since he became possessed of
+the box they had left behind; of the other
+contents of the box he had thought as little,
+since he had secured the chief treasures of
+which he had been so long in search.</p>
+
+<p>Now, Mr. Wardle, when he arose in the
+morning, felt somewhat ashamed of his surliness
+of the preceding night. His repudiation of all
+interest in the censers had not been quite
+sincere, for beneath his affectation of unconcern
+there lay a genuine curiosity about his friend&rsquo;s
+discovery. Before he had finished dressing,
+therefore, he crossed over into Mr. Batchel&rsquo;s
+room. The censers, to his surprise, were nowhere
+to be seen. His host, less to his surprise,
+was still fast asleep. Mr. Wardle opened the<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_171" id="Page_171">[171]</a></span>
+drawers, one by one, in search of the censers,
+but the drawers proved to be all quite full
+of clothing. He looked with no more success
+into every other place where they might have
+been bestowed. His mind was always ready
+with a grotesque idea, &ldquo;Blest if he hasn&rsquo;t
+taken them to bed with him,&rdquo; he said aloud,
+and at the sound of his voice Mr. Batchel
+awoke.</p>
+
+<p>His eyes, as soon as they were open, turned
+to the chest of drawers; and what he saw there,
+or rather, what he failed to see, caused him,
+without more ado, to leap out of bed.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;What have you done with them?&rdquo; he cried
+out.</p>
+
+<p>The serious alarm of Mr. Batchel was so
+evident as to check the facetious reply which
+Wardle was about to frame. He contented
+himself with saying that he had not touched or
+seen the things.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Where are they?&rdquo; again cried Mr. Batchel,
+ignoring the disclaimer. &ldquo;You ought not to
+have touched them, they will not bear handling.
+Where are they?&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Wardle turned away in disgust. &ldquo;I
+expect,&rdquo; he said, &ldquo;they&rsquo;re where they&rsquo;ve been
+this three hundred and fifty years.&rdquo; Upon that
+he returned to his room, and went on with his
+dressing.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_172" id="Page_172">[172]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>Mr. Batchel immediately followed him, and
+looked eagerly round the room. He proceeded
+to open drawers, and to search, in a frenzied
+manner, in every possible, and in many an
+impossible, place of concealment. His distress
+was so patent that his friend soon ceased to
+trifle with it. By a few minutes serious conversation
+he made it clear that there had been
+no practical joking, and Mr. Batchel returned to
+his room in tears. &ldquo;Look here, Batchel,&rdquo; said
+Mr. Wardle as he left, &ldquo;you want a holiday.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>Within a few minutes Mr. Batchel returned
+fully dressed. &ldquo;You seem to think, Wardle,&rdquo; he
+said, &ldquo;that I have been dreaming about these
+censers. Come out into the garden and let me
+shew you the box and the other things.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>Mr. Wardle was quite willing to assent to
+anything, if only out of pity, and the two went
+together into the garden, Mr. Batchel leading
+the way. Going at a great pace, they soon came
+to the path upon which the box had lain. The
+marks it had left upon the soft gravel were
+plain enough, and Mr. Batchel eagerly appealed
+to his friend to notice them. Of the box and
+its contents, however, there was no other trace.
+The whole adventure was described&mdash;the strange
+behaviour and subsequent flight of the terrier&mdash;the
+men with averted faces&mdash;the boat&mdash;and
+the opening of the box. Mr. Batchel tried to<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_173" id="Page_173">[173]</a></span>
+shake the obvious incredulity of his guest by
+pointing to the chisel which still lay beside
+the path. Mr. Wardle only replied, &ldquo;You want
+a holiday, Batchel! Let&rsquo;s go in to breakfast.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>Breakfast on that morning was not the
+cheerful meal it was wont to be. During the few
+minutes of waiting for it Mr. Batchel stood
+at the window of his dining-room looking out
+upon the site of the well which the gardener
+had now covered in. He rehearsed the whole
+of the adventure from first to last, wondering
+whether the new place of safety would ever
+be discovered. But he said no more to his
+guest; his heart was too full.</p>
+
+<p>The two breakfasted almost in silence,
+and the meal was scarcely over when the cab
+arrived to take Mr. Wardle to his train. Mr.
+Batchel bade him farewell, and saw him depart
+with genuine regret; he was returning sadly
+into the house when he heard his name called.
+It was Wardle, leaning out of the window of his
+cab as it drove away, and waving his hand,
+&ldquo;Batchel,&rdquo; he cried again, &ldquo;mind you take a
+holiday.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_174" id="Page_174">[174]</a><br /><a name="Page_175" id="Page_175">[175]</a></span></p>
+
+
+<h2><a name="IX" id="IX"></a>IX.<br />
+
+<span class="stl">THE KIRK SPOOK.</span></h2>
+
+
+<p>Before many years have passed it will be
+hard to find a person who has ever seen a Parish
+Clerk. The Parish Clerk is all but extinct. Our
+grandfathers knew him well&mdash;an oldish, clean-shaven
+man, who looked as if he had never been
+young, who dressed in rusty black, bestowed
+upon him, as often as not, by the Rector, and
+who usually wore a white tie on Sundays, out of
+respect for the seriousness of his office. He it
+was who laid out the Rector&rsquo;s robes, and helped
+him to put them on; who found the places in
+the large Bible and Prayer Book, and indicated
+them by means of decorous silken bookmarkers;
+who lighted and snuffed the candles
+in the pulpit and desk, and attended to the little
+stove in the squire&rsquo;s pew; who ran busily about,
+in short, during the quarter-hour which preceded
+Divine Service, doing a hundred little things,
+with all the activity, and much of the appearance,
+of a beetle.</p>
+
+<p>Just such a one was Caleb Dean, who was
+Clerk of Stoneground in the days of William IV.
+Small in stature, he possessed a voice which<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_176" id="Page_176">[176]</a></span>
+Nature seemed to have meant for a giant, and in
+the discharge of his duties he had a dignity of
+manner disproportionate even to his voice. No
+one was afraid to sing when he led the Psalm, so
+certain was it that no other voice could be
+noticed, and the gracious condescension with
+which he received his meagre fees would have been
+ample acknowledgment of double their amount.</p>
+
+<p>Man, however, cannot live by dignity alone,
+and Caleb was glad enough to be sexton as well
+as clerk, and to undertake any other duties by
+which he might add to his modest income. He
+kept the Churchyard tidy, trimmed the lamps,
+chimed the bells, taught the choir their simple
+tunes, turned the barrel of the organ, and
+managed the stoves.</p>
+
+<p>It was this last duty in particular, which
+took him into Church &ldquo;last thing,&rdquo; as he used
+to call it, on Saturday night. There were people
+in those days, and may be some in these, whom
+nothing would induce to enter a Church at midnight;
+Caleb, however, was so much at home
+there that all hours were alike to him. He was
+never an early man on Saturdays. His wife,
+who insisted upon sitting up for him, would
+often knit her way into Sunday before he
+appeared, and even then would find it hard to
+get him to bed. Caleb, in fact, when off duty,
+was a genial little fellow; he had many friends,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_177" id="Page_177">[177]</a></span>
+and on Saturday evenings he knew where to
+find them.</p>
+
+<p>It was not, therefore, until the evening was
+spent that he went to make up his fires; and his
+voice, which served for other singing than that
+of Psalms, could usually be heard, within a little
+of midnight, beguiling the way to Church with
+snatches of convivial songs. Many a belated
+traveller, homeward bound, would envy him his
+spirits, but no one envied him his duties. Even
+such as walked with him to the neighbourhood
+of the Churchyard would bid him &ldquo;Good night&rdquo;
+whilst still a long way from the gate. They
+would see him disappear into the gloom
+amongst the graves, and shudder as they
+turned homewards.</p>
+
+<p>Caleb, meanwhile, was perfectly content.
+He knew every stone in the path; long practice
+enabled him, even on the darkest night, to
+thrust his huge key into the lock at the first
+attempt, and on the night we are about to
+describe&mdash;it had come to Mr. Batchel from an
+old man who heard it from Caleb&rsquo;s lips&mdash;he
+did it with a feeling of unusual cheerfulness
+and contentment.</p>
+
+<p>Caleb always locked himself in. A prank
+had once been played upon him, which had
+greatly wounded his dignity; and though it had
+been no midnight prank, he had taken care, ever<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_178" id="Page_178">[178]</a></span>
+since, to have the Church to himself. He locked
+the door, therefore, as usual, on the night we
+speak of, and made his way to the stove. He
+used no candle. He opened the little iron door
+of the stove, and obtained sufficient light to
+shew him the fuel he had laid in readiness; then,
+when he had made up his fire, he closed this
+door again, and left the Church in darkness. He
+never could say what induced him upon this
+occasion to remain there after his task was
+done. He knew that his wife was sitting up, as
+usual, and that, as usual, he would have to hear
+what she had to say. Yet, instead of making
+his way home, he sat down in the corner of the
+nearest seat. He supposed that he must have
+felt tired, but had no distinct recollection of it.</p>
+
+<p>The Church was not absolutely dark. Caleb
+remembered that he could make out the outlines
+of the windows, and that through the window
+nearest to him he saw a few stars. After his
+eyes had grown accustomed to the gloom he
+could see the lines of the seats taking shape in
+the darkness, and he had not long sat there
+before he could dimly see everything there was.
+At last he began to distinguish where books lay
+upon the shelf in front of him. And then he
+closed his eyes. He does not admit having
+fallen asleep, even for a moment. But the seat
+was restful, the neighbouring stove was growing<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_179" id="Page_179">[179]</a></span>
+warm, he had been through a long and joyous
+evening, and it was natural that he should at
+least close his eyes.</p>
+
+<p>He insisted that it was only for a moment.
+Something, he could not say what, caused him
+to open his eyes again immediately. The
+closing of them seemed to have improved what
+may be called his dark sight. He saw everything
+in the Church quite distinctly, in a sort
+of grey light. The pulpit stood out, large and
+bulky, in front. Beyond that, he passed his eyes
+along the four windows on the north side of the
+Church. He looked again at the stars, still
+visible through the nearest window on his left
+hand as he was sitting. From that, his eyes fell
+to the further end of the seat in front of him,
+where he could even see a faint gleam of
+polished wood. He traced this gleam to the
+middle of the seat, until it disappeared in black
+shadow, and upon that his eye passed on to the
+seat he was in, and there he saw a man sitting
+beside him.</p>
+
+<p>Caleb described the man very clearly. He
+was, he said, a pale, old-fashioned looking man,
+with something very churchy about him.
+Reasoning also with great clearness, he said
+that the stranger had not come into the Church
+either with him or after him, and that therefore
+he must have been there before him. And in<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_180" id="Page_180">[180]</a></span>
+that case, seeing that the Church had been
+locked since two in the afternoon, the
+stranger must have been there for a considerable
+time.</p>
+
+<p>Caleb was puzzled; turning therefore, to
+the stranger, he asked, &ldquo;How long have you
+been here?&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>The stranger answered at once, &ldquo;Six hundred
+years.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Oh! come!&rdquo; said Caleb.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Come where?&rdquo; said the stranger.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Well, if you come to that, come out,&rdquo; said
+Caleb.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;I wish I could,&rdquo; said the stranger, and
+heaved a great sigh.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;What&rsquo;s to prevent you?&rdquo; said Caleb.
+&ldquo;There&rsquo;s the door, and here&rsquo;s the key.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;That&rsquo;s it,&rdquo; said the other.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Of course it is,&rdquo; said Caleb. &ldquo;Come
+along.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>With that he proceeded to take the
+stranger by the sleeve, and then it was that
+he says you might have knocked him down
+with a feather. His hand went right into the
+place where the sleeve seemed to be, and Caleb
+distinctly saw two of the stranger&rsquo;s buttons
+on the top of his own knuckles.</p>
+
+<p>He hastily withdrew his hand, which began
+to feel icy cold, and sat still, not knowing what<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_181" id="Page_181">[181]</a></span>
+to say next. He found that the stranger was
+gently chuckling with laughter, and this
+annoyed him.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;What are you laughing at?&rdquo; he enquired
+peevishly.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;It&rsquo;s not funny enough for two,&rdquo; answered
+the other.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Who are you, anyhow?&rdquo; said Caleb.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;I am the kirk spook,&rdquo; was the reply.</p>
+
+<p>Now Caleb had not the least notion what
+a &ldquo;kirk spook&rdquo; was. He was not willing to
+admit his ignorance, but his curiosity was too
+much for his pride, and he asked for information.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Every Church has a spook,&rdquo; said the
+stranger, &ldquo;and I am the spook of this one.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Oh,&rdquo; said Caleb, &ldquo;I&rsquo;ve been about this
+Church a many years, but I&rsquo;ve never seen you
+before.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;That,&rdquo; said the spook, &ldquo;is because you&rsquo;ve
+always been moving about. I&rsquo;m very flimsy&mdash;very
+flimsy indeed&mdash;and I can only keep myself
+together when everything is quite still.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Well,&rdquo; said Caleb, &ldquo;you&rsquo;ve got your
+chance now. What are you going to do with
+it?&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;I want to go out,&rdquo; said the spook, &ldquo;I&rsquo;m
+tired of this Church, and I&rsquo;ve been alone for six
+hundred years. It&rsquo;s a long time.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_182" id="Page_182">[182]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;It does seem rather a long time,&rdquo; said
+Caleb, &ldquo;but why don&rsquo;t you go if you want to?
+There&rsquo;s three doors.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;That&rsquo;s just it,&rdquo; said the spook, &ldquo;They keep
+me in.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;What?&rdquo; said Caleb, &ldquo;when they&rsquo;re open.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Open or shut,&rdquo; said the spook, &ldquo;it&rsquo;s all
+one.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Well, then,&rdquo; said Caleb, &ldquo;what about the
+windows?&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Every bit as bad,&rdquo; said the spook, &ldquo;They&rsquo;re
+all pointed.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>Caleb felt out of his depth. Open doors and
+windows that kept a person in&mdash;if it was a
+person&mdash;seemed to want a little understanding.
+And the flimsier the person, too, the easier it
+ought to be for him to go where he wanted.
+Also, what could it matter whether they were
+pointed or not?</p>
+
+<p>The latter question was the one which Caleb
+asked first.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Six hundred years ago,&rdquo; said the spook,
+&ldquo;all arches were made round, and when these
+pointed things came in I cursed them. I hate
+new-fangled things.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;That wouldn&rsquo;t hurt them much,&rdquo; said
+Caleb.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;I said I would never go under one of
+them,&rdquo; said the spook.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_183" id="Page_183">[183]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;That would matter more to you than to
+them,&rdquo; said Caleb.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;It does,&rdquo; said the spook, with another great
+sigh.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;But you could easily change your mind,&rdquo;
+said Caleb.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;I was tied to it,&rdquo; said the spook, &ldquo;I was
+told that I never more should go under one
+of them, whether I would or not.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Some people will tell you anything,&rdquo;
+answered Caleb.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;It was a Bishop,&rdquo; explained the spook.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Ah!&rdquo; said Caleb, &ldquo;that&rsquo;s different, of
+course.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>The spook told Caleb how often he had tried
+to go under the pointed arches, sometimes of
+the doors, sometimes of the windows, and how
+a stream of wind always struck him from the
+point of the arch, and drifted him back into
+the Church. He had long given up trying.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;You should have been outside,&rdquo; said Caleb,
+&ldquo;before they built the last door.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;It was my Church,&rdquo; said the spook, &ldquo;and
+I was too proud to leave.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>Caleb began to sympathise with the spook.
+He had a pride in the Church himself, and disliked
+even to hear another person say Amen
+before him. He also began to be a little jealous
+of this stranger who had been six hundred years<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_184" id="Page_184">[184]</a></span>
+in possession of the Church in which Caleb had
+believed himself, under the Vicar, to be master.
+And he began to plot.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Why do you want to get out?&rdquo; he
+asked.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;I&rsquo;m no use here,&rdquo; was the reply, &ldquo;I don&rsquo;t
+get enough to do to keep myself warm. And I
+know there are scores of Churches now without
+any kirk-spooks at all. I can hear their cheap
+little bells dinging every Sunday.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;There&rsquo;s very few bells hereabouts,&rdquo; said
+Caleb.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;There&rsquo;s no hereabouts for spooks,&rdquo; said the
+other. &ldquo;We can hear any distance you like.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;But what good are you at all?&rdquo; said Caleb.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Good!&rdquo; said the spook. &ldquo;Don&rsquo;t we secure
+proper respect for Churches, especially after
+dark? A Church would be like any other place
+if it wasn&rsquo;t for us. You must know that.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Well, then,&rdquo; said Caleb, &ldquo;you&rsquo;re no good
+here. This Church is all right. What will you
+give me to let you out?&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Can you do it?&rdquo; asked the spook.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;What will you give me?&rdquo; said Caleb.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;I&rsquo;ll say a good word for you amongst the
+spooks,&rdquo; said the other.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;What good will that do me?&rdquo; said Caleb.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;A good word never did anybody any harm
+yet,&rdquo; answered the spook.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_185" id="Page_185">[185]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Very well then, come along,&rdquo; said Caleb.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Gently then,&rdquo; said the spook; &ldquo;don&rsquo;t make
+a draught.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Not yet,&rdquo; said Caleb, and he drew the spook
+very carefully (as one takes a vessel quite full of
+water) from the seat.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;I can&rsquo;t go under pointed arches,&rdquo; cried the
+spook, as Caleb moved off.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Nobody wants you to,&rdquo; said Caleb. &ldquo;Keep
+close to me.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>He led the spook down the aisle to the angle
+of the wall where a small iron shutter covered
+an opening into the flue. It was used by the
+chimney sweep alone, but Caleb had another use
+for it now. Calling to the spook to keep close,
+he suddenly removed the shutter.</p>
+
+<p>The fires were by this time burning briskly.
+There was a strong up-draught as the shutter
+was removed. Caleb felt something rush across
+his face, and heard a cheerful laugh away up in
+the chimney. Then he knew that he was alone.
+He replaced the shutter, gave another look at
+his stoves, took the keys, and made his way
+home.</p>
+
+<p>He found his wife asleep in her chair, sat
+down and took off his boots, and awakened her
+by throwing them across the kitchen.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;I&rsquo;ve been wondering when you&rsquo;d wake,&rdquo; he
+said.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_186" id="Page_186">[186]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;What?&rdquo; she said, &ldquo;Have you been in long?&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Look at the clock,&rdquo; said Caleb. &ldquo;Half
+after twelve.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;My gracious,&rdquo; said his wife. &ldquo;Let&rsquo;s be off
+to bed.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Did you tell her about the spook?&rdquo; he was
+naturally asked.</p>
+
+<p>&ldquo;Not I,&rdquo; said Caleb. &ldquo;You know what
+she&rsquo;d say. Same as she always does of a
+Saturday night.&rdquo;</p>
+
+<p class="tb">*<span class="ast">*</span><span class="ast">*</span><span class="ast">*</span><span class="ast">*</span><span class="ast">*</span><span class="ast">*</span></p>
+
+<p>This fable Mr. Batchel related with reluctance.
+His attitude towards it was wholly
+deprecatory. Psychic phenomena, he said, lay
+outside the province of the mere humourist,
+and the levity with which they had been treated
+was largely responsible for the presumptuous
+materialism of the age.</p>
+
+<p>He said more, as he warmed to the subject,
+than can here be repeated. The reader of the
+foregoing tales, however, will be interested to
+know that Mr. Batchel&rsquo;s own attitude was one
+of humble curiosity. He refused even to guess
+why the <i lang="fr" xml:lang="fr">revenant</i> was sometimes invisible, and
+at other times partly or wholly visible; sometimes
+capable of using physical force, and at
+other times powerless. He knew that they had
+their periods, and that was all.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_187" id="Page_187">[187]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>There is room, he said, for the romancer in
+these matters; but for the humourist, none.
+Romance was the play of intelligence about
+the confines of truth. The invisible world, like
+the visible, must have its romancers, its
+explorers, and its interpreters; but the time
+of the last was not yet come.</p>
+
+<p>Criticism, he observed in conclusion, was
+wholesome and necessary. But of the idle and
+mischievous remarks which were wont to pose
+as criticism, he held none in so much contempt
+as the cheap and irrational <strong class="smcap">Pooh-Pooh</strong>.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_188" id="Page_188">[188]</a></span></p>
+
+<hr class="l1" />
+
+
+<p class="end">
+PRINTED BY<br />
+W. HEFFER AND SONS LTD.<br />
+104 HILLS ROAD, CAMBRIDGE.<br />
+</p>
+
+
+<div class="tnote">
+<p class="tn">Transcriber&rsquo;s note</p>
+
+
+<p>A few punctuation errors were corrected and on page 106 &ldquo;lode&rdquo; was
+changed to &ldquo;Lode&rdquo;. Otherwise the original has been preserved, including
+inconsistent hyphenation.</p>
+</div>
+
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+The Project Gutenberg EBook of The Stoneground Ghost Tales, by E. G. Swain
+
+This eBook is for the use of anyone anywhere at no cost and with
+almost no restrictions whatsoever. You may copy it, give it away or
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+
+Title: The Stoneground Ghost Tales
+ Compiled from the recollections of the reverend Roland
+ Batchel, the vicar of the parish.
+
+Author: E. G. Swain
+
+Release Date: January 4, 2014 [EBook #44581]
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+*** START OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK THE STONEGROUND GHOST TALES ***
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+ [Illustration]
+
+ LONDON:
+ SIMPKIN, MARSHALL AND CO., LTD.
+
+
+
+
+ THE STONEGROUND
+ GHOST TALES
+
+ COMPILED FROM THE RECOLLECTIONS OF
+ THE REVEREND ROLAND BATCHEL,
+ VICAR OF THE PARISH.
+
+ BY
+
+ E. G. SWAIN
+
+ CAMBRIDGE:
+ W. HEFFER & SONS LTD.
+ 1912
+
+
+
+
+ TO
+
+ MONTAGUE RHODES JAMES
+
+ (LITT.D., HON. LITT.D. DUBLIN,
+ HON. LL.D. ST. ANDR., F.B.A., F.S.A., ETC.)
+ PROVOST OF KING'S COLLEGE, CAMBRIDGE,
+ FOR TWENTY PLEASANT YEARS MR. BATCHEL'S FRIEND,
+ AND THE INDULGENT PARENT OF SUCH TASTES
+ AS THESE PAGES INDICATE.
+
+
+
+
+CONTENTS
+
+
+ PAGE
+ I.--THE MAN WITH THE ROLLER 1
+
+ II.--BONE TO HIS BONE 19
+
+ III.--THE RICHPINS 35
+
+ IV.--THE EASTERN WINDOW 63
+
+ V.--LUBRIETTA 83
+
+ VI.--THE ROCKERY 103
+
+ VII.--THE INDIAN LAMP SHADE 123
+
+ VIII.--THE PLACE OF SAFETY 147
+
+ IX.--THE KIRK SPOOK 175
+
+
+
+
+I.
+
+THE MAN WITH THE ROLLER.
+
+
+On the edge of that vast tract of East Anglia, which retains its
+ancient name of the Fens, there may be found, by those who know where
+to seek it, a certain village called Stoneground. It was once a
+picturesque village. To-day it is not to be called either a village,
+or picturesque. Man dwells not in one "house of clay," but in two, and
+the material of the second is drawn from the earth upon which this and
+the neighbouring villages stood. The unlovely signs of the industry
+have changed the place alike in aspect and in population. Many who have
+seen the fossil skeletons of great saurians brought out of the clay
+in which they have lain from pre-historic times, have thought that
+the inhabitants of the place have not since changed for the better.
+The chief habitations, however, have their foundations not upon clay,
+but upon a bed of gravel which anciently gave to the place its name,
+and upon the highest part of this gravel stands, and has stood for
+many centuries, the Parish Church, dominating the landscape for miles
+around.
+
+Stoneground, however, is no longer the inaccessible village, which in
+the middle ages stood out above a waste of waters. Occasional floods
+serve to indicate what was once its ordinary outlook, but in more
+recent times the construction of roads and railways, and the drainage
+of the Fens, have given it freedom of communication with the world from
+which it was formerly isolated.
+
+The Vicarage of Stoneground stands hard by the Church, and is renowned
+for its spacious garden, part of which, and that (as might be expected)
+the part nearest the house, is of ancient date. To the original plot
+successive Vicars have added adjacent lands, so that the garden has
+gradually acquired the state in which it now appears.
+
+The Vicars have been many in number. Since Henry de Greville was
+instituted in the year 1140 there have been 30, all of whom have lived,
+and most of whom have died, in successive vicarage houses upon the
+present site.
+
+The present incumbent, Mr. Batchel, is a solitary man of somewhat
+studious habits, but is not too much enamoured of his solitude to
+receive visits, from time to time, from schoolboys and such. In the
+summer of the year 1906 he entertained two, who are the occasion of
+this narrative, though still unconscious of their part in it, for
+one of the two, celebrating his 15th birthday during his visit to
+Stoneground, was presented by Mr. Batchel with a new camera, with which
+he proceeded to photograph, with considerable skill, the surroundings
+of the house.
+
+One of these photographs Mr. Batchel thought particularly pleasing. It
+was a view of the house with the lawn in the foreground. A few small
+copies, such as the boy's camera was capable of producing, were sent
+to him by his young friend, some weeks after the visit, and again Mr.
+Batchel was so much pleased with the picture, that he begged for the
+negative, with the intention of having the view enlarged.
+
+The boy met the request with what seemed a needlessly modest plea.
+There were two negatives, he replied, but each of them had, in the same
+part of the picture, a small blur for which there was no accounting
+otherwise than by carelessness. His desire, therefore, was to discard
+these films, and to produce something more worthy of enlargement, upon
+a subsequent visit.
+
+Mr. Batchel, however, persisted in his request, and upon receipt of the
+negative, examined it with a lens. He was just able to detect the blur
+alluded to; an examination under a powerful glass, in fact revealed
+something more than he had at first detected. The blur was like the
+nucleus of a comet as one sees it represented in pictures, and seemed
+to be connected with a faint streak which extended across the negative.
+It was, however, so inconsiderable a defect that Mr. Batchel resolved
+to disregard it. He had a neighbour whose favourite pastime was
+photography, one who was notably skilled in everything that pertained
+to the art, and to him he sent the negative, with the request for an
+enlargement, reminding him of a long-standing promise to do any such
+service, when as had now happened, his friend might see fit to ask it.
+
+This neighbour who had acquired such skill in photography was one Mr.
+Groves, a young clergyman, residing in the Precincts of the Minster
+near at hand, which was visible from Mr. Batchel's garden. He lodged
+with a Mrs. Rumney, a superannuated servant of the Palace, and a
+strong-minded vigorous woman still, exactly such a one as Mr. Groves
+needed to have about him. For he was a constant trial to Mrs. Rumney,
+and but for the wholesome fear she begot in him, would have converted
+his rooms into a mere den. Her carpets and tablecloths were continually
+bespattered with chemicals; her chimney-piece ornaments had been
+unceremoniously stowed away and replaced by labelled bottles; even the
+bed of Mr. Groves was, by day, strewn with drying films and mounts, and
+her old and favourite cat had a bald patch on his flank, the result of
+a mishap with the pyrogallic acid.
+
+Mrs. Rumney's lodger, however, was a great favourite with her, as
+such helpless men are apt to be with motherly women, and she took no
+small pride in his work. A life-size portrait of herself, originally a
+peace-offering, hung in her parlour, and had long excited the envy of
+every friend who took tea with her.
+
+"Mr. Groves," she was wont to say, "is a nice gentleman, AND a
+gentleman; and chemical though he may be, I'd rather wait on him for
+nothing than what I would on anyone else for twice the money."
+
+Every new piece of photographic work was of interest to Mrs. Rumney,
+and she expected to be allowed both to admire and to criticise. The
+view of Stoneground Vicarage, therefore, was shown to her upon its
+arrival. "Well may it want enlarging," she remarked, "and it no
+bigger than a postage stamp; it looks more like a doll's house than a
+vicarage," and with this she went about her work, whilst Mr. Groves
+retired to his dark room with the film, to see what he could make of
+the task assigned to him.
+
+Two days later, after repeated visits to his dark room, he had made
+something considerable; and when Mrs. Rumney brought him his chop for
+luncheon, she was lost in admiration. A large but unfinished print
+stood upon his easel, and such a picture of Stoneground Vicarage was in
+the making as was calculated to delight both the young photographer and
+the Vicar.
+
+Mr. Groves spent only his mornings, as a rule, in photography. His
+afternoons he gave to pastoral work, and the work upon this enlargement
+was over for the day. It required little more than "touching up,"
+but it was this "touching up" which made the difference between
+the enlargements of Mr. Groves and those of other men. The print,
+therefore, was to be left upon the easel until the morrow, when it
+was to be finished. Mrs. Rumney and he, together, gave it an admiring
+inspection as she was carrying away the tray, and what they agreed in
+admiring most particularly was the smooth and open stretch of lawn,
+which made so excellent a foreground for the picture. "It looks," said
+Mrs. Rumney, who had once been young, "as if it was waiting for someone
+to come and dance on it."
+
+Mr. Groves left his lodgings--we must now be particular about the
+hours--at half-past two, with the intention of returning, as usual,
+at five. "As reg'lar as a clock," Mrs. Rumney was wont to say, "and a
+sight more reg'lar than some clocks I knows of."
+
+Upon this day he was, nevertheless, somewhat late, some visit had
+detained him unexpectedly, and it was a quarter-past five when he
+inserted his latch-key in Mrs. Rumney's door.
+
+Hardly had he entered, when his landlady, obviously awaiting him,
+appeared in the passage: her face, usually florid, was of the colour
+of parchment, and, breathing hurriedly and shortly, she pointed at the
+door of Mr. Groves' room.
+
+In some alarm at her condition, Mr. Groves hastily questioned her; all
+she could say was: "The photograph! the photograph!" Mr. Groves could
+only suppose that his enlargement had met with some mishap for which
+Mrs. Rumney was responsible. Perhaps she had allowed it to flutter into
+the fire. He turned towards his room in order to discover the worst,
+but at this Mrs. Rumney laid a trembling hand upon his arm, and held
+him back. "Don't go in," she said, "have your tea in the parlour."
+
+"Nonsense," said Mr. Groves, "if that is gone we can easily do another."
+
+"Gone," said his landlady, "I wish to Heaven it was."
+
+The ensuing conversation shall not detain us. It will suffice to say
+that after a considerable time Mr. Groves succeeded in quieting his
+landlady, so much so that she consented, still trembling violently, to
+enter the room with him. To speak truth, she was as much concerned for
+him as for herself, and she was not by nature a timid woman.
+
+The room, so far from disclosing to Mr. Groves any cause for
+excitement, appeared wholly unchanged. In its usual place stood every
+article of his stained and ill-used furniture, on the easel stood the
+photograph, precisely where he had left it; and except that his tea was
+not upon the table, everything was in its usual state and place.
+
+But Mrs. Rumney again became excited and tremulous, "It's there," she
+cried. "Look at the lawn."
+
+Mr. Groves stepped quickly forward and looked at the photograph. Then
+he turned as pale as Mrs. Rumney herself.
+
+There was a man, a man with an indescribably horrible suffering face,
+rolling the lawn with a large roller.
+
+Mr. Groves retreated in amazement to where Mrs. Rumney had remained
+standing. "Has anyone been in here?" he asked.
+
+"Not a soul," was the reply, "I came in to make up the fire, and
+turned to have another look at the picture, when I saw that dead-alive
+face at the edge. It gave me the creeps," she said, "particularly from
+not having noticed it before. If that's anyone in Stoneground, I said
+to myself, I wonder the Vicar has him in the garden with that awful
+face. It took that hold of me I thought I must come and look at it
+again, and at five o'clock I brought your tea in. And then I saw him
+moved along right in front, with a roller dragging behind him, like you
+see."
+
+Mr. Groves was greatly puzzled. Mrs. Rumney's story, of course, was
+incredible, but this strange evil-faced man had appeared in the
+photograph somehow. That he had not been there when the print was made
+was quite certain.
+
+The problem soon ceased to alarm Mr. Groves; in his mind it was
+investing itself with a scientific interest. He began to think of
+suspended chemical action, and other possible avenues of investigation.
+At Mrs. Rumney's urgent entreaty, however, he turned the photograph
+upon the easel, and with only its white back presented to the room, he
+sat down and ordered tea to be brought in.
+
+He did not look again at the picture. The face of the man had about it
+something unnaturally painful: he could remember, and still see, as
+it were, the drawn features, and the look of the man had unaccountably
+distressed him.
+
+He finished his slight meal, and having lit a pipe, began to brood over
+the scientific possibilities of the problem. Had any other photograph
+upon the original film become involved in the one he had enlarged? Had
+the image of any other face, distorted by the enlarging lens, become
+a part of this picture? For the space of two hours he debated this
+possibility, and that, only to reject them all. His optical knowledge
+told him that no conceivable accident could have brought into his
+picture a man with a roller. No negative of his had ever contained such
+a man; if it had, no natural causes would suffice to leave him, as it
+were, hovering about the apparatus.
+
+His repugnance to the actual thing had by this time lost its freshness,
+and he determined to end his scientific musings with another inspection
+of the object. So he approached the easel and turned the photograph
+round again. His horror returned, and with good cause. The man with
+the roller had now advanced to the middle of the lawn. The face was
+stricken still with the same indescribable look of suffering. The man
+seemed to be appealing to the spectator for some kind of help. Almost,
+he spoke.
+
+Mr. Groves was naturally reduced to a condition of extreme nervous
+excitement. Although not by nature what is called a nervous man, he
+trembled from head to foot. With a sudden effort, he turned away
+his head, took hold of the picture with his outstretched hand, and
+opening a drawer in his sideboard thrust the thing underneath a folded
+tablecloth which was lying there. Then he closed the drawer and took up
+an entertaining book to distract his thoughts from the whole matter.
+
+In this he succeeded very ill. Yet somehow the rest of the evening
+passed, and as it wore away, he lost something of his alarm. At ten
+o'clock, Mrs. Rumney, knocking and receiving answer twice, lest by any
+chance she should find herself alone in the room, brought in the cocoa
+usually taken by her lodger at that hour. A hasty glance at the easel
+showed her that it stood empty, and her face betrayed her relief. She
+made no comment, and Mr. Groves invited none.
+
+The latter, however, could not make up his mind to go to bed. The face
+he had seen was taking firm hold upon his imagination, and seemed to
+fascinate him and repel him at the same time. Before long, he found
+himself wholly unable to resist the impulse to look at it once more.
+He took it again, with some indecision, from the drawer and laid it
+under the lamp.
+
+The man with the roller had now passed completely over the lawn, and
+was near the left of the picture.
+
+The shock to Mr. Groves was again considerable. He stood facing the
+fire, trembling with excitement which refused to be suppressed. In
+this state his eye lighted upon the calendar hanging before him, and
+it furnished him with some distraction. The next day was his mother's
+birthday. Never did he omit to write a letter which should lie upon
+her breakfast-table, and the pre-occupation of this evening had
+made him wholly forgetful of the matter. There was a collection of
+letters, however, from the pillar-box near at hand, at a quarter before
+midnight, so he turned to his desk, wrote a letter which would at least
+serve to convey his affectionate greetings, and having written it, went
+out into the night and posted it.
+
+The clocks were striking midnight as he returned to his room. We may be
+sure that he did not resist the desire to glance at the photograph he
+had left on his table. But the results of that glance, he, at any rate,
+had not anticipated. The man with the roller had disappeared. The lawn
+lay as smooth and clear as at first, "looking," as Mrs. Rumney had
+said, "as if it was waiting for someone to come and dance on it."
+
+The photograph, after this, remained a photograph and nothing more. Mr.
+Groves would have liked to persuade himself that it had never undergone
+these changes which he had witnessed, and which we have endeavoured to
+describe, but his sense of their reality was too insistent. He kept
+the print lying for a week upon his easel. Mrs. Rumney, although she
+had ceased to dread it, was obviously relieved at its disappearance,
+when it was carried to Stoneground to be delivered to Mr. Batchel.
+Mr. Groves said nothing of the man with the roller, but gave the
+enlargement, without comment, into his friend's hands. The work of
+enlargement had been skilfully done, and was deservedly praised.
+
+Mr. Groves, making some modest disclaimer, observed that the view, with
+its spacious foreground of lawn, was such as could not have failed to
+enlarge well. And this lawn, he added, as they sat looking out of the
+Vicar's study, looks as well from within your house as from without.
+It must give you a sense of responsibility, he added, reflectively, to
+be sitting where your predecessors have sat for so many centuries and
+to be continuing their peaceful work. The mere presence before your
+window, of the turf upon which good men have walked, is an inspiration.
+
+The Vicar made no reply to these somewhat sententious remarks. For
+a moment he seemed as if he would speak some words of conventional
+assent. Then he abruptly left the room, to return in a few minutes with
+a parchment book.
+
+"Your remark, Groves," he said as he seated himself again, "recalled to
+me a curious bit of history: I went up to the old library to get the
+book. This is the journal of William Longue who was Vicar here up to
+the year 1602. What you said about the lawn will give you an interest
+in a certain portion of the journal. I will read it."
+
+ Aug. 1, 1600.--I am now returned in haste from a journey to
+ Brightelmstone whither I had gone with full intention to
+ remain about the space of two months. Master Josiah Wilburton,
+ of my dear College of Emmanuel, having consented to assume
+ the charge of my parish of Stoneground in the meantime. But
+ I had intelligence, after 12 days' absence, by a messenger
+ from the Churchwardens, that Master Wilburton had disappeared
+ last Monday sennight, and had been no more seen. So here I am
+ again in my study to the entire frustration of my plans, and
+ can do nothing in my perplexity but sit and look out from my
+ window, before which Andrew Birch rolleth the grass with much
+ persistence. Andrew passeth so many times over the same place
+ with his roller that I have just now stepped without to demand
+ why he so wasteth his labour, and upon this he hath pointed out
+ a place which is not levelled, and hath continued his rolling.
+
+
+ Aug. 2.--There is a change in Andrew Birch since my absence, who
+ hath indeed the aspect of one in great depression, which is
+ noteworthy of so chearful a man. He haply shares our common
+ trouble in respect of Master Wilburton, of whom we remain
+ without tidings. Having made part of a sermon upon the seventh
+ Chapter of the former Epistle of St. Paul to the Corinthians
+ and the 27th verse, I found Andrew again at his task, and bade
+ him desist and saddle my horse, being minded to ride forth and
+ take counsel with my good friend John Palmer at the Deanery,
+ who bore Master Wilburton great affection.
+
+
+ Aug. 2 continued.--Dire news awaiteth me upon my return. The
+ Sheriff's men have disinterred the body of poor Master W. from
+ beneath the grass Andrew was rolling, and have arrested him on
+ the charge of being his cause of death.
+
+
+ Aug. 10--Alas! Andrew Birch hath been hanged, the Justice having
+ mercifully ordered that he should hang by the neck until he
+ should be dead, and not sooner molested. May the Lord have
+ mercy on his soul. He made full confession before me, that he
+ had slain Master Wilburton in heat upon his threatening to
+ make me privy to certain peculation of which I should not have
+ suspected so old a servant. The poor man bemoaned his evil
+ temper in great contrition, and beat his breast, saying that
+ he knew himself doomed for ever to roll the grass in the place
+ where he had tried to conceal his wicked fact.
+
+"Thank you," said Mr. Groves. "Has that little negative got the date
+upon it?" "Yes," replied Mr. Batchel, as he examined it with his glass.
+The boy has marked it August 10. The Vicar seemed not to remark the
+coincidence with the date of Birch's execution. Needless to say that it
+did not escape Mr. Groves. But he kept silence about the man with the
+roller, who has been no more seen to this day.
+
+Doubtless there is more in our photography than we yet know of. The
+camera sees more than the eye, and chemicals in a freshly prepared and
+active state, have a power which they afterwards lose. Our units of
+time, adopted for the convenience of persons dealing with the ordinary
+movements of material objects, are of course conventional. Those who
+turn the instruments of science upon nature will always be in danger of
+seeing more than they looked for. There is such a disaster as that of
+knowing too much, and at some time or another it may overtake each of
+us. May we then be as wise as Mr. Groves in our reticence, if our turn
+should come.
+
+
+
+
+II.
+
+BONE TO HIS BONE.
+
+
+William Whitehead, Fellow of Emmanuel College, in the University of
+Cambridge, became Vicar of Stoneground in the year 1731. The annals
+of his incumbency were doubtless short and simple: they have not
+survived. In his day were no newspapers to collect gossip, no Parish
+Magazines to record the simple events of parochial life. One event,
+however, of greater moment then than now, is recorded in two places.
+Vicar Whitehead failed in health after 23 years of work, and journeyed
+to Bath in what his monument calls "the vain hope of being restored."
+The duration of his visit is unknown; it is reasonable to suppose that
+he made his journey in the summer, it is certain that by the month of
+November his physician told him to lay aside all hope of recovery.
+
+Then it was that the thoughts of the patient turned to the comfortable
+straggling vicarage he had left at Stoneground, in which he had hoped
+to end his days. He prayed that his successor might be as happy there
+as he had been himself. Setting his affairs in order, as became one
+who had but a short time to live, he executed a will, bequeathing
+to the Vicars of Stoneground, for ever, the close of ground he had
+recently purchased because it lay next the vicarage garden. And by a
+codicil, he added to the bequest his library of books. Within a few
+days, William Whitehead was gathered to his fathers.
+
+A mural tablet in the north aisle of the church, records, in Latin, his
+services and his bequests, his two marriages, and his fruitless journey
+to Bath. The house he loved, but never again saw, was taken down 40
+years later, and re-built by Vicar James Devie. The garden, with Vicar
+Whitehead's "close of ground" and other adjacent lands, was opened out
+and planted, somewhat before 1850, by Vicar Robert Towerson. The aspect
+of everything has changed. But in a convenient chamber on the first
+floor of the present vicarage the library of Vicar Whitehead stands
+very much as he used it and loved it, and as he bequeathed it to his
+successors "for ever."
+
+The books there are arranged as he arranged and ticketed them. Little
+slips of paper, sometimes bearing interesting fragments of writing,
+still mark his places. His marginal comments still give life to pages
+from which all other interest has faded, and he would have but a dull
+imagination who could sit in the chamber amidst these books without
+ever being carried back 180 years into the past, to the time when the
+newest of them left the printer's hands.
+
+Of those into whose possession the books have come, some have doubtless
+loved them more, and some less; some, perhaps, have left them severely
+alone. But neither those who loved them, nor those who loved them not,
+have lost them, and they passed, some century and a half after William
+Whitehead's death, into the hands of Mr. Batchel, who loved them as a
+father loves his children. He lived alone, and had few domestic cares
+to distract his mind. He was able, therefore, to enjoy to the full what
+Vicar Whitehead had enjoyed so long before him. During many a long
+summer evening would he sit poring over long-forgotten books; and since
+the chamber, otherwise called the library, faced the south, he could
+also spend sunny winter mornings there without discomfort. Writing at
+a small table, or reading as he stood at a tall desk, he would browse
+amongst the books like an ox in a pleasant pasture.
+
+There were other times also, at which Mr. Batchel would use the books.
+Not being a sound sleeper (for book-loving men seldom are), he elected
+to use as a bedroom one of the two chambers which opened at either
+side into the library. The arrangement enabled him to beguile many a
+sleepless hour amongst the books, and in view of these nocturnal visits
+he kept a candle standing in a sconce above the desk, and matches
+always ready to his hand.
+
+There was one disadvantage in this close proximity of his bed to the
+library. Owing, apparently, to some defect in the fittings of the room,
+which, having no mechanical tastes, Mr. Batchel had never investigated,
+there could be heard, in the stillness of the night, exactly such
+sounds as might arise from a person moving about amongst the books.
+Visitors using the other adjacent room would often remark at breakfast,
+that they had heard their host in the library at one or two o'clock in
+the morning, when, in fact, he had not left his bed. Invariably Mr.
+Batchel allowed them to suppose that he had been where they thought
+him. He disliked idle controversy, and was unwilling to afford an
+opening for supernatural talk. Knowing well enough the sounds by which
+his guests had been deceived, he wanted no other explanation of them
+than his own, though it was of too vague a character to count as an
+explanation. He conjectured that the window-sashes, or the doors, or
+"something," were defective, and was too phlegmatic and too unpractical
+to make any investigation. The matter gave him no concern.
+
+Persons whose sleep is uncertain are apt to have their worst nights
+when they would like their best. The consciousness of a special need
+for rest seems to bring enough mental disturbance to forbid it. So on
+Christmas Eve, in the year 1907, Mr. Batchel, who would have liked to
+sleep well, in view of the labours of Christmas Day, lay hopelessly
+wide awake. He exhausted all the known devices for courting sleep,
+and, at the end, found himself wider awake than ever. A brilliant moon
+shone into his room, for he hated window-blinds. There was a light
+wind blowing, and the sounds in the library were more than usually
+suggestive of a person moving about. He almost determined to have the
+sashes "seen to," although he could seldom be induced to have anything
+"seen to." He disliked changes, even for the better, and would submit
+to great inconvenience rather than have things altered with which he
+had become familiar.
+
+As he revolved these matters in his mind, he heard the clocks strike
+the hour of midnight, and having now lost all hope of falling asleep,
+he rose from his bed, got into a large dressing gown which hung in
+readiness for such occasions, and passed into the library, with the
+intention of reading himself sleepy, if he could.
+
+The moon, by this time, had passed out of the south, and the library
+seemed all the darker by contrast with the moonlit chamber he had
+left. He could see nothing but two blue-grey rectangles formed by the
+windows against the sky, the furniture of the room being altogether
+invisible. Groping along to where the table stood, Mr. Batchel felt
+over its surface for the matches which usually lay there; he found,
+however, that the table was cleared of everything. He raised his right
+hand, therefore, in order to feel his way to a shelf where the matches
+were sometimes mislaid, and at that moment, whilst his hand was in
+mid-air, the matchbox was gently put into it!
+
+Such an incident could hardly fail to disturb even a phlegmatic person,
+and Mr. Batchel cried "Who's this?" somewhat nervously. There was no
+answer. He struck a match, looked hastily round the room, and found
+it empty, as usual. There was everything, that is to say, that he was
+accustomed to see, but no other person than himself.
+
+It is not quite accurate, however, to say that everything was in
+its usual state. Upon the tall desk lay a quarto volume that he had
+certainly not placed there. It was his quite invariable practice to
+replace his books upon the shelves after using them, and what we may
+call his library habits were precise and methodical. A book out of
+place like this, was not only an offence against good order, but a
+sign that his privacy had been intruded upon. With some surprise,
+therefore, he lit the candle standing ready in the sconce, and
+proceeded to examine the book, not sorry, in the disturbed condition in
+which he was, to have an occupation found for him.
+
+The book proved to be one with which he was unfamiliar, and this made
+it certain that some other hand than his had removed it from its place.
+Its title was "The Compleat Gard'ner" of M. de la Quintinye made
+English by John Evelyn Esquire. It was not a work in which Mr. Batchel
+felt any great interest. It consisted of divers reflections on various
+parts of husbandry, doubtless entertaining enough, but too deliberate
+and discursive for practical purposes. He had certainly never used the
+book, and growing restless now in mind, said to himself that some boy
+having the freedom of the house, had taken it down from its place in
+the hope of finding pictures.
+
+But even whilst he made this explanation he felt its weakness. To begin
+with, the desk was too high for a boy. The improbability that any boy
+would place a book there was equalled by the improbability that he
+would leave it there. To discover its uninviting character would be
+the work only of a moment, and no boy would have brought it so far from
+its shelf.
+
+Mr. Batchel had, however, come to read, and habit was too strong
+with him to be wholly set aside. Leaving "The Compleat Gard'ner" on
+the desk, he turned round to the shelves to find some more congenial
+reading.
+
+Hardly had he done this when he was startled by a sharp rap upon the
+desk behind him, followed by a rustling of paper. He turned quickly
+about and saw the quarto lying open. In obedience to the instinct of
+the moment, he at once sought a natural cause for what he saw. Only a
+wind, and that of the strongest, could have opened the book, and laid
+back its heavy cover; and though he accepted, for a brief moment, that
+explanation, he was too candid to retain it longer. The wind out of
+doors was very light. The window sash was closed and latched, and, to
+decide the matter finally, the book had its back, and not its edges,
+turned towards the only quarter from which a wind could strike.
+
+Mr. Batchel approached the desk again and stood over the book. With
+increasing perturbation of mind (for he still thought of the matchbox)
+he looked upon the open page. Without much reason beyond that he felt
+constrained to do something, he read the words of the half completed
+sentence at the turn of the page--
+
+ "at dead of night he left the house and passed into the
+ solitude of the garden."
+
+But he read no more, nor did he give himself the trouble of discovering
+whose midnight wandering was being described, although the habit was
+singularly like one of his own. He was in no condition for reading,
+and turning his back upon the volume he slowly paced the length of the
+chamber, "wondering at that which had come to pass."
+
+He reached the opposite end of the chamber and was in the act of
+turning, when again he heard the rustling of paper, and by the time he
+had faced round, saw the leaves of the book again turning over. In a
+moment the volume lay at rest, open in another place, and there was no
+further movement as he approached it. To make sure that he had not been
+deceived, he read again the words as they entered the page. The author
+was following a not uncommon practise of the time, and throwing common
+speech into forms suggested by Holy Writ: "So dig," it said, "that ye
+may obtain."
+
+This passage, which to Mr. Batchel seemed reprehensible in its levity,
+excited at once his interest and his disapproval. He was prepared to
+read more, but this time was not allowed. Before his eye could pass
+beyond the passage already cited, the leaves of the book slowly turned
+again, and presented but a termination of five words and a colophon.
+
+The words were, "to the North, an Ilex." These three passages, in which
+he saw no meaning and no connection, began to entangle themselves
+together in Mr. Batchel's mind. He found himself repeating them in
+different orders, now beginning with one, and now with another. Any
+further attempt at reading he felt to be impossible, and he was in
+no mind for any more experiences of the unaccountable. Sleep was, of
+course, further from him than ever, if that were conceivable. What he
+did, therefore, was to blow out the candle, to return to his moonlit
+bedroom, and put on more clothing, and then to pass downstairs with the
+object of going out of doors.
+
+It was not unusual with Mr. Batchel to walk about his garden at
+night-time. This form of exercise had often, after a wakeful hour,
+sent him back to his bed refreshed and ready for sleep. The convenient
+access to the garden at such times lay through his study, whose French
+windows opened on to a short flight of steps, and upon these he now
+paused for a moment to admire the snow-like appearance of the lawns,
+bathed as they were in the moonlight. As he paused, he heard the city
+clocks strike the half-hour after midnight, and he could not forbear
+repeating aloud
+
+ "At dead of night he left the house, and passed into the
+ solitude of the garden."
+
+It was solitary enough. At intervals the screech of an owl, and now and
+then the noise of a train, seemed to emphasise the solitude by drawing
+attention to it and then leaving it in possession of the night. Mr.
+Batchel found himself wondering and conjecturing what Vicar Whitehead,
+who had acquired the close of land to secure quiet and privacy for
+garden, would have thought of the railways to the west and north. He
+turned his face northwards, whence a whistle had just sounded, and saw
+a tree beautifully outlined against the sky. His breath caught at the
+sight. Not because the tree was unfamiliar. Mr. Batchel knew all his
+trees. But what he had seen was "to the north, an Ilex."
+
+Mr. Batchel knew not what to make of it all. He had walked into the
+garden hundreds of times and as often seen the Ilex, but the words out
+of the "Compleat Gard'ner" seemed to be pursuing him in a way that made
+him almost afraid. His temperament, however, as has been said already,
+was phlegmatic. It was commonly said, and Mr. Batchel approved the
+verdict, whilst he condemned its inexactness, that "his nerves were
+made of fiddle-string," so he braced himself afresh and set upon his
+walk round the silent garden, which he was accustomed to begin in a
+northerly direction, and was now too proud to change. He usually passed
+the Ilex at the beginning of his perambulation, and so would pass it
+now.
+
+He did not pass it. A small discovery, as he reached it, annoyed and
+disturbed him. His gardener, as careful and punctilious as himself,
+never failed to house all his tools at the end of a day's work. Yet
+there, under the Ilex, standing upright in moonlight brilliant enough
+to cast a shadow of it, was a spade.
+
+Mr. Batchel's second thought was one of relief. After his extraordinary
+experiences in the library (he hardly knew now whether they had been
+real or not) something quite commonplace would act sedatively, and he
+determined to carry the spade to the tool-house.
+
+The soil was quite dry, and the surface even a little frozen, so Mr.
+Batchel left the path, walked up to the spade, and would have drawn it
+towards him. But it was as if he had made the attempt upon the trunk
+of the Ilex itself. The spade would not be moved. Then, first with one
+hand, and then with both, he tried to raise it, and still it stood
+firm. Mr. Batchel, of course, attributed this to the frost, slight
+as it was. Wondering at the spade's being there, and annoyed at its
+being frozen, he was about to leave it and continue his walk, when
+the remaining words of the "Compleat Gard'ner" seemed rather to utter
+themselves, than to await his will--
+
+ "So dig, that ye may obtain."
+
+Mr. Batchel's power of independent action now deserted him. He took the
+spade, which no longer resisted, and began to dig. "Five spadefuls and
+no more," he said aloud. "This is all foolishness."
+
+Four spadefuls of earth he then raised and spread out before him in the
+moonlight. There was nothing unusual to be seen. Nor did Mr. Batchel
+decide what he would look for, whether coins, jewels, documents in
+canisters, or weapons. In point of fact, he dug against what he deemed
+his better judgment, and expected nothing. He spread before him the
+fifth and last spadeful of earth, not quite without result, but with
+no result that was at all sensational. The earth contained a bone. Mr.
+Batchel's knowledge of anatomy was sufficient to show him that it was
+a human bone. He identified it, even by moonlight, as the _radius_, a
+bone of the forearm, as he removed the earth from it, with his thumb.
+
+Such a discovery might be thought worthy of more than the very
+ordinary interest Mr. Batchel showed. As a matter of fact, the presence
+of a human bone was easily to be accounted for. Recent excavations
+within the church had caused the upturning of numberless bones, which
+had been collected and reverently buried. But an earth-stained bone is
+also easily overlooked, and this _radius_ had obviously found its way
+into the garden with some of the earth brought out of the church.
+
+Mr. Batchel was glad, rather than regretful at this termination to
+his adventure. He was once more provided with something to do. The
+re-interment of such bones as this had been his constant care, and he
+decided at once to restore the bone to consecrated earth. The time
+seemed opportune. The eyes of the curious were closed in sleep, he
+himself was still alert and wakeful. The spade remained by his side
+and the bone in his hand. So he betook himself, there and then, to the
+churchyard. By the still generous light of the moon, he found a place
+where the earth yielded to his spade, and within a few minutes the bone
+was laid decently to earth, some 18 inches deep.
+
+The city clocks struck one as he finished. The whole world seemed
+asleep, and Mr. Batchel slowly returned to the garden with his spade.
+As he hung it in its accustomed place he felt stealing over him the
+welcome desire to sleep. He walked quietly on to the house and ascended
+to his room. It was now dark: the moon had passed on and left the room
+in shadow. He lit a candle, and before undressing passed into the
+library. He had an irresistible curiosity to see the passages in John
+Evelyn's book which had so strangely adapted themselves to the events
+of the past hour.
+
+In the library a last surprise awaited him. The desk upon which the
+book had lain was empty. "The Compleat Gard'ner" stood in its place
+on the shelf. And then Mr. Batchel knew that he had handled a bone of
+William Whitehead, and that in response to his own entreaty.
+
+
+
+
+III.
+
+THE RICHPINS.
+
+
+Something of the general character of Stoneground and its people has
+been indicated by stray allusions in the preceding narratives. We must
+here add that of its present population only a small part is native,
+the remainder having been attracted during the recent prosperous days
+of brickmaking, from the nearer parts of East Anglia and the Midlands.
+The visitor to Stoneground now finds little more than the signs of
+an unlovely industry, and of the hasty and inadequate housing of the
+people it has drawn together. Nothing in the place pleases him more
+than the excellent train-service which makes it easy to get away. He
+seldom desires a long acquaintance either with Stoneground or its
+people.
+
+The impression so made upon the average visitor is, however, unjust, as
+first impressions often are. The few who have made further acquaintance
+with Stoneground have soon learned to distinguish between the permanent
+and the accidental features of the place, and have been astonished by
+nothing so much as by the unexpected evidence of French influence.
+Amongst the household treasures of the old inhabitants are invariably
+found French knick-knacks: there are pieces of French furniture in what
+is called "the room" of many houses. A certain ten-acre field is called
+the "Frenchman's meadow." Upon the voters' lists hanging at the church
+door are to be found French names, often corrupted; and boys who run
+about the streets can be heard shrieking to each other such names as
+Bunnum, Dangibow, Planchey, and so on.
+
+Mr. Batchel himself is possessed of many curious little articles of
+French handiwork--boxes deftly covered with split straws, arranged
+ingeniously in patterns; models of the guillotine, built of carved
+meat-bones, and various other pieces of handiwork, amongst them an
+accurate road-map of the country between Stoneground and Yarmouth,
+drawn upon a fly-leaf torn from some book, and bearing upon the other
+side the name of Jules Richepin. The latter had been picked up,
+according to a pencilled-note written across one corner, by a shepherd,
+in the year 1811.
+
+The explanation of this French influence is simple enough. Within five
+miles of Stoneground a large barracks had been erected for the custody
+of French prisoners during the war with Bonaparte. Many thousands were
+confined there during the years 1808-14. The prisoners were allowed
+to sell what articles they could make in the barracks; and many of
+them, upon their release, settled in the neighbourhood, where their
+descendants remain. There is little curiosity amongst these descendants
+about their origin. The events of a century ago seem to them as remote
+as the Deluge, and as immaterial. To Thomas Richpin, a weakly man who
+blew the organ in church, Mr. Batchel shewed the map. Richpin, with a
+broad, black-haired skull and a narrow chin which grew a little pointed
+beard, had always a foreign look about him: Mr. Batchel thought it more
+than possible that he might be descended from the owner of the book,
+and told him as much upon shewing him the fly-leaf. Thomas, however,
+was content to observe that "his name hadn't got no E," and shewed no
+further interest in the matter. His interest in it, before we have done
+with him, will have become very large.
+
+For the growing boys of Stoneground, with whom he was on generally
+friendly terms, Mr. Batchel formed certain clubs to provide them with
+occupation on winter evenings; and in these clubs, in the interests
+of peace and good-order, he spent a great deal of time. Sitting one
+December evening, in a large circle of boys who preferred the warmth
+of the fire to the more temperate atmosphere of the tables, he found
+Thomas Richpin the sole topic of conversation.
+
+"We seen Mr. Richpin in Frenchman's Meadow last night," said one.
+
+"What time?" said Mr. Batchel, whose function it was to act as a sort
+of fly-wheel, and to carry the conversation over dead points. He had
+received the information with some little surprise, because Frenchman's
+Meadow was an unusual place for Richpin to have been in, but his
+question had no further object than to encourage talk.
+
+"Half-past nine," was the reply.
+
+This made the question much more interesting. Mr. Batchel, on the
+preceding evening, had taken advantage of a warmed church to practise
+upon the organ. He had played it from nine o'clock until ten, and
+Richpin had been all that time at the bellows.
+
+"Are you sure it was half-past nine?" he asked.
+
+"Yes," (we reproduce the answer exactly), "we come out o' night-school
+at quarter-past, and we was all goin' to the Wash to look if it was
+friz."
+
+"And you saw Mr. Richpin in Frenchman's Meadow?" said Mr. Batchel.
+
+"Yes. He was looking for something on the ground," added another boy.
+
+"And his trousers was tore," said a third.
+
+The story was clearly destined to stand in no need of corroboration.
+
+"Did Mr. Richpin speak to you?" enquired Mr. Batchel.
+
+"No, we run away afore he come to us," was the answer.
+
+"Why?"
+
+"Because we was frit."
+
+"What frightened you?"
+
+"Jim Lallement hauled a flint at him and hit him in the face, and he
+didn't take no notice, so we run away."
+
+"Why?" repeated Mr. Batchel.
+
+"Because he never hollered nor looked at us, and it made us feel so
+funny."
+
+"Did you go straight down to the Wash?"
+
+They had all done so.
+
+"What time was it when you reached home?"
+
+They had all been at home by ten, before Richpin had left the church.
+
+"Why do they call it Frenchman's Meadow?" asked another boy, evidently
+anxious to change the subject.
+
+Mr. Batchel replied that the meadow had probably belonged to a
+Frenchman whose name was not easy to say, and the conversation after
+this was soon in another channel. But, furnished as he was with an
+unmistakeable _alibi_, the story about Richpin and the torn trousers,
+and the flint, greatly puzzled him.
+
+"Go straight home," he said, as the boys at last bade him good-night,
+"and let us have no more stone-throwing." They were reckless boys, and
+Richpin, who used little discretion in reporting their misdemeanours
+about the church, seemed to Mr. Batchel to stand in real danger.
+
+Frenchman's Meadow provided ten acres of excellent pasture, and the
+owners of two or three hard-worked horses were glad to pay three
+shillings a week for the privilege of turning them into it. One of
+these men came to Mr. Batchel on the morning which followed the
+conversation at the club.
+
+"I'm in a bit of a quandary about Tom Richpin," he began.
+
+This was an opening that did not fail to command Mr. Batchel's
+attention. "What is it?" he said.
+
+"I had my mare in Frenchman's Meadow," replied the man, "and Sam Bower
+come and told me last night as he heard her gallopin' about when he was
+walking this side the hedge."
+
+"But what about Richpin?" said Mr. Batchel.
+
+"Let me come to it," said the other. "My mare hasn't got no wind to
+gallop, so I up and went to see to her, and there she was sure enough,
+like a wild thing, and Tom Richpin walking across the meadow."
+
+"Was he chasing her?" asked Mr. Batchel, who felt the absurdity of the
+question as he put it.
+
+"He was not," said the man, "but what he could have been doin' to put
+the mare into that state, I can't think."
+
+"What was he doing when you saw him?" asked Mr. Batchel.
+
+"He was walking along looking for something he'd dropped, with his
+trousers all tore to ribbons, and while I was catchin' the mare, he
+made off."
+
+"He was easy enough to find, I suppose?" said Mr. Batchel.
+
+"That's the quandary I was put in," said the man. "I took the mare home
+and gave her to my lad, and straight I went to Richpin's, and found Tom
+havin' his supper, with his trousers as good as new."
+
+"You'd made a mistake," said Mr. Batchel.
+
+"But how come the mare to make it too?" said the other.
+
+"What did you say to Richpin?" asked Mr. Batchel.
+
+"Tom," I says, "when did you come in? 'Six o'clock,' he says, 'I bin
+mendin' my boots'; and there, sure enough, was the hobbin' iron by his
+chair, and him in his stockin'-feet. I don't know what to do."
+
+"Give the mare a rest," said Mr. Batchel, "and say no more about it."
+
+"I don't want to harm a pore creature like Richpin," said the man,
+"but a mare's a mare, especially where there's a family to bring
+up." The man consented, however, to abide by Mr. Batchel's advice,
+and the interview ended. The evenings just then were light, and both
+the man and his mare had seen something for which Mr. Batchel could
+not, at present, account. The worst way, however, of arriving at an
+explanation is to guess it. He was far too wise to let himself wander
+into the pleasant fields of conjecture, and had determined, even before
+the story of the mare had finished, upon the more prosaic path of
+investigation.
+
+Mr. Batchel, either from strength or indolence of mind, as the reader
+may be pleased to determine, did not allow matters even of this
+exciting kind, to disturb his daily round of duty. He was beginning
+to fear, after what he had heard of the Frenchman's Meadow, that he
+might find it necessary to preach a plain sermon upon the Witch of
+Endor, for he foresaw that there would soon be some ghostly talk in
+circulation. In small communities, like that of Stoneground, such talk
+arises upon very slight provocation, and here was nothing at all to
+check it. Richpin was a weak and timid man, whom no one would suspect,
+whilst an alternative remained open, of wandering about in the dark;
+and Mr. Batchel knew that the alternative of an apparition, if once
+suggested, would meet with general acceptance, and this he wished, at
+all costs, to avoid. His own view of the matter he held in reserve, for
+the reasons already stated, but he could not help suspecting that there
+might be a better explanation of the name "Frenchman's Meadow" than he
+had given to the boys at their club.
+
+Afternoons, with Mr. Batchel, were always spent in making pastoral
+visits, and upon the day our story has reached he determined to include
+amongst them a call upon Richpin, and to submit him to a cautious
+cross-examination. It was evident that at least four persons, all
+perfectly familiar with his appearance, were under the impression that
+they had seen him in the meadow, and his own statement upon the matter
+would be at least worth hearing.
+
+Richpin's home, however, was not the first one visited by Mr. Batchel
+on that afternoon. His friendly relations with the boys has already
+been mentioned, and it may now be added that this friendship was but
+part of a generally keen sympathy with young people of all ages, and of
+both sexes. Parents knew much less than he did of the love affairs of
+their young people; and if he was not actually guilty of match-making,
+he was at least a very sympathetic observer of the process. When lovers
+had their little differences, or even their greater ones, it was Mr.
+Batchel, in most cases, who adjusted them, and who suffered, if he
+failed, hardly less than the lovers themselves.
+
+It was a negotiation of this kind which, on this particular day, had
+given precedence to another visit, and left Richpin until the later
+part of the afternoon. But the matter of the Frenchman's Meadow had,
+after all, not to wait for Richpin. Mr. Batchel was calculating how
+long he should be in reaching it, when he found himself unexpectedly
+there. Selina Broughton had been a favourite of his from her childhood;
+she had been sufficiently good to please him, and naughty enough to
+attract and challenge him; and when at length she began to walk out
+with Bob Rockfort, who was another favourite, Mr. Batchel rubbed his
+hands in satisfaction. Their present difference, which now brought
+him to the Broughtons' cottage, gave him but little anxiety. He had
+brought Bob half-way towards reconciliation, and had no doubt of
+his ability to lead Selina to the same place. They would finish the
+journey, happily enough, together.
+
+But what has this to do with the Frenchman's Meadow? Much every way.
+The meadow was apt to be the rendezvous of such young people as desired
+a higher degree of privacy than that afforded by the public paths; and
+these two had gone there separately the night before, each to nurse
+a grievance against the other. They had been at opposite ends, as it
+chanced, of the field; and Bob, who believed himself to be alone there,
+had been awakened from his reverie by a sudden scream. He had at once
+run across the field, and found Selina sorely in need of him. Mr.
+Batchel's work of reconciliation had been there and then anticipated,
+and Bob had taken the girl home in a condition of great excitement to
+her mother. All this was explained, in breathless sentences, by Mrs.
+Broughton, by way of accounting for the fact that Selina was then lying
+down in "the room."
+
+There was no reason why Mr. Batchel should not see her, of course, and
+he went in. His original errand had lapsed, but it was now replaced by
+one of greater interest. Evidently there was Selina's testimony to add
+to that of the other four; she was not a girl who would scream without
+good cause, and Mr. Batchel felt that he knew how his question about
+the cause would be answered, when he came to the point of asking it.
+
+He was not quite prepared for the form of her answer, which she gave
+without any hesitation. She had seen Mr. Richpin "looking for his
+eyes." Mr. Batchel saved for another occasion the amusement to be
+derived from the curiously illogical answer. He saw at once what had
+suggested it. Richpin had until recently had an atrocious squint, which
+an operation in London had completely cured. This operation, of which,
+of course, he knew nothing, he had described, in his own way, to anyone
+who would listen, and it was commonly believed that his eyes had ceased
+to be fixtures. It was plain, however, that Selina had seen very much
+what had been seen by the other four. Her information was precise, and
+her story perfectly coherent. She preserved a maidenly reticence about
+his trousers, if she had noticed them; but added a new fact, and a
+terrible one, in her description of the eyeless sockets. No wonder she
+had screamed. It will be observed that Mr. Richpin was still searching,
+if not looking, for something upon the ground.
+
+Mr. Batchel now proceeded to make his remaining visit. Richpin lived
+in a little cottage by the church, of which cottage the Vicar was the
+indulgent landlord. Richpin's creditors were obliged to shew some
+indulgence, because his income was never regular and seldom sufficient.
+He got on in life by what is called "rubbing along," and appeared to
+do it with surprisingly little friction. The small duties about the
+church, assigned to him out of charity, were overpaid. He succeeded in
+attracting to himself all the available gifts of masculine clothing,
+of which he probably received enough and to sell, and he had somehow
+wooed and won a capable, if not very comely, wife, who supplemented
+his income by her own labour, and managed her house and husband to
+admiration.
+
+Richpin, however, was not by any means a mere dependent upon charity.
+He was, in his way, a man of parts. All plants, for instance,
+were his friends, and he had inherited, or acquired, great skill
+with fruit-trees, which never failed to reward his treatment with
+abundant crops. The two or three vines, too, of the neighbourhood,
+he kept in fine order by methods of his own, whose merit was proved
+by their success. He had other skill, though of a less remunerative
+kind, in fashioning toys out of wood, cardboard, or paper; and every
+correctly-behaving child in the parish had some such product of his
+handiwork. And besides all this, Richpin had a remarkable aptitude for
+making music. He could do something upon every musical instrument that
+came in his way, and, but for his voice, which was like that of the
+peahen, would have been a singer. It was his voice that had secured him
+the situation of organ-blower, as one remote from all incitement to
+join in the singing in church.
+
+Like all men who have not wit enough to defend themselves by argument,
+Richpin had a plaintive manner. His way of resenting injury was to
+complain of it to the next person he met, and such complaints as he
+found no other means of discharging, he carried home to his wife, who
+treated his conversation just as she treated the singing of the canary,
+and other domestic sounds, being hardly conscious of it until it ceased.
+
+The entrance of Mr. Batchel, soon after his interview with Selina,
+found Richpin engaged in a loud and fluent oration. The fluency was
+achieved mainly by repetition, for the man had but small command of
+words, but it served none the less to shew the depth of his indignation.
+
+"I aren't bin in Frenchman's Meadow, am I?" he was saying in appeal to
+his wife--this is the Stoneground way with auxiliary verbs--"What am
+I got to go there for?" He acknowledged Mr. Batchel's entrance in no
+other way than by changing to the third person in his discourse, and he
+continued without pause--"if she'd let me out o' nights, I'm got better
+places to go to than Frenchman's Meadow. Let policeman stick to where I
+am bin, or else keep his mouth shut. What call is he got to say I'm bin
+where I aren't bin?"
+
+From this, and much more to the same effect, it was clear that the
+matter of the meadow was being noised abroad, and even receiving
+official attention. Mr. Batchel was well aware that no question he
+could put to Richpin, in his present state, would change the flow of
+his eloquence, and that he had already learned as much as he was likely
+to learn. He was content, therefore, to ascertain from Mrs. Richpin
+that her husband had indeed spent all his evenings at home, with the
+single exception of the one hour during which Mr. Batchel had employed
+him at the organ. Having ascertained this, he retired, and left Richpin
+to talk himself out.
+
+No further doubt about the story was now possible. It was not
+twenty-four hours since Mr. Batchel had heard it from the boys at the
+club, and it had already been confirmed by at least two unimpeachable
+witnesses. He thought the matter over, as he took his tea, and was
+chiefly concerned in Richpin's curious connexion with it. On his
+account, more than on any other, it had become necessary to make
+whatever investigation might be feasible, and Mr. Batchel determined,
+of course, to make the next stage of it in the meadow itself.
+
+The situation of "Frenchman's Meadow" made it more conspicuous than
+any other enclosure in the neighbourhood. It was upon the edge of
+what is locally known as "high land"; and though its elevation was
+not great, one could stand in the meadow and look sea-wards over many
+miles of flat country, once a waste of brackish water, now a great
+chess-board of fertile fields bounded by straight dykes of glistening
+water. The point of view derived another interest from looking down
+upon a long straight bank which disappeared into the horizon many
+miles away, and might have been taken for a great railway embankment
+of which no use had been made. It was, in fact, one of the great works
+of the Dutch Engineers in the time of Charles I., and it separated the
+river basin from a large drained area called the "Middle Level," some
+six feet below it. In this embankment, not two hundred yards below
+"Frenchman's Meadow," was one of the huge water gates which admitted
+traffic through a sluice, into the lower level, and the picturesque
+thatched cottage of the sluice-keeper formed a pleasing addition to
+the landscape. It was a view with which Mr. Batchel was naturally
+very familiar. Few of his surroundings were pleasant to the eye, and
+this was about the only place to which he could take a visitor whom
+he desired to impress favourably. The way to the meadow lay through a
+short lane, and he could reach it in five minutes: he was frequently
+there.
+
+It was, of course, his intention to be there again that evening: to
+spend the night there, if need be, rather than let anything escape
+him. He only hoped he should not find half the parish there also. His
+best hope of privacy lay in the inclemency of the weather; the day was
+growing colder, and there was a north-east wind, of which Frenchman's
+Meadow would receive the fine edge.
+
+Mr. Batchel spent the next three hours in dealing with some arrears
+of correspondence, and at nine o'clock put on his thickest coat and
+boots, and made his way to the meadow. It became evident, as he walked
+up the lane, that he was to have company. He heard many voices, and
+soon recognised the loudest amongst them. Jim Lallement was boasting of
+the accuracy of his aim: the others were not disputing it, but were
+asserting their own merits in discordant chorus. This was a nuisance,
+and to make matters worse, Mr. Batchel heard steps behind him.
+
+A voice soon bade him "Good evening." To Mr. Batchel's great relief it
+proved to be the policeman, who soon overtook him. The conversation
+began on his side.
+
+"Curious tricks, sir, these of Richpin's."
+
+"What tricks?" asked Mr. Batchel, with an air of innocence.
+
+"Why, he's been walking about Frenchman's Meadow these three nights,
+frightening folk and what all."
+
+"Richpin has been at home every night, and all night long," said Mr.
+Batchel.
+
+"I'm talking about where he was, not where he says he was," said the
+policeman. "You can't go behind the evidence."
+
+"But Richpin has evidence too. I asked his wife."
+
+"You know, sir, and none better, that wives have got to obey. Richpin
+wants to be took for a ghost, and we know that sort of ghost. Whenever
+we hear there's a ghost, we always know there's going to be turkeys
+missing."
+
+"But there are real ghosts sometimes, surely?" said Mr. Batchel.
+
+"No," said the policeman, "me and my wife have both looked, and there's
+no such thing."
+
+"Looked where?" enquired Mr. Batchel.
+
+"In the 'Police Duty' Catechism. There's lunatics, and deserters, and
+dead bodies, but no ghosts."
+
+Mr. Batchel accepted this as final. He had devised a way of ridding
+himself of all his company, and proceeded at once to carry it into
+effect. The two had by this time reached the group of boys.
+
+"These are all stone-throwers," said he, loudly.
+
+There was a clatter of stones as they dropped from the hands of the
+boys.
+
+"These boys ought all to be in the club instead of roaming about here
+damaging property. Will you take them there, and see them safely in? If
+Richpin comes here, I will bring him to the station."
+
+The policeman seemed well pleased with the suggestion. No doubt he had
+overstated his confidence in the definition of the "Police Duty." Mr.
+Batchel, on his part, knew the boys well enough to be assured that they
+would keep the policeman occupied for the next half-hour, and as the
+party moved slowly away, felt proud of his diplomacy.
+
+There was no sign of any other person about the field gate, which he
+climbed readily enough, and he was soon standing in the highest part of
+the meadow and peering into the darkness on every side.
+
+It was possible to see a distance of about thirty yards; beyond that
+it was too dark to distinguish anything. Mr. Batchel designed a
+zig-zag course about the meadow, which would allow of his examining
+it systematically and as rapidly as possible, and along this course
+he began to walk briskly, looking straight before him as he went, and
+pausing to look well about him when he came to a turn. There were no
+beasts in the meadow--their owners had taken the precaution of removing
+them; their absence was, of course, of great advantage to Mr. Batchel.
+
+In about ten minutes he had finished his zig-zag path and arrived at
+the other corner of the meadow; he had seen nothing resembling a man.
+He then retraced his steps, and examined the field again, but arrived
+at his starting point, knowing no more than when he had left it. He
+began to fear the return of the policeman as he faced the wind and set
+upon a third journey.
+
+The third journey, however, rewarded him. He had reached the end of his
+second traverse, and was looking about him at the angle between that
+and the next, when he distinctly saw what looked like Richpin crossing
+his circle of vision, and making straight for the sluice. There was
+no gate on that side of the field; the hedge, which seemed to present
+no obstacle to the other, delayed Mr. Batchel considerably, and still
+retains some of his clothing, but he was not long through before he
+had again marked his man. It had every appearance of being Richpin.
+It went down the slope, crossed the plank that bridged the lock, and
+disappeared round the corner of the cottage, where the entrance lay.
+
+Mr. Batchel had had no opportunity of confirming the gruesome
+observation of Selina Broughton, but had seen enough to prove that the
+others had not been romancing. He was not a half-minute behind the
+figure as it crossed the plank over the lock--it was slow going in the
+darkness--and he followed it immediately round the corner of the house.
+As he expected, it had then disappeared.
+
+Mr. Batchel knocked at the door, and admitted himself, as his custom
+was. The sluice-keeper was in his kitchen, charring a gate post. He was
+surprised to see Mr. Batchel at that hour, and his greeting took the
+form of a remark to that effect.
+
+"I have been taking an evening walk," said Mr. Batchel. "Have you seen
+Richpin lately?"
+
+"I see him last Saturday week," replied the sluice-keeper, "not since."
+
+"Do you feel lonely here at night?"
+
+"No," replied the sluice-keeper, "people drop in at times. There was a
+man in on Monday, and another yesterday."
+
+"Have you had no one to-day?" said Mr. Batchel, coming to the point.
+
+The answer showed that Mr. Batchel had been the first to enter the door
+that day, and after a little general conversation he brought his visit
+to an end.
+
+It was now ten o'clock. He looked in at Richpin's cottage, where he saw
+a light burning, as he passed. Richpin had tired himself early, and had
+been in bed since half-past eight. His wife was visibly annoyed at the
+rumours which had upset him, and Mr. Batchel said such soothing words
+as he could command, before he left for home.
+
+He congratulated himself, prematurely, as he sat before the fire in his
+study, that the day was at an end. It had been cold out of doors, and
+it was pleasant to think things over in the warmth of the cheerful fire
+his housekeeper never failed to leave for him. The reader will have no
+more difficulty than Mr. Batchel had in accounting for the resemblance
+between Richpin and the man in the meadow. It was a mere question of
+family likeness. That the ancestor had been seen in the meadow at some
+former time might perhaps be inferred from its traditional name. The
+reason for his return, then and now, was a matter of mere conjecture,
+and Mr. Batchel let it alone.
+
+The next incident has, to some, appeared incredible, which only means,
+after all, that it has made demands upon their powers of imagination
+and found them bankrupt.
+
+Critics of story-telling have used severe language about authors
+who avail themselves of the short-cut of coincidence. "That must
+be reserved, I suppose," said Mr. Batchel, when he came to tell of
+Richpin, "for what really happens; and that fiction is a game which
+must be played according to the rules."
+
+"I know," he went on to say, "that the chances were some millions to
+one against what happened that night, but if that makes it incredible,
+what is there left to believe?"
+
+It was thereupon remarked by someone in the company, that the credible
+material would not be exhausted.
+
+"I doubt whether anything happens," replied Mr. Batchel in his dogmatic
+way, "without the chances being a million to one against it. Why did
+they choose such a word? What does 'happen' mean?"
+
+There was no reply: it was clearly a rhetorical question.
+
+"Is it incredible," he went on, "that I put into the plate last Sunday
+the very half-crown my uncle tipped me with in 1881, and that I spent
+next day?"
+
+"Was that the one you put in?" was asked by several.
+
+"How do I know?" replied Mr. Batchel, "but if I knew the history of the
+half-crown I did put in, I know it would furnish still more remarkable
+coincidences."
+
+All this talk arose out of the fact that at midnight on the eventful
+day, whilst Mr. Batchel was still sitting by his study fire, he had
+news that the cottage at the sluice had been burnt down. The thatch had
+been dry; there was, as we know, a stiff east-wind, and an hour had
+sufficed to destroy all that was inflammable. The fire is still spoken
+of in Stoneground with great regret. There remains only one building in
+the place of sufficient merit to find its way on to a postcard.
+
+It was just at midnight that the sluice-keeper rung at Mr.
+Batchel's door. His errand required no apology. The man had found a
+night-fisherman to help him as soon as the fire began, and with two
+long sprits from a lighter they had made haste to tear down the thatch,
+and upon this had brought down, from under the ridge at the South end,
+the bones and some of the clothing of a man. Would Mr. Batchel come
+down and see?
+
+Mr. Batchel put on his coat and returned to the place. The people whom
+the fire had collected had been kept on the further side of the water,
+and the space about the cottage was vacant. Near to the smouldering
+heap of ruin were the remains found under the thatch. The fingers of
+the right hand still firmly clutched a sheep bone which had been gnawed
+as a dog would gnaw it.
+
+"Starved to death," said the sluice-keeper, "I see a tramp like that
+ten years ago."
+
+They laid the bones decently in an outhouse, and turned the key, Mr.
+Batchel carried home in his hand a metal cross, threaded upon a cord.
+He found an engraved figure of Our Lord on the face of it, and the name
+of Pierre Richepin upon the back. He went next day to make the matter
+known to the nearest Priest of the Roman Faith, with whom he left
+the cross. The remains, after a brief inquest, were interred in the
+cemetery, with the rites of the Church to which the man had evidently
+belonged.
+
+Mr. Batchel's deductions from the whole circumstances were curious, and
+left a great deal to be explained. It seemed as if Pierre Richepin had
+been disturbed by some premonition of the fire, but had not foreseen
+that his mortal remains would escape; that he could not return to his
+own people without the aid of his map, but had no perception of the
+interval that had elapsed since he had lost it. This map Mr. Batchel
+put into his pocket-book next day when he went to Thomas Richpin for
+certain other information about his surviving relatives.
+
+Richpin had a father, it appeared, living a few miles away in Jakesley
+Fen, and Mr. Batchel concluded that he was worth a visit. He mounted
+his bicycle, therefore, and made his way to Jakesley that same
+afternoon.
+
+Mr. Richpin was working not far from home, and was soon brought in. He
+and his wife shewed great courtesy to their visitor, whom they knew
+well by repute. They had a well-ordered house, and with a natural and
+dignified hospitality, asked him to take tea with them. It was evident
+to Mr. Batchel that there was a great gulf between the elder Richpin
+and his son; the former was the last of an old race, and the latter
+the first of a new. In spite of the Board of Education, the latter was
+vastly the worse.
+
+The cottage contained some French kickshaws which greatly facilitated
+the enquiries Mr. Batchel had come to make. They proved to be family
+relics.
+
+"My grandfather," said Mr. Richpin, as they sat at tea, "was a
+prisoner--he and his brother."
+
+"Your grandfather was Pierre Richepin?" asked Mr. Batchel.
+
+"No! Jules," was the reply. "Pierre got away."
+
+"Shew Mr. Batchel the book," said his wife.
+
+The book was produced. It was a Book of Meditations, with the name
+of Jules Richepin upon the title-page. The fly-leaf was missing. Mr.
+Batchel produced the map from his pocket-book. It fitted exactly. The
+slight indentures along the torn edge fell into their place, and Mr.
+Batchel left the leaf in the book, to the great delight of the old
+couple, to whom he told no more of the story than he thought fit.
+
+
+
+
+IV.
+
+THE EASTERN WINDOW.
+
+
+It may well be that Vermuyden and the Dutchmen who drained the fens did
+good, and that it was interred with their bones. It is quite certain
+that they did evil and that it lives after them. The rivers, which
+these men robbed of their water, have at length silted up, and the
+drainage of one tract of country is proving to have been achieved by
+the undraining of another.
+
+Places like Stoneground, which lie on the banks of these defrauded
+rivers, are now become helpless victims of Dutch engineering. The water
+which has lost its natural outlet, invades their lands. The thrifty
+cottager who once had the river at the bottom of his garden, has his
+garden more often in these days, at the bottom of the river, and a
+summer flood not infrequently destroys the whole produce of his ground.
+
+Such a flood, during an early year in the 20th century, had been
+unusually disastrous to Stoneground, and Mr. Batchel, who, as
+a gardener, was well able to estimate the losses of his poorer
+neighbours, was taking some steps towards repairing them.
+
+Money, however, is never at rest in Stoneground, and it turned out
+upon this occasion that the funds placed at his command were wholly
+inadequate to the charitable purpose assigned to them. It seemed as if
+those who had lost a rood of potatoes could be compensated for no more
+than a yard.
+
+It was at this time, when he was oppressed in mind by the failure
+of his charitable enterprise, that Mr. Batchel met with the happy
+adventure in which the Eastern window of the Church played so singular
+a part.
+
+The narrative should be prefaced by a brief description of the window
+in question. It is a large painted window, of a somewhat unfortunate
+period of execution. The drawing and colouring leave everything to be
+desired. The scheme of the window, however, is based upon a wholesome
+tradition. The five large lights in the lower part are assigned to
+five scenes in the life of Our Lord, and the second of these, counting
+from the North, contains a bold erect figure of St. John Baptist, to
+whom the Church is dedicated. It is this figure alone, of all those
+contained in the window, that is concerned in what we have to relate.
+
+It has already been mentioned that Mr. Batchel had some knowledge of
+music. He took an interest in the choir, from whose practices he was
+seldom absent; and was quite competent, in the occasional absence of
+the choirmaster, to act as his deputy. It is customary at Stoneground
+for the choirmaster, in order to save the sexton a journey, to
+extinguish the lights after a choir-practice and to lock up the Church.
+These duties, accordingly, were performed by Mr. Batchel when the need
+arose.
+
+It will be of use to the reader to have the procedure in detail.
+The large gas-meter stood in an aisle of the Church, and it was Mr.
+Batchel's practice to go round and extinguish all the lights save one,
+before turning off the gas at the meter. The one remaining light, which
+was reached by standing upon a choir seat, was always that nearest the
+door of the chancel, and experience proved that there was ample time to
+walk from the meter to that light before it died out. It was therefore
+an easy matter to turn off the last light, to find the door without its
+aid, and thence to pass out, and close the Church for the night.
+
+Upon the evening of which we have to speak, the choir had hurried out
+as usual, as soon as the word had been given. Mr. Batchel had remained
+to gather together some of the books they had left in disorder, and
+then turned out the lights in the manner already described. But as soon
+as he had extinguished the last light, his eye fell, as he descended
+carefully from the seat, upon the figure of the Baptist. There was just
+enough light outside to make the figures visible in the Eastern Window,
+and Mr. Batchel saw the figure of St. John raise the right arm to its
+full extent, and point northward, turning its head, at the same time,
+so as to look him full in the face. These movements were three times
+repeated, and, after that, the figure came to rest in its normal and
+familiar position.
+
+The reader will not suppose, any more than Mr. Batchel supposed, that a
+figure painted upon glass had suddenly been endowed with the power of
+movement. But that there had been the appearance of movement admitted
+of no doubt, and Mr. Batchel was not so incurious as to let the matter
+pass without some attempt at investigation. It must be remembered,
+too, that an experience in the old library, which has been previously
+recorded, had pre-disposed him to give attention to signs which another
+man might have wished to explain away. He was not willing, therefore,
+to leave this matter where it stood. He was quite prepared to think
+that his eye had been deceived, but was none the less determined to
+find out what had deceived it. One thing he had no difficulty in
+deciding. If the movement had not been actually within the Baptist's
+figure, it had been immediately behind it. Without delay, therefore,
+he passed out of the church and locked the door after him, with the
+intention of examining the other side of the window.
+
+Every inhabitant of Stoneground knows, and laments, the ruin of the old
+Manor House. Its loss by fire some fifteen years ago was a calamity
+from which the parish has never recovered. The estate was acquired,
+soon after the destruction of the house, by speculators who have been
+unable to turn it to any account, and it has for a decade or longer
+been "let alone," except by the forces of Nature and the wantonness of
+trespassers. The charred remains of the house still project above the
+surrounding heaps of fallen masonry, which have long been overgrown by
+such vegetation as thrives on neglected ground; and what was once a
+stately house, with its garden and park in fine order, has given place
+to a scene of desolation and ruin.
+
+Stoneground Church was built, some 600 years ago, within the enclosure
+of the Manor House, or, as it was anciently termed, the Burystead,
+and an excellent stratum of gravel such as no builder would wisely
+disregard, brought the house and Church unusually near together. In
+more primitive days, the nearness probably caused no inconvenience;
+but when change and progress affected the popular idea of respectful
+distance, the Churchyard came to be separated by a substantial stone
+wall, of sufficient height to secure the privacy of the house.
+
+The change was made with necessary regard to economy of space. The
+Eastern wall of the Church already projected far into the garden of
+the Manor, and lay but fifty yards from the south front of the house.
+On that side of the Churchyard, therefore, the new wall was set back.
+Running from the north to the nearest corner of the Church, it was
+there built up to the Church itself, and then continued from the
+southern corner, leaving the Eastern wall and window within the garden
+of the Squire. It was his ivy that clung to the wall of the Church, and
+his trees that shaded the window from the morning sun.
+
+Whilst we have been recalling these facts, Mr. Batchel has made his
+way out of the Church and through the Churchyard, and has arrived at
+a small door in the boundary wall, close to the S.E. corner of the
+chancel. It was a door which some Squire of the previous century had
+made, to give convenient access to the Church for himself and his
+household. It has no present use, and Mr. Batchel had some difficulty
+in getting it open. It was not long, however, before he stood on the
+inner side, and was examining the second light of the window. There
+was a tolerably bright moon, and the dark surface of the glass could
+be distinctly seen, as well as the wirework placed there for its
+protection.
+
+A tall birch, one of the trees of the old Churchyard, had thrust its
+lower boughs across the window, and their silvery bark shone in the
+moonlight. The boughs were bare of leaves, and only very slightly
+interrupted Mr. Batchel's view of the Baptist's figure, the leaden
+outline of which was clearly traceable. There was nothing, however, to
+account for the movement which Mr. Batchel was curious to investigate.
+
+He was about to turn homewards in some disappointment, when a cloud
+obscured the moon again, and reduced the light to what it had been
+before he left the Church. Mr. Batchel watched the darkening of the
+window and the objects near it, and as the figure of the Baptist
+disappeared from view there came into sight a creamy vaporous figure of
+another person lightly poised upon the bough of the tree, and almost
+coincident in position with the picture of the Saint.
+
+It could hardly be described as the figure of a person. It had more the
+appearance of half a person, and fancifully suggested to Mr. Batchel,
+who was fond of whist, one of the diagonally bisected knaves in a pack
+of cards, as he appears when another card conceals a triangular half of
+the bust.
+
+There was no question, now, of going home. Mr. Batchel's eyes were
+riveted upon the apparition. It disappeared again for a moment, when
+an interval between two clouds restored the light of the moon; but no
+sooner had the second cloud replaced the first than the figure again
+became distinct. And upon this, its single arm was raised three times,
+pointing northwards towards the ruined house, just as the figure of the
+Baptist had seemed to point when Mr. Batchel had seen it from within
+the Church.
+
+It was natural that upon receipt of this sign Mr. Batchel should step
+nearer to the tree, from which he was still at some little distance,
+and as he moved, the figure floated obliquely downwards and came
+to rest in a direct line between him and the ruins of the house.
+It rested, not upon the ground, but in just such a position as it
+would have occupied if the lower parts had been there, and in this
+position it seemed to await Mr. Batchel's advance. He made such haste
+to approach it as was possible upon ground encumbered with ivy and
+brambles, and the figure responded to every advance of his by moving
+further in the direction of the ruin.
+
+As the ground improved, the progress became more rapid. Soon they were
+both upon an open stretch of grass, which in better days had been a
+lawn, and still the figure retreated towards the building, with Mr.
+Batchel in respectful pursuit. He saw it, at last, poised upon the
+summit of a heap of masonry, and it disappeared, at his near approach,
+into a crevice between two large stones.
+
+The timely re-appearance of the moon just enabled Mr. Batchel to
+perceive this crevice, and he took advantage of the interval of light
+to mark the place. Taking up a large twig that lay at his feet, he
+inserted it between the stones. He made a slit in the free end and drew
+into it one of some papers that he had carried out of the Church. After
+such a precaution it could hardly be possible to lose the place--for,
+of course, Mr. Batchel intended to return in daylight and continue his
+investigation. For the present, it seemed to be at an end. The light
+was soon obscured again, but there was no re-appearance of the singular
+figure he had followed, so after remaining about the spot for a few
+minutes, Mr. Batchel went home to his customary occupation.
+
+He was not a man to let these occupations be disturbed even by a
+somewhat exciting adventure, nor was he one of those who regard an
+unusual experience only as a sign of nervous disorder. Mr. Batchel had
+far too broad a mind to discredit his sensations because they were not
+like those of other people. Even had his adventure of the evening been
+shared by some companion who saw less than he did, Mr. Batchel would
+only have inferred that his own part in the matter was being regarded
+as more important.
+
+Next morning, therefore, he lost no time in returning to the scene
+of his adventure. He found his mark undisturbed, and was able to
+examine the crevice into which the apparition had seemed to enter.
+It was a crevice formed by the curved surfaces of two large stones
+which lay together on the top of a small heap of fallen rubbish, and
+these two stones Mr. Batchel proceeded to remove. His strength was
+just sufficient for the purpose. He laid the stones upon the ground on
+either side of the little mound, and then proceeded to remove, with his
+hands, the rubbish upon which they had rested, and amongst the rubbish
+he found, tarnished and blackened, two silver coins.
+
+It was not a discovery which seemed to afford any explanation of what
+had occurred the night before, but Mr. Batchel could not but suppose
+that there had been an attempt to direct his attention to the coins,
+and he carried them away with a view of submitting them to a careful
+examination. Taking them up to his bedroom he poured a little water
+into a hand basin, and soon succeeded, with the aid of soap and a nail
+brush, in making them tolerably clean. Ten minutes later, after adding
+ammonia to the water, he had made them bright, and after carefully
+drying them, was able to make his examination. They were two crowns
+of the time of Queen Anne, minted, as a small letter E indicated, at
+Edinburgh, and stamped with the roses and plumes which testified to the
+English and Welsh silver in their composition. The coins bore no date,
+but Mr. Batchel had no hesitation in assigning them to the year 1708
+or thereabouts. They were handsome coins, and in themselves a find of
+considerable interest, but there was nothing to show why he had been
+directed to their place of concealment. It was an enigma, and he could
+not solve it. He had other work to do, so he laid the two crowns upon
+his dressing table, and proceeded to do it.
+
+Mr. Batchel thought little more of the coins until bedtime, when
+he took them from the table and bestowed upon them another admiring
+examination by the light of his candle. But the examination told him
+nothing new: he laid them down again, and, before very long, had lain
+his own head upon the pillow.
+
+It was Mr. Batchel's custom to read himself to sleep. At this time he
+happened to be re-reading the Waverley novels, and "Woodstock" lay
+upon the reading-stand which was always placed at his bedside. As he
+read of the cleverly devised apparition at Woodstock, he naturally
+asked himself whether he might not have been the victim of some
+similar trickery, but was not long in coming to the conclusion that
+his experience admitted of no such explanation. He soon dismissed the
+matter from his mind and went on with his book.
+
+On this occasion, however, he was tired of reading before he was ready
+for sleep; it was long in coming, and then did not come to stay. His
+rest, in fact, was greatly disturbed. Again and again, perhaps every
+hour or so, he was awakened by an uneasy consciousness of some other
+presence in the room.
+
+Upon one of his later awakenings, he was distinctly sensible of a
+sound, or what he described to himself as the "ghost" of a sound. He
+compared it to the whining of a dog that had lost its voice. It was
+not a very intelligible comparison, but still it seemed to describe
+his sensation. The sound, if we may so call it caused him first to sit
+up in bed and look well about him, and then, when nothing had come of
+that, to light his candle. It was not to be expected that anything
+should come of that, but it had seemed a comfortable thing to do, and
+Mr. Batchel left the candle alight and read his book for half an hour
+or so, before blowing it out.
+
+After this, there was no further interruption, but Mr. Batchel
+distinctly felt, when it was time to leave his bed, that he had had
+a bad night. The coins, almost to his surprise, lay undisturbed. He
+went to ascertain this as soon as he was on his feet. He would almost
+have welcomed their removal, or at any rate, some change which might
+have helped him towards a theory of his adventure. There was, however,
+nothing. If he had, in fact, been visited during the night, the coins
+would seem to have had nothing to do with the matter.
+
+Mr. Batchel left the two crowns lying on his table on this next day,
+and went about his ordinary duties. They were such duties as afforded
+full occupation for his mind, and he gave no more than a passing
+thought to the coins, until he was again retiring to rest. He had
+certainly intended to return to the heap of rubbish from which he had
+taken them, but had not found leisure to do so. He did not handle the
+coins again. As he undressed, he made some attempt to estimate their
+value, but without having arrived at any conclusion, went on to think
+of other things, and in a little while had lain down to rest again,
+hoping for a better night.
+
+His hopes were disappointed. Within an hour of falling asleep he found
+himself awakened again by the voiceless whining he so well remembered.
+This sound, as for convenience we will call it, was now persistent and
+continuous. Mr. Batchel gave up even trying to sleep, and as he grew
+more restless and uneasy, decided to get up and dress.
+
+It was the entire cessation of the sound at this juncture which led
+him to a suspicion. His rising was evidently giving satisfaction. From
+that it was easy to infer that something had been desired of him, both
+on the present and the preceding night. Mr. Batchel was not one to
+hold himself aloof in such a case. If help was wanted, even in such
+unnatural circumstances, he was ready to offer it. He determined,
+accordingly, to return to the Manor House, and when he had finished
+dressing, descended the stairs, put on a warm overcoat and went out,
+closing his hall door behind him, without having heard any more of the
+sound, either whilst dressing, or whilst leaving the house.
+
+Once out of doors, the suspicion he had formed was strengthened into a
+conviction. There was no manner of doubt that he had been fetched from
+his bed; for about 30 yards in front of him he saw the strange creamy
+half-figure making straight for the ruins. He followed it as well as he
+could; as before, he was impeded by the ivy and weeds, and the figure
+awaited him; as before, it made straight for the heap of masonry and
+disappeared as soon as Mr. Batchel was at liberty to follow.
+
+There were no dungeons, or subterranean premises beneath the Manor
+House. It had never been more than a house of residence, and the
+building had been purely domestic in character. Mr. Batchel was
+convinced that his adventure would prove unromantic, and felt some
+impatience at losing again, what he had begun to call his triangular
+friend. If this friend wanted anything, it was not easy to say why he
+had so tamely disappeared. There seemed nothing to be done but to wait
+until he came out again.
+
+Mr. Batchel had a pipe in his pocket, and he seated himself upon the
+base of a sun-dial within full view of the spot. He filled and smoked
+his pipe, sitting in momentary expectation of some further sign, but
+nothing appeared. He heard the hedgehogs moving about him in the
+undergrowth, and now and then the sound of a restless bird overhead,
+otherwise all was still. He smoked a second pipe without any further
+discovery, and that finished, he knocked out the ashes against his
+boot, walked to the mound, near to which his labelled stick was lying,
+thrust the stick into the place where the figure had disappeared, and
+went back to bed, where he was rewarded with five hours of sound sleep.
+
+Mr. Batchel had made up his mind that the next day ought to be a day
+of disclosure. He was early at the Manor House, this time provided
+with the gardener's pick, and a spade. He thrust the pick into the
+place from which he had removed his mark, and loosened the rubbish
+thoroughly. With his hands, and with his spade, he was not long in
+reducing the size of the heap by about one-half, and there he found
+more coins.
+
+There were three more crowns, two half-crowns, and a dozen or so
+of smaller coins. All these Mr. Batchel wrapped carefully in his
+handkerchief, and after a few minutes rest went on with his task. As
+it proved, the task was nearly over. Some strips of oak about nine
+inches long, were next uncovered, and then, what Mr. Batchel had begun
+to expect, the lid of a box, with the hinges still attached. It lay,
+face downwards, upon a flat stone. It proved, when he had taken it up,
+to be almost unsoiled, and above a long and wide slit in the lid was
+the gilded legend, "for ye poore" in the graceful lettering and the
+redundant spelling of two centuries ago.
+
+The meaning of all this Mr. Batchel was not long in interpreting.
+That the box and its contents had fallen and been broken amongst
+the masonry, was evident enough. It was as evident that it had been
+concealed in one of the walls brought down by the fire, and Mr. Batchel
+had no doubt at all that he had been in the company of a thief, who
+had once stolen the poor-box from the Church. His task seemed to be at
+an end, a further rummage revealed nothing new. Mr. Batchel carefully
+collected the fragments of the box, and left the place.
+
+His next act cannot be defended. He must have been aware that these
+coins were "treasure trove," and therefore the property of the Crown.
+In spite of this, he determined to convert them into current coin, as
+he well knew how, and to apply the proceeds to the Inundation Fund
+about which he was so anxious. Treating them as his own property, he
+cleaned them all, as he had cleaned the two crowns, sent them to an
+antiquarian friend in London to sell for him, and awaited the result.
+The lid of the poor box he still preserves as a relic of the adventure.
+
+His antiquarian friend did not keep him long waiting. The coins had
+been eagerly bought, and the price surpassed any expectation that Mr.
+Batchel had allowed himself to entertain. He had sent the package
+to London on Saturday morning. Upon the following Tuesday, the last
+post in the evening brought a cheque for twenty guineas. The brief
+subscription list of the Inundation Fund lay upon his desk, and he
+at once entered the amount he had so strangely come by, but could
+not immediately decide upon its description. Leaving the line blank,
+therefore, he merely wrote down L21 in the cash column, to be assigned
+to its source in some suitable form of words when he should have found
+time to frame them.
+
+In this state he left the subscription list upon his desk, when he
+retired for the night. It occurred to him as he was undressing, that
+the twenty guineas might suitably be described as a "restitution," and
+so he determined to enter it upon the line he had left vacant. As he
+reconsidered the matter in the morning, he saw no reason to alter his
+decision, and he went straight from his bedroom to his desk to make the
+entry and have done with it.
+
+There was an incident in the adventure, however, upon which Mr. Batchel
+had not reckoned. As he approached the list, he saw, to his amazement,
+that the line had been filled in. In a crabbed, elongated hand was
+written, "At last, St. Matt. v. 26."
+
+What may seem more strange is that the handwriting was familiar to Mr.
+Batchel, he could not at first say why. His memory, however, in such
+matters, was singularly good, and before breakfast was over he felt
+sure of having identified the writer.
+
+His confidence was not misplaced. He went to the parish chest, whose
+contents he had thoroughly examined in past intervals of leisure, and
+took out the roll of parish constable's accounts. In a few minutes
+he discovered the handwriting of which he was in search. It was
+unmistakably that of Salathiel Thrapston, constable from 1705-1710, who
+met his death in the latter year, whilst in the execution of his duty.
+The reader will scarcely need to be reminded of the text of the Gospel
+at the place of reference--
+
+"Thou shalt by no means come out thence till thou hast paid the
+uttermost farthing."
+
+
+
+
+V.
+
+LUBRIETTA.
+
+
+For the better understanding of this narrative we shall furnish the
+reader with a few words of introduction. It amounts to no more than
+a brief statement of facts which Mr. Batchel obtained from the Lady
+Principal of the European College in Puna, but the facts nevertheless
+are important. The narrative itself was obtained from Mr. Batchel with
+difficulty: he was disposed to regard it as unsuitable for publication
+because of the delicate nature of the situations with which it deals.
+When, however, it was made clear to him that it would be recorded in
+such a manner as would interest only a very select body of readers,
+his scruples were overcome, and he was induced to communicate the
+experience now to be related. Those who read it will not fail to see
+that they are in a manner pledged to deal very discreetly with the
+knowledge they are privileged to share.
+
+Lubrietta Rodria is described by her Lady Principal as an attractive
+and high-spirited girl of seventeen, belonging to the Purple of Indian
+commerce. Her nationality was not precisely known; but drawing near,
+as she did, to a marriageable age, and being courted by more than one
+eligible suitor, she was naturally an object of great interest to her
+schoolfellows, with whom her personal beauty and amiable temper had
+always made her a favourite. She was not, the Lady Principal thought,
+a girl who would be regarded in Christian countries as of very high
+principle; but none the less, she was one whom it was impossible not to
+like.
+
+Her career at the college had ended sensationally. She had been
+immoderately anxious about her final examination, and its termination
+had found her in a state of collapse. They had at once removed her to
+her father's house in the country, where she received such nursing
+and assiduous attention as her case required. It was apparently of no
+avail. For three weeks she lay motionless, deprived of speech, and
+voluntarily, taking no food. Then for a further period of ten days she
+lay in a plight still more distressing. She lost all consciousness,
+and, despite the assurance of the doctors, her parents could hardly be
+persuaded that she lived.
+
+Her _fiance_ who by this time had been declared, was in despair, not
+only from natural affection for Lubrietta, but from remorse. It
+was his intellectual ambition that had incited her to the eagerness
+in study which was threatening such dire results, and it was well
+understood that neither of the lovers would survive these anxious days
+of watching if they were not to be survived by both.
+
+After ten days, however, a change supervened. Lubrietta came back to
+life amid the frenzied rejoicing of the household and all her circle.
+She recovered her health and strength with incredible speed, and within
+three months was married--as the Lady Principal had cause to believe,
+with the happiest prospects.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+Mr. Batchel had not, whilst residing at Stoneground, lost touch
+with the University which had given him his degree, and in which he
+had formerly held one or two minor offices. He had earned no great
+distinction as a scholar, but had taken a degree in honours, and was
+possessed of a useful amount of general knowledge, and in this he found
+not only constant pleasure, but also occasional profit.
+
+The University had made herself, for better or worse, an examiner of
+a hundred times as many students as she could teach; her system of
+examinations had extended to the very limits of the British Empire, and
+her certificates of proficiency were coveted in every quarter of the
+globe.
+
+In the examination of these students, Mr. Batchel, who had considerable
+experience in teaching, was annually employed. Papers from all parts
+of the world were to be found littered about his study, and the
+examination of these papers called for some weeks of strenuous labour
+at every year's end. As the weeks passed, he would anxiously watch
+the growth of a neat stack of papers in the corner of the room, which
+indicated the number to which marks had been assigned and reported to
+Cambridge. The day upon which the last of these was laid in its place
+was a day of satisfaction, second only to that which later on brought
+him a substantial cheque to remunerate him for his labours.
+
+During this period of special effort, Mr. Batchel's servants had their
+share of its discomforts. The chairs and tables they wanted to dust and
+to arrange, were loaded with papers which they were forbidden to touch;
+and although they were warned against showing visitors into any room
+where these papers were lying, Mr. Batchel would inconsiderately lay
+them in every room he had. The privacy of his study, however, where the
+work was chiefly done, was strictly guarded, and no one was admitted
+there unless by Mr. Batchel himself.
+
+Imagine his annoyance, therefore, when he returned from an evening
+engagement at the beginning of the month of January, and found a
+stranger seated in the study! Yet the annoyance was not long in
+subsiding. The visitor was a lady, and as she sat by the lamp, a glance
+was enough to shew that she was young, and very beautiful. The interest
+which this young lady excited in Mr. Batchel was altogether unusual,
+as unusual as was the visit of such a person at such a time. His
+conjecture was that she had called to give him notice of a marriage,
+but he was really charmed by her presence, and was quite content to
+find her in no haste to state her errand. The manner, however, of the
+lady was singular, for neither by word nor movement did she show that
+she was conscious of Mr. Batchel's entry into the room.
+
+He began at length with his customary formula "What can I have the
+pleasure of doing for you?" and when, at the sound of his voice, she
+turned her fine dark eyes upon him, he saw that they were wet with
+tears.
+
+Mr. Batchel was now really moved. As a tear fell upon the lady's cheek,
+she raised her hand as if to conceal it--a brilliant sapphire sparkling
+in the lamp-light as she did so. And then the lady's distress, and
+the exquisite grace of her presence, altogether overcame him. There
+stole upon him a strange feeling of tenderness which he supposed to
+be paternal, but knew nevertheless to be indiscreet. He was a prudent
+man, with strict notions of propriety, so that, ostensibly with a view
+to giving the lady a few minutes in which to recover her composure,
+he quietly left the study and went into another room, to pull himself
+together.
+
+Mr. Batchel, like most solitary men, had a habit of talking to himself.
+"It is of no use, R. B.," he said, "to pretend that you have retired on
+this damsel's account. If you don't take care, you'll make a fool of
+yourself." He took up from the table a volume of the encyclopedia in
+which, the day before, he had been looking up Pestalozzi, and turned
+over the pages in search of something to restore his equanimity. An
+article on Perspective proved to be the very thing. Wholly unromantic
+in character, its copious presentment of hard fact relieved his mind,
+and he was soon threading his way along paths of knowledge to which he
+was little accustomed. He applied his remedy with such persistence that
+when four or five minutes had passed, he felt sufficiently composed to
+return to the study. He framed, as he went, a suitable form of words
+with which to open the conversation, and took with him his register
+of Banns of Marriage, of which he thought he foresaw the need. As he
+opened the study-door, the book fell from his hands to the ground, so
+completely was he overcome by surprise, for he found the room empty.
+The lady had disappeared; her chair stood vacant before him.
+
+Mr. Batchel sat down for a moment, and then rang the bell. It was
+answered by the boy who always attended upon him.
+
+"When did the lady go?" asked Mr. Batchel.
+
+The boy looked bewildered.
+
+"The lady you showed into the study before I came."
+
+"Please, sir, I never shown anyone into the study; I never do when
+you're out."
+
+"There was a lady here," said Mr. Batchel, "when I returned."
+
+The boy now looked incredulous.
+
+"Did you not let someone out just now?"
+
+"No, sir," said the boy. "I put the chain on the front door as soon as
+you came in."
+
+This was conclusive. The chain upon the hall-door was an ancient and
+cumbrous thing, and could not be manipulated without considerable
+effort, and a great deal of noise. Mr. Batchel released the boy, and
+began to think furiously. He was not, as the reader is well aware,
+without some experience of the supranormal side of nature, and he knew
+of course that the visit of this enthralling lady had a purpose. He was
+beginning to know, however, that it had had an effect. He sat before
+his fire reproducing her image, and soon gave it up in disgust because
+his imagination refused to do her justice. He could recover the details
+of her appearance, but could combine them into nothing that would
+reproduce the impression she had first made upon him.
+
+He was unable now to concentrate his attention upon the examination
+papers lying on his table. His mind wandered so often to the other
+topic that he felt himself to be in danger of marking the answers
+unfairly. He turned away from his work, therefore, and moved to another
+chair, where he sat down to read. It was the chair in which she herself
+had sat, and he made no attempt to pretend that he had chosen it on any
+other account. He had, in fact, made some discoveries about himself
+during the last half-hour, and he gave himself another surprise when
+he came to select his book. In the ordinary course of what he had
+supposed to be his nature, he would certainly have returned to the
+article on Perspective; it was lying open in the next room, and he
+had read no more than a tenth part of it. But instead of that, his
+thoughts went back to a volume he had but once opened, and that for
+no more than two minutes. He had received the book, by way of birthday
+present, early in the preceding year, from a relative who had bestowed
+either no consideration at all, or else a great deal of cunning, upon
+its selection. It was a collection of 17th century lyrics, which Mr.
+Batchel's single glance had sufficed to condemn. Regarding the one
+lyric he had read as a sort of literary freak, he had banished the book
+to one of the spare bedrooms, and had never seen it since. And now,
+after this long interval, the absurd lines which his eye had but once
+lighted upon, were recurring to his mind:
+
+ "Fair, sweet, and young, receive a prize
+ Reserved for your victorious eyes";
+
+and so far from thinking them absurd, as he now recalled them, he went
+upstairs to fetch the book, in which he was soon absorbed. The lyrics
+no longer seemed unreasonable. He felt conscious, as he read one after
+another, of a side of nature that he had strangely neglected, and was
+obliged to admit that the men whose feelings were set forth in the
+various sonnets and poems had a fine gift of expression.
+
+ "Thus, whilst I look for her in vain,
+ Methinks I am a child again,
+ And of my shadow am a-chasing.
+ For all her graces are to me
+ Like apparitions that I see,
+ But never can come near th' embracing."
+
+No! these men were not, as he had formerly supposed, writing with
+air, and he felt ashamed at having used the term "freak" at their
+expense.
+
+Mr. Batchel read more of the lyrics, some of them twice, and one of
+them much oftener. That one he began to commit to memory, and since the
+household had retired to rest, to recite aloud. He had been unaware
+that literature contained anything so beautiful, and as he looked again
+at the book to recover an expression his memory had lost, a tear fell
+upon the page. It was a thing so extraordinary that Mr. Batchel first
+looked at the ceiling, but when he found that it was indeed a tear from
+his own eye he was immoderately pleased with himself. Had not she also
+shed a tear as she sat upon the same chair? The fact seemed to draw
+them together.
+
+Contemplation of this sort was, however, a luxury to be enjoyed in
+something like moderation. Mr. Batchel soon laid down his lyric and
+savagely began to add up columns of marks, by way of discipline; and
+when he had totalled several pages of these, respect for his normal
+self had returned with sufficient force to take him off to bed.
+
+The matter of his dreams, or whether he dreamed at all, has not been
+disclosed. He awoke, at any rate, in a calmer state of mind, and such
+romantic thoughts as remained were effectually dispelled by the sight
+of his own countenance when he began to shave. "Fancy you spouting
+lyrics," he said, as he dabbed the brush upon his mouth, and by the
+time he was ready for breakfast he pronounced himself cured.
+
+The prosaic labours awaiting him in the study were soon forced upon his
+notice, and for once he did not regret it. Amongst the letters lying
+upon the breakfast table was one from the secretary who controlled the
+system of examination. The form of the envelope was too familiar to
+leave him in doubt as to what it contained. It was a letter which, to a
+careful man like Mr. Batchel, seemed to have the nature of a reproof,
+inasmuch as it probably asked for information which it had already
+been his duty to furnish. The contents of the envelope, when he had
+impatiently torn it open, answered to his expectation--he was formally
+requested to supply the name and the marks of candidate No. 1004, and
+he wondered, as he ate his breakfast, how he had omitted to return
+them. He hunted out the paper of No. 1004 as soon as the meal was over.
+The candidate proved to be one Lubrietta Bodria, of whom, of course,
+he had never heard, and her answers had all been marked. He could not
+understand why they should have been made the subject of enquiry.
+
+He took her papers in his hand, and looked at them again as he stood
+with his back to the fire, having lit the pipe which invariably
+followed his breakfast, and then he discovered something much harder to
+understand. The marks were not his own. In place of the usual sketchy
+numerals, hardly decipherable to any but himself, he saw figures which
+were carefully formed; and the marks assigned to the first answer, as
+he saw it on the uppermost sheet, were higher than the maximum number
+obtainable for that question.
+
+Mr. Batchel laid down his pipe and seated himself at the table. He was
+greatly puzzled. As he turned over the sheets of No. 1004 he found
+all the other questions marked in like manner, and making a total of
+half as much again as the highest possible number. "Who the dickens,"
+he said, using a meaningless, but not uncommon expression, "has been
+playing with this; and how came I to pass it over?" The need of the
+moment, however, was to furnish the proper marks to the secretary at
+Cambridge, and Mr. Batchel proceeded to read No. 1004 right through.
+
+He soon found that he had read it all before, and the matter began to
+bristle with queries. It proved, in fact, to be a paper over which he
+had spent some time, and for a singularly interesting reason. He had
+learned from a friend in the Indian Civil Service that an exaggerated
+value was often placed by ambitious Indians and Cingalese upon a
+European education, and that many aspiring young men declined to
+take a wife who had not passed this very examination. It was to Mr.
+Batchel a disquieting reflection that his blue pencil was not only
+marking mistakes, but might at the same time be cancelling matrimonial
+engagements, and his friend's communication had made him scrupulously
+careful in examining the work of young ladies in Oriental Schools. The
+matter had occurred to him at once as he had examined the answers of
+Lubrietta Rodria. He perfectly remembered the question upon which her
+success depended. A problem in logic had been answered by a rambling
+and worthless argument, to which, somehow, the right conclusion was
+appended: the conclusion might be a happy guess, or it might have been
+secured by less honest means, but Mr. Batchel, following his usual
+practice, gave no marks for it. It was not here that he found any cause
+for hesitation, but when he came to the end of the paper and found that
+the candidate had only just failed, he had turned back to the critical
+question, imagined an eligible bachelor awaiting the result of the
+examination, and then, after a period of vacillation, had hastily put
+the symbol of failure upon the paper lest he should be tempted to bring
+his own charity to the rescue of the candidate's logic, and unfairly
+add the three marks which would suffice to pass her.
+
+As he now read the answer for the second time, the same pitiful thought
+troubled him, and this time more than before; for over the edge of
+the paper of No. 1004 there persistently arose the image of the young
+lady with the sapphire ring. It directed the current of his thoughts.
+Suppose that Lubrietta Rodria were anything like that! and what if the
+arguments of No. 1004 were worthless! Young ladies were notoriously
+weak in argument, and as strong in conclusions! and after all, the
+conclusion was correct, and ought not a correct conclusion to have its
+marks? There followed much more to the same purpose, and in the end Mr.
+Batchel stultified himself by adding the necessary three marks, and
+passing the candidate.
+
+"This comes precious near to being a job," he remarked, as he entered
+the marks upon the form and sealed it in the envelope, "but No. 1004
+must pass, this time." He enclosed in the envelope a request to know
+why the marks had been asked for, since they had certainly been
+returned in their proper place. A brief official reply informed him
+next day that the marks he had returned exceeded the maximum, and must,
+therefore, have been wrongly entered.
+
+"This," said Mr. Batchel, "is a curious coincidence."
+
+Curious as it certainly was, it was less curious than what immediately
+followed. It was Mr. Batchel's practice to avoid any delay in returning
+these official papers, and he went out, there and then, to post his
+envelope. The Post Office was no more than a hundred yards from his
+door, and in three minutes he was in his study again. The first object
+that met his eye there was a beautiful sapphire ring lying upon the
+papers of No. 1004, which had remained upon the table.
+
+Mr. Batchel at once recognised the ring. "I knew it was precious near a
+job," he said, "but I didn't know that it was as near as this."
+
+He took up the ring and examined it. It looked like a ring of great
+value; the stone was large and brilliant, and the setting was of fine
+workmanship. "Now what on earth," said Mr. Batchel, "am I to do with
+this?"
+
+The nearest jeweller to Stoneground was a competent and experienced
+tradesman of the old school. He was a member of the local Natural
+History Society, and in that capacity Mr. Batchel had made intimate
+acquaintance with him. To this jeweller, therefore, he carried the
+ring, and asked him what he thought of it.
+
+"I'll give you forty pounds for it," said the jeweller.
+
+Mr. Batchel replied that the ring was not his. "What about the make of
+it?" he asked. "Is it English?"
+
+The jeweller replied that it was unmistakably Indian.
+
+"You are sure?" said Mr. Batchel.
+
+"Certain," said the jeweller. "Major Ackroyd brought home one like it,
+all but the stone, from Puna; I repaired it for him last year."
+
+The information was enough, if not more than enough, for Mr. Batchel.
+He begged a suitable case from his friend the jeweller, and within
+an hour had posted the ring to Miss Lubrietta Rodria at the European
+College in Puna. At the same time he wrote to the Principal the letter
+whose answer is embodied in the preface to this narrative.
+
+Having done this, Mr. Batchel felt more at ease. He had given Lubrietta
+Rodria what he amiably called the benefit of the doubt, but it should
+never be said that he had been bribed.
+
+The rest of his papers he marked with fierce justice. A great deal of
+the work, in his zeal, he did twice over, but his conscience amply
+requited him for the superfluous labour. The last paper was marked
+within a day of the allotted time, Mr. Batchel shortly afterwards
+received his cheque, and was glad to think that the whole matter was at
+an end.
+
+ * * * * *
+
+That Lubrietta had been absent from India whilst her relatives and
+attendants were trying to restore her to consciousness, he had good
+reason to know. His friends, for the most part, took a very narrow view
+of human nature and its possibilities, so that he kept his experience,
+for a long time, to himself; there were personal reasons for not
+discussing the incident. The reader has been already told upon what
+understanding it is recorded here.
+
+There remains, however, an episode which Mr. Batchel all but managed
+to suppress. Upon the one occasion when he allowed himself to speak of
+this matter, he was being pressed for a description of the sapphire
+ring, and was not very successful in his attempt to describe it. There
+was no reason, of course, why this should lay his good faith under
+suspicion. Few of us could pass an examination upon objects with which
+we are supposed to be familiar, or say which of our tables have three
+legs, and which four.
+
+One of Mr. Batchel's auditors, however, took a captious view of the
+matter, and brusquely remarked, in imitation of a more famous sceptic,
+"I don't believe there's no sich a thing."
+
+Mr. Batchel, of course, recognised the phrase, and it was his eagerness
+to establish his credit that committed him at this point to a last
+disclosure about Lubrietta. He drew a sapphire ring from his pocket,
+handed it to the incredulous auditor, and addressed him in the manner
+of Mrs. Gamp.
+
+"What! you bage creetur, have I had this ring three year or more to be
+told there ain't no sech a thing. Go along with you."
+
+"But I thought the ring was sent back," said more than one.
+
+"How did you come by it?" said all the others.
+
+Mr. Batchel thereupon admitted that he had closed his story prematurely.
+About six weeks after the return of the ring to Puna he had found it
+once again upon his table, returned through the post. Enclosed in the
+package was a note which Mr. Batchel, being now committed to this part
+of the story, also passed round for inspection. It ran as follows:--
+
+ "Accept the ring, dear one, and wear it for my sake. Fail not
+ to think sometimes of her whom you have made happy.--L. R."
+
+"What on earth am I to do with this?" Mr. Batchel had asked himself
+again. And this time he had answered the question, after the briefest
+possible delay, by slipping the ring upon his fourth finger.
+
+The book of Lyrics remained downstairs amongst the books in constant
+use. Mr. Batchel can repeat at least half of the collection from memory.
+
+He knows well enough that such terms as "dear one" are addressed to
+bald gentlemen only in a Pickwickian sense, but even with that sense
+the letter gives him pleasure.
+
+He admits that he thinks very often of "her whom he has made happy,"
+but that he cannot exclude from his thoughts at these times an
+ungenerous regret. It is that he has also made happy a nameless
+Oriental gentleman whom he presumptuously calls "the other fellow."
+
+
+
+
+VI.
+
+THE ROCKERY.
+
+
+The Vicar's garden at Stoneground has certainly been enclosed for more
+than seven centuries, and during the whole of that time its almost
+sacred privacy has been regarded as permanent and unchangeable. It has
+remained for the innovators of later and more audacious days to hint
+that it might be given into other hands, and still carry with it no
+curse that should make a new possessor hasten to undo his irreverence.
+Whether there can be warrant for such confidence, time will show. The
+experiences already related will show that the privacy of the garden
+has been counted upon both by good men and worse. And here is a story,
+in its way, more strange than any.
+
+By way of beginning, it may be well to describe a part of the garden
+not hitherto brought into notice. That part lies on the western
+boundary, where the garden slopes down to a sluggish stream, hardly a
+stream at all, locally known as the Lode. The Lode bounds the garden
+on the west along its whole length, and there the moor-hen builds her
+nest, and the kingfisher is sometimes, but in these days too rarely,
+seen. But the centre of vision, as it were, of this western edge lies
+in a cluster of tall elms. Towards these all the garden paths converge,
+and about their base is raised a bank of earth, upon which is heaped a
+rockery of large stones lately overgrown with ferns.
+
+Mr. Batchel's somewhat prim taste in gardening had long resented
+this disorderly bank. In more than one place in his garden had wild
+confusion given place to a park-like trimness, and there were not a
+few who would say that the change was not for the better. Mr. Batchel,
+however, went his own way, and in due time determined to remove the
+rockery. He was puzzled by its presence; he could see no reason why a
+bank should have been raised about the feet of the elms, and surmounted
+with stones; not a ray of sunshine ever found its way there, and none
+but coarse and uninteresting plants had established themselves. Whoever
+had raised the bank had done it ignorantly, or with some purpose not
+easy for Mr. Batchel to conjecture.
+
+Upon a certain day, therefore, in the early part of December, when
+the garden had been made comfortable for its winter rest, he began,
+with the assistance of his gardener, to remove the stones into another
+place.
+
+We do but speak according to custom in this matter, and there are few
+readers who will not suspect the truth, which is that the gardener
+began to remove the stones, whilst Mr. Batchel stood by and delivered
+criticisms of very slight value. Such strength, in fact, as Mr. Batchel
+possessed had concentrated itself upon the mind, and somewhat neglected
+his body, and what he called help, during his presence in the garden,
+was called by another name when the gardener and his boy were left to
+themselves, with full freedom of speech.
+
+There were few of the stones rolled down by the gardener that Mr.
+Batchel could even have moved, but his astonishment at their size soon
+gave place to excitement at their appearance. His antiquarian tastes
+were strong, and were soon busily engaged. For, as the stones rolled
+down, his eyes were feasted, in a rapid succession, by capitals of
+columns, fragments of moulded arches and mullions, and other relics of
+ecclesiastical building.
+
+Repeatedly did he call the gardener down from his work to put these
+fragments together, and before long there were several complete lengths
+of arcading laid upon the path. Stones which, perhaps, had been
+separated for centuries, once more came together, and Mr. Batchel,
+rubbing his hands in excited satisfaction, declared that he might
+recover the best parts of a Church by the time the rockery had been
+demolished.
+
+The interest of the gardener in such matters was of a milder kind. "We
+must go careful," he merely observed, "when we come to the organ." They
+went on removing more and more stones, until at length the whole bank
+was laid bare, and Mr. Batchel's chief purpose achieved. How the stones
+were carefully arranged, and set up in other parts of the garden, is
+well known, and need not concern us now.
+
+One detail, however, must not be omitted. A large and stout stake of
+yew, evidently of considerable age, but nevertheless quite sound, stood
+exposed after the clearing of the bank. There was no obvious reason for
+its presence, but it had been well driven in, so well that the strength
+of the gardener, or, if it made any difference, of the gardener and Mr.
+Batchel together, failed even to shake it. It was not unsightly, and
+might have remained where it was, had not the gardener exclaimed, "This
+is the very thing we want for the pump." It was so obviously "the very
+thing" that its removal was then and there decided upon.
+
+The pump referred to was a small iron pump used to draw water from the
+Lode. It had been affixed to many posts in turn, and defied them all
+to hold it. Not that the pump was at fault. It was a trifling affair
+enough. But the pumpers were usually garden-boys, whose impatient
+energy had never failed, before many days, to wriggle the pump away
+from its supports. When the gardener had, upon one occasion, spent
+half a day in attaching it firmly to a post, they had at once shaken
+out the post itself. Since, therefore, the matter was causing daily
+inconvenience, and the gardener becoming daily more concerned for his
+reputation as a rough carpenter, it was natural for him to exclaim,
+"This is the very thing." It was a better stake than he had ever used,
+and as had just been made evident, a stake that the ground would hold.
+
+"Yes!" said Mr. Batchel, "it is the very thing; but can we get it up?"
+The gardener always accepted this kind of query as a challenge, and
+replied only by taking up a pick and setting to work, Mr. Batchel,
+as usual, looking on, and making, every now and then, a fruitless
+suggestion. After a few minutes, however, he made somewhat more than a
+suggestion. He darted forward and laid his hand upon the pick. "Don't
+you see some copper?" he asked quickly.
+
+Every man who digs knows what a hiding place there is in the earth.
+The monotony of spade work is always relieved by a hope of turning up
+something unexpected. Treasure lies dimly behind all these hopes, so
+that the gardener, having seen Mr. Batchel excited over so much that
+was precious from his own point of view, was quite ready to look for
+something of value to an ordinary reasonable man. Copper might lead to
+silver, and that, in turn, to gold. At Mr. Batchel's eager question,
+therefore, he peered into the hole he had made, and examined everything
+there that might suggest the rounded form of a coin.
+
+He soon saw what had arrested Mr. Batchel. There was a lustrous scratch
+on the side of the stake, evidently made by the pick, and though the
+metal was copper, plainly enough, the gardener felt that he had been
+deceived, and would have gone on with his work. Copper of that sort
+gave him no sort of excitement, and only a feeble interest.
+
+Mr. Batchel, however, was on his hands and knees. There was a small
+irregular plate of copper nailed to the stake; without any difficulty
+he tore it away from the nails, and soon scraped it clean with a
+shaving of wood; then, rising to his feet, he examined his find.
+
+There was an inscription upon it, so legible as to need no deciphering.
+It had been roughly and effectually made with a hammer and nail, the
+letters being formed by series of holes punched deeply into the metal,
+and what he read was:--
+
+ MOVE NOT THIS
+ STAKE, NOV. 1, 1702.
+
+But to move the stake was what Mr. Batchel had determined upon, and the
+metal plate he held in his hand interested him chiefly as showing how
+long the post had been there. He had happened, as he supposed, upon an
+ancient landmark. The discovery, recorded elsewhere, of a well, near to
+the edge of his present lawn, had shown him that his premises had once
+been differently arranged. One of the minor antiquarian tasks he had
+set himself was to discover and record the old arrangement, and he felt
+that the position of this stake would help him. He felt no doubt of
+its being a point upon the western limit of the garden; not improbably
+marked in this way to show where the garden began, and where ended the
+ancient hauling-way, which had been secured to the public for purposes
+of navigation.
+
+The gardener, meanwhile, was proceeding with his work. With no small
+difficulty he removed the rubble and clay which accounted for the
+firmness of the stake. It grew dark as the work went on, and a distant
+clock struck five before it was completed. Five was the hour at
+which the gardener usually went home; his day began early. He was
+not, however, a man to leave a small job unfinished, and he went on
+loosening the earth with his pick, and trying the effect, at intervals,
+upon the firmness of the stake. It naturally began to give, and could
+be moved from side to side through a space of some few inches. He
+lifted out the loosened stones, and loosened more. His pick struck
+iron, which, after loosening, proved to be links of a rusted chain.
+"They've buried a lot of rubbish in this hole," he remarked, as he went
+on loosening the chain, which, in the growing darkness, could hardly
+be seen. Mr. Batchel, meanwhile, occupied himself in a simpler task of
+working the stake to and fro, by way of loosening its hold. Ultimately
+it began to move with greater freedom. The gardener laid down his
+tool and grasped the stake, which his master was still holding; their
+combined efforts succeeded at once; the stake was lifted out.
+
+It turned out to be furnished with an unusually long and sharp point,
+which explained the firmness of its hold upon the ground. The gardener
+carried it to the neighbourhood of the pump, in readiness for its next
+purpose, and made ready to go home. He would drive the stake to-morrow,
+he said, in the new place, and make the pump so secure that not even
+the boys could shake it. He also spoke of some designs he had upon
+the chain, should it prove to be of any considerable length. He was an
+ingenious man, and his skill in converting discarded articles to new
+uses was embarrassing to his master. Mr. Batchel, as has been said, was
+a prim gardener, and he had no liking for makeshift devices. He had
+that day seen his runner beans trained upon a length of old gas-piping,
+and had no intention of leaving the gardener in possession of such a
+treasure as a rusty chain. What he said, however, and said with truth,
+was that he wanted the chain for himself. He had no practical use for
+it, and hardly expected it to yield him any interest. But a chain
+buried in 1702 must be examined--nothing ancient comes amiss to a man
+of antiquarian tastes.
+
+Mr. Batchel had noticed, whilst the gardener had been carrying away
+the stake, that the chain lay very loosely in the earth. The pick had
+worked well round it. He said, therefore, that the chain must be lifted
+out and brought to him upon the morrow, bade his gardener good night,
+and went in to his fireside.
+
+This will appear to the reader to be a record of the merest trifles,
+but all readers will accept the reminder that there is no such
+thing as a trifle, and that what appears to be trivial has that
+appearance only so long as it stands alone. Regarded in the light
+of their consequences, those matters which have seemed to be least
+in importance, turn out, often enough, to be the greatest. And these
+trifling occupations, as we may call them for the last time, of Mr.
+Batchel and the gardener, had consequences which shall now be set down
+as Mr. Batchel himself narrated them. But we must take events in their
+order. At present Mr. Batchel is at his fireside, and his gardener at
+home with his family. The stake is removed, and the hole, in which lies
+some sort of an iron chain, is exposed.
+
+Upon this particular evening Mr. Batchel was dining out. He was a
+good natured man, with certain mild powers of entertainment, and his
+presence as an occasional guest was not unacceptable at some of the
+more considerable houses of the neighbourhood. And let us hasten to
+observe that he was not a guest who made any great impression upon
+the larders or the cellars of his hosts. He liked port, but he liked
+it only of good quality, and in small quantity. When he returned
+from a dinner party, therefore, he was never either in a surfeited
+condition of body, or in any confusion of mind. Not uncommonly after
+his return upon such occasions did he perform accurate work. Unfinished
+contributions to sundry local journals were seldom absent from his
+desk. They were his means of recreation. There they awaited convenient
+intervals of leisure, and Mr. Batchel was accustomed to say that of
+these intervals he found none so productive as a late hour, or hour and
+a half, after a dinner party.
+
+Upon the evening in question he returned, about an hour before
+midnight, from dining at the house of a retired officer residing in the
+neighbourhood, and the evening had been somewhat less enjoyable than
+usual. He had taken in to dinner a young lady who had too persistently
+assailed him with antiquarian questions. Now Mr. Batchel did not like
+talking what he regarded as "shop," and was not much at home with young
+ladies, to whom he knew that, in the nature of things, he could be
+but imperfectly acceptable. With infinite good will towards them, and
+a genuine liking for their presence, he felt that he had but little
+to offer them in exchange. There was so little in common between his
+life and theirs. He felt distinctly at his worst when he found himself
+treated as a mere scrap-book of information. It made him seem, as he
+would express it, de-humanised.
+
+Upon this particular evening the young lady allotted to him, perhaps
+at her own request, had made a scrap-book of him, and he had returned
+home somewhat discontented, if also somewhat amused. His discontent
+arose from having been deprived of the general conversation he so
+greatly, but so rarely, enjoyed. His amusement was caused by the
+incongruity between a very light-hearted young lady and the subject
+upon which she had made him talk, for she had talked of nothing else
+but modes of burial.
+
+He began to recall the conversation as he lit his pipe and dropped into
+his armchair. She had either been reflecting deeply upon the matter,
+or, as seemed to Mr. Batchel, more probable, had read something and
+half forgotten it. He recalled her questions, and the answers by which
+he had vainly tried to lead her to a more attractive topic. For example:
+
+ She: Will you tell me why people were buried at cross roads?
+
+ He: Well, consecrated ground was so jealously guarded that a
+ criminal would be held to have forfeited the right to be buried
+ amongst Christian folk. His friends would therefore choose
+ cross roads where there was set a wayside cross, and make his
+ grave at the foot of it. In some of my journeys in Scotland I
+ have seen crosses....
+
+But the young lady had refused to be led into Scotland. She had stuck
+to her subject.
+
+ She: Why have coffins come back into use? There is nothing in our
+ Burial Service about a coffin.
+
+ He: True, and the use of the coffin is due, in part, to an ignorant
+ notion of confining the corpse, lest, like Hamlet's father, he
+ should walk the earth. You will have noticed that the corpse
+ is always carried out of the house feet foremost, to suggest a
+ final exit, and that the grave is often covered with a heavy
+ slab. Very curious epitaphs are to be found on these slabs....
+
+But she was not to be drawn into the subject of epitaphs. She had made
+him tell of other devices for confining spirits to their prison, and
+securing the peace of the living, especially of those adopted in the
+case of violent and mischievous men. Altogether an unusual sort of
+young lady.
+
+The conversation, however, had revived his memories of what was, after
+all, a matter of some interest, and he determined to look through his
+parish registers for records of exceptional burials. He was surprised
+at himself for never having done it. He dismissed the matter from his
+mind for the time being, and as it was a bright moonlight night he
+thought he would finish his pipe in the garden.
+
+Therefore, although midnight was close at hand, he strolled complacently
+round his garden, enjoying the light of the moon no less than in the
+daytime he would have enjoyed the sun; and thus it was that he arrived
+at the scene of his labours upon the old rockery. There was more light
+than there had been at the end of the afternoon, and when he had walked
+up the bank, and stood over the hole we have already described, he could
+distinctly see the few exposed links of the iron chain. Should he remove
+it at once to a place of safety, out of the way of the gardener? It was
+about time for bed. The city clocks were then striking midnight. He
+would let the chain decide. If it came out easily he would remove it;
+otherwise, it should remain until morning.
+
+The chain came out more than easily. It seemed to have a force within
+itself. He gave but a slight tug at the free end with a view of
+ascertaining what resistance he had to encounter, and immediately found
+himself lying upon his back with the chain in his hand. His back had
+fortunately turned towards an elm three feet away which broke his fall,
+but there had been violence enough to cause him no little surprise.
+
+The effort he had made was so slight that he could not account for
+having lost his feet; and being a careful man, he was a little anxious
+about his evening coat, which he was still wearing. The chain, however,
+was in his hand, and he made haste to coil it into a portable shape,
+and to return to the house.
+
+Some fifty yards from the spot was the northern boundary of the garden,
+a long wall with a narrow lane beyond. It was not unusual, even at
+this hour of the night, to hear footsteps there. The lane was used by
+railway men, who passed to and from their work at all hours, as also by
+some who returned late from entertainments in the neighbouring city.
+
+But Mr. Batchel, as he turned back to the house, with his chain over
+one arm, heard more than footsteps. He heard for a few moments the
+unmistakable sound of a scuffle, and then a piercing cry, loud and
+sharp, and a noise of running. It was such a cry as could only have
+come from one in urgent need of help.
+
+Mr. Batchel dropped his chain. The garden wall was some ten feet high
+and he had no means of scaling it. But he ran quickly into the house,
+passed out by the hall door into the street, and so towards the lane
+without a moment's loss of time.
+
+Before he has gone many yards he sees a man running from the lane with
+his clothing in great disorder, and this man, at the sight of Mr.
+Batchel, darts across the road, runs along in the shadow of an opposite
+wall and attempts to escape.
+
+The man is known well enough to Mr. Batchel. It is one Stephen Medd, a
+respectable and sensible man, by occupation a shunter, and Mr. Batchel
+at once calls out to ask what has happened. Stephen, however, makes no
+reply but continues to run along the shadow of the wall, whereupon Mr.
+Batchel crosses over and intercepts him, and again asks what is amiss.
+Stephen answers wildly and breathlessly, "I'm not going to stop here,
+let me go home."
+
+As Mr. Batchel lays his hand upon the man's arm and draws him into the
+light of the moon, it is seen that his face is streaming with blood
+from a wound near the eye.
+
+He is somewhat calmed by the familiar voice of Mr. Batchel, and is
+about to speak, when another scream is heard from the lane. The voice
+is that of a boy or woman, and no sooner does Stephen hear it than he
+frees himself violently from Mr. Batchel and makes away towards his
+home. With no less speed does Mr. Batchel make for the lane, and finds
+about half way down a boy lying on the ground wounded and terrified.
+
+At first the boy clings to the ground, but he, too, is soon reassured
+by Mr. Batchel's voice, and allows himself to be lifted on to his
+feet. His wound is also in the face, and Mr. Batchel takes the boy
+into his house, bathes and plasters his wound, and soon restores him
+to something like calm. He is what is termed a call-boy, employed by
+the Railway Company to awaken drivers at all hours, and give them their
+instructions.
+
+Mr. Batchel is naturally impatient for the moment he can question
+the boy about his assailant, who is presumably also the assailant
+of Stephen Medd. No one had been visible in the lane, though the
+moon shone upon it from end to end. At the first available moment,
+therefore, he asks the boy, "Who did this?"
+
+The answer came, without any hesitation, "Nobody." "There was nobody
+there," he said, "and all of a sudden somebody hit me with an iron
+thing."
+
+Then Mr. Batchel asked, "Did you see Stephen Medd?" He was becoming
+greatly puzzled.
+
+The boy replied that he had seen Mr. Medd "a good bit in front," with
+nobody near him, and that all of a sudden someone knocked him down.
+
+Further questioning seemed useless. Mr. Batchel saw the boy to his
+home, left him at the door, and returned to bed, but not to sleep.
+He could not cease from thinking, and he could think of nothing but
+assaults from invisible hands. Morning seemed long in coming, but came
+at last.
+
+Mr. Batchel was up betimes and made a very poor breakfast. Dallying
+with the morning paper, rather than reading it, his eye was arrested by
+a headline about "Mysterious assaults in Elmham." He felt that he had
+mysteries of his own to occupy him and was in no mood to be interested
+in more assaults. But he had some knowledge of Elmham, a small town ten
+miles distant from Stoneground, and he read the brief paragraph, which
+contained no more than the substance of a telegram. It said, however,
+that three persons had been victims of unaccountable assaults. Two of
+them had escaped with slight injuries, but the third, a young woman,
+was dangerously wounded, though still alive and conscious. She declared
+that she was quite alone in her house and had been suddenly struck
+with great violence by what felt like a piece of iron, and that she
+must have bled to death but for a neighbour who heard her cries. The
+neighbour had at once looked out and seen nobody, but had bravely gone
+to her friend's assistance.
+
+Mr. Batchel laid down his newspaper considerably impressed, as was
+natural, by the resemblance of these tragedies to what he had
+witnessed himself. He was in no condition, after his excitement and
+his sleepless night, to do his usual work. His mind reverted to the
+conversation at the dinner party and the trifle of antiquarian research
+it had suggested. Such occupation had often served him when he found
+himself suffering from a cold, or otherwise indisposed for more serious
+work. He would get the registers and collect what entries there might
+be of irregular burial.
+
+He found only one such entry, but that one was enough. There was a note
+dated All Hallows, 1702, to this effect:
+
+ "This day did a vagrant from Elmham beat cruelly to death two
+ poor men who had refused him alms, and upon a hue and cry being
+ raised, took his own life. He was buried in one Parson's Close
+ with a stake through his body and his arms confined in chains,
+ and stoutly covered in."
+
+No further news came from Elmham. Either the effort had been exhausted,
+or its purpose achieved. But what could have led the young lady, a
+stranger to Mr. Batchel and to his garden, to hit upon so appropriate
+a topic? Mr. Batchel could not answer the question as he put it to
+himself again and again during the day. He only knew that she had given
+him a warning, by which, to his shame and regret, he had been too
+obtuse to profit.
+
+
+
+
+VII.
+
+THE INDIAN LAMP-SHADE.
+
+
+What has been already said of Mr. Batchel will have sufficed to inform
+the reader that he is a man of very settled habits. The conveniences
+of life, which have multiplied so fast of late, have never attracted
+him, even when he has heard of them. Inconveniences to which he is
+accustomed have always seemed to him preferable to conveniences with
+which he is unfamiliar. To this day, therefore, he writes with a quill,
+winds up his watch with a key, and will drink no soda-water but from a
+tumbling bottle with the cork wired to its neck.
+
+The reader accordingly will learn without surprise that Mr. Batchel
+continues to use the reading-lamp he acquired 30 years ago as a
+Freshman in College. He still carries it from room to room as
+occasion requires, and ignores all other means of illumination. It
+is an inexpensive lamp of very poor appearance, and dates from a
+time when labour-saving was not yet a fine art. It cannot be lighted
+without the removal of several of its parts, and it is extinguished
+by the primitive device of blowing down the chimney. What has always
+shocked the womenfolk of the Batchel family, however, is the lamp's
+unworthiness of its surroundings. Mr. Batchel's house is furnished in
+dignified and comfortable style, but the handsome lamp, surmounting
+a fluted brazen column, which his relatives bestowed upon him at his
+institution, is still unpacked.
+
+One of his younger and subtler relatives succeeded in damaging the old
+lamp, as she thought, irretrievably, by a well-planned accident, but
+found it still in use a year later, most atrociously repaired. The
+whole family, and some outsiders, had conspired to attack the offending
+lamp, and it had withstood them all.
+
+The single victory achieved over Mr. Batchel in this matter is quite
+recent, and was generally unexpected. A cousin who had gone out to
+India as a bride, and that of Mr. Batchel's making, had sent him
+an Indian lamp-shade. The association was pleasing. The shade was
+decorated with Buddhist figures which excited Mr. Batchel's curiosity,
+and to the surprise of all his friends he set it on the lamp and there
+allowed it to remain. It was not, however, the figures which had
+reconciled him to this novel and somewhat incongruous addition to the
+old lamp. The singular colour of the material had really attracted
+him. It was a bright orange-red, like no colour he had ever seen, and
+the remarks of visitors whose experience of such things was greater
+than his own soon justified him in regarding it as unique. No one had
+seen the colour elsewhere; and of all the tints which have acquired
+distinctive names, none of the names could be applied without some
+further qualification. Mr. Batchel himself did not trouble about
+a name, but was quite certain that it was a colour that he liked;
+and more than that, a colour which had about it some indescribable
+fascination. When the lamp had been brought in, and the curtains drawn,
+he used to regard with singular pleasure the interiors of rooms with
+whose appearance he was unaccustomed to concern himself. The books in
+his study, and the old-fashioned solid furniture of his dining room, as
+reflected in the new light, seemed to assume a more friendly aspect,
+as if they had previously been rigidly frozen, and had now thawed
+into life. The lamp-shade seemed to bestow upon the light some active
+property, and gave to the rooms, as Mr. Batchel said, the appearance of
+being wide-awake.
+
+These optical effects, as he called them, were especially noticeable in
+the dining room, where the convenience of a large table often induced
+him to spend the evening. Standing in a favourite attitude, with his
+elbow on the chimney-piece, Mr. Batchel found increasing pleasure in
+contemplating the interior of the room as he saw it reflected in a
+large old mirror above the fireplace. The great mahogany sideboard
+across the room, seemed, as he gazed upon it, to be penetrated by the
+light, and to acquire a softness of outline, and a sort of vivacity,
+which operated pleasantly upon its owner's imagination. He found
+himself playfully regretting, for example, that the mirror had no power
+of recording and reproducing the scenes enacted before it since the
+close of the 18th century, when it had become one of the fixtures of
+the house. The ruddy light of the lamp-shade had always a stimulating
+effect upon his fancy, and some of the verses which describe his
+visions before the mirror would delight the reader, but that the
+author's modesty forbids their reproduction. Had he been less firm in
+this matter we should have inserted here a poem in which Mr. Batchel
+audaciously ventured into the domain of Physics. He endowed his mirror
+with the power of retaining indefinitely the light which fell upon it,
+and of reflecting it only when excited by the appropriate stimulus. The
+passage beginning
+
+ The mirror, whilst men pass upon their way,
+ Treasures their image for a later day,
+
+might be derided by students of optics. Mr. Batchel has often read
+it in after days, with amazement, for, when his idle fancies came to be
+so gravely substantiated, he found that in writing the verses he had
+stumbled upon a new fact--a fact based as soundly, as will soon appear,
+upon experiment, as those which the text-books use in arriving at the
+better-known properties of reflection.
+
+He was seated in his dining room one frosty evening in January. His
+chair was drawn up to the fire, and the upper part of the space behind
+him was visible in the mirror. The brighter and clearer light thrown
+down by the shade was shining upon his book. It is the fate of most
+of us to receive visits when we should best like to be alone, and Mr.
+Batchel allowed an impatient exclamation to escape him, when, at nine
+o'clock on this evening, he heard the door-bell. A minute later, the
+boy announced "Mr. Mutcher," and Mr. Batchel, with such affability as
+he could hastily assume, rose to receive the caller. Mr. Mutcher was
+the Deputy Provincial Grand Master of the Ancient Order of Gleaners,
+and the formality of his manner accorded with the gravity of his title.
+Mr. Batchel soon became aware that the rest of the evening was doomed.
+The Deputy Provincial Grand Master had come to discuss the probable
+effect of the Insurance Act upon Friendly Societies, of which Mr.
+Batchel was an ardent supporter. He attended their meetings, in some
+cases kept their accounts, and was always apt to be consulted in their
+affairs. He seated Mr. Mutcher, therefore, in a chair on the opposite
+side of the fireplace, and gave him his somewhat reluctant attention.
+
+"This," said Mr. Mutcher, as he looked round the room, "is a cosy nook
+on a cold night. I cordially appreciate your kindness, Reverend Sir, in
+affording me this interview, and the comfort of your apartment leads me
+to wish that it might be more protracted."
+
+Mr. Batchel did his best not to dissent, and as he settled himself
+for a long half-hour, began to watch the rise and fall, between two
+lines upon the distant wall-paper of the shadow of Mr. Mutcher's
+side-whisker, as it seemed to beat time to his measured speech.
+
+The D.P.G.M. (for these functionaries are usually designated by
+initials) was not a man to be hurried into brevity. His style had been
+studiously acquired at Lodge meetings, and Mr. Batchel knew it well
+enough to be prepared for a lengthy preamble.
+
+"I have presumed," said Mr. Mutcher, as he looked straight before him
+into the mirror, "to trespass upon your Reverence's forbearance,
+because there are one or two points upon this new Insurance Act
+which seem calculated to damage our long-continued prosperity--I say
+long-continued prosperity," repeated Mr. Mutcher, as though Mr. Batchel
+had missed the phrase. "I had the favour of an interview yesterday,"
+he went on, "with the Sub-Superintendent of the Perseverance Accident
+and General (these were household words in circles which Mr. Batchel
+frequented, so that he was at no loss to understand them), and he
+was unanimous with me in agreeing that the matter called for careful
+consideration. There are one or two of our rules which we know to be
+essential to the welfare of our Order, and yet which will have to go by
+the board--I say by the board--as from July next. Now we are not Medes,
+nor yet Persians"--Mr. Mutcher was about to repeat "Persians" when he
+was observed to look hastily round the room and then to turn deadly
+pale. Mr. Batchel rose and hastened to his support; he was obviously
+unwell. The visitor, however, made a strong effort, rose from his chair
+at once, saying "Pray allow me to take leave," and hurried to the door
+even as he said the words. Mr. Batchel, with real concern, followed
+him with the offer of brandy, or whatever might afford relief. Mr.
+Mutcher did not so much as pause to reply. Before Mr. Batchel could
+reach him he had crossed the hall, and the door-knob was in his hand.
+He thereupon opened the door and passed into the street without another
+word. More unaccountably still, he went away at a run, such as ill
+became his somewhat majestic figure, and Mr. Batchel closed the door
+and returned to the dining-room in a state of bewilderment. He took
+up his book, and sat down again in his chair. He did not immediately
+begin to read, but set himself to review Mr. Mutcher's unaccountable
+behaviour, and as he raised his eyes to the mirror he saw an elderly
+man standing at the sideboard.
+
+Mr. Batchel quickly turned round, and as he did so, recalled the
+similar movement of his late visitor. The room was empty. He
+turned again to the mirror, and the man was still there--evidently
+a servant--one would say without much hesitation, the butler.
+The cut-away coat, and white stock, the clean-shaven chin, and
+close-trimmed side-whiskers, the deftness and decorum of his movements
+were all characteristic of a respectable family servant, and he stood
+at the sideboard like a man who was at home there.
+
+Another object, just visible above the frame of the mirror, caused
+Mr. Batchel to look round again, and again to see nothing unusual.
+But what he saw in the mirror was a square oaken box some few inches
+deep, which the butler was proceeding to unlock. And at this point Mr.
+Batchel had the presence of mind to make an experiment of extraordinary
+value. He removed, for a moment, the Indian shade from the lamp, and
+laid it upon the table, and thereupon the mirror showed nothing but
+empty space and the frigid lines of the furniture. The butler had
+disappeared, as also had the box, to re-appear the moment the shade was
+restored to its place.
+
+As soon as the box was opened, the butler produced a bundled
+handkerchief which his left hand had been concealing under the tails
+of his coat. With his right hand he removed the contents of the
+handkerchief, hurriedly placed them in the box, closed the lid, and
+having done this, left the room at once. His later movements had been
+those of a man in fear of being disturbed. He did not even wait to lock
+the box. He seemed to have heard someone coming.
+
+Mr. Batchel's interest in the box will subsequently be explained. As
+soon as the butler had left, he stood before the mirror and examined it
+carefully. More than once, as he felt the desire for a closer scrutiny,
+he turned to the sideboard itself, where of course no box was to be
+seen, and returned to the mirror unreasonably disappointed. At length,
+with the image of the box firmly impressed upon his memory, he sat down
+again in his chair, and reviewed the butler's conduct, or as he doubted
+he would have to call it, misconduct. Unfortunately for Mr. Batchel,
+the contents of the handkerchief had been indistinguishable. But for
+the butler's alarm, which caused him to be moving away from the box
+even whilst he was placing the thing within it, the mirror could not
+have shewn as much as it did. All that had been made evident was that
+the man had something to conceal, and that it was surreptitiously done.
+
+"Is this all?" said Mr. Batchel to himself as he sat looking into the
+mirror, "or is it only the end of the first Act?" The question was, in
+a measure, answered by the presence of the box. That, at all events
+would have to disappear before the room could resume its ordinary
+aspect; and whether it was to fade out of sight or to be removed by the
+butler, Mr. Batchel did not intend to be looking another way at the
+time. He had not seen, although perhaps Mr. Mutcher had, whether the
+butler had brought it in, but he was determined to see whether he took
+it out.
+
+He had not gazed into the mirror for many minutes before he learned
+that there was to be a second Act. Quite suddenly, a woman was at
+the sideboard. She had darted to it, and the time taken in passing
+over half the length of the mirror had been altogether too brief to
+show what she was like. She now stood with her face to the sideboard,
+entirely concealing the box from view, and all Mr. Batchel could
+determine was that she was tall of stature, and that her hair was
+raven-black, and not in very good order. In his anxiety to see her
+face, he called aloud, "Turn round." Of course, he understood, when he
+saw that his cry had been absolutely without effect, that it had been a
+ridiculous thing to do. He turned his head again for a moment to assure
+himself that the room was empty, and to remind himself that the curtain
+had fallen, perhaps a century before, upon the drama--he began to think
+of it as a tragedy--that he was witnessing. The opportunity, however,
+of seeing the woman's features was not denied him. She turned her face
+full upon the mirror--this is to speak as if we described the object
+rather than the image--so that Mr. Batchel saw it plainly before him;
+it was a handsome, cruel-looking face, of waxen paleness, with fine,
+distended, lustrous, eyes. The woman looked hurriedly round the room,
+looked twice towards the door, and then opened the box.
+
+"Our respectable friend was evidently observed," said Mr. Batchel.
+"If he has annexed anything belonging to this magnificent female,
+he is in for a bad quarter of an hour." He would have given a great
+deal, for once, to have had a sideboard backed by a looking glass, and
+lamented that the taste of the day had been too good to tolerate such
+a thing. He would have then been able to see what was going on at the
+oaken box. As it was, the operations were concealed by the figure of
+the woman. She was evidently busy with her fingers; her elbows, which
+shewed plainly enough, were vibrating with activity. In a few minutes
+there was a final movement of the elbows simultaneously away from her
+sides, and it shewed, as plainly as if the hands had been visible, that
+something had been plucked asunder. It was just such a movement as
+accompanies the removal, after a struggle, of the close-fitting lid of
+a canister.
+
+"What next?" said Mr. Batchel, as he observed the movement, and
+interpreted it as the end of the operation at the box. "Is this the end
+of the second Act?"
+
+He was soon to learn that it was not the end, and that the drama of the
+mirror was indeed assuming the nature of tragedy. The woman closed the
+box and looked towards the door, as she had done before; then she made
+as if she would dart out of the room, and found her movement suddenly
+arrested. She stopped dead, and, in a moment, fell loosely to the
+ground. Obviously she had swooned away.
+
+Mr. Batchel could then see nothing, except that the box remained in
+its place on the sideboard, so that he arose and stood close up to the
+mirror in order to obtain a view of the whole stage, as he called it.
+It showed him, in the wider view he now obtained, the woman lying in
+a heap upon the carpet, and a grey-wigged clergyman standing in the
+doorway of the room.
+
+"The Vicar of Stoneground, without a doubt," said Mr. Batchel. "The
+household of my reverend predecessor is not doing well by him; to judge
+from the effect of his appearance upon this female, there's something
+serious afoot. Poor old man," he added, as the clergyman walked into
+the room.
+
+This expression of pity was evoked by the Vicar's face. The marks of
+tears were upon his cheeks, and he looked weary and ill. He stood for
+a while looking down upon the woman who had swooned away, and then
+stooped down, and gently opened her hand.
+
+Mr. Batchel would have given a great deal to know what the Vicar found
+there. He took something from her, stood erect for a moment with an
+expression of consternation upon his face; then his chin dropped, his
+eyes showed that he had lost consciousness, and he fell to the ground,
+very much as the woman had fallen.
+
+The two lay, side by side, just visible in the space between the table
+and the sideboard. It was a curious and pathetic situation. As the
+clergyman was about to fall, Mr. Batchel had turned to save him, and
+felt a real distress of helplessness at being reminded again that it
+was but an image that he had looked upon. The two persons now lying
+upon the carpet had been for some hundred years beyond human aid. He
+could no more help them than he could help the wounded at Waterloo. He
+was tempted to relieve his distress by removing the shade of the lamp;
+he had even laid his hand upon it, but the feeling of curiosity was now
+become too strong, and he knew that he must see the matter to its end.
+
+The woman first began to revive. It was to be expected, as she had
+been the first to go. Had not Mr. Batchel seen her face in the mirror,
+her first act of consciousness would have astounded him. Now it only
+revolted him. Before she had sufficiently recovered to raise herself
+upon her feet, she forced open the lifeless hands beside her and
+snatched away the contents of that which was not empty; and as she did
+this, Mr. Batchel saw the glitter of precious stones. The woman was
+soon upon her feet and making feebly for the door, at which she paused
+to leer at the prostrate figure of the clergyman before she disappeared
+into the hall. She appeared no more, and Mr. Batchel felt glad to be
+rid of her presence.
+
+The old Vicar was long in coming to his senses; as he began to move,
+there stood in the doorway the welcome figure of the butler. With
+infinite gentleness he raised his master to his feet, and with a strong
+arm supported him out of the room, which at last, stood empty.
+
+"That, at least," said Mr. Batchel, "is the end of the second Act. I
+doubt whether I could have borne much more. If that awful woman comes
+back I shall remove the shade and have done with it all. Otherwise, I
+shall hope to learn what becomes of the box, and whether my respectable
+friend who has just taken out his master is, or is not, a rascal." He
+had been genuinely moved by what he had seen, and was conscious of
+feeling something like exhaustion. He dare not, however, sit down,
+lest he should lose anything important of what remained. Neither the
+door nor the lower part of the room was visible from his chair, so
+that he remained standing at the chimney-piece, and there awaited the
+disappearance of the oaken box.
+
+So intently were his eyes fixed upon the box, in which he was
+especially interested, that he all but missed the next incident. A
+velvet curtain which he could see through the half-closed door had
+suggested nothing of interest to him. He connected it indefinitely,
+as it was excusable to do, with the furniture of the house, and only
+by inadvertence looked at it a second time. When, however, it began
+to travel slowly along the hall, his curiosity was awakened in a new
+direction. The butler, helping his master out of the room ten minutes
+since, had left the door half open, but as the opening was not towards
+the mirror, only a strip of the hall beyond could be seen. Mr. Batchel
+went to open the door more widely, only to find, of course, that
+the vividness of the images had again betrayed him. The door of his
+dining-room was closed, as he had closed it after Mr. Mutcher, whose
+perturbation was now so much easier to understand.
+
+The curtain continued to move across the narrow opening, and explained
+itself in doing so. It was a pall. The remains it so amply covered
+were being carried out of the house to their resting-place, and were
+followed by a long procession of mourners in long cloaks. The hats
+they held in their black-gloved hands were heavily banded with crepe
+whose ends descended to the ground, and foremost among them was the
+old clergyman, refusing the support which two of the chief mourners
+were in the act of proffering. Mr. Batchel, full of sympathy, watched
+the whole procession pass the door, and not until it was evident that
+the funeral had left the house did he turn once more to the box. He
+felt sure that the closing scene of the tragedy was at hand, and it
+proved to be very near. It was brief and uneventful. The butler very
+deliberately entered the room, threw aside the window-curtains and drew
+up the blinds, and then went away at once, taking the box with him. Mr.
+Batchel thereupon blew out his lamp and went to bed, with a purpose of
+his own to be fulfilled upon the next day.
+
+His purpose may be stated at once. He had recognised the oaken box,
+and knew that it was still in the house. Three large cupboards in
+the old library of Vicar Whitehead were filled with the papers of a
+great law-suit about tithe, dating from the close of the 18th century.
+Amongst these, in the last of the three cupboards, was the box of which
+so much has been said. It was filled, so far as Mr. Batchel remembered,
+with the assessments for poor's-rate of a large number of landholders
+concerned in the suit, and these Mr. Batchel had never thought it worth
+his while to disturb. He had gone to rest, however, on this night with
+the full intention of going carefully through the contents of the box.
+He scarcely hoped, after so long an interval, to discover any clue to
+the scenes he had witnessed, but he was determined at least to make the
+attempt. If he found nothing, he intended that the box should enshrine
+a faithful record of the transactions in the dining-room.
+
+It was inevitable that a man who had so much of the material of a story
+should spend a wakeful hour in trying to piece it together. Mr. Batchel
+spent considerably more than an hour in connecting, in this way and
+that, the butler and his master, the gypsy-looking woman, the funeral,
+but could arrive at no connexion that satisfied him. Once asleep, he
+found the problem easier, and dreamed a solution so obvious as to make
+him wonder that the matter had ever puzzled him. When he awoke in the
+morning, also, the defects of the solution were so obvious as to make
+him wonder that he had accepted it; so easily are we satisfied when
+reason is not there to criticise. But there was still the box, and this
+Mr. Batchel lifted down from the third cupboard, dusted with his towel,
+and when he was dressed, carried downstairs with him. His breakfast
+occupied but a small part of a large table, and upon the vacant area
+he was soon laying, as he examined them, one by one, the documents
+which the box contained. His recollection of them proved to be right.
+They were overseers' lists of parochial assessments, of which he soon
+had a score or more laid upon the table. They were of no interest in
+themselves, and did nothing to further the matter in hand. They would
+appear to have been thrust into the box by someone desiring to find a
+receptacle for them.
+
+In a little while, however, the character of the papers changed. Mr.
+Batchel found himself reading something of another kind, written upon
+paper of another form and colour.
+
+"Irish bacon to be had of Mr. Broadley, hop merchant in Southwark."
+
+"Rasin wine is kept at the Wine and Brandy vaults in Catherine Street."
+
+"The best hones at Mr. Forsters in Little Britain."
+
+There followed a recipe for a "rhumatic mixture," a way of making a
+polish for mahogany, and other such matters. They were evidently the
+papers of the butler.
+
+Mr. Batchel removed them one by one, as he had removed the others;
+household accounts followed, one or two private letters, and the
+advertisement of a lottery, and then he reached a closed compartment
+at the bottom of the box, occupying about half its area. The lid of
+the compartment was provided with a bone stud, and Mr. Batchel lifted
+it off and laid it upon the table amongst the papers. He saw at once
+what the butler had taken from his handkerchief. There was an open
+pocket-knife, with woeful-looking deposits upon its now rusty blade.
+There was a delicate human finger, now dry and yellow, and on the
+finger a gold ring.
+
+Mr. Batchel took up this latter pitiful object and removed the ring,
+even now, not quite easily. He allowed the finger to drop back into the
+box, which he carried away at once into another room. His appetite for
+breakfast had left him, and he rang the bell to have the things cleared
+away, whilst he set himself, with the aid of a lens, to examine the
+ring.
+
+There had been three large stones, all of which had been violently
+removed. The claws of their settings were, without exception, either
+bent outwards, or broken off. Within the ring was engraved, in graceful
+italic characters, the name AMEY LEE, and on the broader part, behind
+the place of the stones
+
+ She doth joy double,
+ And halveth trouble.
+
+This pathetic little love token Mr. Batchel continued to hold in his
+hand as he rehearsed the whole story to which it afforded the clue.
+He knew that the ring had been set with such stones as there was no
+mistaking: he remembered only too well how their discovery had affected
+the aged vicar. But never would he deny himself the satisfaction of
+hoping that the old man had been spared the distress of learning how
+the ring had been removed.
+
+The name of Amey Lee was as familiar to Mr. Batchel as his own. Twice
+at least every Sunday during the past seven years had he read it at
+his feet, as he sat in the chancel, as well as the name of Robert Lee
+upon an adjacent slab, and he had wondered during the leisurely course
+of many a meandering hymn whether there was good precedent for the
+spelling of the name. He made another use now of his knowledge of the
+pavement. There was a row of tiles along the head of the slabs, and Mr.
+Batchel hastened to fulfil without delay, what he conceived to be his
+duty. He replaced the ring upon Amey Lee's finger and carried it into
+the church, and there, having raised one of the tiles with a chisel,
+gave it decent burial.
+
+Whether the butler ever learned that he had been robbed in his turn,
+who shall say? His immediate dismissal, after the funeral, seemed
+inevitable, and his oaken box was evidently placed by him, or by
+another, where no man heeded it. It still occupies a place amongst
+the law papers and may lie undisturbed for another century; and when
+Mr. Batchel put it there, without the promised record of events, he
+returned to the dining room, removed the Indian shade from the lamp,
+and, having put a lighted match to the edge, watched it slowly burn
+away.
+
+Only one thing remained. Mr. Batchel felt that it would give him some
+satisfaction to visit Mr. Mutcher. His address, as obtained from the
+District Miscellany of the Order of Gleaners, was 13, Albert Villas,
+Williamson Street, not a mile away from Stoneground.
+
+Mr. Mutcher, fortunately, was at home when Mr. Batchel called, and
+indeed opened the door with a copious apology for being without his
+coat.
+
+"I hope," said Mr. Batchel, "that you have overcome your indisposition
+of last Tuesday evening."
+
+"Don't mention it, your Reverence," said Mr. Mutcher, "my wife gave
+me such a talking to when I came 'ome that I was quite ashamed of
+myself--I say ashamed of myself."
+
+"She observed that you were unwell," said Mr. Batchel, "I am sure; but
+she could hardly blame you for that."
+
+By this time the visitor had been shewn into the parlour, and Mrs.
+Mutcher had appeared to answer for herself.
+
+"I really was ashamed, Sir," she said, "to think of the way Mutcher was
+talking, and a clergyman's 'ouse too. Mutcher is not a man, Sir, that
+takes anything, not so much as a drop; but he is wonderful partial to
+cold pork, which never does agree with him, and never did, at night in
+partic'lar."
+
+"It was the cold pork, then, that made you unwell?" asked Mr. Batchel.
+
+"It was, your Reverence, and it was not," Mr. Mutcher replied,
+"for internal discomfort there was none--I say none. But a little
+light-'eaded it did make me, and I could 'ave swore, your Reverence,
+saving your presence, that I saw an elderly gentleman carry a box into
+your room and put it down on the sheffoneer."
+
+"There was no one there, of course," observed Mr. Batchel.
+
+"No!" replied the D.P.G.M., "there was not; and the discrepancy was too
+much for me. I hope you will pardon the abruptness of my departure."
+
+"Certainly," said Mr. Batchel, "discrepancies are always embarrassing."
+
+"And you will allow me one day to resume our discourse upon the subject
+of National Insurance," he added, when he shewed his visitor to the
+door.
+
+"I shall not have much leisure," said Mr. Batchel, audaciously, taking
+all risks, "until the Greek Kalends."
+
+"Oh, I don't mind waiting till it does end," said Mr. Mutcher, "there
+is no immediate 'urry."
+
+"It's rather a long time," remarked Mr. Batchel.
+
+"Pray don't mention it," answered the Deputy Provincial Grand Master,
+in his best manner. "But when the time comes, perhaps you'll drop me a
+line."
+
+
+
+
+VIII.
+
+THE PLACE OF SAFETY.
+
+
+"I thank my governors, teachers, spiritual pastors, and masters," said
+Wardle, as he lit a cigar after breakfast, "that I never acquired a
+taste for that sort of thing."
+
+Wardle was a pragmatical and candid friend who paid Mr. Batchel
+occasional visits at Stoneground. He regarded antiquarian tastes
+as a form of insanity, and it annoyed him to see his host poring
+over registers, churchwardens' accounts, and documents which he
+contemptuously alluded to as "dirty papers." "If you would throw those
+things away, Batchel," he used to say, "and read the _Daily Mail_,
+you'd be a better man for it."
+
+Mr. Batchel replied only with a tolerant smile, and, as his friend went
+out of doors with his cigar, continued to read the document before
+him, although it was one he had read twenty times before. It was an
+inventory of church goods, dated the 6th year of Edward VI.--to be
+exact, the 15th May, 1552. By a royal order of that year, all Church
+goods, saving only what sufficed for the barest necessities of
+Divine Service, were collected and deposited in safe hands, there to
+await further instructions. The instructions, which had not been long
+delayed, had consisted in a curt order for seizure. Everyone who cares
+for such matters, knows and laments the grievous spoliation of those
+times.
+
+Mr. Batchel's document, however, proved that the Churchwardens of the
+day were not incapable of self-defence. They were less dumb than sheep
+before the shearers. For, on the copy of the inventory of which he
+had become possessed, was written the Commissioners' Report that "at
+Stoneground did John Spayn and John Gounthropp, Churchwardens, declare
+upon their othes that two gilded senseres with candellstickes, old
+paynted clothes, and other implements, were contayned in a chest which
+was robbed on St. Peter's Eve before the first inventorye made."
+
+Mr. Batchel had a shrewd suspicion, which the reader will not
+improbably share, that John Spayne and his colleague knew more
+about the robbery than they chose to admit. He said to himself
+again and again, that the contents of the chest had been carefully
+concealed until times should mend. But from the point of view of
+the Churchwardens, times had not mended. There was evidence that
+Stoneground had been in no mood to tolerate censers in the reign of
+Mary, and it seemed unlikely that any later time could have re-admitted
+the ancient ritual. On this account, Mr. Batchel had never ceased to
+believe that the contents of the chest lay somewhere near at hand, nor
+to hope that it might be his lot to discover it.
+
+Whenever there was any work of the nature of excavation or demolition
+within a hundred yards of the Church, Mr. Batchel was sure to be
+there. His presence was very distasteful in most cases, to the workmen
+engaged, whom it deprived of many intervals of leisure to which they
+were accustomed when left alone. During a long course of operations
+connected with the restoration of the Church, Mr. Batchel's vigilance
+had been of great advantage to the work, both in raising the standard
+of industry and in securing attention to details which the builders
+were quite prepared to overlook. It had, however, brought him no nearer
+to the censers and other contents of the chest, and when the work was
+completed, his hopes of discovery had become pitifully slender.
+
+Mr. Wardle, notwithstanding his general contempt for antiquarian
+pursuits, was polite enough to give Mr. Batchel's hobbies an occasional
+place in their conversation, and in this way was informed of the
+"stolen" goods. The information, however, gave him no more than a very
+languid interest.
+
+"Why can't you let the things alone?" he said, "what's the use of them?"
+
+Mr. Batchel felt it all but impossible to answer a man who could say
+this; yet he made the attempt.
+
+"The historic interest," he said seriously, "of censers that were used
+down to the days of Edward VI. is in itself sufficient to justify----"
+
+"Etcetera," said his friend, interrupting the sentence which even Mr.
+Batchel was not sure of finishing to his satisfaction, "but it takes so
+little to justify you antiquarians, with your axes and hammers. What
+can you do with it when you get it, if you ever do get it?"
+
+"There are two censers," Mr. Batchel mildly observed in correction,
+"and other things."
+
+"All right," said Wardle; "tell me about one of them, and leave me to
+do the multiplication."
+
+With this permission, Mr. Batchel entered upon a general description of
+such ancient thuribles as he knew of, and Wardle heard him with growing
+impatience.
+
+"It seems to me," he burst in at length, "that what you are making all
+this pother about is a sort of silver cruet-stand, which was thin
+metal to begin with, and cleaned down to the thickness of egg-shell
+before the Commissioners heard of it. At this moment, if it exists,
+it is a handful of black scrap. If you found it, I wouldn't give a
+shilling for it; and if I would, it isn't yours to sell. Why can't you
+let the things alone?"
+
+"But the interest of it," said Mr. Batchel, "is what attracts me."
+
+"It's a pity you can't take an interest in something less
+uninteresting," said Wardle, petulantly; "but let me tell you what I
+think about your censers and all the rest of it. Your Churchwardens
+lied about them, but that's all right; I'd have done the same myself.
+If their things couldn't be used, they were not going to have them
+abused, so they put them safely out of the way, your's and everybody's
+else."
+
+"I was not proposing to abuse them," interrupted Mr. Batchel.
+
+"Were you proposing to use them?" rejoined Wardle. "It's one thing or
+the other, to my mind. There are people who dig out Bishops and steal
+their rings to put in glass cases, but I don't know how they square
+the police; and it's the same sort of thing you seem to be up to. Let
+the things alone. You're a Prayer Book man, and just the sort the
+Churchwardens couldn't stomach. You talk fast enough at the Dissenters
+because they want to collar your property now. Why can't you do as you
+would be done by?"
+
+Mr. Batchel thought it useless to say any more to a man in so
+unsympathetic an attitude, or to enter upon any defence of the
+antiquarian researches to which his friend had so crudely referred.
+He did not much like, however, to be anticipated in a theory of the
+"robbery" which he felt to be reasonable and probable. He had hoped to
+propound the same theory himself, and to receive a suitable compliment
+upon his penetration. He began, therefore, somewhat irritably, to make
+the most of conjectures which, at various times, had occurred to him.
+"Men of that sort," he said, "would have disposed of the censers to
+some one who could go on using them, and in that case they are not here
+at all."
+
+"Men of that sort," answered Wardle, "are as careful of their skins
+as men of any other sort, and besides that, your Stoneground men have
+a very good notion of sticking to what they have got. The things are
+here, I daresay, if they are anywhere; but they are not yours, and you
+have no business to meddle with them. If you would spend your time in
+something else than poking about after other people's things, you'd get
+better value for it."
+
+This brief conversation, in which Mr. Batchel had scarcely been allowed
+the part to which he felt entitled, was in one respect satisfactory.
+It supported his belief that the censers lay somewhere within reach.
+In other respects, however, the attitude of Wardle was intolerable. He
+was evidently out of all sympathy with the quest upon which Mr. Batchel
+was set, and, for their different reasons, each was glad to drop the
+subject.
+
+During the next two or three days, the matter of the censers was not
+referred to, if only for lack of opportunity. Wardle was a kind of
+visitor for whom there was always a welcome at Stoneground, and the
+welcome was in his case no less cordial on account of his brutal
+frankness of expression, which, on the whole, his host enjoyed. His
+pungent criticisms of other men were vastly entertaining to Mr.
+Batchel, who was not so unreasonable as to feel aggrieved at an
+occasional attack upon himself.
+
+A guest of this unceremonious sort makes but small demands upon his
+host. Mr. Wardle used to occupy himself contentedly and unobtrusively
+in the house or in the garden whilst his host followed his usual
+avocations. The two men met at meals, and liked each other none the
+less because they were apart at most other times. A great part of Mr.
+Wardle's day was passed in the company of the gardener, to whose
+talk his own master was but an indifferent listener. The visitor and
+the gardener were both lovers of the soil, and taught each other a
+great deal as they worked side by side. Mr. Wardle found that sort of
+exercise wholesome, and, as the gardener expressed it, "was not frit to
+take his coat off."
+
+The gardening operations at this time of year were such as Mr. Wardle
+liked. The over-crowded shrubberies were being thinned, and a score or
+so of young shrubs had to be moved into better quarters. Upon a certain
+morning, when Mr. Batchel was occupied in his study, some aucubas were
+being transplanted into a strip of ground in front of the house, and
+Wardle had undertaken the task of digging holes to receive them. It
+was this task that he suddenly interrupted in order to burst in upon
+his host in what seemed to the latter a repulsive state of dirt and
+perspiration.
+
+"Talk of discoveries," he cried, "come and see what I've found."
+
+"Not the censers, I suppose," said Mr. Batchel.
+
+"Censers be hanged," said Wardle, "come and look."
+
+Mr. Batchel laid down his pen, with a sigh, and followed Wardle to the
+front of the house. His guest had made three large holes, each about
+two feet square, and drawing Mr. Batchel to the nearest of them, said
+"Look there."
+
+Mr. Batchel looked. He saw nothing, and said so.
+
+"Nothing?" exclaimed Wardle with impatience. "You see the bottom of the
+hole, I suppose?"
+
+This Mr. Batchel admitted.
+
+"Then," said Wardle, "kindly look and see whether you cannot see
+something else."
+
+"There is apparently a cylindrical object lying across the angle of
+your excavation," said Mr. Batchel.
+
+"That," replied his guest, "is what you are pleased to call nothing.
+Let me inform you that the cylindrical object is a piece of thick lead
+pipe, and that the pipe runs along the whole front of your house."
+
+"Gas-pipe, no doubt," said Mr. Batchel.
+
+"Is there any gas within a mile of this place?" asked Wardle.
+
+Mr. Batchel admitted that there was not, and felt that he had made a
+needlessly foolish suggestion. He felt safer in the amended suggestion
+that the object was a water-pipe.
+
+An ironical cross-examination by Mr. Wardle disposed of the amended
+suggestion as completely as he had disposed of the other, and his host
+began to grow restive. "If this sort of discovery pleases you," he
+said testily, "I will not grudge you your pleasure, but, to quote your
+own words, why can't you let it alone?"
+
+"Have you any idea," said Mr. Wardle, "of the value of this length of
+piping, at the present price of lead?"
+
+Even Mr. Wardle could hardly have suspected his host of knowing
+anything so preposterous as the price of lead, but he felt himself
+ill-used when Mr. Batchel disclaimed any interest in the matter, and
+returned to his study.
+
+Wardle had a commercial mind, which elsewhere was the means of securing
+him a very satisfactory income, and on this account, his host, as
+he resumed his work indoors, excused what he regarded as a needless
+interruption.
+
+He little suspected that his friend's commercial mind was to do him the
+great service of putting him in possession of the censers, and then to
+do him a disservice even greater.
+
+Had any such connexion so much as suggested itself, Mr. Batchel would
+more willingly have answered to the summons which came an hour later,
+when the gardener appeared at the window of the study, evidently
+bursting with information. When he had succeeded in attracting his
+master's attention, and drawn him away from his desk, it was to say
+that the whole length of pipe had been uncovered, and found to issue
+from a well on the south side of the house.
+
+The discovery was at least unexpected, and Mr. Batchel went out, even
+if somewhat grudgingly, to look at the place. He came upon the well,
+close by the window of his dining-room. It had been covered by a stone
+slab, now partially removed. The narrow trench which Wardle and the
+gardener had made in order to expose the pipe, extended eastwards to
+the corner of the house, and thence along the whole length of the
+front, probably to serve a pump on the north side, where lay the yard
+and stables. The pipe itself, Mr. Wardle's prize, had been withdrawn,
+and there remained only a rusted chain which passed from some anchorage
+beneath the soil, over the lip of the well. Mr. Batchel inferred that
+it had carried, and perhaps carried still, the bucket of former times,
+and stooped down to see whether he could draw it up. He heard, far
+below, the light splash of the soil disturbed by his hands; but before
+he could grasp the chain, he felt himself seized by the waist and held
+back.
+
+The exaggerated attentions of his gardener had often annoyed Mr.
+Batchel. He was not allowed even to climb a short ladder without having
+to submit to absurd precautions for his safety, and he would have been
+much better pleased to have more respect paid to his intelligence, and
+less to his person. In the present instance, the precaution seemed so
+unnecessary that he turned about angrily to protest, both against the
+interference with his movements, and the unseemly force used.
+
+It was at this point that he made a disquieting discovery. He was
+standing quite alone. The gardener and Mr. Wardle were both on the
+north side of the house, dealing with the only thing they cared
+about--the lead pipe. Mr. Batchel made no further attempt to move the
+chain; he was, in fact, in some bodily fear, and he returned to his
+study by the way he had come, in a disordered condition of mind.
+
+Half an hour later, when the gong sounded for luncheon, he was slowly
+making his way into the dining-room, when he encountered his guest
+running downstairs from his room, in great spirits. "A trifle over two
+hundredweight!" he exclaimed, as he reached the foot of the staircase,
+and seemed disappointed that Mr. Batchel did not immediately shake
+hands with him upon so fine a result of the morning's work. Mr.
+Batchel, needless to say, was occupied with other recollections.
+
+"I suppose it is unnecessary to ask," said he to his guest as he
+proceeded to carve a chicken, "whether you believe in ghosts?"
+
+"I do not," said Wardle promptly, "why should I?"
+
+"Why not?" asked Mr. Batchel.
+
+"Because I've had the advantage of a commercial education," was the
+reply, "instead of learning dead languages and soaking my mind in
+heathen fables."
+
+Mr. Batchel winced at this disrespectful allusion to the University
+education of which he was justly proud. He wanted an opinion, however,
+and the conversation had to go on.
+
+"Your commercial education," he continued, "allows you, I daresay, to
+know what is meant by a hypothetical case."
+
+"Make it one," said Wardle.
+
+"Assuming a ghost, then, would it be capable of exerting force upon a
+material body?"
+
+"Whose?" asked Wardle.
+
+"If you insist upon making it a personal matter," replied Mr. Batchel,
+"let us say mine."
+
+"Let me have the particulars."
+
+In reply to this, Mr. Batchel related his experience at the well.
+
+Mr. Wardle merely said "Pass the salt, I need it."
+
+Undeterred by the scepticism of his friend, Mr. Batchel pressed the
+point, and upon that, Mr. Wardle closed the conversation by observing
+that since, by hypothesis, ghosts could clank chains, and ring bells,
+he was bound to suppose them capable of doing any silly thing they
+chose. "A month in the City, Batchel," he gravely added, "would do you
+a world of good."
+
+As soon as the meal was over, Mr. Wardle went back to his gardening,
+whilst his host betook himself to occupations more suited to his
+tranquil habits. The two did not meet again until dinner; and during
+that meal, and after it, the conversation turned wholly upon politics,
+Mr. Wardle being congenially occupied until bed-time in demonstrating
+that the politics of his host had been obsolete for three-quarters of
+a century. His outdoor exercise, followed by an excellent dinner, had
+disposed him to retire early; he rose from his chair soon after ten.
+"There is one thing," he pleasantly remarked to his host, "that I am
+bound to say in favour of a University education; it has given you a
+fine taste in victuals." With this compliment, he said "good-night,"
+and went up to bed.
+
+Mr. Batchel himself, as the reader knows, kept later hours. There were
+few nights upon which he omitted to take his walk round the garden when
+the world had grown quiet, even in unfavourable weather. It was far
+from favourable upon the present occasion; there was but little moon,
+and a light rain was falling. He determined, however, to take at least
+one turn round, and calling his terrier Punch from the kitchen, where
+he lay in his basket, Mr. Batchel went out, with the dog at his heel.
+He carried, as his custom was, a little electric lamp, by whose aid he
+liked to peep into birds' nests, and make raids upon slugs and other
+pests.
+
+They had hardly set out upon their walk when Punch began to show signs
+of uneasiness. Instead of running to and fro, with his nose to the
+ground, as he ordinarily did, the terrier remained whining in the rear.
+Shortly, they came upon a hedgehog lying coiled up in the path; it
+was a find which the dog was wont to regard as a rare piece of luck,
+and to assail with delirious enjoyment. Now, for some reason, Punch
+refused to notice it, and, when it was illuminated for his especial
+benefit, turned his back upon it and looked up, in a dejected attitude,
+at his master. The behaviour of the dog was altogether unnatural, and
+Mr. Batchel occupied himself, as they passed on, in trying to account
+for it, with the animal still whining at his heel. They soon reached
+the head of the little path which descended to the Lode, and there Mr.
+Batchel found a much harder problem awaiting him, for at the other end
+of the path he distinctly saw the outline of a boat.
+
+There had been no boat on the Lode for twenty years. Just so long ago
+the drainage of the district had required that the main sewer should
+cross the stream at a point some hundred yards below the Vicar's
+boundary fence. There, ever since, a great pipe three feet in diameter
+had obstructed the passage. It lay just at the level of the water, and
+effectually closed it to all traffic. Mr. Batchel knew that no boat
+could pass the place, and that none survived in the parts above it. Yet
+here was a boat drawn up at the edge of his garden. He looked at it
+intently for a minute or so, and had no difficulty in making out the
+form of such a boat as was in common use all over the Fen country--a
+wide flat-bottomed boat, lying low in the water. The "sprit" used for
+punting it along lay projecting over the stern. There was no accounting
+for such a boat being there: Mr. Batchel did not understand how it
+possibly could be there, and for a while was disposed to doubt whether
+it actually was. The great drain-pipe was so perfect a defence against
+intrusion of the kind that no boat had ever passed it. The Lode,
+when its water was low enough to let a boat go under the pipe, was
+not deep enough to float it, or wide enough to contain it. Upon this
+occasion the water was high, and the pipe half submerged, forming an
+insuperable obstacle. Yet there lay, unmistakeably, a boat, within ten
+yards of the place where Mr. Batchel stood trying to account for it.
+
+These ten yards, unfortunately, were impassable. The slope down to the
+water's edge had to be warily trodden even in dry weather. It was steep
+and treacherous. After rain it afforded no foothold whatever, and to
+attempt a descent in the darkness would have been to court disaster.
+After examining the boat again, therefore, by the light of his little
+lamp, Mr. Batchel proceeded upon his walk, leaving the matter to be
+investigated by daylight.
+
+The events of this memorable night, however, were but beginning. As
+he turned from the boat his eye was caught by a white streak upon
+the ground before him, which extended itself into the darkness and
+disappeared. It was Punch, in veritable panic, making for home, across
+flower-beds and other places he well knew to be out of bounds. The
+whistle he had been trained to obey had no effect upon his flight;
+he made a lightning dash for the house. Mr. Batchel could not help
+regretting that Wardle was not there to see. His friend held the
+coursing powers of Punch in great contempt, and was wont to criticise
+the dog in sporting jargon, whose terms lay beyond the limits of Mr.
+Batchel's vocabulary, but whose general drift was as obvious as it was
+irritating. The present performance, nevertheless, was so exceptional
+that it soon began to connect itself in Mr. Batchel's mind with the
+unnatural conduct to which we have already alluded. It was somehow
+proving to be an uncomfortable night, and as Mr. Batchel felt the rain
+increasing to a steady drizzle he decided to abandon his walk and to
+return to the house by the way he had come.
+
+He had already passed some little distance beyond the little path which
+descended to the Lode. The main path by which he had come was of course
+behind him, until he turned about to retrace his steps.
+
+It was at the moment of turning that he had ocular demonstration of the
+fact that the boat had brought passengers. Not twenty yards in front
+of him, making their way to the water, were two men carrying some kind
+of burden. They had reached an open space in the path, and their forms
+were quite distinct: they were unusually tall men; one of them was
+gigantic. Mr. Batchel had little doubt of their being garden thieves.
+Burglars, if there had been anything in the house to attract them,
+could have found much easier ways of removing it.
+
+No man, even if deficient in physical courage, can see his property
+carried away before his eyes and make no effort to detain it. Mr.
+Batchel was annoyed at the desertion of his terrier, who might at least
+have embarrassed the thieves' retreat; meanwhile he called loudly upon
+the men to stand, and turned upon them the feeble light of his lamp. In
+so doing he threw a new light not only upon the trespassers, but upon
+the whole transaction. No response was made to his challenge, but the
+men turned away their faces as if to avoid recognition, and Mr. Batchel
+saw that the nearest of them, a burly, square-headed man in a cassock,
+was wearing the tonsure. He described it as looking, in the dim, steely
+light of the lamp, like a crown-piece on a door-mat. Both the men, when
+they found themselves intercepted, hastened to deposit their burden
+upon the ground, and made for the boat. The burden fell upon the ground
+with a thud, but the bearers made no sound. They skimmed down to the
+Lode without seeming to tread, entered the boat in perfect silence, and
+shoved it off without sound or splash. It has already been explained
+that Mr. Batchel was unable to descend to the water's edge. He ran,
+however, to a point of the garden which the boat must inevitably pass,
+and reached it just in time. The boat was moving swiftly away, and
+still in perfect silence. The beams of the pocket-lamp just sufficed to
+reach it, and afforded a parting glimpse of the tonsured giant as he
+gave a long shove with the sprit, and carried the boat out of sight. It
+shot towards the drain-pipe, then not forty yards ahead, but the men
+were travelling as men who knew their way to be clear.
+
+It was by this time evident, of course, that these were no
+garden-thieves. The aspect of the men, and the manner of their
+disappearance, had given a new complexion to the adventure. Mr.
+Batchel's heart was in his mouth, but his mind was back in the 16th
+century; and having stood still for some minutes in order to regain his
+composure, he returned to the path, with a view of finding out what the
+men had left behind.
+
+The burden lay in the middle of the path, and the lamp was once more
+brought into requisition. It revealed a wooden box, covered in most
+parts with moss, and all glistening with moisture. The wood was so far
+decayed that Mr. Batchel had hopes of forcing open the box with his
+hands; so wet and slimy was it, however, that he could obtain no hold,
+and he hastened to the house to procure some kind of tool. Near to the
+cupboard in which such things were kept was the sleeping-basket of the
+dog, who was closely curled inside it, and shivering violently. His
+master made an attempt to take him back into the garden; it would be
+useful, he thought, to have warning in case the boat should return. The
+prospect of being surprised by these large, noiseless men was not one
+to be regarded with comfort. Punch, however, who was usually so eager
+for an excursion, was now in such distress at being summoned that his
+master felt it cruel to persist. Having found a chisel, therefore, he
+returned to the garden alone. The box lay undisturbed where he had left
+it, and in two minutes was standing open.
+
+The reader will hardly need to be told what it contained. At the bottom
+lay some heavy articles which Mr. Batchel did not disturb. He saw the
+bases of two candlesticks. He had tried to lift the box, as it lay,
+by means of a chain passing through two handles in the sides, but had
+found it too heavy. It was by this chain that the men had been carrying
+it. The heavier articles, therefore, he determined to leave where they
+were until morning. His interest in them was small compared with that
+which the other contents of the box had excited, for on the top of
+these articles was folded "a paynted cloth," and upon this lay the two
+gilded censers.
+
+It was the discovery Mr. Batchel had dreamed of for years. His
+excitement hardly allowed him to think of the strange manner in which
+it had been made. He glanced nervously around him to see whether there
+might be any sign of the occupants of the boat, and, seeing nothing, he
+placed his broad-brimmed hat upon the ground, carefully laid in it the
+two censers, closed the box again, and carried his treasure delicately
+into the house. The occurrences of the last hour have not occupied
+long in the telling; they occupied much longer in the happening. It
+was now past midnight, and Mr. Batchel, after making fast the house,
+went at once upstairs, carrying with him the hat and its precious
+contents, just as he had brought it from the garden. The censers were
+not exactly "black-scrap," as Mr. Wardle had anticipated, or pretended
+to anticipate, but they were much discoloured, and very fragile. He
+spread a clean handkerchief upon the chest of drawers in his bedroom,
+and, removing the vessels with the utmost care, laid them upon it. Then
+after spending some minutes in admiration of their singularly beautiful
+form and workmanship, he could not deny himself the pleasure of calling
+Wardle to look.
+
+The guest-room was close at hand. Mr. Wardle, having been already
+disturbed by the locking up of the house, was fully awakened by the
+entrance of his host into the room with a candle in his hand. The look
+of excitement on Mr. Batchel's face could not escape the observation
+even of a man still yawning, and Mr. Wardle at once exclaimed "What's
+up?"
+
+"I have got them," said Mr. Batchel, in a hushed voice.
+
+His guest, who had forgotten all about the censers, began by
+interpreting "them" to mean a nervous disorder that is plural by
+nature, and so was full of sympathy and counsel. When, however, his
+host had made him understand the facts, he became merely impatient.
+
+"Won't you come and look?" said Mr. Batchel.
+
+"Not I," said Wardle, "I shall do where I am."
+
+"They are in excellent preservation," said Mr. Batchel.
+
+"Then they will keep till morning," was the answer.
+
+"But just come and tell me what you think of them," said Mr. Batchel,
+making a last attempt.
+
+"I could tell you what I think of them," answered Wardle, "without
+leaving my bed, which I have no intention of leaving; but I have to
+leave Stoneground to-morrow, and I don't want to hurt your feelings,
+so 'Good-night.'" Upon this, he turned over in bed and gave a loud
+snore, which Mr. Batchel accepted as a manifesto. He has never ceased
+to regret that he did not compel his guest to see the censers, but
+he did not then foresee the sore need he would have of a witness. He
+answered his friend's good-night, and returned to his own room. Once
+more he admired the two censers as their graceful outlines stood out,
+sharp and clear, against the white handkerchief, and having done this,
+he was soon in bed and asleep. To the men in the boat he had not given
+another thought, since he became possessed of the box they had left
+behind; of the other contents of the box he had thought as little,
+since he had secured the chief treasures of which he had been so long
+in search.
+
+Now, Mr. Wardle, when he arose in the morning, felt somewhat ashamed of
+his surliness of the preceding night. His repudiation of all interest
+in the censers had not been quite sincere, for beneath his affectation
+of unconcern there lay a genuine curiosity about his friend's
+discovery. Before he had finished dressing, therefore, he crossed over
+into Mr. Batchel's room. The censers, to his surprise, were nowhere
+to be seen. His host, less to his surprise, was still fast asleep.
+Mr. Wardle opened the drawers, one by one, in search of the censers,
+but the drawers proved to be all quite full of clothing. He looked
+with no more success into every other place where they might have been
+bestowed. His mind was always ready with a grotesque idea, "Blest if he
+hasn't taken them to bed with him," he said aloud, and at the sound of
+his voice Mr. Batchel awoke.
+
+His eyes, as soon as they were open, turned to the chest of drawers;
+and what he saw there, or rather, what he failed to see, caused him,
+without more ado, to leap out of bed.
+
+"What have you done with them?" he cried out.
+
+The serious alarm of Mr. Batchel was so evident as to check the
+facetious reply which Wardle was about to frame. He contented himself
+with saying that he had not touched or seen the things.
+
+"Where are they?" again cried Mr. Batchel, ignoring the disclaimer.
+"You ought not to have touched them, they will not bear handling. Where
+are they?"
+
+Mr. Wardle turned away in disgust. "I expect," he said, "they're where
+they've been this three hundred and fifty years." Upon that he returned
+to his room, and went on with his dressing.
+
+Mr. Batchel immediately followed him, and looked eagerly round the
+room. He proceeded to open drawers, and to search, in a frenzied
+manner, in every possible, and in many an impossible, place of
+concealment. His distress was so patent that his friend soon ceased to
+trifle with it. By a few minutes serious conversation he made it clear
+that there had been no practical joking, and Mr. Batchel returned to
+his room in tears. "Look here, Batchel," said Mr. Wardle as he left,
+"you want a holiday."
+
+Within a few minutes Mr. Batchel returned fully dressed. "You seem
+to think, Wardle," he said, "that I have been dreaming about these
+censers. Come out into the garden and let me shew you the box and the
+other things."
+
+Mr. Wardle was quite willing to assent to anything, if only out of
+pity, and the two went together into the garden, Mr. Batchel leading
+the way. Going at a great pace, they soon came to the path upon which
+the box had lain. The marks it had left upon the soft gravel were plain
+enough, and Mr. Batchel eagerly appealed to his friend to notice them.
+Of the box and its contents, however, there was no other trace. The
+whole adventure was described--the strange behaviour and subsequent
+flight of the terrier--the men with averted faces--the boat--and the
+opening of the box. Mr. Batchel tried to shake the obvious incredulity
+of his guest by pointing to the chisel which still lay beside the path.
+Mr. Wardle only replied, "You want a holiday, Batchel! Let's go in to
+breakfast."
+
+Breakfast on that morning was not the cheerful meal it was wont to
+be. During the few minutes of waiting for it Mr. Batchel stood at
+the window of his dining-room looking out upon the site of the well
+which the gardener had now covered in. He rehearsed the whole of the
+adventure from first to last, wondering whether the new place of safety
+would ever be discovered. But he said no more to his guest; his heart
+was too full.
+
+The two breakfasted almost in silence, and the meal was scarcely over
+when the cab arrived to take Mr. Wardle to his train. Mr. Batchel bade
+him farewell, and saw him depart with genuine regret; he was returning
+sadly into the house when he heard his name called. It was Wardle,
+leaning out of the window of his cab as it drove away, and waving his
+hand, "Batchel," he cried again, "mind you take a holiday."
+
+
+
+
+IX.
+
+THE KIRK SPOOK.
+
+
+Before many years have passed it will be hard to find a person who has
+ever seen a Parish Clerk. The Parish Clerk is all but extinct. Our
+grandfathers knew him well--an oldish, clean-shaven man, who looked as
+if he had never been young, who dressed in rusty black, bestowed upon
+him, as often as not, by the Rector, and who usually wore a white tie
+on Sundays, out of respect for the seriousness of his office. He it was
+who laid out the Rector's robes, and helped him to put them on; who
+found the places in the large Bible and Prayer Book, and indicated them
+by means of decorous silken bookmarkers; who lighted and snuffed the
+candles in the pulpit and desk, and attended to the little stove in the
+squire's pew; who ran busily about, in short, during the quarter-hour
+which preceded Divine Service, doing a hundred little things, with all
+the activity, and much of the appearance, of a beetle.
+
+Just such a one was Caleb Dean, who was Clerk of Stoneground in the
+days of William IV. Small in stature, he possessed a voice which
+Nature seemed to have meant for a giant, and in the discharge of his
+duties he had a dignity of manner disproportionate even to his voice.
+No one was afraid to sing when he led the Psalm, so certain was it that
+no other voice could be noticed, and the gracious condescension with
+which he received his meagre fees would have been ample acknowledgment
+of double their amount.
+
+Man, however, cannot live by dignity alone, and Caleb was glad enough
+to be sexton as well as clerk, and to undertake any other duties by
+which he might add to his modest income. He kept the Churchyard tidy,
+trimmed the lamps, chimed the bells, taught the choir their simple
+tunes, turned the barrel of the organ, and managed the stoves.
+
+It was this last duty in particular, which took him into Church "last
+thing," as he used to call it, on Saturday night. There were people
+in those days, and may be some in these, whom nothing would induce
+to enter a Church at midnight; Caleb, however, was so much at home
+there that all hours were alike to him. He was never an early man on
+Saturdays. His wife, who insisted upon sitting up for him, would often
+knit her way into Sunday before he appeared, and even then would find
+it hard to get him to bed. Caleb, in fact, when off duty, was a genial
+little fellow; he had many friends, and on Saturday evenings he knew
+where to find them.
+
+It was not, therefore, until the evening was spent that he went to
+make up his fires; and his voice, which served for other singing than
+that of Psalms, could usually be heard, within a little of midnight,
+beguiling the way to Church with snatches of convivial songs. Many a
+belated traveller, homeward bound, would envy him his spirits, but
+no one envied him his duties. Even such as walked with him to the
+neighbourhood of the Churchyard would bid him "Good night" whilst still
+a long way from the gate. They would see him disappear into the gloom
+amongst the graves, and shudder as they turned homewards.
+
+Caleb, meanwhile, was perfectly content. He knew every stone in the
+path; long practice enabled him, even on the darkest night, to thrust
+his huge key into the lock at the first attempt, and on the night we
+are about to describe--it had come to Mr. Batchel from an old man
+who heard it from Caleb's lips--he did it with a feeling of unusual
+cheerfulness and contentment.
+
+Caleb always locked himself in. A prank had once been played upon
+him, which had greatly wounded his dignity; and though it had been no
+midnight prank, he had taken care, ever since, to have the Church to
+himself. He locked the door, therefore, as usual, on the night we speak
+of, and made his way to the stove. He used no candle. He opened the
+little iron door of the stove, and obtained sufficient light to shew
+him the fuel he had laid in readiness; then, when he had made up his
+fire, he closed this door again, and left the Church in darkness. He
+never could say what induced him upon this occasion to remain there
+after his task was done. He knew that his wife was sitting up, as
+usual, and that, as usual, he would have to hear what she had to say.
+Yet, instead of making his way home, he sat down in the corner of the
+nearest seat. He supposed that he must have felt tired, but had no
+distinct recollection of it.
+
+The Church was not absolutely dark. Caleb remembered that he could make
+out the outlines of the windows, and that through the window nearest
+to him he saw a few stars. After his eyes had grown accustomed to the
+gloom he could see the lines of the seats taking shape in the darkness,
+and he had not long sat there before he could dimly see everything
+there was. At last he began to distinguish where books lay upon the
+shelf in front of him. And then he closed his eyes. He does not admit
+having fallen asleep, even for a moment. But the seat was restful, the
+neighbouring stove was growing warm, he had been through a long and
+joyous evening, and it was natural that he should at least close his
+eyes.
+
+He insisted that it was only for a moment. Something, he could not say
+what, caused him to open his eyes again immediately. The closing of
+them seemed to have improved what may be called his dark sight. He saw
+everything in the Church quite distinctly, in a sort of grey light. The
+pulpit stood out, large and bulky, in front. Beyond that, he passed his
+eyes along the four windows on the north side of the Church. He looked
+again at the stars, still visible through the nearest window on his
+left hand as he was sitting. From that, his eyes fell to the further
+end of the seat in front of him, where he could even see a faint gleam
+of polished wood. He traced this gleam to the middle of the seat, until
+it disappeared in black shadow, and upon that his eye passed on to the
+seat he was in, and there he saw a man sitting beside him.
+
+Caleb described the man very clearly. He was, he said, a pale,
+old-fashioned looking man, with something very churchy about him.
+Reasoning also with great clearness, he said that the stranger had not
+come into the Church either with him or after him, and that therefore
+he must have been there before him. And in that case, seeing that the
+Church had been locked since two in the afternoon, the stranger must
+have been there for a considerable time.
+
+Caleb was puzzled; turning therefore, to the stranger, he asked, "How
+long have you been here?"
+
+The stranger answered at once, "Six hundred years."
+
+"Oh! come!" said Caleb.
+
+"Come where?" said the stranger.
+
+"Well, if you come to that, come out," said Caleb.
+
+"I wish I could," said the stranger, and heaved a great sigh.
+
+"What's to prevent you?" said Caleb. "There's the door, and here's the
+key."
+
+"That's it," said the other.
+
+"Of course it is," said Caleb. "Come along."
+
+With that he proceeded to take the stranger by the sleeve, and then it
+was that he says you might have knocked him down with a feather. His
+hand went right into the place where the sleeve seemed to be, and Caleb
+distinctly saw two of the stranger's buttons on the top of his own
+knuckles.
+
+He hastily withdrew his hand, which began to feel icy cold, and sat
+still, not knowing what to say next. He found that the stranger was
+gently chuckling with laughter, and this annoyed him.
+
+"What are you laughing at?" he enquired peevishly.
+
+"It's not funny enough for two," answered the other.
+
+"Who are you, anyhow?" said Caleb.
+
+"I am the kirk spook," was the reply.
+
+Now Caleb had not the least notion what a "kirk spook" was. He was not
+willing to admit his ignorance, but his curiosity was too much for his
+pride, and he asked for information.
+
+"Every Church has a spook," said the stranger, "and I am the spook of
+this one."
+
+"Oh," said Caleb, "I've been about this Church a many years, but I've
+never seen you before."
+
+"That," said the spook, "is because you've always been moving about.
+I'm very flimsy--very flimsy indeed--and I can only keep myself
+together when everything is quite still."
+
+"Well," said Caleb, "you've got your chance now. What are you going to
+do with it?"
+
+"I want to go out," said the spook, "I'm tired of this Church, and I've
+been alone for six hundred years. It's a long time."
+
+"It does seem rather a long time," said Caleb, "but why don't you go if
+you want to? There's three doors."
+
+"That's just it," said the spook, "They keep me in."
+
+"What?" said Caleb, "when they're open."
+
+"Open or shut," said the spook, "it's all one."
+
+"Well, then," said Caleb, "what about the windows?"
+
+"Every bit as bad," said the spook, "They're all pointed."
+
+Caleb felt out of his depth. Open doors and windows that kept a person
+in--if it was a person--seemed to want a little understanding. And the
+flimsier the person, too, the easier it ought to be for him to go where
+he wanted. Also, what could it matter whether they were pointed or not?
+
+The latter question was the one which Caleb asked first.
+
+"Six hundred years ago," said the spook, "all arches were made round,
+and when these pointed things came in I cursed them. I hate new-fangled
+things."
+
+"That wouldn't hurt them much," said Caleb.
+
+"I said I would never go under one of them," said the spook.
+
+"That would matter more to you than to them," said Caleb.
+
+"It does," said the spook, with another great sigh.
+
+"But you could easily change your mind," said Caleb.
+
+"I was tied to it," said the spook, "I was told that I never more
+should go under one of them, whether I would or not."
+
+"Some people will tell you anything," answered Caleb.
+
+"It was a Bishop," explained the spook.
+
+"Ah!" said Caleb, "that's different, of course."
+
+The spook told Caleb how often he had tried to go under the pointed
+arches, sometimes of the doors, sometimes of the windows, and how
+a stream of wind always struck him from the point of the arch, and
+drifted him back into the Church. He had long given up trying.
+
+"You should have been outside," said Caleb, "before they built the last
+door."
+
+"It was my Church," said the spook, "and I was too proud to leave."
+
+Caleb began to sympathise with the spook. He had a pride in the Church
+himself, and disliked even to hear another person say Amen before him.
+He also began to be a little jealous of this stranger who had been six
+hundred years in possession of the Church in which Caleb had believed
+himself, under the Vicar, to be master. And he began to plot.
+
+"Why do you want to get out?" he asked.
+
+"I'm no use here," was the reply, "I don't get enough to do to keep
+myself warm. And I know there are scores of Churches now without any
+kirk-spooks at all. I can hear their cheap little bells dinging every
+Sunday."
+
+"There's very few bells hereabouts," said Caleb.
+
+"There's no hereabouts for spooks," said the other. "We can hear any
+distance you like."
+
+"But what good are you at all?" said Caleb.
+
+"Good!" said the spook. "Don't we secure proper respect for Churches,
+especially after dark? A Church would be like any other place if it
+wasn't for us. You must know that."
+
+"Well, then," said Caleb, "you're no good here. This Church is all
+right. What will you give me to let you out?"
+
+"Can you do it?" asked the spook.
+
+"What will you give me?" said Caleb.
+
+"I'll say a good word for you amongst the spooks," said the other.
+
+"What good will that do me?" said Caleb.
+
+"A good word never did anybody any harm yet," answered the spook.
+
+"Very well then, come along," said Caleb.
+
+"Gently then," said the spook; "don't make a draught."
+
+"Not yet," said Caleb, and he drew the spook very carefully (as one
+takes a vessel quite full of water) from the seat.
+
+"I can't go under pointed arches," cried the spook, as Caleb moved off.
+
+"Nobody wants you to," said Caleb. "Keep close to me."
+
+He led the spook down the aisle to the angle of the wall where a small
+iron shutter covered an opening into the flue. It was used by the
+chimney sweep alone, but Caleb had another use for it now. Calling to
+the spook to keep close, he suddenly removed the shutter.
+
+The fires were by this time burning briskly. There was a strong
+up-draught as the shutter was removed. Caleb felt something rush across
+his face, and heard a cheerful laugh away up in the chimney. Then he
+knew that he was alone. He replaced the shutter, gave another look at
+his stoves, took the keys, and made his way home.
+
+He found his wife asleep in her chair, sat down and took off his boots,
+and awakened her by throwing them across the kitchen.
+
+"I've been wondering when you'd wake," he said.
+
+"What?" she said, "Have you been in long?"
+
+"Look at the clock," said Caleb. "Half after twelve."
+
+"My gracious," said his wife. "Let's be off to bed."
+
+"Did you tell her about the spook?" he was naturally asked.
+
+"Not I," said Caleb. "You know what she'd say. Same as she always does
+of a Saturday night."
+
+ * * * * *
+
+This fable Mr. Batchel related with reluctance. His attitude towards
+it was wholly deprecatory. Psychic phenomena, he said, lay outside the
+province of the mere humourist, and the levity with which they had been
+treated was largely responsible for the presumptuous materialism of the
+age.
+
+He said more, as he warmed to the subject, than can here be repeated.
+The reader of the foregoing tales, however, will be interested to know
+that Mr. Batchel's own attitude was one of humble curiosity. He refused
+even to guess why the _revenant_ was sometimes invisible, and at other
+times partly or wholly visible; sometimes capable of using physical
+force, and at other times powerless. He knew that they had their
+periods, and that was all.
+
+There is room, he said, for the romancer in these matters; but for
+the humourist, none. Romance was the play of intelligence about the
+confines of truth. The invisible world, like the visible, must have its
+romancers, its explorers, and its interpreters; but the time of the
+last was not yet come.
+
+Criticism, he observed in conclusion, was wholesome and necessary.
+But of the idle and mischievous remarks which were wont to pose as
+criticism, he held none in so much contempt as the cheap and irrational
+POOH-POOH.
+
+
+
+
+ PRINTED BY
+ W. HEFFER AND SONS LTD.
+ 104 HILLS ROAD, CAMBRIDGE.
+
+
+
+
+Transcriber's note
+
+
+Text in italics has been surrounded with _underscores_, and small
+capitals changed to all capitals.
+
+A few punctuation errors were corrected and on page 106 "lode" was
+changed to "Lode". Otherwise the original has been preserved, including
+inconsistent hyphenation.
+
+
+
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