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+<div>*** START OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK 44361 ***</div>
+
+<hr class="chap" />
+
+
+
+
+<h1>BLACKWOOD'S<br />
+
+EDINBURGH MAGAZINE.</h1>
+
+<p class="center">
+<span class="smcap">No. CCCCXXXI.</span>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;SEPTEMBER, 1851.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<span class="smcap">Vol. LXX.</span><br />
+</p>
+
+
+
+
+<h2>CONTENTS.</h2>
+
+
+
+<div class="center">
+<table border="0" cellpadding="4" cellspacing="0" summary="contents">
+<tr><td align="left"><span class="smcap">A Campaign in Taka</span>,</td><td align="right"><a href="#Page_251">251</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left"><span class="smcap">My Novel; or, Varieties in English Life. Part XIII</span>,</td><td align="right"><a href="#Page_275">275</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left"><span class="smcap">Disfranchisement of the Boroughs</span>,</td><td align="right"><a href="#Page_296">296</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left"><span class="smcap">Paris in 1851.</span>&mdash;(<em>Continued</em>,)</td><td align="right"><a href="#Page_310">310</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left"><span class="smcap">Mr Ruskin's Works</span>,</td><td align="right"><a href="#Page_326">326</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left"><span class="smcap">Portuguese Politics</span>,</td><td align="right"><a href="#Page_349">349</a></td></tr>
+<tr><td align="left"><span class="smcap">The Congress and the Agapedome.&mdash;A Tale of Peace and Love</span>,</td><td align="right"><a href="#Page_359">359</a></td></tr>
+</table></div>
+
+<p class="center space-above">&mdash;&mdash;&mdash;&mdash;</p>
+
+<p class="center space-above"><big>EDINBURGH:</big></p>
+
+<p class="center">WILLIAM BLACKWOOD &amp; SONS, 45 GEORGE STREET;<br />
+AND 37 PATERNOSTER ROW, LONDON.</p>
+
+<p class="center"><em>To whom all communications (post paid) must be addressed.</em></p>
+
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+
+<p class="center">&mdash;&mdash;&mdash;</p>
+<p class="center"><small>PRINTED BY WILLIAM BLACKWOOD AND SONS, EDINBURGH.</small></p>
+
+
+<hr class="chap" />
+
+
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_251" id="Page_251">&nbsp;</a></span></p>
+
+
+
+
+<h2>BLACKWOOD'S<br />
+
+EDINBURGH MAGAZINE.</h2>
+
+<p class="center">
+<span class="smcap">No. CCCCXXXI.</span>&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;SEPTEMBER, 1851.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;<span class="smcap">Vol. LXX.</span><br />
+</p>
+
+
+
+
+<h2><br />A CAMPAIGN IN TAKA.</h2>
+
+<blockquote>
+
+<p><cite>Feldzug von Sennaar nach Taka, Basa, und Beni-Amer, mit besonderem Hinblick
+auf die Völker von Bellad-Sudan.</cite>&mdash;[Campaign from Sennaar to Taka, Basa, and
+Beni-Amer; with a particular Glance at the Nations of Bellad-Sudan.]&mdash;<span class="smcap">Von Ferdinand
+Werne.</span> Stuttgart: Königl. Hofbuchdruckerei. London: Williams and
+Norgate. 1851.</p></blockquote>
+
+
+<p>Africa, the least explored division
+of the globe's surface, and the best
+field for travellers of bold and enterprising
+character, has been the scene
+of three of the most remarkable books
+of their class that have appeared
+within the last ten years. We refer
+to Major Harris's narrative of his
+Ethiopian expedition&mdash;to the marvellous
+adventures of that modern Nimrod,
+Mr Gordon Cumming&mdash;to Mr
+Ferdinand Werne's strange and exciting
+account of his voyage up the
+White Nile. In our review of the
+last-named interesting and valuable
+work,<a name="FNanchor_1_1" id="FNanchor_1_1"></a><a href="#Footnote_1_1" class="fnanchor">[1]</a> we mentioned that Mr Werne,
+previously to his expedition up the
+Nile, had been for several months in
+the Taka country, a region previously
+untrodden by Europeans, with an
+army commanded by Achmet Bascha,
+governor-general of the Egyptian province
+of Bellad-Sudan, who was operating
+against refractory tributaries.
+He has just published an account of
+this campaign, which afforded him,
+however, little opportunity of expatiating
+on well-contested battles,
+signal victories, or feats of heroic
+valour. On the other hand, his
+narrative abounds in striking incidents,
+in curious details of tribes
+and localities that have never before
+been described, and in perils and
+hardships not the less real and painful
+that they proceeded from no
+efforts of a resolute and formidable
+foe, but from the effects of a pernicious
+climate, and the caprice and
+negligence of a wilful and indolent
+commander.</p>
+
+<p>It was early in 1840, and Mr Werne
+and his youngest brother Joseph had
+been resident for a whole year at
+Chartum, chief town of the province
+of Sudan, in the country of Sennaar.
+Chartum, it will be remembered by
+the readers of the "Expedition for
+the Discovery of the Sources of the
+White Nile," is situated at the confluence
+of the White and Blue streams,
+which, there uniting, flow northwards
+through Nubia and Egypt Proper to
+Cairo and the Mediterranean; and at
+Chartum it was that the two Wernes
+had beheld, in the previous November,
+the departure of the first expedition
+up Nile, which they were forbidden
+to join, and which met with
+little success. The elder Werne,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_252" id="Page_252">[252]</a></span>
+whose portrait&mdash;that of a very determined-looking
+man, bearded, and in
+Oriental costume&mdash;is appended to the
+present volume, appears to have been
+adventurous and a rambler from his
+youth upwards. In 1822 he had
+served in Greece, and had now been
+for many years in Eastern lands.
+Joseph Werne, his youngest and favourite
+brother, had come to Egypt
+at his instigation, after taking at Berlin
+his degree as Doctor of Medicine,
+to study, before commencing practice,
+some of the extraordinary diseases
+indigenous in that noxious climate.
+Unfortunately, as recorded in Mr
+Werne's former work, this promising
+young man, who seems to have possessed
+in no small degree the enterprise,
+perseverance, and fortitude so
+remarkable in his brother, ultimately
+fell a victim to one of those fatal maladies
+whose investigation was the
+principal motive of his visit to Africa.
+The first meeting in Egypt of the two
+brothers was at Cairo; and of it a
+characteristic account is given by the
+elder, an impetuous, we might almost
+say a pugnacious man, tolerably
+prompt to take offence, and upon
+whom, as he himself says at page 67,
+the Egyptian climate had a violently
+irritating effect.</p>
+
+<p>"Our meeting, at Guerra's tavern
+in Cairo, was so far remarkable, that
+my brother knew me immediately,
+whilst I took him for some impertinent
+Frenchman, disposed to make
+game of me, inasmuch as he, in the
+petulance of his joy, fixed his eyes
+upon me, measuring me from top to
+toe, and then laughed at the fury
+with which I rushed upon him, to
+call him to an account, and, if necessary,
+to have him out. We had not
+seen each other for eight years, during
+which he had grown into a man,
+and, moreover, his countenance had
+undergone a change, for, by a terrible
+cut, received in a duel, the muscle of
+risibility had been divided on one
+side, and the poor fellow could laugh
+only with half his face. In the first
+overpowering joy of our meeting in
+this distant quarter of the globe, we
+could not get the wine over our
+tongues, often as my Swiss friend De
+Salis (over whose cheeks the tears
+were chasing each other) and other
+acquaintances struck their glasses
+against ours, encouraging us to drink....
+I now abandoned the hamlet
+of Tura&mdash;situated in the desert, but
+near the Nile, about three leagues
+above Cairo, and whither I had
+retreated to do penance and to work
+at my travels&mdash;as well as my good
+friend Dr Schledehaus of Osnabruck,
+(then holding an appointment at the
+military school, now director of the
+marine hospital of Alexandria,) with
+whom my brother had studied at
+Bonn, and I hired a little house in
+the Esbekie Square in Cairo. After
+half an hour's examination, Joseph
+was appointed surgeon-major, with
+the rank of a Sakulagassi or captain,
+in the central hospital of Kasr-el-Ain,
+with a thousand piastres a
+month, and rations for a horse and
+four servants. Our views constantly
+directed to the interior of Africa, we
+suffered a few months to glide by in
+the old city of the Khalifs, dwelling
+together in delightful brotherly harmony.
+But our thirst for travelling
+was unslaked; to it I had sacrificed
+my appointment as chancellor of the
+Prussian Consulate at Alexandria;
+Joseph received his nomination as
+regimental surgeon to the 1st regiment
+in Sennaar, including that of
+physician to the central hospital at
+Chartum. Our friends were concerned
+for us on account of the
+dangerous climate, but, nevertheless,
+we sailed with good courage up the
+Nile, happy to escape from the noise
+of the city, and to be on our way to
+new scenes."</p>
+
+<p>A stroke of the sun, received near
+the cataract of Ariman in Upper
+Nubia, and followed by ten days'
+delirium, soon convinced the younger
+Werne that his friends' anxiety on
+his behalf was not groundless. During
+the whole of their twelvemonth's
+stay at Chartum, they were mercilessly
+persecuted by intermittent
+fever, there most malignant, and
+under whose torturing and lowering
+attacks their sole consolation was
+that, as they never chanced both to
+be ill together, they were able
+alternately to nurse each other. At
+last, fearing that body or mind would
+succumb to these reiterated fever-fits,
+and the first expedition up the
+White Nile having, to their great
+disgust and disappointment, sailed<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_253" id="Page_253">[253]</a></span>
+without them, they made up their
+minds to quit for ever the pestiferous
+Chartum and the burning steppes of
+Bellad-Sudan. Whilst preparing for
+departure, they received a visit from
+the chief Cadi, who told them, over
+a glass of cardinal&mdash;administered by
+Dr Werne as medicine, to evade his
+Mahomedan scruples&mdash;that Effendina
+(Excellency) Achmet Bascha was
+well pleased with the brotherly love
+they manifested, taking care of each
+other in sickness, and that they would
+do well to pay their respects occasionally
+at the Divan. This communication
+was almost immediately
+followed by the arrival at Chartum of
+Dr Gand, physician to Abbas Bascha.
+This gentleman had been a comrade
+of Ferdinand Werne's in Greece, and
+he recommended the two brothers to
+Achmet, with whom he was intimate,
+in true Oriental style, as men of universal
+genius and perfect integrity, to
+whom he might intrust both his body
+and his soul. The consequence of this
+liberal encomium was, that Achmet
+fixed his eyes upon them to accompany
+him, in the capacity of confidential
+advisers, upon a projected campaign.
+Informed of this plan and of the
+advantages it included, the Wernes
+joyfully abandoned their proposed
+departure. Joseph was to be made
+house-physician to Achmet and his
+harem, as well as medical inspector
+of the whole province, in place of
+Soliman Effendi, (the renegade Baron
+di Pasquali of Palermo,) a notorious
+poisoner, in whose hands the Bascha
+did not consider himself safe. Ferdinand
+Werne, who had held the rank of
+captain in Greece, was made <i>bimbaschi</i>
+or major, and was attached, as
+engineer, to Achmet's person, with
+good pay and many privileges. "At
+a later period he would have made
+me bey, if I&mdash;not on his account,
+for he was an enlightened Circassian,
+but on that of the Turkish jackasses&mdash;would
+have turned Mussulman. I
+laughed at this, and he said no more
+about it." Delighted to have secured
+the services of the two Germans,
+Achmet ordered it to be reported
+to his father-in-law, Mehemet Ali,
+for his approval, and took counsel
+with his new officers concerning the
+approaching campaign. Turk-like,
+he proposed commencing it in the
+rainy season. Mr Werne opposed
+this as likely to cost him half his
+army, the soldiers being exceedingly
+susceptible to rain, and advised the
+erection of blockhouses at certain
+points along the line of march where
+springs were to be found, to secure
+water for the troops. The Bascha
+thought this rather a roundabout
+mode of proceeding, held his men's
+lives very cheap, and boasted of his
+seven hundred dromedaries, every one
+of which, in case of need, could carry
+three soldiers. His counsellors were
+dismissed, with injunctions to secresy,
+and on their return home they found
+at their door, as a present from the
+Bascha, two beautiful dromedaries,
+tall, powerful, ready saddled for a
+march, and particularly adapted for a
+campaign, inasmuch as they started
+not when muskets were fired between
+their ears. A few days later, Mr
+Werne was sent for by Achmet, who,
+when the customary coffee had been
+taken, dismissed his attendants by a
+sign, and informed him, with a gloomy
+countenance, that the people of Taka
+refused to pay their <i>tulba</i>, or tribute.
+His predecessor, Churdschid Bascha,
+having marched into that country,
+had been totally defeated in a <i>chaaba</i>,
+or tract of forest. Since that time,
+Achmet mournfully declared, the
+tribes had not paid a single piastre,
+and he found himself grievously in
+want of money. So, instead of marching
+south-westward to Darfour, as he
+had intended, he would move north-eastward
+to Taka, chastise the stubborn
+insolvents, and replenish the
+coffers of the state. "Come with
+me," said he, to Mr Werne; "upon
+the march we shall all recover our
+health," (he also suffered from frequent
+and violent attacks of fever;)
+"yonder are water and forests, as in
+Germany and Circassia, and very
+high mountains." It mattered little
+to so restless and rambling a spirit as
+Mr Ferdinand Werne whether his
+route lay inland towards the Mountains
+of the Moon, or coastwards to
+the Red Sea. His brother was again
+sick, and spoke of leaving the country;
+but Mr Werne cheered him up,
+pointed out to him upon the map an
+imaginary duchy which he was to
+conquer in the approaching war, and
+revived an old plan of going to settle<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_254" id="Page_254">[254]</a></span>
+at Bagdad, there to practise as physician
+and apothecary. "We resolved,
+therefore, to take our passports with
+us, so that, if we chose, we might
+embark on the Red Sea. By this
+time I had seen through the Bascha,
+and I resolved to communicate to him
+an idea which I often, in the interest
+of these oppressed tribes, had revolved
+in my mind, namely, that he should
+place himself at their head, and renounce
+obedience to the Egyptian
+vampire. I did subsequently speak
+to him of the plan, and it might have
+been well and permanently carried
+out, had he not, instead of striving to
+win the confidence of the chiefs,
+tyrannised over them in every possible
+manner. Gold and regiments!
+was his motto."</p>
+
+<p>Meanwhile the influential Dr Gand
+had fallen seriously ill, and was so
+afflicted with the irritability already
+referred to as a consequence of the
+climate, that no one could go near
+him but the two Wernes. He neglected
+Joseph's good advice to quit
+Chartum at once, put it off till it was
+too late, and died on his journey
+northwards. His body lay buried for
+a whole year in the sand of the desert;
+then his family, who were going to
+France, dug it up to take with them.
+Always a very thin man, little more
+than skin and bone, the burning sand
+had preserved him like a mummy.
+There was no change in his appearance;
+not a hair gone from his mustaches.
+Strange is the confusion and
+alternation of life and death in that
+ardent and unwholesome land of
+Nubia. To-day in full health, to-morrow
+prostrate with fever, from
+which you recover only to be again
+attacked. Dead, in twenty-four
+hours or less corruption is busy on
+the corpse; bury it promptly in the
+sand, and in twelve months you may
+disinter it, perfect as if embalmed.
+At Chartum, the very focus of disease,
+death, it might be thought, is
+sufficiently supplied by fever to need
+no other purveyors. Nevertheless
+poisoning seems a pretty common
+practice there. Life in Chartum is
+altogether, by Mr Werne's account,
+a most curious thing. During the
+preparations for the campaign, a
+Wurtemberg prince, Duke Paul William
+of Mergentheim, arrived in the
+place, and was received with much
+pomp. "For the first time I saw the
+Bascha sit upon a chair; he was in
+full uniform, a red jacket adorned
+with gold, a great diamond crescent,
+and three brilliant stars upon his left
+breast, his sabre by his side." The
+prince, a fat good-humoured German,
+was considerably impressed by the
+state displayed, and left the presence
+with many obeisances. The next
+day he dined with the Bascha, whom
+he and the Wernes hoped to see
+squatted on the ground, and feeding
+with his fingers. They were disappointed;
+the table was arranged in
+European fashion; wine of various
+kinds was there, especially champagne,
+(which the servants, notwithstanding
+Werne's remonstrances, insisted
+on shaking before opening, and
+which consequently flew about the
+room in foaming fountains;) bumper-toasts
+were drunk; and the whole
+party, Franks and Turks, seem to
+have gradually risen into a glorious
+state of intoxication, during which
+they vowed eternal friendship to each
+other in all imaginable tongues; and
+the German prince declared he would
+make the campaign to Taka with the
+Bascha, draw out the plan, and overwhelm
+the enemy. This jovial meeting
+was followed by a quieter entertainment
+given by the Wernes to the
+prince, who declared he was travelling
+as a private gentleman, and
+wished to be treated accordingly;
+and then Soliman Effendi, the Sicilian
+renegade, made a respectful application
+for permission to invite the
+"<i lang="it" xml:lang="it">Altezza Tedesca</i>," for whom he had
+conceived a great liking. A passage
+from Mr Werne is here worth quoting,
+as showing the state of society at
+Chartum. "I communicated the
+invitation, with the remark that the
+Sicilian was notorious for his poisonings,
+but that I had less fear on his
+highness' account than on that of my
+brother, who was already designated
+to replace him in his post. The
+prince did not heed the danger;
+moreover, I had put myself on a
+peculiar footing with Soliman Effendi,
+and now told him plainly that he had
+better keep his vindictive man&oelig;uvres
+for others than us, for that my brother
+and I should go to dinner with loaded
+pistols in our pockets, and would<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_255" id="Page_255">[255]</a></span>
+shoot him through the head (<i lang="it" xml:lang="it">brucciare
+il cervello</i>) if one of us three felt as
+much as a belly-ache at his table.
+The dinner was served in the German
+fashion; all the guests came, except
+Vaissière (formerly a French captain,
+now a slave-dealer, with the cross of
+the legion of honour.) He would not
+trust Soliman, who was believed to
+have poisoned a favourite female-slave
+of his after a dispute they had
+about money matters. The dinner
+went off merrily and well. The duke
+changed his mind about going to Taka,
+but promised to join in the campaign
+on his return from Fàszogl, and bade
+me promise the Bascha in his name
+a crocodile-rifle and a hundred bottles
+of champagne."</p>
+
+<p>Long and costly were the preparations
+for the march; the more so that
+Mr Werne and his brother, who saw
+gleaming in the distance the golden
+cupolas of Bagdad, desired to take all
+their baggage with them, and also
+sufficient stores for the campaign&mdash;not
+implicitly trusting to the Bascha's
+promise that his kitchen and table
+should be always at their service.
+Ten camels were needed to carry the
+brothers' baggage. One of their
+greatest troubles was to know how to
+dispose of their collection of beasts
+and birds. "The young maneless
+lion, our greatest joy, was dead&mdash;Soliman
+Effendi, who was afraid of
+him, having dared to poison him, as
+I learned, after the renegade's death,
+from one of our own people." But of
+birds there were a host; eagles, vultures,
+king-cranes, (<i>grus pavonina</i>,
+Linn.;) a snake-killing secretary, with
+his beautiful eagle head, long tail, and
+heron legs; strange varieties of water-fowl,
+many of which had been shot,
+but had had the pellets extracted and
+the wounds healed by the skill of Dr
+Werne; and last, but most beloved,
+"a pet black horn-bird, (<i>buceros
+abyss.</i> L.,) who hopped up to us when
+we called out 'Jack!'&mdash;who picked up
+with his long curved beak the pieces of
+meat that were thrown to him, tossed
+them into the air and caught them
+again, (whereat the Prince of Wurtemberg
+laughed till he held his sides,)
+because nature has provided him with
+too short a tongue; but who did not
+despise frogs and lizards, and who
+called us at daybreak with his persevering
+'<em>Hum, hum</em>,' until we roused
+ourselves and answered 'Jack.'"
+Their anxiety on account of their
+aviary was relieved by the Bascha's
+wife, who condescendingly offered to
+take charge of it during their absence.
+Mehemet Ali's daughter suffered
+dreadfully from ennui in dull, unwholesome
+Chartum, and reckoned
+on the birds and beasts as pastime
+and diversion. Thus, little by little,
+difficulties were overcome, and all
+was made ready for the march. A
+Bolognese doctor of medicine, named
+Bellotti, and Dumont, a French apothecary,
+arrived at Chartum. They
+belonged to an Egyptian regiment,
+and must accompany it on the <i>chasua</i>.<a name="FNanchor_2_2" id="FNanchor_2_2"></a><a href="#Footnote_2_2" class="fnanchor">[2]</a>
+Troops assembled in and around
+Chartum, the greater part of whose
+garrison, destined also to share in the
+campaign, were boated over to the
+right bank of the Blue Nile. Thence
+they were to march northwards to
+Damer&mdash;once a town, now a village
+amidst ruins&mdash;situated about three
+leagues above the place where the
+Atbara, a river that rises in Abyssinia,
+and flows north-westward through
+Sennaar, falls into the Nile. There
+the line of march changed its direction
+to the right, and took a tolerably
+straight route, but inclining a little to
+the south, in the direction of the Red
+Sea. The Bascha went by water
+down the Nile the greater part of the
+way to Damer, and was of course
+attended by his physician. Mr Werne,
+finding himself unwell, followed his
+example, sending their twelve camels
+by land, and accompanied by Bellotti,
+Dumont, and a Savoyard merchant
+from Chartum, Bruno Rollet by name.
+There was great difficulty in getting
+a vessel, all having been taken for the
+transport of provisions and military<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_256" id="Page_256">[256]</a></span>
+stores; but at last one was discovered,
+sunk by its owner to save it from the
+commissariat, and after eleven days
+of sickness, suffering, and peril&mdash;during
+which Mr Werne, when burning
+with fever, had been compelled to
+jump overboard to push the heavy
+laden boat off the reef on which the
+stupid Rëis had run it&mdash;the party
+rejoined headquarters. There Mr
+Werne was kindly received by Achmet,
+and most joyfully by his brother.
+Long and dolorous was the tale Dr
+Joseph had to tell of his sufferings
+with the wild-riding Bascha. Three
+days before reaching Damer, that impatient
+chieftain left his ship and
+ordered out the dromedaries. The
+Berlin doctor of medicine felt his heart
+sink within him; he had never yet
+ascended a dromedary's saddle, and the
+desperate riding of the Bascha made
+his own Turkish retinue fear to follow
+him. His forebodings were well-founded.
+Two hours' rough trot shook
+up his interior to such an extent, and
+so stripped his exterior of skin, that
+he was compelled to dismount and lie
+down upon some brushwood near the
+Nile, exposed to the burning sun, and
+with a compassionate Bedouin for sole
+attendant, until the servants and
+baggage came up. Headache, vomiting,
+terrible heat and parching thirst&mdash;for
+he had no drinking vessel, and
+the Bedouin would not leave him&mdash;were
+his portion the whole day, followed
+by fever and delirium during
+the night. At two o'clock the next
+day (the hottest time) the Bascha
+was again in the saddle, as if desirous
+to try to the utmost his own endurance
+and that of his suite. By this
+time the doctor had come up with
+him, (having felt himself better in the
+morning,) after a six hours' ride, and
+terrible loss of leather, the blood running
+down into his stockings. Partly
+on his dromedary, partly on foot, he
+managed to follow his leader through
+this second day's march, at the cost
+of another night's fever, but in the
+morning he was so weak that he was
+obliged to take boat and complete his
+journey to Damer by water. Of more
+slender frame and delicate complexion
+than his brother, the poor doctor was
+evidently ill-adapted for roughing it
+in African deserts, although his pluck
+and fortitude went far towards supplying
+his physical deficiencies. Most
+painful are the accounts of his constantly
+recurring sufferings during
+that arduous expedition; and one
+cannot but admire and wonder at the
+zeal for science, or ardent thirst for
+novelty, that supported him, and
+induced him to persevere in the teeth
+of such hardship and ill-health. At
+Damer he purchased a small dromedary
+of easy paces, and left the
+Bascha's rough-trotting gift for his
+brother's riding.</p>
+
+<p>At three in the afternoon of the
+20th March, a cannon-shot gave the
+signal for departure. The Wernes'
+water-skins were already filled and
+their baggage packed; in an instant
+their tents were struck and camels
+loaded; with baggage and servants
+they took their place at the head of
+the column and rode up to the Bascha,
+who was halted to the east of Damer,
+with his beautiful horses and dromedaries
+standing saddled behind him.
+He complained of the great disorder
+in the camp, but consoled himself
+with the reflection that things would
+go better by-and-by. "It was truly
+a motley scene," says Mr Werne.
+"The Turkish cavalry in their national
+costume of many colours, with
+yellow and green banners and small
+kettle-drums; the Schaïgië and Mograbin
+horsemen; Bedouins on horseback,
+on camels, and on foot; the
+Schechs and Moluks (little king) with
+their armour-bearers behind them on
+the dromedaries, carrying pikes and
+lances, straight swords and leather
+shields; the countless donkeys and
+camels&mdash;the former led by a great
+portion of the infantry, to ride in
+turn&mdash;drums and an ear-splitting
+band of music, The Chabir (caravan-leader)
+was seen in the distance
+mounted on his dromedary, and armed
+with a lance and round shield; the
+Bascha bestrode his horse, and we
+accompanied him in that direction,
+whilst gradually, and in picturesque
+disorder, the detachments emerged
+from the monstrous confusion and followed
+us. The artillery consisted of
+two field-pieces, drawn by camels,
+which the Bascha had had broken to
+the work, that in the desert they
+might relieve the customary team of
+mules.</p>
+
+<p>"Abd-el-Kader, the jovial Topschi<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_257" id="Page_257">[257]</a></span>
+Baschi, (chief of the artillery,) commanded
+them, and rode a mule. The
+Turks, (that is to say, chiefly Circassians,
+Kurds, and Arnauts or Albanians,)
+who shortly before could hardly
+put one leg before the other, seemed
+transformed into new men, as they
+once more found themselves at home
+in their saddles. They galloped
+round the Bascha like madmen, riding
+their horses as mercilessly as if they
+had been drunk with opium. This
+was a sort of honorary demonstration,
+intended to indicate to their chief their
+untameable valour. The road led
+through the desert, and was tolerably
+well beaten. Towards evening
+the Bascha rode forwards with the
+Chabir. We did not follow, for I
+felt myself unwell. It was dark
+night when we reached the left bank
+of the Atbara, where we threw
+ourselves down amongst the bushes,
+and went to sleep, without taking
+supper."</p>
+
+<p>The campaign might now be said
+to be beginning; at least the army
+was close upon tribes whose disposition,
+if not avowedly hostile, was very
+equivocal, and the Bascha placed a
+picket of forty men at the only ford
+over the Atbara, a clear stream of
+tolerable depth, and with lofty banks,
+covered with rich grass, with mimosas
+and lofty fruit-laden palm-trees. The
+next day's march was a severe one&mdash;ten
+hours without a halt&mdash;and was
+attended, after nightfall, with some
+danger, arising partly from the route
+lying through trees with barbed
+thorns, strong enough to tear the
+clothes off men's bodies and the eyes
+out of their heads, and partly from the
+crowding and pressure in the disorderly
+column during its progress
+amongst holes and chasms occasioned
+by the overflowing of the river. Upon
+halting, at midnight, a fire was
+lighted for the Bascha, and one of his
+attendants brought coffee to Mr
+Werne; but he, sick and weary, rejected
+it, and would have preferred,
+he says, so thoroughly exhausted did
+he feel, a nap under a bush to a supper
+upon a roasted angel. They were
+still ascending the bank of the Atbara,
+a winding stream, with wildly beautiful
+tree-fringed banks, containing
+few fish, but giving shelter, in its
+deep places, to the crocodile and hippopotamus.
+From the clefts of its
+sandstone bed, then partially exposed
+by the decline of the waters, sprang
+a lovely species of willow, with beautiful
+green foliage and white umbelliferous
+flowers, having a perfume surpassing
+that of jasmine. The Wernes
+would gladly, have explored the
+neighbourhood; but the tremendous
+heat, and a warm wind which played
+round their temples with a sickening
+effect, drove them into camp. Gunfire
+was at noon upon that day; but
+it was Mr Werne's turn to be on the
+sick-list. Suddenly he felt himself so
+ill, that it was with a sort of despairing
+horror he saw the tent struck from
+over him, loaded upon a camel, and
+driven off. In vain he endeavoured
+to rise; the sun seemed to dart coals
+of fire upon his head. His brother and
+servant carried him into the shadow
+of a neighbouring palm-tree, and he
+sank half-dead upon the glowing sand.
+It would suffice to abide there during
+the heat of the day, as they thought,
+but instead of that, they were compelled
+to remain till next morning,
+Werne suffering terribly from dysentery.
+"Never in my life," he says,
+"did I more ardently long for the setting
+of the sun than on that day; even
+its last rays exercised the same painful
+power on my hair, which seemed to
+be in a sort of electric connection
+with just as many sunbeams, and to
+bristle up upon my head. And no
+sooner had the luminary which inspired
+me with such horror sunk below
+the horizon, than I felt myself
+better, and was able to get on my
+legs and crawl slowly about. Some
+good-natured Arab shepherd-lads approached
+our fire, pitied me, and
+brought me milk and durra-bread.
+It was a lovely evening; the full moon
+was reflected in the Atbara, as were
+also the dark crowns of the palm-trees,
+wild geese shrieked around us;
+otherwise the stillness was unbroken,
+save at intervals by the cooing of
+doves. There is something beautiful
+in sleeping in the open air, when
+weather and climate are suitable.
+We awoke before sunrise, comforted,
+and got upon our dromedaries; but
+after a couple of hours' ride we mistrusted
+the sun, and halted with some
+wandering Arabs belonging to the
+Kabyle of the Kammarabs. We<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_258" id="Page_258">[258]</a></span>
+were hospitably received, and regaled
+with milk and bread."<a name="FNanchor_3_3" id="FNanchor_3_3"></a><a href="#Footnote_3_3" class="fnanchor">[3]</a></p>
+
+<p>When our two Germans rejoined
+headquarters, after four days' absence,
+they found Achmet Bascha seated in
+the shade upon the ground in front of
+his tent, much burned by the sun, and
+looking fagged and suffering&mdash;as well
+he might be after the heat and exposure
+he had voluntarily undergone.
+Nothing could cure him, however, at
+least as yet, of his fancy for marching
+in the heat of the day. Although
+obstinate and despotic, the Bascha
+was evidently a dashing sort of fellow,
+well calculated to win the respect and
+admiration of his wild and heterogeneous
+army. Weary as were the
+two Wernes, (they reached the camp
+at noon,) at two o'clock they had to
+be again in the saddle. "A number
+of gazelles were started; the Bascha
+seized a gun and dashed after them
+upon his Arabian stallion, almost the
+whole of the cavalry scouring after
+him like a wild mob, and we ourselves
+riding a sharp trot to witness the
+chase. We thought he had fallen
+from his horse, so suddenly did he
+swing himself from saddle to ground,
+killing three gazelles with three shots,
+of which animals we consumed a considerable
+portion roasted for that
+night's supper." The river here
+widened, and crocodiles showed themselves
+upon the opposite shore. The
+day was terribly warm; the poor
+medico was ill again, suffering grievously
+from his head, and complaining
+of <em>his hair being so hot</em>; and as the
+Salamander Bascha persisted in marching
+under a sun which, through the
+canvass of the tents, heated sabres
+and musket-barrels till it was scarcely
+possible to grasp them, the brothers
+again lingered behind and followed in
+the cool of the evening, Joseph being
+mounted upon an easy-going mule
+lent him by Topschi Baschi, the good-humoured
+but dissolute captain of
+the guns. They were now divided
+but by the river's breadth from the
+hostile tribe of the Haddenda, and
+might at any moment be assailed;
+so two hours after sunset a halt was
+called and numerous camp-fires were
+lighted, producing a most picturesque
+effect amongst the trees, and by their
+illumination of the diversified costumes
+of the soldiery, and attracting
+a whole regiment of scorpions, "some
+of them remarkably fine specimens,"
+says Mr Werne, who looks upon these
+unpleasant fireside companions with a
+scientific eye, "a finger and a half
+long, of a light colour, half of the tail
+of a brown black and covered with
+hair." It is a thousand pities that
+the adventurous Mrs Ida Pfeiffer did
+not accompany Mr Werne upon this
+expedition. She would have had the
+finest possible opportunities of curing
+herself of the prejudice which it will
+be remembered she was so weak as
+to entertain against the scorpion
+tribe. These pleasant reptiles were
+as plentiful all along Mr Werne's line
+of march as are cockchafers on a
+summer evening in an English oak-copse.
+Their visitations were pleasantly
+varied by those of snakes of
+all sizes, and of various degrees of
+venom. "At last," says Mr Werne,
+"one gets somewhat indifferent about
+scorpions and other wild animals."
+He had greater difficulty in accustoming
+himself to the sociable habits of
+the snakes, who used to glide about
+amongst tents and baggage, and by
+whom, in the course of the expedition,
+a great number of persons were
+bitten. On the 12th April "Mohammed
+Ladham sent us a remarkable
+scorpion&mdash;pity that it is so much
+injured&mdash;almost two fingers long,
+black-brown, tail and feet covered
+with prickly hair, claws as large as
+those of a small crab.... We
+had laid us down under a green tree
+beside a cotton plantation, whilst our
+servants unloaded the camels and
+pitched the tents, when a snake, six<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_259" id="Page_259">[259]</a></span>
+feet long, darted from under our carpet,
+passed over my leg, and close
+before my brother's face. But we
+were so exhausted that we lay still,
+and some time afterwards the snake
+was brought to us, one of Schech
+Defalla's people having killed it."
+About noon next day a similar snake
+sprang out of the said Defalla's own
+tent; it was killed also, and found to
+measure six feet two inches. The
+soldiers perceiving that the German
+physician and his brother were curious
+in the matter of reptiles, brought
+them masses of serpents; but they
+had got a notion that the flesh was
+the part coveted (not the skin) to
+make medicine, and most of the specimens
+were so defaced as to be valueless.
+Early in May "some soldiers
+assured us they had seen in the
+thicket a serpent twenty feet long,
+and as thick as a man's leg; probably
+a species of boa&mdash;a pity that they
+could not kill it. The great number
+of serpents with dangerous bites
+makes our bivouac very unsafe, and
+we cannot encamp with any feeling
+of security near bushes or amongst
+brushwood; the prick of a blade of
+straw, the sting of the smallest
+insect, causes a hasty movement, for
+one immediately fancies it is a snake
+or scorpion; and when out shooting,
+one's <em>second</em> glance is for the game,
+one's <em>first</em> on the ground at his feet,
+for fear of trampling and irritating
+some venomous reptile." As we proceed
+through the volume we shall
+come to other accounts of beasts and
+reptiles, so remarkable as really
+almost to reconcile us to the possibility
+of some of the zoological marvels
+narrated by the Yankee Doctor
+Mayo in his rhapsody of Kaloolah.<a name="FNanchor_4_4" id="FNanchor_4_4"></a><a href="#Footnote_4_4" class="fnanchor">[4]</a>
+For the present we must revert to
+the business of this curiously-conducted
+campaign. As the army
+advanced, various chiefs presented
+themselves, with retinues more or
+less numerous. The first of these
+was the Grand-Shech Mohammed
+Defalla, already named, who came
+up, with a great following, on the
+28th March. He was a man of
+herculean frame; and assuredly such
+was very necessary to enable him to
+endure in that climate the weight of
+his defensive arms. He wore a
+double shirt of mail over a quilted
+doublet, arm-plates and beautifully
+wrought steel gauntlets; his casque
+fitted like a shell to the upper part of
+his head, and had in front, in lieu of
+a visor, an iron bar coming down
+over the nose&mdash;behind, for the protection
+of the nape, a fringe composed
+of small rings. His straight-bladed
+sword had a golden hilt. The whole
+equipment, which seems to correspond
+very closely with that of some
+of the Sikhs or other warlike Indian
+tribes, proceeded from India, and
+Defalla had forty or fifty such suits
+of arms. About the same time with
+him, arrived two Schechs from the
+refractory land of Taka, tall handsome
+men; whilst, from the environs
+of the neighbouring town of Gos-Rajeb,
+a number of people rode out on
+dromedaries to meet the Bascha, their
+hair quite white with camel-fat, which
+melted in the sun and streamed over
+their backs. Gos-Rajeb, situated at
+about a quarter of a mile from the
+left bank of the Atbara, consists of
+some two hundred <i>tokul</i> (huts) and
+clay-built houses, and in those parts
+is considered an important commercial
+depot, Indian goods being transported
+thither on camels from the
+port of Souakim, on the Red Sea.
+The inhabitants are of various tribes,
+more of them red than black or brown;
+but few were visible, many having
+fled at the approach of Achmet's
+army, which passed the town in imposing
+array&mdash;the infantry in double
+column in the centre, the Turkish
+cavalry on the right, the Schaïgiës and
+Mograbins on the left, the artillery,
+with kettledrums, cymbals, and other
+music, in the van&mdash;marched through
+the Atbara, there very shallow, and
+encamped on the right bank, in a
+stony and almost treeless plain, at
+the foot of two rocky hills. The
+Bascha ordered the Shech of Gos-Rajeb
+to act as guide to the Wernes
+in their examination of the vicinity,
+and to afford them all the information
+in his power. The most remarkable
+spot to which he conducted them
+was to the site of an ancient city,
+which once, according to tradition,
+had been as large as Cairo, and<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_260" id="Page_260">[260]</a></span>
+inhabited by Christians. The date
+of its existence must be very remote,
+for the ground was smooth,
+and the sole trace of buildings
+consisted in a few heaps of broken
+bricks. There were indications of a
+terrible conflagration, the bricks in
+one place being melted together into
+a black glazed mass. Mr Werne
+could trace nothing satisfactory with
+respect to former Christian occupants,
+and seems disposed to think that
+Burckhardt, who speaks of Christian
+monuments at that spot, (in the neighbourhood
+of the hill of Herrerem,)
+may have been misled by certain
+peculiarly formed rocks.</p>
+
+<p>The most renowned chief of the
+mutinous tribes of Taka, the conqueror
+of the Turks under Churdschid
+Bascha, was Mohammed Din, Grand-Schech
+of the Haddenda. This personage,
+awed by the approach of
+Achmet's formidable force, sent his
+son to the advancing Bascha, as a
+hostage for his loyalty and submission.
+Achmet sent the young
+man back to his father as bearer
+of his commands. The next day
+the army crossed the frontier of
+Taka, which is not very exactly defined,
+left the Atbara in their rear,
+and, moving still eastwards, beheld
+before them, in the far distance, the
+blue mountains of Abyssinia. The
+Bascha's suite was now swelled by
+the arrival of numerous Schechs, great
+and small, with their esquires and attendants.
+The route lay through a
+thick forest, interwoven with creeping
+plants and underwood, and with
+thorny mimosas, which grew to a
+great height. The path was narrow,
+the confusion of the march inconceivably
+great and perilous, and if the
+enemy had made a vigorous attack
+with their javelins, which they are
+skilled in throwing, the army must
+have endured great loss, with scarcely
+a possibility of inflicting any. At last
+the scattered column reached an open
+space, covered with grass, and intersected
+with deep narrow rills of
+water. The Bascha, who had outstripped
+his troops, was comfortably
+encamped, heedless of their fate,
+whilst they continued for a long time
+to emerge in broken parties from the
+wood. Mr Werne's good opinion of
+his generalship had been already much
+impaired, and this example of true
+Turkish indolence, and of the absence
+of any sort of military dispositions
+under such critical circumstances,
+completely destroyed it. The next
+day there was some appearance of
+establishing camp-guards, and of taking
+due precautions against the fierce
+and numerous foe, who on former
+occasions had thrice defeated Turkish
+armies, and from whom an attack might
+at any moment be expected. In the
+afternoon an alarm was given; the
+Bascha, a good soldier, although a
+bad general, was in the saddle in an
+instant, and gallopping to the spot,
+followed by all his cavalry, whilst the
+infantry rushed confusedly in the
+same direction. The uproar had
+arisen, however, not from Arab assailants,
+but from some soldiers who
+had discovered extensive corn magazines&mdash;<em>silos</em>,
+as they are called in Algeria&mdash;holes
+in the ground, filled with
+grain, and carefully covered over.
+By the Bascha's permission, the soldiers
+helped themselves from these
+abundant granaries, and thus the
+army found itself provided with corn
+for the next two months. In the
+course of the disorderly distribution,
+or rather scramble, occurred a little
+fight between the Schaïgië, a quarrelsome
+set of irregulars, and some of
+the Turks. Nothing could be worse
+than the discipline of Achmet's host.
+The Schaïgiës were active and daring
+horsemen, and were the first to draw
+blood in the campaign, in a skirmish
+upon the following day with some
+ambushed Arabs. The neighbouring
+woods swarmed with these javelin-bearing
+gentry, although they lay
+close, and rarely showed themselves,
+save when they could inflict injury
+at small risk. Mr Werne began to
+doubt the possibility of any extensive
+or effectual operations against
+these wild and wandering tribes,
+who, on the approach of the army,
+loaded their goods on camels, and
+fled into the <i>Chaaba</i>, or forest district,
+whither it was impossible to
+follow them. Where was the Bascha
+to find money and food for the support
+of his numerous army?&mdash;where
+was he to quarter it during the dangerous
+<i>Chariff</i>, or rainy season? He
+was very reserved as to his plans;
+probably, according to Mr Werne,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_261" id="Page_261">[261]</a></span>
+because he had none. The Schechs
+who had joined and marched with
+him could hardly be depended upon,
+when it was borne in mind that they,
+formerly the independent rulers of a
+free people, had been despoiled of
+their power and privileges, and were
+now the ill-used vassals of the haughty
+and stupid Turks, who overwhelmed
+them with imposts, treated them contemptuously,
+and even subjected them
+to the bastinado. "Mohammed Din,
+seeing the hard lot of these gentlemen,
+seems disposed to preserve his
+freedom as long as possible, or to sell
+it as dearly as may be. Should it
+come to a war, there is, upon our side,
+a total want of efficient leaders, at
+any rate if we except the Bascha.
+Abdin Aga, chief of the Turkish cavalry,
+a bloated Arnaut; Sorop Effendi,
+a model of stupidity and covetousness;
+Hassan Effendi Bimbaschi,
+a quiet sot; Soliman Aga, greedy,
+and without the slightest education of
+any kind; Hassan Effendi of Sennaar,
+a Turk in the true sense of the word
+(these four are infantry commanders);
+Mohammed Ladjam, a good-natured
+but inexperienced fellow, chief of the
+Mograbin cavalry: amongst all these
+officers, the only difference is, that
+each is more ignorant than his neighbour.
+With such leaders, what can
+be expected from an army that, for
+the most part, knows no discipline&mdash;the
+Schaïgiës, for instance, doing just
+what they please, and being in a fair
+way to corrupt all the rest&mdash;and that
+is encumbered with an endless train
+of dangerous rabble, idlers, slaves,
+and women of pleasure, serving as
+a burthen and hindrance? Let us
+console ourselves with the <i>Allah
+kerim!</i> (God is merciful.)" Mr
+Werne had not long to wait for a
+specimen of Turkish military skill.
+On the night of the 7th April he was
+watching in his tent beside his grievously
+sick brother, when there suddenly
+arose an uproar in the camp,
+followed by firing. "I remained by
+our tent, for my brother was scarcely
+able to stir, and the infantry also
+remained quiet, trusting to their
+mounted comrades. But when I saw
+Bimbaschi Hassan Effendi lead a
+company past us, and madly begin to
+fire over the powder-waggons, as if
+these were meant to serve as barricades
+against the hostile lances, I
+ran up to him with my sabre drawn,
+and threatened him with the Bascha,
+as well as with the weapon, whereupon
+he came to his senses, and
+begged me not to betray him. The
+whole proved to be mere noise, but
+the harassed Bascha was again up
+and active. He seemed to make no
+use of his aides-de-camp, and only
+his own presence could inspire his
+troops with courage. Some of the
+enemy were killed, and there were
+many tracks of blood leading into the
+wood, although the firing had been at
+random in the darkness. As a specimen
+of the tactics of our Napoleon-worshipping
+Bascha, he allowed the
+wells, which were at two hundred
+yards from camp, to remain unguarded
+at night, so that they might
+easily have been filled up by the
+enemy. Truly fortunate was it that
+there were no great stones in the
+neighbourhood to choke them up, for
+we were totally without implements
+wherewith to have cleared them out
+again." Luckily for this most careless
+general and helpless army, the
+Arabs neglected to profit by their
+shortcomings, and on the 14th April,
+after many negotiations, the renowned
+Mohammed Din himself, awed, we
+must suppose, by the numerical
+strength of Achmet's troops, and
+over-estimating their real value, committed
+the fatal blunder of presenting
+himself in the Turkish camp. Great
+was the curiosity to see this redoubted
+chief, who alighted at Schech Defalla's
+tent, into which the soldiers impudently
+crowded, to get a view of the
+man before whom many of them had
+formerly trembled and fled. "Mohammed
+Din is of middle stature,
+and of a black-brown colour, like all
+his people; his countenance at first
+says little, but, on longer inspection,
+its expression is one of great
+cunning; his bald head is bare; his
+dress Arabian, with drawers of a fiery
+red colour. His retinue consists,
+without exception, of most ill-looking
+fellows, on whose countenances Nature
+seems to have done her best to
+express the faithless character attributed
+to the Haddenda. They are
+all above the middle height, and
+armed with shields and lances, or
+swords." Next morning Mr Werne<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_262" id="Page_262">[262]</a></span>
+saw the Bascha seated on his <i>angarèb</i>,
+(a sort of bedstead, composed of
+plaited strips of camel-hide, which,
+upon the march, served as a throne,)
+with a number of Shechs squatted
+upon the ground on either side of
+him, amongst them Mohammed Din,
+looking humbled, and as if half-repentant
+of his rash step. The Bascha
+appeared disposed to let him feel that
+he was now no better than a caged
+lion, whose claws the captor can cut
+at will. He showed him, however,
+marks of favour, gave him a red
+shawl for a turban, and a purple
+mantle with gold tassels, but no
+sabre, which Mr Werne thought a
+bad omen. The Schech was suffered
+to go to and fro between the camp
+and his own people, but under certain
+control&mdash;now with an escort of
+Schaïgiës, then leaving his son as
+hostage. He sent in some cattle and
+sheep as a present, and promised to
+bring the tribute due; this he failed
+to do, and a time was fixed to him
+and the other Shechs within which to
+pay up arrears. Notwithstanding the
+subjection of their chief, the Arabs
+continued their predatory practices,
+stealing camels from the camp, or
+taking them by force from the grooms
+who drove them out to pasture.</p>
+
+<p>Mr Werne's book is a journal,
+written daily during the campaign
+but, owing to the long interval between
+its writing and publication, he
+has found it necessary to make frequent
+parenthetical additions, corrective
+or explanatory. Towards the
+end of April, during great sickness in
+camp, he writes as follows:&mdash;"My
+brother's medical observations and
+experiments begin to excite in me a
+strong interest. He has promised me
+that he will keep a medical journal;
+but he must first get into better health,
+for now it is always with sickening
+disgust that he returns from visiting
+his patients; he complains of the insupportable
+effluvia from these people,
+sinks upon his <i>angarèb</i> with depression
+depicted in his features, and falls
+asleep with open eyes, so that I often
+feel quite uneasy." Then comes the
+parenthesis of ten years' later date.
+"Subsequently, when I had joined the
+expedition for the navigation of the
+White Nile, he wrote to me from the
+camp of Kàssela-el-Lus to Chartum,
+that, with great diligence and industry,
+he had written some valuable
+papers on African diseases, and was
+inconsolable at having lost them. He
+had been for ten days dangerously
+ill, had missed me sadly, and, in a fit
+of delirium, when his servant asked
+him for paper to light the fire, had
+handed him his manuscript, which the
+stupid fellow had forthwith burned.
+At the same time, he lamented that,
+during his illness, our little menagerie
+had been starved to death. The
+Bascha had been to see him, and by
+his order Topschi Baschi had taken
+charge of his money, that he might not
+be robbed, giving the servants what
+was needful for their keep, and for the
+purchase of flesh for the animals. The
+servants had drunk the money intended
+for the beasts' food. When my
+brother recovered his health, he had
+the <em>fagged</em>, (a sort of lynx,) which had
+held out longest, and was only just
+dead, cut open, and so convinced himself
+that it had died of hunger. The
+annoyance one has to endure from
+these people is beyond conception,
+and the very mildest-tempered man&mdash;as,
+for instance, my late brother&mdash;is
+compelled at times to make use of the
+whip."</p>
+
+<p>Whilst Mohammed Din and the
+other Shechs, accompanied by detachments
+of Turkish troops, intended
+partly to support them in their demands,
+and partly to reconnoitre the
+country, endeavoured to get together
+the stipulated tribute, the army remained
+stationary. But repose did
+not entail monotony; strange incidents
+were of daily occurrence in this singular
+camp. The Wernes, always
+anxious for the increase of their cabinet
+of stuffed birds and beasts, sent
+their huntsman Abdallah with one of
+the detachments, remaining themselves,
+for the present at least, at headquarters,
+to collect whatever might
+come in their way. The commander
+of the Mograbins sent them an antelope
+as big as a donkey, having legs
+like a cow, and black twisted horns.
+From the natives little was to be
+obtained. They were very shy and
+ill-disposed, and could not be prevailed
+upon, even by tenfold payment,
+to supply the things most abundant
+with them, as for instance milk and
+honey. In hopes of alluring and<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_263" id="Page_263">[263]</a></span>
+conciliating them, the Bascha ordered
+those traders who had accompanied
+the army to establish a bazaar outside
+the fence enclosing the camp. The
+little mirrors that were there sold
+proved a great attraction. The Arabs
+would sit for whole days looking in
+them, and pulling faces. But no
+amount of reflection could render them
+amicable or honest: they continued to
+steal camels and asses whenever they
+could, and one of them caught a
+Schaigie's horse, led him up to the
+camp, and stabbed him to death. So
+great was the hatred of these tribes to
+their oppressors&mdash;a hatred which
+would have shown itself by graver
+aggressions, but for Achmet's large
+force, and above all, for their dread
+of firearms. Within the camp there
+was wild work enough at times. The
+good-hearted, hot-headed Werne was
+horribly scandalised by the ill-treatment
+of the slaves. Dumont, the
+French apothecary, had a poor lad
+named Amber, a mere boy, willing
+and industrious, whom he continually
+beat and kicked, until at last Mr
+Werne challenged him to a duel with
+sabres, and threatened to take away
+the slave, which he, as a Frenchman,
+had no legal right to possess. But
+this was nothing compared to the
+cruelties practised by other Europeans,
+and especially at Chartum by
+one Vigoureux, (a French corporal
+who had served under Napoleon, and
+was now adjutant of an Egyptian
+battalion,) and his wife, upon a poor
+black girl, only ten years of age,
+whom they first barbarously flogged,
+and then tied to a post, with her
+bleeding back exposed to the broiling
+sun. Informed of this atrocity by his
+brother, who had witnessed it, Mr
+Werne sprang from his sickbed, and
+flew to the rescue, armed with his
+sabre, and with a well-known iron
+stick, ten pounds in weight, which
+had earned him the nickname of Abu-Nabut,
+or Father of the Stick. A
+distant view of his incensed countenance
+sufficed, and the Frenchman,
+cowardly as cruel, hastened to release
+his victim, and to humble himself
+before her humane champion. Concerning
+this corporal and his dame,
+whom he had been to France to fetch,
+and who was brought to bed on camel-back,
+under a burning sun, in the
+midst of the desert, some curious
+reminiscences are set down in the
+<cite>Feldzug</cite>, as are also some diverting
+details of the improprieties of the dissipated
+gunner Topschi Baschi, who,
+on the 1st May, brought dancing-girls
+into the hut occupied by the two
+Germans, and assembled a mob round
+it by the indecorous nature of his
+proceedings. Regulations for the internal
+order and security of the camp
+were unheard of. After a time, tents
+were pitched over the ammunition; a
+ditch was dug around it, and strict
+orders were given to light no fire in its
+vicinity. All fires, too, by command
+of the Bascha, were to be extinguished
+when the evening gun was fired. For
+a short time the orders were obeyed;
+then they were forgotten; fires were
+seen blazing late at night, and within
+fifteen paces of the powder. Nothing
+but the bastinado could give memory
+to these reckless fatalists. "I have
+often met ships upon the Nile, so laden
+with straw that there was scarcely
+room for the sailors to work the vessel.
+No matter for that; in the midst of
+the straw a mighty kitchen-fire was
+merrily blazing."</p>
+
+<p>On the 6th of May, the two Wernes
+mounted their dromedaries and set off,
+attended by one servant, and with a
+guide provided by Mohammed Defalla,
+for the village of El Soffra, at a distance
+of two and a half leagues, where
+they expected to find Mohammed Din
+and a large assemblage of his tribe.
+It was rather a daring thing to advance
+thus unescorted into the land
+of the treacherous Haddendas, and the
+Bascha gave his consent unwillingly;
+but Mussa, (Moses,) the Din's only
+son, was hostage in the camp, and
+they deemed themselves safer alone
+than with the half company of soldiers
+Achmet wanted to send with them.
+Their route lay due east, at first through
+fields of <i>durra</i>, (a sort of grain,)
+afterwards through forests of saplings.
+The natives they met greeted
+them courteously, and they reached
+El Soffra without molestation, but
+there learned, to their considerable
+annoyance, that Mohammed Din
+had gone two leagues and a half
+farther, to the camp of his nephew
+Shech Mussa, at Mitkenàb. So, after
+a short pause, they again mounted
+their camels, and rode off, loaded with<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_264" id="Page_264">[264]</a></span>
+maledictions by the Arabs, because
+they would not remain and supply
+them with medicine, although the same
+Arabs refused to requite the drugs
+with so much as a cup of milk. They
+rode for more than half an hour before
+emerging from the straggling village,
+which was composed of wretched huts
+made of palm-mats, having an earthen
+cooking-vessel, a leathern water-bottle,
+and two stones for bruising corn,
+for sole furniture. The scanty dress
+of the people&mdash;some of the men had
+nothing but a leathern apron round
+their hips, and a sheep-skin, with the
+wool inwards, over their shoulders&mdash;their
+long hair and wild countenances,
+gave them the appearance of thorough
+savages. In the middle of every village
+was an open place, where the
+children played stark naked in the
+burning sun, their colour and their
+extraordinarily nimble movements
+combining, says Mr Werne, to give
+them the appearance of a troop of
+young imps. Infants, which in Europe
+would lie helpless in the cradle, are
+there seen rolling in the sand, with none
+to mind them, and playing with the
+young goats and other domestic
+animals. In that torrid climate, the
+development of the human frame is
+wonderfully rapid. Those women of
+whom the travellers caught a sight in
+this large village, which consisted of
+upwards of two thousand huts and
+tents, were nearly all old and ugly.
+The young ones, when they by chance
+encountered the strangers, covered
+their faces, and ran away. On the
+road to Mitkenàb, however, some
+young and rather handsome girls
+showed themselves. "They all looked
+at us with great wonder," says Mr
+Werne, "and took us for Turks, for
+we are the first Franks who have come
+into this country."</p>
+
+<p>Mitkenàb, pleasantly situated
+amongst lofty trees, seemed to invite
+the wanderers to cool shelter from
+the mid-day sun. They were parched
+with thirst when they entered it, but
+not one of the inquisitive Arabs who
+crowded around them would attend to
+their request for a draught of milk or
+water. Here, however, was Mohammed
+Din, and with him a party of
+Schaïgiës under Melek Mahmud,
+whom they found encamped under a
+great old tree, with his fifty horsemen
+around him. After they had
+taken some refreshment, the Din
+came to pay them a visit. He refused
+to take the place offered him on an
+<i>angarèb</i>, but sat down upon the
+ground, giving them to understand,
+with a sneering smile, that <em>that</em>
+was now the proper place for him.
+"We had excellent opportunity to
+examine the physiognomy of this
+Schech, who is venerated like a
+demigod by all the Arabs between
+the Atbara and the Red Sea. 'He
+is a brave man,' they say, 'full of
+courage; there is no other like him!'
+His face is fat and round, with small
+grey-brown, piercing, treacherous-looking
+eyes, expressing both the
+cunning and the obstinacy of his
+character; his nose is well-proportioned
+and slightly flattened; his
+small mouth constantly wears a
+satirical scornful smile. But for this
+expression and his thievish glance,
+his bald crown and well-fed middle-sized
+person would become a monk's
+hood. He goes with his head bare,
+wears a white cotton shirt and <em>ferda</em>,
+and sandals on his feet.... We
+told him that he was well known to
+the Franks as a great hero; he shook
+his head and said that on the salt
+lake, at Souakim, he had seen great
+ships with cannon, but that he did
+not wish the help of the Inglèb (English;)
+then he said something else,
+which was not translated to us. I
+incautiously asked him, how numerous
+his nation was. 'Count the trees,'
+he replied, glancing ironically around
+him; (a poll-tax constituted a portion
+of the tribute.) Conversation through
+an interpreter was so wearisome that
+we soon took our leave." At Mitkenàb
+they were upon the borders of
+the great forest (Chaaba) that extends
+from the banks of the Atbara to the
+shores of the Red Sea. It contains
+comparatively few lofty trees&mdash;most
+of these getting uprooted by hurricanes,
+when the rainy season has
+softened the ground round their roots&mdash;but
+a vast deal of thicket and dense
+brushwood, affording shelter to legions
+of wild beasts; innumerable herds of
+elephants, rhinoceroses, lions, tigers,
+giraffes, various inferior beasts, and
+multitudes of serpents of the most
+venomous description. For fear of
+these unpleasant neighbours, no Arab<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_265" id="Page_265">[265]</a></span>
+at Mitkenàb quits his dwelling after
+nightfall. "When we returned to
+the wells, a little before sundown, we
+found all the Schaïgiës on the move,
+to take up their quarters in an enclosure
+outside the village, partly on
+account of the beasts of prey, especially
+the lions, which come down to
+drink of a night, partly for safety
+from the unfriendly Arabs. We went
+with them and encamped with Mammud
+in the middle of the enclosure.
+We slept soundly the night through,
+only once aroused by the hoarse cries
+of the hyenas, which were sneaking
+about the village, setting all the
+dogs barking. To insure our safety,
+Mohammed Din himself slept at our
+door&mdash;so well-disposed were his
+people towards us." A rumour had
+gained credit amongst the Arabs, that
+the two mysterious strangers were,
+sent by Achmet to reconnoitre the
+country for the Bascha's own advance;
+and so incensed were they at this,
+that, although their beloved chief's
+son was a hostage in the Turkish
+camp, it was only by taking bypaths,
+under guidance of a young
+relative of Schech Mussa's, that the
+Wernes were able to regain their
+camp in safety. A few days after
+their return they were both attacked
+by bad fever, which for some time
+prevented them from writing. They
+lost their reckoning, and thenceforward
+the journal is continued without
+dates.</p>
+
+<p>The Bascha grew weary of life in
+camp, and pined after action. In vain
+did the Schaïgiës toss the djereed, and
+go through irregular tournaments and
+sham fights for his diversion; in vain
+did he rattle the dice with Topschi
+Baschi; vain were the blandishments
+of an Abyssinian beauty whom he
+had quartered in a hut surrounded
+with a high fence, and for whose
+amusement he not unfrequently had
+nocturnal serenades performed by the
+band of the 8th regiment; to which
+brassy and inharmonious challenge
+the six thousand donkeys assembled
+in camp never failed to respond by an
+ear-splitting bray, whilst the numerous
+camels bellowed a bass: despite all
+these amusements, the Bascha suffered
+from ennui. He was furious when
+he saw how slowly and scantily came
+in the tribute for which he had made
+this long halt. Some three hundred
+cows were all that had yet been delivered;
+a ridiculously small number
+contrasted with the vast herds possessed
+by those tribes. Achmet foamed
+with rage at this ungrateful return
+for his patience and consideration.
+He reproached the Schechs who were
+with him, and sent for Mohammed
+Din, Shech Mussa, and the two
+Shechs of Mitkenàb. Although their
+people, foreboding evil, endeavoured to
+dissuade them from obedience, they
+all four came and were forthwith put
+in irons and chained together. With
+all his cunning Mohammed Din had
+fallen into the snare. His plan had
+been, so Mr Werne believes, to cajole
+and detain the Turks by fair words
+and promises until the rainy season,
+when hunger and sickness would have
+proved his best allies. The Bascha
+had been beforehand with him, and
+the old marauder might now repent at
+leisure that he had not trusted to his
+impenetrable forests and to the javelins
+of his people, rather than to the word
+of a Turk. On the day of his arrest
+the usual evening gun was loaded
+with canister, and fired into the
+woods in the direction of the Haddendas,
+the sound of cannon inspiring
+the Arab and negro tribes with a
+panic fear. Firearms&mdash;to them incomprehensible
+weapons&mdash;have served
+more than anything else to daunt
+their courage. "When the Turks
+attacked a large and populous mountain
+near Faszogl, the blacks sent out
+spies to see how strong was the foe,
+and how armed. The spies came
+back laughing, and reported that
+there was no great number of men;
+that their sole arms were shining sticks
+upon their shoulders, and that they
+had neither swords, lances, nor shields.
+The poor fellows soon found how
+terrible an effect had the sticks they
+deemed so harmless. As they could
+not understand how it was that small
+pieces of lead should wound and kill,
+a belief got abroad amongst them,
+that the Afrite, Scheitàn, (the devil or
+evil spirit,) dwelt in the musket-barrels.
+With this conviction, a
+negro, grasping a soldier's musket,
+put his hand over the mouth of the
+barrel, that the afrite might not get
+out. The soldier pulled the trigger,
+and the leaden devil pierced the poor<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_266" id="Page_266">[266]</a></span>
+black's hand and breast. After an
+action, a negro collected the muskets
+of six or seven slain soldiers, and joyfully
+carried them home, there to
+forge them into lances in the presence
+of a party of his friends. But it
+happened that some of them were
+loaded, and soon getting heated in
+the fire, they went off, scattering
+death and destruction around them."
+Most of the people in Taka run from
+the mere report of a musket, but the
+Arabs of Hedjàs, a mountainous
+district near the Red Sea, possess
+firearms, and are slow but very good
+shots.</p>
+
+<p>In the way of tribute, nothing was
+gained by the imprisonment of Mahommed
+Din and his companions.
+No more contributions came in, and
+not an Arab showed himself upon
+the market-place outside the camp.
+Mohammed Din asked why his captors
+did not kill rather than confine
+him; he preferred death to captivity,
+and keeping him prisoner would lead,
+he said, to no result. The Arab
+chiefs in camp did not conceal their
+disgust at the Bascha's treatment of
+their Grand-Shech, and taxed Achmet
+with having broken his word, since
+he had given him the Amàhn&mdash;promise
+of pardon. Any possibility of
+conciliating the Arabs was destroyed
+by the step that had been taken. At
+night they swarmed round the camp,
+shrieking their war-cry. The utmost
+vigilance was necessary; a third of
+the infantry was under arms all night,
+the consequent fatigue increasing the
+amount of sickness. The general
+aspect of things was anything but
+cheering. The Wernes had their
+private causes of annoyance. Six of
+their camels, including the two excellent
+dromedaries given to them by the
+Bascha before quitting Chartum, were
+stolen whilst their camel-driver slept,
+and could not be recovered. They
+were compelled to buy others, and
+Mr Werne complains bitterly of the
+heavy expenses of the campaign&mdash;expenses
+greatly augmented by the
+sloth and dishonesty of their servants.
+The camel-driver, fearing to face his
+justly-incensed employers, disappeared
+and was no more heard of. Upon
+this and other occasions, Mr Werne
+was struck by the extraordinary skill
+of the Turks in tracing animals and
+men by their footsteps. In this manner
+his servants tracked his camels to an
+Arab village, although the road had
+been trampled by hundreds of beasts
+of the same sort. "If these people
+have once seen the footprint of a man,
+camel, horse, or ass, they are sure to
+recognise it amongst thousands of
+such impressions, and will follow the
+trail any distance, so long as the
+ground is tolerably favourable, and
+wind or rain has not obliterated the
+marks. In cases of loss, people send
+for a man who makes this kind of
+search his profession; they show him
+a footprint of the lost animal, and
+immediately, without asking any
+other indication, he follows the track
+through the streets of a town, daily
+trodden by thousands, and seldom
+falls to hunt out the game. He does
+not proceed slowly, or stoop to examine
+the ground, but his sharp eye
+follows the trail at a run. We ourselves
+saw the footstep of a runaway
+slave shown to one of these men, who
+caught the fugitive at the distance of
+three days' journey from that spot.
+My brother once went out of the
+Bascha's house at Chartum, to visit a
+patient who lived far off in the town.
+He had been gone an hour when the
+Bascha desired to see him, and the
+tschansch (orderly) traced him at
+once by his footmarks on the unpaved
+streets in which crowds had left
+similar signs. When, in consequence
+of my sickness, we lingered for some
+days on the Atbara, and then marched
+to overtake the army, the Schaïgiës
+who escorted us detected, amidst the
+hoof-marks of the seven or eight
+thousand donkeys accompanying the
+troops, those of a particular jackass
+belonging to one of their friends, and
+the event proved that they were
+right." Mr Werne fills his journal,
+during his long sojourn in camp, with
+a great deal of curious information
+concerning the habits and peculiarities
+of both Turks and Arabs, as well as
+with the interesting results of his
+observations on the brute creation.
+The soldiers continued to bring to
+him and his brother all manner of
+animals and reptiles&mdash;frogs, whole
+coils of snakes, and chameleons, which
+there abound, but whose changes of
+colour Mr Werne found to be much less
+numerous than is commonly believed.<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_267" id="Page_267">[267]</a></span>
+For two months he watched the
+variations of hue of these curious
+lizards, and found them limited to
+different shades of grey and green,
+with yellow stripes and spots. He
+made a great pet of a young wild cat,
+which was perfectly tame, and extraordinarily
+handsome. Its colour was
+grey, beautifully spotted with black,
+like a panther; its head was smaller
+and more pointed than that of European
+cats; its ears, of unusual size,
+were black, with white stripes.
+Many of the people in camp took it
+to be a young tiger, but the natives
+called it a <em>fagged</em>, and said it was a
+sort of cat, in which Mr Werne
+agreed with them. "Its companion
+and playfellow is a rat, about the
+size of a squirrel, with a long silvery
+tail, which, when angry, it swells out,
+and sets up over its back. This poor
+little beast was brought to us with
+two broken legs, and we gave it to
+the cat, thinking it was near death.
+But the cat, not recognising her
+natural prey&mdash;and moreover feeling
+the want of a companion&mdash;and the
+rat, tamed by pain and cured by
+splints, became inseparable friends,
+ate together, and slept arm in arm.
+The rat, which was not ugly like our
+house rats, but was rather to be considered
+handsome, by reason of its
+long frizzled tail, never made use of
+its liberty to escape." Notwithstanding
+the numerous devices put in practice
+by the Wernes to pass their
+time, it at last began to hang heavy,
+and their pipes were almost their sole
+resource and consolation. Smoking
+is little customary in Egypt, except
+amongst the Turks and Arabs. The
+Mograbins prefer chewing. The blacks
+of the Gesira make a concentrated
+infusion of this weed, which they call
+<em>bucca</em>; take a mouthful of it, and roll
+the savoury liquor round their teeth
+for a quarter of an hour before ejecting
+it. They are so addicted to this
+practice, that they invite their friends
+to "bucca" as Europeans do to
+dinner. The vessel containing the
+tobacco juice makes the round of the
+party, and a profound silence ensues,
+broken only by the harmonious gurgle
+of the delectable fluid. Conversation
+is carried on by signs.</p>
+
+<p>"We shall march to-morrow," had
+long been the daily assurance of those
+wiseacres, to be found in every army,
+who always know what the general
+means to do better than the general
+himself. At last the much-desired
+order was issued&mdash;of course when
+everybody least expected it&mdash;and,
+after a night of bustle and confusion,
+the army got into motion, in its usual
+disorderly array. Its destination was
+a mountain called Kassela-el-Lus, in
+the heart of the Taka country, whither
+the Bascha had sent stores of grain,
+and where he proposed passing the
+rainy season and founding a new
+town. The distance was about fourteen
+hours' march. The route led
+south-eastwards, at first through a
+level country, covered with boundless
+fields of tall <em>durra</em>. At the horizon,
+like a great blue cloud, rose the
+mountain of Kassela, a blessed sight
+to eyes that had long been weary of
+the monotonous level country. After
+a while the army got out of the durra-fields,
+and proceeded over a large
+plain scantily overgrown with grass,
+observing a certain degree of military
+order and discipline, in anticipation
+of an attempt, on the part of the
+angry Arabs, to rescue Mohammed
+Din and his companions in captivity.
+Numerous hares and jackals were
+started and ridden down. Even
+gazelles, swift as they are, were sometimes
+overtaken by the excellent
+Turkish horses. Presently the grass
+grew thicker and tall enough to conceal
+a small donkey, and they came
+to wooded tracts and jungles, and
+upon marks of elephants and other
+wild beasts. The foot-prints of the
+elephants, in places where the ground
+had been slightly softened by the
+rain, were often a foot deep, and from
+a foot and a half to two feet in length
+and breadth. Mr Werne regrets not
+obtaining a view of one of these giant
+brutes. The two-horned rhinoceros
+is also common in that region, and is
+said to be of extraordinary ferocity
+in its attacks upon men and beasts,
+and not unfrequently to come off conqueror
+in single combat with the elephant.
+"Suddenly the little Schaïgiës
+cavalry set up a great shouting, and
+every one handled his arms, anticipating
+an attack from the Arabs.
+But soon the cry of 'Asset! Asset!'
+(lion) was heard, and we gazed eagerly
+on every side, curious for the lion's<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_268" id="Page_268">[268]</a></span>
+appearance. The Bascha had already
+warned his chase-loving cavalry,
+under penalty of a thousand blows, not
+to quit their ranks on the appearance
+of wild beasts, for in that broken
+ground he feared disorder in the army
+and an attack from the enemy. I
+and my brother were at that moment
+with Melek Mahmud at the outward
+extremity of the left wing; suddenly
+a tolerably large lioness trotted out of
+a thicket beside us, not a hundred
+paces off. She seemed quite fearless,
+for she did not quicken her pace at
+sight of the army. The next minute
+a monstrous lion showed himself at
+the same spot, roaring frightfully, and
+apparently in great fury; his motions
+were still slower than those of his
+female; now and then he stood still
+to look at us, and after coming to
+within sixty or seventy paces&mdash;we all
+standing with our guns cocked, ready
+to receive him&mdash;he gave us a parting
+scowl, and darted away, with great
+bounds, in the track of his wife. In
+a moment both had disappeared."
+Soon after this encounter, which
+startled and delighted Dr Werne, and
+made his brother's little dromedary
+dance with alarm, they reached the
+banks of the great <i>gohr</i>, (the bed of
+a river, filled only in the rainy season,)
+known as El Gasch, which
+intersects the countries of Taka and
+Basa. With very little daring and
+still less risk, the Haddendas, who
+are said to muster eighty thousand
+fighting men, might have annihilated
+the Bascha's army, as it wound its
+toilsome way for nearly a league
+along the dry water-course, (whose
+high banks were crowned with trees
+and thick bushes,) the camels stumbling
+and occasionally breaking their
+legs in the deep holes left by the feet
+of the elephants, where the cavalry
+could not have acted, and where
+every javelin must have told upon
+the disorderly groups of weary infantry.
+The Arabs either feared the
+firearms, or dreaded lest their attack
+should be the signal for the
+instant slaughter of their Grand-Shech,
+who rode, in the midst of the
+infantry, upon a donkey, which had
+been given him out of consideration
+for his age, whilst the three other
+prisoners were cruelly forced to perform
+the whole march on foot, with
+heavy chains on their necks and feet,
+and exposed to the jibes of the
+pitiless soldiery. On quitting the
+Gohr, the march was through trees
+and brushwood, and then through a
+sort of labyrinthine swamp, where
+horses and camels stumbled at every
+step, and where the Arabs again had
+a glorious opportunity, which they
+again neglected, of giving Achmet
+such a lesson as they had given to his
+predecessor in the Baschalik. The
+army now entered the country of the
+Hallengas, and a six days' halt succeeded
+to their long and painful
+march.</p>
+
+<p>It would be of very little interest
+to trace the military operations of
+Achmet Bascha, which were altogether
+of the most contemptible
+description&mdash;consisting in the <i>chasuas</i>,
+or razzias already noticed, sudden
+and secret expeditions of bodies of
+armed men against defenceless tribes,
+whom they despoiled of their cattle
+and women. From his camp at the
+foot of Kassela-el-Lus, the Bascha
+directed many of these marauding
+parties, remaining himself safely in a
+large hut, which Mr Werne had had
+constructed for him, and usually
+cheating the men and officers, who had
+borne the fatigue and run the risk,
+out of their promised share of the
+booty. Sometimes the unfortunate
+natives, driven to the wall and rendered
+desperate by the cruelties of
+their oppressors, found courage for a
+stout resistance.</p>
+
+<p>"An expedition took place to the
+mountains of Basa, and the troops
+brought back a large number of
+prisoners of both sexes. The men
+were almost all wounded, and showed
+great fortitude under the painful
+operation of extracting the balls.
+Even the Turks confessed that these
+mountaineers had made a gallant
+defence with lances and stones. Of
+our soldiers several had musket-shot
+wounds, inflicted by their comrades'
+disorderly fire. The Turks asserted
+that the Mograbins and Schaïgiës
+sometimes fired intentionally at the
+soldiers, to drive them from their
+booty. It was a piteous sight to see
+the prisoners&mdash;especially the women
+and children&mdash;brought into camp
+bound upon camels, and with despair
+in their countenances. Before they<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_269" id="Page_269">[269]</a></span>
+were sold or allotted, they were taken
+near the tent of Topschi Baschi,
+where a fire was kept burning, and
+were all, even to the smallest children,
+branded on the shoulder with a red-hot
+iron in the form of a star.
+When their moans and lamentations
+reached our hut, we took our
+guns and hastened away out shooting
+with three servants. These, notwithstanding
+our exhortations, would
+ramble from us, and we had got
+exceedingly angry with them for so
+doing, when suddenly we heard three
+shots, and proceeded in that direction,
+thinking it was they who had
+fired. Instead of them, we found
+three soldiers, lying upon the
+ground, bathed in their blood and
+terribly torn. Two were already
+dead, and the third, whose whole
+belly was ripped up, told us they had
+been attacked by a lion. The three
+shots brought up our servants, whom
+we made carry the survivor into camp,
+although my brother entertained
+slight hopes of saving him. The
+Bascha no sooner heard of the incident
+than he got on horseback with
+Soliman Kaschef and his people, to
+hunt the lion, and I accompanied him
+with my huntsman Sale, a bold fellow,
+who afterwards went with me up the
+White Nile. On reaching the spot
+where the lion had been, the Turks
+galloped off to seek him, and I and
+Sale alone remained behind. Suddenly
+I heard a heavy trampling, and
+a crashing amongst the bushes, and I
+saw close beside me an elephant with
+its calf. Sale, who was at some distance,
+and had just shot a parrot,
+called out to know if he should fire at
+the elephant, which I loudly forbade
+him to do. The beast broke its way
+through the brushwood just at hand.
+I saw its high back, and took up a
+safe position amongst several palm-trees,
+which all grew from one root,
+and were so close together that the
+elephant could not get at me. Sale
+was already up a tree, and told me
+the elephant had turned round, and
+was going back into the chaaba. The
+brute seemed angry or anxious about
+its young one, for we found the
+ground dug up for a long distance by
+its tusk as by a plough. Some shots
+were fired, and we thought the Bascha
+and his horsemen were on the track
+of the lion, but they had seen the elephant,
+and formed a circle round it.
+A messenger galloped into camp,
+and in a twinkling the Arnaut Abdin
+Bey came up with part of his people.
+The elephant, assailed on all sides by
+a rain of bullets, charged first one
+horseman, then another; they delivered
+their fire and galloped off.
+The eyes were the point chiefly aimed
+at, and it soon was evident that he
+was blinded by the bullets, for when
+pursuing his foes he ran against the
+trees, the shock of his unwieldy mass
+shaking the fruit from the palms.
+The horsemen dismounted and
+formed a smaller circle around him.
+He must already have received some
+hundred bullets, and the ground over
+which he staggered was dyed red,
+when the Bascha crept quite near
+him, knelt down and sent a shot into
+his left eye, whereupon the colossus
+sank down upon his hinder end and
+died. Nothing was to be seen of the
+calf or of the lion, but a few days
+later a large male lion was killed by
+Soliman Kaschef's men, close to camp,
+where we often in the night-time
+heard the roaring of those brutes."</p>
+
+<p>Just about this time bad news
+reached the Wernes. Their huntsman
+Abdallah, to whom they were
+much attached by reason of his gallantry
+and fidelity, had gone a long
+time before to the country of the Beni-Amers,
+eastward from Taka, in company
+of a Schaïgië chief, mounted
+on one of their best camels, armed
+with a double-barrelled gun, and provided
+with a considerable sum of
+money for the purchase of giraffes.
+On his way back to his employers,
+with a valuable collection of stuffed
+birds and other curiosities, he was
+barbarously murdered, when travelling,
+unescorted, through the Hallenga
+country, and plundered of all his baggage.
+Sale, who went to identify his
+friend's mutilated corpse, attributed
+the crime to the Hallengas. Mr
+Werne was disposed to suspect Mohammed
+Ehle, a great villain, whom
+the Bascha at times employed as a
+secret stabber and assassin. This
+Ehle had been appointed Schech of
+the Hallengas by the Divan, in lieu
+of the rightful Schech, who had refused
+submission to the Turks. Three
+nephews of Mohammed Din (one of<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_270" id="Page_270">[270]</a></span>
+them the same youth who had escorted
+the Wernes safely back to camp
+when they were in peril of their
+lives in the Haddenda country) came
+to visit their unfortunate relative, who
+was still a prisoner, cruelly treated,
+lying upon the damp earth, chained to
+two posts, and awaiting with fortitude
+the cruel death by impalement with
+which the Bascha threatened him.
+Achmet received the young men very
+coldly, and towards evening they set
+out, greatly depressed by their uncle's
+sad condition, upon their return homewards.
+Early next morning the
+Wernes, when out shooting, found
+the dead bodies of their three friends.
+They had been set upon and slain
+after a gallant defence, as was testified
+by their bloody lances, and by
+other signs of a severe struggle. The
+birds of prey had already picked out
+their eyes, and their corpses presented
+a frightful spectacle. The Wernes,
+convinced that this assassination had
+taken place by the Bascha's order,
+loaded the bodies on a camel, took
+them to Achmet, and preferred an
+accusation against the Hallengas for
+this shameful breach of hospitality.
+The Bascha's indifference confirmed
+their suspicions. He testified no indignation,
+but there was great excitement
+amongst his officers; and when
+they left the Divan, Mr Werne violently
+reproached Mohammed Ehle,
+whom he was well assured was the
+murderer, and who endured his anger
+in silence. "The Albanian Abdin
+Bey was so enraged that he was only
+withheld by the united persuasions of
+the other officers from mounting his
+horse and charging Mohammed Ehle
+with his wild Albanians, the consequence
+of which would inevitably
+have been a general mutiny against
+the Bascha, for the soldiers had long
+been murmuring at their bad food and
+ill treatment." The last hundred
+pages of Mr Werne's very closely
+printed and compendious volume
+abound in instances of the Bascha's
+treachery and cruelty, and of the retaliation
+exercised by the Arabs. On
+one occasion a party of fifty Turkish
+cavalry were murdered by the Haddendas,
+who had invited them to a
+feast. The town of Gos-Rajeb was
+burned, twenty of the merchants there
+resident were killed, and the corn,
+stored there for the use of the army
+on its homeward march, was plundered.
+The Bascha had a long-cherished
+plan of cutting off the supply of
+water from the country of the
+Haddendas. This was to be done by
+damming up the Gohr-el-Gasch, and
+diverting the abundant stream which,
+in the rainy season, rushed along its
+deep gully, overflowing the tall
+banks and fertilising fields and forests.
+As the Bascha's engineer and confidential
+adviser, Mr Werne was
+compelled to direct this work. By the
+labour of thousands of men, extensive
+embankments were made, and the
+Haddendas began to feel the want of
+water, which had come down from
+the Abyssinian mountains, and already
+stood eight feet deep in the
+Gohr. Mr Werne repented his share
+in the cruel work, and purposely
+abstained from pressing the formation
+of a canal which was to carry off the
+superfluous water to the Atbara, there
+about three leagues distant from the
+Gohr. And one morning he was
+awakened by a great uproar in the
+camp, and by the shouts of the Bascha,
+who was on horseback before his
+hut, and he found that a party of Haddendas
+had thrashed a picket and
+made an opening in the dykes, which
+was the deathblow to Achmet's magnificent
+project of extracting an exorbitant
+tribute from Mohammed Din's
+tribe as the price of the supply of
+water essential to their very existence.
+The sole results of the cruel
+attempt were a fever to the Bascha,
+who had got wet, and the sickness of
+half the army, who had been compelled
+to work like galley-slaves under
+a burning sun and upon bad rations.
+The vicinity of Kassela is rich in
+curious birds and beasts. The mountain
+itself swarms with apes, and Mr
+Werne frequently saw groups of two
+or three hundred of them seated upon
+the cliffs. They are about the size
+of a large dog, with dark brown hair
+and hideous countenances. Awful
+was the screaming and howling they
+set up of a night, when they received
+the unwelcome visit of some hungry
+leopard or prowling panther. Once
+the Wernes went out with their guns
+for a day's sport amongst the monkeys,
+but were soon glad to beat a retreat
+under a tremendous shower of stones.<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_271" id="Page_271">[271]</a></span>
+Hassan, a Turk, who purveyed the
+brothers with hares, gazelles, and
+other savoury morsels, and who was
+a very good shot, promised to bring
+in&mdash;of course for good payment&mdash;not
+only a male and female monkey, but
+a whole camel-load if desired. He
+started off with this object, but did
+not again show himself for some days,
+and tried to sneak out of the Wernes'
+way when they at last met him in the
+bazaar. He had a hole in his head,
+and his shoulder badly hurt, and declared
+he would have nothing more
+to say to those <em>transformed men</em> upon
+the mountain. Mr Werne was very
+desirous to catch a monkey alive, but
+was unsuccessful, and Mohammed
+Ehle refused to sell a tame one which
+he owned, and which usually sat upon
+his hut. Mr Werne thinks them a
+variety of the Chimpanzee. They
+fight amongst themselves with sticks,
+and defend themselves fiercely with
+stones against the attacks of men.
+Upon the whole the Wernes were
+highly fortunate in collecting zoological
+and ornithological specimens, of
+which they subsequently sent a large
+number, stuffed, to the Berlin museum.
+They also secured several birds and
+animals alive; amongst these a young
+lion and a civet cat. Regarding reptiles
+they were very curious, and nothing of
+that kind was too long or too large
+for them. As Ferdinand Werne was
+sitting one day upon his dromedary, in
+company with the Bascha, on the left
+bank of the Gasch, the animals shied
+at a large serpent which suddenly
+darted by. The Bascha ordered the
+men who were working at the dykes
+to capture it, which they at once proceeded
+to do, as unconcernedly as an
+English haymaker would assail a
+hedge snake. "Pursued by several
+men, the serpent plunged into the
+water, out of which it then boldly
+reared its head, and confronted an
+Arab who had jumped in after it,
+armed with a <i>hassaie</i>. With extraordinary
+skill and daring the Arab
+approached it, his club uplifted, and
+struck it over the head, so that the
+serpent fell down stunned and writhing
+mightily; whereupon another
+Arab came up with a cord; the club-bearer,
+without further ceremony,
+griped the reptile by the throat, just
+below the head; the noose was made
+fast, and the pair of them dragged
+their prize on shore. There it lay for
+a moment motionless, and we contemplated
+the terribly beautiful creature,
+which was more than eleven
+feet long and half-a-foot in diameter.
+But when they began to drag it away,
+by which the skin would of course be
+completely spoiled, orders were given
+to <em>carry</em> it to camp. A jacket was
+tied over its head, and three men set
+to work to get it upon their shoulders;
+but the serpent made such violent
+convulsive movements that all three
+fell to the ground with it, and the
+same thing occurred again when
+several others had gone to their
+assistance. I accompanied them into
+camp, drove a big nail into the foremost
+great beam of our <i>recuba</i>, (hut,)
+and had the monster suspended from
+it. He hung down quite limp, as did
+also several other snakes, which were
+still alive, and which our servants had
+suspended inside our hut, intending
+to skin them the next morning, as
+it was now nearly dark. In the
+night I felt a most uncomfortable
+sensation. One of the snakes, which
+was hung up at the head of my
+bed, had smeared his cold tail over
+my face. But I sprang to my feet in
+real alarm, and thought I had been
+struck over the shin with a club, when
+the big serpent, now in the death
+agony, gave me a wipe with its tail
+through the open door, in front of
+which our servants were squatted,
+telling each other ghost stories of
+snake-kings and the like....
+They called this serpent <i>assala</i>, which,
+however, is a name they give to all
+large serpents. Soon afterwards we
+caught another, as thick, but only
+nine feet long, and with a short tail,
+like the <i>Vipera cerastes</i>; and this was
+said to be of that breed of short, thick
+snakes which can devour a man." In
+the mountains of Basa, two days'
+journey from the Gohr-el-Gasch, and
+on the road thither, snakes are said
+to exist, of no great length, but as
+thick as a crocodile, and which can
+conveniently swallow a man; and
+instances were related to Mr Werne
+of these monsters having swallowed
+persons when they lay sleeping on
+their angarèbs. Sometimes the victims
+had been rescued <em>when only half
+gorged</em>! Of course travellers hear<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_272" id="Page_272">[272]</a></span>
+strange stories, and some of those
+related by Mr Werne are tolerably
+astounding; but these are derived
+from his Turkish, Egyptian, or Arabian
+acquaintances, and there is no
+appearance of exaggeration or romancing
+in anything which he narrates as
+having occurred to or been witnessed
+by himself. A wild tradition was
+told him of a country called Bellad-el-Kelb,
+which signifies the Country
+of Dogs, where the women were in all
+respects human, but where the men
+had faces like dogs, claws on their feet,
+and tails like monkeys. They could
+not speak, but carried on conversation
+by wagging their tails. This ludicrous
+account appeared explicable by
+the fact, that the men of Bellad-el-Kelb
+are great robbers, living by
+plunder, and, like fierce and hungry
+dogs, never relinquishing their prey.</p>
+
+<p>The Hallengas, amongst whom the
+expedition now found itself, were far
+more frank and friendly, and much
+less wild, than the Haddendas and
+some other tribes, and they might
+probably have been converted into
+useful allies by a less cruel and capricious
+invader than the Bascha. But
+conciliation was no part of his scheme;
+if he one day caressed a tribe or a
+chief, it was only to betray them the
+next. Mr Werne was on good terms
+with some of the Hallenga sheiks, and
+went to visit the village of Hauathi,
+about three miles from camp, to see
+the birds of paradise which abounded
+there. On his road he saw from afar
+a great tree covered with those beautiful
+birds, and which glistened in the
+sunshine with all the colours of the
+rainbow. Some days later he and
+his brother went to drink <i>merissa</i>, a
+slightly intoxicating liquor, with one
+of the Fakis or priests of the country.
+The two Germans got very jovial,
+drinking to each other, student-fashion;
+and the faki, attempting to
+keep pace with them, got crying-drunk,
+and disclosed a well-matured
+plan for blowing up their powder-magazine.
+The ammunition had been
+stored in the village of Kadmin, which
+was a holy village, entirely inhabited
+by fakis. The Bascha had made sure
+that none of the natives would risk
+blowing up these holy men, even for
+the sake of destroying his ammunition,
+and he was unwilling to keep so
+large a quantity of powder amidst
+his numerous camp-fires and reckless
+soldiery. But the fakis had
+made their arrangements. On a certain
+night they were to depart, carrying
+away all their property into the
+great caverns of Mount Kassela, and
+fire was to be applied to the house
+that held the powder. Had the plot
+succeeded, the whole army was lost,
+isolated as it was in the midst of
+unfriendly tribes, embittered by its
+excesses, and by the aggressions and
+treachery of its chief, and who, stimulated
+by their priests, would in all
+probability have exterminated it to
+the last man, when it no longer had
+cartridges for its defence. The drunken
+faki's indiscretion saved Achmet and
+his troops; the village was forthwith
+surrounded, and the next day the
+ammunition was transferred to camp.
+Not to rouse the whole population
+against him, the Bascha abstained for
+the moment from punishing the conspirators,
+but he was not the man to
+let them escape altogether; and some
+time afterwards, Mr Werne, who had
+returned to Chartum, received a letter
+from his brother, informing him that
+nine fakis had been hung on palm-trees
+just outside the camp, and that
+the magnanimous Achmet proposed
+treating forty more in the same
+way.</p>
+
+<p>A mighty liar was Effendina Achmet
+Bascha, as ever ensnared a foe
+or broke faith with a friend. Greedy
+and cruel was he also, as only a
+Turkish despot can be. One of his
+most active and unscrupulous agents
+was a bloodsucker named Hassan
+Effendi, whom he sent to the country
+of the Beni-Amers to collect three
+thousand five hundred cows and thirteen
+hundred camels, the complement
+of their tribute. Although this tribe
+had upon the whole behaved very
+peaceably, Hassan's first act was to
+shoot down a couple of hundred of
+them like wild beasts. Then he seized
+a large number of camels belonging to
+the Haddendas, although the tribe
+was at that very time in friendly negotiation
+with the Bascha. The Haddendas
+revenged themselves by burning
+Gos-Rajeb. In proof of their
+valour, Hassan's men cut off the ears
+of the murdered Beni-Amers, and took
+them to Achmet, who gave them<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_273" id="Page_273">[273]</a></span>
+money for the trophies. "They had
+forced a slave to cut off the ears;
+yonder now lies the man&mdash;raving
+mad, and bound with cords. Camel-thieves,
+too&mdash;no matter to what tribe
+they belong&mdash;if caught <i lang="la" xml:lang="la">in flagranti</i>,
+lose their ears, for which the Bascha
+gives a reward. That many a man
+who never dreamed of committing a
+theft loses his ears in this way, is
+easy to understand, for the operation
+is performed on the spot." Dawson
+Borrer, in his <cite>Campaign in the Kabylie</cite>,
+mentions a very similar practice
+as prevailing in Marshal Bugeaud's
+camp, where ten francs was the fixed
+price for the head of a horse-stealer,
+it being left to the soldiers who severed
+the heads and received the money to
+discriminate between horse-stealers
+and honest men. Whether Bugeaud
+took a hint from the Bascha, or the
+Bascha was an admiring imitator of
+Bugeaud, remains a matter of doubt.
+"Besides many handsome women and
+children, Hassan Effendi brought in
+two thousand nine hundred cows, and
+seven thousand sheep." He might
+have been a French prince returning
+from a razzia. "For himself he kept
+eighty camels, <em>which he said he had
+bought</em>." A droll dog, this Hassan
+Effendi, but withal rather covetous&mdash;given
+to sell his soldier's rations, and
+to starve his servants, a single piastre&mdash;about
+twopence halfpenny&mdash;being
+his whole daily outlay for meat for
+his entire household, who lived for
+the most part upon durra and water.
+If his servants asked for wages, they
+received the bastinado. "The Bascha
+had given the poor camel-drivers
+sixteen cows. The vampire (Hassan)
+took upon himself to appropriate thirteen
+of them." Mr Werne reported
+this robbery to the Bascha, but Achmet
+merely replied "<i>malluch</i>"&mdash;signifying,
+"it matters not." When
+inferior officers received horses as
+their share of booty, Hassan bought
+them of them, but always forgot to
+pay, and the poor subalterns feared
+to complain to the Bascha, who favoured
+the rogue, and recommended
+him to the authorities at Cairo for
+promotion to the rank of Bey, because,
+as he told Mr Werne with an
+ironical smile, Hassan was getting
+very old and infirm, and when he
+died the Divan would bring charges
+against him, and inherit his wealth.
+Thus are things managed in Egypt.
+No wonder that, where such injustice
+and rascality prevail, many are found
+to rejoice at the prospect of a change
+of rulers. "News from Souakim (on
+the Red Sea) of the probable landing
+of the English, excite great interest
+in camp; from all sides they come to
+ask questions of us, thinking that we,
+as Franks, must know the intentions
+of the invaders. Upon the whole,
+they would not be displeased at such
+a change of government, particularly
+when we tell them of the good pay
+and treatment customary amongst the
+English; and that with them no officer
+has to endure indignities from his
+superiors in rank."</p>
+
+<p>"I have now," says Mr Werne,
+(page 256,) "been more than half
+a year away from Chartum, continually
+in the field, and not once have I
+enjoyed the great comfort of reposing,
+undressed, between clean white sheets,
+but have invariably slept in my clothes,
+on the ground, or on the short but
+practical angarèb. All clean linen
+disappears, for the constant perspiration
+and chalky dust burns everything;
+and the servants do not understand
+washing, inasmuch as, contrasted
+with their black hides, everything
+appears white to them, and for
+the last three months no soap has
+been obtainable. And in the midst
+of this dirty existence, which drags
+itself along like a slow fever, suddenly
+'Julla!' is the word, and one
+hangs for four or five days, eighty or
+a hundred leagues, upon the camel's
+back, every bone bruised by the rough
+motion,&mdash;the broiling sun, thirst, hunger,
+and cold, for constant companions.
+Man can endure much: I have
+gone through far more than I ever
+thought I could,&mdash;vomiting and in a
+raging fever on the back of a dromedary,
+under a midday sun, more dead
+than alive, held upon my saddle by
+others, and yet I recovered. To have
+remained behind would have been to
+encounter certain death from the enemy,
+or from wild beasts. We have
+seen what a man can bear, under the
+pressure of necessity; in my present
+uniform and monotonous life I compare
+myself to the camels tied before
+my tent, which sometimes stand up,
+sometimes slowly stretch themselves<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_274" id="Page_274">[274]</a></span>
+on the ground, careless whether crows
+or ravens walk over their backs, constantly
+moving their jaws, looking up
+at the sun, and then, by way of a
+change, taking a mouthful of grass,
+but giving no signs of joy or curiosity."</p>
+
+<p>From this state of languid indifference
+Mr Werne was suddenly and
+pleasurably roused by intelligence
+that a second expedition was fitting
+out for the White Nile. He and his
+brother immediately petitioned the
+Bascha for leave to accompany it.
+The desired permission was granted
+to him, but refused to his brother.
+There was too much sickness in the
+camp, the Bascha said; he could not
+spare his doctor, and lacked confidence
+in the Italian, Bellotti. The
+fondly-attached brothers were thus
+placed in a painful dilemma: they
+had hoped to pursue their wanderings
+hand in hand, and to pass their
+lives together, and loth indeed were
+they to sunder in those sickly and
+perilous regions. At last they made
+up their minds to the parting. It has
+been already recorded in Mr Werne's
+former work, how, within ten days
+of their next meeting, his beloved
+brother's eyes were closed in death.</p>
+
+<p>In various respects, Mr Werne's
+<cite>Feldzug</cite> is one of the most curious
+books of travel and adventure that,
+for a very long time, has appeared.
+It has three points of particular attraction
+and originality. In the first
+place, the author wanders in a region
+previously unexplored by Christian
+and educated travellers, and amongst
+tribes whose bare names have reached
+the ears of but few Europeans. Secondly,
+he campaigns as officer in
+such an army as we can hardly realise
+in these days of high civilisation and
+strict military discipline,&mdash;so wild,
+motley, and grotesque are its customs,
+composition, and equipment,&mdash;an
+army whose savage warriors, strange
+practices, and barbarous cruelties,
+make us fancy ourselves in presence
+of some fierce Moslem horde of the
+middle ages, marching to the assault
+of Italy or Hungary. Thirdly, during
+his long sojourn in camp he
+had opportunities such as few ordinary
+travellers enjoy, and of which
+he diligently profited, to study and
+note down the characteristics and
+social habits of many of the races of
+men that make up the heterogeneous
+population of the Ottoman empire.
+Some of the physiological and medical
+details with which he favours us,
+would certainly have been more in
+their place in his brother's professional
+journal, than in a book intended for
+the public at large; and passages
+are not wanting at which the squeamish
+will be apt to lay down the volume
+in disgust. For such persons
+Mr Werne does not write; and his
+occasional indelicacy and too crude
+details are compensated, to our thinking,
+by his manly honest tone, and by
+the extraordinary amount of useful
+and curious information he has managed
+to pack into two hundred and
+seventy pages. As a whole, the <cite>Expedition
+to the White Nile</cite>, which contains
+a vast deal of dry meteorological
+and geographical detail, is decidedly
+far less attractive than the present
+book, which is as amusing as
+any romance. We have read it with
+absorbing interest, well pleased with
+the hint its author throws out at its
+close, that the records of his African
+wanderings are not yet all exhausted.</p>
+
+<hr class="chap" />
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_275" id="Page_275">[275]</a></span></p>
+
+
+
+
+<h2>MY NOVEL; OR, VARIETIES IN ENGLISH LIFE.</h2>
+
+<h3>BY PISISTRATUS CAXTON.</h3>
+
+
+<h4>BOOK VII.&mdash;INITIAL CHAPTER.</h4>
+
+<p>"What is courage?" said my uncle
+Roland, rousing himself from a reverie
+into which he had fallen after the
+Sixth Book in this history had been
+read to our family circle.</p>
+
+<p>"What is courage?" he repeated
+more earnestly. "Is it insensibility
+to fear? <em>That</em> may be the mere
+accident of constitution; and, if so,
+there is no more merit in being courageous
+than in being this table."</p>
+
+<p>"I am very glad to hear you speak
+thus," observed Mr Caxton, "for I
+should not like to consider myself a
+coward; yet I am very sensible to
+fear in all dangers, bodily and moral."</p>
+
+<p>"La, Austin, how can you say so?"
+cried my mother, firing up; "was it
+not only last week that you faced the
+great bull that was rushing after
+Blanche and the children?"</p>
+
+<p>Blanche at that recollection stole to
+my father's chair, and, hanging over
+his shoulder, kissed his forehead.</p>
+
+<p><span class="smcap">Mr Caxton</span>, (sublimely unmoved
+by these flatteries.)&mdash;"I don't deny
+that I faced the bull, but I assert that
+I was horribly frightened."</p>
+
+<p><span class="smcap">Roland.</span>&mdash;"The sense of honour
+which conquers fear is the true courage
+of chivalry: you could not run away
+when others were looking on&mdash;no
+gentleman could."</p>
+
+<p><span class="smcap">Mr Caxton.</span>&mdash;"Fiddledee! It
+was not on my gentility that I stood,
+Captain. I should have run fast
+enough, if it had done any good. I
+stood upon my understanding. As
+the bull could run faster than I could,
+the only chance of escape was to make
+the brute as frightened as myself."</p>
+
+<p><span class="smcap">Blanche.</span>&mdash;"Ah, you did not
+think of that; your only thought was
+to save me and the children."</p>
+
+<p><span class="smcap">Mr Caxton.</span>&mdash;"Possibly, my
+dear&mdash;very possibly I might have
+been afraid for you too;&mdash;but I was
+very much afraid for myself. However,
+luckily I had the umbrella, and
+I sprang it up and spread it forth in
+the animal's stupid eyes, hurling at
+him simultaneously the biggest lines
+I could think of in the First Chorus of
+the 'Seven against Thebes.' I began
+with <span class="smcap">Eledemnas pedioploktupos</span>;
+and when I came to the grand howl of
+Ἰὼ, ἰὼ, ἰὼ, ἰὼ&mdash;the beast stood appalled
+as at the roar of a lion. I shall
+never forget his amazed snort at the
+Greek. Then he kicked up his hind
+legs, and went bolt through the gap in
+the hedge. Thus, armed with Æschylus
+and the umbrella, I remained master
+of the field; but (continued Mr Caxton,
+ingenuously,) I should not like
+to go through that half minute again."</p>
+
+<p>"No man would," said the Captain
+kindly. "I should be very sorry to
+face a bull myself, even with a bigger
+umbrella than yours, and even
+though I had Æschylus, and Homer
+to boot, at my fingers' ends."</p>
+
+<p><span class="smcap">Mr Caxton.</span>&mdash;"You would not
+have minded if it had been a Frenchman
+with a sword in his hand?"</p>
+
+<p><span class="smcap">Captain.</span>&mdash;"Of course not. Rather
+liked it than otherwise," he added
+grimly.</p>
+
+<p><span class="smcap">Mr Caxton.</span>&mdash;"Yet many a
+Spanish matador, who doesn't care a
+button for a bull, would take to his
+heels at the first lunge <i lang="fr" xml:lang="fr">en carte</i> from
+a Frenchman. Therefore, in fact, if
+courage be a matter of constitution, it
+is also a matter of custom. We face
+calmly the dangers we are habituated
+to, and recoil from those of which we
+have no familiar experience. I doubt
+if Marshal Turenne himself would
+have been quite at his ease on the
+tight-rope; and a rope-dancer, who
+seems disposed to scale the heavens
+with Titanic temerity, might possibly
+object to charge on a cannon."</p>
+
+<p><span class="smcap">Captain Roland.</span>&mdash;"Still, either
+this is not the courage I mean, or
+there is another kind of it. I mean
+by courage that which is the especial
+force and dignity of the human character,
+without which there is no
+reliance on principle, no constancy in
+virtue&mdash;a something," continued my
+uncle gallantly, and with a half bow
+towards my mother, "which your<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_276" id="Page_276">[276]</a></span>
+sex shares with our own. When the
+lover, for instance, clasps the hand
+of his betrothed, and says, 'Wilt thou
+be true to me, in spite of absence and
+time, in spite of hazard and fortune,
+though my foes malign me, though thy
+friends may dissuade thee, and our lot
+in life may be rough and rude?' and
+when the betrothed answers, 'I will
+be true,' does not the lover trust to
+her courage as well as her love?"</p>
+
+<p>"Admirably put, Roland," said my
+father. "But <i>apropos</i> of what do
+you puzzle us with these queries on
+courage?"</p>
+
+<p><span class="smcap">Captain Roland</span>, (with a slight
+blush.)&mdash;"I was led to the inquiry
+(though, perhaps, it may be frivolous
+to take so much thought of what, no
+doubt, costs Pisistratus so little) by
+the last chapters in my nephew's
+story. I see this poor boy, Leonard,
+alone with his fallen hopes, (though
+very irrational they were,) and his
+sense of shame. And I read his heart,
+I dare say, better than Pisistratus
+does, for I could feel like that boy if
+I had been in the same position; and,
+conjecturing what he and thousands
+like him must go through, I asked
+myself, 'What can save him and
+them?' I answered, as a soldier would
+answer, 'Courage!' Very well. But
+pray, Austin, what is courage?"</p>
+
+<p><span class="smcap">Mr Caxton</span>, (prudently backing
+out of a reply.)&mdash;"<i>Papæ!</i> Brother,
+since you have just complimented the
+ladies on that quality, you had better
+address your question to them."</p>
+
+<p>Blanche here leant both hands on
+my father's chair, and said, looking
+down at first bashfully, but afterwards
+warming with the subject,
+"Do you not think, sir, that little
+Helen has already suggested, if not
+what is courage, what at least is the
+real essence of all courage that endures
+and conquers, that ennobles,
+and hallows, and redeems? Is it not
+<span class="smcap">Patience</span>, father?&mdash;and that is why
+we women have a courage of our own.
+Patience does not affect to be superior
+to fear, but at least it never
+admits despair."</p>
+
+<p><span class="smcap">Pisistratus.</span>&mdash;"Kiss me, my
+Blanche, for you have come near to
+the truth which perplexed the soldier
+and puzzled the sage."</p>
+
+<p><span class="smcap">Mr Caxton</span>, (tartly.)&mdash;"If you
+mean me by the sage, I was not
+puzzled at all. Heaven knows you
+do right to inculcate patience&mdash;it is a
+virtue very much required in your
+readers. Nevertheless," added my
+father, softening with the enjoyment
+of his joke&mdash;"nevertheless Blanche
+and Helen are quite right. Patience
+is the courage of the conqueror; it is
+the virtue, <i lang="fr" xml:lang="fr">par excellence</i>, of Man
+against Destiny&mdash;of the One against
+the World, and of the Soul against
+Matter. Therefore this is the courage
+of the Gospel; and its importance, in
+a social view&mdash;its importance to races
+and institutions&mdash;cannot be too
+earnestly inculcated. What is it that
+distinguishes the Anglo-Saxon from
+all other branches of the human
+family, peoples deserts with his children,
+and consigns to them the heritage
+of rising worlds? What but his
+faculty to brave, to suffer, to endure&mdash;the
+patience that resists firmly, and
+innovates slowly. Compare him with
+the Frenchman. The Frenchman has
+plenty of valour&mdash;that there is no
+denying; but as for fortitude, he has
+not enough to cover the point of a
+pin. He is ready to rush out of the
+world if he is bit by a flea."</p>
+
+<p><span class="smcap">Captain Roland.</span>&mdash;"There was
+a case in the papers the other day,
+Austin, of a Frenchman who actually
+did destroy himself because he was so
+teased by the little creatures you
+speak of. He left a paper on his
+table, saying that 'life was not worth
+having at the price of such torments.'"<a name="FNanchor_5_5" id="FNanchor_5_5"></a><a href="#Footnote_5_5" class="fnanchor">[5]</a></p>
+
+<p><span class="smcap">Mr Caxton</span>, (solemnly.)&mdash;"Sir,
+their whole political history, since the
+great meeting of the Tiers Etat, has
+been the history of men who would
+rather go to the devil than be bit by a<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_277" id="Page_277">[277]</a></span>
+flea. It is the record of human impatience,
+that seeks to force time, and
+expects to grow forests from the
+spawn of a mushroom. Wherefore,
+running through all extremes of constitutional
+experiment, when they are
+nearest to democracy they are next
+door to a despot; and all they have
+really done is to destroy whatever
+constitutes the foundation of every
+tolerable government. A constitutional
+monarchy cannot exist without
+aristocracy, nor a healthful republic
+endure with corruption of manners.
+The cry of Equality is incompatible
+with Civilisation, which, of necessity,
+contrasts poverty with wealth&mdash;and,
+in short, whether it be an emperor or
+a mob that is to rule, Force is the
+sole hope of order, and the government
+is but an army.</p>
+
+<p>"Impress, O Pisistratus! impress
+the value of patience as regards man
+and men. You touch there on the
+kernel of the social system&mdash;the secret
+that fortifies the individual and disciplines
+the million. I care not, for
+my part, if you are tedious so long as
+you are earnest. Be minute and
+detailed. Let the real human life, in
+its war with Circumstance, stand out.
+Never mind if one can read you but
+slowly&mdash;better chance of being less
+quickly forgotten. Patience, patience!
+By the soul of Epictetus, your readers
+shall set you an example!"</p>
+
+
+<h4>CHAPTER II.</h4>
+
+<p>Leonard had written twice to Mrs
+Fairfield, twice to Riccabocca, and
+once to Mr Dale; and the poor proud
+boy could not bear to betray his humiliation.
+He wrote as with cheerful
+spirits&mdash;as if perfectly satisfied with
+his prospects. He said that he was
+well employed, in the midst of books,
+and that he had found kind friends.
+Then he turned from himself to write
+about those whom he addressed, and
+the affairs and interests of the quiet
+world wherein they lived. He did
+not give his own address, nor that of
+Mr Prickett. He dated his letters
+from a small coffeehouse near the
+bookseller, to which he occasionally
+went for his simple meals. He had a
+motive in this. He did not desire to
+be found out. Mr Dale replied for
+himself and for Mrs Fairfield, to the
+epistles addressed to these two. Riccabocca
+wrote also. Nothing could
+be more kind than the replies of both.
+They came to Leonard in a very dark
+period in his life, and they strengthened
+him in the noiseless battle with
+despair.</p>
+
+<p>If there be a good in the world that
+we do without knowing it, without
+conjecturing the effect it may have
+upon a human soul, it is when we show
+kindness to the young in the first
+barren footpath up the mountain of life.</p>
+
+<p>Leonard's face resumed its serenity
+in his intercourse with his employer;
+but he did not recover his boyish
+ingenuous frankness. The under-currents
+flowed again pure from the turbid
+soil and the splintered fragments
+uptorn from the deep; but they were
+still too strong and too rapid to allow
+transparency to the surface. And now
+he stood in the sublime world of books,
+still and earnest as a seer who invokes
+the dead. And thus, face to face with
+knowledge, hourly he discovered how
+little he knew. Mr Prickett lent him
+such works as he selected and asked
+to take home with him. He spent
+whole nights in reading; and no longer
+desultorily. He read no more poetry,
+no more Lives of Poets. He read what
+poets must read if they desire to be
+great&mdash;<cite>Sapere principium et fons</cite>&mdash;strict
+reasonings on the human mind;
+the relations between motive and conduct,
+thought and action; the grave
+and solemn truths of the past world;
+antiquities, history, philosophy. He
+was taken out of himself. He was
+carried along the ocean of the universe.
+In that ocean, O seeker, study the law
+of the tides; and seeing Chance nowhere&mdash;Thought
+presiding over all&mdash;Fate,
+that dread phantom, shall vanish
+from creation, and Providence alone
+be visible in heaven and on earth!</p>
+
+
+<h4>CHAPTER III.</h4>
+
+<p>There was to be a considerable
+book-sale at a country house one day's
+journey from London. Mr Prickett
+meant to have attended it on his own<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_278" id="Page_278">[278]</a></span>
+behalf, and that of several gentlemen
+who had given him commissions for
+purchase; but, on the morning fixed
+for his departure, he was seized with
+a severe return of his old foe the
+rheumatism. He requested Leonard
+to attend instead of himself. Leonard
+went, and was absent for the three
+days during which the sale lasted.
+He returned late in the evening, and
+went at once to Mr Prickett's house.
+The shop was closed; he knocked at
+the private entrance; a strange person
+opened the door to him, and, in reply
+to his question if Mr Prickett was at
+home, said with a long and funereal
+face&mdash;"Young man, Mr Prickett
+senior is gone to his long home, but
+Mr Richard Prickett will see you."</p>
+
+<p>At this moment a very grave-looking
+man, with lank hair, looked forth
+from the side-door communicating
+between the shop and the passage,
+land then, stepped forward&mdash;"Come
+in, sir; you are my late uncle's assistant,
+Mr Fairfield, I suppose?"</p>
+
+<p>"Your late uncle! Heavens, sir, do
+I understand aright&mdash;can Mr Prickett
+be dead since I left London?"</p>
+
+<p>"Died, sir, suddenly last night. It
+was an affection of the heart; the
+Doctor thinks the rheumatism attacked
+that organ. He had small time to
+provide for his departure, and his
+account-books seem in sad disorder:
+I am his nephew and executor."</p>
+
+<p>Leonard had now followed the
+nephew into the shop. There, still
+burned the gas-lamp. The place
+seemed more dingy and cavernous
+than before. Death always makes its
+presence felt in the house it visits.</p>
+
+<p>Leonard was greatly affected&mdash;and
+yet more, perhaps, by the utter want
+of feeling which the nephew exhibited.
+In fact, the deceased had not been on
+friendly terms with this person, his
+nearest relative and heir-at-law, who
+was also a bookseller.</p>
+
+<p>"You were engaged but by the
+week I find, young man, on reference
+to my late uncle's papers. He gave
+you £1 a week&mdash;a monstrous sum! I
+shall not require your services any
+further. I shall move these books
+to my own house. You will be good
+enough to send me a list of those you
+bought at the sale, and your account
+of travelling-expenses, &amp;c. What may
+be due to you shall be sent to your
+address. Good evening."</p>
+
+<p>Leonard went home, shocked and
+saddened at the sudden death of his
+kind employer. He did not think
+much of himself that night; but, when
+he rose the next day, he suddenly felt
+that the world of London lay before
+him, without a friend, without a calling,
+without an occupation for bread.</p>
+
+<p>This time it was no fancied sorrow,
+no poetic dream disappointed. Before
+him, gaunt and palpable, stood
+Famine.</p>
+
+<p>Escape!&mdash;yes. Back to the village;
+his mother's cottage; the exile's garden;
+the radishes and the fount. Why
+could he not escape? Ask why civilisation
+cannot escape its ills, and fly
+back to the wild and the wigwam?</p>
+
+<p>Leonard could not have returned to
+the cottage, even if the Famine that
+faced had already seized him with her
+skeleton hand. London releases not
+so readily her fated stepsons.</p>
+
+
+<h4>CHAPTER IV.</h4>
+
+<p>One day three persons were standing
+before an old book-stall in a
+passage leading from Oxford Street
+into Tottenham Court Road. Two
+were gentlemen; the third, of the class
+and appearance of those who more
+habitually halt at old book-stalls.</p>
+
+<p>"Look," said one of the gentlemen
+to the other, "I have discovered here
+what I have searched for in vain the
+last ten years&mdash;the Horace of 1580,
+the Horace of the Forty Commentators&mdash;a
+perfect treasury of learning,
+and marked only fourteen shillings!"</p>
+
+<p>"Hush, Norreys," said the other,
+"and observe what is yet more
+worth your study;" and he pointed to
+the third bystander, whose face,
+sharp and attenuated, was bent with
+an absorbed, and, as it were, with
+a hungering attention over an old
+worm-eaten volume.</p>
+
+<p>"What is the book, my lord?"
+whispered Mr Norreys.</p>
+
+<p>His companion smiled, and replied
+by another question, "What
+is the man who reads the book?"</p>
+
+<p>Mr Norreys moved a few paces,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_279" id="Page_279">[279]</a></span>
+and looked over the student's shoulder
+"Preston's translation of <span class="smcap">Boethius</span>,
+<cite>The Consolations of Philosophy</cite>," he
+said, coming back to his friend.</p>
+
+<p>"He looks as if he wanted all the
+consolations Philosophy can give him,
+poor boy."</p>
+
+<p>At this moment a fourth passenger
+paused at the book-stall, and, recognising
+the pale student, placed his
+hand on his shoulder and said, "Aha,
+young sir, we meet again. So poor
+Prickett is dead. But you are still
+haunted by associations. Books&mdash;books&mdash;magnets
+to which all iron
+minds move insensibly. What is
+this? <span class="smcap">Boethius!</span> Ah, a book written
+in prison, but a little time before
+the advent of the only philosopher
+who solves to the simplest understanding
+every mystery of life&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"And that philosopher?"</p>
+
+<p>"Is Death!" said Mr Burley.
+"How can you be dull enough to
+ask? Poor Boethius, rich, nobly
+born, a consul, his sons consuls&mdash;the
+world one smile to the Last Philosopher
+of Rome. Then suddenly, against
+this type of the old world's departing
+<small>WISDOM</small>, stands frowning the new
+world's grim genius, <small>FORCE</small>&mdash;Theodoric
+the Ostrogoth condemning Boethius
+the Schoolman; and Boethius,
+in his Pavian dungeon, holding a
+dialogue with the shade of Athenian
+Philosophy. It is the finest picture
+upon which lingers the glimmering
+of the Western golden day, before
+night rushes over time."</p>
+
+<p>"And," said Mr Norreys abruptly,
+"Boethius comes back to us with the
+faint gleam of returning light, translated
+by Alfred the Great. And,
+again, as the sun of knowledge bursts
+forth in all its splendour, by Queen
+Elizabeth. Boethius influences us as
+we stand in this passage; and that is
+the best of all the Consolations of
+Philosophy&mdash;eh, Mr Burley?"</p>
+
+<p>Mr Burley turned and bowed.</p>
+
+<p>The two men looked at each other;
+you could not see a greater contrast.
+Mr Burley, his gay green dress
+already shabby and soiled, with a rent
+in the skirts, and his face speaking of
+habitual night-cups. Mr Norreys,
+neat and somewhat precise in dress,
+with firm lean figure, and quiet, collected,
+vigorous energy in his eye and
+aspect.</p>
+
+<p>"If," replied Mr Burley, "a poor
+devil like me may argue with a
+gentleman who may command his
+own price with the booksellers, I
+should say it is no consolation at all,
+Mr Norreys. And I should like to
+see any man of sense accept the condition
+of Boethius in his prison, with
+some strangler or headsman waiting
+behind the door, upon the promised
+proviso that he should be translated,
+centuries afterwards, by Kings and
+Queens, and help indirectly to influence
+the minds of Northern barbarians,
+babbling about him in an alley, jostled
+by passers-by who never heard the
+name of Boethius, and who don't care
+a fig for philosophy. Your servant,
+sir&mdash;young man, come and talk."</p>
+
+<p>Burley hooked his arm within Leonard's,
+and led the boy passively away.</p>
+
+<p>"That is a clever man," said
+Harley L'Estrange. "But I am sorry
+to see yon young student, with his
+bright earnest eyes, and his lip that
+has the quiver of passion and enthusiasm,
+leaning on the arm of a guide
+who seems disenchanted of all that
+gives purpose to learning and links
+philosophy with use to the world.
+Who, and what is this clever man
+whom you call Burley?"</p>
+
+<p>"A man who might have been
+famous, if he had condescended to be
+respectable! The boy listening to
+us both so attentively interested <em>me</em>
+too&mdash;I should like to have the making
+of him. But I must buy this Horace."</p>
+
+<p>The shopman, lurking within his
+hole like a spider for flies, was now
+called out. And when Mr Norreys
+had bought the Horace, and given an
+address where to send it, Harley
+asked the shopman if he knew the
+young man who had been reading
+Boethius.</p>
+
+<p>"Only by sight. He has come
+here every day the last week, and
+spends hours at the stall. When once
+he fastens on a book, he reads it
+through."</p>
+
+<p>"And never buys?" said Mr Norreys.</p>
+
+<p>"Sir," said the shopman with a
+good-natured smile, "they who buy
+seldom read. The poor boy pays me
+twopence a-day to read as long as he
+pleases. I would not take it, but he
+is proud."</p>
+
+<p>"I have known men amass great<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_280" id="Page_280">[280]</a></span>
+learning in that way," said Mr
+Norreys. "Yes, I should like to
+have that boy in my hands. And
+now, my lord, I am at your service,
+and we will go to the studio of your
+artist."</p>
+
+<p>The two gentlemen walked on
+towards one of the streets out of
+Fitzroy Square.</p>
+
+<p>In a few minutes more Harley
+L'Estrange was in his element,
+seated carelessly on a deal table,
+smoking his cigar, and discussing art
+with the gusto of a man who honestly
+loved, and the taste of a man who
+thoroughly understood it. The young
+artist, in his dressing robe, adding
+slow touch upon touch, paused often
+to listen the better. And Henry
+Norreys, enjoying the brief respite
+from a life of great labour, was gladly
+reminded of idle hours under rosy
+skies; for these three men had
+formed their friendship in Italy, where
+the bands of friendship are woven
+by the hands of the Graces.</p>
+
+
+<h4>CHAPTER V.</h4>
+
+<p>Leonard and Mr Burley walked on
+into the suburbs round the north
+road from London, and Mr Burley
+offered to find literary employment
+for Leonard&mdash;an offer eagerly accepted.</p>
+
+<p>Then they went into a public house
+by the wayside. Burley demanded a
+private room, called for pen, ink, and
+paper; and, placing these implements
+before Leonard, said, "Write what
+you please in prose, five sheets of
+letter paper, twenty-two lines to a
+page&mdash;neither more nor less."</p>
+
+<p>"I cannot write so."</p>
+
+<p>"Tut, 'tis for bread."</p>
+
+<p>The boy's face crimsoned.</p>
+
+<p>"I must forget that," said he.</p>
+
+<p>"There is an arbour in the garden
+under a weeping ash," returned
+Burley. "Go there, and fancy yourself
+in Arcadia."</p>
+
+<p>Leonard was too pleased to obey.
+He found out the little arbour at one
+end of a deserted bowling-green. All
+was still&mdash;the hedgerow shut out the
+sight of the inn. The sun lay warm
+on the grass, and glinted pleasantly
+through the leaves of the ash. And
+Leonard there wrote the first essay
+from his hand as Author by profession.
+What was it that he wrote?
+His dreamy impressions of London?
+an anathema on its streets, and its
+hearts of stone? murmurs against
+poverty? dark elegies on fate?</p>
+
+<p>Oh, no! little knowest thou true
+genius, if thou askest such questions,
+or thinkest that there, under
+the weeping ash, the taskwork for
+bread was remembered; or that the
+sunbeam glinted but over the practical
+world, which, vulgar and sordid,
+lay around. Leonard wrote a fairy
+tale&mdash;one of the loveliest you can
+conceive, with a delicate touch of
+playful humour&mdash;in a style all flowered
+over with happy fancies. He smiled
+as he wrote the last word&mdash;he was
+happy. In rather more than an hour
+Mr Burley came to him, and found
+him with that smile on his lips.</p>
+
+<p>Mr Burley had a glass of brandy
+and water in his hand; it was his
+third. He too smiled&mdash;he too looked
+happy. He read the paper aloud,
+and well. He was very complimentary.
+"You will do!" said he, clapping
+Leonard on the back. "Perhaps
+some day you will catch my
+one-eyed perch." Then he folded up
+the MS., scribbled off a note, put
+the whole in one envelope&mdash;and they
+returned to London.</p>
+
+<p>Mr Burley disappeared within a
+dingy office near Fleet Street, on
+which was inscribed&mdash;"Office of
+the <cite>Beehive</cite>," and soon came forth
+with a golden sovereign in his hand&mdash;Leonard's
+first-fruits. Leonard
+thought Peru lay before him. He accompanied
+Mr Burley to that gentleman's
+lodging in Maida Hill. The
+walk had been very long; Leonard
+was not fatigued. He listened
+with a livelier attention than before
+to Burley's talk. And when they
+reached the apartments of the latter,
+and Mr Burley sent to the cookshop,
+and their joint supper was taken out
+of the golden sovereign, Leonard
+felt proud, and for the first time for
+weeks he laughed the heart's laugh.
+The two writers grew more and more
+intimate and cordial. And there was
+a vast deal in Burley by which any<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_281" id="Page_281">[281]</a></span>
+young man might be made the wiser.
+There was no apparent evidence of
+poverty in the apartments&mdash;clean,
+new, well furnished; but all things
+in the most horrible litter&mdash;all speaking
+of the huge literary sloven.</p>
+
+<p>For several days Leonard almost
+lived in those rooms. He wrote continuously&mdash;save
+when Burley's conversation
+fascinated him into idleness.
+Nay, it was not idleness&mdash;his knowledge
+grew larger as he listened; but
+the cynicism of the talker began slowly
+to work its way. That cynicism in
+which there was no faith, no hope,
+no vivifying breath from Glory&mdash;from
+Religion. The cynicism of the Epicurean,
+more degraded in his stye than
+ever was Diogenes in his tub; and
+yet presented with such ease and
+such eloquence&mdash;with such art and
+such mirth&mdash;so adorned with illustration
+and anecdote, so unconscious of
+debasement.</p>
+
+<p>Strange and dread philosophy&mdash;that
+made it a maxim to squander the
+gifts of mind on the mere care for
+matter, and fit the soul to live but as
+from day to day, with its scornful
+cry, "A fig for immortality and
+laurels!" An author for bread! Oh,
+miserable calling! was there something
+grand and holy, after all, even
+in Chatterton's despair!</p>
+
+
+<h4>CHAPTER VI.</h4>
+
+<p>The villanous <cite>Beehive</cite>! Bread was
+worked out of it, certainly; but
+fame, but hope for the future&mdash;certainly
+not. Milton's <cite>Paradise Lost</cite>
+would have perished without a sound,
+had it appeared in the <cite>Beehive</cite>.</p>
+
+<p>Fine things were there in a fragmentary
+crude state, composed by
+Burley himself. At the end of a
+week they were dead and forgotten&mdash;never
+read by one man of education
+and taste; taken simultaneously and
+indifferently with shallow politics and
+wretched essays, yet selling, perhaps,
+twenty or thirty thousand copies&mdash;an
+immense sale;&mdash;and nothing got out
+of them but bread and brandy!</p>
+
+<p>"What more would you have?"
+cried John Burley. "Did not stern
+old Sam Johnson say he could never
+write but from want?"</p>
+
+<p>"He might say it," answered
+Leonard; "but he never meant posterity
+to believe him. And he would
+have died of want, I suspect, rather
+than have written <cite>Rasselas</cite> for the
+<cite>Beehive</cite>! Want is a grand thing," continued
+the boy, thoughtfully. "A
+parent of grand things. Necessity is
+strong, and should give us its own
+strength; but Want should shatter
+asunder, with its very writhings, the
+walls of our prison-house, and not
+sit contented with the allowance
+the jail gives us in exchange for our
+work."</p>
+
+<p>"There is no prison-house to a
+man who calls upon Bacchus&mdash;stay&mdash;I
+will translate to you Schiller's
+Dithyramb. 'Then see I Bacchus&mdash;then
+up come Cupid and Ph&oelig;bus, and
+all the Celestials are filling my dwelling.'"</p>
+
+<p>Breaking into impromptu careless
+rhymes, Burley threw off a rude but
+spirited translation of that divine
+lyric.</p>
+
+<p>"O materialist!" cried the boy,
+with his bright eyes suffused.
+"Schiller calls on the gods to take
+him to their heaven with him; and
+you would debase the gods to a gin
+palace."</p>
+
+<p>"Ho, ho!" cried Burley, with his
+giant laugh. "Drink, and you will
+understand the Dithyramb."</p>
+
+
+<h4>CHAPTER VII.</h4>
+
+<p>Suddenly one morning, as Leonard
+sate with Barley, a fashionable cabriolet,
+with a very handsome horse,
+stopped at the door&mdash;a loud knock&mdash;a
+quick step on the stairs, and Randal
+Leslie entered. Leonard recognised
+him, and started. Randal glanced at
+him in surprise, and then, with a tact
+that showed he had already learned
+to profit by London life, after shaking
+hands with Burley, approached,
+and said with some successful attempt
+at ease, "Unless I am not
+mistaken, sir, we have met before.<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_282" id="Page_282">[282]</a></span>
+If you remember me, I hope all boyish
+quarrels are forgotten?"</p>
+
+<p>Leonard bowed, and his heart was
+still good enough to be softened.</p>
+
+<p>"Where could you two ever have
+met?" asked Burley.</p>
+
+<p>"In a village green, and in single
+combat," answered Randal, smiling;
+and he told the story of the Battle of
+the Stocks, with a well-bred jest on
+himself. Burley laughed at the story.
+"But," said he, when this laugh was
+over, "my young friend had better
+have remained guardian of the village
+stocks, than come to London in search
+of such fortune as lies at the bottom
+of an inkhorn."</p>
+
+<p>"Ah," said Randal, with the secret
+contempt which men elaborately
+cultivated are apt to feel for those
+who seek to educate themselves&mdash;"ah,
+you make literature your calling,
+sir? At what school did you
+conceive a taste for letters?&mdash;not very
+common at our great public schools."</p>
+
+<p>"I am at school now for the first
+time," answered Leonard, drily.</p>
+
+<p>"Experience is the best schoolmistress,"
+said Burley; "and that
+was the maxim of Goethe, who had
+book-learning enough, in all conscience."</p>
+
+<p>Randal slightly shrugged his
+shoulders, and, without wasting another
+thought on Leonard, peasant-born
+and self-taught, took his seat,
+and began to talk to Burley upon a
+political question, which made then
+the war-cry between the two great
+Parliamentary parties. It was a
+subject in which Burley showed much
+general knowledge; and Randal, seeming
+to differ from him, drew forth
+alike his information and his argumentative
+powers. The conversation
+lasted more than an hour.</p>
+
+<p>"I can't quite agree with you,"
+said Randal, taking his leave; "but
+you must allow me to call again&mdash;will
+the same hour to-morrow suit
+you?"</p>
+
+<p>"Yes," said Burley.</p>
+
+<p>Away went the young man in his
+cabriolet. Leonard watched him from
+the window.</p>
+
+<p>For five days, consecutively, did
+Randal call and discuss the question
+in all its bearings; and Burley, after
+the second day, got interested in the
+matter, looked up his authorities&mdash;refreshed
+his memory&mdash;and even spent
+an hour or two in the Library of the
+British Museum.</p>
+
+<p>By the fifth day, Burley had really
+exhausted all that could well be said
+on his side of the question.</p>
+
+<p>Leonard, during these colloquies,
+had sate apart, seemingly absorbed
+in reading, and secretly stung by
+Randal's disregard of his presence.
+For indeed that young man, in his
+superb self-esteem, and in the absorption
+of his ambitious projects, scarce
+felt even curiosity as to Leonard's
+rise above his earlier station, and
+looked on him as a mere journeyman
+of Burley's. But the self-taught are
+keen and quick observers. And
+Leonard had remarked, that Randal
+seemed more as one playing a part
+for some private purpose, than arguing
+in earnest; and that, when he rose
+and said, "Mr Burley, you have convinced
+me," it was not with the
+modesty of a sincere reasoner, but the
+triumph of one who has gained his
+end. But so struck, meanwhile, was
+our unheeded and silent listener, with
+Burley's power of generalisation, and
+the wide surface over which his information
+extended, that when Randal
+left the room the boy looked at
+the slovenly purposeless man, and
+said aloud&mdash;"True; knowledge is <em>not</em>
+power."</p>
+
+<p>"Certainly not," said Burley, drily&mdash;"the
+weakest thing, in the world."</p>
+
+<p>"Knowledge is power," muttered
+Randal Leslie, as, with a smile on his
+lip, he drove from the door.</p>
+
+<p>Not many days after this last
+interview there appeared a short
+pamphlet; anonymous, but one which
+made a great impression on the town.
+It was on the subject discussed
+between Randal and Burley. It was
+quoted at great length in the newspapers.
+And Burley started to his
+feet one morning, and exclaimed,
+"My own thoughts! my very
+words! Who the devil is this pamphleteer?"</p>
+
+<p>Leonard took the newspaper from
+Burley's hand. The most flattering
+encomiums preceded the extracts,
+and the extracts were as stereotypes
+of Burley's talk.</p>
+
+<p>"Can you doubt the author?" cried
+Leonard, in deep disgust and ingenuous
+scorn. "The young man<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_283" id="Page_283">[283]</a></span>
+who came to steal your brains, and
+turn your knowledge&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"Into power," interrupted Burley,
+with a laugh, but it was a laugh of
+pain. "Well, this was very mean; I
+shall tell him so when he comes."</p>
+
+<p>"He will come no more," said
+Leonard. Nor did Randal come
+again. But he sent Mr Burley a copy
+of the pamphlet with a polite note,
+saying, with candid but careless acknowledgment,
+that "he had profited
+much by Mr Burley's hints and
+remarks."</p>
+
+<p>And now it was in all the papers,
+that the pamphlet which had made so
+great a noise was by a very young
+man, Mr Audley Egerton's relation.
+And high hopes were expressed of
+the future career of Mr Randal
+Leslie.</p>
+
+<p>Burley still attempted to laugh, and
+still his pain was visible. Leonard
+most cordially despised and hated
+Randal Leslie, and his heart moved
+to Burley with noble but perilous
+compassion. In his desire to soothe
+and comfort the man whom he deemed
+cheated out of fame, he forgot the
+caution he had hitherto imposed on
+himself, and yielded more and more
+to the charm of that wasted intellect.
+He accompanied Burley now where
+he went to spent his evenings, and
+more and more&mdash;though gradually,
+and with many a recoil and self-rebuke&mdash;there
+crept over him the
+cynic's contempt for glory, and miserable
+philosophy of debased content.</p>
+
+<p>Randal had risen into grave repute
+upon the strength of Burley's knowledge.
+But, had Burley written the
+pamphlet, would the same repute
+have attended <em>him</em>? Certainly not.
+Randal Leslie brought to that knowledge
+qualities all his own&mdash;a style
+simple, strong, and logical; a certain
+tone of good society, and allusions to
+men and to parties that showed his
+connection with a cabinet minister,
+and proved that he had profited no
+less by Egerton's talk than Burley's.</p>
+
+<p>Had Burley written the pamphlet,
+it would have showed more genius,
+it would have had humour and wit,
+but have been so full of whims and
+quips, sins against taste, and defects
+in earnestness, that it would have
+failed to create any serious sensation.
+Here, then, there was something
+else besides knowledge, by which
+knowledge became power. Knowledge
+must not smell of the brandy
+bottle.</p>
+
+<p>Randal Leslie might be mean in
+his plagiarism, but he turned the
+useless into use. And so far he was
+original.</p>
+
+<p>But one's admiration, after all, rests
+where Leonard's rested&mdash;with the
+poor, shabby, riotous, lawless, big
+fallen man.</p>
+
+<p>Burley took himself off to the Brent,
+and fished again for the one-eyed
+perch. Leonard accompanied him.
+His feelings were indeed different
+from what they had been when he
+had reclined under the old tree, and
+talked with Helen of the future. But
+it was almost pathetic to see how
+Burley's nature seemed to alter, as he
+strayed along the banks of the rivulet,
+and talked of his own boyhood. The
+man then seemed restored to something
+of the innocence of the child.
+He cared, in truth, little for the perch,
+which continued intractable, but he
+enjoyed the air and the sky, the
+rustling grass and the murmuring
+waters. These excursions to the
+haunts of youth seemed to rebaptise
+him, and then his eloquence took a
+pastoral character, and Isaac Walton
+himself would have loved to hear
+him. But as he got back into the
+smoke of the metropolis, and the gas
+lamps made him forget the ruddy
+sunset, and the soft evening star, the
+gross habits reassumed their sway;
+and on he went with his swaggering
+reckless step to the orgies in which
+his abused intellect flamed forth, and
+then sank into the socket quenched
+and rayless.</p>
+
+
+<h4>CHAPTER VIII.</h4>
+
+<p>Helen was seized with profound
+and anxious sadness. Leonard had
+been three or four times to see her,
+and each time she saw a change in
+him that excited all her fears. He
+seemed, it is true, more shrewd,
+more worldly-wise, more fitted, it
+might be, for coarse daily life; but, on<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_284" id="Page_284">[284]</a></span>
+the other hand, the freshness and glory
+of his youth were waning slowly.
+His aspirings drooped earthward.
+He had not mastered the Practical,
+and moulded its uses with the
+strong hand of the Spiritual Architect,
+of the Ideal Builder: the Practical was
+overpowering himself. She grew pale
+when he talked of Burley, and shuddered,
+poor little Helen! when she
+found he was daily and almost nightly
+in a companionship which, with her
+native honest prudence, she saw so unsuited
+to strengthen him in his struggles,
+and aid him against temptation. She
+almost groaned when, pressing him as
+to his pecuniary means, she found his
+old terror of debt seemed fading away,
+and the solid healthful principles he
+had taken from his village were
+loosening fast. Under all, it is true,
+there was what a wiser and older
+person than Helen would have hailed
+as the redeeming promise. But that
+something was <em>grief</em>&mdash;a sublime grief
+in his own sense of falling&mdash;in his own
+impotence against the Fate he had
+provoked and coveted. The sublimity
+of that grief Helen could not detect:
+she saw only that it <em>was</em> grief, and she
+grieved with it, letting it excuse every
+fault&mdash;making her more anxious to
+comfort, in order that she might save.
+Even from the first, when Leonard
+had exclaimed, "Ah, Helen, why did
+you ever leave me?" she had revolved
+the idea of return to him; and
+when in the boy's last visit he told her
+that Burley, persecuted by duns, was
+about to fly from his present lodgings,
+and take his abode with Leonard in
+the room she had left vacant, all doubt
+was over. She resolved to sacrifice
+the safety and shelter of the home
+assured her. She resolved to come back
+and share Leonard's penury and
+struggles, and save the old room,
+wherein she had prayed for him, from
+the tempter's dangerous presence.
+Should she burden him? No; she
+had assisted her father by many little
+female arts in needle and fancy work.
+She had improved herself in these
+during her sojourn with Miss Starke.
+She could bring her share to the common
+stock. Possessed with this idea,
+she determined to realise it before the
+day on which Leonard had told her
+Burley was to move his quarters.
+Accordingly she rose very early one
+morning; she wrote a pretty and
+grateful note to Miss Starke, who
+was fast asleep, left it on the table,
+and, before any one was astir, stole
+from the house, her little bundle on
+her arm. She lingered an instant at
+the garden-gate, with a remorseful
+sentiment&mdash;a feeling that she had ill-repaid
+the cold and prim protection
+that Miss Starke had shown her. But
+sisterly love carried all before it. She
+closed the gate with a sigh, and
+went on.</p>
+
+<p>She arrived at the lodging-house
+before Leonard was up, took possession
+of her old chamber, and, presenting
+herself to Leonard as he was
+about to go forth, said, (story-teller
+that she was,)&mdash;"I am sent away,
+brother, and I have, come to you to
+take care of me. Do not let us part
+again. But you must be very cheerful
+and very happy, or I shall think
+that I am sadly in your way."</p>
+
+<p>Leonard at first did look cheerful,
+and even happy; but then he thought
+of Burley, and then of his own means
+of supporting her, and was embarrassed,
+and began questioning Helen
+as to the possibility of reconciliation
+with Miss Starke. And Helen said
+gravely, "Impossible&mdash;do not ask it,
+and do not go near her."</p>
+
+<p>Then Leonard thought she had
+been humbled and insulted, and remembered
+that she was a gentleman's
+child, and felt for her wounded pride&mdash;he
+was so proud himself. Yet still
+he was embarrassed.</p>
+
+<p>"Shall I keep the purse again,
+Leonard?" said Helen coaxingly.</p>
+
+<p>"Alas!" replied Leonard, "the
+purse is empty."</p>
+
+<p>"That is very naughty in the
+purse," said Helen, "since you put
+so much into it."</p>
+
+<p>"I?"</p>
+
+<p>"Did not you say that you made,
+at least, a guinea a-week?"</p>
+
+<p>"Yes; but Burley takes the money;
+and then, poor fellow! as I owe all to
+him, I have not the heart to prevent
+his spending it as he likes."</p>
+
+<p>"Please, I wish you could settle
+the month's rent," said the landlady,
+suddenly showing herself. She said
+it civilly, but with firmness.</p>
+
+<p>Leonard coloured. "It shall be
+paid to-day."</p>
+
+<p>Then he pressed his hat on his<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_285" id="Page_285">[285]</a></span>
+head, and, putting Helen gently aside,
+went forth.</p>
+
+<p>"Speak to <em>me</em> in future, kind Mrs
+Smedley," said Helen with the air of
+a housewife. "<em>He</em> is always in study,
+and must not be disturbed."</p>
+
+<p>The landlady&mdash;a good woman,
+though she liked her rent&mdash;smiled
+benignly. She was fond of Helen,
+whom she had known of old.</p>
+
+<p>"I am so glad you are come back;
+and perhaps now the young man will
+not keep such late hours. I meant to
+give him warning, but&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"But he will be a great man one
+of these days, and you must bear with
+him now." And Helen kissed Mrs
+Smedley, and sent her away half inclined
+to cry.</p>
+
+<p>Then Helen busied herself in the
+rooms. She found her father's box,
+which had been duly forwarded. She
+re-examined its contents, and wept as
+she touched each humble and pious
+relic. But her father's memory itself
+thus seemed to give this home a sanction
+which the former had not; and she
+rose quietly and began mechanically
+to put things in order, sighing as she,
+saw all so neglected, till she came to
+the rose-tree, and that alone showed
+heed and care. "Dear Leonard!"
+she murmured, and the smile resettled
+on her lips.</p>
+
+
+<h4>CHAPTER IX.</h4>
+
+<p>Nothing, perhaps, could have
+severed Leonard from Burley but
+Helen's return to his care. It was
+impossible for him, even had there
+been another room in the house
+vacant, (which there was not,) to install
+this noisy riotous son of the
+Muse by Bacchus, talking at random,
+and smelling of spirits, in the same
+dwelling with an innocent, delicate,
+timid, female child. And Leonard
+could not leave her alone all the
+twenty-four hours. She restored a
+home to him, and imposed its duties.
+He therefore told Mr Burley that in
+future he should write and study in
+his own room, and hinted with many
+a blush, and as delicately as he could,
+that it seemed to him that whatever
+he obtained from his pen ought to be
+halved with Burley, to whose interest
+he owed the employment, and from
+whose books or whose knowledge he
+took what helped to maintain it; but
+that the other half, if his, he could no
+longer afford to spend upon feasts or
+libations. He had another to provide
+for.</p>
+
+<p>Burley pooh-poohed the notion
+of taking half his coadjutor's earning,
+with much grandeur, but spoke
+very fretfully of Leonard's sober
+appropriation of the other half; and,
+though a good-natured warm-hearted
+man, felt extremely indignant against
+the sudden interposition of poor
+Helen. However, Leonard was firm;
+and then Burley grew sullen, and
+so they parted. But the rent was
+still to be paid. How? Leonard
+for the first time thought of the pawnbroker.
+He had clothes to spare,
+and Riccabocca's watch. No; that
+last he shrank from applying to such
+base uses.</p>
+
+<p>He went home at noon, and met
+Helen at the street door. She too
+had been out, and her soft cheek was
+rosy red with unwonted exercise and
+the sense of joy. She had still preserved
+the few gold pieces which
+Leonard had taken back to her on
+his first visit to Miss Starke's. She
+had now gone out and bought wools
+and implements for work; and meanwhile
+she had paid the rent.</p>
+
+<p>Leonard did not object to the work,
+but he blushed deeply when he knew
+about the rent, and was very angry.
+He payed back to her that night
+what she had advanced; and Helen
+wept silently at his pride, and wept
+more when she saw the next day a
+woeful hiatus in his wardrobe.</p>
+
+<p>But Leonard now worked at home,
+and worked resolutely; and Helen
+sate by his side, working too; so
+that next day, and the next, slipped
+peacefully away, and in the evening of
+the second he asked her to walk out
+in the fields. She sprang up joyously
+at the invitation, when bang went the
+door, and in reeled John Burley&mdash;drunk:&mdash;And
+so drunk!</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_286" id="Page_286">[286]</a></span></p>
+
+
+<h4>CHAPTER X.</h4>
+
+<p>And with Burley there reeled in
+another man&mdash;a friend of his&mdash;a man
+who had been a wealthy trader and
+once well to do, but who, unluckily,
+had literary tastes, and was fond of
+hearing Burley talk. So, since he had
+known the wit, his business had fallen
+from him, and he had passed through
+the Bankrupt Court. A very shabby-looking
+dog he was, indeed, and his
+nose was redder than Burley's.</p>
+
+<p>John made a drunken dash at poor
+Helen. "So you are the Pentheus in
+petticoats who defies Bacchus," cried
+he; and therewith he roared out a
+verse from Euripides. Helen ran
+away, and Leonard interposed.</p>
+
+<p>"For shame, Burley!"</p>
+
+<p>"He's drunk," said Mr Douce the
+bankrupt trader&mdash;"very drunk&mdash;don't
+mind&mdash;him. I say, sir, I hope we
+don't intrude. Sit still, Burley, sit
+still, and talk, do&mdash;that's a good man.
+You should hear him&mdash;ta&mdash;ta&mdash;talk,
+sir."</p>
+
+<p>Leonard meanwhile had got Helen
+out of the room, into her own, and
+begged her not to be alarmed, and
+keep the door locked. He then returned
+to Burley, who had seated
+himself on the bed, trying wondrous
+hard to keep himself upright; while
+Mr Douce was striving to light a short
+pipe that he carried in his buttonhole&mdash;without
+having filled it&mdash;and,
+naturally failing in that attempt, was
+now beginning to weep.</p>
+
+<p>Leonard was deeply shocked and
+revolted for Helen's sake; but it was
+hopeless to make Burley listen to
+reason. And how could the boy turn
+out of his room the man to whom he
+was under obligations?</p>
+
+<p>Meanwhile there smote upon Helen's
+shrinking, ears loud jarring talk and
+maudlin laughter, and cracked attempts
+at jovial songs. Then she
+heard Mrs Smedley in Leonard's
+room, remonstrating, and Burley's
+laugh was louder than before, and Mrs
+Smedley, who was a meek woman,
+evidently got frightened, and was heard
+in precipitate retreat. Long and loud
+talk recommenced, Burley's great
+voice predominant, Mr Douce chiming
+in with hiccupy broken treble.
+Hour after hour this lasted, for want
+of the drink that would have brought
+it to a premature close. And Burley
+gradually began to talk himself somewhat
+sober. Then Mr Douce was
+heard descending the stairs, and
+silence followed. At dawn, Leonard
+knocked at Helen's door. She opened
+it at once, for she had not gone to
+bed.</p>
+
+<p>"Helen," said he very sadly, "you
+cannot continue here. I must find
+out some proper home for you. This
+man has served me when all London
+was friendless, and he tells me that he
+has nowhere else to go&mdash;that the
+bailiffs are after him. He has now
+fallen asleep. I will go and find you
+some lodging close at hand&mdash;for I cannot
+expel him who has protected me;
+and yet you cannot be under the same
+roof with him. My own good angel,
+I must lose you."</p>
+
+<p>He did not wait for her answer,
+but hurried down the stairs.</p>
+
+<p>The morning looked through the
+shutterless panes in Leonard's garret,
+and the birds began to chirp from the
+elm-tree, when Burley rose and shook
+himself, and stared round. He could
+not quite make out where he was.
+He got hold of the water-jug which he
+emptied at three draughts, and felt
+greatly refreshed. He then began to
+reconnoitre the chamber&mdash;looked at
+Leonard's MSS.&mdash;peeped into the
+drawers&mdash;wondered where the devil
+Leonard himself had gone to&mdash;and
+finally amused himself by throwing
+down the fire-irons, ringing the bell,
+and making all the noise he could, in
+the hopes of attracting the attention
+of somebody or other, and procuring
+himself his morning dram.</p>
+
+<p>In the midst of this <i>charivari</i> the door
+opened softly, but as if with a resolute
+hand, and the small quiet form of
+Helen stood before the threshold.
+<span class="smcap">Burley</span> turned round, and the two
+looked at each other for some moments
+with silent scrutiny.</p>
+
+<p><span class="smcap">Burley</span>, (composing his features
+into their most friendly expression.)&mdash;"Come
+hither, my dear. So you are
+the little girl whom I saw with Leonard
+on the banks of the Brent, and you
+have come back to live with him&mdash;and
+I have come to live with him too. You<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_287" id="Page_287">[287]</a></span>
+shall be our little housekeeper, and I
+will tell you the story of Prince
+Prettyman, and a great many others
+not to be found in <cite>Mother Goose</cite>.
+Meanwhile, my dear little girl, here's
+sixpence&mdash;just run out and change this
+for its worth in rum."</p>
+
+<p><span class="smcap">Helen</span>, (coming slowly up to Mr
+Burley, and still gazing earnestly into
+his face.)&mdash;"Ah, sir, Leonard says
+you have a kind heart, and that you
+have served him&mdash;he cannot ask you
+to leave the house; and so I, who have
+never served him, am to go hence and
+live alone."</p>
+
+<p><span class="smcap">Burley</span>, (moved.)&mdash;"You go, my
+little lady?&mdash;and why? Can we not
+all live together?"</p>
+
+<p><span class="smcap">Helen.</span>&mdash;"No, sir. I left everything
+to come to Leonard, for we had
+met first at my father's grave. But
+you rob me of him, and I have no
+other friend on earth."</p>
+
+<p><span class="smcap">Burley</span>, (discomposed.)&mdash;"Explain
+yourself. Why must you leave
+him because I come?"</p>
+
+<p>Helen looks at Mr Burley again, long
+and wistfully, but makes no answer.</p>
+
+<p><span class="smcap">Burley</span>, (with a gulp.)&mdash;"Is it
+because he thinks I am not fit company
+for you?"</p>
+
+<p>Helen bowed her head.</p>
+
+<p>Burley winced, and after a moment's
+pause said,&mdash;"He is right."</p>
+
+<p><span class="smcap">Helen</span>, (obeying the impulse at her
+heart, springs forward and takes
+Burley's hand.)&mdash;"Ah, sir," she
+cried, "before he knew you he was so
+different&mdash;then he was cheerful&mdash;then,
+even when his first disappointment
+came, I grieved and wept; but I felt
+he would conquer still&mdash;for his heart
+was so good and pure. Oh, sir, don't
+think I reproach you; but what is to
+become of him if&mdash;if&mdash;No, it is not for
+myself I speak. I know that if I
+was here, that if he had me to care
+for, he would come home early&mdash;and
+work patiently&mdash;and&mdash;and&mdash;that I
+might save him. But now when I am
+gone, and you with him&mdash;you to whom
+he is grateful, you whom he would
+follow against his own conscience,
+(you must see that, sir)&mdash;what is to
+become of him?"</p>
+
+<p>Helen's voice died in sobs.</p>
+
+<p>Burley took three or four long
+strides through the room&mdash;he was
+greatly agitated. "I am a demon,"
+he murmured. "I never saw it before&mdash;but
+it is true&mdash;I should be this boy's
+ruin." Tears stood in his eyes, he
+paused abruptly, made a clutch at his
+hat, and turned to the door.</p>
+
+<p>Helen stopped the way, and, taking
+him gently by the arm, said,&mdash;"Oh, sir,
+forgive me&mdash;I have pained you;" and
+looked up at him with a compassionate
+expression, that indeed made the
+child's sweet face as that of an
+angel.</p>
+
+<p>Burley bent down as if to kiss her,
+and then drew back&mdash;perhaps with a
+sentiment that his lips were not worthy
+to touch that innocent brow.</p>
+
+<p>"If I had had a sister&mdash;a child
+like you, little one," he muttered,
+"perhaps I too might have been
+saved in time. Now&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"Ah, now you may stay, sir; I
+don't fear you any more."</p>
+
+<p>"No, no; you would fear me again
+ere night-time, and I might not be
+always in the right mood to listen to
+a voice like yours, child. Your
+Leonard has a noble heart and rare
+gifts. He should rise yet, and he
+shall. I will not drag him into the
+mire. Good-bye&mdash;you will see me no
+more." He broke from Helen, cleared
+the stairs with a bound, and was out
+of the house.</p>
+
+<p>When Leonard returned he was
+surprised to hear his unwelcome guest
+was gone&mdash;but Helen did not venture
+to tell him of her interposition. She
+knew instinctively how such officiousness
+would mortify and offend
+the pride of man&mdash;but she never
+again spoke harshly of poor Burley.
+Leonard supposed that he should
+either see or hear of the humourist
+in the course of the day. Finding
+he did not, he went in search of
+him at his old haunts; but no trace.
+He inquired at the <cite>Beehive</cite> if they
+knew there of his new address, but no
+tidings of Burley could be obtained.</p>
+
+<p>As he came home disappointed
+and anxious, for he felt uneasy as
+to the disappearance of his wild
+friend, Mrs Smedley met him at the
+door.</p>
+
+<p>"Please, sir, suit yourself with
+another lodging," said she. "I can
+have no such singings and shoutings
+going on at night in my house. And
+that poor little girl, too!&mdash;you should
+be ashamed of yourself."</p>
+
+<p>Leonard frowned, and passed by.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_288" id="Page_288">[288]</a></span></p>
+
+
+<h4>CHAPTER XI.</h4>
+
+<p>Meanwhile, on leaving Helen, Burley
+strode on; and, as if by some better
+instinct, for he was unconscious of his
+own steps, he took the way towards
+the still green haunts of his youth.
+When he paused at length, he was
+already before the door of a rural
+cottage, standing alone in the midst
+of fields, with a little farm-yard at
+the back; and far through the trees
+in front was caught a glimpse of the
+winding Brent.</p>
+
+<p>With this cottage Burley was familiar;
+it was inhabited by a good old
+couple who had known him from a
+boy. There he habitually left his
+rods and fishing-tackle; there, for
+intervals in his turbid riotous life, he
+had sojourned for two or three days
+together&mdash;fancying the first day
+that the country was a heaven, and
+convinced before the third that it was
+a purgatory.</p>
+
+<p>An old woman, of neat and tidy
+exterior, came forth to greet him.</p>
+
+<p>"Ah, Master John," said she clasping
+his nerveless hand&mdash;"well, the
+fields be pleasant now&mdash;I hope you
+are come to stay a bit? Do; it will
+freshen you: you lose all the fine
+colour you had once, in Lunnon
+town."</p>
+
+<p>"I will stay with you, my kind
+friend," said Burley with unusual
+meekness&mdash;"I can have the old room,
+then?"</p>
+
+<p>"Oh yes, come and look at it. I
+never let it now to any one but you&mdash;never
+have let it since the dear
+beautiful lady with the angel's face
+went away. Poor thing, what could
+have become of her?"</p>
+
+<p>Thus speaking, while Burley listened
+not, the old woman drew him
+within the cottage, and led him up
+the stairs into a room that might
+have well become a better house, for
+it was furnished with taste, and even
+elegance. A small cabinet pianoforte
+stood opposite the fireplace, and the
+window looked upon pleasant meads
+and tangled hedgerows, and the narrow
+windings of the blue rivulet.
+Burley sank down exhausted, and
+gazed wistfully from the casement.</p>
+
+<p>"You have not breakfasted?" said
+the hostess anxiously.</p>
+
+<p>"No."</p>
+
+<p>"Well, the eggs are fresh laid, and
+you would like a rasher of bacon, Master
+John? And if you <em>will</em> have brandy
+in your tea, I have some that you left
+long ago in your own bottle."</p>
+
+<p>Burley shook his head. "No
+brandy, Mrs Goodyer; only fresh
+milk. I will see whether I can yet
+coax Nature."</p>
+
+<p>Mrs Goodyer did not know what
+was meant by coaxing Nature, but
+she said, "Pray do, Master John,"
+and vanished.</p>
+
+<p>That day Burley went out with his
+rod, and he fished hard for the one-eyed
+perch: but in vain. Then he
+roved along the stream with his
+hands in his pockets, whistling. He
+returned to the cottage at sunset,
+partook of the fare provided for him,
+abstained from the brandy, and felt
+dreadfully low. He called for pen,
+ink, and paper, and sought to write,
+but could not achieve two lines. He
+summoned Mrs Goodyer, "Tell your
+husband to come and sit and talk."</p>
+
+<p>Up came old Jacob Goodyer, and
+the great wit bade him tell him all
+the news of the village. Jacob
+obeyed willingly, and Burley at last
+fell asleep. The next day it was
+much the same, only at dinner he had
+up the brandy bottle, and finished it;
+and he did <em>not</em> have up Jacob, but
+he contrived to write.</p>
+
+<p>The third day it rained incessantly.
+"Have you no books, Mrs Goodyer?"
+asked poor John Burley.</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, yes, some that the dear lady
+left behind her; and perhaps you
+would like to look at some papers in
+her own writing?"</p>
+
+<p>"No, not the papers&mdash;all women
+scribble, and all scribble the same
+things. Get me the books."</p>
+
+<p>The books were brought up&mdash;poetry
+and essays&mdash;John knew them by
+heart. He looked out on the rain,
+and at evening the rain had ceased.
+He rushed to his hat and fled.</p>
+
+<p>"Nature, Nature!" he exclaimed
+when he was out in the air and hurrying
+by the dripping hedgerows,
+"you are not to be coaxed by me!
+I have jilted you shamefully, I own
+it; you are a female and unforgiving.<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_289" id="Page_289">[289]</a></span>
+I don't complain. You may
+be very pretty, but you are the stupidest
+and most tiresome companion
+that ever I met with. Thank heaven,
+I am not married to you!"</p>
+
+<p>Thus John Burley made his way
+into town, and paused at the first
+public house. Out of that house he
+came with a jovial air, and on he
+strode towards the heart of London.
+Now he is in Leicester Square, and
+he gazes on the foreigners who stalk
+that region, and hums a tune; and
+now from yonder alley two forms
+emerge, and dog his careless footsteps;
+now through the maze of passages
+towards St Martin's he threads his
+path, and, anticipating an orgy as he
+nears his favourite haunts, jingles the
+silver in his pockets; and now the
+two forms are at his heels.</p>
+
+<p>"Hail to thee, O Freedom!" muttered
+John Burley, "thy dwelling is
+in cities, and thy palace is the
+tavern."</p>
+
+<p>"In the king's name," quoth a
+gruff voice; and John Burley feels
+the horrid and familiar tap on the
+shoulder.</p>
+
+<p>The two bailiffs who dogged have
+seized their prey.</p>
+
+<p>"At whose suit?" asked John
+Burley falteringly.</p>
+
+<p>"Mr Cox, the wine-merchant."</p>
+
+<p>"Cox! A man to whom I gave a
+cheque on my bankers, not three
+months ago!"</p>
+
+<p>"But it warn't cashed."</p>
+
+<p>"What does that signify?&mdash;the
+intention was the same. A good
+heart takes the will for the deed.
+Cox is a monster of ingratitude; and
+I withdraw my custom."</p>
+
+<p>"Sarve him right. Would your
+honour like a jarvey?"</p>
+
+<p>"I would rather spend the money
+on something else," said John Burley.
+"Give me your arm, I am not proud.
+After all, thank heaven, I shall not
+sleep in the country."</p>
+
+<p>And John Burley made a night of
+it in the Fleet.</p>
+
+
+<h4>CHAPTER XII.</h4>
+
+<p>Miss Starke was one of those ladies
+who pass their lives in the direst of
+all civil strife&mdash;war with their servants.
+She looked upon the members
+of that class as the unrelenting
+and sleepless enemies of the unfortunate
+householders condemned to
+employ them. She thought they ate
+and drank to their villanous utmost,
+in order to ruin their benefactors&mdash;that
+they lived in one constant
+conspiracy with one another and the
+tradesmen, the object of which was
+to cheat and pilfer. Miss Starke
+was a miserable woman. As she
+had no relations or friends who
+cared enough for her to share her
+solitary struggle against her domestic
+foes; and her income, though easy,
+was an annuity that died with herself,
+thereby reducing various nephews,
+nieces, or cousins, to the strict bounds
+of a natural affection&mdash;that did not
+exist; and as she felt the want of
+some friendly face amidst this world
+of distrust and hate, so she had tried
+the resource of venal companions.
+But the venal companions had never
+staid long&mdash;either they disliked Miss
+Starke, or Miss Starke disliked them.
+Therefore the poor woman had resolved
+upon bringing up some little
+girl whose heart, as she said to herself,
+would be fresh and uncorrupted,
+and from whom she might expect
+gratitude. She had been contented,
+on the whole, with Helen, and had
+meant to keep that child in her house
+as long as she (Miss Starke) remained
+upon the earth&mdash;perhaps some thirty
+years longer; and then, having carefully
+secluded her from marriage, and
+other friendship, to leave her nothing
+but the regret of having lost so kind
+a benefactress. Agreeably with this
+notion, and in order to secure the
+affections of the child, Miss Starke
+had relaxed the frigid austerity natural
+to her manner and mode of
+thought, and been kind to Helen in
+an iron way. She had neither slapped
+nor pinched her, neither had she
+starved. She had allowed her to
+see Leonard, according to the agreement
+made with Dr Morgan, and had
+laid out tenpence on cakes, besides
+contributing fruit from her garden for
+the first interview&mdash;a hospitality she
+did not think it fit to renew on subsequent
+occasions. In return for this,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_290" id="Page_290">[290]</a></span>
+she conceived she had purchased the
+right to Helen bodily and spiritually,
+and nothing could exceed her indignation
+when she rose one morning
+and found the child had gone. As it
+never had occurred to her to ask
+Leonard's address, though she suspected
+Helen had gone to him, she
+was at a loss what to do, and remained
+for twenty-four hours in a
+state of inane depression. But then
+she began to miss the child so much
+that her energies woke, and she persuaded
+herself that she was actuated
+by the purest benevolence in trying
+to reclaim this poor creature from the
+world into which Helen had thus
+rashly plunged.</p>
+
+<p>Accordingly, she put an advertisement
+into the <cite>Times</cite>, to the following
+effect, liberally imitated from
+one by which, in former years, she had
+recovered a favourite Blenheim.</p>
+
+<blockquote>
+
+<p class="center">TWO GUINEAS REWARD.</p>
+
+<p>Strayed, from Ivy Cottage, Highgate,
+a Little Girl, answers to the
+name of Helen; with blue eyes and
+brown hair; white muslin frock, and
+straw hat with blue ribbons. Whoever
+will bring the same to Ivy Cottage, shall
+receive the above Reward.</p>
+
+<p><em>N.B.</em>&mdash;Nothing more will be offered.</p></blockquote>
+
+<p>Now, it so happened that Mrs
+Smedley had put an advertisement in
+the <cite>Times</cite> on her own account, relative
+to a niece of hers who was coming
+from the country, and for whom she
+desired to find a situation. So, contrary
+to her usual habit, she sent for
+the newspaper, and, close by her
+own advertisement, she saw Miss
+Starke's.</p>
+
+<p>It was impossible that she could
+mistake the description of Helen;
+and, as this advertisement caught her
+eye the very day after the whole
+house had been disturbed and scandalised
+by Burley's noisy visit, and
+on which she had resolved to get rid
+of a lodger who received such visitors,
+the goodhearted woman was delighted
+to think that she could restore Helen
+to some safe home. While thus
+thinking, Helen herself entered the
+kitchen where Mrs Smedley sate,
+and the landlady had the imprudence
+to point out the advertisement, and
+talk, as she called it, "seriously" to
+the little girl.</p>
+
+<p>Helen in vain and with tears entreated
+her to take no step in reply to the
+advertisement. Mrs Smedley felt it
+was an affair of duty, and was obdurate,
+and shortly afterwards put on her
+bonnet and left the house. Helen conjectured
+that she was on her way to
+Miss Starke's, and her whole soul was
+bent on flight. Leonard had gone to
+the office of the <cite>Beehive</cite> with his MSS.;
+but she packed up all their joint
+effects, and, just as she had done so, he
+returned. She communicated the
+news of the advertisement, and said
+she should be so miserable if compelled
+to go back to Miss Starke's,
+and implored him so pathetically to
+save her from such sorrow that he at
+once assented to her proposal of flight.
+Luckily, little was owing to the landlady&mdash;that
+little was left with the
+maid-servant; and, profiting by Mrs
+Smedley's absence, they escaped
+without scene or conflict. Their
+effects were taken by Leonard to a
+stand of hackney vehicles, and then
+left at a coach-office, while they went
+in search of lodgings. It was wise to
+choose an entirely new and remote
+district; and before night they were
+settled in an attic in Lambeth.</p>
+
+
+<h4>CHAPTER XIII.</h4>
+
+<p>As the reader will expect, no
+trace of Burley could Leonard find:
+the humourist had ceased to communicate
+with the <cite>Beehive</cite>. But Leonard
+grieved for Burley's sake; and
+indeed, he missed the intercourse of
+the large wrong mind. But he settled
+down by degrees to the simple loving
+society of his child companion, and in
+that presence grew more tranquil.
+The hours in the daytime that he did
+not pass at work he spent as before,
+picking up knowledge at bookstalls;
+and at dusk he and Helen would
+stroll out&mdash;sometimes striving to
+escape from the long suburb into
+fresh rural air; more often wandering
+to and fro the bridge that led
+to glorious Westminster&mdash;London's
+classic land&mdash;and watching the vague<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_291" id="Page_291">[291]</a></span>
+lamps reflected on the river. This
+haunt suited the musing melancholy
+boy. He would stand long and with
+wistful silence by the balustrade&mdash;seating
+Helen thereon, that she too
+might look along the dark mournful
+waters which, dark though they be,
+still have their charm of mysterious
+repose.</p>
+
+<p>As the river flowed between the
+world of roofs, and the roar of human
+passions on either side, so in those
+two hearts flowed Thought&mdash;and all
+they knew of London was its shadow.</p>
+
+
+<h4>CHAPTER XIV.</h4>
+
+<p>There appeared in the <cite>Beehive</cite> certain
+very truculent political papers&mdash;papers
+very like the tracts in the
+Tinker's bag. Leonard did not heed
+them much, but they made far more
+sensation in the public that read the
+<cite>Beehive</cite> than Leonard's papers, full
+of rare promise though the last were.
+They greatly increased the sale of the
+periodical in the manufacturing towns,
+and began to awake the drowsy vigilance
+of the Home Office. Suddenly
+a descent was made upon the <cite>Beehive</cite>,
+and all its papers and plant.
+The editor saw himself threatened
+with a criminal prosecution, and the
+certainty of two years' imprisonment:
+he did not like the prospect, and disappeared.
+One evening, when Leonard,
+unconscious of these mischances,
+arrived at the door of the office, he
+found it closed. An agitated mob was
+before it, and a voice that was not
+new to his ear was haranguing the
+bystanders, with many imprecations
+against "tyrans." He looked, and,
+to his amaze, recognised in the orator
+Mr Sprott the Tinker.</p>
+
+<p>The police came in numbers to disperse
+the crowd, and Mr Sprott
+prudently vanished. Leonard learned
+then what had befallen, and again
+saw himself without employment
+and the means of bread.</p>
+
+<p>Slowly he walked back. "O,
+knowledge, knowledge!&mdash;powerless
+indeed!" he murmured.</p>
+
+<p>As he thus spoke, a handbill in
+large capitals met his eyes on a dead
+wall&mdash;"Wanted, a few smart young
+men for India."</p>
+
+<p>A crimp accosted him&mdash;"You
+would make a fine soldier, my man.
+You have stout limbs of your own."
+Leonard moved on.</p>
+
+<p>"It has come back, then, to this.
+Brute physical force after all! O
+Mind, despair! O Peasant, be a
+machine again."</p>
+
+<p>He entered his attic noiselessly,
+and gazed upon Helen as she sate at
+work, straining her eyes by the open
+window&mdash;with tender and deep compassion.
+She had not heard him
+enter, nor was she aware of his presence.
+Patient and still she sate,
+and the small fingers plied busily.
+He gazed, and saw that her cheek
+was pale and hollow, and the hands
+looked so thin! His heart was deeply
+touched, and at that moment he had
+not one memory of the baffled Poet,
+one thought that proclaimed the
+Egotist.</p>
+
+<p>He approached her gently, laid his
+hand on her shoulder&mdash;"Helen, put
+on your shawl and bonnet, and walk
+out&mdash;I have much to say."</p>
+
+<p>In a few moments she was ready,
+and they took their way to their
+favourite haunt upon the bridge.
+Pausing in one of the recesses or
+nooks, Leonard then began,&mdash;"Helen,
+we must part."</p>
+
+<p>"Part?&mdash;Oh, brother!"</p>
+
+<p>"Listen. All work that depends
+on mind is over for me; nothing remains
+but the labour of thews and
+sinews. I cannot go back to my village
+and say to all, 'My hopes were
+self-conceit, and my intellect a delusion!'
+I cannot. Neither in this sordid
+city can I turn menial or porter.
+I might be born to that drudgery,
+but my mind has, it may be unhappily,
+raised me above my birth. What,
+then, shall I do? I know not yet&mdash;serve
+as a soldier, or push my way
+to some wilderness afar, as an emigrant,
+perhaps. But whatever my
+choice, I must henceforth be alone;
+I have a home no more. But there
+is a home for you, Helen, a very
+humble one, (for you, too, so well
+born,) but very safe&mdash;the roof of&mdash;of&mdash;my
+peasant mother. She will love
+you for my sake, and&mdash;and&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>Helen clung to him trembling, and<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_292" id="Page_292">[292]</a></span>
+sobbed out, "Anything, anything
+you will. But I can work; I can
+make money, Leonard. I do, indeed,
+make money&mdash;you do not know how
+much&mdash;but enough for us both till
+better times come to you. Do not let
+us part."</p>
+
+<p>"And I&mdash;a man, and born to
+labour, to be maintained by the work
+of an infant! No, Helen, do not so
+degrade me."</p>
+
+<p>She drew back as she looked on his
+flushed brow, bowed her head submissively,
+and murmured, "Pardon."</p>
+
+<p>"Ah," said Helen, after a pause,
+"if now we could but find my poor
+father's friend! I never so much
+cared for it before."</p>
+
+<p>"Yes, he would surely provide for
+you."</p>
+
+<p>"For <em>me</em>!" repeated Helen, in a
+tone of soft deep reproach, and she
+turned away her head to conceal her
+tears.</p>
+
+<p>"You are sure you would remember
+him, if we met him by chance?"</p>
+
+<p>"Oh yes. He was so different
+from all we see in this terrible city,
+and his eyes were like yonder stars,
+so clear and so bright; yet the light
+seemed to come from afar off, as the
+light does in yours, when your
+thoughts are away from all things
+round you. And then, too, his dog
+whom he called Nero&mdash;I could not
+forget that."</p>
+
+<p>"But his dog may not be always
+with him."</p>
+
+<p>"But the bright clear eyes are!
+Ah, now you look up to heaven,
+and yours seem to dream like his."</p>
+
+<p>Leonard did not answer, for his
+thoughts were indeed less on earth
+than struggling to pierce into that
+remote and mysterious heaven.</p>
+
+<p>Both were silent long; the crowd
+passed them by unheedingly. Night
+deepened over the river, but the reflection
+of the lamplights on its waves
+was more visible than that of the
+stars. The beams showed the darkness
+of the strong current, and the
+craft that lay eastward on the tide,
+with sail-less spectral masts and black
+dismal hulks, looked deathlike in their
+stillness.</p>
+
+<p>Leonard looked down, and the
+thought of Chatterton's grim suicide
+came back to his soul, and a pale
+scornful face with luminous haunting
+eyes seemed to look up from the stream,
+and murmur from livid lips,&mdash;"Struggle
+no more against the tides
+on the surface&mdash;all is calm and rest
+within the deep."</p>
+
+<p>Starting in terror from the gloom
+of his reverie, the boy began to talk
+fast to Helen, and tried to soothe her
+with descriptions of the lowly home
+which he had offered.</p>
+
+<p>He spoke of the light cares which
+she would participate with his
+mother&mdash;for by that name he still
+called the widow&mdash;and dwelt, with
+an eloquence that the contrast round
+him made sincere and strong, on
+the happy rural life, the shadowy
+woodlands, the rippling cornfields,
+the solemn lone church-spire soaring
+from the tranquil landscape. Flatteringly
+he painted the flowery terraces
+of the Italian exile, and the playful
+fountain that, even as he spoke, was
+flinging up its spray to the stars,
+through serene air untroubled by the
+smoke of cities, and untainted by the
+sinful sighs of men. He promised her
+the love and protection of natures
+akin to the happy scene: the simple
+affectionate mother&mdash;the gentle pastor&mdash;the
+exile wise and kind&mdash;Violante,
+with dark eyes full of the
+mystic thoughts that solitude calls
+from childhood,&mdash;Violante should be
+her companion.</p>
+
+<p>"And oh!" cried Helen, "if life
+be thus happy there, return with me,
+return&mdash;return!"</p>
+
+<p>"Alas!" murmured the boy, "if
+the hammer once strike the spark
+from the anvil, the spark must fly
+upward; it cannot fall back to earth
+until light has left it. Upward still,
+Helen&mdash;let me go upward still!"</p>
+
+
+<h4>CHAPTER XV.</h4>
+
+<p>The next morning Helen was very
+ill&mdash;so ill that, shortly after rising,
+she was forced to creep back to bed.
+Her frame shivered&mdash;her eyes were
+heavy&mdash;her hand burned like fire.
+Fever had set in. Perhaps she might
+have caught cold on the bridge&mdash;perhaps
+her emotions had proved too<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_293" id="Page_293">[293]</a></span>
+much for her frame. Leonard, in
+great alarm, called on the nearest
+apothecary. The apothecary looked
+grave, and said there was danger.
+And danger soon declared itself&mdash;Helen
+became delirious. For several
+days she lay in this state, between
+life and death. Leonard then felt
+that all the sorrows of earth are
+light, compared with the fear of
+losing what we love. How valueless
+the envied laurel seemed beside the
+dying rose.</p>
+
+<p>Thanks, perhaps, more to his heed
+and tending than to medical skill, she
+recovered sense at last&mdash;immediate
+peril was over. But she was very
+weak and reduced&mdash;her ultimate recovery
+doubtful&mdash;convalescence, at
+best, likely to be very slow.</p>
+
+<p>But when she learned how long she
+had been thus ill, she looked anxiously
+at Leonard's face as he bent over
+her, and faltered forth&mdash;"Give me my
+work; I am strong enough for that
+now&mdash;it would amuse me."</p>
+
+<p>Leonard burst into tears.</p>
+
+<p>Alas! he had no work himself; all
+their joint money had melted away;
+the apothecary was not like good Dr
+Morgan: the medicines were to be
+paid for, and the rent. Two days
+before, Leonard had pawned Riccabocca's
+watch; and when the last
+shilling thus raised was gone, how
+should he support Helen? Nevertheless
+he conquered his tears, and assured
+her that he had employment; and
+that so earnestly that she believed
+him, and sank into soft sleep. He
+listened to her breathing, kissed her
+forehead, and left the room. He
+turned into his own neigbouring
+garret, and, leaning his face on his
+hands, collected all his thoughts.</p>
+
+<p>He must be a beggar at last. He
+must write to Mr Dale for money&mdash;Mr
+Dale, too, who knew the secret
+of his birth. He would rather have
+begged of a stranger&mdash;it seemed to
+add a new dishonour to his mother's
+memory for the child to beg of one
+who was acquainted with her shame.
+Had he himself been the only one to want
+and to starve, he would have sunk inch
+by inch into the grave of famine, before
+he would have so subdued his pride.
+But Helen, there on that bed&mdash;Helen
+needing, for weeks perhaps, all support,
+and illness making luxuries
+themselves like necessaries! Beg he
+must. And when he so resolved, had
+you but seen the proud bitter soul he
+conquered, you would have said&mdash;"This
+which he thinks is degradation&mdash;this
+is heroism. Oh strange human
+heart!&mdash;no epic ever written achieves
+the Sublime and the Beautiful which
+are graven, unread by human eye,
+in thy secret leaves." Of whom else
+should he beg? His mother had nothing,
+Riccabocca was poor, and the
+stately Violante, who had exclaimed,
+"Would that I were a man!"&mdash;he
+could not endure the thought that she
+should pity him, and despise. The
+Avenels! No&mdash;thrice No. He drew
+towards him hastily ink and paper,
+and wrote rapid lines, that were
+wrung from him as from the bleeding
+strings of life.</p>
+
+<p>But the hour for the post had
+passed&mdash;the letter must wait till the
+next day; and three days at least
+would elapse before he could receive
+an answer. He left the letter on the
+table, and, stifling as for air, went
+forth. He crossed the bridge&mdash;he
+passed on mechanically&mdash;and was
+borne along by a crowd pressing
+towards the doors of Parliament.
+A debate that excited popular interest
+was fixed for that evening, and many
+bystanders collected in the street to
+see the members pass to and fro,
+or hear what speakers had yet risen to
+take part in the debate, or try to get
+orders for the gallery.</p>
+
+<p>He halted amidst these loiterers, with
+no interest, indeed, in common with
+them, but looking over their heads
+abstractedly towards the tall Funeral
+Abbey&mdash;Imperial Golgotha of Poets,
+and Chiefs, and Kings.</p>
+
+<p>Suddenly his attention was diverted
+to those around by the sound of a
+name&mdash;displeasingly known to him.
+"How are you, Randal Leslie?
+coming to hear the debate?" said a
+member who was passing through
+the street.</p>
+
+<p>"Yes; Mr Egerton promised to get
+me under the gallery. He is to speak
+himself to-night, and I have never
+heard him. As you are going into
+the House, will you remind him?"</p>
+
+<p>"I can't now, for he is speaking
+already&mdash;and well too. I hurried from
+the Athenæum, where I was dining,
+on purpose to be in time, as I heard<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_294" id="Page_294">[294]</a></span>
+that his speech was making a great
+effect."</p>
+
+<p>"This is very unlucky," said Randal.
+"I had no idea he would speak
+so early."</p>
+
+<p>"M&mdash;&mdash; brought him up by a direct
+personal attack. But follow me; perhaps
+I can get you into the House;
+and a man like you, Leslie, of whom
+we expect great things some day, I
+can tell you, should not miss any
+such opportunity of knowing what
+this House of ours is on a field night.
+Come on!"</p>
+
+<p>The member hurried towards the
+door; and as Randal followed him, a
+bystander cried&mdash;"That is the young
+man who wrote the famous pamphlet&mdash;Egerton's
+relation."</p>
+
+<p>"Oh, indeed!" said another.
+"Clever man, Egerton&mdash;I am waiting
+for him."</p>
+
+<p>"So am I."</p>
+
+<p>"Why, you are not a constituent,
+as I am."</p>
+
+<p>"No; but he has been very kind to
+my nephew, and I must thank him.
+You are a constituent&mdash;he is an
+honour to your town."</p>
+
+<p>"So he is: Enlightened man!"</p>
+
+<p>"And so generous!"</p>
+
+<p>"Brings forward really good measures,"
+quoth the politician.</p>
+
+<p>"And clever young men," said the
+uncle.</p>
+
+<p>Therewith one or two others joined
+in the praise of Audley Egerton, and
+many anecdotes of his liberality were
+told.</p>
+
+<p>Leonard listened at first listlessly,
+at last with thoughtful attention. He
+had heard Burley, too, speak highly
+of this generous statesman, who,
+without pretending to genius himself,
+appreciated it in others. He suddenly
+remembered, too, that Egerton was
+half-brother to the Squire. Vague
+notions of some appeal to this eminent
+person, not for charity, but employ
+to his mind, gleamed across him&mdash;inexperienced
+boy that he yet was! And,
+while thus meditating, the door of the
+House opened, and out came Audley
+Egerton himself. A partial cheering,
+followed by a general murmur, apprised
+Leonard of the presence of the
+popular statesman. Egerton was
+caught hold of by some five or six
+persons in succession; a shake of the
+hand, a nod, a brief whispered word
+or two, sufficed the practised member
+for graceful escape; and soon, free
+from the crowd, his tall erect figure
+passed on, and turned towards the
+bridge. He paused at the angle and
+took out his watch, looking at it by
+the lamp-light.</p>
+
+<p>"Harley will be here soon," he
+muttered&mdash;"he is always punctual;
+and now that I have spoken, I can
+give him an hour or so. That is well."</p>
+
+<p>As he replaced his watch in his
+pocket, and re-buttoned his coat over
+his firm broad chest, he lifted his eyes,
+and saw a young man standing before
+him.</p>
+
+<p>"Do you want me?" asked the
+statesman, with the direct brevity of
+his practical character.</p>
+
+<p>"Mr Egerton," said the young
+man, with a voice that slightly trembled,
+and yet was manly amidst
+emotion, "you have a great name,
+and great power&mdash;I stand here in
+these streets of London without a
+friend, and without employ. I believe
+that I have it in me to do some
+nobler work than that of bodily labour,
+had I but one friend&mdash;one opening for
+my thoughts. And now I have said
+this, I scarcely know how, or why,
+but from despair, and the sudden impulse
+which that despair took from the
+praise that follows your success, I
+have nothing more to add."</p>
+
+<p>Audley Egerton was silent for a moment,
+struck by the tone and address
+of the stranger; but the consummate
+and wary man of the world, accustomed
+to all manner of strange applications,
+and all varieties of imposture,
+quickly recovered from a passing
+and slight effect.</p>
+
+<p>"Are you a native of &mdash;&mdash;?" (naming
+the town he represented as member.)</p>
+
+<p>"No, sir."</p>
+
+<p>"Well, young man, I am very
+sorry for you; but the good sense you
+must possess (for I judge of that by the
+education you have evidently received)
+must tell you that a public man,
+whatever be his patronage, has it too
+fully absorbed by claimants who have
+a right to demand it, to be able to
+listen to strangers."</p>
+
+<p>He paused a moment, and, as
+Leonard stood silent, added, with
+more kindness than most public men
+so accosted would have showed&mdash;</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_295" id="Page_295">[295]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>"You say you are friendless&mdash;poor
+fellow. In early life that happens to
+many of us, who find friends enough
+before the close. Be honest, and
+well-conducted; lean on yourself, not
+on strangers; work with the body if
+you can't with the mind; and, believe
+me, that advice is all I can give you,
+unless this trifle,"&mdash;and the minister
+held out a crown piece.</p>
+
+<p>Leonard bowed, shook his head
+sadly, and walked away. Egerton
+looked after him with a slight
+pang.</p>
+
+<p>"Pooh!" said he to himself, "there
+must be thousands in the same state
+in these streets of London. I cannot
+redress the necessities of civilisation.
+Well educated! It is not from ignorance
+henceforth that society will suffer&mdash;it
+is from over-educating the
+hungry thousands who, thus unfitted
+for manual toil, and with no career
+for mental, will some day or other
+stand like that boy in our streets,
+and puzzle wiser ministers than I
+am."</p>
+
+<p>As Egerton thus mused, and passed
+on to the bridge, a bugle-horn rang
+merrily from the box of a gay four-in-hand.
+A drag-coach with superb
+blood-horses rattled over the causeway,
+and in the driver Egerton recognised
+his nephew&mdash;Frank Hazeldean.</p>
+
+<p>The young Guardsman was returning,
+with a lively party of men, from
+dining at Greenwich; and the careless
+laughter of these children of pleasure
+floated far over the still river.</p>
+
+<p>It vexed the ear of the careworn
+statesman&mdash;sad, perhaps, with all his
+greatness, lonely amidst all his crowd
+of friends. It reminded him, perhaps,
+of his own youth, when such parties
+and companionships were familiar to
+him, though through them all he bore
+an ambitious aspiring soul&mdash;"<i lang="fr" xml:lang="fr">Le jeu,
+vaut-il la chandelle?</i>" said he, shrugging
+his shoulders.</p>
+
+<p>The coach rolled rapidly past Leonard,
+as he stood leaning against the
+corner of the bridge, and the mire of
+the kennel splashed over him from the
+hoofs of the fiery horses. The laughter
+smote on his ear more discordantly
+than on the minister's, but it begot no
+envy.</p>
+
+<p>"Life is a dark riddle," said he,
+smiting his breast.</p>
+
+<p>And he walked slowly on, gained
+the recess where he had stood several
+nights before with Helen; and dizzy
+with want of food, and worn out for
+want of sleep, he sank down into
+the dark corner; while the river that
+rolled under the arch of stone muttered
+dirge-like in his ear;&mdash;as under
+the social key-stone wails and rolls
+on for ever the mystery of Human
+Discontent. Take comfort, O Thinker
+by the stream! 'Tis the river that
+founded and gave pomp to the city;
+and without the discontent, where
+were progress&mdash;what were Man?
+Take comfort, O <span class="smcap">Thinker</span>! where ever
+the stream over which thou
+bendest, or beside which thou sinkest,
+weary and desolate, frets the arch
+that supports thee;&mdash;never dream
+that, by destroying the bridge, thou
+canst silence the moan of the wave!</p>
+
+<hr class="chap" />
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_296" id="Page_296">[296]</a></span></p>
+
+
+
+
+<h2>DISFRANCHISEMENT OF THE BOROUGHS.</h2>
+
+<h3>TO WALTER BINKIE, ESQ., PROVOST OF DREEPDAILY.</h3>
+
+
+<p><span class="smcap">My dear Provost</span>,&mdash;In the course
+of your communings with nature on
+the uplands of Dreepdaily, you must
+doubtless have observed that the
+advent of a storm is usually preceded
+by the appearance of a flight of seamaws,
+who, by their discordant
+screams, give notice of the approaching
+change of weather. For some
+time past it has been the opinion of
+those who are in the habit of watching
+the political horizon, that we
+should do well to prepare ourselves
+for a squall, and already the premonitory
+symptoms are distinctly audible.
+The Liberal press, headed by the
+<cite>Times</cite>, is clamorous for some sweeping
+change in the method of Parliamentary
+representation; and Lord
+John Russell, as you are well aware,
+proposes in the course of next Session
+to take up the subject. This is no
+mere <i lang="la" xml:lang="la">brutum fulmen</i>, or dodge to
+secure a little temporary popularity&mdash;it
+is a distinct party move for a
+very intelligible purpose; and is
+fraught, I think, with much danger
+and injustice to many of the constituencies
+which are now intrusted with
+the right of franchise. As you, my
+dear Provost, are a Liberal both by
+principle and profession, and moreover
+chief magistrate of a very old
+Scottish burgh, your opinion upon
+this matter must have great weight
+in determining the judgment of others;
+and, therefore, you will not, I trust,
+consider it too great a liberty, if, at
+this dull season of the year, I call
+your attention to one or two points
+which appear well worthy of consideration.</p>
+
+<p>In the first place, I think you will
+admit that extensive organic changes
+in the Constitution ought never to be
+attempted except in cases of strong
+necessity. The real interests of the
+country are never promoted by internal
+political agitation, which unsettles
+men's minds, is injurious to regular
+industry, and too often leaves behind
+it the seeds of jealousy and discord
+between different classes of the community,
+ready on some future occasion
+to burst into noxious existence.
+You would not, I think, wish to see
+annually renewed that sort of strife
+which characterised the era of the
+Reform Bill. I venture to pass no
+opinion whatever on the abstract
+merits of that measure. I accept it
+as a fact, just as I accept other changes
+in the Constitution of this country
+which took place before I was born;
+and I hope I shall ever comport myself
+as a loyal and independent
+elector. But I am sure you have far
+too lively a recollection of the ferment
+which that event created, to wish to
+see it renewed, without at least some
+urgent cause. You were consistently
+anxious for the suppression of rotten
+boroughs, and for the enlargement of
+the constituency upon a broad and
+popular basis; and you considered
+that the advantages to be gained by
+the adoption of the new system, justified
+the social risks which were incurred
+in the endeavour to supersede
+the old one. I do not say that you
+were wrong in this. The agitation
+for Parliamentary Reform had been
+going on for a great number of years;
+the voice of the majority of the country
+was undeniably in your favour,
+and you finally carried your point.
+Still, in consequence of that struggle,
+years elapsed before the heart-burnings
+and jealousies which were occasioned
+by it were allayed. Even now
+it is not uncommon to hear the reminiscences
+of the Reform Bill appealed
+to on the hustings by candidates who
+have little else to say for themselves
+by way of personal recommendation.
+A most ludicrous instance of this
+occurred very lately in the case of a
+young gentleman, who, being desirous
+of Parliamentary honours, actually
+requested the support of the electors
+on the ground that his father or grandfather&mdash;I
+forget which&mdash;had voted for
+the Reform Bill; a ceremony which
+he could not very well have performed
+in his own person, as at that time
+he had not been released from the
+bondage of swaddling-clothes! I
+need hardly add that he was rejected;<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_297" id="Page_297">[297]</a></span>
+but the anecdote is curious and instructive.</p>
+
+<p>In a country such as this, changes
+must be looked for in the course of
+years. One system dies out, or becomes
+unpopular, and is replaced by
+a new one. But I cannot charge my
+memory with any historical instance
+where a great change was attempted
+without some powerful or cogent
+reason. Still less can I recollect any
+great change being proposed, unless a
+large and powerful section of the
+community had unequivocally declared
+in its favour. The reason of this is
+quite obvious. The middle classes of
+Great Britain, however liberal they
+may be in their sentiments, have a
+just horror of revolutions. They
+know very well that organic changes
+are never effected without enormous
+loss and individual deprivation, and
+they will not move unless they are
+assured that the value of the object to
+be gained is commensurate with the
+extent of the sacrifice. In defence of
+their liberties, when these are attacked,
+the British people are ever
+ready to stand forward; but I mistake
+them much, if they will at any
+time allow themselves to be made the
+tools of a faction. The attempt to
+get up organic changes for the sole
+purpose of perpetuating the existence
+of a particular Ministry, or of maintaining
+the supremacy of a particular
+party, is a new feature in our history.
+It is an experiment which the nation
+ought not to tolerate for a single
+moment; and which I am satisfied it
+will not tolerate, when the schemes
+of its authors are laid bare.</p>
+
+<p>I believe, Provost, I am right in
+assuming that there has been no decided
+movement in favour of a New
+Parliamentary Reform Bill, either in
+Dreepdaily or in any of the other
+burghs with which you are connected.
+The electors are well satisfied with
+the operation of the ten-pound clause,
+which excludes from the franchise no
+man of decent ability and industry,
+whilst it secures property from those
+direct inroads which would be the
+inevitable result of a system of universal
+suffrage. Also, I suppose, you
+are reasonably indifferent on the subjects
+of Vote by Ballot and Triennial
+Parliaments, and that you view the
+idea of annual ones with undisguised
+reprobation. Difference of opinion
+undoubtedly may exist on some of
+these points: an eight-pound qualification
+may have its advocates, and
+the right of secret voting may be convenient
+for members of the clique;
+but, on the whole, you are satisfied
+with matters as they are; and, certainly,
+I do not see that you have any
+grievance to complain of. If I were
+a member of the Liberal party, I
+should be very sorry to see any
+change of the representation made in
+Scotland. Just observe how the
+matter stands. At the commencement
+of the present year the whole
+representation of the Scottish burghs
+was in the hands of the Liberal party.
+Since then, it is true, Falkirk has
+changed sides; but you are still remarkably
+well off; and I think that
+out of thirty county members, eighteen
+may be set down as supporters of the
+Free-trade policy. Remember, I do
+not guarantee the continuance of
+these proportions: I wish you simply
+to observe how you stand at present,
+under the working of your own Reform
+Bill; and really it appears to me
+that nothing could be more satisfactory.
+The Liberal who wishes to
+have more men of his own kidney
+from Scotland must indeed be an unconscionable
+glutton; and if, in the
+face of these facts, he asks for a reform
+in the representation, I cannot
+set him down as other than a consummate
+ass. He must needs admit
+that the system has worked well.
+Scotland sends to the support of the
+Whig Ministry, and the maintenance
+of progressive opinions, a brilliant
+phalanx of senators; amongst whom
+we point, with justifiable pride, to
+the distinguished names of Anderson,
+Bouverie, Ewart, Hume, Smith,
+M'Taggart, and M'Gregor. Are
+these gentlemen not liberal enough
+for the wants of the present age?
+Why, unless I am most egregiously
+mistaken&mdash;and not I only, but the
+whole of the Liberal press in Scotland&mdash;they
+are generally regarded as
+decidedly ahead even of my Lord John
+Russell. Why, then, should your
+representation be reformed, while it
+bears such admirable fruit? With
+such a growth of golden pippins on
+its boughs, would it not be madness
+to cut down the tree, on the mere<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_298" id="Page_298">[298]</a></span>
+chance of another arising from the
+stump, more especially when you
+cannot hope to gather from it a more
+abundant harvest? I am quite sure,
+Provost, that you agree with me in
+this. You have nothing to gain, but
+possibly a good deal to lose, by any
+alteration which may be made; and
+therefore it is, I presume, that in this
+part of the world not the slightest
+wish has been manifested for a radical
+change of the system. That very
+conceited and shallow individual, Sir
+Joshua Walmsley, made not long
+ago a kind of agitating tour through
+Scotland, for the purpose of getting
+up the steam; but except from a few
+unhappy Chartists, whose sentiments
+on the subject of property are identically
+the same with those professed
+by the gentlemen who plundered the
+Glasgow tradesmen's shops in 1848,
+he met with no manner of encouragement.
+The electors laughed in the
+face of this ridiculous caricature of
+Peter the Hermit, and advised him,
+instead of exposing his ignorance in
+the north, to go back to Bolton
+and occupy himself with his own
+affairs.</p>
+
+<p>This much I have said touching
+the necessity or call for a new Reform
+Bill, which is likely enough to
+involve us, for a considerable period
+at least, in unfortunate political strife.
+I have put it to you as a Liberal, but
+at the same time as a man of common
+sense and honesty, whether there are
+any circumstances, under your knowledge,
+which can justify such an
+attempt; and in the absence of these,
+you cannot but admit that such an
+experiment is eminently dangerous
+at the present time, and ought to be
+strongly discountenanced by all men,
+whatever may be their kind of political
+opinions. I speak now without any
+reference whatever to the details. It
+may certainly be possible to discover
+a better system of representation than
+that which at present exists. I never
+regarded Lord John Russell as the
+living incarnation of Minerva, nor
+can I consider any measure originated
+by him as conveying an assurance
+that the highest amount of human
+wisdom has been exhausted in its
+preparation. But what I do say is
+this, that in the absence of anything
+like general demand, and failing the
+allegation of any marked grievance
+to be redressed, no Ministry is entitled
+to propose an extensive or
+organic change in the representation
+of the country; and the men who
+shall venture upon such a step must
+render themselves liable to the imputation
+of being actuated by other
+motives than regard to the public
+welfare.</p>
+
+<p>You will, however, be slow to
+believe that Lord John Russell is
+moving in this matter without some
+special reason. In this you are perfectly
+right. He has a reason, and a
+very cogent one, but not such a reason
+as you, if you are truly a Liberal,
+and not a mere partisan, can accept.
+I presume it is the wish of the Liberal
+party&mdash;at least it used to be their
+watchword&mdash;that public opinion in
+this country is not to be slighted
+or suppressed. With the view of
+giving full effect to that public opinion,
+not of securing the supremacy of this
+or that political alliance, the Reform
+Act was framed; it being the declared
+object and intention of its founders that
+a full, fair, and free representation
+should be secured to the people of
+this country. The property qualification
+was fixed at a low rate; the
+balance of power as between counties
+and boroughs was carefully adjusted;
+and every precaution was taken&mdash;at
+least so we were told at the time&mdash;that
+no one great interest of the State
+should be allowed unduly to predominate
+over another. Many, however,
+were of opinion at the time, and have
+since seen no reason to alter it, that
+the adjustment then made, as between
+counties and boroughs, was by no
+means equitable, and that an undue
+share in the representation was given
+to the latter, more especially in England.
+That, you will observe, was a
+Conservative, not a Liberal objection;
+and it was over-ruled. Well, then,
+did the Representation, as fixed by
+the Reform Bill, fulfil its primary
+condition? You thought so; and so
+did my Lord John Russell, until some
+twelve months ago, when a new light
+dawned upon him. That light has
+since increased in intensity, and he
+now sees his way, clearly enough, to
+a new organic measure. Why is
+this? Simply, my dear Provost,
+because the English boroughs will no<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_299" id="Page_299">[299]</a></span>
+longer support him in his bungling
+legislation, or countenance his unnational
+policy!</p>
+
+<p>Public opinion, as represented
+through the operation of the Reform
+Act, is no longer favourable to Lord
+John Russell. The result of recent
+elections, in places which were formerly
+considered as the strongholds
+of Whiggery, have demonstrated to
+him that the Free-trade policy, to
+which he is irretrievably pledged, has
+become obnoxious to the bulk of the
+electors, and that they will no longer
+accord their support to any Ministry
+which is bent upon depressing British
+labour and sapping the foundations of
+national prosperity. So Lord John
+Russell, finding himself in this position,
+that he must either get rid of public
+opinion or resign his place, sets about
+the concoction of a new Reform Bill,
+by means of which he hopes to swamp
+the present electoral body! This is
+Whig liberty in its pure and original
+form. It implies, of course, that the
+Reform Bill did not give a full, fair,
+and free representation to the country,
+else there can be no excuse for altering
+its provisions. If we really have
+a fair representation; and if, notwithstanding,
+the majority of the electors
+are convinced that Free Trade is not
+for their benefit, it does appear to me
+a most monstrous thing that they are
+to be coerced into receiving it by
+the infusion of a new element into the
+Constitution, or a forcible change in
+the distribution of the electoral power,
+to suit the commercial views which
+are in favour with the Whig party.
+It is, in short, a most circuitous
+method of exercising despotic power;
+and I, for one, having the interests of
+the country at heart, would much
+prefer the institution at once of a pure
+despotism, and submit to be ruled and
+taxed henceforward at the sweet will
+of the scion of the house of Russell.</p>
+
+<p>I do not know what your individual
+sentiments may be on the subject of
+Free Trade; but whether you are for
+it or against it, my argument remains
+the same. It is essentially a question
+for the solution of the electoral body;
+and if the Whigs are right in their
+averment that its operation hitherto
+has been attended with marked success,
+and has even transcended the
+expectation of its promoters, you
+may rely upon it that there is no
+power in the British Empire which can
+overthrow it. No Protectionist ravings
+can damage a system which has
+been productive of real advantage to
+the great bulk of the people. But if,
+on the contrary, it is a bad system, is
+it to be endured that any man or
+body of men shall attempt to perpetuate
+it against the will of the majority
+of the electors, by a change in
+the representation of the country?
+I ask you this as a Liberal. Without
+having any undue diffidence in the
+soundness of your own judgment, I
+presume you do not, like his Holiness
+the Pope, consider yourself infallible,
+or entitled to coerce others who may
+differ from you in opinion. Yet this
+is precisely what Lord John Russell
+is now attempting to do; and I warn
+you and others who are similarly
+situated, to be wise in time, and to
+take care lest, under the operation of
+this new Reform Bill, you are not
+stripped of that political power and
+those political privileges which at
+present you enjoy.</p>
+
+<p>Don't suppose that I am speaking
+rashly or without consideration. All
+I know touching this new Reform
+Bill, is derived from the arguments
+and proposals which have been advanced
+and made by the Liberal press
+in consequence of the late indications
+of public feeling, as manifested by
+the result of recent elections. It is
+rather remarkable that we heard few
+or no proposals for an alteration in
+the electoral system, until it became
+apparent that the voice of the boroughs
+could no longer be depended on for
+the maintenance of the present commercial
+policy. You may recollect
+that the earliest of the victories which
+were achieved by the Protectionists,
+with respect to vacant seats in the
+House of Commons, were treated
+lightly by their opponents as mere
+casualties; but when borough after
+borough deliberately renounced its
+adherence to the cause of the League,
+and, not unfrequently under circumstances
+of very marked significance,
+declared openly in favour of Protection,
+the matter became serious. It
+was <em>then</em>, and then only, that we
+heard the necessity for some new and
+sweeping change in the representation
+of this country broadly asserted; and,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_300" id="Page_300">[300]</a></span>
+singularly enough, the advocates of
+that change do not attempt to disguise
+their motives. They do not
+venture to say that the intelligence of
+the country is not adequately represented
+at present&mdash;what they complain
+of is, that the intelligence of the
+country is becoming every day more
+hostile to their commercial theories.
+In short, they want to get rid of that
+intelligence, and must get rid of it
+speedily, unless their system is to
+crumble to pieces. Such is their aim
+and declared object; and if you entertain
+any doubts on the matter, I
+beg leave to refer you to the recorded
+sentiments of the leading Ministerial
+and Free-trade organ&mdash;the <cite>Times</cite>. It
+is always instructive to notice the
+hints of the Thunderer. The writers
+in that journal are fully alive to the
+nature of the coming crisis. They
+have been long aware of the reaction
+which has taken place throughout the
+country on the subject of Free Trade,
+and they recognise distinctly the peril
+in which their favourite principle is
+placed, if some violent means are not
+used to counteract the conviction of
+the electoral body. They see that,
+in the event of a general election, the
+constituencies of the Empire are not
+likely to return a verdict hostile to
+the domestic interests of the country.
+They have watched with careful and
+anxious eyes the turning tide of
+opinion; and they can devise no
+means of arresting it, without having
+recourse to that peculiar mode of
+manipulation, which is dignified by the
+name of Burking. Let us hear what
+they say so late as the 21st of July
+last.</p>
+
+<blockquote>
+
+<p>"With such a prospect before us, with
+unknown struggles and unprecedented
+collisions within the bounds of possibility,
+there is only one resource, and we must
+say that Her Majesty's present advisers
+will be answerable for the consequences
+if they do not adopt it. They must lay
+the foundation of an appeal to the people
+with a large and liberal measure of
+Parliamentary reform. It is high time
+that this great country should cease to
+quake and to quail at the decisions of stupid
+and corrupt little constituencies, of whom,
+as in the case before us, it would take
+thirty to make one metropolitan borough.
+The great question always before the
+nation in one shape or another is&mdash;whether
+<em>the people</em> are as happy as laws
+can make them? To what sort of constituencies
+shall we appeal for the answer
+to this question? To Harwich with its
+population of 3370; to St Albans with
+its population of 6246; to Scarborough
+with its population of 9953; to Knaresborough
+with its population of 5382; and
+to a score other places still more insignificant?
+Or shall we insist on the appeal
+being made to much larger bodies? The
+average population of boroughs and
+counties is more than 60,000. Is it not
+high time to require that no single
+borough shall fall below half or a third
+of that number?"</p></blockquote>
+
+<p>The meaning of this is clear enough.
+It points, if not to the absolute annihilation,
+most certainly to the concretion
+of the smaller boroughs
+throughout England&mdash;to an entire
+remarshalling of the electoral ranks&mdash;and,
+above all, to an enormous increase
+in the representation of the
+larger cities. In this way, you see,
+local interests will be made almost
+entirely to disappear; and London
+alone will secure almost as many
+representatives in Parliament as are
+at the present time returned for the
+whole kingdom of Scotland. Now, I
+confess to you, Provost, that I do not
+feel greatly exhilarated at the prospect
+of any such change. I believe
+that the prosperity of Great Britain
+depends upon the maintenance of
+many interests, and I cannot see how
+that can be secured if we are to deliver
+over the whole political power
+to the masses congregated within the
+towns. Moreover, I would very
+humbly remark, that past experience
+is little calculated to increase the
+measure of our faith in the wisdom or
+judgment of large constituencies. I
+may be wrong in my estimate of the
+talent and abilities of the several
+honourable members who at present
+sit for London and the adjacent districts;
+but, if so, I am only one out
+of many who labour under a similar
+delusion. We are told by the <cite>Times</cite>
+to look to Marylebone as an example
+of a large and enlightened constituency.
+I obey the mandate; and on
+referring to the Parliamentary Companion,
+I find that Marylebone
+is represented by Lord Dudley Stuart
+and Sir Benjamin Hall. That fact
+does not, in my humble opinion,
+furnish a conclusive argument in
+favour of large constituencies. As I<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_301" id="Page_301">[301]</a></span>
+wish to avoid the Jew question, I
+shall say nothing about Baron Rothschild;
+but passing over to the Tower
+Hamlets, I find them in possession of
+Thomson and Clay; Lambeth rejoicing
+in d'Eyncourt and Williams;
+and Southwark in Humphrey and
+Molesworth. Capable senators though
+these may be, I should not like to
+see a Parliament composed entirely
+of men of their kidney; nor do I think
+that they afford undoubted materials
+for the construction of a new Cabinet.</p>
+
+<p>But perhaps I am undervaluing the
+abilities of these gentlemen; perhaps
+I am doing injustice to the discretion
+and wisdom of the metropolitan constituencies.
+Anxious to avoid any
+such imputation, I shall again invoke
+the assistance of the <cite>Times</cite>, whom I
+now cite as a witness, and a very
+powerful one, upon my side of the
+question. Let us hear the Thunderer
+on the subject of these same metropolitan
+constituencies, just twelve
+months ago, before Scarborough and
+Knaresborough had disgraced themselves
+by returning Protectionists to
+Parliament. I quote from a leader in
+the <cite>Times</cite> of 8th August 1850, referring
+to the Lambeth election, when
+Mr Williams was returned.</p>
+
+<blockquote>
+
+<p>"When it was proposed some twenty
+years ago to extend the franchise to the
+metropolitan boroughs, the presumption
+was, that the quality of the representatives
+would bear something like a proportion
+to the importance of the constituencies
+called into play. In other words,
+if the political axioms from which the
+principle of an extended representation is
+deduced have any foundation in reality,
+it should follow that the most numerous
+and most intelligent bodies of electors
+would return to Parliament members of
+the highest mark for character and capacity.
+Now, looking at the condition of
+the metropolitan representation as it
+stands at present, or as it has stood any
+time since the passing of the Reform Bill,
+has this expectation been fulfilled? Lord
+John Russell, the First Minister of the
+Crown, sits, indeed, as member for the
+city of London, and so far it is well.
+Whatever difference of opinion may exist
+as to the noble lord's capacity for government,
+or whatever may be the views
+of this or that political party, it is beyond
+all dispute that, in such a case as this,
+there is dignity and fitness in the relation
+between the member and the constituency.
+But, setting aside this one solitary instance,
+with what metropolitan borough
+is the name of any very eminent Englishman
+associated at the present time? It is
+of course as contrary to our inclination
+as it would be unnecessary for the purposes
+of the argument, to quote this or that
+man's name as an actual illustration of the
+failure of a system, or of the decadence
+of a constituency. We would, however,
+without any invidious or offensive personality,
+invite attention to the present list
+of metropolitan members, and ask what
+name is to be found among them, with
+the single exception we have named,
+which is borne by a man with a shadow
+of a pretension to be reckoned as among
+the leading Englishmen of the age?"</p></blockquote>
+
+<p>You see, Provost, I am by no
+means singular in my estimate of the
+quality of the metropolitan representatives.
+The <cite>Times</cite> is with me, or
+was with me twelve months ago; and
+I suppose it will hardly be averred
+that, since that time, any enormous
+increase of wisdom or of ability has
+been manifested by the gentlemen referred
+to. But there is rather more
+than this. In the article from which
+I am quoting, the writer does not confine
+his strictures simply to the metropolitan
+boroughs. He goes a great deal
+further, for he attacks large constituencies
+in the mass, and points out
+very well and forcibly the evils which
+must inevitably follow should these
+obtain an accession to their power.
+Read, mark, and perpend the following
+paragraphs, and then reconcile
+their tenor&mdash;if you can&mdash;with the later
+proposals from the same quarter for
+the general suppression of small constituencies,
+and the establishment of
+larger tribunals of public opinion.</p>
+
+<blockquote>
+
+<p>"Lambeth, then, on the occasion of the
+present election, is likely to become another
+illustration of the downward tendencies
+of the metropolitan constituencies.
+We use the word 'tendency' advisedly,
+for matters are worse than they have
+been, and we can perceive no symptom of
+a turning tide. Let us leave the names
+of individuals aside, and simply consider
+the metropolitan members as a body, and
+what is their main employment in the
+House of Commons? <em>Is it not mainly to
+represent the selfish interests and blind prejudices
+of the less patriotic or less enlightened
+portion of their constituents whenever
+any change is proposed manifestly for the
+public benefit?</em> Looking at their votes,
+one would suppose a metropolitan member<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_302" id="Page_302">[302]</a></span>
+to be rather a Parliamentary agent
+of the drovers, and sextons, and undertakers,
+than a representative of one of
+the most important constituencies in the
+kingdom. Is this downward progress of
+the metropolitan representation to remain
+unchanged? Will it be extended to
+other constituencies as soon as they shall
+be brought under conditions analogous to
+those under which the metropolitan electors
+exercise the franchise? The question
+is of no small interest. Whether the
+fault be with the electors, or with those
+who should have the nerve to come forward
+and demand their suffrages, matters
+not for the purposes of the argument.
+The fact remains unaltered. Supposing
+England throughout its area were represented
+as the various boroughs of the metropolis
+are represented at the present
+time, what would be the effect? That is
+the point for consideration. It may well
+be that men of higher character, and of
+more distinguished intellectual qualifications,
+would readily attract the sympathies
+and secure the votes of these constituencies;
+but what does their absence prove?
+<em>Simply that the same feeling of unwillingness
+to face large electoral bodies, which is
+said to prevail in the United States, is gradually
+rising up in this country.</em> On the
+other side of the Atlantic, we are told by
+all who know the country best, that the
+most distinguished citizens shrink from
+stepping forward on the arena of public
+life, lest they be made the mark for calumny
+and abuse. It would require more
+space than we can devote to the subject
+to point out the correlative shortcomings
+of the constituencies and the candidates;
+but, leaving these aside, <em>we cannot but arrive
+at the conclusion that there is something
+in the constitution of these great electoral
+masses which renders a peaceful majority
+little better than a passive instrument
+in the hands of a turbulent minority</em>, and
+affords an explanation of the fact that
+such a person as Mr Williams should
+aspire to represent the borough of Lambeth."</p></blockquote>
+
+<p>What do you think of that, Provost,
+by way of an argument in favour
+of large constituencies? I agree
+with every word of it. I believe, in
+common with the eloquent writer,
+that matters are growing worse instead
+of better, and that there is
+something radically wrong in the constitution
+of these great electoral
+masses. I believe that they do not
+represent the real intelligence of the
+electors, and that they are liable to
+all those objections which are here
+so well and forcibly urged. It is
+not necessary to travel quite so far
+as London for an illustration. Look
+at Glasgow. Have the twelve thousand
+and odd electors of that great
+commercial and manufacturing city
+covered themselves with undying
+glory by their choice of their present
+representatives? Is the intelligence
+of the first commercial city in Scotland
+really embodied in the person of
+Mr M'Gregor? I should be very loth
+to think so. Far be it from me to
+impugn the propriety of any particular
+choice, or to speculate upon
+coming events; but I cannot help
+wondering whether, in the event of
+the suppression of some of the smaller
+burghs, and the transference of their
+power to the larger cities, it may come
+to pass that the city of St Mungo
+shall be represented by the wisdom
+of six M'Gregors? I repeat, that I
+wish to say nothing in disparagement
+of large urban constituencies, or of
+their choice in any one particular
+case&mdash;I simply desire to draw your
+attention to the fact, that we are not
+indebted to such constituencies for
+returning the men who, by common
+consent, are admitted to be the most
+valuable members, in point of talent,
+ability, and business habits, in the
+House of Commons. How far we
+should improve the character of our
+legislative assembly, by disfranchising
+smaller constituencies, and transferring
+their privileges to the larger ones,&mdash;open
+to such serious objections as
+have been urged against them by the
+<cite>Times</cite>, a journal not likely to err on the
+side of undervaluing popular opinion&mdash;appears
+to me a question decidedly
+open to discussion; and I hope that
+it will be discussed, pretty broadly
+and extensively, before any active
+steps are taken for suppressing
+boroughs which are not open to the
+charge of rank venality and corruption.</p>
+
+<p>The <cite>Times</cite>, you observe, talks in
+its more recent article, in which
+totally opposite views are advocated,
+of "stupid and corrupt little constituencies."
+This is a clever way of
+mixing up two distinct and separate
+matters. We all know what is meant
+by corruption, and I hope none of us
+are in favour of it. It means the
+purchase, either by money or promises,
+of the suffrages of those who<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_303" id="Page_303">[303]</a></span>
+are intrusted with the electoral
+franchise; and I am quite ready to
+join with the <cite>Times</cite> in the most
+hearty denunciation of such villanous
+practices, whether used by Jew or
+Gentile. It may be, and probably is,
+impossible to prevent bribery altogether,
+for there are scoundrels in all
+constituencies; and if a candidate
+with a long purse is so lax in his
+morals as to hint at the purchase of
+votes, he is tolerably certain to find a
+market in which these commodities
+are sold. But if, in any case, general
+corruption can be proved against
+a borough, it ought to be forthwith
+disfranchised, and declared unworthy
+of exercising so important a public
+privilege. But of the "stupidity" of
+constituencies, who are to be the
+judges? Not, I hope, the Areopagites
+of the <cite>Times</cite>, else we may
+expect to see every constituency
+which does not pronounce in favour
+of Free Trade, placed under the
+general extinguisher! Scarborough,
+with some seven or eight hundred
+electors&mdash;a good many more, by the
+way, than are on the roll for the
+Dreepdaily burghs&mdash;has, in the
+opinion of the <cite>Times</cite>, stultified itself
+for ever by returning Mr George F.
+Young to Parliament, instead of a
+Whig lordling, who possessed great
+local influence. Therefore Scarborough
+is put down in the black list,
+not because it is "corrupt," but because
+it is "stupid," in having elected
+a gentleman of the highest political
+celebrity, who is at the same time
+one of the most extensive shipowners
+of Great Britain! I put it to you,
+Provost, whether this is not as cool
+an instance of audacity as you ever
+heard of. What would you think
+if it were openly proposed, upon
+our side, to disfranchise Greenwich,
+because the tea-and-shrimp
+population of that virtuous town has
+committed the stupid act of returning
+a Jew to Parliament? If stupidity is
+to go for anything in the way of cancelling
+privileges, I think I could
+name to you some half-dozen places
+on this side of the border which are
+in evident danger, at least if we are
+to accept the attainments of the
+representatives as any test of the
+mental acquirements of the electors;
+but perhaps it is better to avoid
+particulars in a matter so personal
+and delicate.</p>
+
+<p>I am not in the least degree surprised
+to find the Free-Traders turning
+round against the boroughs. Four
+years ago, you would certainly have
+laughed in the face of any one who
+might have prophesied such a result;
+but since then, times have altered.
+The grand experiment upon native
+industry has been made, and allowed
+to go on without check or impediment.
+The Free-Traders have had
+it all their own way; and if there had
+been one iota of truth in their statements,
+or if their calculations had
+been based upon secure and rational
+data, they must long ago have
+achieved a complete moral triumph.
+Pray, remember what they told us.
+They said that Free Trade in corn
+and in cattle would not permanently
+<em>lower</em> the value of agricultural produce
+in Britain&mdash;it would only steady
+prices, and prevent extreme fluctuations.
+Then, again, we were assured
+that large imports from any part of
+the world could not by possibility
+be obtained; and those consummate
+blockheads, the statists, offered to
+prove by figures, that a deluge of
+foreign grain was as impossible as an
+overflow of the Mediterranean. I
+need not tell you that the results have
+entirely falsified such predictions,
+and that the agricultural interest has
+ever since been suffering under the
+effects of unexampled depression.
+No man denies that. The stiffest
+stickler for the cheap loaf does not
+venture now to assert that agriculture
+is a profitable profession in
+Britain; all he can do is to recommend
+economy, and to utter a hypocritical
+prayer, that the prosperity which he
+assumes to exist in other quarters
+may, at no distant date, and through
+some mysterious process which he
+cannot specify, extend itself to the
+suffering millions who depend for
+their subsistence on the produce of the
+soil of Britain, and who pay by far
+the largest share of the taxes and
+burdens of the kingdom.</p>
+
+<p>Now, it is perfectly obvious that
+agricultural distress, by which I mean
+the continuance of a range of unremunerative
+prices, cannot long prevail
+in any district, without affecting the
+traffic of the towns. You, who are<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_304" id="Page_304">[304]</a></span>
+an extensive retail merchant in Dreepdaily,
+know well that the business of
+your own trade depends in a great
+degree upon the state of the produce
+markets. So long as the farmer is
+thriving, he buys from you and your
+neighbours liberally, and you find
+him, I have no doubt, your best and
+steadiest customer. But if you reverse
+his circumstances, you must
+look for a corresponding change in
+his dealings. He cannot afford to
+purchase silks for his wife and
+daughters, as formerly; he grows
+penurious in his own personal expenditure,
+and denies himself every unnecessary
+luxury; he does nothing
+for the good of trade, and is impassable
+to all the temptations which
+you endeavour to throw in his way.
+To post your ledger is now no very
+difficult task. You find last year's
+stock remaining steadily on your
+hands; and when the season for the
+annual visit of the bagmen comes
+round, you dismiss them from your premises
+without gratifying their avidity
+by an order. This is a faithful picture
+of what has been going on for two
+years, at least, in the smaller inland
+boroughs. No doubt you are getting
+your bread cheap; but those whose
+importations have brought about that
+cheapness, never were, and never can
+be, customers of yours. Even supposing
+that they were to take goods
+in exchange for their imported grain,
+no profit or custom could accrue to
+the retail shopkeeper, who must
+necessarily look to the people around
+him for the consumption of his wares.
+In this way trade has been made to
+stagnate, and profits have of course
+declined, until the tradesmen, weary
+of awaiting the advent of a prosperity
+which never arrives, have come to
+the conclusion, that they will best
+consult their interest by giving their
+support to a policy the reverse of that
+which has crippled the great body of
+their customers.</p>
+
+<p>Watering-places, and towns of
+fashionable resort, have suffered in a
+like degree. The gentry, whose rents
+have been most seriously affected by
+the unnatural diminution of prices,
+are compelled to curtail their expenditure,
+and to deny themselves many
+things which formerly would have
+been esteemed legitimate indulgences.
+Economy is the order Of the day:
+equipages are given up, servants dismissed,
+and old furniture made to last
+beyond its appointed time. These
+things, I most freely admit, are no
+great hardships to the gentry; nor do
+I intend to awaken your compassion
+in behalf of the squire, who, by reason
+of his contracted rent-roll, has been
+compelled to part with his carriage and
+a couple of footmen, and to refuse his
+wife and daughters the pleasure of a
+trip to Cheltenham. The hardship
+lies elsewhere. I pity the footmen,
+the coach-builder, the upholsterer,
+the house proprietor in Cheltenham,
+and all the other people to whom the
+surplus of the squire's revenue found
+its way, much more than the old
+gentleman himself. I daresay he is
+quite as happy at home&mdash;perhaps far
+happier&mdash;than if he were compelled
+to racket elsewhere; and sure I am
+that he will not consume his dinner
+with less appetite because he lacks
+the attendance of a couple of knaves,
+with heads like full-blown cauliflowers.
+But is it consistent with the workings
+of human nature to expect that the
+people to whom he formerly gave
+employment and custom, let us say
+to the extent of a couple of thousand
+pounds, can be gratified by the cessation
+of that expenditure?&mdash;or is it
+possible to suppose that they will
+remain enamoured of a system which
+has caused them so heavy a loss?
+View the subject in this light, and
+you can have no difficulty in understanding
+why this formidable reaction
+has taken place in the English
+boroughs. It is simply a question of
+the pocket; and the electors now
+see, that unless the boroughs are to
+be left to rapid decay, something must
+be done to protect and foster that
+industry upon which they all depend.
+Such facts, which are open and patent
+to every man's experience, and tell
+upon his income and expenditure, are
+worth whole cargoes of theory. What
+reason has the trader, whose stock is
+remaining unsold upon his hands, to
+plume himself, because he is assured
+by Mr Porter, or some other similar
+authority, that some hundred thousand
+additional yards of flimsy calico have
+been shipped from the British shores
+in the course of the last twelve months?
+So far as the shopkeeper is concerned,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_305" id="Page_305">[305]</a></span>
+the author of the <cite>Progress of the Nation</cite>
+might as well have been reporting upon
+the traffic-tables of Tyre and Sidon.
+He is not even assured that all this
+export has been accompanied with a
+profit to the manufacturer. If he
+reads the <cite>Economist</cite>, he will find that
+exhilarating print filled with complaints
+of general distress and want
+of demand; he will be startled from
+time to time by the announcement
+that in some places, such as Dundee,
+trade has experienced a most decided
+check; or that in others, such as
+Nottingham and Leicester, the operatives
+are applying by hundreds for
+admission to the workhouse! Comfortable
+intelligence this, alongside of
+increasing exports! But he has been
+taught, to borrow a phrase from the
+writings of the late John Galt, to
+look upon your political arithmetician
+as "a mystery shrouded by a halo;"
+and he supposes that, somehow or
+other, somebody must be the gainer
+by all these exports, though it seems
+clearly impossible to specify the
+fortunate individual. However, this
+he knows, to his cost any time these
+three years back, that <em>he</em> has not been
+the gainer; and, as he opines very
+justly that charity begins at home,
+and that the man who neglects the
+interest of his own family is rather
+worse than a heathen, he has made
+up his mind to support such candidates
+only as will stand by British
+industry, and protect him by means
+of protecting others. As for the men
+of the maritime boroughs&mdash;a large and
+influential class&mdash;I need not touch
+upon their feelings or sentiments
+with regard to Free Trade. I observe
+that the Liberal press, with peculiar
+taste and felicity of expression, designates
+them by the generic term of
+"crimps," just as it used to compliment
+the whole agriculturists of
+Britain by the comprehensive appellation
+of "chawbacons." I trust they
+feel the compliment so delicately conveyed;
+but, after all, it matters little.
+Hard words break no bones; and, in
+the mean time at least, the vote of a
+"crimp" is quite as good as that of
+the concocter of a paragraph.</p>
+
+<p>Perhaps now you understand why
+the Free-Traders are so wroth against
+the boroughs. They expected to
+play off the latter against the county
+constituencies; and, being disappointed
+in that, they want to swamp
+them altogether. This, I must own,
+strikes me as particularly unfair. Let
+it be granted that a large number of
+the smaller boroughs did, at the last
+general election, manifest a decided
+wish that the Free Trade experiment,
+then begun, should be allowed a fair
+trial; are they to be held so pledged
+to that commercial system, that,
+however disastrous may have been
+its results, they are not entitled to
+alter their minds? Are all the representations,
+promises, and prophecies
+of the leading advocates of Free
+Trade, to be set aside as if these
+were never uttered or written? Who
+were the cozeners in this case?
+Clearly the men who boasted of the
+enormous advantages which were
+immediately to arise from their policy&mdash;advantages
+whereof, up to the present
+moment, not a single glimpse has
+been vouchsafed. Free Trade, we
+were distinctly told, was to benefit
+the boroughs. Free Trade has done
+nothing of the kind; on the contrary,
+it has reduced their business and
+lowered their importance. And now,
+when this effect has become so plain
+and undeniable that the very men
+who subscribed to the funds of the
+League, and who were foremost in
+defending the conduct of the late Sir
+Robert Peel, are sending Protectionists
+to Parliament, it is calmly
+proposed to neutralise their conversion
+by depriving them of political
+power!</p>
+
+<p>Under the circumstances, I do not
+know that the Free-Traders could have
+hit upon a happier scheme. The grand
+tendency of their system is centralisation.
+They want to drive everything&mdash;paupers
+alone excepted, if they
+could by possibility compass that fortunate
+immunity&mdash;into the larger
+towns, which are the seats of export
+manufacture, and to leave the rest of
+the population to take care of themselves.
+You see how they have succeeded
+in Ireland, by the reports of
+the last census. They are doing the
+same thing in Scotland, as we shall
+ere long discover to our cost; and,
+indeed, the process is going on slowly,
+but surely, throughout the whole of the
+British islands. I chanced the other
+day to light upon a passage in a very<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_306" id="Page_306">[306]</a></span>
+dreary article in the last number of
+the <cite>Edinburgh Review</cite>, which seems to
+me to embody the chief economical
+doctrines of the gentlemen to whom
+we are indebted for the present posture
+of affairs. It is as follows:&mdash;</p>
+
+<blockquote>
+
+<p>"The common watchword, or cuckoo-note
+of the advocates of restriction in
+affairs of trade is, 'Protection to Native
+Industry.' In the principle fairly involved
+in this motto we cordially agree.
+We are as anxious as the most vehement
+advocate for high import duties on foreign
+products can be, that the industry of our
+fellow-countrymen should be protected(!)
+We only differ as to the means. Their
+theory of protection is to guard against
+competition those branches of industry
+which, without such extraneous help,
+could never be successfully pursued:
+ours, is that of enlarging, to the uttermost,
+those other branches for the prosecution
+of which our countrymen possess the
+greatest aptitude, and of thereby securing
+for their skill and capital the greatest
+return. This protection is best afforded
+by governments when they leave, without
+interference, the productive industry
+of the country to find its true level; for
+we may be certain that the interest of
+individuals will always lead them to prefer
+those pursuits which they find most gainful.
+There is, in fact, no mode of interference
+with entire freedom of action
+which must not be, in some degree, hurtful;
+but <em>the mischief which follows upon
+legislation in affairs of trade, in any given
+country, is then most noxious when it tends
+to foster branches of industry for which
+other countries have a greater aptitude</em>."</p></blockquote>
+
+<p>You will, I think, find some difficulty
+in discovering the protective
+principle enunciated by this sagacious
+scribe, who, like many others of his
+limited calibre, is fain to take refuge
+in nonsense when he cannot extricate
+his meaning. You may also, very
+reasonably, entertain doubts whether
+the protective theory, which our friend
+of the Blue and Yellow puts into the
+mouth of his opponents, was ever
+entertained or promulgated by any
+rational being, at least in the broad
+sense which he wishes to imply. The
+true protective theory has reference to
+the State burdens, which, in so far as
+they are exacted from the produce of
+native industry, or, in other words,
+from labour, we wish to see counterbalanced
+by a fair import-duty, which
+shall reduce the foreign and the native
+producer to an equality in the home
+market. When the reviewer talks of
+the non-interference of Government
+with regard to the productive industry
+of the country, he altogether omits
+mention of that most stringent interference
+which is the direct result of
+taxation. If the farmer were allowed
+to till the ground, to sow the seed,
+and to reap the harvest, without any
+interference from Government, then I
+admit at once that a demand for protection
+would be preposterous. But
+when Government requires him to pay
+income-tax, assessed taxes, church and
+poor-rates, besides other direct burdens,
+out of the fruit of his industry&mdash;when
+it prevents him from growing on
+his own land several kinds of crop,
+in order that the customs revenue
+may be maintained&mdash;when it taxes
+indirectly his tea, coffee, wines, spirits,
+tobacco, soap, and spiceries&mdash;then I
+say that Government <em>does</em> interfere,
+and that most unmercifully, with the
+productive industry of the country.
+Just suppose that, by recurring to a
+primitive method of taxation, the
+Government should lay claim to one-third
+of the proceeds of every crop,
+and instruct its emissaries to remove
+it from the ground before another acre
+should be reaped&mdash;would <em>that</em> not
+constitute interference in the eyes of
+the sapient reviewer? Well, then,
+since all taxes must ultimately be paid
+out of produce, what difference does
+the mere method of levying the burden
+make with regard to the burden
+itself? I call your attention to this
+point, because the Free-Traders invariably,
+but I fear wilfully, omit all
+mention of artificial taxation when
+they talk of artificial restrictions.
+They want you to believe that we,
+who maintain the opposite view, seek
+to establish an entire monopoly in
+Great Britain of all kinds of possible
+produce; and they are in the habit of
+putting asinine queries as to the propriety
+of raising the duties on foreign
+wine, so as to encourage the establishment
+of vineyards in Kent and Sussex,
+and also as to the proper protective
+duty which should be levied on
+pine-apples, in order that a due stimulus
+may be given to the cultivation of
+that luscious fruit. But these funny fellows
+take especial care never to hint to
+you that protection is and was demanded
+simply on account of the enormous<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_307" id="Page_307">[307]</a></span>
+nature of our imposts, which have the
+effect of raising the rates of labour.
+It is in this way, and no other, that
+agriculture, deprived of protection,
+but still subjected to taxation, has
+become an unremunerative branch of
+industry; and you observe how calmly
+the disciple of Ricardo condemns it to
+destruction. "The mischief," quoth
+he, "which follows upon legislation
+in affairs of trade, in any given
+country, is then most noxious when
+it tends to foster branches of industry
+for which other countries have a
+greater aptitude." So, then, having
+taxed agriculture to that point when
+it can no longer bear the burden, we
+are, for the future, to draw our supplies
+from "other countries which
+have a greater aptitude" for growing
+corn; that aptitude consisting in their
+comparative immunity from taxation,
+and in the degraded moral and social
+condition of the serfs who constitute
+the tillers of the soil! We are to
+give up cultivation, and apply ourselves
+to the task "of enlarging to
+the uttermost those other branches,
+for the prosecution of which our
+countrymen possess the greatest aptitude"&mdash;by
+which, I presume, is meant
+the manufacture of cotton-twist!</p>
+
+<p>Now, then, consider for a moment
+what is the natural, nay, the inevitable
+effect of this narrowing of the
+range of employment. I shall not
+start the important point whether the
+concentration of labour does not tend
+to lower wages&mdash;I shall merely assume,
+what is indeed already abundantly established
+by facts, that the depression
+of agriculture in any district leads almost
+immediately to a large increase
+in the population of the greater towns.
+Places like Dreepdaily may remain stationary,
+but they do not receive any
+material increment to their population.
+You have, I believe, no export trade,
+at least very little, beyond the manufacture
+of an ingenious description of
+snuff-box, justly prized by those who
+are in the habit of stimulating their
+nostrils. The displaced stream of
+labour passes through you, but does
+not tarry with you&mdash;it rolls on towards
+Paisley and Glasgow, where it is
+absorbed in the living ocean. Year
+after year the same process is carried
+on. The older people, probably because
+it is not worth while at their
+years to attempt a change, tarry in
+their little villages and cots, and gradually
+acquire that appearance of
+utter apathy, which is perhaps the
+saddest aspect of humanity. The
+younger people, finding no employment
+at home, repair to the towns,
+marry or do worse, and propagate
+children for the service of the
+factories which are dedicated to the
+export trade. Of education they receive
+little or nothing; for they must
+be in attendance on their gaunt iron
+master during the whole of their
+waking hours; and religion seeks after
+them in vain. What wonder, then,
+if the condition of our operatives
+should be such as to suggest to
+thinking minds very serious doubts
+whether our boasted civilisation can
+be regarded in the light of a blessing?
+Certain it is that the bulk of these
+classes are neither better nor happier
+than their forefathers. Nay, if there
+be any truth in evidence&mdash;any reality
+in the appalling accounts which reach
+us from the heart of the towns, there
+exists an amount of crime, misery,
+drunkenness, and profligacy, which is
+unknown even among savages and
+heathen nations. Were we to recall
+from the four ends of the earth all
+the missionaries who have been despatched
+from the various churches,
+they would find more than sufficient
+work ready for them at home. Well-meaning
+men project sanitary improvements,
+as if these could avail to
+counteract the moral poison. New
+churches are built; new schools are
+founded; public baths are subscribed
+for, and public washing-houses are
+opened; the old rookeries are pulled
+down, and light and air admitted to
+the heart of the cities&mdash;but the heart
+of the people is not changed; and
+neither air nor water, nor religious
+warning, has the effect of checking
+crime, eradicating intemperance, or
+teaching man the duty which he owes
+to himself, his brethren, and his God!
+This is an awful picture, but it is a
+true one; and it well becomes us to
+consider why these things should be.
+There is no lukewarmness on the subject
+exhibited in any quarter. The
+evil is universally acknowledged, and
+every one would be ready to contribute
+to alleviate it, could a proper
+remedy be suggested. It is not my<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_308" id="Page_308">[308]</a></span>
+province to suggest remedies; but it
+does appear to me that the original
+fault is to be found in the system
+which has caused this unnatural pressure
+of our population into the towns.
+I am aware that in saying this, I am
+impugning the leading doctrines of
+modern political economy. I am
+aware that I am uttering what will
+be considered by many as a rank
+political heresy; still, not having the
+fear of fire and fagot before my eyes,
+I shall use the liberty of speech. It
+appears to me that the system which
+has been more or less adopted since
+the days of Mr Huskisson, of suppressing
+small trades for the encouragement
+of foreign importation, and of
+stimulating export manufactures to
+the uttermost, has proved very pernicious
+to the morals and the social
+condition of the people. The termination
+of the war found us with a
+large population, and with an enormous
+debt. If, on the one hand, it
+was for the advantage of the country
+that commerce should progress
+with rapid strides, and that our
+foreign trade should be augmented,
+it was, on the other, no less necessary
+that due regard should be had for the
+former occupations of the people, and
+that no great and violent displacements
+of labour should be occasioned,
+by fiscal relaxations which might
+have the effect of supplanting home
+industry by foreign produce in the
+British market. The mistake of the
+political economists lies in their obstinate
+determination to enforce a
+principle, which in the abstract is
+not only unobjectionable but unchallenged,
+without any regard whatever
+to the peculiar and pecuniary circumstances
+of the country. They will
+not look at what has gone before, in
+order to determine their line of conduct
+in any particular case. They
+admit of no exceptions. They start
+with their axiom that trade ought to
+be free, and they will not listen to
+any argument founded upon special
+circumstances in opposition to that
+doctrine. Now, this is not the way
+in which men have been, or ever can
+be, governed. They must be dealt
+with as rational beings, not regarded
+as mere senseless machinery, which
+may be treated as lumber, and cast
+aside to make way for some new
+improvement. Look at the case of
+our own Highlanders. We know
+very well that, from the commencement
+of the American war, it was
+considered by the British Government
+an important object to maintain
+the population of the Highlands, as
+the source from which they drew
+their hardiest and most serviceable
+recruits. So long as the manufacture
+of kelp existed, and the breeding of
+cattle was profitable, there was little
+difficulty in doing this; now, under
+this new commercial system, we are
+told that the population is infinitely
+too large for the natural resources of
+the country; we are shocked by
+accounts of periodical famine, and of
+deaths occurring from starvation;
+and our economists declare that there
+is no remedy except a general emigration
+of the inhabitants. This is
+the extreme case in Great Britain;
+but extreme cases often furnish us
+with the best tests of the operation
+of a particular system. Here you
+have a population fostered for an
+especial purpose, and abandoned so
+soon as that special purpose has been
+served. Without maintaining that
+the Gael is the most industrious of
+mankind, it strikes me forcibly that
+it would be a better national policy
+to give every reasonable encouragement
+to the development of the
+natural resources of that portion of
+the British islands, than to pursue the
+opposite system, and to reduce the
+Highlands to a wilderness. Not so
+think the political economists. They
+can derive their supplies cheaper
+from elsewhere, at the hands of
+strangers who contribute no share
+whatever to the national revenue;
+and for the sake of that cheapness
+they are content to reduce thousands
+of their countrymen to beggary.
+But emigration cannot, and will not,
+be carried out to an extent at all
+equal to the necessity which is engendered
+by the cessation of employment.
+The towns become the great
+centre-points and recipients of the
+displaced population; and so centralisation
+goes on, and, as a matter of
+course, pauperism and crime increase.</p>
+
+<p>To render this system perpetual,
+without any regard to ultimate consequences,
+is the leading object of the
+Free-Traders. Not converted, but<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_309" id="Page_309">[309]</a></span>
+on the contrary rendered more inveterate
+by the failure of their schemes,
+they are determined to allow no consideration
+whatever to stand in the
+way of their purpose; and of this you
+have a splendid instance in their late
+denunciation of the boroughs. They
+think&mdash;whether rightfully or wrongfully,
+it is not now necessary to
+inquire&mdash;that, by altering the proportions
+of Parliamentary power as
+established by the Reform Act&mdash;by
+taking away from the smaller
+boroughs, and by adding to the
+urban constituencies, they will still
+be able to command a majority in
+the House of Commons. In the present
+temper of the nation, and so
+long as its voice is expressed as heretofore,
+they know, feel, and admit
+that their policy is not secure. And
+why is it not secure? Simply because
+it has undergone the test of experience&mdash;because
+it has had a fair trial
+in the sight of the nation&mdash;and because
+it has not succeeded in realising
+the expectations of its founders.</p>
+
+<p>I have ventured to throw together
+these few crude remarks for your consideration
+during the recess, being
+quite satisfied that you will not feel
+indifferent upon any subject which
+touches the dignity, status, or privileges
+of the boroughs. Whether Lord
+John Russell agrees with the <cite>Times</cite> as
+to the mode of effecting the threatened
+Parliamentary change, or whether
+he has some separate scheme of his
+own, is a question which I cannot
+solve. Possibly he has not yet made
+up his mind as to the course which it
+may be most advisable to pursue;
+for, in the absence of anything like
+general excitement or agitation, it is
+not easy to predict in what manner
+the proposal for any sweeping or
+organic change may be received by
+the constituencies of the Empire.
+There is far too much truth in the
+observations which I have already
+quoted from the great leading journal,
+relative to the dangers which must
+attend an increase of constituencies
+already too large, or a further extension
+of their power, to permit of our
+considering this as a light and unimportant
+matter. I view it as a very
+serious one indeed; and I cannot help
+thinking that Lord John Russell has
+committed an act of gross and unjustifiable
+rashness, in pledging himself,
+at the present time, to undertake a remodelment
+of the constitution. But
+whatever he does, I hope, for his own
+sake, and for the credit of the Liberal
+party, that he will be able to assign
+some better and more constitutional
+reason for the change, than the refusal
+of the English boroughs to bear arms
+in the crusade which is directed
+against the interests of Native Industry.</p>
+
+<hr class="chap" />
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_310" id="Page_310">[310]</a></span></p>
+
+
+
+
+<h2><small>PARIS IN 1851.</small>&mdash;(<em>Continued.</em>)</h2>
+
+
+<p><span class="smcap">The Opera.</span>&mdash;In the evening I
+went to the French Opera, which is
+still one of the lions of Paris. It was
+once in the Rue Richelieu; but the
+atrocious assassination of the Duc de
+Berri, who was stabbed in its porch,
+threw a kind of horror over the spot:
+the theatre was closed, and the performance
+moved to its present site in
+the Rue Lepelletier, a street diverging
+from the Boulevard.</p>
+
+<p>Fond as the French are of decoration,
+the architecture of this building
+possesses no peculiar beauty, and
+would answer equally well for a substantial
+public hospital, a workhouse,
+or a barrack, if the latter were not the
+more readily suggested by the gendarmerie
+loitering about the doors,
+and the mounted dragoons at either
+end of the street.</p>
+
+<p>The passages of the interior are of
+the same character&mdash;spacious and
+substantial; but the door of the <i lang="fr" xml:lang="fr">salle</i>
+opens, and the stranger, at a single
+step, enters from those murky passages
+into all the magic of a crowded
+theatre. The French have, within
+these few years, borrowed from us the
+art of lighting theatres. I recollect
+the French theatre lighted only by
+a few lamps scattered round the
+house, or a chandelier in the middle,
+which might have figured in the crypt
+of a cathedral. This they excused,
+as giving greater effect to the stage;
+but it threw the audience into utter
+gloom. They have now made the
+audience a part of the picture, and
+an indispensable part. The opera-house
+now shows the audience; and
+if not very dressy, or rather as dowdy,
+odd, and dishevelled a crowd as I ever
+recollect to have seen within theatrical
+walls, yet they are evidently
+human beings, which is much more
+picturesque than masses of spectres,
+seen only by an occasional flash from
+the stage.</p>
+
+<p>The French architects certainly
+have not made this national edifice
+grand; but they have made it a much
+better thing,&mdash;lively, showy, and rich.
+Neither majestic and monotonous,
+nor grand and Gothic, they have
+made it <i lang="fr" xml:lang="fr">riant</i> and racy, like a place
+where men and women come to be
+happy, where beautiful dancers are
+to be seen, and where sweet songs are
+to be heard, and where the mind is
+for three or four hours to forget all
+its cares, and to carry away pleasant
+recollections for the time being. From
+pit to ceiling it is covered with paintings&mdash;all
+sorts of cupids, nymphs, and
+flower-garlands, and Greek urns&mdash;none
+of them wonders of the pencil,
+but all exhibiting that showy mediocrity
+of which every Frenchman
+is capable, and with which every
+Frenchman is in raptures. All looks
+rich, warm, and <em>operatic</em>.</p>
+
+<p>One characteristic change has
+struck me everywhere in Paris&mdash;the
+men dress better, and the women
+worse. When I was last here, the
+men dressed half bandit and half Hottentot.
+The revolutionary mystery
+was at work, and the hatred of the
+Bourbons was emblematised in a conical
+hat, a loose neckcloth, tremendous
+trousers, and the scowl of a stage
+conspirator. The Parisian men have
+since learned the decencies of <em>dress</em>.</p>
+
+<p>As I entered the house before the
+rising of the curtain, I had leisure to
+look about me, and I found even in
+the audience a strong contrast to
+those of London. By that kind of
+contradiction to everything rational
+and English which governs the Parisian,
+the women seem to choose <i lang="fr" xml:lang="fr">dishabille</i>
+for the Opera.</p>
+
+<p>As the house was crowded, and the
+boxes are let high, and the performance
+of the night was popular, I
+might presume that some of the <i lang="fr" xml:lang="fr">élite</i>
+were present, yet I never saw so
+many <em>ill-dressed</em> women under one
+roof. Bonnets, shawls, muffles of all
+kinds, were the <em>costume</em>. How different
+from the finish, the splendour,
+and the <em>fashion</em> of the English opera-box.
+I saw hundreds of women who
+appeared, by their dress, scarcely
+above the rank of shopkeepers, yet,
+who probably were among the Parisian
+leaders of fashion, if in republican
+Paris there are <em>any</em> leaders of
+fashion.</p>
+
+<p>But I came to be interested, to enjoy,
+to indulge in a feast of music and<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_311" id="Page_311">[311]</a></span>
+acting; with no fastidiousness of criticism,
+and with every inclination to
+be gratified. In the opera itself I was
+utterly disappointed. The Opera was
+<em>Zerline</em>, or, <em>The Basket of Oranges</em>.
+The composer was the first living
+musician of France, Auber; the writer
+was the most popular dramatist of his
+day, Scribe; the Prima Donna was
+Alboni, to whom the manager of the
+Opera in London had not thought it
+too much to give £4000 for a single
+season. I never paid my francs with
+more willing expectation: and I never
+saw a performance of which I so soon
+got weary.</p>
+
+<p>The plot is singularly trifling. Zerline,
+an orange-girl of Palermo, has
+had a daughter by Boccanera, a man
+of rank, who afterwards becomes
+Viceroy of Sicily. Zerline is captured
+by pirates, and carried to Algiers.
+The opera opens with her return to
+Palermo, after so many years that
+her daughter is grown up to womanhood;
+and Boccanera is emerged into
+public life, and has gradually became
+an officer of state.</p>
+
+<p>The commencing scene has all the
+animation of the French picturesque.
+The Port of Palermo is before the
+spectator; the location is the Fruit
+Market. Masses of fruits, with smart
+peasantry to take care of them, cover
+the front of the stage. The background
+is filled up with Lazzaroni
+lying on the ground, sleeping, or eating
+macaroni. The Prince Boccanera
+comes from the palace; the crowd
+observe 'Son air sombre;' the Prince
+sings&mdash;</p>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">"On a most unlucky day,<br /></span>
+<span class="i1">Satan threw her in my way;<br /></span>
+<span class="i1">I the princess took to wife,<br /></span>
+<span class="i1">Now the torture of my life," &amp;c.<br /></span>
+</div></div>
+
+<p>After this matrimonial confession,
+which extends to details, the prime
+minister tells us of his love still existing
+for Zerline, whose daughter he
+has educated under the name of niece,
+and who is now the Princess Gemma,
+and about to be married to a court
+noble.</p>
+
+<p>A ship approaches the harbour;
+Boccanera disappears; the Lazzaroni
+hasten to discharge the cargo. Zerline
+lands from the vessel, and sings a
+cavatina in praise of Palermo:&mdash;</p>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">"O Palerme! O Sicile!<br /></span>
+<span class="i1">Beau ciel, plaine fertile!"<br /></span>
+</div></div>
+
+<p>Zerline is a dealer in oranges, and
+she lands her cargo, placing it in the
+market. The original tenants of the
+place dispute her right to come among
+them, and are about to expel her by
+force, when a marine officer, Rodolf,
+takes her part, and, drawing his
+sword, puts the whole crowd to flight.
+Zerline, moved by this instance of heroism,
+tells him her story, that she
+was coming "un beau matin" to the
+city to sell oranges, when a pitiless
+corsair captured her, and carried her
+to Africa, separating her from her
+child, whom she had not seen for fifteen
+years; that she escaped to
+Malta, laid in a stock of oranges there;&mdash;and
+thus the events of the day occurred.
+Rodolf, this young hero, is costumed
+in a tie-wig with powder, stiff
+skirts, and the dress of a century ago.
+What tempted the author to put not
+merely his hero, but all his court characters,
+into the costume of Queen
+Anne, is not easily conceivable, as
+there is nothing in the story which
+limits it in point of time.</p>
+
+<p>Zerline looks after him with sudden
+sympathy, says that she heard him
+sigh, that he must be unhappy, and
+that, if her daughter lives, he is just
+the <em>husband</em> for her,&mdash;Zerline not having
+been particular as to marriage
+herself. She then rambles about the
+streets, singing,</p>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">"Achetez mes belles oranges,<br /></span>
+<span class="i1">Des fruits divins, des fruits exquis;<br /></span>
+<span class="i1">Des oranges comme les anges<br /></span>
+<span class="i1">N'en <em>goutent pas en Paradis</em>."<br /></span>
+</div></div>
+
+<p>After this "hommage aux oranges!"
+to the discredit of Paradise, on which
+turns the plot of the play, a succession
+of maids of honour appear, clad
+in the same unfortunate livery of fardingales,
+enormous flat hats, powdered
+wigs, and stomachers. The
+Princess follows them, apparently
+armed by her costume against all the
+assaults of Cupid. But she, too, has an
+"affaire du c&oelig;ur" upon her hands. In
+fact, from the Orangewoman up to
+the Throne, Cupid is the Lord of Palermo,
+with its "beau ciel, plaine fertile."
+The object of the Princess's
+love is the Marquis de Buttura, the
+suitor of her husband's supposed
+niece. Here is a complication! The
+enamoured wife receives a billet-doux
+from the suitor, proposing a meeting
+on his return from hunting. She tears<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_312" id="Page_312">[312]</a></span>
+the billet for the purpose of concealment,
+and in her emotion drops the fragments
+on the floor. That billet performs
+all important part in the end. The
+enamoured lady buys an orange, and
+gives a gold piece for it. Zerline, not
+accustomed to be so well paid for her
+fruit, begins to suspect this outrageous
+liberality; and having had experience
+in these matters, picks up the fragments
+of the letter, and gets into the
+whole secret.</p>
+
+<p>The plot proceeds: the daughter
+of the orangewoman now appears.
+She is clad in the same preposterous
+habiliments. As the niece of the minister,
+she is created a princess, (those
+things are cheap in Italy,) and she,
+too, is in love with the officer in the
+tie-wig. She recognises the song of
+Zerline, "Achetez mes belles oranges,"
+and sings the half of it. On this, the
+mother and daughter now recognise
+each other. It is impossible to go
+further in such a <i lang="fr" xml:lang="fr">denouement</i>. If
+Italian operas are proverbially silly,
+we are to recollect that this is not an
+Italian, but a French one; and that
+it is by the most popular comic writer
+of France.</p>
+
+<p>The marriage of Gemma and Rodolf
+is forbidden by the pride of the
+King's sister, the wife of Boccanera,
+but Zerline interposes, reminds her of
+the orange <em>affair</em>, threatens her with
+the discovery of the billet-doux, and
+finally makes her give her consent:
+and thus the curtain drops. I grew
+tired of all this insipidity, and left
+the theatre before the catastrophe.
+The music seemed to me fitting for
+the plot&mdash;neither better nor worse;
+and I made my escape with right
+good-will from the clamour and crash
+of the orchestra, and from the loves
+and <i lang="fr" xml:lang="fr">faux pas</i> of the belles of Palermo.</p>
+
+<p><em>The Obelisk.</em>&mdash;I strayed into the
+Place de la Concorde, beyond comparison
+the finest <em>space</em> in Paris.
+I cannot call it a square, nor does
+it equal in animation the Boulevard;
+but in the <em>profusion</em> of noble architecture
+it has no rival in Paris, nor
+in Europe. <i lang="fr" xml:lang="fr">Vive la Despotisme!</i>
+every inch of it is owing to Monarchy.
+Republics build nothing, if we except
+prisons and workhouses. They are proverbially
+squalid, bitter, and beggarly.
+What has America, with all her boasting,
+ever built, but a warehouse or a
+conventicle? The Roman Republic,
+after seven hundred years' existence,
+remained a collection hovels till an
+Emperor faced them with marble. If
+Athens exhibited her universal talents
+in the splendour of her architecture,
+we must recollect that Pericles was
+her <em>master</em> through life&mdash;as substantially
+<em>despotic</em>, by the aid of the
+populace, as an Asiatic king by
+his guards; and recollect, also, that
+an action of damages was brought
+against him for "wasting the public
+money on the Parthenon," the glory
+of Athens in every succeeding age.
+Louis Quatorze, Napoleon, and Louis
+Philippe&mdash;two openly, and the third
+secretly, as despotic as the Sultan&mdash;were
+the true builders of Paris.</p>
+
+<p>As I stood in the centre of this
+vast enclosure, I was fully struck
+with the effect of <em>scene</em>. The sun
+was sinking into a bed of gold and
+crimson clouds, that threw their hue
+over the long line of the Champs
+Elysées. Before me were the two
+great fountains, and the Obelisk of
+Luxor. The fountains had ceased to
+play, from the lateness of the hour,
+but still looked massive and gigantic;
+the obelisk looked shapely and superb.
+The gardens of the Tuilleries were on
+my left&mdash;deep dense masses of foliage,
+surmounted in the distance by the tall
+roofs of the old Palace; on my right,
+the verdure of the Champs Elysées,
+with the Arc de l'Etoile rising above
+it, at the end of its long and noble
+avenue; in my front the Palace of
+the Legislature, a chaste and elegant
+structure; and behind me, glowing
+in the sunbeams, the Madeleine, the
+noblest church&mdash;I think the noblest
+edifice, in Paris, and perhaps not surpassed
+in beauty and grandeur, for
+its size, by any place of worship in
+Europe. The air cool and sweet from
+the foliage, the vast <em>place</em> almost
+solitary, and undisturbed by the cries
+which are incessant in this babel
+during the day, yet with that gentle
+confusion of sounds which makes
+the murmur and the music of a great
+city. All was calm, noble, and
+soothing.</p>
+
+<p>The obelisk of Luxor which stands
+in the centre of the "Place," is one
+of two Monoliths, or pillars of a
+single stone, which, with Cleopatra's<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_313" id="Page_313">[313]</a></span>
+Needle, were given by Mehemet Ali
+to the French, at the time when, by
+their alliance, he expected to have
+made himself independent. All the
+dates of Egyptian antiquities are uncertain&mdash;notwithstanding
+Young and
+his imitator Champollion&mdash;but the
+date <em>assigned</em> to this pillar is 1550
+years before the Christian era. The
+two obelisks stood in front of the
+great temple of Thebes, now named
+Luxor, and the hieroglyphics which
+cover this one, from top to bottom, are
+supposed to relate the exploits and
+incidents of the reign of Sesostris.</p>
+
+<p>It is of red Syenite; but, from time
+and weather, it is almost the colour of
+limestone. It has an original flaw up
+a third of its height, for which the
+Egyptian masons provided a remedy
+by wedges, and the summit is slightly
+broken. The height of the monolith
+is seventy-two feet three inches,
+which would look insignificant, fixed
+as it is in the centre of lofty buildings,
+but for its being raised on a
+plinth of granite, and that again
+raised on a pedestal of immense
+blocks of granite&mdash;the height of the
+plinth and the pedestal together being
+twenty-seven feet, making the entire
+height nearly one hundred. The weight
+of the monolith is five hundred thousand
+pounds; the weight of the pedestal
+is half that amount, and the weight of
+the blocks probably makes the whole
+amount to nine hundred thousand,
+which is the weight of the obelisk at
+Rome. It was erected in 1836, by
+drawing it up an inclined plane of masonry,
+and then raising it by cables and
+capstans to the perpendicular. The
+operation was tedious, difficult, and
+expensive; but it was worth the
+labour; and the monolith now forms
+a remarkable monument of the zeal
+of the king, and of the liberality of
+his government.</p>
+
+<p>There is, I understand, an obelisk
+remaining in Egypt, which was given
+by the Turkish government to the
+British army, on the expulsion of the
+French from Egypt, but which has
+been unclaimed, from the difficulty of
+carrying it to England.</p>
+
+<p>That difficulty, it must be acknowledged,
+is considerable. In transporting
+and erecting the obelisk of Luxor
+six years were employed. I have not
+heard the expense, but it must have
+been large. A vessel was especially
+constructed at Toulon, for its conveyance
+down the Nile. A long
+road was to be made from the Nile to
+the Temple. Then the obelisk required
+to be protected from the accidents
+of carriage, which was done by
+enclosing it in a wooden case. It was
+then drawn by manual force to
+the river&mdash;and this employed three
+months. Then came the trouble of
+embarking it, for which the vessel
+had to be nearly sawn through; then
+came the crossing of the bar at
+Rosetta&mdash;a most difficult operation at
+the season of the year; then the
+voyage down the Mediterranean, the
+vessel being towed by a steamer; then
+the landing at Cherbourg, in 1833;
+and, lastly, the passage up the Seine,
+which occupied nearly four months,
+reaching Paris in December; thenceforth
+its finishing and erection, which
+was completed only in three years
+after.</p>
+
+<p>This detail may have some interest,
+as we have a similar project before
+us. But the whole question is,
+whether the transport of the obelisk
+which remains in Egypt for us is
+worth the expense. We, without
+hesitation, say that it <em>is</em>. The French
+have shown that it is <em>practicable</em>, and
+it is a matter of <em>rational</em> desire to
+show that we are not behind the
+French either in power, in ability, or
+in zeal, to adorn our cities. The
+obelisk transported to England would
+be a proud monument, without being
+an offensive one, of a great achievement
+of our armies; it would present
+to our eyes, and those of our children,
+a relic of the most civilised kingdom of
+the early ages; it would sustain the
+recollections of the scholar by its
+record, and might kindle the energy
+of the people by the sight of what
+had been accomplished by the prowess
+of Englishmen.</p>
+
+<p>If it be replied that such views are
+Utopian, may we not ask, what is
+the use of all antiquity, since we can
+eat and drink as well without it?
+But we cannot <em>feel</em> as loftily without
+it; many a lesson of vigour, liberality,
+and virtue would be lost to us without
+it; we should lose the noblest examples
+of the arts, some of the finest
+displays of human genius in architecture,
+a large portion of the teaching of<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_314" id="Page_314">[314]</a></span>
+the public mind in all things great, and
+an equally large portion of the incentives
+to public virtue in all things
+self-denying. The labour, it is true,
+of conveying the obelisk would be
+serious, the expense considerable, and
+we might not see it erected before the
+gate of Buckingham Palace these ten
+years. But it would be erected at
+<em>last</em>. It would be a trophy&mdash;it would
+be an abiding memorial of the extraordinary
+country from which civilisation
+spread to the whole world.</p>
+
+<p>But the two grand fountains ought
+especially to stimulate our emulation.
+Those we can have without a voyage
+from Alexandria to Portsmouth, or a
+six years' delay.</p>
+
+<p>The fountains of the Place de la
+Concorde would deserve praise if it
+were only for their beauty. At a
+distance sufficient for the picturesque,
+and with the sun shining on them,
+they actually look like domes and
+cataracts of molten silver; and a
+nearer view does not diminish their
+right to admiration. They are both
+lofty, perhaps, fifty feet high, both
+consisting of three basins, lessening
+in size in proportion to their height,
+and all pouring out sheets of water
+from the trumpets of Tritons, from
+the mouths of dolphins, and from
+allegorical figures. One of those
+fountains is in honour of Maritime
+Navigation, and the other of the
+Navigation of Rivers. In the former
+the figures represent the Ocean and
+the Mediterranean, with the Genii
+of the fisheries; and in the upper
+basin are Commerce, Astronomy,
+Navigation, &amp;c., all capital bronzes,
+and all spouting out floods of water.
+The fountain of River Navigation is
+not behind its rival in bronze or
+water. It exhibits the Rhine and the
+Rhone, with the Genii of fruits and
+flowers, of the vintage and the harvest,
+with the usual attendance of
+Tritons. Why the artist had no room
+for the Seine and the Garonne, while
+he introduced the Rhine, which is not
+a French river in any part of its
+course, must be left for his explanation;
+but the whole constitutes a
+beautiful and magnificent object, and,
+with the sister fountain, perhaps
+forms the finest display of the kind in
+Europe. I did not venture, while
+looking at those stately monuments
+of French art, to turn my thoughts to
+our own unhappy performances in
+Trafalgar Square&mdash;the rival of a
+soda-water bottle, yet the work of a
+people of boundless wealth, and the
+first machinists in the world.</p>
+
+<p><i lang="fr" xml:lang="fr">The Jardin des Plantes.</i>&mdash;I found
+this fine establishment crowded with
+the lower orders&mdash;fathers and mothers,
+nurses, old women, and soldiers. As
+it includes the popular attractions of a
+zoological garden, as well as a botanical,
+every day sees its visitants, and
+every holiday its crowds. The plants
+are for science, and for that I had no
+time, even had I possessed other
+qualifications; but the zoological collection
+were for curiosity, and of that
+the spectators had abundance. Yet
+the animals of pasture appeared to be
+languid, possibly tired of the perpetual
+bustle round them&mdash;for all animals
+love quiet at certain times, and escape
+from the eye of man, when escape is
+in their power. Possibly the heat of
+the weather, for the day was remarkably
+sultry, might have contributed
+to their exhaustion. But if they have
+memory&mdash;and why should they not?&mdash;they
+must have strangely felt the
+contrast of their free pastures, shady
+woods, and fresh streams, with the
+little patch of ground, the parched
+soil, and the clamour of ten thousand
+tongues round them. I could imagine
+the antelope's intelligent eye, as he
+lay panting before us on his brown
+patch of soil, comparing it with the
+ravines of the Cape, or the eternal
+forests clothing the hills of his native
+Abyssinia.</p>
+
+<p>But the object of all popular interest
+was the pit of the bears;
+there the crowd was incessant and
+delighted. But the bears, three or
+four huge brown beasts, by no means
+<em>reciprocated</em> the popular feeling. They
+sat quietly on their hind-quarters,
+gazing grimly at the groups which
+lined their rails, and tossed cakes and
+apples to them from above. They
+had probably been saturated with
+sweets, for they scarcely noticed anything
+but by a growl. They were
+insensible to apples&mdash;even oranges
+could not make them move, and cakes
+they seemed to treat with scorn. It
+was difficult to conceive that those
+heavy and unwieldy-looking animals
+could be ferocious; but the Alpine<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_315" id="Page_315">[315]</a></span>
+hunter knows that they are as fierce
+as the tiger, and nearly as quick and
+dangerous in their spring.</p>
+
+<p>The carnivorous beasts were few,
+and, except in the instance of one
+lion, of no remarkable size or beauty.
+As they naturally doze during the
+day, their languor was no proof of
+their weariness; but I have never
+seen an exhibition of this kind without
+some degree of regret. The plea
+of the promotion of science is nothing.
+Even if it were important to science
+to be acquainted with the habits of
+the lion and tiger, which it is not,
+their native habits are not to be
+learned from the animal shut up in a
+cage. The chief exertion of their
+sagacity and their strength in the
+native state is in the pursuit of prey;
+yet what of these can be learned from
+the condition in which the animal
+dines as regularly as his keeper, and
+divides his time between feeding and
+sleep? Half-a-dozen lions let loose in
+the Bois de Boulogne would let the
+naturalist into more knowledge of their
+nature than a menagerie for fifty years.</p>
+
+<p>The present system is merely
+cruel; and the animals, without exercise,
+without air, without the common
+excitement of free motion, which all
+animals enjoy so highly&mdash;perhaps
+much more highly than the human
+race&mdash;fall into disease and die, no
+doubt miserably, though they cannot
+draw up a <i lang="fr" xml:lang="fr">rationale</i> of their sufferings.
+I have been told that the lions
+in confinement die chiefly of consumption&mdash;a
+singularly sentimental disease
+for this proud ravager of the desert.
+But the whole purpose of display
+would be answered as effectually by
+exhibiting half-a-dozen lions' <em>skins</em>
+stuffed, in the different attitudes of
+seizing their prey, or ranging the
+forest, or feeding. At present nothing
+is seen but a great beast asleep,
+or restlessly moving in a space of
+half-a-dozen square feet, and pining
+away in his confinement. An eagle
+on his perch and with a chain on his
+leg, in a menagerie, always appears
+to me like a dethroned monarch; and
+I have never seen him thus cast down
+from his "high estate" without longing
+to break his chain, and let him
+spread his wing, and delight his
+splendid eye with the full view of his
+kingdom of the Air.</p>
+
+<p>The Jardin dates its origin as far
+back as Louis XIII., when the king's
+physician recommended its foundation
+for science. The French are
+fond of gardening, and are good gardeners;
+and the climate is peculiarly
+favourable to flowers, as is evident
+from the market held every morning
+in summer by the side of the Madeleine,
+where the greatest abundance
+of the richest flowers I ever saw is
+laid out for the luxury of the Parisians.</p>
+
+<p>The Jardin, patronised by kings
+and nobles, flourished through successive
+reigns; but the appointment
+of Buffon, about the middle of the
+eighteenth century, suddenly raised it
+to the pinnacle of European celebrity.
+The most eloquent writer of his time,
+(in the style which the French call
+eloquence,) a man of family, and a
+man of opulence, he made Natural
+History the <em>fashion</em>, and in France
+that word is magic. It accomplishes
+everything&mdash;it includes everything.
+All France was frantic with the study
+of plants, animals, poultry-yards, and
+projects for driving tigers in cabriolets,
+and harnessing lions <i lang="fr" xml:lang="fr">à la Cybele</i>.</p>
+
+<p>But Buffon mixed good sense with
+his inevitable <em>charlatanrie</em>&mdash;he selected
+the ablest men whom he could
+find for his professors; and in France
+there is an extraordinary quantity of
+"ordinary" cleverness&mdash;they gave
+amusing lectures, and they won the
+hearts of the nation.</p>
+
+<p>But the Revolution came, and
+crushed all institutions alike. Buffon,
+fortunate in every way, had died in
+the year before, in 1788, and was thus
+spared the sight of the general ruin.
+The Jardin escaped, through some
+plea of its being national property;
+but the professors had fled, and were
+starving, or starved.</p>
+
+<p>The Consulate, and still more the
+Empire, restored the establishment.
+Napoleon was ambitious of the character
+of a man of science, he was a
+member of the Institute, he knew the
+French character, and he flattered the
+national vanity, by indulging it with
+the prospect of being at the head of
+human knowledge.</p>
+
+<p>The institution had by this time
+been so long regarded as a public
+show that it was beginning to be
+regarded as nothing else. Gratuitous<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_316" id="Page_316">[316]</a></span>
+lectures, which are always good for
+nothing, and to which all kinds of
+people crowd with corresponding profit,
+were gradually reducing the character
+of the Jardin; when Cuvier,
+a man of talent, was appointed to one
+of the departments of the institution,
+and he instantly revived its popularity;
+and, what was of more importance,
+its public use.</p>
+
+<p>Cuvier devoted himself to comparative
+anatomy and geology. The
+former was a study within human
+means, of which he had the materials
+round him, and which, being intended
+for the instruction of man, is evidently
+intended for his investigation.
+The latter, in attempting to fix the
+age of the world, to decide on the
+process of creation, and to contradict
+Scripture by the ignorance of man,
+is merely an instance of the presumption
+of <em>Sciolism</em>. Cuvier exhibited
+remarkable dexterity in discovering
+the species of the fossil fishes, reptiles,
+and animals. The science was
+not new, but he threw it into a new
+form&mdash;he made it interesting, and he
+made it probable. If a large proportion
+of his supposed discoveries were
+merely ingenious guesses, they were
+at least guesses which there was nobody
+to refute, and they <em>were ingenious</em>&mdash;that
+was enough. Fame followed
+him, and the lectures of the
+ingenious theorist were a popular
+novelty. The "Cabinet of Comparative
+Anatomy" in the Jardin is the
+monument of his diligence, and it
+does honour to the sagacity of his
+investigation.</p>
+
+<p>One remark, however, must be
+made. On a former visit to the
+Cabinet of Comparative Anatomy,
+among the collection of skeletons, I
+was surprised and disgusted with the
+sight of the skeleton of the Arab who
+killed General Kleber in Egypt. The
+Arab was impaled, and the iron spike
+was shown <em>still sticking in the</em> spine!
+I do not know whether this hideous
+object is still to be seen, for I have not
+lately visited the apartment; but, if
+existing still, it ought to remain no
+longer in a museum of science. Of
+course, the assassin deserved death;
+but, in all probability, the murder
+which made him guilty, was of the
+same order as that which made Charlotte
+Corday famous. How many of his
+countrymen had died by the soldiery
+of France! In the eye of Christianity,
+this is no palliation; though in the
+eye of Mahometanism it might constitute
+a patriot and a hero. At all
+events, so frightful a spectacle ought
+<em>not</em> to meet the public eye.</p>
+
+<p><i lang="fr" xml:lang="fr">Hôtel des Invalides.</i>&mdash;The depository
+of all that remains of Napoleon,
+the monument of almost two hundred
+years of war, and the burial-place
+of a whole host of celebrated
+names, is well worth the visit of
+strangers; and I entered the esplanade
+of the famous <i lang="fr" xml:lang="fr">hôtel</i> with due veneration,
+and some slight curiosity to see
+the changes of time. I had visited
+this noble pile immediately after the
+fall of Napoleon, and while it still
+retained the honours of an imperial
+edifice. Its courts now appeared to
+me comparatively desolate; this, however,
+may be accounted for by the
+cessation of those wars which peopled
+them with military mutilation. The
+establishment was calculated to provide
+for five thousand men; and, at
+that period, probably, it was always
+full. At present, scarcely more than
+half the number are under its roof; and,
+as even the Algerine war is reduced
+to skirmishes with the mountaineers
+of the Atlas, that number must be
+further diminishing from year to year.</p>
+
+<p>The Cupola then shone with gilding.
+This was the work of Napoleon, who
+had a stately eye for the ornament of
+his imperial city. The cupola of the
+Invalides thus glittered above all the
+roofs of Paris, and was seen glittering
+to an immense distance. It might
+be taken for the dedication of the
+French capital to the genius of War.
+This gilding is now worn off practically,
+as well as metaphorically, and
+the <em>prestige</em> is lost.</p>
+
+<p>The celebrated Edmund Burke, all
+whose ideas were grand, is said to
+have proposed gilding the cupola of
+St Paul's, which certainly would have
+been a splendid sight, and would
+have thrown a look of stateliness over
+that city to which the ends of the
+earth turn their eyes. But the civic
+spirit was not equal to the idea, and
+it has since gone on lavishing ten
+times the money on the embellishment
+of <em>lanes</em>.</p>
+
+<p>The Chapel of the Invalides looked
+gloomy, and even neglected; the great<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_317" id="Page_317">[317]</a></span>
+Magician was gone. Some service was
+performing, as it is in the Romish
+chapels at most hours of the day:
+some poor people were kneeling in
+different parts of the area; and some
+strangers were, like myself, wandering
+along the nave, looking at the
+monuments to the fallen military
+names of France. On the pillars in
+the nave are inscriptions to the
+memory of Jourdan, Lobau, and
+Oudinot. There is a bronze tablet to
+the memory of Marshal Mortier, who
+was killed by Fieschi's infernal machine,
+beside Louis Philippe; and to
+Damremont, who fell in Algiers.</p>
+
+<p>But the chapel is destined to exhibit
+a more superb instance of national
+recollection&mdash;the tomb of Napoleon,
+which is to be finished in 1852. A
+large circular crypt, dug in the centre
+of the second chapel (which is to be
+united with the first,) is the site of the
+sarcophagus in which the remains of
+Napoleon lie. Coryatides, columns,
+and bas-reliefs, commemorative of his
+battles, are to surround the sarcophagus.
+The coryatides are to represent
+War, Legislation, Art, and
+Science; and in front is to be raised
+an altar of black marble. The architect
+is Visconti, and the best statuaries
+in Paris are to contribute the decorations.
+The expense will be enormous.
+In the time of Louis Philippe
+it had already amounted to nearly
+four millions of francs. About three
+millions more are now demanded for
+the completion, including an equestrian
+statue. On the whole, the
+expense will be not much less than
+seven millions of francs!</p>
+
+<p>The original folly of the nation, and
+of Napoleon, in plundering the Continent
+of statues and pictures, inevitably
+led to retribution, on the first
+reverse of fortune. The plunder of
+money, or of arms, or of anything
+consumable, would have been exempt
+from this mortification; but pictures
+and statues are permanent things,
+and always capable of being re-demanded.
+Their plunder was an
+extension of the law of spoil unknown
+in European hostilities, or in history,
+except perhaps in the old Roman
+ravage of Greece. Napoleon, in
+adopting the practice of heathenism
+for his model, and the French nation&mdash;in
+their assumed love of the arts
+violating the sanctities of art, by
+removing the noblest works from the
+edifices for which they were created,
+and from the lights and positions for
+which the great artists of Italy designed
+them&mdash;fully deserved the vexation
+of seeing them thus carried back
+to their original cities. The moral will,
+it is to be presumed, be learned from
+this signal example, that the works
+of genius are <em>naturally</em> exempt from
+the sweep of plunder; that even the
+violences of war must not be extended
+beyond the necessities of conquest;
+and that an act of injustice is <em>sure</em> to
+bring down its punishment in the
+most painful form of retribution.</p>
+
+<p><em>The Artesian Well.</em>&mdash;Near the Hôtel
+des Invalides is the celebrated well
+which has given the name to all the
+modern experiments of boring to great
+depths for water. The name of
+Artesian is said to be taken from the
+province of Artois, in which the practice
+has been long known. The want
+of water in Paris induced a M. Mulot
+to commence the work in 1834.</p>
+
+<p>The history of the process is instructive.
+For six years there was no prospect
+of success; yet M. Mulot gallantly
+persevered. All was inexorable chalk;
+the boring instrument had broken
+several times, and the difficulty thus
+occasioned may be imagined from its
+requiring a length of thirteen hundred
+feet! even in an early period of
+the operation. However, early in
+1841 the chalk gave signs of change,
+and a greenish sand was drawn up.
+On the 26th of February this was
+followed by a slight effusion of water,
+and before night the stream burst up
+to the mouth of the excavation,
+which was now eighteen hundred feet
+in depth. Yet the water rapidly rose
+to a height of one hundred and twelve
+feet above the mouth of the well by a
+pipe, which is now supported by scaffolding,
+giving about six hundred gallons
+of water a minute.</p>
+
+<p>Even the memorable experiment
+confutes, so far as it goes, the geological
+notion of strata laid under each
+other in their proportions of gravity.
+The section of the boring shows chalk,
+sand, gravel, shells, &amp;c., and this
+order sometimes reversed, in the most
+casual manner, down to a depth five
+times the height of the cupola of the
+Invalides.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_318" id="Page_318">[318]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>The heat of the water was 83° of
+Fahrenheit. In the theories with
+which the philosophers of the Continent
+have to feed their imaginations
+is that of a <em>central fire</em>, which is felt
+through all the strata, and which
+warms everything in proportion to its
+nearness to the centre. Thus, it was
+proposed to dig an Artesian well of
+three thousand feet, for the supply of
+hot water to the Jardin des Plantes
+and the neighbouring hospitals. It
+was supposed that, at this depth, the
+heat would range to upwards of 100°
+of Fahrenheit. But nothing has been
+done. Even the Well of Grenelle
+has rather disappointed the public
+expectation; of late the supply has
+been less constant, and the boring is
+to be renewed to a depth of two thousand
+feet.</p>
+
+<p><em>The Napoleon Column.</em>&mdash;This is the
+grand feature of the Place de Vendôme,
+once the site of the Hôtel Vendôme,
+built by the son of Henry IV.
+and Gabrielle d'Estrées; afterwards
+pulled down by Louis XIV., afterwards
+abandoned to the citizens, and
+afterwards surrounded, as it is at this
+day, with the formal and heavy architecture
+of Mansard. The "Place"
+has, like everything in Paris, changed
+its name from time to time. It was
+once the "Place des Conquêtes;"
+then it changed to "Louis le Grand;"
+and then it returned to the name of its
+original proprietor. An old figure of
+the "Great King," in all the glories
+of wig and feathers, stood in the
+centre, till justice and the rabble of
+the Revolution broke it down, in the
+first "energies" of Republicanism.
+But the German campaign of 1805
+put all the nation in good humour,
+and the Napoleon Column was raised
+on the site of the dilapidated <em>monarch</em>.</p>
+
+<p>The design of the column is not
+original, for it is taken from the
+Trajan Column at Rome; but it is
+enlarged, and makes a very handsome
+object. When I first saw it, its decorations
+were in peril; for the Austrian
+soldiery were loud for its demolition,
+or at least for stripping off
+its bronze bas-reliefs, they representing
+their successive defeats in that
+ignominious campaign which, in three
+months from Boulogne, finished by
+the capture of Vienna. The Austrian
+troops, however, stoutly retrieved
+their disasters, and, as the proof, were
+then masters of Paris. It was possibly
+this effective feeling that prevailed
+at last to spare the column,
+which the practice of the French
+armies would have entitled them to
+strip without mercy.</p>
+
+<p>In the first instance, a statue of
+Napoleon, as emperor, stood on the
+summit of the pillar. This statue
+had its revolutions too, for it was
+melted down at the restoration of the
+Bourbons, to make a part of the
+equestrian statue of Henry IV. erected
+on the Pont Neuf. A <i lang="fr" xml:lang="fr">fleur-de-lis</i> and
+flagstaff then took its place. The
+Revolution of 1830, which elevated
+Louis Philippe to a temporary throne,
+raised the statue of Napoleon to an
+elevation perhaps as temporary.</p>
+
+<p>It was the shortsighted policy of
+the new monarch to mingle royal
+power with "republican institutions."
+He thus introduced the tricolor once
+more, sent for Napoleon's remains to
+St Helena by permission of England,
+and erected his statue in the old
+"chapeau et redingote gris," the
+characteristics of his soldiership. The
+statue was inaugurated on one of the
+"three glorious days," in July 1833,
+in all the pomp of royalty,&mdash;princes,
+ministers, and troops. So much for
+the consistency of a brother of the
+Bourbon. The pageant passed away,
+and the sacrifice to popularity was
+made without obtaining the fruits.
+Louis Philippe disappeared from the
+scene before the fall of the curtain;
+and, as if to render his catastrophe
+more complete, he not merely left a
+republic behind him, but he lived to
+see the "prisoner of Ham" the president
+of that republic.</p>
+
+<p>How does it happen that an Englishman
+in France cannot stir a single
+step, hear a single word, or see a
+single face, without the conviction
+that he has landed among a people as
+far from him in all their feelings,
+habits, and nature, as if they were
+engendered in the moon? The feelings
+with which the Briton looks on the
+statue of Buonaparte may be mixed
+enough: he may acknowledge him for
+a great soldier, as well as a great
+knave&mdash;a great monarch, as well as a
+little intriguer&mdash;a mighty ruler of
+men, who would have made an adroit<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_319" id="Page_319">[319]</a></span>
+waiter at a <i lang="fr" xml:lang="fr">table d'hôte</i> in the Palais
+Royal. But he never would have
+imagined him into a sentimentalist, a
+shepherd, a Corydon, to be hung
+round with pastoral garlands; an
+opera hero, to delight in the sixpenny
+tribute of bouquets from the
+galleries.</p>
+
+<p>Yet I found the image of this man
+of terror and mystery&mdash;this ravager
+of Europe&mdash;this stern, fierce, and
+subtle master of havoc, decorated like
+a milliner's shop, or the tombs of the
+citizen shopkeepers in the cemeteries,
+with garlands of all sizes!&mdash;the large
+to express copious sorrow, the smaller
+to express diminished anguish, and
+the smallest, like a visiting card, for
+simply leaving their compliments;
+and all this in the face of the people
+who once feared to look in his face,
+and followed his car as if it bore the
+Thunder!</p>
+
+<p>To this spot came the people to offer
+up their sixpenny homage&mdash;to this
+spot came processions of all kinds, to
+declare their republican love for the
+darkest despot of European memory,
+to sing a stave, to walk heroically
+round the railing, hang up their garlands,
+and then, having done their
+duty in the presence of their own
+grisettes, in the face of Paris, and to
+the admiration of Europe, march
+home, and ponder upon the glories of
+the day!</p>
+
+<p>As a work of imperial magnificence,
+the column is worthy of its founder,
+and of the only redeeming point of
+his character&mdash;his zeal for the ornament
+of Paris. It is a monument to
+the military successes of the Empire;
+a trophy one hundred and thirty-five
+feet high, covered with the representations
+of French victory over the
+Austrians and Russians in the campaign
+of 1805. The bas-reliefs are in
+bronze, rising in a continued spiral
+round the column. Yet this is an
+unfortunate sacrifice to the imitation
+of the Roman column. The spiral,
+a few feet above the head of the
+spectator, offers nothing to the eye
+but a roll of rough bronze; the
+figures are wholly and necessarily
+undistinguishable. The only portion
+of those castings which directly meets
+the eye is unfortunately given up to
+the mere uniforms, caps, and arms of
+the combatants. This is the pedestal,
+and it would make a showy decoration
+for a tailor's window. It is a
+clever work of the furnace, but a
+miserable one of invention.</p>
+
+<p>The bronze is said to have been the
+captured cannon of the enemy. On
+the massive bronze door is the inscription
+in Latin:&mdash;"Napoleon, Emperor,
+Augustus, dedicated to the glory of
+the Grand Army this memorial of the
+German War, finished in three months,
+in the year 1805, under his command."</p>
+
+<p>On the summit stands the statue of
+Napoleon, to which, and its changes, I
+have adverted already. But the question
+has arisen, whether there is not
+an error in taste in placing the statue
+of an individual at a height which
+precludes the view of his <em>features</em>.
+This has been made an objection to
+the handsome Nelson Pillar in Trafalgar
+Square. But the obvious answer
+in both instances is, that the
+object is not merely the sight of the
+features, but the perfection of the
+memorial; that the pillar is the true
+<em>monument</em>, and the statue only an
+accessory, though the most <em>suitable</em>
+accessory. But even then the statue
+is not altogether inexpressive. We
+can see the figure and the costume of
+Napoleon nearly as well as they could
+be seen from the balcony of the Tuilleries,
+where all Paris assembled in
+the Carousel to worship him on Sundays,
+at the parade of "La Garde."
+In the spirited statue of Nelson we
+can recognise the figure as well as if
+we were gazing at him within a hundred
+yards in any other direction. It
+is true that pillars are not painters'
+easels, nor is Trafalgar Square a
+sculptor's yard; but the real question
+turns on the effect of the whole. If
+the pillar makes the monument, we
+will not quarrel with the sculptor for
+its not making a <em>miniature</em>. It answers
+its purpose&mdash;it is a noble one;
+it gives a national record of great
+events, and it realises, invigorates,
+and consecrates them by the images
+of the men by whom they were
+achieved.</p>
+
+<p><i lang="fr" xml:lang="fr">Arc de Triomphe de l'Etoile.</i>&mdash;It is
+no small adventure, in a burning day
+of a French summer, to walk the
+length of the Champs Elysées, even
+to see the arch of the Star, (Napoleon's
+<em>Star</em>,) and climb to its summit. Yet<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_320" id="Page_320">[320]</a></span>
+this labour I accomplished with the
+fervour and the fatigue of a pilgrimage.</p>
+
+<p>Why should the name of Republic
+be ever heard in the mouth of a
+Frenchman? All the objects of his
+glory in the Capital of which he
+<em>glories</em>, everything that he can show
+to the stranger&mdash;everything that he
+recounts, standing on tip-toe, and
+looking down on the whole world
+besides&mdash;is the work of monarchy!
+The grand Republic left nothing behind
+but the guillotine. The Bourbons
+and Buonapartes were the creators
+of all to which he points, with an
+exaltation that throws earth into the
+shade from the Alps to the Andes.
+The Louvre, the Madeleine, the Tuilleries,
+the Hôtel de Ville, (now magnified
+and renovated into the most
+stately of town-houses,) the Hôtel
+des Invalides, Nôtre Dame, &amp;c. &amp;c.
+are all the work of Kings. If Napoleon
+had lived half a century longer,
+he would have made Paris a second
+Babylon. If the very clever President,
+who has hitherto managed
+France so dexterously, and whose
+name so curiously combines the monarchy
+and the despotism,&mdash;if Louis
+<em>Napoleon</em> (a name which an old
+Roman would have pronounced an
+omen) should manage it into a Monarchy,
+we shall probably see Paris
+crowded with superb public edifices.</p>
+
+<p>The kings of France were peculiarly
+magnificent in the decoration of the
+entrances to their city. As no power
+on earth can prevent the French from
+crowding into hovels, from living ten
+families in one house, and from appending
+to their cities the most
+miserable, ragged, and forlorn-looking
+suburbs on the globe, the
+monarchs wisely let the national
+habits alone; and resolved, if the
+suburbs must be abandoned to the
+popular fondness for the wigwam, to
+impress strangers with the stateliness
+of their gates. The <i lang="fr" xml:lang="fr">Arc de St Denis</i>,
+once conducting from the most dismal
+of suburbs, is one of the finest
+portals in Paris, or in any European
+city; it is worthy of the Boulevard,
+and that is panegyric at once. Every
+one knows <em>that it was</em> erected in
+honour of the short-lived inroad of
+Louis XIV. into Holland in 1672,
+and the taking of whole muster-rolls
+of forts and villages, left at his mercy,
+ungarrisoned and unprovisioned, by
+the Republican parsimony of the
+Dutch, till a princely defender arose,
+and the young Stadtholder sent back
+the coxcomb monarch faster than he
+came. But the Arc is a noble work,
+and its architecture might well set a
+redeeming example to the London
+<em>improvers</em>. Why not erect an arch in
+Southwark? Why not at all the
+great avenues to the capital? Why
+not, instead of leaving this task to
+the caprices, or even to the bad taste
+of the railway companies, make it a
+branch of the operations of the
+Woods and Forests, and ennoble
+all the entrances of the mightiest
+capital of earthly empire?</p>
+
+<p>The Arch of St Denis is now shining
+in all the novelty of reparation,
+for it was restored so lately as last
+year. In this quarter, which has
+been always of a stormy temperature,
+the insurrection of 1848 raged with
+especial fury; and if the spirits of the
+great ever hover about their monuments,
+Louis XIV. may have seen
+from its summit a more desperate
+conflict than ever figured on its bas-reliefs.</p>
+
+<p>On the Arch of the Porte St Martin
+is a minor monument to minor triumphs,
+but a handsome one. Louis
+XIV. is still the hero. The "Grand
+Monarque" is exhibited as Hercules
+with his club; but as even a monarch
+in those days was nothing without
+his wig, Hercules exhibits a huge
+mass of curls of the most courtly
+dimensions&mdash;he might pass for the
+presiding deity of <i lang="fr" xml:lang="fr">perruquiers</i>.</p>
+
+<p>The <i lang="fr" xml:lang="fr">Arc de Triomphe du Carousel</i>,
+erected in honour of the German
+campaign in 1805, is a costly performance,
+yet poor-looking, from its
+position in the centre of lofty buildings.
+What effect can an isolated arch, of
+but five-and-forty feet high, have
+in the immediate vicinity of masses
+of building, perhaps a hundred feet
+high? Its aspect is consequently
+meagre; and its being placed in the
+centre of a court makes it look useless,
+and, of course, ridiculous. On the
+summit is a figure of War, or Victory,
+in a chariot, with four bronze horses&mdash;the
+horses modelled from the four
+Constantinopolitan horses brought
+by the French from Venice, as part<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_321" id="Page_321">[321]</a></span>
+of the plunder of that luckless city, but
+sent back to Venice by the Allies in
+1815. The design of the arch was from
+that of Severus, in Rome: this secured,
+at least, elegance in its construction;
+but the position is fatal to dignity.</p>
+
+<p>The <i lang="fr" xml:lang="fr">Arc de l'Etoile</i> is the finest
+work of the kind in Paris. It has
+the advantage of being built on an
+elevation, from which it overlooks the
+whole city, with no building of any
+magnitude in its vicinity; and is seen
+from a considerable distance on all the
+roads leading to the capital. Its cost
+was excessive for a work of mere ornament,
+and is said to have amounted
+to nearly half a million sterling!</p>
+
+<p>As I stood glancing over the groups
+on the friezes and faces of this great
+monument, which exhibit war in
+every form of conflict, havoc, and
+victory, the homely thought of "<i lang="la" xml:lang="la">cui
+bono</i>?" struck me irresistibly. Who
+was the better for all this havoc?&mdash;Napoleon,
+whom it sent to a dungeon!
+or the miserable thousands and tens
+of thousands whom it crushed in the
+field?&mdash;or the perhaps more unfortunate
+hundreds of thousands whom
+it sent to the hospital, to die the
+slow death of exhaustion and pain,
+or to live the protracted life of mutilation?
+I have no affectation of
+sentiment at the sight of the soldier's
+grave; he has but taken his share
+of the common lot, with perhaps the
+advantage, which so few men possess,
+of having "done the state some
+service." But, to see this vast monument
+covered with the emblems of
+hostilities, continued through almost
+a quarter of a century, (for the groups
+commence with 1792;) to think of the
+devastation of the fairest countries of
+Europe, of which these hostilities
+were the cause; and to know the utter
+fruitlessness and failure of the result,
+the short-lived nature of the triumph,
+and the frightful depth of the defeat&mdash;-Napoleon
+in ignominious bondage and
+hopeless banishment&mdash;Napoleon, after
+having lorded it over Europe, sent to
+linger out life on a rock in the centre
+of the ocean&mdash;the leader of military
+millions kept under the eye of a British
+sentinel, and no more suffered to
+stray beyond his bounds than a caged
+tiger&mdash;I felt as if the object before me
+was less a trophy than a tomb, less a
+monument of glory than of retribution,
+less the record of national triumph
+than of national frenzy.</p>
+
+<p>I had full liberty for reflection, for
+there was scarcely a human being to
+interrupt me. The bustle of the capital
+did not reach so far, the promenaders
+in the Champs Elysées did
+not venture here; the showy equipages
+of the Parisian "<i lang="fr" xml:lang="fr">nouveaux
+riches</i>" remained where the crowd
+was to be seen; and except a few
+peasants going on their avocations,
+and a bench full of soldiers, sleeping
+or smoking away the weariness of the
+hour, the <i lang="fr" xml:lang="fr">Arc de Triomphe</i>, which
+had cost so much treasure, and was
+the record of so much blood, seemed
+to be totally forgotten. I question, if
+there had been a decree of the Legislature
+to sell the stones, whether it
+would have occasioned more than a
+paragraph in the <cite>Journal des Debats</cite>.</p>
+
+<p>The ascent to the summit is by a
+long succession of dark and winding
+steps, for which a lamp is lighted by
+the porter; but the view from the
+parapet repays the trouble of the
+ascent. The whole basin in which
+Paris lies is spread out before the
+eye. The city is seen in the centre
+of a valley, surrounded on every side
+by a circle of low hills, sheeted with
+dark masses of wood. It was probably
+once the bed of a lake, in which
+the site of the city was an island.
+All the suburb villages came within
+the view, with the fortifications, which
+to a more scientific eye might appear
+formidable, but which to mine appeared
+mere dots in the vast landscape.</p>
+
+<p>This parapet is unhappily sometimes
+used for other purposes than the indulgence
+of the spectacle. A short time
+since, a determined suicide sprang from
+it, after making a speech to the soldiery
+below, assigning his reason for this
+tremendous act&mdash;if reason has anything
+to do in such a desperate determination
+to defy common sense. He
+acted with the quietest appearance of
+deliberation: let himself down on the
+coping of the battlement, from this
+made his speech, as if he had been in the
+tribune; and, having finished it, flung
+himself down a height of ninety feet,
+and was in an instant a crushed and
+lifeless heap on the pavement below.</p>
+
+<p>It is remarkable that, even in these
+crimes, there exists the distinction
+which seems to divide France from<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_322" id="Page_322">[322]</a></span>
+England in every better thing. In
+England, a wretch undone by poverty,
+broken down by incurable pain, afflicted
+by the stings of a conscience
+which she neither knows how to heal
+nor cares how to cure, woman, helpless,
+wretched, and desolate, takes her
+walk under cover of night by the
+nearest river, and, without a witness,
+plunges in. But, in France, the last
+dreadful scene is imperfect without its
+publicity; the suicide must exhibit
+before the people. There must be
+the <i lang="fr" xml:lang="fr">valete et plaudite</i>. The curtain
+must fall with dramatic effect, and
+the actor must make his exit with the
+cries of the audience, in admiration or
+terror, ringing in the ear.</p>
+
+<p>In other cases, however varied, the
+passion for publicity is still the same.
+No man can bear to perish in silence.
+If the atheist resolves on self-destruction,
+he writes a treatise for his publisher,
+or a letter to the journals. If he
+is a man of science, he takes his laudanum
+after supper, and, pen in hand,
+notes the gradual effects of the poison
+for the benefit of science; or he prepares
+a fire of charcoal, quietly inhales
+the vapour, and from his sofa continues
+to scribble the symptoms of
+dissolution, until the pen grows unsteady,
+the brain wanders, and half-a-dozen
+blots close the scene; the
+writing, however, being dedicated to
+posterity, and circulated next day in
+every journal of Paris, till it finally
+permeates through the provinces, and
+from thence through the European
+world.</p>
+
+<p>The number of suicides in Paris
+annually, of late years, has been about
+three hundred,&mdash;out of a population
+of a million, notwithstanding the suppression
+of the gaming-houses, which
+unquestionably had a large share in
+the temptation to this horrible and
+unatonable crime.</p>
+
+<p>The sculptures on the Arc are in
+the best style. They form a history
+of the Consulate and of the Empire.
+Napoleon, of course, is a prominent
+figure; but in the fine bas-relief
+which is peculiarly devoted to himself,
+in which he stands of colossal
+size, with Fame flying over his head,
+History writing the record of his exploits,
+and Victory crowning him,
+the artist has left his work liable to
+the sly sarcasm of a spectator of a
+similar design for the statue of Louis
+XIV. Victory was there holding
+the laurel at a slight distance from
+his head. An Englishman asked
+"whether she was putting it on <em>or
+taking it off</em>?" But another of the
+sculptures is still more unfortunate,
+for it has the unintentional effect of
+commemorating the Allied conquest
+of France in 1814. A young Frenchman
+is seen defending his family; and
+a soldier behind him is seen falling
+from his horse, and the Genius of
+the <em>future</em> flutters over them all. We
+know what that future was.</p>
+
+<p>The building of this noble memorial
+occupied, at intervals, no less than
+thirty years, beginning in 1806, when
+Napoleon issued a decree for its erection.
+The invasion in 1814 put a stop
+to everything in France, and the building
+was suspended. The fruitless and
+foolish campaign of the Duc d'Angoulême,
+in Spain, was regarded by
+the Bourbons as a title to national
+glories, and the building was resumed
+as a trophy to the renown of the Duc.
+It was again interrupted by the expulsion
+of the Bourbons in 1830; but
+was resumed under Louis Philippe,
+and finished in 1836. It is altogether
+a very stately and very handsome
+tribute to the French armies.</p>
+
+<p>But, without affecting unnecessary
+severity of remark, may not the
+wisdom of such a tribute be justly
+doubted? The Romans, though the
+principle of their power was conquest,
+and though their security was almost
+incompatible with peace, yet are said
+to have never repaired a triumphal
+arch. It is true that they built those
+arches (in the latter period of the
+Empire) so solidly as to want no
+repairs. But we have no triumphal
+monuments of the Republic surviving.
+Why should it be the constant policy
+of Continental governments to pamper
+their people with the food of that most
+dangerous and diseased of all vanities,
+the passion for war? And this is not
+said in the declamatory spirit of the
+"Peace Congress," which seems to
+be nothing more than a pretext for
+a Continental ramble, an expedient
+for a little vulgar notoriety among
+foreigners, and an opportunity of getting
+rid of the greatest quantity of
+common-place in the shortest time.
+But, why should not France learn<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_323" id="Page_323">[323]</a></span>
+common sense from the experience of
+England? It is calculated that, of the
+last five hundred years of French history,
+two hundred and fifty have been
+spent in hostilities. In consequence,
+France has been invaded, trampled,
+and impoverished by war; while England,
+during the last three hundred
+years, has never seen the foot of a
+foreign invader.</p>
+
+<p>Let the people of France abolish
+the <em>Conscription</em>, and they will have
+made one advance to liberty. Till
+cabinets are deprived of that material
+of <em>aggressive</em> war, they will
+leave war at the caprice of a weak
+monarch, an ambitious minister, or a
+vainglorious people. It is remarkable
+that, among all the attempts at reforming
+the constitution of France,
+her reformers have never touched upon
+the ulcer of the land, the Conscription,
+the legacy of a frantic Republic,
+taking the children of the country
+from their industry, to plunge them
+into the vices of idleness or the havoc
+of war, and at all times to furnish
+the means, as well as afford the
+temptation, to aggressive war. There
+is not at this hour a soldier of England
+who has been <em>forced</em> into the
+service! Let the French, let all the
+Continental nations, abolish the Conscription,
+thus depriving their governments
+of the means of making war
+upon each other; and what an infinite
+security would not this illustrious
+abolition give to the whole of Europe!&mdash;what
+an infinite saving in the taxes
+which are now wrung from nations by
+the fear of each other!&mdash;and what an
+infinite triumph to the spirit of peace,
+industry, and mutual good-will!</p>
+
+<p><em>The Theatres.</em>&mdash;In the evening I
+wandered along the Boulevard, the
+great centre of the theatres, and was
+surprised at the crowds which, in a
+hot summer night, could venture to
+be stewed alive, amid the smell of
+lamps, the effluvia of orange-peel, the
+glare of lights, and the breathing of
+hundreds or thousands of human
+beings. I preferred the fresh air, the
+lively movement of the Boulevard,
+the glitter of the Cafés, and the
+glow, then tempered, of the declining
+sun&mdash;one of the prettiest moving
+panoramas of Paris.</p>
+
+<p>The French Government take a
+great interest in the popularity of the
+theatres, and exert that species of
+superintendence which is implied in
+a considerable supply of the theatrical
+expenditure. The French Opera
+receives annually from the National
+Treasury no less than 750,000 francs,
+besides 130,000 for retiring pensions.
+To the Théâtre Français, the allowance
+from the Treasury is 240,000
+francs a-year. To the Italian Opera
+the sum granted was formerly 70,000,
+but is now 50,000. Allowances are
+made to the Opera Comique, a most
+amusing theatre, to the Odeon, and
+perhaps to some others&mdash;the whole
+demanding of the budget a sum of
+more than a million of francs.</p>
+
+<p>It is curious that the drama in
+France began with the clergy. In
+the time of Charles VI., a company,
+named "Confrères de la Passion,"
+performed plays founded on the events
+of Scripture, though grossly disfigured
+by the traditions of Monachism. The
+originals were probably the "<em>Mysteries</em>,"
+or plays in the Convents, a
+species of absurd and fantastic representation
+common in all Popish countries.
+At length the life of Manners
+was added to the life of Superstition,
+and singers and grimacers
+were added to the "Confrères."</p>
+
+<p>In the sixteenth century an Italian
+company appeared in Paris, and
+brought with them their opera, the
+invention of the Florentines fifty
+years before. The cessation of the
+civil wars allowed France for a while
+to cultivate the arts of peace; and
+Richelieu, a man who, if it could be
+said of any statesman that he formed
+the mind of the nation, impressed his
+image and superscription upon his
+country, gave the highest encouragement
+to the drama by making it the
+fashion. He even wrote, or assisted
+in writing, popular dramas. Corneille
+now began to flourish, and French
+Tragedy was established.</p>
+
+<p>Mazarin, when minister, and, like
+Richelieu, master of the nation, invited
+or admitted the Italian Opera
+once more into France; and Molière,
+at the head of a new company, obtained
+leave to perform before Louis
+XIV., who thenceforth patronised the
+great comic writer, and gave his company
+a theatre. The Tragedy, Comedy,
+and Opera of France now led
+the way in Europe.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_324" id="Page_324">[324]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>In France, the Great Revolution,
+while it multiplied the theatres with
+the natural extravagance of the time,
+yet, by a consequence equally inevitable,
+degraded the taste of the nation.
+For a long period the legitimate
+drama was almost extinguished:
+it was unexciting to a people trained
+day by day to revolutionary convulsion;
+the pageants on the stage were
+tame to the processions in the streets;
+and the struggles of kings and nobles
+were ridiculous to the men who had
+been employed in destroying a
+dynasty.</p>
+
+<p>Napoleon at once perceived the
+evil, and adopted the only remedy.
+He found no less than <em>thirty</em> theatres
+in Paris. He was not a man to
+pause where he saw his way clearly
+before him; he closed twenty-two of
+those theatres, leaving but eight, and
+those chiefly of the old establishments,
+making a species of compensation to
+the closed houses.</p>
+
+<p>On the return of the Bourbons the
+civil list, as in the old times, assisted
+in the support of the theatres. On
+the accession of Louis Philippe, the
+popular triumph infused its extravagance
+even into the system of the
+drama. The number of the theatres
+increased, and a succession of writers
+of the "New School" filled the
+theatres with abomination. Gallantry
+became the <em>spirit</em> of the drama&mdash;everything
+before the scene was intrigue;
+married life was the perpetual burlesque.
+Wives were the habitual
+heroines of the intrigue, and husbands
+the habitual dupes! To keep faith
+with a husband was a standing jest
+on the stage, to keep it with a seducer
+was the height of human character.
+The former was always described as
+brutal, gross, dull, and born to be
+duped; the latter was captivating,
+generous, and irresistible by any
+matron alive. In fact, wives and
+widows were made for nothing else
+but to give way to the fascinations of
+this class of professors of the arts of
+"good society." The captivator was
+substantially described as a scoundrel,
+a gambler, and a vagabond of the
+basest kind, but withal so honourable,
+so tender, and so susceptible, that his
+atrocities disappeared, or rather were
+transmuted into virtues, by the brilliancy
+of his qualifications for seducing
+the wife of his friend. Perjury, profligacy,
+and the betrayal of confidence
+in the most essential tie of human
+nature, were supreme in popularity in
+the Novel and on the Stage.</p>
+
+<p>The direct consequence is, that
+the crime of adultery is lightly considered
+in France; even the pure speak
+of it without the abhorrence which,
+for every reason, it deserves. Its
+notoriety is rather thought of as an
+anecdote of the day, or the gossiping
+of the soirée; and the most acknowledged
+licentiousness does not exclude
+a man of a certain rank from general
+reception in good society.</p>
+
+<p>One thing may be observed on the
+most casual intercourse with Frenchmen&mdash;that
+the vices which, in our
+country, create disgust and offence in
+grave society, and laughter and levity
+in the more careless, seldom produce
+either the one or the other in France.
+The topic is alluded to with neither a
+frown nor a smile; it is treated, in
+general, as a matter of course, either
+too natural to deserve censure, or too
+common to excite ridicule. It is seldom
+peculiarly alluded to, for the general
+conversation of "Good Society" is
+decorous; but to denounce it would be
+unmannered. The result is an extent
+of illegitimacy enough to corrupt the
+whole rising population. By the registers
+of 1848, of 30,000 children
+born in Paris in that year, there were
+10,000 illegitimate, of which but
+1700 were acknowledged by their
+parents!</p>
+
+<p>The theatrical profession forms an
+important element in the population.
+The actors and actresses amount to
+about 5000. In England they are
+probably not as many hundreds.
+And though the French population is
+35,000,000, while Great Britain has
+little more than twenty, yet the disproportion
+is enormous, and forms a
+characteristic difference of the two
+countries. The persons occupied in
+the "working" of the theatrical system
+amount perhaps to 10,000, and
+the families dependent on the whole
+form a very large and very influential
+class among the general orders of
+society.</p>
+
+<p>But if the Treasury assists in their
+general support, it compels them to
+pay eight per cent of their receipts
+as a contribution to the hospitals.<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_325" id="Page_325">[325]</a></span>
+This sum averages annually a million
+of francs, or £40,000 sterling.</p>
+
+<p>In England we might learn something
+from the theatrical regulations
+of France. The trampling of our
+crowds at the doors of theatres, the
+occasional losses of life and limb, and
+the general inconvenience and confusion
+of the entrance on crowded nights,
+might be avoided by the were adoption
+of French <em>order</em>.</p>
+
+<p>But why should not higher objects
+be held in view? The drama is a
+public <em>necessity</em>; the people will have
+it, whether good or bad. Why should
+not Government offer prizes to the
+best drama, tragic or comic? Why
+should the most distinguished work
+of poetic genius find no encouragement
+from the Government of a nation
+boasting of its love of letters? Why
+shall that encouragement be left to
+the caprice of managers, to the
+finances of struggling establishments,
+or to the tastes of theatres, forced by
+their poverty to pander to the rabble.
+Why should not the mischievous performances
+of those theatres be put
+down, and dramas, founded on the
+higher principles of our nature, be the
+instruments of putting them down?
+Why should not heroism, honour, and
+patriotism, be taught on the national
+stage, as well as the triumphs of the
+highroad, laxity among the higher
+ranks, and vice among all? The
+drama has been charged with corruption.
+Is that corruption essential? It
+has been charged with being a <em>nucleus</em>
+of the loose principles, as its places of
+representation have been haunted by
+the loose characters, of society. But
+what are these but excrescences, generated
+by the carelessness of society,
+by the indolence of magistracy, and
+by the general misconception of the
+real purposes and possible power of
+the stage? That power is magnificent.
+It takes human nature in her
+most <em>impressible</em> form, in the time of
+the glowing heart and the ready tear,
+of the senses animated by scenery,
+melted by music, and spelled by the
+living realities of representation.
+Why should not impressions be
+made in that hour which the man
+would carry with him through all the
+contingencies of life, and which would
+throw a light on every period of his
+being?</p>
+
+<p>The conditions of recompense to
+authors in France make <em>some</em> advance
+to justice. The author of a Drama is
+entitled to a profit on its performance
+in every theatre of France during his
+life, with a continuance for ten years
+after to his heirs. For a piece of
+three or five acts, the remuneration is
+<em>one twelfth part</em> of the gross receipts,
+and for a piece in one act, one twenty-fourth.
+A similar compensation has
+been adopted in the English theatre,
+but seems to have become completely
+nugatory, from the managers' purchasing
+the author's rights&mdash;the transaction
+here being made a private one,
+and the remuneration being at the
+mercy of the manager. But in France
+it is a public matter, an affair of law,
+and looked to by an agent in Paris,
+who registers the performance of the
+piece at all the theatres in the city,
+and in the provinces.</p>
+
+<p>Still, this is injustice. Why should
+the labour of the intellect be less
+permanent than the labour of the
+hands? Why should not the author
+be entitled to make his full demand
+instead of this pittance? If his play
+is worth acting, why is it not worth
+paying for?&mdash;and why should he be
+prohibited from having the fruit of his
+brain as an inheritance to his family,
+as well as the fruit of any other toll?</p>
+
+<p>If, instead of being a man of genius,
+delighting and elevating the mind of
+a nation, he were a blacksmith, he
+might leave his tools and his trade to
+his children without any limit; or if,
+with the produce of his play, he purchased
+a cow, or a cabin, no man
+could lay a claim upon either. But
+he must be taxed for being a man of
+talent; and men of no talent must be
+entitled, by an absurd law and a palpable
+injustice, to tear the fruit of his
+intellectual supremacy from his children
+after ten short years of possession.</p>
+
+<p>No man leaves Paris without regret,
+and without a wish for the
+liberty and peace of its people.</p>
+
+<hr class="chap" />
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_326" id="Page_326">[326]</a></span></p>
+
+
+
+
+<h2>MR RUSKIN'S WORKS.</h2>
+
+<blockquote>
+
+<p><em>Modern Painters</em>, vol. i. Second edition.&mdash;&mdash;<cite>Modern Painters</cite>, vol. ii.&mdash;&mdash;<cite>The
+Seven Lamps of Architecture.</cite>&mdash;&mdash;<cite>The Stones of Venice.</cite>&mdash;&mdash;<cite>Notes on the Construction
+of Sheepfolds.</cite> By <span class="smcap">John Ruskin</span>, M.A.</p></blockquote>
+
+
+<p>On the publication of the first
+volume of Mr Ruskin's work on
+Modern Painters, a notice appeared
+of it in this Magazine. Since that
+time a second volume has been published
+of the same work, with two
+other works on architecture. It is
+the second volume of his <cite>Modern
+Painters</cite> which will at present chiefly
+engage our attention. His architectural
+works can only receive a slight
+and casual notice; on some future
+occasion they may tempt us into a
+fuller examination.</p>
+
+<p>Although the second volume of the
+<cite>Modern Painters</cite> will be the immediate
+subject of our review, we must
+permit ourselves to glance back upon
+the first, in order to connect together
+the topics treated by the two, and to
+prevent our paper from wearing quite
+the aspect of a metaphysical essay;
+for it is the nature of the sentiment
+of the beautiful, and its sources in
+the human mind, which is the main
+subject of this second volume. In
+the first, he had entered at once into
+the arena of criticism, elevating the
+modern artists, and one amongst them
+in particular, at the expense of the old
+masters, who, with some few exceptions,
+find themselves very rudely
+handled.</p>
+
+<p>As we have already intimated, we
+do not hold Mr Ruskin to be a safe
+guide in matters of art, and the present
+volume demonstrates that he is
+no safe guide in matters of philosophy.
+He is a man of undoubted power and
+vigour of mind; he feels strongly,
+and he thinks independently: but he
+is hasty and impetuous; can very
+rarely, on any subject, deliver a calm
+and temperate judgment; and, when
+he enters on the discussion of general
+principles, shows an utter inability to
+seize on, or to appreciate, the wide
+generalisations of philosophy. He is
+not, therefore, one of those men who
+can ever become an authority to be
+appealed to by the less instructed in
+any of the fine arts, or on any topic
+whatever; and this we say with the
+utmost confidence, because, although
+we may be unable in many cases to
+dispute his judgment&mdash;as where he
+speaks of paintings we have not seen,
+or technicalities of art we do not
+affect to understand&mdash;yet he so frequently
+stands forth on the broad
+arena where general and familiar
+principles are discussed, that it is
+utterly impossible <em>to be mistaken in
+the man</em>. On all these occasions he
+displays a very marked and rather
+peculiar combination of power and
+weakness&mdash;of power, the result of
+natural strength of mind; of weakness,
+the inevitable consequence of a
+passionate haste, and an overweening
+confidence. When we hear a person
+of this intellectual character throwing
+all but unmitigated abuse upon works
+which men have long consented to
+admire, and lavishing upon some other
+works encomiums which no conceivable
+perfection of human art could
+justify, it is utterly impossible to
+attach any weight to his opinion, on
+the ground that he has made an especial
+study of any one branch of art.
+Such a man we cannot trust out of
+our sight a moment; we cannot give
+him one inch of ground more than his
+reasoning covers, or our own experience
+would grant to him.</p>
+
+<p>We shall not here revive the controversy
+on the comparative merits of
+the ancient and modern landscape-painters,
+nor on the later productions
+of Mr Turner, whether they are the
+eccentricities of genius or its fullest
+development; we have said enough
+on these subjects before. It is Mr
+Ruskin's book, and not the pictures of
+Claude or Turner, that we have to
+criticise; it is his style, and his manner
+of thinking, that we have to pass
+judgment on.</p>
+
+<p>In all Mr Ruskin's works, and in
+almost every page of them, whether
+on painting, or architecture, or philosophy,
+or ecclesiastical controversy,
+two characteristics invariably prevail:<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_327" id="Page_327">[327]</a></span>
+an extreme dogmatism, and a passion
+for singularity. Every man who
+thinks earnestly would convert all the
+world to his own opinions; but while
+Mr Ruskin would convert all the
+world to his own tastes as well as
+opinions, he manifests the greatest
+repugnance to think for a moment
+like any one else. He has a mortal
+aversion to mingle with a crowd. It
+is quite enough for an opinion to be
+commonplace to insure it his contempt:
+if it has passed out of fashion,
+he may revive it; but to think with
+the existing multitude would be impossible.
+Yet that multitude are to
+think with him. He is as bent on
+unity in matters of taste as others
+are on unity in matters of religion;
+and he sets the example by diverging,
+wherever he can, from the tastes of
+others.</p>
+
+<p>Between these two characteristics
+there is no real contradiction; or
+rather the contradiction is quite familiar.
+The man who most affects
+singularity is generally the most
+dogmatic: he is the very man who
+expresses most surprise that others
+should differ from him. No one is so
+impatient of contradiction as he who
+is perpetually contradicting others;
+and on the gravest matters of religion
+those are often found to be most
+zealous for unity of belief who have
+some pet heresy of their own, for
+which they are battling all their lives.
+The same overweening confidence lies,
+in fact, at the basis of both these
+characteristics. In Mr Ruskin they
+are both seen in great force. No
+matter what the subject he discusses,&mdash;taste
+or ecclesiastical government&mdash;we
+always find the same combination
+of singularity, with a dogmatism approaching
+to intolerance. Thus, the
+Ionic pillar is universally admired.
+Mr Ruskin finds that the fluted shaft
+gives an appearance of weakness.
+No one ever felt this, so long as the
+fluted column is manifestly of sufficient
+diameter to sustain the weight
+imposed on it. But this objection of
+apparent insecurity has been very
+commonly made to the spiral or
+twisted column. Here, therefore, Mr
+Ruskin abruptly dismisses the objection.
+He was at liberty to defend
+the spiral column: we should say
+here, also, that if the weight imposed
+was evidently not too great for even a
+spiral column to support, <em>this</em> objection
+has no place; but why cast the
+same objection, (which perhaps in all
+cases was a mere after-thought)
+against the Ionic shaft, when it had
+never been felt at all? It has been a
+general remark, that, amongst other
+results of the railway, it has given a
+new field to the architect, as well as
+to the engineer. Therefore Mr
+Ruskin resolves that our railroad
+stations ought to have no architecture
+at all. Of course, if he limited his
+objections to inappropriate ornament,
+he would be agreeing with all the
+world: he decides there should be no
+architecture whatever; merely buildings
+more or less spacious, to protect
+men and goods from the weather.
+He has never been so unfortunate, we
+suppose, as to come an hour too soon,
+or the unlucky five minutes too late,
+to a railway station, or he would
+have been glad enough to find himself
+in something better than the large
+shed he proposes. On the grave subject
+of ecclesiastical government he
+has stepped forward into controversy;
+and here he shows both his usual
+propensities in <em>high relief</em>. He has
+some quite peculiar projects of his
+own; the appointment of some hundreds
+of bishops&mdash;we know not what&mdash;and
+a Church discipline to be carried
+out by trial by jury. Desirable or
+not, they are manifestly as impracticable
+as the revival of chivalry.
+But let that pass. Let every man
+think and propose his best. But his
+dogmatism amounts to a disease,
+when, turning from his own novelties,
+he can speak in the flippant intolerant
+manner that he does of the national
+and now time-honoured Church of
+Scotland.</p>
+
+<p>It will be worth while to make, in
+passing, a single quotation from this
+pamphlet, <cite>Notes on the Construction
+of Sheepfolds</cite>. He tells us, in one
+place, that in the New Testament the
+ministers of the Church "are called,
+and call themselves, with absolute
+indifference, Deacons, Bishops, Elders,
+Evangelists, according to what they
+are doing at the time of speaking."
+With such a writer one might, at all
+events, have hoped to live in peace.
+But no. He discovers, nevertheless,
+that Episcopacy is the Scriptural form<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_328" id="Page_328">[328]</a></span>
+of Church government; and, having
+satisfied his own mind of this, no
+opposition or diversity of opinion is
+for a moment to be tolerated.</p>
+
+<blockquote>
+
+<p>"But how," he says, "unite the two
+great sects of paralysed Protestants?
+By keeping simply to Scripture. <em>The
+members of the Scottish Church have not a
+shadow of excuse for refusing Episcopacy</em>:
+it has indeed been abused among them,
+grievously abused; but it is in the Bible,
+and that is all they have a right to ask.</p>
+
+<p>"<em>They have also no shadow of excuse
+for refusing to employ a written form of
+prayer.</em> It may not be to their taste&mdash;it
+may not be the way in which they like
+to pray; but it is no question, at present,
+of likes or dislikes, but of duties; and
+the acceptance of such a form on their
+part would go half way to reconcile them
+with their brethren. Let them allege
+such objections as they can reasonably
+advance against the English form, and
+let these be carefully and humbly weighed
+by the pastors of both Churches: some of
+them ought to be at once forestalled.
+For the English Church, on the other
+hand, <em>must</em>," &amp;c.</p></blockquote>
+
+<p>Into Mr Ruskin's own religious
+tenets, further than he has chosen to
+reveal them in his works, we have no
+wish to pry. But he must cease
+to be Mr Ruskin if they do not exhibit
+some salient peculiarity, coupled
+with a confidence, unusual even
+amongst zealots, that his peculiar
+views will speedily triumph. If he
+can be presumed to belong to any
+sect, it must be the last and smallest
+one amongst us&mdash;some sect as exclusive
+as German mysticism, with pretensions
+as great as those of the
+Church of Rome.</p>
+
+<p>One word on the style of Mr
+Ruskin: it will save the trouble of
+alluding to it on particular occasions.
+It is very unequal. In both his
+architectural works he writes generally
+with great ease, spirit, and
+clearness. There is a racy vigour in
+the page. But when he would be
+very eloquent, as he is disposed to be
+in the <cite>Modern Painters</cite>, he becomes
+very verbose, tedious, obscure, extravagant.
+There is no discipline in his
+style, no moderation, no repose.
+Those qualities which he has known
+how to praise in art he has not aimed
+at in his own writing. A rank luxuriance
+of a semi-poetical diction lies
+about, perfectly unrestrained; metaphorical
+language comes before us in
+every species of disorder; and hyperbolical
+expressions are used till they
+become commonplace. Verbal criticism,
+he would probably look upon
+a very puerile business: he need fear
+nothing of the kind from us; we
+should as soon think of criticising or
+pruning a jungle. To add to the confusion,
+he appears at times to have
+proposed to himself the imitation of
+some of our older writers: pages are
+written in the rhythm of Jeremy
+Taylor; sometimes it is the venerable
+Hooker who seems to be his type;
+and he has even succeeded in combining
+whatever is most tedious and
+prolix in both these great writers. If
+the reader wishes a specimen of this
+sort of <em>modern antique</em>, he may turn
+to the fifteenth chapter of the second
+volume of the <cite>Modern Painters</cite>.</p>
+
+<p>Coupled with this matter of style,
+and almost inseparable from it, is the
+violence of his manner on subjects
+which cannot possibly justify so vehement
+a zeal. We like a generous
+enthusiasm on any art&mdash;we delight in
+it; but who can travel in sympathy
+with a writer who exhausts on so
+much paint and canvass every term
+of rapture that the Alps themselves
+could have called forth? One need
+not be a utilitarian philosopher&mdash;or
+what Mr Ruskin describes as such&mdash;to
+smile at the lofty position on which
+he puts the landscape-painter, and
+the egregious and impossible demands
+he makes upon the art itself. And the
+condemnation and opprobrium with
+which he overwhelms the luckless
+artist who has offended him is quite
+as violent. The bough of a tree, "in
+the left hand upper corner" of a landscape
+of Poussin's, calls forth this
+terrible denunciation:&mdash;</p>
+
+<blockquote>
+
+<p>"This latter is a representation of an
+ornamental group of elephants' tusks,
+with feathers tied to the ends of them.
+Not the wildest imagination could ever
+conjure up in it the remotest resemblance
+to the bough of a tree. It might be the
+claws of a witch&mdash;the talons of an eagle&mdash;the
+horns of a fiend; but it is a full
+assemblage of every conceivable falsehood
+which can be told respecting foliage&mdash;a
+piece of work so barbarous in every way
+<em>that one glance at it ought to prove the
+complete charlatanism and trickery of the
+whole system of the old landscape-painters</em>.... I
+will say here at once, that such<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_329" id="Page_329">[329]</a></span>
+drawing as this is as ugly as it is childish,
+and as painful as it is false; and that the
+man who could tolerate, much more, who
+could deliberately set down such a thing
+on his canvass, <em>had neither eye nor feeling
+for one single attribute or excellence of
+God's works</em>. He might have drawn <em>the
+other stem</em> in excusable ignorance, or under
+some false impression of being able to
+improve upon nature, but this is conclusive
+and unpardonable."&mdash;(P. 382.)</p></blockquote>
+
+<p>The great redeeming quality of Mr
+Ruskin&mdash;and we wish to give it conspicuous
+and honourable mention&mdash;is
+his love of nature. Here lies the
+charm of his works; to this may be
+traced whatever virtue is in them, or
+whatever utility they may possess.
+They will send the painter more than
+ever to the study of nature, and perhaps
+they will have a still more beneficial
+effect on the art, by sending the
+critic of painting to the same school.
+It would be almost an insult to the
+landscape-painter to suppose that he
+needed this lesson; the very love of
+his art must lead him perpetually, one
+would think, to his great and delightful
+study amongst the fields, under the
+open skies, before the rivers and the
+hills. But the critic of the picture-gallery
+is often one who goes from
+picture to picture, and very little from
+nature to the painting. Consequently,
+where an artist succeeds in imitating
+some effect in nature which had not
+been before represented on the canvass,
+such a critic is more likely to be
+displeased than gratified; and the
+artist, having to paint for a conventional
+taste, is in danger of sacrificing
+to it his own higher aspirations. Now
+it is most true that no man should
+pretend to be a critic upon pictures
+unless he understands the art itself of
+painting; he ought, we suspect, to
+have handled the pencil or the brush
+himself; at all events, he ought in
+some way to have been initiated into
+the mysteries of the pallet and the
+easel. Otherwise, not knowing the
+difficulties to be overcome, nor the
+means at hand for encountering them,
+he cannot possibly estimate the degree
+of merit due to the artist for the production
+of this or that effect. He may
+be loud in applause where nothing has
+been displayed but the old traditions
+of the art. But still this is only one-half
+the knowledge he ought to possess.
+He ought to have studied
+nature, and to have loved the study,
+or he can never estimate, and never
+feel, that <em>truth</em> of effect which is the
+great aim of the artist. Mr Ruskin's
+works will help to shame out of the
+field all such half-informed and conventional
+criticism, the mere connoisseurship
+of the picture gallery. On
+the other hand, they will train men
+who have always been delighted spectators
+of nature to be also attentive
+observers. Our critics will learn how
+to admire, and mere admirers will learn
+how to criticise. Thus a public will
+be educated; and here, if anywhere,
+we may confidently assert that the
+art will prosper in proportion as there
+is an intelligent public to reward it.</p>
+
+<p>We like that bold enterprise of Mr
+Ruskin's which distinguishes the first
+volume, that daring enumeration of
+the great palpable facts of nature&mdash;the
+sky, the sea, the earth, the foliage&mdash;which
+the painter has to represent.
+His descriptions are often made indistinct
+by a multitude of words; but
+there is light in the haze&mdash;there is a
+genuine love of nature felt through
+them. This is almost the only point
+of sympathy we feel with Mr Ruskin;
+it is the only hold his volumes have
+had over us whilst perusing them; we
+may be, therefore, excused if we present
+here to our readers a specimen or
+two of his happier descriptions of
+nature. We will give them <em>the Cloud</em>
+and <em>the Torrent</em>. They will confess that,
+after reading Mr Ruskin's description
+of the clouds, their first feeling will be
+an irresistible impulse to throw open
+the window, and look upon them again
+as they roll through the sky. The
+torrent may not be so near at hand,
+to make renewed acquaintance with.
+We must premise that he has been
+enforcing his favourite precept, the
+minute, and faithful, and perpetual
+study of nature. He very justly scouts
+the absurd idea that trees and rocks
+and clouds are, under any circumstances,
+to be <em>generalised</em>&mdash;so that a
+tree is not to stand for an oak or a
+poplar, a birch or an elm, but for a
+<em>general tree</em>. If a tree is at so great
+a distance that you cannot distinguish
+what it is, as you cannot paint more
+than you see, you must paint it indistinctly.
+But to make a purposed
+indistinctness where the kind of tree<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_330" id="Page_330">[330]</a></span>
+would be very plainly seen is a manifest
+absurdity. So, too, the forms of
+clouds should be studied, and as much
+as possible taken from nature, and not
+certain <em>general clouds</em> substituted at
+the artist's pleasure.</p>
+
+<blockquote>
+
+<p>"But it is not the outline only which
+is thus systematically false. The drawing
+of the solid form is worse still; for it
+is to be remembered that, although clouds
+of course arrange themselves more or less
+into broad masses, with a light side and
+a dark side, both their light and shade are
+invariably composed of a series of divided
+masses, each of which has in its outline
+as much variety and character as the
+great outline of the cloud; presenting,
+therefore, a thousand times repeated, all
+that I have described as the general form.
+Nor are these multitudinous divisions a
+truth of slight importance in the character
+of sky, for they are dependent on, and
+illustrative of, a quality which is usually
+in a great degree overlooked&mdash;the enormous
+retiring spaces of solid clouds. Between
+the illumined edge of a heaped
+cloud and that part of its body which
+turns into shadow, there will generally be
+a clear distance of several miles&mdash;more or
+less, of course, according to the general
+size of the cloud; but in such large masses
+as Poussin and others of the old masters,
+which occupy the fourth or fifth of the
+visible sky, the clear illumined breadth of
+vapour, from the edge to the shadow,
+involves at least a distance of five or six
+miles. We are little apt, in watching
+the changes of a mountainous range of
+cloud, to reflect that the masses of vapour
+which compose it are linger and higher
+than any mountain-range of the earth;
+and the distances between mass and mass
+are not yards of air, traversed in an
+instant by the flying form, but valleys of
+changing atmosphere leagues over; that
+the slow motion of ascending curves,
+which we can scarcely trace, is a boiling
+energy of exulting vapour rushing into the
+heaven a thousand feet in a minute; and
+that the topling angle, whose sharp edge
+almost escapes notice in the multitudinous
+forms around it, is a nodding precipice of
+storms, three thousand feet from base to
+summit. It is not until we have actually
+compared the forms of the sky with the
+hill-ranges of the earth, and seen the
+soaring alp overtopped and buried in one
+surge of the sky, that we begin to conceive
+or appreciate the colossal scale of
+the phenomena of the latter. But of this
+there can be no doubt in the mind of any
+one accustomed to trace the forms of
+cloud among hill-ranges&mdash;as it is there a
+demonstrable and evident fact&mdash;that the
+space of vapour visibly extended over an
+ordinarily clouded sky is not less, from
+the point nearest to the observer to the
+horizon, than twenty leagues; that the
+size of every mass of separate form, if it
+be at all largely divided, is to be expressed
+in terms of <em>miles</em>; and that every boiling
+heap of illuminated mist in the nearer
+sky is an enormous mountain, fifteen or
+twenty thousand feet in height, six or
+seven miles over in illuminated surface,
+furrowed by a thousand colossal ravines,
+torn by local tempests into peaks and
+promontories, and changing its features
+with the majestic velocity of a volcano."&mdash;(Vol.
+i. p. 228.)</p></blockquote>
+
+<p>The forms of clouds, it seems, are
+worth studying: after reading this,
+no landscape-painter will be disposed,
+with hasty slight invention, to sketch
+in these "<em>mountains</em>" of the sky. Here
+is his description, or part of it, first of
+falling, then of running water. With
+the incidental criticism upon painters
+we are not at present concerned:&mdash;</p>
+
+<blockquote>
+
+<p>"A little crumbling white or lightly-rubbed
+paper will soon give the effect of
+indiscriminate foam; but nature gives
+more than foam&mdash;she shows beneath it,
+and through it, a peculiar character of
+exquisitely studied form, bestowed on
+every wave and line of fall; and it is this
+variety of definite character which Turner
+always aims at, rejecting as much as possible
+everything that conceals or overwhelms
+it. Thus, in the Upper Fall of
+the Tees, though the whole basin of the
+fall is blue, and dim with the rising
+vapour, yet the attention of the spectator
+is chiefly directed to the concentric zones
+and delicate curves of the falling water
+itself; and it is impossible to express
+with what exquisite accuracy these are
+given. They are the characteristic of a
+powerful stream descending without impediment
+or break, but from a narrow
+channel, so as to expand as it falls. They
+are the constant form which such a stream
+assumes as it descends; and yet I think
+it would be difficult to point to another
+instance of their being rendered in art.
+You will find nothing in the waterfalls,
+even of our best painters, but springing
+lines of parabolic descent, and splashing
+and shapeless foam; and, in consequence,
+though they may make you understand
+the swiftness of the water, they never let
+you feel the weight of it: the stream, in
+their hands, looks <em>active</em>, not <em>supine</em>, as if
+it leaped, not as if it fell. Now, water
+will leap a little way&mdash;it will leap down
+a weir or over a stone&mdash;but it <em>tumbles</em>
+over a high fall like this; and it is when<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_331" id="Page_331">[331]</a></span>
+we have lost the parabolic line, and arrived
+at the catenary&mdash;when we have
+lost the spring of the fall, and arrived at
+the <em>plunge</em> of it&mdash;that we begin really to
+feel its weight and wildness. Where
+water takes its first leap from the top, it
+is cool and collected, and uninteresting
+and mathematical; but it is when it finds
+that it has got into a scrape, and has
+farther to go than it thought for, that its
+character comes out; it is then that it
+begins to writhe and twist, and sweep
+out, zone after zone, in wilder stretching
+as it falls, and to send down the rocket-like,
+lance-pointed, whizzing shafts at its
+sides sounding for the bottom. And it is
+this prostration, the hopeless abandonment
+of its ponderous power to the air,
+which is always peculiarly expressed by
+Turner....</p>
+
+<p>"When water, not in very great body,
+runs in a rocky bed much interrupted by
+hollows, so that it can rest every now and
+then in a pool as it goes long, it does
+not acquire a continuous velocity of motion.
+It pauses after every leap, and
+curdles about, and rests a little, and then
+goes on again; and if, in this comparatively
+tranquil and rational state of mind,
+it meets with any obstacle, as a rock or
+stone, it parts on each side of it with a
+little bubbling foam, and goes round: if it
+comes to a step in its bed, it leaps it
+lightly, and then, after a little splashing
+at the bottom, stops again to take breath.
+But if its bed be on a continuous slope,
+not much interrupted by hollows, so that
+it cannot rest&mdash;or if its own mass be so
+increased by flood that its usual resting-places
+are not sufficient for it, but that it
+is perpetually pushed out of them by the
+following current before it has had time
+to tranquillise itself&mdash;it of course gains
+velocity with every yard that it runs;
+the impetus got at one leap is carried to
+the credit of the next, until the whole
+stream becomes one mass of unchecked
+accelerating motion. Now, when water
+in this state comes to an obstacle, it does
+not part at it, but clears it like a racehorse;
+and when it comes to a hollow, it
+does not fill it up, and run out leisurely at
+the other side, but it rushes down into it,
+and comes up again on the other side, as
+a ship into the hollow of the sea. Hence
+the whole appearance of the bed of the
+stream is changed, and all the lines of the
+water altered in their nature. The quiet
+stream is a succession of leaps and pools;
+the leaps are light and springy and parabolic,
+and make a great deal of splashing
+when they tumble into the pool; then we
+have a space of quiet curdling water, and
+another similar leap below. But the
+stream, when it has gained an impetus,
+takes the shape of its bed, never stops, is
+equally deep and equally swift everywhere,
+goes down into every hollow, not
+with a leap, but with a swing&mdash;not foaming
+nor splashing, but in the bending
+line of a strong sea-wave, and comes up
+again on the other side, over rock and
+ridge, with the ease of a bounding leopard.
+If it meet a rock three or four
+feet above the level of its bed, it will
+neither part nor foam, nor express any
+concern about the matter, but clear it in
+a smooth dome of water without apparent
+exertion, coming down again as smoothly
+on the other side, the whole surface of
+the surge being drawn into parallel lines
+by its extreme velocity, but foamless,
+except in places where the form of the
+bed opposes itself at some direct angle to
+such a line of fall, and causes a breaker;
+so that the whole river has the appearance
+of a deep and raging sea, with this
+only difference, that the torrent waves
+always break backwards, and sea-waves
+forwards. Thus, then, in the water which
+has gained an impetus, we have the most
+exquisite arrangement of curved lines,
+perpetually changing from convex to concave,
+following every swell and hollow of
+the bed with their modulating grace, and
+all in unison of motion, presenting perhaps
+the most beautiful series of inorganic
+forms which nature can possibly
+produce."&mdash;(Vol. i. p. 363.)</p></blockquote>
+
+<p>It is the object of Mr Ruskin, in his
+first volume of <cite>Modern Painters</cite>, to
+show what the artist has to do in his
+imitation of nature. We have no
+material controversy to raise with him
+on this subject; but we cannot help
+expressing our surprise that he should
+have thought it necessary to combat,
+with so much energy, so very primitive
+a notion that the imitation of the
+artist partakes of the nature of a <em>deception</em>,
+and that the highest excellence
+is obtained when the representation
+of any object is taken for the
+object itself. We thought this matter
+had been long ago settled. In a page
+or two of Quatremère de Quincy's
+treatise on <cite>Imitation in the Fine Arts</cite>,
+the reader, if he has still to seek on this
+subject, will find it very briefly and
+lucidly treated. The aim of the artist
+is not to produce such a representation
+as shall be taken, even for a moment,
+for a real object. His aim is, by
+imitating certain qualities or attributes
+of the object, to reproduce for
+us those pleasing or elevating impressions
+which it is the nature of such<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_332" id="Page_332">[332]</a></span>
+qualities or attributes to excite. We
+have stated very briefly the accepted
+doctrine on this subject&mdash;so generally
+accepted and understood that Mr
+Ruskin was under no necessity to
+avoid the use of the word imitation,
+as he appears to have done, under the
+apprehension that it was incurably
+infected with this notion of an attempted
+deception. Hardly any reader
+of his book, even without a word of
+explanation, would have attached any
+other meaning to it than what he himself
+expresses by representation of
+certain "truths" of nature.</p>
+
+<p>With respect to the imitations of
+the landscape-painter, the notion of a
+deception cannot occur. His trees
+and rivers cannot be mistaken, for an
+instant, for real trees and rivers, and
+certainly not while they stand there
+in the gilt frame, and the gilt frame
+itself against the papered wall. His
+only chance of deception is to get rid
+of the frame, convert his picture into
+a transparency, and place it in the
+space which a window should occupy.
+In almost all cases, deception is obtained,
+not by painting well, but by
+those artifices which disguise that
+what we see <em>is</em> a painting. At the
+same time, we are not satisfied with an
+expression which several writers, we
+remark, have lately used, and which
+Mr Ruskin very explicitly adopts. The
+imitations of the landscape-painter are
+not a "language" which he uses; they
+are not mere "signs," analogous to
+those which the poet or the orator
+employs. There is no analogy between
+them. Let us analyse our impressions
+as we stand before the artist's landscape,
+not thinking of the artist, or
+his dexterity, but simply absorbed in
+the pleasure which he procures us&mdash;we
+do not find ourselves reverting, in
+imagination, to <em>other</em> trees or other
+rivers than those he has depicted.
+We certainly do not believe them to
+be real trees, but neither are they
+mere signs, or a language to recall such
+objects; but <em>what there is of tree there</em>
+we enjoy. There is the coolness and
+the quiet of the shaded avenue, and
+we feel them; there is the sunlight on
+that bank, and we feel its cheerfulness;
+we feel the serenity of his river.
+He has brought the spirit of the trees
+around us; the imagination rests in
+the picture. In other departments of
+art the effect is the same. If we
+stand before a head of Rembrandt or
+Vandyke, we do not think that it
+lives; but neither do we think of some
+other head, of which that is the type.
+But there is majesty, there is thought,
+there is calm repose, there is some
+phase of humanity expressed before
+us, and we are occupied with so much
+of human life, or human character, as
+is then and there given us.</p>
+
+<p>Imitate as many qualities of the
+real object as you please, but always
+the highest, never sacrificing a truth
+of the mind, or the heart, for one only
+of the sense. Truth, as Mr Ruskin
+most justly says&mdash;truth always. When
+it is said that truth should not be
+always expressed, the maxim, if properly
+understood, resolves into this&mdash;that
+the higher truth is not to be
+sacrificed to the lower. In a landscape,
+the gradation of light and shade
+is a more important truth than the
+exact brilliancy (supposing it to be
+attainable,) of any individual object.
+The painter must calculate what
+means he has at his disposal for representing
+this gradation of light, and
+he must pitch his tone accordingly.
+Say he pitches it far below reality, he
+is still in search of truth&mdash;of contrast
+and degree.</p>
+
+<p>Sometimes it may happen that, by
+rendering one detail faithfully, an
+artist may give a false impression,
+simply because he cannot render other
+details or facts by which it is accompanied
+in nature. Here, too, he would
+only sacrifice truth <em>in the cause of
+truth</em>. The admirers of Constable
+will perhaps dispute the aptness of our
+illustration. Nevertheless his works
+appear to us to afford a curious example
+of a scrupulous accuracy or
+detail producing a false impression.
+Constable, looking at foliage under
+the sunlight, and noting that the leaf,
+especially after a shower, will reflect
+so much light that the tree will seem
+more white than green, determined to
+paint all the white he saw. Constable
+could paint white leaves. So far so
+well. But then these leaves in nature
+are almost always in motion: they
+are white at one moment and green
+the next. We never have the impression
+of a white leaf; for it is seen
+playing with the light&mdash;its mirror, for
+one instant, and glancing from it the<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_333" id="Page_333">[333]</a></span>
+next. Constable could not paint
+motion. He could not imitate this
+shower of light in the living tree. He
+must leave his white paint where he
+has once put it. Other artists before
+him had seen the same light, but,
+knowing that they could not bring
+the breeze into their canvass, they
+wisely concluded that less white paint
+than Constable uses would produce a
+more truthful impression.</p>
+
+<p>But we must no longer be detained
+from the more immediate task before
+us. We must now follow Mr Ruskin
+to his second volume of <cite>Modern
+Painters</cite>, where he explains his theory
+of the beautiful; and although this
+will not be to readers in general the
+most attractive portion of his writings,
+and we ourselves have to practise
+some sort of self-denial in fixing
+our attention upon it, yet manifestly
+it is here that we must look for the
+basis or fundamental principles of all
+his criticisms in art. The order in
+which his works have been published
+was apparently deranged by a generous
+zeal, which could brook no delay,
+to defend Mr Turner from the censures
+of the undiscerning public. If the
+natural or systematic order had been
+preserved, the materials of this second
+volume would have formed the first
+preliminary treatise, determining
+those broad principles of taste, or
+that philosophical theory of the beautiful,
+on which the whole of the subsequent
+works were to be modelled.
+Perhaps this broken and reversed order
+of publication has not been unfortunate
+for the success of the author&mdash;perhaps
+it was dimly foreseen to be
+not altogether impolitic; for the popular
+ear was gained by the bold and
+enthusiastic defence of a great painter;
+and the ear of the public, once caught,
+may be detained by matter which, in
+the first instance, would have appealed
+to it in vain. Whether the effect of
+chance or design, we may certainly
+congratulate Mr Ruskin on the fortunate
+succession, and the fortunate
+rapidity with which his publications
+have struck on the public ear. The
+popular feeling, won by the zeal and
+intrepidity of the first volume of
+<cite>Modern Painters</cite>, was no doubt a little
+tried by the graver discussions of the
+second. It was soon, however, to be
+again caught, and pleased by a bold
+and agreeable miscellany under the
+magical name of "The Seven Lamps;"
+and these Seven Lamps could hardly
+fail to throw some portion of their
+pleasant and bewildering light over a
+certain rudimentary treatise upon
+building, which was to appear under
+the title of "The Stones of Venice."</p>
+
+<p>We cannot, however, congratulate
+Mr Ruskin on the manner in which he
+has acquitted himself in this arena of
+philosophical inquiry, nor on the sort
+of theory of the Beautiful which he
+has contrived to construct. The least
+metaphysical of our readers is aware
+that there is a controversy of long
+standing upon this subject, between
+two different schools of philosophy.
+With the one the beautiful is described
+as a great "idea" of the reason, or an
+intellectual intuition, or a simple intuitive
+perception; different expressions
+are made use of, but all imply
+that it is a great primary feeling, or
+sentiment, or idea of the human mind,
+and as incapable of further analysis
+as the idea of space, or the simplest
+of our sensations. The rival school
+of theorists maintain, on the contrary,
+that no sentiment yields more readily
+to analysis; and that the beautiful, except
+in those rare cases where the
+whole charm lies in one sensation, as in
+that of colour, is a complex sentiment.
+They describe it as a pleasure resulting
+from the presence of the visible
+object, but of which the visible object
+is only in part the immediate cause.
+Of a great portion of the pleasure it
+is merely the vehicle; and they say
+that blended reminiscences, gathered
+from every sense, and every human
+affection, from the softness of touch
+of an infant's finger to the highest
+contemplations of a devotional spirit,
+have contributed, in their turn, to this
+delightful sentiment.</p>
+
+<p>Mr Ruskin was not bound to belong
+to either of these schools of philosophy;
+he was at liberty to construct
+an eclectic system of his own;&mdash;and
+he has done so. We shall take the
+precaution, in so delicate a matter, of
+quoting Mr Ruskin's own words for
+the exposition of his own theory.
+Meanwhile, as some clue to the reader,
+we may venture to say that he agrees
+with the first of these schools in
+adopting a primary intuitive sentiment
+of the beautiful; but then this<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_334" id="Page_334">[334]</a></span>
+primary intuition is only of a sensational
+or "animal" nature&mdash;a subordinate
+species of the beautiful, which
+is chiefly valuable as the necessary
+condition of the higher and truly
+beautiful; and this last he agrees
+with the opposite school in regarding
+as a derived sentiment&mdash;derived by
+contemplating the objects of external
+nature as types of the Divine attributes.
+This is a brief summary of the
+theory; for a fuller exposition we
+shall have recourse to his own words.</p>
+
+<p>The term <em>Æsthetic</em>, which has been
+applied to this branch of philosophy,
+Mr Ruskin discards; he offers as a
+substitute <em>Theoria</em>, or <em>The Theoretic
+Faculty</em>, the meaning of which he
+thus explains:&mdash;</p>
+
+<blockquote>
+
+<p>"I proceed, therefore, first to examine
+the nature of what I have called the
+theoretic faculty, and to justify my substitution
+of the term 'Theoretic' for
+'Æsthetic,' which is the one commonly
+employed with reference to it.</p>
+
+<p>"Now the term 'æsthesis' properly
+signifies mere sensual perception of the
+outward qualities and necessary effects
+of bodies; in which sense only, if we
+would arrive at any accurate conclusions
+on this difficult subject, it should always
+be used. But I wholly deny that the
+impressions of beauty <em>are in any way sensual</em>;&mdash;they
+are neither sensual nor intellectual,
+<em>but moral</em>; and for the faculty
+receiving them, whose difference from
+mere perception I shall immediately endeavour
+to explain, no terms can be more
+accurate or convenient than that employed
+by the Greeks, 'Theoretic,' which
+I pray permission, therefore, always to
+use, and to call the operation of the
+faculty itself, Theoria."&mdash;(P. 11.)</p></blockquote>
+
+<p>We are introduced to a new faculty
+of the human mind; let us see what
+new or especial sphere of operation is
+assigned to it. After some remarks
+on the superiority of the mere sensual
+pleasures of the eye and the ear, but
+particularly of the eye, to those derived
+from other organs of sense, he
+continues:&mdash;</p>
+
+<blockquote>
+
+<p>"Herein, then, we find very sufficient
+ground for the higher estimation of these
+delights: first, in their being eternal and
+inexhaustible; and, secondly, in their being
+evidently no meaner instrument of life,
+but an object of life. Now, in whatever
+is an object of life, in whatever may be
+infinitely and for itself desired, we may
+be sure there is something of divine: for
+God will not make anything an object of
+life to his creatures which does not point
+to, or partake of himself,"&mdash;[a bold assertion.]
+"And so, though we were to regard
+the pleasures of sight merely as the
+highest of sensual pleasures, and though
+they were of rare occurrence&mdash;and, when
+occurring, isolated and imperfect&mdash;there
+would still be supernatural character
+about them, owing to their self-sufficiency.
+But when, instead of being scattered,
+interrupted, or chance-distributed,
+they are gathered together and so arranged
+to enhance each other, as by
+chance they could not be, there is caused
+by them, not only a feeling of strong
+affection towards the object in which
+they exist, but a perception of purpose
+and adaptation of it to our desires; a
+perception, therefore, of the immediate
+operation of the Intelligence which so
+formed us and so feeds us.</p>
+
+<p>"Out of what perception arise Joy,
+Admiration, and Gratitude?</p>
+
+<p>"Now, the mere animal consciousness
+of the pleasantness I call Æsthesis; but
+the exulting, reverent, and grateful perception
+of it I call Theoria. For this,
+and this only, is the full comprehension
+and contemplation of the beautiful as a
+gift of God; a gift not necessary to our
+being, but adding to and elevating it,
+and twofold&mdash;first, of the desire; and,
+secondly, of the thing desired."</p></blockquote>
+
+<p>We find, then, that in the production
+of the full sentiment of the beautiful
+<em>two</em> faculties are employed, or
+two distinct operations denoted. First,
+there is the "animal pleasantness
+which we call Æsthesis,"&mdash;which
+sometimes appears confounded with
+the mere pleasures of sense, but which
+the whole current of his speculations
+obliges us to conclude is some separate
+intuition of a sensational character;
+and, secondly, there is "the exulting,
+reverent, and grateful perception of
+it, which we call Theoria," which
+alone is the truly beautiful, and which
+it is the function of the Theoretic Faculty
+to reveal to us. But this new
+Theoretic Faculty&mdash;what can it be but
+the old faculty of Human Reason,
+exercised upon the great subject of
+Divine beneficence?</p>
+
+<p>Mr Ruskin, as we shall see, discovers
+that external objects are beautiful
+because they are types of Divine
+attributes; but he admits, and is solicitous
+to impress upon our minds,
+that the "meaning" of these types is
+"learnt." When, in a subsequent<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_335" id="Page_335">[335]</a></span>
+part of his work, he feels himself
+pressed by the objection that many
+celebrated artists, who have shown a
+vivid appreciation and a great passion
+for the beautiful, have manifested
+no peculiar piety, have been rather
+deficient in spiritual-mindedness, he
+gives them over to that instinctive
+sense he has called Æsthesis, and
+says&mdash;"It will be remembered that I
+have, throughout the examination of
+typical beauty, asserted our instinctive
+sense of it; the moral <em>meaning</em> of it
+being only discoverable by reflection,"
+(p. 127.) Now, there is no other conceivable
+manner in which the meaning
+of the type can be learnt than by
+the usual exercise of the human reason,
+detecting traces of the Divine
+power, and wisdom, and benevolence,
+in the external world, and then associating
+with the various objects of the
+external world the ideas we have thus
+acquired of the Divine wisdom and
+goodness. The rapid and habitual
+regard of certain facts or appearances
+in the visible world, as types of the
+attributes of God, <em>can</em> be nothing else
+but one great instance (or class of
+instances) of that law of association
+of ideas on which the second school
+of philosophy we have alluded to so
+largely insist. And thus, whether
+Mr Ruskin chooses to acquiesce in it
+or not, his "Theoria" resolves itself
+into a portion, or fragment, of that
+theory of association of ideas, to which
+he declares, and perhaps believes,
+himself to be violently opposed.</p>
+
+<p>In a very curious manner, therefore,
+has Mr Ruskin selected his materials
+from the two rival schools of
+metaphysics. His <em>Æsthesis</em> is an intuitive
+perception, but of a mere sensual
+or animal nature&mdash;sometimes almost
+confounded with the mere pleasure
+of sense, at other times advanced
+into considerable importance, as where
+he has to explain the fact that men
+of very little piety have a very acute
+perception of beauty. His <em>Theoria</em> is,
+and can be, nothing more than the
+results of human reason in its highest
+and noblest exercise, rapidly brought
+before the mind by a habitual association
+of ideas. For the lowest element
+of the beautiful he runs to the
+school of intuitions;&mdash;they will not
+thank him for the compliment;&mdash;for
+the higher to that analytic school,
+and that theory of association of ideas,
+to which throughout he is ostensibly
+opposed.</p>
+
+<p>This <em>Theoria</em> divides itself into two
+parts. We shall quote Mr Ruskin's
+own words and take care to quote
+from them passages where he seems
+most solicitous to be accurate and
+explanatory:&mdash;</p>
+
+<blockquote>
+
+<p>"The first thing, then, we have to do,"
+he says, "is accurately to discriminate
+and define those appearances from which
+we are about to reason as belonging to
+beauty, properly so called, and to clear
+the ground of all the confused ideas and
+erroneous theories with which the misapprehension
+or metaphorical use of the
+term has encumbered it.</p>
+
+<p>"By the term Beauty, then, properly
+are signified two things: first, that external
+quality of bodies, already so often
+spoken of, and which, whether it occur
+in a stone, flower, beast, or in man, is
+absolutely identical&mdash;which, as I have
+already asserted, may be shown to be in
+some sort typical of the Divine attributes,
+and which, therefore, I shall, for distinction's
+sake, call Typical Beauty; and,
+secondarily, the appearance of felicitous
+fulfilment of functions in living things,
+more especially of the joyful and right
+exertion of perfect life in man&mdash;and this
+kind of beauty I shall call Vital Beauty."&mdash;(P.
+26.)</p></blockquote>
+
+<p>The Vital Beauty, as well as the
+Typical, partakes essentially, as far
+as we can understand our author, of
+a religious character. On turning to
+that part of the volume where it is
+treated of at length, we find a universal
+sympathy and spirit of kindliness
+very properly insisted on, as one great
+element of the sentiment of beauty; but
+we are not permitted to dwell upon this
+element, or rest upon it a moment,
+without some reference to our relation
+to God. Even the animals themselves
+seem to be turned into types for us
+of our moral feelings or duties. We
+are expressly told that we cannot
+have this sympathy with life and
+enjoyment in other creatures, unless
+it takes the form of, or comes accompanied
+with, a sentiment of piety. In
+all cases where the beautiful is anything
+higher than a certain "animal
+pleasantness," we are to understand
+that it has a religious character.
+"In all cases," he says, summing up
+the functions of the Theoretic Faculty,
+"<em>it is something Divine</em>; either the<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_336" id="Page_336">[336]</a></span>
+approving voice of God, the glorious
+symbol of Him, the evidence of His
+kind presence, or the obedience to His
+will by Him induced and supported,"&mdash;(p.
+126.) Now it is a delicate task,
+when a man errs by the exaggeration
+of a great truth or a noble sentiment,
+to combat his error; and yet as much
+mischief may ultimately arise from
+an error of this description as from
+any other. The thoughts and feelings
+which Mr Ruskin has described, form
+the noblest part of our sentiment of
+the beautiful, as they form the noblest
+phase of the human reason. But they
+are not the whole of it. The visible
+object, to adopt his phraseology, does
+become a type to the contemplative
+and pious mind of the attribute of
+God, and is thus exalted to our apprehension.
+But it is not beautiful
+solely or originally on this account.
+To assert this, is simply to falsify our
+human nature.</p>
+
+<p>Before, however, we enter into these
+<em>types</em>, or this typical beauty, it will be
+well to notice how Mr Ruskin deals
+with previous and opposing theories.
+It will be well also to remind our
+readers of the outline of that theory
+of association of ideas which is here
+presented to us in so very confused a
+manner. We shall then be better
+able to understand the very curious
+position our author has taken up in
+this domain of speculative philosophy.</p>
+
+<p>Mr Ruskin gives us the following
+summary of the "errors" which he
+thinks it necessary in the first place
+to clear from his path:&mdash;</p>
+
+<blockquote>
+
+<p>"Those erring or inconsistent positions
+which I would at once dismiss are, the
+first, that the beautiful is the true; the
+second, that the beautiful is the useful;
+the third, that it is dependent on custom;
+and the fourth, that it is dependent on
+the association of ideas."</p></blockquote>
+
+<p>The first of these theories, that the
+beautiful is the true, we leave entirely
+to the tender mercies of Mr Ruskin;
+we cannot gather from his refutation
+to what class of theorists he is alluding.
+The remaining three are, as we
+understand the matter, substantially
+one and the same theory. We believe
+that no one, in these days, would define
+beauty as solely resulting either from
+the apprehension of Utility, (that is,
+the adjustment of parts to a whole, or
+the application of the object to an
+ulterior purpose,) or to Familiarity
+and the affection which custom engenders;
+but they would regard both
+Utility and Familiarity as amongst the
+sources of those agreeable ideas or
+impressions, which, by the great law
+of association, became intimately connected
+with the visible object. We
+must listen, however, to Mr Ruskin's
+refutation of them:&mdash;</p>
+
+<blockquote>
+
+<p>"That the beautiful is the <em>useful</em> is an
+assertion evidently based on that limited
+and false sense of the latter term which I
+have already deprecated. As it is the
+most degrading and dangerous supposition
+which can be advanced on the subject,
+so, fortunately, it is the most palpably
+absurd. It is to confound admiration
+with hunger, love with lust, and life
+with sensation; it is to assert that the
+human creature has no ideas and no feelings,
+except those ultimately referable to
+its brutal appetites. It has not a single
+fact, nor appearance of fact, to support it,
+and needs no combating&mdash;at least until its
+advocates have obtained the consent of
+the majority of mankind that the most
+beautiful productions of nature are seeds
+and roots; and of art, spades and millstones.</p>
+
+<p>"Somewhat more rational grounds
+appear for the assertion that the sense of
+the beautiful arises from <em>familiarity</em> with
+the object, though even this could not
+long be maintained by a thinking person.
+For all that can be alleged in defence of
+such a supposition is, that familiarity
+deprives some objects which at first appeared
+ugly of much of their repulsiveness;
+whence it is as rational to conclude
+that familiarity is the cause of beauty, as
+it would be to argue that, because it is
+possible to acquire a taste for olives,
+therefore custom is the cause of lusciousness
+in grapes....</p>
+
+<p>"I pass to the last and most weighty
+theory, that the agreeableness in objects
+which we call beauty is the result of the
+association with them of agreeable or
+interesting ideas.</p>
+
+<p>"Frequent has been the support and
+wide the acceptance of this supposition,
+and yet I suppose that no two consecutive
+sentences were ever written in
+defence of it, without involving either a
+contradiction or a confusion of terms.
+Thus Alison, 'There are scenes undoubtedly
+more beautiful than Runnymede,
+yet, to those who recollect the great
+event that passed there, there is no scene
+perhaps which so strongly seizes on the
+imagination,'&mdash;where we are wonder-struck
+at the bold obtuseness which
+would prove the power of imagination by<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_337" id="Page_337">[337]</a></span>
+its overcoming that very other power (of
+inherent beauty) whose existence the
+arguer desires; for the only logical conclusion
+which can possibly be drawn
+from the above sentence is, that imagination
+is <em>not</em> the source of beauty&mdash;for,
+although no scene seizes so strongly on
+the imagination, yet there are scenes
+'more beautiful than Runnymede.' And
+though instances of self-contradiction as
+laconic and complete as this are rare, yet,
+if the arguments on the subject be fairly
+sifted from the mass of confused language
+with which they are always encumbered,
+they will be found invariably to fall into
+one of these two forms: either association
+gives pleasure, and beauty gives
+pleasure, therefore association is beauty;
+or the power of association is stronger
+than the power of beauty, therefore the
+power of association <em>is</em> the power of
+beauty."</p></blockquote>
+
+<p>Now this last sentence is sheer
+nonsense, and only proves that the
+author had never given himself the
+trouble to understand the theory he
+so flippantly discards. No one ever
+said that "association gives pleasure;"
+but very many, and Mr Ruskin
+amongst the rest, have said that
+associated thought adds its pleasure
+to an object pleasing in itself, and
+thus increases the complex sentiment
+of beauty. That it is a complex
+sentiment in all its higher forms, Mr
+Ruskin himself will tell us. As to
+the manner in which he deals with
+Alison, it is in the worst possible
+spirit of controversy. Alison was
+an elegant, but not a very precise
+writer; it was the easiest thing in
+the world to select an unfortunate
+illustration, and to convict <em>that</em> of
+absurdity. Yet he might with equal
+ease have selected many other illustrations
+from Alison, which would
+have done justice to the theory he
+expounds. A hundred such will
+immediately occur to the reader. If,
+instead of a historical recollection of
+this kind, which could hardly make
+the stream itself of Runnymede look
+more beautiful, Alison had confined
+himself to those impressions which
+the generality of mankind receive
+from river scenery, he would have
+had no difficulty in showing (as we
+believe he has elsewhere done) how,
+in this case, ideas gathered from
+different sources flow into one harmonious
+and apparently simple feeling.
+That sentiment of beauty which
+arises as we look upon a river will be
+acknowledged by most persons to be
+composed of many associated thoughts,
+combining with the object before them.
+Its form and colour, its bright surface
+and its green banks, are all that the
+eye immediately gives us; but with
+these are combined the remembered
+coolness of the fluent stream, and of
+the breeze above it, and of the
+pleasant shade of its banks; and
+beside all this&mdash;as there are few persons
+who have not escaped with
+delight from town or village, to
+wander by the quiet banks of some
+neighbouring stream, so there are
+few persons who do not associate
+with river scenery ideas of peace and
+serenity. Now many of these
+thoughts or facts are such as the eye
+does not take cognisance of, yet they
+present themselves as instantaneously
+as the visible form, and so blended as
+to seem, for the moment, to belong to it.</p>
+
+<p>Why not have selected some such
+illustration as this, instead of the unfortunate
+Runnymede, from a work
+where so many abound as apt as they
+are elegantly expressed? As to Mr
+Ruskin's utilitarian philosopher, it is a
+fabulous creature&mdash;no such being exists.
+Nor need we detain ourselves
+with the quite departmental subject of
+Familiarity. But let us endeavour&mdash;without
+desiring to pledge ourselves
+or our readers to its final adoption&mdash;to
+relieve the theory of association of
+ideas from the obscurity our author
+has thrown around it. Our readers
+will not find that this is altogether a
+wasted labour.</p>
+
+<p>With Mr Ruskin we are of opinion
+that, in a discussion of this kind, the
+term Beauty ought to be limited to
+the impression derived, mediately or
+immediately, from the visible object.
+It would be useless affectation to
+attempt to restrict the use of the word,
+in general, to this application. We
+can have no objection to the term
+Beautiful being applied to a piece of
+music, or to an eloquent composition,
+prose or verse, or even to our moral
+feelings and heroic actions; the word
+has received this general application,
+and there is, at basis, a great deal in
+common between all these and the
+sentiment of beauty attendant on the
+visible object. For music, or sweet<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_338" id="Page_338">[338]</a></span>
+sounds, and poetry, and our moral
+feelings, have much to do (through the
+law of association) with our sentiment
+of the Beautiful. It is quite
+enough if, speaking of the subject of
+our analysis, we limit it to those impressions,
+however originated, which
+attend upon the visible object.</p>
+
+<p>One preliminary word on this association
+of ideas. It is from its very
+nature, and the nature of human life,
+of all degrees of intimacy&mdash;from the
+casual suggestion, or the case where
+the two ideas are at all times felt to
+be distinct, to those close combinations
+where the two ideas have apparently
+coalesced into one, or require
+an attentive analysis to separate
+them. You see a mass of iron; you
+may be said <em>to see its weight</em>, the impression
+of its weight is so intimately
+combined with its form. The <em>light</em>
+of the sun, and the <em>heat</em> of the sun
+are learnt from different senses, yet
+we never see the one without thinking
+of the other, and the reflection of the
+sunbeam seen upon a bank immediately
+suggests the idea of <em>warmth</em>.
+But it is not necessary that the combination
+should be always so perfect
+as in this instance, in order to produce
+the effect we speak of under the
+name of Association of Ideas. It is
+hardly possible for us to abstract the
+<em>glow</em> of the sunbeam from its light;
+but the fertility which follows upon
+the presence of the sun, though a
+suggestion which habitually occurs to
+reflective minds, is an association of a
+far less intimate nature. It is sufficiently
+intimate, however, to blend
+with that feeling of admiration we
+have when we speak of the beauty of
+the sun. There is the golden harvest
+in its summer beams. Again, the
+contemplative spirit in all ages has
+formed an association between the
+sun and the Deity, whether as the
+fittest symbol of God, or as being His
+greatest gift to man. Here we have
+an association still more refined, and
+of a somewhat less frequent character,
+but one which will be found to enter,
+in a very subtle manner, into that impression
+we receive from the great
+luminary.</p>
+
+<p>And thus it is that, in different
+minds, the same materials of thought
+may be combined in a closer or laxer
+relationship. This should be borne in
+mind by the candid inquirer. That
+in many instances ideas from different
+sources do coalesce, in the manner
+we have been describing, he cannot
+for an instant doubt. He seems <em>to
+see</em> the coolness of that river; he seems
+<em>to see</em> the warmth on that sunny bank.
+In many instances, however, he must
+make allowance for the different habitudes
+of life. The same illustration
+will not always have the same force
+to all men. Those who have cultivated
+their minds by different pursuits,
+or lived amongst scenery of a different
+character, cannot have formed
+exactly the same moral association
+with external nature.</p>
+
+<p>These preliminaries being adjusted,
+what, we ask, is that first original
+charm of the <em>visible object</em> which serves
+as the foundation for this wonderful
+superstructure of the Beautiful, to
+which almost every department of
+feeling and of thought will be found
+to bring its contribution? What is
+it so pleasurable that the eye at once
+receives from the external world, that
+round <em>it</em> should have gathered all
+these tributary pleasures? Light&mdash;colour&mdash;form;
+but, in reference to our
+discussion, pre-eminently the exquisite
+pleasure derived from the sense
+of light, pure or coloured. Colour,
+from infancy to old age, is one original,
+universal, perpetual source of
+delight, the first and constant element
+of the Beautiful.</p>
+
+<p>We are far from thinking that the
+eye does not at once take cognisance
+of form as well as colour. Some
+ingenious analysts have supposed that
+the sensation of colour is, in its origin,
+a mere mental affection, having no
+reference to space or external objects,
+and that it obtains this reference
+through the contemporaneous acquisition
+of the sense of touch. But there
+can be no more reason for supposing
+that the sense of touch informs us immediately
+of an external world than
+that the sense of colour does. If we do
+not allow to all the senses an intuitive
+reference to the external world, we
+shall get it from none of them. Dr
+Brown, who paid particular attention
+to this subject, and who was desirous
+to limit the first intimation of the
+sense of sight to an abstract sensation
+of unlocalised colour, failed entirely
+in his attempt to obtain from<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_339" id="Page_339">[339]</a></span>
+any other source the idea of space or
+<em>outness</em>; Kant would have given him
+certain subjective <em>forms of the sensitive
+faculty</em>, space and time. These he
+did not like: he saw that, if he denied
+to the eye an immediate perception of
+the external world, he must also deny
+it to the touch; he therefore prayed
+in aid certain muscular sensations
+from which the idea of <em>resistance</em> would
+be obtained. But it seems to us evident
+that not till <em>after</em> we have
+acquired a knowledge of the external
+world can we connect <em>volition</em> with
+muscular movement, and that, until
+that connection is made, the muscular
+sensations stand in the same predicament
+as other sensations, and could
+give him no aid in solving his problem.
+We cannot go further into this
+matter at present.<a name="FNanchor_6_6" id="FNanchor_6_6"></a><a href="#Footnote_6_6" class="fnanchor">[6]</a> The mere flash
+of light which follows the touch upon
+the optic nerve represents itself as
+something <em>without</em>; nor was colour,
+we imagine, ever felt, but under some
+<em>form</em> more or less distinct; although
+in the human being the eye seems to
+depend on the touch far more than in
+other animals, for its further instruction.</p>
+
+<p>But although the eye is cognisant
+of form as well as colour, it is in the
+sensation of colour that we must seek
+the primitive pleasure derived from
+this organ. And probably the first
+reason why form pleases is this, that
+the boundaries of form are also the
+lines of contrast of colour. It is a
+general law of all sensation that, if it
+be continued, our susceptibility to it
+declines. It was necessary that the eye
+should be always open. Its susceptibility
+is sustained by the perpetual
+contrast of colours. Whether the
+contrast is sudden, or whether one
+hue shades gradually into another,
+we see here an original and primary
+source of pleasure. A constant
+variety, in some way produced, is
+essential to the maintenance of the
+pleasure derived from colour.</p>
+
+<p>It is not incumbent on us to inquire
+how far the beauty of form may be
+traceable to the sensation of touch;&mdash;a
+very small portion of it we suspect.
+In the human countenance, and in
+sculpture, the beauty of form is almost
+resolvable into expression; though
+possibly the soft and rounded outline
+may in some measure be associated
+with the sense of smoothness to the
+touch. All that we are concerned to
+show is, that there is here in colour,
+diffused as it is over the whole world,
+and perpetually varied, a <em>beauty</em> at
+once showered upon the visible object.
+We hear it said, if you resolve all into
+association, where will you begin?
+You have but a circle of feelings. If
+moral sentiment, for instance, be not
+itself the beautiful, why should it become
+so by association. There must
+be something else that is <em>the beautiful</em>,
+by association with which it passes
+for such. We answer, that we do not
+resolve <em>all</em> into association; that we
+have in this one gift of colour, shed
+so bountifully over the whole world,
+an original beauty, a delight which
+makes the external object pleasant
+and beloved; for how can we fail, in
+some sort, to love what produces so
+much pleasure?</p>
+
+<p>We are at a loss to understand how
+any one can speak with disparagement
+of colour as a source of the
+beautiful. The sculptor may, perhaps,
+by his peculiar education, grow comparatively
+indifferent to it: we know
+not how this may be; but let any
+man, of the most refined taste imaginable,
+think what he owes to this<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_340" id="Page_340">[340]</a></span>
+source, when he walks out at evening,
+and sees the sun set amongst the
+hills. The same concave sky, the same
+scene, so far as its form is concerned,
+was there a few hours before, and saddened
+him with its gloom; one leaden
+hue prevailed over all; and now in a
+clear sky the sun is setting, and the
+hills are purple, and the clouds are
+radiant with every colour that can be
+extracted from the sunbeam. He
+can hardly believe that it is the same
+scene, or he the same man. Here
+the grown-up man and the child stand
+always on the same level. As to the
+infant, note how its eye feeds upon a
+brilliant colour, or the living flame.
+If it had wings, it would assuredly do
+as the moth does. And take the
+most untutored rustic, let him be old,
+and dull, and stupid, yet, as long as
+the eye has vitality in it, will he look
+up with long untiring gaze at this
+blue vault of the sky, traversed by its
+glittering clouds, and pierced by the
+tall green trees around him.</p>
+
+<p>Is it any marvel now that round
+the <em>visible object</em> should associate
+tributary feelings of pleasure? How
+many pleasing and tender sentiments
+gather round the rose! Yet the rose
+is beautiful in itself. It was beautiful
+to the child by its colour, its texture,
+its softly-shaded leaf, and the contrast
+between the flower and the foliage.
+Love, and poetry, and the tender regrets
+of advanced life, have contributed
+a second dower of beauty.
+The rose is more to the youth and to
+the old man than it was to the child;
+but still to the last they both feel the
+pleasure of the child.</p>
+
+<p>The more commonplace the illustration,
+the more suited it is to our
+purpose. If any one will reflect on
+the many ideas that cluster round this
+beautiful flower, he will not fail to
+see how numerous and subtle may be
+the association formed with the visible
+object. Even an idea painful in
+itself may, by way of contrast, serve
+to heighten the pleasure of others with
+which it is associated. Here the
+thought of decay and fragility, like a
+discord amongst harmonies, increases
+our sentiment of tenderness. We
+express, we believe, the prevailing
+taste when we say that there is nothing,
+in the shape of art, so disagreeable
+and repulsive as artificial
+flowers. The waxen flower may be
+an admirable imitation, but it is a
+detestable thing. This partly results
+from the nature of the imitation; a
+vulgar deception is often practised
+upon us: what is not a flower is intended
+to pass for one. But it is
+owing still more, we think, to the
+contradiction that is immediately
+afterwards felt between this preserved
+and imperishable waxen flower, and
+the transitory and perishable rose.
+It is the nature of the rose to bud, and
+blossom, and decay; it gives its
+beauty to the breeze and to the
+shower; it is mortal; it is <em>ours</em>; it
+bears our hopes, our loves, our regrets.
+This waxen substitute, that
+cannot change or decay, is a contradiction
+and a disgust.</p>
+
+<p>Amongst objects of man's contrivance,
+the sail seen upon the calm
+waters of a lake or a river is universally
+felt to be beautiful. The form
+is graceful, and the movement gentle,
+and its colour contrasts well either
+with the shore or the water. But
+perhaps the chief element of our pleasure
+is all association with human life,
+with peaceful enjoyment&mdash;</p>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">"This quiet sail is as a noiseless wing,<br /></span>
+<span class="i1">To waft me from distraction."<br /></span>
+</div></div>
+
+<p>Or take one of the noblest objects
+in nature&mdash;the mountain. There is
+no object except the sea and the sky
+that reflects to the sight colours so
+beautiful, and in such masses. But
+colour, and form, and magnitude,
+constitute but a part of the beauty or
+the sublimity of the mountain. Not
+only do the clouds encircle or rest
+upon it, but men have laid on it their
+grandest thoughts: we have associated
+with it our moral fortitude, and
+all we understand of greatness or
+elevation of mind; our phraseology
+seems half reflected from the mountain.
+Still more, we have made it
+holy ground. Has not God himself descended
+on the mountain? Are not
+the hills, once and for ever, "the
+unwalled temples of our earth?"
+And still there is another circumstance
+attendant upon mountain scenery,
+which adds a solemnity of its own,
+and is a condition of the enjoyment of
+other sources of the sublime&mdash;solitude.
+It seems to us that the feeling of solitude
+almost always associates itself
+with mountain scenery. Mrs Somerville,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_341" id="Page_341">[341]</a></span>
+in the description which she
+gives or quotes, in her <cite>Physical Geography</cite>,
+of the Himalayas, says&mdash;</p>
+
+<blockquote>
+
+<p>"The loftiest peaks being bare of snow
+gives great variety of colour and beauty
+to the scenery, which in these passes is
+at all times magnificent. During the
+day, the stupendous size of the mountains,
+their interminable extent, the variety and
+the sharpness of their forms, and, above
+all, the tender clearness of their distant
+outline melting into the pale blue sky,
+contrasted with the deep azure above, is
+described as a scene of wild and wonderful
+beauty. At midnight, when myriads
+of stars sparkle in the black sky, and
+the pure blue of the mountains looks
+deeper still below the pale white gleam
+of the earth and snow-light, the effect is
+of unparalleled sublimity, and no language
+can describe the splendour of the
+sunbeams at daybreak, streaming between
+the high peaks, and throwing their
+gigantic shadows on the mountains below.
+There, far above the habitation of
+man, no living thing exists, no sound is
+heard; the very echo of the traveller's
+footsteps startles him in the awful <em>solitude
+and silence</em> that reigns in those
+august dwellings of everlasting snow."</p></blockquote>
+
+<p>No one can fail to recognise the
+effect of the last circumstance mentioned.
+Let those mountains be the
+scene of a gathering of any human
+multitude, and they would be more
+desecrated than if their peaks had
+been levelled to the ground. We
+have also quoted this description to
+show how large a share <em>colour</em> takes
+in beautifying such a scene. Colour,
+either in large fields of it, or in sharp
+contrasts, or in gradual shading&mdash;the
+play of light, in short, upon this world&mdash;is
+the first element of beauty.</p>
+
+<p>Here would be the place, were we
+writing a formal treatise upon this
+subject, after showing that there is
+in the sense of sight itself a sufficient
+elementary beauty, whereto other
+pleasurable reminiscences may attach
+themselves, to point out some of these
+tributaries. Each sense&mdash;the touch,
+the ear, the smell, the taste&mdash;blend
+their several remembered pleasures
+with the object of vision. Even taste,
+we say, although Mr Ruskin will
+scorn the gross alliance. And we
+would allude to the fact to show the
+extreme subtilty of these mental processes.
+The fruit which you think of
+eating has lost its beauty from that
+moment&mdash;it assumes to you a quite
+different relation; but the reminiscence
+that there is sweetness in the
+peach or the grape, whilst it remains
+quite subordinate to the pleasure derived
+from the sense of sight, mingles
+with and increases that pleasure.
+Whilst the cluster of ripe grapes is
+looked at only for its beauty, the idea
+that they are pleasant to the taste as
+well steals in unobserved, and adds
+to the complex sentiment. If this
+idea grow distinct and prominent,
+the beauty of the grape is gone&mdash;you
+eat it. Here, too, would be the place
+to take notice of such sources of pleasure
+as are derived from adaptation
+of parts, or the adaptation of the
+whole to ulterior purposes; but here
+especially should we insist on human
+affections, human loves, human sympathies.
+Here, in the heart of man,
+his hopes, his regrets, his affections,
+do we find the great source of the
+beautiful&mdash;tributaries which take their
+name from the stream they join,
+but which often form the main current.
+On that sympathy with which
+nature has so wonderfully endowed
+us, which makes the pain and pleasure
+of all other living things our own
+pain and pleasure, which binds us
+not only to our fellow-men, but to
+every moving creature on the face of
+the earth, we should have much to
+say. How much, for instance, does
+its <em>life</em> add to the beauty of the swan!&mdash;how
+much more its calm and placid
+life! Here, and on what would follow
+on the still more exalted mood of
+pious contemplation&mdash;when all nature
+seems as a hymn or song of praise to
+the Creator&mdash;we should be happy to
+borrow aid from Mr Ruskin; his
+essay supplying admirable materials
+for certain <em>chapters</em> in a treatise on
+the beautiful which should embrace
+the whole subject.</p>
+
+<p>No such treatise, however, is it our
+object to compose. We have said
+enough to show the true nature of
+that theory of association, as a branch
+of which alone is it possible to take
+any intelligible view of Mr Ruskin's
+<em>Theoria</em>, or "Theoretic Faculty."
+His flagrant error is, that he will represent
+a part for the whole, and will
+distort and confuse everything for the
+sake of this representation. Viewed
+in their proper limitation, his remarks<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_342" id="Page_342">[342]</a></span>
+are often such as every wise and good
+man will approve of. Here and there
+too, there are shrewd intimations
+which the psychological student may
+profit by. He has pointed out several
+instances where the associations
+insisted upon by writers of the school
+of Alison have nothing whatever to
+do with the sentiment of beauty; and
+neither harmonise with, nor exalt it.
+Not all that may, in any way, <em>interest</em>
+us in an object, adds to its beauty.
+"Thus," as Mr Ruskin we think very
+justly says, "where we are told
+that the leaves of a plant are occupied
+in decomposing carbonic acid,
+and preparing oxygen for us, we
+begin to look upon it with some such
+indifference as upon a gasometer. It
+has become a machine; some of our
+sense of its happiness is gone; its
+emanation of inherent life is no longer
+pure." The knowledge of the anatomical
+structure of the limb is very
+interesting, but it adds nothing to the
+beauty of its outline. Scientific associations,
+however, of this kind, will
+have a different æsthetic effect, according
+to the degree or the enthusiasm
+with which the science has
+been studied.</p>
+
+<p>It is not our business to advocate
+this theory of association of ideas, but
+briefly to expound it. But we may
+remark that those who adopt (as Mr
+Ruskin has done in one branch of his
+subject&mdash;his <em>Æsthesis</em>) the rival theory
+of an intuitive perception of the
+beautiful, must find a difficulty where
+to <em>insert</em> this intuitive perception.
+The beauty of any one object is generally
+composed of several qualities
+and accessories&mdash;to which of these
+are we to connect this intuition?
+And if to the whole assemblage of
+them, then, as each of these qualities
+has been shown by its own virtue to
+administer to the general effect, we
+shall be explaining again by this new
+perception what has been already
+explained. Select any notorious
+instance of the beautiful&mdash;say the
+swan. How many qualities and accessories
+immediately occur to us as
+intimately blended in our minds with
+the form and white plumage of the
+bird! What were its arched neck and
+mantling wings if it were not <em>living</em>?
+And how the calm and inoffensive,
+and somewhat majestic life it leads,
+carries away our sympathies! Added
+to which, the snow-white form of the
+swan is imaged in clear waters, and
+is relieved by green foliage; and if
+the bird makes the river more beautiful,
+the river, in return, reflects its
+serenity and peacefulness upon the
+bird. Now all this we seem to see
+as we look upon the swan. To which
+of these facts separately will you
+attach this new intuition? And if
+you wait till all are assembled, the
+bird is already beautiful.</p>
+
+<p>We are all in the habit of <em>reasoning</em>
+on the beautiful, of defending our
+own tastes, and this just in proportion
+as the beauty in question is of a
+high order. And why do we do this?
+Because, just in proportion as the
+beauty is of an elevated character,
+does it depend on some moral association.
+Every argument of this kind
+will be found to consist of an analysis
+of the sentiment. Nor is there anything
+derogatory, as some have supposed,
+in this analysis of the sentiment;
+for we learn from it, at every
+step, that in the same degree as men
+become more refined, more humane,
+more kind, equitable, and pious, will
+the visible world become more richly
+clad with beauty. We see here an
+admirable arrangement, whereby the
+external world grows in beauty, as
+men grow in goodness.</p>
+
+<p>We must now follow Mr Ruskin a
+step farther into the development of
+his <em>Theoria</em>. All beauty, he tell us,
+<em>is such</em>, in its high and only true character,
+because it is a type of one or
+more of God's attributes. This, as
+we have shown, is to represent one
+class of associated thought as absorbing
+and displacing all the rest. We
+protest against this egregious exaggeration
+of a great and sacred source of
+our emotions. With Mr Ruskin's
+own piety we can have no quarrel;
+but we enter a firm and calm protest
+against a falsification of our human
+nature, in obedience to one sentiment,
+however sublime. No good can come
+of it&mdash;no good, we mean, to religion
+itself. It is substantially the same
+error, though assuming a very different
+garb, which the Puritans committed.
+They disgusted men with
+religion, by introducing it into every
+law and custom, and detail of human
+life. Mr Ruskin would commit the<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_343" id="Page_343">[343]</a></span>
+same error in the department of taste,
+over which he would rule so despotically:
+he is not content that the
+highest beauty shall be religious; he
+will permit nothing to be beautiful,
+except as it partakes of a religious
+character. But there is a vast region
+lying between the "animal pleasantness"
+of his Æsthesis and the pious
+contemplation of his Theoria. There
+is much between the human animal
+and the saint; there are the domestic
+affections and the love they spring
+from, and hopes, and regrets, and
+aspirations, and the hour of peace and
+the hour of repose&mdash;in short, there is
+human life. From all human life, as
+we have seen, come contributions to
+the sentiment of the beautiful, quite
+as distinctly traced as the peculiar
+class on which Mr Ruskin insists.</p>
+
+<p>If any one descanting upon music
+should affirm, that, in the first place,
+there was a certain animal pleasantness
+in harmony or melody, or both,
+but that the real essence of music,
+that by which it truly becomes music,
+was the perception in harmony or
+melody of types of the Divine attributes,
+he would reason exactly in
+the same manner on music as Mr
+Ruskin does on beauty. Nevertheless,
+although sacred music is the
+highest, it is very plain that there is
+other music than the sacred, and that
+all songs are not hymns.</p>
+
+<p>Chapter v. of the present volume
+bears this title&mdash;<em>Of Typical Beauty.
+First, of Infinity, or the type of the
+Divine Incomprehensibility.</em>&mdash;A boundless
+space will occur directly to the
+reader as a type of the infinite; perhaps
+it should be rather described as
+itself the infinite under one form.
+But Mr Ruskin finds the infinite in
+everything. That idea which he
+justly describes as the incomprehensible,
+and which is so profound and
+baffling a mystery to the finite being,
+is supposed to be thrust upon the
+mind on every occasion. Every instance
+of variety is made the type of
+the infinite, as well as every indication
+of space. We remember that, in
+the first volume of the <cite>Modern Painters</cite>,
+we were not a little startled at being
+told that the distinguishing character
+of every good artist was, that "he
+painted the infinite." Good or bad,
+we now see that he could scarcely
+fail to paint the infinite: it must be
+by some curious chance that the feat
+is not accomplished.</p>
+
+<blockquote>
+
+<p>"Now, not only," writes Mr Ruskin,
+"is this expression of infinity in distance
+most precious wherever we find it, however
+solitary it may be, and however unassisted
+by other forms and kinds of
+beauty; but it is of such value that no
+such other forms will altogether recompense
+us for its loss; and much as I dread
+the enunciation of anything that may
+seem like a conventional rule, I have no
+hesitation in asserting that no work of
+any art, in which this expression of infinity
+is possible, can be perfect or supremely
+elevated without it; and that, in proportion
+to its presence, <em>it will exalt and render
+impressive even the most tame and trivial
+themes</em>. And I think if there be any
+one grand division, by which it is at all
+possible to set the productions of painting,
+so far as their mere plan or system
+is concerned, on our right and left hands,
+it is this of light and dark background,
+of heaven-light and of object-light....
+There is a spectral etching of Rembrandt,
+a presentation of Christ in the Temple,
+where the figure of a robed priest stands
+glaring by its gems out of the gloom,
+holding a crosier. Behind it there is a
+subdued window-light seen in the opening,
+between two columns, without which
+the impressiveness of the whole subject
+would, I think, be incalculably diminished.
+I cannot tell whether I am at
+present allowing too much weight to my
+own fancies and predilections; but, without
+so much escape into the outer air and
+open heaven as this, I can take permanent
+pleasure in no picture.</p>
+
+<p>"And I think I am supported in this
+feeling by the unanimous practice, if not
+the confessed opinion, of all artists. The
+painter of portrait <em>is unhappy without his
+conventional white stroke under the sleeve</em>,
+or beside the arm-chair; the painter of
+interiors feels like a caged bird unless he
+can throw a window open, or set the door
+ajar; the landscapist dares not lose himself
+in forest without a gleam of light
+under its farthest branches, nor ventures
+out in rain unless he may somewhere
+pierce to a better promise in the distance,
+or cling to some closing gap of variable
+blue above."&mdash;(P. 39.)</p></blockquote>
+
+<p>But if an open window, or "that
+conventional white stroke under the
+sleeve," is sufficient to indicate the
+Infinite, how few pictures there must
+be in which it is not indicated! and
+how many "a tame and trivial
+theme" must have been, by this indication,<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_344" id="Page_344">[344]</a></span>
+exalted and rendered impressive!
+And yet it seems that some
+very celebrated paintings want this
+open-window or conventional white
+stroke. The Madonna della Sediola
+of Raphael is known over all Europe;
+some print of it may be seen in every
+village; that virgin-mother, in her
+antique chair, embracing her child
+with so sweet and maternal an embrace,
+has found its way to the heart
+of every woman, Catholic or Protestant.
+But unfortunately it has a
+dark background, and there is no
+open window&mdash;nothing to typify infinity.
+To us it seemed that there was
+"heaven's light" over the whole picture.
+Though there is the chamber
+wall seen behind the chair, there is
+nothing to intimate that the door or
+the window is closed. One might in
+charity have imagined that the light
+came directly through an open door
+or window. However, Mr Ruskin is
+inexorable. "Raphael," he says,
+"<em>in his full</em>, betrayed the faith he had
+received from his father and his master,
+and substituted for the radiant
+sky of the Madonna del Cardellino
+the chamber wall of the Madonna
+della Sediola, and the brown wainscot
+of the Baldacchino."</p>
+
+<p>Of other modes in which the Infinite
+is represented, we have an instance in
+"The Beauty of Curvature."</p>
+
+<blockquote>
+
+<p>"The first of these is the curvature of
+lines and surfaces, wherein it at first appears
+futile to insist upon any resemblance
+or suggestion of infinity, since
+there is certainly, in our ordinary contemplation
+of it, no sensation of the kind.
+But I have repeated again and again that
+the ideas of beauty are instinctive, and
+that it is only upon consideration, and
+even then in doubtful and disputable
+way, that they appear in their typical
+character; neither do I intend at all to
+insist upon the particular meaning which
+they appear to myself to bear, but merely
+on their actual and demonstrable agreeableness;
+so that in the present case,
+which I assert positively, and have no
+fear of being able to prove&mdash;that a curve
+of any kind is more beautiful than a right
+line&mdash;I leave it to the reader to accept or
+not, as he pleases, <em>that reason of its agreeableness
+which is the only one that I can at
+all trace: namely, that every curve divides
+itself infinitely by its changes of direction</em>."&mdash;(P.
+63.)</p></blockquote>
+
+<p>Our old friend Jacob Boehmen
+would have been delighted with this
+Theoria. But we must pass on to
+other types. Chapter vi. treats <em>of
+Unity, or the Type of the Divine Comprehensiveness</em>.</p>
+
+<blockquote>
+
+<p>"Of the appearances of Unity, or of
+Unity itself, there are several kinds, which
+it will be found hereafter convenient to
+consider separately. Thus there is the
+unity of different and separate things,
+subjected to one and the same influence,
+which may be called Subjectional Unity;
+and this is the unity of the clouds, as they
+are driven by the parallel winds, or as
+they are ordered by the electric currents;
+this is the unity of the sea waves; this, of
+the bending and undulation of the forest
+masses; and in creatures capable of Will
+it is the Unity of Will, or of Impulse.
+And there is Unity of Origin, which we
+may call Original Unity, which is of
+things arising from one spring or source,
+and speaking always of this their brotherhood;
+and this in matter is the unity of
+the branches of the trees, and of the petals
+and starry rays of flowers, and of the
+beams of light; and in spiritual creatures
+it is their filial relation to Him from whom
+they have their being. And there is
+Unity of Sequence," &amp;c.&mdash;</p></blockquote>
+
+<p class="noind">down another half page. Very little
+to be got here, we think. Let us advance
+to the next chapter. This is
+entitled, <em>Of Repose, or the Type of
+Divine Permanence</em>.</p>
+
+<p>It will be admitted on all hands
+that nothing adds more frequently to
+the charms of the visible object than
+the associated feeling of repose. The
+hour of sunset is the hour of repose.
+Most beautiful things are enhanced
+by some reflected feeling of this kind.
+But surely one need not go farther
+than to human labour, and human
+restlessness, anxiety, and passion, to
+understand the charm of repose. Mr
+Ruskin carries us at once into the
+third heaven:&mdash;</p>
+
+<blockquote>
+
+<p>"As opposed to passion, changefulness,
+or laborious exertion, Repose is the especial
+and separating characteristic of the
+eternal mind and power; it is the 'I am'
+of the Creator, opposed to the 'I become'
+of all creatures; it is the sign alike of the
+supreme knowledge which is incapable of
+surprise, the supreme power which is incapable
+of labour, the supreme volition
+which is incapable of change; it is the
+stillness of the beams of the eternal
+chambers laid upon the variable waters
+of ministering creatures."</p></blockquote>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_345" id="Page_345">[345]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>We must proceed. Chapter viii.
+treats <em>Of Symmetry, or the Type of
+Divine Justice</em>. Perhaps the nature of
+this chapter will be sufficiently indicated
+to the reader, now somewhat informed
+of Mr Ruskin's mode of thinking,
+by the title itself. At all events,
+we shall pass on to the next chapter,
+ix.&mdash;<em>Of Purity, or the Type of Divine
+Energy</em>. Here, the reader will perhaps
+expect to find himself somewhat
+more at home. One type, at all
+events, of Divine Purity has often
+been presented to his mind. Light
+has generally been considered as the
+fittest emblem or manifestation of the
+Divine Presence,</p>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">"That never but in unapproachëd light<br /></span>
+<span class="i1">Dwelt from eternity."<br /></span>
+</div></div>
+
+<p class="noind">But if the reader has formed any such
+agreeable expectation he will be disappointed.
+Mr Ruskin travels on no
+beaten track. He finds some reasons,
+partly theological, partly gathered
+from his own theory of the Beautiful,
+for discarding this ancient association
+of Light with Purity. As the <em>Divine</em>
+attributes are those which the visible
+object typifies, and by no means the
+<em>human</em>, and as Purity, which is "sinlessness,"
+cannot, he thinks, be predicted
+of the Divine nature, it follows
+that he cannot admit Light to be a
+type of Purity. We quote the passage,
+as it will display the working
+of his theory:&mdash;</p>
+
+<blockquote>
+
+<p>"It may seem strange to many readers
+that I have not spoken of purity in that
+sense in which it is most frequently used,
+as a type of sinlessness. I do not deny
+that the frequent metaphorical use of it
+in Scripture may have, and ought to have,
+much influence on the sympathies with
+which we regard it; and that probably
+the immediate agreeableness of it to most
+minds arises far more from this source
+than from that to which I have chosen to
+attribute it. But, in the first place, <em>if it
+be indeed in the signs of Divine and not of
+human attributes that beauty consists</em>, I see
+not how the idea of sin can be formed
+with respect to the Deity; for it is the
+idea of a relation borne by us to Him,
+and not in any way to be attached to His
+abstract nature; while the Love, Mercifulness,
+and Justice of God I have supposed
+to be symbolised by other qualities
+of beauty: and I cannot trace any rational
+connection between them and the idea of
+Spotlessness in matter, nor between this
+idea nor any of the virtues which make
+up the righteousness of man, except perhaps
+those of truth and openness, which
+have been above spoken of as more expressed
+by the transparency than the
+mere purity of matter. So that I conceive
+the use of the terms purity, spotlessness,
+&amp;c., on moral subjects, to be merely
+metaphorical; and that it is rather that
+we illustrate these virtues by the desirableness
+of material purity, than that we
+desire material purity because it is illustrative
+of those virtues. I repeat, then,
+that the only idea which I think can be
+legitimately connected with purity of
+matter is this of vital and energetic connection
+among its particles."</p></blockquote>
+
+<p>We have been compelled to quote
+some strange passages, of most difficult
+and laborious perusal; but our
+task is drawing to an end. The last
+of these types we have to mention is
+that <em>Of Moderation, or the Type of
+Government by Law</em>. We suspect
+there are many persons who have
+rapidly perused Mr Ruskin's works
+(probably <em>skipping</em> where the obscurity
+grew very thick) who would be
+very much surprised, if they gave a
+closer attention to them, at the strange
+conceits and absurdities which they
+had passed over without examination.
+Indeed, his very loose and declamatory
+style, and the habit of saying extravagant
+things, set all examination
+at defiance. But let any one pause a
+moment on the last title we have
+quoted from Mr Ruskin&mdash;let him read
+the chapter itself&mdash;let him reflect that
+he has been told in it that "what we
+express by the terms chasteness, refinement,
+and elegance," in any work
+of art, and more particularly "that
+finish" so dear to the intelligent critic,
+owe their attractiveness to being types
+of God's government by law!&mdash;we
+think he will confess that never in any
+book, ancient or modern, did he meet
+with an absurdity to outrival it.</p>
+
+<p>We have seen why the curve in
+general is beautiful; we have here
+the reason given us why one curve is
+more beautiful than another:&mdash;</p>
+
+<blockquote>
+
+<p>"And herein we at last find the reason
+of that which has been so often noted
+respecting the subtilty and almost invisibility
+of natural curves and colours, and
+why it is that we look on those lines as
+least beautiful which fall into wide and
+far license of curvature, and as most
+beautiful which approach nearest (so that
+the curvilinear character be distinctly<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_346" id="Page_346">[346]</a></span>
+asserted) to the government of the right
+line, as in the pure and severe curves
+of the draperies of the religious
+painters."</p></blockquote>
+
+<p>There is still the subject of "vital
+beauty" before us, but we shall probably
+be excused from entering
+further into the development of
+"Theoria." It must be quite clear
+by this time to our readers, that,
+whatever there is in it really wise
+and intelligible, resolves itself into
+one branch of that general theory
+of association of ideas, of which
+Alison and others have treated.
+But we are now in a condition to
+understand more clearly that peculiar
+style of language which startled us so
+much in the first volume of the <cite>Modern
+Painters</cite>. There we frequently
+heard of the Divine mission of the
+artist, of the religious office of the
+painter, and how Mr Turner was
+delivering God's message to man.
+What seemed an oratorical climax,
+much too frequently repeated, proves
+to be a logical sequence of his theoretical
+principles. All true beauty is
+religious; therefore all true art, which
+is the reproduction of the beautiful,
+must be religious also. Every picture
+gallery is a sort of temple, every
+great painter a sort of prophet. If
+Mr Ruskin is conscious that he never
+admires anything beautiful in nature
+or art, without a reference to some
+attribute of God, or some sentiment
+of piety, he may be a very exalted
+person, but he is no type of humanity.
+If he asserts this, we must be sufficiently
+courteous to believe him; we
+must not suspect that he is hardly
+candid with us, or with himself; but
+we shall certainly not accept him as
+a representative of the <i lang="la" xml:lang="la">genus homo</i>.
+He finds "sermons in stones," and
+sermons always; "books in the running
+brooks," and always books of
+divinity. Other men not deficient in
+reflection or piety do not find it thus.
+Let us hear the poet who, more than
+any other, has made a religion of the
+beauty of nature. Wordsworth, in a
+passage familiar to every one of his
+readers, runs his hand, as it were,
+over all the chords of the lyre. He
+finds other sources of the beautiful
+not unworthy his song, besides that
+high contemplative piety which he
+introduces as a noble and fit climax.
+He recalls the first ardours of his
+youth, when the beautiful object
+itself of nature seemed to him all,
+in all:&mdash;</p>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i12">"I cannot paint<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">What then I was. The sounding cataract<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Haunted me like a passion; the tall rock,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">The mountain, and the deep and gloomy wood.<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Their colours and their forms were thus to me<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">An appetite; a feeling and a love<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">That had no need of a remoter charm<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">By thought supplied, nor any interest<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Unborrowed from the eye. That time is past,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And all its aching joys are now no more,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And all its dizzy raptures. Not for this<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Faint I, nor mourn, nor murmur; other gifts<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Have followed. I have learned<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">To look on nature not as in the hour<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Of thoughtless youth; but hearing oftentimes<br /></span>
+<span class="i0"><em>The still sad music of humanity,</em><br /></span>
+<span class="i0"><em>Nor harsh nor grating, though of ample power</em><br /></span>
+<span class="i0"><em>To chasten and subdue.</em> And I have felt<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">A presence that disturbs me with the joy<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Of elevated thoughts; a sense sublime<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Of something far more deeply interfused,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Whose dwelling is the light of setting suns,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And the round ocean and the living air,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And the blue sky, and in the mind of man."<br /></span>
+</div></div>
+
+<p>Our poet sounds all the chords.
+He does not muffle any; he honours
+Nature in her own simple loveliness,
+and in the beauty she wins from the
+human heart, as well as when she is
+informed with that sublime spirit</p>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i18">"that impels<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">All thinking things, all objects of all thought,<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">And rolls through all things."<br /></span>
+</div></div>
+
+<p>Sit down, by all means, amongst
+the fern and the wild-flowers, and
+look out upon the blue hills, or near
+you at the flowing brook, and thank
+God, the giver of all this beauty.
+But what manner of good will you do
+by endeavouring to persuade yourself
+that these objects <em>are</em> only beautiful
+because you give thanks for them?&mdash;for
+to this strange logical inversion
+will you find yourself reduced. And
+surely you learned to esteem and love
+this benevolence itself, first as a
+human attribute, before you became
+cognisant of it as a Divine attribute.
+What other course can the mind take
+but to travel through humanity up to
+God?</p>
+
+<p>There is much more of metaphysics
+in the volume before us; there is, in
+particular, an elaborate investigation<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_347" id="Page_347">[347]</a></span>
+of the faculty of imagination; but we
+have no inducement to proceed further
+with Mr Ruskin in these psychological
+inquiries. We have given some
+attention to his theory of the Beautiful,
+because it lay at the basis of a
+series of critical works which, partly
+from their boldness, and partly from
+the talent of a certain kind which is
+manifestly displayed in them, have
+attained to considerable popularity.
+But we have not the same object for
+prolonging our examination into his
+theory of the Imaginative Faculty.
+"We say it advisedly," (as Mr Ruskin
+always adds when he is asserting
+anything particularly rash,) we say it
+advisedly, and with no rashness whatever,
+that though our author is a man
+of great natural ability, and enunciates
+boldly many an independent isolated
+truth, yet of the spirit of philosophy
+he is utterly destitute. The calm,
+patient, prolonged thinking, which
+Dugald Stewart somewhere describes
+as the one essential characteristic of
+the successful student of philosophy,
+he knows nothing of. He wastes his
+ingenuity in making knots where
+others had long since untied them.
+He rushes at a definition, makes a
+parade of classification; but for any
+great and wide generalisation he has
+no appreciation whatever. He appears
+to have no taste, but rather an antipathy
+for it; when it lies in his way
+he avoids it. On this subject of the
+Imaginative Faculty he writes and he
+raves, defines and poetises by turns;
+makes laborious distinctions where
+there is no essential difference; has
+his "Imagination Associative," and
+his "Imagination Penetrative;" and
+will not, or cannot, see those broad
+general principles which with most
+educated men have become familiar
+truths, or truisms. But what clear
+thinking can we expect of a writer
+who thus describes his "Imagination
+Penetrative?"&mdash;</p>
+
+<blockquote>
+
+<p>"It may seem to the reader that I am
+incorrect in calling this penetrating possession-taking
+faculty Imagination. Be
+it so: the name is of little consequence;
+the Faculty itself, called by what name
+it will, I insist upon as the highest
+intellectual power of man. <em>There is no
+reasoning in it</em>; it works not by algebra,
+nor by integral calculus; it is a piercing
+Pholas-like mind's tongue, that works
+and tastes into the very rock-heart. No
+matter what be the subject submitted to
+it, substance or spirit&mdash;all is alike
+divided asunder, joint and marrow, whatever
+utmost truth, life, principle, it has
+laid bare; and that which has no truth,
+life, nor principle, dissipated into its
+original smoke at a touch. The whispers
+at men's ears it lifts into visible angels.
+Vials that have lain sealed in the deep
+sea a thousand years it unseals, and
+brings out of them Genii."&mdash;(P. 156.)</p></blockquote>
+
+<p>With such a wonder-working
+faculty man ought to do much. Indeed,
+unless it has been asleep all
+this time, it is difficult to understand
+why there should remain anything
+for him to do.</p>
+
+<p>Surveying Mr Ruskin's works on
+art, with the knowledge we have here
+acquired of his intellectual character
+and philosophical theory, we are at no
+loss to comprehend that mixture of
+shrewd and penetrating remark, of
+bold and well-placed censure, and of
+utter nonsense in the shape of general
+principles, with which they abound.
+In his <cite>Seven Lamps of Architecture</cite>,
+which is a very entertaining book,
+and in his <cite>Stones of Venice</cite>, the reader
+will find many single observations
+which will delight him, as well by
+their justice, as by the zeal and
+vigour with which they are expressed.
+But from neither work will he derive
+any satisfaction if he wishes to carry
+away with him broad general views
+on architecture.</p>
+
+<p>There is no subject Mr Ruskin has
+treated more largely than that of
+architectural ornament; there is none
+on which he has said more good things,
+or delivered juster criticisms; and
+there is none on which he has uttered
+more indisputable nonsense. Every
+reader of taste will be grateful to Mr
+Ruskin if he can pull down from St
+Paul's Cathedral, or wherever else
+they are to be found, those wreaths or
+festoons of carved flowers&mdash;"that
+mass of all manner of fruit and flowers
+tied heavily into a long bunch, thickest
+in the middle, and pinned up by
+both ends against a dead wall."
+Urns with pocket-handkerchiefs upon
+them, or a sturdy thick flame for
+ever issuing from the top, he will
+receive our thanks for utterly demolishing.
+But when Mr Ruskin expounds
+his principles&mdash;and he always<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_348" id="Page_348">[348]</a></span>
+has principles to expound&mdash;when he
+lays down rules for the government of
+our taste in this matter, he soon involves
+us in hopeless bewilderment.
+Our ornaments, he tells us, are to be
+taken from the works of nature, not
+of man; and, from some passages of
+his writings, we should infer that Mr
+Ruskin would cover the walls of our
+public buildings with representations
+botanical and geological. But in this
+we must be mistaken. At all events,
+nothing is to be admitted that is taken
+from the works of man.</p>
+
+<blockquote>
+
+<p>"I conclude, then, with the reader's
+leave, that all ornament is base which
+takes for its subject human work; that it
+is utterly base&mdash;painful to every rightly
+toned mind, without, perhaps, immediate
+sense of the reason, but for a reason palpable
+enough when we do think of it.
+For to carve our own work, and set it up
+for admiration, is a miserable self-complacency,
+a contentment in our wretched
+doings, when we might have been looking
+at God's doings."</p></blockquote>
+
+<p>After this, can we venture to admire
+the building itself, which is, of necessity,
+man's own "wretched doing?"</p>
+
+<p>Perplexed by his own rules, he will
+sometimes break loose from the entanglement
+in some such strange manner
+as this:&mdash;"I believe the right
+question to ask, with respect to all
+ornament, is simply this: Was it done
+with enjoyment&mdash;<em>was the carver happy
+while he was about it</em>?" Happy art!
+where the workman is sure to give
+happiness if he is but happy at his
+work. Would that the same could be
+said of literature!</p>
+
+<p>How far <em>colour</em> should be introduced
+into architecture is a question with
+men of taste, and a question which of
+late has been more than usually discussed.
+Mr Ruskin leans to the introduction
+of colour. His taste may
+be correct; but the fanciful reasoning
+which he brings to bear upon the subject
+will assist no one else in forming
+his own taste. Because there is no
+connection "between the spots of an
+animal's skin and its anatomical
+system," he lays it down as the first
+great principle which is to guide us
+in the use of colour in architecture&mdash;</p>
+
+<blockquote>
+
+<p>"That it be <em>visibly independent of
+form</em>. Never paint a column with vertical
+lines, but always cross it. Never
+give separate mouldings separate colours,"
+&amp;c. "In certain places," he continues,
+"you may run your two systems closer,
+and here and there let them be parallel
+for a note or two, but see that the colours
+and the forms coincide only as two
+orders of mouldings do; the same for an
+instant, but each holding its own course.
+So single members may sometimes have
+single colours; <em>as a bird's head is sometimes
+of one colour, and its shoulders
+another, you may make your capital one
+colour, and your shaft another</em>; but, in
+general, the best place for colour is on
+broad surfaces, not on the points of interest
+in form. <em>An animal is mottled on
+its breast and back, and rarely on its paws
+and about its eyes</em>; so put your variegation
+boldly on the flat wall and broad shaft,
+but be shy of it on the capital and moulding."&mdash;(<cite>Lamps
+of Architecture</cite>, p. 127.)</p></blockquote>
+
+<p>We do not quite see what we have
+to do at all with the "anatomical
+system" of the animal, which is kept
+out of sight; but, in general, we
+apprehend there is, both in the animal
+and vegetable kingdom, considerable
+harmony betwixt colour and external
+form. Such fantastic reasoning as
+this, it is evident, will do little towards
+establishing that one standard
+of taste, or that "one school of architecture,"
+which Mr Ruskin so strenuously
+insists upon. All architects are
+to resign their individual tastes and
+predilections, and enrol themselves in
+one school, which shall adopt one style.
+We need not say that the very first
+question&mdash;what that style should be,
+Greek or Gothic&mdash;would never be
+decided. Mr Ruskin decides it in
+favour of the "earliest English decorated
+Gothic;" but seems, in this
+case, to suspect that his decision will
+not carry us far towards unanimity.
+The scheme is utterly impossible;
+but he does his duty, he tells us, by
+proposing the impossibility.</p>
+
+<p>As a climax to his inconsistency
+and his abnormal ways of thinking,
+he concludes his <cite>Seven Lamps of
+Architecture</cite> with a most ominous
+paragraph, implying that the time is
+at hand when no architecture of any
+kind will be wanted: man and his
+works will be both swept away from
+the face of the earth. How, with this
+impression on his mind, could he have
+the heart to tell us to build for posterity?
+Will it be a commentary
+on the Apocalypse that we shall next
+receive from the pen of Mr Ruskin?</p>
+
+<hr class="chap" />
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_349" id="Page_349">[349]</a></span></p>
+
+
+
+
+<h2>PORTUGUESE POLITICS.</h2>
+
+
+<p>The dramatic and singular revolution
+of which Portugal has recently
+been the theatre, the strange fluctuations
+and ultimate success of Marshal
+Saldanha's insurrection, the narrow
+escape of Donna Maria from at least
+a temporary expulsion from her dominions,
+have attracted in this country
+more attention than is usually bestowed
+upon the oft-recurring convulsions of
+the Peninsula. Busy as the present
+year has been, and abounding in
+events of exciting interest nearer
+home, the English public has yet
+found time to deplore the anarchy
+to which Portugal is a prey, and to
+marvel once more, as it many times
+before has marvelled, at the tardy
+realisation of those brilliant promises
+of order, prosperity, and good government,
+so long held out to the two
+Peninsular nations by the promoters
+of the Quadruple Alliance. The
+statesmen who, for nearly a score of
+years, have assiduously guided Portugal
+and Spain in the seductive paths
+of modern Liberalism, can hardly feel
+much gratification at the results of
+their well-intended but most unprosperous
+endeavours. It is difficult
+to imagine them contemplating with
+pride and exultation, or even without
+a certain degree of self-reproach, the
+fruits of their officious exertions.
+Repudiating partisan views of Peninsular
+politics, putting persons entirely
+out of the question, declaring our absolute
+indifference as to who occupies
+the thrones of Spain and Portugal, so
+long as those countries are well-governed,
+casting no imputations
+upon the motives of those foreign
+governments and statesmen who
+were chiefly instrumental in bringing
+about the present state of things
+south of the Pyrenees, we would look
+only to facts, and crave an honest
+answer to a plain question. The
+question is this: After the lapse of
+seventeen years, what is the condition
+of the two nations upon which
+have been conferred, at grievous expense
+of blood and treasure, the much
+vaunted blessings of rulers nominally
+Liberal, and professedly patriotic?
+For the present we will confine this
+inquiry to Portugal, for the reason
+that the War of Succession terminated
+in that country when it was but beginning
+in the neighbouring kingdom,
+since which time the vanquished party,
+unlike the Carlists in Spain, have
+uniformly abstained&mdash;with the single
+exception of the rising in 1846-7&mdash;from
+armed aggression, and have observed
+a patient and peaceful policy.
+So that the Portuguese Liberals have
+had seventeen years' fair trial of their
+governing capacity, and cannot allege
+that their efforts for their country's
+welfare have been impeded or retarded
+by the acts of that party whom they
+denounced as incapable of achieving
+it,&mdash;however they may have been
+neutralised by dissensions and anarchy
+in their own ranks.</p>
+
+<p>At this particular juncture of Portuguese
+affairs, and as no inappropriate
+preface to the only reply that can
+veraciously be given to the question
+we have proposed, it will not be amiss
+to take a brief retrospective glance at
+some of the events that preceded and
+led to the reign of Donna Maria. It
+will be remembered that from the year
+1828 to 1834, the Liberals in both
+houses of the British Parliament, supported
+by an overwhelming majority
+of the British press, fiercely and pertinaciously
+assailed the government
+and person of Don Miguel, then <i lang="la" xml:lang="la">de
+facto</i> King of Portugal, king <i lang="fr" xml:lang="fr">de jure</i>
+in the eyes of the Portuguese Legitimists
+and by the vote of the Legitimate
+Cortes of 1828, and recognised
+(in 1829) by Spain, by the United
+States, and by various inferior powers.
+Twenty years ago political passions
+ran high in this country: public men
+were, perhaps, less guarded in their
+language; newspapers were certainly
+far more intemperate in theirs; and
+we may safely say, that upon no
+foreign prince, potentate, or politician,
+has virulent abuse&mdash;proceeding
+from such respectable sources&mdash;ever
+since been showered in England, in
+one half the quantity in which it then
+descended upon the head of the unlucky
+Miguel. Unquestionably Don
+Miguel had acted, in many respects,
+neither well nor wisely: his early<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_350" id="Page_350">[350]</a></span>
+education had been ill-adapted to the
+high position he was one day to fill&mdash;at
+a later period of his life he was
+destined to take lessons of wisdom
+and moderation in the stern but
+wholesome school of adversity. But
+it is also beyond a doubt, now that
+time has cleared up much which then
+was purposely garbled and distorted,
+that the object of all this invective
+was by no means so black as he was
+painted, and that his character suffered
+in England from the malicious
+calumnies of Pedroite refugees, and
+from the exaggerated and easily-accepted
+statements of the Portuguese
+correspondents of English newspapers.
+The Portuguese nation, removed from
+such influence, formed its own opinions
+from what it saw and observed; and
+the respect and affection testified, even
+at the present day, to their dethroned
+sovereign, by a large number of its
+most distinguished and respectable
+members, are the best refutation of
+the more odious of the charges so
+abundantly brought against him, and
+so lightly credited in those days of
+rampant revolution. It is unnecessary,
+therefore, to argue that point,
+even were personal vindication or
+attack the objects of this article,
+instead of being entirely without its
+scope. Against the insupportable
+oppression exercised by the monster
+in human form, as which Don Miguel
+was then commonly depicted in England
+and France, innumerable engines
+were directed by the governments and
+press of those two countries. Insurrections
+were stirred up in Portugal,
+volunteers were recruited abroad,
+irregular military expeditions were
+encouraged, loans were fomented;
+money-lenders and stock-jobbers were
+all agog for Pedro, patriotism, and
+profit. Orators and newspapers foretold,
+in glowing speeches and enthusiastic
+paragraphs, unbounded prosperity
+to Portugal as the sure consequence
+of the triumph of the revolutionary
+party. Rapid progress of
+civilisation, impartial and economical
+administration, increase of commerce,
+development of the country's resources,
+a perfect avalanche of social
+and political blessings, were to descend,
+like manna from heaven, upon
+the fortunate nation, so soon as the
+Liberals obtained the sway of its
+destinies. It were beside our purpose
+here to investigate how it was
+that, with such alluring prospects
+held out to them, the people of Portugal
+were so blind to their interests
+as to supply Don Miguel with men
+and money, wherewith to defend himself
+for five years against the assaults
+and intrigues of foreign and domestic
+enemies. Deprived of support and
+encouragement from without, he still
+held his ground; and the formation of
+a quadruple alliance, including the
+two most powerful countries in Europe,
+the enlistment of foreign mercenaries
+of a dozen different nations, the
+entrance of a numerous Spanish army,
+were requisite finally to dispossess
+him of his crown. The anomaly of
+the abhorred persecutor and tyrant
+receiving so much support from his
+ill-used subjects, even then struck
+certain men in this country whose
+names stand pretty high upon the list
+of clear-headed and experienced politicians,
+and the Duke of Wellington,
+Lord Aberdeen, Sir Robert Peel,
+Lord Lyndhurst, and others, defended
+Miguel; but their arguments, however
+cogent, were of little avail against the
+fierce tide of popular prejudice, unremittingly
+stimulated by the declamations
+of the press. To be brief,
+in 1834 Don Miguel was driven
+from Portugal; and his enemies, put
+in possession of the kingdom and
+all its resources, were at full liberty
+to realise the salutary reforms they
+had announced and promised, and for
+which they had professed to fight.
+On taking the reins of government,
+they had everything in their favour;
+their position was advantageous and
+brilliant in the highest degree. They
+enjoyed the prestige of a triumph,
+undisputed authority, powerful foreign
+protection and influence. At their
+disposal was an immense mass of
+property taken from the church, as
+well as the produce of large foreign
+loans. Their credit, too, was <em>then</em> unlimited.
+Lastly&mdash;and this was far
+from the least of their advantages&mdash;they
+had in their favour the great
+discouragement and discontent engendered
+amongst the partisans of the
+Miguelite government, by the numerous
+and gross blunders which that
+government had committed&mdash;blunders
+which contributed even more to its<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_351" id="Page_351">[351]</a></span>
+downfall than did the attacks of its
+foes, or the effects of foreign hostility.
+In short, the Liberals were complete
+and undisputed masters of the situation.
+But, notwithstanding all the
+facilities and advantages they enjoyed,
+what has been the condition of Portugal
+since they assumed the reins?
+What <em>is</em> its condition at the present
+day? We need not go far to ascertain
+it. The wretched plight of that
+once prosperous little kingdom is deposed
+to by every traveller who visits
+it, and by every English journal that
+has a correspondent there; it is to be
+traced in the columns of every Portuguese
+newspaper, and is admitted
+and deplored by thousands who once
+were strenuous and influential supporters
+of the party who promised so
+much, and who have performed so
+little that is good. The reign of that
+party whose battle-cry is, or was,
+Donna Maria and the Constitution,
+has been an unbroken series of revolutions,
+illegalities, peculations, corruptions,
+and dilapidations. The
+immense amount of misnamed "national
+property" (the <em>Infantado</em> and
+church estates,) which was part of
+their capital on their accession to
+power, has disappeared without benefit
+either to the country or to its
+creditors. The treasury is empty;
+the public revenues are eaten up by
+anticipation; civil and military officers,
+the court itself, are all in constant and
+considerable arrears of salaries and
+pay. The discipline of the troops is
+destroyed, the soldiers being demoralised
+by the bad example of
+their chiefs, including that of Marshal
+Saldanha himself; for it is one of the
+great misfortunes of the Peninsula,
+that there most officers of a certain
+rank consider their political predilections
+before their military duty. The
+"Liberal" party, divided and subdivided,
+and split into fractions, whose
+numbers fluctuate at the dictates of
+interest or caprice, presents a lamentable
+spectacle of anarchy and inconsistency;
+whilst the Queen herself,
+whose good intentions we by no means
+impugn, has completely forfeited, as
+a necessary consequence of the misconduct
+of her counsellors, and of the
+sufferings the country has endured
+under her reign, whatever amount of
+respect, affection, and influence the
+Portuguese nation may once have
+been disposed to accord her. Such is
+the sad picture now presented by
+Portugal; and none whose acquaintance
+with facts renders them competent
+to judge, will say that it is overcharged
+or highly coloured.</p>
+
+<p>The party in Portugal who advocate
+a return to the ancient constitution,<a name="FNanchor_7_7" id="FNanchor_7_7"></a><a href="#Footnote_7_7" class="fnanchor">[7]</a>
+under which the country
+flourished&mdash;which fell into abeyance
+towards the close of the seventeenth
+century, but which it is now proposed
+to revive, as preferable to, and practically
+more liberal than, the present
+system&mdash;and who adopt as a banner,
+and couple with this scheme, the
+name of Don Miguel de Bragança,
+have not unnaturally derived great
+accession of strength, both moral and
+numerical, from the faults and dissensions
+of their adversaries. At the
+present day there are few things
+which the European public, and especially
+that of this country, sooner
+becomes indifferent to, and loses
+sight of, than the person and pretensions
+of a dethroned king; and
+owing to the lapse of years, to
+his unobtrusive manner of life, and
+to the storm of accusations amidst
+which he made his exit from power,
+Don Miguel would probably be considered,
+by those persons in this
+country who remember his existence,
+as the least likely member of the
+royal triumvirate, now assembled in
+Germany, to exchange his exile for a
+crown. But if we would take a fair
+and impartial view of the condition of
+Portugal, and calculate, as far as is
+possible in the case of either of the<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_352" id="Page_352">[352]</a></span>
+two Peninsular nations, the probabilities
+and chances of the future, we
+must not suffer ourselves to be run
+away with by preconceived prejudices,
+or to be influenced by the popular
+odium attached to a name. After
+beholding the most insignificant and
+unpromising of modern pretenders
+suddenly elevated to the virtual
+sovereignty&mdash;however transitory it
+may prove&mdash;of one of the most powerful
+and civilised of European nations,
+it were rash to denounce as impossible
+any restoration or enthronement.
+And it were especially rash so to do
+when with the person of the aspirant
+to the throne a nation is able to connect
+a reasonable hope of improvement
+in its condition. Of the principle
+of legitimacy we here say nothing,
+for it were vain to deny that in
+Europe it is daily less regarded,
+whilst it sinks into insignificance
+when put in competition with the
+rights and wellbeing of the people.</p>
+
+<p>As far back as the period of its
+emigration, the Pedroite or Liberal
+party split into two fractions. One
+of these believed in the possible realisation
+of those ultra-liberal theories so
+abundantly promulgated in the proclamations,
+manifestoes, preambles of
+laws, &amp;c., which Don Pedro issued
+from the Brazils, from England and
+France, and afterwards from Terceira
+and Oporto. The other fraction of
+the party had sanctioned the promulgation
+of these utopian theories as a
+means of delusion, and as leading to
+their own triumph; but they deemed
+their realisation impossible, and were
+quite decided, when the revolutionary
+tide should have borne them into
+power, to oppose to the unruly flood
+the barrier of a gradual but steady
+reaction. At a later period these
+divisions of the Liberal party became
+more distinctly defined, and resulted,
+in 1836, in their nominal classification
+as Septembrists and Chartists&mdash;the
+latter of whom (numerically very
+weak, but comprising Costa Cabral,
+and other men of talent and energy)
+may be compared to the Moderados
+of Spain&mdash;the former to the Progresistas,
+but with tendencies more
+decidedly republican. It is the ambitious
+pretensions, the struggles for
+power and constant dissensions of
+these two sets of men, and of the
+minor fractions into which they have
+subdivided themselves, that have kept
+Portugal for seventeen years in a
+state of anarchy, and have ended by
+reducing her to her present pitiable
+condition. So numerous are the divisions,
+so violent the quarrels of the
+two parties, that their utter dissolution
+appears inevitable; and it is in
+view of this that the National party,
+as it styles itself, which inscribes
+upon its flag the name of Don Miguel&mdash;not
+as an absolute sovereign, but
+with powers limited by legitimate
+constitutional forms, to whose strict
+observance they bind him as a condition
+of their support, and of his
+continuance upon the throne upon
+which they hope to place him&mdash;uplifts
+its head, reorganises its hosts, and
+more clearly defines its political principles.
+Whilst Chartists and Septembrists
+tear each other to pieces, the
+Miguelites not only maintain their
+numerical importance, but, closing
+their ranks and acting in strict
+unity, they give constant proofs of
+adhesion to Don Miguel as personifying
+a national principle, and at the
+same time give evidence of political
+vitality by the activity and progress
+of their ideas, which are adapting
+themselves to the Liberal sentiments
+and theories of the times.<a name="FNanchor_8_8" id="FNanchor_8_8"></a><a href="#Footnote_8_8" class="fnanchor">[8]</a> And it
+were flying in the face of facts to deny
+that this party comprehends a very
+important portion of the intelligence
+and respectability of the nation. It
+ascribes to itself an overwhelming
+majority in the country, and asserts
+that five-sixths of the population of
+Portugal would joyfully hail its advent
+to power. This of course must be
+viewed as an <i lang="la" xml:lang="la">ex-parte</i> statement, difficult
+for foreigners to verify or refute.
+But of late there have been no lack of
+proofs that a large proportion of the
+higher orders of Portuguese are steadfast<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_353" id="Page_353">[353]</a></span>
+in their aversion to the government
+of the "Liberals," and in their
+adherence to him whom they still,
+after his seventeen years' dethronement,
+persist in calling their king, and
+whom they have supported, during
+his long exile, by their willing contributions.
+It is fresh in every one's
+memory that, only the other day,
+twenty five peers, or successors of
+peers, who had been excluded by Don
+Pedro from the peerage for having
+sworn allegiance to his brother, having
+been reinstated and invited to
+take their seats in the Chamber, signed
+and published a document utterly rejecting
+the boon. Some hundreds of
+officers of the old army of Don Miguel,
+who are living for the most part in
+penury and privation, were invited to
+demand from Saldanha the restitution
+of their grades, which would have
+entitled them to the corresponding
+pay. To a man they refused, and
+protested their devotion to their
+former sovereign. A new law of
+elections, with a very extended franchise&mdash;nearly
+amounting, it is said, to
+universal suffrage&mdash;having been the
+other day arbitrarily decreed by the
+Saldanha cabinet (certainly a most
+unconstitutional proceeding,) and the
+government having expressed a wish
+that all parties in the kingdom should
+exercise the electoral right, and
+give their votes for representatives
+in the new parliament, a numerous
+and highly respectable meeting of the
+Miguelites was convened at Lisbon.
+This meeting voted, with but two
+dissentient voices, a resolution of
+abstaining from all share in the
+elections, declaring their determination
+not to sanction, by coming forward
+either as voters or candidates, a system
+and an order of things which they
+utterly repudiated as illegal, oppressive,
+and forced upon the nation by
+foreign interference. The same resolution
+was adopted by large assemblages
+in every province of the kingdom.
+At various periods, during the
+last seventeen years, the Portuguese
+government has endeavoured to inveigle
+the Miguelites into the representative
+assembly, doubtless hoping
+that upon its benches they would be
+more accessible to seduction, or easier
+to intimidate. It is a remarkable
+and significant circumstance, that only
+in one instance (in the year 1842)
+have their efforts been successful, and
+that the person who was then induced
+so to deviate from the policy of his
+party, speedily gave unmistakable
+signs of shame and regret. Bearing
+in mind the undoubted and easily
+proved fact that the Miguelites, whether
+their numerical strength be or be
+not as great as they assert, comprise
+a large majority of the clergy, of the
+old nobility, and of the most highly
+educated classes of the nation, their
+steady and consistent refusal to sanction
+the present order of things, by
+their presence in its legislative assembly,
+shows a unity of purpose and
+action, and a staunch and dogged
+conviction, which cannot but be disquieting
+to their adversaries, and
+over which it is impossible lightly to
+pass in an impartial review of the
+condition and prospects of Portugal.</p>
+
+<p>We have already declared our determination
+here to attach importance
+to the persons of none of the four
+princes and princesses who claim or
+occupy the thrones of Spain and Portugal,
+except in so far as they may
+respectively unite the greatest amount
+of the national suffrage and adhesion.
+As regards Don Miguel, we
+are far from exaggerating his personal
+claims&mdash;the question of legitimacy
+being here waived. His prestige <em>out</em>
+of Portugal is of the smallest, and
+certainly he has never given proofs of
+great talents, although he is not altogether
+without kingly qualities, nor
+wanting in resolution and energy;
+whilst his friends assert, and it is fair
+to admit as probable, that he has long
+since repented and abjured the follies
+and errors of his youth. But we
+cannot be blind to the fact of the
+strong sympathy and regard entertained
+for him by a very large number
+of Portuguese. His presence in
+London during some weeks of the
+present summer was the signal for a
+pilgrimage of Portuguese noblemen
+and gentlemen of the best and most
+influential families in the country,
+many of whom openly declared the
+sole object of their journey to be
+to pay their respects to their exiled
+sovereign; whilst others, the chief
+motive of whose visit was the attraction
+of the Industrial Exhibition,
+gladly seized the opportunity to<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_354" id="Page_354">[354]</a></span>
+reiterate the assurances of their
+fidelity and allegiance. Strangely
+enough, the person who opened the
+procession was a nephew of Marshal
+Saldanha, Don Antonio C. de Seabra,
+a staunch and intelligent royalist,
+whose visit to London coincided, as
+nearly as might be, with his uncle's
+flight into Galicia, and with his triumphant
+return to Oporto after the
+victory gained for him as he was
+decamping. Senhor Seabra was followed
+by two of the Freires, nephew
+and grand-nephew of the Freire who
+was minister-plenipotentiary in London
+some thirty years ago; by the
+Marquis and Marchioness of Vianna,
+and the Countess of Lapa&mdash;all of the
+first nobility of Portugal; by the
+Marquis of Abrantes, a relative of
+the royal family of Portugal; by a
+host of gentlemen of the first families
+in the provinces of Beira, Minho,
+Tras-os-Montes, &amp;c.&mdash;Albuquerques,
+Mellos, Taveiras, Pachecos, Albergarias,
+Cunhas, Correa-de-Sas, Beduidos,
+San Martinhos, Pereiras, and
+scores of other names, which persons
+acquainted with Portugal will
+recognise as comprehending much
+of the best blood and highest intelligence
+in the country. Such
+demonstrations are not to be overlooked,
+or regarded as trivial and
+unimportant. Men like the Marquis
+of Abrantes, for instance, not less distinguished
+for mental accomplishment
+and elevation of character than for
+illustrious descent,<a name="FNanchor_9_9" id="FNanchor_9_9"></a><a href="#Footnote_9_9" class="fnanchor">[9]</a> men of large possessions
+and extensive influence, cannot
+be assumed to represent only
+their individual opinions. The remarkable
+step lately taken by a number
+of Portuguese of this class, must be
+regarded as an indication of the state
+of feeling of a large portion of the
+nation; as an indication, too, of something
+grievously faulty in the conduct
+or constitution of a government
+which, after seventeen years' sway,
+has been unable to rally, reconcile, or
+even to appease the animosity of any
+portion of its original opponents.</p>
+
+<p>Between the state of Portugal and
+that of Spain there are, at the present
+moment, points of strong contrast,
+and others of striking similarity. The
+similarity is in the actual condition of
+the two countries&mdash;in their sufferings,
+misgovernment, and degradation; the
+contrast is in the state and prospects
+of the political parties they contain.
+What we have said of the wretched
+plight of Portugal applies, with few
+and unimportant differences, to the
+condition of Spain. If there has lately
+been somewhat less of open anarchy in
+the latter country than in the dominions
+of Donna Maria, there has not been one
+iota less of tyrannical government and
+scandalous malversation. The public
+revenue is still squandered and robbed,
+the heavy taxes extorted from the
+millions still flow into the pockets of
+a few thousand corrupt officials, ministers
+are still stock-jobbers, the liberty
+of the press is still a farce,<a name="FNanchor_10_10" id="FNanchor_10_10"></a><a href="#Footnote_10_10" class="fnanchor">[10]</a> and the
+national representation an obscene
+comedy. A change of ministry in
+Spain is undoubtedly a most interesting
+event to those who go out and
+those who come in&mdash;far more so in
+Spain than in any other country, since
+in no other country does the possession
+of office enable a beggar so speedily to
+transform himself into a <em>millionaire</em>.
+In Portugal the will is not wanting, but
+the means are less ample. More may
+be safely pilfered out of a sack of corn
+than out of a sieveful, and poor
+little Portugal's revenue does not
+afford such scope to the itching palms
+of Liberal statesmen as does the more
+ample one of Spain, which of late
+years has materially increased&mdash;without,
+however, the tax-payer and public
+creditor experiencing one crumb of
+the benefit they might fairly expect in
+the shape of reduced imposts and
+augmented dividends. But, however
+interesting to the governing fraction,
+a change of administration in Spain
+is contemplated by the governed
+masses with supreme apathy and
+indifference. They used once to be
+excited by such changes; but they
+have long ago got over that weakness,
+and suffer their pockets to be picked<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_355" id="Page_355">[355]</a></span>
+and their bodies to be trampled
+with a placidity bordering on the
+sublime. As long as things do not
+get <em>worse</em>, they remain quiet; they
+have little hope of their getting <em>better</em>.
+Here, again, in this fertile and beautiful
+and once rich and powerful country
+of Spain, a most gratifying picture is
+presented to the instigators of the
+Quadruple Alliance, to the upholders
+of the virtuous Christina and the innocent
+Isabel! Pity that it is painted
+with so ensanguined a brush, and that
+strife and discord should be the main
+features of the composition! Upon
+the first panel is exhibited a civil
+war of seven years' duration, vying,
+for cold-blooded barbarity and gratuitous
+slaughter, with the fiercest and
+most fanatical contests that modern
+<cite>Times</cite> have witnessed. Terminated
+by a strange act of treachery, even
+yet imperfectly understood, the war
+was succeeded by a brief period of
+well-meaning but inefficient government.
+By the daring and unscrupulous
+man&oelig;uvres of Louis Philippe
+and Christina this was upset&mdash;by
+means so extraordinary and so disgraceful
+to all concerned that scandalised
+Europe stood aghast, and almost
+refused to credit the proofs
+(which history will record) of the
+social degradation of Spaniards. For
+a moment Spain again stood divided
+and in arms, and on the brink of civil
+war. This danger over, the blood
+that had not been shed in the field
+flowed upon the scaffold: an iron
+hand and a pampered army crushed
+and silenced the disaffection and
+murmurs of the great body of the
+nation; and thus commenced a system
+of despotic and unscrupulous misrule
+and corruption, which still endures
+without symptom of improvement.
+As for the observance of the constitution,
+it is a mockery to speak of it,
+and has been so any time these eight
+years. In June 1850, Lord Palmerston,
+in the course of his celebrated
+defence of his foreign policy, declared
+himself happy to state that the
+government of Spain was at that
+time carried on more in accordance
+with the constitution than it had been
+two years previously. As ear-witnesses
+upon the occasion, we can do
+his lordship the justice to say that the
+assurance was less confidently and
+unhesitatingly spoken than were most
+other parts of his eloquent oration.
+It was duly cheered, however, by the
+Commons House&mdash;or at least by
+those Hispanophilists and philanthropists
+upon its benches who accepted
+the Foreign Secretary's assurance in
+lieu of any positive knowledge of their
+own. The grounds for applause and
+gratulation were really of the slenderest.
+In 1848, the <em>un</em>-constitutional
+period referred to by Lord Palmerston,
+the Narvaez and Christina government
+were in the full vigour of their
+repressive measures, shooting the disaffected
+by the dozen, and exporting
+hundreds to the Philippines or immuring
+them in dungeons. This, of course,
+could not go on for ever; the power
+was theirs, the malcontents were compelled
+to succumb; the paternal and
+constitutional government made a
+desert, and called it peace. Short
+time was necessary, when such violent
+means were employed, to crush Spain
+into obedience, and in 1850 she lay
+supine, still bleeding from many an
+inward wound, at her tyrants' feet.
+This morbid tranquillity might possibly
+be mistaken for an indication of an
+improved mode of government. As
+for any other sign of constitutional
+rule, we are utterly unable to discern
+it in either the past or the present
+year. The admirable observance of
+the constitution was certainly in process
+of proof, at the very time of
+Lord Palmerston's speech, by the
+almost daily violation of the liberty
+of the press, by the seizure of journals
+whose offending articles the authorities
+rarely condescended to designate,
+and whose incriminated editors were
+seldom allowed opportunity of exculpation
+before a fair tribunal. It was
+further testified to, less than four
+months later, by a general election,
+at which such effectual use was made
+of those means of intimidation and
+corruption which are manifold in
+Spain, that, when the popular Chamber
+assembled, the government was
+actually alarmed at the smallness of
+the opposition&mdash;limited, as it was, to
+about a dozen stray Progresistas,
+who, like the sleeping beauty in the
+fairy tale, rubbed their eyes in wonderment
+at finding themselves there.
+Nor were the ministerial forebodings
+groundless in the case of the unscrupulous<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_356" id="Page_356">[356]</a></span>
+and tyrannical Narvaez, who,
+within a few months, when seemingly
+more puissant than ever, and with an
+overwhelming majority in the Chamber
+obedient to his nod, was cast
+down by the wily hand that had set
+him up, and driven to seek safety in
+France from the vengeance of his innumerable
+enemies. The causes of
+this sudden and singular downfall are
+still a puzzle and a mystery to the
+world; but persons there are, claiming
+to see further than their neighbours
+into political millstones, who
+pretend that a distinguished diplomatist,
+of no very long standing at
+Madrid, had more to do than was
+patent to the world with the disgrace
+of the Spanish dictator, whom the
+wags of the Puerta del Sol declare to
+have exclaimed, as his carriage whirled
+him northwards through the gates
+of Madrid, "<em>Comme Henri Bulwer!</em>"</p>
+
+<p>Passing from the misgovernment
+and sufferings of Spain to its political
+state, we experience some difficulty in
+clearly defining and exhibiting this,
+inasmuch as the various parties that
+have hitherto acted under distinct
+names are gradually blending and
+disappearing like the figures in dissolving
+views. In Portugal, as we
+have already shown, whilst Chartists
+and Septembrists distract the country,
+and damage themselves by constant
+quarrels and collisions, a
+third party, unanimous and determined
+in its opposition to those two,
+grows in strength, influence, and
+prestige. In Spain, <em>no</em> party shows
+signs of healthy condition. In all
+three&mdash;Moderados, Progresistas, and
+Carlists&mdash;symptoms of dissolution are
+manifest. In the two countries,
+Chartists and Septembrists, Moderados
+and Progresistas, have alike split
+into two or more factions hostile to
+each other; but whilst, in Portugal,
+the Miguelites improve their position,
+in Spain the Carlist party is reduced
+to a mere shadow of its former self.
+Without recognised chiefs or able
+leaders, without political theory of
+government, it bases its pretensions
+solely upon the hereditary right of its
+head. For whilst Don Miguel, on
+several occasions,<a name="FNanchor_11_11" id="FNanchor_11_11"></a><a href="#Footnote_11_11" class="fnanchor">[11]</a> has declared his
+adhesion to the liberal programme
+advocated by his party for the security
+of the national liberties, the Count de
+Montemolin, either from indecision of
+character, or influenced by evil counsels,
+has hitherto made no precise,
+public, and satisfactory declaration of
+his views in this particular,<a name="FNanchor_12_12" id="FNanchor_12_12"></a><a href="#Footnote_12_12" class="fnanchor">[12]</a> and by
+such injudicious reserve has lost the
+suffrages of many whom a distinct
+pledge would have gathered round his
+banner. Thus has he partially neutralised
+the object of his father's abdication
+in his favour. Don Carlos was
+too completely identified with the old
+absolutist party, composed of intolerant
+bigots both in temporal and spiritual
+matters, ever to have reconciled
+himself with the progressive spirit of
+the century, or to have become acceptable
+to the present generation of
+Spaniards. Discerning or advised of
+this, he transferred his claims to his
+son, thus placing in his hands an
+excellent card, which the young prince
+has not known how to play. If, instead
+of encouraging a sullen and
+unprofitable emigration, fomenting
+useless insurrections, draining his adherents'
+purses, and squandering their
+blood, he had husbanded the resources
+of the party, clearly and publicly defined
+his plan of government&mdash;if ever
+seated upon the throne he claims&mdash;and
+awaited in dignified retirement the progress
+of events, he would not have supplied
+the present rulers of Spain with
+pretexts, eagerly taken advantage of,
+for shameful tyranny and persecution;
+and he would have spared himself
+the mortification of seeing his party<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_357" id="Page_357">[357]</a></span>
+dwindle, and his oldest and most
+trusted friends and adherents, with few
+exceptions, accept pardon and place
+from the enemies against whom they
+had long and bravely contended. But
+vacillation, incapacity, and treachery
+presided at his counsels. He had none
+to point out to him&mdash;or if any did,
+they were unheeded or overruled&mdash;the
+fact, of which experience and repeated
+disappointments have probably
+at last convinced him, that it is not
+by the armed hand alone&mdash;not by the
+sword of Cabrera, or by Catalonian
+guerilla risings&mdash;that he can reasonably
+hope ever to reach Madrid, but
+by aid of the moral force of public
+opinion, as a result of the misgovernment
+of Spain's present rulers, of an
+increasing confidence in his own merits
+and good intentions, and perhaps of
+such possible contingencies as a
+Bourbon restoration in France, or
+the triumph of the Miguelites in
+Portugal. This last-named event
+will very likely be considered, by that
+numerous class of persons who base
+their opinions of foreign politics upon
+hearsay and general impressions
+rather than upon accurate knowledge
+and investigation of facts, as
+one of the most improbable of possibilities.
+A careful and dispassionate
+examination of the present
+state of the Peninsula does not enable
+us to regard it as a case of such utter
+improbability. But for the intimate
+and intricate connection between the
+Spanish and Portuguese questions, it
+would by no means surprise us&mdash;bearing
+in mind all that Portugal has
+suffered and still suffers under her
+present rulers&mdash;to see the Miguelite
+party openly assume the preponderance
+in the country. England would
+not allow it, will be the reply. Let us
+try the exact value of this assertion.
+England has two reasons for hostility
+to Don Miguel&mdash;one founded on certain
+considerations connected with his
+conduct when formerly on the throne
+of Portugal, the other on the dynastic
+alliance between the two countries.
+The government of Donna Maria may
+reckon upon the sympathy, advice,
+and even upon the direct naval assistance
+of England&mdash;up to a certain
+point. That is to say, that the English
+government will do what it <em>conveniently</em>
+and <em>suitably</em> can, in favour
+of the Portuguese queen and her
+husband; but there is room for a
+strong doubt that it would <em>seriously</em>
+compromise itself to maintain
+them upon the throne. Setting aside
+Donna Maria's matrimonial connection,
+Don Miguel, as a constitutional
+king, and with certain mercantile and
+financial arrangements, would suit
+English interests every bit as well.
+But the case is very different as regards
+Spain. The restoration of Don
+Miguel would be a terrible if not a
+fatal shock to the throne of Isabella II.
+and to the Moderado party, to whom
+the revival of the legitimist principle
+in Portugal would be so much the
+more dangerous if experience proved
+it to be compatible with the interests
+created by the Revolution. For the
+Spanish government, therefore, intervention
+against Don Miguel is an
+absolute necessity&mdash;we might perhaps
+say a condition of its existence;
+and thus is Spain the great stumbling-block
+in the way of his restoration,
+whereas England's objections
+might be found less invincible. So,
+in the civil war in Portugal, this
+country only co-operated indirectly
+against Don Miguel, and it is by no
+means certain he would have been
+overcome, but for the entrance of
+Rodil's Spaniards, which was the decisive
+blow to his cause. And so, the
+other day, the English government
+was seen patiently looking on at the
+progress of events, when it is well
+known that the question of immediate
+intervention was warmly debated
+in the Madrid cabinet, and
+might possibly have been carried, but
+for the moderating influence of English
+counsels.</p>
+
+<p>If we consider the critical and
+hazardous position of Marshal Saldanha,
+wavering as he is between
+Chartists and Septembrists&mdash;threatened
+to-day with a Cabralist insurrection,
+to-morrow with a Septembrist
+pronunciamiento&mdash;it is easy to foresee
+that the Miguelite party may soon
+find tempting opportunities of an
+active demonstration in the field.
+Such a movement, however, would be
+decidedly premature. Their game
+manifestly is to await with patience
+the development of the ultimate consequences
+of Saldanha's insurrection.
+It requires no great amount of judgment<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_358" id="Page_358">[358]</a></span>
+and experience in political matters judgment
+to foresee that he will be the
+victim of his own ill-considered movement,
+and that no long period will
+elapse before some new event&mdash;be it
+a Cabralist reaction or a Septembrist
+revolt&mdash;will prove the instability of
+the present order of things. With
+this certainty in view, the Miguelites
+are playing upon velvet. They have
+only to hold themselves in readiness
+to profit by the struggle between
+the two great divisions of the
+Liberal party. From this struggle
+they are not unlikely to derive an
+important accession of strength, if, as
+is by no means improbable, the
+Chartists should be routed and the
+Septembrists remain temporary masters
+of the field. To understand the
+possible coalition of a portion of the
+Chartists with the adherents of Don
+Miguel, it suffices to bear in mind
+that the former are supporters of constitutional
+monarchy, which principle
+would be endangered by the triumph
+of the Septembrists, whose republican
+tendencies are notorious, as is also&mdash;notwithstanding
+the momentary truce
+they have made with her&mdash;their hatred
+to Donna Maria.</p>
+
+<p>The first consequences of a Septembrist
+pronunciamiento would probably
+be the deposition of the Queen and
+the scattering of the Chartists; and in
+this case it is easy to conceive the
+latter beholding in an alliance with
+the Miguelite party their sole chance
+of escape from democracy, and from a
+destruction of the numerous interests
+they have acquired during their many
+years of power. It is no unfair inference
+that Costa Cabral, when he
+caused himself, shortly after his arrival
+in London, to be presented to Don
+Miguel in a particularly public place,
+anticipated the probability of some
+such events as we have just sketched,
+and thus indicated, to his friends and
+enemies, the new service to which he
+might one day be disposed to devote
+his political talents.</p>
+
+<p>The intricate and suggestive complications
+of Peninsular politics offer a
+wide field for speculation; but of this
+we are not at present disposed further
+to avail ourselves, our object being to
+elucidate facts rather than to theorise
+or indulge in predictions with respect to
+two countries by whose political eccentricities
+more competent prophets
+than ourselves have, upon so many
+occasions during the last twenty
+years, been puzzled and led astray.
+We sincerely wish that the governments
+of Spain and Portugal were
+now in the hands of men capable of
+conciliating all parties, and of averting
+future convulsions&mdash;of men sufficiently
+able and patriotic to conceive
+and carry out measures adapted to the
+character, temper, and wants of the
+two nations. If, by what we should
+be compelled to look upon almost as a
+miracle, such a state of things came
+about in the Peninsula, we should be
+far indeed from desiring to see it disturbed,
+and discord again introduced
+into the land, for the vindication of
+the principle of legitimacy, respectable
+though we hold that to be. But if
+Spain and Portugal are to continue a
+byword among the nations, the focus
+of administrative abuses and oligarchical
+tyranny; if the lower classes of
+society in those countries, by nature
+brave and generous, are to remain
+degraded into the playthings of egotistical
+adventurers, whilst the more
+respectable and intelligent portion of
+the higher orders stands aloof in disgust
+from the orgies of misgovernment;
+if this state of things is to
+endure, without prospect of amendment,
+until the masses throw themselves
+into the arms of the apostles of
+democracy&mdash;who, it were vain to deny,
+gain ground in the Peninsula&mdash;then, we
+ask, before it comes to that, would it
+not be well to give a chance to parties
+and to men whose character and
+principles at least unite some elements
+of stability, and who, whatever reliance
+may be placed on their promises
+for the future, candidly admit their
+past faults and errors? Assuredly
+those nations incur a heavy responsibility,
+and but poorly prove their
+attachment to the cause of constitutional
+freedom, who avail themselves
+of superior force to detain feeble allies
+beneath the yoke of intolerable abuses.</p>
+
+<hr class="chap" />
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_359" id="Page_359">[359]</a></span></p>
+
+
+
+
+<h2>THE CONGRESS AND THE AGAPEDOME.</h2>
+
+<h3>A TALE OF PEACE AND LOVE.</h3>
+
+
+<h4>CHAPTER I.</h4>
+
+<p>If I were to commence my story
+by stating, in the manner of the military
+biographers, that Jack Wilkinson
+was as brave a man as ever pushed a
+bayonet into the brisket of a Frenchman,
+I should be telling a confounded
+lie, seeing that, to the best of my knowledge,
+Jack never had the opportunity
+of attempting practical phlebotomy.
+I shall content myself with describing
+him as one of the finest and best-hearted
+fellows that ever held her
+Majesty's commission; and no one
+who is acquainted with the general
+character of the officers of the British
+army, will require a higher eulogium.</p>
+
+<p>Jack and I were early cronies at
+school; but we soon separated, having
+been born under the influence of
+different planets. Mars, who had
+the charge of Jack, of course devoted
+him to the army; Jupiter, who was
+bound to look after my interests,
+could find nothing better for me than
+a situation in the Woods and Forests,
+with a faint chance of becoming in
+time a subordinate Commissioner&mdash;that
+is, provided the wrongs of Ann
+Hicks do not precipitate the abolition
+of the whole department. Ten years
+elapsed before we met; and I regret
+to say that, during that interval,
+neither of us had ascended many
+rounds of the ladder of promotion.
+As was most natural, I considered
+my own case as peculiarly hard, and
+yet Jack's was perhaps harder. He
+had visited with his regiment, in the
+course of duty, the Cape, the Ionian
+Islands, Gibraltar, and the West
+Indies. He had caught an ague in
+Canada, and had been transplanted
+to the north of Ireland by way of a
+cure; and yet he had not gained a
+higher rank in the service than that
+of Lieutenant. The fact is, that Jack
+was poor, and his brother officers as
+tough as though they had been made of
+caoutchouc. Despite the varieties of
+climate to which they were exposed,
+not one of them would give up the
+ghost; even the old colonel, who had
+been twice despaired of, recovered
+from the yellow fever, and within a
+week after was lapping his claret at
+the mess-table as jollily as if nothing
+had happened. The regiment had a
+bad name in the service: they called
+it, I believe, "the Immortals."</p>
+
+<p>Jack Wilkinson, as I have said,
+was poor, but he had an uncle who
+was enormously rich. This uncle,
+Mr Peter Pettigrew by name, was
+an old bachelor and retired merchant,
+not likely, according to the ordinary
+calculation of chances, to marry; and
+as he had no other near relative save
+Jack, to whom, moreover, he was
+sincerely attached, my friend was
+generally regarded in the light of a
+prospective proprietor, and might
+doubtless, had he been so inclined,
+have negotiated a loan, at or under
+seventy per cent, with one of those
+respectable gentlemen who are making
+such violent efforts to abolish
+Christian legislation. But Pettigrew
+also was tough as one of "the Immortals,"
+and Jack was too prudent a
+fellow to intrust himself to hands so
+eminently accomplished in the art of
+wringing the last drop of moisture
+from a sponge. His uncle, he said,
+had always behaved handsomely to
+him, and he would see the whole tribe
+of Issachar drowned in the Dardanelles
+rather than abuse his kindness
+by raising money on a post-obit.
+Pettigrew, indeed, had paid for his
+commission, and, moreover, given him
+a fair allowance whilst he was quartered
+abroad&mdash;circumstances which
+rendered it extremely probable that
+he would come forward to assist his
+nephew so soon as the latter had any
+prospect of purchasing his company.</p>
+
+<p>Happening by accident to be in
+Hull, where the regiment was quartered,
+I encountered Wilkinson, whom
+I found not a whit altered for the
+worse, either in mind or body, since the
+days when we were at school together;
+and at his instance I agreed to prolong
+my stay, and partake of the<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_360" id="Page_360">[360]</a></span>
+hospitality of the Immortals. A
+merry set they were! The major told
+a capital story, the senior captain
+sung like Incledon, the <em>cuisine</em> was
+beyond reproach, and the liquor only
+too alluring. But all things must
+have an end. It is wise to quit even
+the most delightful society before it
+palls upon you, and before it is accurately
+ascertained that you, clever
+fellow as you are, can be, on occasion,
+quite as prosy and ridiculous as your
+neighbours; therefore on the third
+day I declined a renewal of the ambrosial
+banquet, and succeeded in persuading
+Wilkinson to take a quiet
+dinner with me at my own hotel.
+He assented&mdash;the more readily, perhaps,
+that he appeared slightly depressed
+in spirits, a phenomenon not
+altogether unknown under similar circumstances.</p>
+
+<p>After the cloth was removed, we
+began to discourse upon our respective
+fortunes, not omitting the usual
+complimentary remarks which, in
+such moments of confidence, are applied
+to one's superiors, who may be
+very thankful that they do not possess
+a preternatural power of hearing. Jack
+informed me that at length a vacancy
+had occurred in his regiment, and that
+he had now an opportunity, could he
+deposit the money, of getting his captaincy.
+But there was evidently a
+screw loose somewhere.</p>
+
+<p>"I must own," said Jack, "that it
+<em>is</em> hard, after having waited so long,
+to lose a chance which may not occur
+again for years; but what can I do?
+You see I haven't got the money; so
+I suppose I must just bend to my
+luck, and wait in patience for my
+company until my head is as bare as
+a billiard-ball!"</p>
+
+<p>"But, Jack," said I, "excuse me
+for making the remark&mdash;but won't
+your uncle, Mr Pettigrew, assist
+you?"</p>
+
+<p>"Not the slightest chance of it."</p>
+
+<p>"You surprise me," said I; "I am
+very sorry to hear you say so. I
+always understood that you were a
+prime favourite of his."</p>
+
+<p>"So I was; and so, perhaps, I am,"
+replied Wilkinson; "but that don't
+alter the matter."</p>
+
+<p>"Why, surely," said I, "if he is
+inclined to help you at all, he will not
+be backward at a time like this. I
+am afraid, Jack, you allow your modesty
+to wrong you."</p>
+
+<p>"I shall permit my modesty," said
+Jack, "to take no such impertinent
+liberty. But I see you don't know my
+uncle Peter."</p>
+
+<p>"I have not that pleasure, certainly;
+but he bears the character
+of a good honest fellow, and everybody
+believes that you are to be his
+heir."</p>
+
+<p>"That may be, or may not, according
+to circumstances," said Wilkinson.
+"You are quite right as to his
+character, which I would advise no
+one to challenge in my presence; for,
+though I should never get another
+stiver from him, or see a farthing of
+his property, I am bound to acknowledge
+that he has acted towards me in
+the most generous manner. But I
+repeat that you don't understand my
+uncle."</p>
+
+<p>"Nor ever shall," said I, "unless
+you condescend to enlighten me."</p>
+
+<p>"Well, then, listen. Old Peter
+would be a regular trump, but for one
+besetting foible. He cannot resist a
+crotchet. The more palpably absurd
+and idiotical any scheme may be, the
+more eagerly he adopts it; nay, unless
+it <em>is</em> absurd and idiotical, such as
+no man of common sense would listen
+to for a moment, he will have nothing
+to say to it. He is quite shrewd
+enough with regard to commercial
+matters. During the railway mania,
+he is supposed to have doubled his
+capital. Never having had any faith
+in the stability of the system, he sold
+out just at the right moment, alleging
+that it was full time to do so, when
+Sir Robert Peel introduced a bill
+giving the Government the right of
+purchasing any line when its dividends
+amounted to ten per cent. The result
+proved that he was correct."</p>
+
+<p>"It did, undoubtedly. But surely
+that is no evidence of his extreme
+tendency to be led astray by
+crotchets?"</p>
+
+<p>"Quite the reverse: the scheme
+was not sufficiently absurd for him.
+Besides, I must tell you, that in pure
+commercial matters it would be very
+difficult to overreach or deceive my
+uncle. He has a clear eye for pounds,
+shillings, and pence&mdash;principal and
+interest&mdash;and can look very well after
+himself when his purse is directly<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_361" id="Page_361">[361]</a></span>
+assailed. His real weakness lies in
+sentiment."</p>
+
+<p>"Not, I trust, towards the feminine
+gender? That might be awkward for
+you in a gentleman of his years!"</p>
+
+<p>"Not precisely&mdash;though I would
+not like to trust him in the hands of
+a designing female. His besetting
+weakness turns on the point of the
+regeneration of mankind. Forty or
+fifty years ago he would have been a
+follower of Johanna Southcote. He
+subscribed liberally to Owen's schemes,
+and was within an ace of turning out
+with Thom of Canterbury. Incredible
+as it may appear, he actually
+was for a time a regular and accepted
+Mormonite."</p>
+
+<p>"You don't mean to say so?"</p>
+
+<p>"Fact, I assure you, upon my
+honour! But for a swindle that Joe
+Smith tried to perpetrate about the
+discounting of a bill, Peter Pettigrew
+might at this moment have been a
+leading saint in the temple of Nauvoo,
+or whatever else they call the capital
+of that polygamous and promiscuous
+persuasion."</p>
+
+<p>"You amaze me. How any man
+of common sense&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"That's just the point. Where
+common sense ends, Uncle Pettigrew
+begins. Give him a mere thread of
+practicability, and he will arrive at a
+sound conclusion. Envelope him in
+the mist of theory, and he will walk
+headlong over a precipice."</p>
+
+<p>"Why, Jack," said I, "you seem
+to have improved in your figures of
+speech since you joined the army.
+That last sentence was worth preservation.
+But I don't clearly understand
+you yet. What is his present
+phase, which seems to stand in the
+way of your prospects?"</p>
+
+<p>"Can't you guess? What is the
+most absurd feature of the present
+time?"</p>
+
+<p>"That," said I, "is a very difficult
+question. There's Free Trade, and
+the proposed Exhibition&mdash;both of
+them absurd enough, if you look to
+their ultimate tendency. Then there
+are Sir Charles Wood's Budget, and
+the new Reform Bill, and the Encumbered
+Estates Act, and the whole
+rubbish of the Cabinet, which they
+have neither sense to suppress nor
+courage to carry through. Upon my
+word, Jack, it would be impossible
+for me to answer your question satisfactorily."</p>
+
+<p>"What do you think of the Peace
+Congress?" asked Wilkinson.</p>
+
+<p>"As Palmerston does," said I;
+"remarkably meanly. But why do
+you put that point? Surely Mr Pettigrew
+has not become a disciple of the
+blatant blacksmith?"</p>
+
+<p>"Read that, and judge for yourself,"
+said Wilkinson, handing me over
+a letter.</p>
+
+<p>I read as follows:&mdash;</p>
+
+<blockquote>
+
+<p>"<span class="smcap">My dear Nephew</span>,&mdash;I have your
+letter of the 15th, apprising me of
+your wish to obtain what you term a
+step in the service. I am aware that
+I am not entitled to blame you for a
+misguided and lamentably mistaken
+zeal, which, to my shame be it
+said, I was the means of originally
+kindling; still, you must excuse me if,
+with the new lights which have been
+vouchsafed to me, I decline to assist
+your progress towards wholesale homicide,
+or lend any farther countenance
+to a profession which is subversive of
+that universal brotherhood and entire
+fraternity which ought to prevail
+among the nations. The fact is, Jack,
+that, up to the present time, I have
+entertained ideas which were totally
+false regarding the greatness of my
+country. I used to think that England
+was quite as glorious from her renown
+in arms as from her skill in arts&mdash;that
+she had reason to plume herself upon
+her ancient and modern victories, and
+that patriotism was a virtue which it
+was incumbent upon freemen to view
+with respect and veneration. Led
+astray by these wretched prejudices,
+I gave my consent to your enrolling
+yourself in the ranks of the British
+army, little thinking that, by such a
+step, I was doing a material injury to
+the cause of general pacification, and,
+in fact, retarding the advent of that
+millennium which will commence so
+soon as the military profession is entirely
+suppressed throughout Europe.
+I am now also painfully aware that,
+towards you individually, I have failed
+in performing my duty. I have been
+the means of inoculating you with a
+thirst for human blood, and of depriving
+you of that opportunity of
+adding to the resources of your country,
+which you might have enjoyed<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_362" id="Page_362">[362]</a></span>
+had I placed you early in one of those
+establishments which, by sending exports
+to the uttermost parts of the
+earth, have contributed so magnificently
+to the diffusion of British patterns,
+and the growth of American
+cotton under a mild system of servitude,
+which none, save the minions
+of royalty, dare denominate as actual
+slavery.</p>
+
+<p>"In short, Jack, I have wronged
+you; but I should wrong you still
+more were I to furnish you with the
+means of advancing one other step in
+your bloody and inhuman profession.
+It is full time that we should discard
+all national recollections. We have
+already given a glorious example to
+Europe and the world, by throwing
+open our ports to their produce
+without requiring the assurance of
+reciprocity&mdash;let us take another step
+in the same direction, and, by a
+complete disarmament, convince them
+that for the future we rely upon
+moral reason, instead of physical force,
+as the means of deciding differences.
+I shall be glad, my dear boy, to
+repair the injury which I have unfortunately
+done you, by contributing
+a sum, equal to three times the
+amount required for the purchase of
+a company, towards your establishment
+as a partner in an exporting
+house, if you can hear of an eligible
+offer. Pray keep an eye on the advertising
+columns of the <cite>Economist</cite>.
+That journal is in every way trustworthy,
+except, perhaps, when it
+deals in quotation. I must now conclude,
+as I have to attend a meeting
+for the purpose of denouncing the
+policy of Russia, and of warning
+the misguided capitalists of London
+against the perils of an Austrian loan.
+You cannot, I am sure, doubt my
+affection, but you must not expect me
+to advance my money towards keeping
+up a herd of locusts, without
+which there would be a general conversion
+of swords and bayonets into
+machinery&mdash;ploughshares, spades, and
+pruning-hooks being, for the present,
+rather at a discount.&mdash;I remain always
+your affectionate uncle,</p>
+
+<p class="sig">
+"<span class="smcap">Peter Pettigrew</span>.
+</p>
+
+<p>"<em>P. S.</em>&mdash;Address to me at Hesse
+Homberg, whither I am going as a
+delegate to the Peace Congress."</p></blockquote>
+
+<p>"Well, what do you think of
+that?" said Wilkinson, when I had
+finished this comfortable epistle. "I
+presume you agree with me, that I
+have no chance whatever of receiving
+assistance from that quarter."</p>
+
+<p>"Why, not much I should say,
+unless you can succeed in convincing
+Mr Pettigrew of the error of his ways.
+It seems to me a regular case of monomania."</p>
+
+<p>"Would you not suppose, after
+reading that letter, that I was a sort
+of sucking tiger, or at best an ogre,
+who never could sleep comfortably
+unless he had finished off the evening
+with a cup of gore?" said Wilkinson.
+"I like that coming from old Uncle
+Peter, who used to sing Rule Britannia
+till he was hoarse, and always dedicated
+his second glass of port to the
+health of the Duke of Wellington!"</p>
+
+<p>"But what do you intend to do?"
+said I. "Will you accept his offer,
+and become a fabricator of calicoes?"</p>
+
+<p>"I'd as soon become a field preacher,
+and hold forth on an inverted tub!
+But the matter is really very serious.
+In his present mood of mind, Uncle
+Peter will disinherit me to a certainty
+if I remain in the army."</p>
+
+<p>"Does he usually adhere long to
+any particular crotchet?" said I.</p>
+
+<p>"Why, no; and therein lies my
+hope. Judging from past experience,
+I should say that this fit is not likely
+to last above a month or two; still
+you see there may be danger in treating
+the matter too lightly: besides,
+there is no saying when such another
+opportunity of getting a step may
+occur. What would you advise under
+the circumstances?"</p>
+
+<p>"If I were in your place," said I,
+"I think I should go over to Hesse
+Homberg at once. You need not
+identify yourself entirely with the
+Peace gentry; you will be near your
+uncle, and ready to act as circumstances
+may suggest."</p>
+
+<p>"That is just my own notion; and
+I think I can obtain leave of absence.
+I say&mdash;could you not manage to go
+along with me? It would be a real
+act of friendship; for, to say the
+truth, I don't think I could trust any
+of our fellows in the company of the
+Quakers."</p>
+
+<p>"Well&mdash;I believe they can spare
+me for a little longer from my official<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_363" id="Page_363">[363]</a></span>
+duties; and as the weather is fine, I
+don't mind if I go."</p>
+
+<p>"That's a good fellow! I shall
+make my arrangements this evening;
+for the sooner we are off the better."</p>
+
+<p>Two days afterwards we were
+steaming up the Rhine, a river which,
+I trust, may persevere in its attempt
+to redeem its ancient character. In
+1848, when I visited Germany last,
+you might just as well have navigated
+the Phlegethon in so far as pleasure
+was concerned. Those were the days
+of barricades and of Frankfort murders&mdash;of
+the obscene German Parliament,
+as the junta of rogues, fanatics, and
+imbeciles, who were assembled in St
+Paul's Church, denominated themselves;
+and of every phase and form
+of political quackery and insurrection.
+Now, however, matters were somewhat
+mended. The star of Gagern
+had waned. The popularity of the
+Archduke John had exhaled like the
+fume of a farthing candle. Hecker
+and Struve were hanged, shot, or
+expatriated; and the peaceably disposed
+traveller could once more retire
+to rest in his hotel, without being
+haunted by a horrid suspicion that
+ere morning some truculent waiter
+might experiment upon the toughness
+of his larynx. I was glad to
+observe that the Frankforters appeared
+a good deal humbled. They were
+always a pestilent set; but during
+the revolutionary year their insolence
+rose to such a pitch that it was
+hardly safe for a man of warm temperament
+to enter a shop, lest he
+should be provoked by the airs and
+impertinence of the owner to commit
+an assault upon Freedom in the person
+of her democratic votary. I suspect
+the Frankforters are now tolerably
+aware that revolutions are the
+reverse of profitable. They escaped
+sack and pillage by a sheer miracle,
+and probably they will not again
+exert themselves, at least for a considerable
+number of years, to hasten
+the approach of a similar crisis.</p>
+
+<p>Everybody knows Homberg. On
+one pretext or another&mdash;whether the
+mineral springs, the baths, the gaiety,
+or the gambling&mdash;the integral portions
+of that tide of voyagers which
+annually fluctuates through the Rheingau,
+find their way to that pleasant
+little pandemonium, and contribute,
+I have no doubt, very largely to the
+revenues of that high and puissant
+monarch who rules over a population
+not quite so large as that comprehended
+within the boundaries of
+Clackmannan. But various as its
+visitors always are, and diverse in
+language, habits, and morals, I
+question whether Homberg ever exhibited
+on any previous occasion so
+queer and incongruous a mixture.
+Doubtful counts, apocryphal barons,
+and chevaliers of the extremest industry,
+mingled with sleek Quakers,
+Manchester reformers, and clerical
+agitators of every imaginable species
+of dissent. Then there were women,
+for the most part of a middle age,
+who, although their complexions
+would certainly have been improved
+by a course of the medicinal waters,
+had evidently come to Homberg on a
+higher and holier mission. There was
+also a sprinkling of French deputies&mdash;Red
+Republicans by principle, who,
+if not the most ardent friends of pacification,
+are at least the loudest in
+their denunciation of standing armies&mdash;a
+fair proportion of political exiles,
+who found their own countries too
+hot to hold them in consequence of
+the caloric which they had been
+the means of evoking&mdash;and one or two
+of those unhappy personages, whose
+itch for notoriety is greater than
+their modicum of sense. We were
+not long in finding Mr Peter Pettigrew.
+He was solacing himself
+in the gardens, previous to the table-d'hôte,
+by listening to the exhilarating
+strains of the brass band which
+was performing a military march;
+and by his side was a lady attired, not
+in the usual costume of her sex, but in
+a polka jacket and wide trousers,
+which gave her all the appearance of
+a veteran duenna of a seraglio. Uncle
+Peter, however, beamed upon her as
+tenderly as though she were a Circassian
+captive. To this lady, by name
+Miss Lavinia Latchley, an American
+authoress of much renown, and a
+decided champion of the rights of
+woman, we were presented in due
+form. After the first greetings were
+over, Mr Pettigrew opened the
+trenches.</p>
+
+<p>"So Jack, my boy, you have come
+to Homberg to see how we carry on
+the war, eh? No&mdash;Lord forgive me&mdash;that's<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_364" id="Page_364">[364]</a></span>
+not what I mean. We don't
+intend to carry on any kind of war:
+we mean to put it down&mdash;clap the
+extinguisher upon it, you know; and
+have done with all kinds of cannons.
+Bad thing, gunpowder! I once sustained
+a heavy loss by sending out a
+cargo of it to Sierra Leone."</p>
+
+<p>"I should have thought that a
+paying speculation," observed Jack.</p>
+
+<p>"Not a whit of it! The cruisers
+spoiled the trade; and the missionaries&mdash;confound
+them for meddling
+with matters which they did not
+understand!&mdash;had patched up a peace
+among the chiefs of the cannibals;
+so that for two years there was
+not a slave to be had for love or
+money, and powder went down a
+hundred and seventy per cent."</p>
+
+<p>"Such are the effects," remarked
+Miss Latchley with a sarcastic smile,
+which disclosed a row of teeth as
+yellow as the buds of the crocus&mdash;"such
+are the effects of an ill regulated
+and unphilosophical yearning after
+the visionary theories of an unopportune
+emancipation! Oh that men,
+instead of squandering their sympathies
+upon the lower grades of creation,
+would emancipate themselves
+from that network of error and prejudice
+which reticulates over the whole
+surface of society, and by acknowledging
+the divine mission and hereditary
+claims of woman, construct a
+new, a fairer Eden than any which
+was fabled to exist within the confines
+of the primitive Chaldæa!"</p>
+
+<p>"Very true, indeed, ma'am!"
+replied Mr Pettigrew; "there is a
+great deal of sound sense and observation
+in what you say. But Jack&mdash;I
+hope you intend to become a member
+of Congress at once. I shall
+be glad to present you at our afternoon
+meeting in the character of a
+converted officer."</p>
+
+<p>"You are very good, uncle, I am
+sure," said Wilkinson, "but I would
+rather wait a little. I am certain
+you would not wish me to take so
+serious a step without mature deliberation;
+and I hope that my
+attendance here, in answer to your
+summons, will convince you that I am
+at least open to conviction. In fact,
+I wish to hear the argument of your
+friends before I come to a definite
+decision."</p>
+
+<p>"Very right, Jack; very right!"
+said Mr Pettigrew. "I don't like
+converts at a minute's notice, as I
+remarked to a certain M.P. when he
+followed in the wake of Peel. Take
+your time, and form your own judgment;
+I cannot doubt of the result, if
+you only listen to the arguments of
+the leading men of Europe."</p>
+
+<p>"And do you reckon America as
+nothing, dear Mr Pettigrew?" said
+Miss Latchley. "Columbia may not
+be able to contribute to the task so
+practical and masculine an intellect as
+yours, yet still within many a Transatlantic
+bosom burns a hate of tyranny
+not less intense, though perhaps less
+corruscating, than your own."</p>
+
+<p>"I know it, I know it, dear Miss
+Latchley!" replied the infatuated
+Peter. "A word from you is at any
+time worth a lecture, at least if I may
+judge from the effects which your
+magnificent eloquence has produced
+on my own mind. Jack, I suppose
+you have never had the privilege of
+listening to the lectures of Miss
+Latchley?"</p>
+
+<p>Jack modestly acknowledged the
+gap which had been left in his education;
+stating, at the same time, his
+intense desire to have it filled up
+at the first convenient opportunity.
+Miss Latchley heaved a sigh.</p>
+
+<p>"I hope you do not flatter me," she
+said, "as is too much the case with
+men whose thoughts have been led
+habitually to deviate from sincerity.
+The worst symptom of the present
+age lies in its acquiescence with axioms.
+Free us from that, and we are free
+indeed; perpetuate its thraldom, and
+Truth, which is the daughter of Innocence
+and Liberty, imps its wings
+in vain, and cannot emancipate itself
+from the pressure of that raiment
+which was devised to impede its
+glorious walk among the nations."</p>
+
+<p>Jack made no reply beyond a glance
+at the terminations of the lady, which
+showed that she at all events was resolved
+that no extra raiment should
+trammel her onward progress.</p>
+
+<p>As the customary hour of the table-d'hôte
+was approaching, we separated,
+Jack and I pledging ourselves to
+attend the afternoon meeting of the
+Peace Congress, for the purpose of
+receiving our first lesson in the
+mysteries of pacification.</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_365" id="Page_365">[365]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>"Well, what do you think of that?"
+said Jack, as Mr Pettigrew and the
+Latchley walked off together. "Hang
+me if I don't suspect that old harpy
+in the breeches has a design on Uncle
+Peter!"</p>
+
+<p>"Small doubt of that," said I; "and
+you will find it rather a difficult job
+to get him out of her clutches. Your
+female philosopher adheres to her victim
+with all the tenacity of a polecat."</p>
+
+<p>"Here is a pretty business!" groaned
+Jack. "I'll tell you what it is&mdash;I
+have more than half a mind to put an
+end to it, by telling my uncle what I
+think of his conduct, and then leaving
+him to marry this harridan, and make
+a further fool of himself in any way he
+pleases!"</p>
+
+<p>"Don't be silly, Jack!" said I;
+"It will be time enough to do that
+after everything else has failed; and,
+for my own part, I see no reason to
+despair. In the mean time, if you
+please, let us secure places at the
+dinner-table."</p>
+
+
+<h4>CHAPTER II.</h4>
+
+<p>"Dear friends and well-beloved
+brothers! I wish from the bottom of
+my heart that there was but one
+universal language, so that the general
+sentiments of love, equality, and fraternity,
+which animate the bosoms of
+all the pacificators and detesters of
+tyranny throughout the world, might
+find a simultaneous echo in your ears,
+by the medium of a common speech.
+The diversity of dialects, which now
+unfortunately prevails, was originally
+invented under cover of the feudal
+system, by the minions of despotism,
+who thought, by such despicable means,
+for ever to perpetuate their power.
+It is part of the same system which
+decrees that in different countries
+alien to each other in speech, those
+unhappy persons who have sold themselves
+to do the bidding of tyrants
+shall be distinguished by different
+uniforms. O my brothers! see what
+a hellish and deep-laid system is here!
+English and French&mdash;scarlet against
+blue&mdash;different tongues invented, and
+different garments prescribed, to inflame
+the passions of mankind against
+each other, and to stifle their common
+fraternity!</p>
+
+<p>"Take down, I say, from your halls
+and churches those wretched tatters
+of silk which you designate as national
+colours! Bring hither, from all parts
+of the earth, the butt of the gun and
+the shaft of the spear, and all combustible
+implements of destruction&mdash;your
+fascines, your scaling-ladders,
+and your terrible pontoons, that have
+made so many mothers childless!
+Heap them into one enormous pile&mdash;yea,
+heap them to the very stars&mdash;and
+on that blazing altar let there be
+thrown the Union Jack of Britain,
+the tricolor of France, the eagles of
+Russia, Austria, and Prussia, the
+American stripes and stars, and every
+other banner and emblem of that accursed
+nationality, through which alone
+mankind is defrauded of his birthright.
+Then let all men join hands together,
+and as they dance around the reeking
+pile, let them in one common speech
+chaunt a simultaneous hymn in honour
+of their universal deliverance, and in
+commemoration of their cosmopolitan
+triumph!</p>
+
+<p>"O my brothers, O my brothers!
+what shall I say further? Ha! I
+will not address myself to you whose
+hearts are already kindled within you
+by the purest of spiritual flames. I
+will uplift my voice, and in words of
+thunder exhort the debased minions of
+tyranny to arouse themselves ere it
+be too late, and to shake off those
+fetters which they wear for the purpose
+of enslaving others. Hear me,
+then, ye soldiers!&mdash;hear me, ye
+degraded serfs!&mdash;hear me, ye monsters
+of iniquity! Oh, if the earth could
+speak, what a voice would arise out
+of its desolate battle-fields, to testify
+against you and yours! Tell us not
+that you have fought for freedom.
+Was freedom ever won by the sword?
+Tell us not that you have defended
+your country's rights, for in the eye
+of the true philosopher there is no
+country save one, and that is the
+universal earth, to which all have an
+equal claim. Shelter not yourselves,
+night-prowling hyenas as you are,
+under such miserable pretexts as
+these! Hie ye to the charnel-houses,
+ye bats, ye vampires, ye ravens, ye
+birds of the foulest omen! Strive, if
+you can, in their dark recesses, to<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_366" id="Page_366">[366]</a></span>
+hide yourselves from the glare of that
+light which is now permeating the
+world. O the dawn! O the glory! O
+the universal illumination! See, my
+brothers, how they shrink, how they
+flee from its cheering influence!
+Tremble, minions of despotism! Your
+race is run, your very empires are
+tottering around you. See&mdash;with one
+grasp I crush them all, as I crush
+this flimsy scroll!"</p>
+
+<p>Here the eloquent gentleman, having
+made a paper ball of the last
+number of the <i lang="de" xml:lang="de">Allgemeine Zeitung</i>,
+sate down amidst the vociferous
+applause of the assembly. He was
+the first orator who had spoken, and
+I believe had been selected to lead
+the van on account of his platform
+experience, which was very great. I
+cannot say, however, that his arguments
+produced entire conviction upon
+my mind, or that of my companion,
+judging from certain muttered adjurations
+which fell from Wilkinson, to
+the effect that on the first convenient
+opportunity he would take means to
+make the crumpler-up of nations
+atone for his scurrilous abuse of the
+army. We were next favoured with
+addresses in Sclavonian, German, and
+French; and then another British
+orator came forward to enlighten the
+public. This last was a fellow of
+some fancy. Avoiding all stale
+topics about despotism, aristocracies,
+and standing armies, he went to the
+root of the matter, by asserting that
+in Vegetarianism alone lay the true
+escape from the horrors and miseries
+of war. Mr Belcher&mdash;for such was
+the name of this distinguished philanthropist&mdash;opined
+that without beef and
+mutton there never could be a battle.</p>
+
+<p>"Had Napoleon," said he, "been
+dieted from his youth upwards upon
+turnips, the world would have been
+spared those scenes of butchery,
+which must ever remain a blot upon
+the history of the present century.
+One of our oldest English annalists
+assures us that Jack Cade, than whom,
+perhaps, there never breathed a more
+uncompromising enemy of tyranny,
+subsisted entirely upon spinach. This
+fact has been beautifully treated by
+Shakspeare, whose passion for onions
+was proverbial, in his play of Henry
+VI., wherein he represents Cade, immediately
+before his death, as engaged
+in the preparation of a salad. I myself,"
+continued Mr Belcher in a
+slightly flatulent tone, "can assure
+this honourable company, that for more
+than six months I have cautiously
+abstained from using any other kind
+of food, except broccoli, which I find
+at once refreshing and laxative, light,
+airy, and digestible!"</p>
+
+<p>Mr Belcher having ended, a bearded
+gentleman, who enjoyed the reputation
+of being the most notorious duellist in
+Europe, rose up for the purpose of
+addressing the audience; but by this
+time the afternoon was considerably
+advanced, and a large number of the
+Congress had silently seceded to
+the <em>roulette</em> and <i lang="fr" xml:lang="fr">rouge-et-noir</i> tables.
+Among these, to my great surprise,
+were Miss Latchley and Mr Pettigrew:
+it being, as I afterwards understood,
+the invariable practice of this
+gifted lady, whenever she could secure
+a victim, to avail herself of his pecuniary
+resources; so that if fortune
+declared against her, the gentleman
+stood the loss, whilst, in the opposite
+event, she retained possession of the
+spoil. I daresay some of my readers
+may have been witnesses to a similar
+arrangement.</p>
+
+<p>As it was no use remaining after
+the departure of Mr Pettigrew, Wilkinson
+and I sallied forth for a stroll,
+not, as you may well conceive, in a
+high state of enthusiasm or rapture.</p>
+
+<p>"I would not have believed," said
+Wilkinson, "unless I had seen it with
+my own eyes, that it was possible to
+collect in one room so many samples
+of absolute idiocy. What a pleasant
+companion that Belcher fellow, who
+eats nothing but broccoli, must be!"</p>
+
+<p>"A little variety in the way of
+peas would probably render him perfect.
+But what do you say to the
+first orator?"</p>
+
+<p>"I shall reserve the expression of
+my opinion," replied Jack, "until I
+have the satisfaction of meeting that
+gentleman in private. But how are
+we to proceed? With this woman in
+the way, it entirely baffles my comprehension."</p>
+
+<p>"Do you know, Jack, I was thinking
+of that during the whole time of
+the meeting; and it does appear to
+me that there is a way open by which
+we may precipitate the crisis. Mind&mdash;I
+don't answer for the success of<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_367" id="Page_367">[367]</a></span>
+my scheme, but it has at least the
+merit of simplicity."</p>
+
+<p>"Out with it, my dear fellow! I
+am all impatience," cried Jack.</p>
+
+<p>"Well, then," said I, "did you
+remark the queer and heterogeneous
+nature of the company? I don't
+think, if you except the Quakers, who
+have the generic similarity of eels,
+that you could have picked out any
+two individuals with a tolerable resemblance
+to each other."</p>
+
+<p>"That's likely enough, for they
+are a most seedy set. But what of
+it?"</p>
+
+<p>"Why, simply this: I suspect the
+majority of them are political refugees.
+No person, who is not an
+absurd fanatic or a designing demagogue,
+can have any sympathy
+with the nonsense which is talked
+against governments and standing
+armies. The Red Republicans, of
+whom I can assure you there are plenty
+in every state in Europe, are naturally
+most desirous to get rid of the latter,
+by whom they are held in check; and
+if that were once accomplished, no
+kind of government could stand for
+a single day. They are now appealing,
+as they call it, to public opinion,
+by means of these congresses and
+gatherings; and they have contrived,
+under cover of a zeal for universal
+peace, to induce a considerable number
+of weak and foolish people to join with
+them in a cry which is simply the
+forerunner of revolution."</p>
+
+<p>"All that I understand; but I
+don't quite see your drift."</p>
+
+<p>"Every one of these bearded
+vagabonds hates the other like poison.
+Talk of fraternity, indeed! They want
+to have revolution first; and if they
+could get it, you would see them
+flying at each other's throats like a
+pack of wild dogs that have pulled
+down a deer. Now, my plan is this:
+Let us have a supper-party, and
+invite a deputy from each nation.
+My life upon it, that before they have
+been half-an-hour together, there will
+be such a row among the fraternisers
+as will frighten your uncle Peter out
+of his senses, or, still better, out of
+his present crotchet."</p>
+
+<p>"A capital idea! But how shall
+we get hold of the fellows?"</p>
+
+<p>"That's not very difficult. They
+are at this moment hard at work at
+roulette, and they will come readily
+enough to the call if you promise them
+lots of Niersteiner."</p>
+
+<p>"By George! they shall have it
+in bucketfuls, if that can produce the
+desired effect. I say&mdash;we must positively
+have that chap who abused
+the army."</p>
+
+<p>"I think it would be advisable to
+let him alone. I would rather stick
+to the foreigners."</p>
+
+<p>"O, by Jove, we must have him.
+I have a slight score to settle, for
+the credit of the service!"</p>
+
+<p>"Well, but be cautious. Recollect
+the great matter is to leave our guests
+to themselves."</p>
+
+<p>"Never fear me. I shall take care
+to keep within due bounds. Now
+let us look after Uncle Peter."</p>
+
+<p>We found that respected individual
+in a state of high glee. His own
+run of luck had not been extraordinary;
+but the Latchley, who
+appeared to possess a sort of second-sight
+in fixing on the fortunate
+numbers, had contrived to accumulate
+a perfect mountain of dollars, to the
+manifest disgust of a profane Quaker
+opposite, who, judging from the
+violence of his language, had been
+thoroughly cleaned out. Mr Pettigrew
+agreed at once to the proposal for a
+supper-party, which Jack excused
+himself for making, on the ground
+that he had a strong wish to cultivate
+the personal acquaintance of the
+gentlemen, who, in the event of his
+joining the Peace Society, would
+become his brethren. After some
+pressing, Mr Pettigrew agreed to take
+the chair, his nephew officiating as
+croupier. Miss Lavinia Latchley, so
+soon as she learned what was in contemplation,
+made a strong effort to
+be allowed to join the party; but,
+notwithstanding her assertion of the
+unalienable rights of woman to be
+present on all occasions of social
+hilarity, Jack would not yield; and
+even Pettigrew seemed to think that
+there were times and seasons when
+the female countenance might be withheld
+with advantage. We found no
+difficulty whatever in furnishing the
+complement of the guests. There
+were seventeen of us in all&mdash;four
+Britons, two Frenchmen, a Hungarian,
+a Lombard, a Piedmontese, a
+Sicilian, a Neapolitan, a Roman, an<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_368" id="Page_368">[368]</a></span>
+Austrian, a Prussian, a Dane, a
+Dutchman, and a Yankee. The majority
+exhibited beards of startling
+dimension, and few of them appeared
+to regard soap in the light of a justifiable
+luxury.</p>
+
+<p>Pettigrew made an admirable chairman.
+Although not conversant with
+any language save his own, he contrived,
+by means of altering the terminations
+of his words, to carry on a
+very animated conversation with all
+his neighbours. His Italian was
+superb, his Danish above par, and
+his Sclavonic, to say the least of it,
+passable. The viands were good,
+and the wine abundant; so that, by
+the time pipes were produced, we
+were all tolerably hilarious. The
+conversation, which at first was general,
+now took a political turn; and
+very grievous it was to listen to the
+tales of the outrages which some of
+the company had sustained at the
+hands of tyrannical governments.</p>
+
+<p>"I'll tell you what it is, gentlemen,"
+said one of the Frenchmen,
+"republics are not a whit better than
+monarchies, in so far as the liberty of
+the people is concerned. Here am I
+obliged to leave France, because I was
+a friend of that gallant fellow, Ledru
+Rollin, whom I hope one day to see
+at the head of a real Socialist government.
+Ah, won't we set the guillotine
+once more in motion then!"</p>
+
+<p>"Property is theft," remarked the
+Neapolitan, sententiously.</p>
+
+<p>"I calculate, my fine chap, that
+you han't many dollars of your own,
+if you're of that way of thinking!"
+said the Yankee, considerably scandalised
+at this indifference to the rule
+of <i lang="la" xml:lang="la">meum</i> and <i lang="la" xml:lang="la">tuum</i>.</p>
+
+<p>"O Roma!" sighed the gentleman
+from the eternal city, who was rather
+intoxicated.</p>
+
+<p>"<i lang="fr" xml:lang="fr">Peste!</i> What is the matter with
+it?" asked one of the Frenchmen.
+"I presume it stands where it always
+did. <i lang="fr" xml:lang="fr">Garçon&mdash;un petit verre de rhom!</i>"</p>
+
+<p>"How can Rome be what it was,
+when it is profaned by the foot of the
+stranger?" replied he of the Papal
+States.</p>
+
+<p>"<em>Ah, bah!</em> You never were better
+off than under the rule of Oudinot."</p>
+
+<p>"You are a German," said the
+Hungarian to the Austrian; "what
+think you of our brave Kossuth?"</p>
+
+<p>"I consider him a pragmatical ass,"
+replied the Austrian curtly.</p>
+
+<p>"Perhaps in that case," interposed
+the Lombard, with a sneer that might
+have done credit to Mephistopheles,
+"the gentleman may feel inclined to
+palliate the conduct of that satrap of
+tyranny, Radetski?"</p>
+
+<p>"What!&mdash;old father Radetski! the
+victor in a hundred fights!" cried the
+Austrian. "That will I; and spit in
+the face of any cowardly Italian who
+dares to breathe a word against his
+honour!"</p>
+
+<p>The Italian clutched his knife.</p>
+
+<p>"Hold there!" cried the Piedmontese,
+who seemed really a decent
+sort of fellow. "None of your stiletto
+work here! Had you Lombards
+trusted more to the bayonet and less
+to the knife, we might have given
+another account of the Austrian in
+that campaign, which cost Piedmont
+its king!"</p>
+
+<p>"<em>Carlo Alberto!</em>" hissed the Lombard,
+"<i lang="la" xml:lang="la">sceleratissimo traditore!</i>"</p>
+
+<p>The reply of the Piedmontese was
+a pie-dish, which prostrated the Lombard
+on the floor.</p>
+
+<p>"Gentlemen! gentlemen! for
+Heaven's sake be calm!" screamed
+Pettigrew; "remember we are all
+brothers!"</p>
+
+<p>"Brothers!" roared the Dane,
+"do ye think I would fraternise with
+a Prussian? Remember Schleswig
+Holstein!"</p>
+
+<p>"I am perfectly calm," said the
+Prussian, with the stiff formality of
+his nation; "I never quarrel over the
+generous vintage of my fatherland.
+Come&mdash;let me give you a song&mdash;</p>
+
+<div class="poem"><div class="stanza">
+<span class="i0">'Sie sollen ihm nicht haben<br /></span>
+<span class="i0">Den Deutschen freien Rhein.'"<br /></span>
+</div></div>
+
+<p>"You never were more mistaken
+in your life, <i lang="fr" xml:lang="fr">mon cher</i>," said one of
+the Frenchmen, brusquely. "Before
+twelve months are over we shall see
+who has right to the Rhine!"</p>
+
+<p>"Ay, that is true!" remarked the
+Dutchman; "confound these Germans&mdash;they
+wanted to annex Luxembourg."</p>
+
+<p>"What says the frog?" asked the
+Prussian contemptuously.</p>
+
+<p>The frog said nothing, but he hit
+the Prussian on the teeth.</p>
+
+<p>I despair of giving even a feeble
+impression of the scene which took<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_369" id="Page_369">[369]</a></span>
+place. No single pair of ears was
+sufficient to catch one fourth of the
+general discord. There was first an
+interchange of angry words; then an
+interchange of blows; and immediately
+after, the guests were rolling,
+in groups of twos and threes, as
+suited their fancy, or the adjustment
+of national animosities, on the ground.
+The Lombard rose not again; the
+pie-dish had quieted him for the
+night. But the Sicilian and Neapolitan
+lay locked in deadly combat,
+each attempting with intense animosity
+to bite off the other's nose.
+The Austrian caught the Hungarian
+by the throat, and held him till he
+was black in the face. The Dane
+pommelled the Prussian. One of the
+Frenchmen broke a bottle over the
+head of the subject of the Pope;
+whilst his friend, thirsting for the
+combat, attempted in vain to insult
+the remaining non-belligerents. The
+Dutchman having done all that honour
+required, smoked in mute tranquillity.
+Meanwhile the cries of
+Uncle Peter were heard above the
+din of battle, entreating a cessation
+of hostilities. He might as well have
+preached to the storm&mdash;the row grew
+fiercer every moment.</p>
+
+<p>"This is a disgusting spectacle!"
+said the orator from Manchester.
+"These men cannot be true pacificators&mdash;they
+must have served in the
+army."</p>
+
+<p>"That reminds me, old fellow!"
+said Jack, turning up the cuffs of his
+coat with a very ominous expression
+of countenance, "that you were
+pleased this morning to use some
+impertinent expressions with regard
+to the British army. Do you adhere
+to what you said then?"</p>
+
+<p>"I do."</p>
+
+<p>"Then up with your mauleys;
+for, by the Lord Harry! I intend to
+have satisfaction out of your carcase!"</p>
+
+<p>And in less than a minute the
+Manchester apostle dropped with
+both his eyes bunged up, and did not
+come to time.</p>
+
+<p>"Stranger!" said the Yankee to
+the Piedmontese, "are you inclined
+for a turn at gouging? This child
+feels wolfish to raise hair!" But, to
+his credit be it said, the Piedmontese
+declined the proposal with a
+polite bow. Meanwhile the uproar
+had attracted the attention of the
+neighbourhood. Six or seven men in
+uniform, whom I strongly suspect
+to have been members of the brass
+band, entered the apartment armed
+with bayonets, and carried off the
+more obstreperous of the party to the
+guard-house. The others immediately
+retired, and at last Jack and
+I were left alone with Mr Pettigrew.</p>
+
+<p>"And this," said he, after a considerable
+pause, "is fraternity and
+peace! These are the men who
+intended to commence the reign of the
+millennium in Europe! Giver me your
+hand, Jack, my dear boy&mdash;you shan't
+leave the army&mdash;nay, if you do, rely
+upon it I shall cut you off with a
+shilling, and mortify my fortune to
+the Woolwich hospital. I begin to
+see that I am an old fool. Stop a
+moment. Here is a bottle of wine
+that has fortunately escaped the devastation&mdash;fill
+your glasses, and let
+us dedicate a full bumper to the
+health of the Duke of Wellington."</p>
+
+<p>I need hardly say that the toast
+was responded to with enthusiasm.
+We finished not only that bottle, but
+another; and I had the satisfaction
+of hearing Mr Pettigrew announce to
+my friend Wilkinson that the purchase-money
+for his company would
+be forthcoming at Coutts's before he
+was a fortnight older.</p>
+
+<p>"I won't affect to deny," said
+Uncle Peter, "that this is a great disappointment
+to me. I had hoped
+better things of human nature; but I
+now perceive that I was wrong.
+Good night, my dear boys! I am a
+good deal agitated, as you may see;
+and perhaps this sour wine has not
+altogether agreed with me&mdash;I had
+better have taken brandy and water.
+I shall seek refuge on my pillow, and
+I trust we may soon meet again!"</p>
+
+<p>"What did the venerable Peter
+mean by that impressive farewell?"
+said I, after the excellent old man
+had departed, shaking his head
+mournfully as he went.</p>
+
+<p>"O, nothing at all," said Jack;
+"only the Niersteiner has been
+rather too potent for him. Have you
+any sticking-plaster about you? I
+have damaged my knuckles a little
+on the <i lang="la" xml:lang="la">os frontis</i> of that eloquent
+pacificator."</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_370" id="Page_370">[370]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>Next morning I was awoke about
+ten o'clock by Jack, who came rushing
+into my room.</p>
+
+<p>"He's off!" he cried.</p>
+
+<p>"Who's off?" said I.</p>
+
+<p>"Uncle Peter; and, what is far
+worse, he has taken Miss Latchley
+with him!"</p>
+
+<p>"Impossible!"</p>
+
+<p>However, it was perfectly true. On
+inquiry we found that the enamored
+pair had left at six in the morning.</p>
+
+
+<h4>CHAPTER III.</h4>
+
+<p>"Well, Jack," said I, "any tidings
+of Uncle Peter?" as Wilkinson entered
+my official apartment in London, six
+weeks after the dissolution of the
+Congress.</p>
+
+<p>"Why, yes&mdash;and the case is rather
+worse than I supposed," replied Jack
+despondingly.</p>
+
+<p>"You don't mean to say that he
+has married that infernal woman in
+pantaloons?"</p>
+
+<p>"Not quite so bad as that, but very
+nearly. She has carried him off to
+her den; and what she may make of
+him there, it is quite impossible to
+predict."</p>
+
+<p>"Her den? Has she actually inveigled
+him to America?"</p>
+
+<p>"Not at all. These kind of women
+have stations established over the
+whole face of the earth."</p>
+
+<p>"Where, then, is he located?"</p>
+
+<p>"I shall tell you. In the course of
+my inquiries, which, you are aware,
+were rather extensive, I chanced to
+fall in with a Yarmouth Bloater."</p>
+
+<p>"A what?"</p>
+
+<p>"I beg your pardon&mdash;I meant to
+say a Plymouth Brother. Now, these
+fellows are a sort of regular kidnappers,
+who lie in wait to catch up any
+person of means and substance: they
+don't meddle with paupers, for, as
+you are aware, they share their property
+in common: and it occurred to
+me rather forcibly, that by means of
+my friend, who was a regular trapping
+missionary, I might learn something
+about my uncle. It cost me an immensity
+of brandy to elicit the information;
+but at last I succeeded in
+bringing out the fact, that my uncle
+is at this moment the inmate of an
+Agapedome in the neighbourhood of
+Southampton, and that the Latchley
+is his appointed keeper."</p>
+
+<p>"An Agapedome!&mdash;what the mischief
+is that?"</p>
+
+<p>"You may well ask," said Jack;
+"but I won't give it a coarser name.
+However, from all I can learn, it is
+as bad as a Mormonite institution."</p>
+
+<p>"And what the deuce may they
+intend to do with him, now they have
+him in their power?"</p>
+
+<p>"Fleece him out of every sixpence
+of property which he possesses in the
+world," replied Jack.</p>
+
+<p>"That won't do, Jack! We must
+get him out by some means or other."</p>
+
+<p>"I suspect it would be an easier
+job to scale a nunnery. So far as I
+can learn, they admit no one into
+their premises, unless they have hopes
+of catching him as a convert; and I
+am afraid that neither you nor I have
+the look of likely pupils. Besides,
+the Latchley could not fail to recognise
+me in a moment."</p>
+
+<p>"That's true enough," said I. "I
+think, however, that I might escape
+detection by a slight alteration of
+attire. The lady did not honour me
+with much notice during the half-hour
+we spent in her company. I must
+own, however, that I should not like
+to go alone."</p>
+
+<p>"My dear friend!" cried Jack, "if
+you will really be kind enough to
+oblige me in this matter, I know the
+very man to accompany you. Rogers
+of ours is in town just now. He is
+a famous follow&mdash;rather fast, perhaps,
+and given to larking&mdash;but as true as
+steel. You shall meet him to-day at
+dinner, and then we can arrange our
+plans."</p>
+
+<p>I must own that I did not feel very
+sanguine of success this time. Your
+genuine rogue is the most suspicious
+character on the face of the earth,
+wide awake to a thousand little discrepancies
+which would escape the
+observation of the honest; and I felt
+perfectly convinced that the superintendent
+of the Agapedome was
+likely to prove a rogue of the first
+water. Then I did not see my way
+clearly to the characters which we
+ought to assume. Of course it was
+no use for me to present myself as a<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_371" id="Page_371">[371]</a></span>
+scion of the Woods and Forests; I
+should be treated as a Government
+spy, and have the door slapped in
+my face. To appear as an emissary
+of the Jesuits would be dangerous;
+that body being well known for their
+skill in annexing property. In
+short, I came to the conclusion, that
+unless I could work upon the cupidity
+of the head Agapedomian, there was
+no chance whatever of effecting Mr
+Pettigrew's release. To this point,
+therefore, I resolved to turn my attention.</p>
+
+<p>At dinner, according to agreement,
+I met Rogers of ours. Rogers was not
+gifted with any powerful inventive
+faculties; but he was a fine specimen of
+the British breed, ready to take a hand
+at anything which offered a prospect
+of fun. You would not probably
+have selected him as a leading conspirator;
+but, though no Macchiavelli,
+he appeared most valuable as an
+accomplice.</p>
+
+<p>Our great difficulty was to pitch
+upon proper characters. After much
+discussion, it was resolved that Rogers
+of ours should appear as a young
+nobleman of immense wealth, but
+exceedingly eccentric habits, and that
+I should act as bear-leader, with an
+eye to my own interest. What we
+were to do when we should succeed
+in getting admission to the establishment,
+was not very clear to the perception
+of any of us. We resolved
+to be regulated entirely by circumstances,
+the great point being the
+rescue of Mr Peter Pettigrew.</p>
+
+<p>Accordingly, we all started for
+Southampton on the following morning.
+On arriving there, we were informed
+that the Agapedome was situated
+some three miles from the town, and
+that the most extraordinary legends
+of the habits and pursuits of its inmates
+were current in the neighbourhood.
+Nobody seemed to know exactly
+what the Agapedomians were.
+They seemed to constitute a tolerably
+large society of persons, both male
+and female; but whether they were
+Christians, Turks, Jews, or Mahometans,
+was matter of exceeding disputation.
+They were known, however
+to be rich, and occasionally went
+out airing in carriages-and-four&mdash;the
+women all wearing pantaloons, to
+the infinite scandal of the peasantry.
+So far as we could learn, no gentleman
+answering to the description of Mr
+Pettigrew had been seen among them.</p>
+
+<p>After agreeing to open communications
+with Jack as speedily as possible,
+and emptying a bottle of champagne
+towards the success of our
+expedition, Rogers and I started in
+a postchaise for the Agapedome.
+Rogers was curiously arrayed in garments
+of chequered plaid, a mere
+glance at which would have gone far
+to impress any spectator with a strong
+notion of his eccentricity; whilst, for
+my part, I had donned a suit of black,
+and assumed a massive pair of gold
+spectacles, and a beaver with a portentous
+rim.</p>
+
+<p>This Agapedome was a large building
+surrounded by a high wall, and
+looked, upon the whole, like a convent.
+Deeming it prudent to ascertain
+how the land lay before introducing
+the eccentric Rogers, I requested that
+gallant individual to remain in the
+postchaise, whilst I solicited an interview
+with Mr Aaron B. Hyams, the
+reputed chief of the establishment.
+The card I sent in was inscribed with
+the name of Dr Hiram Smith, which
+appeared to me a sufficiently innocuous
+appellation. After some delay,
+I was admitted through a very
+strong gateway into the courtyard;
+and was then conducted by a servant
+in a handsome livery to a library,
+where I was received by Mr Hyams.</p>
+
+<p>As the Agapedome has since been
+broken up, and its members dispersed,
+it may not be uninteresting to put on
+record a slight sketch of its founder.
+Judging from his countenance, the progenitors
+of Mr Aaron B. Hyams must
+have been educated in the Jewish
+persuasion. His nose and lip possessed
+that graceful curve which is so characteristic
+of the Hebrew race; and
+his eye, if not altogether of that kind
+which the poets designate as "eagle,"
+might not unaptly be compared to
+that of the turkey-buzzard. In certain
+circles of society Mr Hyams
+would have been esteemed a handsome
+man. In the doorway of a warehouse
+in Holywell Street he would
+have committed large havoc on the
+hearts of the passing Leahs and
+Dalilahs&mdash;for he was a square-built
+powerful man, with broad shoulders
+and bandy legs, and displayed on his<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_372" id="Page_372">[372]</a></span>
+person as much ostentatious jewellery
+as though he had been concerned in
+a new spoiling of the Egyptians.
+Apparently he was in a cheerful
+mood; for before him stood a half-emptied
+decanter of wine, and an
+odour as of recently extinguished
+Cubas was agreeably disseminated
+through the apartment.</p>
+
+<p>"Dr Hiram Smith, I presume?"
+said he. "Well, Dr Hiram Smith,
+to what fortunate circumstance am
+I indebted for the honour of this
+visit?"</p>
+
+<p>"Simply, sir, to this," said I, "that
+I want to know you, and know about
+you. Nobody without can tell me
+precisely what your Agapedome is,
+so I have come for information to
+headquarters. I have formed my
+own conclusion. If I am wrong, there
+is no harm done; if I am right, we
+may be able to make a bargain."</p>
+
+<p>"Hallo!" cried Hyams, taken
+rather aback by this curt style of
+exordium, "you are a rum customer,
+I reckon. So you want to deal, do
+ye? Well then, tell us what sort of
+doctor you may be? No use standing
+on ceremony with a chap like you.
+Is it M.D. or LL.D. or D.D., or a
+mere walking-stick title?"</p>
+
+<p>"The title," said I, "is conventional;
+so you may attribute it to any
+origin you please. In brief, I want
+to know if I can board a pupil here?"</p>
+
+<p>"That depends entirely upon circumstances,"
+replied Hyams. "Who
+and what is the subject?"</p>
+
+<p>"A young nobleman of the highest
+distinction, but of slightly eccentric
+habits." Here Hyams pricked up his
+ears. "I am not authorised to tell
+his name; but otherwise, you shall
+have the most satisfactory references."</p>
+
+<p>"There is only one kind of reference
+I care about," interrupted
+Hyams, imitating at the same time
+the counting out of imaginary sovereigns
+into his palm.</p>
+
+<p>"So much the better&mdash;there will
+be trouble saved," said I. "I perceive,
+Mr Hyams, you are a thorough
+man of business. In a word, then,
+my pupil has been going it too fast."</p>
+
+<p>"Flying kites and post-obits?"</p>
+
+<p>"And all the rest of it," said I;
+"black-legs innumerable, and no end
+of scrapes in the green-room. Things
+have come to such a pass that his
+father, the Duke, insists on his being
+kept out of the way at present; and,
+as taking him to Paris would only
+make matters worse, it occurred to
+me that I might locate him for a
+time in some quiet but cheerful establishment,
+where he could have his
+reasonable swing, and no questions
+asked."</p>
+
+<p>"Dr Hiram Smith!" cried Hyams
+with enthusiasm, "you're a regular
+trump! I wish all the noblemen
+in England would look out for tutors
+like you."</p>
+
+<p>"You are exceedingly complimentary,
+Mr Hyams. And now that you
+know my errand, may I ask what the
+Agapedome is?"</p>
+
+<p>"The Home of Love," replied
+Hyams; "at least so I was told by
+the Oxford gent, to whom I gave
+half-a-guinea for the title."</p>
+
+<p>"And your object?"</p>
+
+<p>"A pleasant retreat&mdash;comfortable
+home&mdash;no sort of bother of ceremony&mdash;innocent
+attachments encouraged&mdash;and,
+in the general case, community
+of goods."</p>
+
+<p>"Of which latter, I presume, Mr
+Hyams is the sole administrator?"</p>
+
+<p>"Right again, Doctor!" said
+Hyams with a leer of intelligence;
+"no use beating about the bush with
+you, I perceive. A single cashier for
+the whole concern saves a world of
+unnecessary trouble. Then, you see,
+we have our little matrimonial arrangements.
+A young lady in search
+of an eligible domicile comes here
+and deposits her fortune. We provide
+her by-and-by with a husband of
+suitable tastes, so that all matters are
+arranged comfortably. No luxury or
+enjoyment is denied to the inmates of
+the establishment, which may be
+compared, in short, to a perfect
+aviary, in which you hear nothing
+from morning to evening save one
+continuous sound of billing and cooing."</p>
+
+<p>"You draw a fascinating picture,
+Mr Hyams," said I: "too fascinating,
+in fact; for, after what you have
+said, I doubt whether I should be fulfilling
+my duty to my noble patron
+the Duke, were I to expose his heir
+to the influence of such powerful
+temptations."</p>
+
+<p>"Don't be in the least degree<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_373" id="Page_373">[373]</a></span>
+alarmed about that," said Hyams.
+"I shall take care that in this case
+there is no chance of marriage.
+Harkye, Doctor, it is rather against
+our rules to admit parlour boarders;
+but I don't mind doing it in this case,
+if you agree to my terms, which are
+one hundred and twenty guineas per
+month."</p>
+
+<p>"On the part of the Duke," said I,
+"I anticipate no objection; nor shall
+I refuse your stamped receipts at that
+rate. But as I happen to be paymaster,
+I shall certainly not give you
+in exchange for each of them more
+than seventy guineas, which will leave
+you a very pretty profit over and
+above your expenses."</p>
+
+<p>"What a screw you are, Doctor!"
+cried Hyams. "Would you have the
+conscience to pocket fifty for nothing?
+Come, come&mdash;make it eighty and it's
+a bargain."</p>
+
+<p>"Seventy is my last word. Beard
+of Mordecai, man! do you think I am
+going to surrender this pigeon to your
+hands gratis? Have I not told you
+already that he has a natural turn for
+<i lang="fr" xml:lang="fr">ecarté</i>!"</p>
+
+<p>"Ah, Doctor, Doctor! you must
+be one of our people&mdash;you must indeed!"
+said Hyams. "Well, is it a
+bargain?"</p>
+
+<p>"Not yet," said I. "In common
+decency, and for the sake of appearances,
+I must stay for a couple of
+days in the house, in order that I may
+be able to give a satisfactory report
+to the Duke. By the way, I hope
+everything is quite orthodox here&mdash;nothing
+contrary to the tenets of the
+church?"</p>
+
+<p>"O quite," replied Hyams; "it is
+a beautiful establishment in point of
+order. The bell rings every day
+punctually at four o'clock."</p>
+
+<p>"For prayers?"</p>
+
+<p>"No, sir&mdash;for hockey. We find
+that a little lively exercise gives a
+cheerful tone to the mind, and promotes
+those animal spirits which are
+the peculiar boast of the Agapedome."</p>
+
+<p>"I am quite satisfied," said I.
+"So now, if you please, I shall introduce
+my pupil."</p>
+
+<p>I need not dwell minutely upon the
+particulars of the interview which
+took place between Rogers of ours
+and the superintendent of the Agapedome.
+Indeed there is little to
+record. Rogers received the intimation
+that this was to be his residence
+for a season with the utmost nonchalance,
+simply remarking that he
+thought it would be rather slow; and
+then, by way of keeping up his character,
+filled himself a bumper of
+sherry. Mr Hyams regarded him as
+a spider might do when some unknown
+but rather powerful insect
+comes within the precincts of his net.</p>
+
+<p>"Well," said Rogers, "since it
+seems I am to be quartered here,
+what sort of fun is to be had? Any
+racket-court, eh?"</p>
+
+<p>"I am sorry to say, my Lord, ours
+is not built as yet. But at four
+o'clock we shall have hockey&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"Hang hockey! I have no fancy
+for getting my shins bruised. Any
+body in the house except myself?"</p>
+
+<p>"If your Lordship would like to
+visit the ladies&mdash;"</p>
+
+<p>"Say no more!" cried Rogers impetuously.
+"I shall manage to kill
+time now! 'Hallo, you follow with
+the shoulder-knot! show me the way
+to the drawing-room;" and Rogers
+straightway disappeared.</p>
+
+<p>"Doctor Hiram Smith!" said
+Hyams, looking rather discomposed,
+"this is most extraordinary conduct
+on the part of your pupil."</p>
+
+<p>"Not at all extraordinary, I assure
+you," I replied; "I told you he was
+rather eccentric, but at present he is
+in a peculiarly quiet mood. Wait
+till you see his animal spirits up!"</p>
+
+<p>"Why, he'll be the ruin of the
+Agapedome!" cried Hyams; "I cannot
+possibly permit this."</p>
+
+<p>"It will rather puzzle you to stop
+it," said I.</p>
+
+<p>Here a faint squall, followed by a
+sound of suppressed giggling, was
+heard in the passage without.</p>
+
+<p>"Holy Moses!" cried the Agapedomian,
+starting up, "if Mrs Hyams
+should happen to be there!"</p>
+
+<p>"You may rely upon it she will
+very soon become accustomed to his
+Lordship's eccentricities. Why, you
+told me you admitted of no sort of
+bother or ceremony."</p>
+
+<p>"Yes&mdash;but a joke maybe carried
+too far. As I live, he is pursuing one
+of the ladies down stairs into the
+courtyard!"</p>
+
+<p>"Is he?" said I; "then you may<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_374" id="Page_374">[374]</a></span>
+be tolerably certain he will overtake
+her."</p>
+
+<p>"Surely some of the servants will
+stop him!" cried Hyams, rushing to
+the window. "Yes&mdash;here comes one
+of them. Father Abraham! is it possible?
+He has knocked Adoniram
+down!"</p>
+
+<p>"Nothing more likely," said I;
+"his Lordship had lessons from Mendoza."</p>
+
+<p>"I must look to this myself," cried
+Hyams.</p>
+
+<p>"Then I'll follow and see fair
+play," said I.</p>
+
+<p>We rushed into the court; but by
+this time it was empty. The pursued
+and the pursuer&mdash;Daphne and Apollo&mdash;had
+taken flight into the garden.
+Thither we followed them, Hyams
+red with ire; but no trace was seen
+of the fugitives. At last in an acacia
+bower we heard murmurs. Hyams
+dashed on; I followed; and there, to
+my unutterable surprise, I beheld
+Rogers of ours kneeling at the feet of
+the Latchley!</p>
+
+<p>"Beautiful Lavinia!" he was saying,
+just as we turned the corner.</p>
+
+<p>"Sister Latchley!" cried Hyams,
+"what is the meaning of all this?"</p>
+
+<p>"Rather let me ask, brother Hyams,"
+said the Latchley in unabashed
+serenity, "what means this intrusion,
+so foreign to the time, and so subversive
+of the laws of our society?"</p>
+
+<p>"Shall I pound him, Lavinia?" said
+Rogers, evidently anxious to discharge
+a slight modicum of the debt which he
+owed to the Jewish fraternity.</p>
+
+<p>"I command&mdash;I beseech you, no!
+Speak, brother Hyams! I again require
+of you to state why and wherefore
+you have chosen to violate the
+fundamental rules of the Agapedome?"</p>
+
+<p>"Sister Latchley, you will drive me
+mad! This young man has not been
+ten minutes in the house, and yet I
+find him scampering after you like a
+tom-cat, and knocking down Adoniram
+because he came in his way, and
+you are apparently quite pleased!"</p>
+
+<p>"Is the influence of love measured
+by hours?" asked the Latchley in a
+tone of deep sentiment. "Count we
+electricity by time&mdash;do we mete out
+sympathy by the dial? Brother
+Hyams, were not your intellectual
+vision obscured by a dull and earthly
+film, you would know that the passage
+of the lightning is not more rapid
+than the flash of kindled love."</p>
+
+<p>"That sounds all very fine," said
+Hyams, "but I shall allow no such
+doings here; and you, in particular,
+Sister Latchley, considering how you
+are situated, ought to be ashamed of
+yourself!"</p>
+
+<p>"Aaron, my man," said Rogers of
+ours, "will you be good enough to
+explain what you mean by making
+such insinuations?"</p>
+
+<p>"Stay, my Lord," said I; "I really
+must interpose. Mr Hyams is about
+to explain."</p>
+
+<p>"May I never discount bill again,"
+cried the Jew, "if this is not enough
+to make a man forswear the faith of
+his fathers! Look you here, Miss
+Latchley; you are part of the establishment,
+and I expect you to obey
+orders."</p>
+
+<p>"I was not aware, sir, until this
+moment," said Miss Latchley, loftily,
+"that I was subject to the orders of
+any one."</p>
+
+<p>"Now, don't be a fool; there's a
+dear!" said Hyams. "You know
+well enough what I mean. Haven't
+you enough on hand with Pettigrew,
+without encumbering yourself&mdash;?"
+and he stopped short.</p>
+
+<p>"It is a pity, sir," said Miss
+Latchley, still more magnificently,
+"it is a vast pity, that since you have
+the meanness to invent falsehoods,
+you cannot at the same time command
+the courage to utter them.
+Why am I thus insulted? Who is
+this Pettigrew you speak of?"</p>
+
+<p>"Pettigrew&mdash;Pettigrew?" remarked
+Rogers; "I say, Dr Smith, was
+not that the name of the man who is
+gone amissing, and for whose discovery
+his friends are offering a reward?"</p>
+
+<p>Hyams started as if stung by an
+adder. "Sister Latchley," he said,
+"I fear I was in the wrong."</p>
+
+<p>"You have made the discovery
+rather too late, Mr Hyams," replied
+the irate Lavinia. "After the insults
+you have heaped upon me, it is full
+time we should part. Perhaps these
+gentlemen will be kind enough to
+conduct an unprotected female to a
+temporary home."</p>
+
+<p>"If you will go, you go alone,
+madam," said Hyams; "his Lordship
+intends to remain here."</p>
+
+<p><span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_375" id="Page_375">[375]</a></span></p>
+
+<p>"His Lordship intends to do nothing
+of the sort, you rascal," said
+Rogers. "Hockey don't agree with
+my constitution."</p>
+
+<p>"Before I depart, Mr Hyams,"
+said Miss Latchley, "let me remark
+that you are indebted to me in the
+sum of two thousand pounds as my
+share of the profits of the establishment.
+Will you pay it now, or would
+you prefer to wait till you hear from
+my solicitor?"</p>
+
+<p>"Anything more?" asked the
+Agapedomian.</p>
+
+<p>"Merely this," said I: "I am
+now fully aware that Mr Peter Pettigrew
+is detained within these walls.
+Surrender him instantly, or prepare
+yourself for the worst penalties of the
+law."</p>
+
+<p>I made a fearful blunder in betraying
+my secret before I was clear of
+the premises, and the words had
+scarcely passed my lips before I was
+aware of my mistake. With the look
+of a detected demon Hyams confronted
+us.</p>
+
+<p>"Ho, ho! this is a conspiracy, is
+it? But you have reckoned without
+your host. Ho, there! Jonathan&mdash;Asahel!
+close the doors, ring the
+great bell, and let no man pass on
+your lives! And now let's see what
+stuff you are made of!"</p>
+
+<p>So saying, the ruffian drew a life-preserver
+from his pocket, and struck
+furiously at my head before I had
+time to guard myself. But quick as
+he was, Rogers of ours was quicker.
+With his left hand he caught the arm
+of Hyams as the blow descended,
+whilst with the right he dealt him a
+fearful blow on the temple, which
+made the Hebrew stagger. But
+Hyams, amongst his other accomplishments,
+had practised in the ring. He
+recovered himself almost immediately,
+and rushed upon Rogers. Several
+heavy hits were interchanged; and
+there is no saying how the combat
+might have terminated, but for the
+presence of mind of the Latchley.
+That gifted female, superior to the
+weakness of her sex, caught up the
+life-preserver from the ground, and
+applied it so effectually to the back of
+Hyams' skull, that he dropped like an
+ox in the slaughter-house.</p>
+
+<p>Meanwhile the alarum bell was
+ringing&mdash;women were screaming at
+the windows, from which also several
+crazy-looking gentlemen were gesticulating;
+and three or four truculent
+Israelites were rushing through the
+courtyard. The whole Agapedome
+was in an uproar.</p>
+
+<p>"Keep together and fear nothing!"
+cried Rogers. "I never stir on these
+kind of expeditions without my
+pistols. Smith&mdash;give your arm to
+Miss Latchley, who has behaved like
+the heroine of Saragossa; and now
+let us see if any of these scoundrels
+will venture to dispute our way!"</p>
+
+<p>But for the firearms which Rogers
+carried, I suspect our egress would
+have been disputed. Jonathan and
+Asahel, red-headed ruffians both,
+stood ready with iron bars in their
+hands to oppose our exit; but a
+glimpse of the bright glittering
+barrel caused them to change their
+purpose. Rogers commanded them,
+on pain of instant death, to open the
+door. They obeyed; and we emerged
+from the Agapedome as joyfully as
+the Ithacans from the cave of Polyphemus.
+Fortunately the chaise was
+still in waiting: we assisted Miss
+Latchley in, and drove off, as fast as
+the horses could gallop, to Southampton.</p>
+
+
+<h4>CHAPTER IV.</h4>
+
+<p>"Is it possible they can have
+murdered him?" said Jack.</p>
+
+<p>"That, I think," said I, "is highly
+improbable. I rather imagine that
+he has refused to conform to some of
+the rules of the association, and has
+been committed to the custody of
+Messrs Jonathan and Asahel."</p>
+
+<p>"Shall I ask Lavinia?" said
+Rogers. "I daresay she would tell
+me all about it."</p>
+
+<p>"Better not," said I, "in the
+mean time. Poor thing! her nerves
+must be shaken."</p>
+
+<p>"Not a whit of them," replied
+Rogers. "I saw no symptom of
+nerves about her. She was as cool
+as a cucumber when she floored that
+infernal Jew; and if she should be a
+little agitated or so, she is calming
+herself at this moment with a glass
+of brandy and water. I mixed it for<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_376" id="Page_376">[376]</a></span>
+her. Do you know she's a capital fellow,
+only 'tis a pity she's so very plain."</p>
+
+<p>"I wish the police would arrive!"
+said Jack. "We have really not
+a minute to lose. Poor Uncle Peter!
+I devoutly trust this may be the
+last of his freaks."</p>
+
+<p>"I hope so too, Jack, for your
+sake: it is no joke rummaging him
+out of such company. But for Rogers
+there, we should all of us have been
+as dead as pickled herrings."</p>
+
+<p>"I bear a charmed life," said
+Rogers. "Remember I belong to
+'the Immortals.' But there come the
+blue-coats in a couple of carriages.
+'Gad, Wilkinson, I wish it were our
+luck to storm the Agapedome with a
+score of our own fellows!"</p>
+
+<p>During our drive, Rogers enlightened
+us as to his encounter with the
+Latchley. It appeared that he had
+bestowed considerable attention to
+our conversation in London; and
+that, when he hurried to the drawing-room
+in the Agapedome, as
+already related, he thought he recognised
+the Latchley at once, in the
+midst of half-a-dozen more juvenile
+and blooming sisters.</p>
+
+<p>"Of course, I never read a word
+of the woman's works," said Rogers,
+"and I hope I never shall; but I know
+that female vanity will stand any
+amount of butter. So I bolted into
+the room, without caring for the rest&mdash;though,
+by the way, there was
+one little girl with fair hair and blue
+eyes, who, I hope, has not left the
+Agapedome&mdash;threw myself at the feet
+of Lavinia; declared that I was a
+young nobleman, enamoured of her
+writings, who was resolved to force
+my way through iron bars to gain a
+glimpse of the bright original: and,
+upon the whole, I think you must
+allow that I managed matters rather
+successfully."</p>
+
+<p>There could be but one opinion as
+to that. In fact, without Rogers,
+the whole scheme must have miscarried.
+It was Kellermann's charge,
+unexpected and unauthorised&mdash;but
+altogether triumphant.</p>
+
+<p>On arriving at the Agapedome we
+found the door open, and three or
+four peasants loitering round the
+gateway.</p>
+
+<p>"Are they here still?" cried Jack,
+springing from the chaise.</p>
+
+<p>"Noa, measter," replied one of the
+bystanders; "they be gone an hour
+past in four carrutches, wi' all their
+goods and chuckles."</p>
+
+<p>"Did they carry any one with
+them by force?"</p>
+
+<p>"Noa, not by force, as I seed; but
+there wore one chap among them
+woundily raddled on the sconce."</p>
+
+<p>"Hyams to wit, I suppose. Come,
+gentlemen; as we have a search-warrant,
+let us in and examine the
+premises thoroughly."</p>
+
+<p>Short as was the interval which had
+elapsed between our exit and return,
+Messrs Jonathan, Asahel, and Co.
+had availed themselves of it to the
+utmost. Every portable article of
+any value had been removed. Drawers
+were open, and papers scattered
+over the floors, along with a good
+many pairs of bloomers rather the
+worse for the wear: in short, every
+thing seemed to indicate that the
+nest was finally abandoned. What
+curious discoveries we made during
+the course of our researches, as to the
+social habits and domestic economy
+of this happy family, I shall not venture
+to recount; we came there not
+to gratify either private or public
+curiosity, but to perform a sacred duty
+by emancipating Mr Peter Pettigrew.</p>
+
+<p>Neither in the cellars nor the
+closets, nor even in the garrets, could
+we find any trace of the lost one.
+The contents of one bedroom, indeed,
+showed that it had been formerly
+tenanted by Mr Pettigrew, for there
+were his portmanteaus with his name
+engraved upon them; his razors, and
+his wearing apparel, all seemingly untouched:
+but there were no marks of
+any recent occupancy; the dust was
+gathering on the table, and the ewer
+perfectly dry. It was the opinion of
+the detective officer that at least ten
+days had elapsed since any one had
+slept in the room. Jack became
+greatly alarmed.</p>
+
+<p>"I suppose," said he, "there is
+nothing for it but to proceed immediately
+in pursuit of Hyams: do you
+think you will be able to apprehend
+him?"</p>
+
+<p>"I doubt it very much, sir,"
+replied the detective officer. "These
+sort of fellows are wide awake, and
+are always prepared for accidents. I
+expect that, by this time, he is on his<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_377" id="Page_377">[377]</a></span>
+way to France. But hush!&mdash;what
+was that?"</p>
+
+<p>A dull sound as of the clapper of a
+large bell boomed overhead. There
+was silence for about a minute, and
+again it was repeated.</p>
+
+<p>"Here is a clue, at all events!"
+cried the officer. "My life on it,
+there is some one in the belfry."</p>
+
+<p>We hastened up the narrow stairs
+which led to the tower. Half way
+up, the passage was barred by a stout
+door, double locked, which the officers
+had some difficulty in forcing with the
+aid of a crow-bar. This obstacle removed,
+we reached the lofty room
+where the bell was suspended; and
+there, right under the clapper, on a
+miserable truckle bed, lay the emaciated
+form of Mr Pettigrew.</p>
+
+<p>"My poor uncle!" said Jack,
+stooping tenderly to embrace his
+relative, "what can have brought you
+here?"</p>
+
+<p>"Speak louder, Jack!" said Mr
+Pettigrew; "I can't hear you. For
+twelve long days that infernal bell
+has been tolling just above my head
+for hockey and other villanous purposes.
+I am as deaf as a doornail!"</p>
+
+<p>"And so thin, dear uncle! You
+must have been most shamefully
+abused."</p>
+
+<p>"Simply starved; that's all."</p>
+
+<p>"What! starved? The monsters!
+Did they give you nothing to eat?"</p>
+
+<p>"Yes&mdash;broccoli. I wish you would
+try it for a week: it is a rare thing to
+bring out the bones."</p>
+
+<p>"And why did they commit this
+outrage upon you?"</p>
+
+<p>"For two especial reasons, I suppose&mdash;first,
+because I would not surrender
+my whole property; and,
+secondly, because I would not marry
+Miss Latchley."</p>
+
+<p>"My dear uncle! when I saw you
+last, it appeared to me that you would
+have had no objections to perform the
+latter ceremony."</p>
+
+<p>"Not on compulsion, Jack&mdash;not on
+compulsion!" said Mr Pettigrew, with
+a touch of his old humour. "I won't
+deny that I was humbugged by her at
+first, but this was over long ago."</p>
+
+<p>"Indeed! Pray, may I venture
+to ask what changed your opinion of
+the lady?"</p>
+
+<p>"Her works, Jack&mdash;her own works!"
+replied Uncle Peter. "She gave me
+them to read as soon as I was fairly
+trapped into the Agapedome, and
+such an awful collection of impiety
+and presumption I never saw before.
+She is ten thousand times worse than
+the deceased Thomas Paine."</p>
+
+<p>"Was she, then, party to your
+incarceration?"</p>
+
+<p>"I won't say that. I hardly think
+she would have consented to let them
+harm me, or that she knew exactly
+how I was used; but that fellow
+Hyams is wicked enough to have been
+an officer under King Herod. Now,
+pray help me up, and lift me down
+stairs, for my legs are so cramped
+that I can't walk, and my head is as
+dizzy as a wheel. That confounded
+broccoli, too, has disagreed with my
+constitution, and I shall feel particularly
+obliged to any one who can
+assist me to a drop of brandy."</p>
+
+<p>After having ministered to the immediate
+wants of Mr Pettigrew, and
+secured his effects, we returned to
+Southampton, leaving the deserted
+Agapedome in the charge of a couple
+of police. In spite of every entreaty
+Mr Pettigrew would not hear of entering
+a prosecution against Hyams.</p>
+
+<p>"I feel," said he, "that I have
+made a thorough ass of myself; and
+I should not be able to stand the ridicule
+that must follow a disclosure of
+the consequences. In fact, I begin to
+think that I am not fit to look after
+my own affairs. The man who has
+spent twelve days, as I have, under
+the clapper of a bell, without any
+other sustenance than broccoli&mdash;is
+there any more brandy in the flask?
+I should like the merest drop&mdash;the
+man, I say, who has undergone these
+trials, has ample time for meditation
+upon the past. I see my weakness,
+and I acknowledge it. So Jack, my
+dear boy, as you have always behaved
+to me more like a son than a nephew,
+I intend, immediately on my return
+to London, to settle my whole property
+upon you, merely reserving an
+annuity. Don't say a word on the
+subject. My mind is made up, and
+nothing can alter my resolution."</p>
+
+<p>On arriving at Southampton we
+considered it our duty to communicate
+immediately with Miss Latchley,
+for the purpose of ascertaining if we
+could render her any temporary assistance.<span class="pagenum"><a name="Page_378" id="Page_378">[378]</a></span>
+Perhaps it was more than she
+deserved; but we could not forget her
+sex, though she had done everything
+in her power to disguise it; and,
+besides, the lucky blow with the life-preserver,
+which she administered to
+Hyams, was a service for which we
+could not be otherwise than grateful.
+Jack Wilkinson was selected as the
+medium of communication. He found
+the strong Lavinia alone, and perfectly
+composed.</p>
+
+<p>"I wish never more," said she, "to
+hear the name of Pettigrew. It is
+associated in my mind with weakness,
+fanaticism, and vacillation; and I
+shall ever feel humbled at the reflection
+that I bowed my woman's pride
+to gaze on the surface of so shallow
+and opaque a pool! And yet, why
+regret? The image of the sun is reflected
+equally from the B&oelig;otian
+marsh and the mirror of the clear
+Ontario! Tell your uncle," continued
+she, after a pause, "that as he is nothing
+to me, so I wish to be nothing
+to him. Let us mutually extinguish
+memory. Ha, ha, ha!&mdash;so they fed
+him, you say, upon broccoli?</p>
+
+<p>"But I have one message to give,
+though not to him. The youth who,
+in the nobility of his soul, declared
+his passion for my intellect&mdash;where is
+he? I tarry beneath this roof but for
+him. Do my message fairly, and say
+to him that if he seeks a communion
+of soul&mdash;no! that is the common
+phrase of the slaves of antiquated
+superstition&mdash;if he yearns for a grand
+amalgamation of essential passion
+and power, let him hasten hither, and
+Lavinia Latchley is ready to accompany
+him to the prairie or the forest,
+to the torrid zone, or to the confines
+of the arctic seas!"</p>
+
+<p>"I shall deliver your message,
+ma'am," said Jack, "as accurately as
+my abilities will allow." And he
+did so.</p>
+
+<p>Rogers of ours writhed uneasily in
+his seat.</p>
+
+<p>"I'll tell you what it is, my fine
+fellows," said he, "I don't look upon
+this quite as a laughing matter. I
+am really sorry to have taken in the
+old woman, though I don't see how
+we could well have helped it; and I
+would far rather, Jack, that she had
+fixed her affections upon you than
+on me. I shall get infernally roasted
+at the mess if this story should
+transpire. However, I suppose
+there's only one answer to be given.
+Pray, present my most humble respects,
+and say how exceedingly distressed
+I feel that my professional
+engagements will not permit me to
+accompany her in her proposed expedition."</p>
+
+<p>Jack reported the answer in due
+form.</p>
+
+<p>"Then," said Lavinia, drawing
+herself up to her full height, and
+shrouding her visage in a black veil,
+"tell him that for his sake I am resolved
+to die a virgin!"</p>
+
+<p>I presume she will keep her word;
+at least I have not yet heard that any
+one has been courageous enough to
+request her to change her situation.
+She has since returned to America,
+and is now, I believe, the president
+of a female college, the students of
+which may be distinguished from the
+rest of their sex, by their uniform
+adoption of bloomers.</p>
+
+
+<p class="center space-above"><em>Printed by William Blackwood &amp; Sons, Edinburgh.</em></p>
+
+
+<hr class="chap" />
+
+<div class="footnotes"><h3>FOOTNOTES:</h3>
+
+<div class="footnote">
+
+<p><a name="Footnote_1_1" id="Footnote_1_1"></a><a href="#FNanchor_1_1"><span class="label">[1]</span></a> <cite>Blackwood's Magazine</cite>, No. CCCXCIX., for January 1849.</p></div>
+
+<div class="footnote">
+
+<p><a name="Footnote_2_2" id="Footnote_2_2"></a><a href="#FNanchor_2_2"><span class="label">[2]</span></a> "The word <i lang="la" xml:lang="la">chasua</i> signifies an expedition along the frontier, or rather <em>across</em>
+the frontier, for the capture of men and beasts. These slave-hunts are said to have
+been first introduced here by the Turks, and the word chasua is not believed to be
+indigenous, since for war and battle are otherwise used <i>harba</i> (properly a lance)
+and <i>schàmmata</i>. <i>Chasua</i> and <i>razzia</i> appear to be synonymous, corrupted from the
+Italian <i lang="it" xml:lang="it">cazzia</i>, in French <i lang="fr" xml:lang="fr">chasse</i>."&mdash;<cite>Feldzug von Sennaar</cite>, &amp;c., p. 17.</p></div>
+
+<div class="footnote">
+
+<p><a name="Footnote_3_3" id="Footnote_3_3"></a><a href="#FNanchor_3_3"><span class="label">[3]</span></a> These Kammarabs possess a tract on the left or south bank of the Atbara.
+The distribution of the different tribes, as well as the line of march and other particulars,
+are very clearly displayed in the appropriate little map accompanying Mr
+Werne's volume. Opposite to the Kammarabs, "on the right bank of the Atbara,
+are the Anafidabs, of the race or family of the Bischari. They form a Kabyle (band
+or community) under a Schech of their own. How it is that the French in Algiers
+persist in using <em>Kabyle</em> as the proper name of a nation and a country, I cannot understand."&mdash;<cite>Feldzug
+von Sennaar</cite>, p. 32.</p></div>
+
+<div class="footnote">
+
+<p><a name="Footnote_4_4" id="Footnote_4_4"></a><a href="#FNanchor_4_4"><span class="label">[4]</span></a> <cite>Blackwood's Magazine</cite>, No. CCCCIV., for June 1849.</p></div>
+
+<div class="footnote">
+
+<p><a name="Footnote_5_5" id="Footnote_5_5"></a><a href="#FNanchor_5_5"><span class="label">[5]</span></a> Fact. In a work by <span class="smcap">M. Gibert</span>, a celebrated French physician, on diseases of
+the skin, he states that that minute troublesome kind of rash, known by the name
+of <i>prurigo</i>, though not dangerous in itself, has often driven the individual afflicted
+by it to&mdash;suicide. I believe that our more varying climate, and our more heating
+drinks and aliments, render this skin complaint more common in England than in
+France, yet I doubt if any English physician could state that it had ever driven one
+of his <em>English</em> patients to suicide.</p></div>
+
+<div class="footnote">
+
+<p><a name="Footnote_6_6" id="Footnote_6_6"></a><a href="#FNanchor_6_6"><span class="label">[6]</span></a> It is seldom any action of a limb is performed without the concurrence of several
+muscles; and, if the action is at all energetic, a number of muscles are brought into
+play as an equipoise or balance; the infant, therefore, would be sadly puzzled
+amongst its muscular sensations, supposing that it had them. Besides, it seems clear
+that those movements we see an infant make with its arms and legs are, in the first
+instance, as little <em>voluntary</em> as the muscular movements it makes for the purpose of
+respiration. There is an animal life within us, dependent on its own laws of irritability.
+Over a portion of this the developed thought or reason gains dominion;
+over a large portion the will never has any hold; over another portion, as in the
+organs of respiration, it has an intermittent and divided empire. We learn voluntary
+movement by doing that instinctively and spontaneously which we afterwards do
+from forethought. We have moved our arm; we wish to do the like again, (and to
+our wonder, if we then had intelligence enough to wonder,) we do it.</p></div>
+
+<div class="footnote">
+
+<p><a name="Footnote_7_7" id="Footnote_7_7"></a><a href="#FNanchor_7_7"><span class="label">[7]</span></a> It is desirable here to explain that the old constitution of Portugal, whose
+restoration is the main feature of the scheme of the National or Royalist party, (it
+assumes both names,) gave the right of voting at the election of members of the
+popular assembly to every man who had a hearth of his own&mdash;whether he occupied
+a whole house or a single room&mdash;in fact, to all heads of families and self-supporting
+persons. Such extent of suffrage ought surely to content the most democratic, and
+certainly presents a strong contrast to the farce of national representation which has
+been so long enacting in the Peninsula.</p></div>
+
+<div class="footnote">
+
+<p><a name="Footnote_8_8" id="Footnote_8_8"></a><a href="#FNanchor_8_8"><span class="label">[8]</span></a> The principal Miguelite papers, <cite>A Nação</cite> (Lisbon,) and <cite>O Portugal</cite> (Oporto,)
+both of them highly respectable journals, conducted with much ability and moderation,
+unceasingly reiterate, whilst exposing the vices and corruption of the present system,
+their aversion to despotism, and their desire for a truly liberal and constitutional
+government.</p></div>
+
+<div class="footnote">
+
+<p><a name="Footnote_9_9" id="Footnote_9_9"></a><a href="#FNanchor_9_9"><span class="label">[9]</span></a> The Marquis of Abrantes is descended from the Dukes of Lancaster, through
+Philippa of Lancaster, Queen of John I., one of the greatest kings Portugal ever
+possessed.</p></div>
+
+<div class="footnote">
+
+<p><a name="Footnote_10_10" id="Footnote_10_10"></a><a href="#FNanchor_10_10"><span class="label">[10]</span></a> This remark, (regarding the press,) literally true in Spain, does not apply to
+Portugal.</p></div>
+
+<div class="footnote">
+
+<p><a name="Footnote_11_11" id="Footnote_11_11"></a><a href="#FNanchor_11_11"><span class="label">[11]</span></a> Particularly by his "declaration" of the 24th June 1843, by his autograph
+letter of instructions of the 15th August of the same year, and by his "royal letter"
+of the 6th April 1847, which was widely circulated in Portugal.</p></div>
+
+<div class="footnote">
+
+<p><a name="Footnote_12_12" id="Footnote_12_12"></a><a href="#FNanchor_12_12"><span class="label">[12]</span></a> We cannot attach value to the vague and most unsatisfactory manifesto signed
+"Carlos Luis," and issued from Bourges in May 1845, or consider it as in the
+slightest degree disproving what we have advanced. It contains no distinct pledge or
+guarantee of constitutional government, but deals in frothy generalities and magniloquent
+protestations, binding to nothing the prince who signed it, and bearing more
+traces of the pen of a Jesuit priest than of that of a competent and statesmanlike
+adviser of a youthful aspirant to a throne.</p></div></div>
+
+<hr class="chap" />
+
+<div class="tn"><h3>Transcriber's note:</h3>
+<p>Mismatched quotes are not fixed if it's not sufficiently clear where the missing quote should be placed.</p>
+
+<p>The cover for the eBook version of this book was created by the transcriber and is placed in the public domain.</p>
+
+<p>Minor typographical errors have been corrected without note. Irregularities and inconsistencies in the text have been retained as printed, ecept for the following:</p>
+
+<p>The transcriber has made accents consistent for "Schaïgië" and "Schaïgië's".</p>
+
+<p>Page 328: "But he must cease to be Mr Ruskin if they ..." The transcriber has inserted "be".</p>
+</div>
+
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