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You may copy it, give it away or +re-use it under the terms of the Project Gutenberg License included +with this eBook or online at www.gutenberg.org + + +Title: Roy Blakeley's Motor Caravan + +Author: Percy Keese Fitzhugh + +Release Date: November 13, 2013 [EBook #44172] + +Language: English + +Character set encoding: UTF-8 + +*** START OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK ROY BLAKELEY'S MOTOR CARAVAN *** + + + + +Produced by Roger Frank and Sue Clark + + + + + +</pre> + + +<div class='imgcenter '> +<img src='images/illus-fpc.jpg' alt='' /> +<p class='caption'>THE MOTOR CARAVAN ON THE WAY.</p> +</div> + +<hr class='pb'/> + +<div class='lgc'> <!-- rend='center;' --> +<p class='line' style='text-align:center;font-size:1.4em;'>ROY BLAKELEY’S MOTOR CARAVAN</p> +<p class='line'> </p> +<p class='line' style='text-align:center;margin-top:2em;'>BY</p> +<p class='line'> </p> +<p class='line' style='text-align:center;margin-top:2em;font-size:1.2em;'>PERCY KEESE FITZHUGH</p> +<p class='line'> </p> +<p class='line' style='text-align:center;margin-top:2em;'>Author of</p> +<p class='line'> </p> +<p class='line' style='text-align:center;'>TOM SLADE, BOY SCOUT, TOM</p> +<p class='line' style='text-align:center;'>SLADE AT BLACK LAKE,</p> +<p class='line' style='text-align:center;'>ROY BLAKELEY, ETC.</p> +<p class='line'> </p> +<p class='line' style='text-align:center;margin-top:2em;font-style:italic;'>ILLUSTRATED</p> +<p class='line'> </p> +<p class='line' style='text-align:center;margin-top:2em;font-size:0.8em;'>PUBLISHED WITH THE APPROVAL OF</p> +<p class='line' style='text-align:center;'>THE BOY SCOUTS OF AMERICA</p> +<p class='line'> </p> +<p class='line' style='text-align:center;margin-top:2em;'>GROSSET & DUNLAP</p> +<p class='line' style='text-align:center;'>PUBLISHERS—NEW YORK</p> +<p class='line'> </p> +<p class='line' style='text-align:center;font-size:0.8em;'>Made in the United States of America</p> +</div> <!-- end rend --> + +<hr class='pb'/> + +<div class='lgc'> <!-- rend='center;' --> +<p class='line' style='text-align:center;'>COPYRIGHT, 1921, BY</p> +<p class='line' style='text-align:center;'>GROSSET & DUNLAP</p> +</div> <!-- end rend --> + +<hr class='pb'/> + +<div class='literal-container'> +<p class='toch'>Table of Contents</p> +<div class='literal'> +<p class='toc'><a href='#chI'>I—Some Expedition!</a></p> +<p class='toc'><a href='#chII'>II—Who We All Are</a></p> +<p class='toc'><a href='#chIII'>III—Who Is Pee-Wee Harris, and If So, Why?</a></p> +<p class='toc'><a href='#chIV'>IV—Pee-Wee’s Watch</a></p> +<p class='toc'><a href='#chV'>V—The Caravan</a></p> +<p class='toc'><a href='#chVI'>VI—Stranded</a></p> +<p class='toc'><a href='#chVII'>VII—A Good Turn</a></p> +<p class='toc'><a href='#chVIII'>VIII—Grumpy</a></p> +<p class='toc'><a href='#chIX'>IX—Military Plans</a></p> +<p class='toc'><a href='#chX'>X—The Signal Corps at Work</a></p> +<p class='toc'><a href='#chXI'>XI—A Mysterious Footprint</a></p> +<p class='toc'><a href='#chXII'>XII—A Discovery</a></p> +<p class='toc'><a href='#chXIII'>XIII—Tom Slade, Scout</a></p> +<p class='toc'><a href='#chXIV'>XIV—Pee-Wee’s Goat</a></p> +<p class='toc'><a href='#chXV'>XV—The Message</a></p> +<p class='toc'><a href='#chXVI'>XVI—Brent’s Ambition</a></p> +<p class='toc'><a href='#chXVII'>XVII—A Side Show</a></p> +<p class='toc'><a href='#chXVIII'>XVIII—A Shower Bath</a></p> +<p class='toc'><a href='#chXIX'>XIX—Brent Gets His Wish</a></p> +<p class='toc'><a href='#chXX'>XX—We Consider Our Predicament</a></p> +<p class='toc'><a href='#chXXI'>XXI—Getting Started</a></p> +<p class='toc'><a href='#chXXII'>XXII—Silence!</a></p> +<p class='toc'><a href='#chXXIII'>XXIII—Fixing It</a></p> +<p class='toc'><a href='#chXXIV'>XXIV—Snoozer Settles It</a></p> +<p class='toc'><a href='#chXXV'>XXV—Big Excitement at Barrow’s Homestead</a></p> +<p class='toc'><a href='#chXXVI'>XXVI—To the Rescue</a></p> +<p class='toc'><a href='#chXXVII'>XXVII—Another Discovery</a></p> +<p class='toc'><a href='#chXXVIII'>XXVIII—A Mysterious Paper</a></p> +<p class='toc'><a href='#chXXIX'>XXIX—The Mystery Deepens</a></p> +<p class='toc'><a href='#chXXX'>XXX—We Make a Promise</a></p> +<p class='toc'><a href='#chXXXI'>XXXI—We Reach Our Destination</a></p> +<p class='toc'><a href='#chXXXII'>XXXII—Surrender and Indemnity</a></p> +<p class='toc'><a href='#chXXXIII'>XXXIII—Mobilizing</a></p> +<p class='toc'><a href='#chXXXIV'>XXXIV—Tr-r-aitors!</a></p> +<p class='toc'><a href='#chXXXV'>XXXV—Peace With Indemnity</a></p> +<p class='toc'><a href='#chXXXVI'>XXXVI—Scouts on the Job</a></p> +<p class='toc'><a href='#chXXXVII'>XXXVII—That Mysterious Paper Again</a></p> +<p class='toc'><a href='#chXXXVIII'>XXXVIII—The Only Way</a></p> +</div> +</div> + +<hr class='pb'/> + +<p class='line' style='text-align:center;font-size:1.4em;'>ROY BLAKELEY’S MOTOR CARAVAN</p> + +<h1 id='chI'>CHAPTER I—SOME EXPEDITION!</h1> + +<p>Gee whiz, whenever I see that fellow Harry +Domicile, I know there’s going to be a lot of fun. +Just the same as I can always tell if we’re going +to have mince turnovers for dessert. That’s one +thing I’m crazy about—mince turnovers. I can +tell when I go through the kitchen if we’re going +to have them, because our cook has a kind of a +look on her face. I can eat five of those things +at a sitting, but that isn’t saying how many I can +eat standing up. Pee-wee Harris can eat seven, +even while he’s talking at the same time. Anyway, +that hasn’t got anything to do with Harry +Donnelle.</p> + +<p>Maybe you’re wondering why I named this +chapter “Some Expedition.” If it was about Pee-wee +Harris, I’d name it “Some <span class='it'>Exhibition</span>,” because +that kid is a regular circus. So now I guess +I’ll tell you.</p> + +<p>One afternoon I was sitting on the railing of +our porch taking a rest after mowing the lawn. I +was thinking how it would be a good idea if they +had lawn mowers that run by gas engines. We’ve +got a great big lawn at our house. At Doc Carson’s +house they have a little bit of a lawn—he’s +lucky. Gee whiz, you could cut that lawn with a +safety razor.</p> + +<p>All of a sudden I saw Harry Donnelle coming +up the street. I guess maybe you know who he +is, because we had some adventures with him in +other stories. He’s a big fellow, I guess he’s +about twenty-five. He was a lieutenant in the war. +My sister likes him a lot only she said I mustn’t +say so in a story. I should worry about her. He +comes up to our house a lot. Believe me, that +fellow’s middle name is adventure. He says all +his ancestors were crazy about adventures. He +says he wouldn’t have any ancestors unless they +were. He says that’s why he picked them out. +Gee williger, you ought to hear him jollying +Pee-wee. He told Pee-wee that once he lived in obscurity +and Pee-wee wanted to know where that +was. Can you beat that? Harry told him it was +in Oregon. Good night!</p> + +<p>So as soon as I saw that fellow coming up across +the lawn, I kind of knew there was going to be +something doing. Because only a few days before +that he had told me that maybe he would +want my patrol to help him in a daring exploit. +Oh, boy, those are my favorite outdoor sports—daring +exploits. I eat them alive.</p> + +<p>He said, “Hello, kid, I went fishing with Jake +Holden last night and we got into a school of +perch.”</p> + +<p>I said, “Don’t talk about school; this is vacation.”</p> + +<p>He had a bundle with some perch in it and he +said they were for supper. So I took them into +the kitchen and while I was in there I ate some +icing off a cake. If I had my way cakes would be +all icing, but our cook says you have to have a +foundation to put the icing on. Me for the roof.</p> + +<p>When I went back Harry said, “I suppose you +kids will be starting for that old dump up in the +Catskills pretty soon.” He meant Temple Camp. +I said, “We take our departure in two weeks.”</p> + +<p>He said, “Take your which?”</p> + +<p>I said, “Our departure; don’t you know what +that is?”</p> + +<p>“Well,” he said, kind of puzzled like, “I guess +I’ll have to pike around and get some assistance +somewhere else. I’ve got a little job on hand that +I thought might interest you and your patrol. +Ever hear of the Junkum Corporation, automobile +dealers? They have the agency for the Kluck +car. They’re down in New York. It wasn’t anything +much; just a little hop, skip, and a jump out +west, and back again.”</p> + +<p>“In junk cars—I mean Kluck cars?” I blurted +out.</p> + +<p>“Mostly junk,” he said; “but of course, as long +as your plans are made——”</p> + +<p>“Never you mind about our plans,” I told him; +“tell me all about it.” Because, gee, I was all +excited.</p> + +<p>He said, “Well, there isn’t much to it; just a +little gypsy and caravan stuff, as you might say. +My sister’s husband’s brother, Mr. Junkum, is +tearing his hair out and lying awake nights, because +he can’t get cars here from the west. He +says the customers are standing on line and all +that sort of thing and that everything is clogged +up at the other end, the railroads are all tied up in +a knot, the freight is piled up as high as the Woolworth +building and nothing short of a good dose +of dynamite will loosen up the freight congestion +out west. If it was a matter of Ford cars he could +get them through by parcel post, but with these big +six cylinder Klucks it’s a different proposition. +He’s got three touring cars and a big motor van +waiting for shipment out in Klucksville, Missouri, +and if he can’t make deliveries in a couple of weeks +or so his customers are going to cancel. Poor guy, +I’m sorry for him.”</p> + +<p>That’s just the way Harry talks. He said, “One +of those cars, the big enclosed van, is for Jolly +and Kidder’s big store in New York.”</p> + +<p>“That’s where I bought my last scout suit, at +Jolly and Kidder’s,” I told him.</p> + +<p>Then he said, “Junkum wanted me to see if I +couldn’t round up two or three fellows and bang +out to Klucksville and bring the cars home under +their own power. I told him the roads were punk +and he said it’s punk to have your business canceled, +so there you are.”</p> + +<p>“Oh, bibbie,” I said, “we’d love to do that only +we can’t run cars on account of not being old +enough.”</p> + +<p>Then he said, “I rounded up Tom Slade and +he agreed to die for the cause—said his vacation +was at my disposal. He drove a motor truck in +France and he’s a bug on good turns. Rossie +Bent has promised to run one of the touring cars, +I’m going to run the van myself and that leaves +one touring car. I tried to get Brent Gaylong on +the long distance ’phone up at Newburgh to-day, +but he wasn’t home—out grouching around, I +suppose. His mother said she’d have him call me +up or wire me. All I want now is a commissary +department and I got a kind of a hunch that maybe +you kids could camp in the van and cook for the +crowd and make yourselves generally useful. The +way I figure it out by the road map there’ll be +long stretches of road where we won’t bunk into +any towns. I figured on taking Pee-wee along as +a kind of a mascot; you know those little fancy +jim-cracks they put on radiator caps in autos? I +thought he could be one of those, as you might say, +and bring us good luck. He’d be a whole commissary +department in himself, I suppose, +considering the way he eats. But if you can’t you can’t, +and that’s all there is about it.”</p> + +<p>“What do you mean, <span class='it'>we can’t</span>?” I shouted at +him. “You make me tired! Do you suppose +Temple Camp is going to run away just because +my patrol is a couple of weeks late getting there? +You bet your life we’ll go. If you try to sneak off +without us, we’ll come after you. We’re coming +back in that motor van, so that’s settled. I should +worry about Temple Camp.”</p> + +<p>He just sat there on the railing alongside of +me, laughing.</p> + +<p>He said, “I thought it would hit you.”</p> + +<p>“Hit me!” I told him. “Believe me, it gave me +a knockout blow.”</p> + +<p>He said he’d stay to supper so as to talk my +mother and father into it, because they don’t care +anything about making long trips in motor vans +and things like that, and maybe they’d say I’d +better not go.</p> + +<p>But, believe me, Harry Domicile knows how to +handle mothers and fathers all right, especially +mothers. So don’t you worry, just leave it to him.</p> + +<p>The worst is yet to come.</p> + +<h1 id='chII'>II—WHO WE ALL ARE</h1> + +<p>What do you think my father said? He said +he wished he was young enough to go along. Oh, +but he’s a peach of a father! So is my mother. +My sister Marjorie said she’d like to go too. +Harry said that no girls were allowed. He said +that girls were supposed to stay home and receive +picture post-cards. Gee whiz, I’m sorry for them. +I’m glad I’m not a girl. But if I wasn’t a boy +I’d like to be a girl.</p> + +<p>That night we had our regular troop meeting. +Cracky, you can’t get that bunch quiet enough to +tell them anything. You know how it sounds in a +graveyard? And you know how it sounds in a +saw mill? Well, a graveyard sounds like a saw +mill compared with the noise at one of our +meetings. So I told our scoutmaster, Mr. Ellsworth, +that I had something to say and he said they +should let me have the chair. Then they began +throwing chairs at me. It’s good he didn’t tell +them to let me have the floor, or they’d have +ripped that up, I suppose.</p> + +<p>“I’d like to get your ear,” I shouted.</p> + +<p>“You’ll get our goat if you don’t say what +you’ve got to say,” Doc Carson yelled.</p> + +<p>“I’m trying to say it if I can get your ear,” I +said.</p> + +<p>“You can have anything except my mouth,” +Pee-wee piped up. Good night, he needs that.</p> + +<p>Then Mr. Ellsworth got them all quieted down +and I told them how Harry Domicile wanted the +Silver Fox Patrol (that’s my patrol) to go out +west and how he wanted Pee-wee to go too, even +though he was one of the raving Ravens. I said +the reason he wanted Pee-wee to go was so he +could blow up the tires and we wouldn’t have to +have any pump. Pee-wee likes auto tires, because +they’re the same shape as doughnuts—that’s what +I told him.</p> + +<p>There’s one good thing about our troop and +that is that one patrol never gets jealous of +another. If my patrol gets a chance to go somewhere +the other fellows don’t get mad, because +they get more to eat. Absence makes the dessert +last longer. In our troop each patrol does as it +pleases—united we stand, divided we sprawl. +Each patrol always has more fun than the other +patrols. So if everybody has more fun than anybody +else, they ought to be satisfied, I should hope. +Pee-wee is in the Ravens, because he got wished +onto them when the troop started, but he belongs +to all three patrols, kind of. That’s because one +patrol isn’t big enough for him. He spreads out +over three.</p> + +<p>So this is the last you’ll see of the Ravens and +the Elks in this story. Maybe you’ll say thank +goodness for that. They went up to Temple +Camp. There were fifty-three troops up there and +everybody had more dessert because Pee-wee +wasn’t there. So that shows you how my patrol +did a good turn for Temple Camp. Gee whiz, +you have to remember to do good turns If you’re +a scout.</p> + +<p>Now this story is all about that trip that we +made to bring back those four machines, and believe +me, we had some adventures. If you were +to see Jolly and Kidder’s big delivery van now, +all filled up with bundles and things C. O. D., +you’d never suppose it had a dark past. But, believe +me, that past was darker than the Dark Ages. +You learn about the Dark Ages in the fifth grade—that’s +Miss Norton’s class. She’s my favorite +teacher because she has to go to a meeting every +afternoon and she can’t keep us in.</p> + +<p>So now I guess I’ll start. The next morning +who should show up but Brent Gaylong. He didn’t +even bother to wire. He said he didn’t believe +in telegrams and things like that when it came to +adventures. He’s awful funny, that fellow is—kind +of sober like. He’s head of a troop up in +Newburgh and we met him when we were on a +hike once. He can drive a Ford so easy that you +don’t know it’s moving. He says most of the time +it’s <span class='it'>not</span> moving. He’s crazy about adventures. +Good night, when he and Harry Domicile start +talking, we have to laugh. He said he’d do anything +provided we got into trouble. Harry told +him there ought to be plenty of trouble between +Missouri and New York. That fellow tries awful +hard to get arrested but he never can.</p> + +<p>Now I’ll tell you about the other fellows. +Harry was the captain—he had charge of the +whole outfit. I bet Mr. Junkum trusted him a lot. +But one thing, Harry never does anything for +money. He says money is no good except when +it’s buried in the ground and you go and try to +find it. That’s the kind of a fellow he is. He +didn’t get killed three times in France. But he +came mighty near it. He’s got the distinguished +service cross. He lives in Little Valley near +Bridgeboro. Bridgeboro is my town. I don’t +mean I own it. Harry’s got a dandy Cadillac car +of his own. He takes my sister Marjorie out in +it.</p> + +<p>There was one other big fellow that went on +that trip and that was Rossie Bent who works in +the bank. He got his vacation especially so he +could go. He’s got light hair. Often when he +sees me he treats me to a soda.</p> + +<p>Tom Slade went so as to drive the fourth car, +and he’s a big fellow too, only you bet your life +I’ll never call him a big fellow, because before he +went to the war he was in our troop. And even +now he’s just like one of us scouts. I guess maybe +you know all about him. Believe me, the war +changed him more than it changed the map of +Europe.</p> + +<p>That leaves Pee-wee and the rest of the fellows +in my patrol. So now I’ll tell you about them. +First comes Roy Blakeley (that’s me), and I’m +patrol leader. That’s what makes me look so +sober and worried like. I have to take strawberry +sundaes to build me up, on account of the +strain of managing that bunch. Next comes Westy +Martin; he’s my special chum. He’s got eleven +merit badges. He’s awful careful. He does his +homework as soon as he gets home every day, so +in case he gets killed it will be done. I should +worry about my homework if I got killed. Next +comes Dorry Benton, only he was in Europe with +his mother so he didn’t go with us. If he had gone +with us he would have been there. Hunt Manners +couldn’t go because his brother was going to +be married. The rest of the fellows were Charlie +Seabury and Will Dawson and the Warner twins, +Brick and Slick. They’re just the same, only each +one of them is smarter than the other. You can’t +tell which is which, only one of them likes potatoes +and the other doesn’t. That’s the way I tell them +apart. If I see one of them eating potatoes I +know it’s Slick. That leaves only one fellow, and +gee whiz, I’m going to give him a chapter all to +himself and I hope he’ll be satisfied. Some day +he’ll have a whole book to himself, I suppose. +<span class='it'>Good night!</span></p> + +<h1 id='chIII'>III—WHO IS PEE-WEE HARRIS, AND IF SO, WHY?</h1> + +<p>Anyway Pee-wee Harris <span class='it'>is</span>, that’s one sure +thing. His mother calls him Walter and my sisters +call him Walter, but Pee-wee is his regular +name. He’s our young hero and some of the fellows +call him Peerless Pee-wee, and some of them +call him Speck.</p> + +<p>If all of us fellows were automobiles, Pee-wee +would be a Ford. That’s because he’s the smallest +and he makes the most noise. He eats all his +food running on high. He never has to shift his +gears to eat dessert. Even if it’s a tough steak +he takes it on high. He’s a human cave. He’s +about three feet six inches in diameter and his +tongue is about six feet three inches long. He +has beautiful brown curly hair and he’s just too +cute—that’s what everybody says. His nose has +got three freckles on it. He starts on compression. +When he gets excited Webster’s Dictionary +turns green with envy.</p> + +<p>Now the way it was fixed was that we were all +to meet at the Bridgeboro Station at three o’clock +the next day so as to get the three-eighteen train +for New York. Then we were going to go on the +Lake Shore Limited to Klucksville—that’s near +St. Louis.</p> + +<p>When Pee-wee showed up at the station he +looked like the leader of a brass band. His scout +suit was all pressed, his compass was dangling +around his neck, in case the Lake Shore Limited +should lose its way, I suppose, and his scout knife +was hanging to his belt. He had his belt-ax on +too. I guess that was so he could chop his way +through the forests if the train got stalled. He +had his camera and his air rifle and his swamp +boots and his scout whistle, and he had his duffel +bag on the end of his scout staff. And, oh, boy, he +had a new watch.</p> + +<p>I said, “<span class='it'>Good night</span>, you must have been robbing +the church steeple. Where did you get that +young clock? If it only had an electric bulb in +it we could use it for a headlight. Is it supposed +to keep time?”</p> + +<p>“It ought to be able to keep a whole lot of +time, it’s big enough,” Harry said. “Are you +going to take it with you or send it by express?”</p> + +<p>I said, “Oh, sure, a big watch like that can keep +a lot of time; it holds about a quart.”</p> + +<p>“You make me tired!” Pee-wee shouted. “It’s +warranted for a year.”</p> + +<p>“I bet it takes a year to wind it up,” Westy +said.</p> + +<p>“Anyway we can drink out of it if we get +thirsty,” Will Dawson told him. “It’s got a nice +spring in it.”</p> + +<p>“It doesn’t vary a second,” Pee-wee shouted. +“Look at the clock in the station; that’s Western +Union time.”</p> + +<p>Gee whiz, but that kid was proud of his new +watch. He looked at it about every ten seconds +while we were waiting for the train, and every +once in a while he looked up at the sun. I guess +maybe he thought the sun was a little late, hey? +When we got to the city he checked up all the +clocks he saw on the way over to the Grand Central +Station, to see if they were right, and when +we were whizzing up along the Hudson on the +Lake Shore Limited he kept a time table in one +hand and his watch in the other so as to find out if +we reached Poughkeepsie and Albany on time.</p> + +<p>Just before we all turned in for the night, Harry +and Brent Gaylong went over and sat by him and +began jollying him about the watch. The rest of +us sprawled around on the Pullman seats, listening +and laughing. Gee whiz, when Harry and +Brent Gaylong get together, <span class='it'>good night</span>!</p> + +<p>Harry said, “The trouble with those heavy duty +watches is they’re not intended for night work. +They work all right in the daytime, but you see +at night when they haven’t got the sun to go by, +they get to sprinting——”</p> + +<p>“Do you know what kind of a watch this is?” +Pee-wee shouted at him. “It’s a scout watch——”</p> + +<p>Brent said in that sober way of his, “That’s +just the trouble. Those scout watches go scout-pace. +A scout is always ahead of time; so is a +scout watch. If a scout watch is supposed to arrive +at three o’clock, it arrives at two—an hour +beforehand. A scout is prompt.”</p> + +<p>“Positively,” Harry said; “by to-morrow +morning that watch will be an hour ahead of time. It’ll +beat every other watch by an hour.”</p> + +<p>“I bet it’s right on the minute to-morrow morning,” +Pee-wee shouted. “That’s a scout watch; +it’s advertised in <span class='it'>Boys’ Life</span>. The ad. said it keeps +perfect time.”</p> + +<p>“How long have you had it?” Rossie Bent +wanted to know.</p> + +<p>“My father gave it to me for a present on account +of this trip,” the kid said; “he gave it to me +just before I started off.”</p> + +<p>“So you haven’t had it overnight yet?” Brent +asked him. “You don’t know whether it’s good +at night work or not.”</p> + +<p>“They always race in the dark,” Harry said; +“that’s the trouble with those boy scout watches.”</p> + +<p>By this time the colored porter and about half +a dozen passengers were standing around listening +and laughing.</p> + +<p>Harry said, “Well, I’ll tell you what I’ll do, +Kid. I happen to know something about those +watches and they’re not to be trusted. The boy +scout watch is a pile of junk. If that watch isn’t +at least an hour ahead of time when we sit down +to breakfast to-morrow morning, I’ll buy you the +biggest pie they’ve got in the city of Cleveland. +If your watch is wrong by as much as an hour +you’ll have to do a good turn between every two +stations we stop at till we get to Chicago. What +do you say?”</p> + +<p>“I won’t have to worry about any good turns,” +Pee-wee shot back at him.</p> + +<p>Harry said, “All right, is it a go?”</p> + +<p>“Sure it’s a go,” the kid shouted. “Mm! Mm! I’ll +be eating pie all day to-morrow.”</p> + +<h1 id='chIV'>CHAPTER IV—PEE-WEE’S WATCH</h1> + +<p>I guess Pee-wee dreamed of pie that night. +Anyway he didn’t wake up very early in the morning. +When the train stopped at Cleveland for +eats, he was dead to the world. The rest of us +all went into the railroad station for breakfast and +Harry took a couple of sandwiches and a hard +boiled egg and a bottle of milk back to the train +for our young hero when he should wake up.</p> + +<p>When we were eating breakfast in the station, +Harry said, “Well, I see that none of you kids +has ever been out west before. Hadn’t we better +set our watches?”</p> + +<p>I looked up at the clock in the station and, <span class='it'>good +night</span>, then I knew why he and Brent had been +jollying Pee-wee the night before. The dock in +the station was an hour behind my watch.</p> + +<p>“Western time, boys,” Harry said; “set <span class='it'>your</span> +watches back.”</p> + +<p>“And keep still about it when you go back on +the train,” Rossie said, “if you want to see some +fun.”</p> + +<p>“We’ve lost an hour,” Westy said.</p> + +<p>“Don’t you care,” Brent said; “don’t bother +looking for it; we’ll find it coming back.”</p> + +<p>Gee whiz, I had to laugh when I thought of +Pee-wee lying sound asleep in his upper berth with +his trusty boy scout watch under his pillow. When +we went back on the train all the berths except +Pee-wee’s were made into seats. There were only +about a half a dozen passengers besides ourselves +in that car, and Harry went around asking them +all not to mention to Pee-wee about western time.</p> + +<p>I guess it was about a half an hour later the kid +woke up. He was so sleepy that he never thought +about the time till after he had got washed and +dressed, then he came staggering through the car +wanting to know where we were. The rest of +us were all sprawling in the seats and the passengers +were smiling, because I guess they knew +what was coming.</p> + +<p>Harry said, “Sit down here and have some +breakfast, Kid. We thought we wouldn’t bother +you to get up when we stopped in Cleveland. +What time have you got?”</p> + +<p>Pee-wee hauled out his old boy scout turnip +and said, “It’s half past nine.”</p> + +<p>Harry said, “Oh, not quite as bad as that; boy +scouts don’t sleep till half past nine. It’s just—let’s +see—it’s just about half past eight.” Then +he showed his watch to Pee-wee, kind of careless +like.</p> + +<p>By that time we were all crowding around waiting +to see the fun and the passengers were all +looking around and kind of smiling.</p> + +<p>Harry said, “Sit down and eat your breakfast, +Kid, and don’t let that old piece of junk fool you. +What time have you got, Roy?”</p> + +<p>I could hardly keep a straight face, but I said, +“About half past eight.”</p> + +<p>“You see, it’s just as I told you, Kid,” Harry +said. “As soon as you go to sleep those boy +scout watches take advantage of you. I wouldn’t +trust one of them any more than I’d trust a pickpocket. +How about that, Brent?”</p> + +<p>“Oh, I’ve met some pretty honest pickpockets,” +Brent said. “Of course, some of them are +dishonest. But it’s the same as it is in every other +business; some are honest and some are not. I’ve +seen some good, honest, hard working pickpockets. +What time is it, Tom Slade?”</p> + +<p>Gee whiz, I was afraid when Tom took out his +watch, because he usually stands up for Pee-wee, +and I was afraid he’d let him know. But he just +looked at his watch, very sober, and said, “Pretty +nearly twenty minutes of nine.”</p> + +<p>“You all make me sick!” Pee-wee yelled. “You +think you’re smart, don’t you? You all got together +and changed your watches.”</p> + +<p>“This is the same watch I always carried,” +Brent said.</p> + +<p>“I mean you all changed the time,” Pee-wee +shouted; “you think you can put one over on me, +don’t you?”</p> + +<p>“That watch would be all right for a paperweight, +Kid,” Rossie said, “or for an anchor when +you go fishing.”</p> + +<p>“It’s all right to keep time, too,” the kid +shouted.</p> + +<p>“It doesn’t <span class='it'>keep</span> it, it lets it out,” Harry said; +“did you have the cover closed? A whole hour +has sneaked away on you.”</p> + +<p>“Maybe it leaks a little,” Brent said.</p> + +<p>“There may be a short circuit in the minute +hand,” Harry said.</p> + +<p>“That watch is right!” the kid shouted. +“That’s a boy scout watch and it’s guaranteed +for a year.”</p> + +<p>“Well, it’s an hour ahead of the game,” Harry +said. “You ask any one of these gentlemen the +correct time.”</p> + +<p>Oh, boy, I had to laugh. Pee-wee went through +the aisle holding his precious old boy scout watch +in his hand, asking the different passengers what +time it was. Every single one of them took out +his watch and showed the kid how he was an hour +wrong. All of a sudden, in came the conductor +and Harry winked at him and said, “What’s the +correct time, Cap?”</p> + +<p>“Eight thirty-eight,” the conductor said.</p> + +<p>Harry said, “There you are, Kiddo; what have +you got to say now?”</p> + +<p>Gee whiz, the kid didn’t have <span class='it'>anything</span> to say. +He just stood there gaping at his watch and then +staring around and the passengers could hardly +keep straight faces.</p> + +<p>The conductor caught on to the joke and he +winked at Harry and said, “Those toy watches +aren’t expected to keep time.”</p> + +<p>Harry said, “Oh, no, but he’ll have a real watch +when he grows up. He’s young yet. He can take +this one apart and have a lot of fun with the +works.”</p> + +<p>“Somebody set this watch ahead—some of you +fellows did!” Pee-wee shouted. “It was right +last night. It keeps good time. Somebody played +a trick on me! This is a what-do-you-call-it—a +conspiracy. You’re all in it.”</p> + +<p>Just then we passed a station and there was a +clock in a steeple. Harry said, “You don’t claim +that clock in the church steeple is in the conspiracy, +do you? Look at it. <span class='it'>Now</span> what have you got to +say?”</p> + +<p>Then the conductor put his arm over Pee-wee’s +shoulder and he said, “Didn’t you ever hear of +western time, son? The next time you’re traveling +west you just drop an hour at Cleveland station +and you’ll find it waiting there for you when +you come back.”</p> + +<p>“Sure,” I told him; “did you notice that big +box on the platform? That’s where they keep +them. It’s all full of hours.”</p> + +<p>The kid just stood there, staring. I guess he +didn’t know <span class='it'>what</span> to believe.</p> + +<p>“Set your watch back an hour and don’t let them +fool you,” the conductor said, and then he began +laughing.</p> + +<p>“And remember that western time is different +from eastern time,” Rossie said.</p> + +<p>“Oh, sure, everything is different out west,” +Harry put in. “I like the western time better.”</p> + +<p>“Eastern time is good enough for me,” Brent +said; “I always preferred it.”</p> + +<p>“And if you should ever happen to be crossing +the Pacific Ocean on any of your wild adventures, +Kid,” Harry said, “don’t forget to set your +watch back one day when you cross the equator.”</p> + +<p>“If it’s one day I wouldn’t have to set it back at +all,” Pee-wee said. “Three o’clock to-day is the +same as three o’clock yesterday.”</p> + +<p>“It would be better to set it back and be sure,” +Harry said.</p> + +<p>“Oh, yes, safety first,” Brent said; “there might +be a slight difference. One three o’clock might +look like another, but there’s a difference.”</p> + +<p>“How do you know when you cross the equator?” +I asked Harry.</p> + +<p>He said, “You can tell by the bump. Sometimes +the ship just glides over it easily and you can’t tell +at all unless you look.”</p> + +<p>“It’s best to shift gears going over the equator,” +Brent said; “go into second and stay in second till +you get up the hill.”</p> + +<p>“What hill?” Pee-wee wanted to know. “You +make me sick; there aren’t any hills on the ocean.”</p> + +<p>“That’s where you’re wrong,” Rossie Brent +said. “If you go to Coney Island and watch a +ship coming toward you from way out on the +ocean, you see the top of the masts first, don’t +you? Then after a while you see the whole ship. +That’s because it’s coming up hill. See?”</p> + +<p>“You should worry about hills, Kid,” I said; +“go ahead and eat your breakfast.”</p> + +<h1 id='chV'>V—THE CARAVAN</h1> + +<p>I guess by now you must think we’re all crazy; +I should worry. I just thought I’d tell you that +about Pee-wee’s watch because, gee, it had us all +laughing. So already you’ve lost an hour reading +this story; don’t you care.</p> + +<p>Now we didn’t have any more adventures on +that trip. We didn’t do much except eat and, +gee whiz, you wouldn’t call that having adventures. +Late that night we got to Klucksville and +we stayed at the hotel till morning. They have +dandy wheat cakes at that hotel. And +syrup, <span class='it'>mm</span>, <span class='it'>mm</span>! Then we went to the +auto works and the +four cars were all ready for us, because Mr. +Junkum had sent a telegram to say we were +coming.</p> + +<p>Oh, boy, you should have seen that big van, +a regular gypsy wagon. On the outside was +painted,</p> + +<div class='lgc'> <!-- rend='center;' --> +<p class='line' style='text-align:center;'>JOLLY & KIDDER</p> +<p class='line' style='text-align:center;'>THE MAMMOTH STORE</p> +<p class='line' style='text-align:center;'>EVERYTHING FOR THE HOME</p> +</div> <!-- end rend --> + +<p>It was all enclosed and there was an electric +light inside and steps to go up to it and everything. +There were kind of lockers inside too; I +guess they were for small bundles, hey? The +kind that mothers buy and then send back again, +because they don’t fit.</p> + +<p>Gee whiz, there wasn’t much to see in Klucksville. +We could have brought the whole +town home with us in the van if we had +wanted to,—all except the auto works. We +didn’t waste much time there because Harry +wanted to get an early start and go as far as +we could the first day. But anyway, we stopped +long enough in the village to have a man print +a big sign on canvas that we tacked on the van. +It said,</p> + +<div class='lgc'> <!-- rend='center;' --> +<p class='line' style='text-align:center;'>MISSOURI TO NEW YORK</p> +<p class='line' style='text-align:center;'>SHOULD WORRY ABOUT RAILROADS</p> +<p class='line' style='text-align:center;'>BOY SCOUTS ON THE JOB!</p> +<p class='line' style='text-align:center;'>WE WORK WHILE OTHERS LOAF</p> +<p class='line' style='text-align:center;'>BE PREPARED</p> +</div> <!-- end rend --> + +<p>Besides that we bought three straw mattresses +and an oil stove and some canned stuff. We didn’t +need to buy much except food, because we had a +lot of camping stuff along. We got cans of beans +and soup and tuna fish and some egg powder and +Indian meal, because I can make lots of things +with that. Gee whiz, I can’t tell you all the stuff +we bought, but if you watch us you’ll see us eating +it. Believe me, we ate everything except the +straw mattresses. Harry said the Kluck was a +pretty good car for eating up the miles, but believe +me, it hasn’t got anything on us when it comes +to eating.</p> + +<p>Now this is the way we started. First was a +touring car with Tom Slade driving it. He’s +awful sober, kind of. But you can have a lot of +fun with him. He has no use for candy, but he’s +got a lot of sense about other things. I can always +make him laugh—leave it to me. Next came +another touring car with Rossie Bent driving it. +He had a pasteboard sign on his and it said,</p> + +<div class='lgc'> <!-- rend='center;' --> +<p class='line' style='text-align:center;'>WE’RE FROM MISSOURI,</p> +<p class='line' style='text-align:center;'>WE’LL SHOW YOU</p> +</div> <!-- end rend --> + +<p>Next came Brent Gaylong in the other touring +car and he had a pasteboard sign that said,</p> + +<div class='lgc'> <!-- rend='center;' --> +<p class='line'>YOU’RE IN LUCK</p> +<p class='line'>IF YOU GET A KLUCK</p> +<hr style='border:none;border-bottom:1px solid black; width:4em'/> +<p class='line'>FROM THE WOOLLY WEST</p> +<hr style='border:none;border-bottom:1px solid black; width:4em'/> +<p class='line'>BOUND FOR LITTLE OLD NEW YORK;</p> +</div> <!-- end rend --> + +<p>After that came the big van with Harry driving +it.</p> + +<p>Now we fellows were supposed to live in the +van, but we didn’t do much except sleep in it. +Most of the time we were riding in the different +cars. A lot of the time I sat with Tom Slade. +Mostly the Warner twins rode in the car with +Rossie Bent. Charlie Seabury and Westy were in +Brent Gaylong’s car a lot of the time. Will Dawson +got sleepy a lot so he was in the van mostly. +Pee-wee rode in all the different cars at once, but +most of the time in the van, on account of that +being the commissary department. Wherever you +see a commissary department, look for Pee-wee. +Commissary is his middle name. Sometimes he +was up on top of the van dancing around. He’s +awful light on his feet. He came near lighting on +his head a couple of times.</p> + +<p>So now I’m going to tell you about that trip.</p> + +<h1 id='chVI'>VI—STRANDED</h1> + +<p>I guess you’ll say this story is a lot of nonsense, +but anyway, those big fellows were worse +than the rest of us. Harry said it didn’t make +any difference if we were foolish, because even a +dollar hasn’t as much cents as it used to have—that’s +a joke. Anyway Harry had plenty of dollars +that Mr. Junkum gave him for expenses. He +told us the people who were buying the cars paid +part of the money. And anyway, my patrol saved +them some money on account of knowing all about +camping and cooking and all that. Harry said it +was more fun than if we stayed at hotels all the +time. Gee whiz, I hate hotels—hotels and spinach. +But once I went to a peach of a fire when a +hotel burned down. That’s one good thing about +hotels, anyway.</p> + +<p>Now about noontime that day the road crossed +the railroad station at a place called Squash Centre. +It crosses it there every day, I guess, Sundays +and holidays and all. Anyway, it crossed it +there that day. Pee-wee was sitting on the seat beside +Harry and he shouted, “Squash Centre; I +like pumpkin better.” As soon as he saw the word +squash right away he thought about pie.</p> + +<p>There were only about six houses there and +the railroad station. On the platform were a lot +of funny looking people and they had a couple of +big dogs tied by ropes. They had a lot of boxes +and bags and things standing around them on the +platform. Most of the squashes of Squash Centre +were standing around a little way off laughing at +them. The man that was holding the dogs had on +a long black coat and a high hat and he needed to +be shaved. His coat didn’t have any cloth on the +buttons. He had long hair sticking out from under +his hat.</p> + +<p>Harry said, “Well, well, we sure are out west. +Here’s poor old Uncle Tom’s Cabin, bag and +baggage.” Then he called down to the man with +the black coat and said, “How about you, old top? +Stranded?”</p> + +<p>Then all the squashes of Squash Centre set up +a howl.</p> + +<p>The man said, very dignified like, “Thank you, +for your inquiry, young sir, and might I ask if +you came through Jones’ Junction? Are there +any trains running?”</p> + +<p>By that time our whole caravan had stopped +and all the squashes got around and began staring +at us.</p> + +<p>Harry said, “I don’t believe there are any trains +except eastern trains. I don’t believe there’s anything +that stops this side of Indianapolis. How +far are you going? What’s the matter, didn’t you +hit it right among the squashes?”</p> + +<p>The man said, “The squashes are without art +or patriotism. I thank you for your information, +sir. We are both stalled and stranded. We +have neither a train to travel on nor money to +travel on it if we had. Our friends have not welcomed +us as we hoped they would. We have a +promising engagement at Grumpy’s Cross-roads +some hundred miles distant, where we are under +contract with Major Hezekiah Grumpy to give six +performances at the Grand Army reunion there. +Major Grumpy, sir, fought bravely to stamp out +the evil which our play depicts with such pathos.” +That was just the way he talked.</p> + +<p>Harry said, “So they are having a reunion at +Grumpy’s Cross-roads, are they?”</p> + +<p>“A very magnificent affair, sir,” that’s just what +the man said, “and the major has contracted with +us for the presentation of our heart stirring drama +with the view of having the dramatic part of the +celebration appropriate.”</p> + +<p>Geewhiz, it was awful funny to hear him talk.</p> + +<h1 id='chVII'>VII—A GOOD TURN</h1> + +<p>That man’s name was Archibald Abbington, +and he talked dandy, just as if he had learned it +out of a book. One of those other people told us +that his right name was Henry Flynn. I felt +sorry for them, that’s one sure thing. And, oh, +boy, but those were two peachy dogs they had. +The thing those dogs did mostly was to chase +Eliza. Miss Le Farge, she was the one that played +Eliza. They never let anybody feed the dogs except +her, so they’d be sure to chase her.</p> + +<p>Harry said, “Why don’t you let them chase +some of these squashes away? They stand +around gaping just as if they never saw a human +being before. How far is Grumpy’s Cross-roads +anyway?”</p> + +<p>Mr. Abbington said, “It’s a matter of a +hundred miles or thereabout.” Gee, he was crazy +about that word <span class='it'>thereabout</span>. Then he said that +they had a contract with Major Grumpy to give +their first performance the next afternoon at the +Grand Army reunion, but he didn’t know what +they would do because they were stranded.</p> + +<p>Harry was awful nice to him. He said, “Well, +it looks as if you were in a kind of a tight place, +Archy, and I wish we could help you out. We’re +reproducing the good old times, too, as you might +say, with our overland caravan. These are boy +scouts who are taking care of our commissary department +and this is their gallant leader, Roy +Blakeley. How about it, Roy? Do you think we +could squeeze in a good turn, just to vary the monotony? +You’re the boss of that end of the outfit. +It would mean driving all night instead of +stopping to camp as we meant to do. Let’s look +on the map and see where Grumpy’s Cross-roads +is, anyway.”</p> + +<p>I said, “The more the merrier; I don’t care +where it is or how long it takes us to get there. +We’ll take you. That’s our middle name, doing +good turns.”</p> + +<p>“We give shows ourselves sometimes,” Pee-wee +said. “We have a movie apparatus and we give +movie shows. But one thing, we’ve never been +stranded.”</p> + +<p>Brent said in that funny way of his, “But we +hope to be, sometime; we can’t expect to have +everything at once.”</p> + +<p>Mr. Abbington said, awful dignified like, “We +have been stranded many times, sir. I can assure +you it is not pleasant, especially when one of our +company is ill.”</p> + +<p>Gee whiz, I could see plain enough that one of +them wasn’t feeling good; that was the one they +called Miss De Voil—she played Topsy. Maybe +the squashes disagreed with her, hey?</p> + +<p>Harry said, “Well, it’s up to you kids, Roy. +Grumpy’s Cross-roads is east, so it isn’t exactly out +of our way, only we’ll have to hit into a pretty +punk road and there’ll be no sleeping around the +camp-fire to-night. What do you say?”</p> + +<p>Mr. Abbington and all the rest of those people +looked at us kids awful anxious, sort of. Gee, it +made me feel sorry for them. All of a sudden +Pee-wee piped up. He said, “Camp-fires aren’t +the principal things in scouting; good turns come +first. Anyway, once I heard that actors always +help each other and maybe, kind of, you might say +we’re actors, because sometimes we give shows.”</p> + +<p>Mr. Abbington said, “I am delighted to hear +that, my young friend. Let me ask you what you +have played.”</p> + +<p>“He plays the harmonica when nobody stops +him,” Westy said.</p> + +<p>I said, “Oh, sure, he’s a peachy actor; he plays +dominoes and tennis and tiddle-de-winks. The +most stirring part he ever plays is when he stirs +his coffee.”</p> + +<p>Miss Le Farge said to another one of those +ladies, “Oh, isn’t he just too cute?”</p> + +<p>So then we helped them get all their stuff into +the van. They had a tent and a lot of other +things. Harry whispered to me that he guessed +they hadn’t had any supper and he said he was +afraid if we didn’t give them something to eat the +man that played the slave driver wouldn’t have +strength enough to whip Uncle Tom the next afternoon. +Brent said maybe even Uncle Tom wouldn’t +have strength enough to stand up and be whipped. +He said, “We’d better feed them up.”</p> + +<p>So we made a fire in the grove right alongside +the road so as not to interfere with Miss De Voil, +who was lying on one of the mattresses in the van. +We told the ladies that they could have the van +all to themselves that night so they could get good +and rested. I fried some bacon for them and +heated some beans and we got water out of the +railroad station.</p> + +<p>Gee whiz, the water was the only thing about +that railroad that was running.</p> + +<h1 id='chVIII'>VIII—GRUMPY</h1> + +<p>We ran the cars all that night so as to get those +people to Grumpy’s Cross-roads in the morning. +The ladies slept in the van, all except one; she was +the one that played Aunt Ophelia. In the play +she had to be strict, like a school teacher kind of, +with Topsy. But when she wasn’t in the play she +was awful nice. She sat up all night in Rossie +Bent’s car, because she said she liked the fresh +air. Mr. Abbington and Harry sat together outside +the van. I didn’t get sleepy much. The rest +of the fellows sprawled in Tom Slade’s car and +Brent Gaylong’s car, and were dead to the world. +It was nice traveling in the night only we had to +go slow. We went across a kind of a prairie and +every once in a while we came to farms. It was +dandy to see the sun come up in the morning.</p> + +<p>About five o’clock we came to a village and we +asked a man how far it was to Grumpy’s Crossroads. +He must have got up before breakfast, +that man. He said it was about thirty-five miles, +but that we’d have to go very slow on account of +the road being all stones. We had to drive those +cars easy, because they were supposed to be delivered +new.</p> + +<p>The man said, “If you’re bound east why didn’t +you hit the south road and cut out Grumpy’s Crossroads +altogether?”</p> + +<p>Harry said, “Because these people have to appear +at the Grand Army reunion at Grumpy’s +Cross-roads this afternoon and we’ve got to get +them there.”</p> + +<p>The man said, “If that’s all you’re going to the +Cross-roads for, you might as well take the south +road. Bill Thorpe, he was t’the Cross-roads yesterday +en’ he said th’ Uncle Tom’s Cabin show +was called off on ’count of thar bein’ no trains +runnin’. He said ole Major Grumpy was tearin’ +’is hair like a wild Injun at th’ railroad +unions.”</p> + +<p>Harry said, “Is that so? Well, I hope he won’t +have his hair all pulled out by 2 P. M. Do you +suppose old Grump ever heard of the Boy Scouts +of America?”</p> + +<p>“I’ll tell him all about them!” Pee-wee shouted. +“You just leave it to me.”</p> + +<p>The man was smoking a pipe and it kind of +smelled like a forest fire. It smelled like a forest +fire and a gas engine put together, kind of. He +laid his pipe down on the step of the van so we’d +know that what he was going to say was very +serious.</p> + +<p>He said, “You take my advice en’ daon’t mention +no scaout boys t’the major; it’s like wavin’ a +red flag before a bull as yer might say.”</p> + +<p>“Doesn’t like ’em, hey?” Harry said.</p> + +<p>“Hates ’em,” the man said.</p> + +<p>“Eats ’em alive, I suppose,” Brent said.</p> + +<p>“He’d eat ’em raw, only he ain’t got teeth +enough,” the man said.</p> + +<p>Brent said in that funny way he has, “Well, I +guess that settles it, we’ll hit the trail for the +Cross-roads; I kind of like old Grump already. I +have a kind of a hunch he’ll put some pep into +this Lewis & Clarke expedition. All we needed to +make our joy complete was somebody to try to +foil us.”</p> + +<p>“Cracky, I hope he tries to foil us,” Pee-wee +piped up.</p> + +<p>“Is he a villain?” Brent wanted to know.</p> + +<p>“Wall, he ain’t just exactly what you might call +a villain,” the man said, very serious.</p> + +<p>Brent said, “Oh, that’s too bad. We haven’t +got a villain for our story yet. I suppose we’ll +have to advertise when we hit into Indianapolis. +‘Wanted, willing and industrious villain; one with +some experience preferred; good chance for advancement; +duties, being foiled by the Boy Scouts +of America.’”</p> + +<p>The man said, “Guess you’re a kind of a comic, +hey?”</p> + +<p>“What’s the trouble between old Grump and +the kids, anyway?” Harry asked him.</p> + +<p>The man said, “Wall, naow, I’ll tell you. Th’ +major’s an old Civil War man en’ he’s a great +stickler on military training for boys; ain’t got no +use for studyin’ natur’ en’ all that kind o’ thing. +He’s daft abaout the Civil War, en’ he’s jest +abaout th’ biggest old grouch this side o’ th’ Missippi +River. This here reunion o’ his, every +three years, is the pet uv his heart, as th’ feller +says. He has th’ poor ole veterans limpin’ in +from miles araound fillin’ ’em up with rations en’ +givin’ ’em shows. He’s got money enough so’s +ter make the United States Treasury look like a +poor relation; and <span class='it'>stingy</span>!”</p> + +<p>“That sounds fine,” Brent said; “we’ll have +him eating out of our hands; we’ll have him so he +comes when we call him. First I was in hopes +we might fall in with some train robbers——”</p> + +<p>“Gee, it isn’t too late yet!” Pee-wee shouted.</p> + +<p>“But a ferocious old major is good enough,” +Brent said; “we can’t expect to have everything. +You’re positive about his hating the Boy Scouts, +are you?” he asked the man. “Because we +shouldn’t want to count on that and then be disappointed. +It’s pretty hard when you think you’ve +found a regular scoundrel and then find that you’re +deceived. Are you willing to guarantee him?”</p> + +<p>“Wall, I wouldn’ say exactly as he’s a <span class='it'>villain</span>,” +the man said; “but he’s a ole wild beast, so +everybuddy says, en’ I’m tellin’ yer not to wave no +red flag in front uv him with a lot uv this scaout +boy nonsense. ’Cause he ain’t in the humor, see?”</p> + +<p>Harry said, “Do you know, Brent, I think the +old codger will do first rate.”</p> + +<p>“Oh, he’ll do,” Brent said; “of course, it isn’t +like finding a pirate, or a counterfeiter, or an outlaw——”</p> + +<p>“You make me tired!” Pee-wee yelled. “If +Roy’s going to write all this stuff up, we have to +have an old grouch, so as we can convert him sort +of, don’t we, and then +he’ll—then he’ll—what-d’ye-call-it—he’ll +donate a lot of money and say +the boy scouts are all right. I’ll manage him, you +leave him to me.”</p> + +<p>Brent said, “You don’t happen to know if he +has a gold-haired daughter, do you?”</p> + +<p>Gee whiz, I guess that man thought we were +crazy—I should worry. Even the Uncle Tom’s +Cabin people were laughing.</p> + +<p>Brent said, “Because if our young hero could +only rescue old Grump’s gold-haired daughter +from kidnappers, perhaps old Grump would come +across with a real watch that keeps time as a reward +for our young hero’s bravery. I think we’ll +have to try our hand with old Grump.”</p> + +<p>“Are you—are you <span class='it'>sure</span> he’s mad at the +scouts?” Pee-wee wanted to know.</p> + +<p>“Tell us the worst,” Harry said.</p> + +<div class='imgcenter '> +<img src='images/illus-f058.jpg' alt='' /> +<p class='caption'>THE BLOODHOUND BEGAN SNIFFING THE FOOTPRINT.</p> +</div> + +<h1 id='chIX'>CHAPTER IX—MILITARY PLANS</h1> + +<p>The man put one foot up on the step of the van +and said, “Wall, yer see he owns the Fair +Grounds. Thar was a crew uv these here scout +kids camping over in the grove to one side of it, +and not doin’ no manner of harm, I reckon.”</p> + +<p>“That’s one good thing about us, we never do +any harm,” Pee-wee piped up.</p> + +<p>“Wherever they camp the violets spring up,” +Rossie said.</p> + +<p>“Sure, and dandelions and four-leaf clovers, +too,” the kid shouted.</p> + +<p>The man said, “Wall, naow, them kids wasn’ +doin’ no manner uv harm, just cookin’ and +eatin’——”</p> + +<p>“Gee whiz, they have to do that!” Pee-wee told +him. “That’s one thing about scouts, they always +eat.”</p> + +<p>“Most always,” Harry said.</p> + +<p>“En’ nothin’ would do but he must chase ’em +off,” the man said. “Some uv them men who wuz +interested in the kids made a rumpus about it, but +it weren’t no good; old Grump said off they must +go, and off they went. I wuz sorry ter see it too, +hanged if I weren’t, because they’re a bright, +clever lot, them youngsters. Oft times when I’d +go inter th’ Cross-roads with my old mare marketin’, +there they’d be in th’ grove right alongside +th’ road, sprawlin’ about and onct, when I come +away abaout five o’clock in the mornin’, thar they +were en’ give my old mare a drink out uv th’ +spring.”</p> + +<p>“Up early, hey?” Harry said.</p> + +<p>“Naow, haow is them kids goin’ ter hinder th’ +reunion? That’s what I say. Poked away off in +th’ grove right on ter th’ end of the grounds. But +the ole major, he says they was nuthin’ but a lot +uv loafers; wanted to know what good they ever +done. Why, Lor’ bless me, if he’d a made friends +with ’em they might uv helped in the reunion, +mightn’t they?... Wall, I guess he wuz all +piffed abaout the show not bein’ able to get there. +Trams east of th’ Cross-roads is runnin’ all right, +but out this way thar ain’t been a wheel movin’ in +a week, ’cept express trains from the east. If I +was you fellers I wouldn’ go a couple of dozen +miles out of my way over a pile of rocks what they +call by the name of a road, I wouldn’, jus ter do a +favor for an old grizzly bear, I wouldn’. Not +me.”</p> + +<p>Gee whiz, Mr. Abbington looked kind of anxious, +because Harry just sat there on the seat +whistling to himself as if he were thinking. The +rest of us were all standing around.</p> + +<p>Brent said, “Well, as long as old Grump is a +stickler on military training, what do you say we +take Grumpy’s Cross-roads right under his very +nose? We’ll make our approach from the west, +with our dry-goods delivery van and three five-passenger +touring cars. General Harris will have +charge of the Commissary. First, the signal corps +will communicate with the boy scouts of Grumpy’s +Cross-roads and advise them that reenforcements +are on the way—in a dry-goods van and three +touring cars. The grove on the edge of the +parade grounds will be in our hands before night. +We’ll have the Civil War veterans down on their +knees begging for an armistice.”</p> + +<p>“Yes, and maybe—maybe—old Major Grumpy +will have to go and live in a castle in Holland, +hey?” Pee-wee yelled.</p> + +<p>Honest, isn’t that kid a scream?</p> + +<h1 id='chX'>X—THE SIGNAL CORPS AT WORK</h1> + +<p>First, Harry asked if the telegraph office was +open, but it wasn’t open. The reason was, because +there wasn’t any there. If that place had +been a little smaller we might have run over it +without seeing it and punctured one of our tires.</p> + +<p>Then Brent said, “Well then, you don’t happen +to have a nice hill handy, do you? We’ll return +it in good condition when we get through with +it.”</p> + +<p>They didn’t happen to have any hills in that +village—they were out of most everything. Brent +said he guessed hills were hard to get. So we +started off again and hit into the road that went +to Grumpy’s Cross-roads. Gee whiz, if Major +Grumpy’s temper was anything like that road, +<span class='it'>good night</span>! That was what we all said. But +we should worry about the road as long as we +had all our plans made. Harry said the Kluck +car could eat up the miles all right, but, oh, Sister +Anne, if one of them tried eating the miles on that +road it would have indigestion, all right. Even +Pee-wee couldn’t have eaten those.</p> + +<p>After we had gone maybe about nine or ten +miles we came to a dandy; it was a kind of a young +mountain. Now, on the way along, we had been +making up a message that we would send by +smudge signal, because we thought that if those +other scouts got it, it would be a feather in their +cap and we were thinking about them more than +we were about ourselves. Because a scout is +brother to every other scout, see?</p> + +<p>So this is the smudge signal that we decided to +send, and, <span class='it'>good night</span>, little we knew what it would +lead to. Pretty soon you’ll see the plot beginning +to get thicker.</p> + +<div class='literal-container'><div class='literal'> <!-- rend='block;' --> +<p class='line'>Uncle Tom show will be given as announced.</p> +<p class='line'>Deny rumors to contrary.</p> +<p class='line'> </p> +<p class='line' style='text-align:right;margin-right:0em;'>Boy Scouts of America.</p> +</div></div> <!-- end rend --> + +<p>Brent said, “If those kids are up as early as old +what’s-his-name said they were, they ought to see +a smudge signal up on the top of a hill like this, +and they can notify old Grump. Then later we’ll +give him the knockout blow. He’ll look like a +pancake when we get through with him.”</p> + +<p>That started Pee-wee off—the word pancake. +“We’ll go riding into the village, and we’ll kind +of have our clothes torn, and we’ll look all what-d’ye-call-it—weary +and footsore—and we’ll have +all the Uncle Tom’s Cabin company sitting in the +touring cars,” he said, “and we’ll have a big sign +that says <span class='it'>Boy Scouts on the Job</span>, hey? And +maybe we’ll give a parade.”</p> + +<p>Harry said, “Well, the best thing for us to do +now is to parade up this hill and send the message. +You see, although assaults are usually made unknown +to the enemy, in this case we’ll make a big +hit if we start some propaganda along ahead of +us. It pays to advertise, as Jolly & Kidder would +say.”</p> + +<p>Now it was a pretty steep climb up to the top +of that hill, all woods and jungle. We left the +cars down on the road and most of the actor people +stayed in them, because they were tired and +sleepy. Westy stayed down there so as to cook +them some breakfast.</p> + +<p>For quite a long distance up that hill we went +through thick woods, then we came out into an +open place where we could look down and see the +road. The autos looked small down there. We +could see a little thin line of smoke going up where +Westy was starting a fire. The sun was getting +brighter and it made Jolly & Kidder’s van look +all shiny on account of the bright paint on it. It +seemed funny to see a department store car away +out there in that lonesome country.</p> + +<p>Pretty soon we got into more woods and Harry +said he guessed there must be a trail. But we +couldn’t find any.</p> + +<p>He said, “This is a forsaken wilderness up +here.”</p> + +<p>“I bet the foot of white man never trod it,” +Pee-wee said; “I bet it’s unknown to civilization +up here.”</p> + +<p>“Well, I guess we’re not likely to bunk into any +movie shows,” Brent said.</p> + +<p>Jiminetty, but it was some wild place, all right. +We had to go single file and tear away the brush +so that we could get through. Tom Slade went +ahead, because he can find a trail if there is one, +and even if there isn’t he always knows how to +go. The farther up we went, the worse it got. +We couldn’t see the road at all on account of the +thick woods below us. Gee, it was so still up there +that it was sort of spooky.</p> + +<p>“I guess no white man ever trod this solemn +wilderness before, as our young friend Scout Harris +observed,” Harry said; “it gets worser and +worser.”</p> + +<p>Just then Tom Slade stopped and we all stopped +in his path. In about a jiffy he was down on the +ground. Gee whiz, I knew what that meant, for +I knew Tom Slade.</p> + +<p>“It’s a footprint,” he said.</p> + +<p>Just then we heard a sound right near us, just +like branches crackling, and in a couple of seconds +one of those bloodhounds from the Uncle Tom’s +Cabin show came dashing up through the bushes. +He pushed Tom Slade right out of the way and +began sniffing that footprint. He was so excited +that he didn’t notice us.</p> + +<h1 id='chXI'>XI—A MYSTERIOUS FOOTPRINT</h1> + +<p>First it seemed kind of as if that bloodhound +was just scooping; that means using something +that another scout has found. If I should find a +robin’s nest and then another scout should stalk +there, that would be scooping. Gee whiz, that’s +a mean thing to do. Up at Temple Camp a scout +will get himself disliked for doing that. But it’s +all right to stalk the cooking-shack. Pee-wee +thinks he’s the only one who has a right to hang +out there—I should worry.</p> + +<p>Anyway that has nothing to do with the bloodhound. +Tom got out of his way, and we all stood +about while the dog sniffed around the footprint, +awful excited like. There wasn’t another footprint +anywhere in sight.</p> + +<p>Brent said in that funny way of his, “Well, I +guess we’re up against the real thing at last. I +guess old Snoozer here is on the track of Eliza. +Listen and maybe we’ll hear her baby crying. She +always carries a baby with her when she puts one +over on the bloodhounds, doesn’t she?”</p> + +<p>“You’re crazy!” Pee-wee shouted; “she always +crosses the ice. Didn’t you see that big roll of +canvas they’ve got? That’s got ice painted on +it. They spread that on the stage and she runs +across it with har—what-d’ye-call-it—her infant +child.”</p> + +<p>“Her which?” Harry said.</p> + +<p>“I think she takes a thermos bottle, too, and +an aluminum cooking set,” Brent said.</p> + +<p>Harry said, “Well, anyway, she has given old +Snoozer the slip this time.”</p> + +<p>“That’s a man’s footprint,” Pee-wee said; +“there’s a mystery up here.”</p> + +<p>“Let’s see it,” Rossie Bent said; “where is it?”</p> + +<p>“You make me sick!” the kid shouted. “How +can you <span class='it'>see</span> a mystery?”</p> + +<p>“You smell it, according to Snoozer,” Harry +said; “this dog will have a fit in a minute.”</p> + +<p>By that time the dog was pushing every which +way in among the bushes and every few seconds +coming back to the footprint.</p> + +<p>“He seems to be kind of rattled.” That’s what +Harry said.</p> + +<p>Pretty soon the dog went running through the +bushes out into a big open space that was just +about on the top of the mountain. We found out +afterward that that was why the mountain was +named Bald Head. Gee whiz, he seemed rattled. +He’d stop for a couple of seconds and look all +around, then start off all of a sudden, then stop +again.</p> + +<p>Brent said, “Eliza’s got his goat this time. +Look at old Tomasso there; he’s mad because +Snoozer took his job.”</p> + +<p>I looked at Tom Slade (because that’s whom +he meant) and I saw that he was kind of picking +among the bushes over to one side of the big open +space. So I went over to where he was and I +said, “Tom, what do you think about it? I always +thought a bloodhound could follow any trail. +That’s a fresh footprint too, isn’t it? But maybe +that dog isn’t a real bloodhound, hey?”</p> + +<p>Tom said, “He’s a real bloodhound, all right, +but I don’t think he’ll find anything.”</p> + +<p>I said, “Well, how about that footprint then? +It was a fresh one. He ought to be able to follow +that scent. Gee whiz, I never saw a dog act so +funny. He’s all rattled and he doesn’t know which +way to go.”</p> + +<p>Tom didn’t say anything, only he looked over +to the open space where the rest of the fellows +were watching the dog. By that time the dog was +running around and barking, half crazy.</p> + +<p>“Eliza fell through the ice,” Brent called over +to us.</p> + +<p>Harry shouted, “She was very poor, she didn’t +even have a scent. Snoozer’s going to have a +nervous collapse in a minute; he’ll require first +aid.”</p> + +<p>I said to Tom, “Well, somebody was up here, +that’s sure. That’s a new footprint we found. +It’s plaguey funny that a bloodhound can’t follow +that trail; I always thought a bloodhound——”</p> + +<p>“A bloodhound isn’t a scout,” Tom said, kind +of sober like, in that way he has; “he followed the +trail as far as he could, I suppose. Look around +here; don’t you see anything?”</p> + +<p>That’s the way it has always been with Tom +Slade ever since he got back from the war. In +scouting, he would never do anything himself, but +just give us fellows a hint that would start us off. +“If you make as good use of your eyes as he makes +of his nose, you ought to be able to discover +something.” That’s what he said.</p> + +<p>So then I looked all around, and sure enough +I could see that the bushes were broken up toward +the top and, <span class='it'>good night</span>, on one of them +was hanging a little piece of rag.</p> + +<p>“Some one has been through here,” I said, all +excited; “why doesn’t the dog come over here? +The trail leads over this way.”</p> + +<p>Then I began whistling for the dog and calling +to the fellows that we had the trail, and they all +started over except the dog. He wouldn’t follow +them or pay any attention to their whistling +and calling, only stayed right where he was running +around as if he had a fit.</p> + +<p>Before the fellows reached the place where we +were Tom said kind of low, “Don’t fly off the +handle, kid; there are some bushes broken here +and a rag. Now what does that mean?”</p> + +<p>“It means the trail runs through here,” I said; +“and that crazy fool of an Uncle Tom’s Cabin +dog can’t follow the scent across that bare place. +He’s just an actor, that’s all that bloodhound is. +All he’s good for is chasing Eliza.”</p> + +<p>Tom just took the rag from me and looked at +it. “Well then, if the trail runs through here, +where are the footprints?” he asked me.</p> + +<p>“And the dog doesn’t seem to think it’s worth +bothering about,” he said.</p> + +<p>“You admit somebody went through here?” I +shouted at him.</p> + +<p>“Oh, somebody went through here, all right,” +he said.</p> + +<p>“And didn’t leave any footprints and didn’t +leave any scent,” I came back at him.</p> + +<p>“Only a rag,” he said.</p> + +<p>By that time the fellows had reached the place +where we were. “What’s the big idea?” Harry +said. “What have you got there?”</p> + +<p>Brent said, “As I <span class='it'>live</span>, it’s a piece of Eliza’s +dress. The plot grows thicker.”</p> + +<p>“There isn’t a footprint here,” I told them.</p> + +<p>“She must have slid on the ice,” Brent said.</p> + +<p>“I’m going to drag that dog over here by the +collar,” Rossie spoke up.</p> + +<p>“It’s a mystery,” Pee-wee shouted; “it’s a deep, +dark mystery. We’ve got to solve it—I mean +penetrate it.”</p> + +<p>Gee whiz, that kid was more excited than the +dog.</p> + +<h1 id='chXII'>XII—A DISCOVERY</h1> + +<p>We all just stood there not knowing what to +think. I could tell that Tom Slade had some kind +of an idea, but you never catch that fellow shouting +out about anything till he’s sure. Even when +he was a tenderfoot in the troop he was that way.</p> + +<p>It seemed mighty funny that we should find +just one footprint in those bushes, but maybe +there weren’t any more across that open space +because it was hard and rocky. Anyway, the +scent led out into that open space, that was sure. +Then on the opposite side of the open space the +bushes were broken and there was a rag hanging +to one of them. Yet we couldn’t get that dog +to go all the way across and take up the scent +where we found the rag. That was the funny +thing. It was funny that there weren’t any footprints +under those bushes where the rag was hanging, +too. Believe <span class='it'>me</span>, Pee-wee was right, it was +a mystery.</p> + +<p>Pretty soon the dog began following the scent +back and Will Dawson went after him. In about +ten minutes he came up again and said that the +dog had followed it as far as a brook where there +was a willow tree. He said the dog got rattled +there just the same as he did on the summit. So +he studied the place carefully and saw that there +was a branch of the tree that stuck out over the +water and he swung himself across and then back +again by that. So he decided that was probably +what the man had done on his way up the mountain. +So you see that trail was cut in two places.</p> + +<p>Will said that he left the dog poking around at +the edge of the stream. And that was the last we +saw of the dog till we got back to our caravan. +Then we saw that he was under the van asleep. +He was resting up so he could chase Eliza in the +afternoon, that’s what Brent said. He chased +Eliza twice every day, that bloodhound did.</p> + +<p>Harry said, “Well, as Scout Harris says, it’s a +mystery. Somebody was up here before us, that’s +sure. There’s no use trying to dope it out, I suppose. +Let’s send the signal. Our friends down +below will think we’re lost.”</p> + +<p>All the while Tom Slade was sort of wandering +around that rocky open space on the top of +the mountain. A couple of times he looked over +to where we were as if he was kind of thinking. +Most of the time he looked at the ground and +the flat rocks. I knew he had some idea in his +head, all right.</p> + +<p>Pretty soon he came strolling over and said +sort of offhand like, “Let’s follow these broken +bushes in a ways.”</p> + +<p>“Nobody went through here, Tom,” Rossie +said; “if they had there’d be footprints. Let’s +get busy with the smudge signal.”</p> + +<p>“It’ll only take a minute,” Tom said.</p> + +<p>“Every minute is precious, Tommy boy,” Harry +told him.</p> + +<p>“Sure, let’s go in,” Brent said; “I’m for adventure +every time. You never can tell; come +ahead.”</p> + +<p>So we all followed Tom in. The brush was +awful thick and I kept tearing it apart down near +the ground, hunting for footprints, but I couldn’t +find a single one. The brush wasn’t even broken +above, either, after we had gone a few feet and +Tom just pushed around without any signs to go +by, all the while squinting his eyes into the bushes +and poking the underbrush with his feet.</p> + +<p>Pretty soon, <span class='it'>good night</span>, Pee-wee gave a shout. +“<span class='it'>I see it! I see it!</span>” he yelled. “The mystery is +solved! I know why there isn’t any man’s footprint +here. It was an <span class='it'>animal</span> that came through! +There he is now—it’s a <span class='it'>zebra</span>!”</p> + +<p>“A which?” Harry said.</p> + +<p>“It’s got stripes—wide stripes,” the kid +shouted. “Look there! See it? It’s a zebra! +Don’t you know a zebra?”</p> + +<p>Brent said, “I wouldn’t know one if I met him +in the street.”</p> + +<p>By that time Tom had gone ahead of us and +hauled something out of the bushes. It wasn’t +a zebra, but it had stripes all right—it was light +colored and it had wide, dark stripes. I bet you +can’t guess what it was, either.</p> + +<p>It was a suit of convicts’ clothes.</p> + +<h1 id='chXIII'>CHAPTER XIII—TOM SLADE, SCOUT</h1> + +<p>“Didn’t I tell you it had stripes?” Pee-wee +shouted. “Wasn’t I right? Now you see! A +scout is observant.”</p> + +<p>“If he sees a suit of clothes he thinks it’s a +zebra,” Charlie Seabury said.</p> + +<p>Harry said, “Well, you weren’t so far wrong, +Kiddo. The stripes weren’t on an animal; they +were on a jail bird. I’d like to know where he +flew away to. This is getting interesting. I knew +that clothing was very high, but I didn’t think we’d +find a suit as far up as this.”</p> + +<p>“Maybe he was a murderer, hey?” Pee-wee +whispered.</p> + +<p>“We can only hope,” Brent said in that funny +way. Then he said, “I’ve always felt that I’d +like to be a murderer. I thought I was a real +convict when I was held in jail three hours after +speeding in my flivver. But when I look at this +striped suit, I realize that after all I didn’t amount +to much as a criminal. Let’s take a squint at +those clothes, will you? It’s always been the dream +of my young life to escape from jail by using a +hair-pin or a manicure file or some kind of acid. +I wonder how this fellow escaped.”</p> + +<p>“I bet he escaped in the dead of night,” Pee-wee +said.</p> + +<p>“The question is, where is he?” Harry said.</p> + +<p>“He went away in an airplane,” Tom Slade +said, awful sober like, just as if Brent hadn’t +been joking at all.</p> + +<p><span class='it'>Good night</span>, we all just stood there stark still, +looking at him.</p> + +<p>“What makes you think that?” Rossie wanted +to know.</p> + +<p>“No one laid that suit of clothes here,” Tom +said; “it was <span class='it'>dropped</span> here. There aren’t any +footprints. Out there in the flat part there are +wheel marks from an airplane. I saw enough of +those marks in France to know what they mean.”</p> + +<p>“Tomasso Nobody Holmes, the boy detective!” +I shouted.</p> + +<p>“The airplane grazed the bushes when it went +up,” he said; “that’s why some twigs are broken +off. And part of one of the wings of the machine +was torn, too. That’s because the airman +didn’t have space enough to get away in. He +took a big chance when he landed up here, that +fellow.”</p> + +<p>Harry just stood there drumming his fingers +on one of the bushes and looking all around him +and kind of thinking. Then he said, “What’s +your idea, Tommy boy? Do you think a convict +escaped and made his way up to the top of this +jungle and that the airman alighted here for him +by appointment?”</p> + +<p>“The dog followed the scent out into the open, +to the place where the wheel tracks are,” Tom +said. “That’s where the man—that convict—got +in. They didn’t have open space enough to start +from there and they grazed the bushes. I guess +it was pretty risky, the whole business. Anyway, +they chucked the convict clothes out. This piece +of silk is waxed; it’s part of the wing of a machine, +all right.”</p> + +<p>“Tomasso, you’re a wonder,” Rossie said; “no +dog could follow a trail in the air.”</p> + +<p>“There’s often a scent in the breeze,” Brent +said.</p> + +<p>“Didn’t I tell you it was a mystery?” Pee-wee +shouted. “Didn’t I tell you it was a dark plot? +As soon as I saw those clothes——”</p> + +<p>“You thought they were a zebra,” Ralph Warner +said; “a scout knows all the different kinds +of animals.”</p> + +<p>“You make me sick!” the kid shouted. “A +convict is better than a zebra, isn’t he?”</p> + +<p>“That’s a fine argument,” I told him.</p> + +<p>“It’s logic,” the kid shouted.</p> + +<p>“Well, let’s not complain,” Brent said; “a zebra +would be a novelty, but a convict is not to be +despised. We should be thankful for the convict, +even though he isn’t here.”</p> + +<p>“That’s the best part of it,” the kid shouted; +“that makes the mystery. We’ve got to find him.”</p> + +<p>We didn’t bother any more about the mystery +then, because we wanted to send the signal and +get started again, but you’ll see how that mystery +popped up again and confounded us; I guess +you know what <span class='it'>confounded</span> means, all right. It +means the same as <span class='it'>baffled</span>, only I didn’t know +whether <span class='it'>baffled</span> has two f’s in it or not. But, gee +whiz, I used it anyway—I should worry.</p> + +<p>So now while our friends are waiting for us +down on the road (I got this sentence from Pee-wee), +I’ll tell you about sending that signal. +Signals are my middle name—signals and geography. +But the thing I like best about school is +lunch hour. I’m crazy about boating, too.</p> + +<h1 id='chXIV'>XIV—PEE-WEE’S GOAT</h1> + +<p>That fellow, Harry Domicile, he’s crazy. He +said, “If you like signals so much I don’t see why +you send them. Why don’t you keep them?”</p> + +<p>Will Dawson said, “It isn’t the signal we send, +it’s a message; we send a message by a signal. +See?”</p> + +<p>Harry said, “But if it’s a good message why +should you want to send it away? Why don’t +you keep it? If it’s worth anything what’s the +use of getting rid of it? A scout should not be +wasteful.” Then he winked at Brent Gaylong.</p> + +<p>Oh, boy, you should have seen Pee-wee. He +shouted, “You’re crazy! Suppose I keep some-thing—suppose +I keep——”</p> + +<p>Rossie said, “Suppose you keep silence.”</p> + +<p>“That shows how much you know about logic!” +the kid yelled. “How can I keep silence——”</p> + +<p>By that time we were all laughing, except +Harry. He had the paper with the message written +on it and he said, very sober like, “Well, if +this message is any good at all I don’t see why +we don’t keep it; it might come in useful.”</p> + +<p>Pee-wee shouted, “A message is no good at +all—even the most important message in the world +is no good to the fellow that makes it——”</p> + +<p>Brent said, “Then he’s just wasting his time +making it. Before we send this message we’d +better talk it over. If it’s any good we’ll keep +it.”</p> + +<p>Gee whiz, you should have seen our young hero; +I thought he’d jump off the mountain. He yelled, +“Do you know what logic is? You get that in +the third grade. My uncle knows a man that’s +a lawyer and he says—besides—anyway, do you +mean to tell me——”</p> + +<p>Harry said, “Go on.”</p> + +<p>Brent said, “Proceed; we follow you.”</p> + +<p>“Suppose I had a piece of pie,” the kid yelled. +“If it was good I’d eat it, wouldn’t I?”</p> + +<p>Brent said, “That isn’t logic.”</p> + +<p>“Sure it’s logic!” Pee-wee shouted. “The better +it is the more I’d get rid of, wouldn’t I?”</p> + +<p>“Thou never spakest a truer word,” I told him.</p> + +<p>“And it’s the same with messages,” he said.</p> + +<p>I said, “<span class='it'>Good night</span>, you don’t want to eat it, +do you?”</p> + +<p>Harry said, “Well, if he doesn’t want to eat it, +what’s the use of chewing it over? Let’s send +it.”</p> + +<p>I bet you think we’re all crazy, hey? I should +worry.</p> + +<p>So then we gathered a lot of twigs and started +a fire about in the middle of that open space. +While we were doing that, Charlie Seabury and +Ralph Warner got some dead grass and brush +and took it down to the brook and got it good +and wet. Then they squeezed the water all out +of it so it was kind of damp and muggy like. It +has to be just like that if you want to send a +smudge message. Maybe you don’t know exactly +what a smudge signal is because maybe you think +that a smudge is just a dirt streak on your face—I +don’t mean on yours but on Pee-wee’s. That’s +Pee-wee’s trade mark—a smudge on his face. +Usually it’s the shape of a comet and it makes you +think of a comet, because he’s got six freckles on +his cheek that are like the big dipper. And his +face is round like the moon, too, but, gee williger, +I hate astronomy. But I’d like to go to Mars +just the same.</p> + +<p>Anyway this is the way you send a smudge +signal. When you get the fire started good and +strong you kind of shovel it into a tin can, but +if you haven’t got any tin can, you don’t. Scouts +are supposed to be able to do without things. We +should worry about tin cans. Brent Gaylong has +a tin can on wheels—that’s a Ford. My father +says it’s better to own a Ford than a can’t afford. +Anyway my sister says I ought to stick to my subject. +Gee whiz, she must think I’m a piece of +fly paper.</p> + +<h1 id='chXV'>CHAPTER XV—THE MESSAGE</h1> + +<p>The reason that I ended that chapter was because +I had to go to supper. So now I’ll tell you +about the signal. If we had only had a tin can +with some kind of a cover to lay over it, it would +have been easy. But we hadn’t any so this is the +way we did. After the fire was burning up we +piled some of the damp grass and stuff on top of +it and that made a smudge that went way up in +the air. I guess any one could see that smudge +maybe fifty miles, especially on account of it being +up on the top of a mountain.</p> + +<p>I said, “All we need now is a cloth or something +to spread over it so we can divide the letters.” +Because you know we use the Morse code.</p> + +<p>So Brent said we could have his mackinaw jacket +and he sent Pee-wee down to the brook to soak it +in the water so that it wouldn’t catch fire. That +was the beginning of Brent Gaylong’s bad luck. +Crinkums, that fellow must have been born on a +Friday—anyway, he was born on a Friday that +day, I guess. But one good thing about Friday, +it’s the day before Saturday. That’s why there +are fifty-two Good Fridays.</p> + +<p>So then we sent the message. The first word +was <span class='it'>Uncle</span>, so to spell that we let the smudge rise +for just a second, then laid Brent’s jacket over it +for about three seconds, then let it rise for another +second, then waited about three seconds more and +then let it rise for, oh, I guess about ten seconds, +maybe. That made two dots and a dash in the +Morse code and it made the letter U good and +big, cracky, bigger than you could make it on +any blackboard, as big as the whole sky. Maybe +it wouldn’t mean anything to you, but that’s because +you’re not a scout. But anyway it meant +U. I don’t mean it meant you, but I mean it +meant U.</p> + +<p>After that we made the other letters in the +word Uncle—N-K-L-E—I don’t mean K, I mean C.</p> + +<p>Then after we’d waited about a minute so as to +separate the words we spelled T-O-M, and after +that there was a big blot on our writing (that’s +what Rossie said), because Brent’s mackinaw +jacket burned up. He said he was sorry, because +there were some peanuts in one of the pockets.</p> + +<p>Anyway he said he was willing to die for the +cause, so he took off his khaki shirt and after +Pee-wee went down and soaked it in the brook, +we used that to separate the words and letters. +Maybe you’ll say that kind of writing isn’t very +neat but we knew that it could be seen for miles +and miles and that if the boy scouts in Grumpy’s +Cross-roads saw it and read it, they’d tell Major +Grumpy and he’d say the scouts were all right. +Because that was our idea, we wanted those other +scouts to get the credit.</p> + +<p>I guess maybe it took a half an hour to send +that message and it didn’t look much like a message +to us. You’ve got to get away off if you +want to read a smudge signal. A smudge signal +is no good for a fellow that’s near-sighted. When +we were all finished, this is what we had printed +in the sky:</p> + +<div class='literal-container'><div class='literal'> <!-- rend='block;' --> +<p class='line'>Uncle Tom show will be given as announced.</p> +<p class='line'>Deny rumors.</p> +<p class='line'> </p> +<p class='line' style='text-align:right;margin-right:0em;'>Boy Scouts of America.</p> +</div></div> <!-- end rend --> + +<p>Pee-wee wanted to put in something about foiling +the railroad strikers, but Brent said if we +made the message any longer he wouldn’t have +any clothes left. Harry said that if the scouts +at Grumpy’s Cross-roads got that message and +delivered it to old Grump, that old Grump would +surrender unconditionally. So maybe we had +done a good turn for all we knew. Even if the +telegraph operator at Grumpy’s Cross-roads +should see that smudge he’d read the message, all +right. But we said that more likely he’d he asleep +and that scouts are always up early because up at +Temple Camp Uncle Jeb Rushmore (he’s camp +manager) is always telling us that the early bird +catches the first worm. But, gee whiz, if I were +the first worm I’d stay in bed and then the early +bird wouldn’t catch me.</p> + +<p>That’s what Pee-wee calls logic. That’s one +thing he’s crazy about,—logic. Logic and Charlie +Chaplin. He likes girls, too. He says they +always smile at him. Gee whiz, can you blame +them? It’s a wonder they don’t laugh out loud.</p> + +<h1 id='chXVI'>XVI—BRENT’S AMBITION</h1> + +<p>It was some job picking our way down that +mountain. We could see the road and the machines +away down below us and the machines +looked like toy autos. Brent and Harry and +Pee-wee and I were together and Brent talked a +lot of that nonsense like he always does. Pee-wee +had the convict’s suit rolled up tight and tied +with a couple of thin willow twigs. If you wet +them they’re just as good as cord; you can even +tie them in a knot. He carried the bundle on +the end of his scout staff and he had his scout +staff over his shoulder. He looked so important +you’d think he had just captured the convict, too.</p> + +<p>Brent said, “That’s what I call real adventure; +escaping from a prison and beating it off +to some lonesome mountain and being taken away +in an airplane. That fellow has old Monte Cristo +beaten twenty ways. Some convicts are lucky. +I’d like to be that chap.” That’s just the way +he talked.</p> + +<p>Harry said, “You might forge a couple of +checks if you happen to think of it sometime.”</p> + +<p>Brent said in that funny way of his, “If I +could only be sure of escaping and being carried +off by an airplane. But it would be just my luck +to—to——”</p> + +<p>“Languish,” Pee-wee shouted; “that’s what +they do in jails—languish.”</p> + +<p>“And just serve out my term studying logic,” +Brent said. “But if I thought there’d be a chance +to escape, I think I’d—let’s see, I think I’d—what +do you think of counterfeiting, Harry?”</p> + +<p>“Burglary’s better,” Harry said.</p> + +<p>“It’s the dream of my life to be a convict,” +Brent kept up. “These little crimes don’t amount +to anything; what I’d like to do is to hit the high +spots, get sent up for life, and then escape in a +boat or an airplane. Somebody could send me +a file or a saw in a bunch of flowers. What do +you say? This convict is having the time of his +life. That’s the life—being a fugitive.”</p> + +<p>Harry said, “Well, I hope you get your wish.”</p> + +<p>Pee-wee said, “You’re crazy, that’s what I +say.”</p> + +<p>I said, “Gee whiz, there’s fun enough making a +cross country trip in four autos and running into a +stranded Uncle Tom’s Cabin Company with +bloodhounds and everything, without being sent +to jail.”</p> + +<p>Brent said, “Well, I can’t help it; that’s the +way I feel. I envy that convict. I long to languish +in a dungeon cell and file away the bars in the +dead of night and kill three keepers and escape in +an airplane. That’s living.”</p> + +<p>“Good night,” I said, “not for the three +keepers.”</p> + +<p>Harry said, “Well, all things come round to +him that waits. My ambition is to be wrecked +at sea. How about you, Roy?”</p> + +<p>I said, “My ambition is to foil old Major +Grumpy and make him fall for the scouts.”</p> + +<p>“No pep to it,” Brent said; “a dark and dismal +dungeon with rats poking around on the stone +floor, that’s <span class='it'>my</span> speed.”</p> + +<p>Cracky, that fellow’s awful funny.</p> + +<p>“You’d never get any dessert,” Pee-wee +shouted.</p> + +<p>Brent said, “Who wants dessert when he can +get a crust of bread and a mug of water?”</p> + +<p>“I do,” the kid shouted. “I want two helpings.”</p> + +<p>That was <span class='it'>his</span> ambition.</p> + +<h1 id='chXVII'>XVII—A SIDE SHOW</h1> + +<p>Pretty soon you’ll see why I named this chapter +“A Side Show.” When we got down to the +road all those show people were sitting around on +the rocks talking and laughing and telling Westy +lots of funny adventures that they had had. Oh, +boy, if I wasn’t a boy scout I’d like to be in an +Uncle Tom’s Cabin Company, that’s one sure +thing. That’s <span class='it'>my</span> ambition. Jails and dungeons +may be all right, I’m not saying, but anyway, I’d +like to be in a show—especially one that gets +stranded. They said that they could see the signal +away up on the mountain, and the man that had to +beat Uncle Tom, he was an awful nice man, he said +he could read most all of it because he used to be a +telegraph operator. But he said he liked +beating Uncle Tom better. Uncle Tom said he didn’t +mind being beaten once a day but he didn’t like +matinees.</p> + +<p>Now I’m going to tell you about how we all +got separated together—that’s what Pee-wee said. +When we were all ready to go, Harry couldn’t +start the engine of the van. He said, “Brent, I +wish you’d take a squint at this motor; it heats up +and the water boils over.”</p> + +<p>Brent said, “I think the timer must have been +set by Pee-wee’s watch.” Pretty soon he said he +guessed it was just a short circuit.</p> + +<p>“Anyway, that’s better than a long one,” Pee-wee +shouted.</p> + +<p>Pretty soon Brent said he thought the coil was +running the battery down. Harry said he didn’t +blame the coil.</p> + +<p>Then Brent said there was a leak of current +somewhere, but that he couldn’t trace it. I said, +“Let one of Eliza’s bloodhounds try; maybe he +can trace it.” He said anyway the battery was +discharging; believe me, if I’d had my way I’d +have discharged the whole engine.</p> + +<p>After a while Brent got it started but he said +it wasn’t running right and he guessed he’d have +to get two new plugs. So then we looked at our +map to find out if there was a village anywhere +near along that road where there might be a garage. +Because Brent said there ought to be more +grease in the differential, too. But mostly, he +said, one of the plugs wouldn’t fire the charge.</p> + +<p>Westy said, “If the plug won’t fire it, why +don’t you get the battery to discharge it?”</p> + +<p>Now when we looked at our map we found +that about half a mile east of that mountain a +road branched off from the road we were on and +went through a place named Barrow’s Homestead. +It didn’t bother to stop at Barrow’s Homestead, +that road didn’t, but it went on and formed +a, you know, a what-do-you-call-it, a <span class='it'>junction</span>, +with the other road three or four miles farther +along. It was just a kind of a loop, that road was, +so as to take in Barrow’s Homestead. Only that +road was pretty rough.</p> + +<p>Brent said, “I dare say we can find a young garage +at that place; there are bandits everywhere in +the west. If you say so, I’ll drive along that road +and meet you where the roads join.”</p> + +<p>Harry said, “I guess that’s the best thing to +do—for the rest of us to keep to the smooth, short +road with the touring cars. When we get to the +junction of the two roads we’ll wait for you there +as long as we think it’s safe to wait. If you don’t +show up by ten o’clock, say, we’ll jog along and +meet you at the Veterans’ Reunion at Grumpy’s +Cross-roads. We don’t want to run any chance +of not getting these people there on time. Uncle +Tom has got to be thrashed this afternoon at any +cost.” Then he asked Uncle Tom if he wanted a +cigarette. That man was awful nice—the man +that played Uncle Tom. He said he had been +thrashed twice a day for three years, except on +Sundays. Harry said it would be a good thing +if that happened to a lot of us fellows, especially +me. Anyway I’d rather be Eliza and be chased +by ferocious bloodhounds. That’s what Mr. +Abbington called them—ferocious.</p> + +<p>Now as soon as it was decided that Brent Gaylong +should drive the van along that other road, +up jumped our young hero and shouted, “I’ll go +with you; maybe they sell ice cream sodas at that +place.”</p> + +<p>As soon as he mentioned ice cream sodas all +the other fellows said they’d go—except I didn’t. +Because I’m not crazy about an ice cream soda. +I like three or four of them though.</p> + +<p>Harry said, “Well, it looks like a mutiny and +I guess we’ll have to lock every one of you in the +van.”</p> + +<p>By that time, Pee-wee was up on the seat of +the van and he shouted, “I wouldn’t mute; I’m +already here and I’m going to stay here!”</p> + +<p>Harry said, “Nobody would ever think of the +word mute in connection with you; stay where +you are and we’ll be glad to get rid of you, and +Roy too, if he wants to go.”</p> + +<p>I said, “The pleasure is mine, I go where duty +calls.”</p> + +<p>“You mean you go where ice cream sodas call,” +the kid shouted at me.</p> + +<p>I said, “Well, for goodness’ sake, chuck that +bundle inside the van and give me a chance to sit +down, will you?” Because even still he had that +convict’s suit close by him on the seat as if he +was afraid somebody would get it away from +him. “What are you going to do with it?” I +said. “Hang it up in the parlor when you get +home?”</p> + +<p>So then I climbed up and chucked the bundle +into the van through the little window right behind +the seat. Brent sat down between Pee-wee +and me, and thus we started off. That’s a peach +of a word—<span class='it'>thus</span>. For a little way we could look +across to the other road and see the three touring +cars filled with the Uncle Tom’s Cabin people and +the other fellows of my patrol. Mr. Abbington +was sitting with Harry and he looked awful funny +with his high hat on.</p> + +<p>All of a sudden, <span class='it'>good night</span>, that bloodhound +that had been up on the mountain with us came +tearing across from the other road. I guess he +wanted to go with us. He clambered almost up +to the seat and began sniffing around Brent. I +bet he liked him on account of Brent’s being so +crazy about adventures, hey?</p> + +<p>Brent said, “You go back where you belong, +old Snoozer. Who do you think I am? Eliza?”</p> + +<p>Then Mr. Abbington began calling him and +the dog didn’t seem to be able to decide what to +do.</p> + +<p>“I hear you calling me,” Brent said; “go on +back, Snoozer; we’ll see you later.”</p> + +<p>So then the dog went back but I guess he didn’t +want to. Gee whiz, you couldn’t blame him. Because +one thing sure, if you stick to Brent Gaylong +you’re pretty sure to see some fun. Believe +<span class='it'>me</span>, that fellow’s middle name is adventure. +Just you wait and see.</p> + +<h1 id='chXVIII'>CHAPTER XVIII—A SHOWER BATH</h1> + +<p>Brent said, “I bet Brother Abbington will be +pretty hot to-day with that frock coat of his and +that high hat.”</p> + +<p>I said, “It’s going to be a scorcher, all right.”</p> + +<p>“Lucky for me,” he said, “as long as my mackinaw +and my khaki shirt have gone in the good +cause.”</p> + +<p>“You should worry,” I told him.</p> + +<p>“Only I don’t look very presentable,” he said.</p> + +<p>“Don’t you care,” I said; “we won’t meet anybody +along this road.”</p> + +<p>“It’s the least of my troubles,” he said; “what +I’m thinking about is this pesky engine. It jumps +like a bull-frog; I think it’s got the pip.”</p> + +<p>Pee-wee said, “Some engines have the sleeping +sickness and they won’t go at all.”</p> + +<p>Then we all got to saying how we hoped that +Harry and Rossie and Tom would get the three +cars to Grumpy’s Cross-roads in time so those +actor people could give their show.</p> + +<p>“Even if we’re not with them,” I said.</p> + +<p>“I guess we’ll be able to make connections before +they get there,” Brent said.</p> + +<p>“Oh, boy, that’ll be some good turn,” Pee-wee +said. “I bet old Grump won’t be mad at the +scouts any more; he’ll see that they’re dauntless +and—something or other.”</p> + +<p>“Oh, he’ll see that they’re something or other,” +Brent said. “I never knew a scout that wasn’t +something or other.”</p> + +<p>“He’ll see that they do good turns,” the kid +shouted. Gee whiz, good turns are his favorite +fruit—good turns and doughnuts. Even if he had +a turning lathe he couldn’t turn out any more +good turns.</p> + +<p>Now maybe you know what a tornado is. Anyway, +there wasn’t any that day. So you don’t +need to worry. But all of a sudden dark clouds +came and pretty soon the sky was all black and +the wind was blowing like anything. I guess it +was a cyclone, all right, only it decided not to +come that way on account of the road being so +bad.</p> + +<p>Anyway the wind kept up and blew right in +our faces and after a while Brent said, “Did you +bring those old togs along, kid?”</p> + +<p>Pee-wee said, “You mean the convict suit? It’s +in the van.”</p> + +<p>“Well, get me the coat and I’ll slip it on,” +Brent told him. “We may not be able to catch +the convict, but I’m blamed sure I’ll catch cold.”</p> + +<p>So Pee-wee went around and into the van by +the doors in back and got the convict’s jacket. I +guess none of us thought there was anything funny +about Brent wearing it for a little while. Only +I said to him, just joking like, “You wanted to be +a convict, now you’ve got your wish.”</p> + +<p>“If my mother could only see me now,” he +said. “Do I look like a zebra, Pee-wee?”</p> + +<p>We had to laugh, he looked so funny in that +striped jacket; but anyway it was a pretty lonely +road and we weren’t likely to meet anybody.</p> + +<p>Pretty soon we began passing houses, and Brent +took the jacket off and threw it back into the van +through the little window in front. In about five +minutes we came to a village. I said, “Go slow +or you’ll run over it.” The village was almose +right underneath the van. The main street of +that village was all black and sticky from tar and +oil that they had been sprinkling on it and pretty +soon we came to the sprinkler, standing still right +in the middle of the road, with a couple of men +near it.</p> + +<p>We had to stop because we couldn’t get past, +so we just sat there on the seat, watching them. +The sprinkler wouldn’t work and they were trying +to fix it. One man was sticking a piece of +wire into all the little holes along the pipe that ran +crossways at the back of the big tank.</p> + +<p>Brent said, “They’ll never fix it that way. +Maybe some of those holes are clogged up, but +not all of them.” Then he called down to the +man and said, “What seems to be the trouble? +Won’t she sprinkle?”</p> + +<p>“Mixture’s too gol darned thick, I reckon,” +one of the men called back.</p> + +<p>“Well, it wouldn’t clog up all the holes,” Brent +said; “probably the feed pipe is clogged up.”</p> + +<p>The man said, “Well, I don’t know how we’re +ever going to get at that unless we take the whole +bloomin’ thing apart.”</p> + +<p>Then I heard Brent say, under his breath kind +of, “I could fix that in five minutes.”</p> + +<p>“Then you have to do it,” the kid shouted; +“you have to do a good turn.”</p> + +<p>“Look and see if there isn’t a turn cock on the +feed pipe,” Brent called down; “maybe it joggled +shut. That sometimes happens on an auto.”</p> + +<p>The two men got down under the sprinkler and +began looking and feeling around, but they +couldn’t seem to find anything. After a couple +of minutes Brent climbed down and said, “Let’s +take a look at this.” I guess they could see that +he was a pretty good mechanic, all right. Anyhow +they stepped out of the way and Brent +crawled down under the sprinkler. He lay on his +back part way underneath it and we all watched +him.</p> + +<p>“He’ll find the trouble,” Pee-wee said to the +man; “he’s head of a scout troop, he is, and he’s +resourceful. A scout has got to be resourceful. +Don’t you worry, we’ll do you a good turn, all +right.”</p> + +<p>The men kind of smiled, and one of them said, +“All right, sonny. So yer fer doin’ good turns, +hey?”</p> + +<p>“Sure,” Pee-wee said; “that’s one of our rules. +If anybody’s in trouble we’ve got to help them +out—no matter how much trouble it is. You see +a scout can always help you out, because +he’s resourceful.”</p> + +<p>One of those men said, “Oh, that’s it, is it?”</p> + +<p>“Sure,” the kid shouted; “all you have to do is +come to us. Even Uncle Sam came to us when +he wanted to sell Liberty Bonds; we helped him +out.”</p> + +<p>The man said, “I bet he was tickled to death.”</p> + +<p>I said to Pee-wee, “Shut up; don’t be shouting +so much about good turns. Actions speak +louder than words.”</p> + +<p>“Words speak loud enough,” the kid yelled.</p> + +<p>“<span class='it'>Good night</span>, you said it,” I told him.</p> + +<p>“Even now we’re doing a good turn,” the kid +shouted; “we’ve got three more autos over on +the other road and we’re taking some Uncle Tom’s +Cabin actors to the Veteran’s Reunion. We +should worry if the railroad trains don’t run.”</p> + +<p>Jimmies, I don’t know how much more he might +have told them, he’s a human billboard for the +Boy Scouts of America, that kid is; but all of a +sudden, <span class='it'>zip goes the fillum</span>, that black tarry stuff +came shooting out from all the holes in the sprinkler +and Brent came crawling out from underneath +it with his trousers and his shirt all black and +sticky and his hair all mucked up with the stuff +and with a big streaky smudge all over his face.</p> + +<p>“<span class='it'>Good night!”</span> I shouted. “What happened?”</p> + +<p>“I found it,” he said; “it had joggled shut, just +as I thought. If you happen to have a few feathers +handy, you can tar and feather me. I did a +good turn, only I didn’t turn over and get out +quick enough.”</p> + +<p>Oh, boy, that fellow was a sight!</p> + +<h1 id='chXIX'>XIX—BRENT GETS HIS WISH</h1> + +<p>One thing about those men, they weren’t very +good scouts, I’ll say that much. The only good +turn they did was to turn around and drive away. +Maybe the Union wouldn’t let them do good +turns; Unions have got no use for good turns.</p> + +<p>First we decided that we’d stop at the nearest +house, but one thing about scouts, they don’t like +to ask for help unless they have to. But if you +offer them something to eat it’s all right for them +to take it.</p> + +<p>I said to Brent, “Well, you were crazy for an +adventure, now you’ve got one.”</p> + +<p>He said, “I don’t care about such a sticky one. +I’m not exactly what you would call crazy about +tar shower baths.”</p> + +<p>“You’ll have to cut your hair off, that’s one +sure thing,” I told him; “you’ll never be able to +get that stuff out of your hair.”</p> + +<p>“I’d like to sit down, too,” he said; “but if I +did, I could never get up again. I think the sooner +I’m fixed up the better. Let’s run the van alongside +the road and get inside and see what we can +do. Our friend’s suit of clothes is still in there. +After boasting about my dreams of adventure it +seems rather tame to go into somebody’s back +kitchen for repairs. I’m afraid Harry would indulge +in a gentle smile.”</p> + +<p>“He’d indulge in a gentle fit if he saw you now,” +I told him.</p> + +<p>“I say let’s not go to anybody for assistance,” +Pee-wee spoke up. “We can get gasoline out of +the tank, so you can wash the tar off your face, +and I’ve got a folding scissors in my scout knife. +I’ll cut your hair for you.”</p> + +<p>“How would you like to have it cut?” I asked +him, just kidding him.</p> + +<p>“I think I’d like it cut dark,” he said.</p> + +<p>I said, “Well, we’ll cut it short and then if you +don’t like it we’ll cut it longer.”</p> + +<p>So we decided that we wouldn’t depend on anybody +but would act just the same as if we were +on a desert island where there weren’t any barbers +and bathtubs and things, because Columbus +and Daniel Boone didn’t have barbers and bathtubs +and things.</p> + +<p>“They depended upon their own initials,” Pee-wee +said.</p> + +<p>“You mean initiative,” I told him.</p> + +<p>He said, “What’s the difference?”</p> + +<p>So then I ran the machine over to the side of +the road right close to a kind of a grove and we +got some gas out of the tank and Brent and I +went inside the van. We told Pee-wee to stay +outside so as to keep people from opening the +doors or fooling with the car, because we were +in the village and we thought maybe people would +be hanging around.</p> + +<p>There was only one thing to do with Brent’s +hair, and that was to cut it off, because the tar +was so thick there that the gasoline wouldn’t melt +it. I made a pretty good job of it with the little +folding scissors in Pee-wee’s scout knife. We +managed to get most of the tar off his face with +the gasoline, but it left his face kind of all black +and sooty looking.</p> + +<p>He couldn’t sit down or lean against anything +on account of the tar all over his clothes, so he +took them off and I handed them out to Pee-wee +and told him to throw them in the grove. Then +Brent put on the convict’s suit, and he looked +awful funny in it with his dirty face and his hair +all cut short.</p> + +<p>He said, “At last the dream of my young life +has come true; I am a criminal. The only thing +is I haven’t committed my crime yet.”</p> + +<p>I said, “Oh, you needn’t be in any hurry about +that.”</p> + +<p>He said, “But it seems sort of <span class='it'>false</span> for me to +be wearing a convict’s suit when I haven’t committed +any crime. It seems like deceiving people. +It troubles my conscience. And I haven’t +really escaped either. What would you do if you +were me? I don’t want to disgrace the uniform +I wear. I wish I could think of some nice easy +crime. I feel nice and clean in these things, anyway. +But my conscience is black. Do you suppose +there’s a bank in this burg, and a jail? I was +thinking if I could just let myself down by a rope. +Only it would be just my luck to have a cell on +the ground floor.”</p> + +<p>I said, “The best cell for you is right in this +little old van, at least till we get out of town. +You leave the rope business to Douglas Fairbanks. +If anybody in this place should see you, +<span class='it'>good night</span>, Sister Anne! And it isn’t any joke, +either. Now you’ve got your wish, you’ll see it +isn’t going to be as much fun as you thought it +was.”</p> + +<p>Brent sat down on an old grocery box that we +had inside the van, and, jiminetty, I had to laugh, +he had such a funny way about him. He looked +awful tough, sort of, without his hair. He said, +“Well, I appoint you my keeper. I hope I’m not +such a cheap sort of a criminal as to try to escape +from a delivery van. A stone dungeon or nothing +for me.” Gee whiz, that fellow’s particular.</p> + +<p>Just then the plot grew thicker—oh, <span class='it'>boy</span>! One +of the doors of the van opened and Pee-wee +squeezed in. He had a big piece of paper in his +hand. He said, “I went up the road a little way—shh!”</p> + +<p>I said, “I thought it was kind of quiet outside.”</p> + +<p>He said, “Shh, look at this; it was tacked to a +tree. We’re in desperate peril——”</p> + +<p>Brent said, “In which?”</p> + +<p>“Read this,” the kid whispered. “I didn’t see +it till after I threw the clothes away and they +floated down the brook. Dangers thicken—look +at this.” He got those words out of the movies, +<span class='it'>dangers thicken</span>.</p> + +<p>Brent and I read the printing on the paper and +this is what it said:</p> + +<p class='line' style='text-align:center;'>ONE THOUSAND DOLLARS REWARD</p> + +<div class='blockquote'> + +<p>Offered for information leading to the recapture +of Mike Donovan, alias Rinky, escaped from Indiana +State Prison. Was serving term of fifteen years +for burglary and child murder. Slender of stature. +Five feet nine inches in height. Is supposed to have +relations in the east. Age about nineteen. Is known +to be a desperate character, having served terms in +New York and Pennsylvania for burglary and highway +robbery.</p> + +</div> + +<p>There was some more, about who to notify and +all that, but I can’t remember the rest. Brent +took the paper from me and sat there on the +grocery box in the dim light with the doors closed, +reading it. It seemed awfully dark and secret, +kind of, in there.</p> + +<p>He said, “Larceny, child murder, burglary, and +highway robbery. That isn’t so bad, is it? That’s +really more than I expected. I haven’t lived in +vain.”</p> + +<p>“You’ll live in a jail, that’s where you’ll live,” +Pee-wee whispered. “What are we going to do?”</p> + +<p>“You ought to know,” I told him, “a scout is +resourceful.”</p> + +<h1 id='chXX'>CHAPTER XX—WE CONSIDER OUR PREDICAMENT</h1> + +<p class='line' style='text-align:center;font-size:0.9em;'>(THAT’S PEE-WEE’S HEADING)</p> + +<p>I said to Brent, “Now you’ve killed a child and +highway-robbed people and broken into houses, +I hope you’re satisfied.”</p> + +<p>“And larcenied,” the kid shouted.</p> + +<p>“Shut up,” I told him; “do you want the whole +town to hear you? It’s bad enough as it is; suppose +somebody should come walking into this +van.”</p> + +<p>Brent said, in that crazy way of his, “Boys, +this is the end of an evil career. This is what +comes of getting mixed up with the boy scouts. +See where it has brought me. Never again will +I do a good turn.”</p> + +<p>“You’re crazy,” Pee-wee shouted.</p> + +<p>“Shh,” I told him; “have a heart. Do you +want to get us all pinched?”</p> + +<p>“It was about the best turn I ever did,” Brent +said; “I turned the stop-cock all the way open. +And here I am a prisoner in a dry goods delivery +van with boy scouts for keepers. I’d be +ashamed to look an honest burglar in the face.” +Honest, that’s just the crazy way he talked. He +said, “Now the question is to escape. I want to +escape in a way that’s full of pep.”</p> + +<p>Pee-wee said, “You make me tired. Do you +mean to say that good turns——”</p> + +<p>“Will you shut up about good turns, and +listen?” I said.</p> + +<p>“I mean to say that a good turn is the cause +of my downfall,” Brent said; “and I wish I had +a cigarette. Boys, take a lesson from my terrible +example and don’t ever do a good turn.”</p> + +<p>“What are you talking about?” the kid shouted.</p> + +<p>“Shh,” I told him; “keep still, will you? The +first merry-go-round you see you can get on it and +do all the good turns you want, only keep still +and give us a chance to see where we’re at, will +you?”</p> + +<p>“It’s printed on the National Headquarters’ +letterheads,” he said, “to do a good turn——”</p> + +<p>“It’s bad advice to give a young boy,” Brent +said.</p> + +<p>I said, “Keep still, you’re worse than he is. +Give me a chance to think, will you?”</p> + +<p>“Roosevelt’s name and Taft’s name are on that +letterhead,” the kid began, “so that shows——”</p> + +<p>“I’m surprised that they should give such advice +to young boys,” Brent said. “I wonder if I +could escape from this van with a file and let +myself down with a rope?” Then he picked up +a can opener and said, “Ha, ha, just the thing.”</p> + +<p>I said, “Will you please keep still a minute, +both of you? Maybe you’ve heard the scout +motto, ‘Be Prepared.’ That’s just as important +as good turns. How are we going to get away +from this town? That’s the question. You and +your crimes, and Pee-wee and his good turns, +make me tired. We’ve got to look facts in the +face.”</p> + +<p>Brent said, “I’m ashamed to look even a fact +in the face.”</p> + +<p>“Well,” I told him, “you’ll be looking a sheriff +in the face if you don’t talk in a whisper, and +maybe you’ll find it isn’t so pleasant being arrested.”</p> + +<p>Brent said, “I’m not thinking about being arrested, +I’m thinking about escaping.”</p> + +<p>“Well, you can’t escape from a dry goods van,” +I told him.</p> + +<p>He said, awful sad, kind of, “I know it. Oh, +if I were only Eliza and could be pursued by +ferocious bloodhounds.”</p> + +<p>I said, “Well, you can’t have everything. +You’ve done pretty well so far.”</p> + +<p>“Sure you have,” Pee-wee whispered; “there’s +one of those notices tacked up in the Post Office, +and everybody is talking about that fellow escaping. +I told them that often boy scouts find +missing people. I was telling them about good +turns, and I said we’d be on the lookout.”</p> + +<p>“I hope they won’t look <span class='it'>in</span>” Brent said.</p> + +<p>“What else did you tell them?” I asked him, +good and scared. Because I knew that if our +young hero had been able to round up an audience +in the Post Office, most likely he had given +them the whole history of the Boy Scouts of +America and a lot of other stuff besides.</p> + +<p>“I was telling them about good turns,” he said. +“There was an old lady there and I carried a +big bundle out to her carriage for her.”</p> + +<p>“And that’s all you told them?” I asked him.</p> + +<p>“I told them we were going to the Veterans’ +Reunion at Grumpy’s Cross-roads,” he said.</p> + +<p>I said, “Did anybody ask you any questions?”</p> + +<p>“Sure,” he said; “a man asked me if I liked +gumdrops. He gave me a bag of them. Want +one?”</p> + +<p>“Well,” I said, “the best thing for us to do is +to get out of this place as quick as we can. When +we once strike open country, we’ll be all right +and when we meet the rest of the crowd we can +scrape up some civilized duds.”</p> + +<p>“I wonder how I’d look in Brother Abbington’s +plug hat just now,” Brent said.</p> + +<p>“You should worry,” I told him; “you look +bad enough already.”</p> + +<p>“Speaking of plug hats,” he said, “don’t forget +we have to get a couple of plugs for the motor. +What place is this, anyway?”</p> + +<p>“It’s the place we were looking for,” Pee-wee +said; “it’s Barrow’s Homestead. There aren’t +any scouts here, but I told the people all about +them. They’re going to start a troop.”</p> + +<p>I said, “Well, it’s time to start this troop if +we don’t want to get into trouble. This is a pretty +risky business.”</p> + +<h1 id='chXXI'>XXI—GETTING STARTED</h1> + +<p>As soon as I heard that Pee-wee had been in +the Post Office talking, I decided that we had better +get away from that place just as soon as we +possibly could, if not sooner. Even Brent said +he guessed the best way to escape was inside the +van; he said it was more comfortable and convenient. +He said the good old times when people +used to escape from towers and be pursued +by ferocious bloodhounds weren’t any more except +in the movies. He said he was discouraged.</p> + +<p>Gee whiz, when I looked at him sitting there +on that grocery box with his face all grimy and +his hair cropped and that striped suit on him, I +just had to laugh. I have to admit he’s awful +funny, that fellow is.</p> + +<p>I said, “Well, one thing, it’s mighty lucky I +know how to drive a car and I can get us out of +this village. And another thing, it’s mighty lucky +we’re still just where the village begins; if we +weren’t we’d be surrounded. If we can get past +the Post Office, we’re safe.”</p> + +<p>So then Pee-wee and I tore down the signs we +had outside the van about going all the way from +Klucksville to New York, because people would +wonder at fellows our age doing that when there +was no big fellow with us. Safety first, that’s +what I said.</p> + +<p>“If they think we’re only going as far as +Grumpy’s Cross-roads,” I said, “I guess nobody’ll +be suspicious.”</p> + +<p>Pee-wee said, “Yes, but how about Jolly & Kidder’s +name, and New York printed all over the +sides of the van?”</p> + +<p>“A scout is resourceful,” I told him; “let’s +tear down the canvas from inside and be quick +about it.”</p> + +<p>Now inside that van was lined with canvas +to keep things from getting scratched, I guess. +Brent said it was a padded cell. So we took +that down and tacked it up outside on both +sides so that all the printing was covered. After +we did that we closed the doors of the van and +locked the padlock and Pee-wee took the key. +Brent called out to us that we should take a +lesson by his terrible example. Then we could +hear him kind of muttering, “I will escape; I +will foil you all yet.” Honest, he’s crazy, that +fellow is.</p> + +<p>Pee-wee and I sat down on the back step for +about half a minute to make up our minds what +we should say if any one stopped us and asked us +questions. “Anyway,” he said, “that canvas on the +sides will make people suspicious with no printing +on it.”</p> + +<p>I said, “Well, we’re not going to print any lies +on it, anyway.”</p> + +<p>He said, “We don’t have to print lies. Truth +is stranger than fiction—that’s what it said in a +movie play I saw.”</p> + +<p>Then, all of a sudden he out with a piece of +chalk that he always carries so as he can make +scout signs and he sprawled all over one side of +the van,</p> + +<div class='lgc'> <!-- rend='center;' --> +<p class='line' style='text-align:center;'>BOY SCOUTS</p> +<p class='line' style='text-align:center;'>EN ROOT TO SOLDIERS’ REUNION</p> +<p class='line'> </p> +<p class='line' style='text-align:center;'><span class='sc'>Our Mottoes:</span></p> +<p class='line'> </p> +<p class='line' style='text-align:center;'>BE PREPARED</p> +<p class='line' style='text-align:center;'>DO A GOOD TURN DAILY</p> +</div> <!-- end rend --> + +<p>I said, “That isn’t the way to spell en route. +What’s the matter with you?”</p> + +<p>I guess he was thinking about root beer, hey?</p> + +<h1 id='chXXII'>XXII—SILENCE!</h1> + +<p>I said to Pee-wee, “Now all we have to do is +to go straight about our business and keep our +mouths shut and we’ll get out of this burg all +right. Just keep silence. Nobody’s going to stop +us as long as people don’t get suspicious. I can +drive the car till we get out of town and I don’t +think any one will stop me. All <span class='it'>you</span> have to do +is to keep silence.”</p> + +<p>“How long do I have to keep it?” he wanted +to know.</p> + +<p>I said, “Oh, keep it till it’s all used up, and then +I’ll give you some more. Believe me, you can’t +have too much of it just now.”</p> + +<p>“We’ll have to use up a lot of it, hey?” he said.</p> + +<p>“More than <span class='it'>you</span> ever used before,” I told him.</p> + +<p>“Anyway,” he said, “an innocent man has nothing +to fear.”</p> + +<p>“You got that out of the movies,” I told him. +“An innocent man with his hair cropped and a +convict suit on has a whole lot to fear.”</p> + +<p>“Innocence is a shield,” he said; “it’s in my +copy book.”</p> + +<p>“Yes?” I said. “Well, an enclosed van is a +better shield.”</p> + +<p>“Our lips will be sealed, hey?” he said. I guess +he got that out of the <span class='it'>Dan Dauntless Series</span>; he +eats those books alive.</p> + +<p>I felt kind of shaky driving that van, but I +knew I had to do it, and if a scout has to do a +thing he does it. Gee whiz, I like things that are +hard—except licorice jaw breakers. You get three +of those for a cent. Even I can eat those if I +have to, but I like marshmallows better. I like +peanut brittle too. But anyway that hasn’t got +anything to do with driving a car.</p> + +<p>For maybe an eighth of a mile there weren’t +any houses, because where we stopped was really +on the edge of the village. Anyway that village +didn’t have much of an edge to it. Pretty soon +the houses began to get near together. I guess +they were always just as near together but they—you +know what I mean.</p> + +<p>Pee-wee didn’t say a word; he just sat straight +up beside me like a little tin soldier. It was a +shame to see him wasting so much silence.</p> + +<p>Pretty soon we came to the Post Office. There +were a lot of people standing around the Post +Office and they were talking about the railroad +strike. I knew that if we once got past the Post +Office we’d be all right. Because post offices in +the country are where sheriffs and constables and +other people that haven’t got anything to do hang +out. It wasn’t much of a post office. I guess they +called it a post office because there was a post out +in front of it. There was one of those signs tacked +to that post.</p> + +<p>I said to Pee-wee, “This is a young reviewing +stand. Look straight ahead, keep your mouth +shut, and look kind of careless—you know—carefree.”</p> + +<p><span class='it'>Good night</span>, you should have seen the look he +put on!</p> + +<p>“Is that what you call care free?” I whispered +to him. “You look like an advertisement for +tooth powder.”</p> + +<p>“That’s the scout smile,” he whispered.</p> + +<p>Honest, you’d have laughed to see him; he was +looking straight ahead and grinning all over his +face.</p> + +<p>“Look natural,” I whispered to him. “Look +as if there wasn’t a convict in the van. Look as +if you never saw a convict.”</p> + +<p>“How can any fellow look as if he never saw +a convict?” he whispered. “Most everybody has +never seen a convict.”</p> + +<p>“Well, look like them, then,” I told him. “Look +the same as a person would look if he wasn’t +helping a convict to escape.”</p> + +<p>He put on another kind of a smile and then +he whispered to me, “I bet now those people will +say I’m not helping a convict to escape, hey?”</p> + +<p>“Sure,” I told him; “you look as if you were +on the track of an ice cream soda. Keep still +and the worst will soon be over.”</p> + +<h1 id='chXXIII'>XXIII—FIXING IT</h1> + +<p>As we went past the Post Office I felt pretty +shaky, because there were a whole lot of people +there and some of them were women, and there +were a lot of children, too. The women said, +“Isn’t he cute?” They meant Pee-wee.</p> + +<p>Everybody stared at us as we went by, and +read the printing on the van and said how the +boy scouts were all right. It didn’t seem as if +anybody was suspicious at all. Some of them +waved to us and we waved back and I heard a +man say that we were lively youngsters. Gee +whiz, nobody ever accused us of being dead, that’s +one sure thing.</p> + +<p>One lady said how she had seen Pee-wee in +the store and how he had told her all about good +turns. She said it must be great to be a boy. +Gee whiz, she said something that time.</p> + +<p>“Now you see,” Pee-wee whispered; “it’s good +I was in that store. It’s good I told them all +about the scouts, because now they’re not suspicious. +They think it’s all right for kids to be +doing this, because I told them scouts are resourceful.”</p> + +<p>“Did you tell them how we have plenty of initials?” +I asked him.</p> + +<p>“Do you know what safe conduct is?” he asked +me.</p> + +<p>“I know that yours isn’t always safe,” I told +him.</p> + +<p>“It means when a general promises not to interfere +with anybody, even an enemy. He gives +them safe conduct; that means that they can go +ahead and not worry about being pinched, see? +These people gave us safe conduct and they’re +not bothering us, because they know the scouts +are all right. It’s on account of the way I talked +to them. I came along first like a kind of a—you +know—a what-d’ye-call-it——”</p> + +<p>“I don’t know <span class='it'>what</span> to call it,” I said.</p> + +<p>“A herald,” he blurted out.</p> + +<p>“Well,” I said, “you look more like the funny +page in the Journal to me. Don’t talk too loud, +the danger isn’t passed.”</p> + +<p>By that time we had got about fifty yards past +the Post Office and I was feeling kind of nervous, +but just the same I knew the danger was over.</p> + +<p>Pee-wee said, “Do you mean to tell me that +those people would let a couple of kids like us +go by driving a big van, and never ask them any +questions, if they didn’t know that we were all +right? I fixed it all right, while you and Brent +were worrying your lives out in the van. Now +we’re safe.”</p> + +<p>I said, “Oh, you’re the little fixer, all right.”</p> + +<p>Just then, <span class='it'>good night</span>, one of those men came +running after us calling, “Hi thar, wait a minute, +you youngsters!”</p> + +<p>Oh, boy, a cold shudder ran down my back. +I said, “We’re pinched. I knew it was too good +to be true.”</p> + +<p>I stopped the car and when the man caught up +with us he said, all out of breath, “What’s this +here talk one of you youngsters were givin’ us +’baout good turns? Allus ready ter do a favor, +as I understand?”</p> + +<p>Oh, bibbie, wasn’t I relieved.</p> + +<p>“That’s our middle name,” Pee-wee said.</p> + +<p>“Wall then, haow abaout doin’ one naow?” the +man said.</p> + +<p>By that time there were about a dozen people +standing around in the road and I gave Pee-wee +a nudge and said, “Watch your step; let me do +the talking.”</p> + +<p>But he didn’t pay any attention to me. Off he +went with a lot of stuff out of the handbook and +wound up by saying how scouts were supposed to +help strangers. “Sure, we’ll do anything you +want,” he said; “all you have to do is to ask us.”</p> + +<p>“Wall then,” the man said, “here’s a lot of +folks wantin’ to go to the reunion at the Crossroads +and we was thinkin’ as haow you might +pack ’em inter this here van of yourn as long as +the trains ain’t runnin’.”</p> + +<p><span class='it'>Jumping jiminies!</span> I nearly fell through the +seat.</p> + +<h1 id='chXXIV'>XXIV—SNOOZER SETTLES IT</h1> + +<p>That was a home-run all right I said, all +flabbergasted. “You see, the only trouble is I’m +not an experienced driver and these are—they’re +pretty rough roads—and—eh—”</p> + +<p>“That’s one thing about us,” Pee-wee piped up; +“we’re not as smart as we look. Maybe it seems +as if we could do most anything, but we can’t. +That’s one thing about a scout, he has to admit it +if he doesn’t know everything. He has to—he +has to—eh—he has to safeguard the lives of +others. See? Suppose we ran into a ditch and +upset the car and everybody got killed. They +wouldn’t thank us, would they?”</p> + +<p>One of the ladies said, “Oh, isn’t he just too +funny for anything!”</p> + +<p>The man said, kind of slow and drawly like, +he said, “Wall, yer could drive slow en’ thar +ain’t no ditches.”</p> + +<p>“Even one ditch would be enough,” the kid +said. “Isn’t there just one?”</p> + +<p>Jiminetty, I could hardly keep a straight face. +There were all those people crowding around the +van and saying how nice it would be if we would +take a group to the reunion and how we had +plenty of room. I thought of Brent sitting on the +grocery box inside, and I bet he was laughing.</p> + +<p>I said under my breath to Pee-wee, “All right, +you got us into this with your good turns; now +you can get us out.”</p> + +<p>Then a man said, “A couple of boys who are +going to have an eye out to recapture a convict, +like this here little feller says, they ought to be +smart enough and kind enough, I reckon, to give +some of these here disappointed souls a lift. Jest +you boys open these here doors and let the +youngsters pile in, so they can go see Uncle Tom’s +Cabin.”</p> + +<p>“That—that show isn’t going to be much +good,” Pee-wee said; “and I can tell you one +thing, it’s pretty stuffy in that van. That’s one +thing scouts believe in—fresh air.”</p> + +<p>By that time he was fidgeting around on the +seat and some of the people were laughing and +some of them looked surprised.</p> + +<p>“That’s just it,” Pee-wee said; “if you were +boy scouts and you were going to try to capture a +criminal, you wouldn’t want a lot of children +along, would you? And ladies? Ladies are +a-scared of criminals; gee, I don’t blame them.”</p> + +<p>Somebody said, “Oh, I guess the hounds they +got on the trail will find the convict, all right, so +you boys can jest consider if you’re goin’ to live up +to your words or not ’baout doin’ good turns.”</p> + +<p>Oh, boy, that was a terrible moment in Pee-wee’s +life. I guess <span class='it'>Dan Dauntless</span> never had so +much to worry about. But that kid has some +sense, anyway, and that’s more than that story +fellow has. In a couple of seconds I noticed that +he was wiping his face with his handkerchief and +I saw that he was getting the key sort of rolled +up in the cloth at the same time. Then he made +believe to put the handkerchief in his back pocket, +but really he dropped it through the little window +into the van. You couldn’t even hear it drop inside.</p> + +<p>Then he said, “The trouble is that this van is +locked and we haven’t got the key.” That kid +would never have said that while he had the key, +because it would have been a lie. And scouts +don’t lie, that’s sure.</p> + +<p>Jiminy, I don’t know what those people +thought; anyway I felt pretty mean. The ladies +said anyway they were just as much obliged to +us. The men looked kind of as if they didn’t +have much use for us, but they didn’t say anything +and I had to admit that Pee-wee had got +away with it all right.</p> + +<p>Then, <span class='it'>good night, Sister Anne</span>, what should +I see but our old college chum Snoozer from the +Uncle Tom’s Cabin show. There he was, right +among all those people, pushing them out of the +way and sniffing around as if he was half crazy. +Pee-wee and I jumped down and pushed past the +people who were all crowding around the back of +the van, and, <span class='it'>good night</span>, there was that pesky +actor dog with his feet on the step, sniffing and +sniffing at the doors and barking and yelping for +all he was worth.</p> + +<p>“Chop down them doors!” I heard a man say. +“That’s somethin’ wrong here. This here dog +is an official bloodhound, and, <span class='it'>by gum</span>, he’s tracked +that thar convict. That chap paid these youngsters +to help him escape, that’s what he has—by +thunder! Somebody get an axe out of the Post +Office and chop down these here doors. Don’t +either one of you youngsters try to run or, by +thunder, you’ll drop in your tracks. Good turns, +eh? So them’s the kind of good turns you do, +hey? Get an axe somebody—quick!”</p> + +<h1 id='chXXV'>XXV—BIG EXCITEMENT AT BARROW’S HOMESTEAD</h1> + +<p>I was kind of excited, but I said to Pee-wee, +“Don’t get scared; all they’ll do is arrest him; +he’ll get off.”</p> + +<p>Then one of the men came up and said to us +awful loud and gruff, “Naow, you kids, aout with +that key, hand it over!”</p> + +<p>I said, “Didn’t you hear my chum say that we +haven’t got the key? It shows you don’t know +much about scouts if you think they lie. If you +want to know where the key is, it’s inside.”</p> + +<p>“Wall then, yer better crawl through that little +winder up thar in front and git it,” he said.</p> + +<p>“I don’t have to get it,” I told him; “go and +get it yourself if you want it. You must have +been reading dime novels if you think that boys +like us help convicts to escape. If you tear down +those doors you’ll put them up again, I’ll tell you +that.”</p> + +<p>Just then along came a man with a brass badge +on about as big as a saucer. I said to Pee-wee, +“Look what he’s hiding.” He had an axe, too. +There were a lot of people crowding all about +him. One of them said, “It’s a pretty desperate +attempt, Constabule.” The man said, “I’ll have +him behind the bars in about a jiffy. These boys +is accessories, that’s what they are.”</p> + +<p>“Accessories are things that come with motor-boats,” +the kid whispered to me.</p> + +<p>I said, “Well, we’re the kind of accessories +that come with motor vans. This is some circus; +Brent will get his wish and go to jail, all right. +There’s no use getting scared.”</p> + +<p>By that time everything was excitement. People +came running out of houses and crowded +around the van and stared at Pee-wee and me. +Gee whiz, I don’t know where all the people came +from. All the while the dog kept clawing at the +doors of the van and barking and yelping. I +wondered how Brent felt inside the van. In about +five minutes the whole town was out, gaping and +talking, all excited.</p> + +<p>The constable said to us, “Naow then, you +youngsters, you been compoundin’ a felony, that’s +what you been doin’. Now who’s inside that van? +Who yer hidin’? Somebody, hey?”</p> + +<p>“I’m not denying anything,” I told him. “All +I say is we didn’t break any law.”</p> + +<p>“Wall, yer admit yer concealin’ somebody in +thar, ain’t yer—huh?” he shouted.</p> + +<p>I said, “I’m not denying it, but I’m not scared +of you.”</p> + +<p>He said, “Yaas? Wall, we’ll soon see. We’ll +have him under lock and key for sartin, if that’s +what he likes.”</p> + +<p>“That’s his favorite pastime,” I said; “you +don’t know him.”</p> + +<p>“Surraound this here wagon, you people,” the +constable said, “and keep a watch on these kids; +they’re pretty slippery.”</p> + +<p>So then the constable and another man began +chopping down the doors. “It’s up to them,” I +said to Pee-wee; “we should worry.”</p> + +<p>“What do you suppose Brent will do?” he said.</p> + +<p>“They’ll lock him up till the whole thing is +explained,” I said; “they won’t take our word for +anything. He’s got troubles of his own at last; +I hope he’s satisfied. He wanted bread and +water, now he’ll get it.”</p> + +<p>“They’ll lock us up, too, won’t they?” the kid +said, good and scared. “That man is keeping his +eye on us.”</p> + +<p>All the while the dog kept yelping and clawing +at the doors and the people crowded closer around +so as to see better. Gee, I felt kind of sorry for +Brent, because I saw he was up against it.</p> + +<p>All of a sudden down came one of the doors +and the bloodhound sprang inside and came out +again. The constable poked his head in and said, +“<span class='it'>Well, I’ll be jiggered!</span>” Pee-wee and I looked +inside and, good night, that van was as empty as an +ice cream soda glass when Pee-wee is through +with it.</p> + +<p>“Well—what—do—you—know—about—that?” +I stammered under my breath to Pee-wee.</p> + +<p>“His dream came true,” Pee-wee whispered to +me; “he kept his vow, he foiled everybody, +he <span class='it'>escaped</span>. He—he—he what-d’ye-call-it—he +hasn’t lived in vain—hey?”</p> + +<p>“He hasn’t lived in the van very long, that’s +sure,” I whispered. “He has put it all over these +people and us too. Can you beat that fellow?”</p> + +<p>“He defied locks and bolts and dungeons like Houdini,” +the kid said. I guess he saw Houdini in the movies.</p> + +<p>“Sure, he’s a real hero at last,” I said; “but +he’s got <span class='it'>me</span> guessing.”</p> + +<p>The constable and a couple of other men were +stamping around inside the van and he called out, +“Thar ain’t no clew here, nothin’ but this here +can opener.” And then he came out with the can +opener in his hand.</p> + +<p>Gee whiz, I just couldn’t help shouting right +out in front of everybody. I said, “That clew +explains the whole mystery. There was a can of +baked beans in that van, and he must have opened +it and emptied them out and secreted himself in +the empty can. When we threw the can away, +he escaped.”</p> + +<p>The constable said, “What’s all this talk? I +want to know who you kids is, anyway. And I +want ter know what you’re doin’ here, runnin’ +this big van all by yourselves.”</p> + +<p>I said, “I’m Sherlock Nobody Holmes, the boy +detective. This is my trusty pal, Scout Harris. +We’re on our way to kidnap Major Grumpy in this +van and hold him until he gives up one thousand +dollars to the Boy Scouts of America. Can you +tell us where we can buy a couple of spark plugs?”</p> + +<h1 id='chXXVI'>XXVI—TO THE RESCUE</h1> + +<p>All of a sudden the plot grew thicker. I +thought we’d have to thin it with gasoline, it grew +so thick. For a few minutes Pee-wee and I just +stood there wondering what had become of Brent +and laughing at the constable who was holding his +axe in one hand and our can opener in the other, +and all the people stood around staring at us as +if they didn’t know what to make of us.</p> + +<p>The constable said, “I daon’t like the looks uv +this here, I don’t. You allowed there was somebody +in that van. Now whar is he?”</p> + +<p>I said, “I didn’t allow anything, I just didn’t +<span class='it'>deny</span> anything. What’s the use of blaming us +because you half chopped the van to pieces? All +you’ve got is a can opener—we should worry. +You seem to trust the dog; if you want to ask any +questions you’d better ask <span class='it'>him</span>. The only person +he knows how to track is Eliza, because that’s +his business.“</p> + +<p>“He’s on the stage,” Pee-wee piped up.</p> + +<p>“You mean he’s in the van,” I said.</p> + +<p>The constable said, “Wall, I reckon you youngsters’d +better tell yer story ter Justice Cummins. +It’s mighty funny two young boys travelin’ by +theirselves in a big van.”</p> + +<p>“I’ll recount our adventures to him,” Pee-wee +piped up. “Where is he?”</p> + +<p>For about half a minute the constable just stood +there staring at us. I guess he didn’t know what +he’d better do. All the rest of the people stood +around, staring. I guess it was the biggest thing +that ever happened in Barrow’s Homestead. Inside +the van a couple of men were holding the +bloodhound by the collar. Some excitement.</p> + +<p>All of a sudden, zip goes the fillum, along the +road came an auto, pell-mell! It came through +the village from the direction we were going in.</p> + +<p>“Look!” Pee-wee said. “Look who’s in it; it’s +Harry; who’s that with him?”</p> + +<p>Before I had a chance to say anything, the car +was close up to us and Harry and another person +were stepping out. Harry was laughing all over +his face, but he was in a terrible hurry, I could see +that. I gave one look at the person who was with +him and began to roar.</p> + +<p>“It’s—it’s Brent—Gaylong,” Pee-wee whispered.</p> + +<p>I said, “Don’t make me laugh any harder or +I’ll die of shock.”</p> + +<p>Honest, even now when I think of it I have +to laugh. He looked like Charlie Chaplin only +more so. And he had such a funny way about +him too—kind of dignified. He had on a great +big straw hat like a farmer and a black coat like +a minister, only it was all in shreds. It was his +trousers that made him look like Charlie Chaplin. +Laugh! They were about a hundred times +too big and a mile too long, and every time he +took a step he stumbled all over himself and had +to hoist them up. His big hat was pulled way +down over his ears and—oh, I just can’t tell you +about it. He was a scream. And all the while +he had a very dignified, severe look on his face, +even when he tripped all over himself.</p> + +<p>Honest, I just howled. I didn’t hear Pee-wee +laugh; I guess he must have fainted. Harry +came along behind Brent, trying not to laugh but +every time Brent’s feet caught in his trousers I +could see Harry’s face all twisted up just as if he +was trying as hard as he could not to scream. +Every step Brent took I thought he’d go kerflop +on the ground. The people were all giggling, but +he didn’t notice them at all, only kept on looking +very sober and stern—oh, boy, it was a scream.</p> + +<p>He said, “What is all this?” And then he fell +all over himself and gave his trousers a hitch. +“Who is interfering with these boys in the performance +of their duty? Stand back, everybody!” +And he went staggering against a tree and gave +his trousers a good hitch up. “Who is the leader +of this motley throng?” That’s what he said, +and, gee whiz, I thought he’d skid and land on +his head. You couldn’t see his hands, his sleeves +were so long. “Who dares to stand—” he said, +and, good night, he went kerflop on the ground +and got right up again. I had a headache from +laughing.</p> + +<p>Harry Donnelle just sat down on the step of +the van and shook and shook.</p> + +<p>Brent pointed at the sheriff with the floppy end +of his sleeve and said, “You and your minions +are charged with trespassing upon the property +of Jolly & Kidder, Inc., New York. Wait till I +roll up my sleeves so I can point better. Who +<span class='it'>dares</span> to stand in the way of the Boy Scouts of +America?”</p> + +<p>“Thar’s a convict missin’ from araound these +parts,” the constable said; “who are you, anyway, +and your friend thar?”</p> + +<p>Brent said, “We represent the Archibald Abbington +Uncle Tom’s Cabin Company who are +touring the country, drawing laughter and tears +with their excruciating and heart-rending drama, +and I am in search of one of our ferocious bloodhounds. +We are in partnership with the Boy +Scouts of America and any one attempting to interfere +with our noble effort to put an end to +slavery will be punished to the full extent of the +law. When we have an opportunity we will endeavor +to find your convict for you. Please stand +aside, everybody, and allow the procession to +pass.”</p> + +<h1 id='chXXVII'>CHAPTER XXVII—ANOTHER DISCOVERY</h1> + +<p>Brent stumbled up the step and stood in back +of the van, holding his trousers up with one hand +and waving the other hand in the air.</p> + +<p>“Free ride to the Veterans’ Reunion at +Grumpy’s Cross-roads!” he began shouting. +“Children and veterans free! We take you but do +not bring you back. No connection with criminals +and convicts! Free ride to the carnival. +Veterans welcome! All aboard for the carnival! +Hail to the Grand Army of the Republic and the +Boy Scouts of America. Hurrah for Jolly & +Kidder, New York’s great cash store! Step inside, +veterans!”</p> + +<p>Pretty soon an old man with an old blue army +cap came hobbling out of the crowd, and Harry +helped him up into the van. That was a starter. +Men began bringing boxes from the Post Office +and putting them in the van for seats. Most of +the mothers wouldn’t let their children go because +there wasn’t any way for them to get back, but +the veterans didn’t seem to mind that. We got +three veterans in Barrow’s Homestead and then +started out. I don’t know what the constable +thought, but we should worry about that. All +the people cheered us and gave us a fine send-off. +Pee-wee said they were stricken with remorse—I +guess he got that out of a movie play.</p> + +<p>We stopped for a couple of spark plugs and to +get the timer of the van adjusted, and a lot of +the kids followed us as far as the end of the town.</p> + +<p>Harry drove the van and Brent drove the touring +car, and Pee-wee and I sat with Brent.</p> + +<p>I said, “I wish you’d tell us about your adventures, +you crazy Indian. I thought we were in +for a lot of trouble in that village. You’ve got +me guessing. Anyway you escaped like you said +you were going to do. But I’d like to know where +you came from and where you got that bunch of +rags.”</p> + +<p>He said, “You should never laugh at honest +rags. Beneath these rags beats a noble heart. +Boys, I am sick of crime and I am going to reform.” +That’s just the way he talked, the crazy +Indian. He said, “I have had my fondest wish, +I have been a convict—a villyan. I have languished +in a dark moving van, I have foiled the +shrewdest people in the world, the boy scouts—not. +Would you like to hear the story of my evil +career? I began life as an honest boy. I never +stole but once in my life and that was when I +stole second base in a ball game.”</p> + +<p>I said, “Will you stop your jollying and tell us +what happened?”</p> + +<p>He said, “Posilutely I will. There were two +boy scouts sitting on the step outside the Jolly & +Kidder state prison. I was inside in my convicts’ +stripes.”</p> + +<p>“Were you languishing?” Pee-wee piped up.</p> + +<p>Brent said, “No, I was eating a banana. I +said two scouts, but really it was only about one +and a half. They were supposed to be alert, observant, +resourceful.”</p> + +<p>I said, “That’s right, rub it into us.”</p> + +<p>He said, “While they were arguing on the back +step I stood upon a grocery box and crawled +through the little window in back of the front +seat. I was <span class='it'>free</span>, like Monte Carlo—I mean +Monte Cristo—”</p> + +<p>“You mean Monticello,” I told him.</p> + +<p>“You mean Montenegro,” Pee-wee put in.</p> + +<p>“The world seemed bright and new,” Brent +said.</p> + +<p>“You’re crazy,” I told him; “go on, where did +you get those clothes?”</p> + +<p>He said, “Shh. Can I count on you never to +breathe a word? The man I got these clothes +from lies dead in yonder swamp.”</p> + +<p>“Who put him there?” Pee-wee wanted to +know.</p> + +<p>Brent said, “Shh, I did. The man was innocent. +He was standing in a field beyond the swamp. +He was doing no harm. I approached him, crawling +through the grass.”</p> + +<p>“What was he doing there?” Pee-wee wanted +to know.</p> + +<p>“He was scaring away crows,” Brent said.</p> + +<p>“<span class='it'>He was a scarecrow</span>!” I blurted out.</p> + +<p>“A harmless, innocent, hard working scarecrow,” +Brent said. “As I think of it now——”</p> + +<div class='imgcenter '> +<img src='images/illus-f146.jpg' alt='' /> +<p class='caption'>BRENT CAPTURED A SCARECROW.</p> +</div> + +<p>“You make me tired!” Pee-wee yelled. “Why +didn’t you say so?”</p> + +<p>Brent said, “His trustful, happy, carefree face +haunts me now. He was only scaring away the +crows——”</p> + +<p>“You give me a pain!” the kid shouted. +“You’re crazy.”</p> + +<p>Brent said, “But I thought of my dungeon in +the Jolly & Kidder van and of my brutal +keepers, those two boy scouts—asleep on the back +step. I said to myself, ‘I will never return +whither——’”</p> + +<p>“You mean thither,” Pee-wee said.</p> + +<p>“I said to myself, ‘They will have to kill me +to take me alive,’” Brent said.</p> + +<p>“Anyway, you killed him?” I asked him.</p> + +<p>He said, “I killed him in cold blood—anyway +it wasn’t more than lukewarm. I tore him to +pieces and took his clothes and concealed my telltale +convict stripes under a weeping willow. It +was weeping its eyes out.”</p> + +<p>“It’s a wonder it wasn’t laughing,” I told him.</p> + +<p>He said, “The poor fellow was as thin as a +stick; his arms were made of a cross stick, I +think it was a broom stick. He lies under the +marsh grass in yonder swamp. And I am free!”</p> + +<p>“You’re crazy too,” the kid shouted.</p> + +<p>“I said I would escape and I did,” Brent began +to laugh. “I decided that I would escape from +the very people who claim to be the most alert and +wide-awake—the boy scouts. You say I’m crazy. +Very well, even a crazy person can foil the boy +scouts. I suppose that’s what you call logic.”</p> + +<p>“That’s what you call nonsense,” Pee-wee +yelled.</p> + +<p>“I hope you boys had a good nap while I was +escaping,” Brent said. “It was a shame to do it, +it was so easy. I tried to leave good plain footprints, +I did all that an honest convict could to +help you, but in vain. I doubt if the boy scouts +could trail a steam roller. As for the authorities +of Barrow’s Homestead ... but I’ve seen +enough of crime and its evil results.” That’s just +the way he talked. “Henceforth I mean to be +honest.”</p> + +<p>“You’re a nut, that’s what you are!” Pee-wee +shouted.</p> + +<p>Brent said, awful kind of heroic like, he said, +“Ha! Sayest thou so? Then glance at this paper.”</p> + +<p>I said, “What is it? Where did you get it?”</p> + +<p>“I got it out of the inside pocket of this old +coat,” he said; “and it means mischief. <span class='it'>Shh</span>, no +one has seen it but Harry Domicile; he agrees +with me that it has to do with a dark plot.”</p> + +<p>“You mean you found it in the scarecrow’s +pocket?” Pee-wee asked him, all excited.</p> + +<p>“I found it in the scarecrow’s inside pocket,” +Brent said. “I don’t think the scarecrow knew +it was there. It is very mysterious. I think we +are on the track of a new mystery. That anybody +who wore a black frock coat should have +had such a paper in his possession is very strange. +It is no wonder the crows shunned him.”</p> + +<h1 id='chXXVIII'>CHAPTER XXVIII—A MYSTERIOUS PAPER</h1> + +<p>Brent handed me the paper and Pee-wee nearly +pushed me off the seat sticking his head way over +and trying to read it. I have to admit it was +mighty interesting what was on that paper. The +more Pee-wee stared at it the bigger his eyes got, +and it had <span class='it'>me</span> guessing, too.</p> + +<p>All the while, Brent just sat there driving the +machine as if he wasn’t interested in the paper at +all. He said, “You seem to like it. I pick up +papers like that every day. If you don’t care for +that one, just say so and I’ll dig you up another; +I’ll find you German spy maps, lost patent papers +of wonderful inventions, mortgage papers stolen +by villyans, anything you say; just say the word.”</p> + +<p>“If you don’t care for this one, don’t be afraid to +say so. I know where there are some documents +about a dark anarchist plot. Do you care about +anarchist plots? Some people like them and +others don’t; it’s just a matter of taste.“</p> + +<p>I said, “<span class='it'>Good night</span>, this will do for me.”</p> + +<p>Pee-wee said, all excited, “Maybe it means millions +of dollars; maybe it means bars of gold. +We’ll solve the mystery, hey?”</p> + +<p>“Oh, just as you say,” Brent said; “you know +my stand on mysteries and adventures; I eat them +raw.”</p> + +<p>That paper was all old and yellow and when +we opened it I had to hold it on my knee, because +it tore where the creases were. I guess maybe +it was as old as ten years. It looked as if it had +been torn out of a memorandum book and the +writing was made with a lead pencil and it was +kind of blurred, but anyway, this is what it +said:</p> + +<div class='blockquote'> + +<p>Snake Creek. North shore from Ohio R. to Skeleton +Cove, Top of S Cove. Follow line due north +from willow. Cons to west. Stake. Measure +ninety-two feet along north line, then follow line +due NW through T.W. Stake. Treasure at HW +limit, indicated at AN Stake. Follow S line south +to pie.</p> + +</div> + +<p>Pee-wee said, very mysterious like, “What da +you think it is? It tells where there’s buried +treasure, doesn’t it?”</p> + +<p>“Sure it does,” I said. “It sounds just like the +directions in the <span class='it'>Gold Bug</span> by Edgar Allan Poe.”</p> + +<p>“It sounds just like <span class='it'>Treasure Island</span>,” Pee-wee +put in.</p> + +<p>Brent said, “Well, I don’t know. I was thinking +about it and I decided that it’s a bill of fare.”</p> + +<p>“A what?” Pee-wee shouted.</p> + +<p>“You see it’s got stake and pie on it,” Brent +said.</p> + +<p>“You make me tired!” the kid fairly yelled. +“That paper shows where buried treasure is hidden.”</p> + +<p>Brent said, “Well then, that scarecrow must +have been a pirate in his younger days. He had +an evil past and I’m glad I killed him.”</p> + +<p>“You seem to think it’s a joke,” I said; “but +it tells where there’s buried treasure, that’s one +sure thing. You can’t make anything else out of +it—can you?”</p> + +<p>Brent said, “Buried treasure’s good enough for +<span class='it'>me</span>—gold or stakes or pies, I don’t care. I’d like +to dig up a few buckwheat cakes just now.”</p> + +<p>“Do you know what you are? Do you know +what you are?” the kid began shouting. “You’re +a Philippine—that’s what you are!”</p> + +<p>I said, “You mean a philistine—that’s a person +that makes fun of things and doesn’t believe anything.”</p> + +<p>Brent said, “The only time I ever went after +buried treasure I was <span class='it'>foiled</span> by the boy scouts. +Never again. They wouldn’t chop down a tree +under which the treasure was buried because they +loved trees.”</p> + +<p>“This isn’t under a tree,” Pee-wee said; “it’s +in a cove—on the end of a line due north. That’s +different. That’s always the kind of a place wkere +treasure is—in a cove. You can tell by the names +that there’s treasure there—Snake Creek and +Skeleton Cove and lines due north and willows +and everything. It says <span class='it'>treasure</span>, doesn’t it? +What more do you want?”</p> + +<p>“Only where’s the place?” Brent said.</p> + +<p>“We’ll find it,” Pee-wee said; “we’ll find it if +we, if we—drop in our tracks.”</p> + +<p>Brent said, “That’s something I’ve always +longed to do—drop in my tracks. I’d like to be +rescued by a St. Bernard dog.”</p> + +<p>I said, “<span class='it'>Good night</span>, have a heart. There are +dogs enough in this series of thrilling adventures.”</p> + +<p>Brent said, “Well anyway, this is the only story +of adventure that has a scarecrow for a villain. +What d’ye say?”</p> + +<h1 id='chXXIX'>XXIX—THE MYSTERY DEEPENS</h1> + +<p>Brent said, “Well, as long as you like my +little mystery, we might as well take a peep into +it. We may have a couple of hairbreadth escapes, +you never can tell. By rights, we ought to quarrel +over the treasure after we have found it, and +all kill each other. That’s the way they usually +do.”</p> + +<p>“They don’t do that way any more,” Pee-wee +said; “they divide it up.”</p> + +<p>Brent said, “No, I insist on quarreling over +it.”</p> + +<p>He folded the paper and put it back in his +pocket. It seemed funny for a paper like that +to be in an old black frock coat like ministers +wear. I had to laugh at Brent on account of the +sober way he tucked it back into the pocket.</p> + +<p>I said, “It’s got <span class='it'>me</span> interested, that’s one sure +thing. But how are we going to find out where +that place is?”</p> + +<p>He said, “Well, the proper way would be for +us just to fit out an expedition and go in search +of it like old what’s-his-name who hunted for +the soda fountain down in Florida.”</p> + +<p>Pee-wee said, “Ponce de Leon, he hunted for +the Fountain of Youth.”</p> + +<p>“But the best way,” Brent said, “if you’re really +interested, is for us to get hold of a map of the +Ohio River when we hit Indianapolis. We cross +the Ohio at Wheeling and if that old creek is +anywhere in our neighborhood we’ll see if we can +hoe up a few nuggets. That’s the proper thing, +isn’t it—nuggets?”</p> + +<p>“Nuggets and pieces of eight,” Pee-wee said, +very serious.</p> + +<p>Brent said that we had enough on our minds +then, with the Uncle Tom’s Cabin people and +the Veterans’ Reunion, and that we’d better get +along, especially as Harry with the van had almost +caught up to us.</p> + +<p>But one more thing happened before we got +very far from Barrow’s Homestead, and it threw +some light on the mystery—that’s what Pee-wee +said. A man in a pair of overalls came along +the road and Brent stopped to ask him a couple +of questions. While the machine was standing +there, the van passed us. Gee, there were a lot +of people in it and on it and all over.</p> + +<p>Harry said, “Do you want us to tow you? +Come on, hurry up, you’ll be late for the show. +We’ve got Sherman’s march through Georgia beat +a hundred ways.”</p> + +<p>Brent said, “Don’t bother us, we’re chasing +after nuggets.” Then he said to the man, “You +don’t happen to know who owns that land beyond +the marsh down at the other end of town, do +you? Before you get to the Post Office? There’s +a big cornfield there.”</p> + +<p>I whispered to Pee-wee, “Keep your mouth +shut, now, and don’t tell him about good turns.”</p> + +<p>The man said, “Yer mean swamp acres? That’s +part o’ th’ old Deacon Snookbeck place.”</p> + +<p>Brent said, “Yes. Who’s he?”</p> + +<p>“Wa’l, he ain’t,” the man said, “but he was. +Th’ best thing I can say abaout that ole codger +is, he’s dead.”</p> + +<p>Brent rested his arms on the steering wheel +and talked kind of careless, sort of. He said, “I +was just wondering if the place was for sale. So +he was a queer ole codger, the deacon, hey?”</p> + +<p>The man said, “Yes, en’ more’n that as I’ve +heared tell. I guess young Snookbeck ain’t calc’latin’ +on sellln’ th’ place. I reckon nobody raound +these parts is wantin’ ter buy it, neither. Yer see +thar was a kind of a mystery ’baout ole Ebenezer. +Some folks even say his haouse is haunted by a +chap he murdered. But I reckon he wasn’ as bad +as all that.”</p> + +<p>Oh, boy, you should have seen Pee-wee! He +just sat there staring, his eyes as big as dinner +plates. He didn’t say a word, only just stared.</p> + +<p>Brent said, “House of mystery, hey? The +Frock-coated Villyan! That would be a good +name for a photoplay, huh?”</p> + +<p>That man leaned his elbow on the side of the +car and said, kind of friendly like, as if we were +special friends of his, he said, “Wa’l, ’baout, let’s +see, nigh onter ten year ago, thar was a couple +of young chaps wearin’ khaki like you chaps, come +out this way en they wuz rootin’ raound on th’ +deacon’s farm. They weren’t plantin’, that was +sure; and they weren’t no farm hands. Nobody +seemed jest able ter find out ezactly what they +were, ’cause they never talked ter nobody. Aunt +Josie Anne, daown th’ road a piece, asked one +uv ’em who he thought he was. He said he +thought he was Santa Claus, but he wasn’ sure. +They wuz kind o’ comics, both uv ’em. Wa’l, I +ain’t ashamed ter tell no man who I am.”</p> + +<p>Brent said, “You’re right,” just sort of to encourage +him to talk.</p> + +<p>The man said, “Wa’l, they stayed at th’ deacon’s +house ’n’ one night they wuz out with a +lantern in the middle of the night, under the big +tree near th’ deacon’s haouse. Steub Berry, he +’laowed they wuz buryin’ treasure thar. Some +folks had it them two strangers wuz Mexican +spies ’n’ others reckoned they wuz army deserters. +Th’ ole deacon, he jes’ laughed and said we +couldn’ guess. He wouldn’ deny nuthin’. All +of a sudden, <span class='it'>ker-bang</span>, they disappeared jes’ like +that ’n’ some folks said th’ deacon murdered both +uv ’em ter git th’ treasure. My wife, she allus had +it, they come off some ranch or other with a lot uv +stealin’s. Wa’l, ’twas a nine days’ wonder ’n arter +that folks kinder fought shy of th’ deacon.”</p> + +<p>Brent said, “And he’s dead now?”</p> + +<p>“Oh, deader’n a mummy,” the man said. +“When the world war come some folks said as +haow that pair might a been German spies all th’ +while, kind uv studying ’raound. But young +Snookbeck he says if old Ebenezer had anything +hid it would be in his Bible, en’ ’s long ’s ’tain’t +thar, ’tain’t nowhere. But that’s treasure hid +somewhere, I say, ’cause them wuz mighty funny +doin’s of them strangers. Yer goin’ ter th’ reunion +over t’ ’he Cross-roads?”</p> + +<h1 id='chXXX'>CHAPTER XXX—WE MAKE A PROMISE</h1> + +<p>As soon as we had started, Brent said, “Well, +it doesn’t look half bad, does it?”</p> + +<p>“Do you know who those fellows were? Do +you know who those fellows were?” our young +hero fairly screamed.</p> + +<p>“I think they came from Mars,” Brent said; +“that’s the way it looks to me.”</p> + +<p>I said, “You can joke but it’s pretty serious.”</p> + +<p>“They were <span class='it'>smugglers</span> that’s what they were,” +Pee-wee shouted.</p> + +<p>“They were either smugglers or book-agents,” +Brent said. “In either case they deserved to be +murdered. Maybe they were introducing a new +kind of soap——”</p> + +<p>“You make me sick,” Pee-wee yelled; “there’s +treasure somewhere and we’re going to find it! +It’s at HW limit, it said so, HW means something +about <span class='it'>hollow well</span>, I bet you.”</p> + +<p>Brent said, “Maybe it means hot waffles; +there’s a whole table d’hote dinner in that paper. +Maybe it means Hamburger wheat cakes. Anyway, +the Ohio River is a long way from Barrow’s +Homestead.”</p> + +<p>Then Brent got kind of serious, not <span class='it'>very</span> serious, +but kind of serious—as serious as he could. +And he said we should promise him that we +wouldn’t think any more about that dark, mysterious +paper, or talk about it to the other fellows +until we got all through at Grumpy’s Crossroads +and reached Indianapolis so he could get +hold of a map. Because if we couldn’t find any +stream named Snake Creek running into the Ohio +River, he didn’t want the fellows to be disappointed. +He said there was no use of our going +on a wild goose chase.</p> + +<p>You can bet we kept our promise to Brent, but +I guess Pee-wee didn’t have any more sleep till +we reached Indianapolis. But anyway, he had a +pretty good appetite. He buried some treasure +every night—ice cream sodas at the reunion.</p> + +<p>That’s one thing I like about slavery. Because +if there hadn’t been any slavery there wouldn’t +have been any Civil War, and if there hadn’t been +any Civil War there wouldn’t have been any Veterans’ +Reunion, and if there hadn’t been any Veterans’ +Reunion, there wouldn’t have been any +ice cream sodas there. See?</p> + +<p>Gee whiz, I never was in the Civil War, or the +uncivilized war or any other kind, but I got a +black eye once. Anyway, I killed four sodas when +I got to that reunion.</p> + +<p>I did it for my country’s sake.</p> + +<h1 id='chXXXI'>CHAPTER XXXI—WE REACH OUR DESTINATION</h1> + +<p>Now maybe you’ll say it was a long time since +we left those other cars and the rest of the fellows, +but it was only about an hour. Only a lot +happened in that hour—it was condensed, like. +That’s the way I like things. Only I don’t like +condensed milk. But I wish they had condensed +ice cream. Pee-wee’s a condensed scout. I’d +like to have condensed lessons, too. Anyway my +sister likes pickles—gee, I hate them. She says +even a postage stamp can stick to its subject better +than I can. I should worry. I told her you +could send an animal by mail, because once I saw +a letter with a seal on it. She’s all the time sending +notes to Harry Donnelle, she is. She gets +awful mad when I jolly her. She plays the mandolin.</p> + +<p>Let’s see, where was I? Oh, yes, now I know. +Pretty soon (she likes bonbons too), pretty soon +the van and our car came to the place where +the two roads what-d’ye-call-it—converge—that +means come together. And, gee whiz, we +had a young reunion right there. Mr. Abbington +was awful nice, but, oh boy, he could +hardly keep that other bloodhound from chewing +Brent all to pieces. I guess he thought he was +a tramp.</p> + +<p>Harry said, “Ladies and gentlemen, allow me +to introduce the Scarecrow of Barrow’s Homestead. +The only one in captivity. We intend to +exhibit him at the reunion for the small sum of a +dime, ten cents—three cents’ war tax. He used +to be an escaped convict, but now he’s reformed +and he’s a respectable scarecrow, the only real +scarecrow ever exhibited. The crows drop dead +when they see him.”</p> + +<p>Gee whiz, you ought to have heard Miss +Ophelia and Topsy laugh. Even little Eva, <span class='it'>she</span> +laughed. I guess she forgot that she was going +to die and go to Heaven. Anyway, she was awful +happy. Gee, Brent made them all laugh.</p> + +<p>I bet you think it was a crazy procession that +started off for Grumpy’s Cross-roads, but what +cared we? Gee whiz, if you don’t like it you +know what you can do.</p> + +<p>There was Harry driving the van that was +chock full of veterans, because they had picked +up some along the road, and those veterans +couldn’t even have gone if the railroads had been +running, because they lived too far away from +stations and they had never been to things like +that before.</p> + +<p>Harry made all the Uncle Tom’s Cabin people +wear their costumes and when we got near to +Grumpy’s Cross-roads he had the cruel villyan +stand on top of the van cracking his whip. But +anyway Uncle Tom sat beside me, eating peanuts, +and he should worry. Brent looked awful funny, +driving one of the touring cars, but that only made +it funnier.</p> + +<p>After about two hours more we came to +Grumpy’s Cross-roads. They were pretty cross, +all right, because there was a sign that said:</p> + +<p class='line' style='text-align:center;font-size:0.8em;'>AUTOMOBILE LAWS STRICTLY ENFORCED</p> + +<p>Oh, boy, you just ought to have seen us. The +big van went first, with the man with the whip up +on top, holding the ferocious bloodhounds. Next +came Rossie’s car full of veterans and then the +other two cars full of those actor people all dressed +up for their play.</p> + +<p>We rolled into the Main Street and a band +that was there, just getting ready to go to the +parade ground, I guess, marched in front of us +and played “Peggy.” Inside of ten seconds there +were people crowding all around us, but Harry +told them to get out of the way, he didn’t care +who they were—constables, sheriffs, judges, or +anything.</p> + +<p>“Where’s the parade ground?” he shouted.</p> + +<p>A man called, “Who are you, anyway? Whar +do you come from?”</p> + +<p>Gee whiz, it gave me a good thrill when I +heard Harry shout back, “We’re the Boy Scouts +of America, that’s who <span class='it'>we</span> are! Friends and +comrades to the boys who were chased off the +parade ground. And the show opens at 3 P. M. +sharp, so get your tickets and buy your peanuts! +We’re here! And not all the railroads in the +country can stop us. <span class='it'>On the job</span>, that’s our motto! +Get from under if you don’t want to be run down. +There’s only one man in this whole country we’ll +take any orders from and that’s Major Grumpy!”</p> + +<h1 id='chXXXII'>CHAPTER XXXII—SURRENDER AND INDEMNITY</h1> + +<p>Gee whiz, we reminded ourselves of General +Pershing coming home. Just before we drove +into the parade ground, a little fellow about as +big as Pee-wee came running up and called to us. +He was all excited. He shouted, “We read your +signal; we saw it way up on the mountain. People +said it was just the woods on fire but we knew +what it meant; we read it. We’ve got a signaler +in our patrol. But Major Grumpy said it was +just the woods on fire.”</p> + +<p>Harry shouted down to him, “Climb up on the +band wagon and be quick about it if you want to +be in at the finish. Where’s the rest of your +bunch?”</p> + +<p>Pee-wee said, “<span class='it'>Troop, not bunch</span>; don’t you +know anything about the scouts?”</p> + +<p>Harry said, “Excuse me, I mean gang.”</p> + +<p>That kid said that most of them were peeking +through the fence of the parade grounds, because +they had been chased out. He said one of them +went in to tell Major Grumpy about the smudge +message and that he had been chased out again. +He said they had dandy ice cream cones in there; +he said the ice cream went way down into the +point. Oh, boy, that’s the kind I like. He said +that one of them had enough ice cream in it for +two fellows; gee, I’ve never seen any like that. +But I’ve seen fellows that have room enough for +two cones.</p> + +<p>Poor little kid, he didn’t have any scout suit +or anything—only just a scout hat.</p> + +<p>Harry said, awful nice and friendly sort of, +he said, “Well, you just climb up here. So you +read that message, hey? Well, you and your +outfit are all right, Kiddo.”</p> + +<p>“Not outfit!” Pee-wee yelled.</p> + +<p>Harry said, “Excuse me, I mean sewing circle.”</p> + +<p>I guess that kid thought Harry was crazy; anyway +we don’t need anybody to tell us we’re crazy, +because we admit it.</p> + +<p>That kid said, “Have you got tickets to get +into the grounds?”</p> + +<p>“Tickets?” Harry said. “What do we want +tickets for when we’re going to roll up the parade +ground and take it home with us. Who are you +for? The Grand Army or the Boy Scouts? We +don’t want any hyphens here.”</p> + +<p>Poor little kid, he looked more like a period +than a hyphen. He was kind of scared of Harry, +I guess.</p> + +<p>Harry said, “We’ve got six scouts, about a +dozen veterans, two bloodhounds, nine actors +and one scarecrow. Do you think we’re afraid?”</p> + +<p>“Surrender! That’s what we’re here for,” +Rossie said.</p> + +<p>“Surrender with indemnity,” Harry said.</p> + +<p>Poor little kid, he looked all around from one +of us to another and then kept staring at Brent. +I guess he didn’t know what to make of him. +Maybe he thought Brent was a camouflaged cannon, +hey?</p> + +<p>When we got to the parade ground there were +autos and wagons standing around and lots of +people going in. There was a sign up that said +there wouldn’t be any show on account of the +railroad strike. And there were about a half a dozen +poor little codgers peeking in through cracks in +the fence; honest it made me feel sorry just to +see them. Two or three of them had on scout +hats, but most of them only had scout badges.</p> + +<p>Gee whiz, Harry Domicile didn’t care about +anybody; all the people, even the doorkeepers, +began staring at us but he should worry. He +shouted to those kids, “Fall in line, you; reenforcements +are here! Two companies of war-worn +veterans, one Uncle Tom’s Cabin troupe, two +bloodhounds, six boy scouts, and a scarecrow! +Climb aboard. On to victory!”</p> + +<p>“And a popcorn bar!” Pee-wee shouted. Jiminies, +already he had bought one of those sticky +things and he was all gummed up like a piece of +fly-paper. He had to hold one of his hands out +flat with the fingers all apart, it was so sticky. +“We’ll take all the lemonade booths and candy +counters and everything!” he shouted. “We’ll +show no mercy, hey?”</p> + +<p>I said, “Shut up, you Hun! Already that popcorn +bar looks like Rheims Cathedral.”</p> + +<p>He shouted, “I’ve got a chocolate stick, too, +and I’m going to devastate that!”</p> + +<p>Talk about frightfulness!</p> + +<p>I guess those poor little kids thought we were +crazy. Brent stood up on the seat of his car and +made gestures so as his long sleeves flopped every +which way. He shouted, “Every new recruit report +to the commissary general and receive six +rounds of peanuts and three rounds of licorice +jaw-breakers. Step up!”</p> + +<p>Oh, boy, you should have seen those veterans +laugh; they just chuckled—you know the way old +men do. One of them said he had fought at +Gettysburg but that he had never seen anything +like this before; oh, boy, didn’t he chuckle!</p> + +<p>I don’t know when Brent got them, but anyway, +he had the pockets of that crazy old coat +full of bags of peanuts, and he handed them +around to all those little fellows. He made those +kids stay in his car, too. They all started eating +peanuts, but just the same they looked sort of +scared, as if they didn’t know what was going to +happen.</p> + +<p>Harry climbed up on top of the van and began +shouting to all of us who were in the touring cars; +gee, but those cars were crowded. About a hundred +people were crowding around us too, just +staring and laughing; you couldn’t blame them. +But what made me laugh most of all was to see +those veterans—<span class='it'>good night!</span> Even when they +were getting wounded in the Civil War, I bet they +didn’t have nearly as much fun.</p> + +<h1 id='chXXXIII'>XXXIII—MOBILIZING</h1> + +<p>This is the speech that Harry made to his +troops, because my sister made him write it out +for me, because she said it would go down in history. +Brent Gaylong said he hoped if it went +down it would never come up again. Last term I +passed seventy-two in history, but, gee, I hate +dates—I don’t mean the kind you eat.</p> + +<p>This is the speech that Harry made. He said:</p> + +<div class='blockquote'> + +<p>My brave soldiers:</p> + +<p>Lieutenant Harris will please take the candy out +of his mouth and listen.</p> + +</div> + +<p>“I don’t listen with my mouth,” Pee-wee +shouted.</p> + +<p>“Well then, close it,” I told him, “and listen +to your superior officer.”</p> + +<p>Harry said:</p> + +<div class='blockquote'> + +<p>We are outside the Parade Ground of Grumpy’s +Cross-roads. We are here to demand an unconditional +surrender. A courier will go within under +the protection of a white flag.</p> + +</div> + +<p>“I’ll go, I’ve got some popcorn; that’s white,” +Pee-wee yelled.</p> + +<div class='blockquote'> + +<p>If Major Grumpy refuses our terms, then we +will storm his stronghold with every peanut that we +hold. We shall demand indemnity.</p> + +</div> + +<p>“Demand the territory where the lemonade +counter is,” Pee-wee shouted.</p> + +<p>Then everybody began hooting and yelling, and +Brent stood up in those crazy old rags and began +flapping his sleeves to keep us quiet and the old +veterans shook—kind of like a Ford car.</p> + +<p>Then Harry read us a note that he said should +be delivered to Major Grumpy in person.</p> + +<p>“I’ll deliver it,” Pee-wee shouted; “I want to +get a frankfurter, anyway.”</p> + +<p>This was the note:</p> + +<div class='blockquote'> + +<p class='line'>Major Grumpy, Commanding Officer,</p> +<p class='line'>Veterans’ Reunion:</p> + +<p>You are hereby informed that the allied forces, +consisting of Boy Scouts, Civil War Veterans, +scarecrows, +and scout reinforcements from your own +town, offer you the choice of unconditional surrender +or complete extinction. As hostages we hold Uncle +Tom’s Cabin troupe scheduled to appear at your reunion. +Ten minutes will be given for an answer. +We shall advance against your stronghold immediately.</p> + +</div> + +<p>One of the veterans said it would be better to +say, “I purpose to move immediately against your +works,” because those were the very same words +that General Grant used. So Harry put it that +way.</p> + +<p>Then he said, “Let us have peace,” because +that was what General Grant said, too. Pee-wee +thought he said, “Let’s have a piece,” so he +chucked a licorice jaw-breaker up and it struck +Harry, kerplunk, on the face.</p> + +<p>That was the beginning of hostilities.</p> + +<p>Pee-wee fired the first shot.</p> + +<h1 id='chXXXIV'>CHAPTER XXXIV—TR-R-AITORS!</h1> + +<p>That was the only shot in the whole war. It +was a punk war. Harry said, “Let the bloodshed +cease; who’ll volunteer to go in as a courier?”</p> + +<p>Pee-wee shouted, “I will.”</p> + +<p>So Harry gave him the note and told him to +stick a white popcorn bar on a stick for a flag of +truce. Honest, if you could have seen that kid +start off with the note in one hand and that popcorn +flag of truce in the other and his mouth all +stuck up with licorice candy, you’d have laughed +till you cried.</p> + +<p>We waited for about ten minutes but still he +didn’t come out, so Harry called for another volunteer +and Westy went in, because he said he +could remember just what was in the note. +<span class='it'>Good night</span>, he didn’t come out again, either.</p> + +<div class='imgcenter '> +<img src='images/illus-f178.jpg' alt='' /> +<p class='caption'>“WE’RE MAKING A DESPERATE CALVARY CHARGE,” SHOUTED PEE-WEE.</p> +</div> + +<p>Harry said, “This is very strange; they’ve either +deserted or they’re being held as prisoners.”</p> + +<p>Then Charlie Seabury said he’d go in, so he +pinned a marshmallow onto his buttonhole and +went through the admission gate. But he didn’t +come back, either.</p> + +<p>Pretty soon five of the fellows had gone in—all +the fellows in my patrol except myself. And +none of them came back. We decided that they +were all being held as prisoners.</p> + +<p>Harry said, “This is not civilized warfare at +all—not to respect a flag of truce.”</p> + +<p>I said, “Gee whiz, I never heard of a fellow +that wouldn’t respect a marshmallow or a popcorn +bar. Even I respect gum drops.”</p> + +<p>Brent said, “Well, the only thing to do is to +enter the grounds and seize the rifles in the shooting +gallery. If we can surround the dining pavilion +and seize all the sandwiches, we can cut off +their base of supplies and force a surrender. +What say, comrades?”</p> + +<p>Harry said that was the only thing to do so he +paid fifteen cents admission for all of us on account +of that being civilized warfare. Then we +drove in, and I bet that gatekeeper thought that +we were from an insane asylum, especially when +he took a good look at Brent.</p> + +<p>And, <span class='it'>good night, Sister Anne</span>, excuse me while +I laugh! What do you think we saw when we +got inside that place? About a couple of hundred +feet away was a merry-go-round, and riding +around on it were our young hero and those other +four fellows, and they were all holding on to the +brass rods with one hand and eating frankfurters +with the other.</p> + +<p>“I got the brass ring! I got the brass ring!” +Pee-wee shouted. “I get an extra ridel I’m promoted +from the Infantry, I’m in the Cavalry! +We’re making a desperate cavalry charge!”</p> + +<p>Can you beat that kid?</p> + +<h1 id='chXXXV'>CHAPTER XXXV—PEACE WITH INDEMNITY</h1> + +<p>I said, “We should worry about the cavalry; +the only thing that this cavalry can surround is +the organ on the merry-go-round.”</p> + +<p>“I can surround a frankfurter,” Pee-wee +shouted. Believe me, he could.</p> + +<p>Harry said, “The cavalry will dismount; you’re +all court-martialed and ordered to be shot at sunrise +in the shooting gallery. Fall in line.”</p> + +<p>Jiminies, I had to laugh to see that bunch trotting +along after the autos, all the while munching +frankfurters. I guess we were the craziest looking +parade that ever was; but you can have a lot +of fun being crazy, that’s one thing sure. All the +people stopped what they were doing and followed +after us. Most of the things that they were +doing were eating. I wouldn’t stop doing that +for anybody, I wouldn’t.</p> + +<p>All around were veterans in old blue coats and +they were sitting in groups talking; they were +talking about Gettysburg and Richmond, and General +Grant, and things like that. One of them +was talking about Sugar Loaf Mountain and Pee-wee +kind of slowed up so as he could listen. I +guess he thought it was some kind of candy, hey? +Harry looked around and shouted, “Attention!” +And the kid jumped about a foot in the air.</p> + +<p>Pretty soon we came to a little tent and there +was a sign on it that said, “<span class='it'>Administration Tent</span>.”</p> + +<p>Pee-wee shouted, “Go on, till we come to the +commissary tent.”</p> + +<p>I shouted back to him, “You’re a whole commissary +in yourself. You’re a nice looking sight +to demand a surrender. The first thing you want +to seize is a wash basin!”</p> + +<p>Sitting in front of that tent were several veterans +and one of them was kind of cross and +severe looking and he had a bald head. His head +was so bald that I guess he didn’t know where +to stop washing his face. You couldn’t even tell +where his face was unless he put his hat on. He +looked as if he was used to bossing people around. +Anyway, I knew he was a Union soldier, because +he had a telegram in his hand and it said <span class='it'>Western +Union</span> on it.</p> + +<p>We all stopped right in front of the tent and +Harry got down and made a salute; it was awful +funny. He said, “Major Grumpy, I believe?”</p> + +<p>“That is my name, sir,” the old man said, very +stern, kind of like a school principal.</p> + +<p>Harry said, “I am Lieutenant Donnelle and +these are my allied forces. We come here under +the protection of a white—eh, a white popcorn +bar. Hold up the popcorn bar, Private Harris.”</p> + +<p>“It’s all gone,” Private Harris piped up.</p> + +<p>Harry said, “I’m very sorry that our flag of +truce has been eaten by one of our starving troopers. +We are here to demand the surrender——”</p> + +<p>“Scouts are supposed to say <span class='it'>please</span>” Will Dawson +piped up.</p> + +<p>Harry said, “Right. Scouts are polite even +amid bloodshed and the roar of cannon.”</p> + +<p>Major Grumpy said, “You look as if you had +just taken the city of Frankfort, judging from +your rear guard.”</p> + +<p>Harry said, “Major Grumpy, your official +report that Uncle Tom’s Cabin will not be given +here to-day is not true; it is a garbled report. +Allow me to tell you that, thanks to the boy scouts +whom you sneer at and evict from your property, +Eliza will be chased as per schedule, Uncle Tom +will be thoroughly beaten, and little Eva will die +and go to heaven as announced.”</p> + +<p>Major Grumpy was kind of surprised. First +he looked us all over, and Brent took off his hat +and flapped his long sleeves at him, awful funny. +Then the major said, “Who put you off this property?”</p> + +<p>Then Harry said, “What you do to a boy scout, +you do to every boy scout in the United States, +including Mars and Grumpy’s Cross-roads and all +outlying sections. When you put these little +townsmen of yours out of that shady grove over +there, you put <span class='it'>us</span> out. Do you know that? Even +Uncle Tom, who gets whipped six times a week, +not including Wednesday and Saturday matinees, +says he never heard of such treatment. You call +the Grand Army a kind of brotherhood, but let +me tell you, Major, that we’ve got that name +<span class='it'>brotherhood</span> copyrighted, all rights reserved. +When you put these little fellows off your land, +you put half a million scouts off your land, and +that’s a bigger army than the Grand Army ever +was.</p> + +<p>“We sent up a signal to say that we were coming +and that message was delivered to you and you +thought it was a lot of nonsense.”</p> + +<p>The major said, “So you were responsible for +that column of smoke, hey?”</p> + +<p>Harry said, “You’re kind of old fashioned, +Major, on signal corps work. That was us, all +right, and these little neighbors of yours gave you +the message and you laughed at them. Well, here +we are with the goods, Little Eva weeping her +eyes out, Topsy ready to cut up, and Simon Legree +with his whip; here we are just as we said +we’d be—Johnny on the spot. We’ve brought +with us every veteran between here and Barrow’s +Homestead and they’re with us to the last ditch. +Field Marshal Gaylong here is feared by every +crow in the west. Now what are you going to do +about it?</p> + +<p>“We purpose, Major, to cut off your base of +supplies; it’s either that or surrender. We want +that shady little grove over there as indemnity. +If we don’t get it we’re going to seize all the ice +cream, all the soda water, all the lemonade, all +the candy, all the popcorn on this bloody battlefield +and starve you out. The Grand Army will +look like Grand Street, New York, when we get +through with it.”</p> + +<p>“And frankfurters too!” Pee-wee shouted.</p> + +<p>“There won’t be a frankfurter left to tell the +tale,” Harry said; “this peaceful land will run +red with red lemonade. Now what do you say?”</p> + +<p>Gee whiz, I wouldn’t accuse Harry of being +a traitor, but just the same I saw him wink at +Major Grumpy, and Major Grumpy began to +smile, and then he offered Harry a cigarette.</p> + +<p>That was giving aid and comfort to the enemy, +all right.</p> + +<h1 id='chXXXVI'>CHAPTER XXXVI—SCOUTS ON THE JOB</h1> + +<p>So that shows you how this story has a happy +ending, only that isn’t the end of it. Oh, boy, the +worst is yet to come. A lot of terrible things +happen after a war. Now we come to the reconstruction +period. And, believe me, Major Grumpy +reconstructed his opinion about the scouts. He +said that poor little patrol that was just starting +could have the grove to build a headquarters in +and he gave them some money to build it, too, +He said that before we got there he thought +that smoke away off on the mountain was just a +forest fire, but when he found out that we could +make smoke talk, good night, he was for us, all +right.</p> + +<p>But anyway, he said he liked to hear Pee-wee +talk better. I said, “Yes, but it would be nice +if he’d go off on a lonely mountain and talk, like +the smudge fire.”</p> + +<p>We spent the rest of that day at the Veterans’ +Reunion, and we saw the Uncle Tom’s Cabin +show, too. Only one of the bloodhounds wouldn’t +chase Eliza, and Rossie Bent had to give her a +frankfurter, so he’d chase her.</p> + +<p>Most of the time that we weren’t at the ice +cream counter, we were over in the grove with +those Grumpy’s Cross-roads scouts. They said +they were going to name their patrol the Crows, +after Brent Gaylong. Harry said it would be +better to name it the Hot Dogs, after Pee-wee.</p> + +<p>Once Major Grumpy came over and sat down +on a stump and talked with us and asked us a +lot of questions about the scouts. He told those +little fellows how they ought to build their shack +and he said he’d find a scoutmaster for them. +Most all the veterans came over and visited us, +and we did lots of good turns for them, carrying +their luggage and all like that. One of them was +overcome by the heat but we fixed him up, all +right, with first aid.</p> + +<p>Uncle Tom came over, too, and talked to us +between the shows. He asked us if we could dress +the marks that the ferocious bloodhounds made +on Eliza’s arm. Those marks were painted. He +was awful funny, Uncle Tom was.</p> + +<p>That reunion lasted three days, but we only +stayed one day, because we had to get started for +home. Anyway, I’m glad all the soldiers in the +Civil War didn’t get killed, because you can have +a lot of fun at reunions. One thing I’m sorry for +and that is that I won’t be a kid when the soldiers +who were in the World War are old veterans, +I bet there’ll be a lot of lemonade and things +then, hey? But anyway there’ll be scouts then, +and it will be lucky for them there was a world +war. Anyway, reunions are my favorite outdoor +sports—reunions and hikes.</p> + +<h1 id='chXXXVII'>CHAPTER XXXVII—THAT MYSTERIOUS PAPER AGAIN</h1> + +<p>We started away from that reunion at about +five o’clock at night and everybody was sorry to +see us go. Those scouts, and the Uncle Tom’s +Cabin people, and a lot of old veterans, all crowded +around us to say good-by. They said we were +a wide-awake bunch, but if they could have seen +us about four hours later they wouldn’t have said +so.</p> + +<p>We made a camp alongside the road, and I +cooked supper, and then most of us slept in the +van. While we were sitting around our camp-fire, +Brent took out that mysterious paper that +he had found in the scarecrow’s pocket, and he +kind of winked at Harry as if he was going to +spring a great surprise on us. He looked awful +funny in the light of the fire; just like a real live +scarecrow—I mean a dead one.</p> + +<p>He said, “Scouts of the victorious legion, while +we are resting after the bloody battle of Grumpy’s +Cross-roads, I have a dark communication to make +to you. Excuse me while I get in a better light.”</p> + +<p>“I thought you said it was a <span class='it'>dark</span> communication,” +Pee-wee shouted.</p> + +<p>Brent said, “Well, it’s a kind of a dim communication. +Only two scouts and our trusty +leader know about it. They have kept their lips +sealed. I wish now, by the light of this camp-fire, +to ask you one and all, if you are ready to +undertake an enterprise that is fraught with mortal +peril?”</p> + +<p>“Is it fraught with anything to eat?” Will Dawson +wanted to know.</p> + +<p>“Isn’t mortal peril good enough for you?” Pee-wee shouted.</p> + +<p>Gee whiz, some fellows are never satisfied.</p> + +<p>Brent said, “Comrades, when I put an end to +the career of that miserable scarecrow and, with +a single stroke, made millions of crows happy, +I found in the pocket of his frock-coat a mysterious +paper. More than that, I know who that +frock-coat belonged to before he had it. It belonged +to Deacon Snookbeck of Barrow’s Homestead! +<span class='it'>Ha, ha</span>,—and a couple of <span class='it'>he, he’s</span>!”</p> + +<p>“Read the paper!” they all began shouting,</p> + +<p>He said, “Silence. While traveling with Scout +Harris, and patrol leader Blakeley, I met a +stranger who told us that several years ago Deacon +Snookbeck had two mysterious visitors in his +house. Whether this paper that I am about to +read to you has any connection with those strangers, +I cannot say. I am not skilled in high grade +mysteries, being only a plain, ordinary burglar +and thug——”</p> + +<p>“You larcenied!” Pee-wee shouted.</p> + +<p>Brent put his hand on his forehead and said, +awful funny, “Don’t remind me of my crimes.”</p> + +<p>“Read the paper,” Rossie Bent said.</p> + +<p>So then Brent read the paper, and I have to +admit that it sounded pretty mysterious and I +guess, after all his fooling, that he thought so +himself.</p> + +<div class='blockquote'> + +<p>Snake Creek, North shore from Ohio R. to Skeleton +Cove. Top of S Cove. Follow line due north +from willow. Cons to west. Stake. Measure +ninety-two feet along north line, then follow line +due NW through T.W. Stake. Treasure at HW +limit, indicated at AN Stake. Follow S line south +to pie.</p> + +</div> + +<p><span class='it'>Good night</span>, you should have heard the fellows +when he finished reading. I mean you couldn’t +have heard them, because nobody said anything; +they all just sat there gaping.</p> + +<p>Then Brent said, awful funny, he said, “It +seems, scouts, that by following S line south we +shall come to a pie. Whether it is a pumpkin pie +or a mince pie I cannot say——”</p> + +<p>Harry kind of cut him off short and said, +“Brent, putting all fooling aside, now that you +read that paper over, it sounds pretty good to +me.”</p> + +<p>“I was always fond of pie,” Brent said.</p> + +<p>Harry said, “Well, I was always fond of buried +treasure and that paper has the true ring to me, +hanged if it hasn’t. Skeleton Cove sounds as if +it meant business. So does ‘<span class='it'>treasure at HW limit</span>’ +I like the sound of that. I never gave two +thoughts to that paper until just now when you +read it, but I’m hanged if I don’t think it +means something. What do you say, Tom +Slade?”</p> + +<p>Tom said in that slow way of his, “It’s got the +word <span class='it'>treasure</span> in, that’s sure.”</p> + +<p>Then Brent said with a sober face, “As an expert, +Pee-wee, what would <span class='it'>you</span> say? Is a pie a +treasure?”</p> + +<p>“Good night,” I said, “he’s buried enough pies, +he ought to know.”</p> + +<p>“It means buried treasure, that’s what it +means!” Pee-wee shouted. “And I’m with Harry; +I say let’s go and find it.”</p> + +<p>“Where?” Brent said.</p> + +<p>“You said we could get a map,” the kid shouted.</p> + +<p>All the fellows were with Harry; they were +just crazy to go after that treasure. Tom Slade +didn’t say much, but he never does. I went around +to the side of the fire where he was sitting and I +said, “You were always so crazy about adventures; +what do you think it means if it doesn’t +mean buried treasure?”</p> + +<p>“I haven’t got anything to say,” he said; “it’s +got the word treasure in it, and that settles it. I +say let’s go, if we can find the place.”</p> + +<p>I shouted, “Tom Slade is with us, he believes +in it. I say let’s go after it.”</p> + +<p>Harry was sitting on the back end of the van, +swinging his legs and looking in the fire. I knew +his thoughts were kind of serious, all right. He’s +crazy about adventures, that fellow is. Brent took +my scout knife and held it between his teeth and +glared into the fire, very fierce and savage, just +like a pirate. He did it to make Harry mad. +But all the fellows were with Harry, anyway, +and they were all crazy about the thing—even I +was crazy.</p> + +<p>Harry said, all the while looking into the fire +kind of dreamy like, he said, “Brent, why may +not this be true?”</p> + +<p>Brent said, “You mean the Pirates’ Secret or +the Mystery of the Hidden Pie?”</p> + +<p>“Don’t you mind him,” Pee-wee shouted to +Harry; “he’s a Philippine!”</p> + +<p>“That’s just what you are, Brent,” Harry said; +“you’re a Philistine. You have no romance. Just +because you live in the twentieth century you think +nothing can happen. But the world war happened, +didn’t it? You have it from a man you met +that two mysterious strangers visited the old gent +who once owned that coat. You found this paper; +in that coat—didn’t you?”</p> + +<p>Brent said, “Alas, yes.”</p> + +<p>Harry said, “Well, you can laugh——”</p> + +<p>Brent said, “I’m not laughing, I’m weeping +and gnashing my teeth; that’s true sixteenth century +stuff, isn’t it?”</p> + +<p>“Well, how do you explain the writing on that +paper, then?” Harry wanted to know.</p> + +<p>“Sure, how do you explain it, then?” Westy +piped up.</p> + +<p>“He <span class='it'>can’t</span> explain it,” Tom Warner shouted.</p> + +<p>“Sure he can’t!” Pee-wee yelled.</p> + +<p>Brent said, “I seem to have an overwhelming +minority.”</p> + +<p>Harry said, “You’re always shouting about real +adventures, but when we stumble on the real thing, +when we’re told on black and white to follow a +line due north from willow—what does that say?”</p> + +<p>“It says <span class='it'>follow a line due north from willow</span>,” +Brent said, all the while reading the paper. “It +says <span class='it'>cons to the west</span>. It says <span class='it'>stake</span>; +I don’t know whether it’s a porterhouse or a sirloin. +It may be a Hamburger. It says by following the S +line south we’ll come to the pie.”</p> + +<p>Harry jumped down and looked over Brent’s +shoulder and he said, “What does it say about +the treasure? We’ll find it at HW limit—there +it is on black and white. Boys, we’ll get a map +in Indianapolis and find out where Snake Creek +is if we have to study that map all night. We’re +on the track of pirates’ gold, by thunder! Here’s +a <span class='it'>real adventure</span> handed to us by fate! If old +Grouch Gaylong isn’t with us, we’ll send him +home in a baby carriage, that’s what!”</p> + +<p>Brent said—gee whiz, I had to laugh the way +he said it; he said, “Comrades, I will follow where +you lead. Take me to the treasure and I will dig +it up. But if that scarecrow has deceived me, I +will never trust man again. As a criminal I have +been a failure. I wanted to escape from cruel +jailers, I escaped from two boy scouts. I wanted +to plunge from the window of a dry goods van. +I wanted to kill a fellow being; I murdered a +scarecrow. My life has been a failure.”</p> + +<p>Gee whiz; honest I almost felt sorry for him.</p> + +<p>He said, “But I have not lost hope. Boys, I +will go with you. I will follow the line north +from the willow. I will measure ninety-two feet +along something-or-other. I will follow the S +line south to the pie, be it pumpkin, apple or mince. +I will eat the stake. But if I am deceived, if my +hopes are again dashed——”</p> + +<p>“We’ll send you to the insane asylum,” Harry +said; “that’s where you belong.”</p> + +<p>Brent said, “I have always longed to be thrown +into a mad-house.”</p> + +<p>Gee whiz, you can’t help laughing at that fellow.</p> + +<h1 id='chXXXVIII'>CHAPTER XXXVIII—THE ONLY WAY</h1> + +<p>The next afternoon we got to Indianapolis and +Harry treated us all to sodas. Then we bought a +map that showed the Ohio River. We made a +camp about ten miles east of Indianapolis and +had a dandy camp-fire. While we were there we +studied the map and, good night, there was Snake +Creek as plain as day running into it from the +north. It ran into it about fifteen miles north of +Wheeling.</p> + +<p>Harry said, “That’s enough for us; the treasure +is ours.”</p> + +<p>Pee-wee said, “I’m sorry now we didn’t get +some more sodas as long as we’re going to be +rich.”</p> + +<p>Harry said, “Never mind, we’ll have sodas and +ice cream and things in every town between here +and Wheeling; I’ll advance the money. What +are a few dollars against maybe several millions?”</p> + +<p>Pee-wee said, “Sure, and we can afford some +jaw-breakers, too.”</p> + +<p>“All you want,” Harry said.</p> + +<p>“Won’t it spoil our appetites for the pie?” +Brent wanted to know. But just the same he +was interested.</p> + +<p>Now there’s no use telling you about our journey +from Indianapolis to Wheeling—that’s about +eight or nine hundred miles, roughly speaking; +only scouts don’t speak roughly. They have to +be polite. On that journey we passed through +Springfield and Columbus and a lot of other big +places, and all the people stared at us. Every +night we camped in the country, because we didn’t +like staying in cities.</p> + +<p>Gee, I thought we’d never get to Wheeling but +after a few days we got there, and then we put +our machines up to get all greased and have some +repairs made. I don’t mean <span class='it'>us</span>, I mean the machines.</p> + +<p>Then we hired a big launch and started up +the Ohio River. About ten miles up, Snake Creek +flows into it. It flows in through the north shore. +Up Snake Creek about ten miles is Skeleton Cove, +I bet you’re getting awful anxious, hey?</p> + +<p>Harry said, “Boys, the fun isn’t in getting +money; the fun is in finding treasure. Why +wouldn’t it be a good idea to send a couple of +thousand, say, to those little fellows back at +Grumpy’s Cross-roads?”</p> + +<p>“Let’s give five thousand to the Boy Scout +drive,” I said.</p> + +<p>Brent said, “All I want for myself is the pie; +I’m hungry.”</p> + +<p>Now when we got to Skeleton Cove we saw +it was all shady and spooky, like. The water was +black and the place was dark just like a cave. It +was awful still in there. I bet you’re crazy to +know what comes next, hey?</p> + +<p>Over against the shore was the wreck of an +old motor-boat; I guess it got smashed by the +rocks there. We chugged over to where it was +and Tom Slade climbed out and stepped across +it.</p> + +<p>Harry said, “What do you think it means, +Tommy boy?”</p> + +<p>Tom was kneeling on the old deck and looking +over the edge. All of a sudden he said, “Now I +know; I was a fool not to think of it before. The +name of this boat is the <span class='it'>Treasure</span>.”</p> + +<p>Harry said, “What?”</p> + +<p>I said, “What?”</p> + +<p>Will Dawson shouted, “On the level?”</p> + +<p>“On the bow,” Tom said.</p> + +<p>Pee-wee piped up, “What do you mean?”</p> + +<p>Brent said, “Dear me; foiled again.”</p> + +<p>Tom said, “Now I know what it means. The +boys from the Geological Survey were here. All +that had me guessing was the word <span class='it'>treasure</span>. A +pie is a topographic mark; it shows where government +land ends. Cons means contours. They +staked their measurings. They were just measuring +this cove and the creek so as to make government +maps. T.W. means tide water.”</p> + +<p>Harry said, awful funny like, “If it wouldn’t +be asking too much, will you please tell me what +it means where it says, ‘Treasure at HW limit +indicated at AN stake.’ Can you answer that?”</p> + +<p>Tom said in that sober way of his, “I think it +means something about this boat, the <span class='it'>Treasure</span> +being at high water limit as indicated at anchorage +stake. I can’t tell just exactly what that +memorandum means, because I never worked in +the survey, but I guess the survey boys weren’t +doing any harm out at Deacon Snookbeck’s. They +were probably lining up the contours on his farm. +Anyway, all they were doing here was taking the +contours and the water lines for the government +maps. The only thing that puzzled me was the +word treasure.”</p> + +<p>“And there is no pie here?” Brent said.</p> + +<p>“A pie is a government mark,” Tom said; “it +means the government owns the land to that point—where +the pie is. See?”</p> + +<p>Oh, boy, Harry didn’t say a word. None of +the rest of us said a word—only Brent.</p> + +<p>He said, “Then I have been deceived by a +scarecrow! This ends my quest of adventure; I +am through. I am going home and to the only +refuge where real adventure can be found—the +movies. I am through with the boy scouts. Perhaps +with William S. Hart or Douglas Fairbanks +I can find the life I crave. There I can find cliffs +to jump off, roofs to leap from, people to +kill who are worthy of being killed—not scarecrows——”</p> + +<p>“And floods to get caught in!” Pee-wee yelled.</p> + +<p>Brent said, “Yes, and jails to escape from——”</p> + +<p>“And ships to get wrecked in!” the kid shouted.</p> + +<p>“I know all about the movies I’ll go with you! +I’ll go with you——”</p> + +<p>Gee whiz, but that kid is a scream.</p> + +<p class='line' style='text-align:center;margin-top:1.5em;'>THE END</p> + +<hr class='pb'/> + +<p class='line' style='text-align:center;font-size:1.2em;'>This Isn’t All!</p> + +<div class='blockquote'> + +<p>Would you like to know what +became of the good friends you +have made in this book?</p> + +<p>Would you like to read other +stories continuing their adventures +and experiences, or other books +quite as entertaining by the same +author?</p> + +<p>On the <span class='it'>reverse side</span> of the wrapper +which comes with this book, +you will find a wonderful list of +stones which you can buy at the +same store where you got this book.</p> + +</div> + +<p class='line' style='text-align:center;'>Don’t throw away the Wrapper</p> + +<div class='blockquote'> + +<p>Use it as a handy analog of the books +you want some day to have. But in +case you do mislay it, write to the +Publishers for a complete catalog.</p> + +</div> + +<hr class='pb'/> + +<div class='lgc'> <!-- rend='center;' --> +<p class='line' style='text-align:center;font-size:1.2em;'>THE ROY BLAKELEY BOOKS</p> +<p class='line'> </p> +<p class='line' style='text-align:center;'>By PERCY KEESE FITZHUGH</p> +<p class='line'> </p> +<p class='line' style='text-align:center;'>Author of “Tom Slade,” “Pee-wee Harris,”</p> +<p class='line' style='text-align:center;'>“Westy Martin,” Etc.</p> +<p class='line'> </p> +<p class='line' style='text-align:center;'>Illustrated. Picture Wrappers in Color.</p> +<p class='line'> </p> +<p class='line' style='text-align:center;'>Every Volume Complete in Itself.</p> +</div> <!-- end rend --> + +<p>In the character and adventures of Roy Blakeley are typified +the very essence of Boy life. He is a real boy, as real as +Huck Finn and Tom Sawyer. He is the moving spirit of +the troop of Scouts of which he is a member, and the average +boy has to go only a little way in the first book before +Roy is the best friend he ever had, and he is willing to part +with his best treasure to get the next book in the series.</p> + +<div class='literal-container'><div class='literal'> <!-- rend='block;' --> +<p class='line'>ROY BLAKELEY</p> +<p class='line'>ROY BLAKELEY’S ADVENTURES IN CAMP</p> +<p class='line'>ROY BLAKELEY, PATHFINDER</p> +<p class='line'>ROY BLAKELEY’S CAMP ON WHEELS</p> +<p class='line'>ROY BLAKELEY’S SILVER FOX PATROL</p> +<p class='line'>ROY BLAKELEY’S MOTOR CARAVAN</p> +<p class='line'>ROY BLAKELEY, LOST, STRAYED OR STOLEN</p> +<p class='line'>ROY BLAKELEY’S BEE-LINE HIKE</p> +<p class='line'>ROY BLAKELEY AT THE HAUNTED CAMP</p> +<p class='line'>ROY BLAKELEY’S FUNNY BONE HIKE</p> +<p class='line'>ROY BLAKELEY’S TANGLED TRAIL</p> +<p class='line'>ROY BLAKELEY ON THE MOHAWK TRAIL</p> +<p class='line'>ROY BLAKELEY’S ELASTIC HIKE</p> +<p class='line'>ROY BLAKELEY’S ROUNDABOUT HIKE</p> +</div></div> <!-- end rend --> + +<p class='line' style='text-align:center;'>GROSSET & DUNLAP, <span class='it'>Publishers</span>, NEW YORK</p> + +<hr class='pb'/> + +<div class='lgc'> <!-- rend='center;' --> +<p class='line' style='text-align:center;font-size:1.2em;'>THE PEE-WEE HARRIS BOOKS</p> +<p class='line'> </p> +<p class='line' style='text-align:center;'>By PERCY KEESE FITZHUGH</p> +<p class='line'> </p> +<p class='line' style='text-align:center;'>Author of “Tom Slade,” “Roy Blakeley,”</p> +<p class='line' style='text-align:center;'>“Westy Martin,” Etc.</p> +<p class='line'> </p> +<p class='line' style='text-align:center;'>Illustrated. Individual Wrappers in Color.</p> +<p class='line'> </p> +<p class='line' style='text-align:center;'>Every Volume Complete in Itself.</p> +</div> <!-- end rend --> + +<p>All readers of the Tom Slade and the Roy Blakeley +books are acquainted with Pee-wee Harris. These stories +record the true facts concerning his size (what there is of +it) and his heroism (such as it is), his voice, his clothes, +his appetite, his friends, his enemies, his victims. Together +with the thrilling narrative of how he foiled, baffled, circumvented +and triumphed over everything and everybody +(except where he failed) and how even when he failed he +succeeded. The whole recorded in a series of screams and +told with neither muffler nor cut-out.</p> + +<div class='literal-container'><div class='literal'> <!-- rend='block;' --> +<p class='line'>PEE-WEE HARRIS</p> +<p class='line'>PEE-WEE HARRIS ON THE TRAIL.</p> +<p class='line'>PEE-WEE HARRIS IN CAMP</p> +<p class='line'>PEE-WEE HARRIS IN LUCK</p> +<p class='line'>PEE-WEE HARRIS ADRIFT</p> +<p class='line'>PEE-WEE HARRIS F. O. B. BRIDGEBORO</p> +<p class='line'>PEE-WEE HARRIS FIXER</p> +<p class='line'>PEE-WEE HARRIS: AS GOOD AS HIS WORD</p> +<p class='line'>PEE-WEE HARRIS: MAYOR FOR A DAY</p> +<p class='line'>PEE-WEE HARRIS AND THE SUNKEN TREASURE</p> +</div></div> <!-- end rend --> + +<p class='line' style='text-align:center;'>GROSSET & DUNLAP, <span class='it'>Publishers</span>, NEW YORK</p> + +<hr class='pb'/> + +<div class='lgc'> <!-- rend='center;' --> +<p class='line' style='text-align:center;font-size:1.2em;'>GARRY GRAYSON FOOTBALL STORIES</p> +<p class='line'> </p> +<p class='line' style='text-align:center;'>By ELMER A. DAWSON</p> +<p class='line'> </p> +<p class='line' style='text-align:center;'>Individual Colored Wrapper and Illustration by</p> +<p class='line'> </p> +<p class='line' style='text-align:center;'>WALTER S. ROGERS</p> +<p class='line'> </p> +<p class='line' style='text-align:center;'>Every Volume Complete in Itself</p> +</div> <!-- end rend --> + +<p>Football followers all over the country will hail with delight +this new and thoroughly up-to-date line of gridiron +tales.</p> + +<p>Garry Grayson is a football fan, first, last, and all the +time. But more than that, he is a wideawake American +boy with a “gang” of chums almost as wideawake as +himself.</p> + +<p>How Garry organized the first football eleven his grammar +school had, how he later played on the High School +team, and what he did on the Prep School gridiron and +elsewhere, is told in a manner to please all readers and +especially those interested in watching a rapid forward +pass, a plucky tackle, or a hot run for a touchdown.</p> + +<p>Good, clean football at its best—and in addition, rattling +stories of mystery and schoolboy rivalries.</p> + +<div class='literal-container'><div class='literal'> <!-- rend='block;' --> +<p class='line'>GARRY GRAYSON’S HILL STREET ELEVEN;</p> +<p class='line'> or, The Football Boys of Lenox.</p> +<p class='line'> </p> +<p class='line'>GARRY GRAYSON AT LENOX HIGH;</p> +<p class='line'> or, The Champions of the Football League.</p> +<p class='line'> </p> +<p class='line'>GARRY GRAYSON’S FOOTBALL RIVALS;</p> +<p class='line'> or, The Secret of the Stolen Signals.</p> +<p class='line'> </p> +<p class='line'>GARRY GRAYSON SHOWING HIS SPEED;</p> +<p class='line'> or, A Daring Run on the Gridiron.</p> +<p class='line'> </p> +<p class='line'>GARRY GRAYSON AT STANLEY PREP;</p> +<p class='line'> or, The Football Rivals of Riverview.</p> +</div></div> <!-- end rend --> + +<p class='line' style='text-align:center;'>GROSSET & DUNLAP, <span class='it'>Publishers</span>, NEW YORK</p> + +<hr class='pb'/> + +<div class='lgc'> <!-- rend='center;' --> +<p class='line' style='text-align:center;font-size:1.2em;'>THE TOM SLADE BOOKS</p> +<p class='line'> </p> +<p class='line' style='text-align:center;'>By PERCY KEESE FITZHUGH</p> +<p class='line'> </p> +<p class='line' style='text-align:center;margin-left:1em;'>Author of “Roy Blakeley,” “Pee-wee Harris,”</p> +<p class='line' style='text-align:center;'>“Westy Martin,” Etc.</p> +<p class='line'> </p> +<p class='line' style='text-align:center;'>Illustrated. Individual Picture Wrappers in Color.</p> +<p class='line'> </p> +<p class='line' style='text-align:center;'>Every Volume Complete in Itself.</p> +</div> <!-- end rend --> + +<p>“Let your boy grow up with Tom Slade,” is a suggestion +which thousands of parents have followed during the past, +with the result that the TOM SLADE BOOKS are the +most popular boys’ books published today. They take Tom +Slade through a series of typical boy adventures through +his tenderfoot days as a scout, through his gallant days as +an American doughboy in France, back to his old patrol +and the old camp ground at Black Lake, and so on.</p> + +<div class='literal-container'><div class='literal'> <!-- rend='block;' --> +<p class='line'>TOM SLADE, BOY SCOUT</p> +<p class='line'>TOM SLADE AT TEMPLE CAMP</p> +<p class='line'>TOM SLADE ON THE RIVER</p> +<p class='line'>TOM SLADE WITH THE COLORS</p> +<p class='line'>TOM SLADE ON A TRANSPORT</p> +<p class='line'>TOM SLADE WITH THE BOYS OVER THERE</p> +<p class='line'>TOM SLADE, MOTORCYCLE DISPATCH BEARER</p> +<p class='line'>TOM SLADE WITH THE FLYING CORPS</p> +<p class='line'>TOM SLADE AT BLACK LAKE</p> +<p class='line'>TOM SLADE ON MYSTERY TRAIL</p> +<p class='line'>TOM BLADE’S DOUBLE DARE</p> +<p class='line'>TOM SLADE ON OVERLOOK MOUNTAIN</p> +<p class='line'>TOM SLADE PICKS A WINNER</p> +<p class='line'>TOM SLADE AT BEAR MOUNTAIN</p> +<p class='line'>TOM SLADE: FOREST RANGER</p> +<p class='line'>TOM SLADE IN THE NORTH WOODS</p> +</div></div> <!-- end rend --> + +<p class='line' style='text-align:center;'>GROSSET & DUNLAP, <span class='it'>Publishers</span>, NEW YORK</p> + +<hr class='pb'/> + +<div class='lgc'> <!-- rend='center;' --> +<p class='line' style='text-align:center;font-size:1.2em;'>Jerry Todd and Poppy Ott Series</p> +<p class='line'> </p> +<p class='line' style='text-align:center;'>BY LEO EDWARDS</p> +<p class='line'> </p> +<p class='line' style='text-align:center;'>Durably Bound. Illustrated. Individual Colored Wrappers.</p> +<p class='line'> </p> +<p class='line' style='text-align:center;'>Every Volume Complete in Itself.</p> +</div> <!-- end rend --> + +<p>Hundreds of thousands of boys who laughed until their +sides ached over the weird and wonderful adventures of +Jerry Todd and his gang demanded that Leo Edwards, +the author, give them more books like the Jerry Todd +stories with their belt-bursting laughs and creepy shivers. +So he took Poppy Ott, Jerry Todd’s bosom chum and +created the Poppy Ott Series, and if such a thing could be +possible—they arc even more full of fun and excitement +than the Jerry Todds.</p> + +<p class='line' style='text-align:center;'>THE POPPY OTT SERIES</p> + +<div class='literal-container'><div class='literal'> <!-- rend='block;' --> +<p class='line'>POPPY OTT AND THE STUTTERING PARROT</p> +<p class='line'>POPPY OTT AND THE SEVEN LEAGUE STILTS</p> +<p class='line'>POPPY OTT AND THE GALLOPING SNAIL</p> +<p class='line'>POPPY OTT’S PEDIGREED PICKLES</p> +</div></div> <!-- end rend --> + +<p class='line' style='text-align:center;'>THE JERRY TODD BOOKS</p> + +<div class='literal-container'><div class='literal'> <!-- rend='block;' --> +<p class='line'>JERRY TODD AND THE WHISPERING MUMMY</p> +<p class='line'>JERRY TODD AND THE ROSE-COLORED CAT</p> +<p class='line'>JERRY TODD AND THE OAK ISLAND TREASURE</p> +<p class='line'>JERRY TODD AND THE WALTZING HEN</p> +<p class='line'>JERRY TODD AND THE TALKING FROG</p> +<p class='line'>JERRY TODD AND THE PURRING EGG</p> +<p class='line'>JERRY TODD IN THE WHISPERING CAVE</p> +</div></div> <!-- end rend --> + +<p class='line' style='text-align:center;'>GROSSET & DUNLAP, <span class='it'>Publishers</span>, NEW YORK</p> + +<hr class='pb'/> + +<div class='lgc'> <!-- rend='center;' --> +<p class='line' style='text-align:center;font-size:1.2em;'>Football and Baseball Stories</p> +<p class='line'> </p> +<p class='line' style='text-align:center;'>Durably Bound. Illustrated. Individual Colored Wrappers.</p> +<p class='line'> </p> +<p class='line' style='text-align:center;'>Every Volume Complete in Itself.</p> +</div> <!-- end rend --> + +<p>THE RALPH HENRY BARBOUR BOOKS FOR BOYS</p> + +<p>In these up-to-the-minute, spirited genuine stories of +boy life there is something which will appeal to every boy +with love of manliness, cleanness and sportsmanship +in his heart.</p> + +<div class='literal-container'><div class='literal'> <!-- rend='block;' --> +<p class='line'>LEFT END EDWARDS</p> +<p class='line'>LEFT TACKER THAYER</p> +<p class='line'>LEFT GUARD GILBERT</p> +<p class='line'>CENTER RUSH ROWLAND</p> +<p class='line'>FULLBACK FOSTER</p> +<p class='line'>LEFT HALF HARMON</p> +<p class='line'>RIGHT END EMERSON</p> +<p class='line'>RIGHT GUARD GRANT</p> +<p class='line'>QUARTERBACK BATES</p> +<p class='line'>RIGHT TACKLE TODD</p> +<p class='line'>RIGHT HALF ROLLINS</p> +</div></div> <!-- end rend --> + +<p>THE CHRISTY MATHEWSON BOOKS FOR BOYS</p> + +<p>Every boy wants to know how to play ball in the fairest +and squarest way. These books about boys and baseball +are full of wholesome and manly interest and information.</p> + +<div class='literal-container'><div class='literal'> <!-- rend='block;' --> +<p class='line'>PITCHER POLLOCK</p> +<p class='line'>CATCHER CRAIG</p> +<p class='line'>FIRST BASE FAULKNER</p> +<p class='line'>SECOND BASE SLOAN</p> +<p class='line'>PITCHING IN A PINCH</p> +</div></div> <!-- end rend --> + +<p class='line' style='text-align:center;'>THIRD BASE THATCHER, By Everett Scott</p> + +<p class='line' style='text-align:center;'>GROSSET & DUNLAP, <span class='it'>Publishers</span>, NEW YORK</p> + +<hr class='pb'/> + +<div class='lgc'> <!-- rend='center;' --> +<p class='line' style='text-align:center;font-size:1.2em;'>THE FLYAWAYS STORIES</p> +<p class='line'> </p> +<p class='line' style='text-align:center;'>By ALICE DALE HARDY</p> +<p class='line'> </p> +<p class='line' style='text-align:center;'>Author of The Riddle Club Books</p> +<p class='line'> </p> +<p class='line' style='text-align:center;'>Individual Colored Jackets and Colored Illustrations by</p> +<p class='line' style='text-align:center;'>WALTER S. ROGERS</p> +</div> <!-- end rend --> + +<p>A splendid new line of interesting tales for the little +ones, introducing many of the well known characters of +fairyland in a series of novel adventures. The Flyaways +are a happy family and every little girl and boy will want +to know all about them.</p> + +<p>THE FLYAWAYS AND CINDERELLA</p> + +<div class='blockquote'> + +<p>How the Flyaways went to visit Cinderella only to find that Cinderella’s +Prince had been carried off by the Three Robbers, Rumbo, Hibo and Jobo. +“I’ll rescue him!” cried Pa Flyaway and then set out for the stronghold of +the robbers. A splendid continuation of the original story of Cinderella.</p> + +</div> + +<p>THE FLYAWAYS AND LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD</p> + +<div class='blockquote'> + +<p>On their way to visit Lillte Red Riding Hood the Flyaways fell in with +Tommy Tucker and The Old Woman Who Lived in a Shoe. They told +Tommy about the Magic Button on Red Riding Hood’s cloak. How the +wicked Wolf stole the Magic Button and how the wolves plotted to eat up +Little Red Riding Hood and all her family, and how the Flyaways and +King Cole lent the wolves flying, makes a story no children will want to miss.</p> + +</div> + +<p>THE FLYAWAYS AND GOLDILOCKS</p> + +<div class='blockquote'> + +<p>The Flyaways wanted to see not only Goldilocks but also the Three +Bears and then took a remarkable journey through the air to do so. Tommy +even rode on a Rocket and met the monstrous Blue Frog. When they +arrived at Goldilock’s house they found that the Three Bears had been there +before them and mussed everything up, mich to Goldilock’s despair. “We +must drive those bears out of the country!” said Pa Flyaway. Then they +journeyed underground to the Yellow Palace, and oh! so many things happened +after that!</p> + +</div> + +<p class='line' style='text-align:center;'>GROSSET & DUNLAP, <span class='it'>Publishers</span>, NEW YORK</p> + +<hr class='pb'/> + +<div class='lgc'> <!-- rend='center;' --> +<p class='line' style='text-align:center;font-size:1.2em;'>THE TOM SWIFT SERIES</p> +<p class='line'> </p> +<p class='line' style='text-align:center;'>By VICTOR APPLETON</p> +<p class='line'> </p> +<p class='line' style='text-align:center;'>Uniform Style of Binding. Individual Colored Wrappers.</p> +<p class='line'> </p> +<p class='line' style='text-align:center;'>Every Volume Complete in Itself</p> +</div> <!-- end rend --> + +<p>Every boy possesses some form of inventive genius. +Tom Swift is a bright, ingenious boy and his inventions +and adventures make the most interesting kind of reading.</p> + +<div class='literal-container'><div class='literal'> <!-- rend='block;' --> +<p class='line'>TOM SWIFT AND HIS MOTOR CYCLE</p> +<p class='line'>TOM SWIFT AND HIS MOTOR BOAT</p> +<p class='line'>TOM SWIFT AND HIS AIRSHIP</p> +<p class='line'>TOM SWIFT AND HIS SUBMARINE BOAT</p> +<p class='line'>TOM SWIFT AND HIS ELECTRIC RUNABOUT</p> +<p class='line'>TOM SWIFT AND HIS WIRELESS MESSAGE</p> +<p class='line'>TOM SWIFT AMONG THE DIAMOND MAKERS</p> +<p class='line'>TOM SWIFT IN THE CAVES OF ICE</p> +<p class='line'>TOM SWIFT AND HIS SKY RACER</p> +<p class='line'>TOM SWIFT AND HIS ELECTRIC RIFLE</p> +<p class='line'>TOM SWIFT IN THE CITY OF GOLD</p> +<p class='line'>TOM SWIFT AND HIS AIR GLIDER</p> +<p class='line'>TOM SWIFT IN CAPTIVITY</p> +<p class='line'>TOM SWIFT AND HIS WIZARD CAMERA</p> +<p class='line'>TOM SWIFT AND HIS GREAT SEARCHLIGHT</p> +<p class='line'>TOM SWIFT AND HIS GIANT CANNON</p> +<p class='line'>TOM SWIFT AND HIS PHOTO TELEPHONE</p> +<p class='line'>TOM SWIFT AND HIS AERIAL WARSHIP</p> +<p class='line'>TOM SWIFT AND HIS BIG TUNNEL</p> +<p class='line'>TOM SWIFT IN THE LAND OF WONDERS</p> +<p class='line'>TOM SWIFT AND HIS WAR TANK</p> +<p class='line'>TOM SWIFT AND HIS AIR SCOUT</p> +<p class='line'>TOM SWIFT AND HIS UNDERSEA SEARCH</p> +<p class='line'>TOM SWIFT AMONG THE FIRE FIGHTERS</p> +<p class='line'>TOM SWIFT AND HIS ELECTRIC LOCOMOTIVE</p> +<p class='line'>TOM SWIFT AND HIS FLYING BOAT</p> +<p class='line'>TOM SWIFT AND HIS GREAT OIL GUSHER</p> +<p class='line'>TOM SWIFT AND HIS CHEST OF SECRETS</p> +<p class='line'>TOM SWIFT AND HIS AIRLINE EXPRESS</p> +</div></div> <!-- end rend --> + +<p class='line' style='text-align:center;'>GROSSET & DUNLAP, <span class='it'>Publishers</span>, NEW YORK</p> + +<hr class='pb'/> + +<div class='lgc'> <!-- rend='center;' --> +<p class='line' style='text-align:center;font-size:1.2em;'>THE DON STURDY SERIES</p> +<p class='line'> </p> +<p class='line' style='text-align:center;'>By VICTOR APPLETON</p> +<p class='line'> </p> +<p class='line' style='text-align:center;'>Individual Colored Wrappers and Text Illustrations by</p> +<p class='line'> </p> +<p class='line' style='text-align:center;'>WALTER S. ROGERS</p> +<p class='line'> </p> +<p class='line' style='text-align:center;'>Every Volume Complete in Itself</p> +</div> <!-- end rend --> + +<p>In company with his uncles, one a mighty hunter and +the other a noted scientist, Don Sturdy travels far and +wide, gaining much useful knowledge and meeting many +thrilling adventures.</p> + +<p>DON STURDY ON THE DESERT OF MYSTERY</p> + +<div class='blockquote'> + +<p>An engrossing tale of the Sahara Desert, of encounters with +wild animals and crafty Arabs.</p> + +</div> + +<p>DON STURDY WITH THE BIG SNAKE HUNTERS</p> + +<div class='blockquote'> + +<p>Don’s uncle, the hunter, took an order for some of the biggest +snakes to be found in South America—to be delivered alive!</p> + +</div> + +<p>DON STURDY IN THE TOMBS OF GOLD</p> + +<div class='blockquote'> + +<p>A fascinating tale of exploration and adventure in the Valley +of Kings in Egypt.</p> + +</div> + +<p>DON STURDY ACROSS THE NORTH POLE</p> + +<div class='blockquote'> + +<p>A great polar blizzard nearly wrecks the airship of the explorers.</p> + +</div> + +<p>DON STURDY IN THE LAND OF VOLCANOES</p> + +<div class='blockquote'> + +<p>An absorbing tale of adventures among the volcanoes of Alaska.</p> + +</div> + +<p>DON STURDY IN THE PORT OF LOST SHIPS</p> + +<div class='blockquote'> + +<p>This story is just full of exciting and fearful experiences on the sea.</p> + +</div> + +<p>DON STURDY AMONG THE GORILLAS</p> + +<div class='blockquote'> + +<p>A thrilling story of adventure in darkest Africa. Don is +carried over a mighty waterfall into the heart of gorilla land.</p> + +</div> + +<p class='line' style='text-align:center;'>GROSSET & DUNLAP, <span class='it'>Publishers</span>, NEW YORK</p> + +<hr class='pb'/> + +<div class='lgc'> <!-- rend='center;' --> +<p class='line' style='text-align:center;font-size:1.2em;'>THE RADIO BOYS SERIES</p> +<p class='line'> </p> +<p class='line' style='text-align:center;'>By ALLEN CHAPMAN</p> +<p class='line'> </p> +<p class='line' style='text-align:center;'>Author of the “Railroad Series,” Etc.</p> +<p class='line'> </p> +<p class='line' style='text-align:center;'>Individual Colored Wrappers. Illustrated.</p> +<p class='line'> </p> +<p class='line' style='text-align:center;'>Every Volume Complete in Itself</p> +</div> <!-- end rend --> + +<p>A new series for boys giving full details of radio work, +both in sending and receiving—telling how small and +large amateur sets can be made and operated, and how +some boys got a lot of fun and adventure out of what they +did. Each volume from first to last is so thoroughly fascinating, +so strictly up-to-date and accurate, we feel sure +all lads will peruse them with great delight.</p> + +<p>Each volume has a Foreword by Jack Binns, the well-known +radio expert.</p> + +<div class='literal-container'><div class='literal'> <!-- rend='block;' --> +<p class='line'>THE RADIO BOYS’ FIRST WIRELESS</p> +<p class='line'>THE RADIO BOYS AT OCEAN POINT</p> +<p class='line'>THE RADIO BOYS AT THE SENDING STATION</p> +<p class='line'>THE RADIO BOYS AT MOUNTAIN PASS</p> +<p class='line'>THE RADIO BOYS TRAILING A VOICE</p> +<p class='line'>THE RADIO BOYS WITH THE FOREST RANGERS</p> +<p class='line'>THE RADIO BOYS WITH THE ICEBERG PATROL</p> +<p class='line'>THE RADIO BOYS WITH THE FLOOD FIGHTERS</p> +<p class='line'>THE RADIO BOYS ON SIGNAL ISLAND</p> +<p class='line'>THE RADIO BOYS IN GOLD VALLEY</p> +</div></div> <!-- end rend --> + +<p class='line' style='text-align:center;'>GROSSET & DUNLAP, <span class='it'>Publishers</span>, NEW YORK</p> + + + + + + + + + +<pre> + + + + + +End of the Project Gutenberg EBook of Roy Blakeley's Motor Caravan, by +Percy Keese Fitzhugh + +*** END OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK ROY BLAKELEY'S MOTOR CARAVAN *** + +***** This file should be named 44172-h.htm or 44172-h.zip ***** +This and all associated files of various formats will be found in: + http://www.gutenberg.org/4/4/1/7/44172/ + +Produced by Roger Frank and Sue Clark + +Updated editions will replace the previous one--the old editions +will be renamed. + +Creating the works from public domain print editions means that no +one owns a United States copyright in these works, so the Foundation +(and you!) can copy and distribute it in the United States without +permission and without paying copyright royalties. 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