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-The Project Gutenberg EBook of Caleb Wright, by John Habberton
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-Title: Caleb Wright
- A Story of the West
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-Author: John Habberton
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-_CALEB WRIGHT_
-
-
-
-
-_CALEB WRIGHT_
-
-_A STORY OF THE WEST_
-
- _BY
- JOHN HABBERTON_
-
- _Author of_
-
- _"HELEN'S BABIES"
- "THE JERICHO ROAD"
- ETC._
-
-
- _BOSTON
- LOTHROP PUBLISHING COMPANY_
-
-
-
-
- _COPYRIGHT,
- 1901, BY
- LOTHROP
- PUBLISHING
- COMPANY._
-
- _ALL RIGHTS
- RESERVED_
-
- _ENTERED AT
- STATIONERS'
- HALL_
-
- _Norwood Press
- J. S. Cushing & Co.--Berwick & Smith
- Norwood, Mass._
-
-
-
-
-_CONTENTS_
-
-
- _Chapter_ _Page_
- _I._ _Their Fortune_ 11
- _II._ _Taking Possession_ 25
- _III._ _Introduced_ 40
- _IV._ _Home-making_ 54
- _V._ _Business Ways_ 71
- _VI._ _The Unexpected_ 94
- _VII._ _An Active Partner_ 108
- _VIII._ _The Pork-house_ 124
- _IX._ _A Western Spectre_ 137
- _X._ _She wanted to know_ 150
- _XI._ _Caleb's Newest Project_ 163
- _XII._ _Deferred Hopes_ 177
- _XIII._ _Farmers' Ways_ 194
- _XIV._ _Fun with a Camera_ 211
- _XV._ _Cause and Effect_ 224
- _XVI._ _Decoration Day_ 242
- _XVII._ _Foreign Invasion_ 263
- _XVIII._ _The Tabby Party_ 281
- _XIX._ _Days in the Store_ 299
- _XX._ _Profit and Loss_ 316
- _XXI._ _Cupid and Corn-meal_ 332
- _XXII._ _Some Ways of the West_ 348
- _XXIII._ _After the Storm_ 366
- _XXIV._ _How it came about_ 381
- _XXV._ _Looking Ahead_ 406
- _XXVI._ _The Railway_ 428
- _XXVII._ _Conclusion_ 444
-
-
-
-
-_CALEB WRIGHT_
-
-
-
-
-I--THEIR FORTUNE
-
-
-ALL people who have more taste than money are as one in the conviction
-that people with less money than taste suffer more keenly day by day,
-week by week, year by year, than any other class of human beings.
-
-Of this kind of sufferer was Philip Somerton, a young man who had
-strayed from a far-western country town to New York to develop his
-individuality and make his fortune, but especially to enjoy the
-facilities which a great city offers (as every one knows, except the
-impecunious persons who have tried it) to all whose hearts hunger for
-whatever is beautiful, refining, and also enjoyable.
-
-To some extent Philip had succeeded, for he quickly adapted himself to
-his new surroundings; and as he was intelligent, industrious, and of
-good habits, he soon secured a clerkship which enabled him to pay for
-food, shelter, and clothing, and still have money enough for occasional
-books and music and theatre tickets, and to purchase a few articles
-of a class over which the art editor of Philip's favorite morning
-newspaper raved delightfully by the column. Several years later he
-was still more fortunate; for he met Grace Brymme, a handsome young
-woman who had quite as much intelligence and taste as he, and who,
-like Philip, had been reared in a country town. That in New York she
-was a saleswoman in a great shop called a "department store" was not
-in the least to her discredit; for she was an orphan, and poor, and
-with too much respect to allow herself to be supported by relatives as
-poor as she, or to be "married off" for the sole purpose of securing
-a home. When Philip declared his love and blamed himself for having
-formed so strong an attachment before he had become financially able
-to support a wife in the style to which his sweetheart's refinement
-and cleverness entitled her, the young woman, who was quite as deep in
-love as he, replied that in so large a city no one knew the affairs
-of inconspicuous people, so there was no reason why they should not
-marry, and she retain her business position and salary under the only
-name by which her employers and business associates would know her, and
-together they would earn a modest competence against the glorious by
-and by.
-
-So they married, and told only their relatives, none of whom was in New
-York, and out of business hours the couple occupied a small apartment
-and a large section of Paradise, and together they enjoyed plays and
-concerts and pictures and books and bric-à-brac as they had never
-imagined possible when they were single; and when there was nothing
-special in the outer world to hold their attention they enjoyed each
-other as only warm-hearted and adaptive married people can.
-
-But marriage has no end of unforeseen mysteries for people who really
-love each other, and some of these obtruded themselves unexpectedly
-upon Philip and Grace, and gave the young people some serious moments,
-hours, and days. At first these disturbers were repelled temporarily
-by gales of kisses and caresses, but afterwards Grace's warm brown eyes
-would look deeper than they habitually were, and Philip would feel as
-if he had lost the power of speech. It was merely that each wished to
-be more and do more for the sake of the other. Philip knew that Grace
-was the sweetest, handsomest, cleverest, noblest woman in the world,
-and that the world at large had the right to know it. Grace thought
-Philip competent to illumine any social circle, and to become a leader
-among men; but how was the world to know of it while he and she were
-compelled to remain buried alive in a city in which no one knew his
-next-door neighbor except by sight? In her native village deserving
-young men frequently became partners of their employers, but Philip
-assured her that in New York no such recognition could be expected. The
-best he could hope for was to retain his position, be slowly promoted,
-and some day rank with the highest clerks.
-
-One evening Philip, who ordinarily reached home later than his wife,
-stood in the door of the apartment when Grace appeared. He quieted the
-young woman with a rapturous smile, and said, with much lover-like
-punctuation:--
-
-"All of our troubles are ended, dear girl. We can live as we wish,
-and buy everything we wish. To-night--at once, if you like--we can
-afford to tell the whole world that we are no longer a mere clerk and a
-saleswoman."
-
-Grace at once looked more radiant than her husband had ever seen her;
-she exclaimed:--
-
-"Oh, Phil! Tell me all about it! Quick!"
-
-"I will, my dear, if you'll loosen your arms--or one of them--for a
-moment, so that I can get my hand into my pocket. I've inherited old
-Uncle Jethro's property. I don't know how much it amounts to, but
-he was a well-to-do country merchant, and here's a single check, on
-account, for a thousand dollars."
-
-"Phil!" exclaimed Grace, placing her hands on her husband's face and
-pushing it gently backward, while her cheeks glowed, and her lips
-parted, and her eyes seemed to melt.
-
-"That makes me far happier than I was," said Phil, "though I didn't
-suppose that could be possible. Your face is outdoing itself. I didn't
-suppose money could make so great a difference in it."
-
-"'Tisn't the money," Grace replied slowly, "and yet, I suppose it is.
-But we won't reason about it now. We can do what we most wish--tell the
-world that we're married; for that, I'd gladly have become a beggar.
-But do tell me all about it."
-
-Philip placed his wife in an easy chair, took a letter from his pocket,
-and said:--
-
-"I suppose this will explain all more quickly than I could tell it.
-'Tis a lawyer's letter. Listen:--
-
- "'PHILIP SOMERTON, ESQ.,--
-
- "'DEAR SIR: We are charged to inform you that your
- uncle, Jethro Somerton, died a few days ago, and made
- you the sole beneficiary of his will, on condition that
- you at once proceed to Claybanks, and assume charge of
- the general store and other business interests that
- were his, and that you provide for his clerk, Caleb
- Wright, for the remainder of said Wright's natural
- life, and to the satisfaction of the said Wright. In
- the event of any of these stipulations not being met,
- the entire property is to be divided among several
- (specified) benevolent associations, subject to a life
- annuity to Caleb Wright, and you are to retire from the
- business without taking any of the proceeds.
-
- "'By the terms of the will we are instructed, (through
- your late uncle's local attorney) to send you the
- enclosed check for One Thousand ($1000) Dollars, to
- provide for the expenses of your trip to Claybanks, and
- to enable you to procure such things as you may wish to
- take with you, the Claybanks stores not being stocked
- with a view to the trade of city people; but our bank
- will defer payment of the same until we are in receipt
- of enclosed acknowledgment, duly signed before a notary
- public, of your acceptance under the terms of your
- uncle's will, a copy of which we enclose.
-
- "'Yours truly,
- "'TRACE & STUBB,
-
- "'_For counsel of Jethro Somerton, deceased_.'"
-
-"How strange!" murmured Grace, who seemed to be in a brown study.
-
-"Is that all it is?" asked Phil.
-
-"No, you silly dear; you know it isn't. But you've scarcely ever
-mentioned your uncle to me; now it appears that you must have been very
-dear to him. I can't understand it."
-
-"Can't, eh? That's somewhat uncomplimentary to me. I suppose the truth
-is that Uncle Jethro couldn't think of any one else to leave his money
-to; for he was a widower and childless. My dear dead-and-gone father
-was his only brother, and he had no sisters, so I'm the only remaining
-male member of the family."
-
-"But what sort of man was he? Do tell me something about him."
-
-"I wish I knew a lot of pleasant things to tell, but I know little
-of him except what I heard when I was a boy. Father, in whom
-family affection was very strong, loved him dearly, yet used to be
-greatly provoked by him at times; for uncle's only thought was of
-money--perhaps because he had nothing else to think of, and he wrote
-advice persistently, with the manner of an elder brother--a man whose
-advice should be taken as a command. When I started East I stopped
-off and tramped three miles across country to call on him, for the
-letter he wrote us when father died was a masterpiece of affection and
-appreciation. I had never seen him, and I'm ashamed to say, after what
-has just occurred, that after our first interview I had no desire to
-see him again. His greeting was fervent only in curiosity; he studied
-my face as if I were a possible customer who might not be entirely
-trustworthy. Then he made haste to tell me, with many details, that he
-was the principal merchant and business man in the county, where he
-had started thirty years before, with no capital but his muscles and
-wits. He intimated that if I cared to remain with him a few months on
-trial, and succeeded in impressing him favorably, I might in time earn
-an interest in his business; but I thought I had seen enough of country
-stores and country ways to last me for life; so I made the excuse
-that as my parents were dead and my sisters married, I felt justified
-in going to New York to continue my studies. When he asked me what I
-was studying, I was obliged to reply, 'Literature and art,' at which
-statement he sneered--I may say truthfully that he snorted--and at once
-became cooler than before; so I improved my first opportunity, between
-customers' visits, to say that it was time for me to be starting back
-to the railway station. In justice to myself, however, as well as
-to him, I could not start without telling him how greatly his letter
-about my father had affected me. For a moment he was silent: he looked
-thoughtful, and as tender, I suppose, as a burly, hard-natured man
-could look; then he said:--
-
-"'Your father was one of the very elect, but--'
-
-"I quickly interrupted with, 'I'm not very religious, but I won't
-listen to a word of criticism of one of the elect--least of all, of my
-father. Good by, uncle.' He made haste to say that the only two men
-of the Somerton family shouldn't part in anger; and when he learned
-that I had walked three miles through the darkness and November mud,
-and intended to walk back to the station, he told a man who seemed
-to be his clerk,--Caleb Wright, evidently the man mentioned in this
-extraordinary letter,--to get out some sort of conveyance and drive me
-over. While Caleb was at the stables, my uncle questioned me closely as
-to my capital and business prospects. I was not going to be outdone in
-personal pride, so I replied that, except for some mining stocks which
-some one had imposed upon my father, and were down to two cents per
-share, I'd exactly what he had told me he began with,--muscle and wits.
-He saw that I had no overcoat,--boys and young men in our part of the
-country seldom had them,--so he pressed one upon me, and when I tried
-to decline it, he said, 'For my dead brother's sake,' which broke me
-down. When I reached the train, I found in the overcoat pockets some
-handkerchiefs, gloves, hosiery, neckwear, and several kinds of patent
-medicines, which evidently he thought trustworthy; there was also a
-portemonnaie containing a few small notes and some coin. I wrote,
-thanking him, as soon as I found employment; but he never answered
-my letter, so I was obliged to assume that he had repented of his
-generosity and wished no further communication with me."
-
-"How strange! But the man--Caleb--who drove you to the station, and who
-seems to be a life pensioner on the estate, and is to be dependent upon
-us,--how did he impress you?"
-
-"I scarcely remember him, except as a small man with a small
-face, small beard, a small gentle voice, and pleasanter eyes than
-country clerks usually have. I remember that his manner seemed very
-kindly,--after my experience with my uncle's,--and he said a clever
-or quaint thing once in a while, as any other countryman might have
-done. For the rest, he is a Civil War veteran, and about forty years of
-age--perhaps less, for beards make men look older than they are."
-
-"And the town with the odd name--Claybanks?"
-
-"I saw it only in the dark, which means I didn't see it at all. I
-believe 'tis the county town, and probably it doesn't differ much
-from other Western villages of a thousand or two people. 'Twill be a
-frightful change from New York, dear girl, for you."
-
-"You will be there," replied Grace, with a look that quickly brought
-her husband's arms around her. "And you will be prominent among men,
-instead of merely one man among a dozen in a great office. Every one
-will know my husband; he won't any longer go to and from business as
-unknown as any mere nobody, as you and most other men do in New York.
-'Tis simply ridiculous--'tis unnatural, and entirely wrong, that my
-husband's many clever, splendid qualities aren't known and put to their
-proper uses. You ought to be the manager of the firm you are with,
-instead of a mere clerk. I want other people to understand you, and
-admire you, just as I do, but no one is any one in this great crowded,
-lonely, dreadful city."
-
-"There, there!" said Philip. "Don't make me conceited. Besides, we've
-neglected that check for at least ten minutes. Let's have another look
-at it. A thousand dollars!--as much money as both of us have had to
-spend in a year, after paying our rent! A tenth part of it will be more
-than enough to take us and our belongings to Claybanks; with the other
-nine hundred we'll buy a lot of things with which to delight ourselves
-and astonish the natives,--silk dresses and other adornments for you,
-likewise a piano, to replace the one we have been hiring, and some
-pictures, and bric-à-brac, and we'll subscribe to a lot of magazines,
-and--"
-
-"But suppose," said Grace, "that after reaching there you find the
-business difficult or unendurable, and wish to come back to New York?"
-
-"Never fear for me! I'm concerned only for you, dear girl. I know
-Western country places, having been brought up in one; I know the
-people, and among them you will take place at once as a queen. But
-queens are not always the most contented of creatures. Their subjects
-may not be--"
-
-"If my first and dearest subject remains happy," said Grace, "I shall
-have no excuse for complaining."
-
-
-
-
-II--TAKING POSSESSION
-
-
-THE ensuing week was a busy one for Philip and Grace; for to announce
-an unsuspected marriage and a coming departure at one and the same
-time to two sets of acquaintances is no ordinary task, even to two
-social nobodies in New York. Besides, Philip had lost no time in making
-the legal acknowledgment that was requisite to the cashing of his
-check, and in spending a portion of the proceeds. A short letter came
-from Caleb Wright, enclosing one almost equally short from the late
-Jethro Somerton, which assured Philip of Caleb's honesty and general
-trustworthiness, and that the business would not suffer for a few days.
-
-"Caleb is a far better and broader man than I," Philip's uncle had
-written, "but he lacks force and push. I'm satisfied he can't help
-it. He is stronger than he looks, and younger too, but he was fool
-enough to take part in the Civil War, where he got a bullet that is
-still roaming about in him, besides a thorough malarial soaking that
-medicine can't cure. This often makes him dull; sometimes for weeks
-together. But he knows human nature through and through, and if I had
-a son to bring up, I'd rather give the job to Caleb than trust myself
-with it. He has done me a lot of good in some ways, and I feel indebted
-to him and want him to be well cared for as long as he lives. His
-salary is small, and he won't ask to have it increased; but sometimes
-he'll insist that you help him with some projects of his own, and I
-advise you to do it, for he will make your life miserable until you do,
-and the cost won't be great. I used to fight him and lose my temper
-over some of his hobbies, but now I wish I hadn't; 'twould have been
-cheaper."
-
-"That," said Philip, after reading the passage to Grace, "is about as
-tantalizing as if written for the purpose of teasing me, for there's
-not a shadow of hint as to the nature of Caleb's projects and hobbies.
-He may be experimenting in perpetual motion or at extracting sunshine
-from cucumbers. Still, as the man is honest and his freaks are not
-expensive, I don't see that I can suffer greatly. By the way, when
-I informed our firm that they would have to endure the withdrawal
-of my valuable services, and told them the reason, they were not a
-bit surprised; they said my uncle had written them several times,
-asking about my progress and character, and they had been unable to
-say anything to my discredit. They had been curious enough to make
-inquiries, from the commercial agencies, about the writer of the
-letters, and they took pleasure in informing me that Uncle Jethro's
-store, houses, farms, were estimated by good judges, at--guess how
-much."
-
-Grace wondered vaguely a moment or two before she replied:--
-
-"Aunt Eunice's cousin was the principal merchant in a town of two or
-three thousand people, and his estate, at his death, was--inventoried,
-I think was the word--at twelve thousand dollars. Is it as much as
-that?"
-
-"Multiply it by six, my dear, and you'll be within the mark, which is
-seventy-five thousand dollars."
-
-"Oh, Phil!"
-
-"I repeat it, seventy-five thousand dollars, and that in a country
-where a family with a thousand a year can live on the fat of the
-land! Our firm declares that our fortune will be as much to us, out
-there, as half a million would be in New York. Doesn't that make your
-heart dance? I can give you horses and carriages, dress you in silks
-and laces, hire plenty of servants for you; in short, make you in
-appearance and luxury what you will be by nature, the finest lady in
-the county. Dear woman, the better I've learned to know you, the more
-guilty I've felt at having married you; for I saw plainly that you were
-fit to adorn any station in the world, instead of being the wife of a
-man so poor that you yourself had to work for wages to help us have a
-home. At times I've felt so mean about it that--"
-
-Grace stopped further utterance on the subject by murmuring:--
-
-"Seventy-five thousand dollars! What shall we do with it?"
-
-"Enjoy it, dear girl; that's what we shall do. We've youth, health,
-taste, spirits, energy, and best of all, love. If all these qualities
-can't help us to enjoy money, I can't imagine what else can. Besides,
-Claybanks is bound to be a city in the course of a few years--so uncle
-said; and if he was right, we will be prepared to take the lead in
-society. 'Twon't be injudicious to have the largest, best-furnished
-house, and a full circle of desirable acquaintances, against the time
-when the sleepy village shall be transformed in a day, Western fashion,
-into a bustling city."
-
-The several days that followed were spent largely in longings to get
-away, and regrets at leaving New York's many new delights that were
-at last within reach; but finally Philip wrote Caleb Wright that he
-would arrive at Claybanks on a specified date, and asked that the best
-room in the best hotel be engaged for him. The couple reached the
-railway station at dawn of a dull December morning, and after an hour
-of effort, while Grace remained in the single room at the station and
-endeavored not to be nauseated by the mixed odors of stale tobacco,
-an overloaded stove, and a crate of live chickens awaiting shipment,
-Philip found a conveyance to take them to Claybanks. The unpaved road
-was very muddy, and the trees were bare, the farm-houses were few and
-unsightly. Philip was obliged to ask:--
-
-"Isn't it shockingly dismal?"
-
-"Is this the road," Grace answered, "over which you walked, at night,
-when you visited your uncle?"
-
-"The very same, I suppose, for there's never a choice of roads between
-two unimportant places."
-
-"Then I sha'n't complain," said Grace, nestling very close to her
-husband.
-
-The outlook did not improve as the travellers came near to the village
-of Claybanks. Houses were more numerous, but most of them were very
-small, many were unpainted, and some were of rough logs. The fences,
-while exhibiting great variety of design, were almost uniform in
-shabbiness.
-
-"Rather a dismal picture, isn't it?" asked Philip. "It suggests a
-kalsominer's attempt to copy a Corot."
-
-"I'm keeping my eyes closed," Grace replied. "I'm going to defer being
-impressed by the town until a sunny day arrives."
-
-"If you were to look about you now," said Philip, gloomily, "you'd
-see the fag end of nothing--the jumping-off place of the world. How
-my uncle succeeded in living here--still stranger in making money
-here--passes my comprehension."
-
-The best room at the hotel proved to be quite clean, but as bare as a
-hotel chamber could be, and also very cold. Philip begged for one with
-a fire, but was told that all warmed rooms were already occupied by
-regular lodgers. Fortunately breakfast was being served. It consisted
-of fried pork, fried sausage, fried eggs, tough biscuits, butter of a
-flavor which the newest guests neither recalled nor approved, two kinds
-of pie, and coffee.
-
-"If this is the best hotel Caleb could find for us, what can the worst
-be?" whispered Philip.
-
-"Perhaps we can find board in a private family," whispered Grace, in
-reply.
-
-"How early will Somerton's store be open?" asked Philip of the
-landlord, who had also served as table-waiter.
-
-"It's been open since daybreak, I reckon; it usually is," was the
-reply. "I shouldn't wonder if you was the new boss, seein' you have the
-same name. Well, I'm glad to see you. I'm one of your customers."
-
-"Thank you very much. Is the store far from here?"
-
-"Only two blocks up street. You'll find Caleb there. You know Caleb
-Wright?"
-
-"Oh, yes; I've been here before."
-
-"That so? Must have put up at the other hotel, then--or mebbe you
-stopped with your uncle."
-
-"Er--yes, for the little while I was in town. I wish there was a warm
-room in which my wife could rest, while I go up to the store to see
-Caleb."
-
-"Well, what's the matter with the parlor? Come along; let me show you."
-
-Philip looked into the parlor; so did Grace, who quickly said:--
-
-"Do let me go to the store with you. You know I always enjoy a walk
-after breakfast."
-
-"Pretty soft walkin', ma'am," said the landlord, after eying Grace's
-daintily shod feet. "Better let me borrow you my wife's gum shoes;
-she ain't likely to go out of the house to-day. You ought to have gum
-boots, though, if you're dead set on walkin' about in winter."
-
-Grace thanked the landlord for his offer and advice, but hurried Phil
-out of the hotel, after which she said:--
-
-"That was my first visit to a hotel of any kind. Do they improve on
-acquaintance? Oh, Phil! Don't look so like a thunder-cloud! What can
-the matter be?"
-
-"I should have been thoughtful enough to come a day or two in advance,
-and found a proper home for you. I hope Caleb will know of one. Be
-careful!--the sidewalk is ending. Let me go first."
-
-Two or three successive planks served as continuation of the sidewalk,
-and their ends did not quite join, but Philip skilfully piloted his
-wife along them. Beyond, in front of a residence, was a brick walk
-about two feet wide, after which was encountered soft mud for about
-fifty linear feet. Philip looked about for bits of board, stone,
-brick--anything with which to make solid footing at short intervals.
-But he could see nothing available; neither could he see any person out
-of doors, so in desperation he took Grace in his arms and carried her
-to a street-crossing, where to his delight he saw a broad stick of hewn
-timber embedded in the mud and extending from side to side. After this
-were some alternations of brick sidewalk, mud, and a short causeway
-of tan-bark, the latter ending at a substantial pavement in front of
-a store over which was a weatherbeaten sign bearing the name JETHRO
-SOMERTON.
-
-"The treasure-house of Her Majesty Grace I., Queen of Claybanks," said
-Philip. "Shall we enter?"
-
-As Philip opened the door, a small man who was replenishing the stove
-looked around, dropped a stick of wood, wiped his hands on his coat,
-came forward, smiling pleasantly, and said:--
-
-"Mr. Somerton, I'm very glad to see you again."
-
-"Thank you, Mr. Wright. Let me make you acquainted with Mrs. Somerton."
-
-Caleb seemed not a bit appalled as he shook hands with Grace. He held
-her hand several seconds while he looked at her, and seemed to approve
-of what he saw; then he said:--
-
-"Your uncle told me of your marriage, and thought you'd been very
-unwise. I reckon he'd change his mind if he was here, though 'twas a
-hard one to change."
-
-Grace blushed slightly and replied:--
-
-"I hope so, I'm sure. Have you had the entire work of the store since
-Uncle Jethro died?"
-
-"Uncle--Jethro! I don't believe he'd have died if he'd heard you say
-that! Well, yes, I've been alone here. Your husband wrote he'd be along
-pretty soon, an' as the roads was so soft that the farmers didn't come
-to town much, I didn't think it worth while to get extra help. Come
-into the back room, won't you? There's chairs there, an' a good fire
-too."
-
-"Are the farmers your principal customers?" Grace asked, as she sank
-into a capacious wooden armchair.
-
-"Well, they're the most important ones. They take most time, too,
-though some of the women-folks in this town can use more time in
-spendin' a quarter an' makin' up their minds--principally the latter,
-than--well, I don't s'pose you can imagine how they wait, an' fuss, an'
-turn things over, an'--"
-
-"Oh, indeed I can," said Grace; "for once I was a country girl, and in
-New York I was a saleswoman in a store, and have waited on just such
-customers half an hour at a time without making a sale, though the
-store was one of the biggest in the city, and its prices were as low as
-any."
-
-"I want to know!" exclaimed Caleb, whose eyes had opened wide while
-Grace talked. "You?--a country gal?--an' a saleswoman? I wouldn't have
-thought it!"
-
-"Why not? Don't I look clever enough?"
-
-"Oh, that ain't it, but--"
-
-"Some day, when you and Philip are real busy," suggested Grace,
-"perhaps you'll let me help you behind the counter."
-
-"Mrs. Somerton is a great joker," explained Philip, as Caleb continued
-to look incredulous.
-
-"But I wasn't joking," said Grace. "I'll really help in the store some
-day when--"
-
-"When your husband lets you, you said," remarked Philip.
-
-"Well," drawled Caleb, slowly regaining his customary expression, "I
-shouldn't wonder if Mrs. Somerton's the kind that's let to do pretty
-much as she likes."
-
-Philip laughed, and replied:--
-
-"You're a quick judge of human nature, Mr. Wright. But before we talk
-business I want some advice and assistance. We can't live at that
-hotel; for my wife would have to sit in a cold room all day, which
-isn't to be thought of. Can't you suggest a boarding place, in a
-private family?"
-
-"Scarcely, I'm afraid," Caleb replied after a moment of thought. "I
-don't b'lieve any families here ever took boarders, or would know
-how to do it to your likin'. What's the matter with your takin' your
-uncle's house an' livin' in it? It's plain, but comfortable, an' just
-as he left it."
-
-"Is there a servant in it?"
-
-"Oh, no; there hasn't been since his wife died, an' _she_ wasn't
-what you city folks call a servant. 'Helper' is what you want to say
-in these parts. They're hard to get, too, an' if they're not treated
-same as if they was members of the family, they won't stay. About your
-uncle,--well, you see he took his meals at the hotel, an' done his own
-housework, which didn't amount to much except makin' his bed ev'ry
-mornin' an' makin' fire through the winter. S'pose you take a look at
-it, when you're good and ready. It's on the back of the store-lot, and
-the key is in the desk here. Your furniture an' things, that come by
-rail, I had put in the warehouse behind the store, not knowin' just
-what you'd want to do."
-
-Philip and Grace looked at each other, and exchanged a few words about
-possible housekeeping. Caleb looked at both with great interest, and
-improved the first moment of silence to say:--
-
-"An' she's--you've--been a shop-girl!" Philip frowned slightly, and
-Caleb hastened to add, "I ort to have said a saleswoman. But who would
-have thought it!"
-
-"Caleb is a character," Grace said as soon as she and her husband left
-the store. "I'm going to be very fond of him."
-
-"Very well; do so. I'll promise not to be jealous. He's certainly
-hearty, and 'tis good for us that he's honest; for we and all we have
-are practically in his hands and will remain there until I get a grip
-on the business. But I do wish Uncle Jethro hadn't been so enragingly
-non-committal about the chap's peculiarities. I shall be on pins and
-needles until I know what the old gentleman was hinting at. Besides, he
-may have been entirely mistaken. A mind that could imagine that this
-out-of-the-world hole-in-the-ground must one day become a city could
-scarcely have been entirely trustworthy about anything."
-
-
-
-
-III--INTRODUCED
-
-
-THE house in which the late Jethro Somerton had lived was a plain
-wooden structure, entered by a door opening directly into a room which
-had been used as a sitting room. Behind this was a kitchen, beside
-which was a bedroom, while in front, beside the sitting room, was a
-"best room" or parlor. There was a second floor, in which were four
-rooms, some of which had never been used. The ceilings throughout the
-house were so low that Philip, who was quite tall, could touch them
-with his finger-tips when he stood on tiptoe. The walls of the sitting
-room and parlor were hard-finished and white; all the other walls were
-rough and whitewashed.
-
-"This is quite out of the question, as a home," said Philip. "No hall,
-no--"
-
-"Why not make believe that the sitting room is a square hall?" Grace
-asked. "They're the rage in the swell villages around New York."
-
-"But there's no bath room."
-
-"We can make one, on the upper floor, where we've rooms to spare."
-
-"Perhaps; but 'tis very improbable that the town has a water service."
-
-"Then have a tank, fed from the roof or by a pump, as Aunt Eunice
-has in her cottage, smaller than this and in a town no larger than
-Claybanks."
-
-"No furnace, of course, to warm the house, and--ugh!--I don't believe
-the town knows of the existence of coal, for both stoves at the store
-are fed with wood."
-
-"So they were, and--oh, I see! Here are fireplaces in the
-sitting-room--or hall, I suppose I should say--and in the parlor! Think
-how unutterably we longed for the unattainable--that is, an open wood
-fire--in our little flat in the city!"
-
-"But, dear girl, a fireplace grows cold at night."
-
-"Quite likely; but don't you suppose the principal merchant in town
-could economize on something so as to afford enough quilts and blankets
-to keep his family from freezing to death while they sleep?"
-
-"You angel, you've all the brains of the family. Where did you learn so
-much about houses? And about what to do when you don't find what you
-want in them? And who taught you?"
-
-"I suppose necessity taught me," Grace replied, with a laugh, "and
-within the past few minutes, too. For, don't you see, we must live in
-this house. There seems to be no other place for us. And I suppose
-'tis instinct for women, rather than men, to see the possibilities of
-houses, for a woman has to spend most of her life indoors."
-
-Then she walked slowly toward the kitchen, where she contemplated the
-stove, two grease-spotted tables, and four fly-specked walls. Philip
-followed her, saying:--
-
-"What a den! Money must be spent here at once, and--oh, Grace! You're
-crying? Come here--quick! I never before saw tears in your eyes!"
-
-"And you never shall again," Grace sobbed. "I don't see what can be the
-matter with me; it must be the cold weather that has--"
-
-"This forlorn barn of a house and this shabby, God-forsaken town have
-broken your heart!" exclaimed Philip. "I wish I too could cry. I assure
-you my heart has been in my boots, though I've tried hard to keep it
-in its proper place. Don't let's remain here another hour. I'll gladly
-abandon my inheritance to the benevolent societies. We'll hurry back to
-the city and let our things follow us."
-
-"But we can't, Phil, for we've burned our bridges behind us. We can
-take only such money as will get us back, and we would not be certain
-of employment on reaching the city. Besides, we told our acquaintances
-of our good fortune, but not of its conditions; if we go back, they
-will suspect you and pity me."
-
-"You're right--you're right!" said Philip, from behind tightly closed
-jaws. "Why hadn't I sense to get leave of absence for a week, and look
-at the gift before accepting it? Still, we're alive; we have the money,
-and the first and best use of it is to make you comfortable. I'll get
-Caleb to get me some men at once,--one of them to make fires, and the
-others to bring over and unpack our goods. In the meanwhile, you shall
-at least keep warm in the office of the store. You'll have only barrels
-of molasses and vinegar and bales of grain-sacks for company, but--"
-
-"But my husband won't be farther away than the next room," Grace said,
-"and the door between shall remain open."
-
-Then Philip kissed the tears from her eyes, and Grace called herself an
-unreasonable baby, and Philip called himself an unpardonable donkey,
-and they returned together to the store, entering softly by the back
-door, so that Caleb should not see them and join them at once. But
-dingy though the back windows of the office were, Caleb, standing
-behind one of them, said to himself:--
-
-"Rubbin' her face with her handkerchief!--that means she's been cryin'.
-Well, I should think she would, if city houses are anythin' like the
-picture-papers make 'em out to be."
-
-Caleb retired to the store, where Phil joined him after a few moments,
-and said:--
-
-"We shall live in the old house, Mr. Wright. My wife and I have been
-looking it over, and we see how it can be made very comfortable."
-
-"You do, eh?" Caleb replied; at the same time his face expressed so
-much astonishment that Philip laughed, and said:--
-
-"You mustn't mistake us for a pair of city upstarts. My wife, as she
-told you, was a country girl; she went to New York only a few years
-ago, and 'twas only four years since I passed through here on my way to
-the city. We're strong enough and brave enough to take anything as we
-find it, if we can't make it better. That reminds me that the old house
-can be bettered in many ways. Is there a plumber in the town?"
-
-"No, sir!" replied Caleb, with emphasis, and a show of indignation such
-as might have been expected were he asked if Claybanks supported a
-gambling den. "We've read about 'em, in the city papers, an' I reckon
-one of 'em would starve to death if he come out here, unless the boys
-run him out of town first."
-
-"H'm! I'm going to beg you to restrain the boys when I coax a plumber
-here from the nearest city, for a few days' work in the house. And
-I've another favor to ask; you know people here, and I don't, as yet.
-Won't you find me two or three men, this morning--at once--to unpack
-my things that came from the city, and put them into the house? When
-they're ready to move them, I wish you'd make some excuse to coax
-my wife out here, so that I can slip down to the house, without her
-knowledge, and prepare a surprise for her by placing all our belongings
-about as they were in our rooms in the city."
-
-"Good for you! Good for you!" exclaimed Caleb, rubbing his hands. "If
-you're that kind o' man, I reckon you're deservin' of her. Most men's
-so busy with their own affairs, or so careless, that women comin' to a
-new country have a back-breakin' time of it, an' a heart-breakin' too.
-I dunno, though, that I can keep her away from you long enough. From
-her ways,--the little I've seen of 'em,--I reckon she's one o' the kind
-o' wives that sticks to her husband like hot tar to a sheep's wool."
-
-"Oh, you'll have no trouble, for she already has taken a great liking
-to you."
-
-"I recippercate the sentiment," said Caleb, again rubbing his hands.
-"I don't know much, but a man can't work in a country store about
-twenty year or more without sizin' up new specimens of human nature
-powerful quick, an' makin' mighty few mistakes at it. You'll find out
-how it is. All of a sudden, some day, a new settler, that you never
-saw before, 'll come in an' want to be trusted for goods--sca'cely any
-of 'em has any cash, an' you have to wait for your pay till they can
-raise some kind of produce, an' bring it in. If you can't read faces,
-you're likely to be a goner, to the amount of what you sell, an' if
-you refuse, you may be a thousan' times wuss a goner; for if the man's
-honest, an' also as proud as poor folks usually be, he'll never forgive
-you, and some other storekeeper'll get all his trade. Or, a stranger
-passin' through town wants to sell a hoss; you don't know him or the
-hoss either, or whether they come by each other honestly, an'--But this
-ain't what you was talkin' about. I'll stir about and see what help I
-can pick up. I reckon you won't have no trouble in the store while I'm
-gone; prices is marked on pretty much everythin'. Want to get settled
-to-day?"
-
-"Yes, if possible."
-
-"Reckon I'll see to makin' fires in the house, then, so's to warm
-things up. If any customer comes in that you don't quite understand,
-or wants any goods that bothers you, try to hold him till I get back.
-'Twon't be hard. Folks in these parts ain't generally in a drivin'
-hurry."
-
-"All right. I used to lounge in the stores in our town; I know their
-ways pretty well, and I remember many prices."
-
-"That's good. Well, if you get stuck, get your wife to help you.
-There's a good deal in havin' been behind a counter, besides what Mrs.
-Somerton is of her own self."
-
-Then Caleb turned up his coat-collar and sauntered out.
-
-"Grace," shouted Philip, as soon as the door had closed, "do come
-here! Allow me to congratulate you on having made a conquest of Caleb
-Wright. He kindly tolerates me, but 'tis quite plain that he regards
-you as the head of the family. I was going to replace that shabby old
-sign over the door, but now I fear that Caleb will demand that the new
-one shall read 'Mrs. Somerton & Husband.'"
-
-Grace's face glowed as merrily as if it had not been tear-stained half
-an hour before, and she replied:--
-
-"I've not seen a possible conquest--since I was married--that would
-give me greater pleasure; for I am you, you know, and you are me, and
-the you-I would be dreadfully helpless if we hadn't such a man to
-depend upon."
-
-"'You-I'! That's a good word--a very good one. You ought to be richly
-paid for coining it."
-
-"Pay me, then, and promptly!" Grace replied.
-
-Some forms of payment consume much time when the circumstances do
-not require haste: they also have a way of making the payer and
-payee oblivious to their surroundings, so Philip and Grace supposed
-themselves alone until they heard the front door close with a loud
-report, and saw a small boy who seemed to consist entirely of eyes.
-Grace quickly and intently studied the label of an empty powder keg on
-the counter, while Philip said:--
-
-"Good morning, young man. What can we do for you?"
-
-"Wantapoundo'shinglenails," was the reply, in nasal monotone.
-
-Philip searched the hardware section of the store, at the same time
-searching his memory for the price, in his native town, of shingle
-nails. The packing of the nails, in soft brown paper, was a slow and
-painful proceeding to a man whose hands in years had encountered
-nothing harder or rougher than a pen-holder, but when it was completed,
-the boy, taking the package, departed rapidly.
-
-"He forgot to pay for them," said Grace.
-
-"Yes," Philip replied. "I hope his memory will be equally dormant in
-other respects."
-
-But it wasn't; for little Scrapsey Green stopped several times, on the
-way home, to tell acquaintances that "up to Somerton's store ther
-was a man a-kissin' a woman like all-possessed, an' he wasn't Caleb,
-neither."
-
-The aforesaid acquaintances made haste to spread the story abroad,
-as did Scrapsey's own family; so when Caleb returned, an hour later,
-the store was jammed with apparent customers, and Philip was behind
-one counter, and Grace behind the other, and the counters themselves
-were strewn and covered with goods of all sorts, at which the people
-pretended to look, while they gazed at the "man and woman" of whom they
-had been told.
-
-"You must be kind o' tuckered out," said Caleb, softly, behind Grace's
-counter, as he stood an instant with his back to the crowd, and
-pretended to adjust a shelf of calicoes. "Better take a rest in the
-back room. I'll relieve you."
-
-Grace responded quickly to the suggestion, while Caleb, leaning over
-the goods on the counter, said, again softly, to the women nearest
-him:--
-
-"That's the new Mr. Somerton's wife--an' that's him, at t'other
-counter."
-
-"Mighty scrumptious gal!" commented a middle-aged woman.
-
-"Yes, an' she's just as nice as she looks. Clear gold an' clear grit,
-an' her husband's right good stuff, too."
-
-Within two or three minutes Caleb succeeded in signalling Philip to the
-back room; five minutes later the store was empty, and Caleb joined the
-couple, and said:--
-
-"Sell much?"
-
-"Not a penny's worth," Grace replied, laughing heartily. "We've been
-comparing notes."
-
-"Sho!" exclaimed Caleb, although his eyes twinkled. "I met Scrapsey
-Green up the road, with a pound of shingle-nails that he said come
-from here, an' I didn't s'pose Scrapsey would lie, for he's one o' my
-Sunday-school scholars." Philip and Grace quickly reddened, while Caleb
-continued, "Well, might's well be interduced to the gen'ral public
-one time's another, I s'pose, 'specially if you can be kept busy,
-so's not to feel uncomfortable. Besides," he said, after a moment of
-reflection, "if a man hain't got a right to kiss his own wife, on his
-own property, whose wife has he got a right to kiss, an' where'bouts?"
-Then Caleb looked at the account books on the desk, and continued:
-"Reckon you forgot to charge the nails. Well, I don't wonder."
-
-
-
-
-IV--HOME-MAKING
-
-
-"I WISH the Doctor would stop in," said Caleb, in a manner as casual as
-if his first call that morning had not been on Doctor and Mrs. Taggess,
-whom he told of the new arrivals, declaring that Philip and Grace were
-"about as nice as the best, 'specially her, an' powerful in need of a
-cheerin' up," and begging Mrs. Taggess to invite Grace to midday dinner
-at once, so that Philip might be free to prepare his surprise for Grace.
-
-"The Doctor?" Grace echoed. "Why, Mr. Wright, which of us looks ill?"
-
-"Neither one nor t'other, at present," Caleb replied; "but this
-country's full of malary, an' forewarned is forearmed. Besides, our
-doctor's the kind to do your heart good, an' his wife's just like him.
-They're good an' clever, an' hearty, an' sociable, an' up to snuff in
-gen'ral. Fact is, they're the salt of the earth, or to as much of it
-as knows 'em. Sometimes I think that Claybanks an' the round-about
-country would kind o' decay an' disappear if it wasn't for Doc Taggess
-an' his wife. Doc's had good chances to go to the city, for he's done
-some great cures that's got in the medical papers, but here he stays.
-He don't charge high, an' a good deal of the time it don't do him no
-good to charge, but here he sticks--says he knows all the people an'
-their constitutions, an' so on, an' a new doctor might let some folks
-die while he was learnin' the ropes, so to speak. How's that for a
-genuine man?"
-
-"First-rate," said Philip, and Grace assented. Caleb continued to tell
-of the Doctor's good qualities, and suddenly said:--
-
-"Speak of angels, an' you hear their buggy-wheels, an' the driver
-hollerin' 'Whoa!' I think I just heard the Doctor say it, out in front."
-
-A middle-aged couple bustled into the store; Grace hastily consulted a
-small mirror in the back room, and Caleb whispered to Philip:--
-
-"If they ask you folks to ride or do anythin', let your wife go, an'
-you make an excuse to stay. There's a powerful lot of your New York
-stuff to be fixed, if you expect to do it to-day. Come along! Doctor
-an' Mrs. Taggess, this is my new boss, an' here comes his wife."
-
-"Glad to meet you," said the Doctor, a man of large, rugged, earnest
-face, extending a hand to each.
-
-Mrs. Taggess, who was a motherly-looking woman, exclaimed to Grace:--
-
-"You poor child, how lonesome you must feel! So far from your home!"
-
-"Oh, no,--only the length of the store-yard," Grace replied.
-
-"Eh? Brave girl!" said the Doctor. "That's the sort of spirit to have
-in a new country, if you want to be happy. Well, I can't stop more
-than a minute,--I've a patient to see in the back street. I understand
-you're stopping at the hotel, and as, for the reputation of the town,
-we shouldn't like you to get a violent attack of indigestion the first
-day, we came down to ask you to dine with us at twelve. Mrs. Somerton
-can ride up now and visit with my wife, and her husband can come up
-when he will. Caleb can give him the direction."
-
-"So kind of you!" murmured Grace, and Philip said:--
-
-"I shall be under everlasting obligations to you for giving my wife a
-view of some better interior than that of a store or that dismal hotel,
-but I daren't leave to-day. Caleb has arranged for several men to see
-me."
-
-"Well, well, I'll catch you some other day," said the Doctor. "I must
-be going; hope you'll find business as brisk as I do. You may be sure
-that Mrs. Taggess will take good care of your wife, and see that she
-gets safely back. Good day. I'll drop in once in a while. Hope to know
-you better. I make no charge for social calls."
-
-So it came to pass that within ten minutes Philip was furnishing his
-new home with the contents of the old. The possible contents of a New
-York flat for two are small, at best; yet as each bit of furniture,
-upholstery, and bric-à-brac was placed in position in the Jethro
-Somerton house, the plain rooms looked less bare, so Philip was
-correspondingly elated. True, he had to use ordinary iron nails to
-hang his pictures, and was in desperation for some moments for lack
-of rods for portières and curtains, but he supplied their places with
-rake-handles from the store and rested them in meat-hooks. He worked
-so long, and hurried so often into the store for one makeshift after
-another, that Caleb became excited and peered through the windows of
-the store's back room at his first opportunity, just in time to see the
-upright piano moved in. Unable to endure the strain of curiosity any
-longer, he quickly devised an excuse, in the shape of a cup of coffee
-and some buttered toast, all made at the stove in the back room of the
-store. Coaxing a trustworthy but lounging customer to "mind store" for
-him a minute or two, Caleb put the refreshments in a covered box and
-timed himself to meet Philip as the latter emerged from the warehouse
-with an armful of books.
-
-"Didn't want to disturb you, but seein' that you let the hotel
-dinner-hour pass an' was workin' hard, I thought mebbe a little snack"
-(here Caleb lifted the lid of the box) "'d find its way to the right
-place."
-
-"Mr. Wright, you're a trump! Would you mind bringing it into the house
-for me, my hands being full?"
-
-"Don't want to intrude."
-
-"Nonsense! Aren't we friends? If not, we're going to be. Besides, I
-really want some one to rejoice with me over the surprise I'm going to
-give my wife. Come right in. Drop the box on this table."
-
-"Well!" exclaimed Caleb, after a long suspiration, "I reckon I done
-that just in time! A second more, an' I'd ha' dropped the hull thing
-on this carpet--or is it a shawl? Why, 'taint the same place at all!
-Je-ru-salem! What would your Uncle Jethro say if he could look in a
-minute? Reckon he'd want to come back an' stay. I dunno's I ought to
-have said that, though, for I've always b'lieved he was among the
-saved, an' of course your house ain't better'n heaven, but--"
-
-"But 'twill be heaven to my wife and me," said Philip.
-
-"Well, I reckon homes was invented 'specially to prepare folks for
-heaven,--or t'other place, 'cordin' to the folks."
-
-"Come into the parlor," said Philip, toast and coffee in hand. For a
-moment or two Caleb stood speechless in the doorway; then he said:--
-
-"Je-ru-salem! This reminds me to take off my hat. Why, I s'posed you
-folks wasn't over-an'-above well fixed in the city, but this is a
-palace!"
-
-"Not quite," said Philip, although delighted by Caleb's comments.
-"Thousands of quiet young couples in New York have prettier parlors
-than this."
-
-"I want to know!" Then Caleb sighed. "I reckon that's why young people
-that go there from the country never come home again. I've knowed a
-lot of 'em that I'd like to see once more. Hello! I reckon that's a
-pianner; I've seen pictures of 'em in advertisements. A firm in the
-city once wanted your uncle to take the county agency for pianners."
-Caleb laughed almost convulsively as he continued, "Ye ort to have seen
-Jethro's face when he read that letter!"
-
-"Do you mean to say that there are no pianos in this county?" asked
-Philip.
-
-"I just do. But there once was an organ. Squire Pease, out in Hick'ry
-Township, bought one two or three years ago for his gals. He was
-runnin' for sheriff then, an' thought somethin' so new an' startlin'
-might look like a sign of public spirit, an' draw him some votes. But
-somehow his gals didn't get the hang of it, an' the noises it made
-always set visitors' dogs to howlin', an' to tryin' to get into the
-house an' kill the varmint, whatever it was, an' Pease's dogs tried to
-down the visitors' dogs, an' that made bad feelin'; so Pease traded the
-organ to a pedler for a patent corn-planter, an' he didn't get 'lected
-sheriff, either. I allers reckoned that ef anybody'd knowed how to play
-on it, that organ might ha' been a means of grace in these parts, for
-I've knowed a nigger's fiddle to stop a drunken fight that was too much
-for the sheriff an' his posse." Caleb looked the piano over as if it
-were a horse on sale, and continued:--
-
-"Don't seem to work with a crank."
-
-"Oh, no," replied Philip, placing a chair in front of the instrument
-and seating himself. "This is the method." He indulged in two or three
-"runs," and then, with his heart on Grace, he dashed into the music
-dearest to him and his wife--perhaps because it was not played at their
-own very quiet marriage,--the Mendelssohn Wedding March.
-
-"Je-ru-salem!" exclaimed Caleb. "That's a hair-lifter! What a blessin'
-such a machine must be to a man that knows the tunes!"
-
-Rightly construing this remark as an indication that Caleb longed to
-hear music with which he was acquainted, Philip searched his memory for
-familiar music of the days when he was a country boy, and which would
-therefore be recognized by Caleb. Suddenly he recalled an air very dear
-to several religious denominations, although it has been dropped from
-almost all modern hymnals, probably because its vivacity, repetitions,
-and its inevitable suggestion of runs and variations had made it
-seem absolutely indecorous to ears that were fastidious as well as
-religious. Philip had heard it played (by request) as a quick march, by
-a famous brass band, at the return of troops from a soldier's funeral
-in New York; so, after playing a few bars of it softly, he tried to
-recall and imitate the march effect. He succeeded so well that soon he
-was surprised to see Caleb himself, an ex-soldier, striding to and fro,
-singing the hymn beginning:--
-
- "Am I a soldier of the Cross?"
-
-When Philip stopped, Caleb shouted:--
-
-"Three cheers for the gospel! Say! I wish--"
-
-"Well?"
-
-"Never mind," replied Caleb. "I was only thinkin' that if our church
-could hear that, there'd be an almighty revival of religion. Reckon I'd
-better git back to the store. Say, you've been so full of palace-makin'
-that you've let the fires go out. I'll just load 'em up again for you;
-afterwards, if you chance to think of 'em, there's lots of good dry
-hick'ry in the woodshed, right behind the kitchen."
-
-Philip continued to make hurried dashes into the store for necessities
-and makeshifts. When finally he entered for candles, Caleb remarked:--
-
-"I'll call you in when your wife comes; but if you don't want her to
-smell a rat, you'd better shut the front shutters. There's already
-been people hangin' on the fence, lookin' at them lace fixin's in
-the winders, an' women are powerful observin'. An' say, here's a new
-tea-kettle, full of water; better set it on the kitchen stove. Pianners
-are splendid,--I never would have believed there could be anythin' like
-'em,--but the singin' of a tea-kettle's got a powerful grip on most
-women's ears. I didn't see no ev'ryday dishes among your things. Don't
-you want some?"
-
-Philip thought he did not, and he hurried to the house. He was soon
-summoned to the store, and through the coming darkness of the sunset
-hour he saw at the back door his wife, who said:--
-
-"Oh, Phil! Mrs. Taggess is the dearest woman! We were of the same age
-before I'd been with her an hour."
-
-"Eh? You don't look a moment older."
-
-"But she looked twenty years younger. When she's animated, she--oh, I
-never saw such a complexion."
-
-"Not even in your mirror?"
-
-"No, you silly dear! And her home is real cosey. There's nothing showy
-or expensive in it; but if ever I get homesick, I'm going to hurry up
-there, even if the mud is a foot deep."
-
-"Good! Perhaps you got some ideas of how to fix up our own dismal barn
-of a house. Come down and look about it once more."
-
-Together they started. As they reached the front door, and Philip threw
-it open, Caleb, with his eye at the back window of the store, saw Grace
-stop and toss up her hands. As the door closed, Caleb jumped up and
-down, and afterward said to himself:--
-
-"There are times when I wish, church or no church, that I'd learned how
-to dance."
-
-"Phil! Phil! Phil!" exclaimed Grace, dashing from one room to another,
-all of which were as well lighted as candles could make them. "How
-did you?--how could you? No woman could have done better! Oh!
-home!--home!--home! And a few hours ago, right here, I was the most
-disheartened, rebellious, wicked woman in the world! Come here to
-me--this instant!"
-
-There are times when manly obedience is a natural virtue. For a few
-moments a single easy chair was large enough for the couple, who
-laughed, and cried, and otherwise comported themselves very much as
-any other healthy and affectionate couple might have done in similar
-circumstances. A knock at the door recalled them to the world.
-
-"Don't like to disturb you," said Caleb, "but Doc Taggess has dropped
-in again an' asked for Mr. Somerton, an' as his time's not all his own,
-mebbe you'd--"
-
-"Do tell him how I enjoyed my day with his wife," said Grace. "I tried
-to, when he brought me down, but I don't feel that I said half enough."
-
-Philip hurried to the store; Caleb lingered and said to Grace:--
-
-"Reckon you've had a little s'prise, hain't you? Your husband showed me
-'round a little."
-
-"Little surprise? Oh, Mr. Wright! 'Twas the greatest, dearest surprise
-of my life. But 'twas just like Phil; he's the thoughtfullest, smartest
-man in the world."
-
-"Is, eh? Well, stick to that, an' you'll always be happy, even if you
-should chance to be mistaken. But say,--'what's sauce for the goose is
-sauce for the gander,' as I reckon you've heard. Don't you want to give
-your husband a pleasant s'prise?"
-
-"Oh, don't I!"
-
-"Well, I'm kind o' feared to ask you, after seein' all these fine
-things; but you said you was brought up in the country. Can you cook?"
-
-"Indeed I can! I've cooked all our meals at home since we were
-married--except those that Phil prepared."
-
-"Good! Well, there's self-raisin' flour an' all sorts o' groceries in
-the store, an' eggs an' butter in the store cellar, an' alongside of
-the warehouse there's an ice-house, with three or four kinds o' meat.
-We have to take all sorts o' things in trade from country customers,
-an' some of 'em won't keep without ice. Now, if you was to s'prise your
-husband with a home-made supper, he wouldn't have to go down to the
-hotel, an' mebbe your own heart wouldn't break not to have to eat down
-there again."
-
-"Oh, Mr. Wright! You're a genius! I wonder whether I could manage the
-kitchen stove."
-
-"Best way to find out's to take a look at it."
-
-Grace followed the suggestion. Caleb explained the draught and dampers,
-and took Grace's orders, saying, as he departed:--
-
-"Doc'll keep him in the store till I get back,--that's what he's there
-for,--an' I'll keep him afterwards. When you want him, pull this rope:
-it starts an alarm in my room, over the store, an' I'll hear it."
-
-Doctor Taggess gave Philip some health counsel, at great length.
-Claybanks and the surrounding country was very malarious, he said, and
-newcomers, especially healthy young people from the East, could not
-be too careful about diet, dress, and general habits until entirely
-acclimatized. Then he got upon some of his hobbies, and Philip thought
-the conversation might be very entertaining if Grace and the new home
-were not within a moment's walk. No sooner had the Doctor departed than
-Caleb insisted on a decision regarding an account that was in dispute,
-because the debtor was likely to come in at any moment, and the matter
-was very important. He talked details until Philip was almost crazed
-with impatience, but suddenly a muffled whir caused Caleb to say
-abruptly:--
-
-"But it's better for him to suffer than for your wife to do it; an' if
-you don't be ready to start her for supper the minute the hotel bell
-rings, you won't get the best pickin's."
-
-Philip escaped with great joy, and a minute later was in his new
-sitting room and staring in amazement at a neatly set table, with Grace
-at the head of it, and upon it an omelette, a filet of beef, some crisp
-fried potatoes, tea-biscuits, cake, and a pot of coffee. After seating
-himself and bowing his head a moment, he succeeded in saying:--
-
-"'How did you?--how could you?' as you said to me."
-
-"How could I help it," Grace replied, "after the delicate hint you left
-behind you,--the kettle boiling on the stove?"
-
-"My dear girl, like little George Washington, I cannot tell a lie.
-Caleb was responsible for that tea-kettle; he brought it from the
-store, and said something poetical about the singing of a kettle being
-music to a woman's ear."
-
-"Caleb did that?" exclaimed Grace, springing from her chair. "Set
-another place, please!" Then she dashed through the darkness, into the
-store, and exclaimed:--
-
-"Mr. Wright, I shan't eat a single mouthful until you come down and
-join us. Lock the store--quick--before things get cold."
-
-"Your word's law, I s'pose," said Caleb, locking the front door, "but--"
-
-"'But me no buts,'" Grace said, taking his hand and making a true "home
-run." Caleb seated himself awkwardly, looked around him, and said:--
-
-"Hope you asked a blessin' on all this?"
-
-"I never ate a meal without one," Philip replied.
-
-"Reckon you'll get along, then," said Caleb, looking relieved and
-engulfing half of a tea-biscuit.
-
-
-
-
-V--BUSINESS WAYS
-
-
-PHILIP engaged a plumber from the nearest city and had one of his
-upper chambers transformed into a bath-room, and Caleb, by special
-permission, studied every detail of the work and went into so brown a
-study of the general subject that Philip informed Grace that either the
-malarial soaking, mentioned in Uncle Jethro's letter, had reached the
-point of saturation, or that the Confederate bullet had found a new
-byway in its meanderings.
-
-But Caleb was not conscious of anything out of the usual--except the
-bath-room. By dint of curiosity and indirect questioning he learned
-that in New York Philip and his wife had bathed daily. Afterward he
-talked bathing with the occasional commercial travellers who reached
-Claybanks--men who seemed "well set up," despite some distinct signs of
-bad habits, and learned that men of affairs in the great city thought
-bathing quite as necessary as eating. He talked to Doctor Taggess on
-the subject, and was told in reply that, in the Doctor's opinion,
-cleanliness was not only next to godliness, but frequently an absolute
-prerequisite to cleanly longings and a clean life.
-
-So one day, after a fortnight of self-abstraction, he announced to
-Philip that a bath-room ought to be regarded as a means of grace.
-
-"Quite so," assented Philip, "but I wish it weren't so expensive at the
-start. Do you know what that bath-room, with its tank, pump, drain,
-etc., has cost? The bill amounts to about a hundred and fifty dollars,
-and it can't be charged to my account for six months, like most of our
-purchases for the store."
-
-"That so?" drawled Caleb, carelessly, though in his heart he was
-delighted; for Philip had also engaged from the city a paper-hanger,
-and he had employed a local painter to do a lot of work; and Caleb, who
-knew the business ways of country stores, had trembled for the bills,
-yet doubted his right to speak of them. "Well, have you got the money
-to pay for it?"
-
-"Yes, but not much more; and in the two weeks I've been here the store
-has taken in about forty dollars in cash."
-
-"That's about it, I b'lieve. Well, realizin'-time is comin'; it's
-right at hand, in fact, an' I've wanted a chance to have a good long
-talk with you 'bout it. When I was a boy I used to lie on my back in
-the woods for hours at a time, catchin' backaches an' rheumatiz for
-the sake of watchin' the birds makin' their nests an' startin' their
-house-keepin'. Watchin' you an' your wife gettin' to rights has made
-me feel just like I did in them days--except for the backaches and
-rheumatiz. I wouldn't have pestered the birds for a hull farm, an' I
-hain't wanted to pester you, but the quicker you can give more 'tention
-to the business, the better 'twill be for your pocket."
-
-"Why, Mr. Wright--"
-
-"Call me Caleb, won't you? Ev'rybody else does, 'xcept you an' your
-wife, an' I can talk straighter when I ain't 'mistered.'"
-
-"Thank you, good friend, for the permission. I'll take it, if you'll
-call me Philip."
-
-"That's a bargain," said Caleb, with visible signs of relief. "Well,
-as I was sayin', the more time you can give the business, the better
-'twill be for your pocket. Your uncle kept first place in this town
-an' county, an' you need to do the same, if you want to keep your mind
-easy about other things. I've said all sorts of good things about you
-to the customers, though I haven't stretched the truth an inch. They
-all think you bright, but you need to show 'em that you're sharp too,
-else they'll do their best to dull you. Business is business, you know;
-likewise, human nature's human nature."
-
-"Correct! Go on."
-
-"Well, I'm doin' my best to keep an eye on ev'rythin' an' ev'rybody,
-but I'm not boss. Besides, it took two of us to do it all when your
-uncle was alive, though he was about as smart as they make 'em. There's
-one thing you won't have no trouble about, an' that's beatin' down.
-This is the only strictly one-price store in the county, an' it saves
-lots o' time by keepin' away the slowest, naggiest traders. It might
-ha' kept away some good customers, too, if your uncle hadn't been a
-master hand at gettin' up new throw-ins."
-
-"Throw-ins? What are they?"
-
-"What? You brought up in the country, an' not know what a 'throw-in'
-is? Why, when a man buys somethin', he gen'rally says, 'What ye goin'
-to throw in?' That means, 'What are you goin' to give me for comin'
-here instead of buyin' somewhere else?' When it's stuff for clothes,
-there's no trouble, for any merchant throws in thread and buttons to
-make it up if it's men's goods, or thread an' hooks an' eyes if it's
-women's. Up at Bustpodder's store they throw in a drink o' whiskey
-whenever a man buys anythin' that costs a quarter or more, an' it draws
-lots o' trade; but your uncle never worked for drinkin' men's trade,
-unless for cash, so we've never kept liquor, but that made him all the
-keener to get other throw-ins. One year 'twas wooden pipes for men, an'
-little balls of gum-camphor for women. Then 'twas hair-ile for young
-men an' young women. Whatever 'twas, 'twas sure to be somethin' kind o'
-new, an' go-to-the-spotty. Shouldn't wonder if your wife, havin' been
-in a big store, might think of a lot o' new throw-ins for women-folks.
-But that's only a beginnin'."
-
-"H'm! Now tell me everything I ought to do that I haven't been doing."
-
-"Well, in the first place, when you meet a customer, you want to get
-a tight grip on him, somehow, 'fore he leaves. Then you want to get
-into your mind how much each one owes you, an' ask when he's goin' to
-begin to bring in his produce. None of the men on our books mean to be
-dishonest; but if you don't keep 'em in mind of their accounts at this
-time o' year, some of 'em may sell their stuff to somebody else for
-cash, an' country folks with cash in their pockets is likely to think
-more of what they'd like to buy than what they owe. I reckon, from some
-things I've heerd, that some city folks are that way too."
-
-"Quite likely. Well?"
-
-"Well, if say a dozen of your biggest country customers sell for cash
-an' don't bring you the money, you'll find yourself in a hole about
-your own bills, for some of your customers are on the books for three
-or four hundred apiece. Your uncle sold 'em all he could, for he knew
-their ways an' that he could bring 'em to time."
-
-"H'm! Suppose they fail to pay after having been trusted a full year,
-isn't the law good for anything?"
-
-"Oh, yes; but sue a customer an' you lose a customer, an' there ain't
-any too many in this county, at best. Now, your uncle made sure,
-before he died, about all of 'm whose principal crop was wheat; but
-the wheat's then brought in an' sold, an' most of the money for it,
-after his own bills were paid, was in the check the lawyers sent you.
-The rest of the customers raised mostly corn an' pork,--most gen'rally
-both, for the easiest way to get corn to market is to put it into pork;
-twenty bushels o' corn, weighin' over a thousan' poun's, makes two
-hundred pound o' pork, an' five times less haulin'; besides, pork's
-always good for cash, but sometimes you can't hardly give corn away.
-Queer about corn; lot's o' folks that's middlin' sensible about a good
-many things seems to think that corn's only fit to feed to hogs an'
-niggers. Why, some o' 'em's made me so touchy about it that I've took
-travellin' business men up into my room, over the store, an' give 'em a
-meal o' nothin' but corn an' pork, worked up in half a dozen ways, an'
-it seemed as if they couldn't eat enough, but I couldn't see that the
-price o' corn went up afterwards. I'd like to try a meal o' that kind
-on you an' your wife some day. If the world took as easy to corn when
-it's ground into meal as when it's turned into whiskey, this section o'
-country would get rich."
-
-"I shouldn't wonder if it would. But what else?"
-
-"Well, you must get a square up-an'-down promise from each o' your
-customers that their pork's to come to you, you promisin' to pay cash,
-at full market price, for all above the amount that's owed you. You
-must have the cash ready, too."
-
-"But where am I to get it?"
-
-"Why, out of the first pork you can get in an' ship East or South. You
-must be smart enough to coax some of 'em to do their killin' the first
-week the roads freeze hard enough to haul a full load. They'll all put
-it off, hopin' to put a few more pounds o' weight on each hog, an' that
-mebbe the price'll go up a little."
-
-"But how am I to coax them?"
-
-"Well, there's about as many ways as customers. I'll put you up to the
-nature of the men, as well as I can, an' help you other ways all I
-can, but you must do the rest; for, as I said before, you're boss, an'
-they're all takin' your measure, agin next year an' afterwards. As to
-ways o' coaxin',--well, the best is them that don't show on their face
-what they be. Your uncle held one slippery customer tight by pertendin'
-to be mighty fond o' the man's only son, who was the old fellow's idol.
-Your uncle got the boy a book once in a while, an' spent lots o' spare
-moments answerin' the youngster's questions, for your uncle knew a lot
-about a good many things. There was another customer that thought all
-money spent on women's clothes was money throwed away--p'raps 'twas
-'cause his wife was more'n ordinary good-lookin', an' liked to show
-off. One year, in one of our goods boxes from the East, was a piece
-of silk dress-goods that would have put your eyes out. Black silk
-was the only kind that ever came here before, and it had always been
-satisfyin'. Next to plenty o' religion and gum-camphor, a black silk
-dress is what ev'ry self-respectin' woman in the county hankers for
-most. Well, your uncle never showed that blue an' white an' yaller an'
-purple an' red silk to nobody till about this time o' year; he told
-me not to, too, but one day, when the feller's wife was in town, an'
-warmin' her feet at the backroom stove, your uncle took that silk in
-there an' showed it, an' he see her eyes was a-devourin' it in less
-than a minute.
-
-"'There's only enough of it for one dress,' said he, 'an' I ain't sure
-I could get any more like it. You're the style o' woman that would set
-it off, so you'd better take it before somebody else snaps it up.'
-
-"'Take it?' said she, lookin' all ways to once; 'why, if I was to have
-that charged, my husband would go plum crazy, or else he'd send me to
-an asylum.'
-
-"'Not a bit of it!' said your uncle. 'Tell you what I'll do; I'll lay
-that silk away, an' not show it to anybody till your husban' brings me
-in his pork an' we have our settlement. You come with him, an' I'll
-wrap up the silk for you, an' if he objects to payin' for it--oh, I
-know his ways, but I tell you right here, that if he objects to payin'
-for it, I'll make you a present of it, an' you can lay all the blame on
-me, sayin' I pestered you so hard that you had to take it.' Well, your
-uncle got the pork; the wife gave the man no peace till he promised to
-fetch it here, an' she got the dress, an' her husband--Hawk Howlaway,
-his name was,--was so tickled that he told all the county how he got
-the best of old Jethro."
-
-"Pretty good--for one year, if the dress didn't cost too much."
-
-"It only cost seventy cents a yard, an' there was fifteen yards of it.
-The pork netted more'n four hundred dollars. But that wa'n't the end of
-it. The woman hadn't wore the dress to church but one Sunday when her
-husband came into the store one day an' hung 'round a spell, lookin'
-'bout as uneasy as a sinner under conviction, an' at last he winked
-your uncle into the back room, an' says Howlaway, says he:--
-
-"'Jethro, you've got me in a heap o' trouble, 'cause of that silk dress
-you loaded on to my wife. She looks an' acts as if my Sunday clothes
-wasn't good enough to show alongside of it, an' other folks looks an'
-acts so too. So, Jethro, you've got to help me out. I've got to have
-some new clothes, an' they've got to be just so, or they won't do.'
-Your uncle said, 'All right,' an' got off a line from an advertisement
-in a city paper, about 'No fit, no pay.' Then he wrote to a city
-clothin' store for some samples of goods, an' for directions how to
-measure a man for a suit of clothes. Oh, he was a case, your uncle was;
-why, I do believe he'd ha' took an order from an angel for a new set of
-wing-feathers an' counted on gettin' the goods some way. I don't say he
-made light of it, though. I never see him so close-minded as he was for
-the next two weeks. One day I chaffed him a little about wastin' a lot
-o' time on a handsome hardware-goods drummer that hadn't much go, an'
-whose prices was too high anyway; but your uncle said:--
-
-"'He's just about the height and build of Hawk Howlaway, an' he knows
-how to wear his clothes.' Then I knowed what was up. Well, to make a
-long story short, the clothes come, in the course o' time, and on an
-app'inted day Howlaway come too, lookin' about as wish-I-could-hide as
-a gal goin' to be married. Your uncle stuck up four lookin'-glasses on
-the back room wall, one over another, an' then he turned Howlaway loose
-in the room, with the clothes, an' a white shirt with cuffs an' collar
-on it, an' told him to lock himself in an' go to work, an' to pound
-on the door if he got into trouble. In about ten minutes he pounded,
-an' your uncle went in, an' Hawk was lookin' powerful cocky, though he
-said:--
-
-"'There's somethin' that ain't quite right, though I don't know what
-'tis.'
-
-"'It's your hair--an' your beard,' said your uncle. 'Now, Hawk,
-you slip out o' them clothes, an' go down to Black Sam, that does
-barberin', an' tell him you want an all-round job: 't'll only cost a
-quarter. But wait a minute,' an' with that your uncle hurried into the
-store, took out of the cash-drawer a picture that he'd cut out of a
-paper that he'd been studyin' pretty hard for a week, took it back, an'
-said, 'Take this along, an' tell the barber it's about the style you
-want.'
-
-"Well, when Hawk saw his own face in the glass after that reapin',
-he hardly knowed himself, an' he sneaked into the store by climbin'
-the fence an' knockin' at the back door, for fear of havin' to be
-interdooced to any neighbors that might be hangin' 'round the counters.
-Then he made another try at the clothes, an' called your uncle in
-again, and said:--
-
-"'They looked all right until I put my hat on, an' then somethin' went
-wrong again.'
-
-"'Shouldn't wonder if 'twas your hat,' said your uncle, comin' back for
-a special hat an' a pair of Sunday shoes, all Howlaway's size, that
-he'd ordered with the clothes. He took 'em in an' said:--
-
-"'When you start to dress like a gentleman, to stand 'longside of a
-lady, you want to go the whole hog or none.'
-
-"Well,--I didn't know this story was so long when I begun to tell
-it,--Hawk sneaked the clothes home, an' it come out in the course o'
-time that when on Sunday mornin' he dressed up an' showed off to his
-wife, she kissed him for the first time in three year, which sot him
-up so that he had the courage to go to church without first loadin' up
-with whiskey, as he'd expected to, to nerve him up to be looked at in
-his new things, an' when hog-killin' an' settlement time came round
-again, Hawk brought his pork to us, an' when he found his wife's silk
-dress hadn't been charged to him, he said in a high an' mighty way
-that he reckoned that until he was dead or divorced he could afford to
-pay for his own wife's duds, hearin' which, your uncle, who'd already
-socked the price of the dress onto the price of Hawk's own clothes,
-smiled out o' both sides of his mouth, an' all the way round to the
-back of his neck. An' since then, Hawk's always brought his pork to
-us, an' got a new silk dress ev'ry winter for his wife, an' new Sunday
-clothes for himself, an' nobody would he buy of but your uncle. Let's
-see; what was we talkin' 'bout when I turned off onto this story?"
-
-"We were talking of ways of cajoling customers into paying their year's
-bills," said Philip. "Apparently I ought, just as a starter, to know
-how to coddle customer's boys, and supply hair-cutting and shaving
-plans to the village barber, and to play wife against husband, and
-learn to measure a man for clothes, like a--"
-
-"That's so," said Caleb, "an' you can't be too quick about that,
-either, for Hawk'll want a new suit pretty soon."
-
-"Anything else? By the way: what you said about the need of ready money
-reminds me of some questions I've been intending to ask, but forgotten.
-There are some mortgages in the safe on which interest will be due on
-the first of the year,--only a fortnight off. 'Twill aggregate nearly a
-thousand dollars."
-
-"Yes,--when you get it, but interest's the slowest pay of all, in
-these parts, unless you work an' contrive for it. They know you won't
-foreclose on 'em; for while the security's good enough if you let it
-alone, there ain't an estate in the county that would fetch the face of
-its mortgage under the hammer. Besides, a merchant gen'rally dassent
-foreclose a mortgage, unless it's agin some worthless shack of a man.
-Folks remember it agin him, an' he loses some trade."
-
-"Then those mortgages are practically worthless?"
-
-"Oh, no. The money's in 'em, principal an' int'rest in full,--but the
-holder's got to know how to git it out. That's the difference between
-successful merchants and failures."
-
-"H'm--I see. Apparently country merchants should be, like the
-disciples, as wise as serpents and as harmless as doves."
-
-"That's it in a nutshell. I reckon any fool could make money in the
-store business if there was nothin' to do but weigh an' measure out
-goods an' take in ready cash for 'em. But there ain't no ready money
-in this county, 'xcept what the merchants get in for the produce
-they send out. There ain't no banks, so the store-keepers have to be
-money-lenders, an' have money in hand to lend; for while there's some
-borrowers that can be turned off, there's some it would never do to say
-'No' to, if you wanted further dealin's with 'em, for they'd feel as if
-they'd lost their main dependence, an' been insulted besides. Why, some
-of our customers come in here Saturdays an' get a few five an' ten cent
-pieces, on credit like any other goods, so's their families can have
-somethin' to put in the plate in church on Sunday."
-
-"But there are rentals due from several farms, and from houses in
-town. Are they as hard to collect as interest on mortgages?"
-
-"Well, no--oh, no. The rent of most of the farms is payable in produce;
-there's ironclad written agreements, recorded in the county clerk's
-office, that the renters shan't sell any of their main crops anywhere
-else until the year's rent is satisfied. One of 'em pays by clearin'
-five acre of woodland ev'ry winter, an' gettin' it under cultivation in
-the spring, and another has to do a certain amount of ditchin' to drain
-swampy places. You'll have to watch them two fellers close, or they'll
-skimp their work, for there's nothin' farmers hate like clearin' an'
-ditchin'. I don't blame 'em, either."
-
-"And the houses in town?"
-
-"Oh, they're all right. The man in one of 'em, at two dollars a month,
-cuts all the firewood for the store an' house; that about balances his
-bill. Another house, at three thirty-three a month, has a cooper in
-it; he pays the rent, an' all of the stuff he buys at the store, in
-barrels for us in the pork-packin' season. The three an' a-half a month
-house man works out his rent in the pork-house durin' the winter, an'
-the four dollar house has your insurance agent in it; there's always a
-little balance in his favor ev'ry year. The--"
-
-"Caleb!" exclaimed Philip, "wait a minute; do you mean to tell me that
-houses in Claybanks rent as low as four dollars, three and a half,
-three and a third, and even as low as two dollars a month?"
-
-"That's what I said. Why, the highest rent ever paid in this town was
-six dollars a month. The owner tried to stick out for seventy-five
-a year, but the renter wouldn't stand the extra twenty-five cents a
-month."
-
-Philip put his face in his hands, his elbows on his knees, and said:--
-
-"Six dollars a month! And in New York I paid twenty-five dollars a
-month for five rooms, and thought myself lucky!"
-
-"Twenty--five--dollars--a month!" echoed Caleb. "Why, if it's a fair
-question, how much money did you make?"
-
-"Eighty dollars a month, with a certainty of a twenty per cent increase
-every year. 'Twasn't much, but I was sure of getting it. From what
-you've been telling me, I'm not absolutely sure of anything whatever
-here, unless I do a lot of special and peculiar work--and after I've
-earned the money by delivering the goods."
-
-"Well, your uncle averaged somethin' between three an' four thousan',
-clear, ev'ry year, an' he come by it honestly, too, but there's no
-denyin' that he had to work for it. From seven in the mornin' to nine
-at night in winter; five in the mornin' till sundown in summer, to say
-nothin' of watchin' the pork-house work till all hours of the night
-throughout the season--a matter o' two months. He always went to sleep
-in church Sunday mornin', but the minister didn't hold it agin him.
-That reminds me: your uncle was a class-leader, an' the brethren are
-quietly sizin' you up to see if you can take the job where he left off.
-I hope you'll fetch."
-
-"Thank you, Caleb," said Philip, closing his eyes as if to exclude
-the prospect. "But tell me," he said a moment later, "why my uncle
-did so much for so little. Don't imagine that I underrate three or
-four thousand dollars a year, but--money is worth only what it really
-brings or does. That's the common-sense view of the matter, isn't it?"
-
-"Yes; I can't see anythin' the matter with it."
-
-"But uncle got nothing for his money but ordinary food, clothes, and
-shelter, and seems to have worked as hard as any overworked laborer."
-
-"Well, I reckon he was doin' what the rest of us do in one way or
-other; he was countin' on what there might be in the future. He
-b'lieved in a good time comin'."
-
-"Yes,--in heaven, perhaps, but not here."
-
-"That's where you're mistaken, for he did expect it here--right here,
-in Claybanks."
-
-Philip looked incredulous, and asked:--
-
-"From what?"
-
-"Well, he could remember when Chicago was as small as Claybanks is now,
-an' had a good deal more swamp land to the acre, too--an' now look at
-it! He'd seen St. Paul an' Minneapolis when both of 'em together could
-be hid in a town as big as Claybanks--but now look at 'em!"
-
-"But St. Paul and Minneapolis had an immense water-fall and
-water-power to attract millers of many kinds."
-
-"Well, hain't we got a crick? They calculate that with a proper dam
-above town, we'd have water-power nine months every year, an' there
-ain't nothin' else o' the kind within fifty mile. Then there's our clay
-banks that the town was named after; they're the only banks of brick
-clay in the state; ev'rywhere else folks has to dig some feet down for
-clay to make bricks, so we ought to make brick cheaper'n any other
-town, an' supply all the country round--when we get a railroad to haul
-'em out. They're not as red as some, bein' really brown, but they're a
-mighty sight harder'n any red brick, so they're better for foundations
-an' for walls o' big buildings. Chicago didn't have no clay banks nor
-water-power, but just look at her now! All that made her was her bein'
-the first tradin' place in the neighborhood; well, so's Claybanks, an'
-it's been so for forty year or more, too, so its time must be almost
-come. Your uncle 'xpected to see it all in his time, but, like Moses,
-he died without the sight. Why, there's been three or four railroads
-surveyed right through here--yes, sir!"
-
-"Is there any Western town that couldn't say as much, I wonder?" Philip
-asked.
-
-"Mebbe not, but they hain't all got clay banks an' a crick; not many of
-'em's got eleven hundred people in forty year, either. An' say--it's
-all right for you to talk this way with me--askin' questions an' so on,
-an' wonderin' if the place'll ever 'mount to anythin', but don't let
-out a bit of it to anybody else--not for a farm. You might's well be
-dead out here as not to believe in the West with all your might, an'
-most of all in this part of it."
-
-"Thank you; I'll remember."
-
-Then Philip went out and walked slowly about the shabby village until
-he found himself in the depths of the blues.
-
-
-
-
-VI--THE UNEXPECTED
-
-
-"THE nicer half of the You-I seems buried in contemplation this
-morning," said Philip at his breakfast table, the Saturday before
-Christmas.
-
-"The home-half of the You-I," Grace replied, after a quick rally from
-a fit of abstraction, "was thinking that it saw very little of the
-store-half this week, except when she went to the store to look for it.
-Was business really so exacting, or was it merely absorbing?"
-
-"'Twas both, dear girl," said Philip, wishing he might repeat to her
-all that Caleb had said to him as recorded in the preceding chapter,
-and then scolding himself for the wish.
-
-"I wonder," Grace said, "whether you know you often look as if you were
-in serious trouble?"
-
-"Do I? I'm sorry you noticed it, but now that it's over, I don't object
-to telling you that if a single money package had arrived six hours
-later than it did, the principal general store of this county would
-have taken second or third place in the public esteem."
-
-"Phil! Was it so large a sum?"
-
-"Oh, no; merely two hundred dollars, but without it I would have had to
-decline to buy two or three wagon-loads of dressed hogs."
-
-"'Dressed hogs'! What an expression!"
-
-"Quite so; still, 'tis the meatiest one known in this part of the
-country. I can't say, however, that 'tis an ideal one for use when
-ladies are present, so I beg to move the previous question. What was
-it?"
-
-"'Twas that I've seen very little of you this week except when I've
-been to the store to look for you. Won't the business soon be easier,
-as you become accustomed to it, so we may have our evenings together
-once more?"
-
-"I hope so," said Philip.
-
-"You didn't say that as if you meant it."
-
-"Didn't I? Well, dear girl, to-morrow will be Sunday, and you shall
-have every moment of my time, and 'I shall bathe my weary soul in seas
-of heavenly rest,' as Caleb frequently sings to himself."
-
-"You poor fellow! You need more help in the store, if you don't wish to
-become worn out."
-
-"I don't see how any one could assist me. Caleb is everything he should
-be, but he has given me to understand that everything really depends
-upon the proprietor, and the more I learn of the business, the more
-plainly I see that he is right."
-
-Grace asked a few questions, and after Philip had answered them he
-exclaimed:--
-
-"You artful, inquisitive, dreadful woman! You've dragged out of me a
-lot of things that I'd determined you shouldn't know, for I've always
-had an utter contempt for men who inflict their personal troubles upon
-their wives. But you can imagine from what I've told you that no one
-but a partner could relieve me of any of my work."
-
-"Then why not teach your partner the business?"
-
-"'Twill be time to do that when I get one."
-
-"Don't be stupid, Phil," Grace said, rising from her chair, going to
-her husband, and bestowing a little pinch and a caress. "Don't you know
-who I mean?"
-
-"Dear girl," said Philip, "you're quite as clever as I,--which is no
-compliment,--and everybody adores you. But the idea of your dickering
-by the hour with farmers and other countrymen--and dickering is simply
-the soul of our business--is simply ridiculous."
-
-"I don't see why," Grace replied, with a pout, followed by a flash in
-her deep brown eyes. "Some of the farmers' wives 'dicker,' as you call
-it, quite as sharply as their husbands. Am I stupider than they?"
-
-"No--no! What an idea! But--they've been brought up to it."
-
-"Which means merely that they've learned it. What women have done woman
-can do. I hope I'm not in the way in the store when you're talking
-business?"
-
-"In the way! You delicious hypocrite!"
-
-"Well, I've listened a lot for business' sake, instead of merely for
-fun. Besides, I do get dreadfully lonesome in the house at times,
-in spite of a little work and a lot of play--at the piano. Oh, that
-reminds me of something. Prepare to be startled. A great revival effort
-is to begin at the church to-morrow night, and a committee of two,
-consisting of Caleb and Mr. Grateway, the minister, have been to me to
-know--guess what they wanted."
-
-"H'm! I shouldn't wonder if they wanted you to promise to sit beside
-the minister, so that all the susceptible young men might be coaxed to
-church and then shaken over the pit and dragged into the fold. Caleb
-and the minister have long heads."
-
-"Don't be ridiculous! What they ask is that you'll have our piano moved
-to the church, and that you'll play the music for the hymns. There's to
-be a lot of singing, and the church hasn't any instrumental music, you
-know, and Caleb has been greatly impressed by your playing."
-
-"Well, I'll be--I don't know what. Old fools! I wish they'd asked me
-direct! They'd have got a sharp, unmistakable 'NO!'"
-
-"So they said; that was the reason they came to me."
-
-"And you said--"
-
-"That I'd consult you, and that if for any reason you felt that you
-must decline, I would play for them."
-
-"Grace--Somerton!"
-
-"Why shouldn't I? I often played the melodeon for the choir in our
-village church before I went to New York."
-
-"Did you, indeed? But I might have imagined it, for there seems to be
-nothing that you can't do, or won't attempt. But let us see where we
-are. You've promised, practically, that they shall have the music; if
-I decline to play, they'll think I'm stuck up, or something of which,
-for business' sake, I can't afford to be suspected. Besides, when I
-married you I made some vows that weren't in the service, and one of
-them was that I never would shift any distasteful duty upon my wife. On
-the other hand, these Methodists are a literal lot of people. They've
-wanted me to become a class-leader because Uncle Jethro was one. I
-believe the duties are to inflict spiritual inquisition every Sunday
-upon specified people in the presence of one another. I escaped only
-by explaining that I was not a member of their denomination. But give
-them an inch and they'll take an ell. If I play for them that night,
-they'll expect me to do it the next, and again and again, probably
-every Sunday, and I certainly shan't have our piano jogged once a week
-over frozen roads, with the nearest tuner at a city seventy-five miles
-away."
-
-"Then let me tell them that you won't allow them to be disappointed,
-but that as you've not been accustomed to play for church singing, and
-I have, that I will play for them."
-
-"That means that every one in the church will stare at you, which
-will make your husband feel wretchedly uncomfortable. Aside from
-that, you'll distract attention from the minister; so although I know
-that you personally are a means of grace--Grace, itself, indeed, ha,
-ha!--the effect of the sermon won't be worth any more than a bag of
-corn-husks."
-
-"Oh, Phil! don't imagine that everybody sees me through your eyes.
-Besides, except while playing I shall sit demurely on a front bench,
-with my back to the congregation."
-
-So Caleb and the minister were rejoiced, and spread the announcement
-throughout the town, and Grace rehearsed the church's familiar airs to
-all the hymns on the list which the minister gave her, though some of
-them she had to learn by ear, by the assistance of Caleb, who whistled
-them to her. Soon after dark on Sunday night six stalwart sinners,
-carefully selected by Caleb, exulted in the honor of carrying the
-little upright piano to the church, where they remained so as to be
-sure of seats from which to hear the music.
-
-The Methodist church edifice in Claybanks could seat nearly three
-hundred people and give standing room to a hundred more. Seldom had
-it been filled to its extreme capacity; but when the opening hymn was
-"given out" on the night referred to, the building was crowded to
-the doors and a hundred or more persons outside begged and demanded
-that windows and doors should remain open during the singing. Pastor
-Grateway, who had been in the ministry long enough to make the most of
-every opportunity, improved this occasion to announce that according to
-custom in all churches possessing instruments, the music of each hymn
-would be played before the singing began. Grace, quite as uncomfortable
-as her husband would have been in her place, was nevertheless familiar
-with the music and the piano, and the congregation rose vociferously
-to the occasion. Even the sinners sang, and one back-seat ruffian, who
-had spent a winter in a city and frequented concert saloons, became so
-excited as to applaud at the end of the first hymn, for which he was
-promptly tossed through an open window by his more decorous comrades.
-
-The hymn after the prayer was equally effective, so the minister
-interpolated still another one after the scripture reading called the
-"second lesson." He, too, had been uplifted by the music--so much
-uplifted that he preached more earnestly than usual and also more
-rapidly, so as to reach the period of "special effort." At the close of
-the sermon he said:--
-
-"As we sing the hymn beginning 'Come, ye Sinners, Poor and Needy,' let
-all persons who wish to flee from the wrath to come, and desire the
-prayers of true believers, come forward and kneel at the mourners'
-bench."
-
-The hymn was sung, and two or three persons approached the altar
-and dropped upon their knees. As the last verse was reached, Caleb
-whispered to the minister, who nodded affirmatively; then he whispered
-to Grace, who also nodded; then he found Philip, who was seated
-near the front, to be within supporting distance of his wife, and
-whispered:--
-
-"Give your wife a spell for a minute; play 'Am I a Soldier of the
-Cross' the way you did the other day for me. That'll fetch 'em!"
-
-Philip frowned and refused, but Caleb snatched his hand in a vise-like
-grasp and fairly dragged him from his seat. Half angry, half defiant,
-yet full of the spirit of any man who finds himself "in for it,"
-whatever "it" may be, Philip dropped upon the piano stool which Grace
-had vacated, and attacked the keys as if they were sheaves of wheat and
-he was wielding a flail. He played the music as he had played it to
-Caleb, with the accent and swing of a march, yet with all the runs and
-variations with which country worshippers are wont to embroider it, and
-the hearers were so "wrought up" by it that they began the hymn with a
-roaring "attack" that was startling even to themselves. Grace, seeing
-no seat within reach, and unwilling to turn her back to the people,
-retired to one end of the piano, under one of the candles, from which
-position, on the raised platform in front of the pulpit, she beheld
-a spectacle seldom seen in its fulness except by ministers during a
-time of religious excitement--a sea of faces, many of them full of the
-ecstacy of faith and anticipation, others wild with terror at the doom
-of the impenitent.
-
-Like most large-souled women, Grace was by nature religious and
-extremely sympathetic, and unconsciously she looked pityingly and
-beseechingly into many of the troubled faces. Her eyes rested an
-instant, unconsciously, on those of one of the stalwart sinners who
-had brought the piano to the church. In a second the man arose, strode
-forward, and dropped upon his knees. Grace looked at another,--for the
-six were together on one bench,--and he, too, came forward. Then a
-strange tumult took possession of her; she looked commandingly at the
-others in succession, and in a moment the entire six were on their
-knees at the altar.
-
-"Great hell!" bellowed the ruffian who had been tossed through the
-window, into which he had climbed halfway back in his eagerness to hear
-the music. Then he tumbled into the church, got upon his feet, and
-hurried forward to join the other sinners at the mourners' bench, which
-had already become so crowded that Caleb was pressing the saints from
-the front seats to make room for coming penitents.
-
-The hymn ended, but Philip did not know it, so he continued to play.
-Grace whispered to him, and when he had reached the last bar, which
-he ended with a crash, he abruptly seated himself on the pulpit steps
-and felt as if he had done something dreadful and been caught in the
-act. Grace reseated herself at the instrument; and as the minister,
-with the class leaders, Sunday-school teachers, and other prominent
-members of the church were moving among the penitents, counselling and
-praying, and the regular order of song and prayer had been abandoned or
-forgotten, she played the music of the hymns that had been designated
-by the minister on the previous day. Some of the music was plaintive,
-some spirited, but she played all with extreme feeling, whether the
-people sang or merely listened. She played also all newer church music
-that had appealed to her in recent years, and when, at a very late
-hour, the congregation was dismissed, she suddenly became conscious of
-the most extreme exhaustion she had ever known. As she and her husband
-were leaving the church, one of the penitents approached them and
-said:--
-
-"Bless the Lord for that pianner--the Lord an' you two folks."
-
-"Amen!" said several others.
-
-Philip and Grace walked home in silence; but when they were within
-doors, Philip took his wife's hands in his, held them apart, looked
-into Grace's eyes, which seemed to be melting, and exclaimed:--
-
-"Grace Somerton--my wife--a revivalist!"
-
-"Is Saul also among the prophets?" Grace retorted, with a smile which
-seemed to her husband entirely new and peculiar. "It was your music
-that started the--what shall I call it?"
-
-
-
-
-VII--AN ACTIVE PARTNER
-
-
-THE piano remained at the church several days, for the revival effort
-was too successful to be discontinued. Night after night Grace played
-for saints and sinners, and the minister, who was far too honest
-to stretch the truth for the sake of a compliment, told her that
-the playing drew more penitents than his prayers and sermons. Caleb
-remained faithful to his duties at the store every day, but the sound
-of the church bell in the evening made him so manifestly uneasy, and
-eager to respond, that Philip volunteered to look after all customers
-and loungers who might come in before the customary time for closing.
-But customers and loungers were few; for the church was temporarily the
-centre of interest to all of the good and bad whose evenings were free.
-There was no other place for Philip himself to go after the store was
-closed, for was not his wife there? Besides, the work soon began to
-tell on Grace; for the meetings were long, and the air of the tightly
-packed little church became very stifling, so Philip sometimes relieved
-Grace so that she might go to the door for fresh air.
-
-"Do you know what you two have done, with your pianner-playin'?" asked
-Caleb, when the revival concluded. "You've not only snatched a lot of
-sinners that have been dodgin' ev'rybody else for years, but folks is
-so grateful to you that four or five customers of other stores are
-goin' to give you their trade the comin' year. I was sure 'twould work
-that way, but I didn't like to tell you."
-
-"I'm glad you didn't; for if you had, the music would have stopped
-abruptly. There are places to draw the line in advertising one's
-business,--my business,--and the church is one of them."
-
-"Good! That's just the way I thought you'd feel, but I'm mighty glad to
-know it for sure. Church singin' 'll be mighty dismal, though, when you
-take that pianner back home."
-
-As Caleb spoke, he looked beseechingly at Philip, who utterly ignored
-the look and maintained an impassive face. Then Caleb transferred his
-mute appeal to Grace, who looked troubled and said:--
-
-"There ought to be some way out of it."
-
-"Where there's a will, there's a way," Caleb suggested.
-
-Philip frowned, then laughed, and said:--
-
-"Suppose you think up a way--but don't let there be any delay about
-getting the piano back to the house."
-
-"Well, it's a means of grace at the church."
-
-"So it is at home, and I need all the means of grace I can get,
-particularly those that are nearest home, while I am breaking myself in
-to a new business."
-
-Caleb had the piano brought back to the parlor, but he reverted to it
-again and again, in season and out of season, until Philip told Grace
-that there was no doubt that his uncle was right when he wrote that
-Caleb would sometimes insist on being helped with projects of his own.
-
-"That wasn't all," Grace replied. "He wrote also that he advised
-you to give Caleb his way at such times, or your life would be made
-miserable until you did, and that the cost of Caleb's projects would
-not be great."
-
-"H'm! I wonder if uncle knew the cost of a high-grade upright piano?
-Besides, I need all my time and wits for the business, and Caleb's
-interruptions about that piano are worrying the life out of me. To
-make matters worse, there's a new set of commercial travellers coming
-in almost every day--this is the season, while country merchants are
-beginning to get money, in which they hope to make small sales for
-quick pay, and they take a lot of my time."
-
-"You ought to have a partner--and you have one, you know--to see those
-people for you; and she will do it, if you'll let her."
-
-"My partner knows that she may and shall do whatever she likes," said
-Philip, "but, dear girl, 'twould be like sending a sheep among wolves
-to unloose that horde of drummers upon you."
-
-"I've had to deal with men, in some city stores in which I worked,"
-Grace replied, "and some of them reminded me of wolves--and other
-animals; but I succeeded in keeping them in their places. I know the
-private costmarks on all of our goods, and I know the qualities of many
-kinds of goods better than you or Caleb, and both of you will be within
-call for consultation whenever I'm puzzled; so let me try. 'Twill give
-me an excuse to spend all of my spare time in the store; so whenever a
-drummer comes in, you can refer him to me. Say I'm the buyer for the
-concern. 'Twill sound big; don't you think so?"
-
-"Indeed I do! I wonder where a young woman got such a head for
-business."
-
-"Strange, isn't it," Grace replied, with dancing eyes which had also
-a quizzical expression, "as she's been several years behind counters,
-great and small, and listened to scores of buyers and drummers haggle
-over fractions of a cent in prices?"
-
-"And for about that much time," said Philip, reminiscently, "her
-husband was a mere clerk and correspondent, yet thought himself a
-rising business man! Have your own way, partner--managing partner, I
-ought to say."
-
-The next day was a very busy one, yet Caleb found time to say something
-about instrumental music as a means of grace in churches, and to get a
-sharp reply. Several commercial travellers came in and were astonished
-at being referred to a handsome, well-dressed young woman. Grace
-disposed of them rapidly and apparently without trouble. When husband
-and wife sat down to supper, Philip said:--
-
-"How did the managing partner get along to-day?"
-
-"I bought very little," Grace replied.
-
-"You saved Caleb and me a lot of time. I've never seen Caleb so active
-and spirited as he has been this afternoon. It made me feel guilty,
-for I was rude to him this morning for the first time. Just when I was
-trying to think my hardest about something, he brought up again the
-subject of the church and the piano."
-
-"Poor Caleb! But he won't do it again, for I've settled the matter."
-
-"You've not been tender-hearted enough to give up the piano?"
-
-"Oh, no, but I--we, I mean--have taken the county agency for a
-cabinet-organ firm."
-
-"I see--e--e! And you're going to torment the church into buying one,
-and you and Caleb are going to get up strawberry festivals and such
-things to raise the money, and the upshot will be that I'll have to
-subscribe a lot of cash to make up the deficiency. Ah, well, peace will
-be cheap at--"
-
-"Phil, dear, don't be so dreadfully previous. The bargain is that the
-firm shall send us, without charge, a specimen instrument, which I've
-promised to display to the best advantage, and I've also promised to
-give elementary instruction to every one who manifests interest in it."
-
-"Grace Somerton! The house will be full from morning till night.
-Country people will throng about such an instrument like children about
-a hand-organ. 'Twill be the end of your coming into the store to talk
-to the drummers, or even to see me."
-
-"Oh, Phil! Where are your wits? I'm going to have the organ kept at
-the church, and let the most promising would-be learners and possible
-buyers do their practising there. The organ firm sells on instalments;
-we'll guarantee the instalments, for I'll select the buyers--who will
-want only smaller instruments--from among women who bring us chickens
-and butter and eggs and feathers and such things. So the church will
-be sure of an instrument more appropriate to congregational singing
-than a piano, and our piano won't be coveted, and we will make a little
-money, and by the time the next revival season arrives there will be at
-least a few people who can play, and perhaps some who are accustomed to
-closed windows and stuffy air, and won't get splitting headaches and
-lose five pounds of weight in a week, as I did."
-
-"Allow me to catch my breath!" said Philip. "Give me some tea, please,
-quick!--no milk or sugar. I hope 'tis very strong. You've planned all
-this, yet there you sit, as natural and unassuming as if you'd never
-thought of anything but keeping house and being the sweetest wife in
-the world!"
-
-"Thank you, but shouldn't sweetness have any strength and character?
-And what is business for, I should like to know, but to enable women
-to keep house--and keep their pianos, if they have any?"
-
-"Caleb," said Philip, on returning to the store, "I want to apologize
-for answering you rudely this morning about that enraging piano. I was
-in a hard study over--"
-
-"Don't mention it," said Caleb, with a beatific smile. "Besides,
-'Providence tempers the wind to the shorn lamb,' as the Bible says in
-hundreds of different ways. I s'pose your wife's told you what she's
-done about music for the church? Je--ru--salem! Ain't she a peeler,
-though?"
-
-"She is indeed--if I may assume that a 'peeler' is an incomparable
-combination of goodness and good sense."
-
-"That's about the meanin' of it, in my dictionary." Then Caleb fixed
-his eyes inquiringly upon Philip's face and kept them there so long
-that Philip asked:--
-
-"What now, Caleb?"
-
-"Nothin'," said Caleb, suddenly looking embarrassed. "That is, nothin'
-that's any o' my business."
-
-"If 'twas mine, you needn't hesitate to mention it. You and I ought to
-be fair and frank with each other."
-
-"Well," said Caleb, counting with a stubby forefinger the inches on a
-yardstick, "I was only wonderin'--that is, I want to say that you're a
-good deal of a man, an' one that I'm satisfied it's safe to tie to, an'
-I'm mighty glad you're in your uncle's place, but--for the land's sake,
-how'd you come to git her?"
-
-Philip laughed heartily, and replied:--
-
-"As most men get wives. I asked her to marry me. First, of course, I
-put my best foot forward, for a long time, and kept it there."
-
-"Of course. But didn't the other fellers try to cut you out?"
-
-"Quite likely, for most men have eyes."
-
-"Wa'n't any of 'em millionnaires?"
-
-"Probably not, though I never inquired. As she herself has told you,
-Mrs. Somerton was a saleswoman. Millionnaires do their courting in
-their own set, where saleswomen can't afford to be."
-
-"That was great luck for you, wasn't it? Are there any women like her
-in their set?"
-
-"I don't doubt they think so. Mrs. Somerton says there are plenty of
-them in every set, rich and poor alike. As for me,--'There's Only One
-Girl in the World'--you've heard the song?"
-
-"Can't say that I have," Caleb replied, suddenly looking thoughtful,
-"but the idea of it's straight goods an' a yard wide. Well, sir, it's
-plain to me, an' pretty much ev'rybody else, that that wife o' yourn is
-the greatest human blessin' that ever struck these parts. Good women
-ain't scarce here; neither is good an' smart women. I s'pose our folks
-look pretty common to you, 'cause of their clothes, but they improve on
-acquaintance. Speakin' o' clothes--ev'rybody, even the best o' folks,
-fall short o' perfection in some particular, you know. The only way
-Mis' Somerton can ever do any harm, 'pears to me, is by always bein' so
-well dressed as to discourage some other women, an' makin' a lot of the
-gals envious an' discontented. She don't wear no di'monds nor gewgaws,
-I know, but for all that, she looks, day in an' day out, as if she
-was all fixed for a party or Sunday-school picnic, an'--But, say, 'I
-shouldn't wonder if I was on dangerous ground,' as one of our recruits
-remarked to me at Gettysburg after most of our regiment was killed or
-wounded."
-
-"Aha!" exclaimed Philip, when he rejoined his wife after the store
-closed for the day. "'Pride must have a fall'--that is, supposing
-you were proud of silencing Caleb concerning the piano. He has a
-torment in preparation for you, personally. He thinks you dress too
-handsomely--wear party clothes every day, and are likely to upset the
-heads of the village girls, and some women old enough to know better."
-
-"Nonsense!" exclaimed Grace, flushing indignantly. "I've absolutely no
-clothes but those I owned when we were poor. I thought them good enough
-for another season, as no one here would have seen them before, and
-none of them was very badly worn." She arose, stood before the chamber
-mirror, and said:--
-
-"This entire dress is made of bits of others, that were two, three, or
-four years old, and were painfully cheap when new."
-
-"Even if they weren't," said Philip, "they were your own, and earned
-by hard work, and if ever again Caleb opens his head on the subject,
-I'll--"
-
-"No, you won't! I don't know what you were going to do, but please
-don't. Leave Master Caleb to me."
-
-"You don't expect to reason him into believing that you're less
-effectively dressed than you are?"
-
-"I expect to silence him for all time," Grace replied, again
-contemplating herself in the mirror, and appearing not dissatisfied
-with what she saw. The next day she asked Caleb which, if any, of the
-calicoes in the store were least salable; the cheapest, commonest stuff
-possible, for kitchen wear. Caleb "reckoned" aloud that the best calico
-was cheap enough for the store-owner's wife, but Grace persisted, so
-she was shown the "dead stock,"--the leavings of several seasons'
-goods,--from which she made two selections. Caleb eyed them with
-disfavor, and said:--
-
-"That purple one ain't fast color; the yaller one is knowed all over
-the county as the Scare-Cow calico. We might 'a' worked it off on
-somebody, if the first an' only dress of it we sold hadn't skeered a
-cow so bad that she kicked, an' broke the ankle of the gal that was
-milkin' her."
-
-"Never mind, Caleb; the purple one can afford to lose some of its
-color, and--oh, I'll see about the other."
-
-Three days later Grace, enveloped in a water-proof cloak, hurried
-through a shower from the house to the store, and on entering the
-back room, threw off the cloak. Caleb, who was drawing vinegar from a
-barrel, arose suddenly, with a half-gallon measure in his hands, and
-groaned to see his employer's wife, "dressed," as he said afterward,
-"like a queen just goin' onto a throne, though, come to think of it,
-I never set eyes on a queen, nor a throne, either." More deplorable
-still, she looked proud, and conscious, and as if demanding admiration.
-There was even a suspicion of a wink as she exclaimed:--
-
-"Be careful not to let any of that vinegar run over and splash near me,
-Caleb! You know the purple isn't fast color!"
-
-"Je--ru--salem!" exclaimed Caleb, dropping the measure and its
-contents, which Grace escaped by tripping backward to the shelter of a
-stack of grain-sacks. When she emerged, with a grand courtesy followed
-by a long, honest laugh, Caleb continued:--
-
-"Well, I've read of folk's bein' clothed in purple an' fine linen, but
-purple an' Scare-Cow knocks me flat! Dressed in 'dead stock,' from
-head to foot, an' yit--Hello, Philip! Come in here! Oh! You're knocked
-pretty flat, too, ain't you? Well, I just wanted to take back what I
-said the other day about some folk's clothes. I don't b'lieve a dress
-made of them grain-sacks would look common on her!"
-
-"How stupid of me!" Grace exclaimed. "Why didn't I think of the
-grain-sacks? I might have corded the seams with heavy dark twine, or
-piped them with red carpet-binding."
-
-"I don't know what cordin' an' pipin' is," said Caleb, "but after what
-I've seen, I can believe that you'd only need to rummage in a big
-rag-bag awhile to dress like a queen--or look like one."
-
-
-
-
-VIII--THE PORK-HOUSE
-
-
-COLD weather and the pork-packing season had arrived, and the lower
-floor of Somerton's warehouse was a busier place than the store. At
-one side "dressed" hogs, unloaded from farmers' wagons, were piled
-high; in the centre a man with a cleaver lopped the heads and feet
-from the carcasses, and divided the remainder into hams, shoulders,
-and sides, which another man trimmed into commercial shape; a third
-packed the product in salted layers on the other side. At the rear
-of the room two men cut the trimmings, carefully separating the lean
-from the fat, and with the latter filled, once in two or three hours,
-some huge iron kettles which sat in a brick furnace in the corner. At
-similar intervals the contents of the kettles were transferred to the
-hopper of a large press, not unlike a cider press, and soon an odorous
-wine-colored fluid streamed into a tank below, from which it was ladled
-through tin funnels into large, closely hooped barrels. The room
-was cold, despite the furnace; the walls, windows, and ceiling were
-reminiscent of the dust and smell of many pork-packing seasons. Early
-in the season Philip had dubbed the pork-packing floor "Bluebeard's
-Chamber," and warned his wife never to enter it. After a single glance
-one day, through the street door of the warehouse, Grace assured her
-husband that the prohibition was entirely unnecessary. She also said
-that she never had been fond of pork, but that in the future she would
-eschew ham, bacon, sausage, lard, and all other pork products.
-
-When the sound of rapid, heavy hammering was audible in the Somerton
-sitting room and parlor, and when Grace asked where it came from,
-Philip replied, "The pork-house;" the cooper was packing barrels of
-sides, hams, or shoulders for shipment, or tightening the hoops of
-lard-barrels which were inclined to leak. When Grace wondered whence
-came the great flakes of soot on table-linen which had been hung out
-of doors to dry, Philip replied, "The pork-house;" probably the fire
-in the furnace was drawing badly and smoking too much. Frequently,
-when she went to the store and asked Caleb where her husband was, the
-reply would be, "The pork-house." If Philip reached home late for a
-meal, and Grace asked what had kept him, he was almost certain to
-reply, "The pork-house," and if, as frequently occurred later in the
-season, he retired so late that Grace thought she had slept through
-half the night, he groaned, in answer to her inevitable question, "The
-pork-house."
-
-Then came a day when Grace detected an unfamiliar and unpleasing odor
-in the house. She suspected the napkins, then the tablecloth, and
-examined the rug under the dining-room table for possible spots of
-butter. Next she inspected the kitchen, which she washed and scoured
-industriously for a full day. Occasionally she detected the same odor
-in the store, as if she had carried it with her from the house, so she
-examined her dresses minutely, for the odor was reminiscent of cookery
-of some kind, although she had but a single dress for kitchen wear,
-and never wore it out of the house. She mentioned the odor to Philip,
-but he was unable to detect it in the air. One day it inflicted itself
-upon her even in church, and became so obnoxious that she spoke of it,
-instead of the sermon, as soon as the congregation was dismissed.
-
-"I'm very sorry, dear girl, that you're so tormented," said Philip. "I
-wish I could identify the nuisance; then possibly I could find means
-to abate it. I know an odor is hard to describe, but do try to give me
-some clew to it."
-
-"It reminds me somewhat of stale butter," Grace replied slowly, "and
-of some kinds of greasy pans, and of burned meat, and of parts of some
-tenement-house streets in the city, and some ash-cans on city sidewalks
-on hot summer mornings--oh, those days!--and of--I don't know what
-else."
-
-"You've already named enough to show that 'tis truly disgusting and
-dreadful, and I do wish you and I could exchange the one of the five
-senses which is affected by it, for I never had much sense of smell."
-
-By this time they were at home. Philip was unclasping his wife's cloak
-when Grace exclaimed suddenly:--
-
-"There it is!"
-
-"There what is?"
-
-"That dreadful odor! Why, Phil, 'tis on your coat-sleeve! What, in the
-name of all that's mysterious--"
-
-"That was my best coat in the city last winter, and I've never worn it
-here, except on Sundays."
-
-"Then it must have taken the odor from some other garment in your
-closet."
-
-Philip hurriedly brought his ordinary weekday coat to the sitting
-room, Grace moved it slowly, suspiciously, toward her nose, and soon
-exclaimed:--
-
-"There it is--ugh! But what can it be?"
-
-At that instant a well-known knock at the door announced Caleb, who had
-been invited to Sunday dinner.
-
-"Don't be shocked, Caleb," said Philip; "we're not mending clothes on
-Sunday. 'Twill scarcely be an appetizer, apparently, but won't you pass
-this coat to and fro before your face a moment, and detect an odor, if
-you can, and tell us what it is?"
-
-Caleb took the coat, did as requested, touched the cloth with his nose,
-and replied:--
-
-"The pork-house."
-
-"What do you mean?" Philip asked, while Grace turned pale.
-
-"It's the smell of boilin' fat, from the lard-kettles. It's powerful
-pervadin' of ev'rythin', specially woollen clothes, an' men's hair,
-when the pork-house windows an' doors are shut. It makes me mortal sick
-sometimes, when the malary gets a new grip on me; at such times I know
-a pork-house worker when I pass him in the street in the dark. To save
-myself from myself I used to wear an oilcloth jacket an' overalls when
-I worked in the pork-house--your uncle an' I used to have to put in a
-good many hours there. There was somethin' else I used to do too, when
-I got to my room, though I never dared to tell your uncle, or he'd
-never ha' stopped laughin' at me."
-
-"What was it? Tell me--quick!" said Philip.
-
-"Why, I bought a bottle of Floridy water out of the store,--it's a
-stuff that some of the gals use,--an' I sprinkled a little ev'ry day,
-mornin' an' evenin', on the carpet."
-
-Philip hurried to a bed-chamber, and came back with Grace's
-cologne-bottle, the contents of which he bestowed upon the rug under
-the dining table.
-
-"That ort to kill the rat," said Caleb, approvingly.
-
-The dinner was a good one, but Grace ate sparingly, though she talked
-with animation and brilliancy unusual even for her, Philip imagined.
-For himself, he felt as he thought a detected criminal, an outcast,
-must feel. Excusing himself abruptly, he relieved his feelings somewhat
-by throwing out of doors the offending coat and the garments pertaining
-to it; then he threw out all the woollen garments of his wardrobe.
-Caleb was not due at Sunday school until three o'clock, but he excused
-himself an hour early. As he started, he signalled Philip in a manner
-familiar in the store, to follow him, and when both were outside the
-door, he said:--
-
-"I reckon she needs quinine, or somethin'. Touchiness 'bout smells is a
-sign. I'd get Doc Taggess to come down, if I was you."
-
-Philip thanked him for the suggestion; then he hurried to the
-bath-room, washed his hair and mustache, and exchanged his clothes
-for a thinner suit which he exhumed from a trunk. It was redolent of
-camphor, which he detested, but it was "all the perfumes of Araby"
-compared with--the pork-house. Then he rejoined Grace and made haste to
-officiate as assistant scullion, and also to ejaculate:--
-
-"That infernal pork-house!"
-
-"Don't talk of it any more to-day," Grace said, with a piteous smile.
-
-"How can I help it, when--"
-
-"But you must help it, Phil dear. Really you must."
-
-Philip made haste to change the subject of conversation, and to cheer
-his wife and escape from his own thoughts he tried to be humorous, and
-finally succeeded so well that he and Grace became as merry in their
-little kitchen as they ever had been anywhere. Indeed, Grace recovered
-her spirits so splendidly that of her own accord she recalled the
-pork-house, and said many amusing things about "Bluebeard's Chamber,"
-and told how curious and jealous Philip's prohibition had made her, and
-Philip replied that it contained more trunkless heads than the fateful
-closet of Bluebeard, and that it was a treasure-house besides; for
-through it passed most of the store's business that directly produced
-money. Then he dashed at the piano and played a lot of music so lively
-that it would have shocked the church people had they heard it, and
-Grace lounged in an easy-chair, with her eyes half closed, looking the
-picture of dreamy contentment. Later she composed herself among the
-pillows of a lounge, and asked Philip to throw an afghan over her,
-and sit beside her, and talk about old times in the city, and then
-to remind her of all their newer blessings, because she wished to be
-very, fully, reverently grateful for them. Philip was not loath to
-comply with her request; for though the month's work had been very
-exacting and hard, he had been assured by Caleb, within twenty-four
-hours, that it was the largest and most profitable month of business
-that the Somerton store had ever done, and that beyond a doubt the new
-proprietor had "caught on," and held all the old customers, and of his
-own ability secured several new ones, which proved that the people of
-the town and county "took to" him.
-
-All this Philip repeated to Grace, who dreamily said that it was very
-good, and a satisfaction to have her husband prominent among men,
-instead of a nobody--a splendid, incomparable, adorable one, but still
-really a nobody, among the hundreds of thousands of men in New York.
-Then both of them fell to musing as the twilight deepened. Musing,
-twilight, and temporary relief from the strain of the week's work
-combined to send Philip into a gentle doze, from which he suddenly
-roused himself to say:--
-
-"What are you laughing at, Miss Mischief?"
-
-"I'm--not--laughing," Grace replied.
-
-"Crying? My dear girl, what is the matter?"
-
-"I'm--not--crying. I'm--merely--shivering. I'm cold."
-
-"That's because you've a brute of a husband, who has been so wrapped
-up in his affairs and you that probably he has let the fire go out."
-He made haste to replenish the stove and to throw over his wife a
-traveller's rug. Then he lighted a shaded candle, looked at the
-thermometer, and said:--
-
-"How strange! The mercury stands at seventy-two degrees."
-
-But Grace continued to shiver, and, stranger still, she felt colder as
-the fire burned up and additional covers were placed upon her. Finally
-she exclaimed:--
-
-"Oh, Phil! I'm frightened! This is something--different from--ordinary
-cold. It must be some--something like--paralysis. I can't move my arms
-or feet."
-
-"I'll run for Doctor Taggess at once!" said Philip; but as he started
-from the room, Grace half screamed, half groaned:--
-
-"Don't leave me, if you--love me! Don't let me--die--alone!"
-
-"At least let me go to the door and raise a shout; some one will hear
-me, and I'll send him for the Doctor."
-
-As he opened the door he saw a light in the window of Caleb's room,
-over the store. Quickly seizing the cord of the alarm signal, of which
-Caleb had previously told him, he pulled several times, and soon Caleb,
-finding the door ajar, entered the room.
-
-"Won't you get the Doctor, Caleb--quick?" said Philip. "We're awfully
-frightened; my wife has a strange, dreadful attack of some kind. It
-acts like paralysis."
-
-Caleb, glancing toward the lounge, saw the quivering covers and Grace's
-face.
-
-"Poor little woman!" he said, with the voice of a woman. "But don't be
-frightened. 'Tisn't paralysis. It's bad enough, but it never kills. I
-know the symptoms as well as I know my own right hand, an' Doctor'll do
-more good later in the evenin' than now."
-
-"But what is it, man?"
-
-"Malary--fever an' ager. She's never had a chill before, I reckon?"
-
-"No--o--o," said Grace, between chattering teeth.
-
-"Don't wonder you was scared, then. If religion could take hold
-like an ager-chill, this part of the country would be a section o'
-kingdom-come. The mean thing about it is that it takes hardest hold
-of folks that's been the healthiest. Try not to be scared, though;
-it won't kill, an' 'twon't last but a few minutes. Then you're likely
-to drop asleep, an' wake pretty soon with a hot fever an' splittin'
-headache; they ain't pleasant to look forward to, but they might seem
-worse if you didn't foresee 'em. I'll go for Doc Taggess right off;
-if he ain't home, his wife'll send him as soon as he comes. Taggess
-himself is the best medicine he carries; but if he's off somewhere,
-I'll come back an' tell your husband what to do. Don't be afeared to
-trust me; ev'ry man o' sense in this section o' country knows what to
-do for fever and ager; if he didn't, he'd have to go out o' business."
-
-Caleb departed, after again saying "Poor little woman!" very tenderly.
-As for Philip, he took his wife's hands in his own and poured forth
-a torrent of sympathetic words; but when the sufferer fell asleep,
-he went out into the darkness and cursed malaria, the West, and the
-impulse which had made him become his uncle's heir. He cursed many
-things else, and then concentrated the remainder of his wrath into an
-anathema on the pork-house.
-
-
-
-
-IX--A WESTERN SPECTRE
-
-
-AFTER her fever had subsided, Grace went to sleep and carried into
-dream-land the disquieting conviction that she was to have a long
-period of illness, and be confined to her bed. Philip had given her
-the medicines prescribed and obtained by Caleb, for Doctor Taggess had
-gone far into the country and was not expected home until morning.
-Then Philip had lain awake far into the night, planning proper care
-for his precious invalid; finally he decided to get a trained nurse
-from New York, unless Doctor Taggess could recommend one nearer home.
-He would also get from the city a trained housekeeper; for, as already
-explained, there was no servant class at Claybanks, and of what use
-was "help" when the head of the house was too ill to direct the work?
-He would order from the city every cordial, every sick-room delicacy,
-that he could think of, or the Doctor might suggest. Expense was not
-to be thought of; there was only one woman and wife in the world--to
-him, and she had been cruelly struck down. She should be made well, at
-whatever cost. Meanwhile he would write the firm by which he had been
-employed in New York, and beg for his old position, for the reason that
-the climate of Claybanks was seriously undermining his wife's health;
-afterward, as soon as Grace could be moved, he would take her back
-to the city, and give up his Claybanks property, with its train of
-responsibilities, privations, and miseries.
-
-When he awoke in the morning, he slipped softly from the room, which
-he had darkened the night before, so that the morning light should
-not disturb the invalid, and he moved toward the kitchen to make a
-fire--a morning duty with which he had charged himself and faithfully
-fulfilled since his first day in his uncle's house. To be in the store
-by sunrise, as was the winter custom of Claybanks merchants, compelled
-Philip to rise before daylight, and habit, first induced by an alarm
-clock, had made him wake every winter day at six, while darkness was
-still deep.
-
-He was startled, therefore, when he tip-toed into the dining room, to
-be welcomed by a burst of sunlight. Evidently his wakefulness of the
-previous night had caused him to oversleep. Hurrying to the kitchen,
-he was again startled, for breakfast was cooking on the stove, and at
-the table, measuring some ground coffee into a pot, stood Grace, softly
-singing, as was her custom when she worked.
-
-"What?" he exclaimed, rubbing his eyes. "Was it I who was ill, instead
-of you, or have I been bereft of my senses for a fortnight or more?"
-
-"Neither, you poor, dear boy," Grace replied, though without looking
-up. "Yesterday I was more scared than hurt; to-day I feel as well as
-ever--really, I do."
-
-Philip stepped in front of her, took her head in his hands, and
-looked into her face. The healthy glow peculiar to it had given place
-to a sickly yellow tint; her plump cheeks had flattened--almost
-hollowed, her eyes, always either lustrous or melting, were dull and
-expressionless, and her lips, usually ruddy and full, were gray and
-thin. As her husband looked at her, she burst into tears and hid her
-face on his shoulder.
-
-"I could have endured anything but that," she sobbed. "I don't think
-I'm vain, but it has always been so delightful to me that I could be
-pretty to my husband. I wasn't conceited, but I had to believe my
-mirror. But now--oh, I'd like to hide my face somewhere for a--"
-
-"Would you, indeed?" murmured Philip, tenderly. "Let me hide it
-for you, a little at a time; I promise you that not a bit shall be
-neglected."
-
-"Do let me breathe, Phil. I don't see how you can kiss a scarecrow--and
-continue at it."
-
-"Don't you? I could kiss a plague-patient, or the living skeleton, if
-Grace Somerton's heart was in it. I don't understand your reference to
-a scarecrow. Your mirror must have been untruthful this morning, or
-perhaps covered with mist, for--see!"
-
-So saying, he detached the late Mr. Jethro Somerton's tiny mirror from
-the kitchen wall and held it before his wife, whose astonishment and
-delight were great as she exclaimed:--
-
-"Phil, you're a witch! Now I'm going to make believe that there was no
-yesterday, and if yesterday persists in coming to mind, I shall scold
-myself most savagely for having been a frightened, silly child."
-
-"You really were a very sick woman," Philip replied. "I was quite as
-frightened at you while the chill had possession of you, and you had
-a raging fever afterward. You've had headaches in other days, but
-yesterday's was the first that made you moan."
-
-"'Tis very strange. I feel quite as well to-day as ever I did. Perhaps
-'tis the effect of Caleb's medicine. Poor Caleb! When he saw me, I
-really believe he suffered as much as I."
-
-"So it seemed to me," said Philip. "I wonder how a little, sickly,
-always-tired man can have so much sympathy and tenderness?"
-
-"You forget that he, himself, is malaria-poisoned, as your uncle's
-letter said. Probably he's had just such chills as mine. Let's make
-haste to thank him."
-
-After a hurried breakfast, husband and wife went together to the store,
-and found Caleb awaiting them at the back door. He had already seen
-Grace's figure at the window of the sitting room.
-
-"Je--ru--salem!" he exclaimed, looking intently at Grace. "I never saw
-a worse shake than yourn, which is sayin' a mighty lot, considerin'
-I was born an' raised in the West. But you look just as good as new.
-Well, there's somethin' good in ev'rythin', if you look far enough for
-it--even in an ager-chill."
-
-"Good in a chill, indeed!" Philip exclaimed.
-
-"Yes; its good p'int is that it don't last long. Havin' a chill's like
-bein' converted; if somethin' didn't shut down on the excitement pretty
-quick, there'd be nothin' left o' the subject. Well, seein' you're
-here, I reckon I'd better take a look in the pork-house."
-
-"He has sprinkled the floor with Florida water!" said Grace, as she
-entered the store. "Evidently he didn't doubt that I'd be well this
-morning, and he remembers yesterday."
-
-Within an hour Doctor Taggess and his wife bustled into the store, and
-Mrs. Taggess hurried to Grace, and said:--
-
-"I'd have come to you yesterday, my dear, if I hadn't known I could be
-of no use. Chills are like cyclones; they'll have their own way while
-they last, and everything put in their way makes them more troublesome."
-
-The Doctor consulted Philip, apart, as to what had been done, approved
-of Caleb's treatment, and gave additional directions; then he turned
-upon Grace his kind eyes and pleasant smile, which Caleb had rightly
-intimated were his best medicines, and he said:--
-
-"Well, has Doctor Caleb found time to give you his favorite theory,
-which is that a chill or any other malarial product is a means of
-grace?"
-
-"Caleb values his life too highly to advance such a theory at present,"
-Philip answered for his wife.
-
-"Just so, just so. Well, there's a time for everything, but Caleb isn't
-entirely wrong on that subject. There are other and less painful and
-entirely sufficient means of grace, however, from which one can choose,
-so chills aren't necessary--for that particular purpose, and I hope you
-won't have any more of them. I'm afraid you forgot some of the advice
-I gave you, the first time we met, about how to take care of yourself
-until you had become acclimated."
-
-Philip and Grace looked at each other sheepishly, and admitted that
-they had not forgotten, but neglected. They had felt so well, so
-strong, they said.
-
-"Just so, just so. Malaria's just like Satan, in many ways, but
-especially in sometimes appearing as an angel of light. At first it
-will stimulate every physical faculty of a healthy person like good
-wine, but suddenly--well, you know. I had my suspicions the last time I
-noticed your splendid complexion, but between mending broken limbs and
-broken heads, and old people leaving the world, and young people coming
-into it, I'm too busy to do all the work I lay out for myself. You may
-have one more chill--"
-
-"Oh, Doctor!"
-
-"'Twon't be so bad as the first one, unless it comes to-day. They have
-four different and regular periods--every day, every other day, once
-in three days, and once in seven days, and each is worse than all of
-the others combined--according to the person who has it. I'll soon cure
-yours, whichever kind it may be, and after that I'm going to get Mrs.
-Taggess to keep you in mind of the necessary precautions against new
-attacks, for I've special use for you in this town and county. I wonder
-if Caleb has told you that you, too, are a means of grace? No? Well,
-he's a modest chap, but he'll get to it yet, and I'll back him up. This
-county has needed a visible standard of physical health for young women
-to live up to, and you entirely fill the bill."
-
-"I shouldn't wonder, Doctor," said Philip, while Grace blushed, "that,
-religious though you are, you sometimes agree with the sceptic who
-said that if he'd been the Creator of the world he'd have made health
-catching, instead of disease."
-
-"No, I can't say that I do. Heaven knows I'm sick enough of sickness;
-no honest physician's bills pay him for the miseries he has to see, and
-think of, and fight; but health's very much like money--it's valued
-most by those who have to work hardest to get it: those who come by
-it easily are likely to squander it. I can't quite make out, by the
-ordinary signs, how your wife came by her own. I wonder if she'd object
-to telling me. I don't ask from mere curiosity, I assure you."
-
-"I'm afraid 'twill stimulate my self-esteem to tell," Grace replied,
-with heightening color, "for I'm prouder of my health than of anything
-else--except my husband. I got it by sheer hard, long effort, through
-the necessity for six years, of going six days in the week, sick or
-well, rain or shine, to and from a store, and of standing up, for nine
-or ten hours a day while I was inside. To lose a day or two in such a
-store generally meant to lose one's place, so a girl couldn't afford to
-be sick, or even feeble."
-
-"Aha! Wife, did you hear that? Now, Mrs. Somerton, Claybanks and
-vicinity need you even more than I'd supposed. But--do try to have
-patience with me, for I'm a physician, you know, and what you tell me
-may be of great service to other young women; I won't use your name, if
-you object. Did you have good health from the first?"
-
-"No, indeed! I was a thin, pale, little country girl when I went
-to the city; I'd worked so hard at school for years that all my
-vitality seemed to have gone to my head. Work in the store was cruelly
-hard,--indeed, it never became easy,--and I had headaches, backaches,
-dizzy times--oh, all sorts of aches and wearinesses. But in a great
-crowd of women there are always some with sharp eyes, and clear heads,
-and warm hearts, and sometimes the mother-feeling besides. I wasn't the
-only chronically tired girl in the place; most of the others looked
-and felt as I did. Well, some of the good women I've mentioned were
-perpetually warning us girls to be careful of our health, and telling
-us how to do it."
-
-"Good! Good! What did they say--in general?"
-
-"Nothing," said Grace, laughing, and then remaining silent a moment,
-as she seemed to be looking backward. "For each said something in
-particular. All had hobbies. One thought diet was everything; with
-another it was the daily bath; others harped on long and regular
-sleep, or avoidance of excitement, or fresh air while sleeping, or
-clothes and the healthiest way to wear them, or exercise, or the proper
-position in which to stand, or on carrying the head and shoulders high,
-or deep breathing, or recreation, or religion, or avoidance of the tea,
-cake, and candy habit."
-
-"Well, well! Now tell me, please, which of these hobbies you adopted."
-
-"All of them--every one of them," Grace replied, with an emphatic toss
-of her head. "First I tried one, with some benefit, then another, and
-two or three more, and finally the entire collection."
-
-"Hurrah!" shouted the Doctor. "You can be worth more to the women
-hereabouts than a dozen doctors like me, if you will--and of course
-you will. Indeed, you must. One more question,--positively the last.
-You couldn't have been the only woman who profited by the advice you
-received?"
-
-"Oh, no. In any of the stores in which I worked there were some strong,
-wholesome, grand women who had literally fought their way up to what
-they were, for small pay and long hours, and weariness at night, and
-many other things combined to make any special effort of self-denial
-very, very hard--too hard for some of the girls, I verily believe.
-I don't think I'm narrow or easily satisfied; sometimes I've been
-fastidious and slow in forming acquaintances, but among all the other
-women I've seen, or heard of, or read about, there aren't any for whom
-I'd exchange some of my sister--shopgirls."
-
-"Saleswomen, if you please," said Philip.
-
-"Well, well!" drawled the Doctor, who had been looking fixedly at
-Grace. "I don't wonder that you're what you are. Come along, wife."
-
-As Doctor and Mrs. Taggess departed, Grace said to her husband:--
-
-"That is the highest compliment that I ever had." And Philip replied:--
-
-"I hope 'tis good for chills."
-
-
-
-
-X--SHE WANTED TO KNOW
-
-
-GRACE'S malarial attack was soon repulsed, but the memory of
-that Sunday chill remained vivid. So Grace followed the Doctor's
-instructions as carefully as if she were an invalid on the brink of the
-grave, and she compelled Philip also to heed the counsel of precaution
-which Doctor Taggess had given to both. From that time forward she
-took personal sympathetic interest in all malarial victims of whom
-she heard, especially in those who purchased from the great stock of
-proprietary medicines in Somerton's store. Not infrequently a farmer
-or villager would be seized by a chill while talking or transacting
-business in the store, and Grace, despite her own experience in a warm
-room and under many woollen coverings, could scarcely help begging him
-to accept the loan of heavy shawls from the store's stock, and to sit
-undisturbed by the fire in the back room. When she planned a Sunday
-dinner, at which Doctor Taggess and his wife were to be guests, it
-was partly for the purpose of questioning the Doctor about the origin
-of malaria, and of its peculiarities, which seemed almost as numerous
-as cases; but Philip assured her that busy doctors, like other men of
-affairs, hated nothing so much as to "talk shop" out of business hours.
-
-Fortunately she gradually became too busy to have time in which to
-become a monomaniac on malaria. The specimen organ arrived, and
-was placed in the church, to the great edification of the people.
-Grace was for a time the only performer, but to prepare relief for
-herself, improve the quality of the congregational singing, and not
-without an eye to business, she organized an evening music class,
-and quickly trained several young women to play some of the simpler
-hymn-tunes,--and also to purchase organs on the instalment plan.
-
-From music lessons to dress-making is a far cry, but the fame of the
-purple and "Scare-Cow" dress had pervaded the county, and all the
-girls wanted dresses like it, which was somewhat embarrassing after the
-stock of the two calicoes had been exhausted. Then there arose a demand
-for something equally lovely, pretty, nice, sweet, or scrumptious,
-according to the vocabulary of the demander, and Eastern jobbers of
-calicoes and other prints and cheap dress-goods were one day astonished
-to receive from "Philip Somerton, late Jethro Somerton," a request for
-a full line of samples--the first request of the sort from that portion
-of the state. To be able to ask in a store, "How would you make this
-up?" and to get a satisfying answer, was a privilege which not even the
-most hopeful women of Claybanks had ever dared to expect, so the "truck
-trade" of the town and county--the business that came of women carrying
-eggs, butter, chickens, feathers, etc., to the stores to barter for
-goods--drifted almost entirely to Somerton's store, and caused John
-Henry Bustpodder, a matter-of-fact German merchant on the next block,
-to say publicly that if his wife should die he would shut up the store
-and leave it shut till he could get to New York and marry a shopgirl.
-
-By midspring Grace had quite as few idle moments as her husband
-or Caleb; for between housekeeping, music-teaching, talking with
-commercial travellers, and selling goods, she seldom found time to
-enjoy the horse and buggy that Philip had bought for her, and she often
-told her husband, in mock complaint, that she worked longer hours than
-she had ever done in New York, and that she really must have an advance
-of pay if he did not wish her to transfer her abilities and customers
-to some rival establishment. Yet she enjoyed the work; she had a keen
-sense of humor, which sharpened the same sense in others, and when
-women were at the counter, she frequently found excuse to start a
-chorus of laughter. To her husband, a customer was merely a customer;
-to Grace he was frequently a character, and she had seen so few
-characters in the course of her New York experiences that she rejoiced
-in the change. She was sympathetic, too, so the younger women talked to
-her of much besides "truck" and goods. When one day a country matron
-rallied her on being without children, another matron exclaimed, "She's
-second mother to half the gals in the county"--a statement which Grace
-repeated to Philip in great glee, following it with a demure question
-as to the advisability of living up to her new dignity by taking to
-spectacles and sun-bonnets.
-
-But in her sober moments, and sometimes in the hurry of business,
-a spectre of malaria would suddenly intrude upon her thoughts.
-Occasionally she saw cases of rheumatism, rickets, helpless limbs,
-twitching faces, and other ailments that caused her heart to ache,
-and prompted her to ask the cause. The answers were various:
-"malary"--"fever an' ager"--"malarier"--"chills"--"malaria," but the
-meanings were one. One day she burst in an instant from laughter into
-tears at seeing a babe, not a year old, shaking violently with a chill.
-Straightway Grace went to the minister--poor minister!--and demanded
-to know how the Lord could permit so dreadful an occurrence. One day,
-after engaging Doctor Taggess in general conversation, she abruptly
-said, despite Philip's reminder that physicians dislike "shop talk":--
-
-"I wish you would tell me all about malaria; what it is, and where it
-comes from, and why we don't get rid of it."
-
-"My dear woman," the Doctor replied, "ask me about electricity, of
-which no one knows much, and I can tell you something, but malaria is
-beyond my ken. I know it when I see it in human nature; that is, I
-treat almost all diseases as if they were malarial, and I seldom find
-myself mistaken, but, beyond that, malaria is beyond my comprehension."
-
-"But, Doctor, it must be something, and come from somewhere."
-
-"Oh, yes. 'Tis generally admitted that malaria is due to an invisible
-emanation from the soil, and is probably a product of vegetation in a
-certain stage of decay. It seems to be latent in soil that has not been
-exposed to the air for some time,--such as that thrown from cellars
-and wells in process of excavation,--and all swamps are believed to be
-malaria breeders; for when the swamp land of a section is drained, the
-malarial diseases of the vicinity disappear."
-
-"Then why aren't all swamps drained?"
-
-"Because the work would be too expensive, in the sections where the
-swamps are, I suppose. Look at this township, for example: while all
-the ground is open,--that is, not frozen,--the farmers and other people
-have all they can do at planting, cultivating, harvesting, etc. Swamp
-land makes the richest soil, after it has been drained, but who's going
-to drain his own swamp when he already has more good land than he can
-cultivate? Some of the farmers work at it, a little at a time, but it
-is slow work,--discouragingly slow,--besides being frightfully hard and
-disgustingly dirty."
-
-"Then why doesn't the government do it?"
-
-"I thought you'd come to that, for every woman's a socialist at heart
-until she learns better. Still, so is every man. Well, governments have
-no money of their own; all they have is taken from the people, in the
-form of taxes, and any increase of taxes, especially for jobs as large
-as swamp drainage in this state, would be too unpopular to be voted.
-Besides, while it would be of general benefit to the many, it would
-specially and greatly benefit the owners of the swamp land, which would
-start a frightful howl. Private enterprise may be depended upon to
-banish swamps and malaria; but first there must be enough population,
-and enough increase in the value of land, to justify it. I wish 'twould
-do so in this county and in my day. 'Twould lessen my income, but
-'twould greatly increase my happiness, for doctors have hearts. By the
-way, have you yet heard from Caleb on malaria as a means of grace?
-There's a chance to learn something about malaria--to hear something
-about it, at least; for Caleb talks well on his pet subjects. Poor
-fellow, I wish I could cure his chronic malarial troubles. I've tried
-everything, and he does enjoy far better health than of old, but the
-cause of the trouble remains. That man came of tall, broad-shouldered
-stock on both sides--you wouldn't imagine it, would you, to look at
-him? He's always been industrious and intelligent; everybody likes him
-and respects him; but at times it's almost impossible to extract an
-idea or even a word from him--all on account of malaria. Again, he'll
-have the clearest, cleverest head in town. Seems strange, doesn't it?"
-
-Grace improved an early opportunity to say to Caleb that perhaps she
-had done wrong in recovering so quickly from her attack of chills, for
-she had been told that he regarded malaria as a means of grace.
-
-"Well, yes, I do--'bout the same way as some other things--air, an'
-light, an' food, an' money, for instance. Anythin' that helps folks
-to make the most of their opportunities can be a means of grace; when
-it isn't, the folks themselves are the trouble. Reckon nobody'll
-dispute that about good things. But when it comes to things that ain't
-popular,--like floods, an' light'nin'-strokes, an' malary,--well, folks
-don't seem to see it in the same light, and they suspect the malary
-most, 'cause it's far an' away the commonest. I've been laughed at so
-often for my notions on the subject that I've got hardened to it, an'
-don't mind standin' it again."
-
-"Oh, Caleb! Please don't say that! You don't believe I would laugh at
-anything you're earnest about, do you?"
-
-"Well, I don't really b'lieve you would, an' I'm much 'bliged to you
-for it. You see, my idee is this. You remember what's said, in one
-of the psalms, about they that go down to the sea in ships, and what
-happens to them when a big wind comes up--how they are at their wit's
-end, because they're in trouble too big for them to manage, so they
-have to call unto the Lord?--somethin' that sailors ain't b'lieved
-to be given to doin' over an' above much, judgin' by their general
-conversation as set down in books an' newspapers. Well, malary's like
-the wind, an' the spirit that's compared with it; you can't tell where
-it's comin' from, or when, or how long it's goin' to stay, or what
-it'll do before it goes. It puts a man face to face with his Maker, an'
-just when the man can't put on airs, no matter how hard he tries. I
-think anythin' that kicks a man into seein' his dependence on heaven is
-a means of grace, even if the man's too mean to take advantage of it.
-When a man's shakin' with a chill that's come at him on the sly, as a
-chill always does, an' finds all his grit an' all the doctor's medicine
-can't keep him from shakin'--snatches him clean away from his own grip,
-which is the awfullest feelin' a man can have--"
-
-"You're entirely right about it, Caleb," said Grace, with a shudder.
-
-"Thank you, but 'taint only the shake. It's not knowin' how the thing
-is goin' to come out, or how helpless it's goin' to make one, or in
-what way it's goin' to upset all his plans an' calculations--why, it
-teaches absolute dependence on a higher power, an' 'tisn't only folks
-that make most fuss 'bout it in church that feels it. After one gets
-that feelin', he's lots more of a man than he ever was before. I think
-malary has been the makin' of human nature out West here, an' in some
-parts of the East too. Why, do you know that almost every one of our
-greatest Presidents was born or brought up in malary-soaked country?
-Washington was, I know; for I had chills all over his part of Virginia,
-in war time, an' more'n a hundred thousand other men kept me comp'ny
-at it. Jackson, Lincoln, Grant, was some of the other Presidents that
-knowed malary better than they afterwards knowed their own Cabinets. As
-to smaller men, but mighty big, nevertheless--all the big cities of the
-land's full of 'em. Look up the record of a city's great business man,
-an' I'm told you'll find he never was born an' raised there, but in the
-back country somewhere, generally out West, an' nine times in ten can
-tell you more 'bout his ager spells than you care to hear. Still, such
-cases don't bear on the subject o' means o' grace, though they come
-from the same causes. Out in these parts malary does more'n ministers
-to fill the churches. So long as men feel first-rate, they let the
-church alone mighty hard, but just let 'em get into a hard tussle with
-malary an' they begin to come to meetin'. The worse it treats 'em, the
-more they come, which is just what they need. That's the way the church
-got me; though that ain't particularly to the p'int, for one swaller
-don't make a summer. But I've been watchin' the signs for twenty year,
-an' I'm not gettin' off guess-work when I say that malary's been one
-of the leadin' means o' grace in this great Western country, an' of
-pretty much ev'rythin' else that's worth havin'; the states that have
-most of it produce more good people to the thousan' than any other
-states, besides more great men, an' great ideas, an' first-class
-American grit. Now you can laugh if you feel the least bit like it."
-
-"I don't, Caleb. But do answer me one question. If malaria has done so
-much good, and is doing it, do you think it ought to be preserved,--say
-as an American institution?"
-
-"Well," said Caleb, "ev'rythin' an' ev'rybody, from Moses an' manna to
-Edison an' electricity, has had a mission, an' when the work was done,
-the mission took a rest an' gave somethin' else the right o' way. When
-malary's accomplished its mission, I, for one, would like to assist in
-layin' it away. I think I'm entitled to a share in the job, for malary
-an' me has been powerful close acquaintances for a mighty long time."
-
-
-
-
-XI--CALEB'S NEWEST PROJECT
-
-
-"ALONG about now," said Caleb to Philip and Grace one morning in
-midspring, "is the easiest time o' year that a merchant ever gets in
-these parts; for, between the earliest ploughin' for spring wheat to
-the latest ploughin' for corn, the farmers that 'mount to anythin' are
-too busy to come to town when the weather's good; when the rain gives
-'em a day off from work, they've got sense enough to take a rest as
-well as to give one to the hosses. I thought I'd mention the matter, in
-case you'd had anythin' on your mind to be done, an' hadn't found time
-to do it."
-
-"H'm!" said Philip, rubbing his forehead, as if to extract some special
-mental memoranda.
-
-"Thank you, Caleb, for the suggestion," Grace said, "but I believe
-every foot of our garden ground is fully planted."
-
-"Yes, so I've noticed. Twill be a big advertisement, too, if the things
-turn out as good as the pictur's an' readin' matter in the plant
-catalogues you got; for there ain't many things in them boxes of plants
-you bought that was ever seen or heerd of in these parts. How'd you
-come to know so much about such things?"
-
-"Oh, I kept window-gardens in the city all summer, and indoor gardens
-in winter."
-
-"I want to know! What give you that idee?"
-
-"The beauty of flowers, I suppose--and their cheapness," Grace replied.
-"Besides, flowers in the winter were a good test of the air in our
-rooms, for air that kills plants is not likely to be good enough for
-human beings."
-
-"Je--ru--salem! I must tell that to Doc Taggess, so that word about it
-can get to some of our country folks. Some of them keep their houses
-so tight shut in winter that the folks come out powerful peaked in the
-spring, just when they need all the stren'th they can get. But ain't
-you got nothin' else on your mind to do, besides exercisin' your hoss
-once in a while?"
-
-As he asked the question his eyes strayed from Grace to Philip, and
-an amused expression came over the little man's face, so that Grace
-asked:--
-
-"What is so funny in Philip's appearance?"
-
-"Nothin'," said Caleb, quickly pretending to arrange the goods on a
-shelf.
-
-"Don't say 'Nothing' in that tantalizing way, when your every feature
-is saying that there is something."
-
-"Out with it, Caleb," said Philip. "I promise that I shan't feel
-offended."
-
-"Well, the fact is, I was thinkin' o' somethin' I overheard you tell
-your uncle, first time you came here. He asked you what you was goin'
-to the city for. 'To continue my studies,' says you. 'What studies?'
-says he. 'Literature an' art,' says you. Then Jethro come pretty nigh
-to bustin' hisself. After you was gone he borried some cyclopeedy
-volumes from Doc Taggess, an' in odd moments he opened 'em at long
-pieces that was headed 'Literature' an' 'Art.' I watched him pretty
-close, to know when he was through, so I could pump him about 'em, for
-his sake as well as mine; for I've most generally found that a man
-ain't sure of what he knows till he has to tell it to somebody else.
-But Jethro would most generally drop asleep 'long about the second or
-third page, an' one day he slapped one of the books shut an' hollered,
-'Dog-goned nonsense!' Like enough he was wrong about it, though, for
-afterwards I dipped into the same pieces myself, a little bit at a
-time, and 'peared to me there was a mighty lot of pleasant things in
-the subjects, if one could spend his whole life huntin' for 'em."
-
-"You're quite right as to the general fact," said Philip, "and also as
-to the time that may be given to it."
-
-"Am, eh? Glad I sized it up so straight. Well, then, I reckon you
-didn't finish the job in the city, an' that you're still peggin' away
-at it."
-
-Philip looked at Grace, and both laughed as he replied:--
-
-"I don't believe I've opened any book but the Bible in the past month."
-
-"I want to know! Then the hundreds of books in your house are about
-like money that's locked up in the safe instead o' bein' out at
-interest, or turnin' itself over in some other way, ain't they?"
-
-"Quite so."
-
-Caleb went into a brown study, and Philip and Grace chatted apart, and
-laughed--occasionally sighed--over what they had intended to buy and
-read, when they found themselves well off. Suddenly Caleb emerged from
-his brown study and said:--
-
-"Ain't them books like a lot of clothes or food that's locked up, doin'
-no good to their owner, while other folks, round about, are hungry, or
-shiverin'?"
-
-"Caleb," said Philip, after a long frown in which his wife did not
-join, although distinctly invited, "my practised eye discerns that you
-think our books, which are about as precious to us as so many children
-might be, ought to be lent out, to whoever would read them."
-
-"Well, why not? Ev'rybody else in these parts that's got books lends
-'em. Doc Taggess does it, the minister does it, an' a lot of others.
-The trouble is that a good many families has got the same books. Once
-in a while some book agent with head-piece enough to take his pay in
-truck has gone through this county like a cyclone--an' left about as
-much trash behind him as a cyclone usually does."
-
-"Aha! And yet you'd have me believe that the people who have bought
-such trash would enjoy the books which my wife and I have been
-selecting with great care for years?"
-
-"Can't tell till you give 'em the chance, as the darkey said when he
-was asked how many watermelons his family could tuck away. I don't
-s'pose you knowed there was the makin' of a first-class country
-merchant in you, did you, till you got the chance to try? Besides, as I
-reckon I've said before, you mustn't judge our people by their clothes.
-I don't b'lieve they average more fools to the thousan' than city
-folks."
-
-"Neither do I, Caleb; but tastes differ, even among the wisest, and to
-risk my darling books among a lot of people who might think me a fool
-for my pains--oh, 'tis not to be thought of. Next, I suppose, you'll
-suggest that I take my pictures from the walls and lend them around,
-say a week to a family."
-
-"No; I wouldn't be so mean as that. Besides, pictures, an' bang-up
-ones, are plentifuller than books in these parts, for people that like
-that sort o' thing."
-
-"Indeed? I wouldn't have thought it. Well, 'Live and learn.' Do tell me
-what kind of pictures you refer to, and who has them?"
-
-Caleb looked embarrassed for a moment; then he assumed an air of
-bravado, and replied:--
-
-"Well, I haven't missed a sunrise or sunset in nigh onto twenty year,
-unless I was too busy or too sick to see 'em. An' I've put lots o'
-other folks up to lookin' at 'em, an' you'd be astonished to know how
-many has stuck to it."
-
-"Bravo, Caleb! Bravo!" Grace exclaimed.
-
-"Much obliged; reckon you enjoy 'em, too. As Doc Taggess says, when you
-look at that kind o' pictur', you don't have to hold in until you can
-hunt up a book an' find out if the painter was first-class. But there's
-plenty more pictur's in the sky an' lots o' other places out doors,
-for folks that like 'em. To be sure, you can't always find 'em, as if
-they was in frames on a wall, but they show up often enough to keep
-'emselves in mind. But books--well, books are different."
-
-"Caleb, I weaken. I'm willing to compromise. I promise you that I will
-set apart a certain number of my books--volumes that ought to be of
-general interest--to be loaned to customers!"
-
-"Good! I knowed you'd see your duty if 'twas dumped right before your
-face. But what's the matter with doin' somethin' more? I've had a
-project for a long time, that--"
-
-Caleb suddenly ceased speaking and looked hurt, for he detected a
-peculiar interchange of glances between Philip and Grace.
-
-"Go on," said Philip.
-
-"Never mind," Caleb replied.
-
-"Please go on, Caleb," Grace begged.
-
-"I may be a fool," said Caleb, "but it does gall me to be laughed at
-ahead of time."
-
-"Really, Caleb, we weren't laughing at you. Both of us chanced to
-think, at the same time, of something--something that we had read. Some
-husbands and wives have a way of both getting the same thought at an
-unforeseen instant. Do go on; haven't we proved to you that we think
-your projects good?"
-
-"Sorry I made a baby of myself," apologized Caleb. "Well, I've read
-in newspapers that books never was so cheap as they are now, an' from
-some of the offers that come to us by letter I should say 'twas so. I
-know more'n a little about the names o' books an' o' their writers, an'
-some of the prices o' good ones look as if the printers stole their
-paper an' didn't pay their help. Now, we don't make much use o' the
-back room o' the store. S'pose you fetch in there your cyclopeedy, an'
-dictionary, an' big atlas, to be looked at by anybody that likes. Then
-buy, in the city, a couple of hundred books,--say a hundred dollars'
-worth,--not too wise, an' not too silly, an' let it be knowed that at
-Somerton's store there's a free circulating library."
-
-"For Somerton's customers only," added Philip.
-
-"No, for ev'rybody--not only for the sake o' the principle, but to draw
-trade. The first man that does that thing in this town won't ever be
-forgot by folks whose hearts are in the right place--not unless I'm all
-wrong on human nature."
-
-"Which is as unlikely as the wildest thing ever dreamed," said Philip.
-"I don't doubt that you're entirely right about the advertising value
-of your project. My atlas, dictionary, and cyclopedia will serve me
-quite as well in the back room as if in the house, and the cost of the
-other books will be repaid by the first new farmer-customer we catch by
-means of the library."
-
-"Then the thing is to be a go?"
-
-"Certainly it is."
-
-"When?"
-
-"Now--at once--as soon as my books can be brought from the house and
-the others bought in the city."
-
-"And I," Grace added, "am to be a librarian, and to select the new
-books. I remember well the names of all the most popular books in
-the public library of the little town I was born in, and all the
-best--never mind the worst--that my fellow-shopgirls used to read,
-and I know the second-hand bookshops in New York, where many good
-books may be had at a quarter of their original price; so if a hundred
-dollars is to be spent, I'll engage to get three or four hundred
-volumes, instead of two hundred. Meanwhile, don't either of you men
-breathe a word of Caleb's project, until the books are here; otherwise
-some other merchant may get ahead of us."
-
-"That's sound business sense," said Caleb, "but I wish you hadn't--I
-mean I wish one of us had said it instead of you."
-
-"Oh, Caleb! Do you think that my interest in the business of the store
-is making me sordid--mercenary--grasping?"
-
-"Well, I never saw any signs of it before, but--"
-
-"Nor have you seen them to-day. You'll have to take to eye-glasses,
-Caleb, if only in justice to me. The only reason I don't wish any one
-else to start the library is that I think the laborer is worthy of
-his hire. You were the laborer--that is, you devised the plan,--and I
-wouldn't for anything have you deprived of your pay, which will consist
-of your pleasure at seeing your old acquaintances supplied with good
-reading matter. Honor to whom honor is due. Now do you understand?"
-
-Caleb's small gray face grew rosy, albeit a bit sheepish, and to hide
-it, he tiptoed over to Philip, who was staring into vacancy, apparently
-in search of something, and said:--
-
-"As I b'lieve I've said before, ain't she a peeler?"
-
-"Yes; oh, yes," Philip answered mechanically.
-
-"You don't seem so sure of it as you might be," complained Caleb. "Have
-you struck a stump?"
-
-"No; oh, no."
-
-"What is the matter, Mr. Owl?" asked Grace, moving toward the couple.
-
-"I'm puzzled--that's all, yet 'tis not a little," Philip replied. "I
-don't think I'm a fool about business. Even Caleb here, who is too true
-a friend to flatter, says I've done remarkably well, and increased the
-number of our customers and the profits of the business, yet 'tis never
-I who devise the new, clever plans by which the increase comes. This
-matter of the free circulating library is only one of several cases
-in point; they began months ago, with the use of our piano in church.
-I don't believe I'd have done them solely with a view to business, but
-I couldn't have helped seeing that they would have that effect in the
-end, so I wonder why I, myself, shouldn't have thought of them. Perhaps
-you can tell me, Caleb; don't be afraid of hurting my feelings, and
-don't be over-modest about yourself; 'tis all between friends, you
-know."
-
-Caleb leaned on the counter, from which he brushed some imaginary dust;
-then he contemplated the brushed spot as if he were trying to look
-through the counter, as he replied:--
-
-"Mebbe it's because we have different startin'-places. In a book
-of sermons I've got up in my room--though 'tain't by one o' our
-Methodists--there's a passage that tells how astronomers find certain
-kinds o' stars. It 'pears that they don't p'int their telescopes here,
-there, an' ev'rywhere, lookin' for the star an' nothin' else, but they
-turn the big concern on a rather dark bit o' sky, somewhere near where
-the star ought to be, an' they work it 'round, little by little,
-lookin' at ev'rythin' they can see, until they've took in the whole
-neighborhood, so to speak, an' what stars of ev'ry kind is around, an'
-what all of 'em is doin', an' so workin' in'ard, little by little,
-they stumble on what they was really lookin' for. Well, that's 'bout
-my way in business. First, I think about the neighborhood, the people,
-an' what they're doin', an' what ought to be done for 'em, an' all of
-a sudden they're all p'intin' right at the business, like the little
-stars for the big one, and couldn't keep from doin' it if they tried
-their level best. Now, p'raps you don't work that way, but try the
-other, 'cause--well, p'raps 'cause it's the quickest. P'raps I ought to
-say that mebbe my way ain't the best, but--"
-
-"Don't say it," interrupted Philip, "because I shan't believe it, nor
-shall I believe that you yourself thought there was any possibility of
-its not being the better way of the two."
-
-
-
-
-XII--DEFERRED HOPES
-
-
-THE library arrived, and the books were covered, labelled, numbered,
-and shelved before the probable beneficiaries knew of their existence;
-then Master Scrapsey Green was employed to walk through the village
-streets, ringing a bell, and shouting:--
-
-"Free--circulating--library--now--open--at--Somerton's--store!"
-
-Notices to the same effect had already been mailed to all possible
-readers in the county. The self-appointed librarian had not believed
-that more than one in four of the inhabitants of the town or county
-would care to read, but neither had she taken thought of the consuming
-curiosity of villagers and country-folk. Within an hour the back room
-of the store was packed to suffocation, although Grace pressed a book
-on each visitor, with a request to make way for some one else.
-
-After several hours of issuing and recording, Grace found herself
-alone; so she gladly escaped to the store proper to compare notes with
-Philip and Caleb, who had taken turns at dropping in to "see the fun,"
-as Philip called it, and to announce, at the librarian's request, that
-only a single book a week would be loaned to a family, and to request
-the borrowers to return the books as soon as read.
-
-On entering the store, Grace found herself face to face with Doctor and
-Mrs. Taggess and Pastor Grateway, all of whom greeted her cordially,
-and congratulated her on the successful opening of the Somerton Library.
-
-"That's a cruel proof of the saying that one sows and another reaps,"
-she replied; "but please understand in future that this is not the
-Somerton Library. It is the Caleb Wright Library."
-
-"Je--ru--salem!" exclaimed Caleb, "an' I didn't put a cent into it!"
-
-"You devised it," Grace replied. "'Twas like Columbus making the egg
-stand on end; any one could do it after being told how."
-
-About this time some responses, in the forms of half-grown boys and
-girls on foot, began to arrive from the farming district, and Grace
-had occasionally to leave the store. As she returned from one of these
-excursions, Mrs. Taggess took her hands and exclaimed:--
-
-"What a good time you must have had!"
-
-"Oh, wife!" protested the Doctor. "Is this the place for sarcasm? The
-poor girl looks tired to death."
-
-"Nevertheless, Mrs. Taggess is entirely right," said Grace. "It was
-a good time, indeed. How I wish I could sketch from memory! Still, I
-shall never forget the expression of some of those faces. What a dear
-lot of people there are in this town!"
-
-"Hurrah!" shouted the Doctor. "I was afraid that, coming from the city,
-you mightn't be able to find it out. I apologize with all my heart."
-
-"'Tis high time you did," said his wife. "The idea that a doctor, of
-all men, shouldn't know that a woman's heart rules her eyes."
-
-"Yes," said the Doctor, affecting a sigh. "It's dreadful to be a man,
-and know so much that sometimes an important bit of knowledge gets
-hidden behind something else at the very time it's most needed. How
-many books have you remaining, to satisfy the country demand, Mrs.
-Somerton?"
-
-"Not enough, I fear. We ought to have bought one or two hundred more
-volumes."
-
-"Which means," said Philip, with a pretence at being grieved at having
-been forgotten during the congratulations, "that they will have to be
-purchased at once, and paid for, by the mere nobody of the concern."
-
-"Nobody, indeed!" exclaimed Grace, with a look which caused the
-Taggesses to exchange delighted pinches, and the minister to say:--
-
-"I don't think any one need go far to find a proof of the blessed
-mystery that one and one need make only one, if rightly added."
-
-"No, indeed," said the Doctor, "but at least one-half of the one in
-question is so tired that it ought to get some rest, which it won't and
-can't while we visitors stay here to admire and ask questions. Come
-along, wife; we'll find some better time to talk her and these other
-good people to death about what they've done. I've only to say that
-if Brother Grateway doesn't give you his benediction in words, he will
-leave one for you all the same, and there'll be two others to keep it
-company--eh, wife?"
-
-"Phil," Grace said, as soon as the visitors had departed, "I've a new
-idea. 'Tis not as good as Caleb's which has made this library, but
-'twill give no end of surprise and satisfaction to people, as well
-as lots of fun to me and bring some business to the store. I want a
-camera. I don't see how we were so stupid as not to bring one with us
-from New York."
-
-"A camera?" said Caleb. "What sort of a thing is it?"
-
-"A contrivance for taking photographs. There are small cheap ones that
-any amateur can use. Two or three girls in our store in New York had
-them, and took some very fair pictures."
-
-"I want to know! Well, if any gals done it, I reckon you can."
-
-"You shall see. I want one at once, Phil; order it by the first mail,
-please, and with all the necessary outfit."
-
-"Your will is law, my dear, but I shall first have to learn where to
-send the order and exactly what to get."
-
-"Let me attend to it. I can order direct from the store in which I
-worked; they sold everything of the kind."
-
-"There'll be no mail eastward till to-morrow. Won't you oblige your
-husband, at once, by going to the house, and making a picture of
-yourself, on a lounge, with your eyes shut?"
-
-"Yes--if I must. But oh, what lots of fun I shall have with that
-camera!"
-
-Caleb's eyes followed Grace to the door; then he said:--
-
-"Been workin' about four hours, harder'n I ever see a Sunday-school
-librarian work, looked tired almost to death, an' yet full to the eyes
-with the fun she's goin' to have. Ah, that's what health can do for
-human nature. I wonder if you two ever know how to thank Heaven that
-you are as you are--both well-built an' healthy? 'Pears to me that if I
-was either of you, I'd be wicked enough, about a hundred times a day,
-to put up the Pharisee's prayer an' thank Heaven that I was not like
-other men."
-
-"No man can be everything, Caleb," said Philip. "I don't doubt that
-there are thousands of men who'd gladly exchange their health for your
-abilities."
-
-"Well, I s'pose it's human nature, an' p'r'aps divine purpose too, that
-folks should hanker most for what they haven't got; if it wa'n't so,
-ev'rybody'd be a stick-in-the-mud all his life, an' nobody'd amount to
-much; but I do tell you that for a man to spend most of his grown-up
-years in makin' of himself as useful a machine as he can, an' not
-especially with a view to Number One either, an' all the time bein'
-reminded that he hain't got enough steam in his b'iler to work the
-machine except by fits an' starts, an' there don't seem to be any way
-of gettin' up more steam except by gettin' a new b'iler, which ain't
-possible in the circumstances, why, it's powerful tough, an' that's a
-fact."
-
-"We can't all run thousand-horse-power engines, Caleb," said Philip,
-hoping to console his friend. "If we could, I'm afraid a great lot
-of the world's necessary work would go undone. Watches, worked with
-what might be called half-mouse-power, are quite as necessary and
-useful in their way as big clocks run by ton weights; and a sewing
-machine, worked by a woman's foot, can earn quite as much, over running
-expenses, as a plough with a big horse in front and a big man behind
-it."
-
-"Like enough. But the trouble with me is that the machine I've been
-makin' o' myself is the kind that needs an awful lot o' power, an' the
-power ain't there an' can't be put there."
-
-"There are plenty more machines with exactly the same defect, old
-chap," said Philip, with a sigh, "so you've no end of company in your
-trouble. I could tell you of a machine of my own that lacks the proper
-power--sufficient steam, as you've expressed it."
-
-"I want to know! An' you the pictur' of health!"
-
-"Oh, yes. Health is invaluable, so far as it goes, but 'tisn't
-everything. Going back to steam for the sake of illustration, you
-know it comes of several other things--water, a boiler, some fuel,
-and draught, each in proper proportion to all the others. I don't
-doubt there's a similar combination necessary to human force, and its
-application, and that I haven't the secret of it, for I know I've
-failed at work I've most wanted to do, and succeeded best at what I
-liked least."
-
-"Reckon you must have hated storekeepin' then, for you've made a
-powerful go of it."
-
-"Thank you; I'm not ashamed to confess to you that 'tis the last
-business in the world that I'd have selected."
-
-"Well, as to that, there's no difference of opinion between us, an'
-yet, here I've been storekeepin'--an' not for myself either--'most
-twenty year."
-
-"And doing it remarkably well, too. As to not doing it for yourself,
-you may change your position and have an interest in the business
-whenever you wish it. I'm astonished that my uncle didn't say the same
-to you."
-
-"But he did--after his fashion. He meant fair, but I said 'No,' for I
-hadn't given up hopes of what I'd wanted to do, so I didn't want to
-give the store all my waking hours, as an owner ought to do most of the
-time."
-
-"Indeed he ought. If it isn't an impertinent question, what had you
-selected as your life's work?"
-
-"The last thing you'd suspect me of, I s'pose. Long ago--before the
-war--I set my heart on bein' a great preacher, an' on beginnin' by
-gettin' a first-class education. I don't need to tell you that I missed
-both of 'em about as far as a man could. I wasn't overconceited about
-'em at the start, for about that time there was a powerful movement
-in our denomination for an educated ministry. We had a few giants in
-the pulpit, but for ev'ry one of 'em there was dozens of dwarfs that
-made laughin'-stocks of 'emselves an' the church. Well, I was picked
-out as a young man with enough head-piece to take in an education an'
-with the proper spirit an' feelin' to use it well after I'd got it.
-Just then the war broke out, an' I went to it; when I got back I had a
-crippled leg, an' a dull head, an' a heavy heart--afterwards I found
-'twas the liver instead of the heart, but that didn't make me any the
-less stupid. The upshot was that I was kind o' dropped as a candidate
-for the ministry, an' that made me sicker yet, an' I vowed that I'd get
-there in the course o' time, if I could get back my health an' senses.
-Once in a while, for many years, I had hopes; then again I'd get a
-knock-down--an extry hard lot o' chills an' fevers, or some other turn
-of malary that made my mind as blank an' flat as a new slate. I tried
-to educate myself, bein' rather old to go to school or college, an' I
-plodded through lots o' books, but I had to earn my livin' besides,
-an'--well, I reckon you can see about how much time a man workin' in a
-store has for thinkin' about what he's read."
-
-"Oh, can't I!"
-
-"An' you know, now, what losin' health an' not findin' it again has
-been to me."
-
-"Indeed I do, and you've my most hearty sympathy. Perhaps good health
-would have seen you through; perhaps not. Your experience is very
-like mine, in some respects. I didn't start with the purpose of being
-a preacher, but I was going to become educated so well that whenever
-I had a message of any sort to give to the world,--for every man
-occasionally has one, you know,--I should be able to do it in a manner
-that would command attention. I was fortunate enough to get into a
-business position in which my duties were almost mechanical, so at
-night my mind was fresh enough for reading and study. My wife's tastes
-were very like my own, so we read and studied together; but my message
-has never come, and here I am where the only writing I'll ever do will
-be in account books and business correspondence. As to my art studies--"
-
-"They help you to arrange goods on the shelves in a way that attracts
-attention; there can't be any doubt about that," Caleb interrupted.
-
-"Thank you, Caleb. That is absolutely the first and only commendation
-that my art education has ever earned for me, and I assure you that I
-shall remember and prize it forever."
-
-"I'm not an art-sharp," said Caleb, "but I shouldn't wonder if I could
-show you lots more signs of what you've learned an' think haven't come
-to anythin'. Same way with literature; nobody in this town, but you an'
-your wife, could an' would have got up that circulatin' library, an'
-knowed the names o' three hundred good books for it. Other towns'll
-hear of it, an' men there'll take up the idea--"
-
-"Which was yours--not ours."
-
-"Never mind; ideas don't come to anythin' till they're froze into
-facts. Other merchants'll hear of the library an' write you for names
-o' books an' other p'ints, an' the thing'll go on an' on till it'll
-amount to more than most any book that was ever writ. Bein' set
-on makin' a hit in literature an' art an' fetchin' up at dressin'
-store-shelves an' settin' up a circulatin' library reminds me of Jake
-Brockleband's steam engine. You hain't met Jake, I reckon?"
-
-"I don't recall the name."
-
-"He's in the next county below us, near the mouth of the crick. He
-goes in these parts by the name of the Great American Traveller, for
-he's seen more countries than anybody else about here, an' it all came
-through a steam engine. It 'pears that years ago Jake, who was a Yankee
-with a knack at anythin' that was mechanical, was picked out by some
-New Yorkers to go down to Brazil to preserve pineapples on a large
-scale for the American market: he was to have a big salary and some
-shares of the company's stock. Part of his outfit was a little steam
-engine an' b'iler an' two copper kettles as big as the lard kettles
-in your pork-house. Well, he got to work, with the idee o' makin' his
-fortune in a year or two, an' pretty soon he started a schooner load
-o' canned pineapples up North; but most o' the cans got so het up on
-the way that they busted, an' when the company found how bizness was,
-why, 'twas the comp'ny's turn to get het up an' bust. Jake couldn't get
-his salary, so he 'tached the engine an' kettles, an' looked about for
-somethin' to do with 'em. He shipped 'em up to a city in Venezuela,
-where there was plenty of cocoanut oil and potash to be had cheap,
-and started out big at soap-makin', but pretty soon he found that the
-Venezuelans wouldn't buy soap at any price: they hadn't been educated
-up to the use of such stuff. But there wa'n't no give-up blood in Jake,
-so he packed the engine an' soap over to a big town in Colombia--next
-country to Venezuela,--an' started a swell laundry, I b'lieve he called
-it,--a place where they wash clothes at wholesale. He 'lowed that as
-Colombia was a very hot country, an' the people was said to be of old
-Spanish stock an' quite up to date, there'd be a powerful lot o'
-stockin's an' underclothes to be washed. Soon after he'd hung out his
-shingle, though, he heerd that no Colombians wore underclothes, an'
-mighty few of 'em wore socks.
-
-"Well, 'Never say die' was Jake's family brand, so he built a boat
-with paddle-wheels an' fitted the steam engine to it, an' started
-in the passenger steamboat business on a Colombian river; the big
-copper kettles he fixed, one on each side, with awnin's over 'em, to
-carry passengers' young ones, so they couldn't crawl about an' tumble
-overboard. He did a good business for a spell, but all of a sudden the
-revolution season come on an' a gang of the rebels seized his boat, an'
-the gov'ment troops fired on 'em an' sunk it.
-
-"But Jake managed to save the engine an' kettles, an' thinkin' 'twas
-about time to go north for a change, he got his stuff up to New
-Orleans, where he got another little boat built to fit the engine, an'
-started up-stream in the tradin'-boat business. He got along an' along,
-an' then up the Missouri River; but when he got up near the mouth of
-our crick he ran on a snag, close inshore, that ripped the bottom an'
-sides off o' the boat an' didn't leave nothin' that could float.
-
-"That might have been a deadener, if Jake had been of the dyin'
-kind, but he wasn't; an' as he was wrecked alongside of a town an' a
-saw-mill, he kept his eye peeled for business, an' pretty soon he'd
-put up a slab shanty, an' got a little circular saw, for his engine to
-work, an' turned out the first sawed shingles ever seen in these parts,
-an' when folks saw that they didn't curl up like cut shingles, he got
-lots o' business an' is keepin' it right along.
-
-"''Tain't makin' me a millionnaire,' he says, 'an' the sight o'
-pineapples would make me tired, but at last I've struck a job that me
-an' the engine fits to a T, an' an angel couldn't ask more'n that, if
-he was in my shoes.'"
-
-"That story, Caleb," said Philip, "is quite appropriate to my case.
-But see here, old chap, didn't it ever occur to you to apply it to
-yourself?"
-
-"Can't say that it did," Caleb replied. "What put that notion into your
-head?"
-
-"Everybody and everything, my own eyes included. You started to be a
-preacher--not merely for the sake of talking, but for the good that
-your talk would do. I hear from every one that for many years you've
-been everybody's friend, doing all sorts of kind, unselfish acts for
-the good of other people. Mr. Grateway says that your work does more
-good than his preaching, and Doctor Taggess says you cure as many sick
-people as he. It seems to me that your disappointments, like Jake
-Brockleband's, have resulted in your finding a place that fits you to a
-T."
-
-"I want to know! Well, I'm glad to hear it--from you. Kind o' seems,
-then, as if you an' me was in the same boat, don't it?"
-
-
-
-
-XIII--FARMERS' WAYS
-
-
-AS the spring days lengthened there was forced upon Grace a suspicion,
-which soon ripened into a conviction, that the West was very hot. She
-had known hot days in the East; for is there in the desert of Sahara
-any air hotter than that which overlies the treeless, paved streets,
-walled in by high structures of brick, stone, and iron, of the city of
-New York? But in New York the wind, on no matter how hot a day, is cool
-and refreshing; at Claybanks and vicinity the wind was sometimes like
-the back-draught of a furnace, and almost as wilting. To keep the wind
-out of the house--not to give it every opportunity to enter, as had
-been the summer custom in the East--became Grace's earnest endeavor,
-but with little success. At times it seemed to her that the heat was
-destroying her vitality; her husband, too, feared for her health
-and insisted that she should go East to spend the summer; but Grace
-insisted that she would rather shrivel and melt than go away from her
-husband, so Philip appealed to Doctor Taggess, who said:--
-
-"Quite womanly, and wifely, and also sensible, physiologically, for no
-one can become climate-proof out here if he dodges any single season.
-If your wife will follow my directions for a few months, she will be
-able to endure next season's heat well enough to laugh at it. Indeed,
-it might help her through the coming summer to make excuses to laugh at
-it: she's lucky enough to know how to laugh at slight provocation."
-
-But the dust! Grace could remember days when New York was dusty, and
-any one who has encountered a cloud of city dust knows that it is
-of a quality compared with which the dust of country roads is the
-sublimation of purity. Nevertheless, the dust at Claybanks had some
-eccentric methods of motion. For it to rise in a heavy, sullen cloud
-whenever a wagon passed through a street was bad enough, especially if
-the wind were in the direction of the house. Almost daily, however,
-and many times a day, it was picked up by little whirlwinds that came
-from no one knew where, and an inverted cone of dust, less than a foot
-in diameter at the base, but rapidly increasing in width to the height
-of fifty or more feet, would dash rapidly along a street, or across
-one, picking up all sorts of small objects in its way--leaves, bits
-of paper, sometimes even bark and chips. At first Grace thought these
-whirlwinds quite picturesque, but when one of them dashed across her
-garden, and broke against the side of the house, and deposited much of
-itself through the open windows, the lover of the picturesque suddenly
-began to extemporize window-nettings.
-
-With the heat and the dust came a plague of insects and one of
-reptiles. One day the white sugar on the table seemed strangely
-iridescent with amber, which on investigation resolved itself into
-myriads of tiny reddish yellow ants. Caleb, who was appealed to, placed
-a cup of water under each table leg, which abated the plague, but the
-cups did not "compose" with the table and the rug. Bugs of many kinds
-visited the house, by way of the windows and doors, until excluded by
-screens. At times the garden seemed fuller of toads than of plants, and
-not long afterward Grace was frightened almost daily by snakes. That
-the reptiles scurried away rapidly, apparently as frightened as she,
-did not lessen her fear of them. She expressed her feelings to Doctor
-Taggess, who said:--
-
-"Don't let them worry you. They're really wonderfully retiring by
-disposition. This country is alive with them, but in my thirty years of
-experience I've never been called to a case of snake-bite."
-
-"But, Doctor, isn't there any means of avoiding the torment of--snakes,
-toads, bugs, and ants?"
-
-"Only one, that I know of--'tis philosophy. Try to think of them as
-illustrations of the marvellous fecundity of the great and glorious
-West."
-
-"How consoling!"
-
-"I don't wonder you're sarcastic about it. Still, they'll disappear in
-the course of time, as they have from the older states."
-
-"But when?"
-
-"Oh, when the country becomes thoroughly subdued and tilled."
-
-"Again I must say, 'How consoling!'"
-
-Besides the wind, and dust, and insects, and reptiles, there was the
-sun, for Jethro Somerton had never planted a tree near his house.
-Tree-roots had a way of weakening foundations, he said; besides,
-trees would grow tall in the course of time, and perhaps attract the
-lightning. Still more, trees shaded roofs, so the spring and autumn
-rains remained in the shingles to cause dampness and decay, instead of
-drying out quickly.
-
-But her own house seemed cool by comparison with some which she entered
-in the village and in the farming districts: houses such as most new
-settlers in the West have put up with their own hands and as quickly as
-possible; houses innocent of lath and plaster, and with only inch-thick
-wooden walls, upon which the sun beat so fiercely that by midday the
-inner surface of the wall almost blistered the hand that touched it.
-Not to have been obliged to enter such houses would have spared Grace
-much discomfort, but it was the hospitable custom of the country to
-hail passers-by, in the season of open doors and windows, and Grace,
-besides being bound by the penalties peculiar to general favorites
-everywhere, was alive to the fear of being thought "stuck up" by any
-one.
-
-Quickly she uprooted many delicate, graceful vines which she had
-planted to train against the sides of her own house, and replaced them
-with seeds of more rampant varieties. For days she made a single room
-of the house fairly endurable by keeping in it a large block of ice,
-brought from the ice-house by Philip in mid-morning; but the season's
-stock of the ice-house had not been estimated with a view to such
-drafts, so for the sake of the "truck" in cold storage she felt obliged
-to discontinue the practice. Wet linen sheets hung near the windows
-and open doors afforded some relief; but when other sufferers heard of
-them and learned their cost, and ejaculated "Goodness me!" or something
-of similar meaning, Grace was compelled to feel aristocratic and
-uncomfortable. She expressed to Caleb and to Doctor Taggess her pity
-for sufferers by the heat, and asked whether nothing could be done in
-alleviation.
-
-"My dear woman, they don't suffer as much as you imagine," the Doctor
-replied. "In the first place, they are accustomed to the climate, as
-you are not; most of them were born in it. Another cooling fact is
-that neither men nor women wear as much clothing in hot weather as you
-Eastern people. They, or most of them, are always hard at work, and
-therefore always perspiring, which is nature's method of keeping people
-fairly comfortable in hot weather. I don't doubt that I suffer far more
-as I drive about the county, doing no harder work than holding the
-reins, than any farmer whom I see ploughing in the fields."
-
-"I'm very glad to hear it, for their sakes, though not for your own.
-But how about the sick, and the poor little babies?"
-
-"Ah, this is a sad country for sick folks, and for weaklings of any
-kind. Stifle in winter--roast in summer; that is about the usual way.
-Imagine, if you can, how an honest physician feels when he's called to
-cases of sickness in some houses that you've seen."
-
-"Caleb," Grace said, "was it as hot in the South, during the war, as it
-is out here?"
-
-"No," said Caleb, promptly, "though the Eastern men complained a great
-deal."
-
-"What did the soldiers do when they became sick in hot weather?"
-
-"They died, generally, unless they was shipped up North, or to some of
-the big camps of hospitals, where they could get special attention."
-
-"But until then were there no ways of shielding them from the heat of
-the sun?"
-
-"Oh, yes. If the camp hospital was a tent, it had a fly--an extra
-thickness of canvas, stretched across it to shade the roof an' sides.
-Then, if any woods was near by, and usually there was,--there's more
-woodland in old Virginia than in this new state,--some forked sticks
-an' poles an' leafy tree-boughs would be fetched in, an' fixed so that
-the ground for eight or ten feet around would be shady."
-
-"Do you remember just how it was done?"
-
-"Do I? Well, I reckon I was on details at that sort o' work about as
-often as anybody."
-
-"Won't you do me a great favor? Hire a man and wagon to-morrow--or
-to-day, if there's time--and go to some of our woodland near town, and
-get some of the material, and put up such a shade on the south and west
-sides of our house; that is, if you don't object."
-
-"Object? 'Twould be great fun; make me feel like a boy again, I reckon.
-But I ought to remind you that the thing won't look a bit pretty, two
-or three days later, when the leaves begin to fade. Dead leaves an'
-a white house don't 'compose,' as I heard you say one day to a woman
-about two calicoes that was contrary to each other. Besides, 'tain't
-necessary, for double-width sheetin', or two widths of it side by side,
-an' right out of the store here, would make a better awnin', to say
-nothin' o' the looks, an' you can afford it easy enough."
-
-"Perhaps, but there are other people who can't, and I want to show off
-a tree-bough awning to some who need contrivances like it."
-
-"I--see," said Caleb, departing abruptly, while Doctor Taggess
-exclaimed:--
-
-"And here I've been practising in some of those bake-ovens of houses
-for thirty years, and never thought of that very simple means of
-relief! Good day, Mrs. Somerton; I'll go home and tell my wife what
-I've heard, then I think I'll read some of the penitential Psalms and
-some choice bits of Proverbs on the mental peculiarities of fools."
-
-The arbor was completed by dark, and on the next day, and for a
-fortnight afterward, almost every woman who entered the store was
-invited to step into the garden and see how well, and yet cheaply,
-the house was shaded from the sun. All were delighted, though some
-warned the owner that the shade would kill her vines, whereupon Doctor
-Taggess, who spent parts of several hours in studying the structure,
-suggested that if the probable copyists were to set their posts and
-frameworks securely, they might serve as support for quick-growing
-hardy vines that might be "set" in the spring of the following year,
-and clamber all over the skeleton roof before the hottest days came.
-Thereupon Grace volunteered to write a lot of nursery men to learn what
-vines, annual or perennial, grew most rapidly and cost least, and to
-leave the replies in the store for general inspection.
-
-"Doctor," Grace asked during one of the physician's visits of
-inspection, "where did the settlers of this country come from, that
-they never think of certain of their own necessities? Don't scold me,
-please; I'm not going to abuse your darling West; besides, 'tis my
-West as well as yours, for every interest I have is here. But Eastern
-farmers and villagers plant shade trees and vines near their houses,
-unless they can afford to build piazzas,--and perhaps in addition to
-piazzas. They shade their village streets, too, and many of their
-highways. Aren't such things the custom in other parts of the United
-States?"
-
-"They certainly are in my native state, which is Pennsylvania," the
-Doctor replied, "and some of the handsomest villages and farm-houses
-I've seen are in Ohio and Kentucky. But I imagine the work was done by
-the second or third or fourth generation; I don't believe the original
-settlers could find the time and strength for such effort. As to our
-people, they came from a dozen or more states--East, West, and Middle,
-with a few from the South. I honestly believe they're quite as good as
-the average of settlers of any state, but I shouldn't wonder if you've
-failed to comprehend at short acquaintance the settler or the farmer
-class in general. In a new country one usually finds only people who've
-been elbowed out of older ones, either by misfortune or bad management,
-or through families having become too large to get a living out of
-their old homesteads, and with no land near by that was within reach
-of their pockets. There are as many causes in farming as in any other
-business for men trying to make a start somewhere else, but a starter
-in the farming line is always very poor. Almost any family you might
-name in this county brought itself and all its goods and implements
-in a single two-horse wagon. Your things, Caleb told me, filled the
-greater part of a railway car. Quite a difference, eh?"
-
-"Yet most of the things were ours, when we thought ourselves very poor."
-
-"Just so. So you can't imagine the poverty of these people. They lived
-in their wagons until they had some sort of roof over their heads;
-a man who could spend a hundred dollars for lumber and nails and
-window-sash passed for one of the well-to-do class. Some of them had no
-money whatever; their nearest neighbors would help them put up a log
-house, but afterward they had to work pretty hard to keep the wolf from
-the door until they could grow something to eat and to sell. They had
-hard times, of so many varieties, that now when they are sure of three
-meals a day, some cows, pigs, and chickens, credit at a store, and a
-crop in the ground, they think themselves well off, no matter how many
-discomforts they may have to endure."
-
-"But, Doctor, they're human; they have hearts and feelings."
-
-"Yes, but they have more endurance than anything else. It has become
-second nature to them; so some of them would long endure a pain or
-discomfort rather than relieve it. Doubt it, if you like, but I am
-speaking from a great mass of experience. I've heard much of the
-endurance of the North American Indian, but the Indian is a baby to
-these farmer-settlers. Endurance is in their every muscle, bone, and
-nerve, and they pass it down to their children. Eastern babies would
-scream unceasingly at maladies that some of our youngsters bear without
-a whimper. Many of the Presidents of the United States were born of
-just such stock; of course they were examples of the survival of the
-fittest, for any who are weak in such a country must go to the wall in
-a hurry, if they chance to escape the grave--and the graveyards are
-appallingly full."
-
-"And 'tis the women and children that fill them!" Grace said.
-
-"Yes," assented the Doctor. "If I could have my way, no women and
-children would be allowed in a new section until the men had made
-decent, comfortable homes, with crops ready for harvest, all of which
-shows what an impracticable old fool a man of experience may become."
-
-"But a little work, by the men of some of these places, would make the
-women and children so much more comfortable!"
-
-"Yes, but the women and children don't think to ask it, and the men
-don't notice the deficiency."
-
-"But why shouldn't they? Many men elsewhere are perpetually contriving
-to make their families more comfortable."
-
-"Yes, but seldom unless the necessity of doing so is forced to
-their attention in some way. Besides, to do so, they must have the
-contriving, inventive faculty, which is one of the scarcest in human
-nature!"
-
-"Oh, Doctor! I've often heard that we Americans are the most inventive
-people in the world."
-
-"So we are, according to the Patent Office reports, though the patents
-don't average one to a hundred people, and not more than one in ten of
-them is worth developing. I am right in saying that invention--except,
-perhaps, of lies--is among the rarest of human qualities. It requires
-quick perception and a knack at construction, as well as no end of
-adaptiveness and energy, all of which are themselves rare qualities.
-Countless generations ached seven or eight hours of every twenty-four,
-until a few years ago, when some one invented springy bottoms for beds.
-Countless generations of men had to cut four times as much wood as
-now, and innumerable women smoked their eyes out, cooking over open
-fires, before any one thought of making stoves of stone or of iron
-plates. Almost every labor-saving contrivance you've seen might have
-been perfected before it was, if the inventive faculty hadn't been so
-rare. Why, half of the newest contrivances of the day are so simple and
-obvious, that smart men, when they see them, want to shoot themselves
-for not having themselves invented them."
-
-"So, to come back to what we were talking of--the prospect of country
-women and children being made more comfortable is extremely dismal."
-
-"Not necessarily; country people have their special virtues, though
-many of them have about as little inventive capacity as so many cows.
-Still, they're great as copyists. For instance, my wife told me that
-every girl in the county wanted a dress exactly like one you made of
-two bits of dead-stock calico. They're already copying, I'm glad to
-say, your brushwood shade for the sides of the house. So, if you'll go
-right on inventing--"
-
-"But I didn't invent the brushwood shade; you yourself heard Caleb tell
-me of it."
-
-"Oh, yes, after you'd dragged it out of his memory, where it had been
-doing nothing for almost a quarter of a century."
-
-"I'm sure I didn't design the combination of calicoes; the idea was far
-older than the calicoes themselves."
-
-"Perhaps, but you adapted it, as you did Caleb's army hospital shade.
-Don't ever forget that most so-called inventors, including the very
-greatest, are principally adapters. 'Tis plain to see that you have the
-faculty, so don't waste any time in pitying those who haven't; just go
-on, perceiving and inventing--or adapting, if you prefer to call it so.
-Try it on everything, from clothes and cookery to religion, and you may
-depend on most of the people hereabouts to copy you to the full measure
-of their ability. There! I don't think you'll want to hear the sound of
-my voice again in a month. Caleb isn't the only man who finds it hard
-to get off of a hobby."
-
-
-
-
-XIV--FUN WITH A CAMERA
-
-
-FOR some days after Grace's camera arrived there were many customers
-and commercial travellers who had to wait for hours to see the one
-person with whom they preferred to transact business in the store, for
-a camera is procrastination's most formidable rival in the character
-of a thief of time. Grace made "snap-shots" at almost everything, and
-John Henry Bustpodder, the most enterprising of Philip's competitors,
-took great satisfaction in disseminating the statement that he reckoned
-the new store-keeper's wife was running to seed, for she'd been seen
-chasing a whirlwind and trying to shoot it with a black box.
-
-But the Somerton customers regarded the general subject from a
-different standpoint, for Grace surprised some of them with pictures
-taken, without their knowledge, of themselves in their wagons, or in
-front of their houses, or on the way to church. They were not of high
-quality; but as the best the natives had previously seen were some
-dreadful tintypes perpetrated annually by a man who frequented county
-fairs, they were doubly satisfactory, for she would not accept pay
-for them. She surprised herself, also, sometimes beyond expression,
-by some of her failures, which were quite as dreadful as anything she
-had dreamed after almost stepping on snakes--people without heads, or
-with hands larger than their bodies, or with other faces superimposed
-upon their own. She also made the full quantity and variety of other
-blunders peculiar to amateurs, and she stained her finger-tips so
-deeply that Philip pretended to suspect her of the cigarette habit; but
-she persisted until she succeeded in getting some pictures which she
-was not ashamed to send to her aunt and to some of her acquaintances in
-the city.
-
-Caleb, who endeavored to master everything mechanical and technical
-that came within his view, took so great interest in the camera, even
-begging permission to see the developing process, that Philip one day
-said to him:--
-
-"Caleb, if your interest in that plaything continues, I shan't
-be surprised if some day I hear you advance the theory that even
-photography is a means of grace," and Caleb cheerily replied:--
-
-"Like enough, for anythin's a means o' grace, if you know how to use it
-right."
-
-"Even snakes?" Grace asked, with a smile that was checked by a shudder.
-
-"Of course. The principal use o' snakes, so far as I can see, is to
-scare lots o' people almost to death, once in a while, an' a good scare
-is the only way o' makin' some people see the error o' their ways."
-
-"H'm!" said Philip. "That's rather rough on my wife, eh?"
-
-"Oh, no," said Caleb. "Some folks--mentionin' no names, an' hopin'
-no offence'll be took, as I once read somewhere--some folks are so
-all-fired nice, an' good, an' lucky, an' pretty much everythin' else
-that's right, that I do believe they need to be scared 'most to death
-once in a while, just to remind 'em how much they've got to be thankful
-for, an' how sweet it is to live."
-
-Grace blushed, and said:--
-
-"Thank you, Caleb; but if you're right, I'm afraid I'm doomed to see
-snakes frequently for the remainder of my natural life."
-
-"Speakin' o' snakes as a means o' grace," said Caleb, "p'r'aps 'twould
-int'rest you to know that some awful drunkards in this county was
-converted by snakes. Yes'm; snakes in their boots scared them drunkards
-into the kingdom."
-
-"In--their--boots?" murmured Grace, with a wild stare. "How utterly
-dreadful! I didn't suppose that the crawling things--"
-
-"Your education in idioms hasn't been completed, my dear," said Philip.
-"'Snakes in their boots' is Westernese for delirium tremens."
-
-"Oh, Caleb! How could you? But do tell me how photography is to be a
-means of grace."
-
-"I'll do it--as soon as I can find out. I'm askin' the question myself,
-just now, an' I reckon I'll find the answer before I stop tryin'. There
-don't seem to be anythin' about your camera that'll spile, an' I've
-read that book o' instructions through an' through, till I've got it
-'most by heart. Would you mind lettin' me try to make a pictur' or two
-some day?"
-
-"Not in the least. You're welcome to the camera and outfit at almost
-any time."
-
-Meanwhile Grace continued to "have lots of fun" with the camera. She
-resolved to have a portrait collection of all the babies in the town;
-and as she promised prints to the mothers of the subjects, she had
-no difficulty in obtaining "sittings." To the great delight of the
-mothers, the pictures were usually far prettier than the babies, for
-Grace smiled and gesticulated and chirruped at the infants until she
-cajoled some expression into little faces usually blank. Incidentally
-she got some mother pictures that impressed her deeply and made her
-serious and thoughtful for hours at a time.
-
-Her greatest success, however, according to the verdict of the people,
-was a print with which she dashed into the store one day, exclaiming to
-her husband and Caleb:--
-
-"Do look at this! I exposed the plate one Sunday morning, weeks ago,
-and then mislaid the holder, so that I didn't find it until to-day."
-
-It was a picture of the front of the church, taken a few moments before
-service began--the moments, dear to country congregations, in which
-the people, too decorous to whisper in church, yet longing to chat
-with acquaintances whom they had not met in days or weeks, gathered in
-little groups outside the building. The light had been exactly right;
-also the distance and the focus, and the people so well distributed
-that the picture was almost as effective as if its material had been
-arranged and "composed" by an artist.
-
-"Je--ru--salem!" exclaimed Caleb. "Why, the people ain't much bigger
-than tacks, an' yet I can pick out ev'ry one of 'em by name. Well,
-well!"
-
-He took the print to the door and studied it more closely. When he
-returned with it, he continued:--
-
-"That's a great pictur'. It ought to have a name."
-
-"H'm!" said Philip, winking at his wife, "how would this do: 'Not
-exactly a means of grace, but within fifteen minutes of it'--eh?"
-
-"It's a mighty sight nigher than that," said Caleb, solemnly, "besides
-bein' the best 'throw-in' that's come to light yet. Give copies of
-that away to customers that don't ever go to church, an' they'll
-begin to go, hopin' they'll stand a chance o' bein' took in the next;
-an' if they get under the droppin's of the sanctuary, why, Brother
-Grateway an' the rest of us'll try to do the rest. Grateway needs some
-encouragement o' that kind, for he's sort o' down in the mouth about
-nothin' comin' of his efforts with certain folks in this town. He's
-dropped warnin's and exhortations on 'em, in season an' out o' season,
-for quite a spell, but he was tellin' me only yesterday that it seemed
-like the seed in the parable, that was sowed on stony ground. An'
-say--Je--ru--salem!--when did you say you took that?"
-
-"Two or three weeks ago," Grace replied.
-
-"An' you didn't develop it till to-day?"
-
-"Not until to-day."
-
-"An' the pictur' has been on the plate all that time?"
-
-"In one way, yes. That is, the plate had been exposed at the subjects,
-and they had been impressed upon it by the light, although it still
-looked plain and blank, until the developing fluid was poured upon it."
-
-"How long would it stay so, an' yet be fit to be developed?"
-
-"Oh, years, I suppose. Travellers in Africa and elsewhere have carried
-such plates, and exposed them, and not developed them until they
-returned to civilization, perhaps a year or two later."
-
-"I want to know! Got any other plate as old as the one this pictur' was
-made from?"
-
-"Yes, one; it was in the other side of the same holder."
-
-"Would you mind developin' it to-night, in your kitchen, before
-company? Nobody that's fussy--only Brother Grateway."
-
-"You know I'll do anything to oblige you and him, Caleb."
-
-"Hooray! Excuse me, please, while I go off an' make sure o' his comin'."
-
-"What do you suppose is on Caleb's mind now?" Grace asked, as Caleb and
-the picture disappeared.
-
-"I give it up," Philip replied, "though I shan't be surprised if 'tis
-something relative to a camera being a means of grace."
-
-"I can't imagine how."
-
-"Perhaps not, but let's await--literally speaking--developments."
-
-"He'll be here," said Caleb, a few moments later; he looked gleeful as
-he said it, and shuffled his feet in a manner so suggestive of dancing
-that Grace pretended to be shocked, at which Caleb reddened. During the
-remainder of the afternoon he looked as happy as if he had collected
-a long-deferred bill, or given the dreaded "malary" a new repulse. He
-hurried Philip and Grace home to supper, so that the kitchen might
-sooner be free for photographic purposes, and dusk had scarcely lost
-itself in darkness when he closed the store and appeared at the house
-with Pastor Grateway, who expressed himself exuberantly concerning the
-picture of his church and congregation; but Caleb cut him short by
-saying:--
-
-"Ev'rythin' ready, Mis' Somerton? Good! Come along, Brother
-Grateway--you, too, Philip."
-
-While the trays and chemicals were being arranged, Caleb explained
-to the pastor that photographs were first taken on glass plates,
-chemically treated, and that the picture proper was made by light
-passing through a plate to the surface of sensitized paper. When the
-red lamp was lighted, Caleb continued:--
-
-"Now, when Mis' Somerton lays a plate in that tray, you'll see it's
-as blank as a sheet o' paper, or as the faces o' some o' the ungodly
-that you've been preachin' at an' laborin' with, year in and year out.
-You can't see nothin' on it, no matter if you use a hundred-power
-magnifyin' glass. But the pictur' 's there all the same; it was took
-weeks ago; might ha' been months or years, but it's there, an' yet the
-thing goes on lookin' blank till the developer is poured on it--just
-like Mis' Somerton's doin' now. Now keep your eye on it. It don't
-seem to mind, at first--goes on lookin' as blank as the faces o'
-case-hardened sinners at a revival meetin'. But bimeby--pretty soon--"
-
-"See those spots!" exclaimed the minister. "Eh? Why, to be sure. Well,
-a photograph plate is a good deal like measles an' religion--it first
-breaks out in spots. But keep on lookin'--see it come!"
-
-"Wonderful! Wonderful!" exclaimed the minister.
-
-"Seemed miraculous to me, first time I see it," said Caleb. "I'd have
-been skeered if Mis' Somerton hadn't said 'twas all right, for no magic
-stories I ever read held a candle to it. But keep on lookin'. See one
-thing comin' after another, an' all of 'em comin' plainer an' stronger
-ev'ry minute? Could you 'a' b'lieved it, if you hadn't seen it with
-your own eyes? An' even now you've seen it, don't it 'pear 'bout as
-mysterious as the ways o' Providence? I've read all Mis' Somerton's
-book tells about it, an' a lot more in the cyclopeedy, but it ain't no
-less wonderful than it was."
-
-"Absolutely marvellous!" replied the minister.
-
-"That's what it is. Now, Brother Grateway, that plate was just like
-the people you was tellin' me 'bout yesterday, that you was clean
-discouraged over. You've been pilin' warnin's an' exhortations on 'em,
-an' they didn't seem to mind 'em worth a cent--'peared just as blank
-as they ever were. But the pictur' was there, an' there 'twas boun'
-to stay, as long as the plate lasted--locked up in them chemicals,
-to be sure, but there it was all the same, an' out it came when the
-developer was poured on an' soaked in. An' so, John Grateway, all that
-you've ever put into them people is there, somewhere--heaven only
-knows where an' how, for human natur' 's a mighty sight queerer than
-a photograph plate, an' to bring out what's in it takes about as many
-kinds o' developer as there are people. Mebbe you haven't got the right
-developer, but it's somewhere, waitin' for its time--mebbe it'll be
-a big scare, or a dyin' wife, or a mother's trouble. Religious talk
-rolled off o' me for years, like water from a duck's back, till one
-day I fell between two saw-logs in the crick, an' thought 'twas all up
-with me--that was the developer I needed. So when you say your prayers
-to-night, don't forget to give thanks for havin' seen a photograph
-plate developed, an' after this you go right on takin' pictur's, so to
-speak, with all your might, an' when you find you can't finish them,
-hearten yourself up by rememberin' that there's Somebody that knows
-millions of times as much about the developin' business as you do, an'
-gives His entire time an' attention to it."
-
-"Photography is a means of grace, Caleb," said Philip, and Grace joined
-in the confession.
-
-
-
-
-XV--CAUSE AND EFFECT
-
-
-"EVER have any trouble with your bath-tub arrangements?" Caleb asked
-Philip one day when both men were at leisure.
-
-"No," said Philip, somewhat surprised at the question.
-
-"Think the man that put 'em in did the work at a fair price?"
-
-"Oh, yes. But what's on your mind, Caleb? It can't be that you're going
-to start a plumber in business here? I don't know what cruder revenge a
-man could take on his worst enemies."
-
-"No," said Caleb. "Heapin' coals o' fire on a man's head, accordin' to
-Scriptur', is my only way o' takin' revenge nowadays. It most generally
-does the other feller some good, besides takin' a lot o' the devil
-out o' yours truly. But about bathin'--well, I learned the good of
-it when I was a hospital nurse for a spell in the army, an' I've been
-pretty particular 'bout it ever since, though my bath-tub's only an
-army rubber blanket with four slats under the edges, to keep the water
-from gettin' away. I've talked cleanliness a good deal for years, an'
-told folks that there wa'n't no patent on my kind o' bath-tub; but it
-ain't over an' above handy, an' most folks in these parts have so much
-to do that they put off any sort o' work that they ain't kicked into
-doin'. So, the long an' short of it is that I'm goin' to back a bathin'
-establishment, for the use of the general public."
-
-"You'll have your labor for your pains, Caleb."
-
-"Don't be too sure o' that. Besides, I'm dead certain that bathin's a
-means o' grace. Doc Taggess says so, too, an' he ought to know, from
-his knowledge o' one side o' human nature. He knows a powerful lot
-about the other side, too, for what Taggess don't know about the human
-soul is more'n I ever expect to find out. Taggess is a Christian, if
-ever there was one."
-
-"Right you are, but--have you thought over this project carefully?"
-
-"Been thinkin' over it off an' on, ever since your contraption was put
-in. You see, it's this way. I own a little house that I lent money on
-from time to time, till the owner died an' I had to take it in--the
-mortgages got to be bigger than the house was worth. It's framed
-heavy enough for a barn, so the upstairs floor'll be strong enough
-to hold a mighty big tank o' water, an' the well is one o' the deep
-never-failin' kind. Black Sam, the barber, used to be body-servant to
-a man down South, an' knows how to give baths--I've had him take care
-o' me sometimes, when the malary stiffened my j'ints so I couldn't use
-my arms much. Well, Sam's to have the house, rent free, an' move his
-barber shop into it. He don't get more'n an hour or two o' work a day,
-so he'll have plenty o' time to 'tend to bath-house customers that
-don't know the ropes for themselves, an' we're to divide the receipts.
-I'm goin' to advertise it well. How's this?" and Caleb took from under
-the counter a cardboard stencil which he had cut as follows:--
-
- A BATH FOR THE PRICE OF A DRINK AND A CIGAR, AND IT
- WILL MAKE YOU FEEL BETTER THAN BOTH OF THEM.
-
-"That's a good advertisement, Caleb--a very good advertisement. But I
-thought five cents was the customary price of a drink or a cigar out
-here?"
-
-"So 'tis--ten cents for both; but I've ciphered that it'll pay, an'
-Black Sam's satisfied. You see, fuel's cheap; besides, in summer time
-the upstairs part of that house, right under the roof, is about as hot,
-'pears to me, as the last home o' the wicked, so if the tank's filled
-overnight, the water'll be warm by mornin'."
-
-"You've a long head, Caleb. Still, I've my doubts about your getting
-customers. 'You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him
-drink'--you've heard the old saying?"
-
-"Often, but some folks in this country would go through fire--an' even
-water--for the sake o' somethin, new. I've cal'lated to make a free
-bath a throw-in' to some o' our customers that I could name, but first
-I'm goin' to try it on some old chums. I'm goin' to have the grand
-openin' on Decoration Day, an' try it on all the members of our Grand
-Army post. The boys'll do anythin' for an old comrade, specially if
-he's post commander, as I be. There was all sorts in the army, an'
-sometimes it's seemed to me that the right ones didn't get killed, nor
-even die afterwards. There's three or four of 'em in this county that
-makes it a p'int o' gettin' howlin' drunk on Decoration Day, which kind
-o' musses up the spirit o' the day for the rest of us. They're to have
-the first baths; I'm goin' to 'gree with 'em that if a bath don't make
-'em feel better than a drink, I'll supply the liquor afterwards; but
-if it does, why, then they're not to touch a drop all day. Black Sam
-reckons that by bein' spry he can curry 'em down, so to speak, at the
-rate of a man ev'ry ten minutes, an' there's only seventeen men in the
-post. I reckon that them that don't drink'll feel just as good after
-bein' cleaned up, as them that do drink, an' I'm goin' to get 'em to
-talk it up all day, so's to keep the rummies up to the mark. The tank
-lumber's all ready; so's the carpenter, an' I reckon I'll write that
-plumber to-day."
-
-Philip told Grace of Caleb's new project, and Grace was astonished and
-delighted, and then thoughtful and very silent for a few minutes, after
-which she said:--
-
-"Some of the New York baths have women's days, or women's hours. I
-wonder if Black Sam couldn't teach the business to his wife?"--a remark
-which Philip repeated to Caleb, and for days afterward Caleb's hat was
-poised farther back on his head than usual, and more over one ear.
-
-"This enterprise of Caleb's," Grace said to her husband, "has set me
-wondering anew what Caleb does with his money. He has no family; his
-expenses are very small, for he is his own housekeeper and pays no
-rent, and you pay him three hundred dollars a year."
-
-"That isn't all his income," Philip replied, "for he gets once in
-three months a pension check of pleasing size. Still, you would be
-astonished to know how little cash he draws on account, and how great
-a quantity of goods is charged to him from month to month. I've been
-curious enough about it, at times, to trace the items from the ledger
-back to the day-book, and I learned that his account for groceries,
-food-stuffs generally, and dry goods is far larger than our own. As for
-patent medicines, he seems to consume them by the gallon--perhaps with
-the hope of curing his malaria. I've sometimes been at the point of
-asking him what he does with all of it; if he weren't so transparently,
-undoubtedly honest, I should imagine that he was doing a snug little
-private business on his own account; for, as you know, he pays only
-original cost price for what he buys."
-
-"There is but one explanation," Grace said after a moment or two of
-thought. "It is plain that he is engaged in charitable work, and is
-living up to the spirit of the injunction not to let his left hand
-know what his right hand is doing. And oh, Phil, long as we've been
-here,--almost half a year,--we've never done any charitable work
-whatever."
-
-"Haven't we, indeed! You are continually doing all sorts of kindnesses
-for all sorts of people, and as you and I are one, and as whatever you
-do is right in your husband's eyes, I think I may humbly claim to be
-your associate in charity."
-
-"But I've done no charities. Everything I do seems to bring more
-business to the store. I've no such intention, but the fact remains. I
-never give away anything, for I never see an opportunity, but it seems
-that Caleb does."
-
-"Ah, well, question him yourself, and if your suspicions prove correct,
-don't let us be outdone in that kind of well-doing."
-
-"Caleb," Grace asked at her first opportunity, "aren't there any
-deserving objects of charity in Claybanks?"
-
-"Well," Caleb replied, "that depends on what you mean by deservin',
-an' by charity--too. I s'pose none of us--except p'r'aps you--deserve
-anythin' in particular, an' as you seem to have ev'rythin' you want,
-there ain't any anyhow. But there's some that's needy, an' that'll get
-along better for a lift once in a while."
-
-"Do tell me about some of them. I don't want any one to suffer if my
-husband and I can prevent it."
-
-"That sounds just like you, but I don't exactly see what you can do.
-Fact is, you have to know the folks mighty well, or you're likely to do
-more harm'n good, for the best o' folks seem to be spiled when they get
-somethin' for nothin'. But there's some of our people that's had their
-ups an' downs,--principally downs,--an' a little help now an' then does
-'em a mighty sight o' good. There's women that's lost their husbands,
-an' have to scratch gravel night an' day to feed their broods. Watchin'
-the ways of some of 'em's made me almost b'lieve the old yarn about the
-bird that tears itself to pieces to feed its young."
-
-"Oh, Caleb!"
-
-"Fact. There's no knowin' what you can see 'till you look for it good
-an' hard."
-
-"But food is so cheap in this country that I didn't suppose the poorest
-could suffer. Corn-meal less than a cent a pound, flour two cents, meat
-only four or five--"
-
-"Yes, but folks that don't have grist-mills, nor animals to kill,
-would put it the other way; they'd say that dollars an' cents are
-awfully dear. Why, Mis' Somerton, when some folks, that I could name,
-comes into the store with their truck to trade for things, an' I see
-'em lookin' at this thing, an' that, an' t'other, that shows what
-they're wantin,' and needin,' an' can't get,--oh, it brings Crucifixion
-Day right before my eyes--that's just what it does. I've seen lots o'
-sad things in my day--like most men, I s'pose. I've seen hundreds o'
-men shot to pieces, an' thousands dyin' by inches, but you never can
-guess what it was that broke me up most an' longest."
-
-"Probably not; so, that being the case, do tell me."
-
-"Well, one day I'd just weighed out a pound o' tea, with a lot of other
-stuff that Mis' Taggess was goin' to call for, an' a widder woman that
-had been tradin' two or three pound o' butter for some things, picked
-up the paper o' tea, an' looked at it, an' held it kind o' close to her
-face, an' sniffed at it. She was as plain-featured a woman as you can
-find hereabouts, which is sayin' a good deal, but as she smelled o'
-that tea her face changed, an' changed, an' changed, till it reminded
-me of a picture I once saw in somebody's house--'Ecstacy' was the name
-of it; so I said:--
-
-"'I reckon you're a judge o' good tea' (for Mis' Taggess won't have any
-but the best) 'an' that you kind o' like it, too?'
-
-"'Like it?' says she, wavin' the paper o' tea across her face an' then
-puttin' it down sharp-like, 'I like it about as much as I like the
-comin' o' Sunday,' which was comin' it pretty strong, for I didn't know
-any woman that was more religious, or that had better reason to want
-a day of rest. An' yet she was just the nervous, tired kind, to which
-a cup o' good tea is meat an' drink an' newspapers an' a hand-organ
-besides; so I says:--
-
-"'Better buy a little o' this, then, while we've got it. I'm a pretty
-good judge o' tea myself, an' we never had any to beat this.'
-
-"'Buy it?' says she. 'What with?'
-
-"'Well,' says I, knowin' her to be honest, 'if you've traded out all
-your truck, I'll charge it, an' you can settle for it when you bring
-in some more, or mebbe some cash.'
-
-"'Buy tea!' says she, lookin' far-away-like. 'I hain't been well enough
-off to drink tea since my husband died, though there's been nights when
-I haven't been able to sleep for thinkin' of it.'
-
-"Think o' that! An' there was me, that's had two cups or more ev'ry
-night for years, an' thought I couldn't live without it! I come mighty
-nigh to chokin' to death, but I done up another pound as quick as I
-could, an' some white sugar too, an' I shoved 'em over to her, an' says
-I:--
-
-"'Here's a sin-offerin' from a penitent soul, an' I don't know a better
-altar for it than your tea-kettle.'
-
-"She was kind of offish at first, but thinkin' of her goin' without
-tea made me kind o' leaky about the eyes, an' that broke her down, an'
-she told me, 'fore she knowed what she was doin', about the awful hard
-time she an' her young ones had had, though before that nobody'd ever
-knowed her to give a single grunt, for she was as independent as she
-was poor. After that I often gave her a lift, in one way or other. She
-kicked awful hard at first; but I reminded her that the Bible said that
-part o' true religion was to visit the fatherless an' widders in their
-'fliction, so she oughtn't to put stumblin'-blocks in the way of a man
-who was tryin' to live right; an' as I didn't have no time for makin'
-visits myself, it was only fair to let me send a substitute, in the
-shape of comfort for her an' the young ones, an' she 'greed, after a
-spell, to look at it in that light."
-
-"Caleb, are there many more people of that kind in the town?"
-
-"No--no--not quite as bad off as she was, in some ways, and yet in
-other ways some of 'em are worse. I mean drunkards' families. How a
-drunkard's wife stays alive at all beats me; the Almighty must 'a' put
-somethin' in women that we men don't know nothin' about. After lots o'
-tryin', I made up my mind the only way to help a drunkard's family is
-to reform the drunkard, so I laid low, an' picked my time, an' when
-the man had about a ton o' remorse on him, as all drunkards do have
-once in a while, I'd bargain with him that if he'd stop drinkin' I'd
-see his family didn't suffer while he was makin' a fresh start. I made
-out 'twas a big thing for me to do, for they knowed I was sickly and
-weak, an' if I saved my money, instead o' layin' it out on 'em, I could
-go off an' take a long rest, an' p'r'aps get to be somethin' more than
-skin an' bones an' malary. It most gen'rally fetched 'em. It's kept me
-poor, spite o' my havin' pretty good pay an' nobody o' my own to care
-for, but there was no one else to do it, except Doc Taggess an' his
-wife: they've done more good o' that kind than anybody'll know till
-Judgment Day."
-
-"There'll be some one else in future, Caleb. Tell me whom to begin
-with, and how, and I shall be extremely thankful to you."
-
-"Just what I might 'a' knowed you would 'a' said, though seems to me
-you're already helpin' ev'rybody in your own way."
-
-"But I'm spending no money. As a great favor tell me who it is for whom
-you're doing most, and let me relieve you of it, if only that you may
-use your money in some other way."
-
-"That's mighty hearty o' you, but I reckon it wouldn't work. You see
-it's this way. You remember One-Arm Ojam, from Middle Crick township?"
-
-"That tall, dashing-looking Southerner?"
-
-"Exactly. Well, you see he lost his arm fightin' for the South--lost
-it at Gettysburg, where I got some bullets that threw my machinery out
-o' gear considerable, besides one that's stuck closer'n a brother ever
-since. Well, he don't draw no pension,--'tain't necessary to state the
-reasons,--but I get a middlin' good one. He was grumblin' pretty hard
-one day 'bout how tough it was on a man to fight the battle o' life
-single-handed, an' says I to him, knowin' he drank pretty hard:--
-
-"'It must be, when with t'other hand he loads up with stuff that
-cripples his head too.'
-
-"He 'lowed that that kind o' talk riled him, an' I said I was glad it
-did, an' we jawed along for a spell, like old soldiers can when they
-get goin', till all of a sudden he says:--
-
-"'A man that gets a pension don't have to drink to keep him goin'.'
-
-"'Well, Ojam,' says I, 'if that's a fact, an' I don't say it ain't, you
-can stop drinkin' right now, if you want to.'
-
-"'What do you mean?' says he.
-
-"'Just what I say,' says I. 'My pension's yours, from this on, so
-long's you don't drink.'
-
-"'I ain't goin' to be bought over to be a Yank,' says he.
-
-"'I don't want you to be a Yank,' says I. 'You're an American, an'
-that's the best thing that any old vet can be. I want to buy you over
-to be a clear-headed man. I've got nothin' to make by it, but it'll be
-the makin' o' you.'
-
-"Well, he went off mad, an' he told his wife an' young ones, an' in a
-day or two he came back, an' says he:--
-
-"'Caleb, I ain't a plum fool; but if you're dead sot on bein' one, why,
-I'll take that pension o' yourn, the way you said.'
-
-"So I shelled out the last quarter's money at once, an' then began the
-hardest fight One-Arm Ojam ever got into. He 'lowed afterwards that
-'twas tougher than Gettysburg, an' lasted 'bout a hundred times as
-long. 'Fore that, when he hankered for a drink, he'd shell a bushel
-o' corn by hand, an' bring it in to Bustpodder's store, an' trade it
-for a quart, but now he had money enough to buy 'most a bar'l of the
-sort of stuff that he drank. There's a tough lot o' fellows up in his
-section,--'birds of a feather flock together,' you know,--an' they made
-fun o' him, an' nagged him most to death, till one day he owned up to
-me that he was in a new single-handed fight that was harder'n the old
-one.
-
-"'You idjit,' says I, 'when you got in a hot place in the war you
-didn't try to fight single-handed, did you? You got with a squad, or a
-comp'ny, or regiment, didn't you, so's to have all the help you could
-get, didn't you?'
-
-"''Course I did,' says he.
-
-"'Then,' says I, 'what's the matter with your j'inin' the Sons o'
-Temperance, an' j'inin' the church, too?' Well, ma'am, that knocked him
-so cold that he turned ash-colored, an' his knees rattled; but says I,
-'I've got my opinion of a man that charged with Pickett at Gettysburg
-an' afterwards plays coward anywhere else.'
-
-"That fetched him. He j'ined the Sons, an' he j'ined the church, an'
-rememberin' that the best way to keep a recruit from desertin' is to
-put him in the front rank at once, an' keep him at it, some of us egged
-him on until he became a local preacher an' started a lodge o' Sons o'
-Temperance in his section. He's offered two or three times to give up
-the pension, for he's got sort o' forehanded, spite o' havin' only one
-hand to do it with, but as I knowed he was spendin' all of it, an' more
-too, on men that he's tryin' to straighten up an' pull out o' holes, I
-said, 'No.' For, you see, I'd been wonderin' for years what a man that
-had had his heart sot on doin' good in the world, as mine was before
-the war, should 'a' been shot most to pieces at Gettysburg for, but
-now I'd found out; for if I hadn't got shot, I wouldn't 'a' got the
-pension that reformed One-Arm Ojam, an' is reformin' all the rest o'
-Middle Crick Township. 'God moves in a mysterious way, His wonders to
-perform;' but I s'pose you've helped sing that in church?"
-
-
-
-
-XVI--DECORATION DAY[1]
-
-
-SELDOM does any community have the good fortune to have two great
-events fall upon a single day, but on May 30, 188-, Claybanks and
-vicinity palpitated from centre to circumference over the celebration
-of Decoration Day and the opening of the Claybanks Bath-house. The
-public buildings did not close; neither did the stores, for the entire
-community flocked to the town, and the stores were the only possible
-lounging-places. Grace had learned, to her great regret, which was
-shared by Caleb, that the local Grand Army post never paraded in
-uniform, for the reason that the members found it too hard to supply
-themselves with sufficient clothing, for every day and Sunday use, to
-afford a suit to be worn only a single day of the year, and she had
-told Caleb that it was a shame that the government did not supply its
-old soldiers with uniforms in which to celebrate their one great day,
-and Caleb had replied that perhaps if it did, the Southerner Ojam, who
-had charged with Pickett at Gettysburg, and who always marched with the
-"boys" to decorate the graves, might feel ruled out, and then Grace had
-unburdened her heart to Philip, and given him so little peace about it
-that finally he became so interested in the Grand Army of the Republic
-that he studied all the local members as intently as if he were looking
-for a long-lost brother.
-
-But when the sun of Decoration Day arose, the centre of interest was
-the bath-house. The veterans who had been selected for the opening
-ceremonies approached the place as tremblingly as a lot of penitents
-for public baptism; some of them were so appalled at the prospect that
-they approached the house by devious ways, even by sneaking through
-various back yards and climbing fences. Caleb himself was somewhat
-mystified by a request from Black Sam that he would remain out of
-sight until the ordeal had ended; and as the store filled early with
-customers, and Philip was obliged to be absent for an hour or two,
-Caleb was compelled to comply with the request, after sending word
-to the non-drinking members to keep the others from the vicinity of
-Bustpodder's store and all other places where liquor was sold. The
-caution did not seem to be necessary, however; for not a man emerged
-from the bath-house to answer the questions of the multitude that was
-consuming with curiosity, and from which arose from time to time sundry
-cheers and jeers that must have been exasperating in the extreme.
-
-Suddenly Philip appeared in the store, and said:--
-
-"Caleb, you're wanted at the bath-house. Better go up there at once.
-No, nothing wrong; but go."
-
-Business went on, and Grace did her best to attend to a score of
-feminine customers at one and the same time; but suddenly the entire
-crowd hurried out of the store, for the sound of the G. A. R.'s fife
-and drum, playing "We'll Rally Round the Flag," floated through the
-open doors and windows.
-
-"I suppose we, too, may as well look at the procession," said Philip,
-moving toward the door.
-
-"Oh, Phil!" exclaimed Grace, looking up the street, "they have guns,
-and they're in uniforms. How strange! Caleb told me they hadn't any."
-
-"True, but Caleb is a great man to bring new things to pass."
-
-"They're all in uniform but three," said Grace, as the little
-procession approached the store. "The fifer and drummer and the man
-with the flag haven't any. What a--"
-
-"The fifer and drummer were not soldiers. The man with the flag is
-One-Arm Ojam, who was in Pickett's great charge at Gettysburg, and he's
-in full Confederate gray."
-
-So he was, even to a gray hat, with the Stars and Bars on its front,
-and a long gray plume at its side, and the magnificent Southern swagger
-with which he bore the colors was--after the flag itself--the grandest
-feature of the procession. The multitude on both sides of the street
-applauded wildly, but the old soldiers marched as steadily as if they
-were on duty, for the uniforms and muskets were recalling old times in
-their fulness. Suddenly, as the procession reached the front of the
-store, Post-Commander Caleb Wright, sword in hand, shouted:--
-
-"Halt! Front! Right--dress! Front! Present--arms!"
-
-To the front came the muskets, Caleb's sword-hilt was raised to his
-chin, Ojam drooped the flag, and Philip doffed his hat.
-
-"Why did they do that, I wonder?" asked Grace.
-
-"Oh, some notion of Caleb's, I suppose," Philip replied.
-
-"Shoulder--arms!" shouted Caleb. "Order--arms! Three cheers for the
-uniforms!"
-
-Eighteen slouch hats waved in the air, an eighteen-soldier-power roar
-arose, the fife shrieked three times, the drummer rolled three ruffles.
-Then One-Arm Ojam, the flag rested against his armless shoulder, waved
-his gray hat picturesquely, and roared:--
-
-"Three cheers for the giver of the uniforms!"
-
-When a second round of cheering ended, a man in the ranks shouted
-"Speech!" and the word was echoed by several others. Then Philip, while
-his wife's lips became shapeless in wide-mouthed wonder, removed his
-hat and said:--
-
-"Fellow-Americans, the uniforms weren't a gift. They're merely a
-partial payment, on my own account, for what you did for mine and me
-when I was very young. This is one of the proudest days of my life;
-for though I took the measure of each of you by guess-work, no man's
-clothes seem a very bad fit." Then he returned abruptly into the store,
-followed by his wife, who exclaimed:--
-
-"You splendid, dreadful fellow! You were letting me believe that Caleb
-did it!"
-
-"So he did, my dear. 'Twas your telling me the story of Caleb's pension
-that set me thinking hard about the old soldiers and what they did, and
-of how little consideration they get. Besides, I'm always wishing to do
-something special to please Caleb, and this was the first chance I'd
-seen in a long time. His fear of One-Arm Ojam being estranged if the
-Post got into uniform troubled me for a day or two, but I seem to have
-taken Ojam's measure--in both senses--quite well."
-
-Suddenly Grace began to laugh, and continued until she became almost
-helpless, Philip meanwhile looking as if he wondered what he had said
-that could have been so amusing.
-
-"If your Uncle Jethro could have been here!" she said as soon as she
-could.
-
-"To be horrified at the manner in which a lot of his money has been
-spent? If I'm not mistaken, 'twill have been the cheapest advertising
-this establishment ever did, though I hadn't the slightest thought of
-business while I was planning it."
-
-"That isn't what I meant," Grace said. "I was thinking of your uncle's
-disgust when he learned that one of your reasons for wishing to live
-in New York was that you might study art. Your studies never went
-far beyond sketching the human figure, poor boy; but if he were here
-to-day, and you were to tell him that your art studies, such as they
-were, had enabled you to guess correctly the proportions of eighteen
-suits of men's clothes, imagine his astonishment--if you can."
-
-Then the laughter was resumed, and Philip assisted at it, until Caleb
-entered the store and said:--
-
-"We've been comparin' notes,--the boys an' me, an' we've agreed that it
-beat any surprises we had in the war; for there, we always knowed, the
-surprises was layin' in wait for us a good deal of the time. How you
-managed it beats me."
-
-"Phil, didn't even Caleb know what was going on?"
-
-"Not until he left the store about half an hour ago."
-
-"Oh, you splendid, smart--"
-
-"Spare my blushes, dear girl. As to the things, Caleb, I had them
-addressed to Black Sam, whom I let into the secret, and I had them
-wagoned at night from the railway to the bath-house, where he unpacked
-them and hid them in one of his rooms."
-
-"I want to know! But what put you up to thinkin' o' doin' the greatest
-thing that--"
-
-"'Twas a story my wife told me, about the way you dispose of your
-pension. 'Twas all of your own doing, after all, you see."
-
-Caleb looked sheepish, said something about the "boys" becoming uneasy
-unless the march was resumed, and made haste to rejoin his command, but
-stopped halfway to the door, and said:--
-
-"Mebbe 'tain't any o' my business, but as I'm Commander of the Post,
-an' yet you've been managin' it most o' the mornin', an' I hadn't time
-to ask the why an' wherefore o' things,--how did you get Ojam to carry
-our flag?"
-
-"Oh, I dared him."
-
-"An' he, bein' a Southerner, wouldn't take a dare?"
-
-"On the contrary, it needed no dare. He said he'd been longing for such
-a chance for many years; for you'd reminded him one day that he was an
-American, and that plain American was good enough for you. 'Twas a case
-exactly like that of the uniforms, Caleb; 'twas you that did it--not I."
-
-Again Caleb looked sheepish, and this time he succeeded in rejoining
-his command and marching it toward the cemetery, followed by the entire
-populace.
-
-"We may as well go, too," said Philip, closing the store.
-
-"But not empty-handed," Grace said, snatching a basket from a hook and
-hurrying into her garden, where she quickly cut everything that showed
-any color or bloom, saying as she did so:--
-
-"Perhaps they don't use flowers here, but 'twill do no harm to offer
-them."
-
-"I'll get out the horse and buggy; that basket will be very heavy,"
-said Philip.
-
-"Not as heavy as the veterans' guns--and some widow's memories," Grace
-replied; "so let us walk."
-
-Together they hurried along the dusty road and joined the irregular
-procession of civilians that followed the veterans. The Claybanks
-"God's acre" bore no resemblance to the park-like cemeteries which
-Grace had seen near New York, nor did it display any trace of the
-neatness which marked the little enclosure in which rested the dead of
-Grace's native village. A man with a scythe had been sent in on the
-previous day, to make the few soldiers' graves approachable; but weeds
-and brambles were still abundant near the fence, and Grace shuddered
-when she saw that most of the graves were marked only by lettered
-boards instead of stones, and that tiny graves were numerous. Evidently
-Claybanks was a dangerous place for infants.
-
-Soon she saw that the usefulness of flowers on Decoration Day was not
-unknown at Claybanks, and, as the "Ritual of the Dead" had already been
-read and as the veterans were informally passing from grave to grave,
-she made her way to Caleb, and said reproachfully:--
-
-"Why didn't you ask me for some flowers?"
-
-"I 'lowed that I would," Caleb replied, looking at Grace's basket,
-"but Mis' Taggess came to me, an' says she, 'Don't you do it, or
-she'll cut everything in sight,' an' from the looks o' things I reckon
-that's just what you've done. It's a pity, too, for we hain't got many
-soldier-dead, an' their graves is pretty well covered."
-
-"In the paht of the Saouth that I come from," ventured One-Arm Ojam,
-"ev'rybody's graves has flowers put on 'em on Memorial Day, an' the
-women an' children do most of it."
-
-"You Grand Army men won't feel hurt if the custom is started here, will
-you?" Grace asked of Caleb.
-
-"Not us!" was the reply; so Grace begged the women and children to
-assist her, and within a few moments every grave in the cemetery had a
-bit of bloom upon it, and the women had informally resolved that the
-custom should be followed thereafter on Decoration Day.
-
-Then the Grand Army Post was called to order, and marched back to the
-town, led by the fifer and drummer and followed by the people.
-
-"Is that all?" Grace asked, when the store had been reopened, and Caleb
-entered, unclasped his sword-belt, and gazed affectionately at the
-sword.
-
-"All of what?"
-
-"All of the day's ceremonies."
-
-"In one way, yes, but we vets have a sort o' camp-fire; we get together
-in my room, after dark, an' swap yarns, an' sing songs, an' have
-somethin' to eat an' drink, an' manage to have a jolly good time."
-
-"I hope you'll leave the windows open while you sing."
-
-"We'll have to all the time, I reckon, the weather bein' as hot as
-'tis, but I know the boys'll be pleased to hear that you asked it."
-
-"Oh, wouldn't I like to be a mouse in the corner to-night!" Grace said
-after she had laid away the very last of the supper dishes and dropped
-into a hammock-chair on the coolest side of the house. "A mouse in the
-corner, and hear the war-stories those veterans will tell! They looked
-so unlike themselves to-day."
-
-"Possibly because of Caleb's bath-house," Philip suggested, "although
-I don't doubt that Caleb would be gracious enough to hint that the new
-uniforms also had some transforming effect."
-
-"What do you suppose they will have to eat and drink in Caleb's room?
-I wish I dared make something nice and send it in. Let me see; we've
-a lot of the potted meats and fancy biscuits and other things that
-I ordered from the city a week or two ago, to abate the miseries
-of summer housekeeping. I could make half a dozen kinds of biscuit
-sandwiches in ten minutes, and I could give them iced tea with lemon
-and sugar, and oh--"
-
-"Well?"
-
-"There's been so much excitement to-day that I entirely forgot the
-grand surprise I'd planned for some of the farmers' wives. I declare
-'tis too bad! Our ice-cream freezer came last week, you know, and this
-morning I made the first lot, and I was going to serve saucers of it
-to some of the women who came to the store--it seems that ice-cream is
-unknown in this country. But your surprise, of putting the Grand Army
-men into uniforms, put everything else out of my mind for the day.
-Let's bring it from the ice-house, and send it over to Caleb's room to
-the veterans!"
-
-"My dear girl, the cream will keep till to-morrow, so do try to possess
-your soul in peace, and leave those veterans to their own devices. Old
-soldiers are reputed to be willing to eat and drink anything or nothing
-if they may have a feast of war-stories."
-
-"When do you suppose they'll begin to sing?"
-
-"Not having been a soldier, I can't say. Perhaps not at all, if Caleb's
-plan of keeping the drinking men from liquor has succeeded."
-
-"Phil, don't be so horrid. Oh!--what is that?"
-
-It was the beginning of a song--not badly sung, either--"'Tis a Way We
-Have in the Army." Some of the words were ridiculous, but there could
-be no criticism of the spirit of the singers. Advancing cautiously,
-under cover of semi-darkness and the brushwood arbor, Grace saw so many
-figures near the front of the house that she could not doubt that the
-Grand Army Post was tendering her or her husband the compliment of a
-serenade, so she applauded heartily. Another song, "There's Music in
-the Air," followed, and yet another, both in fair time and tune.
-
-"I'm going to find out whom those leading voices belong to," Grace
-said. "Light the lamps, won't you?" Then she stepped from the arbor,
-and said:--
-
-"Thank you very much, gentlemen, but my husband and I are real selfish
-people, so we won't be satisfied until you come into the house and sing
-us all the army songs you know."
-
-Two or three veterans started to run, but they were stopped by others.
-Grace heard them protesting that they were not of the singers, so she
-hurried out and declared that she would forego the anticipated pleasure
-rather than break up their own party; so within a moment or two the
-entire Post, with One-Arm Ojam, were in the parlor, where some stared
-about in amazement, while others looked as distressed as cats in a
-strange kitchen. But host and hostess pressed most of them into seats,
-and Caleb stood guard at the door, having first whispered to Grace:--
-
-"The pianner'll hold 'em--but don't play 'Marchin' through Georgy,'
-please; we take pains not to worry One-Arm Ojam."
-
-Grace whispered to Philip, who left the room; then she seated herself
-at the piano and rattled off "Dixie" with fine spirit. Soon she
-stopped, looked about inquiringly, and asked:--
-
-"Can't any of you sing it? Now!"
-
-Again she attacked the piano. Some one started the song,
-darkey-fashion, by singing one bar, the others joining vociferously
-in the second; this was repeated, and then all gave the chorus, and
-so the song went on so long as any one could recall words. This was
-followed, at a venture, by "Maryland, my Maryland," for which the Union
-veterans had one set of words, and Ojam another, although the general
-effect was good. The ice was now broken, and the men suggested one song
-after another, for most of which Grace discovered that she knew the
-airs--for while the war created many new songs, it inspired little new
-music.
-
-The singing continued until the guests became hoarse, by which time
-Philip entered with iced lemonade made with tea, and Grace followed
-with sandwiches and biscuits and cake, which prompted some of the
-men to tell what they did not have to eat in the army. From this to
-war-stories was but a short step, and as every veteran, however stupid,
-has at least one war-story that is all his own, the host and hostess
-enjoyed a long entertainment of a kind entirely new to them. Meanwhile
-Grace was pressing refreshments on the men individually, but suddenly
-she departed. When she returned, in a few moments, she bore a tray
-covered with saucers of ice-cream, and the astonishment which the
-contents produced, as it reached the palates of the guests, made Grace
-almost apoplectic in her endeavors to keep from laughing.
-
-"What is it?" whispered a veteran who had not yet been served to one
-who was ecstatically licking his spoon.
-
-"Dog my cats if I know!" was the reply, as the man took another
-mouthful. "It tastes somethin' like puddin'--an' custard--an'
-cake--an' like the smell of ol' Mis' Madden's vanilla bean,--an'--" but
-just then the questioner was given an opportunity to taste for himself,
-after which he said:--
-
-"It beats the smell o' my darter's hair-ile--beats it all holler."
-
-"I reckon," said Caleb, who had inspected the freezer on its arrival,
-and had been wildly curious as to its product, "I reckon it's
-ice-cream."
-
-"What? That stuff that there's jokes about in the newspapers
-sometimes,--jokes about gals that's too thin-waisted to hug, but can
-eat barl's of it?"
-
-"Yes; that's the stuff."
-
-"The dickens! Well, ef I was a gal, I'd let out tucks all day long an'
-durn the expense, if my feller'd fill my bread-basket with stuff like
-that. Must be frightful costly, though."
-
-"Not more'n plain custard, Mis' Somerton says."
-
-"Wh-a-a-a-a-at? Say, Caleb, I'm goin' to j'in the church, right
-straight off. No more takin' any risks o' hell for me, thank you, for
-it stands to reason that they can't make ice-cream down there."
-
-When the contents of the freezer were exhausted, Philip, who never
-smoked, opened a box of fine cigars which he had ordered from the
-East, with a view to business with visiting lawyers in the approaching
-"Court-week." Then the joy of the veterans was complete; the windows
-were opened, for, as Caleb said, no mosquito would venture into such a
-cloud, and it was not until midnight that any one thought to ask the
-time.
-
-"I'm afeared," said Caleb, after all the other guests had departed,
-"that you'll have a mighty big job o' dish-washin' to-morrow, but--"
-
-"But 'twas richly worth it," Grace said, and Philip assented.
-
-"That's very kind o' you, but 'tain't what I was goin' to say, which
-was that I'll turn in and help, if you'll let me, an' another thing is,
-you've put an end to any chance of any of the boys takin' a drink of
-anythin' stronger than water to-night, an' you've made sure of some new
-customers, too."
-
-"Oh, Caleb!" Grace said, "can't we do anything hearty for its own sake,
-without being rewarded for it?"
-
-"Nary thing!" Caleb replied. "That's business truth, an' Gospel truth,
-too."
-
-FOOTNOTE:
-
- [1] In most states of the American Union the 30th of
- May is a legal holiday called Decoration Day, the
- purpose being to honor, by various means, the memory
- of the soldiers who died in defence of the Union in
- the great Civil War of 1861-65. More than a quarter
- of a million survivors of the Union army are members
- of a fraternal society called the Grand Army of the
- Republic, which is divided into about seven thousand
- local branches called Posts. The organization is
- military in form, each post having a body of officers
- with military titles and insignia. All posts carry the
- national colors in their parades, and are expected to
- be uniformed in close imitation of the service dress
- of the army of the United States. A few posts bear
- arms, and each member of the order wears a medal made
- by the national government from cannon captured from
- the enemy. The posts always parade on Decoration Day,
- and at cemeteries where soldiers of the Union army
- have been interred they read their "Ritual of the
- Dead" and decorate the graves with flags and flowers.
- In recent years the order has decorated the graves
- of dead Confederates also, and there have been many
- friendly interchanges of civilities and hospitalities
- between the Grand Army of the Republic and the Southern
- survivors' organization known as The United Confederate
- Veterans--an order which has about fifty thousand
- members.
-
-
-
-
-XVII--FOREIGN INVASION
-
-
-"WELL, Caleb," said Philip, on the day after Decoration Day, "how did
-the bath-house opening-day pan out?"
-
-"First-rate--A 1," Caleb replied, rubbing his hands, and then laughing
-to himself a long time, although in a manner which implied that the
-excitement to laughter was of a confidential nature. But this merely
-piqued curiosity, so Philip said:--
-
-"Do you think it fair to keep all the fun to yourself, you selfish
-scamp? Don't you know that things to laugh at are dismally scarce
-at this season of the year? As the boys say when another boy finds
-something, 'Halves.'"
-
-"Well," said Caleb, "the fact is, some of the customers was scared
-to death, Black Sam says, for fear they'd catch cold after the bath.
-I'd expected as much of some of our G. A. R. boys,--mentionin'
-no names,--so I'd took down to the house a dozen sets o' thin
-underclothin' that I'd ordered on suspicion. I always wear it--I
-learned the trick from one of our hospital doctors in the army, an' it
-gives me so much comfort that I talked it up to other men, but 'twas a
-new idee 'round here, an' ev'rybody laughed at me. The baths, though,
-scared a lot o' the boys into tryin' it. All day long they were kind o'
-wonderin', out loud, whether it was the cleanin' up or the underclothes
-that made 'em feel so much better'n usual; so I says to 'em, 'What's
-the matter with both? No one thing's ev'rythin', unless mebbe it's
-religion, an' even that loses its holt if you squat down with it an'
-don't do nothin' else.' 'But,' says some of 'em, 'what's to be did when
-the underclothes gets dirty?' 'Put on some clean ones,' says I, 'or
-wash the old ones overnight, 'fore you go to bed--that's what I done
-ev'ry night, when I was so poor that I couldn't afford a change.' Well,
-some of 'em'll do it, 'cause they're too poor to buy, but you'd better
-telegraph for a stock o' them thin goods; for when they don't find
-thick shirts an' pants stickin' to 'em all day, while they're at work,
-they'll be so glad o' the change that they'll want to stock up. They'll
-find out, as I've always b'lieved, that underclothes, an' plenty of
-'em, is a means o' grace."
-
-"More business for the store, as usual," said Philip.
-
-"Yes," said Caleb, "but 'twon't be a patch to the run there'd be on
-ice-cream machines--if there was plenty of ice to be had. Some o' the
-boys from the farmin' district stopped with me last night, thinkin' it
-was better to get some sleep 'fore sun-up than go out home an' wake
-their folks up halfway between midnight and daylight, to say nothin' o'
-scarin' all the dogs o' the county into barkin', and tirin' out hosses
-that's got a day's work before 'em. Well, 'fore turnin' in, they said
-lots o' nice things--though no nicer than they ought--about the way
-they had been treated at your house, an' 'bout the way you both acted,
-as if you an' them had been cut from the same piece, but--"
-
-"Don't make me conceited, Caleb."
-
-"I won't; for, as I was goin' to say, they come back ev'ry time to the
-friz milk, as they called it, an' how they wished their wives knew how
-to make it, an' what a pity 'twas there wa'n't ice-houses all over the
-county. Well--partly with an eye to business, knowin' that most any of
-'em could stand the price of a freezer, an' the others could do it,
-too, if they'd save the price o' liquor they drink in a month or two--I
-says:--
-
-"'Well, why don't you make 'em? You could do it o' slabs you could
-split out o' logs from your own woodland, an' the crick freezes ev'ry
-winter, when you an' your hosses has got next to nothin' to do. Besides
-havin' ice-cream from milk that you've all got more of than you know
-what to do with, you could kill a critter once in a while in the
-summer, an' keep the meat cool; you could have fresh meat off an' on,
-instead o' cookin' pork seven days o' the week in hot weather, when it
-sickens the women an' children to look at it.' They 'lowed that that
-was so, an' they jawed it over for a while, an'--well, three or four
-ice-houses are goin' up, between farms, next winter, an' we'll sell
-some freezers, an' some men'll let up on drinkin'; for the worst bum
-o' the lot 'lowed that he'd trade his thirsty any time, an' throw in
-a quart o' Bustpodder's best to boot, for a good square fill o' friz
-milk."
-
-"So even ice-cream is a means of grace, Caleb--eh?" said Philip.
-
-"That's what it is, an' I notice, too, that you don't laugh under your
-mustache, like you used to do, when mention's made o' means o' grace."
-
-But what rose is without its thorn? In the course of a few days the
-word went about, among the very large class to whom everything is fuel
-for the flame of gossip, that a lot of the Grand Army men had been
-taken into the Somerton house, and found it a palace, the things in
-which must have cost thousands of dollars, and that it was a shame
-and an outrage that money should have been made out of the poor,
-overworked country people to support two young stuck-ups from the city
-in more luxury than Queen Elizabeth ever dreamed of; for who ever read
-in history books of Queen Elizabeth having ice-cream? and didn't the
-history books say that she had only rushes on her floors, instead
-of even a rag carpet, to say nothing of picture carpets like the
-Somertons'?
-
-When the rumor reached the store, Philip ground his teeth, but Grace
-laughed.
-
-"I believe you'd laugh, even if they called your husband a swindler,"
-said Philip.
-
-"Indeed I would, at anything so supremely ridiculous," Grace said.
-"Wouldn't you, Caleb?"
-
-"I reckon I would. Anyhow, it sounds a mighty sight better than the
-noise Philip made; besides, it's healthier for the teeth. It shows 'em
-off better, too."
-
-"Now, Mr. Crosspatch, how do you feel?"
-
-"Utterly crushed. But what are you going to do about it?"
-
-"I'm going to make those gossips ashamed of themselves."
-
-"How?"
-
-"By refurnishing the parlor for the summer. The dust is ruining our
-nice things, so the change will be an economy. I'll do it so cheaply
-that almost any farmer in the county can afford to copy it, to the
-great delight of his wife, as well as himself. Let--me--see--" and
-Grace dropped her head over a bit of paper and a pencil, and Caleb
-looked at her admiringly, and winked profoundly at Philip, and then
-hurried into the back room so that his impending substitute for an
-ecstatic dance should not disturb the planner of the coming parlor
-decorations.
-
-For some reason--perhaps excitement over the bath-house, or surprise
-at the uniforming of his Grand Army command, or the heat, or the
-debilitating effect of old wounds--Philip pretended to believe it
-was the effect of Grace's ice-cream upon a system not inured to such
-compounds--Caleb suddenly became disabled by a severe malarial attack
-with several complications. He did not take to his bed, but his
-movements were mechanical, his manner apathetic, and his tongue almost
-silent. He did not complain; and when questioned, he insisted that he
-suffered no pain. Philip and Grace endeavored to tempt his appetite,
-for he ate scarcely anything, and they tried to rally him by various
-mental means, but without effect. He noted their solicitude, and its
-sincerity impressed him so deeply that he said one day:--
-
-"The worst thing about this attack is that I can't get words to tell
-you how good you both are bein' to me. But I'm the same as a man that's
-been hit with a club."
-
-Then Philip and Grace insisted that Doctor Taggess should do something
-for Caleb, and the Doctor said nothing would give him more pleasure;
-for anything that would restore Caleb to health would probably be
-serviceable in other cases of the same kind, of which there were
-several on his hands. After listening to much well-meant but worthless
-suggestion, the Doctor said:--
-
-"There's a new treatment of which I've heard encouraging reports, but
-it is quite costly. It is called the sea treatment. It is said, on good
-authority, that a month at sea, anywhere in the temperate zone, will
-cure any chronic case of malaria, and that the greater the attack of
-sea-sickness, the more thorough will be the cure."
-
-"Caleb shall try it, no matter what the cost," said Philip.
-
-The Doctor smiled, shook his head doubtfully, and said:--
-
-"What if he won't? He is so bound up in you and your business, and his
-own many interests and duties, that he will make excuses innumerable."
-
-"Quite likely, but I ought to be ingenious enough to devise some way of
-making it appear a matter of duty."
-
-"I hope you can, and that you'll begin at once, if only for my sake,
-professionally, so that I may study the results."
-
-Then, for a day, Philip became almost as silent as Caleb, and Grace
-assisted him. The next morning, he said:--
-
-"Caleb, I want to start a new enterprise that will revolutionize this
-part of the country and part of Europe, too, if it succeeds, but it
-won't work unless you join me in it."
-
-"You know I'm yours to command," Caleb replied, at the same time
-forcing a tiny gleam of interest.
-
-"That's kind of you, but this project of mine is so unusual that I
-almost fear to suggest it. You know that the farmers of this section
-plant far more corn than anything else."
-
-"Yes, 'n always will, I reckon, no matter how small the price of what
-they can't put into pork. The idee o' corn-plantin' 's been with 'em
-so long that I reckon it's 'petrified in their brain structure,' as a
-scientific sharp I once read about, said about somethin' else."
-
-"Quite so, and we can't hope to change it unless labor and horses
-should suddenly become cheaper and more plentiful. Now I propose
-that we take advantage of this state of affairs by making some money
-and getting some glory, besides indirectly helping the farmers, by
-increasing the future demand for corn. You yourself once told me that
-if the people of Europe could learn to eat corn-bread, 'twould be
-money in their own pockets, relieve corn-bins here of surplus stock,
-and perhaps lessen the quantity of the corn spoiled by being made into
-whiskey."
-
-"That's a fact," said Caleb.
-
-"Very well. Corn never was cheaper here than it is now,--so I'm
-told,--nor were the mills ever so idle. I can buy the best of
-corn-meal, barrelled, and deliver it in London or Liverpool, freight
-paid, at less than two dollars per barrel, and I can buy all I want of
-it on my note at six months. If you'll go into the enterprise with me,
-every barrel shall be labelled 'Claybanks Western Corn-Flour: trademark
-registered by Philip Somerton.'"
-
-"Hooray for Claybanks! Hooray for the West!" shouted Caleb, becoming
-more like his old self.
-
-"Thank you. But as I've quoted to you about your bath-house project,
-'You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink.' Meal
-has often been sent to the English market, and some dealers have even
-sent careful cooking and bread-making directions. The different methods
-of making good food from corn-meal must, I am satisfied, be shown,
-practically, before the eyes of possible consumers. So my plan is this:
-to send over, say, two hundred barrels to London; hire for a month
-a small shop in a district thickly inhabited by people who know the
-value of a penny saved, cook in various forms--hasty pudding, hoe-cake,
-dodgers, muffins, corn-bread, etc., at the rate of a barrel of meal a
-day, or as much as can be sold, or even given away as an advertisement
-of the 'Claybanks Western Corn-Flour'--meanwhile persuading grocers
-in the vicinity to keep the meal for sale to persons who are sensible
-enough to appreciate it. And finally, as you know how to make all sorts
-of good things of corn-meal, I'd like you to go over to England and
-manage the entire business."
-
-"Wh-e-e-e-e-e-ew!"
-
-"That's somewhat non-committal, isn't it?"
-
-"Well!" said Caleb, "I reckon the malary's knocked plumb out o' me!"
-
-"I hope so; but if it isn't, it will be; for Doctor Taggess says that
-a month at sea is the newest treatment prescribed for malaria, and
-that is said to be a sure cure. The trip over won't take a month, but
-a week or ten days of the ocean ought to make a beginning, and show
-you how 'twill act, and if the enterprise makes a hit, I'll show my
-appreciation by standing the expense of a trip up the Mediterranean and
-back by direct steamer to the United States. By the way, while you're
-up the Mediterranean, you might join one of Cook's tourist parties,
-and see the Holy Land. How does the entire plan strike you?"
-
-"How--does it--strike me?" drawled Caleb. Then he pulled himself
-together and continued: "Why, it's struck me all of a heap. Say,
-Philip, you've got a mighty long head--do you know it? I ain't sayin'
-that I can't do the work middlin' well, though I have heard that it
-takes a pickaxe an' a corkscrew to get any new idee into the commoner
-kinds of the English skull. An' a trip through the Holy Land! But
-say--who'd look after my Sunday-school class while I was away?"
-
-"Oh, I will, if you can't find a better substitute. You've been doing
-your best to get me into church work--you know you have, you sly scamp.
-Now's your chance."
-
-"To break you into that sort o' work," said Caleb, slowly, "I'd be
-willin' to peddle ice in Greenland, an' live on the proceeds. But
-there's my other class--though I s'pose I could farm that out for a
-spell. Then there's a lot o' folks that's been lookin' to me for one
-thing an' another so long that--"
-
-"That perhaps 'twould do them good to be obliged to depend upon
-themselves for a few weeks."
-
-"Phil dear, don't be heartless! Caleb, couldn't you trust those people
-to a woman for a little while?"
-
-"Oh, couldn't I! An' I thank you from the bottom of my heart besides.
-London! Then I could see Westminster Abbey, an' the Tower o' London,
-an' go to John Wesley's birthplace, an'--"
-
-"Yes," said Philip, "and you could run over to Paris, too."
-
-"No, sir!" exclaimed Caleb. "When I want to see Satan an' his kingdom,
-I won't have to travel three thousan' mile to do it. But--"
-
-"But me no more buts, Caleb--unless you would rather not go."
-
-"Rather not, indeed! If I was dyin' as hard of malary as I'm dyin' to
-see some things in England, I guess I'd turn up in kingdom-come in
-about three days, almanac-time. What I was 'buttin'' about was only
-this: are you plumb sure that I'm the right man for the job?"
-
-"Quite sure; for you're entirely honest, industrious, and persistent;
-you're as corn-crazy as any other Western man; you've taught my wife
-and me how to work a lot of unsuspected delicacies out of corn-meal;
-and, more important than all else, for this purpose, you've the special
-Western faculty of taking a man's measure at once and treating him
-accordingly. If that won't work with the English,--and the worst of
-them can't be any stupider than certain people here,--nothing will.
-So the matter is settled, and you're to start at once--to-morrow, if
-possible; for first I want you to buy me a lot of goods in New York. My
-wife and I have determined to carry a larger stock and more variety,
-and--"
-
-"Start to-morrow!" interrupted Caleb, incredulously.
-
-"Yes; the longer you wait, the longer 'twill take you to get away.
-Besides, I want to keep the corn-meal enterprise a secret, and you're
-so honest that it'll leak from you if you don't get off at once."
-
-"But I can't get--"
-
-"Yes, you can, no matter what it is. And while you are attending to
-business in New York you must sleep down by the seaside, so that the
-sea air shall begin its fight with the malaria as soon as possible.
-I shall engage a room for you by telegraph to-day; you can reach it
-by rail within an hour from any part of the city, and return in the
-morning as early as you like."
-
-"But, man alive, you haven't got the corn-meal yet."
-
-"I shall have a lot of it on the rail by a week from to-day; the rest
-can follow. You'll need a fortnight in New York, to do the buying
-and see the sights, for the town is somewhat larger than Claybanks.
-Besides, no self-respecting American should go abroad until he has
-seen Niagara Falls, Independence Hall, Bunker Hill Monument, and the
-National Capital. The Falls are directly on your route East, Washington
-is a short and cheap trip from New York, with Philadelphia between
-the two cities, and you can take a steamer from Boston. Now pack
-your gripsack at once--there's a good fellow, and don't say a single
-good-by. I'm told they're dreadfully unlucky. After you've started,
-I'll explain to every one that you've gone East to buy some goods
-for me. At present I'll settle down to making you a route-book, with
-information about all sorts of things that you may wish, after you're
-off, that you'd asked about."
-
-Caleb retired slowly to his room over the store; Philip and Grace
-took turns for an hour in watching the street for Doctor Taggess and
-in sending messengers in every direction for him, and when the Doctor
-arrived, they unfolded to him, under injunctions of secrecy, the entire
-plan regarding Caleb. The Doctor listened with animated face and
-twinkling eyes, until the story ended; then he relieved himself of a
-long, hearty laugh, and said:--
-
-"What would your Uncle Jethro say to such an outlay of money?"
-
-"If he's where I hope he is," Philip replied, "he knows that Caleb
-richly deserves it in addition to his salary, for his many years of
-service. Besides, we've earned the money, in excess of any previous
-half-year of trade; so even if the commercial project fails I shall be
-out only three or four hundred dollars."
-
-"And without doubt," said the Doctor, "'twill be the remaking of Caleb."
-
-"I hope so," Philip replied, "for he has been remaking me."
-
-
-
-
-XVIII--THE TABBY PARTY
-
-
-ALL of Grace's spare hours for a fortnight after Caleb's departure
-were spent in recalling and applying the makeshift furniture devices
-of her native village and those described in back numbers of "Ladies'
-Own" papers and magazines, as well as all the upholstery and other
-decorative methods of her sister-saleswomen in the days when she
-and they had far more taste than money. Chairs and lounges were
-extemporized from old boxes and barrels, cushioned with straw or
-corn-husks, and covered with chintz. A roll of cheap matting, ordered
-from the city, drove the rugs from the sitting room and parlor, and
-the cheapest of hangings replaced the lace curtains at the windows.
-All of the framed pictures were sent upstairs, and upon the walls were
-affixed, with furniture tacks, many borderless pictures, plain and
-colored, from the collection which Philip and Grace had made, in past
-years, from weekly papers and Christmas "Supplements."
-
-The vases, too, disappeared, though substitutes for them were found.
-Dainty tables, brackets, etc., were replaced by some made from
-fragments of boxes, the completed structures being stained to imitate
-more costly woods, and instead of the couple's darling bric-à-brac
-appeared oddities peculiar to the country--some birds and small animals
-stuffed by Black Sam, birds'-nests, dried flowers, a mass of heads
-of wheat, oats, rye, and sorghum arranged as a great bouquet, some
-turkey-tail fans, and so many other things that had attracted Grace in
-her drives and walks that there seemed no room on mantel, tables, and
-walls for all of them.
-
-"There!" Grace exclaimed, as she ushered her husband into the parlor at
-the end of a day expended on finishing touches. "What do you think of
-it?"
-
-"Bless me!" Philip exclaimed. "Absolutely harmonious in color, besides
-being far fuller than it was before. 'Tis quite as pretty, too, in
-general effect. Don't imagine for a moment, however, that your selected
-list of old cats will appreciate it."
-
-"I _shall_ imagine it, and I don't believe I shall be disappointed. All
-human nature is susceptible to general effect. Besides, Mrs. Taggess
-is to be here, and all of them are fond of her, and she will say many
-things that I can't. I shall boast only when they tell me that they
-suppose my husband did most of the work--if any of them are clever
-enough to detect the difference between what is here and what the G. A.
-R. men and other guests have reported."
-
-The invitations were given informally, though long in advance, to a
-midday dinner on the first day of "Court-week,"--a day set apart by
-common consent in hundreds of counties, for a general flocking to town.
-The guests selected were--according to Caleb, who was consulted when
-the plan was first formed--the ten most virulent feminine gossips in
-the county. Black Sam's wife had been employed to assist for the day
-at cooking and serving, and among the dishes were many which would
-be entirely new to the guests. At one end of the table sat Grace,
-"dressed," as one of the guests said afterwards, "as all-fired as a
-gal that was expectin' her feller, an' was boun' to make him pop the
-question right straight off." At the other end of the table was Mrs.
-Taggess, plainly attired, except for her habitual smile, and at either
-side sat five as differing shapes--except for sharp features and
-inquiring eyes--as could be found anywhere. One wore black silk with
-much affectation of superiority to the general herd, but the others
-seemed to have prepared for a wild competition in colors of raiment and
-ribbons, and one had succeeded in borrowing for the day the original
-and many-colored silk of Mrs. Hawk Howlaway, described in an early
-chapter of this narrative.
-
-The guests did full justice to the repast. One by one they became
-mystified by the number of courses, for they had expected pie or
-pudding to follow the first dish. Some began to be apprehensive of the
-future, but with the fine determination characteristic of "settlers,"
-good and bad alike, they continued to ply knife and fork and spoon.
-For some time the efforts of the hostess and Mrs. Taggess to encourage
-conversation were unrewarded, though some of the guests exchanged
-questions and comments in guarded tones. All acted with the apparent
-unconcern of the North American Indian; but curiosity, a tricky
-quality at best, suddenly compelled one gaunt woman to exclaim, as she
-contemplated the dish before her and raised it to her prominent nose:--
-
-"What on airth is that stuff, I'd like to know?"
-
-"That is lobster salad," Grace replied.
-
-"Oh! I couldn't somehow make out what kind of an animile the meat come
-off of."
-
-"Nuther could I," said her vis-à-vis, with a full mouth, "but I'm goin'
-to worry my ole man to raise some of 'em on the farm, for it's powerful
-good, an' no mistake."
-
-A buzz of assent went round the table; the ice was broken, so another
-guest said:--
-
-"Mis' Somerton, I've been dyin' to know what that there soup was made
-of that we begun on. I never tasted anythin' so good in all my born
-days."
-
-"Indeed? I'm very glad you liked it. 'Twas made of crawfish."
-
-A score of knives and forks clattered upon plates, and ten women
-assumed attitudes of amazement and consternation. Finally one of them
-succeeded in gasping:--
-
-"Them little things that bores holes 'longside the crick? the things
-that boys makes fish-bait of?"
-
-"The same, though only millionnaires' sons could afford to use them
-for bait in the East. Crawfish meat in New York costs as much as--oh,
-a single pound of it costs as much as a big sugar-cured ham. I never
-dreamed of buying it--I never dared hope that I might taste it--until I
-came out here."
-
-The appearance of a new course checked conversation on the subject, but
-one of the guests eyed suspiciously a tiny French chop, the tip of its
-bone covered with paper, and said to the woman at her right:--
-
-"Don't appear to know what we're bein' fed with here. Wonder what this
-is? It's little enough to be a side bone o' cat. Must be all right,
-though; Mis' Taggess is eatin' hern."
-
-A form of blanc-mange was another mystery. Said one woman to another:--
-
-"It must be the ice-cream the soldiers told about, for it's powerful
-cold, besides bein' powerful good."
-
-"That's so," was the reply; "but 'pears to me I didn't hear the men say
-nothin' about there bein' gravy poured on theirn."
-
-Some of the guests were becoming full to their extreme capacity,--a
-condition which stimulates geniality in some natures, ugliness in
-others. They had come to criticise--to learn of their hostess's
-extravagance. They had remained in the parlor only long enough to be
-entirely overcome by its magnificence and to exchange whispered remarks
-about the shameful waste of money wrung from the hard-working farmers.
-
-The dinner had been good beyond their wildest expectations; not the
-best Fourth of July picnic refreshments, or even the memorable dinner
-given by Squire Burress, the richest farmer in the county, when his
-daughter was married, compared with it. What was so good must also
-have been very expensive. Criticism must begin with something, and the
-blanc-mange seemed a proper subject to one woman, who was reputed to
-be very religious. So she groaned:--
-
-"This--whatever it is--is so awful good that it must ha' been sinful
-costly--actually sinful."
-
-"Yes, indeed," sighed another. "One might say, a wicked waste o' money."
-
-"Blanc-mange?--costly?" Grace said, curbing an indignant impulse; "why,
-'tis nothing but corn-starch, milk, sugar, and a little flavoring. I
-wonder what dessert dish could be cheaper!"
-
-"You don't say!" exclaimed a woman less malevolent or more practical
-than the others. "Now, I just ain't a-goin' to give you no peace till
-you give me the receipt for it."
-
-"I'll give it, with pleasure; or better still, you shall have a package
-of the corn-starch,--'tis worth only a few cents,--with full directions
-on the label. I might possibly forget some part of them, you know."
-
-"Me too," said several women as one, and criticism was temporarily
-abated. Before a new excuse for reviving it could be found, the
-ice-cream--the real article, and without gravy, of course--made its
-appearance. It was consumed in silence, in as much haste as possible
-with anything so cold, and also with evident enjoyment. Then the
-opponent of sinful extravagance remarked:--
-
-"It's awful good--too good! It 'pears wicked to enjoy any earthly thing
-so much. Besides, you needn't tell me that _it_ ain't awful costly,
-'cause I shan't believe it."
-
-"If my word is of so doubtful quality," said Grace, with rising color,
-"perhaps Mrs. Taggess, with whom you're better acquainted, will inform
-you."
-
-"'Tis nothing but milk, cream, and sugar," said Mrs. Taggess, who
-had borrowed Grace's freezer and experimented with it, "and most of
-you know very well that you've so much milk that you feed some of it
-to your pigs. The cream in what all of you have eaten would make,
-perhaps, a single pound of butter, which you would be glad to sell for
-fifteen cents. The sugar cost not more than five or six cents, and the
-flavoring, to any one with raspberries in their own garden, would have
-cost nothing."
-
-The guests gasped in chorus, but the tormentor quickly said:--
-
-"But the ice! Us poor farmin' folks can't afford ice; it's only them
-that makes their livin' out of us--"
-
-"Excuse me," said Mrs. Taggess, "but many of the farmers, your husband
-among them, have been telling Doctor Taggess recently that they were
-going to put up ice-houses next winter, and that they were foolish
-or lazy for not having already done so before. I'm sure that all of
-you who have enjoyed the cream so greatly will keep your husbands in
-mind of it, especially as ice-cream, made at home, is as cheap as the
-poorest food that any farmer's family eats."
-
-The coming of the coffee caused conversation to abate once more, for in
-each cup floated a puff of whipped cream--a spectacle unfamiliar to any
-of the gossips, some of whom hastily spooned and swallowed it, in the
-supposition that it was ice-cream, put in to cool the coffee somewhat.
-Those who followed the motions of their hostess and Mrs. Taggess
-stirred the whipped cream into the coffee, and enjoyed the result, but
-again the voice of the tormentor arose:--
-
-"We buy all our coffee at your store, but we don't never have none that
-tastes like this here."
-
-"Indeed?" Grace said, with an air of solicitude. "I wonder why, for
-there is but one kind in the store, and this was made from it. Perhaps
-we prepare it in different ways."
-
-"I bile mine a plumb half-hour," said the tormentor, "so's to git ev'ry
-mite o' stren'th out o' it."
-
-"Oh! I never boil mine."
-
-She never boiled coffee! Would the wonders of this house and its
-housekeeper never cease?
-
-"For pity sakes, how does any one make coffee without boilin', _I'd_
-like to know?" said a little woman with a thin, aquiline nose and a
-piercing voice.
-
-"I used to do it," said Grace, "by putting finely ground coffee in
-a strainer, and letting boiling water trickle through it, but the
-strainer melted off one day, through my carelessness, so now I put the
-coffee in a cotton bag, tie it, throw it into the pot, pour on boiling
-water, set it on the cooler part of the stove, and let it stand without
-boiling for five minutes. Then I take out the bag and its contents, to
-keep the coffee from getting a woody taste. My husband, who often makes
-the coffee in the morning, throws the ground coffee into cold water,
-lets it stand on the stove until it comes to a boil, and removes it at
-once. I'm not yet sure which way is the best."
-
-"Nor I," said Mrs. Taggess, "although I've tasted it here made in both
-ways, and seen it made, too."
-
-The guests were so astonished that each took a second cup--not that
-they really wanted it, as one explained to two others, but to see
-whether it really was as good as it had seemed at first. Then Grace
-arose, and led the way to the parlor. Some of the guests were loath to
-follow, among them the tormentor, who said:--
-
-"I s'pose if I'd talked about these crockery dishes, she'd have faced
-me down, an' tried to make me believe they didn't cost as much as
-mine."
-
-"Oh, no, she wouldn't," said Mrs. Taggess, who overheard the remark;
-"but I think 'twas very kind of her to set out her very best china,
-don't you? Most people do that only for their dearest friends--never
-for people who forget the manners due to the woman of the house,
-whoever she may be."
-
-"I don't see what you mean by that, Mis' Taggess, I'm sure. I only--"
-
-"Ah, well, try not to 'only' in the parlor, for Mrs. Somerton is trying
-very hard to make us feel entirely at home."
-
-"Well, _I_ think she's just tryin' to show off, 'cause she's come into
-old Jethro's money."
-
-"Show off with what? Do tell me."
-
-"Why, with her fine furniture an' fixin's. If that best room o' hern
-was mine, I'd be 'feared to use it, an' I'd expect the house to be
-struck by lightnin' to punish me for my wicked pride."
-
-"I'm a-dyin' to ask her what some o' them things cost," said another,
-"but I don't quite dass to."
-
-"Then you may stop dying at once, for I'll ask her for you, although I
-already know, within a few cents, the price of everything in the room.
-Come along, now. Ahem! Mrs. Somerton, there's much curiosity among the
-ladies as to the cost of furnishing your beautiful parlor. Won't you
-tell us?"
-
-"Very gladly," Grace said, "for I'm very proud of it."
-
-"Didn't I tell you?" whispered the tormentor.
-
-"Everything in the parlor, except the piano, which is the ugliest thing
-in it," Grace continued, "cost less than twenty dollars."
-
-"Sho!" exclaimed one woman, incredulously. "Why, that's no more money
-than Squire Burress paid for the sofy that his gals is courted on, for
-Mis' Burress told me the price o' that sofy herself, an' showed me the
-bill to prove it."
-
-"I've no bills to show," Grace said, with a laugh, "for the largest
-articles are made of scraps, such as my husband gives away to any one
-who asks for them. See here--" as she spoke she turned a chair upside
-down to show that its basis was a barrel. Then she raised the drapery
-of a divan to show the unpainted boxes beneath. "The matting on the
-floor is three times as cheap as rag carpet. You can buy the window
-hangings in the store at fifteen cents a yard--though don't imagine I'm
-trying to advertise the goods. All the furniture covers are of cheap
-bedquilt chintzes. Examine everything, ladies; for, as I've already
-said, I'm very proud of my cheap little parlor."
-
-"You didn't say nothin' about the cost of the labor," said the
-tormentor.
-
-"True," Grace admitted, "but I can reckon it with very little trouble,
-for I did it all myself; I've no grown sons and daughters, like some of
-you, so I did it alone. Besides my time it cost me--well, to be exact,
-one thumb bruised with the hammer; one finger ditto; a bad scratch on
-one hand, caused by a saw slipping; half a day of pain in one eye, into
-which I blew some sawdust; two sore knees, got while putting down the
-matting; and one twisted ankle--I accidentally stepped from a box while
-tacking a picture to the wall."
-
-"Well, I'm clean beat out o' my senses!" confessed one guest. "I never
-heerd tell that they learned such work to women in cities."
-
-"Perhaps they don't," Grace said, "but I learned most of it when I was
-a country girl in western New York."
-
-"What? You a country gal?"
-
-"Indeed I am. I can milk cows, churn butter, make garden, take care of
-chickens, saw wood and split it, wash clothes, and do any other country
-housework, besides making my own clothes."
-
-The woman who had elicited this information looked slowly from face to
-face among her acquaintances, and then said:--
-
-"I reckon we're a passel o' fools."
-
-"Oh,--excuse me; but I assure you that I meant nothing of the kind."
-
-"But I do, an' I mean it strong, too; yes, ma'am. We're a passel o'
-fools. I won't feel over an' above safe until I git home an' take a
-good long think, an' I reckon the sooner the rest of us go too, the
-seldomer we'll put our foot in it."
-
-There was general acquiescence in this suggestion; even the tormentor
-seemed suppressed, but suddenly her eyes glared, her lips hardened,
-and she said:--
-
-"I suppose that scrumptious dress o' yourn was made o' scraps, too?"
-
-Grace laughed merrily, and replied:--
-
-"You're not far from right, for 'tis made of old Madras window curtains
-that cost eight cents a yard when new. There wasn't enough of the stuff
-to cover all my windows here, so I made it up into a dress rather than
-waste it, for I liked the pattern of it very much. Oh, yes--and there's
-sixteen cents' worth of ribbon worked into it--I'd forgotten that. But
-your dress--oh, I shouldn't dare wear one so costly as a black silk.
-Really, I should think it a sinful waste of money that might do so much
-good to the poor, or to the Missionary Society, or the Bible Society,
-or--"
-
-"What time's it gittin' to be?" asked the tormentor. "I'll bet my
-husban' is jest rarin' 'roun' like a bob-tail steer in fly-time, an'
-tellin' all the other men that women never know when it's time to go
-home, an' what a long drive he's got before him, an' all the stock to
-water when he gits thar. Good-by, Mis' Somerton. Some day I'll borrer
-that ice-cream machine o' yourn, an' a hunk o' ice, if you don't mind."
-
-The other women also took their leave, and soon Grace was alone with
-Mrs. Taggess, who said:--
-
-"I'd apologize for them, my dear, if you hadn't known in advance that
-they were the most malicious lot in the county."
-
-Grace laughed, and replied:--
-
-"But weren't they lots of fun?" Mrs. Taggess embraced her hostess, and
-said:--
-
-"I believe you'd find something to laugh at even in a cyclone."
-
-"If not," Grace replied, "'twouldn't be for lack of trying."
-
-
-
-
-XIX--DAYS IN THE STORE
-
-
-CALEB'S departure was effected without publicity, no one having
-known of its probability but the Somertons and Pastor Grateway, whom
-Caleb had asked to provide a temporary substitute to lead his weekly
-"class-meetin'." The substitute, however, made haste to tell of his new
-dignity, so within twenty-four hours the entire town knew that Caleb
-had gone to New York, and great was the wonder; for from the date of
-the foundation of the town no Claybanker had been known to go to New
-York intentionally, although it was reported that an occasional native
-had reached the metropolis in the course of a desultory journey to the
-bad.
-
-Philip felt quite competent to manage the business without assistance,
-early summer being, like spring, a period of business inactivity;
-but within a week he was mystified by the appearance of many people
-who had never before entered the store, but who now evinced not only
-a willingness but a strong desire to become customers. Referring to
-a full list which Caleb had prepared months before, but which until
-now had lain unnoticed in the desk,--a list of adults throughout the
-county,--Philip found opposite the names of the visitors some comments
-not entirely uncomplimentary; among them, "Tricky"; "Shaky"; "Never
-believe him"; "Don't sell to her without written order from her dad";
-"Thief"; "Require his note, with good endorsement--he can get it"; "Her
-husband's published notice against trusting her"; etc. The incursion
-increased in volume as time went on, and compelled Philip to say to
-Grace, at the end of the seventh day:--
-
-"I didn't suppose there could be so many undesirable people in a single
-fairly respectable and small county. They've evidently thought me 'an
-easy mark,' as the city boys say, if I could be found away from Caleb's
-sheltering wing, but not one of them has succeeded in getting the
-better of me. Men talk of the tact needed in avoiding the plausible
-scamps who invade business circles in the city, but after this week's
-experience I think I could pass inspection for a city detective's
-position."
-
-"If you had a list like Caleb's to refer to, so that you might know
-what to expect of every one you met," Grace added, with a roguish
-twinkle in her eyes, for which the eyes themselves were obscured a
-moment, after which infliction Philip continued:--
-
-"I really wish that an important trade or two, of almost any kind,
-would turn up, for me to manage without assistance; not that I
-underrate Caleb's value, but I should like to demonstrate that besides
-having been an apt pupil, I've at least a little ability that is wholly
-and peculiarly mine. Then I should like to write Caleb about it; the
-honest chap would be quite as pleased as I at any success I might
-report, and he would feel less uneasy at being away."
-
-Within an hour or two, a native whom Philip knew by sight and name,
-although not one of his own customers, shuffled into the store, and
-asked:--
-
-"Don't know nobody that wants to trade goods for forty acre o' black
-wannut land, I s'pose?"
-
-"Black walnut timber? How old?"
-
-"Well, the best way to find out's to look at it for yourself."
-
-"Whereabouts is it? I may take a look at it when I get a chance."
-
-"'Tain't more'n two mile off. What's to keep ye from gittin' on yer
-hoss now an' ridin' out with me? We can git there an' back in an hour."
-
-"Do it, Phil," Grace whispered. "The horse needs exercise, and so do
-you. I can hold the fort for an hour."
-
-"The land's too fur from my place," explained the farmer, as the two
-men rode along at an easy canter, "an' I can't keep track o' the lumber
-market, to know when to cut an' ship wannut lawgs, but 'tain't that way
-with you."
-
-"How much do you want for it?"
-
-"Well, I reckon five dollar an acre won't hurt ye--five dollars in
-goods. I've been a holdin' it a long time, 'cause wannut land is wuth
-more'n more ev'ry year; but my folks wants an awful lot o' stuff, an'
-my boys want me to lay in a lot o' new farmin' tools, an' make an'
-addition to the barn, an' I kind o' ciphered up what ev'rythin' wanted,
-all told, would cost, an' I made out 'twould be nigh onto two hundred
-dollars, an' I sez to myself, sez I, 'By gum, I'll sell the wannut lot;
-that's what I'll do.' It's all free an' clear--I've got the deed in my
-pocket, an' 'twon't take ye ten minutes at the County Clerk's office
-to find that there's no mortgages on it. Whoa! There! Did ye ever see
-finer wannut land'n that? Let's ride up an' down through it. I dunno
-any trees that grows that's as cherful to look at, from the money
-standp'int, as tall, thick black wannuts."
-
-Philip was not an expert on standing timber, but it was plain to see
-that the ground over which he rode, to and fro, was well sprinkled with
-fine black walnut trees. It lay low enough to be subject to the annual
-overflow of the creek, not far away, but Philip was bargaining for
-timber--not for land. The two men continued to ride until the farmer
-said:--
-
-"Here's my line--see the blaze on this tree? You can see t'other end o'
-the line way down yander, ef you skin yer eye--a big blazed hick'ry;
-or, we'll ride down to it."
-
-"Never mind," said Philip. "I'll give you two hundred in goods as soon
-as you like."
-
-"I thort you would," said the farmer. "Well, I'll bring in the papers,
-fully executed, to-morrer, an' I'll leave a list o' stuff that ye might
-lay out, to save time; my wife can do her sheer o' the tradin' when she
-comes in to-morrer. An' I'll assign ye my own deed, when we get back
-to town, so's ye can have the title examined to-day, ef ye like, an'
-put a stopper agin any new incumbrances, though I ain't the kind o' man
-to make 'em after passin' my word. 'A bargain's a bargain!' that's my
-motto."
-
-When Philip returned to the store he found awaiting him a young man on
-horseback, whose face was unfamiliar. When the seller of the walnut
-land had departed, the young man said:--
-
-"See anythin' wrong 'bout this hoss?"
-
-After a hasty but close examination Philip admitted that he did not.
-
-"Glad o' that," said the man, "'cause o' this." As he spoke he handed
-Philip a bit of paper on which was written, in Caleb's familiar
-chirography and over Caleb's signature:--
-
- "DEAR JIM: Anybody would be glad to give you
- seventy-five dollars in cash for your colt, but you're
- foolish to sell now. Keep him a year, and you'll get
- fifty more, but if you're bound to sell, please give
- Mr. Somerton first show.
-
- "Yours truly,
- "CALEB WRIGHT."
-
-"I suppose, from this, that you'd rather have seventy-five dollars than
-your colt?" Philip said, as he returned the letter.
-
-"That's about the size of it; but if you ain't sharp-set for a healthy
-three-year-old, of the kind they hanker after up to the city, I reckon
-I can find somebody that is, seein' that Caleb's a good judge an' never
-over-prices hosses when he thinks he's likely to do the buyin' of 'em."
-
-"Come in," said Philip, who quickly made out a receipt for seventy-five
-dollars for one sorrel horse, aged three years, which the young man
-signed.
-
-"James Marney," said Philip, reading the signature. "I thought I knew
-every name in the county, but--"
-
-"But I come from the next county," said the young man. "Caleb'll be
-disappointed not to see me, but this young woman says he's gone East.
-What'll you gimme for the saddle an' bridle? I'm goin' to the city an'
-can't use 'em there."
-
-The equipments named were in fair condition, so after some "dickering"
-Philip exchanged six dollars for them, and the young man sauntered off
-in the direction of Claybanks' single "saloon."
-
-"'A fool and his money,'" quoted Philip to Grace; "but as he didn't
-heed Caleb's injunction, I don't suppose any word of mine would have
-had any effect. Mark my words: I'll clear twenty-five at least on that
-transaction within a week, for there's a city dealer here now to buy a
-string of young horses. That forty acres of walnut trees is ours, too,
-and cheap enough to hold until winter, when labor will be cheap; then
-I'll have the trees cut and hauled to the creek, to be rafted out when
-the overflow comes."
-
-Grace looked at her husband admiringly, contemplatively, exultantly,
-and said:--
-
-"Who'd have thought it a year ago?"
-
-"Thought what, ladybird?"
-
-"Oh, that you would have blossomed into a keen-eyed, quick, successful
-trader."
-
-"It does seem odd, doesn't it? There's more profit in to-day's
-transactions than my city salary for a month amounted to. Ah, well;
-live and learn. If you'll keep shop a few minutes longer, I'll put both
-horses into the barn and go up to the court-house and see if Weefer's
-title to the forty acres of walnut is clear."
-
-In a few moments he returned with some papers in his hands and a
-countenance more than ordinarily cheerful, so that Grace said:--
-
-"Apparently the title is good."
-
-"Oh, yes; but here's something unexpected, and quite as gratifying,--a
-letter from Caleb. I didn't imagine, till now, how glad I should be to
-hear from the dear old chap."
-
-"Read it--aloud--at once!" Grace said, clapping her hands in joyous
-anticipation. "Where does he write from?"
-
-"New York. H'm--here goes.
-
-"'DEAR PHILIP, Hoping you're both well, I write to say that I'm a
-good deal better, though Niagara nearly knocked me deaf, and New
-York's about finished the job. If we had water-power like Niagara at
-Claybanks, it would be the making of the town. I told Miss Truett that
-I thought the foam on the falls beat any lace in her store, and she
-thought so too.'"
-
-"Oh, what fun she'll have with Caleb!" Grace exclaimed.
-
-"Probably, as you think so; but who is she?"
-
-"She's the head of one of the departments of the store I was in. I gave
-Caleb letters to her and some of the other people who would give him
-information, for my sake, about goods he was to buy for us. Mary Truett
-is the ablest business woman in the place, and besides, she's as good
-as gold; not exactly pretty, but wonderfully charming, and as merry as
-a grig. She's a perfect witch; I'd give anything to see her demure face
-as she listens to Caleb, and then to hear her 'take him off' after he
-has gone. But do go on with the letter."
-
-"Where was I? Oh--'New York's noisier than Niagara, and all the noises
-don't play the same tune, either, but my second day here was Sunday,
-so I got broke in gradual, for which I hope I was truly grateful.
-I sampled the different kinds of churches, one of them being Miss
-Truett's.'"
-
-"She's an Episcopalian," Grace said. "I wonder how Caleb got along with
-the service."
-
-"Perhaps we can find out. He says: 'I don't know whether I stood up
-most, or sat down most, but I do know that I wouldn't have knowed when
-to do either if Miss Truett hadn't given me a powerful lot of nudges
-and coat-tail pulls, besides swapping books with me mighty lively while
-the minister was going forward and backward in them. I won't describe
-the service; for as you and your wife belong to that sect, I guess you
-know more than I can tell you, but I will say that there was enough
-"amens" in it to show where us Methodists got the habit of shouting
-out in meeting; and though I can't make up my mind after only one try,
-as a lot of our customers said when your Uncle Jethro put on sale the
-first box of lump sugar that ever came to Claybanks, I reckon that it
-is a first-rate manner of worship for them that are used to it, seeing
-that John Wesley was in it, and you two, and Miss Truett, for she
-looked like a picture of an angel when she was reading and singing and
-praying.'"
-
-"Poor Caleb!" Grace sighed. "He's like all the other men who have met
-Mary Truett."
-
-"Does she flirt even in church?"
-
-"She never flirts. Don't be horrid! Go on with the letter."
-
-"H'm. 'New York is hotter than Claybanks'--rank heresy,
-Caleb--'according to the thermometer, and the way the heat sizzles
-out of the sidewalks, and meanders upward, ought to be a warning to
-hardened sinners, and there are plenty of them here. Why, I asked a
-policeman on Broadway where was a first-class eating-house, and he
-pointed to one that he said was the best in town, and I had fried ham,
-and they charged me seventy-five cents for it, though it wouldn't have
-weighed half a pound raw. I don't harbor bad feelings, but the owner
-of that eating-house had better shy clear of me on Judgment Day. Miss
-Truett says it was extortionate, and I wish he could have seen her eyes
-when she said it.'"
-
-"I wish I too could have seen them, for they are superb," Grace said.
-"I must write her for a full report on Caleb. But I'm interrupting."
-
-"'That seaside boarding-place you engaged for me,'" continued Philip
-from the letter, "'is knocking my malaria endwise, which it ought to,
-seeing the price of board that is tacked up on the door, but anyhow, I
-feel like a giant every morning when I start for the city; that is, I
-think I do, though I never was a giant to find out for sure. I take
-a walk morning and evening, looking at the ocean, and trying to tell
-myself what I think of it, but not a word can I get hold of. Miss
-Truett says it's just so with her.' H'm--there's that woman again!"
-
-"Bless her!"
-
-"I shouldn't say so. I'm afraid Caleb has lost his head over her."
-
-"He'll find it again. Any good man will be bettered by meeting her. Is
-there anything more about her?"
-
-"Yes, and at once. Here it is: 'Miss Truett is all interest about your
-wife, and I like to get her going on the subject, for she thinks that
-Mrs. Somerton is everything that is nice and good and splendid; and
-when Miss Truett thinks anything, she knows how to say it in a style
-that beats any lawyer or preacher I ever heard. It ain't a pretty thing
-to say about a woman, maybe, but I mean only what's right when I say
-that when she talks it always seems to me that sometime or other she
-swallowed a big dictionary, colored pictures and all, and not a scrap
-of it disagreed with her. She says she wishes she had a job just like
-Mrs. Somerton's, and I told her that there was only one way to get it,
-and that if ever I saw an unmarried Western merchant of about your age
-and general style, I'd give him her name and some pointed advice.
-
-"'Most of the goods you wanted are bought and shipped, and when the
-corn-meal gets here I'll get out for England.
-
-"'With hearty regards to Mrs. Somerton, I am
-
- "'Yours always,
- "'CALEB WRIGHT.'"
-
-"Oh, Mary Truett!" exclaimed Grace, when the reading ended. "What fun
-you've had!"
-
-"As she seems to be the spirit of the letter," said Philip, "tell me
-something more about her."
-
-"I don't know what more to say. I wasn't familiar with her, for she
-was a department head, and not of my department, but she had a way
-of saying kind and merry things to some girls in other parts of the
-store. She is about thirty; she has parents and brothers, and works
-merely because she is overflowing with energy, and has no taste for the
-trivialities of mere society life. Yet her manners are charming, and
-genuine, too. 'Twas the fashion of the store to worship her, and no one
-ever tired of it."
-
-"All this, yet unmarried at thirty? How did it happen?"
-
-"I don't know. Perhaps 'twas because she never met you when you were a
-bachelor. It hasn't been for lack of admirers. Probably she is waiting
-for a man who is worthy of her. I know she saved many girls in her
-department and in some others from making foolish marriages, and I
-committed some of her warnings and arguments to memory--though I got
-them at second-hand--and I used them on other girls."
-
-"I suppose we couldn't persuade her to come out here, to assist you in
-the store?"
-
-"Scarcely. She is very well paid where she is. Besides, what would
-there be for her in other ways?"
-
-"As much as there is for you, poor girl."
-
-"Oh, no--for I have my husband."
-
-"And you feel sure that she isn't trifling with Caleb?"
-
-"The idea! If you could see them together--dear, poor Caleb, with
-his thin figure, ragged beard, tired face, and stooping pose--Mary
-rather short, but erect, with broad shoulders, brilliant eyes, rosy
-cheeks, the reddish brown hair that delights your artistic eye, and
-as quick in her motions as if she never knew weariness. She's of the
-kind that never grows old; there are such women. Oh, the comparison is
-ridiculous--'tis unkind to Caleb to make it. Besides, she is not the
-only clever business woman to whom I gave him letters."
-
-"H'm! He's startlingly silent about the others. What troubles me is
-this: Caleb is so honest and earnest, and so unaccustomed to brilliant
-women, that he may lose his heart, and the more impossible the affair,
-the more he'll suffer. 'Twould be bad business to have him go abroad to
-be cured of malaria, only to return and die of heartache."
-
-"Phil, Caleb isn't a fool."
-
-"No, but he's a man."
-
-
-
-
-XX--PROFIT AND LOSS
-
-
-FARMER WEEFER and his wife appeared at the store early on the morning
-after the deal in walnut land, and the farmer said:--
-
-"Well, want to back out o' the trade?"
-
-"Did you ever hear of me backing out of anything, Mr. Weefer?"
-
-"Can't say I did, but I alluz b'lieve in givin' a man a chance so he
-can't have no excuse for grumblin' afterwards. Well, we come in early,
-so's to git our stuff an' git out 'fore a lot of other customers comes
-in. My wife, she thinks she ort to have some little present or other,
-as a satisfaction piece for signin' the deed, it bein' the custom in
-these parts."
-
-"All right, Mrs. Weefer," said Philip, who had heard of several real
-estate transactions being hampered by refractory wives, and who
-thought he saw a good opportunity to prevent any troubles of that kind
-befalling him in the future, "I think I have some silk dress goods that
-will please you."
-
-Silk dress goods! No such "satisfaction piece" had ever been heard
-of in Claybanks or vicinity. Mrs. Weefer saw the goods, accepted it
-in haste, and did her subsequent trading so rapidly that she and her
-husband and their two hundred dollars' worth of goods were on the way
-to the Weefer farm within an hour, and Philip, with the new deed of the
-"wannut land," was at the County Clerk's office.
-
-"Yes," said the clerk, scrutinizing the paper through his very convex
-glasses. "My son told me you were in yesterday, inquiring about this.
-Oh, yes, this property is all clear; there was no reason why any one
-should lend on it."
-
-"No reason? Why, Squire, what's the matter with good standing black
-walnut as security?"
-
-"Nothing at all, but I thought all the walnut on Weefer's ground had
-been cut."
-
-"Not unless 'twas done since yesterday afternoon."
-
-The official removed his glasses, leaned back in his chair, put both
-feet upon his desk, and looked so long and provokingly at Philip that
-the latter said:--
-
-"Has it been cut over-night?"
-
-"Oh, no. Take a chair. Are you sure that you saw this property?"
-
-"Entirely sure, unless I was dreaming by daylight. He and I rode over
-it. I was brought up in the West, so I know walnut trees when I see
-them."
-
-"Of course, but--did you make sure of the line-marks--the boundaries?"
-
-"Yes. That is, he showed me two blazed trees, which he said marked his
-line."
-
-"Just so. Did he say which side of the line his own property was?"
-
-"Yes--no--that is, he took me over a lot of ground that contained many
-fine large walnut trees. See here, Squire, have I been swindled?"
-
-"That depends. Weefer is about as smart as they make 'em, so I don't
-think he'd be fool enough to swindle any one--not, at least, so that
-the law could take hold of him. Did he say the land he showed you was
-his? Tell me exactly what he said; for if he over-reached himself, my
-old law partner would like to handle the case for you. To win a case
-against Weefer would be a great feather in his cap. The fact is that
-all the walnut on Weefer's land consists of stumps, for the trees were
-cut off two or three years ago. There's a fine lot of standing walnut
-adjoining it, but it belongs to Doctor Taggess."
-
-"Then I am swindled."
-
-"I hope so--that is, I hope, for the sake of our old firm, which I'll
-have to go back into if I'm not reëlected, that you've a good case
-against Weefer. Now tell me--carefully--exactly what he said. Did he
-say that Taggess's land was his?"
-
-"No--o--o," said Philip, after a moment of thought, "I can't say
-that he did. We rode out there on horseback, stopped at the edge of
-some wooded ground, and he said, 'Did you ever see finer walnut land
-than that?' Those were his very words--I'll swear to them--the old
-scoundrel!"
-
-"Quite likely, but did he say that those trees--that land--was his?"
-
-"No; not in so many words, but he certainly gave me that impression."
-
-"With what exact words?" Again Philip searched his memory, but was
-compelled to reply:--
-
-"With no words that I can recall. He talked rapturously about the
-beauty of a lot of walnut trees, from the money point of view."
-
-"But didn't say, in any way, that they belonged to him?"
-
-"Confound him, no! But he handed me a deed--"
-
-"That's no evidence, unless it was Taggess's deed he showed you, which
-evidently it wasn't. Well, Mr. Somerton, you've got no case. Morally
-'twas a swindle--not a new one, either. He wouldn't have tried it on
-you if Caleb hadn't been away; for Caleb knows the lay and condition
-of every tract of land in this county--just as you'll know when you've
-been here long enough. You've bought forty acres that won't bring
-you anything but taxes, unless you can find some use for walnut
-stumps--and they're harder to get out than any other kind but oak,
-unless some day the land-owners along the creek combine to put up a
-levee that'll prevent overflow, so that the land can be farmed, but
-even then the stumps will be a nuisance. Hope you got it cheap."
-
-"Five dollars an acre," Philip growled.
-
-"Cash?"
-
-"No; trade."
-
-"Trade, eh? Well, that's not so bad, though it's bad enough." The old
-man's eyes twinkled, for what man of affairs is there who does not
-enjoy the details of a smart trade--at some other man's expense? Philip
-noticed the clerk's amused expression and frowned; the clerk quickly
-continued, "Let me give you some professional advice--no charge for
-it. Keep entirely quiet about this affair; you may be sure that Weefer
-won't talk until you do. If the story gets out, you'll never hear the
-end of it, and 'twon't do your reputation as a business man any good.
-We don't publish records of transfers in this county, and of course I
-won't mention it, and I'll see that my son doesn't either; he's the
-only other man who has access to the books."
-
-"Thank you very much, Squire. You may count on my vote and influence if
-you're renominated."
-
-"Much obliged. Whew! Five dollars an acre for a lot of walnut stumps!"
-
-"Five dollars an acre, and a silk dress for Mrs. Weefer's waiver of
-dower-right," said Philip, so humiliated that he wished to make his
-confession complete.
-
-"What? Well, Weefer won't talk, but whether he can harness his wife's
-tongue when she's ready to show off that silk dress is another matter."
-
-Philip started to go, and the clerk made haste to hide his face behind
-the deed, and silently chuckle himself towards a fit of apoplexy.
-
-"You're absolutely sure that I've no way out of it?" Philip said,
-pausing for an instant.
-
-"Absolutely," the clerk replied, with some difficulty, his face still
-behind the deed, "unless--you can find--a market--for--walnut stumps."
-Then the clerk coughed alarmingly, and Philip pulled his hat over his
-eyes and hurried away, with a consuming desire to mount his horse,
-overtake Weefer, shoot him to death, recover the wagon-load of goods,
-and particularly the silk dress given to Mrs. Weefer. When he reached
-the store, he found his wife looking pale and troubled; there were
-present also three men with very serious countenances, and one of them
-said:--
-
-"Mr. Somerton, I s'pose?"
-
-"Yes, sir. What can I do for you?"
-
-"You can shell out my colt that's in your barn. I was goin' to take him
-whether or no, but your wife said you was a square man, an' would do
-what was right. Well, there's only one right thing in this case, an'
-that's to gimme back my colt."
-
-"There are but two horses in my stable," said Philip. "One of them I've
-owned several months, and the other I bought yesterday."
-
-"Who from?"
-
-"From--" Philip took from his pocket the bill of sale and read from it
-the signature:--
-
-"James Marney."
-
-The three men exchanged grim grins, and the complainant said:--
-
-"His name ain't Marney, an' 'tain't James, neither. He's a no 'count
-cousin o' mine, an' his name's Bill Tewks. An' he never had no right
-of any sort or kind to the colt. The colt's mine, an' never was any
-one else's, an' I can prove it by these two men, an' one of 'em's
-depitty sheriff of our county, an' he's got a warrant for Bill's arrest
-for stealin' the hoss. My name's James Marney; I can prove it by any
-storekeeper in this town, or by Doc Taggess, or your county clerk, or--"
-
-"I'll take your word for it," Philip said hastily, for the thought of
-exposing a second business blunder to the county clerk in a single
-day--a single hour, indeed--was unendurable.
-
-"I don't see," continued the claimant of the horse, looking greatly
-aggrieved, "how a man buys one man's hoss off of another man anyway,
-leastways of a no 'count shack like Bill Tewks."
-
-"Perhaps not," said Philip, "but I may be able to enlighten you. Do you
-know a man named Caleb Wright?"
-
-"Know Caleb? Who don't? That ain't all; he's the honestest man I ever
-_did_ know. I wish he was here right now, instead of off to York, as
-your wife says, for he knows me an' he knows the hoss. Why, a spell
-ago, not long after old Jethro died, an' I needed some money pooty bad,
-I writ to Caleb an' ast him what he could git me in cash for the colt,
-here in town, prices of hosses here bein' some better'n what they be
-in our county, where there ain't never city buyers lookin' aroun', and
-Caleb writ back that--"
-
-"One moment, please," said Philip. "He wrote that any one ought to be
-glad to give you seventy-five dollars, but that you would be foolish
-to sell, because you could get far more a year later, but that if you
-really must sell, he wished you would give me the first chance."
-
-The claimant, whose eyes by this time were bulging, exclaimed:--
-
-"You've got a pooty long mem'ry, an' it's as good as it is long."
-
-"As to that, I never saw the letter until yesterday. The man who
-brought the horse showed me the letter; otherwise I shouldn't have
-purchased."
-
-The claimant and his companions exchanged looks of astonishment, and
-the deputy drawled:--
-
-"How'd he git it, Jim?"
-
-"It beats me," was the reply. "Onless he went through the house like he
-did the barn. That letter was in the Bible, where I keep some papers
-o' one kind an' another, cal'latin' that's as safe a place as any, not
-gettin' much rummagin'. He must 'a' knowed I had it. Oh, he's a slick
-un, Bill is, when he gits dead broke an' wants to go on a spree. You
-see, Mr. Somerton, the way of it was this: the wife was off visitin',
-an' I was ploughin' corn, an' took some snack with me, an' some stuff
-for the hosses, so's to have a longer rest at noon-time, not havin' to
-go back all the way to the house. The colt was in the barn, so I didn't
-miss him till I got home, long about dusk. Bill must 'a' knowed, some
-way, my wife wa'n't home, an' I could see by the lot o' hay in the
-colt's rack that he'd been took out 'fore the middle o' the day. I was
-so knocked by missin' him that I've been on the track ever sence, an'
-didn't think to look to see ef anythin' was gone from the house, but
-the cuss must 'a' prowled 'roun' consid'able ef he got that letter.
-Didn't bring in my rifle an' shotgun to sell, did he, nor flat-irons,
-nor cook-stove?"
-
-"No, although he did sell me a saddle and bridle. I hope you'll succeed
-in catching the scamp."
-
-"Oh, I ain't got no use for him. The furder away he gits, the better
-satisfied I'll be. We ain't never had no other thief 'mong our
-relations. I reckon it's you that ought to want him. What I want is my
-colt, an' I'm goin' to have him--peaceful, ef I kin, or by law, ef I
-must. He's thar--in your barn; I seen him through the door; so did my
-frien's here, so there's no good beatin' about the bush an'--"
-
-"Stop!" said Philip. "There's no sense in insinuating that I would
-knowingly retain stolen property--unless you wish to have your tongue
-knocked down your throat."
-
-"That's fair talk, Jim, an' I don't blame him for givin' it to you,"
-suggested the deputy. "Now you chaw yerself for a while, an' let me
-say somethin'. It don't stan' to reason that any business man is goin'
-to try to keep a stolen hoss. On 'tother han', he'd be a fool to give
-up on the word o' three men he never seen till just now. You, Jim,
-ain't such a fool as to want to air the family skunk so fur from home,
-an' Mr. Somerton here ain't likely to be over'n above anxious to have
-a fuss that'll let ev'rybody in town know that he was took in by an
-amatoor hoss-thief. Now, Jim, jest sa'nter out an' get some square man,
-an' not a storekeeper that knows ye, to come in an' speak for ye, as
-if ye wanted to buy some goods on credit. Thet'll prove who ye be, an'
-like enough he'll know me, too, 'specially if it's--"
-
-"Why not Doctor Taggess?" Philip suggested.
-
-"Good idee," the officer replied, "for he knows both of us."
-
-"An' he knows the colt, too," said the claimant.
-
-"Better and better," Philip declared, for anything would have been
-preferable, at Claybanks or any other Western town, to being known as
-a merchant to whom a thief could sell anything.
-
-Fortunately the Doctor was at home; he came to the store, identified
-the claimant, vouched for his honesty and truthfulness, and then
-identified the colt as the claimant's property. Philip told the entire
-story to the Doctor, who said there was nothing to do but surrender the
-horse--or repurchase him.
-
-"How much do you want for him, Mr. Marney?"
-
-"Ye ain't said what ye give a'ready."
-
-"No; that's a different matter. What is your price?"
-
-"Cash, note, or trade?"
-
-"Whichever you like, if the figures are right."
-
-"Well, seein' you've been put to expense a'ready, an' I don't need
-money for a couple o' months yet, an' you'll most likely give more on
-time than in cash, I'd rather take your sixty-day note for a hundred
-back home with me than take the colt back. No other man could have him
-so cheap."
-
-"You shall have it--on condition, written and signed, that neither of
-you three shall tell the story of the thief's sale. No one else can
-tell it."
-
-"You'll stand by me, boys?" said the claimant, appealingly.
-
-"Sure!"
-
-"Then I'll take the note, Mr. Somerton, an' you've done the square
-thing. But say, I'll throw off five dollar ef ye'll tell me what ye
-paid fer him."
-
-"No," said Philip, beginning to draw a bill of sale to include the
-condition already specified.
-
-"I'll make it ten."
-
-"No."
-
-"Ah, say! I cayn't sleep peaceful without knowin', but this is rubbin'
-it in. Fifteen!"
-
-"Sign this, please," said Philip, showing the bill of sale. Then he
-passed over his own note for eighty-five dollars, and said:--
-
-"I paid seventy-five dollars, cash."
-
-"Well," sighed Marney, "that's a comfort--for besides knowin' how much
-'twas, it shows what I wanted to b'lieve, that Bill was as much fool as
-scoundrel, else he'd 'a' ast more. Good-by, Mr. Somerton an' Doc."
-
-The trio departed. The Doctor remained to condole with the victim,
-who could not help telling of his real-estate trade. The Doctor
-laughed,--but not too long,--then he said:--
-
-"There ought to be finer grainings and markings, and, therefore,
-more money, in walnut roots than in the average of trees. I've been
-intending to experiment in that direction. As to that colt, let me
-drive him for you a few days; he may have the making of both prices in
-him."
-
-When the Doctor departed, Philip got out his own horse and buggy, and
-insisted that his wife should drive, but Grace was reluctant to go.
-Something seemed to be troubling her. Philip asked what it was. "I wish
-Caleb were back," she said.
-
-"_Et tu, Brute?_ Now is my humiliation complete; but as Caleb is where
-he is, let us make the best of it." So saying, he indited the following
-telegram to Caleb, for Grace to send from the railway station, three
-miles distant:--
-
- "Look up a buyer for big walnut stumps.
-
- "PHILIP."
-
-
-
-
-XXI--CUPID AND CORN-MEAL
-
-
-"THIS," said Philip, as he returned one morning from the post-office
-to the store, with an open letter in his hand, "is about the twelfth
-letter I've had from old acquaintances in New York, and all are as like
-unto one another as if written by the same hand. The writers imagine
-that the West is bursting with opportunities for men whose wits are
-abler than their hands. What a chance I would have to avenge myself on
-mine enemy--if I had one!"
-
-"And this," Grace said, after opening a letter addressed to herself
-that Philip had given her, "is from Mary Truett. I wonder if she has
-caught the Western fever from Caleb? Oh--I declare!"
-
-"Your slave awaits the declaration."
-
-"She, too, wants to know if there isn't a place here for a clever
-young man--her brother; it seems he is a civil engineer and landscape
-architect."
-
-"Imagine it! A landscape architect--at Claybanks! Ask her if he can
-live on air, and sleep on the ground with a tree-top for roof. Doesn't
-she say anything about Caleb?"
-
-"I'm skipping her brother and looking for it, as fast as I can. Yes;
-here it is. There! Didn't I tell you how sensible she always was? She
-thanks me for introducing Caleb, and says he's the most interesting
-and genial man she has met in a long time, though, she says, she
-wonders whose grammar was in vogue when Caleb went to school. And--dear
-me!--this is becoming serious!"
-
-"My dear girl," said Philip, "there are different ways of reading a
-letter aloud. Won't you choose a new one or let me have the letter
-itself, when you've read it, provided it contains no secrets?"
-
-"Do wait a moment, Phil! You're as curious as women are said to
-be. It seems that Caleb has persuaded her to accompany him to a
-prayer-meeting; and as she has also been to a theatre with him, I'm
-afraid the persuading, or a hint to that effect, must have been on her
-part. She says he has completely changed in appearance--and by what
-means, do you suppose?"
-
-"I can't imagine."
-
-"His beard has gone, and his hair has been cut Eastern fashion, and
-his mustache turned up at the ends, and he dresses well,--Mary says
-so,--and that the contrast is startling. Oh, Phil! What if he should--"
-
-"Should what? Fall in love with your paragon of women? Well, I suppose
-men are never too old to make fools of themselves, and Caleb is only
-forty, but I beg that you'll at once remind Miss Truett that Caleb is
-too good a man to be hurt at heart for a woman's amusement. Why are you
-looking at nothing in that vague manner?"
-
-"I'm trying to imagine Caleb's new appearance."
-
-"Spare yourself the effort. I'll telegraph him for a photograph."
-
-"But I want to know--at once, to see whether he's really impressed Mary
-more seriously than she admits."
-
-"Oh, you women! You can start a possible romance on less basis than
-would serve for a dream. Do go backward in that letter, to the lady's
-brother, if only to suppress your imagination."
-
-"I suppose I must," sighed Grace, "for I've reached the end. The
-brother, it seems, can secure a railroad pass to visit this country, if
-there is any possible business opening for him here."
-
-"I wish there were, I'm sure, for I don't know of a place more in need
-of services such as a landscape architect could render, but you know
-that he couldn't earn a dollar."
-
-"But it seems that he knows something of road-making and grading."
-
-"Which also are accomplishments that might be put to good use here, if
-there were any one to pay for the work."
-
-"I have it!" Grace said. "The very thing! Don't you dare laugh at me
-until I tell it all. You know--or I do--that Doctor Taggess thinks
-Claybanks would be far less malarious if the swamp lands could be
-drained. He says the malarious exhalation, whatever it is, seems to
-be heavier than the air, and is therefore comparatively local in its
-effects, for he has known certain towns and other small localities
-to be entirely free from it, though the surrounding country was
-full of it. Now, if some surveyor and engineer--say Mary Truett's
-brother--could find out how to drain our Claybanks swamps, it might
-make this a healthy town. Is that a very silly notion?"
-
-"Silly? Not a bit of it! But, my dear girl, do you know what such an
-enterprise would cost?"
-
-"No, but I do know what I suffered on the day of my awful malarial
-attack and that I shall never forget the spectacle of a poor, dear,
-little, helpless, innocent baby shaking with a chill!"
-
-"Poor girl! Poor baby! But don't you suppose that our swamp lands have
-been studied for years by the men most interested in them--the farmers
-and other owners?--studied and worked at?"
-
-"Perhaps they have, but Doctor Taggess says farmers always do things in
-the hardest way; they've not time and money to try any other. Besides,
-since I began to think of it I've often recalled a case somewhat
-similar. In our town in western New York the railway station was very
-inconvenient; it was on a bridge crossing the track, and everything and
-everybody had to go up and down stairs or up and down hill to get to
-or from it. It was talked of at town meetings and the post-office and
-other places, and public-spirited citizens roamed the line from one end
-of town to the other, looking for a spot where the station could be
-placed near the level of the track.
-
-"At last they subscribed money to pay for a new site, if the company
-would move its station to the level, and one day a surveyor and his
-men came up, and he looked about with an instrument, and a few days
-afterward a little cutting at one place and a little filling just back
-of it did the business, and all the village wiseacres called themselves
-names for not thinking of the same thing, but Grandpa said, 'It takes
-a shoemaker to make shoes.' You know the swamps are almost dry now,
-because of the hot weather; don't you suppose a surveyor and engineer,
-or even a sensible man who's studied physical geography in school,
-might be able to go over the ground and learn where and what retains
-the water? Now laugh, if you like."
-
-"Grace, you ought to have been a man!"
-
-"No, thank you--not unless you had been a woman. But you really think
-my plan isn't foolish?"
-
-"As one of the owners of swamp land, I am so impressed with your
-wisdom that I suggest that we invite Miss Truett's brother to visit
-us; tell him the outlook is bad, but say we'll guarantee him--well, a
-hundred-dollar fee to look into a matter in which we personally are
-interested. If your plan is practicable, I'll recover the money easily.
-I'll write him this afternoon--or you may do it, through his sister.
-Let us see what else is in the mail. Why, I didn't suspect it, the
-address being typewritten!--Ah, young woman, now for my revenge, for
-here's a letter from Caleb, and if 'tis anything like the last--yes,
-here it is--Miss Truett, Miss Truett, Miss Truett."
-
-"Oh, Phil!"
-
-"I'll be merciful, and read every word, without stopping to
-sentimentalize:--
-
-"'DEAR PHILIP: I'm in it, as Jonah thought when the whale shut his
-mouth. When I say "it" I mean all of New York that I can pervade
-while waiting for the corn-meal to come. I've been to a New York
-prayer-meeting and I can't say that it was any better than the
-Claybanks kind, except that Miss Truett went with me and joined in all
-the hymns as natural as if brought up on them. You ought to hear her
-voice. 'Tain't as loud as some, but it goes right to the heart of a
-hymn. Next day I went to a museum in a big park and saw more things
-than I can ever get straightened out in my head: I wish I could have
-had your wife's camera for company.
-
-"'I went to a theatre, too. I had no more idea of doing it than you
-have of selling liquor, but I got into a sort of argument with Miss
-Truett, without meaning to, about the great amount of that kind of
-sin that was going on; and when she said that she didn't think it was
-always sinful, I felt like the man that cussed somebody in the dark for
-stepping on his toes, and then found it was the preacher that done the
-stepping. She said she really thought that some kinds of theatre would
-do a sight of good to a hard-working man like me, and that she'd like
-to see me under the influence of a good comedy for a spell; so I told
-her there was one way of doing it, and that was to name the comedy
-and then go along with me, so as to give her observing powers a fair
-chance. She did it, and I ain't sorry I went; though if you don't mind
-keeping it to yourself, there won't be some Claybanks prayers wasted on
-me that might be more useful if kept nearer home.
-
-"'Who should I run against on Broadway one day but an old chum of mine
-in the army? He'd got a commission, after the war, in the regulars, and
-got retired for a bad wound he got in the Indian country, yet, for all
-that, he didn't look any older than he used to. He took me visiting to
-his post of the Grand Army of the Republic one night, and there I saw a
-lot of vets that looked as spruce and chipper as if they was beaus just
-going to see their sweethearts. "What's the matter with you fellows
-here, that you don't grow old?" says I to my old chum. He didn't
-understand me at first, but when he saw what I was driving at, he said
-many of the members of the post were older than I, but 'twasn't thought
-good sense in New York for a fellow to look older than he was, and he
-didn't see why 'twas good sense anywhere. I felt sort of riled, and he
-nagged me awhile, good-natured like, about trying to pass for my own
-grandfather, till I said: "Look here, Jim, if you've got any fountain
-of youth around New York, I'm the man that ain't afraid to take a
-dip." "Good boy!" says he. "I'd like the job of reconstructing you, for
-old times' sake." "No fooling?" says I; for in old times Jim wouldn't
-let anything stand in the way of a joke. "Honor bright, Cale," said he,
-"for I want you to look like yourself, and you can do it." Remembering
-some advertisements I've seen in newspapers, I says, "What do you do it
-with--pills or powders?" Jim coughed up a laugh from the bottom of his
-boots, and says he: "Neither. Come along!"
-
-"'Well, I was skittisher than I've been since Gettysburg, not knowing
-what new-fangled treatment he had in his mind, and how it would agree
-with me; but he took me into a barber shop where he appeared to know
-a man, and he did some whispering, and,--well, when that barber got
-through, first giving me a hair-cut and then a shave, and fussing over
-my mustache for a spell, and I got a sight of my face in the glass, I
-thought 'twas somebody else I was looking at, and somebody that I'd
-seen before, a long time ago, and it wasn't until I tried to brush a
-fly off my nose that I found 'twas I. Maybe you think I was a fool,
-but I was so tickled that I yelled, "Whoop--ee!" right out in meeting.
-"There!" says Jim, when we got outside. "Don't you ever wear long hair
-and a beard again--not while I'm around."
-
-"'Then he took me to a tailor shop about forty times as big as your
-store, and picked out a suit of clothes for me, and a hat and shirt,
-and the whole business. 'Twas the Hawk Howlaway business over again,
-with Jim instead of Jethro, only there was more of it, for he stuck a
-flower in the buttonhole of my new coat. I couldn't kick, for he was
-wearing one too, but I just tell you that if I'd met any Claybanks
-neighbor about then, I'd have slid down a side street like running to a
-fire. After that he took me to the hotel where he lived, and up in his
-room, and looked me over, as if I was a horse, and says he, "There's
-one thing more. You need a setting-up." "Not for me, Jim," says I "I
-keep regular hours, though I don't mind swapping yarns with you till
-I get sleepy to-night!" Then he let off another big laugh, and says
-he, "That isn't what I mean. It's something we do in the regulars, and
-ought to have done in the volunteers." So he made me stand up, and lift
-my shoulders, and hold my head high, and breathe full, at the same time
-making me look at myself in the glass. "There!" says he, after a spell,
-"you do that a few times a day, till it comes natural to you, and
-you'll feel better for it, all your life."
-
-"'Well, Philip, I don't mind owning up to you that I was so stuck up
-for the next few hours that at night I thought it necessary to put up a
-special prayer against sinful vanity. Next morning I went down to your
-wife's old store to ask Miss Truett something, and she didn't know me.
-No, sir, she didn't, till I spoke to her. She didn't say anything about
-it, but she looked like your wife sometimes does when she's mighty
-pleased about something, and I needn't tell you that looks like them
-are mighty pleasant to take.
-
-"'Well, I suppose all this sounds like fool-talk, for of course I can't
-get my birthdays back, but, coming at a time when the malaria appears
-to be loosening its grip, this looking like I used to before I got
-broke up is doing me a mighty sight of good.
-
-"'When is that corn-meal coming?
-
- "'Yours always,
- "'CALEB WRIGHT.'"
-
-"Phil," exclaimed Grace, "'twould be a sin to hurry that meal East,
-until--until we hear further from Caleb."
-
-"And from Miss Truett?" said Philip, with a quizzical grin.
-"Fortunately for both of them, the meal probably reached New York soon
-after the date of this letter, which was written four days ago, and
-Caleb is probably now on the ocean, or about to sail."
-
-"I think 'tis real cruel," Grace sighed, "just as--"
-
-"Just as two mature people began daydreaming about each other? I think
-'tis the best that could befall them, for it will put their sentiment
-to a practical test. Cupid has struck greater obstacles than the
-Atlantic Ocean and barrelled corn-meal without breaking his wings."
-
-"Phil, you talk as coldly as if--oh, as if you weren't my husband."
-
-"'Tis because I am your husband, dear girl, and realize what miserable
-wretches we would be if we weren't, above all else, hearty lovers. What
-else have I to live for, out here, but you? Suppose any other woman
-were my wife, brought from everything she was accustomed to, and out to
-this place where she could find absolutely nothing as a substitute for
-the past!"
-
-"Or suppose I had married some other man--ugh!--and come here!"
-
-"You would have done just as you have done--seen your duty, done it,
-and smiled even if you were dying of loneliness. But not all women are
-like you."
-
-"Because not all men are like you, bless you!--and always ready and
-eager to make love first and foremost."
-
-"How can I help it, when I've you to love? But tell me
-now,--frankly,--don't you ever long for the past? Don't you get
-absolutely, savagely, heart-hungry for it?"
-
-"No--no--!" Grace exclaimed. "Besides, I'm easier pleased and
-interested than you think. I've learned to like some of our people very
-much, since I've ceased judging them by their clothes and manner of
-speech. There are some real jewels among the women, old and young."
-
-"H'm! I'm glad to hear you say so, for I've wanted to confess, for
-some time, that I am fast becoming countrified, and without any sense
-of shame, either. I'm becoming so deeply interested in human nature
-that I've little thought for anything else, aside from business. When
-I first arrived, I imagined myself a superior being, from another
-sphere; now that I know much about the people and their burdens and
-struggles, there are some men and women to whom I mentally raise my
-hat. At first I wondered why Taggess, who really is head and shoulders
-above every one else here, didn't procure a substitute and abandon
-the town; now I can believe that nothing could drag him away. I can't
-learn that he ever wrote verses or made pictures or preached sermons,
-nevertheless he's artist, poet, and prophet all in one. I should like
-to become his equal, or Caleb's equal--I may as well say both, while
-I'm wishing; still, I don't like to lose what I used to have and be."
-
-"You're not losing it, you dear boy, nor am I really losing anything.
-The truth is, that in New York both of us, hard though we worked, were
-longing for an entirely luxurious, self-indulgent future, and your
-uncle's will was all that saved us from ourselves. You always were
-perfection, to my eyes, but I wish you could see for yourself what
-improvements half a year of this new life have made for you."
-
-"Allow me to return the compliment, though no one could imagine a
-more adorable woman than you were when I married you. So long as I am
-you and you are me--" Then words became inadequate to further estimate
-and appreciation of the changes wrought by half a year of life at "the
-fag-end of nowhere--the jumping-off place of the world," as Philip had
-called Claybanks the first time he saw it by daylight.
-
-
-
-
-XXII--SOME WAYS OF THE WEST
-
-
-CALEB and the corn-meal sailed for Europe, but first Caleb wired the
-address of a firm that would do the fair thing with a car-load of
-walnut stumps. Miss Truett's brother Harold arrived at Claybanks soon
-afterward, and when he learned accidentally that Philip wished some
-walnut stumps extracted and that the land was stoneless, he offered
-to do the work quickly and cheaply, and his devices so impressed
-occasional beholders, accustomed to burning and digging as the only
-means of removing stumps, that the young man soon made several
-stump-extracting contracts, for which he was to be paid--in land.
-Meanwhile, from the back of Philip's horse he studied the swamp lands
-near the town; then he went over the ground with a level, and afterward
-reported to Philip that for the trifling sum of three thousand
-dollars, added to right of way for a main ditch, which the farmers
-should be glad to give free of cost, the swamp lands might be converted
-into dry, rich farming land.
-
-"This county couldn't raise three thousand dollars in cash," Philip
-replied, "even if you could guarantee that the main ditch would flow
-liquid gold."
-
-"If that is the case," said the young man, who had nothing to lose
-and everything to gain, "and as labor and farm tools are almost the
-only requirements,--except some cash for my services,--why not form an
-association of all the owners of swamp lands, determine the share of
-each in the cost, according to the amount of benefit he'll get, and let
-all, if they wish, pay in labor at a specified day-price per man, team,
-plough, or scraper, and go to work at once? Such things have been done.
-A farmer who hasn't enough working force on his place can generally
-hire a helper or two, on credit, against crop-selling time. This is
-just the time to do it, too; for a lot of farmers in the vicinity
-who have swamp land will have nothing especial to do, now that their
-winter wheat is cut, till the thrashing machine comes to them, and
-others are through with heavy work until corn ripens."
-
-"I begin to see daylight," said Philip. "But, young man, how did you
-get all these practical wrinkles in New York?"
-
-"By listening to men who've been in the business many years. Most of
-them have had to take scrub jobs once in a while. But please secure
-the right of way at once for the main ditch; that's where the work
-should begin. I shouldn't wonder if you could get a lot of volunteer
-labor from the villagers, if you go about it rightly; for your Doctor
-Taggess believes that to drain the swamps would be to greatly lessen
-the number and violence of malarial attacks,--perhaps banish malaria
-entirely,--and I suppose you know what it means for a town, in
-certain parts of the West, to have a no-malaria reputation. It means
-manufactures, and better prices for building sites, and perhaps the
-beginnings of a city."
-
-"Mr. Truett, I shouldn't wonder if you've struck just the place to
-exercise your professional wits."
-
-"I hope so. I'll soon find out, if you'll arrange that combination of
-land-owners, and secure that right of way. Now is the golden time,
-while the swamp land has least water and the earth is easiest handled."
-
-Doctor Taggess, summoned for consultation on the drainage subject,
-promised to make an earnest speech at any general meeting that might be
-called; so Philip hurried about among the merchants, town and county
-officials, and other local magnates, and arranged for an anti-malaria,
-city-compelling mass-meeting at the court-house at an early date.
-
-Political jealousies and personal dog-in-the-manger feeling are
-quite as common in small towns as in great ones, but the possibility
-of a village becoming a city, and farm property being cut up into
-building-lots at high prices, is the one darling hope of every little
-village in the far West, and at the right time--or even at the wrong
-one--it may be depended upon to weld all discordant elements into one
-great enthusiastic force. When the meeting was held, Doctor Taggess
-made a strong plea for the proposed improvement, from the standpoint
-of the public health; the young engineer read a mass of statistics
-on the amazing fertility of drained swamp lands, and announced his
-willingness to wait for his own pay until his work proved itself
-effective; and the county clerk told of scores of Western villages,
-settled no longer ago than Claybanks, that had become cities. The
-upshot was that the improvement plan was adopted without a dissenting
-voice, and the right of way was secured at the meeting itself, as was
-also a volunteer force to begin work at once on the main ditch.
-
-"Truett," said Philip, after the meeting adjourned, and he, the
-engineer, and Doctor Taggess walked away together, "unless you've made
-some mistake in your figures, this enterprise will make you a great man
-in this section of country."
-
-"That's what I wish it to do," was the reply, "for I must make a
-permanent start somewhere."
-
-"Your offer to defer asking for pay till the drainage should prove
-successful," said the Doctor, "helped the movement amazingly, and it
-also made everybody think you a very fair man."
-
-"Yes? Well, that's why I made it"
-
-"H'm!" said Philip, "you've the stuff that'll make a successful
-Westerner of you."
-
-"That's what I want to be."
-
-"I don't think you'll regret it," said the Doctor; "for much though
-I sometimes long to return to the East, and plainly though I see
-the poverty and limitations of this part of the country, the West
-is the proper starting-place for a young man, unless he chances to
-have abundant capital. Even then he might do worse; for, of course,
-the newer the country, the greater the number of natural resources
-to be discovered and developed. The people, too, are interested in
-everything new, and stand together, to a degree unknown at the East,
-in favor of any improvements that are possible. They do their full
-share of grumbling and complaining, to say nothing of their full share
-of suffering, but there's scarcely one of them who doesn't secretly
-hope and expect to become rich some day, or at least to be part of a
-rich community; and they're not more than half wrong, for railways and
-manufactures must reach us, in the ordinary course of events, and all
-our people expect to see them. Let me give you an illustration. A year
-or two ago I drove out one Sunday to see a family of my acquaintance,
-living in a specially malarious part of the county, who were out of
-quinine--a common matter of forgetfulness, strange though it may seem.
-As I neared the house, I heard singing, of a peculiar, irregular kind.
-As 'twas Sunday, I supposed a neighborhood meeting was in progress.
-But there wasn't. One of the hundreds of projected Pacific railways
-had been surveyed through the farm a few months before. On the day of
-my call three of the seven members of the family were shaking with
-chills; so to keep up their spirits they were singing, to the music of
-a hymn-tune, some verses written and printed in the West long ago, and
-beginning:--
-
- "'The great Pacific railroad
- To California, hail!
- Bring on the locomotive,
- Lay down the iron rail.'
-
-There's Western spirit for you--fighting a chill with hopes of a
-railway that thus far was only a line of stakes and indefinite
-promises! Such people are worth tying to; their like cannot be found in
-any other part of the country."
-
-The work at the main ditch continued without interruption, thanks to
-a month almost rainless, until the ditch was completed to the creek
-at one end and to the swamps at the other. Then the main lines in
-the swamps themselves were opened, one by one, and the swamps became
-dry for the first time in their history, though small laterals, some
-to drain springs, others to guard against the accidents of a rainy
-season, were still to be cut by private enterprise. But the people of
-Claybanks and vicinity were delighted to so great an extent that dreams
-of a golden future would not satisfy them, so they planned a monster
-celebration and procession, and there seemed no more appropriate route
-of march than up one side of the main ditch and down the other, with a
-halt midway for speeches and feasting.
-
-The happiest man in all the town--happiest in his own estimation,
-at least--was Philip; for within a few days he had learned that the
-despised mining stock which was his only material inheritance from
-his father had suddenly become of great value. He had sent it to New
-York to be sold, and learned that the result was almost ten thousand
-dollars, which had been deposited to his credit at a bank which he
-had designated. At last he had something wholly his own, should
-sickness or possible business reverses ever make him wish to abandon
-his inheritance from his uncle. Grace shared his feeling, and was
-correspondingly radiant and exuberant, for ten thousand dollars in cash
-made Philip a greater capitalist than any other man within fifty miles.
-He could buy real estate in his own right, to be in readiness for the
-coming "boom" of Claybanks; he could become a banker, manufacturer,
-perhaps even a railway president, so potent would ten thousand dollars
-be in an impecunious land.
-
-"You're an utter Westerner--a wild, woolly-brained Westerner," said
-Philip, after listening to some of his wife's rose-tinted rhapsodies
-over the future.
-
-"I suspect I am, and I don't believe you're a bit better," was the
-reply. "Tis in the air; we can't help it."
-
-On the day of the celebration Grace gave herself up to fun with her
-camera, for which she had ordered many plates in anticipation of the
-occasion; for never before had there been such an opportunity to get
-pictures of all the county's inhabitants in their Sunday clothes. She
-was hurrying from group to group, during the great feast at the halt,
-when Pastor Grateway, who was looking westward, said:--
-
-"Mrs. Somerton, I've heard that you're fond of chasing whirlwinds with
-your camera. There comes one that looks as if it might make a good
-picture, if you could get near enough to it."
-
-"Isn't it splendid!" Grace exclaimed. "Doctor Taggess, do look at this
-magnificent whirlwind!"
-
-The Doctor looked; then he frowned, looked about him, and muttered:--
-
-"At last!"
-
-"Why, Doctor, what is the matter?"
-
-"Nothing, I hope. It may go clear of us. Listen--carefully. Come apart
-from the crowd; my ears are not as keen as they used to be. Do you hear
-any sound in that direction?"
-
-"Nothing--except buzz-buzz, as if a hive of bees were swarming."
-
-"I'm glad of it; it mayn't be so bad as I feared. I'm not acquainted
-with the things, except through common report. Where's Mr. Truett?
-He had field-glasses slung from his shoulder this morning. Here, you
-boys!" the Doctor shouted to several youngsters who were playing
-leap-frog near by, "scatter--find Mr. Truett--the man who bossed the
-big ditch, and ask him to come here--right away!"
-
-"Doctor!" exclaimed Grace. "Do tell me what you fear."
-
-"Tell me first about that noise. Is it any louder?"
-
-"Yes. It sounds now like a distant railway train. What does it mean?"
-
-"It means a cyclone. How bad a one, we can't tell until it has passed.
-If it keeps its present course, it will pass north of the crowd, but I
-am afraid it will strike the town."
-
-By this time many of the people had noticed the great cloud in the
-west, and soon the entire assemblage heard a deep, continuous roar.
-Then men, women, and children began to run, for the cloud increased in
-blackness and noise at a terrifying rate, but the Doctor shouted:--
-
-"Stay where you are! Get to the windward of the platform, and wagons
-and horses! Pass the word around--quick! Ah, Mr. Truett! What do you
-see?"
-
-"All sorts of things," said Truett, from behind his field-glasses.
-"Lightning--and tree boughs--and corn-stalks--and boards--and something
-that looks like a roof. Also, oceans of rain. We're in for a soaking
-unless we hurry back to town."
-
-"The soaking's the safer," said the Doctor, adjusting the proffered
-glasses to his own eyes. "Ah, 'tis as I feared: it is tearing its way
-through the town. There goes the court-house roof--and the church
-steeple." Abruptly returning the glasses, the Doctor shouted as the
-great cloud passed rapidly to the northward and rain fell suddenly in
-torrents:--
-
-"Men--only men--hurry to town, and keep close to me when you get
-there." Then he found his horse and buggy and led a wild throng of
-wagons, horsemen, and footmen, behind whom, despite the Doctor's
-warning, came the remaining components of the procession, and up to
-heaven went an appalling chorus of screams, prayers, and curses, for
-the word "cyclone"--the word most dreaded in the West since the Indian
-outbreaks ended--had passed through the crowd.
-
-The outskirts of the town were more than a mile distant, and before
-they were reached, the throng saw that several buildings were burning,
-though the rainfall seemed sufficient to extinguish any ordinary
-conflagration. Philip, who was riding with several other men in a farm
-wagon, saw, when the wagon turned into the main street, that one of
-the burning buildings was his own store. Apparently it had been first
-unroofed and crushed by the storm, for all that remained of it and its
-contents seemed to be in a pit that once was the cellar, and from which
-rose a little flame and a great column of smoke and steam.
-
-"Let's save people first; property afterward!" he replied to the men
-in the wagon when they offered to remain with him and fight the fire.
-Afterward he received for his speech great credit which was utterly
-undeserved, for after an instant of angry surprise at his loss he was
-conscious of a strange, wild elation. A week earlier, such a blow
-would have been a serious reverse--perhaps ruin; now, thanks to his
-long-forgotten mining stock, he was fairly well off and could start
-anew elsewhere, entirely by himself and unhampered by conditions.
-He had tried hard to accept Claybanks as his home for life, and
-thought he had succeeded; but now, through the gloom of the storm,
-the outer world, especially all parts out of the cyclone belt, seemed
-delightfully inviting.
-
-"Where'll we find the people to save?" This question, from a man in the
-wagon, recalled Philip's better self, and he replied quickly:--
-
-"In the path of the storm, and wherever Doctor Taggess is."
-
-It soon became evident that the cyclone path had been quite
-narrow,--not much wider, indeed, than the business street,--but the
-whirling funnel had gone diagonally over the town and thus destroyed or
-injured more than forty houses, the débris of which did much additional
-injury. Philip and the men passed rapidly from house to house along
-the new, rude clearing, and searched the ruins for dead and wounded.
-Fortunately almost all of the inhabitants of the town had taken part
-in the celebration. Those who remained were numerous enough to provide
-many fractures and bruises to be treated by Doctor Taggess and his
-corps of volunteer nurses, but apparently not one in the town had been
-killed outright. To obtain this gratifying assurance required long
-hours of searching far into the night, for some missing persons were
-found far from their homes, and with extraordinary opinions as to how
-their change of location had been effected.
-
-Philip worked as faithfully as any one until all the missing were
-accounted for and all the houseless ones fed and sheltered. Grace had
-given all possible help to many women and children by taking them into
-her own home. At midnight, when husband and wife met for the first time
-since the storm, they reminded each other of what might have happened
-had there been no celebration and they had been in the store and
-unconscious of the impending disaster. Together they looked at their
-own ruins, for which Philip had hired a watchman, so that he might be
-roused if the smouldering fire should gain headway and threaten the
-house.
-
-"It might have been worse," Grace said. "We have a roof to shelter us."
-
-"Yes, and we may select a new roof elsewhere in the world, if we like.
-Perhaps the cyclone was, for us, a blessing in disguise--eh?"
-
-Grace did not answer at once, though her husband longed for a reply in
-keeping with his own feelings. He placed his arm around his wife, drew
-her slowly toward the house, and said:--
-
-"You deserve a better sphere of life than this, dear girl. You know
-well that you would never have accepted this if we had not foolishly
-committed ourselves to it without forethought or knowledge. Your energy
-and sympathy will keep you fairly contented almost anywhere, but you
-shouldn't let them make you unjust to yourself. For my own part, I've
-done no complaining, but my life here has been full of drudgery and
-anxiety. Now it seems as though deliverance had been doubly provided
-for both of us--first by the sale of our mining stock, and to-day
-through the destruction of our principal business interest. We can
-injure no one by going away; if the property reverts to the charities
-which were to be the legatees in case I declined, Caleb will be
-provided for, even if he, too, chooses to leave Claybanks. What shall
-it be--stay, or go? Dear girl, there are tears in your eyes--they are
-saying 'Go!' Let me kiss them away, in token of thanks."
-
-"Tears sometimes tell shocking fibs," said Grace, trying to appear
-cheerful. "I wouldn't trust my eyes, or my tongue, or even my heart
-to decide anything to-night, after such a day. There's but one place
-in the whole world I shall ever care to be, after this, and that is in
-your arms--close to your heart."
-
-"And that is so far away, and so hard to reach!" said Philip,
-forgetting in an instant the day and all pertaining to it.
-
-
-
-
-XXIII--AFTER THE STORM
-
-
-SOON after sunrise on the morning after the cyclone, Claybanks began
-to fill with horror-seekers and rumor-mongers from the outer world;
-but most of the natives were invisible, for they had worked and talked
-far into the night. It seemed to the Somertons that they had not slept
-an hour when they were roused by heavy knocking at the door; then
-they were amazed to find the sun quite high. The man who had done the
-knocking handed Philip a telegram, brought from the railway station, an
-hour distant. It was from New York, and read as follows:--
-
- "Back yesterday. Good as new. English business well
- started. Cyclone in New York papers this morning.
- Please don't abuse the Maker of it. Look out for His
- children. Lightning doesn't strike twice in the same
- place. Do you want anything from here? Answer. If not,
- I start West at once.
-
- "CALEB."
-
-"'Tis evident he hasn't given up his habit of early rising," said
-Philip, as he gave the despatch to his wife. When she had read it,
-Grace said:--
-
-"Dear Caleb! His return is absolutely providential, and his despatch is
-very like him."
-
-"I'm not quite sure of that," Philip replied, shaking his head
-doubtingly, yet smiling under his mustache. "To be entirely like Caleb,
-it should have said that the cyclone was a means of grace."
-
-"I think he distinctly intimates as much, where he refers to the Maker
-of the storm."
-
-"True. Well, he expects an answer, and I will make it exactly as you
-wish."
-
-Grace rubbed her drowsy eyes and instantly became alert. She looked
-inquiringly at her husband, and said:--
-
-"Exactly as I wish? May I write it?"
-
-"May you? What a question! Was there ever a time when your wish was not
-law to me?"
-
-"Never--bless you!--but some laws are hard to bear."
-
-"Not when you make them, sweetheart. Aren't we one? Write the answer."
-
-Grace's eyes became by turns melting, luminous, dancing,--exactly as
-they had been of old, at the rare times when Philip would come home
-from the office with a pleasing surprise,--opera-tickets, perhaps, or
-the promise of an afternoon and night at the seashore, or a moonlight
-trip on the river. They reminded him of the delightful old times of
-which they seemed to promise a renewal, and his heart leaped with joy
-at the hope and belief that the answer Grace would write would break
-the chains that bound her and him to Claybanks. While Grace wrote,
-Philip closed his eyes and imagined himself and his wife spending
-a restful, delightful summer together, far from the heat, dust,
-shabbiness, and dilapidation of their part of the West. Certainly they
-would have earned it, and was not the laborer worthy of his hire?
-
-He was aroused from his dreams by a bit of paper thrust into his hand.
-He opened his eyes and read:--
-
- "Count on me to do as you would in the same
- circumstances. Will reopen for business at once.
- Duplicate in New York your purchases of a few weeks
- ago. Refer to ---- Bank, in which I have a large
- deposit. Then hurry home.
-
- "PHILIP."
-
-Apparently Philip read and re-read the despatch, for he kept his eyes
-upon the paper a long time. When finally he looked from it he saw his
-wife's countenance very pale and strained. He sprang toward her, and
-exclaimed:--
-
-"My dear girl, you are sacrificing yourself!"
-
-"Oh, no, I am not," Grace whispered.
-
-"Then why are you trembling so violently?--why do you look like a
-person in the agony of death?"
-
-"Because--because I fear that I am trying to sacrifice you--dooming you
-for life. The despatch shan't go, for you don't like it. Yet I wrote
-only what I thought was right. All that you inherited from your uncle
-was earned here, from the people who have suffered by the cyclone,
-or must suffer from the troubles that will follow it. 'Twould be
-heartless--really dishonest--to leave them, wouldn't it? Besides, many
-of them like us very much, and have learned to look up to us, after a
-fashion. Perhaps I wrote too hastily; it may not be practicable, but--"
-
-"Trying, at least, will be practicable," said Philip, after a mighty
-effort against himself. "'When in Rome, do as the Romans do;' when with
-an angel, follow the angel's lead. I'll hire some one at once to take
-the despatch to the wire, and then--why, then I'll wonder where to
-reopen for business until the store can be rebuilt."
-
-"Why won't the warehouse answer? And why don't you go at once to the
-city?--'tis only a trip of three or four hours, buy a small assortment
-of groceries and other things most likely to be called for at once, and
-order a larger stock, by wire, from Chicago? Caleb's purchases will
-follow quickly. While you're away I'll manage to get the warehouse into
-some resemblance to a store ready for goods; some men can surely be
-hired, and I'll get Mr. Truett to help devise such makeshifts as are
-necessary. You can be back by to-morrow night, if you start at once."
-
-"Upon my word, dear girl, you talk like a business veteran from
-a cyclone country. If woman's intuitions can yield such business
-telegrams and plans as you've disclosed within ten minutes, I think it
-is time for men to go into retirement."
-
-"Women's intuitions, indeed!" Grace murmured, with an accompaniment
-of closing eyes, yawning, stretching, and other indications of
-insufficient slumber. "I've lain awake most of the night, wondering
-what we ought to do and how to do it."
-
-"And your husband stupidly slept!"
-
-"Not being a woman, he wasn't nervous, and I am very glad of it. As
-for me, I couldn't sleep, so I had to think of something, and I knew
-of nothing better to think of. But before you go to the city let's get
-into the buggy and drive over the course of the storm in our county,
-and see if any one specially needs help."
-
-"And leave the remains of our store smouldering?"
-
-"We can get Mr. Truett to attend to it. Engineers ought to know
-something about keeping fires down."
-
-"I wonder where he is. I thoughtlessly asked him to breakfast with us
-this morning. I hope he's not starving somewhere, in anticipation. I
-hope, also, that we've enough food material in the house to last a
-day or two; we've the ice-house and warehouse to fall back upon for
-meats. By the way, isn't it fortunate that I adopted Uncle Jethro's
-habit of keeping most of the store cash on my person? Otherwise we'd be
-penniless until the safe could be got from the ruins, and cooled and
-opened."
-
-While Grace was preparing breakfast Philip hurried about to learn
-whether any additional casualties of the storm had been reported, and
-he soon encountered the young engineer, who looked as cheerful as if
-cyclones were to be reckoned among blessings.
-
-"I've been out on horseback since daylight," said he, "and everything
-is lovely."
-
-"There's some ground for difference of opinion," replied Philip,
-looking at the damaged court-house and church.
-
-"I meant at the ditch and the swamps," the young man explained hastily.
-"In spite of the great rainfall yesterday, the ditch did not overflow,
-nor is there any standing water in the swamps. That isn't all; enough
-trees have been knocked down, within three or four miles of town, to
-make a block pavement for the main street--perhaps enough to pave
-the road from here to the railway, so that full wagon-loads could be
-hauled all winter long. But there's still more: the creek has been
-accidentally dammed, a mile or two from town, by a bridge that the
-cyclone took from its place and set up on edge in the stream. A little
-work there, at once, would prepare a head for the water-power which I'm
-told the town has been palavering about for years, and if you don't
-want water-power, 'twould supply plenty of good water to be piped to
-town, to replace the foul stuff from wells that have been polluted by
-drainage. Doctor Taggess says some of the wells are to blame for many
-of the troubles charged to malaria."
-
-"Harold Truett," said Philip, "do have mercy upon us! We'll yet
-hear of you engineers trying to get the inhabitants of a cemetery
-interested in some of your enterprises. Block pavements, indeed!--and
-water-power!--and a reservoir!--and pipe-service!--all this to a man
-whose principal lot of worldly goods is still burning, and in a town
-not yet a full day past a cyclone!"
-
-"Oh, the town's all right," said Truett, confidently. "At least, the
-people are. Already they're making the best of it and trying to make
-repairs, and wondering to one another, in true Western fashion, if the
-disaster won't make the town widely talked of, and give it a boom."
-
-"They are, eh? Well, I shan't allow the procession to get ahead of
-me. Do you wish to superintend the transforming of my warehouse into
-a temporary store, while I hurry away to buy goods? Mrs. Somerton
-can tell you what we need. You may also see that the fire which is
-consuming the remains of the old store is kept down or put out. I think
-the two jobs will keep you very busy."
-
-"Quite likely, but I wish you'd keep that block pavement and
-water-power and reservoir in mind, and speak to people about them. A
-town is like a man: if it must make a new start, it might as well start
-right, and for all it is worth."
-
-"Bless me! You've been here less than two months, yet you talk like a
-rabid Westerner! Do you chance to know just when and where you caught
-the fever?"
-
-"Oh, yes," replied the young man, with a laugh. "I got it in New York,
-while listening to your man, Caleb Wright. I couldn't help it. I forgot
-to say that now ought to be the time to coax a practical brick-maker
-to town, and show what the banks of clay are really good for. Do it
-before the state newspapers stop sending men down here to write about
-the cyclone, and you'll get a lot of free advertising. And a railway
-company ought to be persuaded to push a spur down here; they would do
-it if you had water-power and any mills to use it."
-
-"Anything else? Are all engineers like you?--contriving to turn nothing
-into something?"
-
-"They ought to be. That's what they were made for. So were other
-people, though some of them seem slow to understand it. I wish
-you'd appoint me a reception committee to talk to all newspaper
-correspondents that come down to write up the horrors. If you'll tell
-your fellow-citizens to refer all such chaps to me, I'll engage to
-have the town's natural resources exploited in fine style."
-
-Philip promised, and an hour later when he and Grace were driving
-rapidly over one of the county roads, Philip said that if Miss Truett
-were of like temperament to her brother, it was not strange that she
-was head of a large department. Still, Philip thought it strange that
-a young man of so much energy and perceptive power should see anything
-promising in Claybanks.
-
-"'Tis all because of Caleb," Grace replied confidently. "Mr. Truett
-says that Caleb was quite voluble about the defects of the country, but
-his truthfulness was fascinating through its uniqueness."
-
-"H'm! 'Tis evident that Caleb was the cause of Truett coming here, so
-the town is still more deeply in debt to Caleb, who, poor chap, will
-return to miss everything that he left behind him in his room, and even
-the roof that sheltered him."
-
-"And he was so attached to his belongings, too!" Grace said. "Do invite
-him, by wire, to regard our home as his own; he is not the kind of man
-to abuse the invitation, and I'm sure he will appreciate it."
-
-Within six hours Philip had seen all of his own customers who had
-been in the track of the storm, he had asked if there was anything in
-particular he could bring them from the city, and assured them that if
-they did not make free use of him, they would have only themselves to
-blame. Naturally, he did not neglect to say that within a week he would
-have on sale as large an assortment of goods as usual, and one with no
-"dead stock" in it. Before nightfall, he was in the nearest small city,
-and purchasing at a rate that made the dealers glad, and he was also
-ordering freely by wire from Chicago houses that had sold to Jethro
-Somerton for years, and who felt assured that no mere cyclone and fire
-could lessen the Somerton power to pay. Twenty-four hours later he
-was at home, congratulating his wife and Truett on the transformation
-of the dingy warehouse into a light, clean-appearing room, thanks to
-hundreds of yards of sheeting that had been tacked overhead in lieu of
-ceiling, and also to the walls. Counters had been extemporized, and
-shelving was going up. Some of the contents of the old store had been
-saved, and the remainder was being drenched by a bucket brigade, under
-the direction of Truett, who reported that he had had no trouble in
-securing workmen, for Mrs. Somerton had asked them as a special favor
-to her, and they had tumbled over one another in their eagerness to
-respond. As to himself, he had found time to draw exterior and interior
-plans for a new store to be erected on the old foundations, and he
-begged permission to begin work as soon as the ruins were cool; for,
-said he, "Lumber and labor will never be cheaper here than they are
-now."
-
-"As I remarked before I left, you're a rabid Westerner," Philip said,
-in admiration of the young man's enthusiasm.
-
-"Give it any name you like," was the reply, "though I'm suggesting only
-what any Eastern man would do. Besides, I'd like to see everything well
-started or arranged before Caleb can reach here."
-
-"You seem to have become remarkably fond of Caleb on very short
-acquaintance," said Philip.
-
-"I have," was the reply, "and since I've learned that he was sent East
-principally to regain his health, I'd like, in justice to both you and
-him, that he should find nothing to give him a setback. That's only
-fair, isn't it?"
-
-"'Tis more than fair. 'Tis very hearty, and greatly to your credit."
-
-"Oh, well; put it that way, if you like."
-
-Philip's goods began to arrive a day later, in farm wagons, moving
-almost in procession to and from Claybanks and the railway town, and
-several men worked at unpacking them, while Philip and Grace arranged
-them on the shelves and under the counters. When Saturday night ended
-the fourth day, the merchant and his wife were fit to enjoy a day of
-rest on Sunday. Sunday morning came, and while Philip and Grace were
-leisurely preparing their breakfast, there was a knock at the door.
-Philip opened it, and shouted:--
-
-"Grace!"
-
-Grace hurried from the kitchen, embraced a lady whom she saw, and
-exclaimed:--
-
-"Mary Truett!"
-
-"Mrs. Wright, if you please," replied the lady.
-
-"I beg a thousand pardons!" Grace gasped. She soon recovered herself
-and looked very roguish as she continued, "Won't you kindly introduce
-me to the distinguished-looking stranger beside you?"
-
-Then Caleb pushed his hat to the back of his head, slapped his leg
-noisily, and exclaimed:--
-
-"Distinguished--looking--stranger! Hooray!"
-
-
-
-
-XXIV--HOW IT CAME ABOUT
-
-
-"NOW, Caleb," said Philip, after the four had been seated at the
-breakfast table so long that most of the food had disappeared, "tell us
-all about it. Don't leave out anything."
-
-"All right," said Caleb, after emptying his coffee-cup. "I'll begin at
-the beginning. I don't s'pose 'tis necessary to tell any of you that
-New York is a mighty big city, an' London is another, so--"
-
-"New York savors of business, and so does London," said Philip, "and as
-this is Sunday, I must decline to hear a word about worldly things. I'm
-amazed that so orthodox a man as you should think of such matters on
-Sunday."
-
-"Tell him, Caleb," Grace added, "and tell me also, about something
-heavenly--something angelic, at least--something resembling a special
-mercy, or a means of grace." As she spoke, she looked so significantly
-at Mary, that Caleb could no longer pretend to misunderstand.
-
-"Well," said he, "as I came back double when you expected only to see
-me single, I s'pose a word or two of explanation would only be fair to
-all concerned. You see, before I started for London I felt pretty well
-acquainted with Mary, for I'd been in New York two or three weeks. That
-mightn't seem a long time, to some, in which to form an acquaintance
-that will last through life an' eternity, but such things depend a lot
-on the person who's doin' 'em, an', as you know, my principal business
-for years has been to study human nature in general, an' particularly
-whatever specimen of it is nearest at hand. In New York it had come to
-be as natural as breathin', an' mighty interestin' too, especially when
-the person's p'ints were first-rate, an' I had reason to believe that I
-was bein' studied at the same time by somebody who had a knack at the
-business an' didn't have any reason to mean harm to me."
-
-"Any one--any New Yorker, at least,--would have found Caleb an
-interesting subject,--don't you think so?" said Mary, with a shy look
-of inquiry.
-
-"I'm very sure that Philip and I did," Grace replied.
-
-"Well, 'twas all of Mrs. Somerton's doin', for she gave me a letter
-of introduction to Miss Mary Truett: the Lord reward her accordin' to
-her works, as the Apostle Paul said about Alexander the Coppersmith.
-I carried a lot of other letters, you'll remember, and every one to
-whom they were given was quite polite an' obligin'; but business is
-business, so as soon as the business was done, they were done with me.
-But Mary wasn't."
-
-"She wasn't allowed to be," Mary whispered.
-
-"I reckon that's so," Caleb admitted; "for somehow I kept wantin' to
-hear the sound of her voice just once more--just to see what there was
-about it that made it so different from other voices, so I kept makin'
-business excuses that I thought were pretty clever an' reasonable-like,
-an' she was always good-natured enough to take 'em as they were meant."
-
-"What else could she do?" asked Mary, with an appealing look. "The
-rules against personal acquaintances dropping into the store to chat
-were quite strict, and applied to heads of departments as well as to
-other employees. Caleb's plausible manner deceived no one, but he was
-so odd, at first, and so entertaining, that every one in authority in
-the store quickly learned to like him, and were glad to see him come
-in. They would make excuses to saunter near us, and listen to the
-conversation, and whenever he went out, some of them remained to tease
-me. They saw through him before I did, and made so much of what they
-saw that, in the course of time, I had to work hard to rally myself
-whenever I saw Caleb approaching."
-
-"She did it splendidly, too," said Caleb. "In a little while I got so
-that my eye could catch her the minute I found myself inside the store,
-no matter how many people were between us, yet I'm middlin' short, as
-you know, an' she isn't tall. She'd be talkin' business, as sober as
-a judge, with somebody, but by the time I got pretty nigh, her face
-would look like a lot o' Mrs. Somerton's pet flowers--red roses, an'
-white roses, an' a couple o' rich pansies between, an' around 'em all
-a great tangle o' gold thread to keep 'em from gettin' away."
-
-"Caleb!" exclaimed Mary. "Your friends want only facts."
-
-"I'm sure he's giving us nothing else," Grace said, looking admiringly
-at Mary, while Philip added:--
-
-"He's doing it very nicely, too. Bravo, Caleb! Go on."
-
-"Well, she was kind o' curious about the West, like a good many other
-New Yorkers who hadn't ever been away from home, and one day she asked
-me if there was any chance out here for a young man who was a civil
-engineer and landscape architect. She said so much about the young
-man's smartness an' willingness, an' pluck, an' good nature, that
-all of a sudden I found myself kind o' hatin' that young man, an' it
-didn't take me long to find out why, an' when I saw that the trouble
-was that I was downright jealous of him, I said to myself, 'Caleb,
-you're an old fool,' an' I put in some good hard prayin' right then
-an' there. Suddenly she explained that the young man was her brother,
-an'--well, I reckon there never was a prayer bitten off shorter an'
-quicker than that prayer was. She wished he could meet me, an' I said
-that any brother o' hers could command me at any time an' anywhere, so
-we fixed it that I should call at their house that very evenin'. Well,
-I liked his looks an' his p'ints in general, an' he asked no end o' the
-right kind o' questions, an' she helped him. I told 'em ev'rythin',
-good an' bad--specially the latter--malaria, scattered population,
-bad roads, poor farming, poor clothes, scarcity of ready cash, all
-the houses small an' shabby; for up to that time it seemed to me that
-everybody in New York lived in a palace an' wore Sunday clothes ev'ry
-day of the week; afterwards I went about with some city missionaries
-an' policemen, an' came to the conclusion that the poorest man in this
-town an' county is rich, compared with more than half of the people in
-New York. But that's gettin' over the fence an' into another field.
-Her brother was so interested that nothin' would do but that I should
-go back an' take supper with 'em next evenin' an' continue the talk.
-Well, 'Barkis was willin',' as a chap in one of your circulatin'
-library books said. Pity that library's burned; I'll put up half the
-expense of a new one, for if ever there was a means of grace--"
-
-"It shall be replaced," said Philip, "but--one means of grace at a
-time. Do go back to the original story."
-
-"Oh! Well, the next day happened to be the one in which I met my old
-army chum, Jim, who reconstructed me in the way I wrote you about. One
-consequence of Jim's over-haulin' was that when I got to their house
-an' walked into their parlor, they didn't know me from Adam; both of
-'em stood there, like a couple o' stuck pigs."
-
-"What an elegant expression!" exclaimed Mary.
-
-"You don't say that as if you b'lieved it over an' above hard, my dear,
-but I do assure you that the expression means a lot to Western people.
-Pretty soon her brother came to himself an' asked what had happened,
-an' I said, 'Oh, nothin', except that when I'm in Turkey, an' likely to
-stay awhile, I try to do as the turkeys do.' Well, things kept goin'
-on, about that way, for some days, an' between thinkin' 'twas time
-for that corn-meal to come, an' wishin' that it wasn't, an' wishin' a
-lot of other things, I was in quite a state o' mind for a while, an'
-self-examination didn't help me much.
-
-"All the time there kep' runnin' in my mind an old sayin' that your
-Uncle Jethro was mighty fond of--'There's only one hoss in the world,'
-an' the most I could do to keep from bein' a plumb fool was to remind
-myself that that sort of a hoss had some rights of its own that
-ought to be respected. I showed off my own good p'ints as well as I
-could, an' I coaxed Mary to go about with me considerable, because
-Mrs. Somerton had told me that her judgment and taste were remarkably
-good,--that's the excuse I made,--an' we talked about a lot o' things,
-an' found we didn't disagree about much. I accidentally let out what I
-was goin' to England for, an' she got powerful interested in it, for
-she'd read an' heard lots about the way the poorest English live in big
-cities, so she thought I was really goin' on missionary work, an' she
-said she would almost be willing to be a man if she could have such a
-job.
-
-"She looked so splendid when she said it that I felt plumb
-electrified--felt just as if a new nerve had suddenly been put into me
-some way, so I made bold to say that she'd do that sort o' work far
-better as a woman, an' that there was a way for her to do it, too, if
-she was willin', an' if her minister would say a few words appropriate
-to that kind of arrangement."
-
-"That is exactly the way he spoke," said Mary, "and as coolly as if he
-wasn't saying anything of special importance."
-
-"Caleb's mind is sometimes in the clouds," Grace said, "where
-everything for the time being appears just as it should be."
-
-"That must be so, I reckon, Mrs. Somerton," said Caleb, "seein' that
-you say it; but I want to remark that if I was in the clouds that day,
-I got out of 'em mighty quick, an' down to earth, an' mebbe a mighty
-sight lower; for Mary suddenly turned very white, an' right away I felt
-as if Judgment Day had come, an' I'd been roped off among the goats.
-But all of a sudden she turned rosy, an' said, very gentle-like an'
-sweet, ''Tis a long way to London, an' you might change your mind on
-the way.' Said I, ''Tis longer to eternity, but I'll be of the same
-mind till then, an' after, too.' She was kind o' skittish for a while
-after that, but she didn't do any kickin', which I took for a good
-sign."
-
-"Kicking, indeed!" said Mary, studying the decoration of her
-coffee-cup. "Breathing was all the poor thing dared hope to do."
-
-"Well, at last she said she thought it might be better for me to go
-alone, so both of us could have a fair chance to think it over, an' I
-said that I wouldn't presume to doubt the good sense of whatever she
-thought, an' that her will was law to me, an' would go on bein' so as
-long as she would let it. Just then the corn-meal came, an' I went.
-After I got fairly started on the trip, I found myself feelin' kind o'
-glad she wasn't with me. As we've just been eatin' breakfast, I won't
-go into particulars; but after I got over bein' seasick, I felt as well
-an' strong as a giant, an' I ran a private prayer an' praise meetin'
-all the way across. At first I was sorry that I hadn't asked her for
-her picture to take along, but I soon found that I had one--had it in
-both eyes, day an' night, an' all the time I was in London, too, an'
-the more I looked at it, the more I wanted to see the original again.
-
-"This bein' Sunday, I won't say anythin' more about the business than
-that I got it started well, didn't slight it, an' left it in good
-hands. Gettin' back to the United States appeared to take a year; I
-used to look at as much as a passenger could see of the engine, an'
-wish I could put my heart into it to make it work faster. One day we
-reached New York about sundown, an' I s'pose I needn't say whose house
-I made for at once, with my heart in my mouth. 'Twasn't hard to make
-out that she wasn't a bit sorry to see me, so my heart got out of my
-mouth at once, an' gave my tongue a change. She asked about my trip,
-an' told me about her letter to you about her brother, an' about your
-kind invitation to him, an' how busy he already was in Claybanks, an'
-she was able to tell me a lot about both of you, all of which I was
-mighty glad to hear, but after a while there came a kind o' silent
-spell, so I said:--
-
-"Speakin' about thinkin' it over, I've been doin' nothin' else, an' I
-haven't changed my mind. How is it with you?' She didn't say anythin',
-for about a million hours, it seemed to me, but at last she put out
-both of her hands, kind o' slow-like, but put 'em out all the same,
-bless her; so I--"
-
-"Caleb," exclaimed Mrs. Wright, severely.
-
-"We understand," said Philip, "having had a similar experience a few
-years ago;" and Grace said:--
-
-"Blushes are very becoming to you, Caleb."
-
-"Thank you--very much. But how do you s'pose I felt next mornin' after
-wakin' up with the feelin' that this world was Paradise, an' that it
-couldn't be true that there were such things as sin an' sorrow an'
-trouble, an' then seein' the whole front of my mornin' paper covered
-with the Claybanks cyclone, an' nothin' to tell who was killed an' who
-was spared! 'Twas nigh on to seven o'clock when I saw the news, an'
-for a few minutes I did the hardest, fastest thinkin' I ever did in my
-life. I sent you a despatch, hopin' that you were among the saved, an'
-by eight o'clock I was at Mary's house. She'd seen the paper, so she
-wasn't surprised to see me. She was just startin' for the store, so I
-walked along with her, an' I said:--
-
-"It couldn't have come at a more awful time, so far as my feelin's are
-concerned, but the Claybanks people are my own people, after a fashion,
-an' some of 'em need me--that is, they'll get along better if they have
-me to talk to for a while. Will you forgive me if I hurry out to them?
-You won't think me neglectful, or less loving than I've promised to be,
-will you?' Then what did that blessed woman do but quote Scripture at
-me--'Whither thou goest I will go, an' where thou lodgest I will lodge,
-and thy people shall be my people.' 'Twas a moment or two before I took
-it all in; then I said, to make sure that I wasn't dreamin', 'Do you
-mean that you'll marry me--to-day--an' go out to Claybanks with me by
-this evenin's train?' An' she said, 'Could I have said it plainer?' By
-that time we were in a hoss-car, so I couldn't--"
-
-"Caleb!" again exclaimed Mrs. Wright, warningly.
-
-"All right, my dear; I won't say it. I didn't know, until afterward,
-that Mrs. Somerton had been fillin' Mary up with letters about me an'
-my supposed doin's for some of the folks out here. I don't doubt that
-those stories were powerful influential in bringin' things to a head.
-Well, while she went to the store to give notice to quit, an' to have a
-fuss, perhaps, all on my account, I went to a newspaper office to find
-out if any more news had come since daylight began. I wanted to know
-the worst, whatever it was, an' when they told me that nobody was dead,
-so far as could be learned, I wanted to wipe up part of the floor of
-that newspaper office with my knees, an' I didn't care a continental
-who might see me do it, either.
-
-"Then I went down to her store, an' got a word with her, though she was
-rattlin' busy. Queer, though, how sharp-eyed some of those New Yorkers
-are. Mary hadn't had a bit of trouble. The firm wasn't surprised when
-she began to make her little statement--they said they'd seen, a month
-or two before, how matters were likely to go, so they'd selected her
-successor, sorry though they were at the idea of losing her. They
-hadn't supposed the notice to quit would be so sudden, but after they
-compared notes about the front page of a mornin' paper they agreed that
-they'd be likely to lose Mary as soon as I struck New York. I s'posed
-men as busy as the owners of such a business would have forgotten
-the name of Claybanks, if they'd ever heard it, an' I wouldn't have
-supposed that they'd ever have heard anythin' about me; but bless you,
-they knew it all, an' they took Mary's words out of her mouth, as soon
-as she explained that a dear friend who had just arrived from Europe
-needed her companionship and assistance in a trip to the West. 'We hope
-Mr. Wright isn't ill,' said one of the partners, an' the other said,
-'We greatly hope so, for we learn from the Commercial Agency that he
-is really as prominent and useful a man as there is in his county.'
-Think o' that,--not that the Agency, whatever it is, was right, but
-think of me bein' on record in any way in New York, an' of those old
-chaps havin' known all about Mary an' me! It's plain enough that New
-York folks are as keen-eyed as the best, an' that they've got one thing
-that we Westerners don't know a single thing about, an' that's system.
-
-"But I'm strayin' again. At the store I arranged with her that we
-should be married at her church at four o'clock that afternoon. Soon
-after leavin' the store I got your despatch, which I didn't doubt had
-already been read up in heaven--bless you both! It didn't take more
-than two hours to duplicate the orders of a few weeks before; then I
-went to her house, for the last time, an' she was already dressed for
-the weddin'--dressed just as she is now. There were a couple of hours
-to spare, an' as I'd ordered our railroad tickets, I improved the time
-by tryin' to persuade her relatives, who had been called in on short
-notice, that she was goin' to be in safe hands. But there wasn't a
-chance to talk more'n two minutes at a time, for the door-bell kept
-ringin', an' messengers kept comin' in with flowers an' presents,
-most of 'em from people at the store. There's two trunks full of 'em,
-comin' along by express. Of course we were goin' to have a quiet
-weddin'--nobody invited to the church but her fam'ly an' two or three
-of her relatives, an' my old army chum Jim; but when we got there, a
-whole lot of folks were inside the church, an' when we started out
-after the ceremony they crowded to the aisle, an' some threw flowers
-in it, an' then for the first time the dear little woman learned that
-the store people had turned out in force, the proprietors among 'em,
-an' all the women kissed the bride, an' a lot of 'em cried, an'--oh,
-nobody ever saw such goin's on at any weddin' in the Claybanks church.
-An'--to wind up the story--here we are, ready for business, when Monday
-comes. I telegraphed Black Sam to find an empty house for us somewhere,
-knowin' that my old room was gone, an'--"
-
-"You're to live with us," said Philip. "You know we've room to spare,
-and I know that my wife will be delighted to have your wife with her."
-
-"Thank you, Philip. Mrs. Somerton's taste in women is as correct as in
-everythin' else."
-
-"But doesn't your brother know?" asked Grace of Mary.
-
-"No," was the reply. "Some things are easier told than written.
-Besides, he's the dearest brother in the world, and thinks whatever I
-do is right. How I long to see him!"
-
-"I'll find him at once," said Philip, rising. "'Twas very thoughtless
-of me to have neglected him so long, but between astonishment and
-delight I--"
-
-"You won't have far to look," said Caleb, who had moved toward the
-window. "Mary, come here, please--stand right beside me--close--to
-protect me in case he offers to knock me down."
-
-Philip opened the door, and Truett said:--
-
-"I've just heard that Caleb came over from the railway station this
-morning. Has he--oh, Mary! Just as I might have expected, if I hadn't
-been too busy to think."
-
-"You don't act as if you had any ill feelin' toward me," said Caleb,
-as Truett, after much affectionate demonstration toward his sister,
-greeted his brother-in-law warmly.
-
-"Ill feeling? I'm delighted--quite as much delighted as surprised. I
-saw how 'twould be before you sailed, for my sister has always been
-transparent to me. As to you, any one who saw you in Mary's presence
-could see what was on your mind. That was why I came out here. There
-were other places I might have selected for my own purposes, but when I
-saw how matters were going, I was determined that the town in which my
-sister was to live, in the course of time, shouldn't be malarious and
-shabby and slow if I could do anything to better it."
-
-"Aha!" said Philip, with the manner of a man upon whom a new light had
-suddenly shone. "Now I understand your rage for local improvements, and
-your Western fever in all its phases."
-
-"Could I have had better cause?"
-
-Philip looked admiringly at Mary, and answered:--
-
-"No."
-
-The table was cleared by so many hands that they were in the way of one
-another; then the quintet adjourned to the windward side of the house,
-under the vine-clad arbor, and began to exchange questions. Suddenly
-Grace said:--
-
-"There's something new and strange about Caleb--something besides his
-change of appearance and his happiness, and I can't discover what it
-is."
-
-"Perhaps," said Mary, with a mischievous twinkle in her eyes, "'tis his
-grammar."
-
-Caleb's eyes expressed solicitude as they turned toward Grace, and
-they indicated great sense of relief when Grace clapped her hands and
-exclaimed:--
-
-"That is it!"
-
-"Well," said Caleb, "it does me good to know that the change is big
-enough to see, for it's taken a powerful lot o' work. I used to be at
-the head of the grammar class when I was a boy at school, but 'Evil
-communications corrupt good manners,' as the Bible says, an' I've
-been hearin' the language twisted ev'ry which way ever since I left
-school. I never noticed that anythin' was wrong till I got into some
-long talks with Mary, an' even then I didn't suppose that 'twas my
-manner o' speech that once in a while made her twitch as if a skeeter
-had suddenly made himself too familiar. One evenin'--I didn't know
-till afterwards that she'd had an extra hard day at the store, an' had
-brought a nervous headache home with her--she gave an awful twitch
-while I was talkin', an' then she whispered 'Them!' to herself, an'
-looked as disapprovin' as a minister at a street-fight. Then all of a
-sudden my bad grammar came before my eyes, as awful as conviction to a
-sinner. But I was tryin' to set my best foot forward, so I went on:--
-
-"'I said "them" for "those" just now, perhaps you noticed?'
-
-"'I believe I did,' said she.
-
-"'Well,' said I, 'that word was pounded into me so hard at school one
-day that I've never been able to get rid of it. You see, I was the
-teacher's favorite, after a fashion, because it was known that I was
-expectin' to study for the ministry, so the teacher kept remindin'
-me that grammar was made to practise as well as recite, an' 'twasn't
-of any use to use the language correctly in the class if I was goin'
-to smash it an' trample on the pieces on the playground. I took the
-warnin' an' one day, when four of us boys were havin' a game of
-long-taw at recess I said somethin' about "those" marbles. One of the
-boys jumped as if he had been shot, and when he came down he rolled
-back his lips an' said "Those!" kind o' contemptuous-like, an' another
-snickered "Those!" an' the other growled "Those!" an' then the first
-one said, "Fellers, Preachy's puttin' on airs; let's knock 'em out of
-him," an' then all of 'em jumped on me an' pounded me until the bell
-rang us in from recess, an' from that time to this I've stuck to "them"
-like a penitent to the precious promises.'
-
-"Well, she had a laugh over that; she said afterward that it cured her
-headache, but after quietin' down she said, lookin' out o' the side o'
-her face kind o' teasin'-like, an' also mighty bewitchin':--
-
-"'What did the boys do to make you say "ain't" for "haven't"?'
-
-"Then I was stuck, an' laughed at myself as the best way of turnin'
-it off, but for the rest of the evenin' I was chasin' the old grammar
-back through about twenty years of army talk an' store talk, an' 'twas
-harder than a dog nosin' a rabbit through a lot full o' blackberry
-patches, an' I reckon I lost the scent a good many times. I stayed in
-the city that night, so as to get into a bookstore an' a grammar book
-early next mornin', an' I dived into that book ev'ry chance I got, in
-the hoss-cars an' ev'rywhere else, an' when I was on the ocean an'
-not sayin' my prayers, nor readin' the Bible, I was doin' only three
-things, an' generally doin' all of 'em at once,--thinkin' of Mary,
-keepin' my head an' shoulders up as my old soldier-chum Jim had made me
-promise to do, an' puttin' Claybanks English into decent grammatical
-shape. I tried to stop droppin' my 'g's' too, for she seemed to think
-they deserved a fightin' chance o' life, even if they did come in only
-on the tail-ends of words; I'd have got along fairly well at it, if it
-hadn't been for the English people, but some of them seem to hate a
-'g' at the end of a word as bad as if it was an 'h' at the beginnin',
-which is sayin' a good deal. But see here, isn't it most church time? I
-s'pose the sooner I take up my cross, the less I'll dread it."
-
-"Caleb," exclaimed Grace, in genuine surprise, "it can't be possible
-that you've been backsliding, and learning to dislike religious
-services?"
-
-"Oh, no," Caleb replied, looking quizzically at his wife; "but you're
-the only old acquaintances I've met since I was married, an' at church
-I'll meet two or three hundred, an' Claybanks people don't often have
-any one new to look at an' talk about, an' any surprise of that kind is
-likely to hit most of 'em powerful hard."
-
-"Go very early," Grace suggested, "and sit as far front as possible.
-Philip and I will break the news to the minister before he reaches the
-church, and we'll stand outside and tell the people as they arrive, so
-that they can collect their wits and manners by the time the service
-ends."
-
-"That'll be a great help," said Caleb. Then he drew Grace aside and
-whispered with a look that was pathetic in its appeal: "Try to make her
-understand, won't you, that our folks are a good deal nicer than they
-look? You went through it alone, a few months ago. I saw your face, an'
-my heart ached for you, but to-day I'm tremblin' for Mary. What do you
-s'pose she'll think after she's looked around?"
-
-"About what I myself did," Grace replied. "I thought, 'I've my
-husband,' and from that moment Philip was far dearer to me than he had
-been."
-
-"Is that so? Glory! Mary, put on your bonnet. Let's be off for church."
-
-
-
-
-XXV--LOOKING AHEAD
-
-
-"WELL, Philip," said Caleb, as the two men met on the piazza before
-sunrise Monday morning, "as Sunday's gone an' as there's no one here
-but you an' I, let's talk business a little bit. You mustn't think that
-my having taken a wife is going to make me an extra drag on you, an'
-right after a cyclone, too. My salary's enough to support two on the
-best that Claybanks can provide, an' if you're hard pushed, I can get
-along without drawin' anythin' for a year, for I've always kept a few
-hundred ahead against a time when I might break down entirely. I've
-told Mary how your wife's been in the store a great part of the time,
-an' there's nothin' that Mary'd like better than to do the same thing,
-if agreeable to you an' Mrs. Somerton. She's had practical trainin' at
-it, you know."
-
-"She'll be worth her weight in gold to us," Philip replied, "for
-I foresee a busy future, about which I've much to say to you. The
-cyclone, instead of depressing the people, seems to have nerved them
-to new hope, for the town has received much free advertising; a lot
-of city newspapers sent men down here to describe the horrors of
-the affair, and as there were no actual horrors, and the men wanted
-something of which to make stories, that brother-in-law of yours, who
-is about as quick-witted a young chap as I ever met, filled their heads
-with the natural resources of Claybanks,--rich soil, drained swamps,
-plenty of valuable commercial timber, water-power available at short
-notice, whenever manufacturers might demand it, and, of course, the
-great deposit of brick clay from which the town got its name. I predict
-that there will be a lot of chances to make money outside of the store,
-so the more help we can have in the store, the better. By the way,
-I wonder what Truett has been up to this morning. I heard hammering
-awhile ago, in the direction of the warehouse. Ah! I remember--putting
-up the old sign over the door--uncle's old sign; it was carried about
-a mile from town by the cyclone and brought back by a man who thought,
-and very correctly, that I'd like to preserve it. Let's go around a
-moment and see how it looks, and remind ourselves of old times."
-
-As they reached the front of the warehouse, Caleb lost the end of a
-partly uttered sentence, for over the old sign he saw a long board on
-which was painted, in large, black letters:--
-
- SOMERTON & WRIGHT,
-
- SUCCESSORS TO
-
-"Who did that?" Caleb gasped.
-
-"Truett," Philip replied. "He did it by special request, and I'm afraid
-he worked a little on Sunday, but Mrs. Somerton and I thought it a work
-of necessity. You see," Philip continued, in a matter-of-fact manner,
-and ignoring Caleb's astonished look, "by the terms of Uncle Jethro's
-will I was to provide for you for life and to your own satisfaction,
-and 'tis quite as easy to do it this way as on the salary basis.
-Besides, 'twill put those benevolent societies out of their misery,
-and put an end to their questions, every two or three months, as to
-the likelihood of the property reverting to them. You'll have me in
-your power as to terms, but I know you'll do nothing unfair. Let's have
-articles of co-partnership drawn up, on the basis of equal division of
-profits in the entire business--store, farms, houses, etc. I wrote you
-of the lump of money I got for my father's old mining stock. That, of
-course, is my own; but if the firm runs short of ready cash at any time
-I will lend to it at the legal rate of interest, so nothing but a very
-bad crop year can cripple us. Besides, I shall want to operate a little
-on the outside, so the store will need an additional manager who shall
-also be an owner--not a clerk, as you've insisted on being."
-
-"But, Philip," said Caleb, who had collapsed on an empty box in front
-of the store, "I've never had any experience as a boss."
-
-"Nor as a married man, either," Philip replied, "yet you've suddenly
-taken to the part quite naturally and creditably! The main facts are
-these: I'm satisfied that the past success of the store business has
-been due quite as much to you as to Uncle Jethro, and all the people
-agree with me. I couldn't possibly get along without you, nor feel
-honest if I continued to take more than half of the proceeds. Why not
-go tell the story to your wife, as an eye-opener? I think it might give
-her a good appetite for breakfast, and improve her opinion of Claybanks
-and the general outlook. It might cheer her farther to be told that her
-brother is the right man in the right place, and bids fair to become
-the busiest man in the county."
-
-"I'll tell her, an' I don't doubt that 'twill set her up amazingly.
-But, Philip--" here Caleb looked embarrassed, "you haven't--don't you
-think you could make out to say somethin' to me about her?"
-
-"You dear old chap,--'young chap' would be the proper
-expression,--where are your eyes, that you haven't seen me admiring her
-ever since you brought her to us yesterday morning? She's a beauty with
-a lot of soul, and she's a wonderfully clever, charming woman besides,
-and I never saw a bride who seemed deeper in love. I can't ever thank
-you enough for finding such capital company for my wife. I expected to
-be impressed, for Grace has raved about her ever since you first wrote
-of meeting her, but Grace left much untold."
-
-"I was afraid you might think she took up with me too easily," said
-Caleb; "but when, after we were married, I told her I never would
-forgive myself if I did not make her life very happy, she said she
-had no fears for the future, and that I mustn't think she took me
-only on my own say-so, for she'd had a lot of letters from your wife
-about me, all to the effect that I was the honestest, kindliest, most
-thoughtful, most unselfish man in the world, except you. Mary had great
-confidence in the judgment of your wife, whom she remembered as a very
-discreet young woman and a good judge of human nature. Her brother,
-too, unloaded on her a lot of complimentary things that he'd managed to
-pick up out here about me. Now, as a married man, an' a good friend of
-mine, what do you honestly think of my future?"
-
-"Nothing but what is good. You've still half of your life before you,
-and if you're really rid of malaria, and if that Confederate bullet
-will cease troubling you, you ought to tread on air and live on
-sunshine for the remainder of your days."
-
-"Speakin' of bullets," said Caleb, tugging at one end of a double
-watch-chain, and extracting from his pocket something which resembled
-a battered button, "how's that, for the wicked ceasin' from troublin'
-an' the weary bein' at rest? For my first two or three days at sea I
-couldn't see any good in sea-sickness, except perhaps that it had a
-tendency to make a man willin' to die, an' even that view of it didn't
-appeal very strongly to me, circumstances bein' what they were. One day
-when I was racked almost to death, I felt an awful stitch in my side. I
-was weak an' scared enough to b'lieve almost anythin' awful, so I made
-up my mind that I must have broken a rib durin' my struggles with my
-interior department, an' that the free end of it was tryin' to punch
-its way through to daylight. So I sent for the ship's surgeon, an' he,
-after fussin' over me two or three minutes, and doin' a little job of
-carvin', brought us face to face--I an' my old acquaintance from the
-South. I was so glad that I could 'a' hugged the Johnny Reb that fired
-that bullet, an' I never was seasick after that. But that's enough
-about me. Tell me somethin' about business. Do you think the cyclone
-has hurt you a lot, for the present?"
-
-"It destroyed the store and its contents, and I don't expect to get
-any insurance, but I haven't lost any customers. On the other hand,
-some farmers are so sorry for me, I being the only merchant that was
-entirely cleaned out, that they are going to trade with us next year.
-Besides, much of our stock was old, and never would have sold at any
-price, while an entirely new stock is a great attraction to all classes
-of customers. We'll have a new store building up pretty soon, if Truett
-is as able as he thinks himself and as I think him. Let's go back to
-the wreck a moment; he generally has some men at work by sunrise,
-clearing away, so as to get at the foundations and ascertain their
-condition."
-
-Apparently the young engineer was amusing himself, for they found him
-hammering a brick into small bits and examining the fractured surfaces.
-As Philip and Caleb joined him, he said:--
-
-"This is a mystery. How on earth do you suppose this kind of brick got
-into Claybanks?"
-
-"Easiest way in the world," Caleb replied, "seein' 'twas made here.
-'Tisn't a good color, but, gentlemen, I saw whole houses on some o' the
-best streets in New York made of brick of about this color. They were
-better shaped, an' fancy-laid, but--"
-
-"Excuse me, Caleb," said Truett, excitedly, "but do you mean to say
-that this brick was made here, in Claybanks, of Claybanks clay?"
-
-"That's the English of it," Caleb replied, "an' all the bricks of all
-the chimneys an' fireplaces in the town are of the same clay."
-
-"Oh, no; they're red."
-
-"Yes, but that's because of one of Jethro's smartnesses. Wonderful man,
-Jethro Somerton was. The way of it was this: a newcomer here that
-wanted to put on some style, like he'd been used to in Pennsylvany,
-got your uncle to order enough red paint for him to cover a big new
-barn. Just 'fore the paint got here the barn was struck by lightnin',
-an' the new barn had to be of rough slabs, an' the man was glad enough
-to get 'em, too. Meanwhile Jethro was stuck with a big lot o' red
-paint, for nobody else felt forehanded enough to paint a barn. Jethro
-cogitated a spell, an' then he said quite frequent an' wherever he got
-a chance, that Claybanks was a sad, sombre-lookin' place; needed color,
-specially in winter, to make it look kind o' spruce-like. That set some
-few people to white-washin' their houses, an' when them that couldn't
-afford to do that much kind o' felt that some o' their neighbors were
-takin' the shine off of 'em, Jethro up an' said, 'Any man can afford
-to paint his chimney red, anyhow, an' a red chimney'll brighten up any
-house.' So, little by little at first, but afterwards all at a jump,
-he got rid o' that lot o' red paint, an' had to order more, an' in the
-course o' time it got to be the fashion, quite as much as wearin' hats
-out o' doors."
-
-"That explains," said Truett, apparently relieved at mind, "why I've
-not noticed the brick before. I've seen two or three foundation walls,
-but I supposed, from their color, that they were merely mud-stained.
-Now let me give you two men a great secret, on condition that you let
-me in on the ground floor of the business end of it. Brick of this
-quality and color, properly moulded and baked, is worth about three
-times as much as ordinary red brick: I'll get the exact figures within
-a few days. I know that there is money in sending it to New York, from
-no matter what distance. Some of it is used even in indoor decoration."
-
-"Whe--e--e--ew!" whistled Philip.
-
-"Je--ru--salem!" ejaculated Caleb. "To think that the clay has been
-here all these years without anybody knowing its real value!"
-
-"How could any one be expected to know about anything that existed in
-an out-of-the-way hole-in-the-ground like Claybanks?"
-
-"Sh--not so loud!" said Philip. "Such talk in any Western town is worse
-than treason."
-
-"'Tis reason, nevertheless. There might be a vein of gold here, but
-how could the world ever learn of it? Who owns the clay banks? Can't we
-get an option on them?"
-
-"They belong to the town, which charges a royalty of twenty-five cents
-per thousand bricks," said Caleb. "They've brought less than a hundred
-dollars, thus far."
-
-"Oh, this is dreadful!--splendid, I mean! A brick-making outfit isn't
-expensive, and fuel with which to burn the bricks is cheap. Can't we
-three organize a company, right here, in our hats or pockets, and get
-the start of any and all others in the business? 'Twill cost us about
-two dollars per thousand, I suppose, to haul the bricks to the railway
-station, but even then there will be a lot of money in the business. If
-we could have a railway--pshaw, men--Claybanks _must_ have a railway!
-I've selected several routes, in off-hand fashion, over the three miles
-of country between here and the nearest railway station; there would be
-absolutely no bridging to do, nor any grading worth mentioning, so the
-three miles could be built for thirty thousand dollars. Let's do it!"
-
-"Truett," said Philip, impressively, "go slow--very slow, or you'll
-have inflammation of the brain. Worse still, I shall have it. Caleb may
-escape, for he has the native Westerner's serene self-confidence in his
-own town and section; but I'm a Claybanker by adoption merely. First,
-you open a mine of wealth before our eyes, in the claybanks. Then you
-tempt us to make bricks for rich New Yorkers and others. Then you offer
-us a railway for thirty thousand dollars,--more money, to be sure,
-than could be raised here in thirty years,--and you do all this before
-breakfast on Monday morning. Come into the house with us; I shall faint
-with excitement if I don't get a cup of coffee at once."
-
-"Make light of it, if you like," said Truett, "but will you look at the
-brick-making figures,--cost of plant, manufacture, and freight, also
-the selling price,--if I can get them from trustworthy sources?"
-
-"Indeed I will--our firm will; won't we, Caleb?"
-
-"I've been wantin' for years to see such a lot of figures," said Caleb,
-placidly, "an' to see the railroad figures we could touch. I've seen
-some of the other kind, once in a while."
-
-"I hope too many cooks haven't spoiled the broth," said Mary, at the
-breakfast table, from behind a large breast-knot of roses. "I found in
-the garden what Grace pronounces a lot of weeds; but I've made a salad
-of them, and I shall feel greatly mortified if all of you don't enjoy
-it."
-
-"We are prepared to expect almost anything delightful from what has
-been accounted worthless," said Philip, "after having listened to some
-of your brother's disclosures this morning. Eh, Caleb?"
-
-"Yes, indeed," replied Caleb, with an "I-told-you-so" air. "I never
-doubted that a lot of good things would be developed at Claybanks, when
-the right person came along to develop 'em."
-
-"Think of it, Mary!" said Truett. "You remember that magnificent house
-of old Billion's, on Madison Avenue--a house of yellowish brown brick?
-Well, the foundation of Somerton's old store is of just such brick,
-and it was made here, years ago, of the clay for which the town was
-named."
-
-Mary's eyes opened wide as she replied:--
-
-"What a marvellous country! Why, Grace, one of our firm, at the old
-store, boasted of having a chimney breast of that same brick, as if it
-were something quite rare and costly."
-
-"Why don't you build the new store of it, Phil?" Grace asked.
-
-"That's a happy thought!" said Truett. "Now, Somerton, what do you say
-to my brickyard plan? Put up the first solid building in Claybanks--set
-the fashion. Think of how 'twould advertise your business and make your
-competitors look small by comparison."
-
-"Very well. See how quickly it can be done, if at all, and then we will
-talk business. We must have the warehouse clear by the beginning of the
-pork-packing season, less than four months distant." Then he smiled
-provokingly, and continued, "Perhaps, however, it will be better to
-build the new store of wood, as already planned, so you can give most
-of your time to building a railroad, so that we may get our golden
-bricks, and other goods, to market."
-
-"There's sense in that," said Truett, taking the remark seriously.
-"As to the road, you may rest assured that my figures are within the
-extreme cost."
-
-"My dear boy," said Philip, "far be it from me to dispute an engineer's
-estimates; but for some years in New York I was clerk and correspondent
-for a firm of private bankers who dabbled in railways, and I assure you
-that they never found any that cost but ten thousand dollars per mile."
-
-"Perhaps not, for most railways are built on credit--generally on
-speculation, and largely for the special benefit of the builders, but
-our road--"
-
-"What are these men talking about?" Mary asked of Grace.
-
-"A railway from Claybanks to the nearest station we now have," said
-Philip. "Women love imaginative creations, Truett, so tell them all
-about it."
-
-"There is no imagination in this," Truett retorted, "but perhaps they
-will condescend to listen to facts. Most companies are obliged to
-average the cost of their lines over a great stretch of territory.
-They have bridges and trestles to build, cuts to make, low ground to
-fill, and they must pay high prices, at portions of their line, for
-right of way, and they stock and bond their companies at ruinous rates
-to get the necessary money. As I've already said, none of the routes I
-have selected requires a single bridge, trestle, or filling, and the
-right of way, at the highest prices of farm land in this county, won't
-exceed a thousand dollars per mile."
-
-"'Twon't cost a cent a mile," said Caleb. "Any farmer in these parts
-will give a railroad free right of way through his land, and say 'Thank
-you' for the privilege of doing it. If his house or barn is in the way,
-he will move it; he'll even let the line run over his well, and dig
-himself a new one, for the sake of having railroad trains for him and
-his family to stare at, for the trains kind o' bring farmers in touch
-with the big world of which they never see anything. If everything else
-can be arranged, you may safely count on me to coax right of way for
-the entire line."
-
-"Score one for Truett!" said Philip; "proceed, Mr. Engineer."
-
-"Thank you, and thanks to Caleb. The items of cost will be only
-road-bed, ties, and metal. A single track, with heavy rails, can be
-metalled out here for less than three thousand dollars per mile: that
-means nine thousand dollars for the three miles, and that should be the
-total cash outlay, for the road-bed and ties can be provided, by local
-enterprise, without money."
-
-"Pardon my thick head," said Philip, "but how?"
-
-"By organizing a stock company with shares so small that any farmer can
-subscribe, his subscription being payable in ties, which he can cut
-from his own woodland, or in labor with pick, shovel, horses, plough,
-scraper--whatever he and we can best use. Fix a valuation on ties,
-and on each class of labor, and pay in stock. 'Tis simply applying
-our drainage-ditch plan to a larger operation, though not very much
-larger, and one that will be attractive to a far greater number of men.
-Do this, and you merchants and other men of money supply the cash to
-buy the metal, and I'll guarantee to have that road completed in time
-to haul to market your wheat, pork, corn, and other produce on any
-day of the coming winter, regardless of the weather. Caleb tells me
-that you merchants have often lost good chances of the market because
-the roads between here and the station were so soft or so rough that
-a loaded wagon couldn't get over them. There are tens of thousands of
-cords of firewood still standing here, on land that ought to be under
-cultivation, but the farmers have no incentive to cut it, for there is
-no market but this little town. The railroad would get it to market,
-and at good cash prices, and thus doubly benefit the farmers. I'm told
-that the water-power of the creek has been holding up the Claybanks
-heart for years; and I know that there are enough varieties of
-commercial timber here to occupy several mills a long time, but no one
-is going to haul machinery in, and his output away, over three miles of
-mud or frozen clods."
-
-"True as Gospel--every word of it," said Caleb. "I've heard Jethro, an'
-Doc Taggess, an' ev'ry other level-headed man in town say the same
-thing for years."
-
-"I fully agree with them," said Philip, "but let's go back to figures a
-moment. I've heard nothing yet about the cost of locomotives, and other
-rolling stock--mere trifles, of course,--yet necessary."
-
-"We should not be expected to supply them," Truett explained. "The road
-which ours will feed will be glad to supply them, as all roads do for
-short spurs on which anything is to be handled. It would be idiotic to
-buy rolling stock for a road which at first won't have enough business
-to justify one train a day. When there's anything to do, the old
-company will send down a short train from the nearest siding; the run
-wouldn't require fifteen minutes. You Eastern people who are accustomed
-to a thickly populated country, with many through trains daily, don't
-know anything about the business methods of the sparsely settled
-portions of the West, especially on spurs of a railway line."
-
-"He's right about rolling stock," said Caleb. "Ten years ago the
-railroad company, over yonder, told Jethro an' a committee that went
-from here to see 'em that if we'd build the spur, they'd do the rest.
-But they stood out for a solid road-bed, as good as their own, an' for
-heavy steel rails, like their own, for they said their rollin' stock
-was very heavy, and they wa'n't goin' to take the risk of accidents.
-The price of the rails knocked us."
-
-"Naturally," said Truett, "for steel rails were four or six times as
-costly then as they are now."
-
-"You've made me too excited to eat," said Philip, leaving the table,
-"and I'm afraid that the trouble will continue until this road is moved
-from the air to the ground. The main offices of the old company are
-only about a hundred miles away; suppose, Truett, that you and the most
-truly representative merchant of Claybanks--I mean Caleb--run up there?
-I'll look after the men at work on the store. Tell the president, or
-whoever is in authority, that we think of building a spur at once from
-here to their main track, see what they'll do, and persuade them to say
-it in black and white. If they talk favorably, we'll hold a public
-meeting, and try to do something. Mrs. Wright, we owe you an apology. I
-assure you that business talk is not the rule at our breakfast table."
-
-"I wish it were!" said Mary, who, with Grace, had listened excitedly
-until both women were radiant with enthusiasm. "I wish railways could
-be planned at breakfast every day--if my brother were to be the
-builder."
-
-"Now, Mary," said Caleb, "perhaps you begin to understand the Western
-fever of which I've told you something from time to time."
-
-"Understand it?" said Mary, dashing impulsively at her husband. "I
-already have it--madly! I'm willing to bid you good-by at once for
-your trip, though I haven't been married a week. My husband a possible
-railway director--and yours also, Grace! How do you feel?"
-
-"Prouder than ever," Grace replied. "Just as you will feel, week by
-week, as the wife of a clever husband."
-
-
-
-
-XXVI--THE RAILWAY
-
-
-TRUETT and Caleb were on their way before noon, but not until Truett
-had first packed several bricks and fragments of bricks, from the
-foundations of the old store, for shipment to New York, accompanied by
-a request for probable selling figures of brick of the same natural
-quality and properly made. He also wrote for an estimate of cost of a
-modest brick-making outfit.
-
-The two men returned within forty-eight hours with a written promise
-from the trunk line company to lay the rails, if these and a proper
-road-bed were provided, and take stock in payment for the work; also
-to take a lease of the road, when completed, by guaranteeing a six per
-cent dividend on the stock, which was not to exceed thirty thousand
-dollars. The company also imparted the verbal reminder that a six
-per cent stock, guaranteed by a sound company, would always be good
-security on which to borrow money from any bank between the Missouri
-River and the Atlantic Ocean.
-
-"That being the case," said Philip, "I will subscribe all the cash
-necessary to purchase the rails, if the road-bed and ties can be
-provided according to Truett's plan."
-
-"Don't, Philip!" said Caleb.
-
-"Why not?"
-
-"Because there's such a thing as bein' too big a man in a poor country,
-especially if you're a newcomer. Other merchants will become jealous of
-you, an' 'twill cause bad feelin' in many ways. Work public spirit for
-all it's worth; give ev'rybody a chance; then, if toward the end there
-shows up a deficiency, they'll be grateful to you for makin' it up. Do
-you want the earth? Quite likely; so remember what the Bible says, 'The
-meek shall inherit the earth,' by which I reckon it doesn't mean the
-small-spirited, but the men who don't set their feller-men agin 'em by
-pushin' themselves too far to the front. If folks here don't know that
-you've a lot of money in the bank in New York, where's the sense of
-lettin' 'em know it?"
-
-"Right--as usual, Caleb," said Philip, after some impatient pursing of
-his lips. "I begin to see, however, in this guaranteed stock--provided,
-of course, that the farmers subscribe as freely as Truett's plan will
-allow--a way of relieving the stringency of ready money in this county.
-We may be able to start a small bank here in the course of time,
-especially if any manufacturers can be attracted by the hard woods, the
-railway, and the water-power."
-
-"That would realize one o' my oldest an' dearest dreams," said Caleb,
-"for 'twould put an end to the farmers' everlastin' grumblin' about how
-much worse off they are than the people who have banks nigh at hand.
-I don't expect 'em to be much better off--perhaps not any, for I've
-noticed that almost any man that can borrow will go on borrowin' an'
-spendin', wisely or otherwise, clean up to his limit, an' then want
-money just as much as he did at first; but I'd like our farmers to have
-the chance to learn it for 'emselves, for I'm very tired of askin'
-'em, for years, to take an honest man's word for it."
-
-Before sunset Philip had called in person on his brother merchants,
-Doctor Taggess, the owner of the saw-mill, the county clerk, and
-the hotel-keeper, and invited them to meet at his warehouse-store
-that evening, immediately after the closing hour, for a private and
-confidential talk on a business subject of general interest to the
-community. Caleb went into the farming district and invited a flour
-miller and several of the more intelligent farmers to attend the
-meeting. At the appointed hour every one was present, the door was
-locked, Philip briefly outlined the railway scheme, told of the main
-line company's offer, and called upon Truett to detail his plan of
-construction.
-
-The young engineer responded promptly with facts and figures, and
-made much of his proposed stock subscriptions to be paid for in labor
-and ties, and the farmers present declared it entirely feasible. Most
-of the merchants were frightened at the amount of cash that would
-be required for rails, etc., as almost all of it would have to be
-subscribed by them; but Philip, backed by the consciousness of his
-own bank deposit in the East, assured them that through some Eastern
-acquaintances he could get merchants' short notes discounted for a
-large part of their subscriptions, and that the guaranteed stock could
-be sold or borrowed on as soon as issued; if the cutting and delivery
-of ties could begin at once, the road could be completed soon enough
-to get the autumn and winter produce to market almost as rapidly as it
-could be brought in.
-
-At this stage of the proceedings the owner of the saw-mill promised to
-expedite matters by subscribing five hundred dollars' worth of stock,
-payable in ties at a fair price. The town's last railway excitement,
-several years before, had caused him to buy in a lot of small timber
-and saw it into ties, which had been dead stock ever since; he had even
-tried to sell them for firewood. Doctor Taggess thought so highly of
-the project that he said he would take a thousand dollars' worth of
-stock; he had very little ready money, but through family connections
-in the East he could raise the money by mortgaging his home. The
-county clerk said he would take five hundred dollars' worth, the
-hotel-keeper promised to take a similar amount, and the flour miller
-asked to be "put down" for two hundred and fifty. By this time the
-merchants lifted up their hearts and pledged enough more to secure
-the purchase of the metal. It was then resolved that a public meeting
-should be held within a week, at the court-house, roofless though it
-still was, and all participators in the private consultation agreed to
-"boom" the enterprise in the meantime to the best of their ability.
-
-The public meeting was as enthusiastic and successful as could have
-been desired. Caleb had already secured the right of way, as promised,
-and a statement of this fact, added to those narrated above and
-repeated at the meeting, elicited great applause. Truett announced
-the valuations, estimated after much consultation, of the various
-kinds of labor to be received in payment of stock; also, the price
-of ties, and the length, breadth, thickness, and general quality of
-the ties desired. As the required number of ties was apparently in
-excess of the producing capacity of the local saw-mill and the farmers
-tributary to Claybanks, it was resolved that tie subscriptions should
-be solicited from the part of the county on the other side of the trunk
-line, and thus expand the blessings of stockholdership. Then a list
-of conditional subscriptions was opened, and it filled so rapidly,
-that before the meeting adjourned there appeared to be secured as much
-labor, money, and ties as would be needed; so a committee was appointed
-to organize the Claybanks Railway Company according to the laws of the
-state.
-
-"Is it done--really done?" asked Grace and Mary, like two excitable
-schoolgirls, when Philip, Caleb, and Truett returned to the store,
-which was almost full of expectant farmers' wives.
-
-"It is an accomplished fact--on paper," said Philip. "To that extent it
-is done."
-
-"Your own work, you mean," said Truett. "Mine has merely begun."
-
-"When do you really begin?" asked Mary of her brother.
-
-"To-day--this instant," was the reply, "if I can get a couple of
-well-grown boys to assist me, while I go over the route with an
-instrument and a lot of stakes."
-
-Several farmers' wives at once offered the services of their own sons,
-and went in search of them, while two of the women, more "advanced"
-than the others, themselves volunteered to carry stakes, chains,
-etc.,--anything to hurry that blessed railroad into existence.
-Fortunately the arrival of several boys made the services of these
-patriotic ladies unnecessary.
-
-"The sooner I am able to avail myself of any labor that may offer, the
-sooner I shall be ready for some of the ties. Oh, those ties! I wonder
-how many farmers and their sons I shall have to instruct in hewing!"
-said Truett.
-
-"I wouldn't waste any time in thought on that subject, if I were you,"
-said Caleb; "for what our farmers don't know about hewin' would take
-you or any other man a long time to find out. How do you s'pose all the
-beams an' standin' timbers of all the houses an' barns built in this
-county was made in the days before there were any saw-mills nearer
-than twenty miles? How do you s'pose some of the log houses here are
-so tight in the joints that they need no chinkin'? I've heard of some
-Eastern people bein' born with gold spoons in their mouths; well, it's
-just as true that hundreds of thousands of Westerners were born with
-axes in their hands. The axe was their only tool for years, an' they
-got handy enough with it to do 'most anythin', from buildin' a house to
-sharpenin' a lead-pencil!"
-
-"Good for Caleb!" shouted a farmer's wife, and Truett made haste to
-say:--
-
-"I apologize to the entire West, and will put my mind at ease about the
-ties."
-
-The subject of conversation was changed by an irruption of farmers
-and citizens, who wished to talk more about the new railroad, and
-who rightly thought that the place where the engineer could be found
-was the most likely source of information. The questions were almost
-innumerable, and Truett, who was quite as excited as any of them,
-told all he knew about what certain specified spur roads had done
-for farming and wooded districts no more promising than Claybanks; so
-the informal meeting became even more enthusiastic than the gathering
-at the court-house had been, for the farmers' wives added fuel to the
-flame. The spectacle impressed Grace deeply, well though she knew the
-people; for from most of the faces was banished, for the time being,
-the weary, resigned expression peculiar to a large portion of the
-farming population of the newer states. Caleb, too, long though he had
-known all the men and women in the throng, had his heart so entirely in
-his face that Grace whispered to Mary:--
-
-"Do look at your husband! Did you ever see him look so handsome, until
-to-day?"
-
-A strong, warm, nervous hand-clasp was the only reply for a moment;
-then Mary whispered:--
-
-"All the men here are fine-looking!--their faces are so expressive!
-I've not noticed it until to-day. Where did Claybanks get such people?"
-
-"Say all that to your husband, if you wish to fill his heart to
-overflowing," said Grace, "and then, to please me, repeat it to Doctor
-Taggess, or tell both of them at once." To share in the enjoyment, she
-succeeded in getting Caleb and the Doctor close to her and Mary, and
-quoted to them:--
-
-"'Listen, my children, and you shall hear'--now, Mary!"
-
-"I don't wonder that you're impressed," the Doctor replied, when Mary's
-outburst concluded. His own eyes were gleaming, and Mary said afterward
-that his face was her ideal of a hero at the moment of victory.
-
-"Now, Mrs. Somerton, can you again wonder, as you've wondered aloud
-to my wife and me, that I, whom you've kindly called a man of high
-quality, have been content to pass my adult years among these backwoods
-people? Do see their hearts and souls come into their faces! I know
-they are not always so, but we never heard of any one remaining all the
-while on the Mount of Transfiguration. It isn't the railway alone that
-they're thinking of, but of what it will mean to themselves and their
-hard-working wives, and to their children,--closer touch with the great
-world of which they've read and wondered, better prices for their
-yield, which means more creature comforts at home, better educational
-facilities for their children, and less temptation for the children
-to escape from the farm to the city. They know that all this must be
-the work of time, but they've never before seen the beginning of it,
-so now they're building air-castles as rapidly as a lot of magicians
-in dream-land. I can't blame them, for I'm doing it myself, old and
-cautious though I am. They can wait for the end, so can I; for all of
-us, out here, have had long training in the art of waiting. At present
-the beginning is joy enough, for I can't imagine how any one about us
-could look happier."
-
-The formal survey of the railway route began that afternoon, for the
-people would listen to no suggestions of delay. It was completed
-quickly, and that the company was not yet organized according to law
-did not prevent the immediate offer and acceptance of a large working
-force of men, boys, horses, etc., from the village itself. The young
-engineer was his own entire staff, and also temporary secretary and
-accountant of the enterprise; but as it was his first great job, he
-enjoyed the irregularity of everything. From that time forward, for
-several months, the village stores ceased to be lounging places. Any
-villager or farmer with time to spare made his way to the line of the
-new road, and feasted his eyes, apparently never to fulness, on the
-promise of what was to be.
-
-As the work progressed farther from the town, the farmers of the
-vicinity, with their families, would saunter toward the line on Sunday
-afternoons and linger for hours, talking of the good times that were
-coming, and some of them actually moved their houses as near to the
-track as possible, so that the inmates might be able to have the best
-possible view of the trains when they began to run. When the road-bed
-was made and the ties were placed, and the laying of the rails began,
-entire families picnicked for a day at a time beside the track,
-although the weather had become cold, merely to see a shabby locomotive
-push backward some platform cars loaded with rails, and to see the
-rails unloaded, and listen to the musical clamor of track-laying;
-for did not each detail of the work bring nearer to them the hope of
-Claybanks for a third of a century,--a completed railway?
-
-Truett had been better than his word. He had promised to finish the
-work by Christmas, but the formal opening ceremonies took place on
-Thanksgiving Day; and more than half the people of the county took
-part in it. With an eye to business the principal stockholders--the
-Claybanks merchants--hired a passenger train for the day, and gave the
-natives free rides to and from the nearest station that had a siding
-and switch by which the train could be sent back. The station had not
-a great town to support it,--merely five thousand people,--but as the
-Claybankers roamed through the place and saw many houses finer than
-any house in Claybanks, several streets that were paved with wooden
-blocks and many that had sidewalks, saw the telegraph and telephone
-wires, and a bank, and a fire-engine house, and horse-troughs into
-which fresh water flowed steadily from pipes which were part of a
-general service, their hearts were filled with the conviction that all
-these comforts and conveniences had come through the possession of a
-railway. Claybanks was in a fair way to become like unto that town, and
-they made haste, each after his kind, to rejoice. Then all of them who
-were farmers began to lay out, on their mental tablets, the appearance
-of their own farms as they would be when divided into building lots,
-and also to count the pleasing sums of money that would be paid by the
-purchasers of the lots, and also the many creature comforts which the
-money would buy.
-
-The first freight car that left Claybanks for business purposes was
-loaded with yellowish brown brick for New York, and all Claybanks
-was present to wave hats, handkerchiefs, hands, and aprons, as it
-moved slowly off. Claybanks wheat had gone East in times past, so
-had Claybanks pork, and undoubtedly these products had entered into
-the physical constitution of New York to some extent, but they could
-not afterward be identified. Claybanks bricks, however, were very
-different. They would be seen by every one, and they would make
-Claybanks literally a part of the metropolis itself.
-
-The meaning of all this was felt by the people of all classes; even
-Pastor Grateway was so impressed by it that he preached a sermon from
-the text, "They shall speak with the enemy in the gates," and that
-there should be no doubt as to who "they" were, a brown brick was
-at each side of the pulpit for the sides of the open Bible to rest
-upon. The pastor, being a man of spiritual insight, did not neglect
-to enlarge upon the fact that the bricks themselves were originally
-clay--mere earth--that had been trampled underfoot for years, seemingly
-useless, until it had been conformed in shape and quality to the uses
-for which it had been designed from the foundation of the world, and
-that each brick was a reminder that the most insensate lump of human
-clay had in it the possibilities for which it had been created.
-
-Nevertheless, the majority of the hearers only carried home with them
-the conviction that the Claybanks brick-yard must become one of the
-great things of the world--otherwise, why did the minister preach about
-it?
-
-
-
-
-XXVII--CONCLUSION
-
-
-"CALEB," said Philip one evening, as the partners and their wives sat
-in the parlor of the Somerton home and enjoyed the leisure hour that
-came between store-closing and bed-time, "so much important business
-has been crowded into the past few months that some smaller ventures
-have almost escaped my mind. What ever came of that car-load of walnut
-stumps that I sent East last summer?"
-
-"I couldn't have told you much about it if you'd asked me a day
-earlier," Caleb replied. "I turned it over to a man in the fine-woods
-business--a Grand Army comrade that I met at my old chum Jim's post.
-He said at the time that the stumps would undoubtedly pay expenses of
-diggin' and shipment, an' maybe a lot more, but 'twould depend entirely
-on the stumps themselves. He'd have each of 'em sawed lengthwise an'
-a surface section dressed, to show the markings of the grain o' the
-wood. It seems that they were so water-soaked that 'twas months after
-sawin' before the wood of any of 'em was dry enough to dress, but he
-got at some of 'em a few weeks ago, an' though most of 'em wa'n't
-above the ordinary, there were two or three that made the furniture
-an' decoration men bid against each other at a lively rate. One of 'em
-panned out over sixty dollars."
-
-"What? One walnut stump? Sixty dollars?"
-
-"Oh, that's nothing. To work me up, he told me of one, picked up in the
-country a few years ago, that brought more than a thousand dollars to
-the buyer. The markings were so fine that it was sawn into thin veneers
-that were sold for more than their weight in silver. Still, to come
-to the point, your entire lot brought about two hundred and seventy
-dollars net, an' I've got the check in my pocket to prove it."
-
-"And the land from which they were taken cost me only two hundred
-dollars in goods! And there are still hundreds of stumps in it! And I
-felt so ashamed and babyish when I learned that I'd been tricked into
-buying cleared land, that I almost resolved to recall you by wire, so
-that I should be kept from being tricked again in some similar manner!
-I shall have to drive out to old Weefer's farm, tell him the story, and
-ask him if he has any more walnut clearings for sale."
-
-"Hadn't you better keep quiet about it? Where's the use in killin'
-the goose that lays the golden egg? Pick up all the walnut clearin's
-that are for sale, an' make what you can out of 'em, before you go to
-talkin'; but if you feel that you must say somethin' on the subject
-to somebody, an' jubilate a little, go tell Doc Taggess, who owns the
-lot you thought you were buyin'. If anybody deserves to make money in
-the boom that's comin', Doc does, an' if he could clear his land, now
-that he can railroad the logs to market, an' then get out his stumps,
-he might get cash enough ahead to pick up a lot of real estate, or
-take stock in millin' enterprises, when the water-power ditch is made,
-an' so lay up somethin' to keep him out of the poor-house in old age;
-for as long as he can practise, he'll give to the poor all that he can
-collect from patients that are better off. The chap that handled the
-stumps for you asked me a lot of questions about the kind an' quantity
-of standin' timber out here, and said he didn't see why we didn't start
-mills to turn out furniture lumber an' dimension-stuff, like some that
-have made fortunes for men in the backwoods of Indiana and Michigan an'
-some other states."
-
-"Let's try it, if our cash and credit aren't already used as far as
-they should be. By the way, how is Claybanks corn-flour, Somerton's
-brand, going in England?"
-
-"Fairly. We've sent, in all, about four hundred barrels; that's an
-average of a hundred a month, with a net profit to us of about thirty
-per cent, which is better, I reckon, than any of the big flour shippers
-ever dreamed o' makin'. I've been hopin' that the good tidin's of good
-food-stuff at about half the price o' bad would work its way into other
-parts of London an' out into the country, too; but English people don't
-seem to move about an' swap stories an' prices, like us Americans.
-I reckon I came home too soon, for the good o' that deal, for I had
-a lot o' things in mind to do in London to make corn-meal popular.
-It seems to be the English way to let things alone until some of the
-upper classes take to 'em, so I was goin' to try the meal on some o'
-the swells; but the more I thought of it, the more it seemed that they
-too belonged to the follow-my-leader class. So I made up my mind to
-begin way up at the tip-top, an' so I wrote a letter to Queen Victoria,
-sayin' I'd come all the way from America to make the English people
-practically acquainted with the cheapest and most nutritious food known
-in the temperate zone, an' that I was catchin' on fairly, but the
-common people seemed to think it was common stuff, which it wasn't, as
-I would be glad to prove to her. Besides, I knew of Americans richer
-than any nobleman in England who had it on their tables every day. I
-said I could make six kinds o' bread an' three kinds o' puddin' out o'
-corn-meal, an' I'd like a chance to do it some day for her own table;
-if she'd let me do it in the palace kitchen, I'd bring my own pans an'
-things, so's not to put the help to any trouble,--an' I'd--"
-
-"You--wrote--to--the Queen--of England," Philip exclaimed, "offering to
-make corn-bread and meal-pudding for the royal table!"
-
-"That's what I did, an' I took pains to specify that 'twould be made
-of Claybanks corn-flour, Somerton's brand, too--not the common meal
-that again an' again has let down American corn in foreign minds to
-the level of the hog-trough. But it didn't work. Though I put in an
-addressed postal card for reply, the good lady never answered my
-letter. Too busy, I s'pose."
-
-Philip stared at Grace, who pressed one hand closely to her lips, while
-Mary looked at her husband as if wondering in what entirely original
-and unexpected manner, and where, he might next break out. Then Philip
-said gravely:--
-
-"How strange! Besides, I doubt whether any other man was ever so
-thoughtful as to enclose a reply-card to her Majesty."
-
-"Well, after waitin' a spell I made up my mind that that particular
-cake was all dough. One day when I was in the shop, turnin' sample
-cakes an' bread out o' the pans, up drove a carriage, an' a couple o'
-well-dressed men, one of 'em short an' stout, an' the other kind o'
-tallish, came in an' looked about, kind o' cur'us. 'Try some samples,
-gentlemen?' said I, thinkin' they looked as if they was used enough to
-good feedin' to know it when they saw it. They nodded, stiffish-like,
-an' I set 'em down to a little table with a white cloth on it, an'
-I set before 'em dodgers, an' muffins, an' cracklin' bread, an'
-pan-cakes, all as hot as red pepper, an' some A 1 English butter to try
-'em with--an' they do know how to make butter over in England!
-
-"Well, they sampled 'em all, takin' two or three mouthfuls of each,
-an' exchanged opinions, which seemed to be favorable, with their eyes
-an' heads. While they were eatin', the shop began to get dark, an'
-when I looked around to see if a fog had come up all of a-sudden, as
-it sometimes does over there, I saw that the street was packed with
-people, an' they were jammed up to the doors an' windows. 'It's plain
-that gentlemen are not often on exhibition in this part of the town,'
-said I to myself. Suddenly the two got up, an' both said 'Thanks,' an'
-went out, an' when their carriage started, the crowd set up a cheer.
-'Who are they?' I said to a man at the door. He looked at me as if I
-had tried to run a counterfeit on him, an' he said, 'Ah, me eye!' but
-another chap said:--
-
-"'It's the Prince, an' the Duke o' Somethinorother.'"
-
-"H'm! Yet you never got a reply on that postal card!"
-
-"Never. I meant to try again, an' register the letter, so as to be
-sure that it got into the right hands, but somethin' kept tellin' me
-'twas time to get back home. But if you'll let me make a trip again
-next fall, at my own expense, I'll try for better luck. Anyway, I'll
-work the corn-meal plan on Liverpool an' other cities, an' if it
-takes as well as it's done in London, 'twon't be long before a good
-many thousan's of bushels of Claybanks corn'll be saved from the
-distilleries, in the course of a year."
-
-"Phil," Grace remarked, "Caleb's wish to go abroad in the fall reminds
-me that I want you to take me East for a few weeks in the spring, and
-we ought to begin our preparations at once. As 'tis near Christmas,
-Mary and I have been talking of presents, and particularly of one which
-you and Caleb can join in giving us and at the same time secure to
-yourselves more of the business and social companionship of your wives.
-We want a housekeeper."
-
-"Sensible women!" Philip replied. "As to your husbands, they will be
-delighted--eh, Caleb? If it weren't that servants can't be had in this
-part of the country, and help, after the Claybanks manner, would have
-banished all sense of privacy, I should think myself a villain of
-deepest dye for having allowed the wife of the principal merchant of
-Claybanks to cook my meals and do all the remaining work of the house,
-and I don't doubt that Caleb feels similarly about Mary."
-
-"Well," said Caleb, "work that wa'n't degradin' to my dear mother
-oughtn't to seem too mean for my wife; but, on the other hand, my
-mother shouldn't have done it if I could have helped it, 'specially if
-she'd have tried also to do a full day's clerk-work in a store once in
-ev'ry twenty-four hours."
-
-"That explains our position," Grace added. "You two men are so full of
-new business of various kinds that Mary and I should be in the store
-all the while. Soon that dreadful pork-house must open for the season,
-and then we shall see less of you than ever. A good housekeeper will
-cost no more than a good clerk, and we must have one or the other. We
-don't want a clerk, if we can avoid it; at present we have the business
-entirely in our own hands, and when there are no customers in the
-store, we have as much privacy and freedom as if we were in the house.
-Mary knows a good woman in New York who will be glad to come here as
-maid-of-all-work, if she may be called housekeeper instead of servant;
-she has a grown son who wishes to be a farmer and to begin where land
-is cheaper and richer than it is in the vicinity of New York. With such
-a woman to care for the house we can spend most of our time in the
-store, hold the trade of such womenfolk as deal with us, and try to
-get the remainder; for where women and their daughters buy, the husband
-and brothers will also go."
-
-"That's as sure as shootin'," said Caleb. "Do you know that in spite of
-the cyclone the store has done twice as much business since you came as
-it ever did before in the same months? I'd be downright sorry for the
-other merchants in town if I didn't believe that we're soon goin' to
-have a big increase of population, and there'll be business enough for
-all. Philip deserves credit for a lot of the new business, an' his wife
-for more, which isn't Philip's fault, but his fortune in havin' married
-just that sort of woman. If nobody else'll say it, I s'pose it won't be
-presumin' for me to say that a small percentage of the increase o' the
-last two or three months has come through a young woman whose name used
-to be Mary Truett."
-
-"Small percentage, indeed!" Grace exclaimed. "Mary has secured more new
-business than I did in the same number of weeks, and she has done it
-so easily, too. She never seems to be thinking of business when she's
-talking to a customer, yet she instinctively knows what each woman
-wants, and places the proper goods before her, while I, very likely,
-would be thinking more of the woman than of the business."
-
-"That's merely a result of experience," said Mary. "I'm nearly thirty,
-with a business experience of ten years; you were a mere chit of
-twenty-three when you married. Still, I don't believe any hired clerk,
-of no matter how many years' experience, could do half as well as
-either of us."
-
-"For the very good reason," said Philip, "that both of you are
-practically owners of the business. No clerk can be as useful in any
-business as one of the proprietors."
-
-"That remark would 'a' hurt my feelin's, a year ago," said Caleb;
-"but since my name went on that sign over the door, I've been lookin'
-backward at my old self a lot, an' lookin' down on my old self, too.
-Perhaps the difference has come o' gettin' rid o' malaria, perhaps
-o' takin' a wife; but I'm goin' to make b'lieve, after makin' full
-allowance for ev'rythin' else, that nobody can bring out the best
-that's in him until he begins to work for himself."
-
-"No other person would dare criticise your old self in my presence,
-Caleb," said Philip, "but you've certainly acquired a new manner in
-business, and it's extremely fetching in more senses than one. One of
-the best things about it is that the natives notice it, and talk of
-it to one another, and are pleased by it, for you're one of them, you
-know. I'm a mere outsider."
-
-"Do they really notice it?" asked Caleb, with a suggestion of the
-old-time pathos in his face and voice, "an' are they really pleased?
-Because, as you say, I'm really one of 'em, an' I'm proud of it. I've
-gone through pretty much ev'rythin' they have--'specially the malaria,
-an' now that their good times are comin', I'm glad I'm with 'em. But
-to think--" here he walked deliberately to a mirror and studied his
-own face for a moment--"to think that only so little time ago as when
-you came here I felt like an old, used-up man, an' I'd put my house in
-order, so to speak, against the time when I should have my last tussle
-with malaria, an' go under, with the hope o' goin' upward."
-
-"That was before you met Mary," Grace suggested.
-
-"Yes; that's so."
-
-"And he must get rid of Mary before he can ever have an opportunity to
-feel that way again," said the lady referred to, as she looked proudly
-at her husband. "Old! Used up! The most spirited, active, hopeful,
-cheerful man I ever met! But, really, you were different, Caleb, when
-I first saw you; it doesn't seem possible that you're the same man.
-From what I've seen of the people here, I believe it is one of the
-ways of the West for men to try to look older than they are; you must
-use your influence--and example--to make them stop it. In New York a
-man seldom looks old until he is very near the grave; the most active
-and fine-looking business men are beyond threescore, as a rule--about
-twenty years older than you, Caleb."
-
-"Ye--es, but they weren't brought up on malaria, pork, plough-handles,
-an' saleratus biscuit," said Caleb. "There's hope for a change here,
-though. Doc Taggess says there's nothin' like as much malaria in town
-as there was before the swamps were drained, and the good times comin',
-because o' the railroad, 'll make some more changes for the better,
-for all of us."
-
-For a few moments each member of the quartet seemed to have dropped
-into revery. The silence was broken by Philip, who said:--
-
-"Caleb, a year ago even you would not have dared to prophesy the
-changes that have been made, and those which are within sight, yet to
-you belongs the credit for all of them."
-
-"To me? Well, I've heard and seen so many amazin' calculations in the
-past three months that I'm prepared to stand up under almost anythin',
-but I'd like to know how you figure it out that I've done anythin' in
-particular."
-
-"'Tis easily told. If you hadn't fallen in love with Miss Truett,
-and she with you, her brother wouldn't have come out here, and the
-malaria wouldn't have been drained from the swamps, and the railway
-wouldn't have been projected, and the farmers wouldn't have become
-owners of guaranteed stocks, which has put new life into many of them,
-and there'd have been no inducement for manufacturers to use our
-water-power and our hard woods, and no bank would have been possible,
-nor any of the public improvements,--paving, water service, and others
-that will soon be under way. Don't you see?"
-
-"Ye--es, as far as you've gone, but I wouldn't have known there was
-such a person as Mary--bless her!--if you hadn't sent me East, an'
-your wife--bless her too--hadn't given me a letter of introduction to
-Mary, so I don't see but that honors are about even. You might as well
-go back a little further, though, and say that you wouldn't have been
-here to send me East if your Uncle Jethro hadn't loved your father,
-an' made up his mind that your father's son shouldn't fool away his
-life in pleasin' his eyes an' fancies in New York, but should get the
-disciplinin' that makes a man out of a youngster that's got the real
-stuff born in him."
-
-"Caleb, what are you saying?"
-
-"Exactly what your Uncle Jethro said to me--an' to nobody else. Mebbe
-I hadn't ought to have let it out; mebbe, on the other hand, it may
-make you feel kindlier to your Uncle Jethro. But, to go on backward,
-there wouldn't have been any Jethro to lay up a business start for you
-if the Somerton family hadn't begun somewhere back in the history of
-the world, an' when you get that far back you might as well go farther
-an' say that if Noah hadn't built the ark, or if he'd been in too big
-a hurry to get out of it, there wouldn't have been any of us to do
-anythin'. I tell you, Philip, an' just you keep it in mind against
-anythin' that may turn up anywhere or at any time, that when there's
-any glory or credit to be given out, an' you want to do the square
-thing, you'll have to spread it so thin that nobody'll get enough of it
-to make him feel over an' above cocky."
-
- * * * * *
-
-People, like nations, usually become happy in prosperity, but through
-prosperity their lives become less eventful, and consequently less
-interesting to other people. The water-power of Claybanks' "crik" was
-soon developed, and the mills that were erected, and the people who
-came to them, made new demands and prices for real estate, as well as
-for certain farm products. But before all this had come to pass Grace
-made haste to gratify a consuming desire to spend the springtime at her
-birthplace in the East. While she was there, Caleb one day received the
-following despatch from Philip:--
-
- "Caleb Wright Somerton born last night. May he become
- as good a man as you."
-
-Caleb showed the despatch to his wife, and then started to put it
-between the leaves of his Bible; but Mary made haste to put it in a
-frame, under glass, and affix it to the front of the store, to the
-great interest of the people of Claybanks and vicinity and to the great
-benefit of the business of Somerton & Wright.
-
-
-
-
-D'ri and I
-
-
-By IRVING BACHELLER, author of "EBEN HOLDEN." Bound in red silk cloth,
-illustrated cover, gilt top, rough edges. Eight drawings by F. C. Yohn.
-Size, 5 x 7¾. Price, $1.50
-
-[Illustration]
-
-A Tale of Daring Deeds in the Second War with the British. Being the
-Memoirs of Colonel Ramon Bell, U.S.A. And a Romance of Sturdy Americans
-and Dainty French Demoiselles.
-
- PHILADELPHIA PRESS:
-
- "An admirable story, superior in literary workmanship
- and imagination to 'Eben Holden.'"
-
- NEW YORK WORLD:
-
- "Pretty as are the heroines, gallant as Captain Bell
- proves himself, the reader comes back with even keener
- zest to the imperturbable D'ri. He is a type of the
- American--grit, grim humor, rough courtesy, and all.
- It is a great achievement, upon which Mr. Bacheller
- is to be heartily congratulated, to have added to the
- list of memorable figures in American fiction, two such
- characters as D'ri and Eben Holden."
-
- BOSTON BEACON:
-
- "Mr. Bacheller has the art of the born story teller.
- 'D'ri and I' promises to rival 'Eben Holden' in
- popularity."
-
- ST. LOUIS GLOBE-DEMOCRAT:
-
- "The admirers of 'Eben Holden,' and they were legion,
- will welcome another story by its author, Irving
- Bacheller, who in 'D'ri and I' has created quite as
- interesting a character as the sage of the North land
- who was the hero of the former story."
-
- Lothrop Publishing Company - - Boston
-
-
-
-
-When the Land was Young
-
-Being the True Romance of Mistress Antoinette Huguenin and Captain Jack
-Middleton
-
-
-By LAFAYETTE McLAWS. Bound in green cloth, illustrated cover, gilt top,
-rough edges. Six drawings by Will Crawford. Size, 5 x 7¾. Price, $1.50
-
-[Illustration]
-
-The heroine, Antoinette Huguenin, a beauty of King Louis' Court, is
-one of the most attractive figures in romance; while Lumulgee, the
-great war chief of the Choctaws, and Sir Henry Morgan, the Buccaneer
-Knight and terror of the Spanish Main, divide the honors with hero
-and heroine. The time was full of border wars between the Spaniards
-of Florida and the English colonists, and against this historical
-background Miss McLaws has thrown a story that is absorbing, dramatic,
-and brilliant.
-
- NEW YORK WORLD:
-
- "Lovely Mistress Antoinette Huguenin! What a girl she
- is!"
-
- NEW YORK JOURNAL:
-
- "A story of thrill and adventure."
-
- SAVANNAH NEWS:
-
- "Among the entertaining romances based upon the
- colonial days of American history this novel will
- take rank as one of the most notable--a dramatic and
- brilliant story."
-
- ST. LOUIS GLOBE-DEMOCRAT:
-
- "If one is anxious for a thrill, he has only to read a
- few pages of 'When the Land was Young' to experience
- the desired sensation.... There is action of the most
- virile type throughout the romance.... It is vividly
- told, and presents a realistic picture of the days
- 'when the land was young.'"
-
- Lothrop Publishing Company - - Boston
-
- * * * * *
-
- Transcriber's Notes:
-
- Obvious punctuation errors repaired.
-
- Page 21, "portmonnaie" changed to "portemonnaie" (also
- a portemonnaie containing)
-
- Page 59, "buscuits" changed to "biscuits" (fried
- potatoes, tea-biscuits)
-
- Page 267, "that" changed to "than" (luxury than Queen
- Elizabeth)
-
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