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- NOTHING BUT THE TRUTH
-
- By
-
- FREDERIC S. ISHAM
-
- Author of
- The Strollers, Under the Rose,
- The Social Buccaneer, Etc.
-
- INDIANAPOLIS
- THE BOBBS-MERRILL COMPANY
- PUBLISHERS
-
-
-
-
- Copyright 1914
- The Bobbs-Merrill Company
-
- PRESS OF
- BRAUNWORTH & CO.
- BOOKBINDERS AND PRINTERS
- BROOKLYN, N. Y.
-
-
-
-
- Table of Contents
-
- THE TEMERITY OF BOB
- A TRY-OUT
- AN INAUSPICIOUS BEGINNING
- A CHAT ON THE LINKS
- TRIVIALITIES
- DINNER
- VARYING VICISSITUDES
- NEW COMPLICATIONS
- ANOTHER SURPRISE
- INTO BONDAGE
- FISHING
- JUST ONE THING AFTER ANOTHER
- AN ENFORCED REST CURE
- MUTINY
- AN EXTRAORDINARY INTERVIEW
- PLAYING WITH BOB
- A GOOD DEAL OF GEE-GEE
- A FORMIDABLE ADVERSARY
- BOB FORGETS HIMSELF
- HAND-READING
- HEART OF STONE
- A REAL BENEFACTOR
- MAKING GOOD
- AT THE PORTALS
-
-
-
-
- NOTHING BUT THE TRUTH
-
-
-
-
- CHAPTER I--THE TEMERITY OF BOB
-
-
-"It can't be done."
-
-"Of course, it can."
-
-"A man couldn't survive the ordeal."
-
-"Could do it myself."
-
-The scene was the University Club. The talk spread over a good deal of
-space, as talk will when pink cocktails, or "green gardens in a glass"
-confront, or are in front of, the talkees. Dickie said it couldn't be
-done and Bob said it was possible and that he could do it. He might not
-have felt such confidence had it not been for the verdant stimulation.
-He could have done anything just then, so why not this particular feat
-or stunt? And who was this temerarious one and what was he like?
-
-As an excellent specimen of a masculine young animal, genus homo, Bob
-Bennett was good to look on. Some of those young ladies who wave banners
-when young men strain their backs and their arms and their legs in the
-cause of learning, had, in the days of the not remote past, dubbed him,
-sub rosa, the "blue-eyed Apollo." Some of the fellows not so
-euphemistically inclined had, however, during that same glorious period
-found frequent occasion to refer to him less classically, if more
-truthfully, as "that darn fool, Bob Bennett." That was on account of a
-streak of wildness in him, for he was a free bold creature, was Bob.
-Conventional bars and gates chafed him. He may have looked like a
-"blue-eyed Apollo," but his spirit had the wings of a wild goose, than
-which there are no faster birds--for a wild goose is the biplane of the
-empyrean.
-
-Now that Bob had ceased the chase for learning and was out in the wide
-world, he should have acquired an additional sobriquet--that of
-"Impecunious Bob." It would have fitted his pecuniary condition very
-nicely. Once he had had great expectations, but alas!--dad had just
-"come a cropper." They had sheared him on the street. The world in
-general didn't know about it yet, but Bob did.
-
-"We're broke, Bob," said dad that very morning.
-
-"That's all right, Gov.," said Bob. "Can you get up?"
-
-"I can't even procure a pair of crutches to hobble with," answered dad.
-
-"Never mind," observed Bob magnanimously. "You've done pretty well by me
-up to date. Don't you worry or reproach yourself. I'm not going to heap
-abuse on those gray hairs."
-
-"Thanks, Bob." Coolly. "_I'm_ not worrying. You see, it's up to you
-now."
-
-"Me?" Bob stared.
-
-"Yes. You see I believe in the Japanese method."
-
-"What's that?" Uneasily.
-
-"Duty of a child to support his parent, when said child is grown up!"
-
-Bob whistled. "Say, Gov., do you mean it?"
-
-"Gospel truth, Bob."
-
-Bob whistled again. "Not joking?"
-
-"'Pon honor!" Cheerfully.
-
-"I never did like the Japanese," from Bob, sotto voce. "Blame lot of
-heathens--that's what they are!"
-
-"I've got a dollar or two that I owe tucked away where no one can find
-it except me," went on dad, unmindful of Bob's little soliloquy. "That
-will have to last until you come to the rescue."
-
-"Gee! I'm glad you were thoughtful enough for that!" ejaculated the
-young man. "Sure you can keep it hidden?"
-
-"Burglars couldn't find it," said dad confidently, "let alone my
-creditors--God bless them! But it won't last long, Bob. Bear that in
-mind. It'll be a mighty short respite."
-
-"Oh, I'll not forget it. If--if it's not an impertinence, may I ask what
-_you_ are going to do, dad?"
-
-"I'm contemplating a fishing trip, first of all, and after that--quien
-sabe? Some pleasure suitable to my retired condition will undoubtedly
-suggest itself. I may take up the study of philosophy. Confucius has
-always interested me. They say it takes forty years to read him and then
-forty years to digest what you have read. The occupation would, no
-doubt, prove adequate. But don't concern yourself about that, dear boy.
-I'll get on. You owe me a large debt of gratitude. I'm thrusting a great
-responsibility on you. It should be the making of you." Bob had his
-secret doubts. "Get out and hustle, dear boy. It's up to you, now!" And
-he spread out his hands in care-free fashion and smiled blandly. No
-Buddha could have appeared more complacent--only instead of a lotus
-flower, Bob's dad held in his hand a long black weed, the puffing of
-which seemed to afford a large measure of ecstatic satisfaction. "Go!"
-He waved the free hand. "My blessing on your efforts."
-
-Bob started to go, and then he lingered. "Perhaps," he said, "you can
-tell me _what_ I am going to do?"
-
-"Don't know." Cheerfully.
-
-"What _can_ I do?" Hopelessly.
-
-"Couldn't say."
-
-"I don't know _anything_."
-
-"Ha! ha!" Dad laughed, as if son had sprung a joke. "Well, that is a
-condition experience will remove. Experience _and_ hard knocks," he
-added.
-
-Bob swore softly. His head was humming. No heroic purpose to get out and
-fight his way moved him. He didn't care about shoveling earth, or
-chopping down trees. He had no frenzied desire to brave the
-sixty-below-zero temperature of the Klondike in a mad search for gold.
-In a word, he didn't feel at all like the heroes in the books who
-conquer under almost impossible conditions in the vastnesses of the
-"open," and incidentally whallop a few herculean simple-minded sons of
-nature, just to prove that breed is better than brawn.
-
-"Of course, I could give you a little advice, Bob," said the governor
-softly. "If you should find hustling a bit arduous for one of your
-luxurious nature, there's an alternative. It is always open to a young
-man upon whom nature has showered her favors."
-
-"Don't know what you mean by that last," growled Bob, who disliked
-personalities. "But what is the alternative to hustling?"
-
-"Get married," said dad coolly.
-
-Bob changed color. Dad watched him keenly.
-
-"There's always the matrimonial market for young men who have not
-learned to specialize. I've known many such marriages to turn out
-happily, too. Marrying right, my boy, is a practical, not a sentimental
-business."
-
-Bob looked disgusted.
-
-"There's Miss Gwendoline Gerald, for example. Millions in her own name,
-and--"
-
-"Hold on, dad!" cried Bob. His face was flaming now. The blue eyes
-gleamed almost fiercely.
-
-"I knew you were acquainted," observed dad softly, still studying him.
-"Besides she's a beautiful girl and--"
-
-"Drop it, dad!" burst from Bob. "We've never had a quarrel, but--"
-Suddenly he realized his attitude was actually menacing. And toward
-dad--his own dad! "I beg your pardon, sir," he muttered contritely. "I'm
-afraid I am forgetting myself. But please turn the talk."
-
-"All right," said dad. "I forgive you. I was only trying to elucidate
-your position. But since it's not to be the matrimonial market, it'll
-have to be a hustle, my boy. I'm too old to make another fortune. I've
-done my bit and now I'm going to retire on my son. Sounds fair and
-equitable, doesn't it, Bob?"
-
-"I'd hate to contradict you, sir," the other answered moodily.
-
-Dad walked up to him and laid an arm affectionately upon son's broad
-shoulders. "I've the utmost confidence in you, my boy," he said, with a
-bland smile.
-
-"Thank you, sir," replied Bob. He always preserved an attitude of filial
-respect toward his one and only parent. But he tore himself away from
-dad now as soon as he could. He wanted to think. The average hero,
-thrust out into the world, has only a single load to carry. He has only
-to earn a living for himself. Bob's load was a double one and therefore
-he would have to be a double hero. Mechanically he walked on and on,
-cogitating upon his unenviable fate. Suddenly he stopped. He found
-himself in front of the club. Bob went in. And there he met Dickie,
-Clarence, Dan the doughty "commodore" and some others.
-
- * * * * *
-
-That Impecunious Bob should have said "It could be done" to Imperial
-Dickie's "It couldn't" and have allowed himself to be drawn further into
-the affair was, in itself, an impertinence. For Dickie was a person of
-importance. He had a string of simoleons so long that a
-newspaper-mathematician once computed if you spread them out, touching
-one another, they would reach half around the world. Or was it twice
-around? Anyhow, Dickie didn't have to worry about hustling, the way Bob
-did now. At the moment the latter was in a mood to contradict any one.
-He felt reckless. He was ready for almost anything--short of an
-imitation of that back-to-nature hero of a popular novel.
-
-They had been going on about that "could" and "couldn't" proposition for
-some time when some one staked Bob. That some one was promptly "called"
-by the "commodore"--as jolly a sea-dog as never trod a deck. Dan was a
-land-commodore, but he was very popular at the Yacht Club, where
-something besides waves seethed when he was around. He didn't go often
-to the University Club where he complained things were too pedagogic.
-(No one else ever complained of that.) He liked to see the decks--or
-floors--wave. Then he was in his element and would issue orders with the
-blithe abandon of a son of Neptune. There was no delay in "clapping on
-sail" when the commodore was at the helm. And if he said: "Clear the
-decks for action," there was action. When he did occasionally drift into
-the University, he brought with him the flavor of the sea. Things at
-once breezed up.
-
-Well, the commodore called that some one quick.
-
-"Five thousand he can't do it."
-
-"For how long?" says Dickie.
-
-"A week," answered the commodore.
-
-"Make it two."
-
-"Oh, very well."
-
-"Three, if you like!" from Bob, the stormy petrel.
-
-They gazed at him admiringly.
-
-"It isn't the green garden talking, is it, Bob?" asked Clarence Van
-Duzen whose sole occupation was being a director in a few
-corporations--or, more strictly speaking, _not_ being one. It took
-almost all Clarence's time to "direct" his wife, or try to.
-
-Bob looked at Clarence reproachfully. "No," he said. "I'm still master
-of all my thoughts." Gloomily. "I couldn't forget if I tried."
-
-"That's all right, then," said Dickie.
-
-Then Clarence "took" some one else who staked Bob. And Dickie did
-likewise. And there was some more talk. And then Bob staked himself.
-
-"Little short of cash at the bank just now," he observed. "But if you'll
-take my note--"
-
-"Take your word if you want," said the commodore.
-
-"No; here's my note." He gave it--a large amount--payable in thirty
-days. It was awful, but he did it. He hardly thought what he was doing.
-Having the utmost confidence he would win, he didn't stop to realize
-what a large contract he was taking on. But Dan, Dickie, Clarence and
-the others did.
-
-"Of course, you can't go away and hide," said Dickie to Bob with sudden
-suspicion.
-
-"No; you can't do that," from Clarence. "Or get yourself arrested and
-locked up for three weeks! That wouldn't be fair, old chap."
-
-"Bob understands he's got to go on in the even tenor of his way," said
-the commodore.
-
-Bob nodded. "Just as if nothing had happened!" he observed. "I'll not
-seek, or I'll not shirk. I'm on honor, you understand."
-
-"That's good enough for me!" said Dickie. "Bob's honest."
-
-"And me!" from Clarence.
-
-"And me!" from half a dozen other good souls, including the non-aqueous
-commodore.
-
-"Gentlemen, I thank you," said Bob, affected by this outburst of
-confidence. "I thank you for this display of--this display--"
-
-"Cut it!"
-
-"Cork it up! And speaking of corks--"
-
-"When does it begin?" interrupted Bob.
-
-"When you walk out of here,"
-
-"At the front door?"
-
-"When your foot touches the sidewalk, son." The commodore who was about
-forty in years sometimes assumed the paternal.
-
-"Never mind the 'son.'" Bob shuddered. "One father at a time, please!"
-And then hastily, not to seem ungracious: "I've got such a jolly good,
-real dad, you understand--"
-
-The commodore dropped the paternal. "Well, lads, here's a bumper to
-Bob," he said.
-
-"We see his finish."
-
-"No doubt of that."
-
-"To Bob! Good old Bob! Ho! ho!"
-
-"Ha! ha!" said Bob funereally.
-
-Then he got up.
-
-"Going?"
-
-"Might as well."
-
-The commodore drew out a watch.
-
-"Twelve minutes after three p.m. Monday, the twelfth of September, in
-the year of our Lord, 1813," he said. "You are all witnesses of the time
-the ball was opened?"
-
-"We are."
-
-"Good-by, Bob."
-
-"Oh, let's go with him a way!"
-
-"_Might_ be interesting," from Clarence sardonically.
-
-"It might. Least we can do is to see him start on his way rejoicing."
-
-"That's so. Come on." Which they did.
-
-Bob offered no objection. He didn't much care at the time whether they
-did or not. What would happen would. He braced himself for the
-inevitable.
-
-
-
-
- CHAPTER II--A TRY-OUT
-
-
-To tell the truth--to blurt out nothing but the truth to every one, and
-on every occasion, for three whole weeks--that's what Bob had contracted
-to do. From the point of view of the commodore and the others, the man
-who tried to fill this contract would certainly be shot, or
-electrocuted, or ridden out of town on a rail, or receive a coat of tar
-and feathers. And Bob had such a wide circle of friends, too, which
-would make his task the harder; the handsome dog was popular. He was
-asked everywhere that was anywhere and he went, too. He would certainly
-"get his." The jovial commodore was delighted. He would have a whole lot
-of fun at Bob's expense. Wasn't the latter the big boob, though? And
-wouldn't he be put through his paces? Really it promised to be
-delicious. The commodore and the others went along with Bob just for a
-little try-out.
-
-At first nothing especially interesting happened. They walked without
-meeting any one they were acquainted with. Transients! transients! where
-did they all come from? Once on their progress down the avenue the hopes
-of Bob's friends rose high. A car they knew got held up on a side street
-not far away from them. It was a gorgeous car and it had a gorgeous
-occupant, but a grocery wagon was between them and it. The commodore
-warbled blithely.
-
-"Come on, Bob. Time for a word or two!"
-
-But handsome Bob shook his head. "The 'even tenor of his way,'" he
-quoted. "I don't ordinarily go popping in and out between wheels like a
-rabbit. I'm not looking to commit suicide."
-
-"Oh, I only wanted to say: 'How do you do,'" retorted the commodore
-rather sulkily. "Or 'May I tango with you at tea this afternoon, Mrs.
-Ralston?'"
-
-"Or observe: 'How young she looks to-day, eh, Bob?'" murmured that young
-gentleman suspiciously.
-
-"Artful! Artful!" Clarence poked the commodore in the ribs. "Sly old
-sea-dog!"
-
-"Well, let's move on," yawned Dickie. "Nothing doing here."
-
-"Wait!" The commodore had an idea. "Hi, you young grocery lad, back up a
-little, will you?"
-
-"Wha' for?" said the boy, aggressive at once. Babes are born in New York
-with chips on their shoulders.
-
-"As a matter of trifling accommodation, that is all," answered the
-commodore sweetly. "On the other side of you is a stately car and we
-would hold conversation with--"
-
-"Aw, gwan! Guess I got as much right to the street as it has." And as a
-display of his "rights," he even touched up his horse a few inches, to
-intervene more thoroughly.
-
-"Perhaps now for half a dollar--" began the commodore, more
-insinuatingly. Then he groaned: "Too late!" The policeman had lifted the
-ban. The stately car turned into the avenue and was swallowed up amid a
-myriad of more or less imposing vehicles. They had, however, received a
-bow from the occupant. That was all there had been opportunity for.
-Incidentally, the small boy had bestowed upon them his parting
-compliments:
-
-"Smart old guy! You think youse--" The rest was jumbled up or lost in
-the usual cacophony of the thoroughfare.
-
-"Too bad!" murmured the commodore. "But still these three weeks are
-young."
-
-"'Three weeks!'" observed Dickie. "Sounds like plagiarism!"
-
-"Oh, Bob won't have that kind of a 'three weeks,'" snickered Clarence.
-
-"Bob's will be an expurgated edition," from the commodore, recovering
-his spirits.
-
-"Maybe we ought to make it four?"
-
-"Three will do," said Bob, who wasn't enjoying this chaffing. Every one
-they approached he now eyed apprehensively.
-
-But he was a joy-giver, if not receiver, for his tall handsome figure
-attracted many admiring glances. His striking head with its blond
-curls--they weren't exactly curls, only his hair wasn't straight, but
-clung rather wavy-like to the bold contour of his head--his careless
-stride, and that general effect of young masculinity--all this caused
-sundry humble feminine hearts to go pit-a-pat. Bob's progress, however,
-was generally followed by pit-a-pats from shop-girls and bonnet-bearers.
-Especially at the noon hour! Then Bob seemed to these humble toilers,
-like dessert, after hard-boiled eggs, stale sandwiches and pickles.
-
-But Bob was quite unaware of any approving glances cast after him. He
-was thinking, and thinking hard. He wasn't so sanguine now as he had
-been when he had left the club. What might have happened at that street
-corner appealed to him with sudden poignant force. Mrs. Ralston was of
-the _creme de la creme_. She was determined to stay young. She pretended
-to be thirty years or so younger than she was. In fact, she was rather a
-ridiculous old lady who found it hard to conceal her age. Now what if
-the commodore had found opportunity to ask that awful question? Bob
-could have made only one reply and told the truth. The largeness of his
-contract was becoming more apparent to him. He began to see himself now
-from Dan's standpoint. Incidentally, he was beginning to develop a great
-dislike for that genial land-mariner.
-
-"How about the Waldorf?" They had paused at the corner of Thirty-fourth
-Street. "May find some one there," suggested Clarence.
-
-"In Peek-a-Boo Alley?" scornfully from Dickie.
-
-"Oh, I heard there was a concert, or something upstairs," said Clarence.
-"In that you've-got-to-be-introduced room! And some of the real people
-have to walk through to get to it."
-
-Accordingly they entered the Waldorf and the commodore hustled them up
-and down and around, without, however, their encountering a single
-"real" person. There were only people present--loads of them, not from
-somewhere but from everywhere. They did the circuit several times, still
-without catching sight of a real person.
-
-"Whew! This _is_ a lonesome place!" breathed the commodore at last.
-
-"Let's depart!" disgustedly from Clarence. "Apologize for steering you
-into these barren wastes!"
-
-"What's your hurry?" said Bob, with a little more bravado. Then suddenly
-he forgot about those other three. His entranced gaze became focused on
-one. He saw only her.
-
-"Ha!" The commodore's quick glance, following Bob's, caught sight, too,
-of that wonderful face in the distance--the stunning, glowing young
-figure--that regal dream of just-budded girlhood--that superb vision in
-a lovely afternoon gown! She was followed by one or two others. One
-could only imagine her leading. There would, of course, always be
-several at her either side and quite a number dangling behind. Her lips
-were like the red rosebuds that swung negligently from her hand as she
-floated through the crowd. Her eyes suggested veiled dreams amid the
-confusion and hubbub of a topsyturvy world. She was like something
-rhythmical precipitated amid chaos. A far-away impression of a smile
-played around the corners of her proud lips.
-
-The commodore precipitated himself in her direction. Bob put out a hand
-as if to grasp him by the coat tails, but the other was already beyond
-reach and Bob's hand fell to his side. He stood passive. That was his
-part. Only he wasn't passive inwardly. His heart was beating wildly. He
-could imagine himself with her and them--those others in her train--and
-the conversation that would ensue, for he had no doubt of the
-commodore's intentions. Dan was an adept at rounding up people. Bob
-could see himself at a table participating in the conversation--prepared
-conversation, some of it! He could imagine the commodore leading little
-rivulets of talk into certain channels for his benefit. Dan would see to
-it that they would ask him (Bob) questions, embarrassing ones. That
-"advice" dad had given him weighed on Bob like a nightmare.
-Suppose--ghastly thought!--truth compelled him ever to speak of that?
-And to her! A shiver ran down Bob's backbone. Nearer she
-drew--nearer--while Bob gazed as if fascinated, full of rapturous,
-paradoxical dread. Now the commodore was almost upon her when--
-
-Ah, what was that? An open elevator?--people going in?--She, too,--those
-with her--Yes--click! a closed door! The radiant vision had vanished,
-was going upward; Bob breathed again. Think of being even paradoxically
-glad at witnessing _her_ disappear! Bob ceased now to think; stood as in
-a trance.
-
-"Why _do_ people go to concerts?" said the commodore in aggrieved tones.
-"Some queen, that!"
-
-"And got the rocks--or stocks!" from Dickie. "Owns about three of those
-railroads that are going a-begging nowadays."
-
-"Wake up, Bobbie!" some one now addressed that abstracted individual.
-
-Bob shook himself.
-
-"Old friend of yours, Miss Gwendoline Gerald, I believe?" said the
-commodore significantly.
-
-"Yes; I've known Miss Gerald for some time," said Bob coldly.
-
-"'Known for some time'--" mimicked the commodore. "Phlegmatic dog! Well,
-what shall we do now?"
-
-"Hang around until the concert's over?" suggested Dickie.
-
-"Hang around nothing!" said the commodore. "It's one of those classical
-high-jinks." Disgustedly. "Lasts so late the sufferers haven't time for
-anything after it's over. Just enough energy left to stagger to their
-cars and fall over in a comatose condition."
-
-"Suppose we _could_ go to the bar?"
-
-"Naughty! Naughty!" A sprightly voice interrupted.
-
-The commodore wheeled. "Mrs. Ralston!" he exclaimed gladly.
-
-It was the gorgeous lady of the gorgeous car.
-
-"Just finished my shopping and thought I'd have a look in here," she
-said vivaciously.
-
-"Concert, I suppose?" from the commodore, jubilantly.
-
-"Yes. Dubussy. Don't you adore Dubussy?" with schoolgirlish enthusiasm.
-Though almost sixty, she had the manners of a "just-come-out."
-
-"Nothing like it," lied the commodore.
-
-"Ah, then you, too, are a modern?" gushed the lady.
-
-"I'm so advanced," said the commodore, "I can't keep up with myself."
-
-They laughed. "Ah, silly man!" said the lady's eyes. Bob gazed at her
-and the commodore enviously. Oh, to be able once more to prevaricate
-like that! The commodore had never heard Dubussy in his life. Ragtime
-and merry hornpipes were his limits. And Mrs. Ralston was going to the
-concert, it is true, but to hear the music? Ah, no! Her box was a
-fashionable rendezvous, and from it she could study modernity in hats.
-Therein, at least, she was a modern of the moderns. She was so advanced,
-the styles had fairly to trot, or turkey-trot, to keep up with her.
-
-"Well," she said, with that approving glance women usually bestowed upon
-Bob, "I suppose I mustn't detain you busy people after that remark I
-overheard."
-
-"Oh, don't hurry," said the commodore hastily. "Between old friends--
-But I say-- By jove, you _are_ looking well. Never saw you looking so
-young and charming. Never!" It was rather crudely done, but the
-commodore could say things more bluntly than other people and "get away
-with them." He was rather a privileged character. Bob began to breathe
-hard, having a foretaste of what was to follow. And Mrs. "Willie"
-Ralston was Miss Gwendoline Gerald's aunt! No doubt that young lady was
-up in her aunt's box at this moment.
-
-"Never!" repeated the commodore. "Eh, Bob? Doesn't look a day over
-thirty," with a jovial, freehearted sailor laugh. "Does she now?"
-
-It had come. That first test! And the question had to be answered. The
-lady was looking at Bob. They were all waiting. A fraction of a second,
-or so, which seemed like a geological epoch, Bob hesitated. He had to
-reply and yet being a gentleman, how could he? No matter what it cost
-him, he would simply have to "lie like a gentleman." He--
-
-Suddenly an idea shot through his befuddled brain. Maybe Mrs. Ralston
-wouldn't know what he said, if he--? She had been numerous times to
-France, of course, but she was not mentally a heavy-weight. Languages
-might not be her forte. Presumably she had all she could do to chatter
-in English. Bob didn't know much French himself. He would take a chance
-on her, however. He made a bow which was Chesterfieldian and
-incidentally made answer, rattling it off with the swiftness of a
-boulevardier.
-
-"_Il me faut dire que, vraiment, Madame Ralston parait aussi agee
-qu'elle l'est!_" ("I am obliged to say that Mrs. Ralston appears as old
-as she is!")
-
-Then he straightened as if he had just delivered a stunning compliment.
-
-"_Merci!_" The lady smiled. She also beamed. "How well you speak French,
-Mr. Bennett!"
-
-The commodore nearly exploded. _He_ understood French.
-
-Bob expanded, beginning to breathe freely once more. "Language of
-courtiers and diplomats!" he mumbled.
-
-Mrs. Ralston shook an admonishing finger at him. "Flatterer!" she said,
-and departed.
-
-Whereupon the commodore leaned weakly against Dickie while Clarence sank
-into a chair. First round for Bob!
-
- * * * * *
-
-The commodore was the first to recover. His voice was reproachful. "Was
-_that_ quite fair?--that parleyvoo business? I don't know about it's
-being allowed."
-
-"Why not?" calmly from Bob. "Is truth confined to one tongue?"
-
-"But what about that 'even tenor of your way'?" fenced the commodore.
-"You don't, as a usual thing, go around parleyvooing--"
-
-"What about the even tenor of your own ways?" retorted Bob.
-
-"Nothing said about _that_ when we--"
-
-"No, but--how can _I_ go the even tenor, if _you_ don't go yours?"
-
-"Hum?" said the commodore.
-
-"Don't you see it's not the even tenor?" persisted Bob. "But it's your
-fault if it isn't."
-
-"Some logic in that," observed Clarence.
-
-"Maybe, we _have_ been a bit too previous," conceded the commodore.
-
-"That isn't precisely the adjective I would use," returned Bob. He found
-himself thinking more clearly now. They had all, perhaps, been stepping
-rather lightly when they had left the club. He should have thought of
-this before. But Bob's brain moved rather slowly sometimes and the
-others had been too bent on having a good time to consider all the
-ethics of the case. They showed themselves fair-minded enough now,
-however.
-
-"Bob's right," said the commodore sorrowfully. "Suppose we've got to
-eliminate ourselves from his agreeable company for the next three weeks,
-unless we just naturally happen to meet. We'll miss a lot of fun, but I
-guess it's just got to be. What about that parleyvooing business though,
-Bob?"
-
-"That's got to be eliminated, too!" from Dickie. "Why, he might tell the
-truth in Chinese."
-
-"All right, fellows," said Bob shortly. "You quit tagging and I'll talk
-United States."
-
-"Good. I'm off," said the commodore. And he went. The others followed.
-Bob was left alone. He found the solitude blessed and began to have
-hopes once more. Why, he might even be permitted to enjoy a real lonely
-three weeks, now that he had got rid of that trio. He drew out a cigar
-and began to tell himself he _was_ enjoying himself when--
-
-"Mr. Robert Bennett!" The voice of a page smote the air. It broke into
-his reflections like a shock.
-
-"Mr. Bennett!" again bawled the voice.
-
-For the moment Bob was tempted to let him slip by, but conscience
-wouldn't let him. He lifted a finger.
-
-"Message for Mr. Bennett," said the urchin.
-
-Bob took it. He experienced forebodings as he saw the dainty card and
-inscription. He read it. Then he groaned. Would Mr. Robert Bennett join
-Mrs. Ralston's house-party at Tonkton? There were a few more words in
-that impulsive lady's characteristic, vivacious style. And then there
-were two words in another handwriting that he knew. "Will you?" That
-"Will you?" wasn't signed. Bob stared at it. Would he? He had to. He was
-in honor bound, because ordinarily he would have accepted with alacrity.
-But a house-party for him, under present circumstances! He would be a
-merry guest. Ye gods and little fishes! And then some! He gave a hollow
-laugh, while the urchin gazed at him sympathetically. Evidently the
-gentleman had received bad news.
-
-
-
-
- CHAPTER III--AN INAUSPICIOUS BEGINNING
-
-
-Mrs. Ralston's house-parties were usually satisfactory affairs. She was
-fond of people, especially young people, and more especially of young
-men of the Apollo variety, though in a strictly proper, platonic and
-critical sense. Indeed, her taste in the abstract, for animated
-Praxiteles had, for well-nigh two-score of years, been unimpeachable. At
-the big gatherings in her noble country mansion, there was always a
-liberal sprinkling of decorative and animated objects of art of this
-description. She liked to ornament her porches or her gardens with husky
-and handsome young college athletes. She had an intuitive artistic taste
-for stunning living-statuary, "dressed up," of course. Bob came
-distinctly in that category. So behold him then, one fine morning, on
-the little sawed-off train that whisked common people--and sometimes a
-few notables when their cars were otherwise engaged--countryward. Bob
-had a big grip by his side, his golf sticks were in a rack and he had a
-newspaper in his hand. The sunshine came in on him but his mood was not
-sunny. An interview with dad just before leaving hadn't improved his
-spirits. He had found dad at the breakfast table examining a book of
-artificial flies, on one hand, and a big reel on the other.
-
-"Which shall it be, my son?" dad had greeted him cordially. "Trout or
-tarpon?"
-
-"I guess that's for you to decide," Robert had answered grumpily. Dad,
-in his new role, was beginning to get on Bob's nerves. Dad didn't seem
-to be at all concerned about his future. He shifted that weighty and
-momentous subject just as lightly! He acted as if he hadn't a care in
-the world.
-
-"Wish I _could_ make up my mind," he said, like a boy in some doubt how
-he can best put in his time when he plays hooky. "Minnows or whales?
-I'll toss up." He did. "Whales win. By the way, how's the hustling
-coming on?"
-
-"Don't know."
-
-"Well, don't put it off too long." Cheerfully. "I guess I can worry
-along for about three weeks."
-
-"Three weeks!" said Bob gloomily. Oh, that familiar sound!
-
-"You wouldn't have me stint myself, would you, my son?" Half
-reproachfully. "You wouldn't have dad deny himself anything?"
-
-"No," answered the other truthfully enough. As a matter of fact things
-couldn't be much worse, so he didn't much care. Fortunately, dad didn't
-ask any questions or show any curiosity about that "hustling" business.
-He seemed to take it for granted Bob would arise to the occasion and be
-as indulgent a son as he had been an indulgent dad--for he had never
-denied the boy anything. Bob softened when he thought of that. But
-confound dad's childlike faith in him, at this period of emergency. It
-made Bob nervous. He had no faith in himself that way. Dad _did_ lift
-his eyebrows just a little when Bob brought down his big grip.
-
-"Week-end?" he hazarded.
-
-"Whole week," replied Bob in a melancholy tone.
-
-"Whither?"
-
-"Tonkton."
-
-Dad beamed. "Mrs. Ralston?"
-
-"Yes."
-
-"Aunt of Miss Gwendoline Gerald, I believe?" With a quick penetrating
-glance at Bob.
-
-"Yes."
-
-"Sensible boy," observed dad, still studying him.
-
-"Oh, I'm not going for the reason you think," said Bob quite savagely.
-He was most unlike himself.
-
-"Of course not." Dad was conciliatory.
-
-"I'm not. Think what you like."
-
-"Too much work to think," yawned dad.
-
-"But you _are_ thinking." Resentfully.
-
-"Have it your own way."
-
-Bob squared his shoulders. "You want to know really why I'm going to
-Tonkton?"
-
-"Have I ever tried to force your confidences, my son?"
-
-"I'm going because I've got to. I can't help myself."
-
-"Of course," said dad. "Ta! ta! Enjoy yourself. See you in three weeks."
-
-"Three--!" But Bob didn't finish. What was the use? Dad thought he was
-going to Tonkton because Miss Gerald might be there.
-
-As a matter of fact Bob's one great wish now was that she wouldn't be
-there. He wanted, and yet didn't want, to see her. What had he to hope
-now? Why, he didn't have a son, or not enough of them to count. He was
-to all practical intents and purposes a pauper. Dad's "going broke" had
-changed his whole life. He had been reared in the lap of luxury, a
-pampered son. He had never dreamed of being otherwise. And considering
-himself a favored child of fortune, he had even dared entertain the
-delirious hope of winning her--her, the goddess of his dreams.
-
-But hope now was gone. Regrets were useless. He could no longer conceive
-himself in the role of suitor. Why, there were few girls in the whole
-land so overburdened with "rocks"--as Dickie called them! If only she
-didn't have those rocks--or stocks! "Impecunious Gwendoline!" How well
-that would go with "Impecunious Bob!" If only her trustees would hit the
-toboggan, the way dad did! But trustees don't go tobogganing. They
-eschew the smooth and slippery. They speculate in government bonds and
-things that fluctuate about a point or so a century. No chance for quick
-action there! On the contrary, the trustees were probably making those
-millions grow. Bob heaved a sigh. Then he took something white from his
-pocket and gazed at two words, ardently yet dubiously.
-
-That "Will you?" of hers on Mrs. Ralston's card exhilarated and at the
-same time depressed him. It implied she, herself, did expect to be at
-her aunt's country place. He attached no other especial importance to
-the "Will you?" An imperious young person in her exalted position could
-command as she pleased. She could say "Will you?" or "You will" to
-dozens of more or less callow youths, or young grown-ups, with impunity,
-and none of said dozens would attach any undue flattering meaning to her
-words. Miss Gerald found safety in numbers. She was as yet heart-free.
-
-"Can you--aw!--tell me how far it is to Tonkton?" a voice behind here
-interrupted his ruminations.
-
-Bob hastily returned the card to his pocket, and glancing back, saw a
-monocle. "Matter of ten miles or so," he responded curtly. He didn't
-like monocles.
-
-"Aw!" said the man.
-
-Bob picked up his newspaper that he had laid down, and frowningly began
-to glance over the head-lines. The man behind him glanced over them,
-too.
-
-"Another society robbery, I see," the latter remarked. "No function
-complete without them nowadays, I understand. Wonderful country,
-America! Guests here always expect--aw!--to be robbed, I've been told."
-
-"Have the paper," said Bob with cutting accents.
-
-"Thanks awfully." The man with the monocle took the paper as a matter of
-course, seeming totally unaware of the sarcasm in Bob's tone. At first,
-Bob felt like kicking himself; the rustle of the paper in those alien
-hands caused him to shuffle his feet with mild irritation. Then he
-forgot all about the paper and the monocle man. His thoughts began once
-more to go over and over the same old ground, until--
-
-"T'nk'n!" The stentorian abbreviation of the conductor made Bob get up
-with a start. Grabbing his grip--hardly any weight at all for his
-muscular arm--in one hand, and his implements of the game in the other,
-he swung down the aisle and on to the platform. A good many people got
-off, for a small town nestled beneath the high rolling lands of the
-country estates of the affluent. There were vehicles of all kinds at the
-station, among them a number of cars, and in one of the latter Bob
-recognized Mrs. Ralston's chauffeur.
-
-A moment he hesitated. He supposed he ought to step forward and get in,
-for that was what he naturally would do. But he wanted to think; he
-didn't want to get to the house in a hurry. Still he had to do what he
-naturally would do and he started to do it when some other people Bob
-didn't know--prospective guests, presumably, among them the man with the
-monocle--got into the car and fairly filled it. That let Bob out nicely
-and naturally. It gave him another breathing spell. He had got so he was
-looking forward to these little breathing spells.
-
-"Hack, sir?" said a voice.
-
-"Not for me," replied Bob. "But you can tote this up the hill,"
-indicating the grip. "Ralston house."
-
-"Dollar and a half, sir," said the man. "Same price if you go along,
-too."
-
-"What?" It just occurred to Bob he hadn't many dollars left, and of
-course, tips would be expected up there, at the big house. It behooved
-him, therefore, to be frugal. But to argue about a dollar and a
-half!--he, a guest at the several million dollar house! On the other
-hand, that dollar looked large to Bob at this moment. Imagine if he had
-to earn a dollar and a half! He couldn't at the moment tell how he would
-do it.
-
-"Hold on." Bob took the grip away from the man. "Why, it's outrageous,
-such a tariff! Same price, with or without me, indeed! I tell you--"
-Suddenly he stopped. He had an awful realization that he was acting a
-part. That forced indignation of his was not the truth; that aloof kind
-of an attitude wasn't the truth, either.
-
-"To tell you the truth," said Bob, "I can't afford it."
-
-"Can't afford. Ha! ha!" That was a joke. One of Mrs. Ralston's guests,
-not afford--!
-
-"No," said Bob. "I've only got about fifteen dollars and a half to my
-name. I guess you're worth more than that yourself, aren't you?" With
-sudden respect in his tone.
-
-"I guess I am," said the man, grinning.
-
-"Then, logically, I should be carrying your valise," retorted Bob.
-
-"Ha! ha! That's good." The fellow had been transporting the overflow of
-Mrs. Ralston's guests for years, but he had never met quite such an
-eccentric one as this. He chuckled now as if it were the best joke.
-"I'll tell you what--I'll take it for nothing, and leave it to you what
-you give me!" Maybe, for a joke, he'd get a fifty--dollars, not cents.
-These young millionaire men did perpetrate little funnyisms like that.
-Why, one of them had once "beat him down" a quarter on his fare and then
-given him ten dollars for a tip. "Ha! ha!" repeated the fellow,
-surveying Bob's elegant and faultless attire, "I'll do it for nothing,
-and you--"
-
-Bob walked away carrying his grip. Here he was telling the truth and he
-wasn't believed. The man took him for one of those irresponsible merry
-fellows. That was odd. Was it auspicious? Should he derive encouragement
-therefrom? Maybe the others would only say "Ha! ha!" when he told the
-truth. But though he tried to feel the fellow's attitude was a good
-omen, he didn't succeed very well.
-
-No use trying to deceive _himself_! Might as well get accustomed to that
-truth-telling habit even in his own thoughts! That diabolical trio of
-friends had seen plainer than he. _They_ had realized the dazzling
-difficulties of the task confronting him. How they were laughing in
-their sleeves now at "darn fool Bob!" Bob, a young Don Quixote, sallying
-forth to attempt the impossible! The preposterous part of the whole
-business was that his role _was_ preposterous. Why, he really and truly,
-in his transformed condition, ought to be just like every one else. That
-he was a unique exception--a figure alone in his glory, or ingloriously
-alone--was a fine commentary on this old world, anyhow.
-
-What an old humbug of a world it was, he thought, when, passing before
-the one and only book-store the little village boasted of, he ran plump
-into, or almost into, Miss Gwendoline Gerald.
-
-She, at that moment, had just emerged from the shop with a supply of
-popular magazines in her arms. A gracious expression immediately
-softened the young lady's lovely patrician features and she extended a
-hand. As in a dream Bob looked at it, for the fraction of a second. It
-was a beautiful, shapely and capable hand. It was also sunburned. It
-looked like the hand of a young woman who would grasp what she wanted
-and wave aside peremptorily what she didn't want. It was a strong hand,
-but it was also an adorable hand. It went with the proud but lovely
-face. It supplemented the steady, direct violet eyes. The pink nails
-gleamed like sea-shells. Bob set down the grip and took the hand. His
-heart was going fast.
-
-"Glad to see you," said Miss Gwendoline.
-
-Bob remained silent. He was glad and he wasn't glad. That is to say, he
-was deliriously glad and he knew he ought not to be. He found it
-difficult to conceal the effect she had upon him. He dreaded, too, the
-outcome of that meeting. So, how should he answer and yet tell the
-truth? It was considerable of a "poser," he concluded, as he strove to
-collect his perturbed thoughts.
-
-"Well, why don't you say something?" she asked.
-
-"Lovely clay," observed Bob.
-
-The violet eyes drilled into him slightly. Shades of Hebe! but she had a
-fine figure! She looked great next to Bob. Maybe she knew it. Perhaps
-that was why she was just a shade more friendly and gracious to him than
-to some of the others. They two appeared so well together. He certainly
-did set her off.
-
-"Is that all you have to say?" asked Miss Gwendoline after a moment.
-
-"Let me put those magazines in the trap for you?" said Bob, making a
-desperate recovery and indicating the smart rig at the curb as he spoke.
-
-"Thanks," she answered. "Make yourself useful." And gave them to him.
-But there was now a slight reserve on her part. His manner had slightly
-puzzled her. There was a constraint, or hold-offishness about him that
-seemed to her rather a new symptom in him. What did it mean? Had he
-misinterpreted her "Will you?" The violet eyes flashed slightly, then
-she laughed. How ridiculous!
-
-"There! You did it very well," she commended him mockingly.
-
-"Thanks," said Bob awkwardly, and shifted. It would be better if she let
-him go. Those awful things he might say?--that she might make him say?
-But she showed no disposition to permit him to depart at once. She
-lingered. People didn't usually seek to terminate talks with her. As a
-rule they just stuck and stuck around and it was hard to get rid of
-them. Did she divine his uneasiness? Bob showed he certainly wasn't
-enjoying himself. The violet eyes grew more and more puzzled.
-
-"What a brilliant conversationalist you are to-day, Mr. Bennett!" she
-remarked with a trace of irony in her tones.
-
-"Yes; I don't feel very strong on the talk to-day," answered Bob
-truthfully.
-
-Miss Gwendoline pondered a moment on this. She had seen young men
-embarrassed before--especially when she was alone with them. Sometimes
-her decidedly pronounced beauty had a disquieting effect on certain
-sensitive young souls. Bob's manner recalled the manner of one or two of
-those others just before they indulged, or tried to indulge, in unusual
-sentiments, or too close personalities. Miss Gerald's long sweeping
-lashes lowered ominously. Then they slowly lifted. She didn't feel
-to-day any inordinate endeavor or desire on Bob's part to break down the
-nice barriers of convention and to establish that more intimate and
-magnetic atmosphere of a new relationship. Well, that was the way it
-should be. It must be he was only stupid at the moment. That's why he
-acted strange and unlike himself.
-
-Perhaps he had been up late the night before. Maybe he had a headache.
-His handsome face was certainly very sober. There was a silent appeal to
-her in that blond head, a little over half-a-head above hers. Miss
-Gwendoline's red lips softened. What a great, big, nice-looking boy he
-was, after all! She let the lights of her eyes play on him more kindly.
-She had always thought Bob a good sort. He was an excellent partner in
-tennis and when it came to horses--they had certainly had some great
-spurts together. She had tried to follow Bob but it had sometimes been
-hard. His "jumps" were famous. What he couldn't put a horse over, no one
-else could. For the sake of these and a few kindred recollections, she
-softened.
-
-"I suppose men sometimes do feel that way the next day," she observed
-with tentative sympathy. One just had to forgive Bob. She knew a lot of
-cleverer men who weren't half so interesting on certain occasions.
-Intellectual conversation isn't everything. Even that soul-to-soul talk
-of the higher faddists sometimes palled. "I suppose that's why you're
-walking."
-
-"Why?" he repeated, puzzled.
-
-"To dissipate that 'tired feeling,' I believe you call it?"
-
-"But I'm not tired," said Bob.
-
-"Headachey, then?"
-
-"No." He wasn't quite following the subtleties of her remarks.
-
-"Then why _are_ you walking?" she persisted. "And with that?" Touching
-his grip with the tip of her toe.
-
-"Save hack fare," answered Bob.
-
-She smiled.
-
-"Man wanted a dollar and a half," he went on.
-
-"And you objected?" Lightly.
-
-"I did."
-
-Again she smiled. Bob saw she, too, thought it was a joke. And he
-remembered how she knew of one or two occasions when he had just thrown
-money to the winds--shoved it out of the window, as it were--orchids, by
-the dozens, tips, two or three times too large, etc. Bob, with those
-reckless eyes, object to a dollar and a half--or a hundred and fifty,
-for that matter? Not he! If ever there had been a spendthrift!--
-
-"Well, I'll lend a hand to a poor, poverty-stricken wretch," said Miss
-Gerald, indulgently entering into the humor of the situation.
-
-"What do you mean?" With new misgivings.
-
-"Put them"--indicating the grip and the sticks--"in the trap," she
-commanded.
-
-Bob did. He couldn't do anything else. And then he assisted her in.
-
-"Thanks for timely help!" he said more blithely, as he saw her slip on
-her gloves and begin to gather up the reins with those firm capable
-fingers. "And now--?" He started as if to go.
-
-"Oh, you can get in, too." Why shouldn't he? There was room for two. She
-spoke in a matter-of-fact manner.
-
-"I--?" Bob hesitated. A long, long drive--unbounded opportunity for
-chats, confidences!--and all at the beginning of his sojourn here? Dad's
-words--that horrid advice--burned on his brain like fire. He tried to
-think of some excuse for not getting in. He might say he had to stop at
-a drug store, or call up a man in New York on business by telephone,
-or-- But no! he couldn't say any of those things. He was denied the
-blissful privilege of other men.
-
-"Well, why don't you get in?" Miss Gerald spoke more sharply. "Don't you
-want to?"
-
-The words came like a thunder-clap, though Miss Gwendoline's voice was
-honey sweet. Bob raised a tragic head. That monster, Truth!
-
-"No," he said.
-
-An instant Miss Gwendoline looked at him, the violet eyes incredulous,
-amused. Then a slight line appeared on her beautiful forehead and her
-red lips parted a little as if she were going to say something, but
-didn't. Instead, they closed tight, the way rosebuds shut when the night
-is unusually frosty. Her eyes became hard like diamonds.
-
-"How charmingly frank!" she said. Then she drew up the reins and trailed
-the tip of the whip caressingly along the back of her spirited cob. It
-sprang forward. "Look out for the sun, Mr. Bennett," she called back as
-they dashed away. "It's rather hot to-day."
-
-Bob stood and stared after her. What did she mean about the sun? Did she
-think he had a touch of sunstroke, or brain-fever? It was an
-inauspicious beginning, indeed. If he had only known what next was
-coming!
-
-
-
-
- CHAPTER IV--A CHAT ON THE LINKS
-
-
-At the top of the hill, instead of following the winding road, Bob
-started leisurely across the rolling green toward the big house whose
-roof could be discerned in the distance above the trees. The day was
-charming, but he was distinctly out of tune. There was a frown on his
-brow. Fate had gone too far. He half-clenched his fists, for he was in a
-fighting mood and wanted to retaliate--but how? At the edge of some
-bushes he came upon a lady--no less a personage than the better-half of
-the commodore, himself.
-
-She was fair, fat and forty, or a little more. She was fooling with a
-white ball, or rather it was fooling with her, for she didn't seem to
-like the place where it lay. She surveyed it from this side and then
-from that. To the casual observer it looked just the same from whichever
-point you viewed it. Once or twice the lady, evidently no expert, raised
-her arm and then lowered it. But apparently, at last, she made up her
-mind. She was just about to hit the little ball, though whether to top
-or slice it will never be known, when Bob stepped up from behind the
-bushes.
-
-"Oh, Mr. Bennett!" He had obviously startled her.
-
-"The same," said Bob gloomily.
-
-"That's too bad of you," she chided him, stepping back.
-
-"What?"
-
-"Why, I'd just got it all figured out in my mind how to do it."
-
-"Sorry," said Bob. "I didn't know you were behind the bushes or I
-wouldn't have come out on you like that. But maybe you'll do even better
-than you were going to. Hope so! Go ahead with your drive. Don't mind
-me." His tone was depressed, if not sepulchral.
-
-But the lady, being at that sociable age, showed now a perverse
-disposition not to "go ahead."
-
-"Just get here?" she asked.
-
-"Yes. Anything doing?"
-
-"Not much. It's been, in fact, rather slow. Mrs. Ralston says so
-herself. So I am at liberty to make the same remark. Of course we've
-done the usual things, but somehow there seems to be something lacking,"
-rattled on the lady. "Maybe we need a few more convivial souls to stir
-things up. Perhaps we're waiting for some one, real good and lively, to
-appear upon the scene. Does the description chance to fit you, Mr.
-Bennett?" Archly.
-
-"I think not," said gloomy Bob.
-
-"Well, that isn't what Mrs. Ralston says about you, anyway," observed
-the commodore's spouse.
-
-"What does she say?"
-
-"'When Bob Bennett's around, things begin to hum.' So you see you have a
-reputation to live up to."
-
-"I dare say. No doubt I'll live up to it, all right."
-
-"It's really up to you to stir things up."
-
-"I've begun." Ominously.
-
-"Have you? How lovely!"
-
-This didn't require an answer, for it wasn't really a question. A white
-ball went by them, a very pretty snoop, and pretty soon another lady and
-a caddy loomed on their range of vision. The lady was thin and
-spirituelle and she walked by with a stride. You would have said she had
-taken lessons of a man. She looked neither to the right nor the left. At
-the moment, she, at any rate, was not sociably inclined. That walk meant
-business. She wasn't one of those fussy beginners like the lady Bob was
-talking with.
-
-"Isn't that Mrs. Clarence Van Duzen?" asked Bob.
-
-"Yes. She, too, poor dear, has had to desert hubby. Exactions of
-business! Clarence simply couldn't get away. You see he's director of so
-many things. And poor, dear old Dan! So busy! Every day at the office!
-So pressed with business."
-
-"Quite so," said Bob absently. "I mean--" He stopped. He knew Dan wasn't
-pressed for business and Bob couldn't utter even the suspicion of an
-untruth now. "Didn't exactly mean that!" he mumbled.
-
-The lady regarded him quickly. His manner was just in the least strange.
-But in a moment she thought no more about it.
-
-"You didn't happen to see Dan?" she asked.
-
-"Yes."
-
-"At his office, I suppose?" Dan had written he hadn't even had time for
-his club; that it had been just work--work all the time.
-
-"No."
-
-"Where, then?"
-
-"At the club and some other places." Reluctantly.
-
-"Other places?" Lightly. Of course she hadn't really believed quite all
-Dan had written about that office confinement. "How dreadfully
-ambiguous!" With a laugh. "What other places?"
-
-Bob began to get uneasy. "Well, we went to a cabaret or two." No
-especial harm about that answer.
-
-"Of course," said the lady. "Why not?"
-
-Bob felt relieved. He didn't want to make trouble. He was too miserable
-himself. He trusted that would end the talk and now regarded the
-neglected ball suggestively.
-
-"And then you went to still some other places?" went on the lady in that
-same light, unoffended tone.
-
-"Ye-es," Bob had to admit.
-
-"One of those roof gardens, perhaps, where they have entertainments?"
-she suggested brightly.
-
-Bob acknowledged they had gone to a roof garden. And again, and more
-suggestively, he eyed the little white ball. But Mrs. Dan seemed to have
-forgotten all about it.
-
-"Roof gardens," she said. "I adore roof gardens. They _are_ such a boon
-to the people. I told dear Dan to be sure not to miss them. So nice to
-think of him enjoying himself instead of moping away in a stuffy old
-office."
-
-Bob gazed at her suspiciously. But she had such an open face! One of
-those faces one can't help trusting. Mrs. Dan was just the homely, plain
-old-fashioned type. At least, so she seemed. Anyhow, it didn't much
-matter so far as Bob was concerned. He had to tell the truth. He hadn't
-sought this conversation. It was forced on him. He was only going the
-"even tenor of his way." He was, however, rather pleased that Mrs. Dan
-did seem in some respects different from others of her sex. Bob didn't,
-of course, really know much about the sex.
-
-"So you went to the roof garden--just you and Dan," purred Mrs. Dan.
-
-Bob didn't answer. He hoped she hadn't really put that as a question.
-
-"Or _were_ you and Dan alone?" She made it a question now.
-
-"No-a."
-
-"Who else were along?"
-
-"Dickie--"
-
-"And--?"
-
-"Clarence."
-
-She gazed toward Mrs. Clarence, while a shade of anxiety appeared on
-Bob's face. In the distance Mrs. Clarence had paused to contemplate the
-result of an unusually satisfactory display of skill. Mrs. Dan next
-glanced sidewise at her caddy, but that young man seemed to have
-relapsed into a condition of innocuous vacancy. He looked capable of
-falling asleep standing. Certainly he wasn't trying to overhear.
-
-"Just you four men!" Mrs. Dan resumed her purring. "Or were you all
-alone? No ladies along?"
-
-While expecting, of course, the negative direct, she was studying Bob
-and gleaning what she could, surreptitiously, or by inference. He had an
-eloquent face which might tell her something his lips refused to reveal.
-His answer almost took her breath away.
-
-"Ye-es."
-
-He was sorry, but he had to say it. No way out of it! Mrs. Dan's jaw
-fell. What she might have said can only be conjectured, for at this
-moment, luckily for Bob, there came an interruption.
-
-"Tête-à-têting, instead of teeing!" broke in a jocular voice. The
-speaker wore ecclesiastical garments; his imposing calves were encased
-in episcopal gaiters. Mrs. Ralston always liked to dignify her
-house-parties with a religious touch, and this particular bishop was
-very popular with her. Bob inwardly blessed the good man for his
-opportune appearance. He was a ponderous wag.
-
-"Forgive interruption," he went on, just as if Mrs. Dan who was
-non-amatory had been engaged in a furious flirtation. "I'll be hurrying
-on."
-
-"Do," said Mrs. Dan, matching his tone, and concealing any inward
-exasperation that she might have felt.
-
-"It's I who will be hurrying on," interposed Bob quickly. "You see, I'm
-expected to arrive at the house," he laughed.
-
-"Looked as if you were having an interesting conversation," persisted
-the bishop waggishly.
-
-"And so we were," assented Mrs. Dan. She could have stamped with
-vexation, but instead, she forced a smile. The dear tiresome bishop had
-to be borne.
-
-"Confess you find me de trop?" he went on, shaking a finger at Bob.
-
-"On the contrary," said Bob.
-
-"Has to say that," laughed the good man. He did love to poke fun (or
-what he conceived "fun") at "fair, fat and forty." "I suppose you were
-positively dee-lighted to be interrupted?"
-
-"I was," returned Bob truthfully.
-
-"Ha! ha!" laughed the bishop.
-
-Bob looked at him. The bishop thought he was joking, just as the hackman
-had. Of course, no one could say such a thing as that seriously and in
-the presence of the lady herself. People always didn't believe truth
-when they heard it. They thought telling the truth a form of crude
-humor, and a spark of hope-a very small one--shot through Bob's brain.
-Perhaps they would continue to look upon him in the light of a joker. He
-would be the little joker in the pack of cards and he might yet pull off
-that "three weeks" without pulling down the house. Only--would Miss
-Gerald look upon him as a joker? Intuition promptly told him she would
-not. His thoughts reverted to that last meeting. Think of having told
-her he didn't want--His offense grew more awful unto himself every
-moment. He ceased to remember Mrs. Dan, and saying something, he hardly
-knew what, Bob walked on.
-
-Miss Gwendoline Gerald was on the big veranda when he reached the house.
-He would have thanked her humbly and with immense contrition for having
-transferred his bag and clubs hither, but as he went by, that gracious,
-stately young lady seemed not to see him. It was as if he had suddenly
-become invisible. Her face didn't even change; the proud contour
-expressed neither contempt nor disdain; the perfectly formed lips didn't
-take a more pronounced curve or grow hard.
-
-Bob felt himself shrink. He was like that man in the story book who
-becomes invisible at times. The fiction man, however, attained this
-convenient consummation through his own volition. Bob didn't. She was
-the magician and he wasn't even a joker.
-
-He managed to reach the front door without stumbling. A wild desire to
-attract her attention by asking her if his luggage _had_ arrived safely,
-he dismissed quickly. It wouldn't do at all. It might imply a fear she
-had dumped it out, en route. And if she hadn't, such an inquiry would
-only emphasize the fact that she had acted as expressman--or woman--and
-for him!
-
-He would go to his room at once, he told the footman. He didn't mind a
-few moments' solitude. If so much could happen before his house-party
-had begun--before he even got into the house--what might he not expect
-later? In one of the upper halls he encountered the man with the
-monocle.
-
-"I say!" said this person. "What a jolly coincidence!"
-
-"Think so?" said Bob. He didn't find anything "jolly" about it. On
-another occasion, he might have noticed that the eye behind the
-"window-pane" was rather twinkling, but his perceptions were not
-particularly keen at the present time.
-
-In the room to which he had been assigned, Bob cast off a few garments.
-Then he stopped with his shirt partly off. He wondered how Miss Gerald
-would look the next time he saw her? Like a frozen Hebe, perhaps! Bob
-removed the shirt and cast it viciously somewhere. Then he selected
-another shirt--the first that came along, for why should he exercise
-care to select? It matters little what an invisible man wears. _She_
-wouldn't see the extra stripe or the bigger dot. Stripes couldn't rescue
-him from insubstantiability. Colors, too, would make no difference.
-Pea-green, yellow, or lavender--it was all one. Any old shirt would do.
-And any old tie!
-
-When he had finished dressing, he didn't find any further excuse for
-remaining in his room. He couldn't consult his desires as to that. He
-wasn't asked there to be a hermit. He couldn't imitate Timon of Athens,
-Diogenes or any other of those wise old fellows who did the glorious
-solitude act. Diogenes told the truth, mostly, but he could live in a
-tub. He didn't have to participate in house-parties. Whoever invented
-house-parties, anyhow? They were such uncomfortable "social functions"
-they must have been invented by the English. Why do people want to get
-together? Bob could sympathize with Diogenes. Also, he could envy Timon
-his howling wilderness! But personally he couldn't even be a Robinson
-Crusoe. Would there were no other company than clawless crabs and a goat
-and a parrot! He would not be afraid to tell _them_ the truth.
-
-He had to go down and he did. Nemesis lurked for him below. Had Bob
-realized what was going to happen he would have skipped back to his
-room. But, as it was, he assumed a bold front. He even said to himself,
-"Cheer up; the worst is yet to come." It was.
-
-
-
-
- CHAPTER V--TRIVIALITIES
-
-
-Luncheon came and went, but nothing actually tragic happened at it. Bob
-didn't make more than a dozen remarks that failed to add to his
-popularity. He tried to be agreeable, because that was his nature. That
-"even-tenor-of-his-way" condition made it incumbent on him--yes, made it
-his sacred duty to be bright and amiable. So it was "Hence, loathed
-Melancholy!" and a brave endeavor to be as jocund as the poet's lines!
-Only those little unfortunate moments--airy preludes to larger
-misfortunes--had to occur, and just when he would flatter himself he was
-not doing so badly.
-
-For example, when Mrs. Augustus Ossenreich Vanderpool said: "Don't you
-adore dogs, Mr. Bennett?"
-
-"No. I like them." It became necessary to qualify that. "That is--not
-the little kind."
-
-The lady stiffened. Her beribboned and perfumed five-thousand-dollar
-toy-dogs were the idolized darlings of her heart. The children might be
-relegated to the nursery but the canines had the run of the boudoir.
-They rode with her when she went out in state while the French _bonne_
-took the children for an airing. "And why are the 'little kind' excluded
-from the realm of your approbation?" observed Mrs. Vanderpool coldly.
-
-It was quite a contract to answer that. Bob wanted to be truthful; not
-to say too much or too little; only just as much as he was in honor
-bound to say. "I think people make too much fuss over them," he answered
-at last. That reply seemed quite adequate and he trusted the lady would
-change the subject. But people had a way of not doing what he wanted
-them to, lately.
-
-"What do you call 'too much fuss'?" pursued the lady persistently.
-
-Bob explained as best he could. It was rather a thankless task and he
-floundered a good deal as he went about it. He wasn't going to be a bit
-more disagreeable than he could help, only he couldn't help being as
-disagreeable as he had to be. The fact that Miss Gwendoline Gerald's
-starry eyes were on him with cold curiosity did not improve the lucidity
-of his explanation. In the midst of it, she to whom he was talking,
-seemed somehow to detach herself from him, gradually, not pointedly, for
-he hardly knew just when or how she got away. She seemed just to float
-off and to attach herself somewhere else--to the bishop or to a certain
-judge Mrs. Ralston always asked to her house-parties that they might
-have a judicial as well as an ecclesiastical touch--and Bob's
-explanation died on the thin air. He let it die. He didn't have to speak
-truth to vacancy.
-
-Then he tangoed, but not with Miss Gwendoline Gerald. He positively
-dared not approach that young lady. He didn't tango because he wanted
-to, but because some one set a big music-box going and he knew he was
-expected to tango. He did it beautifully and the young lady was charmed.
-She was a little dark thing, of the clinging variety, and Dickie had
-gone with her some. Her father owned properties that would go well with
-Dickie's--there'd been some talk of consolidation, but it had never come
-off. Papa was inclined to be stand-offish. Then Dickie began to get
-attentive to the little dark thing, though nothing had yet come of that
-either. Bob didn't own any properties but the little dark thing didn't
-mind that. At tangoing, he was a dream. Properties can't tango.
-
-"You do it so well," said the little dark thing breathlessly.
-
-"Do I?" murmured Bob, thinking of a stately young goddess, now tangoing
-with another fellow.
-
-"Don't you adore it?" went on the little dark thing, nestling as close
-as was conventional and proper.
-
-"I might," observed Bob. That was almost as bad as the dog question. He
-trusted the matter would end there.
-
-She giggled happily. "Maybe you disapprove of modern dancing, Mr.
-Bennett?"
-
-"That depends," said Bob gloomily. He meant it depended upon who was
-"doing the modern" with the object of your fondest affections. If you
-yourself were engaged in the arduous pastime with said object, you
-would, naturally harbor no particular objections against said modern
-tendencies, but if you weren't?--
-
-Bob tangoed more swiftly. His thoughts were so bitter he wanted to run
-away from them. The irony of gliding rhythmically and poetically in
-seeming joyous abandon of movement when his heart weighed a ton! If that
-heaviness of heart were communicated to his legs, they would in reality
-be as heavy as those of a deep-sea diver, weighted down for a ten-fathom
-plunge.
-
-And in thus trying to run away from his thoughts Bob whirled the little
-dark thing quite madly. He couldn't dance ungracefully if he tried and
-the little dark thing had a soul for rhythm. It was as if he were trying
-to run away with her. He fairly took away her breath. She was a panting
-little dark thing on his broad breast now, but she didn't ask him to
-stop. The music-box ceased to be musical and that brought them to a
-stop. The eyes of the little dark thing--her name was Dolly--sparkled,
-and she gazed up at Bob with the respect one of her tender and
-impressionable years has for a masculine whirlwind.
-
-"You quite sweep one off one's feet, Mr. Bennett," she managed to
-ejaculate.
-
-At that moment Miss Gwendoline passed, a divine bud glowing on either
-proud cheek. She caught the remark and looked at the maker of it. She
-noted the sparkle in the eyes. The little dark thing was a wonder with
-the men. She seemed to possess the knack--only second to Miss
-Gwendoline, in that line--of converting them into "trailers." Miss
-Gwendoline, though, never tried to attain this result. Men became her
-trailers without any effort on her part, while the little dark thing had
-to exert herself, but it was agreeable work. She made Bob a trailer now,
-temporarily. Miss Gwendoline turned her head slightly, with a gleam of
-surprise to watch him trail. She had noticed that Bob had danced with
-irresistible and almost pagan abandon. That argued enjoyment.
-
-The little dark thing would "come in" ultimately for hundreds of
-belching chimneys and glowing furnaces and noisy factories--quite a snug
-if cacophonous legacy!--and Miss Gwendoline had only that day heard
-rumors that Bob's governor had fallen down and hurt himself on the
-"street." She, Miss Gwendoline, had not attached much importance to
-those rumors. People were always having little mishaps in the "street,"
-and then bobbing up richer than ever.
-
-But now that rumor recurred to her more vividly in the light of Bob's
-trailing performance and the mad abandon of his tangoing. Of course, all
-men are gamblers, or fortune-hunters, or something equally
-reprehensible, at heart! Tendency of a cynical, selfish and
-money-grabbing age! Miss Gwendoline was no moralist but she had lived in
-a wise set, where people keep their eyes open and weigh things for just
-what they are. Naturally a young man whose governor has gone on the
-rocks (though only temporarily, perhaps), might think that belching
-chimneys, though somewhat splotchy on the horizon and unpicturesque to
-the eye, might be acceptable, in a first-aid-to-the-injured sense. But
-Bob as a plain, ordinary fortune-hunter?-- Somehow the role did not fit
-him.
-
-Besides, a fortune-hunter would not bruskly and unceremoniously have
-refused _her_ invitation to ride in the trap. And at the recollection of
-that affront, Miss Gwendoline's violet eyes again gleamed, until for
-sparkles they out-matched those of the little dark thing. However, she
-held herself too high to be really resentful. It was impossible she
-should resent anything so incomprehensible, she told herself. That would
-lend dignity to the offense. Therefore she could only be mildly amused
-by it. This was, no doubt, a properly lofty attitude, but was it a
-genuine one? Was she not actually at heart, deeply resentful and
-dreadfully offended? Pride being one of her marked characteristics, she
-demanded a great deal and would not accept a little.
-
-The sparkles died from the hard violet eyes. A more tentative expression
-replaced that other look as her glance now passed meditatively over the
-dark little thing. The latter had certainly a piquant bizarre
-attraction. She looked as if she could be very intense, though she was
-of that clinging-vine variety of young woman. She wore one of those
-tango gowns which was odd, outre and a bit daring. It went with her
-personality. At the same time her innocent expression seemed a mute,
-almost pathetic little appeal to you _not_ to think it too daring.
-
-As Miss Gerald studied the young lady, albeit without seeming to do so
-and holding her own in a sprightly tango kind of talk, another thought
-flashed into her mind. Bob might be genuinely and sentimentally smitten.
-Why not? Men frequently fell in love with the little dark thing, and
-afterward some of them said she had a "good deal of temperament." Bob
-might be on a temperament-investigating quest. At any rate, it was all
-one to Miss Gerald. Life was a comedy. _N'est-ce-pas?_ What was it
-Balzac called it? _La Comedie Humaine._
-
-Meanwhile, other eyes than Miss Gerald's were bent upon luckless Bob.
-Mrs. Dan and Mrs. Clarence looked as if they would like to have a word
-with him. Mrs. Dan even maneuvered in his direction at the conclusion of
-the dance while Bob watched her with ill-concealed apprehension. He
-detected, also, an uncanny interest in Mrs. Clarence's eyes as that
-masterful lady eyed him and Mrs. Dan from a distance. Mrs. Dan almost
-got him when--the saints be praised!--Mrs. Ralston, herself, tripped
-blithely up and annexed him. For the moment he was safe, but only for
-the moment.
-
-A reckless desire to end it all surged through Bob's inmost being. If
-only his hostess would say something demanding an answer that would
-incur such disapprobation on her part, he would feel impelled, in the
-natural order of events, to hasten his departure. Maybe then (and he
-thrilled at the thought), she might even intimate in her chilliest
-manner that his _immediate_ departure would be the logical sequence of
-some truthful spasm she, herself, had forced from him? He couldn't talk
-French to Mrs. Ralston now; he was in honor bound not to. He would have
-to speak right up in the King's English--or Uncle Sam's American.
-
-Of course, such a consummation--Bob's being practically _forced_ to take
-his departure--was extremely unpleasant and awful to contemplate, yet
-worse things could happen than that--a whole string of them, one right
-after another!
-
-However, he had no such luck as to be ordered forthwith off the
-premises. He didn't offend Mrs. Ralston at all. That lady was very nice
-to him (or otherwise, from Bob's present view-point) and did most of the
-talking herself. Perhaps she considered that compliment (?) Bob had
-bestowed upon her at the Waldorf sufficient to excuse him for a while
-from further undue efforts at flattery. At any rate, she didn't seem to
-take it amiss that Bob didn't say a lot more of equally nice things in
-that Chesterfieldian manner and with such a perfect French accent.
-
-But he "got in bad" that afternoon with divers and sundry other guests
-of Mrs. Ralston. Mrs. Augustus O. Vanderpool and Miss Gerald weren't the
-only ones who threw cold glances his way, for the faux pas he made--that
-he _had_ to make--were something dreadful. For example, when some one
-asked him what he thought of Miss Schermerhorn's voice, he had to say
-huskily what was in his mind:
-
-"It is rather too strident, isn't it?" No sugar-coating the truth! If he
-had said anything else he would have been compromising with veracity; he
-would not have spoken the thought born in his brain at the question. Of
-course, some one repeated what he said to Miss Schermerhorn, who came
-from one of the oldest families, was tall and angular, and cherished
-fond illusions, or delusions, that she was an amateur nightingale. The
-some one who repeated, had to repeat, because Miss Schermerhorn was her
-dearest friend and confidante. Then Miss Schermerhorn came right up to
-Bob and asked him if he had said it and he was obliged to answer that he
-had. What she said, or thought, need not be repeated. She left poor Bob
-feeling about as big as a caterpillar.
-
-"How very tactful of Mr. Bennett!" was all Miss Gerald said, when Miss
-Dolly related to her the little incident.
-
-"That's just what I adore in him!" gushed the temperamental little
-thing. "He doesn't seem to be afraid of saying anything to anybody. He's
-so delightfully frank!"
-
-"Frank, certainly!" answered Miss Gerald icily.
-
-"Anyhow, he's a regular tango-king!" murmured Miss Dolly dreamily.
-
-"I'm so glad _you_ approve of him, dear!" said Miss Gerald with an
-enigmatic smile. Perhaps she implied the temperamental little thing
-found herself in a class, all by herself, in this regard.
-
-The latter flew over to Bob. If he was so "frank" and ingenuous about
-Miss Schermerhorn, perhaps he would be equally so with other persons.
-Miss Dolly asked him if he didn't think the bishop's sermons "just too
-dear?" Bob did not. "Why not?" she persisted. Bob had just been reading
-_The Outside of the Pot_. "Why not?" repeated Miss Dolly.
-
-"Antediluvian!" groaned Bob, then turned a fiery red. The bishop,
-standing on the other side of the doorway, had overheard. Maybe Miss
-Dolly had known he stood there for she now giggled and fled. Bob wanted
-to sink through the floor, but he couldn't.
-
-"So, sir, you think my sermons antediluvian?" said the bishop, with a
-twinkle of the eye. _He_ never got mad, he was the best old man that way
-that ever happened.
-
-"Yes, sir," replied Bob, by rote.
-
-"Thank you," said the bishop, and rubbed his nose. Then he eyed Bob
-curiously. "Maybe you're right," he said. That made Bob feel awful, but
-he couldn't retract. The truth as he saw it!--He felt as if he were
-chained to the wheel of fate--the truth as he saw it, though the heavens
-fell!
-
-"Of course, that's only my poor insignificant opinion," he murmured
-miserably.
-
-"Every man's opinion is entitled to respect," said the bishop.
-
-"Yes, sir," replied Bob, more miserably still.
-
-The bishop continued to study him. "You interest me, Mr. Bennett."
-
-"Do I?" said Bob. "I'm rather interesting to myself just now."
-
-"You evidently agree with the author of _The Outside of the Pot_?"
-
-"That's it." Weakly.
-
-"Well, cheer up," said the bishop, and walked away.
-
-Later in the day the judge might have been heard to say to the bishop
-that "that young Bennett cub is a good-for-nothing jackanapes"--from
-which it might be inferred Bob had somehow managed to rub the judge's
-ermine the wrong way.
-
-"Ha! ha!" laughed the bishop. "Did some one ask him what he thought of
-judges?"
-
-But the judge did not laugh. His frown was awful.
-
-"Or was it about the 'recall'? Or the relation of judges and
-corporations?"
-
-The judge looked stern as Jove. "Ass!" he muttered.
-
-"Maybe he's a progressive," returned the bishop. "The world seems to be
-changing. Ought we to change with it, I wonder?"
-
-"I don't," snapped the judge. "If the world to-day is producing such
-fatuous blockheads, give me the world as it was."
-
-"The trouble is," said the bishop, again rubbing his nose, "can we get
-it back? Hasn't it left us behind and are we ever going to catch up?"
-
-"Fudge!" said the judge. He and the bishop were such old friends, he
-could take that liberty.
-
-Another of the sterner sex--one of Mrs. Ralston's guests--looked as if
-he, too, could have said: "Fudge!" His lips fairly curled when he
-regarded Bob. He specialized as a vivisectionist, and he was a great
-authority. Now Bob loved the "under-dog" and was naturally kind and
-sympathetic. He had been blessed--or cursed--with a very tender heart
-for such a compact, well-put-up, six foot or so compound of hard-headed
-masculinity. Miss Dolly--imp of mischief--again rather forced the talk.
-It must be wonderful to cut things up and juggle with hind legs and
-kidneys and brains and mix them all up with different animals, until a
-poor little cat didn't know if it had a dog's brain or its own? And was
-it true that sometimes the dogs me-owed, and when a cat started to purr
-did it wag its tail instead? This was all right from Miss Dolly, but
-when the conversation expanded and Bob was appealed to, it was
-different. "Wouldn't _you_ just love to mix up the different 'parts'?"
-asked Miss Dolly, and put a rabbit's leg on a pussy, just to watch its
-expression of surprise when it started to run and found itself only able
-to jump, or half-jump? That got honest Bob--who couldn't have carved up
-a poor dumb beast, to save his life--fairly involved, and before he had
-staggered from that conversational morass, he had offended Authority
-about two dozen times. Indeed, Authority openly turned its back on him.
-Authority found Bob impossible.
-
-These are fair samples of a few of his experiences. And all the while he
-had an uneasy presentiment that Mrs. Dan and Mrs. Clarence were waiting
-to get him and have _their_ innings. Now, Mrs. Dan would bestow upon him
-a too sweet smile between games of tennis; then Mrs. Clarence would
-drift casually in his direction, but something would happen that would
-prevent a heart-to-heart duologue, and she would as casually drift away
-again. These hit-and-miss tactics, however, gradually got on Bob's
-nerves, and in consequence, he who was usually a star and a cracker jack
-at the game, played abominable tennis that afternoon--thus enhancing his
-unpopularity with divers partners who simply couldn't understand why he
-had fallen off so. Indeed, about every one he came in contact with was
-profoundly dissatisfied or disgusted with Bob. Miss Gerald, who usually
-played with him, now firmly but unostentatiously, avoided him, and
-though Bob couldn't blame her, of course, still the fact did not tend to
-mitigate his melancholy.
-
-How different in the past!--that glorious, never-to-be-forgotten past!
-Then he had inwardly reveled and rejoiced in her lithe movements--for
-with all her stateliness and proud carriage, she was like a young
-panther for grace. Now as luckless Bob played with some one else, a
-tantalizing college ditty floated through his brain: "I wonder who's
-kissing her now?"
-
-Of course, no one was. She wasn't that kind. Though some one, some day,
-would! It was in the natural order of things bound to occur, and Bob, in
-fancy, saw those disdainful red lips, with some one hovering over, as he
-swung at a white ball and sent it--well, not where he should have.
-
-"You are playing very badly, partner," a reproving voice reminded him.
-
-Bob muttered something. Confound that frivolous haunting song! He would
-dismiss the dire and absurd possibility. Some one else was with her,
-though, and that was sufficiently poignant. There were several of the
-fellows tremendously smitten in that quarter. Fine, husky athletic
-chaps, too! Some of them quite expert at wooing, no doubt, for devotees
-of house-parties become educated and acquire finesse. They don't have to
-tell the truth all the time, but on the contrary, are privileged to
-prevaricate in the most artistic manner. They can gaze into beautiful
-eyes and swear that they have "never before," and so on. They can
-perform prodigies of prevarication and "get away" with them. Bob played
-now even worse than before.
-
-The sun got low at last, however, and wearily he retired to his room, to
-change his garments for dinner. Incidentally, he surveyed himself in the
-mirror with haunting earnestness of gaze. Had he grown perceptibly
-older? He thought he could detect a few lines of care on his erstwhile
-unsullied brow, and with a sigh, he turned away to array himself in the
-customary black--or "glad rags"--which seemed now, however, but the
-habiliments of woe. Then he descended to receive a new shock; he found
-out that Mrs. Ralston had assigned Mrs. Dan to him, to take in to
-dinner. Drearily Bob wondered if it were mere chance that he had drawn
-Mrs. Dan for a dinner prize, or if Mrs. Dan herself had somehow brought
-about that, to her, desired consummation. As he gave Mrs. Dan his arm he
-saw Mrs. Clarence exchange glances with the commodore's good lady. Mrs.
-Ralston went in with the monocle man.
-
-
-
-
- CHAPTER VI--DINNER
-
-
-Mrs. Dan dallied with Bob, displaying all the artifices of an old
-campaigner. Of course, she had no idea how easy it might be for her to
-learn all she wanted to. She could not know he was like a barrel or
-puncheon of information and that all she had to do was to pull the plug
-and let information flow out. She regarded Bob more in the light of a
-safety vault; the bishop's interruption had put him on his guard and she
-would have to get through those massive outer-doors of his reserve,
-before she could force the many smaller doors to various boxes full of
-startling facts.
-
-It was a fine tableful of people, of which they were a part. Wealth,
-beauty, brains and brawn were all there. An orchestra played somewhere.
-Being paid performers you didn't see them and as distance lends
-enchantment to music, on most occasions, the result was admirable.
-Delicate orchids everywhere charmed with their hues without exuding that
-too obtrusive perfume of commoner flowers. Mrs. Ralston was an orchid
-enthusiast and down on the Amazon she kept an orchid-hunter who,
-whenever he found a new variety, sent her a cable.
-
-So Mrs. Dan started on orchids with Bob. She hadn't the slightest
-interest in orchids, but she displayed a simulated interest that sounded
-almost like real interest. Mrs. Dan hadn't practised on society, or had
-society practise on her, all these years for nothing. She could get that
-simulated-interested tone going without any effort. But Bob's attention
-wandered, and he gazed toward Miss Gerald who occupied a place quite a
-distance from him.
-
-Mrs. Dan, failing to interest Bob on orchids, now took another tack. She
-sailed a conversational course on caviar. Men usually like things to
-eat, and to talk about them, especially such caviar as this. But Bob
-eyed the almost priceless Malasol as if it were composed of plain,
-ordinary fish-eggs. He didn't even enthuse when he took a sip of Moselle
-that matched the Malasol and had more "bouquet" than the flowers. So
-Mrs. Dan, again altering her conversational course, sailed merrily
-before the wind amid the breeze of general topics and gay light
-persiflage. She was at her best now. There wasn't anything she didn't
-know something about. She talked plays, operas and amusements which
-gradually led her up to roof gardens. She took her time, though, before
-laying the bowsprit of her desires straight in the real direction she
-wished to go. She knew she could proceed cautiously and circumspectly,
-that there was no need for hurry; the meal would be fairly prolonged.
-Mrs. Ralston's dinners were elaborate affairs; there might even be a few
-professional entertainment features between courses.
-
-"And speaking about roof gardens," went on Mrs. Dan, looking any way
-save at Bob, "I believe you were telling me, only this afternoon, how
-you and dear Dan were finally driven to them as a last resort. Poor Dan!
-So glad to hear he could get a breath of fresh air in that stuffy old
-town! Just hated to think of him confined to some stuffy old office. Men
-work too hard in our strenuous, bustling country, don't you think so?
-And then they break down prematurely. I've always told Dan," she rattled
-on, "to enjoy himself--innocently, of course." She paused to take
-breath. "Don't you think men work too hard in America, Mr. Bennett?" she
-repeated.
-
-"Sometimes," said Bob.
-
-She gave him a quick look. Perhaps she was proceeding rather fast,
-though Bob didn't look on his guard. "As I told you, I adore roof
-gardens. But you were telling me you men were not alone. What harm!" she
-gurgled. "Some people," talking fast, "are so prudish. I'm sure we're
-not put in the world to be that. Don't you agree?"
-
-"Of course," said Bob absently. He didn't like the way that fellow down
-on the other side of the table was gazing into Miss Gwendoline's eyes.
-"I beg your pardon. I--I don't think I caught that."
-
-"We were saying there were some wom--ladies with you," said Mrs. Dan
-quickly. Too quickly! She strove to curb her precipitancy. "You
-remember? You told me?" Her voice trailed off, as if it were a matter of
-little interest.
-
-"Did I?" Bob caught himself up with a jerk. He felt now as if he were a
-big fish being angled for, and gazed at her with sudden apprehension.
-The lady's, mien however, was reassuring.
-
-"Of course," she laughed. "Don't you remember?"
-
-"I believe I did say something of the kind." Slowly. He had had to.
-
-"Surely you don't deny now?" she continued playfully.
-
-"No." He had not spared himself. He couldn't spare Dan. The lady's
-manner seemed to say: "_I_ don't care a little bit." Anyhow, the evening
-in question had passed innocently, if frivolously, enough. No harm would
-come to Dan in consequence. And again Bob's interest floated elsewhere.
-
-He noticed Miss Gwendoline did not seem exactly averse to letting that
-fellow by her side gaze into her eyes. Confound the fellow! He had one
-of those open honest faces. A likable chap, too! One of the
-Olympian-game brand! A weight-putter, or hammer-thrower, or something of
-the kind. Bob could have heaved considerable of a sledge himself at that
-moment.
-
-"Of course, boys will be boys," prattled Mrs. Dan at his side, just in
-the least stridently. "I suppose you sat down and they just happened
-along and sat down, too! You couldn't very well refuse to let them,
-could you? That wouldn't have been very polite?" She hardly knew what
-she was saying herself now. Though a conversational general, on most
-occasions, her inward emotion was now running apace. It was almost
-beating her judgment in the race. She tried to pull herself together.
-"Why, in Paris, doing the sights at the Jardin or the Moulin Rouge, or
-the Casino de Paris, every one takes it or them--these chance
-acquaintances--as a matter of course. _Pour passer le temps!_ And why
-not?" With a shrug and in her sprightliest manner. "So the ladies in
-this instance, as you were saying, came right up, too, and--?"
-
-She paused. That was crude--clumsy--even though she rattled it off as if
-without thinking. She was losing all her finesse. But again, to her
-surprise, the fish took the bait. She did not know Bob's
-predicament--that _he_ couldn't finesse.
-
-"Yes, they came up," said Bob reluctantly, though pleased that Mrs. Dan
-appeared such a good kind of fellow.
-
-"Show-girls?" asked the lady quickly.
-
-"Well--ah!--two of them were."
-
-"Two? And what were the others?"
-
-Bob again regarded the lady apprehensively, but her expression was
-eminently reassuring. It went with the music, the bright flowers and the
-rest of the gay scene. Mrs. Dan's smile was one of unadulterated
-enjoyment; she didn't seem displeased at all. Must be she wasn't
-displeased! Perhaps she was like some of those model French wives who
-aren't averse at all to having other ladies attentive to their husbands?
-Mrs. Dan had lived in Paris and might have acquired with a real accent
-an accompanying broad-mindedness of character. That might be what made
-the dear old commodore act so happy most of the time, and so juvenile,
-too! Mrs. Dan _looked_ broad-minded. She had a broad face and her figure
-was broad--very! At the moment she seemed fairly to radiate
-broad-mindedness and again Bob felt glad--on the commodore's account. He
-had nothing to feel glad about, himself, with that confounded
-hammer-thrower--
-
-"Who were the others, did you say?" repeated Mrs. Dan, in her most
-broad-minded tone.
-
-She seemed only talking to make conversation and looked away
-unconcernedly as she spoke. Lucky for Dan she was broad-minded--that
-they had once been expatriates together! Even if she hadn't been,
-however, Bob would have had to tell the truth.
-
-"Who were the others?" he repeated absently, one eye on Miss Gerald.
-"Oh, they were 'ponies.'"
-
-"'Ponies,'" said the lady giving a slight start and then recovering. "I
-beg your pardon, but--ah--do you happen to be referring to the
-horse-show?"
-
-"Not at all," answered Bob. "The ponies I refer to," wearily, "are not
-equine." These technical explanations were tiresome. At that moment he
-was more concerned with the hammer-thrower, who had evidently just
-hurled a witticism at Miss Gerald, for both were laughing. Would that
-Bob could have caught the silvery sound of her voice! Would he had been
-near enough! Across the table, the little dark thing threw him a few
-consolatory glances. He had almost forgotten about her. Miss Dolly's
-temperamental eyes seemed to say "Drink to me only with thine eyes," and
-Bob responded recklessly to the invitation. The little dark thing seemed
-the only one on earth who was good to him. He drank to her with his
-eyes--without becoming intoxicated. Then she held a glass to her lips
-and gazed at him over it. He held one to his and did likewise. He should
-have become doubly intoxicated, but he didn't. He set down his glass
-mournfully. Miss Gerald noticed this sentimental little byplay, but what
-Bob did was, of course, of no moment to her.
-
-"Ponies, Mr. Bennett? And not equine?" Mrs. Dan with difficulty
-succeeded in again riveting Bob's wandering attention. "Ah, of course!"
-Her accents rising frivolously. "How stupid of me!" Gaily. "You mean the
-kind that do the dancing in the musical shows." And Mrs. Dan glanced a
-little furtively at her right.
-
-But on that side the good bishop was still expounding earnestly to the
-lady he had brought in. He was not in the least interested in what Mrs.
-Dan and Bob were saying. He was too much concerned in what he was saying
-himself. At Bob's left sat the young lady who had been his partner at
-tennis in the afternoon but she, obviously, took absolutely no interest
-in Bob now. He had a vague recollection of having been forced to say
-something in her hearing, earlier in the day, that had sounded almost as
-bad as his tennis-playing had been. Truth, according to the
-philosophers, is beautiful. Only it doesn't seem to be! This young lady
-had turned as much of the back of a bare "cold shoulder" on Bob at the
-table as she could. In fact, she made it quite clear Mrs. Dan could have
-the young man entirely to herself. So Mrs. Dan and Bob were really as
-alone, for confidential conversational purposes, as if they had been
-secluded in some retired cozy-corner.
-
-"Two show-girls and two ponies!" Mrs. Dan went on blithely. "That made
-one apiece." With a laugh. "Who got the ponies?"
-
-"Clarence got one."
-
-"And Dan?"
-
-Bob nodded. He had to, it was in the contract. The lady laughed again
-right gaily.
-
-"Dan always did like the turf," she breathed softly. "So fond of the
-track, or anything equine."
-
-For the moment Bob became again almost suspicious of her, she was _such_
-a "good fellow"! And Bob wasn't revengeful; because he had suffered
-himself he didn't wish the commodore any harm. Of course it would be
-rather a ghastly joke on the commodore if Mrs. Dan wasn't such a "good
-fellow" as she seemed. But Bob dismissed that contingency. He was
-helpless, anyway. He was no more than a chip in a stream. The current of
-Mrs. Dan's questions carried him along.
-
-"And what did the pony Dan got, look like?"
-
-"I think she had reddish hair."
-
-"How lurid! I suppose you all had a few ponies with the ponies?"
-Jocularly.
-
-"Yes," said the answering-machine.
-
-"I suppose the ponies had names? They usually do," she rattled on.
-
-"Yes. They had names, of course."
-
-"What was Dan's called?"
-
-The orchestra was playing a little louder now--one of those wild
-pieces--a rhapsody!
-
-"Don't know her real name."
-
-"Her stage name, then?"
-
-"Not sure of that!" Doubtfully.
-
-"But Dan _must_ have called her something?" With a gay little laugh.
-
-"Yes." Bob hesitated. In spite of that funereal feeling, he couldn't
-suppress a grin. "He called her Gee-gee."
-
-"Gee-gee!" almost shrieked the lady. Then she laughed harder than ever.
-She was certainly a good actress. At that moment she caught Mrs.
-Clarence Van Duzen's eye; it was coldly questioning.
-
-"And what did the pony Clarence got, look like?" Mrs. Dan had passed the
-stage of analyzing or reasoning clearly. She didn't even ask herself why
-Bob wasn't more evasive. She didn't want to know whether it was that
-"good-fellow" manner on her part that had really deceived him into
-unbosoming the truth to her, or whether--well, he had been drinking too
-much? He held himself soberly enough, it is true, but there are strong
-men who look sober and can walk a chalk line, when they aren't sober at
-all. Bob might belong to that class. She thought she had detected
-something on his breath when he passed on the links and he might have
-been "hitting it up" pretty hard since, on the side, with some of the
-men. In "vino veritas"! But whether "vino," or denseness on his part,
-she was sure of the "veritas." Instinct told her she had heard the
-truth.
-
-"And Clarence's pony--did she have red hair, too?" She put the question
-in a different way, for Bob was hesitating again.
-
-"No."
-
-"What was its hue?"
-
-"Peroxide, I guess." Gloomily.
-
-"Is that all you remember?" Mrs. Dan now was plying questions
-recklessly, regardlessly, as if Bob were on the witness-stand and she
-were state prosecutor.
-
-"About all. Oh!--her nose turned up and she had a freckle."
-
-"How interesting!" Mrs. Dan's laugh was rather forced, and she and Mrs.
-Clarence again exchanged glances, but Bob didn't notice. "And what was
-she called?" Breathing a little hard.
-
-"Gid-up," said Bob gravely.
-
-"'Gid-up'!" Again the lady almost had a paroxysm, but whether or not of
-mirth, who shall say. "Gee-gee and Gid-up!" Her broad bosom rose and
-fell.
-
-"Telegram, sir!" At that moment Bob heard another voice at his elbow.
-Across the table the man with the monocle was gazing at him curiously.
-
-
-
-
- CHAPTER VII--VARYING VICISSITUDES
-
-
-A footman had brought the message, which Bob now took and opened
-mechanically. It was from the commodore.
-
-"For heaven's sake," it ran, "return at once to New York Will explain."
-
-Bob eyed it gloomily. The commodore must have been considerably rattled
-when he had sent that.
-
-"Any answer, sir?" said the footman.
-
-Bob shook his head. What could he answer? He couldn't run away now; the
-commodore ought to know that. Of all fool telegrams!--
-
-"A business message, I suppose?" purred the lady at his side. "I trust
-it is nothing very important, to call you away?"
-
-"No, I shouldn't call it important," said Bob. "Quite unnecessary, I
-should call it."
-
-He crumpled up the message and thrust it into his pocket. At that moment
-one of Mrs. Ralston's paid performers--a high-class monologist--began to
-earn his fee. He was quite funny and soon had every one laughing. Bob
-strove to forget his troubles and laugh too. Mrs. Dan couldn't very well
-talk to him now, and relieved from that lady's pertinent prattle, he
-gradually let that "dull-care grip" slip from his resistless fingers.
-Welcoming the mocking goddess of the cap and bells, he yielded to the
-infectious humor and before long forgot the telegram and everything save
-that crop of near-new stories.
-
-But when the dinner was finally over, he found himself, again wrapped in
-deep gloom, wandering alone on the broad balcony. He didn't just know
-how he came to be out there all alone--whether he drifted away from
-people or whether they drifted away from him. Anyhow he wasn't burdened
-with any one's company. He entertained a vague recollection that several
-people had turned their backs on him. So if he was forced to lead a
-hermit's life it wasn't his fault. Probably old Diogenes hadn't _wanted_
-to live in that tub; people had made him. They wouldn't stand him in a
-house. There wasn't room for him and any one else in the biggest house
-ever built. So the only place where truth could find that real, cozy,
-homey feeling was _alone_ in a tub. And things weren't any better
-to-day. Nice commentary on our boasted "advanced civilization!"
-
-Bob felt as if he were the most-alone man in the world! Why, he was so
-lonesome, he wasn't even acquainted with himself. This was only his
-"double" walking here. He knew now what that German poet was driving at
-in those _Der Doppleganger_ verses. His "double" was alone. Where was
-he?--the real he--the original ego? Hanged if he knew! He looked up at
-the moon, but it couldn't tell him. At the same time, in spite of that
-new impersonal relationship he had established toward himself, he felt
-he ought to be immensely relieved in one respect. There would be no
-"cozy-cornering" for him that evening. He had the whole wide world to
-himself. He could be a wandering Jew as well as a _Doppleganger_, if he
-wanted to.
-
-He made out now two shadows, or figures, in the moonlight. Mrs. Dan and
-Mrs. Clarence were walking and talking together, but somehow he wasn't
-at all curious about them. His mental faculties seemed numbed, as if his
-brain were way off somewhere--between the earth and the moon, perhaps.
-Then he heard the purring of a car, which seemed way off, too. He saw
-Mrs. Dan and Mrs. Clarence get into the car and heard Mrs. Dan murmur
-something about the village and the telegraph office, and the car slid
-downward. Bob watched its rear light receding this way and that, like a
-will-o'-the-wisp, or a lonesome firefly, until it disappeared on the
-winding road. A cool breeze touched him without cooling his brow. Bob
-threw away a cigar. What's the use of smoking when you don't taste the
-weed?
-
-He wondered what he should do now? Go to bed, or--? It was too early for
-bed. He wouldn't go to bed at that hour, if he kept to that
-even-tenor-of-his-way condition. He hadn't violated any condition, so
-far. Those fellows who had inveigled him into this wild and woolly
-moving-picture kind of an impossible freak performance would have to
-concede that. There could be no ground for complaint that he wasn't
-living up to the letter and spirit of his agreement, even at the
-sacrifice of his most sacred feelings. Yes, by yonder gracious lady of
-the glorious moon! He wondered where _his_ gracious lady was now and
-what she was doing? Of course, the hammer-thrower was with her.
-
-"Are you meditating on your loneliness, Mr. Bennett?" said a
-well-remembered voice. The tones were even and composed. They were also
-distantly cold. Bob wheeled. Stars of a starry night! It was she.
-
- * * * * *
-
-She came right up and spoke to him--the pariah--the abhorred of many!
-His heart gave a thump and he could feel its hammering as his glowing
-eyes met the beautiful icy ones.
-
-"How did you get rid of him?" he breathed hoarsely.
-
-"Him?" said Miss Gwendoline Gerald, in a tone whose stillness should
-have warned Bob.
-
-"That sledge-hammer man? That weight-putter? That Olympian village
-blacksmith, I mean? The fellow with the open honest face?"
-
-"I don't believe I understand," observed the young lady, straight and
-proud as a wonderful princess in the moonlight. Bob gazed at her in
-rapture. Talk about the shoulders of that girl who had given him the
-cold shoulder at the dinner-table!--Miss Gwendoline's shoulders were a
-thousand times superior; they would cause any sculptor to rave. Their
-plastic beauty was that of the purest marble in that pure light. And
-that pure, perfect face, likewise bathed in the celestial flood of
-light--until now, never had he quite realized what he had lost, in
-losing her.
-
-"But never mind about explaining," went on the vision, apropos of Bob's
-Olympian, village-blacksmith remark. "I didn't come to discuss
-generalities."
-
-"Of course not," assented Bob eagerly.
-
-The music from the house now sounded suspiciously like a trot. Miss
-Gerald saw, though indistinctly, a face look out of the door. It might
-have been the little dark thing peering around for Bob, for she was
-quite capable of doing that. Bob didn't notice her--if it were she. He
-had eyes for but one. He was worshiping in that distant, eager, hungry,
-lost-soul kind of a way. Miss Gerald's glance returned to Bob.
-
-"Will you be so good as to take a turn or two about the garden with me?"
-she said in a calm, if hard and matter-of-fact tone. A number of people
-were now approaching from the other end of the broad, partially-enclosed
-space and Miss Gerald had observed them.
-
-"Will I?" Bob's accents expressed more eloquently than words how he felt
-about complying with that request. Would a man dying of thirst drink a
-goblet of cool, sparkling spring-water? Would a miser refuse gold? Or a
-canine a bone? "Will I?" repeated Bob, ecstatically, and threw back his
-shoulders. Thus men go forth to conquer. He did not realize how unique
-he was at the moment, for he was quite swept away. The girl cast on him
-a quick enigmatic glance, then led the way.
-
-Sometimes his eyes turned to the stars and sometimes toward her as they
-moved along. In the latter instance, they were almost proprietary, as if
-he knew she ought to belong to him, though she never would. The stars
-seemed to say she was made for him, the breeze to whisper it. Of course,
-he hadn't really any right to act "proprietary"; it was taking a certain
-poetic license with the situation. Once Miss Gerald caught that
-proprietary look and into the still depths of her own gaze sprang an
-expression of wonder. But it didn't linger; her eyes became once more
-coldly, proudly assured.
-
-Bob didn't ask whither she was leading him, or what fate had in store
-for him. Sufficient unto the present moment was the happiness thereof! A
-fool's paradise is better than no paradise at all. He didn't stop now to
-consider that he might be playing with verity when he hugged to his
-breast an illusory joy.
-
-She didn't talk at first, but he didn't find anything to complain of in
-that. It was blissful enough just to swing along silently at her side.
-He didn't have to bother about the truth-proposition when she didn't say
-anything. He could yield to a quiet unadulterated joy in the stillness.
-If denied, temporarily, the music of her voice, he was, at least,
-privileged to visualize her, as she walked along the narrow path with
-the freedom and grace of a young goddess, or one of Diana's lithe forest
-attendants. The vision, at length, stopped at the verge of a terrace
-where stood an Italian-looking little summer-house, or shelter. No one
-was in it, and she entered. They wouldn't be disturbed here.
-
-She leaned on a marble balustrade and for a moment looked down upon the
-shadowy tree-tops. The moonlight glinted a rounded white arm. Bob
-breathed deep. It was a spot for lovers. But there was still no
-love-light in Miss Gerald's eyes. They met the gaze of Bob, who hadn't
-yet come out of that paradoxical trance, with cold contemplation.
-
-"Do you know what people are beginning to say about you, Mr. Bennett?"
-began the vision, with considerable decision in her tones.
-
-"No," said Bob.
-
-"Some of them are wondering--well, if you are mentally quite all right."
-
-"Are they?" It was more the silvery sound of her voice than what people
-were saying that interested Bob.
-
-"The judge and Mrs. Vanderpool have agreed that you aren't. People are a
-little divided in the matter."
-
-"Indeed?" observed Bob. Of course if people were "divided," that would
-make it more interesting for them. Give them something to talk about!
-
-"The doctor agrees with the judge and Mrs. Vanderpool, but the bishop
-seems inclined to give you the benefit of the doubt," went on Miss
-Gerald, her silvery tones as tranquil and cold as moonlight on the still
-surface of an inland sea. "He said something about inherited
-eccentricities, probably just beginning to crop out. Or suggested it
-might be--well, a pose."
-
-"Very nice of the bishop!" muttered Bob. "Benefit of the doubt? Quite
-so! Fine old chap!"
-
-"Is that all you have to say?" said Miss Gerald, a faint note of scorn
-in her voice now. As she spoke she leaned slightly toward him. The
-moonlight touched the golden hair.
-
-"Maybe he felt he had to differ," remarked Bob, intent on the golden
-hair (it wasn't golden out here, of course) and the stars beyond. "He
-might not really differ at heart, but he had to seem broad and
-charitable. Ecclesiastical obligation, or habit, don't you see!"
-
-"I don't quite see," said the girl, though her bright eyes looked
-capable of seeing a great deal.
-
-"No?" murmured Bob. Some of that paradoxical happiness seemed to be
-fading from him. He couldn't hold it; it seemed as elusive as moonshine.
-If only she would stand there silently and let him continue to worship
-her, like that devout lover in the song--in "distant reverence." It
-wasn't surely quite consistent for a goddess to be so practical and
-matter-of-fact.
-
-"There are others who agree with the doctor and the judge and Mrs.
-Vanderpool," continued the girl.
-
-"You mean about my having a screw loose?"
-
-"Exactly." Crisply. "And some of them have consulted me."
-
-"And what did you say?" Quickly.
-
-"I'm afraid I couldn't enlighten them. I believe I suggested that sun
-theory--although it really wasn't blistering hot to-day, and you," with
-inimitable irony, "look capable of standing a little sunshine."
-
-"Yes, I feel as if I could stand a whole lot," said Bob gloomily.
-
-"Also I said," unmindful of this last remark, "there is sometimes a
-method in eccentricity, or madness. Lord Stanfield agreed with me. He
-said he found you an 'interesting young man.'"
-
-"Did he? Confound his impudence!" That monocle-man certainly did ruffle
-Bob.
-
-"You forget he's an old friend of my aunt's." Severely. "As I was
-saying, Lord Stanfield found you 'interesting,' and we agreed there
-might be a method," studying him closely, "but when we came to search
-for one, we couldn't find it."
-
-She didn't ask a question, so he didn't have to reply.
-
-"Mr. Bennett, why did you answer me like that down in the village?"
-
-Bob hung his head. He felt worse than a boy detected stealing apples.
-"Had to," he muttered desperately.
-
-"Why?" There was no mercy in that still pitiless voice.
-
-Bob took another long breath. "Please don't ask me," he pleaded after an
-ominous pause. That wasn't not telling the truth; it was only
-temporizing.
-
-The violet eyes gleamed dangerously. "I'm just a little bit curious,"
-said the girl in the same annihilating tone. "In the light of subsequent
-proceedings, you will understand! And as Mrs. Ralston's niece! Aunt
-doesn't quite realize things yet. The others have spared her feelings. I
-haven't, of course, gone to her. Aunt and I never 'talk over' our
-guests." Proudly.
-
-That made Bob wince. He looked at her with quite helpless eyes. "Maybe
-she will order me off the premises before long," he said eagerly. "I
-have already been considering the possibility of it. Believe me,"
-earnestly, "it would be the best way. Can't you see
-I'm--dangerous--positively dangerous? I'm worse than a socialist--an
-anarchist! Why, a Russian nihilist couldn't make half the trouble in the
-world that I can. I'm a regular walking disturber. Disaster follows in
-my path." Bitterly. "Some people look upon me as worse than the black
-plague. Now if your aunt would only turn me out? You see I can't go
-unless she does. Got to think of that even-tenor-of-my-way! But if she
-would only quietly intimate--or set the dog on me--"
-
-The girl gazed at him more steadily. "I wonder if the judge and the
-doctor and Mrs. Vanderpool aren't right, after all?" she observed
-slowly. "Let me look in your eyes, Mr. Bennett." Bob did. Miss Gerald
-had heard that one could always tell crazy people by their eyes. She
-intended to sift this matter to the bottom and therefore proceeded with
-characteristic directness. Folk that were--well, "off," she had been
-told, invariably showed that they were that, by a peculiar glitter.
-
-Miss Gerald gazed a few moments critically, steadily and with unswerving
-intention. Bob withstood that look with mingled wretchedness and
-rapture. He began to forget that they were just the eyes of a would-be
-expert on a mental matter, and his own eyes, looking deeper and deeper
-in those wonderful violet depths (he stood so she got the benefit of the
-moonlight) began to gleam with that old, old gleam Miss Gerald could
-remember in the past. Bob had never _talked_ love in those blissful days
-of yore, but he had looked it.
-
-"I don't see any signs of insanity," said the girl at length with cold
-assurance. That gleam wasn't a glitter. Nothing crazy about it! She had
-seen it too often in other men's eyes, as well as in Bob's--not perhaps
-to such a marked degree in other men's eyes,-but sufficiently so that
-she was fairly familiar with it. "You look normal enough to me."
-
-"Thank you," said Bob gratefully.
-
-"And that's just why"--a slight frown on the smooth fine brow--"I don't
-understand. Of course, a man not normal, might have answered as you did
-me (I'm not thinking of it as a personal matter, you will understand)."
-
-"Oh, I understand that," returned Bob. "I'm just a problem, not a
-person." She made him quite realize that. She made it perfectly and
-unmistakably apparent that he was, unto her, as some example in
-trigonometry, or geometry, or algebra, and she wanted to find the
-"solution." He was an "X"--the unknown quantity. The expression on her
-patrician features was entirely scholastic and calculating. Bob now felt
-the ardor of his gaze becoming cold as moonlight. This wasn't a lovers'
-bower; it was only a _palestra_, or an observatory.
-
-"You haven't answered me yet," she said.
-
-No diverting her from her purpose! She was certainly persistent.
-
-"You insist I shall tell you why I didn't want to see you?"
-
-She looked at him quickly. "That isn't what I asked, Mr. Bennett. I
-asked you to explain that remark in the village."
-
-"Same thing!" he murmured. "And it's rather hard to explain, but if I've
-got to--?" He looked at her. On her face was the look of proud
-unyielding insistence. "Of course, I've got to tell you the truth," said
-Bob, and his tone now was dead and dull. "In the first place, dad's
-busted, clean down and out, and--well, I thought I wouldn't see you any
-more."
-
-"I fail to see the connection." Her tones were as metallic as a voice
-like hers could make them.
-
-"It's like this!" said Bob, ruffling his hair. Here was a fine romantic
-way to make an avowal. "You see I was in love with you," he observed,
-looking the other way and addressing one of the furthermost stars of the
-heaven. "And--and--when a fellow's in love--and he can't--ah!--well, you
-know--ask the girl--you understand?"
-
-"Very vaguely," said Miss Gerald. Bob's explanation, so far, was one of
-those explanations that didn't explain. If he had so heroically made up
-his mind not to see her, he could have stayed away, of course, from the
-Ralston house. He couldn't explain how he was bound to accept the
-invitation to come, on account of being in "honor bound" to that
-confounded commodore, et al., to do so. There were bound to be loose
-ends to his explanation. Besides, those other awfully unpleasant things
-that had happened? He had to tell the truth, but he couldn't tell why he
-was telling the truth. That had been the understanding.
-
-Miss Gerald, at this point, began to display some of those alert and
-analytical qualities of mind that had made her father one of the great
-railroad men of his day. For an instant she had turned her head slightly
-at Bob's avowal--who shall say why? It may be she had felt the blood
-rush swiftly to her face, but if so a moment later she looked at him
-with that same icy calm. One hand had tightened on the cold balustrade,
-but Bob hadn't noticed that. She plied him now with a number of
-questions. She kept him on the gridiron and while he wriggled and
-twisted she stirred up the coals, displaying all the ability of an
-expert stoker. He was supersensitive about seeing her and yet as a free
-agent (she thought him that) he _had_ seen her. From her point of view,
-his mental processes were hopelessly illogical--worse than that. Yet she
-knew he was possessed of a tolerable mentality and a good-enough
-judgment for one who had in his composition a slight touch of
-recklessness.
-
-"I give it up," she said at length wearily.
-
-"Do you? Oh, thank you!" exclaimed Bob gratefully. "And if your aunt
-orders me from the place--"
-
-"But why can't you just go, if you want to? I'm sure no one will detain
-you." Haughtily.
-
-"Can't explain, only it's impossible. Like Prometheus bound to the rock
-for vultures to peck at, unless--"
-
-"How intelligible! And what a happy simile--under the circumstances!"
-with far-reaching scorn. "What if I should tell my aunt that her guest
-compared himself to--?"
-
-"That's the idea!" returned Bob enthusiastically. "Tell her that! Then,
-by jove, she would--Promise me! Please!"
-
-"Of course," said the girl slowly, "my diagnosis must be wrong." Or
-perhaps she meant that she had lost faith in that glitter-theory.
-
-"If you only _could_ understand!" burst from Bob explosively. It was
-nature calling out, protesting against such a weight of anguish.
-
-But Miss Gerald did not respond. A statue could not have appeared more
-unaffected and unsympathetic. She had half turned as if to go; then she
-changed her mind and lingered. It annoyed her to feel she had been
-baffled, for she was a young woman who liked to drive right to the heart
-of things. Her father had been called a "czar" in his world, and she had
-inherited, with other of his traits, certain imperious qualities. So for
-a moment or two she stood thinking.
-
-An automobile from the village went by them and proceeded to the house.
-It contained Mrs. Dan and Mrs. Clarence returning from the telegraph
-office, but Bob hardly saw it, or was aware who were its occupants. Miss
-Gerald absorbed him to the exclusion of all else now. He had no mind for
-other storms that might be gathering. Suddenly the girl turned on him
-with abrupt swiftness.
-
-
-
-
- CHAPTER VIII--NEW COMPLICATIONS
-
-
-"Is your father's embarrassment serious?" she asked.
-
-Bob looked startled. He didn't like the way she had shifted the
-conversation. "Pretty bad," he answered.
-
-"I believe, though, it's customary for men on the 'street' not to stay
-'downed,' as they say?"
-
-"Don't know as it's an invariable rule," returned Bob evasively. Then
-realizing it wouldn't do to be evasive: "As a matter of fact, I don't
-believe I'm very well posted as to that," he added.
-
-"What does your father say?" she asked abruptly.
-
-Bob would much rather not have talked about that with her. But--"Dad
-says there is no hope," he had to say.
-
-Miss Gerald was silent for a moment. As a child she remembered a very
-gloomy period in her own father's career--when the "street" had him
-"cornered." She remembered the funereal atmosphere of the big old
-house--the depression on nearly every one's face--how everything had
-seemed permeated with impending tragedy. She remembered how her father
-looked at her, a great gloomy ghost of himself with somber burning eyes.
-She remembered how seared and seamed his strong and massive face had
-become in but a few days. But that was long ago and he had long since
-left her for good. The vivid impression, however, of that gloomy period
-during her childhood remained with her. It had always haunted her,
-though her father had not been "downed" in the end. He had emerged from
-the storm stronger than ever.
-
-The girl shot a sidewise look at Bob, standing now with his arms folded
-like Hamlet. Perhaps he had come from such a funereal house as she,
-herself, so well remembered? Had dad's trouble, or tragedy, weighed on
-him unduly? Had it made him--for the moment--just slightly
-irresponsible? Miss Gerald, as has been intimated, had frankly liked Bob
-as an outdoor companion, or an indoor one, too, sometimes, for that
-matter. He was one of the few men, for example, she would "trot" with.
-He could "trot" in an eminently respectful manner, being possessed of an
-innate refinement, or chivalry, which certainly seemed good to her,
-after some of those other wild Terpsichorean performances of myriad
-masculine manikins in the mad world of Milliondom.
-
-"I suppose your father has taken his trouble much to heart?" Miss Gerald
-now observed.
-
-"Not a bit."
-
-"No?" In surprise.
-
-"No."
-
-"Why not?"
-
-"Said he looked to me to keep him in affluence the rest of his days."
-
-"To you?"
-
-"That's right."
-
-"But how?--What are you going to do?"
-
-"Hustle."
-
-"At what?"
-
-"Don't know. Got to find out."
-
-"What did you plan doing, when at college?"
-
-"Nothing."
-
-"Is it"--Miss Gerald got back to where she had been before--"the sense
-of awful responsibility," with slight sarcasm, "that has turned your
-brain?"
-
-"I'm not crazy."
-
-"No?" She remembered that most people in asylums say that.
-
-"Though I may be in a matter of three weeks," Bob added, more to himself
-than to her.
-
-"Why three weeks?"
-
-"Well, if I don't--just shouldn't happen to go crazy during that time,
-I'll be all right, after that."
-
-"Why do you allow a specified period for your mental deterioration?"
-
-"_I_ didn't allow it."
-
-"Who did?"
-
-"Can't tell you."
-
-Miss Gerald pondered on this answer. It would seem as if Bob had
-"hallucinations," if nothing worse. He was possessed of the idea, no
-doubt, that he would go crazy within three weeks. He didn't realize that
-the "deterioration," she referred to, might have already begun. He
-looked normal enough, though, had the most normal-looking eyes. Could it
-be that he was acting? And if he was acting, why was he? That seemed
-incomprehensible. Anyhow, it couldn't be a sense of responsibility that
-had "upset" Bob. She became sure of that now. He played a losing game
-with too much dash and brilliancy! Hadn't she seen him at polo--hadn't
-she held her breath and thrilled when he had "sailed in" and with
-irresistible vim snatched victory out of defeat? No; Bob wasn't a
-"quitter."
-
-"So your father looks to you to support him?"
-
-"So he said. The governor's a bit of a joker though, you know. He may be
-only putting up a bluff to try me out."
-
-"What did he advise you to do?"
-
-Bob shivered. "Matrimonial market."
-
-"You mean--?"
-
-"Heiress." Succinctly.
-
-"Any particular one?"
-
-"Dad did mention a name."
-
-"Not--?" She looked at him.
-
-"Yes."
-
-An awful pause.
-
-"Now you know why I didn't want to see you," said Bob, in that even
-fatalistic voice. "First place, I wouldn't ask you to marry me, if you
-were the last girl in the world! Second place, I was afraid if I saw
-you, some of these things dad said to try me, would be bound to pop out.
-You mustn't think badly of dad, Miss Gerald. As I've said, he didn't
-mean a word of it. He was only sizing me up. Don't I know that twinkle
-in his eye? Just wanted to see if I'm as lazy and good-for-nothing as
-some chaps brought up with the silver spoon. Why, he'd--honestly, dad
-would just kick me, if I took his advice. Why, if I went back home
-to-morrow," went on Bob, warming to the subject, "and told him we were
-engaged"--the girl moved slightly--"and were going to be married right
-off"--the girl moved again--"why--why, old as I am, dad would take off
-his coat and give me a good trouncing. That's the kind of a man dad is.
-I see it all now."
-
-He really believed he did--and for the first time. He felt he had solved
-the mystery of dad's manner and conduct. It _had_ been a mystery, but
-the solution had come to him like an inspiration. Dad wanted to see
-whether he would arise to the occasion. He had told him he didn't
-believe he was worth his salt just to see his backbone stiffen. He had
-alluded to that other way of repairing the "busted family credit" just
-to observe the effect on Bob. And how dad must have chuckled inwardly at
-Bob's response! Why, they'd almost had a scene, he and good old dad. Bob
-could smile at it now--if he could smile at anything. He certainly had
-been a numskull. Dad, pulling in fish somewhere, was probably still
-chuckling to himself, and wondering how Bob would work out the problem.
-
-"Dad was always just like that when I was a boy," he confided to Miss
-Gerald, now standing more than ever like a marble lady in the moonlight.
-"He would propose the contrariest things! Always trying and testing me.
-Guess that's why he acted so happy when he went broke. Thought it would
-make a man of me! By jove, that's it! Why, he was as care-free as a boy
-with a new top!"
-
-"Was he, indeed?" said Miss Gerald, studying Mr. Robert Bennett with
-eyes that looked very deep now, beneath the imperious brows. "How nice!"
-Oh, that tone was distant. It might have been wafted from one who stood
-on an iceberg.
-
-"Isn't it?" Bob heaved a sigh. "I'm not afraid of you any more," he
-said, "now that I've got that off my chest."
-
-Again Miss Gerald shivered slightly, but whether at the slang or not,
-was not apparent.
-
-"You can't frighten me any more," said Bob.
-
-"But why," said Miss Gerald, "did you tell me, at all, of dad's--as you
-call him--charming suggestion?"
-
-"Had to. Didn't you ask me?" In faint surprise. Then he remembered she
-didn't know he _had_ to tell the truth. That made him look rather
-foolish--or "imbecile," in the light of all those other proceedings.
-Miss Gerald's brow contracted once more. Again she might be asking
-herself if Master Robert was acting? Was this but gigantic, bombastic,
-Quixotic "posing" after all? It was too extraordinary to speak of such
-things as he had spoken of, to her! Did he only want to appear
-different? Did he seek to combine Apollo with Bernard Shaw in his
-attitude toward society? Or had he been reading Chesterton and was he
-but striving to present in his own personality a futurist's effect of
-upside-downness? Miss Gerald felt now the way she had at the modernists'
-exhibition, when she had gazed and gazed at what was apparently a load
-of wood falling down-stairs, and some one had told her to find the lady.
-It was about as difficult to-night to find the real Mr. Bennett--the
-happy-go-lucky Bob Bennett of last month or last week--as it had been to
-find that lady where appeared only chaotic kindling wood.
-
-Miss Gerald let the cool air fan her brow for a few moments. This young
-man was, at least, exhilarating. She felt a little dizzy. Meanwhile Bob
-looked at her with that sad silly smile.
-
-"You can't ask me any questions that will disconcert me now," he
-boasted.
-
-Miss Gerald looked at him squarely. "Will you marry me?" she said.
-
-It was a coup. Her father had been capable of just such coups as that.
-He would hit the enemy in the most unexpected manner in the most
-unexpected quarter, and thus overwhelm his foes. Miss Gerald might not
-mean it; she, most likely, only said it. Under the circumstances, to get
-at the truth herself, she was justified in saying almost anything. If he
-were but posing, she would prick the bubble of his pretense. If those
-grandiloquent, and, to her, totally unnecessary protestations didn't
-mean anything, she wished to know it. He would never, never marry
-her,--wouldn't he? Or, possibly, her question was but part of a plan, or
-general campaign, on her part, to test his sanity? Six persons--real
-competents, too!--had affirmed that he wasn't "just right." Be that as
-it may, Miss Gerald dropped this bomb in Master Bob's camp and waited
-the effect with mien serene.
-
-Her query worked the expected havoc, all right. Bob's jaw fell. Then his
-eyes began to flash with a new fierce love-light. He couldn't help it.
-Marry her?--Great Scott!--She, asking him, if he would? He felt his
-pulses beating faster and the blood pumping in his veins. His arms went
-out--very eager, strong, primitive arms they looked--that cave-man kind!
-Arms that seize resistless maidens and enfold them, willy-nilly! Miss
-Gerald really should have felt much alarmed, especially as there was so
-much doubt as to Bob's sanity. It's bad enough to be alone with an
-ordinary crazy man, but a crazy man who is in love with one? That is
-calculated to be a rather unusual and thrilling experience.
-
-However, though Miss Gerald may have entertained a few secret fears and
-possible regrets for her own somewhat mad precipitancy, she managed to
-maintain a fair semblance of composure. She had the courage to "stand
-by" the coup. She was like a tall lily that seems to hold itself
-unafraid before the breaking of the tempest. She did not even draw back,
-though she threw her head back slightly. And in her eyes was a
-challenge. Not a love challenge, though Bob could not discern that! His
-own gaze was too blurred.
-
-Miss Gerald suddenly drew in her breath quickly, as one who felt she
-would need her courage now. Almost had Bob, in that moment of
-forgetfulness, drawn her into his arms and so completed the paradoxical
-picture of himself, when the impulse was abruptly arrested. He seemed
-suddenly to awaken to a saner comprehension of the requirements of the
-moment. His arms fell to his side.
-
-"That's a joke, of course," he said hoarsely.
-
-"And if it wasn't?" she challenged him. There was mockery now in her
-eyes, and her figure had relaxed.
-
-"You affirm it isn't?"
-
-"I said _if_ it wasn't?"
-
-"I guess you win," said Bob wearily. These extremes of emotion were
-wearing on the system.
-
-"You mean you wouldn't, even if I had really, actually--?"
-
-"I mean you certainly do know how to 'even up' with a chap. When he
-doesn't dare dream of heaven, you suddenly pretend to fling open the
-golden gates and invite him to enter."
-
-"Like St. Peter," said the girl.
-
-"Ah, you _are_ laughing," said Bob bitterly, and dropped his head. Her
-assurance was regal. "As if it wasn't hard enough, anyway, to get you
-out of my darn-fool head," he murmured reproachfully.
-
-"Then you reject me?" said the girl, moving toward the entrance. "Good!
-I mean, bad! So humiliating to have been rejected! Good night, Mr.
-Bennett. No--it isn't necessary for you to accompany me to the house. I
-really couldn't think of troubling you after your unkind refusal to--"
-
-Bob groaned. "I say, there is always your aunt, you know, who can ask me
-to vacate the--" he called out.
-
-"I'll think about it," said the lady. A faint perfume was wafted past
-him and the vision vanished. Bob sank down on the cold marble seat.
-
- * * * * *
-
-He remained thus for some time, oblivious to the world, when another
-car, en route from the village to the house, purred past him, spitting
-viciously, however, between purrs. Bob didn't even look around.
-Spit!--spit!--purr!--purr!--Its two lights were like the eyes of some
-monster pussy-cat, on the war-path for trouble. Spit!--it seemed in a
-horribly vicious mood. More "spits" than "purrs," now! Then the car
-stopped, though it was some distance from the house.
-
-"Curse this old rattletrap!" said a man's voice.
-
-"Oh, I guess no one'll pay any attention to it," spoke another occupant.
-"Besides, it was the only one to be had at the station, and we had to
-get here quick."
-
-"You bet! The quicker, the better," observed a third man.
-
-They all got out, not far from where Bob sat in the dark gazing into a
-void, but he did not notice. Cars might come, and cars might go, for all
-of him. He was dimly aware of the sound of voices but he had no interest
-in guests, newly-arrived or otherwise. One of the trio paid the driver
-of the car and it purred back, somewhat less viciously, from whence it
-came.
-
-"Better separate when we get near the house and approach it carefully,"
-said the first speaker in low tense tones. "We've got to get hold of him
-without anybody knowing it."
-
-"That's right. Wouldn't do to let _them_"--with significant
-accent--"know what we've come for," said the second man. The trio were
-quite out of ear-shot of Bob, by now.
-
-"Hope it'll turn out all right," spoke the third anxiously. "Why, in
-heaven's name, didn't we think of this in the first place?"
-
-"Can't think of every contingency!" answered the first speaker
-viciously. "Our plan now is to get hold of one of the servants. A nice
-fat tip, and then--Come on! No time to waste!"
-
-As they made their way up the driveway to the house Bob looked drearily
-around. His eyes noted and mechanically followed the trio of dark forms.
-He saw them stop near the house; then he observed one approach a side
-window and peer in. A moment later another approached another window and
-peered in.
-
-"That's funny!" thought Bob, without any particular emotion. At the same
-time, he recalled that a band of burglars had been going about, looting
-country-houses. Perhaps these fellows were after a few hundred thousand
-dollars' worth of jewels? There might be half a million dollars' worth
-of jewelry sprinkled about among Mrs. Ralston's guests. But what did it
-matter? The presence of these intruders seemed too trifling a matter to
-think about now, and Bob sank into another reverie.
-
-How long he remained thus, he did not know. The laughter and talk of a
-number of guests, coming out the front way (end of a "trot," probably)
-aroused him and Bob got up.
-
-As he did so, he fancied he saw again the three men he had noticed, then
-forgotten, slip around toward the back of the house. Throughout the
-gardens, the moonlight made clear spots on the ground where the bright
-rays sifted through the foliage or shone down between the trees, and
-they had to skip across one of these bright places to get around
-somewhere behind the big mansion. Undoubtedly, the appearance from the
-house of the guests who wanted to cool off had startled the intruders
-and inspired a desire to make themselves less conspicuous for the time
-being. Bob entertained a vague impression that the conduct of the trio
-was rather crude and amateurish, though that didn't worry him. He didn't
-care whether they were full-fledged yeggmen of the smoothest class, or
-only bungling artists, a discredit to their profession. He dismissed
-consideration of them as quickly again as he had done before.
-
-A yawn escaped his lips, and it rather surprised him that a
-broken-hearted man could yawn. He looked at his watch, holding it in the
-moonlight, and saw that it was late enough now so that he could retire
-if he wished, without violating, to any great degree, that
-even-tenor-of-his-way clause. Accordingly Bob got up and walked toward
-the house. A side door was open and he went in that way and up to his
-room. He was glad he didn't encounter any one--that is, any one he had
-to speak to. The monocle-man drifted by him somewhere, but Bob didn't
-have to pay much attention to him. He could imagine the superior way in
-which the Britisher had informed Miss Gerald that he found him (Bob) an
-"interesting young man." The monocle-man and the bishop seemed to agree
-on that point.
-
-Undressing hastily, Bob flung himself into bed. He had gone through so
-much he was tired and scarcely had he touched the sheets when the
-welcoming arms of Morpheus claimed him. His sleep was sound--very sound!
-In fact, it was so sound that something occurred and he didn't know it.
-It occurred again--several times--and still he did not know it. Another
-interval!--a long one! Bob yet slept the sleep of the overwrought. His
-fagged brain was trying to readjust itself. He could have slept right
-through to the dawn, but this was not to be. Long before the glowing god
-made its appearance in the east, Bob was rudely yanked from the arms of
-Morpheus.
-
-
-
-
- CHAPTER IX--ANOTHER SURPRISE
-
-
-Three men were in his room and Bob found himself sitting up in bed and
-blinking at them. The lights they had turned on seemed rather bright.
-
-"Hello!" said Bob.
-
-"Hello yourself!" said the commodore in a low but nasty manner. "And not
-so loud!"
-
-"Some sleeper, you are!" spoke Dickie in a savage whisper.
-
-"Believe he heard, all right!" came Clarence's hushed, unamiable tones.
-"Perverse beast, and pretended not to!"
-
-Bob hugged his knees with his arms. "You've torn your pants," he
-observed to the commodore.
-
-"Never you mind _that_" as guardedly, though no more pleasantly than
-before.
-
-"Oh, all right," said Bob meekly. He didn't ask any questions, nor did
-he exhibit any curiosity. There couldn't anything happen now that would
-make matters much worse. But in that, he was "reckoning without his
-host."
-
-"Got in the window, of course," he observed in a low unconcerned tone,
-as if their coming and being there after midnight was the most natural
-occurrence in the world. "Not so hard to get in, with that balcony out
-there. All you had to do was to 'shin up' and then there's that trellis
-to help. Good strong trellis, too. Regular Jacob's ladder! Easiest thing
-for burglars! Thought you _were_ burglars," he added contemplatively.
-
-"You mean you saw us?" snapped the commodore, almost forgetting his
-caution. His expression matched his tone. He was no longer the jovial
-sailorman; he wore now a regular Dick Deadeye look. To Bob's
-comprehensive glance he appeared like a fragment in a revival of
-_Pinafore_.
-
-"Oh, I didn't know it was you," said Bob.
-
-"Where were you?"
-
-"Summer-house."
-
-"Think of that," murmured the commodore, disgustedly. "Bird at hand, and
-we didn't know it. Fool of a bird had to hop away and make us all this
-trouble!"
-
-"I told you I thought you were burglars," observed Bob patiently. He
-didn't care how they abused him or what names they called him.
-
-That disagreeable look on Dan's face was replaced by a startled one.
-"Good gracious, man"--only that wasn't the expression he used--"I hope
-you haven't told any one you saw burglars prowling around? Nice for us
-if you did!" As he spoke he gazed anxiously toward the window, before
-which they had taken the precaution to draw a heavy drape after
-entering.
-
-"No, I didn't tell a soul."
-
-"But--I don't understand why you didn't when you thought--?"
-
-"I ought to have spoken, I suppose," said Bob with a melancholy smile.
-"But it didn't seem very important and--I guess I forgot. These little
-jewel robberies are getting to be such commonplace occurrences!"
-
-The commodore stared at him. Then he touched his forehead. "A lot of
-trouble you've made for us," he said, speaking in that low tense voice,
-while Clarence and Dickie looked on in mad and reproachful fashion.
-"Bribed a servant to tell you to slip out! Told him to whisper that we
-were waiting in the garden and simply had to see you at once! Didn't you
-hear him rap on your door?"
-
-"No," answered Bob sorrowfully.
-
-"Heavens, man! believe you'd sleep through an earthquake and cyclone
-combined! Servant came back and told us he'd tapped on your door as
-loudly as he dared. Was afraid he'd arouse the whole house if he knocked
-louder. When you leave a 'call' at the hotels, how do they manage? Break
-down the door with an ax?"
-
-Bob overlooked the sarcasm. The commodore might have thumped him with an
-ax, at the moment, and he wouldn't have protested very hard. He murmured
-a contrite apology.
-
-"Get my telegram?" said the commodore.
-
-"Yes. What _could_ you have been thinking about when you sent it? How
-could I leave when I had to stay? Thought you must have been sailing
-pretty close in the wind at the yacht club, when you dashed it off!
-Could just feel your main-sail fluttering."
-
-The commodore swore softly but effectively. Clarence and Dickie murmured
-something, too. Bob hugged his knees closer. Being so unhappy himself,
-he couldn't but feel a dull sympathy when he saw any one else put out.
-
-"See here," said the commodore, "what's the situation? We never dreamed,
-of course, that you would come here. Have you been talking with Mrs. Dan
-and Mrs. Clarence? Dickie's been conjuring all kinds of awful things you
-might have told them, if they cornered you and you got that
-truth-telling stunt going. Dickie's got an imagination. Too confounded
-much imagination!" Here the commodore wiped his brow. That was quite a
-bad tear in his pants but he appeared oblivious to it. "Maybe you would
-have thought it a capital way to turn the tables on us poor chaps?" he
-went on, stabbing Bob with a baleful look. "Perhaps you came here on
-purpose?"
-
-"No," said Bob, "I couldn't have done that, of course, owing to the
-conditions." And he related what had happened to bring him there.
-
-Dan groaned. "Why, it was we, ourselves, who steered him right up
-against her at the Waldorf. It was we who got him asked down here. I
-suppose you've been chuckling ever since you came?" Turning on Bob, with
-a correct imitation of Mr. Deadeye, at his grouchiest moment.
-
-"No," said Bob, speaking to immeasurable distance, "I haven't done any
-chuckling since I came here. Nary a chuckle!"
-
-"Let's get down to brass tacks," interrupted Dickie, "and learn if our
-worst apprehensions are realized. There's a girl down here I think a lot
-of and I'd like to know if, by any chance, any conversation you may have
-had with her turned on me. I allude to Miss Dolly--"
-
-"Hold on," said the commodore. "That's not very important. Suppose she
-should have found out a few things about you? You aren't married. It's
-different in the case of married men, like Clarence and me here. We'll
-dismiss Miss Dolly, if you please, for the present--"
-
-"I really haven't said anything to Miss Dolly about you," said Bob to
-Dickie. "Your name hasn't been mentioned between us." He was glad he
-could reassure one of them, at least. He wouldn't have had Dickie so
-sorrowful as himself for the world.
-
-That young man looked immensely relieved. It may be he experienced new
-hope of leading the temperamental young thing to the altar, and
-incidentally consummating a consolidation of competing chimneys,
-conveniently contiguous. "Thanks, old chap," he said, and shook Bob's
-hand heartily.
-
-"But what about us?" whispered the commodore sibilantly. "Have you
-talked with Mrs. Clarence or Mrs. Dan to any great extent?"
-
-"I haven't had hardly a word with Mrs. Clarence," answered Bob,
-whereupon Clarence began to "throw out his chest," the way Dickie had
-done.
-
-The commodore shifted uneasily, seeming to find difficulty in continuing
-the conversation. He moved back and forth once or twice, but realizing
-he was making a slight noise, stood still again, and looked down at Bob.
-
-"Talk much with Mrs. Dan?" he at length asked nervously.
-
-"I did have a little conversation with Mrs. Dan," Bob was forced to
-reply. "Or, I should say, to be strictly truthful, rather a long
-conversation. You see, I took her in to dinner."
-
-The commodore showed signs of weakness. He seemed to have very
-indecisive legs all of a sudden. "Talk about me?" he managed to
-ejaculate.
-
-"Some. I'm not certain just how much."
-
-"What--what was said?"
-
-"I can't remember all. It's very confused. I've had a lot of
-conversations, you see, and most of them awfully unpleasant. I remember,
-though, that Mrs. Dan impressed me as a very broad-minded lady. Said she
-had lived in Paris, and was not a bit jealous."
-
-"What!" Dan was breathing hard.
-
-"Said she always wanted you to have the best kind of a time."
-
-"Did she say that?" asked the commodore. "And you believed it? Go on."
-In a choked voice. "Did you tell her about that cabaret evening?"
-
-"I believe it was mentioned, incidentally."
-
-"Say _I_ was there?" put in Clarence quickly. He was losing that
-"chestiness."
-
-"I rather think I did. I--what is that?" Bob looked toward the window.
-There was a sound below at the foot of the balcony. Some one turned out
-the light in the room and Bob strode to the window and looked out. "It's
-a dog," he said. "He's snuffing around at the foot."
-
-"He's doing more than snuffing," observed the commodore apprehensively,
-as at that moment a bark smote the air. They stood motionless and
-silent. The dog stopped barking, but went on snuffing. Maybe it would go
-away after a moment, and they waited. Dickie and the commodore had
-thrashed out that question of dogs. With so many guests around, they had
-figured that, of course, they would be dog-safe. Didn't they look like
-guests? How could a dog tell the difference between them and a guest? It
-is true, they hadn't been expecting so much trouble as they had been put
-to, to find Bob. They had, in that little balcony-climbing feat, rather
-exceeded what they had expected to be called on to do. In their
-impatience, they had acted somewhat impetuously, but it had looked just
-as easy, after the servant had pointed out the room and told them Bob
-was in, as certain sounds from his bed indubitably indicated.
-
-They couldn't very well enter the house as self-invited guests, though
-they, of course, would have been made welcome. They couldn't very well
-say they had all changed their minds about those original invitations
-which had naturally included husbands as well as wives. After all three
-had declined to come on account of business, it would certainly look
-like collusion, if all three found they hadn't had urgent business, at
-all, in town. If anything untoward or disastrous had happened in the
-conversational line, with Bob as the Demon God, Truth, their sudden
-entrance upon the stage of festivities, would seem to partake of inner
-perturbation; it might even appear to be a united and concentrated case
-of triple guilty conscience. This, obviously, must be avoided at any
-cost. How they had heard Bob was here at the Ralston house, matters not.
-Naturally they had kept tab on his movements, where he went and what he
-did being of some moment to them.
-
-The dog barked again. Thereupon, a window opened and they knew that some
-one had been aroused.
-
-"He's looking out. It's the monocle-chap," whispered Bob.
-
-"Who's he?"
-
-"One of Mrs. Ralston's importations. Belonged to that Anglo-English
-colony when she did that little emigration act in dear old London."
-
-"Hang it, we've got to get out," whispered the commodore nervously. No
-matter what had been said; no matter what the Demon God of Truth had
-done, it was incumbent on them not to remain longer, with that dog
-looking up toward Bob's window and making that spasmodic racket. Some
-one might get up and go out and see footprints, or a disturbed trellis.
-The commodore forgot a certain desperate business proposition, apropos
-of that confounded wager, he had come to put to Bob. That infernal dog
-got on his nerves and put that other matter, which would settle this
-truth-telling stunt at once, right out of his mind.
-
-It was all very well, however, to say they "had to get out," but it was
-another matter to tell how they were going to do it. They couldn't
-descend the way they had come, and meet doggie. Bob arose to the
-occasion.
-
-"I can let you into the hall and show you downstairs, to that side door
-on the other side of the house. You can take one of my golf sticks, just
-as a safeguard, but I think you'll be able to circumvent the jolly
-little barker without being obliged to use it."
-
-"What kind of a dog is it?" whispered the commodore who had a pronounced
-aversion to canines.
-
-"Looked like a smallish dog. Might be a bull."
-
-"Better give us each a club," suggested Clarence in a weak voice.
-
-Which Bob did. The dog renewed the vocal performance, and-- "Hurry,"
-whispered the commodore. "Find means to communicate with you to-morrow,
-Mr. Bennett." Bob didn't resent the formality of this designation, which
-implied to what depths he had fallen in good old Dan's estimation. "Can
-we get down-stairs without any one hearing us?"
-
-Bob thought they could. Anyhow, they would have to try, so he opened the
-door softly and led the way. Fortunately, the house was solidly built
-and not creaky. They attained down-stairs safely, and at last reached
-the side door without causing any disturbance. Bob unfastened the door,
-the key turned noiselessly and they looked out. There was no sign of any
-living thing on lawn or garden on this side of the house.
-
-"Out you go quickly," murmured Bob, glancing apprehensively over his
-shoulder. His position was not a particularly agreeable one. Suppose one
-of the servants, on an investigating tour as to the cause of doggie's
-perturbation, should chance upon him (Bob) showing three men out of the
-house in that secret manner at this time of night?
-
-But before disappearing into the night, the commodore took time to
-whisper: "Was Gee-gee's name mentioned?"
-
-"I fear so," said Bob sadly.
-
-The commodore wasted another second or two to tell Bob fiercely what he
-thought of him and how they would "fix" him on the morrow, after which
-he sprang out and darted away like a rabbit.
-
-Bob wanted to call out that they were welcome to "fix" him, but he was
-afraid that others beside Dan might hear him, so he closed and locked
-the door carefully and stood there alone in the great hall, in his
-dressing-gown. Then he sat down in a dark corner and listened. Better
-wait until all was quiet, he told himself, before retracing his steps to
-his room. The dog seemed to have stopped barking altogether now and soon
-any persons it might have awakened would be asleep again. His trio of
-visitors must be well on their way to the village by this time, he
-thought. He was sorry the commodore seemed to feel so bad. And
-Clarence?--poor Clarence! That last look of his haunted Bob. Anyhow, he
-was pleased Dickie had, so far, escaped his (Bob's) devastating touch.
-
-How long he sat there he did not know. Probably only a few moments. A
-big clock ticked near by, which was the only sound now to be heard.
-Suddenly it occurred to him that he had better return to his room, and
-wearily he arose. Up-stairs it seemed darker than it had been when he
-had left his room. He had the dim lights in the great hall below to
-guide him then. Now it was a little more difficult. However, after
-traversing without mishap a few gloomy corridors--he realized what a big
-house it really was--he reached, at last, his room near the end of one
-of the upper halls and entered.
-
-He had a vague idea he had left his door partly ajar, but he wasn't
-sure; probably he hadn't, for it was now closed; or maybe a draft of air
-had closed it. Groping his way in the dark for his bed, he ran against a
-chair. This ruffled his temper somewhat as the sharp edge had come in
-contact with that sensitive part of the anatomy, known as the shin-bone.
-He felt for his bed, but it wasn't there where it ought to be. He must
-have got turned around coming in. His fingers ran over a dresser. Some
-of the articles on it seemed strange to him. He thought he heard a
-rustle and stood still, with senses alert, experiencing a regular
-burglar-feeling at the moment. He hadn't become so ossified to emotion
-as he had supposed. But everything was now as silent as the grave. Again
-his hand swept out, to learn where he was, and again his fingers swept
-over the dresser. What were all those confounded things? He didn't know
-he had left so much loose junk lying around. And where was that
-confounded switch-button?
-
-At that moment some one else found it, for the room became suddenly
-flooded with light. Bob started back, and as he did so, something fell
-from the dresser to the floor. He stared toward the bed in amazement and
-horror. Some one, with the clothes drawn up about her, was sitting up.
-Bob wasn't the only one who had a surprise that night. The
-temperamental, little dark thing was treated to one, too. Above the
-white counterpane, she stared at Bob.
-
-
-
-
- CHAPTER X--INTO BONDAGE
-
-
-She continued to stare for some moments, while he stood frozen to the
-spot. Then the young lady's face changed. Fear, startled wonder, gave
-way to an expression of growing comprehension and into her eyes came
-such an excited look.
-
-"You!" said Miss Dolly in a thrilling whisper. And then--"Pick it up,
-please."
-
-Instead of picking anything up--he didn't know what--Bob was about to
-rush for the door, when-- "Stop! Or I'll scream," exclaimed Miss Dolly.
-"I'll scream so loud I'll wake every one in the house."
-
-Bob stopped. In his eyes was an agony of contrition and shame. Miss
-Dolly, however, seemed quite self-possessed. She might have been
-frightened at first, but she was no longer that. Her temperamental,
-somewhat childish face wore a thrill of pleasurable anticipation. "Now
-pick it up," she repeated.
-
-"What?" stammered Bob in a shrinking voice.
-
-"The brooch, to be sure. Didn't you drop it?"
-
-"I?" said Bob, drawing his dressing-gown closer about him. They were
-speaking in stage whispers.
-
-"Of course. Wasn't it what you came for?"
-
-"Came for? Great heavens!--Do you think?--"
-
-"Think?" said Miss Dolly. "I know."
-
-Bob looked at her. Her face appeared elf-like, uncannily wise. But for
-all her outward calm, her eyes were great big, excited eyes. His
-horrified glance turned quickly from them to regard a gleaming diamond
-and pearl brooch on the rug. "Jumping Je-hoshaphat! You don't think
-I'm--"
-
-"One of those thrilling society-highwaymen, or social buccaneers?" said
-Miss Dolly. "Of course, and I'm so glad it happened like this. I
-wouldn't have missed it for the world. Really, I've always wanted to
-meet one of those popular heroes. And now to think my dream has come
-true! It's just like a play, isn't it?"
-
-"It is not," replied Bob savagely. This was too much. It was just about
-the last straw. "I--" Then he stopped. Suppose any one should hear him?
-Miss Dolly's temperamental and comprehensive eyes read his thought.
-
-"I don't think there's any danger," she purred soothingly. "You see
-there's a bathroom on one side of the room and a brick wall on the
-other. I wouldn't be surprised if all the rooms are separated by brick
-partitions," she confided to him. "Mrs. Ralston likes everything
-perfect--sound-proof, fire-proof, and all that."
-
-"See here," said Bob. "I was just wandering around--couldn't
-sleep--and--and I came in here, quite by mistake. Thought it was my own
-room!" With some vehemence.
-
-Miss Dolly shook her head reprovingly, and her temperamental hair flowed
-all about her over the white counterpane. She knew it must look very
-becoming, it was such wonderful hair--that is, for dark hair. Bob
-preferred light. Not that he was thinking of hair, now! "Can't you do
-better than that?" asked the temperamental young thing.
-
-"Better than what?" queried Bob ill-naturedly. He was beginning to feel
-real snappy.
-
-"Invent a better whopper, I mean?"
-
-"It isn't a whopper, and--and I positively refuse to stay here any
-longer. Positively!"
-
-"Oh, no; not positively," said Miss Dolly, nodding a wise young head.
-"You're going to stay, unless--you know the alternative. Since I'm
-destined to be a heroine, I want a regular play-scene. I don't want my
-part cut down to nothing. Don't you love thief-plays, Mr. Bennett? It's
-such fun to see people running around, not knowing who _is_ the thief.
-I'm sure I feel quite privileged, in this instance."
-
-Bob growled beneath his breath. He was handsome enough certainly for a
-matinee hero. He was tall and lithe and had such clean-cut features. The
-temperamental young thing regarded him with thrilling approval. He
-entirely realized her ideal of a social burglar. It seemed almost too
-good to be true.
-
-"I knew you were different from other men," she said. "Something told me
-from the very first; perhaps it was the way you tangoed. I expected you
-would ask me to trot, but you didn't." Reprovingly. "Suppose you were
-otherwise engaged?" Glancing toward the brooch.
-
-"Not the way you think!" said Bob gloomily, looking more striking than
-ever in that melancholy pose. It seemed to harmonize with a
-crime-stained career.
-
-"Of course," murmured Dolly, "it was you who got Mrs. Templeton
-Blenfield's wonderful emeralds?"
-
-"It was not," answered Bob curtly.
-
-"You were at that costume ball where she lost them?"
-
-"Suppose I was?" he snapped. Yes, snapped! There is a limit to human
-endurance.
-
-"And you were at Mrs. Benton Briscoe's when a tiara mysteriously
-disappeared?"
-
-"Well, I'm hanged!" said Bob, staring at her.
-
-"Oh, I hope not--that is, I hope you won't be, some day," answered
-Dolly. "Are you going to 'fess up?' You'd better. Maybe I won't betray
-you--yet. Maybe I won't at all, if you're real nice."
-
-"Oh!" said Bob. Whereupon she smiled at him sweetly, just as if to say
-it was nice and exciting to have a great, big, bold (and wildly
-handsome) society-highwayman in her power. Why, she could send him to
-jail, if she wanted to. She had but to lift a little finger and he would
-have to jump. The consciousness of guilty knowledge and power she
-possessed made her glow all over. She didn't really know though, yet,
-whether she would be kind or severe.
-
-"Do you operate alone, or with accomplices?" she asked, after a few
-moments' pleasurable anticipations.
-
-"I beg pardon?" Bob was again gazing uneasily toward the door.
-
-"Got any pals?" She tried to talk the way they do in the thief-books.
-
-"No, I haven't," snapped Bob. That truth pact made it necessary to
-answer the most silly questions.
-
-"Well, I didn't know but you had," murmured the temperamental young
-thing. "I heard a dog barking and that made me think you might have
-them. You're sure you didn't let anybody into the house?"
-
-"I didn't."
-
-Miss Dolly snuggled herself together more cozily. She seemed about to
-ask some more questions. Perhaps she would want to know if he had let
-anybody out, and then he would have to tell her--
-
-"Look here," said Bob desperately. "Maybe it hasn't occurred to you,
-but--this--this isn't exactly proper. Me here, like this, and you--"
-
-"Oh, I'm not afraid," answered Miss Dolly with wonderful assurance. "I
-can quite take care of myself."
-
-"But--but--" more desperately--"if I should be discovered?--Can't you
-see, for your own sake--?"
-
-"My own sake?" The big innocent eyes opened wider. "In that case, of
-course, I'd tell them the truth."
-
-"The truth!" How he hated the word! "You mean that I--?" Glancing toward
-the brooch.
-
-"Of course!" Tranquilly.
-
-Bob tried to consider. He could see what would happen to him, if they
-were interrupted. It certainly was a most preposterous conversation,
-anyhow. Besides, it wasn't the place or the time for a conversation of
-any kind. He had just about made up his mind that he would go, whether
-she screamed or not, and take the consequences, however disagreeable
-they might be, when--
-
-"Well, trot along," said Miss Dolly graciously. "I suppose you've got a
-lot of work to do to-night and it's rather unkind to detain you. Only
-pick up the brooch before you go." He obeyed. "Now put it on the dresser
-and leave it there. Hard to do that, isn't it?"
-
-"No, it isn't." Savagely.
-
-"Well, you can go now. By the way, Mrs. Vanderpool has a big
-bronze-colored diamond surrounded by wonderful pink pearls. It's an
-antique and--would adorn a connoisseur's collection."
-
-"But I tell you I am not--"
-
-"My! How stupid, to keep on saying that! But, of course, you must really
-be very clever. Society-highwaymen always are. Good night. So glad I was
-thinking of something else and forgot to lock the door!"
-
-Bob went to the door and she considerately waited until he had reached
-it; then she put out a hand and pushed a convenient button which shut
-off the light. Bob opened the door but closed it quickly again. He
-fancied he saw some one out there in the hall, a shadowy form in the
-distance, but was not absolutely sure.
-
-"Aren't you gone?" said the temperamental young thing.
-
-"S-sh!" said Bob.
-
-For some moments there was silence, thrilling enough, even for her. Then
-Bob gently opened the door once more, though very slightly, and peered
-out of the tiniest crack, but he failed to see any one now, so concluded
-he must have been mistaken. The shadows were most deceptive. Anyhow,
-there was more danger in staying than in going, so he slid out and
-closed the door. At the same moment he heard a very faint click. It
-seemed to come from the other side of the hall. He didn't like that, he
-told himself, and waited to make sure no one was about. The ensuing
-silence reassured him somewhat; and the "click," he argued, might have
-come from the door he himself had closed.
-
-The temperamental young thing, holding her breath, heard him now move
-softly but swiftly away. She listened, nothing happened. Then she
-stretched her young form luxuriously and pondered on the delirious
-secret that was all hers. A secret that made Bob her slave! Abjectly her
-slave! Like the servant of the lamp! She could compel him to turn
-somersaults if she wanted to.
-
-Bob awoke with a slight headache, which, however, didn't surprise him
-any. He only wondered his head didn't ache more. People came down to
-breakfast almost any time, and sometimes they didn't come down at all
-but sipped coffee in their rooms, continental-fashion. It was late when
-Bob got up, so a goodly number of the guests--the exceptions including
-Mrs. Dan and Mrs. Clarence--were down by the time he sauntered into the
-big sun-room, where breakfast was served to all with American appetites.
-
-The temperamental little thing managed accidentally (?) to encounter him
-at the doorway before he got into the room with the others. He shivered
-slightly when he saw her, though she looked most attractive in her
-rather bizarre way. Bob gazed beyond her, however, to a vision in the
-window. "Vision!" That just described what Miss Gwendoline looked like,
-with the sunlight on her and making an aureole of her glorious fair
-hair. Of course one could put an adjective or two, before the
-"vision"--such as "beautiful," or something even stronger--without being
-accused of extravagance.
-
-The little dark thing, uttering some platitude, followed Bob's look, but
-she didn't appear jealous. She hadn't quite decided how much latitude to
-give Bob. That young gentleman noticed that the hammer-thrower, looking
-like one of those stalwart, masculine tea-passers in an English novel,
-was not far from Miss Gwendoline. His big fingers could apparently
-handle delicate china as well as mighty iron balls or sledges. He
-comported himself as if his college education had included a course at
-Tuller's in Oxford Street, in London, where six-foot guardsmen are
-taught to maneuver among spindle-legged tables and to perform almost
-impossible feats without damage to crockery.
-
-Miss Dolly now maneuvered so as to draw Bob aside in the hall to have a
-word or two before he got to bacon and eggs. What she said didn't
-improve his appetite.
-
-"I'm so disappointed in you," she began in a low voice.
-
-He asked why, though not because he really cared to know.
-
-"After that hint of mine!" she explained reproachfully. "About Mrs.
-Vanderpool's bronze diamond, I mean!"
-
-"I fear I do not understand you," said Bob coldly.
-
-She bent nearer. "Of course I thought it would disappear," she murmured.
-"I expected you to execute one of those clever coups, and so I went
-purposely to Mrs. Vanderpool's room on some pretext this morning to
-learn if it was gone. But it wasn't. I cleverly led the conversation up
-to it and she showed it to me."
-
-"Great Scott!" he exclaimed. "Did you think she wouldn't have it to show
-you? That it had found its way to my pockets?"
-
-"Of course," she answered. "And you _are_ quite sure you haven't it,
-after all?" she asked suspiciously.
-
-"How could I, when you saw--"
-
-"Oh, you might have substituted a counterfeit brooch just like it for--"
-
-Bob groaned. "You certainly have absorbed those plays," he remarked.
-
-"I expected a whole lot of things would be gone," she went on, "and,
-apparently," with disappointment, "no one has missed anything. It's
-quite tame. Did you get discouraged because you failed to land the
-'loot'--is that the word?--in my case? And did you then just go
-prosaically to bed?"
-
-"I certainly went to bed, though there was nothing prosaic about the
-procedure."
-
-"And yet what a dull night it must have been for you!"
-
-"I shouldn't call it that."
-
-"No?" She shifted the conversation. "Who do you suppose has come? Dickie
-Donnelly. Said he had arrived in town on some business and took
-advantage of the opportunity to make a little call on me. Incidentally,
-he seems interested in you. Said he would make it a point to see you
-after you got down. He's out on the veranda smoking now, I guess. He
-wanted to talk to me but I made an excuse to shoo him away. He isn't
-half so exciting as you are, you know. I'm quite positive now I couldn't
-marry him and annex his old chimneys to ours, for all the world.
-Chimneys are such commonplace means to a livelihood, Mr. Bennett, don't
-you think? They are so ugly and dependable. Not at all romantic and
-precarious! They just smoke and you get richer. There isn't a single
-thrill in a whole forest of chimneys. But I mustn't really keep you from
-your breakfast any longer," she added with sudden sedulousness. "I've
-quite planned what we're going to do to-day."
-
-"You have?" With a slight accent on the first word.
-
-"Yes," she assured him quietly. "So run along now."
-
-The slave, glad to get away, started to obey, when--"One moment!" said
-Miss Dolly as if seized with an afterthought. "Dickie asked about you so
-particularly that it occurred to me that-- Well, do you think he harbors
-any suspicions?"
-
-"Suspicions?"
-
-"Yes; do you imagine he, too, by any chance, may have guessed--you
-know?" And Dolly again drew closer, her eyes beaming with new
-excitement.
-
-Bob looked disagreeable, but he had to reply. "I'm sure he doesn't think
-what you do," he answered ill-humoredly.
-
-Dolly looked relieved, but still slightly dubious. She didn't appear to
-notice that lack of appreciation in Bob's manner for her interest in his
-welfare. "Well, you'd better see him," she said in the tone of one who
-had already established herself to the post of secret adviser. "He's
-bent on an interview with you. Says it's business. And speaking about
-business, what business could he possibly have in that dinky little
-town? Unless he wanted to buy the whole village! His conduct is, to say
-the least, slightly mysterious. Dickie may prove a factor to be reckoned
-with."
-
-"That's true enough," assented Bob, and went in to breakfast.
-
-The temperamental little thing gazed after him approvingly; she quite
-gloried in her big burglar. It was so nice to know something no one else
-knew, to be a little wiser than all the rest of the world, including the
-police and the detective force! Bob must be terribly resourceful and
-subtle, to have deceived them all so thoroughly. He only seemed a little
-dense at times, just to keep up the deception. It was a part of the
-role. He wouldn't even let her, who knew his secret, see under the
-surface and she liked him all the better for his reticence. It lent
-piquancy to the situation and added zest to the game. Dickie's manner
-had certainly seemed to her unduly sober. He appeared to have something
-on his mind, though of course he was awfully eager and joyous about
-seeing her.
-
-At the breakfast-table Bob only dallied with his hot rolls and took but
-a few gulps of coffee. The monocle-man who sat near by noticed that want
-of appetite.
-
-"Don't seem very keen for your feed this morning," he observed
-jocularly.
-
-"No, not over-peckish," answered Bob.
-
-"Why not? You look--aw--fit enough!" Reaching for one of those racks for
-unbuttered toast which Mrs. Ralston had brought home with her from
-London.
-
-"Headache, for one thing," returned Bob. It was the truth, or part of
-the truth. No one looked sympathetic, however. In fact, with the
-exception of the monocle-man (Mrs. Ralston hadn't yet come down), every
-one in there made it apparent he or she desired as little as possible of
-Mr. Bennett's society. Bob soon got up, casting a last bitter glance at
-Miss Gerald who seemed quite contented with her stalwart, honest-looking
-hammer-thrower. And why not? His character, Bob reflected, was
-unimpeachable. He looked so good and honest and so utterly wholesome
-that Bob, who himself was tainted with suspicion, wanted to get out of
-his presence. So Bob went out to the porch, to hunt up Dickie and
-ascertain what was the matter with him?
-
-It didn't take Bob long to learn what was worrying Dickie. He was
-carrying the weight of a new and tremendous responsibility. He had now
-become an emissary, a friend in need, to Clarence and the commodore, who
-certainly needed one at this moment. It seemed that Mrs. Clarence and
-Mrs. Dan had set detectives searching for Gee-gee and Gid-up and they
-had succeeded in locating one of the pair, partly by a freckle and a
-turned-up nose. The detectives must have worked fast. They were assisted
-by the fact that foolish Clarence had kept up an innocent and Platonic
-friendship with "Gee-gee's" chum, after that momentous evening when Bob
-had been along. Now when a young man begins to hang around the vicinity
-of a stage door in a big car, he is apt to make himself a subject for
-remark and to become known, especially to the door-keeper who takes a
-fatherly interest in his Shetland herd. As Gid-up and Gee-gee were
-inseparable, it was but a step to place one by the other.
-
-Detectives, Dickie informed Bob, had already interviewed the ladies.
-They may have offered them money in exchange for information. Mrs. Dan
-was very rich in her own name. She could outbid the commodore. Gid-up
-might hesitate or refuse to supply or manufacture information for filthy
-lucre, but Gee-gee was known to be ambitious. She longed to soar. And
-here was a means to that end. Quite a legitimate and customary one!
-
-"Why, that girl would do anything to get herself talked about," said
-Dickie sadly, thinking of Dan, and incidentally, too, of Clarence.
-"She'd manufacture information by the car-load. Out of a little,
-teeny-weeny remnant of truth, she'd build a magnificent divorce case.
-Think of the glorious publicity! Why, Gee-gee and one of the
-manager-chaps would sit up nights to see how many columns they could
-fill each day in the press. They'd make poor old Dan out worse than
-Nero. They'd picture him as a monster. They'd give him claws. And
-Clarence would come crawling after him like a slimy snake. Incidentally,
-they'd throw in a few weeps for Gee-gee. And then some more for Gid-up!
-Why, man, when I think of the mischief you've done--"
-
-"Me?" said Bob miserably, almost overwhelmed by this pathetic picture
-Dickie had drawn. "But it wasn't! It was Truth." Dickie snorted. "What
-do you want me to do? Commit suicide? Annihilate truth? That would be
-one way of doing it. I'm sure I shouldn't much mind. Shall I poison
-Truth or blow its brains out? Or shall I take it down to the lake and
-jump in with it? Do you think it has made _me_ very happy? What am I?
-What have I become? Where is my good name?" He was thinking of what the
-temperamental little thing considered him. "Say, do I look like a
-criminal?" he demanded, confronting Dickie. The latter stared, then
-shrugged. Of course, if Bob wanted to rave--? "Or a crazy man? Do I look
-crazy?" he continued almost fiercely. "Well, there are people in there,"
-indicating the house, "who think I am." Dickie started slightly and
-looked thoughtful. "You ask the judge, or the doctor, or--a lot of
-others. Ask Miss Gwendoline Gerald," he concluded bitterly.
-
-Dickie shifted a leg. "It might not be a bad idea," he said in a
-peculiar tone, whose accent Bob didn't notice, however. For some moments
-the two young men sat moodily and silently side by side.
-
-"Where are Dan and Clarence now?" asked Bob in a dull tone, after a
-while.
-
-"Gone to New York. Hustled there early this morning after some hurry-up
-messages gave an inkling of what was going on. I'm to do my best at this
-end. Keep my eyes on Mrs. Dan and Mrs. Clarence, and incidentally, learn
-and do what I can."
-
-As he spoke Dickie tapped his leg with his cane; at the same time he
-bestowed another of those peculiar looks on Bob. Just then a young lady
-stepped from the house and came toward them. She was in the trimmest
-attire--for shooting or fishing--and looked extraordinarily trim,
-herself. A footman followed with two light rods and a basket.
-
-"Come on," she said lightly to Bob. "Might as well get started. It's
-almost noon."
-
-"Started?" he stammered, staring at her.
-
-"Yes, on that fishing excursion we planned."
-
-"We?" he repeated in the same tone. And then-- "All right!" he said. It
-occurred to him, if he went off somewhere alone, with the temperamental
-young thing, he wouldn't, at any rate, have to bob against a score or so
-of other people throughout the day. Better one than a crowd! "I'm
-ready," he added, taking the rods and small basket.
-
-"But, I say--" Dickie had arisen. There was a new look in his eyes--of
-disappointment, surprise--perhaps apprehension, too! "I say--" he
-repeated, looking darkly toward Bob.
-
-The temperamental young thing threw him a smile. "Sorry, Dickie, but a
-previous engagement.--You know how it is!"
-
-"I can imagine," thought Dickie ominously, watching them disappear. Then
-his glance shifted viciously toward the house, and there was a look of
-stern determination in his eyes. As he mingled with others of the guests
-a few moments later, however, his expression had become one of studied
-amiability. Dickie was deep. His grievance now was as great as Dan's or
-Clarence's.
-
-
-
-
- CHAPTER XI--FISHING
-
-
-They had an afternoon of it, Bob and Dolly. Bob made himself useful, if
-not agreeable. He was a willing though not altogether cheerful slave.
-But the girl did not appear to mind that. She had spirits enough for
-both of them and ordered Bob around royally. She was nice to him, but
-she wanted him to know that he was her property, as much hers as if she
-had bought him at one of those old human auction sales. Only hers was a
-white slave!
-
-She had the grandest time. She made him help her across the stream on a
-number of unnecessary occasions, holding the slave's hand, so that she
-wouldn't slip on the slippery stones. And once she had him carry her
-across. She had to, because there weren't any stones, slippery or
-otherwise, she could avail herself of, at that particular spot. It is
-true she might have gone on a little farther and found some slippery
-stones that would have served her purpose, but she pretended not to know
-about them. Besides, what is the use of being a despot and having a
-private slave, all to yourself, if you don't use him and make him work?
-Mr. Bennett wasn't only a slave either, he was a romantic hero, as well,
-and in the books, heroes always carry the heroines across streams. Miss
-Dolly experienced a real bookish feeling when Bob carried her. He fully
-realized the popular ideal, he had such strong arms. True, he didn't
-breathe on her neck, or in her ear, and he grasped her rather gingerly,
-but she found no fault over that. Her great big hero was a modest hero.
-But he was very manly and masculine, too.
-
-He had plunged right in the stream, shoes and all, in spite of her
-suggestion that he had better take them off. But what cared he for wet
-feet? Might cause pneumonia, of course; but pneumonia had no terrors for
-Bob! She smiled at his precipitancy, while secretly approving of it. The
-act partook of a large gallantry. It reminded her of Sir Walter Raleigh
-and that cloak episode. Miss Dolly nestled very cozily, en route, with a
-warm young arm flung carelessly over a broad masculine shoulder and her
-eyes were dreamy, the way heroines' eyes are in the books. She was not
-thinking of chimneys.
-
-On the other side, she sat down, and imperiously--mistresses of slaves
-are always imperious--bade him take off her shoes. It was doubly
-exciting to vary the role of heroine with that of capricious
-slave-mistress. Of course, she might just as well have taken off her
-shoes on the other side and walked over but she never dreamed of doing
-that. After the slave had taken off her shoes, she herself removed her
-stockings, while the slave (seemingly cold and impassive as Angelo's
-marble Greek slave) looked away. Then she dabbled her tiny white feet in
-the cold stream. She was thinking of that Undine heroine. Dabbling her
-feet, also made her feel bookish. Only in the books the heroes (or
-slaves) gaze adoringly at said feet. Hers were worth gazing at, but Bob
-didn't seem to have eyes. Never mind! She told herself she liked that
-cold Anglo-Saxon phlegm (what an ugly word!) in a man. She saw in it a
-foil to her own temperamental disposition.
-
-Having dabbled briefly, she held out a tiny foot and the slave dried it
-with his handkerchief, looking very handsome as he knelt before her.
-Then she put out the other and he repeated the operation. Then she put
-on her shoes and stockings. Then she remembered they had come ostensibly
-to fish and began whipping the stream spasmodically, while he did the
-same mechanically. They caught one or two speckled beauties, or Bob did.
-She couldn't land hers. They always got tangled in something which she
-thought very cute of them. She didn't feel annoyed at all when they got
-away, but just laughed as if it were the best kind of a joke, while Bob
-looked at her amazed. She called _that_"sport."
-
-Then she made him build a "cunning little fire" on a rock and clean the
-fish and cook them and set them before her. She graciously let him sit
-by her side and partake of a few overdone titbits and a sandwich or two
-they had brought in the basket. But she also made him jump up every once
-in a while to do something, finding plenty of pretexts to keep him busy.
-In fact, she had never been more waited upon in her life, which was just
-what she wanted. Bob, however, didn't complain, for the minutes and
-hours went by and she asked no embarrassing questions. She didn't make
-herself disagreeable in that respect, and as long as she didn't, he
-didn't mind helping her over rocks, or toting her. At least, this was a
-respite. His headache wasn't quite so bad; the fresh air seemed to have
-helped it.
-
-As for her thinking him one of those high-class society-burglars, or
-social buccaneers, it didn't so much matter to him, after all. He was
-getting rather accustomed to the idea. Of course, she would be terribly
-disappointed if she ever found out he wasn't one, but there didn't seem
-much chance of his ever clearing himself, in her mind, of that unjust
-suspicion. At least, he reflected moodily, he was capable of making one
-person in the world not positively miserable. Last night when he had
-parted from Dickie, he had found a small grain of the same kind of
-comfort, in the fact the he (or truth) had not harmed Dickie. But to-day
-Dickie had appeared saddened by Dan's and Clarence's troubles. Then,
-too, Bob had been obliged to walk off, right in front of Dickie's eyes
-with the temperamental young thing whom Dickie wanted to marry the worst
-way. And here he (Bob) was helping her over stones, "toting" frizzling
-trout for her, and performing a hundred other little services which
-should, by right, have been Dickie's pleasure and privilege to perform.
-
-Bob murmured a few idle regrets about Dickie, but Miss Dolly dismissed
-them--and Dickie--peremptorily. She was sitting now, leaning against a
-tree and the slave, by command, was lying at her feet.
-
-"Did you know," she said dreamily, "I am a new woman?"
-
-He didn't know it. He never would have dreamed it, and he told her so.
-
-"Yes," she observed, "I marched in the parade to Washington. That is, I
-started, went a mile or two, and then got tired. But I marched there, in
-principle, don't you see? I think women should throw off their shackles.
-Don't you?" Bob might have replied he didn't know that Miss Dolly ever
-had had any shackles to throw off, but she didn't give him time to
-reply. "I read a book the other day wherein the women do the proposing,"
-she went on. "It's on an island and the women are 'superwomen.' All
-women are 'super' nowadays." She regarded him tentatively. Her glance
-was appraising. "Do you know of any reason why women should _not_ do the
-proposing, Mr. Bennett?"
-
-"Can't say that I do," answered Bob gloomily, feeling as if some one had
-suddenly laid a cold hand on his breast, right over where the heart is.
-Her words had caused his thoughts to fly back to another. She might not
-be proposing to the hammer-thrower at that moment in that "super"
-fashion, but the chances were that the hammer-thrower was proposing to
-her. He didn't look like a chap that would delay matters. He would
-strike while the iron was hot.
-
-The temperamental young thing eyed Bob and then she eyed a
-dreamy-looking cloud. She let the fingers of one hand stray idly in
-Bob's hair as he lay with his head in the grass.
-
-"It tries hard to curl, doesn't it?" she remarked irrelevantly.
-
-"What?" said Bob absently, his mind about two miles and a half away.
-
-"Your hair. You've got lovely hair." Bob looked disgusted. "It started
-to curl and then changed its mind, didn't it?" she giggled.
-
-Bob muttered disagreeably.
-
-"I suppose you were one of those curly-headed little boys?" went on the
-temperamental young thing.
-
-"I don't know whether I was or not," he snapped. He was getting back
-into that snappy mood. Then it struck him this might not be quite the
-truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, for he added sulkily;
-"Maybe I was."
-
-"I can just see you," said the temperamental young thing in a far-off
-voice. "Nursie must have thought you a darling."
-
-The slave again muttered ominously. He wished the temperamental little
-thing would take her fingers away. They trailed now idly over an ear.
-
-"You're tickling," said Bob ill-naturedly.
-
-She stopped trailing and patted instead--very gently and carelessly--as
-if she were patting a big Newfoundland dog which she owned all by
-herself. That pat expressed a sense of ownership.
-
-"I'm wondering," she said, "whether it would make things nicer, if I did
-propose and we became engaged?"
-
-"Oh," said Bob satirically, "you're wondering that, are you?"
-
-"Yes." More tentative pats.
-
-"And what do you suppose I'd say?" he demanded. He was feeling more and
-more grouchy all the time. He didn't want any of that "superwoman"
-business. He had already had one proposal. What mockery! A proposal! He
-heard again that other "Will you marry me?" and looked once more, in
-fancy, into the starry, enigmatical violet eyes. He experienced anew
-that surging sensation in his veins. And he awoke again to the hollow
-jest of those words! He felt, indeed, a moderately vivid duplication of
-all his emotions of the night before. The temperamental young thing's
-voice recalled him from the poignant recollections of the painful past
-into the dreary and monotonous present.
-
-"Why, you actually blushed, just now," she said accusingly.
-
-"Did I?" growled Bob, looking grudgingly into dark eyes where a moment
-before, in imagination, there had been starry violet ones.
-
-"Yes, you did. And"--her voice taking a tenderer accent--"it was
-becoming, too."
-
-"Rush of blood to the head," he retorted shortly. "Comes from lying like
-this."
-
-"What would you say if I did?" she demanded, reverting to that other
-topic. "Propose, I mean? Would you accept? Would you take me--I mean,
-shyly suffer me," with a giggle, "to take you into my arms?"
-
-"Quit joshing!" growled Bob.
-
-"Answer. Would you?"
-
-"No."
-
-"No?" Bending over him more closely. For a "super," she was certainly
-wonderfully attractive in her slim young way at that moment. Not many of
-the inferior sex would have acted quite so stonily as Bob acted. He
-didn't show any more emotion when she bent over than one of those
-prostrate stone Pharaohs, or Rameses, which lie around with immovable
-features on the sands of Egypt. "You see you couldn't help it," the
-super-temperamental young thing assured him, confidentially.
-
-"Ouch!" said Bob, for she was tickling again. He wished she would keep
-those trailing fingers in her lap. They felt like a fly perambulating
-his brow or walking around his ear.
-
-"You'd just have to accept me," she added.
-
-"Oh, you mean on account of that silly burglar business?"
-
-"Of course. You left two or three thumb-prints in the room."
-
-"I did?" That _was_ incriminating. No getting around thumb-prints! He
-felt as if the temperamental little thing was weaving a mesh around him.
-In addition to being a "super," she was a Lady of Shalott.
-
-Dolly thrilled with a sense of her power. She could play with poor Bob
-as a cat with a mouse; she could let him go so far and then put out her
-claws and draw him back.
-
-"Besides, I found out you didn't quite tell me the truth about those
-accomplices of yours," she went on triumphantly. "You said there weren't
-any, and when I went out and looked around where the dog barked, I found
-footprints. They led to the trellis, right up into your room. The
-trellis, too, showed some person, or persons, had climbed up, for some
-of the boughs were broken. Deny now, if you can, you had visitors last
-night," she challenged him.
-
-Bob didn't deny; he lay there helpless.
-
-"Of course," she said with another giggle, "I might let you say you'll
-think it over. I might not press you too hard at once for an answer. I
-don't want you to reply: 'This is so sudden,' or anything like that."
-She got up suddenly with a little delirious laugh. "But I simply can't
-wait. You look so handsome when you're cross. Besides, it will be so
-exciting to be engaged to a--a--"
-
-"Society-burglar--" grimly.
-
-"That's it. I've never been engaged to a burglar before!"
-
-"But you have been engaged?"
-
-"Oh, yes. Lots of times. But not like this. This feels as if it might
-lead--"
-
-"To the altar?" Satirically.
-
-"Yes."
-
-"But suppose I got caught?--that is, if I really enjoyed the distinction
-of being a burglar which I am not?"
-
-"Then, of course, I never knew--you deceived me--poor innocent!--as well
-as the rest of the world. And there would be columns and columns in the
-papers. And some people would pity me, but most people would envy me.
-And I'd visit you in jail with a handkerchief to my eyes and be
-snap-shotted that way. And I'd sit in a dark corner in the court,
-looking pale and interesting. And the lady reporters would interview me
-and they'd publish my picture with yours--'Handsome Bob, the swell
-society yeggman. Member of one of the oldest families, etc.' And--and--"
-
-"Great Scott!" cried Bob. She had that publicity-bee worse than Gee-gee.
-In another moment she'd be setting the day. "Shall we--ah!--retrace our
-steps?"
-
-It was getting late. The hours had gone by somehow and as she offered no
-objections, they "retraced." For some time now she was silent. Perhaps
-she was imagining herself too happy for words. Once or twice she cast a
-sidelong glance shyly at Bob. It was the look of a capricious
-slave-owner metamorphosed, through the power of love, into a yielding
-and dependent young maiden. Bob was supposed to be the brutal conqueror.
-Meanwhile that young man strode along unheedingly. He didn't mind any
-little branches or bushes that happened to stand in his way and plowed
-right through them. It would have been the same, if he had met that
-historic bramble bush. A thousand scratches, more or less, wouldn't
-count.
-
-"You can put your arm around me now," she observed, with another musical
-but detestable giggle, as they passed through a grove, not very far from
-the house. "It is quite customary here, you know."
-
-He didn't know, but he obeyed. What else could he do?
-
-"Now say something." Her voice had once more that ownership accent.
-
-"What do you want me to say?" None too graciously.
-
-"The usual thing! Those three words that make the world go around."
-
-"But I don't." Even a worm will turn.
-
-"You will." Softly.
-
-"I won't."
-
-"Oh, yes, you will." More softly. Then with a sigh: "This is the place.
-Under this oak, carved all over with hearts and things. Do it."
-
-"What?" He looked down on lips red as cherries.
-
-"Are you going to?"
-
-"And if I don't?" he challenged her.
-
-"Finger-prints!" she said. "Footmarks!"
-
-"Oh, well! Confound it." And he did--the way a bird pecks at a cherry.
-
-She straightened with another giggle. "Our first!" she said.
-
-"Hope you're satisfied," he remarked grudgingly.
-
-"It will do for a beginning. Oh, dear! some one saw us!" He looked
-around with a start, his unresponsive arm slipping from about a pliant
-waist.
-
-"I don't see any one."
-
-"He's dodged behind a tree. I think it was Dickie. And--yes, there are
-one or two other men. They--they seem to be dodging, too." Bob saw them
-now. One, he was sure, was the commodore.
-
-"Funny performance, isn't it?" he said, with a sickly smile.
-
-"Perhaps--?" She looked at him with genuine awe in the temperamental
-eyes. He read her thought; she thought--believed they had "come for
-him." She appeared positively startled, and--yes, sedulous! Maybe, she
-was discovering in herself a little bit of that "really, truly" feeling.
-
-"Oh!" she said. "They mustn't--"
-
-"Don't you worry," he reassured her. "I think I can safely promise you
-they won't do what you expect them to."
-
-"You mean," joyously, "you have a way to circumvent them?" She was sure
-now he had; the aristocratic burglars always have. He would probably
-have a long and varied career before him yet.
-
-"I mean just what I say. But I think they want to talk with me? Indeed,
-I'm quite sure they do. They are coming up now. Perhaps you'd better
-leave me to deal with them."
-
-"You--you are sure they have no evidence to--?"
-
-"Land me in jail? Positively. I assure you, on my honor, you are the
-only living person who, by any stretch of the imagination, could offer
-damaging testimony against me, along that line."
-
-He spoke so confidently she felt it was the truth. "I believe you," she
-said. She wanted to say more, befitting the thrill of the moment, but
-she had no time. Dickie and two others were approaching. It might be
-best if he met them alone. So she slipped away and walked toward the
-house. It would be quite exciting enough afterward, she told herself, to
-find out what happened. It wasn't until she got almost to the house,
-that she remembered she ought to have asked Bob for a ring. Of course,
-he would have a goodly supply of them. Would it make her _particeps
-criminis_ though, if she wore one of his rings? Then she concluded it
-wouldn't, because she was innocent of intention. She didn't know. She
-wondered, also, if she should announce her "engagement" right off, or
-wait a day or two. She decided to wait a day or two. But she told Miss
-Gwendoline Gerald what a lovely time she and Mr. Bennett had had
-together, fishing. And Miss Gerald smiled a cryptic smile.
-
-Meanwhile Bob had met Dan and Dickie and Clarence.
-
-
-
-
- CHAPTER XII--JUST ONE THING AFTER ANOTHER
-
-
-It was far from a pleasant meeting. Dickie looked about as amiable as a
-wind or thunder demon, in front of a Japanese temple. That oscillatory
-performance beneath the "kissing-oak," as the noble tree was called, had
-been almost too much for Dickie. He seemed to have trouble in
-articulating.
-
-"You're a nice one, aren't you?" he managed at length to say, and his
-tones were like the splutter of a defective motor. "You ought to be
-given a leather medal."
-
-"Could I help it?" said Bob wearily. And then because he was too much of
-a gentleman to vouchsafe information incriminating a lady: "Usual place!
-Customary thing! Blame it on the oak! Ha! ha!" This wasn't evading the
-truth; it was simply facetiousness. Might as well meet this trio of
-dodging brigands with a smiling face! Dickie's vocal motor failed to
-explode, even spasmodically; that reply seemed to have extinguished him.
-But the commodore awoke to vivacity.
-
-"Let us try to meet this situation calmly," he said, red as a
-turkey-cock. "But let us walk as we talk," taking Bob's arm and leading
-that young man unresistingly down a path to the driveway to the village.
-"I shouldn't by any chance want to encounter Mrs. Dan just yet," he
-explained. "So if you don't mind, we'll get away from here, while I
-explain."
-
-Bob didn't mind. He saw no guile in the commodore's manner or words. Nor
-did he observe how Clarence looked at Dickie. The twilight shadows were
-beginning to fall.
-
-"Briefly," went on the commodore, as he steered them out of the woods,
-"our worst fears have been realized. Negotiations with Gee-gee are in
-progress. Divorce papers will probably follow." Clarence on the other
-side of Dickie made a sound. "All this is your work." The commodore
-seemed about to become savage, but he restrained himself. "No use
-speaking about that. Also, it is too late for us to call the wager off
-and pay up. Mischief's done now."
-
-"Why not make a clean breast of everything?" suggested Bob. "Say it was
-a wager, and--"
-
-"A truth-telling stunt? That _would_ help a lot." Contemptuously.
-
-Dickie muttered: "Bonehead!"
-
-"I mean, you can say there wasn't any harm," said Bob desperately. "That
-it was all open and innocent!"
-
-"Much good my saying that would do!" snorted Dan. "You don't know Mrs.
-Dan."
-
-"Or Mrs. Clarence," said Clarence weakly.
-
-Bob hung his head.
-
-"We've thought of one little expedient that may help," observed Dan,
-still speaking with difficulty. "While such influences as we could
-summon are at work on the New York end, we've got to square matters
-here. We've got to account for your--your--" here the commodore nearly
-choked--"extraordinary revelations."
-
-"But how," said Bob patiently, "can you 'account' for them? I suppose
-you mean to make me out a liar?"
-
-"Exactly," from the commodore coolly.
-
-"I don't mind," returned Bob wearily, "as long as it will help you out
-and I'm not one. Only _I_ can't say those things aren't true."
-
-"You don't have to," said Dan succinctly. "There's an easier way than
-that. No one would believe you, anyway, now."
-
-"That's true." Gloomily.
-
-"All we need," went on Dan, brightening a bit, "is your cooperation."
-
-"What can I do?"
-
-"You don't do anything. We do what is to be done. You just come along."
-
-"We take you into custody," interposed Clarence.
-
-"Lock you up!" exploded Dickie once more. "And a good job."
-
-"Lock me up?" Bob gazed at them, bewildered. Had the temperamental
-little thing "peached," after all? Impossible! And yet if she hadn't,
-how could Dan and Dickie and Clarence know he was a burglar--or rather,
-that a combination of unlucky circumstances made him seem one? Perhaps
-that kiss was a signal for them to step forward and take him. History
-was full of such kisses. And yet he would have sworn she was not that
-kind.
-
-"You're to come along without making a fuss," said the commodore
-significantly.
-
-"But I don't want to come along. This is going too far," remonstrated
-Bob. "I've a decided objection to being locked up as a burglar."
-
-"Burglar!" exclaimed Dan.
-
-"Don't know how you found out! Appearances may be against me, but,"
-stopping in the road, "if you want me to go along, you've got to make
-me."
-
-The trio looked at one another. "Maybe, he really is--" suggested
-Dickie, touching his forehead.
-
-"Too much truth!" said Clarence with a sneer. "Feel half that way,
-myself!"
-
-"Would be all the better for us, if it were really so," observed Dan.
-And to Bob: "You think that we think you're a burglar?"
-
-"Don't you? Didn't you say something about locking me up?"
-
-"But not in a jail."
-
-Bob stared. "What then?"
-
-"A sanatorium."
-
-"Sanatorium?"
-
-"For the insane."
-
-"You mean--?"
-
-"You're crazy," said Dan. "That's the ticket. Dickie found out, up at
-Mrs. Ralston's."
-
-"Oh, Dickie did?" said Bob, looking at that young gentleman with
-lowering brows.
-
-"You bet I did," returned Dickie. "I put in a good day," viciously,
-"while you were fishing."
-
-"Yes," corroborated the commodore, "Dickie found a dozen people who
-think you're dottie on the crumpet, all right."
-
-Bob folded his arms, still regarding Dickie. "You know what I've a mind
-to do to you?"
-
-"Hold on!" said Dan hastily. "This matter's got to be handled tactfully.
-We can't, any one of us, give way to our personal feelings, however much
-we may want to. Let's be businesslike. Eh, Clarence? Businesslike."
-
-"Sure," said Clarence faintly.
-
-But Dickie, standing behind the commodore and Clarence, said something
-about tact being a waste of time in some cases. He said it in such a
-sneering nasty way that Bob breathed deep.
-
-"I've simply got to spank that little rooster," he muttered.
-
-But again the commodore smoothed things over. "Shut up, Dickie," he said
-angrily. "You'll spoil all. I'm sure Bob wants to help us out, if he
-can. He knows it's really up to him, to do so. Bob's a good sport." It
-was an awful effort for the commodore to appear nice and amiable, but he
-managed to, for the moment. "You will help us out, won't you?" he added,
-placing velvety fingers on Bob's arm.
-
-But Bob with a vigorous swing shook off those fingers. He didn't intend
-being taken into custody. Dan and the others might as well understand
-that, first as last. The commodore's voice grew more appealing.
-
-"Don't you see you're being crazy will account for everything?"
-
-"Oh, will it?" In a still small voice.
-
-"Miss Gwendoline asked me if you'd showed signs before coming down
-here?" piped up Dickie. And again Bob breathed deep. Then his thoughts
-floated away. Dickie was too insignificant to bother with.
-
-"Hallucinations!" observed the commodore briskly. "Fits you to a T!"
-
-Bob didn't answer. He was trying to think if _she_--Miss
-Gwendoline--hadn't said something about hallucinations?
-
-"You simply imagined all those things you confided to Mrs. Dan. You
-didn't mean to tell what wasn't so, but you couldn't help yourself. You
-really believed it all, at the time. You are irresponsible."
-
-"Maybe you'll tell me next there isn't any Gee-gee," said Bob. "Also,
-that Miss Gid-up is but an empty coinage of the brain?"
-
-"No, we'll do better than that. The existence of a Gee-gee accounts, in
-part, for your condition. First stage, Gee-gee on the brain; then,
-brain-storm! Gee-gee is part of your obsession!"
-
-"You talk, think and dream of Gee-gee," interposed Clarence. "We've got
-it all doped out. You are madly jealous. You imagine every man is in
-love with her. You even attribute to Dan here, ulterior motives."
-
-"I mentioned to Miss Gerald, privately, that a certain very fascinating
-but nameless young show-girl might be your trouble," said Dickie.
-
-Again Bob did a few deep-breathing exercises, and again he managed to
-conquer himself.
-
-"Don't you see we've simply got to lock you up?" said the commodore.
-"You're a menace to the community; you're a happy home-breaker. You may
-do something desperate."
-
-"I might," said Bob, looking the commodore in the eye.
-
-Dan overlooked any covert meaning. "We take your case in time," he went
-on. "You go into an institution, stay a week, or two--or shall we say,
-three," insinuatingly, "and you come out cured."
-
-"Wouldn't that be nice?" said Bob. They were going to put truth in a
-crazy-house. That's what it amounted to. "But how about Gid-up? Did I
-have an obsession about her, too?"
-
-"Oh, as Gee-gee's chum she is part of the brainstorm and that drags poor
-old Clarence in,--Clarence who is as ignorant of the existence of Gid-up
-as I am of Gee-gee."
-
-"And that's the truth," said Clarence stoutly.
-
-Bob laughed. He couldn't help it. Perhaps many of the people in jails
-and crazy-houses were only poor misguided mortals who had gone wrong
-looking for truth. Maybe some of them had met with that other kind of
-truth (Dan's kind and Clarence's kind) and they hadn't the proper vision
-to see it was the truth (that is, the world's truth).
-
-"Got it fixed all right," went on the commodore. "Doc, up there at the
-house, has written a letter to the head of an eminently respectable
-institution, for eminently respectable private patients. It's not far
-away and the head is a friend of Doc's. Dickie saw to the details. It's
-a good place. Kind gentle attendants; nourishing food. Isn't that what
-the Doc said, Dickie?"
-
-"I guess the food won't hurt _him_" said Dickie, regarding Bob. Maybe,
-Dickie wouldn't have minded if Bob had had an attack, or two, of
-indigestion.
-
-"Doc says they're especially humane to the violent," continued the
-commodore, unmindful of Bob's ominous silence. It seemed as if Dan was
-talking to gain time, for he looked around where the bushes cast dark
-shadows, as if to locate some spot. "None of that slugging or
-straight-jacket business! Doc talked it over with the judge and some of
-the others. Judge said he'd committed a lot of people who hadn't acted
-half as crazy as you have. You see Dickie had to take him into his
-confidence a little bit and the Doc, too. Doc diagnosed your breakdown
-as caused by drugs and alcohol."
-
-"So you made me out a dipsomaniac?" observed Bob.
-
-"What else was there to do? Didn't you bring it on yourself?"
-
-Dan now stopped, not far from a clump of bushes. Down the road stood a
-stalled motor-car vaguely distinguishable in the dusk. Its occupant, or
-occupants had apparently gone to telephone for help.
-
-"You bet I made you out a 'dippy,'" said Dickie with much satisfaction.
-
-A white light shone from Bob's eyes. Then he shrugged his broad
-shoulders.
-
-"Good night," he said curtly and turned to go.
-
-But at that instant the commodore emitted a low whistle and two men
-sprang out of the bushes. At the same moment the trio precipitated
-themselves, also, on Bob. It was a large load. He "landed" one or two on
-somebody and got one or two in return himself. Dickie rather forgot
-himself in the excitement of the moment and was unnecessarily forceful,
-considering the odds. But Bob was big and husky and for a little while
-he kept them all busy. His football training came in handy. Numbers,
-however, finally prevailed, and though he heaved and struggled, he had
-to go down. Then they sat on him, distributing themselves variously over
-his anatomy.
-
-"Thought I was giving you that charming little chat, just for the
-pleasure of your company, did you?" panted the commodore, from somewhere
-about the upper part of Bob? "Why, I was just leading you here."
-
-"And he came like a lamb!" said Clarence, holding an arm.
-
-"Or a big boob!" from Dickie, who had charge of a leg.
-
-Bob gave a kick and it caught Dickie. The little man went bowling down
-the road like a ten-pin. But after that, there wasn't much kick left in
-Bob. They tied him tight and bore him (or truth, trussed like a fowl),
-to the car. Some of them got in to keep him company. There wasn't
-anything the matter with the car. It could speed up to about sixty, or
-seventy, at a pinch. It went "like sixty" now.
-
-"If he tries to raise a hullabaloo, toot your horn," said the commodore,
-when he got his breath, to the driver. "At the same time I'll wave my
-hat and act like a cut-up. Then they'll only take us for a party of
-fuzzled joy-riders."
-
-"I don't think he'll make much noise now," shouted Dickie significantly,
-from behind. "We'll jolly well see to that."
-
-"How long will it take you to make the bug-house?" the commodore asked
-the man at the wheel.
-
-"We should reach the private sanatorium in less than an hour," answered
-that individual.
-
-
-
-
- CHAPTER XIII--AN ENFORCED REST CURE
-
-
-They kept him two days in the padded room on Dickie's recommendation,
-who made Bob out as highly dangerous. "Powerful and vicious," he
-described him to the suave individual in charge of the "sanatorium."
-That particular apartment was somewhat remote from the other rooms, so
-that any noises made by the inmate of the former wouldn't disturb the
-others. Becoming more reconciled to the inevitable, Bob found the quiet
-of the padded room rather soothing to his shaken nerves. He didn't have
-to talk to hardly a soul. Only an attendant came around once in a while
-to shove cautiously something edible at him, but the attendant didn't
-ask any questions and Bob didn't have to tell him any truths. It was a
-joyful relief not to have to tell truths.
-
-Bob's eye was swollen and he had a few bruises, but they didn't count.
-He had observed with satisfaction that Dickie's lip had an abrasion and
-that one of his front teeth seemed missing. Dickie would have to wait
-until nature and art had repaired his appearance before he could once
-more a-wooing go. Bob didn't want the temperamental young thing himself,
-but he couldn't conscientiously wish Dickie success in that quarter,
-after the unnecessarily rough and unsportsmanlike manner in which Dickie
-had comported himself against him (Bob).
-
-At first, it had occurred to Bob to take the attendant--and through him,
-the manager of the institution--into his confidence, but for two reasons
-he changed his mind about doing so. The attendant would probably receive
-Bob's confidence as so many illusions; he would smile and say
-"Yes--quite so!" or "There! there!"--meaning Bob would get over said
-illusions some day, and that was why he was there. He was being treated
-for them. Again, if he unbosomed himself fully, as to the fundamental
-cause of all this trouble and turmoil, he would lose to the commodore,
-et al., and have to pay that note which he didn't very well see how he
-could pay.
-
-Bob gritted his teeth. Would it not be better to win now to spite them
-and in spite of everything? About the worst that could happen, had
-happened. Why not accept, then, this enforced sojourn philosophically
-and when the time came, he would walk up to the captain's (or
-commodore's) office and demand a little pay-envelope as his hard-earned
-wage? There would be a slight balm in that pay-envelope. With the
-contents thereof, he could relieve some of dad's necessities which soon
-would be pressing. Why not, with a little stretch of the imagination,
-tell himself he (Bob) was only taking a rest cure? People paid big
-prices for a fashionable rest cure. They probably charged pretty stiff
-prices here, but it wouldn't cost him a cent. His dear friends who put
-him here would have to pay. He wasn't a voluntary boarder. They would
-have to vouch for him and his bills. So Bob made up his mind to have as
-good a time as he could; in other words, to grin and bear it, as best he
-might.
-
-It was a novel experience. Maybe he might write an article about it for
-one of the Sunday newspapers some day--"How It Feels for a Sane Person
-to be Forcibly Detained in an Insane Asylum, by One who Has Been There."
-The editor could put all manner of gay and giddy head-lines over such an
-experience. Bob tried to chronicle his feelings in the padded cell, but
-he couldn't conjure up anything awful or harrowing. There weren't
-spiders, or rats, or any crawly things to lend picturesqueness to the
-situation. It was only deadly quiet--the kind of quiet he needed.
-
-He slept most of those first two days, making up for hours of lost
-sleep. His swollen eye became less painful and his appetite grew large
-and normal. He had to eat with his fingers because they were afraid to
-trust him with a knife and fork, but he told himself cheerfully that
-high-class Arabs still ate that way, and that all he had to do was to
-sit cross-legged, to be strictly _comme il faut_--that is, from the
-Arab's standpoint. Since he had adopted truth as his mentor, Bob had
-learned, however, that "what should be" or "what shouldn't," or
-"mustn't," depends a great deal upon the standpoint, and he was
-beginning to be very suspicious, or critical, about the standpoint.
-
-The third day the doctor in charge thought he could trust him in a room
-without pads. Bob had a good color, his eye was clear and his appearance
-generally reassuring, so they gave him now the cutest little cubby-hole,
-with a cunning little bed and a dear little window, with flowers outside
-and iron bars between the inmate and the flowers. The managing-medico
-proudly called Bob's attention to the flowers and the view. One gazing
-out could see miles and miles of beautiful country. The managing-med.
-talked so much about that view that Bob chimed in and said it was
-lovely, too, only, it reminded him of the bone set just beyond reach of
-a dog chained to _his_ cute little cubby-hole; or the jug of water and
-choice viands the Bedouins of the desert set before their victim after
-they have buried him to the neck in the sand. Bob was going on, trying
-to think of other felicitous comparisons, when he caught a look in the
-managing-med's. eye that stopped him.
-
-"I wonder if you are well enough, after all, to appreciate this cozy and
-home-like little apartment?" said the med. musingly.
-
-Bob hastily apologized for the figures of speech. The padded place was
-very restful, no doubt, but he was quite rested now. Any more
-padded-room kind of rest would be too much. He looked at the view and
-expatiated upon it, even calling attention to certain charming details
-of the landscape. The flowers made a charming touch of color and they
-were just the kind of flowers he liked--good, old-fashioned geraniums!
-He could say all this and still tell the truth. The medico studied him
-attentively; then he concluded he would risk it and permit Bob to stay
-in the room.
-
-But he didn't stay there long. Several nights later a pebble clicked
-against his window; at first, he did not notice. The sound was repeated.
-Then Bob got up, went to his window, raised it noiselessly and looked
-out. In the shadow, beneath the window, stood a figure.
-
-"Catch," whispered a voice and instinctively Bob put out his hand. But
-he didn't catch; he missed. Again and again some one below tossed
-something until finally he did catch. He looked at the object--a spool
-of thread. Now what on earth did he want with a spool of thread? Did the
-person below think some of his garments needed mending? It was strong,
-serviceable enough thread.
-
-For some moments Bob cogitated, then going to the bureau, he picked up a
-tooth-brush, tied it to the thread, and let it down. After an interval
-he pulled up the thread; the tooth-brush had disappeared and a file was
-there in its stead. Then Bob tied to the thread something else and
-instead of it, he got back the end of an excellent manila rope. After
-that he went to work. It took Bob about an hour to get those bars out;
-it took him, then, about a minute to get out himself. Fortunately some
-one in a near-by room was having a tantrum and the little rasping sound
-of the filing couldn't be heard. The louder the person yelled, the
-harder Bob filed.
-
-When he reached the earth some one extended a hand and led him silently
-out of the garden and into the road beyond. Bob went along meekly and
-obediently. Not far down the road was a taxicab. Bob got in and his fair
-rescuer followed. So far he hadn't said a word to her; language seemed
-superfluous. But as they dashed away, she murmured:
-
-"Isn't it lovely?"'
-
-"Is it?" he asked. Somehow he wasn't feeling particularly jubilant over
-his escape. In fact, he found himself wondering almost as soon as he had
-reached the earth, if it wouldn't have been wiser, after all, to have
-spent the rest of those three weeks in pleasant seclusion. The presence
-of the temperamental young thing suggested new and more perplexing
-problems perhaps. He had regarded her as somewhat of a joke, but she
-wasn't a joke just now; she was a reality. What was he going to do with
-her, and with himself, for that matter? Why were they dashing madly
-across the country like that together?
-
-It was as if he were carrying her off, and he certainly didn't want to
-do that. He wasn't in love with her, and she wasn't with him. At least,
-he didn't think she was. It was only her temperamental disposition that
-caused her to imagine she was in love, because she thought him something
-that he wasn't. And when she found out he wasn't, but was only a plain,
-ordinary young man, not of much account anyhow, what a shock would be
-the awakening! Perhaps he'd better stop the machine, go back into the
-garden, climb up to his room in the crazy-house and tumble into bed? His
-being here, embarked on a preposterous journey, seemed a case of leaping
-before looking, or thinking.
-
-"Why so quiet, darling?" giggled the temperamental young thing,
-snuggling closer.
-
-"Don't call me that. I--I won't stand it."
-
-"All right, dearie." With another giggle.
-
-"And drop that 'dearie' dope, too," he commanded.
-
-"Just as you say. Only what _shall_ I call you?"
-
-"I guess plain 'darn fool' will do."
-
-"Oh, you're too clever to be called that," she expostulated.
-
-"Me, clever?" Scornfully.
-
-"Yes; think how long you have fooled the police."
-
-"I wish you wouldn't talk such nonsense." Irritably.
-
-"I won't. On condition!"
-
-"What?"
-
-"If you'll put your arm around me."
-
-"I won't."
-
-"Oh, yes, you will." She adjusted it for him.
-
-"All right! If you want some one to hug you when he doesn't want to!" he
-said in aggrieved tones.
-
-"That makes it all the nicer," she returned. "There are ever so many men
-that want to. This--this is so different!" With a sigh.
-
-"There you go, with some more nonsense talk!" grumbled Bob.
-
-"Well," she giggled, "there's always a way to make a poor, weak,
-helpless little thing stop talking."
-
-"Of all the assurance!" he gasped.
-
-"I love to have some one I can command to make love to me."
-
-"I'm going back." Disgustedly.
-
-"Oh, no, you're not. You can't."
-
-"Why?"
-
-"You'd be arrested, if you did. They are coming for you. That's why I
-came--to circumvent them!"
-
-"They?"
-
-"All has been discovered."
-
-"I fail to understand."
-
-"What did you do with it?" she countered.
-
-"It?"
-
-"The swag."
-
-Bob started to withdraw his arm but she clapped a small warm hand on his
-big warm hand and held his strong right arm about her slim, adaptable
-waist. Her head trailed on his shoulder, while she started floating off
-in dreamland.
-
-"I just love eloping," she murmured.
-
-"What was that last word?" he observed combatively.
-
-"Elope! elope! elope!" she whispered dreamily, her slim, young feminine
-figure close to his big masculine bulk.
-
-"So you think you're eloping with me?" said Bob ominously.
-
-"I know I am." In that musical die-away tone. "We're headed straight for
-old New York and we're going to get married in the little church around
-the corner. Then"--with a happy laugh--"we may have to disguise
-ourselves and flee."
-
-"May I kindly inquire--that is, if I have any voice in our future
-operations--_why_ we may have to disguise ourselves?"
-
-"In case they should want to capture you. The police, I mean."
-
-"Police?" he said.
-
-"Didn't I just tell you they were coming for you?"
-
-"Indeed?" He looked down in her eyes to see if she was in earnest. He
-believed she was. "For what?"
-
-"Oh, you know." She raised her lips. "Say, that was a real stingy one,
-under the oak."
-
-"You say all has been discovered?" went on Bob, disregarding her last
-remark.
-
-"I say that was a real stingy--"
-
-"Hang it!" But he had to. He knew he had to get that idea out of her
-head, before he could get any more real information from her.
-
-"And think how you deceived poor little me, about it!" she purred
-contentedly. After all, thought Bob, it didn't take "much of a one" to
-satisfy her. She had only wanted "it," perhaps, because "it" fitted in;
-"it" went with eloping. Perhaps "it" would have to happen about once so
-often. Bob hoped not. She was a dainty little tyrant who let him see
-plainly she had sharp claws. She could scratch as well as purr. Somehow,
-he felt that he was doubly in her power--that he was doubly her slave
-now--that something had happened which made him so. He could not imagine
-what it was.
-
-"They're keeping it very quiet, though," she went on. "The robbery, I
-mean!"
-
-"There has been a robbery at Mrs. Ralston's?"
-
-"Of course. And you didn't know a thing about it?" she mocked him.
-
-"I certainly did not."
-
-"You say that just as if it were so," she observed admiringly. "I don't
-suppose you are aware that some one did really substitute a counterfeit
-brooch for Mrs. Vanderpool's wonderful pink pearl and bronze diamond
-brooch, after all? Oh, no, you don't know that. You're only a poor
-little ignorant dear. Bless its innocent little heart! It didn't know a
-thing. Not it!" She was talking baby-talk now, the while her fingers
-were playing with Bob's ear. He was so interested in what she was
-saying, however, that he failed to note the baby-talk and overlooked the
-liberties she was taking with his hearing apparatus.
-
-"By jove!" he exclaimed. "That accounts for what I thought I saw in the
-hall that night when I left your room. Imagined I saw some one! Believe
-now it was some one, after all. And that door I heard click? Whose door
-is that on the other side of the hall from your room and about
-twenty-five feet nearer the landing?" Excitedly.
-
-"Gwendoline Gerald's," was the unexpected answer.
-
-Bob caught his breath. He was becoming bewildered. "But nothing was
-missing from Miss Gerald's room, was there?" he asked.
-
-"Don't _you_ know?" said she.
-
-"I do not."
-
-"My! aren't you the beautiful fibber! I'm wondering if you ever tell the
-truth?"
-
-"I don't tell anything else." Indignantly. "And that's the trouble."
-
-"And how well you stick to it!" Admiringly. "If you tell such ones
-_before_, how will it be _after_?"
-
-"After what?" he demanded.
-
-"The church ceremony," she giggled.
-
-"Don't you worry about that. There isn't going to be any."
-
-"It's perfectly lovely of you to say there isn't. It will be such fun to
-see you change your mind." She spoke in that regular on-to-Washington
-tone. "I can just see you walking up the aisle. Won't you look handsome?
-And poor, demure little me! I shan't look like hardly anything."
-
-Bob pretended not to hear.
-
-"You say they are keeping it very quiet about the robbery at the Ralston
-house. How, then, did you come to know?"
-
-"Eavesdropping." Shamelessly. "Thought it was necessary you should know
-the 'lay of the land.' But never mind the 'how.' It is sufficient that I
-managed to overhear Lord Stanfield say he was going to send for you.
-Gwendoline Gerald knows about the robbery and so does her aunt and Lord
-Stanfield, but it's being kept from all the other guests for the
-present. Even Mrs. Vanderpool doesn't know. She still thinks the brooch
-she is wearing is the real one, poor dear! Lord Stanfield discovered it
-wasn't. He asked her one day to let him see it. Then, he just said: 'Aw!
-How interesting!'--that is, to her. But to Mrs. Ralston he said it was
-an imitation and that some guest had substituted the false brooch for
-the real. Mrs. Vanderpool is not to know because Lord Stanfield says the
-thief must not dream he is suspected. He wants to give him full swing
-yet a while--'enough rope to hang himself with,' were the words he used.
-It seems Lord Stanfield anticipated things would be missing. He said he
-knew when a certain person--he didn't say whom"--gazing up at Bob
-adoringly--"appeared on the scene, things just went. That's why Lord
-Stanfield got asked to the Ralston house. Then when he said he was
-coming after you, I thought it would be such a joke if you weren't there
-to receive him. And that's why I came to elope with you. And isn't it
-all too romantic for anything? I am sure none of those plays comes up to
-it. Maybe you'll dramatize our little romance some day--that is--"
-
-Miss Dolly suddenly stopped. "Isn't that a car coming up behind?"
-
-Bob looked around, too, and in the far distance saw a light. "Believe it
-is," he answered.
-
-She leaned forward and spoke to the driver. They were traveling with
-only one lamp lighted; the driver now put that out. Then he went on
-until he came to a private roadway, leading into some one's estate, when
-quickly turning, he ran along a short distance and finally stopped the
-car in a dark shaded spot. Bob gazed back and in a short time saw a big
-car whir by. Idly he wondered whether it contained the police, or the
-managing medico and some of his staff. Between them, he was promised a
-right lively time--altogether too lively. He wondered which ones would
-get him first? It was a kind of a competition and he would be first
-prize to the winners. Well, it was well to have the enemy--or half of
-the enemy--in front of him. Of course, the other half might come up any
-moment behind. He would have to take that chance, he thought, as they
-now returned to the highway. Meanwhile Miss Dolly's eyes were bright
-with excitement. She was enjoying herself very much.
-
-
-
-
- CHAPTER XIV--MUTINY
-
-
-They resumed the conversation where they had left off.
-
-"It seems to me," said Bob, "from all you say, that monocle-man has been
-a mighty busy person."
-
-"Of course you knew right along what he is. You didn't need any
-information from poor little me about him. He couldn't fool great big
-You!" she affirmed admiringly.
-
-"I can imagine what he is--now," observed Bob meditatively. He was
-turning over in his mind what she had said about that substituted
-brooch. The some one Bob had imagined he had seen in the hall, after
-leaving Miss Dolly's room, might not have been the real thief, after
-all; it might have been the monocle-man on the lookout for the thief.
-And perhaps the monocle-man had seen Bob. That was the reason he was
-"coming for him." Bob could imagine dear old dad's feelings, if he (Bob)
-got sent to Sing Sing. What if, instead of rustling and rising to the
-occasion, in that fine, old honorable Japanese way, Bob should bring
-irretrievable disgrace on an eminently respectable family name?
-
-He could see himself in stripes now, with his head shaved, and doing the
-lock-step. Perhaps, even at that moment, descriptions of him were being
-sent broadcast. And if so, it would look as if he were running away from
-the officers of the law, which would be tantamount to a confession of
-guilt. Bob shivered. The temperamental young thing did not share his
-apprehensions.
-
-"Of course, Lord Stanfield only _thinks_ he has evidence enough to
-convict you," she said confidently. "But you'll meet him at every point
-and turn the laugh on him."
-
-"Oh, will I?" said Bob ironically.
-
-"And you'll make him feel so cheap! Of course, you've got something up
-your sleeve--"
-
-"Wish I had," he muttered.
-
-"Something deep and mysterious," she went on in that confident tone.
-"That's why you acted so queer toward some people. You had a purpose. It
-was a ruse. Wasn't it now?" she concluded triumphantly.
-
-"It was not." Gruffly.
-
-"Fibber! every time you fib, you've got to--" She put up her lips.
-
-"This is getting monotonous," grumbled Bob.
-
-"On the contrary!" breathed the temperamental young thing. "I find it
-lovely. Maybe you'll learn how sometime."
-
-"Don't want to," he snapped.
-
-"Oh, yes, you do. But as I was saying, you got yourself put in that
-sanatorium to mislead everybody. It, too, was a ruse--a part of the
-game. It's all very clear--at least, to me!"
-
-He stared at her. And she called _that_ clear? "When did you leave Mrs.
-Ralston's?" he demanded.
-
-"About three hours ago. Said I'd a headache and believed I'd go to my
-room. But I didn't. I just slipped down to the village and hired a taxi.
-Maybe we'd better keep our marriage a secret, at first." Irrelevantly.
-
-"Maybe we had," answered Bob. And then he called out to the man in
-front. "Stop a moment."
-
-Before Miss Dolly had time to expostulate, the driver obeyed. Bob sprang
-out.
-
-"You aren't going to leave me, are you?" said the temperamental little
-thing. "If so--" She made as if to get out, too.
-
-"No; I'm not going to leave you just yet," answered Bob. Then to the
-driver: "See here! Your blamed machine is turned in the wrong direction.
-You know where you're going to take us?"
-
-"New York."
-
-"No; back to Mrs. Ralston's. You take the first cross-road you come to
-and steer right for there."
-
-"You're not to do any such thing," called out Miss Dolly. "You're to go
-where _I_ tell you."
-
-"You're to do nothing of the sort," said Bob. "You're to go where _I_
-tell you."
-
-The driver scratched his head.
-
-"Which is it to be?" asked Bob. "This is the place to have an
-understanding."
-
-"The lady hired me," he answered.
-
-"Yes, and I won't pay you at all, if you don't mind," said Miss Dolly in
-firm musical accents.
-
-"Guess that settles it," observed the driver.
-
-"You mean--?" began Bob, eying him.
-
-"It means I obey orders. She's my 'fare,' not you. We just picked you
-up."
-
-"And that's your last word?" Ominously.
-
-"Say, lady"--the driver turned wearily--"have I got to suppress this
-crazy man you got out of the bughouse?"
-
-"Maybe that would be a good plan," answered Miss Dolly, militancy now in
-her tone. "That is, if he doesn't get in, just sweet and quiet-like."
-
-"It'll be twenty dollars extra," said the man, rising. He was a big
-fellow, too.
-
-"Make it thirty," returned Miss Dolly spiritedly. It was an issue and
-had to be met. There was an accent of "On-to-Parliament!" in her voice.
-One can't show too much mercy to a "slave" when he revolts. One has to
-suppress him. One has to teach him who is mistress. A stern lesson, and
-the slave learns and knows his place.
-
-"Now mind the lady and get back where you belong," said the driver
-roughly to Bob. "Your tiles are loose, and the lady knows what is good
-for a dingbat like you." Possibly he thought the display of a little
-authority would be quite sufficient to intimidate a recent "patient."
-They usually became quite mild, he had heard, when the keepers talked
-right up to them, like that. The effect of his language and attitude
-upon Bob was not, however, quieting; something seemed to explode in his
-brain and he made one spring and got a football hold; then he heaved and
-the big man shot over his shoulder as if propelled from a catapult. He
-came down in a ditch, where the breath seemed to be knocked out of him.
-Bob got on in front. As he started the machine, the man sat up and
-looked after him. He didn't try to get up though; he just looked. No
-doubt he had had the surprise of his life.
-
-"I'll leave the car in the village when I'm through with it," Bob called
-back. "A little walk won't hurt you."
-
-The man didn't answer. "Gee! but that's a powerful lunatic for a poor
-young lady to have on her hands!" he said to himself.
-
-An hour or so later Bob drew up in front of Mrs. Ralston's house. He
-opened the door politely for Miss Dolly and the temperamental young
-thing sprang out. The guests were still up, indulging in one of those
-late dances that begin at the stroke of twelve, and the big house showed
-lights everywhere. There were numerous other taxis and cars in front and
-Bob's arrival attracted no particular attention. Miss Dolly gave him a
-look, militant, but still adoring. She let him see she had claws.
-
-"Maybe I'll tell," she said.
-
-"Go ahead," he answered.
-
-"Aren't you afraid?"
-
-"No." He hadn't done anything wrong.
-
-"Aren't you even sorry?" she asked, lingering.
-
-"For what?"
-
-"Being so rough to that poor man?"
-
-"I'm not. Good night."
-
-"Good night--darling." She threw out that last word as a challenge. It
-had a tender but sibilant sound. It was a mixture of a caress and a
-scratch. It meant she hadn't given up her hold on him. He might have
-defeated her in one little contest, but she would weave new ways to
-entrap him. She might even manage to make him out a murderer--he had
-been so many things since embarking on that mercurial truth-telling
-career--and then she would give him the choice of the altar or the
-chair.
-
-He started the machine and she watched him disappear, musingly. There
-was a steely light, too, in her eyes. He was a mutineer and mutineers
-should, figuratively, be made to walk the plank. Should she put him in
-jail and then come and weep penitently? At least, it would be thrilling.
-Certainly anything was better than that cast-off feeling. She felt no
-better than cast-off clothes. This great big brute of a handsome man,
-instead of jumping at the chance to elope with one who had everything to
-offer such a one as he, had just turned around and brought her back
-home.
-
-Maybe he thought she wasn't worthy of him. Oh, wasn't she? Her small
-breast arose mutinously, while that cast-off sensation kept growing and
-growing. After rescuing him and saving him, instead of calling her "his
-beautiful doll" or other pet names, and humming glad songs to her--how
-they would "row, row, row" on some beautiful river of love--or stroll,
-stroll, stroll through pathways of perfume and bliss--instead of
-regaling her with these and other up-to-date expressions, appropriate to
-the occasion, he had repudiated her, cast her off, deposited her here on
-the front steps, unceremoniously, carelessly, indifferently.
-
-Her cheeks burned at the affront. It was too humiliating. The little
-hands closed. The temperamental fingernails bit into the tender palms.
-At that moment the monocle-man sauntered out of the house and on to the
-veranda, near where Miss Dolly was standing. She turned to him quickly.
-Her temperament had about reached the Borgia pitch.
-
- * * * * *
-
-Bob went on down to the village and to the taxi stand near the station
-where he had promised to leave the machine. The last train had just
-passed by, after depositing the last of late-comers from the gay
-metropolis. Most of them looked fagged; a few were mildly "corned." Bob
-regarded them absently and then gave a violent start.
-
-"Gee-gee!" he gasped.
-
-There she was, in truth, the beauteous Gee-gee, and the fair Gid-up,
-too! Bob gazed in consternation from reddish hair to peroxide. The two
-carried grips and were dressed in their best--that is to say, each wore
-the last thing in hats and the final gasp in gowns.
-
-"Guess none of those society dames will have a thing on us, when it
-comes to rags," Gid-up murmured to Gee-gee, as they crossed the platform
-with little teeny-weeny steps and headed toward a belated hack or two
-and Bob's machine. That young man yet sat on the driver's seat of the
-taxi; he was too paralyzed to move as he watched them approach. Where on
-earth were Gee-gee and Gid-up going? He feared to learn. He had an awful
-suspicion.
-
-"Chauffeur!" Gee-gee raised a begloved finger as she hailed Bob. The
-glove had seen better days, but Gee-gee didn't bother much about gloves.
-When she had attained the finality in hats and the _ne plus ultra_ in
-skirts, hosiery and stilts (you asked for "shoes") she hadn't much time,
-or cash, left for gloves which were always about the same old thing over
-and over again, anyway. "Chauffeur!" repeated Gee-gee.
-
-"Meaning me?" inquired Bob in muffled tones. Why didn't she take a hack?
-He had drawn up his taxi toward the dark end of the platform.
-
-"Yes, meaning you!" replied Gee-gee sharply. "Can't say I see any other
-human spark-plug in this one-night burg."
-
-"What can I do for you?" stammered Bob. He was glad it was so shadowy
-where he sat, and he devoutly hoped he would escape recognition.
-
-"What can he do? Did you hear that?" Gee-gee appealed indignantly to
-Gid-up. "I don't suppose a great jink like you knows enough to get down
-and take a lady's bag? Or, to open the door of the limousine?"
-
-"Well, you see this machine's engaged," mumbled Bob. "No, I don't mean
-that." Hastily. "I mean I'm not the driver of this car. It doesn't
-belong to me. And that's the truth."
-
-"Where is the driver?" Haughtily. "Send for him at once." Gee-gee did
-not like to be crossed. Gid-up was more good-natured; she only shifted
-her gum.
-
-"I can't send for him," said Bob drawing his hat down farther over his
-face. "He's down the road."
-
-"What's he doing there?"
-
-"I don't know. Maybe, he's walking; maybe, he's sitting in the ditch."
-
-Gee-gee stared, but she could see only a big shadowy form; she couldn't
-make out Bob's features. "The boob's got bees," she confided to Gid-up,
-and then more imperatively: "Are you going to get off your perch and let
-us in?"
-
-"Beg to be excused," muttered Bob. "Hack over there! Quick! Before some
-one else gets it."
-
-That started them away. The teeny-weeny steps encompassed, accelerando,
-the distance between Bob and his old friend, the hackman who had laughed
-at what he supposed were Bob's eccentricities. The hackman got down and
-hoisted in the grips.
-
-"Where to?" he said.
-
-Bob listened expectantly. He feared what was coming.
-
-"Mrs. Ralston's," answered Gee-gee haughtily. At the same time Gid-up
-threw away her gum. She would have to practise being without it.
-
-Bob drearily watched the hack roll away. He refused another offer of a
-fare--this time from a bibulous individual who had supped, not wisely,
-but too well--and nearly got into a fight because the bibulous
-individual was persistent and discursive. Then Bob walked away; he
-didn't think where he was going; he only wanted to get away from that
-chauffeur job. What would come of these new developments, he wondered?
-The temperamental young thing was "peeved," and the ponies (not equine)
-had come galloping into the scene at the critical moment.
-
-He tried to account for their presence. Undoubtedly it was a coup of
-Mrs. Dan's. When she learned that dear Dan was bringing
-counter-influence to bear upon her witnesses, she arranged to remove
-them. She brought them right into her own camp. How? Gee-gee and Gid-up
-did a really clever and fairly refined musical and dancing act together.
-Mrs. Ralston frequently called upon professional talent to help her out
-in the entertaining line. It is true, Gee-gee and Gid-up were hardly
-"high enough up," or well enough known, to commend themselves ordinarily
-to the good hostess in search of the best and most expensive artists,
-but then Mrs. Dan may have brought influence to bear upon Mrs. Ralston.
-And Mrs. Clarence may have seconded Mrs. Dan's efforts. They may have
-said Gee-gee and Gid-up were dashing and different, and would be, at
-least, a change. They may have exaggerated the talents of the pair and
-pictured them as rising stars whom it would be a credit for Mrs. Ralston
-to discover. The hostess was extremely good-natured and liked to oblige
-her friends, or to comply with their requests.
-
-Of course, the young ladies would not appear on the scene as Gee-gee and
-Gid-up, in all probability. No doubt, they would assume other and more
-appropriate cognomens (non equine). The last show they had played in,
-had just closed, so a little society engagement, with strong publicity
-possibilities, on the side, could not be anything but appealing,
-especially to Gee-gee with her practical tendencies. Of course, they
-would have to make a brave effort to put on their society manners, but
-Gid-up had once had a home and Gee-gee knew how people talked in the
-society novels. Trust Gee-gee to adapt herself!
-
-Bob felt he could figure it all out. Their coming so late would seem to
-indicate they had been sent for in haste. Mrs. Dan, perhaps, had become
-alarmed and wasn't going to take any more chances with the commodore who
-was capable of sequestering her witnesses, of inveigling them on board
-one of his friend's yachts, for example, and then marooning them on a
-desert isle, or transporting them to one of those cafe chantants of
-Paris. Besides, with that after-midnight "hug" and "grizzly" going on,
-Mrs. Dan knew it wouldn't much matter how late the pair arrived.
-
-By the time Bob had argued this out, he was a long way from the village.
-He had been walking mechanically toward the Ralston house and now found
-himself on the verge of the grounds. After a moment's hesitation, he
-went in and walked up to the house. The dancing had, at length, ceased
-and the big edifice was now almost dark. The inmates, or most of them,
-seemed to have retired. A few of the men might yet be lingering in the
-smoking-room or over billiards. For a minute or two Bob stood in silent
-meditation. Then his glance swept toward a certain trellis, and a sudden
-thought smote him.
-
-Wasn't he still Mrs. Ralston's guest? The period for which he had been
-invited hadn't expired and he hadn't, as yet, been asked to vacate the
-premises. True, some people had forcibly, and in a most highhanded
-manner, removed him for a brief period, but they had not been acting for
-Mrs. Ralston, or by her orders. He was, therefore, legitimately still a
-guest and it was obviously his duty not to waive the responsibility. He
-might not want to come back but he had to. That even-tenor-of-his-way
-condition demanded it. Besides, manhood revolted against retreat under
-fire. To run away, as he had told himself in the car with Miss Dolly,
-was a confession of guilt. He must face them once more--even Miss Gerald
-and the hammer-thrower. He could in fancy, see himself handcuffed in her
-presence, but he couldn't help it. Better that, than to be hunted in the
-byways and hovels of New York! Oddly, too, the idea of a big comfortable
-bed appealed to him.
-
-He climbed up the trellis and stood on the balcony upon which his room
-opened. Pushing up a window, he entered and feeling around in the
-darkness he came upon his grip where he had left it. He drew the
-curtains, turned on the lights and undressed. He acted just as if
-nothing had happened. Then, donning his pajamas, he turned out the
-lights, drew back the curtains once more, and tumbled into the downy.
-
-
-
-
- CHAPTER XV--AN EXTRAORDINARY INTERVIEW
-
-
-But he could not sleep; his brain was too busy. He wondered in what part
-of the house Gee-gee and Gid-up were domiciled? He wondered if Mrs. Dan
-and Mrs. Clarence were drawing up affidavits? He wondered if that
-taxicab man had yet come to town and if he would get out a warrant,
-charging him (Bob) with assault? He wondered if Dan and Clarence knew
-Gee-gee and Gid-up were here, and if so, what would they do about it?
-Would they, too, come prancing on the scene? He wondered if Miss Gerald
-were engaged to the hammer-man? He wondered if the maniac-medico would
-think of looking for him (Bob) here? He wondered where the police were
-looking for him and who was the thief, anyway? This last mental query
-led him to consider the guests, one by one.
-
-He began with the bishop. Suspicion, of course, could not point in that
-direction. Still, there was that play, _Deacon Brodie_--a very good man
-was a thief in it. But a deacon wasn't a bishop. Besides, Bob had great
-respect for the cloth. He dismissed the bishop with an inward apology.
-He next considered the judge, but the judge was too portly for those
-agile sleight-of-hand feats and the deft foot-work required. He passed
-on to the doctor. The doctor had delicate little hands, adapted for
-filching work, but he was too much absorbed in cutting up little dogs
-and cats to care for such insensible trifles as glittering gee-gaws. The
-doctor might be capable of absconding with a Fido or somebody's pet
-Meow, but an inanimate Kooh-i-nor would hold for him no temptations. So
-from Doc, Bob passed on to Mrs. Van. But she wouldn't surreptitiously
-appropriate her own brooch. He even considered the temperamental young
-thing whose interest in crime and criminals was really shocking.
-
-He had got about this far in thrashing things over in his mind when a
-rather startling realization that he wasn't alone in the room smote him.
-Some one was over there--at the window, and that some one had softly
-crossed the room. Bob made an involuntary movement, turning in bed to
-see plainer, when with a slight sound of suppressed surprise, the some
-one almost magically disappeared. Bob couldn't tell whether he had gone
-out of the window, or had sprung back into the room and was now
-concealing himself behind the heavy curtains. The young man made a
-sudden rush for the window and grab for the curtain, only to discover
-there was no one there; nor could he see any one on the balcony, or
-climbing down. He did see below, however, a skulking figure fast
-vanishing among the shrubbery. A moment, the thought of the commodore
-insinuated itself in the young man's bewildered brain, but the commodore
-would not again be trying to see him (Bob) here, for the very good
-reason that Dan could not know Bob was here. No one yet knew Bob had
-returned to Mrs. Ralston's house. The commodore and Clarence no doubt
-still believed Bob to be shut up in a cute little cubby-hole with bars.
-
-The skulking figure below, then, could be dissociated from the
-complicated domestic tangle; his proper place was in that other silent
-drama, dealing with mysterious peculations. Should Bob climb down,
-follow and attempt to capture him? Bob had on only his pajamas and
-already the fellow was far away. He would lead any one a fine chase and
-Bob hadn't any special desire to go romping over hills in his present
-attire, or want of attire. If any one caught him doing it, what excuse
-could he make? That he was chasing an accomplice of a thief inside the
-house who had probably dropped his glittering booty for his pal to take
-away? But he (Bob) was supposed to be that inside-operator, himself, and
-he wouldn't be chasing his own pal. Or again, if he were detected in
-that sprinting performance by those who didn't know he was supposed to
-be an inside-operator, but who thought him only a plain crazy man,
-wouldn't the necessity for his reincarceration be but emphasized? Maybe
-this latter contingent of his enemies would consider a plain, public
-insane asylum, without flowers in the window, good enough for him. They,
-undoubtedly, _would_ so conclude if they knew the state of Bob's private
-fortune, which certainly did not justify private institutions.
-
-A slight noise behind him drove all these considerations from Bob's
-mind. He dove at once in the direction of the sound, only to fall over
-his grip, and as he sprawled, not heroically, in the dark, his door was
-opened and closed almost noiselessly. Exasperated, he gathered himself
-together and made for the door. Throwing it back, he gazed down the
-hall, only to see a figure swiftly vanishing around a dimly-lighted
-corner. Bob couldn't make out whether it was a man or a woman, but
-seeing no one else in the hall, he impetuously and recklessly darted
-after it. When he reached the corner, however, the figure was gone.
-
-Bob stood in a quandary. There were a good many different doors around
-that corner. Through which one had his mysterious visitor vanished? If
-he but knew, he felt certain he could place his hand on the much wanted
-individual who was making such a nuisance of himself in social circles.
-He might be able to rid society of one of those essentially modern
-pests, and at the same time lift the mantle of suspicion from himself.
-At least, he would be partly rehabilitated. Later, he might complete the
-process. And oh, to have her once more see him as he was.
-
-He was sorely tempted to try a door. He even put his hand on the knob of
-the door nearest the corner. The figure must have turned in here; he
-couldn't have gone farther without Bob's having caught sight of him. At
-least, Bob felt almost sure of this conclusion, having attained that
-corner with considerable celerity, himself.
-
-Almost on the point of turning the knob, prudence bade Bob to pause.
-Suppose he made a mistake? Suppose, for example, he stumbled upon
-Gee-gee's room, or Gid-up's? The perspiration started on Bob's brow.
-Gee-gee would be quite capable of hanging on to him and then raising a
-row, just for publicity purposes. She would make "copy" out of anything,
-that girl would. Then, if it wasn't Gee-gee's room, it might be Mrs.
-Van's. Fancy his invading the privacy of that austere lady's boudoir!
-Bob's hand shook slightly and the knob rattled a trifle; he hastily
-released it. To his horror a voice called out.
-
-"Any one there?"
-
-It was Gee-gee. Bob stood still, not daring to stir, lest Gee-gee, with
-senses alert, should hear him and come out and find him. He prayed
-devoutly not to be "found." It was bad enough to be crazy, and to be a
-social buccaneer, without having Miss Gerald look upon him as an
-intrigant, a Don Juan and a Jonathan Wild all rolled into one. Bob
-wanted to flee the worst way, but still he thought it better to contain
-himself and stand there like a wooden man a few moments longer.
-
-"Any one there?" repeated Gee-gee.
-
-A neighboring door opened and one of the last men Bob wanted to see,
-under the circumstances, looked out. It was the hammer-thrower and his
-honest face expressed a world of wonder, incredulity and reproach, as he
-beheld and recognized Bob, who didn't know what to do, or to say. He
-certainly didn't want to say anything though, having no desire to
-agitate Miss Gee-gee any further. Fortunately, the hammer-thrower seemed
-too amazed for words. He just kept looking and looking. "Where on earth
-did you come from?" his glance seemed to say. "Are you the ghost of Bob
-Bennett? And if you aren't, what are you doing here, before a lady's
-door, at this time of night?"
-
-Disapproval now became mixed with indecision in the hammer-thrower's
-glance. He seemed trying to make up his mind whether or not it was a
-case demanding forcible measures on his part. Was it his duty to spring
-upon Bob, then and there, and "show him up" before the world? Bob read
-the thought. In another moment Gee-gee might come to the door, and
-then--? Bob suddenly and desperately determined to throw himself upon
-the mercy of the hammer-thrower. Indeed, he had no choice.
-
-Quickly he moved to the door where his hated rival stood and as quickly
-pushed by him and entered that person's room. At the same moment Gee-gee
-unlocked her door. Bob couldn't see her, though, as he was now
-thankfully swallowed up in the depths of a recess in the
-hammer-thrower's room. Gee-gee peeked out. She met the eye of the
-hammer-thrower who had modestly withdrawn most of his person back into
-his apartment and who now suffered only a fraction of his face to be
-revealed to Gee-gee at that unseemly hour and place, and under such
-unseemly circumstances.
-
-"I beg your pardon," said the hammer-thrower deferentially, and in a
-very low tone, "but did you call out?"
-
-"Yes, I thought I heard some one at my door."
-
-Bob hardly breathed. Would the hammer-thrower hale him forth? Would he
-toss him--or try to--right out into the hall at Gee-gee's feet?
-
-"I--I don't see any one," said the hammer-thrower hesitatingly, and
-still in a very low tone. His hesitation, however, told Bob he had
-considered or was still considering that forcible policy.
-
-"I certainly thought I did hear some one," observed Gee-gee, matching
-the other's tones. His voice seemed to imply that it might be as well
-not to arouse any others of the household and Gee-gee involuntarily fell
-in with the suggestion.
-
-"You--" Again, however, that awful hesitation! The hammer-thrower had no
-reason to like Bob, for did he not know that young gentleman had the
-presumption to adore Miss Gerald? Still the apparently more successful
-suitor for Gwendoline's hand had a sportsmanlike instinct. He'd been
-brought up to be conscientious. He had been educated to be gentlemanly
-and considerate. Perhaps he was asking himself now if it might not be
-more sportsmanlike not to denounce Bob, then and there, but to give him,
-at least, a chance to explain? "You--you must be mistaken," said the
-hammer-thrower, after a pause, in a low tense whisper.
-
-"You're sure it wasn't you?" murmured Gee-gee softly but suspiciously
-and eying the other's open and trustworthy countenance.
-
-"I?" For a moment Bob thought now, indeed, had come the time to eject
-him, but--"Is that a reasonable conjecture?" the other murmured back.
-
-Gee-gee pondered. "No, it ain't," she confessed, at length. Locked
-double-doors separated her room and the hammer-thrower's. He would
-surely have used a skeleton key on those doors were he the guilty party,
-instead of going out into the hall to try to get in that way. "I got to
-thinking of that swell burglar who is going the rounds, before I went to
-sleep," murmured Gee-gee, "and I may have been dreaming of him! Sorry to
-have disturbed you." And Gee-gee closed her door very quietly.
-
-She thought she must have been mistaken about the intruder. Anyhow,
-there wasn't much excitement for an actress any more, in being robbed.
-That advertising stunt had been so overworked that even the provincial
-dramatic critics yawned and tossed the advance man's little yarn of
-"jewels lost" right into an unsympathetic waste-basket. A scandal in
-high life was always more efficacious. No one ever got tired of scandals
-and city editors simply clamored for "more." So Gee-gee composed herself
-for sleep again. She had reason to be satisfied, for had not she and
-Gid-up, who roomed with her, sat up late and arranged final details
-before retiring?
-
-Gid-up would say: "We'll make it like this." And Gee-gee would answer:
-"No, like this." Of course, Gee-gee's way was better. Upon a slender
-thread of fact she fashioned, as Dickie had feared, a most wonderful
-edifice of fancy. She had mapped out a case that would startle even dear
-old New York. "Better do it good, if we're going to do it at all," she
-had said. Gid-up had been a little doubtful at first, but she always did
-what Gee-gee told her to in the end. And Gee-gee knew she could depend
-upon Gid-up's memory, for once the latter had had a small part. She had
-to say: "Send for the doctor" and she had never been known to get mixed
-up and say: "Send for the police," or for the undertaker, or anything
-equally ridiculous. Having thoroughly rehearsed her lines, she would
-stick to them like a major. When Mrs. Dan and Mrs. Clarence and the two
-G's should get together on the morrow, the largest anticipations of the
-two former ladies would be realized. Gee-gee wouldn't have Mrs. Dan
-disappointed for the world. Gid-up was rather afraid of Mrs. Clarence;
-however, she had been batted about by so many rough stage-managers and
-cranky musical-directors, she could stand almost anything.
-
-But what about Bob?
-
- * * * * *
-
-That young gentleman, now seated in the hammer-thrower's room, had
-frankly revealed what had happened to bring him out in the hall. In a
-low tone he told why he had approached Gee-gee's door and what had been
-in his mind when he had placed his hand on the knob. The hammer-thrower,
-if not appearing particularly impressed by Bob's story, listened
-gravely; occasionally he shook his head. It wasn't, on the whole, a very
-reasonable-sounding yarn. Truth certainly sounded stranger than fiction
-in this instance. Bob couldn't very well blame the other for not
-believing. Still he (Bob) owed him that explanation. Though he (Bob)
-might detest him as the man who would probably rob him of Miss Gerald's
-hand, still the fact remained that the hammer-thrower appeared at
-present in the guise of his (Bob's) savior. Bob couldn't get away from
-this unpleasant conclusion. He didn't want to have anything to do with
-the other and yet here he was in his room, actually being shielded by
-him. The situation was, indeed, well-nigh intolerable.
-
-The hammer-thrower studied Bob with quiet earnest eyes, and the latter
-had to acknowledge to himself that the man's face was strong and
-capable. If Miss Gerald married him--as seemed not unlikely--she would,
-at any rate, not get a weak man. He was about as big as Bob, though not
-so reckless-looking. Bob was handsomer, in his dashing way, but some
-girls, sensibly inclined, would prefer what might appear a more reliable
-type. The hammer-thrower looked so sure of himself and his ground he
-inspired confidence. He looked too sure of his ground now, as regards
-Bob.
-
-"It won't do," he said with his usual directness to Bob, when the latter
-had finished explaining. "Sounds a little fishy! I'm sorry, old chap,
-but I shall have to have time to think it all over. And then I'll try to
-decide what is best to be done. You say you were unjustly incarcerated
-in a private sanatorium." Bob hadn't explained the circumstances--who
-had "incarcerated" him and why. "That you were incarcerated at all is a
-matter of regret."
-
-"To you?" said Bob cynically.
-
-"Of course." Firmly, but with faint surprise. "You didn't think I
-rejoiced at your misfortune, did you?"
-
-"I didn't know. I thought it possible."
-
-The hammer-thrower's heavy brows drew together. "You seem to have a
-little misconception of my character," he observed with a trace of
-formality. "You were incarcerated, apparently, _pro bono publico_. I had
-no hand in it. If I had been consulted, I should have hesitated some
-time before expressing an opinion."
-
-"Thanks," said Bob curtly. Such generous reserve was rather galling,
-coming from this quarter.
-
-"I'm afraid you don't mean that," replied the other. "And it's a bad
-habit to say what you don't mean. However, we are drifting from the
-subject. You will pardon me for not swallowing, _a capite ad calcem_,
-that little Münchhausen explanation of yours."
-
-"I don't care whether you swallow it head, neck and breeches, or not,"
-returned Bob. The other had taken a classical course at college, and Bob
-conceived he was ponderously trying to show off, just to be annoying. He
-was adopting a doubly irritating and classical manner of calling Bob a
-liar. And that young man was not accustomed to being called that--at
-least, of yore! Maybe he would have to stand it now. It seemed so.
-"You're like a good many other people I've met lately," said Bob, not
-without a touch of weariness as well as bitterness. "You don't know the
-truth when you hear it."
-
-The hammer-thrower drew up his heavy shoulders. "No use abusing me, old
-chap," he said in even well-poised tones. "Am I at fault for your
-unpopularity? Indeed"--as if arguing with himself in his slow heavy
-fashion--"I fail to understand why you have made yourself unpopular. You
-seem to have proceeded with deliberate intention. However, that is
-irrelevant. You say there was some one in your room, or rather the room
-you were supposed to have vacated; but to which you have unaccountably
-returned--not, I imagine, by way of the front door." Severely. "And
-after entering in burglarious fashion you pursued a phantom. The phantom
-vanished, leaving you in a compromising position. You expect people to
-believe that?" Shaking his head.
-
-"I should be surprised if they did," answered Bob gloomily. "I suppose
-you'll tell everybody to-morrow."
-
-"That's the question," said the other seriously. "What is my duty in the
-matter? I don't want to do you an irreparable injury, yet appearances
-certainly seem to indicate that you--" He hesitated.
-
-"Never mind the Latin for it," said Bob. "Plain Anglo-Saxon will do.
-Call me a thief."
-
-"It's an ugly word," said the other reluctantly, "and--well, I don't
-wish to be hasty. My father always told me to help a man whenever I
-could; not to shove him down. And maybe--" He paused. There was really a
-nice expression on his strong face.
-
-"Oh, you think I may be only a young offender--a juvenile in crime?"
-exclaimed Bob bitterly.
-
-"The words are your own," observed the other. "To tell you the truth,"
-seriously, "I hardly know what to think. It is all too
-extraordinary--too unexpected. I'll have to ponder on it. The profs, at
-college always said I had the champion slow brain. The peculiar part to
-me is," that puzzled look returning to his heavy features, "I can't
-understand why you're making people think what they do of you? Frankly,
-I don't believe you're 'dippy.' You were always rather--just what is the
-word?--'mercurial'--yes; that will do. But your head looks right enough
-to me."
-
-"What's the Latin for 'Thank you'?" said Bob.
-
-"Do you really think this is a trivial matter?" asked the other, bending
-a stronger glance upon his visitor. "I believe you are somewhat
-obligated to me. Please bear that in mind." With quiet dignity. "As I
-was saying, your conduct since coming here, seems to baffle
-explanation--that is, the right one. I wonder what is your 'lay,'
-anyhow? What's the idea? I like to be able to grasp people." Forcefully.
-"And you escape me. I can't get at the tangible in you. Nor"--with a
-sudden quick glance--"can Miss Gerald--"
-
-"Suppose we leave her name out," said Bob sharply. "You've done me a
-favor which I ought not to have accepted. And I tell you frankly I'd
-rather have accepted it from any one else in the world."
-
-"I think I understand," replied the other quietly, with no show of
-resentment on his heavy features. "Have a cigar?" Indicating a box on
-the table.
-
-"I'd rather not."
-
-"Very well!"
-
-For some moments Bob sat in moody silence. Then suddenly he got up.
-
-"Am I to be permitted to return to my room?" he asked.
-
-"I believe I told you I would consider your case," said the
-hammer-thrower.
-
-And Bob passed out. He regained his room without mishap, which rather
-surprised him. He almost expected to be intercepted by the monocle-man
-but nothing of the kind happened.
-
-
-
-
- CHAPTER XVI--PLAYING WITH BOB
-
-
-It took a great deal of courage for Bob to go down to breakfast the next
-morning. In fact, he had never done anything before in his life that
-demanded so much courage. He pictured his entrance, anticipating what
-would happen; he didn't try to deceive himself. The monocle-man would
-tap him on the shoulder. "You are my prisoner," he would say. And then
-it would be "exit" for Bob amid the exclamations and in the face of the
-accumulated staring of the company.
-
-Bob wasn't going to play the craven now, though, so he marched
-down-stairs and into the breakfast-room, his head well up. With that
-smile on his lips and the frosty light in his blue eyes, he looked not
-unlike a young Viking fearlessly presenting a bold brow to the enemy
-while his ship is sinking beneath him. He acted just as if he hadn't
-been away and as if nothing had happened.
-
-"Good-morning, people," he said in his cheeriest.
-
-For a moment there was a tombstone silence while Bob, not seeming to
-notice it, dropped down in a convenient place at the table. His
-vis-a-vis, as luck, or ill-luck would have it, was the monocle-man. Bob
-felt the shivers stealing over him. But the monocle-man, too, acted as
-if nothing had happened. He didn't get up and tap Bob on the shoulder.
-Perhaps he wished to finish his breakfast first.
-
-"Aw!--Have some toast," he observed to Bob. "Mrs. Ralston's toast is
-really delicious."
-
-"No," said Bob airily. "I don't like that English kind of toast. Makes
-me think of rusk! No taste to it! Give me good old American toast with
-plenty of butter on it."
-
-"Aw!" said the monocle-man.
-
-Bob didn't stop there. He appealed to the bishop and carried the
-discussion on to the doctor. He even went so far, a daredevil look in
-his sanguine blue eyes now, as to ask Miss Gerald's opinion. Miss
-Gerald, however, pretended not to hear. Her devoted admirer was close at
-hand and Bob saw the hammer-thrower's brows knit at sight of him. Bob in
-his new mood didn't care a straw now and looked straight back at the
-hammer-thrower, as if daring him to do his worst. For an instant he
-thought the hammer-thrower was going to say something, but he didn't.
-Perhaps second thought told him it would be better taste to wait, for he
-lifted his heavy shoulders with rather a contemptuous or pitying shrug
-and paid no further attention to luckless Bob.
-
-The latter kept up a gay conversation between bites, professing to be
-quite unaware of a certain extraordinary reticence with which his light
-persiflage was received. He looked around to see if Gee-gee and Gid-up
-were anywhere visible and saw that they were not. This did not surprise
-him, as theatrical ladies are usually late risers and like to breakfast
-in their rooms; nor would they be apt to mingle promiscuously with the
-other guests. Mrs. Ralston, Mrs. Dan and Mrs. Clarence were also not
-about. Bob was thankful Mrs. Ralston needed most of the morning by
-herself, or with sundry experts, to beautify; he didn't care to see his
-hostess just yet. It was hard enough to meet her fair niece, Miss
-Gerald, under the circumstances.
-
-"I understand we have two new arrivals in the professional entertaining
-line," said Bob to the monocle-man.
-
-"Aw!--how interesting!" replied the other. Bob couldn't get much of a
-"rise" out of him, though unvaryingly affable in his manner toward the
-young man. "Try some of this marmalade--do--it's Scotch, you know. All
-marmalade ought to be Scotch. Dislike intensely the English make!"
-
-"How unpatriotic!" said Bob cynically. Really, the monocle-man did it
-very well. He was a fine imitation.
-
-"Aw!" he said once more.
-
-And then Bob began to play with him. Dear old dad who was somewhat of a
-bibliomaniac had, on one or two of Bob's vacation trips to London,
-introduced the lad to many quaint, out-of-the-way nooks and corners. Now
-Bob drew on the source of information thus gleaned and angled with his
-one-eye-glassed neighbor. But the monocle-man fenced beautifully; he
-knew more than Bob. And when the latter had exhausted himself, the
-monocle-man, with a few twinkles behind his staring window-pane, played
-with Bob. He showed him as a mere child for ignorance of the subject,
-and drawled so brilliantly that some of the others became interested,
-though professing not to see that Bob was there. When the monocle-man
-had finished, Bob felt abashed. He gazed upon the other with new and
-wondrous respect. He had attempted the infantile and amateurish game of
-unmasking the other--of exhibiting his crass ignorance and letting the
-others draw their own conclusions--and he had been literally overwhelmed
-in his efforts.
-
-Having shown Bob the futility of trying to play with him, the
-monocle-man again offered Bob the marmalade. His manner of doing it made
-Bob think of a jailer who believed in the humane treatment of prisoners
-and who liked to see them well-fed. Bob for the second time refused the
-marmalade and did it most emphatically. Whereupon the monocle-man
-smiled.
-
-At that moment Bob met the gaze of the temperamental young thing. There
-were dark rings under her eyes and she looked paler than he had ever
-seen her. Also, there was a certain fascinated wonder, not unmixed with
-some deeper feeling, in her expression. She was, no doubt, absolutely
-astounded to see Bob there, and talking with the monocle-man. Bob
-surmised she would be waiting for him somewhere later to express
-herself, and he was not mistaken. Bob got up. As he did so, he glanced
-at the monocle-man. Would he be permitted to go, or would the denouement
-now happen? Would the other, alas, arise?
-
-He did nothing of the kind. He let Bob have a little more line. He even
-suffered him to walk away, at the same time smiling once more at vacancy
-or the rack of toast. Of course the temperamental young thing hailed Bob
-shortly after he was out of the room. He expected that. She came
-hurrying up to him, excitement and terror in her eyes.
-
-"Flee!" she whispered.
-
-"I won't do it," answered Bob sturdily.
-
-"Why did you come back?" Agitatedly, "What a rash thing to do! Like
-walking into the lions' den."
-
-"Well, the principal lion was nice and polite, anyhow."
-
-"Could you not see he was only just"--she sought for a word--"dallying
-with you?"
-
-"He made me see that," Bob confessed rather gloomily. "He made me feel
-like thirty cents. I guess he's got my goat. And to think I thought him
-a blamed fool. I tell you I'm learning something these days; I'm taking
-a course they don't have in college, all right."
-
-"Why do you waste time talking?" said the girl. "Every moment is
-precious. Go, or you are lost."
-
-"That sounds like the stage," replied Bob.
-
-She came closer, her temperamental gaze burning. "Will this make you
-serious?" she asked almost fiercely. "I told."
-
-"Eh?"
-
-"I told all," she repeated.
-
-"You did?"
-
-"Yes."
-
-"When?"
-
-"Last night."
-
-"Hum!" said Bob. "That makes it a little worse, that is all."
-
-"I was mad," she said, "at the way you--you--"
-
-"I think I understand."
-
-"Why--why don't you get angry and--"
-
-"And curse you the way they do in plays?" He laughed a little
-mirthlessly. "What's the use? It wouldn't do any good if I dragged you
-around by the hair."
-
-"It's just that attitude of yours," she said, breathing hard, "that has
-made me perfectly furious."
-
-"Who'd you tell?" Bob eyed her contemplatively.
-
-"Lord Stan--The monocle-man, as you call him."
-
-"Whew!" Bob whistled. "You went straight to headquarters, didn't you?"
-
-"He came up to me on the porch just after you had left, and--and--"
-
-"It's quite plain," said Bob gently. "You couldn't hold in. Don't know
-as I ought to blame you much."
-
-"I wish you wouldn't act like that," she returned passionately. "Don't
-you hate me?"
-
-He looked at her from his superior height. "No. Now that I think of it,
-you only did the right and moral thing. After all"--he seemed to be
-speaking from the hammer-thrower's high judicial plane--"it was your
-duty to tell."
-
-"Duty!" she shot back at him. "I didn't do it for that, or"--with sudden
-scorn--"because it was the moral thing. I did it because--because
-you--you had hurt me and--and I wanted to hurt you the worst way--the
-very worst way I could--"
-
-"Well, that sounds very human," replied Bob soothingly. "It's the old
-law. Eye for an eye! Tit for tat! _Quid pro quo!_" That hammer-thrower
-was getting him into the Latin habit.
-
-"You must not speak like that. You _must_ hate me--despise me--I
-betrayed you--betrayed--"
-
-Bob looked at her sympathetically. She really was suffering. "Oh, no,
-you didn't. You only thought you did," he said.
-
-"I did! I did! And afterward I felt like Salome with the head of John
-the Baptist."
-
-Bob twisted his handsome head and lifted a hand to his neck. "Well, it's
-really not so bad as that," he returned in a tone intended to be
-consoling. "Anyhow, it's very brave of you to come and tell me about
-it."
-
-"Brave!" she scoffed, the temperamental breast rising. "Why, I just
-blurted it all right out--how I discovered you in my room--how I turned
-on the light and how you dropped the brooch to the floor!"
-
-For a few moments both were silent. Then Bob spoke: "How'd it be, if we
-called bygones, bygones, and just be friends?" he said gravely.
-"Honestly, I believe I could like you an awful lot as a friend."
-
-"Don't!" she said hoarsely. "Or--or I can't hold in. My! but you are
-good."
-
-"Isn't that the sound of music?" said Bob suddenly.
-
-"I--I believe it is."
-
-"A tango, by jove! Think of tangoing right after breakfast! Some one
-_is_ beginning early. What are we coming to in these degenerate days?"
-Bob wanted to take her thoughts off that other disagreeable subject. His
-own sudden and unexpected appearance had, no doubt, been quite upsetting
-to those other guests. That tango music had a wild irresponsible sound,
-as if the some one who was banging the concert-grand in the big music
-salon was endeavoring to turn the general trend of fancy into more
-symphonious channels. He, or she, was a musical good Samaritan. Bob held
-out a ceremonious arm to the temperamental young thing. "Shall we?" he
-said. "Why not?"
-
-"You mean--?"
-
-"Tango with me? That is, if you are not above tangoing with a--"
-
-She slipped an uncertain little hand on his arm.
-
-"It may be my last, for a long time," he said gaily. "While we live, let
-us live."
-
-But when they entered they saw it was the man with the monocle who sat
-at the big, wonderfully carved piano. His fingers were fairly flying;
-his face was a bit more twisted up to keep the monocle from falling off,
-while he was flinging his hands about over the keys. At sight of him,
-the temperamental little thing breathed quickly and would have drawn
-back, but Bob drew her forward. The monocle-man's face did not change as
-he glanced over his shoulder to regard them; he had a faculty for
-hitting the right keys without looking. Bob put a big reassuring arm
-about a slim waist. He tangoed only to show the temperamental little
-thing that he forgave her. But her feet were not so light as ordinarily
-and the dance rather dragged. Once Bob looked down; why, she wasn't much
-bigger than a child.
-
-"Friends?" he asked.
-
-Her little hand clutched tighter for answer, and the monocle-man played
-more madly. It was as if he were making the puppets fly around while he
-pulled the strings. He seemed having the best kind of a time. There was
-now a whimsical look in his eyes as they followed Bob.
-
-That was one of the longest days Bob ever knew. The temperamental thing
-had told him they were coming to arrest him. Well, why didn't they? His
-appearing unexpectedly on the spot like that may have caused them to
-change their minds. He included in the "them" Mrs. Ralston and her niece
-and he could only conclude they all meant to "dally" with him, in Miss
-Dolly's phraseology, a little longer. But surely they had enough
-evidence to go right ahead and let justice (?) take its course. What the
-temperamental little thing had confessed would be quite sufficient in
-itself, for their purpose.
-
-Bob began to get impatient; he didn't like being "dallied" with. In his
-desperate mood, he desired to meet the issue at once and since "it" was
-bound to happen, he wanted it to happen right off. Then he would
-robustly proclaim his innocence--aye, and fight for it with all his
-might. He was in a fighting mood.
-
-Mrs. Ralston's demeanor toward him--when in the natural order of events
-he was obliged to meet that lady--added to his feeling of utter
-helplessness. She, like the monocle-man, acted as if nothing had
-happened, seeming to see nothing extraordinary or surprising in his
-being there. She treated him just as if he hadn't been away and talked
-in the most natural manner about the weather or other commonplace
-topics. She was graciousness itself, even demanding playfully if he
-hadn't thought of any more French compliments?
-
-Bob stammered he had not. The fact that Miss Gerald was near and
-overheard all they said didn't add to his mental composure. Gwendoline's
-violet eyes had such a peculiar look. Bob hoped and prayed she would
-preserve that manner of cold and haughty aloofness. He wouldn't have
-exchanged a word with her now for all the world, if he had had any
-choice in the matter. Did she divine his inward shrinking from any
-further talk with her? Did she realize she was the one especial person
-Bob didn't want to converse with, under the circumstances? It may be she
-did so realize; also, that she deliberately sought to add to his
-discomfiture. Possibly, she felt no punishment could be too great for
-one who had sunk so low as he had.
-
-At any rate, the day was yet young when, like a proud princess, she
-stood suddenly before him. Bob had taken refuge in that summer-house
-where she had proposed (ha! ha!) to him. He had been noting that Mrs.
-Ralston seemed to have several new gardeners working for her and it had
-flashed across his mind that these gardeners were of the monocle-man
-type. They were imitation gardeners. One kept a furtive eye on Bob. He
-was under surveillance. Now he could understand why the monocle-man let
-him flutter this way and that, with seeming unconcern. Oh, he was being
-dallied with, sure enough! That monocle-man was argus-eyed. Bob had had
-a sample of his cleverness at the breakfast-table.
-
-Miss Gerald's shadow fell abruptly at Bob's feet. He saw it before he
-saw her--a radiant, accusing patrician presence. The girl carried a golf
-stick, but there was no caddy in sight.
-
-"Mr. Bennett," said Miss Gerald, with customary directness, "do you know
-who poisoned my aunt's dog?"
-
-Bob scrambled to his feet awkwardly. Her loveliness alone was enough to
-embarrass him. "No," he said.
-
-"He was poisoned that night you left," she said, and went on studying
-him.
-
-Bob pondered heavily. If the dog had been killed with a golf stick for
-example, he might have been to blame. "You are sure he was poisoned?" he
-asked with an effort.
-
-"Certainly." In surprise.
-
-"Well, I didn't do it," said Bob.
-
-"Were you in any way responsible for it?" She stood like an angel of the
-flaming sword in the doorway, where the sunlight framed her figure. She
-rather intoxicated poor Bob.
-
-"Not to my knowledge," he said. Of course the commodore might have
-poisoned the dog, but it was unlikely. Probably that inside-operator, or
-his outside pal had "done the deed." A dog would be in their way.
-
-Miss Gerald considered. "There is another question I should like to ask
-you, Mr. Bennett," she said presently.
-
-"Go on," returned Bob, with dark forebodings.
-
-"Are you a sleep-walker?"
-
-"No."
-
-"Then why do you go wandering around nights when every one else has
-retired? Last night, for example?"
-
-"So that hammer-thrower told you, did he?" remarked Bob. "I thought he
-would."
-
-"Do you blame him?"
-
-"Oh, I suppose it was his duty." Every one seemed "telling" on Bob just
-at present.
-
-"You do not deny it?"
-
-"Why should I?"
-
-"Then we may accept his version of the story?"
-
-"Yes. I presume it was correct."
-
-Again Miss Gerald remained thoughtful and Bob glanced out toward the
-gardeners. One of them seemed to have edged nearer. Bob smiled a little
-glumly. After having caught him in the web, the spiders were now winding
-the strands around and around him. Spiders do that when they don't want
-to devour their victim right off. They mummify the victim, as it were,
-and tuck him away for the morrow.
-
-"Why"--the accusing presence was again speaking--"did you go down-stairs
-that first night of your arrival, after all the household had retired?"
-
-Bob would have given a great deal not to answer that, but he had to. "I
-was showing some people out."
-
-"Your accomplices?"
-
-"They might be called that." Miserably. He wouldn't "give away" Dan and
-the others, unless he had to--unless truth compelled him to designate
-them by name as his accomplices.
-
-"Are you aware, Mr. Bennett, of the seriousness of your answer?"
-
-"Yes, I know. But how did you know--that I went down-stairs?"
-
-"I thought I heard some one go down. And then I got up and you went by
-my door, and I looked out, ever so quietly. You went in Dolly's room and
-she woke up and caught you trying to take her brooch."
-
-Bob was silent. What was the use of talking?
-
-"Well, why don't you speak?"
-
-"It is true I went in Miss Dolly's room, but I thought it was my room,"
-said Bob monotonously. "It was a mistake." And Bob told how the brooch
-happened to fall to the floor. Strange to say, truth didn't ring in his
-accents. He hadn't much confidence at that moment in the old saw that
-truth is mighty and will prevail. Truth wasn't mighty; it was a monster
-that sucked your heart's blood. And Bob gazed once more with that
-famished look upon Miss Gerald. He found her a joy to the eye. Though
-she stood in a practical pose, the curves of her gracious and proud
-young figure were like ardent lines of poetry in a matutinal and
-passionate hymn to beauty. And Bob's lips straightway yearned to sing
-hexameters to loveliness in the abstract--and in the flesh--instead of
-plodding along half-heartedly through unconvincing and purposeless
-explanations.
-
-"You certainly do look fine to-day!" burst from Bob. It wasn't exactly a
-hexameter nor yet an iambic mode of expression. But it had to come out.
-
-Roses blossomed on the girl's proud cheek. Bob's explosive and
-uncontrollable ardency would have been disconcerting, under any
-circumstances, but under such as those of the present--Miss Gerald's
-eyes flashed.
-
-"Isn't--isn't that rather irrelevant?" she said after a moment's pause.
-
-"I--yes, I guess it is," confessed Bob, and his head slowly fell. He
-looked at the hard marble pavement.
-
-A moment the girl stood with breast stirring, like an indignant goddess.
-"Have you--have you any information to volunteer?" she said at length
-icily.
-
-"Oh, I don't have to volunteer," answered Bob. And then rushed on to a
-Niagara of disaster. "Why don't you ask that hammer-thrower? I suppose
-you'd believe _anything_"--he couldn't keep back the bitter
-jealousy--"he tells you."
-
-An instant eyes met eyes. Bob's now were stubborn, if forlorn and
-miserable. They braved the indignant, outraged violet ones. He even
-laughed, savagely, moodily. What would he not have given if she would
-only believe him, instead of--? But it was not to be. Yet this girl had
-his very soul. His miserable and forlorn eyes told her that. Whose eyes
-would have turned first, in that visual contest is a matter of
-uncertainty, for just then the enthusiastic voice of Gee-gee was heard
-"through the land."
-
-"Why, Mr. Bennett--you here? So glad to see you!"
-
-Bob forgot all about heroics. Gee-gee drifted in as if she were greeting
-an old and very dear friend, instead of a casual acquaintance, upon
-whom, indeed, she had rather forced herself, on a certain memorable
-evening. Bob wilted. When he recovered a little, Miss Gerald was gone.
-Below them the gardener who had caught Bob's eye now drew a bit nearer.
-Bob turned on Gee-gee.
-
-
-
-
- CHAPTER XVII--A GOOD DEAL OF GEE-GEE
-
-
-"See here," he said rather savagely, "this has got to stop."
-
-Gee-gee stared. "Bless its little heart, what is it talking about?"
-
-"You know," said Bob. The fact that he now saw Gwendoline Gerald
-rejoined afar by the hammer-thrower did not improve his temper.
-
-"Pardon me," returned Gee-gee, tossing her auburn hair, "if I fail to
-connect. Mrs. Ralston has been good enough to treat us as her regular
-guests. And, indeed, why shouldn't she?" With much dignity. "But if you
-feel I ain't good enough to speak to your Lord Highmightiness, except at
-stage doors and alleys and roof gardens--" Cuttingly.
-
-"This isn't a question of social amenities," said Bob. Gee-gee didn't
-know what "amenities" meant and that made _her_ madder. "You've come
-down here to raise a regular hornet's nest."
-
-Gee-gee sat down. She was so mad she had to do something. She wanted to
-slap Bob's face, but she couldn't do that. As Mrs. Ralston's guest she
-couldn't give way to her natural and primitive impulses. Her gown,
-modishly tight all over, strained almost to bursting point; it seemed to
-express the state of her feelings. A high-heeled shoe, encasing a
-pink-stockinged foot, agitated itself like a flag in a gale.
-
-"I like that," she gasped. "And who are you to talk to me like that?
-Maybe you think this is a rehearsal."
-
-"For argument's sake, I'll own I'm not much account just at present,"
-said Bob. "Be that as it may, I'm going to try to stop the mischief you
-are up to, if I can." He didn't know how he would stop it; he was
-talking more to draw Gee-gee out than for any other purpose. Bob's own
-testimony, as to certain occurrences on that memorable roof-garden
-evening, wouldn't amount to much. The lawyers could impeach it even if
-they let him (Bob) testify at all in those awful divorce cases that were
-pending. But they probably wouldn't let him take the witness-stand if he
-was a prisoner. Bob didn't know quite what was the law governing the
-admissibility of testimony in a case like his.
-
-Gee-gee shifted her mental attitude. She was getting her second breath
-and caution whispered to her to control herself. This handsome young
-gentleman had been the most indifferent member of the quartet on that
-inauspicious occasion on the roof; indeed, he had yawned in the midst of
-festivities. Bob, in love, cared not for show-girls or ponies. He had
-even tried to discourage Dan and the others in their zest for innocent
-enjoyment. Gee-gee now eyed Bob more critically. As a
-young-man-sure-of-himself, he had impressed her on that other occasion!
-Instinct had told her to avoid Bob and select Dan. Now that same
-instinct told her it might be better to temporize with this
-blunt-speaking young gentleman--to "sound" him.
-
-"You sure have got me floating," observed Gee-gee in more lady-like
-accents. "I'm way up in the air. Throw out a few sand-bags and let's hit
-the earth."
-
-"That's easy," said Bob. "Do you deny you're down here to raise Ned?"
-
-"Do I deny it?" remarked Gee-gee with flashing eyes. "Do I? We are down
-here to fill a little professional engagement. We are down here on
-account of our histrionic talents." A sound came from Bob's throat.
-Gee-gee professed not to notice it. "We are paid a fee--not a small
-one--to come down here, to do privately our little turn which was the
-hit of the piece and the talk of Broadway."
-
-"Bosh!" said Bob coolly. Gee-gee looked dangerous. Once more the
-pink-stockinged ankle began to swing agitatedly, and again reckless Bob
-narrowly escaped a slap in the face. "Mrs. Dan and Mrs. Clarence got
-Mrs. Ralston to ask you down here," he went on. "You weren't asked on
-account of your histrionic ability. You were asked because it was the
-only feasible way to get you beyond other strong, I may even say
-desperate, and to them, inimical influences. Mrs. Ralston isn't the only
-one who is financing your little rural expedition. I guess you know what
-I mean?"
-
-"Nix!" said Gee-gee. "You've got me up in the air again. Turn the little
-wheel around and let the car come down. This ain't Sunday, and if I was
-taking a little Coney-Island treat, I wouldn't choose you for my
-escort."
-
-"It certainly isn't Sunday in the sense of a day of rest," remarked Bob
-gloomily. By this time the hammer-man and Miss Gerald were beyond his
-range of vision. But he would not think of them; he must not. He had a
-duty to perform here; maybe it would do no good, but it was his duty to
-try. "That publicity racket is all right up to a certain point," he
-said, bending his reproachful eyes upon Gee-gee. "But when it comes to
-smashing reputations, stretching the truth, and injuring others
-irreparably--all for a little cheap nauseating notoriety--Well"--Bob hit
-straight from the shoulder--"I tell you it's rotten. And I, for one,
-shall do what I can to show up the whole conspiracy. That's what it is.
-It would be different if you were going to tell what was so, but you
-aren't. It isn't in the cards."
-
-"I don't know what you're talking about." Gee-gee's tight dress nearly
-exploded now. The blood had receded from her face and left it a mottled
-cream while her greenish eyes glowed like opals. Her expression was
-animalistic. It seemed to say she would like to crush something beneath
-those high heels and grind them into it.
-
-"Yes, you do," said Bob. "And it will be a frame-up for poor old Dan and
-Clarence, too!" Dickie's description of what was going to happen
-recurred to him poignantly. "I tell you it's a wicked cruel thing to do.
-I repeat, it's rotten."
-
-If he thought he could overwhelm Gee-gee by a display of superior
-masculine strength and moral force, he was mistaken. Gee-gee wasn't that
-kind of a girl. She had some force herself, though whether of the moral
-kind is another matter.
-
-"'Wicked!' 'Rotten!' 'Cheap!'" she repeated slowly, but breathing hard.
-"Listen to the infant! 'Rotten!'" She lingered on the word as if it had
-a familiar sound. "Well, what is life, anyhow?" she flung out suddenly
-at the six-foot "infant." "Maybe you think this theater business is like
-going to Sunday-school--that all we have to do is to hold goody-goody
-hands and sing those salvation songs! Salvation! Gee!" And Gee-gee
-folded her arms. She seemed to meditate. "You know what kind of
-salvation a girl gets down on old Broadway?" she scoffed. "Aren't the
-men nice and kind? Don't they take you by the hand and say: 'Come on,
-little girl, I'll give you a helping hand.' Oh, yes, they give you a
-helping hand. But it isn't 'up.' It's all 'down.' And every one wants to
-see how deep they can make it. Say, Infant, I was born in one of those
-avenues with letters. People like these"--looking toward the
-house--"don't know nothing about that kind of an avenue. It ought to be
-called a rotten alley. That's where I learned what 'rotten' meant. Nice
-young gentlemen like you who toddled about with nursie in the park can't
-tell _me_."
-
-Bob tried not to look small; he endeavored to maintain his dignity. He
-was almost sorry he had got Gee-gee started. The conversation was
-leading into unexpected channels. "Why, I toddled about in rottenness,"
-went on Gee-gee. "Gutters were my playground." Dreamily. She seemed to
-be forgetting her resentment in these childhood recollections.
-"Sometimes I slept in cellar doorways, with the rotten cabbages all
-around. But they and all the rest of the spoiled things seemed to agree
-with me. I've thrived on rottenness, Infant!" Bob winced. "It's all that
-some girls get. Men!" And Gee-gee laughed. Here was a topic she could
-dilate on. Again the opal eyes gleamed tigerishly. "I've got a lot of
-cause to love 'em. Oh, ain't they particular about _their_ reputations!"
-Gee-gee's chuckle was fiendish. "Poor, precious little dears! Be careful
-and don't get a teeny speck of smudge on their snowy white wings! My!
-look out! don't splash 'em! Or, if you do, rub it off quick so the
-people in church won't see it. But when it comes to us"--Gee-gee showed
-her teeth. "I learned when I was in the gutter that I had to fight.
-Sometimes I had to fight with dogs for a crust. Sometimes with boys who
-were worse still. Later, with men who were worst of all. And," said
-Gee-gee, again tossing her auburn mane, "I'm still fighting, Infant!"
-
-"Which means," said Bob slowly, overlooking these repeated insults to
-his dignity, "you aren't here just to exhibit those histrionic talents
-you talked about?"
-
-Gee-gee laughed. She was feeling better-natured now that she had
-relieved herself by speaking of some of those "wrongs" she and her sex
-had undoubtedly to endure. There were times when Gee-gee just had to
-moralize; it was born in her to do so. And she liked particularly to
-grill the men, and after the grilling--usually to the receptive and
-sympathetic Gid-up--she particularly liked, also, to go out and angle
-for one. And after he had taken the hook--the deeper the better--Gee-gee
-dearly loved the piscatorial sport that came later, of watching the
-rushes, the wild turnings, the frenzied leaps.
-
-She even began to eye the infant now with sleepy green eyes. But no hook
-for him! He wasn't hungry. He wouldn't even smell of a bait. Gee-gee
-felt this, having quite an instinct in such matters. Perhaps experience,
-too, had helped make her a good fisherwoman. So she didn't even bother
-making any casts for Bob. But she answered him sweetly enough, having
-now recovered her poise and being more sure of her ground:
-
-"It doesn't mean anything of the sort. Our act has been praised in a
-number of the newspapers, I would have you understand."
-
-"All right," said Bob, as strenuously as he was capable of speaking. "I
-only wanted you to know that between you and me it will be--fight!"
-
-This was sheer bluff, but he thought it might deter Gee-gee a little. It
-might curb just a bit that lurid imagination of hers.
-
-Gee-gee got up now, laughing musically. Also, she showed once more her
-white teeth. Then she stretched somewhat robust arms.
-
-"Fight with you?" she scoffed. "Why, you can't fight, Infant! You
-haven't grown up yet."
-
-Bob had the grace to blush and Gee-gee, about to depart, noticed it. He
-looked fresh and big and nice to her at that moment, so nice, indeed,
-that suddenly she did throw out a bait--one of her most brilliant
-smiles, supplemented by a speaking, sleepy glance. But Bob didn't see
-the bait. He was like a fish in a pool too deep for her line. Gee-gee
-shrugged; then she walked away. Snip! That imitation gardener was now
-among the vines, right underneath where Bob was sitting.
-
- * * * * *
-
-Gee-gee's little act was better than Bob expected it would be. She sang
-a French song with no more vulgarity than would mask as piquancy and the
-men applauded loudly. Gee-gee was a success. Gid-up put hers "over,"
-too; then together they did a few new dances not ungracefully. Mrs.
-Dan's face was rather a study. She was an extremist on the sex question
-and would take the woman's side against the man every time.
-Theoretically, she would invite injured innocence right into camp. She
-reversed that old humbug saying, "The woman did tempt me;" according to
-her philosophy, man, being naturally not so good as a woman, was
-entitled to shoulder the bulk of the blame. But when she looked at
-Gee-gee she may have had her doubts.
-
-She may even have regretted being instrumental in bringing her here at
-all. And it is not unlikely that Mrs. Clarence may have entertained a
-few secret regrets also, and doubts as to the application of a
-broad-minded big way of looking at certain things pertaining to her own
-sex, when she beheld her of the saucy turned-up nose and brazen freckle.
-Certain it is, both Mrs. Dan and Mrs. Clarence looked more serious and
-thoughtful than jubilant. They didn't applaud; they just seemed to,
-bringing their hands together without making a noise. But both ladies
-were now committed to the inevitable. Gee-gee and Gid-up, displaying
-their "histrionic talents," were but calculated to make Mrs. Dan and
-Mrs. Clarence the more determined to pursue the matter to the bitter
-end. Among the guests now was a certain legal light. His presence there
-at this particular time--when the two G's adorned the festivities--might
-be a mere coincidence; on the other hand it might signify much. He had
-certainly spent a long time that afternoon talking to Gee-gee and
-Gid-up. Mrs. Dan and Mrs. Clarence came in contact with them only by
-proxy.
-
-Bob was a deeply pained spectator of the wordless drama that was being
-enacted. He, alone, besides those directly involved, knew the tragedy
-lurking behind the mocking face of comedy. That gay music sounded to Bob
-like a fugue. He could well believe what it was costing Mrs. Dan and
-Mrs. Clarence to attain their purpose. They weren't enjoying themselves.
-It was altogether a miserable business, and almost made Bob forget his
-own tragedy. A little incident, however, brought the latter once more
-vividly to mind.
-
-It occurred while Gee-gee, in answer to applause at the conclusion of
-her dance with Gid-up, was singing another of those risque, French cafe
-chantant songs. Bob sat next to the temperamental little thing who was
-behaving with exemplary consistency. She had been comporting herself in
-strictly comrade-fashion ever since their last talk, not once overdoing
-the little chum act. She hadn't asked him for a single kiss or to put
-his arm about her waist in dark corners. Perhaps she was too anxious on
-his account for sentimental considerations. She couldn't understand the
-way things were going--that is, things pertaining to Bob.
-
-"Why _don't_ they?" once she whispered to Bob.
-
-He knew what she meant--arrest him? He shook his head. "Dallying," he
-answered.
-
-"I could just scratch his eyes out," she murmured with excess of
-loyalty.
-
-"Whose?"
-
-"That monocle-man. You know what I did this afternoon?"
-
-"No." Bob, however, surmised it would be something interesting.
-
-"I went up to that monocle-man and told him every word I had said to him
-the night before wasn't so."
-
-"You did?" Staring at her.
-
-"Yes, I did." Setting her cherry lips firmly. "I told him I was just
-trying to fool him and that I would never--never--never testify to such
-rubbish, if called on to do so."
-
-"But you'll have to," said Bob. "You've got to tell the truth."
-
-"I'd tell whoppers by the bushel to help you," she confided to him
-unblushingly. "That's the kind of a friend I am."
-
-"But I wouldn't have you. I wouldn't let you," he murmured in mild
-consternation. "Great Scott! they'd have you up for perjury."
-
-"Oh, no, they wouldn't. I'd do it so cleverly."
-
-"But the monocle-man would testify, too."
-
-"Who do you think a jury would rather believe, me or him?" she demanded
-confidently. "Especially if I was all dressed up and looked at them, all
-the time I was testifying."
-
-"Well," said Bob, "I don't believe you could do it, anyhow. Besides, it
-would be stretching friendship too far. Though you're a jolly little pal
-to offer to!" She hunched a dainty little shoulder against his strong
-arm.
-
-"I'd go through fire and water for you," breathed the jolly little pal.
-
-"It's fine of you to say it," answered Bob fervently. "I haven't many
-friends now, you know. But--but it's impossible, what you propose. It
-would only get you into trouble. I'd be a big brute to allow that. It
-would make me out a fine pal, wouldn't it? Besides, it wouldn't do any
-good. Some one else heard me go into your room and knows all about it.
-Some one else would fortify what the monocle-man would tell. And her
-testimony and his would overwhelm yours. And I'd never forgive myself
-for your being made a victim of your own loyalty."
-
-"Was that some one else Miss Gerald?" asked the jolly little pal
-quickly.
-
-"Yes," said Bob. As he spoke he glanced toward Miss Gerald.
-
-Gee-gee had now started to sing and nearly every one's head was turned
-toward the vivacious vocalist. Bob saw Miss Gerald's proud profile. He
-saw, too, the hammer-thrower, next to her, as usual. On the other side
-of the hammer-thrower--the side nearer where Gee-gee stood--was the lady
-who had given Bob the "cold shoulder" a few nights ago at dinner. The
-hammer-thrower's eyes were naturally turned toward that cold shoulder
-now, and, as naturally, his gaze should have been bent over it, toward
-the vocal center of attraction for the moment.
-
-But his gaze had stopped at the shoulder, or something on it. Bob noted
-that look. For a fraction of a minute, or second, it revealed a sudden
-new odd intensity as it rested on a lovely string of pearls ornamenting
-the cold shoulder. And at the same instant a wave of light seemed to
-sweep over Bob. For that fraction of a minute he seemed strangely,
-amazingly, to have been afforded a swift glimpse into a soul.
-
-The whole thing was psychic. Bob couldn't have told just how he came to
-know. But he knew. He was sure now who had taken Mrs. Vanderpool's
-brooch. Strangely, too, the hammer-thrower, after that fraction of a
-second's relaxation of vigilance over his inner secret self, should have
-turned and looked straight toward Bob. His look was now heavy, normal.
-Bob's was burning.
-
-"You!" his eyes said as plainly as if he had called out the word.
-
-The hammer-thrower's face did not change in the least; nor did his look.
-He turned his eyes toward the singer with heavy nonchalance and never
-had his face appeared more honest and trustworthy.
-
-"Oh, you beauty!" murmured Bob admiringly.
-
-"Do you really think she is?" asked the jolly little pal. She thought
-Bob meant Gee-gee. "Is that the style you like?"
-
-"Thinking of something else," said Bob.
-
-"Some one, you mean?" with slight reproach.
-
-"Pals aren't jealous," he reminded her. "Besides, it was a man."
-
-"Oh!" she said wonderingly.
-
- "For life is but a game of hide-and-seek,"
-
-sang Gee-gee, in the rather execrable French some one had drilled into
-her.
-
-"Come and catch me," was the refrain.
-
-Bob shook his head. He didn't want to play at that game. But life was a
-game of hide-and-seek, all right. He permitted himself the luxury of
-smiling as he once more looked over at the hammer-thrower and applauded
-Gee-gee. Odd, the idea of the hammer-thrower being that person he (Bob)
-was supposed to be, had never occurred to the latter! But no one ever
-would suspect that face! "My face is my fortune, sir," he might have
-said. The hammer-thrower caught Bob's smile.
-
-"'Come and catch me,'" reiterated Gee-gee.
-
-That might be applicable to the hammer-thrower. Bob, for the moment,
-felt as happy as a child who has discovered the solution of a puzzle. So
-that when Miss Gerald deigned casually to glance at him, she was
-surprised at his new expression. It seemed a long while since Bob had
-looked happy, but now he looked almost like his old self. Was it the
-near presence of the temperamental young thing that had wrought this
-change, Miss Gerald might well have asked herself.
-
-Violet eyes looked now into temperamental dark ones. Gwendoline, too,
-was smiling--at the song. But it was that cryptic kind of a smile once
-more. Bob's smile was a rather large cryptic counterpart of Miss
-Gerald's. The temperamental little thing, though, didn't smile. She
-seemed reading Miss Gerald's soul. She was dropping a plumb-line deep
-down into it.
-
-Then Miss Gerald turned again to the hammer-thrower, who talked to her
-just as if Bob hadn't seen anything, or imagined he had. Gee-gee sat
-down, at the same time condescending to bestow upon Bob a triumphal
-look. He had dared to scoff at her histrionic talent, had he? Well, she
-had shown him--and them. Maybe with a little publicity, she would become
-a star of dazzling magnitude. At that moment, the world looked bright to
-Gee-gee.
-
-
-
-
- CHAPTER XVIII--A FORMIDABLE ADVERSARY
-
-
-What a merry mad wag that hammer-thrower really must be at heart!
-thought Bob. How he was chuckling inside, or laughing in his sleeve most
-of the time while he went around with that heavy, serious, reliable
-visage of his! And that ponderous manner?--What lively little imps of
-mischief or fancy it concealed! That simulated slow tread, too?--Bob
-surmised he could get around pretty fast on occasions, if he wanted to,
-or had to. He was dancing very seriously with Miss Gerald now, seeming
-to take dancing as a kind of a moral lesson. Oh, that "duty talk" to
-Bob! He would "consider" Bob's case!--He wanted to ponder over it--he?
-And how painfully in earnest he had been when he had sprung what his
-father had said about not giving a fellow a shove when he was down!
-
-Bob disentangled himself as soon as he could from the temperamental
-little thing and went into the billiard room, where he began to toy with
-the ivories. If there was one thing he could do, it was play billiards.
-But he retired to the seclusion of the billiard room now principally for
-the reason that he expected the hammer-thrower would follow him there.
-He felt almost sure the other would seek him. So, though Bob proceeded
-to execute one or two fancy shots with much skill, his thoughts were not
-on the ivories. He was considering his position in relation to the
-hammer-thrower. He (Bob) might entertain a profound conviction regarding
-the latter's profession, but could he prove anything?
-
-True, he now remembered and could point out that the latter had attended
-all those functions where losses had occurred. But that wasn't in itself
-particularly significant. Other people, also, had attended all the
-functions in question. Bob couldn't even actually swear he had seen the
-other in his room when he had dropped something from Bob's window to
-some one lurking below. Bob hadn't had the chance to recognize him on
-that occasion. As far as evidence went, the "boot was all on the other
-leg." The hammer-thrower was obviously in a position to use Bob to pull
-chestnuts out of the fire for him.
-
-But why had he not denounced Bob to the entire household, then and
-there, when he had discovered him before Gee-gee's door? Perhaps the
-hammer-thrower didn't yet know that any one knew there had been
-substituted one or two imitation articles of jewelry for real ones. If
-this were so, then from his point of view a denunciation of Bob might
-lead to an investigation which would reveal the fact that substitutions
-had occurred and in consequence he would be but curtailing the period of
-his own future activities in this decidedly fertile field. He hadn't, of
-course, refrained through any feeling of charity or commiseration for
-Bob. He had, moreover, paved the way to use Bob in the future, if need
-be, by discreetly mentioning the incident to Miss Gerald. Bob might
-prove serviceable as an emergency man. All this had no doubt been
-floating through the hammer-thrower's brain while he had stood there
-with that puzzled, aggrieved and righteous expression.
-
-A slight sound behind him caused Bob to turn quickly and, as he had
-expected, he beheld the hammer-thrower. Here was renewed confirmation of
-that which he had just learned.
-
-"I felt it my duty to inform Miss Gerald of what occurred last night,"
-began the hammer-thrower without prelude.
-
-"I know that already," said Bob, continuing his play.
-
-"Ah, then I am wasting time. But having concluded that it was incumbent
-on me to take that course, I thought it but right to come to you and
-tell you what I had done. Square thing, you know."
-
-Bob grinned. "Say it in Latin," he observed flippantly.
-
-A slight frown gathered on the other's brow. "I really fail to
-understand. You placed me in an unpleasant position. It was not easy to
-speak of such a matter."
-
-"Then why did you?" said Bob lightly, executing a difficult play.
-
-"You do not seem to realize there are some things we have to do."
-
-"Duty, eh?" observed Bob with another grin.
-
-"Without wishing to pose as puritanical, or as a prig, I may say you
-have hit the nail fairly on the head."
-
-"Oh, you aren't a prig," said Bob. "You're a lu-lu."
-
-"I don't know whether you mean to be complimentary or not," returned the
-hammer-thrower with unvarying seriousness. "As I believe I have remarked
-before, you appear totally not to comprehend your own position. I might
-have awakened the house and what would have been your status then? There
-have of late been so many mysterious burglaries at large country-houses
-and in the big city homes of the affluent that a guest, found rambling
-about in pajamas at unseemly hours, courts, to put it mildly, suspicion.
-Anyhow, for my own protection, I had to speak to Miss Gerald. You see
-that, don't you? We'll waive the moral side."
-
-"'Your own protection' is good," said Bob, sending his ball twice around
-the table and complacently observing the result.
-
-"I mean that if it became known that I had secreted you in my room and
-said nothing about it, it would, in a measure, place me in the light of
-being an accomplice," returned the hammer-thrower, ignoring the point in
-Bob's last words. "I don't know whether anything will be discovered
-missing here or not, but if there should be--?"
-
-"Things will be discovered missing, all right," returned Bob. "What was
-that you dropped out of the window in my room last night?"
-
-The hammer-thrower stared at him. "I?--your room?" he said at length
-very slowly, with the most genuine amazement written all over his
-serious reliable features.
-
-"You! My room!" repeated Bob. "You didn't expect me to come back. I gave
-you quite a surprise, didn't I? You are certainly some sprinter."
-
-Still the hammer-thrower continued to stare. "Mad!" he said at last. "I
-hardly credited it before, but now--That private sanatorium!--No doubt,
-it was best."
-
-Bob laughed. "That sanatorium fits in fine, doesn't it? You'll be trying
-the little abduction act next, yourself, I suppose."
-
-"I'm trying to make up my mind whether you aren't really a dangerous
-person to be at large," said the hammer-man heavily. "You might say
-something like that to some one else. You appear absolutely
-irresponsible."
-
-"I might," observed Bob tentatively. Oh, if he only could!
-
-"However, I hardly think you will," remarked the other in his heaviest
-manner. "By the way, you play pretty good billiards."
-
-"Thanks awfully. Want to play?"
-
-"Don't mind." And the hammer-thrower took down a cue.
-
-"I should dearly like to beat you," said Bob in wistful tones.
-
-"And I should as dearly like not to be beaten by you, or any one else,"
-returned the other.
-
-"I know," conceded Bob, not without a touch of admiration, "you're a
-great chap for winning prizes and things. You've taken no end of cups,
-haven't you? I mean, legitimately."
-
-"Yes; I usually go in to win." The other professed not to hear Bob's
-last words.
-
-"And you've been feted some, in consequence, too, haven't you?" said Bob
-suddenly. "You were at the Duke of Somberland's, I remember." Meaningly.
-He remembered, too, that articles of great value had disappeared from
-the duke's place at the same time.
-
-"I believe I was. Met no end of interesting people!"
-
-"And weren't you at Lord Tumford's?" Bob recalled reading how jewels had
-mysteriously vanished in the case of Lord Tumford's guests, also.
-
-"Yes, got asked over for the shooting. Believe I did very well for an
-American not accustomed to the British method of slaughter."
-
-"No doubt," said Bob. The hammer-thrower was getting bigger in his way
-every moment. Now he had become an operator of international importance.
-
-"Speaking about winning, you were on the losing team at college, weren't
-you?" he observed significantly.
-
-"Quite so!" answered Bob. "We worked awfully hard and ought to have won,
-but fate, I guess, was against us."
-
-"We," said the hammer-man in his ponderous way, "are fate. Arbiters of
-our destinies! We succeed, or we don't. And when we fail, it is we that
-fail. Fate hasn't anything to do with it."
-
-"Maybe you're right," assented Bob. "I don't know. Anyhow, it's a test
-of true sportsmanship to know how to lose."
-
-"Not to whine, you mean? True. But it's better not to lose. Now go ahead
-and try to beat me."
-
-Bob tried his best. He let the other name the game and the number of
-points, and for a time it was nip and tuck. Once Bob ran a string of
-seventy. Then the hammer-thrower made one hundred and one. His playing
-was brilliant. Some of the heaviness seemed to have departed from his
-big frame. His steps nearly matched Bob's for litheness while his big
-fingers handled the cue almost daintily. All the inner force of the man
-seemed focused on the task of winning. He had made up his mind he
-couldn't lose. Bob was equally determined, too, not to lose.
-
-The game seemed symbolical of that bigger game they were playing as
-adversaries, and more and more Bob realized here was an opponent not to
-be despised. He was resourceful, delicate, subtle, as he permitted Bob
-now to gaze behind that shield of heaviness. He had never before
-exhibited his real self at the table, playing heretofore in ponderous
-fashion, but this time, perhaps, he experienced a secret delight in
-tantalizing an enemy. Those big fingers seemed capable of administering
-a pretty hard squeeze when the hour arrived; they might even not
-hesitate at a death-clutch. The game now was very close.
-
-"Shall we make it a thousand for the winner?" suggested the
-hammer-thrower.
-
-"Haven't that much," said Bob. "Only got about seven dollars and a half,
-or so."
-
-"I'll bet you seven dollars and a half, then."
-
-Bob accepted, and immediately had a run of luck. He was within two
-points of being out. The hammer-thrower had about fifty to go.
-
-"Get that seven dollars and a half ready," he said easily as he began
-his play.
-
-"Maybe I shan't have to," replied Bob.
-
-"Yes, you will." He spoke as one not capable of making mistakes about
-what he could do. And he didn't make a mistake this time. He ran out.
-Bob paid with as good grace as he could. Then the hammer-thrower moved
-heavily away and left Bob alone.
-
-The latter didn't feel quite so jubilant now over his secret knowledge
-as he had a little earlier. The hammer-thrower had permitted him to test
-his mettle--indeed, he had deliberately put himself out to do so, and
-make Bob realize even more thoroughly that he might just about as well
-not know anything for all the good it would do him (Bob). His lips might
-as well be sealed, as far as his being able to prove anything; if he did
-speak, people would answer as the hammer-thrower had. "Mad!" Or worse!
-That sanatorium incident was certainly unfortunate.
-
-Bob put his hand in his pocket to get his handkerchief to wipe a few
-drops of perspiration from his brow. He drew out his handkerchief, but
-he also drew out something else--something hard--that glittered-a
-ring--a beautiful one--with perfect blue white diamonds--a ring he
-remembered having seen on certain occasions adorning one of Miss
-Gerald's fingers.
-
-Bob stared at it. He stood like one frozen to the spot. That hammer-man
-had done more than beat him at billiards. While he (Bob) had extended a
-portion of his person over the table to execute difficult shots the
-other had found it an easy trick to slip Miss Gerald's ring in the
-coat-tail pocket of Bob's garment. Could you exceed that for diabolical
-intention? Now what on earth was Bob to do with Miss Gerald's ring?
-
-He couldn't keep it and yet he didn't want to throw away her property.
-It seemed as if he would be forced to, though. After an instant's
-hesitation he made up his mind that he would toss it out of the window
-and then write her anonymously where it could be found. The hammer-man
-hadn't calculated Bob would discover it on his person so soon, or
-perhaps he had told himself the odds were against Bob's discovering it
-at all. He would, of course, have preferred that others should discover
-it on Bob. The latter now strode to the window; the glittering ring
-seemed fairly to burn his fingers. He raised the curtain as softly as he
-could--the window was already open--and then suddenly started back.
-
-The light from within, shining on the garden, revealed to him with
-disconcerting abruptness a man's face. The man sprang back with
-considerable celerity, but not before Bob had recognized in him that
-confounded maniac-medico. He had tracked Bob here, but not wishing to
-create a scene among Mrs. Ralston's guests, was no doubt waiting outside
-with his assistants and the first time Bob stepped out of the house, he
-expected to nab him. All the while Bob had been playing billiards, that
-miserable maniac-medico had probably been spying upon him, peeping from
-under the curtain.
-
-Bob moved from the window, the ring still in his fingers, and at this
-inopportune moment, the monocle-man walked in. He seemed to have timed
-his coming to a nicety. Perhaps he had noticed that little episode at
-the window. Bob, in a panic, thrust the ring hurriedly into his
-waistcoat pocket and tried to face the other without showing undue
-agitation, but he feared guilt was written all over his countenance.
-
-"Hot," muttered Bob. "Thought a breath of fresh air would do me good."
-
-"Quite so. We English believe in plenty of fresh air," returned the
-monocle-man, just as if he swallowed the reason the other had given for
-going to the window.
-
-But after that Bob couldn't get rid of him. It was as if he knew
-something was wrong and that Bob needed watching. He began to fool with
-the balls, telling how hard it was for him to get accustomed to these
-small American tables. The British game was far better, he went on, all
-the while keeping his eyes pretty closely on Bob, until the latter got
-desperate and went back to where people were. But the monocle-man went,
-too. By this time Bob was convinced the other knew what was in his
-pocket. "Caught with the goods!" That's the way the yellow press would
-describe his predicament.
-
-"Aren't you the regular hermit-crab?" It was the temperamental little
-thing's reproachful voice that at this point broke in upon his sorrowful
-meditations, and Bob turned to her quickly. At the moment he was awfully
-glad she had come up. "What have you been doing?" she went on.
-
-"Oh, just rolling the balls. Will you dance?" Eagerly.
-
-"Can't! Engaged. You should have asked me sooner and not run away." Then
-perhaps she saw how disappointed Bob looked or caught that desperate
-expression in his eyes, for she added: "Yes, I will. Can say I was
-engaged to you first and forgot. Come on."
-
-Bob did. He was a little afraid the monocle-man might not let him, but
-the other permitted him to dance. Perhaps he wouldn't have done so if he
-had known what was in Bob's mind. That young man felt as if he had now
-truly reached his last ditch.
-
-"Say, I'm in an awful hole," he breathed to the temperamental little
-thing, as they glided over the floor.
-
-"Are you?" She snuggled closer. "Anything worse than has been?"
-
-"A heap worse! I've got something I simply must get rid of."
-
-"What is it?" she said in a thrilling whisper.
-
-"A ring." Hoarsely.
-
-"No. Whose?"
-
-"Miss Gerald's." More hoarsely still.
-
-"How wildly exciting! Though I didn't think you would rob her." In an
-odd voice.
-
-"I didn't."
-
-"But you say you've got her ring?"
-
-"Some one put it in my pocket."
-
-"Isn't it the funny little hermit-crab, though!" she answered.
-
-"Well, never mind whether you believe me or not. The point is, I've got
-to get rid of it and I can't. That monocle-man is watching me. I need
-help."
-
-"Mine?" Snuggling once more.
-
-"Yours. Will you do it?"
-
-"Didn't I tell you I'd go through fire and water for you? Am I not now
-your eternal and everlasting chum? Say it."
-
-"What?"
-
-"That jolly-little-pal talk."
-
-"Jolly little pal!" he breathed in her ear.
-
-She sighed happily. "Now what do you want me to do?"
-
-"I want you to take this ring"--slipping it into her fingers--"and
-return it to Miss Gerald's room. You can slip in without attracting any
-attention. Besides no one would think anything of your going in her
-room, even if you were seen doing so--you're such friends."
-
-"But," she said wonderingly, "I don't see why you took it at all if--"
-She broke off--"Unless that monocle-man knows you've got it on you?"
-
-"That's the point," observed Bob hoarsely.
-
-"All right," she assented. "I'll do it. When?"
-
-"Now."
-
-"No," she said firmly. "Not until our dance is over. I want every bit of
-it. That's--that's my salary. My! I feel awful wicked with that ring in
-my hand. You can take a firmer hold of me if you want--the way you did
-that first day! I need reassuring!"
-
-Bob laughed in spite of himself, but he reassured "jolly little pal," in
-the manner indicated.
-
-"Now just fly around," she said.
-
-And Bob "flew" with a recklessness that satisfied even her. When it was
-over she turned to him with an odd look.
-
-"I've got another condition."
-
-"What is it?"
-
-"That you ask Miss Gerald to dance!"
-
-"But--" he began, disconcerted as well as surprised.
-
-"That's the condition."
-
-"She would only refuse." Gloomily.
-
-"Do you agree?" There was something almost wistful in the temperamental
-eyes of little pal at that moment.
-
-"I--can't." Desperately.
-
-"Very well. Take back the--"
-
-"All right. I will," Bob half-groaned.
-
-As he walked over toward Gwendoline Gerald, he saw the temperamental
-little thing moving toward the stairway. Half-way up, she stopped and
-looked back over the banister. Perhaps she wanted to see if Bob was
-fulfilling his part of the contract.
-
-
-
-
- CHAPTER XIX--BOB FORGETS HIMSELF
-
-
-"Miss Gerald," said Bob as formally as if he were quoting from one of
-those deportment books, "may I have the pleasure of this dance?"
-
-Her reply was at variance with what "How to Behave in the Best Society"
-taught young ladies to say. "Why do you ask?" said Gwendoline Gerald
-quietly.
-
-"Got to," said Bob.
-
-"Why have you got to?"
-
-"I promised I would."
-
-"Who made you promise?"
-
-Bob told.
-
-"Do you have to do what she tells you?"
-
-"In this instance."
-
-"Of course you know what my reply will be?"
-
-"I told her you would refuse."
-
-"You would hardly expect me to dance with you after all I know about
-you, would you?" There was still that deadly quietness in her tones.
-
-"All you think you know about me," Bob had the courage to correct her.
-"Of course not."
-
-"Some one has taken one of my rings," observed Miss Gerald even more
-quietly.
-
-"I haven't got it," exclaimed Bob. "Honest!" Wasn't he glad he had got
-rid of it?
-
-The violet eyes studied Bob as if he were something strange and
-inanimate--an odd kind of a pebble or a shell. "You are sure?" said Miss
-Gwendoline.
-
-"Positive," answered Bob in his most confident tones. He remembered now
-that during his dance with the jolly little pal he had observed the
-monocle-man talking with Miss Gerald. Perhaps he had told her he had
-seen the ring in Bob's fingers when the latter had gone to the window.
-The monocle-man might have been spying all the while, on the other side.
-There might have been two Peeping Toms interested in Bob's actions in
-the billiard room.
-
-"Are you so positive you would be willing to submit to be searched?"
-
-"I am that positive," Bob answered. And then went on more eagerly:
-"Maybe you haven't really lost it after all." He could say that and
-still tell the truth. "Why, it may be in your room now. You may find it
-on your table or your dresser when you go upstairs to retire."
-
-Miss Gerald looked at him. "You seem to be rather certain?" she said
-tentatively.
-
-"I am," said Bob. "I'd almost swear--" He stopped suddenly. It wouldn't
-do to be too certain.
-
-"Don't you find your own words rather strange?" the girl asked.
-
-"Everything's funny about me, nowadays," said Bob.
-
-"Did you enjoy renewing your acquaintance with Miss ----?" She called
-Gee-gee by that other, more conventional name.
-
-"I did not. I dislike her profoundly."
-
-"Are you sure?" The violet eyes were almost meditative. "Now I should
-have thought--" She paused. Bob read the thought, however. A man like
-him was on a plane with Gee-gee; indeed, much lower. Miss Gerald would
-be finding in Gee-gee Bob's affinity next.
-
-"You haven't refused me out-and-out, yet," he suggested. "To dance, I
-mean."
-
-"You would rather, of course, I did refuse you?"
-
-"Of course," Bob stammered. The mere thought of dancing with her once
-again as of yore gave him a sensation of exquisite pain. But naturally
-she would never dream of dancing with one she considered a--?
-
-"Well, you may have the pleasure," she said mockingly.
-
-Bob could not credit his hearing. She would permit him to touch her.
-Incredible! A great awe fell over him. He could not believe.
-
-"I said you might have the pleasure," she repeated, accenting in the
-least the last word.
-
-Bob caught that accent. Ah, she knew then, what exquisite pain it would
-be for him to dance with her! She was purposely punishing him; she
-wished to make him suffer. She would drive a gimlet in his heart and
-turn it around. Bob somehow got his arm about his divinity and found
-himself floating around the room, experiencing that dual sensation of
-being in heaven and in the other place at one and the same time.
-
-It was a weird and wonderful dance. Through it all he kept looking down
-at her hair, though its brightness seemed to dazzle him. Miss Dolly had
-confided to Bob that he "guided divinely," but he didn't guide divinely
-now; he was too bewildered. Once he bumped his divinity into some one
-and this did not improve his mental condition. But she bore with him
-with deadly patience; she was bound to punish him thoroughly, it seemed.
-
-Then that dual sensation in Bob's breast began gradually to partake more
-of heaven than of the other place, and he yielded to the pure and
-unadulterated joy of the divinity's propinquity. He forgot there was a
-big black blot on his escutcheon, or character. He ceased to remember he
-was a renegade and criminal. The nearness of the proud golden head set
-his heart singing until tempestuously and temerariously he flung three
-words at her, telepathically, from the throbbing depths of his soul.
-
-The dance ending abruptly "brought him to." He looked around rather
-dazed; then struggling to awake, gazed at her. Her face still wore that
-expression of deadly calm and pride. Bob didn't understand. She was no
-statue, he would have sworn, yet now she looked one--for him. And a
-moment before she had seemed radiantly, gloriously alive--no Galatea
-before the awakening! It was as if she had felt all the vibrating joy of
-the dance. But that, of course, could not have been. Bob felt like
-rubbing his eyes when he regarded her. He did not understand unless--
-
-She wished once more to "rub it in," to make him realize again more
-poignantly all that he had lost. She let him have a fuller glimpse of
-heaven just to hurl him from it. She liked to see him go plunging down
-into the dark voids of despair. He yielded entirely to that descending
-feeling now; he couldn't help it.
-
-"I thank you," said Bob, in his best deportment-book manner.
-
-The enigmatic violet eyes lighted as they rested on him. Bob would have
-sworn it was a cruel light. "Oh," she said, "as long as you are a
-guest--? There are certain formalities--"
-
-"I understand," he returned.
-
-The light in the violet eyes deepened and sparkled. So a cruel Roman
-lady might have regarded a gladiator in the arena, answering his appeal
-with "Thumbs down." Bob lifted his hand to his brow. The girl's proud
-lips--lips to dream of--were curved as in cruel disdain. Then Bob forgot
-himself again.
-
-"I won't have you look at me like that," he said masterfully. "I'm not a
-criminal. Confound it, it's preposterous. I didn't steal your ring and I
-want you to know it, too. I never stole a thing in my life." They were
-standing somewhat apart, where they couldn't be overheard. He spoke in a
-low tone but with force, gazing boldly and unafraid now into the violet
-eyes.
-
-"I won't let you think that of me," he said, stepping nearer. "Steal
-from you?" he scoffed. "Do you know the only thing I'd like to steal
-from you?" His eyes challenged hers; the violet eyes didn't shrink.
-"Yourself! I'd like to steal you, but hang your rings!" He didn't say
-"hang"; he used the other word. He forgot himself completely.
-
-A garden of wild roses blossomed on the girl's fair cheek, but she held
-herself with rare composure. "I wonder, Mr. Bennett," she observed
-quietly, "how I should answer such mad irresponsible talk?"
-
-"It's the truth. And if I were a thief--which I'm not--I wouldn't steal
-your rings. Even a thief wouldn't steal the rings of the girl he loves."
-
-More roses! Outraged flushing, no doubt! Yet still the girl managed to
-maintain her composure. "You dare go very far, do you not, Mr. Bennett?"
-
-"Yes; and I'll go further. I love every hair of your head. Even when
-you're cruel," he hurried on recklessly, "and heaven knows you can be
-cruel enough, I love you. I love your lips when they say the unkindest
-and most outrageous things to me. I love your eyes when they look scorn.
-I ought not to love you, but I do. Why, I loved you the first time I saw
-you. And do you think if I were all those things you think me, I'd dare
-stand up here and tell you that? I didn't mean to tell you ever that I
-loved you. But that's my answer when you imply I'm a rank criminal. A
-man's got to have a clear conscience to love you as I do. Such love can
-only go with a clear conscience. Why, you're so wonderful and beautiful
-to me I couldn't--" Bob paused. "Don't you see the point?" he appealed
-to her. "A man couldn't have you in his heart and not have the right to
-hold up his head among his fellow men."
-
-Miss Gerald did not at once answer; she had not moved. The sweeping dark
-lashes were lowered; she was looking down. "You plead your cause very
-ingeniously, Mr. Bennett," she observed at length, her lashes suddenly
-uplifting. The lights were still there in the violet eyes; they seemed
-yet mocking him. "You invoke the sacred name of love as a proof of your
-innocence. The argument is unique if not logical," she went on with
-pitiless accents and the red lips that uttered the "sacred name of love"
-smiled. "I have been rather interested, however, in following your
-somewhat fantastic defense of yourself. That it has incidentally
-involved me is also mildly interesting. Do you expect me to feel
-flattered?" The red lips still smiled. Bob was quite near but she didn't
-move away. She seemed quite unafraid of him.
-
-"You needn't feel ashamed," said Bob sturdily. And his eyes flashed.
-They seemed to say no woman ought to be ashamed of an honest man's love.
-"I may be mad over you," he went on, "but I'm not ashamed of it. There
-isn't a thought I have of you that doesn't make me want to be a better
-man, and a stronger and more useful one, too," he added, squaring his
-shoulders.
-
-Again the long lashes swept slightly downward, masking the violet, and
-the girl's lips moved--a ripple of amusement, no doubt. She looked up,
-however, once more with that appearance of deadly calm. "Then you deny
-it, in toto, having seen my ring to-night?"
-
-Bob swallowed. Again he dropped from the heights.
-
-"You do not speak," said Miss Gerald, studying him.
-
-"I--wish you wouldn't ask me that," he managed to say.
-
-"Why not?" lifting her brows. "Even if you saw it you could say you
-hadn't."
-
-"That's just the point," Miserably. "I couldn't."
-
-"Then you did see it?"
-
-"I did."
-
-"You had it, perhaps?"
-
-"I did."
-
-"You have it now?"
-
-"No."
-
-"Ah, you have passed it on to an accomplice, perhaps." Mockingly. Miss
-Gerald drew up her proud figure. "And this is the man," she said, "who
-talks to me of love. Love!" With a low musical laugh. "The tenderest
-passion! The purest one! Dare you repeat now," with crushing triumph in
-the violet eyes, "what you said a moment ago."
-
-"I love you," said Bob, with burning glance. "I shall carry your image
-with me to the grave."
-
-This slightly staggered even one of her regal young bearing. His tone
-was that of the master once more. No criminal in his look when he said
-that! Miss Gerald's slender figure swayed in the least; her breast
-stirred. Bob put his handsome reckless face nearer. That was the way he
-answered her challenge. He wore his fighting look.
-
-"I love you," he said. "And that," he flung at her, "is still the answer
-I dare make."
-
-Miss Gerald did not reply to this bold defiance at once. How she would
-have answered, Bob never knew, for at that moment the hammer-thrower
-came up and the girl at once turned to him, looking slightly paler as
-she did so. Both then walked away, Bob's somber gaze following them. But
-he was not long permitted even this mournful privilege.
-
-"Phone, sir," said a voice at his elbow. "Mr. Robert Bennett is urgently
-wanted on the phone."
-
-"All right." And Bob followed the servant. "What now?" he asked himself
-wearily.
-
-The voice at the other end was Dan's. Fortunately the telephone was
-isolated and no one in the house could catch what Bob said. The good old
-commodore frantically wished to know all about Gee-gee and Gid-up. He
-had heard that Bob had got out of the sanatorium and gone back to Mrs.
-Ralston's. Dan's desire for information was greater even than his
-resentment toward Bob, as he had stooped to calling him up.
-
-Bob obliged the commodore with such news as he could give. He told how
-he had tried unsuccessfully to sway Gee-gee and to show her the error of
-her ways; how she, however, seemed resolutely determined on her course
-of action and was not to be swayed. He related also that there was a
-legal light in the house.
-
-At this point Dan's remarks became explosive; it was like the Fourth of
-July at the other end of the line. Bob waited until the racket ceased
-and then he went on with further details, trying to be as conscientious
-and informing as possible. Finally he couldn't think of anything more to
-say. But Dan thought of a lot--and some of it was personal, too. It
-didn't ruffle Bob at all, however. It rolled off him like water off a
-duck's back.
-
-"You'll be arrested," said Bob at last. "There's a law against that kind
-of talk through telephones, you know."
-
-"I'm afraid it's all up," moaned Dan.
-
-"'Fraid it is!" affirmed Bob. "How does Clarence take it?"
-
-"He's sitting here, all broke up."
-
-"Well, tell him to cheer up if he can," said Bob. "Gid-up isn't nearly
-so dangerous as Gee-gee. At least that's my opinion."
-
-"Oh, isn't she?" sneered Dan. And then there was some more Fourth of
-July at the other end of the line.
-
-Bob waited patiently for it to subside. "Is that all you wanted to talk
-with me about?" he asked at length.
-
-"It is not," snapped Dan. "Those confounded blankety-blank detectives,
-some blankety-blank idiot has employed as gardeners about Mrs. Ralston's
-place, have arrested that-blankety-blank medical head of the private
-sanatorium."
-
-"What?" exclaimed Bob jubilantly.
-
-"They found him prowling around. He tells the police-station man who he
-is, but the police-station man won't believe him."
-
-"Ha! ha!" Bob was glad he could laugh once more, but it was Fourth of
-July again for Dan.
-
-"It isn't any blankety-blank laughing matter," he called back. "He's one
-of my witnesses and I don't want to lose him. Lost witnesses enough
-already!" Furiously.
-
-"Well, why don't you get him out?" said Bob with a gratified snicker.
-
-"I tried to, but that blankety-blank station-house man is a blank
-bullet-head and the blankety detectives insist he shall be held, as they
-saw him looking through a window. What I want you to do is to come down
-to the village and help get him out."
-
-"Me?" said Bob loftily. "Me help get him out?"
-
-"Yes, you can acknowledge he was after you, an escaped patient."
-
-"Where is he now?" asked Bob.
-
-"Cell."
-
-"Well, you tell the station-man for me that he had better put him in a
-padded room. Ha! ha!" And Bob hung up the receiver.
-
-But almost immediately the bell rang again.
-
-"Hello!" said a voice. It was the telephone operator. "Is Mr. Bennett
-still there? Oh! Well, there's a party on the long distance wants to
-speak to you."
-
-"Hello; that you, Bob?" came in far-away accents.
-
-"It's me. Who are you?"
-
-"Dad."
-
-"Oh, hello, dad!" Bob tried to make his voice joyful.
-
-"I called you up to tell you I caught a fifty-seven pounder. Thought
-you'd like to congratulate me."
-
-Bob did.
-
-"They've made me a member of the Pius Piscatorials--swell club down
-here," continued dad jubilantly, and again Bob did the congratulating
-act. "By the way, how's hustling?" went on dad.
-
-"I'm hustling all right."
-
-"That's good. Well, good-by, son. I'll be short of funds presently, but
-that doesn't worry me. I'm having the time of my life. By-by, dear boy."
-
-"By-by, dad, dear."
-
-"Hold on, Mr. Bennett." It was the telephone operator once more.
-"There's another party that's bound to speak to you, and take it from me
-I don't like the sound of his voice. I hope he isn't like that first
-party that was talking to you. What us poor girls has to put up with is
-something shameful, and--All right. Go ahead."
-
-"This is Dickie," said a voice. "Say! you leave my girl alone. I've
-heard of your goings-on."
-
-"Who told you?" asked Bob. "That Peeping Tom? That maniac-medico?"
-
-"I told you before I was going to marry her. You keep off the premises
-if you know what is good for you." Dickie was so mad he was childish.
-
-"No, you're not going to marry her," said Bob.
-
-"You--you don't mean to say you're engaged to her?" came back in choked
-tones.
-
-"No. She's only my jolly little pal. But she thinks a lot of what I tell
-her and I'll pick out a real man for her some day. You aren't good
-enough. A chap that will punch another chap when he can't defend himself
-isn't the chap for jolly little pal."
-
-"I didn't punch you when you couldn't defend yourself," said Dickie
-indignantly.
-
-"I'm the one to know. You gave it to me all right, and thereby settled
-your chances with her. Do you think I'd let a girl like her marry a chap
-like you? Why, you might come home and beat your wife! You're capable of
-it. I refuse my consent absolutely. I shall advise her to have nothing
-whatever to do with you."
-
-Dickie couldn't speak and Bob left him in a state of coma. This time Bob
-was suffered to leave the telephone booth. He was awfully glad they had
-the maniac-medico locked up. Maybe he would get a cute little room with
-a cunning little window, and maybe there'd be a landscape? But there
-wouldn't be any flowers.
-
-Just at this moment the temperamental little thing hurried up to Bob in
-a state of great agitation. He saw that something serious had happened.
-
-
-
-
- CHAPTER XX--HAND-READING
-
-
-"Did you get rid of it?" he asked hurriedly.
-
-"I did not," she gasped. "That mean old monocle-man wouldn't let me.
-He's just kept his eye on me every moment. When I went up-stairs, he
-followed. There he is now. See how he's watching us. Oh, what shall I
-do, if they find me with it?"
-
-"Give it to me," said Bob.
-
-"No, I won't."
-
-"But do you realize what it means if they find it on you?" he asked in
-alarm.
-
-"We would go to jail together," said jolly little pal.
-
-"But I won't have you go to jail. It's preposterous."
-
-"Maybe I deserve it," she remarked, "for having 'peached.' I hope,"
-wistfully, "our cells will be close together. Did you have a nice dance
-with Miss Gerald?"
-
-"Give it to me," commanded Bob sternly. "If you don't, I'll--I'll take
-it from you."
-
-But she put her hand behind her. "Isn't Gwendoline the most beautiful
-thing in the world?" she said. "We'll talk about her in jail. It'll help
-pass the time."
-
-"Give--"
-
-"I'm not the least bit jealous, because now I'm only your really-truly
-little pal," she went on. "I wish I could be your best man. But I don't
-suppose that's feasible."
-
-"Give--"
-
-"I might swallow it," she observed tentatively.
-
-"Great heavens!" he reached for her hand.
-
-"Aw!--fortune-telling?" said a voice.
-
-"Yes; he was just going to read my palm," answered jolly little pal
-promptly while Bob turned rather nervously to regard the monocle-man.
-
-"Perhaps--aw!--I could read it," suggested the monocle-man, looking at
-the closed fingers. "I have some--aw!--skill that way. Perhaps, Miss
-Dolly--aw!--you would permit me to look at your heart line?"
-
-"I just won't," said Miss Dolly, with flashing eyes.
-
-Bob watched her closely. If she tried to swallow it, he would stop her.
-
-"How--aw!--very unkind!" said the monocle-man. "If you
-would--aw!--permit me, I could tell you--? aw!--just what kind of a man
-you're going to marry."
-
-"I'm not going to marry any one," replied the jolly little pal.
-
-"Please now, do--aw!" he urged.
-
-"Well, if you want to be tiresome." She gave him the hand that didn't
-hold the ring.
-
-"Impulsive! Charming!" he said, bending his monocle owlishly over the
-soft pink palm. "Now the other?"
-
-"Won't!" she returned succinctly.
-
-Bob drew yet nearer. He believed she was quite capable of carrying out
-that threat of swallowing it.
-
-"But how can I complete telling your fortune--aw!--unless I see the
-other hand?" expostulated the monocle-man with a pleasant smile. "I
-desire especially to examine the Mount of Venus."
-
-"There isn't any mountain any more," said the jolly little pal. "It's
-been moved away."
-
-"Aw! How interesting! Then we might survey the vale of friendship."
-
-She looked around like a bird in a snare; the hammer-man was not far
-away and impulsively she flew over to him.
-
-"Was this our dance? I'm so forgetful!"
-
-"It wasn't, but it is," he returned with a smile. Obviously he was
-flattered. Heretofore Miss Dolly had not acted particularly prepossessed
-by the hammer-thrower; he hadn't any temperament--so she thought; he
-didn't swing one around with enough abandon. He was one of those serious
-goody-goody dancers. He swung Miss Dolly very seriously now; they went
-so slowly for her that once she stumbled over his feet. It was evident
-their temperaments didn't match. Or maybe what she held in one hand had
-made her terribly self-conscious. Bob watched them gloomily. He feared
-she might swallow it during the dance, but she didn't, for the little
-hand was partly closed still when she left the hammer-thrower and Bob
-gazed around for that confounded monocle-man. The latter, however, had
-apparently lost interest in palm-reading and the temperamental little
-thing, for he was nowhere to be seen. Miss Dolly's eyes were at once
-frightened and strange when she fluttered again to Bob's side.
-
-"Oh, I've done the most awful thing," she confided quite breathlessly to
-him.
-
-"You--you haven't swallowed it?" he exclaimed in alarm. He thought he
-had watched her closely, but still she might have found opportunity--she
-might have made a swift movement to her lips which he had failed to
-observe.
-
-"No, I haven't swallowed it," she answered. "I've done worse."
-
-"Worse? What could be worse?"
-
-"I slipped it into his waistcoat pocket."
-
-"Whose? The hammer-thrower? No? By jove!--"
-
-"I did it when I tripped. And I tripped purposely, and when he was very
-gallant and kept me from falling, I--I slipped it in. And isn't it
-awful? Poor man! He's such a goody-good. You don't mind, do you?"
-Anxiously.
-
-"Oh, I mind a heap," said Bob jovially. "Ho! ho!"
-
-"I was afraid you might scold."
-
-"Scold? No, indeed. I'm awfully obliged and I only wish I could do
-something for you to show how thankful I am."
-
-"Do you? Then you might--" She gazed toward the conservatory where it
-was dim and shadowy. "No; it wouldn't do. We're not engaged any more.
-Besides--" And she looked toward a straight proud figure with golden
-hair. She didn't finish what she was going to say. Only--"I guess I
-won't make you," she added.
-
-"Thanks," said Bob. "You're sure the best pal a chap ever had. But
-honest! I hate to be mean and disappoint you after all you've done. And
-I might volunteer, if you'd make it just one--or, at the most, two."
-
-A moment the temperamental little thing seemed to waver. Then the
-rosebud lips set more firmly. "No," she said. "It's awfully dear of you
-to offer, but I don't want any. You've made me see the error of my ways.
-I've reformed. I only want to be your jolly little pal. But you haven't
-any conscientious scruples about the way I disposed of it, have you?"
-she asked, swiftly changing the subject.
-
-"Conscientious scruples? Not one. Ho! ho!"
-
-But the laughter faded suddenly from Bob's lips. At that moment the
-hammer-thrower chanced to put his fingers in his waistcoat pocket. Then
-he gave a slight start and glanced toward the temperamental little
-thing; his brow was lowering, and he appeared to meditate. Bob knew
-there must be murder in his heart. Just then from across the room, Bob
-saw the monocle-man approaching the hammer-thrower.
-
-The latter cast a swift look toward him of the monocle. It was the look
-of a man who for the first time, perhaps, fully realizes, or begins to
-realize certain unexpected forces arrayed against him. He now had the
-ring and he dared not keep it. If he had never entertained any
-suspicions regarding the monocle-man's identity before, there was
-something about the other now that awoke sudden and secret misgivings.
-The monocle-man didn't make much of a point of disguising his
-watchfulness at the present time. That was odd--unless he didn't greatly
-care just now whether any one guessed his identity or not. Possibly the
-psychological moment was approaching.
-
-The hammer-thrower thought, no doubt, that Bob had told the
-temperamental little thing that he (the hammer-man) had taken the ring
-from Miss Gerald's room and Miss Dolly had offered to return it to the
-hammer-thrower. And she had found a way to do so. It was clever. But the
-hammer-thrower was not in a mood to appreciate the grim jest. Now that
-the tables were turned, Bob and Miss Dolly would make it their business
-to see that the glittering trifle was found in _his_ possession. The
-hammer-thrower couldn't dispose of it under the circumstances; he was in
-exactly the same predicament Bob had been in. Suddenly he seemed to make
-up his mind what to do; he adopted the most daring expedient. In those
-few moments he had done some very rapid thinking. He stepped toward Miss
-Gerald now, his face wearing its most reliable expression. Honesty
-fairly radiated from his square solid countenance.
-
-"Miss Gerald," he said, "may I speak with you privately?"
-
-"Is it important?" she asked.
-
-"Very!" in his most serious manner.
-
-She complied with his request, and they withdrew from the hearing of
-others.
-
-"Miss Gerald," he began abruptly, "have you lost a ring?"
-
-She gazed at him in surprise.
-
-"I have."
-
-"Is this it? I believe I recognize it as one you have worn."
-
-"It is." Gwendoline's look swerved toward Bob. "But--" she began.
-
-"You do not understand how it came in my possession?" he asked, in an
-even monotonous tone.
-
-"I certainly did not think that you--"
-
-"You didn't think I had it?" Seriously.
-
-"I did not." And again she looked toward Bob.
-
-"I did not know I had it myself," he observed gravely, "until just this
-minute. You believe me, I trust?"
-
-"Yes," she said slowly, "I believe you. But how--?" Again she paused.
-
-"Did I come by it? A certain young lady I danced with just now placed it
-in my waistcoat pocket."
-
-The hammer-thrower held himself squarely, with a poise that expressed
-rectitude. He was rather well satisfied with what he had done. He argued
-that his action, from Miss Gerald's point of view, must be that of an
-innocent man. If he (the hammer-thrower) had taken the ring it wasn't
-likely he would step up to Miss Gerald and offer it back to her. His
-bold move complicated the issue; but he did not doubt, however, that he
-would emerge from the affair with credit.
-
-"Of course I am aware that it is a serious charge to make," went on the
-hammer-thrower, "but what was I to do? I never was put in a more painful
-position."
-
-"Painful, indeed," replied Miss Gerald sympathetically. "Of course it
-was a joke."
-
-"I am glad you take that view of it," he replied. "You can see that
-naturally I found it deucedly awkward. Things have been disappearing in
-so many country-houses, don't you know. It wouldn't have been a joke for
-me if I hadn't fortunately discovered it as I did. Under the
-circumstances, I don't really appreciate Miss Dolly's jokes."
-
-"But mightn't it have been some one else?" suggested Gwendoline.
-
-"I danced only with you and Miss Dolly."
-
-"Well, naturally, it wouldn't be I," said Gwendoline with a smile.
-"There's Dolly now talking with Mr. Bennett and Lord Stanfield, Suppose
-we speak to her. But I wouldn't have any one else know for the world.
-I'm really very sorry Dolly's heedlessness should have caused one of my
-aunt's guests any embarrassment." Miss Gerald was graciousness itself.
-
-In spite of the thrill of the moment, the hammer-thrower couldn't
-prevent an expression of honest approval gleaming from his eyes. "You
-are very kind," he said in a low tone. "You will never know all this
-visit has meant to me. I, too, regret exceedingly that what you regard
-as one of Miss Dolly's mad pranks--and we all know how prone she is to
-do the unconventional--should have involved me in a little episode that,
-perhaps, isn't so agreeable as it should be. I trust, though, you don't
-blame me for coming to you at once about the matter?"
-
-"Why should I blame you?" The violet eyes full on the deep serious ones.
-
-"I suppose I might just have placed it somewhere, on the mantle, for
-example, and not said anything about Miss Dolly's part in the affair,"
-he observed musingly. "It might have been more chivalrous. One doesn't
-like to complain of a woman, you know, and a fellow guest at that." With
-regret that sounded genuine.
-
-"I think you took the only course a conscientious man could," said
-Gwendoline Gerald. "Indeed, I can appreciate your position. You did what
-any honest man would feel impelled to do."
-
-Again that gracious smile! Again a slight gleaming in the hammer-man's
-eyes! At the moment she seemed to realize in every way the poet's
-picture of regal young womanhood--"divinely tall" and most divinely
-fashioned, she appeared, as she stood with the light from a great
-chandelier full upon her.
-
-"Your approval is very dear to me," the hammer-thrower murmured. "I
-think I have your friendship. That is much--much, indeed. But--" For a
-moment he seemed about to say more. His strong, honest-looking face
-surely wore an expression of some feeling deeper than friendship.
-
-Would Gwendoline Gerald have shrunk from a verbal expression of what his
-look seemed to imply? The violet eyes never appeared deeper, more
-enigmatic--receptive. The hammer-thrower did not go on, however. He
-reverted to that other topic.
-
-"Perhaps it would be as well to drop the matter altogether," he
-remarked. "I am quite satisfied to do so, if you are."
-
-"That is nice of you," she said in a tone that implied she still
-approved of him. "But I think I shall speak to Dolly. Or, at least, let
-her see the ring is on my finger."
-
-"I can't understand why she should have done it," he observed in puzzled
-accents as they crossed the room. "I can't quite see how it can be
-classed as a joke."
-
-"Dolly has the wildest idea of humor," returned Gwendoline. "As a little
-girl she was always doing the maddest things. Perhaps, too, she has been
-reading about those sensational robberies and wished to perpetrate a
-hoax."
-
-"I say, that would have been rather rough on a fellow, wouldn't it?"
-
-"And then, after creating a little excitement, she would have come
-forward and said she did it. Maybe she read about that escapade of young
-men and girls at an English house-party. They carried off valuables in
-an automobile, and returned the same, piece-meal, by parcel post. I
-don't say my explanation of Dolly's prank is a correct one," said Miss
-Gerald, tentatively lifting long sweeping lashes to regard her
-companion, "but it may in some measure throw light upon it."
-
-"Unless--?" He paused.
-
-"Unless what?" she asked.
-
-"Nothing. Only I was thinking--"
-
-The violet eyes became suddenly darker. "You mean about what you told me
-this morning--about Mr. Bennett and how you found him--?"
-
-"I really didn't wish to speak of that, only it was strange--" He
-stopped.
-
-"Strange, indeed," she observed, studying him.
-
-"Anyhow, I can't see how to connect that with this," he confessed.
-
-"There does seem a missing-link somewhere," observed the girl. "Do
-you"--and her eyes were again full upon the deep serious ones--"like Mr.
-Bennett?"
-
-"I neither like nor dislike him." They had stopped for a moment in a
-doorway. "His manners have been rather extraordinary. I honestly can't
-make him out. He looks rational enough and yet he acts most
-irrationally."
-
-"I am going to tell you a great secret," said the girl. "Please do not
-speak of it to any one else. Some one in the house has been taking
-things--in earnest, I mean."
-
-"No? Is it possible?" he observed. "Then it wouldn't have been nice for
-me if that ring--?" Honest indignation shone from his eyes. "I must say
-Miss Dolly did take a confounded liberty."
-
-"Under the circumstances, yes," said the girl gravely.
-
-"You say things are missing? Great Scott!"
-
-"I did not say missing." Quickly. "It is a case of substitution."
-
-"Pardon me if I fail to understand."
-
-She explained. "By jove! that is clever. I am honored by your
-confidence. I won't betray it. Your aunt is naturally distressed?"
-
-"Naturally--though she appears the same as usual. However, she is
-determined to put an end to these affairs. Society has been frightfully
-annoyed. It is not nice to ask some one down and then to have her
-lose--"
-
-"I understand," said the hammer-thrower gravely. "If your aunt can stop
-these unfortunate occurrences society will owe her a great debt. But
-tell me further, if I am not intruding too greatly on your confidences,
-does the finger of suspicion point anywhere?"
-
-"Yes," returned the girl.
-
-"Of course," he said, and looked toward Bob.
-
-That young man's face did not now express any trace of satisfaction or
-jovial feeling. He looked both puzzled and worried, and glanced
-apprehensively from time to time at the sentimental young thing. The
-monocle-man _was_ telling her fortune now. With British persistence he
-had reverted to the subject upon again approaching the couple, which he
-did almost immediately after the hammer-thrower returned to Miss Gerald
-her ring.
-
-"You missed your ring?" said the hammer-thrower after a pause.
-
-"Yes. But I never imagined--"
-
-"It would be returned in such an extraordinary manner? I don't see where
-he--?" And the hammer-man paused again with downbent brows.
-
-It was not hard for her to read the thought. He did not see just where
-Bob Bennett "came in." That's what he once more implied. He didn't wish
-to be unjust to any one. His expression said that.
-
-"I guess it must just have been a whim," he conceded after a moment,
-handsomely. "After all, it's proofs that count." The sentence had a
-familiar sound to Miss Gerald who entertained a vague impression she had
-said something like it to Bob. They approached Dolly.
-
-
-
-
- CHAPTER XXI--HEART OF STONE
-
-
-"Did he tell you that I--?" began Miss Dolly at once, and snatching her
-arm from that tiresome monocle-man.
-
-"Yes, my dear," said Gwendoline. "And he seemed a little hurt at your
-sense of humor."
-
-The temperamental little thing stood like a wild creature at bay, her
-eyes glowing like those of a fawn about to receive the arrow of a hunter
-or a huntress. Miss Gerald did not look a very remorseless huntress,
-however.
-
-"How did he know I did it?" said Dolly with a glance toward the
-hammer-thrower. "He didn't catch me at it." Defiantly.
-
-"Deduction, my dear," replied Gwendoline.
-
-"He can't prove it. I defy him." The jolly little pal felt now how one
-feels when he or she is haled into a court of justice. She wouldn't
-"peach" though. They could put her through the third or the thirty-third
-degree and she wouldn't tell on Bob. Never! "You have only _his_ word,"
-with another glance at the hammer-thrower, "and maybe my word is as good
-as his." She had to tell a whopper; but she would tell a million for
-Bob. It was a pal's duty to.
-
-"But I saw you do it," now interposed the monocle-man with a quiet
-smile.
-
-She almost wilted at that, then threw back her head farther.
-
-"I"--Bob stepped quickly forward--"gave it to her. It was I," gravely to
-Miss Gerald, "who had your ring. Think what you please." She had already
-passed judgment on him, he remembered.
-
-"Don't you believe him," tempestuously interrupted the temperamental
-little thing. "I took it myself. It--it was just a joke."
-
-"That's what Miss Gerald and I were saying just now," observed the
-hammer-thrower heavily. He held himself just as if he were a remote,
-rather puzzled bystander.
-
-Bob gave a hoarse laugh. He couldn't control himself.
-
-"I beg your pardon," observed the monocle-man, "but I am afraid Miss
-Dolly, in her zeal, is rather misleading in her statements. Her vale of
-friendship, I have noticed, on her palm, is well developed. At the same
-time I can not let her wrongfully accuse herself, even though the matter
-should pass as a jest. I have to tell the truth--you must forgive me,
-Miss Dolly. But I saw Mr. Bennett pass you that ring during the dance."
-
-"But why should he?" spoke up Miss Gerald. "Can't you enlighten me,
-dear?" To the temperamental young thing.
-
-"I won't say a word," said the latter at a loss. "Only I'd like to tell
-you"--to the monocle-man--"how much I like you."
-
-"I'm sorry to have displeased you," he answered simply. "You have really
-a charming hand. As for the reason you ask"--to Miss Gerald--"it should
-not be difficult to find. I conclude that Mr. Bennett asked Miss Dolly
-to return the ring to Miss Gerald's room. I think that was what she was
-trying to do and I'm afraid I prevented her."
-
-"But why should Mr. Bennett"--Gwendoline did not deign to address that
-young man direct--"have asked Dolly to do that?"
-
-"Maybe," suggested the monocle-man, "Mr. Bennett will answer that
-himself."
-
-"What's the use?" said Bob. "Nobody believes anything I say." Miss
-Gwendoline still acted as if she did not see him.
-
-"If you take him to jail, I'm going too," remarked the temperamental
-little thing. "If he's guilty, I--"
-
-"You suggest, then, he is guilty?" said the monocle-man quickly.
-
-"No; no! I--"
-
-"I fear you have suggested it," he interrupted pointedly.
-
-"If people confess do they get lighter sentences?" she asked with a
-quick breath.
-
-"Usually," said the monocle-man.
-
-Jolly little pal pondered painfully. Perhaps she saw plainer than Bob
-how clear was the case against him. "Why don't you?" she suggested.
-
-Bob smiled feebly. "The answer I make is the same one I gave to Miss
-Gerald when I last spoke to her."
-
-A flame sprang to Gwendoline's cheek.
-
-"You dare say that now--with all this evidence against you?" She showed
-herself keenly aware of his presence now.
-
-"I dare." He stepped to her side and looked into her eyes. "My eyes are
-saying it now."
-
-The girl's breast stirred quickly. Did she fear he would say those words
-aloud, before all the others? He was reckless enough to do so.
-
-"Do you understand or shall I make it plainer?" he asked, swinging back
-his blond head.
-
-"I do not think that will be necessary," she answered with some
-difficulty.
-
-"What _is_ it all about?" said the hammer-man, and there was a slight
-frown on his brow.
-
-"You ought to know," returned Bob, as his eyes met swiftly the other's.
-For a moment gaze encountered gaze. Bob's now was sardonically ironical,
-yet challenging. The hammer-thrower's was mystified. Then the latter
-shrugged.
-
-"Is he mad as well as a--" he spoke musingly.
-
-"Thief," said Bob. "Say it right out. I'm not afraid of the word."
-
-The hammer-thrower sighed heavily. "What are we to do?" he said to Miss
-Gerald sympathetically. "It is needless to say, you can command me."
-
-"Isn't that lovely?" Sotto voce from Bob.
-
-"I'm terribly afraid the affair has passed from the joke stage," said
-Gwendoline Gerald and once more she appeared cool and composed. Again
-she made Bob feel he was but a matter for consideration--an intrusive
-and unwelcome matter that had to be disposed of. "What ought I to do?"
-
-"Arrest me, of course," returned Bob. "I've been waiting for it for some
-time. And the funny part is, the affair hasn't passed from the joke
-stage. You know that." To the hammer-man. "Why don't you chuckle?"
-
-"I suppose I may as well tell you I'm a bogus lord," unexpectedly
-interrupted the monocle-man at this moment. "My name is not even a
-high-sounding one." The hammer-thrower started slightly. "It's plain
-Michael Moriarity. But I was once a lord's valet." He had dropped his
-drawl, though he still kept his monocle. "I am sorry to have intruded as
-a real personage among you all, although there are plenty of bogus lords
-floating through society."
-
-"Oh, you didn't deceive me," answered jolly little pal. "I knew who you
-were."
-
-"Well, you certainly hoodwinked the rest of us," observed the
-hammer-thrower slowly. He stood with his head down as if thinking
-deeply. When he looked up, he gazed straight into the monocle-man's
-eyes. They were twinkling and good-humored. An arrest in high society
-was rather a ceremonious affair. You didn't take a man by the scruff of
-the neck and yank him to the patrol wagon. There were polite formalities
-to be observed. The end had to be accomplished without shocking or
-disturbing the other guests. The truly artistic method would, in fact,
-be the attainment of the result while the guests remained in absolute
-ignorance, for the time being, of what had been done.
-
-"I'm afraid I've got to do my duty," observed the monocle-man to Bob.
-"You look like a man who would play the game. A game loser, I mean?"
-Suggestively.
-
-"Oh, I'm a loser all right," said Bob, looking at the hammer-man. For a
-moment he wondered if he should speak further. He could imagine how his
-words would be received. He didn't forget that he hadn't a shadow of
-proof against the hammer-man. Miss Gerald would think he was accusing an
-innocent person and she would despise him (Bob) only the more--if that
-were possible. To speak would be but to court the contempt of the
-others, the laughter of the hammer-man. Bob's thoughts were terribly
-confused but he realized he might as well remain silent; indeed, perhaps
-it would be better for the present.
-
-"Anyhow, what I told you wasn't so," said jolly little pal to the
-monocle-man. "And I repeat I will never testify to it." She was awfully
-dejected.
-
-"Yes, you will," said Bob monotonously. "As I told you, I won't let you
-get into trouble."
-
-"Besides there's all that other evidence," suggested the monocle-man.
-
-"I can explain that away," returned Bob. Then he thought: Could he?
-Would Dan and Clarence stand by him now and acknowledge it was they he
-had let out of the house at that unseemly hour? He doubted it. Dickie,
-too, wouldn't be very friendly. Their last conversation over the
-telephone was far from reassuring. "No; I am not sure that I can," Bob
-added. He still had to remember he was the impersonation of Truth.
-
-"You refer to Miss Gerald's having seen you wandering about the house
-after the others had retired, I presume?" suggested the monocle-man, who
-was enjoying the conversation immensely. It was the kind of a situation
-he liked. He wouldn't have curtailed it for the world. When the
-hammer-man heard the question, his brows lifted slightly. Surely a
-momentary glint of gladness or satisfaction shone from his gaze. But it
-receded at once. He listened attentively.
-
-"Yes, I was referring to that," answered Bob, gazing at Gwendoline. She,
-condemn him to a prison cell! She, swear away his liberty! He gazed
-wistfully, almost sadly at the sweet inexorable lips which might ruin
-his life. He didn't feel resentful; he only determined to put up the
-best fight he could when the time came.
-
-"Is--is it necessary to proceed to extremities?" said the hammer-man at
-this point sedulously. "Would not the mere fact that we all know about
-the matter be sufficient punishment?" He appealed to Miss Gerald. "My
-father used to tell me that when a man was down, if we could see the way
-to extend a helping hand, we would be doing the right thing. I think the
-world is becoming more tolerant and there is a tendency to give a person
-a chance to reform, instead of locking him up."
-
-Again Bob laughed. In spite of his unhappiness and that weight of
-melancholy, the other's heavy humor tickled Bob's funny bone. Think of
-the hammer-man pretending to try to keep Bob out of jail! Didn't he know
-how to play his cards? The deadly joke was on Bob.
-
-"Don't appeal too hard in my behalf, old chap; you might strain
-yourself," he said to the hammer-thrower.
-
-But the hammer-thrower pretended not to hear. He kept his sedulous,
-humane glance on Miss Gerald.
-
-"You mean you would have my aunt take no action in the matter?" she
-said, and the lovely face was now calm and thoughtful.
-
-"Please do!" This from jolly little pal. "Dear, dear Gwendoline! It'll
-be such a favor to me. And I'll love you dearly."
-
-"You certainly are a very doughty champion of Mr. Bennett, Dolly,"
-observed Miss Gerald. There was a question in her look and her words
-might have implied that Bob had been making love to the temperamental
-little thing, even when he dared tell Miss Gerald he cared for her.
-Gwendoline's face wore an odd smile now.
-
-"I'm not interested for the reason you think," answered the
-temperamental little thing spiritedly. "He never made love to me--real
-love. I tried to make him, because he is all that should appeal to any
-woman, but he wouldn't," she went on tempestuously, regardlessly. "And
-then we vowed we'd be pals and we are. And I'll stand by him to the last
-ditch."
-
-"You are very loyal, dear," said Gwendoline quietly.
-
-"Besides, he's in love with some one else," she shot back, and Bob
-shifted. There was a directness about jolly little pal that was
-sometimes disconcerting.
-
-The hammer-man looked quickly toward Miss Gerald, and his eyes were full
-of jealousy for an instant. He was not sorry that Bob was going to "get
-his." Nevertheless, he would plead for him again, he wouldn't cease to
-be consistent in his role.
-
-"I'll tell you who it is, too, if you want to know," the temperamental
-little thing went on to Gwendoline.
-
-"My dear, I haven't asked. It seems to me," coldly, "we are slightly
-drifting from the subject."
-
-"I believe you stated just now that you and Mr. Bennett vowed to be
-pals," interposed the monocle-man regarding Miss Dolly. "Does that mean
-you agreed to be accomplices--to divide the 'swag,' in the parlance of
-the lower world?" The monocle-man was enjoying himself more and more. He
-was finding new interest in the scene. It was more "meaty" than he had
-dared hope.
-
-"She doesn't mean anything of the kind," put in Bob savagely. "She just
-extended the hand of friendship. She's a good fellow, that is all, and I
-won't have you imply the slightest thing against her. You understand
-that, Mr. Bogus Lord?"
-
-"I only asked a question," observed the monocle-man humbly.
-
-"Well, you've got the answer." In the same aggressive manner. "She's
-a--a brick and I won't have any harm come to her on my account."
-
-"None of us would have any harm come to Dolly," said Gwendoline coldly.
-
-"I wanted him to elope with me, but he wouldn't," went on the
-temperamental little thing, thinking fast. Bob listened in despair. "I
-didn't know then it was only friendship I felt. I thought it was love.
-And when he refused, I was furious. To be revenged, I went to that
-horrid man"--looking at him of the monocle--"and told him a pack of
-lies."
-
-"Lies?" said the monocle-man, smiling sweetly and screwing his glass in
-farther.
-
-"Yes, and that's the reason I shall give on the witness-stand."
-Defiantly. "I'll tell the truth there--let every one know how horrid and
-wicked I was."
-
-The monocle-man shook his head with mild disapproval. "What do you say
-to that, Mr. Bennett?" he asked softly.
-
-"Of course I can't let her do anything to incriminate herself," answered
-Bob mournfully. "To prevent her doing so I shall have to avow right
-now--? and I do"--firmly--"that those were not lies, but truths she told
-you."
-
-"Please!--please!--" said jolly little pal piteously.
-
-"Truths!" said Bob again boldly.
-
-Miss Dolly gave a great sigh. "Are you going to confess you are guilty
-of all they charge?"
-
-"I am not." Stubbornly. "I am not guilty."
-
-"I'm rather afraid certain evidence, including Miss Dolly's truths,
-which you acknowledge as such, might tend to show you are," suggested
-the monocle-man.
-
-Again Miss Dolly thought fast. Bob wouldn't let her declare her
-accusations of him lies; therefore only one alternative remained.
-
-"_I_ have a confession to make," she said solemnly.
-
-Bob looked startled. "Don't!--" he began. He wondered into what new
-realm her inventive faculties would lead her.
-
-"Mr. Bennett," observed the monocle-man gravely, "I have to remind you
-that anything you say can be used against you. And your manner now, in
-seeking to restrain or interfere with what Miss Dolly has to say, will
-certainly hurt your case."
-
-Bob groaned. He cast hunted eyes upon Miss Dolly. The jolly little pal
-breathed hard, but there was a look of determination in the dark soulful
-eyes.
-
-"Mr. Mike Something, or whatever your name is," she said to the
-monocle-man in a low tense tone, "I am all that which you suggested."
-
-He overlooked the scornful mode of address. He rubbed his hands softly;
-his eyes were pleased. "You mean about agreeing to be accomplices and to
-divide the 'swag'?"
-
-"Yes." Fatalistically.
-
-Bob groaned again.
-
-The temperamental little thing looked up in the air. She would be mainly
-responsible for sending Bob to jail--the thought burned. What was a
-treacherous but repentant pal's duty under the circumstances? She had a
-vision, too, of those adjoining cells.
-
-"You see," she began dreamily, "my father is rather sparing of the
-spending money he allows me, and I have terribly extravagant tastes.
-Why, my hats alone cost a fortune. I simply have got to have nice and
-expensive things." Again Bob groaned. Dolly dreamed on: "I've
-bushel-baskets of silk stockings, for example. See!" Displaying an
-exquisite ankle. "My gowns all come from Paris. Gwendoline can tell you
-that." Miss Gerald did not deny. "And they're not gowns from those
-side-street dressmakers, either. They come from _the_ places on the rue
-de la Paix. Besides"--Dolly's dream expanded--"I like to take things."
-Another groan from Bob. "I think I'm a clepto."
-
-"There isn't one word of truth in what she's saying," exclaimed Bob
-indignantly. "Why, it's outrageous. She doesn't realize what she's
-doing."
-
-"Yes, I do," returned little pal with a stanch and loyal glance. "Why
-should you take all the blame when I'm entitled to half of it?"
-
-"You aren't entitled to any of it," he retorted helplessly. "And there
-isn't any blame for you to share, either."
-
-"Do you expect us to believe that?" observed the monocle-man
-reproachfully.
-
-"No, I don't."
-
-"Or a jury?"
-
-"Perhaps not."
-
-"Really, old chap"--began the hammer-man sedulously, and he looked
-awfully sorry. Perhaps he was going to extend his sympathy.
-
-"Say it in Latin!" interrupted Bob ungratefully.
-
-"What does he mean?" queried the monocle-man.
-
-"I'm really at a loss," answered the hammer-thrower.
-
-That gentleman had gleaned a great deal of information of a most
-gratifying nature. He didn't know all the whys and wherefores, but it
-was sufficient that Bob seemed too deep in the toils to extricate
-himself. A happy (to the hammer-man) combination of circumstances had
-involved the other.
-
-"Please let him go," again pleaded Miss Dolly to Gwendoline. "Be a dear.
-Besides, think how he--" She went over to Miss Gerald suddenly and
-whispered two words--two ardent electrical words!
-
-Gwendoline's eyes flashed but she did not answer. One of the
-hammer-thrower's hands closed.
-
-"I fear Miss Gerald couldn't do that now, if she wanted to," interposed
-the monocle-man. "It isn't altogether her affair or her aunt's. You see,
-there are other people who gave those other social functions Mr. Bennett
-attended. They may not incline to be sentimentally--I may say foolishly
-lenient. So you see even if I desired to oblige a lady"--bowing to Dolly
-"whom I esteem very much, my hands are tied. Justice, in other words,
-must take its course."
-
-Bob looked at Gwendoline. "Some day, Miss Gerald, you may realize you
-helped, or tried to help, convict an innocent man."
-
-"She doesn't care," said the temperamental little thing vehemently.
-"She's got a stone for a heart." Only that cryptic smile on the proud
-beautiful lips answered this outbreak. The jolly little pal went right
-over to her again. "Anyhow," she said, "he kissed me."
-
-Just for an instant Miss Gerald's sweeping lashes lifted to Bob. Just
-for an instant, too, Miss Gerald's white teeth buried themselves in that
-proud red upper lip. Miss Dolly turned to the monocle-man. "Now, I'm
-ready to go with you," she said.
-
-"Oh, I don't want you"--then he added "yet! You will appreciate, Mr.
-Bennett"--turning to Bob--"that the more quietly--I want to show you all
-the consideration possible--"
-
-"I'll go quietly," muttered Bob. "No use raising a row! I'll go like a
-gentleman. I'll make myself as little obnoxious and objectionable to the
-rest of Mrs. Ralston's guests as possible." Bitterly. "Good-by, Miss
-Gerald." That young lady didn't answer. "Won't you say good-by?"
-repeated Bob. There was a gleam of great pleasure in the
-hammer-thrower's eyes now. Bob had involuntarily put out his hand but
-Miss Gerald would not see it. Indeed, she turned farther from him, as if
-annoyed by Bob's persistence. Bob's hand fell to his side, he drew
-himself up.
-
-"I am ready, sir," he said quietly to the monocle-man.
-
-"Perhaps it would be as well if you accompanied us," observed the
-monocle-man to the hammer-thrower.
-
-"Certainly." The other understood. Bob was strong and he might change
-his mind and be less lamblike before reaching his destination. "It's a
-disagreeable job at best," murmured the hammer-thrower, "but I suppose I
-ought to see it through."
-
-"It's nice of you," said Miss Gerald in a low dull tone.
-
-A moment Bob's eyes gleamed dangerously, then he seemed to realize the
-presence of Miss Gerald's other guests once more and his handsome blond
-head dropped. "I guess it's your turn," he said to the hammer-man.
-
-Miss Dolly looked at the composed proud girl with the "heart of stone."
-The temperamental little thing's hands were tightly closed. Suddenly
-once more she bent over to whisper--this time viciously--to Miss Gerald.
-"He kisses beautifully," she breathed. "And--and I hate you!" Miss
-Gerald did not answer; nor did she turn to regard Bob who quietly moved
-away now with the monocle-man and the hammer-thrower.
-
-
-
-
- CHAPTER XXII--A REAL BENEFACTOR
-
-
-Bob, the hammer-thrower and the monocle-man together entered the little
-station-house in the village. It wasn't much of a lock-up, but it was
-big enough to hold Bob and a few others, one of whom had just been
-released as the trio of new-comers walked in. His eye fell on Bob.
-
-"That's my man," he exclaimed excitedly. "That's my escaped patient."
-
-"Yes, that's he!" affirmed a second voice--that of the commodore.
-
-"Got him this time!" came jubilantly from another side of the bare room,
-and Bob gazing, with no show of emotion, in that direction, discovered
-Dickie and Clarence were there too.
-
-"Put me in the padded cell, would you?" said the maniac-medico
-furiously. "I'll see where you go. Come on. The car is waiting. There
-won't be any window-bouquets this time, I promise you."
-
-Bob didn't answer. He didn't much care what they said.
-
-"I got Gee-gee on the phone," went on Dan viciously, "and she has it all
-down in black and white, she tells me. The legal light up there has
-attended to that. A parcel of outrageous falsehoods! The audacity of
-that girl, too! When I showed her the enormity of her conduct, she only
-gave a merry little laugh. Said she was terribly fond of me, the minx!
-And would I come and sit in the front row when she was a bright and
-scintillating star?"
-
-"And she said Gid-up wanted to know if I wouldn't like to gaze upon that
-cute little freckle once more?" added Clarence in choked tones.
-
-"And all that, on account of you!" exclaimed the commodore, throwing out
-his arms and looking at the culprit. Dickie didn't say anything at the
-moment. He only glared.
-
-Bob regarded the three with lack-luster gaze. He felt little interest in
-them now.
-
-"Take him away!" said Dan, breathing hard. "Or I may do him an injury."
-
-"Give him what's coming to him," breathed Dickie hoarsely. "He's got my
-girl hypnotized."
-
-"Come on," said the maniac-medico sternly to Bob. "Let's waste no more
-time."
-
-"Hold on," spoke the monocle-man quietly. "You are a little premature,
-gentlemen."
-
-"What do _you_ want to butt in for?" demanded the commodore aggressively
-of the monocle-man.
-
-"Mr. Bennett has accompanied me here as my prisoner. Am I not right?"
-Appealing to the hammer-thrower.
-
-"Correct," said that gentleman regretfully.
-
-"What's he been doing besides wrecking homes?" asked the commodore.
-
-"A few articles of jewelry have been missing at Mrs. Ralston's," said
-the hammer-thrower in that same tone. "It's a very regrettable affair.
-Miss Gerald, for example, lost her ring and it was traced to Mr.
-Bennett."
-
-Bob stood it patiently. He wondered if his day would ever come.
-
-"So?-- He's the merry little social-highwayman, is he?" observed Dan.
-"The best I can say is, don't make a hero of him. Give him some real,
-old-fashioned justice."
-
-"I'm afraid I can't honestly extend my sympathy to you," remarked
-Clarence to Bob stiffly.
-
-"I'm not sorry," said Dickie frankly. "I'm glad. Anyhow, Miss Dolly will
-despise you now." With a ring of triumph in his voice.
-
-"No, she won't," observed Bob, breaking silence for the first time. "It
-was being what people think I am that made her fall in love with me." He
-didn't want Dickie to feel too good. He remembered that unsportsmanlike
-punch. "She's my dear jolly little pal," Bob went on, "and she wanted to
-occupy an adjoining cell."
-
-Dickie went up to Bob. "I'd like to give you another," he said in his
-nastiest accents.
-
-"Gentlemen! Gentlemen!" It was the voice of the man at the desk.
-Authority now spoke. Up to now, amazement had held authority
-tongue-tied. "The prisoner came quietly, Mr. Moriarity?" Authority knew,
-then, the monocle-man. Evidently the two had a secret understanding.
-"Has he confessed?" "Not as yet," said the monocle-man significantly.
-
-"And I'm not going to," spoke up Bob succinctly to the magistrate. "I'm
-not guilty."
-
-"Then who is?" asked the monocle-man.
-
-"You've got your hand on his arm," said Bob in that same forcible
-manner. The time had come for him to assert himself, however ridiculous
-his affirmation might sound. Authority should have the truth. Bob
-blurted it out fearlessly, holding his head well up as he spoke. "You've
-got your hand on his arm," he repeated.
-
-Mr. Moriarity's reply quite took their breath away, especially Bob's.
-"Guess you're right," he said promptly, and something bright gleamed in
-his hand. "Don't move," he said to the hammer-thrower.
-
-"But aren't you going to lock _him_ up at all?" asked the commodore in
-disappointed tones, indicating Bob, after the monocle-man had shown the
-hammer-thrower a warrant for his (the hammer-thrower's) arrest, and had,
-at the conclusion of certain formalities, caused that dazed and angry
-individual to be led away.
-
-"I am certainly not going to lock Mr. Bennett up," laughed the
-monocle-man who was in the best of humors.
-
-The coup seemed to him a lovely one. For months he had been on the trail
-of the hammer-thrower. He told Bob--as dazed and bewildered as the
-hammer-thrower by the unexpected turn of events--all about it later. He
-had certainly taken an artistic way to complete the affair. And later,
-not that night, Bob learned, too, that it was Miss Gerald herself who
-had suggested the way, she having inherited some of the managerial
-genius of her father. Maybe, she was not averse to Bob's suffering a
-little after the wholly-intolerable way he had comported himself toward
-her and others of her aunt's guests. Maybe cruelty had mingled somewhat
-with retaliation. Proud, regal young womanhood sometimes can be cruel.
-But Bob probably deserved all those twinges and pangs and mournful
-emotions she had caused him. No one certainly had ever talked to her as
-he had done.
-
-"May I sit down?" said Bob at length to the magistrate. He felt rather
-tired.
-
-Authority gave him permission to sit. "Well, if you're not going to lock
-him up," said that maniac-med., looking viciously at Bob, "I am."
-
-"No, you're not," observed the monocle-man easily. "Mr. Bennett is my
-friend. He has helped me immensely in this affair. Had he not projected
-his rather impetuous personality into it, certain difficulties would not
-have been smoothed out so easily. He created a diversion which threw the
-prisoner, naturally deep and resourceful, somewhat off his guard. But
-for Mr. Bennett's whimsical and, at times, diverting conduct," with a
-smile at Bob, "my fight against him," nodding toward the cell, "might
-not have culminated quite so soon. So," he added to the enraged medico,
-"Mr. Bennett has my full moral support, and, I may say," touching the
-pocket into which he had returned that something bright, "my physical
-support as well." "But what about the treatment I have received?"
-stormed the med. "Locked up like--?"
-
-"You shouldn't have been prowling around. Anyhow, I shall advise my good
-friend, Mr. Bennett, that should you seek to annoy him further, or to
-lay a single finger on him, he will have an excellent case for damages.
-I can explain away a great deal that is inexplicable to the rest of you,
-and that explanation will serve fully to rehabilitate Mr. Bennett in the
-esteem of certain people as a not unnormal person. How far I can restore
-his popularity," with a laugh, "is another matter."
-
-Bob stared straight ahead. "How did you do it?" he said to the
-monocle-man. "What made you certain?"
-
-"I saw him place the ring in your pocket. Feel here," walking over to
-Bob. The latter felt where the other indicated. "A little vest-pocket
-camera!" said the monocle-man softly. "I photographed the act--the
-outstretched hand with the ring in it!--you, unsuspecting, half
-sprawling over the green felt of the table! your coat tails inviting the
-ring--Besides, one of my men took the place of that outside-operator and
-received a certain little article of jewelry that night you came
-blundering back to Mrs. Ralston's. We nabbed the outside-operator
-and--well, he's told certain things." With satisfaction. "We have, in
-short, a clear case."
-
-Bob held his head. "It's whirling," he said. "I'll get some things
-straightened out after a little, I suppose."
-
-"That's right," observed the monocle-man.
-
-"There are some things you can't straighten out," said Dan in an ugly
-tone. "This is all very well for you, but what about us?"
-
-Just at that moment there was a flutter of skirts at the door.
-
- * * * * *
-
-Gee-gee and Gid-up came in, the former in a state of great agitation.
-
-"How dared you?" she gasped, going up to the monocle-man and standing
-with arms akimbo.
-
-"Send you that note, commanding your presence here?" said the
-monocle-man. "I dared, my dear," he added slowly, "because I hold the
-cards."
-
-"Don't you 'dear' me," she retorted stormily.
-
-"I wouldn't, seriously," he returned. "It might be dangerous. Women like
-you are dangerous, you know. I fancy our friends here," glancing toward
-the commodore and Clarence, "have found that out. But it will be a
-lesson. 'We'll never wander more from our own fireside,'" he hummed.
-
-"Well," said Gee-gee, shaking her auburn tresses, "those were pretty
-bold statements of what you could do to me, in that note you sent."
-
-"They were true, my dear."
-
-The green eyes flared. Gee-gee was shaking all over. Gid-up looked
-rather frightened.
-
-"Take it easy," said the monocle-man.
-
-"I'd like to see you prove what you can do," she returned. "You say I
-have framed-up a lot of false-hoods--a tissue of lies--in that affidavit
-the lawyer at Mrs. Ralston's drew up. I tell you they're all true." Dan
-looked weak. "Everything I've told happened just at I said it did, and
-he knows it." Pointing a finger at the commodore.
-
-"I wonder if I ought not to put you in jail now?" said the monocle-man
-meditatively. "There's a cell vacant next to the hammer-thrower. You
-would be congenial spirits."
-
-"It's proofs I'm asking, Mr. Detective," retorted Gee-gee, apparently
-not greatly abashed by this threat. She was accustomed to hitting back.
-
-"Yes, it's proofs," said Gid-up, but in weaker accents.
-
-The monocle-man shook a reproving finger at Gid-up. "You're in bad
-company, my dear," he observed. "You're out of Gee-gee's class. You're
-just trying to be in it."
-
-"I don't want any of your impertinence," answered Gid-up with a faint
-imitation of Gee-gee's manner. "He's a proper bad one." Pointing to
-Clarence who presented a picture of abject misery. "And when I tell all
-the things he done to me--"
-
-"But you won't tell them."
-
-"I have." Defiantly. "In that paper the lawyer drew up."
-
-"But you're going to sign a little paper I have here, repudiating all
-that," he answered her.
-
-"Oh, am I?" Elevating her turned-up nose.
-
-"You are." Blandly.
-
-"Guess again," said Gid-up saucily.
-
-"You can't prove what we told in that affidavit isn't true," reaffirmed
-Gee-gee. Only she and Gid-up could know it was a "frame-up"; they had
-builded carefully and were sure of their ground. "We know our rights and
-we're going to have them. We're not afraid of you."
-
-"Then why are you here?" quietly.
-
-"That lawyer at the house said we might as well see you, just to call
-your bluff. He said, since we had told the truth, we had nothing to
-fear."
-
-"I don't think you're quite so confident as you seem," observed the
-monocle-man. "My note awoke a little uneasiness, or you wouldn't be
-here. This young lady," turning to Gid-up, "suffered a mild case of
-stage fright, if I am any judge of human nature."
-
-"Me?" said Gid-up. "I defy you."
-
-"Here's the answer," replied the monocle-man, taking another paper from
-his pocket.
-
-"What's that?" said Gee-gee scornfully. "I suppose it's some lies from
-him." Alluding to the commodore. "The lawyer told me to be prepared for
-them."
-
-"No; it isn't that. It's only a stenographic report of a conversation
-you and your friend had together in your room, the night you arrived at
-Mrs. Ralston's."
-
-"A stenographic report? Nonsense!" Sharply. Gee-gee remembered all about
-that conversation. "How could you--"
-
-"There's a dictograph in the room you occupied, my dear," observed the
-monocle-man.
-
-"A dic--" Gee-gee seemed to turn green. "Good Gawd!" she said.
-
- * * * * *
-
-It wasn't very long thereafter that Gee-gee and Gid-up departed.
-
-"Back to the old life!" said Gee-gee wearily. "And just when I thought
-my ambition to be a star was coming true."
-
-"Life is sure tough," observed Gid-up, abandoning her society manner.
-
-"I'm sick of the whole thing. Got a mind to jump in the river."
-
-"Gas for me!" from poor Gid-up wearily.
-
-"No, you won't. And I won't. We'll just go on. Lord! how long."
-
-"Anyhow, that detective promised to introduce us to a real Russian grand
-duke who's in old New York. Maybe we can get in the papers on that."
-
-"Perhaps." More thoughtfully from Gee-gee. "It wasn't so worse of the
-detective to promise that, after he'd got us down and walked on us."
-
-"You must make dukie drink out of your slipper," suggested Gid-up. "The
-detective said he was mad after beautiful stage girls. Grand dukes
-always are." Hopefully. "And if you do make him do that, it would be
-heralded from coast to coast."
-
-"It's as good as done," said Gee-gee confidently. "It'll prove me a
-great actress, sure." In a brighter tone.
-
-"I always said you had talent," remarked Gid-up.
-
-"Cheese it," retorted Gee-gee elegantly. "Ain't you the fond flatterer!"
-
-"Anyhow, I'm glad I don't have to do society talk any more," said
-Gid-up, and stuck a piece of gum in her mouth.
-
-"Yes," said Gee-gee, "my jaws is most broke."
-
-"Maybe you'd better tighten up your hobble a little for dukie,"
-suggested Gid-up.
-
-"Have to stand still the rest of my life if I did," observed Gee-gee,
-swishing along about six inches a step.
-
-"You could divide it a little."
-
-"So I could."
-
-By this time they had forgotten about the river, or taking gas. The duke
-had already become a real person in their lives and they talked on,
-devising stunts for his Vivacious Greatness. By this time, too, the
-monocle-man seemed to them a real benefactor.
-
-Meanwhile the "real benefactor" had been reading from that stenographic
-report to Dan and the others. The commodore nearly jumped out of his
-boots for joy.
-
-"Read that again," he said.
-
-The monocle-man, reading: "'This ain't half bad enough. You think up
-something now, Gee-gee.'
-
-"'Doping a poor little thing is always good stuff to spring on a jury,
-Gid-up. And you could make yourself up young with your hair done up in a
-pigtail, with a cute little baby-blue bow on the end.'
-
-"'But that sounds old, Gee-gee. You can sure invent something new--'"
-etc., etc.
-
-The monocle-man finished reading and laid down the paper. "There you
-are, gentlemen," he observed in a lively tone. "The stenographers will
-swear to that. They were dressed as house-maids, but at night and on
-certain occasions, they used one of the rooms Mrs. Ralston placed at my
-disposal as an office. When I came down here I didn't expect to be
-involved in a domestic drama. It rather forced itself upon me. It came
-as part of the day's work. I overheard your conversation with Miss Dolly
-that night." Significantly to Bob. That young gentleman flushed.
-
-"I have taken the liberty of destroying the report of that conversation,
-I may add. Miss Dolly is charming." With a smile. "I, also, had a record
-of your conversation with these three gentlemen"--indicating Dan,
-Clarence and Dickie--"after they entered your room one night, via the
-trellis and the window. That conversation introduced me into the
-domestic drama. I became an actor in it whether I would or not. But for
-my whispered instructions to one of my assistants in the garden, you
-three gentlemen would have been arrested." Dan stared at Clarence in
-momentary consternation. "You did not need the golf-club because my man
-removed the dog."
-
-"It seems," said Dan effusively to the monocle-man, "you have been our
-good angel. If any remuneration--?"
-
-"No," answered the monocle-man. "What I have done for you was only
-incidental and my reward was the enjoyment I got out of the affair--in
-watching how the threads crossed and recrossed, and how they tangled and
-untangled. It was better than going to a show. It made work a pleasure.
-Besides, I shall be well rewarded for what I have accomplished in
-another direction." Looking toward the cell.
-
-"I tried to get him in England and failed. In France, the story was the
-same. He is rather a remarkable personality. A born criminal and an
-actor, as well! Of good family, he wedged his way into society, through
-the all-round amateur athletic route. He was generally well liked." Bob
-thought of Miss Gerald and looked down. He couldn't help wondering if
-she would not greatly have preferred his (Bob's) occupying that cell,
-instead of the other man who had seemed to interest her so much.
-
-"Now for Mrs. Dan," observed the commodore, jubilantly waving the
-stenographic report. "This will bring her to time."
-
-"And my wife, too!" said Clarence with equal joy.
-
-"I thought I would save you gentlemen some trouble and so have already
-placed the report in the ladies' hands," said the monocle-man affably.
-"Indeed, they came to me afterward and told me they had been shamefully
-deceived. Mrs. Dan looked as if she had had a good cry--from joy, no
-doubt. Mrs. Clarence's voice was tremulous. Same cause, I am sure. I
-think you will find them contrite and anxious to make up."
-
-"This is great," said Dan.
-
-"Glorious!" observed Clarence.
-
-"Think of it! No public disgrace!"
-
-"No being held up as monsters in the press!"
-
-"It's too good to be true." The commodore threw out his arms and
-advanced toward the monocle-man.
-
-But the latter waved him away. "Save your embraces for your wives," he
-observed.
-
-"I love all the world," said Dan.
-
-"Me, too!" from Clarence.
-
-"I presume I am free to take my departure, gentlemen?" said Bob, rising.
-
-"You are free as the birds of the air for all of me," answered the
-monocle-man.
-
-"Hold on one moment," begged the commodore. "No; I'm not going to detain
-you forcibly. As a friend I ask you to wait." Bob paused. "I'm a good
-fellow," said Dan effusively, "and I don't wish the world harm. I don't
-want you to go wandering around any more as you are. Why, you're a
-regular Frankenstein. You're an iron automaton that goes about trampling
-on people. After all I've gone through, I have charity toward others. I
-won't have you treading on people's finer sensibilities and smashing
-connubial peace and comfort all to splinters."
-
-"But what can I do?" suggested Bob. He meant the three weeks weren't yet
-up.
-
-"Here's what I propose to Clarence and Dickie. I see now you'll win,
-anyhow. You've got the grit and the nerve. So as long as we have simply
-got to pay in the end, why not do so at once and so spare others?
-That'll be the way I'll pay him." Alluding to the monocle-man. "It's my
-way of showing my gratitude for what he's done. And now I think of it, I
-can't see that I ought to blame you so much, Bob, for all that has
-transpired."
-
-"Oh, you don't?" With faint irony.
-
-"No; you only did what you had to, and maybe we were a little rough.
-Forget it." The commodore extended his hand.
-
-The act melted Bob. He took it. "Good friends, once more!" chirped Dan,
-and extended an arm to include Clarence. "You've won. The money's fairly
-yours, Bob. Only as a personal favor, I ask you to be, at once, as you
-were. Be your old natural self immediately."
-
-"I'll pay my share to have him that way again," said Clarence heartily.
-"I want to spare the world too. Besides, he's won all right enough."
-
-"It's three weeks or nothing from me," said Dickie. "You chaps may want
-to spare the world, but I don't want to spare him."
-
-"I'll pay for Dickie," replied good old Dan. "And gladly!"
-
-Dickie shrugged. Dan wrote out a check. "Congratulations!" he said. "And
-for us, too!" Turning to Clarence. "Think of the thousands in alimony it
-might have cost us!"
-
-"We've simply got to call a halt on old Bob," said Clarence fervently.
-"Bet's off! We lose."
-
-Bob took the check. "I believe I am entitled to it, for I certainly
-would have stuck it out now. I am sure I wouldn't do it all over again,
-though, for ten times the amount. Nevertheless, I thank you." He shook
-himself. "Free! Isn't it great? Will you do something for me?" To the
-monocle-man.
-
-"Gladly," was the reply. "I was secretly informed of that wager of yours
-and I was immensely interested in your little social experiment. You see
-I make my living by prevarication and subterfuges. And that"--with a
-laugh--"is more than a man can make by telling the truth. It's a wicked
-world. Fraud and humbug are trumps."
-
-"What I want you to do," said Bob, ignoring this homily, "is to express
-my grip to New York. Also, tell Miss Gerald that I've gone and kindly
-thank Mrs Ralston and Miss Gerald for asking me down."
-
-"Why don't you thank them yourself?"
-
-"I think they would be more pleased if I complied with the formalities
-by proxy."
-
-"Shall I add you had a charming time?"
-
-"You may use your own judgment."
-
-Bob walked to the door.
-
-"I guess it's I who am crazy," said the maniac-doctor, again waking up.
-
-
-
-
- CHAPTER XXIII--MAKING GOOD
-
-
-Bob sent dad a modest-sized check the next day. "Result of hustling," he
-wrote. "Spend freely. There'll be more coming presently." Then Bob went
-down on the narrow road that isn't straight, but that has a crook in it.
-He stopped somewhere near the crook, and entering an office greeted a
-melancholy-looking man who had "bad business" and "country going to pot"
-written all over his face. The melancholy man was a club acquaintance.
-
-"What's the most abused and worst thing on the street that isn't
-straight?" said Bob debonairly.
-
-"That's right. Call us names," replied the melancholy man with a sigh.
-"Everybody's doing it."
-
-"Have you got something so awful people turn their heads away when you
-speak of it?"
-
-"There's the Utopian," observed the other. "Only a buzzard would get
-near it."
-
-"Do they call the promoter a thief?"
-
-"They do."
-
-"And is he crazy?"
-
-"He is. It's either jail or a lunatic asylum for him."
-
-Bob handed what was left of the commodore's check to the melancholy man.
-"Buy Utopian," he said.
-
-"All right," answered the melancholy man listlessly. He was beyond
-feeling any emotion.
-
-"I believe in Utopian," observed Bob. "I have here," touching his
-forehead, "inside information that it is an excellent little railroad
-property."
-
-"Oh, it isn't a railroad," said the melancholy man. "It's--"
-
-"Don't tell me what it is," retorted Bob. "Repeat some of those things
-the world calls the promoter."
-
-The melancholy man was obliging.
-
-"Heavens! He must be an awful honest man!" said Bob and started toward
-the door, where he turned. "Pyramid with the profits." And Bob walked
-out.
-
-That afternoon he went to a real-estate man and asked where he could
-lease a small factory. While at college he had invented a small
-appliance for automobiles, which he felt sure was good and would commend
-itself to manufacturers. Bob knew about all there was to know about a
-car. After he had looked at several old deserted buildings on the
-outskirts, any one of which might answer his purpose, Bob strolled into
-a number of automobile agencies near Columbus Square, and showed them
-his little patent. The men in charge were willing to express an opinion;
-several appeared interested. Of course, Bob would ultimately have to go
-to the "higher-ups," but he wanted first to find out what these
-practical chaps thought. One of them even asked Bob if he wanted a
-partner? Bob didn't. He had all the capital needed, he replied.
-
-He was taking a serious sober view of life now. He felt himself no
-longer "darn fool Bob," or careless Bob, or lazy Bob. He might have done
-something with his little device long ago, but he had forgotten all
-about it. Its creation had been a passing whim. Bob really had a good
-head for machinery though, and now he was beginning to feel out his
-path. He wanted to work hard, too, which was a novel sensation. It felt,
-also, like a permanent sensation. Meeting several chaps, he refused
-their invitations to partake of the sparkling, much to their surprise,
-as heretofore he had been a prince of good fellows. Henceforth, however,
-he was going to be king of himself.
-
-That night, in the old home, in the old square, Dolly called him up by
-telephone.
-
-"How _could_ you disappoint me so!" said jolly little pal. "The idea of
-your just pretending to be a burglar."
-
-"Me, pretend?" Bob laughed. "I say, that's good. Didn't I tell you all
-along I wasn't?"
-
-"But why didn't you _make_ me believe you weren't?" retorted little pal
-reproachfully. "To think of your deceiving me like that!"
-
-"Deceive you? That's good, too. Why, I told you again and again I was
-just a plain ordinary person. You were just bound to idealize me!"
-
-There was a brief pause. "Are you so disappointed in me, you are going
-to disown me now?" continued Bob.
-
-"No-a. I'm still your jolly little pal. Only to think though, there
-never was a chance for those adjoining cells, after all!"
-
-"Well, there seemed a good chance, anyhow."
-
-"Yes, it was nice and exciting while it lasted." The temperamental
-little thing sighed. "It's awful humdrum up here now."
-
-Bob didn't ask any questions about the people up there. "You ought to
-have fallen in love with the hammer-thrower," he said. "He was the real
-thing."
-
-"I suppose I should have," she seemed to agree. "Wasn't I stupid? Never
-mind. Say something nice."
-
-"Like you," said Bob.
-
-"Heaps? I need cheering."
-
-"Heaps."
-
-"Much obliged. You're awfully good. What are you doing this evening?"
-
-"I was sitting by the fire in dad's old-fashioned den, thinking and
-dreaming."
-
-"All alone?"
-
-"Entirely."
-
-"What were you thinking of?"
-
-"Machinery. And a factory."
-
-"And will it have a tall chimney that belches smoke?"
-
-"I trust ultimately to attain to the kind of a chimney you refer to. At
-present, I shall have to content myself with a comparatively
-insignificant one. I have visions of a chimney four hundred feet high
-some day."
-
-"Belching ugly smoke?"
-
-"It won't look ugly to me. It'll look blissful."
-
-The biggest sigh of all quivered from afar. "Another dream shattered!
-My! but I'm growing up fast. I feel a million years old. Anyhow, I'll
-never marry Dickie."
-
-"Wouldn't if I were you. He doesn't fight fair. Before he got through
-he'd have all your dad's chimneys, as well as his own, and then he'd put
-you on an allowance. You'd have to account for every pin and needle you
-bought."
-
-"Yes; I know. When I do find the right man I'll bring him to you and let
-you pass in judgment. You shall tell me whether I can or can't."
-
-"All right--though isn't that rather a paternal prerogative?"
-
-"Oh, dad always lets me do what I want. You're the only man that has
-ever dared oppose me."
-
-"But suppose I did oppose you in a matter of such importance?"
-
-Miss Dolly thought. "We won't cross that bridge before we come to it.
-You said you were thinking _and_ dreaming. I know what you were thinking
-about. Now, what were you dreaming about all by your lonely, sitting by
-the fire?"
-
-Bob was glad he didn't have to blurt out the truth any more. He evaded.
-"Did I say dreaming?" he asked.
-
-"You did. Was it of some one?"
-
-"Pooh! What nonsense!"
-
-"Oh, it isn't nonsense to do that."
-
-"I was only thinking of chimneys and things like that," returned Bob.
-That was an out-and-outer. He shuddered to think of the answer he would
-have had to make a few days ago.
-
-"Never mind," said the jolly little pal. "You needn't tell me. There are
-some things we keep locked up, forever and ever, in the inner sanctums
-of our hearts, aren't there?" Sadly. "And we die and they are buried
-with us. Oh, dear! I'm beginning to feel dreadful. Only jolly little pal
-is awfully sorry." For him, she meant. Bob winced. "I hate to think of
-you sitting there, poor dear, all alone, and--and--"
-
-"I'm having a bully time--honest," said Bob. "I really am. I'm planning
-out my future. I'm going to do something. I'm tired of being nothing.
-I'll work right with the workmen at first."
-
-"And you will be all perspirey and covered with soot?" In horror.
-
-"I'll be worse than that. I'll be sweaty and covered with soot," said
-Bob practically.
-
-Dolly groaned. "It seems to me as if everything is upside down."
-
-"No. Downside down. 'Life is real; life is earnest,'" he quoted,
-laughing.
-
-"Oh, dear! That solemn sound! I can tell you are terribly determined."
-He did not answer. "Well, good-by, great, big, perspirey--I mean sweaty,
-sooty old pal!"
-
-"Good-by, Dolly. And thank you for calling me up. It did me good to hear
-little pal's voice. Wish me luck."
-
-"I'll send you a horseshoe to-morrow," she laughed. And then suddenly,
-as an afterthought-- "By the way, I have a 'fession to make."
-
-"All right. 'Fess ahead."
-
-"Well, I don't suppose I really and truly--deep down, you know--actually
-ever did quite think you were a regular burglar. I guess it was the
-dramatic situation that appealed to me. I've often thought I had
-'histrionic ability' and you did make such a big, bold, handsome,
-darling make-believe burglar to play with, I just couldn't resist."
-
-"I understand!" said Bob. "I guess--deep down--I guessed as much." And
-rang off.
-
-Bob went back to the fireplace. Was he dreaming now or only thinking?
-Dolly's voice had taken him back to Mrs. Ralston's, and the coals now
-framed a face. He looked quickly from them, his eyes following the smoke
-of his pipe. But the smoke now framed the face. Bob half-closed his eyes
-an instant, then resolutely he laid down his pipe and went to bed. Dad
-had closed the rather spacious old-fashioned house when he went away,
-and a momentary feeling of loneliness assailed Bob, as he realized there
-was no other person in the place, but he fought it down. Work was his
-incentive now--hard work--
-
-The next day he learned they had lodged the promoter in jail. The big
-men had gone gunning for him, and, as usual, they got him. They got the
-"Utopian," too. They took that because there wasn't anything else to
-take. Incidentally, they discredited the broker's statement that no one
-but a buzzard would go near it. Or, maybe, some of the big men were
-buzzards in disguise. Anyhow, they had the Utopian on their hands, and
-after they had settled with the promoter who had dared cross the trail
-of the big interests in his operations, they poked their fingers into
-Utopian and prodded it and examined it more carefully and discovered
-that with "honest judicial management" and a proper application of more
-funds that which had been but an odorous prospect might be converted
-into a "property." The promoter had taken funds which he shouldn't so he
-was out of their way, until he got pardoned.
-
-The Utopian accordingly now began to soar. There were plenty of people
-who would sniff at it in its new aspect, and take a bite, too. A shoal
-of speculators wanted to get aboard. That "honest management" was a
-bait; that "property" probability became a "sure thing." Big names were
-juggled in little offices. The usual thing happened--just one of those
-common occurrences hardly worth describing--only later it would probably
-be included in a congressional investigation and there would be a few
-reverberations at Albany. Bob pulled out in about two days.
-
-"How'd you know?" said the broker.
-
-"Fellow feeling. Been called a thief and a crazy man, myself."
-
-"What you want to buy now? The next rankest thing I know of is--"
-
-Bob shook his head. "Never again. Good-by forever."
-
-"Good-by," said the melancholy man. He thought he would see Bob down
-there again some day, but he never did. Bob went to a bank and opened an
-account. He wasn't exactly rich but he had a nice comfortable feeling.
-Moreover he expected to build solidly. He leased the factory and then he
-went to work. Dad came home. He didn't seem much interested in what Bob
-was doing. He loafed around and told fish stories. Bob got up about five
-a.m. but dad didn't arise until nine. Sometimes he had his breakfast in
-bed and had his man bring him the newspaper. Bob didn't have a man,
-though he soon began to prosper. The device was considered necessary in
-the trade; it proved practical.
-
-Bob added to his factory and built a fair-sized chimney. Dreamily he
-wondered if it would realize jolly little chum's idea of a chimney. He
-had to cut out all the social functions now for he was so tired when he
-got home he wanted only his dinner and his pipe and bed. Dad, however,
-stayed out late. He remarked once he thought he would learn to tango.
-Bob never knew though whether he carried out the idea or not.
-
-The newspapers, a few months later, apprised Bob that Gee-gee had landed
-the grand duke. A snapshot revealed him imbibing from Gee-gee's
-Cinderella slipper. Possibly the grand duke was enraged over the
-snap-shot. More likely, however, he didn't care; he was so high up he
-could do anything and snap his fingers at the world. Bob permitted
-himself a little recreation; out of mild curiosity, he went to see
-Gee-gee. She now had a fair-sized part and was talked about.
-Incidentally, she had acquired a few additional wriggles.
-
-His Vivacious Highness sat in a box and Gee-gee wriggled mostly for him.
-She hardly looked at the audience, but the audience didn't act offended.
-It applauded. Gee-gee's dream had come true. She was a star. And to her
-credit she reached out a helping hand to Gid-up. The latter now said
-more than "Send for the doctor." She had eight lines--which was
-certainly getting on some. Bob, however, didn't notice Dan or Clarence
-in the audience. They were probably billing and cooing at home now. Only
-grand dukes can afford to toy with Gee-gees. Bob didn't stay to see and
-hear it all for a little of Gee-gee went a long way, and besides, he had
-to get up early. Dad though, who accompanied Bob, said he would stay
-right through.
-
-Once on Fifth Avenue, Bob passed Miss Gerald; she was just getting out
-of her car. An awful temptation seized him to stop, but he managed to
-suppress it, for he had himself fairly in hand by this time. He saw they
-would almost meet, but there were many people and, in the press, he
-didn't have to see her. So he didn't. He felt sure she would cut him if
-he did. It was the first foolish thing he had done for some time; he
-realized that when he got away. But what was he to do? He objected to
-being cut, and by her, of all persons. He regretted the incident very
-much. It hurt his pride and, of course, he had earned her dislike.
-
-Bob hied him factoryward and toiled mightily that day. It was
-work--work--though to what end? If he only knew! He had tried to tell
-himself that he was learning to forget, that he was becoming reconciled
-to the inevitable, but that quick glimpse he had caught of her from a
-distance, before he drifted by with the others, had set his pulses
-tingling. For a moment now Bob gave way to dreaming; the day was almost
-done. He sat with his head on his hand and his elbow on the desk. He had
-shown he was more than a dancing man. He would now have to fight an even
-harder battle. He would have to take her out of his heart and mind.
-
-But he couldn't do that. It was impossible, when his whole nature
-clamored for her. He yielded now to the dubious luxury of thinking of
-her. He hoped he wouldn't see her again and then gradually he would win
-in that fight against nature--or do his best to. Yes; he must do his
-best; he must, he repeated to himself, closing a firm hand resolutely.
-Then he started and stared--at a vision standing before him.
-
-"Why did you cut me to-day?"
-
-
-
-
- CHAPTER XXIV--AT THE PORTALS
-
-
-It was some time before Bob recovered sufficiently to answer.
-Fortunately they were alone in Bob's private office. From below came the
-sound of hammers, but that and the dingy surroundings did not seem to
-disconcert her. She looked at Bob coldly, the violet eyes full of
-directness.
-
-"I--well, I feared you would cut me," stammered Bob. "Won't--won't you
-sit down?"
-
-"No, thank you. At least, not yet. I," accusingly, "am not accustomed to
-being cut, and if any of my friends cut me, I want to know why. That's
-why I am here."
-
-She was her father's daughter at that moment--straight, forceful.
-
-"But," said Bob eagerly, looking once more the way he used to, before he
-had got into this sobering business of manufacturer, "that's just the
-point. You see I felt I had somehow forfeited my right to be one of your
-friends. I felt out of the pale."
-
-"Do you think you deserve to forfeit the right?"
-
-"I--perhaps. I don't know. I'm very confused about all that happened at
-your aunt's place."
-
-Was that the shadow of a smile on the proud lips? Bob wasn't looking at
-her. He dared not. He was talking to a drawing of his device.
-
-"Perhaps you have heard of that confounded wager," he went on. "I told
-you why I--I didn't want to see you. At least, I think I did."
-
-"I have a vague impression of something of the kind," said the girl.
-
-"And there you are," observed Bob helplessly. "It was an awful muddle,
-all right. You certainly punished me some, though. Honestly, if I
-offended you, you did get back good and hard."
-
-"Did I?" said she tentatively. "Is that a drawing of it on the wall?"
-She was looking at the device.
-
-"Yes. That's what I make."
-
-"Won't you show me around?"
-
-Bob did, walking as in a dream among the dingy workmen who paused as the
-vision passed. For a long time they talked--just plain ordinary talk.
-Then he told her how he was inventing something else and Miss Gerald
-listened while all differences seemed magically to have dropped between
-them. Drinking deep of the joy of the moment, Bob yielded to the
-unadulterated happiness that went with being near her. He forgot all
-about the long future when he would see her no more.
-
-Finally Miss Gerald got up to go. They had returned to Bob's office and
-she had seated herself in a shabby old chair.
-
-Bob's face fell. His heart had been beating fast and the old light had
-come to his eyes.
-
-"Going?" he said awkwardly.
-
-"Yes."
-
-She put out her hand and Bob took it, looking into her eyes. Then--he
-never knew how it happened--he had her in his arms. Bang! bang! went
-Bob's hammers below and they seemed to be competing with the beating of
-his heart. At length the girl stirred slightly. She was wonderful in her
-proud compliance to Bob's somewhat chaotic and over-powering expression
-of his emotions. "I suffered, too, a little, perhaps," she said.
-
-That nearly completed Bob's undoing. "You! you!" he said, holding her
-from him and regarding her face eagerly, devouringly.
-
-"Yes," the proud lips curled a little, "I haven't really a heart of
-stone, you know."
-
-Then Bob became chaotic once more for it was as if heaven had been
-hurled at him. He spoke burning words of truth and this time they did
-not get him into trouble. She drank them all in, too. Then he began to
-ask questions in that same chaotic manner. He was so masterful she had
-to answer.
-
-"Yes, yes," she said, "of course, I do."
-
-"When did it begin?"
-
-"A long, long time ago."
-
-"You have loved me a long time?" he exulted and drew a deep breath. "A
-moment ago I was pondering on the problems of life and wondering what
-was the use of it all? Now--" He paused.
-
-"Now?" said the girl and her eyes were direct and clear. The love light
-in them--for it was that--shone as the light of stars.
-
-Bob threw out his arms. "Life is great," he said.
-
-A moment they stood apart and looked at each other. "It can't be," said
-Bob. "It is too much to believe. I certainly must prove it once more."
-
-"One moment," said Miss Gerald. "Dolly told me you kissed her."
-
-"I did."
-
-"Why, if as you say, it was only I--?"
-
-Bob was silent.
-
-"Did--did she ask you to?"
-
-Bob did not answer.
-
-"You don't answer?" The violet eyes studied him discerningly.
-
-"All I can say is I did kiss her." He would not betray jolly little pal.
-
-The violet eyes looked satisfied. "You have answered," she said. "I
-think I understand the situation thoroughly."
-
-Bob impetuously wanted to demonstrate once more that she was really
-she--that it wasn't a dream--but she held him back and looked into his
-eyes. "You've said a good many things," said Miss Gerald. "But there's
-one you haven't."
-
-"What?"
-
-"It's one you really ought to ask, after all this demonstration."
-
-"Oh!" said Bob loudly. "Will you marry me?"
-
-"Yes," she answered. And for the first time voluntarily offered him her
-lips.
-
-Suddenly the sound of hammers stopped.
-
-"What's happening?" she asked.
-
-"Closing time. May I see you to your car?"
-
-"Yes," she laughed, "if you will get in."
-
-"I'll get in if you won't be ashamed of having a rather dingy-looking
-individual by your side?"
-
-"I'm proud of you, Bob," said her father's daughter. "And I believe in
-you."
-
-"And--?" he suggested.
-
-"I love you," she said simply.
-
-Bob tried to say something, but words didn't seem to come. Then silently
-he opened the door and they passed out. He helped her in the car and
-held a small gloved hand all the way down Fifth Avenue. Young people who
-can be cruel are, also, capable of going to the other extreme. It wasn't
-Fifth Avenue for Bob. It was Paradise.
-
-Dad heard the news that night. "Of course," he said. "I expected it."
-Then, with a twinkle of the eye. "But I'm glad you got started in life
-for yourself first, son. I was afraid you would ask her before you had
-the right."
-
-"You afraid? Then you did suggest my doing it, just to try me, to see
-what kind of stuff I was made of? I thought so. I told her so." Bob's
-eyes now began to twinkle. "Sure that's all you did, dad, to find out if
-I was a real man or a sawdust one?"
-
-"Perhaps I did misrepresent slightly the state of the parental
-exchequer. As a matter of fact, I'm still pretty well off, Bob. Though
-they did bounce me a little, I was not so much ruined as I let people
-think. I didn't deny those bankruptcy stories, because I wanted you to
-make good, dear boy. And you have!" There was pride and affection in
-dad's tones. "But now that you have, there will be no further need to
-continue that Japanese custom. I have ample for my simple needs and a
-little left over to go fishing with."
-
-Bob might have protested, but just at that moment a car swung in front
-of the house, where it stopped. On the back seat sat a lady. The driver
-got out and started up the steps to dad's house. By this time Bob was
-coming down the steps. He hastened to the lady.
-
-"So good of you!" he said, his eyes alight. "I ordered to-day that car
-of my own," he added, leaning over the door.
-
-"Are you sure you can afford it yet?" she laughed.
-
-"Sure. And it will be a beauty. As fit for you as any car could be!"
-
-"Are you going like that--hatless?" she asked.
-
-"I--well, I was wondering if I couldn't induce you to come in for a
-moment?" Eagerly. "Want you to meet dad. Or shall I bring him out here?"
-
-"I'll go in, of course," she said, rising at once. "And I shall be very
-glad."
-
-"He--he was only trying me out, after all," spoke Bob as he opened the
-door of the car. "That advice, I mean. You remember? And he pretended to
-be broke, too, just to test me. He told me just now."
-
-"I think I shall like your father," said Miss Gerald.
-
-"Oh, we're bully chums!"
-
-By this time they were in the house. Bob took her by the hand and led
-her to dad.
-
-"I remember your mother and I knew your father," said dad, when Bob had
-presented him. "Your mother was very beautiful."
-
-Gwendoline thanked him, while Bob gazed upon her with adoring eyes.
-
-"Isn't she wonderful, dad?" he said.
-
-"Wonderful, indeed," said dad fondly, a little sadly. Perhaps he was
-thinking of the time when his own bride had stood right there, in the
-home he had bought for her. Perhaps he saw her eyes with the light of
-love in them--eyes long since closed. "I trust you will not think me
-trite if I say, God bless you," murmured dad.
-
-"I won't think you trite at all," said Gwendoline Gerald, approaching
-nearer to dad. "I think it very nice."
-
-"And would you think me trite if I--?"
-
-Dad's meaning was apparent for Gwendoline's golden head bent toward him
-and dad's lips just brushed the fair brow.
-
-"I'm very glad. I think Bob will make a good husband. He will have to
-set himself a high mark though, to deserve you, my dear."
-
-"That's just what I keep telling her myself," observed Bob. He
-experienced anew a touch of that chaotic feeling but didn't give way to
-it on account of dad's being there.
-
-"Don't set the mark too high, or you may leave me far behind," laughed
-Gwendoline Gerald. "By the way I've asked Dolly to be first bridesmaid
-and she has consented. Said she supposed that was the 'next best thing,'
-though I can't imagine what she meant."
-
-"That's jolly," said Bob. He thrilled at these little delicious details
-of the approaching event. "But I suppose we should be going now."
-
-"Is it the opera?" asked dad.
-
-Bob answered that it was. "She insisted on coming for me in her car," he
-laughed. "Would have had one myself now if I had imagined anything like
-this. It was rather sudden, you know."
-
-"It looks as if I made him do it," said the girl with a laugh. "I went
-right to his office, and that, after his refusing me once, when I
-proposed to him."
-
-"Did you do that, Bob?"
-
-"Well, I didn't believe she meant it. Did you?" To Miss Gerald.
-
-"That's telling," said Gwendoline, and looked so inviting in that
-wonderful opera costume, so white and tall and alluring, so many other
-things calculated to fire a young man's soul, that Bob had difficulty
-not to resort to extreme masculine measures to make her tell.
-
-"Hope you have a pleasant evening," observed dad politely as they went
-out together, a couple the neighbors might well find excuse to stare at.
-
-"Oh, I guess we'll manage to pull through," said Bob.
-
-Their first evening out all alone by themselves in great, big gay New
-York! It was nice and shadowy, too, in the big limousine where the dim
-light spiritualized the girl's beauty.
-
-"Tell now," he urged, "what I asked you in there?"
-
-"Did I mean it?" Her starry eyes met his. "Perhaps a little bit. But I'm
-glad you didn't accept. I'm glad it came out the other way," she
-laughed.
-
-Bob forgot there was a possibility of some one peering in and seeing
-them. Those laughing lips were such a tremendous lure. Then they both
-sat very still. Wheels sang around them; there was magic in the air.
-
-"Just think of it!" said Bob with sudden new elation.
-
-"What?"
-
-"Why, there'll be nights and nights like this," he said, as if he had
-made an important new discovery.
-
-"And 'then some'!" added the classical young goddess non-classically and
-gaily, as they turned into the Great White Way.
-
- THE END
-
-
-
-
- By FREDERIC S. ISHAM
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- NOTHING BUT THE TRUTH
-
- By
-
- FREDERIC S. ISHAM
-
- Author of
- The Strollers, Under the Rose,
- The Social Buccaneer, Etc.
-
- INDIANAPOLIS
- THE BOBBS-MERRILL COMPANY
- PUBLISHERS
-
-
-
-
- Copyright 1914
- The Bobbs-Merrill Company
-
- PRESS OF
- BRAUNWORTH & CO.
- BOOKBINDERS AND PRINTERS
- BROOKLYN, N. Y.
-
-
-
-
- Table of Contents
-
- THE TEMERITY OF BOB
- A TRY-OUT
- AN INAUSPICIOUS BEGINNING
- A CHAT ON THE LINKS
- TRIVIALITIES
- DINNER
- VARYING VICISSITUDES
- NEW COMPLICATIONS
- ANOTHER SURPRISE
- INTO BONDAGE
- FISHING
- JUST ONE THING AFTER ANOTHER
- AN ENFORCED REST CURE
- MUTINY
- AN EXTRAORDINARY INTERVIEW
- PLAYING WITH BOB
- A GOOD DEAL OF GEE-GEE
- A FORMIDABLE ADVERSARY
- BOB FORGETS HIMSELF
- HAND-READING
- HEART OF STONE
- A REAL BENEFACTOR
- MAKING GOOD
- AT THE PORTALS
-
-
-
-
- NOTHING BUT THE TRUTH
-
-
-
-
- CHAPTER I--THE TEMERITY OF BOB
-
-
-"It can't be done."
-
-"Of course, it can."
-
-"A man couldn't survive the ordeal."
-
-"Could do it myself."
-
-The scene was the University Club. The talk spread over a good deal of
-space, as talk will when pink cocktails, or "green gardens in a glass"
-confront, or are in front of, the talkees. Dickie said it couldn't be
-done and Bob said it was possible and that he could do it. He might not
-have felt such confidence had it not been for the verdant stimulation.
-He could have done anything just then, so why not this particular feat
-or stunt? And who was this temerarious one and what was he like?
-
-As an excellent specimen of a masculine young animal, genus homo, Bob
-Bennett was good to look on. Some of those young ladies who wave banners
-when young men strain their backs and their arms and their legs in the
-cause of learning, had, in the days of the not remote past, dubbed him,
-sub rosa, the "blue-eyed Apollo." Some of the fellows not so
-euphemistically inclined had, however, during that same glorious period
-found frequent occasion to refer to him less classically, if more
-truthfully, as "that darn fool, Bob Bennett." That was on account of a
-streak of wildness in him, for he was a free bold creature, was Bob.
-Conventional bars and gates chafed him. He may have looked like a
-"blue-eyed Apollo," but his spirit had the wings of a wild goose, than
-which there are no faster birds--for a wild goose is the biplane of the
-empyrean.
-
-Now that Bob had ceased the chase for learning and was out in the wide
-world, he should have acquired an additional sobriquet--that of
-"Impecunious Bob." It would have fitted his pecuniary condition very
-nicely. Once he had had great expectations, but alas!--dad had just
-"come a cropper." They had sheared him on the street. The world in
-general didn't know about it yet, but Bob did.
-
-"We're broke, Bob," said dad that very morning.
-
-"That's all right, Gov.," said Bob. "Can you get up?"
-
-"I can't even procure a pair of crutches to hobble with," answered dad.
-
-"Never mind," observed Bob magnanimously. "You've done pretty well by me
-up to date. Don't you worry or reproach yourself. I'm not going to heap
-abuse on those gray hairs."
-
-"Thanks, Bob." Coolly. "_I'm_ not worrying. You see, it's up to you
-now."
-
-"Me?" Bob stared.
-
-"Yes. You see I believe in the Japanese method."
-
-"What's that?" Uneasily.
-
-"Duty of a child to support his parent, when said child is grown up!"
-
-Bob whistled. "Say, Gov., do you mean it?"
-
-"Gospel truth, Bob."
-
-Bob whistled again. "Not joking?"
-
-"'Pon honor!" Cheerfully.
-
-"I never did like the Japanese," from Bob, sotto voce. "Blame lot of
-heathens--that's what they are!"
-
-"I've got a dollar or two that I owe tucked away where no one can find
-it except me," went on dad, unmindful of Bob's little soliloquy. "That
-will have to last until you come to the rescue."
-
-"Gee! I'm glad you were thoughtful enough for that!" ejaculated the
-young man. "Sure you can keep it hidden?"
-
-"Burglars couldn't find it," said dad confidently, "let alone my
-creditors--God bless them! But it won't last long, Bob. Bear that in
-mind. It'll be a mighty short respite."
-
-"Oh, I'll not forget it. If--if it's not an impertinence, may I ask what
-_you_ are going to do, dad?"
-
-"I'm contemplating a fishing trip, first of all, and after that--quien
-sabe? Some pleasure suitable to my retired condition will undoubtedly
-suggest itself. I may take up the study of philosophy. Confucius has
-always interested me. They say it takes forty years to read him and then
-forty years to digest what you have read. The occupation would, no
-doubt, prove adequate. But don't concern yourself about that, dear boy.
-I'll get on. You owe me a large debt of gratitude. I'm thrusting a great
-responsibility on you. It should be the making of you." Bob had his
-secret doubts. "Get out and hustle, dear boy. It's up to you, now!" And
-he spread out his hands in care-free fashion and smiled blandly. No
-Buddha could have appeared more complacent--only instead of a lotus
-flower, Bob's dad held in his hand a long black weed, the puffing of
-which seemed to afford a large measure of ecstatic satisfaction. "Go!"
-He waved the free hand. "My blessing on your efforts."
-
-Bob started to go, and then he lingered. "Perhaps," he said, "you can
-tell me _what_ I am going to do?"
-
-"Don't know." Cheerfully.
-
-"What _can_ I do?" Hopelessly.
-
-"Couldn't say."
-
-"I don't know _anything_."
-
-"Ha! ha!" Dad laughed, as if son had sprung a joke. "Well, that is a
-condition experience will remove. Experience _and_ hard knocks," he
-added.
-
-Bob swore softly. His head was humming. No heroic purpose to get out and
-fight his way moved him. He didn't care about shoveling earth, or
-chopping down trees. He had no frenzied desire to brave the
-sixty-below-zero temperature of the Klondike in a mad search for gold.
-In a word, he didn't feel at all like the heroes in the books who
-conquer under almost impossible conditions in the vastnesses of the
-"open," and incidentally whallop a few herculean simple-minded sons of
-nature, just to prove that breed is better than brawn.
-
-"Of course, I could give you a little advice, Bob," said the governor
-softly. "If you should find hustling a bit arduous for one of your
-luxurious nature, there's an alternative. It is always open to a young
-man upon whom nature has showered her favors."
-
-"Don't know what you mean by that last," growled Bob, who disliked
-personalities. "But what is the alternative to hustling?"
-
-"Get married," said dad coolly.
-
-Bob changed color. Dad watched him keenly.
-
-"There's always the matrimonial market for young men who have not
-learned to specialize. I've known many such marriages to turn out
-happily, too. Marrying right, my boy, is a practical, not a sentimental
-business."
-
-Bob looked disgusted.
-
-"There's Miss Gwendoline Gerald, for example. Millions in her own name,
-and--"
-
-"Hold on, dad!" cried Bob. His face was flaming now. The blue eyes
-gleamed almost fiercely.
-
-"I knew you were acquainted," observed dad softly, still studying him.
-"Besides she's a beautiful girl and--"
-
-"Drop it, dad!" burst from Bob. "We've never had a quarrel, but--"
-Suddenly he realized his attitude was actually menacing. And toward
-dad--his own dad! "I beg your pardon, sir," he muttered contritely. "I'm
-afraid I am forgetting myself. But please turn the talk."
-
-"All right," said dad. "I forgive you. I was only trying to elucidate
-your position. But since it's not to be the matrimonial market, it'll
-have to be a hustle, my boy. I'm too old to make another fortune. I've
-done my bit and now I'm going to retire on my son. Sounds fair and
-equitable, doesn't it, Bob?"
-
-"I'd hate to contradict you, sir," the other answered moodily.
-
-Dad walked up to him and laid an arm affectionately upon son's broad
-shoulders. "I've the utmost confidence in you, my boy," he said, with a
-bland smile.
-
-"Thank you, sir," replied Bob. He always preserved an attitude of filial
-respect toward his one and only parent. But he tore himself away from
-dad now as soon as he could. He wanted to think. The average hero,
-thrust out into the world, has only a single load to carry. He has only
-to earn a living for himself. Bob's load was a double one and therefore
-he would have to be a double hero. Mechanically he walked on and on,
-cogitating upon his unenviable fate. Suddenly he stopped. He found
-himself in front of the club. Bob went in. And there he met Dickie,
-Clarence, Dan the doughty "commodore" and some others.
-
- * * * * *
-
-That Impecunious Bob should have said "It could be done" to Imperial
-Dickie's "It couldn't" and have allowed himself to be drawn further into
-the affair was, in itself, an impertinence. For Dickie was a person of
-importance. He had a string of simoleons so long that a
-newspaper-mathematician once computed if you spread them out, touching
-one another, they would reach half around the world. Or was it twice
-around? Anyhow, Dickie didn't have to worry about hustling, the way Bob
-did now. At the moment the latter was in a mood to contradict any one.
-He felt reckless. He was ready for almost anything--short of an
-imitation of that back-to-nature hero of a popular novel.
-
-They had been going on about that "could" and "couldn't" proposition for
-some time when some one staked Bob. That some one was promptly "called"
-by the "commodore"--as jolly a sea-dog as never trod a deck. Dan was a
-land-commodore, but he was very popular at the Yacht Club, where
-something besides waves seethed when he was around. He didn't go often
-to the University Club where he complained things were too pedagogic.
-(No one else ever complained of that.) He liked to see the decks--or
-floors--wave. Then he was in his element and would issue orders with the
-blithe abandon of a son of Neptune. There was no delay in "clapping on
-sail" when the commodore was at the helm. And if he said: "Clear the
-decks for action," there was action. When he did occasionally drift into
-the University, he brought with him the flavor of the sea. Things at
-once breezed up.
-
-Well, the commodore called that some one quick.
-
-"Five thousand he can't do it."
-
-"For how long?" says Dickie.
-
-"A week," answered the commodore.
-
-"Make it two."
-
-"Oh, very well."
-
-"Three, if you like!" from Bob, the stormy petrel.
-
-They gazed at him admiringly.
-
-"It isn't the green garden talking, is it, Bob?" asked Clarence Van
-Duzen whose sole occupation was being a director in a few
-corporations--or, more strictly speaking, _not_ being one. It took
-almost all Clarence's time to "direct" his wife, or try to.
-
-Bob looked at Clarence reproachfully. "No," he said. "I'm still master
-of all my thoughts." Gloomily. "I couldn't forget if I tried."
-
-"That's all right, then," said Dickie.
-
-Then Clarence "took" some one else who staked Bob. And Dickie did
-likewise. And there was some more talk. And then Bob staked himself.
-
-"Little short of cash at the bank just now," he observed. "But if you'll
-take my note--"
-
-"Take your word if you want," said the commodore.
-
-"No; here's my note." He gave it--a large amount--payable in thirty
-days. It was awful, but he did it. He hardly thought what he was doing.
-Having the utmost confidence he would win, he didn't stop to realize
-what a large contract he was taking on. But Dan, Dickie, Clarence and
-the others did.
-
-"Of course, you can't go away and hide," said Dickie to Bob with sudden
-suspicion.
-
-"No; you can't do that," from Clarence. "Or get yourself arrested and
-locked up for three weeks! That wouldn't be fair, old chap."
-
-"Bob understands he's got to go on in the even tenor of his way," said
-the commodore.
-
-Bob nodded. "Just as if nothing had happened!" he observed. "I'll not
-seek, or I'll not shirk. I'm on honor, you understand."
-
-"That's good enough for me!" said Dickie. "Bob's honest."
-
-"And me!" from Clarence.
-
-"And me!" from half a dozen other good souls, including the non-aqueous
-commodore.
-
-"Gentlemen, I thank you," said Bob, affected by this outburst of
-confidence. "I thank you for this display of--this display--"
-
-"Cut it!"
-
-"Cork it up! And speaking of corks--"
-
-"When does it begin?" interrupted Bob.
-
-"When you walk out of here,"
-
-"At the front door?"
-
-"When your foot touches the sidewalk, son." The commodore who was about
-forty in years sometimes assumed the paternal.
-
-"Never mind the 'son.'" Bob shuddered. "One father at a time, please!"
-And then hastily, not to seem ungracious: "I've got such a jolly good,
-real dad, you understand--"
-
-The commodore dropped the paternal. "Well, lads, here's a bumper to
-Bob," he said.
-
-"We see his finish."
-
-"No doubt of that."
-
-"To Bob! Good old Bob! Ho! ho!"
-
-"Ha! ha!" said Bob funereally.
-
-Then he got up.
-
-"Going?"
-
-"Might as well."
-
-The commodore drew out a watch.
-
-"Twelve minutes after three p.m. Monday, the twelfth of September, in
-the year of our Lord, 1813," he said. "You are all witnesses of the time
-the ball was opened?"
-
-"We are."
-
-"Good-by, Bob."
-
-"Oh, let's go with him a way!"
-
-"_Might_ be interesting," from Clarence sardonically.
-
-"It might. Least we can do is to see him start on his way rejoicing."
-
-"That's so. Come on." Which they did.
-
-Bob offered no objection. He didn't much care at the time whether they
-did or not. What would happen would. He braced himself for the
-inevitable.
-
-
-
-
- CHAPTER II--A TRY-OUT
-
-
-To tell the truth--to blurt out nothing but the truth to every one, and
-on every occasion, for three whole weeks--that's what Bob had contracted
-to do. From the point of view of the commodore and the others, the man
-who tried to fill this contract would certainly be shot, or
-electrocuted, or ridden out of town on a rail, or receive a coat of tar
-and feathers. And Bob had such a wide circle of friends, too, which
-would make his task the harder; the handsome dog was popular. He was
-asked everywhere that was anywhere and he went, too. He would certainly
-"get his." The jovial commodore was delighted. He would have a whole lot
-of fun at Bob's expense. Wasn't the latter the big boob, though? And
-wouldn't he be put through his paces? Really it promised to be
-delicious. The commodore and the others went along with Bob just for a
-little try-out.
-
-At first nothing especially interesting happened. They walked without
-meeting any one they were acquainted with. Transients! transients! where
-did they all come from? Once on their progress down the avenue the hopes
-of Bob's friends rose high. A car they knew got held up on a side street
-not far away from them. It was a gorgeous car and it had a gorgeous
-occupant, but a grocery wagon was between them and it. The commodore
-warbled blithely.
-
-"Come on, Bob. Time for a word or two!"
-
-But handsome Bob shook his head. "The 'even tenor of his way,'" he
-quoted. "I don't ordinarily go popping in and out between wheels like a
-rabbit. I'm not looking to commit suicide."
-
-"Oh, I only wanted to say: 'How do you do,'" retorted the commodore
-rather sulkily. "Or 'May I tango with you at tea this afternoon, Mrs.
-Ralston?'"
-
-"Or observe: 'How young she looks to-day, eh, Bob?'" murmured that young
-gentleman suspiciously.
-
-"Artful! Artful!" Clarence poked the commodore in the ribs. "Sly old
-sea-dog!"
-
-"Well, let's move on," yawned Dickie. "Nothing doing here."
-
-"Wait!" The commodore had an idea. "Hi, you young grocery lad, back up a
-little, will you?"
-
-"Wha' for?" said the boy, aggressive at once. Babes are born in New York
-with chips on their shoulders.
-
-"As a matter of trifling accommodation, that is all," answered the
-commodore sweetly. "On the other side of you is a stately car and we
-would hold conversation with--"
-
-"Aw, gwan! Guess I got as much right to the street as it has." And as a
-display of his "rights," he even touched up his horse a few inches, to
-intervene more thoroughly.
-
-"Perhaps now for half a dollar--" began the commodore, more
-insinuatingly. Then he groaned: "Too late!" The policeman had lifted the
-ban. The stately car turned into the avenue and was swallowed up amid a
-myriad of more or less imposing vehicles. They had, however, received a
-bow from the occupant. That was all there had been opportunity for.
-Incidentally, the small boy had bestowed upon them his parting
-compliments:
-
-"Smart old guy! You think youse--" The rest was jumbled up or lost in
-the usual cacophony of the thoroughfare.
-
-"Too bad!" murmured the commodore. "But still these three weeks are
-young."
-
-"'Three weeks!'" observed Dickie. "Sounds like plagiarism!"
-
-"Oh, Bob won't have that kind of a 'three weeks,'" snickered Clarence.
-
-"Bob's will be an expurgated edition," from the commodore, recovering
-his spirits.
-
-"Maybe we ought to make it four?"
-
-"Three will do," said Bob, who wasn't enjoying this chaffing. Every one
-they approached he now eyed apprehensively.
-
-But he was a joy-giver, if not receiver, for his tall handsome figure
-attracted many admiring glances. His striking head with its blond
-curls--they weren't exactly curls, only his hair wasn't straight, but
-clung rather wavy-like to the bold contour of his head--his careless
-stride, and that general effect of young masculinity--all this caused
-sundry humble feminine hearts to go pit-a-pat. Bob's progress, however,
-was generally followed by pit-a-pats from shop-girls and bonnet-bearers.
-Especially at the noon hour! Then Bob seemed to these humble toilers,
-like dessert, after hard-boiled eggs, stale sandwiches and pickles.
-
-But Bob was quite unaware of any approving glances cast after him. He
-was thinking, and thinking hard. He wasn't so sanguine now as he had
-been when he had left the club. What might have happened at that street
-corner appealed to him with sudden poignant force. Mrs. Ralston was of
-the _creme de la creme_. She was determined to stay young. She pretended
-to be thirty years or so younger than she was. In fact, she was rather a
-ridiculous old lady who found it hard to conceal her age. Now what if
-the commodore had found opportunity to ask that awful question? Bob
-could have made only one reply and told the truth. The largeness of his
-contract was becoming more apparent to him. He began to see himself now
-from Dan's standpoint. Incidentally, he was beginning to develop a great
-dislike for that genial land-mariner.
-
-"How about the Waldorf?" They had paused at the corner of Thirty-fourth
-Street. "May find some one there," suggested Clarence.
-
-"In Peek-a-Boo Alley?" scornfully from Dickie.
-
-"Oh, I heard there was a concert, or something upstairs," said Clarence.
-"In that you've-got-to-be-introduced room! And some of the real people
-have to walk through to get to it."
-
-Accordingly they entered the Waldorf and the commodore hustled them up
-and down and around, without, however, their encountering a single
-"real" person. There were only people present--loads of them, not from
-somewhere but from everywhere. They did the circuit several times, still
-without catching sight of a real person.
-
-"Whew! This _is_ a lonesome place!" breathed the commodore at last.
-
-"Let's depart!" disgustedly from Clarence. "Apologize for steering you
-into these barren wastes!"
-
-"What's your hurry?" said Bob, with a little more bravado. Then suddenly
-he forgot about those other three. His entranced gaze became focused on
-one. He saw only her.
-
-"Ha!" The commodore's quick glance, following Bob's, caught sight, too,
-of that wonderful face in the distance--the stunning, glowing young
-figure--that regal dream of just-budded girlhood--that superb vision in
-a lovely afternoon gown! She was followed by one or two others. One
-could only imagine her leading. There would, of course, always be
-several at her either side and quite a number dangling behind. Her lips
-were like the red rosebuds that swung negligently from her hand as she
-floated through the crowd. Her eyes suggested veiled dreams amid the
-confusion and hubbub of a topsyturvy world. She was like something
-rhythmical precipitated amid chaos. A far-away impression of a smile
-played around the corners of her proud lips.
-
-The commodore precipitated himself in her direction. Bob put out a hand
-as if to grasp him by the coat tails, but the other was already beyond
-reach and Bob's hand fell to his side. He stood passive. That was his
-part. Only he wasn't passive inwardly. His heart was beating wildly. He
-could imagine himself with her and them--those others in her train--and
-the conversation that would ensue, for he had no doubt of the
-commodore's intentions. Dan was an adept at rounding up people. Bob
-could see himself at a table participating in the conversation--prepared
-conversation, some of it! He could imagine the commodore leading little
-rivulets of talk into certain channels for his benefit. Dan would see to
-it that they would ask him (Bob) questions, embarrassing ones. That
-"advice" dad had given him weighed on Bob like a nightmare.
-Suppose--ghastly thought!--truth compelled him ever to speak of that?
-And to her! A shiver ran down Bob's backbone. Nearer she
-drew--nearer--while Bob gazed as if fascinated, full of rapturous,
-paradoxical dread. Now the commodore was almost upon her when--
-
-Ah, what was that? An open elevator?--people going in?--She, too,--those
-with her--Yes--click! a closed door! The radiant vision had vanished,
-was going upward; Bob breathed again. Think of being even paradoxically
-glad at witnessing _her_ disappear! Bob ceased now to think; stood as in
-a trance.
-
-"Why _do_ people go to concerts?" said the commodore in aggrieved tones.
-"Some queen, that!"
-
-"And got the rocks--or stocks!" from Dickie. "Owns about three of those
-railroads that are going a-begging nowadays."
-
-"Wake up, Bobbie!" some one now addressed that abstracted individual.
-
-Bob shook himself.
-
-"Old friend of yours, Miss Gwendoline Gerald, I believe?" said the
-commodore significantly.
-
-"Yes; I've known Miss Gerald for some time," said Bob coldly.
-
-"'Known for some time'--" mimicked the commodore. "Phlegmatic dog! Well,
-what shall we do now?"
-
-"Hang around until the concert's over?" suggested Dickie.
-
-"Hang around nothing!" said the commodore. "It's one of those classical
-high-jinks." Disgustedly. "Lasts so late the sufferers haven't time for
-anything after it's over. Just enough energy left to stagger to their
-cars and fall over in a comatose condition."
-
-"Suppose we _could_ go to the bar?"
-
-"Naughty! Naughty!" A sprightly voice interrupted.
-
-The commodore wheeled. "Mrs. Ralston!" he exclaimed gladly.
-
-It was the gorgeous lady of the gorgeous car.
-
-"Just finished my shopping and thought I'd have a look in here," she
-said vivaciously.
-
-"Concert, I suppose?" from the commodore, jubilantly.
-
-"Yes. Dubussy. Don't you adore Dubussy?" with schoolgirlish enthusiasm.
-Though almost sixty, she had the manners of a "just-come-out."
-
-"Nothing like it," lied the commodore.
-
-"Ah, then you, too, are a modern?" gushed the lady.
-
-"I'm so advanced," said the commodore, "I can't keep up with myself."
-
-They laughed. "Ah, silly man!" said the lady's eyes. Bob gazed at her
-and the commodore enviously. Oh, to be able once more to prevaricate
-like that! The commodore had never heard Dubussy in his life. Ragtime
-and merry hornpipes were his limits. And Mrs. Ralston was going to the
-concert, it is true, but to hear the music? Ah, no! Her box was a
-fashionable rendezvous, and from it she could study modernity in hats.
-Therein, at least, she was a modern of the moderns. She was so advanced,
-the styles had fairly to trot, or turkey-trot, to keep up with her.
-
-"Well," she said, with that approving glance women usually bestowed upon
-Bob, "I suppose I mustn't detain you busy people after that remark I
-overheard."
-
-"Oh, don't hurry," said the commodore hastily. "Between old friends--
-But I say-- By jove, you _are_ looking well. Never saw you looking so
-young and charming. Never!" It was rather crudely done, but the
-commodore could say things more bluntly than other people and "get away
-with them." He was rather a privileged character. Bob began to breathe
-hard, having a foretaste of what was to follow. And Mrs. "Willie"
-Ralston was Miss Gwendoline Gerald's aunt! No doubt that young lady was
-up in her aunt's box at this moment.
-
-"Never!" repeated the commodore. "Eh, Bob? Doesn't look a day over
-thirty," with a jovial, freehearted sailor laugh. "Does she now?"
-
-It had come. That first test! And the question had to be answered. The
-lady was looking at Bob. They were all waiting. A fraction of a second,
-or so, which seemed like a geological epoch, Bob hesitated. He had to
-reply and yet being a gentleman, how could he? No matter what it cost
-him, he would simply have to "lie like a gentleman." He--
-
-Suddenly an idea shot through his befuddled brain. Maybe Mrs. Ralston
-wouldn't know what he said, if he--? She had been numerous times to
-France, of course, but she was not mentally a heavy-weight. Languages
-might not be her forte. Presumably she had all she could do to chatter
-in English. Bob didn't know much French himself. He would take a chance
-on her, however. He made a bow which was Chesterfieldian and
-incidentally made answer, rattling it off with the swiftness of a
-boulevardier.
-
-"_Il me faut dire que, vraiment, Madame Ralston parait aussi agee
-qu'elle l'est!_" ("I am obliged to say that Mrs. Ralston appears as old
-as she is!")
-
-Then he straightened as if he had just delivered a stunning compliment.
-
-"_Merci!_" The lady smiled. She also beamed. "How well you speak French,
-Mr. Bennett!"
-
-The commodore nearly exploded. _He_ understood French.
-
-Bob expanded, beginning to breathe freely once more. "Language of
-courtiers and diplomats!" he mumbled.
-
-Mrs. Ralston shook an admonishing finger at him. "Flatterer!" she said,
-and departed.
-
-Whereupon the commodore leaned weakly against Dickie while Clarence sank
-into a chair. First round for Bob!
-
- * * * * *
-
-The commodore was the first to recover. His voice was reproachful. "Was
-_that_ quite fair?--that parleyvoo business? I don't know about it's
-being allowed."
-
-"Why not?" calmly from Bob. "Is truth confined to one tongue?"
-
-"But what about that 'even tenor of your way'?" fenced the commodore.
-"You don't, as a usual thing, go around parleyvooing--"
-
-"What about the even tenor of your own ways?" retorted Bob.
-
-"Nothing said about _that_ when we--"
-
-"No, but--how can _I_ go the even tenor, if _you_ don't go yours?"
-
-"Hum?" said the commodore.
-
-"Don't you see it's not the even tenor?" persisted Bob. "But it's your
-fault if it isn't."
-
-"Some logic in that," observed Clarence.
-
-"Maybe, we _have_ been a bit too previous," conceded the commodore.
-
-"That isn't precisely the adjective I would use," returned Bob. He found
-himself thinking more clearly now. They had all, perhaps, been stepping
-rather lightly when they had left the club. He should have thought of
-this before. But Bob's brain moved rather slowly sometimes and the
-others had been too bent on having a good time to consider all the
-ethics of the case. They showed themselves fair-minded enough now,
-however.
-
-"Bob's right," said the commodore sorrowfully. "Suppose we've got to
-eliminate ourselves from his agreeable company for the next three weeks,
-unless we just naturally happen to meet. We'll miss a lot of fun, but I
-guess it's just got to be. What about that parleyvooing business though,
-Bob?"
-
-"That's got to be eliminated, too!" from Dickie. "Why, he might tell the
-truth in Chinese."
-
-"All right, fellows," said Bob shortly. "You quit tagging and I'll talk
-United States."
-
-"Good. I'm off," said the commodore. And he went. The others followed.
-Bob was left alone. He found the solitude blessed and began to have
-hopes once more. Why, he might even be permitted to enjoy a real lonely
-three weeks, now that he had got rid of that trio. He drew out a cigar
-and began to tell himself he _was_ enjoying himself when--
-
-"Mr. Robert Bennett!" The voice of a page smote the air. It broke into
-his reflections like a shock.
-
-"Mr. Bennett!" again bawled the voice.
-
-For the moment Bob was tempted to let him slip by, but conscience
-wouldn't let him. He lifted a finger.
-
-"Message for Mr. Bennett," said the urchin.
-
-Bob took it. He experienced forebodings as he saw the dainty card and
-inscription. He read it. Then he groaned. Would Mr. Robert Bennett join
-Mrs. Ralston's house-party at Tonkton? There were a few more words in
-that impulsive lady's characteristic, vivacious style. And then there
-were two words in another handwriting that he knew. "Will you?" That
-"Will you?" wasn't signed. Bob stared at it. Would he? He had to. He was
-in honor bound, because ordinarily he would have accepted with alacrity.
-But a house-party for him, under present circumstances! He would be a
-merry guest. Ye gods and little fishes! And then some! He gave a hollow
-laugh, while the urchin gazed at him sympathetically. Evidently the
-gentleman had received bad news.
-
-
-
-
- CHAPTER III--AN INAUSPICIOUS BEGINNING
-
-
-Mrs. Ralston's house-parties were usually satisfactory affairs. She was
-fond of people, especially young people, and more especially of young
-men of the Apollo variety, though in a strictly proper, platonic and
-critical sense. Indeed, her taste in the abstract, for animated
-Praxiteles had, for well-nigh two-score of years, been unimpeachable. At
-the big gatherings in her noble country mansion, there was always a
-liberal sprinkling of decorative and animated objects of art of this
-description. She liked to ornament her porches or her gardens with husky
-and handsome young college athletes. She had an intuitive artistic taste
-for stunning living-statuary, "dressed up," of course. Bob came
-distinctly in that category. So behold him then, one fine morning, on
-the little sawed-off train that whisked common people--and sometimes a
-few notables when their cars were otherwise engaged--countryward. Bob
-had a big grip by his side, his golf sticks were in a rack and he had a
-newspaper in his hand. The sunshine came in on him but his mood was not
-sunny. An interview with dad just before leaving hadn't improved his
-spirits. He had found dad at the breakfast table examining a book of
-artificial flies, on one hand, and a big reel on the other.
-
-"Which shall it be, my son?" dad had greeted him cordially. "Trout or
-tarpon?"
-
-"I guess that's for you to decide," Robert had answered grumpily. Dad,
-in his new role, was beginning to get on Bob's nerves. Dad didn't seem
-to be at all concerned about his future. He shifted that weighty and
-momentous subject just as lightly! He acted as if he hadn't a care in
-the world.
-
-"Wish I _could_ make up my mind," he said, like a boy in some doubt how
-he can best put in his time when he plays hooky. "Minnows or whales?
-I'll toss up." He did. "Whales win. By the way, how's the hustling
-coming on?"
-
-"Don't know."
-
-"Well, don't put it off too long." Cheerfully. "I guess I can worry
-along for about three weeks."
-
-"Three weeks!" said Bob gloomily. Oh, that familiar sound!
-
-"You wouldn't have me stint myself, would you, my son?" Half
-reproachfully. "You wouldn't have dad deny himself anything?"
-
-"No," answered the other truthfully enough. As a matter of fact things
-couldn't be much worse, so he didn't much care. Fortunately, dad didn't
-ask any questions or show any curiosity about that "hustling" business.
-He seemed to take it for granted Bob would arise to the occasion and be
-as indulgent a son as he had been an indulgent dad--for he had never
-denied the boy anything. Bob softened when he thought of that. But
-confound dad's childlike faith in him, at this period of emergency. It
-made Bob nervous. He had no faith in himself that way. Dad _did_ lift
-his eyebrows just a little when Bob brought down his big grip.
-
-"Week-end?" he hazarded.
-
-"Whole week," replied Bob in a melancholy tone.
-
-"Whither?"
-
-"Tonkton."
-
-Dad beamed. "Mrs. Ralston?"
-
-"Yes."
-
-"Aunt of Miss Gwendoline Gerald, I believe?" With a quick penetrating
-glance at Bob.
-
-"Yes."
-
-"Sensible boy," observed dad, still studying him.
-
-"Oh, I'm not going for the reason you think," said Bob quite savagely.
-He was most unlike himself.
-
-"Of course not." Dad was conciliatory.
-
-"I'm not. Think what you like."
-
-"Too much work to think," yawned dad.
-
-"But you _are_ thinking." Resentfully.
-
-"Have it your own way."
-
-Bob squared his shoulders. "You want to know really why I'm going to
-Tonkton?"
-
-"Have I ever tried to force your confidences, my son?"
-
-"I'm going because I've got to. I can't help myself."
-
-"Of course," said dad. "Ta! ta! Enjoy yourself. See you in three weeks."
-
-"Three--!" But Bob didn't finish. What was the use? Dad thought he was
-going to Tonkton because Miss Gerald might be there.
-
-As a matter of fact Bob's one great wish now was that she wouldn't be
-there. He wanted, and yet didn't want, to see her. What had he to hope
-now? Why, he didn't have a son, or not enough of them to count. He was
-to all practical intents and purposes a pauper. Dad's "going broke" had
-changed his whole life. He had been reared in the lap of luxury, a
-pampered son. He had never dreamed of being otherwise. And considering
-himself a favored child of fortune, he had even dared entertain the
-delirious hope of winning her--her, the goddess of his dreams.
-
-But hope now was gone. Regrets were useless. He could no longer conceive
-himself in the role of suitor. Why, there were few girls in the whole
-land so overburdened with "rocks"--as Dickie called them! If only she
-didn't have those rocks--or stocks! "Impecunious Gwendoline!" How well
-that would go with "Impecunious Bob!" If only her trustees would hit the
-toboggan, the way dad did! But trustees don't go tobogganing. They
-eschew the smooth and slippery. They speculate in government bonds and
-things that fluctuate about a point or so a century. No chance for quick
-action there! On the contrary, the trustees were probably making those
-millions grow. Bob heaved a sigh. Then he took something white from his
-pocket and gazed at two words, ardently yet dubiously.
-
-That "Will you?" of hers on Mrs. Ralston's card exhilarated and at the
-same time depressed him. It implied she, herself, did expect to be at
-her aunt's country place. He attached no other especial importance to
-the "Will you?" An imperious young person in her exalted position could
-command as she pleased. She could say "Will you?" or "You will" to
-dozens of more or less callow youths, or young grown-ups, with impunity,
-and none of said dozens would attach any undue flattering meaning to her
-words. Miss Gerald found safety in numbers. She was as yet heart-free.
-
-"Can you--aw!--tell me how far it is to Tonkton?" a voice behind here
-interrupted his ruminations.
-
-Bob hastily returned the card to his pocket, and glancing back, saw a
-monocle. "Matter of ten miles or so," he responded curtly. He didn't
-like monocles.
-
-"Aw!" said the man.
-
-Bob picked up his newspaper that he had laid down, and frowningly began
-to glance over the head-lines. The man behind him glanced over them,
-too.
-
-"Another society robbery, I see," the latter remarked. "No function
-complete without them nowadays, I understand. Wonderful country,
-America! Guests here always expect--aw!--to be robbed, I've been told."
-
-"Have the paper," said Bob with cutting accents.
-
-"Thanks awfully." The man with the monocle took the paper as a matter of
-course, seeming totally unaware of the sarcasm in Bob's tone. At first,
-Bob felt like kicking himself; the rustle of the paper in those alien
-hands caused him to shuffle his feet with mild irritation. Then he
-forgot all about the paper and the monocle man. His thoughts began once
-more to go over and over the same old ground, until--
-
-"T'nk'n!" The stentorian abbreviation of the conductor made Bob get up
-with a start. Grabbing his grip--hardly any weight at all for his
-muscular arm--in one hand, and his implements of the game in the other,
-he swung down the aisle and on to the platform. A good many people got
-off, for a small town nestled beneath the high rolling lands of the
-country estates of the affluent. There were vehicles of all kinds at the
-station, among them a number of cars, and in one of the latter Bob
-recognized Mrs. Ralston's chauffeur.
-
-A moment he hesitated. He supposed he ought to step forward and get in,
-for that was what he naturally would do. But he wanted to think; he
-didn't want to get to the house in a hurry. Still he had to do what he
-naturally would do and he started to do it when some other people Bob
-didn't know--prospective guests, presumably, among them the man with the
-monocle--got into the car and fairly filled it. That let Bob out nicely
-and naturally. It gave him another breathing spell. He had got so he was
-looking forward to these little breathing spells.
-
-"Hack, sir?" said a voice.
-
-"Not for me," replied Bob. "But you can tote this up the hill,"
-indicating the grip. "Ralston house."
-
-"Dollar and a half, sir," said the man. "Same price if you go along,
-too."
-
-"What?" It just occurred to Bob he hadn't many dollars left, and of
-course, tips would be expected up there, at the big house. It behooved
-him, therefore, to be frugal. But to argue about a dollar and a
-half!--he, a guest at the several million dollar house! On the other
-hand, that dollar looked large to Bob at this moment. Imagine if he had
-to earn a dollar and a half! He couldn't at the moment tell how he would
-do it.
-
-"Hold on." Bob took the grip away from the man. "Why, it's outrageous,
-such a tariff! Same price, with or without me, indeed! I tell you--"
-Suddenly he stopped. He had an awful realization that he was acting a
-part. That forced indignation of his was not the truth; that aloof kind
-of an attitude wasn't the truth, either.
-
-"To tell you the truth," said Bob, "I can't afford it."
-
-"Can't afford. Ha! ha!" That was a joke. One of Mrs. Ralston's guests,
-not afford--!
-
-"No," said Bob. "I've only got about fifteen dollars and a half to my
-name. I guess you're worth more than that yourself, aren't you?" With
-sudden respect in his tone.
-
-"I guess I am," said the man, grinning.
-
-"Then, logically, I should be carrying your valise," retorted Bob.
-
-"Ha! ha! That's good." The fellow had been transporting the overflow of
-Mrs. Ralston's guests for years, but he had never met quite such an
-eccentric one as this. He chuckled now as if it were the best joke.
-"I'll tell you what--I'll take it for nothing, and leave it to you what
-you give me!" Maybe, for a joke, he'd get a fifty--dollars, not cents.
-These young millionaire men did perpetrate little funnyisms like that.
-Why, one of them had once "beat him down" a quarter on his fare and then
-given him ten dollars for a tip. "Ha! ha!" repeated the fellow,
-surveying Bob's elegant and faultless attire, "I'll do it for nothing,
-and you--"
-
-Bob walked away carrying his grip. Here he was telling the truth and he
-wasn't believed. The man took him for one of those irresponsible merry
-fellows. That was odd. Was it auspicious? Should he derive encouragement
-therefrom? Maybe the others would only say "Ha! ha!" when he told the
-truth. But though he tried to feel the fellow's attitude was a good
-omen, he didn't succeed very well.
-
-No use trying to deceive _himself_! Might as well get accustomed to that
-truth-telling habit even in his own thoughts! That diabolical trio of
-friends had seen plainer than he. _They_ had realized the dazzling
-difficulties of the task confronting him. How they were laughing in
-their sleeves now at "darn fool Bob!" Bob, a young Don Quixote, sallying
-forth to attempt the impossible! The preposterous part of the whole
-business was that his role _was_ preposterous. Why, he really and truly,
-in his transformed condition, ought to be just like every one else. That
-he was a unique exception--a figure alone in his glory, or ingloriously
-alone--was a fine commentary on this old world, anyhow.
-
-What an old humbug of a world it was, he thought, when, passing before
-the one and only book-store the little village boasted of, he ran plump
-into, or almost into, Miss Gwendoline Gerald.
-
-She, at that moment, had just emerged from the shop with a supply of
-popular magazines in her arms. A gracious expression immediately
-softened the young lady's lovely patrician features and she extended a
-hand. As in a dream Bob looked at it, for the fraction of a second. It
-was a beautiful, shapely and capable hand. It was also sunburned. It
-looked like the hand of a young woman who would grasp what she wanted
-and wave aside peremptorily what she didn't want. It was a strong hand,
-but it was also an adorable hand. It went with the proud but lovely
-face. It supplemented the steady, direct violet eyes. The pink nails
-gleamed like sea-shells. Bob set down the grip and took the hand. His
-heart was going fast.
-
-"Glad to see you," said Miss Gwendoline.
-
-Bob remained silent. He was glad and he wasn't glad. That is to say, he
-was deliriously glad and he knew he ought not to be. He found it
-difficult to conceal the effect she had upon him. He dreaded, too, the
-outcome of that meeting. So, how should he answer and yet tell the
-truth? It was considerable of a "poser," he concluded, as he strove to
-collect his perturbed thoughts.
-
-"Well, why don't you say something?" she asked.
-
-"Lovely clay," observed Bob.
-
-The violet eyes drilled into him slightly. Shades of Hebe! but she had a
-fine figure! She looked great next to Bob. Maybe she knew it. Perhaps
-that was why she was just a shade more friendly and gracious to him than
-to some of the others. They two appeared so well together. He certainly
-did set her off.
-
-"Is that all you have to say?" asked Miss Gwendoline after a moment.
-
-"Let me put those magazines in the trap for you?" said Bob, making a
-desperate recovery and indicating the smart rig at the curb as he spoke.
-
-"Thanks," she answered. "Make yourself useful." And gave them to him.
-But there was now a slight reserve on her part. His manner had slightly
-puzzled her. There was a constraint, or hold-offishness about him that
-seemed to her rather a new symptom in him. What did it mean? Had he
-misinterpreted her "Will you?" The violet eyes flashed slightly, then
-she laughed. How ridiculous!
-
-"There! You did it very well," she commended him mockingly.
-
-"Thanks," said Bob awkwardly, and shifted. It would be better if she let
-him go. Those awful things he might say?--that she might make him say?
-But she showed no disposition to permit him to depart at once. She
-lingered. People didn't usually seek to terminate talks with her. As a
-rule they just stuck and stuck around and it was hard to get rid of
-them. Did she divine his uneasiness? Bob showed he certainly wasn't
-enjoying himself. The violet eyes grew more and more puzzled.
-
-"What a brilliant conversationalist you are to-day, Mr. Bennett!" she
-remarked with a trace of irony in her tones.
-
-"Yes; I don't feel very strong on the talk to-day," answered Bob
-truthfully.
-
-Miss Gwendoline pondered a moment on this. She had seen young men
-embarrassed before--especially when she was alone with them. Sometimes
-her decidedly pronounced beauty had a disquieting effect on certain
-sensitive young souls. Bob's manner recalled the manner of one or two of
-those others just before they indulged, or tried to indulge, in unusual
-sentiments, or too close personalities. Miss Gerald's long sweeping
-lashes lowered ominously. Then they slowly lifted. She didn't feel
-to-day any inordinate endeavor or desire on Bob's part to break down the
-nice barriers of convention and to establish that more intimate and
-magnetic atmosphere of a new relationship. Well, that was the way it
-should be. It must be he was only stupid at the moment. That's why he
-acted strange and unlike himself.
-
-Perhaps he had been up late the night before. Maybe he had a headache.
-His handsome face was certainly very sober. There was a silent appeal to
-her in that blond head, a little over half-a-head above hers. Miss
-Gwendoline's red lips softened. What a great, big, nice-looking boy he
-was, after all! She let the lights of her eyes play on him more kindly.
-She had always thought Bob a good sort. He was an excellent partner in
-tennis and when it came to horses--they had certainly had some great
-spurts together. She had tried to follow Bob but it had sometimes been
-hard. His "jumps" were famous. What he couldn't put a horse over, no one
-else could. For the sake of these and a few kindred recollections, she
-softened.
-
-"I suppose men sometimes do feel that way the next day," she observed
-with tentative sympathy. One just had to forgive Bob. She knew a lot of
-cleverer men who weren't half so interesting on certain occasions.
-Intellectual conversation isn't everything. Even that soul-to-soul talk
-of the higher faddists sometimes palled. "I suppose that's why you're
-walking."
-
-"Why?" he repeated, puzzled.
-
-"To dissipate that 'tired feeling,' I believe you call it?"
-
-"But I'm not tired," said Bob.
-
-"Headachey, then?"
-
-"No." He wasn't quite following the subtleties of her remarks.
-
-"Then why _are_ you walking?" she persisted. "And with that?" Touching
-his grip with the tip of her toe.
-
-"Save hack fare," answered Bob.
-
-She smiled.
-
-"Man wanted a dollar and a half," he went on.
-
-"And you objected?" Lightly.
-
-"I did."
-
-Again she smiled. Bob saw she, too, thought it was a joke. And he
-remembered how she knew of one or two occasions when he had just thrown
-money to the winds--shoved it out of the window, as it were--orchids, by
-the dozens, tips, two or three times too large, etc. Bob, with those
-reckless eyes, object to a dollar and a half--or a hundred and fifty,
-for that matter? Not he! If ever there had been a spendthrift!--
-
-"Well, I'll lend a hand to a poor, poverty-stricken wretch," said Miss
-Gerald, indulgently entering into the humor of the situation.
-
-"What do you mean?" With new misgivings.
-
-"Put them"--indicating the grip and the sticks--"in the trap," she
-commanded.
-
-Bob did. He couldn't do anything else. And then he assisted her in.
-
-"Thanks for timely help!" he said more blithely, as he saw her slip on
-her gloves and begin to gather up the reins with those firm capable
-fingers. "And now--?" He started as if to go.
-
-"Oh, you can get in, too." Why shouldn't he? There was room for two. She
-spoke in a matter-of-fact manner.
-
-"I--?" Bob hesitated. A long, long drive--unbounded opportunity for
-chats, confidences!--and all at the beginning of his sojourn here? Dad's
-words--that horrid advice--burned on his brain like fire. He tried to
-think of some excuse for not getting in. He might say he had to stop at
-a drug store, or call up a man in New York on business by telephone,
-or-- But no! he couldn't say any of those things. He was denied the
-blissful privilege of other men.
-
-"Well, why don't you get in?" Miss Gerald spoke more sharply. "Don't you
-want to?"
-
-The words came like a thunder-clap, though Miss Gwendoline's voice was
-honey sweet. Bob raised a tragic head. That monster, Truth!
-
-"No," he said.
-
-An instant Miss Gwendoline looked at him, the violet eyes incredulous,
-amused. Then a slight line appeared on her beautiful forehead and her
-red lips parted a little as if she were going to say something, but
-didn't. Instead, they closed tight, the way rosebuds shut when the night
-is unusually frosty. Her eyes became hard like diamonds.
-
-"How charmingly frank!" she said. Then she drew up the reins and trailed
-the tip of the whip caressingly along the back of her spirited cob. It
-sprang forward. "Look out for the sun, Mr. Bennett," she called back as
-they dashed away. "It's rather hot to-day."
-
-Bob stood and stared after her. What did she mean about the sun? Did she
-think he had a touch of sunstroke, or brain-fever? It was an
-inauspicious beginning, indeed. If he had only known what next was
-coming!
-
-
-
-
- CHAPTER IV--A CHAT ON THE LINKS
-
-
-At the top of the hill, instead of following the winding road, Bob
-started leisurely across the rolling green toward the big house whose
-roof could be discerned in the distance above the trees. The day was
-charming, but he was distinctly out of tune. There was a frown on his
-brow. Fate had gone too far. He half-clenched his fists, for he was in a
-fighting mood and wanted to retaliate--but how? At the edge of some
-bushes he came upon a lady--no less a personage than the better-half of
-the commodore, himself.
-
-She was fair, fat and forty, or a little more. She was fooling with a
-white ball, or rather it was fooling with her, for she didn't seem to
-like the place where it lay. She surveyed it from this side and then
-from that. To the casual observer it looked just the same from whichever
-point you viewed it. Once or twice the lady, evidently no expert, raised
-her arm and then lowered it. But apparently, at last, she made up her
-mind. She was just about to hit the little ball, though whether to top
-or slice it will never be known, when Bob stepped up from behind the
-bushes.
-
-"Oh, Mr. Bennett!" He had obviously startled her.
-
-"The same," said Bob gloomily.
-
-"That's too bad of you," she chided him, stepping back.
-
-"What?"
-
-"Why, I'd just got it all figured out in my mind how to do it."
-
-"Sorry," said Bob. "I didn't know you were behind the bushes or I
-wouldn't have come out on you like that. But maybe you'll do even better
-than you were going to. Hope so! Go ahead with your drive. Don't mind
-me." His tone was depressed, if not sepulchral.
-
-But the lady, being at that sociable age, showed now a perverse
-disposition not to "go ahead."
-
-"Just get here?" she asked.
-
-"Yes. Anything doing?"
-
-"Not much. It's been, in fact, rather slow. Mrs. Ralston says so
-herself. So I am at liberty to make the same remark. Of course we've
-done the usual things, but somehow there seems to be something lacking,"
-rattled on the lady. "Maybe we need a few more convivial souls to stir
-things up. Perhaps we're waiting for some one, real good and lively, to
-appear upon the scene. Does the description chance to fit you, Mr.
-Bennett?" Archly.
-
-"I think not," said gloomy Bob.
-
-"Well, that isn't what Mrs. Ralston says about you, anyway," observed
-the commodore's spouse.
-
-"What does she say?"
-
-"'When Bob Bennett's around, things begin to hum.' So you see you have a
-reputation to live up to."
-
-"I dare say. No doubt I'll live up to it, all right."
-
-"It's really up to you to stir things up."
-
-"I've begun." Ominously.
-
-"Have you? How lovely!"
-
-This didn't require an answer, for it wasn't really a question. A white
-ball went by them, a very pretty snoop, and pretty soon another lady and
-a caddy loomed on their range of vision. The lady was thin and
-spirituelle and she walked by with a stride. You would have said she had
-taken lessons of a man. She looked neither to the right nor the left. At
-the moment, she, at any rate, was not sociably inclined. That walk meant
-business. She wasn't one of those fussy beginners like the lady Bob was
-talking with.
-
-"Isn't that Mrs. Clarence Van Duzen?" asked Bob.
-
-"Yes. She, too, poor dear, has had to desert hubby. Exactions of
-business! Clarence simply couldn't get away. You see he's director of so
-many things. And poor, dear old Dan! So busy! Every day at the office!
-So pressed with business."
-
-"Quite so," said Bob absently. "I mean--" He stopped. He knew Dan wasn't
-pressed for business and Bob couldn't utter even the suspicion of an
-untruth now. "Didn't exactly mean that!" he mumbled.
-
-The lady regarded him quickly. His manner was just in the least strange.
-But in a moment she thought no more about it.
-
-"You didn't happen to see Dan?" she asked.
-
-"Yes."
-
-"At his office, I suppose?" Dan had written he hadn't even had time for
-his club; that it had been just work--work all the time.
-
-"No."
-
-"Where, then?"
-
-"At the club and some other places." Reluctantly.
-
-"Other places?" Lightly. Of course she hadn't really believed quite all
-Dan had written about that office confinement. "How dreadfully
-ambiguous!" With a laugh. "What other places?"
-
-Bob began to get uneasy. "Well, we went to a cabaret or two." No
-especial harm about that answer.
-
-"Of course," said the lady. "Why not?"
-
-Bob felt relieved. He didn't want to make trouble. He was too miserable
-himself. He trusted that would end the talk and now regarded the
-neglected ball suggestively.
-
-"And then you went to still some other places?" went on the lady in that
-same light, unoffended tone.
-
-"Ye-es," Bob had to admit.
-
-"One of those roof gardens, perhaps, where they have entertainments?"
-she suggested brightly.
-
-Bob acknowledged they had gone to a roof garden. And again, and more
-suggestively, he eyed the little white ball. But Mrs. Dan seemed to have
-forgotten all about it.
-
-"Roof gardens," she said. "I adore roof gardens. They _are_ such a boon
-to the people. I told dear Dan to be sure not to miss them. So nice to
-think of him enjoying himself instead of moping away in a stuffy old
-office."
-
-Bob gazed at her suspiciously. But she had such an open face! One of
-those faces one can't help trusting. Mrs. Dan was just the homely, plain
-old-fashioned type. At least, so she seemed. Anyhow, it didn't much
-matter so far as Bob was concerned. He had to tell the truth. He hadn't
-sought this conversation. It was forced on him. He was only going the
-"even tenor of his way." He was, however, rather pleased that Mrs. Dan
-did seem in some respects different from others of her sex. Bob didn't,
-of course, really know much about the sex.
-
-"So you went to the roof garden--just you and Dan," purred Mrs. Dan.
-
-Bob didn't answer. He hoped she hadn't really put that as a question.
-
-"Or _were_ you and Dan alone?" She made it a question now.
-
-"No-a."
-
-"Who else were along?"
-
-"Dickie--"
-
-"And--?"
-
-"Clarence."
-
-She gazed toward Mrs. Clarence, while a shade of anxiety appeared on
-Bob's face. In the distance Mrs. Clarence had paused to contemplate the
-result of an unusually satisfactory display of skill. Mrs. Dan next
-glanced sidewise at her caddy, but that young man seemed to have
-relapsed into a condition of innocuous vacancy. He looked capable of
-falling asleep standing. Certainly he wasn't trying to overhear.
-
-"Just you four men!" Mrs. Dan resumed her purring. "Or were you all
-alone? No ladies along?"
-
-While expecting, of course, the negative direct, she was studying Bob
-and gleaning what she could, surreptitiously, or by inference. He had an
-eloquent face which might tell her something his lips refused to reveal.
-His answer almost took her breath away.
-
-"Ye-es."
-
-He was sorry, but he had to say it. No way out of it! Mrs. Dan's jaw
-fell. What she might have said can only be conjectured, for at this
-moment, luckily for Bob, there came an interruption.
-
-"Tete-a-teting, instead of teeing!" broke in a jocular voice. The
-speaker wore ecclesiastical garments; his imposing calves were encased
-in episcopal gaiters. Mrs. Ralston always liked to dignify her
-house-parties with a religious touch, and this particular bishop was
-very popular with her. Bob inwardly blessed the good man for his
-opportune appearance. He was a ponderous wag.
-
-"Forgive interruption," he went on, just as if Mrs. Dan who was
-non-amatory had been engaged in a furious flirtation. "I'll be hurrying
-on."
-
-"Do," said Mrs. Dan, matching his tone, and concealing any inward
-exasperation that she might have felt.
-
-"It's I who will be hurrying on," interposed Bob quickly. "You see, I'm
-expected to arrive at the house," he laughed.
-
-"Looked as if you were having an interesting conversation," persisted
-the bishop waggishly.
-
-"And so we were," assented Mrs. Dan. She could have stamped with
-vexation, but instead, she forced a smile. The dear tiresome bishop had
-to be borne.
-
-"Confess you find me de trop?" he went on, shaking a finger at Bob.
-
-"On the contrary," said Bob.
-
-"Has to say that," laughed the good man. He did love to poke fun (or
-what he conceived "fun") at "fair, fat and forty." "I suppose you were
-positively dee-lighted to be interrupted?"
-
-"I was," returned Bob truthfully.
-
-"Ha! ha!" laughed the bishop.
-
-Bob looked at him. The bishop thought he was joking, just as the hackman
-had. Of course, no one could say such a thing as that seriously and in
-the presence of the lady herself. People always didn't believe truth
-when they heard it. They thought telling the truth a form of crude
-humor, and a spark of hope-a very small one--shot through Bob's brain.
-Perhaps they would continue to look upon him in the light of a joker. He
-would be the little joker in the pack of cards and he might yet pull off
-that "three weeks" without pulling down the house. Only--would Miss
-Gerald look upon him as a joker? Intuition promptly told him she would
-not. His thoughts reverted to that last meeting. Think of having told
-her he didn't want--His offense grew more awful unto himself every
-moment. He ceased to remember Mrs. Dan, and saying something, he hardly
-knew what, Bob walked on.
-
-Miss Gwendoline Gerald was on the big veranda when he reached the house.
-He would have thanked her humbly and with immense contrition for having
-transferred his bag and clubs hither, but as he went by, that gracious,
-stately young lady seemed not to see him. It was as if he had suddenly
-become invisible. Her face didn't even change; the proud contour
-expressed neither contempt nor disdain; the perfectly formed lips didn't
-take a more pronounced curve or grow hard.
-
-Bob felt himself shrink. He was like that man in the story book who
-becomes invisible at times. The fiction man, however, attained this
-convenient consummation through his own volition. Bob didn't. She was
-the magician and he wasn't even a joker.
-
-He managed to reach the front door without stumbling. A wild desire to
-attract her attention by asking her if his luggage _had_ arrived safely,
-he dismissed quickly. It wouldn't do at all. It might imply a fear she
-had dumped it out, en route. And if she hadn't, such an inquiry would
-only emphasize the fact that she had acted as expressman--or woman--and
-for him!
-
-He would go to his room at once, he told the footman. He didn't mind a
-few moments' solitude. If so much could happen before his house-party
-had begun--before he even got into the house--what might he not expect
-later? In one of the upper halls he encountered the man with the
-monocle.
-
-"I say!" said this person. "What a jolly coincidence!"
-
-"Think so?" said Bob. He didn't find anything "jolly" about it. On
-another occasion, he might have noticed that the eye behind the
-"window-pane" was rather twinkling, but his perceptions were not
-particularly keen at the present time.
-
-In the room to which he had been assigned, Bob cast off a few garments.
-Then he stopped with his shirt partly off. He wondered how Miss Gerald
-would look the next time he saw her? Like a frozen Hebe, perhaps! Bob
-removed the shirt and cast it viciously somewhere. Then he selected
-another shirt--the first that came along, for why should he exercise
-care to select? It matters little what an invisible man wears. _She_
-wouldn't see the extra stripe or the bigger dot. Stripes couldn't rescue
-him from insubstantiability. Colors, too, would make no difference.
-Pea-green, yellow, or lavender--it was all one. Any old shirt would do.
-And any old tie!
-
-When he had finished dressing, he didn't find any further excuse for
-remaining in his room. He couldn't consult his desires as to that. He
-wasn't asked there to be a hermit. He couldn't imitate Timon of Athens,
-Diogenes or any other of those wise old fellows who did the glorious
-solitude act. Diogenes told the truth, mostly, but he could live in a
-tub. He didn't have to participate in house-parties. Whoever invented
-house-parties, anyhow? They were such uncomfortable "social functions"
-they must have been invented by the English. Why do people want to get
-together? Bob could sympathize with Diogenes. Also, he could envy Timon
-his howling wilderness! But personally he couldn't even be a Robinson
-Crusoe. Would there were no other company than clawless crabs and a goat
-and a parrot! He would not be afraid to tell _them_ the truth.
-
-He had to go down and he did. Nemesis lurked for him below. Had Bob
-realized what was going to happen he would have skipped back to his
-room. But, as it was, he assumed a bold front. He even said to himself,
-"Cheer up; the worst is yet to come." It was.
-
-
-
-
- CHAPTER V--TRIVIALITIES
-
-
-Luncheon came and went, but nothing actually tragic happened at it. Bob
-didn't make more than a dozen remarks that failed to add to his
-popularity. He tried to be agreeable, because that was his nature. That
-"even-tenor-of-his-way" condition made it incumbent on him--yes, made it
-his sacred duty to be bright and amiable. So it was "Hence, loathed
-Melancholy!" and a brave endeavor to be as jocund as the poet's lines!
-Only those little unfortunate moments--airy preludes to larger
-misfortunes--had to occur, and just when he would flatter himself he was
-not doing so badly.
-
-For example, when Mrs. Augustus Ossenreich Vanderpool said: "Don't you
-adore dogs, Mr. Bennett?"
-
-"No. I like them." It became necessary to qualify that. "That is--not
-the little kind."
-
-The lady stiffened. Her beribboned and perfumed five-thousand-dollar
-toy-dogs were the idolized darlings of her heart. The children might be
-relegated to the nursery but the canines had the run of the boudoir.
-They rode with her when she went out in state while the French _bonne_
-took the children for an airing. "And why are the 'little kind' excluded
-from the realm of your approbation?" observed Mrs. Vanderpool coldly.
-
-It was quite a contract to answer that. Bob wanted to be truthful; not
-to say too much or too little; only just as much as he was in honor
-bound to say. "I think people make too much fuss over them," he answered
-at last. That reply seemed quite adequate and he trusted the lady would
-change the subject. But people had a way of not doing what he wanted
-them to, lately.
-
-"What do you call 'too much fuss'?" pursued the lady persistently.
-
-Bob explained as best he could. It was rather a thankless task and he
-floundered a good deal as he went about it. He wasn't going to be a bit
-more disagreeable than he could help, only he couldn't help being as
-disagreeable as he had to be. The fact that Miss Gwendoline Gerald's
-starry eyes were on him with cold curiosity did not improve the lucidity
-of his explanation. In the midst of it, she to whom he was talking,
-seemed somehow to detach herself from him, gradually, not pointedly, for
-he hardly knew just when or how she got away. She seemed just to float
-off and to attach herself somewhere else--to the bishop or to a certain
-judge Mrs. Ralston always asked to her house-parties that they might
-have a judicial as well as an ecclesiastical touch--and Bob's
-explanation died on the thin air. He let it die. He didn't have to speak
-truth to vacancy.
-
-Then he tangoed, but not with Miss Gwendoline Gerald. He positively
-dared not approach that young lady. He didn't tango because he wanted
-to, but because some one set a big music-box going and he knew he was
-expected to tango. He did it beautifully and the young lady was charmed.
-She was a little dark thing, of the clinging variety, and Dickie had
-gone with her some. Her father owned properties that would go well with
-Dickie's--there'd been some talk of consolidation, but it had never come
-off. Papa was inclined to be stand-offish. Then Dickie began to get
-attentive to the little dark thing, though nothing had yet come of that
-either. Bob didn't own any properties but the little dark thing didn't
-mind that. At tangoing, he was a dream. Properties can't tango.
-
-"You do it so well," said the little dark thing breathlessly.
-
-"Do I?" murmured Bob, thinking of a stately young goddess, now tangoing
-with another fellow.
-
-"Don't you adore it?" went on the little dark thing, nestling as close
-as was conventional and proper.
-
-"I might," observed Bob. That was almost as bad as the dog question. He
-trusted the matter would end there.
-
-She giggled happily. "Maybe you disapprove of modern dancing, Mr.
-Bennett?"
-
-"That depends," said Bob gloomily. He meant it depended upon who was
-"doing the modern" with the object of your fondest affections. If you
-yourself were engaged in the arduous pastime with said object, you
-would, naturally harbor no particular objections against said modern
-tendencies, but if you weren't?--
-
-Bob tangoed more swiftly. His thoughts were so bitter he wanted to run
-away from them. The irony of gliding rhythmically and poetically in
-seeming joyous abandon of movement when his heart weighed a ton! If that
-heaviness of heart were communicated to his legs, they would in reality
-be as heavy as those of a deep-sea diver, weighted down for a ten-fathom
-plunge.
-
-And in thus trying to run away from his thoughts Bob whirled the little
-dark thing quite madly. He couldn't dance ungracefully if he tried and
-the little dark thing had a soul for rhythm. It was as if he were trying
-to run away with her. He fairly took away her breath. She was a panting
-little dark thing on his broad breast now, but she didn't ask him to
-stop. The music-box ceased to be musical and that brought them to a
-stop. The eyes of the little dark thing--her name was Dolly--sparkled,
-and she gazed up at Bob with the respect one of her tender and
-impressionable years has for a masculine whirlwind.
-
-"You quite sweep one off one's feet, Mr. Bennett," she managed to
-ejaculate.
-
-At that moment Miss Gwendoline passed, a divine bud glowing on either
-proud cheek. She caught the remark and looked at the maker of it. She
-noted the sparkle in the eyes. The little dark thing was a wonder with
-the men. She seemed to possess the knack--only second to Miss
-Gwendoline, in that line--of converting them into "trailers." Miss
-Gwendoline, though, never tried to attain this result. Men became her
-trailers without any effort on her part, while the little dark thing had
-to exert herself, but it was agreeable work. She made Bob a trailer now,
-temporarily. Miss Gwendoline turned her head slightly, with a gleam of
-surprise to watch him trail. She had noticed that Bob had danced with
-irresistible and almost pagan abandon. That argued enjoyment.
-
-The little dark thing would "come in" ultimately for hundreds of
-belching chimneys and glowing furnaces and noisy factories--quite a snug
-if cacophonous legacy!--and Miss Gwendoline had only that day heard
-rumors that Bob's governor had fallen down and hurt himself on the
-"street." She, Miss Gwendoline, had not attached much importance to
-those rumors. People were always having little mishaps in the "street,"
-and then bobbing up richer than ever.
-
-But now that rumor recurred to her more vividly in the light of Bob's
-trailing performance and the mad abandon of his tangoing. Of course, all
-men are gamblers, or fortune-hunters, or something equally
-reprehensible, at heart! Tendency of a cynical, selfish and
-money-grabbing age! Miss Gwendoline was no moralist but she had lived in
-a wise set, where people keep their eyes open and weigh things for just
-what they are. Naturally a young man whose governor has gone on the
-rocks (though only temporarily, perhaps), might think that belching
-chimneys, though somewhat splotchy on the horizon and unpicturesque to
-the eye, might be acceptable, in a first-aid-to-the-injured sense. But
-Bob as a plain, ordinary fortune-hunter?-- Somehow the role did not fit
-him.
-
-Besides, a fortune-hunter would not bruskly and unceremoniously have
-refused _her_ invitation to ride in the trap. And at the recollection of
-that affront, Miss Gwendoline's violet eyes again gleamed, until for
-sparkles they out-matched those of the little dark thing. However, she
-held herself too high to be really resentful. It was impossible she
-should resent anything so incomprehensible, she told herself. That would
-lend dignity to the offense. Therefore she could only be mildly amused
-by it. This was, no doubt, a properly lofty attitude, but was it a
-genuine one? Was she not actually at heart, deeply resentful and
-dreadfully offended? Pride being one of her marked characteristics, she
-demanded a great deal and would not accept a little.
-
-The sparkles died from the hard violet eyes. A more tentative expression
-replaced that other look as her glance now passed meditatively over the
-dark little thing. The latter had certainly a piquant bizarre
-attraction. She looked as if she could be very intense, though she was
-of that clinging-vine variety of young woman. She wore one of those
-tango gowns which was odd, outre and a bit daring. It went with her
-personality. At the same time her innocent expression seemed a mute,
-almost pathetic little appeal to you _not_ to think it too daring.
-
-As Miss Gerald studied the young lady, albeit without seeming to do so
-and holding her own in a sprightly tango kind of talk, another thought
-flashed into her mind. Bob might be genuinely and sentimentally smitten.
-Why not? Men frequently fell in love with the little dark thing, and
-afterward some of them said she had a "good deal of temperament." Bob
-might be on a temperament-investigating quest. At any rate, it was all
-one to Miss Gerald. Life was a comedy. _N'est-ce-pas?_ What was it
-Balzac called it? _La Comedie Humaine._
-
-Meanwhile, other eyes than Miss Gerald's were bent upon luckless Bob.
-Mrs. Dan and Mrs. Clarence looked as if they would like to have a word
-with him. Mrs. Dan even maneuvered in his direction at the conclusion of
-the dance while Bob watched her with ill-concealed apprehension. He
-detected, also, an uncanny interest in Mrs. Clarence's eyes as that
-masterful lady eyed him and Mrs. Dan from a distance. Mrs. Dan almost
-got him when--the saints be praised!--Mrs. Ralston, herself, tripped
-blithely up and annexed him. For the moment he was safe, but only for
-the moment.
-
-A reckless desire to end it all surged through Bob's inmost being. If
-only his hostess would say something demanding an answer that would
-incur such disapprobation on her part, he would feel impelled, in the
-natural order of events, to hasten his departure. Maybe then (and he
-thrilled at the thought), she might even intimate in her chilliest
-manner that his _immediate_ departure would be the logical sequence of
-some truthful spasm she, herself, had forced from him? He couldn't talk
-French to Mrs. Ralston now; he was in honor bound not to. He would have
-to speak right up in the King's English--or Uncle Sam's American.
-
-Of course, such a consummation--Bob's being practically _forced_ to take
-his departure--was extremely unpleasant and awful to contemplate, yet
-worse things could happen than that--a whole string of them, one right
-after another!
-
-However, he had no such luck as to be ordered forthwith off the
-premises. He didn't offend Mrs. Ralston at all. That lady was very nice
-to him (or otherwise, from Bob's present view-point) and did most of the
-talking herself. Perhaps she considered that compliment (?) Bob had
-bestowed upon her at the Waldorf sufficient to excuse him for a while
-from further undue efforts at flattery. At any rate, she didn't seem to
-take it amiss that Bob didn't say a lot more of equally nice things in
-that Chesterfieldian manner and with such a perfect French accent.
-
-But he "got in bad" that afternoon with divers and sundry other guests
-of Mrs. Ralston. Mrs. Augustus O. Vanderpool and Miss Gerald weren't the
-only ones who threw cold glances his way, for the faux pas he made--that
-he _had_ to make--were something dreadful. For example, when some one
-asked him what he thought of Miss Schermerhorn's voice, he had to say
-huskily what was in his mind:
-
-"It is rather too strident, isn't it?" No sugar-coating the truth! If he
-had said anything else he would have been compromising with veracity; he
-would not have spoken the thought born in his brain at the question. Of
-course, some one repeated what he said to Miss Schermerhorn, who came
-from one of the oldest families, was tall and angular, and cherished
-fond illusions, or delusions, that she was an amateur nightingale. The
-some one who repeated, had to repeat, because Miss Schermerhorn was her
-dearest friend and confidante. Then Miss Schermerhorn came right up to
-Bob and asked him if he had said it and he was obliged to answer that he
-had. What she said, or thought, need not be repeated. She left poor Bob
-feeling about as big as a caterpillar.
-
-"How very tactful of Mr. Bennett!" was all Miss Gerald said, when Miss
-Dolly related to her the little incident.
-
-"That's just what I adore in him!" gushed the temperamental little
-thing. "He doesn't seem to be afraid of saying anything to anybody. He's
-so delightfully frank!"
-
-"Frank, certainly!" answered Miss Gerald icily.
-
-"Anyhow, he's a regular tango-king!" murmured Miss Dolly dreamily.
-
-"I'm so glad _you_ approve of him, dear!" said Miss Gerald with an
-enigmatic smile. Perhaps she implied the temperamental little thing
-found herself in a class, all by herself, in this regard.
-
-The latter flew over to Bob. If he was so "frank" and ingenuous about
-Miss Schermerhorn, perhaps he would be equally so with other persons.
-Miss Dolly asked him if he didn't think the bishop's sermons "just too
-dear?" Bob did not. "Why not?" she persisted. Bob had just been reading
-_The Outside of the Pot_. "Why not?" repeated Miss Dolly.
-
-"Antediluvian!" groaned Bob, then turned a fiery red. The bishop,
-standing on the other side of the doorway, had overheard. Maybe Miss
-Dolly had known he stood there for she now giggled and fled. Bob wanted
-to sink through the floor, but he couldn't.
-
-"So, sir, you think my sermons antediluvian?" said the bishop, with a
-twinkle of the eye. _He_ never got mad, he was the best old man that way
-that ever happened.
-
-"Yes, sir," replied Bob, by rote.
-
-"Thank you," said the bishop, and rubbed his nose. Then he eyed Bob
-curiously. "Maybe you're right," he said. That made Bob feel awful, but
-he couldn't retract. The truth as he saw it!--He felt as if he were
-chained to the wheel of fate--the truth as he saw it, though the heavens
-fell!
-
-"Of course, that's only my poor insignificant opinion," he murmured
-miserably.
-
-"Every man's opinion is entitled to respect," said the bishop.
-
-"Yes, sir," replied Bob, more miserably still.
-
-The bishop continued to study him. "You interest me, Mr. Bennett."
-
-"Do I?" said Bob. "I'm rather interesting to myself just now."
-
-"You evidently agree with the author of _The Outside of the Pot_?"
-
-"That's it." Weakly.
-
-"Well, cheer up," said the bishop, and walked away.
-
-Later in the day the judge might have been heard to say to the bishop
-that "that young Bennett cub is a good-for-nothing jackanapes"--from
-which it might be inferred Bob had somehow managed to rub the judge's
-ermine the wrong way.
-
-"Ha! ha!" laughed the bishop. "Did some one ask him what he thought of
-judges?"
-
-But the judge did not laugh. His frown was awful.
-
-"Or was it about the 'recall'? Or the relation of judges and
-corporations?"
-
-The judge looked stern as Jove. "Ass!" he muttered.
-
-"Maybe he's a progressive," returned the bishop. "The world seems to be
-changing. Ought we to change with it, I wonder?"
-
-"I don't," snapped the judge. "If the world to-day is producing such
-fatuous blockheads, give me the world as it was."
-
-"The trouble is," said the bishop, again rubbing his nose, "can we get
-it back? Hasn't it left us behind and are we ever going to catch up?"
-
-"Fudge!" said the judge. He and the bishop were such old friends, he
-could take that liberty.
-
-Another of the sterner sex--one of Mrs. Ralston's guests--looked as if
-he, too, could have said: "Fudge!" His lips fairly curled when he
-regarded Bob. He specialized as a vivisectionist, and he was a great
-authority. Now Bob loved the "under-dog" and was naturally kind and
-sympathetic. He had been blessed--or cursed--with a very tender heart
-for such a compact, well-put-up, six foot or so compound of hard-headed
-masculinity. Miss Dolly--imp of mischief--again rather forced the talk.
-It must be wonderful to cut things up and juggle with hind legs and
-kidneys and brains and mix them all up with different animals, until a
-poor little cat didn't know if it had a dog's brain or its own? And was
-it true that sometimes the dogs me-owed, and when a cat started to purr
-did it wag its tail instead? This was all right from Miss Dolly, but
-when the conversation expanded and Bob was appealed to, it was
-different. "Wouldn't _you_ just love to mix up the different 'parts'?"
-asked Miss Dolly, and put a rabbit's leg on a pussy, just to watch its
-expression of surprise when it started to run and found itself only able
-to jump, or half-jump? That got honest Bob--who couldn't have carved up
-a poor dumb beast, to save his life--fairly involved, and before he had
-staggered from that conversational morass, he had offended Authority
-about two dozen times. Indeed, Authority openly turned its back on him.
-Authority found Bob impossible.
-
-These are fair samples of a few of his experiences. And all the while he
-had an uneasy presentiment that Mrs. Dan and Mrs. Clarence were waiting
-to get him and have _their_ innings. Now, Mrs. Dan would bestow upon him
-a too sweet smile between games of tennis; then Mrs. Clarence would
-drift casually in his direction, but something would happen that would
-prevent a heart-to-heart duologue, and she would as casually drift away
-again. These hit-and-miss tactics, however, gradually got on Bob's
-nerves, and in consequence, he who was usually a star and a cracker jack
-at the game, played abominable tennis that afternoon--thus enhancing his
-unpopularity with divers partners who simply couldn't understand why he
-had fallen off so. Indeed, about every one he came in contact with was
-profoundly dissatisfied or disgusted with Bob. Miss Gerald, who usually
-played with him, now firmly but unostentatiously, avoided him, and
-though Bob couldn't blame her, of course, still the fact did not tend to
-mitigate his melancholy.
-
-How different in the past!--that glorious, never-to-be-forgotten past!
-Then he had inwardly reveled and rejoiced in her lithe movements--for
-with all her stateliness and proud carriage, she was like a young
-panther for grace. Now as luckless Bob played with some one else, a
-tantalizing college ditty floated through his brain: "I wonder who's
-kissing her now?"
-
-Of course, no one was. She wasn't that kind. Though some one, some day,
-would! It was in the natural order of things bound to occur, and Bob, in
-fancy, saw those disdainful red lips, with some one hovering over, as he
-swung at a white ball and sent it--well, not where he should have.
-
-"You are playing very badly, partner," a reproving voice reminded him.
-
-Bob muttered something. Confound that frivolous haunting song! He would
-dismiss the dire and absurd possibility. Some one else was with her,
-though, and that was sufficiently poignant. There were several of the
-fellows tremendously smitten in that quarter. Fine, husky athletic
-chaps, too! Some of them quite expert at wooing, no doubt, for devotees
-of house-parties become educated and acquire finesse. They don't have to
-tell the truth all the time, but on the contrary, are privileged to
-prevaricate in the most artistic manner. They can gaze into beautiful
-eyes and swear that they have "never before," and so on. They can
-perform prodigies of prevarication and "get away" with them. Bob played
-now even worse than before.
-
-The sun got low at last, however, and wearily he retired to his room, to
-change his garments for dinner. Incidentally, he surveyed himself in the
-mirror with haunting earnestness of gaze. Had he grown perceptibly
-older? He thought he could detect a few lines of care on his erstwhile
-unsullied brow, and with a sigh, he turned away to array himself in the
-customary black--or "glad rags"--which seemed now, however, but the
-habiliments of woe. Then he descended to receive a new shock; he found
-out that Mrs. Ralston had assigned Mrs. Dan to him, to take in to
-dinner. Drearily Bob wondered if it were mere chance that he had drawn
-Mrs. Dan for a dinner prize, or if Mrs. Dan herself had somehow brought
-about that, to her, desired consummation. As he gave Mrs. Dan his arm he
-saw Mrs. Clarence exchange glances with the commodore's good lady. Mrs.
-Ralston went in with the monocle man.
-
-
-
-
- CHAPTER VI--DINNER
-
-
-Mrs. Dan dallied with Bob, displaying all the artifices of an old
-campaigner. Of course, she had no idea how easy it might be for her to
-learn all she wanted to. She could not know he was like a barrel or
-puncheon of information and that all she had to do was to pull the plug
-and let information flow out. She regarded Bob more in the light of a
-safety vault; the bishop's interruption had put him on his guard and she
-would have to get through those massive outer-doors of his reserve,
-before she could force the many smaller doors to various boxes full of
-startling facts.
-
-It was a fine tableful of people, of which they were a part. Wealth,
-beauty, brains and brawn were all there. An orchestra played somewhere.
-Being paid performers you didn't see them and as distance lends
-enchantment to music, on most occasions, the result was admirable.
-Delicate orchids everywhere charmed with their hues without exuding that
-too obtrusive perfume of commoner flowers. Mrs. Ralston was an orchid
-enthusiast and down on the Amazon she kept an orchid-hunter who,
-whenever he found a new variety, sent her a cable.
-
-So Mrs. Dan started on orchids with Bob. She hadn't the slightest
-interest in orchids, but she displayed a simulated interest that sounded
-almost like real interest. Mrs. Dan hadn't practised on society, or had
-society practise on her, all these years for nothing. She could get that
-simulated-interested tone going without any effort. But Bob's attention
-wandered, and he gazed toward Miss Gerald who occupied a place quite a
-distance from him.
-
-Mrs. Dan, failing to interest Bob on orchids, now took another tack. She
-sailed a conversational course on caviar. Men usually like things to
-eat, and to talk about them, especially such caviar as this. But Bob
-eyed the almost priceless Malasol as if it were composed of plain,
-ordinary fish-eggs. He didn't even enthuse when he took a sip of Moselle
-that matched the Malasol and had more "bouquet" than the flowers. So
-Mrs. Dan, again altering her conversational course, sailed merrily
-before the wind amid the breeze of general topics and gay light
-persiflage. She was at her best now. There wasn't anything she didn't
-know something about. She talked plays, operas and amusements which
-gradually led her up to roof gardens. She took her time, though, before
-laying the bowsprit of her desires straight in the real direction she
-wished to go. She knew she could proceed cautiously and circumspectly,
-that there was no need for hurry; the meal would be fairly prolonged.
-Mrs. Ralston's dinners were elaborate affairs; there might even be a few
-professional entertainment features between courses.
-
-"And speaking about roof gardens," went on Mrs. Dan, looking any way
-save at Bob, "I believe you were telling me, only this afternoon, how
-you and dear Dan were finally driven to them as a last resort. Poor Dan!
-So glad to hear he could get a breath of fresh air in that stuffy old
-town! Just hated to think of him confined to some stuffy old office. Men
-work too hard in our strenuous, bustling country, don't you think so?
-And then they break down prematurely. I've always told Dan," she rattled
-on, "to enjoy himself--innocently, of course." She paused to take
-breath. "Don't you think men work too hard in America, Mr. Bennett?" she
-repeated.
-
-"Sometimes," said Bob.
-
-She gave him a quick look. Perhaps she was proceeding rather fast,
-though Bob didn't look on his guard. "As I told you, I adore roof
-gardens. But you were telling me you men were not alone. What harm!" she
-gurgled. "Some people," talking fast, "are so prudish. I'm sure we're
-not put in the world to be that. Don't you agree?"
-
-"Of course," said Bob absently. He didn't like the way that fellow down
-on the other side of the table was gazing into Miss Gwendoline's eyes.
-"I beg your pardon. I--I don't think I caught that."
-
-"We were saying there were some wom--ladies with you," said Mrs. Dan
-quickly. Too quickly! She strove to curb her precipitancy. "You
-remember? You told me?" Her voice trailed off, as if it were a matter of
-little interest.
-
-"Did I?" Bob caught himself up with a jerk. He felt now as if he were a
-big fish being angled for, and gazed at her with sudden apprehension.
-The lady's, mien however, was reassuring.
-
-"Of course," she laughed. "Don't you remember?"
-
-"I believe I did say something of the kind." Slowly. He had had to.
-
-"Surely you don't deny now?" she continued playfully.
-
-"No." He had not spared himself. He couldn't spare Dan. The lady's
-manner seemed to say: "_I_ don't care a little bit." Anyhow, the evening
-in question had passed innocently, if frivolously, enough. No harm would
-come to Dan in consequence. And again Bob's interest floated elsewhere.
-
-He noticed Miss Gwendoline did not seem exactly averse to letting that
-fellow by her side gaze into her eyes. Confound the fellow! He had one
-of those open honest faces. A likable chap, too! One of the
-Olympian-game brand! A weight-putter, or hammer-thrower, or something of
-the kind. Bob could have heaved considerable of a sledge himself at that
-moment.
-
-"Of course, boys will be boys," prattled Mrs. Dan at his side, just in
-the least stridently. "I suppose you sat down and they just happened
-along and sat down, too! You couldn't very well refuse to let them,
-could you? That wouldn't have been very polite?" She hardly knew what
-she was saying herself now. Though a conversational general, on most
-occasions, her inward emotion was now running apace. It was almost
-beating her judgment in the race. She tried to pull herself together.
-"Why, in Paris, doing the sights at the Jardin or the Moulin Rouge, or
-the Casino de Paris, every one takes it or them--these chance
-acquaintances--as a matter of course. _Pour passer le temps!_ And why
-not?" With a shrug and in her sprightliest manner. "So the ladies in
-this instance, as you were saying, came right up, too, and--?"
-
-She paused. That was crude--clumsy--even though she rattled it off as if
-without thinking. She was losing all her finesse. But again, to her
-surprise, the fish took the bait. She did not know Bob's
-predicament--that _he_ couldn't finesse.
-
-"Yes, they came up," said Bob reluctantly, though pleased that Mrs. Dan
-appeared such a good kind of fellow.
-
-"Show-girls?" asked the lady quickly.
-
-"Well--ah!--two of them were."
-
-"Two? And what were the others?"
-
-Bob again regarded the lady apprehensively, but her expression was
-eminently reassuring. It went with the music, the bright flowers and the
-rest of the gay scene. Mrs. Dan's smile was one of unadulterated
-enjoyment; she didn't seem displeased at all. Must be she wasn't
-displeased! Perhaps she was like some of those model French wives who
-aren't averse at all to having other ladies attentive to their husbands?
-Mrs. Dan had lived in Paris and might have acquired with a real accent
-an accompanying broad-mindedness of character. That might be what made
-the dear old commodore act so happy most of the time, and so juvenile,
-too! Mrs. Dan _looked_ broad-minded. She had a broad face and her figure
-was broad--very! At the moment she seemed fairly to radiate
-broad-mindedness and again Bob felt glad--on the commodore's account. He
-had nothing to feel glad about, himself, with that confounded
-hammer-thrower--
-
-"Who were the others, did you say?" repeated Mrs. Dan, in her most
-broad-minded tone.
-
-She seemed only talking to make conversation and looked away
-unconcernedly as she spoke. Lucky for Dan she was broad-minded--that
-they had once been expatriates together! Even if she hadn't been,
-however, Bob would have had to tell the truth.
-
-"Who were the others?" he repeated absently, one eye on Miss Gerald.
-"Oh, they were 'ponies.'"
-
-"'Ponies,'" said the lady giving a slight start and then recovering. "I
-beg your pardon, but--ah--do you happen to be referring to the
-horse-show?"
-
-"Not at all," answered Bob. "The ponies I refer to," wearily, "are not
-equine." These technical explanations were tiresome. At that moment he
-was more concerned with the hammer-thrower, who had evidently just
-hurled a witticism at Miss Gerald, for both were laughing. Would that
-Bob could have caught the silvery sound of her voice! Would he had been
-near enough! Across the table, the little dark thing threw him a few
-consolatory glances. He had almost forgotten about her. Miss Dolly's
-temperamental eyes seemed to say "Drink to me only with thine eyes," and
-Bob responded recklessly to the invitation. The little dark thing seemed
-the only one on earth who was good to him. He drank to her with his
-eyes--without becoming intoxicated. Then she held a glass to her lips
-and gazed at him over it. He held one to his and did likewise. He should
-have become doubly intoxicated, but he didn't. He set down his glass
-mournfully. Miss Gerald noticed this sentimental little byplay, but what
-Bob did was, of course, of no moment to her.
-
-"Ponies, Mr. Bennett? And not equine?" Mrs. Dan with difficulty
-succeeded in again riveting Bob's wandering attention. "Ah, of course!"
-Her accents rising frivolously. "How stupid of me!" Gaily. "You mean the
-kind that do the dancing in the musical shows." And Mrs. Dan glanced a
-little furtively at her right.
-
-But on that side the good bishop was still expounding earnestly to the
-lady he had brought in. He was not in the least interested in what Mrs.
-Dan and Bob were saying. He was too much concerned in what he was saying
-himself. At Bob's left sat the young lady who had been his partner at
-tennis in the afternoon but she, obviously, took absolutely no interest
-in Bob now. He had a vague recollection of having been forced to say
-something in her hearing, earlier in the day, that had sounded almost as
-bad as his tennis-playing had been. Truth, according to the
-philosophers, is beautiful. Only it doesn't seem to be! This young lady
-had turned as much of the back of a bare "cold shoulder" on Bob at the
-table as she could. In fact, she made it quite clear Mrs. Dan could have
-the young man entirely to herself. So Mrs. Dan and Bob were really as
-alone, for confidential conversational purposes, as if they had been
-secluded in some retired cozy-corner.
-
-"Two show-girls and two ponies!" Mrs. Dan went on blithely. "That made
-one apiece." With a laugh. "Who got the ponies?"
-
-"Clarence got one."
-
-"And Dan?"
-
-Bob nodded. He had to, it was in the contract. The lady laughed again
-right gaily.
-
-"Dan always did like the turf," she breathed softly. "So fond of the
-track, or anything equine."
-
-For the moment Bob became again almost suspicious of her, she was _such_
-a "good fellow"! And Bob wasn't revengeful; because he had suffered
-himself he didn't wish the commodore any harm. Of course it would be
-rather a ghastly joke on the commodore if Mrs. Dan wasn't such a "good
-fellow" as she seemed. But Bob dismissed that contingency. He was
-helpless, anyway. He was no more than a chip in a stream. The current of
-Mrs. Dan's questions carried him along.
-
-"And what did the pony Dan got, look like?"
-
-"I think she had reddish hair."
-
-"How lurid! I suppose you all had a few ponies with the ponies?"
-Jocularly.
-
-"Yes," said the answering-machine.
-
-"I suppose the ponies had names? They usually do," she rattled on.
-
-"Yes. They had names, of course."
-
-"What was Dan's called?"
-
-The orchestra was playing a little louder now--one of those wild
-pieces--a rhapsody!
-
-"Don't know her real name."
-
-"Her stage name, then?"
-
-"Not sure of that!" Doubtfully.
-
-"But Dan _must_ have called her something?" With a gay little laugh.
-
-"Yes." Bob hesitated. In spite of that funereal feeling, he couldn't
-suppress a grin. "He called her Gee-gee."
-
-"Gee-gee!" almost shrieked the lady. Then she laughed harder than ever.
-She was certainly a good actress. At that moment she caught Mrs.
-Clarence Van Duzen's eye; it was coldly questioning.
-
-"And what did the pony Clarence got, look like?" Mrs. Dan had passed the
-stage of analyzing or reasoning clearly. She didn't even ask herself why
-Bob wasn't more evasive. She didn't want to know whether it was that
-"good-fellow" manner on her part that had really deceived him into
-unbosoming the truth to her, or whether--well, he had been drinking too
-much? He held himself soberly enough, it is true, but there are strong
-men who look sober and can walk a chalk line, when they aren't sober at
-all. Bob might belong to that class. She thought she had detected
-something on his breath when he passed on the links and he might have
-been "hitting it up" pretty hard since, on the side, with some of the
-men. In "vino veritas"! But whether "vino," or denseness on his part,
-she was sure of the "veritas." Instinct told her she had heard the
-truth.
-
-"And Clarence's pony--did she have red hair, too?" She put the question
-in a different way, for Bob was hesitating again.
-
-"No."
-
-"What was its hue?"
-
-"Peroxide, I guess." Gloomily.
-
-"Is that all you remember?" Mrs. Dan now was plying questions
-recklessly, regardlessly, as if Bob were on the witness-stand and she
-were state prosecutor.
-
-"About all. Oh!--her nose turned up and she had a freckle."
-
-"How interesting!" Mrs. Dan's laugh was rather forced, and she and Mrs.
-Clarence again exchanged glances, but Bob didn't notice. "And what was
-she called?" Breathing a little hard.
-
-"Gid-up," said Bob gravely.
-
-"'Gid-up'!" Again the lady almost had a paroxysm, but whether or not of
-mirth, who shall say. "Gee-gee and Gid-up!" Her broad bosom rose and
-fell.
-
-"Telegram, sir!" At that moment Bob heard another voice at his elbow.
-Across the table the man with the monocle was gazing at him curiously.
-
-
-
-
- CHAPTER VII--VARYING VICISSITUDES
-
-
-A footman had brought the message, which Bob now took and opened
-mechanically. It was from the commodore.
-
-"For heaven's sake," it ran, "return at once to New York Will explain."
-
-Bob eyed it gloomily. The commodore must have been considerably rattled
-when he had sent that.
-
-"Any answer, sir?" said the footman.
-
-Bob shook his head. What could he answer? He couldn't run away now; the
-commodore ought to know that. Of all fool telegrams!--
-
-"A business message, I suppose?" purred the lady at his side. "I trust
-it is nothing very important, to call you away?"
-
-"No, I shouldn't call it important," said Bob. "Quite unnecessary, I
-should call it."
-
-He crumpled up the message and thrust it into his pocket. At that moment
-one of Mrs. Ralston's paid performers--a high-class monologist--began to
-earn his fee. He was quite funny and soon had every one laughing. Bob
-strove to forget his troubles and laugh too. Mrs. Dan couldn't very well
-talk to him now, and relieved from that lady's pertinent prattle, he
-gradually let that "dull-care grip" slip from his resistless fingers.
-Welcoming the mocking goddess of the cap and bells, he yielded to the
-infectious humor and before long forgot the telegram and everything save
-that crop of near-new stories.
-
-But when the dinner was finally over, he found himself, again wrapped in
-deep gloom, wandering alone on the broad balcony. He didn't just know
-how he came to be out there all alone--whether he drifted away from
-people or whether they drifted away from him. Anyhow he wasn't burdened
-with any one's company. He entertained a vague recollection that several
-people had turned their backs on him. So if he was forced to lead a
-hermit's life it wasn't his fault. Probably old Diogenes hadn't _wanted_
-to live in that tub; people had made him. They wouldn't stand him in a
-house. There wasn't room for him and any one else in the biggest house
-ever built. So the only place where truth could find that real, cozy,
-homey feeling was _alone_ in a tub. And things weren't any better
-to-day. Nice commentary on our boasted "advanced civilization!"
-
-Bob felt as if he were the most-alone man in the world! Why, he was so
-lonesome, he wasn't even acquainted with himself. This was only his
-"double" walking here. He knew now what that German poet was driving at
-in those _Der Doppleganger_ verses. His "double" was alone. Where was
-he?--the real he--the original ego? Hanged if he knew! He looked up at
-the moon, but it couldn't tell him. At the same time, in spite of that
-new impersonal relationship he had established toward himself, he felt
-he ought to be immensely relieved in one respect. There would be no
-"cozy-cornering" for him that evening. He had the whole wide world to
-himself. He could be a wandering Jew as well as a _Doppleganger_, if he
-wanted to.
-
-He made out now two shadows, or figures, in the moonlight. Mrs. Dan and
-Mrs. Clarence were walking and talking together, but somehow he wasn't
-at all curious about them. His mental faculties seemed numbed, as if his
-brain were way off somewhere--between the earth and the moon, perhaps.
-Then he heard the purring of a car, which seemed way off, too. He saw
-Mrs. Dan and Mrs. Clarence get into the car and heard Mrs. Dan murmur
-something about the village and the telegraph office, and the car slid
-downward. Bob watched its rear light receding this way and that, like a
-will-o'-the-wisp, or a lonesome firefly, until it disappeared on the
-winding road. A cool breeze touched him without cooling his brow. Bob
-threw away a cigar. What's the use of smoking when you don't taste the
-weed?
-
-He wondered what he should do now? Go to bed, or--? It was too early for
-bed. He wouldn't go to bed at that hour, if he kept to that
-even-tenor-of-his-way condition. He hadn't violated any condition, so
-far. Those fellows who had inveigled him into this wild and woolly
-moving-picture kind of an impossible freak performance would have to
-concede that. There could be no ground for complaint that he wasn't
-living up to the letter and spirit of his agreement, even at the
-sacrifice of his most sacred feelings. Yes, by yonder gracious lady of
-the glorious moon! He wondered where _his_ gracious lady was now and
-what she was doing? Of course, the hammer-thrower was with her.
-
-"Are you meditating on your loneliness, Mr. Bennett?" said a
-well-remembered voice. The tones were even and composed. They were also
-distantly cold. Bob wheeled. Stars of a starry night! It was she.
-
- * * * * *
-
-She came right up and spoke to him--the pariah--the abhorred of many!
-His heart gave a thump and he could feel its hammering as his glowing
-eyes met the beautiful icy ones.
-
-"How did you get rid of him?" he breathed hoarsely.
-
-"Him?" said Miss Gwendoline Gerald, in a tone whose stillness should
-have warned Bob.
-
-"That sledge-hammer man? That weight-putter? That Olympian village
-blacksmith, I mean? The fellow with the open honest face?"
-
-"I don't believe I understand," observed the young lady, straight and
-proud as a wonderful princess in the moonlight. Bob gazed at her in
-rapture. Talk about the shoulders of that girl who had given him the
-cold shoulder at the dinner-table!--Miss Gwendoline's shoulders were a
-thousand times superior; they would cause any sculptor to rave. Their
-plastic beauty was that of the purest marble in that pure light. And
-that pure, perfect face, likewise bathed in the celestial flood of
-light--until now, never had he quite realized what he had lost, in
-losing her.
-
-"But never mind about explaining," went on the vision, apropos of Bob's
-Olympian, village-blacksmith remark. "I didn't come to discuss
-generalities."
-
-"Of course not," assented Bob eagerly.
-
-The music from the house now sounded suspiciously like a trot. Miss
-Gerald saw, though indistinctly, a face look out of the door. It might
-have been the little dark thing peering around for Bob, for she was
-quite capable of doing that. Bob didn't notice her--if it were she. He
-had eyes for but one. He was worshiping in that distant, eager, hungry,
-lost-soul kind of a way. Miss Gerald's glance returned to Bob.
-
-"Will you be so good as to take a turn or two about the garden with me?"
-she said in a calm, if hard and matter-of-fact tone. A number of people
-were now approaching from the other end of the broad, partially-enclosed
-space and Miss Gerald had observed them.
-
-"Will I?" Bob's accents expressed more eloquently than words how he felt
-about complying with that request. Would a man dying of thirst drink a
-goblet of cool, sparkling spring-water? Would a miser refuse gold? Or a
-canine a bone? "Will I?" repeated Bob, ecstatically, and threw back his
-shoulders. Thus men go forth to conquer. He did not realize how unique
-he was at the moment, for he was quite swept away. The girl cast on him
-a quick enigmatic glance, then led the way.
-
-Sometimes his eyes turned to the stars and sometimes toward her as they
-moved along. In the latter instance, they were almost proprietary, as if
-he knew she ought to belong to him, though she never would. The stars
-seemed to say she was made for him, the breeze to whisper it. Of course,
-he hadn't really any right to act "proprietary"; it was taking a certain
-poetic license with the situation. Once Miss Gerald caught that
-proprietary look and into the still depths of her own gaze sprang an
-expression of wonder. But it didn't linger; her eyes became once more
-coldly, proudly assured.
-
-Bob didn't ask whither she was leading him, or what fate had in store
-for him. Sufficient unto the present moment was the happiness thereof! A
-fool's paradise is better than no paradise at all. He didn't stop now to
-consider that he might be playing with verity when he hugged to his
-breast an illusory joy.
-
-She didn't talk at first, but he didn't find anything to complain of in
-that. It was blissful enough just to swing along silently at her side.
-He didn't have to bother about the truth-proposition when she didn't say
-anything. He could yield to a quiet unadulterated joy in the stillness.
-If denied, temporarily, the music of her voice, he was, at least,
-privileged to visualize her, as she walked along the narrow path with
-the freedom and grace of a young goddess, or one of Diana's lithe forest
-attendants. The vision, at length, stopped at the verge of a terrace
-where stood an Italian-looking little summer-house, or shelter. No one
-was in it, and she entered. They wouldn't be disturbed here.
-
-She leaned on a marble balustrade and for a moment looked down upon the
-shadowy tree-tops. The moonlight glinted a rounded white arm. Bob
-breathed deep. It was a spot for lovers. But there was still no
-love-light in Miss Gerald's eyes. They met the gaze of Bob, who hadn't
-yet come out of that paradoxical trance, with cold contemplation.
-
-"Do you know what people are beginning to say about you, Mr. Bennett?"
-began the vision, with considerable decision in her tones.
-
-"No," said Bob.
-
-"Some of them are wondering--well, if you are mentally quite all right."
-
-"Are they?" It was more the silvery sound of her voice than what people
-were saying that interested Bob.
-
-"The judge and Mrs. Vanderpool have agreed that you aren't. People are a
-little divided in the matter."
-
-"Indeed?" observed Bob. Of course if people were "divided," that would
-make it more interesting for them. Give them something to talk about!
-
-"The doctor agrees with the judge and Mrs. Vanderpool, but the bishop
-seems inclined to give you the benefit of the doubt," went on Miss
-Gerald, her silvery tones as tranquil and cold as moonlight on the still
-surface of an inland sea. "He said something about inherited
-eccentricities, probably just beginning to crop out. Or suggested it
-might be--well, a pose."
-
-"Very nice of the bishop!" muttered Bob. "Benefit of the doubt? Quite
-so! Fine old chap!"
-
-"Is that all you have to say?" said Miss Gerald, a faint note of scorn
-in her voice now. As she spoke she leaned slightly toward him. The
-moonlight touched the golden hair.
-
-"Maybe he felt he had to differ," remarked Bob, intent on the golden
-hair (it wasn't golden out here, of course) and the stars beyond. "He
-might not really differ at heart, but he had to seem broad and
-charitable. Ecclesiastical obligation, or habit, don't you see!"
-
-"I don't quite see," said the girl, though her bright eyes looked
-capable of seeing a great deal.
-
-"No?" murmured Bob. Some of that paradoxical happiness seemed to be
-fading from him. He couldn't hold it; it seemed as elusive as moonshine.
-If only she would stand there silently and let him continue to worship
-her, like that devout lover in the song--in "distant reverence." It
-wasn't surely quite consistent for a goddess to be so practical and
-matter-of-fact.
-
-"There are others who agree with the doctor and the judge and Mrs.
-Vanderpool," continued the girl.
-
-"You mean about my having a screw loose?"
-
-"Exactly." Crisply. "And some of them have consulted me."
-
-"And what did you say?" Quickly.
-
-"I'm afraid I couldn't enlighten them. I believe I suggested that sun
-theory--although it really wasn't blistering hot to-day, and you," with
-inimitable irony, "look capable of standing a little sunshine."
-
-"Yes, I feel as if I could stand a whole lot," said Bob gloomily.
-
-"Also I said," unmindful of this last remark, "there is sometimes a
-method in eccentricity, or madness. Lord Stanfield agreed with me. He
-said he found you an 'interesting young man.'"
-
-"Did he? Confound his impudence!" That monocle-man certainly did ruffle
-Bob.
-
-"You forget he's an old friend of my aunt's." Severely. "As I was
-saying, Lord Stanfield found you 'interesting,' and we agreed there
-might be a method," studying him closely, "but when we came to search
-for one, we couldn't find it."
-
-She didn't ask a question, so he didn't have to reply.
-
-"Mr. Bennett, why did you answer me like that down in the village?"
-
-Bob hung his head. He felt worse than a boy detected stealing apples.
-"Had to," he muttered desperately.
-
-"Why?" There was no mercy in that still pitiless voice.
-
-Bob took another long breath. "Please don't ask me," he pleaded after an
-ominous pause. That wasn't not telling the truth; it was only
-temporizing.
-
-The violet eyes gleamed dangerously. "I'm just a little bit curious,"
-said the girl in the same annihilating tone. "In the light of subsequent
-proceedings, you will understand! And as Mrs. Ralston's niece! Aunt
-doesn't quite realize things yet. The others have spared her feelings. I
-haven't, of course, gone to her. Aunt and I never 'talk over' our
-guests." Proudly.
-
-That made Bob wince. He looked at her with quite helpless eyes. "Maybe
-she will order me off the premises before long," he said eagerly. "I
-have already been considering the possibility of it. Believe me,"
-earnestly, "it would be the best way. Can't you see
-I'm--dangerous--positively dangerous? I'm worse than a socialist--an
-anarchist! Why, a Russian nihilist couldn't make half the trouble in the
-world that I can. I'm a regular walking disturber. Disaster follows in
-my path." Bitterly. "Some people look upon me as worse than the black
-plague. Now if your aunt would only turn me out? You see I can't go
-unless she does. Got to think of that even-tenor-of-my-way! But if she
-would only quietly intimate--or set the dog on me--"
-
-The girl gazed at him more steadily. "I wonder if the judge and the
-doctor and Mrs. Vanderpool aren't right, after all?" she observed
-slowly. "Let me look in your eyes, Mr. Bennett." Bob did. Miss Gerald
-had heard that one could always tell crazy people by their eyes. She
-intended to sift this matter to the bottom and therefore proceeded with
-characteristic directness. Folk that were--well, "off," she had been
-told, invariably showed that they were that, by a peculiar glitter.
-
-Miss Gerald gazed a few moments critically, steadily and with unswerving
-intention. Bob withstood that look with mingled wretchedness and
-rapture. He began to forget that they were just the eyes of a would-be
-expert on a mental matter, and his own eyes, looking deeper and deeper
-in those wonderful violet depths (he stood so she got the benefit of the
-moonlight) began to gleam with that old, old gleam Miss Gerald could
-remember in the past. Bob had never _talked_ love in those blissful days
-of yore, but he had looked it.
-
-"I don't see any signs of insanity," said the girl at length with cold
-assurance. That gleam wasn't a glitter. Nothing crazy about it! She had
-seen it too often in other men's eyes, as well as in Bob's--not perhaps
-to such a marked degree in other men's eyes,-but sufficiently so that
-she was fairly familiar with it. "You look normal enough to me."
-
-"Thank you," said Bob gratefully.
-
-"And that's just why"--a slight frown on the smooth fine brow--"I don't
-understand. Of course, a man not normal, might have answered as you did
-me (I'm not thinking of it as a personal matter, you will understand)."
-
-"Oh, I understand that," returned Bob. "I'm just a problem, not a
-person." She made him quite realize that. She made it perfectly and
-unmistakably apparent that he was, unto her, as some example in
-trigonometry, or geometry, or algebra, and she wanted to find the
-"solution." He was an "X"--the unknown quantity. The expression on her
-patrician features was entirely scholastic and calculating. Bob now felt
-the ardor of his gaze becoming cold as moonlight. This wasn't a lovers'
-bower; it was only a _palestra_, or an observatory.
-
-"You haven't answered me yet," she said.
-
-No diverting her from her purpose! She was certainly persistent.
-
-"You insist I shall tell you why I didn't want to see you?"
-
-She looked at him quickly. "That isn't what I asked, Mr. Bennett. I
-asked you to explain that remark in the village."
-
-"Same thing!" he murmured. "And it's rather hard to explain, but if I've
-got to--?" He looked at her. On her face was the look of proud
-unyielding insistence. "Of course, I've got to tell you the truth," said
-Bob, and his tone now was dead and dull. "In the first place, dad's
-busted, clean down and out, and--well, I thought I wouldn't see you any
-more."
-
-"I fail to see the connection." Her tones were as metallic as a voice
-like hers could make them.
-
-"It's like this!" said Bob, ruffling his hair. Here was a fine romantic
-way to make an avowal. "You see I was in love with you," he observed,
-looking the other way and addressing one of the furthermost stars of the
-heaven. "And--and--when a fellow's in love--and he can't--ah!--well, you
-know--ask the girl--you understand?"
-
-"Very vaguely," said Miss Gerald. Bob's explanation, so far, was one of
-those explanations that didn't explain. If he had so heroically made up
-his mind not to see her, he could have stayed away, of course, from the
-Ralston house. He couldn't explain how he was bound to accept the
-invitation to come, on account of being in "honor bound" to that
-confounded commodore, et al., to do so. There were bound to be loose
-ends to his explanation. Besides, those other awfully unpleasant things
-that had happened? He had to tell the truth, but he couldn't tell why he
-was telling the truth. That had been the understanding.
-
-Miss Gerald, at this point, began to display some of those alert and
-analytical qualities of mind that had made her father one of the great
-railroad men of his day. For an instant she had turned her head slightly
-at Bob's avowal--who shall say why? It may be she had felt the blood
-rush swiftly to her face, but if so a moment later she looked at him
-with that same icy calm. One hand had tightened on the cold balustrade,
-but Bob hadn't noticed that. She plied him now with a number of
-questions. She kept him on the gridiron and while he wriggled and
-twisted she stirred up the coals, displaying all the ability of an
-expert stoker. He was supersensitive about seeing her and yet as a free
-agent (she thought him that) he _had_ seen her. From her point of view,
-his mental processes were hopelessly illogical--worse than that. Yet she
-knew he was possessed of a tolerable mentality and a good-enough
-judgment for one who had in his composition a slight touch of
-recklessness.
-
-"I give it up," she said at length wearily.
-
-"Do you? Oh, thank you!" exclaimed Bob gratefully. "And if your aunt
-orders me from the place--"
-
-"But why can't you just go, if you want to? I'm sure no one will detain
-you." Haughtily.
-
-"Can't explain, only it's impossible. Like Prometheus bound to the rock
-for vultures to peck at, unless--"
-
-"How intelligible! And what a happy simile--under the circumstances!"
-with far-reaching scorn. "What if I should tell my aunt that her guest
-compared himself to--?"
-
-"That's the idea!" returned Bob enthusiastically. "Tell her that! Then,
-by jove, she would--Promise me! Please!"
-
-"Of course," said the girl slowly, "my diagnosis must be wrong." Or
-perhaps she meant that she had lost faith in that glitter-theory.
-
-"If you only _could_ understand!" burst from Bob explosively. It was
-nature calling out, protesting against such a weight of anguish.
-
-But Miss Gerald did not respond. A statue could not have appeared more
-unaffected and unsympathetic. She had half turned as if to go; then she
-changed her mind and lingered. It annoyed her to feel she had been
-baffled, for she was a young woman who liked to drive right to the heart
-of things. Her father had been called a "czar" in his world, and she had
-inherited, with other of his traits, certain imperious qualities. So for
-a moment or two she stood thinking.
-
-An automobile from the village went by them and proceeded to the house.
-It contained Mrs. Dan and Mrs. Clarence returning from the telegraph
-office, but Bob hardly saw it, or was aware who were its occupants. Miss
-Gerald absorbed him to the exclusion of all else now. He had no mind for
-other storms that might be gathering. Suddenly the girl turned on him
-with abrupt swiftness.
-
-
-
-
- CHAPTER VIII--NEW COMPLICATIONS
-
-
-"Is your father's embarrassment serious?" she asked.
-
-Bob looked startled. He didn't like the way she had shifted the
-conversation. "Pretty bad," he answered.
-
-"I believe, though, it's customary for men on the 'street' not to stay
-'downed,' as they say?"
-
-"Don't know as it's an invariable rule," returned Bob evasively. Then
-realizing it wouldn't do to be evasive: "As a matter of fact, I don't
-believe I'm very well posted as to that," he added.
-
-"What does your father say?" she asked abruptly.
-
-Bob would much rather not have talked about that with her. But--"Dad
-says there is no hope," he had to say.
-
-Miss Gerald was silent for a moment. As a child she remembered a very
-gloomy period in her own father's career--when the "street" had him
-"cornered." She remembered the funereal atmosphere of the big old
-house--the depression on nearly every one's face--how everything had
-seemed permeated with impending tragedy. She remembered how her father
-looked at her, a great gloomy ghost of himself with somber burning eyes.
-She remembered how seared and seamed his strong and massive face had
-become in but a few days. But that was long ago and he had long since
-left her for good. The vivid impression, however, of that gloomy period
-during her childhood remained with her. It had always haunted her,
-though her father had not been "downed" in the end. He had emerged from
-the storm stronger than ever.
-
-The girl shot a sidewise look at Bob, standing now with his arms folded
-like Hamlet. Perhaps he had come from such a funereal house as she,
-herself, so well remembered? Had dad's trouble, or tragedy, weighed on
-him unduly? Had it made him--for the moment--just slightly
-irresponsible? Miss Gerald, as has been intimated, had frankly liked Bob
-as an outdoor companion, or an indoor one, too, sometimes, for that
-matter. He was one of the few men, for example, she would "trot" with.
-He could "trot" in an eminently respectful manner, being possessed of an
-innate refinement, or chivalry, which certainly seemed good to her,
-after some of those other wild Terpsichorean performances of myriad
-masculine manikins in the mad world of Milliondom.
-
-"I suppose your father has taken his trouble much to heart?" Miss Gerald
-now observed.
-
-"Not a bit."
-
-"No?" In surprise.
-
-"No."
-
-"Why not?"
-
-"Said he looked to me to keep him in affluence the rest of his days."
-
-"To you?"
-
-"That's right."
-
-"But how?--What are you going to do?"
-
-"Hustle."
-
-"At what?"
-
-"Don't know. Got to find out."
-
-"What did you plan doing, when at college?"
-
-"Nothing."
-
-"Is it"--Miss Gerald got back to where she had been before--"the sense
-of awful responsibility," with slight sarcasm, "that has turned your
-brain?"
-
-"I'm not crazy."
-
-"No?" She remembered that most people in asylums say that.
-
-"Though I may be in a matter of three weeks," Bob added, more to himself
-than to her.
-
-"Why three weeks?"
-
-"Well, if I don't--just shouldn't happen to go crazy during that time,
-I'll be all right, after that."
-
-"Why do you allow a specified period for your mental deterioration?"
-
-"_I_ didn't allow it."
-
-"Who did?"
-
-"Can't tell you."
-
-Miss Gerald pondered on this answer. It would seem as if Bob had
-"hallucinations," if nothing worse. He was possessed of the idea, no
-doubt, that he would go crazy within three weeks. He didn't realize that
-the "deterioration," she referred to, might have already begun. He
-looked normal enough, though, had the most normal-looking eyes. Could it
-be that he was acting? And if he was acting, why was he? That seemed
-incomprehensible. Anyhow, it couldn't be a sense of responsibility that
-had "upset" Bob. She became sure of that now. He played a losing game
-with too much dash and brilliancy! Hadn't she seen him at polo--hadn't
-she held her breath and thrilled when he had "sailed in" and with
-irresistible vim snatched victory out of defeat? No; Bob wasn't a
-"quitter."
-
-"So your father looks to you to support him?"
-
-"So he said. The governor's a bit of a joker though, you know. He may be
-only putting up a bluff to try me out."
-
-"What did he advise you to do?"
-
-Bob shivered. "Matrimonial market."
-
-"You mean--?"
-
-"Heiress." Succinctly.
-
-"Any particular one?"
-
-"Dad did mention a name."
-
-"Not--?" She looked at him.
-
-"Yes."
-
-An awful pause.
-
-"Now you know why I didn't want to see you," said Bob, in that even
-fatalistic voice. "First place, I wouldn't ask you to marry me, if you
-were the last girl in the world! Second place, I was afraid if I saw
-you, some of these things dad said to try me, would be bound to pop out.
-You mustn't think badly of dad, Miss Gerald. As I've said, he didn't
-mean a word of it. He was only sizing me up. Don't I know that twinkle
-in his eye? Just wanted to see if I'm as lazy and good-for-nothing as
-some chaps brought up with the silver spoon. Why, he'd--honestly, dad
-would just kick me, if I took his advice. Why, if I went back home
-to-morrow," went on Bob, warming to the subject, "and told him we were
-engaged"--the girl moved slightly--"and were going to be married right
-off"--the girl moved again--"why--why, old as I am, dad would take off
-his coat and give me a good trouncing. That's the kind of a man dad is.
-I see it all now."
-
-He really believed he did--and for the first time. He felt he had solved
-the mystery of dad's manner and conduct. It _had_ been a mystery, but
-the solution had come to him like an inspiration. Dad wanted to see
-whether he would arise to the occasion. He had told him he didn't
-believe he was worth his salt just to see his backbone stiffen. He had
-alluded to that other way of repairing the "busted family credit" just
-to observe the effect on Bob. And how dad must have chuckled inwardly at
-Bob's response! Why, they'd almost had a scene, he and good old dad. Bob
-could smile at it now--if he could smile at anything. He certainly had
-been a numskull. Dad, pulling in fish somewhere, was probably still
-chuckling to himself, and wondering how Bob would work out the problem.
-
-"Dad was always just like that when I was a boy," he confided to Miss
-Gerald, now standing more than ever like a marble lady in the moonlight.
-"He would propose the contrariest things! Always trying and testing me.
-Guess that's why he acted so happy when he went broke. Thought it would
-make a man of me! By jove, that's it! Why, he was as care-free as a boy
-with a new top!"
-
-"Was he, indeed?" said Miss Gerald, studying Mr. Robert Bennett with
-eyes that looked very deep now, beneath the imperious brows. "How nice!"
-Oh, that tone was distant. It might have been wafted from one who stood
-on an iceberg.
-
-"Isn't it?" Bob heaved a sigh. "I'm not afraid of you any more," he
-said, "now that I've got that off my chest."
-
-Again Miss Gerald shivered slightly, but whether at the slang or not,
-was not apparent.
-
-"You can't frighten me any more," said Bob.
-
-"But why," said Miss Gerald, "did you tell me, at all, of dad's--as you
-call him--charming suggestion?"
-
-"Had to. Didn't you ask me?" In faint surprise. Then he remembered she
-didn't know he _had_ to tell the truth. That made him look rather
-foolish--or "imbecile," in the light of all those other proceedings.
-Miss Gerald's brow contracted once more. Again she might be asking
-herself if Master Robert was acting? Was this but gigantic, bombastic,
-Quixotic "posing" after all? It was too extraordinary to speak of such
-things as he had spoken of, to her! Did he only want to appear
-different? Did he seek to combine Apollo with Bernard Shaw in his
-attitude toward society? Or had he been reading Chesterton and was he
-but striving to present in his own personality a futurist's effect of
-upside-downness? Miss Gerald felt now the way she had at the modernists'
-exhibition, when she had gazed and gazed at what was apparently a load
-of wood falling down-stairs, and some one had told her to find the lady.
-It was about as difficult to-night to find the real Mr. Bennett--the
-happy-go-lucky Bob Bennett of last month or last week--as it had been to
-find that lady where appeared only chaotic kindling wood.
-
-Miss Gerald let the cool air fan her brow for a few moments. This young
-man was, at least, exhilarating. She felt a little dizzy. Meanwhile Bob
-looked at her with that sad silly smile.
-
-"You can't ask me any questions that will disconcert me now," he
-boasted.
-
-Miss Gerald looked at him squarely. "Will you marry me?" she said.
-
-It was a coup. Her father had been capable of just such coups as that.
-He would hit the enemy in the most unexpected manner in the most
-unexpected quarter, and thus overwhelm his foes. Miss Gerald might not
-mean it; she, most likely, only said it. Under the circumstances, to get
-at the truth herself, she was justified in saying almost anything. If he
-were but posing, she would prick the bubble of his pretense. If those
-grandiloquent, and, to her, totally unnecessary protestations didn't
-mean anything, she wished to know it. He would never, never marry
-her,--wouldn't he? Or, possibly, her question was but part of a plan, or
-general campaign, on her part, to test his sanity? Six persons--real
-competents, too!--had affirmed that he wasn't "just right." Be that as
-it may, Miss Gerald dropped this bomb in Master Bob's camp and waited
-the effect with mien serene.
-
-Her query worked the expected havoc, all right. Bob's jaw fell. Then his
-eyes began to flash with a new fierce love-light. He couldn't help it.
-Marry her?--Great Scott!--She, asking him, if he would? He felt his
-pulses beating faster and the blood pumping in his veins. His arms went
-out--very eager, strong, primitive arms they looked--that cave-man kind!
-Arms that seize resistless maidens and enfold them, willy-nilly! Miss
-Gerald really should have felt much alarmed, especially as there was so
-much doubt as to Bob's sanity. It's bad enough to be alone with an
-ordinary crazy man, but a crazy man who is in love with one? That is
-calculated to be a rather unusual and thrilling experience.
-
-However, though Miss Gerald may have entertained a few secret fears and
-possible regrets for her own somewhat mad precipitancy, she managed to
-maintain a fair semblance of composure. She had the courage to "stand
-by" the coup. She was like a tall lily that seems to hold itself
-unafraid before the breaking of the tempest. She did not even draw back,
-though she threw her head back slightly. And in her eyes was a
-challenge. Not a love challenge, though Bob could not discern that! His
-own gaze was too blurred.
-
-Miss Gerald suddenly drew in her breath quickly, as one who felt she
-would need her courage now. Almost had Bob, in that moment of
-forgetfulness, drawn her into his arms and so completed the paradoxical
-picture of himself, when the impulse was abruptly arrested. He seemed
-suddenly to awaken to a saner comprehension of the requirements of the
-moment. His arms fell to his side.
-
-"That's a joke, of course," he said hoarsely.
-
-"And if it wasn't?" she challenged him. There was mockery now in her
-eyes, and her figure had relaxed.
-
-"You affirm it isn't?"
-
-"I said _if_ it wasn't?"
-
-"I guess you win," said Bob wearily. These extremes of emotion were
-wearing on the system.
-
-"You mean you wouldn't, even if I had really, actually--?"
-
-"I mean you certainly do know how to 'even up' with a chap. When he
-doesn't dare dream of heaven, you suddenly pretend to fling open the
-golden gates and invite him to enter."
-
-"Like St. Peter," said the girl.
-
-"Ah, you _are_ laughing," said Bob bitterly, and dropped his head. Her
-assurance was regal. "As if it wasn't hard enough, anyway, to get you
-out of my darn-fool head," he murmured reproachfully.
-
-"Then you reject me?" said the girl, moving toward the entrance. "Good!
-I mean, bad! So humiliating to have been rejected! Good night, Mr.
-Bennett. No--it isn't necessary for you to accompany me to the house. I
-really couldn't think of troubling you after your unkind refusal to--"
-
-Bob groaned. "I say, there is always your aunt, you know, who can ask me
-to vacate the--" he called out.
-
-"I'll think about it," said the lady. A faint perfume was wafted past
-him and the vision vanished. Bob sank down on the cold marble seat.
-
- * * * * *
-
-He remained thus for some time, oblivious to the world, when another
-car, en route from the village to the house, purred past him, spitting
-viciously, however, between purrs. Bob didn't even look around.
-Spit!--spit!--purr!--purr!--Its two lights were like the eyes of some
-monster pussy-cat, on the war-path for trouble. Spit!--it seemed in a
-horribly vicious mood. More "spits" than "purrs," now! Then the car
-stopped, though it was some distance from the house.
-
-"Curse this old rattletrap!" said a man's voice.
-
-"Oh, I guess no one'll pay any attention to it," spoke another occupant.
-"Besides, it was the only one to be had at the station, and we had to
-get here quick."
-
-"You bet! The quicker, the better," observed a third man.
-
-They all got out, not far from where Bob sat in the dark gazing into a
-void, but he did not notice. Cars might come, and cars might go, for all
-of him. He was dimly aware of the sound of voices but he had no interest
-in guests, newly-arrived or otherwise. One of the trio paid the driver
-of the car and it purred back, somewhat less viciously, from whence it
-came.
-
-"Better separate when we get near the house and approach it carefully,"
-said the first speaker in low tense tones. "We've got to get hold of him
-without anybody knowing it."
-
-"That's right. Wouldn't do to let _them_"--with significant
-accent--"know what we've come for," said the second man. The trio were
-quite out of ear-shot of Bob, by now.
-
-"Hope it'll turn out all right," spoke the third anxiously. "Why, in
-heaven's name, didn't we think of this in the first place?"
-
-"Can't think of every contingency!" answered the first speaker
-viciously. "Our plan now is to get hold of one of the servants. A nice
-fat tip, and then--Come on! No time to waste!"
-
-As they made their way up the driveway to the house Bob looked drearily
-around. His eyes noted and mechanically followed the trio of dark forms.
-He saw them stop near the house; then he observed one approach a side
-window and peer in. A moment later another approached another window and
-peered in.
-
-"That's funny!" thought Bob, without any particular emotion. At the same
-time, he recalled that a band of burglars had been going about, looting
-country-houses. Perhaps these fellows were after a few hundred thousand
-dollars' worth of jewels? There might be half a million dollars' worth
-of jewelry sprinkled about among Mrs. Ralston's guests. But what did it
-matter? The presence of these intruders seemed too trifling a matter to
-think about now, and Bob sank into another reverie.
-
-How long he remained thus, he did not know. The laughter and talk of a
-number of guests, coming out the front way (end of a "trot," probably)
-aroused him and Bob got up.
-
-As he did so, he fancied he saw again the three men he had noticed, then
-forgotten, slip around toward the back of the house. Throughout the
-gardens, the moonlight made clear spots on the ground where the bright
-rays sifted through the foliage or shone down between the trees, and
-they had to skip across one of these bright places to get around
-somewhere behind the big mansion. Undoubtedly, the appearance from the
-house of the guests who wanted to cool off had startled the intruders
-and inspired a desire to make themselves less conspicuous for the time
-being. Bob entertained a vague impression that the conduct of the trio
-was rather crude and amateurish, though that didn't worry him. He didn't
-care whether they were full-fledged yeggmen of the smoothest class, or
-only bungling artists, a discredit to their profession. He dismissed
-consideration of them as quickly again as he had done before.
-
-A yawn escaped his lips, and it rather surprised him that a
-broken-hearted man could yawn. He looked at his watch, holding it in the
-moonlight, and saw that it was late enough now so that he could retire
-if he wished, without violating, to any great degree, that
-even-tenor-of-his-way clause. Accordingly Bob got up and walked toward
-the house. A side door was open and he went in that way and up to his
-room. He was glad he didn't encounter any one--that is, any one he had
-to speak to. The monocle-man drifted by him somewhere, but Bob didn't
-have to pay much attention to him. He could imagine the superior way in
-which the Britisher had informed Miss Gerald that he found him (Bob) an
-"interesting young man." The monocle-man and the bishop seemed to agree
-on that point.
-
-Undressing hastily, Bob flung himself into bed. He had gone through so
-much he was tired and scarcely had he touched the sheets when the
-welcoming arms of Morpheus claimed him. His sleep was sound--very sound!
-In fact, it was so sound that something occurred and he didn't know it.
-It occurred again--several times--and still he did not know it. Another
-interval!--a long one! Bob yet slept the sleep of the overwrought. His
-fagged brain was trying to readjust itself. He could have slept right
-through to the dawn, but this was not to be. Long before the glowing god
-made its appearance in the east, Bob was rudely yanked from the arms of
-Morpheus.
-
-
-
-
- CHAPTER IX--ANOTHER SURPRISE
-
-
-Three men were in his room and Bob found himself sitting up in bed and
-blinking at them. The lights they had turned on seemed rather bright.
-
-"Hello!" said Bob.
-
-"Hello yourself!" said the commodore in a low but nasty manner. "And not
-so loud!"
-
-"Some sleeper, you are!" spoke Dickie in a savage whisper.
-
-"Believe he heard, all right!" came Clarence's hushed, unamiable tones.
-"Perverse beast, and pretended not to!"
-
-Bob hugged his knees with his arms. "You've torn your pants," he
-observed to the commodore.
-
-"Never you mind _that_" as guardedly, though no more pleasantly than
-before.
-
-"Oh, all right," said Bob meekly. He didn't ask any questions, nor did
-he exhibit any curiosity. There couldn't anything happen now that would
-make matters much worse. But in that, he was "reckoning without his
-host."
-
-"Got in the window, of course," he observed in a low unconcerned tone,
-as if their coming and being there after midnight was the most natural
-occurrence in the world. "Not so hard to get in, with that balcony out
-there. All you had to do was to 'shin up' and then there's that trellis
-to help. Good strong trellis, too. Regular Jacob's ladder! Easiest thing
-for burglars! Thought you _were_ burglars," he added contemplatively.
-
-"You mean you saw us?" snapped the commodore, almost forgetting his
-caution. His expression matched his tone. He was no longer the jovial
-sailorman; he wore now a regular Dick Deadeye look. To Bob's
-comprehensive glance he appeared like a fragment in a revival of
-_Pinafore_.
-
-"Oh, I didn't know it was you," said Bob.
-
-"Where were you?"
-
-"Summer-house."
-
-"Think of that," murmured the commodore, disgustedly. "Bird at hand, and
-we didn't know it. Fool of a bird had to hop away and make us all this
-trouble!"
-
-"I told you I thought you were burglars," observed Bob patiently. He
-didn't care how they abused him or what names they called him.
-
-That disagreeable look on Dan's face was replaced by a startled one.
-"Good gracious, man"--only that wasn't the expression he used--"I hope
-you haven't told any one you saw burglars prowling around? Nice for us
-if you did!" As he spoke he gazed anxiously toward the window, before
-which they had taken the precaution to draw a heavy drape after
-entering.
-
-"No, I didn't tell a soul."
-
-"But--I don't understand why you didn't when you thought--?"
-
-"I ought to have spoken, I suppose," said Bob with a melancholy smile.
-"But it didn't seem very important and--I guess I forgot. These little
-jewel robberies are getting to be such commonplace occurrences!"
-
-The commodore stared at him. Then he touched his forehead. "A lot of
-trouble you've made for us," he said, speaking in that low tense voice,
-while Clarence and Dickie looked on in mad and reproachful fashion.
-"Bribed a servant to tell you to slip out! Told him to whisper that we
-were waiting in the garden and simply had to see you at once! Didn't you
-hear him rap on your door?"
-
-"No," answered Bob sorrowfully.
-
-"Heavens, man! believe you'd sleep through an earthquake and cyclone
-combined! Servant came back and told us he'd tapped on your door as
-loudly as he dared. Was afraid he'd arouse the whole house if he knocked
-louder. When you leave a 'call' at the hotels, how do they manage? Break
-down the door with an ax?"
-
-Bob overlooked the sarcasm. The commodore might have thumped him with an
-ax, at the moment, and he wouldn't have protested very hard. He murmured
-a contrite apology.
-
-"Get my telegram?" said the commodore.
-
-"Yes. What _could_ you have been thinking about when you sent it? How
-could I leave when I had to stay? Thought you must have been sailing
-pretty close in the wind at the yacht club, when you dashed it off!
-Could just feel your main-sail fluttering."
-
-The commodore swore softly but effectively. Clarence and Dickie murmured
-something, too. Bob hugged his knees closer. Being so unhappy himself,
-he couldn't but feel a dull sympathy when he saw any one else put out.
-
-"See here," said the commodore, "what's the situation? We never dreamed,
-of course, that you would come here. Have you been talking with Mrs. Dan
-and Mrs. Clarence? Dickie's been conjuring all kinds of awful things you
-might have told them, if they cornered you and you got that
-truth-telling stunt going. Dickie's got an imagination. Too confounded
-much imagination!" Here the commodore wiped his brow. That was quite a
-bad tear in his pants but he appeared oblivious to it. "Maybe you would
-have thought it a capital way to turn the tables on us poor chaps?" he
-went on, stabbing Bob with a baleful look. "Perhaps you came here on
-purpose?"
-
-"No," said Bob, "I couldn't have done that, of course, owing to the
-conditions." And he related what had happened to bring him there.
-
-Dan groaned. "Why, it was we, ourselves, who steered him right up
-against her at the Waldorf. It was we who got him asked down here. I
-suppose you've been chuckling ever since you came?" Turning on Bob, with
-a correct imitation of Mr. Deadeye, at his grouchiest moment.
-
-"No," said Bob, speaking to immeasurable distance, "I haven't done any
-chuckling since I came here. Nary a chuckle!"
-
-"Let's get down to brass tacks," interrupted Dickie, "and learn if our
-worst apprehensions are realized. There's a girl down here I think a lot
-of and I'd like to know if, by any chance, any conversation you may have
-had with her turned on me. I allude to Miss Dolly--"
-
-"Hold on," said the commodore. "That's not very important. Suppose she
-should have found out a few things about you? You aren't married. It's
-different in the case of married men, like Clarence and me here. We'll
-dismiss Miss Dolly, if you please, for the present--"
-
-"I really haven't said anything to Miss Dolly about you," said Bob to
-Dickie. "Your name hasn't been mentioned between us." He was glad he
-could reassure one of them, at least. He wouldn't have had Dickie so
-sorrowful as himself for the world.
-
-That young man looked immensely relieved. It may be he experienced new
-hope of leading the temperamental young thing to the altar, and
-incidentally consummating a consolidation of competing chimneys,
-conveniently contiguous. "Thanks, old chap," he said, and shook Bob's
-hand heartily.
-
-"But what about us?" whispered the commodore sibilantly. "Have you
-talked with Mrs. Clarence or Mrs. Dan to any great extent?"
-
-"I haven't had hardly a word with Mrs. Clarence," answered Bob,
-whereupon Clarence began to "throw out his chest," the way Dickie had
-done.
-
-The commodore shifted uneasily, seeming to find difficulty in continuing
-the conversation. He moved back and forth once or twice, but realizing
-he was making a slight noise, stood still again, and looked down at Bob.
-
-"Talk much with Mrs. Dan?" he at length asked nervously.
-
-"I did have a little conversation with Mrs. Dan," Bob was forced to
-reply. "Or, I should say, to be strictly truthful, rather a long
-conversation. You see, I took her in to dinner."
-
-The commodore showed signs of weakness. He seemed to have very
-indecisive legs all of a sudden. "Talk about me?" he managed to
-ejaculate.
-
-"Some. I'm not certain just how much."
-
-"What--what was said?"
-
-"I can't remember all. It's very confused. I've had a lot of
-conversations, you see, and most of them awfully unpleasant. I remember,
-though, that Mrs. Dan impressed me as a very broad-minded lady. Said she
-had lived in Paris, and was not a bit jealous."
-
-"What!" Dan was breathing hard.
-
-"Said she always wanted you to have the best kind of a time."
-
-"Did she say that?" asked the commodore. "And you believed it? Go on."
-In a choked voice. "Did you tell her about that cabaret evening?"
-
-"I believe it was mentioned, incidentally."
-
-"Say _I_ was there?" put in Clarence quickly. He was losing that
-"chestiness."
-
-"I rather think I did. I--what is that?" Bob looked toward the window.
-There was a sound below at the foot of the balcony. Some one turned out
-the light in the room and Bob strode to the window and looked out. "It's
-a dog," he said. "He's snuffing around at the foot."
-
-"He's doing more than snuffing," observed the commodore apprehensively,
-as at that moment a bark smote the air. They stood motionless and
-silent. The dog stopped barking, but went on snuffing. Maybe it would go
-away after a moment, and they waited. Dickie and the commodore had
-thrashed out that question of dogs. With so many guests around, they had
-figured that, of course, they would be dog-safe. Didn't they look like
-guests? How could a dog tell the difference between them and a guest? It
-is true, they hadn't been expecting so much trouble as they had been put
-to, to find Bob. They had, in that little balcony-climbing feat, rather
-exceeded what they had expected to be called on to do. In their
-impatience, they had acted somewhat impetuously, but it had looked just
-as easy, after the servant had pointed out the room and told them Bob
-was in, as certain sounds from his bed indubitably indicated.
-
-They couldn't very well enter the house as self-invited guests, though
-they, of course, would have been made welcome. They couldn't very well
-say they had all changed their minds about those original invitations
-which had naturally included husbands as well as wives. After all three
-had declined to come on account of business, it would certainly look
-like collusion, if all three found they hadn't had urgent business, at
-all, in town. If anything untoward or disastrous had happened in the
-conversational line, with Bob as the Demon God, Truth, their sudden
-entrance upon the stage of festivities, would seem to partake of inner
-perturbation; it might even appear to be a united and concentrated case
-of triple guilty conscience. This, obviously, must be avoided at any
-cost. How they had heard Bob was here at the Ralston house, matters not.
-Naturally they had kept tab on his movements, where he went and what he
-did being of some moment to them.
-
-The dog barked again. Thereupon, a window opened and they knew that some
-one had been aroused.
-
-"He's looking out. It's the monocle-chap," whispered Bob.
-
-"Who's he?"
-
-"One of Mrs. Ralston's importations. Belonged to that Anglo-English
-colony when she did that little emigration act in dear old London."
-
-"Hang it, we've got to get out," whispered the commodore nervously. No
-matter what had been said; no matter what the Demon God of Truth had
-done, it was incumbent on them not to remain longer, with that dog
-looking up toward Bob's window and making that spasmodic racket. Some
-one might get up and go out and see footprints, or a disturbed trellis.
-The commodore forgot a certain desperate business proposition, apropos
-of that confounded wager, he had come to put to Bob. That infernal dog
-got on his nerves and put that other matter, which would settle this
-truth-telling stunt at once, right out of his mind.
-
-It was all very well, however, to say they "had to get out," but it was
-another matter to tell how they were going to do it. They couldn't
-descend the way they had come, and meet doggie. Bob arose to the
-occasion.
-
-"I can let you into the hall and show you downstairs, to that side door
-on the other side of the house. You can take one of my golf sticks, just
-as a safeguard, but I think you'll be able to circumvent the jolly
-little barker without being obliged to use it."
-
-"What kind of a dog is it?" whispered the commodore who had a pronounced
-aversion to canines.
-
-"Looked like a smallish dog. Might be a bull."
-
-"Better give us each a club," suggested Clarence in a weak voice.
-
-Which Bob did. The dog renewed the vocal performance, and-- "Hurry,"
-whispered the commodore. "Find means to communicate with you to-morrow,
-Mr. Bennett." Bob didn't resent the formality of this designation, which
-implied to what depths he had fallen in good old Dan's estimation. "Can
-we get down-stairs without any one hearing us?"
-
-Bob thought they could. Anyhow, they would have to try, so he opened the
-door softly and led the way. Fortunately, the house was solidly built
-and not creaky. They attained down-stairs safely, and at last reached
-the side door without causing any disturbance. Bob unfastened the door,
-the key turned noiselessly and they looked out. There was no sign of any
-living thing on lawn or garden on this side of the house.
-
-"Out you go quickly," murmured Bob, glancing apprehensively over his
-shoulder. His position was not a particularly agreeable one. Suppose one
-of the servants, on an investigating tour as to the cause of doggie's
-perturbation, should chance upon him (Bob) showing three men out of the
-house in that secret manner at this time of night?
-
-But before disappearing into the night, the commodore took time to
-whisper: "Was Gee-gee's name mentioned?"
-
-"I fear so," said Bob sadly.
-
-The commodore wasted another second or two to tell Bob fiercely what he
-thought of him and how they would "fix" him on the morrow, after which
-he sprang out and darted away like a rabbit.
-
-Bob wanted to call out that they were welcome to "fix" him, but he was
-afraid that others beside Dan might hear him, so he closed and locked
-the door carefully and stood there alone in the great hall, in his
-dressing-gown. Then he sat down in a dark corner and listened. Better
-wait until all was quiet, he told himself, before retracing his steps to
-his room. The dog seemed to have stopped barking altogether now and soon
-any persons it might have awakened would be asleep again. His trio of
-visitors must be well on their way to the village by this time, he
-thought. He was sorry the commodore seemed to feel so bad. And
-Clarence?--poor Clarence! That last look of his haunted Bob. Anyhow, he
-was pleased Dickie had, so far, escaped his (Bob's) devastating touch.
-
-How long he sat there he did not know. Probably only a few moments. A
-big clock ticked near by, which was the only sound now to be heard.
-Suddenly it occurred to him that he had better return to his room, and
-wearily he arose. Up-stairs it seemed darker than it had been when he
-had left his room. He had the dim lights in the great hall below to
-guide him then. Now it was a little more difficult. However, after
-traversing without mishap a few gloomy corridors--he realized what a big
-house it really was--he reached, at last, his room near the end of one
-of the upper halls and entered.
-
-He had a vague idea he had left his door partly ajar, but he wasn't
-sure; probably he hadn't, for it was now closed; or maybe a draft of air
-had closed it. Groping his way in the dark for his bed, he ran against a
-chair. This ruffled his temper somewhat as the sharp edge had come in
-contact with that sensitive part of the anatomy, known as the shin-bone.
-He felt for his bed, but it wasn't there where it ought to be. He must
-have got turned around coming in. His fingers ran over a dresser. Some
-of the articles on it seemed strange to him. He thought he heard a
-rustle and stood still, with senses alert, experiencing a regular
-burglar-feeling at the moment. He hadn't become so ossified to emotion
-as he had supposed. But everything was now as silent as the grave. Again
-his hand swept out, to learn where he was, and again his fingers swept
-over the dresser. What were all those confounded things? He didn't know
-he had left so much loose junk lying around. And where was that
-confounded switch-button?
-
-At that moment some one else found it, for the room became suddenly
-flooded with light. Bob started back, and as he did so, something fell
-from the dresser to the floor. He stared toward the bed in amazement and
-horror. Some one, with the clothes drawn up about her, was sitting up.
-Bob wasn't the only one who had a surprise that night. The
-temperamental, little dark thing was treated to one, too. Above the
-white counterpane, she stared at Bob.
-
-
-
-
- CHAPTER X--INTO BONDAGE
-
-
-She continued to stare for some moments, while he stood frozen to the
-spot. Then the young lady's face changed. Fear, startled wonder, gave
-way to an expression of growing comprehension and into her eyes came
-such an excited look.
-
-"You!" said Miss Dolly in a thrilling whisper. And then--"Pick it up,
-please."
-
-Instead of picking anything up--he didn't know what--Bob was about to
-rush for the door, when-- "Stop! Or I'll scream," exclaimed Miss Dolly.
-"I'll scream so loud I'll wake every one in the house."
-
-Bob stopped. In his eyes was an agony of contrition and shame. Miss
-Dolly, however, seemed quite self-possessed. She might have been
-frightened at first, but she was no longer that. Her temperamental,
-somewhat childish face wore a thrill of pleasurable anticipation. "Now
-pick it up," she repeated.
-
-"What?" stammered Bob in a shrinking voice.
-
-"The brooch, to be sure. Didn't you drop it?"
-
-"I?" said Bob, drawing his dressing-gown closer about him. They were
-speaking in stage whispers.
-
-"Of course. Wasn't it what you came for?"
-
-"Came for? Great heavens!--Do you think?--"
-
-"Think?" said Miss Dolly. "I know."
-
-Bob looked at her. Her face appeared elf-like, uncannily wise. But for
-all her outward calm, her eyes were great big, excited eyes. His
-horrified glance turned quickly from them to regard a gleaming diamond
-and pearl brooch on the rug. "Jumping Je-hoshaphat! You don't think
-I'm--"
-
-"One of those thrilling society-highwaymen, or social buccaneers?" said
-Miss Dolly. "Of course, and I'm so glad it happened like this. I
-wouldn't have missed it for the world. Really, I've always wanted to
-meet one of those popular heroes. And now to think my dream has come
-true! It's just like a play, isn't it?"
-
-"It is not," replied Bob savagely. This was too much. It was just about
-the last straw. "I--" Then he stopped. Suppose any one should hear him?
-Miss Dolly's temperamental and comprehensive eyes read his thought.
-
-"I don't think there's any danger," she purred soothingly. "You see
-there's a bathroom on one side of the room and a brick wall on the
-other. I wouldn't be surprised if all the rooms are separated by brick
-partitions," she confided to him. "Mrs. Ralston likes everything
-perfect--sound-proof, fire-proof, and all that."
-
-"See here," said Bob. "I was just wandering around--couldn't
-sleep--and--and I came in here, quite by mistake. Thought it was my own
-room!" With some vehemence.
-
-Miss Dolly shook her head reprovingly, and her temperamental hair flowed
-all about her over the white counterpane. She knew it must look very
-becoming, it was such wonderful hair--that is, for dark hair. Bob
-preferred light. Not that he was thinking of hair, now! "Can't you do
-better than that?" asked the temperamental young thing.
-
-"Better than what?" queried Bob ill-naturedly. He was beginning to feel
-real snappy.
-
-"Invent a better whopper, I mean?"
-
-"It isn't a whopper, and--and I positively refuse to stay here any
-longer. Positively!"
-
-"Oh, no; not positively," said Miss Dolly, nodding a wise young head.
-"You're going to stay, unless--you know the alternative. Since I'm
-destined to be a heroine, I want a regular play-scene. I don't want my
-part cut down to nothing. Don't you love thief-plays, Mr. Bennett? It's
-such fun to see people running around, not knowing who _is_ the thief.
-I'm sure I feel quite privileged, in this instance."
-
-Bob growled beneath his breath. He was handsome enough certainly for a
-matinee hero. He was tall and lithe and had such clean-cut features. The
-temperamental young thing regarded him with thrilling approval. He
-entirely realized her ideal of a social burglar. It seemed almost too
-good to be true.
-
-"I knew you were different from other men," she said. "Something told me
-from the very first; perhaps it was the way you tangoed. I expected you
-would ask me to trot, but you didn't." Reprovingly. "Suppose you were
-otherwise engaged?" Glancing toward the brooch.
-
-"Not the way you think!" said Bob gloomily, looking more striking than
-ever in that melancholy pose. It seemed to harmonize with a
-crime-stained career.
-
-"Of course," murmured Dolly, "it was you who got Mrs. Templeton
-Blenfield's wonderful emeralds?"
-
-"It was not," answered Bob curtly.
-
-"You were at that costume ball where she lost them?"
-
-"Suppose I was?" he snapped. Yes, snapped! There is a limit to human
-endurance.
-
-"And you were at Mrs. Benton Briscoe's when a tiara mysteriously
-disappeared?"
-
-"Well, I'm hanged!" said Bob, staring at her.
-
-"Oh, I hope not--that is, I hope you won't be, some day," answered
-Dolly. "Are you going to 'fess up?' You'd better. Maybe I won't betray
-you--yet. Maybe I won't at all, if you're real nice."
-
-"Oh!" said Bob. Whereupon she smiled at him sweetly, just as if to say
-it was nice and exciting to have a great, big, bold (and wildly
-handsome) society-highwayman in her power. Why, she could send him to
-jail, if she wanted to. She had but to lift a little finger and he would
-have to jump. The consciousness of guilty knowledge and power she
-possessed made her glow all over. She didn't really know though, yet,
-whether she would be kind or severe.
-
-"Do you operate alone, or with accomplices?" she asked, after a few
-moments' pleasurable anticipations.
-
-"I beg pardon?" Bob was again gazing uneasily toward the door.
-
-"Got any pals?" She tried to talk the way they do in the thief-books.
-
-"No, I haven't," snapped Bob. That truth pact made it necessary to
-answer the most silly questions.
-
-"Well, I didn't know but you had," murmured the temperamental young
-thing. "I heard a dog barking and that made me think you might have
-them. You're sure you didn't let anybody into the house?"
-
-"I didn't."
-
-Miss Dolly snuggled herself together more cozily. She seemed about to
-ask some more questions. Perhaps she would want to know if he had let
-anybody out, and then he would have to tell her--
-
-"Look here," said Bob desperately. "Maybe it hasn't occurred to you,
-but--this--this isn't exactly proper. Me here, like this, and you--"
-
-"Oh, I'm not afraid," answered Miss Dolly with wonderful assurance. "I
-can quite take care of myself."
-
-"But--but--" more desperately--"if I should be discovered?--Can't you
-see, for your own sake--?"
-
-"My own sake?" The big innocent eyes opened wider. "In that case, of
-course, I'd tell them the truth."
-
-"The truth!" How he hated the word! "You mean that I--?" Glancing toward
-the brooch.
-
-"Of course!" Tranquilly.
-
-Bob tried to consider. He could see what would happen to him, if they
-were interrupted. It certainly was a most preposterous conversation,
-anyhow. Besides, it wasn't the place or the time for a conversation of
-any kind. He had just about made up his mind that he would go, whether
-she screamed or not, and take the consequences, however disagreeable
-they might be, when--
-
-"Well, trot along," said Miss Dolly graciously. "I suppose you've got a
-lot of work to do to-night and it's rather unkind to detain you. Only
-pick up the brooch before you go." He obeyed. "Now put it on the dresser
-and leave it there. Hard to do that, isn't it?"
-
-"No, it isn't." Savagely.
-
-"Well, you can go now. By the way, Mrs. Vanderpool has a big
-bronze-colored diamond surrounded by wonderful pink pearls. It's an
-antique and--would adorn a connoisseur's collection."
-
-"But I tell you I am not--"
-
-"My! How stupid, to keep on saying that! But, of course, you must really
-be very clever. Society-highwaymen always are. Good night. So glad I was
-thinking of something else and forgot to lock the door!"
-
-Bob went to the door and she considerately waited until he had reached
-it; then she put out a hand and pushed a convenient button which shut
-off the light. Bob opened the door but closed it quickly again. He
-fancied he saw some one out there in the hall, a shadowy form in the
-distance, but was not absolutely sure.
-
-"Aren't you gone?" said the temperamental young thing.
-
-"S-sh!" said Bob.
-
-For some moments there was silence, thrilling enough, even for her. Then
-Bob gently opened the door once more, though very slightly, and peered
-out of the tiniest crack, but he failed to see any one now, so concluded
-he must have been mistaken. The shadows were most deceptive. Anyhow,
-there was more danger in staying than in going, so he slid out and
-closed the door. At the same moment he heard a very faint click. It
-seemed to come from the other side of the hall. He didn't like that, he
-told himself, and waited to make sure no one was about. The ensuing
-silence reassured him somewhat; and the "click," he argued, might have
-come from the door he himself had closed.
-
-The temperamental young thing, holding her breath, heard him now move
-softly but swiftly away. She listened, nothing happened. Then she
-stretched her young form luxuriously and pondered on the delirious
-secret that was all hers. A secret that made Bob her slave! Abjectly her
-slave! Like the servant of the lamp! She could compel him to turn
-somersaults if she wanted to.
-
-Bob awoke with a slight headache, which, however, didn't surprise him
-any. He only wondered his head didn't ache more. People came down to
-breakfast almost any time, and sometimes they didn't come down at all
-but sipped coffee in their rooms, continental-fashion. It was late when
-Bob got up, so a goodly number of the guests--the exceptions including
-Mrs. Dan and Mrs. Clarence--were down by the time he sauntered into the
-big sun-room, where breakfast was served to all with American appetites.
-
-The temperamental little thing managed accidentally (?) to encounter him
-at the doorway before he got into the room with the others. He shivered
-slightly when he saw her, though she looked most attractive in her
-rather bizarre way. Bob gazed beyond her, however, to a vision in the
-window. "Vision!" That just described what Miss Gwendoline looked like,
-with the sunlight on her and making an aureole of her glorious fair
-hair. Of course one could put an adjective or two, before the
-"vision"--such as "beautiful," or something even stronger--without being
-accused of extravagance.
-
-The little dark thing, uttering some platitude, followed Bob's look, but
-she didn't appear jealous. She hadn't quite decided how much latitude to
-give Bob. That young gentleman noticed that the hammer-thrower, looking
-like one of those stalwart, masculine tea-passers in an English novel,
-was not far from Miss Gwendoline. His big fingers could apparently
-handle delicate china as well as mighty iron balls or sledges. He
-comported himself as if his college education had included a course at
-Tuller's in Oxford Street, in London, where six-foot guardsmen are
-taught to maneuver among spindle-legged tables and to perform almost
-impossible feats without damage to crockery.
-
-Miss Dolly now maneuvered so as to draw Bob aside in the hall to have a
-word or two before he got to bacon and eggs. What she said didn't
-improve his appetite.
-
-"I'm so disappointed in you," she began in a low voice.
-
-He asked why, though not because he really cared to know.
-
-"After that hint of mine!" she explained reproachfully. "About Mrs.
-Vanderpool's bronze diamond, I mean!"
-
-"I fear I do not understand you," said Bob coldly.
-
-She bent nearer. "Of course I thought it would disappear," she murmured.
-"I expected you to execute one of those clever coups, and so I went
-purposely to Mrs. Vanderpool's room on some pretext this morning to
-learn if it was gone. But it wasn't. I cleverly led the conversation up
-to it and she showed it to me."
-
-"Great Scott!" he exclaimed. "Did you think she wouldn't have it to show
-you? That it had found its way to my pockets?"
-
-"Of course," she answered. "And you _are_ quite sure you haven't it,
-after all?" she asked suspiciously.
-
-"How could I, when you saw--"
-
-"Oh, you might have substituted a counterfeit brooch just like it for--"
-
-Bob groaned. "You certainly have absorbed those plays," he remarked.
-
-"I expected a whole lot of things would be gone," she went on, "and,
-apparently," with disappointment, "no one has missed anything. It's
-quite tame. Did you get discouraged because you failed to land the
-'loot'--is that the word?--in my case? And did you then just go
-prosaically to bed?"
-
-"I certainly went to bed, though there was nothing prosaic about the
-procedure."
-
-"And yet what a dull night it must have been for you!"
-
-"I shouldn't call it that."
-
-"No?" She shifted the conversation. "Who do you suppose has come? Dickie
-Donnelly. Said he had arrived in town on some business and took
-advantage of the opportunity to make a little call on me. Incidentally,
-he seems interested in you. Said he would make it a point to see you
-after you got down. He's out on the veranda smoking now, I guess. He
-wanted to talk to me but I made an excuse to shoo him away. He isn't
-half so exciting as you are, you know. I'm quite positive now I couldn't
-marry him and annex his old chimneys to ours, for all the world.
-Chimneys are such commonplace means to a livelihood, Mr. Bennett, don't
-you think? They are so ugly and dependable. Not at all romantic and
-precarious! They just smoke and you get richer. There isn't a single
-thrill in a whole forest of chimneys. But I mustn't really keep you from
-your breakfast any longer," she added with sudden sedulousness. "I've
-quite planned what we're going to do to-day."
-
-"You have?" With a slight accent on the first word.
-
-"Yes," she assured him quietly. "So run along now."
-
-The slave, glad to get away, started to obey, when--"One moment!" said
-Miss Dolly as if seized with an afterthought. "Dickie asked about you so
-particularly that it occurred to me that-- Well, do you think he harbors
-any suspicions?"
-
-"Suspicions?"
-
-"Yes; do you imagine he, too, by any chance, may have guessed--you
-know?" And Dolly again drew closer, her eyes beaming with new
-excitement.
-
-Bob looked disagreeable, but he had to reply. "I'm sure he doesn't think
-what you do," he answered ill-humoredly.
-
-Dolly looked relieved, but still slightly dubious. She didn't appear to
-notice that lack of appreciation in Bob's manner for her interest in his
-welfare. "Well, you'd better see him," she said in the tone of one who
-had already established herself to the post of secret adviser. "He's
-bent on an interview with you. Says it's business. And speaking about
-business, what business could he possibly have in that dinky little
-town? Unless he wanted to buy the whole village! His conduct is, to say
-the least, slightly mysterious. Dickie may prove a factor to be reckoned
-with."
-
-"That's true enough," assented Bob, and went in to breakfast.
-
-The temperamental little thing gazed after him approvingly; she quite
-gloried in her big burglar. It was so nice to know something no one else
-knew, to be a little wiser than all the rest of the world, including the
-police and the detective force! Bob must be terribly resourceful and
-subtle, to have deceived them all so thoroughly. He only seemed a little
-dense at times, just to keep up the deception. It was a part of the
-role. He wouldn't even let her, who knew his secret, see under the
-surface and she liked him all the better for his reticence. It lent
-piquancy to the situation and added zest to the game. Dickie's manner
-had certainly seemed to her unduly sober. He appeared to have something
-on his mind, though of course he was awfully eager and joyous about
-seeing her.
-
-At the breakfast-table Bob only dallied with his hot rolls and took but
-a few gulps of coffee. The monocle-man who sat near by noticed that want
-of appetite.
-
-"Don't seem very keen for your feed this morning," he observed
-jocularly.
-
-"No, not over-peckish," answered Bob.
-
-"Why not? You look--aw--fit enough!" Reaching for one of those racks for
-unbuttered toast which Mrs. Ralston had brought home with her from
-London.
-
-"Headache, for one thing," returned Bob. It was the truth, or part of
-the truth. No one looked sympathetic, however. In fact, with the
-exception of the monocle-man (Mrs. Ralston hadn't yet come down), every
-one in there made it apparent he or she desired as little as possible of
-Mr. Bennett's society. Bob soon got up, casting a last bitter glance at
-Miss Gerald who seemed quite contented with her stalwart, honest-looking
-hammer-thrower. And why not? His character, Bob reflected, was
-unimpeachable. He looked so good and honest and so utterly wholesome
-that Bob, who himself was tainted with suspicion, wanted to get out of
-his presence. So Bob went out to the porch, to hunt up Dickie and
-ascertain what was the matter with him?
-
-It didn't take Bob long to learn what was worrying Dickie. He was
-carrying the weight of a new and tremendous responsibility. He had now
-become an emissary, a friend in need, to Clarence and the commodore, who
-certainly needed one at this moment. It seemed that Mrs. Clarence and
-Mrs. Dan had set detectives searching for Gee-gee and Gid-up and they
-had succeeded in locating one of the pair, partly by a freckle and a
-turned-up nose. The detectives must have worked fast. They were assisted
-by the fact that foolish Clarence had kept up an innocent and Platonic
-friendship with "Gee-gee's" chum, after that momentous evening when Bob
-had been along. Now when a young man begins to hang around the vicinity
-of a stage door in a big car, he is apt to make himself a subject for
-remark and to become known, especially to the door-keeper who takes a
-fatherly interest in his Shetland herd. As Gid-up and Gee-gee were
-inseparable, it was but a step to place one by the other.
-
-Detectives, Dickie informed Bob, had already interviewed the ladies.
-They may have offered them money in exchange for information. Mrs. Dan
-was very rich in her own name. She could outbid the commodore. Gid-up
-might hesitate or refuse to supply or manufacture information for filthy
-lucre, but Gee-gee was known to be ambitious. She longed to soar. And
-here was a means to that end. Quite a legitimate and customary one!
-
-"Why, that girl would do anything to get herself talked about," said
-Dickie sadly, thinking of Dan, and incidentally, too, of Clarence.
-"She'd manufacture information by the car-load. Out of a little,
-teeny-weeny remnant of truth, she'd build a magnificent divorce case.
-Think of the glorious publicity! Why, Gee-gee and one of the
-manager-chaps would sit up nights to see how many columns they could
-fill each day in the press. They'd make poor old Dan out worse than
-Nero. They'd picture him as a monster. They'd give him claws. And
-Clarence would come crawling after him like a slimy snake. Incidentally,
-they'd throw in a few weeps for Gee-gee. And then some more for Gid-up!
-Why, man, when I think of the mischief you've done--"
-
-"Me?" said Bob miserably, almost overwhelmed by this pathetic picture
-Dickie had drawn. "But it wasn't! It was Truth." Dickie snorted. "What
-do you want me to do? Commit suicide? Annihilate truth? That would be
-one way of doing it. I'm sure I shouldn't much mind. Shall I poison
-Truth or blow its brains out? Or shall I take it down to the lake and
-jump in with it? Do you think it has made _me_ very happy? What am I?
-What have I become? Where is my good name?" He was thinking of what the
-temperamental little thing considered him. "Say, do I look like a
-criminal?" he demanded, confronting Dickie. The latter stared, then
-shrugged. Of course, if Bob wanted to rave--? "Or a crazy man? Do I look
-crazy?" he continued almost fiercely. "Well, there are people in there,"
-indicating the house, "who think I am." Dickie started slightly and
-looked thoughtful. "You ask the judge, or the doctor, or--a lot of
-others. Ask Miss Gwendoline Gerald," he concluded bitterly.
-
-Dickie shifted a leg. "It might not be a bad idea," he said in a
-peculiar tone, whose accent Bob didn't notice, however. For some moments
-the two young men sat moodily and silently side by side.
-
-"Where are Dan and Clarence now?" asked Bob in a dull tone, after a
-while.
-
-"Gone to New York. Hustled there early this morning after some hurry-up
-messages gave an inkling of what was going on. I'm to do my best at this
-end. Keep my eyes on Mrs. Dan and Mrs. Clarence, and incidentally, learn
-and do what I can."
-
-As he spoke Dickie tapped his leg with his cane; at the same time he
-bestowed another of those peculiar looks on Bob. Just then a young lady
-stepped from the house and came toward them. She was in the trimmest
-attire--for shooting or fishing--and looked extraordinarily trim,
-herself. A footman followed with two light rods and a basket.
-
-"Come on," she said lightly to Bob. "Might as well get started. It's
-almost noon."
-
-"Started?" he stammered, staring at her.
-
-"Yes, on that fishing excursion we planned."
-
-"We?" he repeated in the same tone. And then-- "All right!" he said. It
-occurred to him, if he went off somewhere alone, with the temperamental
-young thing, he wouldn't, at any rate, have to bob against a score or so
-of other people throughout the day. Better one than a crowd! "I'm
-ready," he added, taking the rods and small basket.
-
-"But, I say--" Dickie had arisen. There was a new look in his eyes--of
-disappointment, surprise--perhaps apprehension, too! "I say--" he
-repeated, looking darkly toward Bob.
-
-The temperamental young thing threw him a smile. "Sorry, Dickie, but a
-previous engagement.--You know how it is!"
-
-"I can imagine," thought Dickie ominously, watching them disappear. Then
-his glance shifted viciously toward the house, and there was a look of
-stern determination in his eyes. As he mingled with others of the guests
-a few moments later, however, his expression had become one of studied
-amiability. Dickie was deep. His grievance now was as great as Dan's or
-Clarence's.
-
-
-
-
- CHAPTER XI--FISHING
-
-
-They had an afternoon of it, Bob and Dolly. Bob made himself useful, if
-not agreeable. He was a willing though not altogether cheerful slave.
-But the girl did not appear to mind that. She had spirits enough for
-both of them and ordered Bob around royally. She was nice to him, but
-she wanted him to know that he was her property, as much hers as if she
-had bought him at one of those old human auction sales. Only hers was a
-white slave!
-
-She had the grandest time. She made him help her across the stream on a
-number of unnecessary occasions, holding the slave's hand, so that she
-wouldn't slip on the slippery stones. And once she had him carry her
-across. She had to, because there weren't any stones, slippery or
-otherwise, she could avail herself of, at that particular spot. It is
-true she might have gone on a little farther and found some slippery
-stones that would have served her purpose, but she pretended not to know
-about them. Besides, what is the use of being a despot and having a
-private slave, all to yourself, if you don't use him and make him work?
-Mr. Bennett wasn't only a slave either, he was a romantic hero, as well,
-and in the books, heroes always carry the heroines across streams. Miss
-Dolly experienced a real bookish feeling when Bob carried her. He fully
-realized the popular ideal, he had such strong arms. True, he didn't
-breathe on her neck, or in her ear, and he grasped her rather gingerly,
-but she found no fault over that. Her great big hero was a modest hero.
-But he was very manly and masculine, too.
-
-He had plunged right in the stream, shoes and all, in spite of her
-suggestion that he had better take them off. But what cared he for wet
-feet? Might cause pneumonia, of course; but pneumonia had no terrors for
-Bob! She smiled at his precipitancy, while secretly approving of it. The
-act partook of a large gallantry. It reminded her of Sir Walter Raleigh
-and that cloak episode. Miss Dolly nestled very cozily, en route, with a
-warm young arm flung carelessly over a broad masculine shoulder and her
-eyes were dreamy, the way heroines' eyes are in the books. She was not
-thinking of chimneys.
-
-On the other side, she sat down, and imperiously--mistresses of slaves
-are always imperious--bade him take off her shoes. It was doubly
-exciting to vary the role of heroine with that of capricious
-slave-mistress. Of course, she might just as well have taken off her
-shoes on the other side and walked over but she never dreamed of doing
-that. After the slave had taken off her shoes, she herself removed her
-stockings, while the slave (seemingly cold and impassive as Angelo's
-marble Greek slave) looked away. Then she dabbled her tiny white feet in
-the cold stream. She was thinking of that Undine heroine. Dabbling her
-feet, also made her feel bookish. Only in the books the heroes (or
-slaves) gaze adoringly at said feet. Hers were worth gazing at, but Bob
-didn't seem to have eyes. Never mind! She told herself she liked that
-cold Anglo-Saxon phlegm (what an ugly word!) in a man. She saw in it a
-foil to her own temperamental disposition.
-
-Having dabbled briefly, she held out a tiny foot and the slave dried it
-with his handkerchief, looking very handsome as he knelt before her.
-Then she put out the other and he repeated the operation. Then she put
-on her shoes and stockings. Then she remembered they had come ostensibly
-to fish and began whipping the stream spasmodically, while he did the
-same mechanically. They caught one or two speckled beauties, or Bob did.
-She couldn't land hers. They always got tangled in something which she
-thought very cute of them. She didn't feel annoyed at all when they got
-away, but just laughed as if it were the best kind of a joke, while Bob
-looked at her amazed. She called _that_"sport."
-
-Then she made him build a "cunning little fire" on a rock and clean the
-fish and cook them and set them before her. She graciously let him sit
-by her side and partake of a few overdone titbits and a sandwich or two
-they had brought in the basket. But she also made him jump up every once
-in a while to do something, finding plenty of pretexts to keep him busy.
-In fact, she had never been more waited upon in her life, which was just
-what she wanted. Bob, however, didn't complain, for the minutes and
-hours went by and she asked no embarrassing questions. She didn't make
-herself disagreeable in that respect, and as long as she didn't, he
-didn't mind helping her over rocks, or toting her. At least, this was a
-respite. His headache wasn't quite so bad; the fresh air seemed to have
-helped it.
-
-As for her thinking him one of those high-class society-burglars, or
-social buccaneers, it didn't so much matter to him, after all. He was
-getting rather accustomed to the idea. Of course, she would be terribly
-disappointed if she ever found out he wasn't one, but there didn't seem
-much chance of his ever clearing himself, in her mind, of that unjust
-suspicion. At least, he reflected moodily, he was capable of making one
-person in the world not positively miserable. Last night when he had
-parted from Dickie, he had found a small grain of the same kind of
-comfort, in the fact the he (or truth) had not harmed Dickie. But to-day
-Dickie had appeared saddened by Dan's and Clarence's troubles. Then,
-too, Bob had been obliged to walk off, right in front of Dickie's eyes
-with the temperamental young thing whom Dickie wanted to marry the worst
-way. And here he (Bob) was helping her over stones, "toting" frizzling
-trout for her, and performing a hundred other little services which
-should, by right, have been Dickie's pleasure and privilege to perform.
-
-Bob murmured a few idle regrets about Dickie, but Miss Dolly dismissed
-them--and Dickie--peremptorily. She was sitting now, leaning against a
-tree and the slave, by command, was lying at her feet.
-
-"Did you know," she said dreamily, "I am a new woman?"
-
-He didn't know it. He never would have dreamed it, and he told her so.
-
-"Yes," she observed, "I marched in the parade to Washington. That is, I
-started, went a mile or two, and then got tired. But I marched there, in
-principle, don't you see? I think women should throw off their shackles.
-Don't you?" Bob might have replied he didn't know that Miss Dolly ever
-had had any shackles to throw off, but she didn't give him time to
-reply. "I read a book the other day wherein the women do the proposing,"
-she went on. "It's on an island and the women are 'superwomen.' All
-women are 'super' nowadays." She regarded him tentatively. Her glance
-was appraising. "Do you know of any reason why women should _not_ do the
-proposing, Mr. Bennett?"
-
-"Can't say that I do," answered Bob gloomily, feeling as if some one had
-suddenly laid a cold hand on his breast, right over where the heart is.
-Her words had caused his thoughts to fly back to another. She might not
-be proposing to the hammer-thrower at that moment in that "super"
-fashion, but the chances were that the hammer-thrower was proposing to
-her. He didn't look like a chap that would delay matters. He would
-strike while the iron was hot.
-
-The temperamental young thing eyed Bob and then she eyed a
-dreamy-looking cloud. She let the fingers of one hand stray idly in
-Bob's hair as he lay with his head in the grass.
-
-"It tries hard to curl, doesn't it?" she remarked irrelevantly.
-
-"What?" said Bob absently, his mind about two miles and a half away.
-
-"Your hair. You've got lovely hair." Bob looked disgusted. "It started
-to curl and then changed its mind, didn't it?" she giggled.
-
-Bob muttered disagreeably.
-
-"I suppose you were one of those curly-headed little boys?" went on the
-temperamental young thing.
-
-"I don't know whether I was or not," he snapped. He was getting back
-into that snappy mood. Then it struck him this might not be quite the
-truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, for he added sulkily;
-"Maybe I was."
-
-"I can just see you," said the temperamental young thing in a far-off
-voice. "Nursie must have thought you a darling."
-
-The slave again muttered ominously. He wished the temperamental little
-thing would take her fingers away. They trailed now idly over an ear.
-
-"You're tickling," said Bob ill-naturedly.
-
-She stopped trailing and patted instead--very gently and carelessly--as
-if she were patting a big Newfoundland dog which she owned all by
-herself. That pat expressed a sense of ownership.
-
-"I'm wondering," she said, "whether it would make things nicer, if I did
-propose and we became engaged?"
-
-"Oh," said Bob satirically, "you're wondering that, are you?"
-
-"Yes." More tentative pats.
-
-"And what do you suppose I'd say?" he demanded. He was feeling more and
-more grouchy all the time. He didn't want any of that "superwoman"
-business. He had already had one proposal. What mockery! A proposal! He
-heard again that other "Will you marry me?" and looked once more, in
-fancy, into the starry, enigmatical violet eyes. He experienced anew
-that surging sensation in his veins. And he awoke again to the hollow
-jest of those words! He felt, indeed, a moderately vivid duplication of
-all his emotions of the night before. The temperamental young thing's
-voice recalled him from the poignant recollections of the painful past
-into the dreary and monotonous present.
-
-"Why, you actually blushed, just now," she said accusingly.
-
-"Did I?" growled Bob, looking grudgingly into dark eyes where a moment
-before, in imagination, there had been starry violet ones.
-
-"Yes, you did. And"--her voice taking a tenderer accent--"it was
-becoming, too."
-
-"Rush of blood to the head," he retorted shortly. "Comes from lying like
-this."
-
-"What would you say if I did?" she demanded, reverting to that other
-topic. "Propose, I mean? Would you accept? Would you take me--I mean,
-shyly suffer me," with a giggle, "to take you into my arms?"
-
-"Quit joshing!" growled Bob.
-
-"Answer. Would you?"
-
-"No."
-
-"No?" Bending over him more closely. For a "super," she was certainly
-wonderfully attractive in her slim young way at that moment. Not many of
-the inferior sex would have acted quite so stonily as Bob acted. He
-didn't show any more emotion when she bent over than one of those
-prostrate stone Pharaohs, or Rameses, which lie around with immovable
-features on the sands of Egypt. "You see you couldn't help it," the
-super-temperamental young thing assured him, confidentially.
-
-"Ouch!" said Bob, for she was tickling again. He wished she would keep
-those trailing fingers in her lap. They felt like a fly perambulating
-his brow or walking around his ear.
-
-"You'd just have to accept me," she added.
-
-"Oh, you mean on account of that silly burglar business?"
-
-"Of course. You left two or three thumb-prints in the room."
-
-"I did?" That _was_ incriminating. No getting around thumb-prints! He
-felt as if the temperamental little thing was weaving a mesh around him.
-In addition to being a "super," she was a Lady of Shalott.
-
-Dolly thrilled with a sense of her power. She could play with poor Bob
-as a cat with a mouse; she could let him go so far and then put out her
-claws and draw him back.
-
-"Besides, I found out you didn't quite tell me the truth about those
-accomplices of yours," she went on triumphantly. "You said there weren't
-any, and when I went out and looked around where the dog barked, I found
-footprints. They led to the trellis, right up into your room. The
-trellis, too, showed some person, or persons, had climbed up, for some
-of the boughs were broken. Deny now, if you can, you had visitors last
-night," she challenged him.
-
-Bob didn't deny; he lay there helpless.
-
-"Of course," she said with another giggle, "I might let you say you'll
-think it over. I might not press you too hard at once for an answer. I
-don't want you to reply: 'This is so sudden,' or anything like that."
-She got up suddenly with a little delirious laugh. "But I simply can't
-wait. You look so handsome when you're cross. Besides, it will be so
-exciting to be engaged to a--a--"
-
-"Society-burglar--" grimly.
-
-"That's it. I've never been engaged to a burglar before!"
-
-"But you have been engaged?"
-
-"Oh, yes. Lots of times. But not like this. This feels as if it might
-lead--"
-
-"To the altar?" Satirically.
-
-"Yes."
-
-"But suppose I got caught?--that is, if I really enjoyed the distinction
-of being a burglar which I am not?"
-
-"Then, of course, I never knew--you deceived me--poor innocent!--as well
-as the rest of the world. And there would be columns and columns in the
-papers. And some people would pity me, but most people would envy me.
-And I'd visit you in jail with a handkerchief to my eyes and be
-snap-shotted that way. And I'd sit in a dark corner in the court,
-looking pale and interesting. And the lady reporters would interview me
-and they'd publish my picture with yours--'Handsome Bob, the swell
-society yeggman. Member of one of the oldest families, etc.' And--and--"
-
-"Great Scott!" cried Bob. She had that publicity-bee worse than Gee-gee.
-In another moment she'd be setting the day. "Shall we--ah!--retrace our
-steps?"
-
-It was getting late. The hours had gone by somehow and as she offered no
-objections, they "retraced." For some time now she was silent. Perhaps
-she was imagining herself too happy for words. Once or twice she cast a
-sidelong glance shyly at Bob. It was the look of a capricious
-slave-owner metamorphosed, through the power of love, into a yielding
-and dependent young maiden. Bob was supposed to be the brutal conqueror.
-Meanwhile that young man strode along unheedingly. He didn't mind any
-little branches or bushes that happened to stand in his way and plowed
-right through them. It would have been the same, if he had met that
-historic bramble bush. A thousand scratches, more or less, wouldn't
-count.
-
-"You can put your arm around me now," she observed, with another musical
-but detestable giggle, as they passed through a grove, not very far from
-the house. "It is quite customary here, you know."
-
-He didn't know, but he obeyed. What else could he do?
-
-"Now say something." Her voice had once more that ownership accent.
-
-"What do you want me to say?" None too graciously.
-
-"The usual thing! Those three words that make the world go around."
-
-"But I don't." Even a worm will turn.
-
-"You will." Softly.
-
-"I won't."
-
-"Oh, yes, you will." More softly. Then with a sigh: "This is the place.
-Under this oak, carved all over with hearts and things. Do it."
-
-"What?" He looked down on lips red as cherries.
-
-"Are you going to?"
-
-"And if I don't?" he challenged her.
-
-"Finger-prints!" she said. "Footmarks!"
-
-"Oh, well! Confound it." And he did--the way a bird pecks at a cherry.
-
-She straightened with another giggle. "Our first!" she said.
-
-"Hope you're satisfied," he remarked grudgingly.
-
-"It will do for a beginning. Oh, dear! some one saw us!" He looked
-around with a start, his unresponsive arm slipping from about a pliant
-waist.
-
-"I don't see any one."
-
-"He's dodged behind a tree. I think it was Dickie. And--yes, there are
-one or two other men. They--they seem to be dodging, too." Bob saw them
-now. One, he was sure, was the commodore.
-
-"Funny performance, isn't it?" he said, with a sickly smile.
-
-"Perhaps--?" She looked at him with genuine awe in the temperamental
-eyes. He read her thought; she thought--believed they had "come for
-him." She appeared positively startled, and--yes, sedulous! Maybe, she
-was discovering in herself a little bit of that "really, truly" feeling.
-
-"Oh!" she said. "They mustn't--"
-
-"Don't you worry," he reassured her. "I think I can safely promise you
-they won't do what you expect them to."
-
-"You mean," joyously, "you have a way to circumvent them?" She was sure
-now he had; the aristocratic burglars always have. He would probably
-have a long and varied career before him yet.
-
-"I mean just what I say. But I think they want to talk with me? Indeed,
-I'm quite sure they do. They are coming up now. Perhaps you'd better
-leave me to deal with them."
-
-"You--you are sure they have no evidence to--?"
-
-"Land me in jail? Positively. I assure you, on my honor, you are the
-only living person who, by any stretch of the imagination, could offer
-damaging testimony against me, along that line."
-
-He spoke so confidently she felt it was the truth. "I believe you," she
-said. She wanted to say more, befitting the thrill of the moment, but
-she had no time. Dickie and two others were approaching. It might be
-best if he met them alone. So she slipped away and walked toward the
-house. It would be quite exciting enough afterward, she told herself, to
-find out what happened. It wasn't until she got almost to the house,
-that she remembered she ought to have asked Bob for a ring. Of course,
-he would have a goodly supply of them. Would it make her _particeps
-criminis_ though, if she wore one of his rings? Then she concluded it
-wouldn't, because she was innocent of intention. She didn't know. She
-wondered, also, if she should announce her "engagement" right off, or
-wait a day or two. She decided to wait a day or two. But she told Miss
-Gwendoline Gerald what a lovely time she and Mr. Bennett had had
-together, fishing. And Miss Gerald smiled a cryptic smile.
-
-Meanwhile Bob had met Dan and Dickie and Clarence.
-
-
-
-
- CHAPTER XII--JUST ONE THING AFTER ANOTHER
-
-
-It was far from a pleasant meeting. Dickie looked about as amiable as a
-wind or thunder demon, in front of a Japanese temple. That oscillatory
-performance beneath the "kissing-oak," as the noble tree was called, had
-been almost too much for Dickie. He seemed to have trouble in
-articulating.
-
-"You're a nice one, aren't you?" he managed at length to say, and his
-tones were like the splutter of a defective motor. "You ought to be
-given a leather medal."
-
-"Could I help it?" said Bob wearily. And then because he was too much of
-a gentleman to vouchsafe information incriminating a lady: "Usual place!
-Customary thing! Blame it on the oak! Ha! ha!" This wasn't evading the
-truth; it was simply facetiousness. Might as well meet this trio of
-dodging brigands with a smiling face! Dickie's vocal motor failed to
-explode, even spasmodically; that reply seemed to have extinguished him.
-But the commodore awoke to vivacity.
-
-"Let us try to meet this situation calmly," he said, red as a
-turkey-cock. "But let us walk as we talk," taking Bob's arm and leading
-that young man unresistingly down a path to the driveway to the village.
-"I shouldn't by any chance want to encounter Mrs. Dan just yet," he
-explained. "So if you don't mind, we'll get away from here, while I
-explain."
-
-Bob didn't mind. He saw no guile in the commodore's manner or words. Nor
-did he observe how Clarence looked at Dickie. The twilight shadows were
-beginning to fall.
-
-"Briefly," went on the commodore, as he steered them out of the woods,
-"our worst fears have been realized. Negotiations with Gee-gee are in
-progress. Divorce papers will probably follow." Clarence on the other
-side of Dickie made a sound. "All this is your work." The commodore
-seemed about to become savage, but he restrained himself. "No use
-speaking about that. Also, it is too late for us to call the wager off
-and pay up. Mischief's done now."
-
-"Why not make a clean breast of everything?" suggested Bob. "Say it was
-a wager, and--"
-
-"A truth-telling stunt? That _would_ help a lot." Contemptuously.
-
-Dickie muttered: "Bonehead!"
-
-"I mean, you can say there wasn't any harm," said Bob desperately. "That
-it was all open and innocent!"
-
-"Much good my saying that would do!" snorted Dan. "You don't know Mrs.
-Dan."
-
-"Or Mrs. Clarence," said Clarence weakly.
-
-Bob hung his head.
-
-"We've thought of one little expedient that may help," observed Dan,
-still speaking with difficulty. "While such influences as we could
-summon are at work on the New York end, we've got to square matters
-here. We've got to account for your--your--" here the commodore nearly
-choked--"extraordinary revelations."
-
-"But how," said Bob patiently, "can you 'account' for them? I suppose
-you mean to make me out a liar?"
-
-"Exactly," from the commodore coolly.
-
-"I don't mind," returned Bob wearily, "as long as it will help you out
-and I'm not one. Only _I_ can't say those things aren't true."
-
-"You don't have to," said Dan succinctly. "There's an easier way than
-that. No one would believe you, anyway, now."
-
-"That's true." Gloomily.
-
-"All we need," went on Dan, brightening a bit, "is your cooperation."
-
-"What can I do?"
-
-"You don't do anything. We do what is to be done. You just come along."
-
-"We take you into custody," interposed Clarence.
-
-"Lock you up!" exploded Dickie once more. "And a good job."
-
-"Lock me up?" Bob gazed at them, bewildered. Had the temperamental
-little thing "peached," after all? Impossible! And yet if she hadn't,
-how could Dan and Dickie and Clarence know he was a burglar--or rather,
-that a combination of unlucky circumstances made him seem one? Perhaps
-that kiss was a signal for them to step forward and take him. History
-was full of such kisses. And yet he would have sworn she was not that
-kind.
-
-"You're to come along without making a fuss," said the commodore
-significantly.
-
-"But I don't want to come along. This is going too far," remonstrated
-Bob. "I've a decided objection to being locked up as a burglar."
-
-"Burglar!" exclaimed Dan.
-
-"Don't know how you found out! Appearances may be against me, but,"
-stopping in the road, "if you want me to go along, you've got to make
-me."
-
-The trio looked at one another. "Maybe, he really is--" suggested
-Dickie, touching his forehead.
-
-"Too much truth!" said Clarence with a sneer. "Feel half that way,
-myself!"
-
-"Would be all the better for us, if it were really so," observed Dan.
-And to Bob: "You think that we think you're a burglar?"
-
-"Don't you? Didn't you say something about locking me up?"
-
-"But not in a jail."
-
-Bob stared. "What then?"
-
-"A sanatorium."
-
-"Sanatorium?"
-
-"For the insane."
-
-"You mean--?"
-
-"You're crazy," said Dan. "That's the ticket. Dickie found out, up at
-Mrs. Ralston's."
-
-"Oh, Dickie did?" said Bob, looking at that young gentleman with
-lowering brows.
-
-"You bet I did," returned Dickie. "I put in a good day," viciously,
-"while you were fishing."
-
-"Yes," corroborated the commodore, "Dickie found a dozen people who
-think you're dottie on the crumpet, all right."
-
-Bob folded his arms, still regarding Dickie. "You know what I've a mind
-to do to you?"
-
-"Hold on!" said Dan hastily. "This matter's got to be handled tactfully.
-We can't, any one of us, give way to our personal feelings, however much
-we may want to. Let's be businesslike. Eh, Clarence? Businesslike."
-
-"Sure," said Clarence faintly.
-
-But Dickie, standing behind the commodore and Clarence, said something
-about tact being a waste of time in some cases. He said it in such a
-sneering nasty way that Bob breathed deep.
-
-"I've simply got to spank that little rooster," he muttered.
-
-But again the commodore smoothed things over. "Shut up, Dickie," he said
-angrily. "You'll spoil all. I'm sure Bob wants to help us out, if he
-can. He knows it's really up to him, to do so. Bob's a good sport." It
-was an awful effort for the commodore to appear nice and amiable, but he
-managed to, for the moment. "You will help us out, won't you?" he added,
-placing velvety fingers on Bob's arm.
-
-But Bob with a vigorous swing shook off those fingers. He didn't intend
-being taken into custody. Dan and the others might as well understand
-that, first as last. The commodore's voice grew more appealing.
-
-"Don't you see you're being crazy will account for everything?"
-
-"Oh, will it?" In a still small voice.
-
-"Miss Gwendoline asked me if you'd showed signs before coming down
-here?" piped up Dickie. And again Bob breathed deep. Then his thoughts
-floated away. Dickie was too insignificant to bother with.
-
-"Hallucinations!" observed the commodore briskly. "Fits you to a T!"
-
-Bob didn't answer. He was trying to think if _she_--Miss
-Gwendoline--hadn't said something about hallucinations?
-
-"You simply imagined all those things you confided to Mrs. Dan. You
-didn't mean to tell what wasn't so, but you couldn't help yourself. You
-really believed it all, at the time. You are irresponsible."
-
-"Maybe you'll tell me next there isn't any Gee-gee," said Bob. "Also,
-that Miss Gid-up is but an empty coinage of the brain?"
-
-"No, we'll do better than that. The existence of a Gee-gee accounts, in
-part, for your condition. First stage, Gee-gee on the brain; then,
-brain-storm! Gee-gee is part of your obsession!"
-
-"You talk, think and dream of Gee-gee," interposed Clarence. "We've got
-it all doped out. You are madly jealous. You imagine every man is in
-love with her. You even attribute to Dan here, ulterior motives."
-
-"I mentioned to Miss Gerald, privately, that a certain very fascinating
-but nameless young show-girl might be your trouble," said Dickie.
-
-Again Bob did a few deep-breathing exercises, and again he managed to
-conquer himself.
-
-"Don't you see we've simply got to lock you up?" said the commodore.
-"You're a menace to the community; you're a happy home-breaker. You may
-do something desperate."
-
-"I might," said Bob, looking the commodore in the eye.
-
-Dan overlooked any covert meaning. "We take your case in time," he went
-on. "You go into an institution, stay a week, or two--or shall we say,
-three," insinuatingly, "and you come out cured."
-
-"Wouldn't that be nice?" said Bob. They were going to put truth in a
-crazy-house. That's what it amounted to. "But how about Gid-up? Did I
-have an obsession about her, too?"
-
-"Oh, as Gee-gee's chum she is part of the brainstorm and that drags poor
-old Clarence in,--Clarence who is as ignorant of the existence of Gid-up
-as I am of Gee-gee."
-
-"And that's the truth," said Clarence stoutly.
-
-Bob laughed. He couldn't help it. Perhaps many of the people in jails
-and crazy-houses were only poor misguided mortals who had gone wrong
-looking for truth. Maybe some of them had met with that other kind of
-truth (Dan's kind and Clarence's kind) and they hadn't the proper vision
-to see it was the truth (that is, the world's truth).
-
-"Got it fixed all right," went on the commodore. "Doc, up there at the
-house, has written a letter to the head of an eminently respectable
-institution, for eminently respectable private patients. It's not far
-away and the head is a friend of Doc's. Dickie saw to the details. It's
-a good place. Kind gentle attendants; nourishing food. Isn't that what
-the Doc said, Dickie?"
-
-"I guess the food won't hurt _him_" said Dickie, regarding Bob. Maybe,
-Dickie wouldn't have minded if Bob had had an attack, or two, of
-indigestion.
-
-"Doc says they're especially humane to the violent," continued the
-commodore, unmindful of Bob's ominous silence. It seemed as if Dan was
-talking to gain time, for he looked around where the bushes cast dark
-shadows, as if to locate some spot. "None of that slugging or
-straight-jacket business! Doc talked it over with the judge and some of
-the others. Judge said he'd committed a lot of people who hadn't acted
-half as crazy as you have. You see Dickie had to take him into his
-confidence a little bit and the Doc, too. Doc diagnosed your breakdown
-as caused by drugs and alcohol."
-
-"So you made me out a dipsomaniac?" observed Bob.
-
-"What else was there to do? Didn't you bring it on yourself?"
-
-Dan now stopped, not far from a clump of bushes. Down the road stood a
-stalled motor-car vaguely distinguishable in the dusk. Its occupant, or
-occupants had apparently gone to telephone for help.
-
-"You bet I made you out a 'dippy,'" said Dickie with much satisfaction.
-
-A white light shone from Bob's eyes. Then he shrugged his broad
-shoulders.
-
-"Good night," he said curtly and turned to go.
-
-But at that instant the commodore emitted a low whistle and two men
-sprang out of the bushes. At the same moment the trio precipitated
-themselves, also, on Bob. It was a large load. He "landed" one or two on
-somebody and got one or two in return himself. Dickie rather forgot
-himself in the excitement of the moment and was unnecessarily forceful,
-considering the odds. But Bob was big and husky and for a little while
-he kept them all busy. His football training came in handy. Numbers,
-however, finally prevailed, and though he heaved and struggled, he had
-to go down. Then they sat on him, distributing themselves variously over
-his anatomy.
-
-"Thought I was giving you that charming little chat, just for the
-pleasure of your company, did you?" panted the commodore, from somewhere
-about the upper part of Bob? "Why, I was just leading you here."
-
-"And he came like a lamb!" said Clarence, holding an arm.
-
-"Or a big boob!" from Dickie, who had charge of a leg.
-
-Bob gave a kick and it caught Dickie. The little man went bowling down
-the road like a ten-pin. But after that, there wasn't much kick left in
-Bob. They tied him tight and bore him (or truth, trussed like a fowl),
-to the car. Some of them got in to keep him company. There wasn't
-anything the matter with the car. It could speed up to about sixty, or
-seventy, at a pinch. It went "like sixty" now.
-
-"If he tries to raise a hullabaloo, toot your horn," said the commodore,
-when he got his breath, to the driver. "At the same time I'll wave my
-hat and act like a cut-up. Then they'll only take us for a party of
-fuzzled joy-riders."
-
-"I don't think he'll make much noise now," shouted Dickie significantly,
-from behind. "We'll jolly well see to that."
-
-"How long will it take you to make the bug-house?" the commodore asked
-the man at the wheel.
-
-"We should reach the private sanatorium in less than an hour," answered
-that individual.
-
-
-
-
- CHAPTER XIII--AN ENFORCED REST CURE
-
-
-They kept him two days in the padded room on Dickie's recommendation,
-who made Bob out as highly dangerous. "Powerful and vicious," he
-described him to the suave individual in charge of the "sanatorium."
-That particular apartment was somewhat remote from the other rooms, so
-that any noises made by the inmate of the former wouldn't disturb the
-others. Becoming more reconciled to the inevitable, Bob found the quiet
-of the padded room rather soothing to his shaken nerves. He didn't have
-to talk to hardly a soul. Only an attendant came around once in a while
-to shove cautiously something edible at him, but the attendant didn't
-ask any questions and Bob didn't have to tell him any truths. It was a
-joyful relief not to have to tell truths.
-
-Bob's eye was swollen and he had a few bruises, but they didn't count.
-He had observed with satisfaction that Dickie's lip had an abrasion and
-that one of his front teeth seemed missing. Dickie would have to wait
-until nature and art had repaired his appearance before he could once
-more a-wooing go. Bob didn't want the temperamental young thing himself,
-but he couldn't conscientiously wish Dickie success in that quarter,
-after the unnecessarily rough and unsportsmanlike manner in which Dickie
-had comported himself against him (Bob).
-
-At first, it had occurred to Bob to take the attendant--and through him,
-the manager of the institution--into his confidence, but for two reasons
-he changed his mind about doing so. The attendant would probably receive
-Bob's confidence as so many illusions; he would smile and say
-"Yes--quite so!" or "There! there!"--meaning Bob would get over said
-illusions some day, and that was why he was there. He was being treated
-for them. Again, if he unbosomed himself fully, as to the fundamental
-cause of all this trouble and turmoil, he would lose to the commodore,
-et al., and have to pay that note which he didn't very well see how he
-could pay.
-
-Bob gritted his teeth. Would it not be better to win now to spite them
-and in spite of everything? About the worst that could happen, had
-happened. Why not accept, then, this enforced sojourn philosophically
-and when the time came, he would walk up to the captain's (or
-commodore's) office and demand a little pay-envelope as his hard-earned
-wage? There would be a slight balm in that pay-envelope. With the
-contents thereof, he could relieve some of dad's necessities which soon
-would be pressing. Why not, with a little stretch of the imagination,
-tell himself he (Bob) was only taking a rest cure? People paid big
-prices for a fashionable rest cure. They probably charged pretty stiff
-prices here, but it wouldn't cost him a cent. His dear friends who put
-him here would have to pay. He wasn't a voluntary boarder. They would
-have to vouch for him and his bills. So Bob made up his mind to have as
-good a time as he could; in other words, to grin and bear it, as best he
-might.
-
-It was a novel experience. Maybe he might write an article about it for
-one of the Sunday newspapers some day--"How It Feels for a Sane Person
-to be Forcibly Detained in an Insane Asylum, by One who Has Been There."
-The editor could put all manner of gay and giddy head-lines over such an
-experience. Bob tried to chronicle his feelings in the padded cell, but
-he couldn't conjure up anything awful or harrowing. There weren't
-spiders, or rats, or any crawly things to lend picturesqueness to the
-situation. It was only deadly quiet--the kind of quiet he needed.
-
-He slept most of those first two days, making up for hours of lost
-sleep. His swollen eye became less painful and his appetite grew large
-and normal. He had to eat with his fingers because they were afraid to
-trust him with a knife and fork, but he told himself cheerfully that
-high-class Arabs still ate that way, and that all he had to do was to
-sit cross-legged, to be strictly _comme il faut_--that is, from the
-Arab's standpoint. Since he had adopted truth as his mentor, Bob had
-learned, however, that "what should be" or "what shouldn't," or
-"mustn't," depends a great deal upon the standpoint, and he was
-beginning to be very suspicious, or critical, about the standpoint.
-
-The third day the doctor in charge thought he could trust him in a room
-without pads. Bob had a good color, his eye was clear and his appearance
-generally reassuring, so they gave him now the cutest little cubby-hole,
-with a cunning little bed and a dear little window, with flowers outside
-and iron bars between the inmate and the flowers. The managing-medico
-proudly called Bob's attention to the flowers and the view. One gazing
-out could see miles and miles of beautiful country. The managing-med.
-talked so much about that view that Bob chimed in and said it was
-lovely, too, only, it reminded him of the bone set just beyond reach of
-a dog chained to _his_ cute little cubby-hole; or the jug of water and
-choice viands the Bedouins of the desert set before their victim after
-they have buried him to the neck in the sand. Bob was going on, trying
-to think of other felicitous comparisons, when he caught a look in the
-managing-med's. eye that stopped him.
-
-"I wonder if you are well enough, after all, to appreciate this cozy and
-home-like little apartment?" said the med. musingly.
-
-Bob hastily apologized for the figures of speech. The padded place was
-very restful, no doubt, but he was quite rested now. Any more
-padded-room kind of rest would be too much. He looked at the view and
-expatiated upon it, even calling attention to certain charming details
-of the landscape. The flowers made a charming touch of color and they
-were just the kind of flowers he liked--good, old-fashioned geraniums!
-He could say all this and still tell the truth. The medico studied him
-attentively; then he concluded he would risk it and permit Bob to stay
-in the room.
-
-But he didn't stay there long. Several nights later a pebble clicked
-against his window; at first, he did not notice. The sound was repeated.
-Then Bob got up, went to his window, raised it noiselessly and looked
-out. In the shadow, beneath the window, stood a figure.
-
-"Catch," whispered a voice and instinctively Bob put out his hand. But
-he didn't catch; he missed. Again and again some one below tossed
-something until finally he did catch. He looked at the object--a spool
-of thread. Now what on earth did he want with a spool of thread? Did the
-person below think some of his garments needed mending? It was strong,
-serviceable enough thread.
-
-For some moments Bob cogitated, then going to the bureau, he picked up a
-tooth-brush, tied it to the thread, and let it down. After an interval
-he pulled up the thread; the tooth-brush had disappeared and a file was
-there in its stead. Then Bob tied to the thread something else and
-instead of it, he got back the end of an excellent manila rope. After
-that he went to work. It took Bob about an hour to get those bars out;
-it took him, then, about a minute to get out himself. Fortunately some
-one in a near-by room was having a tantrum and the little rasping sound
-of the filing couldn't be heard. The louder the person yelled, the
-harder Bob filed.
-
-When he reached the earth some one extended a hand and led him silently
-out of the garden and into the road beyond. Bob went along meekly and
-obediently. Not far down the road was a taxicab. Bob got in and his fair
-rescuer followed. So far he hadn't said a word to her; language seemed
-superfluous. But as they dashed away, she murmured:
-
-"Isn't it lovely?"'
-
-"Is it?" he asked. Somehow he wasn't feeling particularly jubilant over
-his escape. In fact, he found himself wondering almost as soon as he had
-reached the earth, if it wouldn't have been wiser, after all, to have
-spent the rest of those three weeks in pleasant seclusion. The presence
-of the temperamental young thing suggested new and more perplexing
-problems perhaps. He had regarded her as somewhat of a joke, but she
-wasn't a joke just now; she was a reality. What was he going to do with
-her, and with himself, for that matter? Why were they dashing madly
-across the country like that together?
-
-It was as if he were carrying her off, and he certainly didn't want to
-do that. He wasn't in love with her, and she wasn't with him. At least,
-he didn't think she was. It was only her temperamental disposition that
-caused her to imagine she was in love, because she thought him something
-that he wasn't. And when she found out he wasn't, but was only a plain,
-ordinary young man, not of much account anyhow, what a shock would be
-the awakening! Perhaps he'd better stop the machine, go back into the
-garden, climb up to his room in the crazy-house and tumble into bed? His
-being here, embarked on a preposterous journey, seemed a case of leaping
-before looking, or thinking.
-
-"Why so quiet, darling?" giggled the temperamental young thing,
-snuggling closer.
-
-"Don't call me that. I--I won't stand it."
-
-"All right, dearie." With another giggle.
-
-"And drop that 'dearie' dope, too," he commanded.
-
-"Just as you say. Only what _shall_ I call you?"
-
-"I guess plain 'darn fool' will do."
-
-"Oh, you're too clever to be called that," she expostulated.
-
-"Me, clever?" Scornfully.
-
-"Yes; think how long you have fooled the police."
-
-"I wish you wouldn't talk such nonsense." Irritably.
-
-"I won't. On condition!"
-
-"What?"
-
-"If you'll put your arm around me."
-
-"I won't."
-
-"Oh, yes, you will." She adjusted it for him.
-
-"All right! If you want some one to hug you when he doesn't want to!" he
-said in aggrieved tones.
-
-"That makes it all the nicer," she returned. "There are ever so many men
-that want to. This--this is so different!" With a sigh.
-
-"There you go, with some more nonsense talk!" grumbled Bob.
-
-"Well," she giggled, "there's always a way to make a poor, weak,
-helpless little thing stop talking."
-
-"Of all the assurance!" he gasped.
-
-"I love to have some one I can command to make love to me."
-
-"I'm going back." Disgustedly.
-
-"Oh, no, you're not. You can't."
-
-"Why?"
-
-"You'd be arrested, if you did. They are coming for you. That's why I
-came--to circumvent them!"
-
-"They?"
-
-"All has been discovered."
-
-"I fail to understand."
-
-"What did you do with it?" she countered.
-
-"It?"
-
-"The swag."
-
-Bob started to withdraw his arm but she clapped a small warm hand on his
-big warm hand and held his strong right arm about her slim, adaptable
-waist. Her head trailed on his shoulder, while she started floating off
-in dreamland.
-
-"I just love eloping," she murmured.
-
-"What was that last word?" he observed combatively.
-
-"Elope! elope! elope!" she whispered dreamily, her slim, young feminine
-figure close to his big masculine bulk.
-
-"So you think you're eloping with me?" said Bob ominously.
-
-"I know I am." In that musical die-away tone. "We're headed straight for
-old New York and we're going to get married in the little church around
-the corner. Then"--with a happy laugh--"we may have to disguise
-ourselves and flee."
-
-"May I kindly inquire--that is, if I have any voice in our future
-operations--_why_ we may have to disguise ourselves?"
-
-"In case they should want to capture you. The police, I mean."
-
-"Police?" he said.
-
-"Didn't I just tell you they were coming for you?"
-
-"Indeed?" He looked down in her eyes to see if she was in earnest. He
-believed she was. "For what?"
-
-"Oh, you know." She raised her lips. "Say, that was a real stingy one,
-under the oak."
-
-"You say all has been discovered?" went on Bob, disregarding her last
-remark.
-
-"I say that was a real stingy--"
-
-"Hang it!" But he had to. He knew he had to get that idea out of her
-head, before he could get any more real information from her.
-
-"And think how you deceived poor little me, about it!" she purred
-contentedly. After all, thought Bob, it didn't take "much of a one" to
-satisfy her. She had only wanted "it," perhaps, because "it" fitted in;
-"it" went with eloping. Perhaps "it" would have to happen about once so
-often. Bob hoped not. She was a dainty little tyrant who let him see
-plainly she had sharp claws. She could scratch as well as purr. Somehow,
-he felt that he was doubly in her power--that he was doubly her slave
-now--that something had happened which made him so. He could not imagine
-what it was.
-
-"They're keeping it very quiet, though," she went on. "The robbery, I
-mean!"
-
-"There has been a robbery at Mrs. Ralston's?"
-
-"Of course. And you didn't know a thing about it?" she mocked him.
-
-"I certainly did not."
-
-"You say that just as if it were so," she observed admiringly. "I don't
-suppose you are aware that some one did really substitute a counterfeit
-brooch for Mrs. Vanderpool's wonderful pink pearl and bronze diamond
-brooch, after all? Oh, no, you don't know that. You're only a poor
-little ignorant dear. Bless its innocent little heart! It didn't know a
-thing. Not it!" She was talking baby-talk now, the while her fingers
-were playing with Bob's ear. He was so interested in what she was
-saying, however, that he failed to note the baby-talk and overlooked the
-liberties she was taking with his hearing apparatus.
-
-"By jove!" he exclaimed. "That accounts for what I thought I saw in the
-hall that night when I left your room. Imagined I saw some one! Believe
-now it was some one, after all. And that door I heard click? Whose door
-is that on the other side of the hall from your room and about
-twenty-five feet nearer the landing?" Excitedly.
-
-"Gwendoline Gerald's," was the unexpected answer.
-
-Bob caught his breath. He was becoming bewildered. "But nothing was
-missing from Miss Gerald's room, was there?" he asked.
-
-"Don't _you_ know?" said she.
-
-"I do not."
-
-"My! aren't you the beautiful fibber! I'm wondering if you ever tell the
-truth?"
-
-"I don't tell anything else." Indignantly. "And that's the trouble."
-
-"And how well you stick to it!" Admiringly. "If you tell such ones
-_before_, how will it be _after_?"
-
-"After what?" he demanded.
-
-"The church ceremony," she giggled.
-
-"Don't you worry about that. There isn't going to be any."
-
-"It's perfectly lovely of you to say there isn't. It will be such fun to
-see you change your mind." She spoke in that regular on-to-Washington
-tone. "I can just see you walking up the aisle. Won't you look handsome?
-And poor, demure little me! I shan't look like hardly anything."
-
-Bob pretended not to hear.
-
-"You say they are keeping it very quiet about the robbery at the Ralston
-house. How, then, did you come to know?"
-
-"Eavesdropping." Shamelessly. "Thought it was necessary you should know
-the 'lay of the land.' But never mind the 'how.' It is sufficient that I
-managed to overhear Lord Stanfield say he was going to send for you.
-Gwendoline Gerald knows about the robbery and so does her aunt and Lord
-Stanfield, but it's being kept from all the other guests for the
-present. Even Mrs. Vanderpool doesn't know. She still thinks the brooch
-she is wearing is the real one, poor dear! Lord Stanfield discovered it
-wasn't. He asked her one day to let him see it. Then, he just said: 'Aw!
-How interesting!'--that is, to her. But to Mrs. Ralston he said it was
-an imitation and that some guest had substituted the false brooch for
-the real. Mrs. Vanderpool is not to know because Lord Stanfield says the
-thief must not dream he is suspected. He wants to give him full swing
-yet a while--'enough rope to hang himself with,' were the words he used.
-It seems Lord Stanfield anticipated things would be missing. He said he
-knew when a certain person--he didn't say whom"--gazing up at Bob
-adoringly--"appeared on the scene, things just went. That's why Lord
-Stanfield got asked to the Ralston house. Then when he said he was
-coming after you, I thought it would be such a joke if you weren't there
-to receive him. And that's why I came to elope with you. And isn't it
-all too romantic for anything? I am sure none of those plays comes up to
-it. Maybe you'll dramatize our little romance some day--that is--"
-
-Miss Dolly suddenly stopped. "Isn't that a car coming up behind?"
-
-Bob looked around, too, and in the far distance saw a light. "Believe it
-is," he answered.
-
-She leaned forward and spoke to the driver. They were traveling with
-only one lamp lighted; the driver now put that out. Then he went on
-until he came to a private roadway, leading into some one's estate, when
-quickly turning, he ran along a short distance and finally stopped the
-car in a dark shaded spot. Bob gazed back and in a short time saw a big
-car whir by. Idly he wondered whether it contained the police, or the
-managing medico and some of his staff. Between them, he was promised a
-right lively time--altogether too lively. He wondered which ones would
-get him first? It was a kind of a competition and he would be first
-prize to the winners. Well, it was well to have the enemy--or half of
-the enemy--in front of him. Of course, the other half might come up any
-moment behind. He would have to take that chance, he thought, as they
-now returned to the highway. Meanwhile Miss Dolly's eyes were bright
-with excitement. She was enjoying herself very much.
-
-
-
-
- CHAPTER XIV--MUTINY
-
-
-They resumed the conversation where they had left off.
-
-"It seems to me," said Bob, "from all you say, that monocle-man has been
-a mighty busy person."
-
-"Of course you knew right along what he is. You didn't need any
-information from poor little me about him. He couldn't fool great big
-You!" she affirmed admiringly.
-
-"I can imagine what he is--now," observed Bob meditatively. He was
-turning over in his mind what she had said about that substituted
-brooch. The some one Bob had imagined he had seen in the hall, after
-leaving Miss Dolly's room, might not have been the real thief, after
-all; it might have been the monocle-man on the lookout for the thief.
-And perhaps the monocle-man had seen Bob. That was the reason he was
-"coming for him." Bob could imagine dear old dad's feelings, if he (Bob)
-got sent to Sing Sing. What if, instead of rustling and rising to the
-occasion, in that fine, old honorable Japanese way, Bob should bring
-irretrievable disgrace on an eminently respectable family name?
-
-He could see himself in stripes now, with his head shaved, and doing the
-lock-step. Perhaps, even at that moment, descriptions of him were being
-sent broadcast. And if so, it would look as if he were running away from
-the officers of the law, which would be tantamount to a confession of
-guilt. Bob shivered. The temperamental young thing did not share his
-apprehensions.
-
-"Of course, Lord Stanfield only _thinks_ he has evidence enough to
-convict you," she said confidently. "But you'll meet him at every point
-and turn the laugh on him."
-
-"Oh, will I?" said Bob ironically.
-
-"And you'll make him feel so cheap! Of course, you've got something up
-your sleeve--"
-
-"Wish I had," he muttered.
-
-"Something deep and mysterious," she went on in that confident tone.
-"That's why you acted so queer toward some people. You had a purpose. It
-was a ruse. Wasn't it now?" she concluded triumphantly.
-
-"It was not." Gruffly.
-
-"Fibber! every time you fib, you've got to--" She put up her lips.
-
-"This is getting monotonous," grumbled Bob.
-
-"On the contrary!" breathed the temperamental young thing. "I find it
-lovely. Maybe you'll learn how sometime."
-
-"Don't want to," he snapped.
-
-"Oh, yes, you do. But as I was saying, you got yourself put in that
-sanatorium to mislead everybody. It, too, was a ruse--a part of the
-game. It's all very clear--at least, to me!"
-
-He stared at her. And she called _that_ clear? "When did you leave Mrs.
-Ralston's?" he demanded.
-
-"About three hours ago. Said I'd a headache and believed I'd go to my
-room. But I didn't. I just slipped down to the village and hired a taxi.
-Maybe we'd better keep our marriage a secret, at first." Irrelevantly.
-
-"Maybe we had," answered Bob. And then he called out to the man in
-front. "Stop a moment."
-
-Before Miss Dolly had time to expostulate, the driver obeyed. Bob sprang
-out.
-
-"You aren't going to leave me, are you?" said the temperamental little
-thing. "If so--" She made as if to get out, too.
-
-"No; I'm not going to leave you just yet," answered Bob. Then to the
-driver: "See here! Your blamed machine is turned in the wrong direction.
-You know where you're going to take us?"
-
-"New York."
-
-"No; back to Mrs. Ralston's. You take the first cross-road you come to
-and steer right for there."
-
-"You're not to do any such thing," called out Miss Dolly. "You're to go
-where _I_ tell you."
-
-"You're to do nothing of the sort," said Bob. "You're to go where _I_
-tell you."
-
-The driver scratched his head.
-
-"Which is it to be?" asked Bob. "This is the place to have an
-understanding."
-
-"The lady hired me," he answered.
-
-"Yes, and I won't pay you at all, if you don't mind," said Miss Dolly in
-firm musical accents.
-
-"Guess that settles it," observed the driver.
-
-"You mean--?" began Bob, eying him.
-
-"It means I obey orders. She's my 'fare,' not you. We just picked you
-up."
-
-"And that's your last word?" Ominously.
-
-"Say, lady"--the driver turned wearily--"have I got to suppress this
-crazy man you got out of the bughouse?"
-
-"Maybe that would be a good plan," answered Miss Dolly, militancy now in
-her tone. "That is, if he doesn't get in, just sweet and quiet-like."
-
-"It'll be twenty dollars extra," said the man, rising. He was a big
-fellow, too.
-
-"Make it thirty," returned Miss Dolly spiritedly. It was an issue and
-had to be met. There was an accent of "On-to-Parliament!" in her voice.
-One can't show too much mercy to a "slave" when he revolts. One has to
-suppress him. One has to teach him who is mistress. A stern lesson, and
-the slave learns and knows his place.
-
-"Now mind the lady and get back where you belong," said the driver
-roughly to Bob. "Your tiles are loose, and the lady knows what is good
-for a dingbat like you." Possibly he thought the display of a little
-authority would be quite sufficient to intimidate a recent "patient."
-They usually became quite mild, he had heard, when the keepers talked
-right up to them, like that. The effect of his language and attitude
-upon Bob was not, however, quieting; something seemed to explode in his
-brain and he made one spring and got a football hold; then he heaved and
-the big man shot over his shoulder as if propelled from a catapult. He
-came down in a ditch, where the breath seemed to be knocked out of him.
-Bob got on in front. As he started the machine, the man sat up and
-looked after him. He didn't try to get up though; he just looked. No
-doubt he had had the surprise of his life.
-
-"I'll leave the car in the village when I'm through with it," Bob called
-back. "A little walk won't hurt you."
-
-The man didn't answer. "Gee! but that's a powerful lunatic for a poor
-young lady to have on her hands!" he said to himself.
-
-An hour or so later Bob drew up in front of Mrs. Ralston's house. He
-opened the door politely for Miss Dolly and the temperamental young
-thing sprang out. The guests were still up, indulging in one of those
-late dances that begin at the stroke of twelve, and the big house showed
-lights everywhere. There were numerous other taxis and cars in front and
-Bob's arrival attracted no particular attention. Miss Dolly gave him a
-look, militant, but still adoring. She let him see she had claws.
-
-"Maybe I'll tell," she said.
-
-"Go ahead," he answered.
-
-"Aren't you afraid?"
-
-"No." He hadn't done anything wrong.
-
-"Aren't you even sorry?" she asked, lingering.
-
-"For what?"
-
-"Being so rough to that poor man?"
-
-"I'm not. Good night."
-
-"Good night--darling." She threw out that last word as a challenge. It
-had a tender but sibilant sound. It was a mixture of a caress and a
-scratch. It meant she hadn't given up her hold on him. He might have
-defeated her in one little contest, but she would weave new ways to
-entrap him. She might even manage to make him out a murderer--he had
-been so many things since embarking on that mercurial truth-telling
-career--and then she would give him the choice of the altar or the
-chair.
-
-He started the machine and she watched him disappear, musingly. There
-was a steely light, too, in her eyes. He was a mutineer and mutineers
-should, figuratively, be made to walk the plank. Should she put him in
-jail and then come and weep penitently? At least, it would be thrilling.
-Certainly anything was better than that cast-off feeling. She felt no
-better than cast-off clothes. This great big brute of a handsome man,
-instead of jumping at the chance to elope with one who had everything to
-offer such a one as he, had just turned around and brought her back
-home.
-
-Maybe he thought she wasn't worthy of him. Oh, wasn't she? Her small
-breast arose mutinously, while that cast-off sensation kept growing and
-growing. After rescuing him and saving him, instead of calling her "his
-beautiful doll" or other pet names, and humming glad songs to her--how
-they would "row, row, row" on some beautiful river of love--or stroll,
-stroll, stroll through pathways of perfume and bliss--instead of
-regaling her with these and other up-to-date expressions, appropriate to
-the occasion, he had repudiated her, cast her off, deposited her here on
-the front steps, unceremoniously, carelessly, indifferently.
-
-Her cheeks burned at the affront. It was too humiliating. The little
-hands closed. The temperamental fingernails bit into the tender palms.
-At that moment the monocle-man sauntered out of the house and on to the
-veranda, near where Miss Dolly was standing. She turned to him quickly.
-Her temperament had about reached the Borgia pitch.
-
- * * * * *
-
-Bob went on down to the village and to the taxi stand near the station
-where he had promised to leave the machine. The last train had just
-passed by, after depositing the last of late-comers from the gay
-metropolis. Most of them looked fagged; a few were mildly "corned." Bob
-regarded them absently and then gave a violent start.
-
-"Gee-gee!" he gasped.
-
-There she was, in truth, the beauteous Gee-gee, and the fair Gid-up,
-too! Bob gazed in consternation from reddish hair to peroxide. The two
-carried grips and were dressed in their best--that is to say, each wore
-the last thing in hats and the final gasp in gowns.
-
-"Guess none of those society dames will have a thing on us, when it
-comes to rags," Gid-up murmured to Gee-gee, as they crossed the platform
-with little teeny-weeny steps and headed toward a belated hack or two
-and Bob's machine. That young man yet sat on the driver's seat of the
-taxi; he was too paralyzed to move as he watched them approach. Where on
-earth were Gee-gee and Gid-up going? He feared to learn. He had an awful
-suspicion.
-
-"Chauffeur!" Gee-gee raised a begloved finger as she hailed Bob. The
-glove had seen better days, but Gee-gee didn't bother much about gloves.
-When she had attained the finality in hats and the _ne plus ultra_ in
-skirts, hosiery and stilts (you asked for "shoes") she hadn't much time,
-or cash, left for gloves which were always about the same old thing over
-and over again, anyway. "Chauffeur!" repeated Gee-gee.
-
-"Meaning me?" inquired Bob in muffled tones. Why didn't she take a hack?
-He had drawn up his taxi toward the dark end of the platform.
-
-"Yes, meaning you!" replied Gee-gee sharply. "Can't say I see any other
-human spark-plug in this one-night burg."
-
-"What can I do for you?" stammered Bob. He was glad it was so shadowy
-where he sat, and he devoutly hoped he would escape recognition.
-
-"What can he do? Did you hear that?" Gee-gee appealed indignantly to
-Gid-up. "I don't suppose a great jink like you knows enough to get down
-and take a lady's bag? Or, to open the door of the limousine?"
-
-"Well, you see this machine's engaged," mumbled Bob. "No, I don't mean
-that." Hastily. "I mean I'm not the driver of this car. It doesn't
-belong to me. And that's the truth."
-
-"Where is the driver?" Haughtily. "Send for him at once." Gee-gee did
-not like to be crossed. Gid-up was more good-natured; she only shifted
-her gum.
-
-"I can't send for him," said Bob drawing his hat down farther over his
-face. "He's down the road."
-
-"What's he doing there?"
-
-"I don't know. Maybe, he's walking; maybe, he's sitting in the ditch."
-
-Gee-gee stared, but she could see only a big shadowy form; she couldn't
-make out Bob's features. "The boob's got bees," she confided to Gid-up,
-and then more imperatively: "Are you going to get off your perch and let
-us in?"
-
-"Beg to be excused," muttered Bob. "Hack over there! Quick! Before some
-one else gets it."
-
-That started them away. The teeny-weeny steps encompassed, accelerando,
-the distance between Bob and his old friend, the hackman who had laughed
-at what he supposed were Bob's eccentricities. The hackman got down and
-hoisted in the grips.
-
-"Where to?" he said.
-
-Bob listened expectantly. He feared what was coming.
-
-"Mrs. Ralston's," answered Gee-gee haughtily. At the same time Gid-up
-threw away her gum. She would have to practise being without it.
-
-Bob drearily watched the hack roll away. He refused another offer of a
-fare--this time from a bibulous individual who had supped, not wisely,
-but too well--and nearly got into a fight because the bibulous
-individual was persistent and discursive. Then Bob walked away; he
-didn't think where he was going; he only wanted to get away from that
-chauffeur job. What would come of these new developments, he wondered?
-The temperamental young thing was "peeved," and the ponies (not equine)
-had come galloping into the scene at the critical moment.
-
-He tried to account for their presence. Undoubtedly it was a coup of
-Mrs. Dan's. When she learned that dear Dan was bringing
-counter-influence to bear upon her witnesses, she arranged to remove
-them. She brought them right into her own camp. How? Gee-gee and Gid-up
-did a really clever and fairly refined musical and dancing act together.
-Mrs. Ralston frequently called upon professional talent to help her out
-in the entertaining line. It is true, Gee-gee and Gid-up were hardly
-"high enough up," or well enough known, to commend themselves ordinarily
-to the good hostess in search of the best and most expensive artists,
-but then Mrs. Dan may have brought influence to bear upon Mrs. Ralston.
-And Mrs. Clarence may have seconded Mrs. Dan's efforts. They may have
-said Gee-gee and Gid-up were dashing and different, and would be, at
-least, a change. They may have exaggerated the talents of the pair and
-pictured them as rising stars whom it would be a credit for Mrs. Ralston
-to discover. The hostess was extremely good-natured and liked to oblige
-her friends, or to comply with their requests.
-
-Of course, the young ladies would not appear on the scene as Gee-gee and
-Gid-up, in all probability. No doubt, they would assume other and more
-appropriate cognomens (non equine). The last show they had played in,
-had just closed, so a little society engagement, with strong publicity
-possibilities, on the side, could not be anything but appealing,
-especially to Gee-gee with her practical tendencies. Of course, they
-would have to make a brave effort to put on their society manners, but
-Gid-up had once had a home and Gee-gee knew how people talked in the
-society novels. Trust Gee-gee to adapt herself!
-
-Bob felt he could figure it all out. Their coming so late would seem to
-indicate they had been sent for in haste. Mrs. Dan, perhaps, had become
-alarmed and wasn't going to take any more chances with the commodore who
-was capable of sequestering her witnesses, of inveigling them on board
-one of his friend's yachts, for example, and then marooning them on a
-desert isle, or transporting them to one of those cafe chantants of
-Paris. Besides, with that after-midnight "hug" and "grizzly" going on,
-Mrs. Dan knew it wouldn't much matter how late the pair arrived.
-
-By the time Bob had argued this out, he was a long way from the village.
-He had been walking mechanically toward the Ralston house and now found
-himself on the verge of the grounds. After a moment's hesitation, he
-went in and walked up to the house. The dancing had, at length, ceased
-and the big edifice was now almost dark. The inmates, or most of them,
-seemed to have retired. A few of the men might yet be lingering in the
-smoking-room or over billiards. For a minute or two Bob stood in silent
-meditation. Then his glance swept toward a certain trellis, and a sudden
-thought smote him.
-
-Wasn't he still Mrs. Ralston's guest? The period for which he had been
-invited hadn't expired and he hadn't, as yet, been asked to vacate the
-premises. True, some people had forcibly, and in a most highhanded
-manner, removed him for a brief period, but they had not been acting for
-Mrs. Ralston, or by her orders. He was, therefore, legitimately still a
-guest and it was obviously his duty not to waive the responsibility. He
-might not want to come back but he had to. That even-tenor-of-his-way
-condition demanded it. Besides, manhood revolted against retreat under
-fire. To run away, as he had told himself in the car with Miss Dolly,
-was a confession of guilt. He must face them once more--even Miss Gerald
-and the hammer-thrower. He could in fancy, see himself handcuffed in her
-presence, but he couldn't help it. Better that, than to be hunted in the
-byways and hovels of New York! Oddly, too, the idea of a big comfortable
-bed appealed to him.
-
-He climbed up the trellis and stood on the balcony upon which his room
-opened. Pushing up a window, he entered and feeling around in the
-darkness he came upon his grip where he had left it. He drew the
-curtains, turned on the lights and undressed. He acted just as if
-nothing had happened. Then, donning his pajamas, he turned out the
-lights, drew back the curtains once more, and tumbled into the downy.
-
-
-
-
- CHAPTER XV--AN EXTRAORDINARY INTERVIEW
-
-
-But he could not sleep; his brain was too busy. He wondered in what part
-of the house Gee-gee and Gid-up were domiciled? He wondered if Mrs. Dan
-and Mrs. Clarence were drawing up affidavits? He wondered if that
-taxicab man had yet come to town and if he would get out a warrant,
-charging him (Bob) with assault? He wondered if Dan and Clarence knew
-Gee-gee and Gid-up were here, and if so, what would they do about it?
-Would they, too, come prancing on the scene? He wondered if Miss Gerald
-were engaged to the hammer-man? He wondered if the maniac-medico would
-think of looking for him (Bob) here? He wondered where the police were
-looking for him and who was the thief, anyway? This last mental query
-led him to consider the guests, one by one.
-
-He began with the bishop. Suspicion, of course, could not point in that
-direction. Still, there was that play, _Deacon Brodie_--a very good man
-was a thief in it. But a deacon wasn't a bishop. Besides, Bob had great
-respect for the cloth. He dismissed the bishop with an inward apology.
-He next considered the judge, but the judge was too portly for those
-agile sleight-of-hand feats and the deft foot-work required. He passed
-on to the doctor. The doctor had delicate little hands, adapted for
-filching work, but he was too much absorbed in cutting up little dogs
-and cats to care for such insensible trifles as glittering gee-gaws. The
-doctor might be capable of absconding with a Fido or somebody's pet
-Meow, but an inanimate Kooh-i-nor would hold for him no temptations. So
-from Doc, Bob passed on to Mrs. Van. But she wouldn't surreptitiously
-appropriate her own brooch. He even considered the temperamental young
-thing whose interest in crime and criminals was really shocking.
-
-He had got about this far in thrashing things over in his mind when a
-rather startling realization that he wasn't alone in the room smote him.
-Some one was over there--at the window, and that some one had softly
-crossed the room. Bob made an involuntary movement, turning in bed to
-see plainer, when with a slight sound of suppressed surprise, the some
-one almost magically disappeared. Bob couldn't tell whether he had gone
-out of the window, or had sprung back into the room and was now
-concealing himself behind the heavy curtains. The young man made a
-sudden rush for the window and grab for the curtain, only to discover
-there was no one there; nor could he see any one on the balcony, or
-climbing down. He did see below, however, a skulking figure fast
-vanishing among the shrubbery. A moment, the thought of the commodore
-insinuated itself in the young man's bewildered brain, but the commodore
-would not again be trying to see him (Bob) here, for the very good
-reason that Dan could not know Bob was here. No one yet knew Bob had
-returned to Mrs. Ralston's house. The commodore and Clarence no doubt
-still believed Bob to be shut up in a cute little cubby-hole with bars.
-
-The skulking figure below, then, could be dissociated from the
-complicated domestic tangle; his proper place was in that other silent
-drama, dealing with mysterious peculations. Should Bob climb down,
-follow and attempt to capture him? Bob had on only his pajamas and
-already the fellow was far away. He would lead any one a fine chase and
-Bob hadn't any special desire to go romping over hills in his present
-attire, or want of attire. If any one caught him doing it, what excuse
-could he make? That he was chasing an accomplice of a thief inside the
-house who had probably dropped his glittering booty for his pal to take
-away? But he (Bob) was supposed to be that inside-operator, himself, and
-he wouldn't be chasing his own pal. Or again, if he were detected in
-that sprinting performance by those who didn't know he was supposed to
-be an inside-operator, but who thought him only a plain crazy man,
-wouldn't the necessity for his reincarceration be but emphasized? Maybe
-this latter contingent of his enemies would consider a plain, public
-insane asylum, without flowers in the window, good enough for him. They,
-undoubtedly, _would_ so conclude if they knew the state of Bob's private
-fortune, which certainly did not justify private institutions.
-
-A slight noise behind him drove all these considerations from Bob's
-mind. He dove at once in the direction of the sound, only to fall over
-his grip, and as he sprawled, not heroically, in the dark, his door was
-opened and closed almost noiselessly. Exasperated, he gathered himself
-together and made for the door. Throwing it back, he gazed down the
-hall, only to see a figure swiftly vanishing around a dimly-lighted
-corner. Bob couldn't make out whether it was a man or a woman, but
-seeing no one else in the hall, he impetuously and recklessly darted
-after it. When he reached the corner, however, the figure was gone.
-
-Bob stood in a quandary. There were a good many different doors around
-that corner. Through which one had his mysterious visitor vanished? If
-he but knew, he felt certain he could place his hand on the much wanted
-individual who was making such a nuisance of himself in social circles.
-He might be able to rid society of one of those essentially modern
-pests, and at the same time lift the mantle of suspicion from himself.
-At least, he would be partly rehabilitated. Later, he might complete the
-process. And oh, to have her once more see him as he was.
-
-He was sorely tempted to try a door. He even put his hand on the knob of
-the door nearest the corner. The figure must have turned in here; he
-couldn't have gone farther without Bob's having caught sight of him. At
-least, Bob felt almost sure of this conclusion, having attained that
-corner with considerable celerity, himself.
-
-Almost on the point of turning the knob, prudence bade Bob to pause.
-Suppose he made a mistake? Suppose, for example, he stumbled upon
-Gee-gee's room, or Gid-up's? The perspiration started on Bob's brow.
-Gee-gee would be quite capable of hanging on to him and then raising a
-row, just for publicity purposes. She would make "copy" out of anything,
-that girl would. Then, if it wasn't Gee-gee's room, it might be Mrs.
-Van's. Fancy his invading the privacy of that austere lady's boudoir!
-Bob's hand shook slightly and the knob rattled a trifle; he hastily
-released it. To his horror a voice called out.
-
-"Any one there?"
-
-It was Gee-gee. Bob stood still, not daring to stir, lest Gee-gee, with
-senses alert, should hear him and come out and find him. He prayed
-devoutly not to be "found." It was bad enough to be crazy, and to be a
-social buccaneer, without having Miss Gerald look upon him as an
-intrigant, a Don Juan and a Jonathan Wild all rolled into one. Bob
-wanted to flee the worst way, but still he thought it better to contain
-himself and stand there like a wooden man a few moments longer.
-
-"Any one there?" repeated Gee-gee.
-
-A neighboring door opened and one of the last men Bob wanted to see,
-under the circumstances, looked out. It was the hammer-thrower and his
-honest face expressed a world of wonder, incredulity and reproach, as he
-beheld and recognized Bob, who didn't know what to do, or to say. He
-certainly didn't want to say anything though, having no desire to
-agitate Miss Gee-gee any further. Fortunately, the hammer-thrower seemed
-too amazed for words. He just kept looking and looking. "Where on earth
-did you come from?" his glance seemed to say. "Are you the ghost of Bob
-Bennett? And if you aren't, what are you doing here, before a lady's
-door, at this time of night?"
-
-Disapproval now became mixed with indecision in the hammer-thrower's
-glance. He seemed trying to make up his mind whether or not it was a
-case demanding forcible measures on his part. Was it his duty to spring
-upon Bob, then and there, and "show him up" before the world? Bob read
-the thought. In another moment Gee-gee might come to the door, and
-then--? Bob suddenly and desperately determined to throw himself upon
-the mercy of the hammer-thrower. Indeed, he had no choice.
-
-Quickly he moved to the door where his hated rival stood and as quickly
-pushed by him and entered that person's room. At the same moment Gee-gee
-unlocked her door. Bob couldn't see her, though, as he was now
-thankfully swallowed up in the depths of a recess in the
-hammer-thrower's room. Gee-gee peeked out. She met the eye of the
-hammer-thrower who had modestly withdrawn most of his person back into
-his apartment and who now suffered only a fraction of his face to be
-revealed to Gee-gee at that unseemly hour and place, and under such
-unseemly circumstances.
-
-"I beg your pardon," said the hammer-thrower deferentially, and in a
-very low tone, "but did you call out?"
-
-"Yes, I thought I heard some one at my door."
-
-Bob hardly breathed. Would the hammer-thrower hale him forth? Would he
-toss him--or try to--right out into the hall at Gee-gee's feet?
-
-"I--I don't see any one," said the hammer-thrower hesitatingly, and
-still in a very low tone. His hesitation, however, told Bob he had
-considered or was still considering that forcible policy.
-
-"I certainly thought I did hear some one," observed Gee-gee, matching
-the other's tones. His voice seemed to imply that it might be as well
-not to arouse any others of the household and Gee-gee involuntarily fell
-in with the suggestion.
-
-"You--" Again, however, that awful hesitation! The hammer-thrower had no
-reason to like Bob, for did he not know that young gentleman had the
-presumption to adore Miss Gerald? Still the apparently more successful
-suitor for Gwendoline's hand had a sportsmanlike instinct. He'd been
-brought up to be conscientious. He had been educated to be gentlemanly
-and considerate. Perhaps he was asking himself now if it might not be
-more sportsmanlike not to denounce Bob, then and there, but to give him,
-at least, a chance to explain? "You--you must be mistaken," said the
-hammer-thrower, after a pause, in a low tense whisper.
-
-"You're sure it wasn't you?" murmured Gee-gee softly but suspiciously
-and eying the other's open and trustworthy countenance.
-
-"I?" For a moment Bob thought now, indeed, had come the time to eject
-him, but--"Is that a reasonable conjecture?" the other murmured back.
-
-Gee-gee pondered. "No, it ain't," she confessed, at length. Locked
-double-doors separated her room and the hammer-thrower's. He would
-surely have used a skeleton key on those doors were he the guilty party,
-instead of going out into the hall to try to get in that way. "I got to
-thinking of that swell burglar who is going the rounds, before I went to
-sleep," murmured Gee-gee, "and I may have been dreaming of him! Sorry to
-have disturbed you." And Gee-gee closed her door very quietly.
-
-She thought she must have been mistaken about the intruder. Anyhow,
-there wasn't much excitement for an actress any more, in being robbed.
-That advertising stunt had been so overworked that even the provincial
-dramatic critics yawned and tossed the advance man's little yarn of
-"jewels lost" right into an unsympathetic waste-basket. A scandal in
-high life was always more efficacious. No one ever got tired of scandals
-and city editors simply clamored for "more." So Gee-gee composed herself
-for sleep again. She had reason to be satisfied, for had not she and
-Gid-up, who roomed with her, sat up late and arranged final details
-before retiring?
-
-Gid-up would say: "We'll make it like this." And Gee-gee would answer:
-"No, like this." Of course, Gee-gee's way was better. Upon a slender
-thread of fact she fashioned, as Dickie had feared, a most wonderful
-edifice of fancy. She had mapped out a case that would startle even dear
-old New York. "Better do it good, if we're going to do it at all," she
-had said. Gid-up had been a little doubtful at first, but she always did
-what Gee-gee told her to in the end. And Gee-gee knew she could depend
-upon Gid-up's memory, for once the latter had had a small part. She had
-to say: "Send for the doctor" and she had never been known to get mixed
-up and say: "Send for the police," or for the undertaker, or anything
-equally ridiculous. Having thoroughly rehearsed her lines, she would
-stick to them like a major. When Mrs. Dan and Mrs. Clarence and the two
-G's should get together on the morrow, the largest anticipations of the
-two former ladies would be realized. Gee-gee wouldn't have Mrs. Dan
-disappointed for the world. Gid-up was rather afraid of Mrs. Clarence;
-however, she had been batted about by so many rough stage-managers and
-cranky musical-directors, she could stand almost anything.
-
-But what about Bob?
-
- * * * * *
-
-That young gentleman, now seated in the hammer-thrower's room, had
-frankly revealed what had happened to bring him out in the hall. In a
-low tone he told why he had approached Gee-gee's door and what had been
-in his mind when he had placed his hand on the knob. The hammer-thrower,
-if not appearing particularly impressed by Bob's story, listened
-gravely; occasionally he shook his head. It wasn't, on the whole, a very
-reasonable-sounding yarn. Truth certainly sounded stranger than fiction
-in this instance. Bob couldn't very well blame the other for not
-believing. Still he (Bob) owed him that explanation. Though he (Bob)
-might detest him as the man who would probably rob him of Miss Gerald's
-hand, still the fact remained that the hammer-thrower appeared at
-present in the guise of his (Bob's) savior. Bob couldn't get away from
-this unpleasant conclusion. He didn't want to have anything to do with
-the other and yet here he was in his room, actually being shielded by
-him. The situation was, indeed, well-nigh intolerable.
-
-The hammer-thrower studied Bob with quiet earnest eyes, and the latter
-had to acknowledge to himself that the man's face was strong and
-capable. If Miss Gerald married him--as seemed not unlikely--she would,
-at any rate, not get a weak man. He was about as big as Bob, though not
-so reckless-looking. Bob was handsomer, in his dashing way, but some
-girls, sensibly inclined, would prefer what might appear a more reliable
-type. The hammer-thrower looked so sure of himself and his ground he
-inspired confidence. He looked too sure of his ground now, as regards
-Bob.
-
-"It won't do," he said with his usual directness to Bob, when the latter
-had finished explaining. "Sounds a little fishy! I'm sorry, old chap,
-but I shall have to have time to think it all over. And then I'll try to
-decide what is best to be done. You say you were unjustly incarcerated
-in a private sanatorium." Bob hadn't explained the circumstances--who
-had "incarcerated" him and why. "That you were incarcerated at all is a
-matter of regret."
-
-"To you?" said Bob cynically.
-
-"Of course." Firmly, but with faint surprise. "You didn't think I
-rejoiced at your misfortune, did you?"
-
-"I didn't know. I thought it possible."
-
-The hammer-thrower's heavy brows drew together. "You seem to have a
-little misconception of my character," he observed with a trace of
-formality. "You were incarcerated, apparently, _pro bono publico_. I had
-no hand in it. If I had been consulted, I should have hesitated some
-time before expressing an opinion."
-
-"Thanks," said Bob curtly. Such generous reserve was rather galling,
-coming from this quarter.
-
-"I'm afraid you don't mean that," replied the other. "And it's a bad
-habit to say what you don't mean. However, we are drifting from the
-subject. You will pardon me for not swallowing, _a capite ad calcem_,
-that little Muenchhausen explanation of yours."
-
-"I don't care whether you swallow it head, neck and breeches, or not,"
-returned Bob. The other had taken a classical course at college, and Bob
-conceived he was ponderously trying to show off, just to be annoying. He
-was adopting a doubly irritating and classical manner of calling Bob a
-liar. And that young man was not accustomed to being called that--at
-least, of yore! Maybe he would have to stand it now. It seemed so.
-"You're like a good many other people I've met lately," said Bob, not
-without a touch of weariness as well as bitterness. "You don't know the
-truth when you hear it."
-
-The hammer-thrower drew up his heavy shoulders. "No use abusing me, old
-chap," he said in even well-poised tones. "Am I at fault for your
-unpopularity? Indeed"--as if arguing with himself in his slow heavy
-fashion--"I fail to understand why you have made yourself unpopular. You
-seem to have proceeded with deliberate intention. However, that is
-irrelevant. You say there was some one in your room, or rather the room
-you were supposed to have vacated; but to which you have unaccountably
-returned--not, I imagine, by way of the front door." Severely. "And
-after entering in burglarious fashion you pursued a phantom. The phantom
-vanished, leaving you in a compromising position. You expect people to
-believe that?" Shaking his head.
-
-"I should be surprised if they did," answered Bob gloomily. "I suppose
-you'll tell everybody to-morrow."
-
-"That's the question," said the other seriously. "What is my duty in the
-matter? I don't want to do you an irreparable injury, yet appearances
-certainly seem to indicate that you--" He hesitated.
-
-"Never mind the Latin for it," said Bob. "Plain Anglo-Saxon will do.
-Call me a thief."
-
-"It's an ugly word," said the other reluctantly, "and--well, I don't
-wish to be hasty. My father always told me to help a man whenever I
-could; not to shove him down. And maybe--" He paused. There was really a
-nice expression on his strong face.
-
-"Oh, you think I may be only a young offender--a juvenile in crime?"
-exclaimed Bob bitterly.
-
-"The words are your own," observed the other. "To tell you the truth,"
-seriously, "I hardly know what to think. It is all too
-extraordinary--too unexpected. I'll have to ponder on it. The profs, at
-college always said I had the champion slow brain. The peculiar part to
-me is," that puzzled look returning to his heavy features, "I can't
-understand why you're making people think what they do of you? Frankly,
-I don't believe you're 'dippy.' You were always rather--just what is the
-word?--'mercurial'--yes; that will do. But your head looks right enough
-to me."
-
-"What's the Latin for 'Thank you'?" said Bob.
-
-"Do you really think this is a trivial matter?" asked the other, bending
-a stronger glance upon his visitor. "I believe you are somewhat
-obligated to me. Please bear that in mind." With quiet dignity. "As I
-was saying, your conduct since coming here, seems to baffle
-explanation--that is, the right one. I wonder what is your 'lay,'
-anyhow? What's the idea? I like to be able to grasp people." Forcefully.
-"And you escape me. I can't get at the tangible in you. Nor"--with a
-sudden quick glance--"can Miss Gerald--"
-
-"Suppose we leave her name out," said Bob sharply. "You've done me a
-favor which I ought not to have accepted. And I tell you frankly I'd
-rather have accepted it from any one else in the world."
-
-"I think I understand," replied the other quietly, with no show of
-resentment on his heavy features. "Have a cigar?" Indicating a box on
-the table.
-
-"I'd rather not."
-
-"Very well!"
-
-For some moments Bob sat in moody silence. Then suddenly he got up.
-
-"Am I to be permitted to return to my room?" he asked.
-
-"I believe I told you I would consider your case," said the
-hammer-thrower.
-
-And Bob passed out. He regained his room without mishap, which rather
-surprised him. He almost expected to be intercepted by the monocle-man
-but nothing of the kind happened.
-
-
-
-
- CHAPTER XVI--PLAYING WITH BOB
-
-
-It took a great deal of courage for Bob to go down to breakfast the next
-morning. In fact, he had never done anything before in his life that
-demanded so much courage. He pictured his entrance, anticipating what
-would happen; he didn't try to deceive himself. The monocle-man would
-tap him on the shoulder. "You are my prisoner," he would say. And then
-it would be "exit" for Bob amid the exclamations and in the face of the
-accumulated staring of the company.
-
-Bob wasn't going to play the craven now, though, so he marched
-down-stairs and into the breakfast-room, his head well up. With that
-smile on his lips and the frosty light in his blue eyes, he looked not
-unlike a young Viking fearlessly presenting a bold brow to the enemy
-while his ship is sinking beneath him. He acted just as if he hadn't
-been away and as if nothing had happened.
-
-"Good-morning, people," he said in his cheeriest.
-
-For a moment there was a tombstone silence while Bob, not seeming to
-notice it, dropped down in a convenient place at the table. His
-vis-a-vis, as luck, or ill-luck would have it, was the monocle-man. Bob
-felt the shivers stealing over him. But the monocle-man, too, acted as
-if nothing had happened. He didn't get up and tap Bob on the shoulder.
-Perhaps he wished to finish his breakfast first.
-
-"Aw!--Have some toast," he observed to Bob. "Mrs. Ralston's toast is
-really delicious."
-
-"No," said Bob airily. "I don't like that English kind of toast. Makes
-me think of rusk! No taste to it! Give me good old American toast with
-plenty of butter on it."
-
-"Aw!" said the monocle-man.
-
-Bob didn't stop there. He appealed to the bishop and carried the
-discussion on to the doctor. He even went so far, a daredevil look in
-his sanguine blue eyes now, as to ask Miss Gerald's opinion. Miss
-Gerald, however, pretended not to hear. Her devoted admirer was close at
-hand and Bob saw the hammer-thrower's brows knit at sight of him. Bob in
-his new mood didn't care a straw now and looked straight back at the
-hammer-thrower, as if daring him to do his worst. For an instant he
-thought the hammer-thrower was going to say something, but he didn't.
-Perhaps second thought told him it would be better taste to wait, for he
-lifted his heavy shoulders with rather a contemptuous or pitying shrug
-and paid no further attention to luckless Bob.
-
-The latter kept up a gay conversation between bites, professing to be
-quite unaware of a certain extraordinary reticence with which his light
-persiflage was received. He looked around to see if Gee-gee and Gid-up
-were anywhere visible and saw that they were not. This did not surprise
-him, as theatrical ladies are usually late risers and like to breakfast
-in their rooms; nor would they be apt to mingle promiscuously with the
-other guests. Mrs. Ralston, Mrs. Dan and Mrs. Clarence were also not
-about. Bob was thankful Mrs. Ralston needed most of the morning by
-herself, or with sundry experts, to beautify; he didn't care to see his
-hostess just yet. It was hard enough to meet her fair niece, Miss
-Gerald, under the circumstances.
-
-"I understand we have two new arrivals in the professional entertaining
-line," said Bob to the monocle-man.
-
-"Aw!--how interesting!" replied the other. Bob couldn't get much of a
-"rise" out of him, though unvaryingly affable in his manner toward the
-young man. "Try some of this marmalade--do--it's Scotch, you know. All
-marmalade ought to be Scotch. Dislike intensely the English make!"
-
-"How unpatriotic!" said Bob cynically. Really, the monocle-man did it
-very well. He was a fine imitation.
-
-"Aw!" he said once more.
-
-And then Bob began to play with him. Dear old dad who was somewhat of a
-bibliomaniac had, on one or two of Bob's vacation trips to London,
-introduced the lad to many quaint, out-of-the-way nooks and corners. Now
-Bob drew on the source of information thus gleaned and angled with his
-one-eye-glassed neighbor. But the monocle-man fenced beautifully; he
-knew more than Bob. And when the latter had exhausted himself, the
-monocle-man, with a few twinkles behind his staring window-pane, played
-with Bob. He showed him as a mere child for ignorance of the subject,
-and drawled so brilliantly that some of the others became interested,
-though professing not to see that Bob was there. When the monocle-man
-had finished, Bob felt abashed. He gazed upon the other with new and
-wondrous respect. He had attempted the infantile and amateurish game of
-unmasking the other--of exhibiting his crass ignorance and letting the
-others draw their own conclusions--and he had been literally overwhelmed
-in his efforts.
-
-Having shown Bob the futility of trying to play with him, the
-monocle-man again offered Bob the marmalade. His manner of doing it made
-Bob think of a jailer who believed in the humane treatment of prisoners
-and who liked to see them well-fed. Bob for the second time refused the
-marmalade and did it most emphatically. Whereupon the monocle-man
-smiled.
-
-At that moment Bob met the gaze of the temperamental young thing. There
-were dark rings under her eyes and she looked paler than he had ever
-seen her. Also, there was a certain fascinated wonder, not unmixed with
-some deeper feeling, in her expression. She was, no doubt, absolutely
-astounded to see Bob there, and talking with the monocle-man. Bob
-surmised she would be waiting for him somewhere later to express
-herself, and he was not mistaken. Bob got up. As he did so, he glanced
-at the monocle-man. Would he be permitted to go, or would the denouement
-now happen? Would the other, alas, arise?
-
-He did nothing of the kind. He let Bob have a little more line. He even
-suffered him to walk away, at the same time smiling once more at vacancy
-or the rack of toast. Of course the temperamental young thing hailed Bob
-shortly after he was out of the room. He expected that. She came
-hurrying up to him, excitement and terror in her eyes.
-
-"Flee!" she whispered.
-
-"I won't do it," answered Bob sturdily.
-
-"Why did you come back?" Agitatedly, "What a rash thing to do! Like
-walking into the lions' den."
-
-"Well, the principal lion was nice and polite, anyhow."
-
-"Could you not see he was only just"--she sought for a word--"dallying
-with you?"
-
-"He made me see that," Bob confessed rather gloomily. "He made me feel
-like thirty cents. I guess he's got my goat. And to think I thought him
-a blamed fool. I tell you I'm learning something these days; I'm taking
-a course they don't have in college, all right."
-
-"Why do you waste time talking?" said the girl. "Every moment is
-precious. Go, or you are lost."
-
-"That sounds like the stage," replied Bob.
-
-She came closer, her temperamental gaze burning. "Will this make you
-serious?" she asked almost fiercely. "I told."
-
-"Eh?"
-
-"I told all," she repeated.
-
-"You did?"
-
-"Yes."
-
-"When?"
-
-"Last night."
-
-"Hum!" said Bob. "That makes it a little worse, that is all."
-
-"I was mad," she said, "at the way you--you--"
-
-"I think I understand."
-
-"Why--why don't you get angry and--"
-
-"And curse you the way they do in plays?" He laughed a little
-mirthlessly. "What's the use? It wouldn't do any good if I dragged you
-around by the hair."
-
-"It's just that attitude of yours," she said, breathing hard, "that has
-made me perfectly furious."
-
-"Who'd you tell?" Bob eyed her contemplatively.
-
-"Lord Stan--The monocle-man, as you call him."
-
-"Whew!" Bob whistled. "You went straight to headquarters, didn't you?"
-
-"He came up to me on the porch just after you had left, and--and--"
-
-"It's quite plain," said Bob gently. "You couldn't hold in. Don't know
-as I ought to blame you much."
-
-"I wish you wouldn't act like that," she returned passionately. "Don't
-you hate me?"
-
-He looked at her from his superior height. "No. Now that I think of it,
-you only did the right and moral thing. After all"--he seemed to be
-speaking from the hammer-thrower's high judicial plane--"it was your
-duty to tell."
-
-"Duty!" she shot back at him. "I didn't do it for that, or"--with sudden
-scorn--"because it was the moral thing. I did it because--because
-you--you had hurt me and--and I wanted to hurt you the worst way--the
-very worst way I could--"
-
-"Well, that sounds very human," replied Bob soothingly. "It's the old
-law. Eye for an eye! Tit for tat! _Quid pro quo!_" That hammer-thrower
-was getting him into the Latin habit.
-
-"You must not speak like that. You _must_ hate me--despise me--I
-betrayed you--betrayed--"
-
-Bob looked at her sympathetically. She really was suffering. "Oh, no,
-you didn't. You only thought you did," he said.
-
-"I did! I did! And afterward I felt like Salome with the head of John
-the Baptist."
-
-Bob twisted his handsome head and lifted a hand to his neck. "Well, it's
-really not so bad as that," he returned in a tone intended to be
-consoling. "Anyhow, it's very brave of you to come and tell me about
-it."
-
-"Brave!" she scoffed, the temperamental breast rising. "Why, I just
-blurted it all right out--how I discovered you in my room--how I turned
-on the light and how you dropped the brooch to the floor!"
-
-For a few moments both were silent. Then Bob spoke: "How'd it be, if we
-called bygones, bygones, and just be friends?" he said gravely.
-"Honestly, I believe I could like you an awful lot as a friend."
-
-"Don't!" she said hoarsely. "Or--or I can't hold in. My! but you are
-good."
-
-"Isn't that the sound of music?" said Bob suddenly.
-
-"I--I believe it is."
-
-"A tango, by jove! Think of tangoing right after breakfast! Some one
-_is_ beginning early. What are we coming to in these degenerate days?"
-Bob wanted to take her thoughts off that other disagreeable subject. His
-own sudden and unexpected appearance had, no doubt, been quite upsetting
-to those other guests. That tango music had a wild irresponsible sound,
-as if the some one who was banging the concert-grand in the big music
-salon was endeavoring to turn the general trend of fancy into more
-symphonious channels. He, or she, was a musical good Samaritan. Bob held
-out a ceremonious arm to the temperamental young thing. "Shall we?" he
-said. "Why not?"
-
-"You mean--?"
-
-"Tango with me? That is, if you are not above tangoing with a--"
-
-She slipped an uncertain little hand on his arm.
-
-"It may be my last, for a long time," he said gaily. "While we live, let
-us live."
-
-But when they entered they saw it was the man with the monocle who sat
-at the big, wonderfully carved piano. His fingers were fairly flying;
-his face was a bit more twisted up to keep the monocle from falling off,
-while he was flinging his hands about over the keys. At sight of him,
-the temperamental little thing breathed quickly and would have drawn
-back, but Bob drew her forward. The monocle-man's face did not change as
-he glanced over his shoulder to regard them; he had a faculty for
-hitting the right keys without looking. Bob put a big reassuring arm
-about a slim waist. He tangoed only to show the temperamental little
-thing that he forgave her. But her feet were not so light as ordinarily
-and the dance rather dragged. Once Bob looked down; why, she wasn't much
-bigger than a child.
-
-"Friends?" he asked.
-
-Her little hand clutched tighter for answer, and the monocle-man played
-more madly. It was as if he were making the puppets fly around while he
-pulled the strings. He seemed having the best kind of a time. There was
-now a whimsical look in his eyes as they followed Bob.
-
-That was one of the longest days Bob ever knew. The temperamental thing
-had told him they were coming to arrest him. Well, why didn't they? His
-appearing unexpectedly on the spot like that may have caused them to
-change their minds. He included in the "them" Mrs. Ralston and her niece
-and he could only conclude they all meant to "dally" with him, in Miss
-Dolly's phraseology, a little longer. But surely they had enough
-evidence to go right ahead and let justice (?) take its course. What the
-temperamental little thing had confessed would be quite sufficient in
-itself, for their purpose.
-
-Bob began to get impatient; he didn't like being "dallied" with. In his
-desperate mood, he desired to meet the issue at once and since "it" was
-bound to happen, he wanted it to happen right off. Then he would
-robustly proclaim his innocence--aye, and fight for it with all his
-might. He was in a fighting mood.
-
-Mrs. Ralston's demeanor toward him--when in the natural order of events
-he was obliged to meet that lady--added to his feeling of utter
-helplessness. She, like the monocle-man, acted as if nothing had
-happened, seeming to see nothing extraordinary or surprising in his
-being there. She treated him just as if he hadn't been away and talked
-in the most natural manner about the weather or other commonplace
-topics. She was graciousness itself, even demanding playfully if he
-hadn't thought of any more French compliments?
-
-Bob stammered he had not. The fact that Miss Gerald was near and
-overheard all they said didn't add to his mental composure. Gwendoline's
-violet eyes had such a peculiar look. Bob hoped and prayed she would
-preserve that manner of cold and haughty aloofness. He wouldn't have
-exchanged a word with her now for all the world, if he had had any
-choice in the matter. Did she divine his inward shrinking from any
-further talk with her? Did she realize she was the one especial person
-Bob didn't want to converse with, under the circumstances? It may be she
-did so realize; also, that she deliberately sought to add to his
-discomfiture. Possibly, she felt no punishment could be too great for
-one who had sunk so low as he had.
-
-At any rate, the day was yet young when, like a proud princess, she
-stood suddenly before him. Bob had taken refuge in that summer-house
-where she had proposed (ha! ha!) to him. He had been noting that Mrs.
-Ralston seemed to have several new gardeners working for her and it had
-flashed across his mind that these gardeners were of the monocle-man
-type. They were imitation gardeners. One kept a furtive eye on Bob. He
-was under surveillance. Now he could understand why the monocle-man let
-him flutter this way and that, with seeming unconcern. Oh, he was being
-dallied with, sure enough! That monocle-man was argus-eyed. Bob had had
-a sample of his cleverness at the breakfast-table.
-
-Miss Gerald's shadow fell abruptly at Bob's feet. He saw it before he
-saw her--a radiant, accusing patrician presence. The girl carried a golf
-stick, but there was no caddy in sight.
-
-"Mr. Bennett," said Miss Gerald, with customary directness, "do you know
-who poisoned my aunt's dog?"
-
-Bob scrambled to his feet awkwardly. Her loveliness alone was enough to
-embarrass him. "No," he said.
-
-"He was poisoned that night you left," she said, and went on studying
-him.
-
-Bob pondered heavily. If the dog had been killed with a golf stick for
-example, he might have been to blame. "You are sure he was poisoned?" he
-asked with an effort.
-
-"Certainly." In surprise.
-
-"Well, I didn't do it," said Bob.
-
-"Were you in any way responsible for it?" She stood like an angel of the
-flaming sword in the doorway, where the sunlight framed her figure. She
-rather intoxicated poor Bob.
-
-"Not to my knowledge," he said. Of course the commodore might have
-poisoned the dog, but it was unlikely. Probably that inside-operator, or
-his outside pal had "done the deed." A dog would be in their way.
-
-Miss Gerald considered. "There is another question I should like to ask
-you, Mr. Bennett," she said presently.
-
-"Go on," returned Bob, with dark forebodings.
-
-"Are you a sleep-walker?"
-
-"No."
-
-"Then why do you go wandering around nights when every one else has
-retired? Last night, for example?"
-
-"So that hammer-thrower told you, did he?" remarked Bob. "I thought he
-would."
-
-"Do you blame him?"
-
-"Oh, I suppose it was his duty." Every one seemed "telling" on Bob just
-at present.
-
-"You do not deny it?"
-
-"Why should I?"
-
-"Then we may accept his version of the story?"
-
-"Yes. I presume it was correct."
-
-Again Miss Gerald remained thoughtful and Bob glanced out toward the
-gardeners. One of them seemed to have edged nearer. Bob smiled a little
-glumly. After having caught him in the web, the spiders were now winding
-the strands around and around him. Spiders do that when they don't want
-to devour their victim right off. They mummify the victim, as it were,
-and tuck him away for the morrow.
-
-"Why"--the accusing presence was again speaking--"did you go down-stairs
-that first night of your arrival, after all the household had retired?"
-
-Bob would have given a great deal not to answer that, but he had to. "I
-was showing some people out."
-
-"Your accomplices?"
-
-"They might be called that." Miserably. He wouldn't "give away" Dan and
-the others, unless he had to--unless truth compelled him to designate
-them by name as his accomplices.
-
-"Are you aware, Mr. Bennett, of the seriousness of your answer?"
-
-"Yes, I know. But how did you know--that I went down-stairs?"
-
-"I thought I heard some one go down. And then I got up and you went by
-my door, and I looked out, ever so quietly. You went in Dolly's room and
-she woke up and caught you trying to take her brooch."
-
-Bob was silent. What was the use of talking?
-
-"Well, why don't you speak?"
-
-"It is true I went in Miss Dolly's room, but I thought it was my room,"
-said Bob monotonously. "It was a mistake." And Bob told how the brooch
-happened to fall to the floor. Strange to say, truth didn't ring in his
-accents. He hadn't much confidence at that moment in the old saw that
-truth is mighty and will prevail. Truth wasn't mighty; it was a monster
-that sucked your heart's blood. And Bob gazed once more with that
-famished look upon Miss Gerald. He found her a joy to the eye. Though
-she stood in a practical pose, the curves of her gracious and proud
-young figure were like ardent lines of poetry in a matutinal and
-passionate hymn to beauty. And Bob's lips straightway yearned to sing
-hexameters to loveliness in the abstract--and in the flesh--instead of
-plodding along half-heartedly through unconvincing and purposeless
-explanations.
-
-"You certainly do look fine to-day!" burst from Bob. It wasn't exactly a
-hexameter nor yet an iambic mode of expression. But it had to come out.
-
-Roses blossomed on the girl's proud cheek. Bob's explosive and
-uncontrollable ardency would have been disconcerting, under any
-circumstances, but under such as those of the present--Miss Gerald's
-eyes flashed.
-
-"Isn't--isn't that rather irrelevant?" she said after a moment's pause.
-
-"I--yes, I guess it is," confessed Bob, and his head slowly fell. He
-looked at the hard marble pavement.
-
-A moment the girl stood with breast stirring, like an indignant goddess.
-"Have you--have you any information to volunteer?" she said at length
-icily.
-
-"Oh, I don't have to volunteer," answered Bob. And then rushed on to a
-Niagara of disaster. "Why don't you ask that hammer-thrower? I suppose
-you'd believe _anything_"--he couldn't keep back the bitter
-jealousy--"he tells you."
-
-An instant eyes met eyes. Bob's now were stubborn, if forlorn and
-miserable. They braved the indignant, outraged violet ones. He even
-laughed, savagely, moodily. What would he not have given if she would
-only believe him, instead of--? But it was not to be. Yet this girl had
-his very soul. His miserable and forlorn eyes told her that. Whose eyes
-would have turned first, in that visual contest is a matter of
-uncertainty, for just then the enthusiastic voice of Gee-gee was heard
-"through the land."
-
-"Why, Mr. Bennett--you here? So glad to see you!"
-
-Bob forgot all about heroics. Gee-gee drifted in as if she were greeting
-an old and very dear friend, instead of a casual acquaintance, upon
-whom, indeed, she had rather forced herself, on a certain memorable
-evening. Bob wilted. When he recovered a little, Miss Gerald was gone.
-Below them the gardener who had caught Bob's eye now drew a bit nearer.
-Bob turned on Gee-gee.
-
-
-
-
- CHAPTER XVII--A GOOD DEAL OF GEE-GEE
-
-
-"See here," he said rather savagely, "this has got to stop."
-
-Gee-gee stared. "Bless its little heart, what is it talking about?"
-
-"You know," said Bob. The fact that he now saw Gwendoline Gerald
-rejoined afar by the hammer-thrower did not improve his temper.
-
-"Pardon me," returned Gee-gee, tossing her auburn hair, "if I fail to
-connect. Mrs. Ralston has been good enough to treat us as her regular
-guests. And, indeed, why shouldn't she?" With much dignity. "But if you
-feel I ain't good enough to speak to your Lord Highmightiness, except at
-stage doors and alleys and roof gardens--" Cuttingly.
-
-"This isn't a question of social amenities," said Bob. Gee-gee didn't
-know what "amenities" meant and that made _her_ madder. "You've come
-down here to raise a regular hornet's nest."
-
-Gee-gee sat down. She was so mad she had to do something. She wanted to
-slap Bob's face, but she couldn't do that. As Mrs. Ralston's guest she
-couldn't give way to her natural and primitive impulses. Her gown,
-modishly tight all over, strained almost to bursting point; it seemed to
-express the state of her feelings. A high-heeled shoe, encasing a
-pink-stockinged foot, agitated itself like a flag in a gale.
-
-"I like that," she gasped. "And who are you to talk to me like that?
-Maybe you think this is a rehearsal."
-
-"For argument's sake, I'll own I'm not much account just at present,"
-said Bob. "Be that as it may, I'm going to try to stop the mischief you
-are up to, if I can." He didn't know how he would stop it; he was
-talking more to draw Gee-gee out than for any other purpose. Bob's own
-testimony, as to certain occurrences on that memorable roof-garden
-evening, wouldn't amount to much. The lawyers could impeach it even if
-they let him (Bob) testify at all in those awful divorce cases that were
-pending. But they probably wouldn't let him take the witness-stand if he
-was a prisoner. Bob didn't know quite what was the law governing the
-admissibility of testimony in a case like his.
-
-Gee-gee shifted her mental attitude. She was getting her second breath
-and caution whispered to her to control herself. This handsome young
-gentleman had been the most indifferent member of the quartet on that
-inauspicious occasion on the roof; indeed, he had yawned in the midst of
-festivities. Bob, in love, cared not for show-girls or ponies. He had
-even tried to discourage Dan and the others in their zest for innocent
-enjoyment. Gee-gee now eyed Bob more critically. As a
-young-man-sure-of-himself, he had impressed her on that other occasion!
-Instinct had told her to avoid Bob and select Dan. Now that same
-instinct told her it might be better to temporize with this
-blunt-speaking young gentleman--to "sound" him.
-
-"You sure have got me floating," observed Gee-gee in more lady-like
-accents. "I'm way up in the air. Throw out a few sand-bags and let's hit
-the earth."
-
-"That's easy," said Bob. "Do you deny you're down here to raise Ned?"
-
-"Do I deny it?" remarked Gee-gee with flashing eyes. "Do I? We are down
-here to fill a little professional engagement. We are down here on
-account of our histrionic talents." A sound came from Bob's throat.
-Gee-gee professed not to notice it. "We are paid a fee--not a small
-one--to come down here, to do privately our little turn which was the
-hit of the piece and the talk of Broadway."
-
-"Bosh!" said Bob coolly. Gee-gee looked dangerous. Once more the
-pink-stockinged ankle began to swing agitatedly, and again reckless Bob
-narrowly escaped a slap in the face. "Mrs. Dan and Mrs. Clarence got
-Mrs. Ralston to ask you down here," he went on. "You weren't asked on
-account of your histrionic ability. You were asked because it was the
-only feasible way to get you beyond other strong, I may even say
-desperate, and to them, inimical influences. Mrs. Ralston isn't the only
-one who is financing your little rural expedition. I guess you know what
-I mean?"
-
-"Nix!" said Gee-gee. "You've got me up in the air again. Turn the little
-wheel around and let the car come down. This ain't Sunday, and if I was
-taking a little Coney-Island treat, I wouldn't choose you for my
-escort."
-
-"It certainly isn't Sunday in the sense of a day of rest," remarked Bob
-gloomily. By this time the hammer-man and Miss Gerald were beyond his
-range of vision. But he would not think of them; he must not. He had a
-duty to perform here; maybe it would do no good, but it was his duty to
-try. "That publicity racket is all right up to a certain point," he
-said, bending his reproachful eyes upon Gee-gee. "But when it comes to
-smashing reputations, stretching the truth, and injuring others
-irreparably--all for a little cheap nauseating notoriety--Well"--Bob hit
-straight from the shoulder--"I tell you it's rotten. And I, for one,
-shall do what I can to show up the whole conspiracy. That's what it is.
-It would be different if you were going to tell what was so, but you
-aren't. It isn't in the cards."
-
-"I don't know what you're talking about." Gee-gee's tight dress nearly
-exploded now. The blood had receded from her face and left it a mottled
-cream while her greenish eyes glowed like opals. Her expression was
-animalistic. It seemed to say she would like to crush something beneath
-those high heels and grind them into it.
-
-"Yes, you do," said Bob. "And it will be a frame-up for poor old Dan and
-Clarence, too!" Dickie's description of what was going to happen
-recurred to him poignantly. "I tell you it's a wicked cruel thing to do.
-I repeat, it's rotten."
-
-If he thought he could overwhelm Gee-gee by a display of superior
-masculine strength and moral force, he was mistaken. Gee-gee wasn't that
-kind of a girl. She had some force herself, though whether of the moral
-kind is another matter.
-
-"'Wicked!' 'Rotten!' 'Cheap!'" she repeated slowly, but breathing hard.
-"Listen to the infant! 'Rotten!'" She lingered on the word as if it had
-a familiar sound. "Well, what is life, anyhow?" she flung out suddenly
-at the six-foot "infant." "Maybe you think this theater business is like
-going to Sunday-school--that all we have to do is to hold goody-goody
-hands and sing those salvation songs! Salvation! Gee!" And Gee-gee
-folded her arms. She seemed to meditate. "You know what kind of
-salvation a girl gets down on old Broadway?" she scoffed. "Aren't the
-men nice and kind? Don't they take you by the hand and say: 'Come on,
-little girl, I'll give you a helping hand.' Oh, yes, they give you a
-helping hand. But it isn't 'up.' It's all 'down.' And every one wants to
-see how deep they can make it. Say, Infant, I was born in one of those
-avenues with letters. People like these"--looking toward the
-house--"don't know nothing about that kind of an avenue. It ought to be
-called a rotten alley. That's where I learned what 'rotten' meant. Nice
-young gentlemen like you who toddled about with nursie in the park can't
-tell _me_."
-
-Bob tried not to look small; he endeavored to maintain his dignity. He
-was almost sorry he had got Gee-gee started. The conversation was
-leading into unexpected channels. "Why, I toddled about in rottenness,"
-went on Gee-gee. "Gutters were my playground." Dreamily. She seemed to
-be forgetting her resentment in these childhood recollections.
-"Sometimes I slept in cellar doorways, with the rotten cabbages all
-around. But they and all the rest of the spoiled things seemed to agree
-with me. I've thrived on rottenness, Infant!" Bob winced. "It's all that
-some girls get. Men!" And Gee-gee laughed. Here was a topic she could
-dilate on. Again the opal eyes gleamed tigerishly. "I've got a lot of
-cause to love 'em. Oh, ain't they particular about _their_ reputations!"
-Gee-gee's chuckle was fiendish. "Poor, precious little dears! Be careful
-and don't get a teeny speck of smudge on their snowy white wings! My!
-look out! don't splash 'em! Or, if you do, rub it off quick so the
-people in church won't see it. But when it comes to us"--Gee-gee showed
-her teeth. "I learned when I was in the gutter that I had to fight.
-Sometimes I had to fight with dogs for a crust. Sometimes with boys who
-were worse still. Later, with men who were worst of all. And," said
-Gee-gee, again tossing her auburn mane, "I'm still fighting, Infant!"
-
-"Which means," said Bob slowly, overlooking these repeated insults to
-his dignity, "you aren't here just to exhibit those histrionic talents
-you talked about?"
-
-Gee-gee laughed. She was feeling better-natured now that she had
-relieved herself by speaking of some of those "wrongs" she and her sex
-had undoubtedly to endure. There were times when Gee-gee just had to
-moralize; it was born in her to do so. And she liked particularly to
-grill the men, and after the grilling--usually to the receptive and
-sympathetic Gid-up--she particularly liked, also, to go out and angle
-for one. And after he had taken the hook--the deeper the better--Gee-gee
-dearly loved the piscatorial sport that came later, of watching the
-rushes, the wild turnings, the frenzied leaps.
-
-She even began to eye the infant now with sleepy green eyes. But no hook
-for him! He wasn't hungry. He wouldn't even smell of a bait. Gee-gee
-felt this, having quite an instinct in such matters. Perhaps experience,
-too, had helped make her a good fisherwoman. So she didn't even bother
-making any casts for Bob. But she answered him sweetly enough, having
-now recovered her poise and being more sure of her ground:
-
-"It doesn't mean anything of the sort. Our act has been praised in a
-number of the newspapers, I would have you understand."
-
-"All right," said Bob, as strenuously as he was capable of speaking. "I
-only wanted you to know that between you and me it will be--fight!"
-
-This was sheer bluff, but he thought it might deter Gee-gee a little. It
-might curb just a bit that lurid imagination of hers.
-
-Gee-gee got up now, laughing musically. Also, she showed once more her
-white teeth. Then she stretched somewhat robust arms.
-
-"Fight with you?" she scoffed. "Why, you can't fight, Infant! You
-haven't grown up yet."
-
-Bob had the grace to blush and Gee-gee, about to depart, noticed it. He
-looked fresh and big and nice to her at that moment, so nice, indeed,
-that suddenly she did throw out a bait--one of her most brilliant
-smiles, supplemented by a speaking, sleepy glance. But Bob didn't see
-the bait. He was like a fish in a pool too deep for her line. Gee-gee
-shrugged; then she walked away. Snip! That imitation gardener was now
-among the vines, right underneath where Bob was sitting.
-
- * * * * *
-
-Gee-gee's little act was better than Bob expected it would be. She sang
-a French song with no more vulgarity than would mask as piquancy and the
-men applauded loudly. Gee-gee was a success. Gid-up put hers "over,"
-too; then together they did a few new dances not ungracefully. Mrs.
-Dan's face was rather a study. She was an extremist on the sex question
-and would take the woman's side against the man every time.
-Theoretically, she would invite injured innocence right into camp. She
-reversed that old humbug saying, "The woman did tempt me;" according to
-her philosophy, man, being naturally not so good as a woman, was
-entitled to shoulder the bulk of the blame. But when she looked at
-Gee-gee she may have had her doubts.
-
-She may even have regretted being instrumental in bringing her here at
-all. And it is not unlikely that Mrs. Clarence may have entertained a
-few secret regrets also, and doubts as to the application of a
-broad-minded big way of looking at certain things pertaining to her own
-sex, when she beheld her of the saucy turned-up nose and brazen freckle.
-Certain it is, both Mrs. Dan and Mrs. Clarence looked more serious and
-thoughtful than jubilant. They didn't applaud; they just seemed to,
-bringing their hands together without making a noise. But both ladies
-were now committed to the inevitable. Gee-gee and Gid-up, displaying
-their "histrionic talents," were but calculated to make Mrs. Dan and
-Mrs. Clarence the more determined to pursue the matter to the bitter
-end. Among the guests now was a certain legal light. His presence there
-at this particular time--when the two G's adorned the festivities--might
-be a mere coincidence; on the other hand it might signify much. He had
-certainly spent a long time that afternoon talking to Gee-gee and
-Gid-up. Mrs. Dan and Mrs. Clarence came in contact with them only by
-proxy.
-
-Bob was a deeply pained spectator of the wordless drama that was being
-enacted. He, alone, besides those directly involved, knew the tragedy
-lurking behind the mocking face of comedy. That gay music sounded to Bob
-like a fugue. He could well believe what it was costing Mrs. Dan and
-Mrs. Clarence to attain their purpose. They weren't enjoying themselves.
-It was altogether a miserable business, and almost made Bob forget his
-own tragedy. A little incident, however, brought the latter once more
-vividly to mind.
-
-It occurred while Gee-gee, in answer to applause at the conclusion of
-her dance with Gid-up, was singing another of those risque, French cafe
-chantant songs. Bob sat next to the temperamental little thing who was
-behaving with exemplary consistency. She had been comporting herself in
-strictly comrade-fashion ever since their last talk, not once overdoing
-the little chum act. She hadn't asked him for a single kiss or to put
-his arm about her waist in dark corners. Perhaps she was too anxious on
-his account for sentimental considerations. She couldn't understand the
-way things were going--that is, things pertaining to Bob.
-
-"Why _don't_ they?" once she whispered to Bob.
-
-He knew what she meant--arrest him? He shook his head. "Dallying," he
-answered.
-
-"I could just scratch his eyes out," she murmured with excess of
-loyalty.
-
-"Whose?"
-
-"That monocle-man. You know what I did this afternoon?"
-
-"No." Bob, however, surmised it would be something interesting.
-
-"I went up to that monocle-man and told him every word I had said to him
-the night before wasn't so."
-
-"You did?" Staring at her.
-
-"Yes, I did." Setting her cherry lips firmly. "I told him I was just
-trying to fool him and that I would never--never--never testify to such
-rubbish, if called on to do so."
-
-"But you'll have to," said Bob. "You've got to tell the truth."
-
-"I'd tell whoppers by the bushel to help you," she confided to him
-unblushingly. "That's the kind of a friend I am."
-
-"But I wouldn't have you. I wouldn't let you," he murmured in mild
-consternation. "Great Scott! they'd have you up for perjury."
-
-"Oh, no, they wouldn't. I'd do it so cleverly."
-
-"But the monocle-man would testify, too."
-
-"Who do you think a jury would rather believe, me or him?" she demanded
-confidently. "Especially if I was all dressed up and looked at them, all
-the time I was testifying."
-
-"Well," said Bob, "I don't believe you could do it, anyhow. Besides, it
-would be stretching friendship too far. Though you're a jolly little pal
-to offer to!" She hunched a dainty little shoulder against his strong
-arm.
-
-"I'd go through fire and water for you," breathed the jolly little pal.
-
-"It's fine of you to say it," answered Bob fervently. "I haven't many
-friends now, you know. But--but it's impossible, what you propose. It
-would only get you into trouble. I'd be a big brute to allow that. It
-would make me out a fine pal, wouldn't it? Besides, it wouldn't do any
-good. Some one else heard me go into your room and knows all about it.
-Some one else would fortify what the monocle-man would tell. And her
-testimony and his would overwhelm yours. And I'd never forgive myself
-for your being made a victim of your own loyalty."
-
-"Was that some one else Miss Gerald?" asked the jolly little pal
-quickly.
-
-"Yes," said Bob. As he spoke he glanced toward Miss Gerald.
-
-Gee-gee had now started to sing and nearly every one's head was turned
-toward the vivacious vocalist. Bob saw Miss Gerald's proud profile. He
-saw, too, the hammer-thrower, next to her, as usual. On the other side
-of the hammer-thrower--the side nearer where Gee-gee stood--was the lady
-who had given Bob the "cold shoulder" a few nights ago at dinner. The
-hammer-thrower's eyes were naturally turned toward that cold shoulder
-now, and, as naturally, his gaze should have been bent over it, toward
-the vocal center of attraction for the moment.
-
-But his gaze had stopped at the shoulder, or something on it. Bob noted
-that look. For a fraction of a minute, or second, it revealed a sudden
-new odd intensity as it rested on a lovely string of pearls ornamenting
-the cold shoulder. And at the same instant a wave of light seemed to
-sweep over Bob. For that fraction of a minute he seemed strangely,
-amazingly, to have been afforded a swift glimpse into a soul.
-
-The whole thing was psychic. Bob couldn't have told just how he came to
-know. But he knew. He was sure now who had taken Mrs. Vanderpool's
-brooch. Strangely, too, the hammer-thrower, after that fraction of a
-second's relaxation of vigilance over his inner secret self, should have
-turned and looked straight toward Bob. His look was now heavy, normal.
-Bob's was burning.
-
-"You!" his eyes said as plainly as if he had called out the word.
-
-The hammer-thrower's face did not change in the least; nor did his look.
-He turned his eyes toward the singer with heavy nonchalance and never
-had his face appeared more honest and trustworthy.
-
-"Oh, you beauty!" murmured Bob admiringly.
-
-"Do you really think she is?" asked the jolly little pal. She thought
-Bob meant Gee-gee. "Is that the style you like?"
-
-"Thinking of something else," said Bob.
-
-"Some one, you mean?" with slight reproach.
-
-"Pals aren't jealous," he reminded her. "Besides, it was a man."
-
-"Oh!" she said wonderingly.
-
- "For life is but a game of hide-and-seek,"
-
-sang Gee-gee, in the rather execrable French some one had drilled into
-her.
-
-"Come and catch me," was the refrain.
-
-Bob shook his head. He didn't want to play at that game. But life was a
-game of hide-and-seek, all right. He permitted himself the luxury of
-smiling as he once more looked over at the hammer-thrower and applauded
-Gee-gee. Odd, the idea of the hammer-thrower being that person he (Bob)
-was supposed to be, had never occurred to the latter! But no one ever
-would suspect that face! "My face is my fortune, sir," he might have
-said. The hammer-thrower caught Bob's smile.
-
-"'Come and catch me,'" reiterated Gee-gee.
-
-That might be applicable to the hammer-thrower. Bob, for the moment,
-felt as happy as a child who has discovered the solution of a puzzle. So
-that when Miss Gerald deigned casually to glance at him, she was
-surprised at his new expression. It seemed a long while since Bob had
-looked happy, but now he looked almost like his old self. Was it the
-near presence of the temperamental young thing that had wrought this
-change, Miss Gerald might well have asked herself.
-
-Violet eyes looked now into temperamental dark ones. Gwendoline, too,
-was smiling--at the song. But it was that cryptic kind of a smile once
-more. Bob's smile was a rather large cryptic counterpart of Miss
-Gerald's. The temperamental little thing, though, didn't smile. She
-seemed reading Miss Gerald's soul. She was dropping a plumb-line deep
-down into it.
-
-Then Miss Gerald turned again to the hammer-thrower, who talked to her
-just as if Bob hadn't seen anything, or imagined he had. Gee-gee sat
-down, at the same time condescending to bestow upon Bob a triumphal
-look. He had dared to scoff at her histrionic talent, had he? Well, she
-had shown him--and them. Maybe with a little publicity, she would become
-a star of dazzling magnitude. At that moment, the world looked bright to
-Gee-gee.
-
-
-
-
- CHAPTER XVIII--A FORMIDABLE ADVERSARY
-
-
-What a merry mad wag that hammer-thrower really must be at heart!
-thought Bob. How he was chuckling inside, or laughing in his sleeve most
-of the time while he went around with that heavy, serious, reliable
-visage of his! And that ponderous manner?--What lively little imps of
-mischief or fancy it concealed! That simulated slow tread, too?--Bob
-surmised he could get around pretty fast on occasions, if he wanted to,
-or had to. He was dancing very seriously with Miss Gerald now, seeming
-to take dancing as a kind of a moral lesson. Oh, that "duty talk" to
-Bob! He would "consider" Bob's case!--He wanted to ponder over it--he?
-And how painfully in earnest he had been when he had sprung what his
-father had said about not giving a fellow a shove when he was down!
-
-Bob disentangled himself as soon as he could from the temperamental
-little thing and went into the billiard room, where he began to toy with
-the ivories. If there was one thing he could do, it was play billiards.
-But he retired to the seclusion of the billiard room now principally for
-the reason that he expected the hammer-thrower would follow him there.
-He felt almost sure the other would seek him. So, though Bob proceeded
-to execute one or two fancy shots with much skill, his thoughts were not
-on the ivories. He was considering his position in relation to the
-hammer-thrower. He (Bob) might entertain a profound conviction regarding
-the latter's profession, but could he prove anything?
-
-True, he now remembered and could point out that the latter had attended
-all those functions where losses had occurred. But that wasn't in itself
-particularly significant. Other people, also, had attended all the
-functions in question. Bob couldn't even actually swear he had seen the
-other in his room when he had dropped something from Bob's window to
-some one lurking below. Bob hadn't had the chance to recognize him on
-that occasion. As far as evidence went, the "boot was all on the other
-leg." The hammer-thrower was obviously in a position to use Bob to pull
-chestnuts out of the fire for him.
-
-But why had he not denounced Bob to the entire household, then and
-there, when he had discovered him before Gee-gee's door? Perhaps the
-hammer-thrower didn't yet know that any one knew there had been
-substituted one or two imitation articles of jewelry for real ones. If
-this were so, then from his point of view a denunciation of Bob might
-lead to an investigation which would reveal the fact that substitutions
-had occurred and in consequence he would be but curtailing the period of
-his own future activities in this decidedly fertile field. He hadn't, of
-course, refrained through any feeling of charity or commiseration for
-Bob. He had, moreover, paved the way to use Bob in the future, if need
-be, by discreetly mentioning the incident to Miss Gerald. Bob might
-prove serviceable as an emergency man. All this had no doubt been
-floating through the hammer-thrower's brain while he had stood there
-with that puzzled, aggrieved and righteous expression.
-
-A slight sound behind him caused Bob to turn quickly and, as he had
-expected, he beheld the hammer-thrower. Here was renewed confirmation of
-that which he had just learned.
-
-"I felt it my duty to inform Miss Gerald of what occurred last night,"
-began the hammer-thrower without prelude.
-
-"I know that already," said Bob, continuing his play.
-
-"Ah, then I am wasting time. But having concluded that it was incumbent
-on me to take that course, I thought it but right to come to you and
-tell you what I had done. Square thing, you know."
-
-Bob grinned. "Say it in Latin," he observed flippantly.
-
-A slight frown gathered on the other's brow. "I really fail to
-understand. You placed me in an unpleasant position. It was not easy to
-speak of such a matter."
-
-"Then why did you?" said Bob lightly, executing a difficult play.
-
-"You do not seem to realize there are some things we have to do."
-
-"Duty, eh?" observed Bob with another grin.
-
-"Without wishing to pose as puritanical, or as a prig, I may say you
-have hit the nail fairly on the head."
-
-"Oh, you aren't a prig," said Bob. "You're a lu-lu."
-
-"I don't know whether you mean to be complimentary or not," returned the
-hammer-thrower with unvarying seriousness. "As I believe I have remarked
-before, you appear totally not to comprehend your own position. I might
-have awakened the house and what would have been your status then? There
-have of late been so many mysterious burglaries at large country-houses
-and in the big city homes of the affluent that a guest, found rambling
-about in pajamas at unseemly hours, courts, to put it mildly, suspicion.
-Anyhow, for my own protection, I had to speak to Miss Gerald. You see
-that, don't you? We'll waive the moral side."
-
-"'Your own protection' is good," said Bob, sending his ball twice around
-the table and complacently observing the result.
-
-"I mean that if it became known that I had secreted you in my room and
-said nothing about it, it would, in a measure, place me in the light of
-being an accomplice," returned the hammer-thrower, ignoring the point in
-Bob's last words. "I don't know whether anything will be discovered
-missing here or not, but if there should be--?"
-
-"Things will be discovered missing, all right," returned Bob. "What was
-that you dropped out of the window in my room last night?"
-
-The hammer-thrower stared at him. "I?--your room?" he said at length
-very slowly, with the most genuine amazement written all over his
-serious reliable features.
-
-"You! My room!" repeated Bob. "You didn't expect me to come back. I gave
-you quite a surprise, didn't I? You are certainly some sprinter."
-
-Still the hammer-thrower continued to stare. "Mad!" he said at last. "I
-hardly credited it before, but now--That private sanatorium!--No doubt,
-it was best."
-
-Bob laughed. "That sanatorium fits in fine, doesn't it? You'll be trying
-the little abduction act next, yourself, I suppose."
-
-"I'm trying to make up my mind whether you aren't really a dangerous
-person to be at large," said the hammer-man heavily. "You might say
-something like that to some one else. You appear absolutely
-irresponsible."
-
-"I might," observed Bob tentatively. Oh, if he only could!
-
-"However, I hardly think you will," remarked the other in his heaviest
-manner. "By the way, you play pretty good billiards."
-
-"Thanks awfully. Want to play?"
-
-"Don't mind." And the hammer-thrower took down a cue.
-
-"I should dearly like to beat you," said Bob in wistful tones.
-
-"And I should as dearly like not to be beaten by you, or any one else,"
-returned the other.
-
-"I know," conceded Bob, not without a touch of admiration, "you're a
-great chap for winning prizes and things. You've taken no end of cups,
-haven't you? I mean, legitimately."
-
-"Yes; I usually go in to win." The other professed not to hear Bob's
-last words.
-
-"And you've been feted some, in consequence, too, haven't you?" said Bob
-suddenly. "You were at the Duke of Somberland's, I remember." Meaningly.
-He remembered, too, that articles of great value had disappeared from
-the duke's place at the same time.
-
-"I believe I was. Met no end of interesting people!"
-
-"And weren't you at Lord Tumford's?" Bob recalled reading how jewels had
-mysteriously vanished in the case of Lord Tumford's guests, also.
-
-"Yes, got asked over for the shooting. Believe I did very well for an
-American not accustomed to the British method of slaughter."
-
-"No doubt," said Bob. The hammer-thrower was getting bigger in his way
-every moment. Now he had become an operator of international importance.
-
-"Speaking about winning, you were on the losing team at college, weren't
-you?" he observed significantly.
-
-"Quite so!" answered Bob. "We worked awfully hard and ought to have won,
-but fate, I guess, was against us."
-
-"We," said the hammer-man in his ponderous way, "are fate. Arbiters of
-our destinies! We succeed, or we don't. And when we fail, it is we that
-fail. Fate hasn't anything to do with it."
-
-"Maybe you're right," assented Bob. "I don't know. Anyhow, it's a test
-of true sportsmanship to know how to lose."
-
-"Not to whine, you mean? True. But it's better not to lose. Now go ahead
-and try to beat me."
-
-Bob tried his best. He let the other name the game and the number of
-points, and for a time it was nip and tuck. Once Bob ran a string of
-seventy. Then the hammer-thrower made one hundred and one. His playing
-was brilliant. Some of the heaviness seemed to have departed from his
-big frame. His steps nearly matched Bob's for litheness while his big
-fingers handled the cue almost daintily. All the inner force of the man
-seemed focused on the task of winning. He had made up his mind he
-couldn't lose. Bob was equally determined, too, not to lose.
-
-The game seemed symbolical of that bigger game they were playing as
-adversaries, and more and more Bob realized here was an opponent not to
-be despised. He was resourceful, delicate, subtle, as he permitted Bob
-now to gaze behind that shield of heaviness. He had never before
-exhibited his real self at the table, playing heretofore in ponderous
-fashion, but this time, perhaps, he experienced a secret delight in
-tantalizing an enemy. Those big fingers seemed capable of administering
-a pretty hard squeeze when the hour arrived; they might even not
-hesitate at a death-clutch. The game now was very close.
-
-"Shall we make it a thousand for the winner?" suggested the
-hammer-thrower.
-
-"Haven't that much," said Bob. "Only got about seven dollars and a half,
-or so."
-
-"I'll bet you seven dollars and a half, then."
-
-Bob accepted, and immediately had a run of luck. He was within two
-points of being out. The hammer-thrower had about fifty to go.
-
-"Get that seven dollars and a half ready," he said easily as he began
-his play.
-
-"Maybe I shan't have to," replied Bob.
-
-"Yes, you will." He spoke as one not capable of making mistakes about
-what he could do. And he didn't make a mistake this time. He ran out.
-Bob paid with as good grace as he could. Then the hammer-thrower moved
-heavily away and left Bob alone.
-
-The latter didn't feel quite so jubilant now over his secret knowledge
-as he had a little earlier. The hammer-thrower had permitted him to test
-his mettle--indeed, he had deliberately put himself out to do so, and
-make Bob realize even more thoroughly that he might just about as well
-not know anything for all the good it would do him (Bob). His lips might
-as well be sealed, as far as his being able to prove anything; if he did
-speak, people would answer as the hammer-thrower had. "Mad!" Or worse!
-That sanatorium incident was certainly unfortunate.
-
-Bob put his hand in his pocket to get his handkerchief to wipe a few
-drops of perspiration from his brow. He drew out his handkerchief, but
-he also drew out something else--something hard--that glittered-a
-ring--a beautiful one--with perfect blue white diamonds--a ring he
-remembered having seen on certain occasions adorning one of Miss
-Gerald's fingers.
-
-Bob stared at it. He stood like one frozen to the spot. That hammer-man
-had done more than beat him at billiards. While he (Bob) had extended a
-portion of his person over the table to execute difficult shots the
-other had found it an easy trick to slip Miss Gerald's ring in the
-coat-tail pocket of Bob's garment. Could you exceed that for diabolical
-intention? Now what on earth was Bob to do with Miss Gerald's ring?
-
-He couldn't keep it and yet he didn't want to throw away her property.
-It seemed as if he would be forced to, though. After an instant's
-hesitation he made up his mind that he would toss it out of the window
-and then write her anonymously where it could be found. The hammer-man
-hadn't calculated Bob would discover it on his person so soon, or
-perhaps he had told himself the odds were against Bob's discovering it
-at all. He would, of course, have preferred that others should discover
-it on Bob. The latter now strode to the window; the glittering ring
-seemed fairly to burn his fingers. He raised the curtain as softly as he
-could--the window was already open--and then suddenly started back.
-
-The light from within, shining on the garden, revealed to him with
-disconcerting abruptness a man's face. The man sprang back with
-considerable celerity, but not before Bob had recognized in him that
-confounded maniac-medico. He had tracked Bob here, but not wishing to
-create a scene among Mrs. Ralston's guests, was no doubt waiting outside
-with his assistants and the first time Bob stepped out of the house, he
-expected to nab him. All the while Bob had been playing billiards, that
-miserable maniac-medico had probably been spying upon him, peeping from
-under the curtain.
-
-Bob moved from the window, the ring still in his fingers, and at this
-inopportune moment, the monocle-man walked in. He seemed to have timed
-his coming to a nicety. Perhaps he had noticed that little episode at
-the window. Bob, in a panic, thrust the ring hurriedly into his
-waistcoat pocket and tried to face the other without showing undue
-agitation, but he feared guilt was written all over his countenance.
-
-"Hot," muttered Bob. "Thought a breath of fresh air would do me good."
-
-"Quite so. We English believe in plenty of fresh air," returned the
-monocle-man, just as if he swallowed the reason the other had given for
-going to the window.
-
-But after that Bob couldn't get rid of him. It was as if he knew
-something was wrong and that Bob needed watching. He began to fool with
-the balls, telling how hard it was for him to get accustomed to these
-small American tables. The British game was far better, he went on, all
-the while keeping his eyes pretty closely on Bob, until the latter got
-desperate and went back to where people were. But the monocle-man went,
-too. By this time Bob was convinced the other knew what was in his
-pocket. "Caught with the goods!" That's the way the yellow press would
-describe his predicament.
-
-"Aren't you the regular hermit-crab?" It was the temperamental little
-thing's reproachful voice that at this point broke in upon his sorrowful
-meditations, and Bob turned to her quickly. At the moment he was awfully
-glad she had come up. "What have you been doing?" she went on.
-
-"Oh, just rolling the balls. Will you dance?" Eagerly.
-
-"Can't! Engaged. You should have asked me sooner and not run away." Then
-perhaps she saw how disappointed Bob looked or caught that desperate
-expression in his eyes, for she added: "Yes, I will. Can say I was
-engaged to you first and forgot. Come on."
-
-Bob did. He was a little afraid the monocle-man might not let him, but
-the other permitted him to dance. Perhaps he wouldn't have done so if he
-had known what was in Bob's mind. That young man felt as if he had now
-truly reached his last ditch.
-
-"Say, I'm in an awful hole," he breathed to the temperamental little
-thing, as they glided over the floor.
-
-"Are you?" She snuggled closer. "Anything worse than has been?"
-
-"A heap worse! I've got something I simply must get rid of."
-
-"What is it?" she said in a thrilling whisper.
-
-"A ring." Hoarsely.
-
-"No. Whose?"
-
-"Miss Gerald's." More hoarsely still.
-
-"How wildly exciting! Though I didn't think you would rob her." In an
-odd voice.
-
-"I didn't."
-
-"But you say you've got her ring?"
-
-"Some one put it in my pocket."
-
-"Isn't it the funny little hermit-crab, though!" she answered.
-
-"Well, never mind whether you believe me or not. The point is, I've got
-to get rid of it and I can't. That monocle-man is watching me. I need
-help."
-
-"Mine?" Snuggling once more.
-
-"Yours. Will you do it?"
-
-"Didn't I tell you I'd go through fire and water for you? Am I not now
-your eternal and everlasting chum? Say it."
-
-"What?"
-
-"That jolly-little-pal talk."
-
-"Jolly little pal!" he breathed in her ear.
-
-She sighed happily. "Now what do you want me to do?"
-
-"I want you to take this ring"--slipping it into her fingers--"and
-return it to Miss Gerald's room. You can slip in without attracting any
-attention. Besides no one would think anything of your going in her
-room, even if you were seen doing so--you're such friends."
-
-"But," she said wonderingly, "I don't see why you took it at all if--"
-She broke off--"Unless that monocle-man knows you've got it on you?"
-
-"That's the point," observed Bob hoarsely.
-
-"All right," she assented. "I'll do it. When?"
-
-"Now."
-
-"No," she said firmly. "Not until our dance is over. I want every bit of
-it. That's--that's my salary. My! I feel awful wicked with that ring in
-my hand. You can take a firmer hold of me if you want--the way you did
-that first day! I need reassuring!"
-
-Bob laughed in spite of himself, but he reassured "jolly little pal," in
-the manner indicated.
-
-"Now just fly around," she said.
-
-And Bob "flew" with a recklessness that satisfied even her. When it was
-over she turned to him with an odd look.
-
-"I've got another condition."
-
-"What is it?"
-
-"That you ask Miss Gerald to dance!"
-
-"But--" he began, disconcerted as well as surprised.
-
-"That's the condition."
-
-"She would only refuse." Gloomily.
-
-"Do you agree?" There was something almost wistful in the temperamental
-eyes of little pal at that moment.
-
-"I--can't." Desperately.
-
-"Very well. Take back the--"
-
-"All right. I will," Bob half-groaned.
-
-As he walked over toward Gwendoline Gerald, he saw the temperamental
-little thing moving toward the stairway. Half-way up, she stopped and
-looked back over the banister. Perhaps she wanted to see if Bob was
-fulfilling his part of the contract.
-
-
-
-
- CHAPTER XIX--BOB FORGETS HIMSELF
-
-
-"Miss Gerald," said Bob as formally as if he were quoting from one of
-those deportment books, "may I have the pleasure of this dance?"
-
-Her reply was at variance with what "How to Behave in the Best Society"
-taught young ladies to say. "Why do you ask?" said Gwendoline Gerald
-quietly.
-
-"Got to," said Bob.
-
-"Why have you got to?"
-
-"I promised I would."
-
-"Who made you promise?"
-
-Bob told.
-
-"Do you have to do what she tells you?"
-
-"In this instance."
-
-"Of course you know what my reply will be?"
-
-"I told her you would refuse."
-
-"You would hardly expect me to dance with you after all I know about
-you, would you?" There was still that deadly quietness in her tones.
-
-"All you think you know about me," Bob had the courage to correct her.
-"Of course not."
-
-"Some one has taken one of my rings," observed Miss Gerald even more
-quietly.
-
-"I haven't got it," exclaimed Bob. "Honest!" Wasn't he glad he had got
-rid of it?
-
-The violet eyes studied Bob as if he were something strange and
-inanimate--an odd kind of a pebble or a shell. "You are sure?" said Miss
-Gwendoline.
-
-"Positive," answered Bob in his most confident tones. He remembered now
-that during his dance with the jolly little pal he had observed the
-monocle-man talking with Miss Gerald. Perhaps he had told her he had
-seen the ring in Bob's fingers when the latter had gone to the window.
-The monocle-man might have been spying all the while, on the other side.
-There might have been two Peeping Toms interested in Bob's actions in
-the billiard room.
-
-"Are you so positive you would be willing to submit to be searched?"
-
-"I am that positive," Bob answered. And then went on more eagerly:
-"Maybe you haven't really lost it after all." He could say that and
-still tell the truth. "Why, it may be in your room now. You may find it
-on your table or your dresser when you go upstairs to retire."
-
-Miss Gerald looked at him. "You seem to be rather certain?" she said
-tentatively.
-
-"I am," said Bob. "I'd almost swear--" He stopped suddenly. It wouldn't
-do to be too certain.
-
-"Don't you find your own words rather strange?" the girl asked.
-
-"Everything's funny about me, nowadays," said Bob.
-
-"Did you enjoy renewing your acquaintance with Miss ----?" She called
-Gee-gee by that other, more conventional name.
-
-"I did not. I dislike her profoundly."
-
-"Are you sure?" The violet eyes were almost meditative. "Now I should
-have thought--" She paused. Bob read the thought, however. A man like
-him was on a plane with Gee-gee; indeed, much lower. Miss Gerald would
-be finding in Gee-gee Bob's affinity next.
-
-"You haven't refused me out-and-out, yet," he suggested. "To dance, I
-mean."
-
-"You would rather, of course, I did refuse you?"
-
-"Of course," Bob stammered. The mere thought of dancing with her once
-again as of yore gave him a sensation of exquisite pain. But naturally
-she would never dream of dancing with one she considered a--?
-
-"Well, you may have the pleasure," she said mockingly.
-
-Bob could not credit his hearing. She would permit him to touch her.
-Incredible! A great awe fell over him. He could not believe.
-
-"I said you might have the pleasure," she repeated, accenting in the
-least the last word.
-
-Bob caught that accent. Ah, she knew then, what exquisite pain it would
-be for him to dance with her! She was purposely punishing him; she
-wished to make him suffer. She would drive a gimlet in his heart and
-turn it around. Bob somehow got his arm about his divinity and found
-himself floating around the room, experiencing that dual sensation of
-being in heaven and in the other place at one and the same time.
-
-It was a weird and wonderful dance. Through it all he kept looking down
-at her hair, though its brightness seemed to dazzle him. Miss Dolly had
-confided to Bob that he "guided divinely," but he didn't guide divinely
-now; he was too bewildered. Once he bumped his divinity into some one
-and this did not improve his mental condition. But she bore with him
-with deadly patience; she was bound to punish him thoroughly, it seemed.
-
-Then that dual sensation in Bob's breast began gradually to partake more
-of heaven than of the other place, and he yielded to the pure and
-unadulterated joy of the divinity's propinquity. He forgot there was a
-big black blot on his escutcheon, or character. He ceased to remember he
-was a renegade and criminal. The nearness of the proud golden head set
-his heart singing until tempestuously and temerariously he flung three
-words at her, telepathically, from the throbbing depths of his soul.
-
-The dance ending abruptly "brought him to." He looked around rather
-dazed; then struggling to awake, gazed at her. Her face still wore that
-expression of deadly calm and pride. Bob didn't understand. She was no
-statue, he would have sworn, yet now she looked one--for him. And a
-moment before she had seemed radiantly, gloriously alive--no Galatea
-before the awakening! It was as if she had felt all the vibrating joy of
-the dance. But that, of course, could not have been. Bob felt like
-rubbing his eyes when he regarded her. He did not understand unless--
-
-She wished once more to "rub it in," to make him realize again more
-poignantly all that he had lost. She let him have a fuller glimpse of
-heaven just to hurl him from it. She liked to see him go plunging down
-into the dark voids of despair. He yielded entirely to that descending
-feeling now; he couldn't help it.
-
-"I thank you," said Bob, in his best deportment-book manner.
-
-The enigmatic violet eyes lighted as they rested on him. Bob would have
-sworn it was a cruel light. "Oh," she said, "as long as you are a
-guest--? There are certain formalities--"
-
-"I understand," he returned.
-
-The light in the violet eyes deepened and sparkled. So a cruel Roman
-lady might have regarded a gladiator in the arena, answering his appeal
-with "Thumbs down." Bob lifted his hand to his brow. The girl's proud
-lips--lips to dream of--were curved as in cruel disdain. Then Bob forgot
-himself again.
-
-"I won't have you look at me like that," he said masterfully. "I'm not a
-criminal. Confound it, it's preposterous. I didn't steal your ring and I
-want you to know it, too. I never stole a thing in my life." They were
-standing somewhat apart, where they couldn't be overheard. He spoke in a
-low tone but with force, gazing boldly and unafraid now into the violet
-eyes.
-
-"I won't let you think that of me," he said, stepping nearer. "Steal
-from you?" he scoffed. "Do you know the only thing I'd like to steal
-from you?" His eyes challenged hers; the violet eyes didn't shrink.
-"Yourself! I'd like to steal you, but hang your rings!" He didn't say
-"hang"; he used the other word. He forgot himself completely.
-
-A garden of wild roses blossomed on the girl's fair cheek, but she held
-herself with rare composure. "I wonder, Mr. Bennett," she observed
-quietly, "how I should answer such mad irresponsible talk?"
-
-"It's the truth. And if I were a thief--which I'm not--I wouldn't steal
-your rings. Even a thief wouldn't steal the rings of the girl he loves."
-
-More roses! Outraged flushing, no doubt! Yet still the girl managed to
-maintain her composure. "You dare go very far, do you not, Mr. Bennett?"
-
-"Yes; and I'll go further. I love every hair of your head. Even when
-you're cruel," he hurried on recklessly, "and heaven knows you can be
-cruel enough, I love you. I love your lips when they say the unkindest
-and most outrageous things to me. I love your eyes when they look scorn.
-I ought not to love you, but I do. Why, I loved you the first time I saw
-you. And do you think if I were all those things you think me, I'd dare
-stand up here and tell you that? I didn't mean to tell you ever that I
-loved you. But that's my answer when you imply I'm a rank criminal. A
-man's got to have a clear conscience to love you as I do. Such love can
-only go with a clear conscience. Why, you're so wonderful and beautiful
-to me I couldn't--" Bob paused. "Don't you see the point?" he appealed
-to her. "A man couldn't have you in his heart and not have the right to
-hold up his head among his fellow men."
-
-Miss Gerald did not at once answer; she had not moved. The sweeping dark
-lashes were lowered; she was looking down. "You plead your cause very
-ingeniously, Mr. Bennett," she observed at length, her lashes suddenly
-uplifting. The lights were still there in the violet eyes; they seemed
-yet mocking him. "You invoke the sacred name of love as a proof of your
-innocence. The argument is unique if not logical," she went on with
-pitiless accents and the red lips that uttered the "sacred name of love"
-smiled. "I have been rather interested, however, in following your
-somewhat fantastic defense of yourself. That it has incidentally
-involved me is also mildly interesting. Do you expect me to feel
-flattered?" The red lips still smiled. Bob was quite near but she didn't
-move away. She seemed quite unafraid of him.
-
-"You needn't feel ashamed," said Bob sturdily. And his eyes flashed.
-They seemed to say no woman ought to be ashamed of an honest man's love.
-"I may be mad over you," he went on, "but I'm not ashamed of it. There
-isn't a thought I have of you that doesn't make me want to be a better
-man, and a stronger and more useful one, too," he added, squaring his
-shoulders.
-
-Again the long lashes swept slightly downward, masking the violet, and
-the girl's lips moved--a ripple of amusement, no doubt. She looked up,
-however, once more with that appearance of deadly calm. "Then you deny
-it, in toto, having seen my ring to-night?"
-
-Bob swallowed. Again he dropped from the heights.
-
-"You do not speak," said Miss Gerald, studying him.
-
-"I--wish you wouldn't ask me that," he managed to say.
-
-"Why not?" lifting her brows. "Even if you saw it you could say you
-hadn't."
-
-"That's just the point," Miserably. "I couldn't."
-
-"Then you did see it?"
-
-"I did."
-
-"You had it, perhaps?"
-
-"I did."
-
-"You have it now?"
-
-"No."
-
-"Ah, you have passed it on to an accomplice, perhaps." Mockingly. Miss
-Gerald drew up her proud figure. "And this is the man," she said, "who
-talks to me of love. Love!" With a low musical laugh. "The tenderest
-passion! The purest one! Dare you repeat now," with crushing triumph in
-the violet eyes, "what you said a moment ago."
-
-"I love you," said Bob, with burning glance. "I shall carry your image
-with me to the grave."
-
-This slightly staggered even one of her regal young bearing. His tone
-was that of the master once more. No criminal in his look when he said
-that! Miss Gerald's slender figure swayed in the least; her breast
-stirred. Bob put his handsome reckless face nearer. That was the way he
-answered her challenge. He wore his fighting look.
-
-"I love you," he said. "And that," he flung at her, "is still the answer
-I dare make."
-
-Miss Gerald did not reply to this bold defiance at once. How she would
-have answered, Bob never knew, for at that moment the hammer-thrower
-came up and the girl at once turned to him, looking slightly paler as
-she did so. Both then walked away, Bob's somber gaze following them. But
-he was not long permitted even this mournful privilege.
-
-"Phone, sir," said a voice at his elbow. "Mr. Robert Bennett is urgently
-wanted on the phone."
-
-"All right." And Bob followed the servant. "What now?" he asked himself
-wearily.
-
-The voice at the other end was Dan's. Fortunately the telephone was
-isolated and no one in the house could catch what Bob said. The good old
-commodore frantically wished to know all about Gee-gee and Gid-up. He
-had heard that Bob had got out of the sanatorium and gone back to Mrs.
-Ralston's. Dan's desire for information was greater even than his
-resentment toward Bob, as he had stooped to calling him up.
-
-Bob obliged the commodore with such news as he could give. He told how
-he had tried unsuccessfully to sway Gee-gee and to show her the error of
-her ways; how she, however, seemed resolutely determined on her course
-of action and was not to be swayed. He related also that there was a
-legal light in the house.
-
-At this point Dan's remarks became explosive; it was like the Fourth of
-July at the other end of the line. Bob waited until the racket ceased
-and then he went on with further details, trying to be as conscientious
-and informing as possible. Finally he couldn't think of anything more to
-say. But Dan thought of a lot--and some of it was personal, too. It
-didn't ruffle Bob at all, however. It rolled off him like water off a
-duck's back.
-
-"You'll be arrested," said Bob at last. "There's a law against that kind
-of talk through telephones, you know."
-
-"I'm afraid it's all up," moaned Dan.
-
-"'Fraid it is!" affirmed Bob. "How does Clarence take it?"
-
-"He's sitting here, all broke up."
-
-"Well, tell him to cheer up if he can," said Bob. "Gid-up isn't nearly
-so dangerous as Gee-gee. At least that's my opinion."
-
-"Oh, isn't she?" sneered Dan. And then there was some more Fourth of
-July at the other end of the line.
-
-Bob waited patiently for it to subside. "Is that all you wanted to talk
-with me about?" he asked at length.
-
-"It is not," snapped Dan. "Those confounded blankety-blank detectives,
-some blankety-blank idiot has employed as gardeners about Mrs. Ralston's
-place, have arrested that-blankety-blank medical head of the private
-sanatorium."
-
-"What?" exclaimed Bob jubilantly.
-
-"They found him prowling around. He tells the police-station man who he
-is, but the police-station man won't believe him."
-
-"Ha! ha!" Bob was glad he could laugh once more, but it was Fourth of
-July again for Dan.
-
-"It isn't any blankety-blank laughing matter," he called back. "He's one
-of my witnesses and I don't want to lose him. Lost witnesses enough
-already!" Furiously.
-
-"Well, why don't you get him out?" said Bob with a gratified snicker.
-
-"I tried to, but that blankety-blank station-house man is a blank
-bullet-head and the blankety detectives insist he shall be held, as they
-saw him looking through a window. What I want you to do is to come down
-to the village and help get him out."
-
-"Me?" said Bob loftily. "Me help get him out?"
-
-"Yes, you can acknowledge he was after you, an escaped patient."
-
-"Where is he now?" asked Bob.
-
-"Cell."
-
-"Well, you tell the station-man for me that he had better put him in a
-padded room. Ha! ha!" And Bob hung up the receiver.
-
-But almost immediately the bell rang again.
-
-"Hello!" said a voice. It was the telephone operator. "Is Mr. Bennett
-still there? Oh! Well, there's a party on the long distance wants to
-speak to you."
-
-"Hello; that you, Bob?" came in far-away accents.
-
-"It's me. Who are you?"
-
-"Dad."
-
-"Oh, hello, dad!" Bob tried to make his voice joyful.
-
-"I called you up to tell you I caught a fifty-seven pounder. Thought
-you'd like to congratulate me."
-
-Bob did.
-
-"They've made me a member of the Pius Piscatorials--swell club down
-here," continued dad jubilantly, and again Bob did the congratulating
-act. "By the way, how's hustling?" went on dad.
-
-"I'm hustling all right."
-
-"That's good. Well, good-by, son. I'll be short of funds presently, but
-that doesn't worry me. I'm having the time of my life. By-by, dear boy."
-
-"By-by, dad, dear."
-
-"Hold on, Mr. Bennett." It was the telephone operator once more.
-"There's another party that's bound to speak to you, and take it from me
-I don't like the sound of his voice. I hope he isn't like that first
-party that was talking to you. What us poor girls has to put up with is
-something shameful, and--All right. Go ahead."
-
-"This is Dickie," said a voice. "Say! you leave my girl alone. I've
-heard of your goings-on."
-
-"Who told you?" asked Bob. "That Peeping Tom? That maniac-medico?"
-
-"I told you before I was going to marry her. You keep off the premises
-if you know what is good for you." Dickie was so mad he was childish.
-
-"No, you're not going to marry her," said Bob.
-
-"You--you don't mean to say you're engaged to her?" came back in choked
-tones.
-
-"No. She's only my jolly little pal. But she thinks a lot of what I tell
-her and I'll pick out a real man for her some day. You aren't good
-enough. A chap that will punch another chap when he can't defend himself
-isn't the chap for jolly little pal."
-
-"I didn't punch you when you couldn't defend yourself," said Dickie
-indignantly.
-
-"I'm the one to know. You gave it to me all right, and thereby settled
-your chances with her. Do you think I'd let a girl like her marry a chap
-like you? Why, you might come home and beat your wife! You're capable of
-it. I refuse my consent absolutely. I shall advise her to have nothing
-whatever to do with you."
-
-Dickie couldn't speak and Bob left him in a state of coma. This time Bob
-was suffered to leave the telephone booth. He was awfully glad they had
-the maniac-medico locked up. Maybe he would get a cute little room with
-a cunning little window, and maybe there'd be a landscape? But there
-wouldn't be any flowers.
-
-Just at this moment the temperamental little thing hurried up to Bob in
-a state of great agitation. He saw that something serious had happened.
-
-
-
-
- CHAPTER XX--HAND-READING
-
-
-"Did you get rid of it?" he asked hurriedly.
-
-"I did not," she gasped. "That mean old monocle-man wouldn't let me.
-He's just kept his eye on me every moment. When I went up-stairs, he
-followed. There he is now. See how he's watching us. Oh, what shall I
-do, if they find me with it?"
-
-"Give it to me," said Bob.
-
-"No, I won't."
-
-"But do you realize what it means if they find it on you?" he asked in
-alarm.
-
-"We would go to jail together," said jolly little pal.
-
-"But I won't have you go to jail. It's preposterous."
-
-"Maybe I deserve it," she remarked, "for having 'peached.' I hope,"
-wistfully, "our cells will be close together. Did you have a nice dance
-with Miss Gerald?"
-
-"Give it to me," commanded Bob sternly. "If you don't, I'll--I'll take
-it from you."
-
-But she put her hand behind her. "Isn't Gwendoline the most beautiful
-thing in the world?" she said. "We'll talk about her in jail. It'll help
-pass the time."
-
-"Give--"
-
-"I'm not the least bit jealous, because now I'm only your really-truly
-little pal," she went on. "I wish I could be your best man. But I don't
-suppose that's feasible."
-
-"Give--"
-
-"I might swallow it," she observed tentatively.
-
-"Great heavens!" he reached for her hand.
-
-"Aw!--fortune-telling?" said a voice.
-
-"Yes; he was just going to read my palm," answered jolly little pal
-promptly while Bob turned rather nervously to regard the monocle-man.
-
-"Perhaps--aw!--I could read it," suggested the monocle-man, looking at
-the closed fingers. "I have some--aw!--skill that way. Perhaps, Miss
-Dolly--aw!--you would permit me to look at your heart line?"
-
-"I just won't," said Miss Dolly, with flashing eyes.
-
-Bob watched her closely. If she tried to swallow it, he would stop her.
-
-"How--aw!--very unkind!" said the monocle-man. "If you
-would--aw!--permit me, I could tell you--? aw!--just what kind of a man
-you're going to marry."
-
-"I'm not going to marry any one," replied the jolly little pal.
-
-"Please now, do--aw!" he urged.
-
-"Well, if you want to be tiresome." She gave him the hand that didn't
-hold the ring.
-
-"Impulsive! Charming!" he said, bending his monocle owlishly over the
-soft pink palm. "Now the other?"
-
-"Won't!" she returned succinctly.
-
-Bob drew yet nearer. He believed she was quite capable of carrying out
-that threat of swallowing it.
-
-"But how can I complete telling your fortune--aw!--unless I see the
-other hand?" expostulated the monocle-man with a pleasant smile. "I
-desire especially to examine the Mount of Venus."
-
-"There isn't any mountain any more," said the jolly little pal. "It's
-been moved away."
-
-"Aw! How interesting! Then we might survey the vale of friendship."
-
-She looked around like a bird in a snare; the hammer-man was not far
-away and impulsively she flew over to him.
-
-"Was this our dance? I'm so forgetful!"
-
-"It wasn't, but it is," he returned with a smile. Obviously he was
-flattered. Heretofore Miss Dolly had not acted particularly prepossessed
-by the hammer-thrower; he hadn't any temperament--so she thought; he
-didn't swing one around with enough abandon. He was one of those serious
-goody-goody dancers. He swung Miss Dolly very seriously now; they went
-so slowly for her that once she stumbled over his feet. It was evident
-their temperaments didn't match. Or maybe what she held in one hand had
-made her terribly self-conscious. Bob watched them gloomily. He feared
-she might swallow it during the dance, but she didn't, for the little
-hand was partly closed still when she left the hammer-thrower and Bob
-gazed around for that confounded monocle-man. The latter, however, had
-apparently lost interest in palm-reading and the temperamental little
-thing, for he was nowhere to be seen. Miss Dolly's eyes were at once
-frightened and strange when she fluttered again to Bob's side.
-
-"Oh, I've done the most awful thing," she confided quite breathlessly to
-him.
-
-"You--you haven't swallowed it?" he exclaimed in alarm. He thought he
-had watched her closely, but still she might have found opportunity--she
-might have made a swift movement to her lips which he had failed to
-observe.
-
-"No, I haven't swallowed it," she answered. "I've done worse."
-
-"Worse? What could be worse?"
-
-"I slipped it into his waistcoat pocket."
-
-"Whose? The hammer-thrower? No? By jove!--"
-
-"I did it when I tripped. And I tripped purposely, and when he was very
-gallant and kept me from falling, I--I slipped it in. And isn't it
-awful? Poor man! He's such a goody-good. You don't mind, do you?"
-Anxiously.
-
-"Oh, I mind a heap," said Bob jovially. "Ho! ho!"
-
-"I was afraid you might scold."
-
-"Scold? No, indeed. I'm awfully obliged and I only wish I could do
-something for you to show how thankful I am."
-
-"Do you? Then you might--" She gazed toward the conservatory where it
-was dim and shadowy. "No; it wouldn't do. We're not engaged any more.
-Besides--" And she looked toward a straight proud figure with golden
-hair. She didn't finish what she was going to say. Only--"I guess I
-won't make you," she added.
-
-"Thanks," said Bob. "You're sure the best pal a chap ever had. But
-honest! I hate to be mean and disappoint you after all you've done. And
-I might volunteer, if you'd make it just one--or, at the most, two."
-
-A moment the temperamental little thing seemed to waver. Then the
-rosebud lips set more firmly. "No," she said. "It's awfully dear of you
-to offer, but I don't want any. You've made me see the error of my ways.
-I've reformed. I only want to be your jolly little pal. But you haven't
-any conscientious scruples about the way I disposed of it, have you?"
-she asked, swiftly changing the subject.
-
-"Conscientious scruples? Not one. Ho! ho!"
-
-But the laughter faded suddenly from Bob's lips. At that moment the
-hammer-thrower chanced to put his fingers in his waistcoat pocket. Then
-he gave a slight start and glanced toward the temperamental little
-thing; his brow was lowering, and he appeared to meditate. Bob knew
-there must be murder in his heart. Just then from across the room, Bob
-saw the monocle-man approaching the hammer-thrower.
-
-The latter cast a swift look toward him of the monocle. It was the look
-of a man who for the first time, perhaps, fully realizes, or begins to
-realize certain unexpected forces arrayed against him. He now had the
-ring and he dared not keep it. If he had never entertained any
-suspicions regarding the monocle-man's identity before, there was
-something about the other now that awoke sudden and secret misgivings.
-The monocle-man didn't make much of a point of disguising his
-watchfulness at the present time. That was odd--unless he didn't greatly
-care just now whether any one guessed his identity or not. Possibly the
-psychological moment was approaching.
-
-The hammer-thrower thought, no doubt, that Bob had told the
-temperamental little thing that he (the hammer-man) had taken the ring
-from Miss Gerald's room and Miss Dolly had offered to return it to the
-hammer-thrower. And she had found a way to do so. It was clever. But the
-hammer-thrower was not in a mood to appreciate the grim jest. Now that
-the tables were turned, Bob and Miss Dolly would make it their business
-to see that the glittering trifle was found in _his_ possession. The
-hammer-thrower couldn't dispose of it under the circumstances; he was in
-exactly the same predicament Bob had been in. Suddenly he seemed to make
-up his mind what to do; he adopted the most daring expedient. In those
-few moments he had done some very rapid thinking. He stepped toward Miss
-Gerald now, his face wearing its most reliable expression. Honesty
-fairly radiated from his square solid countenance.
-
-"Miss Gerald," he said, "may I speak with you privately?"
-
-"Is it important?" she asked.
-
-"Very!" in his most serious manner.
-
-She complied with his request, and they withdrew from the hearing of
-others.
-
-"Miss Gerald," he began abruptly, "have you lost a ring?"
-
-She gazed at him in surprise.
-
-"I have."
-
-"Is this it? I believe I recognize it as one you have worn."
-
-"It is." Gwendoline's look swerved toward Bob. "But--" she began.
-
-"You do not understand how it came in my possession?" he asked, in an
-even monotonous tone.
-
-"I certainly did not think that you--"
-
-"You didn't think I had it?" Seriously.
-
-"I did not." And again she looked toward Bob.
-
-"I did not know I had it myself," he observed gravely, "until just this
-minute. You believe me, I trust?"
-
-"Yes," she said slowly, "I believe you. But how--?" Again she paused.
-
-"Did I come by it? A certain young lady I danced with just now placed it
-in my waistcoat pocket."
-
-The hammer-thrower held himself squarely, with a poise that expressed
-rectitude. He was rather well satisfied with what he had done. He argued
-that his action, from Miss Gerald's point of view, must be that of an
-innocent man. If he (the hammer-thrower) had taken the ring it wasn't
-likely he would step up to Miss Gerald and offer it back to her. His
-bold move complicated the issue; but he did not doubt, however, that he
-would emerge from the affair with credit.
-
-"Of course I am aware that it is a serious charge to make," went on the
-hammer-thrower, "but what was I to do? I never was put in a more painful
-position."
-
-"Painful, indeed," replied Miss Gerald sympathetically. "Of course it
-was a joke."
-
-"I am glad you take that view of it," he replied. "You can see that
-naturally I found it deucedly awkward. Things have been disappearing in
-so many country-houses, don't you know. It wouldn't have been a joke for
-me if I hadn't fortunately discovered it as I did. Under the
-circumstances, I don't really appreciate Miss Dolly's jokes."
-
-"But mightn't it have been some one else?" suggested Gwendoline.
-
-"I danced only with you and Miss Dolly."
-
-"Well, naturally, it wouldn't be I," said Gwendoline with a smile.
-"There's Dolly now talking with Mr. Bennett and Lord Stanfield, Suppose
-we speak to her. But I wouldn't have any one else know for the world.
-I'm really very sorry Dolly's heedlessness should have caused one of my
-aunt's guests any embarrassment." Miss Gerald was graciousness itself.
-
-In spite of the thrill of the moment, the hammer-thrower couldn't
-prevent an expression of honest approval gleaming from his eyes. "You
-are very kind," he said in a low tone. "You will never know all this
-visit has meant to me. I, too, regret exceedingly that what you regard
-as one of Miss Dolly's mad pranks--and we all know how prone she is to
-do the unconventional--should have involved me in a little episode that,
-perhaps, isn't so agreeable as it should be. I trust, though, you don't
-blame me for coming to you at once about the matter?"
-
-"Why should I blame you?" The violet eyes full on the deep serious ones.
-
-"I suppose I might just have placed it somewhere, on the mantle, for
-example, and not said anything about Miss Dolly's part in the affair,"
-he observed musingly. "It might have been more chivalrous. One doesn't
-like to complain of a woman, you know, and a fellow guest at that." With
-regret that sounded genuine.
-
-"I think you took the only course a conscientious man could," said
-Gwendoline Gerald. "Indeed, I can appreciate your position. You did what
-any honest man would feel impelled to do."
-
-Again that gracious smile! Again a slight gleaming in the hammer-man's
-eyes! At the moment she seemed to realize in every way the poet's
-picture of regal young womanhood--"divinely tall" and most divinely
-fashioned, she appeared, as she stood with the light from a great
-chandelier full upon her.
-
-"Your approval is very dear to me," the hammer-thrower murmured. "I
-think I have your friendship. That is much--much, indeed. But--" For a
-moment he seemed about to say more. His strong, honest-looking face
-surely wore an expression of some feeling deeper than friendship.
-
-Would Gwendoline Gerald have shrunk from a verbal expression of what his
-look seemed to imply? The violet eyes never appeared deeper, more
-enigmatic--receptive. The hammer-thrower did not go on, however. He
-reverted to that other topic.
-
-"Perhaps it would be as well to drop the matter altogether," he
-remarked. "I am quite satisfied to do so, if you are."
-
-"That is nice of you," she said in a tone that implied she still
-approved of him. "But I think I shall speak to Dolly. Or, at least, let
-her see the ring is on my finger."
-
-"I can't understand why she should have done it," he observed in puzzled
-accents as they crossed the room. "I can't quite see how it can be
-classed as a joke."
-
-"Dolly has the wildest idea of humor," returned Gwendoline. "As a little
-girl she was always doing the maddest things. Perhaps, too, she has been
-reading about those sensational robberies and wished to perpetrate a
-hoax."
-
-"I say, that would have been rather rough on a fellow, wouldn't it?"
-
-"And then, after creating a little excitement, she would have come
-forward and said she did it. Maybe she read about that escapade of young
-men and girls at an English house-party. They carried off valuables in
-an automobile, and returned the same, piece-meal, by parcel post. I
-don't say my explanation of Dolly's prank is a correct one," said Miss
-Gerald, tentatively lifting long sweeping lashes to regard her
-companion, "but it may in some measure throw light upon it."
-
-"Unless--?" He paused.
-
-"Unless what?" she asked.
-
-"Nothing. Only I was thinking--"
-
-The violet eyes became suddenly darker. "You mean about what you told me
-this morning--about Mr. Bennett and how you found him--?"
-
-"I really didn't wish to speak of that, only it was strange--" He
-stopped.
-
-"Strange, indeed," she observed, studying him.
-
-"Anyhow, I can't see how to connect that with this," he confessed.
-
-"There does seem a missing-link somewhere," observed the girl. "Do
-you"--and her eyes were again full upon the deep serious ones--"like Mr.
-Bennett?"
-
-"I neither like nor dislike him." They had stopped for a moment in a
-doorway. "His manners have been rather extraordinary. I honestly can't
-make him out. He looks rational enough and yet he acts most
-irrationally."
-
-"I am going to tell you a great secret," said the girl. "Please do not
-speak of it to any one else. Some one in the house has been taking
-things--in earnest, I mean."
-
-"No? Is it possible?" he observed. "Then it wouldn't have been nice for
-me if that ring--?" Honest indignation shone from his eyes. "I must say
-Miss Dolly did take a confounded liberty."
-
-"Under the circumstances, yes," said the girl gravely.
-
-"You say things are missing? Great Scott!"
-
-"I did not say missing." Quickly. "It is a case of substitution."
-
-"Pardon me if I fail to understand."
-
-She explained. "By jove! that is clever. I am honored by your
-confidence. I won't betray it. Your aunt is naturally distressed?"
-
-"Naturally--though she appears the same as usual. However, she is
-determined to put an end to these affairs. Society has been frightfully
-annoyed. It is not nice to ask some one down and then to have her
-lose--"
-
-"I understand," said the hammer-thrower gravely. "If your aunt can stop
-these unfortunate occurrences society will owe her a great debt. But
-tell me further, if I am not intruding too greatly on your confidences,
-does the finger of suspicion point anywhere?"
-
-"Yes," returned the girl.
-
-"Of course," he said, and looked toward Bob.
-
-That young man's face did not now express any trace of satisfaction or
-jovial feeling. He looked both puzzled and worried, and glanced
-apprehensively from time to time at the sentimental young thing. The
-monocle-man _was_ telling her fortune now. With British persistence he
-had reverted to the subject upon again approaching the couple, which he
-did almost immediately after the hammer-thrower returned to Miss Gerald
-her ring.
-
-"You missed your ring?" said the hammer-thrower after a pause.
-
-"Yes. But I never imagined--"
-
-"It would be returned in such an extraordinary manner? I don't see where
-he--?" And the hammer-man paused again with downbent brows.
-
-It was not hard for her to read the thought. He did not see just where
-Bob Bennett "came in." That's what he once more implied. He didn't wish
-to be unjust to any one. His expression said that.
-
-"I guess it must just have been a whim," he conceded after a moment,
-handsomely. "After all, it's proofs that count." The sentence had a
-familiar sound to Miss Gerald who entertained a vague impression she had
-said something like it to Bob. They approached Dolly.
-
-
-
-
- CHAPTER XXI--HEART OF STONE
-
-
-"Did he tell you that I--?" began Miss Dolly at once, and snatching her
-arm from that tiresome monocle-man.
-
-"Yes, my dear," said Gwendoline. "And he seemed a little hurt at your
-sense of humor."
-
-The temperamental little thing stood like a wild creature at bay, her
-eyes glowing like those of a fawn about to receive the arrow of a hunter
-or a huntress. Miss Gerald did not look a very remorseless huntress,
-however.
-
-"How did he know I did it?" said Dolly with a glance toward the
-hammer-thrower. "He didn't catch me at it." Defiantly.
-
-"Deduction, my dear," replied Gwendoline.
-
-"He can't prove it. I defy him." The jolly little pal felt now how one
-feels when he or she is haled into a court of justice. She wouldn't
-"peach" though. They could put her through the third or the thirty-third
-degree and she wouldn't tell on Bob. Never! "You have only _his_ word,"
-with another glance at the hammer-thrower, "and maybe my word is as good
-as his." She had to tell a whopper; but she would tell a million for
-Bob. It was a pal's duty to.
-
-"But I saw you do it," now interposed the monocle-man with a quiet
-smile.
-
-She almost wilted at that, then threw back her head farther.
-
-"I"--Bob stepped quickly forward--"gave it to her. It was I," gravely to
-Miss Gerald, "who had your ring. Think what you please." She had already
-passed judgment on him, he remembered.
-
-"Don't you believe him," tempestuously interrupted the temperamental
-little thing. "I took it myself. It--it was just a joke."
-
-"That's what Miss Gerald and I were saying just now," observed the
-hammer-thrower heavily. He held himself just as if he were a remote,
-rather puzzled bystander.
-
-Bob gave a hoarse laugh. He couldn't control himself.
-
-"I beg your pardon," observed the monocle-man, "but I am afraid Miss
-Dolly, in her zeal, is rather misleading in her statements. Her vale of
-friendship, I have noticed, on her palm, is well developed. At the same
-time I can not let her wrongfully accuse herself, even though the matter
-should pass as a jest. I have to tell the truth--you must forgive me,
-Miss Dolly. But I saw Mr. Bennett pass you that ring during the dance."
-
-"But why should he?" spoke up Miss Gerald. "Can't you enlighten me,
-dear?" To the temperamental young thing.
-
-"I won't say a word," said the latter at a loss. "Only I'd like to tell
-you"--to the monocle-man--"how much I like you."
-
-"I'm sorry to have displeased you," he answered simply. "You have really
-a charming hand. As for the reason you ask"--to Miss Gerald--"it should
-not be difficult to find. I conclude that Mr. Bennett asked Miss Dolly
-to return the ring to Miss Gerald's room. I think that was what she was
-trying to do and I'm afraid I prevented her."
-
-"But why should Mr. Bennett"--Gwendoline did not deign to address that
-young man direct--"have asked Dolly to do that?"
-
-"Maybe," suggested the monocle-man, "Mr. Bennett will answer that
-himself."
-
-"What's the use?" said Bob. "Nobody believes anything I say." Miss
-Gwendoline still acted as if she did not see him.
-
-"If you take him to jail, I'm going too," remarked the temperamental
-little thing. "If he's guilty, I--"
-
-"You suggest, then, he is guilty?" said the monocle-man quickly.
-
-"No; no! I--"
-
-"I fear you have suggested it," he interrupted pointedly.
-
-"If people confess do they get lighter sentences?" she asked with a
-quick breath.
-
-"Usually," said the monocle-man.
-
-Jolly little pal pondered painfully. Perhaps she saw plainer than Bob
-how clear was the case against him. "Why don't you?" she suggested.
-
-Bob smiled feebly. "The answer I make is the same one I gave to Miss
-Gerald when I last spoke to her."
-
-A flame sprang to Gwendoline's cheek.
-
-"You dare say that now--with all this evidence against you?" She showed
-herself keenly aware of his presence now.
-
-"I dare." He stepped to her side and looked into her eyes. "My eyes are
-saying it now."
-
-The girl's breast stirred quickly. Did she fear he would say those words
-aloud, before all the others? He was reckless enough to do so.
-
-"Do you understand or shall I make it plainer?" he asked, swinging back
-his blond head.
-
-"I do not think that will be necessary," she answered with some
-difficulty.
-
-"What _is_ it all about?" said the hammer-man, and there was a slight
-frown on his brow.
-
-"You ought to know," returned Bob, as his eyes met swiftly the other's.
-For a moment gaze encountered gaze. Bob's now was sardonically ironical,
-yet challenging. The hammer-thrower's was mystified. Then the latter
-shrugged.
-
-"Is he mad as well as a--" he spoke musingly.
-
-"Thief," said Bob. "Say it right out. I'm not afraid of the word."
-
-The hammer-thrower sighed heavily. "What are we to do?" he said to Miss
-Gerald sympathetically. "It is needless to say, you can command me."
-
-"Isn't that lovely?" Sotto voce from Bob.
-
-"I'm terribly afraid the affair has passed from the joke stage," said
-Gwendoline Gerald and once more she appeared cool and composed. Again
-she made Bob feel he was but a matter for consideration--an intrusive
-and unwelcome matter that had to be disposed of. "What ought I to do?"
-
-"Arrest me, of course," returned Bob. "I've been waiting for it for some
-time. And the funny part is, the affair hasn't passed from the joke
-stage. You know that." To the hammer-man. "Why don't you chuckle?"
-
-"I suppose I may as well tell you I'm a bogus lord," unexpectedly
-interrupted the monocle-man at this moment. "My name is not even a
-high-sounding one." The hammer-thrower started slightly. "It's plain
-Michael Moriarity. But I was once a lord's valet." He had dropped his
-drawl, though he still kept his monocle. "I am sorry to have intruded as
-a real personage among you all, although there are plenty of bogus lords
-floating through society."
-
-"Oh, you didn't deceive me," answered jolly little pal. "I knew who you
-were."
-
-"Well, you certainly hoodwinked the rest of us," observed the
-hammer-thrower slowly. He stood with his head down as if thinking
-deeply. When he looked up, he gazed straight into the monocle-man's
-eyes. They were twinkling and good-humored. An arrest in high society
-was rather a ceremonious affair. You didn't take a man by the scruff of
-the neck and yank him to the patrol wagon. There were polite formalities
-to be observed. The end had to be accomplished without shocking or
-disturbing the other guests. The truly artistic method would, in fact,
-be the attainment of the result while the guests remained in absolute
-ignorance, for the time being, of what had been done.
-
-"I'm afraid I've got to do my duty," observed the monocle-man to Bob.
-"You look like a man who would play the game. A game loser, I mean?"
-Suggestively.
-
-"Oh, I'm a loser all right," said Bob, looking at the hammer-man. For a
-moment he wondered if he should speak further. He could imagine how his
-words would be received. He didn't forget that he hadn't a shadow of
-proof against the hammer-man. Miss Gerald would think he was accusing an
-innocent person and she would despise him (Bob) only the more--if that
-were possible. To speak would be but to court the contempt of the
-others, the laughter of the hammer-man. Bob's thoughts were terribly
-confused but he realized he might as well remain silent; indeed, perhaps
-it would be better for the present.
-
-"Anyhow, what I told you wasn't so," said jolly little pal to the
-monocle-man. "And I repeat I will never testify to it." She was awfully
-dejected.
-
-"Yes, you will," said Bob monotonously. "As I told you, I won't let you
-get into trouble."
-
-"Besides there's all that other evidence," suggested the monocle-man.
-
-"I can explain that away," returned Bob. Then he thought: Could he?
-Would Dan and Clarence stand by him now and acknowledge it was they he
-had let out of the house at that unseemly hour? He doubted it. Dickie,
-too, wouldn't be very friendly. Their last conversation over the
-telephone was far from reassuring. "No; I am not sure that I can," Bob
-added. He still had to remember he was the impersonation of Truth.
-
-"You refer to Miss Gerald's having seen you wandering about the house
-after the others had retired, I presume?" suggested the monocle-man, who
-was enjoying the conversation immensely. It was the kind of a situation
-he liked. He wouldn't have curtailed it for the world. When the
-hammer-man heard the question, his brows lifted slightly. Surely a
-momentary glint of gladness or satisfaction shone from his gaze. But it
-receded at once. He listened attentively.
-
-"Yes, I was referring to that," answered Bob, gazing at Gwendoline. She,
-condemn him to a prison cell! She, swear away his liberty! He gazed
-wistfully, almost sadly at the sweet inexorable lips which might ruin
-his life. He didn't feel resentful; he only determined to put up the
-best fight he could when the time came.
-
-"Is--is it necessary to proceed to extremities?" said the hammer-man at
-this point sedulously. "Would not the mere fact that we all know about
-the matter be sufficient punishment?" He appealed to Miss Gerald. "My
-father used to tell me that when a man was down, if we could see the way
-to extend a helping hand, we would be doing the right thing. I think the
-world is becoming more tolerant and there is a tendency to give a person
-a chance to reform, instead of locking him up."
-
-Again Bob laughed. In spite of his unhappiness and that weight of
-melancholy, the other's heavy humor tickled Bob's funny bone. Think of
-the hammer-man pretending to try to keep Bob out of jail! Didn't he know
-how to play his cards? The deadly joke was on Bob.
-
-"Don't appeal too hard in my behalf, old chap; you might strain
-yourself," he said to the hammer-thrower.
-
-But the hammer-thrower pretended not to hear. He kept his sedulous,
-humane glance on Miss Gerald.
-
-"You mean you would have my aunt take no action in the matter?" she
-said, and the lovely face was now calm and thoughtful.
-
-"Please do!" This from jolly little pal. "Dear, dear Gwendoline! It'll
-be such a favor to me. And I'll love you dearly."
-
-"You certainly are a very doughty champion of Mr. Bennett, Dolly,"
-observed Miss Gerald. There was a question in her look and her words
-might have implied that Bob had been making love to the temperamental
-little thing, even when he dared tell Miss Gerald he cared for her.
-Gwendoline's face wore an odd smile now.
-
-"I'm not interested for the reason you think," answered the
-temperamental little thing spiritedly. "He never made love to me--real
-love. I tried to make him, because he is all that should appeal to any
-woman, but he wouldn't," she went on tempestuously, regardlessly. "And
-then we vowed we'd be pals and we are. And I'll stand by him to the last
-ditch."
-
-"You are very loyal, dear," said Gwendoline quietly.
-
-"Besides, he's in love with some one else," she shot back, and Bob
-shifted. There was a directness about jolly little pal that was
-sometimes disconcerting.
-
-The hammer-man looked quickly toward Miss Gerald, and his eyes were full
-of jealousy for an instant. He was not sorry that Bob was going to "get
-his." Nevertheless, he would plead for him again, he wouldn't cease to
-be consistent in his role.
-
-"I'll tell you who it is, too, if you want to know," the temperamental
-little thing went on to Gwendoline.
-
-"My dear, I haven't asked. It seems to me," coldly, "we are slightly
-drifting from the subject."
-
-"I believe you stated just now that you and Mr. Bennett vowed to be
-pals," interposed the monocle-man regarding Miss Dolly. "Does that mean
-you agreed to be accomplices--to divide the 'swag,' in the parlance of
-the lower world?" The monocle-man was enjoying himself more and more. He
-was finding new interest in the scene. It was more "meaty" than he had
-dared hope.
-
-"She doesn't mean anything of the kind," put in Bob savagely. "She just
-extended the hand of friendship. She's a good fellow, that is all, and I
-won't have you imply the slightest thing against her. You understand
-that, Mr. Bogus Lord?"
-
-"I only asked a question," observed the monocle-man humbly.
-
-"Well, you've got the answer." In the same aggressive manner. "She's
-a--a brick and I won't have any harm come to her on my account."
-
-"None of us would have any harm come to Dolly," said Gwendoline coldly.
-
-"I wanted him to elope with me, but he wouldn't," went on the
-temperamental little thing, thinking fast. Bob listened in despair. "I
-didn't know then it was only friendship I felt. I thought it was love.
-And when he refused, I was furious. To be revenged, I went to that
-horrid man"--looking at him of the monocle--"and told him a pack of
-lies."
-
-"Lies?" said the monocle-man, smiling sweetly and screwing his glass in
-farther.
-
-"Yes, and that's the reason I shall give on the witness-stand."
-Defiantly. "I'll tell the truth there--let every one know how horrid and
-wicked I was."
-
-The monocle-man shook his head with mild disapproval. "What do you say
-to that, Mr. Bennett?" he asked softly.
-
-"Of course I can't let her do anything to incriminate herself," answered
-Bob mournfully. "To prevent her doing so I shall have to avow right
-now--? and I do"--firmly--"that those were not lies, but truths she told
-you."
-
-"Please!--please!--" said jolly little pal piteously.
-
-"Truths!" said Bob again boldly.
-
-Miss Dolly gave a great sigh. "Are you going to confess you are guilty
-of all they charge?"
-
-"I am not." Stubbornly. "I am not guilty."
-
-"I'm rather afraid certain evidence, including Miss Dolly's truths,
-which you acknowledge as such, might tend to show you are," suggested
-the monocle-man.
-
-Again Miss Dolly thought fast. Bob wouldn't let her declare her
-accusations of him lies; therefore only one alternative remained.
-
-"_I_ have a confession to make," she said solemnly.
-
-Bob looked startled. "Don't!--" he began. He wondered into what new
-realm her inventive faculties would lead her.
-
-"Mr. Bennett," observed the monocle-man gravely, "I have to remind you
-that anything you say can be used against you. And your manner now, in
-seeking to restrain or interfere with what Miss Dolly has to say, will
-certainly hurt your case."
-
-Bob groaned. He cast hunted eyes upon Miss Dolly. The jolly little pal
-breathed hard, but there was a look of determination in the dark soulful
-eyes.
-
-"Mr. Mike Something, or whatever your name is," she said to the
-monocle-man in a low tense tone, "I am all that which you suggested."
-
-He overlooked the scornful mode of address. He rubbed his hands softly;
-his eyes were pleased. "You mean about agreeing to be accomplices and to
-divide the 'swag'?"
-
-"Yes." Fatalistically.
-
-Bob groaned again.
-
-The temperamental little thing looked up in the air. She would be mainly
-responsible for sending Bob to jail--the thought burned. What was a
-treacherous but repentant pal's duty under the circumstances? She had a
-vision, too, of those adjoining cells.
-
-"You see," she began dreamily, "my father is rather sparing of the
-spending money he allows me, and I have terribly extravagant tastes.
-Why, my hats alone cost a fortune. I simply have got to have nice and
-expensive things." Again Bob groaned. Dolly dreamed on: "I've
-bushel-baskets of silk stockings, for example. See!" Displaying an
-exquisite ankle. "My gowns all come from Paris. Gwendoline can tell you
-that." Miss Gerald did not deny. "And they're not gowns from those
-side-street dressmakers, either. They come from _the_ places on the rue
-de la Paix. Besides"--Dolly's dream expanded--"I like to take things."
-Another groan from Bob. "I think I'm a clepto."
-
-"There isn't one word of truth in what she's saying," exclaimed Bob
-indignantly. "Why, it's outrageous. She doesn't realize what she's
-doing."
-
-"Yes, I do," returned little pal with a stanch and loyal glance. "Why
-should you take all the blame when I'm entitled to half of it?"
-
-"You aren't entitled to any of it," he retorted helplessly. "And there
-isn't any blame for you to share, either."
-
-"Do you expect us to believe that?" observed the monocle-man
-reproachfully.
-
-"No, I don't."
-
-"Or a jury?"
-
-"Perhaps not."
-
-"Really, old chap"--began the hammer-man sedulously, and he looked
-awfully sorry. Perhaps he was going to extend his sympathy.
-
-"Say it in Latin!" interrupted Bob ungratefully.
-
-"What does he mean?" queried the monocle-man.
-
-"I'm really at a loss," answered the hammer-thrower.
-
-That gentleman had gleaned a great deal of information of a most
-gratifying nature. He didn't know all the whys and wherefores, but it
-was sufficient that Bob seemed too deep in the toils to extricate
-himself. A happy (to the hammer-man) combination of circumstances had
-involved the other.
-
-"Please let him go," again pleaded Miss Dolly to Gwendoline. "Be a dear.
-Besides, think how he--" She went over to Miss Gerald suddenly and
-whispered two words--two ardent electrical words!
-
-Gwendoline's eyes flashed but she did not answer. One of the
-hammer-thrower's hands closed.
-
-"I fear Miss Gerald couldn't do that now, if she wanted to," interposed
-the monocle-man. "It isn't altogether her affair or her aunt's. You see,
-there are other people who gave those other social functions Mr. Bennett
-attended. They may not incline to be sentimentally--I may say foolishly
-lenient. So you see even if I desired to oblige a lady"--bowing to Dolly
-"whom I esteem very much, my hands are tied. Justice, in other words,
-must take its course."
-
-Bob looked at Gwendoline. "Some day, Miss Gerald, you may realize you
-helped, or tried to help, convict an innocent man."
-
-"She doesn't care," said the temperamental little thing vehemently.
-"She's got a stone for a heart." Only that cryptic smile on the proud
-beautiful lips answered this outbreak. The jolly little pal went right
-over to her again. "Anyhow," she said, "he kissed me."
-
-Just for an instant Miss Gerald's sweeping lashes lifted to Bob. Just
-for an instant, too, Miss Gerald's white teeth buried themselves in that
-proud red upper lip. Miss Dolly turned to the monocle-man. "Now, I'm
-ready to go with you," she said.
-
-"Oh, I don't want you"--then he added "yet! You will appreciate, Mr.
-Bennett"--turning to Bob--"that the more quietly--I want to show you all
-the consideration possible--"
-
-"I'll go quietly," muttered Bob. "No use raising a row! I'll go like a
-gentleman. I'll make myself as little obnoxious and objectionable to the
-rest of Mrs. Ralston's guests as possible." Bitterly. "Good-by, Miss
-Gerald." That young lady didn't answer. "Won't you say good-by?"
-repeated Bob. There was a gleam of great pleasure in the
-hammer-thrower's eyes now. Bob had involuntarily put out his hand but
-Miss Gerald would not see it. Indeed, she turned farther from him, as if
-annoyed by Bob's persistence. Bob's hand fell to his side, he drew
-himself up.
-
-"I am ready, sir," he said quietly to the monocle-man.
-
-"Perhaps it would be as well if you accompanied us," observed the
-monocle-man to the hammer-thrower.
-
-"Certainly." The other understood. Bob was strong and he might change
-his mind and be less lamblike before reaching his destination. "It's a
-disagreeable job at best," murmured the hammer-thrower, "but I suppose I
-ought to see it through."
-
-"It's nice of you," said Miss Gerald in a low dull tone.
-
-A moment Bob's eyes gleamed dangerously, then he seemed to realize the
-presence of Miss Gerald's other guests once more and his handsome blond
-head dropped. "I guess it's your turn," he said to the hammer-man.
-
-Miss Dolly looked at the composed proud girl with the "heart of stone."
-The temperamental little thing's hands were tightly closed. Suddenly
-once more she bent over to whisper--this time viciously--to Miss Gerald.
-"He kisses beautifully," she breathed. "And--and I hate you!" Miss
-Gerald did not answer; nor did she turn to regard Bob who quietly moved
-away now with the monocle-man and the hammer-thrower.
-
-
-
-
- CHAPTER XXII--A REAL BENEFACTOR
-
-
-Bob, the hammer-thrower and the monocle-man together entered the little
-station-house in the village. It wasn't much of a lock-up, but it was
-big enough to hold Bob and a few others, one of whom had just been
-released as the trio of new-comers walked in. His eye fell on Bob.
-
-"That's my man," he exclaimed excitedly. "That's my escaped patient."
-
-"Yes, that's he!" affirmed a second voice--that of the commodore.
-
-"Got him this time!" came jubilantly from another side of the bare room,
-and Bob gazing, with no show of emotion, in that direction, discovered
-Dickie and Clarence were there too.
-
-"Put me in the padded cell, would you?" said the maniac-medico
-furiously. "I'll see where you go. Come on. The car is waiting. There
-won't be any window-bouquets this time, I promise you."
-
-Bob didn't answer. He didn't much care what they said.
-
-"I got Gee-gee on the phone," went on Dan viciously, "and she has it all
-down in black and white, she tells me. The legal light up there has
-attended to that. A parcel of outrageous falsehoods! The audacity of
-that girl, too! When I showed her the enormity of her conduct, she only
-gave a merry little laugh. Said she was terribly fond of me, the minx!
-And would I come and sit in the front row when she was a bright and
-scintillating star?"
-
-"And she said Gid-up wanted to know if I wouldn't like to gaze upon that
-cute little freckle once more?" added Clarence in choked tones.
-
-"And all that, on account of you!" exclaimed the commodore, throwing out
-his arms and looking at the culprit. Dickie didn't say anything at the
-moment. He only glared.
-
-Bob regarded the three with lack-luster gaze. He felt little interest in
-them now.
-
-"Take him away!" said Dan, breathing hard. "Or I may do him an injury."
-
-"Give him what's coming to him," breathed Dickie hoarsely. "He's got my
-girl hypnotized."
-
-"Come on," said the maniac-medico sternly to Bob. "Let's waste no more
-time."
-
-"Hold on," spoke the monocle-man quietly. "You are a little premature,
-gentlemen."
-
-"What do _you_ want to butt in for?" demanded the commodore aggressively
-of the monocle-man.
-
-"Mr. Bennett has accompanied me here as my prisoner. Am I not right?"
-Appealing to the hammer-thrower.
-
-"Correct," said that gentleman regretfully.
-
-"What's he been doing besides wrecking homes?" asked the commodore.
-
-"A few articles of jewelry have been missing at Mrs. Ralston's," said
-the hammer-thrower in that same tone. "It's a very regrettable affair.
-Miss Gerald, for example, lost her ring and it was traced to Mr.
-Bennett."
-
-Bob stood it patiently. He wondered if his day would ever come.
-
-"So?-- He's the merry little social-highwayman, is he?" observed Dan.
-"The best I can say is, don't make a hero of him. Give him some real,
-old-fashioned justice."
-
-"I'm afraid I can't honestly extend my sympathy to you," remarked
-Clarence to Bob stiffly.
-
-"I'm not sorry," said Dickie frankly. "I'm glad. Anyhow, Miss Dolly will
-despise you now." With a ring of triumph in his voice.
-
-"No, she won't," observed Bob, breaking silence for the first time. "It
-was being what people think I am that made her fall in love with me." He
-didn't want Dickie to feel too good. He remembered that unsportsmanlike
-punch. "She's my dear jolly little pal," Bob went on, "and she wanted to
-occupy an adjoining cell."
-
-Dickie went up to Bob. "I'd like to give you another," he said in his
-nastiest accents.
-
-"Gentlemen! Gentlemen!" It was the voice of the man at the desk.
-Authority now spoke. Up to now, amazement had held authority
-tongue-tied. "The prisoner came quietly, Mr. Moriarity?" Authority knew,
-then, the monocle-man. Evidently the two had a secret understanding.
-"Has he confessed?" "Not as yet," said the monocle-man significantly.
-
-"And I'm not going to," spoke up Bob succinctly to the magistrate. "I'm
-not guilty."
-
-"Then who is?" asked the monocle-man.
-
-"You've got your hand on his arm," said Bob in that same forcible
-manner. The time had come for him to assert himself, however ridiculous
-his affirmation might sound. Authority should have the truth. Bob
-blurted it out fearlessly, holding his head well up as he spoke. "You've
-got your hand on his arm," he repeated.
-
-Mr. Moriarity's reply quite took their breath away, especially Bob's.
-"Guess you're right," he said promptly, and something bright gleamed in
-his hand. "Don't move," he said to the hammer-thrower.
-
-"But aren't you going to lock _him_ up at all?" asked the commodore in
-disappointed tones, indicating Bob, after the monocle-man had shown the
-hammer-thrower a warrant for his (the hammer-thrower's) arrest, and had,
-at the conclusion of certain formalities, caused that dazed and angry
-individual to be led away.
-
-"I am certainly not going to lock Mr. Bennett up," laughed the
-monocle-man who was in the best of humors.
-
-The coup seemed to him a lovely one. For months he had been on the trail
-of the hammer-thrower. He told Bob--as dazed and bewildered as the
-hammer-thrower by the unexpected turn of events--all about it later. He
-had certainly taken an artistic way to complete the affair. And later,
-not that night, Bob learned, too, that it was Miss Gerald herself who
-had suggested the way, she having inherited some of the managerial
-genius of her father. Maybe, she was not averse to Bob's suffering a
-little after the wholly-intolerable way he had comported himself toward
-her and others of her aunt's guests. Maybe cruelty had mingled somewhat
-with retaliation. Proud, regal young womanhood sometimes can be cruel.
-But Bob probably deserved all those twinges and pangs and mournful
-emotions she had caused him. No one certainly had ever talked to her as
-he had done.
-
-"May I sit down?" said Bob at length to the magistrate. He felt rather
-tired.
-
-Authority gave him permission to sit. "Well, if you're not going to lock
-him up," said that maniac-med., looking viciously at Bob, "I am."
-
-"No, you're not," observed the monocle-man easily. "Mr. Bennett is my
-friend. He has helped me immensely in this affair. Had he not projected
-his rather impetuous personality into it, certain difficulties would not
-have been smoothed out so easily. He created a diversion which threw the
-prisoner, naturally deep and resourceful, somewhat off his guard. But
-for Mr. Bennett's whimsical and, at times, diverting conduct," with a
-smile at Bob, "my fight against him," nodding toward the cell, "might
-not have culminated quite so soon. So," he added to the enraged medico,
-"Mr. Bennett has my full moral support, and, I may say," touching the
-pocket into which he had returned that something bright, "my physical
-support as well." "But what about the treatment I have received?"
-stormed the med. "Locked up like--?"
-
-"You shouldn't have been prowling around. Anyhow, I shall advise my good
-friend, Mr. Bennett, that should you seek to annoy him further, or to
-lay a single finger on him, he will have an excellent case for damages.
-I can explain away a great deal that is inexplicable to the rest of you,
-and that explanation will serve fully to rehabilitate Mr. Bennett in the
-esteem of certain people as a not unnormal person. How far I can restore
-his popularity," with a laugh, "is another matter."
-
-Bob stared straight ahead. "How did you do it?" he said to the
-monocle-man. "What made you certain?"
-
-"I saw him place the ring in your pocket. Feel here," walking over to
-Bob. The latter felt where the other indicated. "A little vest-pocket
-camera!" said the monocle-man softly. "I photographed the act--the
-outstretched hand with the ring in it!--you, unsuspecting, half
-sprawling over the green felt of the table! your coat tails inviting the
-ring--Besides, one of my men took the place of that outside-operator and
-received a certain little article of jewelry that night you came
-blundering back to Mrs. Ralston's. We nabbed the outside-operator
-and--well, he's told certain things." With satisfaction. "We have, in
-short, a clear case."
-
-Bob held his head. "It's whirling," he said. "I'll get some things
-straightened out after a little, I suppose."
-
-"That's right," observed the monocle-man.
-
-"There are some things you can't straighten out," said Dan in an ugly
-tone. "This is all very well for you, but what about us?"
-
-Just at that moment there was a flutter of skirts at the door.
-
- * * * * *
-
-Gee-gee and Gid-up came in, the former in a state of great agitation.
-
-"How dared you?" she gasped, going up to the monocle-man and standing
-with arms akimbo.
-
-"Send you that note, commanding your presence here?" said the
-monocle-man. "I dared, my dear," he added slowly, "because I hold the
-cards."
-
-"Don't you 'dear' me," she retorted stormily.
-
-"I wouldn't, seriously," he returned. "It might be dangerous. Women like
-you are dangerous, you know. I fancy our friends here," glancing toward
-the commodore and Clarence, "have found that out. But it will be a
-lesson. 'We'll never wander more from our own fireside,'" he hummed.
-
-"Well," said Gee-gee, shaking her auburn tresses, "those were pretty
-bold statements of what you could do to me, in that note you sent."
-
-"They were true, my dear."
-
-The green eyes flared. Gee-gee was shaking all over. Gid-up looked
-rather frightened.
-
-"Take it easy," said the monocle-man.
-
-"I'd like to see you prove what you can do," she returned. "You say I
-have framed-up a lot of false-hoods--a tissue of lies--in that affidavit
-the lawyer at Mrs. Ralston's drew up. I tell you they're all true." Dan
-looked weak. "Everything I've told happened just at I said it did, and
-he knows it." Pointing a finger at the commodore.
-
-"I wonder if I ought not to put you in jail now?" said the monocle-man
-meditatively. "There's a cell vacant next to the hammer-thrower. You
-would be congenial spirits."
-
-"It's proofs I'm asking, Mr. Detective," retorted Gee-gee, apparently
-not greatly abashed by this threat. She was accustomed to hitting back.
-
-"Yes, it's proofs," said Gid-up, but in weaker accents.
-
-The monocle-man shook a reproving finger at Gid-up. "You're in bad
-company, my dear," he observed. "You're out of Gee-gee's class. You're
-just trying to be in it."
-
-"I don't want any of your impertinence," answered Gid-up with a faint
-imitation of Gee-gee's manner. "He's a proper bad one." Pointing to
-Clarence who presented a picture of abject misery. "And when I tell all
-the things he done to me--"
-
-"But you won't tell them."
-
-"I have." Defiantly. "In that paper the lawyer drew up."
-
-"But you're going to sign a little paper I have here, repudiating all
-that," he answered her.
-
-"Oh, am I?" Elevating her turned-up nose.
-
-"You are." Blandly.
-
-"Guess again," said Gid-up saucily.
-
-"You can't prove what we told in that affidavit isn't true," reaffirmed
-Gee-gee. Only she and Gid-up could know it was a "frame-up"; they had
-builded carefully and were sure of their ground. "We know our rights and
-we're going to have them. We're not afraid of you."
-
-"Then why are you here?" quietly.
-
-"That lawyer at the house said we might as well see you, just to call
-your bluff. He said, since we had told the truth, we had nothing to
-fear."
-
-"I don't think you're quite so confident as you seem," observed the
-monocle-man. "My note awoke a little uneasiness, or you wouldn't be
-here. This young lady," turning to Gid-up, "suffered a mild case of
-stage fright, if I am any judge of human nature."
-
-"Me?" said Gid-up. "I defy you."
-
-"Here's the answer," replied the monocle-man, taking another paper from
-his pocket.
-
-"What's that?" said Gee-gee scornfully. "I suppose it's some lies from
-him." Alluding to the commodore. "The lawyer told me to be prepared for
-them."
-
-"No; it isn't that. It's only a stenographic report of a conversation
-you and your friend had together in your room, the night you arrived at
-Mrs. Ralston's."
-
-"A stenographic report? Nonsense!" Sharply. Gee-gee remembered all about
-that conversation. "How could you--"
-
-"There's a dictograph in the room you occupied, my dear," observed the
-monocle-man.
-
-"A dic--" Gee-gee seemed to turn green. "Good Gawd!" she said.
-
- * * * * *
-
-It wasn't very long thereafter that Gee-gee and Gid-up departed.
-
-"Back to the old life!" said Gee-gee wearily. "And just when I thought
-my ambition to be a star was coming true."
-
-"Life is sure tough," observed Gid-up, abandoning her society manner.
-
-"I'm sick of the whole thing. Got a mind to jump in the river."
-
-"Gas for me!" from poor Gid-up wearily.
-
-"No, you won't. And I won't. We'll just go on. Lord! how long."
-
-"Anyhow, that detective promised to introduce us to a real Russian grand
-duke who's in old New York. Maybe we can get in the papers on that."
-
-"Perhaps." More thoughtfully from Gee-gee. "It wasn't so worse of the
-detective to promise that, after he'd got us down and walked on us."
-
-"You must make dukie drink out of your slipper," suggested Gid-up. "The
-detective said he was mad after beautiful stage girls. Grand dukes
-always are." Hopefully. "And if you do make him do that, it would be
-heralded from coast to coast."
-
-"It's as good as done," said Gee-gee confidently. "It'll prove me a
-great actress, sure." In a brighter tone.
-
-"I always said you had talent," remarked Gid-up.
-
-"Cheese it," retorted Gee-gee elegantly. "Ain't you the fond flatterer!"
-
-"Anyhow, I'm glad I don't have to do society talk any more," said
-Gid-up, and stuck a piece of gum in her mouth.
-
-"Yes," said Gee-gee, "my jaws is most broke."
-
-"Maybe you'd better tighten up your hobble a little for dukie,"
-suggested Gid-up.
-
-"Have to stand still the rest of my life if I did," observed Gee-gee,
-swishing along about six inches a step.
-
-"You could divide it a little."
-
-"So I could."
-
-By this time they had forgotten about the river, or taking gas. The duke
-had already become a real person in their lives and they talked on,
-devising stunts for his Vivacious Greatness. By this time, too, the
-monocle-man seemed to them a real benefactor.
-
-Meanwhile the "real benefactor" had been reading from that stenographic
-report to Dan and the others. The commodore nearly jumped out of his
-boots for joy.
-
-"Read that again," he said.
-
-The monocle-man, reading: "'This ain't half bad enough. You think up
-something now, Gee-gee.'
-
-"'Doping a poor little thing is always good stuff to spring on a jury,
-Gid-up. And you could make yourself up young with your hair done up in a
-pigtail, with a cute little baby-blue bow on the end.'
-
-"'But that sounds old, Gee-gee. You can sure invent something new--'"
-etc., etc.
-
-The monocle-man finished reading and laid down the paper. "There you
-are, gentlemen," he observed in a lively tone. "The stenographers will
-swear to that. They were dressed as house-maids, but at night and on
-certain occasions, they used one of the rooms Mrs. Ralston placed at my
-disposal as an office. When I came down here I didn't expect to be
-involved in a domestic drama. It rather forced itself upon me. It came
-as part of the day's work. I overheard your conversation with Miss Dolly
-that night." Significantly to Bob. That young gentleman flushed.
-
-"I have taken the liberty of destroying the report of that conversation,
-I may add. Miss Dolly is charming." With a smile. "I, also, had a record
-of your conversation with these three gentlemen"--indicating Dan,
-Clarence and Dickie--"after they entered your room one night, via the
-trellis and the window. That conversation introduced me into the
-domestic drama. I became an actor in it whether I would or not. But for
-my whispered instructions to one of my assistants in the garden, you
-three gentlemen would have been arrested." Dan stared at Clarence in
-momentary consternation. "You did not need the golf-club because my man
-removed the dog."
-
-"It seems," said Dan effusively to the monocle-man, "you have been our
-good angel. If any remuneration--?"
-
-"No," answered the monocle-man. "What I have done for you was only
-incidental and my reward was the enjoyment I got out of the affair--in
-watching how the threads crossed and recrossed, and how they tangled and
-untangled. It was better than going to a show. It made work a pleasure.
-Besides, I shall be well rewarded for what I have accomplished in
-another direction." Looking toward the cell.
-
-"I tried to get him in England and failed. In France, the story was the
-same. He is rather a remarkable personality. A born criminal and an
-actor, as well! Of good family, he wedged his way into society, through
-the all-round amateur athletic route. He was generally well liked." Bob
-thought of Miss Gerald and looked down. He couldn't help wondering if
-she would not greatly have preferred his (Bob's) occupying that cell,
-instead of the other man who had seemed to interest her so much.
-
-"Now for Mrs. Dan," observed the commodore, jubilantly waving the
-stenographic report. "This will bring her to time."
-
-"And my wife, too!" said Clarence with equal joy.
-
-"I thought I would save you gentlemen some trouble and so have already
-placed the report in the ladies' hands," said the monocle-man affably.
-"Indeed, they came to me afterward and told me they had been shamefully
-deceived. Mrs. Dan looked as if she had had a good cry--from joy, no
-doubt. Mrs. Clarence's voice was tremulous. Same cause, I am sure. I
-think you will find them contrite and anxious to make up."
-
-"This is great," said Dan.
-
-"Glorious!" observed Clarence.
-
-"Think of it! No public disgrace!"
-
-"No being held up as monsters in the press!"
-
-"It's too good to be true." The commodore threw out his arms and
-advanced toward the monocle-man.
-
-But the latter waved him away. "Save your embraces for your wives," he
-observed.
-
-"I love all the world," said Dan.
-
-"Me, too!" from Clarence.
-
-"I presume I am free to take my departure, gentlemen?" said Bob, rising.
-
-"You are free as the birds of the air for all of me," answered the
-monocle-man.
-
-"Hold on one moment," begged the commodore. "No; I'm not going to detain
-you forcibly. As a friend I ask you to wait." Bob paused. "I'm a good
-fellow," said Dan effusively, "and I don't wish the world harm. I don't
-want you to go wandering around any more as you are. Why, you're a
-regular Frankenstein. You're an iron automaton that goes about trampling
-on people. After all I've gone through, I have charity toward others. I
-won't have you treading on people's finer sensibilities and smashing
-connubial peace and comfort all to splinters."
-
-"But what can I do?" suggested Bob. He meant the three weeks weren't yet
-up.
-
-"Here's what I propose to Clarence and Dickie. I see now you'll win,
-anyhow. You've got the grit and the nerve. So as long as we have simply
-got to pay in the end, why not do so at once and so spare others?
-That'll be the way I'll pay him." Alluding to the monocle-man. "It's my
-way of showing my gratitude for what he's done. And now I think of it, I
-can't see that I ought to blame you so much, Bob, for all that has
-transpired."
-
-"Oh, you don't?" With faint irony.
-
-"No; you only did what you had to, and maybe we were a little rough.
-Forget it." The commodore extended his hand.
-
-The act melted Bob. He took it. "Good friends, once more!" chirped Dan,
-and extended an arm to include Clarence. "You've won. The money's fairly
-yours, Bob. Only as a personal favor, I ask you to be, at once, as you
-were. Be your old natural self immediately."
-
-"I'll pay my share to have him that way again," said Clarence heartily.
-"I want to spare the world too. Besides, he's won all right enough."
-
-"It's three weeks or nothing from me," said Dickie. "You chaps may want
-to spare the world, but I don't want to spare him."
-
-"I'll pay for Dickie," replied good old Dan. "And gladly!"
-
-Dickie shrugged. Dan wrote out a check. "Congratulations!" he said. "And
-for us, too!" Turning to Clarence. "Think of the thousands in alimony it
-might have cost us!"
-
-"We've simply got to call a halt on old Bob," said Clarence fervently.
-"Bet's off! We lose."
-
-Bob took the check. "I believe I am entitled to it, for I certainly
-would have stuck it out now. I am sure I wouldn't do it all over again,
-though, for ten times the amount. Nevertheless, I thank you." He shook
-himself. "Free! Isn't it great? Will you do something for me?" To the
-monocle-man.
-
-"Gladly," was the reply. "I was secretly informed of that wager of yours
-and I was immensely interested in your little social experiment. You see
-I make my living by prevarication and subterfuges. And that"--with a
-laugh--"is more than a man can make by telling the truth. It's a wicked
-world. Fraud and humbug are trumps."
-
-"What I want you to do," said Bob, ignoring this homily, "is to express
-my grip to New York. Also, tell Miss Gerald that I've gone and kindly
-thank Mrs Ralston and Miss Gerald for asking me down."
-
-"Why don't you thank them yourself?"
-
-"I think they would be more pleased if I complied with the formalities
-by proxy."
-
-"Shall I add you had a charming time?"
-
-"You may use your own judgment."
-
-Bob walked to the door.
-
-"I guess it's I who am crazy," said the maniac-doctor, again waking up.
-
-
-
-
- CHAPTER XXIII--MAKING GOOD
-
-
-Bob sent dad a modest-sized check the next day. "Result of hustling," he
-wrote. "Spend freely. There'll be more coming presently." Then Bob went
-down on the narrow road that isn't straight, but that has a crook in it.
-He stopped somewhere near the crook, and entering an office greeted a
-melancholy-looking man who had "bad business" and "country going to pot"
-written all over his face. The melancholy man was a club acquaintance.
-
-"What's the most abused and worst thing on the street that isn't
-straight?" said Bob debonairly.
-
-"That's right. Call us names," replied the melancholy man with a sigh.
-"Everybody's doing it."
-
-"Have you got something so awful people turn their heads away when you
-speak of it?"
-
-"There's the Utopian," observed the other. "Only a buzzard would get
-near it."
-
-"Do they call the promoter a thief?"
-
-"They do."
-
-"And is he crazy?"
-
-"He is. It's either jail or a lunatic asylum for him."
-
-Bob handed what was left of the commodore's check to the melancholy man.
-"Buy Utopian," he said.
-
-"All right," answered the melancholy man listlessly. He was beyond
-feeling any emotion.
-
-"I believe in Utopian," observed Bob. "I have here," touching his
-forehead, "inside information that it is an excellent little railroad
-property."
-
-"Oh, it isn't a railroad," said the melancholy man. "It's--"
-
-"Don't tell me what it is," retorted Bob. "Repeat some of those things
-the world calls the promoter."
-
-The melancholy man was obliging.
-
-"Heavens! He must be an awful honest man!" said Bob and started toward
-the door, where he turned. "Pyramid with the profits." And Bob walked
-out.
-
-That afternoon he went to a real-estate man and asked where he could
-lease a small factory. While at college he had invented a small
-appliance for automobiles, which he felt sure was good and would commend
-itself to manufacturers. Bob knew about all there was to know about a
-car. After he had looked at several old deserted buildings on the
-outskirts, any one of which might answer his purpose, Bob strolled into
-a number of automobile agencies near Columbus Square, and showed them
-his little patent. The men in charge were willing to express an opinion;
-several appeared interested. Of course, Bob would ultimately have to go
-to the "higher-ups," but he wanted first to find out what these
-practical chaps thought. One of them even asked Bob if he wanted a
-partner? Bob didn't. He had all the capital needed, he replied.
-
-He was taking a serious sober view of life now. He felt himself no
-longer "darn fool Bob," or careless Bob, or lazy Bob. He might have done
-something with his little device long ago, but he had forgotten all
-about it. Its creation had been a passing whim. Bob really had a good
-head for machinery though, and now he was beginning to feel out his
-path. He wanted to work hard, too, which was a novel sensation. It felt,
-also, like a permanent sensation. Meeting several chaps, he refused
-their invitations to partake of the sparkling, much to their surprise,
-as heretofore he had been a prince of good fellows. Henceforth, however,
-he was going to be king of himself.
-
-That night, in the old home, in the old square, Dolly called him up by
-telephone.
-
-"How _could_ you disappoint me so!" said jolly little pal. "The idea of
-your just pretending to be a burglar."
-
-"Me, pretend?" Bob laughed. "I say, that's good. Didn't I tell you all
-along I wasn't?"
-
-"But why didn't you _make_ me believe you weren't?" retorted little pal
-reproachfully. "To think of your deceiving me like that!"
-
-"Deceive you? That's good, too. Why, I told you again and again I was
-just a plain ordinary person. You were just bound to idealize me!"
-
-There was a brief pause. "Are you so disappointed in me, you are going
-to disown me now?" continued Bob.
-
-"No-a. I'm still your jolly little pal. Only to think though, there
-never was a chance for those adjoining cells, after all!"
-
-"Well, there seemed a good chance, anyhow."
-
-"Yes, it was nice and exciting while it lasted." The temperamental
-little thing sighed. "It's awful humdrum up here now."
-
-Bob didn't ask any questions about the people up there. "You ought to
-have fallen in love with the hammer-thrower," he said. "He was the real
-thing."
-
-"I suppose I should have," she seemed to agree. "Wasn't I stupid? Never
-mind. Say something nice."
-
-"Like you," said Bob.
-
-"Heaps? I need cheering."
-
-"Heaps."
-
-"Much obliged. You're awfully good. What are you doing this evening?"
-
-"I was sitting by the fire in dad's old-fashioned den, thinking and
-dreaming."
-
-"All alone?"
-
-"Entirely."
-
-"What were you thinking of?"
-
-"Machinery. And a factory."
-
-"And will it have a tall chimney that belches smoke?"
-
-"I trust ultimately to attain to the kind of a chimney you refer to. At
-present, I shall have to content myself with a comparatively
-insignificant one. I have visions of a chimney four hundred feet high
-some day."
-
-"Belching ugly smoke?"
-
-"It won't look ugly to me. It'll look blissful."
-
-The biggest sigh of all quivered from afar. "Another dream shattered!
-My! but I'm growing up fast. I feel a million years old. Anyhow, I'll
-never marry Dickie."
-
-"Wouldn't if I were you. He doesn't fight fair. Before he got through
-he'd have all your dad's chimneys, as well as his own, and then he'd put
-you on an allowance. You'd have to account for every pin and needle you
-bought."
-
-"Yes; I know. When I do find the right man I'll bring him to you and let
-you pass in judgment. You shall tell me whether I can or can't."
-
-"All right--though isn't that rather a paternal prerogative?"
-
-"Oh, dad always lets me do what I want. You're the only man that has
-ever dared oppose me."
-
-"But suppose I did oppose you in a matter of such importance?"
-
-Miss Dolly thought. "We won't cross that bridge before we come to it.
-You said you were thinking _and_ dreaming. I know what you were thinking
-about. Now, what were you dreaming about all by your lonely, sitting by
-the fire?"
-
-Bob was glad he didn't have to blurt out the truth any more. He evaded.
-"Did I say dreaming?" he asked.
-
-"You did. Was it of some one?"
-
-"Pooh! What nonsense!"
-
-"Oh, it isn't nonsense to do that."
-
-"I was only thinking of chimneys and things like that," returned Bob.
-That was an out-and-outer. He shuddered to think of the answer he would
-have had to make a few days ago.
-
-"Never mind," said the jolly little pal. "You needn't tell me. There are
-some things we keep locked up, forever and ever, in the inner sanctums
-of our hearts, aren't there?" Sadly. "And we die and they are buried
-with us. Oh, dear! I'm beginning to feel dreadful. Only jolly little pal
-is awfully sorry." For him, she meant. Bob winced. "I hate to think of
-you sitting there, poor dear, all alone, and--and--"
-
-"I'm having a bully time--honest," said Bob. "I really am. I'm planning
-out my future. I'm going to do something. I'm tired of being nothing.
-I'll work right with the workmen at first."
-
-"And you will be all perspirey and covered with soot?" In horror.
-
-"I'll be worse than that. I'll be sweaty and covered with soot," said
-Bob practically.
-
-Dolly groaned. "It seems to me as if everything is upside down."
-
-"No. Downside down. 'Life is real; life is earnest,'" he quoted,
-laughing.
-
-"Oh, dear! That solemn sound! I can tell you are terribly determined."
-He did not answer. "Well, good-by, great, big, perspirey--I mean sweaty,
-sooty old pal!"
-
-"Good-by, Dolly. And thank you for calling me up. It did me good to hear
-little pal's voice. Wish me luck."
-
-"I'll send you a horseshoe to-morrow," she laughed. And then suddenly,
-as an afterthought-- "By the way, I have a 'fession to make."
-
-"All right. 'Fess ahead."
-
-"Well, I don't suppose I really and truly--deep down, you know--actually
-ever did quite think you were a regular burglar. I guess it was the
-dramatic situation that appealed to me. I've often thought I had
-'histrionic ability' and you did make such a big, bold, handsome,
-darling make-believe burglar to play with, I just couldn't resist."
-
-"I understand!" said Bob. "I guess--deep down--I guessed as much." And
-rang off.
-
-Bob went back to the fireplace. Was he dreaming now or only thinking?
-Dolly's voice had taken him back to Mrs. Ralston's, and the coals now
-framed a face. He looked quickly from them, his eyes following the smoke
-of his pipe. But the smoke now framed the face. Bob half-closed his eyes
-an instant, then resolutely he laid down his pipe and went to bed. Dad
-had closed the rather spacious old-fashioned house when he went away,
-and a momentary feeling of loneliness assailed Bob, as he realized there
-was no other person in the place, but he fought it down. Work was his
-incentive now--hard work--
-
-The next day he learned they had lodged the promoter in jail. The big
-men had gone gunning for him, and, as usual, they got him. They got the
-"Utopian," too. They took that because there wasn't anything else to
-take. Incidentally, they discredited the broker's statement that no one
-but a buzzard would go near it. Or, maybe, some of the big men were
-buzzards in disguise. Anyhow, they had the Utopian on their hands, and
-after they had settled with the promoter who had dared cross the trail
-of the big interests in his operations, they poked their fingers into
-Utopian and prodded it and examined it more carefully and discovered
-that with "honest judicial management" and a proper application of more
-funds that which had been but an odorous prospect might be converted
-into a "property." The promoter had taken funds which he shouldn't so he
-was out of their way, until he got pardoned.
-
-The Utopian accordingly now began to soar. There were plenty of people
-who would sniff at it in its new aspect, and take a bite, too. A shoal
-of speculators wanted to get aboard. That "honest management" was a
-bait; that "property" probability became a "sure thing." Big names were
-juggled in little offices. The usual thing happened--just one of those
-common occurrences hardly worth describing--only later it would probably
-be included in a congressional investigation and there would be a few
-reverberations at Albany. Bob pulled out in about two days.
-
-"How'd you know?" said the broker.
-
-"Fellow feeling. Been called a thief and a crazy man, myself."
-
-"What you want to buy now? The next rankest thing I know of is--"
-
-Bob shook his head. "Never again. Good-by forever."
-
-"Good-by," said the melancholy man. He thought he would see Bob down
-there again some day, but he never did. Bob went to a bank and opened an
-account. He wasn't exactly rich but he had a nice comfortable feeling.
-Moreover he expected to build solidly. He leased the factory and then he
-went to work. Dad came home. He didn't seem much interested in what Bob
-was doing. He loafed around and told fish stories. Bob got up about five
-a.m. but dad didn't arise until nine. Sometimes he had his breakfast in
-bed and had his man bring him the newspaper. Bob didn't have a man,
-though he soon began to prosper. The device was considered necessary in
-the trade; it proved practical.
-
-Bob added to his factory and built a fair-sized chimney. Dreamily he
-wondered if it would realize jolly little chum's idea of a chimney. He
-had to cut out all the social functions now for he was so tired when he
-got home he wanted only his dinner and his pipe and bed. Dad, however,
-stayed out late. He remarked once he thought he would learn to tango.
-Bob never knew though whether he carried out the idea or not.
-
-The newspapers, a few months later, apprised Bob that Gee-gee had landed
-the grand duke. A snapshot revealed him imbibing from Gee-gee's
-Cinderella slipper. Possibly the grand duke was enraged over the
-snap-shot. More likely, however, he didn't care; he was so high up he
-could do anything and snap his fingers at the world. Bob permitted
-himself a little recreation; out of mild curiosity, he went to see
-Gee-gee. She now had a fair-sized part and was talked about.
-Incidentally, she had acquired a few additional wriggles.
-
-His Vivacious Highness sat in a box and Gee-gee wriggled mostly for him.
-She hardly looked at the audience, but the audience didn't act offended.
-It applauded. Gee-gee's dream had come true. She was a star. And to her
-credit she reached out a helping hand to Gid-up. The latter now said
-more than "Send for the doctor." She had eight lines--which was
-certainly getting on some. Bob, however, didn't notice Dan or Clarence
-in the audience. They were probably billing and cooing at home now. Only
-grand dukes can afford to toy with Gee-gees. Bob didn't stay to see and
-hear it all for a little of Gee-gee went a long way, and besides, he had
-to get up early. Dad though, who accompanied Bob, said he would stay
-right through.
-
-Once on Fifth Avenue, Bob passed Miss Gerald; she was just getting out
-of her car. An awful temptation seized him to stop, but he managed to
-suppress it, for he had himself fairly in hand by this time. He saw they
-would almost meet, but there were many people and, in the press, he
-didn't have to see her. So he didn't. He felt sure she would cut him if
-he did. It was the first foolish thing he had done for some time; he
-realized that when he got away. But what was he to do? He objected to
-being cut, and by her, of all persons. He regretted the incident very
-much. It hurt his pride and, of course, he had earned her dislike.
-
-Bob hied him factoryward and toiled mightily that day. It was
-work--work--though to what end? If he only knew! He had tried to tell
-himself that he was learning to forget, that he was becoming reconciled
-to the inevitable, but that quick glimpse he had caught of her from a
-distance, before he drifted by with the others, had set his pulses
-tingling. For a moment now Bob gave way to dreaming; the day was almost
-done. He sat with his head on his hand and his elbow on the desk. He had
-shown he was more than a dancing man. He would now have to fight an even
-harder battle. He would have to take her out of his heart and mind.
-
-But he couldn't do that. It was impossible, when his whole nature
-clamored for her. He yielded now to the dubious luxury of thinking of
-her. He hoped he wouldn't see her again and then gradually he would win
-in that fight against nature--or do his best to. Yes; he must do his
-best; he must, he repeated to himself, closing a firm hand resolutely.
-Then he started and stared--at a vision standing before him.
-
-"Why did you cut me to-day?"
-
-
-
-
- CHAPTER XXIV--AT THE PORTALS
-
-
-It was some time before Bob recovered sufficiently to answer.
-Fortunately they were alone in Bob's private office. From below came the
-sound of hammers, but that and the dingy surroundings did not seem to
-disconcert her. She looked at Bob coldly, the violet eyes full of
-directness.
-
-"I--well, I feared you would cut me," stammered Bob. "Won't--won't you
-sit down?"
-
-"No, thank you. At least, not yet. I," accusingly, "am not accustomed to
-being cut, and if any of my friends cut me, I want to know why. That's
-why I am here."
-
-She was her father's daughter at that moment--straight, forceful.
-
-"But," said Bob eagerly, looking once more the way he used to, before he
-had got into this sobering business of manufacturer, "that's just the
-point. You see I felt I had somehow forfeited my right to be one of your
-friends. I felt out of the pale."
-
-"Do you think you deserve to forfeit the right?"
-
-"I--perhaps. I don't know. I'm very confused about all that happened at
-your aunt's place."
-
-Was that the shadow of a smile on the proud lips? Bob wasn't looking at
-her. He dared not. He was talking to a drawing of his device.
-
-"Perhaps you have heard of that confounded wager," he went on. "I told
-you why I--I didn't want to see you. At least, I think I did."
-
-"I have a vague impression of something of the kind," said the girl.
-
-"And there you are," observed Bob helplessly. "It was an awful muddle,
-all right. You certainly punished me some, though. Honestly, if I
-offended you, you did get back good and hard."
-
-"Did I?" said she tentatively. "Is that a drawing of it on the wall?"
-She was looking at the device.
-
-"Yes. That's what I make."
-
-"Won't you show me around?"
-
-Bob did, walking as in a dream among the dingy workmen who paused as the
-vision passed. For a long time they talked--just plain ordinary talk.
-Then he told her how he was inventing something else and Miss Gerald
-listened while all differences seemed magically to have dropped between
-them. Drinking deep of the joy of the moment, Bob yielded to the
-unadulterated happiness that went with being near her. He forgot all
-about the long future when he would see her no more.
-
-Finally Miss Gerald got up to go. They had returned to Bob's office and
-she had seated herself in a shabby old chair.
-
-Bob's face fell. His heart had been beating fast and the old light had
-come to his eyes.
-
-"Going?" he said awkwardly.
-
-"Yes."
-
-She put out her hand and Bob took it, looking into her eyes. Then--he
-never knew how it happened--he had her in his arms. Bang! bang! went
-Bob's hammers below and they seemed to be competing with the beating of
-his heart. At length the girl stirred slightly. She was wonderful in her
-proud compliance to Bob's somewhat chaotic and over-powering expression
-of his emotions. "I suffered, too, a little, perhaps," she said.
-
-That nearly completed Bob's undoing. "You! you!" he said, holding her
-from him and regarding her face eagerly, devouringly.
-
-"Yes," the proud lips curled a little, "I haven't really a heart of
-stone, you know."
-
-Then Bob became chaotic once more for it was as if heaven had been
-hurled at him. He spoke burning words of truth and this time they did
-not get him into trouble. She drank them all in, too. Then he began to
-ask questions in that same chaotic manner. He was so masterful she had
-to answer.
-
-"Yes, yes," she said, "of course, I do."
-
-"When did it begin?"
-
-"A long, long time ago."
-
-"You have loved me a long time?" he exulted and drew a deep breath. "A
-moment ago I was pondering on the problems of life and wondering what
-was the use of it all? Now--" He paused.
-
-"Now?" said the girl and her eyes were direct and clear. The love light
-in them--for it was that--shone as the light of stars.
-
-Bob threw out his arms. "Life is great," he said.
-
-A moment they stood apart and looked at each other. "It can't be," said
-Bob. "It is too much to believe. I certainly must prove it once more."
-
-"One moment," said Miss Gerald. "Dolly told me you kissed her."
-
-"I did."
-
-"Why, if as you say, it was only I--?"
-
-Bob was silent.
-
-"Did--did she ask you to?"
-
-Bob did not answer.
-
-"You don't answer?" The violet eyes studied him discerningly.
-
-"All I can say is I did kiss her." He would not betray jolly little pal.
-
-The violet eyes looked satisfied. "You have answered," she said. "I
-think I understand the situation thoroughly."
-
-Bob impetuously wanted to demonstrate once more that she was really
-she--that it wasn't a dream--but she held him back and looked into his
-eyes. "You've said a good many things," said Miss Gerald. "But there's
-one you haven't."
-
-"What?"
-
-"It's one you really ought to ask, after all this demonstration."
-
-"Oh!" said Bob loudly. "Will you marry me?"
-
-"Yes," she answered. And for the first time voluntarily offered him her
-lips.
-
-Suddenly the sound of hammers stopped.
-
-"What's happening?" she asked.
-
-"Closing time. May I see you to your car?"
-
-"Yes," she laughed, "if you will get in."
-
-"I'll get in if you won't be ashamed of having a rather dingy-looking
-individual by your side?"
-
-"I'm proud of you, Bob," said her father's daughter. "And I believe in
-you."
-
-"And--?" he suggested.
-
-"I love you," she said simply.
-
-Bob tried to say something, but words didn't seem to come. Then silently
-he opened the door and they passed out. He helped her in the car and
-held a small gloved hand all the way down Fifth Avenue. Young people who
-can be cruel are, also, capable of going to the other extreme. It wasn't
-Fifth Avenue for Bob. It was Paradise.
-
-Dad heard the news that night. "Of course," he said. "I expected it."
-Then, with a twinkle of the eye. "But I'm glad you got started in life
-for yourself first, son. I was afraid you would ask her before you had
-the right."
-
-"You afraid? Then you did suggest my doing it, just to try me, to see
-what kind of stuff I was made of? I thought so. I told her so." Bob's
-eyes now began to twinkle. "Sure that's all you did, dad, to find out if
-I was a real man or a sawdust one?"
-
-"Perhaps I did misrepresent slightly the state of the parental
-exchequer. As a matter of fact, I'm still pretty well off, Bob. Though
-they did bounce me a little, I was not so much ruined as I let people
-think. I didn't deny those bankruptcy stories, because I wanted you to
-make good, dear boy. And you have!" There was pride and affection in
-dad's tones. "But now that you have, there will be no further need to
-continue that Japanese custom. I have ample for my simple needs and a
-little left over to go fishing with."
-
-Bob might have protested, but just at that moment a car swung in front
-of the house, where it stopped. On the back seat sat a lady. The driver
-got out and started up the steps to dad's house. By this time Bob was
-coming down the steps. He hastened to the lady.
-
-"So good of you!" he said, his eyes alight. "I ordered to-day that car
-of my own," he added, leaning over the door.
-
-"Are you sure you can afford it yet?" she laughed.
-
-"Sure. And it will be a beauty. As fit for you as any car could be!"
-
-"Are you going like that--hatless?" she asked.
-
-"I--well, I was wondering if I couldn't induce you to come in for a
-moment?" Eagerly. "Want you to meet dad. Or shall I bring him out here?"
-
-"I'll go in, of course," she said, rising at once. "And I shall be very
-glad."
-
-"He--he was only trying me out, after all," spoke Bob as he opened the
-door of the car. "That advice, I mean. You remember? And he pretended to
-be broke, too, just to test me. He told me just now."
-
-"I think I shall like your father," said Miss Gerald.
-
-"Oh, we're bully chums!"
-
-By this time they were in the house. Bob took her by the hand and led
-her to dad.
-
-"I remember your mother and I knew your father," said dad, when Bob had
-presented him. "Your mother was very beautiful."
-
-Gwendoline thanked him, while Bob gazed upon her with adoring eyes.
-
-"Isn't she wonderful, dad?" he said.
-
-"Wonderful, indeed," said dad fondly, a little sadly. Perhaps he was
-thinking of the time when his own bride had stood right there, in the
-home he had bought for her. Perhaps he saw her eyes with the light of
-love in them--eyes long since closed. "I trust you will not think me
-trite if I say, God bless you," murmured dad.
-
-"I won't think you trite at all," said Gwendoline Gerald, approaching
-nearer to dad. "I think it very nice."
-
-"And would you think me trite if I--?"
-
-Dad's meaning was apparent for Gwendoline's golden head bent toward him
-and dad's lips just brushed the fair brow.
-
-"I'm very glad. I think Bob will make a good husband. He will have to
-set himself a high mark though, to deserve you, my dear."
-
-"That's just what I keep telling her myself," observed Bob. He
-experienced anew a touch of that chaotic feeling but didn't give way to
-it on account of dad's being there.
-
-"Don't set the mark too high, or you may leave me far behind," laughed
-Gwendoline Gerald. "By the way I've asked Dolly to be first bridesmaid
-and she has consented. Said she supposed that was the 'next best thing,'
-though I can't imagine what she meant."
-
-"That's jolly," said Bob. He thrilled at these little delicious details
-of the approaching event. "But I suppose we should be going now."
-
-"Is it the opera?" asked dad.
-
-Bob answered that it was. "She insisted on coming for me in her car," he
-laughed. "Would have had one myself now if I had imagined anything like
-this. It was rather sudden, you know."
-
-"It looks as if I made him do it," said the girl with a laugh. "I went
-right to his office, and that, after his refusing me once, when I
-proposed to him."
-
-"Did you do that, Bob?"
-
-"Well, I didn't believe she meant it. Did you?" To Miss Gerald.
-
-"That's telling," said Gwendoline, and looked so inviting in that
-wonderful opera costume, so white and tall and alluring, so many other
-things calculated to fire a young man's soul, that Bob had difficulty
-not to resort to extreme masculine measures to make her tell.
-
-"Hope you have a pleasant evening," observed dad politely as they went
-out together, a couple the neighbors might well find excuse to stare at.
-
-"Oh, I guess we'll manage to pull through," said Bob.
-
-Their first evening out all alone by themselves in great, big gay New
-York! It was nice and shadowy, too, in the big limousine where the dim
-light spiritualized the girl's beauty.
-
-"Tell now," he urged, "what I asked you in there?"
-
-"Did I mean it?" Her starry eyes met his. "Perhaps a little bit. But I'm
-glad you didn't accept. I'm glad it came out the other way," she
-laughed.
-
-Bob forgot there was a possibility of some one peering in and seeing
-them. Those laughing lips were such a tremendous lure. Then they both
-sat very still. Wheels sang around them; there was magic in the air.
-
-"Just think of it!" said Bob with sudden new elation.
-
-"What?"
-
-"Why, there'll be nights and nights like this," he said, as if he had
-made an important new discovery.
-
-"And 'then some'!" added the classical young goddess non-classically and
-gaily, as they turned into the Great White Way.
-
- THE END
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