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- BILLY WHISTERS' TRAVELS
-
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-
-This eBook is for the use of anyone anywhere at no cost and with almost
-no restrictions whatsoever. You may copy it, give it away or re-use it
-under the terms of the Project Gutenberg License included with this
-eBook or online at http://www.gutenberg.org/license.
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-
-
-Title: Billy Whiskers' Travels
-Author: F. G. Wheeler
-Release Date: October 02, 2013 [EBook #43872]
-Language: English
-Character set encoding: US-ASCII
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-*** START OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK BILLY WHISKERS' TRAVELS ***
-
-
-
-
-Produced by Al Haines.
-
-
-
-
-[Illustration: Cover art]
-
-
-
-
- BILLY WHISKERS'
- TRAVELS
-
-
- BY
-
- F. G. WHEELER
-
-
-
- ILLUSTRATIONS BY
- CARLL B. WILLIAMS
-
-
-
- THE SAALFIELD PUBLISHING COMPANY
- CHICAGO -- AKRON, OHIO -- NEW YORK
-
- MADE IN U. S. A.
-
-
-
-
- Copyright 1907
- by
- The Saalfield Publishing Co.
-
-
-
-
- *CONTENTS*
-
-
-CHAPTER
-
- I. Billy Runs Away from Home
- II. He Loses his Mother
- III. Billy Sees his Mother Again
- IV. The Burgomaster is Bumped
- V. The Wooden Goat
- VI. A Celebration with Fireworks
- VII. Billy Finds his Mother
- VIII. An Encounter with the Tiger
- IX. Alone in an Ocean Storm
- X. The Goats Become a Fiery Dragon
- XI. Billy Joins a Happy Family
- XII. Billy Earns his Name
- XIII. A Happy Reunion
-
-
-
-
-ILLUSTRATIONS
-
-A Boat was lowered to rescue Billy. (missing from source book)
-
-"Grab him, Caspar! Hold him!"
-
-Billy saw him coming, and splashed around to the far side of the
-fountain.
-
-Billy felt his courage coming back.
-
-"Well, old fellow, if broken bones are all, we can fix those."
-
-"Shake hands," said Bobby.
-
-
-
-
- *CHAPTER I*
-
- *BILLY RUNS AWAY FROM HOME*
-
-
-The other kids of the big flock on the pretty Swiss farm thought that
-they were having a very nice time, but Billy did not like it very well.
-He could run faster, jump higher and butt harder than any of the other
-kids of his age, and he wanted more room. Nearly every day he stopped
-for a while beside the high fence and looked out through it at the green
-slopes that ran up to the mountains. The leaves looked so much fresher
-and more tender there, and the sun so much brighter; besides, there were
-rocky places--he could see them--which would make such fine playgrounds
-and jumping places. His wise old mother shook her head when he told her
-about these things.
-
-"You are too little yet, Billy," she always said. "You are not yet
-strong enough to be out in the world alone, even if you could get away
-from here."
-
-"Just wait till I get big," Billy would say, shaking his head, and then
-he would scamper away to slyly nip the whiskers of some sober old goat,
-or to romp or play fight with one of the other youngsters.
-
-He was the most mischievous kid in the flock, and because of that his
-mother named him Billy Mischief. Farmer Klausen, who owned him, was
-nearly as proud of him as Billy's own mother could be.
-
-"That's the smartest and strongest young goat I've got," he used to brag
-to his neighbor, fat Hans Zug, but for all that he kept a sharp eye on
-Billy and would not allow him to break away from the flock and escape,
-as he sometimes tried to do when they were being driven across the road
-from one pasture to another.
-
-One day, when Billy was almost a full-grown goat, his chance came at
-last. Farmer Klausen was standing in the middle of the road to see that
-none got away, while his boys were driving the flock over to the lower
-meadows. Billy, who came up with the others, looking as innocent as a
-goat can look, suddenly wheeled, and with a hard jump landed his broad
-head and horns square in the stomach of his master. Farmer Klausen gave
-a yell, threw up both his hands and went heels over head into the dust,
-while Billy, scampering over him, ran as hard as he could for the hills.
-
-Coming down the road toward him was fat Hans Zug with a yoke across his
-shoulders from which hung two great pails of goat's milk which he was
-taking down to the chocolate factory in the valley. Slow-witted Hans,
-when he saw neighbor Klausen's goat getting away, never thought of
-setting down his pails, but spread out his arms and stood square in the
-middle of the road, waving his hands and shouting: "Shoo! Shoo!" It
-was a big mistake to think that he could scare this scamp goat by saying
-"Shoo!" or by keeping his fat body in the road, for Billy came straight
-on with his head down, and just as Hans thought that maybe he had better
-step to one side, Billy gave a mighty leap and doubled Hans up just like
-he had Farmer Klausen.
-
-"A thousand lightnings yet again!" yelled Hans as he went over. The two
-pails came down with a thud and a swish, and goat's milk ran all over
-the road and down the gulleys at the side. Hans Zug's dog, which had
-been sniffing at the roadside to see if he could find the trail of a
-rabbit, now jumped out and came at Billy. With one jerk of his strong
-little neck the runaway goat picked the dog up on his horns and tossed
-him clear over his head, where he landed plump on top of fat Hans and
-knocked the breath out of him for a second time, just as Hans was
-getting up. Then Billy, feeling fine from this nice bit of exercise,
-kicked up his heels and galloped on.
-
-[Illustration: The two pails came down with a thud and a swish]
-
-Just as he reached the woods he turned around and looked back. Farmer
-Klausen was on his feet again but had no time to chase Billy, for he was
-cracking his long whip and running from one side of the road to the
-other to keep the rest of the goats from breaking away. Billy could hear
-his loud voice from where he stood. Hans had also rolled to his feet
-and was holding his pudgy hands across his stomach, where he had been
-hit, while he looked dumbly at the rich, yellow milk which was in
-puddles everywhere. Thick-headed Hans was just making up his mind that
-the milk had really been spilled when another goat dashed by him, as
-fast as its feet could patter. As it drew nearer Billy saw with joy
-that it was his mother, and he waited for her. When she came close
-Billy called to her:
-
-"Hurry up! We are never going back any more."
-
-He kicked up his heels again in pure delight and was about to plunge
-into the woods when his mother called on him to wait, and he did so,
-though he did not like to do it, for the last of the flock was now
-safely in the other pasture, the gate was being closed on them and Billy
-knew that in a moment more Farmer Klausen and his boys and neighbor Hans
-would be coming after them.
-
-When Billy's mother came up even with him she was panting so hard that
-she could not speak, but she did not stop. She kept right on running,
-and he followed, curious to see what she meant to do. As soon as they
-were out of sight of the men, she turned from the road into the woods,
-and by-and-by reached a little hollow which was all overgrown with
-bushes. Into this she raced, and Billy, now seeing what she was up to,
-scampered lightly along behind, thinking it to be great fun. The hollow
-grew deeper and wider and shadier as they went on, and at last she
-turned and scrambled up the dim, pebbly bank, where she plunged into a
-dry little cave. Here she lay down upon the ground to get her breath,
-while Billy climbed in beside her and listened. Soon he could hear the
-heavy pat, pat, of the feet of Farmer Klausen and his boys on the road,
-which was now high above them.
-
-"They'll never find us here," he said.
-
-"Don't 'baah' so loud or they will hear us," panted his mother. "My!
-I'm getting too fat to run any more, but if you were bound to go out in
-the world, I was bound to come with you. You're not old enough even yet
-to be trusted alone. But you are right about one thing; unless they
-catch us, we're never going back."
-
-Suddenly they both became very still. The noise of the footsteps had
-died away, but there was a slow rustling of the leaves in the hollow.
-Something was coming toward them!
-
-Nearer and nearer to where Billy and his mother lay hidden came the
-noise, and soon they saw a dim, dark-gray shape among the underbrush
-turn straight up toward them. It was a large wild boar, one of the
-fiercest animals that rove the forests of Europe. It had a great,
-shaggy head and cruel-looking curved tusks nearly a foot long. The two
-goats were in one of his hiding-places, and they knew that he would not
-stop to say "Beg your pardon" when he came up; whatever he had to say
-would be said with those sharp tusks. The space was too narrow for them
-to run out past him. Billy's mother was scared, but not Billy.
-
-"The only thing for us to do is to fight," said he, and, jumping to his
-feet, he stood at the mouth of the little cave and gave a loud "baah!"
-which was to warn the boar that it had better go about its business.
-
-The boar stopped and looked up at Billy with little wicked eyes, then he
-gave a loud snort, and, lowering his head, started to run straight up
-the hill toward them. Billy waited until the boar was close upon him,
-then he gave a sudden jump and landed square upon the fierce animal's
-back. The beast squealed and whirled around to rip Billy with his
-tusks, but before he could do so Billy himself had whirled and had
-hooked the big animal in the side. There was another squeal and Billy
-jumped out of the way. The animal turned and dashed after him, but in
-turning, his side was for an instant toward the mouth of the cave. It
-was just that instant for which Billy's mother was watching, and with
-all her might she jumped, butting him in the side with such force that
-he went rolling over and over, squealing and grunting, into the hollow.
-Billy was for jumping down after him but his mother knew better than
-that. She knew that it would be only an accident if they could whip this
-wicked animal, as the boar was so much the stronger, and that it was
-better to run than fight.
-
-"Come quickly!" she cried, springing up the hill.
-
-Billy stood for a moment, hardly knowing whether to follow her or not,
-but just then the boar scrambled to his feet and started after them,
-snorting and with fire-red eyes.
-
-"Billy! Billy!" screamed his mother. "Do as I tell you!"
-
-Even then, Billy, who never had known what it was to be afraid, wanted
-to stay and fight it out, but the sight of his mother scampering up the
-hill decided him. He was more afraid that he might lose her than he was
-that he could not whip the boar, so he took after her. The boar was
-also a good runner, but he was not nearly so nimble a climber as the
-goats and they soon out-distanced him, gaining the road, where they ran
-on as fast as they could go.
-
-The road soon came to a narrow place where the trees stopped and the
-rocks rose straight up on either side. They were half way through this
-narrow stretch when Billy's mother stopped.
-
-"Goodness!" she exclaimed. "I forgot about Farmer Klausen and his boys.
-They will be coming back past this way pretty soon, and if they meet us
-in here there will be trouble. We can't turn back on account of the
-boar and they will surely catch us."
-
-"Well, then," said Billy, once more showing his bravery, "if we can't go
-back on account of the boar, we might just as well go on ahead and meet
-whatever comes, as to stand here wasting time. Maybe if we hurry we can
-get out before they get to us."
-
-"I'm proud of you, Billy," said his mother.
-
-They started to run on again, but had no more than done so when, sure
-enough, they saw a man coming toward them. It was fat Hans Zug, and the
-minute they saw who it was Billy laughed.
-
-"Just watch me roll him over," he said, and started, as hard as he could
-go, toward the big round farmer.
-
-When Hans saw Billy coming toward him this time he did not wave his arms
-and cry, "Shoo!" In place of that he put his hands on his stomach and
-turned around to run away from this little, white cannon-ball of a goat.
-It was comical to see the fat fellow waddling along, holding his hands
-in front of him, but he was making such slow progress that Billy felt
-sorry for him and thought that he ought to help him a little. It only
-took a few jumps to catch up with Hans and then--biff!--he struck him
-from behind so hard that Hans almost bounced when he hit the ground.
-
-"A thousand lightnings, yet again!" yelled poor Hans.
-
-He was just grunting his way to his hands and feet again when Billy's
-mother came along behind and--whack!--she gave him another tumble. This
-time he did not stop to look in either direction, but rolled over to the
-side of the road and, getting to his feet, tried to claw his way up the
-steep rocks, feeling almost sure that a whole regiment of goats of all
-colors and sizes was after him.
-
-"Ten thousand, a hundred thousand lightnings!" wailed Hans. Billy,
-nearly laughing himself sick, waited for his mother, and when she came
-up they both pranced on. They had nearly reached the end of the narrow
-pass when they saw coming toward them Farmer Klausen and his two boys.
-The boys were running on ahead, quite a little distance in front of
-their father, and Billy said quickly:
-
-"You take Chris and I will take Jacob!"
-
-So when they came up to the boys they just dived between their legs.
-Billy upset Jacob easily enough, but Chris was lighter, and when the
-fatter goat tried to escape between his legs he simply fell over on top
-of her. Without stopping to think what he was doing, he grabbed his
-arms about her middle and hung tight, while she raced on for dear life.
-By this time they were up to the farmer. Billy easily dodged him, but
-it was not so easy for his mother. With Chris hanging on her back,
-Farmer Klausen was able to grab her by the horns and hold her tight.
-
-[Illustration: He grabbed his arms about her middle and hung tight.]
-
-"Billy, Billy! Help!" squealed his mother, and Billy whirled around to
-come back at once. He flew through the air as if he had been shot out
-of a gun, and when he landed against the stooping Farmer Klausen, that
-surprised man turned a somersault clear over Chris and the old goat,
-then Billy's mother easily shook Chris loose and away they went again.
-
-As soon as they got through the narrow pass they turned once more into
-the woods, which here sloped upward. They had now passed the last of
-the farms, and beyond them lay nothing but wooded hills and the
-mountains. Up and up they scrambled until at last, near nightfall, they
-came to a little, grass-grown tableland, watered by a tiny stream that
-tumbled down from the mountains, and here, after taking a long drink,
-they rested. After a while they made a good meal from the tender young
-grass that grew at the side of the stream, and lay down again. Soon
-they were fast asleep, side by side.
-
-It was nearly midnight and the moon was shining brightly overhead, when
-they were both awakened by a terrific scream, and at the same moment a
-soft, heavy body landed upon Billy's back! Sharp claws struck his hide
-and sharp teeth sank into the back of his neck!
-
-[Illustration: "GRAB HIM, CASPAR! HOLD HIM!"]
-
-
-
-
- *CHAPTER II*
-
- *HE LOSES HIS MOTHER*
-
-
-It was a mountain lynx that had sprung upon Billy from the rocks above.
-This lynx often came down to the highest of the goat farms, and had many
-times annoyed fat Hans Zug and Farmer Klausen by stealing nice, fat
-young kids for his supper. This time, however, he had met his match,
-for Billy's mother no sooner saw the animal light upon her offspring
-than she scrambled to her feet, and, with a short, quick jump, plunged
-her sharp horns into his side. The lynx screamed, and loosing his grip
-on Billy, turned to fight with the mother goat. The moment his weight
-was lifted, Billy, quick as a flash, ripped at the underside of the
-beast with his sharp horns. That made the animal snarl and loosen his
-hold upon Billy's mother, and between them they soon, in this way, gave
-the lynx more than he had bargained for, so that presently he fled
-howling up the steep rocks with the two goats chasing him as far as they
-thought it safe. Then they came back to their grassy spot, and bathed
-their hurt places in the cool, running water.
-
-"Now, Billy, you see what the world is like," said his mother. "Don't
-you wish that we were safely back in Farmer Klausen's pasture?"
-
-Billy dipped his scratched hind leg in the water and held it there while
-he shook his head.
-
-"No," he said, "this is better. Only I'm glad that I didn't get a
-chance to run away until I was so big and strong."
-
-His mother sighed, but looked at him proudly.
-
-"You are a brave young goat," she said, "and it would be a shame to keep
-you shut up in a pen."
-
-In the morning they were a little stiff from their hurts, but Billy was
-still eager to travel and see the world, so they went on into the
-mountains. About noon they followed a little ravine down to a plateau
-where there was a whole herd of chamois. These graceful animals are
-about the size of a goat, but they are not so heavily built and are much
-swifter. At first the chamois did not want to let the goats join them,
-but old Fleetfoot, the leader of the herd, said that they might stay if
-they were not quarrelsome, but that they would have to look out for
-themselves if hunters came that way.
-
-This little plateau was a beautiful place, all carpeted with grass and
-backed up by towering rocks. At one end was a cliff looking out over a
-valley, at the further end of which was a little village. Billy, in his
-eagerness to see the world, ran at once to the edge of the cliff.
-
-"You reckless Billy!" cried his mother, running after him. "Don't go so
-close to that cliff or you will surely fall over and break your neck!"
-
-"I'm not afraid," boasted Billy, and actually stood on his hind legs at
-the very edge.
-
-[Illustration: Stood on his hind legs at the very edge.]
-
-Just then a few loose stones came rolling down the ravine, and like a
-flash the entire herd of chamois were gone, leaping across a broad chasm
-to a little ledge upon the other side, where there was a second path
-that led among the rocks.
-
-"Oh, what shall we do?" cried Billy's mother. "Here come two hunters
-with guns, and we can't jump where they did. Why, it's twelve feet
-across there!" She was frightened half to death but not for herself,
-for she threw herself squarely between Billy and the hunters.
-
-The hunters were ignorant fellows, and as soon as they caught sight of
-the two goats they thought that these also were chamois, and one of
-them, lifting his gun, shot at them, grazing the head of the mother
-goat. She toppled over against Billy, and that knocked him over the
-cliff. If it had not been for a small tree which grew out of the cliff
-about half way down, Billy would have been dashed to death, but the tree
-broke his fall and so he only lay in the valley stunned, while the
-hunters picked up his mother and in great glee carried her away,
-thinking they had shot a chamois.
-
-When they got back to their guide he told them their mistake, and saw,
-too, that the goat was only stunned; so they gave it to him and he sold
-it next day to a man who was buying some extra goats for Hans Zug, to
-stock a goat farm in America.
-
-In the meantime poor Billy lay almost dead at the base of the cliff,
-where a man found him about an hour later.
-
-"You poor goat!" said the man, looking up at the cliff. "Did you fall
-down from that dizzy height?" and he put his hand on Billy's sleek coat.
-"At least you are not dead," he went on, feeling Billy's heart beat.
-"I'll get you some water."
-
-He took off his little round hat and ran back to where a tiny waterfall
-came splashing and tumbling down the cliff, and, filling his hat full of
-water, brought it and emptied it on the goat's head. The cool shower
-revived Billy so that he raised his head a little, and by the time the
-man got back with the second hatful of water he was able to drink a
-little. This revived him still more, and presently he scrambled weakly
-to his feet. He stumbled and swayed and nearly fell down, but by
-spreading his feet out he managed to stand up, and by-and-by he took a
-few tottering steps. With each step he grew stronger, and after another
-good drink he was able to follow this kind man across the valley to the
-little village.
-
-Billy was glad enough to lie down and take a nap as soon as he got to
-the man's house, and he did not wake up until late at night. After his
-good sleep he felt as strong as ever and thought he would get something
-to eat, then see if he could not find his mother. He found that he was
-tied to a fence not far from a little whitewashed building, under which
-ran a stream of water, but it did not take long for him to jerk himself
-loose. Going toward the little white building, he smelled something
-that reminded him of milk. He tried to get in at the door. It was
-fastened with a wooden button but Billy did not care for that. He went
-back a little piece to get a run, and bumped head first into the door,
-which flew open at once.
-
-"Milk!" said Billy, sniffing around in delight. "Nice sweet milk! I'm
-sure that kind man would want me to have some."
-
-There was a little board walk down the center of this spring-house, and
-on each side of this were a number of crocks setting in the water, each
-one of them covered with a plate and containing milk. A stone was laid
-on top of each plate to weight the crock down in the water, and in
-trying to nose off one of these plates Billy reached over too far and
-fell. He landed right among the crocks, which, of course, bumped into
-each other, breaking and overturning and spilling the milk, and making a
-great clatter. At the noise, two dogs came running down and dashed into
-the spring-house, where, seeing something floundering around in the
-water, they promptly dived in after it and Billy found himself very
-busy. The noise the dogs made aroused the man and his wife, and they,
-too, came down; the noise they made aroused the neighbors on both sides,
-who came running over to see what was the matter; a young man, who was
-coming home late from calling on a girl, passed by that way and saw the
-people from both sides running to this house and thought there must be a
-fire, so he ran to the town hall, where the rope of the fire bell hung
-outside, and began ringing it as loud as he could, which aroused
-everybody in the village. Hearing the commotion many got out of bed and
-came out on the streets to learn where the fire was.
-
-All this time Billy, the cause of the hubbub, was battling with the dogs
-among the milk crocks in the spring-house, and using his horns right and
-left as hard as he could, until finally he was able to jump out between
-them and on to the board walk. Out of the door he dashed, upsetting the
-man and his wife, butting into the neighbors and, all dripping with
-white milk, ran like the ghost of a goat through the village street,
-making women and girls scream, scattering people right and left and
-being chased by yelping dogs and halloing men and boys.
-
-Billy easily outran his pursuers, but he never stopped until he was far
-out in the country, where he crept under a stone bridge to rest from his
-long run. As soon as he had got his breath, he broke into a near-by
-field and made a splendid supper from some nice young lettuce heads,
-then he trotted contentedly back under his bridge and went to sleep. In
-the morning, bright and early, he went back into the market garden and
-made a fine breakfast from beet and carrot tops, all sparkling with cool
-dew. He enjoyed this garden very much and would like to have stayed
-there until all the nice vegetables were eaten up, but he remembered how
-Mr. Klausen had whipped him for breaking into his turnip patch one time,
-and made up his mind that it would not be safe to linger in this part of
-the country much longer, so he jumped the fence and started again on his
-travels.
-
-A little dog was trotting down the road, and as soon as he saw Billy he
-began to bark. To ordinary persons the barking would have sounded
-merely like a lot of bow-wows, but in the animal language it said:
-
-"Where did _you_ come from, you big white tramp? You go right on away
-from here or I'll call the police."
-
-Billy wasn't going to take that sort of talk from any dog, big or
-little, so he gave one "baah!" lowered his head, and started for that
-dog. The dog suddenly found out that he had very important business
-back home, and he started up the road as hard as he could go, with Billy
-close after him. There never was a dog that ran so hard and so
-earnestly as that one, and all the breath that he could spare from
-running he used in howling, to let the folks at home know that he was
-coming. All at once he was very anxious indeed to get home in time for
-breakfast, and Billy was just as anxious to toss him over a fence before
-he got there. Up one hill and down another went the two, lickaty-split,
-first a little white streak bent low in the dust, and then a bigger
-white streak coming along close behind in a whirling cloud. Pretty soon
-they came in sight of a big square farmhouse with a wide-spreading roof,
-and then the little dog, his tongue hanging away out, gave an extra wild
-howl and ran faster than ever. When they got to the house the dog
-turned in at the open gate with Billy right at his heels. He tore up
-the path and around to the kitchen door, up the steps and into the
-kitchen, pell-mell, where he dived under the table at which the Oberbipp
-family was having breakfast.
-
-Billy did not know where he was going and did not very much care. All
-he knew was that he was chasing that dog and meant to catch him, so
-without looking, he followed, too, up the steps and under the table.
-Such shrieking and howling never was heard. Herr Oberbipp jumped up so
-quickly that he upset his chair, and in trying to catch the chair he
-upset himself, turning a back somersault on the floor and landing in a
-tub of soapsuds in which the clothes were soaking to be washed. Frau
-Oberbipp grabbed a loaf of bread in one hand and a sausage in the other,
-and never left off screaming until she was out of breath. Greta
-Oberbipp sprang up on her chair and shook her skirts as hard as she
-could, while she helped her mamma scream. Baby Oberbipp jumped up on
-the table at first, but the snarls and howls and "baahs" from underneath
-excited his curiosity so much that he soon jumped down to the floor and
-looked under the table. Then he began to dance on one foot and yell.
-
-"Hang on, you Flohbeis!" he cried, for the dog, now full of courage
-because he was under his own table, had grabbed Billy by the nose.
-Shake his head as hard as he might, Billy could not loosen Flohbeis, or
-Fleabite, as his name would be called in English, so he reared straight
-up, and the table began to dance across the room toward the father of
-the family, while Frau Oberbipp and Greta screamed louder than ever.
-Herr Oberbipp was just getting out of the tub when the table got over to
-him, and he made a grab at it when Billy gave an extra strong jump. The
-table overturned, and all the breakfast things, with a mighty crash of
-dishes, slid on Herr Oberbipp and knocked him back in the suds again.
-By this time Billy had unfastened the grip of Fleabite from his nose and
-had butted that yelping dog into the bottom of the tall clock case; then
-Billy started for the door, but Herr Oberbipp was already yelling to
-Caspar not to let him out.
-
-"Grab him, Caspar! Hold him!" yelled the man. "He is a nice young
-goat. He spoils our breakfast and we make a dinner of him."
-
-When Billy heard that, he was more anxious than ever to get out, but
-Caspar had slammed the door shut, and Billy, seeing it closed, tried to
-butt it down. The door was too strong and Billy grew desperate. Caspar
-ran after him and Billy suddenly turned, running under Caspar's legs and
-toppling him over; then he made for the window, meaning to go through
-it, sash and all. But Caspar had already jumped up, and, as the goat
-went through a pane of glass, Caspar grabbed him by the hind legs and
-held him, while Billy, fairly caught and pinched in between the window
-bars, could only struggle with his fore feet.
-
-Herr Oberbipp in the meantime got himself out of the tub of water, took
-the butter out of his hair and the mush out of his shirt front,
-untangled himself from the table-cloth, wiped the coffee from his face
-and ran outside, where he grabbed Billy by the horns and pulled him on
-through the window. Herr Oberbipp was a big, strong man, and, holding
-Billy by the horns, he carried him at arm's length down to the barn,
-letting him kick and struggle all he wanted to, and there he tied the
-goat in a stall with a good stout wire, after which he went back to the
-house and washed himself. Frau Oberbipp and Greta were still screaming.
-
-The glass had given Billy two or three little cuts, but they did not
-amount to much and he had already licked them clean when Caspar came out
-with some water and a plate of cold potatoes which Billy was very glad
-to get. While the goat was eating, Caspar examined the cut places, and,
-running into the house, brought out something which he put on the cuts.
-It smarted at first, and Billy tried to butt Caspar for putting it on,
-but by-and-by he could feel that the smarts were being soothed and that
-the cuts were healing by reason of the stuff that the boy had put on, so
-he began to see that Caspar was not such a bad sort after all. He had
-something to worry about, however, when, after breakfast, the farmer
-came out and looked the goat over.
-
-"Roast kid is a very fine dish," said the farmer. "I don't know to whom
-this goat belongs, but whosever it is he owes us a meal, so we're going
-to roast him."
-
-
-
-
- *CHAPTER III*
-
- *BILLY SEES HIS MOTHER AGAIN*
-
-
-Nobody, not even a goat, likes to think of being roasted for dinner, and
-so, the minute he heard that, Billy gave an extra hard tug at the wire,
-but it only cut his neck and choked him and would not break. So he gave
-it up and "baahed" pitifully while he looked to Caspar for help.
-
-"Indeed you will not roast this goat," said sturdy Caspar. "He's my
-goat; he chased my dog and I'm going to keep him."
-
-Caspar looked up at his father and his father looked down at Caspar.
-Billy looked up at both of them. Little Caspar and big Caspar stood
-exactly alike, both of them with their fists doubled on their hips and
-both of them with square jaws and firm lips, and it was big Caspar, who,
-proud to see his boy looking so much like himself, finally gave in. He
-laughed and said:
-
-"All right, he's your goat, but you have got to take the whippings for
-all the damage he does."
-
-"Very well," said Caspar, "I'll do it," and his father walked away.
-
-Billy was so pleased with this that he made up his mind to be very nice
-to the boy, and when Caspar stooped down to take the empty plate away,
-Billy ran his nose affectionately into young Oberbipp's hand. Right
-after breakfast Caspar took off the wire from Billy's neck, holding a
-switch in his hand to whip the goat over the nose in case he tried to
-butt or run away. But Billy did neither of these things. He followed
-his new master out in the yard, and there he was backed up between the
-shafts of a little wagon that had been made for Fleabite. The dog
-capered and barked and made a run or two at Billy, but the goat only
-shook his horns at him and Fleabite ran under the barn. The dog was
-jealous. He did not like the wagon, but, rather than have the goat
-hitched up to it, he wanted to haul it himself.
-
-[Illustration: He was backed up between the shafts of a little wagon.]
-
-"It's no use, Fleabite," said Caspar, "you might as well make friends
-with him. Anyhow, you're not big enough to haul this wagon, and you
-always lay down in the harness. You can come along behind, though. I'm
-going to drive in to Kasedorf and show my goat to cousin Fritz."
-
-At first Billy was afraid that Kasedorf might be the village where he
-had torn up the spring-house, and he had very good reasons for not
-wanting to go back there, but when they clattered out of the gate Caspar
-turned his head in the other direction, and he was very glad of this.
-He was so pleased with his new master that he went along at a splendid
-gait, pulling Caspar nicely up one hill after another. Fleabite ran
-along, sometimes behind, sometimes ahead, and sometimes slipping up at
-the side and snapping at Billy's nose; but Billy had only to shake his
-horns in the dog's direction and Fleabite would run about a mile before
-he would take it into his foolish head to try that trick again.
-
-Pretty soon they went whizzing down a little hill and into a far
-prettier village than the first one. Just as they turned into the main
-street, along came a flock of goats driven by two men and half a dozen
-boys, and who should Billy see in that flock but his own mother! Of
-course he called loudly to her. She heard him, and though she was in
-the center of the flock, quickly made her way to the edge, where she
-kissed him. She had no time to tell him where she was going, nor he to
-tell her all that had happened to him since he had fallen from the
-cliff, but it was a joy for each of them to know that the other was
-still alive and in good health.
-
-Before they could speak further, a sharp whip cracked over them and the
-lash landed on Billy's nose. He jumped back with the pain and again the
-whip cracked. This time Billy's mother got the sting of it. Billy
-looked around, and there, handling the whip, was fat Hans Zug! Billy,
-mad as a hornet, whirled and was going to make for Hans, when Caspar,
-who had jumped out of the cart, hit him a sharp crack across the nose
-with his fist, and it pained Billy so much that the tears came to his
-eyes and he could not see. Before he could make another start for Hans
-or run after his mother, Hans had passed by, and Caspar's uncle
-Heinrich, who had come up in the meantime, had Billy by the horns and
-was holding him. Billy struggled as hard as he could to get away. He
-wanted to butt Hans Zug for whipping his mother and himself, and he
-wanted to go with his mother if he could, so he was a very sulky goat.
-
-Even when Caspar took him to his uncle's house and gave him some nice,
-tender vegetables and potato parings to eat, he was very sulky as he
-stood there munching his dinner, so that when Fleabite came up and stole
-some of his potato parings he butted that poor dog plump into a barbed
-wire fence. You must not suppose that Fleabite liked potato parings.
-He would not eat them at home, but he was such a jealous dog that he
-wanted to eat up Billy's dinner, no matter what it was. After dinner
-Caspar rubbed Billy's sleek coat until it was all clean and glossy, then
-he let Fritz have a ride in the cart. Fritz drove proudly up into the
-main street, and there, standing at the corner, talking to another man,
-was Hans Zug!
-
-"Yes," Hans was saying in English to the other man, "I go me also by
-America next week. I got such a brother there what is making more as a
-tousand dollars a year mit such a goat farm, and I take me my goats
-over. I got a contract mit another Switzer what owns the land. Yess!"
-
-Billy did not wait for any more, but raised up on his hind feet. Fritz
-tried his best to hold him back, but he might as well have tried to hold
-the wind, and Billy, feeling the tug at his reins, gave a jump that
-toppled Fritz over backwards out of the cart. He gave one more jump and
-landed with all his might and main against poor, round Hans, and as his
-enemy went down Billy jumped on him and ran up one side of him and down
-the other side. Poor Hans got up and clasped both pudgy hands on his
-stomach.
-
-"A thousand lightnings yet again!" he exclaimed as he looked sorrowfully
-at his print in the dust. Hans had been butted that time for Billy's
-mother; now Billy whirled and came back to give Hans one for himself,
-but this time Hans was too quick for him and dodged behind a tree,
-letting Billy butt the tree so hard that it stunned him, and before the
-fiery tempered goat could make up his mind what had happened to him,
-Caspar came running up and grabbed him by the horns. Billy could have
-jerked away from Caspar, but he felt that the boy was now the best
-friend he had, and he did not want to hurt him, so he let Caspar pat him
-on his sleek sides and climb into the cart behind him.
-
-"You'll have to walk, Fritz," said Caspar loftily. "It takes a good
-strong boy to manage this goat."
-
-Billy laughed at this, but when Caspar "clicked" for him to "get up," he
-trotted right along without making any fuss about it.
-
-At the next corner a carriage turned into the main street, and in it, on
-the seat back of the driver, were a man and a boy, the latter being of
-about Caspar's age.
-
-"Oh, papa, do look at that beautiful goat!" exclaimed the boy. "Please
-buy him for me, won't you?"
-
-Mr. Brown shook his head.
-
-"I don't mind you having a goat, Frank," he said, "but I can get you
-just as good a one when we get back to America. There is no use in
-carrying a goat clear across the ocean with us when there are so many at
-home."
-
-"All right," said the boy, obediently, and the carriage drove on.
-
-Poor Billy! His heart sank. He had just heard from Hans that his
-mother was going to America, and he did hope that this fine looking man
-would buy him and take him there, too, so that he would have more chance
-to find his mother; but now his chance was gone. Was it though? He was
-not a goat to give up easily, and he made up his mind to try once more.
-
-Billy stopped dead still to think it over. He simply could not bear to
-let this man get away without another trial, so suddenly he whirled,
-nearly upsetting the cart, and ran after the strangers. He soon caught
-up with them, and then, slowing down, he trotted along at the side of
-the carriage, showing off his beauty as much as he could.
-
-"Oh, papa, there is that beautiful goat again," said the boy. "How I do
-wish I could have him! Of course you can buy me one in America, as you
-have promised to do, but they say that there are no goats in the world
-so fine as the Swiss goats, and I am sure that I never saw any so pretty
-as this one."
-
-The man smiled indulgently at his son and stopped the carriage.
-
-"How much will you take for your goat, my boy?" he asked.
-
-"I don't want to sell him," replied Caspar. "He's my goat and I like
-him."
-
-Just then Billy tossed his fine head and pranced, daintily lifting his
-feet.
-
-"See how graceful he is!" exclaimed the boy. "Do buy him, papa!"
-
-"I'll give you ten dollars for him," said the gentleman, pulling out his
-pocketbook.
-
-Caspar caught his breath. He knew the value of an American dollar, and
-ten dollars was equal to more than forty German marks. It was a great
-lot of money, too much for a poor boy to refuse. Caspar drew a long sigh
-and began to slowly unhitch his goat. The driver of the carriage threw
-him a strap, and with this he tied Billy to the rear axle of the
-carriage.
-
-Fleabite, as soon as Billy was safely tied, began to caper with joy and
-to snap at Billy's heels, but Caspar, when the man had paid him his
-money, grabbed Fleabite and hitched him to the cart. Then he ran up and
-patted Billy affectionately on the flanks, and the carriage drove away,
-with Billy following gladly behind in the dust.
-
-Down the village street the carriage rolled until it came to a quaint
-little Swiss inn, where it turned through a wide gateway that led into a
-brick-paved courtyard. Here Billy was unfastened from the carriage by a
-servant and led back of the inn, where he was tied by the strap to a
-post, while Mr. Brown and his son Frank went to their mid-day meal.
-Billy didn't like to be tied; he was not used to it, so he began to chew
-his strap in two. It was very tough leather but Billy's teeth were very
-sharp and strong, and he had it about half gnawed through when a little,
-lean waiter came from the kitchen across the courtyard, carrying, high
-up over his head, a great big tray piled with dishes of food. The
-waiter saw Billy gnawing his strap in two and thought that he ought to
-keep him from it.
-
-"Stop that, you hammer-headed goat!" he cried and gave Billy a kick.
-
-Billy was not going to stand anything like that, so he gave a mighty
-jump and the strap parted where he had been gnawing upon it. As soon as
-the lean waiter saw this he started to run, but, with the heavy tray he
-was carrying, he could not run very fast and he looked most comical with
-his apron flopping out behind him and his legs going almost straight up
-and down in his effort to run and to balance the tray at the same time.
-
-When Billy pulled the strap in two, the jerk of it sent him head over
-heels and by the time he had scrambled to his feet again the waiter was
-half way to the back door of the inn. The fat cook, who was looking out
-of the door of the summer kitchen, saw Billy start for the waiter and he
-started after the goat, but he got there too late, for the goat caught
-up with the lean waiter in about three leaps and with a loud "baah!"
-sent him sprawling. The big tray of dishes came down with a crash and a
-clatter, and meats, vegetables, gravies and relishes, together with
-broken dishes, were scattered all over the fellow who had kicked Billy,
-all over the clean scrubbed bricks, spattered up against the walls and
-into the long rows of geraniums that grew in a wooden trough at the end
-of the house.
-
-Billy turned and was about to trot back when he saw the fat cook coming
-just behind him, so he ran right on across the little waiter, through
-the mess and to the back door. Crossing the winter kitchen he found a
-big, rosy-cheeked girl standing in his way and made a dive at her. With
-a scream she jumped and Billy's horns caught in her bright, red-checked
-apron, which jerked loose. With this streaming along his back, he
-dashed on into a long hall, and there at the far door whom did he see,
-just starting into the dining-room, but his old enemy, fat Hans Zug, who
-had that morning whipped Billy's mother and himself. Billy stood up on
-his hind feet for a second and shook his head at Hans, and then he
-started for him. Hans saw him coming.
-
-"Thunder weather!" he cried, and ran on through the door.
-
-He tried to shut the door behind him but he was not in time, for Billy
-butted against it and threw it open right out of Hans Zug's hand. The
-long room into which Hans had hurried was the dining-room, and here were
-seated, around a long table, a number of ladies and gentlemen, among
-them Mr. and Mrs. Brown and their son Frank, waiting for the dinner that
-now lay scattered around the courtyard. Everybody looked up, startled,
-when Hans came bursting through the door closely followed by an angry
-goat with a red-checked apron streaming from his horns. A great many of
-the men jumped up and scraped their chairs back, adding to the
-confusion, and a great many of the ladies screamed. Hans, not knowing
-what to do, started to run around and around the table with Billy close
-behind him and the fat cook close after Billy. Billy would easily have
-caught Hans except that every once in a while Hans would upset a chair
-in the goat's road and Billy would have to jump over the chair.
-Sometimes the fat cook would almost catch Billy and finally did succeed
-in catching the apron. When it came loose in his hand he did not know
-what to do with it. He started to throw it down, he started to stuff it
-in his pocket, he started to mop his perspiring face with it, and at
-last he threw it around his neck and tied the strings in front to get
-rid of it, then once more he chased after Billy, with the red apron
-flopping out behind him.
-
-At last he grabbed Billy by the tail just as he was going to jump over
-the chair, and held on tightly, but Billy's jump had been too strong for
-him and the fat cook stumbled head over heels. Jumping up the angry
-cook ran until he again caught the goat, and this time he fell on top of
-Billy and then both rolled over and over on the floor.
-
-"Ugh!" grunted the fat cook. "Beast animal!"
-
-Billy jumped up in such a hurry that he simply danced on the fat cook's
-stomach. While Billy was doing this, Hans had stopped for a minute to
-mop his face and to look wildly around for some way to escape. Around
-and around, around and around the two raced, poor Hans puffing and
-blowing and his face getting redder and redder every minute with the
-chase.
-
-Some men had been calsomining the wooden ceiling of the dining-room, but
-they had quit during meal time. At one end of the room stood two
-step-ladders with some long boards resting across them, and on these
-were a number of buckets of green calsomine. Hans had tried to get out
-through the doorway, but there were too many people crowded into it and
-he knew that if he got into that crowd Billy would surely catch him, but
-now he saw the step-ladders, and running to one of them started to climb
-up. Billy, however, was through with the cook and had taken after Hans
-again.
-
-Hans, being so fat, was very slow in climbing a step-ladder, and he had
-only puffed his way up one step when Billy tried to help him up a little
-farther with his head and horns after a big running jump. Smash! went
-the step-ladders. Crash! went the long boards. The buckets of green
-calsomine flew everywhere. One of them tumbled down right over Hans'
-head like a hat that was a couple of sizes too large for him, and the
-green paint ran all over his face, down his neck and over his clothes.
-Another bucket of it landed in the middle of the dining-room table,
-splashing and splattering all over the clean cloth and over everybody
-who sat around it.
-
-Billy, having done more damage than a dozen ordinary goats could hope to
-do in a lifetime, now made for the door, and the people there scattered
-very quickly to let him through. Billy himself had received his share
-of the green calsomine and he was a queer looking sight as he darted out
-and went flying up the street, with an enemy after him in the shape of
-the fat cook, who had grabbed down a shot-gun from where it hung over
-the mantlepiece in the dining-room and had started out after him.
-
-The cook was mad clear through and he was going to kill that goat.
-Frank, however, was close after the cook, and being able to run much the
-faster, soon caught up with him.
-
-"Wait!" he panted, tugging at the tail of the cook's white jacket.
-"Wait! That's my goat!" he cried. "Don't you kill my goat!"
-
-"Away with you, nuisance!" cried the cook, jerking loose from Frank and
-at the same time pushing him.
-
-Frank fell over backwards, although it did not hurt him, and while he
-was getting to his feet the cook took careful aim at the flying goat and
-pulled the trigger.
-
-
-
-
- *CHAPTER IV*
-
- *THE BURGOMASTER IS BUMPED*
-
-
-Billy Mischief was lucky. In his excitement the fat cook had forgotten
-that the shotgun had not been loaded for five years. The cook was so
-angry that he nearly burst a blood vessel. Grabbing the gun by the
-barrel, he jammed it, as he thought, butt end on the ground. Instead of
-that, however, he struck his broad foot a mighty thump.
-
-"Thunder and hailstones!" he screamed, and jerking his foot up he began
-to hop along on the other leg, making the most ridiculous faces while he
-did it. In spite of the pain that the gun must have caused the cook,
-Frank could not help but laugh, and he forgot all his anger at the push
-the man had given him.
-
-"What's the matter?" asked Frank when he could catch his breath. "Does
-it hurt?"
-
-The cook did not understand English but he felt that Frank was poking
-fun at him, and stopped his dance long enough to shake his fist at
-Frank. He wanted to say something very sharp and cutting to the boy,
-but he could not think of anything strong enough, so, after drawing his
-breath hard two or three times and screwing up his mouth with pain, he
-turned the gun muzzle end down, and, using it for a crutch, swung along
-back to the inn, muttering and mumbling all the way.
-
-Frank laughed so hard that he had to sit down at the edge of the
-sidewalk a moment to hold his sides, but all at once he thought of his
-goat. There it was, going up the street, and although little more than
-a green and white speck now, Frank bravely took after it. He probably
-never would have caught it except that Billy, also being tired and
-feeling himself free from pursuit, stopped before a big house set well
-back from the street, on a wide, fine lawn.
-
-Now the house in front of which he had stopped was the residence of the
-burgomaster, or mayor of the village, a very pompous fellow who thought
-a great deal of his own importance, and in the center of his lawn he had
-a fountain of which he was very proud. The water in the base of the
-fountain was clear as crystal and it looked very cool and inviting to
-Billy after his dusty run, and, besides, the paint on his back felt
-sticky. Without wasting any time about it, Billy trotted up across the
-nice lawn and jumped into the fountain for a bath, just as the
-burgomaster came out of his front door with his stout cane in his hand.
-
-"Pig of a goat!" cried the burgomaster, hurrying down the walk and
-across the lawn. "Out with him! Police!" and he drew a little silver
-whistle from his pocket, whistling loudly upon it; then, shaking his
-cane in the air, he ran up to the edge of the fountain, the waters of
-which were turned a bright green by this time. Billy saw him coming,
-but, instead of jumping out of the fountain and running away, he merely
-splashed around to the far side of the basin. The burgomaster ran to
-that side of the fountain but Billy simply splashed around out of his
-reach. Then the burgomaster, up on the stone coping of the fountain,
-began to run around and around after Billy, the goat keeping just out of
-his reach and the burgomaster trying to strike him with the cane. At
-last, after an especially hard blow, the burgomaster went plunging
-headlong into the green water of the basin, where he floundered about
-like a cow in a bath tub.
-
-Billy jumped on him and used him as a stepping stone out of the basin,
-running back to the street just as Frank and a stupid looking policeman
-came running up from different directions. At first the policeman was
-going to arrest the goat, but Frank pointed to where the burgomaster was
-still flopping around in the fountain and the policeman ran to help the
-burgomaster, who was now dyed a beautiful green, face and hands and
-clothes, while Frank took Billy by one horn and raced back down the
-street with him. This was what Billy liked. He was a young goat, and,
-like other young animals, was playful, and he thought that Frank's
-racing with him was good fun, so he went along willingly enough, and
-when Frank let go of his horn, he galloped along beside his young master
-very contentedly.
-
-Frank ran back to the hotel with his goat as fast as he could go, but
-when they drew near he saw a large crowd out in front and their carriage
-waiting for them, with the horses hitched and the driver sitting up in
-front. Mrs. Brown was in the carriage and Frank's father was in front
-of the crowd handing out money, first to one and then to the other.
-When Frank and his goat came up his father looked at the goat very
-sternly.
-
-"See all the trouble that animal has made us!" he said. "I have had to
-pay out in damages nearly every cent of cash I have with me, and as
-there is no bank in this little village, my letter of credit is worth
-nothing here. We must hurry on to Bern as fast as we can, and I want
-you to leave that goat behind you. We can't bother with him any more.
-Come on and get in."
-
-"But, father," explained Frank, "the goat did not know what he was
-doing."
-
-"It does not matter," replied Mr. Brown. "There's no telling what kind
-of mischief he will get into next."
-
-"But, father," again urged Frank, "if you've had to pay out all that
-money for him you might as well have the goat. There is no use of
-losing the goat and money, too."
-
-"Get in the carriage," said Mr. Brown, sharply.
-
-"But, father--" again Frank began to argue. This time, however, Mr.
-Brown cut him short, and, picking him up, put him into the carriage with
-a not very gentle hand. Then, climbing in himself, he ordered the
-driver to start.
-
-Billy had taken his place back where he had been tied the other time,
-and he was surprised to find the carriage moving on without him. The
-cook, seeing that the goat was to be left behind, started forward to
-give the animal a kick, but Billy was too quick for him. Wheeling, he
-suddenly ran between the cook's legs and doubled him over. Just behind
-the cook stood Hans Zug, and as Billy wriggled out sideways from beneath
-the cook's feet, the cook tumbled back against Hans and both of them
-went to the ground. Billy stood and shook his head for a moment as if
-to double them up again before they got to their feet, but the sight of
-the retreating carriage made him change his mind and he ran after it
-with Hans and the fat cook chasing him.
-
-The carriage was not going very rapidly, and Billy, after he had caught
-up with it, merely trotted along back of the rear axle, so that when the
-carriage passed the burgomaster's house, Hans and the cook were not very
-far behind. They were bound to catch that goat and punish him for what
-he had done, although it is very likely that before they got through
-they would have sold him and kept the money. The burgomaster was still
-out in front, fretting and fuming, but the stupid policeman was gone.
-He had been sent down to the hotel to arrest the foreign boy and his
-goat, and he was too stupid to notice them, even with Hans and the cook
-paddling along behind. He had nothing in his mind but the hotel to which
-he had been sent. The burgomaster, however, recognized the green-tinted
-goat as soon as he saw him.
-
-"There he goes!" cried the burgomaster. "Brute beast of a goat! Halt,
-I say!" Blowing his little whistle, he, too, so filled with anger that
-it made him puff up like a toad, started out after the carriage; and
-there they ran, the three clumsy-looking fat men, one after the other,
-puffing and panting and blowing, just out of reach of the goat.
-
-[Illustration: There they ran, the three clumsy-looking fat men.]
-
-Mr. and Mrs. Brown and Frank were too intent on getting up the steep
-street and out of the town to notice what was going on behind them, but
-just now they came to the top of the hill and began to go down the
-gentle slope on the other side. The driver whipped up his horses, the
-goat also increased his pace, and away they went. The cook, seeing that
-the goat was about to escape, made a lunge, thinking that he could grab
-it by the tail or the hind legs, but as he did so his feet caught on a
-stone and over he went. Hans Zug, being right behind him, tumbled over
-him, and the fat burgomaster tumbled over both of them. The burgomaster
-was so angry that he felt he surely must throw somebody into jail, so,
-as soon as he could get his breath, he grabbed Hans Zug by the collar
-with one hand and the cook with the other.
-
-[Illustration: BILLY SAW HIM COMING, SPLASHED AROUND TO THE FAR SIDE OF
-THE FOUNTAIN.]
-
-"I arrest you in the name of Canton Bern for obstructing a high
-officer!" he exclaimed, and the stupid policeman running up just then,
-he turned poor Hans and the cook over to him and sent them to jail.
-
-All the hot, dusty afternoon Billy followed Mr. Brown's carriage, now up
-hill and now down hill, without ever showing himself to them. Whenever
-he thought of straying off into the pleasant grassy valleys and striking
-out into the world for himself again, he remembered that the Browns were
-going to America and that if he went with them he might see his mother
-again. He did not know, of course, that America was such a large place,
-so, while now and then he stopped at the roadside to nibble a mouthful
-of grass or stopped when they crossed a stream to get a drink of water,
-he never lost sight of them, but when he found himself getting too far
-behind, scampered on and overtook them.
-
-[Illustration: Billy followed Mr. Brown's carriage.]
-
-It was not until nightfall that the carriage rolled into the city of
-Bern. Billy had never seen so large a city before and the rumbling of
-many wagons and carriages, the passing of the many people on the streets
-and the hundreds of lights confused and surprised him. He was not half
-so surprised at this, however, as Mr. and Mrs. Brown and Frank were to
-find Billy behind their carriage when they stopped in front of a large,
-handsome hotel. Frank was the first one to discover him.
-
-"Oh, see, papa!" he cried. "My Billy followed us all the way from the
-village; so now I do get to keep him, don't I?"
-
-Mr. Brown smiled and gave up.
-
-"I'm afraid he's an expensive goat, Frank," was all he said, and then he
-gave Billy in charge of one of the porters who had crowded around the
-carriage.
-
-"Wash the paint from this goat and lock him up some place for the night
-where he can't do any damage," he directed the porter.
-
-Billy was glad enough to have the dry green paint scrubbed off his back
-and he willingly went with the porter to a clean little basement room,
-where he got a good scrubbing. Then the porter went into another room
-and brought him out some nice carrots with green tops still on them,
-and, leaving a basin of water for him to drink, went out and closed the
-door carefully after him. Billy liked the carrots, but he did not like
-to be shut up in a dark room, so he soon went all around the walls
-trying to find a way out. There was no way except the two doors and a
-high, dim window. He tried to butt the doors down but they were of
-solid, heavy oak, and he could not do it. In a few minutes, however the
-porter came back for his keys, and the moment he opened the door Billy
-seized his chance. Gathering his legs under him for a big jump, he
-rushed between the man's legs and dashed up the stairs, out through the
-narrow courtyard and on the street. The porter, as soon as he could get
-to his feet, rushed out after him, but Billy was nowhere in sight and
-the poor porter did not know what to do. He did not dare to go back and
-tell Mr. Brown that the goat had gotten loose, because he would be
-charged with carelessness.
-
-In the meantime Billy had galloped up the street and turned first one
-corner and then another, until he came to a street much wider and
-brighter and busier than any of the others. By this time first one boy
-and then another and then another had followed him, until now there was
-a big crowd of them running after him and shouting at the top of their
-lungs.
-
-A large dog that a lady was leading along the sidewalk by a strap broke
-away from his mistress as soon as he saw Billy and ran out to bark at
-him. Billy lowered his head and shook it at the dog. The dog began to
-circle round him closer and closer, barking loudly all the while. A man
-driving a big dray stopped to watch them; the boys crowded round in a
-big ring; men came from the sidewalks and joined the crowd; a carriage
-had to stop just behind the dray, then another; a wagon coming from the
-other direction could not get through; and presently the street was
-filled from sidewalk to sidewalk, the whole length of the block, with a
-big crowd of people and a jam of vehicles of all kinds. Policemen tried
-to push their way through the crowd and tried to get the blockade
-loosened and moving on, but their time was wasted.
-
-In the meantime Billy was turning around and around where he stood,
-always facing the dog which now began to dart in with a snap of his
-teeth and dart away again, trying to get a hold on Billy. The goat was
-too quick, however, and dodged every time the dog made a snap. He was
-waiting for his chance and at last it came. The dog, in jumping away
-from one of his snaps, turned his body for a moment sideways to the goat
-and in that moment Billy gathered himself up and made a spring, hitting
-the dog square in the side and sending him over against the crowd.
-Billy followed like a little white streak of lightning and, before the
-dog could get on his feet, had butted him again.
-
-Such a howling and yelling as there was among that side of the crowd;
-Billy and the dog were now among them and they could not scatter much
-for there were too many people packed solidly behind them. The dog
-yelped as Billy butted him and began to run around and around the circle
-with Billy right after him. After they had made two or three circles,
-Billy overtook the dog and, giving him one more good one, jumped between
-the legs of the crowd and wriggled his way through among carriages and
-wagons, under horses and between wheels, until at last he was free from
-the crowd.
-
-Nobody at the outer edge noticed him getting away because they did not
-know what the excitement was and they were all pressing forward to see.
-Just as he left, somebody who could not understand what else could make
-such excitement cried, "Fire!"
-
-The cry was taken up, and that made still more confusion. People began
-pouring into that block from every direction. More wagons and carriages
-came. Some one had turned in a fire alarm, and presently here came the
-fire engines from three or four directions at once, clanging and
-clattering their way to this crowded block. The city of Bern had never
-known so much excitement.
-
-
-
-
- *CHAPTER V*
-
- *THE WOODEN GOAT*
-
-
-Billy trotted contentedly on, liking all the noise and hubbub very much
-but not knowing that he was the cause of it all. Blocks away he could
-hear their shouting, but he did not care to go back there, for all of
-that. He was finding a great many things to interest him in the shop
-windows, which were all brilliantly lighted. Before one of these low
-windows he suddenly stopped. There, just inside the show window, was a
-big, brown goat. Billy did not know it, but this was a wooden goat,
-poised on its hind feet and ready to make a spring to butt somebody.
-The Swiss woodcarvers are the finest in the world, and they carve
-animals so naturally that one would think they were alive. If even human
-beings can be fooled, there was very good excuse for Billy's believing
-this to be a real, live goat, particularly as it had very natural
-looking glass eyes; besides, its head was separate and was cunningly
-arranged to shake a little bit from side to side.
-
-Now it is a deadly insult for one Billy goat to stand on his hind legs
-and wag his head at another one. Billy Mischief for one was not going
-to take such insults as that, even though the goat that gave it to him
-was much larger and older than himself, so he backed off into the middle
-of the street and gave a great run and jump. Crash! went the fine
-plate-glass window! The sharp edges of the glass cut Billy somewhat and
-stopped him so that he landed just inside the window glass. The other
-goat was right in front of him, still insultingly wagging its flowing
-beard at him so Billy gave one more spring from where he stood and
-knocked that goat sixteen ways for Sunday. It was the hardest headed
-goat that Billy had ever fought, and its sharp nose hurt his head
-considerably, almost stunning him, in fact, so that he stood blinking
-his eyes until the people in the store had come running up and
-surrounded the show window.
-
-[Illustration: Gave a great run and jump.]
-
-Billy was still dazed when the manager of the store, a nervous little
-man with a bald head, hit him a sharp crack across the nose with a
-board. The pain brought the tears to Billy's eyes and still further
-dazed him. The manager hit him another crack but this time on the
-horns, and that woke Billy up. He looked back at the broken window
-through which he had just come but the crowd had quickly gathered there.
-There were less people inside, so suddenly gathering his legs under him,
-he gave a spring and went clear over the manager, kicking him with his
-sharp hind hoofs upon the bald head as he went over. The place was a
-delicatessen store and Billy landed in a big tub of pickles. He did not
-care much for pickles anyhow, so he quickly scrambled out of them,
-knocked over three tall glass jars that stood on a low bench, and turned
-over big cakes of fine cheese. The manager was right after him with the
-board and hit him two or three thumps with it.
-
-Billy was just about to turn around and go for the little bald-headed
-man when he noticed at the far end of the store a round, plump man with
-his back turned to him. There seemed something familiar about his
-figure and the cut of his short little coat, and it flashed across Billy
-at once that here was his old enemy Hans Zug.
-
-Paying no attention to the manager and his little board, he dashed
-headlong down the store for the plump man. Just as Billy had almost
-reached him, the man turned around. It was not Hans Zug after all, but
-Billy was going too fast to stop now. Anyhow, ever since he had known
-Hans he had taken a dislike to all fat men, so he dashed straight ahead.
-The man darted behind the counter and ran up the aisle, Billy close
-after him.
-
-There never was a fat man in the world who ran so fast as this one.
-Everybody had cleared out of the aisle behind the counter to make room
-for them. Nobody wanted to get in the way of that heavy man and the
-hard headed goat. The man stepped upon a pail of fish, overturning it,
-jumped upon the counter and was over in the center aisle, Billy right
-after him. Everybody in the store was packed in the center aisle,
-together with a lot who had come in from the outside when the excitement
-began, and they all made way for the fat man and for Billy. Women were
-screaming and men were shouting and laughing. The manager was still
-right after Billy with his little board and thumping him every now and
-then on the back, but Billy scarcely knew it, so interested was he in
-giving the fat man one for Hans Zug.
-
-The man headed straight up the middle aisle for the door, but, looking
-over his shoulder, he found that Billy would overtake him before he got
-there, so he sprang over another counter, upsetting a pair of scales and
-some tall, open jars of fine olives. Billy was still right after him
-but this time the man fooled him by jumping back over the counter.
-Billy followed up that aisle to the end where he turned into the crowd,
-just as the fat man went out on the street. Here he upset two ladies and
-a policeman who was just coming in, and then took after the man who
-looked like Hans. He was flying down the street as fast as he could go.
-After Billy came the manager of the store and two of his clerks, and all
-of the boys that had congregated on the sidewalk.
-
-Pell-mell they went, a howling, yelling mob, with the fat man and Billy
-in the lead. The man by this time was puffing like a steam engine and
-the sweat was pouring from his face in streams. His collar was wilted
-like a dish rag. He had lost his hat and one of his cuffs, and he could
-hardly get his breath.
-
-Policemen, by this time, were coming running from every direction and
-one of them, who turned off a side street just then, thinking the fat
-man must be a thief, got right in his road and opened up his arms. The
-fat man, who had scarcely any strength left, fell right against the
-policeman who was also a very heavy fellow, and just at that time Billy
-overtook them and gave the man he was chasing all that was coming to
-Hans Zug. Down in a pile together went the fat man and the policeman.
-The policeman had not seen the goat and for a moment imagined that the
-fat man had jumped upon him and was trying to overpower him, so he
-pulled out his club and, though he was underneath, began, in a way that
-was comical, to try to pound the fat man.
-
-They lay there, a struggling, wriggling mass, the policeman with his
-short arms trying to reach around the big round man on top of him in
-order to hit him some place. Billy Mischief had stopped and backed up
-to give his fallen enemy another bump, and was just in the air after his
-spring when the manager of the store caught his hind leg, and he also
-was dragged on top of the struggling two on the ground. The manager
-held to Billy's leg, however, and the crowd which had been following
-them closely now crowded around them. The manager scrambled to his
-feet, still holding the kicking Billy by the hind leg, and it would,
-probably have been all up with the goat if a big, strong man had not at
-that moment come up and putting his great arms around Billy, jerked him
-loose. Billy squirmed and struggled, but it was no use. The big man
-held him tightly and began to run. The store manager got to his feet
-and started after them, followed by his two clerks, but the big strong
-fellow who was carrying Billy darted down an alley, then through another
-alley, and before the pursuers could see where they had gone, the man
-darted through the back gate of a high board fence with Billy, closed
-the gate after him, ran along the side of a great building which was
-blazing with lights, ran down some cellar steps, opened the door, went
-in, closed it after him, turned on a light and set Billy down.
-
-"There, you fool goat!" exclaimed the man. "I'll wash the blood off of
-you and nobody will know that you have been out."
-
-The big man was the porter and he had brought Billy back to the little
-basement room under the hotel. So ended Billy's first night in a big
-city.
-
-All that night, all the next day and night, and all the following day,
-Billy was cooped up in that little basement room with no chance to get
-out, and with only Frank Brown and the porter to visit him twice a day.
-How he did fret. The porter kept him well fed and saw that he had good
-bedding and plenty of water, but he gave Billy no more chances to escape
-and see the city. He watched carefully as he opened and closed the door
-that the goat should not again scramble between his legs or butt him
-over. On the third evening, however, the porter forgot to completely
-close the door which led into the other part of the basement, and you
-may be sure that Billy lost no time in finding out what was in there.
-The room next to his led up into the kitchen and it was stocked with
-vegetables and all sorts of kitchen stores.
-
-Billy was not very hungry, but he nibbled at everything as he went
-along, pulling the vegetables out of place, upsetting a barrel half
-filled with flour in his attempt to see what was in it and working the
-faucet out of a barrel of syrup in his efforts to get at the sweet stuff
-which clung to it. Licking up all of the syrup that he cared for, Billy
-went on to investigate another barrel which lay on its side not far
-away, and knocked the faucet out of it. This, however, proved to be
-wine and he did not like the taste of it at all, so he trotted on out of
-the store-room into the laundry, leaving the two barrels to run to
-waste.
-
-[Illustration: Pulling the vegetables out of place.]
-
-Everybody in the laundry had gone up into the servants' hall for their
-suppers, and the coast was clear for Billy. They had just finished
-ironing, and dainty white clothes lay everywhere. From a big pile of
-them that lay on a table, a lace skirt hung down, and Billy took a
-nibble at it just to find out what it was. The starch in it tasted
-pretty good, so he chewed at the lace, pulling and tugging to get it
-within easier reach, until at last he pulled the whole pile off the
-table on the dirty floor.
-
-Hearing some steps then, he scampered out through the storeroom and into
-another large room where stood a big, brass-trimmed machine which he did
-not at all understand. It was a dynamo, which was run by a big engine
-in the adjoining engine-room, and it furnished the electric lights for
-the hotel. Two big wires ran from it, heavily coated with shellac and
-rubber and tightly-wound tape to keep them from touching metal things
-and losing their electricity. These crossed the basement room to the
-further wall, where they distributed the electric current to many
-smaller cables.
-
-Billy sniffed at the two big cables at a point where they were very near
-together. They had a peculiar odor and Billy tasted them. He scarcely
-knew whether he liked the taste or not, but he kept on nibbling to find
-out, nipping and tearing with his sharp teeth until he had got down to
-the big copper wire on both cables; then he decided that he did not care
-very much for that kind of food and walked away. It was not yet dark
-enough for the dynamo to be started, or Billy might have had a shock
-that would have killed him.
-
-Hunting further, he found over in a dark corner a nice bed which
-belonged to the engineer, and it looked so inviting that Billy curled up
-there for a sleep. When he awoke it was nearly midnight and there was a
-blaze of light in the basement. There was a strange whir of machinery
-and he could hear anxious voices. Billy, of course, did not know that
-he had been the cause of it but this is what had happened:
-
-When the electric current passes through a wire, the wire becomes
-slightly heated and stretches a little bit. In stretching, the two
-cables where he had chewed them bare, came near enough together to touch
-each other once in a while, and that made the lights all over the big
-building wink, that is, almost go out for a second, and the engineer was
-very much worried about it.
-
-What interested Billy more, however, was a small, wire-screened room
-that stood near to him. Presently a big cage, brightly lighted, came
-down in it with a man and a boy. It stopped when it got down into the
-basement, when the man and the boy stepped out, going down into the
-engineer's room. They were the proprietor of the hotel and his elevator
-boy. Billy, as curious as any boy could have been, walked into the
-little cage to see what it was like. The sides of it were padded with
-leather, there were mirrors in it that made it a place of light, and
-there was a seat at the back end of it. At the front side near the door
-a big cable passed up through it, and to this the boy who ran it had
-left hanging a leather pad with which he gripped the cable. Billy could
-barely reach it with his teeth and he pulled sharply on it. It would
-not come away so he hung his weight on it, and immediately the cage
-began to go up. Billy was in an elevator and he was taking a ride all
-by himself. It never stopped until it reached the top floor where a
-safety catch caught it. Luckily the door on the top floor had not been
-carefully closed, and Billy was able to slide it open with his horns and
-walk out into a narrow hall which had a thick velvet carpet upon it and
-from which opened many doors and other halls.
-
-[Illustration: BILLY FELT HIS COURAGE COMING BACK.]
-
-Billy trotted along this hallway, liking the soft feel of the carpet
-underneath his feet. As he did so, all the lights about the building
-went out and everything was dark. The cables in the cellar had at last
-settled down so that they lay square across each other where Billy had
-chewed the covering off, thus making all the electric current which ran
-out of the machine on the one side come right back into it on the other,
-with the result of burning out the dynamo so that there could be no more
-lights from it that night. This did not worry Billy any. Light came in
-from the street at the far end of the hall where some white lace
-curtains fluttered in the breeze. It worried a great many people who
-were still awake in their rooms, however, and of course they opened
-their doors to see about it.
-
-By this time Billy had reached the curtains and took a nibble at one of
-them, and, found that it was finished with the same starch, the taste of
-which he had liked so much in the laundry. He wanted it down where he
-could get a good bunch of it in his mouth, so he pulled hard, raising up
-on his hind feet and throwing his weight upon it. The curtain gave way
-at the top but it was not so convenient as he had expected, for the
-long, wide curtain came right down over his back. He tried to get out
-from under it and his horns ran through the open work. He tried to turn
-round and his hind feet ran through other open work places. He tried to
-back out of it and his forefeet got tangled in some more of it. The
-more he tried to get loose from his starched meal, the more tangled up
-he got, and at last, growing angry, he began to jump as high in the air
-as he could.
-
-In the half darkness, he was a great white figure with a long trailing
-white robe behind him, and the first woman he met in the hall screamed
-like a steam calliope. Of course her screams brought others out into
-the hall and everybody, even the men, began to run when they saw this
-jumping white ghost coming toward them, every once in a while letting
-out a loud "baah!" Many ladies were so frightened that when they came
-to their doors, instead of running into their rooms, they started down
-the hall ahead of Billy, shrieking and screaming at the top of their
-voices.
-
-The noise only confused Billy the more. The more confused he grew, the
-harder he jumped and struggled to get out of the curtain, until at the
-very end of the hall, he came to a stairway and went down it head over
-heels to the next floor.
-
-Here things were even worse than they had been on the top floor, for by
-this time the hubbub above them had brought everybody out of their
-rooms, and the crowd was already there. As soon as Billy scampered to
-his feet after his tumble and made another jump high into the air, they
-too began running and screaming.
-
-Billy now had gotten into a series of halls that ran the whole length of
-the building and had a stairway at each end, so now he jumped and
-struggled his way along until he came to a stairway, tumbled down it,
-jumped back through another hall full of screaming people to another
-stairway, and so on until he reached the ground floor. Here the
-stairway opened into the great, marble-paved, main corridor of the
-hotel. This was just now thronged with men, all wanting to know why the
-lights were out and what all the uproar was about. Through these men
-Billy dashed like a hurricane, having now torn the curtains enough to
-let his legs have some action. One big fellow whom he upset fell on the
-long trailing end of the curtain, and the shock nearly tore Billy's
-horns loose from his head, but the curtain pulled in two and at last
-Billy was free except for a few stray shreds and small pieces that still
-clung to his legs and horns.
-
-Now he could see where he was going, and, darting out of the side door,
-he ran back to where he remembered the cellar steps into the porter's
-room to be. The door was wide open and inside he found his friend, the
-porter, with a lantern, looking for him. The porter saw at once from
-the shreds of curtain that Billy had been into mischief again, but as
-before, he was afraid to say anything about it for fear somebody would
-find out that he had left the door of the store-room open, so he simply
-took the shreds of lace curtain off of Billy to carry away with him, and
-fixed Billy's bed nicely for the night.
-
-"Bet you came from the Bad Place sure, goat-beast," said the porter,
-shaking his head.
-
-
-
-
- *CHAPTER VI*
-
- *A CELEBRATION WITH FIREWORKS*
-
-
-The next morning, bright and early, the porter came down to Billy's room
-with a queer looking box made of heavy slats. One side of the box was
-off and the porter carried it in his hand. Setting the box down with
-the open side towards Billy, the porter put an extra bunch of carrots in
-it, and Billy, never having seen anything like this before, walked right
-in and began to eat his breakfast, upon which the porter quickly slapped
-on the side of the box and nailed it tight. Billy did not realize that
-he was trapped until the porter and another man whom he called lifted
-the box and began to carry it up the stairs. Then Billy was angry in
-earnest. He jumped and jerked as much as he could and nearly threw the
-men down-stairs by his bouncing. As soon as they got up on the level
-ground, however, the porter and the other man began to shake the crate
-as hard as they could, so that, in place of Billy doing the bouncing, he
-was being bounced until he had plenty of it and was glad to lie down on
-the floor of the crate and hold still, while he was being carried to a
-big dray that stood in waiting.
-
-While it was being loaded on the dray, Mr. Brown and Frank came out in
-the courtyard to see him.
-
-"Isn't he a beauty, papa?" said Frank. "And he behaves himself so
-nicely, too. I've been down to see him every other day and he's just as
-nice and quiet as he can be."
-
-"I don't know," said his father, shaking his head. "I don't believe
-that a goat able to stir up as much trouble as he did back in the
-village where we bought him will be anything but a scamp goat to the end
-of his days. I'm really sorry that I bought him. It's going to cost a
-lot of money, too, to send him by express from here to Havre and to pay
-his passage over to America. I have a big notion to turn him loose."
-
-When Billy heard that he was frightened, and, turning his solemn eyes
-around to Mr. Brown, he "baahed" as pitifully as he could.
-
-"Just hear that, papa," said Frank, "he wants to go with us. He likes
-us."
-
-"Oh, very well," said Mr. Brown. "But come, we must hurry up. We have
-only a few minutes to make our train."
-
-As soon as Mr. Brown and Frank had walked away, the driver of the wagon
-cracked his whip, the horses started up, and Billy was rapidly taken to
-the depot. Here he was loaded into an express car, and in a few moments
-more was headed toward France at as swift a pace as the engine could
-pull the train. The express messenger in the car, as soon as his work
-was done, lit a short black pipe and commenced teasing Billy. Reaching
-his hand between the slats, he suddenly poked Billy in the ribs, and
-Billy, already nervous from the rapid motion, jumped straight up off his
-forefeet. Of course his horns hit the top of the box and pained him.
-The man laughed at the funny motion and poked the goat again. This
-time, Billy, afraid to jump up, merely danced, and the man laughed
-aloud. Again and again he repeated his trick until the goat was nearly
-frantic. Billy tried to burst out the side of his cage so that he could
-get at the man, but the crate was too stout for him to do it any damage
-and he only hurt himself by trying, so after a while he gave it up.
-
-At the next stop they made, however, the express agent, while he was
-taking on the parcels, slammed a heavy box on top of the crate. Billy
-heard the timbers crack and felt the box giving end-wise a trifle. For
-a moment he was afraid that the heavy box would break down his crate and
-squeeze him flat underneath it, but as soon as the train had started
-again the messenger moved the box into the far end of the car and Billy
-was delighted to find that at last the boards on one side of his prison
-were loosened. The messenger had laid aside his glowing pipe at this
-stop, but now he took it up again, although smoking was against the
-rules, and came over to tease Billy. He had no more than thrust his
-hand through than Billy lurched his body sideways as hard as he could
-against the boards, and out he tumbled.
-
-He was on his feet as quick as a cat and made a jump at the man. The
-express agent dodged him and ran to the far end of the car, hunting
-wildly for something with which he might strike the angry goat. Billy
-was up to him before he had time to find anything, however, and chased
-him from one end of the car to the other. At last the man stopped in
-front of the big box that he had taken on at the last station, and
-waited for Billy to jump for him. When Billy jumped, he sprang aside
-and let the goat plunge head first into the side of the box, breaking
-open one of the boards and hurting his head considerably. By this time
-the man was at the other end of the car and laughing. Billy ran after
-him again, but this time he knew the man's ways. When he started to
-dodge back from the other end of the car, Billy also turned like a flash
-and was right after him. This time he got him and gave him a bump that
-sent the man sprawling headlong on the floor. As the man went down, his
-arm gave a jerk and his lighted pipe went through the hole that Billy
-had butted in the big box.
-
-[Illustration: Dodged him and ran to the far end of the car.]
-
-The man was just scrambling to his feet when a big, blue ball of fire
-shot out of the side of the box and scooted along his back. Billy had
-wheeled to give the man another dose of his medicine, but just then a
-big ball of red fire hit him in the side and he, too, tried to hunt a
-corner. The box was full of fireworks that was being shipped for a lawn
-fete, and for the next few minutes there was the most exciting time that
-ever happened inside of an express car going at full speed.
-
-Skyrockets and Roman candles, whistling bombs and silver fountains,
-flower-pots and pin-wheels filled the air, spitting and spluttering,
-popping about from one end of the car to the other, bouncing first off
-of the man and then off the goat. No place was safe. The side of the
-box was soon burst open by the force of the explosions, and the
-fireworks came tumbling out at greater speed than ever.
-
-Both Billy and the express agent were hit until they were bruised and
-burned and sore all over. Billy had a great deal of his hair singed off
-and the express agent's face was as black as a coal-miner's. The smoke
-became so thick that they could scarcely see, and it smarted and blinded
-their eyes until the express agent thought to open the side doors when
-the rapidly rushing wind swept in and carried away most of the smoke.
-
-Luckily the car did not catch fire, though some of the goods that were
-being expressed did. The agent had a pail of drinking water in the car
-and as soon as the fireworks were nearly burned out he ran around from
-one place to another using his water sparingly and beating out the fire
-wherever he could.
-
-Billy, too, seemed to know that burning things were dangerous, for when
-a bundle of rugs began to smoulder he jumped on the burning places and
-stamped them with his feet until the fire was beaten out. The express
-agent saw him at this and he at once forgot his anger at the goat.
-Billy went scampering around after that, stamping out fire wherever he
-could find a coal. After all danger was passed and the express man had
-tidied up his car, he sat down puffing and looked at Billy.
-
-"Well, Mr. Goat," said he, "we've had a busy time of it and I guess we'd
-better be friends. Don't you tell on me and I won't tell on you. I
-don't want to let anybody know that I was smoking a pipe anyhow. It's
-against the rules of the company."
-
-"Baah!" said Billy, and that's all the talk they had about it. After
-that they had no further trouble except that the express agent tried to
-coax Billy back into his crate, but had to give it up as a bad job.
-
-It was night when the train bearing Billy Mischief drew into Paris.
-Billy could not be coaxed or driven back into his cage, so, when the
-train stopped, the express messenger had another man come in to help
-him. Between them they managed, after a hard struggle, to get Billy in
-the crate, but as they were trying to fasten the lid on he burst out of
-it, jumped out of the car door, ran as hard as he could and soon was
-safe from pursuit and alone in the streets of Paris.
-
-With a natural instinct to hide from the men who wanted to put him in
-that close, uncomfortable box, he turned into the alley-ways and dark,
-narrow streets and for a long time ran on without meeting anyone. But
-this sort of thing was not very much to Billy's liking. He wanted to
-see all the excitement that there was, so by-and-by he turned into one
-of the broad, brilliantly lighted streets, where he trotted along
-sedately, minding his own business and looking around him curiously at
-the gayly dressed throngs. A great many people turned round to look
-after him and laugh, he trotted along so solemnly.
-
-All this time there was great excitement at the railroad station. Mr.
-Brown had left word that his goat was to be held until the next night's
-train to Havre as he intended to spend a day in Paris, but the express
-department had no goat to hold, so the matter was reported to the police
-department, and within a few moments all the red-trousered gendarmes of
-Paris were looking for a mischievous white goat with freshly singed
-spots on his shiny coat.
-
-One of these gendarmes, soon after he had received his instructions,
-found Billy and a big stray Tom cat eyeing each other with every
-intention of immediate war. Billy had never spoken to a cat before and
-so when he saw this strange animal on the street he walked straight up
-to it and said "baah!" He intended to mean something like our "Good
-evening. It's pleasant weather, isn't it?" but Billy's voice at best
-was not a very gentle one and his long horns looked threatening, so the
-big cat arched his back and bristled his hair and stuck his tail
-straight up. Billy did not know much about cats but he could easily see
-that this one meant fight, so he shook his head angrily. They were
-standing in front of one of the pleasant Paris sidewalk cafes and a
-great many ladies and gentlemen were seated at little round tables under
-the broad awning.
-
-[Illustration: Billy and a big stray Tom cat eyeing each other.]
-
-Just as the gendarme recognized Billy by his singed coat, the cat let
-out an ear-splitting "meow!" and, jumping up, scratched Billy's face
-with the sharp claws of both his forefeet; then it sprang up on one of
-the empty tables and down on the other side. Billy, smarting with the
-pain, jumped after him, upsetting the chairs on the other side with a
-crash. The express department had offered a good reward to whoever
-should find Billy, so the gendarme took after the goat, overturning some
-more chairs. The cat darted here and there and everywhere among the
-little round tables and Billy right after him. The cat ran under a
-table at which were sitting two gentlemen and two ladies, and Billy, now
-so angry that he did not notice where he was going, forced his way right
-after him, upsetting the table, spilling the glasses and bottles upon it
-into the laps of the ladies and making a tremendous noise. Table after
-table they overturned in this way.
-
-Another gendarme, attracted by the hubbub, came up and saw Billy. He,
-too, gave chase, adding to the confusion. Everybody began to shove back
-their chairs. All of the people were either talking or laughing or
-screaming at the top of their voices. Waiters came running, and one of
-them, a little excitable man with a funny little black mustache, tried
-to head Billy off. All he got for it was a good bump right in the
-middle of his big white apron and he landed back against another waiter
-who was bringing a big tray full of glasses. The two of them went to
-the floor together in a noisy pile of tables and chairs, and Billy
-dashed right on over them. This time, the cat, which was bewildered by
-the crowd and had scarcely known which way to run, found an opening to
-the street. Having a clear track, he would easily have gotten away from
-Billy except that just at that moment a third gendarme saw the cat and
-the goat coming and jumped square in the road of them.
-
-The cat had tried to dart around him but the gendarme's legs came right
-in his road, so the cat began to climb the gendarme, and Billy, coming
-up just then, made a dive head first at the cat, catching it just as the
-animal reached the gendarme's lower vest button. The gendarme sat right
-down with a grunt to think things over, while the cat sprang for the top
-of a high fence and was over with a whisk of his tail. Billy could not
-climb the fence so he ran back a piece and tried to butt it down, but he
-could not do it. By this time the gendarme he had knocked down was on
-his feet again, and two others came running up.
-
-There were now five of the red-trousered little police soldiers after
-him, and things began to look very lively for Billy. They tried to
-surround him but he ran through them, and all five of them chased after
-him up the street. At nearly every block they were joined by another
-gendarme, so that before he had gone very far Billy was heading quite an
-army of French soldiers. To escape he turned down a dark street. They
-were digging a wide ditch across this dark street and the lights they
-had placed there as danger signals had been taken away by some
-mischievous boys. Billy, who could see well in the dark, perceived this
-ditch as he came to it and leaped lightly over it, but the excited
-gendarmes who were following him could not see it, and the whole crowd
-of them fell headlong in the ditch, which, fortunately, was not yet deep
-enough to hurt them much.
-
-Billy turned now into another well-lighted street. Here again he found
-a gendarme who, as soon as he saw and recognized Billy, started out to
-stop him. He went like a streak between this fellow's legs. Now he
-began to wonder why all of these little fellows in the red trousers were
-such enemies of his, and when, at the end of the block, he saw three of
-them standing in a row, he got angry. Shaking his head, he determined to
-give the big one in the middle the hardest bump he had ever given to
-anyone in his life. Lowering his head and shaking it, he went on as if
-he had been shot out of a cannon, and, as he drew near, gave a mighty
-jump and butted the big gendarme right in the stomach.
-
-Alas for Billy! In place of the soft human figure that he thought he
-was butting, it turned out that the gendarme in the middle was printed
-in glowing colors on paper and pasted against a solid brick wall, as an
-advertisement for a play then performing at one of the theatres. The
-two gendarmes who had happened to stand alongside of it were real,
-however, so when Billy dropped back stunned from his hard jolt the two
-real gendarmes promptly arrested him, and it was a very sick and sorry
-goat that was shortly afterwards returned to the Express Department to
-be held for the Havre train.
-
-
-
-
- *CHAPTER VII*
-
- *BILLY FINDS HIS MOTHER*
-
-
-Poor Billy, forced back into his crate and nailed up again, began to
-think he did not like traveling very well. So far he had been in two
-cities and so far he had seen neither one of them by daylight, while
-everywhere he went he got hurt. All that night and all the next day, he
-moped in his crate with a sore head. On the following night he was
-bundled into an express car, and giving up in despair, lay down and went
-to sleep.
-
-When he awoke it was daylight and he was being taken off the train in
-Havre where the Browns were to take the boat for Cherbourg and then for
-America. This was the first time that Frank had seen Billy since they
-left Bern and when he and Mr. Brown walked up to the crate after it had
-been taken off the train, Frank's heart was filled with pity. There
-were raw places on Billy's head, his fine shiny coat had the black marks
-of fire on it, and altogether he was as woe-begone and miserable a
-looking goat as ever was seen. Of course the Browns did not know
-anything of the adventures that Billy had been through, but Frank was a
-boy who did not like to see animals suffer and he was very angry.
-
-"Just see, papa," he cried, "how they have abused my poor goat, shut up
-in that tight crate all this time! I'm sure he's not so bad a goat as
-you thought. He has been imposed upon. Please let me take him out of
-that crate and lead him by a rope. I know that he will come along
-nicely."
-
-Billy "baahed" gratefully at this, and with some reluctance Mr. Brown
-allowed the goat to be taken out of the crate, let Frank secure a rope
-and tie him on behind the carriage which was to take them to their
-steamer.
-
-It was not Billy's fault that the knot was an ordinary single bow hitch,
-and Billy did not know, when he nipped at the little end which stuck
-out, that he would loosen the whole knot and let himself free, but that
-is exactly what happened. For a time he trotted along nicely behind the
-carriage, but, as they reached the wharves, Billy saw a sight that
-filled him with eager interest. Near a big cattle boat was an enormous
-pen filled with goats which were soon to be loaded on the boat, and
-Billy at once ran down to this pen, which was about a block away. His
-heart beat high with hope as he neared it, and when he came close up to
-the bars he began to "baah" as loud as he could.
-
-From inside the pen came an answering bleat. Billy's mother was there
-and she had recognized his voice! She crowded close up to the bars and
-soon she and Billy were affectionately rubbing noses through the little
-spaces between the boards and telling each other all that had happened
-to them since they had become separated. How Billy did wish that he
-could get inside the pen and go to America with her! He trotted around
-and around the high fence trying to find a weak place where he could
-break in, but the pen was built strong enough to make all such trials
-useless, so after every round Billy would have to come back to where his
-mother stood waiting and tell her of his failure. After he had made a
-third trial and came back up to her the wise old goat struck a happy
-idea.
-
-"Just stand where you are, Billy," she said, "and by-and-by maybe one of
-the drivers will come this way and think that you belong in here with
-us. Then he will let you in and we will go on board together."
-
-She had scarcely more than finished speaking when the lash of a sharp
-whip that had whizzed through the air hit Billy on the flank. Looking
-up, he saw a young man opening a gate for him to be driven through. The
-young man had no whip, however, so Billy turned in the other direction
-to see where the stinging blow had come from. Standing only a few feet
-away from him was a short, wide man with a whip in his hand, and Billy
-started for him with a snort.
-
-[Illustration: The lash of a sharp whip.]
-
-"A thousand lightnings yet again!" exclaimed the fat man, who was none
-other than our old friend and Billy's old enemy, Hans Zug.
-
-Hans knew better this time than to run when he had a way so much easier
-to escape. With all the speed that his pudgy body would let him have he
-climbed the bars of a high pen just in time to escape the hard bump that
-Billy jumped up to give him. Sitting on the top bar, Hans whirled his
-whip around his head and lashed Billy across the back. Wild with rage,
-Billy tried to reach his enemy, but he could not jump high enough, and
-Hans, laughing till he shook like a bowl of jelly, reached down and
-lashed Billy once more. Feeling that with all his strength he certainly
-ought to jump high enough to reach his tormentor, Billy tried to leap
-again and again, but every time all he got for his pains was a whack
-with the long whip.
-
-At last, however, Hans made his big mistake. After whipping poor Billy
-until he was tired, Hans laughed so heartily that he fell backwards off
-the fence, and you'd better believe that Billy's mother made him
-welcome. She met him with her hard head while he was on the way down.
-Hans dropped his whip and grabbed for dear life at the fence, and he
-caught hold with both hands just at the right height to make a good mark
-for Billy's mother. That strong and sturdy old goat bumped him twice
-for every lash that he had given Billy, and every time she bumped him,
-Hans Zug grunted and yelled. He clawed his feet desperately to get a
-foothold on the bars to climb up, but every time he would get one foot
-placed Billy's mother would give him another terrific bump and he would
-lose his footing.
-
-Billy, on the outside, ran backward and forward, hoping for Hans to get
-to the top and fall over on his side of the fence, and poor Hans was in
-an awful predicament. At last, seeing that Hans' comical struggles were
-not going to put him over where Billy could get at him, that anxious
-youngster ran to where the young man was still holding the gate open a
-little way, and ran inside, upon which the gate closed sharply behind
-him. He made his way rapidly among the other goats and quickly ran up
-beside his mother. He watched her motion, jumping when she jumped, and
-they both butted Hans together so hard that, with a mighty grunt, he
-went way up in the air, both his feet landing at once on a bar higher
-than the one he had been trying to catch.
-
-[Illustration: They both butted Hans.]
-
-Billy and his mother both laughed, but they were so delighted and so
-excited that the next time they tried to bump Hans their horns clashed,
-they stumbled and fell back, and in that moment Hans Zug climbed up out
-of reach.
-
-When he got to the top of the fence he lay down straddle of it, clinging
-with both hands and feet to the topmost bars for safety.
-
-"Hasenpfeffer and pretzels!" groaned poor Hans, panting for breath,
-while the big drops of sweat rolled off his cheeks. "Thunderclaps and
-sunstrokes! Oh, my poor trousers!"
-
-He had good reason to say that last, for the sharp horns of the two
-goats had ripped his trousers' legs until they were in shreds, and there
-were some sharp red marks on his legs, too. Billy Mischief and his
-mother only capered in joy. What did they care about poor Hans trying
-to get his breath on top of the fence? They were together, and together
-they were going to America!
-
-It was not long until the gate of the pen was opened and all the goats
-were driven out through a fenced runway across a fenced gangplank and
-through a wide, dark doorway into the hold of the cattle ship. Billy
-and his mother found themselves in a long, low compartment, dimly
-lighted by little round windows close under the ceiling. The goats were
-driven up to the forward end of the boat and put on both sides of the
-center aisle, behind strong, high bars. By this arrangement Billy and
-his mother were separated, in spite of all they could do to keep
-together, and could only stand close to the bars looking sorrowfully at
-each other across the aisle. They soon quit this, however, because of a
-new interest. Some surprising passengers came to join them. First, six
-big camels were driven in, two by two, and fenced off next to the goats;
-then a herd of small elephants followed these and then came a vast
-number, of snarling, growling animals in strong cages; lions and tigers
-and other fierce wild beasts. An American circus that had been
-traveling in Europe was on its way back home.
-
-At last the ship was loaded and began to move out of its slip toward the
-ocean. The wild animals had been nervous and noisy before, but as soon
-as the ship began to move they became still more excited. The elephants
-trumpeted, the tigers snarled, the hyenas set up their screeching cry,
-the lions roared. It was a perfect pandemonium of shrieks and howls and
-yells, and for the first time in his life Billy trembled with fear. It
-was not for long, however. Billy was a brave goat and a smart goat, and
-he knew that so long as those fierce animals stayed in their cages they
-could not hurt anything. The only thing that bothered him was that he
-remembered how he had broken out of his own crate in the railroad train.
-
-This was the worst trip Billy ever made. The animals were never quiet
-for more than a minute at a time. There would be a lull when none of
-them would make any noise, and Billy would lie down, hoping for a moment
-of rest. All at once some animal would grunt, the next one would
-grumble, the next one would growl, the next one would snarl, and by that
-time they would all be at it; then suddenly the hyenas would begin.
-Then one of the fiercer animals would begin to roar and the old hubbub
-would begin all over again, winding up always with the lions' deep and
-terrifying "Hough! Hough! Hough!"
-
-Billy got tired of it by-and-by, and thought that he would like to go
-away into some quiet corner and rest. A great many of the goats had
-been thinking the same thing, and one after another they had been trying
-the stout boards, some of them attempting to push them out or break them
-and some trying to pry them loose with their stout horns. None of them,
-however, had the patience and strength and determination of Billy, and
-at last, down in one corner, he found a board that did not seem so
-strongly fastened as the others, and on this board he began prying
-cautiously with his horns. Billy would pry carefully until he was
-tired, then lie down and rest a while, then go at it again. For nearly
-an hour he worked at it and at last he was rewarded by having the board
-come loose. He squeezed out through it and the board sprang back into
-place. Another goat tried to follow but he did not know the trick, and
-in place of pulling with his horns, pressed against the board, so Billy
-was the only one to get loose.
-
-Billy trotted between the long rows of animals, being very careful to
-keep in the exact center of the aisle and as far away from all of them
-as he could. One of the elephants reached out his long trunk and caught
-Billy by the tail, but it was only a playful nip, and, after jerking
-Billy back a little piece, the elephant let him go. Billy looked around
-at the big gray beast and saw by his twinkling eyes that it was only in
-fun, so, kicking up his heels, he trotted on with a friendly "baah!"
-The lions and tigers and the leopards snarled and howled at him as he
-went past, while the hyenas laughed--if the terrible noise they make can
-be called laughing.
-
-[Illustration: One of the elephants reached out his long trunk.]
-
-Down toward the middle of the ship was a steep stairway up to an open
-doorway that led out on the deck, and up this Billy climbed with ease.
-It was delightful, after that close, stuffy place, to stand on the cool,
-breeze-swept deck. The steamer was making good headway now and all
-around was the ocean; the shore was only a low, hazy line, away out
-there at the edge of the water. Billy was interested in the gaily
-colored circus wagons, some of which, crowded out of the lower hold,
-were grouped on the big, bare after-deck, and Billy did not notice,
-until up very close to him, that a big, fat man was leaning over the
-rail. It was Hans Zug, and although the ship was riding easy and the
-ocean was very calm, Hans was already beginning to feel very sorry that
-he had not staid on solid land.
-
-"Ach, I am so sick!" groaned poor Hans. "I wish I could die, yet! I
-should feel me so much better!"
-
-"Now it would be a kindness to cheer Hans up a little bit and make him
-forget his misery," thought Billy. Lowering his head and backing off a
-little way, he gave a run and bumped Hans a good one which he felt he
-still owed him for the whipping of the morning. He struck harder than he
-knew, and Hans, a big part of his heavy body already lying far out over
-the rail, got such a boost that he lost his balance and went bumping
-down the side of the ship into the water.
-
-"Man overboard!" shouted the first mate, who was up on the bridge, and
-immediately the ship was in great commotion. Sailors came tumbling up
-out of another stairway and Billy thought it was time for him to make
-himself scarce. He did not care to go back into the hold, so he ran in
-among the circus wagons and hid. The ship stopped and turned round. A
-small boat was hastily lowered and the sailors in it began rowing like
-mad to where Hans had gone down. Poor Hans did not know how to swim,
-but when a boy he had learned to float, and now, turning on his back, he
-kept his hands down to his sides and his face turned up. When the
-sailors got there with the row boat his fat round face was bobbing along
-above the little waves like a pumpkin in a pond.
-
-"Ach, those dear mountains at home!" wept Hans, when they pulled him
-into the boat. "How I should wish I was back in Switzerland again. I
-said it that I wanted to die, but it iss not, aindt it? Thank you,
-gentlemens! Thank you!"
-
-A little rope ladder was let down and Hans, all dripping, his clothes
-clinging around him and making him look like a wet balloon, climbed up
-on the deck.
-
-"Where is that fire and brimstone goat?" he cried, having now had time
-to get over his fright and his seasickness enough to be angry. "When I
-find him I throw him in all the ocean what iss! Yes!"
-
-Billy kept as still as he could, but one of the sailors saw his stubby
-tail and pointed him out. Then the chase began. Billy dashed around
-and around the deck with Hans and the sailors close after him, and at
-last, when they were almost upon him, he came to the open door of the
-hold. Seeing no other way to escape, he was about to dash down this and
-had already placed his forefeet on the topmost stair, when he saw two
-great greenish-yellow eyes close to him, staring up at him out of the
-dimness. One of the tigers had broken loose from his cage and had come
-slinking up the stairs, and Billy stood face to face with him!
-
-
-
-
- *CHAPTER VIII*
-
- *AN ENCOUNTER WITH THE TIGER*
-
-
-Billy felt his heart beat hard and fast, and for a moment his knees
-trembled under him. He backed slowly up to the solid deck and the great
-flaming eyes slowly crept up after him. Billy still backed away. The
-men who had been chasing him were now very close, but one of them saw
-the tiger's head coming up on the deck, and he yelled to the others, who
-immediately pressed back. As soon as he felt the firm deck floor under
-him and could see the animal's head as well as his eyes, Billy felt his
-courage coming back to him. He knew that he had to stand and fight. He
-felt that he could never run fast enough to get away from this powerful
-animal, and that before he could even turn and start to run the tiger
-would be upon him.
-
-Slowly Billy backed away with his sharp horns lowered, and slowly the
-tiger came out on the deck, crouched down until his body almost touched
-the boards, his tail, full of hard muscles, waving slowly like a red and
-yellow snake. The men were panic-stricken and scattered in all
-directions, seeking places of safety wherever they could find them.
-Poor Hans Zug was the slowest of all. In his fright he stumbled over
-his own feet and fell three times to his hands and knees in trying to
-get away, and then he tried to hide himself behind a slim iron rod that
-ran up from the deck to the bridge, for he was too much paralyzed with
-fear to pursue his hunt any further for some safe hiding-place.
-
-The tiger was not in a very big hurry about making his spring. He did
-not like the looks of Billy's horns, although he knew that he was much
-stronger and more powerful than the little white goat. Still they came
-on, Billy backing away and the tiger creeping toward him until they were
-almost where Hans Zug stood trembling so hard that his teeth chattered.
-Suddenly the tiger, with a swift spring, went up in the air, intending
-to jump clear over Billy's long horns and land upon his back, but Billy,
-himself as watchful and as careful as the tiger had been, sprang aside
-just as the tiger jumped, jerking his head sharply upward as the tiger
-went over him. One of his horns caught in the tiger's under side and
-ripped a big gash in him. Billy immediately sprang in the other
-direction, and the tiger, now fiercer than ever, wheeled quickly. This
-time his sharp claw caught Billy's shoulder as Billy jumped aside,
-tearing a big patch of Billy's hide loose. The pain staggered Billy and
-made him feel faint, but he knew it would never do to give up. The
-animal men now came running up from the rear hold, where some of the
-other animals were being fed, and one of them had a pistol, but the two
-animals were jumping about so swiftly that he could not be sure of
-shooting the tiger without shooting Billy, so he waited to see how the
-fight would turn out.
-
-Time after time the tiger tried to get hold of Billy, but the goat was
-too quick for him, though each time they met one or the other of them
-got a mark. At last Billy felt that he was nearly whipped. The two
-animals were now facing each other for another spring. The tiger, too,
-was suffering from the last hook that Billy had given him but he was
-fresher than the goat. Billy swayed on his feet. The light seemed to
-turn into darkness before his eyes and he felt as if he were sinking
-down, down on a soft bed, but he kept his head bent in the tiger's
-direction. He felt, rather than saw, the tiger spring once more, and in
-spite of his weakened condition he braced himself up and gave one more
-sharp, hard toss of his strong neck. His horn caught the tiger right
-behind the front shoulder blade and pressed deeply in. This time he had
-found a vital spot. The tiger rolled over on his side, and, after a
-quiver or two, lay still. He was dead, but Billy did not know it, for
-the brave little goat had sunk to the floor with the tiger and lay as
-motionless as his dead enemy. The animal men came running up first, the
-one with the revolver in front of the others. Holding his revolver
-pointed straight to where he knew it would reach the animal's heart, he
-approached as slowly and cautiously as a cat creeping up to a mouse
-hole, felt the tiger's side and pronounced him really dead. Two of the
-men dragged the tiger away and the others crowded around the poor goat.
-At first they thought that he too was dead, but when they examined him
-they found that his heart was still beating slowly. One of them ran to
-bring water and another to get bandages.
-
-When Billy woke up his wounds had been nicely washed, ointment had been
-applied to them, and bandages were carefully bound over them. The men
-were patting him gently and saying what a fine, brave goat he was and
-what a splendid fight he had made of it, and one big gruff voice, which
-Billy found out afterwards belonged to the captain, said:
-
-"Well, this goat is not to be tied up any more. He shall have the
-freedom of the ship."
-
-Billy moved his legs feebly and tried to get up, but not feeling quite
-strong enough yet, he sank back and found that his head was lying on
-somebody's knee. And now came the biggest surprise of all, for when
-Billy looked up to see who it was, here it was Hans Zug who was holding
-him!
-
-"Ach, such a fine little goat, yet," Hans was saying, patting Billy's
-neck gently, while the great tears rolled down his round cheeks. "Such
-a brave little goat, yet. Thunder weather! He can butt me overboard
-once again if he should to like it! Aindt it?"
-
-[Illustration: "WELL, OLD FELLOW, IF BROKEN BONES ARE ALL, WE CAN FIX
-THOSE."]
-
-Billy was the hero of the ship. It did not take him long to get well,
-and on the third day he was trotting around the deck as unconcerned as
-if he had never had a fight in his life. His bandages were off and only
-a little, red-edged scar on his shoulder remained to show how bravely he
-had fought the tiger. Hans Zug never was through praising him, but
-nevertheless, every time he went to speak to Billy he came toward him
-from behind, for Billy still had a way of shaking his head at him that
-made Hans feel like climbing a ladder. On the first day that he could
-go around unbandaged, nobody seemed to be able to pat Billy enough, but,
-true to his name, Billy could not long stay out of mischief.
-
-Soon tiring of pacing the long decks, he went below in the cook's galley
-and began to hunt for dainties. He had learned by this time that people
-were very curious about things to eat. When they saw a goat helping
-himself, something was almost sure to happen to the goat and he could
-not understand it. You see, he could not know that everything belonged
-to somebody. All that he knew about it was that if you saw anything you
-wanted, and was lucky enough or strong enough or quick enough to get it,
-it was all right. Accordingly, he watched the cook, and when the cook's
-back was turned Billy grabbed a fine, big bunch of celery and trotted
-off with it. When he got in a dark corner he ate it and it was so fine
-that he wanted more. He went back into the cook's galley but could not
-see any. Then he went into a little, dark room that opened into it and
-found himself in a place full of the nicest things to eat he had ever
-seen in one pile. There were carrots and radishes and peas and fine,
-crisp, tender lettuce and all sorts of green stuff which had been
-brought aboard for the captain's table. Billy ate until he could hold
-no more, and then he happened to think that his mother would like some
-of that nice celery, so he picked out an extra fine bunch and trotted
-off with it. No one saw him and he made his way down into the hold
-where his mother was crowded in the pen with the other goats. He gave
-her the celery and while she was eating it he told her all that had
-happened to him and how much the ship's crew thought of him, and how
-even Hans Zug had become his friend.
-
-"My, that was fine!" said his mother as she finished the last of me
-celery. "It is the nicest thing I have had to eat since we left home."
-
-"Ho!" said Billy. "That is nothing. We cabin passengers have some of
-the finest things in the world to eat. What you need now is a bunch of
-tender lettuce to finish off with, and I'll go get you some," and he
-hurried off, leaving his mother very proud of his rise in the world.
-
-Billy trotted boldly through the cook's galley, and the cook, who knew
-all about Billy's fight, tossed him some carrot tops as he passed.
-Billy was not at all hungry, but he ate the carrot tops just out of
-politeness, then he went on into the store room and picked out a nice
-big head of lettuce for his mother. He was just going out of the cook's
-galley with it when the cook turned round and saw him. Right away the
-cook forgot what a hero Billy was, and angry that Billy had taken some
-of his precious lettuce, cried:
-
-"Hey! Drop that, you bobtailed thief!" and threw a skillet at Billy.
-It hit the goat in the side with a thump, but Billy never stopped. He
-only ran on until he had gained the hold where his mother was and had
-given the nice, cool lettuce to her, when he turned round to hurry away.
-
-[Illustration: Threw a skillet at Billy.]
-
-"Wait a minute, Billy!" she called after him. "I want to talk to you."
-
-"I haven't got time," Billy called back over his shoulder. "I've got a
-little business with the cook."
-
-When Billy got back into the cook's galley, the cook was over in a
-corner reaching up for some baking powder that he kept on a high shelf.
-He was stretched out just right for a good bump and Billy gave it to
-him.
-
-"Great Scott!" cried the cook, and jumped up until his head bumped the
-shelf. He quickly turned around but Billy had backed off and now jumped
-for him again. This time the man put out his hands and caught Billy by
-the horns firmly enough to keep the bump Billy gave him in front from
-smashing him. Billy, however, jerked away and backed off for another
-bump, and the man, jumping up, grabbed the shelf with the foolish notion
-of climbing up out of range. He could not have been in a better position
-for another bump behind, so Billy gave him that one and he dropped loose
-from the shelf, yelling for help with all his might. In dropping, he
-turned around, and this time Billy landed with all his weight right in
-the middle of the man's appetite.
-
-By this time the cook had lost his head so that all he could do was to
-spread his arms and legs like an old-fashioned, jointed doll and yell
-for help. Several men came running down the ladder and the foremost one
-was Hans Zug with his whip. Hans had just been over to straighten out a
-fight in the goats' pen, and when he saw one of his goats butting the
-cook, he never stopped to think that it was the same Billy he had been
-petting and praising, so he hauled off and gave Billy a mighty slash
-with his sharp leather whip. Billy got through with the cook in a
-hurry!
-
-So Hans Zug, who had been following him around and patting him on the
-back and calling him nice goat and fine goat and brave goat, was ready
-to start in again, was he? Well, Billy would show him! Like a flash he
-wheeled and was after Hans.
-
-"Donnervetter!" cried Hans, and turned to run.
-
-The men who had followed him down the steps were in the way, however,
-and Hans ran square into them. A second later Billy ran into Hans with
-enough force to send him sprawling among the men, and four or five of
-them went to the floor grunting, with Hans on top. Before Billy could
-back off for another stroke Hans turned quickly and was just in time to
-grab Billy by the fore legs. At the same moment the cook caught Billy
-by the hind legs, and these two carried him upstairs to the deck.
-
-"Over he goes," yelled the angry cook.
-
-"Sure!" said Hans. "He done it to me. Ein! swei! drei!"
-
-As Hans counted his one, two, three in German, they gave three mighty
-swings, and with the last one they let go.
-
-Splash! went Billy into the sea!
-
-
-
-
- *CHAPTER IX*
-
- *ALONE IN AN OCEAN STORM*
-
-
-Poor Billy! Once more he had lost his mother! He looked for the ship
-to turn round and send out a boat as it had done when Hans fell
-overboard, but it did nothing of the sort. Instead, it steamed straight
-ahead. In the excitement nobody had noticed that Billy had been thrown
-into the water.
-
-The cook got a life preserver and threw it over after Billy, thinking it
-a good joke, then the cook went below and Hans stood at the stern
-railing shaking his fist at the poor goat. Billy swam as long and as
-hard after the boat as he could, but it was no use; he could not begin
-to keep up with its great speed. Presently, however, he came to where
-the life preserver floated. It was a big circular one and Billy put his
-front paws upon it. His weight made it tip on edge and Billy was
-surprised and delighted to find that it held him up in the water, making
-the work of swimming much easier. In trying to get his legs further into
-it he slipped once or twice, but finally in his struggles his head and
-horns went through it, and, after swimming and wriggling a little bit,
-he got his front shoulders through and there it clung round him, holding
-him up splendidly. It was too small to pass backwards over his body, and
-it could not get off over his head on account of Billy's horns.
-
-It was a lucky thing for Billy that this happened, for that night a
-terrific storm came up. The wind shrieked and howled, the lightnings
-glared, the thunders rolled, and great foam-capped waves, some of them
-nearly as high as a house, broke over Billy, one after another, nearly
-drowning him and sometimes almost crushing him by their weight.
-
-In all his life Billy had never passed such a terrific night as this,
-but through it all the big life preserver held him up and carried him
-safely through. Many times there seemed to come a lull in the storm and
-Billy began to breathe easier, thinking that he would get a little rest,
-but the storm would break out again with new fury each time, until, when
-morning came, the poor goat was battered and bruised and nearly dead.
-With the dawn, however, the storm calmed down. The skies began to
-clear, the waves grew smaller, and the wind, shifting by-and-by to the
-opposite direction from that in which it had been blowing all night,
-beat back the waves and smoothed them down until by ten o'clock the
-ocean was quiet, only ruffled by gentle swells over which Billy and his
-life preserver bobbed in comfort, although he was very tired and
-beginning to get hungry.
-
-Ever since the sky had cleared he had seen smoke away off where sea and
-sky seemed to join. Billy knew what smoke meant. Wherever there was
-smoke there were people, and wherever there were people there was food,
-so he started toward it, swimming a little bit and resting a long while
-between times. The smoke grew blacker and presently he saw a little
-speck under the smoke. It grew larger and larger, and by-and-by he was
-able to make out that it was a big ship coming in his direction. Poor
-Billy swam harder than ever then, and fortunately for him the ship was
-coming almost straight toward him. Still more fortunately, the captain,
-sweeping the sea with his glass, made out the life preserver holding up
-something white, and immediately thought it must be a woman in a white
-dress. He altered the direction of the ship slightly so that it came
-nearer to Billy, and had ordered a boat to be lowered before he made out
-that it was only a goat, otherwise he might have passed on by. The
-boat, however, was already lowered, so he let it go.
-
-[Illustration: The ship was coming almost straight toward him.]
-
-The ship was a big passenger steamer, and by this time scores of
-passengers were thronging to the rails to see what the excitement was
-all about, and when the boat was drawn up, Billy, a comical looking
-sight with his big life preserver around him, was placed on the deck. A
-boy among the passengers at once ran forward with a shout.
-
-"Why, it's my Billy goat!" he cried. "Papa, come and look! See the
-singe marks on his back?"
-
-Billy "baahed" joyfully. He rather liked Frank and was very glad that
-he had found a friend. The captain himself, interested and amused, had
-joined the crowd by this time.
-
-"Your goat?" he asked Frank, in amazement. "Do you always keep your
-goats out at sea in life preservers?"
-
-"Not always," laughed Frank. "In fact, this is the only goat I have.
-We lost him in Havre. The last I saw of him he was tied to the back of
-our carriage with a rope. When we got down to the wharf he was gone.
-Then we went down to Cherbourg, where papa had some business, caught
-your ship the next day and here we are. How Billy ever got here from
-Havre, I don't know, but here he is and he's my goat."
-
-"Well, according to the law of the sea," said the captain with a twinkle
-in his eye, "he is salvage now and belongs to the men there who picked
-him up. Of course I have a share in the salvage too, but I'll take a
-cigar for mine."
-
-Mr. Brown, laughing, gave him the cigar and then gave the sailors some
-money, and Billy was taken below to a large, white, clean room where
-some fine blooded horses were hitched in roomy stalls. Here he was
-given a big bowl of warm milk and a bed of clean straw, both of which he
-was very glad to get. As soon as he had drunk the bowl of milk, he felt
-so good and warm that he lay down and went sound asleep.
-
-When Billy woke up he saw something that made him gasp with surprise,
-and at first he thought he must be dreaming. Right beside him, sleeping
-peacefully, an empty bowl that had contained milk just in front of it,
-lay another goat. It was his mother! Billy was so overjoyed that he
-did not know what to do. He licked her face gently and when she opened
-her eyes he capered around till the horses in the stalls near by thought
-that he must have gone crazy. Billy's mother was no less happy and when
-they had calmed down Billy told her how Hans Zug had thrown him
-overboard, how he had suffered through the storm and how the ship had
-picked him up.
-
-"You were lucky, I guess, that he threw you over," said his mother. "We
-got into that same terrible storm and our ship struck upon the rocks and
-broke to pieces. I do not know what became of the other goats or of
-Hans Zug. Of course all the circus animals in the cages went down. I
-was swimming about in the water when some sailors in a boat grabbed me
-and took me with them. They said that they had not had time to get
-provisions and that they might have to eat me. I would have jumped
-overboard when I heard this but they had already forced me under one of
-the seats in such a way that I could not scramble out. The storm was
-still upon us and the waves spun us around like a top, and two or three
-times we thought we were gone. By morning, however, the storm calmed
-down and we were safe, although some of the men had been swept overboard
-by the big waves that broke over us. All day long we drifted about. One
-of the men had brought along a box of crackers and another one had got
-some dried beef. A keg of water was already in the boat so that there
-was nearly enough for everybody for breakfast, and when the noonday meal
-came, one of the men wanted to kill me, but the others would not let
-him. They wanted to save me, they said, until the next day. It was
-nearly dusk when this ship saw us and stopped to take us on board. If
-this ship had missed us I suppose that to-night would have been my
-last."
-
-Billy shuddered.
-
-"Well," said he, "at any rate we are together again, and this time I
-suppose that we will stay together. If you are rested enough come on
-and let us look around the ship."
-
-First the two goats trotted side by side past the big clean stalls of
-the horses and all around the room they were in, then they made their
-way to the stairway that led up to the deck. They were about to climb
-this when Billy spied the open door of a little closet, scarcely large
-enough to put his head in. Full of curiosity, he went up to it and
-stuck his nose inside.
-
-"Oh, come here, mother!" he suddenly cried. "Here is a rope with a very
-strange taste. I had some of it in a big hotel in Bern and I did not
-care for it very much, but it has such a queer taste that you must eat
-some of it."
-
-The rope Billy meant was not exactly like the ones he had chewed in
-Bern, for those were single big wires with a covering to keep them from
-touching. This rope in the little closet was not a solid one but was a
-big bundle of tiny wires, each one covered with a queer tasting sheath.
-The wires ran from the pilot's room and the captain's room to the
-engineer's room and to the other working rooms of the ship, and, by the
-use of little push buttons were intended to direct the movements of the
-mighty floating palace.
-
-"Why, this is quite a treat," said Billy's mother, taking a big bundle
-of the wires in her mouth. Another little closet just like this one
-stood alongside of it and Billy saw that the door of this was also
-slightly ajar. He pushed it open with his nose, and inside he found
-another bundle of wires. These ran from the passengers' cabins to the
-steward's cabin, and the electrician had just been fixing them,
-carelessly leaving the doors unfastened.
-
-"Why, here's another bundle! I'll try some of them myself," remarked
-Billy, so both the goats got to work at once.
-
-Billy's mother had only chewed at her rope of wires a little while when
-the coverings began to come off and the wires to touch. Instantly things
-began to happen. The first wires that touched gave the engineer a
-signal to stop and instantly the mighty ship began to slow up. Within a
-short time it had come almost to a standstill and the first mate, up in
-the pilot room, immediately took down his telephone and called up the
-engineer.
-
-"What's the matter?" he asked.
-
-"Nothing, sir," said the engineer. "You gave the signal to stop and we
-stopped."
-
-"I did no such thing," said the mate. "At any rate, start up again and
-we'll investigate."
-
-Just then came another signal, and with a great jangling of bells the
-big engines began to turn and the ship wheeled square around. There was
-another jangling of bells, and, shaking with the force of the mighty
-engines, the ship began to pick up speed, headed straight back for
-France. Again the first mate called up the engineer.
-
-"What are you doing?" he asked. "Are you crazy? Why have you tacked
-about?"
-
-"Had orders, sir," said the engineer.
-
-"You lay her northwest by north at once. Put the second engineer in
-charge and report to me immediately."
-
-"Aye, aye, sir," said the engineer and started up to present himself to
-the first mate.
-
-The ship was swung back on her proper course and had gone straight a
-little way, when all at once the whistles began to blow and bells to
-ring, and with this the captain came running up to the pilot room. The
-first mate already had his telephone off the hook and was screaming down
-to the engineer.
-
-"What are you doing, sir?" he demanded. "I thought I told you to report
-to me at once!"
-
-"This is the second engineer, sir," repeated the voice. "The chief
-engineer has just gone up to report to you, sir."
-
-"Well, why did you blow a landing whistle out here in mid-ocean? Can't
-you obey orders? Are you crazy, too? Are you all crazy?"
-
-"I had the signal and obeyed orders, sir," said the second engineer.
-
-By that time the captain came bursting into the pilot room, while Billy
-Mischief and his mother were chewing wires.
-
-"Are you a plum idiot?" demanded the captain. "Can't you be left in
-charge of this ship? Have you been drinking? First you stopped the
-ship, then you put back for France, then you turn again, and now you
-blow a landing whistle."
-
-At that moment the fog horn began to sound, although the sea was almost
-as bright as day with a round moon shining overhead and the stars
-studded thick in the sky.
-
-The captain himself grabbed the telephone.
-
-"I want to know who's doing all this!" he demanded. "Who's in charge
-there?"
-
-"I am, sir; the second engineer," answered the voice.
-
-"Put your assistant in charge and report to me in the pilot room at
-once."
-
-Just then the chief engineer came in.
-
-"What does all this mean?" roared the captain.
-
-"I don't know, sir," said the engineer. "I got signals to stop, then to
-put about, then to come back on the course, all of which I did."
-
-"I don't want you to attempt to put this on to me," said the mate. "I
-haven't touched a button for an hour. There has been no necessity. We
-have been going straight on our course."
-
-[Illustration: "SHAKE HANDS," SAID BOBBY.]
-
-All this while the steward had been going nearly crazy. The bells were
-ringing from every cabin on the ship, and the waiters were running about
-the place like mad. First one bell, then another would ring, and always
-when the waiters went to those cabins they were told that nothing was
-wanted and were abused for waking people up. That part of it was Billy
-Mischief's work and he did as much to put the ship in an uproar as had
-his mother. The sound of the fog horn and the stopping and starting of
-the ship, the whistling and the clanging of the bells, kept everybody
-awake that had been awakened by the waiters, and hastily throwing on
-clothing, the passengers began to hurry out on to the decks to find out
-what was the matter.
-
-The steward came hunting the captain, right after the second engineer.
-
-"This ship is bewitched," he cried, wringing his hands, and he told the
-captain of all the trouble he was having with false alarms.
-
-Everybody looked at everybody else as if they thought that the others
-had all better be in the asylum, and it was just at that moment that
-Billy Mischief, down in the hold, turned to his mother and said:
-
-"Oh, come on! I don't like this stuff very well, anyhow," and leaving
-the little closets to themselves, they trotted innocently upstairs not
-knowing all the trouble they had made.
-
-
-
-
- *CHAPTER X*
-
- *THE GOATS BECOME A FIERY DRAGON*
-
-
-Not stopping on the lower deck, they went on up until they reached the
-main saloon deck. It was ever so much wider and nicer than the deck of
-the cattle ship, and just now it was crowded with passengers who had
-hastily dressed themselves and had come out on deck to see what was the
-matter with the ship and its queer actions.
-
-"Oh, there's my goat!" said a boy who was standing at the rail just at
-the head of the stairway.
-
-It was Frank Brown and, walking up to Billy, he patted him on the neck.
-A bright faced young man who was with Frank also stooped over and patted
-Billy.
-
-"Whose goat is this other one?" he asked, turning to pat Billy's mother,
-who, being jealous like most animals, crowded up to get her share of the
-attention.
-
-"I don't know," said Frank. "It was picked up from a wreck; but the two
-goats seem to be very chummy."
-
-Frank was looking along the deck at the long row of excitable
-passengers, and suddenly he began to laugh.
-
-"I wish we could play some sort of a trick on all these people," he
-said.
-
-The young man's face lit up with a smile as he gazed at the nervous and
-worried looking passengers, then all at once he laughed aloud.
-
-"I've got it!" he cried. "Bring your goats and come into my cabin
-quickly. It's just inside here."
-
-So Billy, willingly enough, was led by the horns into the young man's
-cabin, and his mother followed after. As soon as they had reached the
-cabin the young man rang the bell, and when the waiter came to him the
-young man gave him a check and sent him after a trunk which was soon
-brought up. Opening it, the young man took out an enormous dragon's
-head made of papier mache and painted in bright colors. It was a fierce
-looking head and almost filled the trunk. It had a great, double row of
-gleaming white teeth, red lips, a red tongue that worked out and in,
-immense saucer-like eyes and winged ears, while a "scary" looking spine
-started from the top of its nose and arched high over its neck. The
-balance of the trunk was filled with a long, thin, sack-like arrangement
-which was painted green and red and yellow, and which was to represent
-the dragon's body.
-
-"You know I told you," said the young man, "that I am the property man
-of a big spectacular show company, and this is a new dragon that I have
-just had made. It is intended for men to get inside of to walk it
-across the stage. We'll put the goats in it and start them along the
-deck, and then we'll see some fun."
-
-Neither Billy nor his mother wanted to get inside that strange looking
-thing, but the two boys suddenly slipped the big head over Billy and
-there was no way for him to get out. Then, catching Billy's mother by
-the horns, they dragged her to the second slit and put her inside. The
-young man quickly straightened up the ridges and the long, scalloped,
-folding side fins of the body, while Frank held the head tightly and let
-the goats prance inside. The young man opened the door and looked out.
-The passageway was clear and they soon gained the deck. The young man
-lit a match and stooped down for a moment. Instantly the big eyes were
-lit up with red. Red flames came out of the tip of the tongue and smoke
-rolled out of the nostrils.
-
-They headed the dragon up the deck before anybody noticed it, and as
-soon as the goats were let go they started to run in their efforts to
-get away from this heavy, dark thing that surrounded them. The young
-man put his hands to his mouth, and making a megaphone of them, gave a
-tremendous roar. Instantly everybody looked, and when they saw this
-great, red-eyed and fire-breathing monster coming toward them there was
-a grand scamper. A great many of the passengers thought that a sea
-serpent had got aboard and they did not care to see it any closer. Away
-they went, making as much noise as a Sunday school picnic, with the
-fiery dragon right after them. Around and around the deck they chased
-and the two poor goats were as scared as any of the women on board.
-
-It had been twice around the deck when the red powder that the young man
-had lighted in its tongue began to die out, so the young man grabbed it
-just as it passed the place where they had started it off and, quickly
-turning it in toward his cabin, was struggling with the now thoroughly
-frightened goats. He got the dragon safely into his room, but, as soon
-as it was lifted off of Billy and his mother, those frightened goats
-made a dash for the door and out on deck. Their only idea was to run as
-fast as they could to get away from that dreadful thing, so when the
-passengers saw them coming, they thought that some other sort of a
-monster was loose and they began to run again. Some of the men stopped
-to see what it was, however, and more than one of them had his revolver
-in his hand ready to shoot. One of them, in fact, had his finger on the
-trigger and was going to pull it when another man suddenly called out:
-
-"Wait a minute! They're only goats."
-
-The men caught the goats as they were struggling to get through and the
-captain, who had been everywhere trying to stop the panic, now came up.
-The second mate came up also, and when he saw the two goats he was very
-angry and called one of his men.
-
-"Here," said he, "take these animals down where they belong and tie them
-up with wires or chains so that they can't gnaw themselves loose. If I
-see them again before we get to New York there's going to be trouble for
-somebody."
-
-So Billy and his mother, their fun all over, were taken back down in the
-hold and tied up tightly, and it was the last time they got loose until
-they landed in America.
-
-"At any rate," said Billy's mother, "we are together."
-
-"I don't know how we can stay together, though," said Billy, shaking his
-head. "I belong to Frank Brown and, so far as I can tell, you don't
-belong to anybody. If you only did, maybe Mr. Brown would buy you,
-although I don't believe he wants any more."
-
-And Billy was right about Mr. Brown's not wanting any more goats.
-
-The day they landed Frank Brown went to claim his goat. Billy and his
-mother were still together, but as Frank was about to take Billy away a
-woe-begone looking little fat man came rushing up.
-
-"Those should been my goats yet!" he exclaimed.
-
-"Your goats?" said Mr. Brown, rather angrily. "Why, man, that one with
-the singed spots on his back we have just brought over with us from
-France."
-
-"It makes me nothing out!" exclaimed the man. "They should been my
-goats! I know them both like it was mine own brother and sister, yes!
-I know the biggest one by such a black spot on her forehead and the
-other one by such singed places like vat iss on his back. So! I should
-bring them both over from Havre, and our ship got such a wreckness in
-the big thunder weather, and Ach, I could cry mit weeping. My name is
-Hans Zug and I am a poor man. Yes! I had more as two hundred goats and
-these two is all what I got now, and if you take them away I don't got
-any. No!"
-
-One of the sailors from the cattleship who had been taken on board with
-Billy's mother came up just then and said that Hans was telling the
-truth. Mr. Brown looked perplexed.
-
-"It's true," he said, "that we got this goat out of the ocean. It is
-scarcely possible that two goats should be burned exactly alike and this
-one either slipped loose from our carriage in Havre or was taken away
-from us there by this man. I have already paid twice for it; once in
-Europe, once on the ocean, and now I am expected to pay for him a third
-time in America. Frank, get your goat and come on!"
-
-Poor Hans did not know what to say or do. Mr. Brown was evidently rich
-and powerful and Hans was afraid he might get himself into trouble. He
-looked so miserable, however, that Mr. Brown relented, and taking out
-his pocket-book, handed Hans some money.
-
-"Here," he said, "I'll buy this goat again and then I'll be tempted to
-hire somebody to hang it, only I'm afraid some butcher would sell it to
-me a fourth time for mutton."
-
-Frank giggled at this and his father, too, cleared up his anger in a
-laugh. Then Billy, in spite of all his mother's bleatings, was led away
-from her. Within an hour he was put in a baggage car of a train for the
-West where the Browns lived. This time he was not crated, but was tied
-to a ring with a stout rope.
-
-Up to the time that the train began to start he struggled and pulled,
-hoping to get away and run back to join his mother, but it was no use.
-The train pulled out, and every minute Billy was carried farther and
-farther away from the one goat in the world that was dear to him. He
-was a very sad goat and he would have been sadder still if he had known
-that his real misfortunes had only begun. All through that afternoon he
-chewed at the stout rope, trying to get it loose, and all that night
-whenever he woke up he began to gnaw at it, not knowing, of course, how
-far he was being carried away, nor how impossible it would be for him
-ever to get back to New York, over hundreds of miles of ground, across
-rivers, through tunnels and over ferries, or even find his mother if he
-ever did reach New York City.
-
-By morning he had his rope nearly gnawed through. Not long after
-daylight the train stopped at a little station and the baggage doors on
-both sides of the car were standing open when the train pulled out.
-Billy gave a tug at his rope and then another one. It came loose, and,
-giving a short run, he jumped out of the door. The train by this time
-was going at a good speed, and Billy landed in the gravel of a steep
-embankment, rolling over and over. After the train went on he lay quite
-still, for he had fainted. Poor Billy had broken a leg.
-
-[Illustration: Poor Billy had broken a leg.]
-
-After a long time he crawled painfully up to the country road that
-crossed the railroad track and led into the village they had just
-passed. He dragged himself along this road quite a way toward the
-village, but the pain was too great for him to continue very far, so
-presently he crawled to the side of the road and lay down in the cool
-grass. He tried to nibble a bit at this but he was too sick, and
-finally he stretched himself out and closed his eyes. More and more,
-now, he missed his mother, and felt that if she could only be there to
-lick his wounds his leg would get well again, but now he felt that there
-was no hope for him. All he could do was to close his eyes and die.
-
-
-
-
- *CHAPTER XI*
-
- *BILLY JOINS A HAPPY FAMILY*
-
-
-Whoa!" cried a brisk, cheery voice.
-
-Billy slowly opened his eyes. There on the road above him a pretty
-Shetland pony stopped suddenly and shook his saucy looking head, while a
-boy a little bigger than Frank Brown jumped down from a little cart full
-of grass and ran to the pony's head.
-
-"Now stand still, Dandy, till we see whether our friend here by the
-roadside needs any help," went on the boy. "It's a fine looking goat,
-Dandy, but he looks sick."
-
-Dandy danced his front feet up and down and rubbed his nose
-affectionately against the boy's neck, while a beautiful collie came
-rushing up and capered and danced around them both, giving little,
-short, sharp, playful barks.
-
-"Steady now, King, steady," said the boy. "That's no way to make a
-noise when there are sick people around. Behave yourself," and patting
-the dog's silken coat with a hearty thump, he turned to see what he
-could do for Billy.
-
-The dog reached the goat first and Billy shivered as he felt the dog's
-muzzle touch him. He jerked his head and began to gather his limbs to
-get up and defend himself, when the dog whined a little and he felt that
-the touch was a friendly one.
-
-"Why, you poor goat!" said the boy, as he saw the bruised and bleeding
-leg. "I wonder how you ever broke such a pretty, fine limb as that.
-Well, old fellow, if broken bones are all, we can fix those."
-
-He passed his hand gently down Billy's neck to his fore flanks, where it
-rested for a moment. Billy felt better right away. He liked this young
-fellow. He had never heard a voice or felt a touch that seemed to do
-him so much good. A tiny little stream ran across the road not far
-ahead, and, taking a bright little pail from his cart, the boy ran to
-this stream and came back with some water. He carefully bathed Billy's
-leg with his handkerchief and then, wetting the handkerchief thoroughly,
-he tied it around Billy's leg.
-
-"That will do for a little bit," said the boy, "and now we will just
-take you right home and fix you up properly."
-
-He stooped down to pick Billy up, and Billy, just as the pony had done
-to the boy's neck, rested his nose affectionately on the boy's bare arm.
-They were strong arms, too, and with but very little trouble they lifted
-Billy up and laid him in the cart on the bed of soft, springy grass,
-King barking joyous circles around them all the way.
-
-"It's lucky for you, old fellow," said the boy, as he gave Billy a light
-pat and climbed back to his seat, "that I happened to be out cutting
-some feed for my pets."
-
-The dog, King, sprang up on the seat beside the boy and sat there
-looking as grave as an owl.
-
-"Get up, you Dandy!" said the boy.
-
-The saucy little pony stopped to prance for just a minute to show how
-good he felt, and then away he darted. The road was smooth, the little
-cart was supplied with good springs and the grass kept off the jar still
-more, so that the ride was a very easy one. Just at the outskirts of
-the village the boy sprang down again and opened a wide gate. Billy
-raised up his head a little to look after this splendid fellow. He wore
-a gray sweater, a pair of overalls, and a straw hat, and he was in his
-bare feet. His nose tilted up a little at the end and his face was all
-covered with freckles, but he was tall and straight, his yellow hair
-curled from under his hat and his blue eyes were bright and kind, and
-Billy thought he had never seen any human being in this world so fine
-and handsome. As soon as the gate was opened, the busy little pony
-darted through it and, without a word from the boy, stopped until his
-driver could close the gate and take his place again. Two other dogs
-came running down to meet them.
-
-"Hello, Curly! Hello, Spot!" called the boy, and he patted each of the
-dogs on the head before he climbed back up on his seat and took the
-reins.
-
-Back a little way from the road sat a small, white house with green
-vines and bright red flowers clambering all over the wide front porch.
-The ground in front of the house was glowing with flower beds;
-everything looked neat and clean, and as if happy, contented people
-lived there. The road from the gate led right past this house, and back
-by the kitchen the boy stopped with a "Whoa!" A pleasant looking woman
-came out of the kitchen door, and in her hands she held up a cooky.
-
-"Just out of the oven, Bobby boy," she said, and came up to the wagon to
-hand it to him. He reached down and patted her cheek and with the same
-hand took the hot cooky.
-
-"Look in the wagon, mother," he said smiling.
-
-"Well, Bob Sanders!" she cried. "Another animal! I don't know what
-your father will say."
-
-"Oh, but look, mother!" said the boy, turning round to show her. "I
-picked him up at the side of the road and see, he has broken a leg."
-
-"Oh, the poor goat!" said Mrs. Sanders, her voice as full of sympathy as
-Bobby's own. Billy liked her voice too. The sound of it seemed to do
-him good in the same way that Bobby's voice had. "I'll go right in and
-get him some milk," she added.
-
-"No, I'd rather you wouldn't, mother," said Bobby. "I'll give him a
-drink of water out at the barn, but I don't want him to eat anything
-just now. I have got to set that leg and it's likely to be very painful
-for him. If he ate anything it might make him very sick. After it is
-all through, I'll make him a little mash and feed it to him."
-
-"All right, Bobby, you know best," said his mother, and she stood there
-watching them until Bobby and his wagon had disappeared through the
-gates of the barnyard and behind the barn.
-
-When Bobby jumped out of the wagon, chickens came squawking and running
-to him, and clustered around his feet so he could hardly walk without
-stepping on them; down from the gable of the barn whirred some pigeons,
-which circled about his head and one of them lit on each shoulder, while
-another one tumbled off in trying to get a foothold. Bobby laughed,
-and, stooping down, stroked the feathers of some of the chickens and
-then he reached up and took one of the pigeons in each hand.
-
-"Go, Flash! Go, Rocket," he called, pitching each one of them into the
-air as he spoke, and after circling about him they flew back to their
-perch under the eaves of the barn while Bobby unhitched Dandy.
-
-No sooner was that surprising pony unhitched than he ran back to the
-pump. There was a little water standing in the bucket under the spout,
-but Dandy upset this at once, and then turned the bucket right side up
-again with his nose. There was a leather loop nailed firmly to the pump
-handle and, gripping this with his teeth, Dandy jerked his head up and
-down until he had pumped a bucket of water, which he drank with great
-relish. Then he trotted into the barn where Bobby presently carried the
-goat.
-
-He gave Billy a drink of cool, fresh water and then, after preparing
-splints and bandages and getting everything ready, he set the broken
-bone in Billy's leg with cool, firm hands. Poor Billy! It hurt him far
-worse than it had hurt to break his leg, but after Bobby had put some
-ointment on the leg and wrapped it up in soft bandages and had bound the
-stiff boards on it to keep it firm while the bone was healing, it felt a
-great deal better. Billy's bed was made of some sweet smelling hay
-right in front of Dandy's stall, just where a cool breeze could blow
-across him, and after Bobby had gone away, Billy closed his eyes in
-comfort. Next to being back on Farmer Klausen's farm with his own
-mother, this was the nicest place he had ever been in his life.
-
-After a long nap, Billy woke up to find Dandy clattering into his stall.
-
-[Illustration: After a long nap, Billy woke up.]
-
-"Whew, but I'm hot!" said Dandy. "How do you feel?"
-
-"Pretty good," said Billy, "only my leg does throb and hurt."
-
-"No doubt," replied Dandy. "I know when Queen had her leg broken she
-told me how it hurt her. You must get around and see Queen and her
-babies as soon as you are able, although I expect by that time they will
-be in here, tumbling around you. They are the cutest little puppies I
-ever saw in my life."
-
-"I shall be glad to," said Billy, "but just now I'm only thinking about
-one thing. I'm hungry."
-
-"That's good," laughed Dandy, "you'll get something to eat all right.
-Nobody stays hungry around here. Bobby will be here with something to
-eat soon. He's the best boy in the world. As soon as you get well
-enough, he'll teach you to do tricks."
-
-"Tricks?" said Billy in surprise. "I never heard of them. What are
-they?"
-
-"Oh, you'll find out," said Dandy. "I can do a few of them myself. I
-can waltz on my hind legs, and stand on my head, and roll a barrel, and
-now I'm learning to stand on a globe and roll it backwards and
-forwards."
-
-"My, but you are smart!" said Billy. "And does he ever whip you if you
-don't do them right?"
-
-Dandy laughed and tossed his head.
-
-"No indeed!" said he. "Bobby never had a whip in his hand. We're all of
-us glad to do anything he tells us."
-
-"If you know how, stupid," croaked a new voice, and Billy looked up to
-see a tame black crow sitting in the window.
-
-"Stupid yourself, Tarwings," said the pony, but it was in a friendly
-tone.
-
-"You must have good times here," said Billy, sighing as he thought of
-all the places of trouble he had seen in his travels.
-
-"We do," replied Dandy. "Of course it isn't all play. Now I just came
-in from hoeing the corn."
-
-"You mean that Bobby hoed the corn while you pulled the hoe," croaked
-the crow. "Don't mind what he says, Mr. Goat. He'll make you think
-that he does it all around here," and then, laughing hoarsely, the crow
-flapped his wings and flew away.
-
-Dandy laughed heartily.
-
-"He thinks he's a great mischief maker, but nobody gets angry at what he
-says. He doesn't mean a bit of harm by it."
-
-Just then Bobby came in with a pail of warm mash for Billy. The goat
-hardly knew whether he liked it at the first taste, but as he ate more
-of it and felt it warming him up inside, he began to realize how good it
-was, and after he had eaten all that Bobby thought it wise for him to
-have just then, he lay very contented and lazy while Bobby rubbed
-Dandy's smooth coat with a cloth.
-
-Later in the evening a pretty, little red and white cow came into the
-barn and turned into her stall beside Dandy's. She was properly
-introduced to Billy, and the crow made so much fun of their politeness
-that he laughed until he fell out of the window, where he lay on the hay
-with his legs sticking up until he was quite through cackling.
-
-"Yes, I heard all about your case," said Tiny, the cow. "King came out
-in the pasture to tell me about it. You were very unfortunate, but
-after all you were very lucky that you got to come here, where nobody
-ever even gets cross."
-
-A sharp yelp behind her heels made Tiny jump half out of her hide, and
-then King, laughing at the trick he had played on her, sprang from
-behind her and over her stall to inquire about Billy. It seemed strange
-to Billy to have a dog come near him without getting ready for a fight,
-and he could not get over the surprise of being in a place where
-everybody seemed to get along so nicely. He could not understand it at
-all until Bobby came in again, and then he reflected that all these
-animals were simply trained to the kindness and gentleness that was in
-their master. Before he went to sleep that night Billy had some more
-mash and a few tender mustard plants to eat, and he slept like a top
-until morning.
-
-Those were tiresome days for Billy. He did long to get out and play
-with the other animals, but he knew that he must first let his leg heal,
-so he stood it as patiently as he could. Bobby came to see him at least
-two or three times a day and rebandaged his leg as often as was needed.
-The leg healed rapidly, and at last Bobby said one morning:
-
-"Well, old fellow, be good two more days to make sure and we'll let you
-out."
-
-Those were the most welcome words that Billy had heard in a long time,
-and he licked Bobby's hand for saying them. After Bobby went away he
-began to wonder how he should put in those two long, long days, but
-before he had time to fret about it he heard a whole chorus of little
-yelps, and here came Bobby with King and Queen and half a dozen pretty
-baby collies.
-
-"Here, old fellow," said Bobby, "I brought you some playmates. Introduce
-them, King, and amuse our friend Billy all you can." Bobby took Dandy
-from his stall to hitch him up and go into the village for some lumber,
-leaving Billy in good company. Such puppies as those were! They nipped
-at him, they pulled his tail, they clawed his beard, they hung on his
-horns, they sprawled all over him and came tumbling down on all sides,
-little, awkward, white and brown bunches of down. There was no chance
-for Billy to get blue or fretful, for those puppies kept him laughing
-all the time. Their awkward antics would have made anyone laugh. For
-the two whole days that Billy had to stay bandaged up for safety's sake,
-those puppies kept him amused, and when on the third day his splints
-were taken off and he was allowed to walk out-doors with only a cloth
-bandage wrapped around his leg, the puppies scampered out after him.
-
-Billy blinked his eyes when he got out-doors again.
-
-My, what a fresh, pretty, green world this was, to be sure! How good it
-was to be alive! How good it was to be in such a fine home as this!
-
-
-
-
- *CHAPTER XII*
-
- *BILLY EARNS HIS NAME*
-
-
-The first day Billy was allowed to walk around for only an hour. The
-second day he was allowed out for two hours, and by the end of that week
-he was turned loose without a bandage of any sort on his leg, as well as
-ever. And how he did enjoy his freedom! He had all the chickens to get
-acquainted with, including the two little black bantam roosters, Spunk
-and Saucebox, who would jump up on Bobby's finger and crow whenever they
-were told to do so. A dozen pigeons he had to meet, and four dogs--a
-pair of pointers, Ponto and Patty, and a pair of greyhounds, Hurricane
-and Lightning,--none of which had been in the barn to see him while he
-was sick.
-
-It was while he was meeting all these new friends that he felt something
-suddenly swoop on his head, just between his horns, while something
-sharp dug into his hair. The other animals to whom he had been talking
-began to laugh and a hoarse voice from between his horns joined in the
-merriment. Then Billy knew that Tarwings was taking one of his
-surprising ways of saying good morning.
-
-"Of all the animals here you're the only one that hasn't given me a
-ride," said Tarwings, "and now I think I'll take it. Get up!" He
-grabbed his beak into the hair on Billy's forehead and spread his
-jet-black wings.
-
-"Oho!" said Billy, "I'll give you a ride you won't like." So he started
-forward, but all at once lay down and rolled over. Tarwings was too
-quick for him, however, for as Billy went over he flew up in the air a
-foot or two, and as Billy came back on his feet there was the crow
-again, holding tight with beak and talons, and laughing more than ever.
-The pony and the cow were both loose in the barnyard and they enjoyed
-the joke on Billy as much as the dogs or the chickens or pigeons. Billy
-was the only one in the barnyard who did not seem to see the fun. His
-next attempt to get rid of Tarwings was to run straight at the fence and
-butt it, but once more the crow was too quick, and Billy only got a hard
-bump for his pains, while the crow settled down on his head again.
-
-"You're the best of all," laughed the crow. "You put so much more
-spirit and spunk into your work. I believe I'll ride with you always
-after this."
-
-"All right," said Billy, "this time I'll give you a good ride." So
-Billy began to go in a circle around and around the barnyard. All the
-time he had his eye on a thick clump of gooseberry bushes over in one
-corner, and as he ran he gradually widened the circle until one trip was
-right close up to those bushes. On the next circle, just as he came to
-them, he suddenly wheeled and dived head first in among them, and this
-time he caught Jimmy Tarwings. The sharp branches scraped the crow off
-of Billy's back and mussed up his feathers till he looked as if he had
-been in a cyclone. The thorns scarcely bothered Billy's tough hide and
-he quickly made his way out of the bushes, to join his particular
-friends, Dandy and King. This time it was Billy's laugh.
-
-"Caw, caw!" cried the crow presently, limping out from the bushes. He
-was a sorry looking sight, but the other animals did not have much pity
-on him, for he was such a mischief and it was fun to see him caught at
-his own game, so they simply capered around and laughed at him. Bobby,
-who had just come out in time to see Billy plunge into the gooseberry
-bushes, also stopped to laugh, but when the crow flew to him he quit at
-once, and smoothing down the feathers, examined Tarwing carefully to see
-whether he had any serious hurt.
-
-"Serves you right, old fellow," said he, holding the bird close up to
-his cheek. "If you will indulge in rough play, you may expect to get
-hurt now and then. Come here, Dandy!"
-
-Dandy came running to him and Bobby quickly hitched him up. Bobby was a
-busy boy and a thrifty one. He had bought an acre of ground just behind
-the barnyard on credit a long time ago, and had paid for it out of the
-proceeds of the garden truck which he had raised on it. He sold eggs
-and chickens in the village and raised squab which he sent to the
-near-by city. Besides this he sometimes used Dandy and his wagon for
-light hauling, turning an honest penny wherever he could. As Mr.
-Sanders ran the mill in the village and was doing very nicely in a
-business way, Bobby was free to keep all his money for himself and to do
-with it as he pleased, for he had long ago proved that he could be
-trusted with money. To-day he had a little hauling to do and he drove
-Dandy out to the road with a cheery good-bye to his happy barnyard
-family.
-
-Bobby left the barnyard gate slightly ajar and he had no more than gone
-when Billy, as full of curiosity as ever, managed to swing the gate and
-push it wide open, then he darted out followed by all the chickens,
-which immediately scattered to the flower beds and vegetable garden to
-scratch and eat the tender leaves.
-
-Mrs. Sanders had just hung out her clothes. Nice white linen always had
-struck Billy as being a fine thing to chew on. He liked it almost as
-well as boys and girls do chewing gum. Of course when he saw some
-hanging down for his especial benefit, it was no more than polite for
-him to walk up and take a nibble.
-
-Just as he reached up for it, however, Jimmy Tarwings swooped down on
-Billy's back to give him a scratch with his talons and a nip with his
-bill, and Billy, not expecting it, of course gave a jump and his head
-ran right through the neck of one of Mr. Sander's undershirts, where he
-stuck. Of course Billy struggled to get away and of course Jimmy
-Tarwings, seeing that Billy was fastened, jumped on his back again and
-began to claw him with his sharp nails.
-
-[Illustration: Jimmy Tarwings swooped down on Billy's back.]
-
-"Get up!" croaked Jimmy. "I'm ready for another ride now. Get up,
-goat!"
-
-Billy ran backwards but the undershirt stuck on his horns and he could
-not get it off over his head. He ran forward and it stuck on his
-shoulders. One of the clothes-props came down and the line sank still
-lower, so that he had a better chance to struggle, which he did.
-Another clothes-prop came down and now a great many of the nice, white
-clothes lay dragging on the ground. Billy, goaded on by the crow, gave
-another terrific lunge, and this time the line came loose at both ends
-and the whole string of clothes dragged on the ground after the
-galloping goat, while Jimmy Tarwings spread his wings and shrieked with
-joy. He was having the ride of his life.
-
-Around the house and past the kitchen Billy tore, scattering chickens
-right and left and followed by all the dogs, yelping and barking and
-thinking it the greatest fun that had happened in a long time. Around
-to the front of the house went the queer procession and straight through
-Mrs. Sanders' pet geranium bed, all scarlet with beautiful blossoms that
-Billy's samples of wet clothing mashed down flat.
-
-Mrs. Sanders was just opening the front door to scrub off her porch when
-she saw her clothes making such a queer trip. Of course she ran out,
-but just as she stooped to catch the line a flapping sheet whipped
-around her foot and gave her a jerk that sent her rolling over in the
-grass, while the rest of the string of clothes swept on over her, some
-of the wet garments dragging right across her face. She was not hurt a
-bit and she even had to laugh at what a ridiculous figure she must have
-cut if anybody had been looking, but nevertheless she took after Billy
-and her clothes again. Billy, by this time, had made a circle which
-wiped out a pansy bed and now, frantic to get away from this strange
-harness and from his tormentor, the crow, he made a dash for the open
-front door. The line of clothes caught on the front step, but now Billy
-was going so fast that the undershirt tore and let him kick himself
-free. Moreover, as it passed on over his back it caught Jimmy Tarwings,
-and for the second time that morning swept him from Billy's back. This
-time he was in a worse fix than before, for the wet garment, in
-springing back, rolled him up in a tight wad and thumped him back on the
-steps.
-
-Billy dashed straight on toward an open door across the room. He was so
-confused that he did not see exactly where he was going and did not
-dodge the center table quite in time. He ran against one leg of it, and
-over the table went with a crash, throwing a big lamp over and spilling
-it on the sofa, drenching it with oil and breaking a lot of choice china
-bric-a-brac that Mrs. Sanders had collected.
-
-Out through the kitchen Billy hurried with the dogs, Mrs. Sanders right
-after him. The kitchen door was closed but the window was open, so
-Billy gave a jump through it, and here he made more trouble, for on a
-low, wide shelf, just outside the kitchen window, Mrs. Sanders had
-placed some pies which she had just taken from the oven. Billy landed
-on this shelf and upset it, throwing all the pies upside down on the
-ground, while the dogs came pouring out of the window in such haste that
-some of them turned somersaults when they reached the gravel. Even the
-collie puppies had toddled behind on this chase, and now they could be
-heard yelping in the kitchen and wishing that they would hurry and grow
-up so that they too could jump through windows. Billy began to think it
-was time for him to get away from there, so he whirled again for the
-front of the house, ran with all his might down to the gate and jumped
-square over it into the road outside.
-
-"Fine!" said a cheery voice that Billy recognized at once. "That was a
-great jump. I guess I'll have to make a high jumper out of you."
-
-Billy stopped, ashamed of himself. For a minute he had been wanting to
-run away from this kind friend of his, but all at once he made up his
-mind to stay right where he was and take a whipping if he had to have
-it, and, as all the dogs piled out of the gate after him and set up a
-yelping and capering around Bobby and Dandy, Billy stood among them, his
-head hanging down, feeling very cheap. Bobby, who had forgotten
-something and come back for it, was a little puzzled, until he looked up
-to the house and saw his mother sitting on the front porch holding up
-her line of draggled, dirty clothes, while Tiny, the cow, was calmly
-eating up her nasturtium bed, unnoticed. Then Bobby understood.
-
-"You're a bad goat," he said to Billy, shaking his finger at him. "I
-have been puzzling what to name you, but now I know," and by some
-strange accident he landed on the very name that Billy's mother had
-given him long before. "I'm going," he said, "to call you Billy
-Mischief."
-
-Billy had to behave himself splendidly to make the Sanders family forget
-that morning's mischief, but at last Mrs. Sanders remembered that she
-had seen Jimmy Tarwings on Billy's back when he was running with the
-clothes fast to his neck, and so they blamed it on the crow. They were
-used to blaming mischief on that busy bird, so that a little more or
-less did not matter much to him.
-
-And now Billy's education began. Every day, for an hour or so, Bobby
-taught tricks to the pets. The first time Billy saw this he scarcely
-knew his new friends, they were so different and so much in earnest.
-First of all, Bobby, who had been training his animals for a long time,
-placed a row of boxes in front of the barn.
-
-"Dandy!" he cried, and the pony ran quickly to the big box in the center
-and stood upon it. "King! Queen!" Bobby cried, and the two dogs jumped
-upon the boxes, one each side of the pony. "Ponto! Patty!" and the next
-box on each side was filled. "Curly! Spot! Hurricane! Lightning!" and
-the next four boxes, two on each side, were occupied.
-
-This disposed of all the dogs except the six little collie puppies, and
-Bobby next called the names of these, one at a time. Of course the
-puppies did not know what to do, but as soon as Bobby had called the
-name of one of them he set that one up on its box so that it would soon
-learn to know where it belonged.
-
-"Jimmy!" called Bobby, and down from the barn fluttered Jimmy Tarwings
-and sat on the pony's head. Then Bobby gave a peculiar low thrilling
-whistle, and with a whirl and a rush the pigeons came circling and
-fluttering down, each one landing on a head of one of the dogs. "Spunk!
-Saucebox!" Bobby called, and the two bantams jumped up, one on each of
-his outstretched hands. Two of the pigeons settled down on each of
-Bobby's shoulders and one on top of his head. The two bantam roosters
-started to crow as loud as they could and that was the signal for the
-pony and all the dogs except the puppies to stand up on their hind feet,
-while the crow and the pigeons fluttered their wings. "Down!" said
-Bobby, and they all settled back upon their haunches. Bobby dropped his
-arms and the bantam roosters fluttered to the ground.
-
-Next Bobby brought out a barrel and called Dandy. The pony came running
-and with a little jump landed right on top of the barrel, rolling it
-forwards and backwards, without Bobby helping him in any way or even
-coming near him. Then Bobby took a mouth harp from his pocket and began
-to play a lively little waltz tune, upon which Dandy jumped on top of a
-little platform that Bobby had built and standing on his hind feet,
-began to waltz.
-
-"On your head, now, Dandy," called Bobby, and the pony, after much
-struggling, managed to stand on his head for a moment. This was a new
-trick that Bobby had been nearly a year in teaching him, but now he was
-almost able to do it without trouble although it was very, very
-difficult. This was not all of the tricks that Dandy could do, for he
-could spell his own name and Bobby's and some others by pawing printed
-cards around, and could pick out colors when told to do so, and could
-answer questions by nodding his head, and count up simple figures by
-pawing with his foot, but his master did not ask him to do all these
-tricks this time. Bobby was as considerate of his animals as if they
-were human friends.
-
-Bobby next called King and Queen and they came with a rush, jumping upon
-the platform and sitting with their fore legs up, happy and eager.
-Bobby put the empty barrel, which was open at both ends and scraped
-smooth inside, on the platform. Then King and Queen got one on each
-side of it and rolled it backward and forward, then they both jumped on
-top of it, one facing one way and the other the other, and rolled it,
-King walking backwards and Queen walking forwards. When it was at the
-very edge of the platform King walked forwards and Queen walked
-backwards and rolled it the other way. Then, at Bobby's command, they
-stopped it in the middle of the platform where King stood toward one end
-of it, tilting the other end up while Queen pushed that end so that it
-stood upright. Then King and Queen jumped into it, both at once from
-opposite directions, tilting the barrel over and coming out side by
-side, a very difficult trick and one that had taken Bobby a long while
-to teach them. Then he threw them a light rubber ball, and King, taking
-it in his teeth, would toss it and Queen would catch it. Then she would
-toss it back. They were ready to do still more tricks, but Bobby never
-put them through all that they knew at one time, not wishing to tire
-them.
-
-"Ponto and Patty!" he called, and the two pointers took the places of
-the collies. They stood on rolling globes, turned somersaults and
-jumped straight up in the air to catch a piece of red leather that Bobby
-had hung from a light, horizontal bar which he kept putting higher and
-higher for them. They did other tricks, and then the greyhounds did
-some very wonderful high jumping. The terriers waltzed and turned back
-springs and walked a tight rope. The pigeons, at Bobby's command,
-wheeled in the air, two by two, by four's, in single file, and in fact
-went through a regular drill just above Bobby's head.
-
-It was a finer performance than those usually seen in traveling shows.
-Bobby had taught all these pets of his just for his own amusement and
-they seemed to enjoy it just as much as he did, and after each one had
-done his part, Bobby always had some little delicacy for him; a lump of
-sugar for the pony, little pieces of meat for the dogs, some special
-seed for the pigeons, and he had a pat on the head and a loving word for
-all of them.
-
-"All over!" he cried at last, and the patient animals ran scampering
-from their boxes. "Now, Billy Mischief," said Bobby, turning to our
-friend, the goat, "come on, and we'll learn a stunt or two ourselves."
-
-Billy came willingly enough when his name was called and when Bobby
-patted his hands on the boards, Billy jumped upon the platform.
-
-"Shake hands," said Bobby.
-
-Of course Billy did not know what this meant, but Bobby caught hold of
-one of his fore feet and lifted it up, shaking it gently, then he set it
-down and patted Billy on the flanks. "Shake hands," he said again, and
-this time he tapped Billy on the leg. Still Billy did not know what to
-do, so Bobby once more picked up his foot and shook it, then patted him
-on the shoulder. A dozen times Bobby patiently did this, until at last
-when he said, "Shake hands!", and tapped Billy gently on the leg, Billy
-lifted up his hoof and laid it in Bobby's hand to be shaken.
-
-"Good boy," said Bobby, patting him and, reaching in his pocket, he drew
-out some tender lettuce leaves which he had found Billy liked better
-than anything else. That was all for that morning.
-
-The next morning Bobby only had to say, "Shake hands!" twice until Billy
-lifted up his hoof, and before that lesson was over he only needed the
-words and did not even need to be tapped on the leg. For two or three
-days longer that was all the lesson he got, because it does not do to
-try to teach animals too many tricks at once. It only confuses them,
-but Billy, once started, was very quick to learn. Soon he could do as
-many tricks as the best of them, and had his box right alongside his
-friend Dandy's. Some of the tricks that he had learned were brand new
-ones. They had never been seen in a show or anywhere else, and how
-Billy did like the work! How he did like Bobby and all his animal
-friends, and how he did like this peaceful happy place!
-
-
-
-
- *CHAPTER XIII*
-
- *A HAPPY REUNION*
-
-
-One evening Bobby and his father were standing at the front gate talking
-when a dusty, red-faced, little fat man came trudging along the road
-with a white goat dragging at his heels. He was a queer looking figure
-and he seemed to be very much worried as he came up to them.
-
-"Mister," said he to Mr. Sanders, "could you told me where I should get
-such a job yet?"
-
-"I don't know of any place," said Mr. Sanders. "Where are you from?
-What countryman are you?"
-
-"I been a Switzer," said the man. "I got no money, no job, no anything,
-only this one dumb-headed goat."
-
-Mr. Sanders smiled as he looked from the man to the goat, both of them
-woe-begone tramps.
-
-"Rather queer," he said, "to be tramping around the country with a goat.
-Where did you get it?"
-
-"That should be all of my troubles, yet," said the man mournfully. "When
-I start von Switzerland I have more as two hundred goats what I have
-bought for a partnerships to a man for a goat farm back there about four
-hours' walk. I have such a wrecks by my ship and I lose me all but this
-one dumb-headed goat. Well, I have my ticket by the railroad to where
-this man should have the goats. I promise him some goats, I got one
-left, I come all the way von New York und take it to him and what you
-think? He won't have any. Because I don't bring him the more as two
-hundred goats what I promise, he won't take even this one dumb-head,"
-and he scowled at the poor goat at his heels as if it had been the cause
-of all of his woe.
-
-"How much will you take for your goat?" suddenly broke in Bobby.
-
-"Oh, Bobby boy, you don't want another goat?" objected his father.
-"You've got the place overrun now."
-
-"Oh but, father, I want a team," said Bobby. "I've been wishing for one
-to put on the other side of Billy when I'm having them do stunts,
-besides hitching them up to a cart that I am making. They will make a
-fine team."
-
-"Don't you think you could find better ways than that to spend your
-money?" said Mr. Sanders.
-
-"I don't think so," said Bobby. "If I can get it at the right price,
-it's a good investment. How much will you take?" he asked, turning to
-the man.
-
-"I take me ten dollars," said the man.
-
-"Too much," said Bobby. "It's more than I think the goat is worth and
-more than I care to pay."
-
-"How much then?" asked the man.
-
-"Seven dollars," answered Bobby. "I don't want to dicker with you or I
-would have offered you less. That is the most I can pay."
-
-"Take the goat yes!" said the man. "It's a dumb-head, anyhow. I belief
-me."
-
-Bobby opened the gate joyfully and patted the goat on the neck. The
-goat, tired and dusty, felt grateful for that touch just as Billy had
-felt and when Bobby said "Come on," it followed gladly.
-
-"I'll bring you the money right away," said Bobby. "Come on," he called
-again to the goat, and ran back to the barn. Running into Billy's stall,
-he said: "Billy, my boy, I've brought a new friend for you and I want
-you to be good to this stranger." With that the strange goat came in
-after him and Billy leaped up with a bleat of joy. The new goat was his
-mother!
-
-Bobby ran back to the house to get his money, leaving the two goats
-together, and they had so much to tell each other at once that neither
-one of them heard very much what the other was saying, until Billy
-happened to pay attention to where his mother was explaining how she had
-just been sold to Bobby.
-
-[Illustration: Neither one of them heard very much what the other was
-saying.]
-
-"Wait a minute," said Billy, "did you say that man was out there now?"
-
-"Yes," answered his mother. "Bobby just went to get him some money."
-
-"Wait right here a minute," said Billy. "I owe him something for
-throwing me overboard into the sea, and I always like to pay my debts."
-
-Out of the barn he ran, through the gate, down the drive, and cleared
-the road gate with a pretty jump. Then he wheeled to where the fat man,
-the money in his pocket, was saying good-bye to Bobby and his father.
-Billy had no time to say anything just then; he just ran with his head
-down. The fat man turned and saw Billy coming and started to run toward
-the village, going so fast that he fairly waddled sideways, but there
-was no use for him to run. Like two freight cars bumping together,
-Billy landed on fat Hans Zug just once.
-
-"A thousand lightnings yet again!" yelled Hans.
-
-Billy did not stop to answer him. He just trotted back, jumped over the
-gate and hurried on to the barn to talk to his mother, about this
-splendid, contented home that was to be theirs for a long time to come.
-And we could not say good-bye to them in a happier place.
-
-
-
-
- * * * * * * * *
-
-
-
-
- *The*
-
- *Billy Whiskers Series*
-
-
- *By
- Frances
- Trego
- Montgomery*
-
-
-The antics of frolicsome Billy Whiskers, that adventuresome goat Mrs.
-Montgomery writes about in these stories make all the boys and girls
-chuckle--and every story that is issued about him is pronounced by them
-"better than the last."
-
-
- *TITLES IN SERIES*
-
-1. Billy Whiskers
-2. Billy Whiskers' Kids
-3. Billy Whiskers, Junior
-4. Billy Whiskers' Travels
-5. Billy Whiskers at the Circus
-6. Billy Whiskers at the Fair
-7. Billy Whiskers' Friends
-8. Billy Whiskers, Jr., and His Chums
-9. Billy Whiskers' Grandchildren
-10. Billy Whiskers' Vacation
-11. Billy Whiskers Kidnaped
-12. Billy Whiskers' Twins
-13. Billy Whiskers In an Aeroplane
-14. Billy Whiskers In Town
-17. Billy Whiskers at the Exposition
-18. Billy Whiskers Out West
-19. Billy Whiskers in the South
-20. Billy Whiskers In Camp
-21. Billy Whiskers in France
-22. Billy Whiskers' Adventures
-23. Billy Whiskers in the Movies
-24. Billy Whiskers Out for Fun
-25. Billy Whiskers' Frolics
-26. Billy Whiskers at Home
-27. Billy Whiskers' Pranks
-
-
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