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diff --git a/43253-h/43253-h.htm b/43253-h/43253-h.htm index 2474c7c..9780103 100644 --- a/43253-h/43253-h.htm +++ b/43253-h/43253-h.htm @@ -5,7 +5,7 @@ <head> -<meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=iso-8859-1" /> +<meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=UTF-8" /> <title>The Project Gutenberg eBook of Punch, March 30, 1895.</title> @@ -109,47 +109,7 @@ div.tnote { </head> <body> - - -<pre> - -The Project Gutenberg EBook of Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. 108, -March 30th 1895, by Various - -This eBook is for the use of anyone anywhere at no cost and with -almost no restrictions whatsoever. You may copy it, give it away or -re-use it under the terms of the Project Gutenberg License included -with this eBook or online at www.gutenberg.org - - -Title: Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. 108, March 30th 1895 - -Author: Various - -Editor: Francis Burnand - -Release Date: July 19, 2013 [EBook #43253] - -Language: English - -Character set encoding: ISO-8859-1 - -*** START OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK PUNCH *** - - - - -Produced by Punch, or the London Charivari, Malcolm Farmer, -Ernest Schaal, and the Online Distributed Proofreading -Team at http://www.pgdp.net - - - - - - -</pre> - +<div>*** START OF THE PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK 43253 ***</div> <h1>PUNCH,<br /> OR THE LONDON CHARIVARI.</h1> @@ -517,7 +477,7 @@ would go about the world shrieking "No property! No property!" and when, in a weak moment, she consents to temporarily drop her "mission," she goes to another extreme and comes out in an evening dress—I might say almost comes out <i>of</i> an evening dress, so egregiously -<i>décolleté</i> is it—to please the peculiar and, apparently, low taste +<i>décolleté</i> is it—to please the peculiar and, apparently, low taste of her lover, who is a married man,—"which well she knows it," as Mrs. <span class="smcap">Gamp</span> observes,—but with whom she is living, and with whom, like <span class="smcap">Grant Allen's</span> <i>The Woman who did</i> (a lady whom in many @@ -544,7 +504,7 @@ One will soon be the parson's bride; but "that is another story."< <p class="indent">To carry out this drama of inaction, as it is schemed, should occupy eight persons something under two hours; but it takes thirteen persons -three hours to carry it along. Five of these <i>dramatis personæ</i> +three hours to carry it along. Five of these <i>dramatis personæ</i> are superfluous; and much time is wasted on dialogues in Italian and French that could be "faked up" from any conversation-book in several languages, and evidently only lugged in under the mistaken @@ -558,7 +518,7 @@ equalled, much less surpassed.</p> <p class="indent">But what is a real pleasure, and what will attract all lovers of good acting, is, first of all, Mr. <span class="smcap">Forbes Robertson's</span> admirable impersonation of the difficult, unsympathetic -<i>rôle</i> of a despicably selfish, self-conceited, cowardly +<i>rôle</i> of a despicably selfish, self-conceited, cowardly prig; and, secondly, to a certain extent, the rendering of the heroine by Mrs. <span class="smcap">Patrick Campbell</span>, who, however, does not come within measurable distance of her former self as @@ -990,7 +950,7 @@ shall make you Free!"</p> <p class="indent"><span class="smcap">Perugino</span> sank back into the spongy turf, leaning his cheek against an upright spike of summer furze of the genus <i>Ulex -Europæus</i>. "Some men," he began, "ignoble souls, 'look about' +Europæus</i>. "Some men," he began, "ignoble souls, 'look about' them before they marry. Such are calculating egoists. Pure souls, of finer paste, are, so to speak, <i>born married</i>. Others hesitate and delay. The difficulties of teething, a paltry desire to be weaned @@ -1257,7 +1217,7 @@ and that somebody <span class="smcap">Jabez</span>.</p> <p class="indent"><span class="smcap">The Early Bird.</span>—Mr. <span class="smcap">Gosling</span>, British Minister, has demanded an indemnity from -the Nicaraguans of £15,000 for +the Nicaraguans of £15,000 for the expulsion of Mr. <span class="smcap">Hatch</span>, British Vice-Consul at Bluefields. <span class="smcap">Gosling</span> is no goose, @@ -1299,10 +1259,10 @@ but now recovered friend; "but 'tis odd how one lives and learns. I do not remember having ever heard that <i>Bottom</i> the weaver had been christened '<span class="smcap">William</span>' by <span class="smcap">Shakspeare</span>. Nor can I find that bully <i>Bottom</i> was so addressed by his friends. And if I -have missed it, how came <span class="smcap">William</span> to be the <i>prénom</i> of the Athenian +have missed it, how came <span class="smcap">William</span> to be the <i>prénom</i> of the Athenian weaver in the time of <i>Theseus</i> and <i>Hippolyta</i>! I should as soon expect to discover that Hercules was known to his companions as -Henry Hercules. However, this by the way, and only <i>à propos</i> of +Henry Hercules. However, this by the way, and only <i>à propos</i> of a remark as to <i>William Bottom</i>, the weaver, made by <span class="smcap">Marryat</span>. I anticipate with pleasure re-making the acquaintance of <i>Jacob Faithful</i> and <i>Midshipman Easy</i>."</p> @@ -1430,7 +1390,7 @@ With Mrs. <span class="smcap">German Reed</span>, the Miss Company comes to an end. <span class="smcap">Corney Grain</span> successfully succeeded <span class="smcap">John Parry</span>.</p> -<p class="center">"C. G." <i>Ci gît.</i></p> +<p class="center">"C. G." <i>Ci gît.</i></p> <hr /> @@ -1478,7 +1438,7 @@ time?"</p> <p class="indent"><i>A.</i> "Ask Policeman X."</p> -<p class="indent">The crass mediævalism of the Oxbridge don, +<p class="indent">The crass mediævalism of the Oxbridge don, I regret to say, failed to see this solution, and I am again coaching with old <span class="smcap">Drummer</span>.—Yours theoretically and problematically,</p> @@ -1641,7 +1601,7 @@ what he has done with our money?"</p> <p class="indent">Vision instantly conjured up before eyes of Committee of <span class="smcap">Squire of Malwood</span> prowling about town with his pockets loaded -with £4,132,500. voted to defray the charge for wages in the +with £4,132,500. voted to defray the charge for wages in the Navy, flinging the cash about like <span class="smcap">Jack</span> ashore, making the most of his time before Local Veto became the law of the land.</p> @@ -1743,383 +1703,7 @@ unless otherwise noted.</p> <p class="indent">On page 156, the period after "Sark" was replaced with a comma.</p> </div> - - - - - - -<pre> - - - - - -End of the Project Gutenberg EBook of Punch, or the London Charivari, Vol. -108, March 30th 1895, by Various - -*** END OF THIS PROJECT GUTENBERG EBOOK PUNCH *** - -***** This file should be named 43253-h.htm or 43253-h.zip ***** -This and all associated files of various formats will be found in: - http://www.gutenberg.org/4/3/2/5/43253/ - -Produced by Punch, or the London Charivari, Malcolm Farmer, -Ernest Schaal, and the Online Distributed Proofreading -Team at http://www.pgdp.net - - -Updated editions will replace the previous one--the old editions -will be renamed. - -Creating the works from public domain print editions means that no -one owns a United States copyright in these works, so the Foundation -(and you!) can copy and distribute it in the United States without -permission and without paying copyright royalties. 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