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-The Project Gutenberg EBook of By Force of Impulse, by Harry V. Vogt
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-Title: By Force of Impulse
- A Drama in Five Acts
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-Author: Harry V. Vogt
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- BY FORCE OF IMPULSE.
-
- A DRAMA IN FIVE ACTS.
-
- BY
- HARRY V. VOGT.
-
- PRICE, 15 CENTS.
-
- [Illustration]
-
- NEW YORK:
- HAROLD ROORBACH, PUBLISHER,
- 9 MURRAY STREET.
-
-
-
-
-BY FORCE OF IMPULSE.
-
-
-
-
-CAST OF CHARACTERS.
-
-
-=MORRIS MAITLAND=, A Stern Puritan, with unbending will, whose word is
-law.
-
-=REGINALD MAITLAND=,--His Son; one of Nature's noblemen.
-
-=HENRY LOWVILLE=, True as Steel; a little soured against the female
-sex, and a hater of "fashionable society."
-
-=RALPH MURDELL=,--A polished, smooth tongued scoundrel.
-
-=COLONEL MORRELL=, A True Soldier, with a keen sense of duty.
-
-=GEO. WASHINGTON DOLLERCLUTCH=, An Eccentric Lawyer of the "Old
-School," who possesses a large, sympathetic heart.
-
-=SAMMY DEWDROP=, The Son of a Millionaire; fresh from college, full of
-romantic nonsense.
-
-=ADOLPHUS SOFTHEAD=, His Chum, whose mental faculties have not kept
-pace with his physical.
-
-=CORIOLANUS WELLINGTON=, Who never smiles, and who thinks he was born
-to fill a higher station in life than that of menial.
-
-=ADRIENNE LOWVILLE=, A Proud, Impulsive Beauty, who loves not wisely
-but too well.
-
-=HILDA WALLACE=, Her Maid, whose birth is obscure. An innocent victim
-of misplaced love.
-
-=ANASTASIA MAITLAND=, A Gushing Maiden of Forty-five Summers; very
-susceptible.
-
- GUESTS, SOLDIERS, ETC., ETC.
-
-
-
-
-SYNOPSIS.
-
-
- =ACT I.= LOVE VERSUS IMPULSE.
- =ACT II.= THE SEPARATION.
- =ACT III.= DUTY VERSUS IMPULSE.
- =ACT IV.= THE RECONCILIATION AND SEQUEL.
- =ACT V.= DIVINE IMPULSE.
-
-
-
-
-COSTUMES.
-
-
-=MORRIS MAITLAND.=--ACT II.--Plain dark suit, white cravat, long haired
-gray wig, quarter bald, close shaven face; change coat for long wrapper
-in 3d Scene. ACTS IV. and V.--Plain gray business suit, light slouch
-hat.
-
-=REGINALD MAITLAND.=--ACT I.--Black dress suit, black slouch hat. ACT
-II.--Dark traveling suit. ACTS III., IV. and V.--Uniform of a Private,
-U. S. A. Cloak to throw over uniform in 4th Act.
-
-=HENRY LOWVILLE.=--ACT I.--Rich hunting suit, gun, game bag, etc.
-ACT II.--Uniform of a Recruiting Officer, U. S. A. ACTS III. and
-V.--Uniform of a Captain, U. S. A.
-
-=RALPH MURDELL.=--ACT I.--Black dress suit, silk hat. ACT II.--Genteel
-sack suit, derby hat. ACTS III., IV. and V.--Uniform of a Major, U. S.
-A.
-
-=COLONEL MORRELL.=--Uniform of a Colonel, U. S. A.
-
-=GEO. WASHINGTON DOLLERCLUTCH.=--ACTS I. and II.--Dark pants, dark
-cutaway coat, white vest, high collar and cravat, white silk hat, nose
-glasses, black crop wig, bald, close shaven face. ACTS III., IV. and
-V.--Uniform of a Private, U. S. A. A cloak to throw over uniform in 4th
-Act.
-
-=SAMMY DEWDROP.=--ACT I.--Dark foppish suit, showy jewelry, stand-up
-collar and flashy necktie, cane, glasses, silk hat with narrow brim,
-red crop wig, close shaven face. ACT II.--White linen suit, small
-brimmed straw hat with white band.
-
-=ADOLPHUS SOFTHEAD.=--ACT I.--Dark frock suit, small derby hat,
-very large stud in shirt front, heavy watch chain, large bouquet in
-button-hole, blonde crop wig, close shaven face. ACT II.--Light sack
-suit, straw hat with blue band. ACTS III. and V.--Uniform of a Private,
-U. S. A. Change coat and cap in 3d Act for a Rebel's.
-
-=CORIOLANUS WELLINGTON.=--ACT I.--Very seedy suit, ŕ la shabby
-genteel, long haired black wig. Change in last scene to tight-fitting
-black suit, ruffled collar and cravat, white shoe guards, black
-square-crowned hat. ACT II.--Same as second change in 1st Act, but
-change necktie during Act to a ridiculously large red necktie. ACTS
-III. and V.--Uniform of a Private, U. S. A.
-
-=ADRIENNE LOWVILLE.=--ACT I.--Rich evening dress. ACT II.--Handsome
-traveling dress. ACTS IV. and V.--Plain white morning dress.
-
-=HILDA WALLACE.=--ACT I.--Very plain black cloth dress, no jewelry or
-ornaments, derby hat; change in last scene to white apron and frilled
-cap. ACT II.--Same as 1st, and change as before in last scene. ACT
-IV.--Same as before, with slight changes. ACT V.--Plain silk dress.
-
-=ANASTASIA MAITLAND.=--ACTS I. and II.--Old-fashioned black silk dress,
-large bonnet, large parasol and fan, wig with curls. Change bonnet in
-2d Act for a frilled cap. ACTS IV. and V.--Same as before with some
-changes.
-
-
-
-
-PROPERTIES.
-
-
-=Act I.=--SCENE 1.--Writing materials, books, etc., on table. Lawyer's
-bag, papers, memorandums, etc., for Dollerclutch. Newspaper with
-written paragraph, also sealed letter, writing materials, etc., on
-desk. Baby dress and money for Hilda Wallace. Lunch for Coriolanus
-to bring on. SCENE 2.--Sign on tree. Segar-case and match-box for
-Reginald. SCENE 3.--Small valise with smelling-bottle in it for
-Coriolanus. Matches for Sammy Dewdrop. Memorandum tablet and pencil for
-Dollerclutch. Card-case for Ralph.
-
-=Act II.=--SCENE 1.--Bell on table. Knitting for Anastasia. Bundle and
-wraps for Hilda. SCENE 2.--Roll of draft, pencil and pistol for Henry.
-SCENE 3.--Memorandum tablet, pencil and baby dress for Dollerclutch.
-Letter for Anastasia. Pistol and roll of draft for Henry. Basket with
-broken glass off L. 2 E.
-
-=Act III.=--Card photograph for Reginald. Rebel hat and coat and
-whiskers and pieces of rope in L. 3 E. for Adolphus. Switch in L. 3 E.
-for Coriolanus. Pistol and baby dress for Dollerclutch. Large wallet
-containing two special papers, etc.; also, six letters for Ralph to
-bring on. Cloak in tent L. 4 E. for Dollerclutch, and one in tent L. 5
-E. for Reginald.
-
-=Act IV.=--SCENE 1.--Pen, ink and paper on table. Knitting and letter
-for Anastasia. SCENE 2.--Cloak and two special papers and baby dress
-for Dollerclutch. SCENE 3.--Candles on table. Letter for Adrienne. Ring
-for Dollerclutch.
-
-=Act V.=--Map on table for officers. Bundle containing letter and
-envelope, with blackened paper and bullet in it, for Coriolanus to
-bring on. Seal ring and Ralph Murdell's left shoulder strap for
-Dollerclutch. Revolver at prompt R. 2 E. Two handkerchiefs for
-Adolphus. One handkerchief for Ralph.
-
-
-
-
-SCENERY.
-
-
-ACT I.
-
-SCENE 1.--Dollerclutch's Office in 4th Grooves.
-
-[Illustration]
-
-C. door in flat. Door, R. 4 E. Fireplace, L. 3 E. Window, L. F. and L.
-4 E. Book-case against R. F. Hat-rack, R. 3 E. Desk and chair, L. C.
-Table and chairs, R. C.
-
-SCENE 2.--A Wood-pass in 2d Grooves. Sign on tree, R. F.--"Beware! Do
-not disturb the Deer. Wm. Lowville."
-
-SCENE 3.--(Entire Stage.)--Grounds adjoining Wm. Lowville's Mansion.
-Illuminated by colored lamps. Flat in 5th Grooves representing a
-terrace. The wings represent trees.
-
-[Illustration]
-
-Fountain, statuary, flower urns, iron chairs, trees, etc. Rustic
-benches, R. 3 E. and L. 2 E.
-
-
-Act II.
-
-SCENE 1.--Sitting Room in the Maitland Cottage in 4 G. Plainly but
-substantially furnished. Scene backed by wood-scene in 5 G. Time,
-evening. Moonlight effect back of 4 G.
-
-[Illustration]
-
-Large open window, C. of F. Glass doors, R. and L. F. Doors, L. 2 E.
-and R. 3 E. Fireplace, L. 3 E. Table and chairs, L. C. High-back chair,
-R. C. Old-fashioned clock, R. 4 E.
-
-SCENE 2.--Street Scene in 1 G.
-
-SCENE 3.--(Entire Stage.)--Outside of Maitland Cottage. Backed by
-wood-scene in 5 G. Plain cottage, with ivy and roses, on left. Time,
-morning.
-
-[Illustration]
-
-Picket fence, with gate in C., in the background. Rustic bench against
-tree, R. C.
-
-
-ACT III.
-
-CAMP SCENE.--(Entire Stage.)--Scene representing a rocky ravine.
-
-[Illustration]
-
-High set rock, L. 5 E. Cannon and cannon balls, L. 5 E. Tent, C., near
-flat. Tent, R. 5 E. and L. 4 E. Camp stools, R. C. 4 E., R. 4 E., R. 2
-E., R. C. 2 E., L. 2 E. Camp-fire, R. C. 4 E. Stack of guns, R. 3 E.
-
-
-ACT IV.
-
-SCENE 1.--(Same as 1st Scene, 2d Act, with addition of child's crib, L.
-4 E.) Time, morning. Sunlight effect back of 4 G.
-
-SCENE 2.--Wood-pass in 1 G. Time, night.
-
-SCENE 3.--(Same as 1st Scene.) Time, night. Moonlight effect back of 4
-G.
-
-
-ACT V.
-
-CAMP SCENE.--(Same as Act 3d, with addition of table and three camp
-stools R. 2 E.)
-
-
-
-
-STAGE DIRECTIONS.
-
-
-The player is supposed to be facing the audience. C., centre. R.,
-right. L., left. R.C., right of centre. L.C., left of centre. D., door.
-R.D., right door. L.D., left door. C.D., centre door. F.D., door in
-flat. R.F.D., door in right flat. L.F.D., door in left flat. 1 E.,
-first entrance. 2 E., second entrance. U.E., upper entrance. 1 G.,
-first groove. 2 G., second groove.
-
- R. R.C. C. L.C. L.
-
-
-
-
-NOTE.
-
-
-_The character of Coriolanus Wellington, to carry out successfully
-the idea of the author, should be played with an extreme degree of
-solemnity, so as to appear ludicrous. His action should be of the lofty
-and dignified order, but greatly overdrawn, and he should be decidedly
-mechanical in his movements and gestures._
-
-
-
-
-BY FORCE OF IMPULSE.
-
-
-
-
-ACT 1.
-
-
- =Scene 1=: DOLLERCLUTCH'S OFFICE.
-
- =Enter= _DOLLERCLUTCH, D. R. 4 E., with lawyer's bag. He empties
- his pockets of papers, etc., on desk, L. 3 E., while speaking._
-
-=Dol.= Now if that isn't confoundedly provoking, I'd just like to know
-what is. There I've been on a ninety-mile journey; and what did I gain?
-Nothing, absolutely nothing, and just to think of throwing away so much
-money for railroad travel, only to have the satisfaction of knowing
-that you have added to the pile of monopoly and have nothing in return.
-Confound these railroad companies anyhow! Honest people subscribe to
-the stock and build them; then come along these "stock jobbing sharks,"
-who corner the stocks and put the road in their vest-pockets. And they
-call that business; but it's only another name for d--n robbery. But
-where is that confounded Coriolanus? [_Calls._] Coriolanus! Coriolanus!
-Just like the rascal. Whenever you want him, nowhere to be found.
-When he is about, what good is he with his stuck up manners and airs?
-Thinks himself born to fill a higher sphere in life. But the only
-thing he's good for is to stand him in the entry and use him for a hat
-rack. Confound him anyhow! [_Calls._] Coriolanus! [_Listens._] Where
-the deuce can he be? To gratify him I answered an advertisement for a
-position, which, he says, would be more suitable for his intellectual
-and genteel qualities--and, if it is only successful I shall be well
-rid of the rascal. [_Picks up letter._] Hello! just the thing, by
-jingo! [_Reads._] "Terms satisfactory. If convenient come at once. The
-position is man-servant; but, as I am away at business during the day,
-I want a reliable and intelligent person to supervise the work about
-the premises, and be a protector to the females." That will just please
-him, and it will just please me to get rid of him. [_CORIOLANUS puts
-his head in C. door._]
-
-=Cor.= Was I mistaken, or did the sound of your voice penetrate the
-cavity of my ear?
-
-=Dol.= Did I call? Well, if that ain't cool! Call? Of course I
-did!--and why the deuce didn't you come immediately?
-
- CORIOLANUS =Enters=.
-
-=Cor.= Because, my dear sir, I was otherwise engaged, and I felt
-assured that you would indulge me to that extent and postpone your
-desires to my especial accommodation. Thank you! [_With a wave of the
-hand._]
-
-=Dol.= Oh! and how in thunder were you engaged?
-
-=Cor.= [_Loftily._] I was paring my finger nails.
-
-=Dol.= Oh! Oh! [_Falls in chair at desk._] This is too much. To return
-travel-wearied and hungry, and be made to wait by such a jackass. And
-I must be at court at ten, and [_pulls out watch_] it's nine now.
-[_Starts up in a rage._] I'll not stand it, sir! I'll throw you out of
-the window!
-
-=Cor.= [_R. C._] Indeed! Then I should be at a loss to wonder what
-could be the matter with the door. Stay your temper, sir! It is
-decidedly unbecoming a man of your years. Preserve a calm dignity such
-as I furnish a striking example of.
-
-=Dol.= [_Disgusted._] There, sir! [_Hands him letter._] This is the
-gratitude I receive for what I have done for you. Read it, and I hope
-you will have as much joy of it as I have in getting rid of you.
-
-=Cor.= Thank you! Thanks! You have performed your duty well. Some day I
-will return the kindness; I shall engage you as my lawyer.
-
-=Dol.= Get out, or I shall be tempted to do you an injury. Get your
-things ready to leave to-night, sir! I'll not put up with your nonsense
-and impudence another day. Now go, sir! and order a lunch for me at the
-restaurant, to be sent here--and mind you see that I am not disturbed
-until court time. I've got more than I can do to prepare my cases for
-this morning's court. I may forget the flight of time, in which case
-you will please come in and remind me of court time.
-
-=Cor.= Your wishes shall be obeyed. I fly to execute your orders.
-[=Exit= _D. R. 4 E._]
-
-=Dol.= [_At desk L. 3 E._] George Washington, you're a fool--your
-magnanimous nature has suffered you to be imposed upon--you're
-a--[_CORIOLANUS puts his head in D. R. 4 E._]
-
-=Cor.= I beg your pardon, sir! [_He_ =Enters=.] In the excitement of
-the moment I neglected to inform you that a lady called to see you. I
-informed her that you were out of town. She was much distressed at the
-information. She waited for you until eight o'clock, when she left in a
-state of great mental excitement. She's been waiting since six o'clock
-this morning, waiting your arrival.
-
-=Dol.= If she comes back don't let her in. Tell her to come to-morrow
-morning. I cannot attend to any more business before court. [_He busies
-himself among papers._]
-
-=Cor.= [_Bows._] I fly! [=Exit= _D. R. 4 E._]
-
-=Dol.= Egad! Some people must think lawyers are made of iron and work
-like machines! No! I'll listen to no more cases before court. I've
-only got one head and one pair of arms. [_CORIOLANUS puts his head in
-D. R. 4 E. To CORIOLANUS._] Well, sir! What now?
-
-=Cor.= [=Enters.=] She's come back! I delivered your message. She wrung
-her hands and said she came eighteen miles to see you, and she must
-return at noon.
-
-=Dol.= I can't help it! She must come another time. I positively
-decline to see any one before court.
-
-=Cor.= I quicken! [=Exit= _D. R. 4 E._]
-
-=Dol.= Some one without money to try to enlist my sympathies in helping
-some scalawag out of trouble. Not long ago I defended a tramp whom I
-thought unjustly used. I helped him out of the scrape and gave him
-a bowl of soup and some alms to help him on--and how did the rascal
-serve me? He published it about the town, and for two weeks I had every
-tramp from fifty miles around at my door begging for soup and alms.
-You don't get George Washington Dollerclutch in such a scrape again.
-[_Sees newspaper._] Hello! what's this? [_Picks up paper and adjusts
-spectacles. Reads._] "On the Brink of a Civil War." Lord bless us!
-[_Adjusts his glasses._] "Slavery and Anti-Slavery." "The Inauguration
-of Lincoln." Ah! That's my man--Old honest Abe! He'll show those
-rascally slave masters a thing or two before he's done with them.
-[_Reads._] "Firing on Fort Sumter." "Major Ander--"[_Drops paper._]
-Hang it all! I can't get that girl out of my mind. What the dickens
-did she want to say that for, anyhow? [_Sighs._] Well! Well! [_Picks
-up paper and reads._] "Major Anderson with seventy men, after a brave
-resistance of three hours against five thousand Secessionists, was
-finally obliged to surrender." Eighteen miles to see me? It must be an
-important case. [_Rises to his feet._] Confound it anyhow! Why did I
-let it slip? [_Calls._] Coriolanus!
-
- =Enter= _CORIOLANUS, D. R. 4 E._
-
-=Cor.= You have called! I have obeyed your summons.
-
-=Dol.= Hold your tongue! Just go at once, and run after that girl and
-bring her back.
-
-=Cor.= [_Bows._] I quicken! [=Exit= _D. R. 4 E._]
-
-=Dol.= Why the dickens does she want to come here and upset my peace of
-mind?
-
- =Enter= _CORIOLANUS, D. R. 4 E. He goes to R. C. DOLLERCLUTCH C._
-
-=Cor.= In compliance with your desire, I have brought her back and left
-her on the door-step.
-
-=Dol.= You thundering blockhead! Why didn't you bring her up here? Why
-the devil did you send her away in the first place? Here I'm losing all
-this valuable time. Usher her up at once.
-
-=Cor.= I quicken! [=Exit= _CORIOLANUS, D. R. 4 E. DOLLERCLUTCH busies
-himself among his papers._]
-
-=Dol.= Perhaps she's a fine rich lady, and I'll have a fat case. If
-not, I'll have nothing to do with her. I'll hustle her off in short
-order. I'll crush her with a look.
-
- =Enter= _CORIOLANUS, D. R. 4 E., bowing in HILDA._
-
-=Dol.= [_Aside, looking at HILDA._] H'm! No money in her case. I'll
-have nothing to do with it!
-
-=Cor.= [_At D. R. 4 E._] My mission I've fulfilled; your pleasure I
-await.
-
-=Dol.= [_To CORIOLANUS._] Get out! Didn't I tell you not to let me be
-disturbed before court?
-
-=Cor.= I'll make an honorable retreat. [=Exit= _D. R. 4 E._]
-
-=Hil.= [_C._] I beg your pardon, sir! Are you not Mr. Dollerclutch, the
-lawyer?
-
-=Dol.= Now, ain't you ashamed of yourself hanging around a gentleman's
-door and carrying on in such an outlandish manner, when I'm so busy, eh?
-
-=Hil.= I am very sorry, sir, but--but--
-
-=Dol.= But what?
-
-=Hil.= Oh, sir! I--I--
-
-=Dol.= It's no use! It'll cost you two hundred dollars to look at me.
-Take my advice and go home and leave law alone. I dismiss the case.
-I'll not charge you a cent for that advice. Don't you say another
-word--good day! [_Waves his hand. He busies himself among his papers.
-HILDA wrings her hands. After a pause._] Well, why don't you say
-something? What's your name?
-
-=Hil.= Hilda Wallace, sir!
-
-=Dol.= Humph! Trying to raise a subscription for an able-bodied
-invalid, I suppose?
-
-=Hil.= Oh, no, sir! I come to see if you could not help a poor girl out
-of a sad trouble.
-
-=Dol.= [_Aside._] I thought so! Trying to work the sympathetic dodge.
-[_To HILDA._] What! Do you want to get a divorce?
-
-=Hil.= No, sir! I came to see if you could find out who my parents are,
-and, also, whether I am married or not.
-
-=Dol.= Lord, bless us! The girl must be crazy!
-
-=Hil.= [_At desk._] Oh, sir! just listen to my story, and I know that
-you will be able to help me in this, my sore trouble.
-
-=Dol.= [_Crosses to R., pulls forward two chairs, and motions HILDA to
-be seated._] Well, well! go on! [_Aside._] There's the morning's court
-business, and not a thing done. [_HILDA sits L. C. DOLLERCLUTCH R. C._]
-
-=Hil.= I was brought up by a family named Wallace, who live in Norfolk,
-Virginia, and I supposed that I was their daughter, until a discovery
-I made two years ago convinced me that I was not.
-
-=Dol.= [_Getting interested._] And what discovery did you make?
-
-=Hil.= [_Unfolding a package._] I found this dress hidden away in one
-of the bureau drawers. [_Hands it to him._]
-
-=Dol.= Lord, bless me! Why, it's a baby dress.
-
-=Hil.= Yes, sir! and when I made inquiries about it I learned that it
-was one I wore when a child.
-
-=Dol.= Well, there was nothing strange about that?
-
-=Hil.= No, sir! But on examination, I found these initials, A. M.,
-which you see worked in it!
-
-=Dol.= Ah! yes! Precisely!
-
-=Hil.= And when I called their attention to it they seemed confused and
-did not know what to reply. I kept the dress, determined to find out
-more, if I could!
-
-=Dol.= And you did?
-
-=Hil.= No, sir! but I learned since that the man I married could unveil
-the mystery which shrouds my birth.
-
-=Dol.= And won't he enlighten you?
-
-=Hil.= No, sir! all my attempts have proved futile.
-
-=Dol.= But did you not say that this man was your husband?
-
-=Hil.= Yes, sir! But he must have some object in keeping my identity
-secret.
-
-=Dol.= But how did you become acquainted with this man, and how did you
-come to marry him?
-
-=Hil.= He was a regular visitor at our home, and I noticed on many
-occasions that he paid Mrs. Wallace money. However, I fell desperately
-in love with him, and when he proposed that we get married, I, of
-course, was only too happy to consent.
-
-=Dol.= And his name?
-
-=Hil.= Ralph Murdell!
-
-=Dol.= Ralph Murdell! Humph! I don't like the name--got a bad sound to
-it.
-
-=Hil.= He took me to a little village in the suburbs about four miles
-from Norfolk, where we were married in a little chapel by an old
-country preacher.
-
-=Dol.= And you were happy, I suppose?
-
-=Hil.= Yes, until about two weeks later, when he was about to leave
-me. He said he had to go North to attend to some business. I would not
-listen to it, unless he took me with him.
-
-=Dol.= That's right, my girl! And he took you, of course?
-
-=Hil.= Yes; but it was on condition that I should keep the marriage a
-secret, and not recognize him in the presence of others.
-
-=Dol.= And what the deuce was that for?
-
-=Hil.= He said his family were very proud, and he wanted to gain their
-consent before he made our marriage public.
-
-=Dol.= Oh, the rascal! And you listened to him?
-
-=Hil.= Yes, sir! To my sorrow, I did. He recommended me to a young lady
-who wanted a lady's maid. I accepted the position on his assurance that
-he would soon claim me before the world as his wife.
-
-=Dol.= And who is this lady with whom you now are?
-
-=Hil.= Adrienne Lowville!
-
-=Dol.= What! The daughter of Wm. Lowville, who owns Beachwood, eighteen
-miles from here, on the Essex road?
-
-=Hil.= Oh, yes, sir! Do you know him?
-
-=Dol.= Well, I'd like to know who don't! Got a railroad in each pocket.
-But, about your husband--is he acquainted there?
-
-=Hil.= Alas! yes! He is a constant visitor, and I more than suspect
-that his attentions to my mistress imply more than he wishes me to
-believe.
-
-=Dol.= [_Throws baby dress on table, R. 3 E._] Oh! That's his game, is
-it? A case of throwing you over for her, eh?
-
-=Hil.= I fear so, sir; for she is madly in love with him, and thinks
-him a saint. When I called him to account for his actions, he laughed
-at me. He then informed me that he would do as he pleased, and that I
-was not his wife at all; that ours was a mock marriage.
-
-=Dol.= [_Jumps up._] The deuce he did! Oh, the villain, to take
-advantage of a poor innocent girl.
-
-=Hil.= [_Rises._] Oh, sir! but it was legal--it--
-
-=Dol.= [_DOLLERCLUTCH L. C., HILDA R. C._] Have you got your marriage
-certificate?
-
-=Hil.= No, sir! I never thought of that, sir.
-
-=Dol.= Then, what proof have you?
-
-=Hil.= Alas, none! But, oh sir! can't you investigate it? There surely
-must be a record kept of all marriages. Can't you get a copy of the
-church register, where it must have been entered?
-
-=Dol.= That's so! I never thought of that! But, my dear girl, that will
-be a difficult matter, now that the country is in a _furore_ and on the
-verge of a civil war; and it will cost money to do it, my dear girl;
-money.
-
-=Hil.= [_Crosses to desk L. 3 E._] Oh, sir! I thought of that! Here
-are twelve dollars that I saved out of my scanty earnings. Won't it be
-enough, sir?
-
-=Dol.= [_Up C._] Enough? Why, it wouldn't pay for dipping a pen into
-the ink, to say nothing about the trouble of licking a postage stamp.
-
-=Hil.= [_Sobs._] What shall I do--what shall I do?
-
-=Dol.= [_Taking out handkerchief._] Take up that money and put it in
-your pocket immediately! I'll not take a cent of it. I never was so
-insulted in my life. [_Crosses to R._]
-
-=Hil.= [_C._] Oh, won't you help me out of my trouble?
-
-=Dol.= Help you? Of course I will! Who said I wouldn't? Do you think
-I'll stand by and see an innocent girl wronged in this manner? No! I'll
-see this thing through, if it costs me a fortune! Oh, the villain!
-[_DOLLERCLUTCH at desk, HILDA at table R. 2 E._]
-
- =Enter= _CORIOLANUS, D. R. 4 E., with lunch._
-
-=Cor.= Your lunch, sir! [_Puts it on desk._]
-
-=Dol.= D--n the lunch! Get out!
-
-=Cor.= I quicken! [=Exit= _D. C. HILDA sobs. She picks up baby dress
-from table._]
-
-=Dol.= [_Down C._] What are you crying about?
-
-=Hil.= I am so grateful to you, sir, for taking a poor girl's trouble
-to heart.
-
-=Dol.= Now, don't you be deluding yourself with any such idea. This is
-business, I tell you; business. What do you know about business, I'd
-like to know?
-
-=Hil.= I beg your pardon, sir!
-
-=Dol.= Why do you come and arouse my sympathetic heart, and upset all
-my court business?
-
-=Hil.= Can I do aught, sir?
-
-=Dol.= No--yes--that is--shut up! Give me that dress! Now, you go back
-and don't let that husband of yours suspect anything. [_Puts on his
-hat, etc. DOLLERCLUTCH at desk, HILDA C._]
-
-=Hil.= Are you going out, sir?
-
-=Dol.= Hold your tongue! This is the way I prepare myself for court
-business; and there's my nice lunch, too! [_Stuffs baby dress in his
-bosom, leaving a part sticking out._] Now, go home and don't bother me
-till you hear from me. I'm going to take the first train for Norfolk!
-
- =Enter= _CORIOLANUS at door C._
-
-=Cor.= It's time to go to court!
-
-=Dol.= D--n the court! I'll see this thing through. [_He bolts for the
-C. door and upsets CORIOLANUS in his haste to get out._ =Exit= _through
-C. door._]
-
-=Cor.= The court is sitting! [_CORIOLANUS C., HILDA L. C. Whistle
-scene._]
-
-
- =Scene 2=: WOOD-PASS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD OF WILLIAM LOWVILLE'S
- RESIDENCE AT BEACHWOOD.
-
- =Enter= _HENRY LOWVILLE, R. 2 E., with gun resting on arm._
-
-=Hen.= [_Looking off L. E._] The guests are beginning to arrive, and
-I suppose I must, as a member of the family, be on hand and help do
-the honors of entertaining the motley crowd. [_Sighs._] Ah! how I hate
-the hollow mockery of fashionable society--how I hate to mingle in the
-giddy deception hidden under the guise of polite gentility--bah!
-
- =Enter= _REGINALD, L. 2 E._
-
-=Reg.= Why, how now, Henry! One of your melancholy fits again? Ha! ha!
-ha! [_Shakes hands._]
-
-=Hen.= Yes, confoundedly so! I've got the blues with a vengeance.
-
-=Reg.= Come, come, old fellow, shake off this feeling. Why, you look as
-if you had buried your best friend. Come, have a weed! [_Offers segar
-case._] Nothing like a smoke, you know, to calm a perturbed mind.
-
-=Hen.= [_Lights segar._] Yes, there is a certain soothing influence
-about it; that's a fact.
-
-=Reg.= Ah! now you look more like yourself. But how is this--why are
-you not at your post, doing the honors to the guests?
-
-=Hen.= Because I hate these empty shows. What are all these receptions
-but one maze of dissipation, where everybody seems to outdo the other
-in silliness?
-
-=Reg.= I agree with you there, Henry. There are many sins and much
-hypocrisy and deceit practiced under the veil of studied politeness,
-and the sacred bond of friendship becomes a mere matter of form to
-further the ends of frivolous and sordid desires.
-
-=Hen.= And the women! All deception, heartless, fickle. Show me a woman
-in this gilded age of fashion devoid of fashion's impress--devoid of--
-
-=Reg.= Nay, Henry! You are prejudiced--all women are not so. There are
-still many who possess all the noble attributes that Heaven instilled
-in her heart, that make her all that is beautiful and endearing in the
-eyes of a true man.
-
-=Hen.= Yes; but artificial show has supplanted her--I know not the
-ideal.
-
-=Reg.= Aye! but I know one.
-
-=Hen.= And she is--
-
-=Reg.= Your sister Adrienne!
-
-=Hen.= Oho! I understand. Ha! ha! ha! Well, well, there's my hand on
-it. I give in. There is no one in the wide world that I would be more
-pleased to call brother.
-
-=Reg.= [_Confused._] You misunderstand--you--
-
-=Hen.= Well, well; so be it. But I had better go up to the mansion
-and make the guests comfortable, and help Adrienne complete the
-arrangements for the grand ball this evening. Will you come? [_Crosses
-to L. REGINALD to R._]
-
-=Reg.= Not just at present. I want to have a little quiet stroll in
-these grand old woods; besides, I want to finish my weed.
-
-=Hen.= Well, I'm off! [=Exit= _L. 2 E._]
-
-=Reg.= As good a fellow as ever lived; with a tinge of melancholy in
-his make-up, and a little bitter against the female sex in general.
-Heigho! Probably a victim of a heartless coquette. Hum! That awkward
-slip of the tongue has betrayed me. He has discovered my feelings
-toward Adrienne. [_Leans against tree, L. 2 E., in a study._]
-
- =Enter= _SAMMY DEWDROP and ADOLPHUS SOFTHEAD, R. 2 E. They do not
- perceive REGINALD._
-
-=Sammy.= [_C._] Hang it all if I don't think we've lost the way!
-[_Looks around._]
-
-=Adolphus.= [_R. C._] Why didn't you listen to me and come by the
-regular road? Oh, Sammy! What if night should overtake us? Oh! oh!
-[_SAMMY scratches his head. REGINALD perceives them._]
-
-=Reg.= [_Aside._] Two big school-boys!
-
-=Sam.= Now, look a'here, Adolphus! How did I know we'd get in such a
-pickle? [_Sees sign on tree R. F._] Hurrah! We're all right! Here's a
-finger-post! [_SAMMY R. C. ADOLPHUS C. Reads_:] "Beware!" [_ADOLPHUS
-jumps in terror._] "Do not disturb the deer." Oh, pshaw! What shall we
-do?
-
-=Adol.= I wish I'd stayed home!
-
-=Sam.= It was all your fault that we came. You said there would be lots
-of nice girls there, and we should be sure to fall in love with ever so
-many.
-
-=Reg.= Ha! ha! ha!
-
-=Adol.= [_Scared._] Oh! oh!
-
-=Sam.= [_Clutches ADOLPHUS fearfully._] What was that?
-
-=Reg.= [_Comes forward, smiling. ADOLPHUS R. C. SAMMY C. REGINALD L.
-C._] Gentlemen, you seem distressed. Can I serve you?
-
-=Sam.= [_Brightens up suddenly. To ADOLPHUS._] Oh! you coward, to get
-frightened like that! Why can't you be brave like me?
-
-=Adol.= You were just as afraid as I was.
-
-=Reg.= [_Laughs._] Have a smoke? [_Offers cigar-case to SAMMY._] It
-will help to quiet your nerves.
-
-=Adol.= [_To SAMMY, aside._] Oh, Lucifer! I never smoked in my life.
-
-=Sam.= Neither did I! But we must take one, you know; it isn't polite
-to refuse--besides, all men smoke.
-
-=Adol.= Black as ink! Strong as old Nick, I bet.
-
-=Reg.= You seem to have lost your way.
-
-=Sam.= We were on our way to Holly Mansion, when we lost our way in
-this confounded jungle.
-
-=Reg.= Ah! Then I can be of service to you. That is my destination,
-also, and if agreeable, I shall be most happy to guide you. [_With mock
-politeness. SAMMY and ADOLPHUS both try to shake hands with REGINALD at
-once. They both speak together._]
-
-=Sam.= You're a trump.
-
-=Adol.= Put it there, old boy!
-
-=Reg.= This way, gentlemen! [=Exeunt=, _L. 2 E. Whistle scene._]
-
-
- =Scene 3=: GARDEN ADJOINING WM. LOWVILLE'S MANSION.
-
- =Enter= _ANASTASIA MAITLAND, and CORIOLANUS with valise, L. 2 E._
-
-=Anastasia.= Well, I never! Not a soul about to receive me. And after
-all that jaunt from the station, too. I declare it's an outrage. They
-could have sent their carriage to the station for me, to say the least.
-If there was somebody about, I should feel inclined to faint. [_Sits on
-bench, L. 3 E._] Coriolanus!
-
-=Cor.= [_At R. C. Bows stiffly._] Your pleasure, madam!
-
-=Anas.= Get my smelling-bottle out of the valise--be quick!
-
-=Cor.= [_Puts down valise._] I quicken!
-
-=Anas.= And there's Reginald; why was he not at the station? He knew
-I was coming. [_CORIOLANUS hands smelling-bottle._] Won't I give him
-a piece of my mind! [_Music heard at distance._] Well, I declare.
-[_Rises._] If they haven't commenced dancing already! Coriolanus, go at
-once and announce my arrival.
-
-=Cor.= Madam, I obey! I will go in advance and have the servants to
-announce us. [=Exit= _R. 2 E._]
-
-=Anas.= Announce _us_! Did I ever see such impudence--announce _us_!
-Just as if _he_, a common servant, was such a distinguished personage
-as I am. Oh! it's disgusting! [=Exit= _R. 2 E._]
-
- =Enter= _ADRIENNE and HILDA, R. 4 E._
-
-=Adrienne.= Did you arrange the flowers on the table, as I desired?
-
-=Hil.= Yes, my lady!
-
-=Adri.= [_Sits on bench, R. 3 E._] What a beautiful evening! All nature
-seems hushed, as if it had gone to sleep on the broad bosom of the day.
-[_Sighs._] Hilda, were you ever in love?
-
-=Hil.= [_Standing L. of bench._] Yes--no--that is, I--I--
-
-=Adri.= [_Laughs._] Why, you silly little goose. You act as if it were
-a crime to be in love. You tremble like a leaf.
-
-=Hil.= I--I am cold. The night air is chilly. If you'll excuse me, I
-will go in and get a shawl.
-
-=Adri.= Oh, certainly. [_HILDA is about to go._] Hilda, when you go
-in, peep into the parlor and see if Ralph--I mean, Mr. Murdell, has
-arrived.
-
-=Hil.= Yes, madam! [_R. C. Aside._] She loves him; she cannot hide it.
-[=Exit= _R. 3 E._]
-
-=Adri.= He is late! What can detain him? He begged for the honor of the
-first dance. The third has already been danced and he is not here. Oh!
-how slowly the minutes glide. Ah! he comes at last.
-
- =Enter= _RALPH, L. 2 E._
-
-=Ralph.= [_L. of bench._] This is an unexpected pleasure!
-
-=Adri.= Truant sir! This is punctuality!
-
-=Ralph.= Allow me to offer my humblest apologies for my offense, and if
-a life's devotion could repay it, command me.
-
-=Adri.= Still the disappointment would remain.
-
-=Ralph.= Then you were disappointed, Miss Lowville? Adrienne! [_Takes
-her hand._]
-
-=Adri.= Certainly! [_Withdraws her hand._] Why shouldn't I be when I
-was debarred from the pleasure of the first dance, simply because it
-was pledged to one who did not fulfill his promise? [_Music heard._]
-Hark! That's the quadrille I have given to Mr. Maitland. [_About to go
-to R._]
-
-=Ralph.= [_Takes her hand and gently forces her to bench._] Nay,
-Adrienne! Do not go.
-
-=Adri.= And would you have me be a truant like you? [_They sit._]
-
-=Ralph.= Yes, because I cannot let you go. Adrienne, long have I sought
-for such an opportunity [=Enter= _HILDA R. 4 E._] to pour into your
-ears the passion that is consuming me.
-
-=Adri.= Ralph, hush! Some one approaches.
-
-=Hil.= [_Comes forward C._] Madam! Mr. Maitland was inquiring for you
-for this quadrille.
-
-=Adri.= I almost forgot it. [_Aside to RALPH._] I'll be back presently.
-[_To HILDA._] Come, Hilda! [_Both_ =Exeunt= _R. 2 E. RALPH_ =Exits= _L.
-2 E._]
-
- =Enter= _SAMMY and ADOLPHUS, L. 2 E._
-
-=Sam.= [_Looking after the girls._] Did you see her? Oh, what a
-heavenly being! My heart goes after her, and I guess I'll follow my
-heart. [_About to rush after. ADOLPHUS pulls him back._]
-
-=Adol.= No you don't! If anybody goes, it's me. [_About to go. SAMMY
-pulls him back._]
-
-=Sam.= I want to pour my heart in her ear!
-
-=Adol.= And I want to let my soul mingle with hers!
-
-=Sam.= Well, we can't both make love to her at once. I have it! We'll
-draw lots! [_Pulls matches from pocket._] Who draws the short stick
-proposes first, and if she refuses the short stick then the long stick
-will have a chance.
-
-=Adol.= Oh, Sammy! What a head you've got.
-
-=Sam= [_Holds sticks towards ADOLPHUS._] Draw! [_ADOLPHUS draws long
-stick._]
-
-=Adol.= Just my luck!
-
-=Sam.= Ah! Now, Dolphy, I'll show you how to do it. Hush! She's coming
-back! Now you hide behind there. [_Pointing. ADOLPHUS hides behind
-flower urn, C._]
-
- =Enter= _ADRIENNE, R. 2 E. SAMMY falls on his knee._
-
-=Sam.= Most adorable angel, whose liquid eyes do penetrate the inmost
-depths of my entranced soul, listen to one who has loved you from his
-childhood. Fill me with ecstasy by the avowal from thy honeyed lips
-that you will be forever mine.
-
-=Adri.= [_Laughs heartily._] Rise, you foolish boy, and go home and
-tell your mother to put a mustard draft on your feet and give you a
-dose of paregoric.
-
-=Sam.= [_Gets up and scratches his head._] Squashed, by Jupiter! [_He
-walks to L._]
-
-=Adri.= [_R. Aside._] Where is Ralph, I wonder!
-
-=Adol.= [_Coming forward, C. To SAMMY._] Go home, you foolish boy, and
-get some paregoric and let Adolphus take off the prize. [_ADRIENNE
-turns. ADOLPHUS falls on his knee._]
-
-=Adri.= Another proposal?
-
-=Adol.= Fairest of the fair and fairer yet, take this my heart and do
-with it what you like. It's yours forevermore. [=Enter= _REGINALD,
-R. 2 E., who takes ADRIENNE'S place. ADRIENNE R., REGINALD R. C.,
-ADOLPHUS C., SAMMY L._] Play with it, use it for a foot-ball--do
-with it what you like, as long as you take your true Adolphus with
-it. My father owns sixty-eight brick houses, twenty race horses,
-three hundred slaves, and one-quarter of an acre of good farming
-land--besides--[_Discovers he is talking to REGINALD._] The devil!
-[_Starts and rushes off L. 2 E. SAMMY runs after him._]
-
-=Sam.= Who had better take paregoric now? [=Exit= _L. 2 E. ADRIENNE and
-REGINALD laugh._]
-
-=Reg.= Two foolish, overgrown boys, whose mental powers have not kept
-pace with their physical. Pray be seated, Miss Lowville. [_ADRIENNE
-sits, bench R. 3 E. REGINALD remains standing._]
-
-=Adri.= Mr. Maitland, I owe you an apology. I promised you a quadrille,
-but I regret having disappointed you.
-
-=Reg.= Don't mention it. I willingly submit to the disappointment,
-since it has afforded me the pleasure of enjoying a few moments' quiet
-conversation with one whose amiable disposition and lofty sentiments
-command my profoundest respect and admiration.
-
-=Adri.= You flatter me, sir!
-
-=Reg.= Nay, Miss Lowville, believe me, I am sincere. I have watched
-the development of noble traits, the unfolding of a noble character
-prompted by a pure and loving heart; the expression of high and lofty
-thought--all of which impressions have sunk so deeply into my being
-that they seem a part of myself. Miss Lowville, I use no honeyed words,
-but I offer you the heart and hand of an honest man, who will love,
-honor and shield you through all the walks of life.
-
-=Adri.= [_Rises._] Mr. Maitland, you honor me with the offer of such a
-noble heart as yours, and could I accept it, I should be proud to wear
-it in my bosom. Such noble love requires a noble love in return. But I
-cannot.
-
-=Reg.= Perhaps--in time--
-
-=Adri.= Alas! I cannot give you hope. But friends we shall ever be.
-[_REGINALD turns away._] Will you accept the hand of friendship?
-
-=Reg.= Yes! Yes! Pardon me! Friends we shall always be. [=Exit=
-_ADRIENNE, R. 2 E._]
-
- =Enter= _CORIOLANUS, R. 4 E._
-
-=Cor.= Sir Reginald, your honored aunt awaits your coming in the
-conservatory.
-
-=Reg.= I will attend her immediately. [=Exit= _REGINALD, R. 2 E._]
-
-=Cor.= [_Coming down C._] Coriolanus, I am proud of you--you have
-acquitted yourself nobly--you have made an impression upon her maiden
-heart, I feel assured. She recognizes the true nobility that is hidden
-under the garb of the menial. How I hate these clothes! Oh! Anastasia,
-thou knowest true worth when thou see'st it. [_Walks to right._]
-
- =Enter= _DOLLERCLUTCH, L. 4 E. Comes down C._
-
-=Dol.= Well, I've got here at last, and if I can only manage
-to meet Hilda. But how shall I contrive to see her? [_Looks around
-and sees CORIOLANUS._] Ah! there's one of the servants! I'll question
-him. [_To CORIOLANUS._] Hey, there, you clown! Come here. [_CORIOLANUS
-turns._] Coriolanus, by all that is wonderful. Well, this is
-particularly gratifying. But, how is it that I find you here? Have you
-left the other place?
-
-=Cor.= I am a visitor here! I have escorted Miss Maitland to the grand
-reception.
-
-=Dol.= Oh! I thought you were going to say you owned this place.
-However, you are just the person to do me a little service. Run to the
-mansion and tell Miss Lowville's maid to step out here a moment, that
-a gentleman wishes to speak to her. [_CORIOLANUS about to go in high
-dudgeon._] Hold on! That won't do--it will attract attention--a few
-lines will be better. [_Pulls out tablet and writes._]
-
-=Cor.= [_Aside._] I'm no common servant! Such impudence, to ask a
-gentleman like me. No, thank you! [=Exit= _in high dudgeon, R. 2 E._]
-
-=Dol.= There, I guess that will do! [_Folding up note._]
-
- =Enter= _ANASTASIA, R. 2 E._
-
-=Dol.= Here, you clown, take this note and mind--
-
-=Anas.= Sir!
-
-=Dol.= The devil! [_Aside._] Where did that infernal rascal get to!
-[_To ANASTASIA._] I beg a million pardons, madam! [_Aside._] Confound
-that rascal! [_To ANASTASIA._] Pray pardon me, madam--a mistake, I
-assure you--mistook you for another.
-
-=Anas.= Oh!
-
-=Dol.= [_L. Aside._] What an amiable creature!
-
-=Anas.= [_R. Aside._] What a charming personage, and so very
-polite--Hem!
-
-=Dol.= Did you speak, madam?
-
-=Anas.= Such a beautiful evening!
-
- =Enter= _RALPH, L. 4 E. He pauses at C._
-
-=Dol.= Why, yes! and doubly so since the arrival of such charming
-simplicity.
-
-=Ralph.= Ha! ha! ha! [_Comes down C. ANASTASIA and DOLLERCLUTCH are
-startled. ANASTASIA_ =Exits= _R. 2 E., with great dignity._]
-
-=Dol.= [_L._] Were you laughing at me, sir?
-
-=Ralph.= Yes! at the picture of charming simplicity. Ha! ha! ha!
-
-=Dol.= Hem! perhaps your name is Paul Pry?
-
-=Ralph.= Perhaps it is! [_With a shrug._] If you have any grievance,
-there's my card. [_Hands him card, and is about to go._]
-
-=Dol.= [_Looks at card. Aside._] Ralph Murdell?--the devil! [_To
-RALPH._] Well, I thought you were either a Paul Pry or a villainous
-rascal!
-
-=Ralph.= [_Turns suddenly._] What did you say?
-
-=Dol.= I say we are often mistaken. [_Crosses to R. Aside._] I'll keep
-my eyes on you, my fine bird. [=Exit= _R. 2 E._]
-
-=Ralph.= [_Looking around._] Where is Hilda? I did not like the look in
-her eye! I must be careful, or she will upset all my plans. She comes.
-
- =Enter= _HILDA, R. 2 E._
-
-=Ralph.= You are late!
-
-=Hil.= I am, sir! but not too late for what I have to say. Think you I
-will stand calmly by and witness your villainy and allow you to deceive
-another as you have basely deceived me? No! If I am not your wife in
-law, I am in the sight of Heaven, and I dare you to make another victim.
-
-=Ralph.= [_L., aside._] I must pacify her somehow. [_To HILDA._] Hilda!
-[_Takes her hand and leads her to bench L. 3 E._ =Enter= _ADRIENNE in
-background R. 5 E. She listens behind statue L. 4 E._] I have repented
-saying those harsh words. I did not mean it. It was in anger I spoke.
-
-=Hil.= Oh, Ralph! if I could only believe you.
-
-=Ralph.= You can; and if you could but look into my heart you would
-know that you, and you only, are the one for whom its pulses beat.
-
- =Enter= _REGINALD and ANASTASIA R. 2 E. ADRIENNE comes down C.
- majestically. RALPH and HILDA rise. ANASTASIA R., REGINALD R. C.,
- ADRIENNE C., RALPH L. C., HILDA L._
-
-=Adri.= Reginald Maitland, you offered me your heart and hand and I
-refused. I have reconsidered my refusal. If you still honor me with the
-offer, I accept. [=Tableau.= =Enter= _all quickly. DOLLERCLUTCH, R. 3
-E. CORIOLANUS, R. 2 E. SAMMY and ADOLPHUS, L. 3 E. HILDA and ANASTASIA
-faint. ANASTASIA falls into the arms of DOLLERCLUTCH. CORIOLANUS looks
-on with envy. SAMMY and ADOLPHUS try to support HILDA. Comic business.
-REGINALD accepts ADRIENNE'S hand eagerly. ADRIENNE, with heaving bosom,
-majestically defiant to RALPH. RALPH disconcerted._]
-
- REG. ADRI.
-
- DOLLER. RALPH.
-
- ANAS. SAM., ADOL.
-
- CORIO. HILDA.
-
- _R._ _L._
- _C._
-
-
- =Quick Curtain.=
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-Act II.
-
-
- =Scene 1=: SITTING ROOM OF THE MAITLAND COTTAGE.
-
- _ANASTASIA discovered knitting, seated at table, L. C. CORIOLANUS
- at door, R. 3 E._
-
-=Anas.= Coriolanus, have you ordered the carriage to the station?
-
-=Corio.= Your orders have been obeyed, madam! [_With bow. Crosses to
-C._]
-
-=Anas.= Then everything is in readiness for the reception of the bride
-and groom. You may retire, Coriolanus, and be pleased to announce them
-as soon as they arrive.
-
-=Corio.= I will hold myself in readiness to gratify your desires.
-[_Going, aside._] The darling creature! She cannot trust her feelings
-when alone in my presence. Every look, every action, speak of the great
-admiration she has for me.
-
-=Anas.= Well! [_Impatiently._] Will you go?
-
-=Corio.= I quicken! [=Exit= _D. R. 3 E._]
-
-=Anas.= The stupid dolt, with his stuck-up manners. I hate him! I
-wonder whether Mary has attended to the room. [_Goes to door, L. 2
-E., and calls._] Mary! Mary! [_MARY answers off entrance_, "Ma'am."]
-Have you thoroughly aired Reginald's apartments? [_MARY, as before_,
-"Yes, Ma'am." _ANASTASIA closes door._] So! Reginald and his bride will
-soon be here, and they will find everything well regulated, thanks to
-my personal supervision. I can't say that I like Reginald's choice.
-The bold thing, to throw herself upon a man like that, and before
-everybody, too! It's outrageous--not a bit of maidenly modesty--I shall
-hate her, I know I shall. And Reginald was so pleased to accept the
-proud thing. What fools men are! Well, well; I hope the dear boy will
-not be disappointed in her and live unhappily. [_She sighs heavily
-and resumes knitting._] What a strange thing love is, to be sure. Who
-could that stranger have been I met in the garden--such a splendid man!
-So full of good sense! So polite! Oh, perfectly lovely! I could fall
-in love with such a dear man. [=Enter= _MORRIS MAITLAND, D. R. 2 E._]
-I----Morris!
-
-=Mor.= [_C._] Not yet arrived? H'm! The train must be late. Has the
-carriage gone?
-
-=Anas.= Yes, brother! I gave Coriolanus strict orders to attend to it!
-
-=Mor.= Well, I suppose they will get here in good time. But it's
-getting late--past nine o'clock. [_At table, L. C._] Sister, you will
-do all in your power to make Reginald's wife comfortable and receive
-her with the respect due the wife of my honored son.
-
-=Anas.= I will do my part, Morris, provided she does hers. But I'm
-afraid Reginald has made a poor choice.
-
-=Mor.= Sister, you are prejudiced. Reginald is an honest, sensible and
-dutiful son. Although her connections are very aristocratic, more so,
-in fact, than I could cordially approve, yet, I have faith in him to
-believe that his choice has been wise, and that she will prove an honor
-to my son and the pride of his father's heart.
-
-=Anas.= Well, I have no more to say. I hope that she will fulfill your
-expectations.
-
-=Mor.= She is now my daughter and shall receive a hearty welcome into
-the bosom of our family.
-
- =Enter= _CORIOLANUS, D. R. 3 E._
-
-=Corio.= Reginald and Adrienne Maitland! [_MORRIS at L. C.; ANASTASIA
-rises and goes to fireplace, L. 3 E._]
-
- =Enter= _REGINALD, ADRIENNE and HILDA, D. R. 3 E. HILDA, R.,
- ADRIENNE, R. C., REGINALD, C., MORRIS, L. C., ANASTASIA, L._
-
-=Mor.= [_Embracing REGINALD._] My son! welcome to your paternal home.
-
-=Reg.= Father, allow me to bring to you a daughter, my wife. [_Leads
-her to him, then crosses to shake hands with ANASTASIA._]
-
-=Mor.= My daughter, welcome to our humble home--receive the blessing
-of--
-
-=Adri.= [_Coldly._] Thanks! You honor me. [_Crosses to L._] Reginald,
-[_wearily_] I am tired. [_MORRIS retreats painfully. ANASTASIA
-exchanges looks with him and draws herself loftily erect._]
-
-=Reg.= Adrienne, my aunt--Miss Maitland.
-
-=Adri.= [_Bows haughtily._] We've met before. [_To REGINALD._] Conduct
-me to my room. [_REGINALD bows._ =Exeunt= _ADRIENNE and REGINALD, D.
-L. 2 E. HILDA follows with wraps, etc. MORRIS crosses to R. Sinks in
-armchair R. of table._]
-
-=Anas.= H'm! I thought so! An iceberg. Proud and dignified. Above such
-humble surroundings! Brother!
-
-=Mor.= My son! my son!
-
-=Anas.= Did I not tell you? Perhaps you'll give me credit in the future
-for a little sense.
-
-=Mor.= [_Sternly._] Anastasia! Leave me.
-
-=Anas.= Well, you needn't bite my head off because I spoke the truth.
-[=Exit= _in dudgeon, D. R. 3 E._]
-
-=Mor.= My fondest expectations blighted. Heaven grant they will be
-happy! but--[_shakes his head_] I doubt it--I doubt it.
-
- =Enter= _REGINALD, D. L. 2 E. He approaches table slowly. MORRIS
- rises and turns away._
-
-=Reg.= Father!
-
-=Mor.= [_Turns suddenly and embraces him._] Oh, my son! I had such
-hopes for your future happiness! But alas!
-
-=Reg.= Why, father, can you for a moment doubt it? [_MORRIS shakes his
-head._] Adrienne is fatigued--worn out--weary from travel. Our journey
-has been extensive. In the morning she will be herself again.
-
-=Mor.= I sincerely hope so, my son! but I fear you have made a great
-mistake. You may have loved well, but I fear too unwisely.
-
-=Reg.= Father, you are mistaken in Adrienne. She is all that is
-noble--as free from deceit and the taint of the world as a child
-unborn. No, no, father! she is all that an honorable man could wish.
-
-=Mor.= For your sake, I wish I could think as you do, but I cannot. Did
-she love you as a wife should, she would honor her husband so much as
-to show her respect, at least, to his father.
-
-=Reg.= You had a right to expect a warmer acknowledgment of your
-welcome. But consider her fatigue. Time will command the respect and
-love due her husband's father.
-
-=Mor.= Love is a spontaneous outburst of the heart. It is not of
-gradual growth. It takes not time to discover true innate worth in a
-person. Love detects it at a glance, and time only confirms the first
-impression. My son, is she all that you desire?
-
-=Reg.= Yes, father, all.
-
-=Mor.= And are you sure that she loves you?
-
-=Reg.= [_Confused._] Yes, father--that is--I--
-
-=Mor.= Why this confusion?
-
-=Reg.= I think she does.
-
-=Mor.= Think? Why, did she not tell you as much?
-
-=Reg.= Father, we will not discuss this subject any further. Suffice it
-to say that she is my wife, and I have sworn to love and honor her till
-death do us part, and I will do my duty, sir!
-
-=Mor.= So be it, my son! and may Providence, who watches over us all,
-grant you a happy life. Heaven bless you, my son! [_Clock strikes._]
-The hour for retiring is at hand. You will call your wife to attend our
-usual family devotion in the library ere retiring for the night.
-
-=Reg.= I attend your pleasure! [=Exit= _D. L. 2 E. MORRIS strikes bell
-on table._]
-
- =Enter= _ANASTASIA, followed by CORIOLANUS, D. R. 3 E. CORIOLANUS
- R., ANASTASIA C., MORRIS L._
-
-=Anas.= Shall I call Reginald's wife?
-
-=Mor.= Reginald has gone to do so.
-
-=Anas.= Oh!
-
-=Mor.= Please retire to the library; I will follow shortly. [=Exit=
-_ANASTASIA, followed by CORIOLANUS, D. R. 3 E._]
-
- =Enter= _REGINALD, D. L. 2 E. MORRIS crosses to R. C._
-
-=Reg.= [_L. C._] Father, Adrienne wishes to be excused; she is too
-tired!
-
-=Mor.= My son, you know the laws of this house. All the members of the
-family must attend family prayer. This law has ever been kept inviolate
-by my ancestors, and it shall not be broken in this instance. You will
-inform your wife that I insist upon her attendance. [=Exit= _REGINALD
-D. L. 2 E. MORRIS walks the floor._]
-
- =Enter= _ADRIENNE quickly, D. L. 2 E., followed by REGINALD. She
- crosses to table, L. C. MORRIS R. C._
-
-=Adri.= Sir, in answer to your request, I asked to be excused;
-nevertheless, you insist upon a sacrifice of my own inclinations and
-desires. In this matter, I wish to inform you, I will suit my own
-pleasure. Good-night, sir! [_Going._]
-
-=Mor.= Madam, I respect your desires, and as the wife of my son, I
-honor you. But there are certain rules in this household from which
-there is no departure, and this is one. From time immemorial has this
-custom been a law at our fireside. As you are now a member of our
-family, I ask of you, [_ADRIENNE turns away_] nay, I beg of you, be not
-the first to violate this rule.
-
-=Adri.= [_Haughtily._] I refuse to comply!
-
-=Mor.= [_Sternly._] Then, madam, you compel me to assert my authority.
-As the master of this house, I insist upon your attendance at family
-prayer!
-
-=Adri.= [_Drawing herself erect._] Sir!
-
-=Reg.= [_At fire-place._] Father!
-
-=Mor.= Nay! I command you!
-
-=Adri.= [_To REGINALD._] Will you stand by and allow this indignity?
-
-=Reg.= Adrienne--I--
-
-=Mor.= [_Crosses to D. R. 3 E._] Enough! I await your presence in the
-library. [=Exit= _D. R. 3 E. ADRIENNE sinks into chair on R. of table.
-REGINALD in a pleading attitude. Whistle scene._]
-
-
- =Scene 2=: A STREET IN 1ST GROOVES.
-
- =Enter= RALPH, _L. 1 E._
-
-=Ralph.= Confound it, I cannot bear it any longer. This wandering
-around, nursing my wrath, is becoming unendurable. After having won
-her love, to be snatched from me by that infernal Maitland--curse
-him!--and all through that she-devil, Hilda--curse them both! Oh! I
-could tear them to pieces!
-
- =Enter= _HENRY, R. 1 E., in officer's uniform with paper in hand.
- RALPH turns away._
-
-=Hen.= [_Aside._] Ralph Murdell! I never liked the looks of that man.
-[_To RALPH._] Hello! Lost your tongue? [_R. C._]
-
-=Ralph.= [_C._] No! but I lost something else!
-
-=Hen.= Lost a love, perhaps?
-
-=Ralph.= No! I've lost my temper!
-
-=Hen.= [_Aside._] Was spooney on Adrienne! [_To RALPH._] Well, I'm glad
-you lost it!
-
-=Ralph.= Glad I lost what?
-
-=Hen.= Your temper.
-
-=Ralph.= Oh! I didn't understand.
-
-=Hen.= Why, if you _lost_ your temper, you are well rid of it, and
-ought to be jolly. But you look as if you had it still. Ha! ha! ha!
-
-=Ralph.= Confound your jokes; I'm in no humor for levity.
-
-=Hen.= No, I guess not. But where have you kept yourself buried? I have
-not seen you since my sister's Grand Ball. I suppose you know she's
-married to Maitland?
-
-=Ralph.= Yes! yes! I wish her much joy. What are you doing in that
-uniform?
-
-=Hen.= Oh! I've enlisted in the army and was made a recruiting officer.
-There is going to be a hot time. The rebels have taken possession of
-all the prominent military stations in the South. And when Lincoln
-made a call for three hundred thousand volunteers, I could not resist
-the desire to do my duty and help preserve the Union. Besides, I was
-getting tired of the lazy, drone-like life of society.
-
-=Ralph.= And are you seeking volunteers?
-
-=Hen.= Yes; besides, I am looking up a lot of individuals whose names I
-have here.
-
-=Ralph.= Volunteers?
-
-=Hen.= No! The President has ordered a draft to be made for men, and I
-am on the look-out for some.
-
-=Ralph.= Have you got me down in the draft?
-
-=Hen.= No! You are one of the lucky ones!
-
-=Ralph.= Indeed! But it would have pleased me if you had. Still, you
-can accept me as a volunteer.
-
-=Hen.= [_Aside._] H'm! his disappointment has made him desperate. [_To
-RALPH._] You surprise me, Murdell--you have more patriotism than I gave
-you credit for.
-
-=Ralph.= This sort of life is too tame for me. I long for excitement!
-
-=Hen.= [_Hands him paper and pencil._] You will please sign here!
-
-=Ralph.= [_Signs paper._] And when shall I report for duty?
-
-=Hen.= To-morrow morning at ten o'clock, at headquarters.
-
-=Ralph.= All right! I'll go and make the necessary preparations. I
-shall be on hand. [=Exit= _R. 1 E._]
-
-=Hen.= [_Crosses to L._] I'm glad Adrienne did not marry that chap, for
-I did think that she thought a great deal of him. But you can never
-tell anything about women. They never do what you think they will.
-However, I am more than pleased that things have turned out as they
-did. A better or truer man never lived than Reginald Maitland.
-
- =Enter= _SAMMY and ADOLPHUS arm in arm, R. 1 E. They do not
- perceive HENRY._
-
-=Sam.= I for one am getting discouraged. I've proposed to twenty-three
-women in two weeks and been rejected twenty-three times. [_HENRY
-examines paper._]
-
-=Adol.= And I've been rejected as many times as I've proposed. If I
-only had the courage I'd drown myself.
-
-=Sam.= And if I only had the chance I'd enlist. But come, let us drown
-our troubles in a glass of soda water. [_Going towards L. 1 E._]
-
-=Hen.= Halt! [_SAMMY and ADOLPHUS clutch each other in terror._]
-
- =Sam.= } Oh! Oh! [_ADOLPHUS and SAMMY C. HENRY L._]
- =Adol.= }
-
-=Hen.= [_To SAMMY._] Your name!
-
-=Sam.= Sammy Dewdrop!
-
-=Hen.= Right! [_To ADOLPHUS._] And yours?
-
-=Adol.= Adolphus Softhead!
-
-=Hen.= Right again! Gentlemen, I am happy to inform you that you have
-been drafted! [_SAMMY and ADOLPHUS collapse, terror-stricken._]
-
-=Adol.= Oh! I shall die!
-
-=Sam.= [_Trying to brace up, but shaking like a leaf._] Why don't you
-take it bravely like me? [_To ADOLPHUS._]
-
-=Adol.= I can't. I'll never come back alive--I know I shan't.
-
-=Sam.= [_Brightening up suddenly._] I have it. Happy thought. [_To
-HENRY._] But they won't take me--I am in the last stage of consumption.
-[_Coughs._] And they don't take consumptives.
-
-=Adol.= [_Eagerly._] And I have got--[_Beckons HENRY to come nearer--he
-whispers in his ear._]
-
-=Hen.= Very well, gentlemen. If that is so, you are exempt. [_SAMMY and
-ADOLPHUS elated, about to go._] Halt! You will first accompany me to
-headquarters, where you will be examined by the doctor; and then, if
-you are in the condition you say you are, you will be allowed to go.
-[_SAMMY and ADOLPHUS get weak in the knees._]
-
-=Sam.= [_To ADOLPHUS._] It's no use, Dolphy, the jig's up!
-
-=Adol.= Why was I born?
-
-=Hen.= About face! Forward, march. [=Exeunt= _all L. 1 E. Whistle
-scene._]
-
-
- =Scene 3=: OUTSIDE OF THE MAITLAND COTTAGE.
-
- =Enter= _HILDA, L. 2 E._
-
-=Hil.= Oh! what shall I do! my mistress is so unhappy. She is pining
-away day by day, and all for love for that worthless villain, Ralph.
-Oh, if I could only unburden my heart to her and tell her all! If she
-only knew how base he is she would not grieve so. Sometimes, when I
-see her silent despair, I feel tempted to tell her all. But I promised
-to keep silent until I heard from Mr. Dollerclutch. I fear he also has
-deserted me. Here comes my mistress! I will avoid her! I cannot witness
-her misery--my heart goes out to her. [=Exit= _R. 2 E._]
-
- =Enter= _ADRIENNE, L. 2 E. She is very pale. Sits on bench R. C._
-
-=Adri.= When will this torture end? Could I but recall the fatal words
-that doomed me to a loveless life! I can only blame my impulsive
-nature. I knew not what I did--I was mad--and I must suffer the bitter
-consequences. Oh, cruel, cruel fate! [_Her head sinks on her arm, which
-is resting on back of bench._]
-
- =Enter= _MORRIS from cottage on L._
-
-=Mor.= [_At L. C._] Madam!
-
-=Adri.= [_Starts and rises haughtily._] Your pleasure, sir!
-
-=Mor.= There is a matter I wish to speak to you about.
-
-=Adri.= Proceed, sir!
-
-=Mor.= It is about my son. [_ADRIENNE braces herself._] Until your
-advent into our family all was peace and sunshine; but now all is
-mystery and clouds. And you, madam, are the cause of this condition of
-affairs. [_ADRIENNE presses her hand to her heart._] I speak in behalf
-of my son. Since his marriage to you I have noted a change in him.
-There is something weighing heavily on his mind.
-
-=Adri.= And has _he_ sent you to plead his cause?
-
-=Mor.= No, madam! He has defended you in every particular; he has tried
-to hide the true state of affairs. His sense of honor is so high that
-he would not listen to a word against your action. His vow at the altar
-is sacred to him; he would suffer anything without a murmur, and he
-will ever defend his wife from the sneers of the world.
-
-=Adri.= Will you enlighten me, sir, as to the nature of my offense?
-
-=Mor.= You have destroyed the happiness of my son's life. He cannot
-hide the disappointment of his honest heart from the searching gaze of
-a father.
-
-=Adri.= Sir! It is best that we understand each other. I decline
-further to listen to your upbraidings. You have no right to question
-my actions. I forbid you ever to broach this subject again. The die is
-cast. I know my duty as a wife; and to my husband, and to him alone,
-will I hold myself accountable for my actions. [=Exit= _majestically L.
-2 E. MORRIS looks after her._]
-
- =Enter= _ANASTASIA, R. 2 E._
-
-=Anas.= Brother Morris, I'll not put up with it any longer. Things are
-getting to be in a pretty strait when a person of my standing must
-submit to such snubbing--yes, brother, I repeat, _snubbing_.
-
-=Mor.= Don't bother me! [=Exit= _into cottage._]
-
- =Enter= _DOLLERCLUTCH, gate C._
-
-=Anas.= [_Looking after MORRIS, angrily._] Well, I never! another snub!
-
-=Dol.= [_Down R._] Ahem!
-
-=Anas.= [_Turns suddenly._] There's that sweet man again. [_She affects
-shyness._]
-
-=Dol.= I beg your pardon, madam! but allow me to express my pleasure in
-being so fortunate as to meet your lovely self under such auspicious
-circumstances.
-
-=Anas.= You flatter me!
-
-=Dol.= By no means, madam!--by no means. That is something I would not
-be guilty of. What I said came from the heart, madam--from the heart!
-Do you understand?
-
-=Anas.= I think I do, sir! [_Aside._] Perfectly captivating!
-
-=Dol.= Allow me to conduct you to a seat, you are tired standing. [_He
-leads her to bench R. C. They sit at each end of bench and gradually
-move up closer to each other during the subsequent dialogue. Comic
-business._]
-
-=Anas.= [_Aside._] I believe he is going to propose! If he does, I'll
-accept him on the instant.
-
-=Dol.= [_Fidgeting._] Madam, I--I--really I have not the pleasure of
-your name.
-
-=Anas.= Anastasia Maitland, sir!
-
-=Dol.= Anastasia! What a beautiful name!
-
-=Anas.= Thank you!
-
-=Dol.= And so appropriate to your charming self. It will always remind
-me of an angel.
-
-=Anas.= Did you ever see an angel?
-
-=Dol.= Yes, many a one--but they were all painted!
-
-=Anas.= Oh! But I really forgot what you said your name was!
-
-=Dol.= George Washington Dollerclutch, at your service, madam! You may
-call me Father of my Country Dollerclutch for short.
-
-=Anas.= Such a grand name! It is so poetical!
-
-=Dol.= [_Nudges up closer._] Ahem!
-
-=Anas.= [_Aside._] The declaration is coming! I will fall in his arms
-as soon as he makes it.
-
-=Dol.= Madam--I--I--[_Pulls out baby dress instead of handkerchief and
-wipes his face._]
-
-=Anas.= My heart goes pitti-di-pat! [_Sees baby dress._] Oh! [_She
-turns away._]
-
-=Dol.= [_Notices it for the first time. Aside._] Confound it! I thought
-I had my handkerchief. [_To ANASTASIA._] I beg your pardon, madam!
-[_Puts it away and gets his handkerchief. ANASTASIA smiles sweetly and
-bows her head._] Ahem! as I was going to say--
-
- =Enter= _CORIOLANUS, L. 2 E._
-
-=Dol.= You are--you are--[_Sees CORIOLANUS._] The devil! [_Starts
-up. CORIOLANUS holds himself proudly erect. ANASTASIA_ =Exits= _with
-dignity into cottage._]
-
-=Cor.= [_Aside._] A rival?
-
-=Dol.= Playing the eavesdropper, eh! [_Aside._] I'll bounce the rascal!
-[_Leaps upon him suddenly and runs him off R. 2 E._] I'll teach you
-better manners. [_Walks down stage._]
-
- =Enter= _HILDA, R. 2 E._
-
-=Dol.= Don't come back or I'll--[_Sees HILDA._] Oh!
-
-=Hil.= [_Comes forward quickly._] Oh, sir! You have come at last. What
-news have you--is it good or bad?
-
-=Dol.= My dear child, I have both good and bad. I have searched the
-church register, but found no record of the marriage.
-
-=Hil.= Alas! Then I have no hope. [_Sobs._]
-
-=Dol.= [_Pulls out handkerchief._] Now don't you cry--if you do I'll
-throw up the case. [_She continues to sob._] Didn't I tell you my news
-was both good and bad?
-
-=Hil.= [_Looks up hopefully._] Yes! Yes!
-
-=Dol.= But I found that about the time you were married a leaf was torn
-out--and I'll stake my life that it was the record of your marriage.
-
-=Hil.= But who could have done such a thing?
-
-=Dol.= I strongly suspect that infernal villain of a husband of yours,
-to hide the evidence of your marriage to him!
-
-=Hil.= Then I am lost! for he surely must have destroyed it. Oh, what
-shall I do--what shall I do!
-
-=Dol.= Shut up! If you get me all excited, I'll have nothing to do
-with it. I don't believe he has destroyed it at all, but has it in his
-possession. I'm going to do a little detective work, and I warrant you
-that I'll spare no money to gain my point. I said I'd see this thing
-through, and hang me if I don't go my length in it.
-
-=Hil.= Oh, thank you, sir!
-
-=Dol.= Now listen to my plan. [_Noise heard, L. 2 E._]
-
-=Hil.= Some one approaches! Let us walk on a piece, where there is no
-danger of being overheard. [=Exeunt= _HILDA and DOLLERCLUTCH, R. 2 E._]
-
- =Enter= _ANASTASIA, L. 2 E., with letter in hand._
-
-=Anas.= [_Looks around._] I have written a few lines to the dear man,
-just to encourage him a bit--he seemed so confused. I will leave it
-here on this bench. [_Lays it on bench R. C._] He will surely come back
-and find it. George Washington Dollerclutch! Oh! he must be a brave man
-to have such a grand name! [_Noise heard, R. 2 E._] I hear footsteps!
-It must be he returning--I'll retire for a few moments. [=Exit= _L. 2
-E._]
-
- =Enter= _CORIOLANUS, R. 2 E._
-
-=Cor.= How dare he lay violent hands upon me--a gentleman of nobility!
-I cannot suffer such indignity to pass unnoticed. [_Sees letter on
-bench._] What's this! a letter?--and her handwriting, too! [_Reads._]
-"To one I love"--hem! that's me! [_Opens it--reads._] "Thou adorable
-one with the brave sounding name,"--she likes my name! "Ever since
-our first meeting have you made the profoundest impression upon my
-heart."--I knew it! "Maidenly modesty has prevented me from making an
-open expression of my affection. My heart expands within my bosom. If
-you love me wear a red necktie and smile upon me when next we meet.
-With all maidenly reserve, I am yours, A. M." I will procure the
-necktie at once, and prepare to satisfy the longing of her heart with
-the knowledge that her love is returned. [=Exit= _CORIOLANUS, L. 2 E._]
-
- =Enter= _HENRY, gate C._
-
-=Hen.= [_With draft in hand._] I think I have secured all the
-persons in the draft but two, and they are Coriolanus Wellington and
-George Washington Dollerclutch. That Dollerclutch has led me quite a
-chase--been looking for him two days. Wherever I've looked for him I
-was informed he had just left. I believe the rascal is dodging me. But
-I guess I'm sure of the other chap--he's a servant here with Adrienne's
-father-in-law. I'll go in and secure him. [=Exit= _into cottage._]
-
- =Enter= _DOLLERCLUTCH and HILDA, R. 2 E._
-
-=Dol.= Now you leave everything in my hands and I'll see that I bring
-you through your trouble all right. I've got all the points on this
-paper. Now go into the house before we are discovered. I'll soon bring
-the smiles back again.
-
-=Hil.= Oh, thank you! Heaven bless you for befriending a helpless girl.
-[=Exit= _HILDA into cottage._]
-
- =Enter= _ANASTASIA, L. 2 E. DOLLERCLUTCH puts paper into pocket._
-
-=Anas.= [_Aside._] He has just read my letter. Ahem!
-
-=Dol.= [_Turns._] My dear madam! Pray be seated! [_Leads her to bench
-R. C._] I regret extremely that our last interview was so abruptly
-terminated by the advent of that ignorant jackass--
-
- =Enter= _CORIOLANUS, L. 2 E., wearing a ridiculously large red
- necktie. He strikes dignified attitudes and tries to attract
- ANASTASIA'S attention to it. He tries to smile--but they are very
- sickly smiles._
-
-=Anas.= [_Stares at CORIOLANUS._] Oh!
-
-=Dol.= [_Aside._] There's that confounded idiot again. Look at the
-grinning hyena.
-
-=Anas.= Well, I never! The man must be crazy.
-
-=Dol.= [_Rising._] Madam! with your permission, I will crush the
-rascal. [_ANASTASIA nods assent. DOLLERCLUTCH bounces him--they
-struggle off L. 2 E. Sound of broken glass. DOLLERCLUTCH returns, his
-clothes ruffled._] I guess I fixed him that time--I landed him in the
-hot-house.
-
-=Anas.= [_Admiringly._] I knew you were a brave man!
-
-=Dol.= Well, I must say I am rather proud of my bravery. I was not
-named George Washington for nothing.
-
- =Enter= _HENRY from cottage._
-
-=Hen.= [_Aside._] At last! [_To DOLLERCLUTCH._] George Washington
-Dollerclutch, I beg to inform you that you are drafted. You will
-accompany me to headquarters.
-
-=Dol.= [_Terror-stricken._] Oh, Lord!
-
- =Enter= _CORIOLANUS, L. 2 E., face and hands cut--his clothes
- disordered. ANASTASIA R., DOLLERCLUTCH R. C., HENRY C., CORIOLANUS
- L. C._
-
-=Cor.= What! I calmly submit to this outrage? Never! I'll tear him to
-pieces.
-
-=Hen.= [_Seizing CORIOLANUS._] You are drafted to help preserve
-the Union. [_CORIOLANUS is frightened. During the above ANASTASIA
-pantomimes to DOLLERCLUTCH to follow her and escape._ =Exit= _ANASTASIA
-R. 2 E. DOLLERCLUTCH about to follow her. HENRY sees him and points
-revolver at him._] Halt! [_DOLLERCLUTCH turns and sees revolver and is
-frightened._] Advance three paces--halt! About face! [_CORIOLANUS takes
-position on his right._] That will do. Now, gentlemen, before we go to
-headquarters, you will accompany me into the house until I get some
-lunch; then we will proceed on our journey. Left face! Forward march!
-[=Exeunt= _all into cottage._]
-
- =Enter= _ADRIENNE, followed by REGINALD, L. 2 E._
-
-=Reg.= Adrienne!
-
-=Adri.= [_R. C. Turns._] Your pleasure, Reginald!
-
-=Reg.= [_Quietly, but firmly._] Adrienne, I desire a few moments'
-conversation. What I have to say is for your ears only!
-
-=Adri.= Proceed, Reginald. I hear you!
-
-=Reg.= Adrienne, the time has come when I must speak--I can no longer
-bear the cold, dignified reserve with which you treat me--your husband.
-There is a motive for all things--and there must be a motive that
-prompts your action. We are man and wife, and open candor and frankness
-should exist between us.
-
-=Adri.= Have I not fulfilled my duty, sir? Have I not shown you the
-honor and respect that you have a right to demand from a wife?
-
-=Reg.= You have honored and respected me, Adrienne, but I have a right
-to expect even more.
-
-=Adri.= I do not understand!
-
-=Reg.= I have a right to expect your love! [_ADRIENNE retreats a step,
-her hand pressed to her heart._] Yes, Adrienne! Marriage is a holy act
-which ought to be based on the rock of love; else it becomes a sordid
-and disgraceful bargain, devoid of sacredness and heavenly sanction.
-[_She recoils._] When I led you to the altar it was with the firm
-belief that our marriage would be a holy and sacred bond, founded upon
-the eternal principle of love. But your manner since has caused me to
-doubt the sincerity of your heart.
-
-=Adri.= [_Haughtily._] Did I, when I accepted your hand, say that I
-returned your love?
-
-=Reg.= No! In my eyes you were an ideal woman, of the highest and
-noblest sentiment--devoid of worldly ambition and desire. That was
-sufficient. Could I then doubt the feeling which actuated your
-acceptance of my heart and hand? [_Slight pause._] Adrienne! say that I
-am not disappointed in you--say that your sacred vow at the altar, "to
-love, honor and obey," was not a hollow sham--speak, Adrienne, speak!
-[_Pause. REGINALD turns away._]
-
-=Adri.= [_Recovering slowly._] I will be honest with you, sir! You have
-a right to know. Could I but recall those fatal words that bound me for
-life to one I can never love, I would willingly lay down my life. I
-refused you when you first offered yourself, because I loved another.
-When I witnessed his perfidy, a few moments later, in a fit of pique,
-I accepted you. When I recovered from the mad impulse that swayed my
-being, I awakened to the misery into which I had plunged myself, and I
-almost hated you for tempting me to this agonizing bondage.
-
-=Reg.= [_With intense feeling suppressed._] Madam, the die is cast! You
-bear my name--you are my wife--that cannot be recalled, for that is
-recorded above. You will ever receive at my hands the respect that is
-due my wife. I shall provide for and protect you as long as He, in His
-good mercy, does grant me life. You will always find this, my paternal
-home, yours to enjoy.
-
-=Adri.= [_Alarmed._] What would you do?
-
-=Reg.= Madam, it must be evident to you that my hopes in life are
-blighted; that I would not weary your sight with the presence of one
-who would be a constant reproach to your misery and folly. I will
-leave you. Perhaps the day may come when your heart may change and
-turn toward the husband. If so, the words, "Reginald, I love you--come
-back," will bring to your bosom the husband, who will always be true to
-his sacred vow at the altar. [_Crosses to L._]
-
- =Enter= _HENRY, DOLLERCLUTCH and CORIOLANUS, followed by
- ANASTASIA, MORRIS and HILDA, from cottage. HENRY back of bench, R.
- DOLLERCLUTCH and ADOLPHUS, R. MORRIS and ANASTASIA, up C. HILDA
- crosses to ADRIENNE. ADRIENNE is overcome. She sinks on bench, R.
- C._
-
-=Reg.= [_To HENRY._] Henry, accept a new recruit, who is ready to fight
-for the preservation of the Union and protect the Stars and Stripes.
-[_Takes roll and pencil and signs it._]
-
-=Adri.= [_Starting up, with outstretched hands._] Reginald, stay!
-
-=Hen.= Too late! [_ADRIENNE faints. HILDA attends her at bench, R. C._]
-
- =Tableau.=
-
- DOLLER. CORIO.
-
- HEN. MORRIS.
-
- HIL. ADRI. REG. ANAS.
-
-
- =Curtain.=
-
-
-
-
-ACT III.
-
-A Lapse of Four Years.
-
-
- =Scene 1=: A CAMP IN THE ARMY.
-
- _Discovered at rise of curtain: HENRY in Captain's uniform,
- and REGINALD as a private, both seated on camp-stools, R. 2 E.
- CORIOLANUS, as private, sitting near the fire, R. C. DOLLERCLUTCH,
- as private, asleep in front of tent, L. 4 E. ADOLPHUS, as private,
- doing sentinel duty, L. 1 E._
-
-=Hen.= When did you hear from home last, Reginald?
-
-=Reg.= A week ago.
-
-=Hen.= And how is your little Alice?
-
-=Reg.= When last I heard, she was well. Oh, Henry! she is the only joy
-in my life. The future of my child is the only thing that keeps me
-from despair. I live in hopes that I shall one day clasp my child to
-my bosom. Oh, the yearning of a father's heart! And now that we are so
-near to her, I almost feel tempted to shirk my duty and satisfy the
-longing to see my beloved child.
-
-=Hen.= We are only six miles away from your home, I believe you said?
-
-=Reg.= Yes! day by day have we been drawing closer to it. And it is
-nearly four years since I left the scene, never to return to it again.
-[_He turns away._]
-
-=Hen.= Reginald, I sincerely sympathize with you in your trouble.
-[_Takes him by the hand._] Adrienne has wronged you deeply. She----
-
-=Reg.= [_Checks him._] Henry, she is your sister, but do not forget
-that she is my _wife_. I cannot listen to her condemnation even from
-you.
-
-=Hen.= Well, Reginald, I respect your wishes. But cheer up! I have
-faith to believe that all will be right again--that some day will see
-you reunited and happy.
-
-=Reg.= [_Shakes his head._] This will be my only happiness, Henry.
-[_Shows picture of child._]
-
-=Hen.= Is this the picture of my niece? Why, she doesn't look a bit
-like Adrienne!
-
-=Reg.= No! the resemblance is to _my_ family. I can now readily
-understand why my father wrote to me, soon after the child's birth,
-asking the privilege of naming it. She bears a striking resemblance to
-my little sister.
-
-=Hen.= Your sister! I never knew you had a sister!
-
-=Reg.= No! because that is the skeleton in our family closet. Her name
-was Alice. When but three months old she was stolen from the cradle.
-All effort to recover the child proved fruitless. Her disappearance has
-since remained a mystery. Grief over our loss brought my mother to an
-early grave. My father sacrificed his all in the hope of recovering the
-child, but all his efforts proved unavailing. This happened eighteen
-years ago, and we know not whether she be living or not, but we mourn
-her as dead.
-
-=Hen.= And had you no suspicion as to who stole the child?
-
-=Reg.= None. My father did not think he had an enemy in the world.
-
-=Hen.= Strange! very strange! The ways of Providence are mysterious,
-and we must bow with resignation to His Divine Will. One moment,
-Reginald. [_To ADOLPHUS._] Adolphus!
-
-=Adol.= [_Salutes._] Captain, I await your orders.
-
-=Hen.= Go to the officers' tent and inquire whether the mail has
-arrived.
-
-=Adol.= [_Salutes._] All right, Captain! [=Exit= _L. 1 E._]
-
-=Hen.= [_To CORIOLANUS._] Coriolanus! [_CORIOLANUS rises and salutes._]
-Take his post as sentinel! [_CORIOLANUS salutes and takes his post. To
-REGINALD._] It is remarkable what a change there is in Adolphus. When I
-drafted him I thought he would make a poor soldier, he was so cowardly;
-but he has turned out to be one of the bravest men in the regiment. A
-soldier's life has made a man of him.
-
-=Reg.= It has, indeed! I have often wanted to ask you what ever became
-of his chum, Sammy. I thought you had drafted him, also.
-
-=Hen.= I did; but he had plenty of money, and furnished a substitute. I
-wish the mail would arrive. [_Rises._] By the way, Reginald, did your
-last letter mention anything about any of the rest of your household?
-
-=Reg.= [_Rises._] For instance, Hilda? Ha! ha! ha! Oh, you sly rogue!
-Henry, I remember a conversation we had, when you asked me to show you
-a woman devoid of fashion's frivolities--ha! ha! ha! Perhaps, now _you_
-can show one--ha! ha! ha! What! Henry, the recluse, the woman-hater, in
-love with a woman? Wonderful! Ha! ha! ha!
-
-=Hen.= Well, I'll acknowledge the corn; but I didn't know a sensible
-woman until I met Hilda Wallace, whose quiet and unassuming manners
-struck the chord of affinity in my nature.
-
-=Reg.= [_Takes him by the hand._] Well, well, I'm glad of the
-transformation, and I hope your future will not be marred by
-disappointment. [_DOLLERCLUTCH snores._]
-
- =Enter= _ADOLPHUS, L. 1 E._
-
-=Hen.= [_To ADOLPHUS._] Well?
-
-=Adol.= [_Salutes._] The mail has not arrived, Captain! [REGINALD
-=Exits= _into tent, C. DOLLERCLUTCH snores._]
-
-=Hen.= Pshaw! just tickle that fellow with your boot! [_ADOLPHUS about
-to do so._]
-
-=Dol.= [_Dreaming._] Oh, Anastasia! [_ADOLPHUS, L. C. HENRY, C.
-DOLLERCLUTCH asleep, L. CORIOLANUS, down L._]
-
-=Hen.= Listen! He's dreaming!
-
-=Dol.= Anastasia, beloved! oh, fly--fly to my arms!
-
-=Hen.= Ha! ha! ha! I wonder whether she's got wings? [_DOLLERCLUTCH
-talks again._] But, listen!
-
-=Dol.= [_Starting._] The rebs are coming--the rebs are coming! Where
-shall I hide myself? I'll be killed if I stay here. [_Sits upright._]
-Don't shoot! [_He fights imaginary rebels._] Don't shoot--don't!
-[_Awakes._]
-
-=Hen.= Look out! the rebs are coming! Ha! ha! ha!
-
-=Dol.= [_Getting on his feet. Aside._] Confound it all! I must have
-been dreaming.
-
-=Hen.= Ha! ha! ha! We've found you out at last, old Dollerclutch. You
-are a _brave_ man, George Washington. I thought I never did see you
-when we went into an engagement--now I can account for it.
-
-=Dol.= [_L. C._] Sir! I have always been where the fight was thickest.
-
-=Cor.= [_Aside._] After it was over.
-
-=Hen.= _You_ mean George Washington was--but I mean George Washington
-Dollerclutch.
-
-=Dol.= Sir! Do you mean to insinuate that my bravery is a matter of
-doubt? You wrong me, sir! You wrong me, I can assure you. My deeds of
-valor have saved the day many a time--many a time. Do you understand?
-But my modesty won't allow me to speak of them. Even in my childhood
-was I noted for my bravery. I took Mrs. Winslow's soothing syrup with
-the most unflinching courage. Nothing would delight me more than a
-hand-to-hand encounter with a whole regiment of rebels. I would glory
-in the chance, sir! I have smelt powder many times. [_He shoots off his
-revolver, smells the smoke from the barrel, and struts the stage. HENRY
-whispers to ADOLPHUS and points to DOLLERCLUTCH._]
-
-=Adol.= [_Aside to HENRY._] All right, captain; I understand! [_He
-steals off cautiously, L. 2 E. HENRY beckons to CORIOLANUS to
-follow him, enjoining caution._ =Exeunt=, _R. 2 E. All this is done
-unperceived by DOLLERCLUTCH._]
-
-=Dol.= To take me for a coward--bah! Gentlemen, you don't know!
-you--[_Turns and finds them gone._] Hello! where the deuce did they go?
-[_Looks around in the different tents._]
-
- =Enter= _ADOLPHUS, L. 2 E., in a rebel suit, with gun and false
- whiskers. He is not noticed by DOLLERCLUTCH. ADOLPHUS brings his
- gun to shoulder and points it at DOLLERCLUTCH._
-
-=Adol.= [_L. C._] Halt, and surrender. [_DOLLERCLUTCH at tent, R. 5 E.
-He turns suddenly in a fright--his knees knock together--he raises his
-hands and tries to speak._] Don't move a muscle or I'll bore you.
-
-=Dol.= [_C._] Don't shoot! Oh, please don't shoot. Please, Mr. Rebel,
-I have sixteen small children. Oh! consider what will become of them
-when I am taken from them! [_ADOLPHUS drops his gun. Aside._] Ah! that
-melted him! [_ADOLPHUS raises gun again._] Oh! oh!
-
-=Adol.= Remove your cap! [_DOLLERCLUTCH complies with all._] Place it
-on the ground. Take off your coat. Place it with your cap! [_ADOLPHUS
-takes off his cap and throws it to him._] Put it on! [_Takes off
-his coat and throws it to DOLLERCLUTCH._] Put it on! [_He gathers
-up DOLLERCLUTCH'S clothes._] Now sit down. [_DOLLERCLUTCH goes for
-stool._] No, no, on the ground! Take hold of your toes! Now sit there
-till I come back. [=Exit= _L. 2 E._]
-
-=Dol.= [_Looking around._] This is the toughest scrape I was ever in.
-The camp has been surprised by the rebels. They are all captured. Oh,
-Anastasia, I'm done for!
-
- =Enter= _HENRY, R. 4 E., followed by CORIOLANUS. ADOLPHUS
- re-enters, L. 2 E., in his regular uniform._
-
-=Hen.= [_CORIOLANUS R., HENRY R. C., DOLLERCLUTCH C., ADOLPHUS L. C.
-Pounces upon DOLLERCLUTCH._] I've got the rebel, boys. Get some cords,
-quick! [_ADOLPHUS gets them, L. 3 E._]
-
-=Dol.= [_Struggling._] Hold on, Captain! Let me go; it's me!
-
-=Corio.= Let's hang the rebel to a tree, Captain! He's a spy!
-
-=Dol.= I tell you, Captain, it's me--don't you hear me?
-
-=Adol.= Let's tie him to a stake and riddle him with bullets.
-
-=Corio.= [_Aside._] I'll get even with him now for the indignity he
-heaped upon me four years ago.
-
-=Dol.= [_Struggling._] Oh!
-
-=Hen.= I'll tell you what we'll do! We will give him a sound switching
-first. Then we'll hang him for a spy.
-
-=Corio.= [_Eagerly._] Let me do the switching, Captain. [_Gets switch,
-L. 3 E. Aside._] I'll give it him hot!
-
-=Dol.= Oh, Lord! I shall die! [_CORIOLANUS returns._]
-
-=Corio.= Now, you rebel, [_cuts him with switch_] how does that feel?
-
-=Dol.= You infernal rascal! I'll--[_CORIOLANUS cuts him again._] Oh!
-
-=Corio.= Fits close, eh? [_Cuts again._]
-
-=Dol.= [_Struggling._] Oh! oh! [_Pleads._] Good Coriolanus,
-please--please don't! [_CORIOLANUS cuts again._] Oh! Don't you know
-your old friend, Dollerclutch?
-
-=Corio.= Dollerclutch? You? Oh, no! you're not Dollerclutch.
-Dollerclutch is a _brave_ man. Oh, no! you're a black-hearted rebel.
-[_Cuts him again._]
-
-=Dol.= Oh! oh!
-
-=Hen.= [_To CORIOLANUS._] Hold! Let me look at him! Ha! ha! ha! It is
-Dollerclutch, by all that's wonderful! [_Releases DOLLERCLUTCH._] Ha!
-ha! ha! a good joke!
-
-=Dol.= [_Rises to his feet._] A joke, sir? Do you call that a joke?
-But, I'll now give you an exhibition of my bravery, sir! [_Pounces
-suddenly upon CORIOLANUS. They struggle off, L. 3 E. All laugh._]
-
-=Adol.= I guess we've taken the conceit out of him, Captain!
-
-=Hen.= Yes, I hope it will prove a wholesome lesson to him.
-
- =Enter= _RALPH, L. 2 E., with letters, which he pulls from his
- pocket. A large wallet drops unnoticed by him from his pocket, near
- stool, L. 2 E._
-
-=Ralph.= [_C._] Good afternoon, Henry!
-
-=Hen.= [_Aside._] The mail at last! [_To RALPH._] Good afternoon,
-Murdell! The mail?
-
-=Ralph.= [_R. C._] Yes! [_Sorting letters._] Any news from the front?
-
-=Hen.= Yes! Grant has flanked Lee and is pressing him hard.
-
-=Ralph.= Good! He'll worry him out soon. [_Hands letter to HENRY._]
-
- =Re-enter= _DOLLERCLUTCH, L. 3 E.; CORIOLANUS, L. 2 E._
-
-=Hen.= Thanks, Major! [_Retires up stage and reads letter._]
-
-=Ralph.= [_Reads from envelope._] Adolphus Softhead!
-
-=Adol.= [_Comes forward._] Thank you, Major! [_Salutes, and retires up
-stage reading._]
-
-=Ralph.= [_As before._] George Washington Dollerclutch.
-
-=Dol.= [_Comes down._] That's me, Major! [_He takes letter, salutes and
-sits on stool, near which pocket-book lies._]
-
- =Enter= _REGINALD, from tent._
-
-=Reg.= [_R. C., to RALPH._] Anything for me, Major? [_Salutes._]
-
-=Ralph.= [_Coldly._] Yes! [_Hands him letter._]
-
-=Reg.= Thank you, Major! [_Salutes and retires up stage reading._]
-
-=Ralph.= [_Looking after him._] Curse him! How I hate him! The proud
-fool! Satisfied to remain a private! If he'd accepted promotion, as
-it was offered him from time to time, for his gallant bravery in the
-field, he would be my superior officer. As it is, he prefers to remain
-a private, because, as he says, his ambition does not aspire to receive
-the plaudits of his country. The commanding officers cannot find praise
-enough for his heroism in action. Curse him! [_To HENRY on right._]
-Lowville, you will meet the officers in a half hour from now, for
-consultation.
-
-=Hen.= All right, Major! [=Exit= _RALPH, L. 2 E._]
-
-=Reg.= [_Looking at letter._] And yet no word from Adrienne! [=Exit=
-_into tent, R. 5 E._]
-
-=Dol.= [_At stool, L. 2 E., reads._] "I long for the time when this
-cruel war is over, when I may receive my brave Dollerclutch to this
-maiden heart." Oh! this cruel war, to keep such fond hearts apart!
-Hello! Here is something on the other side--[_reads._] "Hilda tells me
-to write you that she has not forgotten you, and God bless you!" No,
-nor have I forgotten her! Poor girl! I've watched him and pumped him,
-but I can't find out anything--he's as close as an oyster with--[_Sees
-wallet on ground._] Hello! What's this? [_Picks it up._] "R. M." Why,
-it's his! [_Looks around._] H'm! I'll investigate! [_Opens it and
-pulls out papers. He unfolds one and jumps up excitedly._] Hurrah!
-Hilda's marriage record, by the jumping jingo! [_He looks around,
-places it in his pocket._] Good! [_Unfolds another._] H'm--'tis part of
-a letter--[_reads_] "of old Maitland"--something torn off and then--"of
-old Maitland"--[_reads further_] "Revenge is sweet. I can fancy how he
-grieves for his lost Alice!" [_Studies._] Maitland! The devil! That's
-Reginald's name; but he says old Maitland--he's young; but he's got
-a father. Of course he has, and he's older than he. Certainly he is!
-How stupid I am! [_Studies again._] H'm! [_Pulls out baby dress from
-his bosom and examines initials._] A. M.! [_Jumps up._] Eureka! by the
-jumping jingo! A.--Alice! M.--Maitland! That's Hilda's name, I'll stake
-my life! Here comes the rascal back. [_DOLLERCLUTCH puts letter in his
-pocket hastily--he leaves the wallet on the ground, where he found
-it--goes a little up stage and appears interested in his own letter._]
-
- =Enter= _RALPH, L. 2 E., as if hunting for something._
-
-=Ralph.= Confound it! I must have dropped it when I pulled those
-letters from my pocket! [_Sees wallet on ground._] Ah! Here it is!
-safe! What a fortunate thing it did not fall into anybody's hands!
-Good! I'm a lucky dog! [=Exit= _L. 2 E._]
-
-=Dol.= [_Comes down and looks after him._] Yes! and I'm a luckier dog.
-I can go you one better, my chap. George Washington, you did that
-slick--you're a trump! But how shall I get these papers to the poor
-girl? Confound it, I can't send them to her for fear they'll fall
-into his hands again. If I keep them he'll soon discover his loss and
-institute a search. If I hide them until the war is over, I might get
-shot by an infernal rebel, and then how will the poor girl know about
-them? Now, this _is_ a dilemma! [_Studies._] I have it! It is only
-five or six miles to the place. I'll take them myself. I'll wait till
-dark, then I'll slip away. I can be back in three hours! [_Sudden
-thought._] What if my absence should be discovered? Then I'll be in
-a pretty pickle! Court-martial--probably shot for a deserter. Ugh!
-[_Sudden determination._] I'll risk it; I promised to see this thing
-through, and, hang it, George Washington Dollerclutch will stand by his
-word. Besides, I'll have a chance to see my charming Anastasia. That'll
-nerve me in the undertaking. [_Retires up stage and_ =Exits= _into
-tent, L. 4 E. During the last speech the stage is gradually darkened.
-HENRY comes forward, C._]
-
-=Hen.= Dollerclutch! [_DOLLERCLUTCH sticks his head out of tent._]
-You will serve as sentinel on the high rock for the night. Maitland,
-relieve Softhead. [_They salute and go to their respective posts.
-DOLLERCLUTCH on high rock, L. 5 E. REGINALD, L. 1 E._] This is going to
-be a dark night. I'll turn in. [=Exit= _HENRY, L. 2 E. The rest retire
-to their tents._]
-
-=Dol.= Now for my journey! [_He comes down, gets a cloak from tent, L.
-4 E., and steals away cautiously, R. 3 E._]
-
-=Reg.= [_L. C. In a study._] "Adrienne has taught little Alice to pray
-for you." How strangely my father's words move me! Perhaps--but no!
-no!--that will never be! Adrienne must be forever dead to my yearning
-heart. When I entered the army I thought I had buried the joy of life
-forever. But love for my child has sprung from the ashes of my forlorn
-hopes, to cheer my drooping heart, like the oasis to the weary traveler
-of the desert. Oh! the longing of a father's heart! What would I not
-give to see her--speak to her. Oh! I feel as if I could not resist the
-temptation to go and have if but one look. Yes, yes--a soldier's life
-is uncertain--it may be the only opportunity to cast my eyes upon my
-darling Alice!
-
- =Enter= _RALPH, L. 2 E. He pauses. REGINALD at C._
-
-=Reg.= I cannot resist the impulse. I must see my child! [=Exit=
-_hurriedly into tent, L. 5 E. RALPH watches him cautiously._]
-
- =Re-enter= _REGINALD from tent with cloak, and_ =Exit= _hurriedly,
- R. 4 E._
-
-=Ralph.= What does this mean? Maitland leaving his post? He acts
-strangely, too! I'll follow him and see what he is up to. At last I
-have the opportunity to humble his pride in the sight of the commanding
-officers! [_He follows REGINALD, R. 4 E._]
-
- =Quick Curtain.=
-
-
-
-
-Act IV.
-
-
- =Scene 1=: SITTING-ROOM IN THE MAITLAND COTTAGE.
-
- _ANASTASIA discovered seated knitting at table, L. C._
-
-=Anas.= War, and war, and war--and nothing but war! What earthly sense
-can there be in a lot of men standing up to be shot at, I'd like to
-know? Men making targets of themselves for others to practice shooting
-at! If they want to shoot so bad there are enough shooting galleries,
-where they can bang away to their hearts' content. But that's just the
-way with the men. They always will be doing things they ought not to.
-If the women only had the control of the Government, there would not be
-any war--never! Everything would be peace and harmony.
-
- =Enter= _MORRIS, D. R. 3 E._
-
-=Mor.= [_R. C._] Good morning, sister! Where is my little darling Alice?
-
-=Anas.= Out in the garden with her mother and Hilda.
-
-=Mor.= [_Anxiously._] I am almost afraid to let them venture out of the
-house for fear there might be some rebels lurking in the neighborhood.
-
-=Anas.= [_Drops knitting and rises._] Good gracious, brother Morris!
-There is no danger of the fighting coming so close?
-
-=Mor.= It is hard to tell how it will be. Warfare is very uncertain,
-although I do not think there is any immediate danger. The rebels are
-fleeing towards the north-west, out of our track entirely. The Union
-forces are but six miles to our west.
-
-=Anas.= What if they should turn back? What will become of us?
-
-=Mor.= True; but I believe the greatest danger is past! The rebels have
-a determined pursuer, who will not be forced back. Grant is not the
-man to acknowledge defeat. He has entered the fight to win, and I have
-faith in him to believe that he will not turn his back upon the rebels
-until he has forced them to submission.
-
-=Anas.= Just to think that we might all have been shot and cut up--ugh!
-It makes my blood run cold.
-
-=Mor.= But the danger is not entirely over. The enemy is getting
-desperate. Their supplies are cut off, and I fear some depredation
-from foraging parties. I must caution them not to go out of sight of
-the house, and not to allow Alice out of hearing. It would tear my
-heart-strings should harm come to my darling little Alice.
-
-=Anas.= Bless the sweet child! How she does grow. Ah! brother, she
-looks more and more like our poor lost Alice every day.
-
-=Mor.= Anastasia! I beg of you do not re-open the old wound. Revive not
-the bitter memories of the past, which still have power to renew the
-agony of a father's woful loss. [_Turns away._]
-
-=Anas.= Forgive me, brother! I did not wish to make you feel sad. I'm
-too sympathetic--I'm--I'm--[_She sits and cries affectedly._]
-
-=Mor.= There, there! Don't let us have a scene. John is about ready to
-start for the post-office. If you have any letters to send, you will
-please have them ready. I will go and seek my little torment, Alice.
-[=Exit= _D. R. F._]
-
-=Anas.= [_Takes letter from pocket and reads it._] Ah, how he loves
-the child! Should anything happen to Alice, it would kill him.
-[_Addresses letter._] George Washington Dollerclutch, Esq. There,
-you brave man! I'm so afraid his lion courage will make him too
-venturesome. History will be full of his great deeds of bravery and
-valor. But I must hasten, or I shall be too late. [=Exit= _D. L. 2 E._]
-
- =Enter= _HILDA, D. R. 3 E. She goes to chair R. of table._
-
-=Hil.= How cruel is fate! The friend on whom I had based my hopes to
-help me sustain an honorable recognition before the world is debarred,
-by the cruel requirements of war, from clearing my name of the stain
-and reproach heaped upon it by a designing and depraved villain.
-
- =Enter= _ADRIENNE, D. R. 3 E._
-
-=Adri.= What! brooding again, Hilda? Come, cheer up! Put a firm trust
-in the Almighty, and He will help you out of your great trouble.
-
-=Hil.= I do! [_Rises._] But, oh! it seems so long to wait!
-
-=Adri.= Alas, yes! We are apt to question sometimes, if He has deserted
-us. But, rest assured, Hilda, He is all mercy and justice, and will, in
-His good time, bring the balm of peace and joy to the suffering heart.
-
-=Hil.= Thanks, my lady! You have been so good to me.
-
-=Adri.= Nay, Hilda! I deeply sympathize with you in your trouble, and
-I feel assured that your villainous husband will, some day, meet the
-punishment he so richly deserves.
-
-=Hil.= Yes, my lady. How near he came to wrecking your happiness, also.
-It makes me shudder to think of it.
-
-=Adri.= Yes, Hilda! but Heaven saved me from such a fate. It is with
-shame that I must acknowledge that I was so blinded to his real
-character as to love him. Thank Heaven, my eyes have been opened to his
-treachery and baseness.
-
-=Hil.= Oh, my lady! I am so glad to know that you forgave my silence
-about his true character.
-
-=Adri.= I could not blame you, Hilda. It was a bitter lesson, and I
-can only reproach my folly for listening to his ardent appeals of
-love. I thought him a gentleman of the highest honor, worthy of the
-love of a virtuous and innocent girl. But your exposure of his utter
-depravity has saved me from despair. It has awakened me to a keen
-sense of the great injustice I have done him who has honored me with
-his name--my husband. Oh, the agony I have inflicted upon that noble,
-trusting heart! Oh, that it was I that drove him from me by my wretched
-cruelty!--perhaps to meet his death upon the gory field of battle.
-
- =Enter= _MORRIS, door in L. F. He pauses and listens._
-
-=Adri.= Oh, may the Heavenly Father spare his life and bring him safely
-back to this bleeding heart.
-
-=Hil.= Oh, Adrienne! then you love him?
-
-=Adri.= Love him, Hilda! Yea. I worship him. The grand nobility of his
-soul has inspired my heart with the strong, undying love of the wife.
-
-=Hil.= And does Reginald know of the change of your heart?
-
-=Adri.= Alas, no! Pride--foolish pride--has kept me from making the
-confession to him.
-
-=Hil.= Adrienne, let me beseech you, then, to write to him at once,
-and bring the sunshine of joy to his wretched heart. Do not mar your
-own happiness by withholding the true state of your feelings. Think
-of your child--your darling Alice. Do not deprive her future of the
-happiness of a father's love.
-
-=Adri.= I am so unworthy of him. Can he--will he forgive? [_Aside._]
-His words when he left me--"Perhaps in time your feelings may change;
-if so, the words 'Reginald, I love you--come back,' will bring to your
-side one who will forever love you." [_To HILDA._] Yes, yes, Hilda,
-you have taught me my duty. I will unburden to him my heart. I _will_
-say--"Reginald, I love you--come back." [_MORRIS comes forward. Down
-L._]
-
-=Mor.= God bless you, my daughter!
-
-=Adri.= You here?
-
-=Mor.= Forgive me, Adrienne, for being a listener. But I am glad, for
-it has convinced me how much I had wronged you in my thoughts. It has
-shown me the true and loving heart of a woman--of a true and loyal
-wife, who can yet be a pride to the loving heart of a husband, and a
-joy in the declining years of his father. I have treated you coldly,
-harshly, unjustly. I knew not the cause--the motive of your action. I
-looked but upon the result. I now ask, in all humility and deference,
-your forgiveness. [_He kneels to her._]
-
-=Adri.= Rise, most noble sir! I have naught to forgive! I, alone, am to
-blame. I have merited your censure by my conduct. Heaven grant it may
-not be too late to restore to your arms an honored and dutiful son, and
-to me a cherished and beloved husband.
-
-=Mor.= [_Embraces her._] Adrienne! [_Kisses her forehead._] God bless
-you, my daughter! [_His head droops on her shoulder. ADRIENNE gives her
-hand to HILDA, who takes it in both her own. Picture. Whistle scene._]
-
- =Scene 2=: WOOD PASS IN 1ST GROOVE. NIGHT.
-
- =Enter= _DOLLERCLUTCH, R. 1 E., enveloped in cloak._
-
-=Dol.= I got safely away without being discovered. The camp was wrapped
-in slumber, not a soul stirring but the sentinels. [_Looks around._] If
-I'm not mistaken, I must be near the house. Ah! some one approaches!
-[_He retires._]
-
- =Enter= _HILDA, L. 1 E._
-
-=Hil.= If Reginald could but return, how happy they would be! I left
-Adrienne writing to him, pouring out the love which will bring joy to
-his desolate heart. [_Sighs._] And there's Henry, her brother! How my
-thoughts will always revert to him. So manly in his bearing--high in
-the appreciation of true worth. If I only were--but no! I must check
-the feeling that has sprung up here. [_Pressing her heart._] I must not
-forget that my life is linked to another--
-
-=Dol.= [_Aside._] It's she! I'm sure it is!
-
-=Hil.= [_Alarmed._] What's that!--who's there? [_DOLLERCLUTCH comes
-forward. HILDA retreats, alarmed._]
-
-=Dol.= Don't be alarmed, my dear girl. Don't you know your old friend?
-
-=Hil.= [_Comes forward doubtfully._] Can it be possible? Mr.
-Dollerclutch?
-
-=Dol.= Yes, my dear girl, your stanch friend, Dollerclutch. [_Takes her
-hand._]
-
-=Hil.= I'm so glad to meet you! But what brings you in this
-neighborhood? Perhaps you know--Oh, tell me, sir! Have you any news?
-Relieve my suspense, sir!
-
-=Dol.= I have news, and good news--I've discovered all; now don't you
-faint. I've got the record of your marriage--and I have found your
-parents. [_HILDA gets faint and staggers._] Oh, Lord! I told you not to
-faint--what shall I do? [_He supports her._]
-
-=Hil.= [_Starting up._] 'Tis over, sir! The sudden joy nearly overcame
-me.
-
-=Dol.= Now take a strong grip of your nerves--now do--that's a good
-girl. I have not a minute to spare. I must get back to camp before my
-absence is discovered or I shall get myself in a tight place.
-
-=Hil.= Pardon me, sir! I will be calm!
-
-=Dol.= That's right! [_Takes papers from pocket._] Now listen! I
-haven't the time to tell you how I was successful--that I'll do by
-letter--but I've got the proofs, and here they are. That is the record
-of your marriage, and this is part of a letter from which, I think, I
-have found out that you are the daughter of Morris Maitland.
-
-=Hil.= [_Staggers._] Mr. Maitland my father?
-
-=Dol.= Now be careful, I tell you! Don't forget your nerves. Now listen
-to what I say. Take these papers and this dress to Morris Maitland.
-[_Hands her papers and baby dress._] Tell him your story and I'll stake
-my life on it that he will find a daughter and you a father.
-
-=Hil.= How can I ever repay you for your kindness to me? You have
-raised a burden from my life that was crushing me. Heaven bless you,
-sir! May you meet the reward that your large and magnanimous heart
-deserves.
-
-=Dol.= I haven't got any such heart! you are mistaken--entirely
-mistaken. My action was in the line of duty--purely in duty, without
-any kindness whatever, do you understand? Now go! lose not a moment and
-be careful not to lose the papers. [_Gently forces her to L. 1 E._]
-
-=Hil.= I will, sir! and Heaven bless you. [=Exit= _L. 1 E._]
-
-=Dol.= Now, I've got that poor girl happy, now for my own happiness. If
-I could only meet my Anastasia! Now why the deuce didn't I ask that
-girl to tell her to come out a few moments? George Washington, you're
-an idiot to let a little excitement get away with your head. But who
-comes this way? [_DOLLERCLUTCH hides._]
-
- =Enter= _RALPH, R. 1 E._
-
-=Ralph.= So! Adrienne must be the magnet which drew him from his post
-of duty. I followed him like a ferret, and I'm sure that we are in the
-neighborhood of his home. Curse him, he can walk like a race horse! I
-had to run, at times, to keep up with him. Go to your Adrienne, you
-vain fool, go to the wife whose heart enshrines another. I wish you
-joy! But I too shall, perhaps, see an opportunity to speak to the proud
-and haughty beauty! If I do, I'll humble her pride--curse her! [=Exit=
-_L. 1 E._]
-
-=Dol.= [_Comes forward._] Ralph Murdell, by the jumping jingo! What
-brings him to this neighborhood? No good, I'll be bound! If he should
-run across Hilda before she gets to the house it might upset all. No!
-not while old Dollerclutch can prevent it. I'll follow the rascal, and,
-if he as much as attempts to injure a hair of the girl's head, I'll
-treat his black carcass to an ounce of lead. Hang me if I don't see
-this thing through! [=Exit= _L. 1 E. Whistle scene._]
-
- =Scene 3=: SAME AS SCENE 1.
-
- _ADRIENNE discovered at table, L. C., writing. ALICE in crib, L. 4 E._
-
-=Adri.= [_Sealing letter._] 'Tis done at last! With what feelings of
-anxiety shall I count the hours until I have his reply! Will it bring
-happiness to my longing heart? Yes, yes! His is a love that time cannot
-change, nor separation dim! [_Goes to crib, L. 4 E._] How sweetly she
-sleeps! [_She kneels in prayer._] Heaven preserve my darling child!
-Watch over her with thy faithful love and guidance. Guard the father
-with thy holy protection from the dangers of this cruel war, and
-restore him safely to the bosom of his sorrowing family. [_Her head
-droops. After a slight pause she gets up hurriedly._] I will take the
-letter to John, so that he will be sure to take it to the post-office
-the first thing in the morning. [=Exit= _ADRIENNE, D. L. 2 E._]
-
- _After a pause_ =Enter= _REGINALD, D. R. F.; he looks around
- eagerly; places his gun against chair, R. 2 E._
-
-=Reg.= No one here? How my heart does beat in anticipation of seeing my
-beloved Alice. [_Looks around._] Oh, the bitter memories that haunt my
-mind at the sight of each familiar object! [_Sees crib, L. 4 E. Goes
-to it eagerly and pulls curtain aside._] My child! my Alice! Heavenly
-Father, I thank Thee! She sleeps. Oh, Thou being of innocence, free
-from the taint of a deceitful world, I will not disturb the peaceful
-quiet of thy innocent slumber. Let me feast my eyes upon my sleeping
-darling! [_He kneels._] Let the sweet picture of purity and innocence
-be forever hung in the desolate cavern of my bleeding heart, safely to
-guide me to that eternal home where the soul can find a haven of peace
-and rest! [_His head sinks._]
-
- =Enter= _ADRIENNE, door L. 2 E. She goes to R. C. and sees
- REGINALD. She is alarmed._
-
-=Adri.= What means this? A stranger!
-
-=Reg.= [_Rises suddenly and turns._] Adrienne! [_He turns away._]
-
-=Adri.= Reginald! [_She pauses, with heaving bosom._]
-
-=Reg.= I beg your pardon, Adrienne, for this intrusion. The impulse to
-see my child caused me to forsake my post of duty. It led me here to
-have but one look upon her darling form. I have been satisfied and I
-am ready to return to the stern post of duty. [_He turns to go towards
-door in L. F._]
-
-=Adri.= And have you no word for me? [_He pauses._] Not a look for the
-mother of your child? [_REGINALD keeps his back towards her. ADRIENNE
-stretches her arms towards him._] Am I so soon forgotten? [_He presses
-his brow. Pause._] Reginald, I love you! come back! [_Reginald turns
-suddenly and springs towards her._]
-
-=Reg.= Adrienne! [_She falls into his arms._] My beloved Adrienne!
-
-=Adri.= [_After a pause._] Now am I happy, indeed! My prayers have been
-answered!
-
-=Reg.= Heaven is, indeed, merciful, in bringing this joy into my dreary
-existence! I fulfilled my duty as a soldier more with the desire to die
-in the service of my country, than to live. But now, I enter the fight
-doubly armed, for I now know that I have something more to live for
-besides my child--a loving wife.
-
-=Adri.= Heaven grant you will be spared to us, Reginald!
-
-=Reg.= We will put our trust in Him above, who has granted me the boon
-of this happy hour! Alas that I must tear myself away from my new found
-joy! But duty demands that I return at once to my post.
-
-=Adri.= Nay, Reginald, I cannot let you go again.
-
-=Reg.= Alas! Adrienne, you must bear the separation calmly, for my sake
-and for the child's. I left my post without permission, and should my
-absence be discovered I shall be court-martialed. A few hours ago I
-feared not the consequences of my rash act. But now I dread it, for
-your sake. I must return at once, while there is yet time. Let the
-thoughts of our child be your strength in my absence, as she will be
-mine in the heat of battle. May the Lord of Hosts bring this bloody
-war to a speedy close. [_Goes to crib._] Farewell! my child! [_Kisses
-her._] Farewell! my beloved wife! [_Kisses her. She clings to him._]
-Heaven guard and keep you. [_REGINALD tears himself from ADRIENNE and_
-=Exits= _door L. F. hurriedly, leaving his gun behind. ADRIENNE sinks
-into chair R. of table._]
-
-=Adri.= Cruel, cruel fate! [_Her head droops._]
-
- =Enter= _RALPH, door R. F._
-
-=Adri.= [_Starts up joyfully._] Reginald! [_Sees it is RALPH. She draws
-herself haughtily erect._] Ralph Murdell!
-
-=Ralph.= [_Comes down R. Sneeringly._] Even I, Adrienne, your humble
-servant!
-
-=Adri.= What means this intrusion, sir, at this hour of the night?
-
-=Ralph.= I never had the pleasure of congratulating you before on your
-happy marriage!
-
-=Adri.= Sir, you will oblige me by leaving this house!
-
-=Ralph.= [_Aside._] That cut, did it? [_To ADRIENNE._] Pardon me,
-madam, but if you will allow me to offer my sincere sympathy for your
-loveless married life----
-
-=Adri.= Leave this house instantly, or I will call assistance to eject
-you forcibly!
-
-=Ralph.= Ha! ha! ha! I made sure there was no one about to disturb us
-ere I entered.
-
-=Adri.= What do you mean?
-
-=Ralph.= Just this! That there is not a soul within the reach of your
-voice. We are alone. But listen to me, Adrienne. I do not wish you
-harm--on the contrary, I offer you happiness.
-
-=Adri.= I do not understand you, sir!
-
-=Ralph.= When you married Reginald Maitland, it was not because you
-loved him, but to gratify a feeling of pique. You gave him your hand,
-but not your heart. That belonged to me! I have watched your husband
-every day and have read the unhappiness and misery that he tries to
-conceal. Adrienne, you are unhappy in the bonds that tie you to a
-loveless life. Therefore, fly with me, and I will show you a life's
-loving devotion--a life----
-
-=Adri.= Enough! Do not pollute further the sanctity of a true and
-honest husband's roof with the vile utterances of depraved villainy. My
-husband I adore, and I will be loyal to him and faithful unto death.
-Your influence over my heart is forever broken, and I would sooner
-suffer death, aye, a thousand times, than to listen to another word
-from you, whom I hate and despise--yea, whom I loathe more than a viper
-in my path! Go, and may Heaven have mercy on your soul! [_She turns
-away in majestic contempt._]
-
-=Ralph.= [_Sees REGINALD'S gun and takes it._] Curse you! Those words
-have sealed your doom! [_He shoots. ADRIENNE staggers and falls._] Ha!
-ha! ha! Now, my proud beauty, perhaps your pride is humbled! Ha! ha!
-ha! [_Looks around cautiously, puts out light, then gropes for door._]
-
- =Enter= _DOLLERCLUTCH, door R. F._
-
-=Dol.= [_Feeling in the dark._] I'm sure he came this way--and that
-shot! I'm afraid all is not right. [_Runs into RALPH._] Ha! [_They
-struggle. RALPH throws DOLLERCLUTCH from him and escapes through door,
-R. F._] Confound it! He's got away! But I've got his ring, which
-slipped from his finger into my hand. He shan't escape--I'll have him
-yet. [=Exit= _hurriedly, door R. F._]
-
- _After a pause_ =Enter= _REGINALD, door L. F._
-
-=Reg.= The house is dark. Adrienne has retired for the night. In the
-excitement and haste of my departure I forgot my gun. [_He feels around
-in the dark._] I stood it here against a chair! [_Finds it._] Ah!
-It would not do to return without it. I feel almost tempted to call
-Adrienne, that I might once more clasp her to my heart--but, no! I
-have delayed too long already. I will live on the fond remembrance of
-our happy meeting, and pray that the day be not far distant when I can
-feast my heart upon the smiles of my beloved wife and child! [=Exit=
-_door R. F._]
-
-
- =Quick Curtain.=
-
-
-
-
-ACT V.
-
-
- =Scene 1=: CAMP; SAME AS THIRD ACT.
-
- _Table, R. 2 E. CORIOLANUS on duty as sentinel, L. 1 E. ADOLPHUS in
- front of tent, C., cleaning gun; COLONEL MORRELL, CAPTAIN LOWVILLE
- and MAJOR MURDELL at table, R. 2 E., in consultation, as curtain
- rises._
-
-=Colonel Morrell.= I agree with you, gentlemen, fully, and I have
-concluded not to advance further until I receive more definite news of
-the movements of the main body. We will, therefore, continue in camp
-till I give you further instructions.
-
-=Hen.= According to all reports, the rebs are badly crippled, and Lee
-cannot hold out much longer. At all events, I should not be surprised
-to hear of his surrender to Grant in the near future.
-
-=Mor.= Yes, there is all prospect of a speedy ending of this bloody
-strife, and I hope we will soon have peace restored, that we may be
-enabled to return to our homes and families! [_About to rise._]
-
-=Ralph.= One moment, Colonel! before you go! It is with regret that I
-must call your attention to a private in our command who deserted his
-post as sentinel!
-
-=Mor.= Indeed! His name!
-
-=Ralph.= Reginald Maitland! [_HENRY rises._]
-
-=Mor.= [_Jumps up._] What! Reginald Maitland? Impossible!
-
-=Ralph.= [_Rises._] I beg your pardon, Colonel, but it is a fact!
-
-=Hen.= Surely, Major, you must be mistaken!
-
-=Mor.= Reginald Maitland--a soldier ever ready to respond to the
-call of duty; always fulfilling his orders in the most praiseworthy
-manner--he desert his post? [_Shakes his head._] Please explain, Major!
-
-=Ralph.= 'Tis surprising, indeed! but, nevertheless, a fact! I saw him
-leave myself--he seemed to be greatly agitated. He was absent three
-hours!
-
-=Mor.= Enough! Send for him to report to me at once!
-
-=Ralph.= [_To ADOLPHUS._] Adolphus! [_ADOLPHUS salutes._] Request
-Private Maitland to report to Colonel Morrell immediately! [_ADOLPHUS
-salutes and goes to tent, R. 5 E._]
-
-=Hen.= [_Aside._] Strange! What can it mean?
-
-=Ralph.= [_Aside._] At last!
-
- =Enter= _REGINALD from tent; he comes down and salutes. RALPH, R.,
- HENRY, R. C., COL. MORRELL, C., REGINALD, L. C., ADOLPHUS, L._
-
-=Reg.= Colonel Morrell, I'm at your service, sir!
-
-=Mor.= Maitland, were you not detailed as sentinel last night?
-
-=Reg.= I was, sir!
-
-=Mor.= Did you fulfill your duty to the letter? [_REGINALD hangs his
-head._] You are silent! Speak!
-
-=Reg.= Colonel Morrell, it is with shame I acknowledge that I have
-proved unfaithful to my duty--I deserted my post, sir!
-
-=Mor.= Maitland, it pains me to know that you, on whose honor and
-probity I would have staked my existence, should be guilty of this
-offense. It is with regret that I am obliged to perform the duty which
-devolves upon me!
-
-=Reg.= Colonel, the offense is a grave one. I have merited the
-punishment it demands. I am ready to receive it.
-
-=Mor.= What was your motive in forsaking duty?
-
-=Reg.= It was an uncontrollable impulse to see my child, whom I had
-never seen before, that swayed my being--I knew not what I did! My
-heart was filled with a mad desire to see my child. Duty, honor, all
-was forgotten. I could not resist the longing, the yearning of the
-father, but I followed the impulse which completely overpowered my
-reason.
-
-=Mor.= And do you know that the penalty for your offense, according to
-the rules and regulations of war, is death?
-
-=Reg.= I do! and I will not shrink from receiving my punishment. I am
-ready, Colonel, to receive sentence.
-
-=Hen.= [_Aside._] As fearless and brave as a lion!
-
-=Mor.= [_Aside._] No! I cannot do it! [_To REGINALD._] Maitland, under
-the circumstances, and in consideration of your past praiseworthy
-service, and your undaunted gallantry in action, I will not execute the
-punishment which the offense merits.
-
-=Hen.= [_Aside._] Bravo, Colonel!
-
-=Ralph.= [_Aside._] Curse his sympathy!
-
-=Mor.= But I cannot let the matter pass unnoticed. I place you under
-arrest for three weeks. You will be confined in the guard-house
-under close surveillance. Private Softhead, deprive him of his arms
-and accoutrements, and conduct him in disgrace to the guard-house.
-[_ADOLPHUS takes REGINALD'S gun, etc., and places them on the table._]
-
-=Ralph.= [_Aside._] How it cuts his proud nature!
-
-=Hen.= [_Aside to MORRELL._] These are hard lines, Colonel!
-
-=Mor.= [_Aside to HENRY._] Yes, Captain! I regret it sincerely! I never
-before was obliged to do anything that gave me so much pain. But duty,
-as a true soldier, demanded it!
-
-=Adol.= [_To REGINALD._] Right face! Forward march. [=Exit= _REGINALD
-and ADOLPHUS, R. 4 E._]
-
-=Cor.= [_Looking off L. 2 E._] Halt! Who goes there? [_Voice off
-entrance_, "Friend bearing dispatches for the commanding officer."]
-Advance, and deliver! [_CORIOLANUS gets them and hands them to COLONEL
-MORRELL._] Colonel, allow me! [_He salutes and retires to his post._]
-
-=Mor.= [_Opening dispatches._] What's this? Can I believe my eyes?
-[_Reads._] "Adrienne Maitland, the wife of Reginald Maitland, was found
-last night, shot in the head. From the evidence I have collected, I am
-satisfied that the husband is the murderer. I send you the proofs. H.
-Carson, Chief of Police." No! no! I cannot believe that that man is
-guilty of such an infamous charge. [_To RALPH._] Major! read that, and
-say if that is not the most outrageous lie against such an honorable
-soldier as Reginald Maitland! [_Hands him paper._]
-
-=Ralph.= [_Aside._] Ha! ha! ha! Now will I have my revenge.
-
-=Hen.= How now, gentlemen, have you bad news?
-
-=Mor.= There! [_Pointing to paper._] Read for yourself! [_RALPH hands
-HENRY paper._]
-
-=Hen.= Merciful father! Adrienne killed! [_Staggers._] My sister shot?
-[_With force._] Tell me, Colonel, who is the cowardly wretch that
-committed this deed? [_RALPH shrugs his shoulders._]
-
-=Mor.= [_Pointing to paper in HENRY'S hand._] Read!
-
-=Hen.= [_Looks on paper._] No! no! no! What! he guilty of her murder!
-No! a thousand times no! I would just as readily believe an angel
-guilty of the crime as I would Reginald Maitland! No! I will wager my
-life on his innocence!
-
-=Ralph.= [_Sneeringly._] But everybody is not likely to share your
-opinion!
-
-=Mor.= [_Taking HENRY by the hand._] Lowville, I agree with you! I
-cannot believe so noble a character invested with so foul a heart!
-Let us investigate the proofs! [_He unfolds another paper. Reads._]
-"I inclose the deposition of William Harding, who swears that he
-saw Reginald Maitland prowling about the premises in a cautious and
-suspicious manner, and that he saw him enter the house about half past
-nine o'clock, which was about the time when the deed was committed."
-
-=Hen.= That evidence proves nothing, Colonel.
-
-=Ralph.= It is very significant though!
-
-=Mor.= One moment, gentlemen! [_Reads._] "I also inclose a piece of
-blackened paper, evidently the wadding of the gun--also a bullet
-which we found imbedded in the wall." [_He pulls blackened paper from
-envelope--he smells it._] The wadding of the gun! [_He smooths it
-out._] There is writing upon it! H'm! part of a letter. [_Reads._]
-"i-l-d Alice!" i-l-d? child Alice, that's it! "loving fath--" father, I
-suppose--"Morris Mai--" the rest is burned away.
-
-=Ralph.= A letter from his father. [_To HENRY._] The evidence is
-getting strong, Captain, is it not? [_HENRY is silent._]
-
-=Mor.= [_Takes bullet from envelope._] The fatal bullet! [_Examines
-it._] Here are two letters on it, R. M.
-
-=Ralph.= Gentlemen, the evidence is conclusive--he is guilty.
-
-=Mor.= Do not be hasty, Major! I am not yet satisfied of his guilt.
-[_Aside._] I fear the worst. [_To ADOLPHUS._] Adolphus! conduct Private
-Maitland here at once! [_ADOLPHUS salutes and_ =Exits= _R. 4 E._]
-
-=Ralph.= [_Aside._] He cannot escape now.
-
-=Hen.= [_Aside._] Alas! I fear the result!
-
-=Enter= _REGINALD and ADOLPHUS, R. 4 E._
-
-=Mor.= Maitland, I have evidence here which accuses you of murder!
-
-=Reg.= [_Recoiling._] Murder? I, Colonel? I accused of murder?
-
-=Mor.= Yes, you!
-
-=Reg.= [_Quietly._] Whom am I accused of murdering?
-
-=Mor.= Your wife!
-
-=Reg.= [_Staggers._] My wife?--my wife? my Adrienne murdered?--merciful
-father! [_Pause. With forced calmness._] I beg your pardon, Colonel,
-but I pray you make me not a victim of such cruel jest! [_MORRELL turns
-away._] No! no! Tell me 'tis but a jest--tell me it is not true. Oh,
-Colonel, tell me that my Adrienne lives--lives--lives! [_He is silent.
-To HENRY._] Henry, end this suspense, this torture. Is Adrienne dead?
-
-=Hen.= [_Taking his hand._] Yes, Reginald, it is true!
-
-=Reg.= Alas!--alas! [_His head droops. Slight pause. With force._]
-Who--who is the hellish fiend that robbed me of my Adrienne? Tell me,
-that I might tear his cowardly body limb from limb.
-
-=Mor.= Maitland, you alone are accused of the crime. [_To ADOLPHUS._]
-Softhead! you will take down in writing the proceedings of this
-examination. [_ADOLPHUS at table R., HENRY, R. C., RALPH near table,
-COL. MORRELL, C., REGINALD, L. C., CORIOLANUS, R. To REGINALD._] Are
-you guilty or are you not guilty of the murder of your wife, Adrienne
-Maitland?
-
-=Reg.= I murder Adrienne--my wife? ha! ha! ha!--no! She, in whose
-happiness my whole soul was wrapped up? No--no!
-
-=Mor.= Answer, guilty or not guilty!
-
-=Reg.= Not guilty!
-
-=Mor.= [_To RALPH._] At what hour did he desert his post?
-
-=Ralph.= Eight o'clock!
-
-=Mor.= [_To REGINALD._] At what hour were you in company with your
-wife?
-
-=Reg.= About nine o'clock!
-
-=Mor.= Did you have your gun with you?
-
-=Reg.= I did!
-
-=Mor.= When did you load it last, and where?
-
-=Reg.= Yesterday morning, in my tent!
-
-=Mor.= Did you discharge it since?
-
-=Reg.= No, sir!
-
-=Mor.= Is it still loaded?
-
-=Reg.= It is, sir!
-
-=Mor.= Major Murdell, hand me Maitland's gun. [_He examines it._]
-Gentlemen, the gun has been discharged! [_He hands gun back--he then
-hands REGINALD blackened paper._] Do you recognize that paper?
-
-=Reg.= [_Looks at paper._] I do! It is part of a letter from my father!
-I used it for wadding.
-
-=Mor.= Do you recognize this bullet? [_Hands it._]
-
-=Reg.= [_Examines._] It is from my mould.
-
-=Mor.= Did you have any ill feeling against your wife?
-
-=Reg.= None!
-
-=Ralph.= Colonel, I can prove that there has existed bad feeling
-between them since their marriage!
-
-=Mor.= Make your statement!
-
-=Ralph.= They lived unhappily together until an open rupture caused him
-to leave her and enlist in the army.
-
-=Mor.= Your proof! [_RALPH points to HENRY._] Lowville, do you
-corroborate Major Murdell's assertion? [_HENRY looks at REGINALD. HENRY
-is silent._]
-
-=Reg.= Speak, Henry!
-
-=Hen.= [_Aside._] Must I speak? [_After a pause, to MORRELL._] I do!
-
-=Mor.= [_To REGINALD._] What was the nature of the rupture?
-
-=Reg.= I decline to answer.
-
-=Ralph.= That was his motive for the crime!
-
-=Mor.= Silence! [_To REGINALD._] In the face of the evidence, I am
-forced to believe you guilty. I regret that a soldier such as you have
-heretofore proved yourself to be, should come to such an ignominious
-end. [_RALPH consulting with others. HENRY walks aside._]
-
-=Reg.= Do you believe me guilty, Colonel? [_He turns from REGINALD._]
-And do you all think me guilty of this cowardly crime? [_They all look
-away but HENRY, who takes REGINALD by the hand._]
-
-=Hen.= No! I would believe you innocent, had they ten times the
-evidence.
-
-=Ralph.= The evidence has proven his guilt most conclusively!
-
-=Mor.= [_To REGINALD._] Have you anything to say why I should not pass
-sentence upon you?
-
-=Reg.= I have not!
-
-=Hen.= Oh, Reginald, why do you not defend yourself? Why not make an
-effort to prove your innocence?
-
-=Reg.= Henry, what have I to live for now? Adrienne is gone from me.
-She has left the world dark and dreary to me. I long to join her there!
-[_Points upward._]
-
-=Hen.= Prove your innocence. Let not the stain of murder rest on your
-honorable name!
-
-=Reg.= Henry, this is but the judgment of men. I bow to the judgment
-of Him alone who knoweth all things. He knows I am innocent--that is
-sufficient. I am satisfied! His will be done! [_To MORRELL._] Colonel,
-I await your orders!
-
-=Mor.= [_Aside._] I would I could believe him innocent. The evidence
-condemns him! [_Sighs._] I must fulfill my duty! [_To REGINALD._]
-Maitland, the evidence that has been brought to bear shows conclusively
-that you are guilty! Nothing remains but for me to pass sentence. I
-therefore condemn you to be shot until you are dead. [_REGINALD bows
-his head._] The sentence shall be executed immediately. I will allow
-you five minutes to prepare yourself to meet your God! [_Takes out
-watch. To RALPH._] Major! you will detail your men to execute the
-order. [_RALPH whispers to CORIOLANUS and ADOLPHUS._]
-
-=Hen.= [_To REGINALD._] Reginald, this is terrible! The Colonel has no
-right to use such haste. The evidence is purely circumstantial, and
-should require deeper investigation!
-
-=Reg.= Nay, do not blame Colonel Morrell; he has simply done his duty.
-Besides, why should the execution be deferred? Why should I longer drag
-out a miserable existence? I will soon be happy, Henry, for I shall
-meet Adrienne. But my child, Henry! my darling little Alice! Take her,
-Henry--be a father to her--guide her footsteps in the path of honor
-and virtue. Teach her not to despise her father--that he is innocent.
-Teach her not to listen to the sneers of the world, but to place an
-everlasting faith in the Father of us all, so that at the last she will
-find peace and joy in the beautiful realms above!
-
-=Hen.= I accept the trust, Reginald. God grant I will be faithful to
-it. [_They shake hands._] Have you any further wishes?
-
-=Reg.= Tell my father I am innocent--that will be sufficient--he will
-believe me. Now leave me, Henry!
-
-=Hen.= Farewell, my brother! [_They embrace._] Farewell! [_REGINALD
-kneels a moment with bowed head in silent prayer, after which he rises
-with a quiet air._]
-
-=Reg.= I am ready, Colonel! [_MORRELL waves his hand. ADOLPHUS
-blindfolds REGINALD, ties his hands behind him, and places him in
-position, L. C. ADOLPHUS and CORIOLANUS take position on right._]
-
-=Ralph.= [_COLONEL MORRELL, R., HENRY, R. C., RALPH, R. C., CORIOLANUS
-and ADOLPHUS up R., REGINALD, L. C. Pulls handkerchief from pocket._]
-Carry arms! Ready! [_Holds handkerchief at arms length._]
-
- =Enter= _DOLLERCLUTCH, R. 4 E., hurriedly._
-
-=Dol.= [_C._] Hold! If you shoot that man you commit murder! He is
-innocent!
-
-=Mor.= [_R. C._] What mean you?
-
-=Ralph.= Will you allow this interference, Colonel?
-
-=Mor.= Yes! God forbid that I should shoot an innocent man! [_To
-DOLLERCLUTCH._] Your proofs!
-
-=Dol.= My proofs are crushing! There is no murder! [_REGINALD pulls off
-handkerchief._] His wife lives. She is even now on her way to this camp!
-
-=Reg.= Adrienne lives? Thanks be to God!
-
-=Mor.= How do you know this?
-
-=Dol.= I overtook her on the road on my way to camp. She was almost
-exhausted, and begged of me to run on and save Reginald from being shot
-for her murder. I did so, and here I am, just in the nick of time! By
-jingo, I feel so good, I could shake hands with the greatest scoundrel
-that ever breathed. [_He shakes RALPH'S hand._]
-
-=Ralph.= Colonel, you surely will not be imposed upon by that rascal's
-concocted story?
-
-=Mor.= Silence! If she is not dead, it was not the fault of the
-intended murderer. He meant to kill her, and the intent is sufficient
-for which to carry out the penalty!
-
-=Dol.= [_R. C._] Correct, Colonel! But that man is not the one who
-attempted the murder. I swear that Reginald Maitland left the house
-fifteen minutes before the shot was fired. I was watching one whom I
-know to be the murderer, prowling around the house; but looking after
-Maitland's departure, I lost sight of the other chap. Some time after
-I heard the shot and rushed into the house and into the arms of the
-attempted assassin, who was trying to escape. I struggled to overpower
-him, but he was too much for me. [_Rubs his side and grimaces._] He got
-away. I pursued, but he got off in the darkness. In my eagerness to
-catch him, I fell into the hands of the rebels.
-
-=Mor.= And how did you get away from the rebels?
-
-=Dol.= This morning, by indomitable bravery and courage, I fought my
-way out of their lines and hastened back here to camp.
-
-=Mor.= Who is the man that attempted the deed?
-
-=Dol.= The room was dark; the scoundrel had put out the light; I could
-not recognize him!
-
-=Ralph.= [_Aside._] Safe! safe!
-
-=Mor.= How do you know, then, that it was not Maitland?
-
-=Dol.= In the struggle, the villain's ring slipped into my hand. Here
-it is, Colonel! [_MORRELL takes and examines it._] Later I also found
-this shoulder strap hanging to one of my buttons. [_MORRELL hands ring
-to RALPH._] Colonel, do privates wear these things?
-
-=Ralph.= Colonel, here are some letters engraved on the seal--R. M.
-Reginald Maitland!
-
-=Dol.= You lie! R. M.--Ralph Murdell, and here is where this belongs,
-you cowardly assassin! [_He claps the shoulder strap on RALPH'S
-shoulder, which is minus one._]
-
-=Mor.= Men, secure him! [_ADOLPHUS and CORIOLANUS do so. HENRY,
-R., CORIOLANUS, RALPH and ADOLPHUS, R. C., COLONEL MORRELL, C.,
-DOLLERCLUTCH and REGINALD, L. C._]
-
-=Ralph.= [_To DOLLERCLUTCH._] Curse you for a meddlesome hound!
-
-=Dol.= I said I would, and so I did, by jingo!
-
- =Enter= _ADRIENNE, R. 4 E., out of breath; her head is bandaged;
- she is very pale and exhausted. REGINALD takes C._
-
-=Adri.= Reginald, my husband!
-
-=Reg.= Adrienne! [_She falls in his arms half fainting._]
-
-=Adri.= Safe! safe! You are safe!
-
-=Reg.= Yes, yes, my wife. Heaven is just! You have been spared to me by
-His great mercy.
-
-=Mor.= [_Approaching them._] Pardon me, Maitland, for interrupting.
-Allow me to ask you one question, Madam? [_She nods._] Who was it that
-fired the shot?
-
-=Adri.= [_Pointing to RALPH._] There stands the coward who, failing
-in his effort to make me unfaithful to my true and loyal husband,
-attempted to murder me!
-
-=Mor.= [_To REGINALD, taking his hand._] Forgive me, Maitland, for
-entertaining one moment the thought that you were guilty of such
-cowardly villainy! I have wronged you deeply.
-
-=Reg.= I have naught to forgive, Colonel; you have acted only as a true
-soldier, and, had you not done as you did, you would have neglected
-your duty.
-
- =Enter= _HILDA, R. 4 E._
-
-=Hil.= [_L. C., to ADRIENNE._] You are safe, Adrienne. You rushed from
-the house in your frantic excitement. I feared your mind was wandering.
-
-=Adri.= Nay, Hilda! When I learned that my husband was accused of my
-supposed murder, I dreaded the consequences, and determined to save him
-ere it was too late.
-
-=Hil.= They knew not where you had fled. But I knew where your heart
-would lead you, and I followed.
-
-=Hen.= [_Aside._] What a wealth of true womanly feeling is hidden by
-her quiet demeanor! [_To HILDA._] Will you be kind enough to enlighten
-us, how it was that we received news from the Chief of Police that
-Adrienne was murdered?
-
-=Hil.= When we found her last night, we supposed her to be dead,
-until this morning I thought I detected signs of life. I begged of
-them to summon a physician at once. He pronounced her alive, but in a
-death-like stupor. After hard work she was restored to consciousness.
-Examination of her wound showed that the bullet had only grazed the
-head, inflicting a scalp wound, but sufficient to effectually stun her.
-
-=Hen.= Kind Providence turned the bullet's fatal course, but it was
-almost the means of bringing a noble life to an ignominious end.
-[_Pointing to REGINALD._]
-
-=Hil.= Have you discovered the real culprit?
-
-=Hen.= Yes! he is there! [_Points to RALPH._]
-
-=Hil.= [_Staggers._] Ralph!--my husband?
-
-=Hen.= Your husband? Is that man your husband?
-
-=Hil.= Alas! yes! With what feelings of loathing must I make the
-acknowledgment.
-
-=Ralph.= Bah! you she-devil! I never married you--you were only a
-mistress!
-
-=Dol.= You lie, you black-hearted villain!
-
-=Hil.= [_Producing papers._] You could ruin my character in the eyes of
-the world did I not possess this! [_Holding paper aloft._] The record
-of my marriage to you. [_RALPH recoils._]
-
-=Dol.= [_To RALPH._] And I was the individual who saved that girl from
-your base villainy! I--do you understand?--I!
-
-=Ralph.= Curse you!
-
-=Hen.= [_Aside._] Alas for my hopes!
-
- =Enter= _MORRIS and ANASTASIA, R. 4 E._
-
-=Anas.= [_Going to ADRIENNE and embracing her._] You dear child! How
-glad I am that we've found you at last!
-
-=Mor.= Heaven be praised, my daughter, I find you safe. [_He embraces
-REGINALD._] My son!
-
-=Reg.= Father!
-
-=Mor.= I am overjoyed at this happy union of loving hearts. [_To
-HILDA._] Alice, my child! [_Beckons her to come. To REGINALD._]
-Reginald, God has been merciful to restore to us your lost sister--my
-darling daughter, Alice!
-
-=Reg.= My sister?
-
-=All.= Your daughter?
-
-=Mor.= Yes! my daughter! [_Embraces her._] After many years of
-suffering and anguish has Heaven sent me the joy that I thought was
-buried in the past. [_Takes =Dollerclutch= by the hand._] Here is
-the instrument of Providence who saved an innocent girl and brought
-happiness to a father's heart. [_HILDA converses with HENRY._] Bless
-your kind heart! How can I ever repay you?
-
-=Dol.= Tut! tut! tut! I acted only on business--only on business,
-sir!--do you understand? Entirely on business--without any kindness
-whatever. I am more than repaid when I see the happiness and joy that
-surrounds me! [_He goes to ANASTASIA. Up L. C._]
-
-=Mor.= That man's father [_pointing to RALPH_] was the wretch who
-stole the child from our parental bosom! His father and I aspired for
-the hand of the same lady--I was the successful one. He, being of a
-very passionate and revengeful nature, darkened our domestic bliss by
-stealing from the cradle our youngest child, Alice! I did not think I
-had an enemy in the world who could be guilty of such baseness, until
-last night I received the proof which exposed him and restored to me a
-daughter. All doubts of her identity were removed by the discovery of a
-mole behind her left ear, which we remembered our child's having.
-
-=Morrell.= I congratulate you, sir, upon your new found joy! The mills
-of justice grind slowly sometimes, but they are sure. Righteousness
-and truth will always receive its blessed reward. [_To CORIOLANUS and
-ADOLPHUS._] Men, remove the depraved scoundrel to the guard house
-and see that he is strongly guarded. [_They do so._ =Exit= _RALPH,
-CORIOLANUS and ADOLPHUS, R. 2 E._] It is a pity to mar the happiness of
-this hour with the presence of such a vile and cowardly rascal! [_To
-REGINALD._] Maitland, in consideration of the terrible mistake and
-injustice by which I almost sacrificed your life, I hereby revoke the
-order for your disgrace and restore you to honorable recognition by
-promoting you to the position of Major!
-
-=Hen.= Bravo, Colonel!
-
-=Dol.= Good! your heart is in the right place, Colonel! [_Aside._] And
-so is mine! [_Turning to ANASTASIA._]
-
-=Reg.= [_Taking MORRELL by the hand._] Thanks, Colonel, thanks!
-
-=Morrell.= Do not thank me, Maitland; you are more than deserving. Had
-you accepted promotion before when it was offered, for your gallant
-conduct and bravery on the field, you would long since have been even
-my superior officer. [_A shot is heard._] What's that? [_All are
-alarmed and look off entrance._]
-
- =Enter= _ADOLPHUS and CORIOLANUS, R. 2 E._
-
-=Adol.= [_R._] He's done it, Colonel!--he's done it!
-
-=Morrell.= Done what? Who?
-
-=Adol.= Ralph Murdell! He pulled a revolver and shot himself through
-the head.
-
-=Cor.= Yes! His rash act has precipitated him into eternity--he's dead!
-
-=Morrell.= [_Shrugs his shoulders._] Well, he has only saved me the
-stern duty of condemning him to such a fate.
-
-=Hen.= [_Aside._] His act has freed Hilda from the yoke of misery and
-despair. [_Commotion outside. Voices heard crying_ "Hurrah!" _in the
-distance._]
-
-=Morrell.= What means this excitement? Dollerclutch, go and learn the
-cause! [=Exit= _DOLLERCLUTCH, L. 2 E., hastily._] They are yelling
-hurrah! There must be some good news from the front. They seem wild
-with joy!
-
- =Re-enter= _DOLLERCLUTCH, L. 2 E._
-
-=Dol.= [_Rushing around excitedly._] Hurrah! hurrah! hurrah!
-
-=Morrell.= [_Stopping him._] Give us the news.
-
-=Dol.= Hurrah! The war is over! Lee has surrendered to Grant!
-
-=Omnes.= Hurrah! hurrah! hurrah! [_Wild excitement and joy._]
-
-=Reg.= [_Embracing ADRIENNE._] Then is our happiness complete. We shall
-never part again.
-
-=Dol.= And I will, at last, leave my bachelorhood and worship at the
-shrine of my charming Anastasia!
-
-=Anas.= [_Falls in his arms._] You dear man!
-
-=Cor.= [_Aside._] She throws true nobility aside [_pointing to
-himself_] for such a presumptuous old fool! Oh! woman! woman! [_Sighs
-deeply and walks aside._]
-
-=Hen.= [_Leading HILDA forward. To MORRIS._] If you will allow me, let
-me add my joy to the already o'erflowing cup! Hilda has--[_HILDA pulls
-his coat._] I beg your pardon--Alice has promised to administer to my
-future joy, with your permission!
-
-=Morris.= [_Joins their hands._] Bless you, my children!
-
-=Adri.= [_To REGINALD._] Dearest Reginald! The joy I have found in the
-new born love for my noble husband will make me never regret that it
-was by force of impulse that I was led to accept your heart and hand!
-
-=Reg.= Let the agony of the past be buried in the joy of the present.
-[_To audience._] And if you will forgive the impulse that led me from
-my post of duty, there will not be a cloud to obscure the sunshine of
-our future happiness.
-
-=Morrell.= The end has justified the act.
-
-=Dol.= I, too, have left my post of duty--but let the result be an
-extenuation of my desertion.
-
-=Morrell.= [_Takes him by hand._] Yes! I overlook it freely! and I feel
-satisfied that He, who watches over us all, will not censure us for
-being led BY FORCE OF IMPULSE!
-
- =Tableau.=
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-
-The plot is novel and ingenious, the situations well worked out, and
-the interest continuous.
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-Wedding. Time of performance, one hour and a quarter.
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-
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-easy character acting, racy dialogue, funny situations and comical
-"business."
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-A COMEDY IN ONE ACT, BY BERNARD HERBERT.
-
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-
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-welcome. The play can be effectively staged and costumed, if desired.
-Time of representation, thirty minutes.
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-BY FORCE OF IMPULSE.
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-A DRAMA, IN FIVE ACTS, BY H. V. VOGT.
-
-Nine male and three female characters, _viz._: Leading and second
-juvenile men, old man, genteel villain, walking gentleman, first and
-second light comedians, heavy character, low comedian, leading and
-second juvenile ladies and comic old maid.
-
-A thoroughly good drama, worthy of the best talent. The action takes
-place during the period of the late civil war, the scene being laid
-partly in the army. Well adapted to the use of G. A. R. posts, though
-not confined to them in interest. The plot is interesting and well
-developed; the situations are striking; the "business" is effective,
-and every tableau will fetch an _encore._ Time of representation, two
-hours and a half.
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- helpful."--_Hartford Courant._
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- tableaux of a varied character."--_Troy Times._
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-Wigs, Beards, etc., and Scenery, will be sent to any address on receipt
-of a stamp._ <==
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- " Flash Box 50
- Colored Tableau Lights 25
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- " " " " by Exp. 1 50
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- Dutch Pink 25
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- Water Cosmetique 25
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- Artist's Stomps 15
- Hares' Feet 50
- Powder Puffs 25
- Miniature Puffs 15
- India Ink 10
- Lining Brushes 5
- Cosmetique 25
- Rouge de Theatre 25
- Blanc de Perle 25
- Hair Powder 50
- Eyebrow Pencils 25
- Bleu pour Veins 75
- Fard Indien 75
- Make-up Boxes $1.50, 4.00 and 5 00
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- Flesh Colors 35
- Lining Colors 20
- Grease Paints, set of 9 necessary colors 1 00
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- Scenery, Painted on Canvas, per set $8 00 to 75 00
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-THEATRICAL WIGS.
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-_LADIES' WIGS._
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- Court $6 00
- Ringlet 5 50
- Frou-Frou 5 50
- Bourgeoise 7 50
- Peasant Girl 7 50
- Mother-in-Law 5 50
- Witch 3 75
- Short Curly 5 50
- " with Parting 6 25
- Plain Long Hair 7 50
- Wig made up in Present Fashion 5 00
- Wench 5 00
- Frontals 2 00
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-_GENTLEMEN'S WIGS._
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- Court Wig, with Bag or Tie $4 00
- Rip Van Winkle 4 00
- Peasant 4 00
- Monk 4 00
- Judge 7 50
- Bald 4 00
- Comic Bald 4 00
- Chinaman 3 00
- Crop 4 00
- Dress 4 00
- Indian 3 50
- Fright 5 00
- Irish 4 00
- Yankee 4 00
- Flow 5 00
- Scalp 2 00
- Negro 1 00
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- " " " Ventilated 2 75
- Side Whiskers and Moustache on Wire 1 50
- Short Side Whiskers on Wire 75
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- Mutton Chop Whiskers, Ventilated 1 50
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-BY FORCE OF IMPULSE.
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-Nine male, three female characters, _viz._: Leading and Second Juvenile
-Men, Old Man, Genteel Villain, Walking Gentleman, First and Second
-Light Comedians, Heavy Character, Low Comedian, Leading and Second
-Juvenile Ladies and Comic Old Maid. Time of playing, Two hours and a
-half.
-
-
-SYNOPSIS OF EVENTS.
-
-ACT I. LOVE VS. IMPULSE.--Dollerclutch's office.--A fruitless
-journey, a heap of accumulated business and a chapter of unparalleled
-impudence.--News from the front.--A poor girl's trouble and a lawyer's
-big heart.--Hilda's sad story.--"I'll see this thing through if it
-costs me a fortune!"--A sudden departure in search of a clue.--The
-meeting of friends.--One of nature's noblemen.--Maitland betrays his
-secret by a slip of the tongue.--The ball at Beachwood.--Two spooneys,
-fresh from college, lose their heads and their hearts.--"Squashed,
-by Jupiter!"--Trusting innocence and polished villainy.--The
-interrupted tryst.--An honest man's avowal.--A picture of charming
-simplicity.--Murdell and Hilda meet face to face.--"I dare you to make
-another victim!"--A scoundrel's discomfiture.--TABLEAU.
-
-ACT II. THE SEPARATION.--The Maitland homestead.--Anastasia's
-doubts.--A warm welcome and its icy reception.--Forebodings and
-doubts.--Father and son.--Searching questions.--A domestic storm
-and a parent's command.--A foiled villain's wrath.--Enlisting for
-the war.--The collapse of the cowards.--"It's no use, 'Dolphy, the
-jig's up!"--Hilda's sympathy and Adrienne's silent despair.--The
-result of impulse.--The father pleads for his son.--Anastasia and
-Dollerclutch.--Coriolanus comes to grief.--Good and bad news.--Husband
-and wife.--Reginald demands an explanation.--A hand without a
-heart.--The separation.--A new recruit.--Too late; the roll is
-signed.--TABLEAU.
-
-ACT III. DUTY VS. IMPULSE.--Four years later.--A camp in the
-army.--Longings.--"Only six miles from home!"--The skeleton in
-the closet.--A father's yearning for his child.--A woman-hater
-in love.--Dollerclutch's dream.--A picture of camp life and
-fun.--Coriolanus has his revenge.--News from home.--Dollerclutch makes
-a big find. "Eureka!"--Proofs of Hilda's parentage and marriage.--A
-happy old lawyer.--"I'll take them to Hilda!"--Detailed for duty.--A
-soldier's temptation.--The sentinel deserts his post.--The snake in the
-grass.--"At last, I can humble his pride!"
-
-ACT IV. THE RECONCILIATION AND SEQUEL.--At Reginald's home.--News from
-the army.--"Grant is not the man to acknowledge defeat!"--Adrienne and
-Hilda.--False pride is broken.--The reconciliation.--"Will Reginald
-forgive me?"--Dollerclutch brings joy to Hilda's heart.--"You are
-the daughter of Morris Maitland!"--The stolen documents and the
-snake in the grass.--"Hang me if I don't see this thing through!"--A
-letter to the absent one.--Face to face.--The barrier of pride swept
-down.--"Reginald, I love you; come back!"--The happy reunion.--An
-ominous cloud.--"I have deserted my post; the penalty is death. I must
-return ere my absence is discovered!"--The wolf in the sheepfold.--A
-wily tempter foiled.--A villain's rage.--"Those words have sealed your
-doom!"--The murder and the escape.--Dollerclutch arrives too late.--The
-pursuit.
-
-ACT V. DIVINE IMPULSE.--In camp.--Maitland on duty.--The charge
-of desertion and the examination.--"I knew not what I did!"--The
-colonel's lenity.--Disgrace.--News of Adrienne's murder is brought to
-camp.--Circumstantial evidence fastens the murder upon Reginald.--The
-court-martial.--Convicted and sentenced to be shot.--Preparations for
-the execution.--"God knows I am innocent!"--Dollerclutch arrives in
-the nick of time.--"If you shoot that man you commit murder!"--The
-beginning of the end.--"Adrienne lives!"--A villain's terror.--Adrienne
-appears on the scene.--"There is the attempted assassin!"--Divine
-impulse.--The reward of innocence and the punishment of villainy.--Good
-news.--"Hurrah, the war is over; Lee has surrendered to Grant!"--The
-happy _denouement_ and _finale._--TABLEAU.
-
-
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- 70 Gallus Jake.
- 71 De Coon Hunt.
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- 111 An Unhappy Pair.
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